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Creepy songs and feeling dumb
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Welcome back! This week, after the normal Rigmarole (napping, movies, gaming, college, EMS); Ron asks what is something that makes you feel stupid but is easy to use or do?; Chris runs us through some songs with some creepy lyrics. As always please like, subscribe, and share with your friends. Come join the discussions on the Discord Channel (https://discord.gg/TbxA7gcUky) and follow us on Twitter, @cltruitt22. Thanks and take care!
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Gym and Nap Routines
00:00:06
cltruitt22
Welcome back to another episode of the Mythic Drive Podcast. I'm Chris.
00:00:09
swolecity
And I'm Ron. And we're doing this on a late on a Thursday because of me. I'm a bad person.
00:00:15
cltruitt22
You're not a bad person. You went to the gym. That's good.
00:00:18
swolecity
Yeah, but I took a nap before that.
00:00:20
cltruitt22
What's wrong with that?
00:00:22
swolecity
It was glorious.
00:00:22
cltruitt22
There's nothing wrong with an app.
00:00:24
swolecity
I know.
00:00:26
swolecity
I try to make myself be regimented, get to the gym before noon, get it all out of the way. And then I get off work and I'm like, I need a nap.
00:00:36
cltruitt22
Yeah, sometimes you need a nap, especially you just worked a 24.
00:00:37
swolecity
Yeah.
00:00:41
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:00:42
swolecity
Sometimes. Sometimes you need a nap.
00:00:43
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. I try it all the time at work, but my boss yells at me.
00:00:48
swolecity
That's not true.
00:00:49
cltruitt22
No, it's not because my boss is out there being a maniac.
00:00:52
swolecity
Yeah, it's closed the door, they wouldn't even know.
00:00:54
cltruitt22
Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, there was something yesterday. He's like, oh, yeah, that's right. Your report to me. It's like, yeah, yeah. Sure thing, boss.
00:01:04
swolecity
yeah yeah I'll give you a hundred dollars. You can log into Elite.
Movie Plans and Preferences
00:01:09
cltruitt22
to
00:01:12
cltruitt22
Uh, yeah, see, I'm I'm a big afternoon workout guy.
00:01:13
swolecity
I've got big news. Oh, really?
00:01:19
cltruitt22
Well, now that I'm on day work, because I'll take like the last hour of the day workout and then I just go right home from that.
00:01:21
swolecity
Wow.
00:01:26
swolecity
I'd much rather work out in the morning, but
00:01:28
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:01:31
swolecity
I can understand. I do work, I mean, some of my dumbass days I do now are where I work out like four times in one day.
00:01:38
cltruitt22
Truth.
00:01:38
swolecity
It's a little nuts.
00:01:40
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah.
00:01:41
swolecity
But,
00:01:42
cltruitt22
So ah what's the big news?
00:01:46
swolecity
shockingly, through really no agency of myself, I'm going to see Deadpool and Wolverine tomorrow.
00:01:52
cltruitt22
Nice.
00:01:53
swolecity
Yeah, it's four o'clock in the afternoon.
00:01:53
cltruitt22
I'm going Saturday.
00:01:55
swolecity
What, are you on Saturday?
00:01:56
cltruitt22
We're going Saturday at like three something.
00:01:59
swolecity
Going tomorrow at four and seeing it in IMAX.
00:02:00
cltruitt22
Nice. Ooh.
00:02:04
swolecity
Yeah.
00:02:05
cltruitt22
All the maxes.
00:02:06
swolecity
All of the maxes.
00:02:07
cltruitt22
Yeah, I see. I think we're seeing it in RPX.
00:02:12
swolecity
Cool.
00:02:12
cltruitt22
Really powerful xylophone, I guess? I don't know.
00:02:16
swolecity
That's the best kind of disciplines.
00:02:17
cltruitt22
Absolutely. Yeah, my wife is like, you never want to go to the movies. I was like, oh, I'll go to the movies for this.
00:02:25
swolecity
Yeah, I really had no intention of going. I mean, it wasn't like I was against it, but I was friends of mine were talking about it and they're like, they said something i said and I was in the middle of our work shift yesterday and we were a little busy. And it was the first part of the conversation happened before I got dispatched to Snow Hill Road for a call.
00:02:40
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:02:45
swolecity
And I said, oh, I want to go to see Deadpool eventually too. And then while I was on the call, they said, okay, we ordered your ticket. And I was like, well, I guess I'm going to see that.
00:02:54
cltruitt22
Nice. hey There you go.
00:02:57
swolecity
So I told my wife, I was like, did you want to see this? She's like, yeah, eventually. But we could see it on streaming. I was like, oh, thank God.
00:03:08
cltruitt22
Yeah. See my wife was like, yes, we're, we've seen all of them in the theaters together.
00:03:10
swolecity
Oh, that sucks.
00:03:12
cltruitt22
So.
00:03:14
swolecity
Yeah, so I'm going tomorrow before. Hopefully it's not crazy.
00:03:20
cltruitt22
Nice. Yeah.
00:03:22
swolecity
We'll see.
00:03:22
cltruitt22
Folks out there, do not spoil things if you see it early.
00:03:26
swolecity
Does it matter?
00:03:28
cltruitt22
It does. I like a little bit of surprise in my life.
00:03:30
swolecity
What? Oh, fair you do, but what can they spoil?
00:03:34
cltruitt22
I don't know.
00:03:35
swolecity
It's gonna be Deadpool and Wolverine.
00:03:37
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah.
00:03:38
swolecity
And even if they spoil, they're just gonna be like, still, I'm excited to see the thing.
00:03:42
cltruitt22
That's true. I Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds was made for that character.
00:03:49
swolecity
Yes. Yeah. Well, I mean, clearly he has a love for the character, which really helps in that whole.
00:03:55
cltruitt22
Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:04:02
swolecity
OK, I would say he's got to be the pinnacle of all of the.
College Days and Advice
00:04:10
swolecity
Robert Downey Deneger really good job.
00:04:11
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah, that's Tony.
00:04:13
swolecity
As Tony, that's a tough and honestly.
00:04:14
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:04:16
swolecity
I'm going to give Chris Hemsworth a lot of credit. He did a really good Thor.
00:04:21
cltruitt22
yeah
00:04:22
swolecity
I mean, is that done? I don't know that I know of it.
00:04:24
cltruitt22
They're all Australian accent, but yeah.
00:04:26
swolecity
Well, you know, yeah.
00:04:28
cltruitt22
But yeah, I mean, he definitely yeah played it well. Especially, I mean, for the way the first two Thor movies were written.
00:04:37
swolecity
That second Thor movie is that's rough.
00:04:37
cltruitt22
Yeah. It's rough. Yeah. um
00:04:43
swolecity
that's a that's a rough way to get through yeah it should have been I don't actually I never saw the fourth Thor movie Thor movie that fourth no yeah the one with the Christian Bale that love and thunder yeah I've never seen it yet
00:04:46
cltruitt22
Yeah, it should have been cool. Yeah.
00:04:58
cltruitt22
The love and thunder.
00:05:07
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah, that was love and thunder. It's it's fine. It's not like, oh, my gosh, but it's not it's not Thor two.
00:05:17
swolecity
That's a glowing review The the worst that's a glowing review The worst part is since love and thunder has been out and streaming and I have access to the streaming I have watched Ragnarok since then Yeah,
00:05:19
cltruitt22
What's that? Oh, yeah. Well.
00:05:27
cltruitt22
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ragnarok is just fun.
00:05:33
swolecity
I'm actually gonna just put on be like oh I can watch this while I do other things and still enjoy myself
00:05:39
cltruitt22
Yes. Yes.
00:05:43
cltruitt22
Yeah. Playing any fun games.
00:05:48
swolecity
Really? No.
00:05:50
cltruitt22
OK.
00:05:51
swolecity
I've been playing Frostmunk just because I'm waiting for Frostmunk 2.
00:05:54
cltruitt22
okay
00:05:56
swolecity
And that's really it right now. I want to play, but I keep, I download it and update it again.
00:06:04
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:06:04
swolecity
And I want to get through it. And I was like, such a commitment.
00:06:10
cltruitt22
It is, I think it's one of those like once a year games.
00:06:13
swolecity
Yeah, it feels kind of like a once a year game.
00:06:16
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:06:17
swolecity
Yeah.
00:06:18
cltruitt22
Was like that new DLC for Elden Ring came out and I've been watching somebody play at his play through and I'm like, do I go back to Elden Ring? Do I hate myself that much?
00:06:30
swolecity
I, I downloaded it. I didn't download the DLC yet. I downloaded Delta Ring again, because you know I'm not a huge Dark Souls person.
00:06:34
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:06:40
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:06:41
swolecity
I said, do I really want to play this? And I, I downloaded it as far as I've gotten. I've done nothing with it.
00:06:47
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:06:47
swolecity
So.
00:06:48
cltruitt22
I've been playing this game called Stellar Blade. It's made by a I think it's a Korean company. It's like one of the first big name Korean games, but it's like a hack and slash kind of thing. It's a lot of fun. The combat's fun and everything, but I feel bad playing it because the protagonist is a very well endowed, big bootied Korean girl.
00:07:11
swolecity
Yeah, that's fair.
00:07:12
cltruitt22
So.
00:07:15
swolecity
You're allowed to enjoy it.
00:07:15
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:07:17
swolecity
I'll give you a pass.
00:07:18
cltruitt22
OK, well, as long as you give me a pass.
00:07:19
swolecity
As a well-endowed big booty Korean girl myself, I'll give you a pass.
00:07:28
swolecity
Yeah, I'm not into that culture, that weird culture.
00:07:33
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah. I mean, some of the costumes you can put her in. I'm like, this is borderline stuff.
00:07:39
swolecity
It was like that game Bayonetta.
00:07:41
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah. Where was it? Her hair is her costume or something.
00:07:45
swolecity
Yeah.
00:07:47
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:07:49
swolecity
Always make me feel a little, mmm, eh, a little skeeby.
00:07:51
cltruitt22
Yeah. Well, inevitably, you could be playing
EMS Stories and Lessons
00:07:54
cltruitt22
through the whole game normally and everything. And then it comes to that like one scene that's really over the edge or something. And that's when your wife or somebody walks in, you're like,
00:08:01
swolecity
Right. Right.
00:08:02
cltruitt22
I promise the whole game's not like this, I promise you.
00:08:06
swolecity
Yeah.
00:08:06
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah. My oldest, she walked in the room the other, oh my, I was like, stop, that's, no, no, no.
00:08:15
swolecity
You're about to go to college, you can see much worse.
00:08:17
cltruitt22
Oh God. but As I sit here looking at the table full of college supplies in front of me.
00:08:22
swolecity
Oh yeah, college? What does college surprise mean? surprise
00:08:25
cltruitt22
Well, like for her dorm, she's got, code hangers and a new pillow and sheets and a shower caddy and a little mini vacuum and a fan, all kinds of stuff.
00:08:35
swolecity
Whoa. I feel like when I went to college, I just scavenged everything.
00:08:46
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:08:46
swolecity
I walked to college with my clothes and then I was like, I'm here.
00:08:52
cltruitt22
Yeah, and she had big orientation the other day. She signed up for 17 credits her first semester.
00:08:58
swolecity
Holy nuts.
00:09:00
cltruitt22
That's what I said.
00:09:02
swolecity
What?
00:09:02
cltruitt22
But she said her advisor was like, that's not bad. No, she said it's average.
00:09:07
swolecity
What? what
00:09:09
cltruitt22
yeah Yeah. She's taking two maths and two sciences with labs and a piano lab.
00:09:18
swolecity
the
00:09:18
cltruitt22
yeah Yeah. And piano lab is Mondays at 8 a.m.
00:09:22
swolecity
Oh, I had a very hard rule through college, no classes before 11.
00:09:23
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:09:28
cltruitt22
Yeah. Oh, no, my first semester by freshman year, I was like, yeah, I'll knock them all out in the morning. And then I learned after that. Who knew?
00:09:37
swolecity
Nay, nay.
00:09:38
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:39
swolecity
Every class after 11, once a week, Wednesday, three hour classes. That was the trick to life.
00:09:45
cltruitt22
Nice.
00:09:46
swolecity
Yeah, yeah had that Wednesday night class that was, you know, 7 to 10 or whatever, 6 to 9. Yeah, 17 credits.
00:09:56
cltruitt22
Yeah, she's an animal.
00:09:57
swolecity
I gotta have a long guidance talk with this girl. but got a There's a lot of information I gotta to pass on to her before she goes away to college.
00:10:08
swolecity
Yeah, that's crazy.
00:10:11
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:10:13
swolecity
I mean, and then you just, you know, When you get to college, you just figure out you don't need all that crap and you buy all your supplies on the college bookstore, right?
00:10:21
cltruitt22
Sure.
00:10:23
cltruitt22
Yeah, we haven't bought books yet, so I'm assuming that's going to be part of move in day at the end of August.
00:10:25
swolecity
Oh.
00:10:31
swolecity
Prepare to hate life.
00:10:33
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:10:34
swolecity
Yeah, but but prepare to spend $1,000 on books.
00:10:37
cltruitt22
ah Yeah.
00:10:37
swolecity
It's.
00:10:37
cltruitt22
Yeah, I yeah. Yeah.
00:10:40
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:41
cltruitt22
Oh, and I found out that when we move her in, we're also moving her roommate in because her roommate's father can't make it that day.
00:10:48
swolecity
you are such a sucker fair
00:10:50
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah. Let's say it felt bad because she was like talking to her friends before the orientation day or whatever and. her and this other girl got into the honors college. There's probably like, yeah, you know, our dorms over here, you know, well, you've got one nearest, right? And the girl was like, no, mine's on the outside of campus because I am a normal person. oh Okay.
00:11:16
swolecity
fire Our honors dorm was in Central Campus. I didn't go to the honors dorm.
00:11:24
cltruitt22
okay
00:11:25
swolecity
I went to West Campus but so because, you know, I'm a normal person. And those people are weird. They were weird. Yeah.
00:11:34
cltruitt22
Well, I didn't live on campus because I was so close, so I just commuted.
00:11:39
swolecity
Well, I basically was homeless while I was in college, so I lived in my door.
00:11:43
cltruitt22
So that's where the homeless thing started.
00:11:44
swolecity
So... Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty much. Pretty much.
00:11:50
cltruitt22
yeah yeah Yeah, hopefully she'll have a good time.
00:11:51
swolecity
Yeah. Oh, man. I'm a little jealous of her. College was... It was good times. I would say... All of my friends who... Are my oldest friends, except for, like, my... very oldest friends are from college.
00:12:11
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:12:11
swolecity
but so Most of my very lasting relationships are from college.
00:12:14
cltruitt22
Hmm.
00:12:16
swolecity
I didn't go to high school with four people, so it's, you know.
00:12:17
cltruitt22
Yeah. It was five.
00:12:24
cltruitt22
Yeah, but I went to high school with people like Donnie.
00:12:27
swolecity
Sure, yeah.
00:12:30
swolecity
i ah College was, it's such a good time.
00:12:36
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:12:36
swolecity
And it's such a wasted time on kids. You are way too dumb to go to college. like you You don't know anything about anything.
00:12:44
cltruitt22
Right.
00:12:45
swolecity
You don't know what you want to do. You don't know what you want to be.
00:12:48
cltruitt22
Yeah, I mean, that's a thing. Yeah, she's like, well, you know, it's a right now. She's got a double major science. It's like science education or no science lab science or something like that. And music education. I was like, well, those are two ends of the spectrum.
00:13:06
swolecity
Yeah.
00:13:07
cltruitt22
So, yeah, yeah.
00:13:07
swolecity
Those are...
00:13:12
cltruitt22
At first, she's like, well, it's not a double major. It's like, OK. And then the other day, she's talking about stuff. She's like, yeah, you know, when I do all this and when I finish, I'll have a bachelor's of science and a bachelor's in music ah or a BA. So you'll have two bachelors. So that's two degrees. What's another name for two?
00:13:35
swolecity
And also they couldn't be. You're making a lot of extra work for unless your college her college is different, but it sounds like you made a lot of extra work for yourself.
00:13:43
cltruitt22
So they accepted some of her AP test scores for credit, and then she took like a bunch of basics like English and stuff at Warwick.
00:13:46
swolecity
Sure.
00:13:52
cltruitt22
So some of that stuff transferred over.
00:13:55
swolecity
Yeah, but she's going to have like.
00:13:57
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah, yeah, she'll be going.
00:13:57
swolecity
Her her breath requirements are going to be crazy, because she's got two different colleges he's dealing with.
00:14:02
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:14:03
swolecity
Yeah.
00:14:03
cltruitt22
Well, that was the thing like on her schedule, she's like, yeah, the piano labs not showing up because the School of Music has to add that. I was like, oh, Jack Black. She just got stared at me. It's like, yeah, never mind.
00:14:14
swolecity
Yeah, it's not worth explaining that joke.
00:14:15
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's that? You know, looked at her schedule is like, oh, you're taking chemistry. That's so much fun. She's like, I'm not looking forward to that. It's like chemistry is awesome. She's like, yeah, no, no.
00:14:27
swolecity
Shoozing.
00:14:29
cltruitt22
And she had to take like some math placement thing over the weekend. And she's like, yeah there were questions on there about like yeah some kind of triangle stuff. I was like, oh, Pythagorean theorem.
00:14:36
swolecity
Quadratics.
00:14:37
cltruitt22
She's like, no. It's like A squared please plus B squared equals C squared. She's like, again, that's Pythagorean Theorem. No. It's like right triangle has a 90 degree angle in it. She's like, oh my god, dad, just shut up.
00:14:50
swolecity
It's all triangles. Everything's triangles. Everything I learned in college is triangles.
00:14:54
cltruitt22
Yeah. 1.5 base times hypotenuse. Or 1.5 hypotenuse times base or something for the area. I don't know.
00:15:01
swolecity
Sure.
00:15:02
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:15:03
swolecity
ah The biggest lie that was ever perpetrated against me was that I would never have a calculator when I needed it.
00:15:09
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:15:10
swolecity
That was the biggest lie that was thought to me.
00:15:11
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Yep.
00:15:14
cltruitt22
Well, she said for this, there were they were only allowed to use a scientific calculator, not a graphing calculator. I was like, you're taking this virtually. How will they know?
00:15:14
swolecity
And I...
00:15:25
swolecity
right integrity sure yes i I took one math class in college because I had to it was math for non-math majors and I did not
00:15:28
cltruitt22
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's the other thing. My child, she would feel horrible if she did that. The little one. No.
00:15:44
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. See, I was a bio major, so I took math. I had to take stats three times.
00:15:53
swolecity
I started out as a bio major and then I saw them all up at eight o'clock in the morning one day and I said, oh no, I don't want to do this.
00:16:00
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:02
swolecity
And I switched history.
00:16:02
cltruitt22
Hey, we made our and aspirin in chemistry.
00:16:06
swolecity
Exciting.
00:16:07
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:16:07
swolecity
I took margaritas to class. We got cookies in Latin.
00:16:11
cltruitt22
Like we actually we used the aspirin.
00:16:14
swolecity
We got cookies in Latin.
00:16:16
cltruitt22
We got cookies in Latin.
00:16:19
swolecity
When you came to Latin in class, you got a cookie.
00:16:22
cltruitt22
I got a zero in an English class. That when I.
00:16:26
swolecity
Because you withdrew and you didn't do the paperwork.
00:16:28
cltruitt22
No, no, no, I got well, I got the first paper back and all I got were these hash marks on the corners. So when. After I was like, what the hell? So I went to the professor or whatever was like, hey, what what's my grade? And they're like, oh, your zero is too big for the paper. It's just that I was like, oh, cool. Dropping this class.
00:16:49
swolecity
You're zero? How did you get a zero?
00:16:51
cltruitt22
I don't know, Ron.
00:16:54
swolecity
What did you do?
00:16:55
cltruitt22
I don't know.
00:16:56
swolecity
Did she write it in a different language?
00:16:58
cltruitt22
Maybe. Yeah.
00:17:02
swolecity
i am I took a class that I showed up for the first day and for the midterm and for the final and got an A.
00:17:09
cltruitt22
Nice. Oh God.
00:17:13
swolecity
ah but my One of my best friends to this day was in that class and we
00:17:20
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:17:23
swolecity
the day of the final we met we were I just ran into him at the the dining hall because you know if it inevitably my my finals were the last days of finals so I never got out early and uh he's reading breakfast and I'm like where are you off to he's like oh I got my biblical classical literature final I'm like me too he's like what you've never been in that class I'm like no I've been in the whole class at the whole time I've just never gone and he's like
00:17:33
cltruitt22
Okay.
00:17:50
swolecity
This is impossible. And I'm like, no, I really am in that class. And I went there and we got done, you know, I got done my final. And he's like, what did you get on that caught in that class? I said, I got an A. He's like, that is he was so angry.
00:18:02
cltruitt22
It was
Ratchet Straps Frustration
00:18:06
swolecity
Yeah.
00:18:06
cltruitt22
like one of the lieutenants tests or whatever we took. Remember you and I got done like five minutes and we hear the one guy in the back of the room.
00:18:13
swolecity
Yeah.
00:18:15
cltruitt22
God damn it.
00:18:17
swolecity
yeah yeah
00:18:20
cltruitt22
See, that was a problem with me in high.
00:18:21
swolecity
well you
00:18:24
cltruitt22
I'm not trying to sound braggy about this, but I didn't have to really apply myself at all in high school and I got straight A's. I got to college and I was like, oh crap, I need to study. So I really did not do good one semester.
00:18:37
swolecity
I did fine if it was a class I gave a damn about.
00:18:43
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:18:43
swolecity
i When I didn't care, I did not do well. That was my problem in college. ah And because I had determined that I only wanted to care about history classes, I mean, I got great grades in history.
00:18:53
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:18:57
swolecity
I always struggled in French. I had to take Latin I, Latin II, French I, II, and III.
00:19:05
cltruitt22
Shoo.
00:19:06
swolecity
I was, and I'm not good at languages, so it was those were rough.
00:19:09
cltruitt22
Hmm.
00:19:11
swolecity
But when I cared about classes, by the time I get to my junior year when you no longer have to take the bullshit classes, I did very well in college.
00:19:15
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:19:17
cltruitt22
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too.
00:19:19
swolecity
yeah
00:19:20
cltruitt22
Yeah. God. I took this one class in biology of fishes was such a great class.
00:19:25
swolecity
Sounds awful.
00:19:27
cltruitt22
It was great. We learned all about different fishies.
00:19:30
swolecity
I took rocks for jocks.
00:19:35
cltruitt22
ah Uh...
00:19:37
swolecity
Yeah.
00:19:37
cltruitt22
Comparative Anatomy? That was a fun one.
00:19:38
swolecity
I took the history of Star Wars in film.
00:19:42
cltruitt22
I took the philosophy of Star Wars.
00:19:44
swolecity
Oh, that's fun.
00:19:45
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:46
swolecity
I did not do well in my philosophy class.
00:19:47
cltruitt22
I don't really remember it.
00:19:50
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:19:50
swolecity
I had to take two philosophy classes. I hated them. I take linguistics.
00:19:55
cltruitt22
Ooh.
00:19:55
swolecity
I could not stand linguistics.
00:19:58
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:19:59
swolecity
Yeah, it was rough.
00:20:01
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:20:01
swolecity
Yeah.
00:20:04
swolecity
But yeah, like I said, once I got into my major, which that's the problem with his like college, especially I don't know the BS, but in BA, you got to take a lot of crap that you do not care about.
00:20:14
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:20:14
swolecity
Your freshman and sophomore year is basically just crap. You don't. There's nothing to do with your major.
00:20:18
cltruitt22
I feel like any college, it's like that at least your freshman year, it's all electives and bullshit and yeah like Jim, why do you why do you have to take physical education in college?
00:20:24
swolecity
Yeah, yeah. I think racquetball.
00:20:30
cltruitt22
Really, I just took like generic physical education and they're like, yeah, you can write essays or run a five K like every other week. I was like, I will run a five K.
00:20:44
swolecity
Took a racquetball because the racquetball gym was close to my dorm.
00:20:46
cltruitt22
Nice. Yeah.
00:20:50
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah. I took leadership.
00:20:53
cltruitt22
Okay.
00:20:54
swolecity
One and two.
00:20:55
cltruitt22
All right.
00:20:56
swolecity
Yeah, something.
00:20:58
cltruitt22
I was part of campus EMS for a few semesters.
00:21:02
swolecity
I got turned down by the campus EMS.
00:21:04
cltruitt22
Ooh.
00:21:05
swolecity
I was not happy.
00:21:06
cltruitt22
Yeah. Well, they've got like a robust one up there.
00:21:09
swolecity
Yeah, they have a
00:21:10
cltruitt22
Yep. Yeah. S use was like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Just sit over there and we'll send you out on a golf cart if we need to.
00:21:17
swolecity
No, they actually have a responding ambulance and they actually have command buggies and stuff now.
00:21:20
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:21:24
cltruitt22
That's impressive.
00:21:25
swolecity
Yeah.
00:21:26
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:21:28
swolecity
And then, uh, and then I finished 20 years later, 15 years later, whatever it was.
00:21:30
cltruitt22
no
00:21:35
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. You still finished, though. That's what matters.
00:21:38
swolecity
That's all. It's all that matters to me.
00:21:41
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:21:41
swolecity
I mean, I still don't use my degree for anything.
00:21:47
cltruitt22
You do.
00:21:47
swolecity
I don't use the degree part.
00:21:50
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:21:52
swolecity
I learned to do research, write well, have terrible handwriting.
00:21:55
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:21:59
cltruitt22
Now, would you call yourself a historian?
00:22:01
swolecity
Stupid blue books. No.
00:22:04
cltruitt22
Really?
00:22:05
swolecity
No.
00:22:06
cltruitt22
You've got a history major, though.
00:22:08
swolecity
I mean, I have a degree in history. It's the best I can say.
00:22:10
cltruitt22
yeah Yeah.
00:22:13
swolecity
A historian's a job. They don't have a job as a historian. I have friends who are actual historians. I'm not a historian.
00:22:21
cltruitt22
No.
00:22:25
swolecity
ah so You know, it's like a biologist versus a biology major. like ah You wouldn't call yourself a biologist.
00:22:31
cltruitt22
The hell I wouldn't.
00:22:35
swolecity
Okay. Disregard.
00:22:40
cltruitt22
ah
00:22:42
swolecity
Historian somebody does research. I don't do research for them.
00:22:44
cltruitt22
Yeah. Is there a doctor on this plane? No, but I'm a biologist.
00:22:51
swolecity
Why would you want a doctor? You should be saying, is there a paramedic on this plane?
00:22:54
cltruitt22
Exactly. Yeah, that always kills me. but It's just everybody thinks like the highest quote unquote, the highest level of medicine is where you need to go. And at that point, yet you want, I don't even know if you want a paramedic, you want a good EMT.
00:23:06
swolecity
You're a good EMT. Yeah.
00:23:09
cltruitt22
God, you don't want a nurse.
00:23:10
swolecity
I mean, I tell my wife that all the time. She's like, well, you're a paramedic. You you can do things. I'm like, do we have drugs?
00:23:19
swolecity
My paramedic skills are useless now.
00:23:22
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah, but the good thing is, I mean, you do have a basic, you know, level of and yeah.
00:23:28
swolecity
I mean, I would say I'm a pretty good person at first aid.
00:23:32
swolecity
I'm very useful in that situation.
00:23:34
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:23:34
swolecity
But the paramedic part of it is not useful.
00:23:37
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah, no.
00:23:40
swolecity
yeah You need somebody to tie a tourniquet?
00:23:40
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:23:42
swolecity
I'm all about it.
00:23:44
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:23:44
swolecity
But, I can't give you happy. Shouldn't give you happy anyways, everybody might take a closet down, I shouldn't be getting happy anyways.
00:23:49
cltruitt22
ah
00:23:54
cltruitt22
You stumble across somebody and, you know, they're like, oh, I think I'm having some chest pain. Well, based on the way you're presenting, you might be in Winky Bock.
00:24:02
swolecity
I'm not Jeffersall and Brino. Jeffersall and Brino would like to figure out a way to make 12 leads out of coconuts and a hamster wheel.
00:24:12
swolecity
but Look at this, on this 12 lead, you're having a...
00:24:13
cltruitt22
ah he He moves the coconuts.
00:24:16
swolecity
Oh, that's a Roshan Blockers, am I? I don't see a lot of these.
00:24:19
cltruitt22
Yeah. Oh wait, there's lead one. Let me move this over here a little bit. There's lead two. Look, if we move it over here, we have lead AVL. Jerk.
00:24:29
swolecity
I ah put him on a deserted island, he would figure out a way to do 12 leads.
00:24:31
cltruitt22
Oh my God. Yes. Yes, he would.
00:24:34
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:35
cltruitt22
God. And laugh about it.
00:24:38
swolecity
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
00:24:39
cltruitt22
Yeah. yeah
00:24:40
swolecity
I used to love when he would be like, was where you're smart. Tell me about this one. I'm like, Jeffrey, you have surpassed me by about 17 years.
00:24:43
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. yeah
00:24:48
swolecity
I will never catch up to your knowledge at this point.
00:24:50
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah, the Padawan has definitely become the master at this point.
00:24:52
swolecity
You. Yeah. You have, you have proven to me that I wasted my entire career. Thank you. Thank you.
00:24:58
cltruitt22
Yeah, it's like, and I remember one time I sat down with it, I was like, what did you do before this?
00:25:00
swolecity
Yeah.
00:25:04
cltruitt22
were you You know, were you like, yeah, I worked at a restaurant.
00:25:05
swolecity
There's a bartender.
00:25:08
cltruitt22
I was like, shut up and go somewhere. Yeah, yeah, God, it's like the Goodwill hunting or something.
00:25:13
swolecity
Yeah, he would bring He he would bring me 12 leads all the time be like, well, what does this mean? I'm like FLB It's like what's an FLB? I'm like, I don't know fucking looking beat. It's like what like dude too fast too slow Regular regular this person dying.
00:25:25
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:25:29
cltruitt22
Yeah, exactly.
00:25:30
swolecity
No, okay Yeah, good old Jeffrey
00:25:30
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:25:33
cltruitt22
Are you actively dying? No. Is there something I need to immediately act
Practical Tasks and Learning
00:25:37
cltruitt22
upon? No. Okay.
00:25:39
swolecity
Yeah, that's my boy.
00:25:43
cltruitt22
Might I give you some of this sweet, sweet baby aspirin?
00:25:49
swolecity
It's cherry flavored.
00:25:50
cltruitt22
Yeah. I had a guy today. Um, the minor car accident. He's like, uh, my back's hurting a little bit. I was like, are you allergic to anything? So I don't really like take pain meds. I was like, well, I mean, I could give you some toward all, or I could give you some Tylenol. He's like, yeah, I'll take Tylenol. Okay. He was like, is it like pills? I was like, Oh no, I have these little sippy cups for you.
00:26:13
swolecity
yeah
00:26:14
cltruitt22
Yeah. But sure enough, I did. I gave him four of Tylenol.
00:26:18
swolecity
I can honestly say I never gave the Tylenol.
00:26:21
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:26:22
swolecity
There's two drugs I've know i've never given, Tylenol, and I never gave dopamine.
00:26:28
cltruitt22
Really?
00:26:30
swolecity
Never had the opportunity.
00:26:32
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:33
swolecity
Yeah, this is Jeffrey again.
00:26:34
cltruitt22
um
00:26:36
swolecity
It's like two weeks into him being cleared. He's like, I gave dopamine. I'm like, I'm like, what? I've never given dopamine. What's going on?
00:26:43
cltruitt22
Like knowing him, well, you know, they complained that they've, you know, been having some renal insufficiently late insufficiency lately.
00:26:49
swolecity
Yeah.
00:26:50
cltruitt22
So I gave him, you know, 3.5 mics per kilo.
00:26:51
swolecity
No, no, you got it wrong.
00:26:52
cltruitt22
that Just, just a real,
00:26:55
swolecity
Knowing Jeffrey, he's like, well, I looked at their eyes and I could notice by the drooping of their left eyelid that this is what going on. And that really is a sign of renal instability.
00:27:03
cltruitt22
yeah Yeah.
00:27:03
swolecity
So I did a 12 lead and that 12 lead showed me that they weren't hyperkalemia from renal. I'm like, okay, you're right.
00:27:09
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:11
swolecity
Yeah.
00:27:11
cltruitt22
Well, their left eyelid was drooping. And and I noticed on the right eyelid, they were missing five more eyelashes than on the left. And that's a huge sign of, you know, yeah, that's checkoffs.
00:27:17
swolecity
Right.
00:27:19
swolecity
Right. And I didn't have any dope with me, so I distilled some from this deer on the side of the road. Yeah.
00:27:27
cltruitt22
well
00:27:27
swolecity
Yeah. That's our boy.
00:27:29
cltruitt22
Yeah. Well, you had the doc tell you to give, was it mag one night?
00:27:31
swolecity
Yeah.
00:27:34
swolecity
Oh yeah.
00:27:35
cltruitt22
It's like, well, I don't have that, but you need to give it, but I don't have it.
00:27:35
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah. which like i said well i said Would you like me to drive to Delaware so I can pick it up from another paramedic?
00:27:42
cltruitt22
Let me go to the apothecary.
00:27:44
swolecity
Yeah. yeah mean Let me stop at the old Happy Harry's and see if they've got some.
00:27:50
swolecity
Yeah.
00:27:54
swolecity
Well, on a topic one, this would reminisce about the olden days.
00:27:56
cltruitt22
Sure, topic one. Yeah.
00:27:59
swolecity
So it has nothing to do with reminisce about the olden days. Is there an item that makes you feel less like a competent person than it feels like it should be? Because the item for me is ratchet straps.
00:28:18
swolecity
How can they be so frustratingly bad? It's a joke, right? it's it's a It's some sort of redneck joke to catch city folk like me, right? You guys have like a class in school or something about ratchet straps and like, i'm just I was never took that class.
00:28:31
cltruitt22
steve
00:28:35
cltruitt22
yeah
00:28:38
swolecity
is that Is that what's going on?
00:28:38
cltruitt22
It was every day we had to yeah ratchet the desks down so they didn't blow away.
00:28:44
swolecity
but It's gotta be something like that because Every time, and i I feel like I'm a smart-ish individual, I feel like I understand how they work and they never work right.
00:28:55
cltruitt22
and Basic comprehension of physics and
00:29:00
swolecity
they They never release, they never ratchet correctly. i test I don't know what's going on. It makes me feel, if it infuriates me. Every time I see a ratchet strap and I have to interact with it, I get angry.
00:29:17
swolecity
it's
00:29:17
cltruitt22
Oh my god, your shift is going to like cover your door with ratchet straps.
00:29:21
swolecity
And I'll cut every one of them. I can't, we had to tie the boat down the other day, you know, the brine, you know, the, whatever for the flier has to get ratchet strapped down. And it was, it was just frustrating me. And I just walked away. I was like, someone else deal with it. I'm not, I'm not, to I feel like it's a joke. I feel like they don't actually really work. Or it's some sort of trick that you all use against us.
00:29:50
cltruitt22
No, it's not a trick.
00:29:53
swolecity
It's like we beat you in the Civil War, so you all came up with the ratchet strap thing to get back at us. That's what's going on. I don't know what it is.
00:30:02
cltruitt22
No.
00:30:04
swolecity
It just makes me feel...
00:30:05
cltruitt22
Is it just the little ranch of straps or the big ones or?
00:30:07
swolecity
It doesn't matter. It doesn't. The concept does. They don't work.
00:30:14
swolecity
I'm convinced they don't work. And whatever way you're supposed to loop them through the stupid ratchet, you're going to get it wrong the first time every time.
00:30:23
cltruitt22
No.
00:30:23
swolecity
Every every time. Yes. Telling you. It's terrible.
00:30:27
cltruitt22
No, no. You put you get the ratchet like so it's, I don't know, open at a ah pretty much a 90 degree angle. And you move it around a little bit so that groove that's in that center, whatever it is, is like perpendicular to the one side of it. If you run it through that way, it'll automatically come back on itself. And then when you start ratcheting, it's going to pull against.
00:30:58
swolecity
You are talking black magic. And if this this was the 1600s, we would be sending people with pitchforks to burn you down right now.
00:31:07
cltruitt22
Oh, it's got to be a 90.
00:31:08
swolecity
Cause it's not true. What are you saying?
00:31:11
cltruitt22
It can't be an 80 degree angle. Got to be a 90.
00:31:12
swolecity
What, whatever you're saying is all lies. It's all propaganda.
00:31:16
cltruitt22
What's like I've seen these videos where these guys, they get done and they take the strap, the the tail. and then like roll it on itself and then twist it into it and then twist it a couple times and it like stays. It's amazing.
00:31:29
swolecity
Sure.
00:31:31
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:31:32
swolecity
yeah Yeah. I would imagine that you guys have a whole plethora of ratchet strap porn videos where you just watch ratchet straps getting put on and you're just like, look at that ratchet strap. It is bullshit. It is crazy.
00:31:50
swolecity
It infuriates me.
00:31:51
cltruitt22
What about the ones that just pull against themselves? They don't ratchet like the self-tensioning ones. They just squeeze the little trigger to let go.
00:32:01
swolecity
I'm not sure I've seen those.
00:32:03
cltruitt22
Yeah, we used to have them on the O2 tanks. Yeah. Oh, God, do you remember the ah horror that people would have trying to figure those things out on the O2 tanks?
00:32:07
swolecity
Oh, like the terrible ones?
00:32:12
swolecity
Yeah, they're terrible. there're You know what I would do?
00:32:15
cltruitt22
You would see, and they would have like it wrapped around 18 different ways and then they would just pull it tight. So the loop was holding on that one hook. It wasn't flipped. The latch wasn't flipped over.
00:32:28
swolecity
Tying together and not done. Secure.
00:32:31
cltruitt22
ah ah ah
00:32:35
swolecity
I'm a smart man. I can tie knots all day. I cannot work a ratchet strap.
00:32:39
cltruitt22
Hmm. See, I'm not a big not guy.
00:32:41
swolecity
Oh, man.
00:32:43
cltruitt22
can I can tie enough to get myself in trouble. i can I mean, I can tie something that ain't going to move. I mean, it's, yeah, she down. Down tight.
00:32:54
swolecity
Sure. I mean, I'm not like the wizard of knots. Some of those guys who like, Oh, look at this. You can do this knot. I'm like, I learned like the six knots. I need to learn for my entire life.
00:33:04
cltruitt22
Yeah, I saw something the other day.
00:33:05
swolecity
Like when I was, yeah,
00:33:05
cltruitt22
They were like, oh yeah, this is a Brazilian Bolin. I was like, what?
00:33:10
swolecity
I learned the six knots I needed when I was 17.
00:33:12
cltruitt22
Or like they take one hand and they like throw it and they're like, who look, see?
00:33:14
swolecity
Oh yeah. I used to do that.
00:33:17
cltruitt22
Yeah, no.
00:33:17
swolecity
I used to be able to do my figure eights by throwing them. It was fun.
00:33:20
cltruitt22
Hmm.
00:33:21
swolecity
It's a complete waste of time just showing off.
00:33:23
cltruitt22
yeah You do that on the scene. what ah Oh, yeah.
00:33:27
swolecity
It's just women's pain. He's drop off.
00:33:29
cltruitt22
And the patient's going, I feel so safe.
00:33:29
swolecity
Yeah.
00:33:32
swolecity
Yeah, that's yeah.
00:33:34
cltruitt22
Oh,
00:33:34
swolecity
Yeah, the chop the presidential chopper comes in. like That's the one we're looking for. Yeah.
00:33:40
cltruitt22
The media zooms in right then it happens. what Yeah. Do one in each hand. who Yeah.
00:33:50
swolecity
That would be impressive. That would be impressive.
00:33:53
cltruitt22
yeah
00:33:55
swolecity
Yeah, but rat knots make sense.
00:33:55
cltruitt22
um So do ratchet straps.
00:33:56
swolecity
They make sense. They fit they work with physics. you know No, they don't. No, no, no, no. Rats of straps are black magic.
00:34:04
cltruitt22
They're black magic.
00:34:06
swolecity
the They're not and they're no bad juju.
00:34:09
cltruitt22
and bad
00:34:11
swolecity
They're bad juju.
00:34:13
cltruitt22
yeah
00:34:14
swolecity
They don't work. I just feel like the older I get, the more incompetent I am going to be at these things. That really worries me because my level of competence now is not high.
00:34:23
cltruitt22
yeah
00:34:26
cltruitt22
fair I'm fair to Midland most of the time.
00:34:29
swolecity
Right.
00:34:31
cltruitt22
oh
00:34:31
swolecity
Like I was super impressed with myself the other day, like changing the battery in my ah RV. Like that's the level I'm at in competence.
00:34:39
cltruitt22
but Red to red, black to black.
00:34:41
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah. No, I didn't screw it up and I didn't electrocute myself.
00:34:44
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:34:45
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:47
cltruitt22
Well, I know I had something. I don't know if I still have it. It was like a light or something. And the battery terminals weren't labeled. And I swear to you, every time I would put batteries in the wrong way, at least twice.
00:35:01
swolecity
Oh yeah, yeah.
00:35:02
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:35:03
swolecity
Flashlights with the tubes where you just like throw the batteries on the back of the handle every time, put them backwards have every time.
00:35:04
cltruitt22
No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.
00:35:10
swolecity
Yeah.
Creepy Rock Songs Discussion
00:35:11
cltruitt22
Yeah. I tell you one thing that always infuriates me is plugging in a USB.
00:35:19
swolecity
Yes.
00:35:19
cltruitt22
You can't, there's, you can't get it right.
00:35:22
swolecity
and I think you're actually not allowed to.
00:35:24
cltruitt22
Yeah. It's like, you've got a 50 50 shot and guess what? You're going to get it wrong.
00:35:28
swolecity
Yeah. Oh, well it's the other one for me is every time there's two doors and one of those doors opens and why doesn't the other door open?
00:35:39
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:35:39
swolecity
I'm choosing the door that doesn't open every time.
00:35:40
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah. Yep, that.
00:35:42
swolecity
Every time my face is going to mush a wince of gas glass like an idiot.
00:35:46
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:35:47
swolecity
Every time.
00:35:49
cltruitt22
I had that happen one time, it was. I went to grab the door to like go in and it's like, I was like, and somebody walked out the other door and they're like, push, not pull dummy. I was like, I was pulling you jackass. It's a pull open. I can't go inside, push the door open to myself.
00:36:09
swolecity
Yeah, yeah. I don't know why both doors open.
00:36:14
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:36:15
swolecity
Why did they do that? It's crazy.
00:36:18
cltruitt22
We need his Jedi power so you can just wave your hand doors open.
00:36:18
swolecity
Yeah.
00:36:22
swolecity
I've been trying. Ever since that day in the gym, I've really been trying to work on my Jedi powers. I've never felt better in the universe than that day. Yeah. I was really in balance.
00:36:34
cltruitt22
Everybody has that one special day that was yours.
00:36:37
swolecity
Yeah, I was at peace. Nothing ever will top that.
00:36:39
cltruitt22
Hmm.
00:36:41
swolecity
It's kind of sad, actually. You know, you've reached perfection and you're working your way down from there.
00:36:43
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:47
cltruitt22
Yeah, I would say any of the like, build your own furniture kits, they make you feel pretty incompetent.
00:36:47
swolecity
Yeah.
00:36:54
swolecity
Oh, yeah.
00:36:57
swolecity
Well.
00:36:57
cltruitt22
Yeah, take flange B into tab C. I see no B, I see no C.
00:37:05
swolecity
My wife makes me feel incompetent. every day.
00:37:08
cltruitt22
That's not nice.
00:37:08
swolecity
She sees something on the internet and says, look, they just built this thing out of pallets and it's an RV. What? What are you talking about? Woman?
00:37:18
cltruitt22
Oh.
00:37:19
swolecity
Every palette I've ever seen looks like crap. I don't, what are you talking? I don't even know what, but yes, she makes me look, she's always talking about, oh, you could build this. I built one thing in our house. It's a bench that sits on her foyer. And if you ever took it out, it wouldn't work because the walls are holding it up.
00:37:38
swolecity
it's it's It looks okay because it's forced up against the walls. It is shoddily built and for some reason I built that one bench and she thinks I can build things.
00:37:52
cltruitt22
Hey, you know what? That shows the amount of faith she has in you.
00:37:55
swolecity
Yeah, yeah, it's it's misplaced. It's ah terribly, terribly misplaced. And it gets, I think it frustrates her more because she's like, well, why won't you build me things? And I want to say, because I don't know how.
00:38:10
cltruitt22
That's not why you married me.
00:38:12
swolecity
Right. What? That's what I always say to her. I'm like, what in our 20 years of experience together makes you think I'm handy. At all.
00:38:23
swolecity
Just like, well, you're a firefighter.
00:38:25
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:38:25
swolecity
Yeah. Firefighters don't fix things.
00:38:26
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:38:27
swolecity
They break things.
00:38:27
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:38:28
swolecity
Yeah. You go to school to break stuff.
00:38:30
cltruitt22
But no, that's the problem. Firefighters do, but we do ultimately fix things. I mean, we God, because that's why people call us for all the dumb stuff, because they know at the end of the day, we will somehow figure something out.
00:38:37
swolecity
right
00:38:42
cltruitt22
So we don't need to be there anymore.
00:38:47
swolecity
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
00:38:48
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:50
swolecity
I will say I've learned more handy stuff from being a firefighter than I ever thought I would because of all the dumb things people call me for.
00:38:56
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:39:00
swolecity
Because, you know, if it's on fire, i got I know how to handle that part.
00:39:02
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:39:06
cltruitt22
Right.
00:39:06
swolecity
Everything past that I'm just going, yeah, that's winging. Let's see what happens.
00:39:10
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah.
00:39:10
swolecity
ye Yeah.
00:39:11
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:39:12
swolecity
Yeah.
00:39:13
cltruitt22
Everybody out there is going, oh, my God.
00:39:13
swolecity
and
00:39:15
cltruitt22
did we do What? This is how fire and EMS is. Yeah. Guess what, folks? This is a hard truth.
00:39:21
swolecity
the The hard truth is we don't go to school and they talk about, here's how you get a cat out of a sewer drain. We just wing it until we figure it out once or twice.
00:39:28
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:31
swolecity
Yeah.
00:39:32
cltruitt22
Yeah. yeah
00:39:33
swolecity
You're calling us because your lights are flickering. We're not electricians. I don't mess with electricity.
00:39:39
cltruitt22
yeah Yeah.
00:39:40
swolecity
I don't like it.
00:39:41
cltruitt22
Yeah. My solution to that is click. Well, your entire house is out of power now.
00:39:43
swolecity
Yeah.
00:39:45
cltruitt22
Call an electrician.
00:39:45
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah. Call electrician, go to hotel room.
00:39:48
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:39:49
swolecity
Yeah. We had a lady call cause her, you know, her shower was, you know, spewing water out of the valve. And I said, well, we'll turn the water off to your house. She's like, well, how do you do that? I said, well, if I can't find that, I'm going to turn it off of your street because that's, those are two options we have.
00:40:07
cltruitt22
yeah And then your neighbors are going to be pissed too.
00:40:10
swolecity
Yep. Yep. That's a, that's option A option B.
00:40:14
cltruitt22
yeah Yeah.
00:40:15
swolecity
That's it.
00:40:17
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:40:17
swolecity
Yeah.
00:40:17
cltruitt22
If I can't find that, I'm going to the water plant.
00:40:20
swolecity
yeah yeah if i If I can't find that, I'm calling the city and saying shut down the whole city. We'll figure it out from there.
00:40:26
cltruitt22
ah 328 Sesame Street has a leak. Shut it down.
00:40:31
swolecity
If you call the city and say shut down the water for the whole city, they'll figure out the problem. They'll come out. That's what I've learned.
00:40:39
cltruitt22
ah Yeah. Yeah. If you're there going, well, yeah we can't figure it out. So we're just going to shut everything down.
00:40:44
cltruitt22
And we'll be right there.
00:40:44
swolecity
Yeah.
00:40:45
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They'd much rather them not us screw up things.
00:40:52
cltruitt22
ah Yeah.
00:40:52
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:56
swolecity
Trying to think of the things that I feel incompetent about, but if the ratchet strap thing, man, it drives me nuts.
00:41:00
cltruitt22
The rat ratchet straps. Wow.
00:41:02
swolecity
It's so bad.
00:41:04
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:41:04
swolecity
Never once have I had a good experience with a ratchet strap.
00:41:06
cltruitt22
yeah
00:41:07
swolecity
Never once.
00:41:08
cltruitt22
Um, I would say backing up a trailer.
Movie Theater Amenities
00:41:12
swolecity
Oh my god, I'm so terrible at that too.
00:41:15
cltruitt22
yeah I can do it, but I'm not great at it.
00:41:20
swolecity
We backed the boat into the dock the other day for training.
00:41:23
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:41:24
swolecity
And young Natalie, I was like, oh, here, why don't you back the boat up? And she's like, what do you mean? I'm like, get up there and back the boat up. She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, I don't know how to do it, so you do it.
00:41:38
cltruitt22
Uh.
00:41:39
swolecity
I know the basics. You put your hands on the bottom steering wheel and your thumbs out. That's all I know.
00:41:43
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:41:44
swolecity
Go. Yeah.
00:41:46
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:41:46
swolecity
She got her though.
00:41:49
cltruitt22
Hmm.
00:41:49
swolecity
I'm just building up their, you know, their confidence.
00:41:52
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah, yeah. We all know in reality, you know how to do that perfectly. You want to give her a shot.
00:41:59
swolecity
That's exactly what we tell themselves.
00:42:04
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah. You know, i look, I'm close to retirement. You guys need to know this stuff more than me.
00:42:09
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:42:12
cltruitt22
God, I still remember the old fire boat and Papa Hops launching us in that.
00:42:19
swolecity
Oh, that's ah the one we sunk.
00:42:19
cltruitt22
God, it yeah, the day that the yeah, the plugs were pulled me and Darren Scott on that boat. Look forward. Papa Hops laughing his ass off. Yeah, I hope you enjoy it.
00:42:31
swolecity
Yeah. That sounds about right.
00:42:33
cltruitt22
Yeah. yep You get up there, what the hell did you do that for? I don't know, you said it was ready.
00:42:45
swolecity
The level of stuff that
00:42:45
cltruitt22
Yeah, back in a trailer where you gotta, yeah, like you said, you hold it at the bottom, if you so that way if you want it to go to the left, you go left, I don't know.
00:42:57
swolecity
Yeah, you're supposed to point your thumbs, right? You put your hands on the bottom, and you put your thumbs the way you want the trailer to move.
00:42:59
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:43:02
swolecity
That's the way you you move your thumb.
00:43:05
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:43:06
swolecity
But it's we were talking about it at work yesterday.
00:43:07
cltruitt22
yeah
00:43:11
swolecity
Glide scopes. My brain's too dumb for that interaction. Is my brain no work that well?
00:43:17
cltruitt22
Oh, look at a screen to your right while you're innovating to your left.
00:43:20
swolecity
Yes, my brain no work that way.
00:43:21
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that can be tricky.
00:43:22
swolecity
Yeah, can't do it. Yeah. So anywhere where I have to think like that.
00:43:27
cltruitt22
What? But see, now we'd like the trailers and stuff. They have it so much easier because they have all these backup cameras and doodads.
00:43:36
swolecity
It's fair. It's fair. Not in our boat trailer.
00:43:38
cltruitt22
Yeah. No.
00:43:39
swolecity
Yeah. And my RV backup cameras.
00:43:44
swolecity
So the one thing I am...
00:43:46
cltruitt22
Was it like pointing at the sky?
00:43:47
swolecity
Well, no, it just doesn't work.
00:43:49
cltruitt22
Oh.
00:43:49
swolecity
But the one thing I'm okay at is driving. things well pretty okay that and my mother you know we our campsite was a little squirrely last time I went out and there were trees that too but there were trees in our actual site you had to like park the RV between the trees and my mother visited our RV site she's like how did you get it in there I'm like I backed it up and she's like do you have backup cameras I said no I can't imagine how you did this
00:43:56
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:44:03
cltruitt22
Wait, as in there were a lot of squirrels. OK. Hmm.
00:44:18
cltruitt22
No.
00:44:21
swolecity
I drive fire engines for a living.
00:44:23
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:44:23
swolecity
I think I can handle driving this RV.
00:44:25
cltruitt22
That is one thing the fire department you get really good at backing up.
00:44:30
swolecity
You do, but you back like ah like an idiot. Because I and you and I were raised in the the era of you can't back up straight into the firehouse. You have to back up at a cockeyed corner and then cut it at the last second into the station.
00:44:45
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah, like to this day, if I back a piece of equipment in, I come at a weird angle and people are like, what the hell are you doing? We've got like a quarter mile ahead of you. That's open. I'm like, I got to come at this angle. That's how I was I was raised.
00:44:56
swolecity
It's still how I do it too. Back in the station one, I'll come in at weird like angle and cut it into the last second and put her on the line.
00:44:59
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:45:05
swolecity
It's just, you know, because we used to pound pack 30 pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
00:45:06
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah.
00:45:13
swolecity
Yeah.
00:45:15
cltruitt22
Somebody's getting ice.
00:45:17
swolecity
Oh, there's no ice in college kid.
00:45:21
cltruitt22
That's the little one she's got field hockey tonight.
00:45:23
swolecity
Well, I guess she can have eyes done.
00:45:24
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:45:28
cltruitt22
she and Anything else that makes me feel stupid?
00:45:40
swolecity
I mean, besides video games, video games are gonna feel stupid all the time.
00:45:42
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That's the thing, like I said, I'm watching this guy play Elden Ring online. I'm like, he makes it look so easy.
00:45:50
swolecity
Yeah.
00:45:51
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:45:53
swolecity
Just to put so much hours into it, and I'd still have the time.
00:45:56
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:45:57
cltruitt22
Oh yeah, that's the thing. He was like, you know, this is my seventh playthrough. I'm like, oh yeah, this boss is really easy. When he leaps at you, you dodge left, jump up once, dodge right, roll forward once. Like, oh yeah, duck, dip, dodge and dive.
00:45:57
swolecity
I'll have the time.
00:46:10
swolecity
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an Eldering.
00:46:23
swolecity
Well, that's all I know that I'm a compliment. I'm sure that my wife would have a whole lot more answers.
00:46:31
cltruitt22
It's always nice when they bring up them up. Remember, you can't do such a touch.
00:46:37
swolecity
Yeah. There's a ton of things I'm sure that she would have an answer for. But I, you know, I don't know.
00:46:44
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:46:47
cltruitt22
So topic two.
00:46:48
swolecity
Sure, on the topic too.
00:46:51
cltruitt22
All right. We kind of talked about this one time before, but I found 15 rock songs that are actually really creepy when you listen to the words.
00:47:02
swolecity
Okay.
00:47:03
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:47:04
swolecity
Talked about Roxanne before.
00:47:05
cltruitt22
Yeah. I think that that might be on here. The first one they list is the Beatles Run For Your Life.
00:47:16
cltruitt22
um The Beatles' gleaming guitar jangle. What? No. Oh, John Lennon took it and ran with it, adding atop the Beatles' gleaming guitar jangle that he meant everything he said when he said, baby, I'm determined, and I'd rather see you dead.
00:47:34
swolecity
Huh.
00:47:35
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:36
swolecity
Not sure I'm familiar with that song.
00:47:38
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather see you dead, little girl, than to be with another man. Yeah, that's... Yeah, that's... um Yeah. Leave me, I'll kill you. That's probably not the best thing.
00:47:52
swolecity
Probably.
00:47:54
cltruitt22
Oh, you ever heard the song Killer Wolf by Danzig?
00:47:59
swolecity
probably
00:48:00
cltruitt22
Yeah, I'm sure we both have. Yeah. um It's the itinerant bluesman looking for a lover to shack up with for the night. But the line, when I go inside, your little girl followed with when I come inside is very creepy.
00:48:17
swolecity
Yeah, that's pretty creepy.
00:48:18
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:48:19
swolecity
That dang thing's pretty creepy anyways.
00:48:21
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:23
swolecity
Yeah.
00:48:24
cltruitt22
um death cab for cutie i will possess your heart you reject my advances and desperate please won't you let me down so easily that's kind of creepy yeah yeah um let's see
00:48:40
swolecity
That's not that creepy. That's much creepier than that. Oh, sorry.
00:48:51
cltruitt22
oh that song ah pumped up kicks, but I didn't notice, by foster the people.
00:48:57
swolecity
Yeah, that's a good song.
00:48:58
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely one of those earworms.
00:49:02
swolecity
All right.
00:49:02
cltruitt22
um Yeah. Yeah, but um yeah it's actually just somebody with a mental illness who's willing to kill people for their shoes.
00:49:16
cltruitt22
Yeah. That's a. Oh, great white, once bitten, twice shy.
00:49:27
swolecity
How's that creepy? Isn't the song about like you get burnt so you're shy? You wanna get burnt again?
00:49:34
cltruitt22
same how circumstances
00:49:42
cltruitt22
muslim back one
00:49:49
cltruitt22
The music beneath the layers below the story, it sounds like a lemme run over layers.
00:49:49
swolecity
I thought we were gonna go.
00:49:53
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:49:55
swolecity
I thought we were gonna go with you. Maybe it's cold outside.
00:49:58
cltruitt22
Oh, that, yeah. My shirona?
00:50:02
swolecity
What's wrong with my surrounding? yeah
00:50:05
cltruitt22
Never gonna stop. Give it up. Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.
00:50:16
cltruitt22
That's creepy.
00:50:17
swolecity
Yeah, okay.
00:50:19
cltruitt22
Oh no! There's danger!
00:50:19
swolecity
Oh, there's danger.
00:50:21
cltruitt22
Dear God!
00:50:23
swolecity
There's a lot of danger. The whole danger is hitting us.
00:50:29
cltruitt22
Oh, I think the oldest is home, so they hear her.
00:50:34
swolecity
I thought you were going to go with like Nine of Snails closer.
00:50:35
cltruitt22
Um, let's see. What about that? but Is it closer or closer?
00:50:47
swolecity
I don't have an answer for you because they're both spelled the same.
00:50:47
cltruitt22
But.
00:50:51
cltruitt22
OK. Yeah. What's creepy about closer?
00:50:56
swolecity
I wanna fuck you like an animal, you know.
00:50:58
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. The police, every breath you take.
00:51:05
swolecity
We talked about the police.
00:51:05
cltruitt22
Yeah, yes.
00:51:07
swolecity
ah That's a myriad of stalker songs. Yeah.
00:51:11
cltruitt22
Yeah. um Yeah, well, it's not exactly creepy. It's just wrong. but Sublime the wrong way. Annie's 12 years old into Marshallville whore.
00:51:29
swolecity
Well, I think that song is all about child prostitution.
00:51:32
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:51:33
swolecity
Yeah. Sublime songs are really kind of messed up if you listen to them.
00:51:38
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:51:38
swolecity
Like all of them. A lot of drugs will do that.
00:51:41
cltruitt22
Yeah, I was going to say a lot of drugs, a lot of drugs.
00:51:44
swolecity
Yeah.
00:51:47
cltruitt22
Oh, my God, there's a song called by the Carolina Buddies called The Murder of the Lawson Family. What?
00:52:01
swolecity
Okay.
00:52:03
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:52:06
swolecity
Who was the Lawson family?
00:52:07
cltruitt22
I don't know. They're evidently murdered.
00:52:11
swolecity
Oh, it was like, I showed you some real murders.
00:52:13
cltruitt22
I think so.
00:52:15
swolecity
Really? Yeah. In the 1929, a sharecropper murdered his wife and six of seven children.
00:52:18
cltruitt22
Ooh.
00:52:23
cltruitt22
Yeah, that's not.
00:52:23
swolecity
Yeah.
00:52:28
swolecity
He had, the man took them, his family out to have their picture taken, bought them new clothes to have a picture taken.
00:52:34
cltruitt22
Oh, it sounds delightful.
00:52:35
swolecity
And then, and then on Christmas day, he shot and killed his daughters.
00:52:35
cltruitt22
owing That sea is Owings Mills.
00:52:41
cltruitt22
Oh my gosh.
00:52:44
swolecity
And his family.
00:52:45
cltruitt22
Oh, here you go.
00:52:45
swolecity
like Yeah.
00:52:45
cltruitt22
you hit closer Yeah, Trent Reznor presents a murky tale about lust that that's equal parts disturbing and x-rated.
00:52:53
swolecity
Is it closer or closer?
00:52:55
cltruitt22
Yeah, I can't. No, because I think he does say closer in it.
00:53:05
cltruitt22
I like this. Containing some of the most raw and alarming word choices in music history. This 1994 single is not for your casual listener.
00:53:15
cltruitt22
Really?
00:53:17
swolecity
It's the number two position on AOL, 69 sexy songs of all time.
00:53:21
cltruitt22
Wow.
00:53:22
swolecity
Yeah.
00:53:26
swolecity
Oh, it's close. Okay. I'm assuming that because the album was called Closer to God, it's closer.
00:53:33
cltruitt22
ah Yeah.
00:53:36
swolecity
Let me go to that.
00:53:38
cltruitt22
ah George Michael, Father Figure.
00:53:45
swolecity
ah Don't know if I know that song.
00:53:49
cltruitt22
yeah um Yeah, the song's clear focus throughout the throughout is on sex, which makes all of its youthful references seem very criminal. Michael even says in one part of the song that love can be mistaken for a crime.
00:54:06
cltruitt22
There's plenty of evidence, though, to suggest that the daddy, preacher, and teacher involved in the song are more about role play.
00:54:15
swolecity
Well, I think of that when that's probably when George Michael's was still in the closet with this.
00:54:16
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:54:20
cltruitt22
yeah
00:54:21
swolecity
Yeah, so, you know, that could be a thing.
00:54:29
swolecity
I'm looking up creepy songs too, but most of the ones I come up with are like mostly about the devil.
00:54:32
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:54:40
cltruitt22
yeah
00:54:42
swolecity
Yeah, the Carolina Buddies.
00:54:42
cltruitt22
But then you have songs now that you can't even understand the lyrics to them.
00:54:47
swolecity
Sure.
00:54:50
cltruitt22
so
00:54:50
swolecity
ah Lots of songs I don't understand lyrics to.
00:54:52
cltruitt22
yeah Are you using Spotify now or Pandora?
00:54:59
swolecity
I'm still using Pandora for my music but Spotify for my podcasts.
00:55:03
cltruitt22
Because I've noticed sometimes on Spotify with the music, I swear some of the lyrics they have listed are wrong.
00:55:11
swolecity
It shows you the lyrics.
00:55:12
cltruitt22
You can, yeah, you can have it so it, like, karaoke's it for you. Yeah. Except I looked up, I was like, oh, okay, that's it. Wait, no, that can't mean, that can't say that. No. Oh, well.
00:55:31
swolecity
The end is listed as a creepy song by The Doors.
00:55:34
cltruitt22
Really, this is the end.
00:55:35
swolecity
oh
00:55:37
cltruitt22
Yeah, my one true friend, the end, yeah, I can kind of see that.
00:55:41
swolecity
Well, apparently there's a whole, originally there was a whole like monologue about Oedipus complex and the whole Oedipus story.
00:55:48
cltruitt22
Oh, oh, yeah.
00:55:50
swolecity
And Morrison did a lot of drugs.
00:55:52
cltruitt22
Yeah, again, yeah, drugs bad.
00:55:55
swolecity
Drugs. Eh, not bad. Just, you know, don't abuse them.
00:55:58
cltruitt22
Just yes, that's the biggest thing.
00:56:02
swolecity
Yeah.
00:56:02
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. But there was a gentleman the other day, I read the run sheet that was nervous for his detox. So he took, quote, a touch of meth to take the edge off.
00:56:12
swolecity
Oh, a touch. A scooch. Just a little tiny bit.
00:56:17
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that there was a wee bit of meth.
00:56:22
cltruitt22
God.
00:56:23
swolecity
What's the correct dose is it gonna be? If you overdose.
00:56:24
cltruitt22
I don't think there is, yeah.
00:56:25
swolecity
Yeah.
00:56:26
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah, there's no FDA approved. No. Yeah. I was like, what? Yeah. And somebody's like, well, at least, oh, he was honest about it. I'm like, yeah, but he was going to detox. They're like, for alcohol, not for meth. I'm like, I guess you got me there.
00:56:39
swolecity
so Good. You got it?
00:56:41
cltruitt22
You got me there. Ah.
00:56:47
cltruitt22
Or there's the fellow that took the handful of flexorule, not to hurt himself, just to see how wild he could feel.
00:56:55
swolecity
Flexeral?
00:56:56
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:56:56
swolecity
That would not have been the thing I would have gone for.
00:57:01
cltruitt22
I mean, I'm sure he was really relaxed.
00:57:01
swolecity
That'd be weird. I've heard that my rectum would relax so much I'd boot myself.
00:57:07
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:15
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't really Great, but some are kind of creepy.
00:57:18
swolecity
Eh. Sorry, creepy.
00:57:20
cltruitt22
oh Yeah.
00:57:21
swolecity
My wife listens to creepy Halloween music when it gets closer to Halloween.
00:57:23
cltruitt22
Oh, no. Why? Why? Why?
00:57:26
swolecity
i I don't know.
00:57:28
cltruitt22
Oh, my kids are watching scary movies now.
00:57:31
swolecity
I watched Jaws a week ago and I haven't slept in a week.
00:57:35
cltruitt22
yeah They watched. what's What's the one with the doll Annabelle?
00:57:39
swolecity
Oh, no.
00:57:41
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:42
swolecity
Uh-uh.
00:57:43
cltruitt22
Yeah. And they started to talk about the dinner table the other night. I was like, I will punch you. God, Yeah, we're going to watch all of the Conjuring series and this and that.
00:57:52
swolecity
do yeah that's uh I mean that that's like the number one thing in my household I have to like run upstairs when my wife is watching horror movies and just go past the TV and not look over because it's
00:57:54
cltruitt22
I'm like, why? Why? Did I not hug you enough? Oh, God.
00:58:12
cltruitt22
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, my wife chuckles at it too. I'm sure there there might be a scary movie preview Saturday before Deadpool and Wolverine, and I will be the grown man plugging his ears, closing his eyes.
00:58:28
swolecity
Let's just go get a beer while they're doing that.
00:58:30
cltruitt22
There's no beer at our movie theater.
00:58:33
swolecity
I'm sorry, are you living in a third world country?
00:58:35
cltruitt22
We are when it comes to movie theaters.
00:58:37
swolecity
What if they have beer at the theater?
00:58:39
cltruitt22
Yeah, my wife, she's like, oh, we could go to the theater in Hebron or I mean, ah Cambridge, I was like, Who the hell goes to Cambridge for anything other than being stabbed? God.
00:58:56
cltruitt22
Evidently, they do. And they have those recliny seats.
00:59:00
swolecity
Yeah, that's what ours has.
00:59:02
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:59:03
swolecity
Do you not have recliny seats?
00:59:05
cltruitt22
No.
00:59:06
swolecity
Oh my God. Living like animals.
00:59:08
cltruitt22
It's like the school auditorium, you fold down the seat and sit.
00:59:09
swolecity
No wonder you don't want to go to theater. No wonder you want to go to, not go to theater. You're treated like cattle.
00:59:18
cltruitt22
Oh, and you have to put your own butter on now.
00:59:23
swolecity
What?
00:59:23
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:59:25
cltruitt22
Yeah.
00:59:25
swolecity
So RPX really stands for really poor experience.
00:59:28
cltruitt22
That's probably what it is.
00:59:30
swolecity
yeah yeah that's uh that's something i'm okay i had like i guess i don't get it but i guess i understand like getting candy that thing i don't really
00:59:31
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah.
00:59:36
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but they sell like hot dogs and stuff now and like. What is it? Oh, like little individual pizzas. Yeah. I want a little individual pizza. Like I used to get in high school. I'm going to pay you $12 for that. No.
00:59:58
swolecity
Who needs to, you're so hard at the hour, the 90 minutes you're in the theater, you can't not eat a pizza or nachos. What's going on with you people?
01:00:06
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Our family, we usually just, Oh my gosh.
01:00:09
swolecity
you You really need a six gallons of Coca-Cola?
01:00:13
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. We'll get a popcorn. And yeah, maybe eat some candy.
01:00:21
swolecity
We won't, I'll get nothing tomorrow. I might get a beer, probably won't.
01:00:23
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm not big on the popcorn. My wife is all about the popcorn, the kids.
01:00:29
swolecity
Oh.
01:00:29
cltruitt22
I'm not a big popcorn guy.
01:00:30
swolecity
I'm not a big popcorn guy either.
01:00:33
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:00:33
swolecity
It always gets stuck in your teeth.
01:00:35
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:00:35
swolecity
It's not like it tastes good.
01:00:37
cltruitt22
And I think there's something with the butter that messes with my tum tum.
01:00:40
swolecity
That's fair.
01:00:41
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:00:42
swolecity
It's probably not real butter.
01:00:43
cltruitt22
No, no, I'm sure it's not.
01:00:45
swolecity
Yeah.
01:00:47
cltruitt22
Yeah, this is ode butterre.
01:00:50
swolecity
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's butter spelled with like an umlaut over the teas and crap.
01:00:56
cltruitt22
No, I'm not over the tea.
01:01:01
swolecity
Yeah. Well, no, you're the RPX experience. I can real butter. It's not even real corn.
01:01:10
swolecity
I said, that's the real theaters that you guys down there.
01:01:12
cltruitt22
It's like It's like styrofoam shavings.
01:01:15
swolecity
Yeah. You guys down there. They're like, whoa, we heated up some styrofoam and some fake butter. Here you go.
01:01:20
cltruitt22
ah
01:01:20
swolecity
Animals enjoy your cattle shoot.
01:01:20
cltruitt22
ah her I remember one time we went and the popcorn was clearly burnt. You could smell it. I mean, it took a bite. It's like, oh, gosh, you take it back. And they're like, what do you want us to do about it? Give us unburnt popcorn.
01:01:36
swolecity
Well, they probably had already you know made 16 gallons. like like They pop like huge amounts of that stuff at a time.
01:01:43
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:01:44
swolecity
They burn it all. Yeah, what do you expect? but have I mean, you're lucky you got popcorn.
01:01:53
swolecity
It's your movie theater slash prison.
01:01:55
cltruitt22
Yeah. I had like a box of Skittles. No, no, no, no. We have Skattles.
01:02:01
swolecity
I might send you a picture of me with a beer and my feet propped up watching Deadpool tomorrow.
01:02:05
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:02:09
swolecity
like are Are you filming the movie, sir?
01:02:09
cltruitt22
yeah
01:02:12
swolecity
No. I'm just showing what real people experience.
01:02:18
cltruitt22
Now, how mad will you be if you get to the theater tomorrow and their seats are good and they put you in the front row?
01:02:24
swolecity
ah um Probably chopping heads off kind of mad.
01:02:29
cltruitt22
and Okay. Yeah.
01:02:30
swolecity
Yeah.
01:02:30
cltruitt22
Yeah. Who I, I talked to somebody and they're like, Oh, I love sitting in the front row. I was like, the hell is wrong with you?
01:02:36
swolecity
I love having chronic neck pain.
01:02:38
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:02:39
swolecity
What's wrong with you people?
01:02:39
cltruitt22
They're like, but no, you don't have to worry about anybody sitting in front of you. i
01:02:44
swolecity
Yeah. Cause the screen's three feet from your face and you're freaking looking up a monster.
01:02:44
cltruitt22
i
01:02:47
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:02:50
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:02:51
swolecity
Uh, I like to sit in the nice mid of the mid row.
01:02:56
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:57
swolecity
I don't like to sit all the way back. I like to sit tonight in the mid row.
01:02:59
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not in high school anymore. You don't sit in the back.
01:03:02
swolecity
Yeah. The other problem with art theater is it doesn't have an exit on both sides.
01:03:08
cltruitt22
Oh.
01:03:09
swolecity
So it exits one side. So if you put, but you can get out of the aisle on both sides and then you have to walk down in front of all the people. If you want to go to like bathroom.
01:03:17
cltruitt22
That's stupid.
01:03:18
swolecity
Yeah, it's a little dumb, but we, you know, have beer and recliners and you know.
01:03:20
cltruitt22
Yeah. Yeah. Well, some of the some of the theaters at regal 16 have two exits but some of them just have one i swear there's one in there it's a tiny little theater it's got like 50 seats now
01:03:33
swolecity
Yeah.
01:03:37
swolecity
I don't know how many seats are in the theater that we're going to tomorrow. It's not that many because it's all recliners.
01:03:51
cltruitt22
do they have the 4d experience ones too
01:03:55
swolecity
I don't think so. I think they just have IMAX of this one.
01:03:56
cltruitt22
Like with the wind and stuff, I guess.
01:03:58
swolecity
No.
01:03:58
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:03:59
swolecity
No, that's just the IMAX here.
01:04:02
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:04:02
swolecity
They don't have one of those theaters.
01:04:03
cltruitt22
yeah
01:04:04
swolecity
There's a theater that they do like that dinner, which I just, I can.
01:04:08
cltruitt22
yeah Yeah.
01:04:09
swolecity
You can't wait to have dinner after or before the movie.
01:04:12
cltruitt22
Right. Yeah.
01:04:13
swolecity
What's wrong with you people?
01:04:14
cltruitt22
Yeah, I don't get that.
01:04:16
swolecity
I mean, I get not having dinner before the movie. You know, I'd have to like, oh, in the middle of your movie.
01:04:20
cltruitt22
Oh, yeah, no. Was he? And that's why I'd be worried about drinking a beer during a movie, because I might have to tinkle.
01:04:28
swolecity
I can drink prodigious amounts of liquids before I have to You know, before my kidneys will exactly burst. I think I have a second bladder.
01:04:38
cltruitt22
Well, most people in fire in EMS do.
01:04:41
swolecity
Yeah, I'm a medical marvel.
Ambulance Call Experiences
01:04:42
cltruitt22
Yeah. Well, I mean, like today, I was like, man, I should pee. And, you know, thinking back on it, it's that mistake we've all made throughout our careers. I was like, I should pee. No, let me grab this for the ambulance real quick. And then we got back to back calls. God damn it.
01:04:58
swolecity
You know, we went on that hazmat call yesterday and I'd never peed, but I also sweated out all of it.
01:05:02
cltruitt22
Ooh.
01:05:06
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:05:06
swolecity
Yeah.
01:05:07
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:05:08
swolecity
Yeah.
01:05:09
cltruitt22
Yeah, that's probably not good.
01:05:10
swolecity
Yeah.
01:05:12
cltruitt22
That's why you had to take a nap today. You were dehydrated.
01:05:14
swolecity
Probably.
01:05:15
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:05:15
swolecity
It's a very fair point.
Tangential Chats and Dinner Plans
01:05:17
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:05:18
swolecity
Yeah.
01:05:20
cltruitt22
Well, I think we've ah spun off on a couple tangents from that.
01:05:21
swolecity
Well, I think we're going on the tangents. You know, it's about time to go get some, you know, my six o'clock dinner.
01:05:27
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:05:30
swolecity
Can't wait that long. Oh man.
01:05:33
cltruitt22
Yeah. You got to take some, uh, we're having some baked potatoes tonight.
01:05:34
swolecity
Oh, that's
01:05:37
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:05:37
swolecity
nice.
01:05:38
cltruitt22
Yeah.
01:05:39
swolecity
Well, I'm just going to scrounge around until I find something to eat. Like a animal. It's the wife is a little bane in me.
01:05:46
cltruitt22
Oh gosh.
01:05:47
swolecity
Stop getting her hair did.
01:05:48
cltruitt22
We'll fuck. Oh, fancy folks.
01:05:50
swolecity
Yeah, it's fancy.
Community Engagement and Sign-off
01:05:53
cltruitt22
Uh, thanks for listening. Remember, invite your friends to the discord channel. We've had some more people pop off on there. We've got, you know, I've heard some people, you know,
01:06:02
swolecity
Yeah.
01:06:02
cltruitt22
discussing yeah there's some there's a Lauren there's a Justine I think yeah like well yeah but uh yeah be good to each other people
01:06:07
swolecity
Well, don't ask me to pronounce things. I already said it was closer.
01:06:19
swolecity
Yeah. All right, folks, be safe out there.