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Home Repairs and Action Heroes
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Welcome back! This week, after the normal Rigmarole (temperature, walking, Thanksgiving); Ron teaches us that home repairs aren’t something you cheap out on; Chris wants to know our favorite movies from 80’s and 90’s action heroes. As always please like, subscribe, and share with your friends. Come join the discussions on the Discord Channel (https://discord.gg/TbxA7gcUky) and follow us on Twitter, @cltruitt22. Thanks and take care!
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Chris's December Challenge
00:00:07
Chris
Welcome back to the mythic draft podcast. I'm Chris and it is half of the temperature.
00:00:10
Le longue moustache
And I'm Ron, a chilly, chilly Ron.
00:00:14
Chris
It was a week ago.
00:00:16
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. I have taken two, sorry. I've taken upon myself the dumbest challenge of the month. I'm going to try to walk 1500, 15,000 steps a day in December, you know, when it's nice and cold.
00:00:29
Chris
true Okay.
00:00:33
Le longue moustache
I don't know why I don't do these things in June when I was doing pushups for the month.
00:00:33
Chris
Yeah.
00:00:38
Chris
Yeah, you you might want to reverse those.
00:00:40
Le longue moustache
Yeah, yeah, I might want to be smarter than I am pretty much every day.
00:00:46
Chris
Well, do you have a treadmill?
00:00:46
Le longue moustache
But I'm never going to be.
Treadmill Talk
00:00:50
Le longue moustache
No, no, no, I'm going to be outside.
00:00:50
Chris
Oh.
00:00:54
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. I can't stand treadmills.
00:00:55
Chris
Yeah.
00:00:56
Le longue moustache
I try. I try. I tried to do the watch movies while I'm on it. I tried to, I just, it's so but ah I can walk.
00:01:02
Chris
yeah
00:01:05
Le longue moustache
So my neighborhood is, it's like three miles, the loop.
00:01:10
Le longue moustache
I can walk that. No problem. I can tune out. I might not even have to listen to music.
00:01:13
Chris
you know
00:01:15
Le longue moustache
If I get on a treadmill for 10 minutes, I'm going to blow my brains out. It's terrible.
00:01:20
Chris
I've started at least twice a week to do the treadmill all the way up at three miles an hour or whatever for 30 minutes.
00:01:29
Le longue moustache
Oh, thanks.
00:01:30
Chris
Yeah, it sucks.
00:01:32
Le longue moustache
Yeah, that sucks.
00:01:32
Chris
Yeah, it does.
00:01:34
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah.
00:01:37
Chris
Yeah.
00:01:37
Le longue moustache
yeah My wife was like, why are you doing this?
00:01:38
Chris
yeah
00:01:39
Le longue moustache
I'm like, I don't know why I do things. I don't have answers for the things I do.
00:01:43
Chris
Yeah, just because.
00:01:44
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Just because.
Constructive Challenges
00:01:46
Chris
At least you're challenging yourself to do, you know, something like that. That's constructive. That'll help you instead of like, oh, yeah, I'm doing multi to suburb, but let my toenails grow.
00:01:56
Le longue moustache
No, I can't. Oh, I can't stand it every time. If my toenails, I can see them. Like if I could see the white, I'm freaking out and do it.
00:02:02
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:02:04
Le longue moustache
I had, uh, bad hangnails as a kid. I had to have the surgery on my toes where they cut the cuticle.
00:02:09
Chris
Ah.
00:02:11
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. So now I'm like obsessive about it.
00:02:16
Chris
Maybe but the problem is, if you cut it too short, then you get an ingrown toenail
Toenail Obsession
00:02:19
Chris
and...
00:02:19
Le longue moustache
Well, that's why they cut the cuticle on mine. So it doesn't happen anymore.
00:02:23
Chris
oh Yeah, no, I'm not looking at toenails.
00:02:24
Le longue moustache
So if you look at my toenails, they're like perfectly straight cut that thing. Well, yeah yeah, it's fair.
00:02:33
Chris
Oh,
00:02:33
Le longue moustache
It's how I learned that I was ah reactive to Novocaine.
00:02:37
Chris
um nice.
00:02:38
Le longue moustache
Because when I had blood pressure bottomed out. Yeah, it was fun.
00:02:42
Chris
Yeah, that's a fun way to find out.
00:02:44
Le longue moustache
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You tell the dentist that, you're like, nah, that didn't happen. Okay. It's on you, I guess. They don't even use Novocaine anymore.
00:02:56
Le longue moustache
They use open house, right?
00:02:58
Chris
Um, I mean, a lot of times they use like topocaine or I think they still we use novocaine though.
00:03:02
Le longue moustache
yeah
00:03:04
Le longue moustache
I don't know, I don't think you can use no economy. I think you can use something like barbecuing or something? I can't remember what it was.
00:03:08
Chris
yeah Cocaine.
00:03:11
Le longue moustache
Cocaine, yeah!
00:03:12
Chris
Yeah, it does.
00:03:12
Le longue moustache
It's got a numbing effect. Yeah, it does. I mean, not that I know, it smells good.
00:03:19
Chris
Yeah.
00:03:22
Chris
Well, I mean, the ED used to have cocaine.
00:03:25
Le longue moustache
Oh yeah, you gotta treat your upper taxes.
00:03:27
Chris
For nosebleeds.
Cup Controversy at Work
00:03:30
Chris
um
00:03:32
Le longue moustache
Oh, I have decided, this is a side tangent, that everyone I work with is an animal.
00:03:35
Chris
Yeah.
00:03:37
Chris
how How is it taking you this long to figure this out?
00:03:41
Le longue moustache
Well, it actually took me till this morning to figure it out.
00:03:44
Chris
Oh, I figured it was something over Thanksgiving dinner or something.
00:03:45
Le longue moustache
So I went to get it. No, we didn't do things and then it would shift.
00:03:54
Le longue moustache
I cup this morning to get my tea, and I was like, oh.
00:03:56
Chris
Yeah.
00:03:59
Le longue moustache
I possibly put this cup wrong the way wrong. Cause I remember last night I went to go get a tea and then I put my cup back and I put it up there. Upright.
00:04:10
Le longue moustache
What's the way we say this so that, yeah, so that the bottom was on the bottom.
00:04:11
Chris
Like regular.
00:04:15
Chris
Yeah.
00:04:15
Le longue moustache
Right.
00:04:16
Chris
Yeah.
00:04:16
Le longue moustache
And so it was in my cabinet that way. And I'm like, what animal did this? And I realized it was me, the animals at work.
00:04:21
Chris
Oh.
00:04:23
Le longue moustache
That's how they put their cups away all the time.
00:04:25
Chris
What?
00:04:26
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:04:27
Chris
No, you always put a cup in upside down.
00:04:30
Le longue moustache
Yeah. So like, if you go in the coffee mug, we have our little station coffee mug thing, and all of the cops are upside down, except or the right, they're, they're incort incorrectly placed in the cabinet, except for one.
00:04:35
Chris
Yeah.
00:04:44
Le longue moustache
And that's fine. Because they're all animals.
00:04:47
Chris
no What?
00:04:48
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:04:50
Chris
Who hurt them?
00:04:51
Le longue moustache
I don't know. I have to
00:04:53
Chris
Because that's not good.
00:04:55
Le longue moustache
They're animals, and yeah when they put i mean the like glasses and stuff away, they put them in wrong.
00:05:00
Chris
Oh my gosh.
00:05:02
Le longue moustache
I'm thinking I put out a memo.
00:05:03
Chris
Yeah.
00:05:06
Chris
Or just like a yeah picture.
00:05:06
Le longue moustache
Lieutenant's General Orders.
00:05:10
Le longue moustache
here's how Here's how you keep the dust and crap out of your cup that you're about to drink out of, you animals.
00:05:14
Chris
Mm-hmm. Yeah. or just take a picture of every other shifts cabinet and then say, hey, guys, we're not leading.
00:05:22
Le longue moustache
and No, no, no, no. This is not a shift. This is the whole station.
00:05:27
Chris
What?
00:05:28
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:05:29
Chris
Oh.
00:05:29
Le longue moustache
You walk into station one right now. Every coffee mug is wrongly placed except for one.
00:05:33
Chris
Oh, I guess as the health and safety officer, I need to address that.
00:05:35
Le longue moustache
That's mine.
00:05:39
Le longue moustache
Right. And if it's, if mine's not wrong, that means somebody put it away wrong. It's going to make me mad.
00:05:46
Chris
Oh gosh.
00:05:48
Le longue moustache
Yeah. We're just getting dust and crap in your cup where you drink.
00:05:52
Chris
Yeah.
00:05:54
Le longue moustache
It's gross.
00:05:54
Chris
I mean, even at my house site, that's how we put glasses away.
00:06:00
Le longue moustache
right because it's there's a right way and then there's
00:06:02
Chris
Yeah.
Coworker Training Comparison
00:06:03
Le longue moustache
a maniac serial killer's way that's fair no i don't i don't know i think it's pretty serial killer to like put glasses away that way and be like yeah that's fine it's fine the skin and dust and whatever the else else gets in there yeah
00:06:07
Chris
No, I think maniac serial killer be like on its side or something. Yeah.
00:06:17
Chris
Yeah. Hmm. Because that's the other thing. Think about it. um If somebody is reaching past your mug, their hand and arm and everything is grazing the top of the.
00:06:33
Chris
um oil
00:06:33
Le longue moustache
Yeah, it's disgusting. That's what I'm saying.
00:06:36
Chris
and
00:06:40
Le longue moustache
These people are animals.
00:06:41
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:06:42
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. It's a, I never thought I would have to be a parent to people who are in their thirties.
00:06:50
Chris
Oh, my gosh, you know, it has to happen because nobody. Yeah, they've got no training, obviously.
00:06:56
Le longue moustache
Yeah. No one ever taught them to be good humans.
00:07:00
Chris
Yeah.
00:07:01
Le longue moustache
That's the problem.
00:07:01
Chris
Well, the problem is some of these people have kids.
00:07:04
Le longue moustache
Yeah, that's the scary part. They're teaching others.
00:07:07
Chris
Hmm. Yeah.
00:07:09
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:07:10
Chris
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. The whole generation of putting in their cups away the wrong way.
00:07:15
Le longue moustache
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:07:17
Chris
Uh. Hmm.
00:07:19
Le longue moustache
Yeah, that was my re revation revelation this morning, going, oh my god, I work with animals.
00:07:24
Chris
Hmm.
00:07:26
Chris
Yeah, yeah, that's not, that's not good.
00:07:29
Le longue moustache
No. Yeah. yeah
00:07:31
Chris
But. ah
00:07:34
Le longue moustache
Probably have to do like a three month training plan. Some sort of shock therapy.
00:07:42
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. We just put little sensors in the cabinets, and if the lip of the mug doesn't seat on it, it just throws an error flag.
00:07:57
Chris
Or at 10 o'clock, lieutenants inspection.
00:07:57
Le longue moustache
yeah What I have to do inspection for the other day?
00:08:04
Chris
Oh, gosh.
00:08:05
Le longue moustache
Oh.
00:08:08
Le longue moustache
What was it? Oh, maybe something with a uniform.
00:08:09
Chris
Well, we had somebody the other day that didn't believe that We used to have captains who would check the color of your socks.
00:08:17
Le longue moustache
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:08:18
Chris
like yeah
00:08:19
Le longue moustache
so But ah came somebody came into work. Oh, man, I can't remember. It was something dumb.
00:08:26
Chris
Belt.
00:08:27
Le longue moustache
It wasn't their belt upside down, because that happens to me.
00:08:29
Chris
Shoes.
00:08:31
Le longue moustache
And it wasn't shoes. Man, I don't know what it was. Oh, it was shirt. There was a hole in their shirt.
00:08:38
Chris
Oh.
00:08:39
Le longue moustache
It was one of your sergeants actually with their brand new shirts.
00:08:40
Chris
Oh.
00:08:43
Le longue moustache
I'd hold it. And I was like, that's it. Lieutenant's inspection. They're like, what? I'm like, yeah, that's the thing. Like I can technically supposed to line you up and check your uniform every day.
00:08:52
Chris
Yeah. What makes you think that's right to come to work with a holy shirt?
00:09:02
Le longue moustache
Well, to be fair to this person, it was in their armpit and I'm sure they didn't notice. Right, and it's ah it is a brand new shirt. Well, we got their shirt a month ago, two months ago at this point, you know?
00:09:11
Chris
Yeah.
00:09:14
Le longue moustache
So, but yeah, I said, I need to paint your shirt.
00:09:18
Chris
Yeah.
00:09:22
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:09:23
Le longue moustache
Yeah, the the belts we wear are the dumbest belts in the world, so I always give people You know, we just hand it to you with the no instructions. Like it's a test, like here, put this on. This is how belts work. I was not trained.
00:09:37
Chris
Because it goes the opposite way of anybody who's right handed would put their belt on.
00:09:41
Le longue moustache
but The belt that you've been wearing your entire life is opposite to the belt that we give you for our uniform.
00:09:47
Chris
Yep.
00:09:48
Le longue moustache
And you can never, ever make it look right. It's always too loose or too tight. It's never going to be in the middle.
00:09:54
Chris
Yep. Right.
00:09:57
Le longue moustache
It's annoying.
00:09:58
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Well, we've had people show up to work without their belt before.
00:10:05
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:10:06
Chris
Yeah.
00:10:06
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:07
Chris
So.
00:10:08
Le longue moustache
I haven't worn my belt in 10 years.
00:10:14
Le longue moustache
Because, you know, we have that clause in our policy that says you can wear a rescue belt. So I wear a rescue belt.
00:10:19
Chris
Yeah.
00:10:21
Le longue moustache
Which, you know, I hope I never have to use.
00:10:22
Chris
Right. right
00:10:28
Le longue moustache
so um but yeah man i wish i could find my old belt that probably looks like the scribblings of a madman it just had all these numbers written here's the gate code here's my fuel card code
00:10:29
Chris
And the belts now, you can't even write on the inside of it. So what's the point?
00:10:40
Chris
Oh, yeah.
00:10:45
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Let's say, and you know people that like saw us on scenes were like, what are these guys doing? Because we go up to like a lock gate and everybody's undoing their pants.
00:10:56
Le longue moustache
But the worst thing we've done in the Salisbury fire, it's the best thing we've done, but it's also the worst thing visually is because we went to the the fire alarm, false alarm notices on it on the web.
00:10:57
Chris
Yeah.
00:11:09
Chris
Yeah.
00:11:09
Le longue moustache
So it's on my phone.
00:11:10
Chris
Oh yeah.
00:11:10
Le longue moustache
So I got my bunker pants on and my phone's in my pocket and my shorts. So I got to undo my, but excuse me, ma'am, I'm just going to take my pants off. I'm like at the elementary school the other day, taking my bunker pants off.
00:11:17
Chris
yeah
00:11:20
Le longue moustache
Like, uh, this doesn't look good.
00:11:22
Chris
Wait,
Thanksgiving Favorites
00:11:25
Le longue moustache
Um, brought my phone.
00:11:26
Chris
your chauffeur should have brought it to you.
00:11:30
Chris
yeah
00:11:30
Le longue moustache
It was in my pocket.
00:11:32
Chris
Or they should have brought you the tablet or something or their phone.
00:11:37
Le longue moustache
The tablet doesn't work. We don't have internet connected tablet yet.
00:11:42
Chris
If you're like within three feet of it, you should.
00:11:47
Le longue moustache
No, I was in the hottest part of the elementary school that was 7,000 degrees.
00:11:52
Chris
Yeah.
00:11:53
Le longue moustache
And the principal wanted to talk to me. I'm like, can we just talk somewhere other than this room?
00:11:57
Chris
yeah
00:11:57
Le longue moustache
Because I don't know if you know this, but this outfit I wear, it's not breathing. It's terribly hot.
00:12:04
Chris
Yeah. Yeah, this is not under armor coats.
00:12:08
Le longue moustache
No, this is like wearing a furnace all the time.
00:12:16
Chris
Well, did you spatchcock a turkey this year?
00:12:19
Le longue moustache
No, no, I did not.
00:12:21
Chris
No.
00:12:21
Le longue moustache
I wasn't going to do. anything and then I decided kind of last minute I was like let's go buy a turkey breast make some cranberry sauce and some stuff some mashed cauliflower that's what we did I'm gonna tell you because well there's only two of us so it's not you know the turkey breast is the way to go just
00:12:33
Chris
Okay. okay
00:12:43
Chris
that's what That's all we do.
00:12:46
Le longue moustache
put it in the air fryer don't mess with it bam yeah well
00:12:51
Chris
I didn't eat any turkey, but I'm not a maniac.
00:12:53
Le longue moustache
because you're a maniac.
00:12:55
Chris
I'm smart.
00:12:57
Le longue moustache
It's the best meat that you could buy.
00:12:58
Chris
No. No.
00:13:01
Le longue moustache
If you cook it correctly, well, it is a foul, yes.
00:13:02
Chris
It's foul.
00:13:07
Chris
I had mashed potatoes and macaroni and brussels sprouts and stuffing and cranberry sauce. so
00:13:13
Le longue moustache
I didn't get any protein.
00:13:17
Chris
And cranberry sauce as it's supposed to be out of a can with the lines in it so you know where to cut.
00:13:20
Le longue moustache
No.
00:13:24
Le longue moustache
No, no, I, I make my homemade cranberry sauce.
00:13:25
Chris
Yes.
00:13:30
Le longue moustache
It's so much better than that canned crap. It's so easy to make. It's literally the easiest thing in the world to make cranberries, dump them in a pot, a little bit of orange juice, a little, I don't use the orange juice anymore.
00:13:41
Le longue moustache
I just like squeeze an actual orange, which I guess is still orange juice.
00:13:47
Chris
Yes.
00:13:48
Le longue moustache
Yeah. A little bit of water, a little bit of sugar. And then you put all the seasonings you want. Cloves, cinnamon, allspice.
00:13:56
Chris
Are you baking a pie?
00:13:58
Le longue moustache
Oh, you're making a jelly.
00:14:03
Le longue moustache
You can have a little, you don't want just cranberry flat flavor.
00:14:09
Le longue moustache
I'll make my cranberry sauce. I've discovered my new treat for myself is Greek yogurt.
00:14:11
Chris
ah
00:14:15
Chris
Yeah.
00:14:16
Le longue moustache
Put some cranberry sauce in there.
00:14:18
Chris
Hmm.
00:14:18
Le longue moustache
Bam. Mix it all up. That's good stuff.
00:14:25
Chris
Yeah, I mean, well, the cranberry sauce is its own little separate thing. I mean, it's just a little tart, tangy, and sippy. You get it right now. Again, the cleanser palate between bites.
00:14:36
Le longue moustache
Well, if you're like me and you're not eating the gravy, put it on top of the turkey.
00:14:39
Chris
um
00:14:42
Chris
Hmm.
00:14:42
Le longue moustache
Well, why don't you just have a ham if you don't like turkey?
00:14:45
Chris
All right.
00:14:46
Le longue moustache
Do a Thanksgiving ham.
00:14:48
Chris
My family doesn't like ham. Yeah, look, I'm the only maniac that doesn't eat turkey.
00:14:52
Le longue moustache
Go more, go more traditional. Go more traditional. Go pigeon.
00:15:00
Le longue moustache
Or dove.
00:15:01
Chris
Everybody gets their own squab.
00:15:03
Le longue moustache
Yeah, or dove. totally Deer you guys love to hunt deer down there You don't act like it's a big deal like you're hunting goddamn Tigers or some shit Meanwhile I'm dodging the deer with my car and You know like like oh my god.
00:15:08
Chris
man Yeah, yeah.
00:15:17
Chris
ah
00:15:20
Chris
Yeah.
00:15:21
Le longue moustache
I gotta to stalk this thing in my heated room with a TV and Yeah I'm sure you're I'm sure you're hanging from ropes with a knife in your mouth And you're ready to jump down on that deer and kill it
00:15:24
Chris
Yeah, that is not how I used to hunt.
00:15:33
Chris
I would wasn't hanging from ropes, but I was on a small little stool that was attached to the side of a tree.
00:15:43
Le longue moustache
And then the dumb forest rat would walk near you and you'd shoot it with a gun.
00:15:45
Chris
Yeah, and then the deer would walk in your area and Yeah, and I would know I always bow hunted and I used to recurve not a compound
00:15:55
Le longue moustache
At least that's some sort of skill.
00:16:01
Le longue moustache
Yeah, I used a three-curve bow.
00:16:07
Chris
yeah so I just used a long bow instead of a compound bow and
00:16:10
Le longue moustache
Wait, a Rockman's not a recurve bow.
00:16:13
Chris
Yeah, it is.
00:16:14
Le longue moustache
Oh, is that a recurve bow when it, like, it's a S shape?
00:16:19
Chris
No.
00:16:20
Le longue moustache
Yeah, that's a recurve bow, like the Mongolian bow. Longbow is just a simple bow.
00:16:25
Chris
Yeah, well, I used a simple bow then.
00:16:27
Le longue moustache
Yeah, that's a 1d4, bud.
00:16:30
Chris
I did one more than one D4. Because elevation, you add another D4.
00:16:35
Le longue moustache
Ah, right, right, right.
00:16:36
Chris
Yeah, yep.
00:16:37
Le longue moustache
Well, you also add your level.
00:16:39
Chris
Yeah.
00:16:40
Le longue moustache
ranger so you know 1d4 plus 3 yeah
00:16:41
Chris
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I just hope you got a critical Yeah, you can be really quiet rolling the dice Yeah Yeah Yeah, but I mean you bring up a valid point like I saw a video the other day this guy was Deer hunting from the ground, which I don't know why or maybe he was hunting something else, but the deer walked up to him It was like sniffing his face
00:16:52
Le longue moustache
buts ear just
00:16:56
Le longue moustache
once it looks so
00:17:09
Le longue moustache
Right.
00:17:10
Chris
I'm like, it's not, yeah.
00:17:10
Le longue moustache
Great.
00:17:12
Le longue moustache
They're not smart animals.
00:17:14
Chris
No.
00:17:15
Le longue moustache
They're, you know, they're forest rats.
00:17:16
Chris
No. dick They freak themselves out when they lose their antlers.
00:17:22
Le longue moustache
They lose their antlers?
00:17:23
Chris
Yeah, every year they lose their antlers.
00:17:26
Le longue moustache
ah did I did not know this.
00:17:27
Chris
Yeah.
00:17:28
Le longue moustache
Huh.
00:17:28
Chris
Yeah, they shake their head and antlers fall off.
00:17:31
Le longue moustache
Wait. So, wait. I thought their antlers kept growing, that's why like older bucks have bigger antlers.
00:17:40
Chris
Well, each time they grow back, they usually get a little bit bigger. Be a moose, caribou, any of them. They lose their antlers every year.
00:17:47
Le longue moustache
Wait, so you're saying there's a time of year that it's safer to hunt moose?
00:17:52
Chris
Yeah.
00:17:54
Le longue moustache
Huh.
00:17:55
Chris
Yeah. Yep.
00:17:56
Le longue moustache
Blowing my mind.
00:17:57
Chris
Yeah, they lose them. Actually, it's like, gosh, probably in a couple of weeks, a few weeks, because they lose them because there's less food throughout the winter and they don't want to keep that extra.
00:18:11
Chris
Drain on their metabolism, so they drop their antlers.
00:18:12
Le longue moustache
Oh.
00:18:16
Le longue moustache
Huh.
00:18:17
Chris
Yep. And then they grown back. Yep.
00:18:19
Le longue moustache
Who knew?
00:18:20
Chris
It's weird. They look, there are these like little bloody nubs on their head at first.
00:18:24
Le longue moustache
Huh.
00:18:25
Chris
Yeah.
00:18:26
Le longue moustache
Huh.
00:18:27
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:27
Le longue moustache
Who knew? Well, probably a lot of people actually.
00:18:30
Chris
Yeah. It's freaky to watch a moose lose its antlers.
00:18:34
Le longue moustache
that's big anlers Yeah, that's Yeah, that's, uh, scary.
00:18:35
Chris
Yeah.
00:18:38
Chris
so And you have some of them that one falls before the others that are like a freaky unicorn.
00:18:48
Le longue moustache
This biology lesson you brought to you later D for deer.
00:18:51
Chris
Yeah.
00:18:55
Le longue moustache
I just know you know when deer season is done so I can walk through the woods again.
00:18:58
Chris
Yeah.
00:18:59
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Like because the state parks look I'm not I'm a soft hearted person obviously I'm not saying don't hunt that's not my thing I just don't really want to walk in the woods when there's maniacs hunting deer you know I understand the state parks have to control the population of deer somehow
00:19:10
Chris
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:19:17
Chris
Right.
00:19:18
Le longue moustache
but we could let loose cougars yeah cougars or pumas it's the same word same animal because
00:19:18
Chris
but's There's an easy way. Release Pumas. Yeah.
00:19:25
Chris
Yeah, things just depend on where in the world you're looking.
00:19:29
Le longue moustache
i got a mountain lion and a puma is the same thing right yeah yeah just one of those the mountains the other one you know hunts high bars
00:19:29
Chris
um yes Yes Hmm yeah cougars typically you see like yeah or soccer games and Yeah, oh yeah ah Really
00:19:42
Le longue moustache
yes
00:19:45
Le longue moustache
drives a beievan
00:19:48
Le longue moustache
Yeah, works on D shift.
00:19:55
Le longue moustache
She does not like that joke.
00:20:01
Chris
I'll tuck that one away.
00:20:02
Le longue moustache
Yeah, take that away. Yeah.
00:20:05
Chris
Hmm.
00:20:06
Le longue moustache
She doesn't want to acknowledge how old she is.
00:20:08
Chris
Ah, gotcha.
00:20:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:20:11
Chris
Hmm.
00:20:11
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:15
Chris
Yeah, so you guys didn't do Thanksgiving on shift. That's actually nice.
00:20:19
Le longue moustache
it
00:20:21
Chris
Because everybody did it the day before, I'm sure.
00:20:23
Le longue moustache
Yeah, you know, well, also our shift has had Thanksgiving for five years in a row.
00:20:27
Chris
Hmm. Okay.
00:20:28
Le longue moustache
um We had to work it because that's how it works.
00:20:30
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:32
Le longue moustache
And the one maniac who is always the driving force behind it is checked out. So that helped.
00:20:39
Chris
yeah
00:20:39
Le longue moustache
Um, but yeah, I don't, it's not that I'm against the shift stuff. It's just as extra stress. And like the day of Thanksgiving is a de-stress day.
00:20:46
Chris
Yeah.
00:20:49
Chris
Yeah.
00:20:49
Le longue moustache
You know, we don't need it in our lives.
00:20:51
Chris
here Yeah. You're too busy worrying about all the crazy shoppers.
00:20:55
Le longue moustache
right
00:20:56
Chris
Hmm.
00:20:56
Le longue moustache
Oh, the maniac's on my shift.
00:21:00
Le longue moustache
I'm not the best shift partner. I understand that. I don't go to all the shift parties. I live far away. I have a life outside of work.
00:21:07
Chris
Yeah.
00:21:07
Le longue moustache
You know, they're like, Oh, we're going to have our holiday Christmas party or whatever for the shift. I said, Oh, that's cool. What day? I mean, I'm, my December's pretty full. Uh, we were thinking about the December 28th.
00:21:19
Le longue moustache
So while I'm not coming, they're like, why? I'm like, what's my birthday? Let's even better parties. And you just come to the party. I said, you think I'm going to come on my birthday and my wife's birthday to a shift Christmas party.
00:21:29
Chris
yeah
00:21:33
Le longue moustache
That's going to happen.
00:21:36
Le longue moustache
And it's my wife's big Christmas their birthday party. So definitely not coming. Yeah.
00:21:42
Chris
Yeah.
00:21:44
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:21:45
Chris
Yeah, why wouldn't that never mind? Yeah.
00:21:48
Le longue moustache
Look, December stuff. We have like three people on our shift to have birthdays in December.
00:21:50
Chris
Oh, yeah.
00:21:54
Le longue moustache
it's ah It's a tough month. I get it.
00:21:56
Chris
Yeah.
00:21:58
Le longue moustache
And like, we only get two Saturdays that were kind of available for things.
00:22:02
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:04
Le longue moustache
It's, you know, it is what it is. But to expect me to show up is crazy talk.
00:22:10
Chris
Yeah, that's.
00:22:13
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:22:16
Chris
Where they'll all show up at your house and sing happy birthday.
00:22:18
Le longue moustache
Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I'm not going to be here.
00:22:24
Chris
ah
00:22:26
Le longue moustache
I was trying, I was thinking about fleeing the country for the, the, the week.
00:22:30
Chris
Nice.
00:22:31
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Cause my mother's coming.
00:22:34
Chris
Oh.
00:22:35
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:22:37
Chris
Not tell her that you're leaving.
00:22:39
Le longue moustache
Yeah. It's like, Oh, I forgot that we left. Yeah.
00:22:43
Chris
Yep.
00:22:43
Le longue moustache
Well, we're going to camping for Christmas. So we're just gonna, let's not come back.
00:22:47
Chris
Nice.
00:22:54
Le longue moustache
Well, on to topic one.
00:22:54
Chris
Well, topic one.
00:22:58
Le longue moustache
Topic one comes with a lesson in life, folks.
00:23:00
Chris
Oh, lessons in life are always fun.
00:23:04
Le longue moustache
So I'm sitting in my house last week.
Electrical Scare
00:23:10
Chris
yeah
00:23:11
Le longue moustache
um late last week and ah Oh, it was Sunday.
00:23:17
Chris
Yeah.
00:23:17
Le longue moustache
Yeah, this story is more important.
00:23:19
Chris
Hmm.
00:23:20
Le longue moustache
It's Sunday. Sunday of last week. So I'm sitting in my house. I'm playing my stupid mobile game. My phone starts to die, I'm in the middle of something, so I charge, I'm sitting downstairs, plug my phone in to charge it.
00:23:32
Le longue moustache
And I start hearing a weird noise.
00:23:32
Chris
Yeah. Uh oh.
00:23:36
Le longue moustache
Luckily, the lights are off. That's important to the story.
00:23:41
Le longue moustache
So I'm like, what is that weird noise? And I look over and I can see sparks coming from my outlet.
00:23:49
Chris
Oh no.
00:23:50
Le longue moustache
Right.
00:23:51
Chris
Oh no.
00:23:51
Le longue moustache
So, you know, I'm a dumb fireman, but I'm pretty smart. that I'm not going to burn my house down, I hope.
00:23:57
Chris
Yeah. You're pretty smart.
00:23:58
Le longue moustache
So I unplug everything. Just leave it alone. Really not anything to do at that point.
00:24:04
Chris
Yeah.
00:24:05
Le longue moustache
Just kill the breaker. Be good, right? So I call, so then I come to work Monday morning, call the, my electrical company, the company I use for electricians and
00:24:14
Chris
yeah Yeah.
00:24:18
Chris
yeah
00:24:20
Le longue moustache
I'm like, all right, well, this is going on. I very clearly tell them it's not an emergency because we tell the emergency they're charging you triple time.
00:24:27
Chris
Oh, yeah. Yep. there
00:24:29
Le longue moustache
I said, I just need somebody to come on out. Look at this outlet. Cause my house has, uh, aluminum wiring back in the day.
00:24:32
Chris
Yeah.
00:24:39
Le longue moustache
And every time something goes on with electrical, it's just, I've tried to fix things.
00:24:43
Chris
yeah
00:24:43
Le longue moustache
It's too much. So I just get somebody to fix it. So whatever. Not a big deal. Go to go to sleep.
00:24:54
Le longue moustache
Good work. Come at work. Do my whole shift freaking seven Oh one in the morning, the company seven Oh one, the electricals company, they don't call me.
00:24:59
Chris
701.
00:25:03
Le longue moustache
They texted me.
00:25:04
Chris
What?
00:25:05
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Hey, we had a call out or we have a call out. We had an opportunity. The electrician could be in your house 20 minutes. And of course you don't want to miss the opportunity to have, they haven't even scheduled me yet.
00:25:14
Chris
oh Yeah, but you're also an hour away or hour and a half.
00:25:16
Le longue moustache
Right.
00:25:19
Le longue moustache
Well, two hours. Yeah. Two hours at that point. I haven't left work. I'm still at work. And, um, I said, well, hold on. I got to call my wife because I need to tell her the electrician's coming so she can wake up, wake her up.
00:25:32
Le longue moustache
Whatever. The electrician says, be there in 20 minutes, shows up 20 minutes later. Give them mad props.
00:25:38
Chris
What?
00:25:39
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:25:39
Chris
They showed up on time?
00:25:39
Le longue moustache
That's crazy. They showed up. Yeah. This dude walks in the door and according to my wife was So drunk that he was using mouthwash to cover up the fact that he was drunk.
00:25:53
Chris
Nice!
00:25:54
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:25:55
Chris
Is this a Monday morning you said?
00:25:57
Le longue moustache
This was Tuesday morning.
00:25:58
Chris
Tuesday.
00:25:58
Le longue moustache
Cause Monday mornings, I called him Tuesday morning. They had a call out.
00:26:01
Chris
Ah, okay.
00:26:01
Le longue moustache
He shows up Tuesday morning, Tuesday morning, seven 25 in the morning. Yeah. So I get there, you know, I'm like, I i gotta leave cause usually I take her out of work and I was like, I gotta go.
00:26:14
Le longue moustache
There's an electrician in my house. I need to be there.
00:26:16
Chris
Yeah.
00:26:18
Le longue moustache
So, and of course they're all going to just fix it yourself. Cause I'm not an idiot.
00:26:22
Chris
Yeah. You're also not an electrician.
00:26:23
Le longue moustache
I have money. I'm not an electrician. said I'll get somebody to fix it. So I get home, whatever. I had another thing I needed to work on. I rerouted some lights into, into a dimmer switch and all these things.
00:26:36
Le longue moustache
are You know, might as well have them do the work while you're here.
00:26:39
Chris
yeah Exactly, yeah.
00:26:40
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Did a great job. Did a perfectly fine job. But I walk in the door and I was like, holy crap, dude. You are hammered.
00:26:49
Chris
Really?
00:26:52
Le longue moustache
Hammered. So I'm just chit chatting with the guy. He tells me that the job that got canceled got canceled because they were going to have rain that day.
00:27:03
Le longue moustache
you And he was supposed to be in a bucket truck working on high power lines that day.
00:27:09
Chris
Oh my gosh.
00:27:11
Le longue moustache
And he was hammered.
00:27:12
Chris
Wow.
00:27:13
Le longue moustache
Yeah. I don't really have a lesson in this situation, but holy nuts.
00:27:18
Chris
mean
00:27:19
Le longue moustache
Don't mess with electricity. That drunk guys.
00:27:22
Chris
Drunk at all.
00:27:23
Le longue moustache
Or drunk at all. Yeah, it's a good rule.
00:27:25
Chris
Yeah.
00:27:25
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Uh, I mean, look, he did a perfectly good job. And I was like, I told my, I told Sherry, he's like, I'm not going to call his boss. I can't complain.
00:27:33
Chris
Right.
00:27:35
Le longue moustache
But boy, like I had to air the house out when he left. Cause it was that strong.
00:27:38
Chris
Oh my gosh.
00:27:41
Le longue moustache
It was a, it was a vet.
00:27:44
Chris
yeah
00:27:44
Le longue moustache
And of course he shows me the outlet after he pulls it and it was burnt the hell up.
00:27:49
Chris
to
00:27:49
Le longue moustache
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's, that's, that was it.
00:27:53
Chris
yeah
00:27:55
Le longue moustache
The only lesson I say to this out of this is you're going to have electrical work done. Have somebody knows what the hell to do, do it because that's half the problem in my house is some asshole thought he knew what he was doing all those years ago and has just half-assed everything.
00:28:04
Chris
yeah
00:28:07
Chris
Yeah, half-assed it.
00:28:11
Le longue moustache
and screwed everything up. Yeah.
00:28:14
Chris
So it's really don't skimp on repairs.
00:28:15
Le longue moustache
Cause he do not skimp on repairs, especially things that can burn your house down.
00:28:22
Chris
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:23
Le longue moustache
You know, ever. Oh my God.
00:28:25
Chris
What?
00:28:25
Le longue moustache
i
00:28:26
Chris
Yeah, it's the age old, you know, don't go with the lowest bid all the time because there might be a reason why they're the lowest bid.
00:28:33
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:28:34
Chris
I mean, look at just around the firehouse so it at headquarters when they redid some of that wiring were like, that's an interior junction box they have on the outside of the building. Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? What do you mean, what are you gonna do about it? This is a contractor we had come in here and do this.
00:28:52
Le longue moustache
You also have a building that's sinking into the swamp, so...
00:28:54
Chris
That's different.
00:28:56
Le longue moustache
Is that...
00:28:57
Chris
Yeah, that's what that's why they took the airbags off the rescue. They're gonna put them underneath the building.
00:29:04
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:29:04
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. City council's like, what?
00:29:05
Le longue moustache
What?
00:29:07
Chris
You guys need a helium budget for next year? Oh, well, you know, we're going to have air balloons to hold the station up.
00:29:11
Le longue moustache
Hold the building up. Well, I would say the biggest lesson as a homeowner is develop a couple of service companies and develop relationships with them.
00:29:22
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:24
Le longue moustache
Be good to those companies because they'll be good to you.
00:29:27
Chris
Yeah.
00:29:27
Le longue moustache
Cause that's the important thing.
00:29:28
Chris
Yeah.
00:29:28
Le longue moustache
Like I only use one company for electrical work now.
00:29:32
Chris
Right.
00:29:32
Le longue moustache
Like I don't have to dick around and call anybody.
00:29:34
Chris
Yep.
00:29:35
Le longue moustache
And if you don't like that company, go to an ex company.
00:29:35
Chris
Yeah.
00:29:38
Chris
Right. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:39
Le longue moustache
You know, but boy, I just, I do not want to burn my house down.
00:29:45
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like you said, there are things that I will fiddle through, but electricity is not one of them.
00:29:52
Le longue moustache
i Well, I've got a point that there's not much I'm gonna fiddle through What are you gonna do better than somebody who knows how to do it?
00:29:56
Chris
Yeah.
00:29:59
Chris
Oh, yeah. No, exactly.
00:30:01
Le longue moustache
There's only one thing that I I i refuse to pay anybody for it and that's because the last time I paid for it screwed it up is painting I Hate it too hundred percent but the only room I
00:30:09
Chris
I see I'm to the point I would rather have somebody paint because I hate painting. Yeah. I keep hoping if I keep doing a crappy job when we do it, my wife will finally say enough's enough. We're going to hire somebody.
00:30:26
Le longue moustache
I need to have like some ceilings read on. ah That I might pay somebody for because it's just a nightmare.
00:30:28
Chris
God. Yeah.
00:30:33
Chris
Yeah. Well, that you get the purple paint that dries white.
00:30:36
Le longue moustache
Did I still make that stuff?
00:30:38
Chris
Yeah.
00:30:39
Le longue moustache
Oh, OK.
00:30:39
Chris
Yeah, it's like a purple or a pink.
00:30:40
Le longue moustache
That's fun.
00:30:42
Chris
Yeah, because I had to repeat, repaint a ceiling recently.
00:30:42
Le longue moustache
Yeah, there's pink.
00:30:45
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:30:46
Chris
Yeah.
00:30:46
Le longue moustache
Yeah, I mean, so far this year I've had to redo this electrical work.
00:30:47
Chris
So.
00:30:51
Chris
Mm hmm.
00:30:51
Le longue moustache
New gutters were put on the house.
00:30:53
Chris
Yeah.
00:30:56
Le longue moustache
pretty much Oh, ah the tree work, yeah.
00:30:56
Chris
Tree.
00:31:00
Le longue moustache
I don't mess with trees.
00:31:00
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:02
Le longue moustache
I tried messing with trees. like I trimmed those trees for a long time by myself and that's why I needed to call a professional.
00:31:07
Chris
Hmm.
00:31:07
Le longue moustache
but
00:31:08
Chris
I mean, smaller trees are bad.
00:31:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:12
Chris
But, you know, once they get.
00:31:13
Le longue moustache
Landscaping. As much as, as much as I would have been like, I could do that.
00:31:14
Chris
Oh, my gosh.
00:31:18
Le longue moustache
I can't do that.
00:31:18
Chris
Hmm. Yeah. but I need somebody to come in, level out my yard. Put real grass in it and say this is what you need to do.
00:31:29
Le longue moustache
Right. Yeah. I need somebody to seed my yard too. I need somebody to like come in and say, this is going to fix it.
00:31:32
Chris
Yeah.
00:31:36
Chris
Yeah.
00:31:36
Le longue moustache
Here's how you maintain it.
00:31:38
Chris
Yep.
00:31:38
Le longue moustache
Like I'll do all the stuff.
00:31:39
Chris
I thought I thought I had that set up, but then I angered someone and that'll never happen now.
00:31:46
Le longue moustache
Yeah, yeah.
00:31:47
Chris
Yeah. Who I found out has poisoned the well with others towards me.
00:31:52
Le longue moustache
Oh, that's fun.
00:31:53
Chris
Yeah, but whatever.
00:31:55
Le longue moustache
That's not fun.
00:31:57
Chris
No, no.
00:31:58
Le longue moustache
Yeah, I had a good landscaping company, but they've become like so busy that they've changed. They're no longer landscaping. They're general contractors.
00:32:06
Chris
Oh.
00:32:07
Le longue moustache
it' now I have to get a new company.
00:32:09
Chris
Yeah.
00:32:10
Le longue moustache
It's annoying.
00:32:11
Chris
Yeah.
00:32:13
Le longue moustache
Because I need someone to get these freaking leaves off my goddamn yard.
00:32:18
Chris
But rig up a harness with like a rake behind it for the dogs, and when you play fetch, they drag the leaves.
00:32:25
Le longue moustache
The problem is, it's the front yard.
00:32:30
Chris
Oh.
00:32:31
Le longue moustache
And we can't let the dog out because he'll kill everyone.
00:32:34
Chris
Now.
00:32:36
Chris
You go, boy.
00:32:37
Le longue moustache
Well, not everyone. Eventually I'm sure he'll tire himself out of ripping threats out.
00:32:40
Chris
so
00:32:42
Le longue moustache
I'm sure eventually he'll be like, oh, okay, that's enough. Yeah. Yeah. Such a maniac.
00:32:48
Chris
Yeah.
00:32:49
Le longue moustache
I do. Do you need to get out of there and burn a bunch of crap?
00:32:53
Chris
It just burned off the leaves.
00:32:53
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:32:56
Le longue moustache
Yeah. I could burn up. It would take a while. I take them to the county dump where they do, they turn into mulch and stuff for the county parks.
00:33:05
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:06
Le longue moustache
It's fine. They don't charge me. So yeah.
00:33:08
Chris
Oh, that's nice. But then you have to get them there.
00:33:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Cause it, That's the problem. long I gotta get him there. I gotta get my buddy with a pickup truck and say, yeah, buy a beer.
00:33:14
Chris
Yeah. Mm hmm.
00:33:16
Le longue moustache
Let's go.
00:33:17
Chris
Yeah.
00:33:19
Le longue moustache
Don't be fair, he owes me because I had to take his deck down.
00:33:21
Chris
Oh.
00:33:23
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:33:23
Chris
Yeah.
00:33:24
Le longue moustache
He considers that not ah me owing him because he's like, it was therapy, right? I'm like, I mean, yeah, it was fun to break crap, but it was still a lot of work.
00:33:29
Chris
What?
00:33:32
Chris
Yeah, that's still manual labor.
00:33:34
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:33:35
Chris
Yeah.
00:33:35
Le longue moustache
It was a lot of fun now, just breaking his deck apart.
00:33:38
Chris
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's like the camera who I was talking to, they were talking about moving.
Help with Moving
00:33:45
Chris
I guess, you know, I guess I gotta hire a company now.
00:33:48
Chris
It's like, yeah, cause none of your friends are dumb enough to do this for pizza and beer.
00:33:52
Le longue moustache
Yeah, because we're old.
00:33:52
Chris
You know, you're, you're of an age that yeah that doesn't work anymore.
00:33:54
Le longue moustache
Old.
00:33:56
Le longue moustache
Once your friends get up in the morning and say, oh, did I work out last night or I walk up a slight of steps and now my back's crooked?
00:34:03
Chris
Yeah.
00:34:04
Le longue moustache
Nobody's having you move anymore.
00:34:06
Chris
now No, no.
00:34:09
Chris
Yeah, it's like we decorated for Christmas yesterday. No, yesterday. No, Friday. Friday. And, you know, we have under the house storage and the kids were like, are you going under there?
00:34:21
Chris
I was like, I'm not going under the house. You're going under the house.
00:34:24
Le longue moustache
Yeah, I got you two. That's why, that's why I've raised you two with all this money I've invested in you two being limber.
00:34:28
Chris
Yeah.
00:34:30
Le longue moustache
Get your ass under that.
00:34:31
Chris
Yeah.
00:34:33
Le longue moustache
What do you think? I've been feeding you for free.
00:34:36
Chris
Yeah. Maniacs.
00:34:40
Le longue moustache
Get under there.
00:34:42
Chris
yeah
00:34:42
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:34:43
Le longue moustache
That's the only reason I have kids to get your chores done.
00:34:47
Chris
ah yeah And then we finally got rid of our trampoline, so now there's a big gap in our yard, yeah.
00:34:51
Le longue moustache
Oh.
00:34:54
Le longue moustache
that fun and now you're like every time you walk by like this is weird every time
00:35:00
Chris
There's a bunch of holes in the ground where the dogs had like dug little shallows to lay in underneath it. so
00:35:08
Chris
Again, yeah, my darling wife, should we get a bag of dirt to fill that in? I was like, it's more than a bag of dirt. We need like a truck loot of dirt. And I'm not doing that in the winter.
00:35:20
Le longue moustache
Every time my wife says that, I say, well, who's this we that you keep referring to?
00:35:23
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:26
Le longue moustache
Feels like we is me.
00:35:26
Chris
Yeah. Mm hmm.
00:35:29
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah and Yeah. I mean, I like having plants around the house and everything. but She's in this like monthly mail order plant delivery thing.
00:35:29
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
Creative Plant Decor
00:35:42
Chris
I don't know. She gets a different little potted plant every month, I feel like.
00:35:47
Le longue moustache
that seems like it would get ah oppressive at a certain point
00:35:51
Chris
and we're We're finding new and creative places to put the plants.
00:35:55
Le longue moustache
and all son you'll be sitting in your house here start here
00:35:58
Chris
Oh, no, no, no, no. Well, there was one that we didn't know. yeah you My family came over for Thanksgiving because we hosted this year. and Everybody's over here, and my mom goes, oh, you know, that plant, that's poisonous to dogs. And we're like, oh. She's like, well, you know, if they eat the leaves or whatever. And my wife immediately goes, well, is it safe where it is? I'm like, what's on the counter in the middle where no one can get to it? So yeah, I think it's safe. I'd feel better if you took it to work with you. I was like, OK.
00:36:32
Le longue moustache
There's a lot of dogs at our work.
00:36:32
Chris
okay'll I was like, do I need to take it now? She's like, no. Well, I mean, do you think that would be better? I'm like, no, you can't wait.
00:36:43
Chris
Oh, I bet that was a gas horrific day.
00:36:48
Le longue moustache
My dog ate an entire box of Quest protein bars of the other day.
00:36:55
Le longue moustache
Uh, it was a really pungent vomit when it finally happened.
00:37:00
Chris
Oh, yeah.
00:37:01
Le longue moustache
Boy, oh boy.
00:37:02
Chris
Hmm.
00:37:03
Le longue moustache
I was like, I was like, wife, you handle that? I'm going to go outside.
00:37:07
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:09
Le longue moustache
I don't know what I can. Well, I could say I deal with it. I've dealt with it at work for so long.
00:37:15
Chris
Yeah.
00:37:16
Le longue moustache
I can't deal with it at home.
00:37:18
Chris
No, no.
00:37:19
Le longue moustache
Yeah. When my dog throws up, I'm like, nah, um, yeah, no.
00:37:21
Chris
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So my wife was i said you have to deal with that at work. I'm like, yeah I have to deal with that at work.
00:37:27
Le longue moustache
You were right.
00:37:28
Chris
I don't have to deal with that here.
00:37:30
Le longue moustache
No, no. Yeah. That's what I married you for.
00:37:34
Chris
Yeah.
00:37:35
Le longue moustache
That's why I got those kids.
00:37:37
Chris
Yeah.
00:37:37
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. The one I'm paying for to go college. Call her ass up. Get over here.
00:37:42
Chris
Mm hmm. Which is delightful. We don't have to take her back to college today. One of her friends has taken her back.
00:37:48
Le longue moustache
Oh, that's fun.
00:37:49
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She goes back for two weeks and then is off for a month and a half.
00:37:56
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:37:56
Chris
But and she has a she has a final on the Saturday.
00:37:57
Le longue moustache
She's not taking winter class, huh?
00:38:00
Le longue moustache
Oh, the teacher jerk.
00:38:01
Chris
Yeah.
00:38:04
Chris
Yeah, her bio-final is a Saturday from like 4 to 6.
00:38:09
Le longue moustache
But is it the Saturday before finals week or is it the Saturday at the end of
Daughter's College Journey
00:38:13
Le longue moustache
finals week?
00:38:13
Chris
It's a Saturday at the end.
00:38:15
Le longue moustache
Oh, that guy's a real jerk.
00:38:16
Chris
Yeah, she'll come home the next day, Sunday.
00:38:19
Le longue moustache
Oh, that's a real jerk move.
00:38:21
Chris
She's like, unless somebody wants to pick me up at like 6.15. No.
00:38:29
Le longue moustache
Let me ask you a question. Are you going to be safe and warm and dry? Yeah, I'll get you Sunday.
00:38:35
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:37
Le longue moustache
So she's not going to do the winter class. ah Oh, already.
00:38:40
Chris
Not this time, because she's switching majors. So, yeah. Yes.
00:38:45
Le longue moustache
What are we going now?
00:38:47
Chris
Music education.
00:38:48
Le longue moustache
Oh, I was over history.
00:38:50
Chris
No. No. Music education.
00:38:55
Le longue moustache
That's, you know, getting your education certificate. That's smart.
00:38:59
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. She's like, gosh, i can I guess I'll have to learn like almost every instrument. I was like, yeah, yeah, you will.
00:39:08
Le longue moustache
Is that how it works?
00:39:09
Chris
Yeah, I mean, if she's going to be a band teacher, she's going to have to know at least the rudimentary functionings of each instrument.
00:39:13
Le longue moustache
Ah, six.
00:39:17
Le longue moustache
Yeah, like six instruments.
00:39:19
Chris
There's the OK.
00:39:21
Le longue moustache
Oh, we're going to do a lot. I learned the xylophone.
00:39:24
Chris
It's a marimba.
00:39:25
Le longue moustache
Come on.
00:39:28
Chris
Yeah, there's marimba in that in the key. I guess they're they're part of percussion, but they're you part of the part. But yeah, there's marimba's vibraphones, glockenspiel's, you name it.
00:39:42
Le longue moustache
I think before you end your tenure with the band, you should require that they let you be the drum major once.
00:39:48
Chris
Oh, no, i I'm my tenure is done.
00:39:50
Le longue moustache
I'm gonna talk to the teacher next time I got there for a call.
00:39:51
Chris
Yeah.
00:39:54
Chris
ah you Yeah, you do that talk.
00:40:00
Le longue moustache
Look, you want this fire put out?
00:40:01
Chris
Hmm.
00:40:01
Le longue moustache
You let Chris Truett be the drum major once.
00:40:03
Chris
Yeah.
00:40:07
Chris
and They've got great drum majors now. Well, one.
00:40:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah, well they still owe you. All these years of pain, I want you to wear a little hat.
00:40:14
Chris
Yeah, Yeah, the drum majors don't wear the little hat.
00:40:15
Le longue moustache
Throw the stick in the air. Well, they wear a bigger hat.
00:40:19
Chris
No, they don't wear a hat at all.
00:40:21
Le longue moustache
they Yes, they certainly do.
00:40:23
Chris
No, they stand up on their drum major stand and conduct.
00:40:25
Le longue moustache
Maybe it's your little rinky dink Parkside school, but real schools drummers wear a bigger hat.
00:40:29
Chris
Yeah.
00:40:31
Chris
Yeah.
00:40:32
Le longue moustache
That's how you know you're ranked in the gym.
00:40:37
Chris
Yeah, and sometimes they'll wear that. What is I can't remember what the cap is called, but it's a no, it's a special hat that.
00:40:41
Le longue moustache
Bearskin.
00:40:45
Le longue moustache
Yeah, let's go bearskin.
00:40:47
Chris
Tote tote.
00:40:48
Le longue moustache
No, it's a bearskin.
00:40:50
Chris
No, it's not a bear skin to.
00:40:54
Le longue moustache
That's it okay, Al.
00:40:54
Chris
I don't know. It's something like that. But yeah, and then they have the feathers in them.
00:40:57
Le longue moustache
I was just in a band for a long time, but it's a bearskin, that's cool.
00:40:59
Chris
But if like if they're marching, I think they'll wear the hats. Justin's a good drum major. He'll do fine.
00:41:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah, but he' you're owed.
00:41:16
Le longue moustache
I just want to be the drum major of a firehouse pipe band.
00:41:18
Chris
There you go.
00:41:21
Le longue moustache
You know. That feels like a good job. but I can swing my arm.
00:41:27
Chris
They have that crazy Scepter baton thing.
00:41:31
Le longue moustache
With the knife on the end.
00:41:32
Chris
Oh, yeah, it looks like he yeah it's yeah.
00:41:33
Le longue moustache
Yeah. You just throw it up and you spin it.
00:41:37
Chris
Yeah.
00:41:37
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:41:38
Chris
and Hope you catch it the right way.
00:41:40
Le longue moustache
I'd hope you catch it.
00:41:41
Chris
Yeah.
00:41:42
Le longue moustache
Because boy, when you don't.
00:41:44
Chris
Let's say.
00:41:44
Le longue moustache
My spray parade was great, three people died.
00:41:49
Chris
Was it side tangent? I'm not a big parade person, but we did watch most of the Macy's Day parade and where it rained this year, it was chaos.
00:41:58
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:41:59
Chris
There are so many people slipping and falling and yeah.
00:42:03
Le longue moustache
I only watched one parade and that's Commerce Day Parade. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. It's because it's fairly and we're cool.
00:42:11
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Well, the Macy's date every day, everything is pre-recorded. They're all lip singing.
00:42:18
Le longue moustache
Right.
00:42:19
Chris
Lame.
00:42:20
Le longue moustache
Well, Mommers do that when they get to their station.
00:42:25
Chris
Yeah.
00:42:25
Le longue moustache
I think it's all pre-recorded, but they play while they're marching.
00:42:28
Chris
Yeah.
00:42:29
Le longue moustache
It depends on what their band is, because I think that the string bands, I think, play the whole time.
00:42:33
Chris
Oh, OK.
00:42:34
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Because they have cause i do the whole little show when they get to little spots.
00:42:40
Chris
Gotcha.
00:42:40
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:42:41
Chris
Yeah, well, it's yeah.
00:42:41
Le longue moustache
Mommers, they prayed. It's definitely worth watching.
00:42:44
Chris
Yeah, is it televised?
00:42:47
Le longue moustache
She said, yes, it's a national treasure, said televised.
00:42:51
Chris
Again, I don't like parades.
00:42:55
Le longue moustache
It's worth watching. Because it's actually the.
00:42:58
Chris
Does it have the Shriners coming around in their little cars?
00:43:01
Le longue moustache
No, it's only mummers. These are like mummers houses that have been around since like the 1800s that.
00:43:06
Chris
No fudders?
00:43:08
Le longue moustache
Nope, just mummers.
00:43:09
Chris
Hmm.
00:43:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah, you know this moment yeah, Yeah, if we born into it.
00:43:13
Chris
Hmm.
00:43:16
Chris
Hmm.
00:43:17
Le longue moustache
Family, you know, it's not true. I think they I think they have a lot of people were born into families, but no so good ah What is a mummer I Like the technical definition more I don't know but they're just like these these guilds of bands that have been around in the Philly area for 200 years and they're mummers like they do
00:43:22
Chris
Yeah. What is a mummer? Yeah.
00:43:46
Le longue moustache
Uh, it's like a certain kind of dress. It's called Mummer's dress. It's a whole thing.
00:43:52
Chris
The parade participants take their name from Mamos, the Greek god of ridicule.
00:43:54
Le longue moustache
Jason Kelsey's dressed.
00:44:00
Le longue moustache
There you go.
00:44:01
Chris
okay
00:44:02
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. Then they enter in like string band competition and then there's like a Mummer's parade. There's all kinds of competitions that they do.
00:44:12
Chris
Hmm.
00:44:13
Le longue moustache
It's pretty cool.
00:44:14
Chris
Yeah.
00:44:14
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. It's a Philly tradition. I don't, I think I'll think anybody else does it. It's only ever seen.
00:44:21
Chris
Yeah, when I looked it up, it said Philadelphia.
00:44:22
Le longue moustache
Yeah. I've only ever seen in Philly.
00:44:26
Le longue moustache
It's cool. It's better. It's definitely a parade better watched on TV than going to life.
00:44:29
Chris
Oh, yeah.
00:44:32
Le longue moustache
It's a it's New Year's day. So usually it's cold and be like, you want to watch the whole event.
00:44:35
Chris
Oof.
Parade Memories
00:44:38
Le longue moustache
You don't want to watch just one little place.
00:44:38
Chris
Yeah.
00:44:41
Chris
Yeah.
00:44:42
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:44:42
Chris
Yeah.
00:44:43
Le longue moustache
We used to go as a kid to live.
00:44:45
Chris
You see, that's the thing yeah going to a parade. I mean, if you're at the wrong spot, you see nothing.
00:44:50
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:44:53
Le longue moustache
And if you have to march in a parade, it is awful.
00:44:56
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:58
Le longue moustache
Yeah. I've done way too many parades in my life.
00:45:02
Chris
Yeah, usually the pic crew, we hand out candy on the parade route. so we would march alongside the band.
00:45:14
Chris
But that was like ah the Salisbury Parade.
00:45:14
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:45:16
Chris
You can't throw candy anymore.
00:45:18
Le longue moustache
Aw, that's sad.
00:45:19
Chris
You have to hand it out.
00:45:22
Le longue moustache
Why?
00:45:22
Chris
Yeah.
00:45:22
Le longue moustache
Somebody kid got hit in the eye or something?
00:45:24
Chris
I am sure.
00:45:26
Le longue moustache
It's probably because one of you maniacs will like sidearm winging it.
00:45:29
Chris
Well, side tangent to that. Thanksgiving dinner. I'm sitting at the end of the table.
00:45:34
Le longue moustache
Oh,
00:45:34
Chris
My darling oldest child is sitting at the other end of the table. I said, hey, can you pass a biscuit?
00:45:41
Le longue moustache
ah please tell me she winged it.
00:45:41
Chris
She winged it. She did like Nolan Ryan. It bounced off my shoulder and the dog caught it out of the air. Yeah.
00:45:51
Le longue moustache
Nice.
00:45:52
Chris
Yeah. And it was a sweet potato biscuit, so it was a little bit denser than a wine roll.
00:45:55
Le longue moustache
And poisonous.
00:45:56
Chris
Yeah. No, delightful. I made homemade. What you call it? Buttermilk sweet potato biscuits.
00:46:05
Le longue moustache
That's gross.
00:46:06
Chris
They were light and fluffy.
00:46:08
Le longue moustache
Poison.
00:46:09
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. but Yeah. Yeah. She, uh, yeah, she threw two rolls that ended up in the dog's gullet. So yeah.
00:46:20
Chris
Yeah. It was like being all C-shift again. I was expecting that.
00:46:23
Le longue moustache
ah Yeah, those maniacs.
00:46:24
Chris
Yeah. Pass the butter and throw it up in the air.
00:46:31
Le longue moustache
Well, I'm ready to move on to topic two because I've kind of been excited since you pre texted me.
00:46:34
Chris
Okay. Yeah. Topic two. Yeah. Well, I didn't want to leave you like, you know, you know, hide that I would have had some time to work
Action Movie Debate
00:46:46
Chris
on this. So I said, I've messaged Ron. I said, Think about ah what movies you associate with some of the you know certain action hero type folks from the 80s and 90s. So I got a list. I'm sure we'll add some to it, but we start with Schwarzenegger.
00:47:05
Le longue moustache
So ah this was the hard one.
00:47:07
Chris
Yeah.
00:47:08
Le longue moustache
He, so you gave me, I'm just going to go, you gave me what six to go through.
00:47:13
Chris
Yeah, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7.
00:47:15
Le longue moustache
Seven and only Schwarzenegger was the really hard choice for me.
00:47:16
Chris
Yeah.
00:47:23
Chris
Yeah.
00:47:23
Le longue moustache
I had to think about this the most and I'm going to go with an eighties movie and it's going to have to be my favorite Arnold movie.
00:47:28
Chris
Yeah.
00:47:32
Le longue moustache
And it's really close because there's There's two amazing, <unk>s I think there's two top two answers, but I'm going to go with Predator.
00:47:36
Chris
yeah
00:47:40
Chris
Ooh, yeah.
00:47:43
Le longue moustache
Look, Terminator 2 is an amazing movie. It's probably, it might even be a better movie, but I can quote Predator. I love Predator.
00:47:52
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's yeah. Predator's mine. I commando was up there for me.
00:47:59
Le longue moustache
Committed was a there's an option in my head. I mean, I even thought of Well, it wasn't an 80s movie but 70s Conan.
00:48:02
Chris
Yeah.
00:48:07
Chris
Oh, yeah.
00:48:07
Le longue moustache
I mean, I love kind of it's amazing Terminator Terminator 2 then that's the end of all the terminers.
00:48:09
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:16
Le longue moustache
There were no of the terminers that were made ah Last action hero love that movie, you know With the eyeball
00:48:19
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which, evidently, the enemy in that, like, gave my wife nightmares as a child. I guess, yeah.
00:48:29
Chris
The weird guy in the raincoat thing?
00:48:30
Le longue moustache
Yeah, that's the guy with the guy from Game of Thrones.
00:48:34
Chris
Yeah.
00:48:35
Le longue moustache
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:37
Chris
Yeah.
00:48:37
Le longue moustache
But Predator, for 80s, like action movie, I don't think you can be Predator.
00:48:39
Chris
Yes.
00:48:45
Chris
Yep.
00:48:49
Chris
No.
00:48:50
Le longue moustache
And technically had one other person on our list in it at one point.
00:48:50
Chris
No.
00:48:54
Chris
The.
00:48:58
Chris
Oh, yes, yes, it did. Yeah, I was at first, I was like, wait, what?
00:49:00
Le longue moustache
Yes I did.
00:49:02
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:04
Le longue moustache
Yeah, yep.
00:49:05
Chris
Yeah.
00:49:06
Le longue moustache
So Predator, my answer.
00:49:06
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
00:49:10
Le longue moustache
Jesse the Muddy.
00:49:12
Chris
Yeah.
00:49:12
Le longue moustache
Come on.
00:49:13
Chris
Carl Weathers.
00:49:14
Le longue moustache
Cole Weathers.
00:49:16
Chris
The. that crazy animal Mac, dry shaving to calm himself down.
00:49:21
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:26
Chris
Like what do you do to soothe yourself?
00:49:27
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:49:28
Chris
I shave dry.
00:49:29
Le longue moustache
ah shave with a big razor yeah in a jungle where i'm just giving myself staph infections constantly this was the second one i had a two options for it's like i when i when chris texted me this i was like i have answers for all of these and saloon
00:49:31
Chris
Better paired in my pocket through this jungle. it Yeah. Yes, let's say if the predator didn't get him, he would have had staff. Yeah.
00:49:45
Chris
So how about Stallone?
00:49:52
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:59
Le longue moustache
I have to go with Rambo, first blood.
00:50:00
Chris
OK. OK.
00:50:02
Le longue moustache
I have to go with first blood.
00:50:04
Chris
Yeah.
00:50:05
Le longue moustache
I mean, purely on action movie.
00:50:09
Chris
Yeah.
00:50:09
Le longue moustache
I think that the other answer would have been demolition man.
00:50:12
Chris
Yeah, see, I'm demolition man and um Judge Dredd.
00:50:17
Le longue moustache
Judge Dred, another great answer.
00:50:19
Chris
Yeah, I.
00:50:20
Le longue moustache
but Like Rambo for setting the tropes of every 80s action movie. Like you can't beat Rambo.
00:50:25
Chris
he Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:28
Le longue moustache
I mean, it's parodied by Charlie Sheen. I mean, Rambo is...
00:50:30
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:33
Le longue moustache
and First Blood is actually an amazing movie.
00:50:36
Chris
Yeah.
00:50:36
Le longue moustache
Rambo 2 is where it goes off the rails, but First Blood is great.
00:50:36
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not over the top or Cobra.
00:50:46
Le longue moustache
I really like Cobra. Over the top's fine.
00:50:48
Chris
Now. Yeah, I'm a truck driver that works out in the truck.
00:50:52
Le longue moustache
Yeah, yeah. um
00:50:56
Chris
Yeah, see, ah demolition man is just because it because you also get Wesley Snipes in that.
00:51:02
Le longue moustache
You'd get a ah great Wesley Snipes movie who, by the way, needs to be on this list.
00:51:06
Chris
Well, he was he was definitely going to be added.
00:51:09
Le longue moustache
Yeah, OK.
00:51:10
Chris
Yeah.
00:51:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Because I have an answer for Wesley Snipes.
00:51:11
Chris
Yeah, because for him, it's either this or yeah.
00:51:15
Le longue moustache
um Excuse me, I think there's there another movie that you're forgetting about for Wesley Snipes, but that's fine.
00:51:16
Chris
Yeah, you get that.
00:51:21
Le longue moustache
We'll get to it.
00:51:22
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, you get the Taco Bell, you get the three seashells. Yeah.
00:51:32
Le longue moustache
Dennis Leary.
00:51:33
Chris
Oh, that's right.
00:51:35
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:51:35
Chris
And the rat burger.
00:51:36
Le longue moustache
You get, you know, Sandra Bullock. but Probably her second best movie of the 80s and 90s.
00:51:40
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:45
Chris
Yeah.
00:51:46
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:51:47
Chris
This and speed.
00:51:49
Le longue moustache
Yeah. speeds So boy.
00:51:50
Chris
Yeah.
00:51:53
Chris
All right. How about Jean-Claude Van Damme?
00:52:01
Le longue moustache
Great movies. None of them are good.
00:52:02
Chris
Street Fighter is probably the best.
00:52:04
Le longue moustache
Street Fighter is not good. I'm gonna have to go with Bloodsport.
00:52:10
Chris
Yes, yep.
00:52:12
Le longue moustache
Uh, such a good movie.
00:52:14
Chris
Yeah.
00:52:14
Le longue moustache
So, I mean, it's such a bad movie that's a good movie. Right. It's got Ogre from ne Reg of the Nerds.
00:52:20
Chris
Yeah.
00:52:21
Le longue moustache
Um, it's Van...
00:52:22
Chris
loosely based on a true story.
00:52:24
Le longue moustache
Yeah, and it's Van Damme being the most Van Damme you can be.
00:52:27
Chris
Yeah.
00:52:28
Le longue moustache
Because legitimately, Of all, of all the action stars, Van Dam and Chuck Norris, real martial artists, right?
00:52:39
Chris
Yes.
00:52:40
Le longue moustache
Like, and that was Van Dam being prime Van Dam martial arts.
00:52:41
Chris
Yep.
00:52:44
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:46
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Blood sport.
00:52:47
Chris
Yeah.
00:52:47
Le longue moustache
It's gotta be blood sport.
00:52:48
Chris
The Kuma Tae and
00:52:50
Le longue moustache
Heimkop was also on the list.
00:52:52
Chris
There's never enough time Yeah Yeah, that's true Yeah, yeah, and that's the thing.
00:52:54
Le longue moustache
There's never enough time. And also, how many other Belgians do you know that are famous? Yeah.
00:53:02
Chris
Yeah, his movies were good when it was focused on his martial arts like yeah kickboxer Yeah, I I mean it's not a great movie but always like cyborg Yeah, yeah Um
00:53:09
Le longue moustache
Kickbox was a great movie. um That's the end of the list.
00:53:16
Le longue moustache
Oh, I don't really like Cyborg. Yeah. Yeah. I think the one we're going to have contention on is coming up with a product there.
00:53:22
Chris
universal soldier that was interesting.
00:53:25
Le longue moustache
It was fine.
00:53:26
Chris
Yeah, yeah, Dolph Lundgren.
00:53:28
Le longue moustache
that It was fine. It's this ah still bloodsport for me.
00:53:33
Chris
Yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah, Bloodsport is definitely the pinnacle of GCVD.
00:53:35
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:53:37
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:53:39
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:53:41
Chris
Kurt Russell.
00:53:44
Le longue moustache
I love this movie. I know it's bad. ah It is my favorite Cars of Russell movie. I will watch it any time of year.
00:53:51
Chris
Yeah.
00:53:52
Le longue moustache
That movie is Big Trouble, Little China.
00:53:54
Chris
Absolutely. There you go. Yep.
00:53:58
Le longue moustache
ah Such a good movie. And look, I also love Escape from New York.
00:53:59
Chris
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.
00:54:03
Le longue moustache
Tango and Cash.
00:54:05
Chris
Oh, tango and cash.
00:54:06
Le longue moustache
Great movie.
00:54:07
Chris
Yeah. Him and Stallone. That's a good pull.
00:54:09
Le longue moustache
M.N. Salome. It's a good movie.
00:54:11
Chris
Yeah.
00:54:13
Le longue moustache
ah Stargate. Great movie.
00:54:16
Chris
Yeah. Um, soldier.
00:54:17
Le longue moustache
But Soldier. Yep. Yeah. That's ah actually a really good. That's a much better movie than you would think.
00:54:25
Chris
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:54:28
Chris
Yeah.
00:54:29
Le longue moustache
Yeah, but, ah I mean, such a good movie.
00:54:29
Chris
Backdraft.
00:54:34
Le longue moustache
So accurately.
00:54:34
Chris
Yeah.
00:54:36
Le longue moustache
Prepaid.
00:54:37
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big trouble in China is just.
00:54:42
Le longue moustache
Yeah, it's, it's pictorial talk to us.
00:54:42
Chris
It's hokey. It's. Yeah. Yeah. And evidently like the guy watched something that they had like a bunch of behind the scenes things.
00:54:53
Chris
And it was like for that one scene where Kurt Russell was like in the brothel, he had to flew that day. And that's why he looked all sweaty and haggard.
00:55:01
Le longue moustache
ah Really I just love the the little L that everybody does is like that's how they're saying cool L this riding Yeah, and that freaking monster the orange orangutan freaked me out as a kid Yeah, yeah So but that's my answer big trouble little child
00:55:02
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:10
Chris
Yeah. The pork chop express. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:55:22
Chris
Yeah. Yeah, this jaw was too long. Yeah.
00:55:30
Chris
yeah Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:31
Le longue moustache
Hands down, Basket Russell movie.
00:55:33
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was it? There was, there was a, um, the guy that played the, what was the sidekick? Wang?
00:55:43
Le longue moustache
Whack, yep.
00:55:43
Chris
Wing? Wang? That was a, I want to say that Jackie Chan was looked at for that.
00:55:49
Le longue moustache
Huh.
00:55:50
Chris
But they're like, we'll just cast yeah this guy. I think yeah he did a great job.
00:55:55
Le longue moustache
Yeah, I don't think I ever saw and anything else ever again.
00:55:58
Chris
Probably not.
00:55:59
Le longue moustache
Kim Cottrell's that movie?
00:56:00
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:01
Le longue moustache
yeah coming off of mannequin or going into mannequin i think it was coming off a mannequin yeah yeah yeah such a good movie oh man so i have a real fondness
00:56:02
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:06
Chris
Yeah, I think so. Two girls with green eyes. Now I'm going to watch Big Trouble in Little China today. Well, speaking of Jackie chant jackie Chan.
00:56:26
Le longue moustache
for old-school Jackie J weeks. I think a lot of people are gonna go with like rush hour as the best Jackie Chan movie.
00:56:30
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:32
Chris
Oh, no.
00:56:35
Le longue moustache
I'm gonna go with Drunken Monk.
00:56:38
Chris
Which one?
00:56:39
Le longue moustache
I think it's called Drunken Monk.
00:56:40
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:41
Le longue moustache
Yeah, I love that like old-school crappy kung fu.
00:56:45
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:46
Le longue moustache
I don't know what channel it was but Saturday nights used to be kung fu nights and I would watch kung fu movies all the time and I loved Jackie Chan kung fu movies.
00:56:49
Chris
Oh.
00:56:53
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:55
Chris
Yeah, yes, they always like rumble in the Bronx.
00:56:59
Le longue moustache
ro rockx it I think the problem is after he stopped making like kung fu movies, he just made Jackie Chan movies.
00:57:08
Chris
Yeah. Yeah, but I like his whole the way he uses the environment and bounces.
00:57:09
Le longue moustache
You know.
00:57:12
Le longue moustache
Yep.
00:57:13
Chris
You know, just it's that flow style or I mean, even like an old school ah with police story.
00:57:13
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
00:57:18
Le longue moustache
Mm-hmm.
00:57:22
Chris
So, yeah.
00:57:23
Le longue moustache
Police stories good. What's the, uh, what's the one I haven't owned, Wilson? Shanghai Nights.
00:57:27
Chris
Yes.
00:57:30
Le longue moustache
Yeah. It's not a bad movie.
00:57:32
Chris
No.
00:57:33
Le longue moustache
but snow ah It's It's not an old tool coming from enough for me.
00:57:37
Chris
now No, no.
00:57:38
Le longue moustache
But I think a lot lot of people probably know him from Rush Hour more than any other movie.
00:57:44
Chris
Yeah.
00:57:46
Le longue moustache
I would say.
00:57:48
Chris
Yeah, no, I would agree.
00:57:50
Le longue moustache
But I'm going to all joke about it. Anyways.
00:57:51
Chris
Yeah.
00:57:54
Chris
Mel Gibson.
00:57:58
Le longue moustache
So.
00:58:00
Chris
Do you go?
00:58:01
Le longue moustache
There's a disclaimer because you said 80s and 90s.
00:58:03
Chris
Yes.
00:58:05
Le longue moustache
Which makes Mel Gibson ineligible for his best movie?
00:58:11
Le longue moustache
Right? Because Mad Max is 78?
00:58:15
Chris
Yeah.
00:58:16
Le longue moustache
eight
00:58:16
Chris
78.
00:58:17
Le longue moustache
I think somewhere in there?
00:58:18
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:20
Le longue moustache
So I think when I thought about it, it's Lethal Weapon 2.
00:58:22
Chris
Yeah.
00:58:25
Chris
Yeah.
00:58:27
Le longue moustache
I love Lethal Weapon 1, but Lethal Weapon 2 is a better movie.
00:58:30
Chris
Yes.
00:58:31
Le longue moustache
Uh, and I was thinking about what other action movies are Mel Gibson is Yeah,
00:58:37
Chris
Braveheart?
00:58:39
Le longue moustache
pretty far it's a good movie that's fair But it's still like when I think Lethal Weapon Or Mel Gibson, I think Lethal Weapon or Mad Max But
00:58:49
Chris
yeah Yeah, Mad Max is usually the first I think of.
00:58:53
Le longue moustache
I had to take God Max out of it I mean I could have gone Mad Max, you know too, but you know, I think you gotta go Lethal Weapon
00:58:55
Chris
Yeah.
00:59:02
Le longue moustache
And I'm going specifically to leave the weapon too. It's got the Germans.
00:59:06
Chris
Yeah, and well, and you also have I don't think lethal weapon would be nearly as good as it is if you didn't have Danny Glover aside him.
00:59:15
Le longue moustache
Oh, no. Yeah, no, Danny Glover is more important than I mean, Danny Glover spawned a trope that has outlasted his whole career because of that.
00:59:28
Chris
Yeah.
00:59:28
Le longue moustache
I thought the on one day from retirement.
00:59:31
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:59:31
Le longue moustache
You know that that's a trope that's been around since those movies and everybody knows Yeah, yeah, he's in his 30s in like the first lead the weapon yeah Yeah, it's crazy such a good movie though actually all of it It was an 81 yeah Really
00:59:35
Chris
And he was what, like 32, 34.
00:59:42
Chris
ah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I see I go Mad Max Road Warrior because I wasn't 81. Yeah, I think Road Warrior is better than the original Mad Max. Yes.
01:00:02
Le longue moustache
That's an interesting call, because if I was going to say any Mad Max is better than the original, it's going to be Thunderdome.
01:00:10
Chris
No.
01:00:10
Le longue moustache
That is the schlockiest Mad Max of all the Mad Maxes.
01:00:13
Chris
It it is.
01:00:14
Le longue moustache
That's like the most Mad Max, Mad Max. Cause now like we think of Mad Max as like over the top apocalypse, right?
01:00:18
Chris
and It's definitely schlocky.
01:00:23
Chris
Yeah.
01:00:24
Le longue moustache
That's Thunderdome.
01:00:24
Chris
Yeah, I mean, yeah, Thunderdome is, yeah, over the top. I mean, yeah, they're powering an entire city on pig crap and.
01:00:29
Le longue moustache
Right, yeah, like it's a whole thing, like the Blaster Master, everything is over the top crazy apocalypse.
01:00:33
Chris
Oh, gosh, yeah.
01:00:37
Chris
Yeah.
01:00:39
Le longue moustache
To me, that's the better Mad Max that becomes the more Mad Max that we know today.
01:00:45
Chris
Yeah.
01:00:45
Le longue moustache
Yeah. But I'm going to go with Lethal Weapon.
01:00:48
Chris
Leave the weapon.
01:00:49
Le longue moustache
Braveheart's a great movie.
01:00:50
Chris
Yeah.
01:00:51
Le longue moustache
The Patriot is a shit movie.
01:00:54
Chris
Patriot, is that the one?
01:00:54
Le longue moustache
Yeah. It's the Mac Revolution, everyone.
01:00:57
Chris
Yeah, where he's got the hatchet. He melts down the little figures to.
01:00:59
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:01:01
Le longue moustache
yeah yeah yeah Yep, yep, yep.
01:01:01
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:07
Chris
All right. I threw this one in there for fun. Steven Seagal.
01:01:13
Le longue moustache
It's not for fun. He was a legitimate action star.
01:01:16
Chris
For a bit.
01:01:18
Le longue moustache
For a bit.
01:01:18
Chris
What was the I can't think of what it under siege that's.
01:01:22
Le longue moustache
but let's Under Siege is a great movie.
01:01:25
Chris
Yep.
01:01:25
Le longue moustache
It's Tommy Lee Jones being really wacked up. It's the only Tommy e Lee Jones movie that he doesn't play Tommy Lee Jones.
01:01:27
Chris
Yes.
01:01:32
Chris
Yeah, I guess you're right.
01:01:34
Le longue moustache
Yeah. It's the only, I mean, look, Tommy Jones is great. I love him. It's great in everything he does, but he plays not only Jones and everything, except under siege.
01:01:42
Chris
Yeah.
01:01:44
Le longue moustache
He is whacked out in that movie.
01:01:44
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:46
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:01:47
Chris
Yeah.
01:01:48
Le longue moustache
Uh, not my answer.
01:01:49
Chris
OK.
01:01:50
Le longue moustache
but My answer is marked for death.
01:01:52
Chris
Yeah, that's a that's a good pick.
01:01:54
Le longue moustache
It's a great, that's the one where he gets, they think he's dead. He goes in a coma.
01:01:58
Chris
Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he's like, yeah, he's got to like, yeah, he's got to like rebuild himself pretty much.
01:02:01
Le longue moustache
They kill his family, I think.
01:02:06
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:02:07
Chris
Yeah.
01:02:07
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Great. Steven. Steven. Also supposedly was at one time a legitimate martial artist. Not anymore.
01:02:16
Chris
Yeah.
01:02:17
Le longue moustache
All right, Steve. And I know you're hearing this. You probably still kick my ass. It doesn't really prove a point.
01:02:22
Chris
I could take him.
01:02:24
Le longue moustache
What was the one where Steven Seagal was like half like he blown up and then he was adopted by the Eskimos and he was like, Michael Kane was in it.
01:02:35
Chris
Oh, what was that?
01:02:37
Le longue moustache
There was like an environmental movie.
01:02:39
Chris
Yes.
01:02:40
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Um, I don't remember that. It was called Michael Caine. It's just like a Google.
01:02:49
Chris
on deadly ground.
01:02:49
Le longue moustache
I mean, Oh, there you go. Yeah. This is a good one too. I had the crazy bar scene where he like teaches the guy lessons.
01:02:53
Chris
yeah
01:02:56
Le longue moustache
That was the problem with Steven Seagal.
01:02:56
Chris
yeah
01:02:57
Le longue moustache
He was always trying to be smug and teaching lessons.
01:02:59
Chris
Billy Bob Thornton was in that.
01:03:01
Le longue moustache
I think that's the guy he beats up in the bar.
01:03:04
Chris
is ah know His Carlton is his name. It has a 4.6 on IMBD and a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes.
01:03:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah Yeah, wow it's a steve seagull movie i think The internet Uh, I don't remember him being I do john.
01:03:17
Chris
John McGinley, Arlie Ermey was in it?
01:03:23
Le longue moustache
I don't remember john again leaving it It's been a while since I think the trope of steve seagull movies are bad has affected the internet with Ignoring but there were good steve seagull movies at times
01:03:25
Chris
yeah
01:03:31
Chris
yeah Wesley Snipes. yeah
01:03:38
Chris
um wesley snipes
01:03:41
Le longue moustache
All right, we got yeah conversations here.
01:03:45
Chris
Yeah, because there's demolition man.
01:03:48
Le longue moustache
Well, there's 1998's greatest movie of all time. It's probably my answer because there's no better movie than Blade.
01:03:56
Chris
Yeah, he was very good in Blade.
01:03:59
Le longue moustache
but Very good.
01:04:03
Chris
He was so good that they canceled the most recent Blade movie because in Deadpool Wolverine, he said there's only one blade.
01:04:11
Le longue moustache
Did they cancel the movie? I didn't even know that.
01:04:13
Chris
Oh, it's been indefinitely paused, it sounds like.
01:04:16
Le longue moustache
Really?
01:04:16
Chris
Yeah.
01:04:18
Le longue moustache
He's so good that he could play Blade tomorrow.
01:04:22
Chris
Yeah.
01:04:23
Le longue moustache
Right, like, he is so good in Blade.
01:04:27
Chris
Yeah.
01:04:28
Le longue moustache
Blade is probably the second best movie that comes out of 1998.
01:04:28
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:34
Le longue moustache
um
01:04:34
Chris
What would the first be?
01:04:36
Le longue moustache
There are other, uh, save and pry Ryan.
01:04:39
Chris
Oh, oh, yes. Yes.
01:04:40
Le longue moustache
Yeah, there's other movies that I think was the same as great in Yes, Marshalls is good ah what's the one with Sean Connery executive decision a
01:04:41
Chris
yeah
01:04:46
Chris
Yeah, like U.S. Marshals.
01:04:52
Chris
Oh. Oh, I thought it was Red Sun or something.
01:04:57
Le longue moustache
Red Sun, yep, and then What's the one where he says always bet on black
01:04:58
Chris
Yeah.
01:05:05
Chris
Oh, I don't know. Snipes, oh, wait, whoa.
01:05:13
Le longue moustache
I'm sorry, now I'm looking it up and I look at the passenger 57.
01:05:14
Chris
That was from passenger 57.
01:05:18
Le longue moustache
Yep.
01:05:18
Chris
Yeah, that's right.
01:05:19
Le longue moustache
Yep. It's a good movie.
01:05:20
Chris
Yeah.
01:05:21
Le longue moustache
Uh, devilish man is an amazing answer. It's a great movie.
01:05:24
Chris
Yeah.
01:05:25
Le longue moustache
It's a fun movie to watch.
01:05:26
Chris
God, he's so crazy in it.
01:05:28
Le longue moustache
Yeah. I mean, he's a new Jack city for God's sakes. Who's an women.
01:05:30
Chris
Yeah.
01:05:31
Le longue moustache
Good job. Uh, it's a major league, but
01:05:32
Chris
Yeah. Oh yeah. Major League. Yeah.
01:05:37
Le longue moustache
I gotta go with blade.
01:05:38
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:05:39
Le longue moustache
Um, it's such a good movie.
01:05:43
Chris
It is. Yeah.
01:05:44
Le longue moustache
um it's probably still top five best comic book movies yeah i mean and we're like in the era of comic movies and still most of them aren't as good as blade so that's something that says something right says something yeah and like i think the really advantage that he had was
01:05:53
Chris
Yeah. Right. It says something. Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:13
Le longue moustache
No one really knew the Blade comic book character.
01:06:16
Chris
Yeah. So there were no preconceived notions or build up or yeah.
01:06:19
Le longue moustache
Right. People weren't walking going, you're not Superman. Because everybody's like, that motherfucker's Blade.
01:06:23
Chris
Right. Yeah. yeah
01:06:26
Le longue moustache
Right?
01:06:28
Le longue moustache
Yeah, so it's gotta be Blade. I mean, as much as I love it, that was your man. And passion for the seven.
01:06:33
Chris
Yeah.
01:06:35
Le longue moustache
like that Yeah, it's Blade.
01:06:38
Chris
Yeah.
01:06:41
Chris
Try a thing.
01:06:42
Le longue moustache
I have two more people to add to the list.
01:06:44
Chris
Okay. Yeah.
01:06:46
Le longue moustache
Tom Hanks. I feel like he doesn't get any credit for reading any of the action movies. Say you're probably right, it's an epic of the 90s.
01:06:53
Chris
ah Yeah. Yeah. It is. Yeah.
01:06:57
Le longue moustache
It's so good that that movie looks like it's still, it could be, it was made today.
01:07:01
Chris
Oh, yeah yeah.
01:07:04
Le longue moustache
And he's really good at it.
01:07:07
Chris
Yeah.
01:07:08
Le longue moustache
Yeah. ah And Sandra Bullock.
01:07:09
Chris
Yeah. Tom. Oh, I thought you were gonna say Tom Cruise.
01:07:13
Le longue moustache
No, I'm going to go Sandra Bullock because my other ad picked to add.
01:07:15
Chris
Okay. Yeah.
Action Stars Revered
01:07:18
Le longue moustache
Because I think you're just ignoring speed.
01:07:20
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:22
Le longue moustache
She's really good at speed.
01:07:23
Chris
Yeah, she is.
01:07:23
Le longue moustache
And she's really good at demolition. rate It's kind of crazy that three people were talking about for a demolition man.
01:07:29
Chris
Yeah.
01:07:29
Le longue moustache
So that's all about that movie.
01:07:31
Chris
It does, is us.
01:07:32
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:07:33
Chris
Yeah, it's got oh, so from Beetlejuice.
01:07:35
Le longue moustache
It's got Otha for Bo-Heel Juice. Yeah. It's got Rob Schneider.
01:07:39
Chris
Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:07:40
Le longue moustache
Before he became a weird person.
01:07:43
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
01:07:44
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:07:44
Chris
Or weirder.
01:07:45
Le longue moustache
Weirder person, I guess. Yeah.
01:07:47
Chris
Yeah.
01:07:48
Le longue moustache
But I would give her... I'm gonna put her in for that one.
01:07:49
Chris
God, he was in that he was also in a fifth element.
01:07:51
Le longue moustache
Judge. He was also in... No, he was in Judge Dredd.
01:07:54
Chris
Or just judgment, judgment, yes, yes, yeah.
01:07:55
Le longue moustache
There's another one. Bruce Wharton asked, we didn't say Bruce Willis.
01:07:58
Chris
Bruce Willis, yeah, yeah.
01:07:59
Le longue moustache
Holy nuts. Ah.
01:08:01
Chris
Which I mean, ah, I want to go die hard, but.
01:08:08
Chris
I don't know.
01:08:10
Le longue moustache
What are you going to go other than Die Hard? Fifth Element?
01:08:13
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:14
Le longue moustache
That's a good movie.
01:08:15
Chris
Yeah, but I think die hard is more the showing Bruce Willis as the action.
01:08:22
Le longue moustache
I mean, my favorite Bruce Willis movie is Hudson Hawk.
01:08:25
Chris
Oh, such a great movie. God, I love that movie.
01:08:28
Le longue moustache
Everybody hates that movie but me.
01:08:30
Chris
What? No, I love that movie. That's a great movie.
01:08:31
Le longue moustache
ah all of All of my friends, and including my wife, hate that movie.
01:08:35
Chris
Oh, my gosh, yeah.
01:08:36
Le longue moustache
I love it. ah
01:08:37
Chris
Yeah, we got yeah ah got like three minutes, 27 seconds. Swing it on the star. Swing it on the star.
01:08:41
Le longue moustache
swing another star. Yeah, it's so good.
01:08:46
Chris
wow like Yeah.
01:08:47
Le longue moustache
But Bruce Willis, man, Die Hard is such a good movie and there's three of those movies that are good.
01:08:50
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:54
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:58
Chris
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Three of them. Yep. I will definitely give you that.
01:09:02
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Die Hard 2 is fine.
01:09:06
Chris
Well, I heard two is just I heard one in an airport.
01:09:07
Le longue moustache
Die Hard
01:09:10
Le longue moustache
Yeah, direct three is wicked better.
01:09:13
Chris
Yeah. Samuel Jackson.
01:09:14
Le longue moustache
Say no, Jackson, it's really good that I'm trying to look at other Bruce Willis movies that we're not going to miss out on.
01:09:17
Chris
Yeah.
01:09:21
Chris
Um, well, what was the one? Oh, gosh, I can't think the name of it. He was a.
01:09:28
Le longue moustache
The Last Boy Scout.
01:09:29
Chris
Like but last Boy Scouts, a great movie.
01:09:31
Le longue moustache
Great movie.
01:09:32
Chris
um There's one that he is a. Like a cop on the river.
01:09:37
Le longue moustache
Striking distance.
01:09:38
Chris
Yes, yes.
01:09:39
Le longue moustache
Yes. It's a Pittsburgh police, river policeman.
01:09:41
Chris
Yep, yep, yeah.
01:09:42
Le longue moustache
Yeah. A pulp fiction.
01:09:45
Chris
Yeah, I was never a huge Pulp Fiction fan, but it's cut definitely got some good moments.
01:09:45
Le longue moustache
Um, 12 monkeys. The Jackal.
01:09:51
Chris
God, that was such a weird movie. So, side tangent to that, have you seen the Day of the Jackal ah series that's on Prime Video?
01:09:54
Le longue moustache
I love the Jackal.
01:10:02
Le longue moustache
I have not.
01:10:03
Chris
Yeah, it's actually good.
01:10:06
Le longue moustache
Okay.
01:10:06
Chris
Evidently, it's closer to the original book than the Bruce Willis movie was.
01:10:13
Le longue moustache
Well, Christmas really was good.
01:10:15
Chris
Yeah, it was. So, yeah, that's what I was trying to figure out. I was like, this like before, after, and it's Just the, oh know I don't know, like I said, closer telling or whatever from the book.
01:10:25
Chris
But yeah, it's the jackals good.
01:10:29
Le longue moustache
Oh, I have somebody else we have to add to the list.
01:10:30
Chris
What?
01:10:33
Chris
Who's that?
01:10:34
Le longue moustache
Because I feel like if you don't add this person to the list of 80s and 90s action stars, you're a bad person.
01:10:41
Chris
Michael Beal.
01:10:42
Le longue moustache
Sigourney Weaver.
01:10:43
Chris
Oh, Sigourney, but yeah. Yeah.
01:10:47
Le longue moustache
Now, there's a tough call here because, do you go aliens or do you go alien?
01:10:47
Chris
And her and Michael Beal in Aliens.
01:10:58
Chris
I feel she was. Tougher in aliens.
01:11:04
Le longue moustache
It's a better movie.
01:11:06
Chris
Yeah.
01:11:06
Le longue moustache
It's a, it's the more action movie of the two.
01:11:10
Chris
Yes, oh, yeah, yeah.
01:11:11
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Oh, Peter Weller.
01:11:14
Chris
Peter Weller.
01:11:16
Le longue moustache
Peter Weller for Robocop. I mean, you don't get better than a Robocop for an 80s action movie.
01:11:17
Chris
Yeah, RoboCop, yeah.
01:11:24
Chris
That was such a.
01:11:26
Le longue moustache
Oh! And we also can't move on without talking about my favorite action star of the 80s. And I'm seeing how far down of this list a person gets. Oh no, that's very far.
01:11:39
Le longue moustache
Oh no!
01:11:39
Chris
Oh, because Peter Weller, he also had Abyss.
01:11:42
Le longue moustache
yeah no that's uh that's uh not robert devall god damn it uh the guy from um truman show um ed he was
01:11:44
Chris
Oh, no, no, no, no. That's all what's his face. Yeah.
01:11:50
Chris
i Yeah.
01:11:56
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. But Peter Weller was in Adventures of Buckshot Buckaroo or Buckaroo Banzai.
01:12:02
Le longue moustache
ah so bandza yeah
01:12:03
Chris
Yeah.
01:12:05
Chris
Yeah.
01:12:07
Le longue moustache
Um, Christopher Lambert. Come on. Highlander.
01:12:11
Chris
Oh, okay.
01:12:11
Le longue moustache
1986.
01:12:11
Chris
Yeah. I was like, yeah.
01:12:13
Le longue moustache
It's, I will say, and I love that movie. I have fondness for that movie.
01:12:18
Chris
yeah I the show.
01:12:19
Le longue moustache
It's hard to watch. It's, the show was good. The show was good, but the first movie was pretty good.
01:12:24
Chris
Yeah. you Yeah.
01:12:27
Le longue moustache
Um, Terminator.
01:12:29
Chris
Yeah.
01:12:31
Le longue moustache
Death Wish was in the 80s.
01:12:31
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. yeah
01:12:35
Le longue moustache
and That that's what was a little um Past our time like it was like more for our parents.
01:12:43
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:46
Le longue moustache
Oh the Dolph Lundgren Punisher 1989 It was pretty good was Probably not the best Dolph Lundgren movie because he was in Rocky Yeah, that would break you missing.
01:12:46
Chris
Yeah.
01:12:49
Chris
That was pretty good.
01:12:59
Chris
Yeah. I would break you.
01:13:02
Le longue moustache
Oh, we didn't ask ah
01:13:03
Chris
And he's a rocket scientist or something.
01:13:05
Le longue moustache
yes sir rock
01:13:08
Chris
He's London's got degrees.
01:13:08
Le longue moustache
sub that Yeah, he's got a degree in physics or something. ah Chuck Norris?
01:13:13
Chris
Yeah. Yeah, I and thought about putting him on there, but.
01:13:20
Le longue moustache
Missing in action? Delta Force?
01:13:22
Chris
Yeah, I mean, missing in actions, probably.
01:13:22
Le longue moustache
Come on.
01:13:25
Le longue moustache
It's got...
01:13:25
Chris
Oh.
01:13:27
Le longue moustache
Delta Force pretty good.
01:13:28
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:29
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:13:36
Chris
Yeah, we grew up in the times of action movies.
01:13:36
Le longue moustache
some of these movies ago
01:13:39
Chris
I guess now they're grown up in the comic boom movies.
01:13:42
Le longue moustache
Now you got still John Wick It's kind of crazy that Keanu Reeves is an action star now Like he was in speed it's kind of an action movie But he was also a Bill and Ted's
01:13:45
Chris
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Hmm.
01:14:00
Chris
Yeah, that's the thing.
01:14:04
Le longue moustache
Point break? Oh!
01:14:06
Chris
Yeah, point.
01:14:08
Le longue moustache
I guess we gotta put Harrison Ford on the list.
01:14:12
Chris
Yeah, I mean,
01:14:14
Le longue moustache
I mean...
01:14:15
Chris
I Indiana Jones.
01:14:16
Le longue moustache
He's Harrison Ford. It's gotta to be an Ed Jones.
01:14:19
Chris
Yeah.
01:14:19
Le longue moustache
As an action movie.
01:14:21
Chris
Yes. Yeah. But with a clear and present danger.
01:14:26
Le longue moustache
Critic was the best danger? Critic movie?
01:14:27
Chris
Yeah.
01:14:28
Le longue moustache
Yeah, the whole Jack Ryan series.
01:14:30
Chris
Yeah.
01:14:30
Le longue moustache
Actually, I like all of those movies.
01:14:32
Chris
Yep.
01:14:34
Le longue moustache
Yeah, they're all good.
01:14:35
Chris
The running man.
01:14:36
Le longue moustache
I don't count Tom Cruise as an action star, and I don't know why.
01:14:40
Chris
No, but he he is in good movies.
01:14:43
Le longue moustache
He's in good movies and he's in action movies because he's in the frickin' and Mission Impossible movies.
01:14:46
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:52
Le longue moustache
And, I mean...
01:14:55
Le longue moustache
Oh, Van Dam and Legion. Legionnaire. Oh, I forgot about that movie.
01:14:57
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:15:02
Chris
Yeah.
01:15:04
Chris
Oh, gosh.
01:15:06
Le longue moustache
try Look through Jackie Chan Bruce Lee was dead by then On the way of the dragon, but I think that's in the 70s
01:15:07
Chris
Yeah, that's, um, no, personally, it was 85 at least. just and
01:15:20
Chris
Yeah.
01:15:25
Le longue moustache
Not counting Pacino, I don't care who you're
01:15:27
Chris
No. Patrick Swayze. Yeah, had Roadhouse, Red Dawn.
01:15:32
Le longue moustache
Roadhouse Oh, it's Roadhouse. It's Roadhouse.
01:15:35
Chris
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:15:37
Le longue moustache
The Red Dawn's great, but it's Roadhouse.
01:15:38
Chris
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:15:43
Le longue moustache
I mean, come on. End of new one is a domination compared to the old one.
01:15:47
Chris
Yeah, I haven't watched the new one.
01:15:48
Le longue moustache
Yeah. i We tried to watch a couple minutes of the work.
01:15:51
Chris
Yeah,
01:15:54
Le longue moustache
Yeah. It's... Oh, Point Break 2. Oh, man.
01:15:57
Chris
yeah point break was good.
01:15:57
Le longue moustache
Such a good movie. Yeah.
01:16:02
Le longue moustache
The Black Dog movie was okay.
01:16:04
Chris
Yeah.
01:16:05
Le longue moustache
so so
01:16:06
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:06
Le longue moustache
yeah
01:16:07
Chris
Next of kin.
01:16:11
Le longue moustache
Oh Denzel Washington, does he count as an action star back then?
01:16:14
Chris
I don't know.
01:16:16
Le longue moustache
He's more of a drama star.
01:16:17
Chris
Yeah.
01:16:19
Le longue moustache
He's in glory though. Glory could be considered an action movie.
01:16:23
Chris
Yeah.
01:16:24
Le longue moustache
I mean, it's a pretty good movie.
01:16:29
Chris
Yeah.
01:16:32
Le longue moustache
Brad Pitt.
01:16:32
Chris
What was that?
01:16:36
Chris
Yeah, I mean, I.
01:16:38
Le longue moustache
I'm trying to think of the 90s movies that you would consider an action movie.
01:16:39
Chris
Yeah.
01:16:43
Chris
All right. What was that crazy?
01:16:46
Le longue moustache
Fight Club. I mean, Fight Club. That's 1999.
01:16:48
Chris
Yeah, Fight Club is amazing.
01:16:51
Le longue moustache
Yeah. I think you have to put it on the list because of Fight Club.
01:16:55
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
01:16:56
Le longue moustache
Set in Delaware.
01:16:59
Chris
That's true.
01:17:00
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:17:02
Chris
What was that crazy Tom Selleck movie that had like the robots?
01:17:05
Le longue moustache
Oh, with the with the robots, with Gene Simmons?
01:17:08
Chris
Yeah, Runaway.
01:17:09
Le longue moustache
It's Runaway, yep.
01:17:12
Chris
Yeah.
01:17:12
Le longue moustache
Yeah, Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons in a movie.
01:17:15
Chris
Yeah.
01:17:15
Le longue moustache
And it's, run it's yeah, Runaway, with the weird little robot drones that inject people.
01:17:17
Chris
Yeah.
01:17:20
Chris
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:17:21
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:17:24
Le longue moustache
Yeah, Tom Selleck didn't do a lot of movies, weirdly.
01:17:26
Chris
No, no.
01:17:28
Le longue moustache
Like, for as famous as that guy was.
01:17:29
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Well, he auditioned to be Indiana Jones.
01:17:34
Le longue moustache
He did. He did. Did do quickly down there, which is a pretty good movie.
01:17:39
Chris
oh Yeah. Oh, Oh, quickly. He did a lot of Westerns, especially like TV and. Yeah.
01:17:52
Chris
And he was in three men and a baby.
01:17:52
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:17:55
Le longue moustache
He was in 3-minute baby with the goot.
01:18:00
Chris
Oh, Gutenberg.
01:18:01
Le longue moustache
Oh, Goomburg.
01:18:03
Chris
Yeah, I think there's some good action hero of movies and hopefully those listening at home are thinking what their favorites are.
01:18:09
Le longue moustache
It makes me makes me happy to think about those movies existing.
01:18:16
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
01:18:18
Le longue moustache
I just want movies to be escapism.
01:18:23
Chris
yeah
01:18:23
Le longue moustache
you know Maybe sometimes I want to watch Rainbow blow up a lot of people the with a bow with a grenade on it for some reason.
01:18:24
Chris
Yeah.
01:18:27
Chris
Right. Yeah.
01:18:30
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. yeah Or Schwarzenegger yeah throwing a knife and stick around.
01:18:38
Le longue moustache
My friend is tired.
01:18:40
Chris
Oh,
01:18:41
Le longue moustache
He's dead tired. Yeah, dead tired.
01:18:46
Chris
gosh.
01:18:47
Le longue moustache
I will kill you. Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied. the
01:18:53
Chris
ah And then him and Jamie Lee Curtis and true lies.
01:18:56
Le longue moustache
Oh, such a good movie.
01:18:58
Chris
Yeah.
01:19:00
Le longue moustache
Look, I know kids. You're not going to listen to these old dinosaurs. There's very few short-sighted movies you're going to watch. especially from the 80s and 90s that you're gonna be like, I'm disappointed by this movie.
01:19:12
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:19:14
Le longue moustache
Red Heat might be the only one.
01:19:15
Chris
Red heat, maybe. Yeah.
01:19:17
Le longue moustache
Immediately set the same movie.
01:19:19
Chris
Yeah. ah Or what was it?
01:19:21
Le longue moustache
which
01:19:22
Chris
Raw deal.
01:19:22
Le longue moustache
Which... I don't know, which one was raw deal?
01:19:26
Chris
ah
01:19:28
Le longue moustache
Red Heat was him in Jim Belushi?
01:19:30
Chris
Yeah.
01:19:30
Le longue moustache
John Belushi. Which is the one that died. The other one is the one that's in Red Heat.
01:19:34
Chris
ra Yeah, raw.
01:19:36
Le longue moustache
Jim Belushi.
01:19:37
Chris
raw deal.
01:19:38
Le longue moustache
yeah
01:19:38
Chris
He was a hit man, I want to say. No, raw red heat was Belushi. Raw deal to film stars in the film. An elderly FBI agent records ex FBI agent to destroy a mafia organization.
01:19:53
Chris
Yeah, he's just like a hit man in it or something.
01:19:56
Le longue moustache
We forgot Antonio Banderas.
01:19:58
Chris
Oh.
01:20:00
Le longue moustache
Desperado.
01:20:01
Chris
Yes.
01:20:02
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:20:02
Chris
Yes.
01:20:03
Le longue moustache
yeah
01:20:03
Chris
Yeah.
01:20:05
Le longue moustache
Salma Hayek, Desperado, oh.
01:20:07
Chris
Oh, gosh.
01:20:08
Le longue moustache
Be still my heart.
01:20:09
Chris
Yes.
01:20:09
Le longue moustache
Still one of the hottest women in the world.
01:20:12
Chris
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or what was it?
01:20:13
Le longue moustache
Yeah.
01:20:13
Chris
What was the other one? um The vampire movie they were in.
01:20:18
Le longue moustache
um Dust O'Dawn.
01:20:21
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:21
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Wait, was he in there?
01:20:25
Chris
She was in it.
01:20:26
Le longue moustache
Is George Clooney in him? And her?
01:20:27
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say she was in it.
01:20:30
Le longue moustache
Yeah. Yeah, hmm, gosh, that scene hurt.
01:20:31
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:33
Le longue moustache
Salma Hayek, if you're listening.
01:20:35
Chris
shut Yes.
01:20:35
Le longue moustache
You're on my list.
01:20:37
Chris
Yes. One hundred percent.
01:20:40
Le longue moustache
100%. Well, folks, go watch some movies. That's what we're saying.
01:20:44
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:45
Le longue moustache
Go watch all of these movies that we've named.
01:20:45
Chris
Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Just tell your echo to you know play Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
01:20:54
Le longue moustache
Yeah. You're not going to be disappointed.
01:20:55
Chris
No, you're not. But yeah, hope you are had a good Thanksgiving. You're bracing for this winter cold. Come heat up on the Discord chat or Twitter.
01:21:06
Le longue moustache
Yep, But XCLTruet22, I'm going to make sure he moves over to a Blue Sky next.
01:21:15
Chris
Yeah, X, Twitter, or whatever it's called.
01:21:19
Chris
Yeah, yeah, I'll figure that out. But yeah, take care, folks.
01:21:22
Le longue moustache
All right folks.