Introduction and Delays
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Chris
 Welcome back to another episode of the Mythic Giraffe Podcast. I'm Chris.
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whenisspring
 And I'm a confused... Did it delay on rear end too, or is it just my end?
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Chris
 It did, yes, the intro delayed just a bit. God,
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whenisspring
 I was just there going, what the heck?
Stories of Hauntings and Unusual Encounters
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Chris
 what was it the other day?
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whenisspring
 Yeah, it's fun.
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Chris
 I was walking across the engine bay and I was like, do you guys smell like burnt plastic? And they were all like, no. i was like, cool, it's that stroke I've been waiting for. and and they all just kind of looked at me like, to hell? Yeah.
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whenisspring
 Well, it's coming out to station one where you hear random chiming noises all day.
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whenisspring
 There's a ding dong every once a while. It sounds like cops are driving by.
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whenisspring
 thought it was a ghost, but we think it's, we think we appease the spirits and it's not a ghost.
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Chris
 You appease the spirits?
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whenisspring
 Yeah, we think.
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whenisspring
 Incense and sage and, you know, sacrifice one of the new kids.
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Chris
 Yeah. One of the CTE students that came over. Yeah.
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whenisspring
 How's your high school experience going? Yeah.
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Chris
 what's like, I went for a meeting the other night at the U S kennels building. It's on progress circle, like back behind the Holly center. And I mean, you if you know how you can get into that building. So I just pop the door open. I'm in there and the lights are off every day. I've turned the light on and sit there. And one of the guys that like runs U S kennels, he comes in he's like, Oh, you got yourself in. i was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, man, you're brave.
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Chris
 It's like, what do you mean? he was like, dude, this place is so haunted. I can't believe you're sitting here by yourself. i was like, what, what, what? Yeah.
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whenisspring
 Of all the people.
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Chris
 yeah I was like, yeah. i was like, well, I'm never coming here by myself again. God. That's like, as we were leaving, the light switch is like way in there. was like, oh God, I got like, i was like,
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Chris
 yeah They were like, Chris, you get the lights? I was like, ah I'm already up here. i does Somebody else has to get the lights. I get ah
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Chris
 yeah i don't know. The light's not going to stop the ghost. The ghost is going to still come.
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whenisspring
 I mean, i go by the simple rule of it can't, I can't see it. you can't see me.
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Chris
 Yeah, man, that's what it is.
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whenisspring
 Yeah. buts That's, that's how I live, by words to live by.
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Chris
 Gosh. Yeah, just... i looked at the guy that was like, you son of a bitch. Why would you, why would you tell me that? So yeah. Yeah. We'll see it on like the security cameras all the time. There's like, you know, shapes that move and sometimes the lights will like flare up and then drift down.
Home and Fire Station Maintenance Issues
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whenisspring
 Fun facts to know about my first two.
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Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. If you get an AFA or something, yeah, definitely send, yeah. Send Meg.
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whenisspring
 You guys go in, I'm gonna stay out here and wait for the screams.
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Chris
 Yeah. Hold on. I'm lighting my sage. Golly day. He's sending in a wreck for that. ah Station one needs more sage.
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whenisspring
 Yeah, we've been burning through our sage. We can go there a lot.
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whenisspring
 We also need salt.
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Chris
 But you know, ah you know, they would order it.
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whenisspring
 Oh my god. Not only is this what we were talking about. They wouldn't just order sage. They'd be like, oh, this is imported Turkish sage.
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whenisspring
 They climb mountains.
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Chris
 Yeah. ah This is special. It's a homegrown by McKean tear.
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whenisspring
 It's actually called Fire Department Screw You Sage. Oh, okay.
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Chris
 yeah That's weird. But that's the best.
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whenisspring
 It's got to be the best.
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Chris
 Yeah. Golly day. Well, kind of similar to ghosts. My one dog had a exorcist moment last night. Evidently vomited all over my daughter's room.
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Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. This morning she came down.
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Chris
 She's like, my room stinks and it's covered in vomit. I was like, cool. Have fun cleaning that up.
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whenisspring
 Time to be an adult. Clean the room.
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Chris
 Yeah. Well, I will say she gathered up all the linen and got most of it up. And then I went in there and used the carpet cleaner. Yeah.
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whenisspring
 Yeah, that sucks.
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Chris
 She's currently and filling her bookcase so we can redo part of her room
Weather Mishaps and Station Preparations
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Chris
 yeah yeah that's the fun yeah uh yeah yeah yeah we're talking about redoing the entire downstairs in like hardwood or something or laminate
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whenisspring
 It's no bueno.
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whenisspring
 Dogs and carpet. It's not good mix.
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whenisspring
 Never will be.
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whenisspring
 Yeah, I want to strip my hardwood, but it's such a pain in the butt.
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Chris
 It is. it is. Like when there's giant Sanders and.
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whenisspring
 It's like, yeah, it's like, well, you got to move out of your house for a ah week, you know, everything. Because mine's all one grain of hardwood, so you got to basically do it all at once.
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Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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whenisspring
 Rent a pod, move everything out of your house.
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Chris
 Live in the pod. Yeah,
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whenisspring
 Live in the pod. Well, yeah, we'll live in the RV next to the pod.
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whenisspring
 We'll be pod people.
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whenisspring
 Maybe do it when it's not 12 degrees outside.
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Chris
 Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's really a good idea.
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whenisspring
 Which seemingly will never be warm again.
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Chris
 Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I mean, well, we just had Snowmageddon Part 3.
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whenisspring
 You guys did.
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Chris
 No, we didn't. No, we didn't.
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whenisspring
 Here's what I'm going to
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Chris
 It snowed. It looked beautiful overnight. It was that light, fluffy snow. so everything had a, you know, beautiful view to it. The next morning, there was a lovely sheen of ice under everything because the maniacs here spray the streets with brine so it ices everything underneath. Yeah.
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whenisspring
 Here's what I say. I left my house. I left even early to go to work yesterday because I was under the impression I was going into the frozen Hoth hellscape and I'm driving along and I'm like, huh, no snow in Dover.
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whenisspring
 Huh, no snow in Harrington. Huh, there's no snow in Seaford. Huh, I'm in Laurel. There's still no snow. ah I'm hitting Delmar and there's no snow.
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whenisspring
 where is this snow that I've been hearing about? And all those things. I hit the Salisbury line. i'm like, I think that's some snow. What is, is that frost?
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whenisspring
 I get to work and there's extra people in the station. They're like, we're here for the snowstorm.
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whenisspring
 And I'm like, what is going on?
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Chris
 Non-existent snow. Yeah. We'll over staff. Hey, they say there's going to be this big concert. Everywhere they go, there's usually like fights and all this. We don't need to up staff.
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whenisspring
 Oh, hurricane's about to hit the town.
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whenisspring
 I think we'll hold off on extra staff, guys.
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whenisspring
 Okay. Yeah. I mean, look, I'm all about it because we've had snowstorms where we get like eight inches and yeah, it's nice to have extra people for those events.
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whenisspring
 But no snow?
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whenisspring
 Two days after no snow?
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whenisspring
 Yeah. Yeah. Crazy.
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Chris
 I was the lunatic because I was like, oh, four people we we're going to put one extra person on each ambulance now why would we do that we'll put them into utility and have them run around everywhere i was like but if you put them on the ambulance they can like shovel and stuff while the crew's taking care of the patient and then help with loading and stuff and be with them at all times but okay okay
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whenisspring
 i got in the I got in the engine yesterday Donnie looks at me and says, do we still need the shovel in the back here? I said, I think we can take the shovel out of the engine. I think we'll be okay.
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Chris
 You took the shovel out without asking?
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whenisspring
 Yeah, I made an executive decision as a lieutenant.
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whenisspring
 I said, they trust me with a million dollar piece of equipment and to run a firehouse all day.
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whenisspring
 I think I can make a decision about a shovel.
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whenisspring
 I don't even know where that shovel is.
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Chris
 that's but It's a special shovel.
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whenisspring
 I can't make decisions as to throw away junk.
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whenisspring
 But I can take the shit out of the engine.
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whenisspring
 We currently have a broken chair sitting by the door. And I said, can we throw the chair away? i don't know.
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Chris
 What do you mean you don't know?
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whenisspring
 It's broken. Throw it the fuck away.
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whenisspring
 What are we doing?
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whenisspring
 We replaced the gas power...
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Chris
 What do they think? The elves are going to come
Fire Station Upgrades and Equipment Discussions
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Chris
 over at night and fix the chair?
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whenisspring
 fact but And look, it was a sergeant. I get it. you don't want to make the decision. like I understand. You don't want to not your station. I come into work and the parts of the chair are on the desk.
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whenisspring
 And I said, what are we doing? Well, those are the so parts of the chair. Are we going to fix said parts? Are we going to weld them back together? what Throw them the fuck away? Yeah.
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whenisspring
 it's The gas f freaking and blower for the station. We replace with electric blower, battery-powered blower.
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whenisspring
 Okay, take the old one out. I don't know if we can really do that.
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whenisspring
 we have a We have this battery-powered one.
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whenisspring
 The old one can go away. Give it to the city yard. I'm sure they they need leaf blowers.
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Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. Have at it.
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whenisspring
 Have at it. We don't need it.
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whenisspring
 Get it out here. Well, we could, you know, why don't we just stick it the annex for a few years and then we'll throw it away.
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Chris
 Oh my gosh. We always joke about it, but yeah, firefighters yeah want and hate change so much.
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whenisspring
 They want to take the door off the kitchen, the the little door that goes to the closet in the kitchen, because they're going to put a whiteboard up for training and they're going to take the board down when they do the kitchen remodel we're going to find a better place for the board.
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whenisspring
 I said, can we take the so door off now? I said, yep, and throw the door away. I think we should take the door and put it in the annex.
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whenisspring
 <unk> We're getting rid of the door. We don't. But what if somebody needs the door? Who needs a door?
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Chris
 What if somebody needs the door? oh my god.
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whenisspring
 to Do you need a door? Take it home. I don't care. I'm sure that the city doesn't need us to surplus a door.
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whenisspring
 Send it uptown and use it for training. I don't care.
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whenisspring
 Don't leave it here.
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whenisspring
 That seems like a big decision. It's not.
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Chris
 Seems like a big decision.
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whenisspring
 Let's get rid of the door. Get rid of the door. It's insane. It's like the pack rats are... You have to fight them all the time.
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Chris
 Oh, the door. that's That's a good one.
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whenisspring
 The door that we're already all planning to get rid of.
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Chris
 Yeah, yeah. was saying the plans, that door is not there.
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whenisspring
 that That door's going away, right? Yeah, that door's going away.
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whenisspring
 Get rid of the door.
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whenisspring
 In fact, we'll probably save 50 bucks off the demo if we get of the door now.
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whenisspring
 Because we're probably paying the guy 50 bucks to take a door off.
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whenisspring
 He's just going to throw it in a dumpster.
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Chris
 Well, think about what you know you can repurpose all those
Gaming and Lifestyle Discussions
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whenisspring
 If I had my way, those guys would get busted up with an a halogen bar.
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Chris
 yeah, I fully expect that demo is yeah know just like office space.
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Chris
 I mean, let each shift take out some frustrations.
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Chris
 Yeah, yeah. That's your little rage room for day. ah day
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whenisspring
 Someone had a a very good point because they were talking about, we don't want to have, we don't want to get the cabinets from station two. And we're like, yeah, the cabinets we got here that have lasted 20 years. Let's just get a new set of those.
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whenisspring
 Oh yeah, that's a pretty good plan. Just get regular cabinets.
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whenisspring
 Hell, you could probably reface the cabinets we have and we wouldn't even know.
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whenisspring
 Don't tell anybody.
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whenisspring
 Except for the ones that are all moldy. Let's get rid of those ones.
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Chris
 Yeah. but Yes. Let's get rid of those. Yeah. but the other ones, they're specific for fire departments, so they're better.
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whenisspring
 yeah Yeah, that's why we've had her twice now?
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whenisspring
 ah Five years?
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whenisspring
 If I bought cabinets...
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Chris
 I could have, I could have handmade those cabinets.
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Chris
 For a lot cheaper than what we spent on them.
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Chris
 As somebody who made. Five cabinet. Or four cabinets. And a set of drawers. Yeah. it's It's not rocket science.
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whenisspring
 If I bought a set of cabinets from a company and in five years I had to replace said cabinets because they were peeling and falling apart... I wouldn't be paying for shit.
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whenisspring
 And I sure as I wouldn't be buying more product from said company.
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Chris
 No. No. Well, they worked the kinks out of it.
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whenisspring
 Meekintire cabinets. Meekintire.
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Chris
 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like the hose that we got. The Mercedes or whatever.
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Chris
 What was wrong with the old fire hose? Nothing? Cool. So we replaced it all? Yep. All right.
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whenisspring
 Worse than that.
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whenisspring
 Because when it happened, I said, this hose is better, right? Well, no, it's the same.
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whenisspring
 is it It's got less friction, right? It's got something cool. Well, the couplings are gold. And they they put scotch tape on them, scotch bright on them, so you can see them.
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Chris
 yeah yeah yeah i thought that was like part of the gimmick was it was supposed like less friction loss and yeah no no it's not
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whenisspring
 Cool. Cool. Cool.
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whenisspring
 Yeah, I don't think that's true. Yeah. I think the gimmick was, hey sucker, fire department.
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whenisspring
 But this stuff is strange.
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whenisspring
 It looks cool when you pack it.
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Chris
 Yeah. Because little kids, when they see a fire truck going down the street, the first thing you do is look at the couplings.
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whenisspring
 ah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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whenisspring
 Well, you're judged by other fire departments on the internet if your host are completely perfect.
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whenisspring
 I see that all the time I go, you know what that tells me? You don't fight fires.
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Chris
 Right. Yeah, yeah, that five inch has never been pulled.
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whenisspring
 Right. That's what that tells me.
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Chris
 Well, I've been playing any good games.
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whenisspring
 Well, good is a subjective statement.
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whenisspring
 Sid Meier's Civ 7 came out.
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Chris
 Oh, how's that been?
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whenisspring
 It's a journey.
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whenisspring
 It's a journey. it's I had this conversation with my brother. It's my brother. Who I never saw play a Civ game until like three months ago. Is apparently the world's greatest Civ fan.
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whenisspring
 But whatever.
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Chris
 Oh, yeah, yeah. He's got a, yeah, he he runs the Reddit page for it.
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whenisspring
 Right. But I said, you know, Civ 6. As we played it three months ago or two months ago. Was... seven years of development like add-ons and dlc and game so the game was refined over that time he's like well i don't understand why the new one's not like that i'm like i think that's just how they make this game they play base game that they want to build off of and you just kind of have to enjoy the suck for the first iteration it's not terrible i don't want to say it's terrible because it's not it's got it's new
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whenisspring
 In good ways, bad ways, just ways.
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whenisspring
 It's just new.
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Chris
 You start out as Archimedes.
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whenisspring
 No. but it's i i don't know if you've ever played Civ, but like they've added ages and reset the game.
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Chris
 It's been a while. Hmm.
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whenisspring
 I mean, it's a whole a whole new take on the game, which is kind of refreshing. And I was like, if you want to play Civ 6, they didn't turn off Civ 6.
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whenisspring
 You could still play that. Hell, could play Civ 1 if you want.
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whenisspring
 you know you gotta find something to run it on but so it's been interesting and i have i know that it's right i guess well that guy got laid off by trump so yeah yeah poor guy but i would say it's going to be good and and it's fun now but i think it will be better
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Chris
 It'll run on a Zune.
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Chris
 Oh, poor guy. Fred, we miss you.
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whenisspring
 I've been sneezing like maniac today. i don't know. Something in my house.
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whenisspring
 I think it might be.
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Chris
 She sprayed something around the house.
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whenisspring
 Yeah. Something.
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Chris
 She probably did. Damn. She's devious like that.
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whenisspring
 Yeah. Speaking spraying.
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whenisspring
 Two people. Two people. have One. I went to the sauna at the gym the other day. And some dude spraying some shit in the sauna. Because he likes the smell of it.
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whenisspring
 Like, this is a shared space. This is not your frickin' personal sauna.
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whenisspring
 I don't like the smell of your Axe body spray or whatever the fuck this is
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Chris
 What? a Did you punch him in his mouth?
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whenisspring
 I wanted to. so sweaty, though. I don't want to get knuckles sweaty.
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whenisspring
 But then, i got I've been taking this yoga class because I'm trying to challenge myself with yoga. And she walks around with a spray bottle and spraying the room with some scent.
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whenisspring
 And I'm like, it doesn't smell very
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whenisspring
 I don't think it smells very good. She, as I'm going there Thursday, she sprays it, takes a step forward.
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whenisspring
 It gets in her face. She's like, I'm like, well, why are you spraying this then?
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Chris
 ah That's instant karma.
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whenisspring
 Right. Stop doing that.
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whenisspring
 You're in a shared space. You don't know if someone's allergic to whatever is in that crap.
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whenisspring
 Stop doing that.
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Chris
 It's probably like her distilled urine or something.
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Chris
 Everybody leaves. She rings out the yoga mats and then puts it in a diffuser.
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whenisspring
 That's why I bring my own mat.
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whenisspring
 yeah ah so It's just crazy.
00:19:00
whenisspring
 like You're in a shared space.
00:19:02
whenisspring
 Don't bring your whatever the fuck that is.
00:19:02
Chris
 Right. Yeah. but That's like all the people who smoke weed in public now.
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whenisspring
 Yeah. Yeah. Well, now you can't say anything to them, right? because it's their right.
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whenisspring
 No. The reason we got rid a cigarette, it wasn't because it was unhealthy. It's just because we couldn't stain it anymore.
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whenisspring
 It smelled so terrible.
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whenisspring
 I don't care if you guys give yourselves emphysema. I just don't want myself to have to smell it.
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Chris
 yeah And as somebody who used to smoke, I smell somebody now. I'm like, oh, my God, how did I ever do that?
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whenisspring
 Yeah. It's pretty bad.
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Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. And then marijuana, it's such a oh skunk nasty. Like the other day, I was like, did I step into all crap? Nope. Oh, that's you. Yeah.
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whenisspring
 you you don't You literally don't know if you've hit a skunk on the road anymore.
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whenisspring
 Until you see the guy driving 12 miles an hour and you're like, didn't hit a skunk.
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whenisspring
 Found that guy.
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whenisspring
 Oh, God. I've done something to my hip.
00:20:03
Chris
 Where was it we... Oh no.
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Chris
 We went somewhere the other day and the entire store smelled like weed.
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whenisspring
 Oh, it's everywhere where you go anymore.
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Chris
 So it was obviously the employees were just out back hotboxing before we got in there.
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whenisspring
 We take our walks in the morning. Someone at 6.40 in the morning in my neighborhood is getting blazed. It's like, good lord, dude.
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Chris
 The old wake and bake.
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whenisspring
 I thought you guys woke up at like noon. What's going on here?
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Chris
 but He's got to get up and go work on the roads.
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whenisspring
 Yeah, it's probably a 911 dispatcher or something.
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whenisspring
 Yeah, I don't care that you're smoking it.
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whenisspring
 I just don't want to smell it. Do edibles or something. I don't care.
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Chris
 Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
First Aid Kits and Firefighter Gear
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Chris
 Because yeah the smoking, its it's not good for you.
00:21:02
whenisspring
 Every one of them that makes that argument. Well, it's not as bad as cigarettes.
00:21:07
Chris
 It's worse because it's not filtered.
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whenisspring
 Well, it's also better and worse. It's not good.
00:21:14
whenisspring
 like And then it's the next argument. Well, it's as bad as alcohol. Still not a good argument.
00:21:20
whenisspring
 Getting bit by a rattlesnake is bad. Getting bit by a cobra, much worse. Still both suck. Don't do either. I don't know what to tell you.
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Chris
 Oh God. that I have never thought of that analogy before. That is awesome.
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whenisspring
 It's an asinine argument that they make all the time.
00:21:36
Chris
 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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whenisspring
 Putting hot gas into your lungs is bad for your lungs. I don't care what you do.
00:21:55
whenisspring
 It's the world we live in.
00:21:56
Chris
 um rattlesnake cobra which is your poison and yeah yeah
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whenisspring
 Yeah, they're still both very bad. Well, and i' not poison, but yeah.
00:22:07
whenisspring
 Yeah, I was like,
00:22:07
Chris
 Yeah, because poison you ingest, venom is injected, right?
00:22:12
whenisspring
 If you eat a poisonous frog, that's a poison. But if you get bit by a venomous snake, it's venomous.
00:22:19
whenisspring
 Yeah, because I teach those first aid sleep yard classes to the Girl Scouts, and always they ask about snake bites, and I'm like, here's what i' tell you. Get to the hospital.
00:22:30
whenisspring
 I don't know what to tell you. The answers are no good.
00:22:33
Chris
 Yeah, now they're worthless.
00:22:33
whenisspring
 Well, what about snake bite kits? Now, suck poison? Don't do it.
00:22:36
Chris
 Mm. Yes, yes. Remember they used to say you would cut between the two and then suck the venom blood out?
00:22:44
whenisspring
 Yeah. i Remember they had the little, the old school snake bite kit, which was like a little suction cup that you were supposed to pull out.
00:22:51
whenisspring
 And then you were supposed to tourniquet the leg. I said, by the time you get a tourniquet out, the venom is at your heart.
00:22:56
whenisspring
 Do you know how fast blood moves around your body?
00:22:59
whenisspring
 You aren't that fast.
00:23:03
Chris
 unless you have the tourniquets already on your both legs you're like on done ah yeah
00:23:07
whenisspring
 Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's not going to work.
00:23:15
whenisspring
 I had to have the fight again with one of the one of my who my person my friend who is the person who hooks me up all these Girl Scout troops to teach class. She's like, you keep teaching these girls about tourniquets.
00:23:24
Chris
 yeah yeah what what
00:23:26
whenisspring
 I'm like, yes, because tourniquets are first aid. You shouldn't be teaching people tourniquets. Yes, you should.
00:23:32
Chris
 Yes. yeah Everybody should know how to use a tourniquet.
00:23:34
whenisspring
 Everybody should know how to do that. No, it's a last resort thing.
00:23:38
whenisspring
 Nope. It's a first resort because if you think about it, last resort means it's too late.
00:23:49
whenisspring
 I really, really need to turn the water off in my house because it's flooding. I may put a sponge against the faucet.
00:23:57
whenisspring
 Or I could turn this valve off.
00:23:57
Chris
 ah youre There are all of these analogies you're coming up with today.
00:24:03
whenisspring
 And I'm like, and then I said, what do you do for a living? Well, I'm a math teacher. What do I do for a living? Well, you're a firefighter paramedic.
00:24:13
whenisspring
 Which one of us is more qualified to talk about tourniquets?
00:24:19
whenisspring
 They get really mad when I have to go off on band-aids. Because band-aids are not for first aid.
00:24:25
whenisspring
 Band-aids are for comfort.
00:24:29
Chris
 Your body makes its own bad bandage. That's a thing. Keep it clean. That's all you got to do.
00:24:37
whenisspring
 yeah they i I even helped them build kits.
00:24:39
Chris
 Band-Aids are good. Like if you get a blister, or you put the band-aid, you know, there.
00:24:43
whenisspring
 But Moleskine's better, right?
00:24:45
whenisspring
 You just carry Moleskine.
00:24:47
whenisspring
 I said, here's the problem. Band-Aids aren't sterile.
00:24:51
whenisspring
 They're not kept in very good packaging.
00:24:54
whenisspring
 They're expensive.
00:24:56
whenisspring
 They are slightly waterproof, so you get a little bonus on that.
00:25:01
whenisspring
 But gauze keeps things clean. It's cheap as hell.
00:25:04
whenisspring
 You can keep it sterile.
00:25:06
whenisspring
 It's meant to be sterile.
00:25:08
Chris
 And you can just tape it in place.
00:25:08
whenisspring
 Just carry it. And you just tape it in place. and then you have a band-aid that's better.
00:25:12
whenisspring
 Just do that. Oh, but band-aids. The girls like the band-aids. I understand that their pink Barbie band-aid helps them feel better.
00:25:20
whenisspring
 And if you want to carry that for that reason, great. Not first date.
00:25:25
whenisspring
 like like I did finally get him to buy a decent first aid kit this year because we got done the class and the scout leader's like, what about this first aid kit? I'm like, I mean, I wouldn't pay as much as you're paying for it, but it's actually got tourniquets and, you know, gauze and, you know, it's a good kit.
00:25:44
whenisspring
 And we're buying them. I said, okay, go for it. You should have a decent first aid kit you're going to take other people's children places.
00:25:54
Chris
 Yeah. See, when I helped the scout troop, I was like, I will build you a first aid kit. And it was the same thing.
00:26:05
Chris
 Do we need... Oh, this has burn gel in it. And it has gel in it. And it has itch gel. I was like, no, those are garbage.
00:26:13
whenisspring
 Throw all those away. Yep. I said, if you...
00:26:17
Chris
 We get you just some hydrocortisone and antibiotic cream, done.
00:26:22
whenisspring
 I don't even do that. I don't put anything in a estate kit that expires. Because you don't look at them.
00:26:29
whenisspring
 You know, I said, you should probably have some of those things in your car.
00:26:33
whenisspring
 Like, and I said, just buy some Lana cane spray and be done with it.
00:26:39
whenisspring
 Right? Don't mess with any body sprays because... You're going to get cleaned up hopefully somewhere.
00:26:46
whenisspring
 Right. You know.
00:26:47
Chris
 No, you're supposed to rub the dirt in with the ointment.
00:26:50
whenisspring
 Right. Yeah. And burn jellies.
00:26:53
whenisspring
 We had a whole conversation this last class because the girls are getting older now. And I was like, let's talk about treating burns.
00:27:00
whenisspring
 And I was like, I can tell you that everything you've ever heard about and everything I've ever heard about burns is wrong because every three years they change what we're supposed to do about it.
00:27:09
whenisspring
 And here's what I'm going to you. Make sure they're not burning anymore. Keep it covered.
00:27:14
whenisspring
 Get it to the hospital.
00:27:14
Chris
 Yep. take a Brillo plat pad and clean it.
00:27:18
whenisspring
 Do not do that.
00:27:20
Chris
 yeah That's what the hospital's going to do.
00:27:20
whenisspring
 that walk yeah and They're going to do that, and it's going to suck.
00:27:28
whenisspring
 because If you look at the AHA burn thing, i'm like they're like, drown it in burn jelly. i'm like Don't do that.
00:27:34
whenisspring
 Don't buy special burn plaids.
00:27:38
Chris
 Oh yeah, I had one of my friends she was like I'm go to get one of these ah fire blankets for my kitchen. i was like, no, you're not. No, you're The commercial it immediately puts it out. i was like, no, it temporarily smothers it.
00:27:58
Chris
 And you have to get very close to said fire to put said blanket on the correct way. We fire hot. You're reaching over fire.
00:28:09
whenisspring
 Yeah, Frankenstein's monster showed us this one. Firebat.
00:28:11
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. was like, just get a small kitchen extinguisher if you're that worried about it. So I don't need a blanket.
00:28:20
whenisspring
 We pretty much perfected what you need to put out a kitchen fire about 40 years ago.
00:28:26
whenisspring
 I mean, i don't want to, like, stoke their ego, but Kitty Fire Extinguishers for Kitchens pretty much got that covered.
00:28:34
whenisspring
 Whatever you see... Don't buy it.
00:28:39
whenisspring
 Yes, all of those things in theory work. They don't work as well as a signature.
00:28:45
whenisspring
 I remember when I was a kid, my dad's firehouse, they would actually set up cooking fires and have people put them out and teach them how to do it.
00:28:56
whenisspring
 always I always thought that was such a great thing to do.
00:28:58
whenisspring
 And I feel like now you can't do it because somebody's going to get hurt. You know?
00:29:03
whenisspring
 because they would literally just light panes on fire.
00:29:05
whenisspring
 Maybe that's just something we should just do.
00:29:07
whenisspring
 Don't let them do it. We'll just go up there and put the... fine you know
00:29:10
Chris
 Do like the office, you lock them in, see how they react.
00:29:14
whenisspring
 But, you know... they might i could i have memories of my dad's firehouse like they had a table outside and they would have like you know i don't know if you guys do it down there but but we have there's always like the neighborhood festival like the church has a festival like the carnival or whatever like your fireman's carnival or stuff but it was ah always at the church and um so we just go there they go there and they there's the fire department and showing you how to put a king fire out it's literally just a guy going lid fire out
00:29:44
whenisspring
 Oh, fire on burner. Salt. Fire out.
00:29:49
whenisspring
 Yeah, know i thought
00:29:49
Chris
 You should pitch this to the fire marshal's office. He'd be all about it.
00:29:52
whenisspring
 yeah I mean, I think it's a good idea.
00:29:57
Chris
 But I mean, we'd have to buy a special pan and lid and hot plate to put it on. And yeah. Yeah. Well, and we better buy two just in case.
00:30:10
whenisspring
 Yeah. Yeah. um
00:30:12
Chris
 I mean, do we use canola oil? Or I mean, we should probably use grapeseed oil.
00:30:15
whenisspring
 I'm sure i'm sure from hearing this conversation, someone over the internet is gonna be like, well, I have a company that we sell gas-fed kitchen fire demonstration kits.
00:30:29
whenisspring
 And you can get a grant because it's only $7.2 million. Yeah.
00:30:33
Chris
 Yeah. God, we're getting... Yeah, Salisbury's going to get something in the mail next week. ah I think we should get this.
00:30:40
whenisspring
 Chair of Assistant Chief Twillie.
00:30:43
Chris
 Yeah, God. see it in the mail. Son of a bitch, how'd they figure it out?
00:30:49
whenisspring
 yeah uh i'm sure and if it says fire department it's seven times more expensive than it would ever be instead just going to the dollar store and buying a dollar store pan and some freaking you know lighter fluid and oil
00:30:56
Chris
 Oh, God. Yeah, try it. right Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Trying to explain that to somebody the other day. i was like, they were like, oh, yeah. so yeah They say these pens are great for paramedics. I'm like, no, just go buy a regular pen.
00:31:14
whenisspring
 no they're not
00:31:14
Chris
 Why? i was like, because those pens are worse and because they put paramedic on it or EMT, they're twice the cost at least.
00:31:22
whenisspring
 Do you know what the best pen for a paramedic is? A free pen.
00:31:26
whenisspring
 Do you know how many pens I lose on a shift?
00:31:31
whenisspring
 I never, I don't know what I do. I don't know how I do it. I never have a, I always put a pen in my pocket in the morning.
00:31:39
whenisspring
 There's always a pen. If you check my uniform at 7.01, there is a pen. 7.06, find a pen. by seven oh six i cannot find a pen
00:31:48
Chris
 God, when we finally sell Engine 1, they're going to like open up the floorboard and there's going to be like 80 pens.
00:31:53
whenisspring
 Oh, well, whenever we tilt the engine for to check the the oil, you just hear...
00:32:00
Chris
 Or up in the rafters, there's some squirrel with this giant freaking pen castle that they've built.
00:32:00
whenisspring
 Looks like a...
00:32:08
whenisspring
 Because... but And I went to Staples and I bought... You know, they had, like, the big bucket O-Pen.
00:32:15
whenisspring
 This is like cheapo pens for, you know, $7. seven dollars but You know, of course I told everybody on my show. was like, hey, you need a pen, go my locker, grab a pen.
00:32:23
whenisspring
 There's only red left, by the way.
00:32:27
whenisspring
 But I went through that whole bucket in like six months.
00:32:30
whenisspring
 Where do these pens go?
00:32:32
Chris
 Yeah. I don't know.
00:32:33
whenisspring
 and I wash three pens a month.
00:32:37
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. That's always bad.
00:32:38
whenisspring
 Conservably. Conservably wash three pens a month.
00:32:42
Chris
 Yeah. Honestly, if you want a good pen, ask waitstaff what they use. Those are good pens.
00:32:49
whenisspring
 No, it's whatever's free. That's for me because I'm going to lose it.
00:32:50
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Yeah. Yeah. but That's the thing. Yeah. When you like sign your credit card, you know, when you're leaving your tip, like yeah this writes pretty well.
00:33:00
whenisspring
 Yeah. Yeah. My wife always buys like nice fancy like Dr. Gel pens. She's like, oh, and this is my favorite pen.
00:33:09
whenisspring
 And I'm like, yeah, whatever pen is in my hand is that my favorite pen.
00:33:12
whenisspring
 And immediately when I put it down, that pen is lost.
00:33:16
whenisspring
 I've never seen that pen before, and I'll never see it again. It's a good run.
00:33:19
Chris
 ah It was a good run, Penn. was a good run.
00:33:22
whenisspring
 Look, you signed four page pay stubs. You're great. We're done with you.
00:33:26
whenisspring
 i don't know what...
00:33:28
whenisspring
 It's insane.
00:33:29
Chris
 Yeah. Why is Whisper walking around all day with a pen in his hand? He found one he liked and he doesn't want to set it down.
00:33:35
whenisspring
 I should... to my radio strap, I should get one of those bank chains with pen.
00:33:42
whenisspring
 But I should only get like a three inch one so it's never like, can never sign anything.
00:33:46
whenisspring
 It's always like, God damn it.
00:33:47
Chris
 You're like lean down with your little T-Rex arms to sign.
00:33:51
whenisspring
 Yeah. Yeah, I should do that.
00:33:55
Chris
 Yeah, but that's another thing. There's somebody listening right now saying, we could add a pen holder to the radio straps.
00:34:00
whenisspring
 A detachable tactical pen holder.
00:34:02
Chris
 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:05
Chris
 Not only does it retract, but it also magnetizes in.
00:34:09
whenisspring
 Yeah, only for...
00:34:10
Chris
 And put a little light on it so you can turn that on to sign in the dark.
00:34:14
whenisspring
 only for $99.99 would this pen be yours.
00:34:17
Chris
 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's just the pen and the yeah that's not that's the pen.
00:34:21
whenisspring
 Oh, so but pen's not included. That's the holder for the pen.
00:34:23
Chris
 Yeah, that's the holder. And you also have to buy the strap. And you have to buy the pens.
00:34:27
Chris
 And there's special pens that fit in this strap. But guess what?
00:34:30
Chris
 They don't sell them. It's their cousin's company down the road that sells those.
00:34:33
whenisspring
 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
00:34:35
whenisspring
 Oh, the tactical pens.
00:34:36
Chris
 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're jet black.
00:34:42
whenisspring
 Tactical radio straps. My radio strap's going to fall apart one day, and that's what the day I will replace it.
00:34:48
Chris
 Oh, yeah. Yeah, my radio strap is one 20... Yeah, 22 years old.
00:34:57
whenisspring
 Oh, mine's eight because my other radio strap fell apart.
00:35:00
Chris
 Oh, I have like linseed oiled and done such care to keep this thing running.
00:35:07
whenisspring
 finally got the point where the duct tape was more than the that leather and I said okay
00:35:07
Chris
 Oh, if I... but Yeah. Well, and I'm also an admin now, so I don't use my radio strap as much.
00:35:16
whenisspring
 fair and I said uh fucking funeral pen uh radio strap you've had a good run you know it was just literally duct tape I don't but I'm not a guy who's like gonna out and buy $7,000 radio strap because I'm just like it's a piece of leather that goes into fires I don't care what it looks like
00:35:25
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. yeah no
00:35:35
Chris
 Yeah. yeah Now, will say my radio pouch, I am on my second one of those.
00:35:42
whenisspring
 yeah, because the snaps always break.
00:35:42
Chris
 The strap. No, see, my strap has held up.
00:35:48
Chris
 Because I've, like, yeah, oiled it and cared for it.
00:35:52
whenisspring
 and my snap always breaks. It's better now because I have my own radio and I don't have switch my radio out every f freaking day.
00:35:59
whenisspring
 Because that's what you're pulling that snap 38 times over shift.
00:36:06
whenisspring
 yeah You get a bad shift back in the day, you have to switch your radio three times.
00:36:09
whenisspring
 know That piece is out of service. but yeah That piece is broken. okay
00:36:17
whenisspring
 I don't buy any their crap. That's all it is. all crap. They just sell crap to firemen.
00:36:22
Chris
 yeah Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:36:25
whenisspring
 And then they convince each other that that's the best crap they can get.
00:36:30
whenisspring
 here's here's Here's my tip to all future firefighters. Carry a shitty screwdriver that costs a dollar. Go buy a shitty knife.
00:36:42
whenisspring
 maybe Maybe spend $10 on a knife.
00:36:46
whenisspring
 Get a decent flashlight, then take care of your decent flashlight. Everything else should be disposable.
00:36:51
Chris
 Oh, God, flashlights. I used to get the ah cheapo ones from the dollar store. You just tuck in the webbing in your helmet.
00:36:57
whenisspring
 Oh, I still keep this.
00:36:59
whenisspring
 yeah like i the i think i'm the only one in the fire department well me and probably meg are the only ones in the fire department who wear those things and i don't know why nobody wears them they're the greatest flashlights in the world
00:37:10
Chris
 They are, and they're so easy.
00:37:11
Chris
 You just slide your hand up and it's on.
00:37:14
whenisspring
 yeah and when it runs out you throw it away i've got a whole stack of my i bought a case of them because they were like 10 for 24 them
00:37:22
whenisspring
 twenty four of them
00:37:24
whenisspring
 And I was like, ha so whatever, this will last my whole career.
00:37:27
whenisspring
 Yeah, I don't know. what And we were at a training one day. And Meg's like, holy crap, wisdomzard you I can see you from across the building. I'm like, that's the point of the flashlight.
00:37:39
whenisspring
 That flashlight doesn't let me see shit. That's for other people to see me.
00:37:45
whenisspring
 I said, you got to buy a $3,000 box light that you drag behind your ass.
00:37:49
Chris
 Oh my gosh. Or you have the little light that clips onto your radio strap. Have you seen those?
00:37:56
whenisspring
 I have seen those.
00:37:57
Chris
 but They even have them that blink. I'm like, come on, you're not the fire truck going down there. What do you turn that on when you're walking in the building and go wee woo?
00:38:05
whenisspring
 Half the time I forget to turn my flashlight on until I go, oh shit, yeah.
00:38:08
whenisspring
 You know? i sets i And I don't buy rechargeable flashlights because they never work when you need them to.
00:38:17
Chris
 Yeah. i When I was operations I always try to keep myself as streamlined as possible. I didn't want a bunch of bulky stuff.
00:38:27
whenisspring
 There seems to be two cults in the sal Salisbury Fire Department.
00:38:31
whenisspring
 One of them believes in 17 extra bags, and the other one's a bunch of firefighters.
00:38:37
whenisspring
 I don't know.
00:38:37
whenisspring
 I'm not trying to say anything.
00:38:42
whenisspring
 But they carry so much extra shit, and I'm like, I've been doing this longer than you guys have been alive, and I don't carry half this crap.
00:38:49
whenisspring
 What are you doing?
00:38:51
Chris
 Yeah, I had a, like you said, a crappy Phillips head and flathead screwdriver, a pair of pliers. Yeah, everything else pretty much was at the job.
00:38:58
whenisspring
 Yeah, I'd like to carry... I have a shove knife, a small ah crowbar.
00:39:06
whenisspring
 I have a i I used to carry... I have right now a multi screwdriver that I'm going to throw away and get a shit because it's got rusted. so i'm just going to go back to two shitty two drivers.
00:39:16
whenisspring
 And a knife.
00:39:19
whenisspring
 And a... Oh, and an old gift card.
00:39:21
Chris
 Yeah. Oh yeah. I always keep old gift cards.
00:39:24
whenisspring
 And then I have a piece of webbing. Two carabiners.
00:39:28
whenisspring
 and gloves and slay for glasses. That's it.
00:39:31
whenisspring
 That's all I carry.
00:39:31
Chris
 yeah Yeah. I would instead, well, I would carry lineman pliers because they had like that wedge on the one end you could pie or you could hammer with them.
00:39:37
whenisspring
 Oh, I do have a pair of Dykes.
00:39:40
Chris
 It really, everything in one.
00:39:42
whenisspring
 I do have a pair of Dykes in my one pocket for cutting car cables and stuff.
00:39:47
whenisspring
 But I buy them Harbor Freight for $5.
00:39:47
Chris
 But yeah, it's exactly.
00:39:49
whenisspring
 just... don't...
00:39:53
whenisspring
 And... i i don't and I have this conversation with people and I'm like, i don't know what where you guys
Fire Department Careers and Generational Differences
00:40:01
whenisspring
 hear this. is You have to carry 70 pounds of crap because you're already wearing 70 pounds of crap and you weigh 120 pounds.
00:40:08
whenisspring
 What are you doing?
00:40:10
Chris
 Yeah. I always loved when the guys that got the but they the last chance belts and they wore as their uniform, I was like, oh, so you're going to repel out in your duty uniform.
00:40:16
whenisspring
 Yeah, I have one of those.
00:40:23
whenisspring
 No, I'm never going to use it. I wear it because i hate our belts.
00:40:31
whenisspring
 I have never understood the Maryland belt. It's insane to me. It doesn't even look nice. I don't get it.
00:40:41
whenisspring
 it It never... but Maybe it's a great notepad.
00:40:43
Chris
 It was a great notepad.
00:40:45
whenisspring
 It has so much shit on the inside of it.
00:40:48
whenisspring
 But you can never get it tight enough. It never, you know, and as you're like losing weight or gaining weight you got adjust it. And it's a pain in the ass.
00:40:57
whenisspring
 So I just don't wear it.
00:41:00
whenisspring
 I don't wear it. That's my secret. I don't wear the last chance belt because I'm expecting to repel from my belt. I wear it because they told me I could wear a last chance belt and I didn't have to wear the stupid Maryland belt.
00:41:10
Chris
 Yeah, I can appreciate that.
00:41:12
whenisspring
 Yeah. Because it does... i don't... i I guess... I know it looks... It's got an aesthetic to it, but it is the most impractical belt.
00:41:19
Chris
 Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a giant square or rectangle.
00:41:26
Chris
 Yeah. Like if you're squat ah you know scrunched over and all, it's like digging into your gut or in your pelvis.
00:41:32
whenisspring
 And it... You actually have to have, like, a class on here's how you put this belt on.
00:41:37
whenisspring
 Like, they just, when I, you know, I'm sure like same thing when you got hired, they just hand you this stupid belt you're like, I don't know what the, I've never seen this thing.
00:41:44
whenisspring
 What are you talking about? Right?
00:41:45
Chris
 Do I tie this in a, like a water bend or what?
00:41:50
whenisspring
 And it's backwards. It's the only belt that's backwards.
00:41:52
Chris
 Yeah. Yep. Well, I guess left-handed people that love it.
00:41:54
whenisspring
 Like, I'm sure they do. Those weirdos.
00:41:57
Chris
 Yeah. That's probably what it was. There was a quartermaster who was left-handed back in the day.
00:42:01
Chris
 He's like, I'll show these sons of bitches.
00:42:02
whenisspring
 ah I'll get every one of these bastards. Yeah. hate that belt. It looks nice in the... bit No, actually, it doesn't look nice in our uniform. Because you can't fucking see it.
00:42:14
whenisspring
 Like, in a Class A uniform, you can't see the belt.
00:42:17
whenisspring
 It's stupid. And I'm sure that belt costs...
00:42:23
whenisspring
 $85. Perper.
00:42:29
whenisspring
 We've rambled far. That's just all the time. We've rambled far. Yeah.
00:42:35
Chris
 Yeah. Anybody still listening? God, we love you.
00:42:37
whenisspring
 Sorry, we're just rambling. sorry
00:42:39
Chris
 Those belts are $45 piece.
00:42:43
whenisspring
 Is that the belt or just the buckle?
00:42:46
Chris
 Uh, or, uh, no, I'm sorry. No, that's an inch and a half casual leather belt. Uh, let's look for, know, at Gaul's you can get it for a garrison belt for, three quarter inch. No, that's way too small.
00:43:01
Chris
 No, no, no. We have to have this.
00:43:02
whenisspring
 Ours are like Ewitz, right?
00:43:06
Chris
 Oh, gosh. Ah, there it is. $69.99. sixty nine ninety
00:43:12
whenisspring
 ah So I was one cent off.
00:43:15
whenisspring
 There was $70. said there were $85, so I was $15 off.
00:43:17
Chris
 Yeah. Yep. And that's just a belt. That's not the buckle.
00:43:21
whenisspring
 That's insane.
00:43:26
whenisspring
 For a not good belt.
00:43:32
Chris
 Yeah, I'm definitely going to put in the show notes, fire department rant.
00:43:37
whenisspring
 I think some people could appreciate us frantic with the fire department.
00:43:41
Chris
 Oh, 100%. And there's also somebody out there saying, I carry 85 pounds of stuff in my gear.
00:43:47
Chris
 And look, good on you, man. But,
00:43:50
whenisspring
 Yeah. Do you?
00:43:51
whenisspring
 i just don't get it.
00:43:52
Chris
 but yeah. If I could to drag your ass out, I'm not bringing that stuff.
00:43:57
whenisspring
 Yeah. a I have this very large toolbox that I ride around in.
00:44:03
whenisspring
 If it's not on there and I don't have it, then I'm in real trouble.
00:44:07
Chris
 If it's not on there, then I'm going to call the rescue company.
00:44:09
whenisspring
 Right. that There's somebody else I'm calling for. it
00:44:12
whenisspring
 I don't know what you have in your little pouch that is going to fix that, replace that rescue truck, but I think I need the rescue truck.
00:44:21
whenisspring
 I was telling ah my wife today, because but I basically browse Reddit as my only internet anymore.
00:44:29
whenisspring
 And of course, you know, Reddit, even though I don't have an account, I just sp browse as a creeping stalker. um It's now recognized my phone and starts like, you curating me.
00:44:41
whenisspring
 So I get like firefighting, firefighting stuff.
00:44:46
whenisspring
 And I feel so disconnected from the firefighting community. It's on Reddit, I guess I should say, specifically on Reddit.
00:44:55
whenisspring
 It's like, I'm five years on the job. I can't do this job anymore. It's terrible. It's doing this all to me. And, you know, I just don't see the perks of the job. And no one ever, and no one ever speaks up like, here's why the job's great.
00:45:08
whenisspring
 And then it's, and it's never like, Hey, I'm a 20. No, nobody's comes on there and says, I'm a 20 year farm. And this is why the career is rewarding.
00:45:14
whenisspring
 There are hard challenges to the career, but nobody's defending the career anymore. And it's like, Oh man, I don't know what, I think people need to hear the good side of the fire department, you know,
00:45:26
whenisspring
 We're ranting, but not one of us has been like, fuck the fire department.
00:45:30
whenisspring
 you know It's it's heard different now. it's I guess that's part of being an old man.
00:45:37
whenisspring
 know Being a dinosaur.
00:45:39
Chris
 Yeah. guess, but man. Yeah. It's, yeah.
00:45:43
whenisspring
 i see all these patterns.
00:45:44
Chris
 It's, it's, it's the best job in the world.
00:45:47
whenisspring
 It's the best job in the world. It will always be the best job in the world.
00:45:50
whenisspring
 There's no more rewarding and disappointing
00:45:54
whenisspring
 job at the same time right you'll never find that high and low in a job like this yeah
00:45:59
Chris
 Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think there's really many other jobs that have the highs and lows.
00:46:06
whenisspring
 ah but the highs are so great and the lows are bad because you haven't learned to deal with the lows yet when you start to re-form how the lows act in your brain and you say oh i did the best and i did the thing the lows aren't as bad
00:46:24
whenisspring
 you know Yeah, the sure.
00:46:24
Chris
 Yeah, I mean, they still hurt. But, yeah.
00:46:28
Chris
 But I mean, that's Because we're humans.
00:46:31
whenisspring
 Some of you.
00:46:33
whenisspring
 You know here people are, but you know
00:46:37
whenisspring
 some of us are not. I keep going through these Reddit posts. I keep waiting for somebody like me to like jump in. I've got 20 years of the job. I've been doing this my entire life.
00:46:49
whenisspring
 Let me tell you why it's great. Here's why.
00:46:51
whenisspring
 and's like People are like, oh, the pay sucks. Yeah, the pay is not great. It's a middle, it's a not a middle-class job. It's a lower paying, kind of working class job, guys.
00:47:02
whenisspring
 You know, but, it's so great.
00:47:04
Chris
 i But nobody got into this job for the money.
00:47:07
whenisspring
 That's what I told my wife today. I'm like, if you got into this, the fire department for money, I don't know what you were reading.
00:47:14
whenisspring
 Like, what you thought was happening.
00:47:14
Chris
 Or what you were smoking. Yeah.
00:47:17
whenisspring
 It's not happening.
00:47:18
whenisspring
 And, it's her job too. You know, she's a social worker.
00:47:21
whenisspring
 If you don't love that job, you're not going to do it.
00:47:26
whenisspring
 but You got to that job because you love it.
00:47:29
whenisspring
 Everyone who's a firefighter loves being a firefighter, at least at one point was like, man, that seems like a cool-ass job.
00:47:36
whenisspring
 And if you don't let it be a cool-ass job, it's not a cool-ass job anymore.
00:47:41
whenisspring
 But you got to let it be cool.
00:47:41
Chris
 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can't. It's not the kind of job that you're like, I can just drudge through this for 20 years.
00:47:49
whenisspring
 No, because it's it'll it will chew you up.
00:47:53
whenisspring
 Because if you can't find the the thing that makes it cool, because the thing that makes it cool is the bad shit that happens.
00:48:03
whenisspring
 It's terrible to say, but you know dope nobody's enjoying the day on the job at the fire department of doing nothing.
00:48:12
Chris
 Well, yeah, yeah. Nobody working for the fire department has a good day unless somebody out there is having the worst day of their life.
00:48:21
whenisspring
 Right. You know, you and I have both been medics in the field at a significant portion of our career.
00:48:29
whenisspring
 You didn't have a good day as a paramedic. If you're like, well, I didn't do a single paramedic skill today. Right.
00:48:35
whenisspring
 You weren't like, that was a great shift.
00:48:37
whenisspring
 yeah that but Nobody enjoys those days.
00:48:41
whenisspring
 you You enjoy catastrophic days, unfortunately.
00:48:45
whenisspring
 You know, it's a
00:48:46
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because it's the humdrum stuff that gets to you.
00:48:50
whenisspring
 Yes, that's always been my complaint. It's not.
00:48:53
whenisspring
 The people that are killing the fire department, the EMS services specifically, are the people that are calling 911 for the bullshit.
00:49:00
whenisspring
 We don't. Nobody, at least I would say, I'm going to speak for a majority of firemen I know, and EMTs, nobody is mad when they go on a cardiac arrest.
00:49:10
whenisspring
 Nobody's mad when someone's got real difficulty breathing and really has chest pains.
00:49:14
whenisspring
 we We went to school for that.
00:49:15
Chris
 Yeah, somebody's got a raging STEMI. I'm like, all right.
00:49:17
whenisspring
 Right. We went to school for that, right?
00:49:20
whenisspring
 That's why we went to school.
00:49:22
whenisspring
 What we didn't go to school for was I'm picking grandma up from the nursing home when there's staff watching me, right?
00:49:29
whenisspring
 Nobody's, that's not, I've got, oh, you have a leg cramp and you're calling 911 at two o'clock in the morning.
00:49:37
whenisspring
 You know, and went like yesterday and a a young man says to us, well, I called you guys because even though I was halfway to the hospital, I knew you guys would get me in faster.
00:49:48
whenisspring
 but we didn't get in the job for that.
00:49:50
whenisspring
 ah Nobody went to school like, that's what I want to do.
00:49:55
whenisspring
 Right. Right. wi But nobody has ever, always, because people, you know, it's it's sad.
00:50:03
whenisspring
 It's kind of humorously sad that people always apologize when it's their worst day.
00:50:10
whenisspring
 Oh my God, I'm so sorry that you had to call you guys.
00:50:12
whenisspring
 and you know I had to hate to bother you when I've had this raging STEMI.
00:50:17
whenisspring
 Like, whoa, man, that's what we got it for.
00:50:19
whenisspring
 That's what we're here for.
00:50:21
whenisspring
 But when you call us for bullshit, you're like, eh, you guys are taxis, right?
00:50:21
Chris
 Please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:26
whenisspring
 yeah No, no, we, the guy yesterday, his house could have caught fire. It didn't catch fire, right? Nobody was hurt. He was so, thank guys for being here so quickly. you like I'm so glad you guys got here. You know, I'm so sorry to bother you. Sir, you're not bothering us. We heard F1ST and we were fucking jumping for joy into the engine.
00:50:48
whenisspring
 Like, Like nobody was like, oh man, we really have to go on this call?
00:50:52
whenisspring
 You know, we were fucking, screw we were screaming down the highway fast as we could going, all right, we're going to pull this line. This is where, you know, we're doing our job.
00:51:00
whenisspring
 We were happy. You know, we're not happy when we're going to IHOP at three o'clock in the morning for the 12th time because they they can't fix their alarm system.
00:51:08
whenisspring
 You know, that's, that's the real truth of the job in my mind.
00:51:12
Chris
 so yeah, absolutely. Okay. I mean, be like, you know, The CPA, yeah yeah and tax season and stuff like that, I'm sure they are like gung ho. That's their, you know, I love it.
00:51:28
Chris
 And then, yeah, if somebody calls them up, it's like, can you help me balance my checkbook?
00:51:32
whenisspring
 right sure sure yeah i mean i know that there are people who are in jobs that they don't like i get that i'm sure there are people in the fire department who don't like the job anymore and i feel very much sympathy for them because it's look it's a commitment that you're in right you've whether you're under a contract with your department or
00:51:32
Chris
 I mean, um it it's got to be something similar. Yeah. But.
00:51:56
whenisspring
 Whatever it is, you've put a lot in to be where you're at.
00:52:00
whenisspring
 you know yeah You've gone through lots of classes.
Paramedicine's Evolving Role
00:52:03
whenisspring
 You did some sort of getting into some sort of physical fitness. You did a lot to get where you're at. And it it's hard to walk away.
00:52:10
Chris
 yeah Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:52:12
whenisspring
 you know And it's hard to be like, I'm just done.
00:52:16
whenisspring
 If you literally can't find anything to enjoy the job anymore, it's time to go.
00:52:24
whenisspring
 if you go on a STEMI and you're like, fuck this crap. I'm a paramedic.
00:52:29
whenisspring
 I don't want to go on STEMIs.
00:52:33
whenisspring
 I can't help you. There is no help for you at that point.
00:52:36
whenisspring
 Because, you know, because you're not going to be happy no matter what.
00:52:37
Chris
 Yeah. Right. yeah No, you're not. And the way, you know, I always looked at it as, you know, it's people look at us as though we do have the best job in the world.
00:52:51
whenisspring
 Yeah. They're jealous of us.
00:52:53
Chris
 Because, yeah, I mean, well, I mean, rightfully so.
00:52:54
whenisspring
 Cops are always jealous of us. ah Of course.
00:52:58
Chris
 Yeah, if they got five more points right on the ah test, they would have been a fireman.
00:53:03
whenisspring
 That's right.
00:53:04
Chris
 But, ah yeah, I mean, who else shows up to somebody's house and people just trust you as a stranger with their loved one who is critically ill? I mean...
00:53:14
whenisspring
 Not only that...
00:53:15
Chris
 People don't even go to the ER. r you know When you get to the ER, r you can't always tell. They're like looking at the doctors and everything, but not the paramedics and the firefighters and all. They're like, here, we trust you.
00:53:25
whenisspring
 they... they they not only trust you, they have hope that you're going to do something.
00:53:33
whenisspring
 Right. Like the, they are more helpful that when they're in their worst moment and it could be, and I always say like, I don't even mind when I go to the busted pipes because that's their worst moment.
00:53:46
whenisspring
 Right. Like I i get it.
00:53:49
whenisspring
 We're here to help. Like, we're not going to do everything you think we're going to do, but we're here to help.
00:53:54
Chris
 And nine times out of 10, we're going to do something.
00:53:57
whenisspring
 We're going to do something. You know, it's not going to be...
00:54:00
Chris
 Yeah. And I've been on calls like that. They're like, we got nothing we can do. was like, do something, you know, what put them on oxygen or, you know, ah you know ah take the smoke detector down and fiddle with it or something.
00:54:12
Chris
 That's not going do anything. I don't care. It makes them feel good. They they see us doing something.
00:54:18
whenisspring
 ah it's it Like said, that's the best part of the job.
00:54:21
whenisspring
 but When someone's disaster, they don't call anybody else.
00:54:26
whenisspring
 Is it annoying sometimes when get phone calls?
00:54:29
whenisspring
 Like, hey, I've got this going on. I don't know who else to call.
00:54:33
whenisspring
 I'm calling you guys. Yeah, we come out there and we say, hey, I don't... This isn't us. We're going to call the right company.
00:54:40
whenisspring
 That's why we did something. They know that we're going to do something.
00:54:44
whenisspring
 They don't call the police like that.
00:54:47
whenisspring
 They very rarely... and I know there's a
00:54:55
whenisspring
 people out there that say like ems workers get assaulted a crazy amount and it's not that we don't get assaulted it's very rarely people who are in the right mind right people aren't calling 9-1-1 to beat up em ems workers you know they don't fight with us when we get there very rarely and if it's usually it's because of a medical or psychiatric issue right
00:55:04
Chris
 Oh, yeah, no, it's not. Yeah.
00:55:16
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. There's some kind of chemical imbalance, medical ideology, something like that. God, the good old days of wrestling a diabetic.
00:55:25
whenisspring
 Yeah, I mean, but but how great did you like think about it?
00:55:32
whenisspring
 It's so hard to remember the first time you were a paramedic and you gave D50. You felt like you're a goddamn doctor.
00:55:42
whenisspring
 You're like, you're a damn road doctor.
00:55:43
Chris
 You're a damn road doctor.
00:55:45
whenisspring
 went to medical school.
00:55:47
whenisspring
 But Or Narcan. Remember, like, now it's different now, but remember the first time you gave Narcan and you woke somebody up from basically dead?
00:55:50
Chris
 Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah
00:55:57
whenisspring
 okay Think about that. Like, um my...
00:56:00
Chris
 Oh yeah. Those were always the calls. Yeah. The diabetics and the overdoses like in the yeah early twenty ten Yeah. Those were those calls that it's like I am literally going to make an immediate impact on this person that is clear as day.
00:56:19
whenisspring
 You see this person who is barely breathing and out of their mind.
00:56:23
whenisspring
 I'm going to fix them right here.
00:56:26
whenisspring
 They're going to get ah peanut butter and jelly sandwich from me and be fine after I'm done with this medicine.
00:56:33
whenisspring
 ah We would do it constantly.
00:56:36
Chris
 yeah And it's like even the diabetics that we would wrestle and tussle with and everything.
00:56:38
whenisspring
 And I. Wow. Yeah.
00:56:42
Chris
 After we fixed them, they're thanking us and, oh, how bad was I this time? And, you know, it was, yeah.
00:56:50
whenisspring
 Remember the one who lived on... looks like near No, no, no, no.
00:56:55
whenisspring
 That was the other one. But the one who lived like on Loblolly. He always had his CPAP mask and he would always like be screaming in his CPAP mask at you. ah Oh my god. i He was always like...
00:57:07
whenisspring
 You'd have to wrestle him to the ground.
00:57:10
whenisspring
 who out like and This is another crazy rant about it. but We used to just do it with you and your partner.
00:57:18
whenisspring
 You didn't call anybody.
00:57:18
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. If you called for a help, it's like, what are you, a coward?
00:57:22
whenisspring
 Right. right like Except for Steve.
00:57:25
whenisspring
 You got help on Steve.
00:57:26
Chris
 Oh, good gosh, yes.
00:57:26
whenisspring
 because We're going to need 12 of us.
00:57:28
Chris
 But otherwise, yeah, otherwise it was, yeah, okay, yeah um you're 170 pounds. Take down that 300-pound man and hold him still so I can get this IV.
00:57:41
whenisspring
 And we just did it.
00:57:43
whenisspring
 And it was awesome.
00:57:45
whenisspring
 And yeah, sometimes a poodle bit you. And yeah, sometimes an icicle knocks you out.
00:57:52
Chris
 Yeah, look, I did put something out the other day. i was like, make sure all crews are paying attention to icicles today.
00:58:00
whenisspring
 That was just part of the job.
00:58:02
whenisspring
 That's the, that is the job.
00:58:04
whenisspring
 It's still the job.
00:58:05
whenisspring
 You know, it's one of the things I hate about paramedicine now is diabetics. We shouldn't be taking the hospital. The right thing to do is treat them and street them and make them follow up with their doctor.
00:58:15
Chris
 Right. Well, and that's a, but I think the problem is so many people aren't following up with their doctor. And so if we take them to the hospital, we're kind of forcing them to, but then the hospital's not doing it all the time.
00:58:26
Chris
 So it's, yeah it's a, honestly, it should be, oh, a diabetic call.
00:58:26
whenisspring
 Right. We're just.
00:58:30
Chris
 Swift is coming out.
00:58:32
whenisspring
 Sure. But we should treat them, treat them like we used to. They can follow up with our, you know, community paramedicine or they can follow up with their doctor, but that's their choice.
00:58:41
whenisspring
 Taking them to the hospital, I never liked it because we were forcing them into a situation.
00:58:46
whenisspring
 Now where they get a bill and that's not their doctor, no matter what you are.
00:58:50
whenisspring
 This is a PSA for everybody in the world.
00:58:52
whenisspring
 The ER r is not your doctor.
00:58:54
whenisspring
 They are not there to treat you. They are there to get you the hell out of the ER.
00:58:58
Chris
 Yeah. The only time I was like really insistent on i going to the hospital is like, do you have a doctor? if they didn't, it's like, or yeah if they didn't, I'm like, yeah, okay. You probably need to go see somebody. But, you know, if it was one of those, know, why'd your sugar drop?
00:59:12
Chris
 Oh, I have no idea. ah Maybe something else is going on, but it was the, Oh yeah, i forgot to eat dinner and I took my insulin or, you know, oh, I, you did too much of this or, know, whatever it was.
00:59:23
Chris
 If there's usually an underlying reason why their sugar was off, that was fine, but it, yeah.
00:59:25
whenisspring
 Yeah. Almost on... It always bugged me when that change happened because we went from being what I thought was the savior to kind of just a burden on the system.
00:59:40
whenisspring
 Because then they just sit in the ER and get pissed off.
00:59:42
Chris
 Well, when you also have certain medical directors who are paid per contact in the ER.
00:59:48
whenisspring
 Sure. Sure. That is a whole other point of it.
00:59:51
whenisspring
 But, you know, I just... It always bothered me that we took away that from our medics. Because that feeling is the best feeling that you get.
00:59:59
whenisspring
 There's maybe two other feelings that are better.
01:00:06
whenisspring
 Delivering a baby and bringing somebody literally back from the dead.
01:00:10
whenisspring
 You don't get much better than that. But going, hey, up your loved one, I'm going to fix them right now.
01:00:20
whenisspring
 That's the great part of it.
01:00:20
Chris
 I don't know if delivering a baby is that it's, great it's, it's very wet.
01:00:24
whenisspring
 it's great I never really like enjoyed it.
01:00:29
whenisspring
 But I'm told by humans that they find the experience fun.
01:00:32
Chris
 yeah I mean, i it is cool that somewhere out there, there's a kid that's got my name on its birth certificate, but, but yeah.
01:00:39
whenisspring
 I understand other departments that make a big deal of it.
01:00:42
whenisspring
 You know, like um some departments do the Stork citation.
01:00:47
whenisspring
 i you know i always thought that was cool. I understand it.
01:00:50
Chris
 We should do something like that.
01:00:51
whenisspring
 Of course we should. Just like we should have bring back the the the red citation for your uniform.
01:00:59
whenisspring
 you know You should get another star every time you save a life. you know
01:01:04
Chris
 I thought they brought that back.
01:01:06
whenisspring
 I think you just get a certificate now.
01:01:09
Chris
 No, they've had little red pins attached to them.
01:01:13
whenisspring
 Well, then that must be the new new...
01:01:15
whenisspring
 Because they weren't doing it for a while. But you should get a Stark pin.
01:01:21
whenisspring
 You should get know the Star of Life pin.
01:01:23
whenisspring
 You should get those things.
01:01:26
whenisspring
 Because you should... you know i i always think about... Like our medals are so out of whack compared to our careers.
01:01:36
whenisspring
 Like I've got 20 years in, I've got like four citations. I've got multiples of a couple.
01:01:41
whenisspring
 But if you look at like a 20 year cop, it's like, oh, you got all these citations. And it's not that their citations are meaningless. It's that they mean different things.
01:01:51
Chris
 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you made your 300th safe stop or whatever yeah yeah yeah
01:01:51
whenisspring
 Like, hey, this is good conduct. This is, you know, all these things that you get citations for. We don't do that Yeah, and we don't do that and we don't celebrate our people like that, so we don't we don't give our people those citations.
01:02:05
whenisspring
 Hey, you've delivered four babies. That's something to have on your chest to be proud of.
01:02:08
Chris
 yeah well and i think that's part of the problem is as a whole for the most part fire and ems we're very humble people we don't want the limelight we don't want that
01:02:21
Chris
 or we've been ingrained to think that we don't want it, I guess, is probably closer to the truth.
01:02:27
whenisspring
 I'm the worst one because when I write up citations, I put my crew and I don't put my name in it.
01:02:31
Chris
 Yep. I'm right there with you.
01:02:33
whenisspring
 yeah Right? I don't want to say they they did it.
01:02:35
whenisspring
 I didn't do shit.
01:02:37
whenisspring
 You know, that they they deserve the citations.
01:02:44
whenisspring
 But, you know, we just don't celebrate the same way other services do.
01:02:48
whenisspring
 It's just, you know, it's our own curse. you know, if that makes people feel better that they can look down their chest and say, Hey, I got all these service awards.
01:02:58
whenisspring
 No. Why isn't there, why isn't there a good conduct award for, you know, every five years?
01:03:00
Chris
 Yeah. What's it hurt?
01:03:04
whenisspring
 Like, Hey man, you, really been doing a good job here.
01:03:08
whenisspring
 No, you know, it sucks for the people that didn't get the good conduct award, but you know
01:03:12
Chris
 Yeah. But that maybe spurs them to not be a shit bag.
01:03:16
whenisspring
 yeah. Yeah. I look at the army. I mean, You look at the army, you get a good conduct award, you get, you know, all kinds of meritorious service awards.
01:03:25
whenisspring
 That doesn't necessarily mean you did something crazy heroic. It's just a tracking of your career.
01:03:31
whenisspring
 You know, when you're chief, you can fix all that stuff.
01:03:33
Chris
 Yeah. sir yeah yeah
01:03:43
whenisspring
 Well, we've been ranting for over an hour.
01:03:47
whenisspring
 Did you have a topic you wanted to bring up at all?
01:03:47
Chris
 Yeah. No, I mean, I think, yeah, the fire department chat was a good topic for today.
01:03:54
whenisspring
 Yeah, yeah, well,
01:03:57
whenisspring
 I always, we're not a fire department podcast, right?
01:04:01
Chris
 Yeah, no, we're not.
01:04:02
whenisspring
 That's not what, we don't, we're not getting salty or whatever the fuck, you know, and I'm not, I don't want to take anything away from those guys because some of, you know, some of their podcasts are great.
01:04:14
whenisspring
 we're not like pushing the agenda of anything. I hope we're not pushing an agenda of anything.
01:04:18
Chris
 Oh, God. No, it's just.
01:04:19
whenisspring
 You know, I just, I do think that our voices and people like our voices probably need to step up in the fire service because I look at these young kids and they say, somebody has to stop here and say, wait second, and there are rewards to this.
01:04:34
Chris
 yeah yeah yeah the love of the job is there yeah
01:04:35
whenisspring
 You know, it's, yeah, I, but I need you to find, and I look at the ones who love the job. You know, I can, I could probably write down the name of every officer that's going to be in the Salisbury firepower in the next 10 years.
01:04:54
whenisspring
 I could do that today.
01:04:57
whenisspring
 um and don't want to do that, but I think I could do it. And I want to look at the other people and say, the reason is they love the job and we know they love the job.
01:05:13
whenisspring
 If you don't love the job, we're not gonna promote, we shouldn't promote you.
Career Challenges and Fulfillment
01:05:19
Chris
 Yeah. I mean, that's yeah. Yeah. the The new Hazmat Jefe, he loves the job.
01:05:26
whenisspring
 Yeah, loves the job. One of the reasons I wanted him to take it over.
01:05:28
Chris
 And you can tell. Yes. Yeah. He is one of those shining examples.
01:05:34
whenisspring
 Yeah, yeah, he and it's unfortunate because there's no promotional points for that.
01:05:44
whenisspring
 Right. The new system is terrible because just because you tested well, you take a test doesn't mean you love the job and you're not showing other people.
01:05:58
whenisspring
 And I look, I can say I'm sure in certain parts of my career, I didn't love the job or didn't show that I love the job.
01:06:04
whenisspring
 I still love the job. ah just, you know, but yeah.
01:06:07
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Those times were, you know, yeah It gets on your shoulders and yeah, that's just how it is for a while.
01:06:15
whenisspring
 Yeah, but the people that should be promoted and leading people should love the job.
01:06:22
whenisspring
 And the people who are good at the job, love it.
01:06:26
whenisspring
 And you should be good at the job because the job will kill you in more ways than one.
01:06:32
whenisspring
 You know, I watched my father stress himself to death at his job, which is one of the reasons I'm a fireman, because I don't want to stress myself to myself to the job.
01:06:41
whenisspring
 So love your job. find satisfaction in what you do whatever it is you do find satisfaction in it and if that doesn't satisfy you you only get one shot of this life find the thing that you love right if you love fucking being the greeter at walmart because you like interacting with people and it's fun that's your job bro you know you know it's it's it's the talk of the salisbury firework we got to promote promoting sucks
01:07:00
Chris
 Have at it. Yeah. Yeah. hey Yeah.
01:07:12
whenisspring
 You love the job less the more you promote.
01:07:13
Chris
 Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
01:07:16
whenisspring
 Because it's not the job you love. Right? No matter what, once you take a promotion, it's a step away from the job you love.
01:07:24
whenisspring
 You know, every promotion?
01:07:25
Chris
 Well, that's the thing. it goes from being the job to a job.
01:07:30
whenisspring
 Yeah. It has to, right? it's
01:07:34
whenisspring
 you you know You get to my level, at I'm a step away.
01:07:39
whenisspring
 you know I'm two steps away from the job I love. right I still love my job, it's but it's the job I really love is two steps below me.
01:07:47
whenisspring
 you know and like Like I told Sherry,
01:07:49
Chris
 Oh, yeah. Being a street medic. Or a chauffeur. Those are the two best things in the world. Oh
01:07:54
whenisspring
 I've told my wife many times, if I could just drive the fire truck every day, i would be i'd I'd come to work smiling, I'd wear my little gloves and my hat, I'd be the happiest man in the world.
01:07:57
Chris
 my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.
01:08:08
whenisspring
 That's not where I'm at, and it's I still love my job.
01:08:12
whenisspring
 But the job is really down there. And you get above my level, you're steps and steps away from the job.
01:08:21
whenisspring
 You feel... i think I would say at my level and above, you feel like you're watching other people do the job you love.
01:08:29
Chris
 Oh, a thousand percent.
01:08:31
whenisspring
 And when you get to do it, you're like, oh yeah, that job's really cool.
01:08:36
whenisspring
 And that's what I try to say to our medics all the time. like You're doing the cool shit.
01:08:41
whenisspring
 Yeah, it sucks at 3 o'clock a morning when you get up. But you're still doing the cool shit.
01:08:46
whenisspring
 You know. I told...
01:08:47
Chris
 Let's say the last time i you know, covered a medic and i was working with one of our newer medics.
01:08:57
Chris
 And yeah don't know, we only had like five or six calls during that 10 hours. But, you know, they're like, I'll take this call. I'm like, no, you won't. I got it. Yeah. I haven't done the fun stuff in a long time. Let me do this. Let me have this.
01:09:09
whenisspring
 You guys are dipping in and doing the cool shit. I to do all the paperwork.
01:09:14
whenisspring
 I got to do, ah look, and I, this is something that has to be said. Somebody has to do our job, my job and your job, right?
01:09:22
whenisspring
 So my job is to make sure my crew is working safely and doing the job.
01:09:26
whenisspring
 That's important.
01:09:27
whenisspring
 I think my job is very important. Somebody has to do your job to make sure that we have the shit we need to do our jobs, right?
01:09:33
whenisspring
 Those are all, it's all essential, but the cool shit is the people that I'm watching do it.
01:09:33
Chris
 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every it's all essential.
01:09:41
whenisspring
 And that's what I told the jefe.
01:09:43
whenisspring
 I said, you're going to find the hardest part is you have to watch people do the job you love.
01:09:49
whenisspring
 You're going to watch people and you have to not stop them from doing it. You have to let them do it.
01:09:55
whenisspring
 You know, that's the worst part.
01:09:57
whenisspring
 And you're going to be like, I could do it better. And you're going say, i can't. I have to let them do it.
01:10:01
Chris
 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God. God, everybody listen to this. Go join your fire department and be a firefighter. It's the best thing in the world.
01:10:12
whenisspring
 Best thing in the world.
01:10:13
Chris
 Or at least try it. Maybe it is the thing you like.
01:10:18
whenisspring
 Sad part is, if you don't like it, you find out right when it's really hot and really dark.
01:10:26
whenisspring
 Usually, honestly, that to the world, you know in the academy, and whatever fire academy you go to, whether you like it or not.
01:10:37
whenisspring
 It's not the real thing, but it's close enough that you're like, I don't like this. Right.
01:10:42
Chris
 Yeah. if it Yeah. if yeah yeah If it's the, I don't know, you don't like it.
01:10:48
Chris
 Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. I just, yeah. But if it's not for you, like you said, find the thing that's you and do it and enjoy it.
01:10:58
whenisspring
 Find the thing you love.
01:11:00
whenisspring
 right My neighbor does a job that I would literally... Actually, my best friend does a job that I've told him numerous times I would blow my brains out before working eight hours at his job.
01:11:10
whenisspring
 see He reads reports and QAs them. That's what he does all day. motherfucker loves it. He loves it. He goes to work. He turns it puts sports radio in.
01:11:21
whenisspring
 He listens to sports radio all day.
01:11:23
whenisspring
 No one ever talks to him and he loves it. And he's like, i why would I change jobs? I'm like, you shouldn't. If you love that job, do that job.
01:11:30
Chris
 Yeah. yeah If you love it, do it. Yeah.
01:11:35
whenisspring
 I would never do your job.
01:11:39
whenisspring
 I'm looking at three and a half years going, I don't know how to have a real job.
01:11:45
whenisspring
 What do normal people do?
Conclusion and Listener Engagement
01:11:52
whenisspring
 Well, I think we think we hit a high point and a low point, and i think we're at the end.
01:11:55
Chris
 Yeah. I think so. Yeah. But yeah, it's ah it's good to have these sessions every now and again. And yeah.
01:12:03
Chris
 Yeah. I hope people out there you know take a little bit. yeah And yeah. Yeah. Still, reach out to us. Let us know you know what it is you love to do.
01:12:12
whenisspring
 CLTruitt22 on BlueSky.
01:12:14
Chris
 I'm not on Blue Sky.
01:12:17
whenisspring
 Just on X. X, can I give it to you?
01:12:18
Chris
 Jess on X. X going give it to you. Yeah.
01:12:22
whenisspring
 Or join the Discord. Or you know what? Run down the streets naked saying, I love this job and I love this podcast.
01:12:30
whenisspring
 So everybody knows.
01:12:33
Chris
 But until then, take care, folks.
01:12:36
whenisspring
 Have a good day.