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Our 100th episode of Season 2
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Welcome back! This week, after the normal Rigmarole (gym etiquette, houses, Halloween); Ron wants to know how to enact revenge; Chris takes us through some of the crazy topics we’ve discussed over the last 9th years. As always please like, subscribe, and share with your friends. Come join the discussions on the Discord Channel (https://discord.gg/TbxA7gcUky) and follow us on Twitter, @cltruitt22. Thanks and take care!
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Transcript
100th Episode Celebration
00:00:06
Chris
Welcome back to the Mythic Giraffe podcast. I'm Chris.
00:00:09
Papa Nurgle
And I'm a plague ridden run.
00:00:12
Chris
Yeah. It's a shame because this is our hundredth episode.
00:00:16
Papa Nurgle
Oh my god, is it?
00:00:17
Chris
Yes.
00:00:19
Papa Nurgle
Oh jeez.
00:00:20
Chris
Yeah.
00:00:21
Papa Nurgle
I wish I had known I would have planned something.
00:00:27
Chris
ah Well, I mean, we are both dressed in tuxedos.
00:00:28
Papa Nurgle
and word
00:00:32
Chris
Yeah.
00:00:32
Papa Nurgle
I'm wearing my special banana hammock.
00:00:34
Chris
There you go.
Gym Attire Faux Pas
00:00:37
Papa Nurgle
As I was complaining to you the other day, I'm not judging any person on their personal choices, but don't walk around the gym in really, really tight leggings as a 60-year-old dude, and then wear a banana hammock and walk around the locker room into the sauna.
00:00:52
Chris
Nice.
00:00:57
Papa Nurgle
i mean
00:00:58
Chris
Was this the same person who was working out in the sauna?
00:01:01
Papa Nurgle
No, that was a different person. That guy was in full sweat suit. That, that wasn't the thing.
00:01:06
Chris
Yeah.
00:01:08
Papa Nurgle
That person was trying to give himself a heart attack.
00:01:11
Chris
no
00:01:11
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. And just so you all know, saunas don't help you lose weight.
00:01:12
Chris
Or throw themself into dehydration.
00:01:17
Papa Nurgle
It's scientifically proven. You only get a five to six calorie boost over sitting exactly still.
00:01:24
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:01:27
Papa Nurgle
All you're doing is dehydrating yourself.
00:01:29
Chris
Yeah. Isn't it like pretty much the same as, you know, the people are like, Oh, if you drink ice water, your body has to work at it.
00:01:35
Papa Nurgle
Yeah, it's just this nonsense.
00:01:35
Chris
It's not really this yet. Yeah. Yeah.
00:01:38
Papa Nurgle
It's not how it works.
00:01:39
Chris
yeah
00:01:40
Papa Nurgle
but you ah so That's not true. If all you drank was ice water and didn't eat anything, you would lose weight, not be healthy.
00:01:45
Chris
Oh yeah. Yeah. No, no, no.
00:01:49
Papa Nurgle
Don't do that.
00:01:52
Papa Nurgle
Don't do that.
00:01:53
Chris
Yeah. So.
Age and Locker Room Nudity
00:01:55
Chris
Yeah, I know we've joked about this before, but what is the age that you just don't care in the locker room and you just walk around naked?
00:02:07
Papa Nurgle
It's got to be 55.
00:02:09
Chris
i be i I'm not there.
00:02:12
Papa Nurgle
I'm not close.
00:02:13
Chris
No.
00:02:14
Papa Nurgle
I feel like I've got 10 years to get comfortable with that idea, but I'm not there yet.
00:02:19
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:02:20
Papa Nurgle
um It is weird.
00:02:22
Chris
It is. Yeah, it's. That's why it's your privates.
00:02:27
Papa Nurgle
And I get like, some people probably go from the gym to like other activities. That's why they shower, which my gym is a little weird you would think like they would have uh you know like you'd have the shower and then you would have a little changing area attached to the shower now they just have showers that open up into the rest of the locker room which is a little weird yeah i don't quite get that layout but then they'll like wander around
00:02:47
Chris
Yeah. Oh.
00:02:57
Chris
Are there showers like they are in Starship Troopers where everybody just shares?
00:03:01
Papa Nurgle
No, no. I mean, maybe. I don't know. I don't go to the showers. I never shower at the gym. So I just, uh, I go to the gym and then I come home and shower.
00:03:09
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
Nudity and Home Ownership
00:03:13
Chris
Yeah, but that's the thing. Like when you're at home, when you get out of the shower, do you prance around your house naked?
00:03:17
Papa Nurgle
Well, I pay the mortgage. So yeah.
00:03:24
Chris
OK. Well, yeah.
00:03:26
Papa Nurgle
It's not my fault that the state put that, that, uh, playground behind my house. That's on them.
00:03:32
Chris
oh ah Ron's neighbors, they've got a, you know, alarm clock. but It's almost showering time.
00:03:40
Papa Nurgle
That bay window is really big and I don't have curtains.
00:03:47
Chris
ah
00:03:50
Papa Nurgle
It's the most annoying window in my house is the bay window.
00:03:54
Chris
ah Yeah.
Awkward House Layouts
00:03:55
Papa Nurgle
The thing is, ah if my dogs went through my way window, that would be a real bad day for them because they would tumble a store and a half down onto a deck.
00:03:55
Chris
I'm surprised my dogs haven't gone through my bay window.
00:04:08
Chris
yeah
00:04:11
Papa Nurgle
One of the downsides of living a split level.
00:04:13
Chris
Yeah.
00:04:14
Papa Nurgle
It's just awkward. A lot of things are awkward.
00:04:17
Chris
Mm hmm.
00:04:17
Papa Nurgle
My house or a split rancher, whatever you want to call my house.
00:04:19
Chris
Mm hmm.
00:04:23
Chris
Yeah, it's a split level.
00:04:24
Papa Nurgle
Yeah.
00:04:25
Chris
Yeah. What you need is a slide from the second level down.
00:04:31
Papa Nurgle
yeah Yeah. Slides are always the answer.
00:04:35
Chris
Yeah, they are, yeah.
00:04:38
Chris
Get rid of your staircase, shoots and ladders.
00:04:38
Papa Nurgle
Yeah.
00:04:41
Papa Nurgle
Oh, and how do I get?
00:04:42
Chris
I'm sure Sherry would love that.
00:04:44
Papa Nurgle
As I get older, ladders seem like a real bad plan.
00:04:49
Papa Nurgle
I'm already thinking like, as I get older, the eight steps I have in my house are going to be too much. So let's put a letter in.
00:04:57
Chris
Yeah, we could put in an escalator.
00:05:01
Papa Nurgle
ah Oh, now there's an idea. It's got a little room underneath the stairs.
00:05:05
Chris
Yeah. Yeah,
00:05:07
Papa Nurgle
That's where the
Home Modifications Humor
00:05:08
Papa Nurgle
goblins live.
00:05:08
Chris
yeah.
00:05:08
Chris
Yeah, we can make it bidirectional, too.
00:05:11
Papa Nurgle
Well, now I'm in.
00:05:14
Chris
but You just put a switch at the bottom and the top and it's like, you know, press up and ah you go at the top, you press down, you go down.
00:05:21
Papa Nurgle
You had me at bi-directional.
00:05:26
Papa Nurgle
I didn't need to hear the magic of how it worked.
00:05:27
Chris
Well, I mean, the electrical wiring in your house is so stellar anyway, I'm sure it'd be easy to hook it up.
00:05:30
Papa Nurgle
said
00:05:37
Papa Nurgle
It's gotten better. the house hasn't burned down and nor has an electrician come in and said, whoa, you know, wow.
00:05:42
Chris
yeah
00:05:45
Chris
yeah um In a while, I was about to say, yeah, you had an electrician come in and go, huh?
00:05:50
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. Yeah. And maybe one of my lights don't work and I can't figure out why, but other than that, everything's fine.
00:05:59
Chris
Is it the light itself or a switch? You don't know what it does.
00:06:03
Papa Nurgle
No, no. Uh, when I had my basement re done, I had them put recess lighting in and I made a mistake.
00:06:10
Chris
Yeah.
00:06:13
Papa Nurgle
I should have done zone lighting instead of, ah you know, all in one, but they got one, two, three, they put seven lights in and six of them work.
00:06:15
Chris
Oh.
00:06:20
Chris
gotcha Gotcha.
00:06:25
Chris
Hmm.
00:06:27
Papa Nurgle
And I don't know why the seventh doesn't, but it's on the list.
00:06:30
Chris
I just envisioned you like flipping this switch on and off trying to see what it does and your neighbor like two houses down and is going, it's happening again.
00:06:38
Papa Nurgle
No, I do have one switch that I have no idea what it does in my house. I have no concept of what it does.
00:06:43
Chris
and
00:06:45
Papa Nurgle
I've tried and tried. Yeah, it's weird.
00:06:49
Chris
yeah
00:06:50
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. I think it works.
00:06:51
Chris
and That's the problem. The only way you can track the wires is to rip the wall out.
00:06:52
Papa Nurgle
and now
00:06:55
Papa Nurgle
Right. Which I haven't been willing to do.
00:06:58
Chris
Yeah.
00:06:58
Papa Nurgle
It's really a failing on my part.
00:07:00
Chris
Oh, yeah,
Mystifying Home Electricals
00:07:01
Chris
yeah, yeah.
00:07:02
Papa Nurgle
With all of my junction boxes that i put in the in the wall and they just covered up with drywall saying this won't burn down this will be fine yeah just caps never come off wires if you kill the breakers no electricity yeah that's my super play yeah
00:07:10
Chris
That's it's fine. No, no, they don't.
00:07:21
Chris
Right.
00:07:26
Chris
ah Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where are the light switches in this house? We don't believe in those. We have breakers.
00:07:34
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. That seems like a good plan.
00:07:37
Chris
Yeah.
00:07:39
Papa Nurgle
I only actually only have one light switch in my entire house.
00:07:43
Chris
Really?
00:07:44
Papa Nurgle
That does anything with lights. No, two.
00:07:46
Chris
Oh.
00:07:48
Papa Nurgle
Two. One in the kitchen and then one of my downstairs. Everything else is on like, like we don't have overhead lighting, so there's no switches.
00:07:59
Chris
Yeah, so we've got a ceiling fan in just about every room, so.
00:08:02
Papa Nurgle
Yeah, my swing fans aren't on switches.
00:08:04
Chris
Yeah. Muddy daw.
00:08:05
Papa Nurgle
And they don't have lights on. Yeah.
00:08:08
Chris
I just have lights and they're all on switches.
00:08:08
Papa Nurgle
Only.
00:08:10
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. Well, I don't live all the fancy life.
00:08:14
Chris
Well, there are all those four way switches because it's always fun when I put a new one in. It's like, all right, crap. Red goes to this and there's like four wires in there instead of three and yeah.
00:08:25
Papa Nurgle
Yeah, I know. I want to like put a dimmer in downstairs and I'm like, Hey, it's a lot of work. I'm just going to do it.
00:08:30
Chris
Yeah.
00:08:32
Papa Nurgle
Just not use the light.
00:08:38
Papa Nurgle
Oh boy.
Workout Routines and Illness
00:08:40
Chris
Is that the plague coming out?
00:08:41
Papa Nurgle
Well, yeah. Yeah, the plague's finally breaking up.
00:08:46
Chris
right
00:08:46
Papa Nurgle
It is.
00:08:48
Papa Nurgle
but Yesterday is the first time I haven't worked out at all since January 1st.
00:08:54
Chris
Shoo.
00:08:55
Papa Nurgle
I didn't do a single exercise yesterday.
00:08:57
Chris
Well, it sounds like your body needed it, though.
00:09:00
Papa Nurgle
That's a bullshit answer.
00:09:01
Chris
No, it's not.
00:09:03
Papa Nurgle
My body needs to be punished for its sins.
00:09:06
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Monday was the first time I'd been back in the gym in six weeks because of the surgery. And yeah, I was like, I'm so weak.
00:09:15
Papa Nurgle
Yeah, but two weeks from now you'll be back to you right where you were.
00:09:19
Chris
I hope so. Although I went to go in the gym. When was it Wednesday? I don't know. One day this week, one Monday. And as I'm walking down the hallway,
00:09:29
Chris
I hear Night at the Roxbury blaring from the gym.
00:09:35
Papa Nurgle
Interesting.
00:09:36
Chris
And I walk in, and I see one of our part timers in there, and she just kind of waves and then points. And a medic on a shift that you would not think would be listening to Night at the Roxbury, who may or may not have you know an armory, is banging his head.
00:09:53
Papa Nurgle
I was going to say, I'm O'Hawk.
00:09:55
Chris
And I'm like, I'll come back later.
00:09:58
Papa Nurgle
No, that person exactly fits the Ruxbury to me. Yeah.
00:10:04
Chris
Gosh.
00:10:05
Papa Nurgle
A hundred percent.
00:10:06
Chris
Yeah. I was just like, wow. Okay. ah You do you.
00:10:10
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. In my, uh, my newest member of my shift, we were having a long talk about working out and she's very young and really doesn't know much about working out. So we were like, Oh, well, I was like, well, let's totally, you know, let's just talk about working out and that what you can do.
00:10:27
Papa Nurgle
So I told her, like, I have this idea of like five exercises.
00:10:27
Chris
yeah
00:10:31
Papa Nurgle
Like I had this whole conversation with my wife about there's five exercises that
Exercise Misconceptions
00:10:35
Papa Nurgle
you could do. Like if you don't do anything, but that's five exercises, you'd be perfectly covered in a lot of things like squats, rows, pushups.
00:10:42
Chris
Yeah.
00:10:45
Papa Nurgle
some sort of tricep extension and some sort of bicep curl covers like most of your body and she was having this conversation she's like well you work out like every day i'm like yeah i do work out every day but i do different muscles so my muscles have time to rest she's like well isn't that like your body never has a chance to rest i'm like no no your body rests differently different muscles can rest you know it's a whole thing but i was just thinking about it the whole time i was like
00:10:49
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:52
Chris
yeah
00:11:08
Chris
Yeah.
00:11:12
Papa Nurgle
No one ever sat down and told her how to work out, and that's a real problem.
00:11:16
Chris
Yeah.
00:11:17
Papa Nurgle
Yeah, like, no one ever told me that'll work out either, which is way worse.
00:11:22
Chris
Yeah.
00:11:23
Papa Nurgle
ah You know, he's just neat.
00:11:25
Chris
Wait, isn't her didn't her brother get a sports medicine degree?
00:11:28
Papa Nurgle
I don't know what he ever did. I don't know.
00:11:32
Chris
But he was he was in that path.
00:11:32
Papa Nurgle
I think so. I think he was, yes, you know. Yeah, but, you know, they teach you how to work out.
00:11:39
Chris
Yeah. I mean, think.
00:11:43
Papa Nurgle
You would think.
00:11:44
Chris
Oh, no, we're going to shame this young man.
00:11:47
Papa Nurgle
And all the nonsense you learn anyways, you know, it's nonsense.
00:11:50
Chris
Mm hmm.
00:11:53
Papa Nurgle
But yeah, macros.
00:11:53
Chris
Macros and all that.
00:11:56
Papa Nurgle
I've been tracking my macros for a month now. It is just a pain in the butt.
00:12:01
Chris
Yeah, no. If I'm hungry, I eat.
00:12:05
Papa Nurgle
No, I have to eat when I'm not hungry. That's the worst part.
00:12:08
Chris
Yes.
00:12:10
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. Yeah, or I could yell that by the nutritionist.
00:12:12
Chris
Hmm.
00:12:17
Papa Nurgle
She's already going to yell at me because for two days I've not made my macros because I had soup yesterday.
00:12:21
Chris
Yeah.
00:12:24
Papa Nurgle
That's all I eat.
00:12:24
Chris
Oh, yeah, but again, you were sick.
00:12:28
Papa Nurgle
Yep. She's still going to yell at me.
00:12:29
Chris
Oh, my gosh.
00:12:30
Papa Nurgle
I already know.
00:12:31
Chris
Do you need me to write a note?
00:12:32
Papa Nurgle
Yes.
00:12:36
Papa Nurgle
Please excuse Ron for messing two days, he was sick.
00:12:36
Chris
yeah Yeah, but he ate chia seeds.
00:12:38
Papa Nurgle
That's what I need. Sorry. I didn't eat my tea and seeds though.
00:12:43
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:12:44
Papa Nurgle
I know, I was Italian, I'm getting yelled at. I had noticed I already Yeah!
00:12:48
Chris
That's what I was trying to explain that to somebody the other day. They they were saying something. Oh, is one of my daughters talking about. There's some boy in a class that like heard one thing and now that's all he does or all he focuses on.
00:13:01
Chris
It's like, yeah, that's a man's brain. You tell us what this works. That's what we're going to do.
00:13:07
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. A hundred percent.
00:13:08
Chris
Yeah.
00:13:09
Papa Nurgle
What my, my doctor, my primary care physician or primary care nurse practitioner, PC and E, whatever you want to say.
00:13:17
Chris
Whatever.
00:13:20
Papa Nurgle
Um, I'm not even sure if she's a doctor. I don't know. Let's just do these things.
00:13:24
Chris
primary care provider.
00:13:26
Papa Nurgle
Private. There we go. She, she was like, I want you to start taking a fish oil. for your cholesterol. I was like, okay. I had my follow-up like, I don't know, a month ago or something.
00:13:36
Papa Nurgle
She's like, your cholesterol is amazing. I'm like, you told me to take fish. Well, she's like, have you done it every day? I'm like, you told me to do it.
00:13:44
Chris
yeah Yeah.
00:13:46
Papa Nurgle
I don't under, I don't understand this conversation.
00:13:49
Chris
Yeah. Why do you have confusion, madam?
00:13:51
Papa Nurgle
Right. And my brain says, I do this until you tell me to stop.
00:13:56
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:57
Papa Nurgle
Right. Like,
00:13:58
Chris
There was like one time early on dating my wife and I were out somewhere and she got a red velvet cupcake. She's like, Oh, this is really good. My mind locked that in.
00:14:10
Chris
Sarah likes red velvet. So every year for her birthday, for like the next seven years, I got her a red velvet cake until finally the one year she was like, I don't really like red velvet cake. I was like, but that one time you did see.
00:14:21
Papa Nurgle
But one time.
00:14:23
Chris
Yeah. But that's the thing. That's how our minds work.
00:14:25
Papa Nurgle
yeah Yep.
00:14:27
Chris
And again, those seven years or whatever, she never said no.
00:14:27
Papa Nurgle
Forever.
00:14:30
Chris
So I was
Halloween Candy Chaos
00:14:31
Chris
like, I keep doing this. This is right.
00:14:34
Papa Nurgle
Yep. It's really her fault.
00:14:35
Chris
It is absolutely.
00:14:37
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. Yeah. We can blame her.
00:14:40
Chris
Yeah.
00:14:43
Papa Nurgle
We, uh, yeah, yeah my my wife and I have that same problem quite a bit. But luckily all the food she likes are gross, so I don't eat them.
00:14:55
Chris
yeah So we. What was it? We got some, I don't know, like a cheese board kit somebody gave us or whatever this prepackaged like from Whole Foods or something. There's great cheeses and stuff in it. But one of the jellies was raspberry basil.
00:15:11
Papa Nurgle
Hmm.
00:15:12
Chris
And it was very savory, like it almost had a tomato taste to it. And we tried a little bit of it like, yeah, so yesterday I made myself a stromboli. So instead of sauce, I use that Basil raspberry jelly.
00:15:27
Chris
It was delightful. Just a little bit of sweetness in every bite. Yeah.
00:15:31
Papa Nurgle
I could see that.
00:15:33
Chris
Yeah, it was good.
00:15:33
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. I'm not a big raspberry fan, but I could see that.
00:15:37
Chris
Oh, there it wasn't a huge raspberry taste.
00:15:40
Papa Nurgle
I think the problem with raspberry, it's not that I don't like raspberry. I don't like things that are raspberry flavored. It's like cherries.
00:15:47
Chris
Oh.
00:15:47
Papa Nurgle
I like cherry. Like if you give me a cherry, I'll eat a cherry, but I don't like cherry flavored things.
00:15:51
Chris
Yeah. Oh, yeah, no cherry candies and stuff now.
00:15:54
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:56
Chris
No, that's why Twizzlers are the better licorice because they're strawberry, not that nasty red vine, quote unquote, cherry.
00:16:00
Papa Nurgle
Yeah, here's the the superior. It's the third most superior candy. me like We've already gone over.
00:16:16
Chris
ah Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you were sick, so you didn't get to interact with the trick or treaters.
00:16:25
Papa Nurgle
Well, I did. I was forced to. So as my sick ass is standing out, because my wife set up a very elaborate Halloween display, as is her want.
00:16:38
Papa Nurgle
And she had all these motion activated things, but the kids weren't getting close enough to activate them.
00:16:38
Chris
Yeah.
00:16:43
Papa Nurgle
So I had to sit on a chair with like fishing line tied on my fingers to activate the like seven different things she had in the yard.
00:16:51
Chris
You're the puppet master.
00:16:52
Papa Nurgle
So I was dog master. Yeah, so I sat respectfully six plus feet away from all the kids and just pulled strings. Yeah.
00:17:01
Chris
I just envision you like sitting there all wrapped up like Island of Dr. Moreau.
00:17:07
Papa Nurgle
Kind of. Yeah. And then my. My neighbor kid, her her middle kid, I think I don't know, I wonder he came over with one of his friends, I guess.
00:17:23
Papa Nurgle
And like they came over once. I gave him gloves. You know, we gave him glow sticks. All right. Go ahead and, you know, have fun getting you go six stuff. And then this kid comes back who this, this kid is, I don't know.
00:17:34
Papa Nurgle
I don't know. He's weird.
00:17:35
Chris
Yeah.
00:17:36
Papa Nurgle
And they're like, the night's not over, but it's getting close. He's like, I'm just going to take all this stuff. and I'm like, put all that back.
00:17:42
Chris
Would you take all this stuff?
00:17:43
Papa Nurgle
What are you doing?
00:17:46
Papa Nurgle
He was just go the like, he was going to take my whole cany bowl. He was going to take like, we had glow stick, like tons of glow sticks.
00:17:50
Chris
Why?
00:17:52
Papa Nurgle
I was just going to take all these. I'm like, put them back and then like he looked at me like I was crazy because I was saying no like I know the kid was
00:18:03
Chris
Wow.
00:18:07
Chris
Yeah, we ah we passed that candy and yeah, there are definitely people. Who were just out there to get some candy, but still.
00:18:19
Chris
They're doing, you know, they're walking around doing that instead of acting like a miscreant somewhere, so.
00:18:25
Papa Nurgle
we oh god so excuse me i'm sorry We went through so much candy.
00:18:28
Chris
Yeah,
00:18:30
Papa Nurgle
We ate about every piece of our candy this year, which was awesome. We had two winners for our big big bars.
00:18:35
Chris
yeah so did we.
00:18:38
Chris
Yeah.
00:18:38
Papa Nurgle
One girl made herself a homemade mac and cheese box.
00:18:42
Chris
Oh.
00:18:43
Papa Nurgle
So she had like a cutout. hamper that she like made into the box that she wore with like suspenders and then she had paper towel rolls that she had painted or uh 12 paper rolls she painted yellow to be the mac and cheese so she got one giant gift and then another one was this this uh very very young girl who had an amazing like makeup
00:18:59
Chris
that's really creative. Yeah.
00:19:08
Papa Nurgle
I'm sure she didn't do it, but, um, I think she was like, I don't know, some Disney character that I don't know, but the makeup was amazing. I was like, here you go. And she, her eyes got so big and her, I guess it was her sister looks at him and goes, you're not going to eat that whole candy bar.
00:19:23
Papa Nurgle
Are you? Cause you know, we give out the, you know, the big monster Kit Kat.
00:19:26
Chris
Yeah.
00:19:28
Papa Nurgle
She's like, yes, I am.
00:19:33
Papa Nurgle
Yeah. We gave out.
00:19:35
Chris
Yeah, we we ran out and it got to the point where my wife came back in and was like rummaging. She's like, I found these little baggies of gummies. We'll give them out to, you know, like matz gummies and goldfish and stuff.
00:19:47
Chris
I'm like, whatever.
00:19:50
Papa Nurgle
We yeah but gave out puzzles,
00:19:54
Chris
Nice.
00:19:55
Papa Nurgle
little all glider airplanes that you had to put together, toys, like a big bowl of like poppers and rings of spiders and stuff, glow sticks, bubble, like bubble blowers, and done candy, and then books, out and stickers, and we ran out of pretty much all of it.
00:19:58
Chris
Okay.
00:20:05
Chris
yeah
00:20:18
Chris
Wow.
00:20:18
Papa Nurgle
And I felt so bad because at like nine, um almost nine o'clock, this like couple brings their two kids walking around and I'm like, we're out.
00:20:18
Chris
That's awesome.
00:20:28
Papa Nurgle
Like it lights off. Like we turned the lights off because we're, we're out.
00:20:29
Chris
Yeah.
00:20:32
Papa Nurgle
I feel like so bad.
00:20:33
Chris
Mm hmm.
00:20:33
Papa Nurgle
I'm like, we don't have anything left.
00:20:35
Chris
Yeah. Yeah, it's probably because that year, guys, was like the fourth neighborhood they hit.
00:20:36
Papa Nurgle
Who, who starts at nine o'clock at night? You know, unless you,
00:20:43
Papa Nurgle
Well, that's fine, but I just felt so bad that I didn't have any, I had nothing left to give.
00:20:46
Chris
No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fruitland said this year trick or treating was between five and eight.
00:20:56
Chris
And we were, we were empty by seven. Yeah. Seven.
00:21:04
Papa Nurgle
I would i softly estimate 200 kids came by my house.
00:21:08
Chris
Wow.
00:21:09
Papa Nurgle
It was a ton.
00:21:11
Chris
Yeah.
00:21:11
Papa Nurgle
Yeah.
00:21:12
Chris
I saw this thing and it was like October 31st. Here kids have some candy. Totally fine. November 1st. Here kids have some candy. Not cool. Not cool at all.
00:21:23
Papa Nurgle
It's very fair. Yeah, if I just set up a table and a bunch of candy people go on the police There's a guy stressed really weird Yeah Yeah,
00:21:25
Chris
Yeah.
00:21:30
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:40
Papa Nurgle
yeah we and my neighborhood now, I don't know if your neighbor's done but most everybody like sets up tables and we all sit outside and and give our candy now and
00:21:48
Chris
Yeah, we all sat at the end of our driveways.
00:21:55
Papa Nurgle
We didn't do that. We had to walk through the gamut of electronic puppets.
00:22:00
Chris
Yeah, we'll see. We didn't have that. So.
00:22:04
Papa Nurgle
Scared a couple of them.
00:22:06
Chris
Good.
00:22:06
Papa Nurgle
Right as they got right up to the little witch.
00:22:07
Chris
Good.
00:22:11
Papa Nurgle
Got him.
00:22:11
Chris
It's always the little witch.
00:22:12
Papa Nurgle
That was it. Yeah, the witch is nuts.
00:22:23
Papa Nurgle
Well, on to topic one.
00:22:24
Chris
Sure. Topic one.
00:22:26
Papa Nurgle
Uh, topic one is Halloween related.
00:22:29
Chris
Okay.
00:22:30
Papa Nurgle
I'm sure you've seen it, I think. I'm i'm assuming you follow my wife's social media gamuts.
Evaluating Halloween Jokes
00:22:36
Chris
Yes.
00:22:39
Papa Nurgle
when do i get to psychologically torture her back because for the last thirtyone days
00:22:49
Papa Nurgle
she has been bombarding me with the worst jokes of all time so worst she got a
00:23:01
Papa Nurgle
calendar of jokes
00:23:03
Chris
oh
00:23:04
Papa Nurgle
halloween jokes
00:23:06
Chris
ah Okay.
00:23:07
Papa Nurgle
they were so terrible i'm going to give you an example of one of them and i want you to tell me what's wrong with it
00:23:16
Papa Nurgle
what do you call a ghost with a broken foot
00:23:23
Chris
I don't know.
00:23:24
Papa Nurgle
a hoblin goblin
00:23:27
Chris
Ghosts aren't goblins.
00:23:29
Papa Nurgle
ghosts aren't freaking goblins that's my fricking point this is how bad these jokes were
00:23:35
Chris
ah See, yeah, they're just stretching to try it.
00:23:35
Papa Nurgle
they
00:23:38
Chris
Yeah, no.
00:23:39
Papa Nurgle
they were terrible and she's like they bring so much joy to everybody i'm like the can't bring joy to
00:23:44
Chris
Joy to who?
00:23:45
Papa Nurgle
exactly who is getting joy out of these jokes and she kept calling me a grump and but ah curmudgeon
00:23:53
Chris
What?
00:23:53
Papa Nurgle
because i didn't like the jokes were funny and she was like that's not the point they're not supposed to be funny and i said well then they're not jokes because jokes are supposed to be
00:24:01
Chris
Right.
00:24:02
Papa Nurgle
funny
00:24:03
Chris
Yeah, instead of a joke, was it an anecdote?
00:24:06
Papa Nurgle
don't know
00:24:08
Chris
Yeah.
00:24:08
Papa Nurgle
i really am at a loss because i have spent the last thirty one days in my own
00:24:09
Chris
Yeah.
00:24:13
Papa Nurgle
personal torture
00:24:15
Chris
Yeah. If they're not jokes, what they're horrible little quips or something.
00:24:15
Papa Nurgle
terrible
00:24:20
Papa Nurgle
she threaten to get one for thanksgiving
00:24:20
Chris
Yeah.
00:24:22
Papa Nurgle
was going to get a november one
00:24:24
Chris
How do you know she hasn't?
00:24:25
Papa Nurgle
i i don't know i don't and done well
00:24:28
Chris
She might be banking them all up for Thanksgiving Day.
00:24:30
Papa Nurgle
oh
00:24:37
Chris
ah
00:24:39
Papa Nurgle
terrible they were all terrible jokes and now that she's hearing me from upstairs saying that they're terrible jokes she's going to act like i can't believe you thought the jokes were terrible even though for the last thirty one days i've been saying that jokes are freaking terrible so what i need from you is how do i get back at her
00:25:00
Chris
ah That's, um, yeah.
00:25:06
Papa Nurgle
some sort of psychological torture it has to be
00:25:09
Chris
Yeah, it's got to be psychological torture. I was going to say, I mean, you find a calendar or just a good joke each day to show her her wrongs.
00:25:20
Papa Nurgle
oh that's a good idea find like real good jokes like jokes that are funny
00:25:24
Chris
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:24
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah yeah
00:25:28
Chris
Um.
00:25:29
Papa Nurgle
even better if i could find thirty one halloween the jokes that were actually funny
00:25:36
Chris
Yeah, there's got to be at least 31 out there somewhere.
00:25:39
Papa Nurgle
ah be
00:25:40
Chris
that actually would make you chuckle.
00:25:40
Papa Nurgle
it yeah ghosts aren goblins people that
00:25:45
Chris
Yeah.
00:25:46
Papa Nurgle
ah it really made my d d lo ma
00:25:50
Chris
Yeah, that's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:51
Papa Nurgle
yeah ah and also so
00:25:53
Chris
Yeah, there's the funny ones. There's the cute ones. You know, there's the, you know, what do you see when a ghost lifts up its shirt?
00:25:58
Papa Nurgle
side ta to that
00:26:00
Chris
Boobies.
00:26:02
Papa Nurgle
i said that's a good joke
00:26:03
Chris
See? Yeah.
00:26:04
Papa Nurgle
see that wasn't on there
00:26:04
Chris
Because it ties together.
00:26:06
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:06
Papa Nurgle
yeah that was not on there
00:26:09
Papa Nurgle
also side note when do i get the demand that she has to take down the halloween decorations
00:26:16
Chris
ah Well, that should have happened yesterday afternoon into today.
00:26:22
Papa Nurgle
that's when i said
00:26:23
Chris
Yeah, yesterday was all Hollow's Day.
00:26:25
Papa Nurgle
great ah those days
00:26:27
Chris
Yeah.
00:26:27
Papa Nurgle
get the boxes out practice
00:26:30
Chris
Yeah.
00:26:31
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:26:31
Chris
Or at least like if you want to stay fall-ish, you know, if you've got like the pumpkins, turn them around so it's just a pumpkin, not a pumpkin with a face on it.
00:26:39
Papa Nurgle
we got no pumpkins um my my my yard right now is full of fake headstones and
00:26:45
Chris
yeah
00:26:48
Papa Nurgle
creepy dolls skeleton an angel that moves on its own
00:26:54
Chris
Nope, nope.
00:26:54
Papa Nurgle
by the way on its own it just buts to and it only goes because we face it towards the street and it turns back towards the to the house
00:27:03
Chris
What? No, not that.
00:27:06
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:27:06
Chris
Where do you store that in a storage center of 10 miles from your house?
00:27:13
Papa Nurgle
be
00:27:15
Chris
Because no.
00:27:15
Papa Nurgle
my neighbors informed me that they went upstairs into their attic to get ready get their stuffed done over halloween and they forgot to mention me that this whole time there's been a doll sitting in the corner of their attic staring out at the gable vent
00:27:30
Chris
but What?
00:27:31
Papa Nurgle
and they haven't moved it then they've lived there for like three or four years
00:27:35
Chris
What?
00:27:35
Papa Nurgle
strength there the whole time
00:27:37
Chris
No. No.
00:27:38
Papa Nurgle
ah burn that house down
00:27:38
Chris
No. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:40
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:27:41
Chris
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
00:27:42
Papa Nurgle
and if if i had more balls as a human being and i was married to her in that you know in that relationship i'd be up there moving that thing every six months
Creepy Halloween Decorations
00:27:53
Chris
Whew.
00:27:53
Papa Nurgle
so
00:27:54
Papa Nurgle
so when the other person can
00:27:54
Chris
I don't know if I could do it. I'd pay a guy to do it, but...
00:27:56
Papa Nurgle
right like that's the problem is i don't have the balls to go there and do
00:28:00
Chris
ah
00:28:02
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:28:02
Chris
That was why the creepy doll that my daughter found under our house, I made her dispose of it.
00:28:07
Papa Nurgle
right yeah but the angel outside is definitely haunted and it's and i go back into my house i guess
00:28:13
Chris
Oh no, no.
00:28:16
Papa Nurgle
and me add
00:28:17
Chris
Do you have to, do you pack it like face down and duct tape the box up and...
00:28:23
Papa Nurgle
i mean yeah but i'm not allowed to set it on fire so
00:28:29
Papa Nurgle
so get real mad about that
00:28:30
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:32
Papa Nurgle
yeah you
00:28:34
Chris
So.
00:28:37
Chris
Going back to the psychological terrorism. Um.
00:28:43
Papa Nurgle
terrorism implies there's a goal here
00:28:45
Chris
Yeah, warfare, whatever attacks ah retribution, retribution.
00:28:47
Papa Nurgle
warfare
00:28:50
Papa Nurgle
retribution just
00:28:51
Chris
Yeah, yeah. So. Is she really into Thanksgiving or Christmas, too?
00:28:59
Papa Nurgle
not even ah little bit
00:29:00
Chris
damn yeah
00:29:02
Papa Nurgle
and know
00:29:02
Chris
So it's really only Halloween.
00:29:04
Papa Nurgle
it's really only halloween it's already over
00:29:06
Chris
a
00:29:08
Papa Nurgle
i think the best thing i can do spend the next twelve months getting thirty one good halloween jokes gathering them all together
00:29:16
Chris
Yeah, that might be your best bet.
00:29:18
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah yeah is a otherwise i got nothing she doesn't care about christmas she did say she was goingnna put a fricking santa hat on the angel and leave the angel out
00:29:32
Chris
Ah. God. Hmm. Yeah. Hmm.
00:29:39
Papa Nurgle
we did with the werewolf one here left where wove out with
00:29:43
Chris
Well, hey, I mean, they got to do something for the other 11 months of the year.
00:29:49
Papa Nurgle
yeah to sit a box wasting away
00:29:52
Chris
Yeah.
00:29:54
Papa Nurgle
um jerks
00:29:55
Chris
Hmm. yeah
00:29:56
Papa Nurgle
so i would like my chair back because the werewolf is currently fishing rod ah fishing line to my rocking chair up front
00:30:06
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:30:08
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:10
Papa Nurgle
i have to be
00:30:10
Chris
Yeah, it's the only thing I mean, you could try to you lean into Thanksgiving or Christmas or something like that and like go over the top and.
00:30:19
Papa Nurgle
ah like i just walk around and pilgrim's outfit all but so wrong
00:30:24
Chris
Oh, God, what was the point of that giant buckle on their shoe is just because it had to match their hat.
00:30:25
Papa Nurgle
buck all my shoes up
00:30:34
Papa Nurgle
i think tightens the shoe right
00:30:37
Chris
I don't know. I can just think back as, you know, when you're in elementary school and you make like the paper version of it, everything that the buckle on the hat and the buckle, they're like the same size.
00:30:40
Papa Nurgle
ah
00:30:48
Chris
Just it looks silly.
00:30:51
Papa Nurgle
also think that was all ah you know but maybe i mean guess we do have paintings of people wear those hats so yeah maybe it's a real thing i don't know
00:31:00
Chris
Yeah, you go back, you go back in time and you see them, they're like, Baseball caps on backwards, flannel shirts.
00:31:09
Papa Nurgle
i mean i'm sure no i could tell you right now because i'm seeing kids dress up like redressed up in the ninety s and i go ah please please stop
00:31:18
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:18
Papa Nurgle
please yeah but the mulllet in the
00:31:21
Chris
Yeah. Oh, why?
00:31:22
Papa Nurgle
ah
00:31:22
Chris
Why the mullets?
00:31:24
Papa Nurgle
i don't know why the mullets why did they look at at there moments ago that's what i want to do
00:31:32
Chris
Yeah. As someone who doesn't have a full head of hair, how dare you disgrace hair? How dare you?
00:31:40
Papa Nurgle
how dare you ruin your gift
00:31:41
Chris
God, yes. That's what I say all the time. I'm like, look at this schmuck walking down the road with this horrible haircut. Ah, mm.
00:31:51
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:31:52
Chris
Yeah.
00:31:52
Papa Nurgle
i mean someone who has his hair and just keeps a short how dare you
00:31:57
Chris
No, you're yeah, you you take care of your hair.
00:32:03
Papa Nurgle
know
00:32:04
Chris
ah i I actually bought a new flannel shirt a couple of weeks ago.
00:32:11
Papa Nurgle
ah
00:32:12
Chris
I was like.
00:32:13
Papa Nurgle
my wife bought a flanel shirt it's a fla i don't know it's
00:32:19
Chris
It feels more like a light coat.
00:32:19
Papa Nurgle
what you and i ah well that's what she calls it a shacket now she like it's a shacket i said no it's
00:32:24
Chris
That sounds like something you shat in.
00:32:27
Papa Nurgle
a shirt you're wearing a shirt for warmth
00:32:31
Chris
Yeah.
00:32:31
Papa Nurgle
that's what a flannel shirt is she like no it's a shacket i'm like no ah jacket a different thing zips up whatever
00:32:41
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:43
Papa Nurgle
doesn't have tails to get tucked in you know tucker jacket and
00:32:47
Chris
If you do, you're an animal.
00:32:48
Papa Nurgle
if you do you're an animal ah yeah
00:32:53
Chris
To see somebody right now is stuffing their jacket into their sweatpants and are like, what have I done with my life?
00:32:57
Papa Nurgle
but stop and
00:33:01
Papa Nurgle
so remember snowsuits you did kind of tuck your jacket into your pan
00:33:05
Chris
ah
Fashion Follies of the 80s
00:33:08
Chris
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:08
Papa Nurgle
we looked um eighty were dumb
00:33:12
Chris
Yeah.
00:33:12
Papa Nurgle
they were real
00:33:12
Chris
Yeah.
00:33:13
Papa Nurgle
real time
00:33:13
Chris
Yeah. ah When we were head to toe in Windbreaker.
00:33:17
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah yeah
00:33:19
Chris
Golly day. You couldn't sneak up on anybody. Every move you made.
00:33:24
Papa Nurgle
ah remove you made
00:33:25
Chris
God. Yeah.
00:33:25
Papa Nurgle
was a rustle
00:33:26
Chris
yeah
00:33:27
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:33:29
Papa Nurgle
d' real bad
00:33:30
Chris
God. Everything had an elastic grommet. Your neck, your wrist, your ankle, your waist.
00:33:39
Papa Nurgle
yeah and you thought you were super cool
00:33:42
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:43
Papa Nurgle
yeah i don't know why anybody thought it was cool
00:33:47
Chris
Because people on TV were dressed like that.
00:33:50
Papa Nurgle
it's john qak
00:33:50
Chris
come Yeah, we were watching the MTV.
00:33:52
Papa Nurgle
honestly it would say damn mtv in their brain
00:34:00
Chris
ah Yeah. um Is there anything that terrifies your wife?
00:34:11
Papa Nurgle
ah oh spiders
00:34:14
Chris
and
00:34:15
Papa Nurgle
cricket
00:34:16
Chris
Crickets?
00:34:16
Papa Nurgle
yeah weird she is terrified of crickets and that i stop and say what will this do and just like a jump
00:34:29
Papa Nurgle
and then
00:34:30
Chris
it I mean, I mean, that's i mean it's a fact a valid point that they do jump.
00:34:34
Papa Nurgle
and then like i'm afraid of sharks because sharks kill
00:34:41
Chris
Yeah.
00:34:42
Papa Nurgle
or maim them and then turn their meat into pooop
00:34:46
Papa Nurgle
as far as i'm aware no one has ever died by cricket
00:34:52
Chris
I mean, by the sport, maybe.
00:34:54
Papa Nurgle
well i'm sure by the sport even that seems hard because it's slow moving sport but yeah
00:35:00
Chris
Oh, my gosh. Oh, no, no, no, no, that's the sport cricket.
00:35:05
Papa Nurgle
oh my god i found the killer's cricket
00:35:08
Chris
That's what I was like. I see it as like, according to La Trobe University, 174 people have died directly related to cricket. I was like, what?
00:35:17
Papa Nurgle
like
00:35:17
Chris
It was like from a 78 year old umpire down. Yes, I was like, OK.
00:35:24
Papa Nurgle
you don't know it just could have been an umpire and his personal life
00:35:26
Chris
Hmm.
00:35:27
Papa Nurgle
and also was killed by a cricket
00:35:32
Chris
I'm.
00:35:35
Papa Nurgle
but so one hundred and seventy
00:35:35
Chris
Yes. see Yeah, that's probably a rarely reported.
00:35:36
Papa Nurgle
people seems really low it's been around for a while but even like bo and i one a year
00:35:50
Papa Nurgle
like more people play dieplay pace
00:35:55
Papa Nurgle
and
00:35:55
Chris
Um, yeah, it's not looking good.
00:35:58
Papa Nurgle
yeah no cause crickets can't kill you
00:35:59
Chris
Yeah.
00:35:59
Papa Nurgle
but can
00:36:00
Chris
Yeah.
00:36:00
Papa Nurgle
do anything to you
00:36:01
Chris
Yeah.
00:36:02
Papa Nurgle
they just jump at you
00:36:03
Chris
Yeah.
00:36:05
Papa Nurgle
but maybe jump
00:36:05
Chris
So maybe.
00:36:05
Papa Nurgle
at you they
00:36:06
Chris
Yeah.
00:36:06
Chris
Right. Usually. Yeah.
00:36:06
Papa Nurgle
away from you
00:36:11
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:36:12
Chris
Just well, that's so your psychological warfare, you could get one of those little speakers.
00:36:12
Papa Nurgle
ah
00:36:18
Papa Nurgle
like the sound
00:36:19
Chris
No, it's not.
00:36:19
Papa Nurgle
doesn't work
00:36:21
Chris
I figured the sound would like, you know, alert or
00:36:23
Papa Nurgle
go be
00:36:24
Chris
Really, the sound doesn't because you would think that would warn her that there's one in the area and she'd want to find it.
00:36:26
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:36:31
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:36:32
Chris
So it doesn't find her.
00:36:32
Papa Nurgle
yeah no
00:36:34
Chris
Hmm. Because I know like it's totally irrational.
00:36:35
Papa Nurgle
i
00:36:38
Chris
I got news for you. If I'm sitting at home and somebody played somewhere in this house, the sound that the predator makes from the movie that I'm out.
00:36:47
Papa Nurgle
there i mean can't be too cautious with the predator
00:36:52
Chris
No, they can turn invisible.
00:36:55
Papa Nurgle
right why i don't walk around arm
00:36:58
Chris
Exactly, yeah.
00:37:00
Papa Nurgle
like all these people with conceal carry do not consider
00:37:01
Chris
Hmm. Hmm.
00:37:03
Papa Nurgle
the predator
00:37:04
Chris
Yeah.
00:37:06
Papa Nurgle
just makes you a target
00:37:06
Chris
Hmm. Yeah.
00:37:10
Chris
I mean, you could.
00:37:11
Papa Nurgle
like
00:37:13
Chris
Get the freeze dried crickets.
00:37:18
Chris
And slowly add them to her food to see what level she realizes there's cricket in her food.
00:37:25
Papa Nurgle
but this ah i in for
00:37:29
Chris
They won one.
00:37:29
Papa Nurgle
was
00:37:29
Chris
one crick Yeah, you just slowly add the amount of cricket into her food until she's like, is there something different about this? Then you know how many crickets.
00:37:35
Papa Nurgle
ah so and she just eating spaghetti and cricket
00:37:42
Chris
Yeah.
00:37:43
Chris
Or you put little pictures of Jiminy cricket just in random spots.
00:37:43
Papa Nurgle
and every time she take so
00:37:48
Papa Nurgle
and every time she takes a bite ah subject is een one cricket
00:37:53
Chris
Yep.
00:37:54
Papa Nurgle
subject is on her third cricket
00:37:56
Chris
Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:38:01
Papa Nurgle
i like that play
00:38:03
Chris
Yeah.
00:38:04
Papa Nurgle
much better plan than just throwing crickets at her which was my plan
00:38:07
Chris
Yeah. Let's say or get little fake crickets and hide them about the house.
00:38:13
Papa Nurgle
yeah but they got to jump
00:38:16
Chris
Well, so you could do you could do the trick we someone did at station one where you tied a little string to it.
00:38:16
Papa Nurgle
she almost killed herself
00:38:25
Chris
and you like put it in the drawer. So when she opens the drawer, it skitters away.
00:38:31
Papa Nurgle
point
00:38:31
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:32
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:38:33
Chris
yeah
00:38:33
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah i know i remember station one somebody put a dead spider in a folder once
00:38:41
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. ye Yeah. And you didn't even get to enjoy it. And back then we didn't have security cameras. So you didn't, yeah you couldn't even watch the replay, which yet somewhat when I was covering as the AC the other day,
00:38:47
Papa Nurgle
and know
00:38:50
Papa Nurgle
no
00:38:53
Chris
Someone snuck up behind me while I was standing in the doorway and just gently like scratched my elbow. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.
00:39:04
Chris
But again, I was disappointed in him at the end.
00:39:04
Papa Nurgle
you're fired
00:39:08
Chris
I was like, did you get that on tape? No. I was like, what was the point?
00:39:13
Papa Nurgle
the ah best was the one where we found a that spider
00:39:17
Chris
Oh, God.
00:39:18
Papa Nurgle
and we put it on the keyboard
00:39:20
Chris
Oh, my God.
00:39:22
Papa Nurgle
and someone just typed and typed and typed and everyone sat there and watched with their phones out just waiting
00:39:31
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:32
Papa Nurgle
and it was forever
00:39:33
Chris
It was. Yeah. Because i I don't need to look at the keyboard to type.
00:39:35
Papa Nurgle
it took
00:39:37
Chris
but Yeah.
00:39:37
Papa Nurgle
it was a long time before you look ah
00:39:43
Papa Nurgle
but ever
00:39:44
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:47
Papa Nurgle
yeah that was a good one
00:39:49
Chris
Yeah, it was something.
00:39:51
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:39:52
Chris
And then the the dead or the tarantula shell that you put in front place of my mouse.
00:39:57
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:39:58
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Super, super fun times.
00:40:02
Papa Nurgle
i always love when people are like i'll get you wisdommer i'm gonna get a shark what are you going to do with a like it doesn' a shark doesn't scare me sitting here in ah in a room i have to be in the environment with the youre to throw me into a shark pit
00:40:14
Chris
Yeah.
00:40:16
Papa Nurgle
that seems a little scary
00:40:17
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:19
Papa Nurgle
yeah ah seems like we call that homicide
00:40:22
Chris
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's not like if you're walking down the hallway and there was a shark fin glued to the floor.
00:40:30
Papa Nurgle
right yeah
00:40:31
Chris
Yeah.
00:40:31
Papa Nurgle
oh no floor shark oh my god got me guys
00:40:35
Chris
ah Now, if your wife said, hey, you know, I drew you a nice bath and you go in the bathroom and there's a fin floating along the tub, that's different.
00:40:38
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:40:48
Papa Nurgle
doing a swimming pool i might believe it more than ah
00:40:51
Papa Nurgle
so on those salt water se pools and never thought about that
00:40:55
Chris
Oh.
00:40:56
Papa Nurgle
how long could a sharks arrive in a saltwater swim pool
00:40:58
Chris
I don't want to find out.
00:40:58
Papa Nurgle
chlorine one dot of the chlorine
00:41:02
Papa Nurgle
okay new fear un locked
00:41:02
Chris
Yeah.
00:41:05
Chris
its ah So we got down here. You've got your saltwater pool filled up. You wanted a flamingo floaty and a tiger shark.
00:41:19
Chris
Is that right?
00:41:22
Papa Nurgle
i have to be a bullsh sha yeah
00:41:24
Chris
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because the bull sharks, I'm surprised they're not on land yet.
00:41:25
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:41:30
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah they're definitely theyre figuringing out how to get
00:41:33
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:41:39
Chris
Yeah, well, it sounds like you're either going to have to spend a year figuring out the jokes. And or yeah, work in the crickets.
00:41:48
Papa Nurgle
think i'm gonna do the and mean this by the next year getting developing a workshoppping
00:41:52
Chris
Hmm.
00:41:54
Papa Nurgle
thirty one good halloween jokes have to go like a standup club and try them out
00:42:02
Papa Nurgle
guy just came in here and fifteen minutes a halloween joke it's april it was really weird
00:42:08
Chris
ah ah ah
00:42:13
Papa Nurgle
and he finished with walking goes but you see when ghost lift their shirt it was the whole thing was crazy
00:42:21
Chris
But he got laughs. We're gonna have him back.
00:42:23
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:42:24
Chris
Yeah.
00:42:25
Papa Nurgle
that's how my new career in sandup starts
00:42:27
Chris
Yeah. You could do like a A or B and have her jokes and your jokes.
00:42:33
Papa Nurgle
wow yeah wow then i have to listen to her jokes again
00:42:38
Chris
That's true.
00:42:39
Papa Nurgle
yeah that's not worth
00:42:40
Chris
Yeah, yeah, no.
00:42:41
Papa Nurgle
i word
00:42:44
Chris
Hmm.
00:42:45
Papa Nurgle
well on the topic too
00:42:48
Chris
Topic two. Yeah,
Podcast History Reflections
00:42:50
Chris
so with it being our hundredth episode, I thought I'd ah go back and, you know, look at some of the episodes that we've done since. Good heavens. September 11th. Twenty nineteen.
00:43:08
Chris
I didn't put years at the beginning of the notes. Wow. But yeah, I mean, we we started with why we chose the name Mythic Giraffe.
00:43:17
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:43:18
Chris
Yeah.
00:43:19
Papa Nurgle
yeah after
00:43:19
Chris
Yeah.
00:43:20
Papa Nurgle
an intense argument at the firehouse
00:43:21
Chris
Oh, my gosh, that maniac. Still a maniac in a yumiac. Still stupid Scrabble. Yeah.
00:43:33
Papa Nurgle
with friends almost blow up the firehouse
00:43:36
Chris
Yeah. Yep. We talked about the now.
00:43:40
Papa Nurgle
twenty nineteen isn't right way before twenty nineteen
00:43:43
Chris
Yeah, it was. It was.
00:43:44
Papa Nurgle
because yeah i mean we were saw on shift together
00:43:48
Chris
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
00:43:49
Papa Nurgle
had to be like twenty
00:43:51
Chris
17, 16, 15.
00:43:51
Papa Nurgle
thirteen
00:43:53
Chris
I don't know.
00:43:54
Papa Nurgle
oh id be i think he left fifteen her sixty s
00:43:56
Chris
OK. Archivists out there, let us know when it was.
00:44:01
Papa Nurgle
no
00:44:02
Chris
Yeah. um We talked about pet peeves. What happened to Saturday morning cartoons?
00:44:11
Chris
Embarrassing moments. That was a fun one.
00:44:15
Papa Nurgle
for and
00:44:16
Chris
That little misplaced hand job.
00:44:18
Papa Nurgle
but
00:44:21
Chris
Which is still told. I feel like it's like, I don't know, a hollowed story at this point for some people.
00:44:28
Papa Nurgle
i think that story will live beyond you in the career of your ah the fire department
00:44:32
Chris
Oh, yeah, I think so.
00:44:33
Papa Nurgle
people even remember who you are they'll be like
00:44:35
Chris
No.
00:44:35
Papa Nurgle
this guy got a hand he thought he was going to hand up
00:44:41
Chris
God, that was such an embarrassing time. Good. We talked about future tech wishes.
00:44:50
Papa Nurgle
and i wonder how many of those came true
00:44:52
Chris
Yeah, yeah, I might have to look back.
00:44:54
Papa Nurgle
and there is none at all
00:44:55
Chris
Paranormal stuff, that sounds like a terrifying episode for me.
00:45:01
Chris
ah When do you know you're a grown up?
00:45:03
Papa Nurgle
so don
00:45:04
Chris
Yeah, no.
00:45:06
Papa Nurgle
ah this time
00:45:06
Chris
Are zoos OK?
00:45:09
Papa Nurgle
still still feel like they might not be
00:45:13
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:14
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah in fact i feel worse about them
00:45:16
Chris
no yeah um Should we change how we teach history?
00:45:18
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:45:24
Papa Nurgle
absolutely
00:45:25
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:26
Papa Nurgle
kind of
00:45:28
Chris
um Action hero favorites.
00:45:34
Papa Nurgle
hey know what it would be interesting
00:45:36
Chris
So like still, I guess that was like Schwarzenegger and Stallone, Jean Claude.
00:45:41
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:45:44
Chris
Oh, here here we go. Here is this is how we know how old it was. Uh, 2000, yeah, in January 9th, 2016, Star Wars, the Force Awakens.
00:45:56
Papa Nurgle
oh god
00:45:58
Chris
Wow.
00:45:59
Chris
Yes, we started in 2015.
00:45:59
Papa Nurgle
o
00:46:02
Papa Nurgle
ah go twenty fifteen
00:46:03
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:05
Papa Nurgle
ah boy that movie sucks
00:46:10
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:13
Papa Nurgle
yeah sorry
00:46:14
Chris
So much. There was a chance.
00:46:17
Papa Nurgle
and was such a chance
00:46:18
Chris
Yeah.
00:46:20
Papa Nurgle
i hate to say that it sucks but
00:46:24
Chris
Yeah.
00:46:25
Papa Nurgle
it's almost unwatchable um to repeat
00:46:28
Chris
yeah
00:46:29
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:46:29
Chris
yeah
00:46:29
Papa Nurgle
and it's not that that one that bad it that the two after it are so bad
00:46:35
Chris
Yeah. Well, yeah, it's like your mind knows, oh, God, this is just the least of the worst.
00:46:36
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:46:40
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah
00:46:44
Chris
We talked about our role models.
00:46:47
Chris
um What sense would you lose?
00:46:52
Chris
I still would have to say, oh, gosh, smell.
00:46:57
Papa Nurgle
i think smells the right answer though losing the ability tastes food would so
00:46:59
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Even though smell impacts your taste a little bit, or a lot, but yeah.
00:47:07
Papa Nurgle
you know
00:47:08
Chris
Best movie from 2015.
00:47:11
Papa Nurgle
well
00:47:12
Chris
Superstitions.
00:47:15
Chris
Best old comedians.
00:47:20
Chris
Man, Roman technology.
00:47:20
Papa Nurgle
hard
00:47:23
Papa Nurgle
fun
00:47:24
Chris
Yeah. Something you love that was killed. I'm assuming we meant like a genre or something, not like funny.
00:47:32
Papa Nurgle
but let's ah
00:47:36
Chris
ah Wow. ah Favorite places to visit.
00:47:46
Papa Nurgle
that was before i was on r ver so you know
00:47:48
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Genealogy.
00:47:54
Chris
Apocalypse scenarios.
00:47:58
Papa Nurgle
man we ah we didn't envision kill
00:48:00
Chris
Worst jobs possible.
00:48:03
Papa Nurgle
um
00:48:05
Chris
Animals you hate.
00:48:08
Papa Nurgle
fair
00:48:10
Chris
God, I don't even know what this means. The Nevada incident.
00:48:16
Papa Nurgle
and no but and
00:48:18
Chris
Yeah.
00:48:18
Papa Nurgle
but that the whole the kids were gonna storm area fifty one
00:48:26
Chris
Maybe.
00:48:27
Papa Nurgle
have been
00:48:29
Chris
Maybe. ah Foods you never eat.
00:48:36
Papa Nurgle
um so
00:48:36
Chris
um Oh gosh, here's a sad one.
00:48:37
Papa Nurgle
very consistent on all foods i don't eat
00:48:41
Chris
What does DC need to do with movies?
00:48:44
Papa Nurgle
oh
00:48:44
Chris
Well, they still haven't figured it out, folks.
00:48:46
Papa Nurgle
ill wow
00:48:47
Chris
Maybe with Superman, they will.
00:48:47
Papa Nurgle
wow ten years later still
00:48:52
Chris
Maybe.
00:48:53
Papa Nurgle
ah will they
00:48:54
Chris
I don't know.
00:48:54
Papa Nurgle
have they made a good superman movie yeah since christopher reeves
00:49:00
Chris
no No, from front to back, No.
00:49:06
Papa Nurgle
no because the reason you can say that is nobody looks at those movies like goes yeah that's a great movie whereas people have like fond memories of krista reeves as superman
00:49:16
Chris
Yeah.
00:49:17
Papa Nurgle
you know i guess they still call he cawell a superman but nobody really
00:49:21
Chris
Yeah.
00:49:22
Papa Nurgle
cares for those movies
00:49:23
Chris
Well, now they call him the Calvary, so.
00:49:25
Papa Nurgle
that's com go yeah yeah
00:49:28
Chris
Yeah. ah The New Dark Ages. OK.
00:49:35
Papa Nurgle
we didn't realize um
00:49:35
Chris
Time management.
00:49:36
Papa Nurgle
how we be darkage
00:49:38
Chris
Yeah.
00:49:42
Chris
Yeah.
00:49:45
Chris
Yeah. Video game of the year, book of the year and movie of the year for 2016.
00:49:53
Papa Nurgle
you give me here for twenty sixteen
00:49:54
Chris
Wow. oh Oh, gosh, video game alpha versions as a full release.
00:50:02
Papa Nurgle
and we still going know that bullshit build day
00:50:05
Chris
Yep. Yes, we are. ah The Fermi Paradox. um yeah In yeah January of 2017, we did our first Would You Rather. Yeah. go How we found games as kids. Classic books.
00:50:40
Chris
Oh, gosh, we were trying to figure out who was the new Batman.
00:50:40
Papa Nurgle
be interesting for your
00:50:44
Papa Nurgle
oh would be interesting for your kids to listen to those
00:50:48
Chris
Oh, yeah, except for the one.
00:50:49
Papa Nurgle
twenty
00:50:54
Chris
God, this.
00:50:55
Papa Nurgle
ah but the time you guys listen be enough
00:50:58
Chris
Yeah. Episode 61, it just starts with airing of grievances. That had to be a good one.
00:51:05
Papa Nurgle
yeah and hasn't really changed
00:51:08
Chris
Now. Yeah.
00:51:09
Papa Nurgle
we continue to hear the grievances
00:51:11
Chris
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. we Three is sixty one, sixty two and sixty three. Erring of grievances, erring of gripes, gripes.
00:51:21
Chris
Man. Oh, Bigfoot, ah fantastical creatures.
00:51:31
Chris
Health care and finance. Oh, our favorite myth or pantheon.
00:51:42
Papa Nurgle
i feel like we've done way more than a hundred episodes if that's sixty one
00:51:45
Chris
Yeah, well, we took a pause, so I'm flipping through here.
00:51:47
Papa Nurgle
to take
00:51:49
Chris
um Yeah, we'll see.
00:51:50
Papa Nurgle
did take a pause with ah
00:51:52
Chris
Yeah.
00:51:53
Papa Nurgle
ah to your friend leaving and going so live in the hills
00:51:56
Chris
Yeah, and building a giant house.
00:52:00
Papa Nurgle
did you build a giant house
00:52:01
Chris
he He's in the process of it and he's got a beard down to his nipples.
00:52:06
Papa Nurgle
it's fun
00:52:07
Chris
Yeah. Um, inspirational ideas.
00:52:09
Papa Nurgle
so ref fine
00:52:13
Chris
Hamburger name. Hmm. I guess how they came up with the name hamburger and why it was wrong.
00:52:24
Chris
Um, yeah.
00:52:26
Papa Nurgle
that's our problem with americans though like we need a hammerer basedsonnic city europeans don't understand that because like
00:52:30
Chris
Yeah.
00:52:32
Papa Nurgle
they would never name it like the london sandwich
00:52:35
Chris
Right. Yeah. Like we have the Philly cheesesteak.
00:52:38
Papa Nurgle
yeah yeah
00:52:39
Chris
Yeah.
00:52:40
Papa Nurgle
you know
00:52:41
Chris
Or the Nashville hot chicken.
00:52:44
Papa Nurgle
oh we're getting a hot chicken place in newark um excited
00:52:46
Chris
Are you?
00:52:47
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:52:48
Chris
Yep. So side tangent, when I worked over the other day, they were like, do you want to eat dinner with us? I was like, sure. They made Nashville hot chicken thighs. Gotta say, as somebody who's not a big chicken fan, one bad.
00:53:01
Papa Nurgle
that's good
00:53:04
Papa Nurgle
yeah we had shift dinner a couple shifts ago and they may country fried chicken with mashed potatoes and i said and don't want to be a jerk can i just have a baked chicken take a chicken breast whatever chicken brush you're going to cook for me anyways just put it in the
00:53:20
Chris
Yeah.
00:53:21
Papa Nurgle
oven and bake it so get to dinner like one person doesn't understand what the word healthy means says but i don't i don't know search mean
00:53:33
Chris
Did And shift his hat a bunch of times?
00:53:33
Papa Nurgle
so
00:53:37
Papa Nurgle
no it wasn't that one no
00:53:38
Chris
Oh.
00:53:39
Papa Nurgle
much younger
00:53:40
Chris
Uh-oh.
00:53:40
Papa Nurgle
chinker tea and
00:53:41
Chris
Oh, gosh.
00:53:42
Papa Nurgle
ah he says i understand what you mean i said take
00:53:45
Chris
Do you understand what you mean?
00:53:46
Papa Nurgle
rest of chicken i should put it on a tray but some salt and some pepper put it in the other and the chief of vicechi says oh i'll do that too i don't want eat fried fried chicken and so they finally get down dinner and they go hey i don't want to just give you a baked chicken with salt and pepper so i put cheese on top and i was like
00:54:10
Chris
What?
00:54:11
Papa Nurgle
okay and don't
00:54:12
Chris
That's not what you asked for!
00:54:14
Papa Nurgle
and don't know where the disconnect of healthy eating is cheese on top wasn't healthy
00:54:21
Chris
Down home you gotta put cheese on it.
00:54:23
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:54:24
Chris
Yeah.
00:54:24
Papa Nurgle
and then my driver was complaining she's like i would have liked baked chicken too because i had she said she scraped the breading off of her chicken to try to eat chicken ah little healthier
00:54:37
Chris
Yeah.
00:54:37
Papa Nurgle
like i didn't have the gravy and the breading and and my my firefight or my em was like i would eat ah break chicken two i'm like and we should have ah conversation with our s shift before we continue eating like this
00:54:49
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. yeah Um, yeah. Yeah. Episode 70. We had gaming and politics. And then.
00:55:01
Chris
Oh, that's what it was. This is when we took the we took about a year off because now we've got reboot version two first recorded. December 2nd, and it's 2.1, the return of the Mythic Draft podcast.
00:55:16
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:55:17
Chris
We talked about who had was in more movies than Arnold.
00:55:17
Papa Nurgle
and we are
00:55:22
Chris
And the Star Wars resurgence.
00:55:27
Chris
At our holiday edition.
00:55:31
Papa Nurgle
class
00:55:32
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:55:33
Papa Nurgle
and
00:55:33
Chris
ah Yeah, I mean, and this was the reboot was in 2020.
00:55:37
Papa Nurgle
um there you go
00:55:38
Chris
Because, yep, so yeah, because episode three ah was what can you improve in yourself in 2021? Oh, gosh, we really need to go back to episode three.
00:55:49
Chris
Tech you want to see by 2025.
00:55:52
Papa Nurgle
oh
00:55:53
Chris
Oh, that's a good one.
00:55:54
Papa Nurgle
but got no of it
00:55:55
Chris
Listeners, go back. Listen to three. Let us know.
00:55:59
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:55:59
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:02
Papa Nurgle
got none of it
00:56:02
Chris
Oh, gosh, there's a bad one. Which religion is right? None of them.
00:56:07
Papa Nurgle
and ah
00:56:10
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:12
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:56:13
Chris
Yeah. Valentine's Day. of Yeah, yeah.
00:56:19
Papa Nurgle
and all the massacres
00:56:23
Chris
streaming.
00:56:27
Chris
The Ides of March.
00:56:30
Papa Nurgle
i found out that day is of march isn't what i thought it was so
00:56:35
Chris
If you could only give a youth one piece of advice. Wow.
00:56:41
Papa Nurgle
yeah i've been randomly going out and giving you advice
00:56:44
Chris
Puntificating on the corner.
00:56:46
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:56:47
Chris
Yeah.
00:56:51
Chris
Gosh, is Earth Day more crucial now than it ever was?
00:56:56
Chris
here's
00:56:56
Papa Nurgle
like senator eighty degrees etray on halloween or two days ago on hallowe and yes
00:56:59
Chris
yeah yeah ah Here's one that just has possums, question mark. ah Animals as transportation. It looks like we settle on either a hippogriff or a griffin.
00:57:20
Papa Nurgle
ah stand by that that's good logic
00:57:22
Chris
Yeah, yeah. ah Wow.
00:57:30
Chris
Water parks are dangerous. Yeah, yeah.
00:57:34
Papa Nurgle
they are yeah
00:57:37
Chris
Oh, are failures needed in your life?
00:57:39
Papa Nurgle
ah hundred percent are
00:57:41
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:44
Chris
Uplifting TV shows.
00:57:46
Papa Nurgle
speaking of
00:57:46
Chris
Oh, yeah.
00:57:47
Papa Nurgle
site agent ah finally finished watching the dungeon dragonker movie
00:57:52
Chris
Mm hmm. There were parts of it that were good.
00:57:54
Papa Nurgle
better better than i thought it would have been
00:57:57
Chris
Yeah, yeah, it wasn't horrible.
00:57:59
Papa Nurgle
not a big chris pine guy
00:58:01
Chris
Yeah.
00:58:01
Papa Nurgle
was okay
00:58:02
Chris
Oh, God, that one thing is the bard.
00:58:04
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:58:05
Chris
When he got like tripped up and better, better, better, better, that was.
00:58:08
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:58:09
Chris
Yeah.
00:58:09
Papa Nurgle
yeah but i thought
00:58:12
Chris
Yeah. Oh, this our 17th episode, we each had a rant. Because I've got Peter Jackson starred and Bob Vila starred.
00:58:27
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:29
Papa Nurgle
peter jackson rank continues because they're gonna make a frick another set of hobbit movies it just announced
00:58:31
Chris
Yeah.
00:58:34
Papa Nurgle
and
00:58:34
Chris
Are you serious?
00:58:36
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:58:37
Chris
Oh, my gosh.
00:58:38
Papa Nurgle
insane and insane
00:58:40
Chris
Oh, God.
00:58:44
Chris
Stupid Bob Vila. Uppity. He's so uppity. He's probably from Connecticut.
00:58:50
Papa Nurgle
um
00:58:50
Chris
Oh, how we would put the X-Men into the movies.
00:58:52
Papa Nurgle
um broy
00:58:56
Papa Nurgle
still hasn't been redone
00:58:57
Chris
No. Yeah. um How will we stop overworking ourselves ever?
00:59:11
Chris
Yeah, Disney World 50th anniversary. Should we care? Hmm.
00:59:15
Papa Nurgle
the answer is no
00:59:16
Chris
Yeah.
00:59:18
Papa Nurgle
you will never guess where bobbi villa is from
00:59:18
Chris
Hmm.
00:59:23
Chris
Rhode Island.
00:59:24
Papa Nurgle
florida
00:59:26
Chris
Florida?
00:59:27
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:59:27
Chris
Really?
00:59:29
Papa Nurgle
does not give off floridaative vibes to me
00:59:31
Chris
No, he doesn't.
00:59:35
Chris
um Is AI good or bad?
00:59:40
Papa Nurgle
problem we're still dealing it's getting more and more
00:59:41
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:43
Papa Nurgle
relevant
00:59:44
Chris
Oh my gosh, yes. Why do people care if other people eat specific diets?
00:59:51
Papa Nurgle
yeah
00:59:52
Chris
yeah Yeah.
00:59:52
Papa Nurgle
thats ah yeah i saw some asshole speaking of sidepes of that just the other day post on social media it doesn't matter what your diet is eat what your shift is eating it's a firefighting thing
01:00:04
Chris
Oh, yeah.
01:00:05
Papa Nurgle
and i'm like fuck you you should be
01:00:07
Chris
Yeah.
01:00:08
Papa Nurgle
you should be embracing your people's diets you should be
01:00:11
Chris
yeah
01:00:11
Papa Nurgle
doing everything you can to support them and you should do whatever you can to be healthier yeah and maniacs
01:00:18
Chris
Yeah, like, what if you have somebody on your shift that's celiac? You're not gonna sit there?
01:00:22
Papa Nurgle
right
01:00:22
Chris
What? Tonight we're having pasta? No.
01:00:26
Papa Nurgle
i made a rule that i'll eat whatever i eat i always have had been on diets yeah and ten years of my career at this point ah and but i'll eat with my shift that's enough don't have to
01:00:38
Chris
Yeah.
01:00:39
Papa Nurgle
but they eat
01:00:40
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
01:00:41
Papa Nurgle
maniacs stop um but i'm getting a little tired of people telling me how fireight should i i think i get to tell you how firefighters get to act after my twenty plus year career
01:00:48
Chris
Yes. Right.
01:00:50
Papa Nurgle
checkoff
01:00:51
Chris
Yeah. Especially if it's some whack off that's, you know, a little over in 50 calls last year.
01:00:58
Papa Nurgle
right
01:00:58
Chris
OK, well, yeah, we did that between two shifts.
01:00:59
Papa Nurgle
yeah and don't even care i don't care if you're on an engine in the bronx you still don't get to tell me how firefreers could act
01:01:06
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:08
Papa Nurgle
sorry
01:01:08
Chris
Hmm.
01:01:11
Chris
The Delaware Code. What the heck does that mean?
01:01:17
Papa Nurgle
and don't know what that means
01:01:18
Chris
Unusual Christmas traditions. This is episode 28.
01:01:23
Papa Nurgle
to like our christmas tra
01:01:23
Chris
a Oh, gosh. Episode 29, RIP Betty White.
01:01:30
Papa Nurgle
oh anyway
01:01:33
Chris
But we ah we cheered it up at the end by talking about snow days.
01:01:39
Chris
Songs that defined the decades.
01:01:44
Chris
yeah Oh, here, ah episode 31, Lord of the Rings and Why It's Bad.
01:01:52
Papa Nurgle
f go thirty two why lower lo rings is bad um go thirty four why peter
01:01:55
Chris
Three.
01:01:59
Chris
Oh, episode 31 was when you ran me through the comic names from the Lantern Corps.
01:02:07
Papa Nurgle
oh
01:02:07
Chris
That was a tricky one.
01:02:09
Papa Nurgle
yeah
01:02:09
Chris
yeah Which video game has the best lore?
01:02:16
Chris
Wheel of time.
01:02:17
Papa Nurgle
still still but
01:02:22
Chris
Gosh, are movies too long?
01:02:25
Papa Nurgle
you
01:02:26
Chris
Yeah.
01:02:28
Papa Nurgle
think that's more but out this year i think this is like the worst year movies have had in the box office
01:02:31
Chris
Yeah.
01:02:34
Papa Nurgle
ever
01:02:34
Chris
yeah
01:02:35
Papa Nurgle
yeah
01:02:37
Chris
Yeah. Which movie spent way too much for the return on investment?
01:02:47
Papa Nurgle
we have a new answer now that's a was that horizon an american story with kevin
01:02:53
Chris
Oh, yeah.
01:02:54
Papa Nurgle
yeah but make like eight hundred thousand dollars
01:02:57
Chris
Hmm.
01:03:00
Chris
Yeah.
01:03:03
Chris
Yeah, it was it had to be something small like that.
01:03:08
Papa Nurgle
i think it cost him thirty million and he made
01:03:08
Chris
Oh.
01:03:10
Papa Nurgle
ah hurt us so
01:03:13
Chris
Gosh, that's yeah.
01:03:13
Papa Nurgle
pretty bad
01:03:17
Chris
Oh, episode 41, we talked about the Obi-Wan series.
01:03:23
Chris
Yeah.
01:03:24
Papa Nurgle
right serious
01:03:25
Chris
Oh, here's one on Ron Educates Chris on Bitcoin and NFTs. That's I'm sure that was fun.
01:03:34
Papa Nurgle
yeah
01:03:35
Chris
Hmm.
01:03:38
Chris
Hmm. Yeah. Oh, episode 46 is the first time we talked about the pawpaw fruit.
01:03:46
Papa Nurgle
oh
01:03:50
Chris
yep Why do promoters lie to us?
01:03:52
Papa Nurgle
ah official fruit of the mythic guy podcast is the pop ah
01:03:58
Chris
It is. It's perfect time for it.
01:04:00
Papa Nurgle
yeah poppa
01:04:00
Chris
Get them all you can.
01:04:04
Chris
Intimidating things to buy. Oh, gosh, I wish I had a year for this. Dragon Age. What does it need to do to be good?
01:04:17
Papa Nurgle
i'm hearing good things about new one
01:04:20
Chris
Yeah, buddy of mine got it and he's liking it so far, but so.
01:04:21
Papa Nurgle
up
01:04:26
Papa Nurgle
and heard they're already not going to do dlc for it because they're moving on to the next project
01:04:31
Chris
Yeah, they're doing Mass Effect four.
01:04:33
Papa Nurgle
yeah
01:04:35
Chris
Yeah, I'll probably get it when it comes down in price, but I was that guy and I bought Call of Duty yesterday.
01:04:44
Papa Nurgle
right
01:04:45
Chris
Yeah, it's actually I have fun last night multiplayer. It wasn't too sweaty. I actually got in the top three in two of the 10 matches I played. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:53
Papa Nurgle
nice
01:04:55
Chris
So I'm going to play the campaign and they say zombies mode is fun so I can play that during the day. um Yeah.
01:05:00
Papa Nurgle
yeah
01:05:05
Chris
um
01:05:05
Papa Nurgle
having got it because i've been so
01:05:07
Chris
Yeah.
01:05:09
Papa Nurgle
wasn't really feeling up to starting a new game
01:05:11
Chris
Yeah, I don't blame you. The hassle of leaves. That's a good one.
01:05:16
Papa Nurgle
as i'm looking at like yardful leaves i have to deal with after i get all these halloween decorations um
01:05:19
Chris
Yeah.
01:05:22
Chris
Yeah. Odd holiday traditions.
01:05:25
Papa Nurgle
that a lot
01:05:26
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Mispronounced English words.
01:05:31
Papa Nurgle
all of them
01:05:32
Chris
Yeah. Groundhog Day.
01:05:35
Papa Nurgle
oh
01:05:36
Chris
It's always a fun one. It's a delightful holiday. Yeah, that's a bit worse. I'm going to start decorating for Groundhog Day.
01:05:43
Papa Nurgle
yeah definitely should
01:05:44
Chris
God.
01:05:45
Papa Nurgle
and then you should take it all down and then put it immediately back up because it's a funny joke
01:05:49
Chris
Yes, yes, oh yes.
01:05:53
Chris
Ooh, dead person you would like to hang out with for the day.
01:05:59
Papa Nurgle
but
01:06:02
Chris
What did a weekend mean when you were a teenager?
01:06:10
Papa Nurgle
basically means what it is now to me nothing i have no re responsibilityibilities
01:06:18
Chris
um Traffic and roads specific to biking. yeah Basic and it went right into basic social etiquette for the next time.
01:06:25
Papa Nurgle
so like getting better
01:06:36
Chris
ah I went on a rant on New England on episode 67.
01:06:41
Papa Nurgle
your h connecticut came
01:06:43
Chris
Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, which I found out my daughter's boyfriend,
01:06:44
Papa Nurgle
here
01:06:48
Chris
Has an equally. Angry view of the country, France.
01:06:55
Papa Nurgle
interesting
01:06:55
Chris
Somebody will mention France and he immediately.
01:06:59
Papa Nurgle
but
01:07:00
Chris
Yeah, so.
01:07:04
Chris
Would you be a robot?
01:07:07
Papa Nurgle
ah still yes
01:07:08
Chris
Yeah. ah Episode 69, we talked about Baldur's Gate and Dungeons and Dragons.
01:07:18
Papa Nurgle
waterate
01:07:19
Chris
Should there be a dress code for events?
01:07:22
Papa Nurgle
ah hundred
01:07:23
Chris
Yeah.
01:07:26
Chris
Action movie sequel screw ups.
01:07:30
Chris
Yeah. um Animal husbandry.
01:07:36
Papa Nurgle
not
01:07:37
Chris
yeah Q-tips and complete BS things. I think it was like how Q-tips are made.
01:07:45
Papa Nurgle
not be used for
01:07:46
Chris
and Everybody knows they're made to clean your ear.
01:07:48
Papa Nurgle
you know but not to be useful
01:07:49
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Has music died?
01:07:58
Chris
Yeah. Thanksgiving movies? Planes, trains, and automobiles.
01:08:02
Papa Nurgle
pretty much only yeah
01:08:03
Chris
Yep. Yep. Eyeballs and physics.
01:08:10
Chris
Episode 80 is when you discovered you had the Force.
01:08:14
Papa Nurgle
yeah that was fun
01:08:15
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:16
Papa Nurgle
yeah haven't recovered it since then but
01:08:17
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:18
Papa Nurgle
was one that went
01:08:18
Chris
Yeah, that's right. Well, maybe that's what your sickness was, was your body processing the force.
01:08:22
Papa Nurgle
oh
01:08:23
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:24
Papa Nurgle
midlorianss getting
01:08:25
Chris
Yeah. Weird things your body does.
01:08:30
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:32
Chris
80s and 90s. I can't read my own writing. Oh, why are the 80s and 90s back?
01:08:39
Papa Nurgle
yeah
01:08:40
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:41
Papa Nurgle
we' talked about again today
01:08:43
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. And here we're getting closer to recent. You know, we talked about concerts. Historical figures. Oh, our top 10 RPGs. Slang.
01:08:57
Chris
Yeah, I had some child the other day ask if I thought I had Riz. What is that?
01:09:01
Papa Nurgle
i
01:09:02
Chris
OK.
01:09:03
Papa Nurgle
ah words they say ah make no sense ah cap and riz on
01:09:04
Chris
Yep. Yeah.
01:09:08
Chris
Oh, the other day you talked about why meatballs are bad.
01:09:11
Papa Nurgle
ye
01:09:14
Chris
Yeah, summer vacations. Yeah. we've We've been through a lot.
01:09:18
Papa Nurgle
we've been through a lot of nonsense topics
01:09:21
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. So it's actually been 170 episodes.
01:09:25
Papa Nurgle
well
01:09:26
Chris
Yeah. Wow.
01:09:28
Papa Nurgle
so long
01:09:28
Chris
Think of all this but think of all the things we've educated people on.
01:09:33
Chris
There's got to be ah enlightened.
01:09:33
Papa Nurgle
it educators us but strong
01:09:38
Chris
I don't know. I am sure there is something out there. Who knows? There might be a young man out there who's going on a date. And some girl says, man, you're You know, you really need a hand job.
01:09:50
Chris
And it was like, wait a second. I learned not to drop your pants. Not to just assume.
01:09:59
Papa Nurgle
and if we did that even for one person
01:10:01
Chris
Exactly. Yeah.
01:10:02
Papa Nurgle
made a difference in the world and that's really all this but gets bad as me
01:10:10
Chris
Oh.
01:10:13
Papa Nurgle
oh boy
01:10:15
Chris
Yeah.
01:10:16
Papa Nurgle
well i would say
01:10:16
Chris
Somebody's senior quote. Yeah. what Yeah. Mythic Giraffe taught me what a hand job was and what it isn't.
01:10:24
Papa Nurgle
what it is and is more important
01:10:26
Chris
Oh, God.
01:10:30
Chris
I think that's a good place to wrap up the pod.
01:10:32
Papa Nurgle
think that's a good
01:10:36
Papa Nurgle
well just to the future and looking back in the past
01:10:38
Chris
Yeah.
01:10:42
Papa Nurgle
has to twelve months of coming up with really good jokes
01:10:47
Chris
Yeah. And if you have any, write them into us.
01:10:49
Papa Nurgle
yeah absolutely so in our discord
01:10:52
Chris
Yep.
01:10:52
Papa Nurgle
and twitter so illtro twenty two
01:10:57
Chris
Yep.
01:10:58
Papa Nurgle
<unk> right i don't know what to say anymore
01:10:59
Chris
See. X, Twitter, whatever. the Yeah, the thing.
01:11:04
Papa Nurgle
yeah thing
01:11:05
Chris
Take care, folks.
01:11:05
Papa Nurgle
um folks