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Ty & Eric discuss getting mansplained by their barista, how to negotiate with shopkeeps, petroleum pilled date ideas, when to opt for cans over taps, Mark Zuckerberg’s aversion to vices, when your boss hits the homo milk, commercializing the potluck, and the qualities of a good ice cube.
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Car Conversations and Weather
00:00:49
Think Fresh
Eric, Eric, Eric, just another day sitting in a vehicle with you overlooking the beautiful functioning port of Metro Vancouver. That's right, we got the windows down today, the breeze is climbing through the windows.
00:01:03
Think Fresh
Temperatures rising. Yeah, as soon as the wind stops, it gets real hot in here, but then that beautiful cold breeze from the Brard Inlet graces our presence.
00:01:15
Think Fresh
It's a beautiful thing to behold. Yeah, the leather on the back of the this Mercedes-Benz seat is causing my body temperature to rise faster than the springtime air.
00:01:27
Think Fresh
That's right. I did not opt for the ventilated seats option. That was really expensive. But I do have the sport heated seats, Ty. Dude, turn that heat down, man.
00:01:37
Think Fresh
We're entering untoasted sandwich territory right now. like I'm about to hit the bread raw.
00:01:44
Think Fresh
Dude, cold sandwiches are so bad, baby. love cold sandwiches. For the next six cucumber sandwiches only. Dude, we're ordering cucumber 30s come um springtime. That's a lot of inches.
00:01:54
Think Fresh
I would be down to... Fuck, dude. I almost did it. almost offered to get Subway. have been Subway today. We could do it. Alas. Fuck. So we are in a parking lot for a storage locker company. This has been our podcasting booth for a few weeks now.
00:02:11
Think Fresh
But we just got ah addressed by the ops, Eric.
Confrontation with Security Nona
00:02:15
Think Fresh
That was a very weird situation. Yeah, the employee of, I guess, the security lady.
00:02:22
Think Fresh
Security Nona. Security Nona of this storage locker facility approached my vehicle, tapped on the glass with her Glock 9, and asked me to roll it down.
00:02:33
Think Fresh
um She said, why are you parking? Why were we parking? We couldn't just say we are recording a podcast. I don't think she's ever just wouldn't even know what that is.
00:02:46
Think Fresh
Actually, next time we should just be honest and say that because she probably has some idea of what a podcast is. She's probably heard of Call Her Daddy. You know what I mean? That's true. So she probably would think we're celebrities if we say we're podcasters. We're not just two losers who have a Zencaster account. You know what Yeah, 100%.
00:03:05
Think Fresh
And that is a way more reasonable... purpose for loitering in a storage locker parking lot that because when you see just two dudes hanging out in the car you either assume that they're buying some Fenty or getting some sloppy top and I don't mean Fenty the Rihanna brand no that's long gone yeah RIP um Yeah, no, you're right.
00:03:32
Think Fresh
um But we did convince her to let us park here by saying that were having a meeting. yeah. you Eric is an excellent negotiator, it turns out. I don't know why you don't use these skills to charm your sandwich artist. You could get a lot more meat if you did.
00:03:46
Think Fresh
Like, the way Eric was smooth-talking, risen up this old lady, I was very impressed. He even offered her money. No, I didn't. I specifically said, I don't have any cash on me. Otherwise, I would bless your pockets.
00:03:58
Think Fresh
You did a great job, though. I'm very impressed. to Your ability to just kind of weasel your way into this parking spot and maintain it long after she left. It turns out, Ty, if you just offer like some pushback, you can usually get what you want.
00:04:12
Think Fresh
yeah But one key strategy that I want to call out was... um I gave her two options. Both of them resulted in us staying here. That's true. You
Negotiation Tactics and Legal Humor
00:04:21
Think Fresh
said I could move the car or I could not move the car. Because the real problem was we were parked illegally, which, rookie mistake, Ty. If you're going to break the law, at least break just one at a time. Yeah, if you're breaking multiple laws, that's a lot of fronts to cover.
00:04:35
Think Fresh
Exactly. So we parked illegally. She came over and said, you're parked illegally and you can't park here. Double whammy. Yeah, double hitter. So I offered, well, look, we can stay here for 30 minutes only, or I can move my car.
00:04:52
Think Fresh
How does that sound? And she was like, all just move your car. And we were able to able to stay here and provide this beautiful content and story to you guys. It's a wonderful place to be. ah I'm glad that we can practice the Stand Your Ground law here in Canada.
00:05:07
Think Fresh
We are on private property, it turns out. But ah luckily in Canada, there's no, you can't shoot people for being on your property, which is a great perk of living here. Yeah, all the podcasters are flocking north for this one perk.
00:05:20
Think Fresh
Exactly. You can do business on someone else's business. but um which is Which is lovely. If the shopkeep lets you. I was looking at other strategies with chat GPT on how to convince shopkeep that you could loiter.
00:05:34
Think Fresh
And honestly, the best advice they gave was to try to befriend them, chat them up, learn their interests, show good company, and maybe they'll let you chill for a bit. I love that you employed some of these tactics before even looking them up. Like you said, you you complimented the shopkeep's car.
00:05:51
Think Fresh
You said, well, your car is nicer than ours. Why can't we park our shitbox here? um And she said, no, no. no You have a Mercedes-Benz. Real recognized, real right. I know, dude.
00:06:02
Think Fresh
i was like, damn. she yeah She respects the hustle. She knows that we're trying to grind. and trying to make these payments, bitch. 100%. I'm trying to make some... BetterHelp money so I can pay off this damn gas guzzler.
Culinary Date Adventures
00:06:14
Think Fresh
Shout out to BetterHelp. Well, when i think I think when you see the vintage Mercedes what little trophy on the front. The three-pointed star. Thank you. I think you got that sways the, I guess, interpretation of this vehicle to be drugs, not top.
00:06:32
Think Fresh
That's right. I mean, yeah usually when you see a Mercedes-Benz, it's like the mid 2000s to the late 2010s. That's like the drug dealer like ownership life lifespan. yeah um you know It always starts with like a lawyer or a dentist.
00:06:49
Think Fresh
And then they sell their car to a drug dealer. And then that drug dealer passes the car down to the police where it gets repoed. And then I'm able to pick it up on auction for a steal.
00:07:00
Think Fresh
um Dude, the Mercedes life cycle is wild. Every car goes through that. It's the hazing process. Yeah. There's a huge difference between the first and second owners of any Mercedes-Benz vehicle.
00:07:12
Think Fresh
It's pretty funny. And it's pretty funny. And then the third owner, yourself, and men like you are responsible for either... upkeep it indefinitely or ride it into the ground yeah all the above most likely i will do my best upkeep it but then still you know have to replace every part yeah 100 percent here here here it's been a what quite a weekend quite a weekend for you and i quite a weekend yeah that's right ty um i heard you went on a nice little date on friday night i did more about that me and bay we love to go on dates i love to wine and dine my girl
00:07:46
Think Fresh
keep that romance alive yeah the spark has never subsided but uh eric i i think i've stumbled upon a novel date concept that i'm not seeing in the market and i want to share it with the breadheads i want to share it with you got it okay so before you tell me is it an activity of food thing or a drinks thing it's all of the above okay but that usually makes for a good for good date. So tell me more what what happened on Friday.
00:08:13
Think Fresh
okay Okay, so here's what you do. Instead of taking your girl out for dinner, take her for a joy ride.
00:08:21
Think Fresh
Okay. Okay. Here's what I do. I plan a multi-course meal. First, to start with the drinks, then the appy, then the primi, then the secondy, and then you cannot forget about dolci.
00:08:34
Think Fresh
And what we do is we hop in the whip and we just drive around town and then we just pull over at random restaurants and order the next course. You order it to go. You order one item off the menu.
00:08:47
Think Fresh
bring it back into the car, have a nibble, and then just keep driving. You'll spend two, three hours just piddling around town, and you'll discover all of these restaurants you've never gone to before, or maybe have wanted to try, but never wanted to commit to an entire meal.
00:09:02
Think Fresh
So let me get this straight, Ty. When you're pitching this date idea to your significant other, you're basically telling her, Babe, tonight we're going to engage in consumerism. Yes, we're getting takeout from everywhere.
00:09:14
Think Fresh
It's kind of like capitalist potluck in a way. But it's great because you can keep the essential sweatsuit on. You don't have to dress up. You have plenty of space for small talk between courses.
00:09:29
Think Fresh
And you can you control the playlist. You control the vibe in the restaurant. Wait a second, you're taking them you're taking it to go? I'm taking it to go. Oh, okay. I was going to say, like you know it the pens depending on what you're wearing, you may not be able to get into the carbone for the preemie.
00:09:46
Think Fresh
Oh, but the host will still give you the brown paper bag at the door. They'll let you at ah least to the host stand. Right, okay. they theyre not but They will reject you for the UGG slides at the door, but that's still close enough to snipe the takeout bag.
00:10:02
Think Fresh
I see. Okay. So you're getting takeout and you're eating in the car. But it's only one dish. So like this Friday, first stop was, okay, just a high-end grocery store for some sparkling kombucha to start.
00:10:14
Think Fresh
alright Wow, exotic. It's got to be a non-alcohol, unless you want to do the road pop thing, but it's a bit of a liability. Yeah, drinking a tall boy in the driver's seat is never a good look, even if you're parked explaining the storage locker place.
00:10:26
Think Fresh
Explaining to the cops that it's date night, so you should make an exception for having a bottle of wine in the driver's seat. It's like, no, no, I plan to drink and drive tonight. and I'm actually the DD for this date.
00:10:37
Think Fresh
um And then swung by a random Thai restaurant, sniped some spring rules for appy. Okay. A pizza spot for a nice and Neapolitan preemie.
00:10:48
Think Fresh
We wow digressed. and Instead of like a polished entree, we went to a kind of a sloppy burger joint for Second D. Wow. Sloppy burger in the car. that's That's a decision. It was a messy move.
00:11:00
Think Fresh
That is a choice, my friend. And then just went to this random Korean like slushy store for Dolce. Shaved ice? It was like a shaved ice kind of take, yeah.
00:11:13
Think Fresh
um it was awesome it was so fun and i you had all these places you never would even bother with otherwise i like this concept purely because i'm not trying like sit down in a place i don't like but in this case you're just grabbing one small dish as a little sampler you're getting the flight of like whatever vancouver has to offer it is a tasting flight but you're on the ground you're on four wheels That's right.
00:11:40
Think Fresh
You're taxiing the next destination. Yeah, it's a tasting taxi. That's awesome, man. So what was the highlight? The Korean shaved ice? Yeah, the Korean shaved ice, I wish I got sooner. i could have had dolce as like my second dish because I could have just nursed that as I drove. you know You kind of have to optimize the meal for for like can't mountain handhelds and car consumption. like You're not getting the pho.
00:12:05
Think Fresh
You're not getting... yeah The steak, because you need a knife for that. Right. But you can get a handheld. You can have a little... The appies are great. Salads are a little tricky.
00:12:17
Think Fresh
Yeah, that's true. You just get one dish. You share it. It's a shared experience. Okay, okay, okay. Right, right? This is interesting, Ty. This is interesting. I'm really happy with this concept, Eric. I'm bringing it public.
00:12:29
Think Fresh
Think about it. You could go to all, you could hit Miku, you could hit Savio, you could hit St. Lawrence all in the same night. Isn't that awesome? It's like a festival of restaurants.
00:12:39
Think Fresh
A proper potluck. But like you choose your adventure. So you just finish your app yet. We have the spring rolls. was a little bit like ah oily. So I'm like, okay, how do we balance that with the next dish?
00:12:52
Think Fresh
Ty, I think I know how to level this up even one step further. hit me. I think you should it get in your car and then schedule four or five courses via DoorDash, all for different pickup times.
00:13:08
Think Fresh
And then you're like sitting in the driver's seat like, babe, we got to finish this out. We got to go run and pick up our burrito. You know I It's right. ourbido Our burrito is ready for pickup. We got to go. um So kind of like plan the night out in advance.
00:13:19
Think Fresh
That way when you're eating, you don't need to scroll on your phone in between and between courses. You just kind of like, you know where the next destination is and you can even plan it all on the same route or something.
00:13:31
Think Fresh
Right. Because, but you're in a situation then where you're scurping the quesadilla because you have to get to the tartare fast. That's the fun part. I guess that is fun. There's a competitive aspect. Yeah. It's a relay race. Yeah.
00:13:42
Think Fresh
Different approach. I'm not going to diss it. I think it could work for some couples. Me, I like the serendipity of just driving until you see the restaurant manifest itself.
00:13:54
Think Fresh
manifest itself You know, wait wait for your taste buds to be magnetized to a place. Look for that intriguing neon sign or that hole in the wall you otherwise would miss. Maybe you try a new cuisine type, like Afghan cuisine.
00:14:08
Think Fresh
Someone drove down the street. and um So, okay. I like this idea. thank you i like this idea. I'll give you that. I know. It's good.
00:14:19
Think Fresh
It's a good idea. other thing is, Ty, like there's so many places that look appealing, but you would just like never would never encounter it. or not No one gets in their car to look for food, The hunter-gathering era of our lives that is over. Yeah, unless I'm in the produce section of Whole Foods trying to pick out the best heirloom, I am neither hunting nor gathering.
00:14:43
Think Fresh
That's right. So, yeah, just like driving by seeing what looks good. What's good today? What's fresh? Yeah, I mean, honestly, it's great idea. Yeah, 100%.
00:14:54
Think Fresh
and So Bay liked it, I'm i'm guessing. Bay likes it. I like it because, you know, when you're like, what do you wish should we eat for dinner tonight? Someone has to make the decision. Now it's a collective effort, truly. And you don't have to make any one decision.
00:15:08
Think Fresh
If you kind of feel like Italian, but also a little bit of French, but maybe even... Dabble in some Indian? That can all happen. Which seems crazy because we this is a strong anti-potluck podcast. We've affirmed that perspective many, many times again.
00:15:24
Think Fresh
But I think when you're in complete control of the next course, it doesn't really matter. yeah It's no different than dining at Cactus Club
Beverage Preferences and Workplace Humor
00:15:30
Think Fresh
when you start with the lettuce wraps and then move into the ravioli. Mm-hmm.
00:15:35
Think Fresh
I mean, i think all of us on some level do a version of this because usually, you know, the guy picks a restaurant, right? Almost always. Almost always. Girls don't know what they want to eat They only know what they want not eat. Yeah, exactly.
00:15:51
Think Fresh
But they know what they want for dessert. So usually I'll pick the restaurant, we'll eat there, and then Bay will find a dessert spot and we'll go there after. Oh, that's a cool combo. The double dip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like we all get a little bit of what we want.
00:16:05
Think Fresh
remember um So we all kind of I would imagine most of us do this on some level. I think so. You're taking it you know, the ah square root or the power of two here.
00:16:17
Think Fresh
were we We're doubling down. Yeah, exactly. Power of five. You can go five courses if you're really hungry. Because I do that too. I love the post dinner drink spot. I love to cozy up on a tight little bar with me.
00:16:31
Think Fresh
Have a little aperitivo. Mm-hmm. at every meal you But you're saying, you need the Aperol spritz to go. to go, yeah. I'm taking this driver's side. Yeah. i have I have done that, Ty, where I would lie to the staff that I'm drinking a beer here, and I just pocket it and walk out. That's right. That is a notable move. of your That is your signature move, is to leave the pint.
00:16:57
Think Fresh
Yeah. Where are you taking the pie, Derek? To link with you to podcast from my trunk tie. That's exactly we're going.
Eric's Coffee Shop Saga
00:17:05
Think Fresh
And do you return the glassware or do you insist on cans only?
00:17:08
Think Fresh
Oh, no. You're not looking at draft section? No, at this place that will not be named, they just give you a can and they expect you to drink from the can at their table? Fuck that, bro.
00:17:19
Think Fresh
yeah that's I'm going to drink a park bench like I was meant to. Yeah. It's a masculine urge to just drink alone on a park bench. Yeah. So you're a draft dodger, you could say. ah That's funny.
00:17:33
Think Fresh
um Ty, I want to talk to you about a negative experience I had with a certain barista. A different type of fluid. Yeah, in my my neighborhood.
00:17:43
Think Fresh
This is a like becoming a Karen podcast a little bit. We just gripe about fluid the entire time. Just complain about service workers. Yeah. Okay, lay it on me. How how did the barista wrong you this time, Eric? Okay, well...
00:17:58
Think Fresh
This was midday yesterday or something. Decided to go for a walk with Bae. Went to the local coffee shop, which is a notable one. It's a Timber Train location.
00:18:09
Think Fresh
Familiar with their work. It's pretty good. It is. Yeah, they they pride themselves on knowing their way around a bean. You know what ah like Yeah, they're sick with the bean.
00:18:20
Think Fresh
They claim to be sick with the bean, Ty. um So much so that they this little twink barista decided to twink-splain to me what a macchiato was.
00:18:33
Think Fresh
And I was not having it, bro. We had ordered a macchiato. And granted, we confused him a little bit by ordering it over ice. um And then he proceeded to explain to us that this wasn't Starbucks.
00:18:47
Think Fresh
Oh, wow. Yeah. He's like, just so you know, this isn't like Starbucks. We don't do the sweeteners, blah, blah, blah. I just cut him off like, i know Yo, he profiled you as a Starbucks enjoyer. How does that feel? I know. I was like, what part of me looks like I've fucking but never been to a fourth wave coffee shop before? I know what I'm doing here, bro.
00:19:05
Think Fresh
Yeah, 100%. Yeah. wow I was even wearing my Joun sweater. I was just going to say, dude, this is why logos on clothing are actually matter. You've got like the gallery department logo on the front of your shirt. They're not going to ask you if you know what a Machado is.
00:19:19
Think Fresh
course, bro. I got the clear Joun symbol on my chest. I'm rocking it with pride. And you're still going to ask me? Yeah, exactly. So there is an aspect of kind of projecting that, that is the responsibility of the customer, but you're clearly doing that and they're clearly not reading.
00:19:33
Think Fresh
I know, dude. I'm like, I should put this guy on, but I'm not gonna. Wow. So you cut him off. Cut off, said, i know. And he's just like, stopped in his tracks and then fulfilled the order.
00:19:45
Think Fresh
um But then i got my i got my coffee and I ordered the CB, the Chris Black. I got the iced Quad Cortado. Nice, nice. I've been enjoying those as well, but they make me want to hurt myself.
00:19:59
Think Fresh
Likewise, likewise. i think that's the point. sort you know i mean you got tell Before you want to fight someone, you got drink one the coffees. It's the closest thing to drugs that you can buy anywhere.
00:20:10
Think Fresh
Exactly. um So I ordered the CB iced, of course, and it comes out, but they use like a crushed ice. What? Like a No, no and not like a frappuccino.
00:20:25
Think Fresh
A little bit more rocky. um Kind of like what you would find... ah like outside of an ice rink. Gotcha. The ah the ah pile of slush, the mountain of snow that's a little bit blue, a little bit pink. Exactly. The forbidden slushy.
00:20:43
Think Fresh
It was kind of like your Korean shaved ice. Gotcha. It was like that exact consistency, like a slushy. Yeah. Yeah. And so, yeah it was it was bad, dude.
00:20:54
Think Fresh
Damn, Timotrain's falling off. The problem with that, dude, is because there's so much surface area for the ice that it just melts, like, instantly. So, like, by the time I walked out of that coffee shop, my Cortado was no longer an iced Cortado. it was just a cold milk.
00:21:08
Think Fresh
Well, this is the challenge. Fuck. The beautiful tension of the quad-iced Cortado is that it's got four shots of espresso, piping hot, and, like, four ice cubes.
00:21:21
Think Fresh
So it's 1v1 here, this isn't this is an even matchup. Bro, would you rather be first for the 100 men vs the gorilla, or last for the 100 men vs Bonnie Blue? Tough question, tough question.
00:21:40
Think Fresh
I think I can take on the gorilla, I'm not going to lie. You're not taking on the gorilla grip? The gorilla grip. I can't. No comment. so um um But yeah, dude, the ice situation was so bad that yeah just instantly melted and i was just drinking this cold, kind of milky coffee.
00:21:58
Think Fresh
it was It was not what I wanted at all. I want i want to feel the ice cubes grace my lips. Pause. I don't think this is on you, dude. I think ice cubes have gotten weaker lately. I don't know what's going on with big refrigeration, but I genuinely think all ice cubes are melting faster than ever before.
00:22:14
Think Fresh
Is this global warming? I don't know if this is a change in the fluoride in the water. Well, I think it's purely down to the like surface area of the ice cube. We learned this in science class.
00:22:27
Think Fresh
You don't remember that lesson? I don't do i don't know. I need RfK Jr. to tell me what is going on with my ice cubes. This is why they were able to ride ice cubes across the Brard and Lit time. Because it was one big cube.
00:22:40
Think Fresh
if they If they rode seven of them, it would be would melt much faster. know what saying? Okay, Einstein with your mass equals melting speed.
00:22:53
Think Fresh
Whatever. Yeah, dude. So that's what happens when you ah serve the wrong ice cube. That's why... bars serve like a nice and big ice cube in the old fashion otherwise because they don't want them you want to s sip it slowly you want to enjoy the drink over the course of an hour you know i mean you don't want to um have the ice dilute your whatever bullet bourbon ah yeah you're that's a good point that's a good point okay so it's about ice quality is degraded it's not
00:23:27
Think Fresh
Nice quality and form factor. Form factor as well. Yeah, like it when my cube's got some nice shrimp inches. Real mouth cutters. When it gets stuck to your lip. Nice one.
00:23:38
Think Fresh
Well, Eric, I'm really ah sorry to hear about your coffee experience. It sucks to be a man's macchiato-splained and then to also just be served inferior product at the end.
00:23:48
Think Fresh
I
Zuckerberg and Caffeine Speculations
00:23:49
Think Fresh
know. It was so confusing. i was like, do you even know what you're talking about? Yeah. Jesus Christ. It's like, put your bean where your mouth is. Yeah. Well, I'm happy I didn't tip. that' You should.
00:24:00
Think Fresh
Hey, that's another benefit of my date night concept. You don't tip? You don't you don't really go out of tip. You order like spend $6 on some spring rolls like right to go. I ain't tipping. ain't tipping on that.
00:24:11
Think Fresh
That's great, dude. And it's to go, so you don't need to do that. I did have an interesting coffee... story as well Eric but it's not my own story it was amusing on what I observed Mark Zuckerberg say this week.
00:24:28
Think Fresh
Oh wow. He was in a conversation with Theo Vaughn. Are you familiar with Vaughn's work? Oh yeah. Yeah there's and a notorious podcaster of sorts but um He brought Mark Zuck on, killer guest, and asked Mark about his coffee drinking habits.
00:24:46
Think Fresh
And then Mark Zuckerberg like looked at the guy, and he like looked confused. And he's like, you know what he says? He says, and don't drink coffee. And he's like, well, well that's not true.
00:24:57
Think Fresh
Sometimes on vacation, I'll drink it. That's it. i thought that was insane that's it that's the story yeah well it was just the way he went about it eric the way he said like oh sometimes i cheat a little on vacation i'll have a right cup of coffee right he's he's talking about coffee like it's a cigarette yeah he's like yeah the vacation cigs don't count all right like he's talking about just like the most like accessible vice on earth like it is a like cocaine you know i stay away from that shit i couldn't couldn't couldn't do it oh maybe once a while on vacation i'll dabble the whole thing was so the dude is so robotic with how he tries to mirror real human responses this was just more evidence of that so did he get into the um reasons why he stays away from coffee
00:25:54
Think Fresh
Yeah, I think he's just turned on all the time, both sexually and also performatively from an employment perspective. It's just I don't think he needs the juice. Right. He's so inspired by his passion project of Facebook that he doesn't really need to worry about getting up in the morning.
00:26:12
Think Fresh
if The grind gets him up. Is that or like some people get their energy from caffeine. Some people get their energy from a USB-C port. I think he might just be plugging in to juice up.
00:26:25
Think Fresh
Right. Okay. I would imagine that ah guy like Zuck is Zucking all day. know what mean? He's working late hours. He's getting up early, getting maybe, don't know, six hours of sleep. You know what I mean? not not any much Not much more than that.
00:26:40
Think Fresh
So maybe he's just like, I can't afford to have an afternoon crash. i gotta stay I'd rather stay at a 7 out of 10 all day than 8 out of 10 or a 9 out of 10 in the mornings and then a 2 out of 10 in the afternoons.
00:26:55
Think Fresh
I guess that's the goal, right? It's consistency throughout the day. I have an undulator. I go from 10 to 2 real fast and then that to 10. It's a roller coaster over here, baby. And it's entirely dependent on the fluid in front of me.
00:27:08
Think Fresh
If there is fluid in front of me, I'm a 10. If there isn't, if it's a dry spell, I'm a two. It doesn't even matter what fluid. like they say ah They say alcohol is a downer. Not for me, buddy. Hell no.
00:27:21
Think Fresh
Whoever said that is a downer. Yeah, fucking loser. Have you tried it yeah it? rocks. It's fucking awesome. but like Have you ever had a beer at work? like The rest of the day is just so much better.
00:27:32
Think Fresh
The beer, the caffeine, even if it's an iced mocha frappuccino that you ordered. that thing's gonna get me up a nice cold glass of milk a spice some spicy water yeah anything i'll do oh dude nothing like hitting the homo milk at the office if the palate is wet then i'm gonna go get her if you saw your boss drinking a glass of milk at work would you trust them would you respect them at all or would you just instantly lose all respect Oh, it it comes down to their general disposition.
00:28:05
Think Fresh
If my boss was like Brian Johnson, I'd let i give him a pass. Right, right. but It's like you you assume the milk has a greater serves a greater purpose. You're not just thirsty little boy. Exactly. If my boss is like Michael Scott, I'd just add it to the list of red flags. Right, right, right.
00:28:21
Think Fresh
If my boss is a totally normal human, it would be an extreme cause for concern. Perform a wellness check on anyone you know that's just chugging milk straight from the pine.
Final Thoughts on Drinks
00:28:31
Think Fresh
Yeah, we're not milk chuggers here, but I do and i do enjoy a nice cold glass of white once in a while.
00:28:39
Think Fresh
ah Yeah, you're a dabbler. i like it frothed, I like it warm, and I like it occasionally with granola. And beyond that, I ain't touching it. Well, anyways, breadheads, go get some granola.
00:28:52
Think Fresh
Go drink some milk if you need it. um We're going to go get a beer. Oh, yeah, brother. Nice talking to you. All right. See you. Ciao.