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Speaker: All right, so that is that is my little contribution and nonsensical network That's gonna be up on social media here pretty soon. Welcome to Jeff's garage Once again, I had you have guests tonight We're gonna play a little bit game and we're gonna do talk about customization once again first to last or last to first whatever it is We got Benji's in the house. You're muted by the way. We're gonna go ahead and be he is my supercar guru as I like to say and
Speaker: And then my motorcycle madness man, blazing is in the house. How is, how's it going? I got the flashlight charged. I found that 10 millimeter socket and I'm ready to fucking wrench. And then we got K mag in the house. What's up everybody?
Speaker: Kind of my tool guy. Cause you know, you work for tools all day. And then our resident shop gopher is in the house. Steven Jarvis. Welcome, sir. How are you? Not bad. Uh, what tool was it you needed again? Uh, the one over there. Okay. And I also need you to go over, go over to auto zone and picking up some blinker fluid.
Speaker: to shut the fuck up
Speaker: under construction over here, uh, was originally green. It's going to black with everything else. One of these days it will happen. You know, people say it'll never happen, but it's, you know, I, I love that car. Um, so I have a question, gentlemen. Uh, first and foremost, uh, your ultimate custom ride, what, what are you building? Anybody?
Speaker: What is it? Your ultimate custom ride. So if you're gonna build a car, bike, whatever, what are you building? Probably a semi. A semi. Harley Davidson fat mom. Now, but, and I understand that, but what are you building in it? What, what, what motor, you know, frame?
Speaker: unlimited budget unlimited budget oh man fat mob fat mob frame raked out um mini eights uh stage three on uh on 122 um really 120 man it it comes with our it already comes with so many bells and whistles there's not much to have to add to it i mean
Speaker: Dope -ass bags, I guess but That bike rolls off the floor understood but but once again, here's the problem with with keeping your vehicle stock, whatever it may be You roll up next to a guy that's got the exact same thing in a different color. I Hate being that guy, you know if you if we went out and we bought two brand -new fat bobs
Speaker: And mine's green, yours is black. It's the same pocket bike. There's, you know, with the exception of color, it's in, you know, if we bought them in black, they look exactly the same. So what makes yours stick out more, more mine is you're going to do all these. Okay. Mine probably be the, like I said, the mini eight's, uh, four controls, the bigger engine stage three kit, um, actually bigger.
Speaker: I probably I mean the back tire is already fucking wide. I probably make a white you make it wider. You definitely make it wider. Let's see town system. I'm not big on windshields, but I probably put a you know, at times they are they're relevant and I would probably put a windshield on it.
Speaker: I did send you that convertible roof for a Harley look kind of cool, right? You did. And that was pretty cool. I just don't see how practical it is. Agreed. I mean, it is technically it's convertible top, but I get it. Uh, but, uh, I'll get everybody else here in a minute. I'm just going to address each one individually. Uh, I agree with you. The fat Bob is a great frame. Uh, however, uh, I want a minimum of the 300 tires.
Speaker: And I would make it look like my version of Harley Davidson, the Marble Man's Harley, but with saddlebags, but completely custom with that other video I sent you where the top of the bags come up and the gas tank comes up. That was cool.
Speaker: so if i remember right to marvel man that was a rigid it was a it was correct well that the only problem you gave it in 2000 wasn't it no is it f s f x s or f x t or i can't remember f x something uh but yes it was rigid and i can't do a rigid frame i i just can't
Speaker: Because Yeah, like I guarantee you that Don Johnson and Mickey work five minutes on the bike. They're like, oh my god, get me off Are you we we got the shot, right? It is a sexy bike the only problem I have is the rear tires really thin
Speaker: I think a lot of times when it comes to bikes, the standard customizations are, like I said, pretty standard. You can't go too, too crazy off the factory bike. I mean, I guess you can, depending on fabrication wise, but a lot of times it's paint jobs to stick it out. Paint jobs. Like I said, I have that background picture of that V -Rod.
Speaker: with that 320 tire on it. Oh my gosh. A fat tire on a bike. If it's done right, I'm not talking like West coast chopper style, which is like, you can put your hand open through the frame and not touch anything. I hate that. I like the full frame, you know, all space used.
Speaker: and tight compact. I don't like a long swing arm. I want everything nice and functional, everything in its place. That open frame thing, it just looks unfinished to me. Yeah, I have a problem with the not to go off in a huge tangent, but
Speaker: If anybody out there likes the Orange County choppers, you suck. You don't know bikes. You don't know bikes. Period. I know they're super uncomfortable. Well, that's the thing. They fall apart. They're not well built. I mean, they built a name on the fact that they were handmade. Yeah, they were handmade, but they weren't. There was no, what's it called?
Speaker: craftsmanship. The fabrications were aesthetically pleasing, but the mechanics, it was too rushed. It's art, right? That's basically what I'm saying. But if I'm spending what, 120, 300 grand on a fucking bike, I better be able to ride the piss up. That's the problem.
Speaker: I didn't want to go too far. I can say that for another time. What are you looking at to build? So that truck that I sent you a picture of whenever you could see it is actually a C 500 Kenworth. Okay.
Speaker: Well, I want to build a W900 Ken Mirth with 3406B model cat motor, pushing about nine and a quarter to a thousand horses and about a 340 inch wheelbase on it. You have expensive tastes, sir. I do. I love working on trucks. Well, now, you know, you know, you're a mild piece of mechanic, correct? Yeah. So yeah, I, I,
Speaker: can't get into that like mindset I Don't be wrong. I love a diesel motor. I just to me It it's it's a farm truck, you know and I get the you know diesel motors put out tons of fucking forts they're insane um there is a and it might even be the picture you sent there's a guy he basically did a Used a Kenworth body
Speaker: no hood. He's running twin, uh, that motors with blowers on them. And it, it's, it looks like it's almost like a 32 Ford style. Right. That thing is amazing.
Speaker: However, you can't turn it around in a 40 acre field because it's got the turning radius of the train. But what are you going for paint? What are you going for paint? It'll probably be plum crazy purple and canary yellow. I like it. I like it. Yeah. It's always been kind of my paint scheme for like a vehicle if I ever got to build one.
Speaker: I used to work for my uncle. He owned a plumbing and heating company and my buddy and I were driving around the truck one day and this beautiful truck pulled up and I kid you not. It's the only time I've ever seen it. He had Krager SS chrome mags on all tires.
Speaker: I still haven't figured that out. With Ray's white letters, you want to talk about a beautiful looking truck. Semi -truck tires that are craggers, you want to talk about rare. They had a big cup of shade, but that truck had everything. Good. You got to think most of your semis run your basic Acoa
Speaker: aluminum wheels, you know. Yeah, exactly. It's very rare to find a decent aftermarket wheel. Right. So now, like the company I work for, we actually... He gets powder -coated black alcoa wheels straight from alcoa. Oh, really? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, because that you want to talk about a satisfying process to watch, like his, uh, all of our paint schemes, like orange. Okay. Actually, I have a hoodie in the floor over here. It says the original big black or the original big black truck, because when he started up his company, he was the only one in the state with C five hundreds that were black and orange. Okay.
Speaker: now we got some other companies up here that got like black rig moving trucks and shit like that but most of them still aren't as badass looking as the ones that we drive and most of his like we had turned up I think the one I'm driving right now is running seven and a quarter horse like he turns up all of his motors and all this truck right well let's get leaving stuff stock is for boring is for boring people
Speaker: right i mean unless you have a warranty but yeah but warranties are for pussies right i'm the kind of asshole i'll void a warranty before i leave the parking lot uh benji what he got for me what what's your what's your ultimate custom so i'll give three answers i'm gonna try to make it broad right understood so the first one i'm gonna keep it domestic
Speaker: It either it'd be like early mid 60s Mustang and Corvettes. Okay. I'm not super big into domestic vehicles, but those two are super iconic like that error right there. The next I would move it up to import. I'd have to go with an R33, R34, or a RX7. I love the 34. I'm not going to get into the rotary.
Speaker: Can't get into the rotaries. I don't I think it comes down to I don't know enough. I don't know enough. I used to have I Had a I used to have a 97 RX 7. I actually there's a there's a guy on YouTube He was on the donut channel. He built a all -wheel -drive Four sleeve so it had four sets of rotors Yeah, it was like 1200 horse all -wheel -drive RX 7. Yeah, it's a fucking monster
Speaker: And, and once again, I I've seen the video a couple of times and it's like, I get it, but like you have, you can't, that's not something you can build in your backyard unless you know what the fuck you're doing. You know, you have to have a rotary specialist help build that motor. That's not something you just throw together on a weekend. You know, you can go, there's going to be, I heard that coming out. I think it's going to be three at this, at this time. They're going to do away with the two and go with three.
Speaker: Well, they got that new design, too. Correct. So maybe we're going to get an RX9. I just hope they move. So my last one is, I'd probably do a camper that you could drive. If I have unlimited money. Like an RV. Yep. Have you seen the ones that you could put a power underneath? Maybe. If I could customize it any way I want, my specifications, I think that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker: A while back on Nonsense Go Nonsense, Tony and I were talking about a, there's a camper out there. It's basically a bus. And it fits, you can put a three series BMW underneath it without the car to go underneath. It's $2 .5 million. It's got marble floors and it is gorgeous to you. But I'm like, you know what?
Speaker: As cool as that is because I mean the rarity of pulling up to somebody would have another one like it I don't want to spend 2 .5. I'd rather like my for RV style I would love I like we've all seen the van life videos and there's a family they took a It's like a tour bus
Speaker: It's like an old tour bus from like the who or some shit. And they converted it themselves. That'd be my back. That's kind of what I mean. Something like that. OK. So then I can completely customize any way I want. And you can even add like a kind of like a 1 .5 story to it. You can set it on hydraulics and you can move it up. Again, that's kind of my three answers. I kind of wanted to make it a little bit more broader, try to bring in something that just isn't vehicle related.
Speaker: Well, you know, I actually saw a There's an RV and they customize it by taking the top half of the Volkswagen Beetle from about half the door up And they welded it to the top and put a bit there So you could actually climb up and have a panoramic view And it literally looked like they were carrying a Volkswagen Beetle on top. I was like, you know, I'm not mad at it
Speaker: that's pretty I would I would have chosen the the Volkswagen bus like the 13 window style get that full panoramic but I get it you know yeah that's my answer and I kind of I like the idea the the old that I love a 63 bed I think they're gorgeous
Speaker: And the 65 Mustang, you can't go wrong. Steven, what do you got for me? I probably wouldn't want to do that. I'll be right back. Maybe an exhaust, but the Mustang, I'd want a supercharge. Understood. Yeah, and that'd be about kind of it. And of course, the R33 or 34 and the R7. If you go with the R4,
Speaker: 33 or 34 are you keeping the original uh oh no i mean 23 i mean balls to the wall whatever i can throw at it you know what i mean okay i do i i think the r34 is the most beautiful car ever built there there's a couple of those imports that are just you can't go wrong the only problem i have with them when you get
Speaker: the r34 obviously they were only made in japan and stuff like that you have to get used to shifting with your left hand sure that that's the tricky part there's conversion kits for it though yeah but but isn't that kind of like it i mean for me is that that would be like ruining a vehicle and i get the concept i myself i would want to one that was converted one that wasn't because
Speaker: And like you can actually uh to convert them there's actually I saw a kit that actually uses um The same dash From a uh, I think it's the nissan uh Like an ultima or maxima or something. Yeah something like that. Yeah and And then you can mold it to fit
Speaker: But you know what's really cool though, if you're talking unlimited money, you could just have someone going in there and make a carbon fiber dash for you. A hundred percent. Anything like that. But no, I'd probably want it converted. Like you said, get two, right? One that's kind of unmolested. And just leave it set because that'll be my retirement fund right there. And what's really cool about those cars is they're now on the cusp or they are legal to import now.
Speaker: So we've gone past that and I mean when I mean just now getting I mean literally within the last Couple of months they are legal. Yeah. Well actually there's a there's a YouTube channel. It's called Amelia No, I can't remember what it's called. He actually got in trouble for building an Elinor I can't remember what's called off top my head, but he took an R34 body and put it on the GTR frame and
Speaker: He basically took the body off the new GTR and put an R34 body on it. So it looks like an R34, but it's actually the GTR, which is the new one. And, you know, same motor, same space. It's basically nothing's changed on the frame and motor and all that stuff. It just has that body on it. And it is just a monster.
Speaker: Yeah. Those new GTRs are, I mean, they're, they're, they're super cars, right? They're not hype.
Speaker: I mean, you're getting 1200 plus horsepower out of those. But you can also, and you brought this up, we were chatting the other day, you mentioned about an episode I want to do, the Copar. That's basically what this guy did. Obviously he didn't go out and buy a - I'm talking about, you got an upstate like New York or whatever? Yeah, I can't remember his name. Yeah, I can't either. It's going to drive me nuts.
Speaker: Just bought one and that was the one had to like the built transmission and all that in it. Yeah, but the body was all fucked up Yeah, well him holy beauty of carport carport carport you can literally buy a brand -new Z06 that's got only you know a hundred miles on it, but the guy that bought it brand -new didn't know how to drive and fucked it up You know, they're you know, you get a salvage title and
Speaker: And you have to do the work to fix it. But I don't give a shit about a salvage title. Exactly. Well, I'm not selling it. I'm building it to play. Yeah, because you're not worried about mileage or resell or anything at that point. That is a functional super. Well, I reached out to one of my favorite the original Copar Kings Goon Squad. Check out their YouTube channel. If you guys have started, if you guys have not watched Goon Squad,
Speaker: About two brothers two brothers that sound like they they they sound like they've never left the holler you know, they're hillbilly as they come and never a Negative thought they're They started out every oriented that's probably most friendly like family friendly YouTube channels and
Speaker: out there. Amazing. The content they do is really good. Yeah. And like what they started out, they bought a Jeep TJ or see, or I can't remember what the two door, two door little, I don't know. The wrangler and the little wrangler and they bought it at carport and, um, they, uh, they didn't have any money. So they went to junkyards and got parts fixed it up and ended up selling it.
Speaker: And when I started watching them, it was like their third or I think it was their third bill. They were OK. They they were. They bought a Mustang. It was a GT Mustang. It was like a 2014 or something like that. And. Hold on one second. Yeah, they.
Speaker: I'll pick up right here. So what they do is they kind of go to cop coparts and they buy some cars on the cheap or as cheap as you can get them. Again, I want to go into a show about this with Jeff. Um, if these guys aren't just buying Mustangs and Wranglers, right? I mean, they're buying, they bought lambos. They're buying lambos. They're buying Ferraris and just built or they bought a empire.
Speaker: These guys are built a little, and this is two brothers, completely family friendly, no cousins. And they do all the work theirself. All of it. They don't farm anything out. They build it all themselves. They just grind. These two guys are super young. I mean, they've got to be under 30 years old. Oh, yeah. Their dad is with them. Their dad cracks me up. Their dad is very, very Polish. Their mom.
Speaker: You can't understand a word they say. But not only do they have that YouTube channel, they have like three channels. And what's up, sir? And they have their own hot sauce line going. Is it hot sauce or barbecue? I think it's a little bit of both. I think it's like, what is it? Dang sauce is what it is. Yeah, dang sauce. I definitely want to try it. I do as well.
Speaker: You know, it's one of those YouTube channels you hear all the time. It's like, hey, buy our merch, blah, blah, blah. They're one of those channels I wouldn't mind buying their merch to support. Agreed. Agreed. Because, like, there's something like you can sit down with the entire family. And, you know, especially like, you know, me and my son, we used to watch every single episode. Absolutely. Like, they put out an episode every single week. And it was like, oh, they got a new episode. Let's watch it. And
Speaker: The only reason we stop watching, and we still watch Gazely, but it's like
Speaker: life gets in the way you got stuff other stuff to do jobs and so on and so forth and then they stopped producing a lot of videos because again i think their life got in the way the youngest brother who does the camera he literally just had a baby a couple of weeks ago yeah well they they they also a lot of content on their channel house builds car builds family they built their house yeah their house building new buildings i mean they yeah they really got it all one of the best
Speaker: just wholesome channel that's super entertaining, super engaging. They're constantly talking to the people who watch their show, really good. So if you guys haven't seen them, I would recommend them. And here's the crazy thing. They don't spend a lot on production. Nope. They don't even have a good camera. They use an iPhone. It's literally the two brothers, one other guy and their dad. Yeah.
Speaker: They started out in a single car garage in the house that was like a basement. They did all the work out in the gravel driveway. Correct. And then they built that building, that two garage building. Then they finally went to a warehouse. And that warehouse is fucking amazing. They just got a frame of speed. I think they're going to get rid of that because they bought that farm.
Speaker: Yeah, because they want to build a racetrack. But yeah, check those guys out. I know we're getting a little bit off topic, but yeah, understood those guys out. Steve, let's hear your customization. Well, if I had an unlimited budget and I've told my dad this, I'd love to. Hot Wheels or Matchbox.
Speaker: I would love to work with them on a 1970 Chevy Nova, but the one biggest passion project I've ever wanted to do is, and me and Jeff have talked about this car, is the 1970 white Dodge Challenger with the 440 in it, four speed manual.
Speaker: But if I couldn't put the 440 in it, I'd like to either put the 390 or the 383 with automatic transmission. However, that car is 100 % stock. What I would recommend is updating. You know, you do a full suspension upgrade and then of course go with the Hellcat motor or something. All these older cars, the one main thing you have to upgrade is brake system, right?
Speaker: Oh, you have to. There's no if ands or buts about it just for safety reasons in general. Well, agreed, especially if you're going to add any amount of horsepower to it. Correct. So what's your brand, your go -to brand on brakes? I mean, is there any other than Brimbo?
Speaker: Brembo's good. However bears pretty good too. I mean bears good Yeah, I can't hate on bear but I think Brembo covers so much of the market at this point Agreed the only problem I have with Brembo and this is this is a damn the man fuck the umpire kind of thing on my part Steven you should get that joke is Everybody knows Brembo but
Speaker: You can't sleep on the little guy or the slightly unknown guy because I, and I'm not saying bear has a better product, but their logo's way cooler. Brembo just says Brembo, but like even lamp, don't Lambos come brand new with Lambo or Rembo's.
Speaker: Yeah, I think there's a couple of them that kind of do it. I don't know what the GTR uses, but there gotta be somewhere in that range too. Yeah. And then you have like the GTR, you have like the GT3, the GT4. I mean, those are all ceramic oak brakes. There's only so many brake manufacturers that can produce such high -end brakes. Agreed. Not sure who, you know, it's just you peel their name on, paint their other name on. Agreed.
Speaker: One thing Brembo does really nice is they have a you get a blank kit So it's it's their caliper all their stuff, but it leaves room to put your own thing and The way I learned this is kind of embarrassing The the most infamous Asshole husband, I guess we put it is a ever better line. I
Speaker: He actually had, he had Federline brakes on his Ferrari. That's what he paid for. But, but when I first saw that, I was talking to a buddy of mine and I was like, why did he pull that off? Aren't they, you know, Ferrari brakes? And he said, no, what he did is he upgraded to Brembos. They're called Brembo blank brakes.
Speaker: and they'll engrave whatever you want, or you send them to somebody else and they'll engrave them to say what you want. I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at that. I don't really, if I'm not Ferrari or Lamborghini, I don't really - I'm not putting my fucking name on it. That's an asshole. You're already the asshole driving it already, right? Exactly. It's, you know, like a buddy of mine, he's got a BMW, and I make fun of him all the time because it's a BMW. Do you know what a turn signal is?
Speaker: And, but they know what a check engine light is though. Yeah, but you, you also can't sleep on the BMWs because when they do work, they work and I've had four of them. So, yeah, I mean, they're, they're great starters too. Like if you want to get into drifting, you could throw an LS and a BMW and in like a weekend.
Speaker: I guarantee BMW will always take you to a mechanic shop. Yeah. I think the wheels are lying somewhere to go. They'll get you to a mechanic shop. Yeah. Amen to that. But as much as I like to shit on BMW, some of them are fucking gorgeous. Sure. And I'm at a three three five xi and I will twin turbo V six car.
Speaker: I will die on the one hill when it comes to BMW. The X6 is the best SUV on the market. BMW X6, they only made it for like two years, but its suspension setup was something you would see in your Lamborghinis and Ferraris. It was set up for sports car style driving in an SUV.
Speaker: Well, I understood but for that model year and The one fail well one of many the one of one failed BMW Did was I said this suspension setup that we have on the x6? We're not gonna offer it on any other vehicle and I was like guys huge waste of opportunity Because you could buy x5s all day long the x6 they're hard to come by
Speaker: and the problem with the x5 is they're kind of boxy and they're kind of and their suspension is shit so if you could have set it up in the way that the x6 was it would have been the x5 would have been amazing even the x3 i see it okay i see the truck now i'm impressed and i like that
Speaker: Just want to make a comment on something. I just said a 72 Nova no 70 70 my dad my dad has a 69 My dad had a 70 Nova and he had a dodge dart swinger. I had one of those I did 66 I
Speaker: I don't know what year my dad was, but I told my dad, if you want to listen to a bunch of people talk about cars, I said, listen to Jeff's garage. And my dad, if he's out there listening, I'd like to tell him that he got me into cars. And not the super car aspect, but more of the muscle car aspect. Well, and that brings me to my next question.
Speaker: and Blazin, I already know your answer, because I see it on TikTok all the time. What got you into what you're into? Blazin's answer is, I had a beer with a biker down the street and his old lady's boobies. That's the TikTok answer. But what got you into, and once again, we'll start with Blazin, what got you into vehicles and stuff like that?
Speaker: Oh, vehicles. I mean, same, same with Steven, you know, my dad is a mechanic, more hobby. He did it in high school for job, but he was in the army, but he did it, you know, just because he has a passion for cars. And he taught me a few things and I kind of carried it with me. And then, I moved from the cars more, more over to the motorcycles, just because one day I was like, you know what? I won a motorcycle license. I get it. A cheap little
Speaker: My first bike I owned was a 500 cc Kawasaki Vulcan Cruiser. Such a bare -bones bike. But the reason why I bought... But it's a great starter! You gotta start something. True, but when I bought it, I was in the Air Force, stationed in Guam, it was under PACAF command.
Speaker: And they had this regulation. If you haven't had experience, you couldn't own anything that was over six years. I did not want a crotch rocket. So that was the only cruiser bike I could find that fit that requirement.
Speaker: So, you know, I mean I'm not like some I did go to school to rent on bikes a lot of the information still in my head rattling around But the beauty of that information No, but the beauty that information when it comes to when you learn a trade whether you know, especially like Benji you you
Speaker: You could say you're in construction you do or remodeling or What would you consider it? Yeah, okay, so construction and K mag you you you work on the oil rigs and and and and all that stuff so The beauty of learning any trade is you learn, you know One of the first things we all learned is righty -tighty lefty -loosey unless it's a cast line, you know but
Speaker: You know, things like that can apply to so many different things. And you could take that. Sure. You can take all that information and bleed it into the next. And what you learn from the next, you learn, you take back to the first. It's all intertwined some way, somehow or another with, you know,
Speaker: So, K -Mag, what got you into vehicles? What's your story, so to speak? No? Is this thing on? Oh, it is now.
Speaker: Oh, honestly, I hate working on cars. I can't stand it. It's too small and everything I like to work on has to be big. Understood. Because I like when I bust my knuckles, you know, I'm going to punch it into a six foot long cast iron block and really love life for a while, you know, but no.
Speaker: What got me into it the most was my stepdad or my ex stepdad like growing up working in the shop with him all the time and Fucking I I've literally have the torque pattern and torque Numbers all memorized for a 3406 B model caterpillar motor, you know For the head bolt is impressive which is impressive because I'd have to look at them for any motor Well, I
Speaker: I was like 11 years old and I don't know if you know how hard it is to push a three quarter or pull a three quarter inch torque ranch. It said at 350 foot pounds of torque fucking 21 times and it sucks ass. It sucks at a 45. At 45 years old, I'm going, I don't want to do it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: The only way you're gonna learn is just fucking do it. Okay. Yeah It's it's a repetitive nature Benji. What got you into vehicles and and and your trade so to speak Probably guys in schools, right? guys who were in my age group had older brothers and I kind of see them what they were doing and then I Had jobs in schools that a little bit of money. I had nothing to spend it on and then I I
Speaker: Kind of my age group, I built a Honda Civic, ended up getting it in a magazine, kind of all that stuff. It was pretty cool. I think my first yard. Yeah, then I had kids and then I got rid of that and got a WRX because I needed a four -door. That was super fun. I had a WRX. Yes, WRX was one of the funnest cars I've ever owned. Super fun car. Hey, Mac, I had to mute you. Your TV is super loud.
Speaker: And Steven, you said your pops got you into it, right? Yeah, my quote unquote adoptive dad got me into it. And you know, I always wanted to have an automotive shop with my old man. I remember in a few old school car chase movies, they would have the son and the dad working in the garage together. And when my dad was showing me some of these movies, I just I imagine like me and my dad working on them. And like I told my dad, I'm like, you know,
Speaker: If I ever made enough money where I could just have that as a hobby, I told my dad, I'm like, I just love to have a Jarvis auto body shop or something where we just work on classic cars and we wouldn't charge anyone anything. We just talk. Me and my dad would just talk about the car and what all went into it. And when it came off the line and you know, what was the best motor, like people don't, and if I could ever have my dad watch this or get on the show one day, I just.
Speaker: love to say that, you know, if it wasn't for him teaching me some of this shit, I probably wouldn't even know about a lot of the great car chase movies back in the day, like bullet vanishing point, Crazy Mary, Dirty Larry, or Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry. Sorry about that. Peter Fonda's ghost is gonna haunt me after that one. Yeah.
Speaker: and you know i just i always wanted to work on some of the cars that my dad had owned back in the day and my dad's like but i never owned a 70 dodge challenger and i'm like yeah but couldn't you but i saw one once yeah wouldn't you just be excited to be like hey you know what even though this isn't the car from vanishing point it's a car that could have been in vanishing point
Speaker: And we're working on it. Well, like myself, I might very much like Stephen, my dad and I. My dad is a plumber by trade and every if there was a car show within a thousand miles, we were going. Yeah. And I out of out of, you know, my younger brother, my younger brother's like, oh, I don't want to go. I'm like, what do we fucking leave? You know,
Speaker: Because there's one of the greatest car shows in Ohio, it's called the Heart of Ohio. It's like 30 miles from my parents' house. And it's literally just all the cars from the neighborhood. There's a couple of cars that are still showing up at that car show every year that have been in movies. Shawshank Redemption was filmed in Mansfield.
Speaker: One of the most famous cars in that movie is, uh, I actually know the owner. Um, but then of course, you know, dad and I would like, we would always, he would always find some guy that's getting rid of a car for super cheap. And we're like, yeah, well, can't leave it stock. That's boring. And then next thing you know, we're selling it off of buying the next one and all that fun stuff. It is a cool person.
Speaker: I was gonna say, I'll tell you another. Oops, sorry. Go ahead, Blaise. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I got a quick question. I'm curious about what was, uh, what was everybody's first car? Oh, excellent question. I was actually going to bring it up next, but let's start with you. You said you brought it up. Mine was the 78 Malibu straight six. I bought for $250. I was 16.
Speaker: And this guy on Fort Knox was selling it, and he couldn't get it running. So me and my pops went by to look at it, and my dad popped the hood, he's looking at it. He looks at me, he's like, buy it. I'm like, what's wrong with, he's like, don't worry about it, just buy it. I gave the guy the 250 bucks, and my dad's a huge Chevy guy.
Speaker: And I gave the guy the money, gave me the title, and my dad rearranged the freaking flug wires and started right up. The guy had the firing order wrong. And I just drove it home. The guy's jaw just dropped. He's like, well, fuck. Yeah. What's your first car? 84 Volkswagen Rabbit convertible, four speed.
Speaker: That car shows up in license to drive at the very end. I know the car well. Dude, it was it was a fun little car. Like I did a little bit of engine work to it. You know, obviously can't keep it stock. So they did the four banger that was in it a little bit. It could do you burns like a motherfucker and J burns like a son of a bitch. Yeah, it's there. Benji, you said you're your first car. I forgot.
Speaker: as a Honda Civic EX. Honda Civic. Hashback. Oh, no, they were way too hard to get. Yeah, hatchbacks are like... They're still too hard to get. I mean, they're like one of the number one stolen cars in the world. Still. Yeah, literally. Like, if you own a Honda Civic, you... Yeah, like the late 90s, early 2000s, they're gone. Steven, first car.
Speaker: 1996 Chevy Cavalier. My first one was, it had been in a car accident before I bought it. I probably shouldn't have bought it, but for the price, when it was like 700 bucks, it was like, ooh, hey, first car. Found out why it was worth 700 bucks.
Speaker: The 2000 that my second one my 2000 Chevy Cavalier Oh, I wish I would have kept that one. That was a beautiful gorgeous cars two door. Yeah. Oh, yeah Two doors. Well, I think a lot of us Yes, our first car is just something to get us point a to point B and back to school Well, mine was not my first car. I actually like I said, I was working for my uncle and and I was I was a
Speaker: apprentice plumber at that point because i'd been doing it since i was like 12 and um i did not have a driver's license i was 14 and my uncle hired a guy just to drive me around after school to do polling jobs and we go to this guy's house and we're walking in i'm saying hi to the guy and he's got this car underneath the tarp and i'm going what what's up with that he's like oh that fucking car i said what what is it he's a 1969 chevelle
Speaker: I said, really? He says, yeah, my son bought it a couple of years ago. He was going to fix it up and take it to school. Now he's in college and it just sits there. I said, well, what do you want for it? He says, I'll give you 20 bucks to take. So I called my dad. I had the shop phone. I called my dad and I said, hey, you want to make 20 bucks? He's like, sure. I said, OK, bring your truck and trailer over this address. And
Speaker: finished up the job. And just as my dad pulls in, the guy, all right, the guy gives me $20, I signed the deed and I hand that $20 my dad and I say, here, load this thing up. Take it off the tarp. Take the tarp off. It's got no motor. One of the doors is like rusted shut. And we wench it up onto the trailer, take it home. By the time I was 16, it had a brand new crate, 396 in it.
Speaker: with the supercharger and it was running right about 800 horse, automatic, painted beautiful jet black, purple racing stripes. And if it had a foot and a half rear tires on it, tubs, the whole nine yards. And I don't know how I did it, but if you put that thing in drive and slammed on the gas, you wouldn't move. You just spin tires all day long.
Speaker: But on cold tires, you put it first, you'll scrape the rear bumper every time. And I used to, I drove to school for about six weeks. And every weekend I'd take it to drag strip and I would race people for money. And I was making two or three grand on a weekend. Damn.
Speaker: I'm at the drag strip and this guy in this Porsche. He's like, I got three grand says I can take it. I said, dude, nobody's seen nothing but taillights from this beast. And so we line up in the bleach box and I like the tires up and I. I'm like, I'm going to show up a little bit because I'm beat this guy easy. I drop it down into first and that light turned green and that rear bumper strips.
Speaker: About halfway down the track, I hit his patch oil or something. I don't know what that car turned sideways rolled 32 times over over. And obviously he beat me. I ended up losing three grand. But as I'm sitting there sitting there going, well, fuck, I don't know how I'm going to get home. This guy comes out of the stands. He's like.
Speaker: You okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm just kind of pissed. Cars fucked. He's like, I'll give you 30 grand for it right now. I said, well, show me the money, buddy. And I called my cousin and I was like, hey, come get me. I'm at Dragway 42. And went home, bought a brand new, well, I bought a 99 Dodge Neon after that. And then threw a bunch of money into that. I bought a 99 Dodge Neon and I may have thrown about 10 grand at that motor.
Speaker: And I was beating Dodge Vipers off the line. Oh, shit. That thing was quick. And I sold that right before I left for the Navy. But I used to buy cars. I used to drive around old neighborhoods and buy cars right around college time. That's how I paid to build the shovel. I'd buy cars in in the rich neighborhoods right around college time because all the college kids have their first car sitting there and the people are just get it out of my driveway. Give me 50 bucks.
Speaker: Oh, have it gone by the end of the day. I call my dad up. Hey, I need a truck and trailers. And then I, I'd take it over, use car lot and turn it into three or four grand. Or, you know, give it a paint job, tune it up, send it over and sell it and take that money and throw it into the Morrell and then do it again the next week. And I, uh, I was dating a girl. I had a, uh, at the time I was, I was driving my dad's truck.
Speaker: He had a 35 -ish hundred Chevy Dooley. It was his buddies that he was borrowing. And we had a fifth wheel on the back. And I was like, hey, I talked to his buddy and I said, hey, let me borrow your truck. It's my girlfriend's birthday. She loves that truck. And I'm driving along and I see this beautiful fucking 86 Mustang sitting there in a rich neighborhood on my way to her house. And I slam on the fucking brake as I back that thing up. And I knock on the guy's door.
Speaker: I'm like, uh, how much more do I get? Give me $200. I did. I'll be gone in about 20 minutes. I'm gonna run home, get the trailer, ran home, got the three car hauler trailer, hooked it up the truck, show up at the load. The guy's truck up. The guys mustang up. I drive about six bucks down the road. There's an S 10 sitting there. I ended up buying it for 200 bucks, throwing it on the trailer. And then I bought a, an 86 Buick Skylark.
Speaker: those were fun cars baby blue four -cylinder the the most comfortable seats i've ever sat in my life it was mint had a little bit of rust behind the rear front fender and i bought it for like 400 bucks i showed my girlfriend's house three and a half hours late with a on her birthday
Speaker: with this fucking big old truck that she loves and this trailer full of cars. And she's like, she comes out screaming, what the fuck? You're all late as a baby. I had to pick up your birthday present. You could pick any one you want. Just not a Mustang. She ended up keeping that Buick until she left for the Air Force. Nice. So, you know, it's one of those things it's like I've had the love of cars since birth. I think I came out with a door crunch in my hand.
Speaker: And that's the beauty of the whole, the car culture is like there, there's so much love for cars and there's so much, and customization goes into that too. Having a stock, whatever, enter car here is not as cool as I threw, you know, even if it's just putting rims and tinting the windows, it can be
Speaker: Well, because especially like, you know, you guys got the what I can't remember what they're called the reverse, the reverse wheels that stick out like, you know, eight inches from the fucking car or 12 inches from the car. The deep dish wheels. Yeah, the deep dish reverse so that, you know, the wheels not even underneath the fender of what kind of something we did in the 90s. But it is time for our game, gentlemen.
Speaker: I'm going to present this. I have a game. You have to explain it to the audience. I'm going to explain it. So this game is called Keep it or Keep or Crush.
Speaker: It's very similar to Smasher Pass. I'm gonna show, I have a full slideshow set up here. I'm gonna show you guys a car. We're gonna go ahead and explain what the car is because this is an audio podcast mostly, even though we do broadcast live. And we five decide if it should be kept or crushed. So we're gonna start with our first one.
Speaker: Benji, I got this one just for you. I thought of you when I saw this car. So, as I scroll up, it is a Porsche 911 with a wide body kit on it and some, it looks like a wrap of a, yeah, it's kind of a bomber, like, yeah, a bomber paint with the little weird happy face on the side. Let's go around the room. What do you guys think?
Speaker: I'll let the person at the bottom start. K -Mag, I'll let you start. There you go. Well, if it didn't have the wide body on it, I'd say keep. I don't know. I've never been a fan of wide bodies. I'm going to have to smash it, man. Understood. Blaze? I like the stance of the wide body I dig. I have this thing about body wraps. Let me get a fucking page. You do. Right. I agree. 100%.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean that's like the only negative thing I got. I'm gonna go ahead and smash. Smash? All right, Benji? I'm sorry. Crush. Crush. The rap is odd, but we don't know the story behind the rap, right? Understood. Obviously this is themed for a reason. This car is all the badass you want. I agree.
Speaker: So this is, this is set up and tuned for something super specific. I mean, this bitch is on the ground. So this is probably some type of track weapon. This is something I'm keeping this. I don't, I don't like the rap, but I don't understand why the rap is the way it is. Agreed. Stephen.
Speaker: uh yeah i'm in the same boat as uh kmag you know i i'm not really much of a porsche fan but then at the same time it's that the front wrap part if they take that off i may be like keep it but yeah crush it i'm gonna say keep i i do like i said i'd remove the wrap day one
Speaker: But to me, it looks like it's got bags on it. I'm not the biggest fan of bags and static like that. Jesus Christ. I can feel my spine as we speak. I love the wing. I love that whale tail wing. I think it's gorgeous. It looks like there's some sort of vents on the hood. I'm not super fan of that.
Speaker: I'm not a super fan of that. I'm not sure what the vents are for, since it's a mid -engine car. Yeah, why would you vent the trunk? I get it. That's kind of like it. But this could be highly modified, right? There could be some piping that we don't understand. This could be for brake cooling. This could be a couple of different things. Again, we don't know what specific application this car is set up for. Agree. It looks like it's set up for some serious drift shit. This is kind of what it looks like.
Speaker: Well, or it could be a canyon carver. Like I said, those wheels don't look like they're something you would want to tear up. And those obviously they're sitting out the front side of the passenger bumper. I can't quite make out what that is. I mean, I don't know, man, to be honest, the rap is kind of cheap looking. Yeah, it almost looks like
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Correct. I don't even know if this is like a full legit photo. What's wrong with this photo right here with this rap? I don't know if I fully believe this rap.
Speaker: So so majority says what? What force was that again? But like that the hood looks like it's it's an older They kept that that's that's probably stock stock plus. Okay. Yep. So next one
Speaker: Is that the Bugatti wagon beamer wanna be this is this is a Honda Civic Made to look like a Bugatti and you know what? I'm not 100 % mad Wonder what headlights that is
Speaker: they look like integra they look like integra headline i was going to say is an accurate integra like late like early 2000s maybe like yeah there's a lot going on with this picture so there's a lot going on so you got the begotti front end with integra headlights and that's 100 custom it's not like you can buy a begotti front end right
Speaker: There's some serious fiberglass work here. Yeah, there's some serious. I mean, I'm not mad at the paint job either. No, it was kind of the same from this distance. Obviously we don't have right. Right. But the carpet doesn't match the drapes.
Speaker: I'm going to have to keep it
Speaker: Same here I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep only I will say I'm gonna keep for the sheer craftsmanship that went into the agree Yeah, I mean you can do this really shittily, but you can also as you as it shows you can do this really well Yeah, I'm actually impressed. Oh this one I'll go ahead I was just gonna say teeth. I mean I like the effort put into it
Speaker: Yeah. I agree with you. This next one cracks me up. Is that a ranch arrow? Flash? No. What is that? I don't even know what this is. Is that a fair line? Yeah, I think it is a board fair line. It looks like a fair line front end, but it's definitely got a, it's a ranch arrow trunk with a
Speaker: I'll start on this one. It's a smash. I agree. I don't like the paint. I think the motor is... How the fuck are you supposed to turn right? Yeah, that's a fair point. Yeah, unless you got a passenger. Is that ever possible?
Speaker: Fur and white interior. Yeah. Just when the owner of this one says, hey, I can't get any dumber and then he pulls up in this and totally redeems himself. I like the doors. That's about it. I do. I've always been a I've always been a fan of like no writer magazines and shit like that. Understood. So I'm going to have I'm going to have to keep.
Speaker: I agree with you that it wasn't for the motor. The motor is what got me fucked up. It's too much motor for what it is. But Blaze, this is the vehicle that someone that doesn't know what they're doing and have overdone it, so they go to the car show and they get their ass kicked. That's all it's for. That's all it's for. Yeah, this is for sure.
Speaker: This is something you build to show off what you can do. Yeah You're not you're not driving that vehicle that is on a fucking trailer and Yeah, we're gonna crush this, right? Yeah Blaze is like damn Speaking of our lowrider friends
Speaker: See, I'm going to have to keep. Yeah, I was going to say, I've always been a treatable rider. So I got to keep it. I am too. I'm keep. I love it. I'm not. I don't mind it.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm keeping it cuz it screams like 90s, right? Oh, right. Yes. I mean, it's like, if you showed up, if you showed up, it's actually a, it's a good Nissan. You can tell it's a Nissan think cab by the rear window. Um, but if you showed up in high school with this, you got all the pussy. Yeah, you did. And all the dudes are like, dude, I'll suck your dick, too. Yeah. Yeah. This is. This is definitely from California. You can tell by the way. 100%. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: But and I love that picture is probably taken in fucking January to them son of a bitches. Yeah. I'm going to have to keep it. Yeah, I'm with it. And on to the next.
Speaker: I think that was a unanimous. Fucking crush it, burn it, roll it off and kill it. This is a 99, 2000 Chevy Silverado squat truck. It has, it looks like I would say a four foot of lift in the front and zero lift, probably lowered in the rear. It's negative. And ridiculous.
Speaker: So this is the type of this is the type of guide that like I would call K mag and be like let's find this motherfucker so we could beat some sense into him. I was gonna say you give me a cutting torch in 20 minutes with that thing I'll have it sit level all the way across. Like motherfucker is gonna be like looking at this guy while he's driving it like he's gonna hit like five grannies in a fucking shopping cart with that fucking design. Well yeah how's my that's my thing how do you fucking see?
Speaker: Well, something tells me the same guy who drives this truck is also the same guy who drove that pink car. However, however, not the same guy that built it. Am I seeing a front end Bluetooth drive shaft? I don't have to know it was squat trucks, but I can understand why it looks like it's squatting to take a shit.
Speaker: Yeah, a dog dragging its ass across the yard. Yes, exactly. The world is squatted is a thing where I live. However, it's so we're so however, this has now become illegal. Yes. Why? Yeah. Well, it should be. Correct. I mean, what are you a dog on the driver windows? You can see within the last like 30 days this has become illegal.
Speaker: But why? I mean, why build your truck like that? It makes no sense to me. Uh, so, so, so, and what was it in the sixties, seventies, all that? It was this way, right? It was a gas. You're going the opposite way. So, and then it'll eventually wave back around. Yeah. Circle. Ass in lifted makes sense. You can still see. Right. Well, you couldn't see your rear view mirror with the ass and lifted up all the way.
Speaker: Yeah, but why look behind you? Is the car in your rearview mirror? Yeah, but so guys, can we get a verdict that this guy probably got his ass kicked in like fucking high school too many times?
Speaker: Well, either that or his boyfriend really loves it. Yeah, right. Oh, that's why he's squatting. He was, he was, he was compensating for one big nut small, one small nut. He was trying, he was trying to twerk a little bit and got down a little too low. Yeah. This is the kind of guy that backs into a parking spot and gets stuck over the curb. I can see that truck trying to mount a small truck.
Speaker: It looks like a government trying to fuck it to Wawa This this next one See that I keep that because truck is this
Speaker: other than the GMC. That's a GMC. It looks like a 2 ,500. It has got a full lift with bags, purple rock lights, lights everywhere. There's a little bit of time for me. And the framework is gorgeous. Yes, I want to point out that framework. That's like $40 ,000 worth of framework right there. Without even trying. Yeah. It costs $40 ,000 to look at it. It's like, what would you do today? I went and spent $40 ,000 on what to look at.
Speaker: Here's my question. Would you daily it? Fuck no. I would daily that motherfucker through every mud hole you would show me. Until you bust a rim. Because they look like a aluminum rim. Well, yeah. Oh, I'm sure they are. But they look like... I'm with Glick. Yeah, I'm with Glick. I'll keep it. I would keep it just get rid of all the lights. I like them.
Speaker: I think purple. I like the lights. Yeah. Lights are what make that truck. But I would paint it green. I bet this truck is ugly during the daytime.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. The paint job on it looks weird. It looks like it's like so. All right. So I'm keeping this truck, but the functionality of it is beyond limited, right? So I had an F 250 that had a pretty decent sized lift, nothing ridiculous. And the fucking bed was about non -functional, right?
Speaker: Well, that's the thing with one of these trucks. It's not correct. And that's why I end up getting rid of it. I mean, it was a damn $80 ,000 truck. I freaked out. I miss it. This thing has bags on it. So it looks like the bags are inflated. Possibly had trouble parking and parking spots. Nothing could be tight. I couldn't go. I was like, fuck this. Let me get rid of this truck. Super cool. Like, it looks like you lower it. You could totally lower this truck. It's got bags on it. And the bags are all bitches, Jeff. You can drop more bitches.
Speaker: It'll drop while we're just losing those bags alone. Yeah, I'd like to see Jeff climb in and climb out. Dude, I would buy this truck. I would buy this truck just to show up in it. Yeah, you always talk to you about these trucks, though, with bags. They end up, when you gooch them, they end up going like this. And then that always, like, really throws the look off. And that's like $10 ,000 per bag. Oh, no, for sure. I mean, that's.
Speaker: Yeah, I keep it, but it's just not very fun. It's not a daily. It's not a daily. It's barely a fucking weekend car. I love this. I love this. I want this. Where could I buy it?
Speaker: Yeah, it's a 2012 with the fucking seven. Is that 70s or 60s? It looks like a 70s, like 70s, 70s body style. 70s front front clip. And then the 70s paint. I think this is gorgeous. The craftsman works. I'd keep it. That was the style. That was the style. I'm sad that two tone paint jobs kind of like went away. Agree. All right.
Speaker: Well, you know what so speaking of who's the only one doing it right now, which would be four grand Cherokee, right? They brought the wood the wood grain back on the side. Of course, they're fucking outrageously expensive The Bronco did it too. Yeah super cool the caveat to this truck It's an $80 ,000 truck Jenny
Speaker: Yeah, but it's supposed to look like the K10 in a way, isn't it? $80 ,000. After you buy the truck. What do you say? $80 ,000 conversion. Actually, I think it's a $60 ,000 conversion. But basically, you buy the truck, you take it to this company, because Chris and I actually did research on this truck when it first came out. You buy the truck, you take it to the company, and they will convert it for around 40 to 60 grams.
Speaker: No way. No way. I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. I'll take it all day long. I'm keeping it. Not for that. I'm keeping this one. I don't think there's enough value in the truck. You've never seen another one like it. That's for personal reasons why I keep it.
Speaker: because I aesthetically find it pleasing. I understand all the appeal about it. I just thought the resell will be there because it's not a super enough vehicle to maintain. Here's the thing. If you learned metalworking, could you build this truck yourself?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know all the right tools. Yeah, the paint job is easy. The paint job is easy. I worry about the trim.
Speaker: The trim is, you can get off of year one. The hard part is matching the hood and the front clip to the front end of the truck. Yeah. Cause that's gotta be stretched. It's stretched. It's, you know, getting everything to match. That's a job. It's not. I don't know, man. I don't know about that trim being as easy as going to year one and ordering. Oh yeah. No, you gotta think though. Check this out. So you got to think, right? So why would you be able to go to year one and order this?
Speaker: because that makes no business sense for the company who is converting this over to a $50 ,000, $60 ,000, $70 ,000 upgrade. You're paying for it. You're paying for the metal work. I'm telling you right now. Hold on. I just want to point something out for that thinking.
Speaker: You're paying for a lot of other things. I don't think you're I think it's super right here. I'm just going to throw this out. If you look at the black stripe underneath the top of the orange right where the door meets the front fender, someone fucked up. It doesn't match. Tossing that out there. I think that's the game. You got to think these vehicles are so.
Speaker: there's just so much technology in them. This is not an easy conversion that you can just go to year one that you can't just buy these parts. Am I saying correctly that it has the 70s door handles too? I see a lot of stuff going on. I mean this is a massive conversion but I'm thinking parking sensors you know where they're telling you that the cars are beside you. This is not a year one build but the only problem is as cool as this is I don't know if it will hold its value
Speaker: in the mid to. Oh, I don't care what anyone says. If someone is really building this truck, you're not selling it unless your kid inherits it one day. Yeah, it's not. It's not a buyer. You got to think this truck. This is not a $60 ,000 truck. This is the $150 ,000. Well, yeah. And that's what I'm saying. If you're building this like the.
Speaker: Again, this isn't a daily truck, right? Well, not to kind of see what this is. This is more of an investment. Oh, this is what I've got, but I don't see them being able to recoup the 150 plus thousand dollars that this truck is going to... Agree. Man, just to break even. Agree, but I got to go with my gut and I'm keeping it.
Speaker: I'm smashing this one. I just don't see the value long -term. Understood. Hey, Jeff, you should toss up the last Snapchat in the mix, too. I'll add it. I'll add it because we're going to keep these ones. I know, honorable mention. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There we go. Steven's face on it.
Speaker: No, no. And on to the next one. I love this. Oh, I'm going to fucking crush the fuck out of that. It's a Mercedes with a pig nose and weird wings. Let's crush it. It looks like something that when he was drunk at Pittsburgh would be like, hey, that ain't a bad car. I'm going to buy it. That's speakers in the speakers in its nose. I mean, that's pretty I don't think so. I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, but it's would you plan? It looks like the fucking dog vehicle from fucking dumb and dumber to be on exactly I mean, obviously this is god -awful, but there's like you're not getting laid in that car Never no, no, you're eating barbecue, right? Yeah
Speaker: Or you own a barbecue joint and you keep going to park it out front. Yeah, it's good for an advertising tool. Yeah, this is a theme car with the specific thing and obviously there's speakers in the nose. There's some customization that went through it, but their marketing team did not think this through. At a car show. Hey sir, what's the theme of your car? I'm never getting laid. I agree.
Speaker: So unanimous vote we crush it Yeah crush unless it's like a business car and it's not well, I mean unless you're not buying it then yeah on this one This this is from a show a YouTube channel called fab forum this guy built this car it is a 86 Mustang fastback
Speaker: dubbed the bibster. It is an LS4 or an LS1 single 120 millimeter turbo on the front, no front end, and the only original panel on the car is that little strip in front of the front tire. So it's a completely one -off car. It's not even finished.
Speaker: For me, I've seen this car. It is. This guy does the best fabrication I've ever seen on the planet. For me, I don't care what you guys say. I'm keeping the shit out of this thing. It is that the rear tires are 24s. The front are 20s.
Speaker: I don't mind it. This looks like a car that would be made specifically for the Hollywood movie, which I'm not upset about. It looks fun. I mean, it looks like a fun fucking... It is top channeled and it has got a one off frame. It looks like a modern day rat rod. It is. That's the concept. He's building it for his friend that died that drew this car up and never got a chance to build it.
Speaker: It looks like something that was the only thing I knew about it. I would keep it for that. I wouldn't keep it or crush it. I don't know. So here's my opinion on it. So this is really cool. I have a shop. I can't remember the name of it. I took I took a couple of Nissan's that I've had over to it.
Speaker: Yeah, that's how I think and click. They had Robert Downing juniors from the second Iron Man's Audi R8, right? Okay. All right, so it was really cool. And I saw all the panels were stripped off this thing.
Speaker: It's not fucking functional, right? This bitch is it's so low that they had to they had to put it on casters to get it into the shop. This is exactly what I see. I don't understand the form functionality of this car besides a tribute to his friends.
Speaker: does it look sure again it's art so it is a 900 horsepower motor by the way it is built yeah yeah yeah i don't care what motor you put on it it doesn't look like it's drivable on any possible it's not finished as well it's not finished he's been building it for about three years i've been watching there's no clearance on the car so so to me the only way this is remotely in the possibility of functional has to go on airbags
Speaker: I believe it does have bags. I see the car just like this with the R8 from Robert Downing Jr. It's not functional. There's nothing you can do with these cars. I mean clearly this is a long ways off from being functional and road worthy. There's not blinkers, there's not side mirrors, there's nothing.
Speaker: I think he's keeping the original doors. I'm in the middle. I'm not crushing. I'm not keeping. I'm completely in the middle only because it's a car to represent his body, right? Right. And I threw this in the mix for one reason. I want to promote his channel. Fab Form is amazing.
Speaker: Automotive building channel he builds some he's got Another 86 Mustang calls the gray goose. It is a 1200 horsepower coyote wind turbo Well finished let me know
Speaker: Oh, I will let you know. I want to go to a channel to make sure this isn't because a lot of these fab guys, they make stuff that's so ridiculous and is it functional? I want to make sure everything he's making is functional. I'm sorry, but as soon as you would show this off to Vin Diesel, this is the car that his character dies in in the last movie.
Speaker: And it would be worth it for that. If you throw different tires on this car, this could be a Mad Max car. Agreed. Oh, definitely. Yeah. I don't know, man. That's kind of why I'm in the middle of a serious road. If you have nothing to do with this buddy, I'm crushing this. Agreed. Because I've seen something like this in real life, and it was a joke. It's a theme. And these cars are not anything more than just art pieces, and there's nothing to them. Understood. On to the next one.
Speaker: I believe this next one, ah, this. I already know everybody's answer. Keep, keep. 100 % keep. That's a mark for Supra. There is no other answer than keep. That is the top secret, the top secret mark for Supra. Of course it's a top secret. Thanks for pussy for the rest of us, right? Right? I mean, jeez. I guarantee you that thing's got 1 ,000 plus horsepower.
Speaker: I mean, I'm in awe, right? I mean, that's what this car is. I mean, this is one of the best cars ever to come out of Japan. But correct me if I'm wrong, is not the Mark 4 Super the perfect car for anything? No, I would go R34 would be the perfect
Speaker: and then kind of 1 .5 would be this. Well, the reason why I say that is because if you want to drift, if you want to drag, if you want to carve some corners, this car will do it. You can set it up for it. If you're throwing in drift, then this has to be number one. Yeah. If you're doing everything else but drift, the R34 is number one. This is absolutely number two and the tightest of number twos. Yeah. It's definitely a drift. So this is definitely a key spirit vehicle. I mean, man, that's museum quality right there.
Speaker: And I love this. This cracks me up. Oh, my fucking God. If you just want to buy a boat, just buy a fucking boat. 1970s. That's a late 70s Cadillac. Tell me it's dual engine.
Speaker: I think it might be. It's got a barbecue on the front, dude. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've been looking at this picture for a fucking week. Wait. It's got a barbecue on the front. Yeah, it does. It's got a griddle top. Is there like a pool in the back of this or the umbrella back there? There might be. Even Gordon Ramsey is looking at this and saying I'm pissed.
Speaker: I don't know what this is. I would totally cross -country this fucking thing. Quilla Deville is looking at this and being like, I could have killed the 100 Dalmatians without this. Did you? She's like, I could have fucking ran them over twice, damn it. So real quick, keep her crush. I mean, fucking crush that. Crush, crush. That's just too absurd for me.
Speaker: Yeah. We'll crush it. I do kind of like it, though. I mean, they got eight wheels. They eat eight wheels. I'm curious on how the steering works. I bet three miles per gallon. I bet it costs you $50. You know, you know, Pimp is driving that car to go pick up his hookers. All right. Maybe a drive. All right. Hey, hey, guys, that is a Mustang, boys. I want to point out this is meth McQueen.
Speaker: Well, believe it or not, I actually got this photo from K -mag, it was in his driveway. Yeah, sorry, sorry. The headlights, I just realized the headlights are on the hood. Yeah. Is that a rattle can too? Yeah, oh yeah, all day. Not only is that Matt McQueen. That is playful.
Speaker: but that is that is ash versus the evil dad if they made it to season four yes you know i'm really sad they didn't make it to season four to be honest with you like i mean it would be great for some cheap b -rated horror flick oh 100
Speaker: I would have fun when that car just bombing it down a dirt road and grabbing the e -brake and seeing how many times we could roll it. Like this this car could command its own ash versus meth. However, enlightening McQueen car. I have to go with K mag and what he said with that. The five of us could build this in an afternoon.
Speaker: This is beer for the month This was definitely a drunk inspired build No, this wasn't just drunk. This was like some met up guy from fucking Minnesota. That was just like hey Proud as fuck
Speaker: Yeah. Obviously this is crushed, but I agree with Steven. I'd like to see this on like an Ash versus something. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Like this is the Chuck the shark moment where Bruce Campbell is just like, I wonder if the bullets are real in this gun. No shame to drive that. I mean, none at all. Yeah. I love that. I would keep that because this is, this is a, it is a 32 T bucket.
Speaker: Style car it is built a barbershop theme Those are barber chairs that you sit on to drive it and it looks like it's got a four like a 400 plus block with a super tall intake and So evidently grandpa and fucking Herman Munster got sick and tired of the dragula and built that and
Speaker: Agreed. I'm not mad at it. And I'm not mad about it. No. The craftsmanship is amazing. So this is a key for me only because they put go kart wheels on a real life car. A hundred percent. You notice that? This does look like somebody somebody got a hold of the the shrink or the the honey I shrunk the kids thing. Well, this is the old stuff. And it grabbed their hot wheels.
Speaker: They grabbed their Hot Wheels and were like, I can make it bigger. This is Glick when he's really drunk and he's just like, hey, look at that Hot Wheels. I can make that. Why does this car look surprised?
Speaker: Right. Well, it looks like it's ready to snort all the coke off the ground. So it hangs out with that guy who sings werewolf in London? Yes. He would be probably driving this car. That would be his, this is his ride. So we keep it across from the boys. I'm crushing, I'm crushing. I'm not in the middle. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker: It would be something you see in the go kart video game. I agree. Mario Kart 9 will should have fucking customization tools in that cart in that game so you can make that. Yeah, so if you guys are, if you guys know about any like obscure video game race cars, this would be one for like Burger King came out with a race car game. This would be in it. Right next to the winner. Stupid fun.
Speaker: No, we're keeping us I'm keeping it you put some machine guns on there You could either have death rays to three million or fucking twisted metal season two vibes. It looks like it fucking exhaust glitter Well, I'm just gonna have to go ahead and tell you I'm not a fan of this style. I'm not either I'm not that's why I'm a hundred percent crush on this. Yeah, I
Speaker: I've always wondered the wasted money in tires with stands like this. Yeah. I don't get the functionality. There's obviously no functionality, but I don't get the aesthetic from it. You're literally riding on two inches of rubber on every fucking tire. That's it. Go get some cheater tires. You got the same amount of rubber. I feel like whoever has to tow that fucking thing after the wheels come off,
Speaker: I would just pay them not to do it. That's my other question. How often does this motherfucker go through ball joints?
Speaker: All of them. Every week. Yeah, every week. It's like it's like just all of them. We're just saying all of them. Yeah, I'm going to give I'm going to give you a different answer on this one. I'm crushing the driver because the car is actually really good. So that's a Subaru Impreza. It is. So I like the Subaru. I'm crushing the driver. Taking that bullshit off the suspension back together. This guy has a standing order at fucking AutoZone for ball joints.
Speaker: You know you know Benji, I do have my own show on Sunday, and I think with that answer I think I may need to have you as my co -host It's literally just a wrap yeah, but it is a demon wide body With with some blood effect. I guess you would say I'm loving it
Speaker: I don't really care for wraps, but this one actually looks good. Right? You know my favorite part about these cars, this dude, it kills me every time. I love the intakes and the fucking headlights. Yes. I do love that. Man, that is so bad. Thanks for the turbo. And when it comes to this, with the demons and the Hellcats, there's not a lot of customization you can do to it. So, by doing this, it's subtle. The Hellcat, the demons, you've got the red -eyed.
Speaker: Demon 170 that demon 170 is a beast I mean that honestly there are beasts you're talking about 700 plus horsepower in these cars. They don't need Really anything from the factory and actually some of these cars come with a separate crate when you purchase them brand new That's the demon. Yeah, I mean how it's a dollar It's a dollar which yes, correct and there's some people that don't even fucking order that option which is beyond stupid, but you got to think
Speaker: How cool is it that American company is offering that? Because that is something you get from. The problem with that is demons have been banned from all drag racing. Because they don't have roll cages. They don't have roll cages. They're too fast. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, this is 100 % a keep.
Speaker: On to the next. There's your Mad Max. There's your Mad Max, yo. I'm keeping that just because that's a weekend. That's like a weekend with the boys. We're going to go fucking this baja some shit through a pasture somewhere. It's got a rack. It's got a rack portfolio on the back. Fuck yeah. The boys are shooting at it with airsoft or fucking paintball guns.
Speaker: You're just driving through. Honestly, I just want like 10 acres to just go dick around, right? That does look like Mad Max's car, though. It does. This will be super fun. It's the correct amount of height. It's not ridiculously high. It's got some roll cages, but it's got body panels missing. This is you goofing around on your own. This is a weekend warrior let's play. Yeah. I'm not mad at it. I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it.
Speaker: On to the next. I love this. That is a 1970 Judge GTO. That is a triple blower. That is a triple blower. Again, the only thing is you're not seeing while you're turning right. I know this car. The guy does drive it. This is not a functional vehicle for the road. No, no. He does drive it on the road. I've seen the videos of this guy driving on the road. He does drive it. And it is 1 ,500 horsepower, gentlemen.
Speaker: For us, I'm out. I don't care anything about this. I don't mind it. I mean, I'm not driving it every day. I would pay. I would pay that with a diaper every fucking night. I like everything except the motor. I do have a problem with the big giant triple. Yeah. But other than that, I love it. So we keep it across. I think the paint job, the style, everything looks super clean. And then I just wish I could see the left side of this car.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. It's not. I agree with your job. It's not your job to see anything. It's your job to make sure everybody gets out of the way. Is that a Range Rover or is that a? Well, what is this? I thought it was a Subaru.
Speaker: I don't know, but I just want to meet the owner and just punch him in the fucking face. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad. It's obviously European by the license plate. Well, first of all, if this was any other color than pink, this would probably look pretty decent. I would buy this for my wife. Suicide doors all the way around, four door.
Speaker: Well, they're lambda. So this isn't suicide. This is, uh, what do they call it? Sorry, we call it like something like Deidre. Uh, well, I can't remember the name of it. This is, this is pretty cool. I actually don't hate this a little bit much. Yeah. I actually, I keep this minus the rap. Yeah. I buy this for my daughter, my wife, something like that. It wouldn't be my daily, but I said, keep it.
Speaker: Oh, as is, as for my wife or my daughter, for sure. You do this in black. This bitch is super cool. Yeah. You've murdered that bitch out. I'm down. So we're keeping. And I believe, yeah, this one, this next one I got for blazing. I knew he'd love it. Yeah. Definitely fucking keeping that bitch. They're no longer welcome on the show. Agreed. You know, you got to keep it.
Speaker: The only I do prefer the 60s show Batmobile, but however, however, he does have the machine gun on the top. So quick. Put that in there for everybody. Oh, is this the one that hold on? Is this the one that set the world record? No, no, I did not record one.
Speaker: No, the world record is actually a, the world record lowest car is actually, it's like a Dodge Horizon and it is literally from the windows down gone. Okay, so this must have been the second place. Yeah, this is pretty close. This is obviously a S10 extended cab, no bed, and it is not off the ground at all. The bottom bumper is gone.
Speaker: basically a third of the the body is missing but i'm not mad i'll tell you what i can't crush this because i couldn't get enough money to take it to the i couldn't i couldn't pay my gas bill to get there i agree i just let the it is running a v8 though it is running a v8
Speaker: yeah yeah no it's i don't know i don't care what it's fucking running i feel like i would just go up to the first person and be like hey you want a car yeah sure yeah you just put this up there with your model cars and you call it a day yeah this is something you hang on the wall i'm like yeah i feel if you hit into a tree with that like if you survive they're already going like you know what yeah but you don't build this
Speaker: This is the little truck that the squat truck is going to fuck. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why it's that low to the ground. Yeah. It's waiting for it. I think it's neat, right? I mean, the craftsmanship that goes into it to get it to still function, it's neat, but it's. But if you were to resell this, you'd get more for the rims than you would for the truck. Yeah. I mean, there's just $86 worth of truck here at the end of the day. So let's crush it. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna crush that just because I'm sick of fucking looking at it. Chrysler 300? Well, it is a Chrysler 300 front end, but it's on a Dodge... What's that going on in the back? That is actually a truck. It is actually a Dodge truck. It is actually the Dodge... What's Dodge's little mini truck? Not the Durango.
Speaker: No, no, the Dakota. There's the Dakota truck. Oh, and they put a Chrysler 300 front end and the hood and the the. Tonneau cover open the shit sideways. Yeah, this is terrible. This is absolutely terrible. I feel like this is some serial killer in fucking San Francisco. That might be the cannibal that was chewing on the person's leg. I think so.
Speaker: And they can hide the body in the back, where in the front they could fucking cook the body. Let's crush this. This one pisses me off. This is like, step away from the grinder. Blake has got like, he's copied and started just pasting.
Speaker: No, I'm just using his same fucking comments over this looks like this also comes from K mags garage because it does looks like it uses a semi diesel
Speaker: That that looks like something you fucking win a speed land speed, right? Yeah, or or or like land speed one is 1920s Indie race. Yeah Kind of like a theme so like what like World War two maybe Like the airplane windshield
Speaker: Just a fun -ass toy I agree yeah, yeah, this is pretty cool right here I Said that about a couple of minute like I'm just gonna go ahead and say crush it right the fuck now I'm selling to a guitar store Yeah guys this right here this door right here is this not my jam I Love the devil entendre
Speaker: I think, I think Wayne's world or Van Halen drives this on the weekend. Yeah, this is, this is this goofy. This is a, this is a crush for me. I'm sorry. Yeah. I think you have to burn that one. Oh, look at that right there. Gorgeous. That is sexy. That is sexy. What is that? Is that a 49 Packard?
Speaker: No, I thought this was like a VW. No, this is an old Packard. This is an old Packard. This is this is the this is 40s, 1940s 45. Yeah, I swear to God. Yeah, that windshield screams 40s and the side as well. I thought it was kind of bug, man. This is I don't know what this is. This is bad ass. You know what? I love the rhythmically chosen rims.
Speaker: Agreed. It fits. I like the grill. I like the splash of red. Dude, those tires are stupid fucking thin. Those are rubber bands. Those are rubber bands. Holy hell, this is badass, man. I'm saying keep. Keep, yes. So if you took Batman's car, then would this be Robin's car if you put him right beside each other? Oh, no, because I'm sorry. Robin will drive the Batmobile because if I'm Batman, I'm driving this bitch.
Speaker: One the very first comics Batman actually did drive something that looked just like that The detective you know, it's got a little it's got the air intake hanging out the hood. It's nothing. I like that Yeah, this is all the I still got all the original chrome. I'm not sexy right there Point out it's got shaved door handles as well and I'm gonna crush this. Oh not this fucking hood shit again
Speaker: I don't get the concept of the hood. I get the concept. It's different. You know, people do the flip flop hood where full forward or up full sideways. But doing this, but you can't work on this fucking thing. It's a BMW. It needs work. Yeah. Have four suicide doors. Oh, no. No, it's got the Lord in the back, the back or gold wing doors. The front are Lamborghini style doors.
Speaker: Make up your mind, Bob. Make up your mind. The front doors are not functional unless the back doors are closed. Agreed. And I think that's the same. Yeah. That reminds me of the old boards with the fucking half door and then all your buddies are getting drunk and forget to close the back door. So they say one door first. Yeah, this is stupid. This is this brush. Crush.
Speaker: Speaking of Batman, that looks like Batwoman's fucking truck. Oh, she's even got a bat symbol on the side. It does. If you took the black, that looks like a silver. This reminds me of like Shredder. Yeah. Right. That looks like somebody took a Hot Wheels special. It looks like Shredder or Predator's claw. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to grab my charger.
Speaker: Keep going, I gotta grab my charger. I don't, I don't know. I don't hate this. I don't, the paint job is kind of funky, but I don't hate this. Obviously it's a themed vehicle. Someone's trying to get the attention of like Mattel or Hot Wheels or something like that. Right. Yeah. I mean, go after your money. I mean, I mean, shit, dude, there's an ass ton of metal work in this. Hold on. I just realized that looks like an old Chevy fucking Astro van. Is that an Astro van? No.
Speaker: I think something like sixties or seventies. I don't know, man. It's got a sloped front. Yeah. Okay. And it's one of the, uh, what was the old fucking, I think I was going to say maybe it's one of those old Dodge Ram vans or even the Chevy conversion. Um, I mean, it's, it's something.
Speaker: I mean, you got to have something to be able to carry that much weight around. Yeah, I agree. That back wheel is long. I want to point out something also. The back wheels look like they're fucking dually back wheels. I agree. This is a weird. I mean, you're not going under any overpass.
Speaker: unless you're connected to the light rail system i don't know what those spikes do i feel like they cut through the air
Speaker: I feel like that's the reason why James Gunn said, you know what, even though Batwoman looked like a good movie, once he saw that, they're like, no, we're canceling. And that's probably where that came from.
Speaker: It looks like it's back in like the 1980s. Yeah. Yeah. So on that same theme, gentlemen, the bozo Zuko.
Speaker: Well, I'm keeping this. I'm keeping this. That's a badass drift car. Yeah. This is actually, no, they're not actually built for drift. This is Japan all the way, baby. This is Japan at its finest. I'm keeping this 100%. They're cars that are built to piss people off.
Speaker: If you guys do not know this go check it out. This is an entire culture in Japan and this is like really neat stuff actually. The person that painted this is like I know Paul Walker wouldn't drive it but could you paint it like a Paul Walker car?
Speaker: Yeah, you know, these guys that are in this scene don't give a shit about any fashion furious. You know, this kind of reminds me of like anime. This is what this is. But that color of the car looks just like Brian's car. Yeah, but over in blue, not silver and purple.
Speaker: Is that purple? Okay, yeah, I didn't see it. So what are we saying? Keep your correction. This is super cool because of the car culture and the history it represents. I agree. I'm on the fence. It is a weird kind of thing. Those are wide tires all the way around. You should check out that scene in Japan. It's really actually kind of... They're insane. I agree with you, Glick. I agree. It's beyond over the top.
Speaker: I've never won that. Oh, a Toyota is not like a GT, huh? Yeah. It looks mean as fuck. Actually, I'm keeping this. I'm keeping this, but I very seriously doubt there's any real horsepower underneath it. But this was kind of Toyota's attempt
Speaker: kind of post Toyota Supra and what can we do and kind of like the end of Toyota MR2. Yeah. So I'm keeping this because that looks like a decent decent bodywork done carbon fiber hood. But other than that is probably has about 163 horsepower. Those front fenders look pretty dumb.
Speaker: Yeah, this is pretty decent bodywork over here. They did a good job. I'm keeping this. I made a factory wing. This is good and clean. Yeah, I think it's a clean build. I say keep.
Speaker: I'm definitely keeping that. Be careful, boys! Is this a GT or GST or GSX? I think this is GSX. I think it's a GSX. Is this a GSX? There's only one answer, that is Keith. 100%. I'm not so sure about the hood, because those look cut out.
Speaker: Well, the paint system, it's either GTS or GSA. That's a Mitsubishi, right? Yeah. That is a 90s Mitsubishi Eclipse. 97 through 99, I believe. 95. 95 through 98. The same headline all the way back to 95, really? Yep. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, this is actually really nice.
Speaker: I think it's gorgeous. I don't like the wing. I would have chose the rail. I like the wing I have on my car. Yeah, I don't like that wing. It's a little too far. It's very nice pulled back. But other than that, I'd get rid of the Mitsubishi symbol off the front and the side. The side stuff looks fantastic. This is really good kit.
Speaker: I think the sign you kind of give or take. For me, I would have painted a solid one single color. And maybe this is like a ninja body kit front end. I think it is. I think that's what it's called. This is actually really good.
Speaker: Yeah, I think it's clean, terrible picture, but it's a good, good, clean build. I think this is, they did good everywhere except the Mitsubishi symbol. Hey, I'm glad they zoomed in on the car though, because I thought we were looking at. Let me give you a backstory on this. This is Carole Baskin's car. Now you guys go. Just for that, I feel like I want to save the car.
Speaker: Uh, so that isn't jaguars. That is a, that's a late seventies jag jaguar rap. Well, it actually looks like full air. I think that's paint.
Speaker: I don't hate the Jaguar, but I fucking despise it. Yeah, yeah, I'd rather see a rattle can. I'd honestly think you have to keep this just because it's a 70s Jag. And then you retain it 100%. Yeah, absolutely. That's the first thing you do. I've seen this one, though, like I've seen this truck in real life. I'm totally in because it's a Ford F150 flipped. And it's still drivable.
Speaker: So is it a 051 thing? Maybe. Yeah. Oh, S1. I'm out unless it can float on watermelon. Totally agree with Glick there. What do you say? That's Steven's hot button. He just keeps nelling it. This reminds me of that.
Speaker: Freddy got fingered the backwards man. Yeah. This is the sequel that no one wanted to that movie. Yeah, this is Puffy. I'm out on that. I say we crush it. I say we crush it. Crush. Crush. Crush. Give it to that crush. Crush it right the fuck now. That is a 1987 Chevy Astro van with a face on it. How dare you? It's a 1987 Astro. It looks like a cheap whore.
Speaker: It looks like the pimp forgot who was actually making it looks like a grade C version of like a gremlin. Yeah. It looks like the guy that took the time to make that thought it was like a teacher. He really fucking hated or a librarian and said, here you go, bitch. But it also looks like it was done for some very. Oh, yeah. Potato ears.
Speaker: Yeah, it does. So we ain't got to crush this. This one was already headed straight to the crusher. Yeah, I think that's what it's worth going out. I think before you even crush it, you set it on fire and then crush it. Or take it out back and shoot it. Yeah, I'm not sure. This is some sort of demolition done to that before you crush it. But what we can't see is someone behind it pushing it. Right. I love this. All right. I would keep this. That is a smart for two with tracks on it.
Speaker: And I'm 100 % in it. I'm keeping the shit out of it. I would drive this to the store and back. Just to pick up a bag of cigarettes. That's a key.
Speaker: Oh, step away from the glue gun. Step away from the spray phone and the pottery. It's not even a cool car. No. Did you guys know this was actually used in a fan film on Freddy Krueger, but instead of Freddy Krueger, they thought it was a Nicholas cage. I would have went with, I would have went with more PG. I would have went with maybe like goosebumps like in the late and like, like mid late nineties.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. I know. Stein would look at this and be like, you're putting this shit in one of my fucking books. No, fuck off. Yeah, but the TV series. Oh, yeah, I could see this in like a goosebumps. When you cross, but you don't have to tell people. Yeah, I mean, yeah, this is very hard to find to me. Yeah, it's very precious. That's horrible. Oh, anybody want to know where my stance is on dogs? Because I'll tell you right now, fucking trash home.
Speaker: I changed my mind. You don't crush it. You buy it, you rip those fucking crap wheels off, you put a proper suspension on it, and you run it like the car it was built. Go ahead. I was going to say, could you imagine lacing those spokes though?
Speaker: oh god fucking over under on if glick says it's unnecessary and pointless see yeah i figure that's what he's going to say it's kind of like you kind of can do both if it has to stay like that crush the shit out of it but if i can modify it i'll keep it yeah okay it's gonna go fucking twice in pizza
Speaker: Yeah. No, no, that wouldn't even slice a pizza, bro. Then fuckers. No, fuck. Yes. I want the meth mobile. Fuck. Yeah. That is a that is that is a Prius front end. That is a Subaru Outback back. And I don't know what the fuck is in the middle. All I got to say is put the crack pipe down, step away from the lover and fucking go over to bed. I feel like so.
Speaker: Go ahead, please. Oh no, please. I feel like the last one, the guy that owns that car with the spoke wheels is like, Hey, for an extra 20 bucks, I can cut the pizza for you. Yeah. This is, uh, this is definitely holding my beer. Yeah.
Speaker: That's definitely let me jump off this fucking bridge so I never have to look at it again. But at least paint it one color. Yeah. I mean, the nice thing I'm afraid of is the rims match. I'll give it that. It's just going to give me nightmares. Glick, what do you think? Crushed it. Oh, God. Son of a bitch.
Speaker: this is actually this is actually a uh a nissan four -door pickup they make up they sell them here all the time sorry it's in susu it looks like it's is those four turbos are you yeah america no this is this is this is a european slash southern southern u .s or southern america south american thing
Speaker: these these cars i've seen them in person not this one i don't recognize this in america this is a real australian thing too i was gonna say maybe australia yeah but i'm not gonna miss i mean one color would be nice yeah yeah yeah but i think we're maybe missing if if the picture was turned a different angle maybe there's something going on and why there's two different colors this is kind of cool i'm not mad at it no no i like the color i said keep it
Speaker: I bet this bitch is loud as hell. I bet you heard some fucking tires right off, too. Obviously, that's not a Nissan motor. I mean, we're talking about this car. We're talking about Ken Block. Ken Block's Runicorn. The Runicorn. There is a replica. This is a unanimous keep. The replica sold for only, the replica sold for only 45 grand.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, this if this is really legitimately clean wash car, this is awesome. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, the avocado. That's hilarious. This is a vegan car. The head like. I bet it runs on Trump hate. Right. I disagree. I disagree with you, Glick.
Speaker: if you make it longer it's a pickle wonder if that when you'd like do like left or right turns i wonder if the whole car kind of like shifts it just rolls over as opposed to turn oh that's hilarious the whole car is just a wheel blazin blazin when you go to the right or left in that it goes i'm gay hello it's an avocado
Speaker: you you throw you throw a high a busa motor into it and you got a little race car I was gonna say you put a high boost in that bitch that's something bitch screaming down the track you owe me doing that so no one oh my god so
Speaker: There are enough for us. First and foremost, this is a hummer and it's not a forward. So that's the very first problem with this. That ain't even the biggest problem with it. No, that is the hugest problem. That is the problem. Because oh, that is Lamborghini doors.
Speaker: It's a Lamborghini doors on a Hummer, but the paint job is wrong. Why would you disrespect Ken Miles like that? This paint is disrespectful in every form. I have more money than brains. I can't afford the GT40, so I'll just buy a Hummer and paint it Ken Miles' car. That might have been the one I'm most disappointed in. It's Guido. It's Guido.
Speaker: This is I have a four foot driveway I need to plow it. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I remember the old sorry. No, go ahead. I was gonna say I, I respect the practice, the practice ability of it. I mean, it's useful.
Speaker: Yeah. So do you remember like Steve Urkel's old car from family? Yes. For the back. Oh, good Lord. Yeah. I like that. I mean, it's the functionality in Russia is where that car is obviously at that. That's a keep. That's a mini Cooper limo with the pool in the back. I can keep the car. I want the wife. I was going to, I was going to put Steven's face on it, but I was like, yeah,
Speaker: I'm out on this. This is a cross for me. The water makes no sense. Yeah. One turn. There's no more water in the car. Yeah. And you just got people to the left or right of you pissed off. Yeah. Insurance claims. I'm out. Back of the motherfucker.
Speaker: It is a pool. They probably be pissed on. Yeah. This car is only fun if you're out camping, right? Right. I'm going to go camping this weekend. Let's take a couple of cars. This is the one you want with a great view and get some fucking late night hang out with your wife. The Trump's and Showers vehicle come to life. Interesting.
Speaker: Nope. Nope. That's another one. Stay away from AutoZone. Optimus Prime Jr. Yeah. That's Optimus. I gotta crush it. Optimus Prime's fucking abortion. Yeah, this is bad. Wow. That part of that car ran down Prime's leg during conception. I don't know. What the fuck? Those doors.
Speaker: So those doors, not only are they Lamborghini, they're 360. So they go up and then rotate. I feel like I would get pissed off about halfway through a good drunk night with them. I feel like I'm pissing on that car. Is this supposed to be like the cheapest version of that one car manufacturer can't remember the name? They only make 10 of them. And it's one of them's called the Dragon.
Speaker: Oh man. So all the cars are based off of insects or animals or something like that. I'm on my phone. I can't look it up real quick. There's 10 in the world. And this kind of reminds me of the ultimate cheapest dumbed down version of that car. And you scrap, right? Like you don't do anything with a straight car.
Speaker: No, it's called the dragon. It starts with an A. I tell you what, if the cops ever try to drag you out of that car, they're going to be confused. This is the ultimate getaway car because you can't get out. Right? Well, we already know where I'm at. This isn't a taxi.
Speaker: Hey, hey, that's the ghetto taxi right there, boys. I would say, you know, drop me off the airport and get me out of this car. Crush this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got I got a couple more and then we're done.
Speaker: I love this. This is all the keep. This is all the keep. Yeah. I mean, the guy that actually built this, he actually has like 12 DeLoreans. No, he's got like 12 DeLoreans. He's got 12 DeLoreans, and this is one of them. The sad thing is, this was the one that he wanted to make just for mud bogging. The monster truck one is the one to the left of it. Yeah. This is all the keep to me.
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Speaker: it's a scoop it's a scoop but it looks like it has lights in it but the lights are facing the ground yeah it's wrong yeah i just no more h2 pictures man this is bad this hurts my face see i would keep the fuck out of that how nice is like like one of those baggers the bagger bikes man
Speaker: I love this. I love this. I don't hate it. I don't hear the practicality, but it's just cool. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's got bags on it, right? So this is a truck with bags. You can get it four or five inches off the ground. You can drive this. But this is 100 % a bike guy who built a truck. Yeah. This is cool. This is a truck that ZZ Top would have in the video. Yeah. Yeah. This is cool right here. Yeah. It's on an X1.
Speaker: no this is actually this car is actually called uh carzilla it's actually four different vehicles put together the front end is is a uh impala upside down you should have just called the car in stein if you can't be less than two cars i'm out
Speaker: Yeah. Yes. These things are really cool about this vehicle. They're fucking everywhere where I live. I want one. I think I could go by like two or three right now. They're super cool. They're cheap. Yeah. These are a quiet line in the air force a lot. Watch out for the team. They're not so cheap where I live. They're like 10 ,000 bucks where I live though.
Speaker: Yeah, but they got to be imported because they're only made. Yeah. But that's like the starting price is 10 ,000. I see a few for like 14. I've seen some for like 17, but these are really cool. And they're all left side drive or right side drive. Yeah. They're really cool. But man, they are fucking tight. I guarantee if you hit the brakes, you're tipping forward. Yeah, that's what that would be like. I would well, that looks like a cage over the. It does.
Speaker: When you go to park, you just put the fucker in your pocket and then walk in the store. What's in the meth up? I fuck my that is the ultimate strike. That is the ultimate touring trike family. That's when you're going to make you a sandwich. She goes back there and makes you a.
Speaker: That is a guy that is single has a midlife crisis and I Respectfully disagree. This is a guy You can have a bike but I want to try something that I can be comfortable in that way on a long trip She can go take a fucking nap
Speaker: Yeah, all right. Yeah, you sold me on that. Okay. That's like that's like so over the rest area. Let's fuck in the back. Yeah, I got one question. Where the fuck some motor? It's a Volkswagen bus. So the motors in the back. Oh, true that what you see in the front court and put triangles are those the gas tanks?
Speaker: It's business up front and party in the back right there. Hell yeah it is. It's the moment of rights. Yeah I was just about to say so you're saying it's the bike version of Drake. Hold on with that picture you guys are we're missing everything but but they're not driving this bike it's on a trailer. Yeah. Yeah right. It's for sale. Yeah it's for sale. Maybe someone just bought it.
Speaker: They don't want to put anymore miles on it only has a hundred and seventy three thousand It's been driving his wife said I'm not riding that fucking thing That's what happened Blaine's and that's Joe dirt three. Yeah, I said this is driving Joe dirty Yeah I said keep
Speaker: I don't mind it. Someone tells me someone would drive that from like dodgeball or whatever. What is that called? Like that movie they're throwing the ranches at him? Who's that? If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a hole. That's captain. That's like the dude in the wheelchairs fucking.
Speaker: So we talked a lot for that movie would drive that that or like yeah, yeah a lot about Stickers and we talked a lot about wraps and I have the ultimate stickers Genius
Speaker: This is a rush. Jeff, I fucking hate you. That's the part. I mean, man, that flows really well. But this is a guy who's got a sense of humor and he's having a good time with everybody else. He's a plumber and he's like, hey, I'm going to have fun with it.
Speaker: I work at a call center, but I got to get to work boy. Can we put him in the car and crush it? Is that a thing? I think we can dial 911. Yeah. How does he see?
Speaker: I bet the only number that guy knows is star 69. Is it weird I want to call the phone number on the front? Hold on, scroll back up. Yeah.
Speaker: What's that, Erico? 503? The wicked called this guy and be like, hey, you're, you're on our show right now. We're talking about you. Yeah. Yes. Five oh three. Oh boy. So it's like, I got this. Three eight zero. Yeah. It's five zero zero. Five oh three five eight. Oh. Twenty five hundred. This could be Jeff garage first interview. There he goes.
Speaker: Dude it's a That's fantastic Sorry about my lighting guys, I have no lighting out here tonight understood I can see ya. Yeah, I apologize. There's no way that's a real fucking phone number Yeah, end up going to voicemail what we think of the transformer BMW
Speaker: Not a real car, but it's a cool ass costume, right? Yeah. I would have just picked something other than a BMW. Agreed. Yeah. Paint it yellow, put a fucking Camaro front end on it all day. This car didn't even make it to where they were going. It broke down. This isn't a car, it's a statue. Yeah. Agreed. It's pretty cool, but I mean - But I'd have it out in front of my shop.
Speaker: No, you just people hang a sign from it like I put the license plate Jeff garage and your people stop by just to look at it. Yeah, yeah, so So boys we have to pick between this car and bumblebee that makes them the next Transformers movie bumblebee. Yeah, I Don't even know who this is Red Rocket. I don't know It says Ellie Trons on it
Speaker: Yeah. On the license plate. Keep. Keep. Oh, my god. Is this a Mustang? Holy shit. That is a Mustang. Is it like they're trying to represent Kit? Yeah, I was just about to say it looks like Kit. It does, man. From when they tried to remake that TV show. Dude, this thing is gnarly. It is a Cobra, too.
Speaker: What body kit is this this body kit is European body kit on this I think it's gorgeous. I want oh it is This the side grills remind me of like a Ferrari 360 Yeah, this is a lot of influence from a lot of different cars, but I yeah flawlessly done I
Speaker: So this is like California, Ferrari California hood. This is like a 360 body kit on the front and with that side air intakes. Dude, this body kit.
Speaker: It looks really good. Yeah, it looks like you can actually transform. When you turn the key, Michael, what the fuck did you do to me? It was worth it, buddy. The wing looks perfect. The headlights are perfect. Wow. Wow. That's the Val Kilmer voiced kit right there. Yeah, this is a good job on them. Fantastic job.
Speaker: Oh, hey, this is for whenever you don't want to sit next to your significant other car, right? Join twins car boys. Ali and something else. This is what they are. Yeah.
Speaker: My son was just saying I wonder if two people can drive it No, I'm gonna go right No, this is not photoshopped the sheik of the rainbow sheik has two of these He has he has a Jeep version
Speaker: At least it's not a Homer version. I'd be really pissed. I would have crushed it already. I'd say keep because once again, it's a conversation piece. Man, how, what actual did they use on this son of a bitch? It's obviously probably some... Yeah. Well, it looks like, it looks like an old school Geo Metro. I bet this thing's got a turning ratio of 75 foot. Yes. Or 80. Or 12 blocks.
Speaker: Another another one of these Japanese cars, right? No, I know this is a this is a BMW. This is actually is obviously European by the license plate. And it looks like Japanese by the plate. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. As long as it belongs to that culture. But it's if it doesn't belong to the culture, then I think maybe this is the starting of one of those bills for that culture.
Speaker: Like, like, obviously this is before the graphics and all that, but if, but right now it's a crush unless it's going to that theme. Right. And I love the fucking exhaust. That's dope. I get it. That matches that theme, right? Yeah.
Speaker: The rainbow Lamborghini. Is this that Daniel guy from LA? No, no, this is there. There's a Japanese culture also that they buy these Lamborghinis because rent is expensive. So they don't live in very big houses, but they buy these Lamborghinis and they neon the shit out of everything. These guys have more electronics in these cars than any other car on the planet. And it's usually for lighting.
Speaker: It's a Japanese car. I don't hate on it if it belongs to a culture. Yeah, but it's... I mean, if I saw this in the Speed Racer and... Yeah, you know what? I have to appreciate it because of what the Japanese do in their culture. I get that, but... Hold on, hold on. I'm keeping this. I mean, I just want to point out the Pagani Zonda back there, fucking in the back. I see it. I know, right? You know?
Speaker: And the yellow one as well, you know, yeah. I mean, so you got a Lamborghini in the back. I mean, yeah, this is, this is a key for me because of the whole culture right there. I would never turn on all the lights. I feel like the battery would die instantaneously. Yeah. Oh, Jeff. Tron.
Speaker: Yes. Yes. Oh yeah. I'll be honest, this more looks like Tron with a little bit risk. This is Tron with the... Any complaints, send them to jeffgarage at gmail .com. The auto zone version of neon lighting. No, crush it, burn it.
Speaker: Yeah, that's too much gold for me. That that that is somebody in the ghetto that won the fucking lottery. It looks like Mr. T would wear that around his neck. But it's a crush for me. I mean, I hate to do it. And I'm not a big convertible guy either. So this is a crush. And that's a gold wrap. So it's basically you can see the wrinkles right above them. Yeah. Yeah. That's because you couldn't see over the
Speaker: the front end because it's so high. So he ran into something. Yeah. Right. No. Yeah. I would keep the Mazda. Is that an M3? No, that's the four. That's the four is the four because it's basically a three, but it's a four door three with the trunk and the three is a hatchback. So, uh, and, but I do like the Liberty walk body kit.
Speaker: I hate the rims, I hate the stance. What Liberty Walk body kit? That body kit, that's Liberty Walk, wide body kit. That's a Liberty Walk body kit? I think so. I don't think so. You might be right.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think Liberty walk. I mean, third, third name. Yeah. Liberty walk really does. A hundred plus thousand dollar car. I think there's, there's, there's minimums with Liberty walk. This might be just the average walk body kit. Yeah. This is somebody's got too much fiberglass in there. Yeah. Yeah. This is not because they didn't do anything to the back. The rear bumper is full on stock.
Speaker: Yeah, Liberty walk is gonna be like Ferrari Lamborghini Porsche Yeah, I don't even know if they even do a Porsche one. It might only be Ferrari Lamborghini true What's the what's the Japanese guys that makes his body kits the guy? Yeah, but but he's one -off though, and I think he's yeah Yeah, and he actually comes to you and if you're gonna if you're gonna do that, why would you do it Tomasa?
Speaker: You wouldn't do it for a month. The only thing this person has done is wouldn't got wide body kit and rims. This is terrible. Yeah, yeah. Crush. I said crush it. Leave it. It's your car.
Speaker: Is that a fucking Chevy Lumina? No. It's a Chevy Cavalier. That's a Cavalier. Oh. That's a 96 Chevy Cavalier low rider with the reverse style 13 inch wheels. You what? Crust velour interior and a god awful paint job. And I want to point out apparently we don't have brakes because there's blocks in front of us. I saw that too. Yeah.
Speaker: They got a picture of my old car. I say crush. The paint job is killer for me. It's just, oh, it's way too much. Now I'd keep that. I like this. I do too. That's like an old school low rider right there. Yeah, I like this. Yeah, I'd keep that all day long. Did you put my truck in there?
Speaker: I did not. We're going to save that. OK. I love this. I love this. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think these last couples are. Yeah. I definitely. Oh, yeah. Oh, mother. Oh, that's a big. Oh, is that a witch?
Speaker: No, I think it's just sitting there. Is that a Ram 2500 with a gas motor? I know it says diesel army, but I feel like that's a gasser, not a diesel. But yeah, that's going to end it. I have to bounce, boys. I got to go get my food. So we're going to end the show. I was kind of hoping to finish before my food was here, but I got to go. My food's here.
Speaker: uh thanks everybody for coming we're gonna go ahead and play the outro steven can you close us out when we're done yes thank you
Speaker: and you know what before we go want to thank the panel that we had here today even though Jeff had to leave um blazing what do you got on the horizon buddy uh like tomorrow i don't know i got an appointment in the morning other than that uh i'm loosey goosey man i'ma leave the blows in the wind there you go k mag
Speaker: Do you have anything fun coming up, man? I've got like a 14 hour day to put in tomorrow on. Sorry about that, bro. How about you? I'll be on tomorrow night. You calling sick. You can put 14 hours and come up, man. You are a beast. It'll be later. What's tomorrow? Wednesday? Wednesday. What's on tomorrow night?
Speaker: I always have stuff going on. Actually, I've got some pretty big stuff going on in life.
Speaker: I got to move again and then I go up to Raleigh, North Carolina is where I'm moving to and then I do 1 year there. Then I move. I take over all of Georgia and 2025 and hopefully that'll be the last move for maybe a couple of years.
Speaker: We'll see but yeah man I always have stuff going on. I am nice all over the place and I try to participate as much as I can. I know I took a long time off from the nonsensical nonsense stuff and had to get a bunch of stuff kind of squared away but I'm trying to
Speaker: weave back in and show support to everybody. And I always look forward to these new shows, especially Steven. I try to be there to support you and Jeff's new stuff going on. This is actually a really fun show. And I jumped in there for the caring for men thing in the chat. That's always fun to watch.
Speaker: I just like the way the network's going. You guys have you guys are working on some cool stuff, man. What about you, Steve? What's going on your way, buddy? Well, tomorrow is the nonsensical news show with, you know, your new sportscaster on there. Going to have to bring on big guns. Yeah. Oh, God. Because there's a lot going on in sports right now. I know. Right. Well, I mean, to put the fucking sports champ in there, you know,
Speaker: Well, there's a lot, right? Like if you're going to have this is a good time.
Speaker: where you've got three sports have things going on right now? Well, yeah, I'm not only going to be talking about like football, I'm going to be talking about baseball, basketball, racing. I mean, all of it's going on right now. Yeah, it definitely is. And you could even throw in some like UFL. I know some people don't like it. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'm going to. A lot of people hate on it. It's like, dude, I'm telling you right now. Watch is really cool. And I know this is kind of off topic, but
Speaker: Dude, there was a bunch of players that went to NFL last year. And I was like, I was thoroughly impressed with the product they put out. And I kind of hope it continues. But cool, man. I'll definitely tune into that. I'm a sports guy. So actually, I'm not big into music. So most of the time, I don't really connect with the Glick's House of Music on Friday. But dude, every freaking day, I have sports talk radio. Yeah. What were you saying, Blason? Oh, I was expecting a set on Badbit tomorrow.
Speaker: What? Nothing. I didn't even get to leave. All right. Thank you guys so much for coming. Appreciate you guys 100%. KMag, I will see you next time you stream, or even on Saturday. Get your ass up in here. I'll send you that link. I was going to say, I try to be here. And if I got to work Saturday, I'll be here. Hell yeah, bro.
Speaker: have to have you on the broadcast one of these days, K -Mac. I'm down. Love you guys. See y 'all next time. Don't forget to check out our social medias at bio link slash the nonsensical network, where there's a show seven days out of the week. For you mental health enthusiasts, we got men caring for men. That's Mondays. Tuesdays now is Jeff's garage, which let's be honest, one of the best shows. I mean, come on.
Speaker: Wednesday is the new and improved nonsensical news show. Or news. I think it's news. Thursday we take a break and we let Brian and Mark do their talk and shit that's at SHTT. Fridays is House Glick's House of Music. Fuck I'm fucking this up. Saturday is the is the God damn it. Shut up.
Speaker: Saturday is the open door challenge and Sundays to end the week is the Jarvis podcast. We will see you all tomorrow and that is out. Later y 'all.
