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Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, my helmet's on tight. Baby, we about to rizm with the tism. Let's get with it.
Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. Acknowledge me. What's going on, everybody? Happy Wednesday, fuckers. Some people say it someday, but I tell those people they're fucking stupid.
Speaker: and they need to get with the program because it's nonsensical nonsense day and if you don't know that well then you should be sent to Gitmo. Just saying. It's no longer. It's no longer help day. We're taking over. It's not it's not it's not it's nonsensical day man. It's it's nonsensical Wednesday because we're doing a show. We got
Speaker: got a car with the hardy are in the building. You're a bitch. This window, man. I like that. Nice big window behind you. It's bright enough to write on to look at your goofy ass. Right. You know, you can still see me and you fucking love it. I do love it. You're beautiful. I swear to God, you need to learn how to take pictures. Oh, fucking hell. That voice right there. You know, that voice. That's the one and only Jeffrey, the king of the gnomes.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, you know me. I'm the champ, Glick, the root of the podcast universe, king of everything you hear. I don't know. I'm just on a high horse. I'm going to start acting like other people and put myself on a pedestal that I don't belong on.
Speaker: There you go. That sounds like something you already do. Hasn't stopped you before. Oh, see, boys, what he's telling us is he's going to vote for Biden. Yeah, you got it now. Yeah, I didn't know how I was going to break that to you guys, but no, I get it. I mean, just put a just put a rake in front of front of your feet. Step on it. That'll be good enough. Fighting 2024, y 'all. You know, I actually have this wonderful pill that you can take that can fix that.
Speaker: It's called cyanide. It's made of copper and lead. What's going on, Blaze? Thank you. Thank you, Blaze. Or Mark, Brian? Sorry. Yeah. I don't know. You guys may have noticed, you may or may not have noticed something a little different in the title. Hello, Pot.
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Speaker: Jeff's like I've heard my name. Well nonsense on Wednesdays. It is now the nonsensical news show because as I informed the gentlemen last week I would like for them to bring up at least two topics every Wednesday night that we can discuss and chit chat whether we get to all of them or not uh is you know will be determined but with that also coming Jeff and I've been talking
Speaker: And there might be some more changes. Some people, you know, some of the, all of us will have a, a very specific role to play on Wednesday nights. I, I think Connor's like, why are you excited? You're the one that brought him in. This is your problem. You deal with him, Connor. It's your problem. I'm sorry, sorry, Connor. You were supposed to be Monday nights only, you fuck. This is your fault.
Speaker: And then the Wednesdays you said, where's Jerry V. She? Wow. And then Saturdays you said, where's Jerry V. She? Comments on Saturdays. But no, so we're we're we're doing a little change up. We're trying to something a little bit different. Shit, that's news to me. You might need to tell my wife. I need to change this pants, actually.
Speaker: We were all surprised. I got him from Connor. If you guys are not already, go ahead and check out all the social medias. What the hell is it? I don't even remember what I changed it to.
Speaker: I'll be honest. Sound that out for a second. Way to lead, buddy. Way to lead. Our fearless leader, folks. Hello from the Deep South. They don't call him a podcast champ for nothing. Look, I've been a busy beat today, not only at work, but also
Speaker: Uh, working on podcast stuff as well. Cause man, we were busy at work, but it's not on all social media. We are on Facebook, Instagram, Tik TOK and X.
Speaker: We also do the shows live actually Monday through Sunday. There's something going on on the YouTube channel, possibly Facebook. Uh, our show specifically are on Facebook, YouTube, and, uh, X I've been dabbling around in the world of X lately. So let's just go to YouTube and you can watch every show on you. Uh, and then you can listen simpler on all major podcast platforms. You can listen to all the shows there. Um,
Speaker: Uh, I don't know. Go ahead and give us a follow. Give us a listen. And if you be so kind, give us a share. Not only did tonight's names change, but all the social media has changed and you can find everything at the bio link slash the nonsensical network because yes.
Speaker: Some people are satisfied being small fish and mud puddles. We unfortunately want to be the alpha fish in the ocean. We are the shark that you keep in your small koi pond. We want to grow. We want to expand. We want to get bigger. We want to get better. We don't want to keep chasing them. That is the DR. Which is fine. Some people want to do that because that's your prerogative.
Speaker: You know, to each their own at the end of the day, we're growing and we've created the nonsensical network and you're going to find all kinds of killer shows on there. Monday nights, men care for men. Tuesday nights is Jeff, Jeff's garage. I'll get to that in a minute, Jeffrey. Yeah. Wednesday nights is the newly branded, nonsensical new show. Thursday nights is talking shit. However, those lazy sons of bitches are taking tomorrow off. Oh my God.
Speaker: It's their first week on the network. Yeah. We're going to go take a fucking break because it's our fucking anniversary is like Jesus. Finally, we made it. Finally, we made it.
Speaker: Blow each other on your own fucking time. No, but but in all honesty happy anniversary to Mark and his lovely wife. I hope they have a good trip a safe trip. Be careful guys You mark YouTube channel is the nonsensical network if you go to this bio link right here on the screen and
Speaker: bio .link the nonsensical network. It's going to give you all the links. Mark over there like, Oh, Hey, my, me and my wife's marriage is important. You're on the, you're on the, you're on the main, you're on the main page right now. Yeah. United. You're on the main page right now. Just hit subscribe. Where was I Thursday nights is talking shit Friday nights is Glick's house or music.
Speaker: Which this is doing by the weekly are still doing biweekly with us for the time being Until guests start lining up I have to redo the QR code now that there's a new yes, so I have to redo it I mean mark. I think your wife deserves a vacation one man Mark if it's not a five or a ten it doesn't count
Speaker: Just need anything important to the 25 anniversary or the 30 anniversary I just gotta get my intro out and Like Jarvis, he's on a podcast seven days a week. You think he could take a timeout for 30 seconds Jeff just likes to hear himself talking Connor. Well, we just miss Connor. He hasn't had a chance to be on camera So he's he's excited to be back suck my dick and eat my asshole
Speaker: See, there's a window behind me, which makes it funny because no one's there. It's the ghost that's about to grape your ass. Finish your fucking intro so I can put my headset back on you, chump. Anyways, Saturday is nonsensical nonsense. The flagship show, if you will, it is unhinged and apologetic and we open the door as we call it the open door challenge and let anybody who wants to come and join us. And then Sundays is Stephen Jarvis with the Jarvis podcast.
Speaker: And you can find all those shows on the non -sensical network on YouTube and Facebook and all major podcasting platforms. Index and Instagram and TikTok. Now my next phase in rebranding everything, which everything is rebranded. New logos have been made, ladies and gentlemen. I think the one that I think we're going to go with as I go ahead and put your headphones back on Spartacus.
Speaker: you know I just got a couple different ones I was kind of playing around I'll save the one I think we're gonna stick with it's gonna be our main one everybody seems to agree they like it
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Speaker: Wives and girlfriends. Everybody can follow. Absolutely. Just don't let your wives and girlfriends meet. Just don't let your wives and girlfriends meet. That's the key. I like this one. I thought it was cool. I do like that one. Six calls at the bottom for the six members, the six founding members of Nonsenseical Network. I do like that. That was pretty cool. But I think this one, I'm proud of this one. And again, this was Brian was playing around on AI and I just made it better. And
Speaker: Uh, I think this is all we're going to go with. I really like this one. I think it's funny. Like that one. All right. That's pretty bad ass. Everybody seems to like it. Yeah, that one's nice. I like the six goals. I got, like I said, I got all, I got all the, I got all the social media rebranded, uh, the nonsensical network now, uh, new descriptions, all that jazz. Now, the next thing I do, I just got to get everybody, um,
Speaker: get them in there, get them in there, get them access to the social media so that they can post because I'm not posting for you guys, but I'll give you the login information so you can post for yourselves. God damn it. That means I actually have to do more now. Everybody posts for themselves and posts, you know, post away if you want to, you know, at the end of the day, the more we share the more we post, the more we, the more we share the,
Speaker: The the more we're gonna fall into the algorithm and the more eyes that are gonna end up on the network Which means the more eyes and ears it's gonna end up on all of our shows which at the end of the day That's the name of the game it is the name of the game so we as as Batman once said You're not the podcast you wanted or the podcast network that you needed
Speaker: Welcome to the news. We're just like CNN. People are still wondering why we're here. You were really adopted the darkness. I was born another daughter. No, why do that? Jarvis is trying to do a transformation the other day and he sounded like we were playing golf. You were motivated darkness. I learned to be the darkness.
Speaker: that does sound like Yoda dude. It's hard to find good help.
Speaker: We already have we already have haters of the network. I say they're just jealous. Whoo. Got your little network and your little sponsorship and your little endorsements and you think you're better. No, I don't think. Listen, I know. I know I'm better than you. Yes. But speaking of shows, last night was the debut of Jeff's.
Speaker: That was pretty cool. I got to catch a little bit of it. I had it on the whole time, but we were gaming. I'll be honest with you. We were gaming. Plus, I had no idea what the fuck you guys were talking about. I'll be 100%. We got kind of technical there for a little while. Oh, yeah. I know. You started speaking Chinese, and I was like, where's the hell's the fucking translator button on it? Like I said, last night, after we got done,
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: that's not a good intro for me is it no it wasn't i don't know i think it's i think it's carter's wife yelled at him who's is that who's not uh i'm gonna mute you buddy let's get through this
Speaker: I'm in a parking lot. He's in a parking lot because the hotel he's in has shitty Wi -Fi garage. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. My bad. My bad. Oh, so let me try that again. Holy shit. It's fucking Benji. Oh, there you go. This little man better. I'm just not used to people popping up on Wednesday night. I know. But now it looks like you guys had fun, man. It looks like you guys you guys were having fun. You did a good job. I will say you have a hater.
Speaker: I'll let him if you if you'd like his name is cam and He was kind of shit talking a little bit and I said, well, I mean if you could do better than you can't then go ahead by all means Yeah, there's a there's a bi -weekly bi -weekly to the Friday open. I'm just saying He told me to backcheck you and I said, I'm like What was the fact -checking? I don't know what the hell they're talking about
Speaker: By all means, try to fact check us because we were getting everything right off the cuff. I mean, the thing is about that car, it doesn't really exist yet. As we said last night, it's one of one right now. So, there's nothing to fact check. Mustang or something? Yeah, we were talking about the Mustang GTD, a $340 ,000 car.
Speaker: But yeah, like I said, I had a blast last night and and and I gotta say and I didn't say it on the air and I was kind of pissed about it but But the guys kind of convinced me. It's a it's a viable car Well, well once again as we said last night see you got that bubble again Benji the bubble
Speaker: we don't know it just keeps happening it'll happen like why it's doing this at all it's the clown is trying to invade his phone but as we said last night it's not marketed to people like you and me it's marketed to people that buy like the gt40 so i don't even know what that is but okay yeah you do you'd know it if you saw it
Speaker: The gt40 you don't know what the gt40 is You know what a goddamn two -minute drill is in the NFL, you know it if you saw it I do The new ones not called a gt40 though. The new one's called a gt. Yeah, the fuck is a gt4 gt40 or zero Jesus watch the show watch fucking watch the show. Yeah Get a damn education
Speaker: I got an idea. Let's talk about sports for three hours. I got an idea. I'm going to go hang myself. We'll switch it up something that, uh, 24 hours away from the NFL draft. Let's go. We are, but you know, uh, I don't think Cleveland drafts until like the fourth or fifth or 90th, fifth round.
Speaker: Well, you never know. They might trade into the first round. No, they're not. Or second, maybe. No, they're not. Oh, they're still working on that Sean Watson trade thing. Is that what's going on with them while they don't have any picks? Well, that, but they've been, they've been stuck in their fucking team, man, and just giving away draft picks. You know, I mean, we got, we got a Mari Cooper, what, three, two, two, two, two seasons ago for a fifth and sixth round pick.
Speaker: We just got Jerry Judy for some picks. We got Elijah Moore for some picks. We got, we gave the farm away for Deshaun Watson. Um, they picked up some defensive and offensive lineman and they gave away picks. I mean, I don't, I think they, I think they have their first pick in the late third round mate. There's not gonna be any real big surprises tomorrow. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah, we all know Caleb Williams is going to go probably number bears. There's another quarterback. I can't think of his name. He's going to go.
Speaker: It's going to be a quarterback heavy first round. I think your first 10 picks are 75 % of them are going to be quarterbacks. I think JJ definitely go one through three, possibly even one through four. Yeah, I think I think JJ McCarthy is going to go in the top 10. I know a lot of people don't want to hear that a lot of people are naysayers and are shitting on the kid, but the kids got fucking talent.
Speaker: I mean, he's got talent for days, so he's going to go in the top 10. Um, yeah, I mean, I just, I don't think there's going to be any big surprises in the draft. I think it'll play out. I think this will be one of those few years where the experts who are always right are actually pretty accurate to season. Well, you know what they say shines on a dog's ass some days, like 10 to 17, maybe.
Speaker: What about 10 through 17? You don't think there'll be any trading going on? 10 through 17. That's kind of where it's kind of hitting that. Well, I don't think JJ is going to the Vikings, Mark. I just, I don't foresee your first, I don't foresee your first five teams giving up their picks. You know, maybe like from 10 on, you might see some trades people try to move up, but
Speaker: Yeah, but again, I don't think it's going to be any big surprise. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Carolina tries to do something. But if the movie, if the movie draft day is anything to say about it, it could be some trade surprises. Well, there's always trade surprises. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker: But I don't want Carolina to do anything. I just want them to just stay where they're at. Just have the owner throw another drink at a random person in the owner's box again. You guys scored a sweet receiver in this offseason from Pittsburgh. So you get a fucking line to protect rice and. Coach for longer than a year. Pretty good offseason this year. Yeah. So.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. I mean, this is my personal opinion. I'll still, I'll still like kind of half ass watch it. Um, I just, I don't foresee any, uh, I'll completely forget about it after the show. I don't think Minnesota is going to try and trade up either. I think they're happy with where they're at. They're gonna hopefully, hopefully get a quarterback and then do nothing with him.
Speaker: I mean, you guys gotta have a quarterback, right? You don't currently have one at all, right? Yeah, we do. We have Sam Darnold or not. Sam. Yeah, we have Sam. No, not Sam Darnold. Who do we have? You have the guy from. Oh, who the hell do you guys have? I don't even know. See, so you need a quarterback. Sam Darnold is still working 49ers, right? I think so. Hold on one second.
Speaker: I know what I'll be doing tomorrow night. Sam Darnold is our quarterback. Yep. I know what I'll be doing tomorrow night. I'll be watching game three of the Cleveland type of leaders versus the Orlando Magic in the play. Calm down there, Brian. This is a topic, but just because you don't understand football and you don't have a professional football team that you follow. Brian doesn't mean that NFL is not a topic. I mean, he follows the Steelers, but he acts like they're, you know, good.
Speaker: I don't know. They just got there. That's what everybody does in Pittsburgh. They claim they have a good team. We'll see if Russell Wilson can do better. I think he got named starting quarterback now. Yeah. I don't think he's going to do shit. I bring in fields and Wilson. And that's the thing.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I'm currently the lifeblood of the network. Ouch. Okay. Somebody's got the alarm. I'm hosting four shows. Calm down, Jarvis. One night a week. Okay. You're a co -host, big boy. You don't have to do nothing on this show other than show up and take a beating. He's pretty good at taking a beating.
Speaker: Actually actually wait on that note Chris if you want to go over the lineup of what Wednesdays are gonna be that we were talking about today Good time. Yeah, I was I was actually considering Like doing a one or an hour and a half sports show on Saturday afternoons and
Speaker: because we were already doing this, but I don't know. I'm already, I'm already doing too much as it is. I would love to find two people that I could trust to do a, you know, do a sports show and be reliable. And I mean, I've already got, I've already got a title and everything for it. So nobody in this, nobody in this episode, I got too much shit going on as it is. Oh no, he'll, he'll, he'll pick his two favorite people in the whole wide world.
Speaker: here in 14 years when you guys are dead and my, the rest of my kids have left the house and I can finally get back to watching hockey and college football. Maybe I'll, I'll help you out with a sports show until then. She is going to kill me now. Uh, you know, I had somebody in mind, uh, but, uh, right now he's just got a lot going on in his personal life. Uh, so, uh,
Speaker: I would like to find two guys that maybe maybe you don't already be an established sports show that we just put on the network. I don't know. I'm waiting to see. Yeah, maybe we need somebody who's who's I don't know, gone to college for for sports broadcasting or something. I mean, maybe maybe maybe that's what's going to get it going. You know, you never know. Well, we also need somebody to know something about sports outside of Minnesota. If only we knew somebody like that.
Speaker: I know right like to cover all sports because you can't do 365 days a year on the NFL NFL Network. I'm talking to you. I don't know. It seems to be all you thought I was going to say. I was going to say, wait a minute. I'm pretty sure they proved you wrong because they do it. They have a network. They do it. They do it. Trust me. They do it. It's also. Hey, don't think I won't.
Speaker: I know more about... I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break. I know more than just fucking Minnesota sports, give me a fucking break.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: It's a it's a toupee that he is super glue on. I'm gonna break it and then I'm gonna beat you to death with it. Good Lord. Order. Tell him harder, Dad. OK bye bye OK bye. Well, since.
Speaker: Well, is that the line? That's that's the line. So actually moving forward out Wednesday nights. I would like to Jarvis. Yes, your two topics I would like for you to bring, because you're going to be our sports guy, going to be sports related.
Speaker: It doesn't have to be serious. It can just be like if some jackass does something stupid in the sports world or whatever. Hey, you guys hear what Antonio Brown did about that new female basketball players signing with Nike? No, I don't pay attention to Antonio Brown. So you will be covering sports. Connor will be covering current events.
Speaker: Oh, that works out well. And it could be like, you know, I'd like to keep it light and fun. So like, you know, like our fucked up news stories. Don't worry, I got it. Well, I have those covered. I actually have six of them. It's what the fuck Wednesday, Chris. Yes. Thank you, Jeff. And Jeff will be doing
Speaker: That's fun topics right there, man. I like well, actually I have a conspiracy theory that's been bounced So starting so starting next week
Speaker: That's what, that's what, that's what your guys' homework is on Wednesdays. Finally, I found something for today and this is going to go to waste. No, no, no, no. Before we get to any of that. Uh, a couple of months ago, they, they, uh, Jeff, calm down. All right. I got this fucking shoot my neighbor's thoughts. Good God. Well, there goes.
Speaker: Jeff is jumping into bits to get to his, uh, the spirit. No, I got something. No, no, no, not even, I'm not even ready for it. I'm just saying this was the one that I'm mildly researching, uh, is been floating around for a little while. And it's, it doesn't have an answer. That's the problem. But exactly. Right. But, uh, no, it's interesting one.
Speaker: I said I'm still doing a little bit of research on I gotta actually find an article about it When you gonna watch that video I sent you a link I Was going to last night and then I ended up passing out Yeah, I'll probably watch it tomorrow night since talking shit's not gonna be on I gotta do something tomorrow I Mean Benji, you gotta realize, you know He
Speaker: He, uh, he hosted his own show yesterday, which I think, damn, about time. It was about time. Hell me and Jeff had a whole half a show after you left. Yeah. We sat here and shot the shit for what? Another hour and a half after you were all up. Yeah. Uh, I, I, I filled my role in pretty good yesterday. Yeah. We've dubbed on, on Jeff's garage. We've dubbed, uh, Steven, the shop golfer.
Speaker: because to his own admission, he is a bit of a novice when it comes to automotive. Um, but, uh, he did have some good points last night. Most of them were wrong, but you know, you contributed to wealth and I missed it. You said there was already a hater and we were wrong about stuff. Uh, we have a hater and they said the fact check us.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just it's all good about a car that isn't out to the public yet. Yeah. Well, 25. I told you, I told you, I told you if you can do better than do a show yourself. So it's really hard to be accurate about a car that isn't out there yet isn't even tested fully, right? Right.
Speaker: It said 2025. We just got to we just got to hold on and it'll come to us. I mean, what has been tuned sound video sounded. Oh, man. It sounded good. It sounded good. You know, that was probably only half throttle to that thing was if that if that it might have been 50. It might have been a bitch had to be like two inches. That was it. It was screaming. Yeah. Anyways. Mm hmm.
Speaker: couple months back. Save your car for Tuesday nights. You're hurting Jeff. Don't don't suck me in on your rabbit hole buddy. I got another one for you. You better not. You better quit starting with this **** football **** then. I checked. It's still my shell. Last I checked one away from that **** that pill.
Speaker: I don't know, I'll get Cameron to fact -check it for me. There you go. Copper and lead. Couple months ago, right? I just simply answered. That's the line. I don't know. I honestly don't know what the fuck they're talking about. What do you mean, like... Well, like I said, that car is...
Speaker: The numbers are not necessary. There's a lot of numbers that are accurate, but it's car related. I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. If you're fucking wrong, the Internet will get after you and tell you you're fucking wrong. I don't have to do it because what am I going to do? You guys are fucking wrong. And not only that, I have to hear the comments at the end of the day. Who cares? And then we do this for fun. You guys are wrong because I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Exactly. OK, calm down, Mark. Calm down.
Speaker: So, I mean, at the end of the day, I thought you guys did great. I thought the show was good. You know, I had it on in the background in between games. I was killing my mic and I was turning the volume up so I could listen. You know, I thought it was cool. I thought, you know, it was you had a great panel of guys that knew what they were talking about. And I thought you did a good job, but I appreciate it. So I don't know what the fuck you were talking about. Well, we kind of got a little bit off subject. We wanted to do the rainbow chic thing, but
Speaker: It was worth it. It was fucking gnarly is what that was. That was the, it had my head fucked up looking at that. I was like, what is going on here? That dude is nuts, man. But anyways, back in February, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced their list of nominees for the 2024 class. Yes, it is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker: Yes. They're not all rock and roll acts. It should be done. We've had the conversation. We don't have to beat that dead horse. No more. Cause we've had that conversation for three years. It should be called the music hall of fame or something because not all the acts are rock musicians. However, everything about rock, just a real quick recap of the nominees. Um, Ryan Carey share Ozzy Osbourne. Ozzy is already in, uh, with black Sabbath, but he's not in solo. Uh, Mary J. Blige.
Speaker: Eric B. and Rakeem, Peter Frampton, Cool and the Gang, Sade, Jane's Addiction, Oasis, Stupid Sinead O 'Connor, A Tribe Called Quest, Lenny Kravitz, Dave Matthews Band, and last but not least Foreigner. Well, however, Jeff, you want to get those two pulled up. So the
Speaker: 2024 class hall of fame, rock and roll hall of fame class was announced, uh, earlier this week. And it is Mary J. Blige share. I got it. Yeah. Chris and I got it. Leg. He's got it. Uh, Dave Matthews band. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with Dave. Got it. I got it. Finally. Got one. Yeah. There you go.
Speaker: I don't, I don't agree with that. However, there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. How many did we pick? Two, four, we pick six. There's eight. There's eight. Um, did Jimmy Buffet make it? There's eight nominees. So Dave Matthews band, uh, foreigner got in. Yeah. Nice. Which they should have been in Peter Frampton. He's in. He deserves to be in cooling. The gang got in. Let's go.
Speaker: A tribe called Quest is finally in. Finally. And Ozzy Osbourne is in. Yeah, so I got it. I just want to point out real quick, my list, we did six out of the eight, but my list is perfect. Hey, at least we weren't like Brian and made a stupid head. So the one I didn't get was Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker: Did not make it in James addiction Oasis should never be in the Rock and Roll Hall agreed because One goddamn song maybe to Winnie Kravitz. I I think he should be in there somewhere down the road You know
Speaker: I think you guys underestimate the way she should be in there yet and she's not. Thank God, because she's not rock and roll. Sinead O 'Connor, but that's just me. Other people disagree with that. Jane's addiction. I don't really see why they should ever be in there. Sade, not yet. Not yet, but eventually we were already close this year.
Speaker: Uh, she had one big hit, but she, she was very influential in, in, in, uh, jazz RMB, uh, neo soul type music. So she deserves to be in there based off that, uh, Eric B and Rakim. I can't believe they've got skipped over again, uh, but they will get there eventually. And, um, how did, uh, Jimmy Buffett do Jimmy Buffett's dead? Well, I know, but.
Speaker: They were talking about he wasn't know if he was like a surprise pick or something, but they were talking But the only one on this list that I don't really agree with is Dave Matthews man Yeah, I love Dave Matthews. They were huge though. Yeah, I Don't think that they should be in the Hall of Fame this early. Oh Why not the Dolphins making cry? Oh
Speaker: Oh no, that's the wrong guy. That was fucking Hootie. That was Hootie in the blue. Shut up. Shut up, Steven. Nobody asked for Darius Rucker. Sorry. No, but Dave Matthews Van has some good songs, man. No, I think Tribe Called Quest has been nominated two or three times. It's three times in a row. Really? Because we did this year one.
Speaker: when it was right after Mike Gumbly came in when we were still on HAPS and then we did it last year with Tony, you and me, and then we did it this year. And Tribe Called Quest, because Tony went off on how amazing Tribe Called Quest was. I was like, all right. Never even heard of him. Me neither. The Tribe Called Quest
Speaker: great musicians, great artists, very influential. I said it three years ago or two years, whenever the first time they popped up, I said that they should be it. Like I said, the only one I don't agree with is the Dave Matthews Band. I would also like to point out once again that if we would have gotten the full eight, my list was perfect. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but my list was perfect. It is. It is. Who is it? Who is a tribe called Quest? Never even heard of it. They're they're they're a they're a. It sounds like a Dungeons and Dragons band or some correct. Correct me if I'm wrong, but they were 80s, early 90s rap. Google it. Yeah, Google it. Yeah. Is Hootie in the Blowfish in the. Jimmy Buffett will be honored.
Speaker: uh oh okay that's what they're talking about yeah so johnny cash is getting unreleased new music uh this summer i don't know if you knew good one that too uh yes jeff you were correct they were nominated in 2022 and 2023 so this was the third time i know i know shut up i have i'm on the same fucking page i have uh the past couple years
Speaker: Um, fucking hell. I just heard it and I lost it. Now what happened? I was going to answer. Uh, it's the tribe called quest that hip hop acts, uh, one of the most artistic hip hop acts of all time, but maybe should take a backseat to more impactful groups like they lost soul outcast or Wu Tang Clan.
Speaker: You know, I wouldn't put de la soul in there But I definitely think that a tribe called quest outcast at Wu Tang's land are definitely up there on an island They lost soul sounds like a restaurant here So I was I was on the phone with my wife did anyone get more right than Chris No, no, he made sure everybody knew it too. I was Actually perfect Connor
Speaker: Hey, Chris? Perfect. Jeff, play it. Play it. I don't want to say it. I need you to play it. Perfect. The Acknowledged one. Come on, wait to the no, no, no. Come on, come on.
Speaker: Yeah. I thought I thought Leggy's list list was perfect as well, wasn't it?
Speaker: So she had she had Peter Frampton. She had pool in the gang Mary J Blige was she didn't have Dave Matthews band though Six and they nominated eight Yeah, you got all but all but Mary J Blige and Dave. Oh Did she so who did she not get one? Peter Frampton
Speaker: No, she got she got foreigner. Dave Matthews is the one she didn't pick. We didn't get Dave Matthews and she didn't get but we only did six. We only did six. You didn't. Out of six. Out of her six. Which one didn't get in? She was perfect. Dave or Mary J Blythe. Right? Mary J Blythe, right? Mary J and Dave Matthews.
Speaker: Well, you have a she didn't put fucking Dave Matthew. That's what I'm saying. So I'm having a stroke. You know what I'm trying to fucking say. Yeah, she's pretty good, though, on her all of your all of your picks were right. Yeah, I was going to say, so she's she's got a perfect score, too. I only got one wrong. And that was your belt in half now, Chris. My my only miss was Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker: Yeah, cut your belt in half and send the other half to Scotland. We also have chiefs, Leggy and Stephen were coming from the chatters box. Yep. So Leggy rules the chatters box. Stephen should have been on the line with the podcast earlier. Yes, Leggy, all six of yours got it. I was. I was in that show. No, you are. Oh, you were in the chat.
Speaker: You were in the chat. No, because I had to copy and paste and there's a pain in the ass doing it from the chat. Sorry. Lady rules the chatter's box. I rule the show like normal. I always win. I always rule the show. Perfect. Oh, Jesus. Someone needs to be perfect, please. Preferably with a bat while he sleeps. Hey, Nikki. All right. Where the fuck's your wife?
Speaker: Tell her to come get Moses. Fucking I'm sick of him. He's barely missing. Winner. It wasn't even a competition. I was just pointing out that my list was perfect. Thank God Brian didn't make a stupid bet again. Am I right for boys?
Speaker: the the
Speaker: OK. He moves pretty fast for a cripple. Yeah, he does. What's wrong with that? The insurance company is going to get his ass good. Yes, we are. Only with your mom. Only with your mom. Yes, we all are. Your dad. Only with your dad, Ali. Oh, my god. No, I wasn't bragging that I was the only one that got him all right. I was bragging that I was perfect.
Speaker: That's all my list was perfect. And again, chatter's box show. You rule the chatter's box, you go bragging the chatter's box, leave the show to the big people. Are you sure about that? Is that why he stops moving? That way he moves so little. I mean, you leave in comments like that in a random broadcast. I don't blame me. Exactly. That is not why he didn't struggle.
Speaker: Just saying. Go swim in shark infested waters if you have a cut, Ollie. That's right. On the water, boys. Let's get it. But no, like I said, the only one that last year, I wasn't happy with a few of the nominees. Last year, we were all pissed. I don't remember what they were.
Speaker: this year the only one i'm really mad at is uh is dave matthews band there's something i don't like dave matthews band i just but at the end of the day you look at the other options it kind of makes sense it shows facts facts um
Speaker: You know, and nothing against Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz will be there one day. I have no doubt. I think Lenny Kravitz is great. I would put Lenny Kravitz in over Dave Matthews. Ooh. Yeah, OK. I can see that. I can see that. Like I said, I like Dave Matthews. You know, I've seen him in concert before. They put on a great show. One of the things that I used to listen to, there was a Dave Matthews.
Speaker: channel when I'm on cable when I live down and there was a lot of nights if I was just chilling on the back porch drinking or whatever or hanging out with my neighbor I was listening to Dave Matthews channel I like Dave Matthews yeah they're all soothing songs they're not they're it's not too crazy it's not too out there it's just yeah Ollie's dad died so it's it's pretty heavy in here we're all in mourning
Speaker: Inevitably, him growing up in the jungle means everything to us. We're all in mourning that it was his dad, not him. All I know what Dave Matthews from is the movies he's been in. Really? Yeah, I never really listened to any of his music. What movies has he been in? He's in with a red burn glow.
Speaker: He was in the movie with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston too. Yeah, it's called Just Go With It.
Speaker: Thank you. Oh, I haven't seen that. And he is fucking hilarious in it. Well, we're two for two on movies I haven't seen that Dave Matthews is on, so please continue. I have to look up the rest. I have to look up the rest, give me a second. One of my favorite songs by Dave Matthews is Grave Digger. I love that one. Hmm. Guess never heard of it. Why don't you educate yourself and listen to some music?
Speaker: Peter, what's going on, buddy? He was in Don't Mess With the Zoan. Really? Yeah, I don't know why. Peter's an elevated space cadet. What is going on, buddy? He has not reached touchdown yet. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry, Winn -Dixie, Angels, where the red fern grows, and just go with it. Hey, Peter, are you a rocket man?
Speaker: I learned those phrases from from my one of my new favorite tiktokers or facebookers or instagram realers uh stone or gump and then whether you like to get high or not you guys should go check out stone or gump because this guy's fucking hilarious some of the shit he does you said he's on tiktok right yeah he's on i think he's on tiktok it's impossible yeah i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not mad at the hall of fame this year i'm actually i'm not mad
Speaker: Now that you're in the Hall of Fame, do me a favor and fucking die, Ozzy, so I can be crowned the angel of goddamn death.
Speaker: He's actually got a lot going on. So they're going to re -release the Osborn TV show because, you know, they own all rights to that. Yeah, they own everything. That's because Sharon Osborn. She's a quick lit, Billy. So it's actually because of Ozzy. He got wrote a massive fucking check and he's like, OK, and took it, walked into an elevator, ripped it up and walked out and was like, I'm not selling any of my stuff to MTV.
Speaker: And so he owns him and his wife or his family own all the content and they they have some website They're actually going to do the family's going to do a watch along with the audience On their website and they're going to commentate and do all this. Well, they they have a pot the family has a podcast, too Yeah, yeah Yeah, watch them. This is a fun episode It's a good show
Speaker: yeah it's actually pretty decent you should check it out the jack has his own show with the paranormal stuff because you know he's all into that yeah his what is it his son and daughter or his son that has his son and daughter his son
Speaker: The daughter appears on a couple of episodes. You can't even recognize Kelly anymore. She's had so much plastic surgery. Yeah. And she lost a bunch of weight. I missed the chubby Kelly Osborn. She was sexy, boy. That was the drug addict Kelly Osborn. That's what happened. I got that money. And then your husband, boyfriend is in Slipknot?
Speaker: Yeah, well, I was dating during during the Osborne's. He had like nine different colors of hair. That was like he was a winner.
Speaker: Yeah, he's a winner, boy. Let me tell you, Jesus, I didn't watch. I've never been a big fan of reality television show, but I did enjoy watching it. But but you know, you got to get. And obviously, you said it before, man. Sharon's got lots of smarts upstairs, man. She's and she's saved his ass. She's handled all the financials and everything. He's an incredible business woman. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, without her, Ozzy would have never fucking survived. So congratulations on everything good going for you, Ozzy. You had a great run. I need you to do me a solid and... Is he on the list?
Speaker: Yeah, we have our we have our list still nobody's died off of our nobody all these goddamn celebrities TikTok dude Have you guys been watching and paying attention to the news? Yeah, big talkers are dropping like wise, bro They just found another one this young lady hung herself
Speaker: I've never been on TikTok a day in my life, so I have no clue. Yeah, no, it's just that it's all over the news. All these TikTokers, man, are either offing themselves or dying in car accidents or drug overdoses or whatever. It's insane, these big names. Well, let's give somebody that doesn't know anything about fucking cars a $250 ,000 car. It's like, go for it, you know? Yeah. Well, I've never driven a car in my life, but here's the new Ferrari. Let me test drive it for you.
Speaker: live on tiktok and i don't watch the news so i don't know anything that's our death list let's check it out
Speaker: Dude, you know, because he's like 100, but then I was looking at I was I was, you know, I'm always watching the guy as a motherfucker boy. He'll outlive them all. He's got the motherfuckers like he might be 100 years old, but cats running around like he's 30, man. I'm like, damn. Bruce Willis, I think that one's going to be your first one. Yeah, I think he has. Yeah, I think that's not it. Yeah.
Speaker: He does not look good. He's spiraling. Shannon Doherty, the news came out the other day. You son of a bitch, Michael J. Fox. You son of a bitch. She's an asshole. She's starting to sell off all of her stuff. Well, she's sick, right? She has the cancer, right? She's got cancer. She's been battling cancer for a long time, but now it's in her bones. Yeah. I'm surprised not one person has
Speaker: She was, I'm married with children and she's got MS right now. She was the daughter. Applegate. Yeah. Applegate. Yeah. But Michael J. Conner's had MS for years. No, he had Parkinson's. He has Parkinson's. Oh, okay. Sorry. I confused the two. Conner's list was, he's a little special. It was real last minute too.
Speaker: It looks like shit, but he can still he's still pushing Surprisingly, he's got some fucking random was on her Michael J Fox Reba Oh, he only put Reba McIntyre on there to piss me off As he should I would have done the same thing You mean Reba Macintar? Okay, that's what the fuck up
Speaker: That's right. We got we got we got Jerry Sandusky. Angelina Jolie. That's fucking fantastic. The one person he gets right. We got we got Willem. The anals.
Speaker: I think when I think when I think when Biden finally kicks the bucket, there's going to be so many people are like fucking finally. Yeah, I know all these all these celebrities dying, all these people dying. And we all got some we're not even close. We're not even in the radar. We're not even in the fucking realm yet. And we're already in, you know, it's only April. I mean, we have to the end of December, but still that I think a Battlestar galactic.
Speaker: I think the Chinese are often these these tick tock these big tick doctors man Allegedly allegedly. Oh, no, I'm calling it out. I'm calling it. I'm calling it now In today's top news a guy by the name of Glick has predicted that tick -tock Check you Glick
Speaker: Something tells me the pitcher though uses him. He'll be, he'll be wearing the fucking belts around his, both his shoulders. He'll be, he'll be doing the live interview. It's got both belts on drinking, like a drink. Each belt weighs eight pounds. It'll be fucking it'll just be the thing. He'll be going like, Hey, you want to hold my belt, make yourself look better. Well, you know, we, we, we, we're, we're getting ready to take a break. And you know, that's like,
Speaker: I'm not a big tick -tocker. I don't know. Yeah, trust me. Yeah, neither am I like some other people. I'm just a small fish in a puddle. Yes. I'm not even hanging fruit in the fucking yogurt that you're not even a drop. It's it's literally just videos that are like three minutes long at the longest. But no, I do want to take a break, but however, you know,
Speaker: You know, the list was perfect. I'm calling the Chinese killing big tick tockers. I'm pretty goddamn amazing. So that'll lead us into the song that I'm going to play tonight. I'm going to take it's hard to be humble. I want to take this on YouTube because I wanted to play it Saturday night because I was feeling extra feisty and extra spicy on Saturday night, but we never got around to it Saturday night. So I'm going to play it tonight. Um,
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Speaker: Yeah! Love it. I'm actually really proud of that video. That was probably your best work right there buddy. I appreciate that.
Speaker: I mean, you got a lot of coaching and help, but that's probably your best work. You took time. Best music work, but his meme work is above anyone else's. Quality over quantity. Anyways, we're going to take a real quick break. Uh, I love this song and judge me if you will, but I love this fucking song. And well, I mean.
Speaker: It's kind of me in a nutshell, at the end of the day. I'm a little arrogant, I'm a little cocky. It is Drake, Kanye, what's that? I said, when do we start judging before or after the song? A little bit of both. Just being a constant state of judging.
Speaker: I want the same retaliation back though. It is Drake featuring Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and Eminem. And as Lil Wayne said, you didn't have to go that fucking hard, bro. But it is their song forever. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy.
Speaker: You may not mean nothing to y 'all But understand nothing was done for me So I don't plan on stopping at all I want this shit forever mine, ever mine, ever mine I'll shut this shit down in a mall
Speaker: Never ever mind, never mind, never mind Last name ever, first name greatest Like a spring ankle boy ain't nothin' to play with Started off local, but thanks to all the haters I know G4 pilots on a first name basis In your city faded off the brown, Nino She ain't since she got more class, we know Swimming in the money coming by me, Nino
Speaker: I did it without one.
Speaker: It may not mean nothing to y 'all Understand nothing was done for me So I don't plan on stopping at all
Speaker: I used to have hood dreams Big fame, big chain I stuck my dick inside his life until that picture came And went all fall like the ball teams Just so I could make it rain on spring
Speaker: He don't even go to class, do you learn? Trade the Grammy plaques, just to have my granny back Remember she had that bad hip like a fanny pack? Chasing the start, I'ma turn you to a maniac All the way in Hollywood and I can't even act They pull their cameras out and god damn he snap I used to watch this thing forever, y 'all can have your facts
Speaker: It may not mean nothing to y 'all Understand nothing was done for me So I don't plan on stopping at all I want this shit for ever mine, ever mine, ever mine I shut this shit down in the mall Get Selena, girl she the one for me And I ain't even planning the call I want this shit for ever mine, ever mine, ever mine
Speaker: Wake up and smell the garden, fresher than the harvest Step up to the target, if I have one guess then I guess I'm just New August
Speaker: I'm like Nevada in the middle of the summer I'm resting in the
Speaker: Ain't I mean nothin' at all Understand nothin' was done for me So I don't plan on stoppin' at all I want this shit forever, mine, ever mine, ever mine Shut your shit down in the mall And sellin' air, girl, she the one for me And I ain't even playin' at all I want this shit forever, mine, ever mine, ever mine
Speaker: What's one? There they go Back in stadiums, the shady spits is flow Nuts they go, macadamia they go, probabilistic whoa He can make them look like plosos, he's wondering if he should
Speaker: They've been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose Back into the game and they know Rap'll never be the same as before Bashing in the brains of these hoes And establishing a name as he goes The passing and the planning's ignited You can't put it out once we light it This shit is exactly what the profit I'm talking about when we riot You dealing with the few true villains Who stand inside of the roots who's spilling And spit true feelings Until our two feelings come flying about
Speaker: It may not mean nothing to y 'all Understand nothing was done to me So I don't plan on stopping at all
Speaker: I mean that's what happens when you date our or marry your Kardashian am I right boys?
Speaker: Tell me you wouldn't. Tell me you wouldn't. I'm the one and only greatest rapper of all time. Yeah. I said it. Some of y 'all ain't going to like it, but it is what it is because maybe Courtney, but not Kim, but Eminem with forever. Welcome back to the new show. We need to bring it back. I'm working on it. We need to bring it back. Um, hopefully guys are enjoying the show so far. We're kind of all over the place tonight, but, uh, anywho,
Speaker: Connor, we have the spirit of Connor. Might have the spirit of his neighbor's dog. Embrace the almighty Connor. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Connor is banished. He's MIA, ladies and gentlemen. We need an all points bulletin. Where's the app? Somebody find him. I want Phil and Connor. That's what I'm going for, the theme tonight, Phil and Connor.
Speaker: Yeah. This is my third show in a row, isn't it? Let's go. Saturday. Oh, you weren't here Monday, but yeah, you were here Saturday, Tuesday. Yeah, dude. I was, I had a whole lot of driving. I went from Myrtle beast to Charlotte to Raleigh in one day. I was, I was done. We got Phil and Connor. Okay. Benji in the building. Jeremy. She's here. Wow.
Speaker: That might have been the gayest thing you've ever done. Fine. Hey, yo, I'm doing a podcast over here. Yay. Italian stereotypes. Yeah. Yeah. Stereotypes are funny Jarvis.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: it will always be jerryvee she hey oh it's the jerryvee she hey ma i'm doing a podcast yeah what's the matter with you shut up ma we gotta get Jarvis a tracksuit
Speaker: Once upon a time, there was a wrestler that went by the name of Kurt Henning and he liked to call himself Mr. Perfect. Well, Kurt Henning, you are no longer Mr. Perfect. I am Mr. Perfect. I'm also - He hasn't been Mr. Perfect for like, since like, what, 2004? Yeah, I don't know, whatever. I was just picking on a dead guy over here, but I'm Glick. I'm the host of this train wreck. Welcome back. If you're not already, go ahead and check out all the social medias. We are everywhere. You can listen to us on all your major podcasts and platforms, and you can catch all the shows live on the YouTube channel.
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Speaker: and sports news. Roman Gabriel was sports. Pretty much. You didn't have anything planned, did you? No, I did. I did. I did. I did. Shut up. Shut up.
Speaker: But anyway, Roman Gabriel, the first Filipino American quarterback in the NFL died this week. Um, he played for the Los Angeles Rams, played for the Philadelphia Eagles when the Philadelphia Eagles were God awful. And, uh, yeah. Was it because of him? No. Okay. He was old too though. I mean, it wasn't like 83, 83. Oh, he had a good solid run. Yeah. And then, uh, I don't know.
Speaker: US government or I don't even Larry Nassar's victims have reached in 138 .7 million dollar settlement over botched FBI probe into the doctor of the Olympics or former doctor of the Olympic Olympic gymnastics team. There was 139 complaints. So basically it averages out. Yes, Jeff. Thanks, Jeff.
Speaker: never would have known that's what he did. I still think that dad
Speaker: That one after him should have got been able to kick his ass. Just saying. Let's think about this with 100 something victims. How is this guy alive? Because I know good and well if something happened to my kid.
Speaker: You know what I mean? It's funny. Somebody gets a little extra diddly with one of my kids. My very good friend, Mr. Pupu, is going to get extra diddly with them. Right? And you know what that really thing about it is? There's not a jury out there. There's not a jury in the world that's going to convict you. It's like that dude, remember? 100%.
Speaker: Remember that guy way back in the day? I think it was his son who was molested. And he waited in the airport, and he pretended like he was on the phone. And when dude walked by, he just said, turn around holding 38 out of his pocket and said, boom, right in the face. Shot him dead. You know what you do to that guy? You give them, motherfucker, a clap. He got off. He got off. Yeah. Absolutely. What do you say? The first thing you say is, I'm not pleading anything. I plead not guilty. Put me in front of a jury.
Speaker: Yeah. I guarantee 99 % of the time you're getting off. Yeah. There was that cat, there was that cat up in Canada a few years back. I love this dude. This dude's amazing. This cat up in Canada, I think it was Canada a few years back. Um, he went on the, on the sex offenders list, found like all the sex offenders in his area.
Speaker: And I can't remember the number, but he went and bulging these fucking dudes with hammers, pipes, whatever he could find. And then he said in front of the judge, yeah, I killed him. Yeah. And then he got in the judge and he told the judge, he said, yeah, I did it. And if you set me free, I'm going to continue to do it. And he had a big, stupid grin on his face. And when the bailiffs were walking him out of the court, his older brother was standing there and, you know, he was cuffed, but his older brother gave him an old thumbs up and he looked over and smiled real big at his older brother.
Speaker: And it was just like, hey, man, you know what? At the end of the day, you're a goddamn superhero. He was labeled as a hero. Yeah, he was labeled a hero. I remember this. There was a dad in Texas a few years ago that caught a dude online talking to his 12 -year -old daughter. And then the cat showed up at his house. And the dad almost beat him to death. And they didn't even arrest that man. They didn't even arrest that man.
Speaker: Well why should he be arrested? I mean he was protecting his child. The cops basically said when that guy said that he wanted to press charges, the cops basically said, you're in handcuffs in the back of the car for your own protection. We can't let you out and drive off. The worst thing is that life right now. It works. Let him finish the job. I'm just saying, are the only good pedo in my opinion is a dead pedo. Yeah, I said it. If you don't like the team.
Speaker: But that's the goddamn truth. If you're a pedo, if your kid did learn or touch it, the only good one is a dead one. Or a casting. I don't understand how this guy was able to make it out alive. With 130 -something victims, there wasn't one stand -up fucking parent. Well, look at - Yeah, there was.
Speaker: Look at look at. Put the fucking hands on somebody. I mean, it's only going to take one time for my kid to say something. And then it's over. Right. There's going to be no authorities. There was a coroner called.
Speaker: there was a guy in the courtroom during the trial that said, give me five minutes with him. The judge said, no, he's like, dude, give me a minute. And then she's like, no, I can't do that. And he's like, well, I'm going to have to do what I'm going to have to do. And he rushed him and all the cops tackled him. And that fucking Larry Nassar was like over in the corner going like this. It's like, no, why? Because if you're a cop, you just go like this. You go like, I'm seeing nothing. And you let that dad beat the whoever living out of this.
Speaker: I would have passed my fucking chips in a long time ago. He would have never made it to grow. Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. Dave Lightman, NBC. What is Mark showing up with a six pack of Zima and a pizza? Hi, I'm Chris Hanson.
Speaker: I like it. There was a dad a few years back that this dude raped and murdered his daughter and they were in the courtroom and when sentence came down and there's a big old dad, he was a big old boy. He jumped the barrier there at the courthouse and jumped this dude and started putting pens on him.
Speaker: they arrested him and later on he said, look, he's not going to get what he deserves. So I'm going to get myself put in the jail with him and I'm going to give him what he deserves. I'm like, Oh yeah, dude. Hey man, let's go props. Hey, you know, who's going to be there paying your bail to pops and call me. I may not have the money, but I'll find the fucking money. You know, that's what's going on in this world is now that you're having people in the world now who have the thought process of saying,
Speaker: Well, you can't call these people pedos anymore. You got to call them children or some. Minor, minor, minor attract. Thank you. It's like, no, you call them what they fucking are. And if they come.
Speaker: exactly what the stands for on all those alphabetic letter thing. Well, hold on a second before everybody goes off on a tangent because there is the LGBTQ which is the quote unquote normal side of the of the
Speaker: the LGBT community and then there's the weird **** inside that they want to **** a **** seven three, whatever. They wanted to add pedophiles to that as a sexual orientation and then and like the good side of the LBG key. They were like, are you **** out of your ****
Speaker: Way to put way to punish people that are trying to live their life just so that you can make these other fucking assholes feel welcome part of California Right above California too, but it's all this
Speaker: facts but no like that's the thing that's wrong with this country is we're now or i can't even say most of the people that don't have brains anymore is allowing these people to get away with that shit the problem the problem is everybody wants to feel special well yeah i would like to announce that i am uh
Speaker: the local uh central ohio uh pedo hunter uh i have no problems with uh can can we do a photo of glick with the almer fud it'll be very very quiet it's pedo yes yes do your job work your magic jeffrey
Speaker: You gotta have him fucking walking in the woods going shhh be very very quiet. It's Pito hunt season.
Speaker: No, you're welcome. You're welcome. I just I just it blows my mind that there's that there's people out there in the world that will actually stick up for these. It's men and women. I mean, it's not just men. It is men and women that it's not a sexual orientation. It's a brain defect. There's something wrong with you and there's no fixing it. You cannot you cannot fix that. That is documented and shown that there is no you can't reform that.
Speaker: it's yeah but but but click you gotta know there's gonna be a doctor out there's gonna be like yeah but if if that was your child i don't give a fuck whose child it is if some guy comes up to my child when i have kids and says hey you know i got some candy for you and i and then my kid comes running saying daddy this person tried to do that shit me and that motherfucker having a talk
Speaker: And again, hello, I'm Blake and I like to watch the world burn. So, you know, I'm going slow, painful, torturous. It's not going to be, it's not going to be, there's a thumb up, man. How do you do that? I want the thumbs up bubble. Right? Isn't that cool? I got a thumbs up. I'm not seeing it on my screen, but I know it was doing it because it was doing it for Jeff and I. Benji, what the hell are you doing? You're not blowing the right people. You know what it is, is there was an update on my phone and I think that's going on.
Speaker: Maybe. Yeah. No, you know, no questions asked if it, you know, I'm going to make sure I'm going to make sure it's true. I'm going to make sure it's legit. You know, the accusations confirmed after that. It's game on sunshine. It's like a scary world now. It is a very scary world. We're coming into you, sir. Or ma 'am, just won the grand prize and fuck around and find out.
Speaker: Welcome to pound town. Not the one you know. I love Jeff. Jeff, the mad scientist. You could tell he's not trying to smile at what he's creating. Do you have another story for us? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on one second. Well, Sean O 'Malley. Sean O 'Malley.
Speaker: charts, Conor McGregor's path back to UFC championship gold. I was going to say sports guy. Uh, we talked about it last night. Uh, Oh God, what'd I do wrong now? You were talking about, well, well, hey, Haney absolutely destroyed. What's his name in the ring and USC 303, the long awaited return of the one and only we're to focus everyone.
Speaker: Connor McGregor is making his long awaited return to the UFC. 303. Who's he fighting, sports guy? Dustin. I think he's fighting Dustin.
Speaker: Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier. Poirier.
Speaker: Yeah, no. He's gotten the shit beat out of him the last few times. His leg last time was pretty much hanging off his fucking body. Correct. I do remember that, but it's not so much that he doesn't win. At the end of the day, he brings in a massive amount of fucking money. Oh, Michael Chandler. Michael Chandler is who he's fighting. Sorry. That sounds like fucking Ross's brother or... Michael Chandler. There's nothing intimidating about that name.
Speaker: Sad thing is he probably does look like I will say this as a guy who stepped away from You have seen for the last few years and I don't know any of the fighters. I'm looking at the fight card for this It's it's uh, it's not even it's it's it's it's fight night. It's UFC UFC fight night UFC 303 You're you're you're you're you're
Speaker: Uh, your card is, uh, Jamal Hill, Khalil round tree. Uh, and the light heavyweight fight, uh, cub Swanson. I know that name. He's been around for a minute, uh, versus Andre. Uh, where's, where's Jojo at when you need him? Uh, Belay. Uh, and then we got the women's, we got a women's Bantamweight, uh, Myra Bueno Silva.
Speaker: Uh, and Macy Johnson and then, uh, in a straw weight women's matches, uh, Michelle Watterson and Jillian Robertson. Um, and then your co -main event is a middleweight fight between Joe Pfeiffer and Mark Andre. Uh,
Speaker: Sorry if I'm fucking up these names and then your main event is and I don't know any of these names other than Conor McGregor. So let me ask you a question because I really just don't know. Is there a women's heavyweight?
Speaker: No, it definitely should be. Again, that would be a great question. You know, our, our local, our, our local podcast world expert, when it comes to everything fight in the, in the fight world is Jojo. Uh, and, and, uh, you know, unfortunately.
Speaker: We're not on that side of the card anymore, where that circle associates with us too much. But JoJo's great. He knows everything about boxing and UFC and MMA. And he pronounces the names. I don't know how he does. I really don't know. But he's all in that world, man.
Speaker: I don't know, man. I like three out of three is I just, I've been out for a long time. Once, once they started buying up smaller, uh, organizations and stuff like that, and they added 475 weight classes and now there's 9 million fucking fighters. I can't keep track of them anymore. It gets overwhelming. I agree with you. So I just was like, man, I'm out. What, uh, what do we think about Zach Wilson going to the Denver Broncos?
Speaker: Well, they had to have another bad player over there for sure. Zach Wilson, 2024, 2025, quarterback offensive player of the year, comeback player of the year. Zach Wilson. How many of those fucking middle of life did you have before you started this show? Don't worry about that. I'm making predictions. You can call me Glick Stradamus. Yeah, that's not what we're going to call this.
Speaker: Never you mind Benji. That Glick is another nostril -fucking -domus. Best of luck to the guy, right? At the end of the day, best of luck. It's a tough market. I mean... Well, he was thrown to the wolves. He was. The defense is great, right? They had a really solid defense. I couldn't think of shit about their offense besides Zach and William. They better be a good defense. They're on the field most of the game anyway.
Speaker: Yeah. And, and, and unfortunately, unfortunately, Denver just got rid of Jerry Judy. So now they're just stuck with Cortland. They just have Portland Sutton. And I'm going to say this, we're talking about sports right now. Sorry guys. It is Jarvis's sports time. Uh, I think Jerry Judy was the better wide receiver in Denver out of him in court and Sutton. Um, actually going to be the backup for Aaron Rogers then they'll probably draft someone will probably draft.
Speaker: better draft good. You guys got a fucking New York. The last time they had a great quarterback was back in the sixties. Like it's like the Vikings. Sam Darnold. Uh, actually Glick, um, the actually, uh, actually looking at trading for Sanchez got him to the, uh, NFC championship game or AFC, right? Correct.
Speaker: Yeah, two years in a row.
Speaker: Yeah. So the Patriots in one. Yeah. Sanchez was not a bad QB. He just got a, that's the downside with New York football teams, man. The downside was Rex Ryan. Rex Ryan did not know he had great defenses. Don't get me wrong. And those jets teams had great defenses. It's just, he had to also have a great offense to compliment that defense. And they did for a little bit. And then the butt fumble just killed it.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, that's the thing, you know, Sanchez will always remember for the fumble, but he was actually not a bad quarterback. He was a good QB in New York. He led him to the playoffs.
Speaker: You know, that's the downfall for the giants and the jets, man, is their fucking offenses are a process. Yeah. And it's a tough market at the end of the year, hardcore market. Just like Daniel Jones with the giants, you know, I hate to say it, but he is look, if he gets traded away,
Speaker: He's he should be happy. Well, you know Look at Geno Smith. Geno was in the jazz at the Jets And then got punched out by a teammate Geno was was thrown out and casted away and my guy has been bawling out the last two seasons in Seattle. Yeah My guy's been absolutely bawling out and said better doing better than drew lock did yeah, so I mean, you know what happens if Daniel Jones ends up or
Speaker: Like let's say Minnesota for instance and Minnesota's got a good offensive line Don't discredit them, but you got some sick fucking weapons in your receiving court with well, you have Addison you have If he's hot if he's healthy so but no the Steelers right now are actually in contact with the Broncos about Cortland Sutton and
Speaker: They got to do something because they gave up their best fucking wide receiver to Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to fucking do another season of pickings to pick it's pickings to pick it. Yeah. Pick it sucks. And pickings is a terrible QB. That's why you went and got Russell and just pickings is a backup with the Eagles right now. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. He went from number two with the team with an older quarterback to a number being the number two.
Speaker: Yeah, but he was going to be a number two behind fucking Russell. He was going to be a number three behind Justin. Oh. Mason Rudolph would have been a number three and Pickett would have been number four. Damn. The Celtics and the Heat are playing right now and the Celtics are up by one in the third quarter three against the Heat. Is this game two? He got three. There he is. Hold on. Is it two?
Speaker: Yeah. I think it's game three. Okay. That's about to say it's got to be game two. Yeah. Cause game three for Cleveland is tomorrow night. I'll be watching that instead of the draft. I hate this fucking camera. Let's move on from sports. Please. You're killing me. No, I'll be right back. Hold on. I'm gonna put you on the spot. What's the dinner report, buddy?
Speaker: I'm going to try and stomach some salad. I've I've eaten my stomach, but I've been sick since like Saturday night. Yeah. And it's still not going away. If I can't kick it by tomorrow, I'm probably just going to go over the urgent care so they can give me some meds or something. I'm really going after that dog a while ago, just to let you know. Listen, if I get angry,
Speaker: All illnesses go out the window. Yeah, I was gonna say, man, you moved pretty quick for a cripple. Actually, so today's been a pretty good day. I've avoided moving boxes and stuff. I rested pretty well yesterday. My back's feeling all right. My legs still struggling, but I've been getting around a little more, a little bit better, so that's been good. You got a little less spent on your cocaine, is that what you're saying?
Speaker: Let me cut your leg off and we can give you a pig laying, man. That'd be great. Do you understand? I've genuinely begged doctors to cut my fucking leg off. Well, I got a circular saw. What's the problem? I'll give you some whiskey. I don't need you. Hell, I'll do it with a saw about myself. Yo, I got a circular saw. A saw's all. We'll get a bottle of whiskey. I'll put a belt around your leg. Dude, it would be too easy. Once we cut it off. It's just like, you know, it's an eight pound belt.
Speaker: Yeah. You will tend to be the champ and why I cut your leg. You'd be a good patient for doctor. You can be the champ. He may nick the artery, but hey, at least he was trying. That's all that matters. Well, you have to cut through the artery if you're cutting a fucking leg off. I said I'm going to have the iron already hot and ready. So I need to go.
Speaker: Yes. That's right. He's gonna heat the other eight belt right up and just fucking singe it. We're gonna use the blowtorch to heat the other belt up. And then we're just gonna... And the singe, and when it burns into your skin, it's gonna say the champ was here. I'll get a black -out tattoo over it. Jeff, you've never seen two dupe ad memes.
Speaker: There you go. The season. We're going to the branding was going to be a surprise, but Benji ruined it. But nonetheless, yes. Oh, shit. I apologize, fellas. It's OK. When you got to post this episode, just take the last 45 seconds out. Yeah, just just delete it all the time.
Speaker: But I was going because what do you bring into the table tonight? What you got for us, man? So I'm bringing a current event and something that's a little interesting for, I mean, you guys are all old as fuck, except Steven, who's kind of close to my age, uh, for iPhone users. I don't know anything about iPhones. Exactly. Yeah. No longer the number one phone in the world.
Speaker: So it's not so much news about the iPhone as much as it's something that I had no idea was a thing. Something that I've nobody has ever fucking told me about. Did you know that your your iPhone has crash detection? Yes, I did. I give you in your car. Like if you're in your car and you get into a car accident, it has crashed detection. What it will do commercials.
Speaker: Yeah, what it'll do is it will call 911 and it will contact your emergency contacts that you have in your phone. And it will let them know that they've detected a crash, essentially. Essentially, that's exactly what it is, except you have it with you all the time.
Speaker: Yes. So now it doesn't matter whose car you're in. If you get into an accident, you have an iPhone on you, it's going to contact your emergency contact list as well. I have, I have a question. What if I'm running and I just stop all of a sudden? I mean,
Speaker: So that's that's a question that I have. I haven't figured it out yet. This is what a reason I wanted to bring this up on the show. I think I think there's a lot of technology into it. Like, I was going to say, I'm sure the iPhone designers are way smarter than. Yeah. Like, like, I wonder if I get into a minor fender bender iPhone is going to be like, hey, your husband's dead. Bye. No, it's really cool. Our condolences. Would you like a new iPhone? Right. You know, this book is in your.
Speaker: But yeah, that's the whole reason I brought it up on the show is because I didn't know this was a fucking thing. Yeah, I didn't either. That's kind of interesting. Yeah, it's really cool. It's a really cool tech.
Speaker: uh i've got it here somewhere but there was a guy that drives like an asshole you know yeah it's made literally it's made for you and your fiat jeff yeah well who are they targeting right they're targeting younger kids right parents with younger kids who are driving yeah things like that or on uber rides yeah over parents and things like that right so that's awesome technology
Speaker: just to cut in real quick and answer Brian. We're cutting uh Connor's leg off because when he had his back surgery the first time that that foreign surgeon fucked up his shit in his leg so his leg doesn't work. He's got magic blood. I don't want to get sued for defamation. He's American but he is a fucking douche bag and I hope he burns in hell. You've had lots of surgeries. I have had lots of surgeries. I've had what? One, two, three, four, four now?
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I've been an iPhone guy my whole life. I had a Google. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Boy, no one likes you. I like you, Connor. So basically, for all of us who are old. I've tried, Brian. I've tried. As Connor likes to say.
Speaker: The iPhone can be his new life alert. You remember the commercials? I can't get up out of his wheelchair or Mickey, his Nikki, this is it down the stairs. And then when he hits the bottom, an iPhone is going to go, I've detected you were in an accident. Do you need emergency help?
Speaker: She won't hear that because she'll be laughing the entire time
Speaker: Well, that's exactly what I mean. You messaged me the other day and you asked me if it was weird that your wife was installing security cameras inside the house and not outside. And I said, no, everything's going to be fine. Now you know why she's installing.
Speaker: It's for her YouTube channel. That's what it is. And when you do fall, I want that clip because I will get you falling down the stairs, getting stuck on the toilet or whatever. It'll be the new outro of you going looking at warriors in the pantry fucking diet.
Speaker: One request do it on the show I'll tell you because I have no shame at this point. I fell down three stairs the other day
Speaker: I've already talked to Nikki. She's not too bad. She's going to post it on her new YouTube channel. And then the second thing she does is send it to me. That way we have her for the show. I'm already, I've already worked out all the details. I've worked out all the kinks. We're good. Yeah. You're such a charge. Operation stuck point. I'm going to run into my room. I'll be back. Nope. I'm following. I'm getting stuck point. What a stuck point. God damn it.
Speaker: Shout out Dr. Hines Yeah, no, I fell down three stairs Not yesterday but the day before it was fucking it was great I wasn't holding on to the railing and my right leg gave out and I just Yeah, it was great fucking awesome, but Siri did not did not check me for an accident. I
Speaker: it's probably not a feature. It's probably not a feature or is it something you have to turn on? Yeah, it is something that you have to turn on. I actually I've got the article right here but uh once it's on and essentially it senses when you when you're in the car and obviously traveling at a faster rate than like I don't know 10 miles an hour and you get you like abruptly stop or you flip several times. The only question that I have is what if I
Speaker: out the car well right god forbid he's out for a jog and he trips and falls and his iPhone's in his pocket well i think i think it also comes down to first of all do you see kind of jogging anytime soon but b yeah but well a i don't jog let's be honest the only time you ever see him do anything other than walk is when he sees el Chapo around the corner he's buying his three liter of cola all right exactly um but
Speaker: I think like it has to have a certain amount of speed to it before it. That's what I would figure. GPS. Well, it's like, you know, a lot of newer cars like my car, you know, I have, I have the Bluetooth in it. And once you put it in drive and start driving, it's a safety feature. So you're not distracted.
Speaker: you know, my phone automatically connects as soon as I turn my car on, but say like we're driving down the road and Nikki's trying to connect her phone, it won't connect because it's, it's a quote unquote safety feature. It realizes that the car's in drive and that you're moving and it won't allow you to switch from one phone to another because it'll come up with a warning with a little thing on that, you know, cause cause that's not distracting the giant fucking television that's on your dashboard nowadays.
Speaker: that I can hook my phone, by the way, I can hook my phone up by a USB or via USB, however you want to pronounce it. Um, and I can watch YouTube videos. I can put my map, put my Google maps on there. I can, I can put websites on everybody. All this shit on this giant television in my dash video, but
Speaker: but if I go to the
Speaker: Uh, it is unsafe to take your eyes off the road. I'm not here to tell you what to do, but you could die if you use this. We're also in a day and age where cars come with a rear seat alarm because people keep leaving their kids in the back seat going.
Speaker: Oh, I forgot about there. Cause like, so in the mornings, like when I take the kids to school and I meet their mom to drop cash off cash in the back seat and he jumps out. If I don't shut my car off and we're sitting there waiting or whatever. Um, or if I don't put it in, I think if I don't put it in gear, cause sometimes I'll just put it in reverse and then put it in drive and they jump out and jump in their mom's car. When I get to work and I turn my car off.
Speaker: as a reminder, it's an alarm to check your rear seat because they were back there. And you're sitting there going, why is somebody going to get me? Shit, where's Nicki at? I know the kids got out. So reimagination of the urban legend. Did Nicki get out of the truck? God damn it.
Speaker: check those locks. Oh, no. Please don't greet me. Oh, man. That would be. Oh, no. Oh, no. The chair is automatically reclining. I hope no one uses my mouth as I'm yawning.
Speaker: That was a that was an interesting interesting little tidbit Because because technology just seems to be getting more and more intuitive or stupid
Speaker: And like his iPhone would be like, your husband has now died. No, but my wife, my wife would be doing fucking cartwheels. I get it with the technology that, you know, I mean.
Speaker: I've never left my kid in the car, but there are, we, we've all seen those cases where people have, but I'm sorry. How does, how quiet is your fucking kid? Good bins. You're good. How fucking quiet is your kid that you don't hear them in the back the entire way?
Speaker: Especially if they're if they're siblings back there too because they're fighting over something No, if you see my my two sons in my car Locked in there leave them. Yeah, I did it on fucking purpose Let nature take over
Speaker: They've earned their punishment. Yeah, but do you hear about this woman that locked herself? She was a police? Oh, is that where we're drawing the line, Chris? Is that the line line? Brian, no one has ever considered you a responsible adult, let alone an adult. I'm down short. That's the line? No, but it's like,
Speaker: You know, I get it, the safety feature of that, but it's like, what if you buy it and you don't have kids?
Speaker: Sucks to be you then. And no, like if Stephen buys this and why leave something in the backseat? Cars like by the way. Yeah, I'm out. By the way, you forgot your groceries, you dumb. There's milk in the backseat. It's not a soil. And all you have to do to trigger this is to open the back. Okay. Well, there's a lot of times like Nicki and I will go to the grocery store or when we go out to dinner and we got right.
Speaker: with the left over a box, put it in the back seat. We pull up, turn the car off as soon as I turn the car off. Bing, bong, bong, bong, bong. Don't forget you bought ice cream. I'm going to forget that fucking pencil. I love that. Jesus Christ. Give me a break. I love it. My wife forgets to shut the fucking door. Hey, bitch, you forgot to shut me. The new Toyota that we bought for my wife as her work car has seat belt sensors in the back seat now.
Speaker: We've got all we've got yeah, we've got all on your seatbelt shut up. You fucking narc Heavy -ass fucking equipment that she takes away with her till all these fucking properties and I Drive her car every once in a while and she's got shit in the front seat and shit in the backseat and the car going fucking Ape shit I'm driving down the road throwing shit into the fucking trunk as fast as I can With her
Speaker: Go to Walmart and pick up some weights and just set them on the seat. It's going to be hiding in the back seat. No, it's going to be be like, there's no one in the back seat hiding or putting on a seat belt. Fucking narc. Let me explain why it's funny. That's it. I need my fucking admin privileges so that I can do that.
Speaker: We're getting there, Connor. We're getting there, buddy. We're getting there. I just had the password. My Equinox has that feature. If somebody sits in the passenger seat and doesn't put the seatbelt on.
Speaker: there's like **** flashing and everything else. The **** airbag on the **** It's **** true. So, there's been times where I've but I was going to the gym or for a matter of fact, if I go buy a case of beer and I throw it on the front seat, it triggers that
Speaker: That's what I said. It's the weight. And that's Chris's big. That's Chris's big problem with it. He was coming up with other excuses, but really, he's just mad that he can't put his beer in his front seat. Glitch. Glitch is going to be sitting in that fucking box. And it's going to be like, get the fuck off me. The fact that he doesn't buckle in his beer is kind of upsetting. I kind of fixed it getting in. I had a beer in the car. He's got to help me.
Speaker: like like others when their kids get into a car accident fucking clicks gonna be putting his beer in there he's gonna have like three
Speaker: Fucking Glick's gonna be putting like three cases of beer in his fucking car and the car's gonna be like you may have a fucking problem He finds the 30 rack and one of the beers is busted
Speaker: End of the Planet of the Apes, you animal!
Speaker: you bastards ruined it like someone fucking someone literally is going to fucking rear end fucking glick and one beer breaks and he's like you fucking pieces of shit
Speaker: What happened? The headline says, you shouldn't cry over spilt beer. Today's top news, Sasquatch goes rampage over someone you're ending them and ruining one beer. That's going to be our next Wednesday show for, that's going to be my current next Wednesday show. That's going to be in a Saturday show.
Speaker: And first and foremost, you know, I really, I don't appreciate you guys making me sound like an alcoholic. I don't drink beer in the car when I'm driving first and foremost, they're not called beers. We're not saying you're drinking them.
Speaker: the road colas, the road colas. All right. So I'm drinking the road colas, not beer. Fucking the police officer goes to. Colas when you're driving down the road. Fucking the police officer's like, sir, have you been drinking? He's got like a fucking cola cola all hollowed out and he puts the beer in there to be like, no, just drinking Coca Cola. That's it. That's a thing. That's a fucking thing. I bet it is. The koozies that look like Coke cans.
Speaker: Well, I was until you interrupted me. Do you know why I pulled you over? You were thirsty?
Speaker: No, it's just a coat. It's just a coca -cola, sir. Sir, there's an open 30 racks next to you. Instead of Nike, just do it. Glick. Just drink it. Just drink. I was drinking drive, ladies and gentlemen. These are jokes. These are jokes.
Speaker: You may drink or drive, it just may be in a Coca -Cola koozie. Somebody's going to come onto their broadcast, the pretend podcasters out there and go, oh my God, there's a guy, his name's Click, and he drinks and drives all the time. No, I don't. No, you idiots. Yeah, maybe if you knew how to call it. It's not called a drinking problem.
Speaker: That's what they look damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they look like the only problem I have is what I'm using them. Yeah. Is that is that fucking one? Is that a Heineken underneath the fucking Coca Cola? Yeah. OK. Yeah. That's a noticeable war. Here's a news flash for you. Heineken, Budweiser, Bush, all of them have non -alcoholic beers and swap the non -alcoholic for alcoholic.
Speaker: It's a sticker. Back in the day when you would peel those stickers off those labels off and you would do it perfect. It was a sign of sexual frustration. Back to those podcasters that are going to be talking shit about you. Yeah, there's this guy on this weird network. No one's heard about it. He drinks a lot and he calls himself the champ. That's my that's my go to when I get older. Do you know who I am?
Speaker: I'm the fucking champ. He pulls out the bill Can you step out of the car, please? Yeah, he's got the fucking thing It's all good officer you're just doing your job the cops that's drinking beer and calling himself the champ we may need some backup and DNR out here
Speaker: animal control. Do not resuscitate bullets. No, that's what Connors might put on him. Or his iPhone. He's getting that tattooed in his head. I hear a cop go D .T. and I'm like. Put a fucking machine on it and all there is is a huge tattoo at fucking the
Speaker: like the pasta, whatever the fuck you call it, exclamation point. We're like, damn, I just had two beers on my way home for work. We don't gotta get that serious. DNR, what the fuck, bro? So welcome to the Nonsense Called News Show. Yeah, other news.
Speaker: Do you have a drunken Sasquatch driving through your neighborhood coming up next on nonsensical news? Jeff got another meme opportunity for you, buddy. What you got next before we go to break it, buddy? I found this one and I decided to go with it because I thought Jeff would find it entertaining. Is it about a car? It's about a missing Marine.
Speaker: Spoiler alert, he's in the Crayola factory. And I'm sorry, they didn't teach the Marines how to use a compass. That's just how to point the gun.
Speaker: I'm here to fight some Iraqis. Wait, you're in a Crayola crayon factory. Son of a bitch. So there's a missing Marine. I mean, that's, that's actually kind of serious. Honestly, when I read it, I was like, this is, this is fun. This is another Fort Hood situation.
Speaker: like the fucking missing girl and big murder thing. And then I read into it. And actually what was what happened was the Marine got arrested like four days before he went missing. Surprise, surprise, surprise. He was afraid he was going to lose his ranks. He ran away. He was missing for a week and a half.
Speaker: the goddamn drunk tank the reason that I know for a fact that they found him like at his parents house was because it doesn't explain on here where they found him oh yeah he was at home yeah he was it he's a fucking home because we all know those fucking retards and they got him for AWOL yeah
Speaker: and being arrested. Yeah, and he got arrested for public intoxication. That'll do it. If there's something in the military that you can get arrested for and get away with not losing rank, that's the fucking one. That's the one. Every time. I know, because I've done it. Exactly.
Speaker: We've all been there. Usually my leadership's there going, no officer, he's fine. He's fine. We got him. We'll take him back. We'll take care of this. This stupid ass was so afraid of losing Ray. It's 100 and 50. What are you going to lose? Oh no, you have to start back over at one.
Speaker: the year
Speaker: He was missing for nine days and they started an entire NCIS investigation over. That'll do it. Because of all the Fort Hood shit. Yeah. Like, everything that happened, what was it, five years ago now? Yeah, I don't think so. I can't remember her fucking name, but like... I mean, let's be honest. Jarheads aren't that smart in the first place, but I mean, come on, dude. I mean, come on.
Speaker: It's it's drunken drunken being drunken public calm the fuck down anybody in the military That is you know, low -level, you know very very very rarely do you get an LT or or her captain out there getting arrested for that, but If you're five and below You've done it for it
Speaker: I'm not going to kick you out for it. You're going to bust you down and rank and then send you on your fucking life. Baseball cards, that's nothing. Exactly. I've my last my last major was like if you if you're a major and you have less than three article 15s, you're not a real major. Agreed. Because you haven't been in long enough and you haven't done it long enough. Yeah.
Speaker: one of the E7s that I worked with really closely, actually a really good friend of mine still, it had three article 15s got busted from six down to four, twice. Yeah, it's not that hard to get. And it's not that hard to come back, yeah, to come back from. If you have the time in service, like the time in rank, it's not that fucking hard. As Ron White once said, I didn't want to be drunk.
Speaker: in the pub. I wanted to be drunk in a bar. They threw me. Yeah, that's right. But anyway, that was my current event for Jeff. You know that Rod White story when I heard it the first time, I was like, yep, been there before. Take off my hat!
Speaker: That's exactly what it was for. Yeah, he was wearing a hat. I'm like, why? No, that's allowed. I'm like, there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. There's like 20 other people wearing hats. What's wrong with my hat? We don't allow hats in here. As a bouncer myself, I understand most of you guys, the lights are on and nobody's home. I understand that.
Speaker: I'm gonna need you to pump the fucking brakes and calm down, first and foremost. Next thing I know, elevated. And so we sat out on the sidewalk. And I took my hat off and went back in and proceeded to moose said bouncer in the face as I walked through the door and said, try it again.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but I guarantee you, that's, that's what, as Ron White said also, this, the guy that did this, he's the one of the guys that watches Roadhouse when he gets home and beats off. He's like, Patrick, please, he's in another guy. Lift with your knees. Now all of a sudden you're a badass. That's all it takes Jarvis. Lift with your knees. Yep. Lift with your back in a swift jerky motion. Make sure you add a twist.
Speaker: Let's take ourselves another break. Shall we? Oh my goodness. And we can come back and
Speaker: I've made Jeff wait long enough. I've edged him all night. I've edged him all night. What buddy? I'm good. The motherfucker has seven, 17 stories. I got six, but they're all from the same webpage. They're just really good. And they're all this week and last week. So they're, they're current.
Speaker: Is it like the news station from Dodgeball? No, well, I know I got a couple of Florida man stories and, and, you know, I got a couple of good one quality too. I haven't found, I've run Glick's pet. Only two, only two, only two. Anywho, we're going to take ourselves a real quick break before we go to break.
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Speaker: Shut up, Steven. It's my favorite one of theirs now. Actually, not necessarily Blacktop Mojo, but it is Matt James. Let's do Chainsmoking Whiskey. I like this. I like that. I like that song. OK. We'll be right back.
Speaker: I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my chest I didn't want to send, gave out the rich But then you still left Turns out you can hit a rock bottom
Speaker: Oh, come if you got on, so I got on, I'll go back to bed. Change smoke and whiskey, shot after shot. Here's to your memory, that's all that I got. And now it's like hell, I still smoke cigarettes.
Speaker: Shredding nicotine for a stiff drink One rise for another Didn't do a damn thing, it just changed, yeah
Speaker: Hell, I steal small cigarettes Now Jane's smoking whiskers as close as I, close as I can To lighten my gun This quitting's too hard So I just stay drunk Alone in this bar Jane's smoking whiskers
Speaker: As close as I can As close as I can
Speaker: He's smoking with a spoon. He's smoking with a spoon.
Speaker: That's our new. Oh, shit, Chuck. Yeah. Sing along at the end, Jeff and Jeravishi. I don't know it that well. I'm working on it. If I tried singing that, I'm sorry, but no one would listen to the show anymore. I can't sing either. Now, we used to close the show out to Wicked Woman. Jeff used to do the Quickie Mark scene. And then there was a scene in Wicked Woman video
Speaker: where one of the bandmates jumps out with a shotgun and shoots another bandmate in the chest. He's like, Oh shit, Chuck. And we all did the old shit Chuck part. That's the new, Oh shit. You got to sing chain, smoking whiskey at the end with the sing along. Nobody else in that group could sing. It's called a campfire sing along to harvest. And I understand you're probably not from the country and you're probably not very country.
Speaker: don't say you are because I'm going to tell you you're lying if you've never done a campfire sing -along and if you don't know what a campfire sing -along is don't you fucking worry about bad you sing you just fucking sing and shut your whole mouth so live in the goddamn lyrics and we play the songs harvest you sing along with it buddy all right from now on I will sing for you sir Jeff have you been
Speaker: I tell you what, I'm not really into that kind of music. I'm not really into music at all. That song is, it's a fun song.
Speaker: That's the thing that I appreciate. Benji doesn't like music, but when I started Glick's House of Music, I was introducing Benji to a lot of, and he was like, man, I don't listen to music, but I'm digging this. That's what I do. That's why I do it for. To introduce people to new artists and new songs. And now I'm super stoked because I'm finally getting into the interview game and I'm getting to interview these artists that
Speaker: a lot of people may or may not have heard of and and and that's super that like that's ultimately what I wanted to do so uh you know that I'm looking forward to that that's going to be fun but hey welcome back to the nonsensical news nonsensical news show
Speaker: TNNS, if you will. We got to make it official for a new show. We got to call ourselves by our initials. TNNS. The better one with NNS in it. What? You want to try that again? TNNS. Yeah.
Speaker: the new show t and no i'm saying we're the better one with the two ends in the news network because they're cnn and we're better than them but it doesn't make much yeah never heard of them yeah welcome back to the show hopefully you guys are having fun tonight hanging out with us we got uh
Speaker: The ghost of Connor is back. Yeah, we got Connor's chair. Connor's chair is in the building. The black flame color is Steven. Big props to Steven. He finally got a lamp in the room.
Speaker: Speaking of Steven, speaking of Steven, we got Jared Vichy in the building. Hey, yo, I'm doing a podcast over here. Shut the hell up and go make it to pasta. Hey, yo, it's Jared Vichy Italian Stereo. Come on, Jeff. I'm getting better. What's the matter with Jeff? Or as Michael Keaton. You're racist, Jarvis.
Speaker: cultural appropriation. I'm already fired. Alright, Michael Keaton says in Beetlejuice. Nice fucking model. The king of the gnomes is in the building. Joffrey, I mean, this way. The miniature king, instead of the boy king, we shall call him miniature king. King of the illegal people.
Speaker: Sorry, that's Peter Dinklage. I'm sorry. Peter Dinklage is king. He is a lot cooler than you. Fair. I shout out to you, Jester of the Little People. Why don't you just name them the Jester memes? The Jester of what? What are you talking about? Memes. You know the same podcast?
Speaker: He's short. I was going to say, it was your first fucking day. He's small. Jesus Christ. That's for like four months off. I get that he's small. But I mean, honestly, if we're going to give him credit. We don't give people credit for what they're good for here. Instead, we find the things that they fall short in. His shortcomings. His shortcomings, if you will. Harry for Men is on Monday. Welcome to Wednesday. Jeff has a lot of, Jeff is known for his shortcomings as his wife.
Speaker: Oh God. It's a race, baby. I won. It's a race. What the fuck? Shut the fuck up, Mark. First of all, you'd have to be on the show in order to fucking say something. You leave that man alone. He's on vacation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's on vacation watching this show. Yeah. I'm on vacation, guys. I got on the network. My life's hard. Jarvis.
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm not the one that just got on it and fucking taking a vacation now am I Good maybe I should have jumped in earlier Jarvis is so angry a mark for being on the network. It's like you're on the network too, bro. Yeah. No, I'm not no He didn't wine and dining No
Speaker: No, I'm pissed off that fucking he makes 16 cents and doesn't even fucking, you know, help out. It doesn't even give us a share of that. Believe it or not, I host a show. I'm just click. Don't worry about me. It is what it is. Check out all of our social media. We are everywhere. Make sure you join us live. The best place to find us live is on the YouTube channel, the non -sensical network.
Speaker: all of our social media, all of our shows, all of our shows as a collective on all major podcasting platforms. And you can find them simply by going to bio .link slash the nonsensical network. And eventually we'll get all the links to the other guys up there as well. But for the time being, if you want to watch live or if you want to listen on the podcasting platforms, that's where you need to go.
Speaker: Oh, is that how that works? Mark, you get to choose when you start on the network. Except for, except for apparently, apparently they're not joining the network for another two fucking weeks. They didn't announce that they're on their, on their show. They didn't announce that they joined the network, but you know, that doesn't go into the network.
Speaker: Uh, when they, when they, when they, no, no, no, we're gonna, we're gonna wait a week. Yeah. We have nothing planned. I see how it is guys. Don't worry about it. I'll pick up your slack because I'll be there when Richie Ramones there and it'll be on the network. Yeah. We'll announce on our show. We'll be on the network, but yet don't worry guys. We're not on until the end. And tell me again, the lifeblood.
Speaker: The workhorse. No, give me a break. I do everything for you people. Yeah. What do I get in return?
Speaker: shit you people because i'm definitely not a part of that i didn't even get introduced to that you're you're you're safe and you literally mean you people literally introduced the guy who wasn't there and i'm really you and i've got nothing i'm only one bigger picture brian the only bigger picture is the inflated ego you have being part of the network now i'm only using mark and brian because mark did land this huge guest but however
Speaker: Both of them had the same thought and they wanted me to be a part of it. And that's a huge honor to me. I can't wait. I'll be the saving grace in that interview at the end of the day. Let's be honest. Here, here, here's the daily wanking of the fucking talk and shit, because evidently talking shit's the only one that's had guests on their show. Evidently buddy, buddy, I give you credit and I gave Jeff.
Speaker: I gave you credit on Monday, and I gave you credit on tonight's show. Have I been gone long enough to be considered a guest? You know what? We have our Princess Priscilla of the network. Shut up, Mark. Shut up, Glick. Have I been gone long enough to be considered a guest now? Evidently. You're a recurring guest, like, like, please. You're a part of our cast of characters, like, like,
Speaker: like Liggy and like like blazing and and and and and Connor and Connor. Yeah, my room's a lot cleaner though. I have a floor. Look at this. There's a floor. Oh, you are wearing the talking **** t shirt, aren't you? I wore one on Monday too. No, I think I wear it. He's been wearing it since Monday.
Speaker: you know, I don't even want to give you no **** because you know, maybe if someone released a shirt on of this network, uh you know, I'd wear that shirt too. The outfit that I have on right now is the same one that I'm going to wear until Friday night when I go live again. Yeah. Because I come in from work. It was **** clean gave me a **** great. It's close enough to Friday. You can pull that off. You're good. Yeah. I take I take my work clothes off and I put my
Speaker: In my opinion, you're more than one day out of comfy clothes. Oh, absolutely. The only thing I did when I was on vacation, the last time I was on vacation was changed my shirt just to go live. Outside of that, I wore the same outfit. Speaking of which, Mark, where's my fucking 16 cents for helping out your fucking podcast there, buddy? Just kidding, Mark. Love you.
Speaker: I actually have something I created for this but
Speaker: I'm just going to get rid of the breaking news. I understand. Well, technically, this is breaking news because every one of the stories I have tonight is for this week. If we can figure out how to do that same video and then the graphic. I'm working on it.
Speaker: the nonsense. That's how I'll do the intro. And then I'll play that on the intro on Wednesday night rather than the, than the long played out. You know what I mean? Yeah. I can, I can actually come up with something. We get like a minute long video and say, where we can create a graphic and it says like a minute and a half or something like that. We'll use that for the intro on the show.
Speaker: That's what I was thinking of doing. No, I'll play with it. Well, this isn't necessarily breaking news, but Chris can relate to this story. Chris, we've talked about, Chris, we've talked about your power washing skills.
Speaker: Well this this news article and it's just it's a just quick paragraph on this page it's called rectum it's called rectum killed him a 24 year old man and I yo gash in in Bangalore in Bangalore India died on March 25th a massive internal damage from his friend and
Speaker: No, his friend was using a car blow dryer and turned it on his buddy, basically. And I guess he was like, you know how you play with like a blow gun at work. I guess he turned it to him and put it in his shorts or something. And it filled him with air and killed him.
Speaker: No. Embolosome will kill you. Yeah. What's the car blow dryer? What is that?
Speaker: Yeah. When you, when you detail your car, before you put the wax on, you have to use a, it's basically like your vacuum set in reverse. So you blow out all the cracks so that all the water comes out. It's just a blower. Okay. You made it sound like way more dramatic than what it is. Okay. We have, we have a car wash here in the area.
Speaker: It's got a handheld car dryer, but it looks like a fucking shirt cannon This is me because I'm immature and I'm a child when I'm in the car wash I'm like
Speaker: I would judge you if you didn't do that. Yeah. Right. And then and then I like pop out of the end of the car wash. Yep. If somebody's sitting there, I'm like, hey, and I hit him with it and then I I'm a child. I'm a child. I can't gun to a Sasquatch. Yeah. I mean, it's like, I'm sure, buddy.
Speaker: So basically he shot this friend with it in his butthole. But this is confused. I think the dude here, once again, it's in India and these guys ride around and they were cleaning the guys motorcycles, but they ride around in like
Speaker: what you and I would do that are gym shorts or basketball shorts or something like that. And his buddy was, you know, clean the rims or something. And he shot this. This is not like this. So like like the air, like the dryer, the handheld dryers that we have incorporated as well. You know, it's not going to. It's not. This is more of like a compressed air thing. Yeah, it's like it's like off of a fucking air compressor. But he like shoved it up in shorts or something like, haha. But it feels great.
Speaker: Well, pretty much, and it killed the guy. Yeah. There's actually been something about this. Like, I think it was a lady that died off a really tall cliff. She hit the water a little bit, spread leg and shot right up her ass and it destroyed her inside. So.
Speaker: Well, they'll kill you. Like, well, they tell you what I mean, when he's playing ass games with you, you know what I mean? Well, yeah, but it's like, you know, they tell you in when you learn and how to use an air compressor, don't use the the the air gun and blow it in your face, because if there's a cut in your in your space, like a small cut, you'll get an embolism from it. Yeah, you can inject air into it. Correct. Right. And that's basically what happened, but it was up to his ass.
Speaker: that was my question but but it's like you know how we've all i guarantee chris has done this as well but it's like you get swamp ass out in the shop you take that air hose and you just seven to eight crack and so maybe you shouldn't do that no more i'm just saying but apparently i don't know how much of this story i'm believing is
Speaker: I get it. It doesn't really say. Like I said, it's literally just a paragraph. They were also in their 20s, so. I mean, I get Tom Fullery, right? Who the fuck? But you have to hold it there for an extended period of time. What the fuck? You have to hold it there for an extended period of time for it to fill up, right?
Speaker: Well, a small, a small air bubble gets to your lungs or gets to your heart. It'll kill you. Sure, sure. But I mean, you're going to be talking at least five or so seconds.
Speaker: Oh, it's India. It's hot as fuck. Swamp bass is a killer, boy. Don't worry, Connor, you'll get the leaf blower. That dude that had the air hose must have been hot as fuck too. That's why he was letting him do it. I like this, Addy. You don't have a human reaction, right?
Speaker: That's my thing. It just, I don't know, something there seems a little off. Yeah, it doesn't sound like it's not something that happens. I'm sure it's not happens every day, but I think in India, the hospital just pulled an eel out of a guy's ass within like the last 30, 40, 50 days.
Speaker: Yeah, I heard that quarter of the fucking world's population. Yeah. Once again, it's it's there's like what couple billion people in India? Yeah, not everybody's a winner. So, you know, but on my next story, I have I found Chris's spirit animal.
Speaker: Okay. Oh, good. And, and the title get ready to get turned into a leather. No, it's actually, it's two vultures found too drunk to fly in Connecticut. So apparently on April 19th, an animal rescue group in Connecticut said a pair of drunk vultures
Speaker: were treated with fluids and a big breakfast before being released because they were literally waddling on and falling over. How did they get drunk though? I don't see it. That's, that's, that's me. After we in the show, I waddle around, find food and eat. And then I fall asleep and I'm happy.
Speaker: Let's let's wonder what the breakfast was. That's the real story. It would be obviously some sort of food. Just. Yeah, I mean, that's general, right? Any. You know, vultures eat, right, Jeff? Yeah, they eat meat. They eat anything. That's why they don't have hair on their head. They're their scavengers. They eat anything. There's no feathers. There's no nothing. Yeah. So they actually gave them
Speaker: They gave them a fruit cocktail. I will, however, say that some nights I do feel like a vulture in my kitchen. Oh, no, no. Oh, here's how they got drunk. Apparently somebody put fruit cocktail in a dumpster and it fermentation.
Speaker: Oh and they ate it They were out on the work release program boys, I bet the funny part would try it would be seeing them fuckers get out of that dumpster Yeah, man So and then Here's a Florida story guys this damn Florida and and you know Connor I thought of you
Speaker: when I thought this, because you're in the process of moving. So Burglar calls 911 to help moving stuff from his Florida home. Sounds like Brian's last party, am I right, boys? So he calls 911. The male suspect girlfriend also wanted to ride to the airport to spend the weekend in New York, says Polk County Sheriff. So these assholes were robbing a fucking house.
Speaker: And they're like, no, we got too much shit. Call the cops. They'll come and get it. And then she was like, can you guys get me a ride to the airport? We got to make a stop first. Florida boys. That's Florida for you.
Speaker: It's just Polk County. Where's Polk County? North Florida or Ohio or South Ohio.
Speaker: Grady Judd is the man down at Bull County. They asked this man one time because they shot a suspect 66 times. They asked this man, and I shit you not, this was his fucking quote. Why did you guys shoot the suspect 66 times? He said, because we didn't have 67 bullets.
Speaker: I like it. Mark and Brian are down in Florida. They've got to know who. I love Sheriff Grady Judd. Grady Judd is. Is that the black guy? The black sheriff? He's an older white guy. Yeah. The man. I know. And then Naco, Sheriff Naco in Pasco County. That's a tall drink of water right there, boys. That's a sexy goddamn human being. I'm just saying. Word for it. Sheriff Naco could search me and arrest me any day of the week.
Speaker: I will not make a complaint if you molest me, Nako.
Speaker: Now you're not looking for revenge. You're not looking for revenge on your ex white. Anyways, ask OK, right?
Speaker: But if you ever looking for revenge on your ex wife, ex girlfriend or ex ex liver, I'm divorced and you've watched three of my relationships. Okay. I apologize. Then I'm just saying don't do this because apparently this guy got arrested. Uh, he was in Florida again.
Speaker: So Florida man arrested after breaking into ex -girlfriend's home, changing the locks and setting up cameras. Police say officers found Brandon Dawson, 32, wrapped in a blanket on the couch inside his girlfriend's home. I'm waiting for that bitch to come home. Ex -girlfriend, ex -friend, anybody in particular?
Speaker: piece of advice on breaking the house. Don't change the locks and don't set up cameras and then don't hide under a blanket. He didn't hide. He didn't hide. He was wrapped in a blanket like he was sitting there like it's cold today. What's the point? What are you changing the lock for and setting up a camera? You're trying to get in the door. I guess that's my thing. What are you doing? If you're just going to wrap it like you're going to do all that work is because
Speaker: And she's like, thanks. You're going to do all that fucking work. And then just sit there and wait. But she can't get in the actual house. She doesn't have the keys. Yeah. So he'd be on the inside mocking her. But why is the camera set up? Because she can't get it. I'm lost. Well, it didn't say where his camera is set up. So he could have set up a camera at the door reaction of trying to get in the door. This motherfucker done.
Speaker: Well, it is Florida. Uh, and my last one, uh, where's, where's Lake Worth beach? Florida. Now, Florida, we can, we can arrange that.
Speaker: We can do that on Saturday nights. It's mostly gonna be Florida. Is this Southern Ohio or is this Florida? It's actually Florida. That's what the game should be. Ohio or Florida? Ohio or Florida? That's the game it should be. So, Lake Worth Beach Man, which is Florida,
Speaker: accused of beating a guana to death, denies stand your ground defense. That's old news because he said the iguana bit him. I did this story. Did you? Oh, okay. This one is June 2nd. Yeah. Like 2022, 2023. 21. I just don't, I just don't understand. I did this story a long time ago. Yeah. The iguana bit him. Now granted, mind you, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker: Iguanas are invasive. They're vicious. They are. They're not vicious, but they're invasive species to Florida. And iguana, if you've never eaten iguana, I recommend you try it. It's been eaten. It's been eaten. Delicious. We got ones here the size of your car here. Well, all iguanas are, iguanas can measure from nose to tail anywhere from six to eight feet long. Yeah, but his has got cocaine and I'm trying to ship him over the border. We're standing over in Florida.
Speaker: But down in Florida, iguanas are considered invasive species, much like the python. They have python season when people go out and kill pythons. I don't know. I think they might do iguana season. I'm not 100 % sure. I could be wrong. Florida people correct me. However, this guy said, and this blows my mind, it's an invasive species. They don't want them there. They're all over the goddamn place. Who gives a fuck if this cat beat an iguana to death?
Speaker: you know, but but the dude's defense was they wanna bit me. I don't blame him. Well, I have one more. I think he said I think he I think he said something like I was hanging out in my backyard having a beer smoking some meth water came up and bit me and I beat him to death.
Speaker: How does this even make the news? Why can't you just kill it and move on with your life? You do realize that they have signs down in Florida along the coast that say please do not molest the manatees. What? Like don't fuck the manatees. Don't let no don't molest the manatees.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but it means don't touch the manatees However, it says molest instead of don't touch and it makes you wonder how many guys have fucked manatees that we now have signs along the roadside that says don't molest the manatees What though I have I have one more and and guys well, it's obviously So this one This man was arrested while playing mini golf
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I can't, you can't hide where this is from because it's obvious in the title Florida man steals Gator from mini golf course beats it telling police he was teaching it a lesson. I'm on Florida man side.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: I hope he grabbed it by its fucking head and rubbed his nose in it and was beating the shit out of him with the newspaper. So isn't that exactly what the guy that killed the guana was doing? He was teaching him a lesson. Again, again, I'm on Florida man's side in the iguana situation. I might beat him to death too.
Speaker: Hey Jeff look I got an iguana starts beating Jeff to death with the iguana, you know, that might be a possibility Oh So Daytona Beach police
Speaker: says hodge was was carrying the gator while he walked along state highway state road a eight one eight a one a please say he was c tried to throw the gator under the roof of a business slamming it on the ground by its tail
Speaker: He asked why he was tossing the gator near me. He told the police I was teaching a lesson. I wish I would say why one lesson he was trying to teach him. He doesn't play. How pissed off do you have to be to grab a gator and be like, you know what? I've had enough. He stole his fucking golf ball, I guess. Oh, is that what he said? Stole his golf ball. He was playing mini golf.
Speaker: So, you know, I almost had a hole in one. It would have been a hole in one, but one for that goddamn gator distracting everyone. It was Brian fucking playing mini golf with Mark. I blame Mark and Brian. Brian needed the one fucking hole in the park store and he was playing mini golf. Sure.
Speaker: I wonder what was riding on that game of mini golf to be able to be so pissed off. You have to grab a Gator up. Well, okay. Here's the thing though. It obviously wasn't a big Gator because this guy was tossing it. I mean, have you ever seen a full grown Gator? It's not something you're not going to toss a full grown Gator, but it's all the funny though challenge accepted on what tossing a full grown Gator.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Literally, but it's it's stop. But no It's regular size golf for mark. That's the only time Mark and golf are the same size as when it's mini golf Five seven, shut up short game
Speaker: I'm not that fucking sure what to be. You have to be six foot or taller to make fun of people that are short. I mean, I can make fun of my wife. She's like, I don't make the rules. It's just the rules. I'm just saying I don't make. OK, I'll tell you why. OK, for 11, I think I'm for real. I'm taller and she is. I call it a win in my book. All right. Calm down, Jeff.
Speaker: Jeff, the average height of a male is five eight. Actually, no, we had the fucking who we actually had a discussion about it is it's like five, seven, five, eight right around that area. And it says worldwide statistics. You want. Yeah. Here we go. Naturalized statistics. Oh, boy. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me say that right. Twat. Yeah, you get twat. Backcheck the campaign.
Speaker: I'll let the scientists that actually do the research on that to see what the average male height is, I'll let them have it.
Speaker: Well, because we actually did it by region as well. Like we were because we went we deep dived into it. We were all over it. That was penis size. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was penis size. We're going to deep dive into something like that. I'm being curious. I've just seen if I measured up. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Hey, I mean, average is average, bro. Correct. You say if you're going to, if she, if she's like, well, I'm disappointed, but like, yeah, but the average is you're going to get this every single time. If she says she's disappointed, you come back with, well, did you do any of the work? Or, or, or, or, or like I say, she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt. So I gave it to her four times and punched her in the face. That's it. That's what you got to do.
Speaker: Maybe that crosses the line. You've got to give it to her at least seven times for it to count as 12 inches, dude. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jackass, your opinion doesn't matter because your camera's off, right? Right. Trying to entertain a child here, right? Child in the room, everybody. See you on the best behavior. Hi, Princess. Hi.
Speaker: Hi, the views on the show now will go up to like 100 because Connor has his child in his lap. Hi there, my sweet princess. Yeah, good job. Parenting 101. Little finger before two or you failed as a parent?
Speaker: No disrespect, but you are built like most men. Most men out there and I don't mean that incorrectly. I'm just Connor's child is going to be in the classroom. The teacher is going to be like, what's the first thing your father ever taught you to give the Jervisia middle finger?
Speaker: The teacher automatically gives the teacher automatically gives uh gives your daughter a fucking A. The teacher at the parent conference goes up to Connor's like I can no longer teach your child anything sir. I'm waiting for the joke.
Speaker: And Connor's daughter throws up the old stone cold. She walks into class. I drank a beer. I drank one beer. I drank two beers. I drank three beers. I drank four beers. I drink five beers. I drink six beers, seven beers, eight beers, nine beers.
Speaker: I don't have an hourglass figure. My drunk? Hell no. An hourglass figure. Nerd. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Jarvis, no one likes you. Really? You found that out now. Jeffrey?
Speaker: I know you don't like wrestling, but I think even you could appreciate stone gold, Steve Austin. He was, he was, he was, he was the average Joe who hated his boss, hated his job. And the only difference between him and us is he got the wolf, his boss's ass on a regular basis. I'm just saying, I got nothing.
Speaker: Really really what we're male on this panel has an hourglass figure I Might have double G cups, but the hourglass figure nobody I I what you call a vase figure What you call the polar bear figure I'm pretty flat I Am NOT Benji's built like a box
Speaker: Yeah, I'm super active, right? Because I'm in construction. So I'm pretty like flat. I'm super active because I'm also in construction. My exercise is rolling out of bed in the morning. Let's be honest, it takes a lot for you to roll out of bed in the morning. That was my whole fucking point.
Speaker: You massive douche canoe. How about you leave and leave your daughter here? Because I like her more than I like you. Oh, shit. Hi. Hi. Hi. She said no. She said no. She's going to be on a podcast. I'm going to be on a better podcast than this one. It's too loud. I'm going to be on the deluxe edition.
Speaker: Who names their podcast? It sounds like a McDonald's value meal. Can I get the number? What is that? That's a deluxe edition with extra cheese, please. Sorry. It's cheesy. Getting marked involved. What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell cares? They're fucking owner of the company's a mark. Who gives a fuck? Like, come on.
Speaker: You're bigger than. Oh, shit. Set me by percent of this panel. And I don't mean that a negative way. I'm just saying. She's taller. She's taller. She's. Like you remind me, you're six something six like six three or some shit like that. Six fourteen. Yes. Yeah. She's she's like I'm not calling her fat. I'm not telling her anything like that. I'm just saying she's just.
Speaker: bigger, bigger than Jeff Jarvis and probably Benji. Yeah. Let's be honest. It's not that hard to be bigger than me. My leg is bigger than Max. Exactly. I actually, when I went to the store to get my cigarettes today, there was a guy standing behind me. I've never seen you. I've never, I gotta be a hundred percent. Honestly, I've never seen you from like here up. I'm just, I'm just going off of how you described yourself. I'm like, like,
Speaker: like the like shoulders up. I've never seen this. I honestly have no idea. I'm just going off of what you described yourself. You could be like 95 pounds and six foot tall. I don't know. I'm just going off of how you've described yourself. I think you just have a Victoria's Secret model. She's fair. I'm 10.
Speaker: I just know with the conversations we've had about your knee brace. And I'm like, we're shopping in the same knee brace department. I want to hear that best. So when she falls over, she doesn't, uh, she doesn't hurt herself. I want to get her that best so bad. Right.
Speaker: That message would be so cool. But the sad part about it is because like he's just as immature as we are. If we had - She's going to try it out for no reason. If we had that best, what are we going to do? Push the other one over, whoever's wearing it. Exactly. And if she had to, she's going to like, you know, yeah, yeah, she's going to do the same dumb shit we do. But, however, if it keeps her from breaking her cock, sis, again,
Speaker: I have no idea. In the day she told us about that, the next day I found that I was scrolling through Instagram, I saw that video and I was like, I'm telling this to Leggy. The way you describe yourself. I feel like Leggy could walk into like the local pub in Scotland and no one would fuck with her. She's mean as hell.
Speaker: Even if she was four foot tall and built like a leprechaun, she's mean as hell. 5 '10", that's like, that's like fucking seven foot three in American. It's about, I don't think it's about, I think, you know, I think a lot of times people confuse intimidation with confidence.
Speaker: Well, yeah, it's just a swagger. You know, like all people call me an asshole. That's because you are an asshole and you do have an ego. I really, I really do not have an ego. You can ask Jeff. I really don't, but I got confidence.
Speaker: I do what I say. Let us send you a roll of industrial, industrial strength bubble wrappers. She's like, I'm just going to pop it all. I said, oh, an extra box so you can pop it. And then the other. I need one of those. That's the best. Like I said, I, I get, like I said, I imagine much like the five of us in this, in this panel right now, she's going to do the same thing we're going to do if we buy that vest. I got the vest on, push me. Like I'm going to jump down this flight of stairs.
Speaker: Yeah. My, my, I'm like, I wonder how far out like that you've said about yourself. I've never seen you from, I've only seen you from the shoulders up. I don't know what the shoulders down look like. Bear, watch out. Like she's going to come to Ohio and roundhouse kick you. I ain't scared. I ain't scared. Chill out. My daughter's here.
Speaker: that's the line that's the line do you think i'm stalking your instagram or something apparently wrong show we don't stalk here wrong host that's wrong wrong platform no i just i i keep up to i i keep up current stuff but yeah i'm not yeah
Speaker: I don't, I don't, I don't. Yeah. I, like I said, I keep up with current stuff and that's, and that's the extent. And anyways. Yeah. Just keep digging deeper. I was thinking of something else, but that's not the thing is though, I'm on her Instagram right now and it's mostly just pictures of her from the shoulders up.
Speaker: like there's it's not like she's walking around and oh so she's not like most instagram and tick tock yeah it's literally just pictures of her during jukebox jerry that's exactly what i thought bro that is exactly what i thought what's that
Speaker: Yeah, literally. Just another one of those titty hangers. Somebody that I've helped come up and everything like that is trying to come up and. Well, I'm glad you finished that sentence. And then.
Speaker: Cause you're, cause we were sitting here talking about leggings, she's got double G's and you're like titty hangers. I was like, dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: Oh, Jesus. Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's, it's, it's just another in, in, in, put your phone down there. Glicky D. Oh, sorry. I was talking to Mark. No, it's just another one of those cats that, you know, from tick tock to where he is now. Um, I've helped and supported and pushed and that also acts like he doesn't know who I am.
Speaker: Let me guess, it's one of those TikTok and their ego is like, hey, I'm big on TikTok. It's just, I don't know, it's weird. I'll tell you guys behind the scenes. It's a weird, I don't know.
Speaker: I get it. Mark and Brian and Jarvis, you guys talk about being burned. I'm reminded daily of being burned and kicked in the ass by people that I've done nothing but try to help and support. So it's like, well, that's why I stopped dude. Like there's people out there that would be like, Hey, could you follow my channel? And then you follow their channel. What's saying they're going to follow your channel and shout out your shit. Even, even the people that do follow, they're like, follow for follow.
Speaker: You follow them, they follow you, and then like two days later, they've removed you. And you don't do that. You don't you don't do that shit, so you don't know how to undo it. You know, I'm like right here, right? Yeah, we know. OK, OK. Cool. Y 'all keep going. Calm down, Benji. We're not talking about you. Not everything's about you, sweetheart. Benji doesn't even do social media, dude. Yeah.
Speaker: He's like, what's this Instagram? You speak up. Hi, my name's Benji. I live off the grid. I don't know what social media is, but he literally, literally you, you, you, you had a YouTube channel though. Yeah. It's not like he's on it. And I'm like, so today we're, nope, it's just, there's a picture of my dog.
Speaker: our video. Benji's Benji show. My dog. That's it. I just post my dogs. I literally live under net houses all the time. Yeah, that's it. What were you saying, Glick? I stand corrected. Oh, God. That's all I'm going to say is I stand corrected. Even a champ has to be corrected every once in a while, right? That's the signs of a great champ. You're wrong and you can admit. But like I said, in my defense,
Speaker: I never knew. And the way that is described is totally different. Well, there you go. Sure. I stand corrected. Be right back. I don't need an industrial shovel or anything like that. I'm just saying I didn't know. I never knew. I can't blame a guy for not knowing. No, you can't. Connor didn't know he was going to fucking grow a vagina when he joined the military. Holy moly. But
Speaker: He joined the military, grew a vagina, and then he re -enlisted into a different branch and grew an even bigger vagina. Wow. That's how you get them, huh? I was wondering how they were made. That's how you get them. When you're a dude. Yeah. And now it's like, don't worry. Now my leg. Dylan Mulvaney must have been like an E5 or something. He really went for it. Dylan Mulvaney was a five star general. There you go. Dylan Mulvaney was a nobody.
Speaker: and then became a bigger nobody. But let's not talk about that person because every time I hear about that person, it's just like, Oh my God. I would like to raise a beer to Dylan Mulvaney. And I would like to say thank you because a lot of people thought that Bud Light was a good light beer. And then they found out that it wasn't because you're a weird.
Speaker: It was supported by Dylan Mulvaney. And then they're just like, oh, wait, a better beer. And they discovered an actual good beer, Miller Lite, if you will. Anyone that has to drink light beer in general has something wrong with them. I'm sorry. Hey, Jarvis. You can go fuck yourself and fall. No, I drink whiskey. I drink whiskey. I drink 12 pounds.
Speaker: I'm gonna put this challenge out there to you, big boy. I invite you. Well, you're obviously invited to the wedding ceremony. You already know that. But before that, I invite you. I'm still waiting for the invite. I'll get that to you. Don't worry. I invite you and Alyssa to come spend the weekend with Nikki and I.
Speaker: And you'll never see me drink when I'm hanging out with you guys. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. My good friend, if you're going to judge me about my, my, my light beer drinking and you're going to say whiskey.
Speaker: I'll make an exception. I don't drink liquor anymore. And I'll make an exception for one night and one night. Yes, but I do realize. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When I do fucking say I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey every once in a while. I'm not drinking it. I've seen this dude polish off a bottle of Jack and then go into beer because he ran out of fucking Jack.
Speaker: on this show my fucking high school fucking graduation party we were all fucking hammered and we floated on this show Jeff watched me in the early beginning actually two and a half years ago i drank a bottle and a half and then went into a case of beer and Jeff was like you want to end the show i'm like i'm ready to go
Speaker: Was it the liquor before beer? Never fear, right? Yeah, liquor before beer, never, never fear, beer before liquor, never sicker. Yeah. Gentlemen, I have to go take care of some shit. Okay. One of those things is me, but the other thing, the other thing is who I just found out I had homework tonight and didn't. Sounds like mine cutting. I'm going to go wake up the child and beat ass, so. All right. Later, buddy. Love you, buddy.
Speaker: But no, I drink whatever you want to drink fire. Send send the text by the way. Sorry, it was a good run by. It wasn't my decision. It wasn't Glick's decision, but Jarvis says you're fired. Yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker: And Benji agreed. Benji signed off on it. Benji signs the text with, hey, I'm Benji. There's a reason why you're the shop gopher, buddy. I'm just saying. We'll blame off of ourselves. Yeah, I've got to bounce too, man. I've got to set my alarm for like 45 minutes earlier. I got told I have to go to the shop in the morning. All right. See you later, Benji. It is what it is. Got to be a team player for the company. I got to wait at work at 10.
Speaker: Yeah, I will. I will have already been at the job for almost two hours at that point. I actually know because you and I are basically on the same. Like your two hours ahead of time is just was I'm getting online so. Yeah, but you said you're going to get on at 10. Yeah, but 10 Eastern. OK, I got you got you got you got you. I've already been underneath the house at 8 o 'clock in the morning Eastern.
Speaker: That's a you problem, buddy. They turned it into a me problem. I didn't know I had to go to the shop. I was like, because that's why you saw the screen go blank early on when I was in here because the owner was texting me. So I'm like, Oh, make it out. And I'm like, Oh, because I already said it for 20 minutes earlier. Then he was like, Oh, well, you got to go to the shop. Well, the shop is like 28 minutes away from where I'm at.
Speaker: Damn, already had to set up 20 minutes because I need to stop at a store to get some material. Now I've got to go to the shop to get more materials. Like, okay, but a team player, right? That's what you got to do. I got to get up. I got to get up at six. I'll be at work at seven 30. Jeff Benches. Take your nap from the, from office space. What are you doing? Oh, I'm just taking a nap when you get there. I need you to come in on the weekend.
Speaker: I haven't gotten it. I haven't got second nap all week, Jeff. So fuck you. Hey, hey, Steven, I am the boss. I was going to say, yeah, he's the boss. I am the boss company. No, no. So, so Benji, if you permit me, Benji, Benji actually shut down his business and he actually joined a company that they put him in charge of the division. Yeah.
Speaker: So the owners and God, that's it. I wouldn't know that because Benji just fucking blacklisted me and said, I'm no longer talking to this guy. No, that's not. I had to I had a lot of stuff on me. I was whatever.
Speaker: He put you in Commutacado? No, no, no, no. No, because I didn't have your phone number. So I've always had just phone number. So I just kind of. And and I just got super busy. Well, I deleted Discord because it was a distraction, right?
Speaker: and so i was like okay i just need to kind of get rid of everything i mean even look at my twitch the guy's got three apps on his phone discord was before discord was the problem folks i understand i understand hey man fuck click he's an asshole that's not true at all i say that every day it's okay
Speaker: and say, Hey, tell Glick, you know, ABC or whatever. He did. Yes. I just don't do it because I forget. They never told me. I said, Hey, send Benji my phone number. I thought I honestly, I really thought for a minute. Like I was like, damn, did I do something wrong? Is Benji pissed off at me? And Jeff was like, I talked to him. There's days. There's days. I forget. I have Benji's number and then he'll text me. What you doing, dude? I'm like, Oh, shit. Holy shit. I got Benji's number. Now I really feel like I pissed Benji off because
Speaker: I'm like, did you come on the show? I brought him on the show. I was going to give him his own show and then he just dibs out and I'm like.
Speaker: I was seriously worried about it. I was like, Oh shit. I hope nothing happened to you. Like I was legitimately worried about you and Jeff didn't tell me anything that was going on. He was just Benji every day. And I'm like, well, apparently I fucking knows everything. He wouldn't have told you. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those things is like this. And I would ask him, I'm like, yo, is Benj mad at me? Like, did I do something to Benji? And he was like,
Speaker: It's just busy. I'm like. He's a busy dude. When was the last time you were actually home for more than a week, dude? I don't remember. Did you join the we hate Glick Club? Did you get your shirt? Not yet. Jeff hasn't sent it to me. I heard they're delicious. Oh, shit. Yeah. I mean, that club's rich enough now to buy shirts.
Speaker: Legitimately, though, I am super freaking busy. Like I said, I was in Monday. I was in Myrtle Beach, Charlotte and Raleigh.
Speaker: That's not a short drive because I've done that drive in one day. That's not a short, but you got to think when I left at five 55, I went to Charlotte and I'd done a job across space job and then left that job to go do a bid and then Statesville, North Carolina, and then left Statesville and went to Raleigh. Yes. It's, it's rough. I had to, I had to go, I went into work. We got to know that we were told we were going to Charlotte.
Speaker: And then from Charlotte, we were going to Myrtle Beach. When we got to Charlotte, we were told that we were going to Raleigh. Yep. And then we had to go to Myrtle Beach. And then we had to come back to Charleston all in one day. See, that's fucked up, man. Mind you. That's a long fucking day. Now, mind you, they were wide enough to give us the day off the next day.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, how long was seven 11 at that point? What's that? You just pulled two shifts of driving at that point. Oh yeah. Thankfully both of us were certified to drive and we took turns and I was like, Oh man. I was like, yo, when we were at Myrtle beach, I was like, man, y 'all got to get us a hotel for the night. And they're like, yeah, that's not happening. Charleston's only two hours. I'm like,
Speaker: I can only do 55 in this goddamn truck. At what point do you think Charleston is two hours from here? That's 12 hours of driving. That's tough. Cause I did just about nine.
Speaker: Including, but not including the bid nor the job I had to do, but that's it, man. It just, everything was like, Hey, I'm going to, I want to start this cigar thing. And then it was like, boom, this job thing took off and I was like, holy shit. Then I had to start deleting everything. I was like, I really got to focus in. Cause it's like, so it was my wife and I move into Charlotte. Then I got told, well, maybe we want you to move to Raleigh, but then 2025, I'm supposedly supposed to be moving to Atlanta.
Speaker: So it's, it's still all over there. But if I'm in hope, but I'm at the hotel, I'm not at home. I don't have shit going on. I was like, okay, I'll try. I was trying to start joining the show. So send him my number. Yeah. Please. I'm always around. I just, it's really hard. And I've seen you in the chat and stuff. I just, I, you know, just people get,
Speaker: people get a while here and I'm like, I know I didn't do shit to Benji and I was like, man, did I fucking piss Benji off and numb nuts over here isn't helping matters none because we had conversations that I'm like, Oh, is Benj mad at me? Like, what the fuck's going on? I've reached out to him. I'm trying to make sure he's okay. Cause I was legitimately worried about you because you kind of off, you know, and I was like legit worried about you. I totally disappeared. And, and, and, and, and Jeff's like, Oh, he's fine. I talked to him all. I'm like,
Speaker: Thank you, Jeff. Really? Did you even see like I stopped streaming on Twitch? Like everything weren't gaming or anything, but you know.
Speaker: The offer still stands. If you get settled down and settled in and things calm down for you, if you still want to do your cigar show, the offer still stands for you, bro. I mean, I've, I've actually picked up cigar smoking because I don't have nothing but time on my hands when I'm out of time, when I'm out of town at night. So it's like, I come, I come to the hotel and it's like, what the fuck do I do? I'm rich.
Speaker: No, it's not even about being rich. But he didn't tell me what they're paying him. And I was like, you know, you got a spot, buddy? You know, I do well, but there's sacrifices that have to be made in at least the short term, right? I never hold more than just a couple of days.
Speaker: then it's immediately right back out on the road. So it's not like I see my wife, my kids, my dogs. In the short time, it's kind of a pain in the ass, but once they get you locked down to a new move spot, you'll be able to be home every night. Yeah. Cause if I come to Raleigh, it'll be for one year, it'll be June, 2024 to June, 2025. But at the beginning of 2025, I have to.
Speaker: start going to Atlanta to kind of start integrating some stuff. I think one of the owners is going in like two or three weeks to kind of start putting some things in place. There's an employee. We need to see what his deal is because he's kind of doing what I do, but he's doing it on the side. I don't really like that because I need to be done in house. So I don't know. There's some things that
Speaker: I'm still all of the way out. Yeah. Cause you got to think, man, right now, if so, if you add Georgia in it, I'm in three, I'll potentially be in three States and that's, that's a lot. And you know, not seeing my wife, not seeing my kids, not seeing my dogs, not seeing my house. So it's just, that's a lot, but you know, you, you, you take opportunities that can pay out in the long run and you just suck it up buttercup in the short term. Sounds like my life, suck it up.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, but I mean, I do well for myself. I'm able to provide. I'm with a great company. We help out people. Pennsylvania woman. What? I said, local Pennsylvania woman kisses Sasquatch. She's Amish.
Speaker: Amish woman kisses us to it. She's used to it You guys have a great rest of your show much money you're available Sunday Benji I Will be tuned into the last show so I liked what you did. So I'll tune in to the next show What movie are you doing Steven? Yes?
Speaker: Roadhouse, there we go, thank you. Wait, wait, wait, which one should I do? Should I do the original one? Or should I do the original one? Do the original, I just rewatched it. OK, so I'll do the one that Mark Kate's got it. There you go. All right, later, guys. Original Roadhouse. All right, buddy. Yeah. Talk to you later. See you later, Benji.
Speaker: By the way, if, if you like the original Roadhouse, go over to Mark Bensett or talking SHTT and tell him that he is a communist for liking the new one. There's nothing wrong with the new one. It's just shouldn't be called Roadhouse. You're going to do the new Roadhouse on Sunday. Cause it's the greatest movie ever made. Well, I got to have Mark on the show, but he's not going to show up because you know, he's on vacation.
Speaker: Is Brian doing the show tomorrow night? Brian, are you doing the show tomorrow night? Oh, of course not. No, he's like me. Wait, you're not going to be there. Yeah, I'm out. Brian, we can do the show together. What do you want to do tomorrow night? You know what he wants to do. He wants to do Papa Glick. You don't get to do Papa Glick, because Papa Glick's going to do you, sunshine. Just remember, Brian, you hear them banjos run away. It's Sasquatch Glick.
Speaker: You see Brian and the fucking woods just running from someone he's like, huh, he's not behind me all son Bitch come here boy
Speaker: Be very very quiet I told you I'd slide in man You won't even feel thing it's small
Speaker: Yeah Mark will be like so how'd it feel small at first He's a gentle lover Brian's like I don't even know how to do a show
Speaker: I don't know how to work the studio. I don't know how to do it. I got it. How do I set up a studio? Why do you think Mark's the host? Oh, I have a question. And it's more of a technical question. On Zencast, do I have to put in hashtags? No. Keywords, yeah. If you go down to the advanced settings. OK. You can put in keywords. You can put in if it's explicit. Oh, I didn't do that. And if you want to put a season in a... But at the end of the day,
Speaker: Well, I actually put in the description of the episode that it was the inaugural episode. That reminds me. I got to get I don't remember our fucking password to anything. I'll get it to you. I'll figure it out. Because I got to get Jarvis access and I got to get Mark access to Zemcaster as well. It's all saved on my computer.
Speaker: so i'd have to actually look it up but i can figure it out yeah because i'm not i'm not posting your episodes i already did mine no i never said you had to i know i'm just saying i gotta get you guys i gotta get you guys access i just the one thing i need to learn on zencaster and even on youtube is the whole fucking keyword shit so that you know brings in more views i can show you
Speaker: I'm gonna give mark access to this like to give Jarvis access to this since he doesn't show I already got you already gave me access Well, I gave you admin. So I'm talking about for a Full rain that's kind of scary and I don't know if I what the fuck trans zombie child abduction gone wrong. I
Speaker: Wait, what? Not even touch that trans zombie abduction gone wrong. Not even going to touch it. No, I kind of want to touch it. Just the tip, though, I don't want to touch it. Jeff, I'll send it to you. I'll send it to you. What did you say? Did you see the pictures of the of the DeLorean? No.
Speaker: I seen like you were saying she knew she was. Oh, no, she she said she couldn't find him. She later on in the chat, we didn't actually show it, but she said she couldn't find him at the main moment. Touch the booty. That's the game that Brian and Glick play. Hey, first and foremost, don't worry about what Brian and I play. Hey, I know about those late night sessions. I know. I know why they're the favorites.
Speaker: I happen to be a fan of special needs, wish version, Stone Cold Steve Austin, right? When he's a guest on my show, I'll change that headline to that just for you. So Brian, if you're not going to do the show tomorrow night, are you going to be on the call? Do you mind? I got I have to actually jump off this Google page before I can do it. I'll be on the call to play some play some zombies.
Speaker: I want to get Mark. I want to get my Brian to play one in the chamber. Really, Brian, you won't play one in the chamber. Oh, my God. Listen, it's funny as hell in that every time she came up to me and Glick, she missed and it's just like she's like, why can't I reload? I'm like, it's one in the chamber, babe. She's just like, what does that mean? She said, I thought we were friends, Glick. She said, ha, I got you, Glick. And I couldn't be mad at her because she was fucking adorable.
Speaker: I felt so bad for her, because every time I eliminate someone, she's like, God damn you, babe, you eliminated me in the game again. I was going to be like, the only time I eliminate you. Sounds like a you problem. Oh, shit. Sorry. I already showed that comment. Sounds like you need to be better, Jarvis. I'm sorry. OK. I have so much admin power right now. I don't know what to do with it. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about eliminating
Speaker: Oh, I eliminate my wife just fine. Thank you very much. Jeff doesn't. Eliminate his wife because it's a race. Maryland baby. His wife's his wife goes like I got eliminated first. Jeff's like no, we're restarting this. No, that don't count. So on on Apple TV they got the dynasty.
Speaker: Oh, I don't know what that is. However. Oh, good. All right. We're about to finish fall out. Yes, you like it? Just I have just started episode two. And I hope you don't get right. I'm about to. See, don't you? There's a lot going on, man. I'm ready for season two already. Right. One or two more episodes left. And so.
Speaker: Walton Goggins bro is the man is a god dude When he does I love when they do the power suit out of the fucking out of the helicopter and the one guy's like Fucking clings to the damn power suit The t60s Well, I love go. I love Walton Goggins when he plays a cowboy role, man. I
Speaker: Right. He is underrated as a fuck. But that agree. One hundred percent. The scene where he's in the shootout. Hey, hey. All right. And that's you. It's like Jarvis is only on episode two. Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. We'll just we'll talk about on Saturday because it's next episode. Dude, I've been watching it on my lunch break at work.
Speaker: Um, you know, my fucking wife won't allow me to watch it. Cause she's on the sons of anarchy kick, which we're on season five now. Will she work and you stay at home all day? Yes. But we watch the show together. Fall out or both. Oh, you got to tell her, you know what? Tell her Opie dies. Jax drives into a fucking semi. I know what happens. We just got past Opie dying and we're gonna, we're gonna leave in 2024 and not 2009.
Speaker: You know what? I'm sorry. Sons of Aaron Key is a good show. It's good, right? Put your foot down. Be a man. Okay, you're the last one that can quote the fucking Boston be a man guy, okay? Be a man. When your broad is bothering you, cause an accident, be a man. First and foremost, I'll never quote anybody from Boston.
Speaker: Well, that's who you're literally quoting with the BMA. No, I'm quoting Glick. Let's be honest though, the whole be a man thing that's been around for decades. This is words of Glick.
Speaker: be like, maybe we can still watch Sons of Anarchy, but this is brand new. Let's check it out. Everybody's watching her right now. Well, like she's already. I don't want to feel left behind. And tell her like this is podcast homework. I got to watch the show so we can. Oh, I'll I'll have it done by I'll have I'll have season. I'll have the whole season done by Saturday. If you start it early enough, you'll have it done in a single day. Well, yeah. Hey, hey, Joe, she gave her a little. We are.
Speaker: and uh you watch fallout in a day i'm just saying yeah dude the i started watching it i started watching it uh no but i watched fallout i started watching it and i was like so alyssa like 20 minutes and now i want to see the episode i did neither i don't either i know i know nothing about fallout with the game but you don't need to when you watch the show
Speaker: She's like, so this is so this was a video game series. I'm like, yeah. And she's like, I kind of want to play this. I'm like, a lot of people would play Fallout if Walter Goggins was in. Well, I think a lot of people are starting to play Fallout now. They are. They are. Well, there's going to be a Fallout five now. Yeah, supposedly. I played a little bit of Fallout, so I kind of knew the concept. But
Speaker: You don't want to get back checked in case I'm wrong. You know, fuck Walton Goggins. Hey, I am. I am rushing so hard on Lucy, man. Yeah, she's good. I love. I got to. I'm going to break your heart a little bit. She's pretty. She is pretty. She's British. She's British. I don't care.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't know I had no, but like, no, no, not a deal breaker, but she does the American accent so well. I had no fucking clue. Just like Charlie Hunnam. Yeah, no, I don't I don't care. I just the character, not not the actress, the character. Oh, I don't know. Oh, the whole Okey Dokey thing.
Speaker: The whole Okey -Yoke thing? I'm like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. I'm Chris St. Lucie. I like her, man. She's a bit of a bad boy. Now, if Alyssa would ever cosplay as, you know, that character from Fallout? Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie. Mamie.
Speaker: Hey, my wife can put a lot of those cosplayers no, but okay. I have a question. Chris, Chris, and this is no spoilers here, but the black kid that, that, that in the armor, where do you know him from? I don't know. He does look super familiar. I like it. He's funny. He's funny. Yeah. The characters are good.
Speaker: It's like a pimple and it explodes. Yes. I was just about to ask, did you see the pimple bark? I fucking almost died, dude. I was like, wait a minute. I love. I love. OK, we're not going to we're not going to say what happened or anything like that, because Jarvis, you're not there yet. Right. I love how casually she was just like, well, so. Well, and it's explained. It's kind of explained in an episode one because you've seen episode one.
Speaker: She says i'm so happy to not be doing cousin stuff anymore, which means they've been fucking each other the entire time So to yeah when you're in a vault weller right the vault dwellers Sex is just something to release tension or not the actors or anything like that Just just the character lucy. I'm kind of crushing on her. I like her. I like her. She's the black kid though He cracks me up and and and the guy that he's with
Speaker: When the actor. Yeah, when the actor shows his face, you're like mother fucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Titus. Yes, yes. Bro, he took his fucking helmet off and I was like, holy shit. I didn't. I wish he would have been. I wish he would have been in a job, but she got to get on this, man. I wish I wish that I wish that wouldn't have been like a one and done. And I agree. I agree. Because I like the actor. He's kind of an asshole.
Speaker: in real life but but i like the actor not only am i crushing on lucy but i'm also crushing on uh old girl that was uh her best friend oh she oh oh yeah yeah you know you know the black chick and uh she said she said you are a wet princess she was like oh my water her her brother lucy's brother
Speaker: He's a phenomenal actor. He was in the show the middle He was in the middle he was he actually played the the the daughter's Boyfriend in the middle in one season. He was actually this wrestling kid, but he's actually really good
Speaker: Did you know that the one, the one at older actress, when they're trying to figure out when, uh, the main character Lucy, when she's like, I want to go to the new vault or whatever, you know, that's the fucking blind lady from fucking Deadpool. Yeah. Yeah. Leslie Uggams, I think is her name, uh, Moises, uh, a rare RS or whatever. He was in Hannah Montana.
Speaker: Yep. He was a Disney kid. He was he was the little sleazy kid at Jarvis. She watched Taylor Montana. Nope. I did. I watched it. Yeah. Well, I had well, Michelle lovely. So I've had daughters. He was in Nacho Libre. Yeah. One Pablo and Nacho Libre Libre. He was in the middle as well.
Speaker: He was also in that dude that there's a there's just a long movie on what the hell is it on? I don't know, but it's called Samaritan. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in the Samaritan. He was a little gangbanger. Have you seen that Tucson show that he's a part of where he's like a gangster or whatever? It's good. It's good. I have. I watched it. It's good. Tulsa King is actually really good. I was I was.
Speaker: We have three months of Apple TV now for some reason. It's on Paramount. It's a Paramount original. Which, if you haven't created a Paramount account yet, you can get it for a month free. Yeah, we already have Paramount. Through the purse.
Speaker: It's a Paramount original. Nicki and I just started watching. It was like, oh, let's check it out, dude. That show was fucking good from episode one to the final. And same with Tolsticking, right? Merrick King. Merrick Kingstown. Kingstown, yeah. I haven't watched it yet. With Hawkeye. With Hawkeye. It's good. It's really good. It's awesome. I can't wait for season two. Stallone is Stallone is. He's getting some range on him.
Speaker: you go to bed then. Good night. Yeah, go to bed. We'll see you on Saturday, Leggy. You know where I'll be tomorrow. Why are you shorting out your radio associate? Um, yeah. Hey, when she goes live, send me a link. Cause I, I can't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Sign into multiple accounts. I'm signed into three. I'm signing in like six It's not not just mine it's I have the arc house I have FC a's I have all this shit Yeah, still not funny Steve I try
Speaker: Yeah. So I, so I, so I gotta do, I gotta do a test. If you ask my wife, she'll tell you I fail as a husband too. I have to test out the setup because I do want to start doing, uh, in the mornings, Rise and Shine with Glick on, uh, Mondays, Wednesdays, Friday mornings on my way into work. But I gotta, I don't know if it'll work through my Bluetooth in my car or if I have to use my
Speaker: Bluetooth headphones so that people can hear me. Ah. Oh, we're going to watch follow by the way. Oh, I will. You know, I will. I do. Even when I'm out for Clinton. Yeah, I've been there.
Speaker: Yeah, he's watching like this. That day I was on the phone. He was like, is this shit coming out or no? He's on the fucking forklift. I said, Jeff, can you hear me? He's like, yeah, I can hear you. You're good, bro. I said, I'm on the foot, foot, foot, foot, foot. Because so, yeah, I mean, you've been on a forklift before, Jeff. You know, they got them hard rubber tires.
Speaker: So yeah, but part of like, you know, depending upon which way I go back into the garage, if I'm going and picking up dumpsters, I, when I come out of the garage, I come up and go across the sidewalk and I go and I gotta go across bricks.
Speaker: And I pick up the dumpsters and then I go down around the sidewalk. There is no suspension on a forklift. Yeah, there's none. And then it's all main road. So it's not that bad. But when I'm in that brick area, whether I'm going to pick up dumpsters or I'm or or I've. Dropped it off and heading out. Yeah, dropped it off and heading back to the garage. I hit that brick area and it's it. Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
Speaker: Oh man. Oh man. I learned the other day. I was talking to our forklift guy. Slow down. We had the option. We had the option to get a decked out fully in cab forklift radio, Bluetooth, eating ACE, AC, all that stuff for the same prices of the forklift. Actually a little bit cheaper than the forklift we have right now.
Speaker: And I'm like, the fuck is a good thing. I wasn't here when that offer was made because we would have had that forklift. If I was here when that offer was made at homeboy was like, really? You think? And I'm like, yeah, I promise you. Because what had happened was they ordered two forklifts for a company. And then they got the forklifts because, you know, they order them and they've got to be manufactured and made. Cause that's how this company does it. They order them per request. Right.
Speaker: And the company that they ordered them for, like went file bankruptcy or something, something happened. So they had these two fucking forklifts that they just couldn't get rid of because the actual price of them was like 10 times more than what ours was. So they just were giving them away. You go faffed out loud.
Speaker: I don't know what it go fault is, but the fall off. It's it. The golf off is kind of like a laugh out loud slash golf. Oh, but, um, but I'm like, yo, if I was on the board, I would have had both of them fucking 40 lives in here. So what are you going to do with two forklifts? I don't know, but I would have figured it out. Race each other shit out of figuring it out, but we would have had one of them motherfuckers because I am not looking forward to next winter. We got plexiglass on the roof and on the windshield. Yay.
Speaker: And he was like, they could have got one that was an enclosed cab with heating and air conditioning, radio, Bluetooth, all that jazz, all the bells to whistles for the same price as this fucking piece of shit. Oh, yeah. Well, it comes down to a board.
Speaker: who's never sat in a forklift, they're like, wait, does it work? Yeah. Okay. Oh, good. I'll go. I'll go, Connor. Get you some rest, man. Yeah. Got to take care of yourself first and foremost, man. In all honesty, take care of yourself. Get your, get your, get your physical health. Right. Man. At the end of the day, I want to, I want to do this show. We got this show, man. You're good, brother. For no reason, but I want us to consider.
Speaker: Oh, you'll have skid steers. Oh, I've driven them. They're fun to drive. It's just a bitch when you're plowing snow in them and you don't see the ice there, so it keeps going. My bobcat with the rubber tracks, man, I could do donuts in the front yard, not even scuff the yard. My dad one time, back when he had his own place, he had a skid steer and we were plowing snow, well, as in
Speaker: where the ditch is cleaning out the snow. Well, I didn't know there was ice. So every time I would take the bucket off the snow and all that, I just keep sliding back where I was. Why didn't you put a snow poblate on it? Right. I mean,
Speaker: though we, when I was plowing stone, man, we had a fucking box. And you could literally use the bucket to push it back. I mean, I know. And I mean, trust me, I understand. I was a heavy equipment operator for a year, for a couple, for a few years. But when I plowed snow, we had a box blade on it. So it was a, it was a snowball blade, but it was, it was the ends were, were kind of capped off. So it looked like a box. You just went down the parking lot.
Speaker: and push it to where you were going to push it to. And then you spun around and see, you know, try to spot around. You remember my parents driveway. My parents driveway is technically two driveways, but it's a little over a half a mile long. Well, when I bought my truck, I bought an 87 86 Ford ranger and it came with a blade on it. And my dad was like, you want to sell it? I was like, Nope. And he's like, okay, fine. You plow the driveway. You crank up the heater and that fucking thing.
Speaker: Pile the driveway. Fucking great. What was that blade about two and a half feet wide? No, it was, no, it's 86 Ford Ranger. It's about remember Tom Tinney's Lord Ranger. Yeah, dude. It was ever, it was actually bigger than that. No, mine was beefy. Uh, let's see. 86, 86. Jeff, you can Google whatever picture you want.
Speaker: and Ford ranger, but there the blades are bigger than the goddamn range. Eight foot blade is bigger than a ranger. Oh, you know, my, I had a six foot blade on it. I came with it. The blade is the same size as the ranger. I know, but it came with the truck. It was, you know, the, the truck I bought it, the guy I bought it off of owned a shop. He had a mechanic shop. And the only thing he used it for was plow the shop parking lot, which is only about 10 cars wide.
Speaker: And then, uh, but yeah, the, the only problem with that truck was when you got the blade on it, you had to have it before a wheel driver, you wouldn't move. It was a ranger or in Latin, it was a dangerous rangers. That truck had, it had a three 51 in it. So you don't have plenty of power.
Speaker: but so so it was all custom because oh it was 100 % custom once again it was owned by mechanic shop I know I know this much about a Ford Ranger a 351 does not fit it was all custom and it was all custom and it was all custom built and I also had a friend of mine uh I said down the road 10 minutes down the roadway
Speaker: Chevy s10 and a 350, right? Yeah 350 a bolt right in though 350 does not bolt right into an s10. It was pretty close No, because you put a 350 in an s10 all day long Yeah to cut it out and he had fucking mall chains holding that bitch into place And he did it wrong line up and it doesn't fit
Speaker: I know that much about cars. A 351 does not fit in a Ford Ranger and a 350 does not fit in an S. The only thing the only thing you have to do when you're putting a 350 in an S &D is make make the tunnel bigger. The transmission tunnel. I've had both. Back checked. I win. How do you win? Because I win. Because I can show you pictures and videos all day long of people.
Speaker: Yeah. I know. I know. Everyone thinks he's a little kid from Big Daddy now. Yeah. Yeah. But no, the 351, the only thing you have to do with 351, you do have to change the motor mouth. You basically have to use. Alyssa doesn't have to anymore. Yeah. You have to you have to customize motor mounts. That's about it. Yeah. You have to you have to. Yeah.
Speaker: On the Ranger, to put a 351, you have to customize the motor mounts, but that's not that hard. I mean, that's like three hours worth of work. Yeah. Like I said, I had a 351 in my Bronco and I know goddamn well, looking at that engine, it's not going to fit in a Bronco or a Ranger unless you customize that. The hardest part about putting a V8 in an S10 is the exhaust. Exhaust, some exhaust.
Speaker: No, no, you need custom headers because the steering columns are right in a fucking way. I can't. It can be done. It'll fit, but it's going to fit after you make a adjustment. You massage it. Yeah. You can't. You're not just dropping a 315 on that set. Like I said, you can with the LS. The LS, you can basically drop them right in. Stupid when it comes to cars.
Speaker: But I know a little bit about a little bit, and I know that you're not dropping a 351 in a Ranger, and I know you're not just dropping a 350 into an S10 without making... It'll take you about a weekend. It'll take you about a weekend. If you're a mechanic, yeah. No! You and I can do it in a weekend. Fucking 350 in an S10 in a weekend. Why not? Why not? If I was there, you could. Yeah, I'm going to take my chances doing it by myself. And I don't know...
Speaker: This is a guy who made a table saw out of a circular saw and a piece of plywood and taped it. I did not tape the trigger. I tied it. My bad. But it's not that hard. I mean, it does take a little bit of knowledge. Find your handy. That's right. And what I get away with.
Speaker: actually got to meet red, green, and person too. What women bite too handsome, Jeff? There was one once. His wife. Trust me, she does it. She does. Huh? Tells me every day. I'm sure she lies to me, but whatever.
Speaker: Yeah, Nikki. Well, Nikki's blind. She tells me we know this. We know that. And so my wife tells me I'm handsome all the time. And I'm like, evidently your glasses don't work. Oh, yeah. Nikki's blind and Jeff's just wife is a liar. Yeah. Well, my wife does need glasses. It's just blind and a liar like like like on her driver's license. It says she has to be wearing her glasses. Their wife's a blind and she's a liar.
Speaker: Yeah. We understand. We couldn't look at us. Yeah. Steven, you're so handsome. I'm not the prize. I know this. I'm not the prize unless you've seen something fixed in your house. The whole time, I'm like, you just keep me around for my money. Well, there's that too. Yeah, I'm always because I pay everything.
Speaker: I don't remember you're gonna have to watch right now is the guy in the mech suit when he gets attacked by the bear is that Michael Rappaport I don't remember you're gonna have to find out I think it's a wrap
Speaker: No, it's actually a bear. It's actually there, but it's a, it's a, it's, it's, um, it's radioactive or some shit like that. Agreed. That bear's not on my list. I'm very specific. I need to rewatch it because apparently there's a bunch of, uh, Easter eggs that you just don't see the first time watching, like there's two headed calf and all that shit.
Speaker: And like, which is facts on facts, like I am definitely not a prize. I've never said I'm the prize. And like, I'm not even a prize to myself. I'm like, yeah, there are delusional people out there who, who think they're a prize and think that they're on a pedestal. And then there's also delusional people out there that are just happy being a small fish in a mud puddle.
Speaker: And not doing anything and not growing and not just They were growing they were on one of the best shows ever and then they decided man, sometimes you gotta cut facts
Speaker: We, we, in all honestly, we don't ask a lot. We ask that you're present while online. Oh, those are silly nannies. You bunch of silly nannies. What the freak is wrong with you? Stop being a bunch of silly nannies. All right. Wake up. Smell the coffee. Get to work. Put the work in. That's why I played that Drake song. I love that goddamn Drake song.
Speaker: It wasn't bad. I wasn't mad at it. I'd never heard it. Greatest last name ever. Boy, ain't nothing to play with like a spring ankle. What? Oh, well, I got it. So Nicky was making fun of me when we went out Friday night, because we were just playing radio music and I was like, Oh, I love this song. I don't know why it popped into my head. And I was like, this is my jam and I'm rapping along. Cause I know, I know, I know all I can, I can kill that shit all the way through until him, until Eminem.
Speaker: And then Eminem fucks me up, man. Because my man went way too, even Wheezy said, I mean, you didn't have to go that hard, bro. Why you fucking go that hard, man? Like, damn. Because Drake and Kanye came at him sideways and said, Hey, don't, you know, tone it down a little bit. You're at a 12, bring it down to a nine. And then felt disrespected.
Speaker: Literally could fucking rap diss them fuckers and they wouldn't know what to do They I don't know man, I told him to tame it down and and he felt disrespected in those two are down here and the little Wayne was like Bring it man and little Wayne was didn't think he was gonna bring it that hard. I mean, you know The only I'm not the biggest little Wayne fan
Speaker: he's kind of an asshole but one of my favorite quotes is he's silent like well he says I'm silent like lasagna facts on facts leggy and I was like Nicki Minaj feud was a big thing at one point facts on facts well as as leggy was just saying you know some people don't know what they got till it's gone you never know what the grass isn't always greener I know the syrup baby
Speaker: but they'll show up and then they'll, you know, pick fights on Saturday. Well, they're welcome to lose that fight, but shut out through the nonsensical network. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. Kind of like two new signees to the network. You know, funny how, you know, they ain't doing a show tomorrow because, you know, someone had to go on vacation. You know what? We're here. We're not going to, we're not going to, we're not going to fucking knock the dude for getting married.
Speaker: X amount of years ago. Jesus Christ. I mean, it's the 24th anniversary. Like, be surprised that your wife didn't kill you. Hey, hey, hey, that's something to celebrate, dude. I'm sorry, in this day and age.
Speaker: That is true. If you make it past 10, that's winning. I don't give a fuck. Dude, if I make it to my 20th anniversary without my wife wanting to A, kill me or throw a toaster in the bathtub while I'm in it. You don't even marry me. She wants to kill me most days. I can see why. You know, you go around there, you're walking around like Connor Fucking McGregor with a championship belt. I can see why. Welcome to 14 years.
Speaker: 14 years I've been with my wife and there's days where I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to live tomorrow. I'm still here. I don't want to see it. We're going to, we're going to fuck with Mark. We're going to have fun, but no, in all honesty, congratulations to him and his lovely wife, you know, happy anniversary. I hope they enjoy, I hope they enjoy the vacation, man. I really do. I told him Thursday night, I said, Hey man, if Brian, if you want to do the show Thursday night, let me know.
Speaker: uh you know i'll slide in we'll figure something out we'll we'll we'll we'll do something um if not i'm gonna go live on twitch and i'm gonna challenge this fucking redheaded stepchild below me to a madden match and uh online and i'm gonna beat the brakes off of him with the redheaded step bitch okay i was gonna say it was
Speaker: uh no no don't ever say that here's the thing and and i'm gonna i'm fucking i don't give a fuck what are they gonna do you're attracted to assholes i'll tell you what they're gonna do
Speaker: They're gonna go do this and moan and fucking They're gonna go a lot they're gonna go live the same time we're live and then they're gonna bitch and moan why our show is better than there's They're gonna be a tough guy live, but then two days after they posted they're gonna delete it all so yeah, exactly So I'm not worried. I mean like I fucking spent a whole lot of time on fucking social media, but I'm sorry It just sounds like leggies attracted to assholes
Speaker: Ooh, did I say that out loud? Quiet part? But am I wrong? Did I say the quiet part out? Am I wrong? I mean, Steven, Steven, if you and Alyssa were dating and I start talking to sh - Well, even with Alyssa being your wife - Oh, anyone, anyone - If I talk shit about her - If I talk shit about my fucking wife, I don't give a shit - Do you not defend? Do you defend or do you ignore? Oh, I - I defend my wife all the time. Exactly. So if you ignore, you're an asshole.
Speaker: Like I ignore when I Don't know who you are If you literally ever said anything derogative about my fucking wife Well, she is slow That's not derogatory though, that's just Time out time out time out Can't you can't you can't say like you don't know her history
Speaker: We all make mistakes. Some of us. Yeah. I guess you would be the expert there. Some of us make multiple mistakes. And I'm some of us, I mean, I'm some of us, you know, until we get it right. Unfortunately, unfortunately the dating world,
Speaker: today. It's fucked. It's fucked. Congratulations to anybody who is in a long term relationship, whether you're married or whatever the case may be. Congratulations to you. But if you are single and you're navigating the dating world, it is a goddamn clusterfuck these days. I mean, unless I settled, I reached. You know, I, you know, since you get what I'm saying, since since my wife left me,
Speaker: She's been with the guy she left me for almost a year before our marriage was even over and they're still together. Uh, me on the other hand, I've been through the revolving door. I'm sorry. I've had three failed relationships. Uh, God, I wish I only had three failed ones.
Speaker: I mean if you count if you count serious relationships, I've only had three I Count my divorce it's for But yeah, I mean like But I was no I wouldn't wish a failed relationship on anybody because it fucking sucks, especially when I
Speaker: Yeah, when you devote so much time into that relationship, and then it's just you find out that it was all for nothing is when it's the biggest hardest fucking thing. And like, I'll say this, ever since we, we started talking and I've come on here and seen you on the show. The person that always picks a fight with you. The reason why they do it is because they know they had, well, they probably don't know.
Speaker: because let's be honest, the person we're talking about is a complete fucking moron. He can quote me on that. I think Leggy's a sweetheart. Yeah, you're a sweetheart, Leggy, like. Oh, she's a person in the ass. Dude, she will. She will walk into your. Dude, you will open your door and you will hear the good, the bad and the ugly theme, and there will be Leggy standing there going like make my fucking day. I very well.
Speaker: She'll be like Clint Eastwood from Dirty Harry with a fucking scatter gun out there. First of all, as being the only guy who's ever in her, first of all, as being the only guy that's or the only person. Fucking like that. The only person that's in this colomerate that is in her lives and hangs out in her lives and stuff like that. I don't have to worry about a good, the bad, Dirty Harry kicking the balls.
Speaker: Fucking with a cat I was sticking my fingers through the window and he just fucking bit my finger Yeah, fucking one of the greatest Western Music creators ever. No Navajo Joe fucking Django not talking about Django fucking unchained because
Speaker: Yeah, that was a different movie. I'm talking about 1966. Franco Nero. You want to see a good Django movie? Franco Nero. Best Django ever. And he was in Django and chain too. Yeah. He was the one that goes up to Django and says, how do you spell your name? And then he's like, the D is silent. And then Franco Nero's character, Franco Nero's character's like, I know. It's like Django and Django. Nope.
Speaker: But no, in the original Django in the beginning, when you hear the song, he's literally fucking dragging a casket behind him. And you don't know what's in there until like halfway through the movie. Sorry. Is that part of the show that it's just, it's developed into word vomit now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm laughing at something else.
Speaker: But no, like you're, and see, that's the thing with people that try and give their love to people that don't deserve their love is that you try so hard to make it work and you don't want to give up because you generally care about the person you're with. And that other person just doesn't give a shit. And I've been through so many of them.
Speaker: like fuck I met my wife by chance he was on the app meet me and I pretty much just messaged her saying hi dude if you're gonna put up something Jesus put it up long enough for me to fucking read it Stephen Jesus sorry
Speaker: good lord he's like he's like here watch this i'm gonna put this up and i'm gonna drop it back down i don't know how long it's supposed to be up for good lord leave it up long enough to be read and leave it up fucking leave it up long enough please over here gee whiz you know leave it up in 20 seconds i don't know uh you know gives the viewers a chance to read the comments and
Speaker: You know actually gives of you, you know, some So some people some people when they when they do a lot of broadcasts they have to pretend like people are comment That's why they don't put up the comments. Yeah, exactly. Thanks. Thanks click But no like the reason why we're supposed to we put them up there so that like you got to remember when people are listening to the show or watching the show and
Speaker: Uh, live, they're not staring at their screen the whole time. They're doing other shit. They're cooking and whatnot. So you got to give them a chance to look over and go, oh, wait. Okay. Not only that, but you also have to remember that, you know, we're on multiple channels. So, you know, like, unfortunately for, for, for X and I meant to shout this out at the beginning of the show, if you're on X, you know, cover every YouTube.
Speaker: And you guys can get in the chat as well. Shout out to the people who are watching us on X because that's awesome. But you can come over to YouTube and you can watch this and you can actually comment. I meant to say that earlier in the show. But nonetheless, we do gotta wrap this up. We already have four hours. Holy shit, I didn't think we were gonna do a fucking four hour show.
Speaker: We're four hours. Yeah, we got a Fuck this is Saturday fucking Unchained I still I still want to do I still want to do the closing stuff. I'm still gonna play music I want to chat with you guys for just a minute literally just Are we are we still gonna talk about the whole patreon thing? We'll cross that bridge down the road lightweight
Speaker: Facts on facts, Leggy. Sorry. Shut up, Leggy. Go to bed. Just because you're in the insomniac. Bring us to bed with you, Leggy. Oh, she's in bed with us. All right. Leggy, don't stop being you, OK? Because you're amazing, just the way you are. I felt it was working.
Speaker: I'm ready. Filter. Engage. I'm already there. No. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We do appreciate y 'all. I am hungry as shit. Oh, my. Oh, the Sasquatch is hungry. Well, I literally one time a day. I'll say that for a month. I'll say that for Monday.
Speaker: I'm literally like one time a day right now. Um, I do the same if that, yeah, but I'm doing it for different reasons, but I'm hungry as shit. Um, and, and, and a little, little tipsy. Yeah, but see here, here's the thing, like, I can deny that I'm a good person and say that I was, I set that under duress. Just saying.
Speaker: I don't even know what the hell we're talking about. I don't know. Just clip it. Yeah. Uh, but anyways, uh, we do, I, we do appreciate y 'all listening and thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys. Uh, thank you to, um, Connor who was in here earlier, Benji. And of course, thank you to Jarvis and Jeff hanging out. Uh, thank you to everybody. Thank you guys for like.
Speaker: bearing with us why we go through this change, why we adapt and reimagine and reboot. Transition, if you will. And reboot, and we're doing it for you guys, because we want to make sure we bring you guys quality content. Yeah, we are trans -networking. We want to.
Speaker: We want to actually bring solid content and not stealing content from other people and not rehashing content that is you can just broadcast on your show. We're just reading off the internet. Because we're lazy and we know that we
Speaker: We don't have a original thought in our head. Oh, we actually, we actually want to be entertaining. We don't want to be lame. And at the end of the day, yeah, we're tired of being a big fish in a little pond. We want to be a big fish in an ocean. We want to grow. We want to expand stay in your constant state of mind and never progress and never grow, but we're not those people.
Speaker: And, and, and we've, and we've built a network and we're building a network and we're growing and I'm, I'm excited for it and I'm happy for it. And, you know, some people are meant to stay in the slow lane. Others, we're in the fast lane, man. We're on the auto bond while you guys sit there in a little short bus. Yeah. And we're having fun doing it. And we got a lot of great people behind us.
Speaker: We got a lot of great people that are doing things and we got a lot of awesome supporters. So thank you to everybody. Thank you to the guys who are helping me create this network, the foundation of this network.
Speaker: You know, I'm excited. I can't wait. I'm super stoked. So make sure you guys are checking out all the shows Monday night men count for men Tuesday nights Jeff's garage Wednesday nights the nonsensical news show
Speaker: We're, we'll get better. We're, we're, we're, we're, we're, I'm changing things on the fly and the guys are just learning about it. But, uh, the nonsensical news show on Wednesday, Thursday nights is talking shit. Friday nights, Glick's house of music. Saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense. Your flagship show unhinged, unapologetic. Say what we want. Do what we want. We not only that, but we opened the door and we invite everybody and anybody to come and hang out with us. The link is always in the chatters box.
Speaker: We dare you guys been coming out with us if you will. Sundays Jarvis closes the week out with the Jarvis podcast. Amen. Movies reviews. You never know who's going to pop up. It might be Jeff. It might be blazing. It might be lady. It might be me. It might be Connor. I never know. It might be somebody that none of us have ever seen before yet. Never. I'm working on a couple of those. Jeff's doing Jeff's garage.
Speaker: You never know who might pop up in the garage. You never know who is going to come up in the house of music. Lots of things are happening. Lots of things are going on. Make sure you guys are following us. Make sure you guys are hitting them notifications. Turn your notifications on. You can watch us live on YouTube. That's going to be the main, that's going to be the main place to watch us on YouTube at the Nonsense School Network.
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Speaker: Morgan Wallen's last night covered by our buddies over at our last night punk rock version of Morgan Wallen.
Speaker: Last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said it all You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over
Speaker: No way it was the last night that we break up I see your tail lights in the dust You call your mama, I call your bluff In the middle of the night, pull right back up You're my, my friends say let her go Your friends say what the hell I wanted, change and go
Speaker: We said, but we said too much I know you bet your shit is lavatory before you left But baby, baby, stop this telling me this ain't over yet No way it was our last time No way it was our last night I know you said this time you really weren't coming back again But baby, baby, sorry
Speaker: No way it was our last night Yes, sir our last night with Morgan Wallins last night Appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you guys hanging out Jera V. She
Speaker: Yeah. Say to the people before I hit the button. Can't be nonsensical. Get the fuck out. Nice. So aggressive. Like the aggression. I'm not mad at it. I agree. You're welcome, Jeff. And that's my catchphrase. Merchandise coming soon.
Speaker: And you just lost it. I respect it. You had it. You had it. You had it. You just couldn't let it go. You couldn't let it go. Oh, come on. It's going to be a merchandise near you sometime eight years after I've, you know, lost every ounce of respect for myself. Wobbly stool and a short piece of rope. Extension cord. Whatever.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Ladies and gentlemen, with that being said, when you find yourselves at the crossroads in the light, you don't know what you're going to do and you don't know where you're going. I always ask yourself five simple letters, five simple words, W, W, N, N, D. What would nonsensical nonsense do? And at this point,
Speaker: Actually, I recommend you do exactly what we would fucking do. Because at the end of the day, we're fucking winning at life. We're doing our thing. We're having fun. We're enjoying what we do. And that's all that matters. But that being said, be good. Fucking be good at it, you silly sons of bitches. Everybody go to bed. Good night. Turn out the lights. And in the words of Connor,
Speaker: fuck you, Saskatchewan. That's not a
