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Speaker: Do you know what it's like when you wanna go cry? But you can't let out all the feelings inside So you lay in your bed under blankets And how do you let people know that you're feeling just fine? And your pillow gets stained with the tears that you cry? And you're praying nobody comes in And that's why I'm the redness that's already taking your rise I wish you could hide it but there's no disguise in it Cry, let it all out If I had to be completely honest with myself I'm tired
Speaker: I'm tired. It's not a physical tired. It's a very, you know, it's in the soul. It's like I'm fucking tired. I'm tired of going through this shit. I'm tired of... tired of everything not working out. And I'm just like, I fucking tried. And it's a... I can't not lie and say, it's not a, it's not like you don't want to live kind of thing. It's more of a, if God were sitting across from me right now.
Speaker: there would be a part of me that would just want to go up to him and say, listen, I'm done. I'm done. I'm not. I can't do this anymore. I'm just, I'm fucking physically and mentally spent and I'm done. And it's a, it's a silent battle too. Um, and it's a, it's a battle kind of hide from the world and from the people we love and the people we want to love or want to love us because
Speaker: Who wants a broken person? You know, it's like, if they knew, like if the people in your life knew how broken we were, like, would they stay? And then that raises the question of like, how do I fix this? Can you fix this? I don't know. I can't hide myself
Speaker: I don't expect you to understand I just hope I can't explain What it's like to be a man It's a lonely room And they don't care about what you know It's not about how you feel But what you provide inside that home
Speaker: You can't always live up to expectations you try to Please everybody while you struggle so you fake it And end up out of balance, compromising situations as a good man
Speaker: everything he has and do everything he could man you might find yourself feeling all alone inside a house you built that you don't recognize as home and that's what my daddy told me and i'll tell my son the same now that i'm older i relate and i actually feel his pain he never cried he might have lied but he did not complain and he said son one day you'll have to do the same i'll get emotional when i stop and think and i look around
Speaker: Beyond the county lines of my small town I think about all the men out there who feel like I do now Who are screaming on the inside but won't ever make a plan I don't expect you to understand I just hope I can't explain
Speaker: keep fighting as a man our Sun is our horizon and our fathers actions play a role then we end up like so they can't let us see them hurt cuz we'll embody what they do and start a generational curse no wonder most men are so depressed all the things that they can't express they go to war get thrown on the shelf to go back to war what they
Speaker: Then grab that bottle and ask for help Try to pull themselves out of hell Then fall back down and then realize That they gon' have to do it themselves It's the circle of life as a man you provide They don't know what you were till today that you're dying That's when they start crying Then move on to a magic confide
Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Monday?
Speaker: Hopefully you guys had a good Monday and started the week off on a pleasant foot. And Monday didn't start off kicking in the dick. Some Mondays do be like that. Welcome to men caring for men. We got Jerry Vichy in the building as always. You guys know me. I'm Glick Connor with the heart ER.
Speaker: We'll be late. I'm not sure when he'll be here or if he'll be here. Good news is though, after Saturday night, we did discover he is still alive. He kind of fell out Saturday night, but he's still alive, ladies and gentlemen. So we did find that out yesterday. So that's good to know. Hey Mark, how are you doing buddy?
Speaker: What's going on, Mark? Jeff, you can go to hell. Some of us are actually busy in our lives and don't get to sit in the bathroom all day long, every day.
Speaker: But if you guys are not already, go ahead and check out the network. Yes. The newly branded network, the nonsensical network. We do have live shows for you Monday through Sunday with us kicking it off.
Speaker: Getting your week kicked off with men caring for men. Tuesday nights is Jeff's garage. Wednesday nights is the newly branded. There's all kinds of changes going on around here and I'm super excited for it. I'm super stoked. But the newly rebranded, a nonsensical new show where we basically just discuss fucked up news stories. Shut up and enjoy your vacation, you fucking twat.
Speaker: Uh, and then Thursday nights is that guy who's in the chat that's, uh, worried about things that he shouldn't be worried about right now. He should be worried about enjoying his time away with his wifey. My cup is broken. Fantastic. Uh, talking shit. Squirrel. Uh, Friday nights is Glick's house of music. Saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense. The flagship show.
Speaker: And Sunday nights we end the week with Jarvis doing his movie reviews on the Jarvis podcast. Uh, good. I'm glad you guys got to take this time away together. I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves. Um, so we got lots of things going on, man. Uh, a lot of things going on, a lot of changes. Um, it's, uh, it's fun. Yeah. It's an interesting time here at the nonsensical network. Um,
Speaker: You know, I can't wait to see how big it grows. And, you know, I'm, I'm glad to meet some of the people I meet, you know, and glad to be a part of it. Yeah. Uh, and you guys, you can find all of the shows and all the social medias simply by running over to bio .link slash. Hey, yo, thank you, Jarvis. You are on the ball, my friend. I appreciate that. I was looking forward. I was like, wait, where the fuck is it? Yeah. Uh, you can go to bio .link slash nonsense, the nonsensical network. It's there at the bottom of your screen.
Speaker: And all the social medias are there the YouTube's Facebook's exes not exes as in as we discovered Saturday Night Glick has a lot of exes but Your ex you're formerly known as Twitter Tick tock and don't forget you can't listen to us all on on all the major podcasting networks. We are there anyways
Speaker: I'm a little, uh, I'm a little out of it today. Sorry. I've been literally going all day long, a busy day at work. Um, still going through the new transitional thing and trying to get up to date and get everything put in line on top of my normal daily duties. And then I got off work, picked the kids up.
Speaker: Came home, had to take one of the kids to the store because she's got a spring concert tomorrow and apparently she needs a black dress. Why not wait until the last minute to tell people that? So we had to go to Walmart, get her a dress and turn around and come home. Try to get dinner cooked real quick and then turn around and take the oldest one. She started her new job this weekend. So, uh, proud of her for that and excited for her. Hopefully she'll like it.
Speaker: But she had her first, I think actual day at work today. She went in the other day for, uh, onboarding and training and all that stuff. So I had to turn around and take her up to work and then come home. And I barely had enough time to even eat. So that's why we're running just a few minutes late tonight. I've been trying to stay, I've been trying to be better about being on time. Uh, so you'll have to be bare with me and, and more than likely you'll, you, I'll have to take you guys for a car ride.
Speaker: in a little bit because I got to go pick her up from work at like nine. So for those of you who said it couldn't be done once again, shut up, Mark.
Speaker: It is podcast night. I am NOT drinking. I'm gonna be responsible. I'm gonna be an adult and I have glass of ice water so I will probably be drinking about seven of those throughout the night You know Sunday is the end of the week and on the seventh day he rested Which is Sunday?
Speaker: The holy day, the Sabbath day, the day of rest, the end of the week. The Bible says it. Stop it, Mark. Or I will provide your wife with an alibi. Um,
Speaker: Jarvis, I seen last night you, uh, you had, uh, it's Jarvis frozen. I think Jarvis is frozen. Okay. One more one. Oh, having technical difficulties as always. Uh, okay. I was going to say I seen last night you, uh, you had, uh, Jeff come on the show. Yeah. Fucking Jeff's like.
Speaker: You might have to close down and refresh everything and come back. You're glitching out real bad. Save your podcast. We'll get it. We'll get it.
Speaker: We'll get him back. He's going to have to refresh. We got to shut down, refresh, maybe reboot your, uh, reboot your routes, reboot shell routes. But, um, while Jarvis is working out the kinks, uh, I will say, uh, Saturday night, we, uh, we, we had a, uh, not our normal, uh, rambunctious style of show. Uh, I gotta say, uh,
Speaker: They, uh, tried to roast me. I guess my hands drivers in here twice. Give me two fingers there, buddy. You can bring yourself up. Why do I have to bring you up? I was patiently waiting. You know, you can bring yourself up. I don't want to interrupt. I'm just shut up, Mark.
Speaker: Um, no, it was actually, it was actually, uh, Saturday night was, uh, was really cool. Uh, it was a low key Saturday night. Yeah. We did do the whole six hours. Actually we went a little bit over. Uh, we still had fun. We started last, we started jokes. Uh, but it was, it was more of like, uh, just, uh, a chill Saturday night. And I gotta say that's on me because, uh, uh, you know, I was, I was kept awake by the burglar that drank all my beer. Um, it happens.
Speaker: Friday night and we're singing karaoke in my in my living room until eight o 'clock in the morning. So, you know, I was a little I was a little sleepy, you know, but nonetheless still still fun show. It was cool having.
Speaker: Blaze went off on that dude that popped up. Holy. You know, we had the random, you know, a couple of randos that came up, which, uh, you know, I was dying. I thought he was going to blow a gasket.
Speaker: like that guy came in there looking for a fight like we were having political conversations and he wasn't making any sense so you know it's fine to have a debate but
Speaker: But actually making the debate, not just random unfathomable facts. Well, you also have to just kind of calm down and not everybody yell at the same time because nobody can understand or hear anything. So I agree. That's what I was trying to do. But, you know, what are you going to do? Well, Jarvis's deal. Jarvis still looks like he's dealing with some technical difficulties. Yeah. Go get that answer, buddy. Yeah, that's good. Go reboot your your router and whatnot.
Speaker: OK. Cast is coming and swinging, boy. Typically, he's not. Can I have a snack? You haven't even eaten yet. Yes, I have. I've had so two pieces. When? When I came in, then when I took a drink. Then another piece. And you got to switch your clothes out of the washroom to the dryer. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, I always, I always like to ask the guy, well, except for Connor, but, uh, I want, I want to ask Jarvis whenever he, what? Mark, that's what, that's what Jarvis needs. Jarvis needs a smack and get his router working. Just hit it. Fonz that shit is Arthur Fonzarelli, that shit buddy. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Working now? You switch out the hamster to a gerbil? Next time I see the network provider, I'm going to kick them in the fucking balls. Trust me, that doesn't help. They just stop coming by. Good.
Speaker: If you're good Jarvis, I was gonna ask you and Jeff's here too I ain't seen this fucking movie. So I don't know anything about it. Well, okay Am I wrong was my man drowning?
Speaker: He looked like he was struggling and I felt bad for the cat. I know doing a show by yourself sucks. Just let it go down like the fucking Titanic. As a member of the network, I can't let some of my guys drown. It's not cool. What's going on, Bench? I came in a little late. I was doing some
Speaker: cleaning up around here. Again, the burglars left a mess Friday night and nobody was, nobody around this house was doing much of anything on Saturday afternoons. I bet. What? I can't. Everybody getting that hangover rushed. Everybody but you. Okay. If they're Austin's going to set them on the stairs, you're on the table or something. She can pick them up when she gets home.
Speaker: Uh, so I, you know, I was cleaning up a little bit and, um, and I was like, Oh, shit. Cause I got a notice at like seven o 'clock and I was like, everything live yet. So I had to, uh, I came in a little late and when I came in, Jeff was already in there and I was like, so I missed the beginning of it. And, uh, then of course I had it on while I was, while I was gaming and cleaning up. So I didn't catch all of it, all of it. Uh, and I wanted to watch the replay today.
Speaker: And of course I got busy at work, but were you drowning a little bit Jarvis? Is this a true statement? I mean, if Jeff says I was then, you know, I'll take it from the podcast champ himself. You know, I'll take it.
Speaker: I'm not saying that he was drowning, but he looked like he was like, I don't know where to go with this. Especially when you're talking about a movie, having somebody to bounce off with. And I was only there to help. And like I said, if I had seen the movie, oh, we would have had an awesome fucking amazing discussion. But I've never seen the movie because it's not my genre. And like I said, I've gone live by myself. I don't wish it on anybody.
Speaker: And that was the only reason I popped up. It was for support. I mean, we're good on you. Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm sitting here watching Steven Flounder and Fluster going, it's a good movie. You should see it. And I'm like, oh, come on, buddy. You got more than that. I know you do. I know there's a patch in there.
Speaker: You're a better human being than me because I probably would have done the same thing as Jeff Help you out and they're like, yeah, man, Dennis Quaid was greatness movie Well, you know and and I will admit, you know I've never seen a movie and I said that as soon as I popped in but I also, you know
Speaker: Steven being more knowledgeable about the movie. I, you know, I asked him, okay, if it would be, you know, God forbid gender swapped, who would you put in role of Kurt Russell? Or, you know, if it was remade, who would be, you know, Isaac Hayes's spot or whatnot, you know, give it something because my dude, I love you to death, brother, but you were just like, uh, it's a good movie. You should see it. And it was like,
Speaker: I had 28 minutes. It looked like he would be like, okay, that's enough. Bye. You know, and then jump off. I think, I think, you know, when you, when you plan to do a show and you think you're going to have it, I don't know, maybe blaze had something come up or whatever. I don't know. That's what my thought was. Somebody had, I'm sure you had somebody lined up, right? I mean, I,
Speaker: To be honest, that episode pretty much started on Sunday. I get it. It was one of those things where I was going to reach out to Blaze and early on, but then it was just like, well, am I going to reach out to Rock, get Rock on the show? What am I doing this week? What's going on? Steven, it's almost Sunday. And then Saturday, it's like, Steven, it's Sunday, you dumb bastard.
Speaker: Yeah. And, you know, I don't I told myself. My myself personally, I don't want to be put in that position where I'm like, well, you know, it's like that's why dollars and cents died. My co -hosts were constantly like, yeah, we can't make it. And I'm like, yeah, I guess we're not doing a show because I'm not going by myself. I'm not going to be the captain of fucking Titanic. It's not going to happen. Yeah. Unreliable. And I'm not saying that that that, you know, because, you know, it sounds like it was kind of on you.
Speaker: You know, but you know, like Jeff saying, you know, unreliable co -host when you're expected to do a show, you know, and think you're going to have a co -host and then 10 minutes before the show starts or a half hour before the show starts, you get a message. Oh, hey, I'm not going to make it tonight. You want to talk about something that.
Speaker: completely takes the wind out of your sails. I mean, like a punch in the gut. I mean, uh, it's happened to me more times than I'd like to admit. Hell, Jeff's done it to me. Yeah. It's funny being on the, on the, on the, the throwing end. Sucks to be you. Bye. You know, but, but it's like, I never did it in malice. It's little happens, you know, it's, it's kind of like life gets in the way. And, and you know, I know you understand that and,
Speaker: And and like myself with with Jeff's garage what I'm doing now is as soon as I'm done with an episode I've already started playing in the next three so because I don't want to be in that position and you know and doing the movie movie show is like the hardest one and I'm gonna be honest it's it's Jeff's garage is is mildly easy because
Speaker: Well, even though I'm I'm trying to line up some interviews right now with some serious car people. But on top of that, you have, you know, you have your passion. And I'm sure if it was just me and you in the room and you were trying to tell me that I should go see this movie Escape from New York, we'd have it on by the end of the fucking 30 minute talk.
Speaker: And, and I, you know, I'm the same way, you know, it's like, I can convince you, if you give me enough time, I'll convince you to go out and buy a fucking Mustang. Or, or not buy a Mustang, you know, depending on how you're sitting. But to do that by yourself, like to talk into a camera. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Imagine trying to do a show where
Speaker: The whole concept of the show is just a feed off of each other and fly off the top of your head and then find out before you're supposed to do a show that you're going to be flying solo for the night. You want to talk about the Titanic sinking Jarvis, go back and listen to some of the shows that I had to do by myself or when they're not easy. I mean, it's one of those things where even with doing something that I truly love and that's movie reviews and interviewing guests, I told Mark that a couple of times I'm like,
Speaker: And this is not a dig at mark. I love you, buddy But I don't think I think he'd be the same way with interviewing guests if he didn't have Brian I mean Brian and Mark compliment each other so well that both of them if they had to do it by themselves I don't think they could and One of those people that can say I'm not one that can usually do that shit by myself it it ultimately depends on the movie and plus when you're trying to fit a
Speaker: like so many talking points within that hour you're kind of like trying too hard at some points and you can watch that and you can see where I'm like after a while it's like well I pretty much told you what you need to know.
Speaker: Yeah. And I will admit I was waiting for the show. And but I got to watching something else because all I just saw was the loading screen. And I'm like, I'm not gonna say or watch this for 40 minutes. Because it said like 67 minutes till he starts. And I'm like, well, what else is on YouTube? And next thing you know, I'm watching a video that that I get a notification that Stephen went live 28 minutes ago, and I went, fuck!
Speaker: So I jumped back over and I was like, Ooh, my man's drowning. Even YouTube's just like, well, you know, this is the bottom of the barrel for the network. That's the other thing. I mean, if, if, if a show, you know, if you can only fill an hour, only do an hour, dude, you don't have to do it. You can do it as long as the show as you want. Nobody, you don't have, you know, it's not like I told, you know, it's not like I told you guys every show has to be three hours or else. Well, no, like I was, I was ready to be done by the time.
Speaker: Uh jeff popped in and then it's just like oh, hey, I can fill an extra 30 minutes of this and which is what my thought was Yeah, and it was like no and I didn't want to I didn't want to Come out and say you were drowning but it I like said when when christine first reconnected I you know, he convinced me to go live on tick tock by myself and worst experiences of my life because you know i'd have like 15 what he'd be in there and going
Speaker: So, uh, sup. I like French brat taters. Exactly. So, and you know, uh, there, like I was talking to Benji today and he's, he's working, he's working out his schedule or he, he wants to be a permanent fixture on Jeff's garage because it's, it's his, it's his, it's his niche. It's his go -to and I'm like, hell yeah, dude. Thank you.
Speaker: Yeah, because I don't want to I don't want to tear that show down. I like I like having you on there because you're you're the the you're the outsider. No, but it's kind of like the novice learning from from the the people that live and breathe this shit. And and, you know, like you were going over when we were doing Escape from New York, you were going over
Speaker: like who directed it and all this stuff but I was like fuck I could I can't even look that shit up so I did like like you kind of gave me as like go on IMDB now the only thing I wish I would have done was screen shared it while I'm going over the cast list and I
Speaker: Yeah, show people's faces because you could tell me Ernest Borgnine 400 times. I'm like, I know that guy from somewhere. Can't picture his face in my fucking head. But as soon as I saw his picture, I was like, I know who that motherfucker is. Yeah. Great actor. Yeah. But it's like. Every everything we're doing with the network, it's a process. It's you know, we're all learning. And yeah, you've been doing this a lot longer. Shut the fuck.
Speaker: I'm just perfect. Listen here, Mary fucking Poppins. Practically perfect in every fucking way. You are anything but Julianters. Welcome to men. Welcome to men caring for men. This is good friendships. I'm perfect. I'm Spartacus. Well, evidently Jeff turned into a fucking ghost. Yeah, my background because I opened up my door.
Speaker: So I can actually have a cigarette I didn't say that I was perfect. I'm just saying I mean I've known you long enough where You get that fucking smart ass. Yeah, not me motherfucker. I know what I'm doing. It's not my fault. Nobody else does just follow my lead But you know and well in all honestly that's it I hate to say it
Speaker: Because it's going to be used against me in the court of law. But I'm kind of thinking. No, but like, like the way you introduce.
Speaker: I'm working on that. Like that's the hardest part for me. The keeping the conversation going. Benji was telling me the other day after we had finished episode one of the garage was he was like, dude, we went way off fucking subject and never came back. And I was like, yeah, need to work on that. So it's shit like that, that I'm working on. Well, and I've told you guys forever, you know,
Speaker: And it's different on like nonsensical nonsense. And when we were doing nonsensical nonsense three nights a week, you know, kind of keep the conversation going. You know, there were several times where you and Tony want to spend an hour and a half talking about fucking Star Trek. And it's like, look,
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Speaker: But you know what I mean? And even though when I would try to change this conversation, move the conversation somewhere else, we would. And then one of you guys are bringing it right back. And it was like, less is more. Y 'all are beating a dead horse. Stop. Right. Well, and like I said, that's one of those learning curves that we're all doing as well. And we've all done it.
Speaker: I have yet to do a show by myself and I refuse like if I don't have somebody I'm like yeah we're not having a show tonight. I was just fortunate to have all those years under my belt of doing like Periscope and TikTok and I was doing the same thing and it was and it was very chat rely like I relied on the chat a lot but once
Speaker: I got talking about things then, you know, that it was like, like the beginning of the show was like, let's get the chat involved and the chat stayed involved the entire time. That's why I insisted on us having a chatters box and doing that way we could have the chat still involved. Well, as, as we discussed, I'm not the most reliable person. You didn't think I'd last three months.
Speaker: That's not a dig that's just facts of knowing me for so long because in all honestly when I started The show my wife was like how long are you gonna actually do this? I don't know a couple months and then we'll spend we'll give up Three years later. She's like you haven't fucking show tonight. Don't you? I'm like, yeah, I started another one too, by the way
Speaker: What do you mean you started another? That's just a learned thing and I think as the host, I'm good at moving the conversation, keeping the conversation going and that's just something that I've learned because even I would get bored when I would be live on TikTok if I spent too much time talking about one subject.
Speaker: So I would just say, you know, if I felt the subject was going on too long, which is different in your case, Jarvis, because you're doing a movie, you know what I mean? You're going to spend an entire hour or hour and a half, you know, whatever the case may be talking about that one specific movie, unless you do like, you know, we talked about getting every trying to do it one night.
Speaker: that everybody was available and doing like a Ghostbusters thing and encompassing Ghostbusters one and two and then the newest the two newest movies into like one one show like a Ghostbusters type marathon show or even just movies and television shows
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, I'm already doing one of those. So yeah, I mean, that is what's going to happen. It's just like I said, I need to get my co -host. If you don't lock down a co -host co -host, you know enough people where you can be like,
Speaker: Hey, um, hey veggie. Have you met my podcast? Hey guys, uh, i'm doing this movie do any of you guys like this movie? And if somebody's available anybody you could have a revolving door co -host Yeah, which is originally what I thought for jeff's garage because there's you know With with what jeff's garage is is it's not just cars. It's you know, like floating head I know right it's you know, fucking background shit, but it's like
Speaker: I watched, while I was waiting for Jarvis to start on Sunday, I watched Adam Savage take apart a brand new tool that it was built in the 60s, but he rebuilt it, and not necessarily refurbished it, but got it up to use. I want to do episodes like that, where we just talk about the growing of
Speaker: this tool, you know, it started out as, you know, a guy with the, you know, all the way up to now you have, you know, machines that that cut a four inch thick piece of steel in 30 seconds, you know, with with laser cutters and water jets and shit like that. And the downside to having a co -host
Speaker: is especially for Steven is if you're doing a movie that that your co -host kind of like on Sunday has never seen it's kind of a one -sided conversation but yeah it's better than doing it by yourself but I
Speaker: And, and I'm not, you know, saying, I'm sure if I asked blazing enough in advance, he would have been down for it. It's just me. I was, I'm always dealing with something going on with my wife's hectic schedule and.
Speaker: you know, wanting her wanting to make sure she's okay. And then it just time fucking passed on me. But, um, I know eventually I want to talk about the new fallout TV series. Oh my God. Did you finish it yet? Yeah. Oh yeah. I finished it the day after we talked about it. Yeah. My wife was just like, Chris finished it. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, my wife is like, my wife's like, you know what? You watch that show. I'm fine. She's like, if you ever do one on Sons of Anarchy, she's like, I'd love to help out on that one. So it's like, I'm, I'm doing like what you're doing where I'm planning it out. It's just the only thing is it's like, okay. Like.
Speaker: You have to actually sit down and play in it. That's the problem. Yeah, oh, definitely. And so that's that's where I loved having Mark because Mark was just like, OK, this weekend we're going to do this or this day we're going to do this one. And he got the guess. That's like that's like I told, you know, when him and Brian were first.
Speaker: doing it where when I was first talking with Mark and Brian about it, I was like, how do you get your guess? And Mark's like, beautiful thing, AI. Yeah. Like I have AI, I'll type out a sentence and I'll be like, hey, make it sound better. And no, but but there are certain AI apps like I have, it's called seamless AI. And you can put in any person
Speaker: and get their phone number and contact information. And I usually, you know, what I do is I hit them with an email and then a couple of days later I give them a call if I don't get an email back. The only downside is you'll get a couple of mailer demons where it's like this email doesn't exist, but I've actually got a lot of contacts from it. Like I actually spoke with Roy Brizio today.
Speaker: Roy Brizzio, famous car car designer and builder. I want to do a show with him. Oh, yeah. And so. I can actually save you the time on that one. Usually how Mark finds how to contact these people, he just goes on Google and types and contact information. Yeah, but when you're it also you get a lot of. You have to go through their booking agent.
Speaker: I noticed that yeah, a lot of them you're going to have to, but with some of the ones like that marks been getting. Are just so grateful to like share their time like Tommy McLaughlin and Glick whenever you want me to pull the trigger on that one, I'll get him for your house and music. Yeah, whenever you want buddy. OK, I I'll I'll pull that I've been. I've been meaning to reach out to him. I've just been.
Speaker: uh you know busy with everything else and then everything I got going on in uh personal life and stuff like that outside of the shows and uh and then I'm I've been talking to a few other potential guests so I get super busy and it's like all right I get I kind of get I you know I get the horse blinders on you know so I'm I'm I'm like laser focused on four different things and then one other it's like god I keep forgetting to do this I keep forgetting to do that like
Speaker: And I got to get, I got to get Mark the password for here. And, and it's like shows, not until Thursday, you'll be fine. You got time to be fine. Um, you know what? How about this Sunday? If some people are down to do it, we do fallout. What am I doing? You don't have to be there for the whole show if you don't want to click.
Speaker: I mean, that'll give me time to rewatch it because I watched it, but I need to rewatch it. We'll all be done within like a day. Yeah, I mean, yeah, just just tell me tell me by like Wednesday if you guys are and then I'll lock it down. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like I said, if you want to reach out to Tommy, it's just whatever Fridays, whatever Friday works best for him and then I'll I'll.
Speaker: I'll I'll finalize everything and lock everything down with him. And yeah, I'll I'll you know what, I'll have our guest coordinator. I'll talk to our guest coordinator after the show. And I'll be like, Hey, can you get Tommy hooked up with little Glicky poo there? That's what you are. Mark, you're a guest coordinator now. But uh,
Speaker: No, I do want to, you know, we are, we are getting a little, a little, a little sidetracked here. Obviously, you're good. Uh, it'd be a Monday Jarvis. Uh, did you, uh, have you recovered from the, uh, the, the, the roast of Glick Saturday night? Yeah. The roasted Glick. Yeah. I pretty much knew what that was going to turn into. I agree.
Speaker: It was pretty much a roast of Jarvis. I tried to be nice all fucking night to you, just so you know. I was the only one that was trying my damnedest to be nice to you. You know what? The whole thing was planned to roast him and it turned into a roast of me. Like they're like, come on, Jarvis, do a better job. It's like I was not like, oh, hey, I'll be the host of it. No, Glick's just like, hey, Jarvis,
Speaker: You want to be the host? Hey, hosting gig. Hey, hosting gig. Meet my boy Jarvis. Yeah. That's because I trusted you, man. I knew you could handle. Well, I thought you could handle it, but how are you doing though, man? How are you doing for real? Like I was, I was last week. How's this week? Big ones. I mean, I know it's only Monday night, but you know, the person that said case of the Mondays, the next time I see that person, even though they're in a movie, I'm going to kick them right square in the nuts.
Speaker: I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that. Thank you, Jeff. No, I'm just, it's been weird. Me and my wife have been, we're not really been in sync lately and it's just bad trying to figure out how to get everything back on track. No, don't worry. Now we're not going to get divorced. It's just, it's one of those things in marriage and in a relationship. Sometimes it hit pratfalls. Just ask Mark. His wife was still planning on throwing them or pushing them off a fucking cliff.
Speaker: In relationships, at the end of the day, in relationships, you go through hiccups sometimes. Sometimes they last five minutes. Sometimes they might last a few days. Jeff's been married for a while. I was married for a very long time. Obviously my ex -wife and I didn't get along all the time. Obviously.
Speaker: But it's like anybody that says they have the perfect marriage is lying to you. You know, you know, even Nikki and I have had our little hiccups and our little tips and stuff like that. But, you know, typically, you know, fortunately, and I'm very grateful for it. She's not the type to to hang on to shit and, you know, get into an argument about not taking the trash out. And then I take the trash out. I'm sorry.
Speaker: You know, and I take the trash out and then two hours later, she's yelling at me again because I didn't take the fucking trash out when it's already taken out or something like that. I've been there before. And that shit, it's it's it gets old. Well, yeah, I mean, it's just toxic as fuck, man. And then, you know, it's just like you have to do a show on top of all that. And then your show starts bombing and it's like, should I have went live?
Speaker: prerecorded seem to be working very well. We all crash and burn sometimes hours. Don't worry about it. Don't sweat it. You know, fuck. No, like it shocked me. How many people want to watch it? I mean, like I sat there and talked with Jeff, I'm like, wait, why are these people wanting to watch this? And then Jeff's probably like, well, just to see you crash and burn. Well, no, not necessarily. It comes back to.
Speaker: Well, the beauty of the network comes down to one thing. You have all week. Yeah. To hype up your show or or or talking shit or nonsense go nonsense or Jeff Scroggs or men's caring for men. That's the beauty of having the network. It's about support. And like I saw you didn't have a host. I wasn't doing anything but sitting here playing with myself. I was like, you know what? I'll go ahead and I'll jump up with Steven. I put my pants on. I jumped up because I can see it's on for his show.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I got no pants on right now, dude. I'm getting three years. Right here, bitch. Let's go. But you can feel special, Jarvis. He never put pants on one. But but that's the that's the beauty of having the network. And that's I think that was that was literally Glix and I's discussion was like, if we don't have somebody for one of our shows, there's five other people waiting in the wings.
Speaker: that can. Well yeah and that's the thing you know again it was down to my own stupidity and just trying to figure out what I was going to do because I think even on men caring for men last Monday Glick had asked and I said well I think I might do it on this or I might do it on that and then Wednesday it was the same thing and then finally Saturday he's like hey Jarvis what are you going to do uh tomorrow's show on it's just like
Speaker: Looking at the DVDs That would be a really cool thing to do Jarvis if you had like a random
Speaker: Like a random movies and every once in a while you just you just spun the wheel. It would be what you did the following. Like you would have a week to plan for it. You know, you did it in the show. Like spin the wheel of movies and whatever it lands on, whether you've seen it or not. Yeah, that's what you got to do. I like it. I like it. I feel like if I could get Mark and Brian on my show, I could really rig that for Mark's favorite movie.
Speaker: No, but it's not even about rigging it. The beauty of the concept is, is like you get, there's a, there's a website that you put in like 25 things and a randomly pick one. And that way you have, you know, nice. I actually have something about that. You put in like 20 movies, movies you know, and 10 movies you won't know. You bring it up on the screen, you share it, you hit the button, there's the wheel of movie or whatever.
Speaker: And then you could get a movie you've never seen before or you I like that, you know, like, you know, once a month or something like that, you know, or, you know, that way you have a whole week to plan it. And I know it's a pain in the ass because life does get in the way. But you got to plan out your shows because. Yeah. And it's that weird thing. Nonsensical nonsense, American men caring for men is not they're not shows that you necessarily need to plan.
Speaker: Glick's House of Music. 100 % has to be planned out. Jeff's Garage has to be at least 90%. At least the concept of each show has to be picked. And I've already scored a list. And then your show needs a list. Mark and Brian, they find some rando to talk to.
Speaker: They literally just copy and paste stuff and, you know. Yeah, they got an template set up in the email. They got a template set up in the email. They send it out to 40 fucking people. And whoever responds gets to be on the show. I get it, you know. I could just see that. Don't get me wrong. I'm trying the same thing. I could just see on that show when I have Mark and Brian on, it's like, let's see the wheel. Oh, hey. Mark, it's your favorite movie, Roadhouse. The remake. See the topic. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Speaker: Oh, look at that. Mark's communist views on why the remake is better. But the the.
Speaker: The planning, like the way I'm doing it is, is I, you know, Benji and I've been talking the past couple of days where he's like, what about this for an episode? I'm like, Oh, I like that. And then I'll, I literally started a list and, and where I have the title, I don't have anything else. I just have the title and I can visually see, okay, like sad or tomorrow we're doing a show on customization, customization and, and,
Speaker: And then we're also playing the game Kiefer Crush, which is kind of like a smash or pass kind of thing. And then I have another show that Benji and I were just talking about. It's called What's Your Brand? Where we're going to do your brand of car, your brand of truck, your brand of tractor, your brand of fucking tool, your brand of fucking supercar, your brand of bike. Yeah. And then, of course, it'll be discussed.
Speaker: things like that. So it's the beauty of, of having the entire week. And I get it. You, you, you are all over. You're on like everybody show. Yeah. Field mouse abouts it up. So I get it. You don't have a ton of time. Yeah. But by choice, by choice. But like last week, I was, well, so far, I have done a show for eight days in a row.
Speaker: If you really look at it, go back in there and you'll see Glick going like this, pointing a gun like this. And you don't know that I'm in, I'm in the thing with my hands tied behind my back on like. Jarvis is actually right beside me. That's why I told him he had to start putting the, that's why green screen up. And that's why he has to put the backup from now on, because he's actually right beside me. And the whole time I, I have a, I have a Pew Pew pointed at him during break.
Speaker: During break, Glick throws up lotion at him and says, it puts the lotions on his skin. I hit him in the stomach with a phone book during breaks just to remind him of some challenge. And like I said, for instance, on yours, whatever movie you're going to do, you got to watch it that week. Oh, I did watch. I'm sure you did. But if I can make a suggestion,
Speaker: There are a couple of podcasts that you should listen to. One of them called The Confused Breakfast. They do a great breakdown. They break it down into four sections. This is what happens in the first section. Then they talk about it. This is what happens in the second section of the movie. Or you can even do the three acts of the movie. The first act, the introduction. The Confused Breakfast. And they got some detail in each one of their movies. And they do 80s and 90s movies.
Speaker: They got some details that you could use because they've already done the fact checking, you know, like they, they know who the director is. They knew who the, who wrote it. They knew all that stuff. So they have that stuff. Would you can be like, okay, they've already done that research. I don't have to. Um, but
Speaker: a little bit of structure on on something like that and this is by all means i'm not the structure guy i get it i this is like the blind leading the blind here but a little bit of structure and your show will just sky fucking rock it
Speaker: Yeah, I mean and and that's one thing why I liked really having mark when we did the show cuz that motherfucker Could structure out the whole show and I'm just sitting back like yeah, I'm the host Yeah, well now that you are officially 100 % on your own without a co -host It's it's it's it's kind of your responsibility. It's your baby now and
Speaker: And and I've been watching different shows and see how they do them. And it's it's just like, hmm, how can I use that? But even you could do is put in into Google, put in your brand of laptop and how to screen record. Find a clip or find different clips of movies that you can play. Yeah.
Speaker: during the show and then talk about that scene or talk about what happened or talk about like last night or when we were talking about uh the bridge scene apparently your favorite scene i couldn't visualize because i didn't see it i could get what you were trying to get at
Speaker: but if you would have had that clip and I tried to find the clip and I couldn't, if you would have had that clip, fuck it would have just, I get it now, you know, kind of thing. Well, I was on TikTok and sorry, this is men caring for men, but evidently it's, uh, also, uh, Steven, this is how you do a podcast, you dumb bastard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The things I'm saying are things I'm remembering for myself too. Oh yeah. The thing that I hate is the things that I've told Jeff too. So.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I'm regurgitating like a little baby bird. I could hear the drill and then fucking like, Hey, here's a few ideas. You're shoving them in Jeff's brain. Yeah. I just hate that. Like, because what I was trying to do, Hey, like he was, I was trying to take those clips that you're talking about from like tick tock and other places. And I was trying to download them so that I could put them on the show.
Speaker: Screen record it every time I have the same issue like there are certain Instagram videos I sent blazing one the other day and I couldn't download it so I screen recorded it and and send it to him that way and It was about a Harley. So it's like him and I genre so but it's like The the technology that you have in your fucking pocket Yeah
Speaker: you find a clip screen record that shit and then I'll send you a link for an editor where you can chop it down break it up any way you want and that way you can be like okay like you can remove remove the sound if you need to if there's music and and that way you can be like okay this is the scene this is
Speaker: what you're seeing right now and describe the scene for the listeners because playing too much of a scene from a movie can also violate youtube copyright so if i take it out take the sound out they can't say shit it's legal so by by dropping the sound completely and then you talking over it what we're seeing is snake bliss can run across the bridge what we don't know is these
Speaker: Literally getting across there and just a second with a second spare and we're gonna learn that here in a few seconds But this is the most amazing scene ever, you know, yeah, you know with the fog and whatever describe what you're seeing and That for the listeners and I have that problem as well. I'm kind of I'm I'm figuring out Like I have this game for tomorrow called keeper crush I have a bunch of pictures of customized vehicles that I'm gonna have to describe each one and
Speaker: And then whoever's on the panel will be like, oh, yeah, we should crush the shit out of that or we should get rid of that or nobody should ever do that. Or yes, I want this in my collection kind of thing.
Speaker: So now that we're done talking about both our shows, Hey, Jeff, how's your mental health going, buddy? I was going to, I was going to ask you, you know, we're, we're, we're, we're pushing a break here. I'm so sorry. No, I was going to ask you and, and, and yeah, don't get us wrong. You know, this show is men caring for men. It is a men's mental health show.
Speaker: And, you know, supporting each other is a way of being there and men can for men. So, yeah, we're going to have the conversation to help Jarvis, you know, be better and get better. And, you know, the nonsensical nonsense way. Yeah. I berating you until you do what we tell you.
Speaker: Yeah, like when it comes to my mental health, I think like we were talking last week about, you know, finding something that
Speaker: that can build your interest. I think that's what Jeff's garage is doing. Like, because every time I'm like, fuck, you know, just I want to put my finger, my fist through a wall in you.
Speaker: Kinky like yeah, you know you like so are you feeling better this week compared to last week? I mean, I'm sure you still got stresses and oh, yeah What I've been able to do is is Focus it somewhere like it's like if I'm losing my my fucking mind on what's going on in life I'm like, okay, let's take a minute and just focus on what episode next week's gonna be
Speaker: and try to figure out the conversation. How do I better introduce? How do I better bring up the subject? And by having that little bit of focus, fucking game changer. I don't know what you're talking about, buddy.
Speaker: Sorry, I have no idea. Yeah, we don't we don't do that on nonsensical nonsense. We were just like, what are we going to talk about? I don't know. We'll figure it out on the day. Well, that's because, you know, we we we used to you know, we used to I had you know, I had I had
Speaker: What's going on, Jeeves? What's going on, buddy? You know, you know, I did, you know, I came up with, you know, a ton of segments. What the fuck news? The deep dives. And I got, I got, I got one on, I got one for, for Wednesday. I got a, I got a good conspiracy. Yeah. That's the starting five. I mean, I had so many ideas and then it was like, Hey, Jeff, why don't you do what the fuck news?
Speaker: Uh, well, and then Joe, and then, you know, and this isn't a bashing session. It's just, you know, going through the growing pains and then Tony was like, Oh, you know, I'd like to do something with the deep dot. Okay. Well, what do you want to do? Go ahead, man. Get it already. We'll, we'll give you the segment. We'll miss the mark by Sunday. It was like, there's a lake in Georgia, Google it and read it.
Speaker: There's many lakes, many places that. No, no, but like, well, it also, it was. Yeah. However, however, the top five and the top 10, I started a top 10 thing and I gave that to Jeff one time. Jeff did the biggest sports in America and football and the NFL wasn't even on there. It was the biggest sports in the world.
Speaker: world you sent me and when I started was like what in the fuck said America and I'm like dude world I know you're not a sports guy but they had cricket and lacrosse and and and and and like all these weird ass foreign sports and I'm like bro it was the most watched sports in the world facts like you facts
Speaker: But no, like I, I can't wait for Wednesday broadcast fishing. Somebody missed the mark on the top 10 was your pops. Oh yeah. We let him do one. And we're like, yeah, yeah, we're good. Like the target was over here to your left and you went so far, right. We couldn't see the fucking, and, and, and Reba, and I know Reba wasn't the original one to say it, but Reba saying about the night the lights went out in Georgia.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but uh, but no, you know, you know, everybody, you know, and I've been told, you know, one of my biggest things is I, you know, you gotta let go of the reins and let other people do things. But when I've tried to do it, it's a swing and a miss. I just do it myself.
Speaker: It was like, you know, bone and shit in half acid tabs. And then I just sat down with it because I was putting in all this planning and, and, and work. And it was like, we wouldn't get to it much easier just to fly off the top of our fucking heads and whatever we talk about, we talk about. And we usually did anyways.
Speaker: But we've done a good job at doing that. So, you know, now we're, now we're changing the game up you know what was once a three show, three night, a week show is now one night a week, so to say. Now, Mondays have changed Wednesdays have now changed and so you know.
Speaker: helping each other and that's the thing man you know people can be like oh my god you guys are talking about the dumbest shit right now but at the end of the day it's men come from men and we're supporting each other and we've created and we are still growing a community where we're going to support each other we're going to help each other grow we're going to give each other advice and that's you know it's part of the growing process you know nobody
Speaker: Nobody is perfect at everything. Nobody likes Massachusetts. Yeah. Who are you listening? But let's be honest, you know, nobody likes you. You guys don't even like yourselves. Well, yeah, like and and just to clarify, Stephen, I'm not shitting on you. No, no, no, no, no, I know. And
Speaker: And, you know, if I, I mean, if I'm going to shit on somebody, it's gonna be myself because I like that. There's a reason why I didn't want to do Jeff Scroggs for the longest time. Cause I was like, fuck dude, to do it right. It's a lot of fucking work. Well, Glick can tell you, and you probably should have recorded it, but the whole process of me going live that whole night was like me almost an hour talking and Glick going like, yeah, but
Speaker: trying to get a word in and I'm like, I don't think I should do it, but I want to do it. And Glick's just like, dude, I got to do it. I got to go to bed. And I'm just like, I'm sorry, Glick. The first night some of the best conversations we have back. Vicki Lawrence actually was the one to originally sing. Yes. Thank you. I couldn't think of her name. Well, her her then husband wrote it. Yeah. And she's the one that shot Andy in the song.
Speaker: Know how I found that out? Reservoir dogs. I've only seen that movie once. See it again. And I swear to God. My wife will not watch a Quentin Tarantino film. Dude, dance around and cut dude's ear off. Oh, Michael Madison. Yeah. Never laughed so hard in my life. But, you know, no, you know, Jeff won't want to hear it. But as he does more of Jeff's garage, I'm going to be like, hey, dude,
Speaker: Why don't you maybe, you know, offer that energy door, fucking show asshole. Well, don't think I haven't uttered that phrase to Jeff a million times in the last three years. You know, if you could give a quarter of the energy that you give Sharon about
Speaker: KTCM productions. That would be fantastic for our show. I'm just so busy. Watch this Wednesday when I do the first sports segment, I'm just like, and that's sports. I fucking sign off. He's going to come back, right? Jarvis, you're coming back, right?
Speaker: No, I'm I'm I'm taking that role very seriously said, you know if anyone on radio is watching, you know Well, and that's that's the thing is like something I was something I was thinking about it the other day
Speaker: Like I even called you and let you know I talked to that guy the other day. I have to I have to call him again this week. So the guy, believe it or not, was Glick. No, no, I actually spoke to a guy he owns like 100 miles of radio towers. And he has his own studio. He's got his own TV channels, TV TV studios, all that stuff.
Speaker: But I mentioned to him that my buddy has just got his
Speaker: certificate certificate of uh Let's not make it so I said I said degree to him and he's like you mean certificate I was like, I guess I don't know I really don't know even that even that uh Wednesdays and and i'm making fun of him the whole time And no offense if the guy's listening, but even that asshole knew it. Come on. Let's not sugarcoat it It's a fucking certificate. Yeah But you know what before we go to break and I hate to cut you off jeff
Speaker: Hey beautiful man. How are you doing Glick? How are you Ben bro? Glick's just over there like Glick's over there like okay you assholes we talk about you but we can't talk about my Sasquatch ass. I just want to talk about me.
Speaker: Not again, YouTube. I won't even sing Toby Keith. Cause you're really, my ass is still sore from what, what you did to me when I did the tribute to Toby. All right. You too. I'm sorry. I apologize. So we can't do your, your Sasquatch remix of red solo cup anymore. Fuck you, YouTube.
Speaker: That was going to go platinum. YouTube burned me quick. YouTube burned me quicker and harder than freaking Twitch did with Billy Joel. I still think it was Billy Joel that had a profit. He stumbled upon your Twitch channel and went like, I don't need this fucking sasquatch guy. But no, how's how's your mental health been, bro? I don't know, man. I'm good, I guess. I'm just the normal day to day life stuff.
Speaker: Uh, at the end of the day, um, you know, I can't really complain. Um, just, uh, going through, don't fucking try to go through the motions, man. I got graduation route. I don't know why I'm the one that's, uh, stressing over graduation and, and shit. And my daughter like, whoa, I'm the first Sasquatch Wookie hybrid to graduate from high school. Thank you very much.
Speaker: No, yeah, no. I mean, I, yeah, for the most part, you know, like I said, man, life I'm digging the new, the new company. I won't say new job because it's same jobs as new company. I'm digging the new company. I'm liking what's going on and what I'm seeing so far. Um, you know, just trying to adjust because, you know, unfortunately it was like starting a new job and had to go three weeks without a paycheck. So now, you know, it's like in that recovery mode, but.
Speaker: Shout out to me. I get get paid three times in May. So I'll recover pretty quick. Suck it. Work it. So just got to deal with that stress. You know, we all know how stressful and frustrating, you know, money issues can be. So it kind of wears on everybody. You know, not so much the kids because obviously we don't.
Speaker: They don't they don't know or anything like that, but you know like Nikki and I kind of wears on us and she started a new job today and So excited about that both of us are excited about that. She's pretty excited so Just a normal day -to -day thing man. I'm actually I'm actually good. You know a little exhausted a little tired, but I
Speaker: You know, a lot of stuff going on with your forties. You're used to it. Yeah, it's nothing new for me to be exhausted and tired. You know, I know that I've got myself spread pretty thin between real life and podcast life and and stuff like that. But, you know, at the end of the day, I know it's a pain in the ass right now. Hopefully it'll all be worth it at the end of the day. That's probably one of my biggest worries is this is all going to blow up in my face and
Speaker: I'm going to be looking like a fucking idiot again. So, you know, you guys are worried about joining a network because you've been burned before. I'm worrying about.
Speaker: bringing people on and creating the network because you know so many people in the last three years have made me out to look like a complete fucking asshole just for trying to create something and build something so you know I've got that you know that that that worry on my on my mind not that I think you guys would do that you know you and Mark and Brian I don't think you guys are gonna do that it's still just
Speaker: It's what's happened. And I'm, you know, I've still got my guard up at the same time. Like, you know, all right, when's, when's the other foot going to drop? When, when is, uh, when is Jarvis finally going to do this small stool trick? Yeah. What is Jarvis going to absolutely fly off the handle and, and, and shoot up a post office, the post office being the nonsensical network.
Speaker: Thank you for fucking clarifying that. All of a sudden, we're live and Jeff hears a knock on his door goes answered and all we hear is 16 gunshots and Jarvis going, ah, now who's laughing? And I'm like, what the fuck? And as I die, I go, well, at least you did it live. You did something right.
Speaker: we're joking everyone we're joking they shoot me some more well fuck you i got like the list from fucking billy madison where he's got the fucking list of people my last words are wait that's the line hey jeff you ever see the sunrise no why
Speaker: I don't know. Explain it to me, Jarvis. Fuck you. Jarvis quotes the line from Walton Goggins and Fallout from his television show. It's like, I don't speak Spanish. Explain that to me. Explain why Conor McGregor is saying the line that I always forget.
Speaker: in that movie explain why that's such a good part hold on let me bring mark up for that one yeah but no yeah i mean that's that's what i you know that's one of the biggest things that's going on in my mind right now is i'm just i'm really worried that this is all gonna blow up and bite me in the ass but
Speaker: I mean, since, you know, there was a bigger show out there, but you made me the number one draft pick, you know, I ain't going anywhere. I'll, I'll, I'll lead us to seven Superbowls. You know, I won't, I won't pull a Tom Brady and freak out at, you know, my coach because my coach is a raging asshole. You know, I mean, you guys are winning Superbowls deal with it. God, God, God forbid Bill Belichick doesn't allow me to have my own personal massage person. Oh, I mean, personal trainer, I mean, a trainer.
Speaker: You know, I mean, Giselle might be onto something there. Tommy boy. Yeah. Fuck off Tom Brady. No, you know, yeah, I mean, that's just where he's our number one listener. Hey, you never know on the sports show. Just saying. Don't worry, Tom. I do. Don't worry, Tom. I'll kiss it all the way. It'll be OK. I'll give you somebody.
Speaker: Give you that champion belt sloppy toppy. Come here, Daddy. That's for play. He was on my belt. I put on his rings. Yeah, I'm down. I was like, you know, I wish I could have been as great as a champion as you, but you know, I'll settle for my seven. Said no one ever.
Speaker: But no, you know, no, it's just that, you know, so that's that's a that's a constant worry on my mind right now is because I put a lot of time and energy into this and you know, and it's sacred and I and I end up sacrificing, you know, well, you know, and I was thinking about that today, you know, you you are
Speaker: on a lot of episodes, you're on a lot of shows, you know, when you can. I'm hosting four shows. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking of myself today as like, holy fuck, I'm gonna have to be live three nights a week.
Speaker: And I was like, and then I thought about it. I was like, well, click, click those four. I guess that's not so bad. Sometimes five, sometimes six, you know, I, but, and that's, and that's why my goal is to have Connor be the host of this show, because in all honesty, I would love for him to host it and it'd be his show. And I'm going to start taking Mondays off. Yeah. You know what? I, I, in a couple of Mondays, you know, I'll do a couple of Mondays a month.
Speaker: Uh, but I want Connor to host it, you know, kind of like Jarvis the show. He has his show. I'll pop in, uh, you know, from time to time, you know, I'll pop in with the guys on talking shit. Um, you know, I really want, you're doing, you're doing five shows this week, aren't you? No, I'm doing, uh, you're doing the talking shit show. I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing tonight's show. I'm doing Wednesday. Uh, there's no, there, uh, Thursday will be Glick's house of music.
Speaker: Yeah. So then Friday he doesn't do the show. Yeah. So I'm not doing a show Friday because Thursday because it'll be talking shit.
Speaker: You know as as the founder and creator of the network, it'll probably be the Glick's house of music with fucking shit Filling I see what you did there. Yeah There's no egos here at No, they'll have top billing, but I was only one ego Deal with
Speaker: Because I know they'll be on their on their YouTube channel, so I'll probably put it up on on this YouTube channel as clicks house of music with talking shit Special guests Ritchie one of the days. I want to have you on the garage for the simple fact You know tools kind of like the way I know tools so like I want to do a tool episode and I don't even know where I have it planned, but
Speaker: Uh, I want to have you on that show if you're, if you're available, you know, tools, heavy equipment, man. I'm not going to tell you how to break down a fucking, uh, uh, uh, you know, a cat diesel or anything like that. But I mean, I know, you know, I was, I was a heavy equipment operator. So yeah.
Speaker: I know, I know that stuff, but you know, like I said, I'll, I'll, you know, I want Monday nights to be caught on our show. I'll pop in from time to time. Um, that way it'll give me Mondays off and then I can focus on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturdays and then just kind of pop in from shows from time to time. Yeah. Um, if.
Speaker: Uh, if the opportunity arises for somebody else to now, I won't, I don't think that, no, I don't think I'd ever give up Wednesday. Cause that's kinda. Wednesday's kind of like, that's, that's our baby. Yeah. Wednesday's and Saturdays are our baby. So, but, um, but yeah, no, I mean, that's just, that's just a constant worry for me. I'm afraid of letting everybody down. I'm afraid of, of, of it blowing up. Uh, fuck you, Jeff. I'm not worried about.
Speaker: Well, just for a little bit of reassurance, dude, I think what we're doing is is I think it's something special. You know, it definitely is. We have six people that come together to to to do this and to get six people to agree on anything. It's kind of a feat. Well, yeah, I mean, you got you got you got your you got your core six.
Speaker: and then you know not only that but we've got a kick -ass cast of uh of uh thank you Jarvis I was getting ready to do that. I was gonna do that same. We've got a kick -ass cast of uh of extras and and and like
Speaker: character. I don't want to call them characters, but uh, speaking of characters, we got a kick -ass crew that, that, well, well, as, as, as the only person that might understand this and Jarvis might understand it a lot, we have some hangarounds in a good way. Yeah. In a good way. You know? Yeah. Well, we have hangarounds that, uh, wish to become full -patch members one day. Yeah.
Speaker: oh my god you know what jesus sister i don't care yeah they're a fun cast of characters that hang out they come up on the shows from time to time they're in the chatter's box you know they they so
Speaker: Yeah. We're going to get you a full patch eventually, buddy. So, you know, that's cool. You know, I like that. You know, again, there's a reason for the chatter's box. Go ahead, Jesus. Make my day. Fuck around. Yeah. And like I said, you know, I do have that constant fear in the back of my mind of
Speaker: I'm gonna either a I'm gonna let everybody down or or be it's just gonna all blow up in my face and I'm gonna look like a Jackass Come on Jesus. I know you can do better than that brother About nine combinations there. I was kind of impressive actually Yeah, how many more fake accounts do you have there? I was gonna say that's that's how boring can your life be? Yeah Get some friends man
Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to go on again. The nephew now, the nephew. That's once again, I'm mildly impressed. At least. Thank you, Jeff. At least change again. And you're just using the same copy and paste statement. It's literally a copy and paste that they're just kind of.
Speaker: Probably. It would not surprise me. Good possibility. Get him, blazin'. Get him. I'm blazin' on you. Okay, we get it. You have hemorrhoids. There's an easy fix for that. A bullet. No. At this point, I 100 % condone it.
Speaker: But yeah, I know you want to go on break. But I am going to jump down. I just want to pop up and kind of state my facts that I was only there to help yesterday. Yeah, no, I know. You're not winning this, Jesus. You can keep making as many fake accounts as you want, buddy. How many emails does this dude have? I'm just saying.
Speaker: I don't know. He's probably a dumpster each individual. Can you use the same email? I don't know. You have to have a different email. Because I have that problem myself because I have four or five accounts. I actually granddaughter. Yeah. This is probably all on frickin. I think it's YouTube that he's doing it on. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Every YouTube comment or you have to have an email backing it.
Speaker: Um, but yeah, I do want to, I do want to take a real quick break. Um, Jeff, you're welcome to hang out. If you'd like, uh, I'll see if I got enough battery. I know. Uh, I got to make a thing called chargers. I know, but I gotta go cook.
Speaker: I'm going to do a Tony Dean slam some pots and pans around, make it sound like I'm cooking and then order DoorDash, you know, I mean, let's be on pots and pans around just to make a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich. Yep, yep, yep. I'll never let him live that down. That was some bitch was something else. I mean, I like mayonnaise just as much as the next white guy, but damn, dude.
Speaker: Well, there are people that are sadder than most of us. And that's what Jesus is now fiance is. Yeah. Jesus was engaged. Uh, but no, it's not. It's the grandmother. A real quick break. I'm sure, uh, Connor, I'm not sure when Connor will be joining us. I know he said, uh, his son had a baseball game today this evening. He's an hour behind us.
Speaker: Uh, you know, he might be stumbling and staggering at any time now, but we were going to blaze and brought this up on Saturday night and blaze. And if you're available because you did bring this topic up, uh, you can either be in the comments and, uh, uh, chat along with us, add your two cents, or if you want to come up, you're more than welcome to come up. Uh,
Speaker: Laysen brought up Saturday night about doing a show on friendships. And again, I'll be honest, I've been a little busy the last couple of days, so I didn't really have time to prepare much for tonight. So I was like, you know, I believe Laysen was onto something. We'll go ahead and run that shit. But not only friendships, but knowing but knowing
Speaker: When it's time to cut toxic people out of your life and not feeling bad about cutting toxic people out of your life, these fake friends, these snakes that lie in the grass and wait and they're not there to really serve any purpose and letting them go and realizing that it doesn't make you a bad person because you want to better yourself by letting go of the toxicity of the world, if you will.
Speaker: um because i can do this all day jesus apparently so does jesus no it's not really hard when you're fucking pretty much obviously yeah copying and pasting all the time but uh before we before we go to break i do want to uh
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Speaker: Uh, Friday, we had a good time, good conversation. Uh, this is his brand new song that just debuted Friday night. Uh, it's called a life of a center featuring T Graham.
Speaker: Another day in Tennessee Here alone, no one but me Myself and I Another bottle in my hand I've taken all I can But here I am
Speaker: God I don't know your plan But you take me as I am Just a little crazy But I'm in your hands Thank you for one more day And loving me along the way That's the life of the sender And the prayers I pray
Speaker: There's so much that I do wrong But God you've always been there For me all along I'm thankful that you can Love a broken heart like mine Understand and forgive me Time after time
Speaker: I don't know your plan But you take me as I am Just a little crazy But I'm in your hands Thank you for one more day And loving me along the way That's the life of this world
Speaker: God, I don't know your plan But you take me as I am Just a little crazy But I'm in your hands Thank you for one more day And loving me along the way That's the life of God
Speaker: We're working progress, but you help us every day. Because that's the life of a sinner and the prayers I pray. Really like that song. I'm not a big religious person, but I really like that song. It's a cool song. Cool message behind it.
Speaker: That's Hunter Lott. That's his new song. You guys can find all of his music.
Speaker: all at hungarlotmusic .com. Plus, he's on all the social medias. Go ahead and check him out. Show the kids some love. He was a great guest. Look forward to having him on again down the road. He's already talking about coming back on and making sure he has his camera fixed this time. He was fun. It was a good interview, but welcome back to Men Caring for Men, a nonsensical network original, if you will. I like saying that.
Speaker: the network. Don't forget, you can check out all the shows that are out here on the network. We got shows seven days a week, you can simply go to bio .link slash the nonsensical network. All the social medias are there. And don't forget, you can also listen on all the major podcast platforms. All the shows are there as well, or they will be there soon. Jarvis, I got to get you the login for Zencaster, because now yours two shows deep.
Speaker: So you can get your stuff uploaded onto Zendcaster. Damn right I am, buddy. Because I'm not uploading other people's shows. No, no. And I don't expect you to. That was more of a conversation to Jeffrey. I upload my own show, thank you very much. I know. Well, now. I had to tell him, I ain't uploading your damn shows.
Speaker: Hey, see, Jesus, you said you beat me, but yet you're still blocked and your comments don't show up. So who beat who? Don't worry. No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I just, not you, not you, not you. I was talking to, uh, I was talking to blaze. I just, I didn't want you to think like, Oh, I'm stealing an idea from you and not give you the opportunity to come up and join us as well. So you're, you're good, bro. That's all I said. If you, if you wanted to, you could have, but, um, no, you're good, man.
Speaker: Um, Max plays and I had a therapy session today too. Um, you know, I'm, I'm really glad that you guys are golden therapy and that it's working for you guys. Uh, I wish I would have had a better experience. Um, but, uh, it just wasn't, it wasn't for me. It wasn't, it wasn't my thing. I'm glad that, you know, like you and, uh, you and, uh, Blaze and Connor.
Speaker: are doing it and and getting that outlet and having that that that that forum to get help that's awesome uh especially if it's working and if it's helping out um but um no like i said i i don't know those son of a bitch i told him you should do this and then he doesn't you know i don't even have the audacity to bring me up you just stay in the ciders box where you belong blazing i don't need you up here picking fights with our viewers anyways
Speaker: But no, you're $11 words. I know I I had the same way. I mean, in third grade when my mom put me into therapy because of her telling me who my real father was, which at in third grade, did I really need need it, Mom? Was it clear? Probably. All right, it was just too easy. It was just there. Yeah, it was a little hanging fruit for leaving.
Speaker: Sorry. Well, you guys started. You guys started it. I was trying. I was trying my damnedest to get it. You guys started it. And you know, I have no filter, Jarvis. You know, I can't help myself. Oh, a piece of candy. Oh, a piece of candy. Oh, hey, something to get Jarvis on. Let's go. No, that was 100 % that guy coming in looking for a fight.
Speaker: Like, we weren't even having a political conversation. Shut up with your weird mumbo jumbo bro. Anywho, I kind of put a little tailspin on or a little twist on what Blazin said.
Speaker: You know, we spent the first hour or so of the show basically talking about having those good friendships, those healthy friendships, you know, not always necessarily a relationship with a significant other, but, you know, I think, you know, a lot of men lack that healthy
Speaker: Friendship your healthy relationship with other men because there's you know, like I know I was in a position or once upon a time where I was very standoffish and I was very Which you know Jeff knows me from high school, which is not who I am, you know to be the quiet guy in the room and not you know, you know be a presence I've always been somebody who can go into a room and
Speaker: and have a good time and be friends with everybody and kind of make my presence known. But I reached a point where I felt like I didn't have anybody. And a lot of it was just because it was in my own head. But now, you know, I've got developed friendships with people like Jeff and I reconnecting and with Connor and and whatnot. As men, we need to have those relationships with either a we're just busting each other's balls or or even the intimacy.
Speaker: you know, we're like, we're like, you and I've called each other just a fucking vent. I mean, that's not the only reason they called each other. You ain't just whistling nixie, buddy. Oh, those weren't phone calls. Those were video chats. That's video chat. Yeah. And I don't have pants on for those either, buddy. We found out through all our video chats together, we're very gentle lovers.
Speaker: But like, but he's so much smaller than me. I'm not trying to limit you guys. Yeah, but it's a little heavy. But but having the having somebody that you can call and just like, dude, I just need to get this off my chest. I don't need you to comment. And the other one going, I get it. Go. Yeah. And, you know, when there's a pause, I get it. Keep going. What else?
Speaker: I get it. And then you don't feel like you're being judged. That was one of the things about a lot of the, because Jeff and I reconnected. I did have, I was doing better than I was, but I still had a lot of dark moments. And there was a lot of times where I would just call and, or Jeff would get this intuition and he would call me and be like, hey, what's going on? And next thing I know it's four hours later.
Speaker: I'm crying into my chest. Yeah. I got to change my t -shirt three times. Yeah. You know, you know, I'm yelling and screaming. I've, uh, break down whatever the case may be. And he's just right there. Yep. I mean, the next day you good, man? Like everybody thought I, Oh my God. So, so on Haps, we, they had like, uh, it was like a Saturday night Haps where they would literally play Uno.
Speaker: And I still can't figure out how they did it. So they would play Uno for hours. And some dumbass drank the entire time. And he was so fucking hammered the next night. People were messing with me. You know, like I had talked to Tony once at that point. He called me. He's like, dude, is Blake okay? Like, fuck if I know? I'm in fucking Mexico. He's in Ohio. It's not like I can run down the street like
Speaker: How you doing, buddy? No, I have no fucking clue. But I knew it was a Sunday. And I was like, No, he's good. He usually doesn't go online on Sunday. It's my it's my it's my own blood day, you know, kind of unblog and unwind. And then Monday, they're like, Oh, hey, I'm like, nothing happened. It was a Saturday night. I got hammered. There's nothing new. Just
Speaker: got hammered and went to bed and woke up Sunday afternoon and then went and watched movies on the couch and ordered door to head. But it's nice to have those real friends, the real friends you can count on, the guys that you can count on if you need a shoulder to cry on, if you just need to vent, if you need to. Or it's nice to have those friendships where we have those friendships on this network with
Speaker: the guys here and in our chatter's box where we rib each other a lot. We bust each other's balls a lot and none of it's serious. It's all in good nature. And each of us know that we can be like, I could send a message like, ooh, two -parted.
Speaker: that hits home. And my bad, you know, I mean, it doesn't, it hasn't happened, but if, if it does, the other would 100 % back off or cross the line, go further and make it funnier. And which would be totally worth it. Yeah. Oh, I see your line and I raise it, but it's, it's, it's a true friendship. And, and I don't, I don't, I don't think that, you know,
Speaker: I don't think we see that too often anymore today with even when we were younger, you have some people that you grew up with or whatever. I've got a guy that he's one of my best friends in the whole world. He's like my little brother and we'll go months without talking to each other and then just randomly start talking and then we'll hang out and it'd be like we never missed a beat.
Speaker: With the flip side of the coin, you also have those friends out of convenience because it's convenient for them to be your friend. We've all had those. What can you do for me? What have you done for me? Exactly. And those are the kind of people that really wear on your mental psyche and really start to wear you down.
Speaker: Charles is like, yeah, like these assholes, my new podcast. We're your friends Jarvis. All right. If anybody else stepped in and tried to do that shit, we beat them down. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. Feel like you're like our little brother. It's one for us to do it, but nobody else is allowed. Well, Steven, you ever seen the movie, um, lightning Jack. I've heard of it, but I don't think I have.
Speaker: One of the greatest lines, Paul Hogan says to Cuba Gooding Jr., who plays on mute, he says, if you ride with me, I'm going to come up with a lot more funny jokes, but nobody else will. And that's basically how Glick and I roll. I mean, I can make funny all fucking day, but some fucking stranger on the street does it? That guy's ass. More ways around.
Speaker: And, you know, like I said, there's, there's, uh, that, that, that friends of convenience. Oh, nice. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's some,
Speaker: But and I've had people in my life where, you know, I, I thought we were friends like that only to find out that behind my back. Yeah. Well, you get burned like that enough and you start to wonder, like, yeah, you become cynical, but you also like, I don't think there's something like if I called Glick tomorrow and I was like, Hey, by the way, I think I want to smoke Steven's pole. He'd be like,
Speaker: All right. You may have said that up live, you know, but, or, or if I was like, uh, you know, you know, we've, we've of course had the suicide talks, you know, in, in all that shit where,
Speaker: It usually comes down to one of us going, here we are. I just need to just focus on one thing or, you know, uh, sometimes it's advice. Sometimes it's, it could be anything, but the fact that you see, yeah, Steven here wanted, uh, but, but being able to, being able to know that I have that person. And I, I truly believe Blake is, is one of those people.
Speaker: that I could be like, you know, a shit's about to go down and he's going to pull a Jeremy Renner, which are we going to take? Oh, whose car are we taking? Yeah, exactly. Because, you know, I'm low on gas and you're far away, but, but trust me, you'd be low on gas is not even a beginning part of your problem. No, but you know what I mean? Like, no, I'm saying you're low on gas. But, but like my, my thing is, is like,
Speaker: We've all had those people in the past that we thought that was true. And we're like, do I, I trust this guy, but I've been before. I don't have that hesitation with what. No, exactly. And, and, and, and that's, that's one of the reasons, you know, I, I have a very small circle these days. There's a lot of people that I used to call friends that I learned.
Speaker: you know, I you know, I would have done anything for him. Uh I would have done anything to help him anything that I could that I could do. It's not just friends, some family too. Yeah. To to help and and then come to find out that you know, once once my back was turned. Um yeah, the duck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, you know, knives were coming my way or there's that saying uh
Speaker: Judge how good of a friend a person is, not because when you're in the room and people are talking about you, but when you're out of the room, and I know I butchered that all up. It's what they do when they're in a room and you're not around and people are talking about you as opposed to what they do when you're in the room and people are talking about you. And I've unfortunately had to learn that. I've had to learn that in recent time.
Speaker: You know, look somebody that I would have gone to bat for, gone to war for or some people I should say people in general, you know, so, you know, didn't come to find out that they were just snakes in the grass, man. Well, and here's my question about that. And obviously there's no answer, but does that come to how people were raised?
Speaker: I mean, it's like, I was raised, you know, I, I, we all, we all take the line from, I believe it was Godfather. Uh, keep your friends close. You know what I mean? It's close to God. It's our war, but, um, Jesus, burnt my onion. Um, it's, it's that, fuck, I burnt my onion. Um, I was separating chickens. Um, we've all had thought we had,
Speaker: friends, but they were literally keeping their enemy close. Well, yeah, or, you know, they, yeah, exactly. You know, uh, the unnecessary plotting and scheming, like they're out to get you when you're, you're picking them up off the ground every five minutes. Yeah. And the whole time they're, they're plotting and scheming and, uh, you know, like blazing just said, I a hundred percent agree, man. Uh, as, as, as we get older, especially for men, uh,
Speaker: you know, it becomes harder to make friends. However, uh, I agree. It's not a bad thing. We've learned a lot throughout the years, you know, a lot of wisdom and knowledge. And you know, it's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep it at arms distance. You know, I'm not gonna, you know, uh, that way, you know, I don't get a hundred percent burn. And there's other people that, uh, you know, they're sneaky and slimy and they, they, they weasel their way in. And then.
Speaker: you know, when it comes down and you're stuck holding, holding the bag, looking like a fucking shithead. And you're like, wow, all I did was try to be your friend. And this is, this is how you repay me. Like, so, you know, people do become cynical and then you look down on because like, no, I'm not an asshole. I'm just, uh, I'm not going to be a punching bag anymore. Yeah. I'm not going to get suckered again. And I'm going to be a little bit, uh, you know, a little bit hesitant, a little bit more weary of people. Um,
Speaker: You know, judge me as you will, I guess, at the end of the day, but, uh, you know, I'm sure some people out there watching this right now and I'm probably. You know, they might be watching this or listening to a replay and they're probably feeling some sort of way. Well.
Speaker: If you're, if you're feeling some sort of way and you're probably one of those people and it's not even directed towards me, maybe they're listening in and they're feeling some sort of way about somebody else and in their life. Well, surprise, surprise. If you're feeling something, yeah. You probably never felt it before, but I made the comment before, you know, a snake will shed its skin. But at the end of the day, a snake is still a snake. So if it's bit you once it's going to bite you again. Yeah. Thanks. I appreciate it, bro.
Speaker: Again, keep your enemies closer. We're, we're keeping an eye on this one. We don't really, I agree. Uh, gingers are, uh, they're, they're shifty little, little creatures. I think we got to keep them. I feel like, I feel like I'm Michael Scottish, right? I feel like I'm Michael Keaton, you know, when they're like, we really want this guy as Batman. And then once it.
Speaker: Once it worked out, they're all like, see, we told you we want them. We knew it this whole time. Calm down. You are. I'm sorry, buddy. I love you to death, but you are not Michael. Okay. Okay. George Clooney. Okay. It's kind of like, it's kind of like you remember on Roseanne when they changed Becky's and they're like, wonder if the fans are going to notice or on scrubs when they changed, uh, what's her name? I was like the doctor, the lady doctor, Sarah talk.
Speaker: They never changed her. They changed the life of the older doctor, I think. No, they did not. I thought in one of the first couple of episodes. You heard me, woman. She was played by somebody else and then they changed her out. But it was early. No, no, no. You're talking about. Yeah, I do.
Speaker: They dropped what's her name in psych after one episode because her care wasn't Jules. Yeah. No, no, that was great different. I thought they did that and scrubs like a very good, but no in Roseanne, they like they swapped out and I was like, maybe we'll notice, but it actually worked out being better. Yeah. I love, I love the new Becky.
Speaker: Oh, I said, yeah, we got we got to, you know, keep genders at bay, just like we do the Scottish. Just in case. Just in case. Just in case. But Jeff's just worried that you're going to go brave hard on his ass. I'm banking on it, baby. Yeah. We already know. But you know, I'm winning the pool. I'm winning the pool. Come on.
Speaker: Not only that, but as we get older, the true friendships that we have, we value more. Oh, a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I think, you know, if you and I hadn't started nonsensical nonsense and then, you know, eventually what is now the network, we would still be talking three or four times a week anyways. We would just have insane phone bills or our wives would think we're cheating on them.
Speaker: with another dude. No, you still could come up here. You could come up if you were actually present. Hey, he's got school stuff in life, I understand. Well, he installed a faucet today. We're doing his homework when he's installing that faucet. We literally just started the conversation at the end of the day.
Speaker: Don't worry, I didn't plan on you being here tonight anyway, so. We had that conversation about unreliable co -hosts. I didn't want to say your name, but. The first part of the episode was Podcasting 101. I had to go get a bench warmer off the bench to fill in for you tonight.
Speaker: Sorry, Jeff, you're a bench warmer on Mondays, buddy. That's right. I'm the Rob Schneider, a bench woman. Short, but can they knock the shit out of the ball? I'll be right back. I get some water. We're alert, Jarvis. Oh, shut up. Don't be jealous, you Sasquatch fuck. Tuck that shit in. I think it's the other thing, you know, not only not only
Speaker: You know to piggyback off of a blaze and said not only as we get older Is it does it seem like it's harder to make friends or whatever? But when you do make friends when you're older you you 100 value those friendships even more because That it's it's true. It's it's super hard to make friends as you're old. I mean, it's not like you know a Buddy of mine down the road. He was telling me he's like
Speaker: He's like, I said, I asked him, I said, how do you make new friends? And he's like, well, there's a, they have it on Tinder that you can find friends. I was like, yeah, that's just gay dudes looking for other dudes. Well, I mean, they do like Tinder. They have that where you can put, and even like. Doesn't that just sound creepy? Like the way your picture looks, you know? But even like, yeah, Facebook. I like to smoke a bowl too.
Speaker: They have a friendship section. And I actually tried that on Facebook at one point in time. I was like, Oh, cool. I can meet guys in the area. And when I first came back home to Ohio, you know, cool. I can meet guys in the area because last thing I wanted to do was be a prisoner in my own home again. Like I was down in Charleston.
Speaker: And, you know, I, you know, I met like one or two guys on there that were cool, but they just wanted to play video games. I'm like, well, this isn't really helping me get out of my house. I'm still sitting in my house. I'm just playing video. Exactly. So it was like, well, uh, I mean, they were fun to, you know, they were cool to hang out on the X box or whatever play call of duty with, but, but outside of that, yeah, there was a lot of, you know, again,
Speaker: Another, another wrong with it to each their own. But there was also a lot of gay dudes on there as well. And it was like, I'm not gay and I'm not looking for a gay, really. I'm looking for like fucking friends to hang out with. Like, you know, somebody to go have a fucking beer with, you know, help me move, help me move a couch occasionally, have a pizza with shooting the shit about the day.
Speaker: Uh, you know, like, Hey man, like it's fucking Friday. My kids are at their moms. I just, I don't want to sit at the house on another Friday night, but I'm not really trying to be in the dating pool either because yeah. I don't know where you are. I know a bunch of bottom feeders at the end of the day. I mean, Jesus Christ. I mean, we all know we discussed that Saturday night. I didn't have the best of luck. Uh, you know, I had a couple that were questioned my sanity and that, and that, you know, but.
Speaker: But you know that that occasional guy that will blow you at the end of the day, that's pretty good day. I'm just saying. How you doing? Well, there's a Hummer. That's right. I can close my eyes and picture Jennifer Aniston. I'm just saying. But, you know, yeah, making friends like in most people do it at work.
Speaker: You know, when you meet a guy from work, you guys are both in the same thing or, you know, whatever. You'd be like, Hey, dude, you want to go for a beer after work? That, you know, but for somebody like me who doesn't leave their house. Hey. Facts on facts. Facts. But it's like, you know, I have, I have friends at work that I talk to occasionally, but it's like when, when, when you work remotely and you call somebody up, it's like, am I bothering this guy? Yeah.
Speaker: You know, you know, even even even now like if if I was in Ohio I could go over knock knock on Chris's door and he'd be like, yeah, come on in. Let's have a beer. I mean, I agree. But but calling calling I'm like, yeah, we just spoke three hours yesterday. Do I really want to call him again? I think I'm some weird fucking stalker.
Speaker: So if we live if we like if we were if we were neighbors or lived in the same neighborhood You wouldn't even have to knock on the door because I'd come home from work and be like Jeff Yeah, exactly, you know, but but I mean that's the thing it's like In your 40s finding somebody new that you can do that with where you're like, hey Bob bring beer We're gonna light a campfire in the backyard Just get a lot of it is is rare
Speaker: Mm -hmm. It doesn't happen every day So I get it yes, it's it's super exactly, you know Like I said, you know And it's mildly awkward and creepy Well, yeah, I mean like me and my neighbor are cool super nice guy older gentleman super nice guy, you know last Friday he just bought a bar up the road and
Speaker: Nicki and I were out and about, and we went and seen a couple of her friends. And I was like - Go figure. That is why Chris's friends are like, you got a bar? Well, no, we were friends before that. Jackpot, motherfucker. But we went out to dinner. We went and met a couple of her friends at a new bar. And then afterwards, we left. And I was like,
Speaker: Mr. Bill said he's at the bar tonight. You want to go check it out and go see him. And she was like, yeah, let's go. We wound up going up there and sitting with him for a few hours. And it was probably the mostly I'd actually got to the three of us got to sit down and talk and chitchat and a really cool conversation with him. Like I said, he's a little bit older guy, but thoughts gentlemen. Um,
Speaker: And, and there's one second, but we keep saying, you know, Oh, you know, now that summer's coming up, like, you know, Friday or, or during the week, you know, throw some shit on the, on the grill, Mr. Bill come over, you know, his, his, his lady friend, whatever, come over and have a few drinks, maybe play cards or something like that. Uh, and hang out, you know, but, uh, it might be one of those things where you say in passing conversation.
Speaker: or it never happens. Right. Yeah. You know, but, uh, you know, but a good neighbor, nonetheless, it's a nice neighbor to have, but it's not that neighbor that I'm going to go over on a Friday and knock on his door and be like, Hey buddy, I just bought a case of beer. Let's see if we can finish it off in the next hour. You know, but, uh, you know, I'm not like my old neighbor that I had in Charleston. He was awesome. Him and I, you know, if I was pulling in and he was pulling in at the same time or.
Speaker: you know, or if I was in the garage and he would be like, Hey, what's up? Oh, nothing. I'm beer. Nope. I'll need a beer, but I'm on Periscope. I can't talk right now. No, get his dabs out. He would do his thing. I would drink beer. We would enjoy each other's company. Just chit -chatting and bullshit. Uh, great guy. You know, it's somebody that I still talk to occasionally from now and then even today. Um, but.
Speaker: It's not like a true friendship, you know what I mean? I don't think the guy's gonna do anything to stab me in the back, but at the same time, it'd be like really weird. You're not gonna confess your love of pink or something like that to the guy. But to answer lady's question, and I don't think it's controversial at all.
Speaker: Well, there is a stigmatism to it that you know the the saying when it when men and women are friends that one wants to sleep with the other I can I believe like he wants to sleep at least one of us but But like I she does take us to bed all night, but well, but it's like I don't
Speaker: I have a friend, her and I were really close. We were friends. We worked at the same garage together. And. I think Jeff is projecting.
Speaker: Maybe it is wishful thinking. Maybe that's why Jeff ended up saying, nope, not going over to Europe anymore. Yeah, I was worried like he was going to kidnap me and use me as a backpack. But it's like a friend of mine. Yeah, keep it in your pocket. Little Tinkerbell, male version of Tinkerbell.
Speaker: I'm the opposite of Diminy Cricket because I'm going to tell you, no, jump off the bridge. You'll be awesome. But like a friend of mine, she and her name was Tiffany, her and I were really good friends and sex was 100 % off the table. And I mean, it wasn't even like I was thinking like it could have happened kind of thing. It just wasn't on the table. So but but there was constant rumors flying around that her and I were fucking.
Speaker: for the simple fact we'd both go lunch together, you know, all that stuff. And we just kind of, you know, she, she had issues in her past. I don't want to put everything out there, but she had issues in her past where, where, uh, I asked her one day, I said, what are you seeing somebody or something? And she's like, no, I don't date. And I was like, well, that's weird. And she explained because of her past, she sex is a hundred percent off the table for her. And I was like, I get it. You know, we just, you know, and,
Speaker: It's not like I was trying to be like, hey, you see anybody? Because I'm free right now. It wasn't even that. It was just like, what drew us to each other, in the group of friends I had at that garage, we used to call ourselves techs, because we were techs. The shop manager was called Technicians.
Speaker: And a true technician cannot, you cannot have a 100 % stock car. You have to have, you know, some stupid exhaust tip you found, you know, that doesn't even go to your car, but you bolted on there. Cause it's there. It was literally your work car. And we, you know, you become into one of the texts, but, uh, w her and I would, as you, as the company, it was courtesy. As you'd taken an old car, they'd throw away like the tires.
Speaker: that were still good because they had to have brand new tires and whatnot. So there was a set of Firehawk GT Radials, expensive fucking drag racing tires. And her and I fought over who got to keep the back set because they were a foot and a half wide. We were like, no, no, that's mine. And we each ended up taking fun. But if I don't think it's one of those what's what's what's the I can't remember the word for it.
Speaker: Um, there's a stereotype behind men and women being friends, but I think it can happen. Well, I, you know, I think, I think men and women very easily have friendships that are strictly platonic at the end of the day. And, and you know, the people who say anything different.
Speaker: Uh, whether it be a man or a woman that says, you know, men and women can't be friends. It's because they have their own insecurities and their own issues that, that they don't want to address because they know at the end of the day, deep down the side, they can't be strictly platonic friends with, with, with the opposite sex. Um, or they have just, uh, a ton of insecurities in general. And, and you know, they, they want to project that onto other people. You know, I have.
Speaker: I there's several girls from high school. I joke around all the time about being friendzoned a lot. And it wasn't that I was being friendzoned. I was I was putting myself in the friendzone. Yeah, of course. Well, you can't you can't you read a woman like other people read a fucking brick wall going, yep, that's the end of the road. Got it. Yeah. So, you know, I have I have friendships from high school with, you know, one of my best friends from high school, you know,
Speaker: We still chitchat and not as regularly as we used to, or that we did at one point, but, you know, we'll Snapchat each other or whatever. I mean, she's, she's with somebody she's, she's actually a lesbian and she's with her partner and.
Speaker: You know and I'll put a snap from her and I ain't worried about Nikki being right there because I know this is gonna be something goofy like a picture of her dog or something she's eating or Some goofy face that she's making just because she got a new coffee and I owe you know, whatever the case may be But you know, I think yeah, I think it boils down to a lot of insecurities when when when people tell you can't be a friends with the opposite sex and
Speaker: Or you know strictly platonic and it's insecurities that they have and then it Also causes issues. I mean, you know, and it can cause issues in relationships. I've seen that before I've lived before you know Bitches be crazy I honestly have more female friends than I have male friends I
Speaker: And never once has that line been crossed with any of them. Yeah. I mean, for, for both sides, I think, you know, if you are friend, if you're a guy and you're friends with a woman and yet it's platonic, I do agree where Connor did say that, you know, you should respect your wife as well, where it's like.
Speaker: you never have that woman friend over when your wife's not there. Just like with your wife, having a guy friend over when you're not there. I only put it on one side of the coin is kind of we're throwing pennies out there. I think you're, I think you're in a healthy and secure relationship, you know, uh, yeah, I get it. Women get jealous and guys get jealous too. But, but if, if like, if
Speaker: just an example, let's say Leggy and I had been hanging out for years, and then my wife came home and Leggy and I were sitting on the couch watching a fucking movie laughing our asses on something stupid. And you know, obviously, my wife would have met Leggy prior to that for the simple fact, well, yeah, he would have been at the wedding and all that stuff. It wouldn't be an issue. But now, now, on the opposite side of that same coin, if Leggy and I started hanging out tomorrow,
Speaker: That's a question where she's like, wait, who the fuck is this bitch? Well, yeah, it's like, you know, Nikki has guy friends that she's been friends with for years, guys that she's worked with in the bars and stuff like that, managers or people she's managed or, you know, cooks or whatever.
Speaker: She should be like, oh, you know, so and so snapped me today. I was like, oh, OK, cool. What's going on? Everything OK? I'm like, oh, just chit chatting. She's got snap streaks, you know, with.
Speaker: I'm secure enough. I mean, with my track record, I shouldn't be, let's be honest. You know, you know, I have in the world to be jealous and to be insecure, but I'm not that guy. I'm like, okay, you got guy friends. Cool. I got female friends.
Speaker: like if Nikki and I hung out like without you around you would have nothing to worry about because because once again and I stated this once once you guys got engaged or started dating or or as as um Randall once said diddling her pooter um she stopped being a chick to me yeah you know she's instantly not a chick you know I accept the fact that she is a chick but it's
Speaker: the sexuality thing is gone day one i don't even see her as a female i just see her as another you know you're one of the dudes at this point exactly like that's that's generally how it is you know like i don't hang out with you know like i don't hang out with any of my female friends on a regular basis but you know i have female friends where like nicki and i have talked about going up
Speaker: to hang out with them and see him or you know, they live an hour or so away. We've talked about it or like her guy friends. I've hung out with them when we go to be a we've gone to their houses and hung out with them. Hell, she teases me because most of them she calls most of them my boyfriend. I'm offended. I'm offended. Thank you, Nikki. But but honestly, you end up just carrying me around like a fucking purse. Happy, happy, happy.
Speaker: I mean, that's the thing at the end of the day. She's more worried about introducing me to her guy friends because then they become my boyfriends. Or they end up on the podcast. Just saying. You guys want to do a podcast? You know, one of those guys that she's known forever, he's actually been on our show. DJ, PJ, PJ, Dylan. Yeah. He's been on the show a couple of times.
Speaker: You know, I think I think until you know, as far as relationships go and in your partner having Like it and as we discussed a little earlier, you know when you're when relationship you're gonna argue and
Speaker: having having that sounding board that's the opposite sex where you can kind of finally see your your spouses or your significant others side of things that's not being thrown in your face like it's an attack because let's be honest when you're in an argument with your spouse or your significant other if you feel like you're being attacked but in you know what I mean but where you go to your your your
Speaker: opposite gender friend and be like, did she said this? And she's like, yeah, this is because how this is how she feels. You're like, oh, I didn't think of that way. Let me guess. She told you that. Yeah, but it felt mean the way she did it. She pulled out a fucking roll deck and said, remember this, fucker. You know, so that the good part of having a female friend or a friend of the opposite sex is you have that sounding board that you sometimes need. Well, I mean, definitely.
Speaker: And it's also on the person you're with too. I mean, Alyssa knows exactly that if I was hanging out with a friend of mine from high school and it was a female, she already knows that I'm not going to fucking do anything stupid. Like let's be honest, Alyssa would cut my dick off in my sleep. Well, let's be honest. Alyssa is the only tickle that you sleep with her.
Speaker: Go hacks on facts. Hey, I never said that wasn't true. Alyssa lets me touch her unhappy. It's the first time ever. Hey buddy, we've all been there. Finally, a woman let me touch her.
Speaker: I'm gonna marry that one. Facts on facts, guys. There's no ouch in that. That's the truth. Jarvis is not like you've had 17 fiancees in the last few years. But you know, I dated 47 women in a month. I think Harry Met Sally was the movie that kind of brought up the question of
Speaker: like no you can't have friends with the opposite sex and i always thought that was stupid because honestly it's you can it's just there are boundaries and you know people are always saying well i don't want to get friendzoned it's like then don't do something stupid to be friendzoned just be a person's friend yeah as as as as just said
Speaker: I'm fucking Helen Keller when it comes to women. I confused them. They're like, wait, did he just friend zone himself? Yeah. Who's heading there anyways, right? Blake's the kind of guy that acid chicks out and go and she's like, well, and he's like, oh, that's good. We can just be friends. She was going to say yes, asshole. Shut the fuck up. I had a high school friend.
Speaker: uh reach out to me and she's like you know i really liked you in high school but she's like i'm so glad i chose not to date you ever and i'm like fair fair i feel like my i feel like my wife feels like that she's like me and steven have almost been together for eight years dating almost been married for two and you know well that's the thing like people legitimately think i'm not afraid to like make fun of myself but i've
Speaker: she could have had any guy in the world and she chose this idiot. And the facts again like there was women that would talk to me in high school and it's just like yeah hi and it's just like yeah women really like that guy that's like oh hey you know I just watched this really cool 70s movie last night it's just like
Speaker: nerd virgin for life. I mean, but well, nowadays, it's cool to be a nerd. I mean, back when we went to high school, fuck the nerds. You're going to talk about outcast. Jesus. Now it's trendy. I know. I never had to worry about anybody cock blocking me in life. I usually was cock blocking myself. Exactly. I've literally seen him go up to a check and be like, hey, how you doing? OK, yeah, we'll just be friends. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker: Jeff, you don't have it on the show. She was drooling. I used to make fun of me about it. Like when I was on TikTok, I would be oblivious to it. I'd be TikTok live and just oblivious to it. And they would make fun of it. Like some of my female friends that I met from TikTok and we've been nothing more than friends are like, yo, what is wrong with you? And I'm like.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: it had nothing to do with like we wanted a relationship we were just both horny so the high school years were the only time when Jeff really got to test out his stamina rating am i right you have no idea buddy no that's not the fact that you went around when you were in a relationship though because
Speaker: you know, you have that past, you have that history. And then that does, that does, you know, it can become a dangerous road to a man or a woman. It does start to present, uh, you know, thoughts start creeping in. You start to go, Hmm. I mean, the grass is greener. Yeah. Well, they've been there before. What, who's to say that, you know, uh, old, old Jimmy from
Speaker: down at the auto shop that she's been friends with some nice. Well, they're not going to get a little frisky again or something like that. You know, and I think social media has done a lot for the whole predatory thing too. I think, and this is true on both sides of the whole fence is that, you know, most men nowadays. And I'm saying the ones that are still in high school are probably out there
Speaker: thinking bad thoughts on the news all the time. And that's the unfortunate thing for relationships as a whole, uh, social media. Um, you know, you, we've all seen a medium where, um, you know, everybody spends so much time on social media and scrolling and they're always looking for that something better.
Speaker: The BBD, um, you know, and that's, that's caused issues in relationships too. I mean, it's not like, you know, I, we, you know, it'd be weird for me if some guy I've never heard about that all of a sudden he's like, Oh yeah, he's a friend from, you know, Instagram. I'm like, Oh, well, how long you guys knew? Oh, we just met more vice versa. If, if, if the, if the, if I did it to her, you know, and she started, you know, I wouldn't blame her.
Speaker: So again, that comes, that comes with being in a healthy relationship. Uh, you know, being able to have those conversations and then not attack the other person for it because they feel a certain type of way. I'm always the one that like, even if I get messaged by someone that wants to come on my podcast, like, Hey, Alyssa, this person messaged me first. I don't have to worry about that because, uh, I volunteer like, I bought like the day.
Speaker: The day my wife and I got married, I volunteered all my fucking passwords on my gear. That way, if I forget them, A, you have them. B, you don't have to worry about me because I've I've I've sewed my oats. I don't need to do it anymore. Well, I mean, I mean, even even when I first started dating, that's my man. I like that. Even when I first started dating Alyssa, I I was like here. I have nothing to hide.
Speaker: maybe. Um, and like, Alyssa was like, you, you don't have to really didn't go over very well. Well, this was like, you don't have to prove anything. You know, I know you won't. Well, yeah. And, and, but that's, that's, that's one of your insecurities. If I'm not, because like you said, you know, I, uh,
Speaker: I typed a whole load and then yeah, I'm sure you did.
Speaker: Um, but no, like, as I was saying, yeah, I mean, I had dated girls that would be like, no, this is my phone. You're not seeing it. And to me, it's just like, here's my phone, you know, go through it. I don't care. Well, it is like my wife and I, we, we have each other's passwords. If, if, and it's literally not like we're worried about this other doing something. If I need to look something up real quick or need a calculator, I can grab either phone, whichever is closest, but like, you know,
Speaker: 400 ,000 plus 43. Okay. Okay. Now I know the number. People were legitimately shitting on me and my wife when we were first start dating, because there's this app called, uh, um, life 360. And it shows you, you know, where your.
Speaker: where they're at. And Alyssa was like, Hey, you know, this life 360 app shows me that if anything happens to you, I know. Well, yeah. Well, is she wondering if you're cheating on her? I'm like, No, it No, I'm an asshole. And I run into things. Yeah. If you're in a car accident, or God forbid, somewhere to happen to me, she knows, because it'll set her an alert. It's like when my wife went to Europe. I was, you know, she every morning,
Speaker: on WhatsApp, she would send me her live location. It would go for eight hours at a time. This is the longest. Yeah. And when that time around, she said it again. And I was like, what the hell are you doing? I know what you're doing here. I can see you're in a fucking Louvre. You know, she's like, I know. But if, you know, I'm in a foreign country, if something happens to me, I'm like, I don't know what I'm going to do, but I guess you're fucked. You know, at least I can see where your phone is, you know.
Speaker: Damn, when did you go back to America, dear? But it's like, it's it's the, you know, and and even it sounds weird. But even if she goes out with her friends out to the bar like she did tonight, they went out to go dance and it has nothing to do with anything. She just likes it. She doesn't even drink, which is like, I'm like, yeah, I have to drink to dance. But but
Speaker: She sent me her location, and she's like, here's where I am. I'm like, okay. She says, well, just in case, because shit happens. You get on the wrong bus, or some asshole gets on the bus, or you get in by a car.
Speaker: facts and facts like our uh wallpapers is our spouse's you know like lock screens is the opposite person's number just in case yeah and it says for emergency call this person and you know and under hers it says english mine says spanish uh but just in case and it's it has nothing to do with
Speaker: Is the other person doing something? It's not security. It's not being insecure. It's about knowing that they're all right. I mean, when I when I first met Alyssa, which God bless Alyssa's soul, I pretty much laid everything out on the table. I was like, this is what I've been dealing with. I'm pretty much a broken person, you know, and I to this day I ask her, I'm like, what did you ever find?
Speaker: You know, in me that you want to be with me because one, I don't find it in you. She found it in your pants, buddy. I'm just telling you. Thanks, Jeff. Call you a tripod, buddy. Because we know it ain't your money. Hey, asshole, you're you're muted because you just muted me. I tried to unmute you and you fucking did it before. Sorry. Well, it's called the it's called the chloroform, Jarvis. That's what she sees in you. Yeah.
Speaker: She sees sounds and listens to colors after a while. No, really. It's just because I have a long schlong, I guess. I can taste colors. I, for one, I appreciate Alyssa with my life. Yeah, but it's not about Alyssa. She loves me.
Speaker: you know, your partner shouldn't shouldn't feel like they can just go through your phone whenever they want or whatever. And there's, there's, trust me, and I've, I didn't know about it, but it was used on me. There's apps and tools that you can use to hide things and still be like, Oh, I know. I know. Yeah. But once again,
Speaker: But also also some people will just blatantly go online and be like doing a live or being online chat and you know commenting on people's stuff or like, you don't even have to see their phone they just have a blatant disrespect or care for or, you know, you know for, and again those are those pay off the channel in that place.
Speaker: You know, it's, it's just, you know, you should be able to, you know, people should be able to have friends of the opposite sex and not have to worry. I agree. I mean, my, our phones are always just sitting around. I mean, hell, my phone didn't even have a lock on it until recently, but I had to, because, uh, you know, I use my, I have to use my phone for work and they have the only reason I locked my phone is to keep my kids out of it.
Speaker: Yeah, and I had to and I had to put it and I had to put a passcode on it because it has to be secure because like I put a passcode on certain apps because of children like
Speaker: Jeff doesn't want that. No, no, no. Twitter. Twitter slash X. I don't care what your look up. You're going to see something. And I don't want my kids to see that. So so that one has a passcode. My Instagram. Same thing. You can see stuff and you may not see everything, but you see stuff on Instagram that maybe they can see. So I have a passcode on that Reddit. I have a passcode like I don't have Pornhub app. I mean, there's called incognito mode. Hello.
Speaker: You know Our phones Nicki and I are closer general. I mean my phones later. Yeah my best right now, but you know You know going online, you know, there's there's other there's other forms of disrespect you've won online and comment on people's stuff or or or whatever or
Speaker: going you know doing lives and I've seen people do it and it's just like don't you have a wife don't you have a husband like what are you doing no my wife sends me tits and ass accounts she's like check out this chick's ass I'm like yeah that's pretty good I'm gonna follow that just go for it
Speaker: You know, and then there's me that only gets pictures of my wife's ass and tits. So I mean, there's that. Well, I get those too, but I just I can't like. Yeah, I get those all the time. But they're direct messages.
Speaker: They're DMS. So no, but it's like the only people that are in my fucking DMS. Are you assholes on the network? You know, my wife said that today. She's like, who the fuck are you talking to on Snapchat all the time? You I can always see her on Snapchat. And I snap. I, I, I screenshot the group slutty assassin and I circle the names. I was like, these assholes talk more than little fucking girls.
Speaker: So pretty much when my phone when you guys are talking on in there snapchat the first thing my wife ever seen was slutty assassins and immediately went like You for that Steven
Speaker: I blame you for that. I got the same thing. What the slutty assassins? I was like, fucking Steven, you asshole. I told Nikki the name of our group. She was like,
Speaker: Which one of you idiots named her that? I agree with you on that. She's seen it. I think I messaged her something. She's like slutty assassin. So it's like, and I opened it up and she was like, Oh my God. And she's like, which one of you idiots?
Speaker: And that's what you know, my wife said the same thing she goes slutty assassins what the fuck and I was like wait I open it up and Glick's it says it pops up Glick is typing. Oh, she's like never mind. I don't even want to see that part She's just like what is slutty assassins and I'm like here and it's it was like us showing like random fucking pictures of like the stupidest shit She's like got it my DMS are either you idiots or
Speaker: sasquatch or musicians yeah yeah and plus my like the random tiktok friend you know somebody sending me their video or or sending me a live or something like that
Speaker: With Alyssa like she's part of my she Me and her work in the same company our own company and Same thing when the name popped up. I was like somebody plays Assassin's Creed too much Yeah, you know again if you're gonna if you're gonna if you think it's disrespectful or if you didn't It's the do unto others kind of thing. Yeah, you know
Speaker: But I can see Leggy's point of view of it. I mean, you know, there's people out there that do some shady shit. Not going to mention any names, but you're going to want to type on the podcast. Just saying. And here's what cracks me up is are we talking about the same person, Leggy? When I first mentioned to Chris when we first started that we needed a a chat, a place to chat, he was like Snapchat and I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker: He's like, what? I was like, that's where everybody goes to cheat, dude. He's like, I thought that's what what app WhatsApp was. I was like, no, because Snapchat deletes after you read it or deletes after 24 hours were WhatsApp. I saw messages from 2014 on my WhatsApp. I'm a mind reader, like I knew that these fuckers eventually were going to have me on the network. Well, Jeff's like, that's where people go to cheat. And I'm like,
Speaker: We're not cheating, though. We've been in this relationship for 20 some years. Yeah, and she still thinks she's trying to steal me away. You know what I'm just saying? Alyssa literally sees that and she's just like, Glick and fucking Jeff, can I have you? And I'm like, they don't even want me. I've never like Jeff said that to me and it blew my mind because again, I'm I don't know. I'm not that bad because I'm like, that's why I talked to all my friends on there. There's nothing.
Speaker: DB is going on there. What are you talking about? And I get it. But I've had friends that the only reason they have Snapchat is so they can chat with chicks. And I'm like, you know, you can talk to them on WhatsApp. So like, yeah, but what's cool about Snapchat is it deletes after you see it or deletes after 24 hours. I was like, it deletes after you see it. I have trouble reading stuff the first time. I have to go back three times and read. Jeff can't masturbate that fast. Are you kidding me? No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Because I guess I already have to go there. No, no, I get it. But and trust me, buddy, it's a real good win. It's a race up here when I can do it. But but like when I read something, I'll read it and I'll think it says one thing and then I have to go back and read it. Well, wait a minute. What do you say? So and that's my dyslexia kicking in. So I I have to read something two or three times before I get it.
Speaker: or understand it. So when I first heard Snapchat deletes after you read it, I was like, so I have to leave it open for 20 minutes while I read the one sentence. Ugh, that sounds like a lot of work. Because like my WhatsApp, I have WhatsApp on my computer here, plus on my phone. And I get messages, there's a group chat for work that literally goes back to like,
Speaker: Today, there was 187 messages back and forth. Jesus Christ. That's just on Monday. It was a slow day. There's days where I'm in the middle of one phone call, keying up for another, and I'm still typing stuff out for that shit. I can't talk. I'm on the phone. Stop fucking DMing because I'm hearing dings while I'm talking to people. You want to talk about annoying?
Speaker: Well, I mean, if there was ever 87 messages in Snapchat, I hate to tell you boys, but go touch fucking grass. Well, I agree. Well, the differences is like my paycheck depends on that fucking what's after group, because like this is the plan for the day. This is what we're going to do stuff like that. But when you guys love you all, but when you guys step back and forth, I might read it once a month.
Speaker: I've been more active on Snapchat in the past four days that I have been in like a month. I could feel like one of us would die and Jeff would be like, oh, damn, when did this happen? Fucking looks like I died a month ago, you heartless prick.
Speaker: I thought he was sick. I thought he was sick. You just see Glick put up like a poster of me on there and it's just like everyone's like, wait, wait, Jarvis died? What are you talking about? I got to get a Jarvis fat head to replace you. I'm waiting for my wife to get like a full on. I thought his camera was closing.
Speaker: I always feel like Alyssa one day is just going to get a body pillow. Me put me in front of the camera and everyone's going to be like, oh wait, Alyssa murdered Steven. We would have never known. That's the other thing. Uh, like I don't get to see my Snapchat all the time unless my computer is open or I have my phone in my hand because my kids steal my phone all day long. That's why I got mine on the computer or on the phone because Alyssa will use my phone sometimes and it's just like fuck. Where's my phone? Oh hey, my computer.
Speaker: Yeah, I have everything on my computer and on my phone, the same account. I can switch back and forth easily. I feel like that'd be the best seller on the merch store, just saying, but most of the time it'd be like, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. We know what Glick's going to be doing with my bobble. I got a brand new drill press I never use. I'm just saying. Just remember, Chair Vichy, I was the one that phoned you. Yeah, I guess I'm just oblivious to the whole Snapchat thing being used like that because I've never used it for anything more than just chat. But I've known you for 25 plus years. You're not that guy.
Speaker: Like if, if, if somebody called me that you cheated on them, I'd be like, you're a goddamn liar. Now, if some, if somebody said Jeff cheated on his wife, Chris would be like, yeah, that's how that tracks. That makes sense. Yeah. You're just now finding out it's happened for me seven times this week. Today or yesterday? But
Speaker: And I'm not that guy anymore, but back in the day, I mean, Chris knew me when I was dating three chicks in the same class at the same time, and neither one of them knew. None of them knew. I'm an awesome juggler, I'm just saying.
Speaker: I don't know. Obviously I'm built different. I clearly I am because I, you know, I just, I don't think like you put an app. You're like, Oh, this looks cool. Where, where a lot of guys, especially nowadays, they're like, I can use this to fuck on fuck with somebody. I can use this to fuck somebody. You know, I mean, there probably are guys that would, but I mean, at the same time, I mean, Instagram is basically hookups at home.
Speaker: TikTok is becoming hookup central. You know, you can't throw a stick at an app and not find a way to cheat with it. Well, look at fucking X with the amount of fucking porn stars now. Oh, my God. Dude, there's a reason why I block X on my phone, because every time I open it, I'm like, well, there's a vegine. Very rarely even on my personal social media anymore. I don't go on the only time I go on X. I actually was on there today because
Speaker: somebody sent me a link, somebody at work and it was, Elon Musk posted a billboard picture and it was like, where'd all the deadly variants go? I was like, ooh, facts, where did they go? It was all fun. I think for me, I think maybe that's part of the reason that I'm so oblivious to it is just because, you know, it's happened to me so many times that like,
Speaker: Regardless of what the relationship is right or like being cheated on or lied to that shit still fucking hurts And I you know, he called me what you want to call me you know, I know I know some people think I'm the worst human being on the fucking planet, but I I couldn't imagine putting somebody else through through that kind of fucking hurt and I mean cuz that's a real kick in the fucking day now
Speaker: to be cheated on or lied to. And it's like, you know, even if you're in a bad relationship or, or a guy's a dirtbag or whatever, like, yeah, I just don't, I don't know. Maybe that's why I just, you know, and then, you know, when I, if I am friends with a female, it's like, you know, they got enough, they've got a significant other or whatever. It's like, yo, like make sure he knows. And then nine times out of 10, I become friends with their significant other. Yeah. So it's like,
Speaker: I ain't about that. I don't, you know, like I said, I used to be like that. I'm not that guy anymore. I've matured at least a little bit. And I've had this happen where, you know, I'm thinking like we're friends or whatever, we're chit -chatting about whatever. Then all of a sudden it takes a left turn and I'm like, yep. Nope. Time for me to vacate the premises. And I just, I just dip out on the conversation. Like I'm not even going to even borderline entertain this shit.
Speaker: I just wanted to buy your old Cadillac. Leave me alone. Hey, since you like my Cadillac, I got something else you'd like, big boy. No, I don't like the car. I just want the car. I promise. I kid you not. You can go on Facebook Marketplace and there's a TikTok channel. It's Rick and Morty, but they're doing unethical life hacks.
Speaker: And one was like, go on to Facebook marketplace, put in used wedding dress. You're usually finding somebody that's recently divorced or recently single. And you're like, damn, that's fucked up. Damn, I found that when I was single. I wish I would have known that when I was single. Exactly. And I read that so fucking wrong when I first saw that. Yeah.
Speaker: I've actually done that where I've become friends with a woman or whatever, and then I start talking to her boyfriend or her husband, and then we become, then him and I become better friends, and then it's just like, well, now you're the third wheel. Well, like, he's gonna come blow me. Or vice versa, you know? You know, I've had it happen to me where I was dating somebody, and then they become friends with them, and it's just like,
Speaker: Well, I mean, Alyssa had said it best when we first started dating. She's like, if your friends don't like me, then there's a problem. But if my friends don't like you, then yeah, the problem is your friends don't even like you.
Speaker: I mean, most of her friends that I met early on did not like me. And the main reason was he was a ginger. It's like, ouch. I, you know, I don't know. It's a it's a like for I have the perfect example. I when I first met Glick sister, I was like, I could take a run at that. And and then I learned it was Glick sister and instantly became off limits.
Speaker: I mean, I told him. And I. But but that was the crazy thing. I was like, dude, if she wasn't your sister and you're like and click really turn to me in class, he goes, you'll be the only one. I'm like, what really? I didn't tag it. I actually dated a friend from. I never did. But it was OK. She was like, it's OK if you date my sister. And I'm like, yeah, because I needed your fucking approval of that. No, but like dating a dating of.
Speaker: because like when when me and her sister did break up, it was kind of like I didn't know what to say.
Speaker: So it's just like, Hey, you know, me and your sister broke up, but just know it was, we broke them on a date anymore. I'm not, I'm not one of those guys that believes in that whole bro code mentality of, Oh, if we're bros, you can't, you know, you can't, first and foremost, y 'all might really fucking hit it off and, and, and, and, or, you know, vice versa, you know, like now I don't want Jeff to date my brother.
Speaker: I mean, that's weird, but we really wanted to then again, who am I to stand in the land of true love? I'm like, why do you want the problem is that's that's two more people steering your beard. Let's be honest. Why do you want? Why do you want the fake version when you have the real version? I'm just saying. Why do you want the human when you can have a Sasquatch? I'm just saying. I think if you're a scumbag human being or, you know, like,
Speaker: or role reversal if the girl's a player and it's like two girls and one girl wants to date a girl's brother and she's a quote unquote player or a little loosey goosey like a guy or whatever. I think that's kind of a scummy thing to do to play your friend's sibling. But if you wanna date them and actually really date them, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Speaker: Just like, you know, I don't think that, again, if Nikki and I break up tomorrow and the next thing I know she's talking to fucking Connor or something like that, well, hey, Connor's married, so that's on you. But I'm just saying, like, if Connor was single, like, all right, I mean, didn't work out with her. Just make sure he shows up on time. That's all I ask.
Speaker: I mean, you know, good luck, I guess. Lift the left leg, not the right. Yeah. I mean, I've had friends who have dated, you know, I've had friends who have dated my siblings and I'm like, well, just treat her right. Because you know, if you, if you dog her out, you know, you know me, you know what I'm capable of and you know what I will do to you. And now have you ever, and kind of a weird question. Do you have a milk brother?
Speaker: What the fuck is a milk brother? That means you both slept on the same chick. Those are Eskimo brothers. Same difference. Well, I guess a lot is green. Like the one thing that I didn't like about dating
Speaker: her sister was that her sister later said that I was just this big huge giant asshole when in fact when I said I want some time away it was because I was planning my future with this woman and
Speaker: was like, am I going to be right for this woman? Am I going to be a good husband? And she was like, oh, you want time away from me? We're done. And it's just like, maybe if I would have worded it better because I'm like, I just need some, I just need like five minutes to think. And it was just like, nope, we're done. And she was like, okay. At that point, it's just like, well, if you automatically think that's what I'm wanting to do, then, you know, that's on you, but
Speaker: No, that was, that was only, that was the only took her an hour to find the guy she had a baby with. And so just goes to show you how I rated in her world more than likely. She already had him on the side anyways. Who that was, who was that fast? But I mean, that's my, that's my thing about it. I mean, if I'm buddy, if I'm friends with somebody and they want to date one of my sisters, go ahead. I don't care. Just don't, don't treat her bad when she can shoot you back. Don't dog her out and don't treat her wrong because.
Speaker: We're friends and now I gotta break your fucking face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying we could have been brothers. That was a good question though. Your sister wasn't so loose. She ran through me. You guys were two peas in a pond. I know, right? We were both whores.
Speaker: I mean, to each our own at the end of the day, who am I to say? Who am I to say who someone can or can't date? Yeah. I mean, I wish I had some friends that would have been that way, but, you know, to each their own. I probably would have tried to date one of Jeff's sisters, but you got to remember. They're also like.
Speaker: Jeff's parents started having kids back in 1763. My oldest, my closest sister to me, Sarah, she's like eight or nine years older than me. I mean, 63 when we were in high school. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You don't want to pull a grandma's boy. No, no, my sisters, my sisters graduated. My, my sister Sarah graduated in 98.
Speaker: Yeah, that the only the only thing I didn't like what my no not 98 what my sister did is that she broke up with me 88. She felt that she need to ask her friends to look after me kind of pretty much stalked me. So if you think my brother's hot after you look at a picture of him, you know, I mean,
Speaker: He just works a lot, that's the only thing. I have one brother that's extremely gay. He's never home. And I have another brother that has more kids than he can call me. I only have half of a brother. I know.
Speaker: But that's another thing like if you and the you and let's say you did date one of your best friends sisters and it didn't work out if she has your friends looking after you to make sure that you're OK. Is that a major red flag or am I the only asshole that was like OK like what do you mean by having her friends check in?
Speaker: like literally she had her friends make sure that i one was still single which i was like why does that fucking matter and two if i was having a hard time dealing with being oh she broke up with you well yeah because it sounds like she was just kind of like
Speaker: She's like, I don't wanna date this guy anymore, but I wanna make sure he's heartbroken about it. Yeah. I think that's where I'm going. Her sister even asked me like, are you okay? And I'm like, why are you trying to fucking go send your sister information that, you know, I'm all broken up about it. I'm hanging out at the muni drinking my sorrows away. And she's like, no, I just want to make sure you're okay.
Speaker: And like a lot of her friends were that way. They were like, I just want to make sure. I think if it was genuine concern and not being petty. Yeah. Yeah. The way you worded that, it's kind of like a double edged sword. If it was genuine concern, then there's nothing wrong with it. If she was just wanting to be petty about it, then that's totally fair. And see with Alicia, as I said, you know,
Speaker: an hour later she was already hooking up with another guy at a party and it was just like why are you looking at why are you trying to check up on me you're you already have moved on an hour after we had broken up
Speaker: And like, I asked her that and she's like, Oh, no reason. And it's just like, are you sure there's no reason? Or are you thinking that maybe it won't work out with this guy that you now have a kid with? And you're kind of like, Hey, you know, Steven's a nice guy. Have you seen I'm pregnant? Which that's actually happened to me. You know what, Jarvis? Beaver's done been shot. You can't do no more damage. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, I like I literally even told my friend that I was like, I could have seen myself getting married to her sister because it was a good relationship. You know, we had our faults. And at the end of the day, she just wanted to hook up with a dude at a party and have a baby and then get married. So who am I to judge? But at the same time, like I told the bullet. I mean, did I though?
Speaker: Yeah, because, I mean, if you're in a relationship - Well, knowing what I know now and being with the woman I am with now, yeah, I agree. But at that point - Oh, I get it. You know, I actually, before I left for the Navy, I was dating this girl and a guy who I thought was one of my really good friends ended up cheating on her. She cheated on me with him the week before I left the Navy. That's how I bought a Corvette. Yeah. Because I put him and the Corvette through the wall.
Speaker: I was test driving, I was testing out the new tires I had just put on it. And my foot slipped off the clutch at nine grand. RPM. Yeah, and he was just happy to be standing in front of a brick wall.
Speaker: And I remember getting a message from Alicia and she's like, just want to make sure that you're okay. And that, you know, my friends are making sure you're okay and all that. And it's like, are they, yeah, like I said, I think, I think, you know, it was genuine that, you know, if it was pettiness now, now, if it would have been like, Hey, you know, I know we just broke up. I just want to make sure you're okay. A little different. And that brings me to one of my last, one of my last points of the night tonight. Cutting toxic people out of your life.
Speaker: If a friendship ends or a relationship ends, we were doing friendships tonight, but friendships are ultimately relationships as well. If a friendship ends, and I'm going to say friendship.
Speaker: It's not a sign of being petty or anything else. And I've become very good at this, especially over the last couple of years. It's something that I've learned that it's okay to put my foot down and it's all right to stand up for myself. And it's okay to, if you're not bringing anything to the table, why would I keep you in my life type situation?
Speaker: Now I know why Glick likes me so much because, you know, he evidently I'm bringing something to the table. Well, there's been people in my life in recent years where I had to reach a breaking point where it's like, you know what? I'm done. I'm washing my hands of you. I'm done with you. I don't care about you. I don't give a damn about what you're doing. I don't care who you're doing it with. Uh,
Speaker: best of luck to you because I'm better off without you. And nine times out of 10, those people are doing the same. They're like a dog in the yard chasing his tail. He just chases his tail and never gets anywhere.
Speaker: And they keep doing the same shit repeatedly. It's a vicious cycle. So it's all right if a friendship fails or a relationship, because we are talking about relationships as well, that when you reach that point to just wash your hands of them and walk away and...
Speaker: I just read her comment single brother and you know, whether that means unfollowing the media, uh, you know, I don't block people because I'm not the, I'm not the blocking type. Uh, I would, I get, maybe this is where I, I'm a little bit petty. Uh, you're going to be able to watch me succeed. You're going to be able to watch, uh, you know, at the end of the day, I don't block anybody. Um,
Speaker: but as far as just washing my hands to people and walking away. And I think, I think it would do a lot of people good to be able to do that. Just be like, you're giving me, you're causing me fucking headaches. You know, like the, the only people I really determine my friends are on our shows and aren't in our chat. Yeah. No, I don't, I don't like, I can't think of five people in this town.
Speaker: that I lived in for 20 plus years that I want to go hang out with ever. I mean, I have a small group of friends because, well, thanks Jeff. No, no, no. They're not real. They're a figment of your imagination. Take the medication that the doctor gave you, buddy. Motherfucker, I'm off medication. I've done better without it. Fuck you. What I'm talking about is like,
Speaker: in the town that I live in. Like, for instance, if I was next door to Glick, I'd be sitting in his fucking bedroom right there while we do the show. Wish there's enough fucking effort, you know what I mean? Yeah. Calm down there, Hillbilly Jim. Maybe my old puppet. He would call me Glick Dunham. But once again, if I was in Ohio, yeah, I would be hanging out with Glick. We'd be doing our thing. But
Speaker: Here I don't talk to anybody. There's a reason why I don't leave my house. I don't like people Well, he's also on a list folks. No, no I literally walk around town wishing a motherfucker would so I can punch somebody You know Like such a fun person Jeff My head is scary Jeff
Speaker: Jeff's like the dude from fucking. God, it's a Christmas horror movie and he's walking down the thing and he's like garbage day. OK. Jeff and I have been friends for well over 20 years, and if we if we if we had a huge falling out, you know, if we had a huge falling out, like to the point where we weren't friends anymore tomorrow,
Speaker: by Thursday if it was that bad and you know and all and I hate to I kind of don't like that I'm this person but if it was that bad where Jeff and I were never going to talk again, I would completely wash my hands of it. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would be I would be done that you know, I've I've I've washed my hands with so many people at this point that my hands don't even get wet anymore. And that's the thing. I mean, it doesn't make you a bad person to to to to want to get rid of
Speaker: It's almost, it's almost, it's almost a little bit selfish because I don't want somebody else's toxicity bothering me. I got bigger fish to fry than, than your, you know, whatever you got going on. If, if, if it's not reciprocated, if you want to vent to me, great, but let me vent to you.
Speaker: Yeah. If you can't do that, I ain't got time for you. You don't have to be sad. That would never happen with Jeff and I. I can guarantee that. We've been through enough shit and we've... We've seen some sides of each other that, you know, not always... Fuck! But, you know... There's a reason why we use Snapchat, folks. I'm gonna say it. You know... It's the least, 24 hours. Yeah, at the end of the day, I mean, that's just a point I've reached in my life. I mean, you... Yeah.
Speaker: If you don't bring any value or substance to my life, then why would I keep you around? And that's just me personally. That's one of my asshole traits at the end of the day. If that makes me an asshole because I don't want people in my life that aren't contributing to it or helping me grow or somebody that I can count on. Is that an age thing?
Speaker: I don't know if it's an age thing, I think it's just - Because I didn't used to be like that. I used to be like somebody else we know that has to have everybody like him. But once I reached 40, I was like, fuck that, I ain't got time for this shit. I'm just riff raff, what do you want me to do?
Speaker: All I can imagine is her saying riffraff in her voice. Every time I hear riffraff, my mind goes directly to Aladdin. Yes. See you in the morning. Do you take a shower? Yeah. Don't change who you are. Like you are an amazing person. Do not change who you are. You didn't take a shower, did you? I did. I can smell you from here, buddy.
Speaker: Be quiet. Be busted. I took a shower. Okay. Are you closing the dryer? Are they done? Do you need to restart it? Damn. He went for a kill shot. Just to make sure your clothes are gone. Now look, you punched yourself. Go for the crossroads kid. Go for the crossroads.
Speaker: But no like at the end of the day As we all said I think it's not like an age thing where you start like noticing the toxic people in your life I think it's just you get tired of their bullshit. I agree. Yeah, but I Used to be that guy I had to have everybody like me, you know, I was always middle of fence You know my opinion really didn't matter. I
Speaker: My opinion would change depending on whose conversation I was in now. I'm like you don't agree with me That's that's okay. No big deal. I get it, you know but if if once again if you want to Somebody that's gonna be a yes, man. I'm not that guy not that no and Like yeah What the freak man what the freak?
Speaker: What? What the freak? Bunch of riff -raff. Yeah. No, I agree with Jarvis. I don't think it's a getting older thing. I think it's a growth thing. I think it's part of our journey as we heal, that we learn. Like I said, I wasn't always like that. I will say that I was
Speaker: Yeah, obviously I wanted people to like me, but I wasn't like, Oh my God, everybody has to like me. You know, I could spot a snake in the grass from a mile away and I would try to avoid that person, but also at the same time, Austin at the same time.
Speaker: Have you fed Susie today? Yes, I did. I fed him when I got home. At the same time, I was also, and even a couple of years ago when we did this show, I also wasn't one to back down. If they wanted to get a little sideways, I'd be like, all right, let's get fucking sideways because I got a goddamn microphone in a fucking show. And you're just in the comments acting like an idiot. Now it's like, you fuckers, you
Speaker: You're nothing you're nothing to me and So, you know when they do but that's not it just to clarify that's not ego. That's that's I I don't have time for your bullshit Yes, I'm ego thing. It's just I'm done. I'm on you. It's ego on you. It's I Mean and that's the thing, you know Like I I've always said that and Glick pretty much hit the nail on the head with it, you know it
Speaker: You it's therapeutic in a way when you find out those people that are just there to fuck you over and you just go like, you know what? I found out who you are.
Speaker: And then they come back because they know that if you tell someone that they're that type of person, it fucks their day up. And that's the part I love about it because I had friends that because some chick once upon a time said, oh, Steven knocked me up. But yeah, she won't get a paternity test when Steven was like, why don't we just go to the courthouse and get this looked at?
Speaker: And they're like, no, we believe her over you. And it's just like, I'm like, okay, fine. And you wonder why you're, the fuckers are hanging on the phone wondering when Steven's going to come back and jokes on you motherfuckers. I found better people in my life. What the frick? What a bunch of knuckleheads. Yeah. Fucking. That's just, that's just, that's just, and like I said, as recent as a couple of years ago, you know, it's something new for me to be like, you know what?
Speaker: Good with that. It doesn't make me a bad person. And it doesn't make anybody a bad person. If you walk away from a toxic situation or toxic people, and that applies with friendships, relationships, jobs. I mean, that goes across the board. I walked away from an extremely toxic job and found something better. Thanks, Leggy.
Speaker: The kid didn't even look at a lot of room to talk about pasty young lady. Was it translucent? Was that baby? Did that baby glow in the dark? I know you are like, yeah, no. And the thing was, is like this person wouldn't talk to me, but yet she would call my, my wife and be like, yeah, this is Steven's child. Um, and Alyssa's like, okay, we can go to the courthouse and figure this out, but you're not getting a cent until it's proven.
Speaker: No, no, they.
Speaker: Yeah, he did. But no, I mean, I just quit now so that everyone, you know, is happy that I'm fucking gone. Rage quit. Fuck you. You wouldn't be happy if we were if you were gone, then who would we pick on, Joe? Bullshit. Bullshit. Glick, you're the fucking type of asshole that would create a second account and just have like a put pin up of me in the corner. I would just go back to beating on Jeff.
Speaker: Nobody wants that. Yeah. Oh, I can't use that word. I can't use the word Call of Duty. Let's arrange out. I'm telling you guys what I'm going to go live on Twitch one night when Jarvis and I are playing and I'll tell Jarvis. I'll be like Jarvis. I'm going to go live. We're going live on Twitch.
Speaker: And it's comical to listen because I swear to God, he has Call of Duty, just Call of Duty Tourette. Like that's the only time in his life that he has Tourette's. I fucking hate the game and I fucking hate Brian for fucking ever. You know, you have fun playing it. You enjoy doing this. No one ever fucking invites me anymore. Like Brian's like, oh, Jarvis, whatever fucking play, it's like, well, if you'd ever fucking invite me to play.
Speaker: I've given him a star. Fair. Fair. I'll allow it. I'll allow it. Can I do a video or it didn't happen? Yeah. Yeah. It's not on the gram. It's a scam. I'm just saying.
Speaker: But no, like I I honestly it's just I never really was one of those people that would go on multiplayer. Like some of the people that play multiplayer and feel like, oh, hey, I'm either bored and I'm hot shit. You do get a little cocky when you end up in first place. I do it because Brian's a dick.
Speaker: Like Brian will be like hey Jarvis I bet I'm better than you and it's just like dude sit down. My wife has literally had. I don't think Brian is ever uttered those words to anybody about playing Call of Duty. Well then it's just me because you know Brian's gotta pick on me.
Speaker: No, you know, like I said, I'm going to go live on Twitch one night when Jarvis and I are playing Call of Duty and I'm going to we're going to play multiplayer and then I'm going to switch over to zombies. And it's like it's like two different people. He's so happy when we play zombies and zombies is so fucking fun. Unless I take him to the 47th stage of hell that he's like, God damn it.
Speaker: I love that clicks like Jarvis, I think we're gonna get fucked over here. And I'm like, why? And he's like, I'm taking us to the realm of fucked. And I'm just like, Oh, God. No, did you see the update that zombies is getting? I don't think so. I don't know. I mean, it's pretty much just the copy and paste of what Cold War did. Oh, like that dark ether and all that shit. Okay. Yeah, no, no. And you know, like I said,
Speaker: Jeff, I swear to God, you play that fucking thing. I was. No, no, no, no, no. I was looking for it earlier and I was like thinking about it, but it was like, does not that show? Yeah, you know, like I said, it would still work. Let's be honest. Yeah, it's probably still work. I don't think it makes anybody a bad person if you start to, you know, cut the bad people out of your life.
Speaker: You know, like we make jokes about lurkers because, you know, and it's not that I don't like the lurkers. I appreciate the lurkers. I think the lurkers were awesome. Thank you guys for watching the show. You know, thank you guys for, for, for.
Speaker: Facts facts I don't think I won't You know, I you know, I appreciate the workers. Thank you guys for watching. Thanks for listening Thanks for boosting our numbers at the end of the day, you know, thanks for shitting on our show but coming up and watching our show Not all workers and not all workers are bad people because you know, some people just enjoy the show but they don't want to comment
Speaker: You know, they, you know, or, or can't because they're driving or they're, you know, they're, or they're secretly listening and they don't want anybody to know they're actually listening. I listen to talk radio all day and yeah, sometimes, and I don't ever call into the shows or anything like that. Sometimes I want to, but then it's just like, nah, I'm good. This is weird. Just listening. This is weird. Yeah.
Speaker: this just got awkward. I've never been picked to ever be on this radio station before. Yeah, that's the thing. That'd be my look. I fucking clay him up and look like a sound like an asshole on a radio station that millions of people. My wife will literally listen to some country radio station and they'll do like this
Speaker: one weird thing where they'll have like people come on the show and they'll be like, Hey, you know, we'll hook you up. And one time this guy was just like, well, I was trying to hide a ring and you're in, uh, some glass wine glass type thing. And the girl's like, well, you were talking to the waitress and you were really flirty about it. And he's just like, okay. And I'm just like, wait, this is going South quick.
Speaker: Some people some people get on there and they're like I got a good story, but they're not good storytellers. No and and you get like I Wasn't saying it out loud But but I get I get what you're saying it's like still better than a guy with the initials TD am I right? Yeah, Google it, but it's like
Speaker: I'm afraid to Google my name to be on. I get what you're saying. Like you get on, you you would get on there and you get flustered or you'd love it. And you're like, wow, then you look like a fucking asshole to like the whole world. Not all workers are bad workers. So, you know, I appreciate the workers. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We're going to make jokes. And I think if anybody comments on our show,
Speaker: It's it's a special kind of brave to comment on here because we'll fucking roast yet. Yeah. Facts on the center's box will roast. But no, like our name to the barbecue network because we'll just barbecue anybody. We don't care. Alyssa had such a difficult time cutting out negative people that were just like, oh, well, you need to break up with him and later found out that the reason they wanted
Speaker: her to break up with me is because they wanted me. And it's just, you know, sometimes it's just sometimes people just that's just who they are. They're just low hanging fruit. No, but yeah, you got haters out there that just they're not happy unless they're putting somebody else in misery.
Speaker: Yeah, they're not. Yeah, they're not happy unless they're hating on somebody else or not happy unless they're sabotaging something else. You know, they're just they're not happy unless they're wrapped up in drama of some sort. So they you know, they they have to be wrapped up into that world. And that's that's why I said, you know, that's I had to blazing. You are going to hell for that. I didn't see it.
Speaker: like you are going to hell for that screenshot make sure you make sure you uh make sure you uh blur out the kibbles and bits if you
Speaker: Um, like I was waiting for like Jeff to be like, oh, hey something I can show and uh, I was even at one point going like, can we show that or is it like something? I don't think we can show that. I'm not afraid of people showing it. It's the nightmares that people are going to get from it. I can show it. I just have to really doctor with the appropriate show. Yeah. I agree. I agree.
Speaker: before you get all crazy. Well, good thing I have something to do on Saturday this Saturday. We've got Wednesday show buddy. I think a lot of, you know, I think there's, there's, there's people out there that are just not happy unless they're making other people around them miserable or, or, or living in drama. And there's a type of people where
Speaker: Yeah, you're not a bad person just to go. Yeah, I'm done. We're going to banish you to the lands of Oz. Yeah, fuckery. Yeah. Excommunicado, if you will. No, that's that's John with this. That's that's giving them too much praise. Agreed, agreed, 100 percent agreed. You know, but, you know, again, we all make
Speaker: our own decisions in lines and, and, and, and at the end of the day, uh, for every action, there's a reaction and, you know, for a purpose, you know, and, and, and a lot of times, you know, it's, it's, it's that grass grass is greener on the other side mentality. You think everything's unicorns and rainbows on, on, on, on one side of the fence and you decided to go over there and then.
Speaker: You, you, you screw over good people with good intentions for, for the snakes, you know, and then you learn a lesson when it's, and by the time that, you know, by the time you learn that lesson, it's too late. Yeah. It's just burnt and floating down the river by now. Yeah. I mean, so, and, and, and, and, you know, and again,
Speaker: I'm not going to dwell on somebody else's decisions or, or, or let them dictate my life. That's me personally, again, because like Jeff said, I got bigger fish to fry better, better things going on in my, my favorite news. My favorite new saying is not my circus, not my monkey.
Speaker: Yeah, I got I got I got bigger and better things going on in my life right now my personal life the podcast world You know, I I got I got good things going on I'm not gonna let my aggravation and frustration with somebody else that ain't worth Fucking pissing. Yeah, you know, yeah, so Just move on just move on
Speaker: And you're going to be, and I think, you know, it's made me a better person. It's making me a better person. I think, you know, in my personal life, I'm not constantly bitching about same people over and over again. You know, Mickey doesn't have to listen to it. Uh, it's making me better for your relationship. Let's be honest. You know, it's, you know, it's, it's making me a, uh, a better host and a better creator and, and, and, and, and whatnot like that. Um,
Speaker: I mean, for sure is not bad. No, I'm just giving you a whole network and a new found network, which I do look, you know, I look down the road once, once this thing really takes off, adding more people to it and, and, and having like a little bit of a lineup where, you know, people who want to.
Speaker: uh broadcast earlier in the day or or later in the evening or whatever then let's let's let's do it let's let's get out of schedule in the time frame and i like the way that you have it set up is that you want the whole network as a whole to vote that person in or be like hey you know i want to make sure you know i want to make sure that it works with everyone and it's a core thing it's a core thing it's not like you know say down the road we got we got uh
Speaker: 10 different shows and I'm going to go and ask every individual show about it. It's the six. So you're not the deluxe edition network. Got it. No, we're nonsensical. We're the nonsensical network. I'm actually good at what I do. Cool. Just be like, oh, hey, you want to be on our show? Well, hey, we got a network. I ain't going to let that one go. I still got fired by a text message.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, don't think I won't make jokes and have inside jokes and little cracks, you know. But hopefully you guys are doing well on that grass, you know, glad to be a part of it for what I was. But, you know, hopefully you're doing well. Oh, my God, like this is this is bizarre, like blazing really. Did you need a background remover?
Speaker: And all series that's played Yeah shoddy editing sir shoddy anything I mean What the Frick riff -raff you said you were surround yourself with some knuckleheads I Mean yeah Facts on facts maybe I
Speaker: Yeah, here's an ego. Here's an ego trip plays and you're going to hell. Here's an ego trip. We're doing better than all of you. We are doing better. But no, nonetheless, I do want to get ready to wrap this bad boy up. I'm surprised no one's computer screen broke when they looked at that picture.
Speaker: No, please don't. No, like here. It is funny as fuck. Yeah. Oh my God. Look who it is. The one guy that was a part of this show, but decide not to show up anymore. Literally just said I'm going to end the show. This guy lurker speaking of lurkers. She's like, Oh, hey, what's going on? Shows. Oh, they're going to end their show. Brian in the building. How you doing, Brian? But no, I honestly.
Speaker: I hope no one in the network changes. And I hope everyone knows that we're doing this to support each other. Well, if we change only for the better. Yeah, well, yeah, I don't think that one has to be spoken out there, Jeff. Well, should you explain it? Maybe. It's growth and it's support. And you're here, good, bye -bye. What, the email guild needed some help there, Brian? Like I said,
Speaker: Uh, you know, I'm gonna get shrolled up, muscle man, muscle man, uh, you know, value the value of the true friendships that we have. Um, and, uh, you know, don't be afraid to cut people off. Don't be afraid to cut people off that, uh, that, that bring nothing to the table. Let's be honest. You know, uh, Jeff, Jeff said it earlier, you know, uh, a friendship, a relationship, it's a two way street.
Speaker: It's a give and take. I know for a fact that Jeff's frustrated the hell out of me in the last 27 years. I'm sure I've frustrated him over the years. But we also will be like, dude, you're being a fucking cock.
Speaker: And even though we hate each other, we got a new punching bag named Jarvis. Yeah, it's taken out on him. I honestly think, Stephen, you're saving Chris and nice friendship. I could have if something is bothering Jeff and I, we can have the same conversation live on the show that we would have off the show and it will all in the same way. Yeah. Jeff, you're being a fucking cock right now. What the hell is your fucking problem? Well, I got this data. OK, cool. Well, is there anything I can do?
Speaker: or vice versa. I'm going to get a wrong asshole lately. What the fuck, dude? I thought it was going to be a fire, Jervisci. That's our answer for everything. See? You're going to fire a Mexican, Brian. One of these days, Brian, pow! Right in the kitchen, deported. Back to Mexico with you.
Speaker: and not the good Mexico that you like, not Cancun. Like, Jeff, what's one of these little shitty towns that I can deport him to? I need a Puebla. But no, I'm generally 100 % glad I'm in this network and also have met you guys and met Blazin, Leggy, Brian. Not Mark's Brian, because let's be honest, you know, Ponzi's neighbor.
Speaker: Yeah, wish stone cold. Or as like he likes to call him the seaward faced brine. Yeah, but no, like I said, you know.
Speaker: Cherish those friendships, man. Those true friendships that we have, because that is one thing that is inevitable. As we get older, whether it's whether a part of growth or change or part of our healing journey or whatever, or just life, our circles do get smaller as we get older. We are a bunch of twats. We are. Twats? Twats. Twats.
Speaker: Okay, we are but uh, you know, we're fun. Yeah, we might be a bunch of twats, but at least we're fun You wouldn't you wouldn't enjoy life without your twats leggy. Let's be honest. Um But like I said, I do want to I do want to wrap this this this show up because It is monday with a little bit over here. Um Appreciate you guys listening. Appreciate you guys hanging out. Make sure you check out the network. Now. You may have noticed the social media has changed
Speaker: It's all the nonsensical network now, but everything's still the same for the most part. Other than that, you're going to start seeing some new faces pop up on their social medias, some new shows, Monday nights, men caring for men, Tuesday nights, Jeff's garage, finally doing just garage. I've been telling him for three years to do it. He's finally doing it. Wednesday night is the newly rebranded show, nonsensical news.
Speaker: Exactly. Nonsenseical news or nonsensical news show or the nonsense. I don't know yet. Probably just nonsensical news. You know, Thursday nights is talking shit. Friday nights is Glick's House of Music. Saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense. The flagship show, if you will. Unhinged, unapologetic.
Speaker: Having a good time. We open the door. We call it the open door challenge. We let anybody who wants to come in and hang out with us and argue with us or argue with Blaze. We will stick our Blaze on you. He has not had all of his shots and we're pretty sure he might have rabies. So, and he might mount your face in hate bucket. I don't know. Jesus, what a dumbass.
Speaker: And then Sunday nights, we end the week because Sunday is the end of the week with the Jarvis podcast and Jarvis should be doing movie reviews and you'll get to randomly see all the guys from the different shows pop through, come through, you'll get to see members of the chatters box come through and maybe one day Jarvis will lock down a full -time co -host. If not, he's got plenty of people in our circle that will sit in with him on a Sunday and
Speaker: Sick our blaze on you. I mean, I do want to do more than just movie reviews. I want to do it's just it's getting back into the whole thing. But like, but like, you know, Brian from Texas said, you know, just maybe the new casting coach.
Speaker: Mexican Brian, get it right. But no, there is shows, there is shows Monday through Sunday. And if you don't want to watch our shows, you can, well, we don't have very many friends anymore outside of the broadcasting world, except for Leggy. Leggy does Helen's mixed tape on Wednesdays, which comes out Wednesday afternoons. And then you can always catch her doing random streams on Twitch and Instagram. And don't forget Jukebox Jury.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Hold on. Hold on. One Friday a month with her panel. She had a really good panel this past Friday. Stefano is awesome. I hope he becomes a main character there. And then Sunday nights, she's also got her music documentaries. That's usually over there on Twitch. Yeah. Got a bio dot link slash radio leggy.
Speaker: And, uh, give her a follow and give her a love, but yeah, head on over to our bio link as well, bio .link slash the nonsensical network. And, uh, make sure you give us, give us a follow on all the social medias. Give us a like, give us a share. If you'd be so kind, lots of stuff coming up, make sure you tune in Thursday night. I'll be teaming up with, uh, with talking shit, uh, clicks out some music and talking shit. We'll be teaming up. We have an interview with, uh, Richie Ramone drummer from the Ramones, uh, Thursday night.
Speaker: So Mark locked that down, big props to Mark and a shout out to Mark for locking that interview down. And, uh, a huge thank you for them guys even thinking about me and wanting me to be a part of, uh, a part of that interview, let alone being able to broadcast it out as Glick's house of music as well. So with that being said, Jeffrey. Yeah. We need a.
Speaker: A closing closing word. I thought you were going to play a song first. But I am. I am. I am. I'm going to say not sure. Deuces. No. Jarvis. feelings. Jarvis. True friends are never apart. Not yet. Not yet.
Speaker: You could have just played the music. That's what I said. I know. I told Jarvis and Connor one night, we'll be back with closing thoughts. I played the music and I was like, so Jarvis, what do you want to say? And he was like, uh, that was a good song. Yeah, that's pretty much what I said. Great song. Great song. And Connor went, that's my line.
Speaker: Copyrighted than cocksucker. Yeah, I do want to play a song. We're close to show up with a little jelly roll. Yeah. It's sad what happened to him. Fuck all those people. He got bullied. I feel like I heard that he got bullied off social media. I don't think that's true. There is some controversy going on. Jelly roll. I don't know. I people don't. We can get in that conversation. I kind of.
Speaker: All right, I'll bring it up Wednesday night. All right, let's go roll same asshole. We'll be back with our closing thoughts
Speaker: Forgive me I've been drinking Back road and I'm thinking Remembering the band played on while the ship's sinking No matter what I do there's no escape of my past I do everything I can and it keeps chasing my ass I know my karma is constant for all the hearts that I broke
Speaker: Notin' I'll never be forgiven, that shit bothers my soul When it's thrown up in my face, man, that shit fucks up my day No matter what I do, I feel I'm only judged by mistakes Even if the good I'll waste it by a million to one They still gon' hate me for the single fuckin' thing that I done Even if the good I'll waste it by a million to one
Speaker: I try hard to let the past go I thank God that I'm a change man But some days I'm that same as home The same old me, the same back row A couple of crosses and a back row
Speaker: I must admit I'm infatuated with sad clowns I guess they helped me better understand my dad now Those that entertain had the expense of pain Those that dance in the rain instead of just complain My brother always said I was ahead of the game Even before the fucking money hit the jealousy came
Speaker: There's no regrets in this shit, I admit Besides the blessings, there was lessons in it They said life is a marathon, tighten up cause you gotta run I know that the dollar spins as fast as the dollar comes While these other rap dudes in the strip club with a lot of ones I'm just trying to buy a crib and start my kids in college fun, for real I try not to think a hard time, I try hard enough
Speaker: The same old me, the same backbone A couple of crosses and a back row
Speaker: Real for a minute, release this passion within My fat ass getting bigger, I need to get back to the gym I'm looking at myself like how the fuck this happen again Baby mama got out of jail and she don't relapse again I swear I'm telling y 'all the truth, there's so much shit in the air
Speaker: My father got leukemia He just left critical care Not to mention mama's got dementia Man she's always killing sick I try to help him pay the rent But she's unhappy as it gets I cannot complain because my daughter's doing great Plus this music's such a dream What the fuck you think it ain't? But please make no mistake Maybe after the show I'm all alone On this road heading back to my home I try not to think a hard time
Speaker: Thank God that I'm a change man But some days I'm the same asshole The same old me, the same bad bro A couple of crosses and a bad bro Singing the same old sad song Great artist Love that fucking song man
Speaker: I got to thank Nikki. I got, I got to thank Nikki for really turning me on to, uh, to jelly. Uh, I didn't realize I did what songs out there that I didn't realize for him. Um,
Speaker: And then, you know, when we went and seen him in concerts, oh shit, I didn't know this was him, but definitely, uh, Nikki definitely turned me on to, uh, to jelly and, uh, and his music a lot more than I was. Uh, so I'm thankful for that because that man speaks from the heart and he talks about some real shit. I want to, uh, get more of his music on here. It's just, it's, it's touch and go when you do that, Brian, give me a holler sometime tomorrow or whatever, brother, whenever you need to.
Speaker: Gotta catch up. See what's going on. Thank you guys for hanging out. Much love y 'all. Jeff Rieson, technically you are a guest here. I actually got a good one. Okay. The saying, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. It usually comes down to angles. Hashtag feelings. Hashtag feelings.
Speaker: You gotta do it like an old -school 90s hip -hop artist. Hashtag feelings. Hashtag feelings. What you got for us Jarvis before we say goodnight to everybody? There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met Jim Henson. Very nice. Nice. That was kind of, yeah. That was more like a double -edged sword type one. It wasn't terrible but it, yeah.
Speaker: let it float let it float let it go let it go yeah just just just you'll learn just let it simmer dude let it simmer don't explain it well shut up true friends uh true friends aren't the ones who make your problems disappear yeah they're the ones who won't disappear when you're facing problems thanks
Speaker: No one's gonna ride out every storm with you, no matter what the case may be. And as always, the last two that I say every show, five things to quit. Trying to please everyone. We're not gonna make everybody happy at the end of the day. Fear and change, not all change is bad. Truth change is actually good for us. Living in the past. The past can consume so much of us and put us into bad places.
Speaker: Sometimes as Jeff was just saying, let it go. Stop putting yourself down. I'm guilty of it. I'm my own worst critic. We got to stop putting ourselves down. We got to lift ourselves up. How's anybody else going to lift us up? We can't even lift ourselves up. And last but not least overthinking all these are easier said than done.
Speaker: It's a part of the journey. But we'll get there. Facts. Thank you, Brian. And last but not least, a successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others threw at him. In other words, I've set the groundwork for my foundation. Thank you, guys, because you made my life easier by tossing those bricks my way. I like that.
Speaker: I like that. With that being said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you next Monday night for a brand new episode. Make sure you turn in tomorrow night. Seven PM ish. Uh, yeah. Uh, for, for those coming on the show, the link will be out about six 30. Okay. Seven PM ish tune in tomorrow night for, uh, just, just garage and
Speaker: We're going to be talking. I'm not going to promise anything, but I might pop in just for the. What are you calling it? We're calling it. Yeah, I might pop in for that segment. We might actually make it two different nights because I have a lot of pictures.
Speaker: Uh, so I don't want to go too much. That's what I was thinking because, uh, and what I've done is I've set it up. So it's a kind of a slideshow. Uh, only one picture will show up at a time. So yeah, I might pop, I might, I might pop in for that segment, but I'll be in the chatters box.
Speaker: We're going to do it at the end of the show. So we're going to talk about customization and go into keeper crash keeper. I mean, I'll be in the chatters box. Make sure you guys tune in for Jeff's garage. I might pop in for the keeper crush, but thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys so much. We'll see you next week until then. Care for yourself. Keep your stick on the ice.
