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Speaker: Holy shit, that was cool. It's kind of creepy. I was trying for something different. What are you telling people? To bring their asses in here to, you know, talk some shit with us. Fantastic. All right, guys, my name is Brian. With me always is that handsome devil right there? I'm Mark. Holy shit, you did it again. You remember your name? Hey, what's funny is they're not messing up on Facebook now.
Speaker: Oh yeah, because I hit the button on my side. I don't know if you hit the button, but I hit the button because it didn't say we were recording. It didn't say go live. Oh, well, that's good. Cause well, I did hit the button, but I hit the button and said go live. So I hope that's okay with you. Oh, that's fine. You should have just told me that before. Oh, well, shit. Fuck it. I can't tell you anything.
Speaker: Yeah, we got we got our intro music that kicks off and then and then we roll right into this. Ladies and gentlemen, we are talking shit. And tonight we are talking shit with whoever wants to jump in and talk shit with us. Until you guys do, we're just going to bore the absolute shit out of you. So here, let me start. We are a part of this little thing up here in the corner. You see that that little thing right over. I think it's like right. Yeah, we're right there. That's right here. Right here.
Speaker: Yeah. Right, right there. Yeah. What's the nonsensical network logo? What's that all about, Mark? We started last week with them doing our shit and we're going to. Well. We're just a startup network right now, and we got with Blick, Jeff Connor and even, you know, shithead Steven. It's
Speaker: It's going to be interesting to see what happens from here on out, on who joins it, who does what, you know, see how many more shows Steven can be on, you know, stuff like that. I'm waiting, I'm waiting for Steven to say, fuck you, Mark. You know, it's going to come.
Speaker: So let's talk about the nonsensical network because there is a plethora for people to view when they're not watching talking shit. I mean, it's probably once a week. You only get to see me in that handsome double right there. We only get to see us once a week. So. Every once in a while we take the challenge on Saturdays for nonsensical nonsense and we go on there for a little bit. What's that challenge about? Well, we'll tell you about that in a second.
Speaker: Let's start off with Mondays. So Monday you have the powerhouse, which is, uh, no, I'm sorry. No, the best show, which is men's mental health Monday. Uh, I can tell you this, uh, it starts at, it normally starts at seven. Um,
Speaker: But the quite interesting part about it all is I was sitting there, um, watching Mondays. And if anybody wants to go back and watch that one, that one, I believe was one of their best ones that they had. And, uh, it got, it got me to know Connor a little bit better on his, uh, his state of mind and everything. And it's great. You know, I, I, I fuck with Connor, you know, telling him Ohio state. I think everybody thinks of Connor. It's because he can't fall.
Speaker: I fuck with them. I fuck with them a different way because, you know, I have problems walking as it is. So I don't fuck with them like that. But everybody else does, which is fine. But knowing the struggles that he's gone through, stuff like that, it is nice. Fuck you, Glick.
Speaker: Uh, but it also helped out more than what they think. Uh, I like watching that show cause every week it's something different for them. They come up with some something. Now listen, here's the thing guys. Uh, if you are, uh, suffering or need somebody to talk to about, um, a mental issue that you may be having, you are more than welcome to reach out to the gentlemen over on.
Speaker: Men caring for men on Monday Check it out. Give it a listen. Give it a like give it a follow. You can follow them anywhere you find podcasts Facebook YouTube Where else where else are we're on spot Yeah, they're on Spotify anywhere that you can listen to it. They're on it and they're also on X
Speaker: And give the guys over on Monday night a listen. If it's something that you think that you want to be a part of, those guys will open the door for you as well. They're very easy to get along with. Just jump in the chat section, start talking to them. And I promise you, somebody is going to be like, give me your phone number. I'm going to send you the link. Something like that. Emma's on the stage. How about that? Hey, Emma, how are you? Tuesday night is a brand new show and that is called Jeff's Garage.
Speaker: Jeff doesn't know a fucking thing about cars. No, I'm just kidding. He probably knows a lot more than I do. Great show on Tuesday that he did. Great show on Tuesday that he did. That was... Okay, whatever. I can't read the comments and talk here.
Speaker: He started the program with new tools and new innovations that are available for other vehicles and tools that will help you in your day to day. So check out last Tuesday's episode and I think you'll dig it.
Speaker: Uh, what do you got? I hold on. Wait a minute. Uh, for Jeff, you know, he's very knowledgeable on, on vehicles and it's an interesting one. It's better than the other one that he had that helped me go to sleep at night. This one actually, I I've watched, uh, twice so far and it, he keeps you engaged. So I liked that one. And okay. Now Wednesday. Um,
Speaker: This one's a little bit interesting because they call it WTF news. What the fuck news? They pick the most outlandish things in the news for the week or the day or whatever. And they say, OK, let's let's talk about it. They split it up into sections on sports.
Speaker: So Wednesday nights not just for boring news then so I know it's not supposed to be boring It's not supposed to be like real news or is it real news? It's just it's real news, but it's uh, you know, what the fuck were they thinking type, you know? So it's kind of like the Florida man stuff that we yeah, you know the stuff that we're you know, we're going to talk about eventually fantastic Thursday night
Speaker: Oh, shit, that's yes, that is crap. That's talking shit. Thank you all for tuning in. If you want to jump into the comments section, you're more than welcome to. Mark has dropped the link for any brave soul. It's actually it's actually in the chat. They can use that or they go or they can go on Facebook, Twitter, a little bingy.
Speaker: somebody who hasn't been on our show before. I'm on the show too. It's open. Oh, oh, wait. They all know about us. Well, we're new to the network. So nonsensical nonsense. Basically, you know, we, we were brought in by, you know, Glick. So we've been on nonsense go nonsense, but nobody's actually, I mean, we were, we started last week, but we really didn't say much about the network last week.
Speaker: So now it's new. It's fresh. It's exciting. It's exhilarating. Uh, what other E words can I use? It's enticing, uh, for you to come over and watch a couple of different shows on the network. Um, you're going to find stuff there that you like. And if you don't like the network, shoot us a message and be like, you guys suck and we'll think we'll fix it. We'll fix it. Tell us what you think sucks about it. And we'll tell you if we're going to change it or not. Anyways, uh, sometimes.
Speaker: So Friday night, you have Glick's House of Music. Yes. And he's got a great guest coming or great band coming on because I could swear the name sounds familiar. Like I've seen them before. I just not trying to remember where I've seen them. It's shit. Southern. What the hell is it called? I don't know. Is he still in the comments? Any crime, Emma, not yet.
Speaker: I mean, we do have a serial killer, you know, on Sundays, but that's a different story. Oh, that's horrible. I know. Sorry, Steven. I had to. Um, anyways, uh, he's got a guest tomorrow night and everybody should check him out. Oh, yes, there was banned. Slow down there when you talk. He tried it again. Put the beer down.
Speaker: and type with two fingers. You know, it's funny is, you know how they use the phrase on a nonsensical nonsense. Words are hard, hard. I didn't. I actually heard somebody say that the other day while I was at the DMV. Somebody actually said that I wish I would have had video of it. It was fun to record it. Blake's going to charge people for it. So, well, fuck him. Anyway, we talked about Friday. We got Saturday night show, which is
Speaker: I know networks open door. Oh, fuck. Open your shower. I said his name too many times. Oh, it's like fucking Beetlejuice, bro. Beetlejuice had better hair. So we we got Saturday night is the nonsensical nonsense networks open door. That is the same thing we're doing here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, anybody and everybody is welcome to come on to the stage. Just make sure you got a microphone and a camera ready.
Speaker: I don't care. You have to. If we don't like it, we're going to kick you. But other than that, other than that, this is going to be our last time that we actually call it an open door, open challenge or anything like that, because, well, again, somebody came up with a new name. Your wife did, you know, she gave us the name for talking shit. She helped that one. Now she's doing, you know, trying to help us with this.
Speaker: So next time it won't be called a open door. It won't be called a challenge. It won't be called a dare. We're going to stick with the new name altogether. Do you remember the name?
Speaker: I'll, I'll remember it or let's not say it right now. Okay. I'm just saying, do you remember it? That's what I'm asking. Yes, I do. And I know, I know Stacy will remember it because she knows. All right. And then to wrap up our week, ladies and gentlemen, head on over to the network and you'll find Steven Jarvis of the Jarvis podcast. And we are actually live in studio backstage right now. You'll never guess who we have. He's one that's our,
Speaker: Fucking porn star himself. Oh, you still haven't cleaned your fucking house up. Come on. Oh, oh, boy. You know, yeah, it's just fine. Oh, yeah, it wouldn't be. You know, after listening to you guys get through a fucking part of the goddamn show, I should be.
Speaker: Hell, we've only been talking for 13 minutes. Show's not over. Fucking Christ. Hey, we're allowed to sit, tell people, you know, on our, you know, on our show that what's on Monday. There's this one show men caring for men. Yes. That's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. Do not like our shit. I mean, come on. I mean, if, you know, something else is on a watch it, but, you know,
Speaker: I mean, same. We do the same for your show, too. I mean, hey, if I could do the same on Sunday, I mean, fair. Hey, you have a guest this Sunday, right? Yeah. You have Peter Anthony, right? I got to ask him. I got to ask him if he's still going to be able to come on because something happened with his knee. He messed up his knee again. Oh, that's perfect. That just means he gets to sit in front of the computer. Speaking of the devil, he's actually watching.
Speaker: Is he really? Yep. I see it in the, I see it. It says Peter Anthony is watching. Hey, what's happening? How are you? That's Frank. Um, so, uh, and, and Emma asked the question earlier, was there, is there anybody, uh, true crime wise? I'm going to guess that she's into true crime. So, um, at Glick.
Speaker: We may have to get an ad. Well, if she, if she wants, um, you know, true crime, just go watch, uh, um, Robert Palmer. Oh, the broken system is fantastic. Broken system. If you're not watching that one, that one's fantastic. Not a part of the network. This definitely deserves a shout out. Uh, absolutely fantastic. Um, he's any super down to earth. So, uh, yeah, definitely give him a listen. Broken system podcast. Uh, so gentlemen,
Speaker: Gentlemen, how are you? We use that term loosely. Well, around you I have to, but I have Steven here. Steven. Yes. Two questions for you. We're going to talk about this porno episode thing. Can we can we get into that?
Speaker: I want to ask a question to the audience of it. It's a poll the audience kind of thing. So on the stage, one person may or may not have been approached for a porno. Let us know who do you think it was. Fuck you, Mark. I knew you're gonna fucking eventually tell him. I tell him everything.
Speaker: Oh, good God. OK, so let's talk about it. Everyone wants to know the story. OK, well, at one point I had wanted to dabble in porn. Long story short. That really came out wrong, but long story short, I actually was supposed to meet with the producer.
Speaker: And I won't say his name because one, not paying me, so why bother? But no, I got a text message that same day from the woman who is now my wife and I tore the contract up. And then that was my little short dabble into the world of almost being a porn star. So what was it that made them come to you and say, hey, would you like to do this?
Speaker: I actually had reached out to one of them and said, you know, uh, fuck you, Glick. Um, and had said, you know, Hey, I, I, my career prospects at that time weren't good. So I was like, Hey, I'll try doing this. And it was only going to be for like five, five videos. And it was actually going to set me up pretty well. And just something, go ahead, Mark.
Speaker: Were these, you know, ones that they tell the kids do the do's and don'ts of sex? Probably. I mean, hey, you know, got really awkward with that question. But listen, I had a week Mark and I have another friend who actually did do porn. And I just found out about this last month. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Was she searching for him?
Speaker: No, you told me. No, it was, I thought you said Karen just found out. I was like, wait. No, she's last month was the first time you told me about him. So, uh, the approach was, first of all, he had to do a compilation of just sitting in front of a computer, watching adult videos and showing him pleasuring himself.
Speaker: He wants to see that shit. Jacking with Jurgens. So he did that a couple of times, got a couple of paychecks from that, and then actually got the phone call like, hey, we want you to do this. And he was like, yeah, man.
Speaker: and did a couple of shows and I'm like, uh, what the fuck? Cause I didn't know anything about it until after our friend who, and Mark just found out about it. Cause I never told anybody. I was just like, Oh, okay. Awkward. Cause I saw the fucking porn cover and I'm like, yeah, luckily I didn't, I didn't get to that point. I, the producer had come from California and I, I was like, really? I'm really thinking about doing this. Like.
Speaker: The prospects of paycheck in your pocket. Oh, if more than just a paycheck, it is going to be good money.
Speaker: Steven you should have denied this whole thing the whole time Because now you're they're never gonna let you live it down on the network, but here's the thing People can bitch about it and fucking make fun of me for it at that point I was so fucked up in my life with the way that you know my mental health was That's like most people at that point when you reach that fuck it stage those same people would have done the same fucking thing
Speaker: Well, listen, I had to stop doing heroin because it made my stomach stop hurting. I mean, it's my stomach. You shouldn't have stopped. It would have probably made you a lot funnier. No. Yes, I know. Not for that reason. I never claimed to be a comedian, bud. Never. Not one time. Not for that reason. Scared the fuck out of me. I thought I went for it. I know a few comedians, but not one myself.
Speaker: Never claimed to be, listen, we did a roast of Glick and I was absolutely terrible, but I'm telling you, I had gold written down on paper. It was absolutely gold. The delivery wasn't there, you know, I probably shouldn't have ate a gummy. That's just my fault. Yeah, those gummies are really - Yeah, I gotta get some of them THC gummies. Those gummies are good.
Speaker: They help Mark. Are we going to talk serial killers or are we just going to sit here? Well, hold on a second, because Emma says the Tom Brady roast. That shit was funny. Oh, it was. It was funny. And I'm going to tell you who absolutely fucking killed it. My vote is for Tony Hedgecliffe. From Kill Tony.
Speaker: Oh, he did a great job. And, you know, now all these all these people are giving all this shit about it because, you know, just the jokes that they made, I thought they were funny. Most of the people that are shitting on that roast don't know what the fuck roast is to begin with. I don't know who's shitting on it, but they should stop.
Speaker: Go watch the fucking thing. Well, the cackling the cackling hens at the view were pissed off because Tom Brady and some of the jokes were pointed at Giselle. Everyone knows Giselle was fucking around with their boyfriend while she was still married to Tom Brady. She hasn't yet to deny it because it's fucking true. But at the same time, they weren't they weren't even living together at that point, were they? No, I don't. I think we had talked about that.
Speaker: No, they weren't like he was living here in Tampa. She was back in in Boston or something like that. She she she said supposedly she left because he would not stop playing football. When he signed with the Bucks, that was it. Yeah, he stops here here. Well. So that that that was what was that joke? What? No, I was just asking, was that a joke?
Speaker: No. No, you can take it. You can take it like you want. You're like, Oh, Hey, the box stops here. Okay. What's the problem? I was just wondering that that would have been a good one. It's either a joke or it's not a joke. You take it however you want, but I know it.
Speaker: Honestly now Tom Brady with the whole him wanting to come back bullshit It's just dude you have how many millions waiting for you at Fox to be an announcer? 370 million dollars and that's for ten years. I do believe And something like that, but he doesn't even have to play there doesn't have to do it the whole time No
Speaker: And of course, he's a he's a what part owner and not yet. If he does become an owner, he can't be a player. Oh, fuck. He said his name. All right, Stephen, your time's up. We're going to talk to Blake now. Hey, buddy, how are you? You two disappoint me, especially you, Brian.
Speaker: of course I do. I mean, just pre -record the promo of the network for me so that you can make sure you get all the shows right. I don't write the shit down. There's no bosses here. When you do write shit down, you still mess it up, remember? Trust me, I know. The delivery's there, but it's just not there. I was watching. And Jarvis,
Speaker: porn thing you got you got him tongue tied yeah what are you rocking like a 24 inch fucking sledgehammer because I had to break it to you dude you look like a mole rat nobody's just gonna randomly come up to you like hey buddy you look like a porn star honestly people are making more of a big deal out of it than what it really was I'm just curious to know how it happened not the fact that
Speaker: Potentially you were gonna do it. And are you sure it wasn't an actual silver serial killer that was just trying to lure you? I mean hey it could have been they were from California to the man We're gonna make a snuff film I Mean hey they were from California that just boggles my mind I Mean listen that there's there's a lot of stupid shit. There's people out there to get paid for feet pics. I am NOT one of them
Speaker: that's a shame
Speaker: You put your feet in ranch dressing, chocolate, uh, barbecue sauce. Yeah. It's stuff that they, it's weird. You guys want to hear something strange. So I work in, I work in an environment where we sell what I call adult toys because they're like side -by -sides and four -wheelers and stuff. There's a guy, there's a guy I work with who has only fans and his only fans is strictly for his bubble.
Speaker: Oh my god why why do we need to know this he uh he bleaches his butthole he'll do it live on his uh on his uh only fans listen that must be a thing on on only fans because uh i have a friend of mine uh well like a more of an acquaintance more than anything that does the same thing
Speaker: And there's no way it's saying that. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's all he does. Does your buddy's name? Yeah, this guy's not from Florida. Okay, we're good. He does the exact same thing. That's all he does, is just post pictures of his fucking balloon knot. What's going on? Why? Why are we doing this? Why are we talking about it? No. You trying to make some extra money, dude? No. Are you sure?
Speaker: We can manage your career 40 % you keep the rest. It's all good, right? Yeah, but you I get it all deal. That's a good deal. Like we'll post is I'm not going to his house though to fucking film this so you got to come from Ohio to do it
Speaker: I'm not kidding. Fuck you. He does have a wife I do believe, you know. Hey, Karen, take a picture of your husband's butthole. Karen gets 10 % as long as she films it. She gets everything through that. We can just buy him a tripod and a ring light and like in a mirror those little remote. Yeah, Amir. Yeah, and one of those camera things. You two for $10 a month can look at the.
Speaker: Let's talk about WTF news It's WTF news
Speaker: It is, it is supposed to be funny, non -serious, but it's actual news. It's actually, but it's like, it's basically news stories that make you go, what the fuck? Kind of like, you know, that, that soccer team that nobody ever heard of until it marks something like that. Not until nobody ever heard of them until all of a sudden they were sponsored by red tube. And then all of a sudden they couldn't keep their merchandise in the fan shop.
Speaker: Yeah. And I looked it up and they've got a, I mean, I'm not tempted to buy a jersey. I hate soccer, but they got a black one and all black one that you can get customized with your name and your own number. And then right across the front of it in big red letters. So, I mean, you got me. So, so if red tube's going to host one, I'm thinking is, is X X hams X X X hamster going to get themselves a football team?
Speaker: You guys haven't realized that Brian knows all these sites very carefully. Cheers. So does Mark. No, I don't know all of them. I don't know what that music sounds like from Pornhub, but man, does it have a really kick ass beat? Good God, why? Gentlemen, hold on. Wait, bullshit. No, all bullshit aside, are you telling me?
Speaker: You're gonna sit up here and fucking lie to my face and tell me you do not watch porn with your old lady? Steven, I'll ask you first. I do not watch porn with my old lady. You're messing up. Steven probably doesn't watch porn at all. What? I was a kid once. I do not watch porn together. It's not her thing. She doesn't care. I don't even think she likes porn, to be honest with you. But you watch it solo. You're like, okay, well, I'm like... Oh, I've never denied the fact that I watch porn.
Speaker: Jeff and I, Jeff and I have had many shows where we've spent more time than we should talking about, well, we do a Pornhub year in review every year and then when we're doing it, we talk about our favorite categories and porn stars or, oh yeah, I mean, yeah.
Speaker: 45. Yeah, it's a shared, it's a shared experience because like, we'll, we'll, I'm not gonna lie to you, dude, I'll sit there and we'll be like, and scroll through and then you won't watch this.
Speaker: Yeah. We don't, we don't watch porn together. She's not really into porn, uh, too much. So, uh, she reads her spicy books more than, than anything, but I'm also not going to, you know, I'm not going to read a book and be like, Ooh, well guess what? As I read, I'm going to rub one out as I read this book. All right, Mark, your turn. Oh, you already know the answer to this one. Oh, you guys watch porn together. That's why I have adult channels.
Speaker: Hold on. Here's the thing. When you're married, I think it comes down to this then, Mark. I think when you're married, as long as you and Karen have been married and me and Stacy have been married, I think that's what it comes down to because there's a whole sense of trust. Like, can I watch the porn by myself? Sure. Yeah. Why? Why not? However, to be able to share it and be like, hey, do you want to watch this?
Speaker: that she looks I mean Benji if you want to start you know your own podcast and talk about porn by all means go ahead I'm not doing it well here's here's what's gonna happen talking shit at some point we'll have a porn star on the show male and female a male and female and we will get the answers to those folks how they got into the industry
Speaker: And we will ask them, is it weird when they go out in public? I mean, there's a lot of questions that Mark and I have in store that we want to know about. The funny, the funny part is, is this, uh, this has been something I've wanted to do since the beginning and we actually did have to set up for it. Steven's shaking his head way too long.
Speaker: start Jarvis you could you could review like the Pirates of the Caribbean porn movie i mean or or some of the uh some of the um i'll leave it for talking shit some of the the some of the parodies of the superhero movies they're actually the movies themselves outside of the sex and stuff
Speaker: Over here fucking every time they're about ready to fuck he's fast -forwarding it Okay, I don't know about I don't know about Brian or anything but we sit there me and Karen will be watching it will be like yep, she's faking it or
Speaker: Uh, dude, I don't think I can, I don't think I can do that move. Oh, listen, listen, I like the minute I see titties on the screen, I'll be like fake or real. And my wife looks over and she's like, Oh, definitely. Oh yeah. My wife, my wife looks at me and says real or fake. And I'm like, okay, those are fake. She goes, good boy. Hey Benji, hit the link and come in.
Speaker: Jump in. It's open for everyone. So, uh, so now that we have this network of numskulls. Yeah. Reminds me, you got to upgrade. I think that's probably going to be the, a good choice. No, get it right, Brian. We were called, we were called riffraff.
Speaker: called Knuckleheads by a delusional old man that just goes live way more than he ever should in his life and his cohorts. So we're Riff Raff and our fans are Knuckleheads. That'll be the new show. Riff Raff and Knuckleheads in the morning. I like it. I like it. Start calling your fans Knuckleheads. Yeah.
Speaker: Congratulations, nonsense go nonsense groupies and your knuckleheads now. So Glix started with the new, the new company has started with you, I guess I should say you haven't started with the new company.
Speaker: What? And you're just now getting uniform shirts for your new company. No, he's already starting with them. He just doesn't get the uniform. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I've been with them a little over a month now. But they took over our property, and then they took over the property next door to us. And the property next door to us is a lot bigger. They've got three buildings, a lot more units and stuff. The buildings are a lot bigger.
Speaker: And they've got a parking garage and they got a pool. The downfall to that is they also have three like boards, like HOA boards. So they've got an HOA board for the buildings. There's an HOA board for the garage and an HOA board for the swimming pool. So where ours was relatively smooth, this was a little bit harder. So everything's kind of on the back burner. And then like the guy, I'm assuming he's like my boss, like the guy, like my actual boss boss.
Speaker: right when I started, unfortunately, his mom passed away. So he was gone for a couple of weeks when we first started. So everything's, everything's a little, a little delayed. Uh, but, uh, you know, all it is a shirt. So they've been, they've been super cool. They just, whatever you want to wear, as long as it's not offensive, we don't care. It's not like you should start to work then.
Speaker: probably not. What a shame that you're going to get this new talking shit shirt. But I can wear, I can wear whatever else I want. I mean, I could probably fix them. No, no, I could probably put it across the ship part and wear. No, I heard you. I'm waiting. Okay.
Speaker: We are getting new shirts made up. Mark and I did discuss this too just a little bit because of the network, we're going to have to eventually figure out when these shirts start getting made, do we start putting the logo on the sleeve for nonsensical network with something? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker: Glick's working on that. I am working on the problem is we've been so busy lately. Yeah, with senior stuff. You guys both have grown kids. You know what it's like when they're seniors with prom and graduation stuff and she just started a new job too. Props to my oldest daughter. She's working at Chipotle now. So, you know, she just started last week or whatever. And then with everything that's been going on with
Speaker: the, the, the network side of things and rebranding everything. I've been super busy and Nikki started a new job. So she's super busy. We haven't had a chance to sit down. And as you guys see, I haven't been on call of duty much, uh, lately. Yeah. I'm all good enough to do my dailies and that's about it. Um, and then I've been trying to hang out with, with cash a little more too. Cause I feel like sometimes I'm with everything going on.
Speaker: I don't spend enough time with them. So we've been playing, uh, Xbox together, but, uh, we haven't had a chance to sit down and, uh, finalize the store, but I want to put a shirt concept together that has the logo on the front and all of our logos on the back. But I'm going to take the backgrounds out of them. So, you know what I mean? So it'll just kind of look like it'll be the logo, but more of the outline of everything. Um, that, and once I have that figured out, I'm going to go to a local company.
Speaker: And I want to get all of us one. I want to get all of us one and get them shipped out to everybody except Jeff because.
Speaker: it'll cost me $100 ,000 to ship anything to Mexico. So Jeff can go to Guadalupe. They're going to open the fucking shirt four times because they're going to think it's drums going into Mexico or coming out of Mexico. Jeff could go to Guadalupe's print shop then and I'll give him the design and still he'll somehow screw it up and it'll be Jeff's garage on the front and then
Speaker: like half of the shows on the back and something. Well, listen, are you going to make a, are you going to make a QR code for, so people can watch it, you know, or our teacher guy said he's never done a QR code before ever on a shirt. We were the first one and that was on the back of our shirt. We have a QR code. It's probably, what do you think that is? Six by six. And that takes everybody to our Facebook and YouTube page.
Speaker: Right? Is that something that you want to? I don't know. I don't know about on shirts. However, I was looking at vinyls for like car windows and stuff like that and some other things with the QR code on it. I don't know about shirts because, you know, I'm just me personally, I'm like a plain t -shirt kind of guy.
Speaker: So, uh, you know, just like, uh, something on the front and I'm good, you know, we're doing a network logo on the front and all the shows on the back. And before we know it, we're going to look like a goddamn NASCAR team. Long time no see, man. Oh, Elliot left.
Speaker: No, but no, I'm thinking more like vinyl stickers and stuff like that. And I think we can do that stuff on our store that I have. I haven't really been on that a whole lot to check it out.
Speaker: You're talking about the one that you and Nikki were talking about, right? Yeah, you can have stickers. You can have vinyl, I think. I want to do that. I want to try that with the third party to see if there's even a demand for shirts and hats or cups and stuff like that. And if there is, then I'll probably go local and that way it might be a little bit cheaper for people to buy as well. If I go local and have stuff made and
Speaker: here at the house or have it made at a time of order and then ship it out within a, you know, within a couple of days. Um, but I want to make sure there's a demand for it first. Fuck that. We're going with Pornhub if we're doing customers. Oh yeah. Yeah. We're, we're going to get sponsored by Pornhub by the way. Yeah. More on it right now. More, more of the network. Hold up. Hold up. Wait. Time out.
Speaker: Um, we're working on a porn hub. Uh, yeah, absolutely. You forgot to tell me. Oh no, I've been messing. Listen, until somebody answers me, I don't tell you anything. That's why that's why I brought Steven on to ask him about the porn thing because I'm like, okay, well, I mean, I joined the link. You didn't bring shit on. Okay. Hey, I can put you back in there. I can put you back in the back if you want. You don't put them in timeout. See.
Speaker: Have the power Yeah, I had the power before you did yeah, that's the part of the power right there. He can still put himself on the screen. Oh That's not all I can do I mean I can even if people want to know more about the nonsensical network Just go to bio link and they can find all our you know social medias Actually know about other shows because you know, we're all part of this big huge network now
Speaker: And surprisingly, no one has... It's a little network. It's not so big. It's a little... It's not so big. I mean, if more people shouted out, it would be come more. You're getting there. It takes time. Talking shit took time to grow. And we're still growing. Hey, Glick, you're immune. The network is going to take... Because he's talking, he's probably doing something for... The network is going to take time to grow, but we're all here to make it happen, though.
Speaker: You're here to make it happen. I'm here to make it happen. We're all here to make it happen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Just showing this and being like, hey, social media. The good question is, where'd you find that? Banners. Banners? OK. All right, Mark. Let's take a quick break. Let's see if we can get some more people to jump on. Do you want to play that song? I showed you earlier. Well, normally our shows, how long?
Speaker: How long is our show normally? Typically an hour ish. Oh, that's right. Brian's been wanting us to play this song since we got permission last night. I love this song. And the biggest thing is we really did get the permission from this artist. Yes. We have permission from the artist. Role being footage.
Speaker: Doin' A3 in a 55, on counter -roll ones wheel
Speaker: Rolled the windows down, let the smoke roll out, light a cigarette to hide the smell. He was waiting there to rule the line when I came by, not giving a damn. When I seen his lights, he was on my ass, but I can't stop right now. I still gotta hide the weed I be damned if I go to jail for 3 .5.
Speaker: No, sir, you ain't searchin' me This ain't my first rodeo, son, I know my rights You can call whoever You can tell her what you want But that still won't change a thing You ain't got a one You ain't got a reason And I'ma smoke when you pull away So roll on, son 1 a .m., we hit a road block Gone County Road 32
Speaker: I said hi my weed and your titties girl Or I hope you brought your runnin' shoes He said pull to the side while you're out so late And son you better have a good excuse Because you smell like smoke but I'll let you go I said sir I'm just passin' through I still gotta hide the weed I'll be damned if I go to jail for 3 .5
Speaker: No, sir, you ain't searchin' me This ain't my first rodeo, son, I know my rights You can call whoever You can tell them what you want But that steel won't change a thing Cause you ain't got a wantin', you ain't got a reason And I'ma smoke where you pull away
Speaker: All night long, all night long So I got brave and thought I'd hit the floor I stayed smokey on my left so my gas pedal hit the floor
Speaker: I told my buddy how to weed, just eat as much as you can He busted open her bag and put a couple buzz in my hand By the time he seen my eyes, I swear I was so high He said, what the hell was y 'all doing? I said, officer I can't even lie, we had to hide the weed I began if I go to jail for 3 .5 No sir, you ain't touching me This ain't my first rodeo son, I know my ride
Speaker: You can call the weapon, you can tell them what you want But it still won't change a thing Cause you ain't got a warning, you ain't got a reason and I'ma smoke me
Speaker: I'm just doing a little bit.
Speaker: I think that was Leggy. Glick is listening to Leggy. Yeah. So that was that was from Justin Hitman Ard. He gave us permission last night to go ahead and play that song, roll that beautiful beam footage, and that is Hide the Weed. There is a big story behind that. It was it was absolutely fantastic last night.
Speaker: You all were on. Everybody was on last night. I actually had an opportunity to be able to play. You guys on YouTube and him on Facebook, and we were fantastic. So to be able to watch that interview was was a lot of fun, too. So Glick, you might want to reach out to him. Hitman. Justin, Hitman, Ard. And I can get you in contact with them with Bryce.
Speaker: Actually, the weird part is he might actually be coming on our show. Why don't you guys stay to your lane and stay out of the music side of it? Yeah.
Speaker: And no better than to ask the question. Who was our, who was our guest last week? Anybody? Again, point proven. Stick to the movies. I'll handle the music. Nobody asked any questions last time.
Speaker: it was I wonder why I was talking shit musical show mark mark was over here like my shits broke I want to talk about nothing yeah my shit was all messed up last week and I came on here about
Speaker: what, one o 'clock this afternoon to check to make sure my ship worked on, on a stream yard. And I'm like, okay, let's try this. And I had nothing. Everything was deleted off there. I had to read it. Uh, somehow for some reason, my, when I took everything apart and put it on my new desk, it, uh, my computer didn't register it. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker: So, uh, since you're on the screen and we have mom and dad watching, um, I had to check them out. No, I think the other one, I think the other one that's watching is my wife actually tonight. Get the fuck out of here. Karen doesn't watch every blue moon. She does. She's only watched. She just watches just to see how much of a train wreck it's going to be.
Speaker: Well, normally these are. I got it. I know why she watches. She wants to know what time is Mark coming to bed because I've got to get ready. I've got to be asleep. That's right. Take the shower and go to sleep. That's about right. But I mean, you got to think about it. Yeah, we do a lot of a lot of music or actors, actresses.
Speaker: We know that you have your music show but you know if we can get music guests we're going to and that's not a problem that's like you know I'm not I'm not sure you watch my show so you know how to conduct a proper music interview. Hey Richie Ramone what's the food like in California?
Speaker: you sounded real fucked up. Wait a minute. No, hold on. Hold on. You got to remember he's asked the same questions about a million times over. So anybody that's ever lived in California, who the fuck cares? Hey, hi. Does, does California have like, like a different cuisine? I've never been out there. I'm just curious as to why you asked the question.
Speaker: The food is stupid good in California and the reason I mean It's it's so weird because I didn't move out there until like to the early 2000s, right? I was only there for a little bit of time. I got to go to Mexico I got to experience everything in Mexico in California But I'm telling you it's different when you come I'm in Florida, so
Speaker: I go to a restaurant. I go to a Mexican restaurant. I sit down. I'm like, Oh, let me get some, uh, let me get the rice, the beans, and then a carne asada. Okay. So in California, carne asada is shredded, like not shredded. It's, it's cut real thin skirt steak or flank steak. I'm like that flavored to the nines.
Speaker: than a burrito with french fries. You come here and you ask for it. And you get a piece of fucking shoe leather thrown on a plate. Like you want fries? Oh, it's fucking horrible, dude. It's trash. We've got some really good authentic authentic mix. And I say authentic because the the bit the restaurants have been here since I think
Speaker: I think the early 70s is when they went out grandparents, I guess, emigrated to the States and opened up their first restaurant. And since then, the family has grown. So everything is like great grandma's recipe. So it's like good, good stuff. But I mean, that's like living up here. I was never a big fan of seafood. I lived down in Charleston for 10 years and fell in love with seafood.
Speaker: Yeah, everything's different in each day. Because when I went over to Texas, you know, it felt the same type of food, but a little bit, you know, there's always spice in their foods. And you got a Tex -Mex and then you have Cali -Mex. You got two different things there, too. Asking the biggest rock star what his food cuisine choices was kind of.
Speaker: But he liked it. Why is that wrong? He liked it. Well, I'm not saying it's wrong. It's just ask him more music related stuff. I didn't want to ask the same questions that everybody else asked, though, Stephen. But you're going to do that no matter what. Just like with Peter Anthony interview on Sunday, I'm probably going to ask the same ones I've asked. It happens. If if he didn't like the interview, then he wouldn't have wanted didn't tell us.
Speaker: Okay. That's good. I don't want to do another one. He said he would come back. Yeah. So I'm not saying I'm just saying this humble. He said, he told Mark, he was like, tell Brian to send me his album, autograph it and send it back to him. I'm like, yeah, not every rock star is an asshole. So you have to go out and buy a Ramones album now so you can get it signed. I have one. I have cellophane.
Speaker: I love the remotes. Let's play. I want to be sedated. That was like five years after he left, bro. I want to be sedated was actually before his time, I think, wasn't it? I thought it was after. I feel like that one was before because I know that the reason I didn't want to play the other one was because that was before he joined the band too. He was only in the band for four years. We talked about that on and the reason why he left the band was it was because of merch.
Speaker: They had a little bit of a revolving door. There was quite a few members in the Ramones. Yeah, I think they had four drummers in total, didn't they? They had four different drummers, yeah. Wasn't there, wasn't it their agent or whatever, manager, that was the reason why he ended up leaving? Because they were trying to, they were doing deals. Yeah. He wanted money from the merch, and basically, like he said, Joey said no. He was getting screwed. Yeah, Joey said no. Yeah.
Speaker: duched out. Um no, I would like to interview him again. Um I would but I want to read his book because I want to talk to him about his book. Good idea because he he seemed like he was a little disappointed that nobody read the book and I'm like fuck if anybody should have read the book would have been Mark because that's a fucking reading son of a bitch right there. I was gonna say I didn't even know he had a book but I don't read. I don't read books.
Speaker: I just, I just sat there and was quiet. I was like, Nope, I'm not throwing myself under a bus. I'm going to be like, Oh, maybe that was another thing that had shocked me that he had a book. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like Mark knew about the book. Probably. No, no, no. If I would have known about the book.
Speaker: You think that would have read it first before. Yeah. All right. And that's, that's the weird part. If I would have known, I would have done that. And, you know, I would have tried to fix my ship better, but you were asking a lot of questions. I was letting you go. You were stoked about this. Yeah. I was super happy, man. And here's the thing. I think that, uh, I really think that that interview went really well.
Speaker: at first, did it jump off? Did it pop off? No, absolutely not. It didn't fucking pop off. Because he even said, like, there was one question I asked, he goes, Oh, this is a question everybody asked me. I'm like, Oh, that's actually he said that several times. Yeah. He said, Ask me something I don't matter what. He said, Ask me something that, you know, nobody ever asked you when you came up with the food. Yeah. So he was in his golf game too.
Speaker: Because I did not realize the man played fucking golf. Good for him. Would it be read the book? Yeah. And that's the thing. He didn't mention the book a lot, which I'm guessing you would think you would hear. Oh, I have a book, you know, you could read the book and he not what once, maybe twice in that whole. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: I would more like to sit down and talk to him about his career outside of the Ramones and his solo stuff, because I've been listening. I was listening to his new album, and it's actually really good. Emma says audio books are great. Yeah, Brian, you should listen to that.
Speaker: Yeah. I put it in podcast form and I'll listen to it. Somebody else tell me about it. Yeah. All right. So guys, we do this. Uh, we do this once a month, this open door thing. I'm a jig. It's going to change.
Speaker: It's going to change. Yeah, we're going to actually call it something different. So we don't step on, you know, Oh my God. What are you going to call it? You're not teasing anything. Just fucking tell people. Yeah, they're going to build it up. And then all of a sudden they're going to say it and people are going to be like,
Speaker: We're gonna build you up and we're just gonna set you down on the ground really easy It was like me building up the roast and talking about the roast and promoting it and it was just like I think everybody should have watched a roast at least once before that they did it. Yeah
Speaker: You know, you had a you had a roast master that was like, all right, you go, Connor. I was like, I was really. Well, I didn't want the job. I was really. And then I'll just be the roast master and not roast anybody. You fuckers tell all the jokes. Yes, because we're going to end up doing that again. I was really expecting.
Speaker: We get a duo. Jeff and Connor. Well, especially Jeff, because they've known me the longest to really go in, you know, but I'm like, because I don't. I don't. They're fucking jokes. Say whatever the hell you want. I don't. I'm I'm not going to get mad about anything. You know, you're fat. I know. You're old. I know. I see. You know, it's twice in the last five years. I know.
Speaker: Well, actually, I have the Freddy and Jason off to the side, so my cats don't jump on him. This is who that is the studio that had made the Ghostface, Freddy and Jason Voorhees. Oh, I thought that was Jason Brooks made vengeance, right?
Speaker: Yes. Yeah, I thought that was Jason for a second. I was about to be like, oh, hey, Jason, thank God I waited on that one. Same. What are you doing over there, bro? Yeah. Did they explode in your face or what's going on there, bud? No, we're getting updates from game two, Cavs Boston. Oh, yeah, Cavs are winning. Not too much squeaking going on on the floor, dude.
Speaker: That I can't focus you know, I mean like basketball players are the wrong color for your preference On the floor I can't hear anything else other you know, you know click not everyone's bracing. Yes
Speaker: You have PTSD from squeaking sneakers. Yes. Vengeance though. That was the one you went to, right, Mark?
Speaker: Vintage studio. Yes. They rip. They miss early good shit. Yeah, they make really good shit. I love the shit they're also Doing something else for me right now that my kids will pick up Saturday or my daughter will pick up Saturday for my wife Oh, is that for your wife? Yeah. Ah I know what that is. Yeah, but don't say it out loud. She might okay watching. Well, my wife wanted to do that too and then What are they like? they make they make like
Speaker: or movie, uh, no, he makes a whole bunch of shit. All right. He had, um, he, he made this one, huh? It's three different. Yeah. Yep. Okay. Uh, he's, he does really good shit. Uh, and we seen, um, what was it? What was the statue that he put? Um, I'm trying to think he made a big statue and he put it in a, uh,
Speaker: He put it in a comic book store. I don't know if it sold or not, but it was really nice. He's got Darth Vader. He made a Darth Vader. He's made Godzilla. Basically, he can make a lot of stuff. And it's really cool. And I wouldn't go to anybody else for it because I like his shit. He's great. He's very young.
Speaker: professional at what he does and how he does everything. Yeah. You ever since you got those models and all that from him, you were talking about that. I might have to end up checking that out. But I have a real question for vengeance studios. Can you make a statue like that of the champ? Oh my God. No, say no.
Speaker: This is the one that I got. This is the first one that I got. I love this one. I got this at Christmas time. That's cool. Nobody wants a 3D of you, Glick. I want it for myself. It's a Bigfoot statue. He wants one number three leaves.
Speaker: Yeah, I want it for myself. I think I'd be really fucking badass to have like a like a like an action figure style statue like that of me. Doesn't hold my shoulder or might hold my belt up in the air or something. It's it's like Bigfoot wearing the nonsensical network hat. That's it. That's all it is. I have I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure he is. He's serious, by the way. He is dead serious serious.
Speaker: Yeah, no one, no one here has a bigger ego than Glick does. Hey boys, let go of my ego. A little bit of an ego, maybe a little bit of a narcissist. I am going to, uh, my next one will probably be Michael Myers to have, you know, let's go. I think that one will probably be my next one that I, I talked to him about. Are you going to get a bunch of the,
Speaker: figures from critters. Uh, I have to watch that. Never seen it. You know, I don't even know if they make, uh, anything on them. Yeah. Hey, you make any of the models for the movie critters or gremlins. He could. Yes, he could. Spike would be pretty cool. He could, uh, I'll say he could make all. Now here's, here's another one puppet master.
Speaker: Yeah. I do have a toy of that somewhere around here. How much? How much would the Michael Myers one cost of vengeance? Because that might end up buying on. I'll give you his information to have you. OK, OK, yeah, I'll contact you.
Speaker: Yeah, he's like I said, he's really good. Now I like it. The fact that when I go get my comic books, I can go to his store and see what he's making next. And he had he had all different things. He's made Batman. He's made Deadpool. And they're fucking awesome. That's cool. Yeah. Uh, no. What? That whole.
Speaker: You've not seen that. Bro, have you not seen that pool? I mean, it's a different comic book. I don't know. It's the fucking blend. It's the fucking half and half. Never seen that. But it's it. Well, no, it wasn't like like that. It was like a full on insanity, dude. It's on Google the image, bro. It's insane. You'll be like, oh, my.
Speaker: Just saying. It's kind of like porn. I like to watch it. Yeah, we know. Oh, you see Brian Fuller is out of the Camp Crystal Lake. Sure. And it might be Adrian. Yeah. Yeah. King might be out too.
Speaker: I wouldn't be shocked. I mean, honestly, if you're going to do a prequel thing, but at the same time, it how much you want to bet Victor Miller and Sean Cunningham are doing some stupid shit behind the scenes. It's hard to say without people actually saying it, but I at this point in time until it comes out. But that original article that you told me about that guy was literally on X challenging people to a fist fight because they were proving them wrong.
Speaker: Well, I mean, there's a lot of people that said it that day until, you know, other people came out bloody disgusting, came out with it. And, you know, if if they do it that way, they do it that way. I don't give a shit. You know, it's as long as it's good. All right. You guys talk about that shit offline since we're talking about movies, TV and all that dumb shit. Let's talk about and I know everybody's watched it.
Speaker: The new Fallout series. I'm not finished yet. Mark hasn't finished it yet. You've got an episode left. He's good. You have one. Two. You told me you were on six. Yes, there's eight. Oh, I thought there were seven. That's why I didn't watch Steven's show Sunday, because it was about Fallout. Oh, yeah. I didn't want anything to ruin it. That's the reason why. Hey, that's a guy that I don't know. Did you send him 14 cent?
Speaker: That's the only way he's gonna watch your show. I feel like that's the way a lot of people watch my show. Like someone once on a podcast, they're like, does your wife ever watch your show? I'm like, fuck no. I have to pay my, like most people, I have to pay people to watch my shit. Oh, anybody to watch the show. If you don't like the show, fucking move on. But we've got something for everybody. I feel like we got something for everybody.
Speaker: Do we not? Do we not? Normally we do. You know, like like next week's guest, you know, could be interesting. Yeah, Kevin. Yes, Kevin. I'm just afraid to say his last name because I might fuck it all up. Just butcher it. Do it now. I'll forgive you later or kill you. What's the worst thing he's going to do? I don't want to be on the show because now you. You fucked up my name.
Speaker: I think it's like spares or something like that. Glick fucked up my last name on the first episode I was on. Well, that's why they keep talking. Yeah. And I still didn't. And I still to this day don't give a damn how you feel about me pronouncing your name. So I got a kick out of it. He's like Mark and I are different. Mark has Mark has a soul. I don't. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's a redhead.
Speaker: Fuck you. He's like Steven. He's a redhead. You know, if I don't know how to say somebody's name, I'm going to say it the way I think it's said. And if I'm wrong, they'll correct me. Well, most of the time before they before they come on the show, we'll ask him how to say his last name anyway. So I don't know. Well, Brian won't butcher it. Oh, no, I just tell me I'm like, and your last name is and then they say it and then I go on and fuck it up anyway. Oh, fuck you. Anybody who has ever
Speaker: the the
Speaker: We did great after, or, you know, saying it all the way up to it. We had to say it a bunch of times though. Yeah. I was like, listen, Sine and she was like, Nope, it's Anaya. And I was like, okay. Nope. She was, um, she, she was okay with that. We did it. And she, she told us the right way. And well, listen, because, because you guys are big time into horror.
Speaker: Stephen King did come out with the movie and separated it into an episode TV show. Right. It is called. No, it is called. It is called the. It's a stranger. Yeah, the outside. They didn't make they are. Listen, when you were, it's done. It's bro. I watched the entire thing and I am still like, what the fuck is he going to do next season?
Speaker: There has to be like a whole there. He's got to do something different. I haven't had many TV movies. I mean, Salem's Lot was made into a TV movie, the original at least. Well, they got that show on Hulu, Castle Rock. Oh, that one? Yeah. I was going to say Storm of the Century. But Castle Rock kind of like.
Speaker: as a town up there in Massachusetts or whatever where Stephen King's from. And it kind of lumps like a bunch of his books and shit like into that town. It's a cool series. I only watched the first season and a half. I need to finish it. I'll probably have to restart it at this point, but it was a cool series.
Speaker: I want to watch the outsider though. Brian, you told me about that and I went and looked at it. I was like, Oh, this does look good. Plus Jason Bateman's in it. So typically nine times out of 10, if Bateman's in it, you can't go wrong. Well, yeah. Emotional. Well, I'm going to break your heart. Well, I know he's not in it for very long. You know, don't, but it is absolutely like you said. I mean, I wouldn't tell you if I, if I thought it was trash, I'm going to tell you it's trash.
Speaker: You know, there's maybe hold on because I made him watch something because I didn't want to watch it. So I was like, bro, I saw this thing and you got to watch this. And I made him watch a movie and he was like, what the fuck did I watch? And I was like, I don't know. Tell me.
Speaker: I talk about like new movies and new television shows. I always tell people, don't listen to the critics. Don't listen to what other people say. Just go. If it's something that you want to check out, check it out for yourself. Yeah. Because, you know, like, you know, for instance, Mark does not like the new Roadhouse movie. OK. Oh, wait. Oh, no. It's before you go any further. If you watch it and think of it as a remake, you're sure you can watch it as a movie itself. It's OK.
Speaker: Yeah. They were trying to make an homage to the old one, but with different versions of it. I do understand that. And I just, you know,
Speaker: making a movie called the same thing you expected. It's sort of how that formula was, but this one was a little off. I'm still waiting for this new Ace Ventura movie to come out that it's not anything to do with fucking pet detectives. Yeah, there's still a lot. They're still up there. Yeah, Jim Carrey's backed out on a few movies now. He will only do Sonic. That's the only one he'll do now.
Speaker: I mean I'm not like when now that they got Keanu Reeves playing shadow in the third one I'm not yes Connor he came back honor I was here I went to go grab my fucking charger and one of these two knuckleheads decide to fucking remove me from the thing it's like Jesus Christ
Speaker: Second time. Well, listen, here's the thing. You keep showing your butthole. If you want an OnlyFans, let me know. We'll set it up. You pay me 40%. So me walking into the kitchen is showing my butthole. Your butthole. When you get up off the chair, I can see your butthole. Raise your hand if you can see his butthole. I didn't look. I mean, I think a lot of people didn't look.
Speaker: To answer your question, mine was Nightmare on Elm Street and it was because I lived on Elm Street at the time. So that's why. There was a movie back in the day called Skinner and we went to the drive -in movie theater and this movie is not very popular, but I'm going to tell you something. When you're fucking like eight or nine and you're sitting in the back of a pickup truck and
Speaker: There's a guy in a van picking people up on the movie screen and put them in panels and then skinning them. That's fucking scary. That's right. Brian is in the back of that pickup truck because it was the fourth time he was kidnapped that week. Did it? Did it say free? Because it said free candy. So he fell for it every time. Brian was, you know, Stacy does a pretty good job.
Speaker: down to one or two kidnappings a week now. He's still a special person as an adult. Hey, Brian. He naps me, though. It's fantastic. Hey, Brian. Did you ever unlock your wife yet? No, but I will go check on her. He has been chained to the bed for about an hour now.
Speaker: give her about another half hour or so, get her nice and warmed up. I can't give her that long because she'll chew out of those fucking things. So, Jesus Christ. I'll send you a link to some high quality restraints. They won't be, she can't chew out of them. I got you. Is that what you said, Steven? Don't worry about what I said to Steven. Oh, oh, oh. All right. Yeah. We're not going to, we're not going to talk about my wife in that way. His new cage is done by the way. I had the welders out this week. They, I gave him a little bit extra room. So,
Speaker: You know, he doesn't feel so cramped. He can actually walk around a little bit. And we added some accessories in there. He's got a little, a little ball toy that he can play with and a rope. And I got him a good bowl and a little water bottle. I was going to say, did you get the water bottle this time? Yeah. I got an adult size, like durable bottle. It's really good. So he doesn't have to drink it out of the bowl now. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't make so much of a mess, but he can't, he's gagging on it though. I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker: Hi, he's not gagging on that. He's gagging on something else. No, he's gagging on that because he was like, I'm going to be a born out. Oh, did you get the hamster wheel this time? Yeah. Yeah, I don't want him to get fat and lazy in there. So, OK, hamster wheel. Can you give me one of those? Steven, we got a serious question for you. Oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, Brian's been wondering this ourselves.
Speaker: Are you trying to grow your facial hair out to match clicks? No. It's never going to happen. I call laziness. And that's not a. And that's the funny thing, like everyone thinks I'm just growing out my facial hair to look like that. Like, no, I'm my facial hair. I never knew that we were living in a world where it mattered what my fucking face looked like. I tell 100 percent. Well, because the only reason why I asked is because
Speaker: you know, most, most people that can't, that grows in patches normally won't, won't grow it like that. Yeah, no, I'm, I've, I've been meaning to shave it. It's just fucking doing everything else with the fucking, like, yeah, I want to trim it. You had the night off. You didn't have to come on. You could have easily checked your weekly shower. We have a fucking night off. What are you talking about? What happens if you shave the whole thing?
Speaker: A whole thing. What's what happens if you get rid of this? Do you walk around like you don't have a chin? Is that where you are? Hold up. Wait, wait. It's very happy without the facial hair. It's real. No, no, no. I was talking to Steven. No, it clicked that I already know what he looks like. No, no, I was talking about. I've had I've been on the podcast without fucking facial hair. I have not seen it. Well, they're paying attention or drunk one or the other.
Speaker: That goes hand in hand with you. That's probably both. Here's the only thing I'm going to tell you guys. I'll shave this, right? Can't shave this and this because if I do this and then I shave it all, then I'm. You look like a skinhead. Uncle Fester.
Speaker: I won't go that far. I would go skinhead, not Uncle Fester. I mean, in your mouth. Mark, did you see that Christopher? Wednesday? Yeah, he'll just be in it for the season though. That's it. Is he going to be Uncle Fester again? No, they they have an Uncle Fester. OK. Isn't Jenna Ortega out for the next season? No.
Speaker: She's out for a dream. And she died off of her, uh, the cartoon on Netflix. Um, she was killed in, so she's done with that. I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm super excited. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. No big news coming from Wednesday is that Christopher Lloyd's coming back. That's all we fucking said. Okay.
Speaker: Well, that whole conversation turned into a fucking you guys made a left turn, went down the fucking alleyway, came back up this way. Dude, this whole show was a fucking left turn. OK, fine. Good God, Brian. It was, you know, some people, you know, have their way of doing it. Brian's not very much on, you know, the horror genre.
Speaker: He can watch some stuff, but not all of it. But you see, we have more horror people on here than anything else. I'm working on the comedy side, so go fuck yourself.
Speaker: Well, you were supposed to get you were supposed to go to a comedy show on the 27th and didn't I should have I should have because I fucking bombed tremendously and then I heard Bro, the lady that they had for the fucking closing act Absolutely fucking murdered everybody in the room. I was like what and she's a little person and I was like And you don't know her name No, but I can get it. Yeah get it
Speaker: So so mark, I thought you guys are going to be talking about serial killers tonight. Yeah, well, shit change. Oh, I kind of got one. I got one. You got one. The one person that told me never to talk about one serial killer. OK, let's hear it. The Texarkana Phantom. The town that dreaded sundown. It's not really. He killed two. Yeah, he is. He killed more than that.
Speaker: Glick's gonna - Yeah, I remember you telling me about that. We had a big, big, long conversation about that one. The Texarkana, he killed more than two people. In a movie. In real life. All right, so tell me who this guy is. Fucking God. Well, they don't, they don't know who he is. They never found him. They never found him. Oh, they never found the guy? Never. Yeah.
Speaker: And well, what had happened was that this was after World War II. A lot of your soldiers were coming back and pretty much this guy at lovers lanes, which some people that follow true crime are trying to link him with the Zodiac killer. But like I said, first of all, this guy would have been way too old at that point. And I've always said that I think it was a cop that did the Zodiac killings.
Speaker: I'm sorry, he had five victims. Barely qualifies for a serial killer, but he had five victims. All it has to be over is three. All it has to be over is three. What makes a serial killer is the MO boys.
Speaker: What was going on at that time that made him so elusive is that they thought they had the guy. It's just they had him for a different crime and they couldn't pin it on him for these murders.
Speaker: they had his wife too. And they're like, well, if you testify against your husband to say he did this, because yeah, but he had the guy had come out and said, Well, I'm the phantom killer. Well, then when the wife was going to testify, she's like, Oh, no, we just came up with this. That he was supposed to be the killer and all that shit. But no, they never caught the Texarkana killer. It was him.
Speaker: It was, there's no reason for you to think it's a hundred percent him. Hold up. Wait, you're trying to say that, uh, you know, people don't lie about, uh, killing somebody will never lie to you about being a fucking serial killer. If I'm going to serial kill, kill, if I'm going out to do this, I'm going to go do it. Probably never going to tell you anything and be like, Hey, some people do it. How are they doing?
Speaker: Some people like to do it and get the no variety from it and then come out to find out that they are not the killer. They still get their name out there as the fake. Well, and then with the Phantom, he wasn't doing any of that. He was literally just killing these people and the cops were actually close to catching them twice, but he just disappeared.
Speaker: Like they had a cop that actually did an interview and they said, well, you were right behind the guy. How did he just disappear? And he's like, we don't know. Just the cop must be the Golden Gate killer. Steven, what happened? Why? What time is it there? Why? Looking at the background. I'm serial killing somebody. Yeah. I'm looking at your background, bro. 8 25. Why does that matter?
Speaker: Turn around and look at your fucking door. The sun's coming through like really crazy. Oh, it's super bad. It's like you have like. I was about to say, if if someone's going to try and open my door, good luck. No, it's literally flames coming through your fucking your your fucking wall. I think, ladies and gentlemen, I think Brian ate a brown or a gummy. Did something. Holy fuck. I'm going to go eat some sushi.
Speaker: What's that mean? Oh, my God. Tell Stacey says hi. She got me sushi. What do you want from me? Go eat your sushi. OK. All right. Sure she did. This is this is the talking shit show on non -cisco network.
Speaker: My name is Brian with me always is that handsome devil right there, Mark. Why are you starting over? Oh, I'm ending the show. You're ending the show. This is happening. You never even told anybody who our next guest is. Oh, that's on you. Oh, fuck you. Don't tell anybody.
Speaker: Yes. Come on. I'm really bad. Listen, I've, I've done a podcast for like two weeks now. So. Hey Mark, do you want me to do some of this? I might screw up Kevin's name as the guest, but I can do it if you need me to. Go ahead.
Speaker: All right, so next Wednesday at 8 PM Eastern time, Kevin, you heard it right. Kevin, from Friday the 13th, part seven. Jesus Christ. Doing better than you are, Brian. You guys killed me with the 90s morning zoo radio voices. You realize it's 2024 and people
Speaker: are cool with just your regular voice. What are you talking about? Well, Stephen's trying to be on the radio. So there you go. They don't talk like that on the radio anymore. He's good. We all do. The whole network.
Speaker: Was he, he was in, he was in. Yeah. He was the male lead. Yeah. Nice. And then he was also in, uh, uh, Roseblood too, right? Yes. He reprised the role on there and which I can't wait to talk to him next week. Uh, he's already, I've already talked to him twice now. Uh, he's already confirmed he will be on the show. Um,
Speaker: And I just can't wait for him to tell you guys everything else he's been up to because it's, he's got an actual TV series, uh, on Amazon. Did, did he ever do anything after Friday 13th, part seven? He he's been in soaps and other stuff. Okay. Okay. Like I said, he's got, he's got a TV series on, uh, Amazon. So when can we see this? Uh, a week from today.
Speaker: Next Thursday. Yes. Next Thursday. Well, you know, usually the show announces this normally. Yes. Normally. OK, we're going to have Kevin. I don't want to mess up his name. Oh, right. It's Paris. He'll be on next week's show May 16th at eight p .m. And hopefully we'll get some good stuff out of him.
Speaker: trying to hit him like a pinata? Oh, no, we'll use that. Steven's already pinata. Everybody beats on him. Yeah, mister. Oh, we'll give Steven a break for one show.
Speaker: We did. You're the ass that came on. You chose to come on here. I don't know. I'm not saying this show. I'm just saying in general. Everyone in the comments that does this network's like, oh, we'll give Steven a break for a night. Yeah, bullshit. Hey, hey, give him a break. Like, hey, Steven, off at my expense. Go ahead. Why? He gets off.
Speaker: You are where he gets off on you, you know, teasing him, making fun of him. I try. I try. What are you doing? You're supposed to go to bed. Go to bed. Do you hate when you try to fucking tell your kids to fucking go to bed? Go to fucking bed. Go to bed, you little shit. The little shit stains.
Speaker: Thank you, Steven, for putting up the bio link, bio .link, the nonsensical network. No, the nonsensical network. What the fuck did I just say? You said, duh, it's the, the nonsensical network. And once I copy right now, they're not allowed to say it anymore. You know, they tried to trademark that, right? Yeah. Well I'm trademarking it and I'm taking it from them. They couldn't.
Speaker: Just like Miami tried for the youth, they tried for that and they were denied also because it's something that's out there that nobody can trademark right now. Yeah. Well, too many other places. You're talking about shit that I don't really care about. So I'm out. I'm done. I'm reading you. You're fired. Mark Glick, enjoy the show.
Speaker: I thought you were closing her down. Yeah. You guys, you guys are still talking. I'm going to go to bed. Oh yeah. Attach to the fucking foot in my bed. Brian play. Poor thing. All she was doing was asking for directions. Next thing she knew she was chained to the head footboard of his bed. Poor thing.
Speaker: Sure. That's what happens when you're down in Florida. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't have mine changed to the... Yeah, but you're from Michigan. It's different with you. Mine's changed to something else. Never mind. Anyway. And plus, your wife would kill you if you tried that. You don't know. Never mind. You want to incriminate yourself there, buddy?
Speaker: Whoa, yeah, husband, wife, serial killer, dude. Oh, nice. Nice. Well played. Fucking work, bro. Whatever you fucking told me to do didn't fucking work, bro. She's fucking gone. Now what do I do? Just stick to your job of selling people toys. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, just hope for the best. Yeah, she'll come back.
Speaker: turn. She knows what's good for us. That this show took a major U -turn and then crashed. And don't worry everybody. We'll be back to our normal format next week. No, they won't. You guys gotta get a couple of these like random off the wall throws under your belt. We've been trying for the, we've been trying since we started on this. Yeah. You just gotta, you guys are more, you guys are more formatted, you know,
Speaker: You know, not necessarily formatted, but you guys kind of come in with a plan and you know, you're going to have, you know, uh, an interview and a guest and all that stuff. So like, it's a, it's a, it's the same thing for me doing a men's mental health show. God damn. Like I'm so used to just flying off the cuff and being a lunatic most of the times. And now I'm, now we're doing a semi serious show and show because, I mean, we've done a few interviews, but that's not my, it's not my normal thing, but.
Speaker: I don't ever write anything down. I don't think there's stuff off the top of my head. Yeah. I know Brian, you know, Brian will look up stuff and whatnot, but it depends on what it is. Depends on what I'm going to do. What you fucking can't. Would you stop? My mark is on fire and shit. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, it's it's I got a new desk for the cat and said, OK, I'll pick up this part of the desk. But the cat on the floor. Yeah, OK.
Speaker: He likes weighs about like 20 pounds. I don't feel like lifting them up. Hit it with a stunt. The cat RKO is a mod from out of nowhere. They give him an elbow drop off from off the top of the desk. I can see that. All right, you guys. Listen, we normally do this show for about an hour and some change. We've hit that hour mark.
Speaker: We're actually over that hour, Mark. Does anybody else have anything else that they would like to say before I let you go? Tune in tomorrow night right here on YouTube for Glick's House of Music, eight o 'clock. And I'll be hanging out with the Southern Outlaws band. It's going to be a fun time. Going to be a good time. I talked to the lead singer on the phone last night, uh, yesterday and he was a trip and we're going to, we're going to have fun. We're going to have a lot of fun with this one tomorrow night. Uh, plus I got kick -ass music.
Speaker: And they're fucking superstars. I heard Mark say that he might've heard of them. You're probably, I believe I've seen them at a concert before. Yeah. Cause they are playing on radio stations all over the world. Uh, they're everywhere. So, and you guys will learn more about that tomorrow night. Plus they got all kinds of big things coming up, uh, here soon. So I'm excited for the interview. Shout out to my guy Hunter a lot. He hooked it up. Uh, they're friends of his, uh, he was on the show a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker: And he hooked this interview up. So shout out to Hunter for that. And go check out his new single, Assholes. Hunterlottmusic .com. Listen to it last night. Was it last night? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I know I heard the song. So. Yeah. Steven.
Speaker: Oh, you know, on Sunday, I'll be I should ask Peter if he's still going to come on the show on Sunday with what happened to his knee. But Sunday, Peter Anthony is going to be on the show. And then the next two Sundays, I'm going to have other surprise guests come on. So. You're just full of surprises, aren't you? Born for people. Oh, I'm just saying.
Speaker: But they go together, by the way. I mean, anyways. And I don't forget in two weeks, we'll have the first part of the military show. Oh, shit, that's right. And then we'll finish the second part on men caring for men. It's going to be crazy, though. That shit's probably going to go all week long. I'm not even going to lie to you guys. The show is probably going to run your entire week, though.
Speaker: It could, if we had, if we had different guests for everyone, it could. Except for Jeff, you know, who lives in Mexico that, you know, probably doesn't know. He doesn't know what's on the wake up for the show. So yeah. Well, yeah. So bad for him. He's got a toothache. Well, I mean.
Speaker: He sounded like he was messed up though. Listen, we got a, we got a place over here in, uh, Brooksville called you pull them. Okay. 199 bucks. Any tooth you need pulled on. He lives in Mexico. It should be cheaper. Yeah. It's probably like 44 bucks. They just give you a shot of tequila and say, here you go.
Speaker: Punch you in the jaw. They sent Conor McGregor down there and he's like, a rear vedirchi and just punches you in the jaw. Where the fuck is everybody? I gotta rehash that movie. Alright guys, from us here at Talking Shit on the nonsensical network, my name is Brian. I'm Mark.
Speaker: This is Glick and Jeravishi, how you doing? Check out Follow Us, wherever you listen to podcasts. Make sure you look out for Mark's butthole only fans and Jarvis' condiment feet only fans coming soon. It's happening.
Speaker: People laugh now, but we do that, and we make more money than doing that shit than this fucking whole network's gonna be making us, boy. But hey. Oh my god. On that note, I'm gonna say...
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