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Speaker: Hey y 'all better look the fuck out today my crayons are short the box is full my bottle of glues topped off my helmets on tight baby we bought the rhythm with the tism let's get with it
Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. Why am I muted still? That could be the only one thing. Happy. Hey, everybody.
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Speaker: Welcome to nonsensical nonsense, the flagship. If you will, Jeff's in the building. I'm in the building. Connor will be here. God knows when. Don't forget it is an open door challenge. Jeff, much like having sex, blew his load way too early and just throw it in. And I'll before I get here and say anything. So the chat, the link is in the chat pretty much feel an extra froggy.
Speaker: If you're watching on X, I'm going to try to remember this throughout the night. Cause if you are watching on X and you would like to take part in the chatter's box or even jump in with us, hop on over to YouTube. Uh, you guys can chat with, uh, you can also hit that link and join us live apart on the show. Um, don't be shy there on X. I'll be scared. Yeah. Pre premature, dusty.
Speaker: This guy down here. I know he's. Yeah, you know there's a thing you're going to get pulled over from being on your phone while you talk on the phone. I'm just saying. This guy speaking of premature ejaculation. Yeah, hey man, accidents happen every day. That's why he's here. That's right, that's right. What are you boys up to today?
Speaker: Oh, you're headed home for days off. Nice. Yeah, but how are you? Oh, about an hour and a half. No, it's not too bad. No. Oh, the beauty of it. You're driving the towns. Now that you're driving the big truck, you can just push everything out of your way. You know, literally, we've all seen the dangerous. Right. Right.
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Speaker: I, uh, how many days you got off buddy? Uh, one week. Nice. So yeah, I go, I get off tomorrow and then technically I'm off already. It's just now I got to drive all the way to the house, but yeah, no, I get a full week on Sunday to Sunday. Nice. Nice. I want one of those showing the big stuff on Snapchat. It's called taking a vacation, Jeff.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't do that. Every company, every company out there, pretty much, unless you're a poor little Chinese kid working in the Nike sweatshop, most companies, most every company gives you PTO or vacation time. Right. Understood. The difference is I'm a 1099. I'm a 1099 employee, not a W2. So if they're not obligated, I can take any time I want off. I just choose not to. I like money.
Speaker: I got fired on my days off, you know, I wasn't even doing anything. So that the house relaxing and fucking they're like, now you've gone. Doing my best and imitation of Jack Burton over here. As you as you downshift and hit the what's it called the
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Speaker: the jake break? Yeah, I hit the jake break and then go when somebody goes what's that like 9 .5 on a Richter scale. Hold on. There it is. What was that? What was that? 9 .5 on a Richter scale, boys. That's right. I know a lot of countries like that.
Speaker: Yeah, five weeks paid holiday in the UK. It's small. Not if you're 1099 though, because technically you don't work for the company. You're a consultant. The new company I just started with, we get 20 days right off the rip. Obviously that as you, years of quote unquote service, you get more days, but I also get like 13 .35 hours of PTO like every month or something like that, or every couple of weeks.
Speaker: And then that goes with the company that goes up too. So, I mean, we got, they said they got a guy that's been with the company so long that he basically doesn't work from like October until January. I'm like, if I ever get that way, I'm literally working, I'm working like Tuesdays and Thursdays and that's it.
Speaker: 1099 is not a, so there's, there's two types of employees there. There's W2, which is what these guys are. They get paid certain money hours for certain. I am a commission based person, so I don't get paid if I don't work. So I'm at 1099. It's kind of like a, a consultant or a, uh, a subcontractor.
Speaker: to explain. Basically, when I get paid, they already take my taxes out. Jeff has Jeff's taxes. I have to pay my own taxes. He has to pay his own taxes. So he has to file a different form. Yep. Pretty much I file a 1099 form at the end of each year. You you file a well you don't you file a 1040 easy.
Speaker: I don't pay taxes. The champ doesn't pay taxes. Yeah. Say that louder. The IRS is listening. But, champ, don't pay no taxes. Fuck you, you government swine. You want me? Come and get me. Yeah. Yeah. The House of Next Door is open for this. Five minutes later, the FBI is beating on his door. Yeah, I don't get a basic rate. Sir, are you the champ? No, I'm Chris.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know who that guy is. It's a character officer. I don't want to go to jail. You can't make me. A lot of jobs in America that are commission only. Yeah, it's a different form. It's like,
Speaker: In the states if you hire somebody you have to give them a certain amount of benefits well the caveat, you know including taxes and all that fun stuff plus you have to give a certain amount of health care and Things like that with a 1099 commission only or a consultant, you know, you might be hiring them for six months and
Speaker: You're basically a con, you're, you're contracted out. It's like, it's like your, your Uber drivers, your door dash drivers, uh, Uber ease that you, you get a 10 99 for all that because you're, you're not necessarily employed by door dash. You're contracted to do the services. Exactly.
Speaker: So Jeff is basically a contractor. Contractors, for instance, they're based off of commission, you know, not necessarily commission, but they're only getting paid if they have a job. So they agree. Yeah. Well, you know, a lot of a lot of construction guys, construction companies hire 1099 guys because they pay them per job.
Speaker: So the days they don't have a job to do that, it's like, I can't pay you guys. I don't have any money coming in. So, uh, and they usually get paid one lump sum. Yeah. Um, no, that's like, you know, bartenders and waiters and stuff here in the States. I mean, they might make, they might make two 25 an hour because they based on 1099.
Speaker: They're coming. No, they're not. I don't know how well that I don't, I'm not sure there's some companies too, but, but there it's, it's, they get a minimum wage of like two 50 or whatever it is. And then, and then tips are included into that. Happy Saturday. Yeah. Some companies, you know, you get your tips out of your checks. So it's, I'll give you the tip. Don't wear a bra. I'm Susan pants. That's okay.
Speaker: It's a little complicated, but it's one of those things that's like, uh, I close four or five deals and I'm set for the year. And where to order to make the same amount of money, you have to, you know, Chris has to work the same amount, like every day of the year or every day that he's scheduled to make the same amount of money I do. The difference is I get mine all want some, and I have to watch how I spend throughout the year until I close another deal. And I can take vacation whenever I want.
Speaker: Agreed. I'm still gonna get paid the same. Yeah. As I always say, nobody ever got rich working for a salary. Well, true crime. It is a open door challenge Saturday night. We invite anybody and everybody who wants to come up to pop their heads in. We just ask that you have your camera on and you keep your way there in your pants.
Speaker: Sorry. I assume everybody has a winner, but if you have a winner, let's keep it in your pants. And I wish I didn't have to put that caveat on there. We're going to make fun of it. That's my question. How bad is the world that we have to have that caveat that you have to have your camera on because we don't want to be wiener bomb. Well, we wouldn't have to have in there if it wasn't for the fact that
Speaker: We have been wienerbob. Well, yeah, exactly. I mean, that's the problem. And as we've talked about before, Leggy and I made fun of some poor bastard for like 15 minutes because she was in here one night and he popped in like, I got you. I'm sorry, you're not getting anything with that.
Speaker: Hey Frank, give me give me two fingers. Just double check. Excellent. Just want to check. What's up, buddy? We just have to double check that make sure because I need to double check double check. No, apparently I got echo so I don't need to point out my fingers twice. Now, the reason why is we're like we'll have people show video.
Speaker: and we'll think it's somebody we know and then a giant wiener pops up and we're like and struggling to kick him off. He definitely picked the wrong ones that night like two of the most sarcastic assholes on the planet. So, Frank, do you have a YouTube channel where you do through crime documentaries or something?
Speaker: I have this psychotic roommate that keeps begging me for cigarettes.
Speaker: Don't live in the states by the way, so I live in the Netherlands. It's let's see. It's Drunk out of my mind It's uh, let's see I passed you He's already like wanting to break in there's nothing Sure What he said
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead No, I was gonna I was gonna say so so do you have a YouTube channel where you do guided? Give yourself a shout out man. What's what? Dude, I'm sucka sucka shout out. Oh, by the way, I lost my new channel on my old channel This is my new one the last one. I had 4k subs Lost that one, please
Speaker: Well, throw your channel in the chat. That way people can see it, they can check you out, you know? We're all about supporting people that aren't assholes. It's shit to be proven. Yeah, I mean, you should not be proving yourself yet, but, you know, you at least have it weaver -bombed us, so, you know, we're okay with that. Dude, I got that stuff all the time. I think it only happened, like, twice to me. Hold on, let me... We have it happen to us, like, twice a month.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's, it's been a hard joke. It's, it's been a hard joke. I'm not going to lie. I've seen it. It has, but I was going to fix it. Say there for a minute, I'd seen more wiener on this show than I'd seen in a porn. And you watch a lot of porn. No, I just watched lesbian shit. Okay.
Speaker: It's two guys. Those are those are those are gay guys. It's not lesbian. You've got your leg. It doesn't count if it's midget porn. OK, it does. The porn is awesome, right? Yeah. I think the midget is one of those takes on the planet, man. I do, too. I mean, I feel like I have to go in soft and crack ribs when you get hard kind of status. So I agreed, but.
Speaker: Worth it. Totally. Looks like a rat crawling under wallpaper. You know, speaking of porn, it is actually best for you to masturbate often as possible. It actually lowers your chances of cancer. That's true.
Speaker: So I'm jerking it right now. That's why I can smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, son of a bitch. Right? That is so true. So I've upped my cigarette intake and upped my jerking off. Yeah, exactly. I'm going through the whole gambit of porn. I'm going through the full gambit because regular porn, as Burt Kreischer said, gets boring. You're like, yeah.
Speaker: Two guys, what a one. High school, come on, next. You know. Hold on, gangbang midget porn folks. Yeah. No, and the variety is there. As we've talked about on the show where we do the year and review of porn that Pornhub puts out, you know, I'm trying to get those numbers up for midget porn. Hey, bro.
Speaker: dude I got one question though so if it's like a full -on gangbang for midget porn okay would it be just two dudes like dpeener but would they lay down or would they stand up like which how about that with the midget right I don't know but I'm willing to find out
Speaker: I will do the research, sir. I have nothing to do tomorrow. I will do the research and let you know on Monday. Jeff is our chief research analyst of the show. Yes, I am. He'll ain't allowed anything you want him to.
Speaker: Well, you know, but in videos in general, not just porn, there's so much variety of stuff you can watch. Like we've talked about that. If you go on Reddit, Reddit is like there's a whole section of Reddit dedicated to cartel hits.
Speaker: Like the aftermath and you're like, good God, I live in Mexico. This is not cool. So I have, I have read it. I do not have a Reddit account. I do most of Reddit. I cannot stay. Don't go on Reddit. There's a couple of, there's a couple of accounts like cringe, tick tocks and people are assholes.
Speaker: stuff like that my favorite is don't fuck with cats that shit is hilarious cats are evil after watching that shit it is like i don't trust my cat i have to put him outside the bedroom at night because i'm like no no i've seen that video no yeah because well the other night you woke up to your cat fucking your foot no he was fucking the blanket
Speaker: I see that my wife and I are lying in bed and the bed starts. My cat's not that big. It's maybe like that. Right. And the bed is vibrating. And I was like, is my phone ringing or something? And I look up and the cat is humping the shit out of this wool blanket. And I'm like, what the fuck? I scream. What the fuck? My wife wakes up. What, what, what, what, what? I said, look at your fucking cat. And she's like, get him off the bed. I'm like, yeah, because I'm not laying in that. And I go like.
Speaker: Yeah, he was going to town. I think that blanket is now pregnant. I'm just saying. So you sleep in other guys' stuff after your wife has cut you for the 14th. That's the line. Cat spunk is the line, Jeff. It's 100 % the line. It's not dusty enough. He draws the line at bestiality. I get it.
Speaker: I don't get chicks like that. How did we go from cats to? You brought up these reality, buddy. I'm just saying. I was going to say, you brought it up. You opened that door. You started with cats. I wanted to start about pussies, but apparently you want to start about cats. Well, my pussy was famous the other day when I passed out drunk in the yard.
Speaker: So Wednesday, we do a live show on Wednesday. That's the one time that I wish I was your neighbor because I would have loved to look at my window and see you first down here. So I drank an entire bottle of wine in less than an hour. And I haven't drank it over a year. I haven't drank it over a year. So I get up and this is the story for everybody that was watching Wednesday and messaged me on Thursday going, you alive?
Speaker: As Chris knows I was fine, but I got up I'm sitting in this exact same spot. I finish off the bottle wine. I'm drinking straight out of bottle I chuck the bottle over my head and You know a couple of stupid questions come up and I then I get up we go to break and I'm like I got a piss and
Speaker: So I go up into my side yard here and I take a piss and I get back to the front of the car. And I just, I'm going to lay down just for two seconds. Oh yeah. And I woke up, I woke up at like 10 30. Yeah. And, and didn't even show up back on the show. I think they might've still been gone. I just closed the computer, carried everything in the house and went upstairs and passed out until 4 AM.
Speaker: Oh, you, you were great on the show drunk, but you not coming back to the show because you got drunk and passed on the yard, created even more fun content that we, that we ran with. They can see was my chair and my cat sticking his head in the window. What are you guys doing? We can see, we can see your cat, your three liter bottle and the chair. We kept waiting. Like we would drop your camera down and be like,
Speaker: We have developing news in the where's Jeff case? The cat is gone. The big telltale sign was that your three leader hadn't moved. Yeah. And you know what? I carried the chair inside. I carried the two chairs that I sent my computer on. I carried the computer on the extension cords, everything inside. I left the three that are set out here all night. You asshole. I already I already hate that work. And so my.
Speaker: We were just worried about you. Excuse us. Like she had spelled it. S -H -T -T -T. You used us. That lady messaged me the next day. She's like, are you hungover? And I was like, not really. I had a little bit for like from about 4 to 30 till about six. But then I got up and went to the gym and I was fine. I got a message at six o 'clock. Hey.
Speaker: No, I woke up I woke up in the first second news message Chris. I'm awake now I'm like afraid of that right now, you know, I'm now Ferdy and each time that I go to sleep and or if I Live stream or something planned and I know it's like two hours ahead. I was like, I'm not gonna nap. I really not. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah No, well last Saturday
Speaker: Here's the problem with where I live. Where I live, they don't change the clocks. And on Saturdays, I don't stare at my fucking clock all day because I'm not working. And I'm thinking, oh, I still got an hour before the show. I'm like two hours for the show. I'm going to take a wee nap.
Speaker: I lay down, take a little nap, and my phone starts blowing up at 5 .30. Where the fuck are you? Where the fuck are you? And like, what are you talking about? We don't go live for another hour. He's like, time change asshole. Time change asshole. Son of a bitch. What's going on, Bluey? I'm fucking tired. I'm overworked and underpaid. Welcome to life.
Speaker: No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you give him too much sympathy, he's a stay -at -home dad. Fuck him.
Speaker: I also don't have to do anything because he's crippled. So he's crippled. He barely walked. Fuck this guy. I'm so tired from shopping today. Fuck you. You're spending your wife's money. Shut the fuck up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, your VA money. I'm sorry. I wasn't spending anything. No, no, no, no. You weren't spending time on this show, motherfucker.
Speaker: That's a fair point. My day started at the Children's Museum down here because that's a fucking blast for me. Did he go with or without children? What? Did he go with or without children? Unlike Jeff, I go with him. Oh, yeah. He did so bad. That was perfect.
Speaker: It's the only place that children go that Connors allow within 500 yards. I'm just pointing out my concerns. No, you're welcome any time after that. Any time you want to come up with a shot, buddy, I was I was contemplating within the first probably 20 minutes.
Speaker: So it was it was pretty cool when we first showed up because there were these three dudes that were dressed in like fucking stormtrooper outfits It was like it was just kind of funny at first and then I walked into this room and they're playing checkers
Speaker: It's it's like an imperial guard playing checkers with a stormtrooper. And I was like, that's that's kind of that's the coolest photo I've ever seen. So I took a picture of it and then my son was like, Can I play? Can I play checkers with a stormtrooper? I was like, Oh, yes. Yes. Why are you asking? Why are you? You're good. Go kick the other guy in the nuts and sit down. Get out of the way.
Speaker: but then we went to fucking fucking style movie. We went to lunch out, which was way too much fucking money. And then, uh, yeah, it's cheap when it's just you and your wife. But when you got three fucking kids, holy shit, that's out of house and home, buddy. That sounds like a stay at home dad. That is not cheap. You know,
Speaker: Like, as we mentioned earlier, as somebody that works on commission, I'm like, dude, money doesn't grow on trees. I got a fucking bus that has to get this dollar. Yeah. But did that get blown up? I was going to say, you could have just got injured and got a check every month. Damn it. I wouldn't recommend rethinking my life. Maybe I would not recommend it.
Speaker: You know, I, you know, as long as it sounds, trust me. Yeah. I used to work in mental health and just as like one of those Serenity classes, I needed to get a bonsai tree. Well, first of all, where the fuck do you get a bonsai tree? Well, I'm not in the climate here. It's not something you'd pick up at the corner store. So I went to some Asian chick, AliExpress just ordered it online.
Speaker: Um, so yeah. Uh, and while the entire point of it was that you can't, you can see your personality and how you treat the tree. So I let it die. I can't keep a cat. That's exactly right. Chris. I was saying the same thing. Brown.
Speaker: It's dead. I didn't water it for two weeks, and then I gave it 12 gallons in an hour. I don't know why it's not going to compensate, right? Because that's what I do. I'll be like, man, fuck this shit. And then like after it's all gone to hell, I'm like, well, maybe we can save it. Yeah, more. No, my wife constantly buys plants and shit. She's like, we have a yard. We should kill it with plants. I'm like, I can barely keep the grass alive. It's technically a weed.
Speaker: And we have a gardener. When you live in Mexico, they're all gardeners. And they're all. The consigns for copious amounts of alcohol. I don't know why, Doctor. I don't know why. It was drinking ever clear. How often are you watering that plant, Jeff? I give it a three liter coke every day. It works for me.
Speaker: No, but like she's got on the balcony where occasionally I do this show from she's got all these little their cardboard, potted plants like the small ones. And she had a bunch of plants in them. They're all dead. Because I forgot. She's like, don't forget to water my plants. So I water the grass. And I'm like, I'm done. Get upstairs, watch TV a little bit. Fuck, I forgot to water the fucking plants on the balcony. I'll do it tomorrow. Never.
Speaker: Nope. See, that's what she gets back from her vacation. Be like, honey, this is why you should never go on vacation. I can't be trusted with your life. You're fucking plants. I mean, you're lucky the kids are still alive. Just listen. You take care of children. Yeah. Hey, I figure if the kids are still alive when she gets back, fuck them plants. I'll buy new ones. I mean, you're you're bad. Oh, you have those kinds of people, right? What's that?
Speaker: I didn't hear what you said, Frank. Oh, you have those kinds of people that I'm not my ex was the same way. Instead of doing the dishes, you just threw it all away. I was like, that's a smart woman. Hey, there's a reason why paper plates were invented. Exactly.
Speaker: You know, exactly. Nicky and I just had that conversation the other day because I could clean up by themselves. And she's like, I'm not ready to just go buy paper plates and plastic. I said, you know, I did that once before. And she's like, you know, there's.
Speaker: There's a hack that they do in Mexico. They got these little, houses will have like little hamburger shops out front, right? And because you're serving on a plate, what they do is they put the plate in a plastic bag. Then they put the food on it and serve it to you. So instead of washing the plates, they take the plastic bag off and throw it away. And I'm like, I need to buy you some plastic bags.
Speaker: Dude, fast -food restaurants, I've never been the same since everything is from paper. I forget my plastic straws. Yeah, except for the plastic lid and the plastic bag that it comes in. It's weird, right? But when I have plastic spoons and that kind of stuff, it always reminds me of big -ass old family barbecue. Oh, yes. Ikea could die and burn in hell every last one of their fucking stores.
Speaker: Just so you fucking know. Fucking. Were you were you one of the people kicked out of fucking Ikea for playing hide and seek? Oh, that's so fun. Is that a real thing? That is because we actually did a story about it. I found this story and we we actually did a live reading of the story on the air. So that's a real thing where you are. Dude, I want to go do it.
Speaker: Like YouTubers do challenges all the time. It's pretty fun to watch. How'd it get caught? Not on how they freaking hide in the dark all the time. Yeah, I've only been to Ikea. Oh, you probably could get a bonsai tree over at Ikea, though. That's a fair point, Leggy. They've got some random shit there. I've never been inside of an Ikea store. Neither have I.
Speaker: Mike, my wife grew up or and her vacation one year was going to IKEA. Wow. I thought it was going outside, but I underestimated. Your wife lives an exciting life, buddy. Let me tell you that. Is that the only place that had a wheelchair? I remember when we went to IKEA for vacation, I was like, you went to where? Is that because you had the only place where you went to Sweden? She's like, no.
Speaker: You there I thought you took you there because they had it will to wear chillin accessory handy. Yeah, you know the hot dogs And sweeties sweeties fucking meatballs are amazing As long Doesn't get hurt. I think it would be fucking hilarious to watch him get into a crash right now. I
Speaker: I asked he rolls the semi gets out. He's like, all right, shit, guys. Oh, I got the camera. Never mind. Camera just starts rolling through the air. Be like, well, I'm flying through the air. Oh, I'm driving my life away.
Speaker: Now I got that song
Speaker: Where's Steven when you need him? I need to beat up on somebody. Where's he at? I've had a bad day. You can beat up on me, Connor. I'll be your punching bag for now. I can't shit up. Well, yeah, but you're not as ugly as he is. It's more fun to beat up on. Thanks, sweetheart. I love you, too. His face is a sin to humanity. He's taking a well -deserved night off. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Maybe he'll pop up later.
Speaker: but as of right now, he's taking a well -deserved night off. So Preston, where are you heading? I'm headed back to the house. He goes three weeks on when we cough. Oh. So during your period, did you kill any hookers?
Speaker: I tried to kill as many people as possible, but it just never happens that way for me. They're just back at his house and he hasn't been there in three weeks to feed or water them. So hopefully they're still alive, but more than likely. When I was saying that about water, my kids will actually be here in about 10 minutes with me, so. Suppressed it goes like I have the body of a 21 year old. Yeah, we are. Yeah, my fridge.
Speaker: What would be my truck back that I blew up the motor in about three months ago Well, what happened while you blew it up? I was I was going through some about asshole deep mud and reverse and had her fucking pinned and That'll just say a lifter
Speaker: A lifter may or may not have got stuck and stamped the top of the piston. Nice. I want the piston. I want the old piston.
Speaker: I'll send you the old timing chain if you want. Here in the Netherlands, we don't drive big trucks like you guys, right? So I have like this old tin can that I had, not only spend like 400 bucks on it or something like that, but I had a debt like on the, it was just marketer enough to have like airbags. Fucking hell, I hate airbags.
Speaker: here's the reason why uh so i bought this car and had an indian like a freaking indent and uh and uh the driver's side uh uh door right i was like why is my airbag uh signal thing going off all the time why i hit a curb one time and that thing blew up in my face i had a car for two
Speaker: Yeah. Damn it. I had, I had a similar issue. I had a, I had a little Dodge neon that I used to rally on the dirt roads and you hit the right, right angle and you scrape the front bumper with a little bit of fucking dirt in the fucking airbag blows. I'm just saying. Jeff knows this from personal experiences. Yeah.
Speaker: You play on the dirt roads long enough. You'll you'll learn that airbags are. I grew up on dirt roads. Oh, man. Oh, too well. Well, once the airbag blows, you just cut it out and I keep driving. You're fine. Fuck, yeah. Minus the 200 mile an hour projectile just smokes you. Yeah, you're golden. No shit. I was at one time with an ex rover and she was driving. Imagine that woman driver. Am I right?
Speaker: Sorry. It wasn't a Volvo. He calmed down. It wasn't her fault. It wasn't her fault. Some jackass pulled out in front of us and she T -boned in there, right? You guys have rights and things like that. Fucking airbag hit me in the face.
Speaker: broke my nose, busted my lip open, you know, cut my face. I'm like, God damn it. Everybody that's supposed to protect me, it did more damage than the actual car accident. Right. You know, I hate those things, man. They make me so nervous. I'm always afraid somebody's going to hit me. And now all the cars have airbags all the way fucking around them. Yeah, the air curtains and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker: You're taking it to the face to the side of your head, you know, everything goddamn right you are. You know, that is the reason why, why back back in the day, you had like websites like rotten dot com, you know, and thanks to all this shit, we don't have that anymore.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say dude rotten used to be fucking raunchy as fuck. Yeah Just read it. He bombs world was fucking hilarious
Speaker: One of the funniest videos I ever saw, it was called coming back from the bachelor party. All these guys are in like a van. And the one dude in the passenger seat is out like a light. Everybody starts screaming. It's like they're going drive. I'm going to push you across this intersection. He wakes up and he's going to shit himself. And he complains because he smushed his sandwich. It's like I crushed my sandwich. It is the funniest video I've ever seen.
Speaker: You know, everybody, everybody is like protesting anti Israel or whatever. But I look at what says like my cat looks like Hitler. Yeah, we have. We have. Oh, cats who look like it's got a dick on his face. Yeah, it's all black and white, but the white spot on his face looks like a giant dick looks like a dick. Yeah, that's all that. What did you say, Adolph? You heard me.
Speaker: Don't worry, one of my followers is to your left, Chris, or to your right, I guess, technically. Yeah. Jeff, it is freshly shorn hair. Let's be honest, though. We kind of live now in a society where there's just a bunch of pussies. We whine a bitch about everything nowadays. Well, I feel like the world needs Nazism sometimes. Well, I wouldn't do that apartment.
Speaker: I feel like we actually need a fucking purge. Maybe start with bringing Dodgeball back. Before we go straight to genocide. Maybe bring Dodgeball back. I don't know. Maybe take away save spaces. Let's start at about a three. You're at an important point. I need to hear about a three there, Connor. Lord, Aaron. I'm telling you. Everyone wanted to share it when they created Justin Bieber.
Speaker: started before that. Yeah, it started. What are you doing, Connor? Alright. Alright, fellers. I will holler at you when I get to the house. Alright. Alright. Don't die. If you start doing an accident, turn your camera on. I got a dance cam for that **** too. What's up, man? Get with the honk honk. Honk honk.
Speaker: Oh, give me a little tutu. A little tutu. Do it. Oh, there's a black guy. There's a black guy at the trash cans in front of me. He's going to think I'm honking at him. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Speaker: All right, man. We'll be here. That's right. That's right. All right. Later. Later, brother. I don't like killing men. It's hookers only. God. I'll get him. I've got to kill him. All right. It's a trucker. Oh, you used to have that game, right? Where you what was it called? Deaf race?
Speaker: Were you like, just for, just for fun? Need to hit people?
Speaker: Well, any driving game that people are on, I remember playing Grand Theft Auto, and that's all I would do is just steal a car and then just drive down the road and see how many people I could hit. I remember playing NASCAR Thunder when I was a kid and just driving backwards and seeing how hard could I hit all the other cars. That's the only reason I played that game, let's be honest. Me and a buddy of mine, we used to play the NASCAR games, and of course,
Speaker: That you might be too impaired to drive in real life if you can't drive in a video game But I'm like, hey I'm gonna take everybody out and make sure you win and somehow it would work He would come in first and I was driving in reverse and I would come in second By the way boys I found the video this is the funniest thing I've ever seen
Speaker: I squeezed him! I squeezed him! He squeezed his camera!
Speaker: You should play this one Hold on a second Oh, I swear to God this one is painful as it can be it's funny as shit though
Speaker: It would be great if that was the dick. Oh, I've seen this. He went through all this all this time. He's just been waiting for the perfect moment. Oh, each time. Each time that I see that video, he's just been playing along the whole time just so that he could get this in here. It's kind of. I've seen this. Oh, no, I can't watch. I've seen this one to you. My tailbone in the middle. Yeah.
Speaker: Do it, pussy! Motherfucker! Fuck the fucking world! Why are you in your band? The world is gonna bu - fuck you! He said, he said, motherfucker world. The world said, no, fuck you, bitch. It's not your name, it's Potter!
Speaker: That hurt so bad There's an entire channel on tick -tock. There's a couple of them that I subscribe to on tick -tock There's nothing but fail videos like that Every one of them fucking every time I'll sit there like 20 minutes and those they'll start to go by for you page I lose it every time
Speaker: see one of like my biggest fears as a parent is that my kid does something where I can't handle the injury that they have like they fucking fall off the monkey bars in their legs backwards yeah they've got a big old gash and they're bleeding everywhere I can handle that I can handle blood but if your body part is the wrong fucking way
Speaker: I'm good. I'm good. Oh god. Oh, oh god. After I stop laughing, I'm gonna make sure you're okay. I'm gonna stand there and panic and go, what the hell? What do I do? I don't know. Oh my god. I don't know. Call your mother. Somebody get an adult. Fuck, I'm an adult.
Speaker: I think I might actually cut it off. I think that might be the solution. I had a client of mine that I am. Let me see, me and May actually used to work at the same place. She used to work night shift and something happened with our car, so I needed to bring her. And I already saw the ambulance sitting there. I was like, yep, I'm going to need to work.
Speaker: I was drunk out of my mind and driving a car, but hey, anyways. So my colleague needed to spend the night actually over there. She was like, Frank, you know, I'm actually really scared of this client because she broke her collarbone. So I needed to go to the hospital and this chick was a huge alcoholic, this client of mine. I swear to God, she didn't get morphine, but just like two grades below that.
Speaker: So she, she even got drunk. Uh, even though she was shit -faced drunk and not imagine this, right? Me in that room with that chick with four doctors around you, uh, with, uh, one doctor and two nurses with a huge ass towel around your collarbone. And they're like pulling it and I just needed to keep her calm. Like, uh, okay. What do you do? Uh, I just needed to keep her calm and hold her. What do you do for a living?
Speaker: Uh, well, I used to be a mental health care employee and now do a, well, I used to do YouTube for a full time until my channel got banned. What did you do to get banned? Um, well, what these fuckers did here, I'll show you. Well, what these fuckers did is reported my channel because I'm brutally honest about everybody. Uh, I expose a lot of people. I expose better files. I expose you name it. And a lot of people don't like that. Apparently.
Speaker: Especially if their name are included. Where's the petition to get it reopened? I'll find the shit out of that thing. But I had a previous channel that I started, but I lost access of it because I couldn't get my phone was lost. So due to two authentication shit, I couldn't get it back. So that was the only excuse for YouTube to remove me. And now I got a brand new channel and I'm not worried anymore because it's not mine.
Speaker: Well, see the thing is is that I'm gonna be honest about this I Got a leaked crime scene images on a really high profile case and a lot of people were showing the partials and we're presenting a false narrative of it and
Speaker: So what I did is I showed the four ones so people couldn't make up their minds to not paint a jury poll. Right. You're, you're, you're exposing the truth that the mainstream media doesn't. Yeah. Yeah. The truth will not set you free. Apparently not. The truth will get your ass banned. First Amendment's not a thing anymore. Yeah. That's why we make dick jokes and fart jokes. Yeah. Yeah. We try to keep everything.
Speaker: low key, even though we we crossed the line all the time. So that's the line. You know, but but that is the thing that is that is a huge difference in the true crime community nowadays. They all do it for clicks. They all do it for whatever.
Speaker: I've noticed that because I'm a huge, I'm a huge fan of true crime across the board, whether it be television shows, documentaries, podcasts, YouTube channel. These guys know how I've told them they wanted to unalive me multiple times because I started talking about my rabbit hole, you know, YouTube rabbit hole. I mean, that they could care less about, but I love that stuff. You know, my, my fiance and I, we go to bed watching true crime television every night as a, we go to bed too. She's literally just saying away. Can't collecting notes. Let's be honest.
Speaker: You know, I'm good, you know, I mean, her old man is already on my side. He's going to come to Cancun with me. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell the concert with me the whole time. And then, you know, from my living room, we can do this show for my living room.
Speaker: Senoritas and margaritas on the beach, baby. Name any high profile case that is active right now. And I probably eye contact with individuals that nobody ever spoke to. Nice. Is that in your home country or just? No, I only do American cases. Oh, OK. I also do a lot of private investigative work solved in total two cases since my career on YouTube. So I can't complain.
Speaker: Yeah, that's cool. Where are you from? The Netherlands. One of the guys or two of the guys that are on our, on our network here, uh, talking shit this coming Thursday, they're doing a, they're going to do basically the same thing we're doing right now with the, with the open door challenge. But they want to talk about true crime and they want to talk about serial killers. I was like,
Speaker: We actually do shows every single night of the week, I mean not all of us combined like Yeah
Speaker: I do I do Jeff's garage on on Tuesdays. And then we have the what the fuck news channel where we have a segment we do. Yeah, a little bit of kinks in that one. And then we have Thursday is talking shit. Friday is clicks House of Music. And then Saturday is this.
Speaker: uh nonsensical nonsense and then sunday's steven uh who's not here right now he does his uh movie reviews tv reviews he's gonna do some interviews i guess it's you know like i said we're building it's both building we chris and i were talking about this the other day and i wanted to bring it up anyways uh what we're planning to do is eventually and it's not going to happen overnight where anytime day or night you can go onto our youtube channel or onto our facebook channel and there'll be a show live
Speaker: So, you know, we're thinking like a couple of years down the road, 10 shows a day, something like that. That's a lot of shows. That's a lot. We're not doing them all. We're going to get other people to show on our network. Jesus Christ. And I'm the guy who hosts four of the seven shows on our network. You do. You know, it's my fault that you're dumb.
Speaker: I'm on three shows every week and it's like you're dumb because one of those shows I want to make yours, but you're right because but God forbid you fucking cripple can't show up. All right. Listen here, motherfucker. This cripple has three kids under the age of 10. What are you busy trying to go up the fucking stairs? Connor Connor Connor. Excuses. Excuses are like assholes, my friends. They all have. Everybody's got one. They all smell like shit.
Speaker: I walked you right into that sunshine. Yeah. It's either making his way up the stairs or falling down them. No, it's either making my way up the stairs and trying to get off the fucking toilet. Well, that too. Getting down on to the toilet's okay as long as it'll work. How many stairs, how many actual stairs in your house now? Two goddamn many. You have three kids. Go have them go count.
Speaker: You'll get three different answers. I know but 14 steps from the second floor to the third floor From the first to the second and then there's nine from the first floor of the basement The spirals are just a regular stairs No, they go up landing turn go back up. That's all land. You should get an elevator
Speaker: I refuse to have an elevator in my house because everyone's gonna be like, oh man, that's so cool. You got an elevator in your house. What made you want to put an elevator in your house? My wife's gonna be like, my husband's crippled. He's gonna get one of those old people chairs.
Speaker: I'm going to come over and modify it so it goes 10 times faster. I've said it multiple times on this podcast. I will not put any power lifting devices to get me. You won't, but your wife will hire Chris and I to do it. I will physically crawl up the stairs. I don't care if you put it in. I don't care if you put it in. I will crawl up the stairs with only my arms. I've done it before. I have too, but usually when I'm really drunk.
Speaker: Operation Step Point. Yeah. Stairs are hard. Shout out Dr. Nines. Like he knows all about stairs being hard. Prove that I'm not the most clumsy. My wife was the first one to fall down the stairs in this house. Has anybody fallen up the stairs yet?
Speaker: Yes. No, no, not yet. You're not a cop, are you? You're not a cop, are you? Because you then kind of remind me of Joe Swanson from Family Guy. He is ex -military. That suits. I'm more like the fucking the whole dude's dog.
Speaker: I was gonna say if you if you I'll get it Or if I think about a cripple guy, that's the fucking dude from x -men His legs don't work so he just walks around We're selling what
Speaker: Yeah. You guys know more about this stuff, and I think it's just because of your age. No, we've all seen gremlins. Yeah, gremlins is awesome. There it is. I'll also talk about gremlins. You know what I recently watched again? The Mummy. Which one? The original ones. The Brandon Fraser.
Speaker: Yeah. Excellent movie. Oh, or I really need to binge critters. I think nobody ever has a binge critter or critters. We just watched the new Planet of the Apes movies or at least the first two. Oh, they're not bad. They're all right. The story lines, the story lines. Good. The story lines there. What's I forget the name of the the dude who raises the fucking the chimp.
Speaker: but his actor did one of his worst performances. He didn't do super well. It's the same guy who played the Green Goblin son in the original Spider -Man. Oh, what's his face? I can't think of his fucking name. I'm trying to find out here. That's 20 .1. He also plays in John Wick, right?
Speaker: it's not Mark Wahlberg, because Mark Wahlberg did a plan at the age of 2023. No, no, no, no. He plays Harry. He plays Harry in the... Yeah. So Spider -Man. In the original Spider -Man. Yeah. Yeah. In the fucking whatever the hell. I can't remember. He also plays in John Wick. William Devoe.
Speaker: no no
Speaker: All right. There's a meme where it's like the the the ape leans in and whispers in his ear and people over to the appear Like It's almost like the prequels for Star Wars where where the lines are there the the storyline is there and And the the writing isn't bad, but the acting is just kind of mediocre and it kind of ruins it ruins the movie a little bit
Speaker: Mark Wahlberg's was better. I love Mark Wahlberg. I do too. And you know who I'm slowly falling in love with as an actor? Fucking Donny Wahlberg. I've been watching Blue Bloods. Fucking hell, Donny Wahlberg's awesome. Who the fuck's Donny Wahlberg? Mark Wahlberg's brother. No, shh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. From new kids on the block.
Speaker: Was a watching a MacGyver then and the new series, you know, it's good the new series I like but I like Baldwin at a brother. Yeah, I didn't know like 40 There's Alec there's Steven there's Billy oh That was one guy that said I think it was Alec Baldwin his brother well that he said that he went to school with the Long Island serial killer
Speaker: Uh, yeah, one of the, one of the, I do remember that. Um, I used to love Steven Baldwin, but anyway, it's super religious. You know, Donnie Wahlberg and a new, new kids on the block.
Speaker: Yeah, so we have a thing. Well, here in the States, May 8th is like National Concert Day or whatever, and you can go online or whatever and you get concert tickets for $25. So like last year, you know, Nikki and I went and seen Jelly Roll and then we also went and seen Jason Aldean. So they put out the list, most of the list. And
Speaker: on the block is on that list and I said, uh, I'm in and she's like seriously and I was like, I'll go. If you want to judge me, I'll go by myself. Yeah, dude. Dude, when we were a junior high, new kids were everywhere, man. I love new kids and I'm going to be singing the dance along to every new kid. Just like I'm able to dance. Junior high, you were still writing on stone tablets. What are you talking about? Listen here, fetus.
Speaker: Listen here, fetus. New Clids. Yes. Like I am going to see new kids on the block. God damn it. I had four fucking sisters. Three of them were of the age to be in love with new kids on the block. And now I am a new kids on the block fan. And I want to go see him in concert because you know, they're going to bring some great nineties fans with them as well. We'll be after all them 40 year old moms.
Speaker: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Fuck yeah, man. New kids rock. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only song I can think of right now. Fucking new kids. Yeah, I like new kids on the block. All right. But they were the first band I can remember that there was a huge rumor mill that one of them almost died from swallowing so much cum.
Speaker: That was the rumor. That was the rumor that one of them was, like, gave so much head that he ended up with a stomach pump for some of them. Jeff's like tonight on MythBusters. What do you mean, MythBusters? It's a regular Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday for Jeff.
Speaker: It's only gay if you smile. Jeff, where's your bottle of wine? I do not have any. I did not. I did not. I don't play on drinking for another year. I'm just saying. Oh, Jeff, I sent you an email. Yeah, I just got it, buddy. It's too bad. I can send you more by the way. Well, at least if you're in two crime stuff. Well, it's in our email.
Speaker: So here's what I want to know. What are the what movies are coming out right now that are that are going to. Oh, the one that I want to watch is a new Godzilla. The con versus Godzilla, is it? Is that is that the one with fucking the chick from Stranger Things? Yeah. No, no, no. Is it 12? Yeah. Yeah. Really? Is it? I think so. How old is Millie Bobby? Bobby Brown? She is like 1920.
Speaker: Okay. Why are you getting a little crush on her? No, because I keep fucking seeing Facebook shit. Right. Where she's like, he is way dressed, way to fucking. And you're like, I've been looking at it like, isn't she like 15? Like, is this legal? Why is this on Facebook? Bobby Brown. She's like 35. It's perfectly legal. She's nowhere close to 45. You never subtract, you know.
Speaker: I just subscribe to your channel, the channel that you were commenting on in here. I've said earlier before you sent the email, before I added you when I seen that you actually have content, I subscribed to it that way I would remember because I want to go check out your stuff.
Speaker: I did. Well, she's 20. Oh, my. She's 20, by the way, Connor. OK, so it is legal. It is. I just. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not. I'm not looking at those pictures. I'm not being gross about it, but I know. No. I've seen a couple of those pictures. Yeah.
Speaker: I've seen a couple of those pictures. I'm like, dude, whoa, whoa. And I had to check her. The first time I saw her was on fucking Stranger Things, the first season. And she was like, oh, yeah. I was like, she also has no stories damsel. Right. Oh, new movie damsel. Yeah, it's actually not terrible. Really? I watched. I enjoyed it. Frank, did you lose all your content or do you still have it somewhere? Like reuploading or?
Speaker: I have some, uh, some of the most pertinent ones. Um, I have, but I'm afraid if I, uh, re -upload them, then it's kind of iffy, you know, if they're not going to ban me again. What's the name of your YouTube channel? Uh, YouTube .com. I didn't hear either of you because you were talking at the same time. It's not true crime deduction.
Speaker: Is he sucking dicking in? What's he doing? I'm sorry, what was the name of it? True Crime Deduction. The Godzilla she's in is King of the Monsters, not Godzilla versus Kong. Just seems like a YouTube channel that my wife would would be really into. Well, I don't bullshit around, really, I don't.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, come on. Like, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah. You got to step away from the electronic and the weird. You got to get some real good music. You got to enjoy the cheesy stuff. The cheesy stuff is fun, man. And looking back at new kids, you want to talk about cheesy. Holy shit. Well, I mean, yeah, but they know what they are. And it's great now because they're older. And they're like,
Speaker: Oh wow. That's why it came out a few years ago. It's it was called boy band and it's just basically breaking down the history of boy bands and like every, you know, like there's the cute one. There's the baby face. There's the tough guy there. Thanks. Now, I have backstreet boys in my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, don't think I won't go see any boys. Oh, my fire. Hey.
Speaker: All these boy bands have these fucking everybody. All guys are like, fuck a boy. But in the car, the song comes on. You're going to sing along. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lying if you don't. It's like Nickelback. Everybody says they hate Nickelback. Oh, God, what is the fucking name of that movie with Toby? Toby Keith and they fucking walk into the bathroom and they all start. Yeah. So that is one of the greatest scenes ever. Got all like the guys.
Speaker: Wish I would have been in that in that bathroom when that happened Did they drop another trailer
Speaker: Oh, for the Deadpool, the Deadpool movie? I thought there was a good trailer. There's a controversy. Go ahead. Speaking of Deadpool, I got to ask you a question. This is very vital to. Yes, you're gay. Sorry. This is very vital to your existence here on the show tonight. Ryan Reynolds knocked on your door and wanted to have a lot of weird gay cycles. I mean, oh, shit. Yes. Yes, please.
Speaker: Hey, Ryan Reynolds is a beautiful man. I'll tell the world. Yeah, I see with that dick. And he's got a sense of humor. I mean, if I'm not saying that I'd marry a dude, but if there was a day, you can't have a bad day if you're married to Ryan Reynolds. Right?
Speaker: I cannot watch any suit on me with another dozen girls. Oh, no. What am I going to do? Yeah, I can't. I can't see him or imagine him and like a drama or something like that. Well, he did that. He did that movie Safe House. That was kind of a serious movie there. He's been in a couple and they'll and Reynolds.
Speaker: I'll look this up real quick. I feel like he's been in a couple that is that is the same I used to watch a lot of modern family with Sofia Yeah, then there's Norco's shit came out. What was it call again? I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I can't I didn't watch it Fucking everywhere see you just can't see her as a badass. No, I can't
Speaker: What was that movie called again? Uh, this action comedy with, uh, one, hold on, hold on. And then was it brothers? Something like that. He's been in a lot of movies. She did that movie. Hot pursuit. That was a Peter. What's going on, buddy? Uh, hold on. That was the movie.
Speaker: Well, she just did a new one. Sofia Vergara just did a new one in 2024. There's six episodes out. It's called Griselda. Yeah, Griselda. I can't watch it. I really can't. No, I refuse to watch it because it's like Sofia's a bad English speaking mom. That's not cool. You know, I can't see her. She kicks that dude. She kicks the shit out of that dude in the trailer. Dude, I fucking cried when Modern Family ended.
Speaker: I love that show. Modern Family was a good show. I never finished the whole series, but it was a really good show while it was on. You know what's crazy? You know, the big guy, Cam, 100 % not even remotely gay. No, but the red -headed guy is. The red -headed? Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, but you always talk about somebody that... No, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. When you watch... Cam comes off way more gay than the other dudes.
Speaker: No, but the yeah, exactly. You wouldn't be like, I get that. But I'm saying if if you if you showed a picture of those two dudes after watching it, go, guess which one's gay? Like, yeah, it's got to be cam. He's like, no, that's the straight one. Get the fuck out of here. He does. He plays the best gay person ever. It cracks me up. I think I was watching.
Speaker: I was watching Harold and Camara. I think it was like Ben Jindo's movies. It's like, hold on, Ty Burrell. What the fuck are you doing? That plays Sheldon and in the big bank theory, he's gay as well. Yeah. I didn't know that. I found that out like a year and a half ago. I watched that Monday movie and he is in it. Mess up me. Yeah. He's playing one of the lawyers.
Speaker: He is a phenomenal actor, though. He does a great job. Was it him or is he playing in People vs. O .J. Simpson? No, it was. I've seen the People vs. O .J. Simpson. That fucking that little mini series was awesome. No, that was Ross. Yeah, that was Ross from Friends. Yeah. Jim Parsons is his name. Yeah. Jim Parsons is an awesome actor.
Speaker: I love Jim Parsons. I think he's awesome. He's in there. He's in there. Well, he does the voiceover for young Sheldon too. Ah, he does the first alien and home. Yes. There's also supposed to be a spinoff of young Sheldon. That's going to be the older brother and the girl he's married. He's canter than a row of pink. Is that a weird like,
Speaker: that's a, that's like a Southerner thing to say. Well, ladies from Scotland. Yeah. She's from the island in Europe.
Speaker: I'm in your boys. It's not an actual. We have a former acquaintance. We'll call them that.
Speaker: who honestly thought that Ireland was landlocked and Scotland was the island. And when it was shown that on the map, it not only did it happen with her, who was from Scotland on a totally different broadcast, but it also happened on this one as well. And he was like, I'm gonna die on this hill. He was gonna die on that hill even when given proof. Was that touchdown? No, that was a little D. Is that like a flat over?
Speaker: I'd say he leans towards that I'm saying He may not say it out loud, but he's like, you know what if he came out tomorrow and was like I don't believe this round He'd be like sure you do but you know that is the most frustrating thing in true crime when you try to explain some Something that is so evident but people people just go fuck you Yeah
Speaker: I think Frank was being accused of doing a weird Indian accent when he did his Scottish accent. Oh no, I can do a perfect Indian. I am not kidding. Before you go, before you do it, we all can. We just don't because you want to talk about getting canceled. Are you talking about casino Indian or 7 -11 Indian?
Speaker: Microsoft Indian. Wait, so that's the line? It's Microsoft Indian. Yeah, I forgot about the states. Different here in the states. Scam call Indian. As our own president said once, you can't own a 7 -Eleven without an Indian working there. I'm down there, Joe.
Speaker: Yeah. Hello. My name is Rashid. I'm from New Delhi, India. Joe Biden gets in trouble because he just says stupid shit that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker: Did you see he went on? He did a he did a he was doing a speech and he reads it and then reads the spark. He's not supposed to. He goes. He says a joke and then and then goes pause. Read the pause like this. Don't say this. Don't. It's bold. This is the part you don't say, Joe. He's like, ha ha ha ha. Pause.
Speaker: I was watching one of the dudes from Ben Shapiro's podcast talk about that. He's like, what are you, Ron Burgundy? What the fuck? It was on the teleprompter. You read it. I'm Ron Burgundy. Damn it. Who tried the question mark on the teleprompter? I have been on these podcasts, like, I don't know, manos, weird bullshit, whatever. I'm really not interested in that. So I went on these couple of podcast because they open family. Fun.
Speaker: And they were talking and this is like the best karma ever. You have this guy named named really popular YouTuber named fresh. He, you guys know probably what I'm talking about, right? This guy makes like a shit ton of money. Apparently talking to, uh, I dunno, some, some e -girls, uh, only for, uh, girls fans, whatever. So these people are in, in, in, in hindsight, if you look at them, they're not really smart.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. Now, this guy apparently got, uh, I don't know, a prostitute, pregnant or whatever. And it's like the best karma ever because he's like scolding me all these girls for how bad they are. No, no, yes. You guys need to stop selling your bodies. Hey, I'll give you $100. You suck my dick. Sucky, sucky $5. $100. Jesus. You're on the wrong place, buddy. I'm just saying.
Speaker: listen things are inflation hit harder here in America all right Jeff I bet something was inflated so yeah she didn't have any teeth dude oh my god don't get me started those are the best my wife's teeth teeth are all fucked up so she eventually she's gonna have to have dentures I do I've got that money stashed away it's ready yeah buddy
Speaker: you really don't like your wife or if you say that she's needy as hell and she won't leave you alone and she's always bugging you now you're dropping it she's got mangled chompers and you can't lose her if she loses them all so you can get them some. And when you get thrown down the stairs we will not be surprised. You know what I'm on your wife's side when she tells you down a flight of stairs and you have an accident
Speaker: I am, as long as it kills me, I'll be, I'm like, she's not guilty, your honor. I got proof. We were together the whole time. That is, that is a job for Colombo folks.
Speaker: He drank a bottle of Jamison and had like 17 gummies and like four beers, but then he was going to bed. And then the next thing we know, we turned his camera off and he fell asleep in his chair. It wasn't accidental. Somebody had slit his throat. He probably slit. Frank's covering the court case on his thing. He's like, there's no way this was on purpose. It was complete accident.
Speaker: It never reminds me of the movie Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out. Knives Out.
Speaker: I've looked on like the live section and it doesn't give me a whole lot of options. I was thinking the same thing. Because I would like to, I would love to find people who do like what we do here on Saturday nights and just pop into their show and just be like, so what's up? Well, I just, I just type like open panel and then go, uh, social section live. Oh, okay. Is this, was this your first time popping into our show? Yeah. Yeah. It was your first time. Awesome. Don't worry.
Speaker: We'll be easy. We'll be gentle. I'm glad you came up here for us. Thank you. Just relax. It'll hurt a little bit, but the pain will go away momentarily. How old are you, Frank? I'm 30. Oh, he's a penis, boys. He's still older than fucking Connor. He looks he looks young for 30. He looks good for 30. I was called anyone who has 20 years old. He looks great to me. That is because I let my bonsai tree die.
Speaker: Yeah, I want to look like Frank when I grow up, boys. I'm just saying. Are you hitting on Frank Connor? What's up? I mean, a little bit, you know. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. He's in the Netherlands. It's never really. Where's your teeth, Frank?
Speaker: Are those clip indentures? They're removable, right? You don't have the posts in there? No, I don't. Awesome. I swear, that reminds me of an extremely funny story, and I cannot ever eat a freaking hog the same way. So when I was hooking up with my ex, I met her online, right? We had a bunch of mutual friends over that we met online. So she had a house on her own that she bought.
Speaker: And I had this one lady that was also really into me, but obviously I hit up with my ex. So she met up with one of my ex's friends and they stayed the night over. And I think I needed to go like to some birthday party with her.
Speaker: And so we came in the next day, like, how did you guys have it? Yeah, really good. And this friend was like, yeah, she sucked my dick, but she didn't have any dentures. And she was like slipping in freaking hot dogs. And I cannot, I cannot eat a hot dog the same way.
Speaker: I'm just saying don't knock it till you try it For saying that my wife's got bad teeth she just does it's a genetic thing for her. I'm excited for the future
Speaker: He's like, hey, Tyson, bring me a beer. Why do you call your wife, Tyson? Because she never loses section. I want to talk to Nicky number two, because Nicky number two is way too pretty to put up with your bullshit, Connor. Jeff. Jeff, so you live in, I was going to say Texas, but in Mexico. Where do I send hello?
Speaker: You know what I'll take that win because
Speaker: Joe Rogan's ass, but I can 100 % kick the wish versions of Joe Rogan's ass.
Speaker: It's like so weird, right I mean nowadays you have 18 plus that you need to click and you need to actually actually have No on YouTube, it's like so weird Joe Rogan can't can't talk about like fucking weird ass conspiracies anymore. What? No, well, he doesn't all don't get you got a huge deal on Spotify came lemon Hey
Speaker: I'm hoping for one of those deals one of these days because trust me, we won't turn it down Spotify. If you're looking at Spotify, what would you like me to talk about that in Spotify? The only thing is we will lose that sponsorship within a week. We will. We still get to keep the money cashed. And I say, Hey, I want the money in front. Once that check is cashed.
Speaker: Fuck them. What were you paid for, boys? That was like with every single case I cover as well. But I do not only cover cases, I also investigate them. I tend to be pretty good at them too. But I always refuse the money that they give for if you find an offender or whatever.
Speaker: like a reward yeah yeah yeah it's like giving to somebody else i don't want it that was the case that i uh showed you guys as well i could got a reward on that well you know uh just in case you know the next time you're doing one you know uh you know if you want to hand over some money i was gonna say i mean we're trying to sponsor don't we have a paypal for for this show
Speaker: I can tell you guys some amazing stories, trust me. When I first started my podcast, which was in 2021, I always was really fascinated with true crime. So since 2017, I started writing about Dutch true crime cases. And we really had a famous journalist here who did the Natalie Holloway case. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Really got inspired by him and he got killed just the previous year when I decided to do my podcast. So I met up with a lady, Heather. Heather and mom went missing in 1996. But in fact, I have a trailer for you guys because I made an entire documentary about it. Drop it in the link. Drop it in the private chat. Hold on.
Speaker: He's some drunk fucking English dude or something. He's an ass. Oh, we've had that Uncalled for unnecessary. Don't worry about it. Go eat a fucking dick, bro Get a life
Speaker: You know, it's just sad. You come in and just start popping off for no fucking reason. That's not chicken in the mouth. That's how it got sorted, my man. Trust me. You haven't. But you didn't get punched in the face enough as a kid, did you? Who me? No, Jimmy. Jimmy Rizzo. You know, that's the thing. And Frank, I'm sure your generation doesn't really have that. It's like we were talking earlier about, you know,
Speaker: She's like, I'm not going to refute it, but like that's that's rude. You can't even start an argument in a fucking empty house. Well, but it comes down to not enough people have been punched in the face for the shit they've said, which is what Chris and I's generation, you know, you get caught talking shit. You get punched in the face.
Speaker: So you learned it's not fucking shit. I haven't gotten in fights, but I've been punched in the face. I don't like it. Jeff's seen me punch a few people in the face before they even finished their sentence.
Speaker: Just start to talk shit. They haven't even finished her since. I sent a trailer. But before you play it, I met this lady Heather. Her mom went missing in 1996. And it turned out her mom was killed by the Speed Free Killers in California. Her body never got found. And it's the most wildest story ever. And I am 100 % sure where her body is. Oh, damn.
Speaker: I got 152 documents. I was about to ask. So Frank, when you do these things, do you talk to law enforcement at all? Or do you go straight to? I talked to the most amazing people. Trust me, I've talked to the most amazing people that some YouTubers wish to get out.
Speaker: You might have to make a real hard decision between your wife and your family and yourself and your life and your old friend, Wes Germantime. There's no hard decision at all. Okay. Lauren, you have today, because I have brought you in here kicking and screaming, you have an opportunity to separate yourself from Wes Germantime. Wes is going to go with or without you.
Speaker: And today is the time and the place for you to decide which it's going to be. There are a lot of things in this investigation that we have come to understand through statements and through physical evidence that we feel that there's more than sufficient enough cause to be able to arrest you. And we could arrest you right now. Really? OK. And? I've already told you that. I mean, in fact, family is more important than anything in the world to me. Right.
Speaker: I've done this and he ain't going with me. He ain't taking me with him. You know what I'm saying? I ain't done nothing to be going both. I sure hope you're telling me the truth because I see you as an opportunity to do something that we probably will not have an opportunity to do unless we get lucky. And that's get Cindy's body back because Wes will never. I can't help you there. I don't know. I swear.
Speaker: I told you it's dangerous. You know, if I can, it's the truth. I don't give a ... The convicted killer kills himself. Lauren Herzog found dead in an apparent suicide in the Susan Miller trailer. It's a story KCRA3 first broke during our morning news cast. Since then, KCRA3's Mike Toussaint has confirmed that before his death, the killer did not reveal a 13 -year secret that continues to torment the victim's family. That's fucked up.
Speaker: I'll go. So I actually got to live with my mother until I was about six years old. I was taken from her off and on by the state because she wasn't an upstanding citizen. I was adopted when I was eight and a half because when I was seven she went completely missing A1.
Speaker: Other than that, you want to go? I was actually, I'm the oldest, I'm 37, and my sister's 34, so we did not grow up together. She did ask a lot of questions about me, asked how I was doing, wondering when she could see me again, because I was the first child to be taken from her.
Speaker: My biggest thing now is, yes, I'd like to find my mother, at least have closure for my grandparents, but to be able to tell her, regardless of my, I guess, bad times as a toddler, that I grew up okay. I grew up safe and healthy. When I first made his podcast,
Speaker: I never expected to meet these two extraordinary people so after that podcast we stayed in contact and I offered to help in the search for the mother and Heather even became that co -host in this podcast so I kind of felt obligated and wanting to help
Speaker: that search and until this day even though it's not that long ago that we started this journey together we uncovered some mind -boggling things and well it all started off when Heather recovered her mother's things they she put them in the storage box and
Speaker: I'm not sure what day it was, but she went there and took photographs. And there was one particular name that stood out. It was on a ripped piece of paper. And it shocked me.
Speaker: Because see, when a person goes missing, they always hope they return back. They always hope they get reunited with their family. So, we had a lot of theories. And it doesn't matter what people do, if they are drug addicts or double in prostitution.
Speaker: that does matter as family is always important and that's the most important thing and i honestly believe i honestly believe what we discovered is huge and that's why i'm making this because i want to document every single thing and put somewhat pressure on la
Speaker: to take action because what we discovered is not only a lead to find Heather her mother but to find a lot more than that so what we did is requested a freedom of information act to get all the public information on
Speaker: their mother and what we uncovered is Jewish it's not only huge because of the 252 pages it's huge because it shows locations
Speaker: helps us to get closure not only for Heather mother but also other victims of these maniacs damn that's pretty cool now I'm fucking intrigued you're gonna be more you're gonna be more intrigued what I just sent you so I
Speaker: Do you, do you get to travel in, in, in, come to the States and do the investigation or is it just strictly intention? That was the entire intention intention of my other channel. I have spoken with people from, um, on Idaho four case, um, did the first interview with one of the neighbors, um, would, would Delphi.
Speaker: Delphi eye contact with so much people with the Delphi murders. With Oregon serial killer, people adding me all the time, because I do a lot of psychological profiling too. Or the case that I just showed you, that was my first missing person case that I genuinely solved. Then just this year, just a couple, I think it was two months ago,
Speaker: Uh, I saw the case just by making a simple flyer. So I freaking, I considered this my job and I got fucked up by a bunch of disgruntled people.
Speaker: So I'm starting all the way from the back now, which is fine. Cause I'm not going to quit. I'm not going to be silent. Yeah, that's the unfortunate side. You know, it's like anytime anybody of quality. Um, and like I said, you know, me being a fan of the true crime genre, uh, there's, there's podcasts that I've actually really enjoyed, uh, for a long time. And then it turned into.
Speaker: Let's just do it for the clicks and the follows. And it's like, no, come on, man. You guys used to be so fucking good. And I got to turn away for, you know, not that they know who I am because they've already blown up, but I'm like, I'm done here. It's time for me to move on. I love the genre.
Speaker: What, what was it? Was there something that got you involved with it or something that happened or I'm going to turn this into a little bit of an interview. I was going to say, yeah. Uh, you know what, what got you interested in true grant? Yeah. So it's on the doll where they touched you. Well, I, uh, I, I suffer from PTSD myself. My brother used to be a huge alcohol and a drug addict. Um,
Speaker: Well, I guess an apple doesn't fall, uh, far from the tree. Only I'm not a drug addict, but more, uh, alcoholic. I'm a product. I call it though, because I'm a farm board. I don't know. Um, I just witnessed horrible stuff with, with my brother, uh, doing certain attempts that you rather would not see gruesome stuff. Um, so then I got into the mental health field and found out that I got a knack for it.
Speaker: Um, always been really interested in psychology. Cause as a, as a young adult, I always, I don't know, always figured out there was something wrong with me. I always had like these intuitive feelings. How many bodies do you have in your basement? Frank? Not enough. Not enough.
Speaker: Yeah, my favorite was the next one, right? I'm with you, man. Like I feel like I've got enough room for more, right? But I kind of always I kind of always been been a rebel. I always have been a guy that goes against the stream instead of with the stream. I guess you can call me a salmon. Some of the fish, you know, because I'm going to do that.
Speaker: With a salmon on the podcast world Yeah, you can't use it no more. It's copyrighted been said on the show But I always been brutally honest and I know how it feels to be dreadful to be powerless So I want to stick up for those people That's pretty cool
Speaker: So I do not give a shit who you are, what you do. You can be the nicest person, but if you talk shit, you do it for a reason. And that is probably because of clicks, whatever. And it's not necessarily, I'm sick of the drama in the YouTube community. I'm sick of, uh, talking to guys that, uh, just want to base that cloud on YouTube, uh, creators that I do not like. Yeah. Uh, the reason why I did that is we know people like that.
Speaker: But the difference between me though, is I destroy those people because I know there are people, there are backgrounds. I can get anybody that background and I'm pretty successful at it. And you make a lot of enemies in the true crime community if you investigate. And I do my investigation work. I did my entire profile on Brian Kohlberger. I did probably the golden tip on it on Idaho four case where the guy killed four students.
Speaker: Uh, do you think every, uh, anybody wants to listen to that? No, they all think it's fake. I got a freaking receipts. I talked to police all the time. Yeah. Like you're, you're in the Netherlands and you're calling over here. You're calling over here to the States or something like that, because you said your interest is American true crime. You're there in the Netherlands and you just call, you know, uh,
Speaker: Frankfort PD at Frankfort's out of Kentucky. I know it's a German city as well. It's also a city in Kentucky and you're like, Hey, so, you know, I've been doing some research following this story. I know it's unsolved. Do they, are they receptive to you or are they more like, get the fuck out of here, kid? No, no, no. The things that I say, they always say, please take serious. Not kidding you.
Speaker: Nice. No, that's cool. I mean, you know, I, I appreciate that kind of stuff. Cause like I said, you know, it's funny because as a guy who spent, I will send you guys, I will send you guys something. I just sent it to somebody else. Um, now I'm not gonna name, I just talked to him today, but I'm not gonna name him, but, um, he's a pretty,
Speaker: I wouldn't say I respect that guy and I need to be careful on what I say, but see, there are different high profile cases now going on in the US. That is in Idaho, that is the care and retrial, and that is Delphi. Those are the three predominant ones that everybody's talking about. Now,
Speaker: I'm going to show you guys something. I'm going to send the email, uh, with it to verify it. Yeah. I love that you do your own research. You've got to get to the bottom of things. That's actually really cool.
Speaker: I have a lot of knowledge on how the law works. Phone data works, DNA, blood spread analyzing, wound data, you name it. Knowledge of it all. That's insane. Give me a crime scene and I can profile it. I can't even profile my bedroom.
Speaker: can tell you what I had for lunch today. But that I don't know, just an investigating aspect, it really assumes me. And see, you know, with Delphi, I received crime scene images, and it was an entire big deal out of it. But there are people 100 % are people intentionally trying to poison a jury pool for political reasons.
Speaker: It's become standard almost feels like. And I was like, fuck all. Of course it is. And I was like, fuck all if I need to sacrifice my channel to show these images, it doesn't matter. And I talked to the family members still, right? I needed to make the most hardest decision of what was most passionate to me to do the right thing. Which is lacking this day and age.
Speaker: Doing the right thing and I'm pretty sure I got canceled because a lot of big podcasters In fact, I'm like they they're mad that you got the scoop before them or or Well, see that the thing is you're not doing it for the clicks. You're doing it for the right thing exactly and a lot of people don't understand that and
Speaker: A lot of the thing is that two teenagers got brutally murdered, but they got staged and posed.
Speaker: And what does that mean? That is the most extraordinary crime scene that you can have because it only happens as 1 .1 % and 1 .3 % in the entirety of the United States. In all homicides, only 1 .1 % gets staged and only 1 .3 % gets left in the unusual position. And they were blaming it on this ritualistic sacrifice while this guy was already in custody, right?
Speaker: And these people that were all presenting it, which is a large majority, plus some, plus John Wayne Gacy is, is, his lawyer, his son is also a lawyer. He was out, he's now heavily invested in this case and I called him out left and right. And he sent some bounty hunter chick after me on Twitter was cute.
Speaker: I was like, Bob, listen, my man, because Bob Mott has his name. I was like, Bob, I'm willing to argue with you all day, all night about this case, but the shit that you were doing is making money out of these girls. That is wrong. And I will, I will always fight for that. I don't care how much times I need to remake my channel. I'm never going to bow down for immorality. I don't care. I don't care about money. However, on the flip side of the coin,
Speaker: We will remake our channel as many times as we have to for immorality because we like to make big jokes and fart jokes. That's where the money is. I mean, do you guys notice as well, if you want to follow a decent true crime channel, it's either drama about somebody else. I don't want to have drama about some, well, not about another content creator, but about shit that happened in the room rule, you know,
Speaker: yeah we don't we don't we don't do a whole lot of drama we don't do a whole lot of drama on here i know some people accuse us of doing drama we've had drama on this show but it's not our entire it's not our entirety of our of our content
Speaker: However, when somebody comes up here and acts sideways or somebody who claims that they're an influencer and claims that they're a broadcaster or a podcaster wants to not mention our name, but beat around the bush because they too much of a coward to actually say our names, then we make light of it and we joke and we make fun of them because we can at the end of the day.
Speaker: No, I get that, man. Nobody, you know, but that, you know, I tell you what, Wednesday night, we had drama on the show and it was like.
Speaker: uh yeah Jeff would not know anything about what drama happened Wednesday night on the show but uh it was funny to watch the numbers go up while that shit was going on but it was also cool to see the numbers fall just just just a hair but people stick around for the rest of the show even after the drama because we had a lot of fun and we were joking and and having a good time and whatnot and Jeff got drunk and that was hilarious and you know but I don't understand the drama's fake man
Speaker: it's too easy
Speaker: You know, but that, that, that is kind of thing. I mean, that is the most amazing feeling. Uh, well, most amazing, amazing feeling. That's kind of awkward in the true crime community, because if I got good news for me, I don't know how to handle that because I don't know how evident it is right now. Uh,
Speaker: Like you want proof that it's real before you put it out there where other people just put it out that put everything out there and It's undocumented. There's no receipt for it and and they're doing it for the cloud You're you want to make sure it's real before you put it out there so you don't muddy the waters. Yeah Exactly. I don't give a shit about how many subs I have because for me, it's about quality not quantity Thank you. I'm appreciate that
Speaker: Emma is, by the way, from my channel. Nice. Emma is an amazing story because she's a Bosnian survivor. Oh, wow. Oh, no shit. I have a friend of mine. Oh, man. Oh, please. I hope she's not listening to this. I cannot remember the guy's name off the top of my head right now, but there was years back.
Speaker: It was a serial killer who's been caught and put away, but she was a serial killer. I can't remember if she was the only survivor or, but she was an almost victim and survived. And it was the reason he got caught and got locked up.
Speaker: And we met through TikTok. And then we became friends and we were talking one day. I was live and the conversation went to serial killers. And she was like, I gotta tell you something. And I was like, okay, well, hit me up after tomorrow or whatever. And she was telling me her story and it was wild, man.
Speaker: And, you know, she's a women's advocate for domestic violence and stuff like that. And she does a lot in the community and, you know,
Speaker: women being mindful of their environment and their surroundings and stuff like that. Cause she was young when it happened. And she sent me like pictures of her scars and stuff like that. It blew my fucking mind because, and now that's what, that's what led her down the path that she's on now to do the things that she's doing, uh, was because of that one night, that was just one night can absolutely
Speaker: Throw your life into a tailspin and send you down a direction that you had no idea that that's where you were going to go. And it's an amazing story. Her story is amazing. And I hope you're not listening because I can't remember the details. Get her in contact with me. I would love to interview her. She'll yell at me if she's listening. I'll get yelled at.
Speaker: I'll get yelled at. But her and I become really good friends. And it's just it's just mind boggling to sit, you know, know what she went through and to see her today and watch her just kill it at what she does. You said you live in Kentucky, right? No, I live in Ohio. Okay.
Speaker: I won't put too much of our information out there. Oh, I'll reach out to her and talk to her and she wants to do. I'll put you guys in contact. Unfortunately, I live in Ohio. Oh, because I was like, if you live in Kentucky, I got a, I got a friend of mine that contacted me because of one of the cases that I cover and she has like one of the biggest armories in Louisiana. So I was like, if you're like guns,
Speaker: His gummies kicked in again What I do is more informative stuff then and I bitch a lot I complain a lot But you have to deal with it because that's the way that I bet I got brought up with all always being truthful and honest and
Speaker: You know, the truth hurts, especially if you cover some crime, you cannot sugar go to very true. There's true. There's some life in general. We, I do a men's mental health show. Um, well, yeah, I know I got yelled at for a long time. Well, he wasn't the only one. Uh, but there was several people that were like,
Speaker: wanted me to do a men's mental health show. I finally started doing one. And it's not we're not reading off shit from the internet. It's the three of us that do the show together. It's us talking about real life experiences shit we went through. And we invite all men to come. It's a men's mental health show. So we invite all men to come up that want to and share their story. Because I can read you everything the experts say I can read you everything off the internet. Oh, boy.
Speaker: as I've learned in life, most of those people have never gone through the struggle that somebody who's dealt with this shit, like Connor's former military, Connor's a vet, you know, Connor's been through some shit. Jaravishi Jarvis, one of our other co -hosts, he had a rough upbringing. I had a rough upbringing. Plus I did stuff in my younger years that still haunts me to this day, you know, and not to mention like family and a lot of other shit. So like mentally we're, the three of us are fucked.
Speaker: So we're just talking on real life experiences and stuff like that. And we've had some men come up and hang out with us and chitchat and share their story or start to get into their story. And it's really cool. I think it's something that, you know, it's something that I've always been passionate about, men's mental health. Since we started doing the show, I've become more aware and more passionate about. I love it. You know, especially with the world that we live in and the stigma that's behind it.
Speaker: And when you look at the statistics of the male suicide rate in the world, it's insane. And I know we're small fish, we're not big yet, I'm saying yet. But to have that space where men can come and have real conversations and talk about, and they're going through, if it saves one life at the end of the day, mission accomplished.
Speaker: Exactly. You're completely right. You know, the other things that we do, you know, again, we have fun doing them. We hang out. I love doing my music show. I'm starting to get into interviews. Before you go on to the music show, I built something for you today, sir. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are. It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody,
Speaker: He's gonna hit as hard as life But it ain't about how hard you hit It's about how hard you can get hit They keep moving forward How much you can take They keep moving forward That's how winning is done Now if you know what you're worth I'm glad to get what you're worth But you gotta be willing to take the hits And not pointing fingers saying You ain't where you wanna be Because of him or her or anybody Cowards do that and that ain't you You're better than that
Speaker: is that
Speaker: Just in general sense, Sylvester Stallone has an amazing story in itself. Yeah, he does. Stallone has a wild story. We want to talk about a man that in movies and television shows, you want to... The perseverance of that dude is impressive. He could fill a... He sold his dog! He sold his dog so he could start making Rocky. He could fill a catalog full of inspirational quotes. Well, wouldn't he? He's got that one from Tulsa King that blows my mind.
Speaker: I love that. What do you hear? Woody Harrelson had a rough upbringing, too. His dad was actually a hit man. Yeah. Yeah, we see in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, sorry, guys, I wasn't here earlier. How are you doing, Frank? I'm doing good. I followed or I subscribe to your channel, Frank. Awesome. Thank you. One. Holy shit. It's Stephen Jarvis. Holy shit. It's Connor. How are you doing?
Speaker: Steven I don't want to be disrespectful, but when you first popped on I really could have could have thought that you were Irish He's our red -headed stepchild I Feel God damn words are hard Yeah, hey I'll use it
Speaker: It's amazing. Connor comes back when Jarvis shows up. Yeah, just so he can beat up on him. I had, I had a minor, minor thing to do with my children. I was going to send you guys something. Can you pull your wife's teeth out? Because they're hideous. They're not hideous. Like you don't know, it's in his pack pocket, he's got a pair of pliers. I need to say this just for M .I .S .A. So Emma is a Bosnian survivor, right? She lives in Sarajevo.
Speaker: So, back in the day, back in the late 90s, a lot of people don't know about that war, but there was a war between Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia. Sorry, Emma, for fucking up the name, but it was called, I'm just gonna call it Bosnia, but it's Bosnia -Herzegovina. There we go.
Speaker: Nick, but this is why I have a close ordeal with that because when a UN went there to kind of assist in like bringing peace to the, to the war there, there was a huge genocide of Muslim individuals in Sarajevo. The Dutch soldiers there couldn't do anything.
Speaker: They were not giving any command to help whatsoever. So Sarajevo was the last key point that the that the Serbians did and they murdered a ton of Muslims there. And they couldn't do anything. So that is where Emma is from. And Emma, Emma, trust me, if you want to see a badass woman, that's for her. But her actual name is Leah, but she's amazing.
Speaker: She told me stories once I interviewed her. And wow, what a resilient woman. Oh, and also, by the way, I went to Ukraine just before the war started. Me, my personal self. So I'm, I'm not, you get around her. I mean, the, the farthest any of us have been in the past couple of weeks is a couple of miles outside.
Speaker: I'm not afraid of anybody. It might be a pretty face, but fuck all right back boys. But that is what, what might you, uh, let me see. Like you were telling me, what got my interest into true crime is a certain situations that I know kind of peak your interest. Uh, there's a case here in the Netherlands. Um,
Speaker: It happened in 2017. This is the reason why I only cover American cases. I got really close on solving it, but I got so many death threats. Didn't have contact with our family for a few years. Couldn't see my son. Me and my ex broke up and yeah, that's kind of, and I'll be all. Damn. All over one case. Oh, trust me. Well, I don't know. Have you?
Speaker: Frank, have you ever heard of Deep Dark Secrets podcast with LaDonna Humphrey? She literally deals with the death fetish porn industry and trying to expose it. Well, it's not films, thank you. And it's so amazing.
Speaker: how they've been able to get into that world and have people actually come to them and say, Hey, you know, this is what's going on. And, uh, it's scary. Like I've had her on my show and the death threats that she showed me was like, what the fuck? Sorry. I wasn't reacting to Ali as responding. No, that's fine.
Speaker: Trust me, my man, I can dive into that because I have an IT degree of four years. Sorry, two years. I wouldn't give myself any more credit, but I can dive into that. So she wants any help? Oh, definitely. I mean, you know, she just released a book on a cold case that she's been working on for a while called, well, the person's name was Melissa Witt.
Speaker: And, uh, they're, they are very close to catching the perpetrator of this crime because the person kept a souvenir. Melissa, what, uh, the guy is serial killer. Uh, I don't know if the guy's a serial killer. I, I haven't really asked LaDonna about the case because, you know, with her trying to get more information out there, it's kind of like, you don't want to, you know, get too much information or get the wrong stuff out there. You know,
Speaker: Give me in contact with her. I will. Yeah, I will. And then there's also a guy by the name of Robert Palmer who he just helped get a case solved. His podcast is called the Broken System podcast.
Speaker: And it was a case where a guy who literally grew up in kind of a small town had problems with the law, but yet he was killed by his ex -wife's lover. And in the video tapes, you hear them blaming the guy that later would get charged. And we don't know if he's going to face jail time yet until, you know,
Speaker: Robert will tell us or, you know, you can look it up. It's, uh, I think the victim's name was like DJ. I can actually put that in the private chat too. If anyone wants. Yeah, sure. I'm all ears and I'm sorry guys, by the way, if I mess up your podcast, I didn't know things like that. It's great. Uh, I was, um, uh, I know we, we, we do have a break coming up here.
Speaker: And well, we're overdue. But I want to also bring back a little bit of the funny because it's kind of. Yeah, that's why I came on here. Yeah. And so so to transition over to that back to the funny, I redid a video today. Let's talk about buttered sausage, talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered?
Speaker: Buttered sausage. That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips and I kiss it on my lips. I'm going to ask a super question, but you guys like some like memes, right?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I create a live. We we we create memes and then. Yeah, me too. Jeff brings them to life. Yes. OK. Well, somebody will say something and I'll fucking go off on it. Yes, I'm up here around and you and you would like to. You are welcome to come up here. Everybody is welcome to join. I was just thinking the same thing. Everybody, you know, Frank, hang out. Don't go anywhere, man. You know, if you want to.
Speaker: You've been cool to hang out with it. Make sure everybody's checking out his, uh, his YouTube channel. Uh, Jeff, do you have, do you have the link for that? Can we put it up on the, uh, it's all good. Don't worry about it. No, no, throw it in the chat and then I can go ahead. Well, actually I'm going to, I'm going to throw up the link to that document. I spent time. No, no, go ahead. No, go ahead. Take your time. I'm going to throw up your link for, uh, the documentary that goes to your channel. Correct. That's an old channel.
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Speaker: Well, we're going to bring it back around for Saturday night. I'm not going to do an ad read tonight. Unfortunately, we have much like voice and we have come to the end of the road with liquid IV. I am still working on trying to continue that. But I'm also working on some other things as well for sponsorships and stuff like that.
Speaker: This time I know that I have a group of individuals with me that's not gonna poo -poo on potential sponsors and ideas and stuff. But nonetheless, we're just gonna jump right into the music tonight. And then when we come back from break, because I got something else, because today for all you nerds out there, it's a special day. Today is a special day. May the fourth be with you. It's also my mother's, it's also my mom's birthday today.
Speaker: Are we celebrating that or should we say fuck you? I mean, you could say fuck you to me. I don't know. My mom does. Let's do that every day. We do that all the time. Happy birthday, mom. Also, May the fourth be with you. Happy birthday, Jarvis' mom. Thanks for not being on the pill or making his dad use a rubber. Kind of put that on yourself, Jarvis. I know.
Speaker: Just in case my mom was listening, just wanted to say happy birthday mom. Well, she actually was like, so on your, uh, Monday show, I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not my show. It's Glick show. Or as he says, it's his show.
Speaker: Do you guys use like Discord or something like that? No. It's Saturday night. We're all having fun. We're all drinking. You know, we get a little loose. We get a little crazy up in here. Let's get my man, Maddie James. Matt James, lead singer on Blacktop Mojo. Make sure you're checking out Blacktop Mojo and Matt James wherever you stream music and on all social media. Show the guys some love with chain smoking and whiskey. We'll be right back.
Speaker: Oh, don't forget there's a sing -along at the end of this song. Everybody's gotta sing along. Fatality. I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my
Speaker: Didn't want to send, gave out the rich But damn, you still live It turns out you can hit a rock bottom And a bottom is pissed They say smoke on me if you got on so I can
Speaker: I have to shine here through your memory That's all that I got And now it's like hell I still smoke cigarettes Now change, smoke, and we're scared as close as I close as I can Dream of nicotine for a stiff drink
Speaker: Doin' damn thing, it just changed The influence I'm under No wonder Take smoke and whisk it, shot after shot Years through your memory, that's all that I got And now it's not hell, I still smoke cigarettes
Speaker: Jane smoking whiskey
Speaker: It's all it is! It's all it is!
Speaker: You sound like drunk assholes. Mr. Matt James, the lead singer of Blacktop Mojo. Make sure you check out his solo album. Make sure you check out Blacktop Mojo. Check out all the guys, friends of the show. Man, hell of a hell. If you're into rock, if you're into rock, I love it. I'm a freaking country fanatic.
Speaker: Yeah. Let's go. Check out Blacktop Mojo. They're amazing. You'll like Blacktop Mojo. They're friends of the show. Those guys are awesome. We've had Matt on the show. I'm open to get Matt on my music show. Actually, I want to get Matt. I want to get Matt and all the guys on the show, but they're super busy, man. If they're not on tour, they're recording that. Don't show that shit. It's confidential.
Speaker: They don't have a bad song, Frank. I stumbled across the guys years ago, probably, well, it's been well over 10 years ago.
Speaker: They were doing a cover of Phil Collins in the air tonight. I was like, Oh, these guys are good. Let me check out and see what else they have. And I became, what do you say? They are coming in the air tonight. They did a cover of in the air tonight. I was coming. I was coming any year tonight. Okay. Nevermind. You don't sometimes you go outside and you just let it fly, brother.
Speaker: You know, you just gotta be one with nature at the end of the day I mean Glick did come from the woods, you know, so I've come in the woods around the woods You know, I love country right I have Yes, I recently discovered a play playlist of Sturgill Simpson. Oh Okay. Oh my god
Speaker: So good. Sturgill Sturgill is good. He's more. Alright, anybody who's listening who's a fan of Sturgill Simpson. I know you guys are going to give me shit. He does got like a. A Graspy, a gravelly. Old school country rock sound.
Speaker: He's more, in my opinion, he's more of a kind of a folky guy, but I do like Sturgill Simpson. He's actually pretty good. What about Blackberry Smoke? Never heard of him. Oh my God, shame on you. Listen to it. I'll have to check him out. What is it, Blackberry Smoke? Yeah. What about Whiskey Myers?
Speaker: I do like whiskey Myers. Actually, he's in the concert series, the $25 tickets. My fiance, she said he's one of them in there. And I was like, yeah, let's go. I did not realize it was that one, Steven. I couldn't see. I have both, and I don't know which one's which until I actually open it.
Speaker: I need to save that freaking song. That's where good song, right? Yeah. But in blacked out mojo, like I said, they got they did they they did that cover of my girl in that church and holy shit. It's amazing. No, it wasn't a cover. It was a reimagination of my girl version of it.
Speaker: I have to be honest, I mean, when I when I solved my first case, right, like last year, I this girl from Mississippi flew all the way to the Netherlands to meet me. And she introduced me to so much good music. I get it. Well, first thing when I think about her is Luke Holmes. OK, never never heard about the guy.
Speaker: Sunday morning. She won't whatever. Yeah, I listened. I listened to all kinds of music. Listen to all different types of genres. You know, one of my one of my favorite things when it comes to music is the local scene, the up and coming guys, the guys who haven't, you know, signed the multi and that was Blacktop Mojo. And I've been a huge fan. There's another band they're called Small.
Speaker: uh, small town, small town Titans. They're great. Um, I came across them. They were doing a cover up. Oh yeah. They kill it.
Speaker: And when I went, I got the opportunity to get to see Blacktop Mojo. I almost didn't go, but Jeff and a former acquaintance were like, if you don't fucking go, we're going to kick your ass, dude, because they knew how much I love the band. And it was at this little hole -in -the -wall bar, right? And max capacity was like 500 people, whatever, 600 people, whatever. And I was literally,
Speaker: like a foot away from, less than a foot away from the stage.
Speaker: You know, and I got to meet this other band. They're a local band, um, over and out. And, and those guys are awesome. We play them on here as well. Uh, I chat with the guys from time to time, super cool guys. Uh, I gotta give, actually I gotta get them on my music show as well, but super cool guys. And, and their music is good. And, and I told the kid from the lead singer of over and out, I told him, I said, you're like a modern day, uh, uh,
Speaker: They, yeah, I almost Sammy Hagar and that's not right because that's not real Van Halen. That's Van Hagar. But I told him, I said, Hey, did it again, David Lee Roth. And, uh, we got to chat and whatnot. And then a couple of weeks later, they were playing in the podunk ass, Ohio. I actually, my, my, where I was born at and they were in this bar and there was like 30 people in there and, and most of them could have give shit less about them playing.
Speaker: They performed like they were in front of a crowd of a hundred thousand people, man. They had so much fun. And, you know, they, I went in and as soon as the guys see me, they're like, Oh, you know, like clicks here, blah, blah, blah. And then I got to hang out with them afterwards. Coolest group of young men out there and they make really good music. And, you know, and that's what I love. I love that, that, that local scene is up in commerce because some of the best talent in the world is undiscovered in my opinion, when it comes to music.
Speaker: 100 percent and and and ladies and ladies she's in the tent uh connor we don't know what's going on with connor lady she's she's she's uh like i said she's in scotland she's she's a big music buff too obviously you know
Speaker: her and I's music is different, but we've been, you know, since we became friends, we've been able to introduce each other to fans and artists that otherwise we would have never got to meet. And that's why I do the Friday night show, because I want to introduce people to music and shit that they may never get the opportunity to hear unless somebody's out there doing it. And I love it, man. And especially when I get to come up with me and be a part of the show. That's so cool to me.
Speaker: It really is. My brothers used to have an illegal FM radio and that's how I know so much. So much. No, but like the classics like Bon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, you name it. And I'm a huge Bruce Springsteen fan, by the way. One, two, three, four. You're all dressed up in blue.
Speaker: I can't sing for shit, by the way, but it's all good. Neither can we, but, you know, we just butchered Blacktop Mojo. They'll probably never come back on the show. That's not the first time we've butchered Blacktop Mojo. You know, it's the same thing with like, I listened to The Dead South, like, for the first time was hooked.
Speaker: play, uh, Peter Piper, uh, please pass the message onto blazing, uh, to keep his pecker out of beehives. Um, you know, lesson learned, hopefully, but this is the third time this month that this has happened. I don't know if you guys know this band that I just posted, but oh my God, it's so good.
Speaker: Yeah, my that song is like seven years old but oh My wife just recently got me into the band the cranberries in this video. Yeah, the cranberries is cranberries Okay, first and foremost Nobody's into the band the cranberries My wife is Bad wolf bad wolf remake of zombies
Speaker: Yeah. Bad Wolf did a good job. You know, the best thing Bad Wolf ever did because fuck you, Tommy Vex, because you're a bitch. Kick Tommy out of the band. And I say that because I had an interaction with the clown and I made one comment and then he wanted to try to fucking roast me because he's an ass cloud. So fuck you, Tommy Vex. I hope you hear that.
Speaker: Is that the name of it? And you get your feelings all in a twist. So fuck you. And it's a good thing that kicks you out of the fucking band, bro. And I don't mean I don't like music because I still like your music, but you're going to be the wrong way. Fucking douche. Oh, like like all the comments of people sitting on him and hating on him.
Speaker: And I made one little comment that wasn't even remotely hateful. And he wants to single me out. Like, fuck you, bro. Because you were trying to be nice. That's probably it. Glick's trying to come in and help the guy. And the guy's just like, oh, look at this Sasquatch. No, I just cracked a joke. I just cracked a joke. And he got his fucking panties all over the bunch. Fuck you, Tommy Vex. And I know he doesn't remember. Like, he's not going to remember. If you don't know.
Speaker: because it was it was on it was on our it was on our instagram page the the network instagram page it was like fuck you bro i was actually wanting to get you on the show and interview you but now now fuck you now my pennies are in a bunch now i'm matt wait glix panis getting a bunch if you go if you guys don't know sure you have oh you too did like an amazing concert there yes i'm just i'm just a knuckle -headed riff raff what the frick what the frick
Speaker: What the frick, at least I'm not a delusional old man. Oh, I think I mean, like, I mean, what is the perfect song for Jeffrey Dahmer? And I thought, yeah, you know, owner of a little.
Speaker: Someone did a meme on the Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix special where the dad's like, what are you doing, Jeffrey? He's like, oh, just just some gay shit. I wasn't 100 percent sure. So I didn't say anything, but I thought that was a YouTube. I don't like him. I know. Like, I know you're going to get mad. I know like he's going to get mad at me. I only like one of their songs and that was still having fun. I love a lot of you vertical is awesome, though.
Speaker: I like a lot of U2's music, but, and I've never met the guy, I don't know them. They could be the nicest guys in the world. They're like, he's about to get me, but they, they, they come up like, they look like pretentious dicks. They look like pretentious dudes. They may not be. And I know I'm going to get you out of it. Cause we've had this conversation. Surprise motherfucker, French trials motherfucker.
Speaker: Yes, Leggy Dolores is that's the name of the the lead singer that died of cranberries, right? Yes. OK, I actually I actually when I did my when I did my two part series on clicks also music of women who are I put the cranberries in there specifically for Leggy. Well, Alyssa was watching click and the song Adam Sandler's character likes his linger by the cranberries and I'm like, sounds like a good song and she's like,
Speaker: She's like, you need to listen to the cranberries. And I'm just like, I only like one song. I have nothing. And I would not. That is that is like the same thing when you remember only one one lyric out of a song and you can't out for the life of you can't figure out what it is. Oh, no, I was I was just asking like, I because me and my wife were wondering what her name was because like the lead singer of the cranberries died. And I'm just like,
Speaker: Okay, that's forever ago though. Yeah, that happened ages ago Like my wife's just like yeah, you see it singer died. It's like
Speaker: No, I didn't know. Jarvis and his wife's world is rock. They just try that. Dolores died. It's like it's like off a family guy where they're told that Bob Welch from Fleetwood Mac died, so they keep playing. I was spent the whole time.
Speaker: I was really sad about that though, because Mac is awesome. The saddest thing is, is that they will have when Fleetwood Mac got inter inter inducted into the Hall of Fame. They did not put Bob Welch in the Hall of Fame with him. Why not? Because Fleetwood Mac didn't give a shit.
Speaker: They only cared about the Stevie Nix and Lindsay Buckingham. He was neither Fleetwood and or Mac. Yes he was. That is probably the song you can go your own way. I love Stevie Nix. I've had the biggest press on Stevie Nix since I was a little boy. She is gorgeous.
Speaker: that's all she was. I don't give a damn she could do it off of my tiny pecker Jarvis. I love Stevie Nicks. She's got a beautiful voice. She was a good she had amazing voice. I will agree. She was one of the most beautiful women in music in my eyes when I was
Speaker: And now I'm a grown Sasquatch and she's still just fucking, I love Stevie. And she was in that American horror story and the coven season. And then she was in the apocalypse season. And I'm just like, I just, she's just perfect. Well, when you said that, it reminded me of like a CCR, a CCR song. When I was little baby. Yeah.
Speaker: There's there's there's you know, like Stevie's right if you were even back in time for me like like When I was a young one, I'm helping some you know I love the gorillas She still has an amazing fucking voice a beautiful voice, you know
Speaker: It ain't gone away over the years. I love Stevie. You know, like when I was a boy, there was three women that I had the biggest crush on that has carried on into my adulthood. And it was Reva, Stevie and Cher. Cher. And I'm still a huge fan of their music. Cher. Yeah, that's how I will go. I will go full on camper as I learned tonight.
Speaker: I didn't know she played in a freaking awesome movie. I didn't know that.
Speaker: I love Stevie Nicks. I love Cher. I love Reba McIntyre. Like those are those are my ladies right there. Those are those are that is the end all be all right there man for me when it comes to crushes. Look how old are you though? You didn't have a crush on Shania Twain. Shania Twain. She's a looker. Mm hmm. But Connor, that is just because you're crippled. Well, well, well, what does that have to do with
Speaker: I mean he's Canadian so she has special needs. Oh he even makes it. Tania Twain is fucking sexy all right. Where are you going anyway? Moving the wheelchair closer to your desk there? Monster ball? Shot in a wheelchair you prick.
Speaker: These guys made me believe that you were so don't women even is tonight your night to get back at me Is that what this is? I am I don't know if you've ever read the Bible or if you know anything about the Bible in the Bible They've mentioned time frames like 100 BC According to Connor. I was in that BC era According to Connor. I was one of the first writers of the Bible
Speaker: According to Connor, I wrote the original Ten Commandments that were smashed My rules weren't good enough. He didn't part the Red Sea, but he part his beer Dinosaurs go extinct. All right Glick is the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. What are you talking about?
Speaker: You should ask him if the Big Bang was loud. Wait, if you guys are saying Chris is that old, Jesus, I'm older than he is. I have to mention it, Jeff. I really, I try and leave you. Jeff is, well, currently Jeff and I are. That is fucking Taylor Swift's boyfriend, right?
Speaker: Yeah. Jeff and I are both currently. Yeah. Travis Kelsey. We'll always be known for that from now on. That's the guy that made Taylor Swift. Dude, we have real sports here. It's called football. Real football. That's nuts. Oh, my God. Allister! Connor! Jeff is 43, and I'm 42. God. But we're only a few months. Connor gives Alyssa such a good introduction. Fuck off, Steven.
Speaker: Listen, I heard, listen, I heard today that you got out, you got free from your, your confinements and you were running all over town and Jarvis had run three miles to catch you. Yeah. He went three miles to chase your ass down. Okay. Who the hell is called Jarvis? Because if that, that reminds me of the one above you, the one above you. Oh, that is such an awesome nickname. Well, that's my last name.
Speaker: Jervis is his last name, but we make fun of him, we call him Jervisi. Yeah. Jervisi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll make you some more news. Because evidently I talk Italian sometimes. I don't, I don't. Jervisi.
Speaker: How's everybody's night going? We did not wreck. Sorry to ruin your night. Ah, fuck. You would have ended on rotten .com. Oh, wait, is that website still available? No, I think that looks like the common room in a nursing home K mag.
Speaker: And the other reason the other reason Connor knows that is because he's he's been in a couple. I was waiting for that one. But look how dorky is compared to like his back screen. It's like the reverse of Casper the ghost. I know. We joke about Steven having Alyssa locked up in a cage in his basement. K mag actually has people in his basement. Hey, Alyssa.
Speaker: Well, at least at least at least your husband at least your husband didn't come on here and tell the entire world that you have janky ass fucking teeth. Those are not the words that I used and I don't hate my wife. I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look I'll make it look
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Shut the hell up. Hey, where's, where's number three yet? Uh, no, he's talking about fiance.
Speaker: Okay, so guess what song I am thinking of if I look at a certain user background Hey
Speaker: Hold on Steven, is it me or don't you have eyes? No He doesn't have a soul there's nothing but blackness Okay, Connor at least I can walk up a flight of stairs
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Speaker: Stephen, I don't want to be any more respectful, but you kind of look like a Mormon doll. Fair. Fair. Like, you know, those Mormon dolls that don't have like any expression. Yeah. The ones with black eyes. All of Stephen's dolls look surprised. I mean, you would look surprised, too, if you saw him in the middle of the night walking around. I just want to I do want to.
Speaker: It looks so weird. The guy looks literally like a Freemason. I don't know one thing here. Jarvis, what room in the house is Melissa in? Because there's fucking light there. She's in her office. Well, you should go to her office more often. No, it's like the movie split. She got out and she's exploring, trying to figure out where the exit is.
Speaker: Well, it is. Oh, that, that is the end of split. I still need to watch that movie, but thank you for the spoiler. It's good. It's good. I love on your fellow joy. Spoiler. That happens like mid movie. You're nowhere close to the end. I didn't realize Alyssa was talking. I was out of the room. Uh, what were you trying to say? I wasn't here. I said, no, not a single one of them can sing in tune.
Speaker: No, none of us can. That's a lot. I'm going to fix Alyssa's problems. I pretend, I pretend to, but apparently that's the auto tune when I pretend to. Hey, the bucket, Steven.
Speaker: Oh, God, that was great. I'll be here all night, folks. Thank you, Jeff. Jeff, are you going to be on the show tomorrow night? I'm not sure. I have to. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. What time tomorrow night, Jarvis? 6 PM, my time, 7 PM. I have to interview. I have to intervene right now.
Speaker: What fucking time zone, asshole? Is it fucking Eastern Pacific? Jesus. Central. I'm central. I'm central. I'm the same time zone as you. Yeah, but most people aren't sorry, K -Mag. Well, it shouldn't matter. He's in Mexico anyway, so he's 24 or seven high. Well, mine constantly changes, that's the problem. Yeah. His daylight saving times only last a week.
Speaker: It's like Northern Lights, where we have like 24 seven Northern Lights here. Right? Jarvis, I would like to say that I would be on your show tomorrow night, unfortunately. Oh, look at Connor with his cane, walking up those invisible flat of stairs. Yeah. Look at me. I have legs and they work and move. Well, I mean, I mean, but not without a cane. Fucking pricks. Hey.
Speaker: It's a little harder to do it without the game, but I see still work. I think there's a. I think there's a movie called Blind Ninja, and you kind of remind me of that. I will be right back. I'll go make some more magazines for the kids. All right. Sometimes, but. Oh, God. Find a show where I'm not the center of attention.
Speaker: see you were going to be the center of attention yeah you had open your fucking mouth i mean come on that's the only reason i come on these shows you idiot click click on click wednesday after my major explosive nuke meltdown uh he's like you know jarvis you don't have to show up on saturday's they're optional and i'm just like oh okay i can have a day off now
Speaker: Oh I'm not done yet sir.
Speaker: that's his gentle way of saying you're fired that was not a gentle way of saying he's fired that was a gentle way of saying you're suspended until further notice without pay
Speaker: Oh, we weren't gonna tell him that. I'm sorry. When I uploaded Wednesday night's episode, I titled it Chernobyl style meltdown. I also put, hold on, say, hold on, say it. I'll read you guys the description. Steven, you cannot say to me that you get a lot of compliments. You probably get a lot of compliments on St. Patrick's Day. Did you die? Jesus Christ.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: It is, uh, what the fuck news? Number one, obviously, uh, Chernobyl style meltdown in the description. One health per show. Co -hosts get into a fight. Jeff gets wasted. We met Kly Matete. Oh, and we had news. So the news was Jarvis is fired. So you guys want to do, uh, each night at show, right? Yeah, we do it. We do a show every night in one form or another.
Speaker: Yeah, Monday through Sunday, we have shows. And when we add other shows, we'll fit time blocks so that because the shows that we have right now are from the core six. So for the most part, those won't change, but we'll try to put shows before or after those shows when we add other shows. Frank, I gotta ask, are you rolling a joint right now? No, I'm just rolling a normal cigarette.
Speaker: It's okay if you wanted to smoke a joint. It won't be the first time. It's okay. That was the first time I've seen somebody do that live on a podcast. We had that one guy that was smoking a bong. Well, see, Leggy, Klim Matite hasn't shown up ever since. They're not blazing. Fuck. Rock Lee had called them out. So Klim Matite may not ever come back. Dude, that's so funny. These are official Wednesday night weatherman.
Speaker: I was gonna say climate it is probably People are wondering stop saying like that. Jesus Christ. I have no clue who it is. But you guys already watch Wednesday, you've seen family guy you've seen family guy they have that section on the news and and ollie is climate did they well fucking our friend that actually created our intro music and
Speaker: uh he he showed up and dressed like climate today it was fucking roll up roll up and pull up emma roll up and pull up emma now i i gotta be honest here folks i am really feeling welcome here and i have to say thank you so much because i'm having a fun time that's always our plan thank you and like one of the nicest gifts that we've had on here
Speaker: We never know who we're going to meet. We never know who's going to hit that length. It's currently in the chatters box for anybody who's watching and everybody is literally welcome.
Speaker: Do we have our regulars that come up here? Like he comes up regularly. Blazin is usually here. However, I did just get news. We were chatting, and apparently Blazin is too good for nonsensical nonsense, but he will be on Stephen Jarvis' show, the Jerry Vichy podcast, tomorrow night. Yes, because you make my show sound like it's interesting. Too good for our show, but goes to our studio. Every show has an audience,
Speaker: Your show is interesting to your audience. Is it me or does Jeff now has horns? Can I ask what? Yes. Horns. If you always look at like a stream guard thing. Oh, yeah. He was born that way. Yeah. I've shaved him off a couple of times, but he's been in Mexico so long, I can no longer shave them off. He's kind of like. Jarvis, you are right. I am working on my third wife.
Speaker: because Jeff was my first wife. You are working on your first wife. Yeah, Jeff and I were married. Back before it was allowed, back before it was allowed, we were married. Yeah. Oh my God, what the fuck? Jeff came home yesterday and Mike came home from school on Thursday and told me that 50 % of all men marry other men. And I was like, that's a false statistic.
Speaker: Jeff and I have been friends for almost 30 years now. We met in high school and we've been friends ever since. So we joke around about Jeff being my first wife. However, Jeff has been my longest relationship you've ever had and kept.
Speaker: successful ish relationship. Let me interview you guys for a bit. So what will make you guys do this podcast? Sorry, that was too easy, Stephen. It was too easy. I got an idea. I got bit by the radio bug years ago. I fell in love with talk radio.
Speaker: I'm not a big Howard Stern fan or anything like that, but I was a fan of our local scene. We had a local radio station like coast to coast. No, no. Yeah. You know, like, like, like, like Dick Clark, you know, Wolfman Jack, like stuff like that. I love, I love rock radio, man. I love and I know Wolfman Jack wasn't I might not, but I have no clue.
Speaker: talk radio, but I love talk radio, you know, and we have a morning show here and they're still around. They've been around. I've listened to them since I was a kid. Connor knows what I'm talking about because Connor's from the area. WNCI, the morning zoo, Dave and Jimmy. Yeah.
Speaker: They're still doing it. And they're killing, I mean, these guys beat Howard Stern, they beat Tom and Bob and Tom, whatever, you know, all the big names. A local Columbus station and they were killing them, man. But there was, and I was like, man, I want to do that one day. This is what I want to do. And I had the opportunity years ago with the local rock station, the Blitz, if you remember, Blazer and Moe in the morning.
Speaker: I had an opportunity with them while my ex -wife, my kids' mom, and my parents basically told me that that's a stupid idea. Radio, there's no money in it. You're an idiot for wanting to do that. Go get a real job, support your family. There's no money on radio. You're fucking sorry. I like you, Joe Ruggler. Yeah, no shit. And I had an opportunity with these guys and I walked away from it, but I've always wanted to do podcasting.
Speaker: I love doing live shows. I love interacting with people and meeting people and talking and bullshitting and whatever. Jeff and I, like I said, we've been for close to 30 years now and we have our times where we might go a couple of years without talking to each other.
Speaker: I was on Periscope and I love Periscope. Leggy knows what I'm talking about. She was on there and I had a huge following on Periscope. Well, Periscope started to die and I switched over to TikTok and I was like, let me get on TikTok. I didn't have a massive following, but I had a pretty good following and I would do TikTok Lives and have fun and hang out with everybody. This asshole comes to my life one night and starts
Speaker: talking to me. And I, you know, I was talking to that, but I didn't know who he was. He got mad at me because I was supposed to know who he was. And then he messaged me and he was like, hey, it's Jeff. And we started talking. We exchanged phone numbers.
Speaker: And then him and I would spend two, three, four hours a day on the phone and I was like, Hey dude, I want to do a podcast. Would you be interested in doing a podcast with me? Because one thing Jeff and I can do and we can do very well is put in context. We would talk for three hours on the phone, hang up and then call back and talk for another three hours.
Speaker: because it was just a show, just us having fun talking about anything and everything. Jeff, I just sent you an email. Checked out what I sent you an email. Checked out. Okay. Give me a second. I gotta get my phone back. I need to put the nonsensical nonsense email on here.
Speaker: Yeah, here we are. We're still one email I don't have on the fucking. We're still doing it.
Speaker: We've made an amazing group of friends, an amazing group in the chatters box. And we've created a network with some great shows and we want to continue to grow and add more shows and we're having fun with it. And it's just, and all it is is just me chasing a fucking dream, man. That's all it is. It's just me chasing a dream. And these guys are jumping on and riding that train. And we're like, Hey, we're,
Speaker: We're with you, bro. We're with you, Glick. Wherever this train takes us, we're on board with you. And I'm loving it. I'm truly loving it. And I'm blessed. Because I check your email. I get to do what I want to do now. So yeah, that's kind of where the podcast came from. And it's something that I've had in the back of my head for years when Jeff was like, what are we going to call the show? I said, there it is. He was like, that was quick. I said, no, I've had the name for like 15 years.
Speaker: So yeah, it's just me chasing a dream and, and everybody riding. I'm blinded. I'm blinded by the fucking email. Jesus. I wear my sunglasses. Check the email. Check the email.
Speaker: Why are you yelling at each other to check the fucking email? Is it life or death? It might be life or death, Leggy. If I'm reading that correctly. That's impressive, bro. That's a nice... That is me on my own. That's impressive as fuck. How do I get your problem? Jesus Christ. What am I missing?
Speaker: Glick was in the middle of talking about something and then, you know, something's more important than whatever Glick was talking about. I mean, that's the usual, to be fair. Yeah, to be fair. To be fair. A bunch of fucking riff -raff. No heads. What the frick, Glick? What the frick? What the frick, Leggy?
Speaker: I can't wait until I can do she in the polls. Yeah, you're not immune, woman. The difference is, mine's a factual statement, you know. Listen here, Deborah. You're so bright, I gotta wear sunglasses on my podcast. She's translucent.
Speaker: Yeah, the next one the next one that i'm gonna send you guys you can guys uh can check it out for yourself i'm gonna check out Yeah, um, let's see this one is not actually like, you know if you're here I would like to because of your Your career and you and the music scene and you and your radio show i'm gonna get you up on the mix house for music
Speaker: I love, I love music, but I can't sing. You did already ask me that before and I did. Oh, sorry. I thought you were talking to me. I'm so sorry. The lovely lady here. I know that it's a hard question. You're not the only fucking person in the room. I'm sorry for you. I didn't mean to offend you.
Speaker: And I did say to you, I don't particularly like talking about myself. That's what the fuck was that picture, Jeff? That's that's Chris. I love picture. Oh, yeah. I love. Yeah. I love. Hi, Legi. How are you? That movie was originally about Chris. I'm all good. I said hi to Legi first. I got a cup of coffee. I was gone, asshole.
Speaker: I mean, to be fair, I wasn't even in the room. Was it just me? What? What? Connor. The hand up in the head, Bob. Yeah. Don't get me. Lucky, where are you from? Are you from Scotland or from Ireland? Scotland. Yeah, I figured. Same thing.
Speaker: to be honest you guys all sound the same to me so you're kind of like the Chinese from
Speaker: from England. Is that why your attempt at a Scottish accent sounded Indian? Is that why that was? We all sound the same. Woman, we ruled the fucking seas. We took so many countries that I don't know what kind of accents that we got because apparently some states that I live in, I cannot even understand. We ruled the seas. Yeah, we ruled the seas. We did. Where are you from, Craig? The fuck's with me? The Netherlands. Oh, Viking.
Speaker: Yeah, coming from the Celtic fucking Viking Geographically like this far apart on a map that is so true, but still details matters my man
Speaker: America I got accused by this defense lawyer for being an odinous I was like what is an odinous? He's like yeah, that's that's a cool Religion I was like listen my man that first of all, that's a pagan religion from Scandinavia I'm not from Scandinavia plus Odin is a god that they worship so Odinism is not a thing
Speaker: But apparently they still think it's a thing. It's just paganism. Exactly! Thank you!
Speaker: We know maps are not right because you live on an island, like you don't. What I was about to do was, if you look at the map of the UK quite a lot, particularly on British media, England looks humongous compared to Scotland, but actually it's almost exactly the same landmass. If you actually look at the distance in miles or kilometres, they're almost exactly the same, but the way that they distort it makes England's huge and Scotland's this tiny little part of it, and actually it's pretty much the same. So they actually distort. They're not always to scale.
Speaker: you know so you're saying it looks like a tiny little map a tiny little you know continent on the map but that's because the map's quite often warped it's not even it's not actually you know to scale Europe's much larger than you think it is but based on it's really not no it is they stretch it out
Speaker: no listen we're talking to americans no offense boys and alissa right but we're talking to him i am going to the toilet right now by the way bigger than they think oh god turn the camera help your your point there lucky but i don't know what
Speaker: I specifically said in the UK media, Jeff. No, I get it. You know, it's it's kind of like living in the King and I. The UK has small dictionaries. If you saw this, you couldn't have seen it. England has small dictionaries. Let's be clear. They all speak the same. They all sound the same.
Speaker: It's weird. Y 'all talk weird over there. You're also Indian, apparently. And the words... He's been on here for five minutes. He's already ready to race quit. And the words of Billy Bob Thornton and Sling Blade... I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it. That was a speedy piece. There was no way he washed his hands. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Please educate me because I'm a stupid American. I'm glad everybody was silent because I'm clipping that. Let me educate you. Shut up because I want to learn. You're a part of the UK. Unfortunately, yes. Yeah, because you guys suck and you can't defend yourselves. You know who can? America.
Speaker: that was the Scottish
Speaker: William Wallace was Scottish but that was before the Act of Union in 1702.
Speaker: But you guys are still controlled by the UK. This is going deeper. There hasn't been a war between Scotland and England since 1702. What was that before or after, empires of the Caribbean? Frank B? Hey. Oh, Christ, Frank. Oh, hey. I'm confused. I'm so confused. So you are technically, even though you're from Scotland, you're a part of the UK, right?
Speaker: Unfortunately, yes. So I have a British passport. There's no such thing as a Scottish passport. It's a British passport and British technically. That's confusing to me because I had a guy that I used to game with. He lives in Wales. Apparently, Wales is like a totally different section of England.
Speaker: I didn't know that. So the United Kingdom is four different countries that are part of Britain. Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and England. That kind of makes sense because it's united. So all of those countries are British. Stephen is not from there?
Speaker: well we're not we're not we're stevens bro you would be fed into the republic of ireland anyway which is a separate entity in a country of its own so your joke fell flat no no let's be honest satan was tired of listening to him actually let me let me be honest leggy i love how freaking smart you are and that you know your history you're not getting a chance to speak like i can do i'm sorry
Speaker: She's trying to give you a compliment in here. I know. It's really hard to hear anything. I was saying, I love how you know your history. That is really respectable. Say hi. Hello, Minnie K -Mag. Hi, K -Mag. Daughter. Come on. All right. Now go play. Go play.
Speaker: Didn't you even hear my compliment damn
Speaker: Everybody was just all talking at once. I didn't hear anything come through. Sorry. I'm to be fair. Hold on. I will eat my mic. I said it is. It is really respectable that okay. Fuck you. You did. Let me let me get on this. It's dirty too, Frank. It's our first day to go fuck yourself a double time.
Speaker: You are so you need to be glad that there is no Salem witch trials there because woman I swear to God Well Salem would be Salem that would be in the States wrong country I said be glad that it's not then I'm not speaking Chinese Am I? And The most people not know their their
Speaker: their history and their their background and their that's pretty is that not normal no no i think for some people i think i think from where you're from you know and i think that's where a lot of people are kind of you know get accused of being closed -minded like you know americans we know our history and then everybody shipped on us but then somebody else is like i'm from australia and this is our history like oh my god you're so amazing well because americans know our history they're like you're stupid americans
Speaker: I swear I've been called a Nazi so many times. Wait a minute, hang on. To be fair, Glick, your history isn't as long. No, we're babies. Why are you so focused on length?
Speaker: That's an entirely different story corner. That's a good story for another user. What's it getting you? Don't throw a fit, all right? What I'm saying is it would be expected that Americans would know their history. Not only are you brainwashed with it, it's part of your curriculum, you're very much taught about your history, but also you haven't been around that long, there's not that much to learn.
Speaker: We're babies. We're taught world history as well and I love history. I get a little confused and I'm always down to learn something. Just because you're Canadian, you don't count.
Speaker: I never fucking said it Connor was the one that started because you are Canadian you are southern Canadian Minnesota don't fucking count
Speaker: He's up there with the maple leaves and the white and Jeff is more lives. And well, I think everyone in America is white. So I mean, no, they're not. There are people you say everyone in America is white. Yeah, he did. He's just not. Are you stupid? People in America are white. Suck my dick and eat my asshole. What? I'll go climb some more stairs.
Speaker: It has to be a new joke. No. All right. Hey, I got one question, Connor. Can you bend over and touch your toes? Once. Oh, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I got the perfect meme for Connor. My kid keeps standing. Oh, wait. I can't bend over. So I'll bend over slightly and then I'll take my foot that goes my leg that goes numb. I'll bring it up here and touch my fucking toes. There you go. There you go. There you go.
Speaker: I was just going to say, if you could do that for me, I would greatly give up. I got to get another cup of coffee. You guys are fucking giving me cancer. Is that just because you're Canadian? I'll be right back. Okay. Okay. Jeff, your mic for a second.
Speaker: All right. Is my kids being loud? I mean, to be fair, it is like see set in the morning and they are trying to sleep and there's, you know, work in the morning and I'm like, oh, shit. Okay. Hold on. Oh, Lisa, you guys are a couple, right? Yes. Not by choice. Alyssa has been trying to escape for years.
Speaker: Can we not? Can we please not? Well, kudos on Steven. Really kudos. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Don't bring it up. You know the rules. Shut up, Glick. Put solution on Skinner. Get the hose together, Melissa. Oh, did you get? Oh, you're reminding us. Did you guys know that Anthony Hopkins is a freaking composer? I never knew that. Sure, Anthony Hopkins.
Speaker: Now, here's some trivia for you. Which country is Sir Anthony Hopkins from? Scotland. No. Of course not. I just said that because you asked. I was trying to give my respect to that. Well, technically, but that's asked which country. Is it Wales? Correct. It's Wales. He's Welsh. I win.
Speaker: I bet you're paralyzed, so obviously you get the win. You know what? I'll take it. I'll take it. Make a wish doesn't do things for adults, so I'll take it. You didn't call me bastards. I don't know Disney for you. Jeff played a clip. Played a clip, I'm telling you. Oh, good girl. Jeff, you muted yourself, too.
Speaker: I feel like we need to have a violin on standby. Every time someone says something mean to Connor, we need to play the violin. I'd say Connor's already. Connor's like, fuck this, I'm out. Connor, don't go nowhere. Don't go nowhere. Connor, yes, close enough. It was a we sing song, Connor. Go on. By giving you. Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. Hey, I don't need your help, OK, lady? I can do it myself.
Speaker: I could do that I would never leave my house my wife would get no more back rubs
Speaker: How do you, how do you do back rubs though? Like with your wheelchair or what else? He doesn't have a wheelchair, Frank. Hey, people kept bringing that up. I used to have a wheelchair. I cannot wait until I don't have to host the show anymore. When you started the show, you're going to finish it. I got an idea. Let's start a podcast. You're going down with this sinking ship, bitch.
Speaker: Whose background is that? Oh, that's Mike. Connor is gonna sing us a song, but nobody will give him a chance. He's just coming. Shut up. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to sing you a song. I'm playing, I'm playing music to myself so that I can calm my brain down for a second. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to meet everybody's Mike and you're going to sing for us Connor. Connor actually, actually, ladies and gentlemen, Connor has sang on this show before and Connor actually does have a pretty
Speaker: actually does have a pretty nice voice on him I know I remember doors and turned a lot of song okay come here Ramrod a little girl she daddy home
Speaker: It's just interesting to me all the time in the guard shack when we worked together. Of course you did in the guard shack. What happens in the guard stack stays in the guard shack, damn it. False, that was caught on CCTV. We're on the hub, bro.
Speaker: We made sure the cameras were pointed at. Trust me. I have so much money these days because those recordings would be hilarious if if Connor could sing to Proclaimers.
Speaker: I probably couldn't, I probably couldn't sing that song because I haven't heard it enough to know the rhythm of it. Is that because you can't walk or?
Speaker: I would roll 500 miles when I would roll 500 more. Just to be the man you roll 500 miles. Oh, roll those Asian miles to pull down. I'm really sorry. Usually, I'm not this mean, but that is because of their crime. It's the whole point of this podcast. I was going to say, Frank, literally, we're all assholes to each other. Everyone is not really an asshole, too, is Alyssa.
Speaker: And we just feel sorry for her because Jarvis has got her locked in a basement. Luckily she got out tonight. We shit on her. We shit on her husband so much that we got to be nice to her. It kind of evens out in the end. Yeah. You know, jimlyfans .com, Glink and Connor. Jarvis was getting the night off from getting shit talked to him.
Speaker: Clicking Carter. Why does that sound like a freaking? I don't know. It's their only fans link right there. No, but it's it's it's it's almost sounds like freaking what was that famous lawyer address called again? I don't know. Hold on. Famous lawyers. Famous lawyers and I got Abraham Lincoln. What was Abraham Lincoln a freaking lawyer? Yes, he was a lawyer.
Speaker: Oh, that's impressive. I was going to say Mormon and Mormon, but not it. I want to start a law office called White and Wong. A law office. Exactly. That's what you guys need to do. That's the perfect name. Wouldn't that be a cool law office? White and Wong? It's genius.
Speaker: Dude, you're racist. White and Wong? Yeah. White and Wong lawyers. Why is that racist? Yeah. White and Wong? Was that racist? I mean, that's my poor name, but Bob. Maybe for black people that is racist. Maybe you feel racist for us, White and Wong.
Speaker: No, no crack ass. I wouldn't look hilarious on a billboard. What?
Speaker: I think it would just be fucking great to hand out your business card. You're right. Watch somebody read it and go, is this a typo? You're hired. I think this is the time to say you're the one that created all this, remember? Yeah, it's on you, buddy. Yeah, every time that you get mad at us for saying stupid shit, you're the one who started it. Yeah, I mean. Welcome to hell, Greg.
Speaker: I'm driving this car and I'm like, Jesus, Satan, hell, somebody take the fucking wheel. I don't know who's taking the wheel. I'm done. I can't drive this. Satan's just in the passenger seat going like, bro, you fucked yourself. You're on your own. Well, Connor can't take the wheel, but it's the question if you can go anywhere further. I mean, you know, after after my surgery, I I had a really hard time pushing the brake pedal.
Speaker: it's more like the accelerator accelerator was super easy all i had to do is put my foot down and it would like to fall asleep on the accelerator it's just uh it's it's pushing the brake pedal down hard enough that the car actually stops but you know then they make those controls yeah my wife tried to convince me to to put an application in with the va to get one connor can i make one more paralegal joke
Speaker: I'm gonna make one more joke and I'm gonna leave you alone but with that guitar you look like the crippled Ed Sheeran
Speaker: I think Steven looks like the malnourished Holocaust version of Ed Sheeran. Hey, at least I didn't say what the... No, I'm not going to. What? No, no, no. I got to. No, no. Let me explain. We can all read this. He really looks like freaking Mark Zuckerberg, doesn't he?
Speaker: He kind of does. You're the reason I have issues on Facebook. Oh, that's why I want to punch you in the throat. Facebook there came I don't think it's me. I need a leader of Cola. Barbara over here. Elisa, good job. You have the wish version of Mark Zuckerberg. There you go.
Speaker: version of Seamus. That's a, that's a, that's even. I know where Steven, some sexy things happen in Fifty Shades of Grey, but yours is Fifty Shades of Red. Fifty Shades of Red. That's what he calls it.
Speaker: Connor, what are you going to sing? All right, I'll be right back. I got to go get a sticky hand. I'm just screwing around to screw around at this point. I use I use I use my guitar to help me. Wait, wait, wait. Came back, came back before you go say that again. Chris, when did you get a guitar and why have you never played it? Yeah, there was a joke in there. Oh, I had it. I had it ready for about 15 years. And I don't know how to play, you know, how to do it.
Speaker: I have one, too. It just hangs on the wall. It's great decoration. Oh, I got a guitar, too. You play the fiddle, don't you, Jess?
Speaker: No, I bought one. If you want to play in Texas, you better have to fiddle in the hands. I actually have that song playing right now. Stop it. Really? I have that song playing. I thought weed was supposed to fucking nail you out. Why come you're so hyper? Hey, Meg, what did you say before you left? What? You said something before you left. What is it? Oh, I said I had to go get a sticky hand off the ceiling.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Never I've never taken the time to learn it
Speaker: My understanding of guitar is pretty much just basic chords and then I've learned how to play a little bit up and down the neck Yeah
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: no it's not an electric violin it's just a violin she don't know how to do anything i bought it during i bought it like what like a year year and a half ago you bought it during coke was during coke yeah it's got everything is it chinned though yeah hey jeff it actually came with an electronic tuner nice oh i came with that
Speaker: maybe oh god jeff's gonna fiddle us a song
Speaker: Yeah, well, actually, I think I bought it with it because it's like an extra $3 and you actually strum the chord and then you can it'll tell you if it's out of tune or in tune and it does piano, guitar, violin and something else. I can't remember what else. But what is it called? It's just a violin, right? Yeah, I just bought a violin. I mean, I literally use an app on my phone called Guitar Tuna with an A instead of
Speaker: Yeah, I was at the music store when I bought it and they were like, do you want this? And I was like, sure, throw it in there. I really tried it. I don't have the patience for a guitar. I don't either. I don't have the patience for any instrument. How many times have you played the violin since you bought it during COVID?
Speaker: What? About every day. Jesus. Because here's the thing, the people on YouTube make it sound so fucking easy. Exactly. And you're like, this ain't fucking easy. Because I don't know. Those people should be exposed and hanged. I played violin in an orchestra for eight years. It's not easy. Yeah. The thing is, is like, do it like this. And then you're like, am I doing it right? I don't know.
Speaker: A lot of the big part of the violins, like how hard you hold the bow, though. Yeah, it was angle pressure. Well, how hard. My accent is a problem with with my violin. She kept it doing it at a wrong angle. Well, we should out there at this point, OK?
Speaker: For real, my ex could sing as an angel when I was not there. She could really sing like an angel though, but that is the thing about musicians.
Speaker: I swear to God my ex could sing amazing, but she didn't want to do anything with it. I dated a girl that played piano and every time we'd hang out, I'm like, play jewel. Just play jewel. And I'll sit here and stare at you. Because it blew my mind.
Speaker: That's how I met her. We were hanging out in the music room. She's sitting there playing jewel on the piano and I was like, I love you. Jeff went full retard. Oh man, I fucking lost it. But she'd sit there and play a tune and I just. Glick, you said you, you said you loved new music, right? Like rock.
Speaker: on the phone. Chris, are you paying attention, sir? Frank asked you. I said, you like, you like, like, uh, it's fine. I feel neglected. Okay. So, so to be 100 % honest, I got, I got, I got a message from my friend said, Hey, check out my most recent post. I was like, okay, whatever.
Speaker: And because not only am I in the true crime, but I'm also into the paranormal world. Ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. I'm into that paranormal side, voodoo, hoodoo, gucci, all that stuff. So he sent me this post. Check out my most recent post. And can you please explain it to me because nobody else can. So I was just responding back to his post. But anyways, sorry, what was the question?
Speaker: Well, now I'm more interested in what you are going to say. And I was going to say, how much more could just, it was a cage around the gray. It was, it was, it was a, it was a crate. It was a cage around the gray, like above, uh, above the K uh, it was a cage above the gray. Oh yeah. I've seen those. Yeah. It was, it was back in the day when they believed in vampires, you know, vampires couldn't get past iron. So they'd put, if they feared somebody was a vampire who put a cage around it.
Speaker: to keep them locked and into their. Yes, yes. I was just responding because everybody else was being weird. So, sorry. I was going to ask you, you know, your expertise was called upon.
Speaker: That's really interesting though. I love those fucking nitty gritty facts, but did you guys for? I Know a lot of like pointless facts did you guys for example know that a French? criminologist made the muck shot Alphonse DuPont And you know why those muck shots were made because of the earlobes That's why you always need to go to your side when you do a muck shot interesting
Speaker: You know did you know that giraffes are fruity times more likely to be hit by lightning
Speaker: Yeah, it is not that I know of but apparently No, that's why I would love to go to Europe and some of these like super old countries because of like the Every country is older than the United States. What are you talking about? That's what I'm into like I love that shit man like lady he's been live on Instagram and
Speaker: And she's like, here's this side of the street, and it's all modernized. And she's like, and here's this. And I'm like, Oh, I bet all those buildings are haunted as fuck. I want to go to those buildings. And I'm also an architectural nerd, because I've been in construction for like my entire life. So in like Europe, and over there, like all those countries and stuff like that, man, the architectural, man, architects, it's amazing. You know why we are called the Netherlands?
Speaker: Because what does nether mean it means flat we're flat we don't have any hills or whatsoever. Oh You know like no hills no The woman is a different different
Speaker: Like he's got hills. I mean, what? Seriously, I was going to like totally do that again. One's got little waves and one's got big waves. I got like way too much things to say. But anyways, like what I was going to say, do you know a band named full beat?
Speaker: Who is it? Fullbeat. How do you spell it? Oh, the full beat. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you're saying for B or B. Oh, no. They're like a Scandinavian band, but they're so good. Is it V .O .L. B? I put it in private chat. I got it. I got it. Yeah, we know. Volby. There it is. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Really good. Me too. But that was kind of like during the pinky blinders era, you know, the old pinky blinders. That's right, girl. Go ahead and put Connor to shame.
Speaker: Sorry, I don't know. I don't think he's, I don't think he's a kick in the teeth. It's nice to be fair. You know, like my ex and well, I guess multiple of Max's kind of brought me into a trauma of watching Highlander and I cannot afford a life of me. Jesus Christ. You know what I'm talking about, right? They're not all cutting their heads off over there and getting fucking lightning bolts after they decapitate each other, Frank.
Speaker: No, no, no. It's just me thinking that if I go to Scotland one time and I touch a stone that I apparently go to the, I don't know, fucking 1800s. Lady is a Viking, is a Celtic Viking warrior princess. She's more of a shield -made. Celtic Viking warrior princess. Celtic Viking came in my ass, but she's my pain in the ass. So you're saying... All right then, ref.
Speaker: She's Xena warrior princess. Steven, how can you talk for her? Dude, you're Irish. I missed what? What did you say there? Her people literally took over your country. I missed that last part. I need you. No, I ripped to my wrath. Jesus. Steven, go ahead, my man. No, I said, Leggy is more Xena warrior princess.
Speaker: Oh, Xena is, oh my God, that series was fucking awesome. I can't get into it. Yeah, but what was Xena supposed to be? Like, what was she supposed to be? Princess. She was a... She was a personality. Don't make things harder in the area. No, it's just the reason that Glick said Celtic Viking is because of the whole DNA thing that came back. That's why he said that.
Speaker: I would also like to say Lucy Lawless, she could be anything she wants to be, I'm just saying. Especially in that show. I just want y 'all to know I waited years, years to see what I've seen in Spartacus and I was thankful for what I've seen in Spartacus, I'm just saying.
Speaker: And if you've never watched Zena and you've never watched Spartacus, well, then I recommend you go watch both and watch Zena first and then watch Spartacus. And you'll know exactly what I'm talking about when it comes to Lucy Orliss. It was well worth the wait.
Speaker: What was that famous quarter? That sounds too much like a heterosexual male thing. I'm sorry. I like how Blix internet right now is talking about. It's not going to have the same effect on me. Because he's like three seconds behind on like his words and his fucking mouth. I was very impressionable young Glen in the 90s. And you know, I got a little bit of a thing for badass chicks, you know, chicks that kick ass.
Speaker: and and and zena kicked ass and i'm like hell yeah mag it's not just true he is he is really delayed and we when you speak in click you are really delayed there's something like have you ever watched nikita no but i play one of that coc suckers games motherfucker the original oh that oh that was good talking about but okay
Speaker: Yeah, I got it Jarvis You should watch Nikita Nikita is fucking awesome I've watched I've watched I've watched both. There's an American version American version
Speaker: Jeff is having way too much fun over there, right? And when he's done something he's particularly proud of, his eyes just a little bit wider, right? It's so funny. I just play. You can see when you've done something that you're proud of, your eyes go just a little bit like, look at me.
Speaker: We were just sitting there ignoring it as well, like, okay, next one, next one, next one. I think everyone's like, and here is Jeff and his natural habitat. Lucky, I just wonder, if you watch Harry Potter, do you feel like bored or? Why? Because it's like the things that surround me. Oh my god. I just wonder that.
Speaker: That's funny. I know that's why I was trying to explain that to the boys that it's like, you know, there's these sort of like things that are set up.
Speaker: like theme parks and stuff to go and see like Harry Potter world or whatever and it's like uh all I need to do is kind of walk down the street. Exactly like is that the normal street? Do you like stick up a middle finger when you see GK rolling? There are a lot of tourists come here because of the association with Harry Potter for sure. What about Harry Potter?
Speaker: Based off of where you're from, or like filming? It's been 15 years, she lives here and Hogwarts was actually based on her kid's school in Edinburgh. Fucking nerd. In Edinburgh? In Edinburgh, isn't that like a spooky thing that people gave you? Yeah, facts. It's supposed to be one of the most haunted cities in the world, allegedly. Unless you're the one drinking coffee, Jeff.
Speaker: Why are you drinking coffee pussy? I don't have anything in my house to drink right now because I just got back off the road and
Speaker: I'm only drinking tea because it's nearly 40m. I would normally be drinking coffee Scotland not from Columbia. That's Edinburgh. Yeah, that looks like Coburn Street Yeah
Speaker: It literally looks right out of the Harry Potter set. And then and then Victoria Street looks similar as well. She knows the streets and everything. I love here. I was born here. Actually, I was born about half a mile from where that street is. Rockley, I need to see that camera before I.
Speaker: Do I allow it, Glick? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on a second. This is this, I got this, this is me. Because if this fucks us over, I'm about to lose my fucking shit. Because that, first and foremost, that picture's funny as hell, and it can only be Rock Lee. If it's not Rock Lee, I'm about to lose my fucking shit. All right, everybody. Water on the edge or seats now here.
Speaker: That's why I got the button just in case. Just like your beard as well. Is that it? It's good. What's going to fix? That's Victoria Street. That one. Let's get a check.
Speaker: He looks like Isaac Hayes. I want to know why he's got a picture of Glick in his natural environment and his background.
Speaker: Okay. Hold on. We're good. We have a nice date there, sir. Yeah. What's up? Hang on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why would you be coming on here if you had things to do tonight? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, priorities. He obviously got stood up. I mean, he's dressed to impress.
Speaker: The reason he has that picture of me is because we're brothers. That's why. I feel like that picture could potentially dock you though, because I mean, you don't want people to know your natural environment, right?
Speaker: Rocky and I were on a fishing trip and he was like, hey, big bro, pose for the camera and I turned around and we got that picture. Got you. Where's this? You don't see the family resemblance between Rocklee and I? That's the bottom of Victoria Street from the grass market. That is just the bottom.
Speaker: You're right, that was just the bottom of it and it was kind of panning out above. That's actually actually part of the Harry Potter walking tour in Edinburgh. And see that spot that that foot was taken from. If you were to turn like a meter in that direction to your left,
Speaker: miles woman you're talking to americans no no jeff understands meters he's in mexico well i was going to say that's kilometers about meters if you were to turn to your left literally like half a meter the square where they used to hang people is right to the left hand side of that photo in the gas market and then it's right outside a pub called the last straw which is one of the smallest pubs in edinburgh and it's where they used to take people before they would hang them what's going on
Speaker: What I drink the last drink the last drop before they hung them. Yeah, nice. Oh, Connor does like I just I just want to ask one question Can I can't a mojo or whatever his name is the guy with the brick? K mag K mag I cannot help it but dude every single time you come on cam with like that You remind me of one of the guys from the Walking Dead Who?
Speaker: Because you're that green. I don't know why he's that green. There it is. Here's the last drop. He looks like one of the actors. He looks like a walker. He looks like a walker. Depending on which one you're. I love her so much. I love her so much.
Speaker: you know i think god gave me a sign to quit smoking after this is like my fifth lighter today god damn bud do you chain smoke or what i do i mean five lighters that's more than chain smoking at that point but those are five lighters that i found by somebody else
Speaker: Oh you stole them. I didn't steal them. They were honestly given to me. They were given to you because they were almost done and people knew they didn't have much life left in them. That's why they were given to you. I had the same lighter for four months.
Speaker: You know, I do it earlier in the show, but it is you guys are being nerds. And it is. Don't you put on. And Rockley is here. I want to do this because I know what you're doing now. I'm going to make tea. I'll be back in a minute. You guys are fucking nerds. We'll get you a cup of cup.
Speaker: Uh, Rock Lee is here currently. I went to do this earlier in the show. I was going to start to show out like this, but you know, it didn't happen. But you guys are talking about Harry Potter and I don't like, I don't know anything about Harry Potter. I know a little bit enough. I don't know if we're dangerous, but, uh, happy, uh, it is still, it is still may, may the fourth be with you. Star Wars nerds out here and Rock Lee is in the building. So I'm going to go ahead and drop this on you guys one time.
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: Darth Vader approved. Darth Vader approved. I like it. Yeah, dude. Oh, let me see that ring again, Jeff. Isn't that cool? That's good. Yeah, man. I got my doggy, too. Nice, man. Where'd you get that? I actually found it. It was the last one they had at one of the shops here that sells all these crazy rings. Like, I get all my stupid rings there.
Speaker: and it was the last Darth Vader they had they said they only ordered two and I got the last one and it cost 10 times more than any other ring there but I was like I got a fucking habit so it cost you 21 pesos got it no it was it was it was almost 30 bucks he was like
Speaker: my cheapest ring i think was was this one was my my ying yang and it was like 10 bucks no way did you change your Jarvis which version is Seamus Jarvis you really need to sit in another position my man otherwise it looks like you have bunny ears
Speaker: Yeah, it's the way your headphones are sitting. It's the headphones. Oh, yeah, it's my new headset. He's got a green screen behind him. Oh, yeah, it's his green screen. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys like mines, I got a photo of him fishing. We were fishing on the side to grab a photo of him. Why did you ban Africa?
Speaker: I didn't ban nobody because Africa was like spamming shit. I think you're okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I didn't see it. Yeah. I've been trying to get him to come. Don't worry. Click. I look at the comments. Don't worry. You're good. You're good, bro. I was just asking you, bro. Did you, you got to know what you get, man? Uh, the rig 700 pro.
Speaker: It's pretty much actually the same one my wife has because it's got the instead of the The regular plug -in it's got like the little doggle plug -in that you can plug into your computer now Yeah, okay, the doggos got to be like that fucking big
Speaker: I would always swear we're jacks though. If you have a good, a good, uh, headset, always go with jacks. Headphone jacks are way better always. I've had that problem in the past. I've been trying to get Emma to come up here all night. I don't think Emma likes us. Come on, Emma. Oh, Emma. Did she get you a new cuppa? I did. It's a little bit. I'm here when I saw her.
Speaker: was a noodle word I learned Wednesday night. We gotta get, like, sozzled one day. You know what I'm wondering? We're on here, sozzled. Sozzled. Who's gonna be sozzled? You. You. I don't get sozzled. Yeah, well, we gotta correct that. I've got too high a tolerance level.
Speaker: I don't You give Jeff a bottle of wine that motherfucker's done Pickle look my love I love the background by the way
Speaker: I bet you can see my voice click if you really try it. Like, I bet you can pull it off. Rick. Rick. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty.
Speaker: I have a question if if you smoke weed does it then say on weed or on air Yeah Dude Rick and Morty it's it's it's like it back to the future was in a
Speaker: Fucked up cartoon. Fucked up New Year's. Yeah. It's actually really funny. It cracks me up. If you're like family guy, then... It makes family guy look tame. Yeah, it does. There's something to say in the background. Is somebody laughing or crying?
Speaker: Shut them goddamn kids up. Oh, it's fine. Hold on. It's hard to tell if she's laughing or crying in the back. Laughing. Oh, it's OK, then. That's all right, then. I love you. Enjoy your kids. You just got home. Why are you in here with us and not hanging out with your fucking kids? Because he just got home and they're already annoying. I just got off the road for three days and they're already on my last fucking nurse room. If she's laughing in the background, don't tell her to stop. They're playing with the pupper dog. Laughing's good.
Speaker: So, oh, do you have any kids still laughing? She didn't listen to me because no one listens to them. Bro, I feel you. Do you have any kids? Oh, God, I've got kids for days. I do. I have three kids. And you know what? I say this a lot, but
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, no, I got, I have three kids with my ex -wife all with the same woman, but I've got focus in my kids. My kids are with me Monday through Friday and they are with their mom on the weekends. So yeah, I got three kick -ass kids. One of them, my oldest one, she's out tonight. They, her friends are throwing her a 19th birthday party. So I imagine. I imagine if they're anything like me, they're all probably
Speaker: I'm fucking proud because in America, this doesn't happen a whole lot.
Speaker: I have a 19 year old, a almost 15 year old and an almost 11 year old. And I got three pretty cool ass kids, man. You know, I enjoy my kids. I like my kids, but like I said, it's not very common here in America that a dad has full custody of their kids and I'm pretty proud of it. And it's not because their mom and I don't get along. That men ask for full custody of their kids. A lot of men do ask for it.
Speaker: pretty hammered at this point.
Speaker: If you look at statistics, in the cases where a man asks for custody 9 times out of 10 they get it.
Speaker: Well, you'd be surprised because a lot of times the court. I'm talking on the stats. I'm talking on the statistics. You don't argue with the stats. Depends what state you're in. Most men don't ask for full custody. That's the difference. Okay, hold on. You were asking on
Speaker: The statistics on men who ask for custody? Most men in a medical who ask for custody in a court case are granted it. Not all of them, but most of them. Well, I will say this. No statistics involved or no internet involved.
Speaker: In my case, it was, it was something that we, you know, we were no longer married, but we get along, we get along pretty well. We conversate very well. You know, when it came down to the kids coming to live with me, it was a conversation that we had and it was what was best for them.
Speaker: However, I did learn initially, initially when we split, it was not good. It was a little bit rocky in the beginning. And I learned where I happened to live at the time that it was a mother state. Unfortunately, most states in America are mother states. And no matter what they do, it is very hard for a father to get custody
Speaker: Let me get visitations, let alone custody. If a mother opposed, I have had multiple friends of mine who had receipts, documentations and everything else like that, that showed that the mother was unfit to have custody. And they spent thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dollars and fought court date after court date after court date. It is very hard. Yes. Um,
Speaker: There are dads out there that want to be a part of their kids' lives. But in America, what I've seen firsthand personally, and talking to other dads. Right, want to be a part of their lives isn't the same as asking for full custody. Well, and again, when I've seen people that I know and also talking to other dads when I was in that negative space in the beginning,
Speaker: And they fought to get the custody of their kids and stuff like that. It was a very uphill battle. They will get it eventually. But what's good about moms and dads is.
Speaker: a mom can ask for full custody and say they want full custody and the court will say yep granted when it comes to a dad it is a fight like i said before and i'm not i'm gonna get ratty because you know you know what but you know what my background is you know that i'm i'm not gonna just throw shit out there right it's a statistical fact first of all most men don't ask for custody most men don't ask for full custody that's a rarity
Speaker: Hold on, have you been to every single minute? That's twice you've told me to be quiet. Stop. My turn.
Speaker: most men don't ask for full custody they don't because it's assumed under the you know the system that we live in that most women will be the primary caregiver okay so most men do not ask for full custody they ask for joint custody but it's rare that men will ask for full custody and in the cases where men do ask for full custody nine times out of ten they're granted it they're not always granted it but the majority of men who ask for full custody are granted it and i'm talking about in the states
Speaker: They might that very well could be true, but the difference is what I'm saying otherwise. No, no, I'm saying not arguing with you, but the difference is.
Speaker: No one friends personally who's gone through it. When they asked me, it is an uphill battle, as opposed to what mom's at. Personally, myself, and this is what my ex -wife and I had for a very long time, I would love to join. I think joint custody is best for kids.
Speaker: Of course it is. Of course it absolutely is. Nobody's disputing that. I'm just saying that you're saying, you know, the reason I brought this up because you kept saying, especially in America, especially in America, and it's like, well, in America, if men absolutely doesn't do their generally favors. But they might be idiots, but it's a dog fight. It's a dog fight. You have a lot of states in America that are what they call mothers.
Speaker: So, and I learned this in Charleston because I went to get my kids one night. I'm not sure how many people are living like that. But I went to, we'll get my kids one night. Sorry, I had that. It came out, no disrespect, but I had it in the chat. But I went to it because their mom laughed and her boyfriend laughed and they were young at the time. They were very young and I was going to go get them.
Speaker: and bring them back to my house. And I didn't call 911 or anything like that. I just reached out to the local police department and I said, hey, this is the situation I wanna go get my kids. Will you guys come with me? And I had a police officer tell me, if you go get those kids and their mom calls us and they report them abducted or kidnapped, regardless of the situation, you're going to jail.
Speaker: And I'm like, yeah, but you guys know what's going on. And they're like, yeah, we can know everything. We, you know, he could be in there beating the hell out of them and then leave them alone and you go get them. But it's a mother state. We have a lot of states in America that are called mother states. So no matter what, it is an uphill battle. Yes. When you, if a man, if a man is willing to take that fight on and spend the money and take and go down that road, they will get custody. You are a hundred percent right. You are 100 % right.
Speaker: However, it's a lot easier for the mom to regain and hold on to custody than it is for men. You're 100 % right, yes. Nine times out of 10, when the dad takes that fight on, he's gonna get custody. And I'm very grateful for the relationship that I have with my ex -wife.
Speaker: I've put a link in the chat and the reason I've put that link in the chat is because I don't want to say dumbed down but it's broken down in very simplistic terms. Rather than sending in links to statistics and lengthy court documentation, I've put that link in because that person has
Speaker: Essentially a blog but what they've done is they've broken down all the figures for you in really fucking simplistic terms So there there are the statistics of how often? I just think that there's a real there's a real danger in constantly pushing this narrative that men are deprived custody of their children when
Speaker: Well then I have a story for you. For the most part when they ask for custody, but we live in a society where it's presumed that the mother, and that's what your bias is in court as well, it's presumed that the mother will be the primary caregiver, right? And it shouldn't be, but it is. So obviously that's where the bias comes from, but most men who ask for custody are granted custody.
Speaker: But it's a battle. And like I said, I'm very grateful. I'm very grateful for the relationship that my ex -wife and I have. And to be honest with you, Frank, I'm really not interested in your anecdote because what I've shown is not an anecdote. It's something that I have in my own personal life. Because I've just given you statistics.
Speaker: You can give me statistics, but those statistics are what I want to controversy. I'm not interested in your story. I'm not interested in your story. Okay. So you're interested in the entire country tonight about you, about yourself. I don't give a fuck about your story. Honestly.
Speaker: I've barely heard from Steven. I've barely heard from Connor. Alyssa can't get a word in edgewise. Nobody asking you can speak cause you like to fucking talk about yourself. I've heard enough. I'm not interested in your story. Okay. Thank you. Oh, this is very quiet in general. Uh, she has tried to speak. She's not being able to click. There's been a couple of times where she's been completely spoken over. I've, I've gained the voice. Everybody should get a crown.
Speaker: Like, to be honest, I'm not the kind of individual that can be taught quiet, so I'm just gonna talk anyways. Right, but yes, all you've done and you've been here is talk, talk, talk about yourself, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Okay. So I'm just gonna talk a little bit more about me. This is why I disagree with you. And that's cool, but I don't have to listen. I'll see you later, boys.
Speaker: Okay This pissed me to fuck off because she was wrong Very much wrong. I I have I have a child that I don't see anymore. I tried everything in my goddamn power This is it
Speaker: No, it really is but but you know I was trying to explain that I'm fine with it My my ex as a beautiful young child that I can't see anymore and I'm fine with it because it can get a great education What do I need to do? Do I need to bring it in into?
Speaker: distraught by being there in the in his life. I can't do that because I know from personal experience that structure works as a fucking charm. If I was speaking American, you know, yes. And like I said, ladies, one hundred percent right. One hundred percent. The statistics are right. If a dad asks for custody, they can get it.
Speaker: But this is where the statistics are skewed. And what they don't tell you is that it's an uphill battle. I've watched it happen. I've seen it personally more times than I would like to admit to. And it's a goddamn shame. I've watched dads who wanted to be a part of their kids' lives and go through this several year struggle. And so I left for me personally, and I know my story does not
Speaker: Not the same as everybody else. I walked away from everything I worked hard for. Great job. Great money. I had a nice house in a nice neighborhood where I wanted to live, where I wanted it to be. And I left it all to come back to this God forsaken state because I didn't want to be 12 hours away from my kids. I'm not your like.
Speaker: Unfortunately, and that's the thing in America, you hear more stories about dads who don't wanna be a part of their kids' lives than you hear about dads who wanna be in their kids' life. I left everything and I started from nothing. And Jeff knows this about me. Jeff has watched my come up. I literally started all over again like I was fucking 18. Shit job, shit apartment.
Speaker: everything. I did all that for my kids. She's 100 % right, yes. 90 % of the time, sometimes if a dad asks for custody, they will get custody. But what those stats don't tell you, what those numbers don't tell you, what the internet doesn't tell you is the fight that they go through. I've talked to dads. I have been there with them
Speaker: And it is a struggle. It is an uphill struggle. It is a fight. Now, I'm not going to be that guy. You know what? You don't want me to see my kids? Nah, fuck. You got me fucked up. I'm not just going to give up on my kids. I love my kids. I always wanted to be a dad. Jeff knows that about me. I'm going to do everything I can for my kids. I'm going to do everything that I need to do for my kids. I'm going to sacrifice everything I have to sacrifice for my kids.
Speaker: So yes, those dads, nine times out of 10, 90 % of the time, when they're willing to take that fight on 100%, they're going to get custody of their kids. That's what stats don't tell you. That's what statistics don't tell you. That's what the internet doesn't tell you is the struggle they had. I was solely speaking on
Speaker: but anyways I'm gonna leave since like he's told me to leave sorry to bother you guys
Speaker: you if you want to stay you can stay i didn't expect leggy to leave leggy didn't have to leave either and you know i'm sorry you know one thing those statistics won't say and i i can actually say this is when a guy isn't the biological father and fights his ass off to get a kid because that he that kid is his club we need leggy back her boyfriend's in the building
Speaker: You're good man, don't worry about it To be completely honest I had a really fun time with you guys But a fucking being beat off with that By me telling my own story while somebody doesn't apparently know who the fuck I am or what the fuck I do It pisses me off automatically
Speaker: But just from, I beat those statistics. That's what I do. That's what I do for a living. I showed you guys what my income is. That's what I do for a goddamn statistic. And it pisses me off if that thing gets discredited because it's fucking faulty. You cannot base it on an entire society based on statistics saying that only men would do that. Fuck off. Me, me, me, yeah, whatever.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: No need to fight folks. I just need popcorn. Dude, I haven't had fucking popcorn in months. No, I... No, wait, wait, wait. I'm kind of in, like, Frank's shoes, like, because I have it so I don't see, like, the bills straight up. And he is better off with his mom. Like, 100%. Like, because...
Speaker: You know, I work all the time. Like I was going to say, that's a work thing though. Yeah. I mean, but like to actually get custody of my kid or come back into his life. So I look at it like this when he's old enough. And if he wants to know who I am, he'll ask. That sounds stupid, right? But that is so right. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I mean, do I miss myself? Yes, I do. Well, yeah, trust me. Yeah, but you still love your kid, man. Yeah, I love him to death. We're like, my real father don't give a shit about me. God, like he's like going off in the, in the comments. I have literally no clue what happened, but I disagree with the statistic.
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Speaker: It's yeah, you're good. Don't worry shit happens. Yeah, I know and I don't try away from controversy, but this is this is something if you want to bring up statistics Well, I fall in that statistic. Am I not able to defend myself? No, you are I I get that and that's Anymore like, you know, I don't speak a lot but when I do I
Speaker: People laugh at me or calls me names. It's OK. Oh, I came. I got made fun of every fucking show. I don't want to fucking hear it. I mean, if I did really, I come on one show and I made fun of and oh.
Speaker: I love you. I love everybody. All right. All right. Like he didn't fair enough. Then I do apologize if it was my non -American statistic to not speak about that. Well, I mean, to be fair though, to be fair. No, no. Let's just keep it out that I think that is fair. I do apologize. If I'm going to America unless you're American.
Speaker: But but what I do is why why why make it then so toxic The internet and stats are miscued because they don't tell you how hard you know, and and and I'm not saying
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: or a mother can simply go into a courthouse in America and say, he's a shitbag dad, and the courts are gonna go, yep, you're a shitbag dad. Even though they've been paying child support, even though they've been paying healthcare, even though they've been financially supporting their kids on top of child support since they split, on top of the fact that the mom doesn't work and the reason she doesn't work is because she's living off of child support. That's why she wants more because she lives an extravagant life.
Speaker: That's the thing. Like those stats are not going to tell you those things unless you're here watching it, seeing it, knowing it firsthand. That's the thing, man. And that's why I said, I'm very grateful for the relationship that I have with my ex -wife because we didn't have to go down that road. I didn't have to spend thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dollars that I don't have to prove her unfit.
Speaker: Did you guys hear about that? A Kentucky case about the two females. And I'm a dad. I want, I don't want to be a part of my kids is like, I want to make sure my kids have the best life possible. You do want to be a part of your life.
Speaker: There's a difference. I could be weekend dad. I could be every other weekend dad. I could be that guy. That's all I was trying to say. That's all I was trying to say. I don't know if lady's mad at me, you know, uh, you know, but she's mad at me. And that's why I said specifically for America. I don't know how these issues work. No, no, I don't have, apparently you're saying that and that is all right. She has a point that I hear that way too often. Then people usually call me a Nazi.
Speaker: It's also good. That's all I'm saying. Like the stats can say one thing and I'm not disagreeing with Leah. Yes. 100%. The dads who fight, the dads who fight for it, they get it. Well, there's also the dads. What you don't understand and what the staff telling you what the internet is not telling you is how hard it is.
Speaker: And that's why I said specifically America. Yeah, here it's a whole different story. I challenge any divorced dad out there, walk into the court and tell that judge you want full custody. I challenge you. Not only do I challenge you, but I dare you to do it.
Speaker: go to my dad my dad will be the first one to tell you even though it was the 90s even to try and get custody of me he had to have my real father who was not going to give up his rights even though he never wanted to see me because he was going to get a tax break oh hold on can you can you rephrase that your real dad asked your real dad oh sorry my my
Speaker: my real father would not give me up so my dad who is my brother's biological father wanted to adopt me but because my real father Ernie would not give up his rights because he would get a tax break on that if he kept me as his quote -unquote son even though he never wanted
Speaker: Yeah, it's called a dependent. But he wouldn't let my brother's dad adopt me. And that's why I'll be the first one to say, there's certain situations for everyone. And that's where that's where the court system is. And none of these situations and statistics and all that are 100 % the same.
Speaker: Also go into the fact that you could lose custody because the judges having a bad day. Yeah You know and you know, like let me tell you this I don't want to make it all about me You literally said we asked you questions all night because you are a guest on this show and
Speaker: Thank you. Because we wanted to make you feel welcome on our show. So, Luggie, please listen and please heed my call on this one. When me and my ex met a couple of years ago, we had fertility problems. I actually really wanted a child and
Speaker: Um, she was having difficulty with that, or I was having also difficulties apparently at that point, because I didn't know what side was the problem. Um, so we both went to the doctor, both did our best to get tested. And, uh, fortunately, uh, with my seeds, there was nothing going on. Um.
Speaker: And that can be a big ass, a bad ass about it and say it was class A because apparently they class it. And you know, kind of that made me smile because I feel like a real gentleman, you know, that I class A sperm. I didn't know that they freaking classified that. But my ex, she had fertility problems because her ex wouldn't grow enough.
Speaker: So she needed to go on these hormone pills. I can't really remember what they were, but she first had a spiral implanted against pregnancy, against her period. Ladies have no more experience in that, but it's something that they like pull out and your entire cycle needs to
Speaker: kind of acclimate again, I guess. So that kind of like prevented us from like doing it on the right day, right date. And trust me, if there's something I love about my exes that we have sex all the time. But it just didn't. Apparently we didn't do it.
Speaker: right or whatever. Apparently I read the kama sutra upside down. I was gonna say, did you get the right instruction booklet? But anyways, I got a movie. I'll show you. But anyways, some something was wrong. Damn it. I get it. I can see the humor in it too. But when we when we broke up, while I knew that she was pregnant,
Speaker: I did everything in my power. I went with her to the first echo, to the second echo, and to the third echo, there was no more me. It was only her. Well, I was the one that would like, I was freaking pregnant with her folks. I would tell her not to eat this, not to eat that. I was getting fat like a motherfucker.
Speaker: No, I swear to God, I'm a fan dude. I mean, I like my beers, but I would leave everything for that. And that was the most beautiful moment in my life. But we broke up and I fought by myself. You know what? I have nothing to offer. At that point, because I was totally on myself, I didn't have anything. She had a house. So I rather, I rather,
Speaker: The baby was still unborn, right? So we're still in fertility. I chose, I chose that it would be better off if she took care of it than I was in her life because I'm a fucked up individual anyways. That's why I'm good at true crime. Cause I understand certain individuals that cannot be understood.
Speaker: And that's not an excuse. Does that make me a bad father? I don't know because I never got the chance to, even though I really wished that I had that chance. So that is why I wanted to reply. I was nothing in disrespected. Not good. You know, like my, uh, my ex when, when her and I got pregnant, uh,
Speaker: We got to one little bit of the argument and she left the town and moved to Mexico city. The, one of the largest cities in the country, the largest city in the country. And like deleted her Facebook, all that stuff. And there was no real social media back then. So I haven't, I haven't gotten to see my daughter once.
Speaker: No, I need to do it with, um, sounds really pretty, but it's not, um, I'm happy to see my son happy. I agree with that. Sounds really absurd, but you know what I'm a, I'm a fucked up individual. So maybe it's better off that way. I think we all are in our own way.
Speaker: Yeah, no one's perfect man. I mean hell listen you want to listen for yourself Steven. I'm perfect Nobody found me I found my way back to the house
Speaker: I don't know why Jeff but like all I could think of is like you doing a military crawl being like you're not no I literally I literally went over here took a piss and then came over here and just slowly laid down next to the car little nap and I get but the funny thing is and I was telling Chris this I could hear you fuckers my headphones were you know I keep my headphones up whole blast I could hear you fuckers all night and I was like
Speaker: I got a meme for this I could I can I can hear voices I couldn't exactly hear what you guys were saying I was but I was like commenting I was like huh funny what happened to Clemente
Speaker: so so so so we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna cleanse our pallets we're gonna take a real quick operate um we're gonna come back and we're gonna get back to having fun not being so soon
Speaker: Tommy used to work on the docks. He's down as his luck. Just don't be like Tommy. That's right. Yeah, but No, no, exactly Gina works the diner all day.
Speaker: She's working for the man and she's down to pay. How the fuck can Gina pay her husband if she's working all day? It doesn't make sense. My fucking arm is gone.
Speaker: We're going to take a real quick break. We're going to take a real quick break. I'm going to do some more Blacktop Mojo
Speaker: Oh, hold on. Rock stay like that. I'm going to screenshot this because it looks like you're wearing a cowboy hat. Jeff, you brought it up, Jeff. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. This is Blacktop Mojo's reimagination of the temptations, my girl.
Speaker: Oh, by the way, rock, I don't know you, but when I see funny shit, I like to speak. I'll do it all day long, man. You're good. Make sure you guys check out blacktop Mojo, wherever you stream music and on all social media at blacktop. Oh, Joe, go show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you and Emma, I expect you to pop up on here on camera when we come back. Yeah, Emma. Yeah, Emma.
Speaker: Yeah. I literally just had it. Way to be that guy. I dropped the ball. So you said you like the screenshot funny things. How many of them do you got a Glick? I got it right here. Yeah.
Speaker: Ain't no sunshine, it's a cloud away And when it's coming outside, nobody's there for me I guess you'll see what can make me feel this way
Speaker: Talkin' about my world. Listen, don't call me honey. That seems like a man.
Speaker: I guess you say what can make me feel this way, my girl
Speaker: She took all my money And gave it back my name And she loved me all alone And stabbed me in the eye
Speaker: Margot Margot Margot Margot
Speaker: My girl My girl
Speaker: he doesn't realize he's muted
Speaker: We're gonna, we're gonna, we got an hour and a half of fun stuff, good stuff, laughing, jokes, dick jokes, all that fun stuff.
Speaker: No disrespect, Frank, but make sure you guys check out all the social medias. Check out all the shows. Monday's men caring for men. Tuesdays is Jeff garage. Wednesday is what the fuck news. Thursday is talking shit. Friday is Glick's house and music. Saturday is nonsensical nonsense with the open door challenge. And then we end the week with the Jarvis podcast. He's doing television and movie reviews. And probably that was the line. Uh,
Speaker: So that was the one. But make sure you guys give us a follow. Check out all the social medias. We are on Facebook, Instagram, Tiktok and X. You can watch all the shows live on YouTube and you can listen anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts.
Speaker: All at nonsensical nonsense. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The nonsensical network. Jump on over to bio dot link slash the nonsensical nonsense network. Bring more beer. Oh, darling slash the nonsensical nonsense or the nonsensical network. All the all the shows are there.
Speaker: So that was a week. That was a line tonight for Frank. Like me just trying to. Well, I think he's coming back. I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going
Speaker: Yeah. Rocky can't get tattooed. Thank you. Rocky can't get tattooed. Doesn't work. They just blend in. They just blend in. We got a link right there in the chat. You can come up here and hang out with us. Yeah. Oh, no. Definitely not a night. Trust me. Hi, Nikki. What a woman. What a woman. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I still have $9 .00. Oh my gosh, I have cards. $9 .00 for the boys. You got a six packs of these? No, I got the big ones. I got your moldier goes or humid or days.
Speaker: my ill human doors. Yeah, I think I'm fucking to my home side. I'm drinking all the tequila things. He's got fake curly hair. Hi, Nikki. Hi. What is your. I know. I don't know. Do you work as a nurse? No, she is not a nurse. I was just wondering, does that color seem familiar? Actually, I'm not going to. She's going to what? Oh, no.
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Speaker: Oh, by the way, I was made the first. He's an American midget. Jeff's Mexican. Oh, what are you talking about? All right. We're just going to mute him for right now. Don't you do it, bitch.
Speaker: I got the fucking button too motherfucker Jeff and Don't you do that rid of Rock Lee? For those who don't know it recognizes Mexico's victory over the I believe it's the second French Empire led by Napoleon the I Thought I was Waterloo, but hey
Speaker: No. I'm trying to have him back to the show. This crybaby bitch is like, no, I don't want to be on the show anymore. That's because this woman's getting naked. The Long Island. I said I didn't get anything from the kids. Sounds like the champ is being mature. Being a whip. Either Jeff or Glick, how do I?
Speaker: How can I directly contact you guys? You have like Facebook or? Email the email we got. Well, we have the nonsensical network, Facebook page, the YouTube page. I mean, we're we got everything. We tick tock the whole line. And there's the email at the bottom and email. And I have four more fucking days of training. I know I can contact you guys via that. Hey, someone had Rock Lee back. Is he down? Yeah. Oh, shit. Well done.
Speaker: don't worry you just remove the Sasquatchian brothers from the chat I removed one person I did not remove you rock I was just like what did I do
Speaker: You're guilty by association buddy! Sorry the Marwak in my head, I forgot who was who. We look the same. Frank, I just want to subscribe to your YouTube.
Speaker: I got a lot to catch up on though. You got a lot of interviews on there. Trust me, that is my new channel. You have no clue about my old channel. Oh man, really? How many videos would you say? Let me see my old channel out of 4k and those were not bought. 4k. I had the most brilliant interviews on there. All two crime related.
Speaker: Yeah. And I talked to them. I'm not like commercial. Well, I don't. It's a podcast like really it's in like a podcast for okay. Yeah. I'm definitely I'll go and check you out man. Well, I'm kind of too crime oriented.
Speaker: I mean I'm the guy that casually watches like the first 48 and stuff like that you know like I'm that guy who's watching on TV and watch them catch him or not catch him
Speaker: Or the ones where it's like, you know, you'd have this guy and this crime was committed like 20 years ago or 30 years ago. And then you catch the guy or somebody just takes it upon themselves to open up the case again. And then they go after it like that, but not like a diehard fan or anything like that. It's, it's varies from, you know, what kind of crime it was. Most of them are murder, like mysteries and stuff like that. So like cold cases, that is what, that's what I covered too.
Speaker: Yeah. So it'll be cool to, it'll be cool to check that out. I'm looking forward to it. You know, um, when I covered, uh, Delphi before, uh, when you, uh, I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with the Delphi case, really weird case in Indiana.
Speaker: before a gentleman got arrested in 2021. This happened in 2017. I talked to a gentleman that openly spoke to me in 2016. And I did an entire interview with him. Most amazing interview that I ever did. Thank you for what? What did I do? If you followed the Frank's channel. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: But that is, that is, well, not only that, I also interviewed a gentleman that saw two dead girls bodies the same day. Let me see. Also in six years, I talked to two individuals in six years that nobody else was able to talk to. That's cool. Okay. Uh,
Speaker: Keep this a secret. I'm going to tell you guys something. Hey, wait, wait. This is a live show, dude. OK, if you can stay and tell like we're off, then tell us the secret. Yeah, we're good. Not really one, two, one. No, I just put it in the private chat. Yeah. Oh, you're part of Squatian too, aren't you Jarvis? Look at you. Chime in. Come on. You mimicked my words to a T.
Speaker: I have moments. Few and far between, but he does. I was going to say, few and far between. Mrs. Jarvis, me and the regular Jarvis look the same, and you can tell. Me and the regular Jarvis. Did you go back and find an irregular me, or were you in the
Speaker: Whatever metaverse or whatever the fuck I was in the metaverse and bought some skins. I like this one I really can't I really can't on private chat early can't well, that's cool, bro. I
Speaker: That's all right. Like what is? I have information that has kind of blow up my channel again. I did it before, I did it multiple times, but you know, I talked to a lot of family members and if this individual is going to send me what I think they are going to send, I do actually forensic analyzing too. Hell yeah. Like lab stuff?
Speaker: Not lab stuff, I do actual forensic video analyzing, I do bosspad analyzing just by this year. I don't have any title. I don't have any title, but... You wanna play a game, Jarvis? No. You wanna play a game, Jarvis? You wanna play a fucking game with me, Jarvis? You wanna play a fun little game? No, no, no, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, don't do it, man. Don't let the Sasquatch in, come on, I saw you.
Speaker: I don't know. Uh Frank, I would love to to to hear your thoughts though. It's okay. I understand the skepticism which is fine. I got it all the time. Jarvis is gone. Jarvis is
Speaker: You guys are making me dizzy with all this up and down. I'm going to throw up. Truce, motherfucker. Truce.
Speaker: Oh, I'm not serious. Shit. I'm so confused. I don't know what's going on. Do you want me to say that or fuck? I'm going to turn it away. Dude, you just made Broccoli bounce. Broccoli's hurt a little bit. Why do I keep getting picked? Like, why? This is on the call. Connor's on the call. Why do I keep getting removed? I think we all know why.
Speaker: I have the answer. I have the answer. Jeff, I don't want to hear the answer, man. I don't want to hear the answer, Jeff. I have the answer. It's Cotter's cat. So great if the cat had the paw. Oh, they got that one too, but I was like, oh, too much. Yeah.
Speaker: They have a, like if you put in, if you go into meme generator and put in Hitler's cat, there's a bunch. And I was like, gee. Do they have one where you could put like the subtitles in the CAD, like a bubble and all that? No. Damn it. Wait, what are Frank's? Hey, I used what's called image flip. Did you guys kick him too? No, Frank just left. I think he had no.
Speaker: All right. He was on the phone there for a second. Yeah. Yeah. He was on the phone. Oh, OK. Cheese, bacon, lettuce. They did you paid attention. You can toss them honey mustard, but I brought you an extra. You're too busy fucking with each other. Well, we didn't care what you guys were doing. We were doing our own thing. It's Sasquatch hunting season, bitch. Yeah, but I'm not for Sasquatch. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Speaker: My hands are right here. They're somewhere. Proges. Yeah. But then yesterday I discovered I have a bag of crinkle cup fries. Yes. So I bought me a thing out of a box of the Walmart sliders. I was like, hey dude. So bad.
Speaker: I knew if I wasn't you, if I wasn't you, I can jump up and dance a fucking jig. Can you? No. Yeah, pretty much. Not only can I dance with you, but I can be like Rocky and I can run up a flight of stairs, pervert, pervert, and drag yourself somewhere else. Like, yeah.
Speaker: I was waiting for somebody to say that. You know what? I might be fat, but at least my legs worked, you crippled piece of shit. Fuck you!
Speaker: Long time ago.
Speaker: Oh, that's right. You weren't in here when that was first unveiled. Yeah, I have my meme generator up and running. You're such a douche Jeff. Yeah.
Speaker: how did you get the oh man let me see oh i make i make things on the fly too i have like nine apps up and ready to go before each episode i gotta say this one is your best by far tonight thank you thank you rockets in your okay cool thanks oh good god yeah me and glick had a battle off to see who was gonna be
Speaker: The show has been wild, a wild show. You're going to be pulled off? What you said? That's an amazing new cartoon image. Yeah. I like I said, I use like four or five different apps to play with. Why you guys are. Here we go again. I might take that power away from you, right? I don't know why you gave it to me. I was just like, oh, OK. You did your fucking show.
Speaker: Okay. So you could do your show and I didn't have to fucking babysit you. Man, is Jarvis podcast really worth having on here if we give Jarvis that much power? Probably not. I think if we took a straw poll on that one, I think everyone would vote affirmatively no.
Speaker: You know, I'm gonna you know, I will I will vote yes for you Jarvis. Yes Even though you keep fucked with me of all people you keep fucking with me today I've been eating of a dead horse of how me and Jeff had this big rivalry over one fucking night I mean That Stevens voice really makes you want to contemplate unaliving myself
Speaker: We can kind of have like a reenactment of 12 angry women. Wednesday night pretty much proved that point. You almost murdered Jeff Wednesday night. He almost died of alcohol poisoning because of you. It just pops in. What are you guys talking about?
Speaker: I'm getting going for a lot of shit, so this is me. No, Frank, Frank, it wasn't you. Send that to me, Jeff. I'm going to give that to my wife just because she's going to have it printed in frame as like a dream picture. Connor. What?
Speaker: her. I want everybody to shut up. We're going to do a review and why Connor hates his wife. Would you explain to my I do not hate my wife. I love her more than almost everything else. She's needy and she's overbearing. I'm going to say that about Glick. You think that about me? Nope. We also learned tonight that she's got
Speaker: horrendous fucking teeth i know who has the pants on in the house though definitely not blake yeah definitely not the one who fucking crawls up the stairs on his hands and knees good fucking call frank
Speaker: I'm really sorry, but this got impregnated into my head because of these folks. I totally do not take responsibility of anything I said. These people are like Jehovah witnesses.
Speaker: this is from this is from the babes mouth. Connor said it on the show and I and I said, I wouldn't go that far, Emma. I wouldn't go that far. Alright, the rest of us are awesome. Jarvis is just Jarvis. Much like Pearl Van said, better man.
Speaker: What are you going on about? Yeah, nobody heard you. Nobody heard you like 12 minutes ago. Jeff, if I if I mute a certain person's mic, do I get diplomatic immunity? No. Not even remotely, dude. No, man, I don't like the way Glitch has drugged his beard in a way. He's like, yeah, go ahead and do it.
Speaker: I feel like Nicky's going to jump in there and be like, look what you did to my husband, you bastard. I'm going to eat some food because I just remembered I haven't eaten all day. I'll be right back. I'm sorry, not anymore. Get that you haven't eaten. I do have a time. Yeah, I usually only ever eat once a day.
Speaker: And if I don't eat all day, it's no big deal. But then I get hungry. And it's like, oh, fuck, I haven't eaten all day. I just don't eat. You can have like fucking Taco Tuesdays when it's Monday. What are you talking about? You live in Mexico. That's true. That's got you there. Every day's Taco Tuesday here. This motherfucker lives in Mexico and still. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Any Mexican I've ever seen in their life. Oh, I mean, I make shit tons of spaghetti at a time. All right. Go eat, man.
Speaker: We don't need you wasting away. Jeff, I got a very important question for you. Sure. When does your show come on in the week? 7 Eastern on Tuesday. OK, OK. I need to take that down because I've been trying to pop it into everybody's and it's kind of hard to keep track. No, no, no problem. Are you going to put it into your story? No.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: and come down.
Speaker: I am. I am the sweetest man on the planet. Come Frank, Frank, make this different. They're lying. Frank, listen, who do you think? Like, it's it's got to be me, right? Like, I'm definitely the guy that runs the show. I came up with nonsense. Same, dude. Same. It kind of looks like you, though, dude, without the beard.
Speaker: I'm teasing you, by the way, Frank. Yeah, it's Glick and a Glick Jeff and Steven. No, no, no, no, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: Oh, here we fucking go, bro. Here we go. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm out. Thank you. I'm going to be the savior of this fucking podcast. No more. No more. Good job, Jarvis. You use your power for good. That was great. Build some coffee, bro.
Speaker: I was just, I was just really wondering. And to be honest, I usually intuition. Um, I am the, I am the creator. Lick is gay. If that's what you're wondering. Yes. It's more. I am the creator of this bullshit and the creator of this nonsense. However, the OG co -founder.
Speaker: is Jeff. We created this, we have grown this, I have grown this, and it has turned into what it has turned into thanks to the two of us. It's like 95, five, actually, you know what? Let me give Jeff a little bit more credit. It's like 90, 10%. I'm the 90, he's the 10%. However, I will give Jeff credit since he started his new show.
Speaker: he's all in on the network no it's either singo de drinko or drinko de miles just replace the ring with a donut
Speaker: You know, just let you know, I'm also the greatest podcast host of all time. And that's why I'm the champ and, and, and the belt forward self -proclaimed self -proclaimed claim. Well, I want to offer you all something.
Speaker: I am the Cody Rhodes of podcasting. Hold on. Frank's talking. Right. Frank. Yeah. Go ahead, Frank. I want to I want to ask everybody something. You see, I was pretty successful one. They all want to be completely honest. See, the content that I produce is pretty serious, right? Right. But besides that,
Speaker: Um, there always needs to be something that needs to be relieved, like bleeding content. Like you guys do. And I really, I really believe that you guys can, uh, can do some awesome work. And I think I can help in that because usually, and during the weekends, I mean, it's not like 24 seven crime, but I also don't bullshit around.
Speaker: And the thing is that a lot of people don't consider me successful. I mean, that's fine. And you should see African people. I can't, but the thing is, is that, um, I do a lot of investigation work myself. I do not consider any single podcast or, uh, that brings in the false narrative or whatever. Um,
Speaker: Like my friend or whatsoever, but this is the only podcast that I have been to that I felt welcome in. Um, so I'm going to help you guys out. Oh, it looks like drunk. He's getting drunk tonight. Aren't we, Lissa? Oh, this is getting drunk tonight. Ben.
Speaker: Yeah. This podcast. Oh, God. She's going to be the next Jeff, except she's going to be passed out to the damn radiator on the wall. Yeah. Frank, do you want to elaborate on that? Just a tad bit. Like when you say you want to help out, like what do you got? Do it. And all the and all the time. I can mute him. Holy fucking shit. Thank you. And all the.
Speaker: Uh, see in that in the true community, the algorithm works like this. If you bring more entertainment, apparently they think that is that really constructive and one certain people collaborated with each other to get more recommended. Okay, so it all depends on how you guys want to proceed it or how you guys want to do it.
Speaker: But I believe that Jeff and Jeff already have a perception on how they are wanting to refill this podcast. And that is fine. I totally respect that. And that's like freaking amazing because how do you receive your audience is already pretty amazing. And the more audience you get,
Speaker: The more perception there is on, for example, for me, if I cover cases,
Speaker: And that's how it works. Right conversation for Jeff and everybody off, uh, off camera, of course. I, I don't know. I think that's a, that's a great thing. They're two separate things. When I, when I think of them, it's like oranges and pizza. Cause they're very comedic most of the time. So we add that in with, you know, I don't know, it could work. It's like pineapple. Some people don't like it. Some people do exactly how it works. Yeah.
Speaker: Glick is still muted. Good. Yeah. Because I showed you guys something that I never show. Yeah. Well, you said, you know, the whole point of this show is we don't sugarcoat anything. We just try to be real and, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, there are a little bit of we do act like characters sometimes, you know, not everything we say is true, but, you know, that is the most important thing. And that's generosity. That's way much lack of YouTube. Connor's not actually crippled, but, you know, he does kind of look like that. I'm not even mad that I'm lowest.
Speaker: oh trust me I was trying to find a Meg but they didn't have it
Speaker: I guess that's why I came on because I don't know you guys are really Genuine your guys are really and you guys should be proud of yourself. Never jade. Please do not change. Oh, we
Speaker: We will we will I guarantee that Because we're giant children We're just giant children, you know I'm gonna be real honest here. I'm not shy of the money that I make a Lot of people think that I'm being bought because of political reasons I should you guys my go for my go fund me my buy me a coffee in total I think I got
Speaker: my highest donation was 3k that I got. Yeah, but I mean, if you don't mind, Frank, I can go ahead and let everybody know the number. So it doesn't sound like you're somebody up. It was 12 ,000 euros, boys. And then it is in 90 days. I mean, that's Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, in US, that's almost like 14 grand. Oh, I can. I don't know what the I have to
Speaker: do the math on it, but whatever. But you have to question. Oh, I'm not doing the math. Don't, don't, don't. I was gonna say, Lord, help us all.
Speaker: Just for that, just for that, Connor, yeah, you're getting the butt into this joke too. Steven, you should be proud. I've actually been, I've been a little bit of a punching bag tonight. Oh yeah, he has. Wow. One show. This kind of is a day off for you. Oh boy. Okay. Let's give Connor a round of applause for one show. He's been the punching bag.
Speaker: Oh, well, I'm getting you both on this one. So. Oh, God. Yes, I feel like Jarvis's head is going to be on something pushing Connor down some stairs. No, no, no. I was Lois pushing Connor. Either that or it's going to be Connor running over loading. Give me a second. Take him forever. There it is. But see that.
Speaker: I mean it's because they are. Directly from the mouth of babes. Or children, however you want to be. Were you going to think that I was going to say you're not? You know what you guys reminded me of? You guys reminded me of Dude Perfect and I love that show.
Speaker: That's why we should call it dude
Speaker: I'm gonna make a one in a million shot guys shoots the neighborhood kid across the street with a 30 -30 like oh shit I missed a is what I can do you'd be amazed what I can do with a 30 -30 right
Speaker: Connor and I were talking the other day about what I used to do But just just imagine you know those guys from What's it called? They do like adventures and that kind of stuff to dive into shit fuck. Oh you like
Speaker: I know what you're talking about. No, no, no. Those guys like, uh, do deep, uh, deep diving into shit and, uh, we'll like a scuba diver stuff on what wall adventures. I think it is. Yeah. Yeah. I'm freaking aquaphobe. I hate water. I love the water. This is why I need you, my man. So you can drown instead of me.
Speaker: It's kind of hard for me to drown. I swim like a goddamn fish. How else do you think you got to Mexico? Land? You can fly in here too. I'm just saying. We do have an airport in Cancun. Okay, so let me kind of explain what I do in this entirety. What I do is I do a lot of
Speaker: solo investigations, uh, and sense of either prosecution defense, you name it. I got a contact about a lot of family members. And for me, it's like really soothing. If I can't research all day, my mind kind of goes like really depressing and I want to kind of go hang myself. That one was too easy. Oh, bring it back up.
Speaker: Are you gonna screenshot it? Yeah. I could've just sent it to you, dude. Well, just send it to me then. I was gonna say, I have all these saved. It's not like, oh well. I'm gonna make it in my fucking background. No, I, on this meme generator, I put in Family Guy and I got some good, I got one for Rock, but I can't, I can't pull the trigger on it. It's just, it's too racist. It's just too much.
Speaker: do Jeff Jeff good with with all the graphics stuff and then he starts doing things that are slightly. Maybe that's where I should stop. Wait, that was the line. Oh, no, the line. The line is it's a family guy. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it's a family guy times.
Speaker: uh some of these i'm just like oh no can't do that uh oh i just realized where'd frank go yeah i think he bounced that was getting interesting she's
Speaker: I'm just, I just, I mean. Gentlemen, I'm putting something in the private chat. Tell me if it's too racist to actually play with. Yes, the answer is yes. If you have to ask, the answer is yes. But check it out. Oh, you fucker.
Speaker: I had to show it, but I can't show it on the screen. Because I'm like, yeah, that's a good cancelization right there, boys. Let me tell you. That was that was pretty good, though. Oh, shit. I did find a perfect representation of how Glick does Friday night shows. Would you guys do the Rocky?
Speaker: i don't know he said he was coming back yeah oh did he yeah yeah frank i think just decided that enough was enough that's how most everybody it only took five hours yeah the poor guy i found a i found a view of glick's house of music
Speaker: You actually that you know, I've I gotta say you're you're normally terrible at impressions and
Speaker: but I'm not mad at that. I can't do a Peter impression. I just was like, you know, my, in my head, it sounded really good. It was like, if you would have tried though, you would have failed miserably. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like walking impersonation, walking is great.
Speaker: Oh, what are you talking about? Please give us. I don't know what you're talking about. There it is. Give us your one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker: You're talking about you're talking about guy out wrong. See, I mean, I never take me alive. You know, one day we're going to get famous. People are gonna be like, why are these assholes famous?
Speaker: I feel like that's already coming on right now. We're not famous. We're infamous. Yeah, we're infamous. We're in Hong Kong. There are people who are incredibly jealous of us because we have a good time. We have fun. I'm still mad because Emma wouldn't come up and hang out with us tonight, but that's OK. I'm mildly upset. I mean, do you blame her? That's got it.
Speaker: I mean, kind of packed. I'm just saying, I need more cowbell, see? Yeah. See, you saw the picture, you hear the voice, and you instantly go. No, it's not even close. Obviously.
Speaker: Give us that again. Give us a Jeff Goldblum, Jeff. Oh, I can't do Jeff Goldblum. That dude, that dude is a hard player. Just do the same accent. You do the same accent, but you slow it down with pauses. Yeah, I would pause there. See, there's dinosaurs and you have problems back in the life. See?
Speaker: I'm talking to my dinosaurs all along, Steve. Well, I feel like that was a spot on Jeff Colbulu. Like the cadence was spot on for Jeff Colbulu. It was, the cadence. Yeah, the cadence, not the voice. Hey, hey, hey, Glick. Hey, Jarvis. You're fired! Jarvis, finally!
Speaker: Alyssa, you're hired. Jarvis, you're out. Jarvis! You had a good run, buddy. It only took me, you know, making Jeff almost, you know. I was in zero danger, buddy. I'm telling you. I know. I'm saying, see?
Speaker: OK, it wasn't me that was worried about Jeff. It was the people in the comments that were like, oh, my God, Jarvis crossed the line. I'm so sorry. I can't believe that I made a mistake and and Jeff is dead now because I mean, I'm like, what's the scenario? We got kidnapped by the cartel. I'll say that he's fine. He's literally asleep next to the car. He's fine.
Speaker: Unless the cartel came and kidnapped him, he's fine. Jeff was making that cartel to kidnap him. Cartel wouldn't get shit. And take him and chop him into pieces. How great would that story been for tonight's show? It's a win. Well, are we Mormon?
Speaker: What? Does he look like a fucking morgan? He's got a Miller Lite. Jarvis, meet my mic, please. I'm about to start beating my wife, is what it sounds like. He knows better.
Speaker: I got 20 bucks on Nikki. I got 20 bucks on Nikki. I'll take that action. It makes so much more sense now, Glick was being beaten by the other two first. Yeah. He seems to be some sort of pattern here, I'm gonna say. You should un -get him just so we can hear what he's yelling about. I fucked up.
Speaker: Well, I'm nosy. Leave me alone. Connor's the one person with the fucking binoculars looking out the window. Yeah. What's the actor's name? What's that fucking movie? The original. Not Disturbia with Shia LaBeouf. What was the original? With Jimmy Stewart. Oh, um.
Speaker: I can't remember the name of that movie. Yeah, I can either, but I always wanted to do a review on it. Secret. It's a good movie. Not Secret Window, was it? No. No. Jimmy Stewart. Was it Jimmy Stewart? It might have been. The guy was in a wheelchair the whole movie. I know. That's what I was going to say. We could get Connor to do it. It was called Rear Window. Rear Window. I was close.
Speaker: Hey, do you want this last piece? No, I still have one. Okay. Oh, it sounds so fucking good right now. Fucking brownies. And they are the best. I was gonna say our fat asses ate the whole pan in one day. I found a picture from the future of Connor and Nikki.
Speaker: That's from the movie rear window that's Jimmy Stewart in a wheelchair Well, fuck you guys I'm going home Hey guys, I'm going home. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye I Love soft park. I just don't watch it It's definitely one of those shows that I
Speaker: the clips are better than the actual chill yeah you know it's it's like it was funny when it first came out and i'm you know i'm sure it's still funny now but like you gotta get through all the bullshit to get to the funny part i'm like yeah i don't care jeff at the beginning of south park jeff five minutes five seconds into south park
Speaker: Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward. Like I am, I've become lately terrible about that. I started to watch a minute work today and I've done this for like four or five movies lately. I'll start the movie. Go. Oh, fuck. I don't want to see this. I'm like halfway through minute work. I'm halfway through me and Alyssa finally finished the anarchy today. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I'm still pissed about Bobby dying. Yeah. I love Bobby. Tara is dead. But the way I look at it is Bobby wouldn't have lived a very happy life. Yeah. Well, yeah. He was pretty fucked up. In the condition he was in. Yeah. I did like that Chibs lived. I like Chibs. Chibs. And I was kind of seriously pissed about the storyline of Juice.
Speaker: Because I thought juice was the fucking coolest character and then he became an fucking crazy psychopath What what in that show wasn't Gemma's or clay's fault Tara's nothing. Oh fucking brutal, right? And the funny thing is is that Gemma was so dead set that she had ratted and yet it was fucking her son the whole time
Speaker: yep and the satisfaction as soon as he shot jama like alright people there was literally people on youtube that were i well i have a question for both of you i have a question for both of you when it comes to clay's death not brutal enough wait where'd frank go uh he left a little while ago uh i i think i think clay's death could have been a lot like it
Speaker: What he did to the club and for what he did to... To Jackson's dad? Yeah. Like Gemma's death wasn't even fucking really... I felt that bitch deserved more. Oh, agreed.
Speaker: the whole show is based on Shakespeare and I believe it's Macbeth, isn't it? It could be. I think it's Macbeth or it's Hamlet. I think it's based on Hamlet.
Speaker: Now me and Alyssa are kind of like, should we watch the Mayans now? Okay. So, uh, I don't really have a whole lot of say about Mayans, but I've heard like nothing good happens. Like you can't be like, Oh, this is, it's, it's like all bad shit happens. Who are you flipping off? Glick. Cause Glick's flicking me off. We're talking about his favorite show and he's pissed.
Speaker: Oh, my God, Jarvis, not everything is fucking about you, bro. What? Yeah, wait, so that's the line. Maybe I was flipping the list off. Oh, whatever. Why? Because I can't. I was that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Flipping came out off because came out.
Speaker: Because fuck you! Rotate it, bitch. And what's your name? Ezekiel! Fuck you, Ezekiel! What's your name? Tony! Don't you fucking say it! What's your name? Tony! What's your name?
Speaker: No, I have to actually go as well. OK. I got to get these kids to bed and I haven't eaten either. So all right. Bye. Bye. Bye, Jeffrey. He already left. He didn't say no deuces. He didn't do nothing. I'm sorry, baby. Yeah. Hit her with the stunner. Hit her with the stunner.
Speaker: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Speaker: I love the Connors cat one. That was a great meme. I don't know if you heard the full story on this, but we're
Speaker: I was just gonna show the logo. He's just a Adolf Hitler sympathizer. Where is it? It's actually in a Wednesday's brand. Oh, okay. Okay, so. You gotta go to what the fuck news, Brandon. All right. All right.
Speaker: Yeah, fuck hold on. I'm not gonna lie. I've just been vibing out to full beat listening to everything all night long You were like, oh my god, seriously That is the that is what we have been talking about k -mag remotely look like a J No, no, it says WTF news. Yeah, I I'm very later it I can see the W. No, no, no it
Speaker: No, the J and news. Yeah, the honors. I thought that was a J. Where do you get a J for something that looks like a backwards eight? Well, that's because Connor is goddamn Adolf Hitler. So now you know, and we didn't even have to talk about her private chat. Well played, sir. Well played.
Speaker: Well, not you. I know you're drinking tonight. Where's Blaze at tonight? We had a conversation earlier. Blaze is too good for nonsense. Too good for my show. I will not be on your show, which
Speaker: Let's be honest. I wish you did the show that you're doing tomorrow. Next week or tonight. Technically, it's tonight. Today. Not yet. I wish you were doing it next week because I would possibly be able to pop in, but it's going to be a good one tomorrow night. You guys are doing Fallout, right? The television show Fallout.
Speaker: Yeah. And K Meg, you are more than welcome to hop in. I'm not going to be there tomorrow night. And so I said, I wish it was next week when you were going to fall out, but well, I will be there and I will be watching live. I will not be there and I won't be watching live. Nikki's off tomorrow at single tomorrow. Uh, I gotta get her tequila and margaritas. And daddy's getting another racing stripe. I may.
Speaker: Maybe. No, you're not. Don't lie to me. Her fucking tablets going to get in a racing stripe before you. You heard her. What? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I need you to read Richard Ramone's book for me. So then. No. I might need your help next Sunday, though, Glick. Next Sunday is Mother's Day. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you better work with the poor. Yeah. Yeah, next Sunday is Sunday. You better not be. My mom's dead, bro. I know, because she hits me in the air.
Speaker: Hey Cam, how are you doing? My mom's dead and I have her ashes under the floorboard under my driver's seat on the floorboard of my car. Why in the fuck do you have her ashes there? Long story. So her name is now Road Rage Rhonda because every time I hit the brain, she hits me in the ankle.
Speaker: My mom's name was Rhonda. She's under my driver's side seat when Nikki, the greatest story, the greatest thing about this situation was Nikki was like, the subway container keeps hitting me every time I hit the brakes. And I was like, just put it back under there. I was just like, just shove it back under the seat. She said, what is it? I said, that's my mom.
Speaker: But no. And you didn't run, did you? The reason my mom is in it. What the fuck did I come into? I'm always coming into the weirdest stories. You think this is bad? You should have been here earlier. Again, Cam, that's not the first time you said, what did I come into? Because I've met your ex -wife and your current girlfriend. And most guys would go, what the hell did I come in?
Speaker: Plus your dad looks like Nickelback and Daltrey, if they had a child together. What does that have to do with anything? I don't know. I just wanted to put it out there. Look at those paper bags. They remind me of yours. I just took a shit and told you it was a cookie. I've been drinking too much for this. Dude, these things are 6%, man. They catch up quick. Are you even old enough to drink, Cameron?
Speaker: No. I'll be 30 next year, okay? You look like you're 12. I know. He really does. I appreciate that. What are you thinking, Kim? Monster beasts? Well... Monster beasts. Monster beasts, they're 6%. I've had two of them, boys, and I fucked up. No, I've had three down. For me, that's a lot. The first strength was 11 .5%. Shut up.
Speaker: Well, I've had three in an hour, so that's like 18%. Cameron, calm down. And I weigh like 130 pounds, soaking wet. And that's adding on probably a couple of pounds. You got to throw on the camera weight. The camera always adds a few extra. Cameron, a full -flavored beer is anywhere from 5 % to 5 .8%. A full -flavored beer. Your buddy buys this.
Speaker: 5 % to 7%. Oh, 5 % to 7 % for your foot. Yeah, a butt is 5%. So, Nikki had some drink that she had. It was 12 % 9 -11. What's this one? What is it? It's 6 .2. 6 .2. No, I'm sorry. 6 .6. 6 .6. These are one.
Speaker: But they're not 1%. Shut the fuck up. Just fucking go, kids. Shut up, transvestite. You drink Bud Light.
Speaker: Sorry, that's what training is doing. You then get you some Bud Light. No, I said, yeah, get you some Bud Light, you. Yeah, I know. You don't have a wiener. So, you know. So, this one, these get me feeling a little good. That's all. So, so, hey, Glick, when's number four coming into the pitcher?
Speaker: Because Nikki ain't going to take more of your shit. Oh, shit. I will not. Oh, that will not be up for us. Apparently, she says she's going to end all deal. Oh, yeah. If I die, he's done.
Speaker: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So if Nikki dies, are you going to have her ashes under your floor or under your seat too? I'm just curious. If I ever broadcast live from Cancun, you know why.
Speaker: Because Nikki earned her own true crime television show. Ladies and gentlemen, if Nikki ever ends up hosting the show, you know why. Because she has taken Glick for everything he is now worth. I'm not worth a lot. She might be worth it. It's like 14 pennies and two pesos, bro. And the fucking podcast. That says a lot. And I'll have that goddamn championship, Bill. Thank you very much.
Speaker: Damn, Glick. You're gonna lose that boat after all.
Speaker: You know, I thought we was boys came back. Oh, we are. Trust me. But if she kills you. Oh, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say it again. Mama, look at Mama rocking it. Look at her. I ain't mad. That's that's way better than fucking like ever looked. I don't know why, but I feel like Nicki is the prototype for what a champion should really look like. Oh, shit. I ain't mad at her. She's a good as hell with that build on her.
Speaker: now now see now glicks got a new fantasy he wants to see her with the belt on i got two bells too she can put one across one across hey honey hey honey yes can we try sorry
Speaker: Hey, that belt gives you a little more fucking, it's like handlebars when the belt's on though. That's my dog. That's my dog. I got you boo. I'll talk shit about you, but I still got you boo. I love you man. If I ever take him over to this show on a Saturday night, just know he's buried under the fucking barrel slide in the playground. I'm dead. Okay. That's fine.
Speaker: No, we kind of figured that anyway, Nicky. No one's gonna say shit. We'll just be like, well, you fucked up. Cameron, you know your job. You avenged my death cam with your weird ass for why? Why do you have a fro? I cut my hair every three months. It looks like a fucking microphone that went. I cut my hair every three months. I always have.
Speaker: I would tell Cameron to put a hat on but then he did he looks like Justin Bieber and the hats like up here and his little floof is sticking out instead of like 12 I look I'm like seven when I shave my head if he shaves his mustache and dies his hair a little bit silver he would look like the coach from the water boy and call it what it is that's a pedo stash I don't care I get pussy either
Speaker: Cameron, you know, one day when you're my age, you know, if it can't walk or run away, that's illegal. Facts on facts. Appreciate looking young one day. Right. I do. However, it lets you out of the cage to make fun of me tonight, Cameron. I will put you back in the cage if you misbehave.
Speaker: Hey, there's this remove button. Should I press it, Cameron? I mean, if you want to, but... I'll bring it back. Hey, who's in his wedding and who is not? Oh, who's in whose wedding? Snack! Guess what? There ain't gonna be a wedding if Nikki Berry's his ass. Sure there will. She'll just say that they got married before she killed them.
Speaker: shut up k -mag see i thought we was boys k -mag we are i'm just saying i mean it's hard to have a wedding well i guess you could put your ashes under the seat too you know i thought you were gonna marry a guy well i technically am marrying his ashes so
Speaker: Can I marry a Tupperware? Cause I feel like that's how that would work. I tried. I tried. Well, you know, now that it's not so noisy in here and everyone's kind of calmed down from the fucking, whatever the fuck was going on earlier. Holy fuck.
Speaker: And we got rid of that. We, we, we, we, we, we got rid of that. Frank was cool tonight. Frank was cool, but he was real heavy first. Yeah. Saturday night. Yeah. But you know, like I've always said, Hey, Chris. Yes. I'm going to go pee. I'll be right back. I think if that keeps happening.
Speaker: No. You want to see what a real pecker looks like? What? I'll shut down on the internet right now. Don't worry about any little boy pecker. Every time you go take a piss, Cameron, you commit a felony.
Speaker: That's a good -looking ceiling I I I say Nick you need to come
Speaker: I mean, Nikki can get on her laptop. Yeah, come on, Nikki. But I like it back here so much better. Well, you know, because then the feedback would be terrible. Well, this is in a little second. This is not in her cage tonight. It's OK. All right. Yeah, we're not going to stop that, please.
Speaker: I lost my files today, assholes. And I was like, what, did Alyssa get free? There you go. Well, now that I'm out of a beverage, hey, go get me a beer. Put your flower on my cock. And if you don't know the flower I'm talking about, it's a tulip. Your tulips on my wiener. First, you'd have to find it. Second of all, she'd have to use a magnifying glass.
Speaker: There's still some hell jamming doors on there. Which one? I don't know. Hi, Nikki. Hi. There you go, Nikki. It's like move this Miller Lite shit out of my way. Listen, I mean, there's a whole bunch of shit on this table. Mrs. Glick, can you smack yes?
Speaker: Um, let him finish peeing first or else I'll have to clean the bathroom. I don't want to know why you thought about it either, but come here. I haven't requested that. I need a beer. And then we go live.
Speaker: Yeah. Hold on, come here, come here, come here. That was way too much fucking effort for me. Yeah. And that's why she's called the real champ, everyone. That's why she's a bitter glick. Thank you. Thank you very much. Damn. No, it's nothing that's not grapefruit flavored.
Speaker: All right, y 'all. I am gonna hop off here for the night. Uh, no. Oh, okay. Fine. I'm not. He got shut down very quick. Yeah, man. I don't fucking think so, Linda. Just don't look at it and just drink it. No. No, I don't like that flavor. Just drink it. Just do it fast. Do it fast. I think he's trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me, y 'all. I mean...
Speaker: That's the only way he can. Is it really taking advantage of you though? I mean, honestly, you're taking advantage of him. I mean, anything but grapefruit.
Speaker: Anything but grapefruit. I didn't know that. And then I was reading it. Because grapefruit tastes the way sweaty armpits smell. Just drink it fast. I'm with you on that. Grapefruit is nasty. You wanted something else to drink. I had three flavors. I had peach. You don't like peach. I had pineapple. You don't like pineapple. No one fucking cares like that thing says. Drink!
Speaker: Chug it. Chug it. Chug it. Communicate. To the bathroom. To the walls. To the toilet. All down. All right. Now take a drink of something else. Hurry. That was a half a can. You know what? That's props to you.
Speaker: You drank that one. I'll drink the Genia Colana one. You know what? That's actually, but I like it. It tastes like argent and a cayenne. Jarvis, are you having fun with the button? Yep. Hey, guy, get the bio. You seriously look like you're 12 with a porno stashed glued on your face. Because he likes little boys. Who are you all talking about? You. What did I do?
Speaker: You're 12 with the fucking. You know, Ash glued on your face like one of those fake movie status is the one that literally let his wife out of a fucking cage. Not me. You have a mustache tattoo on my finger and I'm doing this. I did nothing. You're a man doing behind you, though, from the love of God. He's doing the shuffle.
Speaker: It's so terrible. How many weeks have you been on the podcast? Okay, man. Like, if this is surprising you, then I don't know what to do. Nothing surprises me with him. Hey, I have a question for everyone. What? Everyone, including you, Nikki. Who was here for the first podcast besides me? Oh, wait. Six inches around. Everyone. Who in your world? Besides you. Bitch.
Speaker: I didn't know Nicky when the first... Yeah, I didn't know him so it doesn't count. Hey Cam, I got something for that question. Well played Jarvis, well played. I fucking cares. I try.
Speaker: And do you know why I was there? Because Glick let me out of the fucking cage. That's why. You're just the only one who knew Glick at the time. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. Boy, no one likes you. There you go, Cam.
Speaker: That's okay. And no one likes me. I know no one likes me. It's okay. What do we have? No one likes me anyway. Don't worry. 5 .45, buddy. Cameron, I love you, buddy. Love you too, bro. Cameron's my dog. That's my motherfucker. That's my ninja. Not what I thought you were gonna say. That's my ninja. Chuck Stanley. That's okay. It's Saturday night, but don't say it.
Speaker: Eight, four, three, two, one. Everyone, the Nonsensical Network. I'm the only one. I'm the only one here besides Nicky that he would die for. And I know that. So it's OK. Cam's my dog. Eight, four, three, two, you die. I mean. I just want to see someone take a toaster bath. That's all I want to see. Where's Connor?
Speaker: I mean, does that help? I mean, it does. But I want to rename it like crispy, crispy critter or something like that. Put that on the side of the toaster. You know, physical network toaster bombs down the road. Yeah. The bath bombs. I can make that. Yeah. Hey, Glick. You ever played Blacktop Mojo's Man in the Box?
Speaker: He has. Yeah. Did you really just ask that? Dude, I don't fucking watch the shows in three years. I am. I'm mostly on the show, but obviously not. Hold on. Put your cocks awake. Put your cocks away, please. And anybody needed their aid. I have played everything by Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: their cover of man in the box is He was playing that song back in like 2020 when I live where I am now like There's no way you're almost 30 I
Speaker: Yeah, I'll be 30 next year. You're almost 30. Yeah, dude. I'll be 29 in July. I'll be 30 last time, Glick. What's your birthday? July what? July 6. Ha! That's the day after mine. July 6, 1995. God, you motherfucker. And my oldest daughter will be 10 next year. It's because you are. God damn, I'm getting old. Fuck!
Speaker: My kids just turned 25 and 23. Shut up. You know what I was doing in 1985 on July 6th? Sure enough. Absolutely nothing. He was doing nothing, Nicky, I promise. Nicky, I checked it out. Yes, he did. Cam's mom is pretty hot. She could definitely get the click pipe. But I don't want to disrespect Cam's mom because she's married.
Speaker: Nickelback, and I don't wanna have to fight Nickelback. What is up with all you babies? Jesus H. Christ! I'm not even gonna say anything then. How old are you, Alissa? I'll be 29 this year as well. What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this? Why are you so old? Chris Technician, I've seen your wiener.
Speaker: Not because I wanted to see it. I was about to say willingly. No, no. Everything Glick does is willingly. You didn't even have to see mine. Hey, Glick, since this is almost six hours, should we wrap this one up and then start another one? Should you what? No, we're not going to start another one. I'm going to go on TikTok. I'm going to go to bed.
Speaker: We have a mission. Don't be a sissy. We have a mission. We can talk. I gotta get up early with kids, so. Oh, we all have to. Don't even do that. I got three in the house. Let's go. I got none of them. I've got two, but I haven't seen mine in three weeks, so. I'd be able to take her to work tomorrow. I respect that, man. Go ahead and head out. Yeah, I appreciate that. You're mini. You all have a great night. Love all y 'all. Have a good night, man. Love you too, K -Mac.
Speaker: Yeah, I got to. I got tomorrow. Hey, his kids let the man go out or to him, then I get it. Let him go. I came out. I said, you young lady. Fuck a man. Fuck a piece of shit. I'm going to pay. So what were you talking about? Take time. He wants to go. I'm on take talk.
Speaker: Nicky and I have a mission. What is that? What is our mission? They're on a mission from God. I know that's not true. The only mission I have is to drink a lot of tequila based products because it is Cinco to drink out. Let's fucking go. I thought that we could have like an after party. But if you're on TikTok, I can't join. Can we hurry up and wrap this up then?
Speaker: I wanted to have an after party! Come on, TikTok. I'm nuts. Wait, I didn't know that you could have a group chat on TikTok. Yeah, I can invite people on TikTok. Oh, hell yeah. All right. Also, don't leave me alone. Please don't leave me alone. Yeah. Do you really want to do what we're doing? Stephen? Hey, hey. That's OK, leave me alone. Stephen, you can go, but Alyssa, you can stay. Yes. Easy there, Cam.
Speaker: I'm just saying that for Nicki's dad. Steven, you can go. Let's say you have to stay. There you go. He leaves me on read on that chat. So what the fuck ever. Yeah, you'll be yourself, Steven. I did see that you sent me a snap. I'm just on my phone and I can't. That's OK. Jump.
Speaker: Power of attorney. Suck it, bitch. Drunk with power, you asshole. Fuck you, too, Glick. You don't get a camera's picture. No, I'm muted, Steven. Yeah, he has. Shit. Yeah, power. Steven, Steven, just so now when you're sitting in your basement and you're listening to ELO, you can cross my name off your list.
Speaker: Oh, no, Glick. Are you cut off? What's happening? How'd that work for you, bitch? It has the same power I have. Let's see, this is round number two. Shit, I almost did it myself.
Speaker: Oh, my lord. It's confusing me. I will end this show. This is the second time this has happened tonight. End it! I will end this show without an outro. I need powers. I would make this even better. I'm with you, Chris. I just want to wrap this up.
Speaker: I just want to wrap the show. Oh, that's all right. I got to pee anyway. Thank you for talking to none. This is what it sounds like. You listen to all of our network. I listen to all of our network. Shut up, Cameron. All the guys that I have bribed by showing my three inch penis tube. I have to show you my three inch penis.
Speaker: I just showed you a little napkin that smelled like... Hey little boy, what's this smell like? Can you read Glick's headline for me please?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Headline that bitch. Oh, well, I guess that was the real chance to find that bitch. All right, we got to wrap this up. No, my God. Thank you for listening tonight. Thank you for hanging out. I don't know. We're going to come back up on here or if we're going to be able to talk. We'll see what happens.
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