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Speaker: Hey, what's going on, everybody? And welcome to what the fuck news we got caught in the building. Jeremy, she's here and you guys know me. I am Glick. Ah, nevermind. I'm going to stop. I'm ahead of myself, but I'm sorry. We're a little late tonight. I was. We're still having technical difficulties. We're still having technical difficulties. I was having Mike issues.
Speaker: Uh, we're also having some interweb issues as well. But, uh, I think, I think we've got it all sorted out. We are a man down tonight. He is leading from his manjana. He has man ponds and everything like that.
Speaker: Uh, got a little, a little two feet. So, uh, uh, pretty sure he's dead because, uh, I just got word that he's had 102 temperature for the last, uh, almost 24 hours. So I'm pretty sure that would mean that he's dead because I'm pretty sure if you have a temperature that high for X amount of time, it's, it's going to lead to brain damage and, and, and death. Uh, it doesn't have to worry. He doesn't have to worry about the brain damage part because he's already brain damaged.
Speaker: But nonetheless, what's going on, everybody? What's going on? Shatter's box. How you guys doing? Welcome. Welcome. Oh my gosh. So much going on in the news this week. I'm almost a little nervous to ask the guys what they have in store for us. Uh, I did. I did. I did. I did fair war on the, uh, the news anchors.
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Speaker: Breaking news. Make sure you guys tune in Friday night to Glick's House of Music. I will be joined by the Southern Outlaws, a Southern rock band. So if you're fans of
Speaker: like Leonard Skinner or 38 Special or any of those bands like that from the 70s. You're going to love these guys. I talked to the lead singer today on the phone. Super cool dude. Looking forward to it and he's going to fit right in. Him and his guitar player are going to join us or join me
Speaker: Friday night, and I think they're going to fit right in where there's going to be some ball bust and we were already talking about busting balls on the phone today. That'll be a good time. Make sure you guys tune in at 8 p .m. Friday night to Glick's house of music when I'm joined by the southern mark.
Speaker: Uh, and I'm working on, don't worry guys. I am working on more interviews. It's not as easy as one would think it was going to be. Uh, but that is, uh, that is the, and I have more breaking news, but you'll get to see that in music tonight when we go to breaks. Uh, anywho, where, oh, where do I start tonight? Oh, where, where did my little dog go? Do we, do we give Jarvis redemption from last week? Oh, he needs it.
Speaker: Or do we just hold off and let him sit and simmer for a little bit? It's like that cranberry song. Do we let him linger a little bit more or does it become a zombie? Jarvis goes first. That's fine. I just need to get another drink first. I can start first if you want me to.
Speaker: Well, the good thing is Jeff's not here tonight. So nobody will interrupt you. The bad thing is Jeff's not here tonight. So we can't potentially have another drunken Jeff fest, but at least.
Speaker: at least he was still alive. That's all I cared about. That was the one positive that came out of that situation was Jeff got hammered. Listen, at least if I was going to miss tonight's show, at least I was going to send you my stories. I don't know where the fuck Jeff is. No, don't worry. I got enough stories to cover Jeff. Don't eat it.
Speaker: I plan ahead on purpose and Mark sent me a story and a couple stories. I'll see if either one of you guys touch on. I don't think you will. Thanks for sending me a story Mark. We can see whose balls he's whacking. Am I right? Really like send me a story stories.
Speaker: It was more of a fun, you know, like a meme thing. And it turned out that, you know, it was a real story. I was actually not going to mention any names. We will we will see if it is brought up tonight. Oh, my God. Jeff, you're not supposed to be here. Oh, I'm fucking dead. And we see that if you weren't so far away, I'd give you a Percocet. You taking your medicine? I did. I have a paracetamol that is awesome.
Speaker: to the the
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, it sucks. I've done the show feeling exactly how you feel multiple times, you know, as it's no secret, uh, my teeth are all jacked up and I know I need to have probably about a million dollars worth of work done to my teeth. Uh, probably just have them all ripped out at the end of the day. Um, so.
Speaker: I had, you know, I, you know, every once in a while I get a tooth infection or a gum infection or whatever. And as I said, how many times did you guys see me on the show doing this? Last night I went, I went downstairs in the freezer and there was a chunk of ice in the freezer where somebody had spilled water in the freezer and I put it inside a clean sock and then came upstairs and laid that sock here. And at about four 35 o 'clock, I finally fell asleep.
Speaker: I've been there. Nikki's. I come into bed. I got ice pack and then I'll, you know, I'll finally get to a point where I can fall asleep and the ice pack starts to get warm and I get like 15, 20. The worst part was, is like the sock was, it was a good thick sock, but
Speaker: My cheek would get really cold and it would feel like it was burning from like the, like a frostbite kind of burn. So you got to move it around. And then, and then I'd start to fall asleep and it'd fall off my face and I go, Oh God. Yeah. I positioned myself to where like I could lay on top of the ice pack or I would fall asleep holding it. And my arm would be like popped up somehow. Like on my nightstand and I could just fall asleep like that. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Thank God that they have a pharmacy delivery in Mexico because I want to fucking go nowhere. Yeah, I will say usually about eight or so hours after I get on my antibiotics and in the pain reliever, whether you know, here it's like Tylenol 600 or ibuprofen, whatever it is, 600, 800, which is what they give you to help for pain, usually within a few hours.
Speaker: Start to feel a little bit better, but then I'm just exhausted Yeah, exactly. I think that's where I am right now. I'm just so fucking tired I think I slept for maybe three hours and then I woke up and Kevin was Kevin had a fever And I was like fuck it I didn't even say anything anybody. I just got up and I went to the store and went and got A tempera which will help break up a fever for a child
Speaker: And then I got back and he's like, where'd you go? I was like, he's sick. And she's like, so are you asshole? I'm like, yeah, well, where are you going to go? She's like, no, you know, we can order it. And I was like, really? Order me something.
Speaker: I got stuff and then, you know, I've had, I had, I was like, you know what? It's a slow week. I'll take the day off. And I looked at my calendar and I had nine appointments. And I was like, in between appointments, I was setting alarms so that I could put the phone on my chest, but I'd do this and it would, it would ring. Oh, I got five minutes. Hi, this is Jeff from, Jesus Christ. And then go right back to sleep.
Speaker: Oh, but I have a good conspiracy for tonight. I'm excited. Let's go once I'm actually excited to hear Jeff's conspiracy. You're excited. You should feel these nipples. Oh, hey, don't don't don't get me started on nipples again. What we can.
Speaker: Well, I didn't get so quiet after I said that you guys act like that's abnormal. Because we know you're always thinking about nipples, buddy. My wife just bought two new dresses. That's right, boys. It's dangerous. Let's let's go. I'm not mad at it. Free the movies.
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Speaker: Fuck you, Brian. And a couple of them also cried. So, Jeffrey, because you're dead to the world, what's this? OK, well, bear with me two seconds here. Shit. Oh, we still have it. So my conspiracy theory.
Speaker: Yeah, so so I don't know if you guys ever heard this but in 2018 There was a report that there was a glitter sword shortage So this news reporter went to this company called glitter X. They make glitter one of only two companies in the world that makes glitter and They said why is there glitter shortage? That's what I said, that's what I said and I was like well
Speaker: But how hard could it be? It's literally just shred shit. And there you go. But apparently in the machines, the machines cost like to make glitter cost like $100 million piece. And they they're they're the size of a room. So they're not it's not something you could buy on a whim. And. So this reporter goes and does a report on it and they're talking, they they can't even get in the building.
Speaker: and they the glitter x people said well our main purchaser of glitter wishes to remain nameless and they don't want you to know that it's glitter strippers and then hung up on the well that's what my thought first thought i was like how many strippers use that much glitter i mean jesus it's not that hard you know
Speaker: There's a glitter storage shortage just go to the strip clubs in America Are your local kindergarten when they're doing local kindergarten when they're doing craft day or something But so there's a couple of conspiracies on what it is and who they are and
Speaker: and the Well, no because the the main purchaser of the glitter they don't actually purchase they come in and take over for a day or two and use the machines and They don't want you to know that it's glitter Keywords it's glitter. The question is what's glitter?
Speaker: And there's there's there's a couple of weird conspiracies. People are like, oh, it's boat paint. Well, yeah, that's kind of fucking obvious. Have you ever seen a bass boat? You know, not that hard to figure out. So I was like, that's a stupid one. There's there's, of course, there is the stripper theory that somebody actually put in Reddit that Lizzo was decided to be a stripper out.
Speaker: That was exactly my reaction to Steven I was like damn And apparently glitter is is actually not it well cruise ships as well, you know the paint cruise ships and things like that but The theory that keeps popping up is
Speaker: is that it's a military application and that if you make if you leave put enough glitter in the atmosphere it confuses radar to make it look like a storm so you can kind of fly under cover but i'm like yeah if you've ever been in an airplane or a helicopter it usually dissipates around
Speaker: because wind, you know, so I don't think that's a good one. Would they have to launch into the atmosphere at one point? That's my thought is like there's there is no answer
Speaker: Maybe glitter bombs, yes. Alaska's like, yo, Russia's shooting a whole ton of glitter up into the sky right now. Anybody want to check on that? Just turn the pan on, boys. We're down along the border. Everybody's like, yo, we got 10 ,000 illegal immigrants coming through a day. And all of a sudden, it's a glitter party. Well, here's the other thing. There's a conspiracy theory out there that it's in our food.
Speaker: somebody put in frosted flakes. And I was like, yeah, I don't think that that's sugar. But but but how much glitter can one. But I was just saying, how much glitter can one company need? And what were you using it for? And my first thought is that it was Connor decorating his new wheelchair.
Speaker: Uh, hey Cuba Why does it look like 500 strippers just exploded down there in your hair? Right, you know, so that's that's the that's basically the whole Conspiracy and you know, like I said, there's no answer for it so far It's it's it's a it's a conspiracy kind of thing It's a conspiracy Yeah
Speaker: I'm glad I stopped at the one Lizzo joke. The other one might have sent me straight to hell. Yeah. Well, I could have just been Lizzo just starting her life as a stripper, apparently. Or like 95 percent of your jokes, even it could have sucked. So, you know, facts on facts. I'm down with just the one that does. Yeah.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: I actually saw a great video on TikTok yesterday of a dude with amputee.
Speaker: with a below the below the knee amputations that he's sitting there. He used to be a kickboxer. He kicks with his good leg and then he takes his other leg off and beat the shit out of the heavy bag. Goddamn. It hurts to laugh. But like I said, I honestly don't know what they are, who they are or what they're using it for. But yeah, that's my conspiracy theory.
Speaker: That was a good one. It's glitter. OK, I'm going to sleep for the rest of the show. That's OK. It's no different than last Wednesday night. Exactly. I literally slept next to the car for like two hours and I can hear Stephen and Glick going back and forth talking about shit. It is like it wasn't clear. It was I could just hear I could hear who it was.
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Speaker: So we have we have that stupid fucking cat. Right. And last night, well, while I was doing the show last night, the cat got out. Now, normally, I'm just like, yeah, fuck it. He knows how to get home. So at like I'm dealing with this toothache thing, I'm lying in bed and the wife and I's phone start blowing up and she's like, hey, the neighbors are bitching about the cat. I was like, it's a fucking cat. How bad could it be?
Speaker: And somebody took a picture and they said, whose cat is this? And the comments were, oh, it's so cute. Oh, you know, everybody was like, oh, it's cute. Until my wife put in, that's our cat. What's the problem? And they walk in this fucking thing. I can't believe you let your cat out, blah, blah, blah. Apparently the neighbor down the road, she's got a husky and that cat was out and she took her husky out.
Speaker: take a piss. And she claims, and I have video proof that it's not true, but she claims that my cat attacked her dog. And I was like, my cat weighs a pound and a half. Yeah, it seems like animal cruelty to have a husky in Mexico. Yeah, well, that's no worse than the lady's got the Saint Bernard that's scared of its own shadow.
Speaker: Not scared of anything except me like I like it every every that one dog if this thing it's like a small fucking horse But like if he gets out Everybody's like running for the fucking hills and I just look at it. It's like sorry my bad so So she sent over the video. I gotta show you guys this video. I want your guys's opinion if this is a Attack by my cat
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and go with yes, it's an attack by your cat, but that's me earlier suck my dick and eat my asshole I'd have told the lady maybe it's just showing that my cat can beat the fuck out of your dog I just told her maybe you should get a real dog Yeah, I was gonna say maybe your dog has equipped me in such a pussy Well, I said I said your your dog is apparently a giant wasp bitch
Speaker: But so so I came after I went and got the cat and I and I took pictures. There was three other cats sitting out in the same area. But apparently my cat's the problem and. She's she's like, well, you know, my dog's very sensitive. I said, it's a fucking husky. Calm the fuck down. It's it's it weighs one hundred and fifty pounds. It's not small by any means.
Speaker: I reload the right one. I don't know. Nope, damn it. Well, he's doing that. I'm going to ask you guys, this is kind of sort of on the conspiracy thing. We've all been hearing the news. We don't have to get too deep into it. I just want to ask your opinion just real quick. We've all been hearing and listening to the whole tick tock socket. Oh, yes.
Speaker: We say it's getting banned. We say sell it. They're not going to sell it, blah, blah, blah. Do you guys think TikTok is going anywhere? Or do you think that TikTok has finally ran its course and at least here in the States, is it going to go bye -bye? It's not going anywhere. And I know why. Even though, okay. Chase got an insider. No, and I'm not saying I have an insight. I have insight. So,
Speaker: Tiktok is actually in court right now saying the law that they just passed to ban tiktok is unconstitutional Which it is because it's banning free speech. Yep It's not unconstitutional. It's not banning free speech tiktok Bands free speech on its own when when when we can't go live on there for doing this. Oh, no, you're preaching the choir buddy right preaching to the choir but
Speaker: A half naked 12 year old having sex with her dog while doing coke off of an amputee midget is perfectly fine. Well, and so even if I talk, are you watching? I know I mentioned and I say, oh, F. Oh, yeah. Really bad on our TikTok page. We can't go live for the time being.
Speaker: And somebody asked me in the, in the chat, is it true? You have an, an only faint. So I said, yeah, I got an OF. Yeah. Exciting. So what's happening? Facts, Mark facts. What's happening is since they're in court, they're going to be in court till like December.
Speaker: But what happens in November, boys? She must be watching from work. An election, which means Biden Biden looks good by signing this bill. He's going to fucking lose the election because anybody that votes for him. I mean, you're either blind, deaf or dead, which because those people do vote. I didn't think he won the last one. So and whether whether it's Trump or somebody else,
Speaker: they will make themselves look good by saying, Oh no, we're going to get rid of this law day one. Not to mention it's a politics game that again, it's not, and it's not impeding on our right to our freedom of speech. All social media does it. Facebook tells us what we, I can't, I can't call what they're saying is bullying. And then they take my comment down.
Speaker: The reason why the bill is unconstitutional because it's stopping one company and letting other companies have a monopoly, but the main reason why they wanted to have this TikTok ban is because TikTok is a, and they say China, but the Singaporean, not China,
Speaker: Singaporean company and they're afraid that tick -tock will sell data to the Chinese. Well, doesn't Facebook do that now on Instagram and everybody else? So, you know, basically what it is, the bill was written by Zuckerberg and his cronies. Again, I host four podcasts a week. Do you really think I have top secret information that I'm really hiding, that I'm worried about them selling my data? You take my data, what will come for me?
Speaker: I know you found all just tranny porn. What are we going to do in today's top news? Big Sasquatch says a Rivadero cheese. Evidently, China thinks this is a new. Tell me, tell me if my cat attacked this dog, watch the front of the car and you can see my cat take off. The front of the red car right there that she's in front of. I see the dog has found the cat.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Look at look at this crazy attack, as she said. That's a crazy attack. Exactly. But my cat's the one they bitched about and they both ran from the dog. One went that way. How is that your camera? Is that her camera? That's her camera. She's going to use that as fucking evidence. Is she stupid? That's what I said. I had the most. There's a reason I broke up a cat fucking drug deal going on.
Speaker: The reason why my life does not allow me to be on that chat group, because I will be like, Yeah, you're a fucking idiot. Fuck you. You're racist. I because that's how I got kicked off the last time. Because I dick and eat my asshole, which is exactly what I would say. And she's like, No, because then they can call bullying. I said, Well, I already told him I said, I told her I said, Well, I'm feeling better. I'm gonna make a sign.
Speaker: I'll put it in my front yard that says I don't talk to racists because everybody else's dogs and cats get out all the time. Nobody says a goddamn thing. Maybe my dogs get out. Maybe my dog that you are those people in the neighborhood that have like broke down cars. Oh, trust me, we're not the only car that's broken down. You don't see it in that video? Wow. It's in 30. Oh,
Speaker: of the
Speaker: No, that my our lot is a horseshoe giant horseshoe. Oh, OK. They're at the opposite end of that. I am. But like said. The the Saint Bernard gets out, tears up my trash, tears up everybody else's trash. Nobody says a goddamn thing. My dog gets out and just walks around and they're like, you're fucking dogs out, you asshole. And the. Well, it's like.
Speaker: but no, okay. So we, we, we've got Jeff's insider trading deal. Well, what do you guys think of it? I think your cat's in the, I think your cat was innocent of all charges and the court of, of, of what the fuck news. And, and, uh, as I cast judgment down as judge Glick, uh, and I think my bailiff Connor and my stick photographer or whatever that person's called that types everything, uh, describe, we'll agree. Yeah.
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Speaker: the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, defendant. No, you're not the defendant. What are you? Are you the, uh, yeah, he would be the defendant or yeah, no, he'd be the defendant. I find, I find the defendant not guilty of cat on dog violence. Uh, I think that dog should be charged with a crime of interrupting, sharing his shit on my cat and have a good time. And, uh, one of them was about to get taken to pound town.
Speaker: Today's top news it just proves that your dog is a bitch We find in favor of the of the defendant plaintiff you now must suck his dick and eat his asshole Yeah, that's the magic bullet
Speaker: back into the left back into the left see your honor we have three magical fucking claw marks here oh fuck um but what do you guys think you got we got jeff's uh inside theory and
Speaker: He knows the guy who knows a guy who knows another guy. What do you guys think? You guys think TikTok's going to go anywhere or you think it's here to stay? I think it's here to stay. I think it's here to stay as much as I really don't care for TikTok.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, TikTok's all right. You know, I, you know, it's cool to make videos. I enjoy it. I know, honestly, at the end of the day, let's be honest, people, if they were forced to sell it to America, I think Americans are in more danger if our government has full control over it. Let's be honest. Facts. Honestly, I feel like Americans are in more danger of Facebook doing shady shit than they are in TikTok.
Speaker: And then, of course, on top of the fact that what the US IRS lost like four trillion dollars. They don't know where it is. Yeah, I was going to say a legend. No, no, it's not a legend. Well, not just paycheck because he's in Mexico, but yeah. Do you pay American taxes or fuck? I do.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I get paid from the States, so I have to pay taxes. But if I like, if I'm living here and I make money here, I only have to pay here. And trust me, taxes here, like if you make less than $70 ,000 a year, you don't pay. I'll be right back, boys. I got to take some stuff. OK, I was going to go to Connor and see what he had in
Speaker: Jeff's conspiracy bunker ladies and gentlemen glitter is there a shortage or are they bullshitting us or are they bullshitting us and planning an all -out attack on America by releasing glitter into the air
Speaker: Why do I think like if fucking Mel Brooks ever make spaceballs, too, that's going to be like a portion of that movie is Mel Brooks alive? Yes. Yeah. Oh, it's like, yeah, he's like 90s or 90s. Yeah. Yeah, he would just turn 94. Yeah, that dude looks like that dude looks like a potato without the inside. Oh, he's actually doing another movie, too.
Speaker: What is it? Is it him lying in bed waiting to die? Because he looks he looks like somebody's slowly pilled the skin off him. So. So Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. Oh, yeah, he's looking. So. So his last movie was Cry Modro. This one will be the movie that him and Bruce Willis eventually wanted to make together that we are going to die soon.
Speaker: Well, Bruce can go. Sorry, Bruce. I love you, buddy. And you were a part of my childhood. I know you can make it until January or December 20. Because I have him. Do you have him or does Connor have him? I think I have him. I don't think Bruce Willis is making another year. He is going downhill fast. It's sad, you know, how fast.
Speaker: and
Speaker: Dude, it's heartbreaking when you guys, but y 'all, if you hear this, stop posting videos, man. Cause it's heartbreaking. It's man. Cause that guy was a, that guy was a hero, man. He was an action hero. He was a bad -ass. He was the man's man's act man. It's hard seeing how they build these guys up as such big, tough action heroes. And then once they get older, it's just, it's sad seeing the decline. No, it really, it really is. And, uh,
Speaker: You know, it's funny because I just seen, uh, speaking of TikTok, I was, uh, Oh my God. Eyes are watering like some bitch. Um, I see I was scrolling, one of the times that I actually scroll TikTok anymore. And it was a video from the, the, the whole 10 yards was with Willis and Matthew Perry and Matthew Perry. Um, Amanda was the guy who was being an absolute dick to the waitress.
Speaker: Bruce is sitting behind him and he like knocks on his fucking head. He's like, Hey, can you not be a dickhead? And the guy basically told him to piss off. And then he started, you know, say something smart and Bruce just without even, without even breaking contact for Matthew Perry, he just reaches back and grabs you by the jacket and just starts slamming his face down on the table. Turns around and asks his son, now you're not going to be a rude little asshole to waitresses or waiters or people who bring you food when you grow up, are you? He's like, no,
Speaker: I'm a good boy. Eat your corn so you can grow up in a big and strong. I freaking love it. But anyways, Jeff's conspiracy bunker, ladies and gentlemen. Glitter to glitter or not to glitter at the end of the day. Connor's not here, so it only leaves us one option.
Speaker: This is this is your redemption song, man. Let's go. This is Steven's song. Not Brian's song. Speaking of Bob Marley, go check out the new movie. Go. I haven't watched it yet, but I want to watch it. Is that finally out now? Yeah. I love Bob Marley. I'm a huge surprise, surprise. I'm a huge fan of reggae music. I fucking love it. I want to watch this Bob Marley movie. I've waited for it for years, but. I've heard this game music. What do you have for us?
Speaker: Well, in NBA playoff news in the Western Conference, Oklahoma City Thunder is up one game over the Dallas Mavericks, which game two will be at 8 .30 tomorrow.
Speaker: the minnesota timber wolves believe it or not are leading two games to zero against the denver nuggets and game three is may 10th which is friday 8 30 pm which how in the hell are the timber wolves doing so well because they're good man yeah they'll they'll blow it
Speaker: And now in the Eastern Conference, semi -finals, Boston is up one game in Cleveland Cavaliers. Game two will be at 6 p .m. tomorrow. And Indiana is losing by one game to the New York Knicks, which game two will be at 7 p .m. tonight. See ya.
Speaker: I literally, you said Knicks, and I was like, wait, isn't that basketball? I forgot you were talking about basketball. No, you're good, man. It's just because you're talking about basketball. I thought you were talking baseball. What did I do wrong this time? No, I thought you were talking baseball, but you said the Knicks. And I went, wait, aren't they basketball? Yeah, I was talking baseball. I know, but I thought you were talking baseball.
Speaker: Oh, that was like, wait a minute. Baseball just started. So nothing really going. Brian, who cares? You know what? Go go do your fucking show that you do nothing on anywhere. How about boring? I actually I actually watch. I like watching basketball when I'm there. And like that's my thing. Like if I'm going to watch a sporting event, I got to be there. I won't watch it on TV. There's other shit on. Yeah.
Speaker: And in the NHL playoffs on the Western Conference semifinals, the Colorado avalanches lead one game over the Dallas Stars, which let's be honest, it's just the North Stars when they left Minnesota. Game two will be at 8 .30 tomorrow.
Speaker: Vancouver and Edmonton game one is tomorrow at 9 or no tonight at 9 PM, which surprisingly they haven't played well. Wait, here's my question, Steven. Do you have prediction on who's going to win? Be which one Vancouver and either? Well, yeah.
Speaker: Was it Edmond didn't that not who fucking Gretzky played for Gretzky? Yeah. See, I know sports. Fuck you. Kings, too. Kings. He played for a few different teams after that. That's not his name. His name is the great one. Get it right, bitch. Calm down. It's just calm down there. Fucking Conor McGregor. Until you get 50 black guys on the ice, too. It's not a real sport. It's the same. That guy's not very good at it. P .K. Subban was pretty good, though. One smook in a daughter.
Speaker: Who's that Gretzky? I'll have to look that up. Did you see, uh, or, or did you guys, there was a player from, uh, the box that is under investigation. Um, Oh, I want to hear this one.
Speaker: Indianapolis police are investigating the instance where Patrick Beverly threw a basketball into the stands at a Pacers fan during the Bucks. So he pulled a Steven. He rage quit and threw the ball.
Speaker: right there, Jeff. Sorry. That was too easy. The Pacers, the Pacers just, you know, game six. So they, they took a, a four to victory in the series. But yeah, out of frustration and Pacers fans, you're not known for being the quietest bunch. Uh, the Pacers back in the day that, uh,
Speaker: What's his face? Iverson. Wasn't Iverson went after a Pacers fan? Back in the day, I remember that Alan Iverson, right? Yeah, yeah, I think he punched him, didn't he?
Speaker: Yeah, I think the fan like through beer or something that even he and then was hurling insults and and then he just went right went right into the stands after him with no hesitation. Well, I would do. Did you see that the Denver Nuggets who are losing?
Speaker: a game or two games to the Timberwolves are actually uh while they were losing the game were uh pretty much going like this to the referees like they're saying that the Timberwolves had paid off the refs yeah but that's conspiracy theory that happens every fucking game yeah so uh indianapolis police are are into that investigation they're they're they're talking with the people involved
Speaker: and trying to figure out if there should be charges. So not only does your team get eliminated out of the playoffs, but now you're looking at possibly facing assault charges, maybe battery charges, you know, the Lakers ended up the LA Lakers after they got eliminated, fired their head coach.
Speaker: I saw that and some coaches was on was on I saw it on TikTok and I was like, this guy's like, my team let me down. That's why I'm getting fired. I was like, you're the coach, buddy. Calm down. Well, there's reports that LeBron was actually upstaging him or whatever was on. And then one of the little fucking bitch.
Speaker: Yeah. One of Kansas City's wide receivers is actually in major trouble right now. Let me get speeding as well. No. Before you go into that, it's our word. Shout out to Dallas Mavericks. My guy, one of my favorite players of all time, Jason Kidd, still got my Jason Kidd jersey in the closet.
Speaker: Uh, got himself a nice, nice brand new contract with Dallas because when the Lakers fired their head coach, they thought for sure. The Lakers were going to come sniffing around and try to get Jason and Jason said, I don't think Jason was planning on going anywhere, but the Dallas say we're going to make sure you don't go anywhere. Jason and gave him a nice new contract. So shout out to Jason kid and congratulations, man. Good for him. Definitely earned it. Cause you, how much, how much they paying him? Uh, you know, about that much.
Speaker: All of it, huh? Yeah. Uh, let me see if I can get you the information. I just know. I'm just curious because I'll take that much to take out LeBron. We know Brian, we already went over a year contract extension with the Dallas Mavericks. Uh, the deal comes after the potential Canada. Thank you. Uh, rip dog. Yeah. Rashid rice. Yeah. Rashid rice. Uh, he kid led our team to two playoff appearances in three seasons.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: I am.
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Speaker: Yes, Riptog, I was also going to say. Yeah, but Rashid Rice, who had won the Super Bowl last year with the Kansas City Chiefs, he's in major trouble. He now is part of a salt in a Dallas nightclub and also crashed his Lambo. Once again, if I get rich and famous, I'm going to keep my little happy ass at home.
Speaker: What's with with fucking football players and assault charges? You know, I think it's I think it's a it's a it's a I'm hopped up. I'm Billy badass I feel like I feel like I should be called the champ all the time and I felt like we don't know anybody any douchebags like that. Yeah I've said it a million fucking times you give me a quarter of the money that these superstars are making and I'll be the most humble person on the planet
Speaker: I'm staying in my house. I'm not going out. I'm door dashing everything. I'm having all my groceries delivered to me. I'm only leaving my house to go to practice and go to games.
Speaker: Yeah, see, I'm with the money. Fuck the fame. Fuck the fame. I want to be able to go. I don't know. I don't want. I don't want the fame. I don't want the fame. And that's entertainment news, Brian. Mind your business. And in the Eastern Conference semi finals of the Stanley Cup playoffs, the New York Rangers are two games ahead of the Carolina Hurricanes. Game three will be tomorrow at 6 p .m. The Boston. Go ahead.
Speaker: I thought Carolina was a Panthers. No, that's football. Okay. I did not. Let's go. And then, uh, the Bruins are actually up one game to the Florida Panthers game two. I hope the Bruins burn in hell. Yeah. I like the Bruins. Fuck you guys.
Speaker: Dude, we're fucking March and such a fucking deuce. The Bruins are the dirtiest playing hockey team I've ever seen in my life. I hate the Bruins. I hate the scumbags. Ram Martians. Here's a problem. Where's the Bruins from? Boston. Yeah, I have no problem with Boston. You have a problem with Boston, but fuck you guys. UFC 303.
Speaker: The main welterweight main event. We'll see Conor McGregor go up against Michael Chandler welterweight. Really? Yeah, really? Yeah, I thought he was figuring out. No, he's usually he's usually he's not walking around like this, bro. He's usually smaller than that. This is two championships. We're in the in the lightweight and. And what's the lowest? What's what lowest is welterweight featherweight?
Speaker: I think that's between heavy and light isn't it?
Speaker: Hold on. The only reason I know, the only reason I know that is because the, the old boy and, and, and million dollar baby kept dancing around a rank saying I challenged somebody to the wealth of weight. Five foot nine and 170 pounds. Again, why I said stop walking around the way you're walking around. Yeah. You got all kinds of fun skills and talent and
Speaker: But if somebody two inches bigger than Jeff calm down But if somebody was six to three hundred pounds and put their Sasquatch paws on you and squeeze the fucking life out of you those skills I will pay to see that I will watch every second and concentrate to and you Yeah, so his two his two championships are the
Speaker: are the featherweight and the lightweight championship. So he's one in the lightest weight and the... What the fook! What the fook! What the fook! Strawweight is the lightest, followed by flyweight, followed by bantamweight, featherweight. There's 300 weight classes.
Speaker: lightweight yeah pretty much welter waves so i would i would be i would be heavy heavy just below welter weight because i weigh about 150 yeah but there are no guys that are actually how many how many male ufc fighters are actually in the straw weight and fucking bantam weight that's what i'm saying i could go and dominate i could i could call myself the champ
Speaker: Like think about it like his so his two championships are in the featherweight and the lightweight divisions which are 145 for the featherweight and I assume 155 for the lightweight I Don't think so Yeah 145 for featherweight and lightweight is 155 like I mean, yeah You're kind of small dude
Speaker: and then uh the monster jam world finals will be at sofi stadium may 18th will be their god uh how many world finals they fucking had uh 23 this will be world finals 23 for monster jam i love it it'll be you can actually watch monster jam on youtube live now
Speaker: Really? Yes. Monster Jam was kind of fucking dumb. And then I watched one and I was like, all right, it's kind of impressive what they can do with these fucking vehicles. There's a guy on TikTok. He does. He does. He takes his monster truck and he he drives it like you would a skateboard like he's grinding on rails and shit. It's impressive as fuck.
Speaker: And then another news that no one fucking cares about. Netflix had a special, the roast of Tom Brady. Tom Brady made some shots at Tom Brady. News, not sports news. That's technically sports news. Yeah. Combo.
Speaker: the
Speaker: You did fine, buddy. You're good. So, uh, Roastmaster Extreme. Hey, Chris. What's going on, Chris? Jeffrey Ross doing what he normally does. Just absolutely killing it. Jeffrey Ross has no fucks to give and nobody's off limits. Jeffrey Ross. That's the whole point of a roast, though. Yeah, Jeffrey Ross made a joke about massages and Robert Kraft.
Speaker: Uh, and I gotta say the joke was funny. I also got to say big props to Tom Brady because he looked like a total bad ex in the middle of Jeffrey Ross doing his, and he was the MC. Yeah. Yeah. He kind of pulled a real, don't keep my coach's name. You can hear it on the mics.
Speaker: He said, uh, he basically said, don't say that shit again. That shit's off limits. But, but, but if I was Jeff Ross, I'd have been like, fuck you.
Speaker: It's a roast. That's what we do. Understandable. No, Robert Kraft laughed about it and fucking even. Understandable and Kraft did laugh, but it's a respect thing and it's a respect thing for Tom Brady because you have to remember Tom Brady went like 199th and technically not even drafted and all the NFL experts and the scouts said he was too skinny. Never going to make it.
Speaker: too awkward was not going to make, and this is a cat that was killing it in Michigan. And, and, and, and, and, um, you know, you can shake your head all you want. I'm a Michigan fan. I watched the guy play. Yeah, but he never really, they could never really settle up between him and Drew Henson. I've never heard of Drew Henson.
Speaker: That says Tom Brady is better. I'm not mad at Tom Brady. It was a respect thing. Even though Kraft laughed at him or whatever, it was a matter of like, you can say and do whatever you want because they talked about a lot of things. They joked about Giselle fucking around with her. She's all been out of shape about that now.
Speaker: You know what? You left the man and then three days later, you're on vacation with your kids. She was fucking that guy before. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sorry, you're a celebrity. There's nothing off limits. And Tom Brady, it was a good roast. Nikki Glaser. I love Nikki Glaser. I think she's fucking hilarious.
Speaker: I guess she absolutely can get it boy. Nikki wants to watch it maybe this weekend or she doesn't want to watch it. I'm going to watch it this weekend. I love what he had to say about the flake gate though. Yeah, Kevin Hart was Kevin Hart was good as as the host or whatever. Tom Brady had some good jokes. You know, he made fun of.
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Speaker: a 9 -11 joke and he said I'll never forget that day in September of 2001 when two jets collided into Drew Bledsoe and Bledsoe was there in the audience and laughing his ass off so it sounds like it was an absolutely fantastic roast.
Speaker: I love seeing this new side of Tom Brady. I loved when he won the Super Bowl down in Tampa and you see Bella check was there too. I just fucking hammered out of his mind throwing the goddamn Lombardi trophy from one boat to another. You know, just just having a good time. I'm loving this new side of Tom Brady because.
Speaker: all those years in New England, he was just all uptight and buttoned up. And I think that was just the New England way. That was Belichick. He made a joke about Belichick. He said, you know, when I left New England, the controversy was, did Belichick make me or did I make Belichick? Well, Belichick hasn't won any ring since I left. So you decide. But they needed each other.
Speaker: Apparently Tom didn't need him. Cause he went down to Tampa and won a ring. Yeah. But also a lot of those defenses helped out. Just, just saying team effort. It's not like Brady did it all his own. And it phrase for Super Bowl wins were from a kicker. And I'll get, and I'll get Brady. I'll give Brady this much credit as a player. He was a guy that.
Speaker: took less money to make sure other people got, got paid and they stayed on the teams and he made superstars out of unlikely athletes. Julian Edelman. Uh, uh, what's his name? Um, Wes Walker, Wes Walker, Mandela Mandela. Oh, uh, Julian Edelman, Julian Edelman. Uh, you know, uh, you know, Scotty Miller down in Tampa, nobody would have ever heard of Scotty Miller if it wasn't for Tom Brady.
Speaker: Because Tom Brady is a guy that's going to, if you're a wide receiver, you're getting the ball at some point in the game. So from everything I've heard, it was a great roast. It was a fantastic roast. Like I said, I'm going to try to watch it this weekend. Of course, I'm going to watch it. I don't know who I have a bigger man crush on Tom Brady or Ryan Reynolds, but you know. That's a neck and neck draw right there. Hey, can you put it down with a shot? Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker: I mean, everybody knows I do love me sometimes. I still got my Michigan Tom Brady in the closet. No, no, it doesn't. Doesn't Tom Brady's announcing gig starts in two or supposedly I think next season. OK, I was a what does he get a contract from like ESPN or something? No Fox. OK, so he's on a good network for football.
Speaker: yeah and he even made a joke about deflategate where he's like you know they made they paid 20 million to uh try and figure out if i did it hell they could have just paid me the 20 million i would have fucking said i did it that was good dell probably had
Speaker: But there's somebody that doesn't know anything. What is deflate gate deflate gate was they it was a big conspiracy and it was found to be true that they were Deflating the footballs a little bit so that when Tom Brady would throw the football It was easier for his wide receivers to catch the ball There's been a practice that's been going on for years, but because they did it they got in trouble. Yeah
Speaker: You know, the Patriots were a dynasty. You know, let's call a spade a spade. I hate the Patriots. I hate Belichick. There's been several players on that team that I've liked. Edelman, Welker. I love Gronk. He's a big dumb animal, but I love him.
Speaker: You know, there's been guys on that team that I like, I just, um, but in the NFL, uh, quarterbacks are allowed to get a certain amount of air out of the ball. Supposedly he went a little bit over that morgue and everybody freaked the fuck out because like they weren't going to win those games regardless. Like they weren't going to win those Super Bowls regardless at the end of the day.
Speaker: Well, it's like Tom Brady fucking kryptonite was that goddamn mongoloid? Eli man, Eli Manning Nick Fools Who rode the fucking short bus to his football games? But uh, also it this is the same I beat him twice. Well, yeah but also
Speaker: Michigan got in trouble for what the Patriots got in trouble for back in like the early 2000s with video taping their opponent, which was another thing that other coaches were doing going on since the dawn of time. Yeah. Yeah. I might not be a big Michigan fan, but. Well, that was the thing. The thing was is that they're like, well, Michigan stealing the signs of the other team, it's like that's been going on in fucking sports forever.
Speaker: for you. Yeah. You watch film tape. You watch. Exactly. If you're not looking for tendencies as a coach, as a player. Yeah. No, I'm not saying they did anything wrong. I was with Mark that whole time. Let's go, baby. Now that the college football had to hand down the big punishment
Speaker: Doesn't Michigan now like they're not eligible now for awhile? I think there was no punishment handed down there. No, it was just they they slapped. They slapped dick bag on the wrist.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, there was a reason why Harbaugh left, but at the end of the day, the NCAA, their, their committee, their punishment committee, they fucked up because the guy who was like in charge of this whole fucking thing, you're not supposed to talk about anything. Like even Harbaugh didn't know all the details. And this ass clown went on Twitter and started tweeting about it. And then Harbaugh was like, Harbaugh and his lawyers were like,
Speaker: We got you now, bitch. You can't do nothing. You can't do nothing, man. You're going to you're going to take some of our fucking scholarships away from us. You can't do shit because they couldn't.
Speaker: They couldn't stop Michigan that whole year. And it's like, Oh, well we'll take their head coach. They won the national championship with another coach. We didn't even have Harbaugh for most of the season. And I mean, he was there for the playoffs and stuff like that. But yeah, we didn't even, we, we found out like what two or three hours before we played Penn state in, in happy Valley at night.
Speaker: Our guy my guy. Okay. Okay, your guy Michigan fans Coach motherfucking more baby. I'm so excited to see what he does next season. I love Sharon more I've been a fan of him for a long time and I was so happy that they put ass whooping on fucking Alabama in the playoffs to by the way now We ain't got an easy schedule next year
Speaker: And for all those Vikings fans that are shitting on JJ McCarthy being our starting quarterback, let's give it a little bit of time before we... I mean, the guy did a great job playing football at quarterback for Michigan, you know. Take your word for it. But anyway, Connor, it's your turn. You're up to bat, buddy.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: They do have a long road ahead of them. Unfortunately, they do have to play Washington again this year, Oregon this year, USC.
Speaker: and apparently the off season championships. I don't know. They're going to fucking repeat. Ohio State has claimed themselves the offseason champions because they've spent like $45 million in NIL to try to buy a team. But what's funny is like four of the players that they bought came from a team that Michigan absolutely embarrassed in the Rose Bowl. So and one guy who in all honesty probably wasn't going to be at the University of Alabama
Speaker: after that Rose Bowl uh appearance anyways and that's their their fucking center so but uh we're Ohio we're Ohio state we think we're gonna be good because we spend why would i why would i why would i say that this is what the fuck is yeah why do we care say it tomorrow on fucking your show you fucking only think about yourself this is what the fuck news not talking shoes
Speaker: God every time I hear him. It's like I wonder what talking shit's gonna do. It's like what about the fucking network mark bigger picture asshole Oh, you're feeling some sort of way. I said no drama to me In lighter news in lighter news shout out to I'll say my friend because you guys haven't had the opportunity to really meet him yet, but I'll eventually get him up here one night on a Saturday night to hang out with us and
Speaker: Shout out to my friend and former guest of, and we'll say friend of the network as well, and former guest of Glitch House Music, Hunter Lott. He dropped his new single the other day. Monday it came out. We're gonna take a real quick break. His new song, You Had Your Chance. Enjoy. He's done.
Speaker: I told my mama that you had a heart of gold I was weak and searching for a miracle Then you opened my soul and decided to just close the door But I should've known that you were gonna drive me crazy Half my thoughts saying maybe she loves me But why am I in so much pain? I look over my shoulder cause you're getting bold
Speaker: I'm never gonna be safe Girl, I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets, that's your ego Just when I let you keep Baby, you were the dice And now that I'm doing fine You text me, call me and DM me While I'm trying to sleep
Speaker: You said that you were sorry but you gotta know I made up my mind a long time ago I'm happy now is to all keep my stance and then I'll do my dance, baby
Speaker: Baby you left me crying and all alone I felt like I was dying in that bitter cold We had something special that I had never seen before
Speaker: That you were gonna drop me crazy Have I thought saying maybe she loves me But why am I in so much pain I know I'm not insane and my memory's hazy
Speaker: I'm no longer feeling that way Girl I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets that your ego just would not let you keep Baby you were the dice and now that I'm doing fine You text me, call me and DM me while I'm trying to sleep You said that you were sorry but you got us wrong I made up my mind
Speaker: I'll do my dance, baby
Speaker: And then I'll do my dance, baby, you had your chance. Yes, sir. A little Hunter a lot for you guys. Go ahead and check him out on all social media and wherever you're going to stream music at hunterlotmusic .com. Go show the kids some love. He's had one other song hit the top, hit the chart.
Speaker: I think he said he came in 74th on the chart. And I told him, I made a bold prediction. And I told him when I interviewed him, I said, this song is definitely going to get hit the charts. And I made a bold prediction. And I said that I think that song, I was just hearing a sample of it. So I think this song is easily going to hit the top 40 on those same charts. So I enjoyed it. Much, much, much love, much respect to him. Him and I are developing a really cool friendship.
Speaker: Uh, we, we talked quite a bit. He actually hooked me up with my guests for Friday night. They're friends of his. Uh, he got to do a show with them about a year, a year and a half ago up here in Ohio and, uh, got to perform with them and everything like that. And even those guys spoke very highly of him. So, uh, congratulations on your new single buddy. Uh, it's a, it's a banger as the kids say these days, tired.
Speaker: It is, bye, yeah. Can't wait to see you do more and hear you do more. We were talking today at our conversation. He was like, hey, Dennis, gotta go. I have an idea. I must go right. And I don't know if it had something to do with our conversation or not, but I told him, I said, make sure you keep me updated.
Speaker: I want 10%. He's such a good kid and I'm super proud of him and I'm super excited for him. Here's my guest for Friday night. What's going on, guys? Hey, guys.
Speaker: uh southern outlaws outlaws band so they'll be joining me friday night as i said at the beginning of the show if you're not already go ahead and check out the social medias facebook instagram uh twitter and or x whatever you want to call it
Speaker: and TikTok, don't forget, shall we do have shows Monday through Sunday on YouTube. Mondays, we kick off with men camper men. It's a men's mental health show. Tuesday night is just garage. Wednesday nights is what the fuck news, what you're watching right now. Thursday nights is talking shit. Make sure you tune in tomorrow night. They're doing an open door challenge and I think they're talking serial killers. So I think I'm going to pop in for a little bit and hang out with the guys. I don't know how long I'll be there, but I'm going to pop in for a little bit.
Speaker: Coming out as a serial killer, buddy. Uh, Friday nights, this guy, music, make sure you tune in this Friday night. Cause as I've already said a couple of times, the Southern outlaws band will be joining me and hanging out. We're going to have a good time, uh, and chitchat. And then Saturdays is the unhinged, unapologetic, uncensored cornerstone of the network, nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: With our open door challenge, we do every Saturday night where we drop the link and invite everybody and anybody to come in and hang out with us. And then we wrap the week up on a, on a low key note, if you will, nice and calm. Everybody's having a good time. We're just going to, we're going to end the week on a nice low key moment. Our guy, Jerry Vichy with the Jarvis podcast reviews. I think he's got an interview this week.
Speaker: Yes, I do. Yes, sir. Fuck you, Connor. He's got a new logo, too. Are you really? Yes. You'll have to watch the show, Connor, to find out. I probably won't see it then. But but that's the whole rundown. Make sure you guys give us a follow. Give us a give us a listen. And don't forget to give Jeff the old double comments.
Speaker: I can't I can't do the pop right now. I'll reach around from back in the day. Uh real quick Mount Rushmore action heroes for total Bruce Willis Stallone. Tom Cruise says simple Jack. I'm going to go with uh I'm going to go with uh Stallone. Uh Van Dam Willis and uh Schwarzenegger. Really? Yeah, I wouldn't put
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Next thing I do because he was in black dog. I'm not a that's your list. I just said no no disagree. It's your top four. You're you're Rushmore of action heroes Bronson Swayze Willis. Yeah, Kurt Russell and and I go ahead and for my fourth.
Speaker: I'm not sure. Robert Downey Jr. Well, see, simple Jack, you put Cruz on your list. First and Slater. Talking up the volume. No, Jeff, we fucked up. What? Nick Cage has to be on our Rushmore. Oh, yeah, there it is. That's my fourth, Nick Cage. Fucking Nick Cage. I'm dropping. I'm dropping. With his T -shirt. I'm dropping. With the T -shirt. I'm dropping Army.
Speaker: Sorry already you're out bro, but you gotta be aware to well, he's wonder what a t -shirt Yes, I'm listening I'm trying
Speaker: You got a fucking problem with major pain Steven no, I just was asking if that was major pain I love when he's telling the little little engine that I Disagree with you. I gotta go with Tom Cruise Tom Cruise has to be on there He's got like seven fucking Mission Impossible movies and they're all pretty decent. That's the problem. I mean ripoff it's just
Speaker: If you don't answer me when I talk to you I'm gonna put my
Speaker: I said, I said no debate. I just wanted your. Yeah, exactly. I'll put Cruz on there. I'll put it alone on there. Uh I hate to steal from him but like Schwarzenegger's pretty good. Um and Who would be a good fourth? Robert Downey doesn't belong on there. Um no **** I don't I don't know. I can barely
Speaker: I'll give you three. God, so I said Bronson. Kurt Russell. Good Lord, even that's a hard list to do. OK, well, here's an idea, but Bruce Lee. I'll go Bruce Lee and you know what? I'll go Chuck Norris. Jeffrey next Wednesday night. Jackie Chan Jackie Chan.
Speaker: Yeah, let's let's mix with next Wednesday. Let's do another starting five. Yeah This I don't think Connors ever got to take part of the starting five Okay, okay for next Wednesday gentlemen five your Mount Rushmore's
Speaker: No duplicates. So if somebody steals it, you can't use it. And so the Wednesday after is when we count the votes. You have a whole week to get your votes. So is it for action movies or are we doing something else? Action stars. Action stars to be on top five to be on Mount Rushmore. And we'll talk more outside of the show so we can lock everything in. But next Wednesday night,
Speaker: Next Wednesday night here on what the fuck news, uh, we're going to bring back, uh, an old segment, uh, the starting five, and we're going to do all our top five in our opinion. Um, action five action heroes, action stars, whatever you want to call them. And chatter's box. If you guys want to get involved.
Speaker: feel free to hit us up on our email. Uh, nonsense, go nonsense podcast, gmail .com and you can send in yours and we'll have a list as well. If we get enough people involved, but we're going to bring it back and we'll do it right at the beginning of the show next Wednesday night so we can get them out there. We do an NFL style draft.
Speaker: You have your and it's a and it's a state draft. So whoever picks first in the first round will pick last in the second round and nobody can pick the same people. So we're going to have 20 different people for our list and posted on social media. Will you guys get to vote on who has the best list? Yeah, it's kind of hard to go to Connor for his current event or his camera.
Speaker: No, I'm here I'm here I'm just I'm struggling The entire cast of any of the expendables movies is a good pick Yeah, you just put that poster up on fucking Call a day, you know because Bruce Willis was such a badass. It's What he is like today though. That's the thing
Speaker: Let's pull our mother's money together and we'll buy a bunch of plaster of Paris and we'll build our own Mount Rushmore. Oh, you guys get another opportunity to knock me off my pay. Yeah. But see, here's the thing. We're not going to pull up. I knock you off your peg. It's going to be why you sleep with a stick. You better get a big stick and we all know what's going to happen. A little slugger right over there.
Speaker: You're gonna look like a chihuahua running with a giant branch. Worth it. That scene alone in Die Hard just makes me cringe. So anyways, Connor, are you ready, buddy? What do you got for us in current event? Yeah. Yeah. So like I said, I got, I got some political news. I got some world news and I've got some interesting fun news. Uh, so in the segment of, of political news,
Speaker: Uh, our, our wonderful leader of the United States of America, our great president, Joe Timothy Biden, your great, great, great, great, great, great, great. Great. You guys share a name nonsensical Biden down here. Ladies and gentlemen, didn't you guys didn't know that it was the grandson of our, of our great president.
Speaker: But our wonderful fearless leader says that he will stop sending bombs and artillery shells to Israel if it launches a major invasion of Rafah on the Gaza Strip as the conflict in Israel continues to fight on. Isn't that like a play on words? He's like, I won't do it, but the army will. I won't do it, but oh my God, did you see the other people just do it?
Speaker: I didn't say it but Nancy Pelosi push the button oh My god the other day
Speaker: I got to bring this up. Oh my God. Yes. Where she was, she got called out in an interview. He says he's on CNN no less. And the CNN reporter called her out. Donald Trump has the worst job loss record in the history of presidency
Speaker: And she goes on to keep talking. And the anchor goes, yeah, but that was a worldwide pandemic. And Nancy Pelosi's head explodes, and then goes, Donald Trump has the worst loss of jobs in the history of president. I'm like, yeah, we heard you. But it was a worldwide pandemic. She was like, if you want to sit there and be a Trump defender, OK. It's called that. Well, it's just the truth.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. God forbid anybody ever tell it, but you know, that's just the truth. Why is it every time I see Nancy Pelosi, I just think that every time she needs a recharge, she goes to like Frankenstein's lair and gets her fucking mail. I always think Madame Trousseau is going to come by and go, sorry, we lost this.
Speaker: I think I think that Donald Trump or not Donald Trump. I think that Joe Biden looks a little bit like a walking corpse. But when I see Nancy, she looks like she looked. She should have been gone 10 years ago. I'm not talking about from the US government. Yeah, in general, yes, she looks like the the evil chick from from the Emperor's New Groove.
Speaker: Yes, live action version of Ebbers New Groove, Nancy Pelosi as the chick. And Connor is frozen. Yeah, I was going to say, I think Connor's frozen. I think his internet finally died. The left have frozen Connor. He's not first. We call him nonsensical Biden for a reason.
Speaker: Did you see Joe Biden? Uh, I think it was just this week. He couldn't even fucking, he almost fucking tipped over a desk. No, I haven't seen him because you want to know how much political bullshit that I watched or neither do I. So, so, um, the nerds of the world are freaking the fuck out right now because, um,
Speaker: Oh, Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill said, I'm voting for Biden. And there's all these memes where it's like, but you were the chosen one. For Connor after what he said. Connor got cancelled. No, but I think somebody needs to take the bullet, so to speak, and turn one.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. No, I'm saying because if you say if you put in a bill that term limits should be enforced on on Congress, you are committing political suicide. No, I was laughing because of what Connor just said. Technical difficulties. My laptop just restarted itself for no reason. Just saying government. Yeah. You keep talking about Joe Zuckerberg.
Speaker: back to uh back to jeff's conspiracy bunker uh jeff breaking the news the government has just shut down connor do you know anything about this or were you made aware i am doing the research as we speak sir i would love if jeff just texted me Edward Snowden just texted me did you hear Robert Robert F Kennedy who's also running for president as much as i would love to see him win he's not
Speaker: But he said day one in office, he's going to pardon Edward Snowden. I was like, God bless him. Snowden ain't going to last five minutes when he's in the country because somebody going to kill him. But I guarantee you, there's a CIA hit on that, dude. This is how little I pay attention to politics in the political world. You don't know who Edward Snowden is. I've heard the name, but I don't know who he is. I don't know what he is. A lot of secrets. OK, so Edward Snowden was a whistleblower.
Speaker: He worked for the NSA and he basically told the world the NSA is listening to your personal phone call I'm not listening anymore because you said whistle blower in my head No, he he literally came out and he said the NSA is listening to every phone call Wasn't he wasn't he with the Bush administration?
Speaker: I think so. You got a very good whistle blower. You just told everybody what people already are listening to us. Like, right. Look, I guarantee this. Everybody listening right now. I seen this brand new product. It's called a slip and slide. And you can go to slip and slide for your summer fun. Basically, it's just a giant rubber mat and you pour water on it and you run and you slide. It's the slip and slide at toys or us .com.
Speaker: How many of you sons of bitches come tomorrow morning? I'll get inundated with fucking slip and slide or Toys R Us ads on everything you do. You're welcome. Today's top news now. Chris has got his new job. He's a fill it at marketing. You're welcome Toys R Us.
Speaker: Connor has said fighting the computer coming back. Hang on. That is the wrestling match we need right now. No, it's all of this technology we have. It listens to everything we say. 100%. You can have a conversation with a friend of yours. And I think we actually, we talked about it on the show. We talked about not too long ago, like Tinder and online dating and stuff like that, right? Dude, I can't scroll through.
Speaker: Any social media even my even like my games that I have like kill time games that have ads that pop up It's all online dating stuff. Yeah You know, I mean like So that's all it is. It's it's like all so You're not really blowing any whistle. I don't know. I have no idea who stoned it. So Excuse my well, well, basically the CIA put a hit out on him. He's actually hiding out in Russia and
Speaker: And the dude is seriously fucking like you can't walk into his apartment. He's like, oh, you got to put your phone in the microwave. I'm like, wait, this is a brand new phone. Hey, you ain't wrong. Simple Jack. Amen. And at nine ninety eight, you're going to have fun all summer with. Hey, are you good, buddy? Yeah, my computer just restarted it. So what else? What else you got? I don't know what the flip just happened. So in
Speaker: Okay Sorry in other news but similar news On the world side Israel still on the same subject just sees control of the Rafa border crossing and the impact on the on Gaza could be Devastating it could also be devastating on. Oh, I don't know Israel because you know United States provides them with fucking everything, you know and
Speaker: I'm not which sir side I should be on. Honestly, they've been fighting ever since biblical time. Are we really thinking us getting involved is going to stop? There's no side to be on. Just leave them alone. Just let them fight. And that's my thing. It's like, it's like, why does this, why does it not to be an asshole, but why does this affect the United States? Oh, that's right. It doesn't.
Speaker: they don't just just let they've been fighting. They've been fighting since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since since
Speaker: just put a UFC style octagon and one -on -one, just 24 hours. It's just a 24 -7 concept. Yeah. Hamas. Hamas. I think the big reason that people are going ballistic is because Hamas called for the, essentially the genocide of all Jews. And it was kind of, kind of feels like a 1940s kind of deal, but you're feeling right at home there with Hamas. Yeah.
Speaker: You're never gonna stop it even if even if it stops there's still gonna be somebody sitting in the shadows going fuck them guys and for all the Politicians that sat there on their fucking high horse saying go Hamas like fuck them too
Speaker: start with me. You little
Speaker: My thing is this I don't have a dog in the fight at the end of the day I honestly don't care. I feel almost like I do with with the election where's like I Mean, I can't really support Hamas because it's kind of a terrorist group, but I don't really support Israel So there's also a terrorist group
Speaker: Well, you also have to remember, you know, you know, with, with, and again, I'm, this is something that I just, I just turn a, I just turned my ear holes off when it comes up. But Hamas, Hamas wants to basically, they want, they want the genocide. They want, they want all, all the jurors, people to just go away. So we have in America, on American college campuses,
Speaker: We have people that are pro Hamas at the end of the day. I don't get that. Which is embarrassing. That blows my mind. They're being told to be that because none of these fucking professors anymore can keep their fucking opinions to themselves about the political views. And let's be honest. Yeah, but I'm sorry. If you're not condemning somebody who wants to kill all of something. But let's be honest.
Speaker: 98 % of these protesters don't have a job. They have no idea what's going on. They don't know the, dude, if I was in college, I'm like here, I'm here to meet bitches. However, now it's go prance around and call everyone racist. However, if you're going to pick a side, I'm going to get laid while I'm there. You want to be on the side of people who are not trying to commit a goddamn genocide again.
Speaker: Yeah, to the Jewish people are the Israelis or what? Because there's a lot of Jewish celebrities that are coming out and speaking and they're like, do you guys not remember World War II? Do you not remember what Hitler did?
Speaker: It's at this point, it's almost repeating itself and they're Americans. And then like, and they're like, as Americans, this is, this is, this hurts. And, and, and, you know, so, you know, if you're going to pick a side, don't be on the side that wants to fucking, we're going backwards in history is what's happening. It's because, uh, it's because, uh, colleges and even all the way down to elementary school,
Speaker: their white walk. Yeah. History. And they're getting rid of all the stuff that's too scary. And it's going to make our kids have made mention. Yes. There are colleges getting in trouble. I know. I saw that. I try that. Now loves Trump. I saw that. Cracked me up. Instead of teaching our kids world history and this, that and the other thing, they want to teach our fucking kids about pronouns and transgenders and sexuality.
Speaker: you know, and and and you want to make sure that you call every there's an eight year old **** kid. They don't know the difference between like a boy or like a girl and last week, he wanted to be a T Rex and this week, he wants to be a goddamn kangaroo. Next week, he's probably going to want to be a **** truck and you're going to click at eight years old had fully embraced his Sasquatchian hair. I wish Sasquatchian. I I about lost my mind this weekend because Carson on Friday,
Speaker: Uh, I guess while he was at school, one of his friends told him something, but he didn't explain to us that it was one of his friends who said it. So I thought it was a teacher who said it. Oh, I was about to go down to the school and lose my absolute ever loving fucking mind, but he came home and he was like, did you know that 50 % of men marry other men? I was like, first of all, that is a false statistic.
Speaker: That's not even an accurate statistic. That's not even close to you. Actually, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you know what? I was going to say. Because 50 % of this podcast married another man. Chris and I were married. Chris, yeah. Jeff and I were married. Facts. Facts. Were. But then I went. Surprisingly, that marriage didn't last very long. Oh, I was young and I was young and I was married. Because of Glick. It Glick's all good fault.
Speaker: Now I'm happy to say I am I am 100 uh full on vegetarian and uh I identify as a lesbian. Yeah I I am right there with you. I am a vegetarian and I identify as a lesbian, but I I thought I would lose my mind. Click 2028
Speaker: You've heard it. Don't forget gender studies. Simple Jack. Don't forget gender studies. That's a. Before this goes out the rails and we start saying shit and races is full. Before we divide our audience anymore.
Speaker: I think we've already done that well enough. Connor, please tell me you got something to lighten the mood. Yes, I do. I have one more. As a matter of fact, I just heard from my military contacts. Nuclear bombs. Wait, that's the line on on lighter news. I have all out yet by chance. I have news from Brian's neck of the woods.
Speaker: Firefighters. May 8 firefighters in Florida were called to a Starbucks cafe to eject an unruly customer from the drive -thru. An alligator was sitting in the drive -thru lane blocking cars and they couldn't get it to leave.
Speaker: Jesus, I think that's a crime. Why buy a truck when you can buy a Glick? Facts on facts. Why call the fire department not animal control, but on a side note? Just a side note here real quick, Connor, and I'm going to let you finish. I already did. I'm pretty quick about it. I'm Kanye all of a sudden. I'm going to let you finish.
Speaker: Yes. So check this out. A dude got attacked by an alligator, right? And it was on land. And another guy like ran up and tried to help him. And they were like punching the alligator and everything else. It wasn't doing anything. Homeboy that tried to help jump back in his truck and just said, fuck you alligator and ran him over. Right. All the more reason by truck. I'm just saying. So the person running it over.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I think I hit by a truck twice. Do you think the alligator would be dead? Hell no. Alligator fucking gets up, shakes it off, looks at the truck, and scurries back into the pond. Yeah. So on that note, my dad has wanted to move to Florida for years now. And they finally bought a new house out in Ohio because they're weird. But anyway, they're staying there. And I sent him. Oh, they're special.
Speaker: I sent him a video of what we talked about a little while ago with alligators, but I sent him a video of last week an alligator scaling a fence in somebody's backyard. I told you that. I'd have gotten me a brand new belt, boys, because I would have shot that fucker. I told you guys about that. I didn't know alligators could climb. Why do you need a wild? I walked out on my back patio and I had a you know, I had a big like six foot, eight foot privacy fence, the wooden fences.
Speaker: And, and I walked out there and I was getting, I think I was going to do a periscope or something. And I walked out there and there's a fucking six foot gator with his head over the top of my fence. My first reaction was, Oh shit. Followed by my second reaction. You want a beer? I cocked back, hit him in his fucking snoop.
Speaker: to which he fell off my bench. I didn't know alligators could fall, could climb. Yeah. Yeah. That's creepy. That's like unnatural. Yeah. No. Have you watched the video? It looks wrong. I've seen it in real life. It is scary.
Speaker: Yeah. And yeah, I was like, Google this real quick. Is this normal? Because I'm thinking I got a super, I got a superhuman alligator. This guy's got somebody called Guinness, somebody called Guinness. Google on our YouTube alligators. I'd call the beer company. They're climbing fences. They're climbing everywhere. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker: It's the Conor McGregor of alligators. My neighbor at the time, he sees what happens. He was like, bro, he's like, bro, did you just punch an alligator? Worked, didn't it? I was like, yeah, I did. I would move the very next day. I would be gone.
Speaker: Oh, we had gators all the time in the pond behind our house. No, no, no. That's day one shit. Wait, there's gators here? Sorry, I'm not buying this out. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. This is where you draw the line. Have you seen the fucking snakes they got down in that neck of woods? Most of the time. Cancun translates in Mayan to snake bit.
Speaker: But most of the time, alligators are pretty docile for being a living, breathing dinosaur. Unlike that bastard, the Komodo dragon that wants to kill and eat everything in his path. No, no, no. Not just kill, bite, then stalk you till you die, then eat you. Yeah, because they poison. But alligators are actually pretty docile creatures unless it's mating season. That's when they're their most aggressive. From what I've learned.
Speaker: I'm docile until it's mating season. Isn't it always mating season for you Jeff? I don't care You see Jeff Bezos is pissed off at the governor down in Florida now
Speaker: fuck Jeff Bezos. What the fuck does that dude have to be pissed off about? Honestly, he's got bringing he was bringing his headquarters to Florida and the governor of Florida banned whatever was good.
Speaker: uh look that right up all the more reason to find another state let's let's all feel bad for Bezos yeah at the end of the day shut his business down tomorrow and be like i'm good okay this is a guy who had to give his ex -wife like i don't know what was it four five six billion dollars to which she just said i'm gonna donate it all to charity
Speaker: And he made that money back in a day. It was because of him investing 60 million dollars into lab grown meat. Well, yeah, the Florida just banned lab grown. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? And you know what? I'm all for it. I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to eat something like I'd rather go hunt a deer and shoot it myself. So lab grown meat.
Speaker: Well, now Connor left. I was going to ask him a question. We got off subject. I was going to ask him a question about I'm still here. Yeah. So so they called the fire department to come get this gator. The gator just wanted his triple latte espresso capo mochi pumpkin spice latte. I don't know. So how they get them out of the drive through the fire department and go, what do you want us to do? You'd lasso time to the back of the truck and drive away.
Speaker: So let me pull it back up here. That's what I would have done. You need you need you need Billy the reptile guy or whatever his name is. Yeah, this is the third one. Yeah. Live action. Yeah, it doesn't say how they got them out there after coordinating with friends at the at the North Port Police Department, we safely replayed relocated our scaly friends to a nearby pond.
Speaker: fire rescue uh yeah no i it looks it sounds like they they're the ones who did it i don't know how well i've seen people i've seen people relocate gators they literally just cover its face with like a fucking small blanket and then grab the fucker so it's not that hard not that i'm gonna rush out and do it tomorrow but yeah i i'm not gonna fuck with a gator you know like you know what there's another starbucks on the next block i'm going there fuck this
Speaker: Me driving for everywhere me driving by a Starbucks seeing that reason I don't go to Starbucks Looks coffee bean, you know any other pictures that whole bitch Starbucks or just go buy my coffee somewhere else go buy my coffee somewhere else I don't mind a Starbucks and now and then but I'm not that I'm not an asshole that drinks it all the time I Get it on occasion
Speaker: Did you guys ever see the man that punched the kangaroo? It was a few years back. Which one? We've seen like four of them on the show. The dog or the kangaroo had the dog in the head. Yeah. Yeah. And the guy just went up and punched the kangaroo. That's the guy. And the kangaroo went like this. Now that he can beat up a kangaroo. Did you say something about punching a kangaroo? See? You haven't run into the Conor McGregor of kangaroos, though. Dude.
Speaker: What? Five foot nine hundred? No, no, no, no. Fuck you. No, there's a guy. There's a guy. Yeah, he does it with Australian accent. So I think she or however that would go. We would dare to throw another shrimp on the Barbie. No, there's a guy. There's a guy that's got a.
Speaker: There's a guy that has this fucking kangaroo in his in a pen in his yard. And this thing makes Schwarzenegger look like a my pinky. It's just Jack like you fucking read about Jack. I agree. There are some cacti's or
Speaker: kangaroos out there but um dude kangaroos are mean don't get me wrong i'll beat the shit out of a bunny rabbit but i'm not going up against kangaroo oh they lean back they lean back on their they lean back on their tail and kick you into next week yeah you know what i do when they lean back on their tail i learned a lesson from the goddamn karate kid and i ain't no bitch
Speaker: Oh, so you had a crazy kick in his ass? You had a crazy kick in his ass? So no mercy! Straight first, straight third! Come back! Come down there, Johnny Lawrence. God damn. I still stand by the fact
Speaker: that Johnny Lawrence was the real karate kid and Ralph. The bad guy and called down Barney Stinson. Ralph. No, but Ralph Machu is kind of a bitch. Let's be honest. Ralph Machu is an asshole. Just like Zach Morris. Oh my God. Zach Morris is trash. Get it right. But, but, but no, but Johnny Lawrence was having a discussion with his girlfriend or they were just broken up or whatever. And.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Just top news when Jeff finds the rabbit he wants to fuck around with. You think I'm kidding? Sorry, Jarvis. Sorry, Jarvis. I got to drop that down because that will 100 % get us. Oh, yeah. We took a kick in the dick for the SNL skit that we played on here. That's 100 % going to get us copyrighted. Why?
Speaker: why you can play i think it's four seconds true facts off facts Jarvis that was that would you facebook youtube and whoever else well nobody think about it this way if that was your content you'd want to get paid for it so you know
Speaker: fuck you. Sorry, guys, I was trying to bring culture to the show. Sorry. Money Python is not culture, sir. Just because it's British doesn't make it. That's like I'm culture. I walked down to an abbey. I love that scene, though, when they're like.
Speaker: Rabbit stew fucking rabbit just comes up and bites him in the neck and then the one wizard guy See I told you but she wouldn't listen. Oh, no, it's just a cute I'll kick the shit out of a bunny. I don't care Dude, there's four hundred more there We go to break here
Speaker: I want to go ahead and I'm going to start getting into some stuff. Good night, Mark. You know, since it's your, since it's bedtime at the nurse. Check your bed for alligators, buddy. Because you never know. Well, Chris is debating on what to say. Good. Good.
Speaker: Uh, I want to, I want to start getting into, you know, I've got a lot of really good stories for you guys tonight. We're probably going to go over a little bit here, but, uh, it is what it is. I don't want to wait until next week because they'll be irrelevant at that point in time. But, uh, before we go to break, I just do want to say, uh, Greece is no longer the word. The bird is the word. No.
Speaker: Our grease fans out there anybody who is a fan of grease or ever watched grease I love these You may know this person. You may not know this person by her name, but you'll know her by her character Susan Buckner Passed away at 72 Not really
Speaker: We still have celebrities to die. Susan Buckner was playing Patty Simcox. Well, Patty Simcox is the goofy chick that nobody likes. She was the hoity -toity cheerleader. She ends up with the jock at the end of the movie.
Speaker: Gentlemen, I am. I am going to dip. We have tornado sirens going off here. So I'm going to I'm going to peace out. Sick as a dog. I'm here, you fucking. Last night, I was outside sending you guys videos. Yeah, that's because you're a dumbass. That's because he's a Sasquatch and then he ain't a bitch. Yeah, she was the brood. Really, Stephen, you're going to you're going to call me a bitch.
Speaker: Come here come to Indiana you Canadian. Come here. I would love to see a tornado. He's gotta get his Canadian passport first. I don't care. How crippled do you think I am? I promise I put you know what? You don't have the capability to do what I did to the tornadoes last night. You are not the champ and you are what your pants would run away and you are absolutely not pay coast bill.
Speaker: You are not roping a tornado. Dude, that tornado looked at that tornado looked at Glick and went like, nice belt. You want to see my five? It's Bill. Uh huh. It's Bill. You could barely survive a tornado. You ain't surviving on tornadoes. I'm going to. I'm going to stay safe, man. The tornado. Bye, buddy. I love you. You're pretty. I know I am safe.
Speaker: I was going to ask him to show his boobs before he left. Man, I hope a tornado...
Speaker: prison rapes him. Simple. Don't blow his house down. Just like reaching the window. Like a total family guy segment where it's like the tornadoes going through it and sees Connor and just reaches in the basement window and grabs him out and just assault him. Speaking of tornadoes, boys, have you seen the new Twister trailer? Is it out? I haven't seen it.
Speaker: And it's it looks really good. I'm not hating on it. You know, you know, simple outside of her character. I don't even know where really, you know, the Patty Simcox character. Yes, she was annoying. She was obnoxious. But she was a very attractive woman. She was a good looking broad team Sandy here.
Speaker: Yeah, well, she's not so much the not so much the beginning of Sandy, but I know, dude, dude, I love I love a chick in a poodle skirt. That's sexy as fuck. I was I was a Frenchie guy. I love Frenchie. Really? I've never been a Frenchie chick. I you know who I love? I love you. That's Dr. Channing boy. Yeah. Yeah. I love Dr. Channing. Yeah, man. I love me some Frenchie, man.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I I was Stalker Chang the whole **** way. She's team Rizzo. Rizzo. Yeah. I love Rizzo, man. Hickey from Kanicki. It's like a Hallmark card. Dude, you know how many times I've used that line? You know how many times I didn't work? So, so before we before we go. Never not work, buddy. So, before we go to break, I want to ask you guys.
Speaker: Ask Glick. Why would you ask me? I don't, I don't ever use the lines. That Hickey I used, I got you on you. Well, Glick's, Glick's sexual thing was Grease Lightning. I ain't never had a Hickey on my ball sack before, Jeff. You knew him. You couldn't, you can't even see your ball sack. You can't even see your ball sack. How do you know? I can. I can think of it as the toe sack.
Speaker: You took advantage of me. I was, I was only 17 and you were 18. You were, you, you are a hashtag worth it. Before I'm just saying, Hey, you know, and I was impressionable. I was like, Hey, this is kind of nice. It's called, I'm sorry. It's called grooming. I was groomed by like, like apparently drink did the Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker: uh tune in monday night where i tell my story where i was groomed yeah there was a predator story if you're just sorry about millie bobbie brown and drake oh yeah and uh what was it it's creepy absolutely
Speaker: Fucking destroyed Drake. No, he she's he's been texting her since she was 15. Yeah Drake wants to do an apology fucking video of him at one of his concerts where he pulled a fan up on stage and he was like Just straight up molesting her from behind and dancing all on her and grinding on her And then he was like how old are you and she was like 17 and he was like, huh? He was just like
Speaker: I mean, you don't look like it dress like that acting the way you are. And then he just like walked up and like kissed her on the forehead, kissed her on each side of her chick and then kissed her on the lips. I'm like, bro, you literally just molested this chick. And then she told you that she was 17. And then, and then you just acted like it was nothing. Ain't no wonder you got shot in the fucking back on the grassy and ended up in a wheelchair. You bitch made motherfucker. Exactly. You know, I'm sorry, but.
Speaker: It's pedo season, Jeffrey. Apparently. Where's that? Where's that fucking? Yeah, I got it. I got to agree to it. Damn it. Damn it, Jeff. God damn it. I was just trying to put so many things. Yeah, that's true. So many things. We're talking about fucking Drake being a weird.
Speaker: I mean most of Hollywood now is being welcome to the nonsensical networking. What the fuck news did you did you see now? The guy from the Nickelodeon thing is actually suing the Vic. Yeah, he's saying he's innocent. Yeah You're about as innocent as fucking Bill Cosby calm down. Well, well He was portrayed in a different light and I guess it wasn't a
Speaker: No. So from what I understand from that whole situation is that it wasn't Snyder who was, yeah, he was creepy. It wasn't Snyder who was, or I think it's his name's Dan Snyder, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it wasn't him that was doing the things to the kid. He was just kind of, cause he would like want his, like his head massaged or his shoulder massaged or he was just weird. And that's where he has a problem because he's like, I never did anything to anybody, but they portrayed me out to be.
Speaker: the guy who was doing the terrible things and it wasn't me. So if it wasn't him that was doing the things that wasn't Dan Schneider, well, not only that, but if it wasn't, I understand his frustration, but bro, if it was now you're just digging that hole even deeper.
Speaker: I do agree. Show the proof that you didn't do that shit, Dan Schneider. How do you how do you not? How do you have that proof, Steven? That's like proof that you didn't go to the bathroom today. But but again, shout out to the. Is taking videos with all those little kids. Well, but shout out again. Shout out to the older brother for Mike Farley, because obviously he knew that shit was going on behind the scenes, whether it was Dan Schneider or not, or whatever his name is.
Speaker: Um, but he was there to protect those kids. Yeah. He was literally risking his entire career to make sure those kids on iCarly were, were, were safe. Did they do anything after iCarly or did they pretty much say while he's trying to stop all these petals at Nickelodeon? I don't know if he's done anything before or after. He's one of those guys where like you'll see him randomly and be like, Oh, hey, that's, that's, uh, uh, Oh, what's his name? You know? Yeah.
Speaker: Google the movie and see who he's playing and then go and then Google him and then you're like Jerry trainer Is he related to Meghan Trainor I doubt it well he was on he basically did a whole bunch of Disney shit He did I colleague drink just I I go to Japan which is I Carly goes to Japan Nickelodeon buddy. He did a best player movie. Yeah, I was Nickelodeon snow day and
Speaker: It's literally he was in Donnie Darko. Snow Day with with Cuba Gooden. No, no. Snow Day with Chevy Chase. No, no. This is. Hold on. Let me see who's in this. Oh, no. No day that musical. Oh. Is it called Snow Day, that Cuba Gooden movie with with the it's called Snow Dogs. Snow Dogs. He was an evolution.
Speaker: with what's his name from fucking X -Files. Oh. I'll look into that more for next week, Simple Jack. Nothing really amazing. Did you guys hear that we're actually getting a Tron 3 movie now? Yeah, it's been in the works for a while. And Jeff Bridges is going to be in it. I like the original.
Speaker: Really? I enjoyed the show. Legacy. Well, it's not something that I've memorized or anything, but I've seen it once twice. The original one was the original one was pretty good, though. I think it was before its time, like it would have been better if the graphics could have been better, but kind of like Flash Gordon. But, you know, that came out when Star Wars came out.
Speaker: I don't know. I need to take another pill. I didn't hear that they were inside. Yeah, like a heat storm or something. I don't know. We're not supposed to hear that. Anyways, let's take a real quick break.
Speaker: We're going to come back. I got, uh, I got lots of stuff I want to cover. We might go over a little bit, but I got lots of stuff, lots of stuff I want to cover, lots of stuff I want to talk about. And, uh, I want to make sure I squeeze it all in because, uh, the only time in my life I get to say that phrase. Uh, because if I wait until next week, it's going to be super irrelevant, but we're going to take a real quick break.
Speaker: I got, uh, music. I said, I got, I got new music tonight and I got, uh, you guys have never heard of this band. Some of you guys have probably never heard of this band. Bye buddy. Love you. See you in the morning. Uh, some of you guys may have never heard of this band. Uh, some of you guys may have heard of them.
Speaker: Uh, they will be joining me, uh, this Friday night on Glick's house of music live at 8 p .m. Right here on the nonsense on that work. So make sure you're there to hang out with us and, uh, to check and ask questions, but it is the Southern outlaws band with their song rebel soul. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: It's a mighty long way down I know some people in that rusted town But I know it all too well That rebel soul about to trade you hell Let them all muggle around You don't need them around anyhow Be a whiskey -drinking rebel soul In that small damn town
Speaker: Put on those boots and walk on down With your soil, so come on down Enjoy the ride straight to hell With that big southern hill Let's have more talkin'
Speaker: so come on down with your rebel soul place your best big ass ball put on the roof and walk real tall this damn town has it
Speaker: I like that. That was good. That was a good song. I was, I was, uh, I was listening to some of their music, uh, simple jet working on it. Feel free to share it out, bro, man. Oh yeah, man. Come on. That's the only, that's the only, that's the only thing we're missing on YouTube is 1000 subs, but I'm working on it. I'm doing what I can.
Speaker: What was the name of that band again? Sorry for cutting out. The Southern Outlaw Band. You have to put it in like that. The Southern Outlaws Band. Otherwise, you're going to get other stuff. But I learned something. And actually, I'm not going to tell you guys. I'm going to wait until Friday and I'm going to let them tell us and share with them. But I learned something about them, about a song that they did, one of my favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd songs. And I love Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Speaker: I got a story about Leonard Skinner and you're gonna have to tune in Friday for that as well because. I haven't seen Leonard Skinner once upon a time. But you know, I've got to, I've got two stories that one is weird that I know this. The other one is very near and dear to my heart. When it comes to Leonard Skinner, Jeff knows how important Simple Man is to me. I love Leonard Skinner. They're one of my favorite bands out there.
Speaker: But I, I'll let the guys tell the story Friday night about a song and I'll play it on Friday night. I specifically didn't play it tonight, but it is one of my favorite songs by Skinner. However, that it was the Southern, the Southern outlaws band. Check them out. They are everywhere on all social media, all that fun jazz. And not only that, but they'll be hanging out with me this Friday night, two days from now.
Speaker: on Glick's House of Music. We got the lead singer and the guitar player. It's gonna be a good time. It's gonna be fun. I got to talk to the lead singer today on the phone. Super cool guy. We had a fun phone conversation. They were in here earlier. Check them out. Show them some love. Welcome back to What the Fuck News, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far tonight. We're going to get back into the fuckery, if you will.
Speaker: Uh, just make sure you go ahead and check us out on all the social medias and wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsensical network or head on over to bio .link slash the nonsensical network. Show us some love. Give us a follow. Give us a like, give us a share and make sure you get your ear holes on and you're listening, trying to do something here, trying to do something that you guys, uh, enjoy and like.
Speaker: talk about the Gmail or shouldn't I show the Gmail? You show the Gmail, I just wanted to talk about it. I just I didn't know which ones you want me to show. I mean, nobody ever emails anybody these days. It's all done on social media. It's in the DMs. I went out and clapped yesterday looking for a few new guests for the Sunday show. Holy fuck has it changed?
Speaker: I'm a, I'm a humble chat. Yeah, I know. I, I, um, uh, uh, we, we, uh, well, I am on, uh, Vin IQ and, um, it shows you achievements. Um, we do have over 20 ,000, uh, views on YouTube, which is really cool. Um, I didn't know that. Uh, we just hit, I saw that the other day in the email. Yeah.
Speaker: We just hit 200 subscribers the other day. We hit 20 ,000 views back in February, and I had no idea. But which is really cool. Yeah, we got 200 subs. Let's go. But we've reached all but one requirement.
Speaker: As far as monetization on YouTube and we just got you really think that let us monetize Dude if they'll let the van us crew with as many fucking members of them getting fucking outed for being pedos Though don't monetize us for just being jackasses. Yeah We curse like sailors kids. Yeah. Well our stuff is That's why you don't put for videos for kids
Speaker: Yeah. Our, our stuff is all, and I haven't set up all our stuff is all 18 plus not for kids. So does mine. Oh, it are. Most of our stuff is scheduled. Simple Jack. Yeah. Every day between seven and a day and PM Monday through Sunday, every show is scheduled. Uh, Mondays men came from in 7 PM Tuesdays, Jeff's garage, 7 PM Wednesdays. What the fuck news 7 PM Thursdays.
Speaker: uh talking **** 8 PM uh Fridays Glick's House of Music 8 PM Saturday's uh nonsense go nonsense 7 PM and Sunday's. 7 PM. So, yeah, it's all scheduled. It's all it's all locked in and scheduled. Uh seven. It's almost like we know what we're doing. Yeah, seven nights a week. There's a live show. Uh nonetheless, however, uh I do want to get back into uh uh the news of the
Speaker: Uh Jarvis, I'm not taking shots at you. I just have a couple of sports stories here. First and foremost, uh.
Speaker: I just want to make this short and sweet. I told you guys when Deion Sanders went to Colorado, Deion Sanders was a fucking joke. He was a goddamn clown. He's a goddamn douchebag. He's going to get exposed. He's not going to be successful at Colorado. He wasn't. Players hated him.
Speaker: When he walked into the fucking players meeting, the first day he was there, he basically told everybody to get the fuck out because he's going to bring his own players in. Blah, blah, blah. He's a fucking clown. Dion Sanders is a goddamn clown for a college football coach. And it continues to get better. Dion Sanders, it came out about a month or so back. He doesn't make home visits or high school visits because if somebody wants to play at Colorado, they'll come see him.
Speaker: He's not going to go seek out. Well, I mean, that's what your scouts do anyway. Yeah, but I'm sorry. Yeah, but how many coaches go and make home visits? Save it because horrible did it. Any of your top tier main big name, even your smallest college coaches go make home visits at home.
Speaker: or they go watch them play or they go meet them in their hometown, beyond Sanders, you're a fucking clown. And this is my Colorado absolutely bomb last year because you're a fucking terrible coach and you made it all about your idiot sons who are not going to be shitting the NFL at the end of the day. I hate to break it to you. Yeah. You were a quality NFL player. You were a goddamn superstar. You were a hall of famer.
Speaker: But as a person, as a coach, you're an asshole. Well, as an individual, you have and always will be a fucking clown. He's trying to coach kids in a world where kids now, even in the eighties and the NFL, it was all about me, me, me. And now you're giving these kids multi -millions for these NIL deals. What do you expect is going to fucking happen?
Speaker: Like, yeah, I'll admit Dion Sanders, he was really good at Jackson state. They backstabbed him into Colorado. He got exposed, but he did good things at Jackson state. He did good. But, but, but behind the door, they were looking at the division there and look where they are in college football. Yeah. The end of the day, you went to a,
Speaker: You went to a big, you went to a big program and you were exposed. You're a fucking clown. You were a clown as, as a player. Yeah. You were, you were an absolute Hall of Famer. You are, you 100 % deserve and should be, if you're not already, I don't even know. He's in the hall of fame. Yeah. Um, but you have and will always be as a person, a fucking clown. And now you are destroying any hopes you have as being a college football coach because
Speaker: the the
Speaker: That's right. Fuck him. He don't want to come miles. Fuck that, dude. I'll go. Not only that, but you cannot change who you are now. You have shown your college players and people that are going to possibly think to go to your college to play for you that you are an absolute asshole. You can't go back and say, oh, just kidding. I'm the nice, caring guy now. You can do that as a coach. You've already proven that you're going to be. You're the Kodak. You're the Kodak of of fucking football coaches showing your true colors.
Speaker: Show me your true colors shining through. True. Well, yeah, there was there was kids that played on Colorado last year that said we could have been better if Dion would have made it a team effort, but he didn't. He made it all about his sons. And well, here's my question, though. We've all heard the saying those who can't teach. Well, Dion,
Speaker: he was a good player so doesn't the opposite you know those who can shouldn't teach because he was a good teacher at Jackson State the only thing is is that again Jackson State didn't know what they had he turned that whole program around in one year and then they sent his ass to Buffalo
Speaker: People are bitching about that move and it's like good on Dion Sanders for getting to that place But at the same time like I said, you can't change your coaching philosophy now. You are that You know, but you can you can learn from your mistakes You know, I mean so so he can be like he can come out and say I was wrong Will he probably not but he he could a hundred percent come out and say I was wrong Maybe I should make some home visits
Speaker: And the problem is it's going to take a kick in the ass to do that. Well, yeah. Like, you know, players, players saying, fuck him, I don't want to play there because he's a dickhead. Well, they are a lot of his. Yeah. And that's the thing. It's like if the guy is going to be a fucking asshole, do you want to go play there? Fuck no. The guy's an asshole. I put working for Glick.
Speaker: I played for coaches like that night in school, so it don't really bother me. But again, you're trying to teach a bunch of kids that are now coming into a college league that is now allowing their athletes to actually get fully paid now.
Speaker: what, like Dion Sanders said, he's like, what are you guys expecting? You're, you're not going to have kids now that are going to be like, Oh, Hey, I'm here to play football so that I can get in the NFL. No, they're going to be like, Hey, I'm in college. I'm making multimillion dollars. Here's my new Porsche. Yeah. I always believed the college kids should have gotten paid, but not the not pro level.
Speaker: Well, that's that's a sensitive subject at the end of the day, because because, you know, you're you're going to go to school. Yes, because you can run with a ball or throw a ball or hit a ball or whatever, regardless of the sport. You're not fucking special combat. You know, it's it's like if a if Jackson Pollock went to school in in Michigan,
Speaker: When he get paid He was a famous painter Would he get paid? No because he's a fucking painter. He can't run with a fucking ball I mean the guy couldn't ride a bike. He was a drunk, but yeah So check this out Good advice, by the way, I wish we could do 90 minutes, but that's never gonna happen. No check this out in other news a a amateur
Speaker: football club you're talking about soccer i saw air quotes yes washington square fc they have a new sponsorship no do they and nonsensical nonsense no it's fleshlight
Speaker: And, uh, and, and, and, and this new sponsorship caused their merchandise sales to fucking skyrocket and shout out to Mark over at talking to ship for this story. Uh, football teams, merchandise sales skyrocket after getting sponsored by Jen Jamison.
Speaker: No way they got sponsored by a fucking porn star not a porn star but a porn site
Speaker: Nice by Red Tube. I like Red Tube. That's not a bad sight. A U .S. amateur football team watch the immersion guys fly off the shelves. Now, this just have this. This actually happened back in 2019. But the story is just now coming up because again, we're Americans and nobody cares soccer. And we sure as hell don't give a damn about an amateur team. But we all love porn.
Speaker: back in 2019 after deciding over a few drinks that they would ask the porn website red to become their new main sponsor. Washington Square FC have entered an agreement with the adult site having discussed new ways to boost their social media profile and latter use they use the hashtag red tube arming. Nice.
Speaker: I think it's fine. We're grunge. We're hit. The Boston -based BSSL Division 2 outfit also launched official site in which their Red 2 branded jerseys and best could be purchased as well as singlet hats among other items. So you can buy it off of Red 2? So basically what they have is they have their jerseys, right?
Speaker: Right. And they got their little logo and their Nike jerseys, they got their little logo on the shoulder, but right across the chest, black letters and big black letters. It says a red tube. So, so is this for like guys or girls?
Speaker: It's just the sponsorship deal soccer teams soccer teams literally look like NASCAR drivers, you know, they have a bunch of logos on their jerseys. So so RedTube pays the soccer team for their logo being on their jersey. Obviously, they paid him a lot because it's right across the chest. So I don't know how well you guys can see that. Oh, OK. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker: I mean, they're kind of cool. It's tasteful. Like, yeah, exactly. So like, I mean, in all honesty, I'm not a soccer fan, but I 100 % would get a personalized jersey, get the black one would click across the back and third. Oh, like you ain't gonna have Nikki, uh, wear those outfits for you for soccer.
Speaker: Well, I don't know anything about soccer. All I know is it's a bunch of weird guys that run up and down a field and kick a round ball and play real football. Yeah. And then if somebody breathes on them, they flop around on the ground like they're LeBron James in the finals. Yeah, I know. I honestly don't know. I mean, that's kind of cool. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad either. They were.
Speaker: They were, they were sitting around the owners or whatever or sitting around having a few drinks, uh, doing their thing. How many drinks did they have? Honestly? Cause like, Hey, I got an idea. My favorite word site is red tube. Let's call them. Yeah. One guy was like, Hey, I got an idea. The other guy was like, I'm in. And then they made a call and next thing, you know, uh, yeah, you know, Jeff said that, you know, like hockey or hockey, uh,
Speaker: soccer almost a lot. Anybody who watched that Ted Lasso. Yeah, there was there was a few episodes based around an airline. Yeah, one guy would he put duct tape over it because you know, he wasn't going to support them because what they you know what they did to the people in his practice. So you know, it really is and basketball is going that route as well.
Speaker: Well, because no one cares anymore about basketball. Cleveland is sponsored by Goodyear. Goodyear's home office was started and created and founded right here in Ohio. So is the Hall of Fame for the NFL? Yeah, because football was invented in Ohio.
Speaker: Canton, yeah Canton, sorry. I wasn't serious about this show, I wouldn't have been doing this shit for the last three years. I remember that. You know, Simple Jack, I kind of got to disagree with some of the things you were saying, because I mean, these guys have been grunge, my show's been grunge, talking shit, even if they don't want to admit it, is grunge, and talking shit has over a thousand, almost two thousand subs,
Speaker: Like, yeah, a lot of that stuff may help, but ultimately it's about the people that are running the show. We're every evolving. We're every evolve and I appreciate the advice. I really do, but, uh, we're always, we're always changing. We're always evolving. Um, you know, uh, you know, my fiance and I are looking for a new place. And one of the requirements for the new place is me having my own area.
Speaker: Where I can partner where I can have a quote -unquote studio set up. You're all good, brother. I appreciate it But I really do. I appreciate your advice. Thank you. I Know it's good stuff But it's like I'm no one's taking a personal simple Jack. I hate to bring it to you, buddy It's just we honestly you could have everything perfect and you could have hosts that don't know jack shit Shut up Glick
Speaker: the the
Speaker: because he's he's he's fucking lame and he's talking about tiny and everything like that. No, I appreciate your advice, man. No, we're we're we're we're and you know, and yes, the the the main goal of the show and the network
Speaker: You know if we can make some money great, but that's not why we start out We didn't start it to to like we can retire you fuck that, you know, we all have jobs You know, this is our this is our hobby for me It's and I and I said it last night after after my show last night. It's become my new release like stress of life at the end of the day if you can just you know, it's like we grit Glick and I've been friends since high school and
Speaker: When was the last time we hung out in the same room? Click high school. You know, relation. Yeah. So it's like being able to hang out with my best friend and hang out with our friends on the daily. Oh, my God, you want to talk about a relief. And the beauty is like my wife loves that we do this here, because if not, I would go to the bar, hang out and probably get myself into trouble. So at least now she knows what the fuck I'm doing and I'm not doing anything nefarious.
Speaker: It's replicated every week, but at the end of the day, I mean, at the end of the day, I'd rather be known for being a real person, being real, and having fun at a good time than portraying myself as something I'm not. And I don't even know. And technically, we do replicate every day because each show has a theme.
Speaker: This is the news show. Saturday is the what happens happens show. Thursdays is talking shit. They do interviews and do their thing. Jeff's garage is all about cars and tools and all that fun. So yesterday, good sir, was fucking amazing, by the way. I appreciate that, sir. I appreciate that. Thank you, simple Jack. And thank you for all your advice, really, truly in all honesty. Thank you. Definitely. You know, I've seen it and trust me, duly noted.
Speaker: Um, you know, we're, we're, we're still growing. We're still figuring this out as we go, especially now with the network and, and trying to, uh, you know, make everything work and work out the bugs in the case. But, uh, you know, we're having a good time doing it at the same time. I mean, if YouTube's algorithm wasn't so shit, you know, we'd probably be doing a lot better, but you know, Hey, they want to push kiddie toucher. So am I, am I sorry? YouTube is that's not supposed to be talked about.
Speaker: Sorry, buddy. You're up there in New York City. Yeah, man. No, no, I appreciate it, man. I really do appreciate the fights. Don't think that we're, you know, I really do. Me personally, I appreciate the advice. I'm grateful for it, you know, but, uh, yeah, you know, we're, we're, we're, we're learning as we go and we're having fun and hopefully as we gain viewers, yeah, it's, you know, clubs and tags are hard to do when we go live. We can only do them after the fact.
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's a slow grind, but and I love our viewers and the ones who especially the ones who come in here and hang out with us and should chat with us and interact, you know, and I'm starting to get into the music world. Me personally, which is something that people have been wondering why I haven't done it already and why I didn't do it in the first place. And now I'm starting to get into that world and I'm super excited. I got lots of things lined up and I think you guys are going to enjoy it.
Speaker: I can't wait for Friday's show. Yeah, Jeff's doing his car thing. Jarvis is doing his thing. Mark and Brian are doing their things. And we're having a good time. But any of you, check this out. One of my, actually, you know what? I'm going to call a spade of spades here. I'm going to call a spade of spades here, boys. There was a case of cultural appropriation. And myself, personally, I am offended. I'm very much offended.
Speaker: and it happened in my own backyard, boys. Oh, God. Am I dressed up as a Wookie? Well, yes and no. Um, last Wednesday, uh, right around the time we, you know, shortly before we did this show last Wednesday night, um, somebody took them up close. Uh, Oh, I, I put it out everywhere. I put it on all the social. Any who's okay. I'll get to that.
Speaker: Follow us on all our social media. Simple Jack. Head on over to bio .link slash the nonsensical network. Yeah. Every episode shows up on the YouTube channel you're watching right now. Plus I try to promote it on our YouTube or on our, on our social. But anyways, I feel personally offended gentlemen.
Speaker: as as all my Sasquatchians should last Wednesday. A dad took it upon himself to dress up like a Sasquatch or Bigfoot outside of an Oberlin, Ohio high school. Yeah, nice. It sent the school into a lockdown. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker: School official said an unannounced visitor came to campus dressed in a costume based on video posted on social media. I should have done my due diligence and I apologize guys.
Speaker: but go ahead and Google dad dressed in Bigfoot and you'll see, you'll see the videos. This guy and Jeff's already on it. Cause I know Jeff will do it on the fly. I'm going to create a meme out of it while he's still sick. I have it ready for tonight, but I got sidetracked with, with, with, with other things. Um, dressed as Bigfoot, heavenly sight, heavenly sighting, uh,
Speaker: School officials later confirmed that it was a person dressed as a menacing looking Bigfoot. According to a Wednesday letter to parents from the Firelands local school superintendent, the unknown person parked in the school parking lot across the campus while in costume but never entered any of the buildings. During this time the students at FBS were also read and had to move quickly inside to safety. The school was
Speaker: negatively impacted. Although lockdown drills are practiced regularly, the situation caused understandable concerns and disruptions. Read the letter. It was one of the kids' dad dressed up in a big house too. And there's videos of him. You can see the classroom. There's a line of windows and he's just a big foot around. But I call, I call cultural appropriation.
Speaker: And I, for one, am offended. And I, for one, will not stand for me. Oh, God. Give us the full screen treatment, Jeff. Yeah. Sorry, it's got to add here. We'll add all the food in the workplace. You guys don't pay us for that. Fuck you. Yeah. Drop it down for a second. Yeah, here we go. All right, here we go.
Speaker: that's awesome
Speaker: and he's running around. It was just a prank, dude. It was somebody's dad. Yeah, they used to have fun. They're probably taking longer since 12. Glick, why do I see you doing this at your child's school? No, but I mean, isn't this something that you would do? I mean, 100 percent. I mean. But Glick would exit like the truancy officer would fucking chase after him and now you'd see his Glick fucking fall over.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Sasquatch, a little Sasquatch open Sasquatch. Yeah, I mean, guys, as the as the resident Sasquatchian, I'm just saying, am I in the wrong for feeling offended? You know, after no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you are you a white Karen?
Speaker: Because once again, once again, what do you need a fucking white savior? You know, you can't fucking stand up yourself. Maybe it was funny.
Speaker: maybe you know bert kreischer bert kreischer talking to the kids at starbucks where's my carrot where's my carrot stand up all i could see is glick being the one from the messing with sasquatches where they're running to the vehicle and all of a sudden you see one flying right into the fucking car actually i was actually hoping for for a bunch of cops coming along and tackle the guy
Speaker: And I know about this situation, I would have personally taken myself to Oberlin, Ohio and dealt with this fake Sasquatch on my own. Did you see Glick spear the fuck out of some poor dad? I am truly offended by the outrage by this.
Speaker: fucking click then takes the fucking sasquatch suit and puts it on himself and be like i'm a sasquatch bitch i put it on myself cultural appropriation i feel like we need an elmer fudd one for a sasquatch too
Speaker: Shh, be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Glick as a spot. And have your buddy film the tornado, right? I mean, I was out there for the naders yesterday. You know, we do have a weather man. We do have a weather man. Yeah, he does. He might need to be fired. He might get his ass kicked by Rock Lee, but nonetheless. Because I didn't see Guy Matite show up tonight. I don't know, like I said. That was good though.
Speaker: I think I'm in the right for being offended by this situation. I think it's the one time with his real life through cultural appropriation. Our weather guy might not be all right. I have not heard from our weather guy since last Wednesday.
Speaker: guys. Steven, I figured out how Glick would have solved this Sasquatchian problem at this school. Well, I know how he would have, I know how he would have lured the Sasquatch away.
Speaker: Tiktok and I put in Bigfoot that showed up and I was like
Speaker: download. You should see her in a bikini. Yeah, I had that picture. I can't find it. That is a fine ass came out right there, ladies and gentlemen. Nikki and her Sasquatch outfit when Glick's in the mood. Nikki's probably going to kill me when I see them at their wedding for that one.
Speaker: There's a reason why I'm not going to the wedding you can't come to the States because you're one No, I talked with Rock Lee today
Speaker: I'm a full on, I don't need a suit. That's the thing. Like I'm a full on squash and this is natural squash appetite. You guys, everybody's in search for Bigfoot. Simple Jack. This guy literally came out of the fucking woods and they fucking nationalized him as a fucking sesquatch. You think you can watch a squash host podcast.
Speaker: I'm just saying I am full on that swatch in and I can't wait for my little brother, my baby brother, Rockley to reach his full swatch in potential. I think it's never late. If he's drinking blood light then. Yeah. Squatch has got to watch their figure. You think I'm bagging a 10 like that if I look like fucking
Speaker: Why is it that I'm thinking Shakira is going to the mask is going to be pulled off and it's Shakira. Oh, trust me, trust me. A lady squatch and Shakira have two things in common. One thing. I can both get it. Well, they do have two things in common. So Alyssa one night was playing. They match everything. We were in the car.
Speaker: That lady right there is a full -on thing. I'm just saying.
Speaker: We're in the car in February when we went to go see Monster Jam when it was here in Minnesota. And I have my buddy with. And Alyssa's like, Alyssa turned on the radio and hips don't lie play. And Alyssa's like, God, I can only imagine how big of a song it was back then. Did you guys think it was a big song back then? I'm like, there was a lot of things I was doing to this song back then and a lot of my music. It wasn't about the song itself. Yeah, it wasn't about the song. I didn't like the video. You're too younger than you.
Speaker: What? Who, Shakira? No, Alyssa? Yeah, she's... no. Alyssa's, I think, 27, 28. I'm 31. You think? You ruined her, didn't you? Yeah, you did. No. That's alright, Steven. I got a spot right next to her. I didn't even mean to listen until I was in, like, almost my...
Speaker: late. No, I was in my late 20s when I met Alyssa. Yeah, she was still in high school. Oh, yeah. Oh, she was in college by then. Yeah, sure she was. She might have been in college, but she was still only 16. Yeah. Much like Jeff and his wife, she was like, if you do the math, she was 41. My wife had just graduated high school when I met her. Alyssa.
Speaker: I love big floating curtains and shag carpet. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. Alyssa was so much in the country that she didn't even know who Shakira was until she met me. So check this out, guys. Because you guys in Minnesota live sheltered lives. She does. I never did. I was out there splitting wood fucking during the winter. Oh, my God. I'm a lumberjack or a lumber snake. Never said I was a lumberjack. Calm down.
Speaker: Stan Bunyan a man uses one one hatchet on one stick and he thinks he's a fucking lumberjack Listen here Paul Bunyan Jeff Jeff, please do that meme. Please do that meme of me and like a lumberjack like not even just fucking I don't even know how to explain it. You can't ask for it. It has to be natural Just like a fake ass lumberjack
Speaker: my face and a small hatchet and a small branch and be like, this is a real lumberjack. Hey, Jeff. Remember that M &M song stand? Oh, fuck you. Dear Paul, I wrote you. You still ain't written back. I love your blue ox. Good song though. I got a blue ox as well and my ax is always sharp. I waited for you outside of the forest in the freezing cold with my little brother.
Speaker: He just wanted you to sign his flannel. And you said no. You said to sign his flannel. It's me. His flannel. Your biggest fan. I even grew my hair out and grew a beard just like you, Paul. His flannel. I asked you to sign his suspenders. What the hell is it coming around?
Speaker: What? Pormorant? I don't know. That ain't in Minnesota. Is that in Ohio or Mexico? It might be Mexico. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. It's got to be in Minnesota. Yeah, it's a Minnesota thing. No, it can't. I don't think that it is. Who the fuck is texting me? Oh, never mind. Here's Brian. He found a gator in his fucking bed. He's going to come get it.
Speaker: I was like, who the hell is texting me at 10 o 'clock? This better not be my, this better not be work. Cause I got to send a message. Yo, I'm drunk. They're on their own. Yo, there's actually a town named that I'm 10 Miller lights in, you know, y 'all on your own tonight. I'll see you in the morning.
Speaker: And if it's not if it's supposed to move and it's not there's wd -40 right next to the fucking duct tape Squatch out see you in the morning The real squats are you on call all the time 24 7 ish ish 14 beers
Speaker: I'm not going to add that.
Speaker: Whatever it is called 12 votes were cast. He won his fourth consecutive term and made 2017 Duke passed away in 2019. So evidently the bushes baked beans Dog became a mayor I love I love bushes baked beans are good shit Fucking a dog and Jesse Ventura were mayors. I could be a fucking king of Minnesota. No, I'm I'm central, Minnesota
Speaker: Which is dumb fuckery which at the same point NYC right? Are you in the city bro? I got another story. I want to get to but are you in a city bro? This dude's a truck dealer. Yeah Because you can't work a normal job and live in NYC
Speaker: New York is a full -on state And if you say you're from Jersey, that's no he said he's from NYC I'm like everywhere. I feel like this is gonna be like a troll account howdy finger
Speaker: I just, I have that. I won't call him a troll cause he's actually been really cool. If he is a troll, he's not a very good troll because he's been really cool the few times he's been in here. I was going to say, what's his YouTube channel? Simple Jack and NYC anymore. I don't know. Go to our YouTube channel and pull up the comments and man ads. You're either in real estate, you're a drug dealer or you're a pimp. Yeah. Or your mommy and daddy got money.
Speaker: or your daddy was a real estate pimp or or he was in the mafia. Who are you? We'll check the mafia. Yeah, he's he's the Corky Romano fucking. Bro, can I get a tracksuit? If you're in the mafia, can I get a gold chain in a tracksuit? Can I be like an honorary member of the mafia if you're in the mafia? Right?
Speaker: in Minnesota. Oh my god. You went from New York to Minnesota while you were like, you were like in a shit hole to another shit hole. Yeah. Why would you want to come back? Why would you want to leave New York? I mean, you're already in a shit hole. It's very simple. Look at the rent in any place in New York. My closet. Oh, it's not any better. 40 grand a year for my closet. I'm so confused at what's going on right now.
Speaker: I wish I would choose in the mafia too because then, you know, I lost my connections. I don't have my connections no more, but I mean, what, what? Uh, there was a Sasquatch at a school in Ohio. What? Right. Close that door. So check this out guys. And Connor's not here. And Jeremy, she is an old soul, if you will.
Speaker: Where is the grass? Well, the grass is probably absolutely greener and Canada. It's pretty green here in Cancun. But you know what I want to say? You know, Upstate New York is beautiful. Are you watching Crank Anchors? My kids are watching. No, that's that stupid show I was talking about the other day. Upstate New York is beautiful, man. It's rural as shit. It's beautiful up there.
Speaker: Um, I've been up in that area a couple of times. I've been to NYC. I love it. I love NYC. I love New York city. Don't get me wrong. I love to live there. I couldn't live there, but I love to visit a weekend, maybe a long weekend. It's, it's, it's a city, man. It really is at the end of the day. Any, any longer than a weekend. It's time to get the fuck out of Dodge.
Speaker: Home is where you make it. You like to watch dudes naked? You like to watch homos naked? You like to watch homos naked, right? I don't know where Lake George is. Never heard of it. I've heard of Lake George. I couldn't tell you where it is. Yeah. I'm assuming it's in New York. Yeah, no. Upstate New York is beautiful. Oh, my God. It's so beautiful up there, but yeah. Still couldn't catch me living there.
Speaker: But, but, oh no, I wouldn't live there because of the state taxes. You realize, you realize that there's teachers up there that make 80, 90, a hundred grand a year, but they only bring home like 20. 20. Yeah. State taxes a bitch man. That's like me for, for here in Ohio. Uh, when I, when I moved to Charleston, I left a job making a 17, 18, $18 an hour. And this is, this has been, uh, almost 20 years ago now.
Speaker: New York may have everything you want, but it also has the highest crime per capita No, but this has been what 15 15 some odd years ago, whatever I left Ohio making a job or a job making $17 $18 an hour or something like that I went down to Charleston the first job I had I was making $10 an hour. I brought home Double what I brought home Make eight dollars more an hour
Speaker: in Charleston. And then when I, when I landed my job at Oregon, I was making six figures easy. And when I was going to transfer up here and I told them how much I was making down there, they laughed at me and said, yeah, you're not going to, you're not going to make that here. You're not even to be close. That's like my current company. I worked for, you know, by the time I'm ready to leave Ohio again and go back to Charleston or Tampa or wherever we decided to go to, um,
Speaker: our job, our company's growing and they're expanding and they're already in these markets and they're already down there. If I went down there making what I make now, bro, we would have so much merchandise because I would just buy shit because I would have so much more money than I have right now. Uh,
Speaker: What's going on, Elliot? Long time no see. How you been, bro? Um, but yeah, it's silly down there. But check this out. So Jarvis, you know, you're, you're not quite as old as actually, hold on one second. You guys talks amongst yourselves. Okay. I feel like shit. Yeah. See, that's what you get for Donald duck in it on the show. Penis down.
Speaker: the
Speaker: I don't know. I don't do my taxes. I have somebody that does it, but, uh, yeah. Hope is all as well with you too, Elliot. No, I'm, I'm still waiting for the escape from New York treatment to be put on New York with all the bullshit that's going in and out of there. I, I, I think New York would be fun if you were somebody like Elon Musk, you know, you got more money in the brains.
Speaker: then you can be, it'd be fun to live in New York, but, or, or, you know, young and single with a little bit of money. You clean up, but maybe, maybe I don't like that eighties. Well, yeah, but I don't like people like, I don't even like to go to the fucking drug store to pick up, pack cigarettes because there's people in there and I have to deal with them. I don't like people. The fact that I can work from home and I can,
Speaker: I could never have to leave my house. You don't talk about dreams. I love it. So I just I don't I don't. I could never. I could I can barely stand to talk to these guys three times a week, let alone a bunch of fucking four million strangers. Fuck that. He's good.
Speaker: Same, same. Oh, bro. You finally got out of Cali. Nice. Nice. Hell, yeah, man. And. Into the fucking wild wilderness. You're basically a goddamn cowboy. You're in South Dakota. That's awesome. Eight million people all want to live together.
Speaker: South Carolina is so fucking friendly. South Dakota, the mayor who got in trouble for shooting her own dog. Fuck that dog. Yeah, I heard about that, Steven. Yeah, I put it in her fucking book. But the context, the context was the dog attacked her child. I'd have shot the fuck with who? Yeah, I mean, she could have taught me a better dog. I mean, I threatened I threatened our dog.
Speaker: on a daily basis that my dog and my cat. I literally call our dog, her name's Susie, her name's Susan. I call her War Suze Guy. I call her Susan Broccoli. I call her General Suze Chicken. I call her Cat Speed Bump.
Speaker: I mean you look I'm I'm on board if I don't care how old or young the dog is. I'm sorry if you bite one of my children or you're a dead dog. I'm making sausage. It's it's it's lights out. It's game over because you're at the end of the day and I and I don't mean to sound crass and I don't mean to sound like an asshole but I grew up on I grew up working on farms animals were food or tools. Yeah, 100%.
Speaker: They're not that was the same thing for barn cats. It was the same thing for and you know, it's a bit hypocritical for me to say because I have like 14 but you know, I love dogs. I would never do anything to hurt our dog. She's old. She's fat. She's lazy. She stinks. She don't do shit, but she snapped at my son not too long ago, and I almost punched her head in kind of kind of like the owner. I almost booked her head in.
Speaker: 100 % like Bill, and she's cranky from time to time. I mean, she's a very sweet dog. Well, that's like my brother -in -law. My brother -in -law and his wife just got a puppy, German Shepherd puppy, and the kids over there that don't know their
Speaker: Then that dog got what it deserved. Uh, the kids over there don't know how to fucking behave. So they fucker fucked around and found out in the little dog bit them. And I was just like, well, what'd they do to the dog? And they're like, well, they hit the dog. And I was just like, if I would have been there, I would have fucking hit them. It's like my, my last weekend, the kids were out, we're at grandma's house all weekend. I got to the house by myself.
Speaker: And the cat wouldn't leave me a fucking loan. And I was like, what the fuck? And I started to think about it. I was like, well, it makes sense. It's fine. It's it. It needs the attention because that fucker can't go for across the room. My daughter tried to pick the fucker up. I don't think it knows how to walk. I see the video. Your cat does not walk.
Speaker: When it, when it viciously attacked that Husky, all I gotta say is if that woman is trying to claim that his cat attacked that Husky, that Husky's a bitch, but, uh, no, I, you know, I'll say this. I had years ago, I had a Rottweiler that I absolutely loved. She was, she was the most amazing dog. She was a rescue. Um,
Speaker: Absolutely love this dog. She was a hundred and 160 pound Rottweiler man. And we would play tug of war and my big ass would go dead weight and she would drag me around the house. We were staying with a friend of ours, my ex -wife and I, when we were, before we had kids, we were just dating at the time, you know, or living together at the time. And, you know, we got into a bad situation with the city landlord.
Speaker: And we went and stayed with a friend who lived in the country. And, um, you know, he had a young son and, and, and, and she never showed any signs of aggression or anything like that, uh, outside of when she was eating. And we told the kids, you know, we told the dogs eating. That's the worst time to touch him. And, and his, and his son, you know, whenever I started fucking with her, when she was eating and she snapped at him and she got him, she got him on the hand.
Speaker: I didn't didn't didn't do any damage or anything like that, but she got it. But you don't do that no more. And it broke my it broke my heart, man. You want to talk about a full grown ass man breaking down because I love his dog so much and she was such a great dog. But the owner's son should have fucking left the dog alone. Well, we had to put her down. And in all honesty, that led to a lot of problems and
Speaker: The guy, our friend at the time, it ended up me beating the hell out of him. And it started in the house and then it proceeded into the front yard and he tried to call the cops and it's a whole other story. It was at the end of the day, the cops told him that he was in the wrong. And in all honesty, if I would have done much worse to him, they wouldn't have blamed me.
Speaker: He was a scumbag, but we learned out. We learned that after the fact, but no, it broke my heart. I didn't want to do it. I, you know, I look for every option under the sun, but, um, that's what we had to do. And then we did it humanely. Obviously we didn't take him to a Corey and or take her to a Corey and, you know, but, um, but no, it sucked. I hated it. At the end of the day, I got my revenge and, uh,
Speaker: You know, to this day, said asshole, you're still terrified of me, which you should be. Lucky I wasn't done. I wasn't done.
Speaker: Cause if he would have had his son try and do that show with my old dog, I would have that motherfucker. You stick your hand in my food when I'm eating, I'll cut your goddamn hand off. Right. Exactly. Try to steal one of my fries. A man that your son would have ever fucked with my dog. They would have found out really quick. I don't give a fuck if I would have lost the place that I was living at. You fuck around and stick your hand anywhere near my food. You're going to lose that. So I promise you that. You're going to lose your finger cause I'll eat it.
Speaker: But anyways, I got one, I got one more thing for you guys here tonight. I got, I got one more thing for you guys here tonight. And I think Jarvis can add his input to this because a little bit of an old soul. He's not as old as Jeff and I, but, um, ultimate classic rock .com put out a list. Uh, this is actually a list of the, Oh God.
Speaker: of the top 50 greatest power rock ballads and rock history ranked. I'm saying smoking whiskey on there because I'm not I'm pissed. Calm down. Calm down. Change smoking whiskey is awesome. I only want to dive into the top 20. Obviously.
Speaker: um however i will say this i'm not happy at number one uh not because i'm not a fan of the guy i'm not a big fan of the guy but uh yeah i just don't really consider him rock and and i think this is a bullshit number one however i do want to ask you guys his opinions
Speaker: time don't don't yell over each other who do you think is on this list for the greatest rock power ballads of all time and hopefully you guys know what it is like like music or bands no like music the songs the actual song bands and artists and stuff like a Bon Jovi or yeah Jovi's gonna be on there Van Halen yeah
Speaker: Led Zeppelin. So specifically, these are songs. Oh, okay. Stairway to heaven. Oh, my God. I knew you were going to fucking say that nerd. It's a power. Yeah, I get it. But that's like the lowest hanging fruit of any song. Well, whatever. I'm just saying he said whatever. Jump. Hot for teacher.
Speaker: Oh, that's good. Really? Oh, it is a love song. Oh, OK. Oh, oh. Oh, White Snake. Yeah. Tawny pertain dancing on that fucking car. Oh, I go get on my own. No, you let go. Yeah. Love. No. It's yeah, it's song called Love. Is this love? I literally just said that. Sorry.
Speaker: God take take it more offensively. I will Don't stop believing That's not a love song is it it's a power about it Is this love Is not Dreaming every time every time one of these lists come out my mind goes fucking blank is not in the top 20
Speaker: You said don't stop believing by journey. Yeah, they made they actually made the top 20 a couple times that well, that's no shock. God I was watching but
Speaker: I can't even guess. To be honest, my mind goes blank when you guys believe in is not in there. OK, well, you know what? I'll save you guys for the embarrassment. It's not embarrassing. I'm just once you say I'll be like, oh, damn, why didn't I think? Exactly. Exactly. Because my mind, you know, probably all the songs and probably have heard them living in a lonely world. That's a good, good, sweet Caroline.
Speaker: Oh my God. It's a Mexican brine Mexican brine. So I'm going to save you guys the embarrassment here because this is the top 50. And if it was easier, if it was like just a list where I could read them down, break it down and, and to have explanation, a little bit of little blurbs coming in. It's great to pass out. Coming in at number 20 and some scorpions, a window of change. Ooh.
Speaker: I love that song. It starts out with a whistle. Yeah. Doo doo doo. I guess I've never heard that scorpion song. No, it's a good fucking tune, buddy. Someone like you, I was going to think. No one like you or some fucking girl. I think scorpions might be a rocky, rocky like hurricane, but. Yeah, that too. I'll leave it like a word.
Speaker: that's a good brother that's all i gotta do just throw on a superman shirt and you don't bust my balls number 19 every rose no fucking way wow out of 50 that's not terrible
Speaker: Not mad at this number 18. It's a little high. Phil Collins hitting it in with against all odds. I love that. Yeah. I love Phil Collins, man. I love you some Phil Collins. Great. He's going downhill quick too. Journeying for the first time. Not. Can't fight this feeling anymore. I'm going with. That's Mario Speedwagon, num nuts. Fuck. That's going to be on there though, I bet you.
Speaker: think it is but journey open arms it was also in for you animated movie fans 1980s heavy metal classic open arms Love that cartoon I actually like I love the part where they play the
Speaker: where they're flying in the airplanes and they play that amazing rock ballad by Don Henley, heavy metal. And just all that shit's going on and you just hear the opening beat of that song. Look, I didn't watch that movie again. Austin's more than a few. What else? There it is.
Speaker: Oh, missed opportunity. You should have smacked him in the back of the head. Well, he's going to change his skivvies. I was like this. And all of a sudden, Alyssa goes like this. I almost went like that. I would have destroyed my laptop. I believe we're not. I'm still Kevin spilled Coke on like what? Our fifth episode with my laptop. Oh, my laptop. And it was fine. Yeah.
Speaker: Boston's morning feeling comes in at number 16. Number 15 on the list was made relevant again a couple of weeks ago. Ooh. Because I wasn't looking. Pay attention, boys. Up here, podcast. Will you come on? Number 15 was made relevant again a couple of weeks ago. Couple of weeks ago. Bonnie Taylor. Turn around. Turn around.
Speaker: Dude, dude, fucking fucking modern families rendition of that is fucking amazing. Yeah, the modern family cast sings it. Number 14. Warrant hair bands, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Cherry pie.
Speaker: That's not a love song. We are away. I don't have to listen to that one. It's called heaven. I love that song. Great song. Great song. Number number number 13. Take these broken wings. I don't know.
Speaker: Fucking Jeff's over there like half passed out me and Glicker. I'm really laying down because the only way I can my head doesn't explode with broken wings. And learn to die again. Unlist again. Journey. Yeah, that was the that one was on Glee.
Speaker: Well, they have a lot of journey songs. Yeah, that was the one that Leah Michelle's character fell in love with the Corey Montee for whatever his character. Yeah. Number 11. And I'm going to keep on loving you. If it's the only thing I want to do. Gentlemen, gentlemen.
Speaker: Do not quit your day jobs. You know what Jeff? You know what Jeff?
Speaker: Just you know, you don't get it. I said it. I said it when I say this is bad, but I'm just as bad. You put on a good song. I'll sing the fuck along. All I could think of is we're like glue from fucking hot tub time machine when he's in the garage blaring fucking home sweet home. Oh, I want to say that fucking. I just got a good old Spotify or YouTube or whatever, but in rock ballads and just fucking out, bro.
Speaker: Uh, I would, but I love ARIO Speedwagon, man. Keep on looking at number 11. Uh, number 10. I believe this is one of your own people, Jarvis. Mr. Bryan.
Speaker: Oh yeah. South Canada. I thought you were talking about Minnesota. I got the reference right away. I forgot he did that one with Shania Twain too.
Speaker: Who sings it? And I like to go like this. Oh, I've never seen it. Sister Christian. Yeah. I've never seen that movie. I've never seen that movie. Did you ever watch the Friday the 13th remake? Of course he has. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's in there too when he's looking for the pot thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Oh, no. Patrick Swayze. I said if Swayze
Speaker: And I would do it all meatloaf. Hey, I love me some meatloaf. Nobody has a lot of shit about meatloaf. Paradise by the dashboard light. Oh, yeah. Meatloaf rules. I love me. Alyssa doesn't like that song, but she likes every other meatloaf song. She ain't bad, buddy. Coming in at number seven.
Speaker: got lots of love for this cover. Neil Patrick Harris and the. Yes. Glee did this all on Glee. What? Come on. Did it best. Dream. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosmoth. Aerosm
Speaker: You don't like meatloaf? I love meatloaf. Meatloaf is not only a tasty treat, it's amazing songs. Number six. Facts on facts, Jeff. Let's see. Facts. Number six. I'm on my way. Motley Crew. Motley fucking Crew. Thor and hot tub time machine Motley Lou. Motley Lou, baby. Hell yeah.
Speaker: Molly Crew coming in number six with Home Sweet Home. That is a great song. Number five. I want to know what love is. And I want you to show me. Foreigner, you can't go there with them. Yeah, Foreigner coming in number five. I want to know what love is.
Speaker: for the third time actually Jarvis I lied to you for the third time coming in at number four no journey boys journey don't stop believe me that's why from now on motherfuckers captain clutch just saying just saying
Speaker: The universe provides nicknames. Oh, guys, I missed it. I apologize. But you did. There's a reason why it's the Jervisci. OK, calm down. No, but here's my question. Does Journey have a bad song? No, in their part. Exactly. It's like a bad song in his repertoire. And it's like it's a Jefferson starship when they did. Yeah.
Speaker: uh from instant family uh god i just had that song with an american ninja reference web reference nice sorry i'm trans did there brian let's see what you did there brian
Speaker: They were actually on here and they were, this band was actually on here a couple of times, but they were hiring up. And I think they well deserved this band. They had on here on the show and I was like, really? Trust me, seeing this band was on my bucket list and getting to see this band with basically the original lineup was so cool. If I could lock this band down on Glick's house, some music, I quit.
Speaker: It's game over. I quit. I give up. I'm done. There's no more Glick's House of Music after I interview this band. It's one of my favorite bands of all time. I'm on E .L .O. E .L .O. E .L .O. E .L .O. It's Justin Bieber, Dick. Justin Bieber, Dick. Got it. No, number three. No, number three.
Speaker: The one and only Axl Rose, Guns N' Roses. Yeah. Which one? Rain, baby. No way, man. Axl, spin the wheel, hit the gas, take aim. I'll have to listen to that one. I've never heard that song, but of course with Guns N' Roses, it's either Welcome to the Jungle or... You've never heard of Remember Rain? No. Really? Jesus, if you go onto YouTube and you try to find any other Guns N' Roses song, you can.
Speaker: Yeah. Axel is on the, I mean, welcome to the jungle. Axel. No, no, no, no. You'll find November rain first. No problem. He's playing. He's singing. And then they do this fucking solo. I guarantee it. You, you know, the song Steven, when you hear it, you'll be like, Oh, fuck. I know this song. It's like a 10 minute. It's like a 10 minute long. Dude. It's so fucking good, man.
Speaker: Well, see how well it's you lost five respect points with Brian with Mexican Brian. I'm sorry. Guns and Roses like Paradise City. Fucking welcome. But those are not power balance. Remember, rain is what what Guns and Roses songs do you know? Paradise City. These are four. Welcome to the jungle. OK. So you've seen a movie. That's all you know from Guns and Roses.
Speaker: really all my fucking brother would play you don't know you don't know sweet child of mine sweet child of mine yeah that yeah i was i used to love her but i had to kill her yeah nikki are you okay you don't know appetite for destruction bro i've heard of appetite oh my god
Speaker: Oh, Jarvis. All right. Come on. Let's Jarvis your homework before Saturday night is to listen to Guns N' Roses. I got better homework for Sunday. Sorry. No, you don't. You're just doing a recycled guess that you guys have already had on your shows 20 times. Calm down. Listen to Guns N' Roses. All right. Wow. Okay, Glick. You could be mine from Terminator 2.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: OK, no, I usually she sits down and watches. You don't know anything about guns and roses. It's been under divorce. I know guns and roses. I'm finally. It doesn't know shit about guns and roses, unless I talk here about guns and roses. Well, obviously you failed because you don't know. You know, that's a bit of patience. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, patience.
Speaker: Hey, I'm not the biggest guns and roses guy, Steven, but shit. That was where the actual sway was. I mean, that was the entire dance became a thing because of patience and it's just. Well, action actually isn't a bunch of white dudes. There actually has been other action stars that were actually different. Anyways, number two. Terry Crew.
Speaker: I love these sisters. Even ladies are representing coming in at number two. I love these sisters. Oh, uh, the Wilson sisters. Yeah. Heart alone. I don't, I don't, I don't like, I don't like number one because he's not a rock guy in my opinion. He's not a rock guy. And this is, tell me who it is so I can fucking just throw my
Speaker: No. What? Throw my computer at the wall for this stupid. Well, he's he's he's one of your own Jarvis. He's fucking Brian Adams. He's a prince. He is a Minnesotaian. It is Prince. How can you fucking put Prince? Number one, Prince, purple rain. There. That's not mad. I love me some friends. I'm really mad at it.
Speaker: as a guy. Yeah, it's not a power ballad. Yeah, that's Prince's R &B not rock. Sorry, like here, but I love Prince man. That guy's awesome. It's not a power ballad man. Number one. This is what kills me. I'm not even a kiss fan, but Beth,
Speaker: Didn't even make it in the top 20 it was How do you not put Beth as like Wow I guess some fucking you know, by the way, I hear Beth. I hear your tone. I can't come home right now Me and the boys are podcasting That's my favorite kiss song
Speaker: Dude. Not a big kiss fan. Paul Rudd singing Beth is the greatest thing in cinema history. Just some notable mentions. What? Paul Rudd singing Beth is one of the greatest things in cinema history. What movie did he sing that in? Role models. Oh, you know, Paul Rudd was in White Hot American Summer. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, we got we got a weather update tonight. Hey, that's like Connor's house. See if nothing's going to stop us now by Starship is on that list. I'll look. Kaima Tete is in the building, ladies and gentlemen, better late than never. The show is on the weather tonight, sir.
Speaker: I'm hot. I'm wet. The storms are affecting your mic. Yeah. That or that Iraqi got a hold of him and Rocky kicked his ass. He has to restart his mic. Amanda is Boston.
Speaker: I'm going to tell you right away in another day, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda.
Speaker: Okay, even our fucking saying it Brian it's fucking Boston Boston was your own 24 we don't judge Experiencing audio issues. Yeah
Speaker: No, I'm not. There you are. I'm a today. How are you doing, sir? I'm good to see Rocky hasn't kicked your ass yet. What's the weather like where you are? It's pretty cold. It's lots of wind and I saw Grandma go flying down the street today. No. No.
Speaker: Another news, I will definitely kick Rock Lee's ass any day of the week. I mean, I love you, brother. Klimatite, you know, you're my favorite weather guy, but I mean, Rock Lee's my guy, you know, like Al Roper. Better late than never. Fuck Al Roper. Al Roper has nothing on Klimatite. That's what I just said. Fuck Al Roper. Yeah. No, I was laughing that you said it.
Speaker: We got cold, windy, rainy conditions. Grandma flying down the down the down the down the what's the weather elsewhere? Climate to take. Oh, my God. Look who we got in the comments now. Oh, Rocky's. Oh, we got beef. We got beef. I said no drama tonight, boys, but we got beef. We got beef. And it won't be Jarvis starting at this time. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what its problem is. I'm just a weatherman.
Speaker: I was racist. Well, Rock Lee, you might have missed it earlier, but I'm going to give you a reason to be upset, brother. Somebody culturally appropriated us as Sasquatchians and some clown dressed up outside of his kids' high school as a Bigfoot. And they had to lock down the high school, man.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: This show really sucks. A couple hours too fucking long. A climateite. Glick got him out like this.
Speaker: I'm trying to holler at her. I'm going to say I'm trying to holler at her like, what's up, girl? Hey, little friend. Hey, Pray Mama. Come over here. Let me whisper in your ear. Yeah. I can't stand sus questions. I try to bring peace between our two worlds by having you as our weather man. And then you treat us like that. You treat us like that.
Speaker: I'm trying to bring peace. I'm trying to unity, one. I'm trying to holler at it though. I just want to be like, hey, how you doing? Or Joey Tribbiani, you know what I mean? Hey, what's up? Maybe I hit it with a little Augusta Burton. How you feel about Pluto?
Speaker: the fifth of the fifth of
Speaker: that's possible it wouldn't be for rising either really that'd be like so it's wednesday so uh so so so what's what's the uh the news tonight guys watch the show
Speaker: the the
Speaker: that's a good Metallica song. That's a good Metallica song. I'm not mad at that. Oh **** I'm kind of disappointed at number forty -nine. Uh Tesla love song. Really? Tesla love song. Weak sauce. Uh Bon Jovi and number forty -eight for a blaze of glory. I love that.
Speaker: Yeah, but but that low on the list that low on the list is an insult Yeah, but they put fucking princes number one. What do you expect? It's probably a fucking millennial Cinderella don't know what you got until it's gone came in at 45 good song Oh
Speaker: They did sell out pretty hard you know what Brian you lost 50 points for the fact that you paid to go see Metallica live Like if you go see them when they're doing master of puppets, okay, we respect you But now no it's a cry for help Well, they did that one concert in in Europe and they they like registered on the Richter scale dude I went to I went to louder than life and I got to see
Speaker: disturbed. Guns and roses in this moment. Hail storm. Ice cube. I think you went to the whole to the wrong. Breaking Benjamin's. Stained all these amazing fucking bands, right?
Speaker: Simple Jack download wrong video. And I think for the entire weekend, for the wrong genre, for four days at a rock music festival, I think I paid 150 bucks, right? Well, you didn't say Pantera was there until now. I do. I saw that coming from a mile away. They both suck to shut the fuck up. But the next year, Metallica was the headliner.
Speaker: for the one night, the one night that Metallica was there. Now they demanded two nights, but they were only going to perform one night. So for the one night that Metallica was there, they wanted $700 a ticket just to get in the gate. Wow. I blame Lars. I blame Lars. That guy's a day off Metallica.
Speaker: However, however, James Hatfield has the best burn in the history of anything because they asked him if Lars was the greatest drummer on the planet. He said, Lars isn't even the greatest drummer in Metallica. Now, it's like, damn, damn, a new version of. John Bonham. Oh, my God, I can't even fucking talk about him. I'm so mad.
Speaker: You're a fucking you're you're a goddamn team who version second rate of fucking mega death. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Facts. You got like five good songs at the end of the day. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, buddy, but that's five more than you have. Facts family. I'm not a musician. So I understand that.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I'm not a musician. I don't claim to be because tell me, you know, given my good friend, Rock Lee, who is not on a big label and is not selling out stadiums or demanding $700 for a ticket just to get into a music festival. Fuck you. I get his bill.
Speaker: I get everything he puts out is a fucking smash. Yeah. But the banger, everything he puts out is fire. Hunter Lott, a guy that I just met recently, he's got better music than Metallica. Blacktop Mojo has better music than Metallica at the. I do agree on that one. Metallica now. Yes. Back in their heyday. No, but I'll enjoy my fucking boy bands. I like and I love a boy band.
Speaker: I love boy. Yeah, I got the right stuff, baby. And it's going to be me. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, I like boy bands. At least they're not fucking. They just got. Please tell me, boy, you got a bad rep on that list. Fucking sell out and get mad because somebody's not rock and roll, Steven. It's neither his friends, but they put him on 20 cents.
Speaker: Well, here's the thing, Jeff, two kids now that weren't in part of the 80s, 90s generation. So the 2000s generation would probably think boys to men is what, but, but.
Speaker: Prince, the reason why he's called Prince, he's the Prince of rock and roll. That's why he bought it. Is it and shut up, Jeff? R and B, not rock and roll. You play technically just correct. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Even sick. I run. I run circles around you guys. He's not a rock guy, but I'm not a big Prince fan, but I got to do the cat could play every goddamn instrument under the sun. And the best Super Bowl halftime show ever agreed.
Speaker: playing purple rain and purple fucking rain comes down. Even though it's like. I never say the weekend's halftime performance where he got lost the Mays and Mears way better than Prince. No one cares what you fucking think you Sasquatch. It's my fucking. Nobody cares what you think because it's my show and I'm the host and I can delete your voice. How do you feel about that?
Speaker: It wouldn't be the first person to try. And I'm still fucking here. That's more our fault than it is yours, Steven. What? That you're still here. Facts on facts. It's more our fault than it is yours. I like Steven. Case cult. So Diddy is covering Winger's weird pedophile song?
Speaker: they only 17 so so uh well who's on this list for power ballads i gotta hear the rest of them well i'm not giving you all video of you guys could look them up for your damn self as as as we've all heard before google it bitch google it but uh white man tony
Speaker: I'm glad he didn't hear that and I'm kind of glad he didn't. Yeah, man. Aerosmith is on there. Goldenest thing. Bon Jovi again. Bon Jovi again. I'll be there for you. I feel like Bon Jovi should have got more love. I feel like Bon Jovi should have gotten more love. Chicago, you're the inspiration. I'm kind of really mad that this song landed at 37 because this is a great song
Speaker: Can we take Prince at one and flip him over with Bon Jovi's? No, I don't think Bon Jovi. No, Bon Jovi ain't that cool. Definitely put when doves cry on this list just on number one. I'm a little butthurt at this at this at this listing, mainly because I had a huge crush on Lita Ford and she could have got it back then and she could still get it today. No way. I was born.
Speaker: Close my eyes for a minute. Thirty seven, man. That's a top 20 in my opinion. Yeah. Top 20 top, maybe top 15 ish. Number 36. Again, another one. Number 36. Air supply. All out of love. I love that song. They're only good. We were talking about this earlier. Amanda came in at 35. Really? Who wrote this fucking list to Tony D write this list?
Speaker: You probably did. Probably. Kiss, Beth, like I said earlier, I'm pissed off at this path. They came in at 33. Jane is Jane on their Genesis, throwing it all away, came in at 31 weeks. Awes. Love has comes in at 30th. Like, come on. That is top 10. White Snake is this love.
Speaker: Okay, we need to find this person and we need to educate them. Well, as we've discussed in the past, a lot of these lists are so subjective. Jeff, we need to educate them neat with Walking Dead style. Dude, the Daryl Dixon series came out. Go get Lucille.
Speaker: I'm waiting for my my drugs to get in again. I just still can't believe so. Lita Ford, why would you put her that low? Like, well, it's it's the problem with doing a list like this. Yeah, it's not it's not up to date. You know, it's like if this list would have came out and like ninety eight, I will be different. I will. I will say this about this list. There's so many great songs on here.
Speaker: It's hard to put it in order. This is probably a very hard list to put together. You know, number thirty -eight or twenty -eight. A love song from Top Gun, Berlin. Take my breath away. Twenty -seven. We said it earlier. Guns N' Roses. Patience. God, now I'm going to have to listen to more Guns N' Roses. Twenty -six. Bon Jovi again.
Speaker: It was a great song. What is the Bon Jovi song? Always. Always. Don't think I've heard that one. Oh, dude, I want to see Bon Jovi so bad in concert, but I don't think they're going to be any good new band needed. I like that. That's funny. It's gone up, boys.
Speaker: Wow. With this Sasquatchian brother in the background. Let's go. That's Glick in the background. Six. That 25. Lady. Another great song. Lady. Rock set. Listen to your heart. Listen to your heart. Is taking on the run down there? I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker: 23 no, but your favorite take it from behind Yeah, I'm sick of a dog so I'm a lot of fuck up you can't What's your excuse even when you're not sick you keep fucking 23 and I love us How about we focus on today's episode
Speaker: He brought it up. Come on, admit it. I'm number one on that list, aren't I? It's a broccoli number one. Just just stop. Stop with the list. I mean, it should be number one, not Prince. You guys are you guys are crazy. Stop it. Yeah. Twenty three. Twenty three. I love this song. Cutting through. All right. She's dead in your room. So what the fuck? Did you just tap me on the forehead? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Oh, well, I just, it's not there. Cause it's not a rock. It's not a rock ballad. It's not a love song. It's not a love song. It's not a ballad man. I mean, okay. I implore you guys to either a jump on your Spotify, jump on your YouTube music and just put in rock ballads and just jam out or simply go head on over to a ultimate classic rock .com.
Speaker: and check out this list for yourselves and if there's songs on there you want to hear just plug it in type it in and listen to it and fucking you know unfortunately three out of the four of us uh we'll sing them and sing them the terribly and then one guy in this panel will be like because I look like idiots I'm gonna take you by surprise and make you realize Amanda
Speaker: I haven't heard on this list and I think it's an absolute insult but Still loving you by the scorpions. Oh, yeah, it was in the top 20 No, it wasn't window change was oh That's the only scorpion song that was in this list. I'm very surprised by that I'm a little upset that our speed wagon
Speaker: I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from another. You guys sound great. You should. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Well, the nonsense. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to take the show on the fucking road. We can open German Talika.
Speaker: Nonsense in today's rock news and beat the hell out of Metallica after Metallica said they would need more money What was that you were talking about seven hundred dollars It's a louder than life All these amazing bands, you know, like I said guns and roses with the original lineup minus
Speaker: Uh, ice cube in this moment, hail storm, Marilyn Manson, breaking Benjamin stain. I mean, so many, and I can't even remember because it's been years ago, but the very next year they had Metallica as a headliner. Now, I don't know how true this was because I'm not going back. Metallica was supposed to be like, like, like the headliner for
Speaker: Friday and Saturday and they said they were only going to play one night. So it was like 700 bucks per night. I spent $150 for four days. When you go to a music festival, it's all day long and all night long. They go until like 10 days. I spent $150 to get tickets or $200 or something like that. I can't remember what it was.
Speaker: weekend. And there was other things that there was that I know a lot of people don't know of that I knew that I was excited to see they were on the small stages or whatever throughout the day. But yeah, it was like 700 bucks for a
Speaker: I feel like I got the CD in my car. I'm good. I'm like, dude, I didn't know I could charge that. So I can get away with doing that when I get big. That's what you're saying. Sad thing, though, Rocklias, people will pay to come see you for seven hundred bucks. They won't pay anyone that pays seven hundred dollars to see Metallica. Now is just looking for a reason to be like, I saw Metallica. Oh, OK.
Speaker: That's like I got to see Leonard Skinner to at win stock a couple of years in like 2017 Yeah, but that's like going to see foreigner right now. Yeah Alyssa Alyssa was like so what did you think about seeing Leonard Skinner in person? I'm like I could have listened to the better version on my phone. I
Speaker: Yeah, it's like Foreigner has one member that's still alive. Everybody else is dead. Yeah, but, you know, that's like, that's like ELO is now doing their final tour. It's like, I want to go see it, but I don't want to pay the money to go see them when I can listen to them on my phone when they were better. ELO has one good song, a telephone line. No, it's not. I can't go to a concert because I hate people. Everybody wants to go see the Beach Boys right now.
Speaker: The only surviving member of the fucking Beach Boys is Don Henley. Don Henley was the Eagles, you uncultured swine. I got something for you, guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no. Brian Wilson. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Brian Wilson. Brian Wilson. They got a few other members are still there. Oh. Well, when you guys when you guys feel like seeing a good song change completely, I want you to click on that link and listen to that and blow your mind.
Speaker: You got it, Glick, or you want me to get it? I don't, yeah, yeah, I don't have anything. Yeah, go ahead. You guys just sent it on a private chat. Yeah, go ahead, Jeff. Give me two seconds, sharing my screen. This is crazy to me. Dennis Wilson is dead. Yeah, died a while ago.
Speaker: That's awesome.
Speaker: I never say they didn't have a power ballad. I'm not mad at this rock, it's awesome. I'm not as crazy that they took system of identity.
Speaker: Like I said, I'm not mad at that. That's kind of cool. You need to fix this off their platform. The first thing, the first time I saw that was like, wait, what? Why? What? I've listened to that song all majority of my life. I've listened to that song never once. I know, right? That it ever occurred to me. But it should sound like that. That's kind of weird. But yeah, like I think my wife would be the only one that would want to watch See the Beach Boys today.
Speaker: And they've been to the Minnesota State Fair the past five years. And I'm just like, yeah, even though they could say it's free, I'm like. Yeah, of the surviving members, I think Dennis is the only one that's still touring. Brian, Dennis died. How? What? Dennis Wilson drowned. Brian Wilson. Whatever. What?
Speaker: and then it was like it was like three brothers and a cousin who I didn't believe. But yeah, Brian Wilson. Sorry, Brian Wilson. I think he's the only one that's actually in the band still today. And his ex wife or whatever just passed away, too. OK. Thanks for a reason. No. What that means? What that means? What that means?
Speaker: The really sad thing is is Brian Wilson, even though he was a founding member of the Beach Boys, is more known for allowing his house to be used by Charles Manson, which would later lead to them trying to track him down and finding Sharon Tate. Yeah, he's very happy with the Roman Velowski shirt. He lived right here. I don't know what that is.
Speaker: Yeah, that was his house. And then he left because he didn't want to deal with Charlie's Manson anymore. Yeah, I know. He was. He was. He was very heavily connected with the Manson family. Yeah. And then they were doing like.
Speaker: LST and shit together at his house. Manson and his cult lived there for a while. Yep. And then he was dating Cher before he died. A guy labeled as a serial killer who never killed anybody. Right. Yeah. But, you know, I don't care if he didn't kill anyone. You know what? I know you're saving it for tomorrow, but I feel that's going to be that's how you're going to be labeled.
Speaker: You're going to slowly convince us to kill people, Glick. And you're going to call you a serial killer, but you didn't actually kill anybody. You're going to be the Charlie Manson of nonsense going on. I'm going to be the Charlie Manson of podcasts. I'm going to convince you guys to kill Joe Rogan so we take his spot. Exactly. Allegedly, YouTube, allegedly. Oh, no, I'm calling it now. He's going to try to convince us.
Speaker: I'm calling for you. I'm calling for you. This is called a receipt, Steven. This is a receipt. We'll try to get his kill and kill Rogan. We're coming for you, Joe Rogan. We're going to grab Steven by the ankles and beat you with him. And you know, Dennis Wilson actually, I think was dating Cher at the time of his death.
Speaker: I don't know Black Widow of fucking music, you know you dater and you die It didn't work out for Bono either I'm just saying Bono is still alive not Bono what sunny Bono, you know, I'm you I'm sick you can fuse share with Sharon tape No, he just said share
Speaker: No, he said Sharon Tate. No, he said Cher. Cher was dating one of the beach boys when the dude died. Yeah, I don't know about that. We were talking about Charlie Manson. Why are you bringing up Cher? Come on, stick with him. So that's the line.
Speaker: Is it me or can Cher get it? I'm just saying. Oh, Cher can get it. Cher can still get it. Back in the day, maybe. I will get to tomorrow. Cher's current boyfriend. I will climb that with a goddamn tree. Yeah, Cher's current boyfriend is like 26, 27, something like that. Really? Dennis Wilson was actually in a relationship with Christy McVie of Fleetwood Mac. Well, you know who can get it from Fleetwood Mac?
Speaker: My god, I swear to god he's gonna fucking say it Steve Fleetwood or Frank Fleetwood or bomb actually would know dummy Stevie Nicks. Oh god. I love Stevie Nicks
Speaker: She still can belt out some shit, even though she was still fucking kidding. She's the reason why Bob Welch wasn't part of the other day. Let's not go on after reverse singing ability, Stephen. Oh, yeah, he is. Oh, trust me. I'm about to make you sing like a Sasquatch. You better get ready because I got some change. You will be singing about them chains.
Speaker: Like her and Lindsey Buckingham are the two coolest people where they could literally sing a song about how much they hated each other and still fucking not Before I ever seen Stevie I was 100 and I still I still am I'm in love with it. I love this woman Stevie Nicks is she's up there. I heard her voice landslide alone With Mac fan she was a Stevie Nicks fan
Speaker: And, uh, you know, I heard, you know, I was like, Oh my God, this is, this is, this is the most beautiful voice I've ever heard. And, and, and I was hooked and I seen her and I'm like, Hey, Hey, what's up? And to this day when she, when she showed up on American Horror Story, I'm like, yo, Steve, you, Hey girl, she's beautiful. She's beautiful. Did you ever see the concert footage of the chain where like Lindsay Buckingham is belting out, um,
Speaker: And you'll never love me again. And Stevie Nicks is looking at him like, she wants to kill the motherfucker. It's like, you knew shit. And that's why fucking Bob Welch didn't want to be in the group anymore. Yeah, man. I love Stevie Nicks. She's one of my favorites. She's definitely up there in my all -time crushes. Stevie, Reba, Cher, they're all up there, man. I wouldn't mind. Fleewood Mac would have been one I would have loved to have seen.
Speaker: We got a, we got a venue here in town and there's a, there's a Fleetwood Mac tribute band coming. I think this month and I want to try to get tickets and I want to try to go. I love their music. I love Fleetwood. Oh yeah. Take it on or not take it on the run. What the fuck? Um, you can go your own way.
Speaker: That's still a good song, but yeah, I I don't know why I thought of that all I could think of was fucking Force Gump when he's walking or he's doing the running shit and there he's got all the millions of following after him it happens Yeah
Speaker: No, the other one. I love when he just stops. Everyone stops and he's like, I'm done. Wait, you should say something now. He's just like, I'm done. Speaking. Speaking of being done, we got to wrap this up. Yeah, we do. Yeah. More honors in my fucking life. Appreciate y 'all and appreciate y 'all hanging out. We got to see climate. But he ran away when when that dog came in the building.
Speaker: When that dog was in that building, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, it's kind of like Brian when fucking Glick goes like, oh, really, Brian, you want to take over this shit? Be my guest. Brian just dibs. Nobody, nobody wants to walk on my own Glick shoes.
Speaker: facts on facts. That's because your shoes smell like asshole. I don't know who's better. Drunk Jeff or sick Jeff? I think they're hand in hand. I think I like them both. Yeah. I'm drunk to Jeff right now. Anybody who won't take the reins over, please let me know because
Speaker: I put a lot of time, effort, energy, and money into where we're at today. Yeah, but bro, you're not alone. If anybody can do it better, there's a range. I'll gladly sit back and just turn my camera and microphone on. A lot of these sounds, I'm just saying. You got to walk to the computer. I'm just saying. I'll turn my camera.
Speaker: It's like having a golf ball in my mouth. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know, Jeff, because like I said, I've been here holding a beer can up against my mouth because I'm in so much fucking pain and eat a bullet. But I've been there, but I still have to still rock this shit out. Super for you. Don't grab the championship. I'm so proud of you. You're at the end. Just lay in a dark room with like
Speaker: and microphone on
Speaker: TV on in the background and just randomly talk. I got guests. I got to get on my, you know, shitty show. Yeah. Yeah. Calm down, buddy. Yeah. Let's let's wait a minute. Hey, I'm one of those guests. Let's let's chat either after the show tonight or tomorrow. Yeah. Let's figure out what we're going to do.
Speaker: Well, yeah, like no, like I know. I know as soon as like I start talking about your name, a few people that have been on my show were like, well, don't talk about music with them. And I'm like, why? If music just do your show. Yeah. But then at the same time, it's like Glick already handled the music portion of it. I'm continuing to handle this stuff.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I like those movies, too, Stephen. I like horror movies. I was I was young ones, believe it or not. Anyways, talk about I got two streets going right now. I'm just saying. Anyways, let's stop it. Yes. That's not what you said last night, honey. Let's wrap this up. Yeah, please. Appreciate you all. Appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight.
Speaker: Hopefully you had fun hanging out with us. That's why his wife says Alyssa We will see you guys again next Wednesday, but make sure you check out the rest of the shows on the network Yes, the nonsensical network is a real thing. We have shows Seven days a week that are live on YouTube and Facebook. We're also on all the social medias Facebook Instagram X and tiktok
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Speaker: Tuesday nights is Jeff's garage or fits in your garage. Jeff and his, and his, and his friends are going to talk about it. Wednesday nights is what the fuck news. We're just talking random ass, crazy news stories and hanging out and having a good time. Thursday night is talking shit. Uh, there in the interview game this Thursday night, make sure you tune in tomorrow night, 8 PM. They have an open door challenge and they're talking serial killers, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: and I'm gonna try to pop up in there and chit chat with them some. Friday night is Glick's House of Music. Make sure you turn in this Friday night, 8 p .m. for myself hanging out with the guys from the Outlaw or the Southern Outlaws Band. I'm gonna have the lead singer and the guitar player hanging out with me, chit chatting, talking about their music, talking about all kinds of fun shit.
Speaker: Shout out to Hunter for for hooking me up with these guys and introducing me to him. Looking forward to having fun and having a show with them and Saturdays is nonsensical nonsense. The unhinged unapologetic uncensored.
Speaker: cornerstone of this network, the flagship of this network. And we opened the door. We dropped the link in the chatters box. It's open door. Anybody can come in and hang out with us. Sunday nights, we wrap the week up. We keep it low key. We, we, we settle everybody down for the week with our guy Jarvis, with the Jarvis podcast or movie reviews, television reviews.
Speaker: or interviews from time to time, but, uh, it's a low key Sunday night show. So seven days a week, you got something to listen to lots of different, um, lots of different shows, lots of different topics, lots of different things for everybody. Yeah. We'll form something to tickle. Hey, and for, for best experience, listen to nonsense, go nonsense episode with your parents.
Speaker: Because when they start when your mom starts laughing at blowtop jokes, whoof. Oh, that's a mention one, Glick. I did. I forgot to mention unsanctioned. Uncensored, uncooked, uncontrolled, just just paid. No, you forgot to mention one of your shows. What? Sunday night, 12 p .m.
Speaker: the Rock Lee experience. Wait a minute. You guys get to watch me snore for eight hours. Wait, we have a new show on Sunday. I felt like I wasn't told about this. Sunday night, Monday night, 12 p .m. All it is is a camera and we sleeping. You just find in and you see exactly what's on my screen right now. What's this? Are you watching the hangover? The kid, my son's watching Hangover part two. Oh, sad that I knew it was one of them.
Speaker: So, uh, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Uh, Jeffrey hit them one time with that. You're welcome, baby. Connor, what do you want to say to the people? Fuck you, Scranton. We'll come back to Connor. Before we bounce up out this bitch. Ah.
Speaker: climate. When I find your ass, I'm gonna catch you one of these times. You can't keep running from me on a match nonsensical nonsense boxing match on climate extreme rules in a steel cage. I'm excited. You can't you can't I spoke climate today. I don't want anybody else.
Speaker: Jake Paul you might want to start writing out your will after what you said We have until July I can hit this shit up on next Wednesday show Ladies and gentlemen and this bitch
Speaker: Yeah, this fucking be good or be good. I don't really don't have a closer for the new show yet. I haven't even thought about it. I got too much other shit.
