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Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it.
Speaker: You know what I mean? I said my dick and eat my asshole. You sons of bitches. I can only mean one damn thing. It's Wednesday and it's after seven but
Speaker: It's not sensible nonsense and we're live. It's your midweek pickup. We're almost there. As they say, two more days to Friday. We're going to help you guys get that little extra something in your gas tank to get you through to Friday. Well, I'm welcome. Hopefully you guys. That's actually a perfect analogy. Yeah, man. That's why I do what I do. Yeah, it's not because of you, but, but like every,
Speaker: Every fucking Thursday, I'm like, Oh, wow. Fucking this week is going fast because we do this show on Wednesday. Yeah. What up, blazing? How you doing, brother? What's up, buddy? Hey, I've been enjoying his snap stories lately.
Speaker: Barely ever play on Snapchat. But anyways, welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. We got Jera Vichy in the building, as always. Hey, there's a fucking moose out here. Or however that TikTok went.
Speaker: I apologize. We're running a little, we're running a little behind. You know, uh, we had, uh, we had some hellacious storms that just ripped through here. So my internet was being wonky and weird. And I was trying to do a couple of things. Yeah. And.
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Speaker: You're like the the non -racist version of Archie Bunker. Just bitching about everything that's new. You're like the cue of Barcody thing. Yeah. Go to the lake, fucker. It is a link. I couldn't think of. You're just an old man bitch and get off my yard. He's the old Sasquatch.
Speaker: that we know and love and we're going to attack him. You know what? You know what? I want to throw her into shit for either one of you assholes. You're gone. He's gone. He's gone. I'm going to do this goddamn show on my own. I don't need that. I'm stopping such a cunt.
Speaker: I knew I was gonna use that today. That's exactly why I downloaded it.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I should have put a warning out before I played that. Take your earmuds out. Yeah. It's a little low. I seriously need to redo that with less volume. Oh, that would have been perfect when you said that, have the stone cold, Steve Austin. What? Hello, Jeremy. Appreciate you being out there on Facebook now.
Speaker: No, it's a, it's, it feels like it's been a hot minute since we've been here. We didn't do the show Monday night. Um, well, um, I, I didn't sleep much Sunday night. Yeah. I wonder why we were up till God knows when last night. No Sunday. Right. But Saturday, Jesus Christ, you got to recover from Saturday. Yeah. Yeah. Sunday. I didn't Sunday. I didn't sleep. I had to, I had to take care of some stuff. So it was a busy until about five o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: Um, and then Monday, I was like, all right, I'm going to go to bed at like, I, you know, eight, nine o 'clock. I start to do a simple way to solve that is to remind Nikki, she is responsible for her own orgasm. This is not your job. First and foremost.
Speaker: That's not an issue at all. Hey, Mark. What are you saying? It doesn't take until 5 .30 in the fucking morning. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if she's still here or not. Knock that kid out in two minutes. I don't know if she's still here or not, but she can confirm. I can usually hit about five or six in less than five minutes for her. So, you know, trust me, that's not an issue. No, it was something totally different. I had to take work off Monday. Uh, I was like, and then I had a bunch of running around and she died to take care of Monday and.
Speaker: I was like, you know what? I'm going to lay down. I'm going to go to bed early tonight. I'm exhausted. My tank is empty. We didn't do the show. Connor was getting ready to move. He wasn't going to be there. I just didn't have anything in my tank. I go through my nightly routine to get ready and go to bed. And as soon as I lay down, my fucking phone goes off and my buildings are secure buildings at work. And you know, you can't, you had to have key fobs to get in the main door or
Speaker: You know, you have to have the car reader, get into the, our parking garages is, is, is a sub -level of the, uh, of the building. And one of the garage doors was stuck open and I got to call it like nine o 'clock. Well, it takes me almost an hour to get to work. It took me longer to drive there and back than it took for me to actually fix the garage door, but I didn't get home until almost 12 30. And by the time I get home, it's like, well, now I'm kind of awake again. So I've got something to eat and it was hard. And it was almost three o 'clock in the morning before I got to go to bed.
Speaker: So it was just like, uh, Hey Jamie, how you doing? We gotta get you on here one night. Uh, I had to get out of that Saturday show.
Speaker: Blazing you're not as uh, you're not as young as you used to be brother That's that second session. I was like, yeah, i'm not going i'll jump up and drop the link but i'm gone Jeff won't get this reference. What's going on the bushwhackers of podcasting mark and brian are in the building Uh, thank god you remember that one So what's going on boys?
Speaker: Uh, yeah, no, I, you know, I gotta be a hundred percent honest with you. The dog drank an entire case of beer Saturday night. I don't know what happened to all my, why am I surprised? I don't know what happened to all my beer. There was an entire case of beer gone and the box was on the floor in the living room. I don't know what.
Speaker: I didn't do it. Dogs in a stone cold stunner bucket or stone cold vest just down in the beer. Yeah. So I blame the dog. I got yelled at for blaming the dog. But no, I woke up Sunday and I actually, I felt fine. I mean, no hangover or nothing. I got out, got something to eat. You can't get a hangover if you keep drinking. Facts on facts. What's going on, Binge? I love the robot.
Speaker: But I got something to eat, played some Call of Duty, and then, you know, I had to go out that evening and do some stuff. Take care of some things. But, yeah, I felt fine. You know, I was good to go Sunday. But, you know, I just, you know, not sleeping Sunday night and then, you know, having to live all day. Okay. What's wrong?
Speaker: Yesterday yesterday was Anything to do no podcasts and I Didn't wind up chit -chatting and hanging out with Mark and Brian for a little bit that leads me to my next subject There are
Speaker: some big things in the works for the podcast world. And I'll enlighten everybody come Saturday, right boys? I should be able to have an answer by, you know, be able to break the news and everything like that by Saturday.
Speaker: Sign where the line is dotted boys if you can't if you don't get maybe possibly we could get them on this new show on Sunday called the Jarvis podcast and we can get a contract sign on there. I mean We want somebody that's actually we want them on a show that people are guys gonna watch a lot of a lot of
Speaker: Yeah, fuck you Jeff He's probably he's probably thinking about other women
Speaker: Of course you would give the answer on your own show you fucking
Speaker: Well, I know you guys will have the answer on your show, but I'll be able to, you know, you guys are going to give me the answer that I'm waiting for. And then Saturday, I'll be able to break the big news, quote unquote, so to say. I'm just I got to wait. Yeah, I'm fucking I'm fucking over here, uh, uh, wooing these sons of bitches like we're medieval times and I'm a goddamn prince trying to bang a prince. Well, I got it. Spoiler. Spoiler. Brian's coming out. He's very, very, very, very gay.
Speaker: Actually, I can spoil this. Part of the conversation we had was the demands that I had was Brian had to grow his hair out and get boob implants. And we talked last night and he asked me if I preferred redheads or blondes. I said, I'm partial to redheads. And we came to a compromise. I was shooting for triple D's. He said, that's a little too big. So we settled on double D's.
Speaker: I said a D is too small, so we settled. So we got that stuff worked out. Brian's going to be Brian's going to be a gorgeous manly. That's all I got to say. Yeah, I don't matter because we're just going to stare at the top of his head. Yeah, I blazing like when I did that episode on Sunday, like I was a deer in the fucking headlights and I'm waiting for Glick to like watch it to see a replay just so I can hear about it on another day of how shitty.
Speaker: It's not about being good. It's it's you got to get more comfortable, especially comfortable. Like, like, did you do it by yourself? Because I'm doing one by yourself. I won't do one by myself. But I even said that, you know, I'm going to get guests on the show because I want to do that. And, you know, I want to make it where it's kind of like what we do on Saturdays, but it's not.
Speaker: Like, like it's gonna, we're gonna have round table discussions every now and then. And, you know, I will talk movies, but I'm also going to talk about other stuff in the podcast. You're going to change the name to, uh, Jerry Vesey single white female. Yeah. Got it. Well, I do. I do want to say this come, come Saturday as in regards to Saturday. And I'll, I'll repeat this Saturday night.
Speaker: And you get the holy middle finger, fucker. As far as, as far as, you know, big news, breaking news, big things happen and things to come down the pipe. I do want to say this. If and when we, or I, or anybody else involved makes it without y 'all, you can't say that we forgot y 'all. That's right. Because if you do, because if you do,
Speaker: coming at your ass like the bear and the revenue. I mean, if I still haven't seen that movie yet either. Yeah, I saw that scene. That's all I needed to know. I know that I know what he's talking about. Yeah, I remember that scene. I'm just saying if Leo Leo ain't got a chance, that bear needs his click when he fights a bear. Yeah, Sasquatch is that bear is going to grape you so hard. I'm going to root for the bear every time.
Speaker: you're gonna it's that bears gonna make you call it daddy no that that's good like a lot of people that i i was hoping would watch had plans and i was just like well i guess i'm doing this show on by myself so so so are we gonna have to call it uh the jerry sickel jared jerson's show here's your last name so i can
Speaker: the Stonsensical Stonsense. Yeah, there you go. No. Are you going to rip me off? No. I did want to ask you because I haven't got a chance to watch it yet. I made sure to talk a little bit about the network. I said I can't talk much about it because, you know, you got to pay extra for that.
Speaker: one of these. It's on the ginger only fans. Southern Canadian only. You can catch me live on xhamsterlive .com. The Richard Gere copycat podcast. No, I talked a little bit about, you know, like I brought up
Speaker: my bloody Valentine, because I said that's what I was going to do it on. I was like, yeah, I was there. I was there for about the first 10 minutes or so. I wanted to pop in and at least let you know, you know, sorry. A lot of people popped in and said, hey, you know, hope the show goes well. And I was just like, no, don't worry about it.
Speaker: I just I wanted to get that first. I knew you were your prick. But, you know, just wanted to get that first episode out. And like I said, kind of fucked up with everything, because now I can't put it on Zencaster until I, you know, pay twenty five bucks. Oh, my God. You just use this one. Just just hold tight, buddy. Just just hold tight. Just hold tight, buddy. OK. So just just just hang tight. You'll be all right. I did. I did.
Speaker: He, don't worry about it. Is it me or when he does a video on Snapchat, does it look like he's always wearing, using a filter? Every time I see a Snapchat, I'm like, is this cat using a filter? Got to see if I can find it. My buddy and I, a friend of ours, Brandon, we found a filter that makes you look just like Cam. So dude, for like a month,
Speaker: him and I were having so much fun with that filter and we would fuck with Cameron with it too. Probably Facebook themselves for using that word. Yeah. You got reported by Facebook because you can't say stuff like that. Duh. A bunch of fucking left wing cry babies over there, man. A bunch of snowflakes. You can't say snowflakes. You'll send somebody. That's hate speech. But no, I wanted to ask you how it went and I'm glad you got that first live out of the way and you know,
Speaker: deer in the headlights boys deer in the headlights the first one's always the scariest
Speaker: But, you know, I'm not going to be there like every Sunday to go live with you, but I would like to pop in from time to time. No, I I don't expect to be in the comments as much as possible. Yeah, that no, like if you guys just want to be in the comments, that's fine with me. No way. What I'm going to try and do with this show is kind of like what you were saying about with the topics. Like I want it. I do want to have guests that that's the major part. It's just at the same time, I kind of just want to have it be more free flowing.
Speaker: talking Jerabishi shit yeah oh my god yeah and then i get hear it from mark like you took part of our thing and i'm like no i actually put shit in there no i stole it from place and you're one of the cool left wingers though
Speaker: Yeah, you're you're you're so left wing, you're almost right. Fucking Brian. Brian got drunk on Sunday and bought me a fucking green screen. Right is drunk every day. That incident. Why Brian have it. Brian and I have a lot in common. I know. And you should totally move your setup to your second bedroom. Make room for it. Clean it all up. Do whatever you need to do and set up in there so you can put your green screen up and you can have your back that hard.
Speaker: And then you're not distracted by the television and pull in a certain maneuver that another co -host that we used to have on the show does. Play on your phone. Watch television.
Speaker: There's the reason why I started going outside. Yeah, I heard that Brian made that Brian bought you a little gift and I'm like, good, I hope he I hope you use it because, you know, I'll get one once once once we once we move and I have my own space. Oh, that's the thing. But I'm also going to have my desk positioned in a way that I'll have like my belt hanging up on the wall behind me. Right. Exactly. You don't need a green screen if you got a blank wall. Yeah, that's cute. Blazing that you think I have a sex swing.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: No, I can't. 100 % out of your place, whole sex dungeon. I can't set up in that room because my wife's photography stuffs in there, which I I think I'd like. I want a bunch of it's home and we get done off. Yeah, I can't because that's from her from college. So it cost us some of that stuff.
Speaker: Step two all that shit 25 shades So bright yellow colors blue wheels on everything
Speaker: okay here we go saturday shows up every episode and that little that little buggy car here we go here we go saturday part three where but this time you know on on gmail you get a thing saying hey what are you
Speaker: Who do you have tied to a radiator now? I'm going to ask you, can we get a Play School Little type sex dungeon when we have a house? What? Ask Jarvis. Chris is ordering three and he's figuring out how to plastic weld right now. He can fit his ass. Sex dungeon is where they eat. Yeah. A little bit of fiberglass, a little bit of spray paint, nobody will know.
Speaker: Oh Jarvis, we're not making fun of you buddy. We're not laughing at you or laughing with you. You know, it's pretty bad. I left that Saturday night and said I had to go play a Call of Duty to feel better about myself and then I didn't get to hear what Glick said, but my wife did leave it alone. You know, I don't know what I said. She's well you she's like yeah, you know Glick said something about you playing Call of Duty to make yourself. It's my life like what do you say? And she's like.
Speaker: She's like, Glick said, and I quote, if Jarvis is playing Call of Duty, that's not going to make him feel better. And I was like, facts on facts. He can rage quit that. Yeah, I was going to say, I know how you get it. No, I had to get out of that show because I knew the two people that were in there and I knew that what was going to happen eventually. Yeah.
Speaker: And it did. Well, you know, the only time I've not seen or heard you mad when we play Call of Duty is when we play zombies. That's the only time you have fun when we play Call of Duty is when we're playing something. 17 stage of hell. And you're like, God damn it, good.
Speaker: But yeah, I that a few other comments about how we should run Monday night show kind of was like OK. We never force our guests to one on Monday night. Tell us their problems. They come on the show and they are open about their problems. I tell everybody share whatever you want to share. I don't care as much as you want to talk. Say as little as you want to say. I mean, I'm not forcing anybody to say anything. It's not like I'm sitting in the room with them with a gun pointed at their head.
Speaker: you know i was i i was just like you know what bryant was bringing everything bear your soul yeah so i i laughed and heard about the what shit show it was and yeah it was um yeah we're not going down that road anymore i'm washing my hands of
Speaker: Certain I was talking today with someone and I was telling them I'm a type of person and I can just Once I'm done with you, you no longer just in my world Okay, and that's kind of where I am But you know nonetheless moving on yep, thank you blazing get on that page
Speaker: But nonetheless, we were talking about maybe a lot of things that I was downloading. Now, this came out, you know, the left and being not necessarily the left, but being woke because there's there's people that not necessarily on the left that are super woke as well, just woke people in general. And we've talked about it in the past with like, you know, with CMT and Disney and.
Speaker: Target and you know, stuff like that like This this song came out and I want to play it It's only like a two or three minute song here. It's a short song But when it came out everybody said this was Jason out being and I was like I ain't fucking Jason out Dean I don't even sound nothing like Jason out me, but it's by it's by a tick -tocker. It's go woke jokes It's Jeff. I think you're gonna appreciate this. I think Jarvis. I think I might really fucking funny
Speaker: uh but it's called go go broke it's uh by a tiktok called jokes on what is it uh jokes on wolves dear but my dear cmt we were happy as can be till you caved and bent the knee good luck coming back from that just tell us what we're
Speaker: Fuck the life, fuck CMT Yeah, fuck Target and fuck Disney These hypocritical, woke liberals Know they're never gonna learn It seems they're calling me stupid, calling me dumb Driving this song to number one Should've known it by now Fuck around and find out you chose me
Speaker: Ford, fuck Adidas, fuck Netflix, too Fuck Starbucks, Barbie will be in the view for biting Kamala AOC, fuck Snuff and look of his down on Sesame Street Can't take it no more Give me Trump, 24 Sleepy Joe, don't lift the door Itches on my way out, fuck the life, fuck CMT, yeah, fuck Target and fuck Disney
Speaker: I'm driving this song to number one
Speaker: Fuck, but life, fuck C and T The silent majority will tell you with the wallet We didn't beat up Jussie Smallet Fuck, but life, fuck C and T Yeah, fuck Target and fuck Disney Damn, all these miserable fucking liberals Know they're never gonna learn it Seems they're calling me stupid, calling me dumb Driving this song cute
Speaker: Great song. That was nothing to do with Jason. I have one question. What the fuck did Snuffleupagus do? I don't know. I like that cat. And I'll say this, you know, I'm not necessarily a Trump supporter.
Speaker: Uh, I can't stand Biden. Um, you know, but I wish we had better options out of those two. Unfortunately we don't and the lesser of two evils at this point seems to be, well, you do have, you do have Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Yeah, but, but he's not even remotely close as much as the guy. Yeah. He's so far away from being close.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I just outside the presidential thing, I just made it just made me. But it's it's it's it's sad, but true. I mean, there's a silent majority of people like like us idiots. They're like, how how can you literally listen to this? All this crap that certain people are doing and be like, yeah, that's okay.
Speaker: I wouldn't necessarily say freedom because Cameron just got booted off of Facebook for saying the F word. And what's freedom? The freedom that we're now learning about, you know, what's been going on behind Nickelodeon's doors, Disney, even though we knew what was going on.
Speaker: Like Disney, I hate to break it, but Disney, there's a lot of shit that Disney's going to come out. Like Cinderella's castle at Disneyland just literally burnt down to the ground. And it took an hour. Yeah. For Disney to call the fire department to have it extinguished, but it couldn't be extinguished because it was that far gone. And I'm sorry, there's a fire. The first thing I'm doing is calling the fire department.
Speaker: Well, we might have it out by the time you get here, but just in case. Disney has come out and said that even before the fire, they were planning on demolishing Cinderella's Castle anyway. So they're wondering if Disney's theme park itself had something to do with the fire. Like they purposely started the fire. Well, which wouldn't be. Wouldn't be shocking at any way.
Speaker: No, capitalism has nothing to do with someone getting booted off of thing now. Like I said, unfortunately, Biden or Trump. Well, it's not even it's not even that it comes down to one simple thing. Stop listening to the news. Thank you. Well, that's what I said. All right. You know what? At the end of the day,
Speaker: You know, and since I've been an adult, you know, since I've been a voting age, no president that's been in office has really changed my life in any way, shape, and or form. It's not like... Well, that's particularly not true because your gas prices, you do pay for your own gas. The president doesn't have anything with the gas prices. Really?
Speaker: because I don't know, let's close down a pipeline. Let's close down a pipeline, therefore raising gas prices, astronomical levels. But yeah, that's okay. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: And let's get rid of the reserves because, you know, we won't never need them. In all honesty, it's not like when Trump was in office, all of a sudden I was a millionaire and then Biden in the office. And now I'm living in the poor house. You know, my freedoms aren't infringed on. I'm hell. We do this goddamn show, you know, every week. And we say some of the most ridiculous outlandish shit on this show. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't matter who's in office to me. It doesn't change my life. It doesn't. It doesn't.
Speaker: I don't know, maybe that's that quote unquote white privilege. I don't know. I don't know anything about the pipeline. So I have no, I have no, uh, pipeline may not have been open, but at the same time to close it down over something that wasn't open. Are we going to split hairs here? We were, the U S was energy independent.
Speaker: Until Biden got in there and then now we're relying on other sources for oil and shit. I'm just saying, I'll be honest with you. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know a whole lot about a whole lot. Um, you know, that's why I don't, I choose not to speak on politics a lot here. Here's my political belief. You're all fucking wrong. I don't care if you're left, right, middle of the line, whatever you're all fucking wrong.
Speaker: I have a solution for the U .S. government that will fix everything. It's very simple. Two words.
Speaker: term limit. We tried doing that, but they shot that down. Well, yeah, let's see. You vote on the job if you could keep it or not. So no matter what they put on that ballot for term limits or anything, you know damn well they will shoot that down. And that's why I've always said. So yeah.
Speaker: I'll tell you what's going to make me mad. If you come from my medium rare steaks and my beer, then we're going to have a problem, politicians. America, that will bring civil war more than anything. You fuck with a person. I will eat up a vegan. I like my steaks bloody and I like my beer cold. God damn it. Leave me alone and let me live my life. Glick.
Speaker: 2024 2028 that actually that actually breaks me to a subject um speaking about meat um i have a story for you gentlemen is this one you found my my twin or something like that no this that i have i have four i want to see that one well i say alternate universe twin hold on a second what is uh what is that blazing
Speaker: It sounds like another word for something that someone didn't need to say. I don't know. I don't know how to say that word. And. On a show, on a show, San San Das. So I'm trying to make it Spanish, a goddamn Mexican. Yeah, just type it in English. Just because I live in Mexico, maybe I can read Spanish. I'm I'm a I'm a glick.
Speaker: I don't know what that is, but what were you gonna say? What were you gonna say Jeffrey? Yeah, so So I have a story for you as we talked about we're gonna have stories So I'm gonna read you the headline before I get into it California man arrested for allegedly taking a leg of a person
Speaker: So this guy uh starring video so california man arrested for allegedly allegedly Taking a leg of a person killed by a train So Well, apparently it got hit by a train and they died and this dude took their leg allegedly
Speaker: And the disturbing video appears to show a man eating from several body parts as he makes his way down the sidewalk. So he's just walking down the sidewalk just. Having a man, which.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, like, you know, like when you go to the Renfest or something, did you get the big old fucking turkey? Yeah, he was just munching on some guy's calf. So a California man was arrested after allegedly taking some receded deadly train collision in Waco on Friday. Officials report, say 27 year old. I can't pronounce guy's name. Resendo Tela. Remove evidence from the site after a person was struck and killed by a train, which
Speaker: which severed their leg at 8 a .m. in the morning at the city Amtrak station. I mean, this dude was like, hey, look, a man, which wheel disturbing video circling on social media shows men appearing to have several body parts and eating from them while wiping his face and make his way down the sidewalk.
Speaker: Now, I've been hungry like this guy likes his leg. I've been hungry in the past, but I'm never that hungry. We're like so like we're surprised that this shit is going on in California. We're really surprised. I mean, yeah, I mean, they pretty much look like California in California. What's the crime here?
Speaker: Well, he removed evidence from a crime scene.
Speaker: I mean, if you get hit by a shrapnel, that would, right? Yeah, but I mean, really, did he? He was trying to dispose of that crime scene. Well, here's that legend. Who said that legend would get thrown off into the woods? And my guy was just going for a nature hike, and he was like, oh, man, I should have packed some poachers. OK. He's not a funny, living, breathing Sasquatch like you are, Glick. A leg lands in front of him, and he was like, attempt smoking. Well, here's the kicker. I mean, Benji's got a point.
Speaker: The next line of this fucking article is facts on facts. Kern County Sheriff's office reportedly took Tellez into custody without incident on multiple outstanding warrants for allegedly take, allegedly taking evidence from the scene. The deadly train collision is under investigation by BNSF railways.
Speaker: You know, judge him by his name and I don't want to stereotype or anything like that, but I have a feeling by his name and the simple fact that you couldn't pronounce. He's not. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, you know, maybe we should lock down our borders. I'm just saying facts on facts, but at the same time, like. And I was literally just trying to find the video and I can't find it. Evidence.
Speaker: OK, since this happened. Go for a walk and forgot to take his protein bars. The guy said fuck Gavin Newsome $20 for a burger. I just found this. I'm going to hell for that one. I'm like, could you imagine the fucking like, hey, we've had a night stalker. It's the night eater. I mean, it's real.
Speaker: Okay. We've had this discussion before. We don't need to go into stories and details and break down in there. If you're just wandering along and you're feeling a little rumbling in your stomach and yet maybe you don't have $10 for a burger at McDonald's and there's a leg lay in there. I mean, are you going to pick it up and
Speaker: My question is, did he at least cook it? Did it get heated, superheated from being hit by the train? I mean, well, so he's getting that shit raw. So it's crescaccio. It's sushi, man, sushi. It's it's. Guy who's dead, he didn't need to live anymore. Why? Exactly. You know what? Not exactly. You know, I mean, kids in South Africa, God damn it. Evidently, they're so they don't want to eat a leg.
Speaker: Also, they're starving people in the United States. You know, twenty dollars for a fucking thing in California. That that ripple effect. I don't know about Jarvis, but I know when I was growing up and Jeff, when you were growing up and maybe blazing and Benji, we're all of a certain age. If we didn't want to eat our dinner, one of the lines my mom would always say is they're starving kids in Africa. They would be grateful to have a home cooked ribs. Big legs.
Speaker: I'm just saying, depending on the size of the guy, oh, it could have been like three people. I'm just saying. Yeah. I mean, he's a big fuck. He really a man eater. Yeah. Really brings all I can think of is as soon as fucking Brian posted that is fucking hollow notes. It's awesome. Exactly. You know how hard it is to come across fresh human meat these days? Yeah. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I mean, I've been hungry, but I've never been that hungry. Can you imagine being a cannibal and come across a train collision where some dude just - No, but can you imagine the poor bastard that's walking in the opposite direction goes, was that motherfucker just eating a leg? That fucker still had the sock and shoe on it. I mean, once upon a time in California, wasn't there like a vampire out there that was running for like politics out there and was like, Hey, even though I called into this radio show, I'm looking for my next meal. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you know, the Nike the Nike Air Force One, not ones Air Force One and sock that they add flavor to the leg. All right. I'm just saying. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, God. It was a it was a run by shrimp job. I mean, that's I.
Speaker: I've never been that hungry before. You know what? Don't knock it until you try it. If you've never eaten a man like before, they might be delicious.
Speaker: It tastes like chicken. Oh my God. Here we go. That'd be one hell of a serial killer if that's how he killed his victims. He threw them in front of trains. He threw them in front of trains and then ate them.
Speaker: One one I'm not from Wisconsin and two I'm not from Ohio Just saying That one I read that now I had to read it twice. I was like wait he did what? And I've spent all day trying to find the video. It's apparently been scrubbed like you can't find it Are you are you
Speaker: Like I'm curious what like cuz I'm sure I'm sure it's like security footage. It's not like somebody with a camcorder Bob, you know Remember Jeff is probably the type of guy who had that Jarvis I don't know if you remember it I'm sure some of you guys will like Jeff will Jeff had the faces of death volume 1 through 75 all in VHS He probably still hasn't be honest with you If you put a side -by -side
Speaker: to each their own. We are not here to judge. It is 2024. If you enjoy a nice, uh, McGlade on your brisk walk through the woods, please enjoy. Who are we to judge? Well, the other story I wanted to bring up, this is, this is what I was talking about. This is, um, I think this is, this is like Glick's long Ross brother, brother.
Speaker: of Trevor from GTA 5 and Jeff, you'll get the same person.
Speaker: Or maybe alter alter alternate universe click And let me bring up the article here Because this guy's first word with fava beans and some nice Chianti I'm gonna start out before I read the article. I want you guys to guess what happened and his and I quote His first words were I need a beer. I'm still shaking What happened?
Speaker: This is out of Florida, isn't it? It's out of Oregon. Oh. Another another. It's in the mountains. There you go. No, no, it is not. This video. Don't worry. Don't worry. Long lost brother. I'll take care. So we went from California to Oregon. I think there's like there's something here. No, there's no theme. There's no theme. Just these are four stories I found. I was like, that's interesting. So Oregon man.
Speaker: My man. Oregon man narrowly escapes being gorted by a runaway saw blade. You know what? You deserve a beer, my friend. Absolutely. Well, how many beers did you have before you almost got gorted? You mean gored? Gored. Same thing. Gorted. No, not. He got Gordon Ramseyed.
Speaker: I have yet to see this video. I have not seen this video, but we're going to watch it together. This is like you can see the saw blade right there in the background. I mean, I was thinking maybe it's my time. I don't think I would have survived.
Speaker: You've got to see this. And Eugene Williams, lucky to be alive, after narrowly escaping an incident that could have been out of a movie early, a four -foot concrete saw. Jesus Christ! And we're flying toward a nearby convenience store. Holy fuck! A traffic contractor who witnessed the incident says a loose bolt and possibly operator air may have caused that giant saw blade to come loose and spin a Lego flying off.
Speaker: A blade was embedded in the wall of that store and took three men to remove the massive blade. It's unclear who's being held responsible for that incident. But what a scary scary thing. Absolutely. I tried about it. As soon as I seen that, I thought of Glick. Right. Right.
Speaker: You know, Jeff, you and I have used those concrete saws before. They move quick. Yeah, man. There's a lot of torque and power to cut through concrete. That motherfucking thing was screaming through the wall. Yeah. Yeah, I did not watch the video before, so I saw it the same time you guys did. But apparently, they were interviewing him and they didn't show it.
Speaker: But but apparently when they were interviewing he's like I need a beer I'm still shaking So much force it hit the building was so much force the building shook Fucking men to get that goddamn blade out of the building
Speaker: Evidently scorpion was fucking trying to practice is Get over here. Get over here. As Blaze said, Fatality failed. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I was kind of piggybacking off what Blaze said. So thank you. Don't worry. I'll be back on Twitch soon enough in the mornings. I'll do it. I'll be I'll do a Rise and Shine with Click in the mornings. I got a I got two more. The next one I'm not even going to read the article.
Speaker: because it's it's more of a your doctor's a dick you should change doctors kind of thing i absolutely hope that guy up with like beer for the next year you're like well for the next year i got you every bar that guy goes to he's going up to that one chick and going like hey i almost got killed by a saw blade free beer for a year let me let me show you something
Speaker: Well, I'm sorry. The first thing I would say to the news people, can I get a copy of that? He realized if that would have hit him. Oh, he'd have been close. Yeah. And some guy would have come by and pull his leg and ate it. Look, I tied him together. Yeah.
Speaker: I got a guy who played the lottery 100 % played the lottery that day. That's a story from like, dude, like, bro, man. I mean, the way it was read when I read the story, it sounded like he just narrowly missed it. He had a good minute and a half. Yeah. But I mean, at the same time. But if he would have stopped to tie his shoe, he'd have been done. Yeah.
Speaker: You know what I you know cool story But when they showed the video I kind of wanted to see that blade hit one of those cars I wanted to see what it done to one of them fucking I mean, I'm just I'm just saying tick tock trend boys Oh No
Speaker: All right bought for $200. Like that guy, that guy literally can now go to the bar and get free drinks for the rest of his life. He's like, you guys want to hear a story? Buy me a beer line though. You walk up to, you know, like, you know, like that guy, I'm sure, you know, some women kind of look at him and he's like, let me tell you a story.
Speaker: Sit down. Buy me a beer and relax, honey, because I'm going to tell you a story. There's going to be some women out there all of a sudden. Get back, relax, ladies. I got a story that's going to solve those crazy's.
Speaker: A sudden Glick goes into his mailbox. There's a paternity test like wait what? Fucking goes to the thing they show a video of the guy that got nearly almost killed by fucking saw blade and Glick's like that's not me Like holy shit Like it was Less than 30 seconds after he closed that door
Speaker: now we've all had the the door slam behind us like all of us go jesus wow oh how many times have you got to open a door and it says pull and you push it
Speaker: He's a permanent fixer. You know what I mean? When the wind catches the door and slams the door, you're like, oh, I didn't mean to slam the door. My bad. But it started like he's trying to cast a spell on you. He did that. He was just like, holy shit. I didn't mean to. Oh, I didn't slam the door. That's a saw blade. Yeah. No, that guy would have become a permanent fix. Oh, man. Hey.
Speaker: The next one is a is a fuck you you need a new doctor story. I Am just to read that. Well, I'm just gonna read the headline and the quote
Speaker: And this, like I said, right away tells me this guy needs a new doctor. But man getting a, yeah, go ahead. Before you get on with that, I know it's not going to be funny, but. Well, you can explain it to us. Shut the fuck up. Like there's going to be women that are going to go out there and be like, wait, so you narrowly, narrowly almost avoided death. But yet we watch the video and.
Speaker: Okay, fuck you. Okay, next on why your doctor's a dick. So man getting a vasectomy when earthquake kicks, he thought the doctor was making a joke. When the doctor said is that an earthquake? I still thought, is he trying to make a joke? But if you think your doctor's making a joke like that, you're like, dude,
Speaker: You're obviously not ready for this vasectomy. I'm just saying. Because he's like, oh, is that an earthquake? Wait, this is not the time to light the mood, Doc! He's like, I'm not light. It's actually a fucking... I mean, it's kind of like, you know, you go in for a prostate exam and the doctor grabs your shoulders with both hands and says, I'll pinch a little bit. You know, like, whoa, hey, hey. Hey, Doc, this is not your first time. You ever been in prison, Doc? Hey!
Speaker: I feel like there's a joke there, but I'm not sure. The last one. You always think that I wouldn't think it's the patient you're going to feel the earthquake to. I'm just saying. Yeah. Well, yeah. But I'm assuming he thought the doctor was like shaking the table or something because it was, you know, any case of patients, an idiot, not doctors. Yeah. Agreed. But.
Speaker: But if you think your doctor's making light at that time, yeah, I highly doubt it. Um, and, and by, for my final story, we go to Florida. Oh God. And I'm saying right now, well, this guy did, this guy literally did nothing, but he a nasty motherfucker. Please do not have sex with the iguanas.
Speaker: No, no, no. And I'm calling it right now. Fuck you, Florida. Doctor removes 150 live bugs from Florida man's nose. OK, I don't even want to see it. There is no picture. Thank you. Dozens and dozens of larva were reportedly feeding on this man's nose and sinus cavity.
Speaker: some as big as, holy shit, some as big as the, as the end of a pinky. What kind of bugs were they at the fucking Florida? It's just somebody, you know,
Speaker: Uh, for a refund, cause they got some bad cocaine. The story says a Florida man is breathing easier now that 150 live bugs were removed from his nose. The unidentified patient. Oh, yeah. I went to the hospital earlier in the month and noticed.
Speaker: that his whole face felt like it was on fire. According to the report on Friday at Jacksonville, first coast news. I got all them bugs in your nose and it's not like swollen up or falling off. Like, did you ever see Artie Lang's nose? You know, Artie Lang from the Howard Stern show and he did like 30 days with Norm McDonald. The guy did so much cocaine in his life that his nose literally fucking fell off his face. He looked like Voldemort. Boom. Did I get that right?
Speaker: You did, unfortunately. Suck it, nerds. Although the man first started experiencing symptoms in October, it wasn't recently. How old is it? It wasn't until recently. It is literally last month. It did not bring me to hell. It was February 20th of 2024 when the story came out. Mm -mm. Mm -mm.
Speaker: No. Over the course of hours. That's October, November, December, January, February. That's five months, y 'all. Those bugs shouldn't have been larvae's at that point in time. And that's just coming from a former orchid man. They should have been full fledged fucking insects. Here's the quote from the clip. Over the course of hours, my face just started swelling. My lips swelled. I could hardly talk.
Speaker: The patient from First Coast News told First Coast News, I couldn't even go through, go, I couldn't even get into the bathroom without my head and nose starting to bleed. Dude, wait. Come on, wait. Come on, come on.
Speaker: head and fuck me. Carson was shocked. The doctor was shocked as he looked through the inside the man's nose with a camera and saw dozens and dozens of bugs feeding on his nose and sinus camera. As big as the end of his pinky. I knew he was in trouble, quoted the doctor. Make sure I got it right. When the erosion that was occurring near the skull and base of
Speaker: and near the skull base in very close proximity to his eyes and his brain. Where's the video? I don't want to see a problem. I'm trying to OK, so they send them to a bug doctor to find out their species. The patient is expected to make a full recovery.
Speaker: It's April. They haven't found out what the hell they were yet. Right? Well, this was when it came out. I'm just saying. But yeah, that's kind of fucked up, dude. I mean, how do your nose not bother you before five months? Yeah. Like, you know, like a mosquito goes within 40 feet of my nose. I'm like...
Speaker: I don't care how close they were to his fucking brain. Like you can't breathe. Your lips are swelling. You wait that fucking long. Like, no, I just I just I just want to address Brian real quick. Set my deck and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. Excellent.
Speaker: But that's that's the two other stories to Glick that was kind of interesting And I just have to say there's something we said about being a little bit late That's what I'm thinking like I'm assuming they're like weevils or some shit like that But I mean, I don't know how big that doctor was. I'm four. I'm five four
Speaker: My pinky's that big. I mean, I'm sure Glick has a bigger pinky than me because he's taller and fatter. So the Sasquatch. Yeah. So, I mean, the the the end of a pinky does not really determine size. I'm sorry. That's not an accurate measurement. Give me it to me in millimeters, centimeters, inches. I don't fucking care. But fuck me. I'm out. That's that's.
Speaker: to blow your fucking nose. Not only that, but like even if the dude had a coke problem, like, I mean. You went that long to go see a doctor like I mean. He said it was getting to the point where he couldn't go to the bathroom without his nose bleeding. I think you should go to the dock. Yeah. Jesus. One hundred and fifty.
Speaker: one, I'd be like, Oh, straight from a horn. Well, they have a television. So, uh, on discovering channel or something like, well, you know, bugs inside of me or what came out of me or what's inside something like that. And that's all it is. People are like fucking insects living inside. You've seen that people get bot flies removed. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, I mean, I doubt they were bot flies because one usually swells up the size of my fist. So he had 150. He'd be dead. Yes, I have. And I seen an episode and I was completely done with that fucking show afterwards. This homeless man came in for an infection on his leg, and they lifted up his pant leg. And I shit you not, from his ankle to his knee was covered in maggots.
Speaker: And people wonder why I'm not a doctor. However, the magnets, there was no infection and it was as clean as could be because the maggots. Oh my God, they showed it in this show and I was like, I'm done. I'm out. I don't want to know what happened to him because I'd be, I'd be killing myself. I got a pretty strong stomach.
Speaker: But when it comes to - Okay, Florida Brian, you sick bastard. When it comes to like pus and mucus and slime and - Yeah. Like you don't even watch the Dr. Pipple Popper chick. No, fuck that. I love him. Yeah. I'm just saying that's -
Speaker: Yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it and like You know what? I found my title for when I upload this. Thank you, please See like eat this this is what I got. This is what we heard from Glick in the snapchat today. I
Speaker: we need we need you to pick one to two topics for the show and this is the shit show that it's become but i mean well no we used to do what the fuck news back in the day and we're technically bringing it back we're we're we're gonna yeah we're
Speaker: Let's let's let's take a break. I think we need a break. Yeah My nose it's just reading that story Jesus break and everybody go blow their nose Get a camera fucking blow your nose a fucking like Yeah
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Speaker: like this later oh my god we're gonna go to break yeah i think we need to go to break before let it go jeff let it go before we before someone comes in the comments going like what's jeff doing having a fucking seizure i'm using the worms from my nose to bait my hook oh good god break please find the find the next block black top mojo song we need here come on
Speaker: It's called worms in my face. My black hot mojo. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. And if that isn't creepy, I'll come back as I will be talking about. I'm calling back tomorrow. I need a song called worms in my face. OK. So we're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in a few minutes. I've got a part of this song.
Speaker: around and find out. I love this goddamn song. There you go. Move back in just a few minutes. I love my
Speaker: To the gate, you can't depend on your ways Cause you'll be over your tater, I'm talkin' growin' demators Feedin' no worms, I fish with later I'll have a fish dick plate over a six foot grave Before I take a knee as our anthem plays My hands on my heart, I stand on what I say And my second amendment handles what I can't I ain't tryna be Billy badass or talk shit I'm just sayin', there's the lies, don't cross it I got a red ride, a gun when I was three so I don't run
Speaker: from the woods to the plate ain't never went hungry
Speaker: Bitch, I'm a red, white, and blue color boy from the south You can fuck around and find out Love my country, love my freedom Fuck a welfare, now I don't need em Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate Ain't ever went hungry, ain't ever too late To come around here son, runnin' your mouth You can fuck around and find out
Speaker: I can show you if it's needed When you see it, you'll believe it If you don't love it, you can leave it Michael Jackson, you can be F -A -F -O, I teach you how this game go Different joints, same smoke Wake up, wear the same clothes Real redneck, I'm a piece of white trash Blue collar boy, but my lady's high class Got the music way up loud with a cigar in my mouth Fuck around and come find out how we do it in the south Ain't sayin' nothin' but you runnin' that mouth But never take a hand at them, too
Speaker: I'm a son of the dirty South with a truck sit high and these straight pipes loud This land, a land of freedom Double barrels in case we need it Man up, we sit your ass down We done talkin', fuck around and find out Love my country, love my freedom Fuck a welfare, now I don't need it Shotgun raised from the woods to the plate Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late
Speaker: Sir, come around here, run in your mouth. You can fuck around and find out those are some gorgeous damn dogs in this in that video. Yeah, it was just a homemade video. That guy in the video, he was just walking his property, whacking his woods with his dog and his kid dogs and his kids to that song. So I like some of his tattoos, though. It's a nice Norse and Viking tattoos. I like Brian Martin featuring a whole bunch of people with fuck around and find out
Speaker: Yeah. Check that out. Wherever you listen to music. I just like the song. I just, I just, I just like that. You know, not even in a political sense. I just liked that term. Fuck around and find out. Well, it can, it can go through any concept. Yeah. That's the guy that I really like on Facebook and I've reached out to him because I'd love to get him on the show, but his name's Stoner Gump.
Speaker: And he's a stoner and he sounds like Forrest Gump. And he does these reels and stuff. And he's like, I'll fuck around and find out. We need another space cadet. And it'll be like a TikTok video of somebody who ate like an entire pan of special brownie.
Speaker: But I love it. The dude is fucking hilarious. You know, but yeah, it can be used. It's not necessarily a tough guy thing. It's just, you know, so you want to run through that that field with the bears with meat on your back. Look around, find out. I'm going to see what happens. You have an idiot friend that thinks he's hot shit because he's got a lifted Jeep and he wants to jump into a field. And it's like.
Speaker: I'm going to find out my big Bronco, you know, or, you know, we used to go to towers back home, you know, our towers is, and it was funny watching the jeeps not make it up, but my big ass Bronco would climb right up. Oh, the guys with two wheel drive S10s that thought they were fucking bad ass. I'm like, dude, it's two wheel drive. No, no, I never took a vehicle through towers. That was a truck.
Speaker: My van, my van made it up tower. Yeah. It's, it's just, you know, it's, you know, just like the word fuck. It can be used in any situation. Yeah. Also could be used in any situation. Yeah. Uh, you know, it's three o 'clock in the morning and whether you're a man or a woman, you're, you know, you got your beer goggles on. There's another, there's another.
Speaker: You think you're taking Brad Pitt home and you wake up in the morning and you took home, uh, what's his nuts, uh, from, uh, I can't think of a name. No, not Jeff Foxworthy. The guy, the guy from Armageddon that was like, I just want to feel the power of Steve Buscemi. But, uh, no, welcome back to nonsense and go nonsense, everybody. Uh, silly gap is another word like that that you can use all the time. Do I look like I give a fuck? Yeah. Um,
Speaker: But I see a deep cut makes me hungry for steak. Try that a small town. My favorite hobby is, you know what? I'm right there with you, Blaze. I got to be honest with you. Especially with people that think they know better. Yeah. Play stupid games and stupid prizes. We've seen that quite a bit out here. Yeah. A lot of ways to die. Been there, done that.
Speaker: from the country. We also took a, we thought it would be a good idea to take a car hood and strap it to the back of a truck and get drugged through the snow. Not necessarily. It worked great. It worked great until that hood over it caught. I'm just saying. It worked great until the truck stopped and the hood doesn't. Anyways, welcome back to you. Nonsense, go nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying the show. Make sure you check your names for bugs.
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Speaker: team boys thinking they can catch a gator because they saw the dumb ways. That's that's the that's the sound we need to add to that buzzsaw video. I like I like to think of it when Brian brought that up about the crocodile hunter thing is when they did the South Park one where he's run up jump and like his dumb or whatever up people's asses in the South Park episode.
Speaker: I don't I don't watch South Park. Oh, I'm going to go in South Park. However, I do I do have a. For the first time in a very long time, being an English. Oh, my God. Sorry, we were in 45 minutes where you're not done yet. Yeah.
Speaker: Wait, did Jeff get fired right now? We need to find a new, I need to find a new hoco. The guy I just fired, Jeff Hawk, he's here. Fuck you, Jeff. You're just kidding. Jeff's here and then you guys know me. I'm like, you know, I don't have to tell you who I am. You guys know who I am by this point because the greatest podcast, hashtag the champ. Sasquatch that came out of the forest. Did you guys, did you see,
Speaker: the first time in, I don't know, 30 years or plus, the SNL was actually funny. No, I quit watching that show a long time ago. I don't watch the show, but I saw the clip on TikTok. Ryan Gosselin and the beat dressed up as Beavis and Bled. Yeah. And the what was funny about it, not the skit, but the people losing it like they they cracked like the girl turned around, looks like the dude dresses, but he looks like
Speaker: He loses it. This is the first time that show has been funny forever. Yeah. I was going to say, yeah. That's the nineties. They just, you know, for a show that build a reputation on, on going against the great, uh, Peter, thank you for the, uh, share as always, brother. I appreciate that on Facebook, man. I appreciate that. Um,
Speaker: Yeah. You know, like, you know, they, they always went against the grain. They always made fun of politicians. They made fun of everybody. Nothing was off limits. And now it's just dumb. I was scrolling through TikTok and I saw that clip and I actually laughed for the first time of seeing a clip from SNL where I was like, ah, and it was, wasn't the skit that was funny. It was the fact that Brian AKA deported.
Speaker: Make your jokes, funny man. Fucking clown every year, you goddamn comedian. But Stephen, Stephen brought up the South Park that made me think I'm fucking. He was. You wish you would encourage his own encourage him. But it's now losers. Facts. What one of the.
Speaker: articles I found today is that Sega Genesis is actually coming out with a Golden Axe. I said that right, yeah, Axe. Animated series. And that's going to be on Comedy Central. I don't know that game. It was pretty much like you got to play as three characters. One was an old dwarf. Golden Axe was awesome. I love that game.
Speaker: I'm gonna make an animated series for a company central. It was just like a 16 -bit scrolling game. Okay. Yeah I Like if they made it live -action I'd be in like I saw fallout I enjoyed it shit out of it. It makes me want to play the game well animated I can't get into anything animated if you look at like the cover art
Speaker: And you looked at the main character. He's like big and strong. I was like, damn, he looks a lot like Dolph Lundgren. So like, I don't know if they're trying to do. Like a movie at one point that could have had him in there. That's a possibility. And my and I don't know how much we're going to talk about that. Just die, bring it up. I don't know the game, so I don't have.
Speaker: There is a Freddy Krueger series in the works at Max with DJ Qualls and Rob Zombie is directing. Okay, so I've seen this a few weeks back. I didn't think it was real. I know you guys were talking about it in the pre -show. Yeah, apparently I gotta watch Fallout. Brian was yelling at me yesterday. Dude, it's kinda dope. It's kinda dope.
Speaker: You'll love it. You'll love Goggins. Blazing. Blazing. It is not a hoax. I'm going to start watching it on my lunch break. That worked. So you'll be able to binge watch the entire series.
Speaker: Sega is doing a huge revamp of their games and it'll be in Forka. Is it Xbox or is it, I think it's Xbox that has all the, you can get to save your games if you have the ultimate game pass or something like that. You get a discount on, I think it's Sega. I think it's Xbox. I don't know. I've never played Sega.
Speaker: Comedy Central stopped being funny about the time that they lost Dave Chappelle. Never liked South Park. I watched half of the first season and was like, this is fucking stupid. Agreed.
Speaker: Uh, so I never watched that, but I think the last funny thing on Comedy Central outside of when they used to do like the, uh, the, the shows, like the standup shows and stuff like that was Dave Chappelle. Kim Peele used to be mildly funny. Well, the only reason I ever watched Comedy Central, I used to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. That shit cracked me up.
Speaker: So so the Freddie thing with DJ falls which So you're gay we love we love that I love DJ calls but him as him as Freddy cougar. I can't see it But it's coming over as I said in the pre -show the whole time I see him I'm waiting for him to fuck the big fat chick. Yeah But but however however everything everywhere I've looked Everywhere I've gone
Speaker: Unfortunately, because I fell for it myself. And I was like, Oh, man, I love the Freddy. I love Nightmare on Elm Street. You know, that's probably my favorite. You know, I love Halloween, but I'm like, well, you know, Halloween could have been three movies and been done. Done. Yeah. You know, Friday the 13th.
Speaker: Six seven movies and done unless you're gonna remake them now, whatever But Nightmare on Elm Street is one of those ones. I love Freddy Krueger. I love the character. I love the concept I love the idea not to mention that but we got the greatest song of all goddamn time from the best Nightmare on Elm Street movie Nightmare on Elm Street for I believe it was or three dream warriors Okay with dawkin doing dream warriors as a greatest song of all fucking time
Speaker: by one of the most underrated fucking hair bands, metal bands, rock bands, whatever you want to call them, ever, Dokken, baby. Leggy, go watch a movie called Road Trip. Did you kill it, Gina? Exactly. I will be waiting for him to fuck the big black dick.
Speaker: Are you just make sure he doesn't go to a restaurant where the cook decides to do something to the French toast? That's all I got to say. Make sure that's not even that's not even the funny part. But like that, that movie is genius. But like I said, don't get me wrong. I love DJ calls. I think he's an amazing actor. I just can't see him as Freddy. He's not big enough. Oh, yeah. And here's a hot topic. Nancy from Freddy.
Speaker: Way hotter than Danielle Harris from Halloween. Take your word. Well, Daniel Harris in Halloween when she first did it was a child, but still, Danielle Harris grew up and became really freaking hot, but just.
Speaker: I don't remember when when Halloween came out, I was just a child too. I was going to say she's older than you are. She's older than we are. She's actually a little bit older than us. So I was just a child too. I'm sorry. No, I'm just I'm just saying I'm like, that's the same goofy little girl from Halloween.
Speaker: But Heather Landon camp who played Nancy in those movies. Yeah, she was hot. Leggy, do you have something to share with the rest of the class? Fucking fat chicks. Leggy, stop that. You are not. No, maybe she's into banging fat chicks. That's what I said. New kink online? Yeah. It was three. OK, I couldn't remember it was three or four. I love Dream Warriors, man. That's my favorite thing. I did not like the second Nightmare on Elm Street, though.
Speaker: I've seen the first one. No, he's not. But DJ Qualls is smaller than me. Like thickness -wise. No, he's taller, but he's about as big as a fucking stop sign post.
Speaker: I know we didn't. We didn't miss the joke. We were just working. We didn't want to. Yeah, that's why we that's why we hit you with the Uno reverse card leggy because we were going to let you. But with this Fred show that's going to be on Max, supposedly it's supposed to be a 10 episode thing and then see what happens. I mean, I don't like the remake. I'm with you blazing. I actually like I like the actor who played Freddie. I like that guy.
Speaker: Uh, he's Jackie early Haley. Was that his name? Yeah. He was, uh, he was one of the, he was the kid and bad news bears the original. Okay. I thought the remake was second, second, second. You know, I agree with, with blazing. It was dark. It was morbid. It was warrior. Uh, it told a little bit, but, but it was a call. Go ahead.
Speaker: But it was darker, but I like that it told more of Freddie's backstory. And I get that new. In the movie series. Yeah, you got his whole backstory, but it was in like snippets that you had to put together and watch in the series. But even even if you take walls, broken your house right now with butter knives on his fingers, you'd be like. Problem solved. Bitch, go, go fucking do another road trip. Yeah, go. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh yeah, but blazing if you compare those two now you're going to get going after you and saying that the new Roadhouse was the best so we don't need that can of worms open. Where the fuck is everybody? And then also. Are we there? Is that so?
Speaker: dude just jumps out the question window lands with justice boots on a Reaver dare G dude you're in Mexico fuck you too mark but uh no my final one and I know there is going to be a lot of discussion on this but that NFL is actually possibly thinking about taking OJ Simpson out of the hall of fame fuck you Steven
Speaker: Fuck you, Glick. I didn't say it, Mark did. I know. I already told them, fuck him. Just try to do it in Mark's voice. Oh, fuck you, Steven. I sense a battle coming, uh, ladies versus Mark in the first ever nonsensical nonsense bunch out. Yeah. Please and likes Roadhouse. Mark hates Roadhouse. I loved it. I'm sorry. Be nice.
Speaker: It just got to take it. Look, God damn it, I don't want to have a movie.
Speaker: You just you just got to take the movie for what it is. And for what it is, it's a fun movie to watch. There's a giant asshole that can't act at the end of the day playing himself in a movie every time he's on screen, he steals the scene. However, Gregor is a tiny little asshole that can't act to save his life. He was terrible in the fucking movie. It was hilarious. Right. That's the point.
Speaker: Where the fuck is my fucking link? I got beef. Oh, you're on, Mark. Mark versus please, nonsensical nonsense. And I do remember, Mark, when he came on the show, you guys might be able to remember this. He said that Jake Gyllenhaal did a better job than Patrick Swayze did in the original. I heard it loud and clear.
Speaker: Fuck you, Mark. Yeah, there's going to be people that go to his show tomorrow night and be like, you said, what about Patrick Swayze? You know, you know, Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those guys that show you want to hate the guy, but you really can't. Right? Yeah. He pisses me off because I want to punch him in the face. I mean, you have butt sex with Joker. Agree. Yeah. Yeah. I want to.
Speaker: I want to punch him in the face, but I can't because he did such a good job.
Speaker: And I'm sorry, if I was built like Jake Gyllenhaal in that fucking movie, I would never buy a shirt. I would just walk around shirtless. Yeah, he is. Sam Elliott being old is still like one of the best parts of the original. That dude was old when the original Roadhouse was made, no less. But well, yeah. Touchback on the Freddy Krueger movie series show series. Everywhere I've looked, everywhere I've seen, it's not it's not real. It's all a hoax. Really?
Speaker: I wanted to be real. I really do. I can find the link right now. Here we go. I really wanted to be real, but yeah, but it's the internet. I could put anything on the internet. Oh, well, actually, you know what? Here's the thing. Hope is I was talking to Chris about this the other day. No, I haven't yet.
Speaker: There is a Facebook page that I'm subscribed to, and I can't figure out what it's called. Every single day, you know how they have the snippet stories at the top, like reels or whatever? Every day, it says, new celebrity died. And every time you click on it, it's like, did he really? You click on it, and it turns out it's fake. They even say it's fake in the story.
Speaker: But okay, but here for the celebrity it says dead at and you're like oh shit if if Rob zombie doesn't come out in the next couple of months Then it's fake then it's fake, but if Rob zombie comes out You'll know it's not fake. I'm thinking Rob zombies got bigger fish to fry them No, he wants to tackle Yeah, I saw it on Wikipedia
Speaker: I didn't, I just typed in Fred Max. There you are. So Betty White didn't die. This sounds like the beginning of a joke. Liggy gets into bed with a Sasquatch and Ewok and a Ginger. Why? Sasquatch, Ewok, and Ginger get in bed with Liggy. And enter punchline here. But anyway.
Speaker: OJ getting kicked out of the NFL Hall of Fame. Okay, I'm on the fence because as much of a scumbag as the guy is, he was... You know it. Why do you think he's on that fucking page? Because A, he's an idiot and B, he's like, oh man, one of my celebrities are going to die.
Speaker: No, I don't. The crazy thing is that they only recently started doing it. They used to be a car page where they'd show really cool cars. But the OJ can go to the NFL Hall of Fame. I'm kind of on the fence because as much as the guy is a scumbag for killing his wife and her boyfriend, he was good at football. I'm assuming.
Speaker: Well, I mean that's an e -walk a ginger walk walk and a set squad What? No, Jeff, you're more of a hobbit. Let's see those hobbit feet one time, bro He looks like the Hobbit version of the guy from super troopers. You're not you're not you're not cute You're more like I am I am cute and cuddly
Speaker: But no, I honestly like if you were going to take OJ out of the Hall of Fame, why didn't you just do it when he was on trial or murder? So so so so here's the thing. Here's the thing. And this is just my opinion and I'm nobody of any importance, but here's the thing. Facts. Oh, sorry. Brian, you are going to hell for that one. What do you say? Don't even show that comment. Hold on.
Speaker: I mean, you're a lot of things cute and cuddly are not two words that I would use to describe you.
Speaker: What has an N? Ginger! Get your mind out of the gutter, you racist. O .J. is best. Hold on. See? See? You've been legging. Thank you, Leggy.
Speaker: So speaking of OJ, he was cremated today, by the way, too. Was he put on ice? No, he was cremated. His family had him cremated. But no. So with the Hall of Fame thing, unless I'm not up to speed, and I don't know, the Hall of Fame is strictly based off your merits on the field. That's what I said.
Speaker: You cannot take away OJ Simpson's talent. You can't take away what he did as a football player, whether it be in college or in the NFL level. However, he was an absolute fucking scumbag in real life. Whether you believe that he murdered his wife and her boyfriend or friend or whatever the guy was. And if you don't, you're an idiot. Or you don't believe it. You're an idiot.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I've heard some people say, well, he served his time. He served his time. He never went to jail for strong armed robbery because him and a couple of his goons kicked in a hotel door and robbed a guy of memorabilia that OJ sold at gunpoint. That's what he went to jail for. So he didn't serve his time for the murders and he was acquitted.
Speaker: on a, on some bullshit at the end of the day, on a technicality, on a technicality. Yeah, it was a technicality. It wasn't far after the Rodney King riots and all that stuff. So it's like, you know, what, what he did on the field. Yeah, you can't take that one man show in Buffalo, but his life after football. And also he wasn't even that great of an, an actor and he was fucking terrible in the naked gun movies.
Speaker: Thank you. Thank you. Agreed. They could have got any other person to play that role. Well, the hearse that brought him to the crematory was a Ford Bronco. Yeah. Well, restaurant uses the most ginger Wendy's.
Speaker: Oh my God, Brian, shut up. You know, you know, I, at the end of the day, do I think they should take him out of the hall of fame? No, if they do, I'm not really mad about it either at the end of the day. Cause again, after his football career, he was, he, he was a human being and he was a terrible fucking actor. I don't know what the hell made him think he was no Jim Brown. I'll tell you that.
Speaker: Yeah, Jim Brown later. Well, yeah, Jim Brown later in life was an asshole. I mean, the guy could handle, you know, the guy could handle a football on the field, but I also heard he was pretty handy with a knife in the streets. If you know what I mean, he could have been one hell of a cook. As Warren G once said, you got to be handy with the steel. If you know what I mean, I agree. I agree with what Mark said, though. I found a video of a photo.
Speaker: of them taking OJ to the crematorium. Truth be told, there was still an innocent man with a gun to his head in the back. However, however, I caught that. You're welcome, Jeff.
Speaker: Yes, however Nobody had anything on John Wayne Gacy Just saying could have been worse. I would they could have killed them then ate their legs but I
Speaker: Who says he did? There was a there was a this just reminded me, there was a there was a police. Oh, my God. That that brings a whole new definition to the word the juice. Yeah. If OJ was a cannibal. Yeah. He throws them in a juicer. Speaking of speaking of OJ and the. Like that old guy that sells juicers, he just buys like three of those.
Speaker: OJ does like the Fargo thing where he's feeding them through the wood chipper and that's his juicer Did you see that Mike Tyson has edible ears that are that are gummies That are have THC in them
Speaker: Please don't, please tell me that the name on them are Van Der Holyfield. I don't remember. I saw it, I saw it this morning and I was like, ah, that's too corny to bring up, but now that I have to. Speaking of OJ in the white Bronco, the white Bronco, the owner. They're called Mike Bites. Nice.
Speaker: Oh, good. I have a picture. Oh, shit. It's chewy. Look, they're called mic bites. Is it weird that I want them? I'm so sorry for that joke, though, Leggy. Once he said the cannibal and the leg thing, I was just like, ooh, that says a whole new meaning to the word the juice.
Speaker: Try OJ's new product. Protein shake. It's called the juice. Protein shake. A little bit of the coal in every bay. To dry our new Ron Goldman sip.
Speaker: Juice is loose, boys. If the sock don't fit, eat it.
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Speaker: they are. Oh, okay. Well, speaking of speaking of OJ and the white Bronco, the the the infamous white Bronco, if you will. It's sold. It's going it's going up for sale. The owner again. Oh, I'm going to. Yeah. Well, it's been it's it's been in the
Speaker: Alcatraz East Crime Museum out in Tennessee. I believe, I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I believe that's in Pigeon Forge. I could be wrong. Well, you know, there were two of them.
Speaker: The actual white Bronco. Well, the actual white Bronco of OJ was not the one you saw driving on the road. No, that was driven by a former football player, buddy of his named AC Collins. So what happened is AC and OJ bought the exact same truck with the exact same trim. So you see AC's truck driving on the road. Can we block Brian for like one episode?
Speaker: And OJ's original truck was sold on Pawn Stars. And the truck you speak of that's going up for option was the one that OJ was in during that slow speed chase where I'm sorry, anybody in their brother could pick up that car. The Bronco that Al Callens was driving is now owned by three people.
Speaker: A friend of OJ's and two friends of Al Cowan's who was driving the vehicle as police pursued Simpson. It's been in the museum in Tennessee for years, but it's going up for auction. I'm just saying, low mileage. According to the site, they're hoping to get, how much do you think they're hoping to get out of this Bronco? 200. Oh, I bet you 10 to one, it'll go for a million. No.
Speaker: 200 ,000. Jarvis was actually. It won't go because they're. Well, it's a it's a piece of history, so it's not like they're all three on the title. I've actually heard this story. Yeah. On a piece of history where OJ wanted to shoot himself because he's a bitch, but was it a million?
Speaker: If you, if anybody buys up for 38 million, save your money. Come over to my house. I'll hit you in the head with a ball bean hammer and enter life because that's ridiculous. They're hoping they're, they're hoping and they're expecting it to get about 1 .5 million. What happened? Wow. You know what? I'm going to have to say it's going to go for more. I don't think so. What's going on? Geez. What's going on? The original, the original bullet Mustang.
Speaker: The one you like that one sold for 1 .2. Yeah. Yeah. But dude, this is, this isn't car enthusiast. This isn't car enthusiasts. This is true crime enthusiasts. The amount of money that they pay for a ship from serial killers and murderers and, and stuff like that. People need to be on the list. I'm sorry.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, it's it's ridiculous. So I'd be worried about that. They get they get upwards of over a million dollars. Well, here's here's my thing, though. However, low levels, I'm just saying low miles in your nose. It's got it's got low mileage because it hasn't been driven since that fucking car chase. So.
Speaker: Brian apparently got a new book of dad jokes today in the mail from Amazon. Yeah. I, I don't see it going for that much. I honestly don't because at the end of the day, it's not like it was used. Well, when's it, when's it actually going up on the block? It doesn't say when it's going up to auction.
Speaker: I mean, I would buy it just because it's a Bronco, not because it was OJ. That's what I said. I mean, that's what I said. For you, it would be a good deal because the fuckers got low mileage. You know me. You know my love for Broncos. I would just buy it just because it's a Bronco, and it's in mint condition at the end of the day. Right. It hasn't been driven hard. I think it got up to 60.
Speaker: Just women has been driven harder than that brocco. I'm into that Just trying to find trying to find the auction date Yeah, they're asking 1 .5 it's not See if I can find a date
Speaker: outcomes as East Crime Museum Tennessee is where it is I already said that like I didn't think you said listen I don't listen what are you doing Saturday night we'd like to hear about your
Speaker: Is it is it me? Tell us your fetishes. If you if somebody buys that and they don't put a vinyl sticker in the window of OJ, I'll be seriously disappointed. Right. Just Saturday night. Oh, I'd 100 percent. We'll do a tell sure. We'll do a we'll do it. We'll do a tell us your fetishes on Saturday night with the open door challenge. Oh, yeah. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,
Speaker: Who's got that kink? Who's got that kink tonight on Ansa's kamansa? We all know he did it. Come on, James. I mean, the guy literally wrote a book that said, if I did it. Kevin has it. And basically admitted to doing it. Anybody who thinks he didn't do it,
Speaker: was dropped on their head and kicked in the face as a baby. Yeah. Or you're one of OJ's friends. Or you have an, or you, or you, you know, enjoy joint copious amounts of methampenememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememem
Speaker: Yeah. You already told us. Jeff knows. As the king of the kinks, I'm just saying. Would you care to share with the rest of the class what you guys are doing behind the scenes? It's between him and I. We're not going to judge. It's 2024, bro. Yes, clean. Yes.
Speaker: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Speaker: I'm just saying he's a very gentle lover. He looks like a gentle lover. He is. He's a big old teddy bear. Nice. Let's see what you did there, sir. Well played. Cheers to you. Yes. That deserves all the credit.
Speaker: Well, we already know you broke your cock, sis. Almost, almost got me there. Fuck the world. Some people like to watch the world burn. Well, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, there's just hand people matches. I'm just saying. Here's a back boy. Ladies and gentlemen, here at Nonsensical Nonsense in our chatter's box. We got lighters. We are those people.
Speaker: I can't wait till we're all in hell together. It's going to be so fun, right? I only I only asked for certain things when we get to hell together that we got plenty of cigarettes, plenty of beer.
Speaker: We're all going to get to hell together and be like, man, we've heard so many horrible stories, but this is kind of a cool place, man. I got all my friends here. A little warm, but you know, I'm used to that. I've lived in Cancun all my life. All my friends are here. We got beer. We got, you know, Jeff's got cigarettes. What's the problem? Smoke them into a condom, boys, because at the end of the day, it's not going to kill us now.
Speaker: Whiskey for blazin', bourbon for brine, beer for glick, you know? Whatever lady likes to sip a pine, you know, I think it's going to be a great time in hell. Her posh tea. I'm going to make this out of a cup of tea. Give me a beer while you're up. I feel like you're sensuous. It is. Sensuous up. Give me a beer. Hey, yo, hey. Hey, yo, hey.
Speaker: Yeah. At the end of the day, Steven will be our bitch in hell. Steven, Steven's going to be wanting to run into the fridge, get us beer and cigarettes all the time. Steven, go get me a beer. And then when you come back here, you explain why it's funny. We're going to be, we're going to be the cool kids in hell at the end of the day. We will. We will be the most popular people in the hill.
Speaker: They're just going to put us on a stage and all the bad people are like, they're starting. Just like, just like in real life, Jeeves, they're going to hate us because they ain't us. That's right. Don't tell for whiskeys to be Jason. You know, that's what Steven's for. That sounds cool. You know, that's a hell of a PSA for tourism to hell. I mean,
Speaker: Yeah. You know, I hear people want cold ice water, but I mean, I don't know what the problem is. And apparently we're getting beat. I don't know. You'd be no longer, you no longer come back from hell saying, oh, I went to hell and all I got was this fucking T -shirt. Well, I got a blow job, too. I call that a win to my boys. Thanks, Brian. OK, Brian, I'll give you credit for that one. I like that one.
Speaker: uh oh that's cute that you think you're going to heaven just because you're going to you're going to be standing next to jaravisi while he goes gets us beer here because you put god quotes and jeebus things on your facebook page
Speaker: Doesn't mean you're going to heaven there sunshine. You're going to hell with us because we like to say a little thing as they say nonsense a little GBA guilty As they all say the road to hell is paved with good intentions Nice Helen you went to hell and back
Speaker: Yeah, you did. Her son's lame. Who wants to go to heaven? Right? I want to hang out with the cool people. No, it doesn't. Heaven has people that are sitting up there going like, God, those bastards in hell sure look like they're having a fun time. Yeah. Heaven's full of... well, never mind.
Speaker: Those are hard and dry. Comes out popular. I was going to take I was going to take an unnecessary shot at the special needs kids. I know needs kids in real life, but special needs kids when it comes to doing stuff like what we do.
Speaker: As I said earlier, I'm part of a super club. You want there, Sparky, but you're still going to hell with the rest of us. I'm just saying. Give it to you by association, my friend. And trust me. Time forgives. The Lord doesn't. You think I'm going to hell without you, little buddy? Come on. We're going to hell. Come on, we got beer. Cameron's about ready. We beer, and apparently there's blow -dops.
Speaker: You had me at blow jobs. Oh God, the milkshake machines on the fritz again. I think I'm done for tonight. Gonna go rage, quick call a duty. Yeah, probably.
Speaker: Don't worry, drivers. Don't worry, drivers. You won't be in charge of blowjobs. We'll get Hitler to give us all blowjobs. After they stick the pineapple up his ass. How's it how's it feel to suck a Jewish dick, bitch? Yeah, you like that Jewish guy? Protein boy. Hurry up, there's a line. And I'm happy for your brother.
Speaker: You know, I love you, but you're going to hell with me, so just deal with it. Let's get over it. I could see Cameron about ready to walk through the gates of having awesome Glick's like, come here, bitch. Not today, sunshine. You're going to go to hell because you're petty. I'm petty. Fucking from hell. Hey, Scorpion, watch this.
Speaker: Come here. Get over here, Cameron. Scorpion's looking over at Glick like, damn. Subzeroes over there like, fuck. Yeah, he's in hell, but he's a hell of a roper. I'm just saying.
Speaker: We're just sending some notes to St. Peter. Yeah, not a Paul pass, buddy. Sorry. I hope Cam doesn't get over sensitive about me fucking with him. They're a little over sensitive.
Speaker: Speaking of over -sensitive, so a buddy of mine from high school, right before Chris, you and I met, he and I were really good friends. What would my fatality be? Oh my God. He throws empty beer cans at you.
Speaker: But he drinks them first. Don't they go through your body? It's called a fatality. It's called a drunk -tality. Right before you do the fatality, the body's doing this. That's just Glick throwing beer cans. No. When Glick's about...
Speaker: It's called a drumtality. It's not a fatality. It's a drumtality. When Glick's about ready to do his fatality, he pops open the fucking beer, but then his fatality is him just falling backwards dead. He pours beer down your throat until you go to hell. Jams a funnel right down your fucking throat and just starts pouring beer. He pulls a keg out of his back pocket.
Speaker: Well, orphans really like it. You think you're going to miss no orphans jokes. All right. That grew up in an orphanage. Yes. Oh, no one ever loses them. Oh, it must be nice to have a mom and dad, Brian. What's that like? As the resident, leave it leave it to Beaver in this group. Pretty cool. Parents who love you so like to know who your fucking parents are. It's pretty cool. It is what it is.
Speaker: Like he's like, like he's like, like he's like, uh, Jake Hill and all it broke back mountain. I wish I could quit you. He just, he holds the phone to her mouth.
Speaker: I wish I could quit you. I miss the joke. See, there's another noisy person that might come up in our chat. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. He goes to kill you. You just die slowly because he forgets because he's drunk.
Speaker: He's over there drinking beer, going, oh, ah, shit, I forgot. How was I supposed to do? I was still standing there wobbling the whole time. He's just wobbling? Wait, shit, what am I supposed to do? Oh, yeah, right. I'm sure people playing a game is like, I beat you. No, that's his ending move. I can't drink the beer. How many has he had to drink? Jesus Christ, look at that drink.
Speaker: No, I got your perfect ending move you do a keg stand But then you land on your feet and throw the keg at them
Speaker: like you took us all to bed but apparently she's just lying. I feel like if you want to nod off to something this would be like the worst thing to nod off to.
Speaker: Steven's in the lame talent. Steven, Steven bores you to death by explaining why it's funny. He's like, it's funny because, oh my God, your character splits its own throat. Steven, you forgot your, you forgot your catchphrase. Fuck this. I quit.
Speaker: And then I said, he starts explaining the joke and your character kills himself. Oh, fuck this. Oh. It's a new one. Watch out. I can see it. Why is Jeff laughing like Jack Nicholson from fucking? I can see it in my fucking head.
Speaker: Ha ha ha!
Speaker: Stephen's character walks over, he's like, so it's funny because, and your character's like, oh, fuck this. Did you see what Blaison said? Explaintality?
Speaker: Even the narrator's killing himself at that point. There's that joke asshole at least his is entertaining. The last time I played this fucking character. Well, Jeffrey, what would your fatality be? I don't know. Brian's afraid. Does he tell you about his Ponzi scheme? Ponziality.
Speaker: the main autology. Steven, why is that funny? If you join my company and you get 75 new clients in the first six months, you're going to get $5 ,000. However, you won't get the $5 ,000. Oh,
Speaker: I can literally see Glick's character doing a keg stand, then front -flipping and throwing the keg. And I can see Travis' character take off his hat and go, so it's funny because, and the guy just going, oh, fuck this. Bye, I pull up. I do your taxes. Oh, okay. Well, I think I've had enough for tonight. Thank you, guys.
Speaker: You saw another hour left, Jarvis. Rage quitting already. Steven, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard. Rage quitting. Rage quit Jarvis. That's his move. He just goes, fuck this. I quit. What you want. Fuck both of you.
Speaker: Fuck you guys, I'm going home! Okay? You guys, I'm going home!
Speaker: Glitch just like, wait, you're already home. What are, where are you leaving to? Steven's fatality is the controller comes after your hands, goes through the screen and kills the other character. It kills your TV. It's just a please hold. We're having technical difficulties. Breaks your controller, breaks your TV.
Speaker: like damn this character sucks i thought ginger stole souls but no the sad thing is the creators of moto combat are like hey and for your new dlc that you paid 60 bucks for jeravishi i swear to god there people would be like we don't only want our money back we want to kill the people that created this
Speaker: uh first of all well i know i i now know who i don't need on my show thank you blazon blazon you had a shot to be on the the jarber's podcast but now you're fired before you ever got hired uh i do want to take a real quick break why do you gotta make my my show sound like it's shit
Speaker: No, I don't know. I've spoken very highly of your show Jarvis. I love how you had to like stutter a little bit there. Highly of your show. Yeah, his show is not horrible at all. It doesn't make you want to go. Yeah. Hold on. If we keep doing that, we're going to get kicked off YouTube. Sorry, everyone.
Speaker: I feel like that's like a bad Netflix or MTV special back in the 80s.
Speaker: But you want to take a real quick break. Why? Hey, I got to recycle beer. I also have to get more beer. So I want to take a real quick break before I got a break. I do it before we go to break. Sorry. Remember kids doing podcasts give you alcoholic addictions. Yeah. If you want to do a podcast like me, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you're going to need a copious amount of beer and a bathroom close by.
Speaker: I'm going to be feeling a little dehydrated from drinking a little bit too much. It's also going to be a little warm tomorrow outside. It's been beautiful here in Ohio lately. The sun's shining and the weather's high. I had to kick on the AC. So I want to make sure everybody out there in the listening audience is
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Speaker: same asshole and we'll be back here in just a few minutes. I'm going to go recycle some beer and get some fresh beer.
Speaker: Forgive me I've been drinking Back road and thinking Remembering the band played on while the ship's sinking No matter what I do there's no escape of my past I do everything I can and it keeps chasing my ass I know my karma is constant for all the hearts that I
Speaker: Knowin' I'll never be forgiven, that shit bothers my soul When it's thrown up in my face, man, that shit fucks up my day No matter what I do, I feel I'm only judged by mistakes Even if the good outweighs it by a million to one They still gon' hate me for the single fuckin' thing that I done Even if the good outweighs it by a million to one
Speaker: I try hard to let the past go I thank God that I'm a change man But some days I'm that same asshole The same old me, the same bad boy A couple of crosses and a black bro Singing the same old song
Speaker: I'm infatuated with sad clowns I guess they help me better understand my dad now Those that entertain had the expense of pain Those that dance in the rain Instead of just complain My brother always said I was ahead of the game
Speaker: Before the fucking money hit the jealousy came, put it all on the line There's no regrets in this shit, I admit Besides the blessings, there was lessons in it They said life is a marathon, tighten up cause you gotta run I know that the dollar spins as fast as the dollar comes While these other rap dudes in the strip club with a lot of ones I'm just trying to buy a crib and start my kids in college fun, for real I try not to think a hard time
Speaker: I try hard to let the past know I thank God that I'm a changed man But some days I'm that same asshole The same old me, the same back row A couple of crosses and a black row
Speaker: Real for a minute, release this passion within My fat ass getting bigger, I need to get back to the gym I'm looking at myself like how the fuck this happen again Baby mama got out of jail and she don't relapse again I swear I'm telling y 'all the truth, there's so much shit in the air
Speaker: My father got leukemia He just left critical care Not to mention mama's got dementia Man she's always feeling sick I try to help him pay the rent But she's unhappy as it gets I cannot complain because my daughter's doing great Plus this music's such a dream What the fuck you think it ain't? But please make no mistake Maybe after this show I'm all alone On this road heading back to my home I try not to think a hard time
Speaker: I thank God that I'm a change man But some days I'm the same asshole The same old me, the same mad bro A couple of crosses and a bad bro
Speaker: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. A little jelly roll. I'm going to say that Monday night. If you don't if y 'all don't know, jelly roll as well. Where the hell have you been like the last two years? Because the dude's literally fucking everywhere. He's blown up every year out there. Rap, rock, country. He he he's blowing them all up.
Speaker: I was never the biggest fan. Nicky's a huge fan. He sung some songs that I didn't realize that he sang that I fucking love. We went seeing him last year and I'd become a big fan. I've actually become a fan of his wife as well. I never really liked her before, but I've become a fan of his wife recently. I absolutely, I love their relationship. The way they love each other is crazy. It's comparison to one of my other favorite couples in the entertainment business,
Speaker: No, not Jay Z and Beyonce. I'm talking about John Legend. I absolutely love John Legend's music. I love him as an artist. I love Chrissy Teigen. I adore her. I think she is amazing and I love that relationship. And Jelly Roll and Bunny have slid right up there with them for me. But I love Jelly Roll, man, because the guy's been through it and he sings about it. God, that would be the ultimate get -to -get on men caring for men. A little Jelly Roll.
Speaker: Um, that would be awesome. Uh, but I'll, I'll play his music instead. Cause I don't think I'll get him on the show. Uh, never say never. Uh, but, um, just so you guys know, I'm writing down these show titles. Uh, I got, uh, I got, uh, what's y 'all finish and PJs and BJs for show titles. Yeah.
Speaker: Jillyroll is what is a GOTJ not to sound dumb. Well back in the day. He was with twisted and ICP and shit like that Yeah back in the day in his early career, but what is yeah, I don't know what you're gonna say it I'm gonna feel like an asshole, but anyways welcome back to nonsense go now since everybody we're having fun We're hanging out. We're doing what we do If you're not already going to social medias We are all social media platforms
Speaker: We do a show Wednesday and Saturday, 7 PM ish on YouTube and Facebook. We are on X tonight, or as Jeff says, or as I said, actually we both say X gon give it to you. We are playing around on there tonight. And don't forget you can listen to us wherever you listen to podcasts at anytime, any place on all podcasts and platforms at non sensible nonsense, or go to bio .link slash non sensible nonsense.
Speaker: You're going to get all those links, including links to our sponsors, Liquid IV, W Energy and Zincaster. Make sure you use our promo code at checkout. If you check out those, those companies, you're going to save money, get discounts and all that jazz. We also have a little, uh, QR Cody thingamajigger, whatever it is, uh, that Jeff made and he still hasn't sent me so I can put it onto our social media. Cause God forbid Jeff puts it on our social media. Cause that would make way too much sense, but nothing.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. Do it. Well, I thought I had something to say, huh? P J's and BJ. Yeah. G O T J. What is that? Oh, gathering of jugglers. Nevermind. I'm stupid. I won't be there. Yeah, I'm good. However, I believe Jelly is going to be at nationwide arena.
Speaker: in July. Yes, he is. Yes, he has just been confirmed. Okay. I don't know what I was saying. Nevermind. That was not live. That was conversation. I was talking to Mark and Brian about, uh, you never brought up your school. Yeah, you can totally do that. You can put the, the, the Huco thing in the jigger.
Speaker: We can put it up on the screen. Yeah, you are code. Shut up. You can say it. You can say it. Get your, get your PJs, get your PJs and get ready for BJs. My kids are running. I told them to get out because I had to change. You know, open it on the screen. I can cover all of us up. Do it. Put it on the screen and cover all of you up.
Speaker: Give me something. A queer code. You know, you don't think I won't title a fucking show, what's your fetish or PJs and BJs? Obviously, I'm going to. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Jeff, you have no idea who this is. Jarvis, you should know who this is. Uh, fighting, oh, fighting. Whitey Herzog died. Who? Who the fuck? Whitey Herzog. Who? Educate us. Yes. He's a, he's a MLB fucking hall of fame. How old was he? Like 975. Oh, okay. Who was the Cardinals manager for years?
Speaker: I don't know. I wasn't a player about something. He was probably a player at one point and I became a manager. I guess you kind of fell up, no. Why the Herzog was an American professional baseball outfielder and manager, most terrible for his major league baseball managerial career. He was he died on the 15th. He was 92.
Speaker: Damn, uh, he debuted in 1956 for the Washington centers. It is last game was in 1963, September 28th of 1963 for the Tigers, not necessarily the greatest ball player at 25 home runs in his career, 172 RBIs. Um, but, uh, as a player, he was with the senators, the Washington senators,
Speaker: This baseball guy dies, but I can't get Willie Mays to fucking croak to save my life. He played for the Kansas City Athletics, the Baltimore Orioles, and the Detroit Tigers from 56. As a manager, he was with the Rangers, the Angels, the California Angels, the Kansas City Royals. And then he spent from 80 to 90 with the St. Louis Cardinals. He won the World Series in 82 with the Cardinals. Manager of the year in 85.
Speaker: His, uh, St. Louis Cardinals, number 24, uh, which was that he wore was retired. Uh, Kansas, Kansas city, Royals hall of fame, St. Louis Cardinals hall of fame member of the national baseball hall of fame inducted in 2010 with an 87 .5%. That's pretty good. Um, veterans committee got him voted in. Uh, yeah, I mean, uh, yeah, he, he's a, he's a baseball legend. He, he's, uh,
Speaker: Hall of Famer and he passed away earlier this week. So RIP to Whitey and condolences to your family. Hopefully you guys are getting along pretty good. He had a good run. That's what I mean. The fact that he went that. No, he did not kill his ex and drive down the road in a Bronco. That is not part of his accolades, no.
Speaker: Hell of a ride right 92 years old and he came up in an era of Partying and living like they were men back then man. Yeah They didn't wear protection. They just walk it off. You know that and they they didn't Go to liquid ivy .com and use promo code words are hard on your order and you're gonna get your 20 % way Back then, you know, they they didn't take days off. They probably played a game each fucking
Speaker: Almost every damn day. Kept him going. He either like to party hard and we. I have nothing, they just like women back in the day, man, they were. He wasn't doing the coke, but he was doing the ladies. I'm sure he was doing plenty of drugs. I mean, back then. I saw from the other day.
Speaker: we all see honeymooners back in the day bang zoom bang zoom to the moon don't don't don't don't hit your sniffing at others and if you do no I'm just kidding okay I have a question for you a little bit off subject because sports bore the show on me but um
Speaker: I wasn't talking sports. I was just in a sports fucking legend passed away. That's a fucking big news. Shut your fucking heart. We did a whole ass fucking hour on some asshole who drifted Mustangs. Shut up. It was cool.
Speaker: Uh, watch all these videos significant anyways, uh, I have a question for you Because he was the one guy that drove a mustang and drifted it and didn't drift it into a fucking tree Or a pole or something. Hey, hey, fuck you. That's an accomplishment because you know, it's a huge accomplishment, you know, we're at a saw blade go through the door and I have a question for you. I have a question for you, uh in school
Speaker: When you got a 90 % on your test, I mean, I don't know about you, but I mean, that's the thing on a Friday night for me. I'm just saying I don't know. Is it still the eighties? No, no, no, because it's meth and hookers. No, that's Tuesdays and Thursdays. Fridays, I go to the strip club and do coke off their acid. And under that. Well, you heard it here first. Why don't you get my drug habits in check before you tell me what my drug habits are? Don't you tell me what my habits are, Jeff.
Speaker: So I have a question for you. Back in school, when you got 90 % on a test, what grade did you get? Backs on Backs. Well, first of all, I have to get a 90 on a test. OK, OK. I'll do better. In your case, a 70%, what did you get? I think I was a D.
Speaker: That would be a D, correct? No, it's not. 60 would be a D. 50 would be an F. Well, actually, I had the least I think because 100. So when we were in school, 90 to 100 was considered A. 89 to 80 was a B. 79 to 70 was a C. 69 to 60 was a D. And 59 to 0 was was an F. OK, that is the old standard. The proposed new standard.
Speaker: is this. Yes. This is the new proposed standard. Fuck you. I'm technically a B student. Or a C student, depending on what's class. Well, they always did grade Jeff on a curve. Well, my question is, does this mean I get to go retroactively change my grades? No. If they adopt this? No. I think so.
Speaker: so i call bullshit i'm still an a student so nothing changes in my life okay we get it once upon a time
Speaker: Just because you're an asshole does not make you an A student. A does not stand for winning. It stands for asshole. So the only reason you were an F student because you were a fuckhead? Yeah. A hundred percent.
Speaker: No, I'm just saying I'm just saying we should all get our grades updated if this is the new standard So because when you when you when you when you go for a job interview, they look at things like that Like oh this guy was an a student. He's gonna be a good worker. Okay. Well, so technically we all go up a grade So instead of being a student, I'm technically a C or B student Everybody on this podcast and everybody listening to this podcast just got smarter. I
Speaker: Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I want an upgraded, I want an upgraded diploma. I'm goddamn Mensa over here. Apparently I took four years of Spanish and got A's all four years. And I was only in my high school for two years. I took it as a nap.
Speaker: I would just like to say I would like to thank my high school for the fact that they based varsity blues off of my high school. And I was a football player and here's to my four years of Spanish. I can say, hola amigo, buenos noches. Ooh, señorita. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Speaker: Why Latin? It's a dead language. I think it would be. Nobody speaks Latin. It would be, but nobody speaks Latin anymore. What was the last time you walked into a room and was like, let's all speak in Latin today? Never. Not ever. I'm just saying, if they would have had French rather than Spanish at my school, I'd rather I would have learned a second language. But there is that. Which goes from special needs classes to Mensa. Right.
Speaker: Well, I mean, is it, is it me or it's just the world getting dumber? So, so what, what happened? There it is. He had a crush on that chick. That's why she did all the homework, made you look smarter. And then that's, that's, that's why I was in drama and, and danced around, phrased around and sang like an idiot because
Speaker: The chicks were hot. I get it. I had a couple girlfriends in drama. And they both knew that they were my girls. I was Polly before Polly was cool. Please, I wrote that book. You've seen me write that book. First and foremost, Jeff, people understand Dr. Seuss more than they understand any book written by you.
Speaker: I I I've seen you spell. But you've also seen me date four chicks at the same time and maybe the one I'm none of them knew about the other. And they were all more the same. Yeah. Yeah, no fucking. That was I had two girlfriends at the same time that were that were imaginary. No, they were both from Canada.
Speaker: She's in Canada, you don't know her. Yeah, she's in Canada. Jeff's girlfriend was in Mexico. No, my girlfriends were 100 % real. Chris saw them. You walk by a classroom and you wave at your girlfriend, four hands would wave back. And I'd just be like, well, okay, nobody saw that, right? And Chris is like, what are you doing? I'm like, well, I'm dating all four of those.
Speaker: He's like, seriously? They don't know. They're like, no clue. Little known fact, everyone, they were all, they were all Glick's girlfriends. Glick just, what Jeff is not sharing with you guys is special needs class. It was technically. Yeah. Cause it was kind of wrong. Either a still cutting hair or they are strippers with seven kids.
Speaker: I don't know about that, please. And I think the world and education has both gotten dumber. The world is absolutely getting dumber. The, you know, the curriculum in school, what? The curriculum in school. Are you going to bed? Cash. Cash. Wait. Before you go, Cash. In school, if you get 80 % on your test, what score do you get? He doesn't know. What letter? I think...
Speaker: He's proven my point, but okay. Fourth grade, do you think he cares about that stuff? Agreed. He's still taking his wrestling action figures to school, so him and his best friends can have WWE - Well, you were doing that in your year! Well, you did too, and you know what? I love how Glick gets so offended by that. I was going in too, god damn it.
Speaker: No, I had hot wheels in my pocket He always tried to be like on the rock and the rock is better than then and then I would have to put even a locker Show his cosmetology girlfriends. Hey this one I'm gonna be driving while you're You're gonna cut enough hair to buy me this baby
Speaker: No, the world really is getting dumber. And the curriculum, the curriculum, the words are hard. Curriculum. Curriculum. I was speaking Latin over here. Shut up, lady and blazer know what I'm saying. But not only that, but then you look at some of the subjects and they're not even teaching
Speaker: real shit anymore i mean like a history well they got rid of three r's yeah yeah you you know what the best thing in the world you can do to fuck with anybody is you drive a manual car and write on it in cursive nobody'll know what it says and they'll be able to steal your car i would love to learn latin and i won't ever write in cursive the keys are in it this is how you shift yeah
Speaker: I would love to learn Latin. I would love to learn Latin. It's such a cool language. I know it's a quote, unquote, dead language. It's a really cool language. It is. It is pretty. It's pretty. I'll give it that. Because the only vets are in the army. I mean, Jeff was in the Navy. He enjoyed semen. He's not. No.
Speaker: Glick's high school experience was a senior. Glick's high school was. You know. There was a couple of days it was. There was a couple of days it was. Let's be honest. Like seriously, my, my homeschool, my homeschool, if you ever watch varsity blues, I was tweeter. I was tweeter. That was my home. But he was, he was the size. He was the size of Billy Bob. No, I wasn't as big as Billy Bob.
Speaker: They get my cat together. You're not wrong. It was a, it was a scene from some days. Like seriously, I, the only thing I never did was steal a cop car. Why did I never steal a cop car? Because when they showed up at the party or they showed up at the bar at the bar at two o 'clock, they drank with us. And 17 year old Glick was sitting there in his football jersey, hammered off of his ass. They're like, I need to ride home. And I'm like,
Speaker: Are you taking me home or are you taking me home? We're going to take you home, stupid. Damn, I think Mike just told me what I'm going to talk about for my next Sunday. I speak, I speak fluid, drunkenness. Drunkenness, yes. No, but I mean, our school being seen of porkies, there were several days where I was laid on full property. You know what, Leggy? Thank you.
Speaker: You could have taken a shot at nonsensical nonsense. I appreciate that. Thank you. Oh, I think she's still taking a shot at us. However, you know, thank you. We're like the animal house and parkies of podcasts here. You know what? You're not wrong. That we don't like, like in Harry Potter. There's some character that he's whose name we shall not shout, not speak or whatever. Dumbledore will speak that name.
Speaker: Because then you say that name and then the weirdos come out. It's kind of like Beetlejuice. You don't say it three times because... He still does. He still does. Enjoy semen. Put him... He does. He does. I mean, you're not wrong. Blaisen knows what I'm talking about. What's up, daddy?
Speaker: Intelligence nowadays is Intelligence nowadays is not what you know. It's who you know And then he said it if one more person says it I Jesus Christ, they're gonna show up in droves. Oh say the H word
Speaker: Yeah. Say the N word before you say the H word. You know what? It's a little bit safer. Ginger! Oh, sorry. My heart literally just stopped. Don't say Tiny D three times in the mirror. My heart just stopped, Jim.
Speaker: That's Blazin's finishing move. He kills us all. Fatality. Well, Blazin, you just killed one of the... You just killed the champ. Oh my god. P .J .P .P. Peepo jelly. Peepo jelly. Peepo jelly in a baseball bat.
Speaker: Are you dying? Do we need to call someone for you? You didn't hear what I said? I thought that was going to be about the most aggressive end bomb ever. We had a good run.
Speaker: that's not what he meant
Speaker: Oh, he went with the G word I see what he did there Ginger I said ninja PJ PJ PJ PJ
Speaker: the the
Speaker: It's already out. I'm just preparing you for the game, buddy. Not gonna spook itself, motherfucker. Great thing about Jeff is our desk at school and our lab, he could literally walk underneath of him. He didn't even have to duck down and get on his feet. You know, the other day I was explaining, I was explaining our lab.
Speaker: to the wife and the only thing that ran through my head was you swinging from the rafters on that stupid RS. Please guy in the class, how do I end up with that in an open house? The funny thing is you're wearing fucking Caterpillar boots, stone washed baggy jeans, not super baggy but baggy jeans and your uniform shirt.
Speaker: because I don't think any of us didn't get in trouble for not wearing the fucking stupid pants they gave us. I never got in trouble for it. I got in trouble a couple of times, but I thought about it every day and Timmy didn't. Well, Timmy also tried to give me shit because I didn't get the long sleeves that that second year. Everybody got long sleeves. I was like, fuck that. I paid for short sleeve. That's what I paid for. That's what I want.
Speaker: And everybody gave me shit for it, but I got my shit for it. Yeah. Not only that. Full fucking display that entire fucking old. For those of you guys who don't know, Jeff, Jeff and I went to high school together. Jeff and I went to a trade school together. We went to a vocational school. We took building trades together. There was an open house and we all had to be there. And each one of us were assigned a station.
Speaker: You know, like Jeff was showing how to plumb a sink in or something.
Speaker: Yeah. I was welding. I was soldering soldering or something. You know, one guy was doing the lecture, like how to, how to wire in an outlet. Another guy was showing you how to frame in a door, blah, blah, blah. Biggest guy in the class. You know what I get tasked with? The safety guy. Safety guy. Our ceiling, the same man, the same man that got in trouble for shooting a hard hat off everybody's head with a fucking
Speaker: So we get a lift, we harness it up there and the entire now great grander for me, it was awesome. And thank God I kept the cooler in my truck because by the end of the open house, I was fucking hammered. But I was showing how safety harnesses work, which meant I jumped off of a 15, 24 step.
Speaker: Yeah, something like that. And the safety harness caught me, and I swung from the ceiling. The funny thing was, it was when he would fall, the safety harness catches in less than three inches. So he would fall for a full three inches and then stick. And then swing back and forth, and have to swing himself to get back to the scaffolding. He'd do this for five minutes. And I'm over here, siring, laughing my ass off, going, look at that fucking moron.
Speaker: Yeah, the first time a Sasquatch ever got to be Superman in the history of Superman harnesses come like right here. Yeah. Yeah. So harness not only not only is my full on junk just on display all night long. Glick with harness nuts. Am I right, boys? By the end of the night, it's just like everything is. It was in his it was in his mouth by the end of the night.
Speaker: I had I I was a Balchinian. Yes. I don't remember what movie that was from, but that that that harness was a goddamn song by the end of the night. We got plenty of lives for you. How do you run out of beer? I need to teach you the way. So a true alcoholic, please run out of beer. That's why you know, I tell you a story of a man once upon a time who ran out of beer. We we we call him Rock Lee. He ran out of beer.
Speaker: And what did this guy do? Well, this guy took a break and told him to go buy more beer. He fucking did it. He did it. He came back with a whole ass case of beer and made it back. You know, you got to say that that's commitment because I mean, I don't know how far his store was, but I'm sure it's not as close as yours because yours is like what? Across the fucking street.
Speaker: Oh, no, not anymore. No, no, no, no, not anymore. Okay. Back in the day, when we first started the show, yeah, I could literally lean out my window and throw a rock and hit the, hit the gas station side. Now, no, now it's a little bit farther. It's like, it's like he literally had to time it perfectly. So as soon as.
Speaker: He, I'm assuming he dropped his camera a few seconds before he went on the break. Well, I asked him, you know, he said, I'm all out of beer. I said, well, you can door dash beer. It's on the show. Go watch the replay. It's actually up on all the podcasts and platforms and it's on YouTube. And I was like, how far? I said, just door dash it. I can door dash beer. Yeah. And he's like, all right. And then he was going to door dash it, but then he didn't. And, uh,
Speaker: And, and, and then I, and then he was, he was like, man, I gotta go get more beer. I said, well, you know what? I can take a break and I can play one of your songs. How far away is the gas station? He's like, it's two minutes down the road. Perfect. I'll play the song. I'll do the break. I'll do the break stuff. I'll play the song. I'll come back into the, and he spot on, man. I just finished the intro and here he came back sliding in. He's like, I got a case. Let's go. And that's why the show. Well, that'll do it.
Speaker: That'll do it. That's the reason why the show was four and a half hours. No, no other reason. Oh, no, it shows four and a half hours because it was a fantastic interview. See that? Blazin said he was grilling. Was it was a leg steak? Did you have? Was it left or right leg? I'm just curious. I'm a thigh man myself. Like Blazin.
Speaker: Facts on facts, brother. Have you ever now, Chris, I know you probably haven't done this because for you it would be a waste of beer. But have you ever marinated your meat in beer overnight? Would you like my meat marinated in beer? Maybe some whiskey maybe. But I do. I do. No, I've never done that. But I do cook my bratsome beer.
Speaker: No, basically what you take the Bronson beer, but I'll put Bronson in a pot with beer. I'll bring him to a boil for a few, like I'll bring it to a boil and then let it sit for a few minutes. And then I go put it on the grill. Here's what you do. And it's the first time I heard it. I thought I thought I was like, what a waste of beer, but you go get, you'll get a six pack of cheap beer, like the cheapest beer you can buy.
Speaker: Because it's going to be wasted. You can't drink it afterwards. And you take, I have a metal mixing bowl and I put like three or four steaks in there and I pull, put three or four beers in it and then put it in the fridge. But before you put the steaks in, you stab them all over the fork. Then you put it in the beer, put it in the fridge overnight.
Speaker: In the morning when you wake up, you take it out, take the meat out, season the meat with whatever salt, pepper, you know, brine, whatever you want on it, put it back in the beer until you get home that night. Then you actually, and this one was the word where I was like, yeah, I don't know. And I didn't do it because I was, I didn't want to spend the money. You get one of one of those syringes that you inject with like turkeys and stuff, but you inject cheese into the end of the steak.
Speaker: And then cook it up it's supposed to be amazing Usually well I marinate steak is I'll take I'll do like what you said where you know you cut the steak open a little bit and Then you just pour Worcestershire Bloweries You can even do garlic salt I do that day
Speaker: Dude, I go through so much garlic salt, it's ridiculous. I put garlic salt on everybody. Jeff's making brown eggs. No, every time, every time I cook, I put garlic salt on everybody. I saw one video that reminded me of something good that I will do. I saw a video and it was way back when YouTube was very new.
Speaker: And it was job site cooking. And what they did is they took. Rubber mallets and they put steak in in a bag, took rubber mallets, beat the shit out of it. They used all these tools to cook with. And then they grilled it on a fucking. What's it called? The. A trout. OK.
Speaker: They cooked, they cooked everything with using stuff you would find on a job site. It was fucking dope. But like, instead of using a fork to stab the stakes, they used nine penny nails. And I was like, yeah, I'm not eating that steak, dude. Those nine penny nails are disgusting. What were you saying?
Speaker: You said that about YouTube, like way back in the day. Yeah. I mean, because like you started in 2010. Well, we're probably even earlier than that. Go back to YouTube and I bet you I bet you if you posted a video. Like 10 years ago, it wouldn't even be there. Actually, no, that's not true because my videos are there. I mean, I did my original my original YouTube channels.
Speaker: I know now grain and I only did four videos on that five videos six videos. I only did like two or three. Yeah. Two, three, four, five, five videos. So it's four videos, whatever. Um, those videos still got more views than some people out there. One of my videos that I made, I actually did a, a,
Speaker: I did a video that it was, it was pictures to a song. So it was the song played and then pictures would pop up as, you know, if they would say the world, the picture of the world would show up blah, blah, blah. Um, and one of the videos got like 700 ,000 views over 10 years. Yeah. There's like three videos of me playing, uh, call a black ops from, from, uh, from seven years ago, they're still up. 45 minute.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: So believes in your good brother. I know what you mean. I know what you're saying. You don't have to correct yourself. I'm never, I'm not going to be that guy. That's going to make myself look retarded and then make the comment or look fucking retarded. Does that on an average day? Yeah, I do it. Yeah. I'm not going to ever make somebody else look dumb because they miss type something because I got fat fingers. And if you're watching on your phone or something like that, yeah, you don't have to correct yourself. Oh, you're good. I know what you're saying.
Speaker: He uses the turkey base. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I have a picture of Kevin at two years old. The first time he drank Coke is still on there. Well, we appreciate you being here. Like, even though you should be in fucking bed. Yeah. That's what his wife uses on it. Is that right, Jeffrey? Yeah.
Speaker: Jeff, Jeff's a big old pegasaurus Rex. I'm just saying, come down Jarvis. They're so random. I was like a dumb thing to say.
Speaker: Yes. Warren educated. The words are hard, right? Amen. Hashtag words are hard. I thought that's enough. So if you ever hear anybody else say words are hard, you call them out on that bullshit. Yeah, that's Sunday. Go to sleep. Damn it. Jarvis will say words are hard live on stream. Jarvis Jarvis tried to steal facts on facts. And I'm like, I did not steal facts on facts. I just started saying it. Sorry.
Speaker: You can have it, buddy. Everybody can have it. This is for you. Are you sure people want to hear that part without more context? Like just butthole.
Speaker: The plane starts to fly over his head I was waiting for another Jarvis joke in there, but I was safe It's like one of those things like the chupacabra joke that I made where Jeff was like I'll be damned. I don't think it's there anymore
Speaker: Unless I have, I think I had another YouTube take. A sudden fucking YouTube takes down the live. You know what, it's what I do. I'm a giver.
Speaker: You know, I'm a giver and I like to give back to the he's a giver. He's a taker. He's a midnight Sasquatch. I like to give back to the less fortunate. I like to give to the needy. And sometimes you just got to give people that are less fortunate and helping him and that my generosity makes me a bad guy that I'm a fucking bad guy. I feel like that was like a backhanded compliment at me, like five times over.
Speaker: Good night. Midnight wanker damn it plays. And I needed that because I was thinking about like something. I was like, you know what? You know what? First and foremost, masturbation is good for your mental health. Second of all, masturbation releases a toxin into your brain that'll help you go to sleep. So I'm just saying if anybody is in bed and should be going to sleep right now,
Speaker: Rub one out. To the sound of our voices. Hey, blazing this. Generosity. Generous. Captain generosity here. Really? It helps prevent prostate cancer, too. Yes. The more you know. Everybody should do it for you. I've done it three times since we've been here.
Speaker: I haven't stopped doing it since the show started. I agree. This is unrealizing talking about porkies. That's a funny movie. Jarvis, I mean this as your friend, 100%.
Speaker: Jeff can't even get out of his pants before it's over. There are movies from the 80s that used to stay very far away from - I've already seen porkies. In today's culture, and I'm talking about in today's culture. Okay, you know what? So what? If they want to fucking cancel me, cancel me. I'm part of nonsensical nonsense. You think I'm afraid? I'll start the campaign. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who
Speaker: Don't you think I'm afraid I will fucking hit them with the diamond cutter.
Speaker: You know there will be a day in a time where the great outdoors will be looked at as a bad movie And you know what I don't want to live in that time. Oh, it was a bad movie. Trust me I knew you were gonna fucking do that. I it was like listening to a train crash. I Couldn't stop Jeravichi from saying it don't do it cuz he's gonna shit all over great outdoors
Speaker: I mean, but honestly, it's a bad movie, but it's a good man. Look, look, John Candy, John Candy had one good movie and one. Oh, Jesus. Here we go. And it was Blue South function. I told you Mark's closed. He did more movies than that. So. So if I did it at seven o 'clock central standard time, that'd be eight p .m. Eastern.
Speaker: I think which would be one a which would be midnight leggies time Yeah, but leggy ain't gonna come and watch our watch my show. She's got better shit to do Oh, I tell people not to come watch your show See, yeah, we're actively campaigning against it They're the ones that are like if you watch Jarvis's show it'll give you cancer first and foremost
Speaker: It's reverse psychology, bro. We're actually there for you. We tell people not to watch your show because it's bad. And then what do they do? They don't listen to us because they do. They jump out of planes without a parachute. And they're right there, man. They're right there. They're watching your show, bro. No, like when I first started that first. God, I hope that becomes a rumor. Oh, you don't think I won't play into that fucking rumor. What's that? Oh,
Speaker: Oh my God. Did you guys hear that? He rubs one out to the sound of nonsensical nonsense. His voice is true. Yeah. Facts on facts. Losers. You're jealous because you're not allowed to. We don't allow that for you. We listen to nonsensical nonsense ASMR. A bunch of little leaners.
Speaker: OK, he said it twice. Whoever says it the third time you get kicked. No, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Just because you said it twice once upon a time. What was that? What was that? What was that movie? What was that movie? No holds barred with Hulk Hogan. Tiny wankers. Never seen it. Have you seen that movie? Never seen no holds barred.
Speaker: You've never seen no holds barred with with Hulk Hogan and and and Zeus. Nope. Oh my God, because Hogan's in it. No, no, no, it's actually it's so bad. It's it's a terrible isn't that the one where he's like grabs a guy and he's like, what's that smell? Oh, yeah.
Speaker: like overacting towards the fucking like this big dude's like looks at his doll looks like he's like 10 wankers. Zeus, you're talking about the guy who played Deebo in Friday, right? Yeah, Deebo Zeus, man. And then they later didn't they later like take that character out of the movie Zeus and like they had it in like a rivalry with between. He was in WWE.
Speaker: Yeah. And then he was in WCW as Z gangster or whatever. Yeah. He was arrested. Yeah. No, it's, it's actually, it's, it's much like, like suburban commando and Mr. Nanny. They're bad movies. They're worth watching. And in all honesty, bro, if you do a Hogan movie, Sunday night, I'm in. If you like do a, like suburban commando, Mr. Nanny. And well, I do, I do want to do a wrestling round table one night.
Speaker: And we talk about like our favorite wrestlers, whatever. I love that movie. I'll have to check it out. I'm surprised that's not on Peacock. But at the end of the day, man, you got to remember.
Speaker: We're open that Hogan, that Hulkamania era, man. Yeah, but you know what? Hulkamania and all that. I was one of those wrestling fans that was fucking destroyed when Hogan became a bad guy, man. Because I grew up, he was like, say your prayers, brother. I was three when that happened and I actually remember watching that.
Speaker: And then, and then, and then he's like, no, no, I'm a bad guy and I'm coming out to a fucking Rudy child and I'm playing a fucking air guitar on a championship belt. And I'm wearing all black. And then a young four year old Steven got to see sting become the crow. That was cool.
Speaker: I loved the opening to Starrcade when they did that voiceover for Sting's entrance. You got a picture of this. Sting was the face, and I know you're not a wrestling fan, so I'm just going to break it down for you real quick. I'm going to dumb it down for you. Sting was the face of WCW for years. Sting had a crew cut. Beach blonde crew cut.
Speaker: He wore neon face paint, neon colors, his pants were like, he was the guy, man. And then the NWO came in and started shitting all over everything that was WCW and Sting disappeared. And then Sting came back and he had
Speaker: all black. He had a girl. He was after. Was he a good guy? Was he a bad guy? And then it came out. Good guy. And it was just like, dude, as a wrestling fan, like as a wrestling fan, I compare it to you like watching one of your car shows or something like that. Okay. You know, when, when, when, when you're watching a car show and they're like, you're like, is this going to happen? Are they going to get the build finishes the car?
Speaker: Is the car going to be what they think is going to be that build up? I did because the cars, everything they wanted to be. And then they get 10 times the money that they thought they were going to get for it. That's what it was like. Remember again, I'm not that guy who believes wrestling is real. Wrestling is 100 percent fake. It's scripted, but it's entertainment. You watch who believe Harry Potter is a real fucking wizard out there in the world. He is. Shut up, Nikki.
Speaker: It is. It's Jeff. He said yes. But like the thing with Sting, why he came out as a crow was he was in mourning for WCW because when Hogan comes in, Hogan in 93 comes into the WCW and he's now the
Speaker: face of the WCW. So they pretty much, and Flair at one point when he came back became the face. So Sting was always considered the franchise, but when they had a bigger name come to town, it was like Sting was pushed away. Well, when Hogan turns, when they got Macho Man, Randy Savage, that was the turning point. You know Macho Man, Jeff.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Fucking dude. That dude. That dude made me eat so many Slim Jim's. I love the macho man. I got you for 30 minutes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The bone saw. So I got you for three minutes. You know, you know, I think that's what that guy said was eat that leg is I got the bone.
Speaker: So, how they played the NWO angle up is now you had... Snap into a fever, boy! Oh yeah, snap into a fever! Yeah, let's move, yeah, yeah! He had... Macho Man had a cool fucking outfit for him. He had the fringe, he had the fringe.
Speaker: Pretty good. I'm doing a good macho man because I feel like I'm doing a good macho man Yeah, it's not that hard. You just gotta do the deep voice you guys But not only that like he had the cool fringe hanging off his arms and shit Well, he literally went to a guy that actually He went to a fashion designer that did the stuff for Elton John Macho man. I believe it. I believe realize
Speaker: On Amazon, I can get Macho Man Randy Savage sunglasses and a Macho Man Randy Savage cap and a hat. And I want the pair so bad to wear on the show one night. Some people don't let me live my best life though. How much are they? I'm just saying, I'm just saying. For about 50 bucks.
Speaker: It's not like authentic macho man gear. You know what I mean? But yeah, I'm just saying, I'm just saying some people want me to live my best life. I'm sorry. I'm with those some people. Fifty dollars for a hat and sunglasses. Weren't you wearing those sunglasses? Fuck that. Weren't you wearing those fucking sunglasses the other day when your daughter came in for prom? Same fucking glasses. The pit vipers. That's all they are. No, they're not. More or less. No, they're not.
Speaker: But anyway, and then the boy, you have a macho glick mansion. Madness is good to run a white, white straw cowboy hat and spray paint the fucker. You're good. But anyway, no, not for you're not going to get authentic macho man gear for $50 or you only if you go to the www .shop .com.
Speaker: By the way, what's going on? But anyway, so when Sting, so NWO was telling everyone and their cousin that Sting was going to join them and all that. Well, at the end of the pay -per -view in Uncensored 1997, the NWO is victorious. They can challenge for any belt. Well, then you hear this pop and you see
Speaker: Sting come down from the rafters in a harness and the NWO is like wait, what's going on here? So they start to try and fight him while staying with the baseball bats just hitting everything that fucking No, that was before that was before own because I
Speaker: Nope, before. Owen died in 1999. Sting's rise happened in 1996, 1997. Look it up, bitch.
Speaker: I don't know who the fuck you think she's talking to. You can't call Glick, the host of nonsense to go nonsense on bitch. I do it all the time. I think I want to go to Minnesota and fight you. You think Jesse the Body Ventura is going to save you? I don't need Jesse the Body Ventura. I'll give you the fucking J .R .V sheet. Listen, listen here, Alyssa. You'd have to see the sunglasses and the hat to understand. Agreed. It's just a pair of sunglasses and a hat.
Speaker: Every time I guarantee you I can get all that shit for like 12 bucks. Every time somebody sing says sting leggy you start singing message in a bottle. I don't even know that's a sting song. That's where I go. That's a sting song otherwise I'm going to sound like a complete asshole. Leggy's wank song is every breath you take. She plays that in the background while watching us.
Speaker: every breath you take oh i'm so sorry leggy i'm sorry i'm so sorry leggy every wank you make
Speaker: I'm going to hell for that one. I'm so sorry like wait, that's the line Is message in a bottle I don't know I don't listen evidently like he says yes creepy stalker song by the way every breath you take Like super stockers
Speaker: Yeah, so is in there tonight. Well, actually, no, in there tonight was Phil Collins witnessing a murder or something. It's actually not true. He never witnessed a murder. It was actually for his ex -wife. He wrote that. It was about his ex -wife's lawyer, basically saying that if he was in the position to where his ex -wife's lawyer was drowning, he would just. Yeah, that's right. I mean, if you would have said his ex -wife, then I would have been like,
Speaker: facts on facts. There's a reason why she's the ex. I'm not thinking about anything. I'm just I'm more fixated on the spec of the every breath you take is a weird creepy stalker. It is but I mean most of. Don't put that people on me Ricky Bobby. That's those two sons of bitches over there. I can't feel my legs.
Speaker: I hope you never have to tell your sons the feeling it is when you have no feelings in your legs. Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky. I cannot get into that movie. It's just so dumb. I love that movie. And yet some of the movies in the 80s weren't.
Speaker: Oh, no, I'm not saying they weren't, but that movie, it's just it's so stereotypical dumb and it's not trying to be a parody, but it is the biggest parody of itself. It's everything we wanted Days of Thunder to be in. Well, yeah, if they wouldn't have had Tom Cruise in it. Ricky movie. Just me on the lips. You ever see a movie? The only good role that fucking Sacha Baron Cohen ever did was that.
Speaker: Yeah. Facts on facts. Because that guy is a big piece of shit. You want to talk about somebody that we all can agree needs punched in the face. That motherfucker. First you shake it and then you bake it. I love when they're all in the bar and fucking he's trying to get them to say he loves crepes and he's just like break it, friendship. I'm the magic man. Now you see me.
Speaker: now you know that's that's that's dumb cow i like a picture my jesus is like he's mad at him for stealing his wife in his house and then he calls him so what you doing buddy why am i talking to you
Speaker: Why am I talking to you? I love when he finds out that the drugs underneath the car are lucky charms. There's goddamn cougar in the car! I know, I know, I put it there. Now if you move too fast, that cougar's gonna maul you.
Speaker: His dad was no different than he was You're not on fire Ricky Bobby Cal just runs out there help my friend. He's on fire. Oh
Speaker: and that movie is, I've watched a lot. Those two together are, that's, I don't like Will Ferrell, but. I'm not a fan. And Step Brothers with. John C. McKinley, or John C. Riley. John C. Riley has fucking range, dude. I love those two together. And Step Brothers, they fucking killed me. But John C. McKinley is still funny as fuck too. Do you trust what John said? Do you trust what John said?
Speaker: John C. McGinley is the ultimate. I put my balls on your drumset. Well, my drumset's gay. So that means my drumset's a dude. That means you're gay. Or the fucking or the brother's wife. Fucking them in the fucking bathroom. Those are those are two of my favorite welfare. Please, Lee 18.
Speaker: And, and, and, and, and Talladega names. And the goddamn car, when they're singing, sweet child of mine and stepbrothers, you know, the funny thing about the stepbrothers movie, the guy that plays his brother, the, I can't remember the guy's name. He was a time machine too. Who?
Speaker: The one that plays his brother. No, no, no, no, no. It's not his brother. It's the other guy. The bigger guy. The guy that keeps saying the Catalina wine mixer. That big fuck. Apparently, that guy is his brother's friend, yeah. But apparently, that guy literally walks down the street in Hollywood and people see him and scream Catalina wine mixer at him. I think that was... Rob Riegel!
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, Robert. Yeah. Rob Riggle. Rob Riggle. Hey, Rob Riggle's a vet. He was a Marine. Yeah, he's a veteran. After 9 11, he went. He reenlisted, I think. Yeah, he was a vet. Rob Riggle's funny as fuck. He is funny. You know who else is funny is Rob Riggle. Rob Riggle and this guy who's saying he does the NFL thing. The guy.
Speaker: You're not a football, but is it is it is it Fox Fox? Yeah. Yeah. Is on it. He he makes fun of Terry Bradshaw. So fucking hard on the show. Riddle's a huge football fan, kind of like the guy who does the Madden impersonation. That was on. He was on. He's on ESPN now. Yeah. What the fuck is his name? Yeah, I think he was in. Kelly Endo Kelly Endo Frank Kelly Endo.
Speaker: But Frank Caliendo and Rob Riggle are huge NFL fans. Yeah. But they're they were on Fox NFL. They're like the pre -show and after shows and stuff like these crazy ass like skits. But they were funny as fuck, but they were breaking down games and breaking down players and stuff like that. And these skits and Caliendo would come in there and do is John Madden and Caliendo is
Speaker: Fucking if you close your eyes and listen, you would think it was mad. I know that guy he kind of looks like a like Yeah, and he kind of looks like Maddie. He's a kind of a big stocky. Yeah Yeah
Speaker: I love when they did the skid on SNL where, God, what's his name? They were doing it during the whole OJ thing. Well, God, what is his name? He played the ladies man on SNL. That's almost as bad as somebody explaining the joke.
Speaker: I feel like the reason I might have been cut from the same seed. Same cloth, yes. Same cloth. Thank you, Jeff. I fucked that up, but thank you, Jeff. Same seed. I was trying to skim over it, but I just couldn't. I just went, wow. Same seaman. That's my mating call.
Speaker: like the guys that call the pigs in non -sensical nonsense it's not right for your sanity it's only game you like it
Speaker: I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Who's next? This is the worst PJs than BJs ever. Ooh, I'm just saying. I was just saying, Mark's on my team. Mark's on my team for a million bucks. I'm just saying. What?
Speaker: Talking about Jarvis giving blue jobs in hell. Yeah. Trust me, I'm not complaining, baby. Yeah. We call him Dyson for short. He never loses his suction, baby. Yeah. You know, the good thing about Jarvis is that he could suck a water bottle if the guard knows.
Speaker: Not only does not fall through a hundred foot of guard nose, not only that, but he does that great cradle tickle move. Oh, man. If you, if you're, if your starter ever starts, they'll start your truck. By the way, Jarvis, congratulations on the job here at nonsense. Your performance is amazing. I feel like every time someone says BJs and lady leggy shows up, I, I hate to say it.
Speaker: there's a connection there i thought you went to bed she was she was asleep somebody said bj it's like for aquaman all of a sudden laggy here's bj's that's that's gonna be on our patreon nonsensical not after hours on patreon bj's and bj's
Speaker: Steven tell me why it's funny. I don't know Evidently I didn't even know it was supposed to be a joke That is literally the best meme there is
Speaker: That's second. Welcome to Patreon. This has not since gone out since after hours. It's PJs and BJs hosted by Jaravicii. Oh, I'm in my PJs and I'm getting PJs. Well, I got tons of anarchy to watch though. It's been three and a half hours.
Speaker: You're going to watch Jackson Tower, aren't you? We love you, buddy. You know, we do first and foremost. I can tell that you love me. So I so somebody I can't remember where I tell you we love you after. I love you, buddy. Jarvis, what's in the hell? Hey, we love you long time.
Speaker: We love you long time. Somebody, I can't remember. Did I dream this? But I'm pretty sure somebody said that we should do a show where every, like the main members of the show, Jeff Jarvis, Connor, myself, all get roasted. Did I dream that?
Speaker: You might have. But I'm down for it. I'm down. I don't remember talking about it, but I'm in. I mean, it's a regular night for Steven.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I feel like I was talking to somebody about this. It's a regular night where Steven questions his life choices. The problem is, the problem is when you do a podcast, as long as we have, you never remember when you're on or off the show. No, exactly. You know what? I think it was conversation. You have a conversation. It's like, was that live?
Speaker: I think it was Mark and Brian last night because they're like, you guys, you guys fuck with Jarvis, which Jarvis, by the way, just so you know, before you, before you, before you, before you, it was, it was, it was Mike before.
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, blazing, blazing. What do you mean you guys get roasted all the time? There's only one person on this panel that wants to get all the fucking before you. It was Mike. Before Mike, Tony got a little bit and Mike got it. And then it was Tony. Before those two, it was Jeff. After those two, it was Jeff. You know, Jeff took took the brunt of the road.
Speaker: And there was Connor and then Connor was like, fuck this shit. Glick get Jarvis up here because I don't like this game, but somebody said that, that we should all be roasted because thanks, Connor. Oh shit. It was a real conversation. I'm just not imagining things. It was a real conversation. It was last thing when I was talking to Mark and Brian, like I said, it just wasn't on the show, but I think they said it where they,
Speaker: Jeff Connor and I should all get roasted because and then they were sticking up for you Jarvis because we do fuck with you a lot and and they feel like it's just too easy and do it on a Saturday night and let everybody come up and just roast the shit out of it. However, I will say this with a caveat. I will say this with a caveat. Okay, you get roasted. I will say this with a caveat. Jeff and I grew up in Thunderdome.
Speaker: Yeah. So we're going to start roasting us. We're going to come to play. We'll play. When you start roasting us, we're going to start roasting you back. Yeah. Can I at least be the end sea of this? Oh, no, your first stop. If you want to keep yourself safe.
Speaker: If that night happens, I will, I will declare a Glick state of the union, a nonsensical state of the union. I will declare a leniency on Jarvis for the night. That's going to last in Mexico. That night you will be chocolate. I will pardon you for the night.
Speaker: During that I should show up as the MC but paint myself like Roddy Piper did for WrestleMania 6 where he's half black half white
Speaker: Calm down. Calm down. OK, fine. That's the line. That's the line. I'll do white and clear face. There. There we go. There we go. All right. I think, you know, we can dish it out just as well as we can take it here. 100%. Nobody gets bugged. I love taking it. Ginger man. Beyond the thunderbolt. I feel like these are all movies that are eventually going to get made at my expense.
Speaker: Oh, I'm running a money off a terrible fucking parody movie. Did you see they're going to reboot fucking scary movie? Very movie. Yeah. How about that? But now I don't know if the Wayne's brothers are going to be a part of it. Yeah, but they were only part of the first two and there's like seven of those fucking movies.
Speaker: They made the first one. They didn't want to make the second one. They didn't want to make the second one. No, they give they know that there's literally in the DVD, there's a there's a extra features where they're talking about it. And they didn't want to do the second one. And then the studio is like, here's a big fat check. And they're like, of course, we'll make the second one. Well, you and then they were like, we're out to to be fair. You call him Cupface Brian.
Speaker: And he's recovered. He's recovered. He's okay. But I mean... But it's stuck, so we all call him. We can definitely take the heat just as much as we can dish it out. Trust me. That's perfectly fine. Don't make it personal. Don't get, like, super crazy. Like, I'm an open book. I grew up in an orphanage. My parents are dead. I'm a Sasquatch. You know, I've had... Yeah, but you can't... We can't take funny stuff being a Sasquatch because you are bracing.
Speaker: Since the show started, I've had three failed relationships that happened on this show. And I made jokes of them. I made jokes at my own expense. So yeah, absolutely. I challenge. I would love, actually, you know what, not this Saturday, but next Saturday, I say we start promoting this next Saturday. We start promoting the roast of Glick.
Speaker: Well, we're actually. Let's go. Let's go. And it's an open door challenge. So highest rate, highest rated rate there. And that's going to be the highest rated one. And wants to roast me. It's an open door challenge on Saturday night. Next Saturday night is the roast of Glick. Come on up. It'll be fun. Bring your mom. How you doing? Tell your mom, I said, what's up?
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Yeah, but then it became Scream. And that's why the scary movie comedy was named Scary Movie. Glick, you're going to look this up and you're going to fucking. No, no, no, I never heard that before. I know. I know. Yeah, I'm not. I mean, I've never heard that. There's still. I had to look that I had to look up for. Come first, Brian. Oh, no. It's OK. Every time Brian brings up being a cunt face, I just plan to need to stop being such a.
Speaker: can't I don't know if I can take it but as you know from personal experience please Jeff can take it yeah so wait it's only roasting you it's not roasting Jeff Connor
Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, no. Next Saturday night. Well, next Saturday night, not this Saturday coming up, but next Saturday night, it'll be the rest of click. I will open the door, Alyssa, because I'm not scared. No, we're blowjob. What? What? All I heard was blowjob. I know that. Oh, wait, like he's still here. Never mind. I was just saying. Now, however, the following Saturday,
Speaker: will be the worst of nonsensical nonsense. I'll MC Jeff Jarvis are on the burners. I will sacrifice myself because basically in the nonsensical world, in the nonsensical network, so I will sacrifice myself.
Speaker: For them. OK, yeah, OK. Because, you know, it isn't the roast of Jervis, she every fucking. You know what, Jarvis, on this, you know what, Jarvis, no longer am I the champion. Don't say hi. Finally, she did something right in the podcast. God.
Speaker: I am the God of podcasting. I am a podcast. God. I stole that from CM Punk, by the way. I was going to say somebody wrote his phone number so I can have him kick you. You want to smoke? You want to smoke, you little tiny bitch, man? You want to smoke show? I've seen that kick in a heavy bag. I'm not calling that dude out a heavy bag of pew pew in his kneecaps. He ain't kicking shit.
Speaker: Yeah, because that that you have time to go get that. Yeah, but she blazes. It's literally right here. Him and him and Joey Diaz going to jump on you like that bear from fucking. Yes, does Joey Diaz still thinks he's in 1972? Yeah, but you know what? You know what? That man is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I love Joey Diaz, by the way. I don't want to find Joey Diaz. I want to give him a big hug. I was smoking. I want to. You know what? You know what I want to do?
Speaker: You know what I'm doing? I want to sit down and have him tell me a story. Because that dude is a storyteller. See, though, Alyssa already roasts me. Yeah, she does. Hey, hey, bitch. Didn't you learn your lesson, Brian? Didn't you learn your lesson? Didn't you learn your lesson, Brian? Brian? I think you need to stop being such a cunt.
Speaker: Yeah, Brian. Hey, Brian. I made a little sound for you. Acknowledge me. You know, we were talking about finishing moves, and that's your other finishing move. You take your belt off and beat them with it. That's all right. Beltality. You just beat them.
Speaker: I think personally, personally, I think it'll be fun as hell. Not that, like I said, not that we're going to start promoting it next week. Uh, next, next week, uh, Monday of next week, I'm going to start promoting it as the roasted click next Saturday night. I think it'll be fun. And yeah, Connor, Jeff, not Jarvis because he's emceeing and he's not allowed to roast me. I'll fire him in a text message if he roast me.
Speaker: I'm just I swear to God someone's gonna write that on my fucking tombstone because you fuckers keep bringing that up No, I think I think that'll be fun. I think that'll be excited. We can do it You know, but but but wait wait Jarvis. Are you saying you're a rage quit life? Oh Don't worry Brian you and marks times coming soon, too. Oh
Speaker: Click needs that belt. I don't need that belt, bro. I just won't lose that belt. Cause you and everybody else is bitch me. Greatest champion of all time. Nobody's champion that I am. Longest. Bigfoot jokes. And no, I'm not going to roast anyone. I'll just be like, okay, you've had enough. Let someone else roast the other people.
Speaker: Every joke Steven tells us to explain it. That's funny because he's going to explain all the jokes. It'll be a 48 hour show if Steven is part of the roasting. It's funny because one time Click said this and it was funny. And so Jeff got him back. OK, moving on. Plus plus plus Jarvis, we all know how much you kiss my ass.
Speaker: Not as much as Mark and Brian, evidently. Oh, we get in Jarvis. No, next Saturday night, it'll be the roast of Glick. And I, and I, and I invite everybody and anybody, if you're going to roast me, you have to come up on camera. You can't be in the chatters box. You have to come up on camera. That's the rule.
Speaker: If we get more than 10 people, we'll give some. And then you got to drop down so somebody else come up. It'll be the roast of Glick next Saturday night. I think it'll be hilarious. It's a rotating door, much like Chris's relationships. I was about to say sex life. Sorry, did I start early? I'm sorry.
Speaker: and i'm at revolving door you know it could be worse it could be a doorknob like your wife everybody gets a turn oh wait i'm not risking you oh my bad i feel like this is gonna be like the roast of charlie sheen 2 .0 because at the glix just gonna be sitting there letting people roast him and just be like charvis will be the ref to explain this
Speaker: Let me tell you why this is funny, but you want to know why the relationship joke was funny because the last 30 years on this podcast and we all watched it. And that's why it's funny. Moving on. We really raised of all members. That's what I said, starting with me. Oh, by the way, Mark and Brian, you're up.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, you guys will be on tap too. I got some jokes for Brian and for Mark. We will not do it. We will not do a roast show of Jarvis because every other. That's every fucking time I'm on this fucking bitch. We will not do a roast of Jarvis unless he says click. I really want to do a roasted Jeremy sheep.
Speaker: If he tells me that, then we'll do a roasting. So every other. No, no, no, no, no, no. OK, OK, OK. Because I'm the MC and all that might as well. Why not? Everyone's going to roast me anyway. Roasted click in the orchestra. What are Yorkshire puddings? Poonings. It's a pudding. You know, a certain individual who used to be considered America's dad got in trouble for his pudding pops. I'm just saying. Yeah.
Speaker: I can't do a Bill Cosby. I was going to attempt it. You know what? That's better than you're walking. I know. That was better than you're walking. I can do a little bit of Bill Cosby. I just have to get the words. Facts on facts, please. And facts on facts, buddy. Say it again. I paid for a suffering arm.
Speaker: Take my pudding pop copper and you'll wake up with your butthole hurting in the morning. Yummy. Jarvis Jarvis is the roasted master master debater. But that doesn't tell me what fucking Oh my God. The second one's the worst.
Speaker: first to Glick and Gravy. Yeah, I got some gravy for you sons of bitches. Open up baby birdies. Oh, Glick's gonna feed you some gravy. Okay, Brian, since you got the jokes, how about you say something offensive to Leggy again and you pop out? And Sharon, when my legs don't work like they used to before. Glick, the American equivalent to Yorkshire pudding is a pop over. A what?
Speaker: a pop over like a, like a, um, uh, what's it called? Like, uh, no, it's a, it's, uh, a pot pie. Well, because it actually said, well, yeah, it's basically a pot pie. Kitty's being a dildo. I guess kitty's sleeping with me tonight.
Speaker: You want a rose Glick, you're getting Glick's gravy at the end of the day. Everybody's getting a spoonful of Glick's gravy. You heard it here first, folks. Leggy's getting Glick's gravy. All right. Can we wrap up this show? I got Sons of Iron and a Key to watch. A teaspoon of Glick's gravy keeps the doctor away.
Speaker: Shut up, Jarvis. Fucking saying, hey, spoiler alert. Opie dies in jail and he gets beat down and everybody has to watch. And you're going to cry. Also, spoiler alert. You will cry. The last show of of a fucking son, a fucking douchebag, Charlie Hoonan or Hanan or whatever his name is, just drives a motorcycle into a semi. I already know that part. Did you know that Sons of Anarchy is based off of a Shakespeare play? Which one?
Speaker: and the ladies keeps the ladies away too.
Speaker: Tell me more! Which one? Which one? I'm sorry, mainstream. Nope. Othello. Nope. Julius Caesar. Nope. Nope. I don't care. Big fat, you piece of shit. Yeah, I don't. I don't fucking care. I'm trying to go horribly. Why do you drive a Harley? Well, I like to have sex with men and I have a small pecker. That's why I drive a Harley. Wow, Glick. Never would have known that about you.
Speaker: No, I don't have to put the Harley part. I can just cut it right. That's the training. Got amazing tits by the way. Yeah, he does. You don't get to see him though. Yeah, but still amazing nonetheless. Yeah.
Speaker: That's some cocks to spank. Goggins cracks me up in that show. You need to watch Fallout. You need to watch Fallout, Chris. Seriously, I think you'll really enjoy it. I'm going to watch Fallout. Stop spoiling it. No, there's nothing really spoiled because basically everything that happens in the show happened in the game.
Speaker: Why can't you say that? I don't know what's going on in a motorcycle anymore. And when I did own a motorcycle, it wasn't a fucking Harley. It sat in his garage and he stared at it. No, no, no. Why does he have little mouths? Big old fucking crash racket. Why is that? You can't say Macbeth in a theater. What? Really?
Speaker: Goggins is the greatest of all time. At the end of the day, him and just justified is his greatest. He was so good and just. I have it on my playlist. Ready to watch. But I'm watching. It's a modern day Western man. Yeah. Yeah, I can see. Well, the problem is, I've spoken to the old man. I want to punch in the face. Stop it. Tim is the old fence. Awesome.
Speaker: I want to punch him in the face. Get off your fucking dick riding a fucking Timothy Alton. Shut up, Jarvis. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the other one. Google it. I will have to Google it. You're talking to the other one. The other one. Why? You want to jump on? Yeah. No. That's why you want me to get off so you can jump on. I see what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. All right. On that. Yeah. Range quick. Range quick. Range quick, pussy.
Speaker: Why do you sound like the fucking comedian from back to school? Sam Kennison. No, back to school was not Sam Kennison. He was in the movie. Was he? Yeah, he was the history teacher. Oh, that's right. I know Rodney Dangerfield was the main guy. Yeah. Which he was underrated. You know, the best comedian who played a teacher was Lewis Black.
Speaker: Yeah. Fucking. I just I just want to address something here. Wait, wait, wait. I I got to show you something. Jarvis, you've seen the first episode of Fallout. Tell me that doesn't look like Walter Goggins. It does. But shave the beard. Exactly. Shave the beard. Looks like Walter Goggins. Nobody can see it.
Speaker: No, that the logo logo. Oh, he's got. Oh, yeah. You just shaved the beard off and it looks kind of. But it's like one guy looks like red skull, though. I did see that shirt. So so so like you said this about you can't say the M word. I'm watching some fucking sun's anarchy. I don't know if she meant to do this. And Jarvis, I know you're not going to get this reference. Jeff, you will.
Speaker: Okay. I think she's meant to do it. I wasn't sure, but I didn't want to speak out of there. I got to address something. All right.
Speaker: Oh, you sons of bitches. I don't want to. Oh, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to. Oh, my God. Oh, but I'm going to play a song by a fucking rapist. I mean, great this time difference. I wasn't sure I thought, but I didn't want to make assumptions because, you know, when you assume you can ask for a Glick. No, you make an ass out of you or Glick.
Speaker: I don't know. What the **** is that? Are you gagging on my cock? I can never choke on a tic tac. I'll tell you that. It's a Vienna sausage motherfucker. Or as K Meg says, it takes more than 90 miles an hour. I'm just saying. Bitch, how the hell you hit it in 90 miles an hour is what I want to know. Are you the god damn
Speaker: I got, I'm Liam Neeson. I have a particular set of skills. Shut up Jarvis, somebody asked you. Keep it up. I'm trying to defend you. I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying to not make a whole roast of Jarvis, but if you keep playing games with Glick, you're going to fuck around and find out. Yeah. Some ways to die.
Speaker: You're going to end up rage kidding and quit in life. Wow. Words are hard, Jeff. Right. No, but we do have to go because I have to run to the store before I go to bed. You're not fired. Why are you fired? Who fired you? What?
Speaker: Why are you champion? You have a goddamn headset on and you're live on the fucking show. You goddamn twat waffle. I'm sorry, twat waffle. It's a Rick Foyer quote. Come on. You need to stop being such a cunt.
Speaker: Let me see. I didn't. Jim, remember you're saying, you know, Jeff Leland, Neil and son of a bitch. I can't keep my game still. Well, I don't fucking ever quote Rick Flair if you don't do it right. You better come correct when you when you quote the great Rick Flair. You say it's fire me. I'm already fired. I said that to Eric probably if you're going to quote Rick Flair.
Speaker: Good night, everyone. Words of wisdom. Words are hard. Jarvis, that's not how it works. He just rage quit. He's fired. I'm going to say you're fired. Yeah, I had to correct it.
Speaker: Uh, no, but I do have run the sword for the post. Well, ladies and gentlemen, chef, you're not allowed to leave until I, until I do all my bullshit, then we do our bullshit. Well, ladies and gentlemen, much like voice demand. We've come to the end of the room. I don't know the word. I love voice demand. I can't think of the words of the song. I know this song. I know word for word, this song.
Speaker: And I can't think of them right now. I'm drawing a blank. You know what will happen? You'll hear the first note of the song, and then you'll remember everything. That's what happened to that song I sent you last night. You know what? No, I know the words. I know every Boyz II Men song by heart. I love Boyz II Men. But you know what? The only song that's popping into my head? It's not into the road. No. I'll make love to you. And you want me to. And now. That's what's popping into my head. I just serenade me.
Speaker: You're trying to serenade me. I think it works the end of the road. Whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. It's a fucking voice meant into the road. We're there. We're in the end of the road. Google it. Well played like well played like it is. You know what? You know what? I'm calling it. I she's getting a star as soon as I can find it.
Speaker: Yeah, we got to start giving stars out because I feel like, um, I feel like, uh, blazing earned a lot of stars tonight. He might've given money to me. Yeah. If we would have been given stars, that would, uh, what the hell are you talking about Jarvis? I kid you not. It sounded like you said you're going to sext him. Maybe I will. It's going to be a dick pic and then I'm going to put the, you're fired, fired.
Speaker: Okay, I'm gonna put the print back on. You said two. One with two letters, but you're soft and says why? Yes. One where your heart says you're fired.
Speaker: You're getting a dick pic. It says you're back. You're going for that, right? Yeah, everybody's. Oh, ever. Let me bring you back up just so everybody can see it. Let me go and star it. Put a gold star on that, Jeffrey. A gold star. There it is.
Speaker: What are you thinking about? I wasn't the only one to see that. We all saw it. And we got a gold star. And we googled it. Jeffrey, three hours.
Speaker: and 50 ish minutes. We got to clip that so so we can we can put it for you. That's where you smack him in the face with your cock until it spells out on your fire. This is how Jarvis wants me to fire him. You're fired. Now don't move. I'm almost done.
Speaker: Goodnight, sweet prince. Goodnight, sweet prince. Good game, buddy. Good game, bro. See you next week.
Speaker: You want your job back, you know what you have to do. Get your PJs on and start BJs. PJs and BJs. You know, Alyssa, the fact that you admitted that out loud just now, that's on you. You said yes, Alyssa. You said yes to the dress, I'm sorry. Oh my goodness. What a Wednesday night show.
Speaker: Oh my God. Uh, you know, we, we do got to wrap this up. Uh, I gotta go to work tomorrow. It's a little, I got, I got, I got a 9AM meeting. Hey, you know, like Mickey, I'm hungry. Dornash means I have to leave. I have to wake up at eight 50. So, you know, Jeff's laugh has me powerless. Yeah. See.
Speaker: I told you I told you funny guys are dangerous. It's all ha ha ha. Where the fuck am I? Oh my god. Nope.
Speaker: I'm sorry, honey. That's on you. I Google it. You got the two hours. I'm not going to say what I'm thinking right now.
Speaker: You want to talk about the thoughts that are in my head right now. You want to talk about fucking death blow to somebody's ego.
Speaker: Anyways, thank you guys. Thank you guys are hanging out Everybody that was in the chatters box tonight. You guys are fucking awesome Blaze lady was Brian with his dad jokes. I'm sorry. Those were late Brian Mexican Brian So is here Brian and Mark were here The cam was here. I might have a place and with some singers tonight. I
Speaker: Yeah, blazes bringing the heat man. You know, I can't wait for Saturday night because I know blazing will be up on the panel Saturday. Leave the hang in there. That's what she said. It's better left hanging there is better not put out there. Let me just put it that way because I'm going to catch heat from both sides of the events. If I would have said that what was going through my head. But.
Speaker: No, thank you to everybody who was listening. Thank you guys for hanging out, man. Thank you guys. Uh, it means a lot. We appreciate it. Uh, I hope you guys enjoyed the show. We are, we're a fucking train wreck and y 'all sons of bitches who watching us, you're just picking up body parts and enjoying the show and eating a snack. I can't wait for all of us to spend eternity in hell together. It's going to be awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, we'll be back Saturday night. No show Friday night. Uh, uh, Nikki and I are going to go out on a date. So I was going to do a show Friday night, but I have no guests lined up. However, I do have a guest lined up next Friday, uh, which I'll start promoting that next week as well with the roast of Glick next Saturday night. Uh, I'm looking forward to it. I think that's going to be fun. Uh, why wait, wait, wait. What are we not having a show? No, I'm not doing a show tomorrow night. Oh, okay.
Speaker: I was going to do it. Not tomorrow night, Friday night, Friday. However, tomorrow night, make sure you guys tune into Talking Shit. They will be live with a brand new guest. I can't remember who their guest is. Brian or Mark, are you guys still here? Who's your guys' guest tomorrow night? I think it's, I think it's McLaughlin. Not Sarah McLaughlin. No, the guy actually did a, he did a post about it. I saw it on Facebook today.
Speaker: as you should. We love Jarvis. We just fuck with him. We love Jarvis. He's awesome. You're not wrong, girl. We are a whole ass derailment. We are in East Palestine, Ohio. Too soon? Nah, it's Ohio. It's never too soon.
Speaker: It wasn't even too soon before it happened. We are the drinking water in Flint, Michigan. There it is. It's, uh, it's Tommy McLaughlin. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy McLaughlin. Thank you, Jarvis. Tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern time talking shit. Uh, there'll be live on Facebook and YouTube talking sh t t t talking shit. One of these days I'm gonna get those guys Grammarly.
Speaker: Check out those guys need a lot more than Grammarly. Let's be honest. They need AI replacement but tune in tomorrow night Also tomorrow for us in the States 3 p .m. Eastern time correctly Helen's mixtape will be on Radio 365 dot -co, you know, catch her out catch her on on tick -tock as well She's been live the past couple times. I've been on tick -tock and
Speaker: Saturday night. Big news, breaking news, new shows, new stuff. I got a new show coming up in the morning. It's praying early. Rise and shine with Glick. Fuck that. Yeah. I just arrived to be at work. Oh, let's go. I got it. I got it. Nice. 14 says later, folks. Check out
Speaker: You know, we won't be here tomorrow night, but we've got plenty of friends that are doing things tomorrow. I'll make sure you guys are checking them out. I'll be in the comments tomorrow night with talking shit. Um, even though I generally watch like he post her radio show, I still listen, even though I've already listened to it once, I still listen to it again. And then when she talks about the music and she gets all so soft and sexy.
Speaker: And as I called her today, posh. It's very posh about it. Very posh. Very posh. A cup of tea and everything. In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, make sure you're checking us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and X. Tick tock. We do do this show live Wednesdays and Saturdays on YouTube and Facebook. And we're dabbling with Twitter as well.
Speaker: We're do we're diddling on X. We're diddling on X. Yeah, you are. And you can listen to us anytime, any place where we listen to podcasts at all at nonsense. Well, nonsense podcast.
Speaker: Or you can simply run your happy ass little fingers right on over to bio dot link slash nonsense. Don't forget to check out the rest of the shows. Mondays has been caring for men. It's a men's mental health show hosted by myself. Jarvis is there. Connor is there. We're starting to have more and more guests, which is awesome. Uh, if y 'all want to start putting the word out and reaching out to jelly roll, cause that would be awesome to get on a Monday night because the man's been through it.
Speaker: in life. I'd love to conversate and talk to him. Tuesday nights, Jeff, what's going on with your show, man? Right now, as I was telling you the other day, my main co -hosts are either sick or
Speaker: Unreliable, that's a better word. So what I'm doing, I'm actually working on getting some guests together. So I'll be doing interviews with successful business people. Nice, nice, nice. So that'll be on Tuesdays once Jeff comes back. He's a little high on a little hiatus, $1 .06 on Tuesday night, 7 p .m.
Speaker: Wednesday nights, nonsense go nonsense. Thursday nights. We take the night off. We make room for our friends over and talking shit. 8 PM at talking shit on Facebook and YouTube for the time being. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. Uh, and lady jobs, her, um, uh, Helen's mixed state on Thursdays as well. So make sure you guys are checking that out, uh, as of right now.
Speaker: the first and third Fridays of every month clicks house of music. However, I'm not doing a show this week, but I will be back next week with a guest. I can't wait to sit down and talk with him and should chat with him. And I am working very hard to line up more guests, more musicians, uh, artists, singers, uh, bands. I'm working very hard just playing the play in the game of
Speaker: your messages. Let's, you know, but it is what it is. It's worth it. At the end of the day, Saturday nights, nonsensical nonsense is back unhinged, unapologetic, open door challenge. Everybody is welcome to join us and hang out with us next Saturday night. The roast of click. I was excited for that. I think it's going to be fun. I think it's going to be fun. Sundays, Jarvis,
Speaker: I think he's going to dabble in the world of live. He's going to be doing live shows, uh, movies, uh, interviews. What a special guest from myself to Jeff, to blazing to Mark and Brian, who knows who's going to pop up. I actually, I actually do want to, uh, do a show with Jarvis, uh, about a couple of movies that I know a lot about that I think that, you know, he and I have a very similar movie genre that we like. Yeah.
Speaker: So at the end of the day, nonsensical nonsense. If you just follow us, you get a week's worth. You get a week's worth of great content by awesome content creatives, awesome podcasters, awesome podcasters, awesome streamers, an entire week, seven days. Super collab, if you will. Not necessarily a super collab, but seven days a week, great content, fun shows.
Speaker: by people who are very passionate about what they do and enjoy what they do. Ah, you hate us because you ain't us. Oh, there you go. That's, that's actually good. That's actually a good thing right there. It's like a TV network without sensors. Agreed. A hundred percent Jarvis, a hundred percent Jarvis. Um, I gotta get this down off the screen. Say what you will say what you want.
Speaker: we're doing big things over here. And it's all original content and we're having fun doing it and we're supporting people and we're supporting each other and we're pushing people to grow and we're helping each other grow and we're having a great fucking time doing it. And after three years, this is probably my most, you know, I've had so much fun doing this podcast.
Speaker: But right now I'm, uh, I am loving the direction it's going. I love real quick, real quick. I have a mild announcement about, uh, the Tuesday show. I'm thinking about adding a second show to Tuesday, do it every other week thing. I want to do Jeff's garage one week and then dollars and cents the next. I've told, I told you three years ago, you know, I, I, I know I should be doing Jeff's garage before I did the business show. I just, I need.
Speaker: I need a decent co -host that's relying for just a couple of minutes after we end behind the stage. I want to talk to you about that. All right. Um, but no, I've been telling you for three years to do Jeff's garage. I think that would be a great thing for you to do. That's something you know. Yeah. Basically if it fits in your garage, we're going to talk about it. Yeah. But basically thank you guys. Thank you guys for the support. God, we love you guys. And I gotta be real for me.
Speaker: You guys are helping me accomplish a dream. And Saturday night, I'm going to announce a lot of things. I'm going to talk about a lot of things. Um, a lot of things are going to be happening down the road and it's going to be awesome. It's going to be awesome for, for nonsensical nonsense and our friends. Uh, but thank you again. Thank you guys for listening to make sure you hit that bio .link slash nonsense, go nonsense. I want to wrap this show up. Um,
Speaker: AI is taking over the world. Thanks. I love the music producers that are out there. I love these guys that are creating mashups. I did a show on it, I think. No, I haven't done a show on it yet, but I wanted to talk about it. You talked about it. Yeah.
Speaker: And this is one of those mashups. There's a lot of great people. Great. I found a bunch. I like on Spotify, talented people out there. And this is one of those. I played it here before. It is a mashup of Lincoln park M and M and two part at two part two. And it's called, and the song's called part of me. It's a, it's a Lincoln park song. The song's great. Listen to the very opening part of the song.
Speaker: All right. For anybody who has ever dealt with haters out there, listen up. You know what? Haters are funny, man. It's like you're going to hate it no matter what it is, yet you still click on it.
Speaker: Nothing ever stops all these thoughts and the pain attached to them Sometimes I wonder why this is happening It's like nothing I can do would distract me when I think of how I shot myself in the back again It's from the infinite words I could say I put all the pain you gave to me on display But didn't realize instead of setting it free I took what I hated and made it a part of me And now you'll be killed by part of me
Speaker: You'll always be my hero You'll become a part of me You'll always be my hero I can't separate myself from what I've done Giving up on part of me I will myself become your hero There's a song coming at the weather man couldn't predict I start the ball prick you better flee cause I can't take it to rap I was down, when I was down I was king
Speaker: Fuck my lassie that sits in my trash I'll be goddamn if another rapper gets to my ass I hit the gas and I spit every rap as if it's my last You can die in a blink of an eye, so better I'll last Then keep wicking and blowing kisses cause you're flirting with death I'm destroying your livelihood, I ain't just hurting your rap I catch a flow and get going, the remorse I'm sowing ain't slowing for no one knowing there's nothing you can do about it Zeroing on the target like a marksman, the target is you I shut your lane down, flip your spot, park in it too Awesomenate flow, light affluence alive, but what can you do? You'll get your crew to hype you up and behind you like
Speaker: That boy's had enough to mow him out, but he's hatin' too. Fries hasn't put his asses back together with glue, so you can hate him. He don't blame you, frankly, he's with you. This game's vanilla for the moon, Tim. Hop out, shoot. Now, cast who? He's a clue. He came to the balls and his might be to lost his Nike suit. It's in your ass. He's in your ass. He's all up in your psyche, too. Yeah. And now, you be killin'!
Speaker: You'll always be my dear To become a part of me You'll always be my dear I can't step for it Myself like what I've done Giving up a part of me I've let myself be your guide Love the way you back the picture if you push your ass out Got a n***a wanting it so bad about the past I wanna dig you And I can't even lie about it baby just to leave you here
Speaker: Still I'm just a simple man, all I want is money, fuck the fame I'm a simple man, just the international trail with the passport Just like the latter bitch, if you give me thing you ask for, seal it, him or me Champagne, Hennessy, fake, but I'm always who we floss, on our enemies With the time we dream to a love, speed is deep, wanna hold me Cluff some more weed, fuck, you know me
Speaker: I'll probably be a freak and let you get on top of me Do the rocking knees, nights full of everything A living legend, you ain't heard about these niggas, ladies, Kelly J's And now, you'll become a part of me Joy, baby, right here, you'll become a part of me Joy, baby, right here, I can't survive
Speaker: I put myself right but I'm done Giving up on part of me I put myself in trouble Get away from me
Speaker: That was pretty good. I love that. I love that fucking song. I came across that I'm tick tock, man. I got a whole mess of them, man. I want to I do need to do a show on that. But again, thank you guys for listening. We will be back Saturday night. Nothing going on. No, actually, I keep feeling like it's Thursday. Well, it's not Thursday tomorrow night. Make sure you guys turn into tune to you will be in about 30 minutes, by the way. Make sure you guys tune in to talk and shit.
Speaker: Talking sh TT on Facebook and YouTube. They do have Tommy McLaughlin McLaughlin On their show they're gonna be doing another great interview. Make sure you guys are in there hanging out supporting the guys in the chat Show them some love Also, don't forget to check out Helen's mixtape
Speaker: three radio 365 .com. Check that out tomorrow afternoon as well. And then, uh, no, who's going on Friday, man? Y 'all do your thing on Friday nights, but make sure you're here Saturday night for non sensible nonsense, open door challenge, unhinged, unapologetic acting straight up. God damn fools for six hours. I think you guys should listen to Jeffrey. What do you have to say to the people before we leave?
Speaker: Even Darth Vader says it You see my dog Got my dog and then I got my my skull and crossbones of my yin -yang and I'm manly enough to admit pink It's more near More near you've had more near for a while my bulk not
Speaker: Yeah. My best year. Yeah. It was actually sent to me as a gift. That's my berserker because really in the, uh, uh, uh, begging, uh, biking community. People will see me as a berserker. I can see that for those of you guys who don't know anything about Vikings, just kind of swings and everything. The berserkers were like.
Speaker: the rangers and the seals of the Viking warrior. They were like the badasses of bad. If you know anything about Viking history, the reason they were the way they were, oh, it's because they enjoyed opiates. They just didn't know what they were doing. They were high as fuck, tripping balls, just killing everything. But nonetheless, you're the man. He said deuces. With that being said, ladies and gentlemen, when you find yourself at the crossroads in life,
Speaker: And you're asking yourself, where do I go from here? What do I do next? I don't know what. Whoa. I don't know where this journey is going to take me to ask yourself one simple question. Five words. Don't touch my hand. Five words, five letters. W.
Speaker: W. N. N. D. That is. And no, it's not the non -disclosure that O .J. made his kids sign. Which is still fucked up. That's so weird. It stands for what would nonsensical nonsense do? Well, ladies and gentlemen, you can do what we would do. You can land yourself in hell and hang out with the cool kids. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Or you could not do what we do and be a fucking lame -o in other words be good We fucking good at it winnings winning intro mile, baby So what do you know I don't know we hit the button I guess
Speaker: It's been so long since we had
