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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Happy hump day. Wow. New music. What is that? Welcome to the first episode of the brand new rebranded re titled new working brand new show here on the non -sensical network. It is what the fuck news, which is exactly what it is. It goes without explaining an explanation. It's what the fuck news. It's not going to be that boring news channel where we have some
Speaker: We're named Jarvis talking about sports that he knows nothing about. Sorry, sorry, Jarvis. I don't know what was going on over there, but you know, you're distracted the hell out of me. I don't know what you're doing. Trying to hold back his last. Anyways, what the fuck news?
Speaker: Uh, I meant to have, uh, with an end show you guys my fun new sports at all. I love sports. I just don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a little, I'm a little worried for Jarvis. Uh, I'm giving him, I'm giving him, I'm giving him, I'm giving him a big role here. I tried to give him a big role Saturday night and he went, Oh, go Connor.
Speaker: So, I'm a little nervous. I know he can do a good job. I'm just a little nervous that he's going to be like sports. Google them. That's your sports on tonight's show. Thank you guys for listening. I'm Jarvis.
Speaker: Fuck you I was being nice to you Stephen
Speaker: Welcome to the show. It is a new show, kind of a new show, a new idea. You know.
Speaker: We actually present real content here. Some of us could just be playing a game that hasn't been relevant for 10 years. Just be petty, but we're not. We're actually here creating good content and having fun. I'm not talking about you, Jarvis. Calm down. It's not always about you, buddy. All friends rage quit, yes. Yes.
Speaker: I've, I've completely lost my train of thought. You know what? If you guys haven't checked out the brand new nonsensical network, then I don't know what the hell you're waiting on. We got lots of new shows, lots of content for you guys. Um, Monday nights, men can for men, the men's mental health show. When's our Tuesday nights is Jeff garage, uh, where you can watch Jeff kick a dead horse for an hour and a half.
Speaker: But the first half hour of the show, good show. And the first half hour of kicking that dead horse, entertaining. But nonetheless, if you're a car guy, a tool guy,
Speaker: Heavy equipment guy, if it fits in your garage, they're going to talk about it on Jeff's garage. Wednesday nights is the brand new brand new name. What the fuck news? It is kind of a news show, but you know, we're going to have fun with it. It's not going to be boring PBS AM radio type type news. Thursday nights. Well, Thursday nights doesn't matter. Mark, does it?
Speaker: Yeah. Friday nights is Talking Shit hosted by Mark and Brian. Make sure you tune in tomorrow night. I'll be joining the guys as part of a little collaboration, if you will. We will be interviewing one and only Richie Ramone, most notably known from being a drummer.
Speaker: from the, from the Ramones punk rock band. Um, might I say one of many people who came through that band. Uh, I believe so. Yeah. Uh, Friday nights is Glick's house of music and Saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense. You're unhinged unapologetic shit show where we have fun. We open the door up. We call it the open door challenge. We let anybody and everybody who wants to come up and hang out with us.
Speaker: Come up and hang out and be on the panel. And then we end the week on Sunday with Jaravicis podcast. He's doing movie reviews and television reviews on stuff like that. So lots of shows, lots of actual real content. I promise you that our content, we're not, we're not just testing things. Our content might not be the best content out there in the world, but I guarantee you it's better than watching some old guy play pub G. I'm just saying somebody testing things.
Speaker: But nonetheless, I digress. Yes. Head over to bio .link, the nonsensical network. You're going to have all the social medias there. You can watch us live on YouTube and Facebook. You can follow all the social medias and you can listen to us anywhere you listen to podcasts at on all the major podcasting platforms at.
Speaker: the nonsensical network. Here's the follow. Give us a listen. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share. We greatly appreciate that. What's going on? The chatter's box. James in the building, Mark in the building. Hopefully he's home or almost home safely. And he enjoyed his vacation. One half of talking shit, a little vacation road trippy with his wife. Hopefully he's getting home or almost home and they had a good time. And
Speaker: Hey, if I'm the Riff, you must be the Raff. All right. Leggy Leggy is in the building. Give us a chair. Chairs, everybody. Chairs. Give us a chair. Share the chairs. Oh, my God. All right. That's as far as I go. Almost home. Nice. Can't wait to have you back. I'll call duty, buddy. I've been missing you.
Speaker: I've had to play with the likes of Jarvis and Brian all week. Wow, you must be killing it, dude. You've been spending time with Jarvis outside of the podcast? News to me, I haven't played Call of Duty since last weekend, so I mean, hey, it's news to me. Did you just say you haven't heard from your wife since last weekend? These guys in the panel must be the knuckleheads. I haven't played Call of Duty since last weekend. Open your fucking ears. Did you forget to put food in the cage this time? No, she escaped.
Speaker: You know, I did not let Jarvis out of his cage this week. We discussed that. I was talking to Jarvis about his wife. Well, we discussed that Monday night that I actually, you know, I keep Jarvis in a cage and I let him out and hold him at gunpoint. That's why he has. That's why Brian sent him the green screen and that's why he puts up his his logo in the back now so nobody can tell. Oh, wait. Jarvis is right beside Glick the whole time.
Speaker: What's for dinner? It puts the lotion on its skin. It says the sports writer gets the shotgun again. Don't let me get the moves. As we have been talking about quite a bit lately, a lot of things are changing, a lot of things are happening. And Jeff and I, you know, basically being the
Speaker: Geez the creators of nonsensical nonsense obviously members if you will yeah, you know, you know Monday nights became the men's mental health show and I said look we're doing the same thing three nights a week I'm gonna do this on Mondays and Now with the forming of the network. I said look we're doing the show two times a week I want to change Wednesday nights up and him and I chitchat it
Speaker: You know, because again, Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays are our creations are our babies. Uh, and, and, and I told Jeff, I want to change this into a new show, but you know, have a little fun with it. And I wanted to rebrand it. I wanted to rename it, but I also wanted to get away from nonsensical nonsense in the title. So we already used to do a segment on here called what the fuck news. So why not just make an entire show called what the fuck news.
Speaker: And everybody's got a job. And some people will be happy to know the control freak has let go of the steering wheel. Now, I don't know how long I'm going to let go of the steering wheel because Jesus ain't around to take it. But I did. Jarvis, take the wheel, buddy. I did give the other three guys their own segments, their own jobs. So they will be in charge of
Speaker: getting their own stuff put together and putting their own stuff together and coming prepared to the show. Jarvis is gonna cover sports. Jeff's gonna cover his fun little politics and conspiracy theories, whatever. And Connor's gonna do current events like he did last week with the iPhone now has a feature on it that if when he falls down, it's gonna recognize that the cripple is down. And although I don't think it works very well because we all thought we -
Speaker: Don't get me started. I will pay you to shave your mustache into that little bit of stuff. How much? On my paycheck this week.
Speaker: We all know you get paid once a month, Jeff. I can't help that. That's what I'm just saying this week. That's us. Do you problem? I said this week. Yo, Benji. But Connor will do current events and, you know, tech news or whatever. And then I'm going to kind of just be here and do like entertainment, celebrities, musicians type stuff.
Speaker: Oh, so you're going to be your own bathroom. You're going to be your work. Yeah. You're going to be your what? He's the guy from the the celebrity news channel on E that literally stands there with a fucking drink. No, the guy that stands there with his drink with the what's what's that fucking stupid show? I don't know if they're standing in a newsroom. All I know is Stanley Cup with a stroll in it. Yeah. I can't remember. Are you talking about TMZ?
Speaker: that's the one ah yeah yeah you're the dude from tmz with the stanley couple harvey harvey wimpleton i guess that's the thing i'm looking for oh fuck ooh potty mouth why why why why do you why don't take it off take it off i haven't played i haven't spoilers
Speaker: It's like, what the hell? Oh, don't touch anything. For my buttons, I want to push them. Don't touch my buttons. It would be nice to have admin. So I know Jarvis is super excited. And I'm going to actually, I'm going to turn my mic and my camera off because there was a couple of things I wanted that I saved and I meant to download that didn't get downloaded speaking of.
Speaker: celebrities in the building. I see you, Rock Lee. I have something special for you boys tonight from Rocky. Let's go, Rocky. So we'll slide on over to sports with. What's going on in the world of sports there, but well, we're going to start off with the NBA playoffs right now in the West Eastern Conference. Sorry about that. Fucked up a little bit. The Oklahoma City Thunder.
Speaker: Shut the fuck up, Hunter. You know what? I'd love to see you motherfuckers do it better. I will. Don't worry. Just wait. Shut up. In the Western Conference, Oklahoma City Thunder blanked the Pelicans to win the series 4 -0. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker: The what? The Pelicans? I've never - No, no, no, no, no! I'm being serious! I'm being serious! Because I don't know this team! Oh my god! Grow up! Get back on! Don't be a bitch! Get back on, because I don't know the teams of Pelicans! I've never heard that team!
Speaker: You honestly could look at the lock up. Oh my god. What? You told me to Google it? Honestly. Tell me about the team because I don't know this team. Can I be done, Glick? I feel like this is not my week now. Well, Steven, I'll be completely honest. I was excited because I don't watch sports because I don't have time for sports. I was excited to hear about the Stanley Cup playoffs.
Speaker: And I was going to get there, but you know, well, you know what? Everyone in the goddamn mother had to fucking interrupt it. All I had. All I wanted to say was, what do you mean they blanked them? They ended up they won the series four to nothing, so they pretty much did. OK, OK, OK. That was my only question. I'm sorry for having spoke out of turn. I will mute myself. Glick, I'm sorry.
Speaker: I tried. I really tried. First and foremost, calm down Jarvis. All right. Second of all, you have to understand Jeff's not a sports guy, so he's going to have questions. And when you hear a team called the pelicans, that's going to sound made up to a non -sports person. So I need you to calm down. Now I got to figure out what the hell I get Jeff back in here. Uh, don't take it so serious. You're just doing the fucking sports on a, on a, on a make make news show. Uh, let's, let's, uh, let's all take a chill pill.
Speaker: It's still real to me, damn it. It's where the sports don't matter, and the points don't count. Facts. All right. So today on Sports. Jeff's going to have questions when it comes to sports. Well, he could have waited. You're going to have to, you know, it's the same thing like when you guys are doing, you know, the car show or anything else. If somebody's got a question, they ask it during that part.
Speaker: Connor, again, not a sports guy, unless it's Ohio state, but guys, he's not going to understand what or hockey or, or, you know, what it means to blank a team. Well, if you would have said sweet, that would have made, that would have made sense to me at the same time. Like, let me get through what I'm saying first, which is why I said something small. And then I realized you were still going. And then I stopped speaking.
Speaker: And then Jeff can continue to speak up. I don't know where he went. I don't. And Jarvis, the range quick thing where you're like right in the middle of doing your segment. Let's not do that again. I don't want to yell at you. I'm literally trying and I got fucking Jeff literally through my whole thing. Like no one in fucking sports news history goes like, Oh, Hey, you know, I need you to fucking tell me what the team is. I'll get there. Nobody ever throws anybody off. It took me 10 minutes to do an intro because you guys kept throwing me off.
Speaker: Like, son of a bitch. So, you know, I love you, Jeff, but we're not a real fucking dude. So you're not a real sports guy. And I mean, if that's the attitude you're going to have, I mean, I'm literally trying to at least make my segment at least something you never know the rate. Some radio people may be watching and now just looked at me and said, well, geez, you know, that guy's trying his heart, his hardest and fucking get shit on his first fucking thing.
Speaker: Nobody shit on you. They just asked. No one pooped on you. Not everybody's sports people. They just asked a simple question and you freaked out. You spazzed out, man.
Speaker: Can we go to Connor? Can we go to Connor? You can't spaz out. You just keep rolling with it. That's all you got to do. I mean, that's what we do. We add our two cents. Well, yeah, but at least wait until I'm done is what I'm trying to get at. Like, Connor, I at least have someone, Connor, in my corner saying, hey, you know, I should have waited. I understand that. But this is also like a paradigm shift in the show, right?
Speaker: from what people think I'm overreacting. Like, yeah, I really don't. But what I'm trying to do something, it's I'm trying to put my heart and soul into something that I am passionate about. Sorry. God forbid. Yeah, I'm with you, Jarvis, and I understand. But you got to understand that what this show is is becoming the Wednesday show is becoming is a news show. And what it what the founder, one of the founding fathers of the show grew up with on this show is off the cuff everything.
Speaker: Right? It's not, I don't think he was trying to be disrespectful. He was trying to, he genuinely had a question and he's used to blurting out his questions.
Speaker: And this whole news thing where you say your piece and then you go, it's not something that any of us are used to it. I'm not used to it. I doubt Chris is used to it. I know for a fact, Jeff ain't used to it. Cause he speaks up all the time. We always talk over each other in every single show. This is no different. It's just a, it's a different thing that we're trying to do here. And communication is key in relationships, right buddy?
Speaker: Well, yeah, I get that. But at the same time, like I'm saying, I'm going to get to that. I'm going to write. And that's where I feel like I'm being the peacekeeper here. That's what you put. That's what I'm trying to get across to you.
Speaker: is yes, want you to put your whole heart and soul into this. That's awesome. And I want, I'm not the fucking host of the show and I didn't start the show, but I want you to put your heart and soul into this. This is awesome. I don't ever get to hear about sports. I like sports. I just don't get to fucking watch them. But when you've got Jeff speaking out of turn, don't rage quit because it throws off the entire show rather than a small segment. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Yeah, because now he's gone. And I don't know if I can get Jeff back tonight. And it was a simple question. It wasn't like he jumped in and was talking shit to you or busting your balls. And everybody that knows, I mean, we've said it a million times. Jeff's not a sports guy. He doesn't know anything. And there's been times where I've gotten football wins. And there's times where I've gone on football rants. And he's done the same thing to me. He's like, wait, who's that? Where's that from? Is this real?
Speaker: The pelicans sound like a made up team at the end of the day. He was like, wait a minute. The pelicans, it wasn't completely being disrespectful or anything like that, but like losing your mind, you got to calm down. You got to like, you're in the 12. I'm taking it serious is what I'm doing. Like I'm taking the job of someone handing me something that I'm passionate about. Serious. Right. That's what I'm doing. Like I get everyone else could give a fuck less if I'm on the show or not.
Speaker: But honestly, I give a fuck. The conversation of nobody else talking was I just was muting my mic and pulling my camera down because I was working on something that I forgot to work on.
Speaker: while before the show started. So that's the only reason I dropped my, I don't think anybody has to drop their mic down or mute their mics or turn their cameras off or anything else because we're going to have questions when we're talking about things. We're going to, we're going to make comments. That's we're not, again, it's not a real news thing and we're not in Jarvis. I know you want to be eventually, but right now you're not a real sports broadcaster. So you're going to do sports, but we're still going to have fun with it and ask questions and joke around.
Speaker: I'll tell you right now, you have a blow up like that one time and you're in the radio atmosphere and like a real radio job. You're gone. No questions asked. You're, you're gone. You're fired. You're, you're done. You're like, I'm trying, like I said, I get that no one gives a fuck if I'm even on the show grounded.
Speaker: I don't know what sports channels you listen to because I listened, I've listened to a lot of ESPN and stuff throughout the years, Mike and Mike and all those guys. And nobody sits there perfectly silent until, until the other person is done. They ask questions. It's, it's called carrying the conversation and keeping the concrete. This is your part. So you're going to get questions. You're going to get comments just like Connor's part or Jeff's part or my part. It's, it's up to us to keep the conversation going.
Speaker: make the, make the detour when we need to, and then bring it right back around. You're guiding this, you're driving this bus. It's not meant to be offensive and nobody's busting your balls. It's just, yeah, I'm getting yelled at for putting my, like I said, and granted, yeah, I get it. I'm not in the radio business, but I went to school for it. And I'm trying my hardest to prove that if by some divine miracle, someone wants to give me a fucking chance in life,
Speaker: And they're gonna give you an opportunity when you're being real and not trying to be the stereotypical radio 90s news guy. You know what I mean? A lot of radio stations, and I only say this because I know a lot of people in the business, they don't want those fake characters anymore. They're looking for real people.
Speaker: So like I said, you know, I've listened to a lot of sports radio in my life. I've listened to a lot of talk radio in my life. And that's just how it goes. Questions are asked when they come up on the fly. Yeah, it's not the most convenient time, but Jeff's going to talk about things that we're not going to know. And I don't expect anybody to mute their mics and sit there until Jeff's done because Jeff might finish a story or Connor.
Speaker: And then go to move on. And then you're like, Oh, well, what about, uh, you know, such and such and they're like, Oh, shit, let me, you know, go back at, you know, they're already, they're already ready to go into a whole, a whole nother direction. And that, you know, that can have the same steamroll effect. But like I said, you're at like a 12, bring it back down to like a nine, maybe a 10.
Speaker: They're gonna ask questions because I was even getting ready to ask when I came back, where were the pelicans from? I couldn't remember. I know who the pelicans are, but I thought they were out in New Orleans, but I couldn't remember. So I was gonna ask the question too. But Jeff doesn't know these. He's done it to me when I've taught football or college football because I say a team and he's like, wait, what? Who? Because he doesn't know and it sounds like a made up name.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I remember when I was talking about playoffs last year and I said that Michigan was playing the TCU Horned Frogs and he was like, that's not even real, dude. Like, what are you talking about? And I had to pull up and show him that TCU was a real college and that the Horned Frogs were a real college football team and they were in the playoffs because he don't know. As I'm saying, you know, just wait is all I'm saying. Like I'm going to get there.
Speaker: Okay. Well then, then moving forward, if that's what you want everybody to do, then I'm moving forward. I don't expect to hear you ask question one of anybody when they're doing their thing. If you want me to go, I'll go. Like that's where I'm at right now because I'm getting yelled at for trying to do something that you wanted me to yell and I'm talking to you. I'm going to get to where they're like, I already screwed up even before Jeff asked. So that's where I got pissed off at.
Speaker: But then at the same time, when I'm trying to bring it back and I'm trying to get my rhythm back, which yeah, we're going to fuck up. I get that. Oh, don't worry. I'm probably not doing sports after this one. Anyway, you might be the only person in the entire country that covers the WNBA. Were you going to cover the WNBA? I mean, Hey, if people want to hear about it, I will.
Speaker: But no. Is college women's basketball over after March Madness? Because obviously their March Madness is over there. Is it over over their season? They do the final four and whoever makes whoever the final two is or it's so weird because there's the sweet 16. Final four and then. Yeah, and then the two players play in or two players. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: I'm bombing worse than I can't even say that joke either. Just take deep breath, man. Well, no, like I'm saying, I'm trying and I'm trying my hardest. And like I said, I got literally bitched about for.
Speaker: You don't have to try that hard, man. That's why I try to explain it to you guys. And it doesn't even have to be like a real sports practice. That's why I said it could be something, some athlete does something stupid or something like that. If you want to break down scores and stuff, that's fine too.
Speaker: It's what the fuck news like it's it's not that serious. It's it's we're not a real a real news thing. We're just bringing up topics of conversation that are kind of goofy or fucked up. You know, you can do whatever you want with the sports, but I'm just telling you, you don't have to take it that serious, bro. It's not that serious. Well, anyway, LeBron James is a big crybaby. Well, we've known that for the last 20 years that he's been in the NBA. That's been a thing. I'm not even a sports guy.
Speaker: Uh, we don't know if he's going back to the LA Lakers and, uh, we don't know if he, well, he wants to play with his, well, God, that's even worse way of putting it. He wants to not retire until he plays a few seasons with his son. He wants to come back to Cleveland and play a season with his son. And I hope Cleveland tells him to go fuck himself and his stupid ass son. Did his kid get drafted? Not yet.
Speaker: No, but LeBron has made it known that he wants to play with Brony, or Brony, whatever his fucking kid's name is. I don't know who the bigger drama queen on this show is currently. I don't know if it's Jeff or Jarvis right now. No, seriously, someone handed me a job and I thought I'd do something different. I'm here for the ride.
Speaker: I don't, I don't care how we have to do this show. I don't care what's what part of the show is serious and what's not. I think that we figure things like, uh, like on my show along the way. I think that's how that's about the fucking podcast. You watch their first, you watch their first episode and then you see Saturday nights. That's night and day. Well, yeah, but that's a little bit different. It's.
Speaker: It is, but it isn't. We're working out the kinks. This is a whole new dynamic for the show. And I'm not, I'm not bitching at you, Steven. I understand where you're coming from. I understand your mentality and I understand what Chris is saying and I understand what Jeff is saying. I think that this situation is not that serious. I think it just needs to be diffused because I think it's being blown out of proportion.
Speaker: Well, it is. It is. I started fucking up. I shouldn't have taken out on you guys. I fucked up. I tried to get all the because I didn't know how long this segment was going to last. I take, Jeff, I take full responsibility, bro. If you come back, I will give you that apology and we'll squash it. Yes, you can. You can come wherever you want, Jeff. Just make sure you clean it up and make sure it's in Mexico.
Speaker: or not in the United States, I guess it doesn't matter. Welcome to WTF News, everyone. That's news with an N. Have to clarify because some people make logos that are hard to read. And then Kailin will, or the NFL just celebrated their NFL draft, which I was surprised.
Speaker: and Caleb Williams was the first overall pick Cam you walked into a shit show. That's what you walked into Walked into a shit show courtesy of two drama queens I'll be honest those just having a conversation with my wife because she's got some shit going on at work. That's kind of a big deal and She was like has a podcast call. It was like
Speaker: Jeff and Jarvis are being primadontas and they're fighting with each other. I'm trying to keep the peace. I just want to do the goddamn show. Jarvis is contemplating seriously quitting. Oh, I couldn't even get through one segment and I already want to quit. You said NBA playoffs and I was like, let's go Cavs before you can even say anything. And, you know, which
Speaker: You know, in all honesty, compared to what Jeff or, or, or. That's right. It would be more nerve wracking. But again, you know, I was trying to introduce the new show and, and, and, and do the introduction and stuff like that. It was getting interrupted by you guys. I just roll with the punches. That's what we do here. We just roll with the punches. We just keep moving. There's some Disney movie that says something like that. I think it's, I think it's, we'll find an emo. Well, my, my favorite Disney song is let it go.
Speaker: Let it go, you guys. Don't let it hold you back anymore. Mavs and nuts, huh? Actually, the Mavs, believe it or not, are tied with their series 2 to 2 against the LA Clippers. And now Jeff's ignoring me. LA Clippers. I don't watch basketball. You're off and running, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Whoo hoo. Wednesday night show. How'd it go? I need a wobbly stool and six feet of rope. Oh, trust me, I ain't even waiting until the end of the show for that. I typically don't get drunk on Wednesday nights, but I decided to drink a entire bottle of Jack Daniels. I've got a bottle of proper 12 downstairs and some Percocet. Call on Monday and proceed to shove the empty bottle up my ass. And that went better than the show.
Speaker: I feel like the 13 viewers just want to see this show burn. No, it's like I want to burn this segment. You guys don't understand like how much, you know, how much, you know, even Jeff, which says a lot, Jeff hasn't done much promotion show wise since we started it. But even Jeff is getting behind and promoting how the show and sharing the show and Mark and Brian are sharing the show and Jarvis is sharing the network stuff and I'm sharing the network stuff. And, you know, a lot of unfamiliar eyes and stuff and ears are
Speaker: Are coming in and this is this is not what every show is I promise you that to the new people that are coming to it I'm sure some people are here for the drama but you know, there's we've been doing a lot of fucking promoting the last you know week or so and and creating new logos and changing stuff up and you know and everything like that and and You know, it's like
Speaker: Even I've been promoting and I don't do that very like like this is how I wrote a whole notebook worth of pages on how I was going to do this. And the time I wing it is when I fuck up. Yeah, so. No, why? Because I really don't. I really just want to tweet your unibrow. Well, I'd really like to contemplate throwing myself off a cliff right now, but.
Speaker: You'd like to contemplate that or you're contemplating it maybe a little bit of both You can't always get what you want well Steven I'll tell you what Chris is yeah right now. Just go to your segment, please. No my fucking segment I wanted to hear about the goddamn NHL and the goddamn NBA and you
Speaker: Sorry. I'm fine. Steven, I want you to do your segment the way that you want to do it. Well, I was trying to. Well, this is what I'm telling you right now is to do your segment. Start over. Start over. Blank slate.
Speaker: Welcome back to the new show. We have an interesting first half hour more than interesting. It was, we could definitely go back and watch this later and it will be, I'm sure we'll laugh about it, but right now I'm, I'm stressed and I'm getting a headache from it. Steven, do your portion of the show before I blow my goddamn brains out. Trust me, I'm there with you. All right. Seriously. So now going back,
Speaker: In the Western Conference of the first round of the NBA playoffs, the Oklahoma City Thunder swept four to zero the New Orleans Pelicans. I don't know why New Orleans went with the name the Pelicans. I think it is a strange name, but I mean, honestly, in all sports there is.
Speaker: The LA Clippers and the Dallas Mavericks are in game five tonight, which starts at 9pm. I don't know if that's Western time or Eastern time, but their series is tied two to nothing. Hopefully Dallas pulls it off. The Minnesota Timberwolves for one of the only times in their whole history of
Speaker: ever being good, let's be honest, our Minnesota team actually swept the Phoenix Suns four to nothing. Denver beat the cry babies of the Los Angeles Lakers four to one. In the Eastern Conference, fuck, I'm really terrible at this, which game five is now live. The Boston Celtics who have a three to one game lead over the Miami Heat
Speaker: Hopefully, the Heat kind of pull off a win tonight. They need to win two more games in order to force a game seven, which then it's a winner takes all type thing. Cleveland Cavaliers lead a game three to two over the Orlando Magic. Game six will be on the third, which is Friday. Two days to now. Yes, Friday.
Speaker: Yeah, thank you. But if Cleveland wins tonight, then they move on to the conference semifinals. Milwaukee is a game behind the Indiana Pacers three to two. Game six will be tomorrow at 5 .30 PM and the New York Knicks lead the Philadelphia 76ers
Speaker: three to two in games. Game six will be at 8 PM tomorrow night. Uh, over in NHL news, the playoffs, because evidently they're already in the playoffs where the blue jackets will never be probably again in their entire franchise history.
Speaker: Hey, you never know, uh, the first round of the Western conference, Dallas and the Dallas North or the Dallas stars. Why am I saying North stars? Uh, our tie, the series is tied game five is live right now and they play against the Vegas golden Knights, which maybe the Vegas golden Knights actually pull it off. Who knows? Yeah. That team can burn in hell. Which one?
Speaker: the Golden Knights. I hate them more than I hate Pittsburgh, and I fucking hate Pittsburgh. Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker: Colorado Avalanche, I do believe is their hockey team. They ended up winning four games to one against the Winnipeg. Thank you. Thank you. The Vancouver Canucks versus the Nashville Predators. Vancouver leads one game with a three to two advantage. Game six will actually be on May 3rd this Friday. Where's that at?
Speaker: Is that in Nashville or is that in? Or is that in Vancouver? Maybe in Nashville, maybe in Vancouver. I don't know where it started. Point flip. Edmonton Oilers are actually ahead of the. There had two games over the LA. Kings Kings, thank you. And game five will be at 9 PM tonight.
Speaker: Over in the Eastern Conference, you have the New York Rangers sweep the Washington Nationals. Washington Nationals, no. Capitals, Capitals, Capitals. Correct. Yeah, the Washington Capitals. Correct. New York will face off against the Carolina Hurricanes in the conference semifinals. Game one will probably be sometime next week, maybe.
Speaker: The Florida Panthers won the series against the Tampa Bay Lightning four games to one. And the Boston Bruins are three games to two against the Toronto Maple Leafs. Game six will be tomorrow at 7 p .m. We're gonna skip soccer because honestly, let's be honest, no one in America cares.
Speaker: Motorsports. Let's go with motorsports. Yes. Red Bull announced that Adrian Newey leaves the F1 team and will shift his focus to the Red Bull hypercar. The NASCAR qualifying order for the Cup Series at Kansas and May is already set. Formula One tweaks rules ahead of Miami Grand Prix.
Speaker: And can Leah Block be the first United States women driver in Formula One? I thought there was a women driver in Formula One. Evidently, I learned something new today. And United States Congress sticking their nose demanding answers on the Andretti Formula One team bid, which again, don't know why. So yeah, that is sports.
Speaker: Sorry, sorry, Steven. No, you're good. I love you. You're good. I love you. I don't want. Yeah, I know. I know that baseball is the Nationals. Sorry. Yeah, no, Washington. Those are caps. Sorry. No, see, that was interesting to me. That was interesting to me. I don't get to hear about hockey ever, but listening to you botch botch hockey teams is kind of fun.
Speaker: And anyone that is in radio that is listening, I am sorry. But, um, cool. Well, I, Chris is on the phone. I hope with Jeff, but now he's off, but that was well done. It's just, I'm going to host a podcast. I'm going to create a podcast network. I'm going to put a bunch of people together and create a whole bunch of new shows. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of goddamn work.
Speaker: Who said that? Did you say that? Yes. You think dummy? I could have told you that it was going to be a lot of work. It's going to be great. Why do you think I'm the universal co -host?
Speaker: Jeff should, Jeff should hopefully, uh, be back here in a few minutes. I was on the phone with Jeff. I didn't hear what Jarvis said or anything like that, but I can't. It's okay. I diamond. I dynamited. So I can't. Well, I'm trying to fix problems. All right. I'm trying to put out fires that I didn't start. God damn it. I fucking literally said, I will apologize. Don't get us in trouble with Billy Joel. Yeah, Connor.
Speaker: since the earth's been turned out and host a show and everything else i honestly i didn't hear what you said but i you know i do know like first and foremost you didn't even mention uh in a couple months and we have plenty of opportunities but the build -ups happening
Speaker: You didn't even mention Conor McGregor making his big return to the UFC here coming up real soon. I think next weekend, this weekend. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, it's the four. He hasn't fought in, I don't know how many years, not only that, but breaking big news came out. And since we're still on sports, I can add my two cents. Uh, the, uh, Tyson Paul fight is now.
Speaker: Sanction as a proof. It is not an exhibition fight and it will go and it will go under their permanent record as a professional boxer And I think that changes the game up quite a bit now because everybody thought this is Tyson's gonna take a payday It's rigged. It's an exhibition fight you know now the piss out of him
Speaker: You know and and it changes the game up, you know, yes Logan Paul is what 30 years younger than Tyson something like that almost 30 years younger, but yeah all watch the We've all watched the videos of Tyson training and and and whatnot. He's still got it He's still a jackson of a bitch Yeah, the shit. Yeah
Speaker: The shit is is real now, but shit is real between Tyson and Paul And I guess when that news broke Vegas went fuck wild Because it completely changed the game in the betting world Because now everybody's like Maybe Tyson's gonna take this a little bit more serious than we thought he was So I still stand by my prediction
Speaker: Tyson's going to turn Paul into a fucking vegetable. And I hope he does. I really do. And is it is it Jake or is it Logan? It's Paul. No, Jake, Jake, sorry. Yeah. Jake's the younger one who's who's a little more fit. Logan's the older one who's more so than the like the podcast and he's got the prime energy drink and all that shit. Well, Logan's also Logan's a wrestler in the WWE. Yeah, that's right. That's right. He's he's currently the United States champion and he's actually
Speaker: The only one that's left over from the Vince McMahon era, that's still champion. Yeah, I got to give the kid credit. He's actually, he's actually a solid performer. He's great in the ring to watch. He's good on the mic. He's obnoxious as shit, but he's a heel. He's a bad guy. He's meant to be, you know, hated.
Speaker: But surprisingly, the kid is really good. And he's he's he's not just doing it just to do it. He's actually he wants to be a legitimate wrestler, you know, a sports entertainer, I guess you could say. He does take it legitimately serious, but with the whole thing, with the whole Tyson thing. Now, is this the is this boxing trying to shift focus on their God awful management of the sport of boxing? Or is this them trying to say, hey, maybe
Speaker: Maybe this is what people want to see. I mean, honestly, to have it be a rigged fight, and that's what it was going to be at first. We all knew that Mike Tyson was going to get in a few shots. Jake was going to get in a few shots. Well, now with this, I think Tyson knocks him out right away. I mean, I think Tyson is going to beat the other 11 fucking breaks off of him if this is a sanctioned fight.
Speaker: And I don't know if it's today, but it has been 30 days or 30 days. Jesus fucking correct. Maybe I should get fired. Uh, 30 years to the, not to the day, but 30 years ago, uh, Siena died. Who race, race car driver, Anton Siena, formula one, formula one.
Speaker: To answer your, your question, Benji, uh, the fight is July 20th. Uh, and I believe that it is on Netflix. That's what we said originally that it was on Netflix. So, um, I think it's gonna, you know, the game got changed up, man. Uh, and those brothers are, I'm pretty sure those are already billionaires at this point. If not, they're pretty goddamn close.
Speaker: Not bad for a couple boys out of Cleveland But man, I really hope Tyson just rocks his fucking rocks his fucking world because
Speaker: I don't think Logan hasn't done anything or not Logan. Jake hasn't done anything in my opinion to solidify himself as an actual boxer or a good boxer. He's fought a bunch of former athletes. He's bought a bunch of former UFC guys. And it's come out that, that, that basically without saying so those rigs were off or those fights were all rigged.
Speaker: We're all like they were money grabs. They were they were exhibition matches They were money grabs and and and that's all it was at the end of the day So, you know, this is gonna be in my opinion, even though it's Tyson and Tyson hasn't had a fight since 2000 Sanctions now it was 2001 I think was his last
Speaker: The rules are as they're going to be eight two minute rounds with 14 ounce gloves. Yeah. And the outcome will reflect on their pro records.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So it's going to be it's going to be an interesting fight. It's one that, you know, me as I used to love boxing back in the day. You know, there's been very few fights over the last few years. I love the Wilder.
Speaker: Tyson fights. Um, you know, those have been some great fights between the two of them. Tyson Fury and, uh, and Dante Wilder. Uh, those are just two big monsters that I couldn't find. I couldn't believe they found a ring to fit them both in. Um, but there hasn't been a lot of good fights, man. And I think that this is.
Speaker: You know, maybe boxes attempt to doing something to get your attention. I don't know what they're doing, but it's going to be one that I'm going to. I'm going to try to tune in for. And yes, it will be streamed globally on Netflix. I'm surprised Texas is the one that's putting it up at the AT &T Stadium. Yep, wow. I mean, they're the Cowboys haven't been doing shit there, so let's have a real sport be there.
Speaker: You know what I can't I can't disagree with you there binge technical difficulties. He wasn't popping up. I can agree with you 100%. He want to put me in a exhibition fight and pay me $20 million. All right, where do I sign? I know I'm not getting punched in the face that hard. For real.
Speaker: Oh, she might haul off and throw a random left handed haymaker and take your fucking head off, but it was my bad. We might have to watch Tyson's new TikTok. Oh, I'm the one. You still want to mess with me, Palti, son. On the subject of the Paul brothers, this reminded me of crime.
Speaker: And I don't know if you guys have heard, this is apparently not brand new news, but this did start in April. Prime Hydration LLC was sued on April 8th in the Southern District of New York over misleading deceptive practices regarding their 12 -ounce energy drinks containing between 250 and 225 milligrams of caffeine as opposed to the adverse advertised 200 milligrams according to the class action lawsuit.
Speaker: There are also possible other inconsistencies along with their nutrition facts and ingredient list. So Paul, Paul Brothers getting in some fucking trouble over that. Are both Paul brothers linked up with with Prime or is it just Logan's thing? So so yeah, so this actually says it right here is the YouTubers Logan Paul and KSI founded Prime. I was in there with them.
Speaker: Yeah. So it's kind of crazy. I don't, I don't hate KSI. I don't hate Logan. I do hate Jake. Jake's. I hate Jake for the fucking passion. You mean you still like Logan after what he did in the suicide forest over in Japan? Oh, Jake, Jake did the same fucking shit. They were obnoxious. They were obnoxious as hell in Japan. Have you seen that fucking videos? They got in big fucking trouble for that shit. But yeah, so that see, and this is where,
Speaker: I don't want to bring it up again. But I would prefer, and I'm just going to say this to precursor it, I would prefer if my new stories were followed by chatter and having some good words are hard. Conversations, not the right word, but that's essentially what I'd like to have is some actual feedback from you guys rather than me just running
Speaker: News cuz all I'll do is sit here and fucking read news stories all goddamn day But yeah, I think it's kind of fucking wild Don't mean to change the subject but And now it's fucking quiet and glitz texting Jeff to get his pussy ass back here sir, puss wall. Oh My god Jeffrey
Speaker: Jeffrey Cain Chappell. Get your ass. Stephen, how other than other than how this last hour has gone, how have you been, buddy? I want to jump off a fucking bridge. I feel that big dog. What's going on? Like I literally like I I've been sitting here all goddamn day, writing out a script on how I was going to do tonight's show. That was your first mistake. Yeah.
Speaker: Pretty much. Jesus, Connor, fire engines. Oh, I was about to be like, what the frickin national, uh, not national guard, the national police force over there decided to fucking go rogue now. No, we've got, uh, we live in the historic district or well, right outside the historic district and downtown. So we've, we have a lot of cops. We got a lot of fire engines that run by a lot. So.
Speaker: Not always the greatest area and sleep is hard to come by. But yes, if you're a fucking like apparently lesson learned when when Jarvis speaks, everybody shut the fuck up. But when the rest of us will continue to go for our reactions like we've always had on the shows, we will all bow down to his royal highness, Jarvis. We're not worthy. We are worms.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: again. Okay. I shouldn't have said anything. I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Shut the **** up. Seriously. And I told you that we still are not going to take this super seriously. Shut up. We're just going to have fun and do fun news. I don't. Hey, asshole. It's my show. It's my network. You shut up. Don't ask questions. I just let you live in my world. I let you live in it, Connor.
Speaker: Wait, is that, is that a, is that beer or is that a bottle of wine? The bottle of wine is the only thing I had in the fridge.
Speaker: I didn't want to go outside of the store. The newest member of the Aryan Brotherhood, apparently, is fucking fancy, too. Make sure you lift your pinky up when you drink your wine there, Sunshine. I don't know what you're laughing about, Hitler. Not terrible. Not terrible. It's not my fault that you suck at making logos. I'm curious to see is what you bring up on Saturday. So, so Jeff, I do owe you an apology.
Speaker: I, I, you won as well. No, no, you don't. You don't. I, I did fuck up. I took it way too serious. I shouldn't have. Should I do this? No. And to answer your, and to answer your question, I do not know why they call themselves the pelicans. No, no, no. That was not my question. My question was I've never heard of that team. Where are they from? New Orleans. Okay. See, that's, that was it. That's all I needed. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm sorry. We had two rage quits in five minutes. It was crazy. Hence the wine. I'm about to go downstairs and grab my bottle of 12 and fucking just start chugging. Like I told my wife, I may start drinking. I, you know, I agree. It's been a year since I drank. I figured it's time. Start drinking. I don't know. Do some LSD, some I've been sober for a little over a year.
Speaker: The last time I had a drink, I gave Chris Glick a call. Ironically, you guys just got off the phone. I would like to say, and I think you guys should praise me for this. I fell off the wagon tonight, don't praise me for that, but I was successfully sober and clean for all of four days.
Speaker: I too. I'm incredibly humble on the wagon after tonight and and and I'll stay sober for at least another two to three days. Alright, fried mushrooms are fried pickles boys. Pickles no shrooms. Shrooms shrooms. Yeah, get both just half and half it **** it. You only live once brother get both. Yeah, it's only money **** the
Speaker: I texted my wife, was it both? Yellow? I do not. I do not. Alyssa's the alcoholic. See, I had, after I got back from Estonia, where I didn't drink for over a year and a half, and my brother came down to visit and he was like, why the fuck aren't you drinking? What do you sell a bit? What's going on?
Speaker: I wasn't broke, I just, oh, and breaking news. You asshole said Saturday night, good kid, do a show without drinking. All of you know, I didn't have a single drink of alcohol on Monday and I did an entire show. And Steven and I just said, yeah, we'll see about that.
Speaker: I did Monday. No, right now, we before the show, we're like, yeah, we're going to get him drunk behind the scenes. Me and Jeff are like, we're going to get this fucker. We've been behind the scenes. It's totally planned. It's totally planned. Let me let me pull the curtain back before the fucking show started. I was listening to these assholes argue about slavery. Don't let me into that. Don't let me into that. I'll die. Okay.
Speaker: To be fair, we were both slightly wrong. We were both slightly wrong. We were both slightly wrong. Unlike some other previous cohorts, Steven was way wrong. Steven wasn't like left field. I was like at second base. Well, hey, if you're going to go the nuclear option, why not? I mean, I'm already at a point where I may jump off a bridge.
Speaker: Please don't actually do that. That would that would make me very sad. If you do, I've dealt with a line to request if you do. Did you just say to request to someone that.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, there's a method to my madness. There's three requests. A, record it. B, do it in the nude. And C, make sure you spread your legs so you get that fucking enema right up your ass and it just tears everything apart. And we get to show, and then we get to show it on the show. It's gonna be great for ratings. And if you can, do it live.
Speaker: Should I also say that, you know, Glick is the champ before I do it, too? I mean, I was going to do that, but I will. I'll use the entire video if you feel the video. No, I need to acknowledge me as your champion before you do that. Then, you know, that's that's totally up to you. If you do that, I will kill myself just so I can come to the afterlife and beat your ass. Just like you keep saying that, but yet no one has reported a stream.
Speaker: I can see it, but I've jumped off a bridge a lot in my life. Yeah, after school to the Cocosian River and jump off a bridge. I was actually throwing out that bridge one time. You can jump off lots of cliffs there. So Rico. So if people want to report the screen for us talking about jumping off a bridge, by all means, go ahead.
Speaker: I've learned anything about unaliving themselves. It just said jumping off of the bridge. I just heard about wobbly stools and ropes for years. I just had a request. I want him to go record it, do it live, do it in the nude and make sure he spreads his legs so he gets that powerful water in a mother that shoots out of his fucking mouth. And when he does live because he's not killing himself, when he does live, he can just do the whole fucking stevo thing where he shoots water out of his ass.
Speaker: I mean, we've done worse on this show. I actually, actually premeditated had this ready. Wait, that's the line. I felt like the early discussions and Snapchat should have been the line.
Speaker: see you guys talk more than little girls all day long you have a private snapchat for a reason uh i'm just saying i'm just your whore mouth time for break oh look at that oh man it's uh wow would you look at this yeah god oh boy oh
Speaker: Uh, I can give you another drink before I start my fucking section. Oh my god. Uh, let me see. How do I, all right. Now I'm going to finish what I was doing before drama queen number one and drama queen number two had their, their,
Speaker: The little dispute here. I can be anything I want. Exactly. You can be replaced too.
Speaker: I mean, go ahead. Clearly, Jeff can't be replaced because he leaves the entire shots like, where's Jeff? Click, bring him back. Bring back Jeff. I'm like, what do you want me to do about it? Fly to Cancun? I don't even have a headlock. Turn his computer on. Well, you guys, even at gunpoint, why can't you do it to me, you bitch? Well, because if I leave the house and he's no longer at gunpoint. I mean, I mean, honestly, if you planned it out better, you could tell Nicky to be like, hey, see this gun pointed at Jarvis.
Speaker: I mean, I guess I could stuff him in the carry -on luggage and put him in the rack above. I mean, I know where Steven is at. And I've got to go. We can make this work. Alyssa said, I'd pay to see that. You're going to be on the goddamn show whether you like it or not.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: That would be it, too. Glick would put like fucking big words in there. I'd be like, Glick, no one's going to believe that you made me say this. Is that an end? You got really shitty penmanship. I'm just saying. Is that another is that another word? Yeah. Anyways, let's. But no, Jeff. Jeff, I am. I do apologize. I get it. I get it, buddy.
Speaker: Let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's
Speaker: or Steven just next week. Just have fun. Relax. Be prepared for questions. Be prepared for chatter. Jeff, we all, we have to understand people have to understand sports guy, uh, sports guy, Jerry Vichy.
Speaker: not everybody knows anything is about sports. So Jeff's going to ask and you know, you and I and other people who watch sports are probably, I'm probably going to think that Jeff's going to ask a question that sounds really dumb because to us, it's really dumb, but it's kind of like if I'm in Jeff's garage and he's talking about a triple charge turbo, 17 barrel intake, three stack story super engine. And I'm like, Jeff,
Speaker: What does that even mean? And then he's like, Hey, Alyssa, where's the alcohol at? I think I may try and I'll drink my dad. Because to Jeff, that's a stupid fucking question. But to me, it's like, I don't know. So like I said, when you talk sports to people, we don't know anything about sports or like Jeff will talk politics and I'll ask stupid fucking questions. Well, I just asked stupid fucking questions just to derail him, but that's beside the point.
Speaker: It doesn't work though, does it? Sometimes it does. Connor, are you reading, are you reading your signed copy of Mein Kampf again? Oh, Jesus.
Speaker: But anyways, we're gonna take a real quick break. We're gonna put the first hour behind us. I'm curious to know what Connor has in store for us. I'm curious to know what Jeff has in store for us. Connor might not come back. I've got a couple little things. It's a learning curve, ladies and gentlemen. Before we go to break, to our liquid IV drinkers out there,
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Speaker: Give us a like. Let us know you're watching. Don't be shy. Chatter's box has been getting a little rambunctious over there. We got a little behind. Sorry about that. Hold it out. Hold it now. Let it go. Trying to look like me. Jeff says Rocky. Yes, please. It's not supposed to be serious. We're just having fun. We're hanging out. It's all good. Don't feel bad, Jeff. I was asking a question.
Speaker: Benji started the pot. I thought that's probably why he was able to cash. Yeah, I don't know. I thought he was in here. He was and then he left again. Where's he at? In the brown apartment. We have to go nine o 'clock. All right. Peter Knapp in the building. Not Peter in the building. What's going on with you, buddy? Hands of seeds in the building. The worst thing about having a fly in the house is you know he's been doing some doo -doo outside. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Speaker: How you doing hands? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred is awesome. That was a fun interview. Uh, you really want that guy to be your brother? I'm the one plus double -edged sword, double -edged sword. Allegedly. He's a member of a group that likes to wear sheets on their heads and
Speaker: like have cookouts around crosses. I don't know. I'm just saying you can provide proof. I don't believe it. Uh, yes. Hands of hands, a hand of seeds. I promise you Lord will. And if I ever get a big fat contract and I'm on a major show or I have my own major show, I'm taking all these assholes with me. Uh, all the differences.
Speaker: That way we can rage quit live on a big one. Yeah, the only difference is we're a part of a major collaborative. And if they rage quit or act out of pocket and the organization says, you got an ex -nay, old Hitler junior, it's out of my control.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, no, I absolutely a hundred percent. I ain't changing money. Ain't going to change me. I'm going to be the same old. I'm good as, as genuine once said, I'm going to be the same old G. And I can feel that because he's genuine and I'm good. Saturday night. But anyways, welcome back to what the fuck news. It is a brand new show, brand new name show. Uh, shout out to the shatters box. Appreciate y 'all being here.
Speaker: If you're watching live over on X, don't forget we are live on Facebook and YouTube. You guys can jump over and get in the chatters box as well. If you're already watching on Facebook and YouTube, please don't be scared to jump into the chatters box. That's why it's there. We want you guys to conversate with us now. Don't even don't don't. I swear to God, Connor. I'm just going to ask you a question.
Speaker: Sorry, I'm just gonna ask a question I was gonna ask. Sorry, we're gonna continue the show. What do you, sir, have going on in current events? What's going on in your world, man? What's the current events with Connor, ladies and gentlemen? I don't mind that. I don't mind that. Little CEC, current events Connor.
Speaker: It's better than CWC. I'm just saying. That sounds highly sexual. CWCC, cry, wank, cry, Connor. But tonight, we actually had, so I'll start off with some personal news. It's nothing bad. But this morning, I apparently didn't wake up to it. But this morning, my wife had to get ready for work really early and leave the house at like 5 AM because she had to go to something.
Speaker: But anyway, uh, as she was going down our 5 ,000 stairs, I was not the one who fell down the stairs first in this house. No, no, no, no, no. She fell down the motherfucking stairs and now her knees all fucking swollen. So I'm kind of nervous because she's already torn that ACL twice. So how is this good news?
Speaker: It's not good news. It's just not bad news. It's all a win. It's a win for him. It's a win in my book. I am not the first to fall. So fuck all of these able -bodied players. So I lost that bet. Connor needs a newscast theme song. I agree, Lee. But anyhow. There are apps out there, sir. Build it.
Speaker: See, but here's, here's the thing. We'll go, we'll go to my next portion of this new sec segment. To caveat off with that, Rocky, actually about the caveat to caveat off that Jeff, put it on my tab, brother. That gets longer and longer.
Speaker: I don't do those things. No, no, no. I pay other people to do them for me because I don't have the time, energy, or mental capacity to do them myself. Let me guess, the check's in the mail. Yeah, the check will always be in the mail.
Speaker: don't ever cash it. I'm waiting on the deck myself because it's all I really think. So so that that brings us to our first news of the day which has to do with this show and I'll announce it for everybody here on Saturday this Saturday and correct me if I'm wrong and you guys need more time. You're wrong. But but I think.
Speaker: Point to this story sorry on Saturday night, we will be showing the logo The the logos for the logo off which I'm not sure if Chris has even started. I already got mine built. Yeah Yeah, dude, I gotta be 100 % honest with you. I totally fucking forgot I
Speaker: I knew he would. Do you, do you want, do you want more time? I'll see what I can do. I think he's conceding. No, I'm not conceding. No. Yeah. I, I can't. Conceded. I meant conceited. I am conceited. I, I, I honestly, yes. I, I honestly, I totally fucking forgot about it with, uh, for years.
Speaker: But anyway, uh, no, so I totally fucking forgot about it. I'll try to come up with something my Saturday. Uh, I'm sorry, a little, a little busy. Uh, work life. Uh, last night I was hoping to join Jeff. Uh, I forgot my daughter at a band concert. So I was there. Uh, and then, and then also the, the, the.
Speaker: the network and rebranding this show and everything that's coming along with the promotions of everything and creating new logos and everything else. Graduation is literally only a few weeks away right now at this point. So all the last minute graduation, I totally forgot about it, but I'll see if I can throw something together. I need to know what you need. Message me tomorrow or something. Let me know what you're looking for. I've already sent it to you, but I'll send it to you again.
Speaker: So, uh, the news is that on maybe not this Saturday, we might push it to the next Saturday. We'll see what Chris does or does not come up with, but our own Glick, the champ and Jeff are having a logo off for my gunsmithing business. We're having a one off a logo off. Yeah.
Speaker: that's not a logo. That's the best logo competition. Don't be so hard, Jeff. They're going to they're going to logo all over each other. Who's your logo daddy? Who's your fucking logo daddy? Wait, wait, wait. It's getting hard now. I'm ready. Just give it a little give it a little flick. Don't get me started on nipples, Jeff. I found you, sir, the nipple king.
Speaker: So they're going to have a logo competition for my up and coming gunsmithing business. I'm still, I'm still working on a lot of the paperwork for getting my LLC paperwork done and getting my federal fire lips license through the ATF. This is a whole new stuff. It only takes like 45 minutes. Yeah. That one's, that one's not a big deal. You just got to wait on stuff to come back from the state of Indiana because I'm downtown. So I have to deal with a lot of,
Speaker: I have to deal with a lot of, uh, I was going to say, I have two LLCs. What is it? Sectioning section, section, whatever. You know what I'm trying to say, but anyhow, uh, folk care group, gunsmiths, and firearm repairs. We'll have its official logo here. Hopefully within the next week, week and a half. Um, we are going to unveil the two logos. Glick is going to make one. Jeff is going to make one. And then we'll post it on all this.
Speaker: It'll be posted on the social medias. It will be shown on the show. Uh, it'll be on, I don't know if Blake's going to put it on his personal or if it's just going to be on the show. It will be on my personal Facebook page and then I'm going to create a business one. We'll, we'll, we'll put them side by side. Uh, nobody will know whose is whose we're not going to, uh, uh, it'll be obvious. Mine will be the winning one. Play that now. No. Um, but, uh, we'll see Jeff's it's actually really good.
Speaker: We'll throw them up on the network socials, and then you can throw it up on yours, Connor, and kind of go. Oh, the winner. That way they're not so spread dated and it's hard as fuck to try to track down comments or likes or whatever. So yeah, we'll kind of go from there, see what happens. Yeah. So that's the first thing is that they answer.
Speaker: You can never go wrong with 308 you can never go wrong with 308 you will never not drop a deer with 308 Agreed period dot Really? It'll stuff a deer. It'll stuff a bear or at least piss it off Well, you know, you know what also no never fails to drop a deer a 50 caliber bear
Speaker: Yes. It's what the old seal say is saying, you know, never, never shoot a high caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Yeah. So it depends on what you're shooting, but I guess I really, I understand prices and stuff. You know, I won't get into gunsmithing and firearm stuff to sit here and fucking talk. But.
Speaker: That is the news for the show. When we get into today's current events, we have some slightly political news, but more so just, I mean, I guess it is kind of technically political news. I don't mean to interrupt you, but if you'll allow me.
Speaker: I did. I did create a logo. I would like to go ahead and. If it's anti -Semitic, I'm going to I'm going to fucking. I would like to commit my my entry right now for the world to see. I think this would be what Connor should go with. I don't see anything. Connor, be abused.
Speaker: I win. Jeff. Now, Jeff, I'm in conceding. I give up. I actually I actually did a little bit of work on it. I already built mine. I have a couple of variations. Connor and I discussed colors and and I think I kind of nailed it, sir.
Speaker: Yes, I really like Jeff's I won't talk too much about it. It's The big thing that I'm looking for in the logo is gonna be somewhat professional and something that's not that's not super fucking cliche. I Hate that every firearms store and gunsmith has this fucking you know, America you firearms guns guns guns guns and
Speaker: You know, there's literally a store on the way from Evansville to Vincennes. That's the name of the store is called guns. Yeah.
Speaker: I just want it to be different. I want it to be slightly unique, but still get across the point. And I want to be able to hand out my business card and be proud of the business card I hand them and not go, Oh, this logo is a bit of a joke. Because there are a lot of people, especially in downtown, which is where I live at, I'm going to be doing a lot of my work.
Speaker: There are a lot of people downtown that have a fuck ton of money in there, very professional people. And they don't want just anybody working on their guns. So it's really important to me to have that aspect of professionalism in the local guns are for everybody. So, so outside of your, your current event and Rocky, you're in, I didn't plan on having a weather man, but now we do, you're in, let us know when you have the wig and the mustache.
Speaker: So again, and this is more on the political side Donald Trump returned briefly to the campaign trail on Wednesday
Speaker: and he after and he called the oh my god I feel like Steven Jarvis right now returned briefly to the campaign trail on Wednesday and called the judge presiding over his hush money trial crooked and a day after he was held in contempt for court and threatened with jail time for violating the gag order yeah the gag order thing is bullshit for those of you who don't know what a gag order is because when I first saw this I was like
Speaker: For those of you who don't know what a gag order is, it's essentially saying that you can't speak about the trial outside of the trial, or you can be held in contempt. You can be given jail time and a retarded fine.
Speaker: Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing with that and not to go off a huge standard. No, please. Everybody is going to be talking about this. So why? Like Letitia James, who's bringing this fucking bullshit, can talk about all she wants, but Trump can't. Seems a little bit one sided to me. It's like, it's like, it's like, uh, um,
Speaker: It's a look, but don't touch kind of thing and touch, but don't, don't taste and, you know, taste, but don't, don't swallow, you know, what the fuck, you know, make up exactly what I thought. Yeah, gag order. Yeah. When I first read it, I was like, fuck is a gag order. Well, I'm not jumping on the, I'm not jumping on the, uh, let's everybody stick up for Donald Trump wagon, but here's the thing.
Speaker: uh where have you been the last six seven years it's been it's all been one -sided it's you know you know the other side doing everything in their fucking power to try to to railroad this guy a hundred you know and and then
Speaker: Well, you know, but then all his issues with his son and whatnot and what's going on in that side, they're like, yeah, we'll sweep it under the rug. Like they made a whole big deal about having top secret documents at Mar -a -Lago.
Speaker: But then you find the same shit at Biden's house from when he was vice president. It's like, which is what it goes away. Right. And here's my problem. The problem with this, this whole trial that Trump is going through, it sets precedent, which means if they want to, they can put this on you the next time you're in court where they can be like, we're going to one side the shit out of this and you're going to get a buck because there's precedent.
Speaker: I cannot wait. I'm not trying to start a huge political debate here because I think everybody who has watched this show understands where most of us in this panel sit when it comes to the sides of the aisle and where we lean, et cetera, et cetera. But what the big news for me is the big news to me, and I don't believe that for a second,
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: But we all know Trump's antics and his weakness is his fucking mouth and what he says. Yeah, exactly. Click Twitter fingers mouth. Here's the thing, though. Here's the thing, though. I mean, if I don't agree with everything Trump says, I'll be the first to say it. Yeah. But but at the end of the day, the dude lays it on the line.
Speaker: The only thing stopping this fucking bullshit that and I'm already tips of Jesus Christ. I'm I'm over. I'm literally over half through this bottle. See what you did, Stephen. I blame Stephen for my my drunkenness. But but it comes down to it's it's. It's. I need Trump. Yeah, no, but.
Speaker: look over here don't look what we're doing over here did he just fucking rage quit i don't know where he's going he might be having issues he looked he looked like he was he had something something he he like got up for a second he was having he was having issues monday night i thought you fucking rigged quit you bitch yeah his mic's not working how your mic's not working his headset back
Speaker: Save the umpire I always I always forget to charge up my fucking headphones Which is why I sit here with like seven fucking chords attached to my goddamn computer III. I Honestly hate the Bluetooth headset. Hi Nikki. I had one for a while I guess I'm gonna fuck myself and it was it would last 10 hours and Then I put it on charge for like 12
Speaker: which is why I got rid of it. So I run a court. I love that Steven just threw his microphone across the room. I thought he was going to get up and grab a whole new headset. He just got up and grabbed his fucking legs for the day. He's like, I got to go get it. I threw it. Now I got to go get the fucking thing. God damn it. That's that's the worst part about I've got like the worst anger issues sometimes. And I can't take it out on my kids and my family because then I'll go to jail. So I throw shit.
Speaker: Then I just try not I just try not to hit people and then I'm like, now I gotta take it all up. I told you below the myth above the waist. Use a phone book. Yeah. All right. Well, here's my voice over there like he's not wrong. He's not wrong. I agree with everything I say. What you just said actually brings up something interesting to me.
Speaker: When you lose your temper, obviously you don't take it out on the family. What do you do to cope? What do you do to cope? Lots of things. I genuinely was upset earlier because I was trying so hard to keep the peace. And I was trying to I was trying to calm down my brain because we kept going back to that same thing. And you saw me pick up my fucking guitar because it's just it takes my mind away from it. My big my big thing is I try my hardest to do that deep breathing shit. And unless I have a cigarette in my hand, it doesn't work.
Speaker: Uh, but speak for yourself, buddy. I'm not, I don't judge. Let me tell you about my friend. So, so, so outside of the Trump world, what else you got in, in, in, in current events tonight for, she got anything else? Absolutely. Yes. So big one, big one for me. Um,
Speaker: maybe not so much for any of you guys. I don't know who does and does not indulge. But the attorney general is moving to reclassify marijuana as a Schedule three instead of a Schedule one drug. OK, that is that's a huge fucking thing. It means. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker: Schedules what what's the scheduling scale? Basically, it's a lesser offense schedule one is like though So it's a bad thing. You're a bad boy. That's why we have that's why so many people are locked up on Marijuana charges and they're doing 20 fucking years because they had two joints in their fucking car Thank you Harris, by the way
Speaker: What it does is it makes marijuana federally legal for medical use, which is a huge fucking deal because then states will follow federal as usual. How does that even apply for states like California, Colorado, Ohio? I think the entire west coast is all recreational at this point.
Speaker: So even in recreational states, you're only allowed to have so much in your vehicle or so much on your person. Exactly. Exactly. But like you said, it lessers the crime if there were to be one. It should have never been as big of a deal as it was to be. Right. I mean, we could get to the fucking history of why marijuana is illegal. Yeah. So if anyone has
Speaker: like fucking lawn clippings in their fucking car. We should automatically fucking, cause that's pretty much what weed is. It comes from the ground. Well, the, the, the big thing that people used to get in trouble for was, uh, because obviously it was, obviously it was illegals considered a schedule one, one drug. If you had a certain amount in your car, you were considered to have too much. And you had, if you had quote intent to distribute, which they could throw on just about anything.
Speaker: Hit with intent to distribute. If you've got a fucking pound of marijuana in your car, you just kind of, you've got way too much fucking weed. And that's what they can hit you with. They're not going to hit you with intent to distribute. Personal use. It goes from 25 years down to like a year or a fine or something like that. And again, you know, marijuana is already being legalized throughout a lot of the States at the state level, which is awesome in my opinion.
Speaker: and then it became a huge fucking thing
Speaker: In that where it becomes foggy like even even there was a show on On I believe it was Netflix. It was called Kathy Bates was in it. What's the fucking show? Oh the one that she does Yeah genius show and it got cancelled but it was like I
Speaker: you know, locally, they were good, but federally, they can be shut down at any second. And and I'm sorry, but is weed really? Exactly. Exactly.
Speaker: The drugs are bad. That's been the big thing over the last couple of years is because it's still been considered a schedule one narcotic or whatever or a schedule one drug is they were really going after the people that had quote intent to distribute. But the problem is if you had more than honestly a very small amount with you,
Speaker: then it was considered that you had an intent to distribute because if you have more than a certain amount, why else would you have that much? And so they can slap that shit on whoever they want. Exactly. Yeah. So the good thing is, well, the good thing for me personally, because I do indulge in it. I use marijuana and THC. I always say propane.
Speaker: I use it for pain. I use it for my anxiety. I use it to help me kind of calm down. That's one of my coping mechanisms. Okay. So, so I'm tipsy as fuck and I'm going to throw it out there. My wife is it for her cancer. My wife has cancer and she has ovarian cancer and she, she is almost cancer free because of weed because of weed.
Speaker: She is almost cancer free. We're not, we're not doctors here and I'm pretty sure that weed is not the cure for cancer. However, however, it is additionally, weed does have a lot
Speaker: Uh, the, the weed, the devil's lettuce. I was about to say that the marriage won. It does have a lot of medicinal uses to it. Um, it, you know, it for, for cancer patients who are going through, uh,
Speaker: It helps them with their violent, it gives them a, an appetite because you don't eat when you're going through chemo. Um, I've told you guys before, we've had this conversation.
Speaker: uh in previous shows we've had this more than once but uh you know Parkinson's what is it Parkinson's that Michael J Fox has that was that gentleman and I saw this video years ago he he was eight literally literally just like this and he couldn't do anything he smoked one joint in five minutes after smoking it he was relaxed his hands were I mean he was high as hell but
Speaker: He was able to have function in his hands. He went and made himself a sandwich because he got the munchies, things that he couldn't do. And so medicinally, and I've said this for years, I'm 100 % on board for it medicinally, recreationally.
Speaker: It's great for the States. Once they regulate it and start taxing it, you know, it's, it's, it's great. Well, that's the only reason it's becoming fully recreational. Tax on marijuana in Illinois is over 40%. And that's, you want to talk about saving the country. The tax on weed here in Mexico, it is not considered, uh, legal in Cancun. It is.
Speaker: but like I can go to weed shop and buy weed. And the tax, the tax is 50%. So what used to cost me 10 bucks, cost me 20, but I'm contributing to the tax. You're contributing to the betterment of your community. Agreed. And I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it at all. I'm hammered.
Speaker: And I could talk all day about the medical benefits that I have had personally with marijuana. When it comes to my pain, it does something with my fucking nerve pain. My biggest issue is my legs, right? I had that surgery back last year, and it tore up the nerves in my spinal cord. And it like fucking turns it off.
Speaker: I will be. I'll be having a fucking terrible day, and there is there's a certain amount. You're cut. There's actually sorry, I didn't say that right. You're a fucking cunt. You're a cunt.
Speaker: But there's a certain amount that I take. And once I get to a certain point, it's it's not so much that the pain isn't there. It's like it's dialed down so much to the point where I can actually get around and I don't feel like I need my cane. And I'm going to say I can get around. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You use the cane day to day. Because he's fucking old, bro. He's younger than him. I want to say.
Speaker: Jesus Christ you fucking fetus. Here's the thing I my Condition changed my life. Yeah Marrow marijuana has and it's funny because my VA doctor gave me shit for using marijuana and I told her everything that I used it for and why it helped me so much and she got off my case and
Speaker: Because the amount of pain that I go through, it varies. What's the alternative? Yeah, exactly. The alternative is Percocet. Percocet and all the nasty shit that'll kill you. I love my pain management doctor because he's busting his ass to try and get me certain things to help me. But I don't want to be a pill head. I've got three kids in a fucking white.
Speaker: I think marijuana. I think I go outside. I smoke some pot. I'm good for the next two hours. Right. And I don't have to use my cane to get around. The nerve pain that comes along with what happened with what's going on with my back is is absolutely fucking miserable. I'm going to customize your pain, buddy. I will. I will absolutely use it. I've been begging my wife for a unique, more
Speaker: My brain is fucking With he's gonna make it live on Tuesday. Yeah, but it The pain is debilitating and what it does Chronic pain will mess with your brain Change the chemistry of your brain how you see the world everything becomes darker and gloomier and here's my thing So the other day because I'm 40 almost 45 years old
Speaker: I woke up the other day and I had a pain on my back because I slept wrong. Because sleeping normally, God forbid. I had a pain that felt like somebody had a gun barrel in my fucking belt. Yeah. A gun barrel what? In my back. It felt like somebody had a gun barrel in between my shoulder blades. Like breathing was hard.
Speaker: Like he's got a bugger, a bugger Cox. Yeah. My cock is still buggers. But, but like, so, so, so if I get that little bit of pain, like, like I couldn't breathe good the other day for the simple fact, I slept wrong. I can only imagine what you go through. Like my tour in the military was not.
Speaker: so bad that I was like I'm fucked up for life like Connor because thank god I will not but but but you know what I mean is like you got some serious fucked up issues for the simple fact you served your country and the fact that they won't let you deal with your pain management in your own way fuck them
Speaker: Yeah, that was honestly, that was my biggest concern. So I just had, I had to change primary care doctors because we moved. And so the VA that I went to change, I need to, God damn straight. I do. But because I changed doctors, I had to, I had to go have a.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Was trying so hard to be calm, but I was like, what are the you tell me she was like it makes you lazy I was like I can't fucking do shit anyway Agreed So I have a legitimate question here, please When are we gonna legalize meth when am I gonna stop being? I don't live in California. Well, here's my question Where's the limit?
Speaker: And I have a point here and bear with me because I just dropped my cigarette but here's my point if What you do on a day to day doesn't bother fucking me and doesn't affect me day to day What's my fucking problem with it?
Speaker: well, and
Speaker: Any normal people would look at it that way and be like, you know what? Connor's using this the right way. He's using it for his pain. But then you have the fucking Joneses that are going to be like, oh, he's smoking weed. Like it's like it means fucking something. But I mean, I definitely do smoke it because it's fun. That's part of it. And so for sure. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. That's the reason why I smoke weed to five.
Speaker: to 1220 times that I spoke when Jeff Strunk, the truth comes out. But no, but here's the thing. I can't smoke weed because I get deathly ill. I get
Speaker: seriously sick from smoking, smoking weed. I wish I could smoke weed. I don't get the draw of it for the simple fact. Every time I smoke weed, I get fucking violently ill where I'm throwing up. I literally, the funniest story ever, my wife, my wife smokes weed, she has cancer.
Speaker: And and the one day she was like smoke weed with me. We're gonna have amazing sex. We're gonna eat some fucking food. It's gonna be fucking awesome. Let's do it. The nut on when you're high on marijuana, the nut that you have, right? Ridiculous. It's right. It's the greatest. Here's the kick and weed. So you don't need it even your wife needs it as as as a cigarette smoker. I'm sorry.
Speaker: As a cigarette smoker, if you hand me a joint, I'm going to smoke the whole fucking thing because it hasn't kicked in yet. And I'm like, this isn't kicking in. I need another hit. Then it hits me like a goddamn truck and I become violently ill. Like I literally, the one day my wife and I smoke weed because we were going to have fucking awesome sex. We were going to fucking go fucking nuts. Right. And.
Speaker: I smoke weed with my wife and we get high as we order fucking food. And as I'm picking paying for the food from DoorDash or Uber, whatever the fuck we ordered from, I'm throwing up next to the car. And I'm like, here, just take the car, dude. And I literally came home. We didn't even have sex. I was like, this is fucking bullshit.
Speaker: So for me, getting smokey weed doesn't do anything for me. It's literally a bad time for me. Because Jeff's life has to be high to have sex with him.
Speaker: Buddy back it weird Jeff. I mean there's the thing is because I obviously smoked the entire No, I said I wasn't touching any more buttons I'm keeping my hands from the first episode about Jeff and smoking weed and he's a man and he'll put anything in his mouth and
Speaker: the the
Speaker: stoner gum on facebook instagram and tiktok that dad makes videos of people who as connor just said green out well he calls them astronauts or space cadets here's the thing so i feel my wife needs i found out this crazy thing that i am physically allergic to weed
Speaker: I'm one of the, like, there's those like 4 % of the population of the planet that is allergic to weed. And I'm that guy. Like every time I smoke and I can count on like six hands, how many times I've gotten high. Every time I get high, it's a bad experience for me. How many hands Jeff? Six or seven.
Speaker: Well, I my plan was to do to What's the word I got two more for you defuse defuse the the fact that Jeff is allergic to weed but every time I get high it's a bad day That's 35 times Jeff Yes, there it is. That's 33 more times than me. I
Speaker: I guarantee it because my wife, my wife will literally go through like five or six joints in a week. And I can do like. I hate the smell of weed. I hate it. Oh, oh my God. The smell of weed is the gross to me. It smells like dirty, dirty gym socks. It smells like it. It smells like a fucking scum, dude. The pen that I have right now.
Speaker: The pen that I have right now that I use to replace my old one, it tastes the way that fresh cut grass smells. I love the smell of fresh cut grass, though. Grass, though. You don't like the taste. You don't like the taste. No, the taste is terrible. It tastes the way that fresh cut grass smells. It's full. I hate smoking weed. What? Well, I just skunk weed.
Speaker: The biggest problem, I don't know, we buy the good wheat. That's why I always talk about. Well, no, I'm, I'm, I'm saying in Mexico, I can buy the best wheat on the fucking planet. Well, yeah, but here's the problem. I, we are friends.
Speaker: Me and weed were not friends. Glick, did your wife just walk by with a dildo and you like gave her a thumbs up?
Speaker: I just saw her hold up something like this and you were like, I don't know what's going on, but she just grabbed a 16 inch or out of the closet and she's going back to the front porch. I don't know what's going on outside. I don't know what's going on in the neighborhood. We should not be online all the time, buddy. No, no, it's not. It was a bug spray. She's
Speaker: She loves to be outside when the weather is nice and the weather has been absolutely gorgeous. Like Sunday, she sat outside all day Sunday, got sunburnt as hell, but she was happy. She was in her element. She had her coffee. She had a couple drinks out there. She read two or three books Sunday. I set my fat lazy ass in on the couch playing Call of Duty all day Sunday. Today was her day off.
Speaker: The fact that you can read a book. It's insane. I can't read a title of a fucking thing. I'm like, I'm bored. Yeah, it's it's it's amazing. I call I call her Kindle, her boyfriend. I call it Windale, the Kindle. That's her boyfriend. She she she was off today. She had the day off. So she cleaned her side of the bedroom and good laundry and cleaned the bathroom and stuff like that.
Speaker: And I said, I know the patio. She's like, it is screaming my name. So she's like, but I don't want to go out there and get sunburned again. I got home from work. And where was she on the patio kickback? She had a drink. She went, yeah, she went to the store and stuff and made dinner. She came back on the patio, Wendell, the Kindle in her hand. She's got her drink. Um, and she's been out there ever since that's where she's been. Well, I have a question. 16 bro.
Speaker: You sound like Bill Cosby doing his impression of a wino This bottle was brand new when I came back Okay, I'm sorry for making you drink Jeff. I blame My wife when my wife yells at me I'm blaming you
Speaker: Connor or Jerry Vichy, you have a new job on Wednesdays outside of sports. Your other job is pissing Jeff off. So he drinks on Wednesdays and Saturdays during the shows for three years, because when he does, it's golden. You know what, Jeff, you know what? I'll break a golden rule. I'll start drinking too. Sure.
Speaker: Whatever he, whatever floats you up to the nonsensical network where what makes all the members of the network become raging alcoholic. Sorry, Mark. I know you've been doing a great job, but if you want to, Mark's like, I quit. I'm going to pass the fuck out when I'm, we were done with the show. I'm telling you right now, agreed. The channels box is calling for it. I'm going to hit the button after you hit the button. What was that last comment? I didn't get a chance to read it. It was from Alyssa here.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Jeff does not leave. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I did the math. I have four, maybe five weeks. Sounds like two. Four, maybe five. You used to do this math. Four hands. Sure. Why not?
Speaker: And if you're not down with that, I got two words for you. Drink up. Hey, you know what? After the week I've had, it's only Wednesday, but it's been a week. After the week I've had, I think I deserve. You do. Here's the thing. I don't mean to go off on a tangent, but for the past three years, I've been doing the same job.
Speaker: nonstop nonstop for three years, zero breaks. Everybody else I worked with takes like week off here, we got there a month off here. I have not stopped for three fucking years and I will make it profitable. So fuck them. Hey, what did you say?
Speaker: sorry i'm i've been working non -stop for the last like 30 some odd years but here's the thing when you leave work sir do you not leave it behind you
Speaker: Yeah, because I have to focus on this world. And I focus on this world when I'm at my day -to -day job, like this is 24 -7 with - Okay, okay, okay, okay. When you work on commissions - You know, the question was asked - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Speaker: Until you work on commission only. You have zero room to talk, sir. I love you to death, brother. I love you. I will fucking fight to save every bit of your dignity. But until you work day to day to fucking do it. I mean, I could do it, but there's look.
Speaker: I know my limits. I know. But I do. I do have to say, I do have to say no one ever got rich from working for a fucking salary. I don't work for a salary, but I work for free. Let's be honest. Uh, no, I don't want to work commission based. Fucking bottle bitches. I had a I had a salary based and I also got commission on stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, do it again. That is an empty bottle, sir. Get another one. I don't have any more. That's what pisses me off. Are you sure? Stephen, I blame you. I wouldn't be the first one to blame me. Don't worry. My dad did it until he almost put himself into a fucking grave. So if you get a Snapchat for my wife. If you get a Snapchat for my wife. Sunday, I'll be happy. If you get a Snapchat for my wife.
Speaker: Hey, just roll with it, buddy. Hey, won't be the first time I get yelled at for making, so I already sent it to her. Let's take a break. Jeff's going to walk down the street and get another bottle of wine. I wonder, I wonder if I would get arrested for going to the six right now.
Speaker: Dude, it's fucking Mexico. They allowed fucking what? Oh, fuck you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They allowed Pablo Escobar to have a fucking criminal empire. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I hate to burst your bubble, bubble. I hate to burst your bubble.
Speaker: But as a white guy living in Mexico, OK, I am scrutinized like you fucking mean. I kid you not. I got pulled over today for going for a pack of cigarettes because I shaved my head. There is a cartel there. Oh, hold on. And I'll explain. There's a cartel called the Palones. OK, Palone means shaved head. OK, I said no hair.
Speaker: I cut my hair today because of solidarity with my kid. And I got pulled over today, pulled over as if I was walking to a fucking store to buy fucking cigarettes. I got pulled over because they thought I was part of the polons. And I literally had, I spent 45, 45 minutes.
Speaker: Look, I'm not part of any cartel. I literally just cut my hair today because my kid had to cut his hair because he had the fucking lights. But if Jeff's part of any cartel, it's his own. They agreed. Oh, dude, am I going to start a cartel tomorrow? I fucking would. Because the head of any cartel. Pablo Escobar.
Speaker: Pablo Escobar would have nothing on your card, though. Dude, Pablo Escobar at the height of his reign was making $75 to $100 million a week. A week. And this is confirmed by his son who was on podcast the other day. $75 to $100 million a week.
Speaker: If I could start a cartel, I'd do it tomorrow. It's the nonsensical nonsense cartel. I mean, where do we start? Yeah.
Speaker: Zuckerberg Zuckerberg is a bitch. I would beat the shit out of cuz oh hey Connor and When we talked about it on snapchat fuck you Zuckerberg there He's a what? He's a lizard He's a lizard I know you're drunk, but that said you called him Jake. He's a lizard douche
Speaker: I'm ready. Somos los n -a -n -a -c.
Speaker: I will fucking I'm calling it now. I feel that I'm a reason why Jeff decided to drink but at the time I'm calling Zuckerberg out right now. I'm ready for effective cage back
Speaker: And I got I got a hundred and fifty grand says I can fucking beat this dog shit up Oh Elon Musk can beat his ass. I can beat him. I'm crippled dude, dude So you have you seen this? There's a good spirit tree out there that Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are gonna have a fucking cage match Yeah, I heard that and this is this whole controversy is on you and
Speaker: Well, I mean you are the fucking the guy that's supposed to do the fucking No, this is the thing This is a thing. So Zuckerberg and and Elon Musk was supposed to have a fucking Right, right now brawl out. I'm a hundred percent, you know, they rock and suck and roll robot I am fucking in I am fucking you want to talk about a fucking
Speaker: Pay -per -view that will make millions of them by millions of minutes of dollars That that girl I'm just saying I will live stream that shit Jeff Jeff at a Freudian sleep for a Freudian slip at two hours and six minutes I Know I cannot focus on my screen Mark that time and send it to me honor. This is great
Speaker: I have. I know we're going to break. I was going to say, Jeff, Jeff, are you capable of doing your, your, your segment tonight? Or should we? I got it, buddy. I got it. I got this shit. I got this shit like you read about. Like I read. I don't read. It's okay. Like you view about.
Speaker: Well played sir. Well played sir. And that was pretty quick. Yeah, you were quick on the draw. Is it TikTok style? I don't watch TikTok. I didn't even fucking hear that. Is a TikTok style conspiracy that I have ready? You did the spoiler alert. Man, I had good stuff in entertainment tonight too.
Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ. We'll get to it. We're apparently going to go along tonight. Oh, Steven. Right there. Right there. You know what? You know what? Just fire me. No, you're making me sweaty. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shut up, James. Steven? Steven? Shut the fuck up. Listen to me. You are the real one. The show is going to go fucking viral. Has I been drunk? I'm drunk?
Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and calm down Jarvis. He's about a few go really fired. You would already got fired. All right. It's not that I'm being so goddamn serious. Don't be Steven. Let him do his goddamn segment. I got this shit. No, I'm just going to go a little bit long tonight.
Speaker: It's okay. Oh, because we don't go that long. Any other show, I got good stuff in entertainment. And one of the things is a reach around that we were going to, that we started to talk about Monday night. And I said, well, hold on a second. Let me save that for Wednesday because it's perfect for my segment. You know, so we're going to go a little bit long tonight. I just want to say that if Steven didn't lose his shit, we wouldn't have gotten drunk. Jeff, just saying.
Speaker: I'm telling you right now, if we'd have been in the room together, I'd have fucking knocked your fucking house out. To be fair, I would've done it for Gregor this motherfucker. You can't save something that's not in jeopardy.
Speaker: I feel like this is going to be the most viewed
Speaker: I don't know about that, but it's going to be a heavily viewed show. But nonetheless, we're going to take a real quick break. We're going to give Jeff a second to prepare for his
Speaker: What is it? Conspiracy corner. You know what, Jeff? Actually, I don't want you to touch politics. Connor did a good job with his current events. I hope it doesn't turn into all politics. You know, current events, technology, news, da da da da. Jeff, we're going to do just conspiracy corner because I know you love a good conspiracy brother. I am the conspiracy king. Yeah. So we'll let, we'll let Connor dabble in the world of politics. Dabble dip your toes in. Don't make it your thing.
Speaker: I'm not I'm not a big politics guy display. You know what? We don't even have to have politics. You don't even have to have politics. But we're going to let Jeff do just conspiracy coming up next. I'm ready now. We're going to take a real quick break. Jeff's probably going to need this tomorrow. Let's be honest. You're going to need a little energy. He's going to need a little extra pimp in his step. I felt like a motherfucker tonight.
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Speaker: Yeah! You feel better? 100 %
Speaker: I had to play my video. I made that video. Oh, Mark and Brian, Mark and Brian, my special needs children. You have your own brand already made. You just got to upload your stuff. We are going to take a real quick break. We haven't heard from these guys in the long time, but I shared these guys with you guys once upon a time.
Speaker: with a little ACDC cover. And then I stumbled across them again. And I want to get them into the repertoire, if you will. It's Steve N. Seagulls. Oh my God. It's Steve N. Seagulls. Yeah, Steven Seagulls with their cover of Carry On, Wayward Son. I love this fucking band.
Speaker: They are awesome.
Speaker: On my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Let your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more
Speaker: Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get at least beyond the illusion I was soaring ever higher But I flew too high
Speaker: Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear voices when I'm dreaming But I heard them say Tarry him away one song There'll be peace when you are done Naomi rehab
Speaker: Lascurating as a man with a reason My charade is the end of the season And if I claim to be a wise man It surely means that I don't know
Speaker: On a stormy sea of moving in motion Just a bottom like a ship on the ocean I said of course we went to fortune But I heard the voices sing There we are my way, one song There'll be peace when you are done May your weary head to rear
Speaker: When you
Speaker: Yes, sir. Steven Seagal's with carry on wayward son. Check them out on YouTube. Good show those guys some love. They're fun. They're a fun band. They don't take themselves too seriously at the end of the day. They just have fun and do what they do.
Speaker: Mark and Brian, you're going to be the death of me. I swear to God, just so you guys know. Welcome back to what the fuck news WTF news, ladies and gentlemen, it has been an interesting night to say the least one hell of a way to kick off our very first episode. Uh, I don't think we're live on YouTube. We'll be back on YouTube. It'll be fine. It's the, are we not? Don't worry.
Speaker: Apparently I'm not allowed to play. Why did he go John Travolta with that one? Apparently I'm not allowed to play stream suspended. Oh, was it completely kicked off? It should come back. It should come back. Sorry, YouTube, that we make your platform fucking somewhat relevant. Thank you. Thank you, Jeff. Fuck YouTube fucking pricks.
Speaker: That's the sad thing is that it's fucking it this isn't just YouTube that's doing all this shit God forbid Glick hosts a fucking music show and Get it. I or twitch is like get out of here. Yeah, I'm seeing like three screens at once might be why we don't Play you guys Steven in the seagulls
Speaker: I'll reach out. That might be why we don't play you guys. Uh, we should come back up though here momentarily. It just takes a minute. Yeah. It's still technically live. It's just the music thing. It dropped us because of the music, but nonetheless, uh, I just dropped a message in there as well.
Speaker: Uh, any, any who, welcome back to what the fuck news. Jeremy, she's in the building. Connor's in the building. Jeff is in the building and you guys don't me. I am. There we go. We're back on YouTube now. See, she was in the building and you guys don't me. I am. I am our man.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, you're a bitch. I am your real dad. Your mom's a whore. Give me five minutes, boys. Give me five minutes. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's kind of gross. We all make sacrifices.
Speaker: You want to keep doing this? I can go all night. Your mom's dead. I grew up in an orphanage. I know. I fucked her anyway. Cool necrophilia. Exactly.
Speaker: I'm like trying to chow down as fast as I can so I can finish eating quickly.
Speaker: I don't know who the fuck that is. I don't know who the fuck that is.
Speaker: How do we talk tonight show ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome to WTF me what the fuck news oh My god go follow the fucking network Jarvis drop the link one time for me big dog little dog chihuahua. You're like a chihuahua. You're a chihuahua
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Speaker: Go ahead and check out the Nonsenseical Network. Check out all the shows. Show the guys some love. Let them know that you like them and you hate me. And make sure you give us a follow. Give us a like and don't forget to give us a share. You're welcome. Turn back time. I would have had Connor reported. Well, that one hurt my feelings. Maybe I wouldn't have drank so much and banged his mom.
Speaker: We've got a lot to do that. I'm just kidding. I'm sure your mom's a lovely lady, Connor. She is. She is a lovely lady. You probably have awesome parents. And you were like, we'll leave it to Bieber over here. Your mom and dad are still married. You grew up in a nice, rich, white neighborhood. You never had no real world problems or anything like that. My parents are still together and they're super great people. I don't, I definitely didn't grow up rich.
Speaker: My parents borrowed everything on credit. So that's where I grew up. I grew up. Yeah, I grew up like rich. I don't know what happened to Jeff. I think Jeff died. Jeff was supposed to come back with conspiracies. I hope he's OK. Did you say I hope he's OK?
Speaker: He's a big boy. You can rally too. You have, uh, you've unleashed in a new animal there, there, Steven. Way to go. Thanks for putting that. I wish I had, I wish I had fucking admin privileges. I'm waiting for the good job, Dickhead. Yeah. It's on the other brand. We're going to have to bring it over to this brain. You guys talk the most yourself. I have to pass.
Speaker: Oh, Steven, Steven, Steven. You know, I give you a little shit, buddy, but I do, I do like you. You're a good guy. You just, you've got some fun antics and they're fun to exploit. I hope you know that. Yeah. Gee, thanks for being so fucking talkative, you prick. And everyone other than me does there does nothing to fill the silence.
Speaker: Well, I'm hoping fucking Jeff's okay. Like, I feel bad for the guy. I didn't mean to do what I did. He tries. Jeff is fine. He's fine, dude. He's just drunk. Yeah. There, there. We don't have the good job, dickhead, but there. Good enough. I don't know if you've been around drunk people recently, but they do this thing where they walk away like little lost puppies, and then they come back like nothing happened.
Speaker: Yeah. They just wander. We just wander. It's what we do. I'm hi, how you doing? I'm drunk people. Sometimes we just wander for no reason. Keep it because you're an alcoholic. Yeah. Sometimes I just wander aimlessly and then I always come back. I'm like, like, where'd you go? I have no idea. Let me walk off. Eventually I'll get, I'll get Sasquatch napped. I'll get swatch napped.
Speaker: Speaking of somebody will pull up in a big white van and on the side of it will be spray painted free beer. And I'm like, yeah, that's my kind of people. Next thing I know I'm in a, I'm in a basement. Oi, you dumb cunt. Boy.
Speaker: You were you were talking about sobriety. You said you hadn't drank in four days. Are you actually trying to chill? Oh, no, no, I don't know. I know. I typically don't drink during the week. I only drink. Am I honestly, I don't know. OK, Leggy. OK, no, no, no, I was trying to clarify because you were you were talking about being four days sober and I was like.
Speaker: Are you are you trying to quit drinking? Like if you are, then awesome. But like that didn't seem like something you would do after you've you've quit drinking before. Oh, no, I've never I've never quit drinking. I mean, that's the thing we've had. You know, I was truly an alcoholic. You know, it was it was a it was a monster that I had a hold of me by the fucking throat and dick and not in a good way. You know, but I never quit drinking. I just got control. And
Speaker: No, I don't drink a lot. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I'll, I'll drink only in Pittsburgh. I'll drink four to six beers, uh, you know, Mondays and Wednesdays. And then Saturday nights is my night to go crazy. And then, you know, every once in a while, Nikki and I will go out and. You know, on a Friday night or something, or if we're down in PA and we'll go out and.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I can tie one on still. Don't get me wrong. But I don't I don't I don't drink every day of the week. You know, it was it was it was just a joke because. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was made Saturday that I can't do a show without drinking. Well, I did the show Monday and I didn't have a I didn't have a single drink. I could have.
Speaker: but I drank water the entire show. Then I pissed way more than I do when I drink. God damn, I woke up like seven or eight times in the middle of the night just to go fucking take a piss. Because I drank like five big ass Stanleys of water. Yeah. I don't have a Stanley. I have the Walmart version of a Stanley. But I'm not ashamed of it. Because it's 75 % less than what a Stanley costs. And it does the same thing.
Speaker: Yeah, I've got the same one. Look, I know what you're talking about. No, I was just I was genuinely like, oh, yeah. No, no, no. I was like, oh, shit. Is he trying to be sober? Like for for some personal reason or something like that? Like that's that's cool. And then you wrote. I was just making sure. But now God. Because if you were if you were I was I was here to support you. I wasn't here on Monday night. So I was like, fuck, maybe I missed something. And
Speaker: Yeah. I'll never quit drinking. Monday night was an absolute fucking shit show. I was so mad about that. Well, we were worried about you Saturday because we thought we lost you. We thought you finally. We thought you also relax. The last time we've seen you look like this. No. So I had your camera and then your camera went off and then like two hours later, somebody came and just
Speaker: exit you out of the room and we honestly thought your wife was digging the hole and burying you in the backyard. No, I'll be honest. Saturday I had. I've been here the whole time. I was having a lot of problems with my back and my legs on Saturday because we were at Carson had a baseball game in the morning and then I was trying to unpack boxes all day and so I was hurting and so I had smoked some pot before the show and then I took a Percocet because the Percocet helps a lot with my back pain, particularly.
Speaker: And I was just, I didn't think about it. And I started to have some beers while we were on the show. And I was like, all of a sudden it was like everything hit me at once. I was just like, I was like, holy fucking shit.
Speaker: And so I turned off my camera and I tried to chime in, but it felt like every time I tried to talk, the words were coming out and I was just like, ugh. So I just, I'll be honest, dude, I just, I dipped out and I was like, I'm going to bed before I hurt myself by accident. You're fine. You're right, little brother. And you being the baby brother, you're the chump and I'm the champ. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Big brother privileges, stuck it. Is he puking out the window? Well, I don't think Jeff's going to make it back tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I will be surprised if Jeff makes it back. I'm going to go ahead and roll right into the entertainment news portion. And much like Connor, I want to do some shop talk, if you will, before I get into the entertainment news, so to say.
Speaker: uh guys could tell tonight we rebranded everything that the new show is called what the fuck news uh you know i played around i made a couple new logos i made them fun and carefree because we're not super serious news organization did that one calm down hitler i did that one i did that one a little 90s throwback retro stuff but um
Speaker: Jeff actually put this together. Entertainment New, you know, which one's your favorite, Rocky? You know, Jeff actually put this little video together. The network is new. Obviously, you guys know what we're doing here. You know what's going on. Mark and Brian are going to be the death of me. I swear to God at the end of the day. But Jeff, but this little this little video, it's a little less than a minute clip here. I can hear you now.
Speaker: What is this? The nonsensical network? What have they got for me? Do they even have a show I would like? Let's check it out, shall we? Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Look at that. Something for everybody. Every single day of the week. Who would have thought?
Speaker: We did at the nonsensical network. I know what you're saying. Where can I find these guys? Well, it's simple. Go on to Zen cast or YouTube, Spotify. Anywhere you find your podcasts, look up the nonsensical network and we're there. Okay. Video's over. Go now run. I got, I don't give Jeff a whole lot of credit. I gotta give him credit. He did a good job on that.
Speaker: Um, that works a real thing. It's happened. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a living, breathing beast. So anywho, enough of that. Another, uh, and other celebrity news, our good friend, Rock Lee. Uh, I, I, yeah, I think Jeff and I, I sent him the logos. We agreed that the, uh, the middle finger one is our favorite one. Um,
Speaker: Connor AKA Adolf Hitler. He likes that one as well. It's not my fault that the middle finger combined with the bottom words looks like looks like an anti -Semitic remark. That's all I'll say.
Speaker: People fact -checking that now just to make sure it doesn't look it doesn't when when you know what bubble letter is Well, yeah, I'm not good with bubble letters. I got I See in the morning I can't count I have had way less beers than I thought I had tonight
Speaker: And it looked like Adolf Hitler's marketing team created that logo for a second. You're a fucking idiot. And I was just like, Oh yeah. We had a chat for a reason. Uh, it's a Tik TOK thing, Brian. Uh, however, and, and other, and other celebrity news, uh, for, for, for the nerds on the network and the nerds that listen and the nerds that enjoy all of our shows.
Speaker: Our very good friend. Ha, bitch. You know what? I truly did fuck up tonight, Alyssa. Yeah, I miscalculated severely over here, but in a good way because I thought I had one beer left. Turns out I got four beers left. What?
Speaker: When you think you're a bigger alcoholic than you actually are. Yeah, right. See, I'm, I'm trying this whole sobriety thing. Okay, guys, I'm new to the, I'm new to the sobriety game. I don't really know what I'm doing. You mean I'm supposed to have zero, but you mean like Monday would be my own personal AA meeting. And these guys, whether they like it or not, they're going to take part of sober Glick.
Speaker: You know, we like you a lot more when you drank. You're supposed to convince me not to drink. That's not how it was. Anyways, our very own, my little brother, my baby brother, friend of the show, friend of the network, Rackley did something for you nerds. Nobody love you. And celebrity news. And I'm going to go ahead and take a minute to play that because, you know, I'm not necessarily a big fan of these movies, but
Speaker: I can appreciate quality work and George Lucas fucking hit a home run and sold his soul to the goddamn devil. This is courtesy of the one and only Rock Lee.
Speaker: That's pretty badass. I am in agreement with thee. That's that talent, man. That's that talent. That's that skill. I'll be, I'll be waiting on my current events with Connor, uh, theme song shortly here. Here. We gotta get a show theme song first. That's why I said, ah, Rocky, but, uh, okay. Well, we got, we, we do have Jeff. We, we have.
Speaker: Jeff's chair backstage. Well, I'll say it, ladies and gentlemen, breaking news, breaking news, breaking news right here. Jeff's chair is back. He's got a three liter of Coke. We're going to, we're going to stick with this story as it, as it evolves and we're going to bring you guys up to date.
Speaker: coverage all right right now we do have a chair and a three liter of cola or coke uh on the window seal jeff has yet to be seen jeff oh but we will we will we will touch back as soon as there's any new news there's a cat stephen what do you think about the current situation with jeff do you think this chair means anything the full three liter what what could that be what are your thoughts on this stephen no comment
Speaker: You are the worst gentleman. Jerry V. She has no comments. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I want to know if the guy's okay. That's I know that, you know, someone in the chat had to make it seem like I didn't give a shit about the guy, but you know what? Yeah, I do give a shit about a guy just drunk.
Speaker: It's okay, Steven. I promise. I promise you, I promise you. I've seen Jeff like this. I promise you he's fine. You didn't do anything. You're overthinking. You're, you're worrying too much. I promise you I've seen Jeff like this before. This is not the first time he's just drunk. He's fine. I promise you. I wish you guys would show some level of concern about me when I get too drunk on a Saturday night. Oh motherfucker. Don't even stop. I remember when you were in Pittsburgh and I fucking asked if you're okay.
Speaker: Yeah, but that wasn't because I was drunk. That was for other reasons. Well, yeah, it was valid concern. And I do appreciate that. And I appreciate everybody who was like, you're good, buddy. Like, yeah, yeah. But what is that weird? And I'm a animal. And I don't know. It's a Harry Potter thing. Hold on, Connor.
Speaker: Niche hit niche Harry Potter joke. No the fucking anima Gus Anamagus is a wizard that chooses to become an animal where it's a werewolf It's Anna Mae Donald Trump, duh Anamaga what?
Speaker: Anamaga. Oh, yeah. Anamaga. It's Anna Mae Donald Trump. Leggy out here low key supporting Trump in the comments. Anyways, we're going to we're going to keep an eye on this developing story with Jeff. I promise you, Steve, he's fine. He's just drunk. Don't worry. You didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker: Well, like I didn't want to. I didn't know that he had been sober for a year. Yeah, you didn't. You didn't do that. You didn't do this. Just just never been a big drinker. He has his moments of of of drunken tomfoolery and fuckery, but just never been a big drinker at the end of the day. Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby? Just just not. I am so paralyzed. Yes, funny. I'm actually slightly paralyzed.
Speaker: And general Jeff is not a big drinker. So like I said, he's just drunk. That's all it is. He hasn't been drunk in a little while. So it's, it's taking its toll. He'll be fine. He'll be fine. Tanya, Tanya wifey.
Speaker: Uh, when he goes to bed tonight, make sure he sleeps on his side. Don't let him sleep on his back. Cause if he throws up, you know, then we can blame Jarvis for bad things. Jesus Christ. I'm kidding Jarvis. Trust me if I know anything. Hey Connor, I think that paracord is going to work really well.
Speaker: If I know anything about Jeff, he has no, if I know anything about Jeff, he has no gag reflex and it's not easy to make him throw up. I'm just saying. I don't know what paralytic means. Yeah, I don't either. Big words between paralyzed and paralytic. Anywho. Well, we'll check back. We'll check back on this developing story that is Drunken Jeff.
Speaker: Drunken Jeff McGillicuddy over here. Um, Jeff McGillicuddy. So check this out and I'm going to come across a little brass. Uh, what the hell is it at? Actually, I'm going to fly through this real quick and then I want to get onto the next subject because, because, because I have, we started to talk about this second subject, but anywho, and I'm Jarvis.
Speaker: You can totally, you could have totally hit this tonight. Just so you don't know, not this, you couldn't hit this. You could never hit this just so you know, but this, this topic, I think more by a hundred points around us, like to be honest, give it about 150 points just to be safe. Uh, this, this weekend is the hundred and 50th running of the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker: Okay. Wait, really? Yeah. They are celebrating 150 years of the Kentucky Derby. It is, uh, the world's number one biggest horse racing event is the biggest horse racing event in the world. People come from all over the world to, to, uh, uh, what the hell is that? What the hell is the name? It's like almost like the super bowl for horses, but it's not. That's exactly what it is. It takes like a whole fucking week.
Speaker: Uh, it is, it is the, it is the super bowl. There's a world series. Yes. The lucky race. Uh, can, can, no, listen, listen, listen, Linda. All right. It's Kentucky. All right. Yeah. It's not canned ducky. It's Kentucky. All right. Stop it. What one for Connor.
Speaker: But that kicks off this weekend. It's, it's, it's the world's largest horse race. People come from all over the world to go there. So weekend long event, you know, the women wear the big crazy hats and everything like that. But, um, um,
Speaker: One of the things that I want to, like I said, celebrities are there. All the big names are going to be there. The Royals were there. The Royals have been there multiple times throughout the years. Hell, I think Queen Elizabeth has been there at one point in time. I could be wrong. Don't quote me on that. Some say her spirit is still there.
Speaker: Kentucky. I know how I say Kentucky. It might sound like Kentucky, but nonetheless. But one of the things like that the Kentucky Derby is most well known for is their mint julep drink. Yeah, I don't know. I was just saying, I don't know what the hell. The traditional drink of the Derby is a mint julep. And
Speaker: over 120 ,000 mint juleps are consumed in a weekend. Check this out. I was listening to the radio today and they were talking about it. It says something like 10 ,000 pounds of mint, you know, just like the leaves. Oh, nice. Just like the leaves are used. Well, they're planning to use this year at the Derby.
Speaker: Dude, that is so - Who know what's in a mint julep? I would have to ask. All right, all right. Okay. So I actually looked. I looked. What's in a mint julep? There you go. And it is, okay, so the mint julep cocktail is made with bourbon and sweetened with simple syrup. I like to use a minty homemade simple - Oh, Jesus, fuck.
Speaker: But no, I'll show you a picture of what this fucking looks like. It is horrendous. It's just a, it's just a little, it's just a little drink. It looks like a mudslide, but they put mint in it. Oh, here, hold on one second.
Speaker: Um, but the Kentucky Derby, you know, horse racing has a triple crown. It's the Preakness and the Belmont stakes. And then the Kentucky Derby, the Kentucky Derby is the big one. It's bourbon and mint. And it looks like they put, uh, it's simple syrup, but it looks like mudslide mix.
Speaker: bourbon and mint really doesn't sound like they would go together no okay uh so it but this refresher composed of bourbon sugar mint and crushed ice shouldn't be reserved for only one day a year
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not drinking it. I'm not drinking it any time of year. It is, it is a, uh, it is a tradition of the, of, of the Kentucky Derby or Kentucky, whatever. Um, for the ladies out there, uh, was the first woman jockey to ever ride in the Derby. There has yet to be a winning female jockey, but Shelley Riley came closest in 1992. She came in second.
Speaker: Um, interesting. The, uh, title of the youngest jockey to win the esteemed race is shared by Alonzo Lonnie Clayton and James Supes Perkins. Both were 15 years old, ladies and gentlemen, just no older, no older than my middle daughter. Um, they won in 1892 and 1895, respectfully, Bill Shoemaker continues to hold the title as the oldest winner. He was 54 when he won in 1986.
Speaker: uh uh Churchill Downs is which is where it was found or which is where it's held uh blah blah blah I'm just skimming through these um owner uh call you met farms they got the most horses uh holds the record for most Kentucky Derby wins with eight
Speaker: playing Ben Jones, hold the records for trainer with the most six wins. Um, yeah, let's see here. Trying to code. There have actually only been three Phillies, lady horses,
Speaker: We have won the Derby regret 1915 genuine risk in 1980 and winning colors in 88. So typically the horses that are ran are studs, uh, or male horses. Um, for the 150th anniversary, the purse for the Derby was raised to $5 million with the winner taking home 3 .1.
Speaker: 1 million for the runner up, 500 ,000 for third place, 250 ,000 for fourth place, and 150 ,000 for fourth. There's a whole bunch more facts and stuff like that. Rocky, if you're still here, I sent you the link on Snapchat. However,
Speaker: Check this out. Oh, wait, hold on a second. I do want it. The amount of food consumed at the Derby is pretty astounding. On average, spectators will eat 142 ,000 hot dogs, 82 ,000 barbecue sandwich, 13 ,800 pounds of beef, 32 ,400 jumbo shrimp, 9 ,000 scallops, 8 ,000 pounds of potatoes, 30 ,000 cookies,
Speaker: and 300 ,000 strawberries. Fuckin' Weatherman, Rock Lee in the building. You look like a fuckin '... You look like... Over to Ollie with weather. Ollie, what's it like outside? Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, from the weather station, we have Pimp, Kly, Mente in the building.
Speaker: Hello, how's it going on? What's the weather like out there today? Clyde, mente? It's a little, it's a little cold out there. Zero fucks to give. 0 % chance of fucks to give. Back, back, back to you, Gervasi.
Speaker: But check this out. Thanks, right? Why did Glick bring up the Kentucky Derby? Why did Glick drop stats and facts about the Kentucky Derby? Did you know? That the winner of the Kentucky Derby or one of the triple crown races? Preak this or the other one that Belmont. Don't take a shot in the dark at how much?
Speaker: a gallon of their semen would go. Good fucking god. Oh I know how much I'd pay for it. It gotta be damn near million. One million dollars. One million dollars. What was the measurement of semen semen again? Gallons. One gallon. One gallon.
Speaker: lot of fluid uh i'm gonna go ahead and put out there 200 000 200 000 feel like you guys are way highballing it no i'm gonna go for i'm gonna stick with one million one million from rockley what do you say gervisi one million one million
Speaker: Connor, what do you say, buddy? I'm going to lock in at 200 ,000, Steven. All right. 200 ,000. Well, I hate to break it to you, but you're all fucking losers. One gallon of horse semen from the winner of the Kentucky Derby goes for roughly $5 to $6 million.
Speaker: So I was so close. Yeah, because it's a winning pedigree. It's a winning pedigree. Yeah. Six million dollars for a gallon of semen. Ladies and gentlemen, one sea biscuit, one that fucking shit. You think that motherfucker, they were fucking jacking that horse off until that motherfucker croaked.
Speaker: We know you almost died horse, but we're gonna fucking shake weight you to fucking death I I do want to say to the farm hands Pun intended thank God for mother and technology because back in the day I
Speaker: That's how they used to have to do that. It was literally by hand. So some poor son of a bitch had to or a couple of horses had to had to multi grip a fucking horse cock and jerk it off and do a fucking bucket. Now there's machines for that. But nonetheless, six million dollars for a gallon of semen, bro. That's crazy. I'm getting into the horse business. I'm just saying.
Speaker: do you do you think how much you think they would pay for a gallon of mouse in the human scene yours just in general we don't have to pay them mine i mean i am a grand champion i'm a championship caliber i might get i might get 10 or 15 bucks can i come into this milk gallon real quick
Speaker: Hey That's a fine in this area sir Glick Glick ain't even buying the milking machine. He's gonna do that motherfucker. I'm gonna hire Jervis. She and Connor and Jeff to be by milking machines in the world There's not enough money in the world. That's gonna fucking make that
Speaker: dream happened for me. How are you going to say that when you showed Glick your lack of gag reflex literally last week? I do. I mean, I'm sure there's people out there. What the fuck are you talking about? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Great mindset. My favorite part of that was just hearing Glick laugh out loud in the background.
Speaker: It is not no 62 degrees out in Indiana. You fucking liar, Ollie. 53 degrees in Minnesota either. It was like 60. Hey, it's cold. 53 degrees in fucking southern Canada. Stop considering yourself a part of the United States. It doesn't count. I'm not saying I am. It's cold. Stop stealing my jokes, Jeremy. I'm sorry, Leggy. Great. Where are you at right now?
Speaker: I'm I'm currently in uh I'm I'm I'm here in uh Los Angeles and uh he's in the weather studio. He's currently in the middle of a **** country. Yeah, I just I come here to do the weather for everywhere. That's kind of that's that's that's uh that's Julian that job. Um I'm uh I'm Glick Sasquatchian
Speaker: Well, I got just just a temporary just a temporary fix here. We got to we got to change your name here because you're not right. No, he's he's he's Clyde.
Speaker: Matete. Now I can't even pronounce it. Kly Matete. Matay. He is Kly Matay. I feel like you somehow turned to Kly Matay. With the man, Kly Matay. He actually changed it. We're going to work on the name, all right, ladies and gentlemen. It's on the fly, OK? Kly Matay, everybody. Why is his last name Matete? Matete.
Speaker: Easy Hitler. Oh, it's so much more nice. It's fine Matite. Matite. It's fine Matite. It's fine Matite. We haven't really worked out if it's Matite or Tite yet.
Speaker: Anyways, I don't know the founder of the word might have a stutter. The nonsensical weather studio. Hey Glick, are you having a stroke when you think of some of these names?
Speaker: I'm always having. You know most of those visions in my life I feel like I'm having a stroke when they're made Jarvis. Like Glick's like I wonder what Jarvis would be really good at. For those of you who have ever watched Rocky, you look like you have long hair now bro.
Speaker: For those of you who have ever watched Yellowstone, you'll get this reference. There was a scene where Rip and Wyatt Earp were having a conversation. What the hell is his name? Kevin Costner. We're having a conversation. I don't know what his name is.
Speaker: Yeah. Rip and John were having a conversation and Rip's like, well, the best I can see is get up over that hill and fuck it. And John Dutton goes, that's my life. That's, that's, that's surely how I make life decisions. Yeah. Fuck it. We'll see what happens. Stop hating my mind for fuck's sake. Nice job.
Speaker: What the hell, Glick? What the hell? You said you were deleting that!
Speaker: I didn't create it. I'm not deleting it. I'm not doing nothing. Anyways, I want to get to this. And Rocky, you're a musician. Rock Lee, if Rock Lee was here, I would ask this question of him. Just for you, Connor. Stuck points. He's a stuck point. Bravo.
Speaker: Bravo, ready? Alpha, ready? Thanks, Dr. Hines. Okay. So just recently in the news, probably one of the most popular guys right now in the fucking world. Absolutely taking the world by storm. Jelly Ragger.
Speaker: No, Jelly Roll has just recently come out and said, I'm done with social media. I'm leaving social media because I'm tired of being bullied about my weight. Listen here. Okay. First and foremost, I want to say this. Listen here, you fat fuck. You're worried about people making money or weight. Have you looked at your face in a mirror lately? You have tattoos on your face and not good ones. Second of all,
Speaker: You're winning every music award known to fucking mankind. You're a fucking millionaire. And yeah, your wife was a stripper or a porn star or something, whatever.
Speaker: way out of your league at the end of the day, she loves you to death. And you guys have this really crazy relationship. Like life is going really good for you, bro. And you're mad because a few people called you fat and you're, and you're leaving social media and you're losing weight, like jelly roll. You're losing weight, bro. You look good, man. You drop 70 pounds. I know you're doing a 5k run with Burke Chrysler and friends here soon out in California, out in California, California.
Speaker: Why are you worried about a few internet trolls, man? Like you're at the top of the food chain. And here we are at the nonsensical network. We're bottom feeders and we don't let the trolls get up, get to us. So what are you doing, Jelly? What are you doing, man? Tell them to go fuck themselves. Wipe your ass with a few hundred dollar bills. Fucking break one of your 400 million awards that you've, and I don't know, like clown fools.
Speaker: So am I, am I in the situation because I don't feel bad for him and I'm not going to give him pity because he's the world is literally, he has a world in his palms right now. No matter what he does though, if he were to take them motherfuckers, the task, then you'd have those same motherfuckers that would play victim. And then he's got all the fucking reporters going like jelly roll. Shouldn't have done this. He should have been a bigger person. And so what if he takes them to task?
Speaker: The only thing you should question yourself about or have questions about in your life is your face tattoos, bro. You make amazing music. You make a music for people who have been through the struggle, man. People that are listening to your music or living the struggle on daily shit, man. And they look for you as an inspiration. And in all honesty, bro, you look soft as shit.
Speaker: Rocky, if you make it big as a musician and a few people call you fat, are you going to excommunicado yourself? I'm talking to the chat. Rocky's in the chat still. Are you going to excommunicado yourself from social media? Yeah, Rocky, how have you been? We don't see you up on the screen because there's some climate here. So what's going on, Rocky?
Speaker: If somebody told you that Rocky, if somebody told you that you and I weren't really brothers, are you going to get butt hurt and you're going to run away from social media climate climate? What do you think about this situation? I know you're just a simple weather guy, but what do you think about this situation? Uh, I think, uh, I think, I think, uh,
Speaker: I think I think I think I think it's cold outside. Why does climate it sound kind of like Stevie Wonder? Like a like a feminine version of what was that movie with the Pirates? Look into me. Look into me. I am your captain now. Oh, Captain Phillips.
Speaker: It's not like I thought he sounded like a version of the pirates. Look at me. Look at me. I am the captain now, motherfucker. Counter. Fancy. If it was Eddie Murphy. It sounded nothing like Eddie Murphy.
Speaker: Nah, I think that obviously, like, I don't know, man. I think that, you know, that was a soft way to go about it. Yeah. I mean, props to the guy because he didn't come out in an interview and say, look, like, you know, I've been off social media for a few months. Um, you know, uh, you know, uh, he's never been more clear headed as mental health, but yeah, dude,
Speaker: Like, cool. I agree. Everybody should take a break from social media from time to time. I 100 % agree. But you made a statement that you're leaving social media or you said that you left social media because they were calling you a fat bro. I don't know if you own mirrors in your big ass fucking mansion. Yeah.
Speaker: But that'd be like, I mean, that'd be like me getting mad if everybody because people were like, bro, you look like a Sasquatch. And then all of a sudden I ran across I'm here for the first time in my fucking life. And I'm like, oh, shit, I look like a Sasquatch. I'm no longer going to turn my camera off. I can't have my camera off when I do it. I'm not on social media. Don't turn your camera off. Beautiful fucking face.
Speaker: God, Rock Lee is very talkative in the chat right now. I agree. I agree, Rock Lee. This guy's a little sketchy. I'm just saying. I don't know what Rock Lee's problem is. It's just cold outside. It's just cold outside. Wait. Wait. He just talked like Rock Lee. It's not that big all the time. I promise. It's just cold outside. Come on, Klimatay. You got to get your voice right.
Speaker: what did you do with climate everyone go on social media and say climate is actually rock Lee hashtag free climate day
Speaker: I will say this though, out of all the celebrities out there, one of the most outspoken ones with this whole jelly roll situation. Is climate a. No flavor play. Oh.
Speaker: Flavor Flav is standing out for Jelly Roll and he's like, yo, he's a genuine sweet dude. And there's no doubt in my mind, there's no doubt in my mind that Jelly Roll is genuine. He's probably one of the sweetest guys on the planet. He comes across and in all of his interviews and everything you see.
Speaker: Hey, listen, climate is real. Why is it so hot this summer? I feel like there's going to be those kids on the campus. They're going to say it that way now. Oh, climate. Hey, just as long as you fuckers give us credit, God damn it, because we said it first.
Speaker: just when you thought climate change was bad climate change is worse i'm a good weatherman you are the greatest weatherman you are great man we're gonna we're you know in in the future you know hurricane season is upon us
Speaker: Hurricane climate. You may have to send you on location. Are you going to be okay with that climate today? I almost just choked out. I go wherever you send me, brother. Are you okay, babe? What if there's tornadoes in Oklahoma? Are you willing to go? That sounds fun to me.
Speaker: How about flooding? How's your swimming skills on a climate titty? Like, he's the first mother man we've ever had. Oh, no, dog, I can't swim. Okay, well, we cannot send climate titty through flooded areas. He turned real gangster on us. What the hell happened?
Speaker: I didn't know climate today was a gangster Climate today sees the fucking water coming at him just pulls out his gun just goes like motherfucker Oh I'm the fucking racist one
Speaker: I'll go wherever, man. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes. He set the bar. What do you say? How do you feel about volcano eruptions? It just reminds me of a Friday night after Taco Bell.
Speaker: I'm trying to get clarification on his ethnicity.
Speaker: I don't know about I don't know about race. I was talking about ethnicity like where you're from. I'm. It's called outside.
Speaker: I feel like this is going to be the part of the show that's the most watched. Like everything else is just like, uh, okay. This climate today, guys, he's got it going on. Don't ask so many questions. He's, he's just a simple weather man. All right. Why you got to make it so weird. Where are you from? It's cold outside, man. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's from a small town.
Speaker: and in Lithervania, the town is called Meteorology. How do you pronounce your name? It's warm in Florida. Brother raised me in a forest. One day I had to become Tris, that's about you. Now you sound like you're native. Brother raised you in a forest, huh? I know a little something about that. I, you know, myself, I am from a forest too. And I had a little brother as well.
Speaker: I would like to meet him one day. Oh, you guys have a lot in common. Good God. Should we go to fucking break?
Speaker: I think I need to call my therapist and be like, uh, I may need my brain examined. Everybody's going to call their therapist tomorrow. Everybody who's watched the show, everybody on this show, I don't even have a therapist. I'm just going to call a therapist and I'd be like, can you watch last night's episode of what the fuck news and take an umbrella. I heard he's going to be Wendy. What's an umbrella going to do?
Speaker: Might as well go for a fly. Well played climate. Thank you. One of my favorite movies. I agree with whoever created that. I agree.
Speaker: I mean, you've gotten a bonus. Is this person that created that not wrong? I mean, I feel like it may be the best fucking president this country ever has. What should we do about the crisis in Afghanistan? It's cold outside. Ain't nobody got time for that. That's about the border crisis.
Speaker: How do you feel about open borders? Take an umbrella. There are lots of them. Good Lord. I do want to do a live chicken on the developing story in Cancun, Mexico.
Speaker: We still have no sign of Jeff. The chair is still there. The three -liter of Coca -Cola is still there. The cat has left, ladies and gentlemen. The cat has left the building. But we still have no Jeff. The three -liter hasn't been touched. The three -liter has not been touched.
Speaker: uh uh ladies and gentlemen uh breaking news uh co -founder and og of nonsensical nonsense and the nonsensical network suffered from a fatal dose of alcohol poisoning brought on by none other than sportscaster from the what the fuck news network or news jara bishi late wednesday night
Speaker: He probably won't get in charge with murder, but manslaughter at the least is currently being talked about. He's been voluntary manslaughter on sportscaster Jera Vichy as it was accidental and unplanned. And avid Sunday night movie watcher Steven Jera Vichy.
Speaker: podcaster and late sixties and seventies movie fan, Steven Jaravicci. I do want to say though, Jarvis props to you, brother. You've done something that I've tried to do for the last 27 years. And that was give Jeff alcohol poisoning and you have succeeded. So cheers to you, my friend. I thought you were going to say that that is to get Jeff to shut the fuck up.
Speaker: Jeff, I'm sorry, dude. Thank you, Kernavent Connor. What's going on in your neck of the woods, buddy? Well, I've only had about a quarter of my bottle, and I feel good. Smoke some of that good, good green green, and we're going to have a good night. Back to you, Glick.
Speaker: oh back to me well i've had about uh well as we learned earlier i don't know how to count so i don't know how many tasty beverages i've had tonight but i fucking hate you not as many as jeff has had
Speaker: I'm definitely doing better than Jeff is. That is for sure. You know, it's a problem. I'm from Puerto Rico. I'm at Hurricane Central in Puerto Rico. It's windy. Also weather in Puerto Rico. It's windy. Wear a jacket.
Speaker: Question. I think there's more than that winning that people need to be afraid of. Currently in Puerto Rico is a good pipeline weather. That tree right there looks like it's gonna fall. Beware of that tree right there. Should you possibly move, Calamitite? Are you in a bad spot to be broadcasting? No.
Speaker: What do you think about aspiring musician, Rock Lee, Klimatite? I think we can all agree with you, Klimatite. I feel like he's just like, oh really, motherfucker? You can be better. What do you think, Glick? Good guy, good guy.
Speaker: You know, I, I'm a huge fan. Uh, you know, uh, I'm not paid to say this in any way, shape or form. Uh, Rocky doesn't take time and energy to create. Intros for all of the various podcasts that I host or that I am somehow affiliated with.
Speaker: and create intros for free. But I think Rocklee is a fantastic musician, probably one of the best the world has ever seen, in my opinion. Who do you think would win climate today? You were Rocklee in a fight. I think I win. Oh.
Speaker: Well, you know, because you're so far away, Clemente, it takes a while for your response to come through on our side. Well, if you ever notice when you're watching the newscast networks, there's always a delay of some sort. I'm trying to create the realism for you. His voice is changing again, folks. Hold on.
Speaker: You know, I enjoy having you on here and you're in your fresh of breath air onto this onto this news network. But you know, I hope you don't take offense to this, but I feel like Rock Lee is going to take you in a fight because he's got an upper hand on you. He is part Sasquatchian.
Speaker: He has. He has. I was born in the near South Squatian in the area. Were you one of them Yetis? Is that what you are? A Yetian? Yeah. Wrong block, buddy. I'll keep my hair. You know, I'll keep my hair. He has no hair. I have hair. That's racist, Chris. You can't just... Fuck. Words are fucked. Oh, I did the...
Speaker: I think. I think. Hold on Connor. I got one for you. You can't discriminate against the Yetis just because you're a Squatch. I just know it's like look. OK look for for. Are you? Are you? I know you don't understand.
Speaker: I know you don't understand, Connor, and most of the people don't understand, but there's been a centuries -long war between the Sasquatchians and the Yetatarians. I'm just saying. The Yetatarians. Listen, I don't want to hear it. You can't talk yet. Was that Nikki in the background going, what? She said, Nikki's in the living room. She said, Yetatarians?
Speaker: It's a war between the Sasquatchians and the Editarians. Alright, we don't like you. You know, just because because it's a Yeti. It's not like a vegetarian. Look, I am, you know, get off the show and let your wife on. He's our weather guy.
Speaker: Listen, Austin are sitting out there. She's on the love scene. I'm on this. She's human. Oh my God. No way. Myself, you know it.
Speaker: and climate and today, we are visionaries and we're trying to bring peace amongst our people. And that's why he's on this show. The fuck does that have to do with the humanitarian? And that's not a real cause the question was asked was who would win in a fight? Rackley or climate today. And like climate, climate today, climate center. Yes, say it right. It is.
Speaker: I mean, it can be whatever you want it to be. It's climate today. I love the fact that I was out there and I heard Steven laughing like with that Nikki in the back. That's all right. You're your husband. We're trying to bring the gallons. But the question was asked who would win in a fight, Rockley or climate today. And I said, I got to put my money on Rockley because he says watching. And at the end of the day, you know, I don't I don't see him. And yet it's Harry and are not real work.
Speaker: I mean, you're not a real word. You tell us you're not a part of the Sasquatchian or Yetatarian world. She's, she's Amish. I'm not Amish, Christopher. It's cold outside. Christopher Scott, the whitest name in the book. God. Wow. Not as white as Christopher. I like that middle name. Watch out for that tree.
Speaker: No, they're gone. No, I have two more severely miscalculated. And I asked cash to bring me my last beer and he came in here with three. You had 15. No, no, I didn't know you had nine. You're right. Do you want, do you want some El Gemma doors? No, you want to, you want to, uh, should we check in on our developing story? Ladies and gentlemen, let's see if anything has changed. All right. Let's check in on our developing story down in Cancun, Mexico.
Speaker: Do we really have to keep doing this? Well, no chair's still there. The cat has not come out. Listen. Hi Nikki. Hi Nikki. Hi Nikki. I'm more special than you right now. You are also more drunk earlier. I sure is. You're so pretty.
Speaker: She drank an entire bottle of. Well, please, I'll get it. I don't know. She found her new favorite summer drink. Salzold. Jeff is completely Salzold. There are no changes in Cancun, Mexico, ladies and gentlemen. But we are sticking to this story. He's completely saddled.
Speaker: It is ready to drink. Poor rice. UV blue raspberry bomb sickle cocktail. It's basically. It's like a bomb pop cocktail drink. It's drank the whole fucking bottle. It's the ABV. Hold please. 12 .5. 12 .5. And now she's drinking Al Humidor. Jim and doors. Jim and doors.
Speaker: It's actually, Alyssa, it's actually really good. Oh my God. And I cut it with seven up. Like I took a one liter of seven up and I cut every drink I made. So it was fizzy and not quite as sweet. Oh my God. It was amazing. We might need to pick some of that up at the liquor store, uh, Friday. You're not allowed to drink, Steven. You're underage. It was on. Fuck you. It was on staff for 1299. You look like a junior in high school.
Speaker: just the way Connor likes them. That's that's very. Whoa. What? What? Hitler? What? What? Get better with bubble letters. That's not my fault. What buddy? What's in here? Matthew McConaughey. Alright, alright, alright.
Speaker: What the hell is the name of that goddamn movie, that 70s show? Okay, Alyssa, we get it. I'm older than you. Get off of it. Wait, what's the age difference? I need to know these things. I'm 31. She's 29. Not 21 years. Shut up. Neither are we.
Speaker: I'm only 23. 43, 42. 22? 43, 42. You have a 19 -year -old daughter now. You are not 22. I found her under a rock, and then I was forced to keep her. Oh. What happened to climate today? Serious question. Is 19 too old to drop out at the fire station with no questions? Christopher, 18 was too old. So 19 is definitely too old. No, I think you can do this, Chris.
Speaker: No questions asked, right? Listen, I'm just trying to be here and be a good friend. All right. I'll be honest. I'm not a hundred percent sure what he said stories where you wait till the last four hours to write two pages or two papers. Connor Connor thought I was really going through sobriety.
Speaker: because I said that for four days and he was like, are you really trying to stop drinking and not drink as much because I'm here? Like he was really being a good friend. He's a good friend. Yeah. Fuck you, Nikki. I'm a good friend. One semester where the teacher told me I needed to devote six to eight days per assignment. And my response was this bitch does not know me. And I had all the assignments done in the first week. You are a slacker. I have.
Speaker: Maybe you're in all your time about my college shit. Yes. I didn't use you just. You know, I'm trying to give a fuck. I mean, you know, karma to take. I literally. I'd make sure that I pass. Jesus Christ. What'd you say, Connor? Wait, we don't. We don't care about life and climate today. Hang on climate today. You are live at a volcano. How is it? How is it right there? Jesus. It's hard.
Speaker: He's our weather guy. No. Yes. No. Yes. Unless there's a goddamn hurricane or tropical storm behind him, he doesn't count. He's got a goddamn volcano. He's got a volcano behind him. Listen to Nicky. Nicky is putting his life in danger. How dare you? How dare you, Nicky?
Speaker: I hope you can live with yourself. Gosh, you and Jarvis are in the same boat on the Canadian. Oh, that's terrible. Not what the hell is going on with your name? Biden, Southern Canadian. You showed you the logo yet for this.
Speaker: again i would like to oh my god again i would like to shout out rock lee please come back our listeners and that is not rock lee that is climate that is not rock lee that is not rock lee that's where you're wrong that's where you're wrong rock lee is in the chatter's box as we speak can i protect you see hey hey uh
Speaker: I didn't like that one. It was like Jeff news. Hey Connor, say what you said before. What does that look like? We have a private chat for a reason. Thank you when we're done.
Speaker: Was it a certain ethnicity that you said about? We can't hear what he's saying anyway. You were saying, Steven? Yeah. Not the same picture. Yes, they are the same picture. No, they're not. Yes, it is. Right there, same as that one. Yeah, Glick. I'm going to say, Rockley, you're not invited to the wedding anymore.
Speaker: that is not rock lee yes i have talked about the musician how can this meteorologist also be a magician come on get your mind this guy is in the amazon rock lee is in la climate today you are not invited to sweating anymore i don't think i know you are getting married
Speaker: He's an Unitarian. I'm not going to invite an Unitarian. And I'm an Unitarian. What the fuck did we say that made? Unitarian. Well, then why are you? Oh, that's why you're with Chris. OK, that makes sense now. Oh, please. Oh, good Lord. Where's Alyssa? Alyssa, you're being summoned. What matters is actually, Alyssa's probably a step up from Jarvis at this point, too. That's called outside.
Speaker: it's cold it looks like you're in a rainforest aren't those hey look there's a power line there's a power line out there and it's been raining i'm gonna go climb it see you guys later i don't know what his problem is climate sensei isn't it usually warm in the rainforest it's humid so it just feels wet
Speaker: You're not stealing. It's the first time I've actually met you. That's a very good observation there, Tom. Oh, this is on camera. No shit, Sherlock. We're still not friends, and I will kill you on Call of Duty. I'm so confused. What happened? Still beautiful. See you then. Connor, where's Nicky at?
Speaker: She doesn't exist. There is another Nicky. Oh, Connor's Nicky is looking at all the fans currently. You're welcome, Connor. Did we ever find out? How do you make a comment pop up there? Do it. You click it. You just click on it. All the titters.
Speaker: that's unless i'm so happy to finally meet you we have a lot of hellos in passing we do yes we do not i just met you both i have no idea how you are well nice to meet you climatici
Speaker: Like there's no two T's in there you need to fix that I'm a titty She's 19 it's legal
Speaker: Oh, okay, I guess. I still think that would be frowned upon in the street, but, you know, okay. No, it's discreet. It might be frowned upon in the street. Discretes of Newark? Discretes of Newark, yes. Clemente, what's it like in the streets of Newark? Newark. Discretes of Newark. There's a lot of free weed.
Speaker: you have a nice fucking house man no no no i'm in the studio i was just about to ask i can't play piano yes i can play better than rock lead can ever
Speaker: Do I have consent? I keep telling her consent. That was super illegal. So wait, climate titay. You said you play piano better than rock Lee. Yes. Okay. So if I asked you to come up with like a wedding song, could you do that? Like your own.
Speaker: You're like, I feel like broccoli comments. He should defend his honor and, uh, tell climate to mind his business and, uh, he's, he's, he's better than broccoli. All right. Fuck.
Speaker: Ladies and germs, this is Connor's tournament corner, signing off. The guy is weird. Alyssa, are you on Snap? I am. All right, guys, I'm headed out. Bye bye. Will you please call Jervisci to tell you to add me? Connor, I was going to tell him to not forget umbrella.
Speaker: And that way we can talk shit about these two. I have to wrap a dumpster fire up. You can get up at one o 'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker: When was the last time I slept until one o 'clock in the afternoon, Christopher? Last week. That's because I went to bed at 9 a .m. That was four hours of sleep. Hey, we all went to bed at 9 a .m. that night. We were singing karaoke at 8 a .m. and I was fighting with the barber. Goodbye. Goodbye. I love you. Oh, well, you did pick me. Yes, I do.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, Nikki, drunken correspondent of what the fuck news. Good night, Connor. Uh, it is her night off. She was off today. She's, she's got to enjoy the weather and
Speaker: I'm not I'm glad she's having fun. I'm glad she's having a good night. Uh I had to kick her out of my chair though because it's my show and I and I feel weird. We're standing off into the corner like a third wheel. We've lost everybody tonight. Climate Tinte Tinte is is is is off on another adventure. We're sending him to another dangerous location ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: He was back in the studio, but we got a weather report and we had to strip him off on the what the fuck news helicopter. So he's off to go explore another destination. We don't know what happened to Jervisci. What happened to our sports broadcaster, Jervisci? But his lovely wife has slid in in his place. She might have. Did you murder him? No. Are you sure? Your your your wife summoned me.
Speaker: It's okay if you did, we'll all be your alibi. You were here the whole night. And I can edit in Dr. The Footage to make it look like you were here all night. The lovely Mrs. Jeravichie. Mrs. Jeravichie. I'm doing a podcast. See, I can do that just like, just the same.
Speaker: It would be like Jarvis was never even here. What's up? What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? Can you do sports? No. No, you're fired. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: like climate today. She's a, she's, she's, she's a, she's a young lady, a few words. What's your name? Where are you currently, sir? Alaska. Alaska. Yeah. Snop to your asshole. I do need to wear a sweater. We can, we can, we can do it. I mean, we can do a live check -in on Jeff. I don't know about wellness, but
Speaker: The coke is the coke is doing good. Coca -Cola not Coke. The chair is still there. The cat has yet to come back and.
Speaker: Yeah. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Let me see. Let me see what happens when I do this. Can you guys, can you guys hear my phone? Hold on. Can you hear my phone? It's ringing.
Speaker: Maybe somebody will answer. Maybe. He might be under the car. Ring. Ring.
Speaker: Hey, Jeff. I don't think you're on the other line or in a meeting. Uh, we're just doing a wellness check, uh, because we've been following the develop developing story all night, uh, you and, uh, your chair and a bottle of Coca -Cola and a cat. Uh, we just want to check on you and make sure you're okay, buddy. Uh, Jeremy, she's worried about you. He, uh, he thinks it's his fault that, uh,
Speaker: You, you may be lying in a ditch somewhere full of alcohol poisoning and you missed our weather guy climate today. He was here to meet that guy on site, man. You see that kind of talking all that and Rocky's on the show and we have a fight lined up.
Speaker: between, um, Rockley and Klamatite. Uh, as we learned, uh, Klamatite is a yetitarian and Rocky and I are sasquatchians. And, uh, there's been a, uh, blood work going on for centuries between our two, uh, our two factions. So it's like the word the echidnas versus the fucking, uh, the Falcons and Sonic.
Speaker: Yeah. Hopefully you're still alive, buddy. And, uh, come on, you gotta crush on me. Come on. You're gonna let this has been, uh, maybe we'll see you Saturday. If not, uh, we'll, uh, we'll all be doing a tribute show and a remembrance show. And, uh, we will all take turns reading, uh, eulogies in your, in your honor, Jeff.
Speaker: Everybody bye He's gonna be like he's gonna message me tomorrow and be like yeah, so I listened to like 30 seconds with your voice Somebody mess with Jeff's camera We have a development somebody turned his camera off ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: Who? Did OJ Simpson's ghost think that Jeff lives where Nicole Brown Simpson used to live? El Chapo? El Chapo? Is that you? I'm your biggest fan. Well, hello. I think Klimatite turned off Jeff's headset. Is Klimatite atite? It's like he said.
Speaker: somebody is crushing. Rock Lee, you're out. Weatherman is in. I'm just man. I can't wait. I'm a beat bad guy on site. I'm I'm with you. You know, you know, I mean, he's my weather guy but uh you know, you're my brother. I got you but I got you back. I got you. I got you black. I got you black every day.
Speaker: You got your back. So, I mean, if I gotta be the weather man's ass, I'm gonna be the weather man's ass. Oh, no. Jeff is out. Jeff is out of the building, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: oh my gosh this will be a developing news story we will we we will chime in with breaking news if if we have any breaking news i thought we had something special leggy that's messed up man i feel like i feel like leggy is pretty much gonna be like whoever wins i crush on is that true leggy
Speaker: I swear man next time I see that fool is he gonna be on the show every night every other night you know I you know I would love to have climate climate climate
Speaker: Cloud Matute here every every Wednesday night if available. If not, maybe maybe you can send us some pre recorded clips for the weather if you can't be here on a Wednesday night. Cartel finally find Jeff or I will. I'll be watching but yeah, come on. I'm just saying I'm just saying I got your back bro. So I mean if it comes down to it on site.
Speaker: I'm sorry, he's getting he's got my back too, right?
Speaker: I mean, as I've already killed, uh, probably, uh, you know, possibly killed a co -founder, the OG, the co -founder of nonsensical nonsense in the nonsensical network. I mean, Jarvis, you better choose your words very wisely. Wait, what is the story? I miss that completely. What happened? Can we not? Okay. Nevermind. I'll watch it back. I'll watch it back. Uh, I already have a feeling I'm going to get fucking,
Speaker: You're not getting fired. Stop. Oh, I don't care if I get fired. What the fuck news? We all have our segments.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I had noticed I didn't get an invitation to have a, you know, and I apologize for that because I know that this, this part is not for rock. I like being on the outside. I enjoy watching the show. I mean, after I saw that fool up there talking, he ran to us all. He ran. Yeah.
Speaker: Long story short, Jarvis does the sports on what the fuck news. Jeff doesn't know anything about sports. Jeff asked the question. Jarvis lost his mind and then Jeff lost his mind and then he left and then we had to, and then I had to call him on the phone and messaging him.
Speaker: Finally, we got Jeff back. When Jeff came back, Jeff had a bottle of wine. Jeff got intoxicated. Everything's good. Everything's good here. Yeah. Rough day today though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything is good. I guarantee you there's, there's more to the story than the Jarvis situation. Unfortunately, what happened was just kind of that final straw. No big deal. Everything's good here at the what the fuck news network.
Speaker: you know the the the studio everything's good here at the studio everybody's friends and and and jeffrey's also sawsled sawsled sawsled you said it right i don't know if i said it right or not uh and and and and and now we don't know if jarvis
Speaker: Is the leading cause for jeff getting alcohol poisoning and all i'll say is drive this i mean You might as well Now i'm pushing myself you said it right the first time calm down. Yes ask watching you guys want to have a
Speaker: What just happened? What just happened? Fuck you. You know what? That was the library enactment of what happened between Steven. I'm sorry. I took my job too serious. I'm actually I'm trust me. I'm not if this was a Saturday night. Yes. Not Wednesday nights. No, I'm good. A 12 pack ain't nothing on us. No.
Speaker: You know, I really don't help my cause none when you guys call me alcoholic. So I'm like, I can drink a full pack and I'm fine. Yeah, I'm not as strong as, you know, I'm still learning. Young sets watching. But, but I feel like I feel like that climate today, he don't want them. No, see, look, you play games, like you got to pick one, dude. Can't be picking both sides.
Speaker: Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? Like it's either rock or climate today. You can't, you can't, you can't be playing. Come on. My name's cool. I just find it funny how climate today knew when Rockley was coming on the show and he ran away. I got to say greatest weatherman. I mean, you were never going to, you could never find a weatherman like climate today.
Speaker: Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think Clay Matite has something to say. You know what, you know what, right? You know what, Rocky? I don't think we have anything to worry about, bro. I sat two Sasquatchians against the unitarian and a fucking Southern Canadian. We got this, bro. Got this. We got this with ease. No problem at all. No problem, man. We know where your allegiance is live Jarvis.
Speaker: Oh I mean you could replace him as host of the show and the ratings would go through the roof.
Speaker: Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There we go. There we go. Okay. It's fixed. Okay. All right. Now you're a foot flapper Jarvis. Don't be starting rumors. I'm a beat them up. I'm a beat them up for you. Like me and me and Glick and I take them down.
Speaker: I feel like we're gonna have the first wrestling match. I feel like this should be for the Nonsense Co -Wrestling Federation. I'm gonna compete at least twice if not more in the same pay per view.
Speaker: first match I'm going to be in is a handicap match. Rocky and I, actually it's going to be a tag team match. It's Rocky and I versus this filthy yetitarian climatite and the Southern Canadian, because you're a yetitarian sympathizer. Aren't you, Jordan?
Speaker: I feel like there's going to be people that go on Twitter tomorrow and be like, did you hear on this new WTF news? We're not that big yet. We're not that big yet.
Speaker: and now and now I'm out for blood in the main event. Jarvis, you thought it was just going to be a championship man. You killed my co -host. You killed me. Now, I'm going to finish the story, bro. Uh you want to come back on the show? I I think my last nerve has now hit. Now, I'm out for vengeance.
Speaker: Right there. Facts leggy. Oh my God. Yeah. The clips that I could give her. I wish I could do the AI thing, man. I really wish I was smart enough to know how to do like the, uh, do all a do a cap cut.
Speaker: Yeah, they do it. Yeah, but I gotta like go through the whole fucking show and find they'll do it for you for free. Oh, well, they do it really. Yeah. And then every month you get three hours again. Well, it's your fault. Like you started this. You started it. I'm now I'm swinging on site, man. I saw you all. Well, as, as we discovered earlier, I am the rift to your rat. And these are my knuckleheads. What the freak?
Speaker: I feel like I wasn't even here for that. Fucking jerk off. Be a fucking man. Arrivederci.
Speaker: You guys do know now that every every single show on the nonsensical nonsense except for men's health on Mondays
Speaker: I have been the first special guest. I snuck my way into this. And I am the champion when it comes to that. I have snuck my way in, somehow, some way. I have made it happen. OK, first and foremost, bro, you didn't sneak your way in. Did you think I was going to have it any other fucking way? Yeah, I'll take it. I mean, all I'm saying is, if you're a champion, just in case you guys haven't noticed yet,
Speaker: just in case you guys haven't realized shit. I fucking love this kid. I love this kid to death, man. Well, I'm saying is I'm definitely in a continental champion. I may not be world champion. Whoa. Whoa. I mean, look at that. Look at that climate. It has literally taken over the show and he's not even here. What are you talking about? Look at that headline. Look at what he did. What?
Speaker: He called you climate titties, bitch. Where's that? I'll see it. It's his headline thing. It might not show up on there, but it, but it did. The, Alyssa, you can, I see that. I see that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, climate day. You have crossed the line, my friend.
Speaker: I'm gonna feed him for your honor, Leggy. He's going down. Wow. No, my headline, he has, he has. Wow. He has hacked our interfaces and in my headline says, Oh, I just saw that right now. What the hell?
Speaker: Oh, you know what? Now, see, see, it was one thing when he was talking shit to the, the one and only Rock Lee. See now, now, now you've entered the 47th stage of hell, my friend, the climate. You, you, you dumb bit off way more than you can choose, my friend. He even did it to Rock Lee now.
Speaker: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Speaker: Oh yeah, man. Dude, my top five in no particular order. Ultimate warrior Sting, Macho Man, Stone Cold, and then just because you gotta throw him in there because you can't have a list without him as the undertaker, the fucking dead man. Yeah. Wow. Those are my top five, man. I love Macho Man. Macho Man over a Hogan any day of the week. Yes. Wow.
Speaker: Oh yeah. You ain't ready for the madness. You know what? You know what? No, this ain't a handicap match. This is a three on three match. You get two others and us three will take you down. Lady, you better not raise your hand. Just watch the fight. Just watch the fight happen.
Speaker: Look at that! Wishes he was Klimatite's friend.
Speaker: i love how i i love how we've literally turned this climate it a thing into like gold
Speaker: No, you're good like I was like, I wonder what I could say before like Glick is like, oh, yeah, that's some like comic relief to the like to everything you know what I mean? I believe because it seemed a little tits. I was like, okay I was already talking about the frickin hair thing and I was like, okay, let me just jump it I just did
Speaker: It's cool I do man goddamn I really I really hope you go full -on wig I don't got Netflix money, but I mean if I had Netflix money I'd be I'd already been like a bro. It's what's your address?
Speaker: Let me tell you something, brother. Well, yeah, I can do wrestlers all day long. I can't do it very well, but. Well, let me tell you something mean, Gene. God, that sounded like Hulk Hogan. I'm more stereotyped. Let me tell you something mean, Gene. Yeah, I can't do it. I can't. Why can't I do a Hogan? I love you. I love you a terrible natural man, but I love doing Macho Man's voice.
Speaker: It's so much fun. Oh my don't you know that I had Hulk Hogan. Yeah, I can't even do. What was that? Sure. I tried to do Jesse, but I used to be able to do Jesse. Hold on. Let me see if I can summer in my head. Jarvis is like, no, that's no Glick. Just no.
Speaker: Don't raise your hand. Don't raise your hand to be jumping down his side because now it's three on one. We are handicapping this. I'm going to kick three on one. No, I wanted a three on three tag match winner takes all. If climate hit a wins, he wins the show. You know what? Let's, let's put down the gauntlet. What?
Speaker: Okay, there. Wish stone cold. Calm down. You know, that's Brian. And that's the bottom line. Shut up, Rocky. Nobody gives a god damn. Damn, this show actually went four hours and Stephen didn't jump out a window.
Speaker: I think you guys got a great thing going here. I will be tuning in on Wednesdays. Wednesdays is one of my lighter days at work in the week. So it's like people on here on Wednesdays. Yep, yep, no, no, I don't have a house. Isn't that what climate today did for a while? It looked like that fool was all over the planet. You know, good. Go and check out. Check out what I just said. I want you just just tell me.
Speaker: Oh, bro, we are close, but I did not want to see that picture of your wiener. What the fuck? You know what? I'm not mad at it. That's impressive. That's an impressive, you know. Climatite has just hacked Rock Lee's phone and has shown ball pitchers to Glick. Oh, dude, that's awesome. Should I go that way? What else are you thinking?
Speaker: It's not bad. It's not bad.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I don't care. There's something different. I like that. I do like that. I'm willing to get some ideas. Feel free. That is a beautiful black cock. I didn't know you were going into chicken farming. How many cocks are you going to have?
Speaker: Oh, like you always know you take us to bed with you. Out of the hole. That's the kind of. Oh, now it's our fault that you've only got. Well, maybe you should. Maybe rumors. Maybe at the end of your show, you should not call us out by name, but still talk shit about us. You know, I'm just saying. We're terrible human beings and say what the frick knuckleheads. Oh, fuck him.
Speaker: Ward Cleaver over here you go I'm white as shit like I know I'm country as fuck and I'm white as hell but sometimes white people made me go really Goopy bastard makes me go really I don't want to be white anymore I Don't have to worry about that. I'm translucent. Yeah, it's not it's not a bad way. It's just like I
Speaker: We, you really make us look corny as fuck. Children of the corn. Am I right? All right. I said two more, two more. Go ahead and look at those ones. Why are you messaging me on Tinder? You know what?
Speaker: I like that one better than the first one. OK. I already know what you're talking about. Yeah, climate change means the last one. Yeah. All right. All right, cool.
Speaker: We're gonna get that one. I'll buy it right now. That's fine. Now you can joke about River. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna lose my shit. That is awesome. Oh my god. I work out some stuff. Once it comes in, Jarvis, you're in the chat, right?
Speaker: Just put I just put Brian and mark in there because we were talking to insurers and stuff but I can I can I can put Yeah, I'm on the sluttiest essence one yeah, okay, they're cool. No wait. I'll just Rocky. I'll just add you to the slutty assassins Yeah, I'm not allowed to be a part of those closed -door meetings anymore
Speaker: All it is is intros. Pretty much. Do you want Rocky to work on an intro for you? Or are you good with yours? I mean, if if Rockley wants to help, I'm fine with it. Hell, I love what Rockley's done. I'll add you to it. I'll add you to the intro. I feel so bad, dude. I did. I feel terrible asking. And now I'm changing the game up. I'm like, hey, Rocky, by the way, I
Speaker: I host a new show, a men's mental health show and the music show and I need new intro. I love that man, I get to be a background guy. To be fair, to be fair, can I like - Also by the way, these guys need intros too. I'll tell you what - To be fair, can I, can I, can you host my Sunday show Glick? Then I'll just come back on Monday. I really need it.
Speaker: uh dude tonight has been uh today in general has not been my best day you know i feel you guys are gonna get me killed you guys are gonna get me killed in funny on uh uh at work we do our our normal like weekly meetings and uh
Speaker: today. It was my turn to do it. We do like safety and whatnot. And I they're always so boring. You know what I mean? So I frickin hate them fucking safety meetings. So I went and I pretty much just turned it into Family Feud. I got a bodysuit at work. And it shaved my head. That's why I shaved my face too was I came out of Steve Harvey. It was fucking fun. It was great. And I gave away a couple hundred dollars.
Speaker: I'm wearing a kilt, me. Me, Wiggy. I'm wearing a kilt. Oh my goodness. Yeah, just post in that chat once he adds you what's your style and what you're kind of looking for.
Speaker: Well, like Leggy, the last time we were all, she was in chat and she was like talking about like the synthesizers and all that. That'd be, look pretty cool on that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about that last time Rockly was on and he did the, uh, he remixed, uh, assault on precinct 13 thing that night. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll never wear a skirt. Calm down there. Sasquatchy inversion of Roddy Piper. I miss that guy.
Speaker: Yeah, I could be like Roddy you know what I take it back. I'll wear our kill if I could be like Roddy Piper dude That guy came from the streets like you know taken if they would have allowed him to fight Fucking mr. T. He would have killed mr. T. Dude. He was
Speaker: Don't take the bait, brother. Don't take the bait. He's got a big smile on his face. Let it go, man. Don't do it. Don't do it, man. That's all I'm saying. You just be mad. You just be mad as fuck. You be mad as fuck. That's the only thing that you be mad as fuck if this American
Speaker: German Indian motherfucker. And I'm not talking about 7 -11 Indian. I'm talking about Casino Indian. Rock a kill and make that shit look good as fuck. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't don't don't listen. Don't don't. I come from the manliest of manly ancestors. Bloodline. A bloodline of champions. A bloodline of warriors. A bloodline of men.
Speaker: A broad line of Sasquatches. Sasquatchian, German, Native American, indigenous people, if you will. How rare but deechie. American. American. I click. I want you.
Speaker: I don't know where or how this would fit on some Saturday show, but I want you to come in and do fucking Conor McGregor. And then as soon as you saw it down, be like a rare day or two, you heard me, you heard me try to tell him not to take the, you know, who's not ruled by the king of England anymore. America. Do you know who still is?
Speaker: A little island. Oh, good lord. Of translucent people. Translucent people. I feel like that's a movie title, Land of Translucent People. Oh, it's still a skirt, but I'll make that skirt look manly as shit. I'm just saying. I'll do my little jig. Do I have to wear underwear on it? Please do.
Speaker: For the love of all that. All right. All right. I'm going to watch the rest of the show. Love's a lot, brother. It's not going to be much longer. I'm going to finish this beer and call it a night. Yeah. When I see that full, I'm going to beat his ass on site. Legi, you broke my heart, betrayed me. Glink, you're my real one for standing up for me. And, uh, Jarvis, stick on it.
Speaker: I'm pulling a Clint Eastwood up in this bitch. I'm playing both sides against each other I'll make sure to show up in jammy jams next week Wait next week you mean Saturday, right? Yeah
Speaker: I think I think we should I think we should all show up in jammy jam Saturday night. Let's go. Let's go. Put it in the group chat. Everybody show up in jammy jams on Saturday night. I will I will make sure that I do that. All right, guys. Much love, brother. Appreciate you. Well, I killed one co -host tonight.
Speaker: Okay, you know what if we were playing Xbox a little thing would pop up on your Xbox key it's great achievement Go host. It's a telltale game Jeff will remember that Legi fell Falls for climbing to climb metate
Speaker: I'm a today lady lady is head over heels in love with climate today. We fucking even come up with this shit. How how do you think certain people are going to feel? You, you, you check us out next time, next Wednesday to find you floozy. You as a bell.
Speaker: Well, for the first episode of this, this actually turned really interesting. Well, Jarvis, congratulations on killing Jeff. Like, I'm not even literally trying to laugh. Like, my fucking emotional being right now is just like, I hope he's okay. I promise you, you're fine. He's okay. He's just drunk.
Speaker: Like I know he was dealing with a lot and we do have a developing story. However, we do have a developing story. And if I have the time and I have the opportunity, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to clip. I'm going to make a video of Jeff being here and then Jeff in here. And it's just his chair and then the camera turning off and then him going away. And it's going to be like, like, like what happened to Jeff? Where's Jeff? What happened?
Speaker: Did Jarvis cause him to get alcohol poisoning? And then he died. Did the cartel get Jeff? Was Jeff finally extradited by the American palicia? Did Jesse Ventura have something to do with this? What happened to Jeff? Hashtag. What happened to Jeff? How will they feel? No one gives a fuck. They're the neomies. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them and their feelings.
Speaker: Thanks, Glick. Well, hopefully I can make it to next. Hopefully I can make it to Saturday. I play pub on Twitch. I feel like there's a story behind this and I kind of know. I'll tell you about it. I'll tell you about it. Well, yeah, I can give you a short end of the stick maybe tonight. That's fine.
Speaker: Uh, so check us out next Wednesday for episode two, where me and Jeff probably fucking both say we fucking ate each other. Or check out Saturday where Jeff may or may not be able to go. I'm so sorry. Do the, I'm sorry. I'm out eating myself up. You know what? Tomorrow night will be better tomorrow night. I'll be ready. I'm going to be in, I'm going to be locked in.
Speaker: Learn stuff I've prepared myself I'm ready to ask questions. I'm ready to show the boys how it's been mark and Brian. I'm ready to show them what's up Ready to show them how to conduct the proper interview I'm just talking shit mark and Brian Women
Speaker: mind your business. No. Dude, I feel like she could kick your ass, kick my ass, kick Jeff's ass and make this network better. She can't kick my ass. OK. She can't kick my ass. She knows better. Why are you whispering? Why are you whispering? Yeah. You're right, Jarvis. Everything you said was 100 % accurate. What you said?
Speaker: Nothing. I was agreeing with Jarvis. I was, I was agreeing with Jarvis. That's all I was doing. I was just agreeing with Jarvis. Yeah. I don't know what he was saying. Like we're worried about Jeff, like OJ Simpson's ghost may have done, may have found him turn his camera off. And then a few minutes later, he was gone or worried about him. We also have drama.
Speaker: Go fucking because lady is crushing on climate today, but she was also crushing on rocky Well, no, no, no actually was on here rocky showed up no shit. I'm not I'm just saying so there's Rocky and I have made it very clear that on site Climate today is getting the smoke
Speaker: Oh, so why would you put that comment on there? I was literally just here minding my own business. And she just went like, hey, Stephen, look at these and did that. Yeah. Nicki does that to me all the time. She's a bullshit. What? What? Well, I'm not bullshit. Your hair's so pretty. My hair is a mess. Yeah, you need to shave that. Oh, I didn't know you were all the same. Yes. That's why I wear a hat.
Speaker: I got wings on top of my head and I got wings by my ears. Oh, it's again, stop. Like what the hell? Thank you. What is this an inner gender, Matt tag team, enter ginger match. Hey, you leave my gingerness out of this. It's 2024. Do you need a white claw? Do you need a white claw vodka filter to make you feel better?
Speaker: What? I said you know now if you get him to drink a white claw I could literally use that for my oh I could please I don't know what he's up to go get it out. I don't drink Sasquatch drinks white coffee Climate Lee match makes Sasquatch scared
Speaker: Like either jokes and that's it. And that's how they take them. They're just jokes. All right. Well, this is the only one because the other two are peach and pineapple. And I know those are your two least favorite flavor. Is it barely? Here's the water millet. So Alyssa, you drink Jarvis. She don't drink at all. Bubba.
Speaker: I used to, but when my dad stopped drinking, I kind of did solidarity with him. So my friends always told me that white claw tasted the way TV static looked with a hint of flavor. I love that. That is the greatest analogy. So it's so it's one of those things like vodka sodas.
Speaker: This tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow. Wait, I have to go to work tomorrow. Nevermind. I have to get up and take good school. But I've never had a white call in my life. Riley will be so impressed with you. Oh, that fact. I mean, I said fact, by the way.
Speaker: Hey, climate today is a real person. Leggy. Okay. You saw him. We all saw him. Chug. I'm not going to show you. I've never had one of the only five. This has got back in his and I'm not drunk. I wish I was, but I'm not. Yeah.
Speaker: I've never, my El Jimin doors are way better, but the only flavors I have left are grapefruit and that's terrible. I was just second accurate about your wake call. I mean, I like white cloths. Don't get me wrong. They're great summertime beverages. I think, I think this Saturday, Jerry Vichy might show up a little bit hammered. Maybe you're so full of shit. Oh, Jarvis down. We live right next. We live close to a liquor store. I.
Speaker: I will literally go and get that booze, but I need to think my leg. I mean, it literally, I can't be static with a hint of watermelon. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are both right. Even Alyssa barely flavored water, water, water, water, water, water. It's not good.
Speaker: They're great when it's hot. Yeah. Because it's the soda and it gets you hydrated. Yeah. No, soda does not hydrate you. The soda water. Water. Soda, soda water. Liquid IV hydrate you. I can't wake up on pops to become a real thing. Oh, they're not a real thing. I don't know if they are. I didn't look at the liquid IV, but if they are, that is all I will be drinking. I want a box.
Speaker: Yeah, I feel like Nicki will make them a thing she'll take like whatever pour pour the liquor in there and make her own The only two flavors left. There's one pizza on pineapple. Yeah, there's like Or there's grapefruit Paloma El Jimin doors. It tastes like It's That spike sparkling water shit. Yes. It's a soda. It tastes like tastes like flat asshole. I
Speaker: I'll take that as a lady ain't got no ass and she looks like this and they need her booty hole out. That's what this tastes like. I was about to say, cause you don't eat booty. I'm just assuming. I don't know. That's how you get pink eye. I will not be eating the booty like groceries. No, but he beat in the other. Apparently Alyssa is eating a flat ass.
Speaker: I got nothing. I'm going back outside. I'm a teacher is a real person, lady. He was on the show tonight. Oh, my God. Can we end this episode so I can possibly, you know, bang my head against the wall? No, now I've got to finish my beer and my white claw. Oh, God, damn it. White Claw, not approved by Glick. This shit tastes like flat ass.
Speaker: This is gross. Y 'all ladies really be drinking this shit. Like it's something special. I'm talking to the women right now. Y 'all really be drinking this shit. Like it's something special. This is disgusting. This is terrible. Actually the watermelon flavor is kind of nice, but it's like, it's been sitting outside on a, on a, on a table all day long in the sun. I'm just saying.
Speaker: right? Like I imagine what this is what flat ass and meth tastes like. I mean, I've never been I mean, I don't know from first hand experience. I've never eaten a flat ass or fat ass. I mean, I'm I became a fan of the fat ass. I'm not eating. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey man, right brother always been a uh a guitar guy uh and then and then I met niggy and now I got the best of both worlds and I'm very appreciative Hey as they say thick thighs save lives
Speaker: Dolph one and once said set on my face if he dies he dies dies. Yeah What hold me on that but I think that's kind of what he said You know, he wasn't saying about his wife in that movie Mojo once said in Madagascar Okay
Speaker: All right. All right. Let's let her be. She would shoot that. And never mind. You should already know by the look of my wife, which way I'm thinking juicy. Oh, she's my wife is thick, as thick as she needs to be. She's as thick as she can be. She's healthy, thick. How about that?
Speaker: Well, I like them on healthy. I like them when they're having heart attacks while I'm, I like to hear their veins filled with cholesterol as I'm getting there. Nevermind. God. Can we just end this now? Like how are they, how are, how have 16 people watched us tonight? I feel like those people just want to watch the world burn. Love us on X right now, bro. Do they?
Speaker: Yeah, man. X is killing tonight. X is killing it tonight. Let's go X. Fuck you, YouTube. X won't give it to you. Fuck what you heard. Look, I'm not, I don't, I don't want to abuse alcohol, so I can't leave. I mean, I guess I could end this show and just do something else. You can end that, end the show and still drink your beer. Well, yeah, I can just do it somewhere else. I don't like to drink alone. Go outside with Nikki.
Speaker: She's weird. And you're not? She's got cooties, bro. Oh, it's like, give me those. Give me those cooties later on, baby. Oh, I got all of her cooties, and I'll take her cooties. This is weird. Now I feel like this has reached the ASMR portion of the show. Oh, I'm good at ASMR. We did that once upon a time. Oh, please don't.
Speaker: Okay, this is getting fucking weird we gotta end this before Hey leggy send click your bits
Speaker: Oh, no, that's weird. Sorry, like, Oh my God. Why am I drinking a white cloth? This is fucking dude. Be a man. Fucking get rid of that fucking shit. This is the worst. I like, I've had a lot of terrible things in my mouth.
Speaker: You're bits it's from Twitch yes, send me send me send me all your twitch bits bits your twitch bits You want to see some fucked up content watch fucking ASMR
Speaker: Do I see some fucked up content? Go to, go to Twitch and watch back tubs. Hot tubs. What's it called? Hot tubs and whores. I feel like single, I feel like single 18 year old me is like, cool. Me now is just like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Dear Twitch, why are we no longer on Twitch? I don't know. Probably because I was hanging out having fun and Billy Joel was playing in the background and he fucking canceled my life. However, you have a whole fucking category called back and forth. Cancel my life. I fucking hate the piano, man.
Speaker: You got a whole fucking subsets you got a whole fucking topic or whatever the hell it is bathtub hot tubs and whores Billy Joel does not deserve the wife. He has I'm gonna say it You know what I'm not gonna shit on Billy Joel I think he's a great musician thinking super talented and and I like a lot of Billy Joel songs and I'm gonna disagree with you Jarvis Mac Davis No, you know what? You know what?
Speaker: Charlie Rich could steal Billy Joel's wife. Charlie Rich from Biggin' Rich? No. You do not. Don't tell me you don't know who Charlie Rich is. Charlie Rich from fucking behind closed doors. I'll wake you up when I get home.
Speaker: Wake me up before you go go. That's fucking wham you fart. Oh my God. And this man claims to know music. I know music. I just can't think of it right now.
Speaker: Bring me up before you go. Well, then I'm OK, like, yeah, I'm sorry. Then send. Glick your YouTube bits. There you go. Don't. Don't. First and foremost, don't ever fucking disrespect Wham in my presence again, you son of a bitch. I didn't say Wham's bad. I love Wham. It's just didn't like last Christmas. Yeah. Or or or as Ryan Reynolds says it. Why? Why?
Speaker: Wait, this is when Andy and Michael actually earned Plus plus Jeff is my oh You killed my Andrew you killed me originally. Oh my god, here we go Jarvis I'm supposed to die before Jeff
Speaker: How haven't you? Facts on facts. Good question. Like my wife's like, can you believe that you made it to 31? I'm like, yeah. I'm actually surprised by that fact. I was supposed to die before you killed Andrew Ridsley. When did you do that? When did you do the lamb documentary? I mean, it got taken down, so no, I couldn't have watched it.
Speaker: Oh no. When did you do that? I honestly did not watch it. Um, why did they take it down? Like you're literally down. It got taken down. No, no. That's what I'm saying. Why, why did YouTube the, well, it's YouTube, but why'd they, why'd they take it down? They, they took us down because we played Steven Seagal's. Nobody knows who Steven Seagal's are. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I think, well, uh, James, you haven't been here for a while. And I'm going to fucking relive this until I either fucking quit or I fucking killed Jeff tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, allegedly, allegedly, we don't know yet. He's gone. He's no longer here. He's not, he's not a part of this mortal coil anymore.
Speaker: He's up there. He's up there in the nonsensical studio right outside of the pearly gates. He's waiting for the rest of us to see, see, like, that's about fucking YouTube is that if they'll literally see someone do something very, very well, and they'll be like, Nope, ban. I gotta be honest with you because Sundays are my lazy day and my not social media day.
Speaker: He don't even watch my fucking show. Shut up, Jarvis. I do, but I don't. But so I don't watch the documentaries live because I typically try not to do social media live on Sunday or on Sundays, but I usually watch. I usually try to catch the replays, you know, the next day or as soon as I can. I got a strike on Twitch.
Speaker: That's what I do. And I try to avoid social media on Sundays. Twitch is another communist platform. You know, I'll at least like, you know, every once in a while I'll pop in on like, cause I know she's doing a documentary thing. So I'll pop in and at least say hi or drop a lurking thing. And I do the same thing to Jarvis. I'll pop in, you know, let's go.
Speaker: What's up everybody? And then I looked up Jarvis or else you're fired. Thanks for killing Jeff Jarvis. But then I watched the replays on Monday. Everyone's going to watch this replay and be like, come over on Saturday show and be like Jarvis, remember when Jeff was alive. Oh, uh, Saturday, if I remember.
Speaker: Oh, I'm going to title the show either. What happened to Jeff or in remembrance of Jim, please don't like, I'm literally like, Oh, I'm worried for the guy. I am a Dallas, some boys, the man, the wind of the road. Oh,
Speaker: One sweet day. I got a kick out of it. So on my playlist, I have boys, the men, the I'll make love to you. And that came out in the car and Alyssa started blaring it. And I'm like, I was singing it. And she's like, how do you know this song? I'm like, I was raised on this dude. I love boys. The man, one of my favorite groups, whatever you want to call them.
Speaker: I love it blended one fucking anytime and blended with Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler when they're looking at each other all like sexualized fucking Terry Crews with no shirt on comes in and just start singing that song. The hell movie was that blended? Oh, I haven't watched it yet. It's on. What was that? Hulu. I swear it was on Hulu.
Speaker: I got to watch instant family again. We barely knew him. He was a tiny little garden gnome. He wasn't big in stature, but he was big in presence. And he had a lot of life ahead of him.
Speaker: Well, at least we know that, you know, Jerry, she tried with the sports, you know, he's going to, he's going to be a prominent back. He'll, he'll just be on here now and just be like, I mean, at the end of the day, sports guy, you dropped the ball on breaking news. You know, I hate that you put me on the spot as much as you did today.
Speaker: Like you're like, and you know what, just because I'm going to change it up every Wednesday. Like every, you know, like we're all like, I don't want, I did take, I did take it like real serious, but at the same time, like I, I tried to write the shit down and make a script to try and at least be professional. But you, you brought up the NBA playoffs and, and, and, and you really like,
Speaker: Fucking, uh, Boston one night, you got to drop the breaking news, man. The Celtics took the, well, yeah, but at that point, four to one. And currently, currently right now, Dallas is up 92 to 71 with nine and a half minutes left in a series that's tied with the clip in the Clippers, right? Yeah. So if they went tonight.
Speaker: They have to play one more game and win that game in order to close out the series. Uh, what's going on with the Lakers? They lost. They lost. I think they got, I think they got blamed one or yeah. Four to one. Yeah. Okay. So no, they didn't get blank. They just got fucking dominated. Yeah. All right. But yeah, we gotta, we gotta end the show. Fuck.
Speaker: Four hours, almost five. Damn. Yes, lady. I know too lazy to actually respond to your message, but I'm just saying, yes, I know. Yes, we do have to end the show because I have to fucking work tomorrow. God damn it. My wife works one more day tomorrow and then she's off until Monday. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I got to work tomorrow and I have to do a show tomorrow and I gotta work Friday too. So you'll be fine. Ladies and gentlemen, you can always reschedule it for Friday. You schedule what? The show. What show tomorrow night show. Oh, I can't do that. That's not, that's not, that no, no, that's not me. That's, that's, that's Mark and Brian. So, I mean, that's, that's talking shit. Yeah. That's not me.
Speaker: No, I was scheduled this interview would have been on Friday. Yeah. Well, I know that I'm just saying they, they could always, you know, take one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You already got a date locked in. You've already, we've already been promoting it. And, and, and, and, and now, no, no, no, no, no. No. Uh, I'm not doing, I'm not doing the show. I'm not doing a show Friday. I need to do promoting better. Yeah. So tomorrow night is my Friday night show. So I'll, I will, uh, I will put it up on.
Speaker: This you this so it is talking shit Go to bed like special guest that sleep click from Glick's house of music You know, but I'll put it up on our YouTube channel Reverse Glick's house of music with talking shit special guest Richie Ramone but
Speaker: Cause we want to do this as a collaboration, a collaboration between talking shit and Glick's house of music. So I've got to, I've got to get that, uh, get that plug in there somehow. Yeah. Fucking pulling all nighter. I agree with you, Jeeves.
Speaker: Geebles will sleep when I'm dead, but no thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. I know it was like super crazy You know I Changed the game up again I flipped it around I'm doing what I do Next week, hopefully we'll have all our ducks in a row well
Speaker: Jarvis will be doing a sports thing and hopefully Jarvis will, you know, be alive. Oh, you'll be fine. You'll be alive and you'll be fine. We're just, we're, we're kind of learning and, and, and, and we're going to do the Jarvis sports, uh, segment, uh, Connors current events, Jeff's conspiracy corner, and then celebrity news with this guy. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: little hiccups tonight hiccups learning curves where we're adjusting to a new a new show a new format a new way of doing things shout out to Clyde Matite even though
Speaker: I'm sorry but uh he's a bitch. Hey, my man's in him. That's my that's my little bro and you came at him sideways. So, on site, you wanted to smoke. Now, you're getting the smoke whether it comes from him or it comes from me or it comes from both of us. You're getting them smoke. You're getting that smoke, son. You're getting the hands on site. Maybe you're gonna get introduced to my
Speaker: Q just broke my best friend's arm. Time to meet Mr. Taser. But anywho, make sure you guys check out everybody on the network. Check out the network. This is a brand new, the nonsensical network. Ladies and gentlemen, Monday through Sunday, we have shows Monday men caring for men. Tuesday is just garage Wednesday. What the fuck news Thursday talking shit.
Speaker: Friday is Glick's House of Music. Saturdays is nonsensical nonsense, your unhinged, unapologetic, open door challenge show, the flagship show of the network, nonsensical nonsense. The show that started this all
Speaker: that brought us to where we are today, nonsensical nonsense. And then Sunday's wrapping the week up with the Gera Vichy buggers. Actually it's Jarvis podcast, but we call it the Gera Vichy. I'm doing a podcast over here.
Speaker: Yeah, I can't do it. But, uh, and then, uh, you know, we're on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock. We do do the shows live Monday through Sunday on YouTube and Facebook. Make sure you join us live. We've got a chatters box for everybody to be involved. And you can also listen to us on all the major platforms, anytime, any place.
Speaker: All at the nonsensical network or simply go to bio .link slash the nonsensical network. Good night, everybody. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. It went away longer than it was planned to be. This is Wednesday night and it's a five hours and we're almost at five hours. I'm going to wrap the show up with.
Speaker: a little jelly roll featuring Eminem with heaven and hell Jarvis if you would like to hang out throughout the song we're gonna wing it tonight but we're gonna come down with we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna figure out closing phrases so to say but if you'd like to hang out throughout this song and then come back and close it out and tell everybody go fuck themselves and
Speaker: Fuck you, Jeff. RIP, bitch. But I got Eminem and Jelly Roll. It's one of those AI producers who created this song and it's a remix of Jelly Roll's Heaven and Hell because I was talking about Jelly Roll earlier and I love this fucking song.
Speaker: county jail revival. I'm a bottle in a bottle. I'm a rolling stone disciple with a cross across my face. I'm a trailer park tornado, jagged inches on my halo. Hope the chariot gonna swing low and carry me away. This little light of mine
Speaker: Damn near burned me alive Lord knows that mama tried and I don't know we're fine
Speaker: Aggressively worse, try your best to reverse Unsuccessfully flirting with certain deaths and reverting to your pro -methazine urge The fucking devil he lurks Lose your best for any smirks Wake up and everything hurts And as you spiral down with listen I know just how it is when you start slow Then before you notice it now you're mixing Oxy's without prescription Call medicine valiant with them But ain't that how addiction sort of works They call it lean cause you gravitate and lean towards the perp The blessing or the curse of fame Cause now you can afford to serve
Speaker: Next night a rap so you pop it for you, record it first Your bars wear down like a rabbit out of hat makes you wanna
Speaker: Goshachi, boxy, cordon -a -linas, probably We got no peep and ODB, so many who ODB Way too young to go see me, I was lucky My escape was narrow in due Now think I take it for granted That I'm still here synthetic, caroling you Tried to kill me, then you murdered Jared, didn't you? Piece of shit, thanks to you Now we lost gangsta, poo and pimpsie, Prince and Michael Mixon, night wolf, prescription rights, addictions Like a fucking vicious cycle, choose we will forever miss you To the younger generation, I ain't lecturing you, but man, just be careful
Speaker: halfway halfway. That's cool. That's a cool **** remix right there. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys right now. We'll be back next Wednesday night for a brand new episode of what the **** news.
Speaker: Make sure you tune in to the network for all the shows. Ladies and gentlemen, show everybody some love. Yeah. Unfortunately for you guys, you're going to see me for the seven days of the week. It's just, it is what it is. And you're going to see Jarvis seven of the seven days, which might be worse than seeing me four.
Speaker: I think I need to close actually six days, but nonetheless. Hey, it's delicious. Thank you. And with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, Jarvis, what would you like to leave the people with before we leave? Jeff, are you okay? Do we need to send the federales? Do we do do a wellness check? Love you, Jeff. My man, Jeff, right?
Speaker: That'd be great on Saturday nights. We're not physical nonsense. That'd be a great closure for you. Jeff Wright. Anyways, and that's the news. I'm holding like a fucking like plush of Jeff. Instead of Ricky. Jeff Wright. Ladies and gentlemen, and that's the news. Jeffrey the giraffe, yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna get through this. I'm gonna get through this. You got this. And that's the news as Glick sees it. Thanks for watching. Now we get to have awkward
