Nonsensical Nonsense 374: Our 3 year anniversary celebration

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Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Hey y 'all better look the fuck out today my crayons are short the box is full my bottle of glues topped off from my helmets on tight baby we bought the rhythm with

Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.

Speaker: Well, technical difficulty, a little hiccup, not really technical difficulty, more on my end. Uh, notifications were clearing out my whole, like my whole screen and I couldn't tap the next video. I was like, God damn it. Just let me fucking drop it down. It wouldn't be nonsensical nonsense without the craziness, without the shenanigans.

Speaker: without some kind of fucking hiccup at the very beginning of the show, but it is what it is. Welcome everybody. Happy Saturday night. This is not just an ordinary Saturday night. It is a celebration to say.

Speaker: Jeff and I have reached another milestone, you know, the almost 30 ,000 listens on the podcasting platforms, over 20 ,000 views on YouTube. You know, I wish our numbers were, our followers and subscribers were about, but that's okay. I'll take the views over followers any day of the week.

Speaker: Um, but, uh, you know, we have reached another milestone and it is three years. We're celebrating tonight. We're going to have fun. We're going to hang out with our friends tonight. Three raise hell and praise Dale, baby. Amen to that. I'll drink to that.

Speaker: Yes, sir. So, I got we got lots of people. They'll probably be coming up at some point tonight. Uh some surprises, some stuff like that. It is Saturday night. So, there's the open door challenge. We got Jarvis. I mean, Jeravishi. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. I'm doing a podcast here, man. What's the matter?

Speaker: Don't touch the hair. How do you guys become a successful podcast and continue to go for three years? Yeah, we do dumb shit like that. Make fun of everybody. We hold up three like this, you know, because our fingers get stuck like that. The German way. Do we do it the German way? The three. Is this okay? Wait, hold on. I heard this. Anyways.

Speaker: Oh, you know what? I hate to say it, but the show wouldn't be the same without him. He's been here since day one. He's, he's, he's my OG. He's my co -pilot. He's my goose to my maverick when the goose doesn't die. I gotta die now. You're my Sam Elliott to Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse. I can deal with that. I don't have the deep voice. He's the Robin to his Batman.

Speaker: No, no, no, two, two, two wrestling fans out there. He's, he's my Farooq to my Bradshaw with my JBL. It's an old school wrestling reference, but the one and only Jeff, he is, he is the co -creator of this show. We started almost three years ago. I know, actually over three years ago. So, uh, you know, we've been having fun. It's been a hell of a ride. It's a lot of up and down.

Speaker: Wobbly Ride at times. We've had co -hosts come and go. We've had friends of the show come and go. We've had people copy us and imitate us. We've had Beyonce's come and go. I've had Beyonce's come and go. I've had girlfriends come and go. Sorry, that was too easy. Just life has had many men come and go.

Speaker: Yeah, fucker. You got jokes now, huh? You got more jokes for me? It's only true. No, it's been an interesting three years to say the least. Yes, we have watched. Watch me not be good at relationships. Let's be honest. The only relationship that's been solid for three years is this one.

Speaker: Again, this has been the longest relationship in the last three years. This has also been my longest relationship in life is with this asshole of all the people. I'll make you stop getting mad when I keep talking about trying to marry my best friend. But it has been a

Speaker: a fun ride. What's going on, Leggy? What's going on, Mark? We're going to get the links up here in just a few minutes. I want to do a few things. I'd love to see your guys' faces up here tonight, Mark, Brian, Leggy, Flaisan. You know, we've got some few other guests that I've got to send some links out to to teach to his child.

Speaker: Yeah. And ultimately, the number one, my Andrew Ridgeley. That's the one we forgot. That's the lamb. STDs come and go, well, Jeff's been the worst. I don't know. He's like a fungus. Every time I think he's gone away, he pops back up. I'm like herpes.

Speaker: But no, it has it has been fun. I do. So you guys have got to bear with me. I you know, I just I need to take like first and foremost like 10 minutes just to kind of I want to show you guys for those of you who haven't heard it yet. I want to show you guys.

Speaker: or let you guys listen to - I'm already cringing. I'm already cringing. Our first attempt at an episode. I also have something else that I want to play and thank you to everybody who made that possible. You guys were awesome and we appreciate all the nice and kind words and stuff like that. So I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to pull this up and I'm going to leave.

Speaker: I'm going to leave us. Oh, Jesus. This is this is out. Oh, how you doing, sir? What's going on, man? I just wanted to see what's up. Well, I got my cigarettes ready. I got my family because it's 10 ,000 degrees in this room.

Speaker: because you're not in Mexico of course it's oh man no idea well I I set up in my room where I have I literally laid out I'm laying on the bed I set up a whole bunch of clean clothes on the bed to counteract any echoing

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Speaker: Anyway, so I mean, I can't believe I'm actually saying this but this is a real thing. So this is the first episode of nonsensical nonsense. I mean, this is the real thing. I'm pretty stoked about it. I don't know how you're feeling about it. Oh, I've been dreaming about this ever since I heard the first ever episode of Kevin Smith's podcast.

Speaker: And I was like, and I was always like, Oh, I would love to do a podcast. And this is like, I would love to do a podcast, but who would I do it with? You know, and when we both found out that we bought both like doing podcasts and talking endless hours of shit, pretty much. And it's very easy for both of us, Lord. How many times just in the last few weeks have we gone off on tangents for an entire day?

Speaker: Well, my wife yelled at me yesterday because you and I wouldn't stop talking. Just sending messages back and forth. She'll have to get used to it. I mean, I don't think we'll ever be on the level of Kevin Smith or anything like that. I mean, we're just two dummies. We are two dummies just like the rant. I was explaining the concept.

Speaker: of nonsensical nonsense to my mother yesterday. And you met my mother, I think once, once or twice. A long, long, long time ago. I think it was graduation. Yeah, it was graduation day. Yeah. And for those of you who don't know, Glick and I have known each other for, what, 24, 25 years?

Speaker: Yeah, about 25 years now we've known each other. And so I was explaining to my mother yesterday, I said, you know, Glick and I are starting this podcast and she's like, okay, what's a podcast? I said, well, it's basically a radio show. She's like, that's perfect because you two idiots will just talk for days.

Speaker: And I said, exactly. She's like, it's probably nothing I want to listen to. I mean, yeah, it's not like it's going to be anything. It's not like we're going to go. I said, well, we're not going to go crazy filthy. I'm sure there's times we will. We lost that line. It's not our main goal. Like, for instance, we were talking about the Batman thing yesterday. And yeah, it's not a new trailer.

Speaker: my being at a family reunion and my uncle had Batman on VHS. We talked a lot about that. That dates me a little bit. I have BB gun wars. We'd shoot each other with fucking BB guns. I have a race to this day that still have BBs lodged in their, in their body from us shooting each other or frozen paintballs. Like I could not. What did you do? You put on a jeans jacket.

Speaker: That would protect you like now I could not imagine my kids doing that even like even like when the kids get the nerf guns out I'm like God I'll shoot each other in the face because That's we're getting older because as a kid don't think about that because I remember shooting my brother in the nose maybe

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Speaker: I don't know how many feels about you putting his name out there, but yeah. But I think that was just, it's like, that's just a kid thing. Like as an adult, we're like, what the fuck were we thinking as a kid? You were like, yes, this is in my defense. We were all taking turns shooting each other's hard hats off with that new pressure watch. All right.

Speaker: Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't vindictively. It was literally to knock the hard hat off his head. It's not my fault he flinched and got a knife push on his forehead. He popped in the weave. I've got a message for you. Vince, if you're listening, please send us a picture of the story on your voice. If you still have it.

Speaker: So we can put it somewhere Because we can put it where people can see it. I mean we got nonsensical nonsense Facebook Instagram and Twitter Yeah, we'll put it on the Instagram Facebook pages Hilarious but let's not even get started on some shit that we All know who he was Anyways But he gave me right home

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Speaker: literally bs and butt head if they did radio yes we started this show just what just before covid right it was just yeah but uh i got the i got the blowjob joke in there i mean they did kind of make a bj joke in there

Speaker: But what's funny is like that was our cleanest show we've ever done. Well, you guys also had to remember, you know, we're we're basically on on. So, you know, we were using an anchor app to to record these these shows and was live. So it was basically like a phone call. It wasn't live. We couldn't see each other. So Jeff had no idea what he was doing because

Speaker: he'd never done any streaming or anything like that before. So essentially it just became like those, that was a, that was a glimpse into normal phone call. Like our normal phone calls in the last three or four hours of us talking, which again, no two grown dudes should ever spend that much time on the phone together. But no, here's what's crazy. We, we spend three hours on the fucking phone, then get off the phone for 15, 20 minutes go, Oh shit, I got to tell Chris this. And then the three hours on the fucking phone. So.

Speaker: Yeah, it is. That full clip is on our YouTube page. I did put it up there. We don't really do much on there other than these fucking lives. I got some shorts and stuff like that. But anyways, from very, very, very, very humble beginnings to

Speaker: where we are now today. Not much better, folks. I was going to say, we've mildly improved. We stopped interrupting each other. Well, some of us have. So that's what we're going to hang out tonight. We're going to have fun. We're going to celebrate the last three years.

Speaker: I do want to get, I want to allow you guys to come up here. Jeffrey, it is Saturday night. It means it's an open door challenge. Go ahead and drop that link one time. Also, don't forget to check us out on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. We do these shows live on YouTube and Facebook, uh, Wednesdays and Saturday nights. You can check us out at 7 PM ish 7 7 15 ish.

Speaker: Uh, and then you can listen to us wherever you listen to podcasts at whatever platforms you use all at nonsensical nonsense, or take your little fingers on a journey, a little typing journey, if you will. And go ahead and type out a little mile dot link slash nonsensical nouns rounds. Hmm. Yeah. So all of our links are there. Click them in.

Speaker: And you can check out our sponsors as well. Liquid IV, W Energy, and Zinkaster .com. Make sure you use our promo code to check out, get those savings and discounts. Anywho, so I think I've got the invites sent out to everybody. I need to send them out to now. It's just a matter of waiting and see what happens. Anywho, share the screen while we do that.

Speaker: Any minute now. I feel like just us staring at the screen, like whoever out in Hollywood's like, dude, just us staring at the screen is still better than some other content creators out there. What's up, how you doing, man? What's up, buddy? This is the part where we asked you a question. This is the part where you were.

Speaker: It was like, hold on a second, are we about to get wiener bombed by a fake policeman? No, no, no, no, no. I had other windows open. I was getting a lot of that. And even if there's going to be an Edward and a wiener.

Speaker: Not very impressive, though, buddy. I'm just saying. It's a little impressive. It gets a little far, right? I see what that looks like. It's the first intersection of our friend Hodor. Oh, my God. Glittering in. Glittering in. Oh, don't think you're off the hook there, Miss Leggy. You better show your face tonight. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Um, Hey, you leave me and my translucent counterpart out of this. That is not where I thought you were going to go with that. Sorry. Like I did not know where I was going with that either. I was getting ready to say, whoa, whoa, you'd be nice to them. First, I just want to get one thing out of the way. Congratulations on three years. That's amazing. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Appreciate that.

Speaker: And all your three followers, I'm sure appreciate Most of them probably have family families and lives to go to now and don't have any time to watch the show In the last three years our our fan base our fan base has like gotten lives and have stuff to do and Had kids

Speaker: Graduated kids. I was listening to the six hour show from the last Saturday. I think it was last Saturday and it was it was the it was the one where we told drunk stories. Oh, yeah, it was last Saturday night, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, man. Six hours on Spotify on a 20 minute drive. I just couldn't get it all in.

Speaker: We're trying to get lost on accident. The really cool thing, and I debated shortening the show, but one of the things that I learned from getting messages or email, it used to be emails back in the day, there's a lot of truckers that listen to our show and love the show and love the long format because

Speaker: You know, they could, they could, in all honesty, they could drive from like Cleveland, Cincinnati and listen to one Saturday show. That's true. Very true. Or, you know, whatever. But they enjoy listening to the show and the longer formats or guys like I used to be who drove all day long every day. You know, I spent my entire day in a truck or in a vehicle. Yeah. So I listened to a lot of podcasts. There was a lot of podcasts out there that

Speaker: that I still enjoy, like last podcast on the left, the podcast network, you know, and man, I would be caught up on all their shit. I don't even know how many episodes I'm behind now at this point. But, you know, sometimes it's nice to take us in doses to that 20 minute drive, listen to 20 minutes of the show and then come back later. Well, after having many six hour episodes, there's a lot of good clips you can take out of there.

Speaker: Yeah, it's just a matter of finding. It's a matter of one of us sitting down and actually doing it, which means it'll never get done. Which means she means by one of us, me. Yeah, let's be honest. I ain't going to do it. I feel like we need to put a warning for anyone that listens to any of the episodes in the six hour format. If you want to end up in a mental institution, listen to this whole episode. Yeah. What's going on, Mark? How you doing, man? Oh, good. Come out from the episode script.

Speaker: person like a sailor, too. I mean, seriously, in that first episode, there was one shit bomb the entire thing that we there was no almost no cussing that first episode. And now we can't go eight minutes from one. And I said shit. Well, that was only 10 minutes of a three hour episode. No, no, because it was like an hour. No, the first episode was like an hour and a half. No.

Speaker: Really? The first episode was, uh, I can tell you. Cause I thought, well, I thought we, the first episode was just a little over two hours. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cause we, we eventually got it to the point where we're like, fuck, we need to go longer. Yeah. Um, well, it looks like Brian's on the run. Everyone. Yeah. You and Winston that Frank.

Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the

Speaker: I'm just talking with you guys. How are you? Never do good. Saturday, we're here. It's different. I'm on a laptop. You're doing what with us? Yeah, that's what he's doing. I'm on a laptop today, so it's a little hard. I'm trying to figure out what's a good setting place for me and stuff like that. So if these prison walls get tall. Here's a piece of advice for a good setting. Somewhere flat.

Speaker: and not wobbly. So not on my lap. OK, gotcha. It's overfilled. I'm going to need you to calm down. I'm kidding. You got a handsome son of a bitch. Something like that? Sure. You're good, man. Let's go with it. Did you get my request when you sent me the Facebook message, Brian?

Speaker: I have no clue. I was trying to figure out how to hell to log into this thing. And I was like, Hey, Mark, can't we just log in from StreamYard? Can I just copy the link, paste the link? He was like, yeah, no. I was like, come on, bro. So I coded that, you know, he didn't know it's Facebook. So change the damn password and get on it that way. No, I was going to say, send the link over.

Speaker: We had mentioned something the other night about Bryce coming back up and he said, yeah, just send me a link. If I can come in, I'll come in. So I didn't know if you could send him over that link. I'll send it to him. Yeah. Yeah. I do want to play a couple of things here. Let me make sure I get these in order here. I think they're in order. I should have put them in order, but I was so aggravated and frustrated. Apparently I learn new things every day about StreamYard. And apparently on StreamYard,

Speaker: You can't upload a video that's longer than 10 minutes and you can't upload a video that's more than 200 megabytes. I don't know how I upload these videos. Apparently I'm just fucking stupid and I need to figure out how to upload them a different type of way so they're not so big. You know when Bryce was on here the other night though, why didn't you ask him for his phone number?

Speaker: Yeah. Let me ask the guy, you know, why we're live for his phone number and then he just puts it out there live live. I met some of us actually get one or two listeners. I'm like you guys. So, I mean, we don't want to put all three of our listeners type his phone line for all three minutes. It's my dad and his mom. So, no, quite honestly, our last one, no matter how fucked up it was, we still got over a hundred views.

Speaker: it got over 100 subscribers for just that alone on YouTube. Well, I'm like, I'm like, fuck you. I want I want it on Facebook. You put you put a poor drunk old man with bipolar on your show and let him ramble. It's amazing what happens. Jeff. That's a good time, man. So if anybody else. Well, I was I was treating him like I would. Jeff, you know, I was like, you know what? I told Brian last night

Speaker: Not your guys' fault, props to you guys for trying to steer that train. That took a lot for you guys to try to have some kind of control. I didn't get a chance to see it. I fell asleep right after work and I plan to come up. Don't. Jeff, go watch it. It's not a bad episode. It's not a bad episode. The gentleman that they had on there was just, I don't want to sound like a dickhead.

Speaker: uh but he was a bad guest i don't want to shoot on i don't want to show him well listen here's here's my here here was my issue i think my main issue with the guy was when i asked the question it was a simple question as to how did you find yourself in hollywood but we went all the way back to the beginning of his childhood

Speaker: And he wanted to talk. It was great. It was wonderful. You know what he wanted to do. Yeah. But it was just, you know, sometimes with live shows, you don't always get what you want. You never know what to expect. But he but he he messaged me, told me he had a fun time. He enjoyed it, you know.

Speaker: I think if he does it again, I think that it would be changed up a little bit to where he may know now, like, hey, these guys are going to ask me a few questions and maybe I shouldn't go all the way back to my childhood. I was born at a very young age. It wasn't a terrible show. And I think a lot of it might have been, well, as I told Vicki, I said, that must be a PA thing because her dad is the exact same way when he's drinking.

Speaker: And they're only about 45 minutes out of Pittsburgh. So maybe it's a Pittsburghian thing, I don't know, because you ask them a question about the weather today and all of a sudden you're in 1963 and you're in South Pittsburgh and you're waiting for a Pirates game and you're there with your with your Memaw and your Papaw and it's your first part. And I'm like,

Speaker: Well, I wasn't even alive back then. I don't know if it was going to rain. It was going to fucking rain. And if I should move my car, I don't get stuck in the yard. Well, the great part about it was it's not that bad, but you know what I mean? He was talking about his college football days. Like, I was really hoping that he was going to tell us. I was really hoping that you guys would have dove more into his football career because I was like, oh, wow. To see who else he's played with and stuff. But he didn't want to. It was like he would go into it and then go out of it. Go into it and then go out of it.

Speaker: The man was a lawyer, okay? A lawyer. It's absolutely insane. So he knows how to avoid a question. You were a lawyer? What? He went from a lawyer to, you know, when he wanted to start acting, he couldn't stand or actually when he was doing trying to be a lawyer, he could not stand up and talk. So I'm trying to figure out how he became a lawyer. But I mean, all in all, he

Speaker: He's an actor. So I mean, a lot of people have that fear of speaking in public and believe it or not, this guy right here hates to talk in public. You do it now though. You just don't realize it.

Speaker: Well, yeah, no, I do it now. You can't see the crowd here. Dude, in all honesty, the first time that I the first time I was ever on podcast, you know, I took the trip down to Tampa and met everybody. And you know, my buddy Kevin Hawley had a podcast, a former friend who's now just a raging douchebag. He pretends to have a podcast. He still pretends to have a podcast. Hey, hey, hey, hold on. Don't talk about counter that way.

Speaker: You can't talk about somebody that can't defend themselves, Mark. No. That's why I said that. That's why I was saying that. I was on, I was on like four or five, I think maybe six podcasts total that week. In the first two, I was a nervous fucking wreck.

Speaker: They're like, look, what is your problem? You literally do periscope in front of thousands of people every Saturday night. You can't fucking talk into a microphone with my phone. Yeah. And I was like, well, first and foremost, Kevin, that's not a microphone. You're not fooling anybody. So get it out of my face. But yeah, I know the first, the first, I'm such a child. I'm reading counters.

Speaker: But, um, but no, I was nervous. The first, the first two shows that I was on after that, it was just, let's go turn the mic on and let's fucking rock and roll. Yes. But, uh, a lot of the truck. I do. I don't like, I don't like to talk in front of people. Um, you know, there was, there was, it was a good show. It was just, you know, he was just all over the place and that might've been nerves on his end. Maybe he didn't know what to expect.

Speaker: I'm gonna do an interview in that stop like you guys like you like you guys do But nonetheless outside of okay, you know, I said when I said during that show I said that was just the start of our Wonderful little trip that we're gonna go down This coming up week is the fun one Well, the funny thing is about the way you guys and we do interviews is while we're doing the interview We're also insulting the crowd

Speaker: What do you guys want on on YouTube? We're on YouTube. We're on Facebook. We're on Instagram. How do you find like I type and talk and I type that into the search engine. It could be I out. It could be I out. There is no I. What's up with the at sign? Put the at sign talking. SHTTT. OK, that's that's like trying to look up your face because you just get look at your face.

Speaker: Yeah. At talking. Listen, I was trying to do it so we wouldn't get kicked off of. Mark was typing the word and then he fell down the stairs. That's how he had to have hip replacement. Yeah, it's an actual talking shit, but we decided that we weren't going to. I still, I still can't find you guys.

Speaker: Mark, you got to fix that. Blaze it out just sends you a link. I was going to say, put the link in the private chat there. You can do that, too. There you go. Put it in there, Mark. That's all you. You can type that. I don't want to do these.

Speaker: I want to kind of throw these up periodically. Some of our friends sent us some nice messages, some nice shout outs. And I haven't seen them yet. Some of our friends have never changed and they don't know what they're on anymore.

Speaker: Uh, and, and, and one of our friends actually did actually something that I'm going to post on our social media because he did an amazing job, uh, shouting out the show and stuff like that. Uh, but I had to, I had to clip it down to make it a little bit shorter. I don't think that was me and Brian then.

Speaker: I forgot to put Mark and Brian's video in there. Oh, shucks. No, I do want to kind of throw these up periodically. I do have three different videos, but we'll start with this one here because it's got my guy. Hold up before you do that. Where'd your red headed step? I'll let you know.

Speaker: Okay. So, he said he's working on his internet and he's hoping to be back here in a little bit but uh I guess I had to make three little compilation videos because the one video that I made apparently I can't post on StreamYard. Whatever StreamYard.

Speaker: and they got the link to their channel and the private chat thing. But I want to go ahead and throw this up real quick. Thank you to all of our friends that sent us some nice messages and videos and stuff like that. What's up, guys? Three years of nonsensical nonsense. I can't believe it. I remember the first episode, it was pretty bad. It's one and only kill a cam. I remember.

Speaker: When Glenn let me out of the basement and he allowed me to get some water and some food and he let me watch the episode and I was honored to watch it from my cage and then he locked me back up and recently he let me back out again.

Speaker: If any of you guys watch the show, you'll get the reference. But man, three years, it's been awesome to watch you guys. Liquid IV sponsorship, Blacktop Mojo coming on the show. I give Glick a lot of credit, Jeff too, but Glick, you're doing good things, bro. I'm not gonna take the credit for anything that I've done. I just wanna watch you guys grow and be successful and I love you guys, good luck.

Speaker: Hello, it is I, the Big Dog, named this guy by Glick because he got too sexually frustrated calling me daddy because Big Daddy was my original name and he couldn't handle it without getting a boner. So he named me the Big Dog. It's anniversary time again and I just want to know

Speaker: Want to give the show a shout out up in there. Uh, shortly after it's humble beginnings, he was having a stroke. Thank you. Also happy three -year anniversary. Wish I'd been there for the first ever show, but you know what? I'm here now. So yeah. I just want to say happy three -year anniversary, Glick, Jeff, and everybody at nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: and I did a great almost two minute video like doing a full on show shout out that I'm going to post on social media. I just had to clip it down. I had to clip mics down because Mike went on some weird tangent about Tony with a D and he calls him Tony with the D because he's black and then like a whole bunch and I was like, well, I'm like, let me take care of the typical Mike fashion. Yeah.

Speaker: Um, but, uh, I was just like, God love you, big dog. But, and I will say this, I had to cut it out, but he did it in the video. Uh, you know, maybe I'll save it and play it just randomly down the road, but he did it in the video with a little peace out a town down. Yes. That's the bar I was waiting for. Yeah. But, uh, like I said, I had, I had to, I had to shorten it up a little bit. Um,

Speaker: I don't know if it's creepy. Basically, it's just a whole lot of stroke and glitzy go to night leggy. Oh, not everyone. Well, not everybody. Just Mike. Just just Mike. Nobody else is. Some people pretend that I'm going to be nice tonight. I'm going to be nice tonight. But um I got another morning. It's Connor. Welcome to the

Speaker: I am. If I look disheveled, it's because I feel disheveled. It's because I am disheveled. You look disheveled every single day of your life. So this is nothing new. This is normal Connor just showing up on the show. It's been a long day, buddy. It's been a long, long day. Like I'm going to change your name to Dorothy, man, because you look like Dorothy just popping out of the tornado, bro.

Speaker: Oh, no, I've been I've been driving around all day. I had the Carson's baseball practice out in Evansville, which is an hour away. That was this morning trailer. And then, well, it's really closer to where you live, right? Yes, but I'm moving to Evansville. There's to show. So now everybody in the listening audience knows that Connor lives in Evansville. It's about you're not going to find.

Speaker: We're having still is up to you to find out. If you do find me, you will leave my house with holes. More than you came in with. And how many holes does the human body have, Jack? I knew you were going to fucking do it! Three to four. Actually, it's 10. Now it's 10. It's fucking eight. Women have 11.

Speaker: How much does the stone weigh? Yeah, that's a good question. We went down this road before about... I'm pretty sure we did. Yeah, Chris weighs like 10 stone or something like that? Yeah. Oh, it's more than... He weighs way more than 10 stone. The one stone is 14 pounds. Okay. I did not know it. Learn something new. I'm like 27 stone or something like that. 28 stone and some shit like that. I don't like... I gotta pull out the calculator because doing that...

Speaker: I'm a math math math math person over here. I'm counting that. What? Are you OK? Cash. What are you counting? Are we counting how many testicles you have? $1 bills at a time. $3 bills at the strip club earlier. Those are big tips.

Speaker: I'm 300 pounds. How many stone is that all of them?

Speaker: I'm 12 .85. Chris, let's be honest. You're a fucking quarry. Chris is only 10 stone. The stone is quartz. Yeah, I think I think I'm right about 300. God, I hope I don't want to get on a scale and it says one and a half stone.

Speaker: Well, the problem is, when you get on a scale, it says one at a time. One of those, one of those lightweights. Heavyweight champion of the world, baby. Chris, put it out there again. What do you weigh? All of them. No. That's one and a half stone. There you go. Last time I got on the scale, three double zero. Three bills. I'm like right there, dude. I'm at like 260. That's not right there.

Speaker: bro. It's it's pretty **** I even it's like I did yesterday. We're going to have a big problem. We've been round up, I guess. I was I was worrying about my weight. You guys are like a lightweight. The funny thing is I weighed 150 pounds. Yeah. Jeff, Jeff is pushing 200 in these three foot tall. So, that's what they want me to weigh. Jeff looks like that fat **** Blueberry and Willy Wonka.

Speaker: You still going to the gym? Yeah, I'm still going to the gym. And of course, for some, for no reason, you just pull into the parking lot. Oh no, I spent the parking lot and smoke. Okay. You wait on your wife. At least go in the shower and whack off. No, I actually, I'm actually going to the gym. Like I go three times a week.

Speaker: Just because like Mondays are fucking insane for me. So I go Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturday morning. I've yet to do a leg day because fuck that. Yeah, leg days are for fucking. Yeah.

Speaker: losers I had lost I derailed sorry yeah no well the trainer Jim's like dude I've never seen you do legs I'm like dude I walk to the store every day that's my legs ah he's like what do you walk to the store for cigarettes

Speaker: I was going to say, I got a big property. I walk, I got two seven -story buildings. Most days I take the elevator, but some days I'm feeling extra spicy and I take the stairs. So, you know. Leggy, how's your cock, by the way? No, it's her cock. It's this.

Speaker: Jeff, have you seen the airbag vest? I sent her that. I did that. Like right after she broke her coxis, I sent her a video of an incident. And it puffs up and she sent me a message back. Hang on. What do I get one? I was like, you need one.

Speaker: Hang on. But yeah, like the episode or two after that, after she had broke her goxes, I was on Instagram and I saw a video for it and I poured it. Like, there you go. You need that. Jarvis, is that really you? Where did he go? Did you kick him out? I fired him.

Speaker: No, I fucking internet decided to fuck up. Did you get the text Jarvis? I just fired you. Did you get the text? This time they actually have the balls to do it face to face. I just wanted to see your face when you read it off the show. But my knee is getting progressively worse and just cut your leg off. It'd be fine.

Speaker: I forgot Connor was here, but then he did show up and then leave. You put your one knee on and I told her I told her a couple weeks ago we could cut her leg off and she could be like our pirate friend. However, yeah, you know, like I didn't invite you up here. You're gonna hurt my feelings. Yeah. I'm gonna send her a rascal. A rascal. Get one of those rascals.

Speaker: Did you see the guy on Instagram? He took one of those rascals and he put like a, like a 200 CC motor on it. That was like 80. I was like, I want one.

Speaker: It reminds me of those lazy boy, uh, lazy boy chairs people put motors in. Well, there's a guy, there's a guy I watch on, I'm used to. Just to drive around my neighborhood and just. Well, there, there's a guy I watch on YouTube. He, he, he buys all these weird motorcycles and shit, but he bought a go -kart that's got a, uh, was a, uh, a Ninja three, a Ninja 600 on it. The motors are from a Ninja 600.

Speaker: But whoever built it, like, doesn't know how well then the floor was like basically cardboard. So you are. Yeah, you are seven days. You are. You don't want to be on the recliner, though.

Speaker: Take the empty TV frame, attach it to right in front of you on a recliner. Have you seen the guys? Just drive up to somebody's house and just have a remote control. There's a set of guys in, I think they're in Amsterdam, and they took a couch and put building onto a raft. And in the center of the couch is a handle that is hooked to a trolling motor.

Speaker: and they got a TV and the whole thing set up and they joe up and down the canals in Amsterdam on this fucking couch with their feet up and they're reclined and everything just trolling around. I'm like, I want one. But with Glick, he's going to have a ride along that's going to have a cooler full of fucking beer. Oh, no, they got that in front of them and they built like basically a living room set on this raft. And it's all powered by a trolling motor. I would 100%. I would 100%. My dream is to own a boathouse.

Speaker: What's that? A boat house or a house boat? A boat house boat. Whatever you want to call it. It's the same **** thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I want something. I want what Jay Gyllenhaal had and the greatest movie ever made. It's a house boat. It's not a boat house. It's a house boat. Whatever it is. Look, look,

Speaker: We don't need to talk about Mark's favorite movie, okay, we don't I just want to I want like a really big houseboat boat house, whatever You know that I can live on the water in

Speaker: And if I'm like, yeah, I'm bored here. I'm going to go down to the Gulf and go see my friends Mark and Brian. And then I'm going to be bored there. And I'm going to be like, I'm going to drive past Cancun and flip Jeff off. I don't want to see him, but I'm going to flip him off. Maybe throw some shit at his house. Jeff's business is multi platform.

Speaker: I've been working out with Tom Brady. Yeah. I am like an hour and a half from the water. How little did you know that my boat house has wheels? As a trebuchet, you put a trebuchet on the front of your house. Jeffery, I have a trebuchet. Please come outside. You'll have a helo pad. He'll fly over. See how you're doing. No, there's a kid on YouTube.

Speaker: There's safety boats for cargo ships that are completely enclosed. Have you seen these things? These big orange fiberglass, they look like submarines, but they're a safety boat and they launch out the back of the boat. This kid bought one and he's actually turning it into a houseboat. Is a safety boat kind of like a safety boat? Sure, it's not a boat house.

Speaker: no it's i'll find you a picture of it it's literally it it it's designed to hold like it's it's designed to hold like 22 people and it's literally just rows of seats and he took all the seats out it's completely but no because it's literally about it's maybe 26 foot uh breaking news ladies and gentlemen breaking news

Speaker: Uh, we cannot have Jarvis's pajama jam party because apparently he's wearing basketball shorts tonight. Thanks for. Oh, okay. So now that I'm wearing something else, now I'm going to hear a fucking three hour monologue on, Oh, you can't wear anything relaxing, Steven. I put a clean pillowcase on my piece down pillow and I can't use it now. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't think I need to get fired. I might fucking end up sending my resignation here soon. We gave you your own segment on the show, Jarvis. You let us down, brother. Oh, that's fucking cool. Isn't that what they went down to go find the Titanic in? Well, that's what I said. I mean, it looks like a miniature submarine, but it's it's it's. Oh, look, Jarvis.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. Fuck you, Glick. Oh, like he was going to have a jammy jam party with you. Uh huh. Yeah, but they use those boats on like cargo ships so that if God forbid the middle of the fucking ocean where the waves are 20 foot high, they can drop it right off the back of the boat and everybody be safe. It can't roll over and all that. So it's really kind of cool boat. OK. But he's he's converting it into a livable house. He's kind of doing the van life on the water.

Speaker: So it's really kind of cool. Yeah. Um, but like I find him on TikTok and then he's got a YouTube channel where it goes further in depth, but it's really kind of cool because he's got a completely updated, you know, because the motors fried the, you know, it has no windows. So he's like, I need windows. So it's got all these removable panels that he's actually bolting in plexiglass.

Speaker: and like it it's for me it's fascinating just because i'd be like i'd do that and then sell the fucker it's like the new tiny homes but for the water yeah well i'm obsessed with the band live people i couldn't do it

Speaker: I have actually considered it pretty seriously. My problem is is every time I see one of those videos they're getting yelled at for parking in a Walmart parking lot overnight or you know all the different places they parked are getting yelled at and I'm like uh I just can't be bothered with that shit because I'll just end up going to jail because somebody knocks on my door at three o 'clock in the morning I'm gonna punch him in the face.

Speaker: It's three o 'clock in the morning. What the fuck are you doing? Wait till noon. Yeah, but it's different when we're from the state. So, yeah, we're going to knock. No, they're they're in the states. They literally they buy these like the one girl, she did it on fucking Chevy Astro van. She lives in a fucking minivan. And but most people buy these sprinter vans, you know, the big Mercedes sprinters and build a fucking apartment in it.

Speaker: And the one guy does a Dodge 2500 van and he's a gamer. He's got on the roof, he's got one of those star links that he can throw up on the roof and he goes online and plays video games. That's how he makes money. But he opens up the back doors of the van and the sliding door and he's out looking off the Grand Canyon while he's playing and shit like that. I'm like, that's kind of cool.

Speaker: But you can't do that with kids because, you know, schools and stuff like that. So, I mean, it's a cool concept, but this just sounds like a lot of work. My kids are grown. I'm divorced. I've actually seriously considered that. The one couple, they bought an old double decker bus. They live in England and they bought property and this double decker bus is now their house.

Speaker: and the bus doesn't run. It's just the front end of the bus is just there, but it's got a full on fucking house. Did you ever see the ones that are, that do the planes, you know, that they buy? Yeah. Those are fucking nice. Bruce Campbell bought one. It's out somewhere in Oregon. Where's a, it was a, a crashed plane body in the middle. Yep.

Speaker: Yes, and he totally converted into a house. It was pretty dope. The actor, Steve McQueen, while he was dying from cancer, actually lived in an airplane hangar and had all his... I'm up for that. I'm totally up for that. A big airplane hangar? And like him and his girlfriend or his last wife before he passed away, every time when the sunrise would come up, he'd open the hangar doors. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, have you ever seen Jackie Gleason's old house? No, it's shaped like a spaceship. He was apparently Jackie Gleason was obsessed with aliens and he had a house built and it's built like a flying saucer. I'll see if I can find a picture. Hey, Mark, if you're trying to look up at Jeff, you just go like this. No, I was looking at the. The thing that I had made. Oh, you're missing one.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm still I want those were cool. Oh, wait, I'm going to show you the more features of them with the mask off adjacent. It's down. Oh, man, it's freaking awesome. But you guys that they're doing a new Evil Dead spinoff now. Yeah, I don't care. Well, they already did one. Yeah, no, they're going to do more. That's exactly Gleason's house. Oh, dope. Right. Like I'm totally by that.

Speaker: Apparently he was at the end of his life. He was he was real good friends with what's his name from Ghostbusters, Dan Aykroyd and Dan Aykroyd. Jackie Gleason and Dan Aykroyd were sitting around talking one day. Dan Aykroyd tried to buy the house like nine times because it's like the interior is just big open space in the one room. So it's like full set up. It's fucking dope.

Speaker: So, Glick, when do you want to spoil your surprise? You know, the one that you've been wanting to tell people? Are you coming out of the closet? I am. I am. You know what? I'm not telling nobody nothing anymore. Never again. Quoted the Raven, never more. Finally. It's in the ring. No, no.

Speaker: I've done that. You're not telling anybody anything ever again. Are you really pushing your champ? Are you sure you're not going to tell anybody anything ever again? How about you shut the fuck up, Connor? Say it. Say it. Say what? Say what? Acknowledge who?

Speaker: that's what I thought. No, no, no. You're a **** nerd. You're a **** nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you. What up, honey? I can't. What up,

Speaker: on the music show at some point down the road, my man doing music again, happy for him, excited for him. Jeff wouldn't know what car insurance is in Cancun A because he doesn't have cars that work. And if he did have cars that work, he wouldn't have insurance. Let's be honest. Oh, why do you have car insurance? I broke down cars. Yeah. No, you don't have to, but I haven't. In case it gets stolen.

Speaker: You, you're also supposed to have it on cars that are broken down. If you don't have to, we don't have to, but I have, but I have full coverage because of some, some random time as my cars are old, if the brakes go out or something, I want to be covered. I'm not a hundred percent sure. Aren't you thinking Ohio, if the car's broken down and it doesn't run, you don't have to have insurance, but it has to be up to date on its registration.

Speaker: the various from state to state

Speaker: You know, I was having a conversation with Nikki because her car is still registered in PA and she's like, oh, you know, I have to get an inspection. I have to I'm like, no, you don't. You just go to the DMV and tell them because in PA you have to get yearly inspections. They have to pass. I said, you just go to the DMV and say, I just moved here. I need to get my plates switched over to Ohio. And I said, and she's like, they don't do it. I said, we don't do inspections in Ohio. So you're going to expect the fucking dog.

Speaker: because it's an out of state vehicle. They're going to do an inspection, but they're going to walk out and make sure that your VIN number matches your, your, your, your title. And then I go, yep, it's, it's a way you that they do that there. They don't even do that here. They, they just, when I first moved home and I had my crews and they're like, I had to get everything switched over because everything was South Carolina. And, and I'm in there and the guy was like, we have to do a full inspection on your vehicle. And I'm like,

Speaker: First and foremost, it's a brand new car. You know, at this point, it was like a year and a half old. I was like, I don't know what the fuck you're inspecting. And this dude literally walked out with a clipboard in my title and went.

Speaker: Looked at the VIN number, looked at the barcode and said, yeah, you're good. How the fuck did your Sasquatch ass fit into a Chevy Cruze? That's my question. You can use that as a marketing thing over at Chevy. It's big enough. It's so big that a Sasquatch can fit in.

Speaker: I told you guys the one thing that Chevy does really good uh and and this is coming from a guy who has owned edges and Fords and Chevy's recently in the last 10 years one thing Chevy does really well is comfort and I'll tell you what yes as big as my Sasquatch as is

Speaker: that cruise was extremely comfortable. The only reason I had to upgrade to the Equinox was because my kids were getting bigger and growing up. So it was just, it wasn't as comfortable. Hey dad, I don't have any leg room. Just sit back. I am sitting back. You're fine. Why are you in my ear? You need a bigger car. No, actually, I mean, that's, that's what the great thing about Chevy and that's why

Speaker: You know, I'm a Chevy guy, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to have the debate with anybody. I don't give a fuck if you like Dodge or, or Ford or anything like that. I'll make fun of you. You drive a foreign car or if.

Speaker: You're a woman who drives a Subaru. I'm going to call you a dike. Uh, but, or if you're a man who drives a Subaru, I'm going to call you a dike. Subarus are not bad cars. You're not bad cars. It's just funny because they're picking up lesbians. Typically that's the outback.

Speaker: It's the Outback. That's the one. No, I'm going to be a Chevy guy because, you know, I'm a creature of comfort and I'm a big guy. It's no joke. You know, it's no surprise or no secret. Words are hard, but I'm a big guy. So I want to be comfortable. And Chevy has the market down for comfortability. Real quick, guys, that two point, what is the two point one liter motor? One point four. What is it? One five turbo.

Speaker: 150. So they were saying that these motors that they were putting on them back in like 15, like 14, 15. The 2 .1 is a joke. The 2 .1 leader. The 2 .1 is the 3 .1. The 3 .1 V6 from Chevy is the worst block in the history of all cars. That's what the fuck a Malibu has. I've replaced the heads on that thing nine times. It's worse than the Jeep.

Speaker: I have read that piece of that piece of shit V six they throw on the Wranglers and every other car they have. Well, being a straight six. It's a straight six. It's a six. I had a Malibu was my first Chevy. I never had any problems with it. Granted, I only had the car for two years. But what year was it? It was I'll pay you to put your foot down to where I can't see it. You'll be fine.

Speaker: send them your cash app. I bought it like a year before. I can't block his video. Maybe I know it was only a year old when I bought it. Shut up, Connor. Maybe an eight or nine. Well, that's when they. No, no, I had to be. No, I had to be older than that. They're being dumb. Maybe it was a 10. I don't know, man. Well, it's it's it's. It's when they got rid of the three one.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, no, and I only, and I only had my Malibu for about two years, uh, because we moved down to Charleston. I started working for Orkin. I had a company truck. My ex -wife had her vehicle and then my Malibu set for seven, eight months. And I'm making a car insurance and car payment on it. And I was just like, what am I doing? So I took it up to Carmax. And I was like, if you guys will just pay it off, you can have it. And not only did they pay it off, but I walked out of there with an extra four grand on top of

Speaker: I mean, I was, I was like, I took my cruise thing about Chevy's. They have a great resale. I took my cruise to Carmack and use that to get my get my Equinox. They paid it off. They're like, oh, you got an extra six grand. What do you want to do? And I said, well, put it on the Equinox and then I put that on the Equinox and still somehow walked out of there with a check for $400.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know what the hell happened. I don't know what magic was going on, but I wasn't mad at it. Not only am I a Chevy guy for life, I'm a car max guy for life too. If that Equinox hadn't blown up, I would have been happy to keep it for, for a while. What year was yours? 13. Yeah. I didn't say mine.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: You saw the pictures and had no idea what was going on. I was just like, I don't know what the problem is. When there's metal, when there's chunks of metal this big inside of your oil pan, there's a fucking problem.

Speaker: It would have passed any warranty it wouldn't it would be passed any warranty explain these to you because I deal on them all the time dealer you don't call the dealer and say I want you to fix it you call the fucking warranty company and you go I want you to fix it because You have to you got to stay on them It was at a hundred and sixty thousand miles, dude. It's a

Speaker: Dude I got when I when I bought my car Again shout out to Carmax if you guys aren't buying cars it you know what you don't pay me to say this so I have to say Carmax No Because I had the remaining the remainder of the factory warranty on it bumper to bumper warranty on it

Speaker: Um, I bought a extended seven year warranty on it. I don't plan on having the car for seven years. It costs me an extra 12 bucks a month on my car payment, but it's covered bumper to bumper. It covers roadside. It covers. It covers loaners. If I break down, I can call any tow tow company. They're going to come at me. I need to take it to Carmax or Chevrolet and it's 100 % covered bumper to bumper. Everything.

Speaker: Well, we replaced it with a wrap board and got a bumper at 125, which is great for a brand new car. That's going to be good for six years. Six, seven years. By the time, by the time that warranty runs out, we will have paid off that car. So, well, I don't plan on keeping it. I'll trade the, I'll trade the Equinox in here in about another year, maybe two at the most so I can get my Colorado.

Speaker: I went looking at him the other day. Oh my god, dude. Yeah, wait, dude. They look nice. They had it in our color too, dude. They had it in our color. ZX2, it was fully fucking loaded. It had the bull bar, everything. And I was like, oh. I'm just going to stand in my yard and masturbate to it.

Speaker: Amen to that. You better go get a Silverado and not fucking around. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. The reason why Chris and I want the Colorado is it's like half the price of the Silverado. What are we coming on, Leggy? It's also half the size of a Colorado. I remember that. It's a Silverado. No, that's just baby steps. Me and a Silverado looks away. You take the big step.

Speaker: needs a ladder the side of the truck me in it I have to walk three hours to get to the fucking other side of the car while I'm in it okay with that

Speaker: You just got a just got a high. You just got a five point harness car seat. Harness this not because it's big. As I said before, I'm I'm trading in the Equinox. I'm getting the Colorado and then when cash graduates and and figures out what he's doing correctly. I'm going to get I'm going to get rid of the Colorado and I'm hitting a big ****

Speaker: Chevy 2 ,500 lifted, loaded with everything. And I'm buying that brand new, no miles on it. And I will drive that some bitch until the wheels fall off because that's going to be my reward for.

Speaker: You know, everything I've been through, raising three kids, being a single dad, getting them all through school, graduating, everything like that. I was going to be like, all right, this is my reward. And before anybody asks, yes, I am compensating for a small pecker. And yes, that'll be across the back window. Yes, I'm compensating. Most Silverado drivers nowadays. There's another question in the corner here. Connor, can we help you? Well, are you buying a 2 ,500?

Speaker: It's another $15 ,000 for a 2 ,500 when the 1 ,500 if you're not toning anything is worth I hear the part where I said big truck with all the bells and whistles Mark

Speaker: a fifteen hundred is compensating for my smoking. That's a fair point, Jeff. If you really want to do so. Welcome to nonsense called nonsense where we now bitch and moan and fucking compensate. Shut the fuck up, Steven. Fuck you. I haven't said it yet, this fucking podcast. Fuck you and your stupid little toes that you wanted to put on fucking screen. I was waiting for Jeff to just. No, no, no, no.

Speaker: I'm perfectly okay with looking like a dick.

Speaker: It was giving me high. Whoa. There you go, buddy. Right there for you. There's your free preview for GlitchFootFeetfinder .com page. I can smell them all the way over here. My wife had me trimming my kids' bow nails today, and I got halfway through one foot, and I caught a whiff, and I genuinely gagged. Usually, they're supposed to wash their feet when they take a shower or a bath.

Speaker: It doesn't matter. He's seven years old. You can watch it. It'll smell like **** I don't know. He had his foot up Steven's **** Brian's going to lose his mind. Hear me out. Just go buy the silver. Listen to me. Just go buy the Silverado Turbo Diesel. You're going to spend the same kind of money on that four by four that you

Speaker: It's a Silverado. It'll fit you and the grandkids up in there. All right. And you'll love it. I'm telling you, I had an RST. I fucking absolutely love the thing. We only had it for seven months.

Speaker: Absolutely. I'm debating. I don't know if I want a diesel or if I want gas. I don't know. I just know I want a 2500 and I want a big fuck off Silverado and I, you know, I've, I've still got, I've still got like eight years, you know, seven or eight years.

Speaker: I don't know what I'm doing, but you just have to figure it out. When I get there, we'll get there. Hey, Vicki, hopefully you and James had a good time together. I did see some pictures. I think he was down there with you, and that's awesome. Hopefully you guys had a good time visiting with each other. I do want to take a real quick break.

Speaker: Now we don't want to take breaks tonight, but because it is our three year anniversary and I'm I'm dipping back into the into the archives here.

Speaker: No, I'll reach around, if you will. Yes, I agree, Jeff, with our music choices. I think so. Wait a minute, Vicki. Sorry. When we started this show, not only are they one of my favorite bands, and they were my favorite, one of my favorite bands, even before we started this podcast,

Speaker: But it made them even more, you know, I began to like them even more. I reached out to the guys at Blacktown Mojo and I said, hey, would it be cool to use your music on our, I'm starting a podcast, you know, we're going to have breaks. Would it be cool if we use your music? And I honestly didn't expect to hear anything. And major props to

Speaker: I didn't expect to hear anything. Not only did we get a response back, it was in less than five minutes and it was from Matt, the lead singer. And he said, absolutely share the hell out of it.

Speaker: you know, play the hell out of it, just give us credit, share, you know, and I said, absolutely, I got you covered. And since then, you know, we're not, we're not like best friends or anything like that. But, you know, we've, we've built kind of a little bit of a relationship. Yeah, yeah. No, no.

Speaker: You know, uh, that's cool. And, and, and I want to make these guys as part, as much of a part of this show tonight as I can, because they have been there since day one and they have supported us, uh, just like we support them. But before we go to break, go ahead and tell you guys about our good friends over at liquid .iv summer's right around the corner. You guys got to be hydrated.

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Speaker: or maybe you've only heard them from here, head on over to wherever you stream using and on all social media. Check out Blacktop Mode, Joe. Make sure you check out the brand new album, Paulin. It's out now. But this was the first song that I ever heard from the guys as I was randomly scrolling through YouTube, checking out music. And it is their cover of Phil Collins in the air tonight.

Speaker: I love this song. All righty. Tell them where we're at. What's up, everybody? We're here at Trinity River Distillery here in beautiful Fort Worth, Texas. We had to come pick old Pat Mertes up from Lovefield in Dallas, and we decided to slip on over here and hang out with our buddies. Here's actually the master distiller right here. Look at this guy.

Speaker: It's the guy that mixed up this whiskey. I'm out of company. Yeah, we brought a special bottle. So if you look up here, this is ceilings about 3 ,000 feet high. It's an old ranch style bean factory that used to be here.

Speaker: So, it's got some good natural reverb, so we decided we'd come down here and we'd do a little song for you guys. Alright. We'll try it out. Let's see what y 'all got. You act like you're professionals or something. We're not. Far from the line. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh love.

Speaker: I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life Oh Lord Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord Oh Lord

Speaker: Well, if you told me you were drowning How would I lend a hand? I've seen your face before, my friend But I don't know if you know who I am Well, I was there and I saw what you did

Speaker: I saw him with my own two eyes So you can wipe off the grin I know where you've been It's all been a pack of lies And I can feel it coming in the air tonight Oh Lord

Speaker: And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Will I remember? No, I remember. Don't worry.

Speaker: How could I ever forget it's the first time The last time we ever met Well, I know the reasons why you keep your silence out No, you don't find me

Speaker: Who doesn't show, who pays the rules? No stranger to you or me. I can't wait to come with me every night. Oh Lord. I've been waiting for this moment all my life.

Speaker: Can you feel it chomping in the air tonight? Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment of my life Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord

Speaker: Any last words drink Texas Silver Star whiskey. Brian's ordering right now. No, I'm not Mexican Brian.

Speaker: Yes. Oh hey, he's on the show. I didn't see you down here buddy. Hey, what's up you rainbow Sasquatch? I didn't even see you sneaking in here. What's going on man? Not much. Just having a whole day to myself finally. Must be nice.

Speaker: It is nice. I mean, I saw a dune two, then I just, it was a nice, beautiful, sunny, clear, breezy day. Decided to go to the park, walk around for a few hours. It was pretty nice. Got chased away by a cop, didn't you? How are y 'all doing? They saw the band and called in the gang task force.

Speaker: Eddie, who real quick, welcome. Well, you know, with great hair comes great responsibility. You know, you're not wrong. There's two gentlemen in this panel with amazing hair. Facts on facts. And then there's that guy. Oh, McGraw.

Speaker: Uh, but welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. It is our three year anniversary show. We have lots of friends in the building. Uh, Brian, Mexican Brian just showed up long time friend part of the show. And now you're talking because I'm brow skinned with a bandana. I mean, or delay. I was going to say, you don't use only.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. Well, you're as well. White dude. Drink a cheap ass beer. Alright, I got it. Remember the KKK. I you know what it is what it is. We all follow the stereotypes. Alright, right? Did you get your membership card yet?

Speaker: I was like, I'm not even Mexican, you asshole. I'm Asian. Okay. Sure. Texas. Brown skin. Okay. White guy, Cleveland, beard, redneck, drink a light beer like a pussy. All right. Hey, you know, it is what it is. You do what you do. Yeah. Anyways, we, you know, we got Brian in the house. Jera V. She's here.

Speaker: He's hanging out with his feet on the camera. Blazin's in the house. He's been hanging out with us on Saturdays. We've been enjoying that. The gentlemen, and I use that term very loosely. Good. Brian, very loose. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gentlemen

Speaker: Like who decided to wrap a dresser like that that is very unprofessional right Glick Very unprofessional honors like the new uni bomber

Speaker: I mean, where's the padding? I mean, does anyone avoid scratches and dents on it? I mean, put the padding on, shrink, wrap it. I mean, that is very poor. That is poor. That's something I expect out of Jeff. God damn, son. Like I wrap anything. And then last but not least, you got the OGs, the creators.

Speaker: of this of this this show this dumpster fire. Jeff is in the building and and you guys know me. I'm just going to. It's probably in living room. You know that by now and we are nonsensical nonsense. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Appreciate y 'all. Listen, go ahead and check out all the social medias. Uh don't forget you can check out the live shows. Uh we have live shows Monday

Speaker: Tuesday ish, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. Hopefully the channel down the road will have live shows seven days a week. We're working on that. We have more things to discuss behind the scenes. But check out the Facebook and YouTube for the live shows. And if you can't watch us live, you can't listen to us any place, anytime, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense, or you can let your fingers guide you right on over to

Speaker: You know the drill give us a follow give us like and give us a share if you'd be so kind we greatly appreciate that Speaking of being appreciative I'll drop this here real quick the Second video because I had to make so many of them Of of our friends shouting us out and I think this one starts with two individuals I spent more time talking about their show than our

Speaker: No, it could be the two brown noses of the group. No way. Oh no, I'm just kidding. He likes me more. No one likes you more. Your wife don't even like you. Ouch, that hurt my feelings. You know, that's that's standard issue for being married at the end of the day. If you're married.

Speaker: If you have a significant other she's not gonna like your ass. I'm just saying at the end of the day maybe mark She lets me sleep in the same bed quite honestly I never said I never said my wife liked me likes me Don't don't worry Brian that joke came out at my mouth faster than OJ trying to escape to Mexico just I want to play this short clip and I do want to

Speaker: bring up the juices no longer loose let's go with the meme just give me just a minute play this i'm sorry what's happening guys my name is brian i'm mark and we're from a little podcast called talking shit and we're here today to what are we doing again we're supposed to be talking about um

Speaker: anniversary show for that that one podcast pyramid scheme pyramid show I don't think it's called that what is it called nonsensical come on spit it out I know you know it's nonsense it's nonsensical nonsense oh yeah the host over there Jeff fantastic fantastic dude love that guy and the co -host the one that calls himself the chump

Speaker: No, he calls himself the champ. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. So the champ, Glick? That's right. We like that guy, too. Actually, I think Glick is the actual host of that show, isn't he? Well, he tells everybody he is. He just has a backup in Jeff, right? Yeah, well, we never know. Guys, we wanted to wish you both a happy three -year anniversary on your podcast, nonsensical nonsense. See, he had a problem saying it.

Speaker: Every once in a while, dude. Nobody has a problem saying talking shit, though. That's right. Everybody staked. Yeah, that's it. I can't speak today. Stay tuned to the Saturday show when they do their four -year anniversary. It's going to be fantastic. We hope to see you all there.

Speaker: I know you're not going to believe this, but it's been three years to the day since the very first nonsensical nonsense podcast episode. Now I haven't been there since the beginning, I'll be honest, but I am very honored to be a part of it now.

Speaker: Jeff and Chris have been doing this. Definitely didn't have a good first show and it took them a while to get it, to get it really going and to get it right. But I'm proud of them. I'm proud to be a part of the work and to be a part of the show. Congratulations Jeff and Chris for having this show going for three whole years. And I hope it goes for another 300 super fun. Keep it going. Love you guys.

Speaker: Shout out to you, you big wookie and you little Ewok. Both you two knuckleheads. Three years running strong. A lot of replay views. And your cast of characters of Misfits on your panel. Big, huge success. More to come. See you boys tonight. Later.

Speaker: Nice. I just want to put this out there real quick. It looks like Connor was a fat Clark Kent with the freaking beard. Right? I was going to say no, no, no. The guy who played Riggs in the fucking Lethal Weapon TV show. He knows lawn fertilizer. Business deals with him. Yeah.

Speaker: uh guys real real quick if you don't mind uh i got a text from bryce uh text reads i won't be able to make it tonight he's fired got busy with something else my apologies but tell the guys congratulations on three years that's no excuse nothing he does is better than being on the show listen does your podcast make money on facebook right now because his comedy does

Speaker: right. Hey, absolutely fantastic. Hey, you can fire him all you want. Here we go. Jeff's gotta hire him back. That's how the pyramid works. Game back. We had a plan for tonight. We had a plan. We had we had something we were gonna do tonight and and he and he let me down man. What's up everybody? Let me down and we we're gonna have a good one tonight.

Speaker: You'll be fine. Maybe. Oh, what's that cute? Hold on. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm not doing nothing that you put up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: I see Jeff entering like ink plot. Well, you need to like that digital camouflage to get that to me, Jeffrey.

Speaker: Nice work. Yeah, I just never nice work. Well, you know, it's funny when you go to bio link and you go to the main page where you can add stuff and whatnot at the top where it says share, it'll make its own QR code. Was it really? Yes, it does. We have one for the sanctuary, but it will add our logo in the middle. Yeah.

Speaker: This I got from a QR code creator Where it's it's called a QR code maker. Yeah, I use that for ours Yeah, yeah, because I don't like the one that works for bio link. It looks weird Because I made one for the sanctuary the other day you just I'm gonna make one for blue waffles start stickering everywhere in town blue waffles

Speaker: I was talking about the QR code, making a QR code for BlueWaffle .com and making stickers and posting them around town. I thought about doing something that was just a big old finger, but I was like, nah, I was doing it right.

Speaker: You have to tie like all the all the old school. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but there used to be a website called steak and cheese .com. They need another website like steak and cheese .com. And that's the fucking one that you put up because you can't fucking get off of it when you start watching it. You're like, what the fuck is this? And it turns into like 90 different things. And you're like, okay, over it. I can't stop clicking.

Speaker: I can't stop. I can't look away. Did you ever see the website? It was called E -Bombs World. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. It was YouTube before the YouTube. Let's be honest, because it was like it was all fails and, you know, kids falling and shit like that. And then I used to love it. Yeah. Oh, my God. When we first I had an Internet cafe down here, we first found it.

Speaker: We would be on there for, like, days on end. Just... I'd open up and be like, somebody open up an e -bombs world. We'd put it up on a big TV and just fucking rock it out all day long. Hey, uh, hey. Hey, Glick, you busy? Tony D up there in the top left. Glick, you busy? Uh, yeah. Got fired. I'm working awesome. I was just gonna talk about something if you don't... Uh, Glick, we can get up to 10. ...if you're doing something else.

Speaker: Uh, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just working on something over here. What you doing up there, buddy? Oh, you know, um, you know, Connor's message to me again, sending me snaps and stuff. Brian, you look like you're waiting for a load. Um, I was a new gentleman talk, you know, I'm working on something. I, I, I, I guess I'm allowed to do that. Well, wait, let me ask you a question. Are you working on May 2nd?

Speaker: I was just going to go down that road. Am I allowed to talk about? Hey, hey, hold up. Wait a minute. I gave you permission earlier on Wednesday.

Speaker: Wait, wait, you heard it for here first folks marks given consent I didn't want him to spoil it just yet until we I didn't I didn't put too many spoilers out there You know and I didn't feel like I spoiled too much because it was posted on social media. However One thing I was on May 2nd

Speaker: Uh -huh. Mark, I'm assuming Mark did this, uh, locked down a awesome interview and not only did they lock down an awesome interview that they're talking about, but I'm super excited because, and I'm very grateful and very appreciative to both of these gentlemen because I was, I was like one of the first people that they thought about. Um, and now I'm going to drop the ball because come on. Yeah, I got this.

Speaker: May 2nd, Talking Shit and Glick's House of Music will be interviewing Richie Ramone, drummer from the Ramones, which is a collaboration between the two of us, which I'm super excited for. I'm super stoked. You know, I'll say it right here. I'm not the biggest Ramones fan.

Speaker: But I can appreciate their music. I can appreciate what they did for the punk scene and what they did for music. So that's not something you turn your nose up in the fact that these guys got it. And then they thought of me to be a part of it. Like in all honesty, I'm kind of at a loss for words.

Speaker: Uh, but I'm also, you want to hear what Blake's first reaction was when I said, do you know who Richard Ramone is? He goes, no. My question is, my question is, I woke up Sunday morning after this show. So you guys know I was a little hungover and I wake up.

Speaker: Do you know who Richie Ramone is? I'm still half dead and half asleep. And then I get a message from Brian going, you need to talk about something you should call me. I'm like, are we breaking up? I was like, is it good or bad? And Brian goes, it's best that we just talk about it on the phone. And I was like, oh, God. You know, but so I message Mark, I message Mark and I said, who the hell is that?

Speaker: And then I messaged him back before he did. I said, isn't that the drummer from the Ramones, or am I just stupid? I'll be right back, Joe. So I am very excited, not only for these guys, for Mark and Brian, one hell of a grab. Congratulations. But again, seriously, I don't even know how to put it into words. I'm very grateful, very appreciative. And the fact that you guys taught me and want me to be a part of it, that means a lot to me, man. It really does. It means the world to me.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Oh my god. Yes. Yeah. I love it. My Jarvis all of a sudden. Oh my god. Perhaps he's explain it. Mark does it. Yeah but Mark doesn't drink. So, it's not drink. So, that's that's sober consent. I'm sorry. Yeah. That's consent. I'm just saying. Yeah. What if what if both parties

Speaker: Well, I worry about that I saw a story the Chris you and I were talked about that Ray William John He was telling a story where two people get drunk consent and then she Tried to make it into a big thing and ended up she got in trouble because it wasn't true You know I gotta say

Speaker: This is going to this is going to come out real real real. I don't know how to sugarcoat this at all in today's climate. Here we go. And today in today's society and in today's climate, I mean, at the end of the day, you got to have written consent and you got to have video consent. I mean, at the end of the day, because what happened to Cristiella, you know, he was a student comedian and he literally got and all he did was jerk off in front of women.

Speaker: And they tried to cancel it and he got permission. He asked him, Hey, is it cool if I do this? And they're like, yeah, go ahead. Whatever floats your boat. You know what I mean? And then they came out years later and tried to say, you know, Oh, well he did this probably better just to play with yourself. And he was playing with himself. You better be idea. You need a copy of their ID also. Yeah. I was going to say, you better be ID and some bitches before they ever step into that.

Speaker: Yeah. Um, wouldn't there like a Chappelle show skit where he did, where he did that, the little consent contract. Oh yeah. I mean, seriously, that was back in 2003. It's one thing if you're not famous. Well, if you're famous, you need like notarized. Yeah. Your lawyers involved on that one. Yeah.

Speaker: Once again, it's just better to go home and play with yourself. This is why you wait till marriage, people. I don't remember anybody's name. Pornhub has given everybody a change already. Who said, did I say bitches? Upcoming SAKs. I watched Pornhub. Now he's kidding. We're only calling you bitches because we don't know your names individually.

Speaker: before we went to before you went to break, we were going to talk about going to talk about the passing of Ojai. Are we still doing that or? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm over here. I'm trying to. I'm trying to get a link that I don't know. I'm trying to send a link out here. So the football world. The football world. Lost a legend this week. OJ Simpson. Fortunately, I mean,

Speaker: You can put this on me. You know, cancer finally got one right at the end of the day. Did you hear like hours before OJ died, he gathered family members around and talked to them and but made them sign NDA's.

Speaker: Well, that's like the Kardashians still have the the gym bag of his that he gave to the dad. Well, they were supposed to they were supposed to give that family like to the Goldman family. But the Kardashians are like, well, we're going to need like two million dollars. And then at the last second said, nope. So you definitely know the murder shit is in that bag.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: the the

Speaker: is everyone O .J. has been the only fucking moron that could literally fucking write a book that pretty much fooled everyone. He did it. Well, the funny thing about the book is he had to because he owed the money, the gold and so much money, he had to give them the right to the book and they actually released the book with by changing the name. Yeah. I did it.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: the

Speaker: Oh, is anybody on this panel or anybody in this podcast or anybody listening to this podcast that has at least two brain cells that work? Does anybody sad or mad or upset that OJ is dead? No, not even remotely. No. Yeah. That was unanimous. You want to like put him on a pedestal. The only thing I'm sad about that he's not on my death list.

Speaker: He was crying about it the other day he was telling me all about it I got that breaking news. I got super excited. I was like, let's fucking go the angel of death is struck Let's go so I go and look and I went

Speaker: I thought for sure somebody took you. So I had to look at your guys's list. I was more upset that nobody had him on their list than I was. And I don't want to celebrate somebody dying. But at the end of the day, let's be honest. We're celebrating that he did die and that he died from cancer. There are definitely people who I would celebrate their death to. OJ Simpson was a great football player.

Speaker: you know, a great athlete but at the end of the day, he murdered his wife and her boyfriend. Well, yeah. Uh this is also the same guy who kicked in the door at a hotel in Vegas with some with his with his thugs and stole his memorabilia back that he sold. You know, this is a guy that got away with murder and I've heard people going, well, he did his time. He did his time. He did his time for months. For stolen merch. Yeah. Of his. That's it. For

Speaker: Jeff, how are you doing? How are you doing?

Speaker: the the

Speaker: gave a terrible blowjob on camera that her mom recorded, but her dad was OJ's defense attorney. And then, and then their other dad became their mom. So like, also killed somebody. I blame you for the gallium Kardashians. The only thing that upsets me about OJ is I didn't pick him on my fantasy cancer court. However, however,

Speaker: Oh, we just got one of those next. Hey, listen, clicks, clicks really mad. clicks really mad because OJ Simpson and the Pittsburgh Steelers both beat up rounds. Oh, there's not. No, that's no. That's wrong. Brian. Yeah. I'm not laughing about that one. I'm not laughing about that one. I think it was last night that I heard from somebody that

Speaker: finally, OJ can sleep at peace because Nicole's killer is is dead. Yeah, I've seen that. Well, and see like like like you know, it's if you go on any social media thing, all you'll hear about is he was such a great football player and then you say, yeah, but he did shitty things are like what? He was acquitted of it. It's like they acquitted him of it because they didn't want another fucking riot.

Speaker: There's been so many people that's been acquitted that still to this day that are. And he's the only person to literally have his lawyers look at each other and be like, dude, this guy unanimously failed the lie detector test and he got off. I thought he was acquitted because he got it because the glove didn't fit it. Well, that was the biggest like thing. Conspiracy, yes. Give me one second here. Go ahead. Backstage. Backstage.

Speaker: You know, we have a huge guest. Oh God. It's kind of a big deal. I mean, I don't know how many, you know, congratulations on getting Richie Ramone. That's, that's pretty big. We have, we have, we have Prince in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, the Prince of chaos is in the building. Oh, the last of mortal. Is that your new book? Yeah.

Speaker: nice for those of you guys who don't know prince is a very good friend of a very good friend of mine we actually met on tick tock um we i don't even understand how the hell we have the friendship or the connection that we have but we've been boys for a hot minute he blew up and and i just started doing this podcasting thing uh he is an author

Speaker: He is a creator. He is a great man. And like I said, I'm I get to call him a friend of mine. We've had him on the show before. What's going on, man? I mean, literally just sitting here in y 'all's box trying to get out of my box. I got nine other dude, eight other dudes in my box. You think I can fit one more? You're going to have to. All right. All right.

Speaker: a little extra. All right, we got it. Welcome to the next box. Always got to lube the ramrod. Now is always agreed. How are you? You know, I reached out to certain people because Prince Prince is a former guest of the show. Yeah. Two times. Yes.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, they did the OJ case was so fucking the LJ case was just bullshit Let's be honest literally make an episode on how they fucking fucked that one out. Yeah, but Yeah, I do you have bucket hats now, bro Dude, I've had bucket hats. I honestly I completely forgot that I had one of my own and

Speaker: and I was cleaning out a room here in the house about a month ago. I found it underneath of a blanket that my hat has been laying on for like two years. I was like, I wonder if this thing will wash up. I was even nice enough to do my hair for y 'all and then I remembered to put the hat on. That tells you what chaos truly is. Dude put in more effort than I do.

Speaker: I was going to say I showed up five minutes before we started. I got out of the truck, took a shit, and came on the show. My hair was filled. I had the walk of shame hair on. Well, I'm not going to work. I did not expect on you. I mean, that was great. Here comes great responsibility. I don't have the camera on. I'm kind of glad I did, man. Like you said, Rick. Yeah, but Brian, we can hear you.

Speaker: Sorry. My bad. You have mute yourself, Brian. Jesus. Yeah. French fries. So, what kind of books you write? I made three book poetry series out and then The Last Immortal is my first novel.

Speaker: It's not, it's not frou -frou Dr. Seuss poetry either. It's, it's some deep stuff. Oh yeah. And I was going to say, but if your wives or girlfriends, sisters, whatever, really, really enjoyed the vampire diaries, they'll forget all about it with the last immortal. Ooh, I'm not, now. Does it sparkle in the sunlight? Hell no. Motherfucker. Oh good, good.

Speaker: Then I'm already a fan. The only vampire series where something sparkles is True Blood, because Lafayette always sparkles. There's a book out called The Last Immortal. Yeah. Is your name Natalie? No, it says Natalie Gibson. Where can we get the book? Where can we get the book, Prince?

Speaker: easiest place to do is go right to Google, type in Jeffrey Chaos and all four will pop up. There you go. I'm pretty sure the top search is going to be my, what is it, the Amazon account where you get to look at my pretty face and be like, Oh, I know.

Speaker: I'll lose you a bunch of sales right there. When you put in Jeffrey Chaos into Google, the first thing that pops up is. Yeah, because I was I was looking at that right on that because I promise you I don't like one hell of a night. I'll start you in only fence chaos. I got your back. You're going to you'll outshine Chris real fast. Can I find it on Kindle or can I get it on Kindle? I want to say because it's on through Amazon, you can definitely get it on Kindle.

Speaker: Cool. The last Immortals on Kendall edition. I was actually gonna say, I think I have the answer for that because I was telling my fiance. She's already read it cover to cover. She's wanting the next six books out of your series to hurry up and be published. But no, I was telling her about it because her Kindle has now been named by me.

Speaker: Wendell, the kindle, that's her other boyfriend because it's always like, we go to bed at night and she rolls over and she's got Wendell in her hand. She doesn't, she's not cuddling with me. She's got Wendell and she's reading. She doesn't need you anymore. I mean, roll over and grab her by the waist and be like, I'm here too, honey. Yeah, thanks. Why do you have him in your hand when you should have me in your hand? Yeah, let's talk about that, Rick.

Speaker: Don't open that box of worms. You don't want to get all this scary. I don't know what I'm going to literally just speak about last night. I love her. It's verbally grasping in your hand. It's not here tonight because she's back in her cage. She doesn't know how to behave. Oh, hey, Kay back. How did you get back, brother? Much more to you, man. Take care of that little one.

Speaker: Tell her we are. You know you're on the podcast. You could just say that. Well, I have my mic muted because she's been in here. Yeah, she's been in here like causing mayhem for like the last time and enjoy that time. Fuck us. Enjoy that time with you little girl. We'll be here another three years. Don't worry about it. We'll be here. We have a lot. You know, we got nothing to look for you, brother. Have a great night. See you later.

Speaker: It's a chloroform. Something form. I'll be in the ice cream ever going guys. No. Five minutes later, K mag is back. There's no noise in the background. K mag what happened to your dog? I signed a OJ non NDA. Can't talk about it. Yeah, but in reality now that he's dead, can't they just be like, oh hey, he's dead. We can do this now.

Speaker: Well, they signed the NDA. So when you sign an NDA, you're and you break said NDA, it costs a lot of money. Oh, like those are getting any of that money. Well, it'll go to something. It's not going to my understanding. And so is the money. Yeah. Thirty five million that they're trying to go to state and they're trying to the state lawyers trying to get it where they don't get to claim it that the family does instead.

Speaker: Yeah, guys, it got a cut. It got a cutlery. I was going to say, you know, I was going to say, you know, the guy's an NFL legend. He's a Hall of Famer in the NFL. I hear he's not too shabby with a knife. Here we go.

Speaker: but as the room I'm gonna go ahead and say it the man wrote a book called if I did it this is how yeah going the damn but come on yeah like the guy's his own self -promoter I mean let's be not not try to make any jokes about himself

Speaker: the the

Speaker: and Jeff's willing to hold out for the right amount of money to turn that thing. Yeah, but see Brian, see Florida Brian, the only thing is Jeff's wife followed him to Cancun. No, no, no, no, no, no, Jeff. Jeff already has me a place to stay. He's already got me an alibi. Jeff and I have already talked about not only that.

Speaker: Yeah. Nikki's dad's going with me. Her friends are going with me. I told her dad, I said, hey, I said, hey, man, we go to Mexico. We got beaches. We got señoritas and margaritas. And when that happens, I expect an apology. He said, he said you had me as señoritas. I'm in. Jeff, our insurance covers murder too. So Jeff, no amount of money. No amount of money you'd hold out for to turn them in.

Speaker: Well, I just got a amount of money that he, you know, turned my ass in. I think it's like five dollars, but still. No, because at the end of the day, then we can do this show from my living room. Yeah. And I can call him instead of my alien friend. Yeah.

Speaker: And then I get locked, then I get locked up in a Mexican jail for fucking domestic violence because he calls the Mexican cops on that.

Speaker: They show up to a domestic violence call and a Sasquatch opens the door. They're like, oh shit. We need reinforcements. Except for most.

Speaker: The Mexican cops actually carry MP4s. I think they're fine. Yeah, they do. I mean, the last... Is that a... Is that a squad? You know, Tupacabra? What the fuck? I mean, the last time a big time... In the same house? The Mexican drug lord tried to go up against the Federales. Let's be honest. Pablo Escobar didn't fucking make it. Hey, they're shooting Star Wars here in Cancun. Look, it's Chewbacca.

Speaker: You know what Jeff's doing right now, that's why he dropped his camera down. Yeah, he's making the next big meme. Oh, look at that. Look at we got we got former guest. Rock Lee in the building. Oh, he's me machine.

Speaker: Hey Rock Lee, did you have OJ on your death with that list? Yeah, I did. He is the fantasy cancer winner. I feel like Ford's like hey guys. I feel like Ford right now is like hey guys hear me out. The next Ford Bronco has the police chase for the next.

Speaker: I'm just saying, you know, I think next year, I think Glazen's on to something. I think next year, not only do we pick our death picks, but we also pick our cancer picks. I think Glazen is on to something here. I feel like there's a lot of people that are deathless. Their next guest is going to be Bruce Willis. I'm sorry, but... Yeah, um... I'll cry that day. Yeah, he's going through it right now.

Speaker: Dude, I'll cry when Bruce Willis dies, but I'll be like really, really shocked no one has him on the list. He's not that far. I mean, he's already got dementia. He's got cancer. He can't even talk anymore. He's the one laying down. He's the one laying down. He's not quickly. I would have to pick Michael J. Fox on that list, unfortunately. Well, you know, Satan himself, Blick, already has said he's got Michael J. Fox, and he's hoping he dies.

Speaker: No, you don't know you have just just hold on just as a recap So you guys who don't know at the beginning of this year

Speaker: the nonsensical nonsense and uh for those of you guys who don't listen, this is the things that we're doing. We we celebrate celebrities dying by why? Cuz we create a celebrity wish list that we want to not that we want to die but like a death wish list and at the end of the year, whoever's has the most picks that die uh they're gonna win a custom made championship belt that the three of us, Connor, Jeff and I are gonna you know, get

Speaker: So we picked 10, we picked 10 celebrities that we think are going to die. Connor was apparently on meth when he picked his list. Also, Connor picked his list and he put one person on his list just to - Reeba, Reeba, Reeba. Reeba fucking dies. I am coming to Evansville and I ain't never been one to beat up a Crippled and I am whipping your Crippled ass.

Speaker: I agree. So, that's the recap. It's this. Uh Chris has Jimmy Carter, Ron Jeremy, Jeff Van Dyke, Jerry. I knew somebody had OJ. I would love to see. Oh, I love it. You took the five -point lead. Actually, I have a picture.

Speaker: We're trying to enter. Oh, so we can only have 10. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to have 10. Let me see something here. I wonder if I can do this. So that's where the orgy stops. Marking. Hey, Blake. Blake, I got to go. Yeah. All right, man. I got to go. What's up to you, brother? All right. Have a good night, man. So there's the list. Yeah. Blake's in good pick. Good pick.

Speaker: Agreed, Blaise. Who's trying to enter? Who's trying to enter? Try to enter again. I think we're down there. I don't know the fuck do you man - Connor, how the fuck do you manage to spell Reba McIntyre as Reba Mac Canter? Okay, I didn't fucking put - I didn't put this together. I love my title. Don't you invest the fucking together, you single - Jack Nicholson actor.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say Michael J. Fox. Jeff. Jeff is not the greatest color in the world. Evidently George has become more. Oh, yeah, you're good. What's his name, Bam?

Speaker: Yeah. I can't stand that guy. He's annoying. You want to confirm that? That's uh actually who it is that just doing it. Yeah. Uh show me three fingers so I can make sure it's you.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: They're they're not making that No, that that's happened very recently actually how you doing blaze good seeing you up here I see you over there how you doing there? She's Calm the fuck I'm home and you're not even in bed yet Jesus I

Speaker: I just came to say happy three years and I came to you know help celebrate say what's up everybody Jesus Christ

Speaker: Tony D's going to pull an OJ and leave as well. He's going to leave. He's going to pull an OJ and not leave without taking somebody with me. How about that ****? Y 'all keep pulling an OJ. I'm just saying. He a hundred percent. OJ shouldn't be celebrated. I mean, he celebrated his football career but as a human being, I'm sorry. He was kind of a

Speaker: Like, I don't even think you should celebrate him as a football player. I mean, literally, the only thing Buffalo had for that whole time he was there was him. Oh, you can't you can't say that because all Detroit had on Barry Sanders was there was. Are you going to discredit Barry Sanders? Are you going to discredit the city running back, discredit Emmett Smith?

Speaker: Well, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. And it's because it was a shitty running back that benefited from Dallas's offensive line. Oh, my God. I got it. Whatever. That man was top tier in Florida. What'd you say, Prince? I got it. You're going to come and get my reason to achieve greatness with this plate extra years. Yeah. Facts. Rock, I muted you because you got a wicked background noise from me, buddy. Well, I mean. It was the wind noise, yeah.

Speaker: Emmet Smith would have never got the rushing record if Barry Sanders would have kept playing just 100%. If he hadn't retired. That's valid. Nobody knows what his record could have went to.

Speaker: Yeah. But Barry and people got so pissed off at Barry that he left on his own terms. It's like the guy didn't want to pull an Emmet Smith. He didn't care about the record enough to take it from Walter either. All I got to say is, was it nobody a better running back than Bo Jackson? And if you don't believe me, go back and play Tecmo ball and pick the Oakland Raiders.

Speaker: And I guarantee you, every wedding play is gonna be a touchdown. I love the fucking Family Guy episode where he's playing against fucking Quagmire. The thing about it is, like, Barry Sanders quit. No, Barry Sanders quit because he just got tired of losing and everybody else got traded by him and they all did well.

Speaker: the fifth

Speaker: No, he could have been the Tampa and then get him absolutely dog shit. After, if you're still watching, come back as soon as you get home, bro. Yeah, that one teammate that was with him, with the Tampa, and they won the Super Bowl that year. Who? The defensive tackle. He left, I can't remember names, but he left Detroit. How did you do? No. No. No. Dude, really? Warwick Dunn.

Speaker: Florida State running back. OK. One of the greatest. One of the greatest ran Johnson was from the Vikings genius. Hey, Jackass, wasn't it Brad Johnson who was the quarterback when Tampa Bay won the Super Bowl? I think so. But was Trent deal for the quarterback when Baltimore won the Super Bowl? It's not lucky. No.

Speaker: I mean, Tampa, the only reason Brad Johnson has the Super Bowl ring is one Oakland didn't change anything they did after Gruden left and two. Oh, you know what? Speaking of Minnesota Vikings, since we're talking football, actually, in all honesty, I want to drop the last group tonight. These are the heavy hitters. No disrespect to all of our friends who have wished us, you know, congratulations and stuff like that because you guys are all heavy hitters. But speaking of football, Jeff,

Speaker: Swear to God watch this clip and tell me this ain't your fucking brother. This is the last clip I have of everybody saying, you know I don't know and yeah, I had to you know, like my guy Prince, you know, I did I had to chop his down but he did a great promo video that I'm actually I

Speaker: I'm gonna hold on to that. I saved that video and it was a great promo video. KMag did a great promo video. Mike did what Mike does, which is just weird. It got real weird, Tony, and he talked about your wiener. Who did? Michael. But I want to play this last clip. You know, we were getting, we got shout outs. I got a little fan girl in this one.

Speaker: Wow, man, three years, three years of this. Doesn't make any sense to me. No, no, congratulations. Like Jeff, um, three years, nonsense, school nonsense, kicking ass, taking names, rising up the charts, amazing guests, new music, new exposure opportunities for other people in this man. I mean, what can you say?

Speaker: Um, I'm humbled to have been one of the first guests. I have to throw that. Um, but watching it turn into this whole nightmare of its own. Um, it's great to be a part of it. It's great to watch it. It's great to see it. Um, thank you. Thank you for giving me so many laughs guys. Thanks. What's up, Matt from blacktop mojo here, man. Uh, congratulations on three years and thank you for all the support, man.

Speaker: Hey, this is Chris Cluey, former punter for the Minnesota Vikings, and I just want to wish you a happy third year anniversary on the show. Woo! Three years. That's a long time. Good job. Get your shades on, boys. I'm here to shed a little light on the subject.

Speaker: Joking aside, is it a birthday? Is it an anniversary? I've got you a birthday balloon. I don't have an anniversary balloon. Happy birthday boys, Jeff, Glick, all of the team. Congratulations on three years past

Speaker: four to six months um you've just really put the time and effort in and it's showing congratulations i'm not going to sit and talk about numbers or any of that stuff i'm trying to say massive congratulations i'm sure that when you started this three years ago you weren't expecting to still be doing it three years later and here's to the next three years very much definitely a hit is that is that round the wrong way

Speaker: happy birthday boys so y 'all get to see a side of me that you don't usually get to see me in a hat me in uniform but me I'm here to do a special shout out video to some amazing people that are having their anniversary this Saturday apologies I completely forgot how many years anniversary that is but my friends over at nonsensical nonsense will be doing

Speaker: Nice. Just cut the man off in the shout out from that. That's **** dope. Yeah. So, so, so it was so here's the thing here. Here's the struggle that I had today. I I made what is that? Okay. It's called a bracelet. She's not naked. She just, she just got home from prom. So, she has a prom dress on. I was over

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker: No, so they left early. Oh, no, she's getting ready to leave. They're going to after prom. She just forgot a change of shoes. You change and then they're going to. You guys. Yeah. Bye. Snoo. Snoo. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.

Speaker: Right now.

Speaker: You might be six foot four but I I'll shoot the kneecaps out. Don't worry. He's a friendly. Alright. He'll be fine. He's on the endangered list. He can't do nothing. Like you said, like you said, you put me beside all the slaves and

Speaker: Yeah, you're a celebrity like you're literally going to be running a show at the fringe fest. Thank you to everybody who sent us videos and, you know, had nice things to say or made fun of us or whatever, you know, it means a lot, you know, because

Speaker: I've tried to create a community at the end of the day. I've truly tried. Some roads I've failed on, other roads I haven't. I've been a huge supporter of Prince. He's the only one that's in here right now since we met on TikTok. I knew where he was going. We've had conversations. And the sad part about it is you're literally right down the fucking road for me. I don't know why we haven't

Speaker: I say right down the road because in the Midwest and right down the road could be five minutes or it could be four hours. Unless you moved. I mean, I'm still in Virginia. Yeah, I was gonna say, okay. Unless you moved. That's a quick little John.

Speaker: Hey guys, I just wanted to say congratulations. It's been three years for y 'all. I hope that Mark and I don't get a divorce next year and then we could hit our three year anniversary. And Jeff, you keep climbing that ladder. You're almost there, bud. Almost there. You're at the number two tier of five tiers, bro. Almost there.

Speaker: The favor made all the money. I can't. No, we're good. You're not there yet. You're not on Jeff's level, Brian. You're not there yet. Florida Brian, you're not there yet, bro. You got to step your game. All right, guys. Your zeros need to be before. I appreciate you being here, man. Later. Florida Brian. So I've been trying to get to Prince all night because I don't know what his time frame's like. I don't know. He's got this brand new beautiful wife that's like 15 years younger than him.

Speaker: You know, I've actually, I've actually only seen the woman once, uh, you know, and I'm only using his words. He says my beautiful, the young one, the young one. No, I'm just kidding. He is recently married. Congratulations, by the way, bro. I think I told you that last time you were here. Congratulations. I hope that's going well. I hope everything's going good for you there in that aspect.

Speaker: Um, you know, but I, man, it feels like we don't ever talk anymore. What is going on in your world, man? Like, where are you at? You know, dude, I know you've seen 10 minute video. I put out, I watched both of those videos and I will tell you right now, we might not be able to help you financially, but if you need, if you need something from us that we can help out, if it's not financial, if we can't help financially, obviously we got you. But if you need something else.

Speaker: You know we're right here. If I could find your book on Amazon, I'd help you out that way. Do you know how to spell Jeffrey and chaos? Oh, I didn't catch that part. Is it Joffrey or is it Jeffrey? Well, let's put it this way. I would have beheaded Joffrey long before. You owe me both, buddy. All right, I found it. I am the king.

Speaker: We don't see people like we're busy people like you know, that's why we don't talk anymore. Well, to be honest, I'm working my life away trying to catch everything up. Well, not only just catch everything up, but like I said in the video, my truck went down. I'm at this point of the mercy of borrowing shit all the time. That should help.

Speaker: But the good news is not only am I married, but coming this October, there will be a little. Let's go, man. I just remember it takes a man to make a man. Well, you don't want to say that because I got a little girl in the way.

Speaker: No They say we woman has an orgasm so I'm sorry Be sorry for him not for her he got an orgasm That's awesome, man I'll send you two more You're you're you're you you have an older daughter too, right?

Speaker: Yeah, I got one that's about to be 12. Hey, bro. Buckle up. I've got a 14 and an 18 year old that are about to turn 15 and 19. And it don't get no easier, bro. They're like, my 12, my about to be 12 year old is already acting like she's 16, 17 or 18. And like, that's about the time they start. Tony, you got a daughter too, right? Stepdaughter. Stepdaughter.

Speaker: million times like you are coming here for the summer. You realize that and you can call me and give me all this attitude. What are you going to do when you're here? Yeah, well, he's and you said and that was news to me. He said you got grown kids. You got sons, daughters, both. I got two two sons, two daughters and I just bought a book. Thank you. Well, I appreciate it. Yeah. And I want earn 21 Kindle points.

Speaker: Oh, there you go. All right. So before I forget this, so if these books are for you or for their, for the wife, stay, you get the poetry books. Make sure you do buy all three. And Oh, I bought the novel. All right. Well, that's good. Okay. Books also have this special surprise. See that entire book series that I've started. It all started as a poem.

Speaker: Okay. The, the, the, the, the immortal book, it all started as a poem. Yeah. At the end of each one of the poetry books, which most of the point to the poetry books was being able to put a physical representation of my old message of there is beauty inside of chaos, right? But to end as a surprise for everybody, I went ahead and added the first, second and third to each of the poetry books.

Speaker: because honestly, and this is not me just, and then I was a lazy writer, but it got really difficult to tell an awesome story in poetry form. Poems aren't meant to be in story form. Well, tell that to Edgar Allan Poe. Depends on the poem. Dr. Seuss did it.

Speaker: Yeah, Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss was on the same opiates that fucking Sherlock Holmes was on at the end of the day. Chaos. Chaos. I have a question for you. Do me a favor. Quickly educate these gentlemen in here about Ulysses, the book Ulysses. You've heard. There's a H .I .N .T .T. about the window.

Speaker: Dude, I'm sure I've heard of it. I might have even read it, but right now I'm running on. They've never even heard of it.

Speaker: The exhaust. Jeff's never even. Jeff's never read it. The only reason Jeff heard of it because he watched a TikTok and I asked him 27 times. Actually, it's on TikTok. It's on TikTok. The conversation. I asked him 27 times, what is Ulysses about? Because Connor, myself and the chatters box, all thought Ulysses as grand or whatever. And Jeff said, it's a great American novel.

Speaker: that was his response to me asking him what the book was about and then and then and then the only reason he could tell me what the book was about because he went to fucking wikipedia so shut shut the fuck up i went to google motherfucker i went to google motherfucker i don't use wikipedia he said i went to google get it right yeah you are you only want to be pretentious prick you can't fucking read anyways i guess that's why i haven't read it because i can't read

Speaker: We went to school together. You have a second grade reading number. I had to read you your text, Jeff. Don't fucking play with me. I had the coloring book for him, so. Color by numbers. You can play with me, jackass. Yeah, I'm waiting on that one. I want the pop -up book version.

Speaker: I do have to say, I do have to say, I'm a shitty fucking friend because I want the poetry books. I'll be 100 % honest. Books and novels are not my thing, but I want the poetry books. I just, I have not gotten them yet because, and you know what it's like, Jeffrey. I mean, you're going through it right now, bro. Your real life sets in, you're going through,

Speaker: the setbacks and two steps forward, 100 steps back. You're playing the catch up game where I got three kids. I can't say I just, but three years or two years ago, almost two years ago, I got full custody of my kids. My kids are with me full time. My fiance moved in, then her car broke down. I mean, I'm dumping money into her car.

Speaker: And then, you know, jobs and life and just just everything else. You know, I want the poetry books because I've seen I've heard you read some stuff and I'm a huge fan of poetry. I love poetry. And I want those books. And eventually one day not. I'm not going to do it on a Kindle. I want I want the actual physical books in my hand so that when I go take a shit, I'll throw my phone on the charger and I'm going to go read. I'm going to go read your book.

Speaker: I'm going to go old school. I'm going to go old school. But I will. I haven't bought them yet, but I 100 percent am and will buy them. I want the poetry books. I've heard some of your stuff. You know, I love it. I think you're a great writer. Obviously, I've seen your, you know, if you guys are not following him on TikTok, go follow the Prince of Chaos on TikTok. You get to see some of his characters. We can do a live reading.

Speaker: I believe one of the characters you do is in here. Blazing's already started. Blazing's so bored that he's now reading. Oh, Blazing is like, I'm retired. I got retirement money. My kids are grown. I'm just a single dude just chilling. Fucking I'll buy your book. All right. I don't even. It's like I just came on the show. I'm going to start reading.

Speaker: Well, I was I was reading this zombie not our series and it's just absolutely boring so something new might Reinvigorate it. Is it the Walking Dead? No, I read that years and years and years ago before this damn show came out Well, let me go ahead and help you with this

Speaker: Don't get it twisted. Yes, there is a lot of biting of the throats, but yeah, this is not your typical mythology. We'll put it that way. So that's cool. Originally, when I wrote The Last Mortal, it was just like. Let's just say it was to continue to the three poems. Well, as a young man, I wanted to write a series anyway.

Speaker: But as I got older, and as I started just writing poetry and shit, I get this idea in my head was, okay, how do I compete with all these others? Marvel, DC, at this point, basically everything that Disney has decided to buy, try to monopolize. Yeah. So I decided, okay. Good looking up. This series, Brown floor.

Speaker: giving sort of the. Words are hard click. Yeah, I believe that God is going to take me. It's going to take me an hour to read this. So it's not bad. Last immortal goes, this is you seeing the equivalent of what this universe is. God slash, or if you want to take Marvel, everybody that can flick good old Thanos around like he's just a bug.

Speaker: the two

Speaker: Okay, I was like yeah, go ahead make it into a movie You really want to make a big cruise and Brad Pitt in there Pretty fucking much. I mean CGI. Oh, there you go You can literally grab any Hollywood actors Yeah

Speaker: Well, they're all looking for jobs since the strike, too. So I mean, every movie is about to be made whatsoever. Once they get stupid. If you hire The Rock, might as well rate it R for ruining it the fuck up. Max on facts. I just got so excited in a big trouble, a little Chinatown like a remake. And then I read that The Rock is playing in it and I got mad. Yeah, I know. I didn't do don't need to fucking remake.

Speaker: I mean, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a big trouble. I don't, I don't have heartburn or roommates. I just have heartburns with bad actors. I mean, if they made a sequel to that movie, I'm fine with that. But if they don't need to remake it. But if you put the rock in a movie, it's, it's garbage. It's garbage. Like he, he, the new movie, which I, the new movie was ruined anyway. He fucked up Jumanji for me.

Speaker: Wait a minute. No, I kind of disagree with this because there is some awfully funny, awfully funny lines that come right out of the Doom movie. I've only seen it once. I was not impressed. Yeah, but you can accredit that to the writers, not rock agreed. Agreed. All of these movies aren't the best, but he does have billion dollar franchises under his name.

Speaker: Yeah, you suck enough dick you can get into any movie. No what happens? When he did the scorpion came people started reeling his ass all over the place. We need you here. We need you there The scorpion can't get suck I 100 % agree with you on that now the moment returns I give him that until he came out of the damn school The horrible CGI at that point

Speaker: Yeah, but you know what? Yeah, but he looks into some of those franchises like Fast and the Furious. He looked into that.

Speaker: You know what I'm talking about to he was okay That was a bad movie Because Hollywood don't want them right now, so it's just like I'll go back to what I did I was actually gonna do a project right now

Speaker: he did and he got his own football league and he's damned all over Wall Street. Yeah, he's on the board. He's a TKO. I mean, he's co -owner of the of the UFL. I mean, Cody told him, hey, you're my boss and Rock said, yeah, Cody said, I'm your champ. I'm a cock you bitch. He said, he said, he said, uh, you're my boss but I'm your champ. That was, I was like, that's cold. Cody told him you could suck my dick.

Speaker: And that's coming from a Rhodes in the WWE because finally Triple H is involved as a goddamn Rhodes in the WWE telling the boss you can suck my dick. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that. I caught that.

Speaker: the fifth

Speaker: Oh, yes. Why does it look like a second Sasquatch version of Bret Hart? He looks like a even more Sasquatch and backwards version of the Bushwhackers. Damn. She won't let me. She won't let me pick him. Apparently she.

Speaker: Okay, I'll tap out he's Jim there you go

Speaker: because Brian said so I'll, I'll tap out to it. Oh, your roll. Shut your mouth. You're a little jabroni. Cause the rock rather stop your face rather than slap your hand. You know what? I may have actually. You guys be careful. Get your shades ready. Get your shades ready. Rollers again.

Speaker: It's, it's the battle of the Mayo packets. Okay. Give me a minute. What I'll do is he's on the camera. Cause I think it's going back to auto, um, exposure again. Okay. Blaze. And I got a special present for you, buddy. I got one better for you. Hold it to my pocket. And I got the receipt for that one. Oh.

Speaker: Roll as a group. Oh my god. Hold on, Leggy. Hold on, Leggy.

Speaker: Okay. You won that one. Wow. No return policy. No return policy? Shit. Suck in Walmart, man. What is the name of this - Elgato. I forgot what the name of the camera was. I should be able to change the settings manually and see if I can - I'll put you in the balls.

Speaker: Jeff is still there. Thank you narrator Sam. Jeff's looking forward to getting booted in the balls. I think Jeff's a bit kinky that way. Yes I am. Hashtag I love it. Every time I come in here so it's like okay. Why do you think he'd go down to Mexico Leggy? That's the special. Is that a thing?

Speaker: of the fifth

Speaker: Can you do me a favour, Jeff? And just don't put anything on the screen just now so I can still see my ugly mug while I'm changing the camera settings. Just give me two seconds. Turn this down a little bit. Just put your sunglasses in front of the camera. You're such a wit. The problem with that is that my sunglasses are prescription sunglasses, so I might be a bit blurry. I won't be in focus. Well, at least I won't go blind.

Speaker: Well, you might, because it'll be it won't be the same prescription as your as your eyes. So. It'll be won't be. They told me not to look at the eclipse. No, I can't even look at my screen. This motherfucker, shit. Is that a little bit better? Is that? It is better. I turned the ISO down and fucked it up with the shutter speed. Maybe slightly. That's better. It's better.

Speaker: I can actually see the red in your cheeks as opposed to just a big blur of white. Red in my cheeks? You mean that there's color? Yeah, there's a little bit of color there. Wow, who knew? Must have been from when you fell. I thought I was white in motion. I think we'll leave it there. That should be fine.

Speaker: Chris is trying to tell the kids. I don't know why it's so washed out. It's really weird. It's like... It kind of looks like Chris is over there having a hell of an argument. Birds in the bee speech. He's laying down the rules. Probably not for the first time. He's talking about a door. The thing is, it's his daughter that's educating him, not the other way around. I'm curious if kids can hear me. Run!

Speaker: He's like the first time a Sasquatch ever gave the birds and the bees. He's explaining how much diapers cost. I saw a picture of you on Instagram the other day. I got it here. So there it is. Oh, Jesus Christ. See, you guys do this and I can go like that.

Speaker: Oh God, she's giving us peace. Because no, that means fuck you in the UK. Oh, that's about to be like, oh, God, she's offended every American by giving us. That's like, fuck you. Yeah, that's real. That's real. It's it's the long torrid story of why it's that. Story time with Leggy, everyone. No. Well,

Speaker: really the it's it's been disproven if I'm incorrect if I'm correct but what what the original back during some war way before Tony was born which was you know right around when god I was gonna say we flushed your ass down the toilet I got you I got you I got a piece out I gotta go help my my wife and Mike see you got her mom pack you do a magazine we move in on Thursday so

Speaker: Just make sure you don't push your mother -in -law. I actually like my mother -in -law. But anyway, bye, guys. Happy three years. You better jump out. Bye, Connor. I love all of you except for Chris. He can go fuck himself. Connor, I love you. Oh, that son of a bitch. He's fucking tired. But the original story of the Two Fingers as fuck you was during some war,

Speaker: When bows and arrows were used, the British used to use two fingers to pull the bowstring back. And when the French would catch them, they would cut those fingers off. What they would do, what the British would do, see, look, like he's behind blazes.

Speaker: I got 20 minutes left, so by the time you finish, she's going to break you down. That'll be my 20 minutes. Go ahead and finish. This is the theory. You see a place? What they would do is they would show the French, hey, we still got our fingers. And it's been disproven. You leave my cheekbones alone. It's been disproven.

Speaker: But that's the original myth of why the UK does two things. Go to the Hill. Well, we call, we just, okay, so we, if we say we're doing that, we say we're giving you the Vicky's, right? Same thing.

Speaker: And it's like, if you think about it, it's like a reverse victory sign, right? Churchill used to do this, right? Right. Right. And I don't know if that, I think it's something connected to that. I don't know what the origin of it is. All I know is we tell you fuck off by doing that. When you say, when you say it's this way, it's not this way. This way is mixing. No, that's peace. That's peace. And that's fuck you. Yeah. This is, I am not over it. This is fuck you.

Speaker: I knew it. He was going to walk right into it. There you go, Kenny. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you. I think you're just looking at his outfit, Jeff. That's just ridiculous. You have played the entire too much.

Speaker: But I mean, facts on facts. It's great. I seem to recall you promised me a codpiece about three years ago. You promised me a bazillion around the same time. Thank you. I think you've actually had a bit more than that, but, you know, we're not. Where's this? That was pretty good. Save them. I have that one for days.

Speaker: I got another one for you, Tony. I came in here bearing gifts, actually, boys. Shall we? Shall we bring things up out of the gutter? Let's go, Leggy. We're ready. I'm not. Glick, you're muted.

Speaker: He's busy. He's multitasking. He's having a conversation elsewhere. He's trying to be Tony. Hey, Glick, suck it, bitch. Hey, Jargis, you're fired. Yes. Oh, gosh.

Speaker: And as the VanTrop family, VanTrap family once said, I do a Vedasen and go fuck yourself, Sasquatch. All right. Obviously you guys seen that, you know, they left prom early. They're getting ready to go to after prom party. And there was a little bit of an issue. I had to have a real talk conversation with a young man. Real talk.

Speaker: I'm not trying to go to jail.

Speaker: Then when you come over here and tell me what happened, you and I are going to have a beer together. You're going to open your door. So when you stand up right next to him, did you feel short? No, he's only six four. He's only six four. I forgot that Ryan was in here. That's the first I've had him speak. I completely forgot he was here.

Speaker: That's because you got to get for more restaurants in Las Vegas with. He's only a couple inches taller than me. And as I told him to the person that I met him, you might be a little bit taller than me, but we're not them kneecaps. You ain't shit sunshine. Give me a beer belly concussion, boy.

Speaker: I was on the phone and I heard her. And then I heard her say in the gut hall. Uh oh. Uh oh. We're in trouble.

Speaker: I feel as soon as we made the OJ Simpson jokes, we were in trouble. Hey Brian, what are you sipping on tonight? Nothing at the moment, just a tang. Orange tang. I know that you keep calling it an anniversary, right?

Speaker: Appreciate the smoke. Thank you. It's easier to buy birthday things than anniversary things and you did give birth to your little, you know, podcast baby. So it's a birthday. She got a cake. I got a cake with candles. Yeah, look at that. So make a wish -wise, make a wish -wise, I'll blow them out for you. Don't tell me what it is or it won't come true, okay?

Speaker: All right, Jeff, ready? One, two, three. Jeff, Jeff's making a wish face looks like he's constipated. Looks like a wish they could go. It's like taking a shit. You just don't see it. Just wish was to come back to America. This place is a goddamn shithole. You still move in, Jeff, or you? I am not. Basically, to move, I have to lose 50 % of my money.

Speaker: Oh, hell no. Exactly what I said. Oh, why? Why? Transferring. When you transfer it. Transfer the amount of money that I'd be transferring. So like a dollar in Mexico is so no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it has nothing to do with Mexico has nothing to do with anything. It's the bank transfer fees. They're gonna take that much just because you're 50%.

Speaker: 50%. Wow. I can hear all the gears and glutes here turning. I'm going to be nice. Actually, actually.

Speaker: but I'm gonna be nice. Jeff. Do you have your phone handy? Alright. Can you get on Snapchat? Oh, I know. No, I do not. I do not. I can't has it. Okay. Well, I have I have on my computer. Yeah. No, I'll message you tomorrow. Alright. I'll message you tomorrow. Let me know when you got Snapchat. I'll message you tomorrow. I got it. I got it. I got it here on the computer. I'm just gonna make a comment.

Speaker: Did you realize that I only bought you cake so I had an excuse to eat it? I was assuming. Good job. I was going to say, I don't have a fucking piece. I'm doing Tony D. I'm eating on camera. What kind of cake is it? Is it just a white cake or is it not a cake? It's a Victoria sponge, but it's like a little muffin. Nice. OK. So it's like quite jam in the mix. I was about to say, it's jam filled. That's awesome. It's nice.

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Speaker: Jeff, I'm sorry, I'm gonna ask. Just do you shit all in your face. I can't see it until I gotta get my phone. Creamy feeling in the middle. If it was a text, I can read the text. I can't watch the video. Hey, Tony, no matter how much. Chaps not. Chaps not. Chaps not. No matter how hard.

Speaker: Tony no matter how many times you're going hard white shirt over your face to be in the KKK. They won't allow you I'm not trying to get in I'm sorry. You'll see black Klansmen. Keep playing. Yeah, I fucking love that movie. It's awesome

Speaker: The best part of that story is how that motherfucker was able to infiltrate one of the most Supposed secret groups, but yet the mafia was even able to infiltrate it and that was a bunch of Italians. Okay, you're talking about the clan like, you know, shut up Brian Are you sure

Speaker: I don't know a lot about the clan, but one thing I know about the clan is there was nothing secret about the Ku Klux Klan. They were very open and just out there about their business at the end of the day.

Speaker: The mafia and the mob, they're like, yeah, we don't need to wait. Don't the dumb rednecks and the clan go hand in hand, though, please? The clans, fuck it. We're here. You know, look at us close tie. We're wearing our wife's bedsheets on our heads like a bunch of fucking douche canoes. But hey, you're the one with the right. I replied to your snap, but make sure you mute.

Speaker: Oh no, I'll be with it. My linen is navy blue. I wanted to make sure I like, it was obviously a joke and I knew it was going to come off as a joke. It won't come off as a joke, yes, I understood. Funny though, funny though, really? Hey, fix my light. Jeff forgot to be the electricity bill. No, I have an extension cord and everybody keeps walking over top of it and it keeps on plugging. I would have thought that I would have been emanating enough light that you wouldn't have needed that. I would think.

Speaker: I had to dim my screen because I was being blinded. And there's a light bulb in my face. I'm almost the same color as Tony's T -shirt. I can see Stephen is just his beard in his head. So down there, Brian.

Speaker: We have three three methods of luminescent light here Just doing a leggy impersonation that's all she is Jesus Christ So we have four sources of luminescent light

Speaker: oh you are wearing a gray shirt okay my bad dude you're just so black so bright this is the guy that's hiding behind his biohazard logo I hate to do it to you

Speaker: but I appreciate the invite. You got to make more appearances on here. Obviously Saturday nights are crazy, but you got to pop up more. Like I said, seriously, if there's anything we can do.

Speaker: for you to help you out. I drop comments constantly. I know you're a big TikTok star. Jeff Gorehill, Peter Piper, that's good. Right. But anything we can do to help out, you're welcome here all the time, brother. I'm actually, actually, in all seriousness, before you leave, I would love to have you up on a Monday night for the Men's Mental Health Show.

Speaker: And we can talk about ancient times. Behind the scenes, but I would love to have you come up for immense mental health show one night. It's not it's not as crazy as this.

Speaker: But you realize you bring somebody with chaos into the mix. It may just end up crazier than this. No, no, no. I understand it. You know, you, you have the Prince of chaos moniker and, and, and, and, and I'm not, I'm not going to say this. Uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you say it. Don't anybody interrupt my guy here. Let him, what is your, what is your hashtag? What is your motto? What is your catchphrase? Whatever you want to call it. I mean, you really want to go into that spiel? Cause like I've got,

Speaker: Well, the main hashtag. Pretty close to a dozen. Oh, don't let that one for me to use that one. Yeah. So let me, let me help y 'all out. We're going to back up just a hair. Wait a minute. There we go. Never let, you know, never let the demons win. This is in the merch link.

Speaker: What's the merch link? The man's got a baby on the way, you fucking whores. Yeah. Drop your link there in your private comments, and I'll throw it up here on the screen. I don't even know if it's going to let me comment, because I've done screwed my phone. Private chat. Oh, good point. And then I can copy it and make it look pretty. I would love to have you up on a Monday night show. I appreciate you coming through tonight. We haven't done a lot of interviews here.

Speaker: very appreciative of the uh very appreciative of the guys who come up here that allow us to interview them because because our show

Speaker: Our show is notoriously known as being a bunch of dang idiots and being childish and immature, but we have had some great interviews. Prince of Chaos, Jeffrey, he's been up here, Rockly, which hopefully he'll be back up here soon. You know, we've had Chris Clooney on the show. We've had Rob Durham, Brendan, Brendan,

Speaker: You know, Matt from Blacktop Mojo and James from Blacktop Mojo. We've been fortunate to get the, we're not an interview show, but you know, we've had some great guests on the show. We've had great people who joined us on Saturday nights. And, and, and, you know, the great thing about Monday nights is that they're getting better, especially with as we start to create

Speaker: that show and move forward with that show. Blazin' was just on it. I'm gonna get Blazin' back on there again for obvious reasons. You know, we've had K -Mag on the show. We've had Hoss on the show. We've had a handful of guys, you know, the Men's Mental Health Show. And, Jeffrey, I would love to have you on there. At the end of the day, I think that would be a great, great show to conversate.

Speaker: Your story, your background and where the Prince of Chaos came from and where never let the demons come from. I think that would be a great topic of conversation at the end of the day. I actually agree with that. What's that Tony? Go ahead. Sorry. I'm saying great title. Yeah. Never let the demons win. And, you know, I think it's one of the things that

Speaker: why Jeffrey and I became friends because we do share a lot of stuff in common with our past and our journey. And we haven't actually talked a whole lot about it. We just kind of tiptoed around it and tiptoed around things. But dude, I'm super proud of you, man. You know, congratulations on the first four books. Keep doing what you do, man. Don't let fucking TikTok dictate your world. Fuck TikTok at the end of the day, man.

Speaker: You know, you keep doing what you're doing. Anything we can do, let us know. Um, you know, make sure we get those links. We'll start putting those links. I'll actually put the links in our bio link for you, bro, to be 100 % honest with you. I'll absolutely do that. Um, but thank you for coming on tonight, man. Uh, seriously, much love to you. Greatly appreciated. Go take care of that beautiful wife and, uh, and that new baby coming along. I can't wait to see her.

Speaker: Can't wait to see pictures of her. Hopefully everything goes good. And, uh, and congratulations again, man. Congratulations. And hopefully she doesn't look like you. Hopefully not. Man, if she looked like him, you see that long flowing hair. No, much love to you brother. I appreciate you being here, man. Hey man. Much love to each and every one of y 'all.

Speaker: Cheers. Amen. It was good meeting you. I'm looking forward to reading your book. I appreciate it, man. I seriously do. We got to meet somewhere halfway point between Ohio and Virginia. We got to link up some. Sounds like West Virginia already.

Speaker: I think we can handle ourselves, Prince, if a bunch of inbred rednecks want to try to rape us. I think we're good.

Speaker: It's gonna be the one that's gonna be like hey chaos I can get us out of here. Just just go over there And we're like, okay No, no, we're gonna we're gonna kidnap Jeff from Cancun and take Jeff with us Just in case what does a pig sound like when it squeals Jeffrey? Jeffrey I'm just sober for this shit

Speaker: I gotta go get some dinner myself. I'm gonna drop down gentlemen. Happy three years. Everybody good seeing y 'all for real. I'll be lifting the comments for a little bit while I'm driving around, but you all have fun and blaze like I said before you love me. Yeah. Have a good one, man. All right. Y 'all take it. Tell me you love me. I think you forgot a Y and lucky charms everybody.

Speaker: Yeah, we don't worry about your piper. Well, I mean, your guys's things like words are hard, right? Everybody. We don't worry about fun. Tony doesn't know who that is. Yeah, but he's still an owned member. He's still listening. That's fine. I know who it is. Here's a couple of y 'all now. Cheers. Yeah. And she got the Jack and Coke on.

Speaker: It's about getting lit. Not really. No. Take a lot more than two cans of Jack Daniels for things to get lit. Wait, does Peter happen to be a guy with the first letter in his name, C? No, his name is Peter, clearly. It says on the name. If you fucking read. No, I can't, evidently.

Speaker: I know who Peter Piper is. Thank you, Alyssa. Did you get your call of duty situated? Are you ready to jump in and play? Hey, Alyssa, are you ready to play with Glick? No, that's not what she said. That's what Glick said, Jeff.

Speaker: Sorry, I don't have that meme ready. I'd work on that. I have to delete and add stuff each time. I just saw you. I just saw that comment, right? The little lady get kicking when the booze starts flowing. And I just assumed you were talking about booting bots. That works too. The typo was actually quite funny.

Speaker: But somebody said he was leaving because you got to go cook dinner. I think he's going to drive. He said driving around. So presumably he's going to go get dinner. Oh, OK. OK. I thought he was saying I like because you've never cooked on this show before Tony. Right. Oh, shit.

Speaker: usually cooking is a strong word slamming pots and pans around and beating on stuff in your kitchen is what he did he only does this walk out with a box of macaroni and cheese his idea of cooking is going to old country buffet and being like hey honey i cooked a dinner and burning the shit out of his steak i want i'm sorry i'm sorry i have to disagree with you there jiff

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no. A well done steak is a beautiful thing if it's done properly. She's British. She's British. Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You wish to fire at it and throw it down on my fucking plate. Strike a match, throw it under there a couple of times and throw it down. I'm ready. Look, I'll say this. Knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and throw it down your plate.

Speaker: I watched, I watched a pretty D mate make the greatest fucking white person sandwich in his life and fucking in one. But I think he had it was, it was mayonnaise and cheese. I think he had four mayonnaise and cheese sandwiches and went to town. I'm like, bro, that's some white people. You can eat that shit. You're whiter than me, man.

Speaker: Yeah. Dan Jarvis or are you jealous? More Mayo over there than in well, your packet. It just sounds like pure filth. I'm sorry. It's Mayo. Mayo is pure filth. Mayo. And he's packet. I'm trying. I'm trying.

Speaker: Sack it, pack it, whatever. Buddha, Allah, Jeebus. Somebody. Whoever's out there, why do you keep continuously? Why can't you just take me? You took OJ, take me. You honestly think that OJ was not okay? I don't think so. Hey, hey, just because God killed OJ doesn't mean he went off. I'm just saying. No, he definitely didn't.

Speaker: It was like OJ was like, I'm going to heaven and then all of a sudden God's like, no, you fucking ain't. I'm going to say this one more time. The side of your sandwiches, white bread, cheese and mayonnaise and the mayonnaise was overflowing. You crack a ass motherfucker. I must say this one more time. OJ OJ dying makes me want to hug cancer. That's all. I remember that. This first time we've never been mad at cancer. All right.

Speaker: I mean not oh Dude, I dropped the ball Jeff. What'd you do? How did I not reach out to Jordan for tonight? Oh Yeah, her mom All bread is made out of wheat so it's still white bread, you know, you know, you know what I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not

Speaker: I'm not falling into your line of bullshit, Jeffrey. However, the facts on facts. I mean, I'm just, I'm just saying, yeah. So drop the ball, man. Yeah. The thing is hurt, hurt the champion.

Speaker: Now, the Jordan story was amazing. Her mom is... Shut up, Jeff. Her and her mom. And the great thing about it is, I'm mad because I'm not in Charleston anymore. And that's where Jordan and her beautiful fiance are.

Speaker: Um, and I'm mad because it's like, they're like right there. No. And, and I would have loved the opportunity to meet Jordan in person, but her mom is, is such a sweetheart. She's an amazing person. Uh, during that whole, during that whole cancer thing and us, you know, jumping on board and supporting them and everything like that, her mom was, you know, She was a badass with, with updates and her and I talking and.

Speaker: And she's such a great person. And man, I totally dropped the ball tonight and not reaching out to those two because that would have been cool. Because I'm an asshole. I'm a piece of shit. But that was the one good thing that I've done on this show. That's actually one of a couple of good things I've done on this show.

Speaker: But we got behind Jordan with her cancer battle and we supported her. And it wasn't so much that we got behind her. But the fact that I got to meet and got to know two amazing people was awesome. Jordan and I love watching her Facebook.

Speaker: And, and, and, and, you know, the random chit chats that Jordan and I have, um, and her mom is awesome. Her mom's a goddamn rock star because going, which I couldn't imagine one of my kids fighting cancer. You guys see me. I'm a big fucking dumb animal and a big sass. You cried on that show too. And I was going to cry and, and I told her mom, I said, I'm going to cry. Don't make fun of me. It's just like, why would I make fun of you?

Speaker: no that was my job i made fun of you i cried and then it made her mom cry but then i got yelled at after the fact alissa actually does have a cousin who is fighting cancer oh my god we're not talking about your wife and her cousin

Speaker: And on that note, I think I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was too easy. No, like seriously. You can't use a bitch, man. But you know what? Like I said, the whole OJ thing, high five cancer. Cheers to you. You got it right. Fuck OJ. I mean, something I was going to take them out, but, you know, what kind of cancer, what kind of cancer? Uh, Alyssa.

Speaker: Funny. But that's cheerful. Right? Oh, she's not there. Why is she yelling? She's she's in the comments. She can see you. Alyssa. Alyssa, can you? Well, I thought she'd come out here. Thank you, Alyssa. Thank you, Alyssa. Cheers to you. I appreciate that comment. Ah, step out for a moment. You're good, blazing.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to go, I gotta, I gotta go before you go. I'm just going to go pass. Well, if everybody needs to go pee, why did you just have a break? Let's take a real quick break. We haven't taken a break for a while. I want to get three hours. Fuck it.

Speaker: Oh shit, I only meant to do two. Join the club. I can't believe a guest that we've had come through tonight. It's been awesome. The link is in the chat. Jeffrey dropped that link one time and we're going to drop it when we come back from break as well. Anybody who wants to feel free to come on up into the show.

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Speaker: A little wee break where I'll go make our bladders glider. You gotta go there. Even you cannot hold my penis. I hope it's not weird that you're going to go take a potty break with a bunch of dudes. I mean, apparently I've got a good blood. I can hold as long as you don't hold in my hand. I mean, you've already been coming multiple times tonight. So rumors, rumors. There's a story joke in there somewhere.

Speaker: That thanks blazing yeah, you've heard of five guys burgers Never heard of five guys podcasters Burgers does it take to satisfy your lady? Oh

Speaker: Can we just go to before blazing gets us in more trouble? Wait, that's what gets us trouble. That's the line. Well, no, I think most people that had common sense left. Oh, Jay jokes. They slowly came back when when Leggy came in because they're like, oh, hey, like he's sophisticated. We can come back now.

Speaker: I love that you think she's sophisticated than all of us. You see my face. Well, on that note, uh, it's been a short time, but you guys have fun with another three years. So we're, we're going to take a real quick break. We'll be right back. We got more black top mojo for you guys. Let's do a little, uh, you know what? I'm going to, I'm going to change it up, man. We did dream on a Wednesday night. I'm going to do this. Where the hell is it at?

Speaker: My eyeballs don't work. I have a problem. There's a problem, Jeffrey, not wrong. Morgan Wallen threw a chair out of a off a balcony. There it is. There you go. Blacktop Mojo.

Speaker: with their cover of the lovely, super talented Stevie Nicks. And there's like some backup people. I don't know. Apparently they called themselves Fleetwood Mac, but Stevie Nicks was the star. Let's be honest. Play with my Glicker.

Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, I didn't give you consent to play with your hand. Peter Piper is a motherfucker. We'll be right back here in a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo. Good one, Brian. Good one. Okay. Okay. I got you. This is about to get interesting.

Speaker: Now here you go again You say you want your freedom But who am I to bring you down? It's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound

Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost

Speaker: It happens when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing And I said hey women, yeah they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know

Speaker: Oh yeah, I see the crystal vision But I keep my vision to myself But it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream But have you any dreams you would like to sell?

Speaker: On the steelness of remembering what you had And what you lost You know what you had And what you lost Oh, and thunder only happens when it's raining

Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing I say women, yes, they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know

Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Now say, women, your day will come and they will go Well, the rainwater's too clean, you know

Speaker: Not a heartbeat drives you mad

Speaker: Yeah. That's a pretty cool song. It was such a great song and they absolutely just fucking killed it. Guys, I told you guys earlier, go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo, wherever you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love, man. They fucking deserve it. Also, make sure you're checking out the brand new album Paulwin.

Speaker: Uh, just came out last Friday. So make sure you get your copy, digital copy, whatever you need to do, get it, check out the songs, the albums. Amazing. Uh, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody. We all got our bladders feeling a little bit gladder at the end of the name.

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Speaker: Give us a follow, give us a listen, give us a share. If you'd be so kind, you don't forget to drop a link or drop a like on us. Jesus Christ. Everybody done playing with their liquor. Everybody done playing with their liquor. Y 'all get your fill of liquor. Trust me like you, we know you're coming.

Speaker: So, during the break, somebody who controls our social media, not me, may or may not have dropped the link for this show and sent it out to all. I'm assuming it's an open door challenge anyway, isn't it? So that wouldn't matter, would it? It is an open door challenge.

Speaker: I, I, I, people are scared. People, people get scared. Scared. I'm assuming Steven's still gone because he's aiming at the marshmallows in the toilet. I want to know what your munching was. Like you can hardly even like your, your, your, it's like, I hope Connor's okay. He's like, he's like, oomph. He's fine. It's cracker. Shelly. Shelly Kelly's and me.

Speaker: How much did you put in your mouth at one time? It's flank steak, so it's really thin. And when they fry it, they fry it up all in one piece. So you got to peel it apart. And when I peeled it apart, it came off one big chunk. And I was like, fuck it, I'm starving. It's all about timing. Question.

Speaker: possible answer. Jarvis. Brian and blazing. Okay. Uh oh. What size hat do you guys wear? When that fits, I don't fucking know. That didn't work out. So like a flex fit, like a large, extra large, small, medium. Oh yeah. Yeah. Mine's a medium.

Speaker: Yeah. Small medium. Small medium. Yeah. It fitted. Yeah. You got it. You got a baby head. A little flex fit. Okay. Yeah. A medium as well. Okay. I'm just looking. I've got I've got I've got these. I've got a handful of these hats. It's a flat black hat. Mm hmm. Uh I got two

Speaker: the the

Speaker: Oh, my bad. I didn't even see you guys down there. Uh oh. Uh oh. Yeah, it really makes me sound like people pop up right here. Alicia's like, so this is what real men look like. It really is, Alyssa. Damn. And every day, he's regret coming on the show.

Speaker: Only cheese Jarvis because I know how much she truly loves him. That's Just no Glick whenever we do talk in the party that the rope does get a little bit tighter. I'm sure it does You're talking ropes or chain. Oh my Amazon Rock Lee what's going on Amazon? Yeah, see Amazon? Right there

Speaker: Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Stop pushing buttons. Stop pushing buttons. We got we got Alyssa on her own. Jarvis didn't get mad and he didn't hand over the headset or anything. She just jumped in here on her own. You let her out, okay? Yeah, she's she's finally she's finally she's starting to gain power. She's like, I can take back my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: I said, woman power! Come on, like you're on board with women power? I'm just trying to see where this is going. I feel like there's a build up to... I feel like you're building up to... I don't know what you're building up to. Oh, which one is tougher this season? If this isn't actually going anywhere, then what an anti -climax. Yeah, I'm just building up my mother and brother. I'm making real quick. I'm the definition of a marriage.

Speaker: Well, you are listeners. Jeff beat me to it. Now you know why you've watched four relationships fail on this show for me. I build you up, build you up, build you up, and there's no climax. I feel that's how most of our women are. As Jeff says, it's a race. Yeah, I'm here to win, baby. You are responsible for your own orgasm. I'm sorry.

Speaker: It's not going to get to speak because the poor guy is still trying to interject and you know he demanded acknowledgement and he hasn't been able to speak yet. Oh hold on a second we gotta oh we gotta let Rocky speak because he's getting upset. He's a crush on Rocky.

Speaker: She'll be sitting there for the last five minutes trying to say something. You keep talking over him. That's right. I just want him to sit there. You should have better manners. Congratulations, Glick, Jeff.

Speaker: Thank you, buddy. God damn it. That's a fucking stretch for a lot of a lot of podcasts. It takes a lot of dedication. You guys have started other podcasts on top of this podcast. It takes a lot of work, dedication, money, time. And you guys are putting in both. And I just wanted to acknowledge you looking for my acknowledgement. But, you know, I'll take it where I can get it. Where are you going? You know, I love you, brother.

Speaker: You know, I'm, I'm, I'm taking me on this journey with me. This is a ride we're taking together, much like you said when, you know, last Friday, you know, Hey, don't announce it. It's not public yet. I'm not announcing anything. I'm just saying much like you, I wouldn't be doing this ride without you, man. Like there's a reason why you were the first guest of nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: There's a reason why you were my first guest on Glitz House of Music, by the way. Seriously, dude, you don't understand how much that like, likey and likey and likey. I got to tell you something because you, you, you were on me about me and not in a bad way. Oh, not in that way. Before any of you assholes turn this

Speaker: Yeah. You hear that? Tony D. She was all me. I'm just kidding. That's not bad. You thought I like him actually. Not bad. That's not bad at all. No, no, no. The lady was on me about one of the interviews and and and and and the music and and and she was a she was a big supporter of not only clicks house of music but she was yelling at me for

Speaker: a long time about the men's mental health show. So, you know, Leggy has been a big supporter of everything I do. So that means a lot. Poke in the bear. Poke in the Sasquatch. Just prod them along a little bit. Just prod them along a little bit. Just a little bit. Seriously. You know, that means a lot considering where Leggy and I started and where we're at now. That means a lot to me. I mean, it really does. You know, so, you know, she's been a huge supporter

Speaker: But no seriously that that that one interview rocky you have no idea What that did for me having you on the show and and and and and posting a couple clips and and and and go online with you Dude there's a lot of bands that that are that are like eager to come on the show and I'm we're looking at dates and looking at times and I'm just like I

Speaker: I've been reaching out to bands for months and nobody's responding. And then all of a sudden, you know, Rocky and I do our show. Remember I said to you, you've got to prove your chops. I said that to you and I expected it to take more than one interview, but it does. The more experience you become, the more people that you deal with, people can then say, okay, this is legit. It's not just some fucking chance or do you know what I mean?

Speaker: And it's nobody big. It's not like some major big -ass artist, however. Doesn't matter. It's practice and it's experience. And that will eventually lead to... Well, and it is the purpose of Glick's House of Music. Well, all of that said, right? You know, three years, you're starting a couple of new podcasts. I got a question. I mean, as a fan, what's next? Jeff, Glick, what can we expect

Speaker: I mean we got Brian. We got Jarvis blazing in the house lady lady What is next for you guys? Our own series on Netflix Jeff it's like as long as my camera works. That's what makes for me Jeff so long. Let's let's be honest Jeff is

Speaker: and Jeff don't take this the wrong way but it is what it is. Yeah. Jeff's Jeff's my Jeff's my sweet little passenger princess. He's taking this ride with me. We we we we are what's next is so you're winning the poo and he's piglet. Hey. What's what's next? What's what's

Speaker: monetization, a contract somewhere.

Speaker: a show, I guess, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, what's next? I mean, there's nothing for it. I'll tell you what, my whole case of beers already, but God damn it. I'm going to go buy one just so I can have a beer for you guys. Good on you. I can't wait to see what's next. I mean, I mean, Rocky, you know, honesty, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta hit you with the reverse card.

Speaker: What's next for Glick? Oh, what's next for Glick? Oh, yeah. He's going to sing backup vocals for Rockley. Jeff, did Glick, did you tell him off camera what we talked about? I have not told anybody. OK, cool. I've always told Ricky. OK, cool. Yeah. Because I had to. I'm not going to announce that yet, but.

Speaker: Okay, the time will come. Yeah, no, what's next is just, you know, for us, you know, for the show, for the network is continue to grow, continue to have fun and add people who have the same mindset, man. You know, we're all about truly sharing, sharing each other, helping each other grow.

Speaker: It doesn't matter if you're a podcaster, a musician, a writer, a comedian. For me, my general direction is growing the community, growing this community and supporting, like truly 100 % supporting each other, shouting each other out, going into each other's shows. If you're in the area and somebody's doing a comedy show and you can get there and go,

Speaker: If Rocky's dropping a brand new album, buying that album, if Jeffrey, not that Jeffrey, Jeffrey Chaos is dropping a new book, buying the book, supporting the book, you know, telling your friends about it, telling them about Rocky's brand new album coming out October 16th. Right? That's correct. You know, talking about Leggy doing that entire,

Speaker: Fucking month at the world's largest arts and music festival, the fringe, doing jukebox jury for an entire month.

Speaker: Well, I'm not I'm not I'm not already shitting myself. Just build it up. Like, like, seriously, how about it? Oh, that's that's funny. I'm going to be I'm going to be the guy in the shadow watching all my people blow up and be excited watching lady do her thing because she's honest is just fingers going in front of his camera multiple times. He's working on something like a yard. Like, I just want to catch it.

Speaker: Lady has worked hard. She's earned her spot at the French festival. Rocky, you've been doing your thing, man. You've been busting your ass in the studio, making remixes, making songs. I can't wait for this debut album. I cannot fucking... Oh my God, you have no idea how...

Speaker: What you don't know is that... Five fucking years bro, I've been waiting for this. Luke's got a big calendar above his desk and he's got a big star around the 16th of October waiting for it. I swear to god it's in my calendar. I can't wait. I got alarms, I got notifications, I've got everything. It's in my calendar. For five fucking years I've been waiting for this and pushing this. I've heard songs, I've got

Speaker: I'm a little bit privileged. I'm excited, man. I'm anxious. I'm excited for Lingy. I'm excited for Blacktop Mojo when they're doing things. I'm excited for overnight. I get excited. I'm excited for talking shit, for Jarvis.

Speaker: And that's all because of awesome meatloaf and mashed potatoes right Alyssa

Speaker: I can't hear Steven. Like, I'll literally get yelled at for wearing pajamas on a show. But yes, no. What are you talking about? And I am pregnant. Alyssa somehow got me pregnant. I'm going to be the first man to claim that. You're not you, Alyssa. Cheers. But no, actually, Rock, I do have an announcement. Tomorrow is my very first show. He's getting a tanning bag.

Speaker: My very first live show is going to be tomorrow. Um, it'll be at 7 PM central standard time. So that is 8 PM Eastern time. Um, and you know what, Rock, if you want to come on, um, I will shoot you that link and you can come on. Leggy, if she wants to come on Glick, you mean radio or live? No, like live show kind of like this, but it's not going to be so

Speaker: Call of duty. No black people were allowed. He said he said only translucent and All right, well since now something I didn't do I might as well go so yeah, calm down Jarvis

Speaker: translucescent, he's just giving a whole - See Leggy, he says that I said that word, but yet he couldn't even say it.

Speaker: And I'm in a house with the same neck of the woods as he is, so I can't say it. Well, he's a logical, he's a Wookiee. What do you expect? First and foremost, Jarvis, I created the hashtag WordsAreHard. I got a houseboat, a boat house, or a houseboat, or whatever I said. A boatload. It's a roadhouse. Get it right, Blake. It's a roadhouse. It's a boat house, a train, zoo, sessions. WordsAreHard. Words are not my thing.

Speaker: a kid with down syndrome could whoop your ass on a spelling bee. Jesus. The first time. Down syndrome's ass on the street. The first time I have a talking shit on my live show, I already know what movie I can have Mark review. The New Roadhouse. Because it's his new favorite film. He's come on here and said that Jake Gyllenhaal has changed his life. That McConner McGregor.

Speaker: Blazin Brian, you guys been quiet man. How you guys doing? How you fuckers doing? I'm great. I'm just reading the comments man. So hey Jeff, does the S on your arm mean stripper man? I Swear to God blazin if that's you in the fucking comments you said tiny D. What the fuck?

Speaker: Oh, man. That's actually, that's actually. How is this, how is this going to be good? I have my selfie stick in the other hand. No, they are white stretch bands. That's fair. That's fair. Steven, I created a whole ass, I created a whole ass segment for you. Jaravicii's Jammy Jam, where you showed off your jammies for the night. That's great, bro.

Speaker: No don't give this fucking goddamn half -breed fucking bigfoot Because this motherfucker I swear to God if you give him any credit for any pajama thing I will have to fucking do it

Speaker: dude you know what fine fine you know what click you know what fine just for you click just for you to be my party is back on bitch

Speaker: You went to the dirty laundry and got the onesie and granny the other day. Let's go! There you go, Glick. There you go, you happy now? I'm getting you a pair of my little pony pajamas, you brony. Thank God it isn't, um, smell -o -vision. What the fuck, Leggy? Well, apparently you just went into the dirty laundry to pick them out, the laundry, so...

Speaker: You wore those the other day, those McGrinch ones. You wore them the other day, you dirty motherfucker. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm wearing something that I wore a day or two ago. Sorry. Me guys thought I was lazy at laundry. Not just my landlord. I feel like you're getting genuinely irritated.

Speaker: He is. No, it's just fucking Glick all the time. Like, I've created this portion of the show for you. It's like, no, you're doing it. I love how Alyssa is just letting it go. She's like, yeah, whatever. Alyssa is just watching the chaos. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I have a suggestion for Gervais, if Jeff will be kindly supposed to.

Speaker: Yeah, sure. What have you done? What have you done? I fucking hate you, Brian. Oh, that's why you were quiet, Brian. What do you mean, Brian? You sure that length's long enough, Brian? Right? Jesus. I don't even think I need a rope anymore at this time. The window is probably going to be good enough.

Speaker: I swear to god

Speaker: for the first ever official. Oh, no. He's wearing pajamas. The first ever Jarvis. It'll be a onesie. A giant party. It'll be a onesie with, like, bunny ears or something. What? Yo! I guess that's the pajamas for the Sasquatch. Yeah. Wow. Whoa. Let's go.

Speaker: Yeah hot that's hot All right, all right Stevie could counter that with this other one Jeff

Speaker: I fucking hate. Well, I mean. Shut up, Glenn. There's literally people who got to show up in my live show tomorrow and go like, hey, we got all our pajamas on. Yeah.

Speaker: I'd rock it. I'd rock it. All right. All right. Come on, Brian, you fucker. Keep it coming. Come on. I don't know, man. I can't hike. I'm not a jammy jam guy.

Speaker: But come on, come on, please. And come on, Jeff. Come on, like, come on, Alyssa. Everyone get it. I'm a real man. I wear just boxers to bed. Kind of get more out of our system. Come on, everyone with the pajama emotes. Come on. Like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Looking like a fucking dream. Oh, somebody, please clip that for me. Please.

Speaker: me one more time video is going to be me and my Sasquatch pajamas. Oh man. I can't wait. I can not wait for that. Come on Jarvis. Like I'm not with you, man. The jam on Saturday night is a real thing, bro. I'm with you, man. You're not streaming this out to Twitch, are you? Huh?

Speaker: You're not streaming this on Twitter? No, I can't. How do we clip on... Can we do that on YouTube? I don't know how to do it on Twitch, but I don't know how to do it on YouTube. I think it's remixed or something. Send me the link. Send me the link, Leggy, and I can throw it up. Wait, wait, wait. Alyssa just sent me a picture of Steven sleeping. I love Steven.

Speaker: Hey, Steven. Hey, Steven. Steven, put your headphones back on. I tender my resignation after this. We are now live on Twitch. Steven, would you like for them? I'm good. Would you like to thank you?

Speaker: I'm good. I'm good. I'm fine. Do you see this beer? But nice on this live broadcast and none of these assholes even noticed it. I tried to take a drink out of it. Not once, but twice.

Speaker: It's empty. We already know you're now. It's not even open. But in your defense, you assume they're always open.

Speaker: I love you, buddy. I appreciate you, man. Go ahead and hit me. I love you, brother. My bad. He always got my back. My bad. He always got my back. When you're the friends, you assume they come right out of the case open. I mean, I just figured the case. They're all open. You know, once I buy them, they all open. This one's open. This one's open. See? Oh, God.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: I just muted my mic intentionally on purpose to blow my nose. Did that genuinely come through on the audio? No, it did not. Oh, no. So why would you still your melatonin? That doesn't make sense. You translucent bastard.

Speaker: Peter what's wrong with the fucking Peter Piper we're in Grish pajamas I'm sorry Peter but you know what you need better jokes or just don't let blazing right for you I got one for Peter

Speaker: Jarvis, hold on a second, hold on a second. How is that good, man? I swear to god, Glick, just let it go. Jarvis, Jarvis, this is Jarvis. Jarvis, this is awesome. We should get matching PJs for the Jerabishi Jammy Jam Party. Me and you, bro. Let's get matching jammy. I'll put it on my Amazon Wishlist.

Speaker: I feel like my therapist born me when I told her, hey, I'm a part of this podcast. It's called The Nonsense Called Nonsense. I eat the elephant jammy. I want to know if the elephant trunk is if there's a little like. Oh, yeah, that's that's that's the pocket. That pocket is there. Well, that's where you put your. You put your beer on the trunk. Wait, let me see those again. One second. I pull them back up.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up. I hate to break them up.

Speaker: 7 p .m. Central Standard Time so if you're Eastern It's the same fucking thing. They're both Harry and are endangered If we get Jarvis and Ewok onesie

Speaker: three of us get matching jammy jams. I swear to god, I don't need people. Well, I mean, if my guys want to wear jammy jams, they can. We're doing it. I'm going to send Jarvis and I will pick out the jammies.

Speaker: Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Speaker: and and whether you're here in a couple of Saturdays. Oh, that's what it is. Did you? Jeremy, she's jammy jam segment and the three of us will all be matching jammies. I know you don't want me to be on board with this Jarvis. Look, trust me, man. I know. I just want it to go away. I don't want to. Meanwhile, they're. And then eventually we can pick out the we can pick out the the the jammies. Wow. That's funny.

Speaker: I'm literally asking for a friend. I did. I did. Just gave me a half mile. Went back to

Speaker: I'm asking for a friend. Do they come in black? We can really confuse people, Rocky, if you had white. Oh my gosh, man. That'd be hilarious. See, I told you we're brothers. You ever see the difference? Yeah. We're basically twins at this point. Put a hat on and yeah.

Speaker: That is the only picture I can show due to the fact that the rest of them are actually being worn I

Speaker: I feel like Alyssa is like, I found nothing I can hide my husband for. I haven't seen hugs that are being worn. You know how embarrassing that would be if I put it on. Oh, leggy. Why? There's nothing there to begin with anyway, Glick. Yeah. No, that's what I was going to say. I feel like that's enough. Was I in that picture and you just give me a courtesy, Jeff, of taking me out? It's just a flashlight. I want you to wear that for the video, for the one more time video.

Speaker: There you go. Give me your address. I'll buy it for you, bro. Well, it was OK over there, click. You know, just in case it gets cold. You're supposed to go down in the stomach, not out your nose. It was a good run, everyone. Oh, my God. It was a good run. It was a really, really warmer.

Speaker: Yes. Willy Warmer, yes. That's actually a thing apparently over in Europe. No way. We agreed Jarvis. We agreed. It was a good run. I know in Germany it is. Canceled. Canceled himself. I'm glad. I'm good if someone comes over to my...

Speaker: uh maybe discuss that off the podcast you say if you want to order it there's what it's called okay real quick why is it called the squeaker if someone could go to the jarvis podcast and just tell someone that i said something i shouldn't have said i don't have to do it again after the pajama fiasco of this thank you you're doing me a favor

Speaker: What is that noise I quit the saying anything you fuck I quit the weed bro

Speaker: Yo, they're cheap, too. They're not even expensive, bro. He's got the price catalog up. I'm actually trying to find something else. I bet you are. Yo, Glick, I'm just saying, that'll be the best $29 .99 you ever spent in your life.

Speaker: You'll go make a viral, bro. I think you should get some sponsorship. No, I won't because I can't. Bro, I can't get past the ears. Don't worry. I don't think Nikki can either. You literally would put that on and she'd be like, I don't know whether to laugh or just be like, go put something else on.

Speaker: Yeah, like I mean, I say I can't get past the years, but. Go check it out. Beauty, big boy. Hey, hey, hey, Rocky and I are brothers. A black half is below my waist. So that's what you meant about playing light sabers. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't draw the strings. And you can be a Jedi, but I'm a Sith, bro. I'm a Sith. Let's go. I got that double sided red lightsaber. What's up now? Jokes on you. How the fuck can they? I got the hammer. I'm out, bro.

Speaker: Let's be honest. It's really, it's literally, uh, when he says a big red lightsaber, he means like the same thing that my cat shows every once in a while. What's came next says that even the tick tack hurts at 95 miles an hour. I found another one for Glick, Jeff. Oh shit. I feel just them asking for that price. That's what I was looking for.

Speaker: $29 .99, and Glick will go by. Hey, hey, hey, what are you drinking, buddy? A little Jack and Coke? Come on, look at that. Oh, heck yeah. Drink some beers to you. Come on. Cheers. Cheers, girl. I got a screenshot of it. It won't let me save the picture. Sometimes in life, you're handed

Speaker: onions and you got to make onion rings and color times in life. You're handling a magnificent beard, great height. That's to say a blooming onion. Neither of them were ever given to Glick. I have destroyed a few blooming onions in my lifetime. Not ashamed. Amazing.

Speaker: I'm sorry, Alyssa. I'm sorry I ever went on GLAB and found the nonsensical nonsense. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit, I missed you down there. Oh shit,

Speaker: Look who it is. The big guy. Oh, blindly. He's wearing an SU. Does that mean slurper man? Glick, if anybody should be saying that out of me. Mike, you'll get a kick out of this. What? The leader of Cola. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike.

Speaker: Say away female. That was like five years before you had the haircut that I had. Big dog is in the building, ladies and gentlemen. He's always, he's always trying to get my book. It's all right. My, my, my second co -host in the building. If I shake my beard off tomorrow, he'll say he did it 10 years ago. It's a story of my life. Okay. First and foremost, listen here. Say away. He had the beard before me. I know.

Speaker: We had duets of us before and after. You sing a wife email me, bro. You sing a wife email me, bro. You literally look like an Amish joke. Not only did you steal my look, but didn't you steal my followers? And the only difference between you and I was you get older and more powerful. He's better at this than we are. I appreciate you for that.

Speaker: However, I love you, man. I love you, man. Regardless, we fuck with each other about that. This guy tried to tell me we fuck with each other about it. And I sent him a picture of five years before I even knew him wearing that hat. Well, I love you, man. I love you. And how are you doing, bro? This is my second. This was my number two co -host. He filled in one night.

Speaker: a little backstory. Mike and I go back from TikTok. I have some very good TikTok friends. Mike is one of those. The big dog, the big dog, the big dog. He filled in one night at random on the fly. It was Christmas night. Jeff had plans. Was it Christmas or Christmas Eve? I can't remember. I think it's Christmas Eve. But Jeff had plans.

Speaker: My kids weren't with me. I have no friends and family. I'm a loser. I'm a piece of shit. And here's what it is. And I was still going to do the show. And I reached out and I said, hey, big dog. I don't know what you got going on, but I got a podcast. Would you be interested in hanging out with me? And I didn't know how the show was going to go, but we clicked. We had a fun time. We had a great show together. And I talked to Jeff and I told Jeff, I said, hey, watch the replay. Jeff watched the replay.

Speaker: And I was like, what do you guys think? Or I asked Jeff, I said, what do you think about having a third chair? And Jeff led out, told me, if it's Mike, I'm in. But outside of that, I'm out. How's Steven get here, then? It all sounds so romantical. Hey, this is fun. Yeah, it's one of those things we were taking a lot of pity. He takes a lot of pity on my part. Steven is Connor's fault. Yeah, fair enough. I've been Connor for everything.

Speaker: So what's up, Mike? What you been up to, buddy? However, however, Mike was on the show for a good bit. He had a good run with us. A lot of people think that Mike's no longer on the show because him and I, the big dog, him and I had beat or had an issue. We never had an issue. We had a little bit of a blowout live one night, but that same night we talked actually clicked.

Speaker: I'm going to I'm going to air it out and I'm going to reveal on the anniversary show what all happened about me leaving. Get your team, bitches. Me and Click got together. Me and Click got together about four months before I left the show. And we did a little thing like DC and Marvel to drum up audiences. It was all scripted.

Speaker: How much have you drank tonight, Mike? It's all scripted. We had a little altercation live one night, and it wasn't even that big a deal. And then in all honesty, you have since found out that the things that I said and

Speaker: Some people that might be listening, some people that might be in the listening out is better perking their fucking ears up because I ain't fucking stupid. And when I talk about snakes in your goddamn yard and you don't fucking listen and you shit on your real friends, Mike and I had a conversation there, unfortunately. Uh, and I don't mean to put your business out there, but you did learn the hard way that you had a snake in your yard. Yeah.

Speaker: But Mike and I never had a problem. Mike and I never had a problem at all. I told him to take a time out, deal with his personal life. I'm not going to put the personal business out there, bro. But, you know, Mike's dealing with personal business, dealing with his personal life. And, you know, never once was he fired. And we've talked several times about him.

Speaker: coming back on the show. Um, you know, not necessarily all week or whatever, anything like that, but you know, one night a week, but I'm happy to see you man. And like Jeff asked, how are you doing bro? Like seriously, how are you doing, man? You look good. And then you and I talk a lot. You're, you're back in the gym, man. You look good. You seem like you're doing better. You're smiling more, which is awesome. You know, not to sound gay, but it's going to sound gay and I don't care.

Speaker: But you lost your smile, I missed your smile and now I'm getting to see your smile more often. So I'm happy about that, I'm excited for that. But how are you doing, man? How's life treating you? I don't really know what to think about it right now. When I left the show, the situations with my children were

Speaker: Calling it if he was a what would be an understatement. I have three kids and I was only getting one, maybe one or two. It was always a fight. And now, now I'm getting them on days that I'm not supposed to have them.

Speaker: And I'm, I'm getting them, I'm getting them definitely more than what I'm supposed to. And when I can't do that, I get in trouble for that. So, um, so it's just, damn, if you do, damn, if you don't kind of thing, it's a complete reversal of what it used to be. And I have all three of them right now. And, uh, the last four months I've been rebuilding the relationship with my middle child.

Speaker: who absolutely hated me and even refused to be at my birthday a year ago, because my birthday is actually on Tuesday, so. Well, Mike. Happy birthday. McDonald. Happy birthday, bro. Yeah, thank you. How old are you? I'll be 39. Ladies and gentlemen, and Jarvis and Blaze,

Speaker: This is another, this is another gentleman I'm wanting to get on, on men caring for men so bad. Mike, you have no idea. That's not an episode. That's a series. Let's be honest. I mean, let's be honest. You have no idea how bad I want you on. Okay, go ahead and clip that. Yeah, I'm working on it. You have no idea how bad I want to get you on. Oh, sweet. Yeah, it's clear.

Speaker: Well, you know, I've, uh, I, I've been, I, I spoke to you about doing something like that over a year ago and I'm so glad that you're doing that now. Um, and, uh, right now I'm just trying to rebuild my life because I literally lost everything. And, uh, you know, there was, I don't know, leggy, you might, you might remember the, uh,

Speaker: You might remember the episode where I just had two shirts and a pair of pants and that was it. That was, that was the, that was, I think you were in the show. I got to say one of the biggest supporters, one of the biggest promoters and one of the biggest voices in my ears was that young lady right there. Leggy, uh, lady lady, miss Ellen, I'm doing the men's mental health show. Yeah. Like she, she, she was.

Speaker: on my ass like I don't mean to sound weird but she was she was one of the biggest supporters and one of the biggest voices for me to create that show and do that show and and and and and she's still nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

Speaker: naggety nag naggers yeah like she was she was constantly and and and and since i started the show she's been one of the biggest uh female voices one of the biggest female supporters and i just think it's really really important and i know there's a lot of like you know general nonsense you know a lot a lot of the content in the show is you know fart and dick jokes but yeah i think it's really important because there needs to be

Speaker: more safe spaces and I'm not talking about like there's a lot of male dominated sort of podcasts but it's all that red pill you know bullshit there needs to be we need to destigmatize as a society not just you know obviously as a man as a men's show but we all need to destigmatize men

Speaker: holding in their feelings. The suicide rate for males under the age of 25 is scary and it's a lot to do with being conditioned that it's not manly to talk about your feelings. It's really fucking important. I'm glad you're doing it honestly. I think last Monday was actually was, I mean there was a little bit of

Speaker: brevity with the fart jokes but for the main for the most of it was pretty serious but you know what the problem is the thing is i came in on monday and i was in the comment section so of course it turned into fucking general nonsense and that's why i said this is why i stay away on a monday because you're all trying to be serious and you know address something serious and i'm sitting in the comments talking general fucking shit and making jokes

Speaker: we did a show on trauma man and we need to have those jokes i'm sorry to say if we were to be serious it's lightning it's lightning yeah we did a show on trauma it's literally called gallows humor

Speaker: yeah it's called gallows humor because a lot of people who deal with and obviously you know harking back to hang men making jokes that's why it's called gallows humor but it's you know people who are in high stress whose jobs you see you see really traumatic things a lot of cops a lot of police officers a lot of medical people make a lot of you know what would be seen as being inappropriate jokes because

Speaker: That's their defense mechanism. That's their outlet, like a pressure valve, you know, to release the pressure. We did the show on trauma and that was Connor's idea because he wanted to kind of talk about, you know, what he went through in the military, his PTSD and stuff like that. And Jarvis opened up a lot. I mean, you really did Jarvis.

Speaker: And I danced around, you know, as a host of the show, I feel bad to some degrees because I haven't fully opened Pandora. As a host, you're almost not allowed to be. Look at me. Look at what I've been through. Well, I haven't quite opened Pandora's box for us horror movies. You know, if you're a horror movie fan, we've all seen Hellraiser.

Speaker: that box. But I think the other thing, I'm sorry, I don't mean to talk over you, but I think it's also important that whilst there's a safe space to talk, if you want to talk, it also has to be that you have to feel comfortable, like there shouldn't be any pressure to

Speaker: Just because, you know, it is a safe space and you want to, some people want to, you know, you shouldn't be feeling pressured into it. It'll come in time. And when you're ready to share more. But we did that trauma show and we had, and we spent more time laughing and joking, mainly because Connor got real deep. It's also a sensitive subject too. Connor got real deep. Jarvis got real deep.

Speaker: And then, but laughing and joking. When you're talking about men's mental health or mental health in general, I don't want to, I don't want to, but for our show, it's men's mental health, but laughing and joking and stuff like that is part of the healing process. You know, that's how we deal in this, but also the fact that I'm very proud of the show. I love the show. I, you know, I was excited to do this show. I was, I was excited to.

Speaker: to have co -host, uh, to do the show with me and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and Connor with the hardy or, you know, I was excited to have the show and, and, and, and, and, and I get more excited when.

Speaker: When guys like blazing and then K mag and Haas and whatnot, they come on the show and they, and they open up man. Like, cause that's, that's not something I expect from, you know, especially men of a certain age. And I want to get believes in back on the show because I, you know, I, I feel like there's more to the, the, the, the treasure, the conversation that can be had with blazing.

Speaker: especially with I think not only him and I can have a conversation about.

Speaker: Ruining relationships, rebuilding relationships, and creating new relationships through what we've been through. And I was thinking about that. I don't need to put that on here tonight, actually. I was going to message you this. But it's a road that I'm on right now, getting rid of bad relationships and healing from bad relationships.

Speaker: creating new relationships, which, you know, lady and I are a testament of building a new relationship because Joe or you've watched social media lady and I were not friends in any way. Um,

Speaker: But we have created a relationship, and I consider her. But again, that's sorry, I keep talking over here. Again, though, that's, it's all part and parcel of, like,

Speaker: I don't want to blame anyone else, but there was there was external forces that were a contribute and a massive contributing factor to that situation. And it all comes down to relationships, you know, other people's, you know, an interjection in something and creating an additive and then causing a problem almost for entertainment purposes. Really, you know, like we still I still don't understand the reasoning behind that shit, honestly.

Speaker: I know it racks my mind, but to the end of the day, the fact that we both fell for it, it is what it is. But you know, now I consider leggy a friend. Well, it's only that, but I also told lady, uh, shut up, Jeff. I also told lady earlier tonight, fuck the bullshit. You're a part of our family and ain't nobody can come at you sideways because Jeff's here. Jarvis is here. Uh,

Speaker: you know, Connor's here. I'm here. Nobody's going to come at you sideways because they got much you sideways. They're coming at us are sideways and at the end of the day, they can't take a joke. I mean, you know, I will say this last Monday. So Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, I have my group session and after talking about what we did on Monday, my Tuesday freaking sessions, I fucking cried. I ain't going to lie.

Speaker: listen you look like you have an afro that's not a bad thing shut up no no no it's not it makes you look like you have a giant afro yeah it does it's a halo

Speaker: The hop on with Leggy though was what she was saying, you know, there was when me and Glick were having a dispute, there was external forces that were leaning into that as well.

Speaker: And I had to cut that. Were there the same external forces? No, that would be interesting. Same kind of concept, but different people. Different people. And I told Mike about them, but he didn't listen to me at the time because... Because listen, here's the thing.

Speaker: People always reveal themselves eventually and you have to discover that for yourself. It doesn't matter how many times someone else says that person's evil or that person's a dickhead or that person. You have to discover that for yourself. Well, and that's why I told Mike, like, I'm not trying to be an asshole here. I said, you know, and I told him this, this is no, it's not exactly the first time it's going to be on the show. But, you know, a personal conversation between Mike and I, and I told him, I said, look, man, I said, the only reason they're clinging on to you

Speaker: is because you're giving them the attention that they didn't give, that I didn't give them because I wasn't on that mindset. And there's nothing against him or anything like that. But - No, it's just toxic people. Some people like to protect their bullshit. When Mike stopped giving them the attention, and he learned, unfortunately, you know, it's a cycle we all go through, bro. I mean, like, I'm not shitting on you, Mike. You know, I love you, bro. You know you're my big dog.

Speaker: I love the shit out of you. I got you 100 % anytime, whenever you need me, you know, I got you. But he wasn't listening and it's the same way with a certain other person. Here's the thing. That other person needs to be liked by everyone. Am I thinking about the same person y 'all talking about?

Speaker: So a lot of issues come from that because there is no, there's, it's constant on the, on the fence because nothing will be said because that person needs to be liked by everyone and nobody can be liked by everyone. It's physically impossible. We're not built that way. I beg to differ. I'm loved by everyone. I was going to say, I'm a loved fucking Asian. I'm the champ and everybody loves me. So I don't know what it's.

Speaker: Hey Brian, you still there?

Speaker: like to not be loved by anyone. I'm just like a good chef in the box. That's the only reason I'm here. I'm waiting. In all seriousness, man, you know, I feel bad that it went down the way it went down, you know.

Speaker: You know people show their true colors man and some people and you You and you and you wisened up, you know You get bit by a snake once and you move the fuck on other people or watch the snake bite you bite you bite you Snake will shed its skin and you'll say all they've changed And then they bite you again

Speaker: Well, you know, a snake, I read this on something today and it's fucking so pertinent. A snake only sheds its skin to become a bigger snake. Right? I mean, it comes down to there's a reason why I have a very small circle of friends. I don't trust anybody. I trust everybody about as far as I can throw them. And well, somebody rage quit. But

Speaker: Yeah. Fuck you. Sorry. But it comes up to you have to learn to cut those people out. And if you don't, you're going to constantly get bit by that snake. Through the, through the experiences that I had. Okay. Uh, do the experiences that I had. I learned two things. You want to, you, you can find out who your real friends are. Uh, one, when you go through a hard time.

Speaker: or two when you're getting out of that hard time, because your fake friends will be upset with you at either cars. So, you know, the person that was my best friend, my, her, revealed her true colors. She revealed her true colors when I started to, to, to walk on my own.

Speaker: And then that's when the truth happened. And yes, Glick did call her as she was at that point in time. But when you want to hear it, you want to hear it. And when you don't, you don't. Well, it's like telling your kids, we'll do that. There's definitely a little bit. Because you've been through it. Yeah. Yeah. And there's often an element of determination

Speaker: prove the point that you're that person's wrong. Like if someone's telling you something about someone, right? It's like what you should have about kids. You know, they'll keep doing that thing. Just have to make the point, right? It's like a determination, stubbornness. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause doesn't it kind of piss you off when someone tries to tell you about who your friends are and they only knew him for five minutes, but they've been your best friends for years.

Speaker: You know, it's like, no, you don't know them. You don't know them. Sometimes, I mean, I've got a bullshit, I am never wrong. I mean that. I'm not saying that to be an art like I've got a bullshit radar and it goes off way ahead of anybody else. People do eventually capstone, but I never say I told you so. I never say I told you so. But in the meantime, whilst you've been learning that thing for yourself,

Speaker: I've walked away and you've lost me. I'm not going to stick around and this is what bores my mind is when people

Speaker: who other people, fake people, are evil. And I'm not used to the word evil because I think that's a really strong word. But I think there are people who are genuinely evil, people who set out to make other people's lives a hell or to protect them in some way. It's kind of evil. And I'm not going to be around that shit. So people who lose genuine, loving, caring people,

Speaker: who would do anything for them, they'll lose those people and still cling on to, you know, the other fuckers because they need as much attention as possible regardless of who it's from. And they want to be liked by everyone. You can ask. I actually hope to be hated by a lot. You can ask Leggy. I'll be right back, guys. I gotta go grab something to drink.

Speaker: I threw myself in the viper pit and I literally had to jump off line for a couple of years just to regroup and get my shit straight. What happened? I specifically remember, I kind of touched on this without going into too much detail, I touched on it the other week. I distinctly remember you being one of the only people who called that shit out. The disrespectful...

Speaker: You don't have to go into detail. You're not one of those people that will sit on the fence and see nothing. You're not, because I've seen it. I hate being a fence -sitter. I think sitting on the fence is cowardice. 100 % agree with you. 100 % agree with you. No matter if it comes out roses or it comes out shit, you'll know. But sitting on the fence is just...

Speaker: Yeah. Like you said, you can't make everybody happy. Some people sit on the fence so much, they've got splinters up their arse, and it's because they want to be liked by everyone. Yeah. Arse, I like that word. That's the correct way. There's no R in it in the States, man. That's because Americans are here. Because the States is wrong. Correct. There you go, like y 'all say it.

Speaker: We learned in the past that when you keep that hard R, it's that word. We drop our hard Rs. I dig that analogy. I dig that analogy. But no, to piggyback off what you guys were saying, there will be people out there that, as like he said, the snakes, they look for the weakest people in the world, build them up, and then when they're ready to strike,

Speaker: tear him down. I'm going to write that down. That was wonderful. I want to try that last week. Well, you can credit it to like, there you go. Cause I think you back off like statement. Let me see. Is this my notebook where I have the, the list, the list, the list of, uh, the great thing. It's got a fight. It's the shit.

Speaker: Canada kangaroos bears You could fight the Sasquatches but the Canadians The old the old Sam squatch

Speaker: Sam squats. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm a huge show your parks boy fan. Like I love that trailer boys and letter Kenny. Yeah. Yeah. Pisses me off that letter Kenny canceled the show got canceled, but we're getting more. You know what? I'm glad he did it. He, he can't, they stopped it when it was in its prime and sometimes shows got to stop when it's at their peak because then it goes downhill.

Speaker: Yeah. And now he's got the Shoresy go going on. Shoresy's is awesome. Did you play the video that I gave you, Glick, on the show? Yeah, he played it. Yeah, we played it earlier. I'm going to have to grab it down and do a little editing. Yeah, my information is behind, apparently.

Speaker: I too have to make the bladder clatter. I'll be back. Bladder, bladder. He's gotta go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's got to go recycle. He's

Speaker: I know. I was going to say, I'm thinking about this. Oh, come on, man. Oh, let's look at this motherfucker in the comments. Brian, get your bitch ass in here. You know what? Jeffrey, drop the link. Drop the link, Jeffrey.

Speaker: They're already up there. Oh, he's got this. Brian, come on. I don't know who Brian is. I told you who Bryant is. Jervis. Why would you be mad, bro? Look at this. Look at this. You got the motherfucking champ. You got the motherfucking champ in his big butt jammies. I think I'm canceling my own podcast. Yeah, that's for the ladies.

Speaker: Just so you know. I'm gonna go undercover on my... I'm gonna go undercover and I'm just gonna be like... Steven Jarvis of the JRVC project said racial slur and I'll cancel my own podcast. You know what? Like, you should just not watch that. Lagi, you're muted.

Speaker: I'm muted. I'm muted. I'm muted. I'm muted. I'm not muted. I'm saying I came back at the wrong time. I feel Mickey says that a lot to Glick.

Speaker: Oh my. Trust me. She never came at the wrong time. No, no. She just feels like she's walked in. Let's be honest. The one problem she doesn't have is reaching the finish line.

Speaker: I'm a generous lover. I'm a generous lover. The whole world doesn't need to know that because here's the thing, in much the same way that people who are genuinely intelligent don't need to tell everybody how intelligent they are, right?

Speaker: People who are generous lovers can tell the world how generous they are as lovers. It's just understood. The more you see it, the less convincing it sounds. You see that right there? Those aren't just given.

Speaker: Very rare, very rare. I've been an old fart, Glick. That's how they're earned. Facts, facts. Rarely do I say I'm a generator sloper. However, these are earned. Yeah, you usually said you'd better get yours before I get mine. Hey, hey, hey, Alyssa. Oh, yes, yes, not me. I think it's Call of Duty time. Oh, okay, what's going on, buddy?

Speaker: I found six, seven different types of mushrooms today. I feel like I saw that dude. Those were bad ass traumatized after that announcement. I liked that big ass morality you had in your hand. So I, when I was out there, there was two ladies out there forging and it was then that they only found that one though. Dude, that was a big ass morale mushroom though.

Speaker: i feel like i need to start a mental health show just to deal with the trauma because nobody because it's too much information nobody cares

Speaker: Actually, you know what? I want to go on the mental health show like 10 times like nobody gives a fuck. You know what? Like, you know what? Like, I want to behave myself, behave myself. What's going on? You don't know how I'm going to say something that is going to get me in trouble not once, but twice by two different women. I want to behave myself. Here's an idea for you. Like, here's an idea for you. Like, oh, no. Oh, shit. Oh, God. And actually, and actually I owe this to Rocky.

Speaker: Uh, here's an idea, first and foremost, uh, tell your boys stop to stop being so weird and actually conversate with me. And you know who your boy is. Jevils. Um, here's a crazy idea. Yeah. I host a music show and it's aimed towards artists, but what's the chances of me getting to interview you?

Speaker: I'm Glick's house of music. You're not a musician, but you're in the musical world. And, and to get Geebles. I didn't, I didn't dub him that, that is like he, she dubs him Geebles, much like he's dubbed me Glick Rock. So what are the chances of me locking you guys down separate times for interviews? Well, I can't speak for Geebs, just ask them. I'm speaking to you ma 'am.

Speaker: Okay, will you promise to not talk about what a generous lover you are?

Speaker: I'm just I'm just saying yeah give him ideas

Speaker: Not many men are willing to put the woman first. Honey, you want to see my Sasquatch? I'm sorry to contradict you, but every man ever been with us.

Speaker: Maybe it's a fucking. I don't get very generous. I mean, how hard is that? That's true. That's true. Alyssa, I'm so sorry I said that. Brownie points over here. Oh, it's only been like one guy, her husband. He's only been one person. You're married? I was married for 10 years.

Speaker: Congratulations on the divorce. I'm assuming those of us who have been married and are, we're happy about the divorce. Please raise your drink. Cheers. Fuck yeah. Am I the only one that hasn't been divorced?

Speaker: Jarvis and Alyssa aren't the one that got kicked out of your own damn country too.

Speaker: Yeah. Wow. At the end of the day, the way the country's going, do you really want to be there? And Jarvis also has his wife chained to a radio. We'll find out. We'll find out. I do not have my wife chained to a radio. You sass, watch motherfucker. That's right. She's in a cage. Yes. She's easily upgraded to central air. She just did something. Jarvis took her phone away from her because I called him up. I've been sitting here the whole time, you fucking asshole.

Speaker: I know your tricks. It's my people. It's a camera just to make it look like she's not chained to a radiator. Well, from that moment forward, now that tick tock and her audio went out. Because he took the phone away.

Speaker: The black guy Jarvis you're in trouble. I think even is eating up all the bandwidth. That's why she can't get on Come on Jarvis later on the bandwidth Hold on a second. Hold on a second guys. Let me speak to jar Jarabishi in his native tongue. I

Speaker: What's the matter with you, Javi? She let her on the bandwidth, aye? Oh, hey. Look, a magical hook right in the middle of the ceiling. Hey, Jarvis. Jarvis, to the left. That's where they're going to find the step stool after I'm done with it. Oh, Jarvis, Jarvis.

Speaker: You're going to get us kicked off. Oh, please. If I've been saying this since I've been on the first show on Monday and we haven't been kicked off, I think we're good. Somebody will report that shit. And I even used to say it on Twitch, and somehow I'm still on there. Alyssa, are you OK? Blink twice. We need help.

Speaker: Well, I'm gonna go play Call of Duty so I feel better about myself, thank you.

Speaker: Oh, poor child. Well, he's still staying in fucking hell divers to and doing a podcast. I actually played SnowRunner last night. Oh, you're playing video games? Yeah, I know. Right?

Speaker: I mean, it's no runner, so it's just driving around. I feel like I've forgotten something. You know when something just pops into your head and like, what did I forget to do?

Speaker: And it's like, I'm like, there's some, another, another part of tea. It's not that, but it sounds like that. You know how you're thinking to yourself. I was, what have I forgotten? The old saying to that is what you need to do is walk out of the room because it's when you walk out of the room, you're like, God damn it. Now I know what I forgot. The first one that has told me that Jeff is annoying.

Speaker: you have sainthood? Oh as soon as I'm in bed you're already sure not off to sleep that's when it'll come to me. Yep 100%. That old thing you get done with an argument you're like I should have said this for like the next three days. Although it's so weird if I'm involved in an argument right my brain seems to go faster and my mouth goes even faster than my brain. Like all these

Speaker: oh no I'm the exact opposite all these words all these like Bible isn't Jesus Christ all these really like articulate words come spewing out and it's like a thousand miles an hour you know I don't know why we regret what you say after

Speaker: No, because I'm a firm believer in saying what you mean and mean what you're saying. I'm that type of person. Like, I won't say something just for the sake of saying it. Do you know what I mean? I'm always the guy in an argument that I don't want to hurt the other's feelings. This is the stupidest thing ever. I know.

Speaker: But I could be in the worst argument in your life. And I'd be like, oh, I could say that. I think you can argue with someone without being intentionally deliberately hurtful. And I don't think I'm a spiteful or vindictive kind of person. Like, I don't think I'm intentionally hurtful. So, yeah, but no, I don't. There have been times where I've had an argument and I felt like I needed to apologize afterwards, but I'm big enough that I can apologize. There are some people

Speaker: that don't know how to apologize. I apologize. Some people don't know how to admit when they're wrong. 100%. That's what's up. There are some people that are some people that have done some really fucking shitty things. I caught that. I've never had. I was just yelling at him because he was staring off into nowhere.

Speaker: I'm just saying that there are some people who have done a lot of fucking things that should have been apologized for that have never apologized because they don't know how to apologize. Not only that, not only that, a lot of people don't think they're in the wrong.

Speaker: And it's like, yeah, you know what, you gotta own up. Even when they're a hundred percent, but again, certain types of people deflect from that because there's an element of shame in feeling like, I mean, that's a typical narcissistic, you know, person.

Speaker: they don't want to be held to account for something that they know that they've done wrong see everything is criticism so they'll deflect that shit away and it'll be like well what about you what about what about what you did will you stop putting that meme up nobody said anything about men let's be honest let's be honest

Speaker: No, let's be different. No gender was mentioned, I said people. But people on both sexes are guilty of it. Yeah, absolutely. So I didn't say men, I said people. Yeah, but we all knew who you were talking about. But I wasn't being specific, Geoff.

Speaker: I'm always specific. Do you have to quit trying to start a fight? No, you're always specific. I don't start, I don't start. You're always specific, not specific. Those are two different things. Specific is an ocean.

Speaker: Exactly. That's the joke. And there's two of them. Never mind. I'm not doing our job piece. I'm not going to fucking explain to you. I was going to say, tell me why everybody... Get him, ladies. Get him, ladies. Get him. Get him, ladies. Look, I felt guilty the first couple of times I got him, and then you just eventually get over that. Get him, ladies. Get him. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: Get me. Don't make me stick my leggy on you, Jeffrey. Oh yeah. I'm so scared. You kicked me in my balls. Oh, you should be. Oh, don't worry. I'm not. I'm ready for it. I just, I just want to give Leggy a shout out. If I can, I just want to give Leggy a shout out and cheers.

Speaker: Give me a little cheer. Give me a little cheer. Give me a little cheer. Give me a little cheer. Give me a little cheer. Give me a little cheer. Come on. For what reason? Cheers? Let's do it. I'll tell you why. I just did. She chased the riffraff away. Did I? Sure. The riffraff in our show earlier, and he came in and she chased them away. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, I caught it right away. Wow. Holy shit. This is a 747. I'm so bright. Like, yeah, I'm looking you in the face. I can't see what's going on.

Speaker: Okay, let me let me let me put it like this. I put it in the in the in the in the private chat. They're like had to go. Yeah, but but they were very quiet.

Speaker: However, there was also well, the thing is, there was also because what happened was that because you really have because you only have 10 species, right? And I was kind of waiting because obviously it wasn't going to drop out or not.

Speaker: And I said I was on my way. I did say I was coming in. And then the 10th space got taken. And I said, oh, well, maybe not then. And that person kind of like lost their shit. Oh, well, if it's that bad, I'll leave. And it's like, that isn't what I meant. All I meant was. No, that's what I meant. The 10th space has been taken. It wasn't personal. It was just, you know, a waiting station dropped out. I'm a little hurt. First of all,

Speaker: I'm a little hurt, first and foremost. Why? You look cuddle, Glick. What's wrong? You know what? Lady, first and foremost.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: I'm Brian and Alyssa. What's up? You want to get up? I'm good. Just so you guys know, clicks not the only one who's hard in this group. I'm just saying why your heart? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm truly just kidding.

Speaker: So it's not, that's the whole thing. He's not kidding. I know, like, and Alyssa, you guys are beautiful women, nothing against you guys, but no, I'm just, they're just jokes. Excuse me, Brian's a beautiful woman as well. I said, like, and Alyssa, you're both beautiful women. I said, Brian's a beautiful woman as well. Yeah, he is. Also Mexican snow. Yeah, you got to forget, you can't forget, Chris. That's the nice beard you got there, sir. Hold on a second, I'll take that back. Nice beard you got there.

Speaker: Brian, I have to ask you a question. I'll take back my Mexican comment. I have to ask you a question. Do your hips lie, Brian? Well, back in the day. No, but they don't lie now. Oh, girl. Yeah, girl. Yeah, Brian. Yeah. Brian's hips don't lie.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: I gotta ask you questions, Tony D. Tony D's on Cantina with all the fucking desperate fucking horny sluts. Hey, instead of hanging out with all them stupid -ass fucking losers, Tony D, because I know you guys are still watching, come back in here because I gotta ask you some questions, Tony D. Fuck them idiots. And there's no tea to spill. Cantina? No, no.

Speaker: Yeah. Cantina, you had to have an invite. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's private. You can't join rooms. You can't go into private rooms. It's all private, but Tony D I gotta ask you questions. So I know one of you fucking losers is watching this right now and you're sharing it in the room. Thank you guys. I appreciate that. But, uh, Tony, I gotta ask you a couple of questions because, um,

Speaker: like he was all like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: I thought someone was supposed to happen last night, bro. So I gotta ask you questions. I need you to come back in here. I gotta ask you questions, man. I gotta ask you questions, man. I got questions. I got questions on questions. Talking to you fucking losers on apps right now. Bring your ass. Bring your ass. Bring your ass. Bring your ass.

Speaker: I don't want to know what that was supposed to be, but if that was a demonstration of your caring... I actually thought that was an impersonation because I saw somebody... No, it was. It kind of looked like he was demonstrating being a generous lover. And I'm like, we don't want to know. We don't want to see that shit.

Speaker: I do like, I do like talking. I do like to come back to make these jokes again. You know, it's an, it's an, a current theme with me. I do like talking. Oh my God. Stop it. Stop it. Like on here, we don't call it a callback. We call a reach around. I'm not calling it a reach around because that's your fucking robotic shit. You know, you could be a generous lover too. If you did a reach around from time to time.

Speaker: No comment. Am I right? All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Speaker: There's a reason why Brian's hiding in the corner

Speaker: No, I'm trying to find a picture. I'm looking at a picture of a rose. Brian was on a live stream with me with another couple of guys one night. And Brian's face. Brian was the reddest, pinkest I've ever seen him. He was so embarrassed, blushing.

Speaker: I'll say this. I mean, you went all the way down to the very base, like. You're Simmons. What's going on, man? How you doing, bro? I'll tell you this. You're a little live with your little group of guys. Did not make Leggy come three times in one night. I'm just saying. Tonight showed you. Tonight showed you. You're welcome. Generous.

Speaker: looking jeff and generous lovers oh no i had it i played i

Speaker: I threw it up earlier, but you were playing with your microphone. Yeah, I knew it again. Give me another 30 seconds of that and I'm good. I found that out on the show when I first joined.

Speaker: No, not like you never played with my microphone before, Michael. There's a reason why I call you the big dog. All of this.

Speaker: sorry there's a lot of homo erotic like we're not none of the guys on here are gay i promise you guys that trust me sure this is a safe space and there's no shame in it maybe maybe jeff and i you're amongst friends maybe jeff and i are a little bit it's 2024 my pronouns are you never know

Speaker: 20 bucks is 20 bucks. I get my rocks off, I get my rocks off. You're responsible for your own orgasm. I'm just saying I stuck my wingering worse. Facts on facts boys.

Speaker: I can't say that, but Jeff can one, Jeff, that's your, I can a hundred percent say that. Yeah. I've taken one risk in my life when we talked about it last Saturday or a couple of Saturdays ago, we talked about stalkers and it was like, I mean, you're here. I'm here. So, you know, I'm taking one risk.

Speaker: Like he's only been with one man her entire life. Alyssa has only been with one man her entire life. Brian's only been with two men his entire life.

Speaker: And they wanted to steal the Harry Jackass that's still talking right now. What you don't realize about Mike is that Cloudless starry night in Texas was supposed to be between us. All right. What happens in Texas stays in Texas. What happens in Texas stays in Texas. Asshole bribed me with barbecue ribs, man. Oh, whatever works.

Speaker: I put barbecue sauce all over. He's like, yeah, how about this bone in ribeye? I said, hey, Brian, you're at a shrimp cocktail like this. And he was like, hey. I've seen Brian's truck. Brian's truck right here. That's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove out to the, that's what we drove

Speaker: Glick got in the truck and, and, and Brian laid over and says, you ever had a man slide his hand down your thigh? That's what it feels like going forward at 150. And I was still looking for a man. Here, hold my flannel. Have you ever played the nervous game? You know what I said, when in Texas, do what Texans do. Tears and queers. Tears and queers.

Speaker: Ryan and I had a lovely night together. He was a generous lover. Is it like the only take that everybody gets out of full metal jacket is just that line? No, no. You're so ugly. You look like a modern art master. Did your mother and father ever? I know, but that's a, that's a main, that's a main thing I hear. Some like, they're like, where are you from? Texas is like, I'm like, yeah, your intelligence is really sharp. Yeah.

Speaker: We get it. You saw a movie in 1985. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Like, uh, like, there you go. Apologize blazing, but you know, we got to go by the area. Brian's bar and your hot dogs. I mean, I'm just saying, I mean, it's, it's location, bro. I mean, we get, we can use the tacos. We can quote lines from Debbie does Dallas, but it's kind of redundant. That movie was so boring. It made me want to do homework.

Speaker: Oh, what is this guy doing? What is this guy doing? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know which is worse. Debbie does Dallas or the Kim Kim Kardashian and Ray J video. I would watch Debbie does Dallas a million times over. They're both bored. It was both boring. I had it made me it made me it forced me to do homework and I hate homework. That's how bad it is. What's up, man? How we doing?

Speaker: Roger, how you doing? Tony with the D. Mike, how you doing? What's up, Tony? Come on, Jojo 23. What's going on? How you doing? What's up, man? Brain guy. Any issue here? Does this bring your ass for me? Well, he brought you that. He's brought his ass. So, yeah. Let's go. What? What's your ass?

Speaker: So is that big chocolate dumpling? Fuck you. What's up, brown bear? Oh, that's my hoodie. I do. I want to get that so bad. You guys have no idea how it looks racist. That's racist. You know, it's racist. That's what the damage said. So onesie onesie. Those are my fucking people, Tony D. My people are not fucking racist. You're son of a bitch.

Speaker: Yeah. What's up, Tony D? What's crack -a -lacking? No, I was about to go to sleep. You fucking... I'm sorry, this lady's in the house. Ladies, y 'all excuse me for a second. Y 'all fucking still talking shit. What do you want? Oh, that's all we ever do is talk shit, Tony D. Mike, how you been? Been doing all right. How are you doing? My birthday's on Tuesday. Oh, hell no. Uh -uh.

Speaker: Suck it, Tony D! Yeah, Tony, that same video is just like this. I don't partake in these activities. Yes, you do. That's why you're here, right? I partake in it. I wish that I'd get here to try to make me look guilty, but Alyssa, how you doing, man? I just bet you I believe how I am. That's Steven's wife. I think I met a once. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Well, usually she's in a cage. Yeah, chain to a wall heater. Show us your chain. Show us your chain, Delisa. Yeah, it's okay, Jarvis. Show us now. Blink twice. Brian is chilling, apparently. He's got his mic off. I wonder what he's doing. I know what he's doing. I know what he's doing. Yeah, he is. I know what he's doing.

Speaker: So Tony, Tony, you posted. Yeah, I know. I have to ask you a question. Let me mute my television. Get to the point. He's been up since the crack of dawn. He has to ask you a question. Good. I love that movie. Get to the point. Get to the point. Goddamn diva. Here we have that.

Speaker: I know you ain't talking with your marijuana pajama pants. Get to the point. Where's marijuana pajama pants? I didn't look fast. They were like marijuana leaves and I was over there. The Buddy Christ. Buddy Christ. I believe. It's Sasquatch. Tony, I gotta ask you a question, man. Sure. You ever hold a pecker in your hand when you made a bladder glider?

Speaker: And if you say no, you're a fucking liar. That's right. Have I ever held my pecker in my hand while I made you laugh? Have you ever held a pecker in your hand when you made a bladder glatter? No. So I've seen that three times super fast. I'm keeping your teeth in at the same time. You don't hold your dick in your pants? Yeah, what do you do? You just fucking whip it out and just... I don't know what's happened. Sometimes it's right above the water. Oh my God.

Speaker: Oh, I think somebody just said bullshit. Hey, guess what? Every time I take a shit, my balls go first for him. I guess we're the same. I don't know what we're talking about. I asked you if you ever fucking

Speaker: Yeah, I wasn't saying. Did he come in here? Is that is that what that was about? Is that what you were saying? Why did he demand him come in here? I thought you said you you're you had to ask him a question. Is that the question you wanted to ask him? No, I was just proving the point and proof and point. I understood. Tony, I have a question for you. Not you, Tony. That's not just this year. That's just me waving and flipping the camera.

Speaker: Tony, I do have a question for you. If I clean my dick really good, will you suck it? My god, stop. Stop you. Dirty dog fucker you. That's just fucking weird, man. Stop. You know he love it. Anyway, Tony, what you been up to? How are you doing? I am curious about that, though. No. Actually, in all honesty. No, about what he's doing and what he's doing. OK. What are you up to? OK. So I do want to ask you real quick, seriously.

Speaker: new and, hold on a second. I have to be nice. Four cases later. You and fireman rich are all over the place. You're testing out all this fucking dumb shit. I say dumb shit. That's just me. That's just generalization speak. You guys found a new platform, Rumble, right?

Speaker: Yeah, it's not new. It's been out for a hot minute. I know fireman rich has been talking about it for a while. He been talking about it for a minute and he figured out the studio. The setup was very similar to the house. Um, when he messaged me the other night, I was actually about to go to bed. I was like, I probably won't be able to make it. And I was actually on the phone and I had to talk to somebody cause of some shit I got going on outside of work here that I got to do again next week.

Speaker: He was repeatedly messaging, which, you know, which doesn't do here to say, you know, the other night when he was why while we were live fire man, rich, you son of a bitch. He was, but he probably don't have no, he probably don't have a notification. No.

Speaker: No, you know, no, he knew that they were like, he said it because I didn't watch live on Wednesday, but that's not here. I was asking him what happened because he said the messages and I was like, I was on the phone. It's like, I might, I might be a minute. And I really was about to go to bed. But he was like, are you coming? Like,

Speaker: Okay. I told him you'd be in bed. I told him you'd be in bed because he said you had messaged him and said you were coming in. So I'll let you know. Wow. I'm just asking Tony. I'll tell you. I'll read the comments.

Speaker: when I went over there. I don't even know why I went on Twitch. I don't even like Twitch anymore. We don't go live on Twitch anymore. I noticed that the other day too. Cause I was like, I didn't see him on. I knew he was on YouTube. Like I said, I was about to go to bed. He's messaged me. I was like, okay, let me jump up here for sex. When I jumped up, he was showing me everything. I was like, oh shit. And I got kind of crunk when I saw it. I was like, okay, good. I can get back to my old ways, not doing it the other way.

Speaker: Then I saw your damn comment. Then I came in here and you were like, no, fuck you. I'm like, what are you talking about? No, because, okay. So I didn't curse nobody out. I said, fuck you. That's as cold as fuck because

Speaker: since we've always done shows on Wednesday nights, man. And like, I know it was all over social media. Everybody, if you're on social media, you would have seen like that was the actual three year anniversary of starting this show. And then that goofy bastard, first and foremost, I'm done with fireman rich. Fuck his feelings. Fuck whatever he says. I don't care. I'm done. I'm checking out. I've been told a million. One night.

Speaker: I've no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've been told time and time again, I can't watch your show because it's too late. But then he does. He does. And I got nothing to love for Ted Hicks, you know, Ted Hicks. I've said it a million times. I look up to him. I think he's great. I love what he's doing. I wish we could get him on here more often. I understand why he doesn't come on here. And that's fine. But I've watched Fireman Rich time and time again beyond

Speaker: on late night pants. I watched him hang out with you. I watched him do this, that, and the other thing, his video game plays. And I'm like, we start our show at seven o 'clock. We're all like up with the bullshit. But then to intention, like on the anniversary show, especially after you

Speaker: I mean, you've seen what I posted, first and foremost. And then you were gonna go live at the same time, we're live like, like, fuck that shit. I'm done. I'm over it. I didn't care. Fuck you, bro. Especially when I'm over here like an asshole, shouting out people who don't shout this show out unless I show up in the comments and none of them motherfuckers are ever here. I'm shouting them out. I'm telling people about their Twitch streams. I'm telling people about, and I've said it a million times.

Speaker: I'm done fuck fireman rich fuck his excuses the motherfucker first and foremost fireman rich you can turn your ads off for your subscribers stop playing dumb you're getting their fucking money and you're still putting ads on their bullshit so fuck you for that second of all your your cute little special needs old man ass shit nah i'm done and i'm done and i'm over it and no that was cold -blooded and that was fucked up and tony

Speaker: you and Michael Bathurst. If you guys had a regular schedule, I would shout you guys out, but I still shout you guys out on. I don't have a regular schedule. No, I got that part. You do. You do. You do. You do. You do. You do. You do. You do. You do. You do. You do.

Speaker: And Tony, you've seen the chat in our group chat. And that's what I was mad about Wednesday night. That's what I was mad about Wednesday night. Cause you went up on there and you didn't come in here until lady called you out in the chat. And I don't want to make this about that. Like I'm not trying to call you. That's why I came in here.

Speaker: Like, I don't want to fight with you or anything else. I don't want to fight with anybody. It was like, you know what? Surprise, surprise. Yeah, I'm a piece of shit. I'm an asshole. But I also got fucking feelings. And that shit fucking hurts. When I'm constantly shouting people out, I'm constantly being here for people. And then fucking people put me on a fucking back burner and treat me like a fucking scumbag. Yeah, that fucking shit hurts. So that's how I felt Wednesday night. Fuck that shit. You know, especially now where this show

Speaker: uh this show and this quote unquote network is going at the end of the day man we got real people we got we got real shows we're doing real things we're doing big things

Speaker: That shit fucking hurt, man. Like just a lot of shit's been hurting my feelings and fuck it. I'm done, man. People are really actually out there giving a goddamn about what we're doing. So Fireman Ricks followed his ass. I don't follow his ass no more. Tony, I still follow you, whatever. I still follow Ted. Ted's never done anything to disrespect me. I love Ted's show. I got nothing but respect for Ted Hicks.

Speaker: I've said it a million times. I wish Ted would come on here more often. I look up to Ted Hicks, you know, but man, real, real recognize is real. I'm done with the fake bullshit at the end of the day. You know, I'm just putting toxicity over here and I'm moving on. I'm doing this shit. I'm doing my shit. And like I said, Wednesday night, that was like a real kick in the dick, man. That was a real kick in the fucking day, especially because I'm over here just

Speaker: every show, shouting people out. And then the same motherfuckers that I'm shouting out are wanna fucking preach about a goddamn community and preach about, if we roll on, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, where we all at?

Speaker: They're out there, but none of you motherfuckers give a goddamn. Oh, oh, oh, oh, see, now you're going to throw me in it. Don't get me started. I'm not telling you. It's everybody. It's everybody. If you feel some sort of way, then obviously, but like like fireman rich has got some goofy bitch in there that will literally be like, oh, I'm leaving your broadcast to go watch somebody else. All right. First and foremost, the first time you said that I've been like, get the fuck on. Don't come back here again.

Speaker: Don't come back here again, get the fuck on. Don't talk about it, be about it. If you're gonna support people, support people. I don't need fake fucking supporters on fake ass fucking apps or fake ass fucking platforms or just fake ass motherfuckers in general. Like if you're gonna talk about supporting people, fucking support people. Don't talk about it, fucking be about it, man. All of this is from One Night.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is, this is, this is before I knew you, this is before I knew anybody here. This is just in general. If you're gonna fucking be about it, if you're gonna talk about it, be about it. Stop talking about supporting each other if you're not really willing to support each other. And if somebody feels some sort of way about it, well, news flash, you're fucking guilty.

Speaker: And there's no discussion to be had. If you feel some, because I could be watching a podcast, listening to somebody saying the same exact thing and guess who's not going to feel some sort of way about it. This guy. You can watch my feeds. You can see my social media. You can see me when I'm live. You can watch my shows and I'm shouting out people. I'm talking about it and I'm about it. If you ain't about it, don't fucking talk about it. Just go believe in your magical fantasy world.

Speaker: at the end of the day. And this is not a shot at anybody in general. I've helped some of the biggest TikTokers. I've helped some of the biggest TikTokers out there grow. Hell, my fucking fiance paid money to go see four fucking dudes when they were nobodies that I helped support and shit on me. And absolutely 100 % shit on me. TikToks ahead of mine. And they have, and they have,

Speaker: you know, they have 100 % in front of everybody shit on me and made me look like a fucking idiot. And she paid money before we knew each other to go see these assholes in concert, all of which who are guilty, all of which who have been accused of some form or another of just being a goddamn scumbag. Who are these motherfuckers?

Speaker: Well, put their names out there, but. Well, it doesn't really matter because it's not really pertaining to it doesn't matter because they're going to continue to do what they're going to do because everybody knows what they've done. But at the end of the day, don't, if you're going to talk about supporting people and being a part of the community, then fucking be about it. Damn. Like don't pick and choose anybody out by name at the end of the day. I'm not, I'm not sitting here saying Tony D. I did call fireman rich out because.

Speaker: The fireman rich thing was, it was a huge kick in the dick and not once, not twice, but he got his three strikes and I'm done. So has he come on while he was broadcasting the more than one occasion? One time. He's only came over. No, no, no, no. One time. One time he came on this show when he's been invited. One time he came on the show and he came on the show and like,

Speaker: You know, I got nothing but respect for Fireman Rich. Do your thing. It pains me to say this. I hate to say this, but one time he came on the show and it was when you Ryan, and again, I would never say a bad thing about Ted Hicks. Never once will you hear me say a bad thing about Ted Hicks.

Speaker: but you guys all came up together. Oh, speaking of the devil. I didn't see you down there. I didn't even see you down there. You know, I never want to be able to see you in this game anymore. Was that not the same night that they had again gone live at the same time as you? They'd done the football thing the same time as you were live. Yeah, we were on the football thing and we all came up here.

Speaker: And that was the thing. I just like, just fucking be about it, man. Damn. Don't talk about it. Be about it. And Tony, you and I have had these private conversations. And again, like I said, sorry, Ted. I didn't mean for you to come in here for me. I promise you I didn't say anything bad about you. Actually, I've caused it. I'm sorry not to. I have nothing bad to say about Ted at all.

Speaker: I've made it very clear on this show. I look up to Ted. I'm very grateful for what Ted has done. We haven't had a whole lot of private conversations or anything like that. But I look up to Ted. I truly don't have anything bad to say about Ted Hicks. But I'm just at that point where I'm just done, man.

Speaker: This show is growing, this community is growing, this network is growing. The things that I want to happen is happening. And there's still people out there that, I'm done with Fireman Rich, it is what it is. Whatever you wanna call it. You're mad over one night. No, I'm not mad over one night. It's not one night.

Speaker: every time it happens. It's a lot of scenarios. Go ahead, Ted.

Speaker: Congratulations. Thank you, sir. Thank you for lighting the room. Thank you. Glick, I had text you my congratulations video and I wanted to be the first one to be live and also have that congratulations video playing. Well, you're not the first one because it already happened.

Speaker: Yeah, I didn't get it. So Rocky sent me something, and I didn't get that either. And he had to actually send it to me on Snapchat. So I don't know what's going on. Check your Instagram. Check your Instagram. First one for, well, here in New York, Eastern Standard Time, it's 12 .23. So I would be the first one for April 14th to congratulate you.

Speaker: I did. Yeah, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Uh, that's a recording. Oh, hold on a second. It looks like a stream yard link. Oh shit. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on a second. Well, I'm going to meet my mom. We delivered. Go for it. But what's going on? What are you guys upset about it? This is supposed to be a party, right?

Speaker: You're five hours late. We've got to the crying and the fucking tears at the end of the part. We've been through the exciting part. We've been through the, you know, anyways. Now it's been all the childhood at once. We're about to do the slow dance just before we exit, you know. Ah, hold on. Let me get my beer before you play the video. Jesus Christ. How you come in with requirements and demands like you got a contract and some shit.

Speaker: Before every episode, I have one beer and 12 shots ready to go. We know.

Speaker: They'll just stare at the screen here. I'm going to keep this as an anniversary show because I'm actually happy to see fellow HAPS broadcasters who are making it still enduring and successful, even though they need to shave. Wow.

Speaker: So this is for. He just told you to shave. I know. I know. I caught that. Hello. I would tell her to shave, but I would also tell her where. So it's a different situation. I didn't say I was going to. I just said proper proper.

Speaker: There you go. There's my girl. This is the laboratory cigar. Nice. Nice. I got my solicitation. We already had we already had birthday cake and candles. You missed that. Yeah. Like you brought birthday cake and candles. Oh, my. We made a wish at everything. You did. And I hope and I hope all your wishes come true. Oh. Well, you haven't kicked me in the balls yet, so I'm so far, not so much.

Speaker: You're such a peer of yours. Yes, I am. It's true. So who are we spitting fire and brimstone at?

Speaker: Oh, everybody and everybody. Like I said, we've been at this for five hours and 22 minutes. OK, to recap without going into detail or without blasting anyone, I think Glick was upset that on Wednesday that was the actual birthday. That was the actual anniversary. That was the actual anniversary. And some broadcasters overbroadcast the birthday broadcast for no particular reason other than just broadcast over. And I think that kind of upset him.

Speaker: Well, it's not like it wasn't advertised to remember that we found out about. Yes. It was found out on Wednesday night. And when he told me he was last, when I popped up there, it pissed click off because it was during his broadcast. So he's kind of had to find their rich. Okay. But it's not the first details out there. And we didn't need to do that. We could have just kept it general.

Speaker: He's familiar with the situation. That's the reason why I said it. Right. But after the previous collaboration, that was the Cliff Notes. Just being honest. Shut up. Jeff, I hit you with these clips. Since since Tony with the deeds on here, do you want to show him the original video that I make? Shout out. I made. We don't have 12 hours. Is it more?

Speaker: It's not even too many Did Tony make of it? Did you make a video Tony? No, I didn't I was gonna pop up I wondered cuz I didn't see one. Yeah, I didn't make one cuz I know it's gonna be up here tonight They were so did most of the people who made them I've all been up here, but I was still going to be here. So with the exception with the exception of Chris Chloe made one Matt from black .mojo made one I made one

Speaker: I mean, you're here. So, you're you're you're part of your time here. That's the second person that said there ain't no Brown was here. Brian, turn your damn camera. Brian's being creepy and weird. I'm not saying that. You literally had a conversation with him ten minutes ago. Sitting over there looking like he on Davy Jones boat in the brig or some shit. Turn the damn camera. What are you talking about? That's that's not his usual category background. No, it's not. He's over there looking like he's part of the crew, part of the ship.

Speaker: part of **** part of the crew. Yeah. How long is this video? Ted **** hell. Well, he's also, he's also got to download it and then he's got to figure out how to add it and where he's going to profit. The book is actually messaging somebody. Oh, okay. He's watching Ted's video.

Speaker: He did, but he's also messaging. This is what kills me. How y 'all talk about me being on phone during the broadcast? And this son of a bitch is over here doing, nobody said shit. Yeah, but you do all the time. How long have you been doing this show? No, he's been doing this since Ted told them to check his messages. Oh, well, you know what? Let's, uh, Chris, if you don't mind, I have Ted's video ready to go. I can just throw it up. It should have been over by now.

Speaker: I just saw that it was in a private chat, so bear with me. It's been a long and it takes more medication to kick in. Goddamn. Shut up, Tony. Nobody asked you. Congratulations on a bigger bathroom. You should. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on, Jeff. Hold on, Jeff. Hold on. I was I was just going off of what the issues I dealt with earlier. And. Holy shit. Wow, Ted.

Speaker: First and foremost, Jeff, get that check in the mail. So the issues I dealt with earlier was, you know, dealing with the length and the megabytes and everything else. So I literally had to record this in three different things. So I don't know. Jeff, what did you do? I literally just screenshared it.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: tech, sports, education, product reviews, social cultural issues, of course, parenting. Well, of course, parenting reasons for this recording, self promote our live stream. But it's also to shout out Glick and Jeff for a pretty huge accomplishment. Three years, three years podcasting,

Speaker: out there in these YouTube streets, doing it the way they see for it to be done best, not following any scripts, creating this pathway along the way, want to shout you guys out for the hard work, laying that groundwork for everyone else. Three years, it's an accomplishment. Want to let you guys know,

Speaker: that I've wrote you something, so done. And it's on the meaning of the number three. Because this is your third year anniversary. So the number three has been helpful symbolism. Think about the good things coming in threes. Look, we're not talking about the threesomes. But birth, life, and death cycle. Then the mind, body, and soul connection.

Speaker: the three acts of a typical story. Whenever the number three shows up in your life is generally an omen of creativity, communication and optimism. And sometimes curiosity. So when you think about the nonsensical nonsense podcast, what do you think about? I think I see Jeff carrying glyph over these past three years, writing, directing, hosting,

Speaker: providing comedy, skits, Glick showing up two minutes before the podcast is about to go on the air. Fucking facts! Jeff force feeding all the material to Glick and allowing Glick to

Speaker: Be that host and shine. And so this shout out is to mainly for Jeff for three years. Hard work they've done. Jeff, the check. I'm expecting it to be in a mail on Monday. But in all joking aside, you guys have a lot to be proud of.

Speaker: because I want to say a few things about the Nonsensical Nonsense podcast. While many might think it was something that was spawned upon by the Manasphere, you gentlemen are outgoing, creative, socialite types. You're funny, imaginative, charismatic, expressive. Who? For the most part friendly. You do have the open mic every Saturday evening. You challenge people to come up there and mostly, you know,

Speaker: people do come, a lot of people like to, you know, throw stones and hide the hand that cast it. You guys are confident and charming individuals who thrive on being with others and mostly having an audience. And you're drawn to the careers involving acting, writing, teaching, travel, therapy. It's a filibuster mentality and personal. Yeah. I'm on your ass when this is over, Paul. Think of

Speaker: You might have thought of this one way and you're doing it probably one day a week. And then it just expands because you guys cover various different genres. So the lucky thing about you two gentlemen is you're independent and you're fortunate to have each other and a good team behind you that supports you. You're the sort of people that other people envy and gravitate to. So good things come to good people like yourselves.

Speaker: Um, you got through the first three years want to see what you're going to do in the next three years and we're rooting for you There it is ted hick spit facts I gotta say i'm, then mowing you now I gotta say the we we we got a lot of shout outs

Speaker: lot of kind words a lot of people it wasn't you know we just I just wanted to have fun and do this show tonight and whatnot but

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Speaker: Just for the record, I'd like to say, Mike, we actually apologize for every time we said, when you say something, you take long. Ted actually took longer than you. We just take longer just to say thank you. God. You gotta remember. And Jeff, I don't get to talk on my podcast because Tony... Yeah, yeah. Ryan and JoJo. Welcome to my club. Welcome to the club, buddy. If you're not mentioned, talk to me. Your hat's in the mail.

Speaker: Jeff, you're not meant to talk. You're just you're supposed to be here. I'm I can. I know. But the difference between you and Ted is you're. But no, like show Tony with the D mine. He both had to edit yours. One.

Speaker: Um, I I, you know, I do have to say, um, thank you in all honesty. Um, you know, the words and actually I didn't expect any less from you, Ted. Uh, you know, uh, very much, man. Um, you know, we, we, we've been playing videos all night, um, uh, uh, you know, people giving us shout outs, uh,

Speaker: I think I do have one more left. I don't know if I played it or not, but hopefully everything up of everything. You know, look, I listened to it and you guys made fun of me because you guys call me Tony D and I was an apparently Jeff smarter than I am props to Jeff. Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah. See you. Cheers to you, little buddy. Sometimes Jeff comes through. So, you know,

Speaker: You know all the words of encouragement all the shout outs and everything were awesome this one this one you know, I played it earlier, but I want to play it again because You know the downside of I've had to give up on me The downfall of doing this show is

Speaker: Well, we've fallen under a lot of scrutiny at the end of the day, but this is, this is, this is, I love this and this is where we are. Wow, man, three years, three years of this. Doesn't make any sense to me. No, no, congratulations. I'm Jeff.

Speaker: Three years, nonsensical nonsense, kicking ass, taking names, rising up the charts, amazing guests, new music, new exposure opportunities for other people in this. Man, I mean, what can you say? I'm humbled to have been one of the first guests. I have to throw that. But watching it turn into this whole nightmare of its own,

Speaker: It's great to be a part of it. It's great to watch it. It's great to see it. Thank you. Thank you for giving me so many laughs, guys. Thanks. What's up, Matt from Black Top Mojo here, man. Congratulations on three years, and thank you for all the support, man. Hey, this is Chris Clooney, former punter for the Minnesota Vikings, and I just want to wish you a happy third year anniversary on the show. Woo! Three years. That's a long time. Good job.

Speaker: Get your shades on boys. I'm here to shed a little light on the subject. Joking aside, is it a birthday? Is it an anniversary? I've got you a birthday balloon. I don't have an anniversary balloon. Happy birthday boys. Jeff, Glick, all of the team. Congratulations on three years.

Speaker: past four to six months you've just really put the time and effort in and it's showing congratulations I'm not gonna sit and talk about numbers or any of that stuff trying to say massive congratulations I'm sure that when you started this three years ago you weren't expecting to still be doing it three years later and here's to the next three years very much definitely a hit

Speaker: Is that, is that around the wrong way? Happy birthday, boys. So y 'all get to see a side of me that you don't usually get to see. Me in a hat, me in uniform, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But me, I'm here to do a special shout out video to some amazing people that are having their anniversary this Saturday. Apologies, I completely forgot how many years.

Speaker: anniversary that is but my friends over at nonsensical nonsense we'll be doing so guys hear me yeah yeah yeah a lot of good friends i we had time to watch chris kly cry

Speaker: A lot of good friends. Uh, you know what, Jeff, you can make fun of me. Any of you guys can make fun of you. I'm a bit choked up myself because you guys can, you guys can make fun of me, but I don't care. Um, because at the end of the day, um, uh, you know, I don't put myself on a pedestal. I don't pretend to be something. Oh, sorry. I thought you were joking. The champ. That's better.

Speaker: I don't, I don't, I don't have an, I don't have an ego. No, no. This is a persona, but at the end of the day, at the end of the day, 100%, you know, um, it means a lot to me, uh, because I, I, I really don't. And I, I'm just a guy that's.

Speaker: enjoying what I do. I'm just a guy chasing a dream. At the end of the day, you know, I really I mean, I don't know. I mean, at the end of the day, you guys want to see a real you want to see the real I'm not I mean, I'm an asshole. I'm a piece of shit. I'm a motherfucker. Whatever you want to call me. But I'm just guy chasing a dream, man. Like I want a podcast. I want to be on the radio. I want to

Speaker: I want to be a voice, you know what I mean? And that's all I'm doing. That's, that's all I'm doing at the end of the day. Um, but you know, shout out to, to the people who watch the show, shout out to our friends in the show. Um, it means a lot to me, uh, because I was told for so long, I was told for so long that I was stupid or I was dumb or that.

Speaker: I shouldn't do what I do. So yeah, you know, I gotta, I gotta take a minute and be like, you know, you guys make fun of me and it's like, this is my dream and I'm chasing it. So yeah, if you don't fucking like it, then I'm sorry, but this is me and I'm

Speaker: creating a community and I'm creating a band of misfits, as Brian said, you know, as Brian said in his shout out video, man, Brian said, you know, a Wookie and an Ewok in their panel of misfits. So you already walk the big ass Ewok. Yeah. Jeff is an Ewok. Jeff is an Ewok.

Speaker: on this show the people who hang out with us the people who who interact with like That's the world I'm creating man, and I'm chasing a dream, and I'm hopefully helping other people chase their dreams as well I do I don't I don't you know call me what you want to call me label me what you want to call me, but Sorry arrogant you going I close narcissist

Speaker: You know what? I'll be all I'll be all them damn things and a cup of fucking tea. So I'll be all them motherfucking things as long as I can help somebody else achieve their dreams. If I can help another podcast, another another another comedian, another actor, another musician achieve what they're trying to achieve, I'll be all them things and a bag of tips and I'll wear that fucking vest like a motherfucking Boy Scout.

Speaker: brb I'll put a fucking vest on and you can merit badge me all them things Anybody else you don't like me, you know You merit badge the hell out of me because I'm you know what I'm chasing a dream But if I can put other people ahead of me and I can help them achieve what they're trying to achieve I do men's mental health show I do a music show I do this fucking bullshit show Shit

Speaker: I'm all over the place. You should not call this a bullshit show because this is your original show. You need to cut that bullshit the **** out. I mean, it's a goddamn dumpster. Organize your ****. No, it's not. I don't need to organize it. I love this show. I love this show. I love this show. Don't get me wrong. It's not talking bad about it, mother ****

Speaker: Oh, man, it is what it is. But I love this show. This is what I do. What you want. This is my doctor fire, baby. This is my doctor fire. Trust me. I love this shit, man. Like I said, man, it is what it is. Thank you. Thank you to everybody who sent us the videos. You know, Brian K mag.

Speaker: Uh, Mike, uh, Matt from Blacktop Mojo, Chris Cluey, former NFL punter, Hall of Famer putter in the ring of honor in Minnesota. You know, like man, the things that are our, our, our brand new friends are we're talking shit. They're fucking going to interview Richie Ramone.

Speaker: I'm looking for you. And their first thought was, yo, we gotta get Glick on this. Not because I'm a good podcast host, not because I'm not a Ramones fan, but

Speaker: You think I'm not going to fucking be all over a fucking interview for a member of the Ramones? They got it. If they don't name that episode, something was sedated in it. I'm going to be pissed. I mean, like. Oh.

Speaker: I know Tony, you may have not, you probably have no idea who the Ramones are. I've heard the name, I don't know them music. Now I'm sitting here singing that song. You know who the Ramones were a few years ago. The Ramones are more famous now for the t -shirt logo than they were for their music. Agreed, agreed. That's because Gen Z just wears that shit. They came five or six years after actual punk. Punk had already died in the

Speaker: You know how much it was killing me because the only person that I knew that would have been excited for this and I was not allowed to say anything until tonight.

Speaker: I got yelled at because Mark and Brian announced that they had Rachel Ramone on their show. You mentioned it the other day. I know. I mentioned it because they put it on there, but I didn't mention the caveat of Glick's House of Music, Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, and Tommy. And I was like, as soon as they called me, as soon as I was talking to the guys, I was like, I know one person who will appreciate this. And I know one person who's going to be excited. It was you, Leggy.

Speaker: And I'm like, I mentioned it like in the studio last week. I did. Yeah, I did. I was surprised. Please don't get a kick out of this. Nice. But I'm super excited because I get to hang out and I don't know what my role is going to be, but X is my favorite. You get to hang out with one of the fucking Ramones, not my type of music.

Speaker: Not a Ramones fan, but I can appreciate what they did for punk music. I can appreciate what they did for music, but I get to be there.

Speaker: Shall we see how much of a mention that ones get in the big bumper book of punk? Shall we have a little look just at curiosity? Because it's not going to be anywhere in here. So this is just a bit apropos, but if you haven't seen if you haven't seen the movie, SLC Punk, it's amazing. Oh, like City Punk. Yes, yes. Yes, my guy.

Speaker: That was like my early, that was like my early years of blockbuster video. This is the kind of shit I read though, right? This is my, this is my, I know all these like, like, I do want to, I'm sorry. Give me one second. My guy right here, Mark, bro, man, you've rode every storm with me. You've been on every road trip you have been there from the beginning until now, bro.

Speaker: much love to you. Thank you. This guy has been with me since Periscope, Dick talk, and then on this journey where we're at right now, the ticky talk. Dick talk, whatever. Mark, Mark is a real one on his mind. Mark has been with me and he is everywhere I'm at. He's there.

Speaker: That's my guy right there. I love the shit out of that motherfucker. And one day, one day, bro, I promise you, we're going to have a beer together. That's what I do what I do. No, man.

Speaker: I'm sending you a photo. I'm sending you a photo of the glossary of the book. It just says something to yourself ma 'am. That's that's the sort of see you've been hanging around to meet me too long because that's the sort of I do want to I do want to ask the big dog is here. I see you're there flexing your muscles rubbing himself.

Speaker: that's

Speaker: I'm gonna start with the big dog Ted and Tony don't go nowhere cuz You guys are in the hot seat soon, too. Oh shit. We're gonna have to fucking read. I know I was gonna say we're gonna have to a part to Over talking got another broadcast and so we know damn since

Speaker: Motherfucker, I've done almost six hours, man. I told myself two hours tonight, and it's almost six. Blaze, you go fucking learn. This motherfucker talks six hours every week. Oh, I know. There's some foremost places here with us the last, what, four or five Saturdays?

Speaker: Yeah. Last weekend, it was straight six hours and then two more in the studio. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a job for two nights. So Ted Hicks, you got to come back and Tony D you got to come back.

Speaker: I said I haven't seen you since the happy days. How you doing? Yes, I'm doing amazing now. I have two words for you.

Speaker: I can do that math. Jesus Christ. Jesus. It's it's it's in your instant, man. I sent it to you six hours ago. Actually, actually, hold on a second. Jeff. Yeah. You're in charge of a

Speaker: No, not now. When we come back. I was actually getting ready to bounce. I'm going to head to bed. Jeff is the smart one. Let me in this. Let me let me let me wrap this up. Yeah. Let me in this. Tony D, you're going to appreciate this. Mike.

Speaker: I already know where he's going. I already know where you do. I want to come back on YouTube and Facebook and and Jeff, before you go to bed tonight, if you could, if you would be so grateful to drop that link in the chat.

Speaker: Blaisen, Leggy, Brian, Ted, and Tony D. The link will be in the chat on YouTube. Poor Leggy. It's like noon there. It's like Monday there. Wherever Leggy lives. I don't know. She lives in an island off of you.

Speaker: Island of lost soul But um, no, I want you guys to come back up if you guys are okay with it Jeff will drop the link in the comments as well before he goes to bed but a little throwback a little throwback and this is a throwback for the four of us gentlemen in here tonight right now and you guys are all welcome to come back myself and

Speaker: Jeffrey, Tony, and Mike. Well, no, no, it's a throwback for four of us. These are our guys at BlacktopMojo. Follow them wherever you stream music and on all social media at BlacktopMojo. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for making our three -year show amazing. I appreciate it. You know, things are changing. Things are happening.

Speaker: You know, we're, we're excited for it. I'm excited for it. Uh, but, uh, but at the end of the day, thank you guys for everything. If you're not already, check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and X. We do this show live every Wednesday and Saturday.

Speaker: 7 p .m. ish. Don't forget to check out the rest of the lineup. Monday night is Men Can for Men. It's a men's mental health show. Tuesday nights, whenever Jeff does it, is dollars and cents podcast. Wednesday nights is nonsensical nonsense. Unhinged, unapologetic, comedy -based show. Thursday nights, we take the night off. Why do we take the night off, you ask? Well, it's for all the cubers who broadcast. God damn.

Speaker: Why did we take the night off on Thursday night? Well, that's because our guys are very talking shit are doing their show 8 p .m. Live every night or talking shit on Facebook and YouTube talking sh t t t also Ted Hicks doing his late -night parents with his band of misfits and

Speaker: and mainly Tony D has a band of misfits in himself and Twitch at late night parents Friday nights, first and third Friday of every month is Glick's house of music. Unless I have guests, which.

Speaker: They're lining it up. Thank you, Rock Lee. I appreciate your brother. Thank you for opening that door for me. Saturday nights is the unapologetic, unhinged, open door challenge for nonsensical nonsense. We're live. We dropped the link. We challenge you guys to come in here and hang out with us, if you will. And then Sunday nights,

Speaker: We take it back. We, we kind of low key, we kind of hang out. We enjoy a little, uh, we join a little, uh, Jarvis podcast. He does movie reviews. Don't forget Wednesdays, 3PM my time, which is Eastern standard time. This young lady right over here. You see her in the, in the box, lady, lady. I'm dropping Helen's mixtape.

Speaker: on a Thursday. What? Thursdays. Thursday. Thursday. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thursdays. Thursdays. You should have corrected me. I've been saying it wrong. Thursdays. 3 PM our time. 8 PM your time. 8 PM your time. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: Hell is, it's Hell's Mixtape, Radio365 .co. Listen, Google loves me, okay? If you type in... I actually, you know what, you know what, actually, I got, I got the... If you type in Radio Leggy, if you type in Helen's Mixtape, if you type in, you know, Helen Wallace, I'm the first thing that comes up for all of those things. I have dot link slash Radio Leggy, just go there.

Speaker: Just go there. Okay. Okay. Your checks in the post. Okay. Yeah. The dress to me though. Just go there. Just go there. Just go follow her. I'm watching. I'm waiting for hour number six to hit so you can be mad at yourself and not shutting the **** up. Go ahead. You shut your whole mouth. Do you know what? Used to are like an old married couple. Just follow her. And then say in in the leggy side of the world, get on with it. I don't know what Tony D's doing right now.

Speaker: Second part of the shows I can go to bed afterwards We're gonna come back and and we'll figure out what Tony's doing. We're doing we're gonna figure out what you never have time Yeah, we do I've got this down to a sign. She's son of a bitches I was in faith

Speaker: I'm good for about 20 minutes. All right. As far as 20 minutes over, boys, calm down. We're going to be right back for our part two. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for being here. Uh, everybody in the panel, bring your asses back, unless you're leggy, because it's like three o 'clock her time. Bring your ass. We're going to wrap this show up with a, with a, with a show.

Speaker: A show classic, a show OG, Toby, Mike, Jeff.

Speaker: And myself, I need you four sons of bitches to be ready for us. Oh, yes. It's your fault. Make sure you turn your mics on. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blacktop Mojo with one of their biggest hits, Wicked Woman. Mojo wherever you listen to music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Let her know we sent you. Here's a little Wicked.

Speaker: Wait, kid.

Speaker: She dares this naked through the trees until her eyes go red She wins, was present through the wind and she commutes with the dead She throws the poison through the fire in the air

Speaker: Above the head As I begin to reach Jesus I'm all your endless guide Take this back with mine I wanna live forever And all the spirit in the earth Give me a new word Make me a god Lord

Speaker: She starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked by to leave

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? This is a speedy mark. Sir, this is a speedy mark. We had hot dogs too for a dollar. Hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them in the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. Oh, yesterday. They're pretty good. Oh, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like the cheese baby.

Speaker: Well, just take one of these lighters and we're gonna borrow your bug spray and borrow your bathroom key as well. Yeah, bathroom key. All right. Got your bathroom key right there. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm gonna have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shoulder.

Speaker: whatever man okay that's i'm sorry carry the two drop the one

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. OH SHIT, CHUCK!

Speaker: Oh shit, that's shit! Wow, I'm all out in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live far

Speaker: Maybe you're gone like you Maybe you're gone like you Yeah. Champ just came like four times. You have no idea.

Speaker: I fucking love that song. Great goddamn song. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Thank you guys for three fucking kick -ass years, man. Jeff, I'm going to expect you to make it to six months. Amen to that. There we are three years later, man.

Speaker: I love the hell out of you, bro. You know, I do. I appreciate what you do and what you don't do, but, uh, and thank you to everybody else. Thank you to everybody who's been a part of this show. Thank you to everybody who's, who's, who's hated on us, loved us, came up and, and joined us. Shout out to all of our guests. Uh, thank you to everybody tonight. Uh,

Speaker: Brian, Leggy, Blazin, Prince, um, talking shit, Jeravishi, Alyssa, everybody who came up here tonight. Thank you guys so much. Uh, we're going to wrap this show up, but we're going to come back for board two. Um, and, um, Jeff, I need to hang out just a little bit longer.

Speaker: Everybody's welcome to come back because I do want to ask questions of Tony and, and Ted and, and, and, and, and Mike and I'm blazing. You're always welcome here, bro. You know, you gotta, you know, you're welcome back. So we're going to drop that link in the chat once we come back, but thank you guys. Uh, all right. All right. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I want to do something. So I want to ask everybody who's here in present right now. Uh,

Speaker: No, no, no, Leggy. I'm gonna start with Leggy. Ladies first. A closing quote or anything like that. Before we wrap up. Not to put you on the spot or anything, but... You're nearby, Tata. I love that.

Speaker: that's awesome. Kick me in the balls. Wow, that's weird. That's my line. The many of the few I weigh the the the the needs of the many I weigh the needs of the few and the one. Nice. I love it. What's your, what's your closing thoughts? Hashtag sign off. Hashtag sign off. Ted Hicks, where you at, bro? Turn that mic on. Forward.

Speaker: Forward he said alright gentlemen You see you see the four here we see the floor floor here. You don't do it Mike. I'm gonna hurt you Michael Big dog give us to it. Give it to us one time, baby It is I the big dog click always wants to be me So here it is a town down. Peace out

Speaker: mother had you mother made you mother fuck you

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, it's our anniversary. I only have one thing to say. Goodbye, motherfucker.