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Ep 2 - Examination Room

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After being abducted in Episode 1, Kyle and Jake wake up in an examination room inside a UFO. This time Jake is interviewing Kyle and we get to meet the scum bag alien who brought us there.

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Transcript

Introduction and Mysterious Scenario

00:00:00
Speaker
Jake, where the fuck are we, man? It's so bright up in my head. It's so fucking bad. Where are we, dude? I don't know. Why are we strapped to this chair? Oh, no, man. What's the last thing you remember? I remember you interviewing me.
00:00:14
Speaker
And we just started floating. I seriously have no clue where we're at right now. Yeah,

Previous Episode Recap

00:00:19
Speaker
I have no clue either. If you're listening to this and you haven't listened to the first one we did last week, go listen to that because we're currently in the middle of some shit. Yeah. And also do us a favor and listen to us on Spotify, Apple Music.
00:00:30
Speaker
and instagram

Social Media and Platform Promotion

00:00:31
Speaker
you can follow us at pcl underscore cea and also check out our individual playlist fuck dude this shit is so tight just relax and answer my questions did they fucking probe you too i don't know my ass hurts that's a usual thing what do you got for me today

Favorite Drinks Discussion

00:00:54
Speaker
We'll see if I can remember. If you can only drink one alcoholic beverage for the rest of your life, what would it be? Dude, well, am I going to get one right now? It doesn't sound like we have much time left, so. That would be banquet, Coors, that, or an old fashioned, or a bourbon smash. Not a gimme bar shot.
00:01:10
Speaker
Not a gummy bear

Best Baseball Year

00:01:11
Speaker
shot. During your baseball career, what was your favorite year playing? Are you seriously asking me this shit right now, bro? I got to finish the interview. Oh, my God. My favorite year playing baseball was, I would say, my senior year, actually. Yeah, we fucking won league. And now we're stuck in this fucking spaceship. I'm starting to regret

Stage Fears and Perfectionism

00:01:32
Speaker
my entire life decision, dude. Hanging out with you, talking about aliens. Now we're fucking targets. I haven't gotten this very far.
00:01:41
Speaker
Okay, if you had time to listen to one song. What do you mean before we die right now? Before you get probed. Before we get probed. I'd

Songwriting Aspirations

00:01:51
Speaker
probably listen to Valkyrie Missile, Angels and Airwaves. What's your biggest fear while on stage? I'd say my biggest fear about playing on stage is just, you know, fucking up. I don't want to fuck up. I want to play every show as perfect as possible. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I think that's one of mine too.
00:02:09
Speaker
Yeah. If there's any song ever written that you could claim you wrote and perform, what would it be? I'd say anything by Boat From My Valentine or probably Periphery if I had to pick which song. By either of the bands, Boat From My Valentine, Waking the Demon, and Periphery, probably Jetpacks was Yes. Those are incredible

Dinner with Matt Heafy

00:02:29
Speaker
songs with crazy atmospheres and textures. If you could have a meal with one artist dead or alive, who would it be and why?
00:02:38
Speaker
Uh, God, Jake, you know, that's a real tough question. That's kind of like asking what your favorite band is. You know, there's so many different people that, uh, you know, I've influenced my career. I've influenced a lot of aspects of my life, but I do think I would say that I would love
00:02:55
Speaker
to get dinner with Matt Heafy from Trivium. That dude just, he's tight. It's pretty cool. He's got cool plugins too. What,

STL Tones and Plugins Shout-out

00:03:03
Speaker
STL Tones? STL Tones. STL Tones, baby. This is a free shout out to STL Tones, Matt Heafy edition. We're currently running a... Oh shit, I forgot. Yeah, we're... What are the ones that we're using right now, Jake? I think we got Howard Benson, fucking Andy James.
00:03:21
Speaker
Andrew Wade? Yeah, these are some sick plugins by a very dope company. Who knows? Pretty soon you guys might be looking to get some PCL plugins in Amptowns. That's

Uncomfortable Beds and Humor

00:03:35
Speaker
the goal if we ever get out of this shit. Yeah, if we ever get out of this, holy shit. Oh my God. Dude, Jake, these things have fucking... Is this a sleep number that we're on, dude? This is a very uncomfortable sleep number, man. I know. This thing actually, I think it's a seat warmer right here, too.
00:03:50
Speaker
Oh, too tight, too tight, too tight, too tight. I guess that's not what that was. I'm all right. I think I got one more question. All right. Last one. Last one, and then... Okay. Then we'll get out of this spaceship. Yeah, I hope so. I fucking hope so.

Dream Band Tours

00:04:04
Speaker
If you can tour with one band, who would it be? Just know this is the only tour you're ever going to go on and that's it. Well, I don't know. Are we talking like what band are we going to like, you know, party with after or what? No, like you're going to be their supporting act. Um, I think I would say.
00:04:23
Speaker
I mean, I gotta go with my favorite band, right? Angels and Airwaves? A Day to Remember? Yeah, I think that would be my choice. Yeah, I mean,

Alien Ultimatums

00:04:31
Speaker
A Day to Remember, Angels and Airwaves, those are our two biggest influences with the music that we write and the music that everyone's gonna fucking hopefully hear, dude, if we can get out of this. Dude, Jake, Jake, Jake, hold on, hold on one second. Hold that thought, hold that thought. I think they're coming in right now. I think it's coming in. I don't know, dude, I saw something behind the door. Oh, yeah, dude, just pretend yourself, pretend yourself.
00:04:54
Speaker
Alright, dick fucks. I know you're not asleep. What do I know? I'm just some scumbag alien. Well, dude, why do you got us here? What's the reason? What's... Check it out. You didn't give us any beer? Hey, hey! I'm talking. Check it out. I'm gonna let you guys go, okay? We're gonna let you guys go, but you have to release your music. Uh, dude, I swear to God it's coming. Yeah. Are you sure? I swear to God.
00:05:18
Speaker
There's no God, by the way. You better swear all of mankind is depending on this. You guys have to put that shit out. I do. Well, how are we gonna remember this? If you raise my memory. Yeah, what if I do? Just put out the fucking music. That probe and Jake's ass is not gonna help us out in any way. That was just for my pleasure.
00:05:35
Speaker
Alright dude, whatever you say man, the music is coming real soon, I promise. Seriously, cause if you don't, you're gonna end up right back here again. Okay, make sure to probe

Closing and Music Promotion

00:05:43
Speaker
him in the ass next time, not me. Dude, what? Alright, I think that's gonna go back to Earth, man. I'll hide away. Back back here. See you later. I love this joke.
00:06:17
Speaker
Nope, play it again. Dude, are you serious? Yeah, you're not even playing it on time. I can barely hear the metronome. Do it again. I'm just kind of thirsty right now, dude. You want to go get a drink? Hell yeah. Bourbon Smash? You want me to get you a beer while we wait for you to make it? Motherfucking shit, fuck. No, yeah, that sounds good. Hey, what's that glowing in your pocket?
00:06:39
Speaker
It's a note. Oh, what does it say? It says ha ha he he I wiped your memories. Ha ha he he record an outro for this podcast and promote your music. Recording. Dude, Jake, are we stuck in a podcast? Yeah, micropods episode two.
00:06:56
Speaker
Oh, okay. Well, in that case, yeah, go ahead and follow us on Instagram at PCL underscore CA. Also follow us on Spotify and Apple music. We should have music out real soon. And don't miss episode three coming next week. Peace.