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Ep 3 - PCL Pallooza I
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Welcome back everybody! This is a fun one. We did our first game show. The contestants were Conner and Riley vs Kayla and it is a nail biter. We're giving away prizes every time we do this and the prizes are only going to get better. So share this with your family and friends if you enjoy it, and comment below if you'd like to participate in a future PCL Pallooza baby. Follow us on instagram @pcl_ca and check out our website pclbandca.com for news, upcoming releases, merch, and more! Rate this podcast 5 stars and write a review if you like it. If you don't like it then quit sipping' that h8rade yo.
Music and SFX by Tessitura music
Game show music by some dude on YouTube (thanks bro)
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Transcript
Introduction and Contestant Overview
00:00:01
Speaker
Alright everybody, it's time to play PCL Palooza. I'm Jake Sperling and we're live from PCL Studio in Southern California. Now here is your host, Kyle McGraw!
00:00:14
Speaker
Hey, Jake. Great to be here. I'm super excited for the first episode of PCL Palooza. And in the words of Steve Harvey, we got a good one for you today, folks. Jake, why don't you do me a favor and introduce our contestants? All right, everybody. Let's welcome our first contestants on PCL Palooza. Connor and Riley, come on down. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Let's go.
00:00:38
Speaker
I want you guys to tell me a little bit about yourself so that our listeners can know who we're working with. I are in there, bro. I are in there. Get after it. We're both from Southern California. We're both, unfortunately, related to Kyle. I mean, I think that's fortunate for you, actually. But anyways, good luck, guys. Jake, who is our next contestant? And competing against these two assholes, let's welcome our second contestant, Kayla. Let's give all of our contestants a round of applause.
00:01:07
Speaker
Give it up for Kayla. All right, Kayla, can you tell us a little bit about yourself? Well, I'm also your cousin, your older cousin. I work at a fertility company and used to babysit Kyle.
00:01:22
Speaker
when he was a little kid. Yep, that is true. He's the one. I did. I actually haven't had to wipe all of your asses, so. All right. Hey, guys. Thank you guys for playing. We really appreciate this. This is the first one that we've done.
Prize and Categories Introduction
00:01:36
Speaker
But before we get started, Jake, why don't you tell everybody what the winners are going to get? The winners of the first ever PCL Palooza are going to get a brand new car. What? That can't be right. Is that true? No, it's not true. You're going to get to download our first single.
00:01:50
Speaker
Oh, that's just as good. So the way this is going to work is there are four categories. One will be PCL related. The other one will be space related.
00:02:04
Speaker
One will be either a porno, a rock band, or a horse. And you got to determine which one it is. And also, the last one is movie quotes. OK. All right.
Unexpected Alien Interruption
00:02:20
Speaker
You guys ready to do this? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Fuck yeah, we are. Oh, fuck. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? Oh my god, it's so bright. What the fuck?
00:02:32
Speaker
Oh my god, I can see! My apple! My apple! See, Jake? I told you they were real. What's up, buddies? What do we got going on here? You know, we're just doing a podcast, PCL Palooza. Right, right, yeah. But here's the deal. You said that your music was going to be released, and now you're recording another podcast.
00:02:54
Speaker
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about an Australian. Let me just ask you a couple questions Does it say jerk off on my forehead my date of birth was it yesterday? I don't even know when were you I wasn't born yesterday. Okay? Do I look like a bitch I I don't really know what the sex is like on your planet. Why are you trying to fuck me like a bitch?
00:03:21
Speaker
yeah well actually um our music is it's scheduled it's scheduled to go live the pre-save link is available on our website we need to get everyone to save it on spotify so we can get some get on some playlist is that right yeah good luck with that because if there's anything like these podcasts i'll see why not okay well what's the deal with this podcast
00:03:41
Speaker
So basically we're doing a game show here and yeah, we're gonna anytime you see PCL Palooza we're gonna be giving away some prizes How about this you'd be the lifeline I'm gonna be the lifeline I'm also gonna need to adopt whoever loses Scientific reasons. Oh, yeah, that's cool with me. We'll see you assholes later
00:04:05
Speaker
All right, Kyle, I think it's time to read the new terms and conditions. By agreeing to these terms, you subject your body to science, and if you lose, you'll be abducted by an alien. You also agree that you will not pursue PCL or any other related entities in a court of law if by any chance you make it back to Earth. Also, you may not disclose the location of the UAP or UFO, which you will remain hostage in under any circumstances. You guys agree to those terms? Yeah, I agree to those terms. Connor and Riley are up first. So which ones do you guys want to go for first?
Contestants Tackle Movie and Space Questions
00:04:33
Speaker
Let's do movie quotes for 100.
00:04:35
Speaker
Movie quotes for 100, you got it. So what? Some older lady showed you her hooters? Oh, fuck. Oh, gosh. Do you guys want to use a lifeline, or would you guys want to try to give this one a shot? What movie is this from? It's, uh... Oh, God. I want to say, isn't that Wedding Crashers? Yeah, I was thinking that's more along your... And he gets it. Wedding Crashers.
00:05:04
Speaker
I just watched that movie last week. Yeah. And I don't know. I was like, dude, I know that from somewhere. Kayla, it is your turn now. What would you like to do? I'm going to go PCL for 400. Oh, shit. Wow. Oh, my God. Who put this together? PCL for 400. The question is, this is Kyle's dog's name. It's Molly.
00:05:33
Speaker
It's actually the correct answer is what who is Motley. Oh, yeah, it's what is Motley. He was Motley. Oh, wait, I have to ask this. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. That's how they answer it. But this is PCL perusal, baby. Oh, yeah. OK, Connor and Riley. What do you guys want to do? We're going to go big, go ahead and smoke your ass. I'm going to get porn star band or racehorse for 400. I think his name's.
00:06:02
Speaker
Going in glory. Is that a porn star, a race horse, or a rock band? That's a race horse. Race horse. That's a race horse. Let's see. What is a race horse? No way. Connor and Riley are in the lead right now with 500 points. Kayla is at 400. All right, Kayla.
00:06:29
Speaker
Which one do you want? I'm going to take movie quotes for four hundred movie quotes for four. All right. The funny thing about my back, Jules, is that it's located on my cock. Oh, I know. I think I know that. You got it. If you don't have it, then you can. Riley and Connor can steal or you can use a lifeline. Can I lifeline Kyle?
00:06:58
Speaker
No, you cannot lifeline. You cannot use me as a lifeline. All right. No, I don't. I got nothing. All right. Connor and Riley, you guys got a chance to steal. What is super bad? I should have gotten it when you said Jules. Yeah, Jules. Okay. Okay. So Connor and Riley are in the lead. 900 and Kayla has 400. Connor and Riley, you guys are up. Space for 400. All right. Did you guys get confused with all the players that are here? That's right.
00:07:30
Speaker
This is the approximate number of Earth days in one Venus day. Venus is closer to the sun, so that'd be rotating. What the fuck? Venus is like a month, I want to say. I would say a month. What is a month? You did not get that one right. Kayla, you got a chance to steal or you can use the lifeline. No, let it go. Let it go.
00:08:00
Speaker
Excuse me. Go ahead, Kayla. I'm going to say, what is one and a half? Five. What is five Venus days? It's 243. Oh, I was closer with a year. All right. Kayla, it is your turn. Let's do PCL for 300. PCL for 300. This is Jake's favorite kind of beer. What is Coor's banquet?
00:08:31
Speaker
Oh, listen to the podcast. Sorry, that was, that's wrong. That is not the right answer. Connor Riley, you guys want to, you guys want to steal this? You said we can't call Kyle, right? Can we call Jake? Anyone got Jake's girlfriend's number?
00:08:53
Speaker
It kind of might be like a Michelope kind of guy. I don't know, man. That's a good go-to. Jake, you want to give them all a hint? We'll just give all three of them a hint right now and whoever says it first. Yeah, it's what happens when it sits in an ice-cold cooler for a long time. Humble beer. Ice-cold beer. Kayla gets it.
00:09:18
Speaker
I don't even know. But Jake, Jake prefers Coors Light. Not Michelope. Oh, yeah. Jake, Jake does prefer Coors Light. Riley and Connor, you guys are up. Is your category? You pick one. Let's do porn stars, band or race horses. For how much? For how much? Or 300. 300, okay.
00:09:45
Speaker
Dream and chocolate. Is that a porn star racehorse or a rock band? I want to say porn star. I want to see. Sounds like a really large porn star. Really? I'm sorry. That's not right. You got a chance to steal. It's a racehorse. No way.
00:10:11
Speaker
No! It's 300 and Kayla takes the lead. Boo! All right, Kayla, it's your turn again. Which category would you like? Let's go porn star, band, racehorse for 100. 100, okay. They're all the same difficulty. I just want to let you know that. Public enema. Is that a porn star, racehorse, or a band? For sure a band.
00:10:42
Speaker
Kayla takes an astounding. Hey guys, I know my porn stars and my race horses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You left the band. That was a lucky guess. Connor and Riley. You guys are up. You guys are trailing 200 points. Let's do movie quotes for 300. Take the lead back. Are they built for speed or comfort? Oh, what the fuck movie is that from?
00:11:18
Speaker
You guys are already using a lifeline? I mean, it's such an easy question. I mean, I should be in this game. Let me. Yeah. Well, I mean, do you have the right answer? You're the lifeline. Do you got it? Obviously. Well, what is it? It's wedding. That was fucking simple.
00:11:36
Speaker
You motorboat son of a bitch. Damn. Oh yeah. You guys got that right for 300. So you guys are in the lead and it is now Kayla's turn. Suck you Kayla. Let's go PCL for 200. All right. She's taking up all the PCL words. I don't ever want to use those. This is the... I'll let him read it. How often does Jake get a haircut?
00:12:04
Speaker
Um, probably every three weeks. Wow. Jake saying no way. Oh, I'm sorry. All right. Connor and Riley, you guys got a chance to steal. I'm gonna say what is once a week once once a month. Oh, I was so close. Oh, sorry. No points rewarded for that question. The correct answer was one month.
00:12:31
Speaker
One month? Every month. Every month, every month. Okay, there we go. All right, and we're moving on. It is Connor and Riley's turn. The categories are PCL space, porn star band, a racehorse, and movie quotes. Once again, which one would you guys like to pick? Space for 300, please. Space for 300, you got it. This is how many Earths can fit inside Jupiter? I'm not an astronomer, but I'm sure it's a lot.
00:13:02
Speaker
300 Earths. What is 300? No fucking idea. No, it's going to be way more than that. No way. I would say... I would say what is 800? Sure. Lock it in. And Kayla's got a chance to steal. What is 1,300? You fucking Googled it.
00:13:38
Speaker
I'm in San Francisco, who's going to check my phone? Yeah, go down there. You're in the kitchen downstairs. Background for a reason. She's hiding. And Tammy's sitting right behind the counter, googling all this shit. Wait, you're at 1400, right? Nobody here with me. She's in San Francisco. I see the Golden Gate Bridge right there.
00:13:58
Speaker
Hi, Kayla took the lead. 1400 and Connor and Riley have 1200. Okay, Kayla, it's your turn again. What category would you like to write? Let's do movie quotes for 200. Big gulp, huh? Well, see you later. Later. What is super bad? Dammit. Yeah, it's got to be super bad. I want to say it's from super bad. Nope. It is not super bad.
00:14:26
Speaker
Let me, let me do it again. Big lopes. Well, see you later. Oh, it's our turn. Oh, I'm sorry. It's steel. Oh, what the fuck? Is it our turn? Yes. Your turn. Yeah. Oh yeah. Dumb and dumber. He's walking out of liquor store. It is a.
00:14:49
Speaker
Tie game here at PCL Palooza. All right, which category would you guys like to pick? There's two more for space, one more for porn star band or racehorse,
Tight Competition and Final Winner
00:14:59
Speaker
and one more for PCL. It's a close game. It's a tie game, actually. 100 PCL. Play safe. This is Kyle's shoe size. Kyle, your feet big.
00:15:15
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, are your feet big? Kyle wears a women's 10. My feet are big. I want to say like a 13. No, you ain't wearing a 13. A 12. I know he has like the same shoe size as you. I wear a 12. Okay. What is 11 and a half? That wasn't even, that was a last minute guess, but Kayla, your turn to steal.
00:15:45
Speaker
One is 13. I told you it was 13. I don't stare at his feet. Have you seen that? Actually, I have. Probably. We're going to make these questions better in future episodes, but we literally just put this all together right before we called you guys. You guys are doing great for your first time. Thank you guys. Appreciate it. You guys having fun on PCLpalooza? Oh, yes. Bye. Have a good time.
00:16:15
Speaker
All right, Kayla, it's your turn. Do you want to play it safe and go porn star band array source? You seem to be pretty good at that. Yeah, that's exactly what I want to do. Hey, you do love porn stars. Let's do it. Porn star band array source for 200. What do we got? Apollo's 13. Oh my God. That's got to be a porn star. That's got to be a porn star. That is 100% a porn star.
00:16:47
Speaker
Good job, Kayla. You know, you're takes a substantial three hundred point lead and there are actually only three hundred points left to offer. She could. Connor and Riley can tie it potentially. But let's see if we tie. Would you guys like to do? I don't know. We'll decide when there's a tie. I'm just going to flip a coin. We're going to flip a coin. Connor Riley, which one would you guys which one do you guys want to do? One hundred or two hundred?
00:17:07
Speaker
It is a poor summer.
00:17:16
Speaker
Space for 200. Space for 200. They go big. This is a storm on another planet that can swallow three Earths. It's Jupiter or Neptune, but I think Jupiter. Jupiter. What's it called, though? What is that storm, though? There's something in the brown eye. That's a different one, sorry. It's a whispering guy. Oh, the whispering guy. This is a strong one.
00:17:42
Speaker
All three years. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I have no idea. The red giant or some shit like that. You know what? I'm going to give it up to you guys unless Kayla can come up with it. I have absolutely no idea. I'm going to give that to you guys. Make this make this close. It's called the great red spot. Great. Yeah, that's right. Nothing. They said nothing to do with the red. They said red. That was close. OK. All right, Kayla. I said brown eyes.
00:18:12
Speaker
Kayla, you can win this game right here. Space for 100, it's the last one up here. This is a planet that is not a single lady. I don't know what the fuck that means. Can I get a new question, please? Hold on, let me ask my producer. Lizzie, Lizzie. She's hammered, she's passed out. Let me wake up real quick. The first question, this is a planet that is not a single lady.
00:18:42
Speaker
Whisper it. Saturn rings. Well, no, you're not supposed to answer it. Hold on. OK. It's Saturn. We're going to give it to you. We're going to give it to you. What is Saturn? Kayla wins it. Congratulations, Kayla. You win. You're moving on to the next round. What is that? What is that coming from the sky?
00:19:12
Speaker
Alright, dick fucks. I made myself clear, you guys agreed to a ton of situations. Let's go. We're gonna have the best science project ever. We're gonna have a grand ol' time up in this bitch.
00:19:29
Speaker
Alright Jake, that about wraps it up for PCLpalooza, but we do have one more thing. We have to award our winner. Why don't you go ahead and tell Kayla what she won. Alright, congratulations Kayla. Since you are the winner of PCLpalooza, you won a free download of our new single, You're Lasting It in My Sheets. Congratulations. Alright everybody, that just about wraps up MicroPods episode 3. We hope you enjoyed it.
00:19:54
Speaker
Some exciting news, we have a new filter on our Instagram page. It's called a beer helmet, so you can search that or whatever, but if you use it, do us a favor and tag us. Also, go pre-save our new single, You Wouldn't Last a Minute My Sheet on Spotify or Apple Music. Yeah, well just get your friends and family to do the same thing. It really helps us out a lot. We appreciate it.
00:20:17
Speaker
and make sure to be on the lookout for PCL bar, episode four. Jake, what are we making tomorrow? Tomorrow we are making a drink called a pink pussy, or what we like to call, bro, I didn't know that was your sister. Right on, we'll catch you later.