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Speaker: You have the intro and everything pulled up? Yeah. All right. Are you done? Was that it? I guess. That's it. I can't give them too much. I was enjoying that. Just a little... Yeah, I can hear. I can hear what you're doing. I'll bust out my tricks for another day. Okay.
Speaker: On today's episode, we got Sport Fuckin' and Speak Pipes. Welcome to the PCL Podcast, the show about a rock band from Southern California. I'm the host of the show. My name is Kyle McGraw. And I am Jake Sperling. Together, we are PCL. This is a podcast about our band putting on music on our own and having a good time when we do it.
Speaker: On today's episode, we're going to be talking about some sex games. Jake has more info on that. We're going to be covering that and only that. We don't have a guest today. So this is going to be our first episode where we're just kind of winging it. Just talking about some funny shit. About sex. Yeah, about sex. So Jake, you want to hit me with the title of this article? I got some thoughts on it.
Speaker: Yeah, someone was doing a video, someone did a video on TikTok and I was like, that is a great topic. So I looked it up.
Speaker: And here's the article. Sweden recognizes sex as sport. Here's what we know. That's the title of the article. Love it. That's it. Before we get into the article, what are your initial thoughts on that? I was like, this is awesome. I mean, sex is is a sport. I mean, it's kind of like the the WWE. It's like it's it's it's a sport, but it's sport fucking under the entertainment under the entertainment umbrella.
Speaker: So it's under the entertainment umbrella. So it's just like porn, just like watching live porn, basically. It's just, it's sport fucking.
Speaker: is what it is. Yeah. So when I sent that to you, what were your initial thoughts? Like what do you think it was? I mean, I just like, I was like thinking about it. Like if these people that are participating, these athletes that are participating in this, like if they had baseball cards or something, like I was just thinking about like what the stack categories would be.
Speaker: They're batting average. Batting average or whatever, yeah. Or how many times that they've... Slocking percentage. Slocking percentage. Yeah, but in the category of sex, what would those be? So as opposed to how many times somebody struck out in a season, how many times somebody got blue balls in a season. You know what I mean? They weren't able to produce. Or on the female side of that,
Speaker: like home runs, maybe their home run category is bukkakes. I have no idea. And what's the arena like? I kind of picture it being a little bit like - Like in the Coliseum? Yeah, like in the Coliseum. At the Staples Center? Yeah. Just like a bed in the middle? You got to fuck your way out, you know?
Speaker: You gotta get a standing ovation to be able to win. Exactly. It just ends up being like a group gangbang. And then also, one thing I was thinking about was like, if it is like that, would it be better to finish last? Or to finish first? I think it depends on the competition. Okay, explain it to me a little bit. Because that's the thing. There's different types of competitions. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha.
Speaker: Yeah, I read all about it. So I know what it is, but I want you to tell me what you think it is or what it should be. Okay. Do you want me to keep... Yeah, keep going. You want me to keep going? You want me to keep going? Okay, so also on their sport fucking card.
Speaker: Like I, I also think it should, instead of saying like their height or whatever, it should be like, it should have their, their cup size. Well, what do you think the, what do you like on the car? What do you think the picture should be? I mean, it should, it should look like I had, when I was younger, I had these, these Hooters playing cards. I think it should be like that. Or like, you know, when you go to, when you go to Vegas and like on the streets, you see like the flyers for the, for the hookers. For the escorts or something. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that it should be like that with their phone numbers. I also was like thinking about like the type of equipment that they would need to participate in sport fucking. I mean, I don't know. It's expensive. It's like hockey or baseball. But like how crazy would it be if it did end up being that expensive? Like instead of, you know, spending 300 bucks on a new on a new bat, you're spending 300 bucks on a new fucking dildo.
Speaker: to get you to where you're going faster. Yeah, or like a vibrator thing. What would the men buy? Pocket pussies, cock rings.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I guess it depends like if you're flying solo for the competition. Yeah, and then also like just think about how many Freaking blue rhinos they're gonna be needing to take I tell you what 7 -eleven will be making a lot of money Absolutely. You have a favorite one. No, I've never used them sure. Yeah, I'm positive We're not gonna put this in there or we don't how I mean I wouldn't but I
Speaker: Okay, thanks for the fucking edit. Sorry, I have a friend who tried it and he took or he took like one of those pills before he was like expecting to get some and he didn't end up, he didn't end up getting any and he was just hard for like six hours. And then he just ended up fucking alone and hard at a Denny's just getting a frickin a morning scramble at like midnight or something. Yeah, I think he was like trying to spoon. Oh, wow.
Speaker: That would be that'd be a fucking nightmare. So getting back to the fucking the Coliseum gladiator sport fucking arena How like how do you think how do you think you get points? How would you get points here? Like is it however many I think Well for one You think there should be like some like role -playing so like you show up as like a night elf or so Maybe it's like a maybe it's like a theater performance
Speaker: Okay. Where you have like a skit that you can come out as like the pizza boy or the nun or the teacher or something like that. And you get judged off initially off the best costume and the acting. Okay. And then the dialogue. The dialogue, yeah. Between the athletes. Between the athletes.
Speaker: Athletes are actors. I don't know. What would they be? Are they are they acting? I mean if it's a competition they're athletes. That's true That's it. Just it just blows my mind. Like I wish I would have taken this up as a kid, you know Yeah, this wasn't an option at career day. Yeah That'd be amazing. All right. Do you want to actually hit me with what it what it really is? Yeah, so I'll give you some backstory on it. So there is this organization that
Speaker: that submitted a contract to be an actual thing to the Swedish Sports Confederation. They're called the Swedish Sex Federation.
Speaker: They wanted to declare it as a sport, but it did get denied. Okay. So I guess, and then they started like posting about it cause they want, they guess they wanted to try like to actually get a competition organized. So in this article, it's like Sweden is officially declared sex as a sport and finalized arrangements to launch its maiden sex tournament on Thursday, June 8th. So a maiden, a maiden sex tournament. It's maiden sex tournament. Yeah. What the fuck does that even mean? I guess like an original one.
Speaker: Okay, so you sign up, it'd be like a dark tournament almost. You know, you just sign up, put you in your partner's name. It's kind of like the casting couch. You got to submit a video and see if they'll get you. I mean, like the endurance that these people must have to have. So the competition is a span of six weeks. It is going to be with 20 participants with six hour sessions each day, ranging from 45 to 60 minutes being allotted to each pair.
Speaker: And it'll be along with a panel of judges and the audience that will decide the winner. So no, it's not. It's not a coliseum. It's not a gang bang. It's not. It's not. Yeah, it's not like judging porn. So we'll kind of sell the participants of the event will be engaging in sexual activities under 16 disciplines, including seduction, body massages, foreplay and more.
Speaker: It's... It sounds like an absolute snoozefest. I guess it's like if your co -ed Confidentials was being judged or something. Just some soft -core porn? Yeah, that's basically what it is. Dick stays in the pants? Yeah. Lorno. Dick stays in the pants.
Speaker: That's right. So while the participants will be judged on various aspects of sexual activities, along with factors such as chemistry between the couple, knowledge about sex, and more, reports have mentioned that extra points will be given to couples who are well versed with the ancient Indian scripture on eroticism, Kamasottura,
Speaker: The Kama Sutra, the Kama Sutra. Okay, so basically they're like the different positions that they're able to do. So you gotta be flexible to succeed in this competition. Yeah, it's an ancient Indian text on sexuality, eroticism, and emotional fulfillment in life. Yeah, there's some crazy freaking sex positions in that. Yeah. I kinda like my idea better. I'm sure you do.
Speaker: But like, could you just imagine like, like, hey, it's a, it's like a football Sunday. We're going to go to schooners and watch. Watch them fucking. Watch them fucking with the kids. Yeah. Yeah. That's definitely not going to be airing on any fucking television sets. Skin of Max. Skin of Max. Yeah. Oh, there you go. It's the only, it's like the only, this like this Federation is like the only one ever created. It blows my mind. It really does.
Speaker: I don't have much more to say on it other than the fact that like, I think it'd be cool if there were signups and you had to, like you don't know who you're gonna be fucking. Yeah, maybe it's like the, maybe it's kind of like the bachelor or the bachelorette where you like just submit a video of yourself. And then you get accepted. Yeah. You refer a friend. I think it should be like a speed dating thing.
Speaker: or like singles night, you know what I mean? But who gets picked to do that? Well, you sign up. Judges, look at your profile. Your equipment. You gotta send in an audition tape. But is it a solo tape or are you with a friend? You gotta do both. I have no idea. You gotta do both, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna start a petition to get this to be an actual thing, so we'll leave that link in our episode description. Yeah, you mean an actual thing in the US?
Speaker: Yeah. Like we'll design it. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? We'll design the competition and. Yeah. We just hit a bunch of signatures to, for a petition. Yeah. Yeah. Petition will be in the description. Gotta be over 18 though. You gotta be over 18 to sign it. Um, and to even start prepping for it. All right. We're going to go to break and when we're back some more speak pipes.
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Speaker: Welcome back, everybody. Thanks for enduring that 10 minutes of us talking about sport fucking. We are now going to be listening to some speak pipes that we got recently. We texted some of our friends, asking them to leave us a voicemail. We wanted to know what our new sign off should be for the for the PCL podcast. And we got we got a few responses. So let's.
Speaker: Check it out. This first one is from Erica. 9 -11 was an inside job. And 9 -11 was an inside job. I don't know if that's going to go over very well with most audiences. What do you think? It does have a little bit of a ring to it. All I'm going to say is that
Speaker: shouldn't be too sensitive if you're going to listen to this podcast. That's true. I mean, you should have a good sense of humor. If people even make it to the end of the podcast and they hear us say 9 -11 wasn't it? Honestly, I don't even know if the completion rate on this podcast is even high. It's even that high. I feel like we could say whatever the fuck we want at the end. This has been the PCL Podcast. Thanks for watching. Just so you know.
Speaker: 9 -11 was an inside job, you know, just ended like that. Or just say some like other conspiracies or, or just fucking. I like that. I like that too. Just talk shit and then people until people like actually
Speaker: like find it or maybe we just put one thing that could get us canceled in every single podcast just so people have to like find it. That's a, that's a good way to get people to listen to the whole thing. Yeah. This next big pipe is from Kade. Oh, you want to do that one? Yeah, that's it. All right. Hey Jake. Hey Kyle. Fuck you both. Bye.
Speaker: All right, kid. That's not really what we asked for there, pal. Maybe it's like, hey, I'm Jake. You're Kyle. Fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, maybe he was actually suggesting that we say that. Maybe. All right, which one next, Jonah? Yeah, sure. Let's do Jonah. Let's do Jonah. So, guys, I just want to say I like you guys' new song. Say, I want you and Dave's out here.
Speaker: They're sick. And I have a pretty good sign off for you, I think. I think you should say, thanks for listening to PCL Power Hour. Keep rocking to your own beat. We'll see you next time. Rock on. Quality speak pipe from Jonah. Appreciate that. I do. I do think he's got some good stuff in there. He's onto something in there. I don't know if we're ever going to say, keep rocking to your own beat.
Speaker: Maybe just one. Yeah. No, I was gonna say maybe you can improvise, make it a little more inappropriate. Keep rocking to your own beat and beating your own meat. Don't beat your own meat. Don't beat your own beat, rock to your own beat. No. That's it. Write that down. I don't know. I don't, I - No, that's fucking funny. I like the PCL power hour thing though. I mean - Yeah, but he, that's a pretty good any too. I think, I think we,
Speaker: All right, so how would it go? How would it go? I like the PCO Power Hour in the beginning. Like, we need something good in the beginning. You know what I mean? Yeah. Welcome to the PCO Power Hour. Some shit like that. Yeah, but to end it, what you said. I forgot what I said. Are you writing it down? I'm writing it down. Keep rocking to your own meat. Keep rocking to your own meat?
Speaker: Keep rocking to your own meat and keep rocking to your own meat. What did you just say? I said, don't beat your meat. Rock to your, I don't remember. We're going to have to hear it in the edit. I don't even remember what I said. Don't beat your meat. Rock to your own beat. Some shit like that. I don't know.
Speaker: Well, it was good, so when you edit this, you gotta... It's a good note, Jonah, but we have some revisions. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another SpeakPipe. Send another Speak
Speaker: Yeah. I like it. Maybe we should just, maybe what our thing is, is maybe we just put, like if people send us more SpeakPipes, we'll just put their ending sign off at the end. You know what I mean? Okay. I like it. Boom. Put that in there. That'd be a good one. Well, that's all we got for SpeakPipes.
Speaker: for today. Keep sending them in. Keep listening to the PCO podcast, or else you're a fucking pussy. Yeah, unless you're a fucking poser. It was a piece of poser. Yeah. Very aggressive. I love it. I love it. I love it. Can't wait to get that dude on the pod. Well, I think that just about does it for today's episode. Jake, what do you think? I think so. I think that was pretty good. Make sure, send more Speak Pipes.
Speaker: Yeah, send us some more SpeakPipes. Next week, we got some guys from Center Staging on. It's going to be pretty cool. We haven't done that episode yet, so we can't really prep you for what it's going to be about, but it's going to be awesome. And let's see, did we do a PCL bar for this episode? No, I don't think so. I don't think we know yet.
Speaker: If you got any good topics that you want us to cover, kind of like the sport fucking, send it in. We're always looking for funny topics. You can email us or speak pipes. Yeah. You can even DM us on Instagram. We check it. Yeah. But we do want to get some more speak pipe traffic. I don't really know if we want any emails. Don't send us any emails. Well, they can still email us. We'd like the attention. You can, but also maybe don't.
Speaker: You can email us, but maybe don't. There's not really, you know, we're not gonna check it. No, we will, we will. All right, let's see. That's gonna do it for today's episode. The PCL podcast is produced entirely by PCL. You can follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, at PCL underscore CA. And on our website, we have bonus content where you can support us for just a very small, small $5 a month.
Speaker: It'll give you access to exclusive content, not explicit content. Bonus episodes, studio tours, behind the scenes stuff, covers, and a lot more. Once again, head to our website, and thanks for supporting us.
Speaker: Yeah, that's pclbandca .com. And for this, for the bonus episode for this week, we're going to be going over, Jake and I are going to be playing a demo that we wrote. It's very fresh, very new. So you guys can get a quick sneak peek into some upcoming music in the near future that we will be releasing. We're super excited about it. Jake, how can people contact us?
Speaker: You guys can contact us by emailing us, or don't, at pclbandcalifornia at gmail .com, or you can leave us another voicemail at speakpipe .com slash pcl. Everything's going to be in the show description.
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Speaker: new stuff is coming new stuff is coming so thank you all for listening and watching once again I'm Jake Sperling my name is Kyle McGraw and quit guys and fuck you guys quit beating your own meat rock to your own beat is that what it was Jonah all right we'll see you next time
