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Ep 8 - PCL Palooza II: Matchmaking Edition
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Welcome back to PCL Palooza Matchmaking Edition! Our contestants are Nikki Mitchell and Casey Mulligan. Nikki, host of the Hen House Podcast and author of Hen House, is a former Playboy & Maxim model who you can also see in The Wolf of Wall Street, and Casey is an elite shark wrangler, yacht captain, and former baseball player for the St. Louis Cardinals. Listen to find out if its a match!
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Produced by Tessitura Productions
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Transcript
Introduction and Special Edition Announcement
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Speaker
MicroPods by PCL. Presented by Tessatoric Productions. All right, everybody. Welcome back to the second episode of PCL Palooza. I am Jake Sperling, and we're live from PCL Studios in hot as holy hell, Southern California. Please welcome your host, Kyle McGraw.
00:00:19
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Hey, thanks, Jake. Super excited to be back at it again with you. We got a ton of exciting new things happening down here at PCL Studios. We can't wait to show everyone. But for now, let's get back at it with this very special matchmaking edition of PCL Palooza. Let's get right into it, Jake. Why don't you bring out today's contestants?
Contestants Introduction
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All right, please welcome to the stage the author of Henna House and the host of the Henna House podcast, Nikki Mitchell. Come on down. I definitely want to know what shirt club she's at. How you doing? How you doing? I'm so good. Happy to be here. Doing great. You like this theme song?
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I do, it's my favorite song these days. Hell yeah. Real quick, can you hit our listeners with the catchphrase that we came up with for your podcast? Well, I think actually, technically, Evan came up with it, but I'll say it. Through the ups and the downs and all the dirt in between, let's get uncaged. Love it. Love it.
00:01:37
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All right, Jake, you want to bring out our next contestant? All right, entering stage right and probably hanging to the right. Former professional baseball player, elite shark wrangler, and yacht captain, Casey, today's most eligible bachelor, Mulligan. What up, Casey?
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You're in Vegas right now, huh? Living the dream. You just told us before we started recording that you're 300 down right now. 300 down, but hopefully rebound tonight. What games are you playing? A little relentless.
00:02:24
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Black 22 all day long. What is that, like free bed? It's on roulette. That's just roulette. Oh, okay. Spin the wheel. Black 22. Yeah. We usually just play black 22. I only black black and every black red superstitious, you know, baseball works. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, we actually got a live audience today. We got my brother, production director, Cody McGraw. Let's give it up for him. Cody, you want to see what's up?
00:02:53
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And we got JD Kroskoff in the building. What's going on? Casey, did you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? Oh, shit. Yeah, you got to roll them all the way down. All right, Jake, do you want to tell everybody what the winner of today's episode is going to get? Sure.
00:03:12
Speaker
All right, the winner will be getting a romantic getaway for two at the all-inclusive Motel 6 in lovely Bakersfield, California. Only a quick three and a half hour drive away from beautiful wine country. Wait, really? No. The winner is going to get the loser's phone number. Moving on. All right. You guys ready to play? Wait, are we on a fucking matchmaking show?
00:03:32
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Yeah, this is perfect. I love it. That was a surprise that we had for you. I was wondering what that was. Totally about this. You guys are ready to play though, right? Absolutely. I'm losing my purpose. Okay. All right.
00:03:47
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Oh shit, we got the alien in the building with us today. And we just gotta read some terms and conditions to you guys.
00:04:12
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By agreeing to these terms, you subject your body to science, and if you wish to be adopted by an alien, you also agree that you will not pursue PCL or any other related entities in a court of law if by any chance you make it back to Earth. Also, you may not disclose the location of the UAP or UFO, which you will remain hostage in under any circumstances. All right, you guys agree to those? Nope. Agreed. I love aliens. OK, all right, great. OK, great. All right, today's episode of PCL Palooza is going to be played in
Game Categories Reveal
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the style of Jeopardy. You guys ready? Yeah. Born ready. All right. Are you ready? I'm ready. We. Born barefoot.
00:04:36
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Alright, so today's categories on PCLpalooza are, of course, PCL, you're gonna be asked questions about us, so I hope you guys studied. Name that song or band, Love Song Edition. And then we got a porn star, band or racehorse. You're gonna have to decide which one it is. And then we have sexy drink recipes and
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This one's locked. This category is locked until one of you guys gets 800 points. All right, let's get after it. Nikki, you are going to go first, but before we get started, I want you to tell me a little bit about yourself and your career.
Nikki's Background in Modeling and Podcasting
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Well, a while ago, I did Playboy and Maxim. I was also in the movie The Wolf of Wall Street. And then, you know, gravity happened and I got older and had to grow up. So I wrote a book and that will be out at the beginning of the year. And I started a podcast, which will be launching soon, called The Hen House Podcast. Heck yeah. Where can people find you? They can find me on Instagram at Nicki and IKKI underscore Hen House. What about Google?
00:05:51
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Google, I mean, we're gonna see some young baby on there, but yeah, Google me. Okay. Wait, time to fuck out. You're a porn star? No, she's not a porn star. Playboy. Yeah, I'm like, what is my mind here? What do you think I'm doing over here? Baby now on video? Don't cream your pants yet, Casey. We still gotta make sure that you guys are a perfect match. And you can't Google her till the end of the show.
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My resume sucks. All right, Nikki, what do you want to, what category do you want to do first and for how many points? Do you do porn star since I am one or racehorse for 400? 400. All right. Black caviar. Is that a porn star band or racehorse? A racehorse. Do I get to go again? Oh no, you don't get to go again. Sorry. Is that how normal Jeopardy works?
00:06:43
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I don't know. I don't watch it. Well, yeah, this is, this is PCL Palooza anyways. So that's all right. Yeah. Get and give pirate a turn. Okay. All right. Yo, ho, yo, ho. Casey Mulligan's me. Which, uh, which category do you want to go with? Um, name that song. Name that song for a hundred. She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies knocking me out with those American thighs. I have no idea.
00:07:13
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Nick, you got a chance to steal. No, don't be Google. Don't be Google in that bullshit. Play a little clip. Yeah, play it. No, I know the song I can see. I'm seeing it in my mind. Once you get hit style, she gets to get clipped. Don't be a sore loser. We'll play it. We'll play it. And whoever gets it, whoever gets it first wins. Okay.
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ACDC. Oh my god, she got it. Before we even started playing it. You just googled it, huh? Yeah. No, I didn't. She gets 500. We're going to listen to it anyways. Yes. Play it. All right, we got to get this thing moving. We're only on category one. All right. Nikki, it's your turn. Which category? All right. Porn star for 300.
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All right. Nacho Vidal, porn star, band, or racehorse? Porn star. Oh my god, she's killing it. And we just found out that... Wait, Casey, did I not introduce you after your first... No, you didn't. You're too excited about the porn star.
00:08:34
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First, I just want to say that blind date is now unlocked because Nikki got 800 points. So if you guys want to pick one of those, yeah, get all over it. Casey Mulligan. Here we go. Can you give us a little background on your career?
Casey's Career in Baseball and Yachting
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You're a professional baseball player. Can you tell us a little bit about that? You now drive the yacht, but I'm going to let you do the talking. Yeah, 33 now. Used to play baseball for the Cardinals. Her over, got her, had to figure her midlife crisis when I'm 24.
00:09:04
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and went back to school, started driving boats, and traveling the world, driving a yacht, and just living the dreams, you know? Yeah. What's the coolest place you've been to? Coolest place in the boat so far? Probably Cancun. Nice. You're a fisherman, and you've caught sharks before. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Can you tell us your strategies with catching women and catching sharks and the correlation between them?
00:09:32
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Got to be aggressive. Super aggressive. They both have teeth. They both bite. So, you know, you got to use gloves, you know, different kind of glove, of course. Need a lot of protection. Yeah, absolutely. Awesome. Well, it's your turn right now. Which category do you want to go for?
00:09:58
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Oh, shit. Am I allowed to pick blind date now since you opened it? Yes. All right. What do you guys think? Sure. Go for it. Yeah, all right. Let's go. Let's do it. 400 blind date. Smash or pass? And you guys both have to answer. I'm definitely smashing. For each other? Yeah. Smash. Sick. And we'll give you guys both $400 for that.
00:10:28
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Vicky, it's your turn. Which category? How about... Name that song for 400. And that song for 400. I only want you and your teeth in my belt. Love songs, by the way. We'll play a little... Is it your song? Siri, play that bullshit. You know what I'm talking about. Whoa. Yes.
00:10:58
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You're right, you're right. Sorry, wait, say that again. I got it right, right? Yeah, you got it right. You're absolutely destroying Casey. Casey, you're gonna need to go for some of the bigger ones. Yeah, this is... What is that, 1600? This is becoming a lot lopsided. All right, Casey, it's your turn. PCL 400. Don't even know what PCL stands for. That's the question. What? Oh, what's our genre of music? Like yours, what you sing? Yeah, the music that we play.
00:11:27
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Oh, I don't even know what you call that. Uh, like, come on. Yeah, rock. I got a little more like a rock. Yeah. Like a, uh, to me, it's like a slightly stupid slash. Slightly stupid. Blink 182. There you go. There you go. What category categories blink. What do you call that? I don't know what the precise word is. So alternative rock. You got it. Ding, ding, ding. I'm going to give it to you. Nikki, you're up. Blind date 300.
00:11:58
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Ooh. Okay. Yeah. You guys both got to answer this. Remember, what is your ideal first date? Uh, Nikki goes first. Oh, can't wait to hear it. I think probably going to waffle house. That's my favorite place. Oh shit. Oh my God. I love that. Yeah. What about you, Casey? I'm going to go with, uh, more like a, uh, no,
00:12:27
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I'm going to go with like a steak and shake. Oh gosh. They have one in Vegas. I love that. South point. Maybe a three, 3 AM late night in an outburger. You get it in an outburger. It's pretty much signed sealed and delivered. I think she's hanging out with you at like three in the morning. That's probably a good sign.
Humorous Worst Job Stories
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Yeah, true. Yeah, absolutely.
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The score right now is 1,900 Nikki, 1,100 Casey. Casey's got a lot of ground to cover. Casey, your turn. Got to make up some points here. Sexy drink recipe, 400. All right. What is it? Miscarriage, huh? What is it? Miscarriage. Oh, definitely a long out of those two. That thing will fucking ruin your day. You just got to tell us the main alcohol in it.
00:13:20
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No, you gotta talk about the whole thing. Your turn, Nicky. What do you think is in a miscarriage? How do you make a miscarriage? Oh wait, first, I just gotta let the audience know that neither of these contestants drink. So when we were making this game show last night,
00:13:43
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We didn't even, that didn't even cross our minds. And then today I was like, fuck, they don't drink and we got sexy cocktails up here, but it just makes it better. What do you think is in a miscarriage?
00:13:54
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I feel like it would probably be similar to like a Bloody Mary vodka with like a tomato juice. What? Because the blood is so fucking gross. Oh, I totally misunderstood this. This. I get what you're saying. You're saying the drink is what looks like a miscarriage. I was saying what you give to a girl to like to have it up to knock to knock. Oh, my God.
00:14:21
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How do I get her just blacked out? That's what I was all about. Wouldn't that just be like pregnant? Blacked out to like get pregnant? That's how she gets the miscarriage. It's a total degenerate. But I think I deserve the points. Okay, so a miscarriage is vodka, cherry juice or grenadine.
00:14:45
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A splash of Tabasco and a muddled cherry. So I was definitely more correct than pirate. You're close, bud. All right, Nikki, it's your turn. Which category do you want to pick? Name that song for 300. Name that song 300. Slide of hand and twist of fate on a bed of nails. She makes me wait. Keep in mind, so think of bands that like write love songs.
00:15:15
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Blink 182. No. I'm going to give you a second shot at that. Casey, you got any idea? I have no clue. You guys not ringing any bells? Keep it going. Casey will never get this. Oh, yeah. Katie, shut up. I'm serious. And I'm happy that you won't. Why? This is a good song.
00:15:49
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See the stone set in your eyes. See the thorn twist in your side. I'll wait. No, nobody. You too. I have heard that song. Oh, you got it. I would have never guessed it. I fucking just zammed it. Yeah, you too. I remember that. You too. Isn't that the song? Yeah, it's With or Without You by U2. With or Without You.
00:16:19
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Okay. All right. Yeah, we're going to give it to him. There's no, there's no real rules in this game show, just letting you know. So we're going to give them 300 just to make this a little bit more interesting. You too. You got it. Uh, Casey, it's your turn. The score is the drink recipe at 300. Now let it know how it works. Nicky has 1900 and Casey has 1400 a sexy drink recipes for 300 suck, bang and blow.
00:16:49
Speaker
So let me get this straight. I have to tell you what drink I think. What are the main alcohols? What are the ingredients in this drink? I'm going to go with, blow is definitely cocaine. Throw a little cocaine in this drink. Blow is blow. That makes sense. Bang. I'm going to go with a little, you know, cum, of course, because you're banging a little cum. So you got cum and you got blow in the drink.
00:17:15
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And then the suck part, just a little saliva. Mix all those together, you got a suck bang blow. Nikki, you got any counter to that? Baby sweet and sour mix. And I don't know. Fuck, I'm really bad at drinks. Tequila, vodka, and Jager. Nikki, go ahead. Pick your category.
00:17:43
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I'm a porn star for 200. Okay. Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howell. Of course. Casey, you could put it within reach. I'm going to go with porn star. To be honest, I've never heard of this band. That's a band? Fuck. Yeah, it's a band. Dang. Probably just like an artist name. Casey, your turn. Yeah.
00:18:09
Speaker
All right, Casey, how many kids do you have and how many kids do you want? I knocked a girl up when I was 19, miscarriage of five months. So I dodged that bullet. So I have zero kids and I don't want any. So that's a touchy, touchy subject on the, on the miscarriage drink, huh? Absolutely not. If you're a party that night. Oh my God.
00:18:37
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You're awful. Jesus. Oh, shit. Just be honest. Nikki, how about you? I do not have any kids besides my two fur children, and I do not want any kids. Oh, Mads Maiden has been here. Love that. Love that. Next category. I believe it's Nikki's turn.
00:19:03
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My turn. I had a more elaborate answer. I deserve more. We're still working on the rules with this game show. This is the second one that we've done. But the very first. Wait for it. Wait for it. Matchmaking edition. All right. Anyways. It's my turn. All right. Hornstar for 100.
Game Tension: The Tie
00:19:31
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Hornstar for 100.
00:19:34
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Electric playboy, porn star band, or racehorse? Band. Casey, you got a great chance to steal not too many points left to offer on the board here. You're going to need to get this one. Racehorse. Congratulations, Casey. You are now. I think that was his first correct answer. You know what? Save it.
00:19:59
Speaker
save it sister. Casey, your turn. PCL 300. What's Kyle's favorite? What's my favorite? Major League Baseball team.
00:20:13
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San Francisco Giants. Boom, let's go. First place, we're gonna win it all. Come on, don't fuck with me, Nikki. It's my second in a row, my roll. And the game is getting close over here at PCL Palooza. A little meltdown on her end. Nikki is sitting at 2100 points in case he's got 2000. Let's keep it going.
00:20:41
Speaker
Ah, fuck. Name that song for 200. Spinning on that dizzy edge, I kissed her face and kissed her head. We were trying to pick songs that you guys might be able to guess. And you guys haven't got a single one. That's not true. I got yours and I got ACDC. So take that back. Yeah, but after... No, she got ours pretty quick.
00:21:07
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Yeah, but she was like, I don't know. That's the most guys. Come on, Nikki. I know. I know this one, Nikki. Let's go. He just pauses his screen and Googles it. Yeah. Cause I keep seeing. Yeah. I keep seeing your face disappear. I know what you're doing over there. What are you talking about? Yeah. I know. I don't know this one, you guys. I don't know. Bonjo.
00:21:35
Speaker
Sorry, Nicky, that is not correct. The edge, yeah. The edge? The edge is a guitarist for you, too. Damn it. I thought you knew the answer. I'm going to play a little snippet. Play a little snippet of it? Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Kyle, do you know the song? I do. OK.
00:22:09
Speaker
The cure is the correct answer. Casey, your turn. This is the name of our last song we released.
00:22:24
Speaker
You didn't send it to me, so I have no clue. The last song we released, you play it on your yacht. And you sent me a video of you playing this. This is fucking hilarious. And somebody there was like, all right, Casey, we've had enough. Can we change the song? I was like, shut up, bitch. Love it. Ooh, you could use a lifeline. I could use my lifeline. You're right. Hold on one second.
00:22:52
Speaker
Let's bring in the lifeline. I think I know this one. He's using his lifeline. If the lifeline gets it wrong, then it's all you. All right. Alien's back. This scumbag alien. The scumbag alien is back. You've been hounding us constantly about releasing music. Yeah. And you have to keep putting out the music, idiot. You better have the right answer for this one. Duh. Obviously, I have the right answer. All right. Let's hear it. Let's see if you can help out Casey Mulligan. Casey.
00:23:21
Speaker
The correct answer is you wouldn't last a minute in my sheets. Oh, yeah. Did I just take the lead? Bingo. I think you did. Congratulations, Casey. You are now in the lead at 2,200. Nikki, you're sitting at 2,100. But it is your turn. I guess sexy drink recipes for 200. Trying to take the lead. What's in a slippery nipple? Not what is a slippery nipple. What's in a slippery nipple? No clue. I'm going to use the alien lifeline. Oh, you mean the scumbag alien?
00:23:51
Speaker
The scumbag alien. You better know the answer. I'm back, baby. And I'm ready to go two for two. What's the question? The question is, what's in a slippery nipple? You gotta help out Nikki here. What's in a slippery nipple? Wow. Our friend the alien has not been wrong yet. So you have a great- He's about to be wrong.
00:24:17
Speaker
Come on, all-knowing creature from outer space. What do you got? Oh, this alien has never ordered this thing in his life, because I fucking seen him at the bar. I want to say, like, Jim or Rum, something like that. We'll have to get every single ingredient. Okay. Okay, you have to pick one or the other. You can't just fucking throw it out behind you for goddamn things. Oh, well, thank you.
00:24:44
Speaker
We're gonna go throw. That is incorrect. Casey, do you got any clue? I'm gonna go with vodka. Baileys. Damn it. And Sambuca. Sambuca? Sambuca? I don't know. I've never fucking heard of Sambuca. Sambuca. Alright, Casey. Yeah, what is that? You could really run away with this one here.
00:25:09
Speaker
PCL 100. This guy doesn't even know the name of our, or what PCL stands for. He's not gonna know this. What is Jake's role in the band? Jesus Christ. This is Jake right here. I'm gonna go with manager. All right, Nikki, you can tie this thing up. What does Jake do in the band? He's the drummer.
00:25:38
Speaker
You guys got to study up. You guys have to study up. He is the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist in our band. Let's give it up for Jake, everybody. Yeah. This is a, this is a nail biter here. No, it's Nikki's turn. Blind date gives us both points every single time.
00:26:02
Speaker
Yeah, they are going to lose, but I never know the answer to this sexy drink recipe. So if Casey doesn't want to answer blind date, if this question is too hard for him, which it's a hundred points is probably not going to be. Um, you could get those points. Okay, fine. Blind date. What's the worst job you've ever had? Probably. Um, I was a Hooters person. No, it's not.
00:26:31
Speaker
But I was like, I was only like 16. I was like the front desk Hooters person. So you had to wear like the not the cute uniform. So it's probably the worst. All right. Well, my turn. Yeah. Your turn. JCPenney fucking folding men's men's laundry. Nice laundry. I didn't know that. All right. Sexy drink recipes.
00:26:56
Speaker
That is the last one. Is it my turn? Yeah, Casey. So is that the one that you want to go for? Or do you want to let Nicky do it? Can I do a compromise instead? What's that? I will forfeit the win if Nicky goes on a date with me. Yes, for a date. I think this is a match made in heaven, guys. All right, I'm going to go with it. Sexy drink. All right, let's do it. Cranberry juice, orange juice, vodka.
00:27:31
Speaker
You got this one what's in this what's in this drink I think I saw schnapps and vodka and I
00:27:49
Speaker
And what? No, that's it. All right, Nikki. A peach. It is tied. What do we do? We've never had a tiebreaker. I got a good ending question. For a tiebreaker? Yeah. Okay. What does PCL stand for? Not the perverted. Wrong answers only. Oh, okay. And the funnier one wins. PCL, what does PCL stand for? They'll take it. Pacific Coast League.
00:28:17
Speaker
Well, yeah, that's what it actually stands for, but it's not that funny. Got any good jokes, Nikki? Do I get to answer this? Yeah. Paps Blue Lovers? Pat, no, no, it's a C, PCL. You were just playing the game. PCL, yeah, Paps. Blue. Blue starts with the beer. Like the beer.
00:28:47
Speaker
It's patched. It's PC.
Casey's Victory and Future Plans
00:28:49
Speaker
Oh, PC. I totally fucked that up. Yeah, it's okay. PC. I don't know. I don't have anything good for that. Casey's right. All right. Well, congratulations, Casey. How do you feel about your prize? You know, it was an easy win. I just, you know, just playing dumb at first.
00:29:13
Speaker
No, it wasn't doing too crazy. I'd like to do this again now. I think it should be like Jeopardy like where the winner gets to keep going until he loses, but that's just my opinion. That's PCLpalooza. Well, not so fast, Mickey. Unfortunately, you agreed to the terms and conditions. So, you're coming with me.
00:29:38
Speaker
I'm so happy to be coming with you. I love aliens. We can live together in your spaceship and... And you're gonna be really disappointed. Good.
00:29:54
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All right, Nicky, better luck next time. And congrats to our winner, Casey Mulligan. Thanks to all of our contestants down here at PCL Palooza, past and future.
Conclusion and Listener Appreciation
00:30:05
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00:30:08
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