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Ep 6 - Jesse Posey Pt 2: Captain Leather
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PCL had some unexpected visitors last week! Jake and Kyle (presumably dead) wrap up their interview with Jesse. The story line takes a turn for the worse when they meet Bullseye and Captain Leather who is probably looking for their_____. Fill in the blank with a review. Want to be on an upcoming show? DM us on instagram @pcl_ca.
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Introduction and Song Lyrics
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Micropods by PCL, presented by Tessitura Productions.
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Won't you wait here and now it's clear? Wipe away your tears. Move on. Enjoy the years.
Podcast Welcome and Song Release Discussion
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Welcome back, everybody, to part two of our conversation with Jesse Posey. You're listening to MicroPods. My name is Kyle McGraw, and I'm sitting here with my good buddy Jake Sperling.
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What's up, Kyle? How you doing? I'm doing good. So Jake and I just released this song last week for your own good featuring the man himself. You could hear him right now right underneath my voice right now at this exact moment. Do us a favor and follow us on Spotify. Add this song to your playlist.
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on apple music or whatever and on spotify we make it real easy for you to find these podcasts um they're on a playlist that we created and yeah you could find all micropod stuff there yeah make sure to subscribe to apple music too pretty much wherever you listen to podcasts give us a five star review and leave us a review
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Absolutely. So Jake and I and Jesse, we did a music video for this song, which you'll be able to find shortly, today, tomorrow, at some point. It's coming up. And I just want to tell everybody that was involved with it. I want to give them a special thanks. John Keller, Jeremy Danger, Bill. Lizzie, Julia, Ariana,
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and Cody McGraw. Cody also produces his podcast so I really want to thank him for the support and the help in getting these productions done.
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Yeah, so you'll be able to find that, find the music video to this on YouTube, it's gonna be living on YouTube. And if you check out our website, it'll be there, make it super simple for you guys to find it.
Jesse Posey on Selena Series Experience
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But anyways, let's get into this conversation with Jesse, part two, MicroPods.
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Now, Selena's dad was pretty intense just throughout the whole season. And at the end of the first season, he kicks you off the tour bus because he finds out that you guys have a thing. He finds out we're smooching. Yeah. Yeah. What's he like off camera? The dad? Yeah. The guy who played him? Yeah. His name is Ricardo. He's a really cool, really cool dude.
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It's funny, everyone who was cast was cast perfectly. My guy is a dude, he's a lover, he loves rock music, that's kind of what I am. The dad, he's a real dad, he lives in San Antonio, and he's kind of old school. He's an old school, he's a really sweet dude, but kind of a hard ass.
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on his kids, so it wasn't like, not his kids, but he wasn't that hard of a role for him to jump into. He did a great job. But he's also like, he's a loose guy. He has fun, he's nice. We had a lot of good talks and good times hanging out with each other.
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Intense actor like that was always the most intimidating person to work with just because I wanted to Do really well, you know, I want I wanted to make sure I was on push on my a game It did. Yeah. Yeah, and so that scene was cool man. We helped we hung out a few times before that went over it if ever I needed any advice on like being emotional or crying like I would go to him and he would always he's been he's been in it for a long time He was in Santa Clarita diet
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Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. If you ever seen that, he was the lead on something for a while, but he's been he's been around. He's like a theater guy. So he gets really intense. Are there any were there any method actors?
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No, no, no. No. I never really thought about the method part of it until I got there. And there were some scenes where I had to be emotional. And so I would find myself taking 10 or 20 minutes with my headphones in and just getting in that space that I never really knew how to do until I got there. But that's about as far as I went. No one really got that intense.
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I mean, I'm sure you learned a lot. Yeah. Was there a point when you were like, I got this part figured out? You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I thought I had it early on. The only struggle was like, there was just other shit going on.
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First, I didn't really feel like I was like a part of the crew. Everyone, they had started filming like three months before I got there, so they all knew each other. They were all best friends and I kind of came in like the new guy. You weren't there right away because... Because my career doesn't come into life. So they were all like, they all knew each other. They already had like stories and like just all this shit and I kind of felt like an outsider.
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Not because of them, they all welcomed me and they're all real sweet. But I just, I don't know, I just had a lot of doubt, like whether I should be there or not. But there were only like two or three real heavy hitters on the show. And the rest of everyone else was kind of like me, like kind of didn't have much under their belt. And so I felt comfortable knowing that I wasn't like up there with DiCaprio and Rob De Niro and Meryl Streep. I didn't have that much pressure. But like the second time around when we came back after COVID, I got really, really tight with everybody. I felt really comfortable. I was comfortable just being me.
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And I felt like I was doing a good enough job, and then I kind of expanded with my character and just felt like I could kind of do my own thing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's good. That's a good feeling. Yeah. You still talk to him?
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Here and there, everyone's lives kind of changed. Like two dudes had a baby, like right after we came home from the second part. Christian, the girl who played Selena, is working on The Walking Dead in Atlanta, so she's kind of distant from everybody just because she's really busy. But there's a few guys that I hit up every once in a while, a few friends who weren't in the cast that I still talk to a lot from Mexico.
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How many people in the cast are actually musicians and doing stuff? I know one of the guys is, right? The brother? Isn't he a musician? Well, there's a student named Carlos who played one of the keyboard players. Oh, maybe that's who I'm thinking of. Fucking knows every instrument. If he didn't know an instrument, he'd learn it in five minutes. Wow. And then Julio, the dude who played Pete, he was like a backup singer.
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The guy with the mullet? The mullet, yeah. He's really good at me. He can sing, play guitar. And then Christian knows, Christian can sing, but we all learned. We all had to learn our instruments. Whatever instrument we were playing, we are now, or at that time, we were good at them. No, I totally feel that, dude. I haven't fucking played guitar in so long. Really? Yeah, I'm just fucking producing. We're just finishing
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like our entire album up. So we're doing like all the fucking, we're doing this podcast right now when I should be practicing songs, but the podcast is great. Yeah, it's fun. I like, I like doing it. I think it's a, I think it's a good, a good asset to have.
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Absolutely. I think it's fun, dude. They're just they're just fun to do fun. And these are like conversations that we have just normally, you know, maybe a little bit more in depth on certain things. We're not like, you know, we're letting each other finish what we're saying. And yeah. Oh, fucking you wanted to know the story about.
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how For Your Own Good made it into the show. So there was a scene coming up towards the end of our filming where I wasn't supposed to be playing any Selena songs. All it was was just me in my garage jamming out to some rock songs. My character was wanting to play more of his style, which was rock. And so there's just a couple scenes of me
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playing rock songs. One scene where the dad walks in on me playing, because we live next door to her parents. Right. I remember that scene. Yeah. Dad walks in, opens up the garage, and he's trying to be like cordial with me. I think his wife sent him in to talk to me because we weren't on good terms or some shit.
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So I'm playing, it's like this real awkward moment where I'm playing loud and he walks in and stares at me and I stare back at him and then like he kind of opens up to me. And then the next part, and so I had to learn this thing that they had me learn. It was just some like rock riffs. And then the second one was me playing and Selena walks in and we have a cute little moment. But for that second one,
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I had to learn these two songs that they gave me, but one night I was sitting in my condo, which is right next door to the dads. He would hang out with one of the directors a lot. She would come over. They're both theater people, so they would just talk a lot. And she was over one night, and I was playing. I think the next day I was supposed to go play this song, and I was playing all my guitar for your own good. That's kind of all I know how to play guitar.
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So I was playing it and singing it and I was just like kind of, I had learned, they had given me singing lessons on the set because I had to sing to some song. So I was singing, I was playing and then I walked outside to smoke a cigarette and the director was just leaving and she says, Jesse, what was that song you were playing? It made me cry. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's just something that my band wrote.
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And she gave me this stern look.
Diverse Roles and Method Acting
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She was like, okay, okay. I was like, all right, whatever. And then she just walked back up to her place. And the next day I did the first one, and then I think later on the day or the next day I went into play that second one I was supposed to do that I had just learned. And she came to me, she said, hey, I know you're supposed to play some rock song or whatever, but I want you to play what you were playing the other night. Can you do that?
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And I said, yeah, sure. But those were chords. Yeah, those are chords. And this other song I was supposed to play was to be just me picking because we were about to have this real like nice sweet swing scene between me and Selena. And she was like, yeah, but I don't want it to be like Thrasher. I want it to be like, you know, I want you to pick the pick the chords. And I was like, okay, I can do that. And so I didn't. So I played the how's it go?
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But I slowed it down a lot and And I wasn't sure yet because they had they the dude I was telling you about the keyboard player who knows all the music They had him on standby just in case I couldn't do it they always had they always had him on standby just in case I couldn't play a song and So he was there and I did it. She said that was great. Now. We're just gonna get some inserts of Carlos I was like, oh shit. Maybe they're not gonna put it in
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Whatever fuck it and I go back and watch it and Before you can even see me you can hear me playing from inside the garage and it's for your own good No, it was so fucking what episode number it was Seven episode seven towards the end and it's followed by this really great Shot of like Selena and Chris kissing But it's the way it was done. It was beautiful. So it's really crispy me. Yeah, I try to refer to it's not
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That's how that's how we actors do we don't talk in the third person we talk about our character I think that's what I picked up while I was over there, so you're not a method actor is what you're saying not yet You want to be I don't know dude like what it like Jim Carrey I guess I was though because that's fucking
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That was just me, that was pretty much just me with long hair. That was fun and all, but I would love to do other shit, like play a pirate or a fucking cowboy or like a cowboy or some shit or something. But just play someone that's not like you? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because then it just gets like, it's not so much acting, I don't know. Unless you have to be emotional, unless you have to cry, because I don't cry. So I watched the whole series and then I kind of...
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research the family history and what happened. Did any of the family members come on set or to talk to you guys? The dad, the brother, and the sister were pretty involved, mostly the sister and the dad. They never came on set. They were supposed to, but then COVID happened. But we had a few Zoom meetings with them, and they just got to know us. Because I know there was just this lawsuit that just got resolved with Chris. Yeah.
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and the dad yeah about something that i guess chris was doing yeah it was about the documentary about or book i don't remember what it was just wrote a book which i read before i i started filming it's a great book it's just like his side of everything which is kind of as close as you get to selena side since there is no selena side since we can't hear her story
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And since he was the closest one to her, that was what I thought to be the closest to the story as it could have gone. And it was a great book, but I don't know the whole story. I think maybe he wanted to make a TV show out of it. And maybe the family didn't want it.
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No, that's what I thought this was about with this TV show. It was something that I think he wanted to do a while ago that just kind of didn't pan out. But okay, it would be great. I mean, it would be cool because it's you know, his story is great. His story is really, really cool. I know there was a movie with Jennifer Lopez in the 90s, I believe. Yeah. Selena died in 94. Yeah. And then this movie came out. They started filming, I think within a year after she passed. Wow, that's quick. I know. Um,
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But yeah, from what I've heard, the lawsuit has been resolved, which is cool. I don't know how their relationships are, but I guess it's the first step towards, because there's always been this animosity towards them with Chris and the family, which is really unfortunate because it was just such a great,
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Story a great love story a great story about music and you'd hate for it to be tainted in any way Which I don't think it is but it's been told before yeah with JLo's Mm-hmm like when she played it was but is that not a was that not as big as a thing as it no because they're the the the Whatever problems that Chris and the family had I don't think that had happened yet because Chris was pretty involved in the movie He was on set
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because they were still like a family, all of them, because it had just happened. But I think some things have happened, like in the later years, that kind of drew some distance between them. I really am not too sure. I saw something about, you know, Chris posting about
Songwriting and Musical Process
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the TV show or about the Netflix show. And he like posted something about you.
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Did you get in contact with him? Have you talked to him before? Not before that, no. The producers, I guess they just wanted us to do research on our own and not really take anything from the real people. All of us, not just me, but all of us. And so we just said, okay, we'll just kind of learn this shit on our own. But since this came out, Chris and I have spoke.
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And we talk sometimes, like you'll hit me up, I'll hit him up, and we'll just talk music, talk about life, whatever's going on. And it's cool, it's really cool to talk to him. Yeah, it's dope. He's a really cool dude.
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All right, do you want to do you want to get into talking about for your own good a little bit more? Yeah, new songs to be released tomorrow. Just like the whole process behind it. I do remember us. I mean, obviously like recording at Mike Powell's place. I remember talking to Rob and being like.
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Uh, you know, I actually remember us being in his garage and he's like, yo, I got this sick riff. Like let's play it. And yeah, it was fucking dope. Like as soon as like he played that melody, I was just like, it's what I look for in music. You know, the, the type of music that just like gets you to like feel something like anything. Right. And, uh, it was just, what was that? Like a door open. Oh,
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Hi, Lizzle. Are we out of beer? No. I could go get it. Just say, hey, can you please get me more beer? Well, no, come here real quick. That's the weirdest way anyone's ever asked me for something. I could go get it.
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Anyways, yeah, I remember being in Rob's garage writing this song and then we're sitting in my car running the lyrics
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But what for your own good? Yeah, because he would like playing. Won't you wait here? Whatever. We're going to take that out. But yeah, he would be singing that like main theme or whatever. And then, yeah, we're just.
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Working on, like, the verses and stuff. It's a fucking... It's a cool song. It's a beautiful song, dude. It's, uh... Even Melancholy, too. Those... Those two... I feel like those two songs are, like, a part one and part two of each other. Yeah. They both kind of, like... Which one's part one? The one that's getting... You're all good? I... Uh, let's see. The one that's done? Yeah, the one that comes out first. Um, I don't know. They're both... They're both... I think I wrote them both... Did Rob write for your own good lyrics? I know I wrote the chunk of it.
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did he i mean i don't i i just remember him doing like the the beginning part i remember writing the verse that like that jake sing that jake sings now um um yeah but i wrote that i wrote i wrote that one about
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You didn't ask me what I wrote about. No, that was I actually want to ask you about that because I don't know what it's about. Really? Yeah. I mean, honestly, like, could you not not be like not being like rude or anything. I have no like input on this song. Like I was never even part of it.
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because i mean like so i remember like we went we went to sound studios we were going to play this song jake lyrics were already done no no no like i'm just saying like like we had this song done just going i'm gonna go and then um like all i was doing was just following along right yeah it was because like i because i really
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I wasn't like a musician like the only thing I knew like on the bass was the ten blink songs like we were going into the studio to play and then like we like we had this song and like just from what I kind of knew from learning those blink songs I kind of applied to this and Kyle was playing these these four chords I'm like okay like I can do that too then or whatever it was and that's
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That's all you know about it. That's literally it. No, like only input I had on it. But when we redid it, I kind of put some more of my input on it, which was which was cool. Yeah, which was cool, which which made me like it a little bit more.
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And like even even with melancholy I like I I remember starting that song like the very first day like we're going to write a new song like all of us and like I went into logic and we're in Kyle's room when I clicked record and all I did like I set the tempo and I played just the baseline of this.
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Just basic baseline. And then Rob came in. It's like, oh, that's really cool. Like I'm going to do that. We have to down or whatever the heck it was. But then like we actually finished the song because we remember we played our that first show at the canyon. Yeah. And I think I went to I went on vacation. I went with my grandma to visit my cousin in Charleston. Yeah. And like I came back and I was like, we redid the base part.
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and completely changed it. So I'm like, okay. And then again, I'm like, I'm out again. I've got nothing to do with the song. I didn't write the lyrics. I didn't have any input on the lyrics or whatever. So I got something. I just didn't have any input or anything or any feelings toward these songs. But when we came back to write or write to redo everything,
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It was actually really cool because I actually had, as I grew as a musician, I wanted to go back and redo these songs and put my input. I'm sure you didn't want to do that anyways. I remember you were on your own. You knew how to record before any of us.
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Right and you like a lot besides Kyle. Yeah, but you did all that kind of on your own and I remember you came back and you were like Way better at everything at writing and singing and playing and so I'm sure if you did have any input on that before you probably would have want to come back and change it again cuz you better ideas right cuz like I listened to it I'm like
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Would have done something a little bit different there. No like it would like which is why I'm drastically I'm glad for your own good took that long because we all came up with better shit, right? right like with like acoustic part at the end and then That the the done done done done done done done done And then it goes into that that kind of like old band stop where you're just singing like as Steven if I try and then full being kind of kicks away like that that was what I
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You brought. I suggested, but Kyle kind of took that and just made it 100 times better. Is that my cue? That was your cue. Oh, are you back? Oh, I'm back. I didn't even know you left. No, I don't even know. I was just listening. We were just talking a little bit of shit about you. A little bit of shit. Like when we wrote Melancholy. I don't have any say in any of these songs. It's just Jay, tell me what I need to do. Yeah. What am I supposed to do? You're like, do this. Just be there. Just wake up. Wake up before noon.
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All right, well, what about the recording process? Oh, for your own good? Yeah, that shit was pretty fucking fun. You mean the last time around? Well, it was a lot of fun. Yes, the entire thing. Not just the drums. Well, what about when we're doing it? Or why did we even come back to do it? That's what we were going to ask you. So one night, I was hanging out with a friend. We were playing poker. It was like five in the morning. You got a sad hand job?
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No, it wasn't sad at all. But no, he and I were chilling. Was it by him? Yeah, but it was a good one. His name is Joe. He's got a beard. We were hanging out and it was just one of those nights where we were just kind of talking a lot. I was looking through all this music on my phone, then I went to my files and I found the old for your own good. I was like, whoa, this is crazy.
00:23:22
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I played it for him, and he was like, yeah, dude, that's really good. And then I was like, you know what? Fuck this shit, man. I hadn't seen you guys in a while. And I was like, you know what, man? Fuck it. The song's too good to not be done right and to not be out there. Let's fucking let's get together and just do this one song. And if it goes anywhere, it goes somewhere. If it doesn't, whatever. You guys are all down. And I think within a few weeks, we started coming back.
00:23:47
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And then, yeah, when I came back in here, you guys were fucking so much. I mean, you guys were good at recording before, but like you you just had it down. We had our I think when when you came in, the whole song was done. So like the whole like the structure of the song was done. Well, while while you were, you know, doing Selena, we were fucking figuring this shit out. Yeah, and you did. We found we found our process. You're like, yeah, let's do it right this time. And we're like,
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You know what? We can do it right this time. And it's not that we did it wrong before, but we were just starting out. We didn't know much. It's all trial and error. So we aired, and then we figured it out, or you guys figured it out, and then we came in, everyone was just ready to go. And then, yeah, when I got here, you guys were just way more, like, mechanically sound and...
00:24:32
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and professional and you had better equipment. I was way more pumped to do it this time. We had fun and it didn't take long to get takes down. We would do one or two takes and they'd be right. Boom, done. Yeah. That made it a lot more fun. I think my favorite part, which is also just nobody really knows where I'm going with it until we get back in and then listen to
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The idea that like I had and I'm like, okay, well, this is what I wanted to do with it But like all the layers and shit. Yeah, I read for the vocals I really I really learned the term trust the process while we were doing all this because because you would do this shit that I didn't understand and I didn't know where you're going and then you would just tell me to trust it you just Try it ten minutes later, you'd have this beautiful thing down and I'd be like, all right, fuck and I trust it,
Song Release Celebration and Support
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you know and
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It was, dude, it was fucking fun, you know, getting that the original, the original five to PCL back together. Well, not the original. You're leaving out one guy. Lars. Lars. Well, no, that was Lars' layer, though. Oh, yeah, I guess that wasn't really PCL. But, yeah, no, we had we had everybody. We had everybody in and it was a lot of fun.
00:25:48
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And wherever it's at right now, it's just just where it is. You know, we're all doing our own thing. I wanted to like before we close this, since everyone's going to hear this song tomorrow, it's too late to pre-save if you haven't pre-saved it yet. And what the fuck are you doing listening to this? You're probably not. You're probably not listening to this. But you're going to have to now. Yeah, you're going to have to because I am going to play this shit.
00:26:18
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This is this is my first time really hearing it all done. I think so. You might have heard it. I heard a version a little like a few days ago, but it was probably probably the same one. No, no, no, no, really. No, I didn't. I have not gone on the website and listen to it because I don't I don't have the really because it's been getting 75 plays for some reason every single day. Hmm. I wonder who that is. It's probably Lizzie Lizzie. What, downstairs?
00:26:50
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That always happens to me. I get distracted by food. What was your favorite song that we all did? What a girl wants. I think Indu Time. Really? I love that one. So a funny story about Indu Time. It's this really cool song where in the breakdown I had this crazy scream and at a few of our local shows we'd play, we always had this same group of girls that would come. And nobody knew them. I don't know how they knew us, but they were just these chicks.
00:27:20
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fans or the fans, you know, and they would come and they would come and watch. And I remember like they would they would always be the three in the front row, just like their eyes locked on us. You mean you all gooey eyed and or Rob, they're looking at Rob, Rob and this one song we wrote, we added this huge scream in the middle. And I remember I just fucking.
00:27:38
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Belted with my eyes closed so hard and when I opened them they looked at me like I just fucking murdered somebody It was like this really just fucking popped a hemorrhoid. Yeah, it was just like the scariest look I've ever seen anyone's face That was fun We we I think the last song we ever all played together live with me there was Adam song and that was oh my god I remember that I was so pissed off that night. Which night was that was that when we got cut off early? Oh
00:28:03
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Yeah, cuz we were cuz we were gonna play plot to bomb the panhandle. I was so excited for that but the cool thing about it was We play it Adam song like frickin perfect so good. It was so good But it was the worst song to end cuz it was so boring. I fucking I think it's like almost sad we're leaving. Well, yeah, it was like but goodbye
00:28:28
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I love playing that one. Well, thanks for taking the time to be here, Jesse. Yeah, dude. Thank you guys for having me. We had a fucking blast doing this entire song with you. Yeah. Again, the right way. Fuck yeah. And the wrong way. Yeah. Had a blast then, too. Absolutely. We just want to close this podcast by asking, what's next for you? What do you got going? For now, just still auditioning, trying to get roles.
00:28:55
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kind of in and out of talks of some projects that may come up soon. Nothing's set in stone right now, but there's definitely something on the horizon. Not sure yet, but... Where can people follow you and follow your journey? Instagram. I do have one of them Instagrams. It's at jpos, P-O-S-E, 1-3, at hotmail.com.
Social Media Promotion and Podcast Engagement
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But that's it. At AWOL.com. That's all I got.
00:29:21
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Thanks again to you and everyone and everyone listening and make sure to follow us on Instagram at PCL underscore CA and Follow us on Spotify and Apple music and subscribe to this podcast wherever you get your podcast. It's free Give us five stars and leave us a good review. Yeah, make sure to check out our website www.pclbanca.com Kyle let's fucking listen that song again
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Let's do it. Hey, Jesse. Thanks for being on, man. Oh yeah. Thanks, Jesse.
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Great fucking podcast, dudes. Thank you so much for having me on. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, no problem, man. It was a lot of fun. Yeah, I just love your whole setup, and it's really cool. The lights, this whole board you got here. I can't take my eyes off this big red button here. What does that do? Yeah, just don't touch that button. I'm gonna press it. I'm gonna press it. Can I press it? I'm gonna press it. I'm gonna fucking press it. I'm gonna fucking press it. I'm pressing it right now, guys. Go! Go!
00:30:43
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Oh my god! Oh my god!
Time-Travel Skit to the Wild West
00:31:13
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Kyle, why is it so dusty out here? Dude. I don't know, you fucking smell that? It smells like cow shit. Did you just fucking put your hand in a pile of cow shit? Oh god. Where the fuck are we, dude? Is that a saloon? Who's coming through that door right there? Are we in Palmdale? This isn't good. Is that... Is that Jesse? Jesse Posey? We were just talking to him. How could he be here?
00:31:44
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Hey Jesse I Don't know this Jesse character name's bullseye No, you're you're Jesse. This is my town boy What are you two doing in it? You just press the button in our studio, I don't know nothing about no buttons, but what I do know is
00:32:08
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is that this town ain't big enough for the three of us. What the fuck are you talking about? The only way we can... Listen to me. The only way we can solve this is a draw. Draw? We don't have any guns. Check your pockets. These guns, where did we get these outfits from, bro? Well, it looks like you boys are ready for a draw. We both got revolvers. A classic Mexican standoff? Yeah, well, I guess. Just a standoff. Okay.
00:32:38
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Okay, guy. Now listen, it's gonna be on the count of three. Is it gonna be like one, two, three, go? Or one, two... Boy, don't you lie to count!
00:32:49
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One, two, three, point your gun, and let it rip. Okay, so one, two, three, point your gun, then shoot. I'm not ready to die. Sounds like you boys are ready to die. Dude, who the fuck is this guy? I thought this was Jesse, dude. What the fuck is he thinking, man? Name's Jesse. Name's Bullseye. No, you're Jesse. Kyle, I don't think he's gonna do it. I think he's just messing with us. Here we go, boys. How did you end up in that saloon? On the count of three. No. No. One. No. Two. Check this out here. Three.
00:33:25
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00:33:55
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What are you two scattywags doing here? Jesse? I hoist the sails! We got a storm up ruin! Yeah, this is all your fault, man. You fucking clicked the button, now we're just traveling through time? I don't know nothing about no button. You just- All I know- Listen! All I know is hoisting sails.
00:34:12
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banging hookers and drinking rum. If you boys aren't a part of that, then you can just walk the plank. Where's the rum? Where's the rum? You just shot us in Palmdale. Honestly, I think the rum is gone. But the hookers are of a plenty. And they're coming out at dawn. Well, we're down for that. What do we got to do? You got to hoist the sails, mateys. Oh, we don't know how to do that. We don't know how to do that. What? Two scallywags on the poop deck don't know nothing about no sails? Hey, boys!
00:34:40
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Roll out the plank for these two soggy dogs. Off to the plank with ya. Come on boys, follow me. If you don't walk the plank, I'm chopping you in bits, feeding you the fish. It's my lucky sword.
00:34:56
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Poke me in the ass. All right boys. That wasn't the sword. Walk the- It wasn't my sword, but I got a sword. It's sharp. Big long. Now, walk the plank. No, take him first. I don't care who's first. You two boys are getting wet tonight, and I ain't talking-
00:35:19
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Okay, I'll go I'll go Jesse I'll go He's he's not he's just kidding the name is captain leather Okay, okay Okay
00:35:41
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We'll jump off for you boys. Come watch gather round. These two soggy dogs are walking our black Off be with you All right All right, we'll jump Micro pods by PCL