Introductions and Lighthearted Banter
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Chris
Welcome back to another episode of the Mythic Draft Podcast. I'm Chris.
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Chris
And Ron is full of road rage.
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yo
Yeah. ah You know, I'm not full of rude rage. it's It's fine.
Road Rage and Traffic Etiquette
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yo
It's just... Get out of my f freaking way.
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yo
If you're not going to hit the accelerator and at least do the speed limit, be in the right-hand lane, for God's sakes, people.
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yo
Have a little bit of self-awareness in your life.
Geography and Boundaries of Western Maryland
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Chris
ridiculous. The people that just, they get in that left lane. And then i'll I'll sometimes, I'll get in the left lane to pass somebody, and then somebody comes flying up after that, you know, and I'm like, I'm trying to get over to the right.
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Chris
Give me time to get to the right. Yeah.
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yo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. let's It's bonkers. It's bonkers out there in world.
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yo
was so nice not having to drive at all this week. Yep.
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yo
It's out there in the beautiful western parts of Maryland.
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yo
What call it? white is what where Where's the line for Western Maryland? That's
Inside the Fire Department: Call Volumes and Staffing
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Chris
I mean, you're in the Midwest.
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Chris
um Yeah, I mean, is it like Allegheny?
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yo
Well, Galgany's clearly Western Maryland, right?
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Chris
You got Garrett Allegheny, Washington.
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yo
So those are all clearly West.
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yo
This question becomes, does Frederick count?
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Chris
Yeah, I, as part of it, maybe.
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yo
I mean, it's a pretty empty county outside of, like, Frederick itself.
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Chris
Yep. Plenty of Fred next.
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yo
was... I didn't know that was a thing.
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yo
Fred and I could learn that this week. The department... you know just I was sitting around talking to the guys from the department, and he was like, yeah, you know,
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yo
We run like 30 to 35,000 calls a year. I'm like, in like the city? He's like, no, the whole county.
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yo
And I'm like, how many people do you have working here? ah Like 600? No, it's 600 plus.
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Chris
585. oh my god, it's up to six. Jeez.
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yo
Yeah. And I'm like, we run half the calls you do with a sixth of the personnel.
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yo
And look look, I mean, they've got to cover.
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Chris
i mean, geography changes a little bit, but.
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yo
Right. They've got to cover the county and there's a lot of places they have to put pieces, but shoo So i was like, man.
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Chris
yeah but they also have a staffing captain
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yo
They have a staffing captain. That is a pretty, i don't know if it's a sweet gig. it would I was telling i just tell my wife on the way home, was like, it'd be a great gig if you were like, I just want to ride out my pension.
Adventures in Navigation and Plumbing Mishaps
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yo
I'll do the, hey, chief of the Salisbury Fire Department, if you want to make me the staffing lieutenant and let me go in the drop for seven years, I'll do that.
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Chris
all right i'll bring that up monday
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yo
right I'll work from home, I'll take care of all your staffing problems, and I'll just keep collecting my pension.
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yo
But it is crazy the amount of admin staff they have.
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Chris
Yeah. Yeah. They are definitely. I don't know. It's not really top heavy. It's non-operational heavy.
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yo
Yeah, yeah. Because ah every time like somebody would come in, they'd be like, oh, I'm so-and-so. I work in this office. I'm like, well, who actually works in at a station?
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yo
Nobody in here is working in a station. The one guy is a captain. He just got promoted to... and don't know if he just got promoted captain, but he just like moved to the safety office. He's like, wow, I was in the fire marshal's office. I was in prevention. I was in buh blah, blah, blah. I'm like, well, when were you a firefighter?
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Chris
back in 2005. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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yo
Right. It's crazy... it's a crazy It's a crazy world out there, I guess.
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yo
And i you know I get it. They got stuff to do. But they have day work. They have a state ah a safety chief and two safety captains.
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yo
And then they have a night shift, like a captain per the night shift for so for safety.
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yo
Yeah, like we could, like our department could definitely benefit from some of those upstaff positions. But then i I have the fear that those upstaff positions, just they they just blossom and grow into more and more people.
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yo
you know Instead of like, ah wait, operations guys, we got to take care of that.
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Chris
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'd like to see the shifts even out and then get to the point where you've got four on an engine and five on a truck.
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yo
Right, that would be nice. Yeah, yeah.
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yo
but and it yeah yeah And they were on the opposite scale that the other the guy i was partnering up with all week was from Cumberland. And he was like, yeah, we like we run three on an engine and two on a truck.
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yo
Oof. And how many calls do you guys run?
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Chris
yeah we Yeah, we like to do the John Wayne of firefighting.
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yo
I mean, we talked about that a lot, him and I. He was like, Yeah, if we get a fire, like, the ambulance comes and upstaffs the piece. I'm like, you can't count on that.
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Chris
I remember we used to do that.
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yo
we We did it for many years.
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yo
We did a lot of things for many years that I'm not sure we could have done.
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Chris
Well, yeah, yeah, it doesn't make it right, but...
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yo
It's so hard. And he was like, yeah, and the mayor and the city are like
Preserving Historical Firehouses and Infrastructure Challenges
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yo
super on our board with us. I'm like yeah, of course they are, because you guys are like a steal for them.
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yo
you're you're You're doing what Salisbury has always done. We make do.
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yo
It's a problem in the fire service.
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Chris
It is. it is. so it's funny you talk about driving. I thought of you the other day driving.
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Chris
Well, ne so I had a appointment up in Bel Air, which I don't know for some reason.
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Chris
I, in my mind, Bel Air was in PG County.
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yo
No, my ladder's almost my house.
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Chris
Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, type it into the map and it has me going across the Bay Bridge and up. i was like, okay. Get on the appointment, go to leave.
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Chris
And it was like, it's quicker to go you know up into Delaware and down. was like, oh, that makes sense. I totally get it.
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Chris
It took me through Georgetown.
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yo
Yeah, I don't know why, but Google thinks that that's faster.
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Chris
I was like, what the hell?
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Chris
Yeah, because I was like i was cruising down Route 1. I was like, wait second, shouldn't I get off on 13? No, the map tells me not to, so I'm just going along. And I'm like...
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yo
Yeah, somebody must have, some captain from Salisbury Fire Bar must have paid Google some money.
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Chris
Yeah, I was just like, what the hell? I guess all roads do lead through Georgetown.
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yo
It's a... I don't know where that comes from, but it's...
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Chris
And there's nowhere to eat.
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yo
No. well I mean, once you pass Newark, yeah, there's nothing. there Yeah.
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Chris
yeah yeah that was nothing
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yo
yeah yeah You got Newark, and then if you want to brave Dover...
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Chris
yeah know yep yeah yeah it's like going through the eastern shore of virginia there's nothing yeah no
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yo
But you have to get off, like you know you can't... yeah it Yeah, it is a problem. I have that problem all the time, like, I'm hungry, but there's not going any food for the next 60 miles. Unless I'd like to... Yeah, unless I'd like to go to a Rofo.
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yo
Yeah, yeah. It was... It's nuts. You're...
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Chris
yeah it's always nice to drive almost three hours for 15 minute appointment if that doctor had said oh we could have done this over zoom i would have punched him but yeah
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yo
Right. Yeah. Yeah. That is the problem with Maryland. Your state's too big.
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yo
Well, it is because like what happens is because of Maryland-ness, the Eastern shore, like, oh, well, the specialists are on the, on the, there's no specialists the Eastern shore. Well, you could have gone to
Maryland's Geography and Access Issues
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yo
Right? But because of the way Maryland works, it's like, no, no, no, you have to go into Baltimore.
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yo
It's like, well, Baltimore's not convenient for anyone.
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Chris
um Even the people that live in Baltimore, it's not convenient for them.
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yo
You know, I think of the...
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yo
But think of like a poor sucker who works, let's say you get hurt on a job in Garrett County as a firefighter, and they're like, you need to go to Baltimore for your follow-ups.
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yo
It's like a four-hour drive.
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yo
and and it's not like you're taking the train it's it's rough we we screwed up we should have kept all states the size of Delaware PA is the same way PA is ridiculously big is it yeah yeah
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Chris
Yeah. Well, oh yeah, yeah. I mean, that's it like California. Going from the southern point of California to the north, that's ridiculous.
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yo
it's bigger than England right it's like this is crazy
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Chris
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, hopefully when this hurricane comes through next week, we will now have the Delmarva Island and we could just make it a state.
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yo
Wait, we supposed to get a hurricane next week? We're not supposed to get a hurricane next week.
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Chris
Yeah, yeah, we are.
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Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Because right now there's two of them. They're like side by side. And the one is supposed to go like north and to the east, like more out to Atlantic.
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Chris
But the one track of the one that's building right now, it has it going up the Chesapeake Bay, crossing the peninsula at like Dover and then wrapping back around into Worcester County.
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yo
Cancel our trip. Yeah,
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yo
we're supposed to go to the beach this week for, you know, our anniversary, which is why we're recording today because I'm supposed to be gone all week.
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Chris
Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. oh I mean, it might, it's a weather prediction.
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yo
Yeah, but how hypocritical or am I if I'm like, I tell people all the time to follow the weather warnings and to not go into it I already got this book plan. Let's go.
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yo
You know, that feels a little hypocritical.
High School Memories: Dances and Football
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yo
i my and don't have to I don't have the heart to tell my wife that.
00:11:00
Chris
just keep an eye on it yeah yeah yeah i see we haven't gotten much rain yeah yeah
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yo
She's already mad because she's been trying to work on her 12 foot skeleton display and it's been raining every day. I'm like, it's September? It rains regularly?
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yo
No, it's been like spotty rain mostly, nothing like heavy. But apparently we're getting.
00:11:22
Chris
Although it was heavy enough the other night to show that I have a leak in my roof.
00:11:30
yo
Time to shell out $30,000 for a new roof.
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yo
It's gonna do a repair?
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Chris
We're going get a new roof, but the quote is well under that.
00:11:41
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. I was amazed.
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yo
Some guy you just picked up on the side of the road.
00:11:48
Chris
see see roof roof no foil hey he said that it's um i said it's i think it's like a french thing it's flexiale no no yeah yeah
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yo
You don't need shingles. Aluminum foil. Everybody uses aluminum foil these days.
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yo
Saran wrap. It's that's Italian. Saran wrap.
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Chris
about yeah yeah this guy's talking well my wife was here for the inspection or whatever and Luckily, the leak is in my garage, so it's not in a dwelling spot. But he left this yeah know booklet of all the things. And one thing, it's like, oh, yeah, that's a we use the Tiger Paul underlayment. I'm like, what the hell is this? I'm looking. I'm like, OK. And it's like, or you could upgrade to, i don't know, Dragonfire. I'm like, ooh.
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Chris
I'm reading it. It's like, oh, yeah, it gives the workers a better footing while they're working on the roof. I was like, eh.
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Chris
I am not shelling out an extra thousand dollars so they can have an easier job.
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yo
Yeah, that's not my it's my problem. That sounds like a you problem there, Hot Rod.
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yo
Yeah, you guys take care that.
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yo
Your insurance covers they fall off the roof, not mine.
The Batman Chronicles: Movie Critiques
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Chris
Yeah. And then my darling wife, what color shingles should we get? Woman, I don't know. don't do colors.
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yo
I guess there are two colors. I guess there are technically three colors. Anybody it gets green shingles, you're a monster. Your house looks like ass.
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Chris
Oh, there was green, blue, red,
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Chris
tan There were like three shades of tan, about 75 different shades of gray. um Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't Yeah, I was like, yo, oh, there's pewter.
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Chris
That's a gray. And she's like, very good.
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Chris
it's like, yeah, we got gray shingles now.
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Chris
We walk outside. No, ours have like a little tan in them or something. was like, well, we're getting gray.
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yo
Good. like it Make a strong decision.
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Chris
Yeah. Golly. today I just. Yeah. yeah
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yo
Speaking of colors, I haven't heard is the Station 1 kitchen operational yet? Supposed to be done today, right? Oh no. Oh no.
00:14:06
Chris
Yeah. The plumbers were there today and the crew. sitting out there and all of a sudden the one plumber ran out and drenched and the other plumber came out and said do you guys have a squeegee yeah they burst a pipe
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yo
they were so They just had to hook up the... Everything was already done.
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Chris
Yep, so ah there are dehumidifiers and fans in the kitchen right now.
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Chris
And the subconracctor the contractor will be out tomorrow to check the cabinets for damage.
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yo
my God, how... You just had to screw things in.
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Chris
yeah was like There was a quarter inch, I think, of water they said on the floor.
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yo
This project is cursed.
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yo
This project is cursed.
00:15:01
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Well, and the lieutenant today is called. He's you got to get out here. I'm like, what am I going to do?
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Chris
said, just take some pictures and send it to me. Okay. i guess that makes sense. Yeah.
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yo
Yeah. You're out there like Moses, part the seas.
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Chris
He's like, oh, we got it. Yeah. We got it cleaned up now. was like, okay, we'll just put a fan in there until, you know, and the contractor contacted ServPro. So, yeah.
00:15:33
yo
I love that lieutenant buddy.
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yo
Boy, he's too wrapped up in it.
00:15:43
yo
ah So this is an aside that only really applies to the Smallsbury Fire Department.
00:15:47
yo
No, no, no. So downtown Frederick, I've never been to downtown Frederick, or at least that I remember.
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yo
So yesterday, my brother came down, we walked around downtown Frederick. was like, oh my God, that's a cool little town. It's all super historic.
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yo
And then I saw their firehouses. I'm like, oh, those are like old school firehouses from like the 20s and 30s. They're also old buildings. And I went in this morning and i said,
00:16:12
yo
Don't ever allow them to tear down your buildings. Keep those firehouses until they absolutely fall down because it will gut your fire department as soon as you lose that that building.
00:16:24
yo
And they're like they're like, what? I'm like, let me tell you. Let me tell you about story about Salisbury Station 16 and how it changed forever how our department operates.
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yo
It was like they had... Frederick has like this river walk that goes through it. its It's a creek. It's not a river. let's be
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yo
It's a creek walk at the best. and yeah They had like little vents and like bands and they had like an open container area and the firehouse.
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yo
It was a block away. The door was open. guy was sitting outside. I'm like, yeah.
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Chris
That used to be so nice.
00:16:59
yo
that's but That's what it should be.
00:17:04
yo
It was nice to be At 16 with the doors up, people walking by.
00:17:10
yo
now guess Station 1 will have that soon with the library being open maybe.
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Chris
yeah yeah That might draw some people.
00:17:19
Chris
Between that and that new development that they're going to put on the right side of the road as you go north on Beaglin.
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yo
On the curve. yeah but yeah I told him, I was like, don't ever lose those buildings. They're so...
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yo
you You might think this is the you know a piece of crap this building, living the crappy life, and then the moment it's gone, you're like, oh, we missed those.
00:17:43
yo
And it changes you. It does.
00:17:44
Chris
It does, yeah. Yeah.
00:17:48
yo
so I think my brother and i said, I told brother, I was like, that's the dumbest thing the Salisbury Fire Department did was give up that building.
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yo
And it should be taken back, put an engine in that station, and run the downtown.
00:18:01
Chris
Yeah. So it's funny you say that. And if we were talking today on A-Shift and somebody brought up the same thing. And I said, yeah, funny thing is I was working on something the other day and I was like, you know, people trying to use AI to like guide some things. I was like, hey, you know, AI, what will, you Salisbury look like in the next five to ten years and its impact on fire and EMS.
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Chris
I said, well, with the colleges or the universities continued expansion, the hospitals, you far reaching areas and the downtown push should really think about relocating a station to the downtown area.
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Chris
It's like, son of a bitch!
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yo
They're not even using the building right now, right? It's just
Exploring the DC Universe and Streaming Services
00:18:48
yo
because they moved everything back to the GOB?
00:18:50
Chris
No, no, no. they They're still all in there.
00:18:53
yo
Well, maybe we we fumigate the building, get all them out, and we get our building back.
00:18:53
Chris
No, it's just the council went back to the GOB.
00:19:01
yo
It still says fire headquarters on the top.
00:19:01
Chris
We were. yeah yeah. Yeah. We were there for, don't know, something the other day. And the basement is where, like, communications is.
00:19:13
Chris
And, yeah, we were, like, walking around and Kramer and I were like, oh, yeah, that's right. There was an ambulance there, a brush truck and an ambulance. And they were like, all that fit down here? Like, oh, yeah. Yeah. They still have the ceiling fan up in the kitchen.
00:19:27
Chris
No, no, they don't. But i it it would still work, though, I'm sure.
00:19:30
yo
I can tell you this. That ceiling pan probably went to a dump and it's still spinning inside the dump right now. Yeah.
00:19:38
yo
Yeah. But we could take that building over tomorrow.
00:19:41
yo
but it The doors are are sort of there.
00:19:43
Chris
Yeah, we'd have to change that around a little bit.
00:19:44
yo
A couple days with us some sledgehammers, could get that all back up and run and put an engine in there.
00:19:51
Chris
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:19:53
yo
It's... You know, that's why it's not my brother. It's a... You're not a town or a city. You're not a city if you don't have a downtown firehouse.
00:20:03
yo
People used to, you know, they would come in there, ask questions.
00:20:06
yo
they It's a place people know. And like, oh, the firehouse. You go by the firehouse. And, you know, it's.
00:20:10
Chris
Yeah. Oh, you have a question? Go by the firehouse. so
00:20:13
yo
Yeah, it's a thing that our city doesn't have now because you lost that.
00:20:18
yo
We lost that downtown station.
00:20:21
yo
and it it it really did change how we operate and act. I feel like
00:20:25
Chris
Oh, yeah. I totally agree. Well, the good thing is headquarters is slowly sinking, so...
00:20:30
yo
slowly. don't think slowly is the word.
00:20:31
Chris
Well... Yeah. Yeah. had some engineers come out the other day and the one guy was like, that's not right. Thanks pal.
00:20:40
yo
x We know it's not right.
00:20:43
yo
the The whole hallway that looks like a house, ah like one of those fun house hallways where it's tilted.
00:20:47
yo
It's not, it's not good.
00:20:48
Chris
I said, he walking. He was like, there's a large hump here. I was like, yeah. Most of us forget about that now. Yeah. There's a big rise in the floor there. He was like, why are you guys just worried about this now? i was like, I can't talk for previous individuals.
00:21:01
Chris
I came in in this position six months ago and this was my punch list.
00:21:06
yo
Yeah, the problem is what do you do about it?
00:21:09
yo
You know. Hey, yeah spend $20 million dollars to fix the building or live with it.
00:21:18
Chris
Well, and some maniacs on your shift are convinced that, you know, well, Truett said that the fourth station's getting, you know, starting, this fall up on the north end it's like yep sure yep i saw one of them on a call yesterday i was like yep yep we uh started breaking ground bricks will be late monday
00:21:31
yo
Did they not read the budget?
00:21:38
yo
Did they not read the budget?
00:21:43
Chris
and i know they're just having a fun time but yeah it is still in the budget though oh it's the or it's in the cip sorry it's um yeah the um
00:21:47
yo
Is it in the budget right now? I thought it was all ah been removed from the budget. It was only in this GOP.
00:21:57
Chris
engineering or whatever is supposed to start in the spring.
00:22:00
yo
Right. Yeah, we're three years out from that building even being close to reality.
00:22:07
yo
At that time, I'll be the staffing lieutenant on work from home.
00:22:12
yo
Yeah, my wife was like, well, make sure they give you a ah promotion. I'm like, no, no, no, I'm cool.
00:22:19
yo
Cool. They're going to pay me to sit at home and do staffing all day.
00:22:23
yo
And don't need a promotion. I'll come in like once a month.
00:22:28
yo
sit in the admin meeting or something.
Listener Engagement and Future Episodes
00:22:30
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. We don't, we don't have those.
00:22:32
yo
i I could do... I'll just come in once a month for admin lunch.
00:22:41
Chris
It's on Thursday, so it won't mess up. You won't hit like Friday traffic.
00:22:45
yo
Well, won't do it in the summer at all. Come on.
00:22:49
yo
Let's be realistic here.
00:22:54
Chris
And the winner, I mean, you got snow sometimes. So yeah.
00:22:59
yo
ah I can do all the job from like computer
00:23:04
yo
no to say and and i don't know what the assistant chiefs do after that but you know we're freeing them up for other tasks yeah yeah yeah i'm doing the job with four people so those four people can do other things
00:23:08
Chris
That's going to be my pitch Monday. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. This is a force multiplier.
00:23:24
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. and Look, I got, I have a one-on-one with the fire chief on Monday, so it's in my list.
00:23:29
yo
We are under a out of topic 1. should
00:23:34
Chris
No, but this is like our monthly one-on-one.
00:23:38
Chris
It's funny. He saw it on my calendar. I put it in the calendar as 1v1. Yeah.
00:23:44
Chris
yeah Yeah, exactly.
00:23:49
yo
well we are under a time crunch we move out a topic one
00:23:50
Chris
yeah Sure. Topic one.
00:23:54
yo
I wasn't really sure was going to go with because obviously we're a little rushed. But I watched the Batman.
00:24:02
yo
actually watched two Batman movies this week while I was stuck in the internet and could only read so much in my hotel room. um Which what aside, business trips are not fun if you don't like go to bars and drink.
00:24:17
Chris
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:24:19
yo
Because like if you're just like, i don't want to sit here at a bar and drink.
00:24:23
yo
I go out, I eat my lunch, I eat dinner, and then I come back to my hotel room and it's like, I got six hours to kill. What do do now?
00:24:31
Chris
Throwing a tennis ball against the wall.
00:24:33
yo
Yeah, yeah, basically. So I watched the the Robert Pattinson Batman.
00:24:39
yo
ah And we talked about it, you and I, a little bit.
00:24:42
yo
I am going to rate it highly. And I think this is going to be, people aren't going to like it. I think it might be better some than some of the Christopher Nolan Batmans.
00:24:52
Chris
Oh, I agree. Totally.
00:24:55
yo
Oh, I thought you'd be against me.
00:24:58
yo
It's definitely better than the Ben Affleck crap, but...
00:25:05
yo
I thought his take on Bruce Wayne basically being a depressed introvert was great.
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00:25:14
Chris
Yeah. I didn't like the hair.
00:25:16
yo
Yeah, that's fair. The hair was pretty dope. Like, but what are you doing here, bud?
00:25:21
yo
You gotta to have a good haircut.
00:25:23
yo
But I thought that, like, his take of like, ah you know, he's depressed, he's lethargic, he's, you know...
00:25:32
yo
I thought that was really good. I liked... And I know that...
00:25:34
Chris
It doesn't really care about the Wayne stuff. the
00:25:40
yo
Like, not even paying his bills, clearly.
00:25:44
yo
I liked that they took the story... They didn't shove the... um backstory down your throat like it was there they didn't go all the way through an origin story again and they uh you know just were like oh yeah this is bruce wayne his parents died you already knew that we're moving on and they like they updated it for the times i thought that was kind of cool you know and then i watched the batman lego movie think that movie's an abomination
00:26:23
Chris
Yeah, i a lot of people like it. I'm not a big Lego Batman. I like the games, but the movie was not.
00:26:32
Chris
It had a couple moments, but I just... don't know.
00:26:36
yo
Yeah, I thought the fight... the The only thing I will say about the Batman movie is he never felt like the Batman when he was fighting.
00:26:46
yo
Because he gets his ass kicked quite a bit.
00:26:50
Chris
Yeah, well, I mean, this is what he's supposed to be like a year one year two.
00:26:54
yo
i think it's year two of being Batman.
00:26:56
Chris
Yeah. But I think the the fight on the like the scaffolding against all the fake Riddlers or whatever.
00:27:06
Chris
That was. That was very Batman-esque.
00:27:10
yo
yeah but like the fight where he's just like fighting the joker street toughs in the subway station was like this should be the moment where he just like kicks the shit out of some people like these are just these are just random street thugs we don't need to see them getting their you know good hits into batman we just want to see batman just whoop these guys ass
00:27:20
Chris
yeah yeah yeah but if yeah
00:27:32
yo
Which I thought was cool too. like they just They never said anything like, why are these guys dressed up like jokers? They just moved on with it.
00:27:39
Chris
yeah yeah well i think it kind of grounds batman to say you know he's not superhuman and all but
00:27:46
yo
Yeah, but that's the moment you want him to be like, I'm going to kick your
00:27:53
yo
He does, but you know.
00:27:55
Chris
But he did take some licks.
00:27:56
yo
Yeah. And I'm going to say this. It was a really cool version of the Riddler.
00:28:06
Chris
Yeah. I just... don't know. The Blair witchiness of it, I didn't really like.
00:28:14
yo
Yeah, but see, I liked that it wasn't just like the Riddler is just the Joker, but green.
00:28:20
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah, I think, yeah. And it was actually yeah riddles that made you think and.
00:28:26
yo
Yeah. I just feel like a lot of the Riddlers have just been like, oh, he's just the Joker, but he's green.
00:28:32
yo
And this was not. This was something completely different, and I thought it was really cool.
00:28:38
yo
So I have to give... I'm going to give high marks to the Batman.
00:28:41
Chris
Yeah, yeah, a little long.
00:28:43
yo
If I were to... It was a little long. It's, what, two-and-a-half-hour movie?
00:28:47
yo
240 or something like that?
00:28:51
yo
If I were to give it any... ranking and you can i think i would put it at my number three batman movie
00:29:04
yo
it's got to be michael keaton the batman 1989 that's my number one i'm sorry it just will never change it's always going to be in my heart too and i think i'm going to give the dark knight a little bit of an edge and then i'll give the batman
00:29:20
Chris
Yeah, I mean, The Dark Knight, though, it's a Joker movie.
00:29:23
yo
It is a Joker movie. But do you think that would have been a Joker movie if Heath Ledger hadn't died?
00:29:32
Chris
yeah I think so. I mean, that was a really good part.
00:29:38
Chris
Yeah. I mean, like second to Mark Hamill Joker.
00:29:41
yo
Sure. Yeah, I would agree with that statement.
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00:29:44
yo
But I feel like he it gets a little bit of a nod because he died.
00:29:49
yo
And that colors perception of the movie, maybe. Yeah.
00:29:52
Chris
yeah Yeah, I can see that.
00:29:54
Chris
yeah I will say the Batman has one of the cooler Batmobiles.
00:29:59
yo
yeah was i was almost shocked by how cool that was and it was like oh yeah that makes sense he's just a billionaire tinkering with like a dodge challenger like do this weird shit to it and is that colin farrell is the penguin or is that is he only colin farrell the penguin in the show wow
00:30:20
Chris
No, no, it was Colin Farrell in the movie, too. Yep. Yeah, because the Penguin show is just a continuation.
00:30:27
yo
Oh, yeah. It was a really cool way to take...
00:30:31
yo
I have not seen the show.
00:30:33
Chris
Yeah. The show's not bad.
00:30:34
yo
It was a cool way to take the penguin.
00:30:38
yo
Like, it's not jokey. it like One of the comments I made to you was, well, yeah, yeah, like, oh he's the penguin because his nose is deformed.
00:30:42
Chris
Really, you didn't want him just walking around going, wah, wah, wah, wah.
00:30:48
yo
That makes sense, right?
00:30:51
yo
It just all made... It tried to make sense, and I liked it.
00:30:55
Chris
Well, and he was the penguin. I mean, it's just another, you know, oh, he's the penguin because he's running the iceberg lounge. And, you know, it's.
00:31:02
yo
Yeah, like there were things in the background that made sense of the Penguin, but it wasn't like he was like, here's my little penguins that I've strapped fireworks like
00:31:12
Chris
Yeah. And here's my umbrellas. And yeah.
00:31:14
yo
Right. Yeah. It was a much grittier version of the Batman, which I like.
00:31:20
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Well, and the emphasis on the crime families, the Maroney's and the hu oh gosh, Falcons.
00:31:28
yo
Yeah, I thought that was...
00:31:29
yo
that I said I really enjoyed the movie. was not prepared to enjoy the movie as much as I did. And I give it high marks.
00:31:39
yo
ae That's my movie review of The Batman.
00:31:43
Chris
Yeah. Lego Batman was just.
00:31:44
yo
like man It's not great.
00:31:47
yo
it's It's a kids' movie that doesn't make sense as a kids' movie.
00:31:53
yo
And like, it should, like, if you want to show a kid's movie with the Batman, just show, you know, the 90s Batman animated series.
00:32:02
yo
Like, don't so mess around with that.
00:32:07
yo
Did that come out before after the Lego movie?
00:32:12
yo
It's after, right? Yeah.
00:32:13
yo
It's clearly that they're just like, oh this worked for the Lego movie.
00:32:17
yo
Let's make a thing and
00:32:19
Chris
I mean, it's Will Arnett voicing Batman and
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00:32:27
yo
don't want to trash on Will Darnett's performance, but it was just like... Nothing of it was Batman.
00:32:39
Chris
Let's see. Who was... Yeah.
00:32:44
Chris
Yeah, Michael Cera was Robin. That's right.
00:32:49
Chris
Oh, Ralph Fiennes was Pennyworth in it?
00:32:56
Chris
Okay. Mariah Carey was the mayor. What the heck?
00:33:01
yo
That seems like a waste of money.
00:33:04
yo
Sometimes when I see voice actors, I'm like, why did you pay the money for that?
00:33:08
yo
No one noticed it was Mariah Carey.
00:33:09
yo
No one cared that was Mariah Carey.
00:33:11
Chris
Yeah. i mean. Yeah. I don't know.
00:33:20
Chris
Some these people make what you were actually in that.
00:33:25
Chris
Doug Benson. voice Bane. Bane was like barely in it, wasn't he?
00:33:29
yo
He's in it, I don't know that he's, does even have a line?
00:33:31
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. so Well, if you like The Batman, the sequel, no. There's a spinoff in the same universe or whatever.
00:33:43
Chris
The Clayface movie.
00:33:45
yo
I didn't know there was a Clayface movie. Oh, that's pretty cool.
00:33:47
Chris
it's They're working on it now. Yeah, it's supposed to I can't remember if it's Basil Carlo or one of the other Clayfaces, but it's all about yeah the actor. Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:01
Chris
But yeah, the Penguin was definitely ah good show.
00:34:06
yo
It's a... It is nice to see a and ah different take on the Batman. and
00:34:13
yo
But also, again, like we've talked about before, there are other characters in the world that we could be doing. There's other things we could make cool.
00:34:19
Chris
Hmm. I think James Gunn has said that Batman won't be in the new DCU or whatever for a while. so
00:34:31
yo
but Also, the new Superman movie was on in the hotel room.
00:34:39
Chris
Really? You couldn't get into it?
00:34:41
yo
Could not get into it.
00:34:42
Chris
Oh my god, it's probably the best Superman movie and since Superman.
00:34:48
yo
I think I just don't like Superman as a character.
00:34:53
yo
And if you don't like Superman as a character, that's going to be a tough sell. And the Lex Luthor stuff was...
00:35:00
yo
That's not good. I though i didn't watch the whole thing. I'm going to say, be very clear.
00:35:06
yo
Like, I'm going to say this.
00:35:11
yo
I don't like Guy Gardner being the butt of a joke.
00:35:15
yo
The little bit I saw was like, oh, he's very jokey. He's the green goddamn Lantern.
00:35:21
Chris
Yeah, but he's a jackass of a Green Lantern.
00:35:23
yo
He is a jackass, but he's still the green Lantern. In that time frame, in that universe, he is the green Lantern. He's not just a jackass. He's a jackass who is also the Green Lantern.
00:35:36
yo
He's not on the same ah wavelength as Hulk Girl and whatever the hell that other guy who I've never heard of.
00:35:41
Chris
Metamorpho or Mr. Terrific?
00:35:45
yo
Not even close. but it's not mean Green Lantern is almost as powerful as Superman, for God's sakes. If not, more powerful.
00:35:55
Chris
Yeah, but Guy Gardner's always been that kind of the side Green Lantern.
00:36:04
Chris
He's no Jon Stewart. He's no Hal Jordan.
00:36:06
Chris
He's no Kyle Renner.
00:36:08
yo
It's fair. You know, but still.
00:36:13
yo
Come on. and like But like, the Lex Luthor stuff, it was a hell of a bull foot.
00:36:14
Chris
That was a hell of a bowl cut. Yeah.
00:36:19
yo
Like, they don't explain anything about how Lex Luthor's doing anything. Like, he just gets into, he knows where the Fortress Solitude is somehow, and just walks into it somehow.
00:36:27
Chris
No, it showed how he found that.
00:36:30
yo
No, the one girl's like, oh, it's kind of over here. And then he walks up to it and they're like, well, how are you getting in? He's like, oh, and he had no little faith. and then he just opens the... Somehow the doors open for no good reason.
00:36:39
Chris
be Because of who was with him.
00:36:42
yo
Who? Maybe I've missed this. I must have missed part of the movie.
00:36:45
Chris
Yeah, you miss you missed some part. Yeah, because Ultraman was with him.
00:36:51
yo
I don't even know who Ultraman is, but that's fair.
00:36:56
yo
Again, it might be explained.
00:36:56
Chris
Inexplicable. Yeah.
00:36:59
Chris
What about crypto? Crypto was great.
00:37:01
yo
I didn't see It wasn't in the part I saw.
00:37:03
yo
Yeah. Was that part I'd given up?
00:37:09
Chris
Have you watched any Peacemaker?
00:37:13
Chris
Oh, my God. That is a James Gunn fever dream.
00:37:18
yo
I can't because wife and I canceled Hulu and Disney and HBO.
00:37:22
Chris
Oh, yeah, that is on HBO.
00:37:24
yo
Yeah. Took a moral stand.
00:37:29
Chris
mean, you see Disney reverse that.
00:37:31
yo
I did. I haven't decided what i'm going to when I'm going to take the Moth Punishment yet.
00:37:35
Chris
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let him think about it for a while.
00:37:38
yo
Yeah. Well, you know, I don't want get into that. It's too politics. That's too much a punishment.
00:37:42
Chris
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:45
Chris
yeah But yeah, it's it's funny that right now the DCU Superman, Creature Commandos, and Peacemaker. Sigh.
00:37:57
yo
Oh, I didn't realize that Peacemaker was part of the DCU.
00:38:01
yo
guess that makes sense. It's like...
00:38:04
Chris
Well, did you watch the first season?
00:38:06
Chris
Okay, so at the end of the first season, yeah, the Justice League shows up.
00:38:12
Chris
They redid it at the beginning of this season. So it's Guy Gardner, Superman, Hawkgirl, Mr. Terrific that show up.
00:38:30
yo
Yeah, the first season was fine. It's still wacky. I mean...
00:38:35
yo
No matter what you do, it's a wacky...
00:38:38
Chris
Yeah. I think Vigilante is probably the funniest character in it.
00:38:51
yo
But that's also a character who I am not at all familiar with.
00:38:54
Chris
I just know it. a He was in the Green Arrow show. but That was about it. And he was like, oh. hard ass like cop or something in that and this he's dumb kid who works in a like a what fry stand or something yeah so yeah
00:39:15
yo
Well, we've had my Batman review. I'm going move on to topic two. Sorry we're rushing, folks. Again, people should to do.
00:39:22
Chris
yeah yep life is lifing um yeah so uh topic two ah tomorrow night
00:39:32
Chris
my youngest will be going to homecoming yeah do you remember much about homecoming from high school but mean was it like a big production when you went
00:39:39
yo
um remember go I remember that I went.
00:39:51
Chris
or just i mean that high school dances in general yeah well
00:39:54
yo
Well, like prom was a big thing. Like prom was a big thing. And I remember like...
00:40:03
yo
going to homecoming and like having to clean my car because that was an important part of like picking a girl up is like having a clean car.
00:40:12
Chris
yeah yeah yeah getting a corsage
00:40:15
yo
No, and... But she didn't do that for homecoming. That was a prom thing.
00:40:21
Chris
oh well then oh no ge she's got a boutonniere yeah
00:40:25
yo
Well, and this is a... I think a thing that's changed between us and them this generation because I've heard other people say these things. I'm like, no, no, Like, Homecoming was just like, it was just a dance, right? Like, it was like, you had the football game you had the football game and you had a dance.
00:40:43
Chris
Well, my high school, we didn't have a football team, so we didn't have football game. but
00:40:47
yo
How the hell do you have Homecoming?
00:40:53
Chris
I don't know. The soccer team. The wrestlers.
00:40:58
yo
Like he said, yeah, you can't have homecoming.
00:41:01
yo
You got to take yours back. you You must give up your homecoming.
00:41:04
Chris
okayll Okay, I'll turn them back in.
00:41:06
yo
But like, it was like, I mean, because like when I was, I have hazy memory of our times as youth.
00:41:15
yo
You know, you had like the, you had the the homecoming football game with like a little bit
00:41:22
Chris
We had a pep rally.
00:41:24
yo
Well, yeah, that was like the Friday before. had little pep rally, you had the homecoming football game, and then the next, on Saturday, you had like the homecoming dance.
00:41:33
yo
And every school's homecoming was a different week. Because that's how homecoming works, because it's when your team is coming back from some away games.
00:41:43
Chris
Well, well, well Well, it's funny because tomorrow night is Parkside and Mardella's homecomings. So, yeah.
00:41:51
yo
Sure, Wilmar Della is not a football team, so what are they coming home from?
00:41:54
Chris
Yeah. Well, Parkside didn't play an away game. They played Colonel Richardson at the county stadium.
00:42:01
yo
Does that count as a way for them?
00:42:02
Chris
No, they don't have ah they don't have a field at their high school.
00:42:07
yo
Oh, I guess it's just a practice field. They don't play there.
00:42:10
yo
Yeah, then it doesn't count. but this They're doing it wrong. Shut it all down.
00:42:13
Chris
Shut it out. hu But like, I mean, her and her friends, there yeah they they're having dinner tonight to talk about tomorrow.
00:42:28
yo
but But tonight you should go to the football game.
00:42:30
Chris
No, the football game was last night.
00:42:35
Chris
Wicomico County has put most of football games on Thursday night because they say it keeps it less rowdy.
00:42:43
yo
This this is just going to be a side tangent to this.
00:42:49
yo
i I am tired and this is i am tired. of these football organizations changing football dates okay high school football is on fridays college football is on saturdays nfl football is sunday and monday night and that is the end of the conversation no more thursday night football for fucking nfl no more friday games there's a friday game for god's sakes what is going on yeah there was a friday game no it was a saturday game whatever it was they're out of control college football
00:43:20
Chris
what now they The only time they have Thursday games is Thanksgiving.
00:43:26
Chris
No, I'm saying, but that's the way it should be.
00:43:26
yo
oh Oh, they can have Thursday.
00:43:29
yo
I will allow that like Thanksgiving or if Christmas Eve falls on ah on a Thursday, they can have a game.
00:43:34
yo
That's it. That's the end of the conversation.
00:43:39
yo
College football now. College football is on Friday nights, Saturdays. It's everywhere. it's
00:43:39
Chris
yeah that Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
00:43:45
Chris
It should just be Saturday.
00:43:46
yo
You get one day a week. If you're not pros, you get one day a week. If you're pros, you get two days. That's it.
00:43:53
yo
All high school football games should be across the board. Fridays.
00:43:58
yo
all All college. Across the board.
00:44:00
Chris
Yeah. That's why it's Friday Night Lights.
00:44:00
yo
Saturdays. Yeah. it we have We have a thing for it.
00:44:08
yo
And I will also say, I'm also done with the NFL. Because...
00:44:15
yo
Let's say, or at Major League Baseball, same thing, applies to them.
00:44:19
yo
Let's say you are a diehard fan, and we're just going to go football because it's an easier number.
00:44:24
yo
There's, what, 17 games now and instead of 16? I
00:44:27
Chris
ah yeah Are there 17 now?
00:44:30
yo
like that i think they added a game this year.
00:44:33
yo
So, whatever. There's some number of games.
00:44:36
Chris
because I'm sure they have to play a game in Buenos Aires or, you know.
00:44:40
yo
but Well, that happens too. Hold on. You're getting ahead of the rant. Well, let's say it's 16. We'll go back to 16. There's 16 games.
00:44:47
yo
That means eight games are away out of your home market.
00:44:51
yo
Eight games are in your home market.
00:44:53
yo
In your home market, you watch the football game. You should always be able to watch whole game on your local TV radio tv affiliate, right?
00:45:05
yo
That's not how it works anymore. If it's a Thursday night game, you got to watch it on Amazon.
00:45:09
yo
If it's a Friday night game, you got to watch it on YouTube. If it's a Saturday game, you got to watch it on Disney+. plus If it's a Sunday game, you might be able to watch it on Red Zone. It's insane. It's infuriating.
00:45:21
yo
Infuriating to watch football anymore.
00:45:25
yo
And if, God help you if it's an away game, because I don't know how you watch it.
00:45:28
yo
I'm assuming you have to mail yourself there to watch it.
00:45:33
Chris
Well, that was like for years, me as a Raiders fan, I never watched the games.
00:45:37
yo
Sure, it's hard. Yeah.
00:45:38
Chris
Yeah. And then one of the guys guys, a city cop, he lived in our neighborhood for a while and he's a Raiders fan and he bought the whatever so he could watch all the games. So I'd, you know, stop by there.
00:45:51
yo
Well, and like Major League Baseball is the same.
00:45:53
yo
but If you want to watch... the Phillies, for instance, right? You can only watch about a third of the games with one device.
00:46:04
yo
Like, it's insane. Insane.
00:46:09
yo
And football makes no sense.
00:46:10
Chris
but If it's America's pastime, shouldn't everybody be able to watch it?
00:46:15
yo
Is it America's pastime? Does anybody care about baseball anymore?
00:46:18
Chris
ah No, but I'm just saying.
00:46:22
yo
Yeah, it's fair. But does anybody care about it?
00:46:26
yo
It's just it's infuriating what they've done.
00:46:28
Chris
Again, until they liven it up and let them take the bats with them to the bases and
00:46:32
yo
Yeah. That's all you need to do. let's and Take the bats with them.
00:46:34
Chris
Yeah. and And again, to get the person out, you can either tag the base or throw the ball at them.
00:46:41
yo
ball should have spikes on it. Just stick to them.
00:46:43
yo
That way you know where it gets.
00:46:44
Chris
ah Yeah, there you go. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. ah Side tangent to that, watching The Running Man the other night. Yeah,
00:46:51
yo
Oh, isn't there a new one?
00:46:53
Chris
I guess it's closer to the book, but it's totally different than the Schwarzenegger movie.
00:46:57
yo
I don't want to see no book stuff. I want to see the Schwarzenegger movie.
00:47:02
Chris
yeah As I sat in the command post for six and a half hours the other night, yeah I watched The Running Man and then I watched Total Recall.
00:47:12
Chris
Oh yeah, yeah. Originals, both.
00:47:14
yo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:15
Chris
And that night I had nightmares about people chasing me.
00:47:22
Chris
yeah yeah so yeah So I'm sorry that we're ruining it by not having the right homecoming games and things like that.
00:47:29
yo
You are ruining it, yeah.
00:47:32
yo
You're ruining homecoming.
00:47:33
Chris
But he was like, she was like, yeah, we'll probably be at home coming for like 15, 20 minutes. And then we're going to go to so-and-so's house.
00:47:43
yo
Now your daughter is a sophomore now?
00:47:47
yo
So this is her second homecoming.
00:47:49
yo
So now she should be prepared for all the events and know that you're going to be there for like four hours. You go to dinner. There's a big group.
00:47:59
Chris
oh Oh, before that, there's pictures.
00:48:02
yo
Oh, yeah. Those pictures.
00:48:03
Chris
yeah And I was told that if I wanted to go to said pictures, I need to dress up.
00:48:10
yo
Why do you gotta dress up?
00:48:13
yo
Oh, I'm driving down there and you're gonna borrow my cousin Eddie outfit and you just get to dress up as Eddie.
00:48:19
Chris
yeah We're a nice midriff t-shirt.
00:48:24
Chris
You kids heard about Casper? Yeah.
00:48:31
yo
why wait yeah Why do you have to dress up?
00:48:33
yo
That is make any sense.
00:48:34
Chris
I don't know. yeah So I was like, I guess I'll be staying home with the dogs.
00:48:42
Chris
But yeah, it's just, yeah. Yeah. was like, oh, is there a band? Is it a DJ? I don't know.
00:48:51
Chris
What do you mean you don't know?
00:48:54
yo
See, I remember, and I might be misremembering this, but... Homecoming, the school put on. Prom, the class put on.
00:49:03
Chris
Yep. Yeah, for us, it was, yeah, the school put on homecoming, the prom.
00:49:07
Chris
It was the juniors put on the prom for the seniors.
00:49:10
yo
oh, like i in my school, is the juniors and seniors just put on the prom. Like the classes pulled the money and put on the prom, which is also why prom was never at the school.
00:49:21
yo
Like homecoming was always at the school.
00:49:24
Chris
We did both at the school, but ah the juniors were like, had to help out with decorations and all that. But where we were a smaller school, it was also a junior slash senior prom.
00:49:34
yo
Right. and there was Well, ours was a junior-senior prom.
00:49:36
yo
Juniors and seniors get to go to prom.
00:49:38
yo
And it was always... Ours was always at, like, ah like you know a country club or some event space.
00:49:47
Chris
There are no country clubs in The odor was just too much.
00:49:49
yo
That's... You could have it at the pickle factory.
00:49:57
Chris
Yeah. The way the sun gleamed off the gherkins.
00:50:02
yo
Well, you do it at night so the sun's not, you know, heating up the pickle smell. Yeah,
00:50:12
yo
that's how you do it. Yeah, it is weird, like, those kinds of traditions, which are meaningless, but boy, they annoy you. It's like, yeah, ultimately, it's just like you want to take you you don't want to tell your daughter this, like, you're not going to remember any of this.
00:50:32
yo
five years from now you're gonna be like did i go to homecoming i don't remember it's it's like yearbooks like don't buy yearbook you're not gonna look at it no you don't you don't even know where yours are yeah exactly
00:50:43
Chris
I look at mine all the time. No, I don't. see It's underneath the house, I think.
00:50:54
yo
like i feel like such a sucker for buying that fire department yearbook we put out like why did i buy it i did buy it
00:51:01
yo
was like, why did I buy this?
00:51:03
Chris
Do they email you all the time?
00:51:04
yo
Constantly! um mean it just started again.
00:51:06
Chris
I've heard from a couple of people, yeah. Well, it's because the company... that it was got bought out by a new company i think that's why they're emailing everybody again because it's a new company yeah
00:51:17
yo
And they're like, your pictures are ready. like, my pictures? What are you talking about? It's like four years ago.
00:51:21
Chris
what's that and i was talking i was talking to somebody like yeah i ordered pictures so my mom would have some pictures i'm like what yeah that's yeah uh yeah hmm
00:51:28
yo
What are you, four? What you talking about?
00:51:33
yo
Yeah, I did not order any pictures, but I did get the yearbook. The history part of me just was like, I have to get this thing. And then I was like, oh, this is crap.
00:51:42
yo
Why did I buy this? This was dumb.
00:51:43
Chris
Yeah. I think they still have some.
00:51:44
yo
What a waste money. I'm sure they do.
00:51:47
yo
Because I'm sure the company was like, you have to buy X number.
00:51:50
yo
You know, and it's, you know what? I've also come to a commission and I know nobody wants to hear this. Let's stop with the challenge coins. Who cares?
00:52:03
Chris
I never collected them, and now I have a collection.
00:52:06
yo
Yeah, I've never collected them either, and i have like a sta I have a drawer that's just stuffed full of no challenge coins.
00:52:12
Chris
they're all across the front of my desk at work. And I'm like, Hey, yeah, I guess this is thing now.
00:52:18
Chris
And the fire marshal, he was like, Oh yeah, you collect those. I'll start giving them to you. I was like, no, I don't. He's like, yeah, you'll get mine. and It's like, okay.
00:52:23
yo
Right. Yeah, and like, Frederick County was very nice. They gave me a ah challenge coin for helping them out. I'm like, cool.
00:52:31
yo
I'm just going to throw it away. like they They gave me a nice...
00:52:34
Chris
You're not going to throw it away.
00:52:38
Chris
ah Glue them to the side of your RV.
00:52:40
yo
No. one ah don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.
00:52:47
yo
i don't and like i hear people like, oh, but I have this really cool one. Who cares? Who cares?
00:52:53
Chris
We should start using them like pogs.
00:52:56
yo
That would be cool. Like, I've never, you know how, like, it's apparently a thing in the, I don't even, it's probably not even a thing in the army anymore, but that like, you walk up to a bar, you throw a challenge going down, her everybody's got be ready.
00:53:07
yo
I've never been in a bar that everybody's throwing a challenge going down. Ever.
00:53:11
Chris
God, going to start doing it.
00:53:11
yo
Not once. And I've been in firefighter bars, and i they don't do it.
00:53:20
yo
And I wouldn't, and if, by the way, PS the world, if you see me in a bar and you throw a challenge going down, I'm still not paying for your drinks. It's not happening.
00:53:32
Chris
yeah I got one from the ah police chief the other day.
00:53:37
Chris
um He did the fancy secret handshake thing.
00:53:40
yo
There's a secret handshake thing?
00:53:42
Chris
it's like it was palmed and he gave it to me that way which i guess is a thing i don't know because was like what do you want me to park your car
00:53:49
yo
Oh. Yeah, right, right, sir. Bring it around.
00:53:54
yo
I just... I know that like Fire Chiefs like like it because it's like, look what we did. It's like, yeah, but I don't care. It's just
00:54:04
Chris
well i think that's the hard thing it's um it's finding something that everybody kind of likes I mean, I still think we should go back to the I'm better than Donnie Phippen shirts.
00:54:16
yo
either I never got one, but, you know, think you know... i think i think so
00:54:21
yo
but you know but the thing about The thing that bugs me about challenge coins, and this is ultimately, it's a thing we stole from the military, right?
00:54:29
yo
But fire departments already had a thing. What did you trade back in the day?
00:54:36
yo
Patches. That has been a fire department thing forever, is you trade patches.
00:54:40
yo
Why the hell did we decide, nah, we're do that anymore, we're going to challenge coins.
00:54:45
Chris
Because you can't keep a patch in your pocket.
00:54:49
yo
Why do I need to get a patch in my pocket?
00:54:50
Chris
I don't know. Yeah.
00:54:55
yo
you know But that was a thing. that's
00:54:57
yo
That's what bothers me about it. like We have a thing. We as the fire service have a thing.
00:55:01
yo
It's called trade patches.
00:55:05
yo
yeah You were talking about tradition and all other things. That's their tradition. You think your patch is dumb? Get a new patch. right Be cool.
00:55:17
yo
Put a chicken chicken hawk in a patch and make everybody wear it.
00:55:23
yo
We were talking about that the other day about trying to find your old patch and bringing it back.
00:55:29
yo
No, the baseball player. baseal fire
00:55:32
Chris
Oh yeah. Yeah I told Cox I couldn't find the baseball one.
00:55:36
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. I just get fat raffle to design something else that doesn't make anything so any sense.
00:55:43
yo
Right. I hate the chicken hawk. I hate it.
00:55:51
Chris
It's majestic. No, it's not. No.
00:55:54
yo
It's not... I've never worn it. I don't have it on anything I have.
00:55:59
Chris
I got it on my wall.
00:55:59
yo
ah Yeah, somewhere I'm sure. I've got the Station 1 on i one of my shirts.
00:56:06
yo
my jacke It's on my car hair jacket.
00:56:10
yo
That's the only one I'll put on things. And it's still...
00:56:13
yo
I don't like it. But it's like, oh this is our patch.
00:56:17
Chris
yeah i remember and everybody had that was it proud proficient and professional yeah yeah three peas that
00:56:18
yo
Because they didn't put any thought into it. They just literally like, oh, okay, we'll just do this.
00:56:24
yo
free and professionalism yeah no my my favorite thing when we proposed the baseball player do you remember what he said you remember what his response was
00:56:39
Chris
was it so bad that's not american or oh that's what it was yeah
00:56:41
yo
no it has to have a mythical thing on it they they all have animals or mythical creatures i'm like what are you talking about
00:56:47
Chris
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. yeah yeah
00:56:50
yo
I could show you... ah Here's a patch from Brooklyn. It's a bridge. Are those mythical? Have you never heard of real bridges?
00:56:56
yo
What's wrong with you?
00:56:59
yo
What's wrong with setting ourselves just a little bit different than everybody else?
00:57:08
Chris
yeah I'm going to bring that up also Monday. Turn in all the challenge coins. We're just giving out patches.
00:57:15
yo
hey It wouldn't bother me.
00:57:18
yo
It's a... It's... it's tradition right like some tradition is dumb some tradition that hurts nobody just so you end up with a bunch of patches that's like the worst thing that happens to you and you have to have patches sitting around your firehouse they don't cost that much they're probably cheaper than challenge coins yeah
00:57:31
Chris
yeah Yeah, but we. Oh, God, yes. Although who knows? I'm sure that we have a company that hand makes the patches and or something.
00:57:44
Chris
I don't know. They also dabble in electrical work.
00:57:48
yo
Well, according to a former assistant chief from the Salisbury Fire Department, he owns that patch. He designed it. He owns the patch. That's what he always told us.
00:57:58
Chris
oh okay hmm that's yeah yeah and that's not how that works yeah yeah
00:58:00
yo
Yeah. Yeah. I said, well, looks like shit. You can take it back.
00:58:06
yo
And it's also not how that works, but it's a terrible use of space. It's not scaled correctly. Drawing looks crappy.
00:58:15
yo
Yeah. Sorry. This might be enough of the Sultry Fire Department batch.
00:58:19
Chris
Yeah, no, yeah, that's, yeah.
00:58:21
yo
Which we don't really even use anymore.
00:58:34
Chris
um Yeah, because it's not on the equipment. It's on the side the ambulance.
00:58:37
yo
and so like Yeah, I guess it is on the A-Mons.
00:58:42
Chris
It's on our letterhead.
00:58:48
Chris
ah wait no it's not anymore yeah yeah yeah classes class yeah
00:58:49
yo
It's not anymore. It's the city letterhead. Yeah, I think it's only on our Class B uniforms and the Hamiltz's. Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:04
Chris
yeah oh i'll get on that yeah well that could be an ancillary duty of yours as the work from home staffing lieutenant yeah
00:59:11
yo
that that's fair that's fair look i i'm willing to take but lots of ancillary duties on that are work from home
00:59:20
Chris
Yeah. ah He's also in charge of the Glee Club.
00:59:23
yo
i i if i was this is i would like to have like people like i've heard of whismur i've never seen him
00:59:36
yo
Like, I keep getting messages from a Lieutenant Whismur, but I've never seen him.
00:59:40
yo
Does anyone know who this person is?
00:59:44
Chris
speaked of in hushed tones
00:59:45
yo
Right, that's that's what I want.
00:59:53
yo
They but have tales of who used to be out there in the world, but now he's just a mythical creature.
00:59:58
Chris
yeah yeah yeah and they say at some point he worked with a logger ah god that's like i asked what somebody other day i was like do you kids have nicknames now they're like not really it's like y'all suck they suck
01:00:15
yo
Yeah, they really don't. Yeah, they suck. They suck. Well, the one nickname I gave to the new guy he doesn't like, so...
01:00:22
Chris
would you give to him triple j o god i gotta to remember that oh yeah yeah yep
01:00:24
yo
He's Triple J. Yeah, J Jester Jr.
01:00:32
yo
Yeah, yeah. Triple J. He doesn't like it. I said, well, the news about being a rookie is I don't care what your opinion is.
01:00:42
Chris
when the new guy on one a is uh steve so yeah
01:00:50
yo
Yeah. Well, they also used to call of the volunteers Bob, right?
01:00:55
yo
But he's not his early name.
01:00:56
Chris
yeah Yeah, Fireman Bob. they do yeah They still call him Bob.
01:01:02
Chris
There's a nickname.
01:01:06
yo
Yeah. Eh. These kids these days with their identities and their opinions.
01:01:10
Chris
Yeah. That's like the one good thing Lorenzo did.
01:01:16
yo
Well, that's because he didn't know anybody's name.
01:01:17
Chris
Yeah. Oh, I know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
01:01:20
Chris
Maybe that's what we should bring him in. On the
01:01:23
yo
give everybody a nickname.
01:01:24
Chris
on the on the first day of the academy and then on the last day and whatever he calls them on the last day is what their new nickname is because yeah
01:01:34
yo
I like it. I like it. I mean, it's not like he's doing anything useful anyway, so...
01:01:44
Chris
yeah so yeah yeah thanks folks for listening as always you know like subscribe share
01:01:48
yo
well my friend i think we need to wrap up
01:01:54
yo
ah stay safe in the hurricane that apparently i have to tell my wife about
01:01:58
Chris
Well, the time this goes out, the hurricane will have passed.
01:02:02
yo
That's fair. Good point. I hope you were safe in the hurricane that I have to tell my wife about.
01:02:06
yo
Or have had told my wife.
01:02:09
Chris
have hadn't, hadn't, hadn't, must, must have.
01:02:10
yo
What's the past perfect prince future tense? I must have hadden.
01:02:20
Chris
ah Take care, folks.