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Emojis and Fallout
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Welcome back! This week, after the normal Rigmarole (pollen, Fallout, drivers); Ron makes us feel old by talking about what emojis mean and current slang; Chris watched Mad Max again, so he is wondering what kind of Apocalypse we will get. As always please like, subscribe, and share with your friends. Come join the discussions on the Discord Channel (https://discord.gg/TbxA7gcUky) and follow us on Twitter, @cltruitt22. Thanks and take care!
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Car Cleaning Challenges During Pollination
00:00:06
Speaker
Welcome back to the mythic giraffe podcast. I'm chris and i'm ron It's been a long day Yeah, it's uh, that's a lovely warm polliny day Yeah, yeah I felt bad. I uh dropped a bar skis buggy back off and I was like I did wash it but you can't tell yeah, yeah Yeah, it's It's a losing battle to wash your car in this time. Yeah
00:00:34
Speaker
It's terrible. It's like, it's like snow. You should just squeeze it off and.
Astapro Nasal Spray Review
00:00:44
Speaker
I have, uh, I have determined that Astapro works pretty well. So I'm going to give that the Ron thumbs up. The what? Astapro. Oh, okay. It's a nasal spray. Oh, okay. First time using it ever. Yeah. Worked pretty well. Yeah.
00:01:03
Speaker
I just huffed turpentine and that kind of opens me up. Hmm. That would work. So natural. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's more natural than turpentine? Oh, come from trees, right? Yeah. See? Can't be bad. Yeah. Yeah. When you can see the pollen blow through the air, though, it's just. It's a magical time of year.
00:01:31
Speaker
It is. Yeah. We need like a good like day and a half soaking rain. Yeah. Yeah. I have this bush that only looks good for a week a year. I hate this bush. I want to remove it. Is it an azalea? No, I have no idea, but it is a bush. But it blooms white and it's pretty for like a week in the spring. And then after that, it's just green. It's fine. It's a bush, whatever. And
00:02:01
Speaker
He wants like some kind of chameleon bush. It's the bush. I don't know. It's green. Go green. What color do your bushes go? Yeah. I mean, mine stays green, but you're like disappointed. You're like, all right. White flowers for two weeks in Esprit. It's just a, I don't know. Whatever. But it's got these little tiny, I don't know, flex of bullshit on it. So every time you rub by it, it's like my whole arm's covered in them for the next month. Yeah. Yeah. That's assault. Yeah. Yeah. I want to remove it, but.
00:02:31
Speaker
Oh, see, here's what you do. You accidentally hit it when you're cutting the grass. And it'll die, and then you have to pull it up. It I have trimmed this thing back to an inch of its life. It doesn't die. The cockroach of bushes. It just stares at you like, bring it. Yeah, I pour burning motor oil right in. It's like it's just like more. I don't really do that.
00:03:00
Speaker
So what do I do? Wait, I thought that's what a flight club said was great fertilizer. Murder. Yeah. Yeah.
Fallout TV Series Review
00:03:10
Speaker
Did you have you finished or watched the fallout show? I'm not done. I need to sit down and finish. How many episodes in are you? Four or five. OK. Yeah. Yeah, I finished it the other day. It's I like it. It's really good. Yeah. It's long episodes. Yeah. Yeah.
00:03:30
Speaker
Well, and that's why I wish they had wait and just put it out week by week. Right. Just. Yeah. If you're going to put out 20 minute episodes, sure. Put, you know, three or four out at a time. But if you're doing a week or, you know, an hour, make it a week by the first episode was like an hour and 30, right? Yeah. This is a movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We. They were actually watching our work yesterday. Oh, wow. I was like, wow.
Critique of Fallout 4 and Video Game Preferences
00:04:00
Speaker
Yeah, I I tried playing Fallout. I just I think the TV show and the mobile game Fallout Shelter, that's about it because I tried Fallout four. I feel like every enemy is a bullet sponge. Hmm. And just I would say the one thing I don't like about Bethesda games in general is you never feel powerful.
00:04:28
Speaker
Yeah, I felt so weak and just they always level up the enemies against you and you never feel like, oh, man, I'm kicking ass. Yeah. Yeah, it is an issue. Yeah. Yeah. But my little dog meat got hurt and had a jam of Stimpak in him. Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm like fighting some I say here. I'm like, no. Oh, no, you didn't love. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I was like, I will empty every round of every clip I have.
00:04:58
Speaker
Yeah, my problem with Fallout is it is like the ultimate harder game. Well, yeah. Yes. So we're encumbered junk. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so in Fallout four, you can use it to make. And that was the other thing. You're specifically like build things up in sanctuary and the other little developments. Yeah. It's like, no, I just want to go shoot. People go. And yeah. And after watching the show, you know, I was like, oh, man, you know, this XO armor, this is bad stuff.
00:05:28
Speaker
I find the one in the game. I'm like, well, I ran out of energy just walking across the map. Yeah. Yeah. That's lame. Yeah. Like the power server is always disappointing in every Fallout game. You're always like, I'm going to save it up. I'm going to use it on this fight. And then you're like, Oh, I run out of, I need a fricking fusion core. Yeah. Yeah. It's annoying. But I say, I mean, yeah, people love it. I don't,
00:05:56
Speaker
I'll play them and I enjoy them. But I'm not like I'm going to go play Fallout 4 like five more times. Yeah. Yeah. There's the people like, oh, I've got 2,000 hours in it. I'm like, what in the hell were you doing for that amount of time? Yeah, it's the Skyrim thing too, right? Yeah. Play the heck out of Skyrim. And I'm like, eh. Every time we go to play Skyrim again, I'm like, ah, it's fine. I did a story. And then I see the people like, oh, well, you got to mod it. Now, if you have to mod a game to make it neat,
00:06:25
Speaker
Now, I mean, make it to make it more enjoyable. It's different. Well, that's fine. That's fine. But if you look, oh, yeah, look at this mod and it turns, you know, the deathclaw to the Thomas, the tank engine. I'm like, you're dumb. Go, go away. Go play with your Thomas. You want to shoot Thomas? I think engine at deathclaws, guys. I approve. Enjoy. Enjoy your game. I yeah, I guess do you for you, but go. Oh, no.
00:07:00
Speaker
So, yeah, because Fallout four, you're in Vault 111. I can't remember. I don't know. Fallout four, honestly, was my least favorite Fallout. Yeah. It gets the whole Minutemen thing. Yeah. Overdone and annoying. Yeah, it was fine. It's just that I find you got to find your baby. Sure. Whatever. Yeah. Fallout three was the best of the bunch, I think.
00:07:30
Speaker
Yeah. Personal opinion. Some people really love New Vegas. It's fine. Apparently the Fall of 76, I started playing that a little bit again. Yeah. Apparently they're adding Pittsburgh and somewhere else. I can't remember. Fruitland. Definitely not Fruitland. Aetna. Aetna? Is that a town? Yeah. Where's that at?
00:08:00
Speaker
It's an area. Where? Up by you. No, it's the name of a fire company. But it's that region. No, it's not. Yeah. No. Oh, they should add NERC. New arc. No, NERC, the one in Worcester County. Oh, that's fine. I haven't ran into anything in like five hours. Yeah, there's only like a population of 12.
00:08:26
Speaker
Yeah, Edna, by the way, is the name of the fire company. It's not named after the town, has nothing to do with the name of the town. Stop calling it Edna. It's not Edna. It's Edna in my heart. Just because you don't have your own year named town's fire department's name separately. Fire department's old. That's why. Old, tiny fire departments. Old, tiny fire departments. Yeah.
00:08:56
Speaker
Well, you know, at least they keep their vehicles on six wheels. Have you noticed a train? I haven't talked to my wife about this the other day.
Anecdotes of Poor Driving Habits
00:09:05
Speaker
Just people are driving worse and worse. Yeah. Like, yeah. Like the other day I was leaving the gym and the road is, I mean, it's 50 mile an hour road, but it's, it's one lane each way. Yeah. And there was a light, a red light.
00:09:25
Speaker
So the car in front of me is doing 50 and slowing down to the red light. I'm doing 50 slowing down the red light, appropriate behavior. And here comes this moron who just shoots past us on the shoulder at 70 miles an hour and just runs the red light. Oh yeah. Yeah. The number of red lights I've seen ran recently are just ridiculous. I saw a school bus run a red light. Oh, nice. Yeah.
00:09:51
Speaker
I didn't mean to the point where I heard the school bus to speed up through it. I had to yell at a school bus driver the other day, a couple of weeks ago. The school bus, in front of my neighborhood, there's a shopping center and there's sidewalks. It's right by anal tech. No, there's sidewalks. The school bus kept parking on the sidewalk.
00:10:18
Speaker
He would drive up over the grass and park on the sidewalk and just sit there. He did it every day. No. He was destroying the grass. Everything. Yeah. So I finally was like, yo, you can't park on the sidewalk. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that you couldn't park. Is it that common knowledge? Yeah. He had to stop doing it though. I see him all the time. I'm like, see, you know. Yeah. See, somebody just had to call him out.
00:10:48
Speaker
Mm hmm. Mm. Educate him. So if there are two vehicles that they're facing each other, they both have the green light. One is making a right turn. The other is making a left turn. Which one has the right of way? Right turn. Oh, the right turn. Really, really. So when you wave people along and they just sit there and stare at you like you're a moron and you're like, oh, God.
00:11:17
Speaker
Harpoon guns. I almost had a dirt bike kid the other day. They've started a show up here in town. Oh, gosh. They are obnoxious. Yeah. They run their lights. They turn in their cars. How they don't get killed on a regular basis. I really don't understand. It's proof that Darwin had something wrong. Yeah.
00:11:41
Speaker
And it's like the one thing I'm just uncharacteristically angry at. I never wish harm on people, but I really wish harm on those people. Well, yeah, it's because of what it causes to the poor, the
00:11:57
Speaker
Grandma Schmerken's, who's just driving to the store and they dart in front of her and she clips them or something, then she has that trauma on her mind. Oh, yeah. It's the put out of people danger. And then if they hit you, like that happened in Philadelphia where they, that lady, they run into the back of her car and then they swarm her and they're stomping on her car. It's like, they're in the wrong every time, like every instance I've ever seen, they're in the wrong.
00:12:26
Speaker
Yeah. And like people are like, I don't know why the cops, the cops are just letting them go. And I'm like, yeah, that's actually true because the cops could definitely find them. They're not they're not putting the effort in. Right. They just need to. Unfortunately, they need to be cracked down upon because they're at it. Yeah. Well, yeah, don't get the whole because if you chase them, it adds, you know, a safety factor to everybody. But like you said, yeah, they stop eventually.
00:12:53
Speaker
Right. Eventually they posted on Facebook and picked up. Yeah. It's not too hard to find them. So we need to find them and actually arrest them because they are a menace. They are insane. Yeah. Yeah. And the whole, well, we don't have anywhere else to ride or find a place. No, that's a BS excuse. Oh yeah. I know, but that's what they claim. They're riding like that because they want to, they want to cause trouble. Yeah.
00:13:23
Speaker
They ride around purposely. I think they're purposely trying to antagonize people and the police. Oh, absolutely. That's all my traffic updates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But unlike you, I have noticed people are driving dumber and dumber and the number of people on their phone. Yeah. Let's get back.
00:13:49
Speaker
Like I love it. It just kills me. It's like as soon as people get to a stop, like phone out. It's like, what? No. I saw a guy the other day with a laptop on the steering wheel. Nice. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. It like if I'm in my work car, I'm like, hey, you know, I like try to get their attention. You shouldn't be on your phone. Well, I'm stopped. Yeah, but you're still operating my vehicle.
00:14:18
Speaker
My problem now is my phone is my radio, so I'm going to change the song. I got to hit my phone and touch the song. Yeah, but that's touching it. You're not having it in your lap while you're scrolling through TikTok or whatever. I don't have the talks. Though my phone or Pantera, I'm not sure which of the two, has now made a point where they crash and I have to reset my phone because Pandora will just keep playing.
00:14:48
Speaker
It won't stop. It won't stop. The app is closed and the song is still playing. Oh my gosh. And now what happens sometimes is there's unskippable songs. Some song will come on and I can't skip it. I have to turn my radio off. I just turned the volume down. I'm like, nope, it's terrible.
00:15:11
Speaker
Oh, what? You just ride around quiet? Well, no, the song I don't like to listen to. Yeah, that's all. And I can't. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to listen to stupid Justin Tupperlake songs. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Let's say the other day with well, yesterday, Wednesday, I forgot my earbuds. So I had to work out in, you know, just listening to the fans because I feel weird about just playing my music over the stereo.
00:15:40
Speaker
It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, but yeah, my luck, though, it'll, you know, have some songs dropping the F bomb every other word and like the work station one in the dungeon. I could. Yeah. You can reference the images of the gentleman in Afros showing me how to lift properly. Yeah. And you can smell the delicious smell of that rubber mat that never went away. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a healthy smell.
00:16:11
Speaker
You can jump on our treadmill that's basically stapled together. I guess it's like, you know, two coffee cans with like a hose wrapped around them. Maybe we're like, I don't know why you guys don't use this gym. Really? I don't know why we don't use this equipment in gym. Weird. Yeah, I was talking to Stierhoff the other day and a renovation of that gym is in the works like Station 16.
00:16:41
Speaker
Oh, well, that'd be nice. Unfortunately, I think that whole building needs to be demoed or like significant changes need to be made to it. Well, I mean, it's electrically safe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When the city electrician looks at this and says, I'm not touching this. Yeah. We got real problems. Yeah. Well, now they don't have a city electrician. Now they just contract it out. That's that's fair. Solve that problem. Yeah. It won't look at stuff.
00:17:11
Speaker
We just won't hire anybody. Good old city Salisbury. What's that? It's going to cost $250,000 to contract outsiders, or we could hire an electrician for 90. I mean, we also contract someone to change the oil of our vehicles, and we have a freaking shop.
00:17:40
Speaker
I talked to one of the guys from utilities or whatever, or what is that field ops? There's so many different names. Whatever the name is. Yeah. They're supposed to have four mechanics. And right now they have two and a half. This one guy kind of legs. Well, evidently he's part time or something. Yeah. So they're like, yeah, we would love to help you guys out. But until they put at least a third mechanic in the budget, we were overworked.
00:18:09
Speaker
Well, that's kind of here nor there the point, but for all these years where they didn't have mechanics. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. Because if we had been sending our stuff there, they probably would be like, we really need a fourth mechanic. Exactly. Yeah. Help justify that. Right. Instead, we pay a company to come to the station and change the oil, which is really cool to watch.
Challenges in Fire Apparatus Maintenance
00:18:32
Speaker
But I'm sure we're not paying no money for that. I'm sure it's more than $0.
00:18:40
Speaker
They're doing that after the kindness of their hearts. They're like, they're good. They're with a fire company. We got to help them out. I'm sure that's happening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many fire trucks do you think fire apparatus, like overall in the whole country actually gets serviced correctly? Two probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's like way lower than you really want it to be. Oh yeah. Yeah. Because big cities, you have
00:19:10
Speaker
all those prayers. Yeah. It's like, oh, well, we can't afford a new engine. So we're just going to hope this works. Yeah. Like the next six years and live with it. And then small rural departments are just like, well, like Todd has, he's got a John Deere tractor. He probably figures fixed side engine out there. It's probably the same.
00:19:31
Speaker
It's all ball bearings. I use days. Okay. Yeah. Fletched. That's probably the reality of the fire surface. Yeah. And I think our department- Don't you tell me my job, boy. I think our department does a pretty decent job of maintenance. Yeah. But man, I bet even our stuff's probably not maintained as well as supposed to. No, no. Well, and you look at like some of those bigger cities, like
00:19:58
Speaker
The last time I was in Boston, I saw some of those engines and they're just like, you know, it was like, Hey guys, we know there's a new engine in the budget. That's getting cut. We got you this pop rivet kit set so you can redo the sheet metal. Have fun. Well, Boston, notoriously, Boston was the one that their brakes failed on the truck. And like they had been writing it up for like eight months and then the brakes failed, the truck hit a building.
00:20:26
Speaker
And they're like, how could this have been happening? Weird. Like Fred Flintstone stopping. You guys have been going through work boots really fast. Just like throwing grappling hooks out to make turns. Hold on tight, Rook. All right, let it go. Our grappling hook budget is through the roof. Yeah.
00:20:53
Speaker
I just envisioned like the mechanic from Mad Max just down there tinkering away. Yep. Yeah. I found these parts. Golly day. Had a conversation with the police chief and I'm not sure I believe his statement, but his hypothesis is that it's cheaper. To buy each officer a take home vehicle than it is for them to have a pool of vehicles.
00:21:23
Speaker
His theory is that those pool of vehicles, well, they don't take care of it, but they also like that pool of vehicles gets driven 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, all the time that vehicle's just running. Whereas if it's a take-home vehicle, it's going to last longer. And I was like, eh, it's probably true. Yeah, yeah, I see it. So we need to take home fire engines. That's what I'm really saying. Oh yeah, absolutely.
00:21:51
Speaker
Oh, these ships coming in with their engine. You just rotate it. Matt, you're taking it this week. Meg, you're taking it next week. The month the Wizzmer has it. It's like really bad, I guess. Yeah. I must have ran 14 tolls again this week. Yeah. Yeah, my time is acting deputies almost up. I got to go out on one call as deputy to. Oh, it's fun.
00:22:21
Speaker
Yeah. Well, there was a medical emergency as I was driving home. I was like right there. I was like, I can't drive by this. They're going to see the answers. I'm marked up. I go there. I open the back. There's nothing in there. So I like went to the patient. I'm like, they're there. Help is on the way. I will get your pulse and respirations. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it was.
00:22:51
Speaker
It was kind of neat, though, because it was the dispatcher on C-Shift, the one that sounds like she's from like DC or somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, deputy chief, you on the scene. The deputy. Yeah. Oh. That's fun. Yeah. I mean, it's sad you only get one call, but, you know. Yeah, no. Well, I mean, as the depth of admin, you really shouldn't be running a lot of calls. Honestly,
00:23:20
Speaker
Should the deputies be running any calls? No. Well, I mean, if there's like a three alarm. Don't take this the wrong way. They shouldn't be running it. They should just be showing up and assisting. Right. Yeah. Like, who do you want to run that three alarm fire? The guy who does it every day or the guy who shows up once every seven months? Every seven months, obviously. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one's it.
00:23:47
Speaker
know how to dispose of lithium ion batteries and we had a whole conversation about that yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. The ones that, uh, when dispatch asks, can you give a description of the vehicles while there's a yellow one and a gray one? Yep. That was transmitted. Got it. Taking care of it. Yep. We've, we've got an APB out. Yep.
00:24:12
Speaker
Yep. And the next morning I saw the chief, I was like, did you hear he said yellow and gray already heard it? And I was like, OK. Yeah. Well, ready to move on to topic one. Yeah, topic one. So this conversation happened with a friend of mine and it's.
Generational Differences in Emoji Use
00:24:34
Speaker
It was actually your fault. My fault? Yes. Oh, God. Were you talking to Andre? No. OK.
00:24:42
Speaker
I got Andre and well kind of in trouble one time. What does she do now? I didn't do anything. Well, I did, but well, no, no, not that. Oh, yeah. No, this is from like two days ago. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you sent me an emoji.
00:25:00
Speaker
and it replied to something I sent in a text. Okay. I sent to my friend who I've known for 30 years probably this way. Well, let's say 25 years. I said, man, I just do not understand emojis and I don't think I'm ever going to get it. So then he made it worse because he says, yeah, I don't understand them either. And apparently
00:25:28
Speaker
Emojis mean different things to different people of different age groups. I'm like, this is stupid. Wait, what? Apparently, according to him, I haven't really researched the topic because I don't know any Gen Alpha errors, which I didn't even know was a thing. Okay. Certain people see the emojis as a different thing because of their age group. So it's
00:25:55
Speaker
I'm out. I have decided that this is one more thing that has just skipped me by and I'm an old man yelling at the ring because I don't get it. I don't understand emojis. I don't understand the point of emojis. I don't get what you're, what's the benefit of emojis. And then if you're going to tell me that there's different points to emojis, I'm really out.
00:26:23
Speaker
I've heard people describe them as a whole new language. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's kind of like hieroglyphics. We got rid of that shit 10,000 years ago, bro. For a reason. Yeah. The thumbs up emoji should not be used. Why? This has been voted the most uncool emoji due to the dismissive tone it conveys. How does an emoji have a tone? I don't know.
00:26:52
Speaker
That doesn't make any sense. In Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq and Nigeria, they see the thumbs up as an insulting and disrespectful societal item. See, you've been sending emojis and you said something and defended me to my core. Well, I said you like the throw up face. Who knows what that could mean? Well, we're going to find out a red heart has been overused and is cringe worthy. If you must use a heart, use a different color.
00:27:22
Speaker
There's what? What? Okay. What? What? Yeah. The okay hand sign. White supremacist. I have heard rumblings of that. Yeah. Apparently it's a thing. I don't really understand it, but apparently you have to be real careful as a white dude, given the okay symbol. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. This is my problem. I could,
00:27:51
Speaker
It's not something I do frequently, but I can be like, OK, but and then now I'm a freaking, you know, white supremacist. I know that. Yeah. The crying face. Is now. Used for laughter. Because you're crying with laughter. Or they use the skull emoji to convey as in I'm dead or so funny I could die.
00:28:19
Speaker
See, whatever happened to the good old LOL, R O F L M A O. Clapping hands is more of the slow clap. So it's a sarcastic clap, not applause. Ooh. And in China, clapping hands emoji means love making. Hmm. Yeah. I don't think they're doing it right.
00:28:51
Speaker
I don't think that's how lovemaking works. Oh my gosh. See what I'm telling you? You can't use emojis anymore. You're a Gen X-er. Well, they also have all new terms. See what you started? Oh my gosh. I'm so old. You're so old.
00:29:21
Speaker
New guy at. GYAT. Do you have any idea what that means? Give your. Nope, doesn't stand for something. What? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's a term used to describe a girl's curvaceous behind. Oh, it does stand for something. I'm sorry. Girl, your ass thick.
00:29:51
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Okay. Rizzler. Rizzler. Yeah. Well, what they don't know is on a cold October night, the Riddler was fighting Batman and Batman punched him so hard that the Riddler fell into a Twizzler factory and was horrifically scarred and emerged as the Rizzler.
00:30:21
Speaker
Someone who's good at picking up women. No, I got it right the first time. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Slay. What no doubt means. What's that? I know what that one means. What? Slay. Yeah. Slay, man. Yeah, you've done well. Evidently, that was favored by Gen Z and it's now out.
00:30:52
Speaker
Yeah. Skibitty. I'm sorry, what? Skibitty. S-K-I-B-I-D-I. That's not a word. It's from the YouTube animated series Skibitty Toilet. Used in gaming to describe someone who is evil or bad. What the what? I yeah, I don't understand this. I'm old.
00:31:24
Speaker
You're so scabitty. You're sticking your gee at for the Rizzler. I hope my kids upstairs can hear me. They're probably cringing. Well, they know it all. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But there was something I said the other day. Oh, what was it? Oh. Buff. There was something I was saying that means weed now. That means weed. Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:57
Speaker
Yeah, I can't. I'll have to ask my kids. Kids, can I explain this? Well, we had an employee who was putting emojis into patient care reports. That's not true. Yes, it is. That's not that can't be true. Yeah, no, serious. They got. Counseled on it. But yeah, yeah.
00:32:27
Speaker
Yeah. Patient was taking to the picture of an ambulance. Oh, that's what it is. Like I asked the kids, we're going to get pizza. It's like, oh, you want to go get some ZAH? And they're like, uh, no. ZAH means pizza, bro. I watched Teenage Mutant Turtles. Exactly. Exactly. That's uh oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. And it's not bra anymore. It's bra.
00:32:57
Speaker
Everybody's bruh. My youngest just sent me a text. Stop saying weird things and make dinner. God. Oh, oh, oh, she unsent it. Isn't that cute? Haha. Already been seen, child. How do you unsend a text? Evidently with iPhones, you can unsend a text. Huh? Yeah. Did not know that. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:26
Speaker
I'm going to blow your mind even more to grind your gears a little bit more. Did you know that we're supposedly, you and I, zennials? Zennials? Yes. What the hell does that mean? Between X and Gen Z? Or millennials? We're between X and millennials.
Exploring Generational Labels
00:33:45
Speaker
We're zennials because we're more in the late 70s, early 90s, or early 80s. Okay. Zennials. Bullshit.
00:33:57
Speaker
Yeah, we're a micro generation. What? So who are the gen alphas? That is people born after 2010. Oh, I'm sorry, 12, somewhere around there. Between 2010 and 2025. Yeah. The silent generation is 28 to 45.
00:34:25
Speaker
Baby Boomers, 46 to 64. Gen X, which I always identified as a Gen Xer, 65 to 80. Millennial, 81 to 96, 97 to 12 is Z, and an Alpha. And they're also called Zoomers, the Gen Z. I have heard that. And Millennials are called Gen Y. I've heard that too. Yeah.
00:34:55
Speaker
I don't really know why we were called Gen X. I don't know. Yeah. Well, because we were coming off of things like David Bowie and comes from a book. Really? The Generation X, the tales of for an accelerated culture, author Douglas Copeland. Yeah. There you go. I just want to know why we don't have our mutant powers.
00:35:27
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Billy Idol was an early adopter of the Gen X term. Good for you, Billy. Yeah. We've been also- Do you think he goes by William now? No, he definitely, I think he's even further into the Billy Idol thing and he looks rough. Yeah. How old is Billy Idol now? It's gotta be in his late sixties. Sixty-eight? Yeah. Ooh, yeah, he is. Yeah.
00:35:57
Speaker
Gotta be late centers, late. What the hell is California sober? That means you smoke weed, but don't drink alcohol. Okay. Yeah. Billy Idol is California sober, decades after height of drug addiction. Billy Idol is on drugs? No. In Germany, Gen X is known as Generation Golf for the car. Huh. Yeah. Gen Golf.
00:36:30
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The post common name for Gen X was Jennifer and Michael. And I did go to a lot of school, a lot of. Jennifer's and Michael's. Yeah, I was supposed to be a Michael. It doesn't make any sense. My name was supposed to be Michael Christopher. How does that work? What do you mean? How does that work? The government doesn't step into the last moment like, no, that's not happening. My cousin was born a month before and his mom named him Michael Christopher.
00:37:01
Speaker
Yeah, stole my name. Hmm. I was saying a lot of the mics I know kind of weird. Sure. Yeah. Especially the one that used to work at station one. More station one anymore. That retired, what, 10 years ago or whatever. Oh, that guy. Yeah, baby.
00:37:33
Speaker
Well, that's my fun fact about emojis. And so what you need to know is you can't use emojis anymore. Oh no, I'm going to use them all the time now. You don't know what the hell they mean. I'm going to use so many emojis. You can watch. I don't even know how to make them work on my phone. I was so, oh my God. I was so embarrassed. Get the emojis on my phone. I went to the doctor's office. I had my physical and
00:38:03
Speaker
she wanted to see the results of our cancer screen thing. And I was like, oh, I can log into it on my phone. You can look at them. She's like, can you send me a screenshot of this? And I was like, I don't know how to do that. So she took my phone, like I was an old man in a nursing home. It was like, I think you just push this button, this button. I was like, I think screenshots all the time accidentally. I don't know how it works.
00:38:30
Speaker
Let me just fumble around with my phone. Eventually, I'll take a screenshot for you. I was so embarrassed. She literally had this look at, okay, grandpa, let's go back to nursing home. Come on, Nampaw. This is how your phone works. So bad. Do you have a driver today? I hear you're having applesauce. That's really how it felt.
00:38:59
Speaker
It was so bad. It was so bad. And she's not that much younger than me. I just wanted to look at her like, this will be you one day. Yeah. I can't get my Bluetooth to work. Oh, gosh. My Pandora keeps playing unskillable songs. Sure it does, grandpa. Calm down. Sure. Sure it dies. Does everybody hear the music or does just you? Yeah.
00:39:29
Speaker
You should probably like, sir, if you stop using your Zune, maybe it wouldn't have issues. There it is. Yeah. It was such a bad moment for me. Yeah. It's rough. But it's what, I mean, it's not a huge age gap, but my wife is a couple of years younger than me. So I think she'd be a little bit more tech savvy, but her patience for technology is zero. Oh, my wife has zero patience for technology. I'm always afraid. She'll go into prime video or something and it's like,
00:39:58
Speaker
And then I can hear the remote click, click, click, click, click, click, click. And all of a sudden it's jumped like 18 pages. I'm like, what are you doing? Well, it wasn't working. So I hit it more. I was like, is that how that works? Okay. Okay. All right. My car's not starting. I just kicked it 38 times. Yeah. I'm always constantly afraid that my wife is going to just freak out about technology and I'm going to see the TV go out the window. When we went
00:40:26
Speaker
When we cut the cable and got rid of like, we just don't have any cable anymore. Yeah. Like it was a real learning process in the family for one of us. So my wife the other day, she was like, so I've been thinking. I think we really need to get rid of cable and just, you know, we'll have Internet and, you know, we'll just stream things. Are you OK with that? I was like, you realize that I pitched this topic years ago.
00:40:53
Speaker
No, you never say. I was like, Oh, well, yep. Yep. It's your idea. It's a delightful idea. I'm so right. No one has ever said it before. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yep. And it was your idea, grandpa. I yeah, I've started. I've got the first four cabinets done, so I've got them set in the office.
00:41:24
Speaker
And I'm about to work on the middle cabinet. They'll have the drawers. My wife looks at it, and she's like, oh. I was like, what do you mean, no? She's like, well, they're bigger than I thought. I think, wait. She's like, well, on the paper, they look smaller. I said, well, on the paper, they're like 64th scale. She's like, that's not what I meant. I was like, but what? She's like, I'm just drawing them across. You had five cabinets. And now I look, and there's. I was like, yep, sound it out for me.
00:41:55
Speaker
five." She's like, what? But they're a different size. I'm like, no, this is the size that it said on the paper. This is the paper drawn to scale that's drawn to the wall. Well, that looks bigger than 36 inches. Well, it's not. I held up the tape measure. I said, look, and she's like, that says 37 and a half. I was like, well, dear, the walls of each cabinet box are three quarter inch. So you take an inch and a half away and it's 36.
00:42:22
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Well, maybe once those are in there, it'll look the right because that that I was like, OK, when I get that inch and a half of material in there, it'll make all the difference. OK. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. This is the. Chris gets divorced because he keeps saying things about guests, so we should move on. She's not here.
00:42:46
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Yeah, that's the thing, though, the kids. Oh, yeah, the kids are like, yeah, I guess we did today. Little spies upstairs. Yeah. Listening to your talk about their generation. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? One day things won't be rad for you. It's obvious pizza. It does. Yeah. What? How would mean weed? I don't know because they're dumb.
00:43:16
Speaker
I gotta look it up now. Good. Za means... Yeah, za meaning weed. Za za. For example, kids might text, do you have za? Why? That sounds like some... Because derive from exotic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Exotic was shortened to zatic, which was shortened to za. You know, no.
00:43:44
Speaker
No, this is laziness on your stupid generation. No, za means pizza. Weed means weed. I can see if it was one thing, like you got a can, because cannabis. Wow. Stupid kids. They're wee. Yeah, call it wee. Shorten the wee to wee. Yo man, you got some wee wee?
00:44:15
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So that we we. Oh, God, my neighbor, he's a cop. Maybe he'll go undercover one day. Yeah, here's I got some slang terms for you. Got a wee wee. Come back. I'm shot at. Thank. Oh, God. Today. Well, topic two topic two. So I text you the other day.
00:44:45
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I was watching some Mad Max. And I was watching the original one, which side tangent got an argument today at lunch. So Mad Max was the second movie. The first movie was The Road Warrior. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. He was Mad Max. Then it was Mad Max, The Road Warrior. No, no. Look it up. How could he be The Road Warrior if he was a cop? It's a cop first. Yeah, that was a hard part of that movie, trying to some of the slang and stuff.
00:45:14
Speaker
You are. It's very. They call them bronzers. Yeah. The cops. Yeah. And just some of the thing. Yeah. But yeah. But yeah, so watching Mad Max and everything got me thinking, you know, do you think. We as a global ever go to a real apocalypse.
Discussing Apocalypse Scenarios
00:45:35
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We'll never get to that point. Like us, our people live right now. I just saying, you know. In the next hundred years.
00:45:45
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between Mad Max and Fallout and other things. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I mean, it's pretty clear that uncontrolled population growth plus weakening of resources and that's all going to lead to something very bad. Just don't know what that's going to be. People aren't smart enough to do the right thing.
00:46:14
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I mean, we just had executives of oil companies just admit that they lied about climate change for 34 years, that they knew that it was all bad. And people are still like, ah, fuck those electric cars. Like, there are people- I heard it the other day, though. You saw what that battery did at Best Buy the other day.
00:46:43
Speaker
then get rid of your cell phone. God, I hate- But what do you think happens when cars catch on fire? Yeah. Have you ever seen a gasoline car catch on fire or a fuel tanker? Yeah. Big flame. Big flame. Big smoke. Big smoke. It's the whole argument I have with, I get mad about with people, you know, you can't have electric cars because it does this. Sure, mining batteries, not great. Yeah.
00:47:11
Speaker
Building cars also not great. Yeah. They don't come off the car tree. They don't? No. They grow on the ground like potatoes. Oh, so you harvest your cars. Yeah. All the plastics and all the shit that's in your car, all of the battery in your car, pretty close to the battery in the electric car. You still have to build a battery for your car. Oh, yeah. You know, but that's that argument is crazy to me. Yeah.
00:47:40
Speaker
The people of the Eastern Shore are screw climate change. It's not happening. Meanwhile, it's not on the Eastern Shore. That's why we don't have emissions testing. But most have historic tags. But most of the Eastern Shore is retaining water and the sea and the water level is rising significantly. Yeah, I drive on your shore all the time and I see standing water in places that standing water didn't exist 10 years ago.
00:48:09
Speaker
We, we all know how to swim though. It's a big deal. Oh, I don't think I shared this conversation. Okay. This conversation with one of the people we work with lives on a small island to the south of us. I said, what are you going to do when the island sinks? Well, my house is on the high point. Is your foundation on the high point, bud? How do you think your house is built?
00:48:38
Speaker
Oh, it's made of wood. It will flute. When the roads are underwater, what will you do? Well, I have a boat and I'll just ride out to my house. Oh my gosh. And your sewer and water and electric will come from. Oh, gosh. Where? What's your book? Oh, gosh.
00:49:05
Speaker
Well, because that's the thing a lot of people, anytime there's flooding like that folks in a city, it's poop. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's poop and real bad stuff. Yeah. Yeah. All the stuff we've been burying under the ground for all these years comes out. Yeah. But it boggles my mind to have that conversation with people.
00:49:29
Speaker
Yeah. And I don't know how to solve it because, yeah, we're going to have an apocalypse. So which way should I go? Should I build a vault under my house or should I trick my Jeep out like Mad Max style? Oh, I think the only answer is trick your Jeep like Mad Max style. But I think really the right answer to that question is to trick your Jeep out and get really good at riding a bicycle. It's true. Yeah.
00:50:00
Speaker
Because as long as it's a bike, I don't want to ride a horse. Sure. Bikes are better. Yeah. As long as you understand basic maintenance, your bike will last forever. You don't have to eat. Feed them. Yeah. There's no fuel. Yeah. Your car is going to run out of gas pretty quickly. No. Yeah. You learn anything from these. There will be roaming tankers that you can just steal the gas from. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:27
Speaker
I love people who are quote unquote preppers and their plan is I'm going to do X and I'm going to have this two, three and a half truck that I'm going to put a turret on and I'm going to be able to drive for rent. Yeah. That vehicle is going to run out of fuel in an hour. Yeah. What's your plan then? I've got 2000 gallons of fuel saved up. Gas goes bad. Yeah, gas goes bad.
00:50:56
Speaker
I do remember that being a thing like people were hoarding gas. Oh, yeah. And people were like, you realize it goes bad. Yeah. Like it's perishable. Yeah. Yeah. Your only answer is to get the heck out of the cities, go to the country. Yeah. High point. Eat a lot of peaches. I need a lot of peaches. The high point.
00:51:18
Speaker
Well, you just said the high point didn't matter, Ron. Well, it was just between the highest point of Chingting Island of six inches off the sea level and the Rockies. Right? Yeah. That's the thing that was crazy to me. People were like, oh.
00:51:40
Speaker
Ocean City can survive six inches of sea rise. No, it can't. No. Do you understand how much water six inches of water is six inches of ocean? That's like all the way to Berlin. It's probably all the way to Baltimore, really, to be honest. Yeah. Yeah, it might be. Yeah, it's yeah. There's not a lot in the way. No way. You mean you shouldn't live on a barrier island?
00:52:11
Speaker
Yeah, that's a fair point. It's like these morons putting these million dollar houses on... What's that one in Carolina, Yolka, too? Outer Banks. Oh, yeah. Why do you think they were the Outer Banks? Yeah. Not the place everybody lives on. Yeah, not the banks. Yeah.
00:52:35
Speaker
That's the place that goes away all the time and gets replenished. Yeah. Well, it's like the people who build houses in Ocean City on Stinky Beach. Is that really the name of the beach? Yeah. That's a terrible name for a place. Yeah. Well, it's because it stinks. That's fair. Well, Ocean City is my favorite. Do you want to have a real view of the apocalypse coming?
00:52:57
Speaker
Go be in the inlet area of Ocean City when it rains. Oh, yeah. And that's been going on for 15 years. Yeah. I mean, it's underwater every time it rains. Well, just look behind headquarters. Any time it rains, that poor 7-Eleven guy. Yeah. I didn't realize I needed to put a boat ramp in here. Yeah. Yeah. And it wasn't like that when we started with the city. No. Well,
00:53:26
Speaker
To be fair, when we started with the city, that was a large cranberry bog, which probably did a lot to mitigate the water. Yeah, yeah. So you're saying they just need to dig a hole. Wouldn't that work? That'll offset sea rise. You just dig a big hole and it all goes in there. You have to be a really big hole. Really big. You just said it only has to be six inches. That's all it's going to rise.
00:53:55
Speaker
Yeah, but you'd have to funnel all the water into the hole. Yeah. And it would have to be a really deep hole. Don't step on that. Oh, there goes Timmy again. Yeah. Sorry, Tim. Yeah. I never really got into the proper thing because I think your best answer is a bullet early. What did you say? A bullet early. Get out.
00:54:24
Speaker
It's going to suck no matter what, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like the fallout vault is amazing if you get if you're one of the ones in the vault. Yeah, but it depends on what vault you're in. Well, I mean, the dystopian part of the fact that they are using the vaults as experiments kind of sucks. Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:44
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like the best kind of joke in Fallout 76 is that that fault is full of like super intellectuals. Yeah. And the one guy is like, I would like to get promoted from janitor. I have a PhD in rocket propulsion. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, yeah. And we fall out. I mean, people keep up with their hygiene.
00:55:13
Speaker
If you're in a vault. Well, if you're in a vault. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. I don't think people understand. There's going to be a lot of stinky people in the apocalypse. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. It's terrible. Yeah. Yeah. I will say I think I would prefer the dress code of Fallout than Mad Max.
Mad Max Movies and Casting Choices
00:55:31
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That's very pointy. Very pointy and a lot of leather. I'm not a big leather guy. At football pads. Yeah. The first thing you do is write a dick sporting goods.
00:55:44
Speaker
Uh, what is that protection? No, that's for show. You're only on, you know, movie one of the bad max. Oh, yeah. You got to get the Thunderdome. There's some real outfits and thunder. Yeah. Well, Road Warrior has some, too, but, you know, it just starts to dip its toe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going to watch all of them leading up to Furiosa. I mean, they're all good. Yeah.
00:56:10
Speaker
So evidently, the actor who played toe cutter in Mad Max is engine Joe. And yeah, yeah, I didn't know that. What? I didn't know that till today. What? What rock do you live under sometimes? I'm sorry. I didn't have my little paws on Amazon Prime so I could see who it was. But they made a big deal of it when they put the movie out. Yeah, but see, I didn't pay attention to a lot of the
00:56:39
Speaker
hoopla around the movie. I just went and watched it. Oh, we love that movie. Yeah, it's a good movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I really could have done completely without Tom Hardy's character being Mad Max in that movie. Yeah. I think they could have just been like, this is Fury Road. It's set in the Mad Max universe. This is just some other dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Another. Yeah. Like Zeke.
00:57:08
Speaker
Yeah, sure. Or just he kind of could have been skipped entirely the whole movie. Yeah. Well, I mean, Furiosa Furiosa is really her sequel or a prequel to. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, both movies were about her. Yeah. Which is great. But I think that you're just they could have just this is Fury Road said in the same thing. Yeah. Mad Max is a fucking 90 year old dude now. Yeah.
00:57:38
Speaker
Yeah, he's just a legend. Or however old Mel Gibson actually is. Yeah. God, he's such a baby in Mad Max. Yeah, so I told you in that clipping movie, it's crazy how young he is. Yeah. Poor, poor Mel Gibson. Yeah. Yeah. Well, see, the madness carried over. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I was watching it. I was like, yeah, I'm going to watch Mad Max. And one of the kids was like, is he angry? I was like, oh,
00:58:06
Speaker
Yeah, but that's not why he's mad. Yeah, that's fair. I think Mel Gibson is one of those. Mel Gibson Tom Cruise with the two points I can say. I can dislike the person, but I'm cool with their art. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait, Tom Cruise with the Scientology and.
00:58:32
Speaker
I mean, Scientology to me is no vampire magic that. So, well, yeah, no. Yeah. Until we get you with that. Yeah. Yeah. It's all the same craziness thing. It's yeah, it is. Yeah. It's just a different form of craziness. Yeah. I think my biggest problem with all survival apocalypse scenarios, I don't want to be thirsty all the time. Yeah.
00:59:01
Speaker
Yeah, clean water is a big deal. Like Waterworld is the worst. I got to piss into a distiller and drink my own pee water. Yeah, it's just a bad movie all around, but it's not a good movie. Well, it was set around the Chris Fieldians because they had webbed toes. Yeah. It had such good potential as a movie. Yeah. But it is not executed great. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think people have to worry about zombies.
00:59:31
Speaker
No, that's not a thing. Why would it be a thing? I had a friend who would always be drinking. He would always be like, you know, you'd be great to have in an apocalypse because you're a paramedic and a firefighter. Those are useful skills. I'm like,
00:59:46
Speaker
What of my skills translates into survival? Yeah. I mean, I can patch you up a little bit. I can give you some drugs that unless somebody gives you the rest of the drugs, you're still going to die. You just lived a little bit longer. Your life was just a longer pain. I mean, I can administer pain medication. Yeah. As long as we got that, we're good. I mean,
01:00:15
Speaker
EMT is useful because, you know, basic first aid is useful to know. Yeah. Anyways. Right. But really the survival scenario paramedics basically useless. You hung over. I can give you a bag. Well, as long as the bags last. And once they go bad, we're screwed. Yeah. Yeah. Because that brings you back to the whole fresh water. Right. I'm not distilling my own normal saline. So yeah. And I don't know how to make lactated ringers. I barely understand what it is. Well, you wait for
01:00:46
Speaker
the mama ringer to give birth and then she's lactating. So, you know. That's correct. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make sure it's a rizzler, though, that goes and lactates. God. Oh, my God. Oh, no cap. That's another one. I don't understand the no cap thing. No lying or something. Just just being English.
01:01:15
Speaker
Yeah. Or whatever language you speak. Right, yeah. But maybe, maybe they're smarter than we are. Maybe. Do you think this is how a universal language would actually be? Could be. Like that's the Blade Runner universe, right? Like they all speak kind of the same. Yeah, it's like, it's common. Yeah, it's like common. Yeah. Maybe they're smarter than we are. Maybe the emoji, so at the start of that. Maybe it really is.
01:01:44
Speaker
We should get on board. You know what we should do. Just start acting them out. I was going to say we should take classes in emojis. No, we could start classes in emojis. We should start classes. Oh my gosh. People will pay us hundreds of thousands of dollars for this. Yes. Having trouble understanding your gen alpha? We're here to help. Yeah. Emoji busters. Who are you going to call? Chris and Ron. Oh my gosh. All right.
01:02:13
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Kids or students turn to page 10. All right. As you see here, there's smiley tree banana. What does that mean? Oh God. Today we'll be talking to the great emoji war of 2026. Oh, the old people. I remember emoticons.
01:02:38
Speaker
Yeah, you do, grandpa. Your pager worked great. Okay. You paint the kids and your laser discs. Look, nothing makes me feel more like grandpa Simpson with the famous quote. I used to be hip. Yeah. I don't even know what hip is. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's a, you know, I, the
01:03:08
Speaker
Kind of tangential to this the other night. Grabbed a pair of shorts out of the dresser, put them on. My wife and I go for a walk around the neighborhood. I was like, you know what? I just don't like these shorts. She's like, oh, they look good on you. She's like, they're, you know, stylish. I was like, I think that's the problem. I don't need this. They're like they're like mid thigh. Oh, I don't like this. I know. I want my shorts down to my kneecaps.
01:03:38
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I need it. I know no one needs to see that part of my leg. Yeah. That was a special part of my leg. Yeah. No, I don't. Yeah. And look at you folks nowadays that are wearing those good on you. Yeah. I came from a generation that we wore long shorts because we saw what our parents wore in the eighties. Because our parents wore shorts that came all the way up to their ass crack. Oh yeah.
01:04:06
Speaker
They had those little white shorts with the blue, uh, freaking line on the side and your bulge was at the bottom of the shorts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, where are you going, dad? Go on running. Let me do some lunges first. Cut off tank top. I put my headband on in my white three box.
01:04:29
Speaker
Oh, how's that, son? My cut off sweat shirt. My sweat shirt that the sleeves were cut off and there's a V. I think you're one ball sticking out there. Yeah. Yeah. Chuck it back, son. This will be you one day. And then we're like, no, it won't because I'll wear long shorts. Yeah. I'll wear long shorts. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's the most annoying thing French people do. They call it short. Wait, what? Yeah.
01:04:58
Speaker
It's a pair of short is a pair of shorts. What? No. Mm hmm. Wait. Do you wear long? Uh, pantalones? No. So no, no. Pantalone. Yeah. But this pair of shorts is short. Get shit together, France. That doesn't make any sense because our shirt in Norwegian is short. S-K-J-O-R-T. Hmm. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm.
01:05:30
Speaker
I do like how, uh, just do a lingo. Uh, sometimes likes to make me translate the word T-shirt from English to French, which is T-shirt. And every once in a while when I practice it, I have to write T-shirt. Nice. Yeah. Though they spell it wrong because it's T-E-E shirt. How do they spell it? Dash shirt. Oh yeah, no. T-E-E. Yeah. Cause it's a T-shirt. It's a T-shirt.
01:05:59
Speaker
Looks like a T when you put your hands out. Yeah. T-shirt. Yeah. Well, folks, I think we've proven that we're both old men. Yeah, we've lost her. Well, I gotta go take my metformin and I can now get my applesauce. I'm doing some applesauce now. Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:26
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Well, well, folks, you're out there. Go ask your kids what all of these emojis mean. And get back to us at Ron and Chris Emoji Academy dot edu. Make sure you're mewing. Of what? You're mewing. You're putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth to have a sharper jawline. OK. Call us on Twitter and join the Discord group and just just drive safer and be better people. Yes, drive safer. Stay off your day. Go on phone.