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Hump day HaHa's
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Michael & Brit talk all things comedy
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Creating an Intro for 'Hump Day Ha's'
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is some kind of a intro for a Wednesday night show Hump Day Ha Ha's what would you do for an intro?
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Hump Day Ha Ha's I feel like
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don't know what would you say the and you say what would you say intro the show Why are you putting me on the spot while you're recording me too, you motherfucker? yeah notice recording Just do it. i Tell me of the show. We need an intro for the show, Britt.
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And go.
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ah Welcome, everybody.
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can't do this with just you. Welcome, everybody, to what? and Welcome, everybody, to Hump Day Ha Ha's. We're here for some laughter and fun times and chillax.
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Hope everybody's having a great night. Here with Michael and we got Brittany. Let's go. Let's have some fun with some comedy. Boom. I think that might work.
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Jesus Christ. That's how you make an intro. bread
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yeah no are you ready for your Are you ready for your Oscar?
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You're such a butt cheek, man. It is what it is. Rewatching it. Cringy, but still funny. You know what? it's ah It's a one-time use only.
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Maybe as long as we can put our heads together out how to make a real intro video between now and next Wednesday.
Casual Conversations and Personal Anecdotes
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bli Are you paying attention? This is why I needed your help tonight, you asshole. Appreciate it.
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Way to go, Captain. ah Way to pull through, dude. yeah What's up, Britt? ah Not much. Had a peanut butter and jelly.
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Feeling silly. Watching you have a hard time on the computer is kind of funny. Yeah.
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How are you? What are you up to? Man, I've been napping. Oh, yeah, that's right. I don't know why. I've been one sleepy little bass in the last couple of days.
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Me too. So what? So you don't know why? Don't feel sick or anything? No, I don't feel sick at all. I had like a fucking weird feeling in my brain a couple of days ago.
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Felt like somebody snapped their fingers inside my head. And I've just been a while since. I might have stroke. It might be a tumor.
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It might be a tumor. We're we're having chicken with like blueberry sauce for dinner on Brittany.
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Interesting. a I will see you there in seven hours. Friends of the network, the beautiful underground lounge in Not So Beautiful downtown Warren, Ohio.
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They make this amazing sauce. that's say ah blackbert sorry It's a ah blackberry smoke sauce. And oh my effing God, is it amazing.
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That sounds right up my alley, actually. Your niece scared to try it. And bongs? we're having a fantastic night. Good is not good enough for us. And I hope it's not good enough for you, my friend. Welcome to the show.
Planning a Comedy Show at Underground Lounge
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Thanks for hanging out.
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We're going to talk about some comedy. do e I was thinking maybe, how do you build a set, Britt? What are we talking about? Let's talk about well how do you build a set? Why am I talking about that, Britt?
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ah
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I'm too excited to see it. right. Michael over here. got me booked for a comedy show up in Ohio with him in his underground lounge.
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Just a short little one, but yeah. Your guys, um, says put three stories together and make the funniest one. Your last one. And on the string, that's right. Your closer. I agree.
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i agree
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Eargasm, since ah Mr. Ryan wants to know the deets, I'll throw it out at you.
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Professionality Productions is coupling up with the Nonsensical Network, and we're going to marry ourselves into a little New Year's Eve mayhem, as promised. I was thinking we weren't going to do it. We're not doing it Southern Ohio. We're going to right here in the big city of Warren at the beautiful Underground Lounge, not so beautiful on not so beautiful downtown Warren, Ohio.
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And it's going to be a New Year's Eve extra motherfucking Genza.
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I was wondering how long you could go. It's like, damn, you're a smoker. of That's pretty impressive. But yeah, no, I'm like really fucking excited.
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and Michael went out of his way to do that to help me. Big bro vibes right there helping me out. It means a lot. I'm not going to mention any names, but I've reached out to a good friend of mine to headline the night.
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He is the year 2025 World Series of Comedy winner and a good personal friend of mine. He says he's checking out with his wife because they got birthdays and anniversaries of such and such in the same vicinity.
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I won't let you forget. It's going awesome. Yeah. Our show is completely Right now, TBD, we got a special guest, Brittany right here, on Long Tap, your host for the night, and potentially I might, and might what's the word, feature, feature two.
00:06:34
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We'll see if I can get enough people. can get enough people. I want to do a pro style show with a better headliner than me. that You're awesome. You're freaking hilarious.
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And you've given me a lot of tips and tricks. as the With me producing the show, I'd rather not headline the show. ah True. I can see that. I feel that. But it'll be a night of killers. I've reached out to a couple people to do some sets, and it's going to be a fantastic fucking show. I'm doubted. Lee, worthy very, very small.
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Yeah, maybe. We'll see. We'll see here, guys, and we'll see. I really don't want to. Not just around us. It's freaking dope too though. Like I love that place. So for that, for me to be able to perform there, I'm fucking pumped.
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It's a hot spot. I've never had bad show there. And what's nice is like the side room over there. It's not connected to a bar or anything. There's bar noise. it's a It's a comedy club for that night when I do a show there. It's a real- And you know what?
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I'm not from Ohio. I'm not from Ohio. Like if I bomb completely, can just like go back home and and never see them again.
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You better not bomb completely. I'm coaching you. but We got some time. It'll speak volumes for me. yeah sure Like who are you bringing in here? It's all about the stress, Ryan. It's about me wanting to make other people shine. I'm already producing the show.
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I don't need to do that. Yeah. They've been dropping every year since 12. twelve were you isn'tna Okay, Macy, you need to get out of here, please. How old is this girl? 12? Oh, my God. We're out of here. This is an adult show. Speed it, Macy. Get out.
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You got to get out. Oh, thank you. Macy. Macy. may see
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Talk to me about building your set. What you what are you doing to build your set? I have been. like
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ah i love you, big girl. That's my girl. I hope Ray's up. I almost said bitch. Yeah. but
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But then you stop yourself so you can say little bitch. That little bitch. Well, she was, too. she like I could hold her in my hands when she was born.
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Anyways. I need a... and He needs a New Year's Eve kiss. That's his goal. Get the kiss. Avoid the head pain. Go home. Yeah.
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I feel like that's that's always the goal for people to not get herpes on their New Year's Eve kiss. Or any other day. Yeah, true. I don't know. Maybe Easter.
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Herpes is a 365 a year avoidance policy on my end. ah I have... Hey, Wally, what's up?
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Wally, what up, dude? I was told that if you figured out StreamYard and I can't, I'm a serious special editor. Wally, I don't know if I'd take that shit from Glick.
00:10:09
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yeah I was having some issues. I was having some problems. I was getting angry a little bit. I was ready to throw some shit. It was a sight to see, for sure. You're damn right it was.
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Thanks popping the walls. Appreciate you, brother. I'm glad you didn't take that personally. That's what we need more. Pretty bad about myself.
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really He was so mad. You know how he does his bugging eye things? yeah I've never seen his eyes bug out so far out of his head trying to figure out this shit. It was awesome.
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that was It was really getting on my under my skin. really getting on this skin I'm sorry. didnt you so get going what do What do you do to build a set?
Building a Comedy Set: Flow and Cohesion
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I understand you haven't really built an entire set yet, but since you're about to do it, let's talk about it. What's your plan?
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so Lately, I've just been writing down notes of different jokes. and i want like what your guys said, I think like guess before. um and i old my life Right.
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But I also want it to flow. Like I want the jokes to kind of flow together. I don't want them to be like completely separate apart. You know what I mean? i do feel like i feel like it needs to flow because I only have a short amount of time.
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yeah So it's not like I can Just like say a bunch of different jokes. Separate. You can though. I can. There's rule in comedy.
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People say there's rules. Yeah. But I don't believe in that shit. Right. So I've been staying up like I can't sleep at night because I'll just be laying here thinking of like different funny shit.
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I pick up my phone and I type them in. and I've just been going through those and I just have to write them down and just refine them and get my flow.
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You know? Your guys on comedy says just pick related topics. Like dating or family. Right. That's kind of like what I was trying to say. Yeah.
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A related topic definitely helps with like a short set like that for sure. And how are you going to work on your minutes to get them ready to go? How are you going to that? do you have an open mic in town? i well, yeah, I've been looking around for open mics because I moved, to you know.
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um Also on Sundays, we have barbecues at my neighbor's house and I'm just going to get all of them set in front of me so I could do it in front of people. Yeah.
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Because like doing it in front of you on the computer, Michael, it's totally different. But doing it in front of people, yeah that'll get me set up. and If I get some laughter, we'll see. I'm not trying to set you up for failure, but I'm going warn you just in case.
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People aren't going to the barbecue expecting a comedy show. So if you don't get the reaction you want, don't let it bother you. Don't let it dissuade you. They didn't go there expecting comedy. They're not there in the mindset for comedy.
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However, you know the folks, so it might help you a little bit. Right. Well, I'm going to tell them. Like, i already told, like, my roommate, a housemate or whatever, um that I was doing it. And she was like, oh, yeah, like, I'll sit down there and I'll listen to your jokes.
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But she's, like, the nicest person in the world, so she's going laugh at whatever. Yeah.
00:14:00
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There's the godfather chiming in. What an intro. Oh, golly day. Thank you. Thank you. a You're what's happening now, big boss. You're what's happening now. Yeah, you see, I need your ass to fucking sit down with me for a few minutes so we can do better. ah Now you see what I was talking about, prick.
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He did what he could.
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Which wasn't very much. It was an impromptu thought. I had to do something. I don't want to use old intros. I want our stuff to be completely like our own. I want us to put our stamp on. It's our show. as dickke's always saying he's He just runs the motherfucking ship.
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The fools, pretty much all all the inmates have the keys.
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Somewhat. i think I think we have all the keys. so I want us to just do our own thing and Beyond the nonsensical network, but at the same time, I don't want to like, dip into the nonsensical nonsense stuff. I don't want to dip into the Glicks House of Music stuff. We've got to be our own unique animal on this ship of fools.
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Hello, Leah. What's up? Leah.
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Welcome to the channel. Yeah, building a set's not easy. It took me a while, and the segues are what makes it the hardest. that's why That's why I said the flow thing, the segue part.
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It took me a long-ass time to do so, but my my headline set has really no segues. It just goes from one topic, and it transitions naturally into the next topic, transitions naturally into the next topic.
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There's no wonky segues. Leah, we are talking about how to build a comedy set. This is... ah This is hump day. Ha ha. That's right. All things comedy. We're just going to talk about all things comedy.
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And, uh, it was, might've been a bit ambitious to try to talk about building a set with you today. Cause you're still working on that. shoes and I got, I got a little bit of time. Yeah. You got plenty time, plenty of time. You're going to make a five minute destroyer set.
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I'm so freaking excited. You have no idea. Like that's what like is motivating me but okay to like get through the day. I'm like, I'm going to fucking nail that shit. We got this.
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Giving you something to look forward to. yeah exactly. we you the whole shit in the world We need some funny. Okay.
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Who's Leah? Do you know Leah? I don't know. Thanks for popping in, Leah. appreciate you. Thank you.
TV Shows and Movies Discussion
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Pump Day Ha Ha's All Things Comedy. That's all we talk about.
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Have you seen any like funny movies lately? boy. Lately? Lately, I've been watching a lot of ah documentaries, actually. Oh, that's super funny. Ed Gein and stuff like that. Hilarious.
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i finally I find Ed Gein a fascinating individual. yeah Yeah, but he's not funny. so I mean, you could make Gein funny.
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I could make a character. Charlie Hunnam, you know who that is, Charlie Hunnam? Yes. He played Jax in the biker show. The Sons of Anarchy. It was good for a minute, but it got terrible. like I had to stop watching it. I was not good enough.
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It looked like a show that was taken on a like a home recorder. you know How it looked didn't bother me. didn't have a problem with this production value. It was Jax. It's this character who's trying to change fundamentals. and it was had He was on a path of growth.
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and then i don't know if it was the writer's strike that happened or what. but ah yeah His character just got stupid. But that's AMC for you. AMC shows don't hold up season season season.
00:18:23
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Breaking Bad is a perfect example. It was a great concept. it was a great thing. And then Walter White's character just changes on a dime from one episode to the next. One one episode is a deuce a guy. The next he's a badass, machine like gangster now. whole thing was dumb.
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It had great, great premise. It had a really good fucking potential. But just the way that the story has progressed and his wife becoming like so greedy and shit, it just made no sense. once like what Once he went into remission, his job is over. He's done with that. He's not to keep doing until he was in love with the money. It wasn't about that for him.
00:19:03
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And believe me, it wasn't. His timid ass would not have done the shit he did. That's all I'm going to say. It went the route of that movie or that show ah Weeds. I did like weeds. Okay. Yeah, but again, it was stupid. Once that Mexican cartel was in her home, had a gun that was to her son's heads, she made it out of that. She's never getting back into it again, ever. She's going to move away forever and never fucking smoke weed, sell weed, look at weed, think about weed, tell the word weed again in her life.
00:19:30
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That's how that show ends.
00:19:33
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Yeah. The way it ended, it was definitely stupid as fuck. The fact that it went on after that was stupid. It was... It was definitely disappointing for sure. Yeah. no yeah Not great. Not great at all.
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i ah
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I like watching. I'm sorry. I've been rewatching it nonstop. That's an actual comedy show. don't even know what that is The one with Andrea Savage. She is comedian.
00:20:06
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What's it on? What's the stream on? I think it's Peacock. I think we dropped the cock. I'm not sure. We might still have it.
00:20:17
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It's such a buggy app. I don't like to use it. It just don' know i things goes black. or at all The words stop matching the face like the words. Yeah. it' coming yeah The sound doesn't match the faces. And that's like watching Saturday morning Kabuki theater.
00:20:32
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but everyone going a fight You can fight me. Yeah, no, I get that. I get that. But
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Well, I lost all of my things, so I've been watching free YouTube movies and shit. But I'm Sorry is by Andrea Savage. She's the director, I believe, as well.
00:20:52
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Or the producer. And the main character. She's a mom who is a comedic writer. That is, like, very dirty.
00:21:05
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Very dirty. Dirty jokes. And I love it. I feel like her humor is very close to my humor. And i i think people should watch I think Sue would like it, maybe.
00:21:19
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Probably. We like a lot of these. Especially if it's vulgar. Yeah, it's very vulgar. And I mean, you have kids, so like, you can understand like saying shit in front of your kids by accident and then them repeating it or whatever.
00:21:38
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Like, there's stuff like that in there. And then like some of the parents at the school or whatever don't like her because she's like so vulgar i don't know let me just give you an example there are jason sudeikis is in there and he dates a girl and he puts ass ice cubes up her ass
00:22:03
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i'm just gonna leave it at that i'm taking notes they're called he's outstanding Yeah, he is. Ass cubes. That's what he calls them.
00:22:18
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Sprite. so good Spoiler alert. My bad. 7-Up is a bigger product. Whatever. I don't even really like soda, to be honest.
00:22:29
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Crisp and clean. No caffeine. I don't really drink soda.
00:22:39
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Benji, what up? How you doing, buddy? Benji! Ryan
00:22:47
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wants to know, how do we go from their comedy sketching to your kinks?
00:22:53
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oh Okay, how do we go from your comedy sketch to your kinks?
00:23:01
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Maybe he should be on it. He writes comedy, too. He's a stand-up. Well, obviously, comedy isn't his fucking name.
00:23:13
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um I'm trying to get Brittany to talk to me about building a set and she wants to keep changing the subject. do what I don't know how to fucking can do it. We're supposed to talk about this together. Not live, man. You're live!
00:23:33
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There's nothing wrong with talking about something you haven't done yet. that's How we learn? By doing it. by doing See, so like before when I did the standup that I did, it was mostly like jabs, like crowd work. That's what I'm more used to is like just fucking with people.
00:23:53
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So setting up a set is definitely scary. and hopefully my big bro can help me out with it. I don't know. I'm figuring it out. I have all my notes. I'm going to write them all down and try coordinate them.
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Scratch them out. Figure out which one's the funniest.
Turning Embarrassing Moments into Comedy
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Bam. That's how I'm setting up the fucking set. And then I'm going to be like, here's fucking Michael over here.
00:24:22
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This guy. Thanks for laughs. That's how you set up
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the set. Think of your weirdest date. Tell that story. My weirdest date. Ooh.
00:24:41
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Oh God. don't know. I've had a lot weird ones.
00:24:47
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While Brittany thinks about that, anybody in the Warren, Ohio area, Trummel County, Ohio area, starting soon on Tuesday nights at the Long Boys, Long Boys Bar right here in the big city of Champion. I'll be back to trivia live. Trivia, Tuesday nights, five rounds of mayhem, five rounds of prizes, five rounds of getting drunk with his good old pal, Uncle Daddy.
00:25:11
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Soon to be Uncle Granddaddy. o ye ye yeah, yeah. Congrats. Your weirdest date, but let it be from his perspective about you. think her most embarrassing moment this year was 20, where are we at here?
00:25:27
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26 minutes ago when I hit intro. Yeah. where we out here twenty six minutes ago when i hit intro
00:25:43
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yep self-deprecation that's accurate that is accurate nobody laughs at me better than me nobody makes fun of me better than me i did
00:25:59
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accidentally shit myself one time on a date i don't know why i'm telling you all that because it's comedy gold So it's maybe the most embarrassing moment of the year, and it's definitely the weirdest date you've had love yeah unless that's sort of normal, losing bowel function.
00:26:20
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No, he was into it. yeah Your husband says, yeah, that story, that story right there, that's the one. You found it. You've identified it. That's the story. Oh, that story.
00:26:34
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And i don't think it means later. I think it means now. Let's hear that let's hear it this way The way you lay it out right now, and then we'll use that as a jumping off point, and you and I together will build a bit. This is a five-minute set by itself.
00:26:49
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This better not. I'm telling you right now. went and on a day two? Yeah. So, lay it out. Tell us just the facts first.
00:27:00
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How'd the story go? I mean, it wasn't... it and We went out to a restaurant. i What kind of restaurant? A seafood restaurant.
00:27:13
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Big chain, local place? No. Well, local place. Yeah, down where I used to live on the Eastern Shore. ah So, that was going good.
00:27:26
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but I have stomach issues. I'm like, you're starting to eat. And I like felt it kind of gurgling. And hu I was like, oh, shit.
00:27:37
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Oh, shit. Literally, shit. Um, Sorry, I was like, excuse me, like, I got to use the restroom. And as I'm walking to the bathroom, it happens.
00:27:54
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And like, with this, I thought I had to fart. And I thought it was going to be quiet. And it was like, we were outside. So I was going to like, just let the wind blow it away. You know, total betrayal about to happen.
00:28:09
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Yeah. And each step that I took to the bathroom a little bit came out. Oh my gosh. It was terrible. It was so bad. yeah those underwear or were thrown away.
00:28:25
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Sure. but but ah I came back.
00:28:34
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I didn't tell him until... Oh. later that night on the text i was like yeah i'm sorry i had to cut that shit court or a shit don keep saying shit i had to cut that a date short because i had some stomach issues aka i shat myself
00:28:58
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so yeah there's that we never talked again i wonder why probably the she thing but
00:29:14
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And other rhetorical answers that Brittany will answer for you. Oh, man. So that's my shit story, everybody.
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ah
00:29:29
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Man, I really miss those underwear, too. They're cute.
00:29:36
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In women's bathrooms, they have, like, these little things for, like, your pads and tampons and stuff that you put them in because you can't flush them that's where it dumped my underwear
00:29:48
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shitty underwear i'm glad you mentioned that i've been a maintenance person for a couple of different like like one of them was hills hills department stores you probably never heard them you're too young they're done they're gone forever hills is bought out by other people and all this And let me tell you something. Do you think the men's room would be the discussion? One of the women's rooms would be nice.
00:30:11
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Wrong! no, no. welcome Animals, dude. Okay, I want to say that. yourself You almost shit yourself in a restaurant. You will know.
00:30:22
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You'll shit yourself. Walking through the goddamn store. And then you know what you do with the bathroom? yeah You don't try to flush them down. Thank God that's another bonus. yout Yeah, you wouldn't have to flush it.
00:30:34
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You don't throw them away either. See, on on stall doors, there's like that hanger for if you've got a nice jacket or maybe to put your purse Yeah, yeah. Left them there for me like a trophy. yeah I cannot express how many times that's happened.
00:30:48
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Just shit, laden underwear, hanging on that thing like a goddamn trophy. I wonder if it's the same person just coming in and doing it over and over again. I wondered. Yeah, i worked there for like two and a three years.
00:31:00
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And I found, I don't know, about every three months or so. Yeah, about quarterly, quarterly. I have a shitty pair of underwear hanging on that hook just waiting for me. Why not wrap it in napkins and throw it away? Don't wrap it in napkins and throw it away. How about you throw it away, you fucking monster? And then there's little baggies in those containers, so it's not like you have to touch this shitty underwear. Whatever.
00:31:25
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Oh, my God. I've never heard that before. That's crazy. But one time when I was cleaning... Ryan, was this person's name Gloria, perhaps? Wait, what he say?
00:31:37
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It's definitely the same person. He's like, nope. Sometimes they do try and fudge him, and definitely it was the same person. She wanted you to find them. That's an inside joke between me and Ryan. He knows what I'm saying.
00:31:49
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Just making a goof. and Nope, he says, nope. It wasn't Gloria. I think she wanted you to find them. You think maybe it was like a come on? Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
00:32:02
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Or she hated you. I didn't realize how important I was. It was one of my ex-girlfriends who was coming back to throw me a little love.
00:32:16
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Remember me?
00:32:23
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oh my God. while we're on your guys and He says he threw some jokes at you about your story. Take them if you want them. uh probably in the smell you did not wait we were outside there we go he said niggas joke about the wife make a joke about the wipes bam here's one of the jokes about the wipes i'm not on the other shit so i can't see them on well i'm throwing them up as you as i'm talking about okay cool he said make jokes about the wipes the guy's hoodie now he wants the hoodie back
00:32:58
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mean I think an even a better one is for the first time ever, I did not want to steal a guy's hoodie. It had shit all over it. There was eating dog. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, literally. Oh, shit.
00:33:10
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We're outside, though, so it was okay. I used a handicapped spot. That's funny. I always do. But, yeah. Thanks for popping in, Brian. Yeah. Thank you. um Yeah, we're going work on some stuff with that story. That's going to be A killer bit.
00:33:29
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Yeah, that was one of the bits that I was working on. That's actually the the only part that makes it even the best part of it is it actually happened. So you can use comedic exaggeration, all sorts of other of things. You can change the setting. You can do so much because it's your story.
00:33:47
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And as long as you keep that core, which is, oh, I pooped. Yeah, I could
00:33:56
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I don't want to say if Ryan's ever available, we'll have him come in in while. We'll talk about writing.
Using Personal Stories in Comedy Routines
00:34:01
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Yeah. we but There's more than one way to skin the comedy cat. No two people write the same way. Just don't steal. I actually, i don't even say poop or shit. I say Skittle.
00:34:14
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but Just because of this little kid I used to babysit. So I'm like, oh, I got a Skittle.
00:34:24
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Yeah, that bit is going to crush that again good I wasn't going to make that a part of my bit. i was just telling you a story. No, I'm telling you right now. Just what you gave us.
00:34:35
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That is a killer story. All right, cool. Talk about me shitting myself. Yes. You know why it's going be so great? And this is a fact. You're going be talking about yourself.
00:34:47
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And somebody in that audience, a lot more people than would be willing to admit in that audience has have had that happen to them. Not necessarily on a date, but they've had an accident in their garage as an adult.
00:34:58
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Trust me, it fucking happens. Not to me, of course. I am the colon commander.
00:35:05
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Yeah, whatever. You're a fucking professional idiot. That's right. One time, Sue caught me. I was sneezing, coughing, and peeing all the same time. And... a little plug popped out the back. I was like, oh no Finally, I've joined the club. I pooped myself.
00:35:22
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But i didn't it wasn't like a big dump or anything. It was just just enough, just just enough to know that did Welcome the dark side, the brown side.
00:35:35
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You made it. Finally, I'm a part of a club I never wanted to be a member of. That's why you have Vader everywhere. Why do I have Vader everywhere? No, I said welcome to the dark side. Whatever. It didn't land. I'm just going to shut up.
00:35:52
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but but
00:35:55
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Welcome to the brown side. Dun, dun, dun. There's a song. There's a song or someone. Two who are not going have sing it. Bradley.
00:36:08
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Oh, God. Oh, Lord. Trash. Trash.
00:36:17
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What other aspects of comedy do you want to talk about tonight? We got something to work with. We'll do that privately. um But, oh, you know what's really cool? We're going to work this out a little bit. And I want you to do the videotape thing, okay, with your friends at the barbecue.
00:36:32
Speaker
And then my homeboy, Jeef, the Jeef himself. was i a hand He was up on Friday night with Michael and friends. Moving out with Michael and friends. He's going to come in with us because he, while not exactly a comedy writer for per se, although he has written some bits and does want to go on stage, I haven't talked him into doing it yet.
00:36:54
Speaker
But he's going to do it, I think, eventually. he had to mean to it He helped me tighten my material up super fast with a super cool method. And he's going to display the method right here live on our show with your tape and with one of my tapes.
00:37:11
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I'm going to have do my tape first, and I'm going to do the worst possible one I could i could show you. I still have the very first time I was ever on stage taped. In fact, you can see that for free on my YouTube.
00:37:22
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I left that one up there because it's so horrendously bad. But six weeks later, i got like my or seven or eight weeks later, I got my seventh time on stage in the same group. You can see it all.
00:37:34
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It's like the first first and second time ah went through the Fun and Sandwich Community in the Ohio contest. If do you think those are good, you should see me now because those are so old. But some of those are still killer fucking in bits.
00:37:47
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I'm proud of. Way back then still. There are others that I wish i could forget. But they're still up there. Why? As a litmus. Like, look, this could be you someday.
00:38:01
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If you think you're bad, look at this. This is bad. And I still got some. It's learning lesson. And it's a learning lesson that you can look back on and be like, oh, this is the mistakes that I made.
00:38:14
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And this is how I changed it. Yeah. Jeez. Yeah. I don't know. It's just a reminder that look, as bad as I thought it was, I still improved.
00:38:29
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And if you think you're that bad or worse, you can get better. And if you work at it, you will get better. So, yeah, well I'm going on air on our show.
00:38:40
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I'm not saying a week yet i don't have it booked for sure when it can come in. But maybe next Wednesday, who knows. But it'll be on a Wednesday night with this Ha Ha's, Pump Day Ha Ha's. He's going to go through my tape and just cut it down.
00:38:54
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show you, like, ah tell me where to fix this, what to do with that, where to tighten it up, where to drop things. It's really really an interesting perspective that he brought that I did not notice.
00:39:08
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And it's so obvious once you point it out. And then after one session with this dude, it'll change your writing forever. here And if anybody out there is an inspiring comedian and you want to do this stuff live yourself, listen to
The Process of Writing Comedy
00:39:21
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this guy. He is my guru, the chief.
00:39:23
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The chief. He's a guru. don guru And he's known me for so long he can actually write for me. And he's reminded me of things that we did or I did.
00:39:34
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Yeah, he's he gets credit. When finally filmed that special, he gets credit as a writer. it was fun hanging out with him. He was pretty funny. i didn't realize that's who were talking about.
00:39:45
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Yeah, yeah. Mr. Quiet. Yeah. I fucking thought he froze or fell asleep. Friday night. He was so still.
00:39:56
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he I know. He was like... Well, somebody texted me. They were like, hey, man, that guy up in the right, he alive? I don't know. I can't put a mirror under his nose. I'll just ask him.
00:40:07
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yeah But he hadn't moved himself. I thought he was gross.
00:40:14
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No, he had... like he said like two or three things, and each thing that he said was pretty funny. he wasn't.
00:40:24
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He sounds like good piece. The excellent joke about James Woods, that one the night. Yes. If don't know what I'm talking about, go back and watch it. Friday night from... Figure out the date, Brittany. I'm not looking.
00:40:38
Speaker
Oh, bitch. I'm kidding. don't have to do that. It's the Friday previous to today. So it's five days ago. What's today's date? 15th. fifteenth So it was on the 10th.
00:40:51
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Math is hot. Yeah. The 10th. That's the 10th. That's right.
00:41:03
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This Friday night, we'll definitely be doing a show on movies. I've got a one-on-one guest. It'll be the chief himself. We're going talk about any concept he wants to.
00:41:13
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ah We're still sticking with a horror theme since Halloween month. And, uh, I don't know what his topic is yet, but I've decided I've worked hard enough on this network. I'm tired of do shouldering everything. All right.
00:41:25
Speaker
Who wants to act like it's him, but no, it's me. I'm the workhorse here. ah I'm back here. So hold these people up all the time. So going to make my guests come up with their own topics, their own, what they want to talk about, because that's what professionals do. Make other people do the work for them and then credit.
00:41:41
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good game run ah If you ever want to come up on a Friday night, just the two of us or whatever, and other than panels, like when we have other people with there too, you want to talk about something very specific about movies, let me know.
00:41:54
Speaker
I'll book you too. um you Yeah, this Friday, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it. I'll be in the comments. Okay, cool.
00:42:05
Speaker
Cool, cool, cool, cool. I got some other cool guest co-hosts coming up in the future that will be TBD, but they're very cool people. I know I'm one of these folks in real life. Very cool folks. And it's going to be a lot of fun, but we're going to be starting to do with the Friday night movie show.
Upcoming Network Shows and Content Variety
00:42:21
Speaker
the movie night with Michael and friends is going to be something different than what we used to do. So it'll be fun. I have also been talking to a few folks about maybe coming up on Flick's House of Music.
00:42:34
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And getting interviewed some bands. If you guys like rock music or metal. We'll see how that goes. and oh and That's every Tuesday. Glicks House of Music right here on the Non-Tensible Network. It starts when it starts.
00:42:52
Speaker
<unk> it starts when it starts its so you know Look for it. It starts when it starts. Cold-Blooded Conversations, I think it's called, on Monday nights. It talks about reptiles, lizards, and such. Or maybe it's Motorsports Monday. I'm not. Fuck, man.
00:43:08
Speaker
For the workhorse of the network, I should know more. We live all over the place. We're trying to finite it. yeah See, the race cars are reptiles. Or ocean now football as well.
00:43:21
Speaker
Football's is on Sunday, though. Football's on Sunday. Good kicks you're right in the footballs every Sunday. Saturday mornings, you'll catch out some Cash's Corner here and there, too.
00:43:35
Speaker
That's the day. Good goodness, boy. The Cash. Saturday is a day. a night for sure. There was a morning show. For right now, it's on hiatus. I'm going be doing something else with that. I haven't decided yet.
00:43:51
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So stay tuned on there. We need some day programming as well for you night workers.
00:43:58
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She can catch us live just as well.
00:44:03
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Britt, what's the best show you've seen lately that's not I'm Sorry? i don't know know element Let's eat 14 minutes with so TV talk. ah I like Brooklyn Nine-Nine just because of what's-his-face.
00:44:21
Speaker
Andy Samberg. And it's old as hell. That's what you're talking about. What currently are you watching? Anything? don't know. I stick to my comfort comedy. So you don't look for new stuff?
00:44:36
Speaker
I do, but it's like usually on YouTube. like I will watch stand-up on my phone or my computer. and like i don't Like I said, I lost all my subscriptions to everything, so um ah I'm limited. Gotcha.
00:44:56
Speaker
What do you search for on YouTube to find comedy? What's your search? I don't know. It already has like a a thing where what's it? Algorithm that looks up. Damn it. I couldn't get the beat fast enough. Sorry about that.
00:45:15
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You're fine. Your sneezes are so funny. Bless you. I think I sneezed like that normal again.
00:45:26
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I don't
00:45:30
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i don't even know. I'll just like sometimes just look up ready or standup comedy up comedy. But it has an algorithm of like the people that I like already.
00:45:43
Speaker
So like I go back and rewatch their new shit sometimes and then I'll go off of their stuff like and find new people. like from their playlist. Right.
00:45:55
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Have you checked out more Dan Cummins? Any what? Have you checked out any more Dan Cummins after I showed him? No, yeah, I did. I did. He's funny. I like him. He's awesome. I lot love him. He's outstanding. I would pay money to see him live.
00:46:10
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Kyle's name is another one. Dirt Nap. That's a funny one. It's a full special. It's called Dirt Nap. Very funny. ah Chad Daniels. He's got a special called the Dad Chaniels. It's really funny.
00:46:24
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Oh, I love that because I do that like on a daily basis. I will switch like the first letters of words around by accident so i i love that is that dyslexia
00:46:41
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no it's uh him talking about his kids and family oh i'm not talking about the fucking show i'm saying like that's why you call the dad of channels no it's just something you're doing for the sake of doing you're doing it person no i don't no i don't do it purposefully like i will accidentally slip It's got a Freudian slip sometimes.
00:47:01
Speaker
Okay, okay. I know about that shit. um I'm somewhat up here. i learned about that shit. If I'm wrong, I don't think it is a Freudian slip.
00:47:13
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It might be. no actually, I think it is. Whatever, dude.
00:47:20
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We're funny. It doesn't matter. Right. You watch the Tootie? tu you watch the two hey Oh, yeah, Tubi. Well, okay, so my TV doing this weird thing where it, like, goes really gray, and I can't do anything on it.
00:47:42
Speaker
So that's why I have to use my laptop to watch YouTube too and stuff like that. I think it's because it's cold. it does it every once a while. Let me check if it works.
00:47:53
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Come
00:47:58
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on, bitch. Nope. to the gray screen.
00:48:06
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Fuck you, TV. But come back. It comes back every once in a while. It's like I have to resuscitate it or something. For anybody who was here in the beginning of the show for the intro, rate the intro one to five. I'm dying to hear what you guys think.
00:48:24
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There's a reason I'm asking that. I'm going to play our outro. Again, probably a one-time thing. Between now and next Wednesday, there are plans for
00:48:39
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getting new intros, outros built up and made. hopefully we can get that done in the next week so bear with us and i'm sorry brit unless you want to go alone going to pull the plug a little early got a house i got a situation with the house i have to get under control um i'm a caregiver and that takes precedence over a live show i'm sorry guys we're gonna have to shut down a little early but that's okay it was over because i said so pretty last words bye
00:49:13
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This is me recording and checking my sound. I don't know if it'll work good or not. I've got super lame looking hair. I hate this fucking haircut.
00:49:23
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It's fucking and stupid as fuck. But that's what Sue wants, so that's what Sue gets. She wants to make sure I'm unfuckable to the rest of the world. Whoop!