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Nonsensical Nonsense
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Super low-key chill show with lots of fun conversations and randomness
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Introduction and Opening Chaos
00:04:10
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Welcome to the fucking show.
00:04:15
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Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we about to riz them with a tism. Let's get with it. set my deck and eat my asshole you sons bitches
00:04:31
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but what maybe
00:04:44
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everybody? Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. What's that song? in our song called saturday I think it's Friday that we're back. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a S a D R E a ya one um yeah oh he might not i know that Saturday night. It's actually called Saturday night. I think I know Saturday nights. All right. for fun Sure. I think I was Billy Joel or Elton John. One of the two, I don't listen to Billy Joel. So I wouldn't know. I think I have one Billy Joel song when her skin had a song Saturday night special. That's different. That's what I've done.
00:05:24
Speaker
It's still Saturday night, bro. You're stretching the concepts there, buddy. Hey, it has Saturday in it. Jesus. my Big Mac salad, I guess. I'll give it to you if you give me the Big Mac salad. I don't know about all that. I'm just pulling a Jeff over here. Don't mind me. The Big Mac. If I try hard enough and I sound convincing enough,
00:05:53
Speaker
It'll, it'll mix. You know what? It may sound silly, but it fucking works. It convinced you, didn't it? I mean, that's not saying a lot. because i' be thing I could be like, hey, I got an idea. I mean, I guess, fuck it. I'll yell at you later when this goes bad. yeah Exactly. Yeah.
Show Availability and Listener Engagement
00:06:19
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Well, now, welcome to non-Surgical Nonsense, everybody.
00:06:23
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Yes, we are nonsensical. And yes, this is some nonsense. oh you have no idea If you're going to make fun of the name of our show, at least be better. Certain people out there. Let's be honest. Because after four years of doing this, it's kind of hard to make fun of something good. You have no idea, buddy. We can't be at time to time.
00:06:53
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Uh, yeah, like near Dundee. Um, but nonetheless, it is Saturday night. We're here to do what we do. We are on the nonsensical network. Hang it out. Check out the rest of the shows, man. We got a lot of things going on around here. Um, and everything is on bio.ly. We're on Facebook, Instagram, X tick tack shows are live Monday through Sunday.
00:07:20
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Uh, and then you can also listen on the podcasting platforms. so I mean, there's, there's no reason for you not to listen to us or say that you can't behind us because we're, you can give this gender affirmation or permission surgery. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I only get that. season Yay. Burnly grasp it in your hand.
00:07:47
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00:07:50
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Hey, it's not Wednesday. What are we talking about penises for Saturday? We talk about Saturday. We talk about everything. Let's be honest. Yeah. Everything and anything. But, um, speaking of the shows, man, Mondays, we kick off Monday nights with, uh, Speedway stories and cold blooded conversations. It's racing. It's reptiles. What else do you need to know?
00:08:14
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fact. I'm looking forward to sitting down and chatting with Wally one day and be like, what in the world? How do we put those two things together? How do we describe this show? But he makes it work. like you like that he makes it It's cool. You know, what I like about Wally shows is is he doesn't try to mix the two genres. You know, one one time that we talked about reptiles, the next he'll talk about racing, which is great.
00:08:45
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Whatever, man, we should have reptile racing. Can we teach a dragon to drive a car? I'm sure we could. Yeah, total races. There's a bar in Florida that does total races. No, I'm talking about if you could teach a dragon or like a lizard of some sort to drive a car, I'd watch that race. Hey, they get those bears that ride bicycles. I'm sure we could figure it out. and he's go to get But, um yeah, Wally's kicking Monday's off 6 p.m.
00:09:14
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New challenge for you, Wally. Find a dragon. Komodo dragon. Teach you how to drive a Mustang down a road. Put it on their drag street. I mean, right after Wally on Mondays, I think 8 p.m. I think that's when Connor does his thing. I don't know. Is Men Care for Men. It's a men's mental health podcast all about men's mental health, daily life struggles, ups and downs and all that fun stuff about being a man.
00:09:44
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Tuesday nights is clicks house of music. and With the philosophy and throw some dirt on it and go back to work. Yeah. Tuesday nights is clicks house of music. That's me hanging out with up and coming musicians and artists. And just shooting the ship for a little bit. Oh, shit. It's already February. everywhere Oh, wow. It's the first.
00:10:12
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Yeah. Tune in this Tuesday. I will have perfect season hanging out with
Music and Trivia Highlights
00:10:18
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me. Looking forward to that. that I think they're going to be a fun little band to hang out with and chat with. Last week I had Lift the Curse on with me. Oh, I'm sorry. um I'm a week behind. Yeah. Those guys were awesome. They'll be back up again. Same with Kissing Wolf. I think some of these artists we're going to get to see more than just on a one-time occasion because we're having fun hanging out. We're fun people. Yeah. And definitely want to hang out with them again and shit chat. But yeah, for perfect season coming up this Tuesday and then Wednesdays is what the fuck news. That's Jeff and I. It's in the news and it makes us say what the fuck.
00:11:03
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Well, we're going to talk about it and make fun of stupid people. Why? Because stupid people are made are fun to make fun of. Because why make fun of ourselves when we make fun of somebody else? Yeah. And they should be made fun of because they're stupid.
00:11:16
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very I mean, Thursday's is it's a blank space. We don't know what's going on. We're working on it. Jeff's, Jeff's you're pulling a Jarvis on us. You're like, it's in the works. Here's the problem with it. It's like, I barely have enough time to do research for WTF and, and, and Friday night and they're all three in a row. So it's like, ah I mean, i what the sola is is easy to find stories. Well, also she yeah reliable co-host. Um,
00:11:53
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Shoot, I get, I've already got stories for next week that I started getting Wednesday after we got done because I got that news break on my phone and like thought i headlines.
00:12:05
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Um, sometimes I just see a headline and I'm like, let me go save that. Let me go see. I do the same thing when I scroll through TikTok, although I haven't done it but been doing that lately. Uh, yeah. Wildcard Thursday.
00:12:19
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Um, but yeah, so, uh, and then Fridays is nonsense and chill. Uh, shout out to our guy, Blaze. Um, Blaze and Jeff are usually watching movies and whatnot. The last night he did his inaugural, uh, and I know there's some bugs and kinks and stuff like that, but man, it was fun. I, I had a last i thought the trivia was awesome. I thought Blaze did a really good job, um, setting up the questions and the scenes and the audio, um, definitely put a lot of work into it. So shout out to Blaze.
00:12:47
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and And it's trivia night. I don't know if you'll have me back again, but i I did win the inaugural trivia night. and it and ah in In comeback fashion, the only way I know how to do dramatically, over dramatically.
00:13:12
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I'm on the back. well so You said come back fashion. You said that's the only way you know how to do it. I'm on the back. i was get so Sometimes they put bullseyes back there. Hey, do whatever works for you, I guess. Jeff's got a precious moments one on his back. You have no idea. I do. like Right in Superman.
00:13:38
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it ah everybody' is gloom me yeah Shout out to please he did he did a really good job. What's up, please? Somebody's ears were burning. Well, I'm like said, he probably won't have me back again. But nonetheless, I had fun doing it. Let's be honest. It's amazing. We're still friends with him. He is way smarter than we are. again Well, I i You know what I did find impressed last night is that he was able to trip trip us all up at one point or another. Son of a bitch. It was genius because the Jamie Lee Curtis, the Jamie Lee Curtis one that wasn't Halloween was kind of like, ooh.
00:14:26
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Yeah, that one stung a little bit. And I knew and I called it as soon as I said it. I was like, Oh, Glick's going to get this wrong and I'm going to laugh because I know you're Jamie Lee Curtis fan. Yeah. Um, but oh yeah, it was a, what a beast mode. Um, what up Chris technician? Uh, no, it was fun. It was fun. I believe he did a really good job, man. Uh, so I'm definitely looking forward to, uh,
00:14:55
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watching his trivia nights and whatnot as they go on and seeing what he comes up with. And then Saturday nights, we're here hanging out doing nonsense. Nonsense. ah We're nonsensical. And we're nonsense. We're and crazy. We're crazy, man. And we do an open door challenge where we drop a link in the chat and say, hey, guys, come hang out with us. Just don't show us your wieners.
00:15:26
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You can chose our wingers, just not on here.
00:15:33
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Well, why you thought about it? Please send your welcome back. I do a blazer. And I did message him last night. I owed him an apology. I got really drunk really fast last night. You did? And then I started really drunk last night. Yeah, I don't... like It's been a hot minute since I've been removed.
00:15:53
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But nonetheless, then we wrap the week up on Sundays with unnecessary roughness, our our sports show. So we're yeah hanging out talking all things sports now, not just the foosball. Not just the foosball. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm not going to watch. I just don't do sports. You're going to watch and you're going to like it. Yeah. You get you keep on thinking that. And you're going to ask stupid questions too. Oh, well, that's a regardless.
00:16:20
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always interested are the pelicans really a team dude i i i swore he was fucking with me never heard of it yeah it's lots of things going on lots of shows happening um lots of different content i cannot dude i honestly cannot see i'm just literally just seeing like flashes in front of my face well they say if you jerk off too much you'll go blind I'm already blind. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. I'm going to try to. Try to. There we go. Jeff has one job. I haven't ready. I was waiting for you to mention it. You did. Drop the link. DJ clicky click. I was waiting for you to mention it so I can drop the rank. I had it ready to go. DJ Dustin Spunk is apparently is is apparently on vacation tonight.
00:17:21
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Yes. This is an all-blicking games, all right? This is serious business, Jeff. Yeah. but we be thinking and and and Let me know when it starts to get serious. After four years of doing this, I'm waiting for us to get serious. Just once. We are serious, professional. Fuck-ups. I was, i was up yeah, that's the fucking true. God damn.
00:17:49
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Uh, was it Wednesday? Maybe Friday. No, Friday. I think it was popped in and, uh, it was watching a little of the morning coffee with fireman rich. He showed that he does, uh, Monday, Wednesdays and, uh, and Friday nights or Friday mornings, bright and early. You guys should check it out to get up early in the morning. I know you're not. I don't, I don't get up behind 50 because I have to be at work by 10. Yeah. No, rich does an early morning show and, uh,
00:18:18
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yeah he's He's a little bit more maturing growing up than us s knuckleheads. But he was giving us a shout out in there. And he said, these guys are professionals. And I commented, yeah, have professional dummies.
00:18:32
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thanks Because that's about the that's about the damn truth of what we are. But yeah, Rich, I do enjoy Rich's show in the morning. It's a nice it's it's a nice morning pace.
00:18:48
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Yeah, it's nothing crazy, nothing too outlandish. Sometimes Rich gets a little animated, but he does good stuff. He does good stuff for me. He does a good show. Dude, I don't know what's going on with my eyes, man. I am like tripping fuck. I literally cannot, like, I can't read the chat right now. Really? Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like a constant strobe light in both of my eyes. Maybe I'm having a fucking stroke. I was gonna say, do you smell toast? Yeah.
00:19:18
Speaker
Orson Ander is one of the two. Either way. So it wouldn't be surprised either way. You know, either way, at some point, my head could slam into this desk and I could be dead. And that would be... As long as you're alive, I'm not mad at anybody. Yeah. Domini's having a great time. He tried to have a great time. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I wonder if it's the light.
00:19:45
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see here if this whats anybody Well, so yeah, I get that sometimes when I like, uh, I have Christmas lights above me for lighting. So I have good lighting and sometimes I'll, I'll get dots on my eyes because of it. I'll look at it. Well, I wonder if that's what it is because I've been looking up at the TV cause I got the world rumble on. So usually I'm not that i do it right at the light, but the light is directly between me and the TV. So I've been kind of.
00:20:17
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I'll sit in the dark for a little bit. There you go. I hope I don't get in trouble for having my neon light on because... Oh my God, because God forbid anybody else do it. Oh, hey, hey, hey. Careful, Clint. You're gonna get us in fucking trouble. I know. Jesus. Good Lord. Hi. Have you had a chance to check out the new music that dropped last night or yesterday from Jules and James?
00:20:45
Speaker
No, I totally fucking forgot. God damn it. Well, don't worry. i don't you't remind me yet dick I got you covered. We're gonna play him tonight. you're You're a fucking asshole. You tell me this stuff live, but you don't tell me hours before so I can listen to it. It's like you don't talk all day, you know? shit i said it last I said it last night on Blaze's show because I said I felt like Blaze was reading my mind last night because he played Jules.
00:21:09
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Christopher I've known you 30 years 90% of time when you speak it just goes in one ear out the other because That's your problem, you don't listen when i speak Yeah, that's my problem but
Humor and Tech Discussions
00:21:25
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change where Your life would be if you would just listen to me yeah that's my it Listening to you is my not my problem trust me That's what we needed. Life would be so much better. No, yeah. Last night, because Blaise played both a Jules song and a James Lucas song. And I was like, Blaise, you must be reading my mind, because they had brand new music that came out today that will be debuting tonight on this show. Well, it's going to be, they've already dropped it. We're just debuting it on our network. Right. So. exactly Wait, it's is it on? It's on their Spotify already, right?
00:22:08
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Yeah, it's on their Spotify. It's on YouTube. OK, so I can find it easily because I already followed over from on Spotify. I turned my Spotify on and one I think of like my fifth song on my playlist is I Want to Feel Better by Jules and Hal. Fucking love that song. Yeah, it's a great song.
00:22:29
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ah they report me report me for the uh podcasting authorities and say that right i'm copying think another fraud had it first before it looked a bellwanger yeah um um um um um um mom ma laha nobody we don't love these hoes um You would not be in trouble if if you guys would just listen to me when I speak And do the things that I advise you to do life would be so much easier for just sure but that um I am a pro professional I just feel if I did listen to you more often I'd actually you know be sitting in a cage somewhere and
00:23:27
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like What happened to my life? In my closet, in a cage. Yeah. Next to your mom's ashes. I just talk to your mom all day. Hey, make some noise. Wake his ass up. I'm fucking hungry. Here you go, Jeff. You can talk to my mom. You guys can be great. You come in there with a cattle broad in every once in a while. ill just just just kind You still alive in there, little buddy? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good, daddy. Aren't you happy you finally listened to me? Look at you. Look how good you like this now. Son of a bitch. I'm trying to do something here and and it's not working. Don't like it.
00:24:15
Speaker
Oh, it helps if you actually download it, dumbass. fucking down What are you trying to download? you I'm working on something fun. Don't worry about it. It's a wittable supplies. Now my shit doesn't work. So that is left, that is right.
00:24:39
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I'm making a logo. Look at my logo. I'm awesome.
00:24:51
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I keep doing the same one do twice. Now my background remover doesn't want work. Right. I confused it because I did the same image like four times backwards and forwards. And it's going, I don't know what you want. I don't know what's happening here. We'll go low light. We'll go low light. I'm starting to be able to see again. I think that's what it was. I was just staring at that. I told you. It happens to me all the time.
00:25:23
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I need to. I need to. What the fuck is that guy?
00:25:34
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I don't know. That was a quick ass. Best two out of three. Oh, is that rampant? Oh, I live my life quick. You're alone a lot, aren't you?
00:25:51
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yeah i am i'm a But I told you I made three dollars off that stupid app I've been playing with ah no I'm kind of impressed with myself actually What's that what you do what you do so I got this app I get this app, but it's called and and I've been wanting to talk about it for a while But this is a perfect opportunity. So I got this app. It's called talking And Taki is an AI program that literally you you have, you know, when he opens up and gives you a person that's AI generated,
00:26:32
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It's either cartoon, anime, or or it looks realistic. And you can have a conversation depending on whatever the situation it sets up. Well, you can create your own. People can download it and use it. I yeah um i created six just goofing off. And my six have made me $3 in like a week and a half. So but it's like that AI girlfriend thing.
00:26:57
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Kind of, but it's not really a girlfriend because it's like, well, there's that too, but there's also like AI assistance. You can actually, I was actually thinking about making one of each one of us on the network so people could do interviews with the nonsensical network team. Oh Jesus. Cause I think it would be funny. You really are alone a lot if you create your AI. Oh dude, I'm gonna create one of you that's just a Sasquatch.
00:27:25
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And it'll have your face because the AI, you actually upload a photo and it makes a photo based on your description and the photo you uploaded. So it'll have your facial expressions or features, but it'll be a Sasquatch. I might do that while we're on ah on the show because it'd be funny. That I can show it.
00:27:51
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But, yeah, like, like, I was telling you before we started, I created one that it's been downloaded in 12 hours. It's been downloaded in you. It was not downloaded, but actually talked to, and people are subscribing to it 43 times in 12 hours. Jesus. Yeah. And it made me $3. Because I was just able to monetize them. You know what?
00:28:18
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And I'm one of them. So don't make fun of my people. I can't come out tonight, guys. I'm hanging out with my AI girlfriend. Don't make fun of her. She's sweet. She's nice. And she loves me. She's told me so. Yeah.
00:28:41
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i But it's it's like there's there's different scenarios It's like because do you could actually create one of your boss and then tell your boss off and then he just takes it And if you can't get fired I mean some people have bosses in real life that you can just tell them to fuck themselves. This is fact Yeah, but this one you don't risk losing your job
00:29:06
Speaker
Love to, hey, love to come to the bar with you guys. tonight I'm just so busy. I'm banging my balls. I got, I got seven AIM girlfriends. I got to entertain here. What happens when they find out about each other? They don't because that was my first thought. Cause the first one that popped up was like, she wants to be your girlfriend. And I was like, that's weird. And I was like, what if she finds out about another one?
00:29:33
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But they don't because they don't. I got to go for it. Yes, I'll be because it works. It works kind of like WhatsApp. You know how when you open up your WhatsApp, there's there's different conversations. It works like that. Yeah, man, you got to get out of the house more, dude. Got to have money. I'm just I'm just learning to blaze. I'm agoraphobic. So he might be.
00:30:01
Speaker
I might be. I don't know. I left the house today, and I started to shake. I mean, it's free to go outside. You don't need money to go outside. Get some fresh air. Stop breathing them bathroom fumes. I'm not, Ben. It's not a bathroom, but I've got the door open. Realize. No, I spent the day moving. I'm moving my router. yeah Here's the crazy thing. My laptop is is... It only works on Wi-Fi. You can't hard line in.
00:30:30
Speaker
So to get a better signal, I spent the day moving my fucking router. Like, I had to go get cable and hook it up, and then um I have it just on the other side of this wall. Because I didn't feel like drilling a hole through the wall. culture Yeah, that doesn't sound like a fun... Because youre yourre you're all your walls, like, your your house is all concrete, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, and they're solid. Because it's poured concrete walls. Well, yeah, concrete's typically solid.
00:30:59
Speaker
No, but like, not if you do block. Oh, yeah. But I mean, it's still solid. Yeah. No, but they are 100. I get that. But they are poured concrete walls. And like, I watched them build the next section of the area about, it took them like six months. And they, because they build like seven houses at a time.
00:31:24
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and they built the whole next section of the ah area in six months. ah as i imagine walking back to theor I would imagine that those houses would be pretty goddamn easy to throw up pretty quick. Oh yeah, they're because they're they're pretty standard. and It's two bedrooms and a bathroom upstairs ah and then downstairs is this kitchen living room and then the half bath.
00:31:52
Speaker
I mean it's it's it's what's called a starter home And their cookie cutter like you read it. There's I think there's four different designs, but they're basically the same Yeah, you know um and then they paint them and wire them and everything ah and Everything's as they build the you know how when you build a a frame for the board walls They actually do all the plumbing before they pour the concrete
00:32:19
Speaker
Oh, nice. And all the wiring and the plumbing is in conduit. So it can be replaced. Like, if I wanted to, I could take off a receptacle and just pull wire out, you know, after disconnecting it from the box. Yeah.
Cultural and Consumer Critiques
00:32:36
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yeahs in the moment yeah
00:32:41
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You'll be fine. But like when we... Is it 120, 277? It's 110. 110, yeah. Yeah. 110, 120, whatever it takes. Yeah, it's fine. It don't work. No, Europe europe does 220, which is kind of fucking weird. Yeah, it's me.
00:33:05
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um windy
00:33:09
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I'm the world to standard. ten more like Yeah, you know I work in a lot of buildings, and they can be anything from 120, 220. Well, it depends on what you're running. Yeah. Yeah. Or bigger. Now 120. Yeah. I don't even know. That's just a little, it's just a little tickle. man dont even Yeah. All right. All right.
00:33:36
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unless you're changing a ballast now and you're standing on a ladder and the metal top of your hat touches the fucking wire and it that's that's a little tickle a little tickle not not saying that it happened to me or anything right off it well not me right off of a six foot ladder right now i think the ceilings in here are 12 foot so it's you know it's it's it's a decent size house Yeah, door's eight foot. So yeah, about 10 foot high. 10 foot ceiling. And, you know, ah you don't have to worry about insulation because it's, you know, it's 79 degrees right now and it's eight o'clock at night. And this is the cold season. Yeah.
00:34:34
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I don't even know what the temperature is. I think it's, like, 30-something. But it's been nice the last few days. Yeah. But, you know, it's... Once again, the house is only 35 gram. I buy it, too, so it's not that bad. But it is a whole 28 degrees today right now. Gross. Gross. My fridge is that... is colder than that. but When it's not working, that's what it is for you. I mean, I would hope that your fridge, did you say what it's working? Yeah. So I actually, I'm actually fixing it for some reason. So the brand of fridge I bought, I bought a brand new fridge when we moved in here. And it's Samsung and Samsung had a, I don't know if they do recalls, but it's basically like,
00:35:34
Speaker
the Equivalent of a recall. They're like, oh you got to switch out this sensor so it is the flash I bought it in 2019. Oh, well, but it's one of those French door fuckers and thought and was nice It's nice fridge but I I got I'm waiting on the sensor to come in so I can actually switch it out and But it's not like your old school fridge was got that weird radiator thing on the back. It's super. Wow. isn All this weird technology as kind of freaks me out.
00:36:11
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where do you It's fun. It's fun stuff. But yeah, like I said, it's just I got to play with it more often. That's all. That's what she said.
00:36:28
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Yeah, you have no idea. You just got to play with it more often, huh? No. You just got to spend a little bit of time. You got a lot of love on me, baby. Yeah. Hit with the gating stick. You follow us, and if you've got content, we'll follow you. How's that? Yeah, that's key. You need that content. I'm coming here making making demands. Yeah. Jeff will show you where you can put your stick.
00:36:58
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or help put his stick one of the two i don't damnmit i did that wrong
00:37:05
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i i mean it's an easy fix but i still did it um ah yeah what is do what is on your shirt what is what is the graphic on your shirt I have no idea. I can't even read it. It's a skull and crossbones with a ah a bandana on. that You can't read. It looks like a hat that has the bill flipped up. You can't read it? Oh, it's upside down. It says first life or fast life. It is a hat with a bill up. There it is.
00:37:42
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but but It's upside down. but you I got it at Walmart or I got it at the store the other day because I was like, I need a shirt. Here's one. I'm going to just grab one. Yeah, you stopped shopping in the ladies' section, apparently.
00:37:54
Speaker
No. Well, here's the thing. Like, as I'm standing in the checkout line, they have this weird thing about checkout lines. God forbid they open more than two. does it Even though they got more than five. You said you were at Walmart? ah Well, the Walmart equivalent is Soriano. But I was going to say that's kind of the that's the business model at Walmart. We have 900 registers at two cashiers. Yeah, exactly. And I was standing there, and I was like, ah I don't feel like doing laundry today. Hey, look, a shirt. And I threw it in the cart. Been there before. Yeah. Instead of doing laundry, just go buy more clothes. And that's why I have more clothes than i than any man should ever have in my closet. I agree. I'm the same way. I buy t-shirts like they're going out of style. Yeah. There's there's a store here called La Casa Verde. It means the greenhouse. And it's it's kind of like a Spencer's.
00:38:55
Speaker
And they have all these novelty t-shirts and shit. They're hilarious. huh I go there and buy stuff all the time. great associate Yeah. However, I was speaking at the Walmart and they're non-existent cashiers. I got to give them a shout out, man. Cause they have those do it yourself, uh, and They just recently made all of their DIY registers.
00:39:27
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registers 20 items or less. Nice. Well, that's because people were going in and running an Apple through and leaving with a fucking PlayStation. Well, no. The people would go in. I mean, obviously, yeah, the stealing is the thing.
00:39:45
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Um, regardless 20 items or less, but no, man, you'd go up there the first of the month and all them damn welfare cases in there with three cartloads of shit in the DIY. And they're there for fucking 30 goddamn minutes. Right. And it's like, the fuck are y'all doing? gil Go to a normal register at this point. But, uh, that means they get everything half off because they just swipe one thing and put, do things in.
00:40:12
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Yeah, this is true. Well, you don't get that. you already You already get free money for being lazy. Right? You don't get free merchandise now, too. Why are you all here? Yeah, i I have to say I've never done it. For me, it's a pride thing. I'm sure it is for you as well. It's like I'm i'm healthy. I can healthy ish. I can work. Well, I'm just going to do it.
00:40:41
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It's it's there for help. I mean, it's not there for you to make a living off of. And he's got exactly babies. They got nothing fucking wrong with them. Only thing that they got wrong with them is that they're lazy and they don't know how to close their fucking legs. Facts. Although I like the girls, gosh, gosh, gosh sales.
00:41:05
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Well, gosh, gosh, gosh. I love that shit. Yeah. Um But uh, yeah, man, it there's fucking people driving me crazy and you Man that first weekend of the month man, walmart is a goddamn freak show. What's a freak show all the time? Well, I don't know I don't go on the weekends. I don't go anywhere get It's an extra free show on uh, the first of the month. There's all them fucking weirdos come out of Of hiding or the fucking woodwork Yeah
00:41:40
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thanks so pa dragon trail draging a trail thirty fucking kids bitch she's got thirty kids and forty two baby daddies explaining that man
00:41:54
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oh i'm sure it works out in the wash you know those are the kind of chicks when you meet them that are like the kids go I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
00:42:10
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Just like your real dad, I just remembered I have to go get milk. I'm going to go pick up cigarettes. See you back in 2015. Yeah, gotta go. I just remembered I have an appointment and I'm late for anything.
00:42:26
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Amen to that. Oh my god. Look at that. I gotta go.
00:42:32
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but
00:42:35
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Is you our daddy? Nope. Are you our new dad? I was watching. Don't be a menace to South Central. I'm drinking your juice in the hood. yeah That scene comes on. He's just like, kids, what do we say? Are you our dad? He's like, but he's still tagged it.
00:42:54
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a That's such a good movie. I love that fucking movie. Dude, speaking of movies that have that are excellent movies, I was watching an interview with DJ quals Quills or whatever his name is, the skinny guy that was in Road Trip. Yeah, he was also in Supernatural for for a while. He was, right what, a werewolf or something like that? I don't know. I haven't haven't gotten that far. Not that I pay attention where I watch, but but I didn't realize he was gay.
00:43:25
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Oh, you know what? I did hear that. And it and it shocked me too. I was like, really? Huh? I mean, I don't I don't really care, but it's like, you know, change the whole thing. Now we don't like you. Now we're boycotting this movie. Fuck tvlu that guy. I got a case of the gay. you Got a case of the gays. And I got to go. No, but I was like, I didn't. I had no I mean, I would have had no clue if he wouldn't have said it.
00:43:53
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What up, Mandy? Hey, your favorites? Weirdos. In full effect. Yes, we are. Well, we're here. We're here. We're just trying to get into the groove of things. It's been a weird weekend. It's been... Oh, my God. I have no idea. It's totally sad.
00:44:14
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I've never wanted a Monday to get here so bad. Oh, dude, I'm avoiding Monday. Yes. I'm just like... uh it just yesterday was a bad day for me man i bet i just man alive i drunk yeah you did holy shit you sent a weird fucking cryptic busking messages and shit i don't even remember doing that well first you sent one i i got halfway through and you were removed it
00:44:49
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Because it was like the weird circle. I don't even know how you did it, honestly. Oh. I've been on WhatsApp for years and I was like, how the fuck did you do that? I don't remember. I don't even remember sending them.
00:45:05
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Do you remember me calling you last night? Yeah, I don't remember. You were pretty fucking hammered. Yeah. like yeah after we got off the boat because i had to jump off talking to my kid and i we got up and then you sent me a message and it was just like all right go to bed it's time for bed not to do what but to add now i'm lost i'm confused yeah i have no idea i didn't remember i was like did you just call me last night
00:45:41
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admit him What did we talk about? Why did Jeff call me last night? The first thing he said, what the fuck are you still doing up? I'm like dude, you're awake too. definite but Clearly we knew what I was doing awake. Yeah, right?
00:45:59
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yeah
00:46:03
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like it's I think it's a valid response. I don't even know what time it was. It was like 130, something like that. yeah It wasn't so late that it was like unreal. Yeah, and we got home done really yeah you guys weren't out late. I just remember, I was like, let me talk to Nikki and you're like, she's asleep. I was like, all right.
00:46:33
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Yeah, I don't know. almost like It was one of those nights I still kind of feel the effects today. That's why I'm drinking a Pepsi. I'm debating. We were getting ready for the show and I was like, I was scooping off of a few things, promotion stuff. And then I looked, I was like, fuck. I gotta go to the store. Then they didn't have my cigarettes. I buy a pack of 25 L&Ms because they're cheap. And they didn't have them, so I bought two packs of 14.
00:47:07
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What up, motherfucker? What up, boss? What's up with you, bro? even Even miles apart, you two can make it stranger. Yeah. to Trust me. Yeah, we we make it weird. we we We are the kings of let's make it weird and awkward for no apparent reason. Right? What? Is this your first time?
00:47:35
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Hey, column. with it called six o'clock in the morning. Hey buddy, what's going on? Nothing. What's going on? and Just taking a shit. I was bored. Yeah. It'll be my, it'll be my shit buddy.
00:47:51
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ah Not yet. Not yet. When you answered the phone, when you answered the phone, I was like, you were like, what are you doing up? And I was about to say, oh, I just finished jerking off. But I was like, I don't want to weird it out. But I was like, why would he be weirded out? He's probably doing the same fucking thing. All right. Hell yeah, man. Good luck on quitting the smoking. Ew. Don't be that guy.
00:48:19
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Quitter. What a fucking quitter. they Nobody thinks it's going to be a rock. and yeah Yes, we never make direct eye contact with each other because oh that gate a game yeah that makes sense gay i don't need I don't need Jeff falling in love with me all over again. I already already got that monkey off my back once. I already kicked that habit once. I don't want to have to do it again.
00:48:48
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right
00:48:52
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Yeah. i I thought it was like but the best part about the conversation. I was like, you were like, are you still watching 21 Jump Streets? The original?
00:49:05
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I was like, dude, after the first season, it kind of picks up. Because that first season, wow, it was bad. yeah I don't. i Dude, I just really don't remember that at all, man. I really don't. I remember you calling me. And that's about it.
00:49:22
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You're like, what are you doing? I'm just watching 21 Jump Street. The original? I'm like, yeah, I told you this like 14 times. I'm going to have to watch that myself. it's ah I'm actually also watching Highway to Heaven because I found it. They're on 2D with Michael fucking landing, dude. Oh, the first season's bad. Oh, my God, it's hard to watch.
00:49:50
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there Don't make eye contact. Stop making it weird, bro. Don't want to get weird. Chicken tacos and soap for dinner tonight. Nice. Soap. Soap us. Soap. Soap base. Soap. I was like, soap? He says, why? They're good kids having a stroke or somebody's eating some weird shit. There's technicians over there eating tacos and soap tacos.
00:50:19
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well Well, okay. I have to explain. Sopes, my first time I heard it, living here, I was like, I don't like soup. And my like girlfriend at the time was like, they're not soup. They're like really big tacos. Oh,
00:50:35
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yeah last ah you want to talk about. but good No, yeah no, we actually we actually had real Mexican last night. We went to, we got, a there's a,
00:50:48
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Do you remember the Mexican restaurant in Mount Vernon that the like grandparents came over in the 60s or something and opened up? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You told me about that place. I've been there. Yeah, well, that that family has a bunch of restaurants, and we've got one here in town. And so it's like authentic Mexican, like a real Mexican. Right. All the employees, thanks to Trump, will be shipped on. The place is closing next week.
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00:51:16
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but um But I had a a rose, carne, something, I don't know, a steak. No, it wasn't asada. It was and something. it was But it wasn't asada. But it had, dude, it was so good. It was on like a bed of rice.
00:51:39
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you know, the Mexican rice or Spanish rice or whatever the fuck it's called. Right. And it had like, stay, it was like, it was basically fajita stuff, like the steak, peppers and onions, and then you had all your other, your sour creams. Yeah, sour cream makes it, Tex-Mex, I'm sorry. Because you want to talk about the biggest disappointment I ever found when I moved to Mexico. You can't get sour cream in a fucking restaurant. When you ask for it, they look like you're an asshole. Yeah.
00:52:08
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and I had the Pico. It was good though. I love Pico today. Yeah, it was good. Nicky had this great big fucking and tortilla bowl thing with shrimp and whatnot. but now like The place is actually really good, man. You know, for quote unquote, I guess authentic Mexican. Right. But abortions ain't small by no means. Amen to that. yeah me That ain't no Taco Bell Mexican.
00:52:38
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I mean, I still say it. I still say what I said. Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food. It's the most authentic thing you Now I want Taco Bell. You know, so the first time my wife went to Europe, you know, they don't have Taco Bell here, which I was kind of disappointed in. But and apparently they did it one time and everybody hated it. And I was like, well, you guys saw. But she was.
00:53:08
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Why would you hate Taco Bell? and Because it's not authentic. I'm sorry. it's it's it's like Maybe like Americans being mad at Wendy's. No, because I am agree. But here's the thing. So my wife had never eaten Taco Bell. she was in she The first time she went to Europe, she was in Germany. And they had a Taco Bell. And she sent me a picture. and I was like, fucking go.
00:53:34
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She called me a half hour later. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had. And I was like, I'm divorcing you. You know, I don't particularly like your wife. Sorry, she doesn't like you either. Wait a minute, I don't really like you. My disdain for her grows even more now. She was like, she's like, this is disgusting. The meat is ground beef. I'm like, yeah, it's awesome. She's like, no, it's. It's ground beef. She's like, who the fuck puts sour cream? Everybody. Everybody.
00:54:12
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Everybody, except you weird people. Right? You're doing it wrong. You're doing your own food wrong. You don't know how to make bacon. You should know that. Yeah. Everybody. use that's see You see, that's like, dude, I love sour cream. However, when I took her to Wendy's in Mexico City, she did enjoy it. So I wasn't mad at that. I mean, Wendy's is awesome.
00:54:41
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I do. I do like Wendy's. I like their square patties. Right, right. But man, I gotta say though, I think, ah you know, Wendy's has really good fries. But McDonald's has, and I don't know what McDonald's does, but they have the best fries. I know exactly what they do. They use a specific fry that they uh contract to grow be grown for them and they refuse to let anybody else use them i don't know their fries are the shit and i think they put crack in their coke because i don't even like coke
00:55:20
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but man It's it's a special so I actually I know this an answer to when you have those dispensers the the Soda dispensers and stuff. Yeah, they they you can actually Adjust the caramel and the all that crap and they do they adjust it to specifically their settings i don't know and that shit is like and It hits us sometimes ah just hits the fucking spot Actually, all the time. But sometimes I'm just like craving a Coke from McDonald's. Well, they, they, uh, the Coke at, uh, Carl's Jr. Oh my god, that stuff's awesome. You don't give me this fan of Carl's Jr. I like it. I don't like their stupid lettuce wraps, stupid shit. Yeah, they're, them, them and Hardee's,
00:56:17
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their burgers fucking yeah i know they're sloppy they're good they're sloppy man you're sloppy shut up don't don't diss they're fucking sloppy bro what up dog what up dog i watched i mean i watched uh i am number four today or something like that that alien oh i heard that was a terrible fucked up movie it's pretty good man it's got a uh it's got the chick from glee in it the one that played the blonde cheerleader and they got pregnant okay yeah and then i think christian stewart's in it i think that's christian stewart i could be wrong look at i gotta remember who the fuck christian stewart is okay yeah um remember and i i thought that was a cartoon like animated
00:57:19
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No, I'm sorry. Teresa Palmer. She looks like Chris. But, um, okay. Timothy Oliphant's in it and Kevin Durand is in it. I'm not mad at Timothy Oliphant. I love that guy and everything. And Kevin Durand is one of those dudes. He's in everything. And he almost always plays a bad guy, but he's got a very distinct voice. It's, I like that movie and I,
00:57:51
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That's what it is that I haven't seen a lot but every time I comes on I'm like, I forget how much I like this movie. It's cool It's just about a kid who's an alien and then there's other aliens that are coming to killing him and and whatnot But like lately TBS or TNT one of the two I've been playing some really good movies like the other night. I was watching real steel. Oh My god, I haven't seen that movie forever That's not the one with Shaq
00:58:23
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No, no, no, no. And you do a movie like that? Yeah, he did a Superman movie where he was Superman Steel. No, Real Steel is the robot boxing movie with Hugh Jackman. Oh, OK, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a good movie. Yeah. I argue with my wife every time we watch it. She's like, I've never seen this. This is like the ninth time we watched it. Combat.
00:58:47
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yeah Um.
00:58:52
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Oh, she saw in the theater and then it came on HBO and we were watching it and she's like I've never seen this I said we I have the ticket stuffs you have seen this Yeah James like a really lazy day. Nikki slept most of it pretty much all day. I slept a good chunk of the day myself. Ah Come back and take a break in a few I'm gonna come back see if I can get keep it in the overdrive but um So I fell asleep watching a movie today. not The movie is of no importance. It was just a weird horror movie that I found that had Tony Todd in it. But I woke up. I fell asleep 10 minutes into the movie. And I woke up. You know the original Django was a white dude? Are you serious? Yes, I woke up to the original Django movie. It came out loud in the 60s or whatever. And it's a white guy. It's not like they completely
00:59:47
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Change the entire character in the movie with the Fucking Ireland What's up? I said it did to take place in Ireland or some shit. No, it's a Western. It's their Western movies. He's a gunslinger That's so weird. Yeah, Django is actually a gunslinger um yeah I woke up, but he was like they had the Cowboys with the red sashes Okay, they were getting ready to burn this woman alive. And he's like, I got this. Well, gentlemen, would it be okay if I passed through and they're like, are you a Yankee? He's like, well, I fought for the union in the, in the, so a in the, in the civil war. And he's like, gentlemen, I would like to pass with no quarters. And they're like,
01:00:43
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I'll be a bad guy, so all of a sudden he just drops his shit in his guns there and he kills everybody. I'm like, well, this is just like no lead up. You just shot these guys. For no reason. He's just being an asshole. this yeah that i my legs oh Then I like goes back off and I woke up and he's in the bar and he was like,
01:01:06
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ah the kindly like you to give me a ah ah drink. barkeep and the barkeep said something and and he jango turned around and shot somebody else and i'm like this guy just likes to shoot people but fucking serial killer what an asshole like what is this guy doing i've watched like five minutes of this movie he's already killed seven people so whether they were bad guys or not i don't think that they deserved it so i fixed it
01:01:39
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That's what I was working on. I fixed it. Tell me what you think.
01:01:45
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That just looks like a regular skull. That's the point. It didn't. And i i so I'm still going to say. I colored it in. It didn't need to be fixed. It was fine. I like it to show up on my background. I made the background better. You can do all that color and you can just color the original skull yellow.
01:02:10
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and then it would have showed up. It didn't look good, because I did that first. yeah wow I did it first. It didn't it looked weird. It's it's it's fine for your picture. Where is the one I did?
01:02:24
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ah but Dr. Pepper has a blackberry flavor now. ah I see the other day that Pepsi has... There's the one where I changed the color. It looked weird.
01:02:37
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ah Yeah, that's why you can't be fucking with my masterpieces. That's why I made it realistic. I work long and hard. i made a i mean
01:02:52
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Pepsi has a new, what is it? Cherry ah cherry and cream or something like that? so shall yeah Strawberry and cream? I like a good cream soda.
01:03:05
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something like that. It's a new one. I don't know. I showed this to Nikki there. We were at the Kay Rogers and she was like, I might have to try that. That's the place to try it because God forbid you buy it and it tastes like shit.
01:03:21
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You know, it's just open it and try it in the store. No, but like, no, i'm I'm saying when you go to a restaurant and they have it, you try it there because you were like, yeah, this tastes like shit. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no. We were, you know, we went to, you know, it was a coworkers, man. ka roger Oh, I thought you said, I thought you said Kenny. Like, ah cause he grabbed him. He is a fucking chicken joint. He did have like a KFC style place, but not here. No, I,
01:03:47
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not long I think he had like Kenny Rogers chicken or something. Like, I don't know. but What happened to that poor guy? He was a, remember when the the guy from bad TV used to have Kenny Rogers in prison? Have you seen Kenny Rogers lately? The dude looks like he's just like, he makes Michael Jackson look normal. No, I don't think so. I thought Kenny Rogers was dead.
01:04:12
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is he No, unshtrackable you didn't miss anything. of and you anyny roger he told you Come on up. Oh, you can come up tonight, brother. We're gonna get ready to take a break, but you're more than welcome to come up and hang out tonight. You know, you're always welcome. Oh no, he did die. Yeah. I thought he died a few years back. Yeah. Pepsi's got some new flavors. 2020.
01:04:33
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I don't know. Maybe Wally will put him on his death list. but yeah You know, it's it's it's one of the things Kenny Rogers was the man back in the 70s. He did the movies and stuff. Yeah, I love Kenny Rogers. I love his music. I love his his westerns and stuff like that. but Well, he did that have racing movie with thought but he adopted all those kids. But like, look out, like the dude went through some serious plastics.
01:05:04
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Oh yeah. Uh, but there was at one point in time where he was like just completely wrecked, man. He was like a raging alcoholic. And that's what, uh, what is that goddamn downfall? What is it? Will Sasso that used to do on mad TV? He would, he would, he was like, Hey, y'all.
01:05:24
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What do you have a bottle? on tight nail And then like a bucket of chicken. and Come on, dude. to kidding When I was a kid, when I was a kid, I was seriously pissed off when I found out him and Dolly Parton weren't married because I thought they were the perfect couple and I was like, wait, they're not fucking this is bullshit. My childhood is ruined. Islands in the stream.
01:05:52
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that is what we uh that's not even kenny and dolly is there yeah it is islands in the street that's kenny and okay well some reason do it together for some reason i was thinking it was like i think they first it live on the grand old operate what are the gas prices here well that is a question that i wish i could give you an answer to i think it's uh two 282, I think, is what I've seen today. Maybe 284. Yeah, it's neverization it's definitely getting down below 300 again, or 300. Damn! I'm driving a fucking tank! It's getting down below $3 a gallon, which is nice. And it's staying. It's not like... Well, see, I paid $2 a liter, and there's almost 4 liters to a gallon. Yeah. $273 for a tractor.
01:06:47
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Yeah, I know. And the nice thing about it is that it's not like, you know how they'll do like, I don't know how it works in Mexico, but like here, you know, I'm sure you remember here in the States where they'd be like, yeah it would be consistent for like $3 for like, and then on a weekend, it would drop down super low. Like it would drop like 20 cents or something like that. Well, the crazy thing about Mexico is when I first moved here, there there was only one type of gas station. It was called Pemex.
01:07:16
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And in 2020, I think it was like 2019, 2020, maybe 2018, they sold the gas rights to Shell because it was a government broke government company. And then when Shell came in, now there's gas wars. Yeah. 300. I don't know what that... No, Shell.
01:07:41
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So, yeah, it would fluctuate up and down, but now it's getting to the point where it's staying. It's like it would just drop down for a couple of days, and then it would go right back up over $3, but now it's getting to a point where it's staying consistently below $3, which is nice. I mean, we say that, and I remember when I first started driving, I was literally paying like 75 cents a gallon. I think right now we're at $1.20 a liter.
01:08:11
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So about $4 a gallon, a little over $4 a gallon. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. I tried to say it's 273 where he's at. Cause it's 22 pesos a liter. The last time I saw the gas station, cause I walked by the other day and it was 22 pesos a liter and 20 pesos is a dollar. So it's like a dollar 10 a liter, something like that.
01:08:45
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four liters or a gallon, fill your tank, and then starve the rest of the week. How, but so there's another kind of,
01:08:59
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I should be able to fill my tank for like five bucks. Yeah. So like the cars down there, is it like the cars here? I mean, it's got the same, like, like my, like my cruise has, or my cruise, my Equinox has like a 10 gallon tank up.
01:09:14
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Yeah, it's it's basically the same concept. it the The only thing different is the speedometers and kilometers. Yeah. So so you're so you're so you know you're still, you guys are essentially paying $4 a gallon. Pretty much. Yeah.
01:09:30
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because it's still it's still I mean you still can't you can't put two liters in your car and you can I mean you won't you won't go very far you're not even getting a gallon you're getting half a gallon in your car that's what I'm saying like but I'm the kind of asshole I don't care about gas mileage you know like even with the Eclipse it's a four-cylinder it's got a 15 gallon tank and I will run that sucker like I'm being chased by cops yeah what up untrackable what's going on with you brother being up children today
01:10:00
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Hey, good to see everybody. it's Good seeing you, man. It's always nice seeing you. What you been up to? I'm just driving within the the limits of what the road gives me and fuel. Just a suggestion in Mexico.
01:10:26
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But anyway the first time you see it, say a hundred, you got to freak out. You're like, Oh, shit. Then you realize it's 60 miles an hour.
01:10:38
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Hey, and, um, money does matter because when you're paying for gas and it costs you like $50 more a month, um,
01:10:50
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It's like oh, okay that it went up 50 cents it went down 50 cents it went up 20 cents it went down 30 cents the blah blah blah The last time I got gas I was very happy about the yeah i was gonna say that it Definitely makes it it makes it you know people People might not realize it, but that makes a huge difference, you know, that $0.20 or $0.10 less a gallon. I think it's about $60 for a tank. $66, $67 for a tank on these clips. Yeah.
01:11:25
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And you know, that's, that's something to be said too, is that, uh, what, what is the metric? Is it the price of the fuel or that we compare or is it takes to fill your tank? Because I have a 07, uh, Camry and I, I, I believe it to have a 15 gallon tank.
01:11:54
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It's all right. When the price is up, like it creeps up towards that $50 mark. But if I can get it in the below 35, you know, Hey, I feel like I'm winning. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. And I bet that camera gets hella good mileage. So that depends on how heavy his foot is. Yeah.
01:12:23
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As you know, I have the heaviest foot on the planet. I drive like an old lady. I drive like a bat out of hell. You call me fucking meatloaf. No, i I get told that I drive like an old person, too. but I'm like, i I've seen you drive. You do. No, I don't. I just don't drive. I don't I don't I don't drive like a fucking I don't think I'm fucking Dale Earnhardt out there driving 900 miles an hour.
01:12:52
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When I drive with my wife, I'm going to use it. Damn it. Hey, when, when, when I'm in the passenger seat with my wife, especially because she kind of grew up around this area. Um, she, it's almost like she's going to tell somebody what to do. Like you're not going, you're in the wrong lane. Um,
01:13:22
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zi zip zip zib zip zip feet drivers I have a sticker on my dad says, get in, sit down, shut the fuck up and hold on. Exactly. I hang on for dear life. When I ride with my wife, my wife's like, ah why are you in the slow person? I was like, because I'm in the lane I need to be in like,
01:13:49
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15 miles I'm not waiting until the last second to get over no i like my sho getting on and off on an exit. I'm in the lane. I need to be in but I'm going I'm going at a pretty good clip. Well, yeah, that's you know, when when I When I go to work every day I get on the freeway and I yeah I get in the lane I need to be in, so I don't have to make any. So like when I go in and I get off of 270 onto 670, I got to get all the way over in the left-hand lane. So as soon as I'm coming off of 270 onto 670, I'm all the way over in the left lane and I'm staying there the whole time. I'm not lane changing. I'm not bopping around. I don't, I don't, get I don't give a damn if somebody's driving a little bit slower. Fuck it. If they are, then I'll just drive a little bit slower. They're eventually getting out of the way.
01:14:45
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I found another speaker i want to get for the car I need to I need to get it because it says This car has no airbags. We die like men Glick that that's me 100% because um um I'm on I 40 Okay But it did city its city I 40 the entire way on my way to work and I got 20 miles to go You got a lot of stoplights and shit No, no. it i say You're going through the city. I 40. Yeah. and That's how it is for me. I'm on, I'm on 13 does that 13 does that. There's right down there on Belville. There's two stoplights and that one support a file between the two of them. Yeah. let it's it' see how she It's the interstate or the freeway. Right. You know, cause like when I'm, when I'm going to work, once I hit Columbus, I've been in the city and I got a little bit of rural area between, you know, I don't know. There's probably,
01:15:44
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15, 20 miles and just kind of, but it's still the freeway, its still the interstate. But then once I hit new Albany, I'm i'm just driving through the city, but it's on the interstate. So yeah, I totally get that, man. So there's a there's there's many exits in a short period of time off to the right. right so a But this is our 40 and our 40 goes coast to coast. yeah so Yeah. You never know what somebody's intentions are. Oh, I get all the way over into the left lane. And again, and I drive like a, I drive careful. It's. etc
01:16:33
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Now, the speed limit, once it hits this this place is 55 miles an hour. You're not going 65,
01:16:46
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you're going 65. More of a problem than the people that they think they own the road. So I get all the way over to the left.
01:16:59
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I try to be as close as I feel comfortable to the person in front of me, regardless of the person that's behind me. And once we get through this area, I go all the way over to the right. And I have to go through this spaghetti bowl. I have to go through this spaghetti bowl.
01:17:24
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at a certain point. And once I get out of the spaghetti bowl, even being the slowest fast, you know, breaking the speed, I get passed by state troopers and they're going, they're going 80 miles an hour with no lights on. You know, that's the funny thing. Speaking of cops with lights on you the cops here at night, driving their lights flashing.
01:17:49
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The first time I saw it, I pulled the fuck over thinking I was in trouble. And then they pass me looking at what's wrong with that fucker. And but I asked a cop about it once and they said they do that too, because there's so much crime that they want people to know they're coming. So they stop. And I'm like, well, that's just dumb.
01:18:10
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everybody
01:18:13
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Yeah, no, these if I was a cop, man. ah any ah And im I'm thankful when I see them that to know that they exist, but at the same time, if if you're going to be Ricky Bobby, like you better be where, where are you when I'm getting my doors blown off? And I'm just trying to, um I'm going 15, 20 miles over the speed limit and I'm getting my doors blown off.
01:18:43
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yeah ah i got to be worried about andon andqui like yeah Like fuck my sticker this dude is going to kill somebody if not him own self Yeah, that that's the people that drive me crazy are the ones that In and out of traffic cutting people off and it's such like Fuck a cop out when you need them, but then you'll see a competent see this motherfucking driving like a lunatic and they don't do anything but yeah godam i'll be goddam if you've got an expired sticker on yourlea they' they're gonna get you
01:19:21
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I do that exact same thing, but on like my level Like let's just say I'm going 10 miles and over because the the traffic yeah keep it up and flow the traffic which is what you're supposed to do if If I see a ah ah police car enter the with ah and they might be like one two cars in front of me if you know cops in the states so are like driving the explorers now right on no they have different things what i'm saying is's funny here they all drive affent fiftysies and and silverados it's fucking hilarious if that cop is going to drive the speed limit that i'm not going to pass that cop that cop decides to like go faster than the floor we did see I said 15 sometimes even 20 miles an hour over the speed limit and but Well that I'm just gonna keep my cruise control on and let that cop go on about his business But if he wants the speed limit based off of the sign There is no way in my mind. That is like I'm a pants a cop who expired by right Cops here they all drive slower than the speed limit. It's annoying as shit
01:20:48
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And everybody's afraid to pass them. So everybody slows down. If there's a cop, I don't care. I just pass and my wave as I go by because they're doing like five, 10 miles under the speed limit because they're patrolling. I just keep at the speed limit. I'm like, Oh, whatever. Bye.
01:21:06
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get Yeah. I usually, I'm usually about, I've usually got my cruise control set about seven or eight miles over the speed limit. Oh yeah.
01:21:20
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ah and And again, I go through the zone where it goes from 60 where it's common to do 70 and then and then it goes from 60 to 55 but Depending on like I said how the distance between the car in front of me umm I'm not touching it. So I'm just gonna hold 70 and 65 uh through this spaghetti bowl and uh if nobody's near me like it's just a road well the the weird thing about the roads here is is um I they use a different type of asphalt because it becomes slick when it rains like it's almost like it's got too much oil in it so you have to be careful in the rain but
01:22:20
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I run Z-rated tires, so I'm okay.
01:22:24
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themselves for Yeah, or you have me who has basically dragged tires on my car because I haven't. thank You got homemade slicks, I get it, I get it. well you know i didn't realize I didn't realize how bad they were until the other day and I went to order new tires and I was like, I'll just wait until I get paid next. i'm Glad I didn't order new tires because... Right? Yeah. How much is the set of tires in the States right now? For my... it It depends on what you get for... In some cars... i Well, understood, because mine are $200 a piece. Yeah. I think for my whole set, I could have got mine for $300, $400. And I would... Yeah, for... Yeah, for... And I went out a little on the you know low end of... I didn't get like, you know,
01:23:16
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No, you get ego eco you get ego. yeah Yeah. Yeah, I run z-rated tires on all my vehicles Which are basically race tires The equivalent Yeah, but eight what's just the brain away what's a race tire gonna do on all conditions type of situation Once again, it doesn't snow here in Mexico. Well, at least where I am. So it's always hot or it's raining. there You got the two choices. um So Z-rated tires are stickier. So I can take corners faster and accelerate faster. because i i to get up there put it sit you If that's the way you drive,
01:24:01
Speaker
it is oh he drives a wood asshole yeah you drive like I'm the asshole that passed you doing 90 and you're doing 10 because you're in a school zone. But, but something that I've learned is that, um, you know, these tires were developed on consistent roads. And so if you think that you trust the curve on a, on a public road,
01:24:30
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uh the same that you would trust it on a you know a racetrack the racetrack is going to be consistent but that public road uh you never know what you're going to come around that's why are you well the z-rated tires that i buy they're basically rally tires or um like you what you what you would put on a rally car uh not great in the dirt but i mean they can handle a quarter bit like so we switch the time for each
01:25:01
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cleans better from it don leave behind your investigation And I just like give me a cheapest tires you got There's a huge difference between your your Vehicles in mind because do you you see and I was told I was telling us to Brian last night after after the show cuz Brian and I sat here and talked for about 50 minutes. Um, I The way you see a vehicle is transportation. I see every vehicle I have. Like for instance, something I was telling Brian is, is you buy one vehicle at a time. You don't see the point of having multiple vehicles. Where me, I never get rid of a vehicle. I keep it and then get another one because I need a truck for this, but I want my car for when I want to go fast. and Like mine are are almost toys. Yeah. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. It's nothing to do with being an adult or not. I am an adult. it's like mom For instance, let for example, I know you love the 64.5 Mustang. You would not daily drive that, correct?
01:26:12
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No, I mean, I would. Right. That would be your toy. Well, every vehicle I buy, I don't buy what I consider a boring vehicle. Like I wouldn't buy no offensive track. Well, but I wouldn't buy a camera because it would be boring vehicle for me. Life's too short to drive a boring vehicle. The Malibu is the most boring be vehicle I've ever bought. And I bought it because it's big.
01:26:36
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motion I can say that um I absolutely love driving but so some things have happened oh across the course of driving that have given me anxiety and so just the just the just taking the steps to get behind the wheel I don't care if it's a Corvette a Ferrari a Lamborghini I don't care if it's a
01:27:08
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i I just, ah every time, yeah no matter what the situation, I love being behind the wheel. It gives to me like solace, you know what I mean? That's one of those things it's like, you're in control but only about 60%. Because yeah you have to worry about other right people in the room.
01:27:36
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no No, it's yeah, I love driving, but I'm also like I said, I'm a grown-up. I'm not out there driving like I'm a fucking NASCAR driver. yeah Well, it depends on who I have in the car. If I'm if i'm by myself, oh, yeah, I'm driving like my hair is on fire. But if I have the kids and the wife in the car, I drive like you. Well, I just have sense, I guess. Whatever you want to put it. But once again, cars to me are like for you, it's metal, glass and rubber.
01:28:08
Speaker
it's um It's a mode of transportation. Yeah. it's For me, it's a rolling piece of art. I have to go to work every day. I have to go grocery shopping. I have to do this. I have to do that. Well, we need to be able to do that. I think it has to be both. I think it has to be the rolling piece of art. Like if if you want, and if you respect what you're sending out there, it's not just wheels.
01:28:36
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in motion. Yeah, exactly. Because it's not let's go to AutoZone and buy every stupid accessory you can and put on it. It's taking pride in it. I mean, there's that there's that aspect of it. And that is um you could cover this engine and these seats with whatever you want to. Yeah.
01:29:05
Speaker
But you know, there's a reason why in a Farina exists. You know what I mean? Excellent. and My thing is like, none of my vehicles stay stock for very long because there's nothing worse than walking to a parking lot and seeing your car and seeing another one just like it and exactly in a different color. Jeff also is over he has to overcompensate for a lot in life. so He's like, I bought this Mitsubishi, and it's hot pink. And then I did this, and then I did that. Mine's gonna be mine's black, by the way. Like, you know, yeah, like, i you know, I want a big, I want to, wow, you know, I'm hoping this spring I can treat but it it it. Exactly. And I can get my Colorado. But yeah, i want I want the little bells and whistles and stuff on it, but I'm still not taking it out in the mud.
01:30:00
Speaker
No, no, exactly. but it's like more Not anymore, not anymore. When I had my Bronco and other trucks that I've had, there wasn't a field that I didn't see that was like, that'd be fun. right But it's like, it's um it's like you if you go out and bought your Colorado today, I don't see you going and buying rims for it and changing the color and and making it unique.
01:30:29
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no Even though you got all the bells and whistles from those. Because I'm going to get what I want on it when I buy it. You know what I mean? I'm going to get, know, get they you know they're go the one that I want has the aftermarket rims on it. Like, I don't want to add. i don't want to and up after And I've never been a rim guy. eight Rims are fucking ridiculous. Like, when I bought my tires and everything for my Bronco. It's just like when you put shoes on your feet.
01:30:55
Speaker
When I got my, when I got my rims for my tires, they were basic rims, but I got them with, they, they had blue on them because the blue matched my truck. But they weren't like, Oh my God, I got 24 chrome. Oh no, I don't, I don't buy, I don't buy expensive rims except for the fact that my rims are lighter than most. but They were, they were, they were aftermarket. They were aftermarket rims and I bought them from trails West. And, uh, when I got all my other stuff to my truck, but.
01:31:22
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I mean, no, that's what I'm saying. Like ah when I get my Colorado, it'll be the way I want it. So I won't have, you know, you'll have the roll bars on it and it'll have the yeah but my the point is what, what my point is is like, you let's say you go and you get every aftermarket thing that Chevy provides. I can go buy exact same thing in a different color, not that I would, but, but the thing is what I do is I add things that Chevy doesn't offer to make it my way.
01:31:51
Speaker
Yeah, I don't need to do all that anymore. I'm thrown out of that. Yeah. That's why, and like, it's like, well, for put it and put it in sports terms. Would you rather have build your own team or take the key team you're given regardless if they're good or not?
01:32:12
Speaker
You want to build your own team? No, but you want to you want to upgrade and get a better team make better quarterback better fullback and all that it Apples and oranges right there So it sounds like the the concept of a ah salad a solid foundation exactly I I'm no, uh, racer, ah like expert, but right that that's where racing comes from. Take, take what you can get. And, and then, you know, of course they put limitations on it, but when everything is the same, yeah there is no expectation of.
01:33:07
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um well a lot of the technology that you see in vehicles today comes from racing you know like uh i think it's uh persades has that that hop it's it's uh no it's not mercedes it's uh rolls royce has a hop Like you can hit a button and the vehicle starts bouncing. It's to get out of sand and stuff like that. Well, that came from racing because people were getting stuck in sand dunes while racing. And so somebody creates technology for racing and then the the companies improve on it and make it available for the masses.
01:33:46
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Yep. I mean, that's why, that's why you got things like the hellcats was 700 horsepower and the demons with 800 plus.
Racing and Automotive Innovations
01:33:53
Speaker
Um, because, you know, if, if board Chevy Dodge and all the companies were left up their own devices, we'd all have, you know, boring boxes. Well, the did, did y'all see the, um, I think it was like a NASCAR styled Camaro.
01:34:15
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that ran Le Mans. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that that was a, they they did that. ah it was it was a It was in a kind of a custom class because they run like three classes at Le Mans, 24 hour. And they were basically testing the theory and it was smoking Ferraris all day long. um Like I said, there are two different classes, but on the straightaways,
01:34:45
Speaker
Nobody can keep up with it. It was amazing. simple Just pure unadulterated power around the month for 24 hours. It was awesome. I basically say that that that car had zero class, but it was, yeah you know, it might, it might and could create a class because if you don't have a class,
01:35:14
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Might as well do the innovation and allow other classes because ending evening when you're two need it's a great so oh so it's If you're the fastest it doesn't matter If you crashed or but do what i what person is
01:35:45
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and yeah And if if you can build the thing, maintain it, have consistent, if you have to have driver change, but but in the end, it's first in your class, but then there's first over. Well, I can't remember the name of the class or it was like experimental.
01:36:14
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favorite touchment <unk> are it was i'm looking it up let
01:36:26
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It actually placed in it was the GTT GTE class that it was in and it placed 10 for the first time of ever a competing which is kind of impressive today score that What is this in twenty-four hours of Le Mans in France Basically, they run like four or five different classes of is a racetrack in France um And and it's it's a it's a very it's you know lit up every car has to have headlights tail lights And they they'll run like the the top of line super fucking
01:37:12
Speaker
custom made can't go on the street because their race car Ferraris and and other vehicles and then they'll have like the uh, I can't remember the different classes one huh Are they are they like are they are they actual race car race cars or are they just regular? Cars that are just oh, yeah. Oh, no, they're the the 24 hours of lemon Actually, I can show you what they look like Well some of the cars they have like hypercars They have hypercar LMP 2's GTE Pro and GTE AM And let me go ahead and get this. This is next year's I think Let me open it up so I can screenshot it well brings me back to the The topic of traffic
01:38:05
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because even if you are the fastest car on the track, um what happens when you get into that narrow section and this is not the right time? It's okay. You hit the ass, right. yeah Here's the different types of cars, Glick. Okay, so they're actual race cars. Yeah.
01:38:33
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Hey, isn't that the race that Tony that Tony ran in Iron Man? but No, i mean no, the one he ran in Iron Man was in. ah Oh, my God, I get what it's called. It's ah those are those are forming the one. But they they it was I can't remember the town. It's a it's a hero. Oh, yeah. OK, so so they're they're actual race cars. I didn't know.
01:39:02
Speaker
Well, you were talking like headlights and taillights. I thought they were just like regular cars. And people just modify modified the hell out of them and then... No. um So that was the Monaco Grand Prix. Kind of you like sometimes sometimes you go like to pacemakers or national trail. Like we have national trails, which is an NHRA strip here in town. Sometimes you'll see a cat roll in there, drive a car in. What's some shitty S10?
01:39:30
Speaker
ah you know Like nice ass car 100% street legal drive in Drive it right over the track do a couple heats and then I something ah it was quite a while ago, but it was a Volkswagen Golf GTI that had been completely tuned and Complete like every single part of this car was touched and one lap one lap of the Nurburgring destroyed this Well, the the thing is though the Nurburgring is the longest racetrack in the on the planet The fastest lap ever is six minutes 50 seconds It's like 13 kilometers and if you try to do that
01:40:28
Speaker
in in a normal car even if it's souped up if you're not doing the in a race car um good luck you know what i'm saying yeah well for i'm i'm trying to find a decent picture of lemon uh actually here's the camaro that you speak of favorite um thank ah Yes, I agree to go on to the NASCAR website Jesus Christ yeah and all Are you 21 or older? Yeah, you remember you remember back in the day like when NASCAR was huge sponsored by like cigarettes and Yeah, and in alcohol There was a couple websites. I remember that you had to confirm your age that you were 21 herb and it was just a NASCAR website Yeah
01:41:23
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But this is the car that that on track what was talking about that did 24 hours of one last year. I think it was last year. Or is it 23 or 24? I'm not sure. But this is it. That's at Le Mans. Oh, nice. Yeah. i'm not mine it' but It was dominating, dude. It was dominating. I actually saw something. I don't know if it's true or not. But supposedly Chevy is coming out with a new El Camino. And the pictures I saw were I've seen that. I've seen a couple pictures that were like, oh, this is gross. But then I've seen a couple. I was like, oh, this is nice. This is dope. I like it was sex, but I also heard about a new blazer. Yeah. And to anybody that, um, ever witnessed that happening, um, the, the V12s and the V10s and the actual, you know,
01:42:21
Speaker
Lamont's traditional style race cars When they buy they they were zipping. That's what the engine sounds like zip zip zi yeah where where what that that was held around and with that big american fucking lsba ah you're one that and i guarantee some american was there going that's called freedom baby that's what freedom sounds like Now give me a beer. But no, that that's like one of them my bucket list. Go to the 24 hours a month. Because I actually have a picture. I did. So so it's it's a 24 hour race, but when they have like the four different classes. Do they just? They run all the time together.
01:43:15
Speaker
Oh, so you're running all four classes for like legit 24 hours straight. 24 hours. You have, you know, you you do it. Do they like interchange drivers and stuff? Yes. So like when you do it, you would have a team of four drivers. And when you do a pit stop while they're changing out tires and shit, you switch drivers. But one driver can only drive so many hours. yeah but Whether it's one hour at a time or X amount of hours at at once.
01:43:45
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I mean, um lamon race track i've done it like ah I've done long distance, so like foot racing, like little little running. like right and And you have the opportunity to win your class based off your age or whatever. But if you win overall, then you, it doesn't matter what class you were in, you um if a I'm in the 25-year-old class, but I win the entire race, I'm gonna get the overall win. But that 25-year-old that was behind me back there, they're gonna get the 25-year-old win, you know what I mean?
01:44:42
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so Yeah, I see, I got it. a picture of turn, I think this is turn three or turn two of Le Bon. How many miles is that track? ah Excellent question. I think it's like three, 24 hours a month. um andt then like forty five It might be.
01:45:05
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so so you so So you have your overall winner, whoever wins that race. And then you have class winners. Correct. Okay. Gotcha.
01:45:18
Speaker
I got some friends that did like merit. They were their marathon runners and stuff like that. And I had to ask them one time because I seen that they, they came in launched for their age class, even though they were like, they were like 25th in the, in the race or whatever. They came in first in their age class. So they won their age class. Well, take it, take it like this.
01:45:41
Speaker
take so all well take Take all of what we've already said. One lap is 13 kilometers, about eight and a half miles. to take Take everything that we've said, right? And a woman comes in front of 300 ugly racers. She didn't just beat her age group.
01:46:08
Speaker
and She didn't just beat her her gender group if she beat everybody she She superseded all those not right tragic but but yeah like lamon's is ah is a like like say du at You do have to win yeah we set up your took But it's it's like also one of the oldest races there is. Oh, yeah, no doubt the bonds when it comes to racing, if, if, if, if you don't know about it, then I'm sorry.
01:46:52
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okay the total
01:46:57
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yeah Here's a great picture of a night section. This is coming into the. the last couple of corners, uh, before crossing the start, start finish line. want And, uh, like, but what's really cool when you go to the 24 hours of the month, it's the race is going the entire time, but they also have like a fairgrounds there. So you can go ride a fucking Ferris wheel and see the race from above. There it is. if you like Nice.
01:47:29
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object well Well, the team, the teams have to progress. Yeah. But the fans, like they get to take a break. I swear to God, it's like, Hey, well, like i funnymining he went last year. the I'm cheering for you. Even if I'm cheering for you, oh I do have to take a nap motherfucker.
01:47:53
Speaker
Yeah, because a buddy of mine went last year, and he actually set up on turn, I think it was like turn five, which is just a grassy area, and and he set up a tent. And he slept through like three hours of the race because he was like, I was i couldn't stay awake any longer.
01:48:16
Speaker
But yeah, it's and like I said, bucket list. I will be there one day. ah you color say um Yeah. I gotta say I, I love racing. Um, i like when i'm there if if I'm watching it on TV, it's not the same. Like I watched the ones last year when that, that Camaro was running and I was like, I'd rather be there, but I just want to see how this Camaro does.
01:49:15
Speaker
you want to take a break real quick? Because I got to drain the main vein, man. yeah we can Yeah, we can do that. I was just sitting here letting you guys talk about you. I'm actually worried. I don't know anything about it. You know, it's not boring. It's not boring. I'd love to talk with Wally about it on on Speedway Stories, because the 24 Hours of Melons, it's endurance.
01:49:38
Speaker
and like they even have a they have a section where you can actually they they have a a ah different 25 hours of bonds where they run uh biodiesel and it's not on the same night it's a different 24 hours it's a lesser known but it's more i guess you would call the amateur circuit although they're all professionals
01:50:05
Speaker
But yeah, like I said, I don't know. I don't think I've ever really even heard of it. 24 hours long. It's older than the four of us. Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, I know you don't follow that. Yeah, I don't follow. I don't follow motor sports. And, you know, like I know NASCAR, no NHRA and, you know, and I know like different, you know, stuff like that. But for no one.
01:50:33
Speaker
Yeah, Formula One, you know, Indy. Well, like I said, when it comes to when it comes to the the GTE series and stuff like that, they're mostly European racing. Yeah. Because, unfortunately, Americans don't really know how to take turns. American racers don't really do corners very well. They make things that go straight and fast. What? You seen someone in NASCAR? What is it? Watkins Glen, I think, has got the Yeah, it's called a corkscrew. It's called a corkscrew. It's a weird S corner that's like banked and everything. They call it the corkscrew. It's one of the most dangerous corners in all of racing. Yeah. If I don't ah cause a problem, uh, but you know, just like you're looking at my face, if, um, would you guys mind if I turned on
01:51:32
Speaker
and watch and you guys, you know, whatever, where my face is, I would turn the camera around and I'll do a race. You're going to run on a video game? Yeah, I do. Oh, I do. I do Forza Motorsport. I love doing it. Yeah, go for it. You can go by the restaurant.
01:51:59
Speaker
the the and go bother us at all yeah we yeah couple but let's take one i got i will say i race the same way that i drive and it's like hey you want to go by just go You, you want something and, um, I'm trying to drive my car fast. normally me I up goofing off during those races. Yeah. I tried to drift every corner and stuff like that. I was going to say that we were live on tiktok and you were playing something and I was playing call of duty. We were just hanging on tiktok together, shooting the shit while we were playing. I was playing grand drizmo and I was drifting, yeah yeah failing, but I was drifting.
01:52:51
Speaker
I'll turn it on, uh, and let it warm up while I'm using the restroom. And, uh, I'll see you guys in a minute. Hell yeah. I got the first of two, yeah maybe three brand new songs tonight.
Music Break and Promotions
01:53:10
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Uh, we're gonna start off with, um,
01:53:13
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Let's do uh, you know, let's do my boy James. We got uh, James Lucre dropped a brand new song, brand new music video yesterday. It's called silhouette. Um, I got uh, got a little, I got a little behind the scenes, little exclusive content when we went out to see him and I was hanging out with him at the house. And uh, I see you left me for another man. Yeah, right.
01:53:39
Speaker
cheek so bit He actually played the song for Nicky and I, uh, Friday night when we went when we went over and then Saturday when I was over there hanging out at this place with him. Uh, he actually was like, Oh, want to see the video? And I love the video. I think it's dope. Um, it was shot right in his house, uh, right, right there on the, on the, on his property and everything. Um, but it's a, it's a really cool video. It's a really cool song. Hopefully you guys will like it. Uh, you're saying he's a better lover than I am because he serenades you. You're such a dude.
01:54:11
Speaker
I mean, you said it, not me, but I'm not disagreeing with it.
01:54:21
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Uh, we'll be back here in just a few minutes to continue a little nonsensical nonsense. And don't forget guys, it is the open door challenge. We'll be dropping that link in the chat and everybody is welcome to join us. What up Jedi. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Here's James Lucas, brand new song silhouette. Hopefully you guys like it.
01:56:59
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You will see my shadow, you will see my silhouette
01:57:59
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ah Beauty and the beard creative corner. You can get all your nonsensical swag there. Or if you just want something, More personal, your own thing. Just let Nicki know and she'll get you guys taken care of. um Speaking of that, I told her your idea, Jeff, if she gets $1,000 worth of orders from our listeners and whatnot, our friends and followers or whatever, that she has to have a shirt with your face on it. She said, yeah, I'm not going to happen. I'll up the ante. Let's make it $5,000. Yeah.
01:59:20
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Well, I care. I'm not paying for it. Yeah. She said, uh, my face on it. It'll be hilarious. Yeah. She said, yeah, no, not, uh, not today. Satan, I think he gets you guys. She gets you some hoodies, some t-shirts, uh, she can do cups. She's got, she's got like, uh, five or six different styles of cups that she can do.
01:59:39
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Nice and it actually actually Blaze and I were talking about that are there there it's more it's kind of like uh The machine she uses it where it's like an iron-on right kind of thing. It's uh, it's a sublimation Yeah, okay Blaze found one that I think will be awesome with our logo on it Yeah, it's not so yeah vinyl. She can do vinyl. She just, she just doesn't have the, she just doesn't have the, the cricket, but she was saying that she's going to see if she could, because there are people out there that will make all the vinyls that you want. And then you just buy them in bulk and they're not, they're not super expensive. So she could put an order in and she might start doing some vinyl as well as the sublimation.
02:00:28
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check your what She's like, I don't want to get with the cricket where I have to cut everything out. hell it all I like, I would rather just have. I'll show you the one Blaze was talking about. It's fucking dope. So, yeah, but she's got, like I said, I think there's five or six different cups out there she can do. as We wanted to say if she could do that, and I'm sure she can. Oh, yeah, Blaze, yeah, Blaze was talking to her yesterday about it. Okay, cool. That's so cool. Not my thing, but...
02:00:57
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I'm not mad at it, either. What? the lemons bar Yeah, stupid fucking Charlotte Flair won. Are you serious? Yeah, she came back. She and her 27 and she fucking won. I hate Charlotte Flair. I'm only, I'm only fucking successful in my career because my daddy is Rick Flair and I've never had to work hard for anything because it gets given to me. Hey, don't, don't hate on the babies. Huh? Yeah, Jacob's out there.
02:01:27
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Jimmy's out there. Uh, Kenta and Ray started and they're both still in. eight governor cash No, Austin. Who's his, who's his favorite wrestler? favorite wrestler. He likes him. Well, yeah, he likes me a Ripley. She's a female wrestler. A dude, a dude. Favorite male.
02:01:54
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you i That would be a dude Yeah, probably Jey Uso or I don't know he's got a few that he likes I don't know if he really has like a page bro his name Yeah like the letter. I would never I have got it Mine now got my yeet glasses on Jey Uso yeet yeet yeet yeah you You look like such a douche.
02:02:31
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ah You know what it was. I want to I want to order some macho man. one I don't know if you can see him on the camera, but yeah. event jauso That's cool on the lens and then his catchphrase is ye. He actually comes out with glasses in the ring and it says it is in big white letters says yeet across the like macho man used to have the madness classes that said madness across them.
02:02:54
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Right, right. on I'm going to I want to I want to order me some Macho Man sunglasses. I've always wanted to pay. so There's been no big surprises, really. Nothing in the women. Nicki came back. Yes.
02:03:13
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Joe Hendry, say his name and he appeared.
02:03:22
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I believe in Joe Hendry, I believe. Cash and I both like Joe Hendry. He's a wrestler, he's a new wrestler. He's actually in TNA, he's the TNA World Champion. yeah But TNA and WWE partnered up, so yeah Jordan Grace made her quote unquote w w come back you did jade come back no ah alexa bliss is but
02:03:55
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yeah laura rumbles on womens because i wouldn't watching ah so like the the main thing with the royal rumble was like surprise returns or who's going to show up you know cause you never know right joe heer he's actually pretty cool he does he's irish or scott I Oh, yeah, they had stats. They've got stats and everything rolling down there. Yeah, like Pinta has been in the ring for over 30 minutes. um But Joe Hendry actually is a musician as well. He sings and plays this. So he did his own entrance song, but he does all these parody songs. and He'll do parody songs to make fun of his opponent. And shit is fucking hilarious. But he he did like
02:04:44
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He had one parody for one of his opponents where he did like the Backstreet Boys. And he basically, the words were him singing a Backstreet Boys song, but talking about how he was going to kick his opponent's ass and how his opponent was a loser and shit like that.
02:05:02
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I can tell why you like him. That makes sense. yeah He is a super talented, but i mean as goes with any of these wrestlers, I mean, obviously they, yeah no, you were not getting in the ring and doing what they do. Oh no. Let's be honest. I was born at night. It wasn't last night. Yeah. I mean, I would love to. I'm not going to lie. I wouldn't mind the opportunity. Like if I was, yeah but I also know at 43, even just sitting in this chair right now, my leg is cramping up. So but right but
02:05:40
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To play the game, I have to change all my passwords. Oh, that's sort of so. Damn, I see how you are a trackable. yeah He said I chose this.
02:05:54
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Where were y'all? I'm sorry. We know where we rank, man. yeah Apparently. We rank lower than a video game. He said the hell with all of you. I'm out this bitch. We're going to play video games. I wish I could do that. Fuck this trip. I'm out. I'm going to go play video games. Right? We got this. Yeah, I'll just say I'm going to. I'll just put my Canva on screen. but Yeah.
02:06:21
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and I'm going to teach you how to do logos. This is how you do a logo. Your logo class. What are you doing during logos?
02:06:37
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hey
02:06:42
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Work hours and hours on in making that. Right?
02:06:48
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I didn't, it took me 10 minutes. yeah All day working on this. I did like six of them in five minutes, but okay. Yeah, but you use a maker. What's that? You use a logo maker.
02:07:15
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No, I don't. I just use it. I built everything. Yeah, an app. Yeah. Like, it's too it and makes it pretty. It's the same thing as you guys use in Canva and stuff. I don't, all the images and stuff like that, I get and I built, like, the, one of our logos are like four images together that I had to build and and it just allows me to have that framework. Right.
02:07:44
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so that I can build it. yeah theres Yeah, there's a couple logos that I have that are, if you if you like dissect them, there's shit involved with it, but it just makes it easy. Like I don't ever use any of their templates. I don't, I don't like their, uh, it doesn't even like Canva and then there's some other ones out there that, uh,
02:08:11
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uh i just don't like their templates man but i like the fact that the app that i use allows me to create my own stuff you know i don't have to use it i don't have to use their templates i can i can have full creative control so no i get that i that's what i was playing around with the other night because even like with with the images that you know that you can upload right and that's that you when you're building it even though it's not quote unquote their image it allows you to still play with it and change colors and do the outline and stuff like that so um but uh yeah yeah i don't uh i don't uh don't use no templates or anything like that i i try to even if i use another image that i get offline i try to still make it my own you turn it up
02:09:11
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Yeah. I'm not going to just go grab an image and put it on a. Unlike something. Logo maker and call it. Call it a day. I made a logo. I'm dirt. Look at my dirt. Look at my awesomeness. I am so awesome. Look at that. I can use an app.
02:09:34
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yeah yeah Yeah. I'm like those people that do TikToks and they're like, I'm so awesome. No, you're not. You did a TikTok. You did a TikTok. 900 other people have already done. but we you have didn't you You didn't do anything original. Is Ray Mysterio out or is he out? Dude. Abada! Like actual Ray Mysterio or like? No, actual Ray Mysterio.
02:10:05
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I don't know. Shit. I didn't think he was still wrestling. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's what? 20 plus 25 years wrestling now. yeah also I mean, I'll start to remember. I mean, he was like 50, but maybe that's what I was going to say. I mean, he's probably been wrestling longer than that because I remember when he was in WWE, he was like 19 or was like 19 or 20. He started out young, but he comes from a long line of lucha doors. Oh yeah.
02:10:34
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Like, there's there's a there's a huge culture around Mexican wrestling. I don't get it.
02:10:47
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ah Yeah. Well, dude, it's... in Dude, luchador wrestling, outside of the wrestling, it's so cool because, like, the storytelling and the outfits and the mask and... Right.
02:10:59
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Because I mean they they're they're they're a tire and stuff tells stories and they tell stories in the ring and shit like that I love I Love luchador wrestling. I just don't speak Spanish. So you don't know what's going on here's like a i just watching it for the my day but i Watching it for the cool ass fucking rain gear cuz I got some sick fucking mass like There's a guy pinto who just came to WWE, he's been around forever. And I remember the first time I seen him was in Luchador Wrestling. And I've always wanted one of his masks because he's got some dope ass fucking masks. Is that any of Victor? I can find them for you. They got a way that sells all those. Oh yeah. I can get them off of Amazon. I just haven't, I just haven't bought one yet. Like they've got a sick, they've got a Venom one. There's a Venom one and a Joker one that I would love to get my hands on of his. Um,
02:11:57
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Yeah, I think Ray is out.
02:12:07
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I care. What is the green dot? A green dot. I don't know. There's like a green dot on the center of the state, like on the TV when one of the wrestlers just coming out. There's like a green dot floating in front of you. Did you see that JD's out? Who? JD's out? JD's out. He came out for a while.
02:12:27
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oh Yeah, you didn't see what happened to him on Monday night. like Yeah so that onm ti to Snapped his fucking neck dude one of the wrestlers Monday night went like flying over the top rope or something To hit somebody and he landed like the back of his neck landed on the announcers table and did his head whip back into the table and Like it was that wasn't stage that wasn't playing, but he's, he's, he's, yeah he's out for a while. He had a neck injury of some sort. i mean that has too brookly Two broken ribs. That sounds like it hurts. I've never broken a rib. Oh my God, dude. This is one of the most painful things in the world. i read it girl once that She bruised her rib and I didn't realize you could bruise a rib. Yeah. I've had a lot of broken bones in my life.
02:13:19
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and and and and um And I've had a lot of injuries and probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me was breaking a rib. That is the most painful, because even like a bruised, bruised ribs, because you have to breathe. Every time you breathe, you know, you're expanding your rib cage or you your if you move, and when you move anything, you like there's nothing you can do that you're not getting sharp ass fucking pains from. Yeah, that just sounds like it sucks.
02:13:50
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Uh, no, he's at his mom's. Okay. Austin's here. She just got back. I guess her and her boyfriend went to dinner or something. Oh, went to his parents. Check it out. garygger i start doing I just quickly made it. Yeah. You'll have to send that to me. I'll send it to anyone's staff.
02:14:16
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Jeff just made a picture with Jay. Here, come here, look. Put Cash's head on Jay's body.
02:14:28
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Can I do something for the little man? start doing once like every month like once a month We all go to her house or Traon's house or whatever. you Send me a selfie of him so I can actually add it to our network thing. that That picture I got of him is off of Facebook and it's just, it's just, he just looked like he's...
02:15:00
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hold up i have The picture I had a Wally the picture I had a Wally I was like dude send me a fucking head shot because jesus this picture is like it like it cuts off the top of his head and um like yeah yeah dude Yeah, I'll just see if I have something to cash I'm sure I do Well, I like to keep these pictures so that I can use them when I they make backgrounds and stuff Yeah Is he watching? Do you know if he's watching this tonight? Um, I'm gonna try. I haven't heard anything from him, so I don't know. I was gonna say, tell him to tune in. and I'll show the picture again so you can see it. Oh, no. I was gonna say if he was watching Rasslin. Oh. Rasslin watching the world. rumbleoo boom but bla but bla but bla but but but I can't.
02:15:51
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I mean, if you think of it like watching, you don't really watch action movies either. I do. i like i um' I've seen John Wick so many times, ridiculous. And I did watch the Expendables. That's not an action movie. That's a documentary. I agree. It's the greatest documentary of all time. Yeah, but it's like, I do watch action movies. I've seen Expendables several times. Yeah, man. i mean once i wanna not I was watching The Transporter the other day. I love those. You can't go wrong with the Jason Statham movie.
02:16:26
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you can't have you ever seen the uh his remake of the the mean machine it's it's my long it's it's the longest yard but it's it's it's uh soccer didn't cologne do a weird movie a weird song he did it's the same it's the same thing and i i want to say michael kane was in it Yeah, they were like in a prison camp and they were like at war or something like that. Yeah. A POW camp or some shit. Yeah. And then they escaped. Yeah. And the other thing he had to do was be the goalie and do a corner kick. And he was like, very Michael King comes up, it's your time. You got to do the kick. It was over. Okay. What a whack. Whack.
02:17:18
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petto petoja I've been reading, I wouldn't be around to see that movie again. I gotta figure out what it's called. I need to forget about the Royal Rumble. i mean this they have way yeah and Like I said, i that's all wrestling is. It's just fighting. I mean, at the end of the day. Yeah, but like, i I don't watch movies like, I don't watch boxing or anything like that because it's just like,
02:17:46
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speaking of uh speaking of movies and video games so the new UFC just came out okay what i would it did the exact same thing um and they have a new feature on there they have the kumite you ever seen that man movie have you ever seen that movie what is it blood sport with van dam oh yeah where are you He does the, what that's where he puts his hands in the. Yeah. Yeah. The, the Kuma chair is an actual, it's an actual, um, well, AJ's back. Nice. It's an actual, um, it's an actual tournament. Um, right that happens, that happens every year. And I mean, like these dudes are legit fucking motherfuckers, but, uh, they added that feature to the new UFC five. If you come out and you've got like.
02:18:38
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The kickbacks are short side and your hands are all wrapped in rope and shit like that. It's pretty fucking cool. Yeah, here it is. It's called The Mean Machine. it's It actually stars Vinny Jones. I don't know how I've ever seen that. It's a 2001 comedy sport movie starring Vinny Jones. Vinny Jones was a... he was ah he was a legit soccer player back in the day. yeah He was an actor.
02:19:05
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Well, not only that, he still holds the record for being kicked out of a match faster than anybody. Because he figured out that if he started running at a certain point, he could be at full speed by the time the whistle blows. And he would fucking tackle between slide into somebody and knock them the fuck off their feet. a Yeah. yeah giving I do like Benny. Ollie, pull your socks up.
02:19:36
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that
02:19:40
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that is ah That dude's awesome. I'd love to do that. I can't say that um I get into soccer movies. I don't either. But like I said, it's it's very similar concept to life the the longest yarn.
02:20:01
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Because they're in prison. They're playing the guards in soccer. she here Here's that DVD cover. John Cena. John, motherfuckers. I didn't. Braun Strowman, one of the biggest. There you go. Check it out.
02:20:27
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Well, yeah, I've never seen that I never even heard of it be honest with you I I caught it once on like before streaming was a thing. I caught it on HBO one time So it's just a soccer version of the longest chart pretty much And and it's very very very very fuck you British watch me with his me Yeah, I mean it's very very fucking soccer Yeah, oh exactly. I mean, I will say that, uh, you know, over there and in Europe, they're, they're, they're a little, I mean, I know some of our fans can be a bit crazy here in the States for like football and stuff like that, but man, that's a whole other level for, for soccer.
02:21:06
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and Yeah, beaten up people just because they're on a different team. Can you imagine if the dog found what up against, you know Cowboys fans and shit Yeah, yeah but like you've seen the movie hooligans Well, I wouldn't wouldn't know if the if if if if anybody beat up Cowboys fans, wouldn't that be considered a hate crime? for beating up on a gay but nice real Sorry, Si, if you're listening. Yes, I was supposed to come up here tonight. or yeah let me get it go
02:21:39
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I was going to I was going to ask him about that. The whole Dallas Cowboys thing, because he said he was like an admin of like the largest Dallas Cowboys fan. page yeah he's like ah i You know, here's the crazy thing. You know, I've realized over the year that I've befriended a lot of people that like sports and I don't like. Well, that's because that's that's because a lot of people in general like sports. You know, this is true. There's a reason why sports are so. You you being a die hard. I know everything about fucking sports kind of guy. And that's not a dig. That's just.
02:22:08
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You know, I get it. That's the way you are. Psy is very similar. strong Oh, let's go, Obi. Let me go ahead and send Psy an invite if he's available. I can't see him. I was going to say, how can you see him? I saw a picture of a Jeep driving itself. Apparently, John Cena was driving.
02:22:33
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Yeah. Oh my God. He's coming out with their Indianapolis for the Royal Rumble this year. And John Cena is doing his like farewell. This is his last year. He's doing like his farewell tour or whatever. this this I don't blame him. He's making more money than he knows what do it move back and movie to Dude, he's made more money than he than he knew it from wrestling. I don't think he's even touched.
02:22:58
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uh i mean i know he's made some money making movies don't get me wrong god i love you miss peacemaker oh my god right kevin just watched it and it and kevin said called me yesterday as i was going him he was just dead they just finished filming season two of peacemaker it's gonna be coming out soon i was like all right calm down Wow. Yeah. I can't wait for season two. I fucking love him as peacemakers. What's the guy that plays his dad? The the Terminator. He was Terminator. um yeah in ruminator I can't remember his name. what What's his name? Robert something or another. I got to look him up. fuck
02:23:37
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um But no, dude, he's made so much money in WWE. Like I would be I'd be so I'd be surprised if he's made the same amount of money making movies yet But he's come out there in Indianapolis for the world rumble and you know, John's always changing his Robert Patrick Yeah, that's his name But he came out and all blue and white Indianapolis Colts There Lucas oil stadium where the Colts play the NFL team in Indianapolis and Right. And he's got Colts blue on. He's got his John Cena shit with the Colts. ah It's a horseshoe there logo for the Colts. Right. Right. i Like he panned into the hometown, John. There's my guy. ah see Remember when we talked about that movie, Vacation Friends? Did you see the sequel?
02:24:30
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What movie? Vacation Friends. Oh, yeah. No, we haven't watched the sequel. We haven't watched the sequel. It's not as good, but Steve Buscemi plays the Blanchik's dad. John Cena's wife's dad. Oh, my God. He's so hilarious. I was going to say, I've seen the previews in the trailer of it. And I didn't think it looked as good as the first one. It was like they were kind of trying to Was it lightning in a bottle twice? catch like Yeah. Because the first one was, I think it was unexpected how successful the first one was. John seems a good actor, man, and he's funny as fuck. I'm not mad at him. He's not afraid to make fun of himself. ah you know even He even did that what that weird firefighter movie where he's watching after kids, which was cute, but not great.
02:25:23
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um yeah like I remember when he did 12 rounds, that movie was, it was a good action movie, but it wasn't amazing. And it was his first acting role. I would have never, again that John Cena would become what we know today. Well, that the like WWE had their own production company for awhile. So they were making a bunch of movies, like 12 rounds and the, the Marine and, uh, they did a good horror movie with Kane in it called see no evil was a really good horror movie.
02:25:56
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But they did do some they did do some good movies. However, then they did a whole bunch of fucking sequels and just putting wrestlers and stuff in there who was That moving um movie with the Stone Cold the condemned or something oh dude the island fuck that was good great com Yeah, Stone Coldz may have been in some good fucking movies, too. He was great in Expendables. God, he was an asshole in Expendables. What a motherfucker in Expendables. No. The best Expendables cameo was fucking Chuck Norris. He comes and does that great Chuck Norris joke.
02:26:37
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I thought you were a lone wolf. Which is funny because his base his most famous role was Lone Wolf McGlade. That's one of the things I enjoyed about those movies.
02:26:50
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um because they were just like they were just like john wick you you knew what you were gonna get you know what i mean well and not only that you get to see all your famous yeah all your favorites like for us like childhood heroes all right our childhood action heroes but the the fact that they would fuck with each other and use their tag lines against like against each other but i loved it Bruce Willis in that little bitty smart car. Yeah. Schwarzenegger can't get any rips the door off. I can't remember who it was, Schwarzenegger, and somebody had that back and forth, and Schwarzenegger's like, I'll be back. And he's like, I think you've come back in the home.
02:27:36
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yeah all All the little bigs, man, were great. I loved them. Even with the Antonio Banderas is a bad guy. and darris was a good guy no what are you back on No, he was a good guy. I don't remember. band was verron de roi ah yeah Van dam yeah ban Dam was a bad guy. Sorry, I forgot. Van Dam was a bad guy. They had some UFC guys in there.
02:28:04
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um Yeah, Antonio Baderas, his character, fucking cracked me up because he just never showed up. He was always talking. Right. and and And then he was like, was flirting and hitting on rnco myself. yeah I saw myself in him because I guarantee you, you put me in a room with Ron Ross. I'm going to hit on her. I don't care if she's bunched me in the face. I will thank her afterward. yeah Thank you, ma'am. May I have another? I'll go on having fucking bacon.
02:28:34
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but yeah yeah okay No, I don't go full on animal house Kevin bacon. Thank you. May I have another? Yeah. I one the gorge i don't, once upon a time, I, I, I used to kind of find it attractive and not so much anymore. Have you ever ever, I don't know if you ever watched entourage. Nah, I would kids.
02:29:02
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Okay, it's after the series ended they they did a movie and the the fat guy turtle my favorite one of my favorite character, uh He he he goes in the he he offends Ronda Rousey and he goes to apologize and he's like he's like look let me take you out to dinner and she's like he's like look I'll even get in the ring with it let you beat me up he's like if he says all right if you go around with me if you could if you last 30 seconds of the ring with me
02:29:41
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I'll go out to dinner with you." He's like, he's like, I'll last a full minute. She goes, you last a minute. I'll even let you fuck me.
02:29:49
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Within two seconds, she's got him in an arm bar. And she's like, tap out turtle, I'll break it. I was just like, I wish I was turtle right now.
02:30:05
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Break it. All I got to do is last a few more seconds. Donnie drama is standing there going 20 more seconds. He's like 20. A lifetime of the ring. Like the bell rings and turtles backing up against the cage. How about you know how much longer? As Rhonda comes running across with a meanest face.
02:30:30
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I love that show. Sam, yeah. It's one of those shows that I kind of want to watch. I think you can enjoy it because it's kind of like I think you would you would adore ah Jeremy Piven's character. I love Jeremy Piven. He's literally like, wow, that dude didn't go wrong. He plays such a cocky badass in that film or in that series.
02:30:56
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Uh, but it's, it's like, just man, the thing about Jeremy Pivons for me though, is he's probably not, but he just like, he comes across like, man, he'd be a real ass and in real life. I want him to, I want him to be Ari gold all the time. Yeah. Like he's probably one of the nicest guys in the world, but he just, when you see him in movies and stuff like that, or you're just like, man, I bet in real life, he's a real ass. He's just a motherfucker.
02:31:26
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But he's probably not. here Apparently Kevin James is that. Just a complete fucking asshole. and I heard a story. um I heard a story that he yelled at a waiter for talking to him directly. Yeah, I've heard it. I've heard it now. I don't know what the fuck you are. You you go up on screen for a living. Shut the fuck up. yeah I've heard a couple of things, but again, you need youd never know what's true, what's not true. or Yeah, and it's all speculation. until But I mean, there's there's a reason why they say don't meet your heroes. Oh, yeah. You know, because sometimes they're just straight up assholes. Apparently, speaking of meeting your heroes, Jason Momoa, fucking giant fucking teddy bear. Yeah. i he like it you Did you see the video of him and Batista when he was like,
02:32:21
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Hey, you big sexy man. and Jason Momoa walks up to Peterson. He's like, Hey, you big sexy man. What are you doing tonight? He's like, I don't know, but I'm going to go see this gorgeous guy right here in his band playing. It was like a, but it was like a promo for Momoa's band. They were playing a live kid.
02:32:37
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And then they were like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. Try that again. Let's do this again. We didn't do it right. and So they i did it all over again. It's a funny video. I bet. Yeah. I've heard a lot where people talk about Momoa. Well, he did that. He did a series, like a documentary series. It's called On the Road. It's on HBO. Oh, it's fabulous. The thing is, is like each episode he meets one of his heroes, like the one guy that does photography, the one guy that builds motorcycles.
02:33:05
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You know, and it's really interesting, but apparently he's a sweetheart throughout the whole thing. I've only seen like four of the six episodes. Yeah, I've never heard anybody say anything bad about Momoa. He's actually, he's been on the Mike Calcher show a couple, ah once or twice, the the morning show that I listen to every day. And yeah mike they he Mike had a ball with him when he was interviewing him. Like Jason was just nice as guy, just having fun.
02:33:34
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and Mike had an absolute ball interviewing him. I know you're not a fan of the Faz and Furious series, but if you watch Fast X, Momoa is genius in it. He's the only reason to watch it. I've seen his character. He's like the only reason to watch it. At one point he's got like four dead bodies sitting around a pool and he's talking to them like they're his best friends. He's the only one from Miles. He's genius.
02:34:03
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I just feel like he's like that in real life. you know he's just like yeah he He was a little off his rocker in that movie. I've seen clips of it and I was just like, what the fuck is he doing? I just feel like that he does that anyways. They just have to catch it on film.
02:34:23
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hanging out with a little bunch of dead bodies. No, just like he entertains himself. You know what I mean? It's like, I'm just going to have fun with this because these guys are dead and i' they they weren't used to work for me, but I had to kill them because they failed me. ah thirty eight he He's hanging out with the bodies from Keanu Reeves. He's killed out in whatever weird European country those John Wick movies were made in. Well, they take place mostly in New York.
02:34:52
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yeah i thought they were in like some No, because he goes to the Continental. The Continental's in New York. But he does go to Egypt in one of them. Yeah, I was going to say, wasn't there, like, Egypt in one of them? and Well, he goes to meet the the the head of the order or whatever, and that guy's g Egyptian. Like, he meets him out in the middle of a fucking desert and the end at the beginning of 4.
02:35:22
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But yeah, he does travel well. But um he's awesome. You said weird spin off show of the Continental. No, not yet. I don't know if I want to watch it. It looks weird. I love the guy that runs the Continental. I don't know his name. Excellent actor. Doesn't get enough love. I can't remember his name.
02:35:45
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ah He was in death race. um
02:35:54
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Ian mc McShane plays Winston. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Excellent actor. He's done so much shit. It's ridiculous. but Yeah, he was in in three of the John Wicks. one Oh, yeah, he was. He was in Deadwood. Yeah, that's right. In Deadwood. He was a motherfucker in Deadwood. He was a hellboy, too.
02:36:18
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Yeah, I hated him in fucking deadwood. I've never seen it. I want to see that. Yeah, he came back a week or two ago.
02:36:30
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I can't believe he got the 30th century. He does a lot of voice work, apparently. He was in a Game of Thrones. Oh, yeah, he was. That's right. He played played up ah a priest.
02:36:47
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He's been in fucking everything. He's a pirate scarabian. He played, uh, what's his name? I can't remember who he played. second roll run
02:36:57
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yeah Wasn't he, wasn't he like Hellboy's dad or whatever? Yeah, he was well in, in Hellboy in 2019. I haven't seen 2019 one. That's the one with, uh, Hopper, David Harbor. Uh, he plays professor bloom. Yeah. So technically he's a Hellboy's dad.
02:37:16
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yeah Yeah, he was the one that found him and saved him. Oh, fuck. I just realized he was, he, I remember he played the dad in the movie, Heart Rob, Hot Rod, with, uh, uh, what's his name? Uh, with, uh, Andy, was it, not Andy Samberg, uh.
02:37:32
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Yeah, Andy Samberg. Is it Andy Samberg? Yeah. Where he was the stunt guy? Yeah, he's trying to be the stunt guy, but he's on a scooter. He had that whole seat. He had that whole seat in the woods, where he, from Foote Leish, remember, we were kind of banging up, man, and turned to the barn. And he got pissed off, and ran to the woods, and did the whole, like, dance scene. I've never been so mad that it made me dance, dude. I'm just... I love that movie. I forgot about that movie. That movie was so goddamn dumb.
02:38:15
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I was just like... Because he plays his stepdad and he keeps wanting to beat him up. Yeah, and then like one time he does and he ends up in the hospital or some shit. Yeah, because he has a heart attack.
02:38:34
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Oh shit, I forgot that about that movie. You can plug that in anyway. My charger's on the floor. Oh, that cracks me up. Movies like that, the the the ridiculous comedy that the the main character takes himself so serious. Yeah. There's nothing better. Like Napoleon Dynamite. like Yeah. His brother cracked me up. Kip cracked me up throughout that whole... He's like, your mom goes to college.
02:39:06
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Did he get some dating, that eagle fucking jig! He's got a fucking durango!
02:39:25
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yeah You're just jealous and a bully and I've been chatting with chicks all day online. all day We all know that guy. What, you with all your AI girlfriends? Exactly. you I am Kim. His uncle, the boy in dynamite's uncle, he's like.
02:40:01
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yeah hit him with this steak What a waste of a perfectly good state. in such Such a pointless part in a movie where he's just like... But he's gross! Like the worst! He's he's he was a terrible quarterback, obviously.
02:40:26
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Dude never gave up on his dream, man. He said throw that fucking football at the camera. Outside of his RV in the middle of nowhere. Not even an RV, it's just a van.
02:40:43
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Yeah, and she's like, oh, those camper vans or whatever. She's in the middle of fucking nowhere.
02:40:51
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Why do I think that's going to be Blaze? He wants to do the van life. He's just out there, but he's says throw them all he's just playing with me. Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. after you say Look what I can do. Right? Oh, shit. I need to watch everything. What was the chick that was in that? She did a movie. Which one? The one that Napoleon liked. Oh, yeah. What happened to that guy? What happened to John Heater? Honestly, I don't know. I mean, I know he's done a couple of things.
02:41:39
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The guy who played Napoleon. i I know he's done a couple things. I know he's been in some other movies and TV shows. You just don't really. Well, I think he he he kind of got a little bit blackfold, so to speak. Because I think he is one of those like flash of the pans where he got put into everything for a while because he did the bench warmers. Amazing movie that stupid blades of glory movie.
02:42:06
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Okay, I am NOT a Will Ferrell fan at all. I'm not either but I'm a response He's so hit or miss like he's great and stepbrothers great and Talladega nights ah you don't like alan yeah so well Blades of fury or whatever he was so goddamn stupid though. He did tremors John Heater did tremors tremors Shaker Island in 2020. Was that like Tremors 45? Something like that. yeah try to find like He did a movie ah Waltzing with Brando in 24. And then he did Thelma the Unicorn, which is his voice work in 24 as well. Baby, I know you still out here.
02:42:55
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he's still working just because he did those he did you know his most famous ones were of course the Napoleon dynamite which put him on the map then he did bench warmers was amazing I love that movie that's a lot of Rob Schneider and whatnot where they were yeah Rob said they play baseball yeah against a bunch of little leaguers surfs up mama's boy Uh, he did monsters out. He did that winning rome movie. That was funny. That's uh, josh dumel and uh, Uh, what's it what's her name? Kristen bell Yeah, I can't say that i've seen that It's it's a romantic comedy where where kristen bell goes to italy rome to
02:43:41
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Well, yeah, she goes to Rome, Italy for her um so younger sister's wedding. And Josh Demel is the best man. And she throws coins into a fountain. And apparently when you throw coins in a fountain in that certain fountain, you get a wish. And she takes a bunch of coins out. And Danny DeVito, Bill Hader and Dax Shepard fall in love with her.
02:44:12
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It's fucking hilarious.
02:44:16
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Mm. It's a cute movie. I like that. Could Jay Wing this? I would think that. Can you hit or miss? For me. Him and his. Oh, did you see Seth's wife, though? Him and his wife, Dax Shepard's wife. What's her name? Kristen Bell. Yeah, I love those two.
02:44:38
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Apparently, Kristen Bell is, like, they went into a restaurant and... Tack Shepard was in a t-shirt, and one of the patrons was like, look at this motherfucker. A little bit too loud, so Kristen Bell was like, she leans over to us and goes, pay for his meal. And she, like, the dude, like, snuck out the back when he left. pills with kindness so that that chick
02:45:09
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that was into bowling iite the <unk>i
02:45:19
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I watched that movie one time you really think I remember it only thing I remember about it was Mel Gibson had gills Wasn't Mel Gibson or not Mel Gibson Costner? yes Yeah, that was not one of his best works. Oh, that was a horrible move. Yeah, she's been a lot. She was our bone. What was that other one? The Postman or something like that, where he was like, Postman? Yeah, the Postman. Well, it wasn't, it was the post-apocalyptic world. This is like the same movie, just a different setting. Yeah, instead of being completely flooded, he was delivering the mail. He was on dry land.
02:45:58
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And this one, I'm a fish. And this one, I'm a mailman. Yeah. It's like dances with wolves all over again. Jesus. Welcome back. but track There he is. Let's get all your stuff. I'll say that took you long enough. I believe the door's been unlocked.
02:46:23
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There you go. so I was gonna say you might have to move us a little bit closer to TV. All we see is the menu screen from very far away. What the hell are you talking about? Who?
02:46:41
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and these ta in shapes and seeing colors What? thirty to miles we're excited so heavy shot them was in that taste in shapes and seeing color actually i guess same thing color hey chris did you ever watch um how i met your mother yeah i never finished it but um but yeah i started to watch the how i met your father it's not terrible it's not great either
02:47:14
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but once
02:47:18
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Yeah. I, dude, I have tried like four times. I mean, not that I love that show. I fucking love how larry Barney is the man. I love new Patrick. Um, but, uh, I can do it. I cannot finish that show for the life of me. Oh, I love it. I cannot get all the way through the series.
02:47:41
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The final season is really hard because it's it's it all takes place in the in the span of like two days, two or three days because it's it's ah Barney and Robin's wedding. Yeah, don't they don' they like do this whole spiel just to find out that like the mom is dead or some some shit?
02:48:04
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Yeah. And they never show her? No, they do. You meet her. You meet her final season. She's actually she's actually the one of the band players. She plays in the band. Yeah. At Barney and Robin's weather.
02:48:21
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She's the same chick from the... She played the original wife of the Wolf of Wall Street in the Wolf of Wall Street movie. I can't remember her name. Beautiful woman.
02:48:40
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i've never seen with for wall ah excellent movie it's not count it's a good movie Yeah, I don't care to see it I'm okay I'm not a big Leonardo DiCaprio fan He can he can he can hit or miss I agree yeah You know, that's just kind of dawned on me. It's not that I don't like him. I just don't like you want to bunch him in the face I loved him in What's Eating Gilbert. Great. Really? His worst movie. Hey, Gilbert. Gilbert, where's Iron Man? Gilbert! Gilbert! As we were talking last night, I'm watching that 21 Jump Street.
02:49:24
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Dude, young Johnny Depp. yeah Season, like season three, he's only in like five episodes yeah out of like 16. You know what's wild? If you go back, and I know you're not a big horror guy, but if you go back to some of these big franchises, like Nightmare on Elm Street, he was in the first one. Yeah. ah Kevin Bacon was in the first or second Friday the 13th movie. Right.
02:49:52
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um You know, you go back and watch these horror movies and see some of these actors that are, you know, and they're young. It's before they're big and popular and they're young. And it's just like, oh, God, you know, they're just. Right. It's like Johnny Depp got fucked up in the nightmare on Elm Street, too. Yeah, he did. He got sucked out of it. But it was like, there was a when Friends got really big, the TV show Friends.
02:50:22
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Uh, Matt LeBlanc apparently was in a Heinz commercial and where he's, he's, I remember seeing the commercial as a kid, not knowing who Matt LeBlanc was at the time, but he puts a bottle of ketchup on top of the building, goes down, runs down the stairs, orders a hot dog, and then puts it behind his back and puts ketchup on it. I hope so. Well, that's like, um, uh, Courtney Cox was in that, um,
02:50:50
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Bruce Springsteen video. Yeah, Bruce Springsteen video. We pulled her up on stage and she was dead. He says, you do drive slow. You got to take it out of second gear. It's a race of trackable. You're supposed to drive fast. I want to drive fast. Pull the emergency brake and get to go around the corner. There you go.
02:51:09
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What's the goddamn color grade, Nicole? I know. I'll put it there. put it I can't get into that movie. I fucking love that goddamn movie, and I don't know why. It is so stupid. It's like Step Brothers. The movie's so dumb, but, God, it makes me laugh. trying to jump in so and i think I think what it is for those two movies, for me, is... John C. Riley. John C. Riley. I think it's him, because I think he... He's the saving grace. Yeah.
02:51:38
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You ever seen Chicago, the movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's so good in that? I love that dude. Who would have thought you could have saw? Yeah, they're in Vegas for sure. That's exciting. um Yeah, man. Yeah, John C. I think that's what it is. and Him and Will Ferrell together are really good. They compliment each other, but John C. Riley definitely brings out the movie.
02:52:05
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The problem with Will Ferrell, he's much like Jim Carrey. He overacts. That's his skill. Yeah, but Jim Carrey does it in a way where it's it's enjoyable. You know what I mean? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
02:52:22
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cause there's a drift or or you know the the cable guy not a great movie But Jim was so good at this. Right. Being in the creepy over weirdo. Yeah. know um Have you ever seen the number 23? Yeah. Yeah. Last Jim Carrey movie ever. Dude, that's crazy. When you see guys like like Jim Carrey, you know, known comedian, actor like Robin Williams did that movie One Hour Photo or something like that. Fuck that movie. Oh, my God. He was terrifying.
02:52:53
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Yeah. Well, he was fucking terrified. Come out in the dress and make a joke. But no, he came out there in the room, turns to fucking blood and shit. I was like, this is not what I signed up for. I'm not mad at it. But I'm like, why is that once? Because it scared the shit out of me. And then you got guys like John Cusack, who made a career being in like the teen John Hughes type movies. He was in, yeah. And then reemerged making some great fucking thrillers, like 1408. What's that, 1408?
02:53:23
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identity fuck me up dude yeah actually a hook up movie but I remember the first time I watched it. I did not expect the twist, right? And I didn't expect it. Well, there was multiple twists because Holy shit. Yeah, because yeah everybody there is the same person. It's a multiple personality thing.
02:53:49
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if I remember correctly. Yeah. Yeah. It's they there. It's it's all in the guy's head and he's going off the person and then and then there's that twist because you you think that it's just a bunch of people at a hotel and there's a serial killer running loose. But then you find out it's all in his head. It's his multiple personality. But then there's the twist at the very end where it comes to find out that the killer was a little kid. So fucked up. I think ian mache I think in the gallon.
02:54:16
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McKellen was in that movie as well. they know it was No, it wasn't him. It was Shit who was what's the guy's name? It wasn't Ian McKellen. Oh Alfred Milano is the guy that played uh, don't say McKinley's in that yeah yeah yeah dr coes it Alfred, Alfred, barlatto he played, he played the doctor. He was, uh, Doc Ock in the Toby Mcguider Spider-Man. That's what I was thinking of. Doc Ock. Maybe Yoda's in that. Excellent actor. Oh, dude. There was an, it was an amazing cast. Amanda Pizzo. You want to talk about an excellent actor. John C. McKinley. Dr. fucking Gox.
02:54:58
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and i Just recently started watching scrubs again. I don't know how many times. I don't know how many times I've watched scrubs all the way. I love that fucking show and we seen back in east three billions a gay library wagons east candy He plays a gay librarian it's the old west and when he kills somebody he shoots a heart in the guy's chest I it's cheese i breaky love Dr. Cox, he's so fucking obnoxious, man. He's been in so many. He did a movie.
Jared Leto Filmography Debate
02:55:35
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ah What was it called? I'm not Car 54. Where are you? I always forget he's in the fucking rock. And point right. in the rock Welcome to the rock.
02:55:57
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He did a movie with Jared Leto where where Jared Leto's driving across country with a buddy and they cut the top of a car. Let's talk about Jared Leto for a second. Douchebag? Sorry. Okay, that answers my question. don't like I don't like the guy. I think he's an underrated actor. Obviously he's a great guy. I agree. he's ah He's a decent actor. I think he's severely underrated as an actor. I mean, leave well leave the Joker thing out of it because we've had that. Okay. We've had that. It's called Highway, by the way.
02:56:26
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Yeah, OK. Yeah, we've we've we've had that. Is that a horror movie? No, it's ah so it's. ah There it's 1994. It's about two friends going across country for Kurt Cobain's Wake Vigil. out I'm out, I'm out.
02:56:45
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but oh god
02:56:48
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ah It's Jared Leto, Thelma Blair and Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, I'm out. um Yeah, like I said, we don't have to have the Joker debate. We beat that to death. love I love him as Joker. I said it out. I thought he was great. I think he's one of the better Jokers. I agree. I never liked the Batman, the Dark Knight, Heath Ledger. I didn't like him as Joker.
02:57:14
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I loved him as Joe. I mean, yeah yeah like he did a good job, but but he's, but he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't over the top enough. You know what I mean? Like, like Jared Leto gives that, that little bit of comedy, a little bit of ah playfulness where, where Heath Ledger was overly serious all the time. who What up with you. How you doing? Hello. Let me be Frank with you. yeah I mean, you can be Frank and I'll be Tom.
02:57:41
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or Bill or Jordan. You'd be Frank. I'll be Bill. Jeff will be Tom. Can I still be me? I'm just telling you, Tom, I think Jared Leto man, seriously underrated actor. I think he's great. I obviously he's an accomplished musician. I think he's a yeah i love 30 seconds to Mars, but man, yeah he just, and and I loved you man. And I know the movie didn't get a lot of, the movie didn't get a lot of love.
02:58:07
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And I can't even think of the name of it. It's the Marvel Marvel. Yes I haven't seen yet um thought it was good. I didn't get a lot of love. I thought it was a good movie and Okay, he's great here's where my bias comes in with Jared little that fucking Requiem for a dream movie Yeah, dude I have never done acid or any other, uh, psychotropic drugs in my life. I've never done, I've never done any drugs in my life.
Gaming and Nostalgia
02:58:40
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You put that out there, but that movie made me feel like this is what it would be like to be tripping balls on LSD or acid or something. I'm glad I've never. Yeah. Yeah. He was in panic for him. I forgot about that. Yeah. I'm trying to, well, you just got passed on the right mic, grandma.
02:58:56
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right i think there's a snail uh passing you right now dude put the car in fourth gear you've been in third for like two laps look he's going for he's going for a safe driver accomplishment on uh well at least he's on the track he's good i promise when i drive i drive so fast i don't break in time Yeah, i am I am the worst on others' racing games because I drive like you drive in real life. Just, I don't have a break. I just keep the gas. I keep that sugar all the way down. Put the emergency brakes for and you. Pull it. Cut the wheel. Yeah. and And then like, I remember one time, years ago, my buddy Kevin and I were playing NASCAR. And this was like before, like we lie we were we were we were out in my garage and we were drinking. And that's what we did all the weekends.
02:59:50
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The girls did their thing, watching TV, watching whatever. but And Kevin and I would go to the garage and drink and play video games together. And you want to talk about a rivalry. Man, him and I used to go back and forth in like football. And he'd be like, I don't want to play football anymore. I'm tired of you beating me. And then we'd play Tiger Woods Golf. And I sucked at Tiger Woods Golf. But we would play NASCAR. And I remember one time I was pretty drunk out there in the garage. Surprise, surprise.
03:00:17
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And I said, fuck it. We're in the middle. We're in the middle of a race. So I just said, fuck it. And I pulled a U. It just started going backwards on the track. And I told Kevin, I said, you just keep driving. I'm going to make sure you win. So I was just driving the opposite way, crashing into every fucking body.
03:00:34
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yeah i was like When I race in a game, I take it i like I have finished I finished Gran Turismo four on PlayStation two. Like I did every single race and there's one race. It takes like eight hours and and I've done every race on it and I have gold on every one of them, but it took like two years.
03:01:00
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i give you this Oh yeah. Uh, not the, uh, not the, uh, not the, uh, invite. but like yeah a ya Yeah. I can go into the comments. I'm at YouTube. I'm at YouTube. Yeah, I got the YouTube link. I already saved on my phone. I do too, but my battery's dead. I Oh, no, it's not. There's a link to the link. There you go. That is it
Music Announcements and Social Media Engagement
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out. Share that out, everybody.
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Actually, where are we at? Yeah, let's take a little breaky break real quick. Yeah. Then we'll come back. We'll drop the link because we do have the open door challenge. So everybody and anybody is welcome to come up and hang out with us on the panel. Uh, all we ask is that you keep your goddamn genitalia off the candle. Um, cause I got, I got all this, all this new music tonight. Got brand new music from our girl Jules in the house. Nice.
03:02:13
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with a boys club. So we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little jewels in the house.
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She's hot!
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I like that. I called again. Boys Club.
03:06:10
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Jules in the house. You guys can check her out at Jules in the house. She's on all them socials. We'll give her some love. Let her know we sent you just and you can also check out our boy James. Look at James. Look at show them some love, man. They got new music out. They've been dropping stuff all the time.
03:06:26
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ah So definitely excited to see and hear new music from them. I'm loving it. I think again, you know, she just She just puts out great music, man, one after another. yeah ah It helps that she's got kick-ass voice, too. she said She's fucking badass, man. She really is. ah But, Andy, welcome back to nonsensical Nonsense,
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Entrepreneurship, love it. Yeah, that's my girl's shop, man. um Trying to boost her up and get her Put it in the whip. Put that woman in the whip. Put the logo. Yeah, beauty in the beard, creative corners. It'll look just like that on the socials. Yeah. And we can, if you're close by, we can hand deliver. If you're not, we'll ah we'll ship it out to you. Ship it out. I shipped my pants. And when he, when when he says hand deliver, he gives you a hand job with it.
03:08:49
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hes like No, I don't. But you can have your picture taken with the Sasquatch. Nobody wants that. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. People have been trying to take my pictures for years.
03:09:04
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but okay yeah Quick with it so they only get blurred images. full of lunch I didn't see staff! I'm just saying!
03:09:16
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I should have, I should have Vicki make me a shirt that says Glick Squatch, hide and seek, hide and seek world champion.
03:09:28
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this guy Don't forget, it is Saturday night. We do have the open door challenge up. Don't worry, DJ Glicky Glick with it one time. It is in the chat. Everybody name it. Ah, trackable went off track. Good lord. Welcome to come up and join us. All we ask is if you keep your chin up. Oh, he's playing green trees now? No, he's playing borza.
03:09:55
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ah Brian, how are you doing after your after your defeat last night? you you oh god oh Yeah i I went on that that online therapy thing that they keep advertising and I'm just saying like you know better help ah yeah better help and and it was just like you know and they they said the one recommendation so I'm going to go ahead and take that recommendation And, uh, you know, so don't be surprised when I'll pop up in your neighborhood and shave your beard. And then you would like to be with the Samson going, like no good good luck with shaving the beard. Cause not only do you got to get through me, you got to get through mama and Nikki said, Hey, anybody messing with the beard, they die.
03:10:46
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yeah Hashtag's worth it. yeah No, no, all that all I gotta do is wear some barbecue interface. Like OK, yeah, yeah, take your time. Yeah, you considered it, but don't trust it. Don't what what don't you trust ownership?
03:11:04
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Nah, it's been a pretty not today was a really good day. I mean, I went to the like the preseason game with the Houston Sabre cats for the major league rugby. We won. Yeah, I see. I see that on snap. Oh boy, man. That one run. That one, that one score was fucking insane. i get Oh dude, he, and he, he stepped on one guy and then he just like wins your algorithm. He did it. He did a shake. He did like a shake it back and then he just did a shoulder lean on the guy and then he just took I was like, oh God damn it.
03:11:33
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yeah but however however though we did win thirty nine to nineteen nice i don't know like I, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, and I like, I don't know the rules. But it's not football. You know what I mean? i think it it think It's like, it's like football and soccer combined. and this Yeah. kind of equated to sex as a clear up the okay It reminds me i get it Yeah. But however though we did win 39 to 19. Nice. a lot of smear the queen. There's really, you just kill the guy with the ball or whatever. is it called and was what What did I call it?
03:12:14
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tackle the guy with the ball. What are they called? Do they have a specific name for the ball? ah wreckgby ball Just oh wow i mean you're the Basically, looks exactly like an American football without laces. It's just fatter. Is it better? Just five that six that's just say Connor's mom. Well, we definitely ah indiscriminately called it smear the queer.
03:12:42
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yeah Because if you wanted, if you wanted to pick that ball up, you became the object that we, so it's, it's many against one. You are the one that decided to pick the ball represent has the ball. It's, it's exactly opposite. ta Yeah. Yeah. Like when I saw it, it was like tackle the guy with the ball. You either believe that fast and or resilient. or they come and get you. It was it was because it it was because of that game of tackle the guy with the ball during the lunch period. That's how I got recruited to play to play football in middle school. Nice.
03:13:26
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Yeah, as full as a full back. Your middle school is different than mine, if they're tackling you for no reason. No, I mean, like likening we had our teams and everything, but it was just like you tackle the guy with the ball. But the way we're laddering, doing it like rugby and because like just me being a solid body and everything, which is knocking guys down, that was when the coach was like, I need a full back. You're it. Right?
03:13:54
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No, we we just we just threw the balls in the air and whoever the dumbass was that was brave enough to catch it And you can like you can score you had in zones or whatever right and yeah and Like one guy one guy would toss the football up and we're like whatever jumps on the other side i said think So so so tech technically it's like I kind of fell in love with rugby before I got into football before I found love with um Yeah, dude, I would ah I would love to Spend a couple weeks in a psych ward. I bet that would be fucking amusing as hell. I So, but yeah, I mean, it I mean, it was yeah it was perfect. it was It was perfect. It was a perfect day because it was clear skies, sunny, 70 degrees, slightly breezy. It was perfect.
03:14:40
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Nice. Yeah. Cheeseburger had cheeseburger fries and three beers. I'll cut cheeseburger sounds good. $400 later. a backroom i Actually, actually, actually I was pretty good. I was really to serve with it i was pretty conservative though.
03:14:56
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Well, I wouldn't imagine. They were like the 16 ounces. So I had three 16 ounces. I was like, yeah, let me just take it easy. Yeah. Well, I mean, I was like me last night. no Kind of dinner. yeah here your man The last thing I heard last night. You want, you want to get the big one? I'm like, yeah, sure. Why not? I didn't realize that the mug was a 36 ounce mug. big one of leg it Just bring you a fucking gig.
03:15:27
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There you go. Glitz size, please. I didn't know you guys had Glitz size beers here. I like it. It's just a pony keg. I had 48 ounces of beer. Nice. and theyre what's that russia They're all IPAs, too. Oh. Oh, man.
03:15:58
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Yeah. What's the price? What's the prices like at the concessions for a rugby game? So, um, uh, they're, they're like 12 bucks each. That's not bad. That's it. Well, for a 16 ounce and it's an IPA. That's not terrible. Oh, I gotta love some shine. It was one of our, one of our micro breweries. One of the micro breweries here. Right.
03:16:24
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48 ounces of perfect size beer. yeah You can get a 32 ounce beer at the at the soccer games or the baseball game. Yeah. like yeah i I think they're like six bucks. Yeah. I mean, because like all the other ones were like, you know, your light beer. Cause when they were like, yeah, this is the blonde and this is this. I'm like, oh, blonde is light. That's like beer. And then, uh, then they had one that was like a logger. They had one that was a logger. So, but by, uh,
03:16:51
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My buddy Felipe was like, he never tried this type of microbrewery. I told him, I was like, yeah, we could go on a Saturday. Cause like every Saturday, all the breweries we have in Houston, like they have a brewery tour. So you could pay like your eight, 10 bucks to get in and they give you like a bracelet or a token or token that you get the sample beer. Oh yeah. We've got a, we've got a brewery here in town. Ship brothers, ship brothers.
03:17:21
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Uh, they got, they got all right food. Um, but you go in and you go, it's like going to Dave and busters or whatever. You got a little car. I've never been. Yeah. Well, we have a we have a, they don't have them here, obviously, but they have, they have a, uh, an arcade style. It's very similar. Yeah. but Yeah. You get the guard. You went this at this brewery, you get the card and you're like, Oh, you don't want to put 20 bucks on it or whatever.
03:17:49
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they just go up to they got like these fountains all set up with all the different beers you just you know you know it's funny they you have a grocery store here that does that with wine yeah you tap the card and the drink you know the because you don't have to get a big full 12 ounce cup they got like the flight glasses and stuff but the beer is so much an ounce or whatever so if you just want to try a little bit of it and he might only spend like you're 60 cents or whatever just to sample it as opposed to buy it, you know, as like you were saying earlier, Jeff, you know, you go buy that that new Pepsi or that new Dr. Pepper and it's fucking gross and you just waste it. You know, you can, you can get a little, a little, little swig to taste it and see if you like it before you fill up a whole glass.
03:18:40
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ah That's pretty, that's a pretty cool concept. I don't know if we have any breweries around here like that, where you could do that, where you get like a wristband or tokens or yeah whatever. and And also too, what's cool about it though, like at the breweries, they have like food trucks and then they also have like live bands. I love a good food truck. Yeah. So every week, every week and every weekend, it's like a different different vendor. What?
03:19:07
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What bar does it serve you beer or or drinks unless you buy food? Food trucks and everything. So that way nobody's like driving all like every real sloshed and everything. Well, that's what Robert said in the comments. He said I used to go to the bar or order alcohol and they tell me that I they couldn't serve me alcohol without me ordering food. No problem. Give me a small fry. Yeah.
03:19:34
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dead weird They got they gotta make their money. They gotta make their money. So, I mean, yeah, I mean, it you're not really a and for the beer. Hey, that a man. I like like I tell everybody else. Hey, man. It's their house. Their rules, dude. I get it. There are some but there are some good there are some good craft beers out there, man. I used to go flying around North Maui. Oh, nice. Are you in Hawaii, Robert?
03:20:02
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who is that profile who is in his profile picture that's uh that's the from fucking coming to the can't remember his name
03:20:27
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Uh, his character's name is... It's probably Robert Platinum. good
03:20:36
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That is... Hold on, let me look it up. His character's name is... Oh my God. The actor is Eric... Daryl Jenkins! Yeah. His name is Daryl. Oh yeah! He ends up with his sister! That's his name. I couldn't think of his goddamn name.
03:20:55
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I can't wait to call it billy ocean You're good travelling out of my dreams wrong it into You ever seen the movie license Yeah with the quarries, I love that movie I'm black, but I love him. Hey, we're white. We love making fun of everybody's culture. Dude, I love that movie. What what blows my mind is the guy that sings the solo and does the high voice is a white dude. I love America. so glo yeah thank you The dude that does this does that song is a very, very white, like like fucking last Jedi white.
03:21:46
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i yeah and that white That's fucking white. that's one That dude's clear. but in what Have you ever seen that video? No. Hold let me see if I can find it. Is that like, is that like Snow, the Canadian white rapper that thinks he's Jamaican? Jesus, I opened my TikTok and the first thing I see is Mike. Jesus scared the shit out of me. He's got a shirt on.
03:22:17
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Thankfully. but
03:22:21
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And for the longest time, I don't, I think that, I don't think that guy had any shirts. Every time he'd come up on TikTok, there was no shirt on. I'm like, bro, not that I have any room to talk, but. Pharrell Williams. Did you let me see the previews for that, that new Lego movie? um It's the true story or the life story of Pharrell Williams or whatever.
03:22:47
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and it's all Legos. Which one? There's a new movie coming out. I can't remember what it's called, but it's like the life story or the true story of Pharrell Williams or Pharrell or whatever, but it's all Legos. He wanted to do the movie in Lego style. I'm not mad at that because I love the Lego movie and the Lego Batman.
03:23:09
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Okay, we'll learn that. Everything is awesome. I'm not mad at the Anything is Awesome song either. okay ah That's my Batman. That's my favorite Batman. We'll learn it. yeah You know what? um I'll let you keep it because I'm not mad at it. You fucking killed me in those movies.
03:23:39
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cant See these wolfers? I call them my dogs. I love it. a ah So check this out. I'm loading it now. This is the Soul Glow song by the guy the that wrote it and sang it. This is off of TikTok. um But you can actually see the dude sing it. Check this out. Watch him.
03:24:38
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That is so fucking awesome. I love it. Well done. Well done. Well done. But I, you know, I've seen coming to America maybe a couple hundred times and I would have never guessed it was a white dude singing that song, man.
03:24:55
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but it' hear to my day of my got day of eyess beautiful that that But other than that, I just finished watching the Royal Rumble. Yeah, I just finished watching that too.
03:25:09
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I had it on here. Oh man. I, uh, I love JU so, but what a waste of a world. One more victory. Cause you know, they're not going to give him a championship. Oh my God. You guys are such. Um, and he gave, uh,
03:25:31
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okay.
03:25:36
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yeah Yeah. And I hate Charlotte Flair. I can't stand the fact that... Dude, she' just getting um she's like pretty much getting bony now. Dude, shes she's had so much plastic surgery, you can't even recognize her. And and the thing that kills me, you've you've had you've had your face done, you've had your boob done, your ass looks like pancakes. Why don't you get... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She had one boob done only?
03:26:00
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I said her boobs. You said boob. I was like, that's kind of what she's waiting to pay off the second one. Two, two things. The amount of plastic surgery she's had, why didn't she get to do anything with her butt? Because I mean, she's literally got a flat ass.
03:26:13
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I mean, it might, it it might actually be kicked in. It's so flat. I know she's got these giant fucking ears, bro. Like do something with them ears. I just, she ain't never had to work for anything in her life. She gets all these fucking opportunities in the WWE just because her daddy's Rick player and his best friends with triple H and she's been gone for God knows how many years that she comes back and they automatically put her right into a championship run.
03:26:42
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All right. You know, she's going to get a championship match. Yeah. I remember that, too. That was funny as fuck. I love you some Booker T. I hate Hulk. We're coming up to do.
03:27:03
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Oh, man. But I mean, uh, the, the letter batch was cool. I think, uh, I think Cody Rhodes might've actually committed manslaughter and murder Kevin Owens. Oh, dude. That was nasty. Yeah, that was a, had a legend or is that actually a thing? So it's so like where the announcer's desk and the ring is they had a ladder kind of like a bridge. He wrote powerbomb Kevin Owens on the ladder, but the way it broke and the way how Kevin Owens landed, like Kevin Owens. That was the guy you were just talking to me about, right?
03:27:34
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Yeah. Yeah. You fold it. Yeah. Like the ladder folded and Kevin's Kevin Owens head actually with the ladder that collapses. I'm just saying you gotta get the right ladder. So yeah I think, I think Cody might've just committed murder live on WWE peacock on the WWE Royal Rumble. But the tag team championship match was all right. But I thought the rumbles were cool. There was no big, big surprises.
03:28:04
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ah Everybody knew that knew that Charlotte was coming back because she made a whole big fucking thing about it It was cool. yeah I was really I was really going for Roxy Perez. I was like, come on pop rocks. Let's go H town. Let's go It was cool to see Alexa Bliss black back Yeah, that you do that place went crazy when when they heard her music and that pop was insane. Did you see your jacket? I Yeah, her brave bri her brave yeah, so there's there's your there's your six member to the white six. I hope so. And yeah, I mean like when she came out when that music popped and everybody i was like wait what and then they said we saw her name as she walked out. The roof just blew off. Yeah, I think she got the biggest pop of the night. I think she easily got the biggest pop and then secondary was a.
03:28:58
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yeah jay win um I mean, like I said, I'm not mad at Jay winning. Cash is going to lose his fucking mind because Jay is like one of his favorite wrestlers. like your passions like you you were dead I had his cash. Cash got yeet glasses for Christmas. I had them on earlier. Oh, Ryan, did you see this? He's got to put yeet. Oh, dang. Yeah. So, um,
03:29:27
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Yeah, these are special. We got Yeet on there. Austin got them for him. It's his main event, James. But she's going to actually take white paint and paint Yeet across it real big. But yeah, she got these for the WWE Shop for him for Christmas. Freaking Nicky got him this for Christmas. I was going to say, the camera's over here. Nice. Blinged out WWE logo.
03:29:56
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I don't know why it's back here on my desk, but this is where he has his. Don't lie. You're trying to steal it. You fucking because yeah he puts them on He puts them on during the show.
03:30:11
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No, he. Yeah, I'm sure. I don't know if he's watched it or seen it yet, but cash is going to lose his freaking mind when when he finds out the J one. Oh, check that out.
03:30:24
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Hell yeah. Goldberg, how was he in person? I've heard that he's a pretty nice guy in person. Didn't you meet him? I thought you almost had a beer with him. Somebody was saying he had a beer with him. Not Goldberg. I can't, I don't remember somebody telling us he had a beer with him. Way back in the day, I got to meet a whole bunch of wrestlers when I was working security at the Hyatt downtown because they did ah they did a show, they did a show at the convention center.
03:30:55
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And they were all at the Hyatt. And I didn't realize it. And I was working security and I was doing my rounds and I walk in the fucking bar and. Yeah, that's just where you were talking. Yeah, big show, Shane McManus. A whole bunch of i hope. at eight Back then, it was the the APA, you know Bradshaw and Faroo. It was just a whole bunch of guys. I couldn't have beers with them because I was working, but I didn't get to talk to quite a few of them. They were super nice.
03:31:23
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um Couldn't believe like Nikki Bella made her parents, I'm like, ah man hey costska they've been talking about her coming back for a minute. I care less about Nikki Bella. Yeah, she got a little, she she lost a lot of body weight too. Yeah, yeah shit did again, she had a kid.
03:31:46
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you're going to say didn't Nikki have? I know Bree's got a couple kids with them with. Yeah, Nikki has a kid with her dancing with the stars. You know what he looked like, right? And Glick's all his wrestlers. pretend Oh, wait. That's him. I guarantee it. Oh, he's getting the **** out when he saw Braun Strowman. Yeah. Yeah. Just. No, the fanirl the fuck out I'm just saying.
03:32:16
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like bro strongman oh my god No, I I kept my composure for the most part other than the fact that when the big show could literally and I'm not a small guy Yeah, no, but big show could literally palm my fucking head That's a fucking monster of a man i've seen victor Didn't he do a movie where he was like a babysitter or some shit like that the dudes a massive beast Yeah, he's like seven, what? Seven, four? Seven. Seven, five? Seven foot. Yeah, seven foot, seven, one, or seven, two. Blake loves Hatfield, man. You should have laid him over. Platinum. You should have laid his ass over. Yeah, I mean like. Blake is a huge fan. It was pretty cool. I mean, like, but I mean Big Show was doing a lot of things. I mean, he had like an appearance on the Waterboy. And then one. Who was he in the Waterboy?
03:33:12
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He was captain say no captain insane. Oh, that's right. I forgot And then uh, and then he was in a he was in a star trek enterprise as one of the aliens the alien slavers No, jesus. Yeah, he's been in uh, he's done. of He's been in uh You're a fucking
03:33:42
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He was in, uh, you watch Star Trek. I never watched Star Trek. No, I am not a fucking Trekkie. He's a star star wars. if that ever boil the star wars yeah big show but Big show. Big show. Big show was in like two episodes of psych. He was, uh, remember that episode where, where Sean and Gus met up with the, the weirdos that we're doing, that we're looking for Bigfoot, the college kids. Oh my God.
03:34:12
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and And it was like that fat dude, that weird, over-sexualized, horny chick. And they were in the woods. They thought that Big Show was Bigfoot, but he was actually just like a former military guy. And he was in hiding. He was off the grid and everything. So he was, he was, what's his name? Oh my God. i Like in, in, that.
03:34:39
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you county David Spade made the movie. David Spade and oh my God. Councilor Troy it was hot. I wasn't a big trick. I don't watch any of that stuff, but yeah, I could give you that. I'm too manly for that shit, man. No, I'm just not a big sci-fi fan. It has nothing to do with being manly or not. It's not my cup of tea. Black Sheep, that was the movie.
03:35:09
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oh could do show Yeah, chris harley he was he was uh, what's Gary Busey in that and dead black sheep movie Just living off the grid in the middle of fucking nowhere. Yeah um be stupid I mean I'll make fun of I'll make fun of Star Trek and Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, but I can't watch Lord of the Rings It's so long and boring
03:35:38
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that' but Don't disrespect J. R. R. Tolkien. Hey, **** him. Homeboy Homeboy said it best in clerks too. We've been walking. George draward mar and needs a hurry up and finish them other books. Yeah, you ain't just listen to Dixie. I won't I won't start the books until he finishes them but I mean I don't want to be 90 and start the books and then season three won't be won't be available until 2026.
03:36:07
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really dragon yeah house of the dragon be fucking ridiculous talking to do yeah one fucking dog so them did game of thrones yeah well the guy that wrote game of thrones books it's called the song of ice and fire yeah he wrote each season is technically one of his books but he only wrote four out of like six books ands that's an insurance song that's not a book actually it is and what and was it was like like like the expanse of like the expanse it just sucks that one of the cast members fucked up and he fucked around and now he got they had to kill his character now they gotta they had to cut the season six short i said 12 episodes they knocked it down to eight
03:36:57
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For Dragon? No, no, no, for The Expanse. Oh. For The Expanse. So it's a really good it's it's a really good novel. It's a really good show on front TV. But I was like, fuck it. Hell, man. Song of Icy Hot. You're watching some of them dudes fight on there. I need some Icy Hot. Jesus Christ, it looks like it's painful. Oh, shit.
03:37:27
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I'm watching The Great right now. Brian, have you seen The Great with Ella Fanning? No, not yet. Oh my god, it's hilarious. But yeah, but the expense is on crime TV. Okay. I found an app. I found an app that I'm looking at. I just have to go through it all.
03:37:51
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Watching The Great. dude the great is hilarious because they curse like sailors but because it takes place like the 1800s almost out of place at one point the one dude says wow and and elephant is like what's that mean he's like i don't know i just paid it up know how i feel obviously he just got done boning her real more they said you good
03:38:23
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It's only three seasons, but it's hilarious not watching me on here no, it's not it's ah It's it it's almost like I'm trying to what it will do a true a trait to It's a little bit like the crown but not but more of a story version
03:38:56
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A little bit of the crown, a little bit of bridgington Bridgerton.
03:39:02
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It's hilarious. The first episode, the first episode, Ella Fanning is marrying an emperor. And it's the guy for who played Beast, the young version of Beast.
03:39:14
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Yeah. And and there's there's a guy there, he's standing there, he's a priest, but he's kind of like Rasputin kind of deal, wearing all black and stuff. He's maybe in his 40s and he says to Elavana, he does this, he goes, I need to check to make sure you're not been breached.
03:39:32
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It's so fucked up. I was like, what the fuck? And she's like, wait, what? It's so funny. It was like your favorite part in that series. It literally happened to the first like 10 minutes of the show. The only reason I know that, i the only reason I started watching it, I was is scrolling through TikTok as one does. And somebody did a, like, their lipstick version of it. And I was like, wait, what the fuck is that from? And so I looked it up and I was like, oh my God, I gotta see this. Yeah, well, the there's there's a Rasputin story too, somewhere. I don't know what it's called.
03:40:11
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I knew it was a fucking nut. Last solution? I was a Russian priest that... Weird. I knew that whole TikTok song. Yeah. In TikTok dance. I hate to be very bad news, but the song came out forever ago. yeah No, man, it was brand new.
03:40:38
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uh yeah tiktok made it famous thank you thankfully yeah it's kind of like back in back in a few years back when uh when um Kanye West gave that up and coming artist nobody ever heard of Paul McCartney a chance to uh feature yeah song and and like when Eminem did that song with that up again with our artist um what's his name uh Elton John
03:41:05
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Oh, I'll post posted posted did the same thing, man. He gave that. let oh That's his name. He gave that guy Ozzy Osbourne a chance. Yeah. Nobody they'd ever heard of Ozzy before until posted a song with him. Post Malone. I, I, I don't know what it is, but I actually liked Post Malone's version of country song. He did that pickup truck, man.
03:41:28
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only it up
03:41:32
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You know, I'm not mad at Post Malone doing country music. I'm not either. He's a pretty good other. I think he's... I like Post Malone. I do too. I like Post Malone. I didn't think I would because he looks like a douche. He does look like a douche. He definitely looks like he smells fun. Looks like somebody got beat up a lot in high school. Just saying. Dude, 80s rock is the best. 80s music is the best in general.
03:41:57
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Speaking of the 80s, I'm currently watching. ah yeah Beverly Hills Cop is on TV right now. I just i just threw it out in the background. i gaable Did you see the new one? yeah Yeah, I liked it. I'm mad that he retired the laugh. That's what I was there for. I was there for the laugh. Yeah, and I do love me some. I am a sucker for 80s music.
03:42:25
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Across the board 80s 80s 80s music any genre. I love it. I do. Yeah, I do love me some actual I have the theme song on my Spotify list do do do do do do do do do to do do do do Copyright You know, I just downloaded Hank Williams Jr. or not downloaded, but I just added it to my Spotify list. What's that fucking song? I gotta look at it. You gotta listen to Senior as well. But I did love me some Hank Williams Jr. I love Senior. It's family tradition. I was listening to that today. I just heard that song forever. Why do you drink? To get stoned. Why do you drink? To get stoned. To get stoned.
03:43:18
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why must you there black persons that you za your i guess son dinosaur he does dinosaur see if You can't do it, dude. close please You can't do that **** copyright **** We got enough problems.
03:43:43
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up explores tree kind up trees sort of coming these are of the you hear now if i did yeah you' doing an intervals Yeah, I get that but I can't hear script Dude I was telling Brian last night. I'm watching. Well, I was telling Blake earlier. I'm watching the highway to heaven sit the super wo convention the bun It's so fucking woke What is so fucking highway to heaven dude no i ra you Read about boy
03:44:17
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but ti to my eyes beautiful sun
03:44:22
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I'm sure they do yes but oh yeah so hell i don't care what people think i saw a good I saw this big black dude on a bagger Harley that has you know, it's got he's got the built-in speakers it's all custom and he was fucking jamming out to fucking Britney Spears and This dude was as big as around as he was tall, just this giant black guy on a giant, brightly colored Harley, listening to Britney Spears singing along like he didn't have care in the world. I was like, that's the dude I want to be like. Maybe not with Britney Spears, but. red broad just as much that and yeah
03:45:01
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yeah hang show mean like not giving a fuck about who's listening or watching yeah that's me jam that's me jamming out to uh aqua barbie girl i don't give a fuck that's my jam dude i don't care what anybody thinks that's my goddamn jam i fucking love barbie girl i love barbie girl there's a reason why i have a house another stereo in my car it's fantastic you make and just me every I love that fucking song. I don't give a damn what it is. It's a goofy song. yeah well You know, it it's it's it's a carefree. I don't give a fuck song. It's kind of like I saw that song by iPhone 65 that blew. I love that song. Oh, hell no. However.
03:45:49
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You want me to ruin that song for you the next time you hear it, you'll never get it the same? and I don't know what's worse, that blue, like i'm seen um that I'm blue, or the hamster dance, or... hamster dance sauce or that which i'm true like ah I said the hamster dance is up there. it's it's a good it's a it's ah It's one of those ones where you're just like, I'm in a good mood instantly.
03:46:15
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What about, what about, what does the fuck say? I love it. I love all of the stuff. You're there all on my fucking playlist. Dude, I got the Golden Girls theme song on my fucking playlist. You wouldn't talk about having fun.
03:46:30
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I think the thing about that song, What Does the Fox Say That I Just Love, is that those guys, they break it down and they're taking themselves serious as hell. They've got some vocals, man. Don't get them wrong. Hey, it's a good, fun song. There's nothing wrong with a good, fun song at the end of the day. It's like the Talladega Nights movies. It's not a great movie, but it's something you watch because it's on.
03:47:00
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oh has my little but car diggan night i can't really get haed in the nights I can't really get into it. I'm on fire. Help me. Help me Jesus. like i get drawn out of applebe I can't feel my legs. Ricky Bobby. Don't you stab yourself with that fork Ricky Bobby.
03:47:26
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um you eggs just America! Dude, that is one of the greatest songs ever. From from Team America, world police. Dude, you want to see somebody? I drive through the hotel zone in the car playing that song. I just i can't i can't get over that i can't get over the puppet sex.
03:47:53
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Yeah. it yeah yeah it this it's been movie But it's hilarious. It's like they really went there. They really went there. The puppet sex and then when they were all throwing up, it was just like, come on. Matt Damon. Greatest line ever.
03:48:15
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I don't know what it is with Hollywood and their hate for Matt Damon, but he gets picked up by everybody. It's like hating Nickelback, man. Yeah. It's trendy. It's something to do to avoid boredom.
03:48:33
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I'm sure Matt Damon's not mad about it at all. Yeah, but Matt Damon did. No, never mind. That was Chris O'Donnell. Never mind. What's Chris O'Donnell? The Batman nipples.
03:48:45
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um man robin nipple I like, I like Chris O'Donnell. That dude can't do wrong. is it george george George Clooney and Chris O'Donnell. Oh my God. George Clooney is a Batman. Worst Batman ever. they're fashion absolutely Their the nipples. That was terrible.
03:49:04
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Yeah, you know, valcomer is one of those guys and he was all like sensitive in the movies like like dr ah val number Val Kilmer is one of those almost do no wrong. And then he did Batman. But was like well what don't lie. but If you're standing next to Nicole Kimman in and that beautiful dress black dress she was wearing, you'd fucking... ah What you mean? I've never been a family kid, man.
03:49:32
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passenger only there's only two movies. I like Kidman and it's the Batman and and far and away There's no far and away. um mean our is accent set Oh,
03:49:47
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lady Oh Do the pledge every morning sir, I don't know ask your kids you got kids in school. Well, we did that in school. We always said the pledge in school. Yeah. I We said it every morning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I can ask him, but then I would have to talk to him. Yeah. That sounds like a lot of work. Yeah. You know, what blows my mind is there are people in the U S that, you know, granted they're younger than we are.
03:50:24
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they don't know it. And I'm like, wait a minute. I was just, I was just sitting here thinking. They stopped doing that 20. They said it stopped that 15 years ago. Did they really? Yeah. They don't teach cursive. And then they don't even teach time because they can't tell time like we can. Cause like, look, look at our fancy analog watches. Right.
03:50:48
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I think, um, you know, have crippled an entire nation nowadays, give them manual transmission, cursive and did and and analog watches. They won't be able to see it bro.
03:51:01
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but new drop breaks I was going to say, I think, I think my, I think my kids are living in the carburetors. They got rid of that fucking core math bullshit. Dude. I don't understand how they change math all the time. Well, I don't know. Apparently math is racist.
03:51:18
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yeah and according and ah and according to blaze math is fake so numbers aren't real numbers aren't real and we have no free will he has me that day he's like let's have another debate on a thursday night about free will i was like dude my head's already exploded enough you told me the the color blue didn't used to exist i'm still trying to comprehend that
03:51:45
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ah but i he did he He had to be dying last Saturday night. Blaze was on one last Saturday. I was on the Did you see when the weekend you were here and he was talking to Harley dad and just given Harley that they were going off about communism versus socialism?
03:52:07
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oh dude it was the final hour of the show and i just went fucking go boys have fun and then i went to interrupt because we were getting ready to go over and Blaze was like shut up Jeff and i was like Jesus Christ you go buddy we got 10 minutes left i'm just saying shut the fuck up Jeff i'm gonna yeah Blaze was killing me last weekend last Saturday night you know i was rolling He called me, what the fuck happened with last night? Yeah. I was like, well. it's really it's up Up until last night, it had been a long time since I had one of those nights.
03:52:47
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Right? I get it. What the fuck happened? He was on it. What are you doing awake? It is so funny. Because he messaged me. Dude, what did I do last night? Was I an asshole? I said, no, no, you're fine. Just watch the replay. He didn't tell me to shut up very loudly. I was trying to end the show. Just go help our numbers and go watch the replay.
03:53:17
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Yeah, yeah. Dude, did you hear about that chick that freaked out because there was a guy at a car show, a car show with a General Lee with the Confederate flag on top? I was like, bitch, it's racist. She's a racist because it's a movie car. Racist. The stars of bars don't mean racism. but just Sorry. they mean a bar racist Racism. Racism. You don't want them colored folks, do you? Do you like that?
03:53:47
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That's not true. I have a colored TV. When I was up in the mountains, I saw a graveyard. Oh, yeah, there's a real stars and Mars.
03:54:03
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ah There's a, there's a lot of, he even up here in Ohio, if you go to some of the older graveyards, because there why a lot of battles in a Ohio was one of those states where it was divided by the brothers, yeah brother and during the Civil War, but not and when I lived down in Charleston, there was a lot of gravestones that had the Confederate soldiers and and had the stars and bars on them.
03:54:29
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yeah so ah I think they still fly them at one of the forts. Yeah. With the American flag.
03:54:43
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Agreed. 100% agree. Yeah, it's American history. Just because you and and just because you you try to ignore something doesn't mean it goes away. and That's the other problem with school. with with the education system today is that they're whitewashing history so to say and they're trying to make like they're trying to eliminate things that that and it's like you can't erase what is already happening and it's not just american history but like in world history they're just not teaching it pretend like it never existed yeah if they paid it to certain world history like there's shit way worse oh yeah
03:55:18
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I mean like the great Morgan right Morgan agreement like like Great Wall of China was built by slaves and when slaves died on the on the wall, they threw them in the middle. Yeah, they they get. Yeah, the wall was built on top of them. Yeah. They kept going. No, like no fucks get like fuck that's fucked up. I mean, but you know, have you heard this story about the Panama Canal? Panama, when they were building the Panama Canal, they would sell the dead bodies to medical research.
03:55:48
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to help pay for it. Nice. Because people were dying so much because of malaria and and all the other diseases, digging a fucking giant tunnel through the fucking water, islands, thursday land. Yeah. Watch the movie, Basic. Excellent movie.
03:56:08
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basic skin yeah it's a great no No, no, no the movie it's called basic it's got Sam Jackson I love that movie. No, it's not Charlie's there. It's it. I can't remember her name She's she's not really well know she was actually in Here's a little um trivia from last night. ah She was actually in ah The Devil's Advocate. Charlize Theron. No, she was she played the the international um lawyer. Her name is Connie Nelson. neil tiny awesome yeah ne sinna yeah county news yeah She played the international lawyer that was Satan's other daughter.
03:57:05
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yeah And Keanu Reeves makes out with her again.
03:57:10
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eight Big man. Gorgeous woman. I had so much fun kicking your guys' asses last night. We got lucky. Whatever you got. It was the genre. It was the genre, dude. I'm telling you, if you get to romantic comedies, I'm going to wipe the floor. No, no, no. Because hadn't it not been mentioned about that movie, about the movie poster?
03:57:31
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right? it odd thing He was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Before, before that, no, before that, he was like, he was like, did we have another picture? Like that was like desperation right there. and what yeah I was asking a question. because i through I was trying to figure out. ah dr well I need to eat. ah we got do the movie poster yeah oh that sort i I was getting a clarification because I was a little confused on the rule and then Jeff over there going, Oh, you have bonus points. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there was nothing. I did talk about playing those points earlier in the day. Um, and so I was just trying to figure out and I know like it was the first night.
03:58:10
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boys was trying to work through like the rules and stuff like that and and picking things up. Ladies and gentlemen, viewers watching at home, what you just heard is a man's desperation to necessarily has to win. What? I had his ass. I had his ass dead to rights and he knew that that last picture was his last final lifeline. Had that not had you had you got the first poster?
03:58:40
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So, what you're saying to me means nothing because I would have already had you beat. I just solidified it. What was the first poster? The first one was about toxic avenger. Oh, toxic avenger, yeah. Uh, I can't remember. I don't hand one through me. Yeah, I don't hand one through me. No, I don't hand first, yeah. Because the original poster is not cartoonified. That one was cartoonified. So, he did a great job of finding it because the original poster is a photo.
03:59:13
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, Morgan Freeman said it best. Black history is also American history. So to try to whitewash it is, is, is disrespectful. Yep. Pure and sample. I am. And I agree with you. It's history. I mean, unfortunately it, it, it, you know, America is a young country compared to others and we don't have but whole hit We don't have the best history. I mean, there's been a lot of turmoil and whatnot. Well, no, we've had a lot of inner in fighting and a lot of stuff like that. The Genghis Khan era. But yeah, the Roman era. Then you got like, when you got like the North. All the Vikings trying to claim shit. But it's it's our history and it what's it's it's what makes us who we are as a country.
04:00:10
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However, come on up, buddy. You know what? Jesus, I already dropped the win. Come on up. You look like it'd be fun. You sound like fun. You sound like one of us. Google got a lot of us. I think Blaze, and I told Blaze when he talked about doing the trivia, I think it's a great idea. I think it's a great concept. And I think he did a great fucking job with ah but the questions and the and the scenes and the audience. He put time into it. He put some serious time into it.
04:00:39
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Oh yeah, he put a lot of, i yeah. So, um, it was fun. And like I said, initially when Blaise and I were talking, it he said he wanted to have teams of two. And originally it was going to be me and Brian versus you and Brittany. And I was like, Oh dude, I know Brian knows horror genre like I do. We are going to fucking destroy these two.
04:01:06
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Well, it was like, yep. All right. I got actual competition. This is going to, this is going to be fun because poor Psy, poor Psy. Once again, once again, Psy is very much like me. Poor genre, not necessarily his favorite. However,
04:01:26
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Psy would be my competition for for like your romantic comedies, your fucking sports movies. Oh, I got that in a fucking bag. i want work But I watch sports movies like nobody, like you watch fucking football. Although I do want to make sure if you know, next time if Psy's there, he he he goes before me.
04:01:46
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But the true MVP for me last night was Si. Let's be honest. yeah Best teammate you never knew you had. But no it was it was good. It was a lot of fun doing that. And and like I said, I think as as as you guys do more of them, it'll get better. It'll get more fluid. It'll be a little bit easier and and and and whatnot. but Yeah, we just need to figure out the the the proper way to, like, because the way it was explained to me is that each round, like there would be three rounds of 36 questions is the way I heard it. And it was 36 questions in total. So I was putting everything as, this is the first question, second question. And so the way I had it lined up didn't make sense. maybe yeah But the beauty of it was every month,
04:02:43
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And at the end of the year, the winners gets a swag bag. So, you know, you and I get bragging rights because, you know, we're part of the network. Oh, no, no, no. When I when i clean sweep everybody and I'm crowned the trivia champion. You won't be.
04:02:58
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much like you won't be the Angel of Death. I'm just saying. Well, in both situations, I have a nice big jump already on you. It's it's it's February 1st, dude. Calm down. I'm not saying. As we know, your track record with Angel of Death is shit. Well, not that shit is any better. I mean, calm down. You've gotten... I have two more dead than you. I'm just saying. You had what? Two last year? Yes. Two is all took.
04:03:27
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And while I had one last year and one this year, so we're tied up. Yes. But you technically would have had two last year, but a little too late. Motherfucking Jimmy Carter. Fuck that piece of shit. I'll see you in hell, you rat bastard.
04:03:47
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See you in hell, Jimmy Carter. We're just saying that angel death belt's gonna look really good hanging on my fucking door. Well, I mean, Bill Clinton is soon sometime this year because being married to Hillary, I was like, Jesus Christ. Bill Clinton looked dead. If I was married to Hillary, I would have offed myself years ago. I was like, damn, Hillary's literally sucking the life out of him. I mean, like- Oh, he looks like a bag of bones. Yeah.
04:04:13
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hundred page um robert ah Robert, you seem cool as fuck, bro. You're welcome here anytime and you're welcome in the chatters box. And we do, we do shows seven days a week. And we open the floor every Saturday night. It's an open invite for anybody who is not pretty, who wants to come. Oh yeah, she is not, she is not. You can't even go back. heard You can't even go back and look at young pictures of her and go, yeah, you know what? She used to be attractive because she's never been. No, no. Yes.
04:04:44
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She looks like somebody, like she fell out the ugly tree and hit her right way down that fucking tree landed on her. Do you blame the guy for getting his soul sucked out by Monica? I mean, contract and woman in the world either, but compared to Oh, Michael.
04:05:06
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personally i mean i don't know man i mean michael Michael Obama. That is a good looking at training. yeah Let's not lie. There's a week why Joan Rivers died. I'm just saying. It wasn't so fucking surgery. or the or the private not private Or the private chef was found dead in their pool. Yeah, I'm just saying. I think that was a ri review. You know, Obama seems like he'd be a cool cat to like,
04:05:39
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not necessarily run the country but to like and invite to the barbecue or go to his barbecue or go have a few drinks with like he he looks like he he sounds like he'd be a cool ass fucking dude i'm just saying i'm just saying if i had a choice between monica and hillary i'd take monica every day of the week and twice on sunday i ain't mad at him he was uh He was playing his saxophone and and she was playing his is flute. Yeah, they were a two-person band. She was playing Kale to the Chief. Yeah, she was. Have you ever really been? Really? well jennifer Yeah, because Obama's might get a divorce because how she didn't show up to the funeral or the inauguration.
04:06:30
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yeah i've been Yeah, I've been hearing about that. That just recently came out, like, yo. If the rumors are true, it's like, wow. That'll be history, because I don't think there's ever been a president after presidency to get divorced.
04:06:48
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The heads will will explode. But I mean, there was always rumors about Kennedy and Marilyn. But Kennedy kenny was just a horn dog. he That was my dude.
04:07:00
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If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
04:07:05
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like to the de thought yeah hey man yo i ain't at it i ain't at at barckcoy if he is checking up with jeni and yeah
04:07:18
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upgrade what was it what does it say this said let me upgrade you ye in i don't find her attractive Yeah, 100% of promotion. That's what you call it. Promotion for Barack. I don't find Beyonce attractive. However, her Levi's jeans partial? Yeah, that looks good. I don't i don't like anything about that woman. I would be fine if we shipped her off to a space.
04:07:46
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i now Now Kelly Rowland, that's a beautiful woman. That video, ah yeah, but I'm talking about of the original Destiny's Child. But like, careful that that video with her and Nellie that- She was awesome. and she was She was great and pretty versus Jason. She was. I wasn't mad at that. Yeah man, I did. i I cannot stand Beyonce. I think her music is trash. I don't know what she's doing now with her with with her with her bleach blonde hair and her lightened skin like she's trying to be a white cowgirl. I don't know what's going on. What she needs to be doing is be worried about what's going on with yeah turned to myself what she needs to be doing is worrying about her man's and his Diddy affiliation. Hey, you know, what i do I swear to God, I hope heads roll.
04:08:44
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I really do. Oh, J.Lo's like quiet. Yeah. Cause apparently they real why there some, showed him some photos. Yeah. There were some allegations and potential charges that were getting dropped on Jay-Z. That's why all the celebrities are endorsing Kamala, just so like the digitalist. Didn't Trump say he was going to like make sure that shit gets released?
04:09:11
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yeah Yeah. But if you're going to if you're going to release that, bro, you've got to release the Epstein list now. I agree. He said the same thing. He said, I'm going to get that released, too, because yeah there's a lot of names on that list after he has some red reduction done on it. He'll release that. f No, because because he met Epstein at Mar-a-Lago and then kicked him out. He kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago because Epstein was hitting on some young chick. He's like, get the fuck out of my fucking property. You're off my lawn, motherfucker.
04:09:41
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up my own you young whipp amen that that boy don't play There's already a bunch of people doing research on the new ah JFK files have been released because he released everything He said oh dude like move all redactions and put it out there dude like I was at the site and like looking at the side of my You know, you're trying to picture. always wanted to go yeah Yeah, I'm doing the reenactment in my head. I'm like, because I'm standing right at that grassy knoll.
04:10:12
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And I'm like, okay, so i believe that's too, and I'm sitting there like, if I look, I take two steps this way, that's like a clear, you know. Well, one of the files, I saw one of the files, you know, somebody showed a picture. The Lincoln that Ken Egan was riding in, the windshields cracked from a bullet hole. Yeah. Nobody knew that was there until a couple of days ago. I'm just saying.
04:10:41
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And then, and then like, and then I'm like, I'm walking and then I cross the street and I'm looking at the, deposit at the, uh, depository. And I'm like, from like, whether it looks like from the, how they were talking about like with the camera, and I know with the camera, you know, it gives you that, like, it's been like, it's a hundred yards or whatever. But in actuality, like standing there, it looks about 50 to 60 yards.
04:11:04
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Yeah, 60 yards is a pop shot. I can do that. because why Yeah, because but because I'm sitting there like I'm looking at it. yeah I mean, I I tried to go up up to the floor, but it's a long ass line because it's a it's a it's a tour. he does dark sight Yeah, but on the road, you get like right on the street, like um I think I'll send it to you, but it's like two X's is where the two, the kill the second shot and the at the second and the kill shot was. And then the first and then the there's an X where the first shot was. flip you Oh, is it really?
04:11:38
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I've always wanted to go to David Pleasant. I think it'd be cool. I've seen the movie J.F.A. like 50, 60 times. I love that movie. Back and to the left. Yeah, but apparently in that movie is so inaccurate, it's like ridiculous. It's so biased.
04:11:53
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yeah And when I found that out, it upset me, but I don't care. I love the movie. But yeah, but I mean, but but that's all like, like when I would, I would stand when I was there, I was standing in certain areas and trying to get a reenactment of what everybody was there. It's like, when you look at the footage, like, okay, the lady and her husband were standing right here. Are you a lady? Oh, yeah. So I'm trying to remember like the photos of like trying to stand and trying to see like how the reenactment in my head how that played out. That's the same thing I did when I went to Pearl Harbor. I stood on the edge of the pier. I stood on the edge of the pier. It was windy that day, so I couldn't go. I couldn't go, but like seeing all the little markers where all the other ship all the other ships were docked, it's like you're trying to do the reenactment in your head. of by shortages
04:12:46
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It's goddamn CSI Brian over here. ah no i' go to spark fact Like that like one ah one of my bucket list is go to Auschwitz and shit. go i mean But you've seen the movie The Great Escape. That's actually a real place. And you can actually see it was, they did, I think it was 500 yards underground and you can walk it.
04:13:09
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but But Jeff, if you're down, if we could get like some boys to quarters and some night vision cameras. Oh, I'm in. Let's spend the night in Alcatraz. do man I mean, I did. I was when I was I think I was 13. I went to my my grandparents were living in California and I went for the summer and they took me to Alcatraz and and I did a audio tour where you walk around and it tells you go grab the bars here and you can feel the the warmth or whatever. Dude, it was fucking awesome. german bear
04:13:44
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think stole i got a bar you can grab that
04:13:56
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Well you can go to mancy and and I think they do it overnight there yeah, so you yeah you may are So they do their so they do their regular tours and then they have the haunted tours. They have a celebrity Hollywood door ah ah regular tour, a a haunted tour, and I can't remember the other one. But then they also, they do, they were, I don't know if they still are, but they they opened it up to where you could go and spend the night and do your own thing. You got to stay overnight and do your own investigation. But they've got so much going on there at Mansford because they've got, they've got during during the Halloween, they do the haunted house there.
04:14:39
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Which is i like whether that's so bad. Right? Wow. Alcatraz was amazing, dude. But I, like, if you were to stay on Alcatraz, I'm pretty sure you fucking freeze to death. It was two ways fucking August and I was freezing my ass off. You would have to be feeling extra fucking frisky to try to do that shit. The spirits are alive. If it's cold and it's summer,
04:15:04
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No, no. It comes down to Mark Twain once wrote, the coldest winter I ever had was the summer I spent in San Francisco.
04:15:16
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San Francisco is just cold. Like, it gets windy and it's cold because it's right there on the water and shit. That don't make a whole lot of sense. Look it Why wouldn't every coastal city like be like that?
04:15:33
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I don't know, dude. I'm just saying. Yeah. I mean, like, just like it's like it's San Diego, man. markwaye worked a lot Like San Diego, it'll be barely 65 and everybody's like under a heater and wearing hoodies. Well, that's how it was. I'm walking around in flip flop shorts and it's sleeveless shirt. They're like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm from Texas. They're like, Oh, you're loving. yes fuck Yeah. Yeah. I am. Yeah. That's how it was when I was living down in Charleston, man. It would be like 60 degrees and people had hoodies and shit on.
04:16:04
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And I'm out there in like shorts. I was, we were going to the beach. We used to go to the beach on Christmas day every, every year. Yeah. And we didn't get swimming or anything. Cause the water was fucking cold as hell because it's winter, but we can still go to the beach and hang out. But, um, it wasn't, I would probably say it was the last couple of years that I was there that, um, I'm not saying he didn't say that. I'm just saying like,
04:16:30
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That doesn't make a lot of sense just to say because of the other factors. No, because it's it's that that coast in that section is just a cold section of water all the time. ah Down in Charleston, they got some damn good seafood, man. Damn good seafood. And I was not even a seafood guy. I think any coastal city would have good seafood. Yeah, I agree with that's that. because and i And I wasn't really a big seafood eater until I moved down there.
04:17:00
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Uh, and I won't eat seafood up here because I'm now I'm a snob and I'm spoiled because literally everything there was fresh every day. the mr shaing john Yeah. The menus, that most of the restaurants changed from day to day based off of what they caught. Um,
04:17:22
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um, But, uh, I enjoyed it. Um, I enjoyed the seafood there. I've had seafood down in Florida as well. It was pretty good. Um, I was down in Tampa, went to a little, a little spot. The only, the only seafood I eat is lobster and shrimp. I love lobster. I'll eat lobster any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Oh my God. Not even the seafood, but some of the other food in general, the South spoiled me. Well, I'm with you, man. Like.
04:17:55
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man. There was so much good food down there and I and I tell you what, i'm ah I'm a barbecue guy and I love barbecue and it took me a minute to it took me a hot minute to get used to the uh the Carolina mustard base barbecue sauce but now I love it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be right back. I gotta walk the dog real quick. That's right. I was going to say, do you want to say this on break? I'm uh I'm dancing here. Yeah, we can do a little breaking break. Let's see what I got music wise.
04:18:24
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Uh, man, I got a ton of fucking music. Uh, yeah, I got, uh, got some new music from lift the curse. Well, not new. It's our newest single. Um, from lift the curse. Well, it's our newest single, but it's been out for a few weeks or months or something. I have no idea. They do have new music coming out this month though. Um, everybody's got new music coming out, man. I'm loving it. Oh,
04:18:48
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But Lip the Curse was on Glick's House of Music. They hung out with me for a couple hours. Yeah, I know. Southern Outlaws got that new song coming
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04:18:59
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out. me It's a little different, but I like it. I like it. I've got carolina Carolina seasoning in my cabinet for for grilling and stuff like that. so But I like it. It took it took me a little bit because it was weird.
04:19:16
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but Definitely nothing wrong with it. That's for damn sure. So, but yeah, let's take a little break. I got a little lift the curse with their newest song, save me. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
04:22:41
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What's the place I belong?
04:23:36
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04:24:54
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04:25:52
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i Give us, a you know, check out the bands that I interviewed because these are some awesome people. I've been making some kick-ass music and I cover all genres. I've had rock people on there, country people on there, rappers, user had some pop and punk and just, I'm a music nerd. So these guys might nerd out and nerd out about movies and stuff like that, but sports and music are my passion. That's that's what that's two things that I really love.
04:26:23
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And I get to do two shows where I get to talk music and talk with musicians. and And I get to talk sports on two different shows. It's amazing. Don't let him lie to you. He likes men, too.
04:26:35
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<unk> You got me manning me. Don't we all? We buy stickers by the truckload. Yeah.
04:26:47
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ah Yeah, those guys, those guys are dope. Those, those guys were, were, we had a lot of fun hanging out. They were, they were, they were really cool. They'll be back up again. They actually, Jeff, I think I told you, I can't remember. They, we have mutual friends. Do we? They, they know. Oh, they do. No, we, we have, we have mutual friends, them and us.
04:27:13
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Okay. but They know and they have performed a few times with Black Top Mojo. Black Top Mojo. Yes, you told me that the other day. That's fucking awesome. And we love us some Black Top Mojo up in this network. Let me tell you. Yeah. They are one of those bands they can do no wrong.
04:27:31
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So, But, uh, yeah, dude, I know it shows, I know it shows and I feel bad sometimes because I feel like I might neglect some of the other shows, but I know it shows. There you go, buddy. Uh, oh, hell yeah. That's awesome. I don't want, no, I don't know what NARS is. N-A-R-A. I don't know what that is. National social radio or something. I don't know what that is. Um. Jesus, I can't spell.
04:28:00
Speaker
I don't think N.A.R.A. is. That's the R.A. Oh, the Bammies. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. Did you see the part again? Hell yeah. But no, sometimes I feel bad because I think it shows that Tuesday nights is my favorite show, my favorite night of the week. Dude, I always look forward to Tuesday
Technology Challenges and Upgrades
04:28:23
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nights. National Academy of Recording Artists and Scientists. Science.
04:28:29
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Yeah, he said the Grammys. Oh, yeah. I was the anagram click. Jesus. That's fucking awesome. I've had like my Googleness.
04:28:42
Speaker
I've never heard it called that. No, no, I'm an idiot. I was like, we've had somebody on the show that's one Grammys, not Grammys. Our list is pretty close. No, no, I was thinking of shit cat Kevin.
04:29:01
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I can't remember. I can't remember his last name. He came up. He was on Days of Our Lives. He was the actor that we had. up He had like Golden Globes or something like that.
04:29:17
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, I can't remember. Oh, my God, it's going to drive me nuts.
04:29:26
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so I don't know if I would really be considered an audio file, but I do. No, it's just a file. I'm just a filing cabinet. I do enjoy not only the obviously, you know,
04:29:47
Speaker
voices When people sing ah different different style of voices, but I also love the the music behind it and um like I don't know anything about I Can't play an instrument. I can't sing It's just the sound that I like to hear and whatnot. I Would love to do something. It's like me you buy audio quit or you buy a guitars and they end up hanging on the wall Okay Yeah. John boy job Boy asked me Tuesday when I was hanging out with them, who looked the curse. He was like, I see you got that guitar back there, Glick, can you you play? And I'm like, yeah, no. I've had that thing for like 20 years, and and I can do this. That's what I like to do. But yeah, man, I just love music, man. I really do. I wish I could sing. I wish I could play. ah I could sing, definitely.
04:30:44
Speaker
I mean, I can say I put on concerts all the time in my car, ah yeah been sometimes in the shower as well. or Or in my living room, if I'm home alone. Yeah. ah Which is the lot. I'm alone i'm alone a lot. but see that sir I'm getting, I'm going to get Nikki to give me a shirt. It's just this nonsensical network. I'm all alone. um along lot um lord the lord You say that all the time. Like you're, like you're almost half expecting one of us to feel bad for you and nobody does. We just make fun of you. I'm not, I'm not mad. ah I'm not trying to get sympathy. I'm just, I'm alone. You got your six AI girlfriends to keep you company bro. Yeah, exactly.
04:31:36
Speaker
I need Taylor Joy will call me here in a little bit. ah yeah Oh shit. Good God. I i bought i bought a $50 microphone that I love. Don't get me wrong. I just stopped using it is the official NASA 3135 microphone. Right there boys.
04:32:02
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NASA. so ah I'm just saying, Jeff, you said some dumb shit. and so My headphones at the time were NASA. oh my microphone My microphone is NASA as well.
04:32:18
Speaker
They were officially licensed by NASA. Just because it says NASA does not mean anything. They were licensed by. I did i emphasize that. But you took it on three rounds on on the fucking dance floor. Eat an asshole, because that's what you do. I think they actually said like officially licensed by El Nasso. And I'm like, what's that Mexican for? You're like, it's Mexican. It's Spanish for NASA, dummy. Mexican space station. Yeah. yeah There's none of them. I don't think I can spend that much on the mic. There's very little things that I spend a lot of money on. A mic is not going to be one of them.
04:33:03
Speaker
I think i think you know this is a JLab mic that I have. I love it because and And I bought it because when we first originally started talking about doing a show and I, and I was going to do a sports show and I was going to do it with a couple of buddies in house and this mic, I'm able to have up to four people on one mic and it, and you probably know better than I do, Robert. It kind of separates the, the, the vocal or the the audio. So it doesn't all come into the mic, all garbled and gerbiled up and whatnot. Um.
04:33:34
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So, but and the only reason I'm not using it, because it sounds great. I love it, uh, is because I don't have enough holes in my laptop to function into. You know, you can get adapters for that. Yeah, I know. i read all And I have, and I bought a couple of different adapters, but ah you don't get the full quality from the, like it messes up the sound quality. So whatever works, amen. I know that's right. Whatever works, works. Um, you know, I mean,
04:34:03
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um You know if we as we as we progress and and we do more and we become a little bit more popular and if we start to be monetized and what got money here he fucking Best Buy special Hmm What kind of laptop I've gone through three laptops and so I think an HP chrome I think is what it is ah by Is a highway And I was going to say my my my last laptop was and was a Chromebook as well, but my broaster so graciously dumped a can of beer on it. And then he had this one, which was their old laptop, and he just gave it to me to replace the one that he dumped beer all over.
04:34:50
Speaker
And I need to get a new one. I really do this this thing. It's one of those things where it's like we we all need new computers we We all know it, but we're all like I don't want to spend money and this thing's still working Like my screen doesn't even work. Yeah, I have my screen as a TV Yeah, I don't even know anything about like that like I could walk into Best Buy and the goofy ass kid at Best Buy could be like, this is 7 million megahertz and high profile speed, and I'll be like, okay, I'll take that one. And then it's just, what you need to do is just go get you a gaming laptop. Alienware is right up there, but it's not good anymore. It used to be good. Uh, but a gaming laptop, you should be fine because you don't do a lot of like graphics and stuff like, like plays.
04:35:39
Speaker
Not yet. I mean, i well, I also don't have time to do that stuff because I got 900 million other things that I'm doing behind the scenes. But I do need a better, I do need a nicer laptop, a better one, something that's got a little bit more. The main thing you need to worry about is RAM, RAM and and memory. The higher the RAM, the faster it goes. Yeah, I just need something that's got a little extra oomph to it. You know what I mean?
04:36:07
Speaker
We'll upgrade. so upgrade like Barack Obama upgrading to a real woman. I'm going to upgrade to a real computer one day. thank you Well, look, I was telling you earlier today, I looked at one. It's it's it's like four grand for the one I won. But it's it's like mainly because I work on my computer all day long. So it makes sense for me to spend that kind of money because I need to run four screens. Right now I'm running one. I'm suffering.
04:36:39
Speaker
You ask him for a reason. What's your reason? He said if he has a good month, he's going to send you one. All right. I wouldn't be mad at you. We might we might become our we might become new best friends. and Hey, Robert, if you don't mind me asking,
04:37:01
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but
Travel and Local Artist Interviews
04:37:02
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if you don't mind me asking I know you don't sound like you've been you've been all you've lived you've lived all over the place, which is awesome. um I can't wait until the kids graduate because I think it's gonna be not that Nikki and I I mean Nikki and I do travel quite a bit We take our random weekend trips. I mean, I think right, you know, we've got something longer the week would be nice, right? Yeah, I think when the when the kids graduate and move out and once we get moved back down south ah her and I talked about doing some traveling and whatnot but if you don't mind me asking where where where you what what part of the world or a country are are you in you know, I
04:37:35
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be like, exact location. I mean, and take you what's written in. Show me the exact audience. but
04:37:46
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ah Yeah, and and know that's the beauty of this network is we have fans and guests and and all of us are all over the world. You know, like Brian goes around the world. He just got back from England, didn't you? Yeah, back in December. Yeah. Yeah.
04:38:04
Speaker
yeah i live in mexico gla I've been in Mexico twice, Hawaii once, Vegas multiple times. That's like a normal, that's like a routine trip for you guys. You go to Vegas quite a bit. Vegas vegas is like one of those towns where they where, well, not only that, but then it's just like one of those towns where you could just like really let loose.
04:38:29
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e and And then I'll talk about the, I mean, other than the gambling, but there's also events going on. I mean, like just recently, just recently last weekend, they had the, uh, they had the shot show, which is like a gun convention. And then um that's how, that's on the north end of the strip on the south end. You had the AVN, the AVN event. Yeah. So, and then like in November and November, they have the SEMA show, which is a big, a big thing over there. SEMA is awesome. ah december December is the rodeo.
04:39:01
Speaker
So, and then like during the summer, you got like the, that little rave party out in the desert. Yeah. Uh, burning man. Yeah. Burning man. So, I mean, you got, you got all kinds of stuff going on in Vegas. So, but it's, it's just one of those towns that you can just let loose and not give a fuck. Yep. A true Southerner. He said them in the Southeast.
04:39:24
Speaker
I've been here in Ohio. I was moved to South Carolina. I wish I was still there. I wish I was still in Charleston. I really do. I miss, I miss Charleston. Um, I miss that place a lot, but, um, you know, yeah, like I just say, and you know, I enjoy traveling and that's like, you know, one of the things I'm going to try to do this. Well, wait, let's see what fucking happens.
04:39:52
Speaker
and yeah or to try But one of the things I wanted to do this year was, you know, the artists that were, that I interview, if they're playing somewhere within three hours of me, I think, you know, Nikki and I have talked about, yeah, we'll take a weekend trip and go see them perform and, um, then kind of do the little touristy thing while we're in town for a weekend. And yeah did you guys go to that weird fucking chocolate place? Your reign is fudge factory.
04:40:23
Speaker
Yeah, it was disappointing because he thought it was gay sex. I mean, I'm not saying there wasn't, but ah and um ah they had some cool shirts, so I liked the one I got. Uranus University your heads up their most up Uranus most of the time. Anyways, might as well learn something. Yeah.
04:40:45
Speaker
ah It's wow. A lot of people from Mallee moved to Las Vegas. Oh, nice. I've never been out to Vegas. I will get out there one day. It's on my bucket list. You got it. You got a flat out there. I don't know if I could drive out there. What the hell are you talking about? Good. I would drive out there. It'll take you all week. Dude, I think I would be more inclined to drive just for... Or take an Amtrak. Well, I wouldn't drive just just just just... I love driving. I love taking road trips.
04:41:16
Speaker
You know, and I think that would be a fun road trip. Yeah, I wouldn't drive all the time, but like one time drive out to Vegas. You know what I mean? Right. That would be a fun road trip in my opinion, but I love I love taking road trips. I actually have a picture of his last time in Vegas.
04:41:43
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cross
04:41:46
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It's true. This is a real picture. I just found it. Real picture. Real man. Oh, gee. Nice. It's a spatula. It's a satula. Who let the dogs out? Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. But, um, I'm pretty much in the She's a nice lady. lady.
04:42:15
Speaker
like no that's the other cool thing you know because what that doing that interview show is that surprisingly become friends with a lot of these artists and and chat with them quite a bit and and whatnot so like southern outlaws man you know those guys are awesome and got to hang out with them got to You know, spend some time. MC? Yeah, MC's a show. Hell, Derek Wayne went from guest to co-host here on the network. We're ever expanding. We're kind of like the universe. James, like I said, just a couple of weeks ago, man, we went out to see James perform in his hometown and then wound up going back and hanging out at the house with him and whatnot. So,
04:43:06
Speaker
I think that'll be cool to try to, and I think I'm still going to try to do that to where we can travel and go see bands or artists that are close by. Lift the Curse, the John Boy said he's going to try to get out here for, he's got tickets for Sonic Temple, but he might have to sell them. But if he has to sell them, he's going to buy tickets for incarnation or whatever. I can never say that. Incinerate whatever the Mansfield music festival. And he asked me how far I was away. Words are hard. Yeah, words are hard. How far I was away. And I was like, well, I'm about 45 minutes from Mansfield. I'm about 45 minutes from Columbus. I was like, I work in Columbus. Yeah, man, we'll come in. We'll be you and you're, we'll all get together with you and your girl and we'll go get dinner and have a couple of drinks or something. Fuck yeah, bro. Let's fucking do this shit. Let's let's do it, man. and
04:44:07
Speaker
Hey, man. Hey, right back at you, brother. Man, I want that for everybody. be Be successful and grow and do whatever it is that you're doing, man. I can get down with that. For sure.
04:44:21
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um One of the things actually I think I'm going to do, because I might have some ah some time on my hands here coming up in the foreseeable future, unfortunately. I'm going to see if I can expand my show.
04:44:36
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to some of the local venues and when they have bands and stuff maybe do like a pre-show interview record the show and then a post-show interview and michael yeah it'd be a pre-recorded glitz house recording obviously but i think that would be fucking dope if i could do that if they wouldn't yeah it would allow me to come in and i mean it's not like i got major setup equipment i mean it's literally just a little app time Yeah. Well, and you got that separate camera now so you can actually just kind of sit there with the band on camera and record it into the pre-recorded studio and then upload. Yeah. I mean, all I got to do is just rotate my camera around and shoot the show as long as the band's okay with me recording the the show. And then as long as they're okay with us putting it up on social media, um,
04:45:30
Speaker
But I think that'd be really cool to do. And then, like I said, also getting my getting my grubby little hands all mixed up into the community and becoming a part of the community. Not only that, but I mean, it could benefit our other shows as well. We could like- Great, put some put some eyes on this stuff. Yeah, that or, you know, giving opportunities to to do our shows live, places like we've done in the past where we did the two shows at Buckeye Exo.
04:45:59
Speaker
Yeah, because that first one went so great. and The show itself went okay. The best was the end where it was just you guys in the place throwing axes. And I'm sitting on the fucking laptop just watching. That was cool. I enjoyed that.
04:46:24
Speaker
i it's it's been ah this This podcast stuff has been quite the adventure. And and and now that and now that we've you know I shifted gears on it and started wanting us to be more content driven and and you guys are getting on board with instead of just doing what we do here on Saturday nights where we were doing that three nights a week. Hey everybody. everybody yeah oh You headed back to work one day?
04:46:53
Speaker
Oh, nevermind. Fuck YouTuber. But, you know, i think I think now that in the last like seven seven months or so, since we've gone more content driven, I think more ah ah more opportunities are going to be coming our way.
Network Expansion and Future Plans
04:47:08
Speaker
I agree. I love it. and i I look forward to doing this shit. And like I said, you know, now that I might have a, you know, hopefully not very long But I might have some free time on my hands. I'm definitely going to look into other avenues and opportunities to to grow and expand. Because obviously the end game is monetization, baby. I got to work for the man no more because I'm the man. You fuckers work for this man because I'm the man. Yeah, until I make enough money to just buy the network.
04:47:51
Speaker
so You think you're gonna make enough money to buy the network? Buy new jobs, I could. I want $7.8 trillion. dollars I'll take two.
04:48:06
Speaker
Two trillion. No, I'll take two networks. yeah I'm rigorous. yeah okay or Or you could just copy like other people do and just I could I could just start my own and I'm like, I'm the one that were Let's get drunk and stare at the camera I am the pond sensical pet work That sounds awfully familiar Jeff
04:48:41
Speaker
not i just ride your coattails all the way to the end i'm just saying there's ah there's that option too for you just sit down you should go shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride you little bitch no me i'll fully emergency break if i have to yeah
04:49:05
Speaker
Like I told you guys last Saturday, or the Saturday, I wasn't here when I popped out. I burned this motherfucker to the ground. Yeah, we don't listen to you when you're that drunk. I love the guy. I wasn't even drinking that night. I wasn't even drinking that night. Yes, your eyes were open. That means you were drinking. Shut the fuck up. It wasn't a lot. I was not drinking it. I mean, man, I definitely appreciate it, brother. We definitely appreciate it. Oh, that's awesome. You know, like I said, actually,
04:49:34
Speaker
Speaking of other shows, um I'm gonna throw up something. Why don't you go ahead and do a rundown and you can kind of hear about what other shows we have. Here we go. Boom. victim Oh, Lord have mercy. so Just so confused by what's going on here. Shut up, queer. I need updated, by the way.
04:49:58
Speaker
didnt make that new i didn't i didn't I didn't make that for a new network logo. I like our logos that we have. I was just playing around. I know. i just I just liked it. And actually, I liked the one I just made, where I didn't use the realistic skull. I like it better than the one night I quickly adapted. i'd make a loo I'm I'm making a lot of dirt.
04:50:22
Speaker
um Yeah. So Mondays we've got, uh, Speedway stories and cold blooded conversations that kicks the week off with Wally. He's talking all things, motorsports and reptiles. Uh, not at the same time, but yeah. yeah Must add that caveat. Yes. Uh, and then, and then right after Wally on Monday night is men camp for men hosted by Connor. Uh, sometimes it's live. Sometimes it's prerecorded. Connor's kind of got a crazy schedule and three littles.
04:50:52
Speaker
three little ones at home, work, wife, kids, college. He's in back on college. Um, but that's all about men's mental health. Um, you know, just life in general, daily struggles, marriage, kids, relationships, finances, all that fun and stuff. Um, Dylan with Dylan with Glick. And it's probably been one of my favorite babies that I created. I was definitely happy to hand it off to Connor when he's, um, coherent. He's pretty good host on there. Yeah.
04:51:23
Speaker
Um, then Tuesday nights is Glick's house of music. That's just me hanging out with musicians, local up and coming artists, uh, shooting the shit, hanging out, getting to know them, listening to their music. And, uh, just generally having a good time. Wednesdays is what the fuck needs. Where if it's in the news and it makes us say, what the fuck we are talking about it, baby. And we're making fun of stupid people because. And of course, don't forget the most important part of Wednesdays, the PS report.
04:51:53
Speaker
be Bowlers truly brings the penis report every Wednesday. Yeah.
04:52:01
Speaker
ah fucking up glix algorithm one show at a time good yeah My, my, my history is, um, a little suspect these days. That's for sure. Um, just says actually four but yeah. Well, not as suspect.
04:52:19
Speaker
Um, Thursdays is kind of an open slate right now. It's supposed to be Jeff's garage where I think we've kind of decided you're going to go to the hobbyist route, not necessarily just talk cars, but hobbies in general. That's just nuts.
04:52:37
Speaker
You have no idea. Uh, that's cool. Awesome. Uh, yeah. Wally, Wally's bringing up guests, man. He's got race guys. Um,
04:52:48
Speaker
You know, he's been in that world for a long time. So he knows a lot of people. So he's bringing up guys that are in the racing. He's also in the reptile community. So just a couple of weeks ago, you had a guy on Steve Nelson, I think is his name. He's a big, he's really big in the reptile community. Um, had a YouTube channel on and all that stuff. Uh, so Thursdays for the time being, it's kind of a wildcard. Most things, most, most times we don't have anything going on on Thursdays, but if the rare occasion where we want to do something a little bit extra.
04:53:18
Speaker
Then we got Friday nights nonsense and chill blaze and Jeff Watching movies man watching movies with you guys. They throw them up up on the streets We're doing a couple of different things on on on that More details to come but it's uh, we're having fun with Yeah, not to mention that but they also just started a monthly trivia night where they invite anybody and everybody who wants to partake and the trivia can come up and um
04:53:52
Speaker
Partake and have a chance to win a Nonsense and chill nonsensical network swag bag at the end of the year. Yeah that Will put Nicky to work over the year. Yeah Again, got me a nice little comfortable lead out there in front after last night But any any given Friday things can change Saturday, every other Saturday, ah at noon-ish, my son and I do a wrestling show, Cash's Corner, that's his show. He's the host. We sat here and we talked a little rassly. We're both big wrestling fans and gives us a little well father-son thing to do. He's having a ball. He is loving doing that show, man. I can just keep his attention. It's only an hour, but I can't keep his attention for an hour.
04:54:46
Speaker
Today's youth, what are you gonna do? Yeah. And then Saturday nights is this year. This is my brainchild. This is my baby. Jeff and I started but almost four years ago. Yeah. Yeah. um And a little nonsensical nonsense. And then just in like the last, I don't even think we've been doing the open door challenge for a full year yet. Oh yeah. We started our challenge year two, I think. Or year three, year three.
04:55:15
Speaker
Yeah, so I said, I don't think we've been at it a full year yet. Because it just had just happened with Hodor. Right. yeah And then we were like and they like, after the show, I was like, yeah, I think this could become a thing. Or we dropped the link. And you're like, let's fucking do it. It's either going to be gold or it's going to be a train wreck. Either way, it's fucking it's a win. leliard Usually, Saturday nights are a little bit more crazier and a little bit more unhinged.
04:55:42
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but
04:55:45
Speaker
i'm a little I'm a little down low key tonight. and last Yesterday kind of sucked. And I went on a little, I put it into high. I went on a bit of a bender. Yeah. happen? Yeah. A little kind of kicking the dick, man, on a Friday, right when you're excited for the weekend. At least you didn't do what I did when I had my bender and passed out on the show.
04:56:12
Speaker
Well, I mean, at least you passed out behind the car in the yard and we couldn't see you. but We just knew what had happened. It was all freaking out. what a bo up yeah and I'm just sleeping next to the car. i was like yeah He's passed out in the yard. I put money he's passed out in the yard. I got so many messages the next day. like You don't even care about your friend, do you? look I'm like, he's fine.
04:56:40
Speaker
Yeah, he just passed out. The guy doesn't drink. He drank an entire bottle of wine. He's fine. It's like less than 40 minutes. Yeah. And then on Sundays, we wrap up the week with unnecessary reference. It's our sports show. That's myself, Rick, and, uh, and Derek Wayne, Derek Wayne, former guest of Blix House of Music, now co-host on the network. Uh, that's how we roll, man.
04:57:07
Speaker
But yeah, we we got a little bit of everything, a little something for everybody. yeah You might not like all the shows, but you might like one or two of the shows. So, but we're having fun. It keeps, I tell you what, it keeps me fucking busy. And I felt bad. I asked Blaze for some help doing some editing for me. And and I and i just said, anyway,
04:57:29
Speaker
Because nobody else is doing social media, so now I'm getting, like, multiple pushes from the shows that I host, so that I could fill social media with reels and stuff like that. That's kind of why I did that nonsensical network thing, because I don't want to just do show clips. I want to have other content on social media. Well, and you and I even discussed, like, I build a lot of the thumbnails for the shows I'm on, and I'm going to start posting those so people can see them besides as a thumbnail.
04:58:00
Speaker
I should just resaved a bunch of them so I can do it. So, but yeah, like I said, usually Saturday nights are a little bit more animated and crazy. I had a long night last night and I'm just like, I'm here and I'm still, and I'm not going to lie. I'm still kind of in my, in my head and in my feels a little bit.
04:58:22
Speaker
Yeah. Well, you know what, as I told you last night, rub some fucking dirt on it. yeah Well, as I told you. Put your tampon in and
Personal Challenges and Career Transitions
04:58:31
Speaker
you'll be all right. As as as ah I give you guys the same advice all the time when you boo-hoo about your problems, stop being a bitch. Stop talking about it. Be about it.
04:58:41
Speaker
I'm being about it. I mean, yeah, yeah I mean, it's so big. shoes You don't have a choice. yeah sorry mean it is what it is doesn't But but and um I'm one of those guys where it's like, OK, this door closed. What other opportunities are out there? That's the best way to look at it. What opportunity? Yeah, you know, um unfortunately, I did find out yesterday that effective in two weeks, my my my Role at work is being eliminated so I won't have a job so i'm looking for this comes down to I am looking I am looking for another job, but at the same time if I don't find a job right away I've i've never done unemployment, but I'll do it and I'll take that opportunity on to Network this show and try to get this network out and maybe do some things around town and whatnot and get more eyes and ears and followers and whatnot
04:59:38
Speaker
So i and so that means I don't have to post now. No, you do. I told i told all of you guys I'm hands off on the shows. I'm not hosting.
04:59:50
Speaker
So if I'm not, and I tell you what, and and I know you have that mentality of if we don't do it, Glick's just going to do it. I tell you what, those, those, those, those words came back in, in, in, in to bite you in the rear because I started to do clips from Wednesday night show. And I'm like, no, you know what? I don't host a show. Not my service, not my marketing. I got it. I got, I still got it. I just got it. So like I said, with my new job, I'm still getting my schedule figured out. Yeah.
05:00:19
Speaker
because because when I was working, when I was working for on up work, I could literally work two hours to be done by the day. So I'd i'd sleep until fucking noon and stay up until the morning work. So and like I said, I have no doubt that I'll find something. It's just a matter of how long it'll take. So, you know, I've i've never done unemployment before. I'm not quite sure exactly 100% how it works, but I'll to do it. And then i'll also, you know,
05:00:47
Speaker
taking advantage of the the free time that I have and try to get us out there more. um yeah Like I said, you know, I was a little down, you know, like I'm in my head and a little bit in my feels because, you know, obviously I have responsibilities financially that I wanted to take care of and whatnot. So, but I'm also, I've also learned in the last couple of years, as as I've been on my own personal journey of mental health and healing,
05:01:17
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I can't dwell on stuff like I used to. No, you gotta do that shit. We're not twenty anymore. It's out of my control. It's out of my hands. So I can only can, I can only control go let Jesus. Take the wheel. I see. yeah jesus You know, you know, it happens when people hang out with me. I don't think it'd be a good idea if Jesus took the wheels probably pretty wasted.
05:01:42
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take je do Do that trick again, the water and the wine thing. Do that again. there heads school but That's But no, yeah, you know, you know like, uh, I'll be, I'll be in my head a little bit for a day or two. And then, you know, then it's time. And I'm already dropping, I'm already dropping applications all over the place. I thought about maybe doing something different.
05:02:11
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Um, I was telling Nikki last night. I said, I really want to do something around people where I'm working around think because I've had the last, I've had the last few years where, yeah, you know, I work for a company and there's other employees, but for the most part I work by myself. So you want to do like more customer service kind of deal? Not necessarily customer service, but I mean, like if, if, if I was, if I were to stay in the maintenance or, you know, field or whatever, I want to do something like I kind of want to get into like a nursing home.
05:02:41
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Bet oh that ah dude, I mean I would love that ah love I would never get I would never I would never get shit done because I'd be too busy hanging out with all people Tell me about the fucking war man, you know There's 12 hours killed right there Time to happen everything. Yeah, all they yeah wholesalers manufacturers and distributors. Yeah, I mean um So yeah, like I said, I've got a bunch of applications in, um, there's a couple other companies that I've looked at that I think would be cool. I know some of the employees that work for them and they seem to really like it. So, but in the meantime, like I said, uh, take the opportunity to do some podcasts and stuff, especially if I'm going to be home during the day and nobody else is here, if I'm not working right away. huh and i can Well, not only that, even if you do take the, the unemployment thing for a short time, it gives you a time to catch your breath.
05:03:37
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you know, as opposed to going from one job to the next and and worried about the new culture that you're in and the majority about making sure you're getting all your shit done, you can take a minute and be like, okay, I don't have to worry about money coming in. I granted it's not normally what I'm used to, but I can breathe a little bit and not have to worry about all the fuck I gotta pay this bill. Like that was all my last 24 because I can't get unemployment because I live in Mexico.
05:04:09
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Yeah. exactly work I just get no money.
05:04:16
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Yeah. And I mean, maybe, I don't know. Maybe, maybe I'll look into seeing what I maybe, I mean, and maybe I'll start me a power washing company. I got a nice brand new, hour right a dude, there's money in it. I got a buddy of mine in, in, uh, he's in California. It makes 25 grand a month.
05:04:36
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pressure washing driveways and sidewalks. yeah That's basically what I'm getting ready to start once I move. we make that um But yeah, I don't know, man. Like I said, it is. And we all know you can break up pressure washer.
05:04:57
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Vinny still knows. Ask my good friend Vincent. He's still has a scar on his head. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Like I said, I'm not going to dwell on it too much. You know, it was one of those things where yeah I told Nikki, I said, I only get fucking drunk and I want to punch somebody or something. And I didn't i like, but I wasn't going to punch anybody. You know, right tight deal. a money hand She's like, I'm sure she's I'm sure she's thoroughly annoyed with me.
05:05:30
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I don't know, but yeah. So like I got by lifting 24 seven. I'd be in over there too. I mean, give kind of tied wet off last night. I, I talked to you. I got you what? 12, 15, 18 hours a week. I'm always annoyed with you. So, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. City in the county and do dude a gutter cleaning company, you can charge, I think it's like, uh, for first floor, $7 a foot. And all you need is a bucket, a ladder, and a fucking scraper. And then you hose it out. Second floor, you double the price. Third floor, you double it again. Yeah. So, but I don't know. I don't know. We'll see what, uh, what opportunities are out there and and whatnot. And like I said, I'm not gonna, I'm not going to sit here and dwell on it and and let it eat me up or whatever.
05:06:28
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um In the meantime, I told you about that TaskRabbit. That shit's genius. There's people who are paying $40 to put together a fucking IKEA desk. e People buy IKEA shit and they can't put it together. They're like, I'll put somebody on TaskRabbit. I was like, shit, I can do that. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't know. Like I said, I am what i am definitely going to, regardless of what happens, I'm definitely going to take the opportunity
05:06:59
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, it's it's it's insane. I mean, especially if you were able to get like a contract with with like, like, say, for instance, my complex here, I could knock this out in like a week by myself and yeah one power washer.
05:07:16
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And one man I could probably knock this out in a week and there's a I saw a video of this guy He started a company where he cleans parking lots. He doesn't pressure wash them He just cleans parking lots in their grass and stuff and make sure it's trash free. It makes 200k a year. Mm-hmm He's got like four or five locations. and He goes, he walks around, picks up the trash, make sure the place looks nice. Once a year, he paints the lines and like that. $200,000 a year. I was like, what the fuck? Dude, those window cleaners, they are no joke, Robert. Those window cleaners are no joke, man. Those guys are awesome. um Yeah. So like I said, you know, not not really obviously looking for a job and figuring out what to do there. But like I said, I'm definitely going to use the opportunity to do what I can to
05:08:03
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to try to grow this more. Like I said, we need... You can get free LLC too. we need a thousand yeah We need a thousand followers on YouTube to monetize and we need a thousand on Facebook as well and we can start monetizing.
05:08:19
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ah so And that's just the only reason we don't have that now is because we only this past what, eight months decided to start really fucking what our time being like super serious about it because we were like, you know, yeah like obviously the the same goal was there before, but we weren't taking it serious. I mean, we were literally by nonsensical nonsense three nights a week. And, and, and I was, you know, and and I was, you know, a little bit of a bad, we were posting, but we weren't really, we were just kind of, yeah, that'll work. Yeah, that'll work. Yeah. Um,
05:08:56
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and and You know and I was getting drunk every you know, it reminds me of another podcast It's out there if you want to call it that but it was just we were just fucking we didn't know what we were doing but and go six miles week oh yeah du dates there there's There's entire courses on YouTube about how to start businesses like that like step-by-step including getting the LLC and I was looking at it when I lived out in Charleston. edit and because and And I had a buddy of mine that actually wound up starting, that actually did it. And he was like, bro, all I had to do was buy the power washer and and some hose. You would be shocked at the amount of people that don't even so don't even mind if you just hook up to their spigot on their house. Well, the there' one guy, he he buys, he he does you know how on your curb you can get your your house number?
05:09:53
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He does this really cool. Like he'll put, that's dope.
Family Dynamics and Personal Growth
05:09:59
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Yeah. I've seen him. And, and that dude makes like, well, he also does a custom mailboxes and shit. He makes like 400 K a year. Oh, nice. Nice brother. Business law. clients He takes, he makes like 400 K a year. He's got like 15 employees and that's all they do. Hell yeah, man. Congratulations.
05:10:23
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Oh, really? Congratulations. And if you're still around in May, we'll tell you congratulations again. Yeah. When we get super ritual hire, those are accountant because we're we're not numbers. We can't pack count past 10 without taking our shoes off. Well, some people on our network believe that numbers are fake. Yeah.
05:10:44
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yeah it that That's awesome. I. Man, I've often thought about going back to school and and and like, there's a reason why I didn't go to college in the first place. I'm not college guy. What's or not our friend? and And if I do, if I do, I want to do something like in broadcasting or something, just so I can better myself right in doing and doing this. Damn. How old are you, Robert? Just out of curiosity. 75 years young. I was going to say.
05:11:19
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Based on your picture, Lee's born in 72.
05:11:27
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is that your
05:11:32
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yeah um So yeah, I just, yeah, man, I just, I know I'm not, I know I'm not college guy. Well, the fact that I have a white collar job and I did a white collar job for the past couple of years, it still blows my mind because I'm, I,
05:11:48
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Literally fell into it. Oh, yeah, we were born in 80. Well, let's 81. I'm 80 Yeah, I was I was born in I was born in 2000 2001 sorry 2001 sorry. say I'm only 23. So I'm trying to make me old like you Joe I'm only 23.
05:12:13
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but 15 times a word. Probably what you want to call it. 24 again this year. Well, that actually brings up a question. If you had a chance to start from like graduation of a high school today with the knowledge you have in your forties, would you do it?
05:12:41
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just everything What are you saying? If I flashback to being 18 again and I have all the knowledge that I have now? Yeah. Oh, yeah. 100%. I'd also be stupid, h because i I would know who was going to win like Super Bowls and Worlds. No, no, no, no. I'm saying as in it's 2025, you just turn 18. And I have all the knowledge I have right now? Right. So like, you know how to use, you know, you know you you have the knowledge of your past. So like you have all the skills that you have
05:13:12
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gathered together all those years. nice item I mean, you can literally start dating Nikki again. I'm just saying she would definitely be a cougar at that point. the game be Yeah. I actually took hardr on entrepreneurial classes in high school. What might be my calling? What? Blowing dudes be on the gas station? He already does that. I don't know what my calling is, man.
05:13:39
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I think we all be yeah. Oh, yeah, we if you go if you could if you can start right now like at 18 With all the knowledge that we have that we've acquired. Yeah you over the it was so unstoppable Yeah, I mean people would be so much more successful. I have no doubt in my mind I would be way more successful Than than I am right now. Well, it's that thing your first you're your 20s You're basically like the smart guys went to work right away in and focused on work Now they're in their 40s and now they're starting to worry about relationships Yeah, where we went the opposite route. We you know, well, I didn't mean my wife till 14 years ago but but like it's one of those things it's like I was focused on relationships and now I have no money and now I'm focused on work and the
05:14:29
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struggling. I mean, the entrepreneurship is kind of what I'm doing here with this podcast and thing because in all honesty, I would love for this to become my job. I'm making money, I'm getting paid, making a good living off of it. um I know like, I'm helping Nikki start her ah thing.
05:14:55
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This is true. a judgment before However, if you really knew us, you know, that's not the best idea. I mean, I, I do try with my kids, but we also, we also know that, um, we were all kids once and we didn't ever really, you know, it took me to become an adult and have kids of my own before I would realize that, you know, my parents were actually right most of the time. ominy you know like They knew what they were talking about. They're not as.
05:15:26
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dumb as I thought they were. Yeah. But, um, yeah, no, man. Um, yeah, like I said, and it's kind of the end game for this podcasting thing is, uh, you know, make a living off of it. live off Yeah. Yeah. Make a good living off of it and whatnot. But, um, I wouldn't mind doing a down the road, you know, or even trying to figure out a way to start my own little side hustle right now and see what happens. But, um,
05:15:55
Speaker
Well, the, the one guy I saw the guy, uh, there's one guy, uh, there's this lady I watch and she, she interviews people with small businesses that actually do really well. The one guy cleans trash cans, like the ones you, the wrong, and he makes like 150 K a year. I seen it. I seen a guy, I seen a, uh, a YouTube short guy charges $30 for two of those.
05:16:24
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little plastic rolly trash cans. And it literally, he's like, and it takes me like 15 minutes. Yeah. To clean them. Cause he's got that whole machine that just sprays hot water into it. Yeah.
05:16:37
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No, he's he just got he's just he's got a pressure washer. Oh, really? Yeah, he has a pressure washer. He cleans like the lid and the inside and everything like that, gets it all cleaned up. Then he flips it over upside down. And while he's doing the outside of it, the inside's draining out, right? Then he wipes it all down. I watch all these because like that's my plan once I move to Europe is to start my own business because here, it's yeah nobody's going to pay for it because it's Mexico.
05:17:03
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But I watch the guy. You're not wrong, brother. This is true. the There's a guy that he he gets paid. He has a service that he gets paid to take your trash to the curb and bring the cans back in later that day. he Like if you have an Airbnb, as opposed to you going over there,
05:17:28
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or Or old for folks and he gets made like I think he makes like like 280 250 a year something like that Like good god, dude Yeah Man, I've been on this earth for 43 years and I still can't figure out with me. All right. I Don't know I
05:17:54
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i need i' l i try i I think I do an alright job as a fiance. I mean, I don't know. Well, you've done it enough times. Boom! I had to get that in there! I was just getting ready to say, we've never had some practice. So they're like, what, 14, 15? Nah, I haven't had the...
05:18:15
Speaker
the best of luck with relationships here in the last few years, but I think I got a winner this time. I'm pretty sure um I've got this one figured out. You know, I, I, that's one thing I take pride in. Uh, I got married and I, have I already, I said, um I'm doing this once. So I told my wife before, like before we got married, I said, look, I don't believe in divorce. It's not happening. So you're stuck with me. If you say I do.
05:18:43
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i know that's right but That's what I said. Um, I'm only getting married once. Yeah. Well, but you have, you have the greatest asterisks in history.
05:19:01
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Well, it wasn't, wasn't, it's like, Hey, look, there's another guy. Oh, hi. Well, yeah. But I mean, I've only, I've only been married. That's an asterisk. Yeah. they that aspers yeah when nick It's not your fault. Yeah.
05:19:15
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when Nikki and I get married, that'll be my second marriage and my final marriage. yeah
05:19:23
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Um, you know, but I mean, that's, that's what happened. Yeah. With that, my, my, my first marriage was, uh, uh, you know, he wanted to be with somebody else. You know, it is what it is at the end of the day. particularly i was your Second marriage. Well,
05:19:44
Speaker
Because we were married. Yeah, we were. And then I got tired of your shit and I mailed you to Mexico. create That's why I call Nicky every once in a while to take care of my boy. yeah And she's in trouble because she didn't do what I fucking asked her. So I'm going to have to. Yeah, like I said, I think I might be in the dog a little bit. I'm not surprised.
05:20:11
Speaker
ah but um shocker you yeah house oh no that's never happened right i i mean i know honestly that's kind of how all my well with the exception of one that's how all my relationships have basically ended was another dude i guess grass is greener on the other side type situation yes yeah i i just did the math on that myself uh the u.s should apply a typical standard to
05:20:43
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i I think I don't know. I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit more old school in that aspect that I, you know, I don't think marriage is taken as seriously as as it used to be. oh god got it it's It's a thing to do. And then some people are out there and I, and I, and I say this about, and I've said this about JLo.
05:21:07
Speaker
You know jailers out there collecting engagement rings and wedding rings like like I take in watches Yeah, like people used to collect baseball cards or there's people out there. I mean I've known somebody personally who like that's her whole that's her whole stick is she she starts dating a guy and It's all for social media, you know, so likes and stuff like that and comments and then when the likes and comments start to dwindle down then it's time to get engaged and when all that when that kind of dwindles down and it's uh move on to the next guy so um and i mean the one that's losing in that situation is her poor son but it is what it is hey i agree oh i know yeah right my brain show off there sir a second i was like who the fuck oh but
Marriage and Social Perceptions
05:22:04
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Right. Got it. You know, you're not wrong, sir. Right. Well, and that was the thing, like, that's all reason I'm back in Ohio, because, man, I had a good fucking job when I was down in Charleston. Right. I was going to say, I was going to ask you about that. Why can't you do that in Ohio? I can't. In Ohio? No, I can't. I don't think I would make the same money.
05:22:30
Speaker
Yeah. Orkin is... I was going to say, that's what I'm saying. I was being... Orkin is... Yeah, it's a mistake you dick. um Yeah, I don't think I would make the same money here. Plus, um man, as much as I enjoyed that work and enjoyed that job, I don't think I would enjoy it up here. People are just different in South Carolina. Yeah, they're more... They're more friendly. Yeah, people... You don't want to hire our douches. Yeah, they're just assholes.
05:22:59
Speaker
and and from wild too so Yeah, yeah and that is I just don't want to deal with that headache and like I said, I don't think I would make this I would make good money doing it because it's just that's just the nature of the beast like they they pay good work in there, but um but wouldn't have a good ah Location so to speak location things we key with that game But Yeah, man. I, when she, when she decided to leave me for somebody else and then I live there, then she's like, well, we're moving back to Ohio. And I found out real quick that South Carolina, if you're a dad, you basically have no rights. yeah So I gave up my house, my job, everything came back here and literally started all over again. It was wild. Like to be in my thirties and starting all over again, like, as it like, like when I was 18 all over again, man.
05:23:58
Speaker
you know doing it in a foreign country that you don't speak the language well that's maybe you should have just been a better human being and i went to put you in a crate and mailed you to mexico could have been a better husband i'm just saying i'm sorry i give terrible head you know i'm practicing i have snickers damage has already been done but Yeah, you know, I'm not the most religious guy in the world. Actually, I'm not religious at all. But, you know, I don't have nothing against it if people can believe in whatever they want to believe in. Yes, I'll poke fun and make jokes and whatever. But at the end of the day, people can believe in and have faith in whatever they need to. I mean, we have to have faith in something as human beings, I think. And, you know, I think they should bring this back.
05:24:56
Speaker
but i But I think if you say that you follow a religion or the Bible or whatever, they that that teaches you to tune to be better and then youre you act like an ass and think you're better than everybody, that's not really the statement. and you again You should, if if you claim to live a certain type of way, you should.
05:25:20
Speaker
at the end of the day. I'm an asshole and I'm not ashamed to say that and I live like an asshole every single day. No, um I try to be a good person. Well, it's not like you're you know, beating up the elderly for fun. I mean, you're not a bad person. You are an asshole sometimes but you do you have good intentions behind your assholes. Yes.
05:25:49
Speaker
And then there's other times where I'm just an asshole because you've worn out your welcome and I have no more good intentions for you. And I want to see it. Not you, Jeff. No, in general, there is always a limit to your yeah too to anyone's kindness. But um people ride coattails. Oh, did I say that out loud? Oh, my God. Oh, no. Shots fired. We're nonsensical, Jeff. We're nonsense, Jeff.
05:26:19
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yeah
05:26:24
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Hence the nature of the beast. Jealousy rears its ugly little head. Imagine imagine imagine imagine a guy helping you out and getting you started and being there and then just completely dabbing in the back.
05:26:42
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twolu on them and just straight up disrespect.
Work Ethic and Professional Integrity
05:26:48
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I didn't get mad when that guy gets mad. <unk> we can put they play the yeah Oh, no, somebody that's helped me out, treated me bad because I was being an asshole. Oh, hey, I have a credit card here. Cool. Nice. Go buy this. Oh, that's my old one. Go buy shit. It's a debit card.
05:27:15
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It's my old debit card for how I work the best day.
05:27:21
Speaker
There's no money on it. There's no money on it. I think I'm going to start bringing my my shit home tomorrow. but you know Didn't they pay for the tools? We get to keep them. Yeah, they're my tools. but look every young person i yeah yeah yeah yeah I didn't have to. i A lot of what I was buying was stuff for projects, you know, like things like mud and stuff like that. So it wasn't like I was buying power tools. Didn't you buy tools? You bought tools when you first started the one company. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had to go buy a bunch of stuff. But that was with when I was with the the original company. Right. Right. but and You're like me. You're the asshole that's still going to put in 100% until that last day, too. No, I'm not.
05:28:12
Speaker
Really? Because I'm that ass. I'm that idiot. Nope, I told them that I would be there. I can't half ass anything. um um I told them I would be there. I whole ass everything. Yeah, you are a whole ass. So my I have until the 14th. So they're bringing in another guy who is a rover, essentially, to do the trash. Because that's like one of the big things that it's like one of the The biggest responsibilities there is getting the trash out. you know um the which I would love to put cameras up and see how this goes when I leave because I have a feeling it's going to go very badly.
05:29:02
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and it's not going to be done as well as as I do it and people are not going to be happy. Well, yeah that's the kicker. That's what a lot of people don't understand. You and I have known each other for so long. We know that when we're doing a job, we do it properly. We don't half-ass it. We do the job that we're asked to do in a way that that people just can't do it. And it's nice well it's not because they can't do this. They don't care like we do. Yeah. Well, you know, like,
05:29:33
Speaker
Like my grandfather used to always tell me, and when I was younger, it didn't make a whole lot of fucking sense. It wasn't until I got older that it made sense. But my grandfather always said, say what you do and do what you say. Take pride in your work too. Yeah. So if I'm, and and and you know, I've told the story about when I was building houses before, I literally walked off a job because My name is on this and you're selling a product. And you're not giving them the product that you're, I was making, it I was making almost 300 K a year selling fucking timeshares, but timeshare is the biggest scam on the planet. So when I realized that, I was like, I'm out. Yeah. Like you're, you're telling, you're telling people they're getting marble countertops, but they're getting granite. Right. And you're charging them for marble.
05:30:24
Speaker
you You know, you're saying- You know, Grant is better because it doesn't scar. Well, yeah, but you know, you know what I mean, like you're, you're charging them, uh, for, you know, you're, you're- They give them real hardwood floors, but they're, they're laminate. Yeah, you're telling them that you're giving them real old furniture, but you're giving them presswood. But you're selling them the presswood at no price. And that's what it was. And I told them that. I said, my name's on this. I mean, it's not physically written on the side of the house.
05:30:55
Speaker
But i can get a game yeah I'm good. I'm really proud of my work, right? Yeah. And I'm the same way with sales because I do sales and and I, you know, my name is said a couple hundred times as a client. My name is signed right next to their name as seller. And if my name is going to be on it, it better be a proper product. Yeah. So.
05:31:18
Speaker
I mean, I know, but I am going to be there for that transition, but I told them flat out and because they told me they were going to pay me for the next two weeks. Right. And they asked me if, you know, I would just still come in and help with the trash. And I was like, it is a two hour round trip for me to come in here and do an hour's worth of work. I'm not driving out here every day, doing hours worth of work and and and then leaving. I said, I'll be on site, but I'm going to be in my office.
05:31:47
Speaker
with my feet propped up for the next two weeks. I'm not doing anything. I said outside of the building catching on fire, I'm not doing anything. And they're like, no, we that's fine. We don't blame you because it wasn't the company. I'm not mad at the company. It was the board and my building that made this decision. Yeah. I get how that works. Yeah. They don't, they don't think about the, the, the quote unquote little guy.
05:32:10
Speaker
Yeah. So you know it's a giant company, but it's, you know, yeah, it it wasn't, it yeah it wasn't, it wasn't the company that I worked for and I'm not mad at them and I will have, and I have no bad things to say about them. I mean, as I told my boss, I was like, you know, ever since I've been in this building, you know, I came to over, I was with one company the day I got here, I found out 45 days later, I wasn't going to have a job. You guys brought me on and I decided to stay with you guys because I believed in what you, what you guys do as a company. And.
05:32:42
Speaker
And I said, and then the time that I've been here, I've actually turned down job opportunities that paid more money. And I was closer to home because I believed in you guys. I was like, so it's a little disappointing that to find out that you're not going to try to put me somewhere else, maybe find me a new spot, something feel like that. But at the same time, it's not your fault. It's out of your control with the board.
05:33:03
Speaker
Right. You know, the the homeowners quote unquote homeowners association. This is what they want. And as long as you guys want to keep the contract and keep them happy, which, you know, you want to keep your bottom dollar at the end of the day. I get that it's, it's a money game. It's business. So yeah. it's not personal But I said, as far as that goes, yeah, the next two weeks, I ain't doing anything.
05:33:29
Speaker
I'm actually going to be sitting down here in the office, looking for another job, figuring out what I'm going to do, or just and maybe I'll be nothing. Maybe I'll be watching movies. you know maybe i than that Hey, I got you that I told you about that app. It's got every movie you could ever think of. ah Maybe I'll be working on podcast stuff. You know, maybe I'll be trying to network and grow. But, you know, I got the next two weeks. I'm there. but And that's what, you know, he's like, you can clock in and go home if you want. I don't care. I'm like,
05:33:58
Speaker
Again, i call somebody back in for you. I clock in for my phone. Oh, fuck. I get it. It's it's an hour drive there and an hour drive home. Yeah, it's a two hour trip. Yeah. Well, 45 minutes to an hour. Well, you know, you could do it. It's a it's you know, you you clock in and and go sit at Wendy's Starbucks. Yeah, I got a nice little office. I got a nice day with Starbucks. I may bring my desk at home.
05:34:25
Speaker
but i not goingnna do with it because i have this one but i can ship it to my ass this chair sucks yeah um as so as come I have to wait till the 15 to get my first check and I think I've spent like $200 I'm already cuz I'm like I need a new pair of headphones and I need a fucking chair i want Yeah, I mean it's an older dish chair, but still it's comfort i get it right
05:34:59
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ah But I don't know but yeah nickkey would strangle was like what are you gonna fucking do with congester i don't know have a cohost have a guest I honestly have no idea to be but and I like my I like my big shack chair anyways my big boy chair I Used to have this really nice desk chair when I was with my ex, had to pull back and everything kind of like yours.
Home Office and Living Conditions
05:35:25
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But it was a great chair, but it eventually broke and I can't find another one like it. I break a lot of fucking chairs, dude, because I sit here for 18 hours sometimes. Because you never leave your fucking house. I have everything I need in my house. whenever You never leave your back.
05:35:47
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I have everything I need here. Dude, I'm looking at mini fridges. Put in my office. I think blazes on the sun. I think blazes on the sun. I think you are a little, what's that, orophobic? Yeah, orophobic. Yeah. I'm just saying. A fucking vampire. I don't like the sun. It's fucking hot outside, dude. It's it's it's a one o'clock in the morning and it's 75 fucking degrees outside.
05:36:16
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correct Captain office skater over here You you got youve you've got a deflection for everything but you've got to get fresh air some stuff outside I've walked to the store and pick up cigarettes More code But once I get paid I can have that shit delivered so I mean and I gotta go to the gate That's that's five minutes of fresh air I gotta to cut my grass tomorrow
05:36:48
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The HOA was like, you gotta to cut your grass. And I said, I'll fucking get to it when I get to it. orderly mo It like It takes like 10 minutes. My HOA, it's great to speak to me after what happened when I went to jail. They're like, you know what? Let his grass grow. We're not worried about it. It's like, you know what? Let's let's leave this short little gringo alone.
05:37:17
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Let him do his thing. He'll cut it eventually when he can't make it into his door and we'll say something No, because I have I planted morning glory because I like the way it looks because it's got hard shit fucking leaves dude It's fucking cool and it's growing over my car I was like I should cut the grass thing Maybe just a little bit. Just give it a little trim. It's literally, it's literally like three inches above but ah coming up onto the bumper. You are the cousin edd of any other neighborhood, aren't you? No, not really. it It literally just comes down to, it's fucking hot outside. Your yard is like four feet by four feet. Oh yeah. it's I think it's, I think it's a total, of it's it's a car length.
05:38:08
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Yeah. How long does it really take you to cut the grass? Like 30 seconds? 10 minutes. 10 minutes. I use a weed eater. I used a weed eater for the whole thing. Yeah, a weed eater. What is it? Like four swipes across the yard and it's cut? Yeah. Well, the problem with the morning glory is when you hit it, it wraps around the fucking, it's, it's morning glory is a bitch.
05:38:31
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and it wraps around the the the string that's on the weed eater so you gotta stop for a second but i got this new fucking weed eater string it's nice and thick and strong nice so and it's orange it's pretty so basically it usually cuts the grass gave it to me he's like here and i was like are you fucking dropping a hint he's like yeah cause i refuse say i mean it's Because i I cut my own grass. I don't go to the fucking pool. I take out my own fucking trash. Why do I need to pay the maintenance fee? Fuck you guys. there's I some truth in that. I can't i can't say that I disagree with them. They're like, it's 300 pesos a month. They're like, yeah, but that's $15 that I can buy a cigarette.
05:39:20
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fuck It's so weird to be bad but like you like you just said 300 pesos and it's only $15 or like you yeah hear people you hear people they're like in China or Japan or whatever They they go by 1 million won like day um but then a like fucking blow your mind like so so mexico just is right not It's to 1 So you you double the number and add a zero. But that's the only thing it's always got to baffle me. If I, you know, like 300 pesos is $15. So I come down there and I swap the currency.
05:40:07
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and
05:40:10
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you're not You don't have more money.
Lifestyle and Numerology Discussions
05:40:12
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You have a different currency. So that's what i'm saying like I don't understand why people are like I got a thousand us s dollars I'm gonna live like a king in mexico. No, you're not. Okay, but no however, however the day-to-day living Is less because food is less Transportation is less um Like I can live comfortably For me, the wife and kids on $1,500 a month, that's bills paid. Like for instance, how much is your electric bill? Ball park. Wow. Fucking hell. Mine was $200 for, no, mine was, mine was $80 for two months and my air conditioner hasn't turned off in six months. Yeah. I was saying the summer months,
05:41:05
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And the summer months, my, my, eight my, my electric is a lot more than what it is in the winter months. So I mean, it like almost more than doubles in the summer than what it is. My water bill, my water bill is $15 for a month.
05:41:22
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bull So, like, expenses are less. Like, i obviously, i don't have ah I don't have a mortgage anymore. I don't have a fucking rent. um But, like, I can go to the store and spend $10 and buy food for two days.
05:41:42
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started So, like, and with this new job, i make I make more now than I did in the past three months, than I did in what I did this week, last week. I made more now than I did in three months with my last upward job. So, 2024 for me was shit. Yeah. But 2025, shaping up would be good so far.
05:42:15
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So far, things are looking pretty god dang good. Well, I don't know if you've seen that guy on TikTok. He talks about numerology. No. So here's the funny thing. He says that if you're born in 80, 2025 is your year. 81 and 83, 2025 is not your year. So far, it's looking correct. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah.
05:42:46
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Dude's not wrong. He wears a 33 on his hat. He's always talking about life numbers and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Dude don't fucking lose, though. Like, he loses, like, hes he says you should buy a house that has the number whatever is your life number. Oh, that's it. Which I didn't know because I didn't know. And to figure out your life number, when you take your birth year,
05:43:16
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You take your birthday, so like you were yeah like, mine is December 4. So you take 1 plus 2 plus 4 plus 8 plus 0. And that's your life number. I'm 7. So I would take... ah think I think I'm a 7. Well, for instance, hold on. What's your birth year? Or birth month? I forget. October. Which is 8. No, it's 10. 10? Yeah, 10. 1? Yeah, 10.
05:43:45
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so So one plus zero is one day ten is as well. Yeah. 10, 10. And plus eight plus one. because So you are an 11 is your birth and is your, is your life number. you assume that i if you have a i fuck i don't know so like i can actually look at i'm not the eleven life to be yeah So the life path is associated with ah creativity and sparkling awakeness
05:44:30
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People with a life path number are highly intuitive and imaginative and draw and drawn to help others. That's fucking fucking on the nose. um Yeah, I was going to say everything about that is dead on because obviously I'm creating possible careers. Holy shit. Listen to possible careers, life coaching, therapy, film and TV writing, healing. e I can't say that word.
05:44:57
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he get s sote eco god esoteric practices, sports, politics, and invention. You gotta become a politician. You're saying the presidency of the world is coming up. but
05:45:20
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I'm the world click you're not king of the world. You're the president. I'm the king of the world. The president's drunk again, everybody. Look, you're the president of the United States. King of the world. That's what I'm hearing.
05:45:34
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yeah so yeah oh do you say president i say king What's the difference tomato tomato? So for instance, mine is one plus I keep hitting times. Damn it. Plus two plus four plus eight. Mine's so one plus five is six. I'm a six.
05:45:59
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Because if it's... if it's if it so Here's why. It's actually 15, but because 15 is not 1-1 or 2-2 or something like that, you take 1 plus 5, and that's how you get 6. So it's a 6 life path. And the other reason I know this is because I watch this guy. Because I find it... I look back and say, 6 is associated with ah lots of love, affection, caring, and humanity. Maybe that's why I'm such such a...
05:46:26
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but up
05:46:28
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not even close so life path teaching counseling health care social work and any profession where your nurturing ability can shine that gives me big no help i think i think you should double check your math and see if your numbers are right i thought i was a i i'm just a life path for mrs that the I think I'm wrong because I did it wrong. Life path number calculation. Here's how to do it. ah The full date is what it says. How to calculate your life.
05:47:06
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oh My god, there's so much so yeah, so using February 27 76 February is to Because it's a second month. That's why I did it 27 equals 9 and 76 equals 23 2 plus 9 plus 5 is 16 1 plus 6 is 7 So that's a life path of 7 what all would do it own seven certain it's like
05:47:37
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It's very complicated Yeah, I have no idea what the hell you're saying or talking about. What are the Mexicans boycotting on Monday? I Heard Mexicans are supposed to have you having a boycott on Monday Well, I don't know anything about that. I don't know what they're supposed to be boycotting I'm looking it up now, uh tariffs
05:48:04
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Mexican citizens in the US, as well as other Latinos, have decided to impose their own strategies against tariffs on Mexico. what you think Okay. Yeah. I'm going to be 100% honest with you. I don't even really know what a tariff is. So it's basically a tax. Ah, okay. That's not how it was. My understanding is, it comes down to, let's say you want to buy a Hyundai.
05:48:33
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Hyundai comes from Japan, not necessarily built in America, even though some of them are. It would cost you more to buy that Hyundai. Therefore, you would buy a Chevy because it's built. So basically the tariff the tariffs are just encouraging buy American buy them. Pretty much. Yeah. Because buying, because it would cost you more to buy, let's say sugar from ah a country that doesn't have, that has a tariff on it.
05:49:03
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where if you bought American sugar, it would be cheaper. and still Okay. I'm not mad at it. It's promoting. ah You know what? I could use one of those jobs. right So real quick here, this is how you do your life back. Right there.
05:49:25
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There it is. So obviously, you can't have those numbers add up. So 2 plus 9 plus 5 equals 16. You can't have a 16. So 1 plus 6 equals 7.
05:49:37
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So you, what the fuck? Where did you get 23 from 76? 1978, 1 plus 9 plus 7 plus 6. So 2 plus 9 is 11. Right. Plus 23.
05:49:57
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or two plus three equals five. So two plus nine plus five equals 16. This shit don't make no sense to me. I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. I'm right there with you. It doesn't make sense to me either. Actually, this one has a life path calendar. So you you said ah October, right? Then, and here is 81. Oh my God, I'm scrolling down way too far.
05:50:28
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81 Next button. You're a three. I was wrong So what is the life path of three? It says your life path is a vibrant of independence one of creative self-expression and Still pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. I'm also left-handed
05:50:49
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I don't think that calculates. but no yeah we just sit out what they Well, what they say, but well, it's saying a lot of people are more creative. They use the left side of their brain. It says you're drawn to pursue that, pursue things that will help you will act as an outlet, your artistic talents. Uh,
05:51:17
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ah but weary of losing connection or not committing to your projects. That sounds like fucking me. I'm going to actually do mine. Mine was December. What the fuck is this motherfucking shit? It's weird.
05:51:41
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Yeah, see, I'm a seven.
05:51:46
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ten but I'm calling bullshit. It says, tend to be intelligent and analytical thinkers. I call bullshit. I'm calling bullshit on you. I'm agreeing with your bullshit call. But here's the funny thing. I've done this like four times. I get four different answers. You know what I mean? That's what I said. I don't think you know what you're doing because I sure as hell don't know. No, I'm using it. No, like I said, I'm going to share my screen again because it shows it has the calculator.
05:52:15
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So look, when I share, if I go back, and I can do yours again, see? You can do month, October, 10, 81, and I have to scroll down again. God damn it. 81. There it is. That's why you're a three. Life by three. So. You're taking the four, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was right with the month. 10 plus zero, it gives a one.
05:52:44
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Your birthday, 10 plus zero is one, 81 is 19, one plus, why is it one plus? Why is it 19 equals zero one? Because he's taken the first number, I think. That doesn't make sense, but it's a three. That doesn't make any sense. Robert doesn't think his is a two.
05:53:07
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notagated that shit don't make no sense to me man um It doesn't either i but it's supposedly your life path don't like say look the master numbers are 11 22 and 33 Master numbers is like you're basically set You don't have to do shit, and you'll be life is golden. like the Certain companies believe in this shit so much, they open their company or start new big projects on certain days because it's good for the world. a
05:53:42
Speaker
It's some weird crazy shit. said You said you're two? Yeah, man. I'm going to just have to take your word for that. You're not wrong. It is some weird shit. I don't understand. I don't know. baby yeah Maybe, maybe I'm just too tired. Maybe I'm just too hungry. Maybe I, my brain's just not, my brain's not bringing in tonight. So. Speaking of which, we have about nine minutes. Six minutes. Now I see five 55, 51, 17 on the timer. It's five 54.
05:54:16
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Yeah, I don't think it's exactly the same, obviously. she I mean, it should be the same. It's not, though. Like, look at this. Hold on. I'm going to screenshot this and show you. So I just took this picture, okay? What time do you have on right now? I have 554, 37, 38, 39, 40.
05:54:41
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it
05:54:44
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great consultation oh Weird, right? I don't make a whole lot of fucking sense. It doesn't, but whatever. We'll go off your clock because it's faster. Because I'm awesome. The final song is what, three, two minutes? Yeah. Because you were over there living in the past while I'm in the future, son. We're on the same the fucking time zone. I have to mention my VPN is on, so technically I'm in Florida.
05:55:17
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It means I'm ahead of you.
Closing and Next Show Promotion
05:55:19
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Not by much. Well, it's the same time zone, but it's distance-wise. Ohio, Florida. I'm going to try to convince me of some dumb shit right now that I just do not have the brain capacity to figure out. We're not lined up.
05:55:40
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I understand that. I'm just saying. I mean, the yeah, the men are. No, they're not. Yeah, they're kind of hard. It's not a straight line up and down. A straight line up and down at me hitting New York from Florida. No, bro.
05:56:04
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The, uh, yeah, I'm um fucking looking at a map right now as we speak. I'm looking at one right now. No, it's an angle.
05:56:16
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ah man I would hit pencil before I would hit you. depending on where you were No, dude. you You have to remember Florida comes up and hinges in. so I don't count that part of Florida. I count the tail. You can literally... You can't pick and choose to try to improve your point and validate your fucking point to be right. You're fucking wrong. That's what I fucking do. Yeah, well, you're wrong.
05:56:46
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Yeah, I mean if you were Tallahassee, it's damn near a straight shot from Tallahassee to Columbus. I'm not in Tallahassee. I actually can tell you where I am.
05:57:01
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I mean, even in Tampa. Yeah, it's actually off, nevermind. Yeah, don't ask. I mean, even if you're on the... But Cancunas is literally right above the whole floor. Well, yeah, and that's ah barely Easter.
05:57:18
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We're talking about four. I mean, even ta even Tampa, you could damn near drive straight up and hit fucking Ohio. Now, Orlando, straight shot up in the PA. That's what I was talking about, Orlando. Yeah. but I'm pretty sure that's where my VPN sets me.
05:57:38
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pretty Damn accurate in my case. Yeah, I was gonna say I mean what Jeff said in that that whole scenario I mean, it's it's pretty spot-on Yeah, I mean I don't know what to believe with it. but like Like I know you don't believe in that weird Yeah,
05:57:55
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it just don't make no sense wow yeah I don't understand how they they took 81 and got one Yeah. Yeah. Like it just, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. That's all. It's something I don't believe in. But nonetheless, we do got to wrap this stuff up. Appreciate y'all listening. And I appreciate you guys in the chatters box. Shout out to all you guys chatting away. Robert, it was awesome meeting you tonight. Hopefully yeah we'll get you up on the show one time and get to hang out with you a little bit. Uh, definitely look forward to seeing you in the chatters box.
05:58:24
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05:58:54
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Some orders. ah Peace out, brother. We'll see you next go-around. Everybody else, enjoy the rest of your weekend. Hopefully, we'll see you guys tomorrow afternoon talking some sports balls. Talking some balls, Joe. Yeah, with Luke Holmes, by the way.
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