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Who is on your NBA All Time Mount Rushmore?

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Introductions & Jerk Chicken Humor

00:00:24
Speaker
I'm your host JT, right here we got KP, next we got AKA the stat man, Adam the stat man, my bad bro. That chicken got you messed up. Yeah bro, it happened again y'all.
00:00:40
Speaker
Another episode of where we're feeling good off some chicken. It's crazy. This time it was jerk chicken. It's getting really weird because I've known this person for almost 20 years. And like the past month of cooking, it's just like, when did she start doing this? We're at a shelter getting fed. She could have always done this, Gibran.
00:01:06
Speaker
Can you be like, this is the last time? It's crazy. We're going to start paying this dude's wife for meal prep or something. She's on Mount Rushmore for top cooks. It's crazy. When we got done eating, we put the plates back. I was saying, thank you. I was like, yo, you blessed us another day. And she was like, y'all done already? I was like, yeah. I was like, we actually been done? Take a look at the roster right now.

Food Anecdotes & Sandwich Challenges

00:01:30
Speaker
We got hitters, right? We got hitters. This dude used to be in my house clearing out all kinds of stuff. This dude, the first day I met him, he ate a Scooby-Doo sandwich. I told him he wasn't going to be able to do it. I'm not worried about a sandwich like this. Shout out to Kustow, yeah. What? We went to the cafeteria.
00:01:54
Speaker
Like a quadruple decker, I was like, what are you doing? Like, why are we acting like we're gonna eat that? We're blessed to eat very well.
00:02:17
Speaker
Mount

Basketball Mount Rushmore: Positions & Players

00:02:18
Speaker
Rushmore. I know first season we talked about our Mount Rushmers. We did it with just a little flavor. This time we're gonna do a twist. Our Mount Rushmers will require one point guard, one shooting guard, one forward. It could be a power forward or a smoke forward and a center. Go Kyle. So our top favorite players in the position, the five positions. All right, cool. All arrows, anything. Let's go. And my favorite?
00:02:46
Speaker
Yeah. Well, you know we got to go with the center. Y'all already know.
00:02:52
Speaker
Yeah. It's the Shaq Diesel. It's the Shaq Attack. It's the Shaq Attack. What is that? The Aristotle. The Big Aristotle. The Big Aristotle. Nah, I don't know if y'all remember when they had that whole thing. He first got to Orlando and they started having his toys and stuff. It was like Shaq Attack. You gotta be big like Shaq. I don't remember. I think they did the 30 for 30 for showing that when they did that for him and when they did Penny. Oh, Penny had stuff too. I love that dude.
00:03:22
Speaker
Oh, when he had his commercial though. Ah. His stuff was dope. Like, I'm looking for stuff to buy from there. He even had a terrible video game. What's your forward? Oh, Shaq Fu was terrible.
00:03:35
Speaker
I didn't like Shaq Fu. Shaq Fu was lit. Shaq Fu was stupid. It was good. Control sucked, and I lost a lot, so I don't like it. You're a forward, sir. No, no, we gonna shooting guard, because I'm gonna say T-Mac. Ew, you could put him as a shooting guard or a forward, but okay, sure. No.
00:03:55
Speaker
TMac, that was my dude. Nah, I was thinking he was a forward, but okay. I'm the big, one of the biggest TMac fans. You were. Out here. You were. Oh, point guard. Here's about rules on this. We can only copy one position if we have the same. What you mean? Yeah, wear it up. Yeah, but I'm weird. I was gonna say, the issue is you and me. It's not Kyle. Yeah, because I'm gonna say something strange. I'm going next, right? I really want to say something ignorant, but I didn't realize.
00:04:26
Speaker
Can't do that, but go on. Go, go, go. It's all good. All right, forward, forward. Amari Stuttermeyer. I literally named Amari after Amari Stuttermeyer. Yeah, I remember you telling me that, yeah. Point guard. Point guard. Man, I want to say this, dude, but not really.
00:04:49
Speaker
He was so short-lived, I know. What, Muggsy Bones? No. That's okay. I almost said Starbury, but you know who I loved as a point guard? Like, if I was a point guard, I'd want this dude's game. Yo, I love Nick Van Exel. Nick Van, Nick Van. Yo. Nick Van Exel.
00:05:09
Speaker
Yo, he was ill. He was ill, he was ill. He got traded away because they didn't like his attitude. Yo, he was almost like J. Crossover before J. Crossover. He was so dirty, bro. His name was nice. It was just complete, like, playground dude. Yeah. Your lineup was weird like always, so you know we're not taking anything to go since you wanted to. He didn't even do a forward. Yeah, he did.
00:05:33
Speaker
I said I'm already stubborn. You don't pay attention. Small forward. I said forward or small, powerful or small forward. You only have four positions. Oh, I thought we were doing all five. Mm-mm. Okay, four, so. Making it tighter. Okay. Oh, we got to pick either or the forward position. Yeah, either powerful or

Debating Basketball Dynasties: Bulls vs Lakers

00:05:50
Speaker
small forward. Okay, so. Going with Kobe. Okay. Got to. Now what you going to? I get Jordan. Oh.
00:06:02
Speaker
I'm going with Kobe shooting guard And this is our favorite
00:06:12
Speaker
It was just my era, so I would go with him. But if I didn't have to go in that era, I would definitely go with, but I'm gonna go in my era. I'm gonna go with Jason Kidd. Jason Kidd, I was a heavy Jason Kidd dude. Can I do, I gotta pick KG. KG is all the type of energy that I play with. Like that's the energy I'm always on when I play ball. That's just me, technically. I like that. There's so many people now starting to think.
00:06:42
Speaker
Jay kid, Kobe, KG. And who's your sonner? I could do one without copying this bum. I'm gonna go with dream. Cool. Cause I'm gonna do you and get sonner.
00:07:01
Speaker
That guy gave his heart, nah. He loves Patrick Q and R. That's the Jamaican connection. I know, he loves Patrick Q and R. He gave his heart and soul and they disrespected him so much. The Klan showed up to him at the UNC. They were dumb. Why would you put a brother who was up in Boston to come all the way to North Carolina and put him right by the Klan's
00:07:24
Speaker
house. I wouldn't even say goodbye after that. Yo, like he called up his family's like, yo, I'm going to Georgetown. Yeah. Do you see this? Um, shooting guard, Jordan, point guard, this guy over here. I was going to take kid. I'm not going to take kid.
00:07:42
Speaker
He gonna pick Nash. He has to pick Keon Dooling. Hi, Keon Dooling! Yo! But I am gonna go with Gary Payton. Okay. He has some pretty tough sneakers. And then I'm gonna go with the forward. Kyle hates him. Richard Jefferson. Tim Duncan.
00:08:03
Speaker
Tim Duncan. You know what, the older I get, the more I really appreciate his career. He was from the mental. But then just he was unstoppable. That's weird. I feel the same way. The older I get, I really do appreciate Tim Duncan's career. You wonder why? Because we didn't like the Spurs.
00:08:18
Speaker
we didn't guess what i did and he would he did i did i told him all the time when this first came on we were like yo i'm not watching this i don't watch ai or somebody get cross like nobody really i did
00:08:41
Speaker
I remember it was annoying because they kept winning. Good. That made me really hate them. From top to bottom. And it was Tim Duncan. Good management. Doing a lot of that. Good coaching. Good organization. And his highlights ain't really like... Me and his highlights at all. I mean, when he was a dungo people now, I'm looking as older. I'm like, damn, Tim was nice. But back then I'm like... The dunks were boring. In college, he dunked decently.
00:09:06
Speaker
But when he came to the pros, he was just strictly fundamental. Now, he had a couple of dunks. When he actually dicked dunk, it was like, dad, he was, he dunked on you. Like, he came with a little, like, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if y'all remember, but I seen him alive in the finals.
00:09:22
Speaker
Oh yes you did, you did, you did. He was doing his thing but like my favorite in a basketball game, Tiago Splitter went up to dunk like straight up LeBron blocked him. That was that block, it was that one. Yeah but then something happened right after that and I think Norris Cole got a steal but he threw it into
00:09:40
Speaker
to LeBron, like, open floor, that two-handed dunk, y'all. It was crazy. Did you say, like, it was... How was the extra? Rocking in there. It was, like, it was so loud. It was so loud. It shook your field of vision. He texted me. He said the arena was shaking. Yeah. Like, your field of vision was, like, it was shaking. This guy was in the finals. Then a Russian dude almost beat up a girl right next to us. What? Yeah. All right. Best dynasty. I'm gonna give you three.
00:10:11
Speaker
your favorite one out of the three. And we can all pick the same one if it happens. Bullshit, okay. Golden State, the Bulls, the Lakers. Ooh, I'ma let you go first since you special. What? That was actually pretty simple.
00:10:32
Speaker
So I'm going to say I'm taking the Warriors off of it just because it wasn't like it had to be added on. It needed that addition, an extra extra addition. That's a shame that we got to do that because really, it doesn't matter. We didn't need that.
00:10:47
Speaker
they didn't need it but it happened so let's take it off that's sad that to me is coming up against the Bulls and the Lakers now the Lakers I definitely respect it like I say Magic Johnson's career is like NBA 2k like straight up it's a NBA 2k you start from high school you win all the way through he is the model in the mold of NBA 2k as a career mode my my 2k player like he that's what he is but
00:11:12
Speaker
I wasn't around that era, so I'm going with the Bulls. I'm picking that because, obviously, Jordan did get those pieces, but when he got those pieces, they stayed and they continued to win. Those pieces was like the Lakers, too. It wasn't like... Yeah, I know. It wasn't like Golden State. I know. That was natural. It was organic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I love Cal. He got his ass beat. He got beat up, and he had the Lakers before him.
00:11:38
Speaker
He had the Lakers before him. There were the Celtics. There were the bad boys. Even the Sixers were dirty. The Rockets were trying to come and establish themselves. Yeah, even the Sixers were dirty back then too. Jordan was there through all that. The bad ties. The Suns had to go through the Suns. Yeah, the Suns one time. OK, Kyle.
00:12:05
Speaker
See, when y'all, when you said the Lakers, I'm thinking about the Kobe Lakers. And I'm just thinking about one of my favorite things was watching Polgasaw and Lamar Odom on the same team. Yo. And what they were doing to people. That was crazy. It was like, whoever your star big is is gonna die. Yeah. I actually had a homeboy that played just like Lamar.
00:12:30
Speaker
I'm my boy Dom, my old head, everybody, you know. Shout out to my boy Dom. Yo, he, to me, he played just like a big dude, handles, smooth, jumper. Like, it was crazy. But seeing that, I was just like, yo, that's wild that this guy can do that. Like, you know what I'm saying? And he was, he did everything. He put up the assists, the handles, the defense, the blocks, the points.
00:12:56
Speaker
And like, I just remember I used to always, and I used to always take Lamar Odom and put him on my little made up NBA Live teams. He was like, I put him on the heat with TMac and J.O. and I wild out, you know, I love Lamar Odom. And I feel like he really contributed to like those two last rings, right?
00:13:23
Speaker
I guess that Lakers tee. I've never said this, but it's probably that Lakers tee. So you say Lakers. The Kobe Lakers with Shaq and all that. Yeah. I'm gonna go with JT with the Bulls because Jordan literally got baptized from start to finish. But I didn't bring this group up. I purposely picked three out of the four.
00:13:44
Speaker
Do you consider the Miami a dynasty, even though they didn't get that many championships like LeBron said, not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, or six? No, but I think that was an experiment, like more of an experiment, a title run. Okay. Like the Celtics. Okay. I feel like that had to happen for all those, each of those players, but dynasty is three though. Not for Wade. No, but isn't dynasty three though? Yeah.
00:14:10
Speaker
So for Wade, it was one, two, three kind of sort of. Yeah, because he got, that's what I said. If we're thinking about LeBron and them coming together as like super friends, you know what I'm saying? It's two, but nah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't count it. That's why I said for Wade, Wade got it by himself with Shaq. Yeah. And then he got the two of them. It's just kind of like the opposite of you think about Kobe by himself. He finally got it by himself and everything like that. It actually went reverse. Like, the way he got it by himself and then he got people to do it with him after that.
00:14:39
Speaker
I almost feel like it goes close to go to states. Because remember, we got it by himself. But who? But then, he wanted by himself. Well, we say he got it by himself, but Shaq was right there. Yeah, but just like how Curry had it with
00:14:55
Speaker
Thompson and Dre. Dre. They got drafted. Yeah. That was his team. That was his team. That's the Bulls. But then they actually get over that hump Wednesday. Law of KD came. Because if KD wasn't there. They didn't need that. Same thing for Wade. No. Same thing for Wade. I don't believe that. Wade would have gotten those extra two. That's what I said. That's what I said. I kind of almost didn't want to give it. Wait.
00:15:18
Speaker
You're trying to say that they didn't need that. You think Harrison Barnes would have continued and they would have won if KD was not there. I think they could have won at least one of those. I don't think they really need it because that was overkill. No, they would have always went to the finals, but LeBron would have probably got a few more championships. I think LeBron would have figured that shit out. I think maybe they would have split it.
00:15:39
Speaker
Correct. I think that would have happened. It would have been more in the finals back and forth like Celtics and Lakers back in the day. That would have been cool. Remember the small lineups? Remember the unstoppable shooting that would just like, what, like the third quarter, right? Small ball all of a sudden. Like it was just like money counter. I just feel like LeBron's smartness and
00:15:57
Speaker
It just would have been, I think he would have sooner or later overpowered it because at the end of the day, live by the three, die by the three, still didn't help them a lot. But that's why KD came in, he can just do everything. Demon shooting everywhere. Remember like a big part of that too was they would have Iggy and they would have Sean Livingston closing out games. So that's why I'm saying like, even when they had, what's the name, Azeali? He was a big man who was just calling it speeds.
00:16:27
Speaker
Andrew Boget. Boget at one point in time. David West. David West. I really think that maybe him and LeBron split like those two championships, but I thought the KD thing was just overkill.
00:16:43
Speaker
extra sugar needed.
00:17:01
Speaker
Draymond got ejected. So LeBron won by himself. That means love was out, wasn't he? Love was out. Kyrie was with him. And Kyrie was with him. Now imagine we missed out on a healthy team that year from the Warriors and a healthy Cavaliers with Kevin Love being there too. Still would have been a game seven. That's what I'm saying. We missed out on that, on that matchup. We don't know, but KD, Avonath, obviously they're a better team. No matter what. Kevin Love healthy, everybody healthy.

Future NBA Stars: Giannis, Luca, Victor

00:17:31
Speaker
It's a better team with Katie on there. True. Yeah. Now, I'm going to talk international for a little bit. Do you think, and by the way, the NBA and Jerry West have said that the NBA needs to change his figure and either make it Kobe or Jordan as the NBA basketball symbol. But do you think a European basketball player is going to take over being the star of the NBA, meaning either is it going to be Giannis or is it going to be Luca?
00:17:58
Speaker
Yes, it might be before Giannis Aluca. If it is going to be going to be them, it's going to be them. And then it's going to be the young boy. Don't say Victor. It's going to be him. If he can stay healthy. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. If he can stay healthy and he plays, if he's healthier than fucking Zion, who only played 27 games this season. So by the way, he's out until pass the all. Exactly. If he can stay healthier than that guy, he's going to be the face.
00:18:25
Speaker
Luca, definitely. Not even Luca. Surprisingly, nobody even says it. Joker. Back to back MVP. He's about to get three times. He could get three. He's about to get three. He's not the face. He's a superstar. If he gets one more, what do you... I get what you're saying, but think about...
00:18:46
Speaker
Luca, Luca, Joker looks like a goofball. He doesn't look like a face. You call him goofy. He looks like a goofball that you just be like who? I think he looks like a Bond villain's bodyguard. Okay. Victor will see you now. But you look at Giannis, you look at Luca, they're like the face, they're the market of the NBA.
00:19:14
Speaker
It used to be when we debated how Steven A. Smith thought it could be John Morant, but he got people acting a fool. His entourage. But you know what? I don't even think that I was getting ready to talk about John Morant, because like... He was going to be the face, I thought. It's weird now because so much of sports and basketball especially is YouTube. And like all my kids talk about John Morant.
00:19:42
Speaker
Yeah, but... But basketball has really no the truth. And as much as it's saying, everyone in the media is talking about the Europeans are going to be the face of the NBA. And Giannis, he's one. Luca is another one. You brought up a good idea of saying the Joker.
00:19:59
Speaker
brought up a good idea. If he gets an MVP, if he gets three MVPs, what last time has that happened, stat? Long time ago. He don't know. No, it was like Bill Russell. Three back to back to back after they pooped in his house. But another person, but I don't like calling him international, but he is international

European Influence in the NBA

00:20:25
Speaker
and bead.
00:20:27
Speaker
He is. Or Ben Simmons. Oh, damn. Oh, God. He is international. He is. He's making him look real bad because, yo, he's there. He's flying. Now he's sitting on the bench. Dave Dyches likes me. He doesn't care either. He's getting paid $28 million to sit on the bench. Yeah. So y'all think
00:20:50
Speaker
It's going to be a European or do you think it's going to be John? It ain't going to be John now. John would have to win. John would have to do Steph Curry stuff to be the face now. Honestly, I don't even know the full story of it and all that because nobody has said anything about it.
00:21:06
Speaker
It's funny, before I go on that, before KD got traded to the West, that's when it should start going bad for Jah. The West got stacked up, all this shit happened to him, duh duh duh duh, whatever. But yeah, I don't have a full story with it, but even if he wasn't involved like that, he's like, yo, that's not even, I wasn't even in the car, duh duh duh, all that situation, it's still gonna look bad. They can't make him in the face now.
00:21:28
Speaker
You gotta have that squeaky clean. Why he can't be AI now. No one's ever gonna be AI. AI backed it up crazy though. Yes, and he started it. He started it. Started what? He talked it and walked it and still did not care what people said. Yeah. Can John do that? But guess what? People, what's his name? Said it. Unk said it. You're not a thug.
00:21:53
Speaker
Uh, uh, uh, sharp? Yeah, he was like, you not a thug. But you know what sucks? Why are we having that conversation? Because it sounded like he didn't even do anything. No, he opened his mouth. He was like, yo, we about about it. OK, I don't even want to hear this guy. And up was like, yo, he was like, you not a thug. That's where sharp was getting like, yo, you messing up your image. So embarrassing. Cut some people, yeah. That's what I said. The bag,

Legacies of Durant, Westbrook, Pippen

00:22:20
Speaker
bro. Yeah, most importantly, the money.
00:22:23
Speaker
Talking about the bag and all of that fun stuff, we're gonna talk about legacies that are tarnished. KD's, emotionalness, and running away from OKC to Golden State. That's like every star now. To Brooklyn to Houston to Brooklyn to now Phoenix, or Russ going from OKC
00:22:49
Speaker
to the Rockets, to Washington, to the Lakers, to be unemployed. Nah, honestly, I really think that KD looks worse. Really? Yeah, because even just to win anything of substance, he had to jump on the bandwagon. You can't beat him. Join him. That was crazy. It might happen again. He might say it back. He might almost beat him. You can't beat him. So what are you doing on the team? But yeah, so you're saying KD's is worse.
00:23:21
Speaker
Pretty much. I got somebody even worse than that. Scottie Pippen. Damn. All right. All right. I don't know. I say Russ, man. I feel bad for his two. Like, it's like, damn, bro. Like, even though you're saying he had Joe DeBam, like, he ain't winning out of it. Ain't nothing was won out of it. So it is what it is. Russ? Who? You talking about Russ?
00:23:45
Speaker
Yeah, Russ didn't win nothing out of it. I mean, no, yeah, Russ didn't win anything. KD won, but he jumped to the bandwagon. But Russ's words, he jumped from team to team. His image and his character got looked at, even though everybody says KD's a bandwagon. Everybody still says, yo, I will put him on my squad. Nobody in dirt.
00:24:02
Speaker
They're trying to figure out if they want him on the squad. I don't look at it like that. Because I think that the reason you wouldn't want Russell Westbrook on your team is because then you have to play the Russell Westbrook game. That's your team now. You know what I'm saying? You're running through everything through him. He's going to run through. He can't shoot. So you've got to have a squad. All right. Yeah.
00:24:30
Speaker
So I'm going to give you this. I'm going to quickly go with this. I'm going to name you five coaches. Phil Jackson, Pop, Pat Riley, Steve Kerr, Doc, Larry Brown. Who would you want as your coach to win a championship? Who would you never want to be coached by?
00:24:52
Speaker
Uh, Phil, I want to play for Phil. And then from what, um, who? Steven Jackson? No, Steve Kerr. No, I'm just saying. For, um, for Steven Jackson to say about Pop. Oh, yeah. I'm like, oh, I didn't know that. What do you say about Pop? It seemed like Pop like forced him out. And like he makes everybody get down, like. But breaks them. Oh. Yeah. That's why. I heard he says that, he does that mentally. Yeah.
00:25:16
Speaker
Oh, that way? I'm like, I took him in business. He really got rid of him, though. Yeah. That's just the Spurs way, because that's how, what's his name? So they're the Patriots. Yeah. So I wouldn't want to play for it. I'd be like, Pop, shut up. All right. So there you go. You. So who would I rather play for? Play and not play for. And not play for. I would say...
00:25:45
Speaker
Pat Riley for some reason. Cause he got that old school swag. He come in, he's one, you know, just, he was that guy. He's that, he was that Hollywood dude too. Fight. You don't get in trouble. He's yeah. Right. He's he all about that defense. Even though he was a running gun, like he gonna run you, you gonna run you, run you to the dirt. But it's like, I think that would have been dope. Main reason why I don't want to play for him. They said, um,
00:26:09
Speaker
They said Philly had no practices, barely, like that. He's like, nah, we ain't run like that. So I would say Pat and who wouldn't I want to play for? I mean, damn. Probably, um. Oh, these are greats. Probably, bruh, from the Atlanta, bruh. No, Negro. I just said pick out of the line of what I said. Oh. Yeah, but you picked a bunch of really nice guys. I know, right? So yes, that's why I made this stuff. Don't you feel bad now for not saying Steve Kerr?
00:26:39
Speaker
I feel bad now. So, Phil, Pop, Pat, Steve, Doc, or Larry Brown, who wouldn't you want to be with as a coach? Larry Brown forced Starburry out. Larry Brown, Larry Brown. Okay, Starburry off. You know what? Look, let me hear this. Watch this guy. Who you want to play for, who don't you want to play for?
00:26:59
Speaker
I hate that. I know. Let's hear you. Go ahead and say Larry Brown. No, I thought what you were going to say. What am I going to say? Go ahead, go ahead. Phil was my coach. I want a coach. Oh, I just saw his name on the list. Here we go. Let's have it. Yeah. It's Black History Month, by the way. All right, it's Black History Month. Go ahead and screw this guy over. You clowns don't know who I'm going to pick.
00:27:26
Speaker
Believe it or not, Larry Brown. Oh, okay. He just said he wasn't going to do it. He just changed to me. No. He changed it. He changed it. It was not going to be who he saw. I wasn't going to do it. If y'all been listening for a while, you'll know. Rewind it. Stack does not like Doc Rivers. I don't like Steve Kerr. Him and Doc, he doesn't. So why didn't I pick Steve Kerr to say not to? I picked Larry Brown. I could have said Steve Kerr.
00:27:51
Speaker
I don't know, bruh. Okay, if you told me the doc that was in Boston, I would take doc. But again, 10 championships, I'm going with Phil. Who I don't know. Who I don't know. All right, jerks. All right, Larry Brown. Just cop down, hit Larry Brown. I would have said Steve Kerber. I was expecting you all to say, of course. All right, forgive you. Let's go to a game.
00:28:18
Speaker
Go to your game. This is the

All-Time Dunk Contest Lineup

00:28:20
Speaker
game. What's the game? This is the game.
00:28:29
Speaker
Give me the, give us the game, what's the game? That was the last episode. That was my game, I only had one. I thought you were doing a dunk contest game. All right. This guy. My fault, bro. You should've said that. It was my fault. Yes. Because you lied about the last one. Yeah, right? He threw a thought that he didn't say dunk. We are going, we are going just straight all era, narrow it down, dunk contest. We got mad people, I'm not even gonna lie to you.
00:28:58
Speaker
We gotta disqualify some people. We gotta get it down to one winner. I'ma say Vince Carter. Okay. Dr. J. Insanity. Okay. Number 23. Do I need to say his name? Not at all.
00:29:19
Speaker
Kobe. Okay. Nate Rob. Okay. Nate Rob. Rain Man. Okay. Okay. Sean Campfield. Two Hawks. Dominic. And a little short ass of Spud Web. Spud Web, yeah. Aaron Gordon. Damn. And somebody who never has done it but should have is John Moran. Oh, you're adding him to this.
00:29:46
Speaker
Okay. So we can all agree. John Morant. He gotta go. He gotta go. So it was fun while it lasted. So cross his name off, please. Cross his name off. John Morant can go. He did. Aaron Gordon gotta go. He did.
00:30:03
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And we're talking about who would make it. Oh, wait. Are you top three or top one? Who would make it more entertaining if we had to top three? Let's get the three entertaining contestants and see who's going to win for me.
00:30:18
Speaker
I would say this, I think we should keep Spud, though. Spud? I think we should keep him. So that means you gotta take out Nate. That basically is. Oh, Nate. Okay, wait, wait, hold on. Let's finalize it with you and the group. You and the group? No, but I made my decision, but I'm saying, okay, who it should be? Spud or Nate? Who should stay and who should go? I think Nate should stay. Nate stays. He got knocked out.
00:30:42
Speaker
Damn! This is sympathy, baby. You feel bad for him? Yo! Yo, someone's gonna be like, yo, come get knocked out like your dad used to. Oh, snap. We gonna go Vince, because he's the GOAT. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? The greatest duck of all time. As much as his hate, you gonna have to throw away Kobe. Yeah. Kobe gotta go. Not for nothing. Kobe gotta go. Black Kobe, R.I.P. Kobe. So what do we have left right now? We have Dr. J, Jordan, and Rayman.
00:31:09
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Dr. J, Jordan, Rayman, and Nate. So that's five. And didn't you say two hawks? Are you Dominique? No, I'm done with them. OK. They both cut. So Dr. J, Jordan, and who? Sean Kemp, Rayman, and Nate. And Nate. And Nate. Damn. If it was me, it would, Nate got to go. And I would say that would be the top three. So like Nate loses. Damn. OK, Nate loses.
00:31:38
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After that. Dr. J and Jordan Tamiko like hand in hand. So let's.
00:31:44
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I say one of them should go. I'ma say Dr. J. By Dr. J. So right now we're looking at Jordan. Yeah, I think that was the right one. Vince Carter. I know all the old heads is gonna be like, y'all don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. And Sean Kemp. So you know what's gonna happen. Sean Kemp is gonna lose and it's gonna be Jordan and Vince Carter. And Vince is gonna win. Thank you. And Vince Carter. With his and one sneakers.
00:32:10
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Yo, most kids probably don't know about being one like that. Or Da Da Supreme. Oh, Donna! Yeah! They don't never know Georgia. They don't even know. They hit him in every color.
00:32:25
Speaker
every one of you could possibly think of, yo. That was good. Lots of fun, right? But Vince, yeah, definitely Vince would win. Like, he was probably the best dunk. He always came up with the best dunks. All right. I think this was a good episode, even though y'all teased me about.
00:32:43
Speaker
I was expecting me to say Doc. Nah. He was a goss. I really I know he was. If we didn't say that he hit this move, he would've said, you know what? I don't even know. He didn't say it's my history month. No, I was about to say Larry Brown.
00:33:00
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You know I don't give Steve Kerr no credit. You don't like Doc Rivers either. Honestly. You want him every season. Since we started this show, you're like, he's getting fired. He's going to get fired. He shouldn't get fired.
00:33:14
Speaker
For two seasons, you told him he was gonna get fired. Every time he loses, you think he's getting fired. Because they gonna ask him for this. Yo, for the sake of keeping our footage. Time to go home. I'm gonna make fun of you as soon as this is over. Go home. Send us home. Screw you all. Wait, what? What you gonna say? Nah, what? Go ahead. What? Send us home. All right, all right. I'm gonna send us home, man. Hey, yo.