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as The holiday season is upon us and a little recap of the week as well as Glich going to pop in and out and have some good times and laughs and sure #funny #show #podcast #comedy #nonsensicalnetwork #goodtimes #bringyourass #zencaster
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Chaotic Introduction
00:01:37
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Whoa, what happened?
Promotions & Audience Engagement
00:04:44
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Welcome to the fucking show. i Hey y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it.
00:04:59
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:05:05
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but What baby? What baby? Welcome everybody to nonsensical nonsense, the open door challenge. If you're not coming up to say hi, then you're scared. I'm calling it now. You're giant. Ooh, he just did the gauntlet. Yeah, I did. I'm throwing down the gauntlet tonight. I don't care.
00:05:28
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Um, we are live and don't forget.
Personal Anecdotes and Humor
00:05:33
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Yeah. Well, yeah, you said it buddy. Uh, don't forget bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. Everything, anything we do is going to be there. Of course you can also find our merch line, nonsensical dash nonsense.myspreadshop.com. And, uh, you can spread us on you. I see blazes not spread us on us himself tonight, but whatever it's okay. okay no i I took a fresh shower before the show and I want to fuck my hair out. I knew I forgot to do something today. I can smell you all the way from Mexico. I know. and ah You know, I was cleaning the house today. You know, I, as you and I were talking last night, I cleaned out the office, the office as it were. So I'm back in the office. Uh, I was using it for storage for the longest time, but I was, I was sick and tired of having to move chairs. I had the tape, the,
00:06:26
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computer and screen sitting on chairs so I can sit on the couch. It was just, I was afraid it was going to break my screen. So I was like, you know what, I'm going to rebuild the office. I'm going back in the of office. I just, I can't afford to spend God knows how much on another fucking TV.
Travel Plans and Local Oddities
00:06:43
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I thought the side of your knees were going to break my screen. So I think it's all even one, if one of the two click. I see you're hanging out in a beer den.
00:06:55
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I am in the garage. Up here. Up here in PA. What up, James? How you doing, brother? I am out here in PA. Our man on the scene is a heart. Yeah. go Gotta to get up tomorrow morning bright and early and head on over to Shitsburg to see on the. The footy football game.
00:07:19
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Yeah, you're cutting in and out. You're single shit. Yeah. ah and And yeah, Glick is going to pop in and out tonight. um He's here, but he's not here. He is going to the ah Browns Steelers game. This is the first time I knew this game was happening. um I was actually flicking through YouTube. And now YouTube, like they they they have the show's live.
00:07:46
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or the football games live I was like, Oh, I'm pretty sure clicks going to go to that. pennsylvania And then I realized it was on a Saturday and I was like, Oh, well, but yeah, the game's actually Sunday. Yeah. The game's actually tomorrow. but You know, we're, we're like 45 minutes dish away, which is a hell of a lot closer than two and a half, three hours away. hey into that No, I get that. So we know, uh, not strongly.
00:08:17
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took our sweet time coming into PA today. No big hurry. No rush.
Technical Challenges and Humor
00:08:22
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Took the scenic route. Drove around. Now hanging out here, watching some tunes. Had to stop by 14 different places to buy beer because, God forbid, you buy all your beer at one location in Pittsburgh. Well, yes and no. But if you go to the beer distributor, you can buy as much as you want here. So. Yeah.
00:08:46
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Plus, you know, like I said.
00:08:52
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Yeah, exactly what you said. you You're saying move your phone in any direction. It just cuts out and you're frozen and all that. It's not moving at all. It's it's it's it's stationary. see This is what you people need to learn when you're on your phone. Put it down somewhere. Put it stationary. Right. Don't walk around. Don't go on a three mile trek.
00:09:17
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but that's that's that and we's but Where's the fun in there? Can't people drop link? Oh, I'm calling everybody up. I actually dropped the link um on our WhatsApp and our Snapchat. No, I don't like i'm yeah check so everybody it. that has the
00:09:48
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The nuts to come on up. I'm trying to say it in a polite way, but there is no polite way to say if you ain't got the balls to come up, then you're a giant piece off.
Reddit Stories and Movie Discussions
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Um.
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You know, I'm i'm kind of disappointing myself tonight, please. I last week I had the greatest question that turned into like a four hour discussion that we pretty sure that's why I'm travel is not here yet is because he's been arrested for killing kids.
00:10:16
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But I raised the question is like, how many 10 year olds could you take out? You know, that that whole spiel we went into. I meant to have another one for tonight, but I totally blanked because I was playing with Die Hard. Oh. So I'm going to. I was going to look up some DoorDash stories. And I totally forgot. Yeah, it's one of those things is like Reddit. Reddit's got some good ones.
00:10:45
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Yeah, well, the last time you went on Reddit, you scared me. What was that for? That story that you told that was you read the first paragraph, like, this will be fun. And then it turned into a horror show. the That got that fat guy sitting on her face. and oh Have you ever seen the movie? i think the you all What's that? There's a movie called, um, no, it's, it's, I can't remember what it's called.
00:11:17
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But it's it's um it's got Ron Howard's brother in it. And he plays a janitor at an all girls dorm. And the whole time you're telling that story, I'm picturing Ron Howard's brother. And it's the craziest you'll ever see Ron Howard's brother. I can't remember the movie. I know what
Delivery Anecdotes and Ethics
00:11:39
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you're talking about. I just don't know what movie you're talking about. I know. So Ron Howard.
00:11:47
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I can't remember his name. Clint. So Clint Howard was in a movie. He he he was the fugly looking one. Yeah, Clint Howard is not a good looking cat or bastard. But bastard God love him. I think he's a great little. it I think he does pretty good job of acting. He's been a ton of shit. He was in Terrifier 3, by the way.
00:12:17
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According to I did not remember that I'm trying to find the movie he did And I wouldn't say it's the 90s but it's he plays the creepiest janitor ever And he's like thick looking like gross like hmm He was the guy from that story you told, which is why I'm bringing it up. I just don't know the meaning of the movie.
00:12:56
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I'm sitting here going through DoorDash shit. And yeah, there's this picture that pops up where one of my favorite customers delivered to and they tip well is they leave this thing and I saw and I saw something just like this last week at at a DoorDash customer. Yes, guys, I DoorDash on the side.
00:13:15
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um let me I'm not mad at you, dude. If I could do it here and make money, I would. Where is it? It's it's not probable here. This, I swear to God, this is this is from somewhere that I've delivered in this area. Okay. Something like this. They'll leave the stand out for the door dashes or any delivery like if it's FedEx or Amazon for delivery drivers. I've seen those. Yeah.
00:13:42
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It's i seen it's pretty dope. So I'm not mad at it. ah My thought, my first thought is somebody's going to steal everything. So the one I the one around here that has it's in a gated community. So I doubt that. I mean, or they might bring it in at night. I don't know. But yeah. But yeah, I think girls can't be friends. I can see it from the neighborhood. Fucking that up for everybody.
00:14:12
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, it's one of those things you you have to have a gated community to do that. Oh, absolutely. I think I think Glick has left us for the night. Yeah, I think he's having issues with that. I'm trying to find this fucking movie is gonna drive me nuts. This is um not have Wi Fi to them. Do they not believe in the gift of the internet?
00:14:41
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Well, they're in Pittsburgh, so they're Amish, so. Oh, this is. Ah, see what I did. See what I did there, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This is true. Amish are are afraid of technology. I don't think they're afraid, per se, but it's, it's, it's, it's one of those things that's like. is Well, it's not a rational unacceptance of it, if you ask me. I agree.
00:15:12
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There's nothing in your life that is not enhanced by electricity. Or porn on the internet.
Trivia and Hypotheticals
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Well, you know, but think about it. Like, can you imagine? Have you ever seen the movie for Richard or before with with Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley? Sounds familiar. I was never yet a big Kirstie Alley fan. um I'm not. I can't stand at her, but I love Tim Allen. The concept of the movie is is ah he's his accountant for this giant business he runs ah stole his money and got he's he's now hiding from the tax man for tax evasion. And him and Kirstie Alley go and hide out in an Amish community. It is genius. Oh, yes, I have. Okay, yes, I've seen that movie. yeah It's genius. It was a horrible movie.
00:16:06
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But it's one of those things. Tim Allen is not a good actor. Kirstie Alley is even worse. How dare you, sir? up and man I love that movie. I hate Kirstie Alley. I hate her with a passion of a thousand sons.
00:16:20
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I hate Alley with a passion of a thousand sons. But that movie makes Amish living look fun. Then you watch something like what was a the the What was that fucking movie with Harrison Ford? Indiana Jones? No, no, no, no. Where he... Star Wars? No, he's hiding out. No, he's... a he he um he's a he He's witness protection for but an Amish girl and her daughter. I don't know. Oh, my God. It's going to drive him crazy. I know the movie.
00:17:06
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can't be driven any crazy that you that you already are. Trying to figure out this text messages. See, okay, I'm on this site. And for like door dash funny stories and everything is not funny. It's all like nice ones. And it makes me want to punch the internet. Right? I don't blame you. That there lies the the one problem. What's that? With the internet is like,
00:17:35
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no matter how hard you find, if you really want to find a certain story, you'll never find it. Well, I think after all the searches I've done in the past, somehow Google said F me and turned on safe searches. So I don't get anything good anymore. Right? But yeah, I don't doubt it.
00:17:56
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i There was a side I was on it had some pretty funny ones, but witness if that was remote if that was remotely true Jeff safe search would have permanently been turned on by Google years ago. There's a reason why I go to incognito every five minutes. The movie is called witness by the way, we're here. Excellent movie. The person between witness and and for Richard Voor 180 degrees like you watch with you're like, I don't want to be Amish at all. We were calling your in-laws Amish like because they're Wi-Fi sucks
Sports and Nostalgia
00:18:36
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You know, it's not YouTube sucks I just want you to hear YouTube I know you can't hear this right now because you fucking suck, but you fucking suck agreed It was three years ago. Get over yourself you do yeah
00:18:50
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I still maintain somebody rewatched it and they were on that episode going. this my
00:19:00
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I'd say what though, I had, I i have no problem going to a gay bar. It's coming out of the gay bar. that i'm from f sure Oh, Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. His spelling is great in it. He spells as good as I do.
00:19:17
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That shirt does look like he bought it in the fucking kids section. at I love it. It's actually it's actually a pajama shirt. No, what yeah that one know not temperature no it's the the store I go to every day that I pick up my like roasted chickens at. It's a it's a grocery store, but it's kind of like a knockoff warmer and they have clothes and stuff and and they always have like pajama sets.
00:19:46
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and they had this really cool pajama pants that have Deadpool all over and then the shirt came with it. Wow. You're second slowly turning into the new Jeravici. I'm not sitting on a couch anymore. Also, what Jeff didn't tell you is that he bought that in the ladies section. Yes, I did. He's not big enough. He's got a junior mess. He's in the little girls section.
00:20:18
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yeah we make fun of jeff that he' like four foot eight nose in hey i've go to nordston boys department Don't worry about it. I'm like Prince. Yeah, we cool shit from more we know what you're doing in the boys compartment My clothes ah
Home Office Creativity
00:20:40
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i want boy We can we can share clothes little buddy. That's right. Let me let me borrow that t-shirt. It's kind of cool.
00:20:52
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We were talking bla and i were talking about that earlier. He was sometimes got to give him candy. I was watching if you watched uh what was James Woods was in one of the scary movies. I think it was a sequel.
00:21:08
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And he's doing the Exorcist thing. And the lady's like, mother. I'm trying to remember who the fuck James Woods is. James Woods, you know who James Woods is? It sounds good. Look at him, I don't know. Did he have one of those faces that only a mother could love? He's not a good looking cat, I'll give you that. That's who I thought you were talking about. But James Woods does a portrayal of the Exorcist priest.
00:21:36
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and so He also does a good job acting as
Internet Issues Persist
00:21:40
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an actor. Yeah, he's actually a good actor. No, that's not what I meant. No. I think he's a good actor. He can be. Not all the time. But in the scary movie franchise, he he plays the exorcist priest and and he goes to the mother's house and she's like, father to the child, we were ruined. She's she's always sick and she'll never let me touch her. And he's like, sometimes you got to give him candy.
00:22:08
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I lost it. I was like, that's funny.
00:22:15
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That shit cracks me up. Reddit, you're disappointing tonight. and Reddit is a dangerous wormhole. Rabbit hole that you sometimes don't want to go down.
00:22:30
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I'm going to just like, I'm not even going to read this first, but I'm just going to read it and see if it's any, if it's any funny, if it's not the funny, then I'm going to stop it. I'm a customer, but I have a pretty funny story. I ordered Cheesecake Factory one night and was super hyped for my food. Well, 30 minutes later, I got a call from my door dash driver saying he has a flat tire. Fuck.
Pop Culture Tidbits
00:22:55
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Me, in my hunger-induced haze, understood that he wasn't going to deliver my food in time. He said I would be comped for my meal. I wished him luck, and I said, I understood. Since I was craving it so bad, I reordered the same meal at Cheesecake Factory. Damn. Cut to another 20 minutes later, the second dasher is on his way with the food. Yay. But then I get a notification that my food is here. Weird. He got here faster than I thought.
00:23:24
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So I go outside and the flat tire dashers there with my food. I didn't realize he would still deliver it after having a flat. I thought how lucky I was that he didn't see the second Dasher since it would have been super awkward to have both dashers arrive at the same time. Not really. They're both getting paid. Yeah, exactly. there go did So, so I take the food inside and about five to 10 minutes later, the other Dasher arrives at my house the same exact time, the flat, uh,
00:23:51
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the same exact time that the flat dasher, tire dasher comes back to my house since he forgot to give me my drink. So out I walked and in a sheer embarrassment, the flat tire dasher and the second dasher on my doorstep, the look of a trail, whether I mentioned imagined it or whether it was real as something. you imagine no Yeah. So because I've, I've done it, I've showed up to a house where like the customer order two things and debt that yeah the ah dashers that be are whoever Well, that's the beauty of door dashes. Like if you want McDonald's and I want if you want McDonald's and I want Pizza Hut, we can get two different dashers and we'll be happy. Connor, why are you stressed out, man? And you're in a legal state. He's writing a he's writing a paper. He's writing a paper. Check this out, buddy. I got I got some.
00:24:47
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Sometimes you have to hold on. Started over. The child won't even let me touch her. Yeah. Sometimes you have to give them candy.
00:24:59
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It's so funny that in being a Catholic priest in that part, that's the point. That's what I just as a whole, I just as that layer. as i like sometimes you get toy I mean, but look, I'm a great actor, but you know, I'm sure I'm sure he didn't write that line. No, what no.
00:25:20
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Scary movies were Wayans Brothers. One and two. Yeah. yeah I remember watching the first one, but it's been so long ago. I liked the first one and the second one. After that, it went seriously downhill.
00:25:35
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I have made sure you barely write a comment on here. Yeah. Dude, control, or sorry, the Windows button and the H, and it will, if you hit those buttons at the same time, you can talk and it will type it for you.
00:25:50
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What's the subject matter and what type of paper? Looks like to have no legs. but specific It's an instructional manual on how to use your own legs. She went to Bluetooth upgrade.
00:26:12
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epi Oh man. That is the heart of ethics. You know, I think ethics is better than meta ethics. But isn't that isn't that like constantly changing? Because the ethics of the fifties versus the ethics of today, two totally different papers. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah, there's yeah, ethics change. Just write a bunch of racist things and say you wrote it in the fifties. Ethics in what context? More like moral ethics, societal ethics. like I don't know.
00:26:49
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i don't know i gotta look it up is like why you listening Like why are you listening to us trying to write an ethics paper there's you're gonna find no good your ethics you You literally by listening to us you get a ah Straight up and yeah how do I fucking delete this one? This is just one of those fucking one of those Yeah ah that's fine there's always you Yeah, I forgot we're on Twitch Yeah, I put us on Twitch tonight. We're on Rumble as well. And then of course, Facebook. We would be on YouTube, but yeah. oh Yeah. Yeah. what are you guys what are Nothing. Create a new channel. Say fuck you. You know what? That's, that's the thing is like, you can literally, you can have, I have eight YouTube channels myself because
00:27:48
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you know, I have eight different emails. So technically I can have eight different YouTube channels. Not that I do, but I have one that the kids watch and I have one that I need. I need to write my paper about ethics on my career field. I was given very little context on how to write this paper, but I have C in the class, so I can't pop. Oh. Ethics on your career field when you were in the military or your current one.
00:28:18
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current. He's a security guard. Oh. So, you know, don't grab their boobies. Here's an easy one. Your ethics or whatever your boss is and it's not joking. You know what? That's a quick essay. Just write that. but Whatever my boss says to do, I do whatever. I am a soldier. That's what I do. Uh no, this is one of those things. It it all depends on your field.
00:28:47
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Yeah, that's a, I can, that's a, that's a fucking hard subject to write on. Yeah, I wouldn't even know where to begin. Ethics is one of those subjects that's just really hard to discuss. It's subjective. It's. secret Because if I write an ethics paper and you write an ethics paper, you and I being the opposite side of the same coin, you got two totally different papers.
00:29:16
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Well, it depends on how you write in your paper, if it's for, against, or what. Well, once again, there's a reason why I have chat GTP. Because there's work workplace ethics. There's moral ethics. There's cultural ethics. Ethics is a subjective.
00:29:37
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it's It's a subjective subject.
00:29:42
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Gross. I'm past. No, I thought I fixed this. Somehow Yahoo got on my computer for my search engine and I didn't. I thought I fixed it. You know, there's a there's a way to fix that, but I don't know how. I'd have to actually do research on how to do it. it's It sounds stupid, considering I spend 90% of my day on the computer, but I don't know how to do that.
00:30:06
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It's very ethical to make sure all the books stay in their spot and they don't. Yeah, that's it. Just do it. Do a full on Bart Simpson. I will not tackle people in the library. Oh, I'm having internet connection issues. I mean, I'm getting, I got Biden bars. I think Glick's, Glick's just, I think he's still there. He's there. He's just bouncing in his chair. Trying to be cool. I'm just babysitting you fuckers.
00:30:37
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Why? Because are you afraid we'll get banned? Oh, no, that happened three years ago. yeah When you were there. So when you were the ethics, when it comes ethics, we are not pleased to go. I played i blame you, Tony and Mike, because I'm sure that was. Oh, yeah, because I'm the one that's called people out of the response live.
00:31:06
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<unk> I'm an angel. I don't know what you're talking about. There you go. that Just write that 5,000 times. You're good. Copy and paste, buddy. Copy and paste. What are the moral principles of a... Carter used to totally buttery security conter should totally write a paper like black, white, like Mexican different ethnicities instead of ethnicities. You can write about how racist the Dewey Decimal System is. I'm just making shit up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I thought I was supposed to write about ethnicity. Oh, ethics. I thought you meant ethnicity. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. Can I get an extension? No. Oh, shit. You wrote a great paper here. However,
00:32:02
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It's not on the right subject. What you do is you show up to class, you order a pizza. Yes. And when they come and ask you for Spicoli.
00:32:15
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ah yeah Wow, you you you're really looking not past that glass right there. That we are a failing grade hero, a live failing grade right there.
00:32:34
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ah I had something. And you lost it. No, I got to remember if I still have it. i You know that, clip okay, so I got a mini review I got to put out, but you know that clip you sent me I was fucking around with another app. And I read the sound clip to this this picture of Mona Lisa and it's talking and stuff. yeah So it's Mona Lisa with Jeff's voice. It's weird. Or normal. Or normal, I guess.
00:33:16
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oh i Oh, I have a good idea for, for something. No, I did. I found a page and I don't have it anymore. I have to find it again. But I found a page of Dirty Linux.
00:33:28
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like double entendre limericks that I was laughing my ass off the other day. you're See, I think it's on my side. Yeah, I'm having um having connection issues. What a great night, guys. All right. There's a book of dirty limericks. PA, where the internet goes to die.
00:33:55
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here's Here's the thing from Reddit. says Good evening, Reddit. Hold on. It's got a load. What are your favorite dirty lyrics? i am There is something in this. I wonder if it's still on the internet. It is called the up the obscure. Wait, no. The dictionary.
00:34:21
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Obscure and obscene.
00:34:28
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imri <unk>
00:34:35
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Well, that's in this this gentleman is this is an example of how you failed college. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you do, Connor. Just write a bunch of dirty limericks. There once was a girl from cod who dreamed she'd been buggered by God. What she rolled over it was Joe.
00:34:54
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jehoh And it was Roger the Dodger to the diddle codger. The bastard of the bugger. Yeah.
00:35:15
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yeah Whoa, I didn't need to see that. Okay, so exiting out of that Reddit feed, I just got a picture of somebody booty hole. Not in a good way. Whoa. Reddit is a dangerous place.
00:35:41
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Whoa. Okay. Blaze is definitely having... internet connectivity issues.
00:36:07
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ah
00:36:27
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I'm trying to find another story like we did last week.
00:36:34
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Well, there he is. My cigarette keeps going out. You fix it? I hope so. I mean, bandwidth is the bandwidth that fixes it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I was kind of like, oh, shit, I hope Blake didn't drop and leave Jeff up there by himself.
00:36:58
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No, i I was looking up different scenarios um like the scenarios. So 70 hypothetical scenarios.
00:37:21
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Oh, thats this is an interesting question. Hello. Can you hear me?
00:37:29
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So I found, uh, I was frozen for like a minute. Weird. So I found 70 hypothetical questions and the first one perplexes me. Hypothetical question. What's the first one? If your sheets were made out of deli meats, what meat would you want them made out of? If my shoes were made out of deli meat, your sheet, your bed sheet,
00:37:59
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My bedsheets. Yeah. I wouldn't want them made out of bed. Wouldn't it be cold? Prosciutto. I know. It's prosciutto. I don't I would have to go with, like, Honey Baked Ham. Honey Baked Ham. I love Honey Baked Ham, dude. I figured you'd have an amp problem.
00:38:26
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and ah You're an emperor of a small island nation and you pick up any three people from history to come and live on your island for five years. Who do you choose? Yeah, I didn't hear any of that. Okay. So you, you own a small island i'm not nation. yeah I'm hearing like a robot kind of weird thing is what I'm getting constantly. Like I'm not, like I hear you're making noise, but your screen's frozen and you sound like a robot trying to ah we are trying to orgasm.
00:39:00
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So you are an emperor of a small island nation and You can pick three people from history to come and live on your island for five years Who do you choose and why? They have an example George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King So, who do you choose We know Connor I would sleep without veggie Leonardo da Vinci Oh, Leonardo da Vinci.
00:39:32
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um Isaac Newton. Oh, and Steve Hawkins. Oh, I would have to go for for for a present day. I would go Neil deGrasse Tyson. I thought you said it was like his life. He's still historical. He did, but it didn't say dead.
00:39:59
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George Washington, Adolf. I knew it. I knew he was going to say, yeah no, I would do Neil deGrasse Tyson. I would do, um, Bill Shakespeare and, um, Gandhi. I heard Neil deGrasse Tyson. That's it. Bill Shakespeare and Gandhi.
00:40:27
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What would Gandhi bring to to the table? Definitely not food. He would be ah you would bring patience. as he would teachy when lets first That's one less person you have to feed. I got it.
00:40:45
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that If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Adolf Hitler is the work slave. I can't click on anything. I'm having the worst time. I don't know. I don't know. Now go take your shower.
00:41:09
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He's it's my local gravedigger. I like that one. I like that. So if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? One food like like you talking about like and um' I'm reading it work for like it did only eat one food. I'm like pizza or you know, or burgers or whatever. ah yeah I would my I would I would normally answer this pizza. But now pizza gives me such bad heartburn. Right? Man.
00:41:42
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Like you gotta, you gotta figure out, you can't pick something like ice cream, granted that all the flavors there, but there's no sustainability to it. You know, we're talking pussy. Tacos would be the tacos would be the thing because you can put a lot, you put onions. I'm not mad at that.
00:42:04
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You can put steak on tacos, that still counts. Yeah, but I would just say tacos. Just tacos because then you got you got chicken, you gotta eat it got it all. We make the rules, dammit. Broccoli tacos. Glick, if you could only eat one food, what kind of food would you eat for the rest of your life? Trels or snake?
00:42:28
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um charles I was going to say, do do I really have to answer that question? I think you know the answer to it. Connor already said pussy, so you can't pick it. Connor said steak. Is Mike here? That's right. That was my first thought. Is like Mike? Obviously, I like French spectators.
00:42:51
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yeah multiple bottom line this gets i eat ta i take for the rest of my life it's Just like plain dry taters you don't get all the fixings on them I already know Glaze's answer for this one because he already has it But if you were a superhero with no superpowers, what would your name be? Well, do we got the dank night up here in the corner anyways thing night what see if you could be a superhero with no superpowers What would your name be?
00:43:21
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The dang night. The dang night, yeah. and we We basically have the answers in our, in the white below our names. I would just literally go for Caso Blanco all the time. Caso Blanco.
00:43:37
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My wife hates it. It's the champ. The champ with no super powers. He can hold the championship belt like no other.
00:43:50
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he guys it super
00:43:53
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i's not real
00:44:00
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That actually sparks an interesting question. it's it You're given superpowers, but the superpowers are unconventional. Like if you can't say super speed, it's like for you would be like you could smoke more weed than anybody on the planet. Like if you you have the choice to two superpowers turn pillows into jello or Turn bricks into spaghetti a dude breaks in this brihetti dude i will never Just give me a bucket baby, I'm ready to go ah that that thats Give me a muck of the bricks. I got this shit
00:44:36
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but check that
00:44:39
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it's jesus he's turning bricker hes said brick bricks in the spagheti i'm the builder jesus fuck that water into wine shit we hungry Oh, here's a good one. You're on death row. What is your last meal? Pizza. Really?
00:45:02
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I guess you wouldn't have heard about your heartburn. I'm dying. And and and and if anything, with I'll puke when they're killing me. so Exactly. yeah They can clean it up. I would have to go. I want one item off of every fast food chain. You know, like I want a burger from McDonald's, a burger from the island. I want to take my Something turns in it in.
00:45:31
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yeah You know what? I'm stealing that. That's my new superpower. Just leave mushroom heads on everybody's forehead.
00:45:45
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ah
00:45:48
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You were asking something and I forgot what it was. Your last meal. Oh yeah. Pizza. I like I said, I would go from like, I would like, I want,
00:46:02
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at Big Mac, Wendy's Fries, Wendy's Frosty, and a coke from Carl's Jr. He's like, when I die and shit myself, goddamn it, I'm gonna make them clean it up. Yeah, I'm gonna make them clean it up. Fuck them. Oh, this is interesting. If dinosaurs could be cloned back into existence, what kind of dinosaur would you want as a pet?
00:46:30
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Velociraptor, right? Actually, so we were talking about that last night with Velociraptors, you know, scientifically, they were only about a little bit bigger than a chicken. about yeah i know turkey Like I would get a Velociraptor and put it on a leash. I trained that bitch as like my attack Velociraptor. I'm in. He fucks with me. I want a T-Rex so I can walk around on his shoulders. Just ride it like a giant horse.
00:47:04
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Although a pterodactyl would be cool because I would never have to buy a plane ticket ever again. So what would you call a dino? All right. You know how, I don't know if I told this joke. No. They like discovered another dinosaur that had, you know how like T-Rex has got short arms. This one's got like short legs. Oh, okay. Yeah. And they're calling they're calling in Assasaurus.
00:47:33
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okay Well, you know what you don't a lesbian dinosaur is. No. It's a lot ah lick a lot of puss. A lick a lot of puss. This is interesting. If you're king for a day and you can make any law, what would it be? If a king for a day and I can make any law for a day. Yeah, one law. No, the law goes from for life, for you.
00:48:00
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like oh man why if you want like i can neverrationalized We're to nationalize the cannabis industry fucks and everybody gets their own fucking in free weed. I'm going to pull Robert Downey Jr. I'm bringing back premonoccta Freeman Freeman Okta. That means like when you get married, I get to sleep with your wife first.
00:48:23
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oh
00:48:26
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And you can't say shit. That's fucked up. No, I think, I think. Connor, here's a good lesson on ethics. I'm like, you're free weed everybody. Jeff's like, I want to fuck people's lives. Oh, no, no. How's that for an ethical lesson? It's a law. No, I think if I was going to make, if I was going to make a law, it would be I don't want to make it something practical like. You know what fucking other people's lives where they get married? No, no, you know what? That's not practical. I would abolish the speed limit.
00:49:09
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I would abolish the speed limit. Meh. Because 55 is monotonous. 155? You're awake. I guarantee it. If you're doing 155, you're wide as fucking with me. I'm abolished and replaced by me.
00:49:27
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and I can never be fired. You know what? Yeah. But I agree. I'm sure if you make the right donations, you might be able to make that happen in this next administration. Ooh. What's that? Well, number 11. I'm skipping the next one because it's stupid. um If you had a theme song, what would it be?
00:49:53
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Like every time you walk in the room, this song plays. Like Darth Vader walking in. That's a good one. I have my answers. I think. If I had a theme song, every time I walk into a place, what would be playing? Oh, fuck. Theme song to Scooby-Doo.
00:50:17
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who Nice I like that and so ah you just like your feet I Did the trophy I know I know Connor's
00:50:38
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actually I don't have it on here that I would my my song would be caseable I It's actually, so it's actually a song, which is where I got the nickname from. I have a clip of it, but it was copyright strikes. I think it meant fight, not find. Yeah. Globalist.
00:51:04
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and and in and in and and and in and in and in and and This is a good one, because I have an answer for this one.
00:51:12
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If a time machine existed and you could go back to any era in history to live, to live which one would you choose? what What time period of human history had the less people? So I didn't have to fuck with more. Well, you know, I didn't think of that in mind.
00:51:31
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but I have the perfect answers. Like point like if you if you say, you know, the 90s, it would go to 99 and then back to 90 every time, every 10 years, it just starts over. I mean, different, like the the what what I'm saying is like, it's still that same shot, that feeling. Can I retain the knowledge that I have now? Sure, why not? Oh man, the possibilities of getting rich off that shit.
00:52:01
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I say I have the perfect answer. I would say. Fuck, this is a hard one. Not for me, dude, because you go as you go as a as a car guy, I got to go 50s to mid 60s. OK, 50, 55 to 65 right there. That that little span of 10 years. I'm thinking like I'm thinking like the mid like 1800s. Like right after the industrial boom.
00:52:46
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The first one. Okay, I see where we you're going. Yeah. See how life is. and Like like that that time we're coming from from feudalism and going into like capitalism.
00:52:57
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right yeah because you'd make a lot of money dude ah that's what i'm saying my my thing is is like i ah the reason why i would choose the what part of the world are you talking about when slavery was abolished everything that narrows it down to about 14 different decades depending on where you are Um, it's silly even up to this point, there's, it's still practice. Unfortunately, this is kind of the same of it as, as one I asked earlier, but if you were a dictator or a small country, what crazy dictator things would you do? that
00:53:36
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Crazy dictorial. Okay. I wouldn't make it to where one day a year. we have dildo dodgeball where we get it ah dude i'm in and we throw dildos at each other. I mean, we don't need to start a country to that buddy. We just get a land and a bunch of people and a bunch of dildos.
00:53:59
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I hear yeah declare they just't know discuss one day there's a there's a There's a festival. I think it's i think it's an somewhere in Asia. What is the dick festival? No. Oh, you have you heard about this? The dick festival. It's a dick festival. Look it up. its it's like They walk through with a giant paper machine, giant dick. Because I opened up another window, you're fucking breaking up. And of course, that's not good. You're just going to have to explain it to me. I can't look it up. Hold on. I'll look it up.
00:54:37
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I don't think it's actually called the dick festival, but um it's called, oh, Kanima Matsuri. It's the festival in Japan. The festival of the still phallus. Yeah. The annual Japanese festival held each spring. Is that what you're talking about?
00:55:06
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That's a real thing. I don't know. You're frozen. Well, I think that's what you're talking about. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's it's it's actually a real thing. I think there's a pussy festival, too.
00:55:21
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Hey, Glicker. He has issues coming in and out of the live. He's frozen. I wonder i wonder if it's him that's messing it up. I don't know how that works. There's a pussy festival, too, by the way.
00:55:36
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penis festival. That's pretty interesting though. I'm not gonna lie. There's a pussy one too. I'm just saying. That'd be kind of cool. Here's a good one. If you could be any character of any movie, what would it be? And why?
00:55:58
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That is a tough one. Oh, yeah, he's frozen.
00:56:07
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gla If you could be a character from any movie, what you could be a character from any movie. What's the character and why? into Superman. Because it's Superman. got to see you though i was I was actually going down that same route. I was thinking RDJ's Iron Man because I'd be rich id arm with and Are we talking nonfiction or fiction?
00:56:37
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and It's a movie, it doesn't matter. Oh, ah fucking Hunter S. Thompson of Fear and Loathing. Just rocking around in a weird Cadillac. That movie still freaks me out.
00:56:56
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If a time machine existed, what would be the first thing you did?
00:57:01
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go back and um. King Flick's mom in the jaw. Yeah, when your dick is in it.
00:57:19
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No, but like like the opportunity to kill Hitler is there. I'm just saying. You know and I know that's a popular one. It's also the basis of some stories and movies.
00:57:32
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but man you Let's be zero consequences, zero negative consequences. That's impossible, man. You fucking with the... Oh yeah, it's a butterfly effect thing. I watched that the other week. Yeah, you're fucking with the time sheet, man. Can I go kill baby Bieber? Maybe who? Bieber. Bieber? Yeah, Justin Bieber. I can't stand that kid.
00:57:58
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I kind of feel sorry for him now, man. I do as well, but it's like, you know what? A couple hundred million dollars really makes up for it. I don't know. I don't know. It's still alleged i kid' still all I can go back in time and do in what and in in in assassinate somebody or kill somebody. What was the question? If youd go back if if a time machine existed, what would be the first thing you did? Get in it.
00:58:28
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Man, I would go back and... I don't know, man. I would go back in time. I'm trying to find that point in time where I go back and change one thing and it have the effect to change multiple things. No, you're thinking about it all wrong, buddy. I'm going to the future and I'm learning a bunch of shit. When I come back, I'm gonna... I thought you said the past. It doesn't say the past. It says a time machine.
00:58:57
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If the time machine existed, what would be the first thing to do? I'm going to go find out the next 50 fucking sports things that I can bet on. I'm going to pull them back. of the view Bitcoin, man, I can go back and put my fucking money in like Google and shit. All right. Yeah. See that? See, that was a premise of a movie. Somebody went back in time and ended up buying like surprising their grandfather or father that bought him like stock in Yahoo or some bullshit. Yeah. Well, that's actually they did that in Hot Tub Time Machine 2 or Hot Tub Time Machine 1. The guy stayed and and founded Lugal instead of Google. Then there was the one movie ah frequency where he told his younger friend to buy stock in Google.
00:59:50
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or yaho Think it I think it was I think it was frequency. I think frequency and I love that movie. Excellent. I think that's what I'm talking about she would be which person that you like to Well, he's sitting there, okay If you could sit down and have a conversation with anybody from history for undisclosed amount of time like couple days or an hour or whatever you want, but you get to have conversations. Really? Yeah.
01:00:31
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I'm trying to think who I would. Aristotle would be another good one. Aristotle. I wouldn't mind having a car conversation with Karl Marx. Caesar. made So I can point out some places that that I think his his writing is flawed.
01:00:51
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But I was thinking about picking a video and going on a break. Yeah, absolutely. yeah I was going to go ahead and pick ah James Luecker, Outlaw Waste, because I know he popped in earlier. and Yeah. He's like, sure, why not? So we will see you in a few. Yeah.
01:03:46
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There's hidden styles of faith
01:04:28
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Yeah, I like that. Man, we are, I don't know how the internet is on your side. It looks like Glick and I are having the worst time. I was going to say, you guys just can't stay up for more than five minutes in peace. No. No, I don't know what is. That was James Luker with, um, I had to kick me out. I had to come back in. Out always is the name of the song. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Yeah. That's it. Out always.
01:05:00
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So I was actually looking up different scenarios and i want i I found one, but I wanted to find more like it. But it's like, if you could, the the one was like, if you could, you can only choose one, would you rather feel no pain or something else? You know, you have to choose one or the other, but I don't know what kind of scenario that would be called.
01:05:29
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Like if you could choose to never have pain in your life, physically, mentally versus dancing in the rain or whatever. I don't know, man. I think, I think experiencing pain is kind of part of the human experience. That would be bad. Not to I think it will, it would be dangerous too, because like,
01:05:51
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If you burn yourself, you don't know. time about Yeah. You know, there's actually people that do suffer from, from stuff like that. It's that something's wrong with their nerve endings or something. Right. And they can't feel pain. I've got what it is, but yeah, they and it is, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's pretty, uh, pretty scary parents too. Yeah. Cause you don't know, you don't realize that your hand is melting on the stove.
01:06:17
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Did you know up until about the 1980s, it was, what it was widely accepted in the mental community that babies didn't feel pain up until like, yeah, that's so fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. You know, doctors just must be smart, but that just tells me that just guessing most of the time. Well, no, it just says science didn't figure shit out just yet.
01:06:46
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but Yeah, it was definitely semi competency I think Glick is back. Yeah So do you get a lot of shit we're in that mission at Michigan shit there and be a No, cuz they're Penn State fans here So they don't really give me to I haven't I'll be out toset honest with you Ohio State fans. It's been crickets. I Nobody's saying shit. Because they fucked another one. His daddy is home. His daddy's home. Knock, knock. His daddy's home, kids. This is my house. I am your daddy now. you but Look at me. Look at me. I am your daddy. I am your football team now. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
01:07:39
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ah just Saron Moore. You got right, Connor. so withs
01:07:51
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Yeah, i do but yeah, I mean I don't Michigan and Penn State really don't have a big rivalry With each other so, you know, actually but the the couple people I've interacted with when I've been here a lot of them were like go blue you know fucking hate Ohio State, I'm a Penn State fan I'm like Oh, well.
01:08:14
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yeah Mickey's dad's an Ohio State fan, so. Yeah, bud. Oh, oh. I'm telling you. So, he's retarded? Oh, poor guy. I'm a fan of this. And I'm seventy-three. Well, apparently, I'm the only Michigan fan who's ever met me with life. Anywhere. Anywhere, ever.
01:08:37
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although i do want to throw down I just realized what he has on his head. bo is that jeff we a Boston. in Boston. You like, you like my hat, don't you buddy? oh I know you love it. No, you love it. Yeah. There it is. That's game. I got an interesting factoid to you.
01:09:03
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Being that you door dash Of course the original door dashes being Domino's and pizzas and stuff like that Did you know the founder of Domino's met his wife on his very first delivery?
01:09:20
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Okay So like, you know, he opened up his first Domino's and he's like we're gonna have delivery You know put up flyers and stuff in the first person called turned out is gonna be his future wife
01:09:35
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My internet is so shitty. I heard something about a domino getting married to a wife. yeah The guy that founded Domino's met his wife on his very first delivery. i heard I heard this was the best team in the NFL. You can correct me if I'm wrong.
01:09:55
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You're wrong. You're so wrong. Even I know you're wrong. know just fascinating a lot shit and I know, I know that, that, that blue star starts some shit that I do know. I don't get, I don't get the, the fascination with like my team has to win. The what? Like I'm not like, like the, the, the, the, the whole sports, I live and die and breathe my team. I don't get that. I don't, I don't understand. I like to call it, um,
01:10:37
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enthusiastic fandom Yeah, I don't you know But and I'm sure you'll you'll agree with me on this Is it just the Roman Colosseum all over again? Hey everybody look over here because we're doing shit over here. You don't want to see Yeah Okay, let's back and high five nothing to see here. I'm not doing anything yeah I think missed it Maybe, oh, I love you. He broke it at Blaze's his pot leaf. Yeah. No, blade Blaze was saying the greatest football team ever was the Cowboys. Blaze also does a lot of drugs, so. There is that. I forgot about that, Mark. Blaze might have been dropped on his head as a small child as well. What's that? I missed it.
01:11:29
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He said, he said, I told her that you thought the greatest team ever was Cowboys. And he said, yeah, we believe a a lot of drugs but and taste on apparently this is what people are saying is the best team. but yeah The only people who say that are the people who root for the Cowboys. Nobody else in the country, in the world says that the Cowboys are the best team ever. They were for a long time though, weren't they? And I'm asking it predictably.
01:11:59
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No, I mean, they had a good run in the early early mid mid 90s where they were winning Super Bowls. But that was but that was because they had one of the best offensive lines in one of the not not the but one of the best offensive lines in NFL history. Because I mean, you could you could have put Jeff back there as quarterback and blaze it as a running back and you guys could have looked good. So I'm in for it.
01:12:29
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that yeah That offensive line in the 90s was absolutely disgusting how good it was.
01:12:36
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Connor, you little bitch, I can't wait till you come to Columbus. You're gonna look so pretty in Michigan colors. I can't wait to play dress up with you, Connor, and put you in all Michigan colors. And take pictures. Wait till you're asleep.
01:12:54
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How about I get him good and drunk, and when he passes out, I'm going to take permanent markers and put a big block M on his face. Good to work with that, bitch. It's a library. Nobody goes there. Look at you, Connor. I am your daddy.
01:13:14
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He goes to a library. It's 2024. I was going to say, isn't that really online? Now, my cache likes going to the library. He's starting to get into that phaser. He's got a few series of books that he likes to read. okay it The really cool thing is that they have a mobile library. It's like a big truck that comes to the neighborhood once a month. And all the kids all the kids have cards. So when they come through, they jump on there and they get a bunch of books. all ba there I'm not mad at that. Yeah.
01:13:48
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yeah that's I wish I could get back into reading. I just can't be bothered. They come into the complex and all the kids get up there and they get their books. They came through a few months ago and um make sure like they send a paper so the kids can come back and have their parents sign it and stuff like that. And they made sure they all got library cards and everything like that. Now they come through and they they help them get their books and if there's something they want his cash was looking for a certain book and They told him when they come back this month But as long as he was done with the book he has now that they would make sure that book was on the on the truck What's do you know what the book is or the series? a It's it's a it's a how What is it all? undercover dolls or something like that and
01:14:43
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airbu down i don't know it's it's like a Did you ever, did you ever see or did your kids ever read Diary of a Wimpy Kid? I've, I've seen the book. Yeah. Austin loved that one. Diary of the Wimpy Kid. But it's kind of in the style of that. Okay. But it's also kind of like a It's also kind of got some comic like to it too. So like we'll have a few pages of something but words And then we'll have like four or five pages that are done like a comic book Okay, that's kind of cool So but it's a whole big series that cash loves and then there's the other one that he's really been into for about the last year is natural disaster survivor stories
01:15:30
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So it's like these true stories of people who survive like Katrina or these like giant F5 tornadoes or earthquakes and stuff like that. I think the series is called I Survived or something like that. And it's actually a little bit higher up than, quote unquote, his grade level. So it's pretty cool that he's reading them. Well, it's it's it's it's interesting. That's what makes it fun.
01:15:56
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Oh, yeah, he loves he loves him and he's and he's now starting to get into uh uh cryptids. So, like Bigfoot and like Loch Ness Moss stuff like that. So, um I'm going to send him Twilight.
01:16:16
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No, read this. It's like True Blood. He doesn't know what True Blood is.
01:16:26
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I'm going to keep it that way too. Yeah. Well, actually the True Blood series is actually a book. Yeah. They're based on books. I want to read them. I can't figure out the order. I have to go online and look up the order. Well, Matthew McConaughey might hang himself tonight, so there's a post for you. Why would Matthew McConaughey hang himself?
01:16:53
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that was was life
01:17:01
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hanging out here with pops and he's like, just like politics. Yeah, we smooth. We start. Yeah, we're watching the Texas. Have you seen that that clip of Matt? We kind of had talked about his how he makes tuna fish.
01:17:20
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co harry was it tuna tuna
01:17:27
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I'm actually shocked there isn't a dildo out there that's long like a whip. I was looking for one. There's a lot of weird-looking dildos. That's for damn sure. Am I frozen?
01:17:44
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Or is Jeff frozen? Oh, dang it. It looks looks like Jeff's frozen. Yeah, wait.
01:17:54
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was that you or did he draw
01:18:01
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open We all dropped there for a second. Holy shit. yeah No, I was saying, have you seen that that viral clip of Matt McConaughey talking about making tuna salad?
01:18:15
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Dude, it sounds so good. I'm looking it up, but ah fuck up my internet. Yeah, right. ah Let me see if I can find it. Like it's that bad. I don't know why it's so fucking bad. It's windy as hell here. That's probably one thing. So we were, uh, we were sitting here watching the Texas Georgia game, the SEC championships, and they showed Matthew McConaughey on the screen and pops is like, fuck you, Matthew McConaughey.
01:18:46
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like i'm looking i Matthew is a huge, Texas Longhorns fan and he's like on every game on the sidelines and that ain't why I am.
01:19:00
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thought they call and It's a political view. I don't know, man. What are you guys doing? You having some issues? Yeah, we all are. Oh, damn. Oh, yeah, it's weird. I'm trying to find that video. I don't know what's going on. I'm on my phone. Yeah.
01:19:22
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i like yeah i thought Keep this ball that bitch around, you know? Alright, I found it, Blaze. Check this out. and a Clean out the fridge. Sunday night. Clean out the fridge. Gonna make a bad tuna fish. Okay, wait. I wanna hear yours. Well, it's a long list of all kinds of things. It starts with the basic. It's good tuna. Nick, you gotta watch how much lemon and vinegar you add. If you add the mayo, mix with wasabi. Oh, shut the fuck up. I didn't even think about putting wasabi into my fucking tuna fish.
01:19:58
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ah light green so You're blowing my mind right now. It's like the first time someone told me how to f*** someone and I didn't know that you weren't just supposed to stick it in and leave it there. And I go, oh no, what makes sense to move around? You're telling me tuna fish. It is like that. Tuna fish. Of course I put wasabi on it. And then all the rest is done from the chopping. Yeah, wait until you start profile.
01:20:22
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a little crunch at the end to balance that out. I'll go with some apple, for some sweetness, a touch of agave. I always have one of the biggest comedians in the world right now. And then, as you know, as every redneck knows, is it better right then or is it better covered after you put the fridge up? So the whole concept is is he puts wasabi in his mayo as he's mixing up. And I was like, but the only issue I have with life is the fact that you're still breathing. I'm going to be there.
01:20:52
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when you come to Columbus for Christmas. Merry Christmas, no legs, bitch. Pop's going to give me a knife. that's but That video has gone so viral that there's a whole bunch of people making it to see if it's any good. ready going Everybody say it's awesome. right What's that? wash match Oh, I'm good. I'm fine. I'm all right.
01:21:19
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i Yeah, I'll watch it out here. Yeah. you like to yeah Okay. Yeah, we're still live. We're good. I just had to check it. ah So, uh, real quick, I'm going to do a lineup of our shows Monday's speedway stories and global conversations.
01:21:48
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and then Men Caring for Men. Tuesdays is Blake's House of Music. Wednesdays, of course, is WTF News. Thursdays, I got a couple things I'm working on for Jeff's Garage. Fridays is Blaze 9, Nonsense and Chill, where we're gonna be watching Die Hard this week.
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um
01:22:08
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Saturday's cash is corner in the morning and the non-sizzle nonsense this show open door challenge and then Sunday's is Unnecessary rough days with the boys talk football. Yeah, we're having kind of an issue tonight here with with internet connection It's pretty bad across the board Like I've even froze once and I have nothing else open so weird I Suppose I close that I don't need that over I Have everything else closed
01:22:39
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except for like I have the rumble ready to kill the show.
01:22:50
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I'm curious if we can get somebody else up here to see if it's just StreamYard or it's just our internets. So weird.
01:23:09
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stick it in and leave it more
01:23:17
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MCM was yeah, ah yeah this is true. Oh, you muted yourself again. You mean it yourself. I'm sitting here talking to myself. You're muted. He's just talking to pops. Blaze going in and out.
01:23:49
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You're muted you big fat dummy.
01:23:57
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There you go. Yeah, we're all having an internet issues tonight. It's fucking shit. It is a fucking shit show tonight. Good lord. So I'm back on this hard chair again. I need to go get me another chair.
01:24:20
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Fuck yeah, dude. You should get one of those nice internet chairs. I had one. Internet chairs, one of those... The racing seats? I used to have one. I had one and it fit in here decently. But my kids let the dogs play on it and the dogs destroyed it. The problem is those chairs, are like they're like $900 for those chairs.
01:24:48
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Yeah, some of them are cheaper though. Yeah, you can get the cheap ones but the cheap ones don't last. They're not a problem. Yeah. um I just need a chair that I can sit on for more than a little while before my ass starts to hurt me. Because like I'm, this is a wooden chair. And it's it's it's got paint on it and all that stuff. It's like a... Do you understand your ass?
01:25:17
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No, I'm sitting on a pillow, but the pillow doesn't really help when you sit here for hours on end. Like I've been, on I've been sitting here pretty much from, I started work because I work today. I started right around nine o'clock and I've been sitting here ever since with the exception of the one time I went to the store to go get food.
01:25:43
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So I've been in this little bitty office all day. My office is comfy. I could be comfy in here if I have a good chair. What I want to do is get me a recliner put in here, but there's not enough room. My desk is too big. I built it too big. I would be ah i't have to climb out of the chair like I was climbing out of a crib.
01:26:13
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said Yeah agreed I blame YouTube for for our show tonight I Just I just I just started listening and I just started listening just popped It's ridiculous No, I'm saying I'd like to get a recliner here like if I had a bigger room Mm-hmm. I would sit in a recliner
01:26:43
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Have you seen the scorpion desks? Scorpion desks? Yeah. Oh my gosh. They're so cool. They're like 10 grand.
01:26:56
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Let me see if I can find a picture because they literally look like a scorpion. um Here's a good decent picture one. I don't think they're called scorpion desks, but they literally look like you're sitting in a scorpion.
01:27:13
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did that I'm trying to find a decent picture. Do you remember when we watched Grandma's Boy? and and dude was When we watched Grandma's Boy, dude was sitting in that weird desk. It's kind of like those. It's kind of like those, but they're they you know obviously they've come a long way. They look like this. I'm actually bloating now. They look like this.
01:27:43
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How cool is that? But they're like 10 grand. Holy fuck. Right? I mean, they look cool. Don't get me wrong, but I just think it's... Well, it's it's mainly, it is with much like I could probably, it's mainly for gaming. But the nice thing about it is you're basically, you're sitting on a recliner and your screen,
01:28:11
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hovers And then when you want to get up, your screen actually raises hydraulically. And my thought was, like, the ultimate setup for me would be have, you know, you ever seen how foundries and stuff move heavy equipment around? They have like an I-beam with a roller skate on it. And do I want to do like that, but round roller coaster style beam so I can rotate my screen to anywhere.
01:28:40
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what was that I want to do you know how a roller coaster track is I still see I still don't I'm still not hearing you man it's so bad so weird it is so bad it's unimportant it's not a big deal turn your goddamn headphones please it's not as headphones as is internet It's not my headphones. It's the internet, man. The internet shit. Like even my phone, like my regular 5G connection. I have no connection in my house or even on my 5G phone. I live in an area that's called hog wallow. Oh yeah.
01:29:22
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it Well, we were talking about you getting that Starlink. It's about time. How much did you say that was a month? or Starlink?
01:29:36
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Really that much? Like, yo, talking to myself, how much does Starlink? Now, because you were talking about getting Starlink, you said it's like 120 bucks a month. Yeah, it's like 120 bucks for their standard package. Yeah, the roaming is 150.
01:29:59
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Now, if you put it on a boat, it's two fifty a month for fifty G, fifty gig or a thousand dollars for one terabyte. have a nice Damn.
01:30:13
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I guess when it's on a boat, it's different. That's for Connor. Hey, Connor, go fail your **** esonicity trade damn you be ruined or show yeah ah Is the TV too loud in the background? No, a little bit. It's not noticeable. I'll figure out how to turn this on. Oh, there we go. Officer's officially retiring to the house. who's but well Well, he got up at like four o'clock, four or five this morning. They were out hunting.
01:30:55
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It's their season up here, dummy. Oh yeah, I guess it is. Yeah, he's got Nikki's parents have about, I think she said 70 or 88 or something like that. And he's got a spot over here on the back side of the property. He's got his little deer stand and everything. He's also, he does a little, oh, 50. Yeah, I get it. I don't know where that goes.
01:31:22
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and by a little, I mean a lot. Yeah, a lot. Dude, I just looked up what Starlink cost in Mexico. It's like double. Fuck you, guys. Why can't we get that? Why can't we get that? I want that free internet that Elon Musk gave the Ethiopians. That's Starlink. He also gave it to the Ukrainians for the moment, too. Yeah.
01:31:49
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The problem with Starlink is, is you pay a subscription fee and it's got unlimited data for 120 bucks a month. Nice. I do hate that. Now roaming, for roaming it's 150 bucks a month, which with what Blaze and I were talking about, I think it'd be kind of cool. Yeah.
01:32:17
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I'm actually surprised. I turned my, I turned the wifi off. Um, and they live out here in the, in the boom docks. I am actually surprised that with my turning the wifi off, I have good enough service. on and Better connection. Better. Yeah. Much better connection. it hasn't What do you, what do you, yeah but what do you pay for your, your phone service? I don't know.
01:32:43
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See, because buying Mexico is weird. They have two different ways you can get a phone plan. You can get a phone plan that doesn't come with a plan. You just buy the phone and then you put credit on your phone. Yeah. And or you can get a plan. I have where I just put credit on my phone when I need it. 90% of the time I'm in the house. So I don't I can put $5 on my phone in the last week.
01:33:09
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struck by the way Oh,
01:33:13
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Okay and Yeah, I mean you could do that here it's the track bone Right it like a burn Yeah, I mean a lot of people do that I think I think companies like Originally, I don't know if that I mean, I'm sure a lot of companies still offer it but like cricket and um There's another one. I care Metro and whatnot. Those started out. Those were just those were just pay as you go. You know what I mean? Yeah, you you buy your quote unquote minutes or whatever like that and However minutes you want a month or that or whatever. Yeah No, I have I have normal
01:33:59
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Okay. There we go. That's what I was looking for. We'll go here. The funny thing is I've lived here so long. I still don't know how to put credit on my phone. I call my wife and I'm like, Hey, put $5 on my phone. I'm going to the store.
01:34:12
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ah still because you've done Well, the other way to do it is you go to, you can go to like the convenience store and buy it at the convenience store. And it's like, or I need X amount of money on my phone. but Or does this come back to conversation we've had in recent weeks?
01:34:29
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either you're dumb or you're lazy. And I'm going to go with lazy because I know you're not as dumb as you play off. Yeah, it comes down to like like, I can learn how to do it. But yeah, it comes down to like, I would have to connect my card to the fucking services. I can call my wife and get it done in three minutes, or I can take 20 minutes to set it up. just Just tell me the words I want to hear. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Say it. Say it. You're right, Glick. No.
01:34:58
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say it you never ever never never heard those words cross my lips oh but they have before say it in 34 say it look at look at you i ain't doing that to you now nobody's like i can uh you go to the uh convenience store when i go to oxo and and i'm like i need 50 pesos on my phone and they'll ask you if you want actual phone calls or you want data and data and data will last me a week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Tech & Neighborly Humor
01:35:32
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Cause your data, your data plan should, and that's, and that's how your normal phone plans, like when you go to T-Mobile spread Verizon, you you buy the data pack, your monthly data pack, but I mean, it's unlimited, whatever, you know, yeah but yeah, I mean, you want the data plan cause that's going to cover your,
01:35:50
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Text and phone calls and internet and in what not but like I very like I I maybe get credit on my phone once every two months and that's like if I'm If like if I tell the wife, hey, I'm going to Home Depot. Okay, put credit on your phone Just so before you buy something, let me know But if I'm going to the fucking store to pick up food for the day, she's like, yeah, call me when you back You know But yeah, I, but I'm in my house 90% of the time. Just let me know, Connor.
01:36:27
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I just saw that message. That's why. but but Yeah. It was like an hour ago. but but one of those things like or Yeah. No, it wasn't. It was like, twenty ten then I felt like an hour.
01:36:46
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was you guys cutting in and out the whole night? It feels like an hour. Oh, yeah. it's like a journal Earlier when you guys were saying, I know Jeff's cut out once or twice, but I was like, there's, there's, everybody's fine. I'm just meeting my mic. Yeah. Because places having places having the worst issue with internet.
01:37:08
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The wind's blow blowing left to right, and not right to left. So his internet's all fucking. Yeah, this this this is not gonna mean it's six this isn't going to be a six hour stream for me tonight. Well, it's going to be whatever I tell you it's going to be. I don't think so. Oh no, my internet went out permanently. Oh God. You get a WhatsApp? Oh, my internet died. Can't find a new gerbil.
01:37:38
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So speaking of gerbils, my neighbor, the neighbor lady, her kid has a pet rat and it escaped. And she's like, if it comes in your house, don't kill it. I'm like, yeah, right.
01:37:57
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I was like, if I see a rat in my house, I'm killing it. I don't care. This is not going to happen.
01:38:07
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now glyroy just talk about how good the internet was there we are ah i didn't i didn't increaseze i went and responded to message he's like what do to my father and i was like go be nothing yo but ie lord we lost Like we left we had to run into town so I could get some stuff We were only gone maybe 20 minutes before we left him and I were sitting here having a conversations he could see the TV fine and everything and then we got back and it was like he I'm like I told Nikki I was like he was sober when we left now he's fucking hammered right and and he sat here he had a few more drinks and took a hit off of a joke and uh I don't know like he you know he can barely keep his eyes open like the conversations were
01:39:00
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very <unk> him having a conversation with one sided. Yeah. And then like not even giving me a chance to respond, but answering to what he thought my response was going to be. And then he was like, ah like so how about them bears? Oh, OK. And then he's like, we can go inside and watch this. I was like, I'm going to have a few more beers and whatnot. Oh, you know, hang out here for a few.
01:39:29
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and then he's like, ah I'm going in. I'm I'm going. ah and He could like like I thought I was going to have to go help him in the house. He was like pumping into the car, pumped into the door. I'm like, I mean, you need a walker there, buddy? Yes. He's like, what did you do to my father? I'm a man. Ask him what he did to himself. He's 70 years old. He can do what he wants. okay I got two beers. Yeah. You know, I got two beers.
01:40:00
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ah same mother might The neighbor lady stopped me on the way to the store today. She's like, hey, my my kids rat got loose. If it goes in your house, don't kill it. I said, trust me, if there's a rat in my house. I'm killing it. I don't care. He's like, I'm hungry. No, because because the problem with like my sister had a hamster. My sister got a hamster when she was like 15 and we didn't realize it was pregnant and one hamster become 27.
01:40:29
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Well, yeah. in that Just like, just like, can I get a description of said rat so I don't confuse him with the other rats that already live in my house? Just a demolition man. These are rat burgers.
01:40:45
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yeah You see taste like chicken.
01:40:57
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No, and she was like, you know don't kill it because I'm like, it's a rat. There's like 5 billion of them. I think she'll be fine. But that one's a precious one. Yeah, that one's going to be dead. mix It ends up in my house. What is that? on What is Glick? What is that? He's responding to a message so his camera freezes when he does it. Oh, man. He's just got a weird face. It's just how he looks.
01:41:29
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Come on, why won't that? Oh, fuck you, internet. There you go. I was gonna do a... I was gonna try to get that. There we go. I'm trying to find out how much the scorpion disc cost. What's that? That scorpion disc?
01:41:52
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ah They're $528 for the cheapest one. I see two glicks. Yeah. yeah The apocalypse is gone since they're more than one flick. Double the glick. Double your pleasure, bitches.
01:42:15
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Two times the glicks, baby. I removed it, but it's still there. Hold up. Yeah. Weird. You know what I don't like? You know what I don't like? Because I've never really done done this on my phone before. I don't like that I can't go like full screen on my phone. You know what I mean? Like if I rotate sideways, it looks all weird. Yeah. And it like chops off and everything. And I can't go like full screen.
Gaming Gear and Celebrity Jobs
01:42:47
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But the green room, it looks better. Like below our screen, it looks better than it does on where everybody can see it. So weird.
01:42:57
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So, I'm on our YouTube channel studio because I was going to update a couple of my thumbnails. I can't even do that right now. Yeah. We can't do anything on YouTube. Except fucking put my, never mind.
01:43:11
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my bills Columbus Brewing Company. Currently, we cannot do and Columbus Brewing Company. I don't know. That's not, that's in Columbus. You think?
01:43:28
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Yeah, we can't do anything uh on youtube right now, and I think that goes until monday maybe tuesday I'm creating a backup nonsense and chill channel. I'm gonna stream today God don't do that. They specifically sent in all caps If you try to circumvent this by creating a new channel, it was it will cause um a permanent man. Really? Yes. Wow. So when allow as long as I start it, start doing it after the strike is over. Right. Okay. Yeah. You've had a circle that circumcise the time out that we're in.
01:44:21
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by creating a new channel that it'll that it'll both channels will get permanent back in any band or any channels that we try to add make again that associates with it will be it will result in a permanent band so I'll Yeah. Cause I was like, well, I have, I have another YouTube channel, my personal channel. I'll just go put the show on there. And then I read that. No, just I'm not taking any, I'm not taking any chances. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's not a risk we're willing to take. But how would they know? Exact same content on another channel. Yeah. Be right back.
01:45:05
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All right. I was going to say, is it from like maybe it's kind this the the code coming from the stream? yard I was like, I got a stream card we can use. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things is like, do you really want to risk it?
01:45:21
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Or we can just wait. What's that? i said It's one of those things like, do you really want to risk it? you know So I checked the price of that gaming.
01:45:34
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Scorpion chair. The cheapest one is $5,500. I did hear a single thing you said the last few seconds. That's okay. I was just saying it's a ridiculous price for that chair. And it wouldn't fit in here anyways.
01:46:00
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Oh, I'm fucking exhausted. I don't know if we're gonna go the full six hours tonight. I don't, I don't think I'm gonna. Just because, well, with everybody in and out and your internet fucking up, I'm not gonna sit here by myself. I swear, every time I go to take a picture, the one little bar I had, it pops back up and goes away. Right? Fucking ridiculous, man. You're ridiculous.
01:46:34
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I, am um, the last week I went ahead and watched all three of the Friday movies. I totally forgot the third one was a Christmas movie too. So when I watched that last night, I was like, nice. ah watched that's right hollywood is it I and I finished up with the last Friday. I was like, oh dude, we were still having conversations like three o'clock in the morning years. I got it. It's done. I'm like, dude, I'm going to bed. I was up till five. I was up till five.
01:47:02
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I could not go to sleep. I had ate all those gummies and then I didn't because I ate all those gummies, I didn't. Helps me sleep, right? Yeah, I was I was up to about five and I got up at like. 10 something this morning, so I'm not going to lie. I'm feeling pretty peckish, pretty tired. I uh last night we got done with the show last night and I was like, I'm going to watch a little TV and I watched.
01:47:31
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I uploaded the WTF news to Zencaster and then I went upstairs and I started watching Mayans MC. And it's, I just can't get into it. This is like the third time I've started it. It's not as good. It's not as good. And from what I understand, nothing ever goes right for the Mayans. When I look back at watching the sons of, was it anarchy?
01:47:59
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i um I Remember enjoying it and then I tried watching it again. I was like, I don't know what it was. I liked about this show oh i i still I just I'm I'm I'm not halfway through season seven again.
01:48:13
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thing
01:48:16
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I Just thought that one stupid I just yeah, well if You know the whole thing is based on Hamlet yeah it was also written by up i on every time this got there
01:48:32
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um yeah it was also written by um he refuses to watch it he's not missing he's not missing much like i mean if if you want to i mean it's just Oh, speaking of shows, yeah like um they are rebooting scrubs.
01:49:01
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oh finally and ah So I watched that show on Peacock hysteria. That was really good. but she's good bru blaze I to get you a couple of reviews. And then Nikki and I just started watching on Hulu, Gratescary.
01:49:20
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She, we watched the first episode. She's like, yeah, I'm not, I'm not going to want to watch it. She can watch it. And that shows why. What is it called? It's got, uh, nevermind. You got grotesquely. It's got Travis Kelsey in it. Yeah. It's got Travis, uh, Taylor flipped in it. Travis slipped in it. So I'm at the new scrubs. I, I, I, all I heard was there's a new scrubs called testing.
01:49:50
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buty Yeah, it's it's an FX show. Yeah, it's on Hulu. Well, it's on Disney here. Well, Disney, Hulu owns the Disney streaming. Yeah. monitor But I saw i saw the the poster for it. and And I wasn't sure if it's any good.
01:50:16
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it's it's It's about a serial killer. pretty graphic pretty pretty crazy uh it's like it's about a serial killer and then it i don't know it's it's there's a lot going on it's but it's it's good i i got a simple he's gonna uh a review for that and i want to send him a review for hysteria hysteria wound up being really good i'm ready for season two um but they will Please I gotta I gotta be honest with you last night. I was listening to your your message. We started chatting a little bit You guys got done I'm laying down the bed and I'm listening to it the next thing I know I'm waking up three hours later with my phone still in my hand Passed out Nicki's passed out the sideways. I had to like roll over plug my phone in I was like, yeah, sorry, please I
01:51:12
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if nice you move I got off work yesterday.
01:51:21
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Dude, I didn't even think I was tired, man. um right I knew Nicky was tired, so we went and laid down. And I was watching one of my new shows that I've been watching is Joe Kinda, Homicide Hunter. He's this homicide detective out of Colorado.
01:51:37
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that's solved over like or he's solved over like 400 murders in his career. Like the guy is like one of the best homicide detectives in the country. And he's written a few books and he's got three or four telephones. No, no, he's a real life detective. He's a real life detective. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, he's a real life. Joe Kinda.
01:52:03
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ah so i was watching after talking to blaze and he sent me a message i'm listening i woke up because i woke up a couple hours later my phone was still in my hand but i was like what day is it what year is it like right i think i'm out of the hay is like Oh, where am I at? How do they know which way we're going? Whose bed is this? Why is there blood all over the place?
01:52:39
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yeah
01:52:42
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I didn't drink anything last night or anything. we I picked Nick up to work and we went we had to do some Christmas shopping. So we went and did some Christmas shopping and went to dinner and came home. and I uh I played uh Call of Duty for a little bit. Maybe an hour with that. Walked in my dailies and **** like that and I was like, well, buy it low key Friday night. Speaking of movies, Glick, you should watch that judgment that we watched last night. It was actually really good. It's always dr so like you're just over like 20 minutes. like
01:53:25
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you it was like twenty seven yeah regardless but like It was way better than a drastic world accident.
01:53:35
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dras it up No, but the the one we watched last night? never been Plot holes you could drove a fucking semi truck through.
01:53:48
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like to the point where we finished it when we refused. Are you expert on cinema, Jeff? Can you make... I am on Friday nights. You just played one on Friday nights. No, but I played one on Friday nights. No, in all seriousness, if you watch that track, like we finished Jurassic Park Aspect and we were like, wait a minute, what just happened?
01:54:16
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Wait, that was it? I can promise you I won't. I can promise you I won't watch it. I've only seen movies. The Judgement Day, though, is good. I've seen the Earth, Grass & Park movies. And then I've seen bits and pieces of the first one with Chris Pratt and the new generation. Yeah. Not a fan of the Grass & Park movies. If you don't like Grass & Park movies, you will not like this fucking fan-made film. I'm just saying. Yeah.
01:54:46
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I'll just check my um fan I love fan made movies. I've watched a ton of them on YouTube from horror movies, superhero movies. There's been a few action movies that I've watched. Well, that Batman and Beyond that that no i get one was good too.
01:55:04
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there is that so There's actually a couple Power Ranger ones out there that are pretty long. There's one that's like 40-something minutes long. I thought about doing it just so we can make fun of Power Rangers. Well, you know, Glick got me hooked on the the thursday you the YouTube Scooby-Doo show. What's that? There's a YouTube series that's Scooby-Doo.
01:55:30
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and it was right. It was actually really good. Scooby Doo YouTube series. but fan ma manmate is The if I have to check. There's yeah. ah there There is there is one of those fan made. There's one of those fan made Power Rangers movies that's really **** good. There's one that has um the original Green Rangers. I Jason David Frank.
01:55:57
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he's in it and it's got a bunch of the other uh actual power rangers from the tv series in it and it's fucking amazing it's it was done by um you ever heard of bat in the sun they do the superhero beatdowns no no i haven't um you have to check out that bat in the sun they do like superhero beatdowns and they'll be like wolverine versus predator But they announce who they're gonna have go against each other and the fans get to vote on who would win And then it's a live action. They have people who come in and it's a live action fight They have like Tommy the Green Ranger versus Scorpion or something like that and one of them. What's it called? But used to bat in the Sun
01:56:47
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whilst suppli by I sent you i sent you a like mysteries incorporated YouTube channel plays Okay, but it's actually really good. There's okay ah There's one that's got Jason David Frank in it he's like the White dragon use or but he's a bad guy that basically takes over the world I was never a big Power Rangers guy.
01:57:22
Speaker
But for for being a Power Rangers movie, whether you're a fan or not, it's actually a good fucking martial arts action movie. Okay. to know So, you don't have to be a Power Rangers fan to enjoy it. There's a couple of them out there. It's like 400 different powers.
01:57:42
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Ooh, I'm not mad at that. stars like There's like Batman versus stuff. There's Batman versus Darth Vader. I think Vader's got that one. Superman and Batman versus Darth Vader. Oh, that sounds like a cool one. Yeah. Unfortunately, these things are not common. Wait, hold on. Let me check to see if they're creative clients. I was gonna say, I don't know what they are.
01:58:11
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excited They are not. They're what? and first Creative Commons. So when they're Creative Commons, we can actually show it on the show and not get struck. Yeah, Creative Commons is open. It's like there's no copyright. Yeah. It's like last night when we did our double feature, we aired two movies. They were both fan made films, both Creative Commons. So there's no copyright. Yeah, so we actually share ah shared them ah live and shit.
01:58:43
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um Well, with that being said, gentlemen, let's take a real quick break so I can stretch my legs. We're going to do another James Luker, because why not? We're going to go with James Luker's boots, and we'll be right back.
02:02:14
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Yeah, that was James Luker's Moods. Good song. Yes. Don't forget everybody, bio dot.link slash nonsensical network for all the things we do and say and see.
02:02:32
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You can find all our links to all our stuff including the link to our merch line non sensible dash nonsense dot my spread shop calm and spread us on you I Am fucking tired already I Usually I usually have more than one energy drink and I only bought one like an asshole so I'm like lethargic I There's a, there's a big word. Check the private chat. Wait, did I, did that even go through? Is that private chat's not going through? Uh, you just sent it? Yeah, I just got that. I don't, I can't, what? Uh, I fucking hate this shit. What's that? Uh, I'm actually less than you on what's up, so we'll go through.
02:03:26
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okay
02:03:30
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uh if i can spell um but yeah i was gonna say something i forgot what i was gonna say no i um i started doing clips uh i have to finish them but i started figuring out clips for friday i got uh what i'm doing is i'm watching the movie and I'm writing down clips that I want to get, then I'll go through and make the clips. Uh, I have four already. I have been, what I've been doing lately is I've been watching a lot of, well, I've been, I've started watching stoner flicks again, a lot of the old ones. Some ones I haven't probably seen yet. I'll probably get onto those, but, uh, cause our rating system, I want to find some sound clips to add to them. But I want them to be picked
02:04:28
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are chosen wisely. So it's not going to be something that's going to happen overnight. You know what you need for one of the sound clips for the the the um for like when we ranked number one like one leaf. You know around in the 74 Baptist Church, we call it drugs and sinus and stan. I didn't hear you.
02:04:55
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ah Bernie Mac. Bernie Mac in in Friday. Oh, that is in a stands in. Oh, yeah, I already got so I have one clip from the second movie. So I'm not going to pull more. I'm not going to pull. Understood. Understood. From franchises. That's just seems lazy. No, I get that. Oh, my part. Oh, man. But back.
02:05:27
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So yeah this chair I know what I was thinking I want to go get like a ah super comfy lawn chair. Did you look at the price of that scorpion desk? Yeah, I mentioned it four times but you couldn't hear it. $5,595 for the cheapest one.
02:05:51
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It's it's in ridiculous. A few years ago, there was a picture floating around the internet of like these custom couches like a gorilla. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently that caught on and somebody actually started manufacturing them. Really? So you can actually buy one. Yeah. and They're not cheap, though. They are not cheap.
02:06:17
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Well, you know, they're cool as fuck though. There's all sorts of those AI beds. And a I found something that was like AI coffee makers, but they were, they were hot rods. So it's like, it's a 32 Ford doing a wheelie, but it pours out coffee out of the oil drain. And I was like, that's awesome. Um, but yeah, a lot of those things you see that are AI generated, people are like, I want
AI and Technology Speculations
02:06:43
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one. And they're like, yeah, it's not real, dude.
02:06:48
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Give it time. or as Well, give it time. AI will be writing its own software and and building its own hardware. and You can do that now. There's there's a couple of AIs that you can use to design and build your own website or app. And enslaving the human race. Well, I mean, Jeff is pretty close. Jeff is pretty close to artificial intelligence. I am.
02:07:15
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But first and foremost, nobody has ever used Jeff and intelligence in the same sentence. So he said artificial unintelligent. There's a difference. but
02:07:29
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I'm artificially stupid. Well, that's pretty organic. You're stupid. yeah Apparently, you know, OK, we talked about the Tesla robots that you can buy. You people are buying them already.
02:07:46
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What's that? The Tesla robots? The Tesla robots? People are buying them. I didn't know Tesla robots were available. You didn't see that? Well, I saw a console.
02:08:04
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What's that? um If I'm going to buy a robot, um number five or I a robot from real steel atom, The boxing robot. I like Rosie. Rosie from the Jetsons. Jeff would try to fuck her just so you know. yeah start me with a good time Keep your dick out of my Rosie.
02:08:33
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ah' make a good time buddy out um
02:08:40
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No. Blaze walks up. Blaze walks up and big slappers you right in the mouth. Keep your dick out of my rosy. Yeah. Hey. ah But yeah. I want to. Apparently, one of the Kardashians. I want those boxing robots. What, like rock'em sock'em robots? I don't know. Have you ever seen a movie real steel with ah with. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:09:10
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Yeah, I would I want one of those Yeah, one of those where you can like Adam and where he was the boxer in his movements Were controlling Adam like I want one of those that'd be fucking badass Yeah, look place people were buying them and use them That's just a picture. Yeah, I don't think that's a real Yeah No, but no, I think you should do one of the Kardashians bought one I don't care about the Kardashians. Yeah, you better double check that. They probably fucking have somebody hired that's in a robot costume survey, and that's how rich yeah understand but they they probably made somebody wear a robot costume. like At least be cool but it i'm super costume and Does this make it look like a futuristic game? Right?
02:10:05
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Oh, look. Check this out. How do you know? That's what Connor's life does to him. Can you do this? I love you. You don't want to do that? Okay. What should we do?
02:10:19
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gotta hope the muches cooper run i lost so Oh, you are Hawaiian. Okay.
02:10:31
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um still going rock paper scissors oh raise the yeah
02:10:40
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So she's got so much money and she can't figure out what to do with a robot. Bitch, go get me something. Right? I'd be like, go get me a beer. Go walk the dog. Go clean the house. Go get Mike. Do something fucking deep. Fuck you. I'm the first ever AI TikTok robot. I'm raising a man job.
02:11:01
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Beep, beep, boop, boop. Beep, beep, boop, boop. That's racially insensitive on robots. I don't think they all sound like that, Blaze. Good. Oh, robots looking sound the same. According to Blaze.
02:11:22
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You're a robot. That's robicism. Yeah. You're a robot, Miss. humans. blazes All the good robots, the dead robots, you son of a bitch. We all spin your trying but don't like your kind around here, big boy. Oil bored you. Dude, the first, if I got, if I were to buy all those Tesla robots, I would attach it to a lawnmower and go cut the grass, bitch. Go, go. I'm not doing it. Just like that. I ain't got no grass.
02:12:02
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Oh god, you know Jeff ever my fucking if i bought a test a robot that motherfucker might better be able to fucking trim weed Like that is the worst part of harvesting if I can have a robot you just trim the weed ah be Well, you know, you know Snoop Dogg's got a guy that literally just rolls joints He's got a guy that grows his own shit. got Yeah. Yeah, he's did you did you see? Duke was on a a while back And I was telling Stu that he could roll a blunt faster than him. And he was like, okay, what like let's go ahead. And he got everything out. And he was like, didn't win. And the kid was like, somebody gonna like turn to his head and said, get a stopwatch quick and turn back around. And he was done. And it was like, he was like, what the fuck just happened? And his co-host was like,
02:12:53
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Yo, he just like, like now had that shit done. It was smoking it in the blink of an eye. Like it happened so fast. And it was a big, like it was a, it was a blunt. Like it wasn't a joint. It was a blunt. Oh my God. Damn. smooth Call me blood daddy. I don't think he needs anybody to roll. No, cause was somebody asked him about having a guy, he gets like 70 grand a year to roll joints.
02:13:22
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Fuck, I can do that. I'll learn. I mean, Snoop smokes like fucking around the clock. If he's awake, he's smoking. Yeah, and that's the thing. It's like, i but once again, I'll take that job. I mean, like, you would need somebody to roll your joints if you're smoking that much and you want to make sure you can. Yeah, but like, the dude could literally quickly do the math on how many joints takes Snoop for the day and roll 50 of them.
02:13:51
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and be like, okay, I'm taking the day off. Here's 50. Gross. You don't want to have like still joints, man. fuck that Okay. yeah know Also, also Jesus Christ. does If you do imagine your sleep, smoke fifty once a day or going. Holy shit. Long time. you have like Could even have like 50% of of one.
02:14:23
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but i goes to brian hey i brian I don't, I don't do blunts cause I don't like the tobacco, but I will do joints and hog leg joint. I don't know what that means.
02:14:41
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big fat fucking like thumb size fucking joints. So, earth wise. and So, uh, rolling, take, take like six rolling papers and stick them together and roll the big ass fucking. So, 50 joints is a child's play to snoop. It's estimated that he smokes up to 150 joints a day. He what? It's estimated the snoop smokes up 150 joints a day.
02:15:12
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How much weed is in each one of those joints? I don't know, but that's a lot, dude. 75, roughly, 75 to 150 a day. But how much weed is in a joint? How many pounds of weed does it smoke? All of them.
02:15:31
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i would think so so whats but i you stay let's just say let's just say for instance we're doing split mass yeah ah tail a joint lays and out there's an ounce of wheat sixteen sixteen joins up look so a man a hundred yeah 75 to 150 a day and a normal a normal joint is about Like a pinner is like a half a gram. A normal joist is about a gram to a gram and a half. I don't know what a gram is to the equivalent of an ounce. There's 28 grams in an ounce.
02:16:13
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That's what I was saying. I'm just showing numbers. I don't know nothing about. Oh, I can, when it comes to math and weed, man, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a savant. No, I'm joking.
02:16:24
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I suck at math. Okay. So there's 28, there's 28 grams in an ounce. Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Okay. yeah So that, that would be the equivalence of, uh,
02:16:52
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Oh, pick six for dog. You get about you can get 28 out of an ounce. You can get 28 decent joints. Proximally, I was gonna say over 50k a year. Rolled once.
02:17:10
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da
02:17:16
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Doesn't say how much but
02:17:19
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But, uh, man, I think we just lost lick again. His, his roller says since she started working for him, it has twisted over 450,000 blunts in 2016. See, and that's the, see, that's the thing. A joint and a one's different. Usually a blunt's got a of the 75 to 150 joints a day. Joints, but I thought he was more, I don't know. He probably smokes both.
02:17:50
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That's probably just as the he like, oh wait, does this got weed in it? I'll smoke it. Like how much weed do you smoke all of it? Yeah. you Well, you know, the answer to everything is 42.
02:18:08
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That's a lot, dude. What's a lot? 75 so his official roller says since she started in 2016 She's rolled roughly four hundred and four hundred and fifty thousand blunts Since 2016 for snoop. Yeah. Well, that's what I was saying. He smokes a couple. he That's what I was saying before it got cut off And Jeff don't forget it is Saturday night drop that link again
02:18:40
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Yeah. I'm trying to say it. He roughly, roughly smokes about six ounces a day. Give him a take, you know, based off of, based off of blazes, man, is that, and as a guy who doesn't know six ounces of weed sounds like a lot. That's a lot. No, that is not a lot. That is a lot. I mean, that's, that's like a quarter. now like or no No lie. I would have a hard time smoking an ounce a day. I'm i'm usually about.
02:19:10
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A couple grams a day. That's just light. I used to smoke. Yeah, yeah. you yeah i mean that's that's what i'm saying like there's sixteen ounces in a po you're smoking a lot of fucking so i just did the math you know years got a that's just gotta to be some weird crazy estimation that's got to be an overestimation here that's fifty six
02:19:44
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I just don't see how you can smoke that much. I'm not saying like the amount of weed, but just like repetitively smoking joint joint joint joint. That's like, that's like what you're doing. And I bet he's not even like, I bet he's not even like finishing the entire fucking joint. Well, this is, uh, once again, this is a picture of like a couple of them that he just kind of left on the table.
02:20:14
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So they don't look very big. Oh, yeah he's not smoking the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't smoke them all the way down to the Zingers. So as hadison as as the resident as a resident music guru and the host of a music show, I'll i'll reach out and I'll be Snoop on the show and i' be like, yeah, why? The Ouija store. And as the resident guru, the hothead runner can join you.
02:20:44
Speaker
That's a lot of fucking weed. Like, losing joke to put that into context, Blaze, you used to smoke cigarettes. How would, comparing a joint to a cigarette, roughly about the same weight, right? No. There's more tobacco in a cigarette than there will. Yeah, I think there's more.
02:21:08
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yeah say I think, I think, I think, uh, I think there's definitely more because they, they pack it in there. I mean, I've seen that like, I don't smoke weed, but i've I've known a lot of people I do. And they're not like, you're not hacking it in there. Like trying to get as much as you possibly can into it. They do so a joint. Yeah. Joints not packed like a cigarette. like we're to do that they Like half a cigarette would be a joint that amount of tobacco.
02:21:37
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yeah Yeah. Yeah. Okay. so
02:21:42
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Like how much tobacco is in a pack? I roughly smoke 25 cigarettes a day. So I would be smoking 50 joints a day. I'm not even touching smooth. Oh, there is one point. You spoke 25 cigarettes a day. like um like it's nicotine is I want to know how much tobacco. There's 25, 25 cigarettes in a pack. How many grams?
02:22:08
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I bet one of those. You already have the answer. I just don't hear you.
02:22:15
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but And that's, that's like, I bought these at the, at the store today because that's all they had. And these are 20, but they're 100. That's a normal bag of cigarettes. Yeah. How many grams of tobacco is in a cigarette? That's a good question.
02:22:34
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I'm trying to look that up. It's only showing me how much nicotine is. And I don't want to know how much nicotine. ah Okay. So it says about 75 grams, 0.75 grams in a cigarette and a hand roll and a hand roll. That's going to be a lot looser. Yeah. A lot. unlessly Unless you have 0.75.
02:23:05
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unless you buy the filtered cigarettes and you have the cigarette machine and then it does okay here's here's something in in 20 cigarettes there's about 19 grams of tobacco it's your in 20 cigarettes so not even a gram of cigarettes right
02:23:33
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ah you
02:23:37
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yeah again as a so Yeah, it's a little bit less than a gram per cigarette And you're not you're you're saying that that if you're gonna you wouldn't make a cigarette size joint Like not that much but no i would No, I would I would I would know it's you know, I would smoke a gram joint. That's about yeah so so yeah, so if I were fuion i your my cigarettes for weed I would be smoking about 19 grams of weed a day now. And that's at 20 cigarettes. That's not even a full ounce though. Right. You're about eight joints shy of a full ounce. Yeah. So you're talking 150. God damn this internet. It's a lot of weed.
02:24:31
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I wonder how much money he spends on weed.
02:24:35
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Oh, I think he probably doesn't spend any time. He spends money on a grow up. Well, okay. So. Yeah. Plus you also have to remember there's a lot of. Yeah. Snoop Dogg's not a person that goes to the store. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Because you also have like the the Snoop Dogg, like brand there's like Snoop branded beef.
02:25:02
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Yeah. But according to the math done by Redditors, the amount of money that Snoop spends on weed a year is about $582,400 a year.
02:25:22
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I can think of a lot more things I could do than buy weed for $580,000. There is a blunt roller. and you have to buy it. Imagine the movie. Right. It's it's so. And all the robots I can fuck. There is a God, I can't remember how much this joint was, but it's thousands and thousands of dollars. But this joint, it's a full size cigar. It's all rolled with cannabis leaves. OK. I think I'm frozen. I don't know what's going on. I don't know where I'm. I don't know if I'm talking over somebody. yeah
02:26:01
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No, no, you're good. We're sitting here listening. I don't know. I don't even know if you guys are talking to me or what's going on. What's
02:26:17
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Smoke a bowl. Calm down. We were listening to you talk about the ah cigar. I know, but I started to get into all the circles. So I didn't know what was going on.
02:26:28
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I actually found the joint you're speaking of. Show a picture of it. It's probably easier. The world's most expensive joint is $24,000. Yeah.
02:26:42
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do take or a horn of plenty of port thousandton all hair That's a that's a cornucopia of cannabis. It's literally a cornucopia. Happy Thanksgiving. boo i'll look I look at that and I get high. Good God.
02:27:01
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I look at that and see a challenge. A challenge failed, but I'll still take the challenge. It's 28 centimeters long. Oh no, that's not it. You talking about your dick? I wish it was 28 centimeters.
02:27:22
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I'll take it. Oh, Blaze, I found your Christmas present, buddy. Check this out. The cannabis dispensaries sells this. They call it the big ass joint. and know It's 10 grand.
02:27:42
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gar but
02:27:47
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Look up the the big the big party roll cone. party raw foam. Mm hmm.
02:28:02
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Oh, shit. So the dispensary we worked at every Christmas, we'd have a party, and we'd always fill one of those up and pass it around. How much is it? They're not that. I think it's like 20 bucks. You can also get gold paper.
02:28:23
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You can get gold rolling 24 24 karat gold rolling paper. It's like one or two sheets in the whole thing and it's like 20 bucks. Jesus.
02:28:38
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They got a 24 inch or two. Mm hmm.
02:28:45
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The one I was showing was the 12 incher. This is a 24 incher. It doesn't have a price. I can't get it here, apparently. Not in Mexico. No. In Mexico, we use newspaper. Same shit. Use newspaper. I use the fucking empty, the empty pages of the Bible before. Nice. Yeah. Not the regular pages because they have ink on it. You don't want to smoke the ink.
02:29:15
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No. But Jesus made sure there was rolling papers in his book for us. I can't believe that $24,000 for a joint dude. That's insane. Yeah. Oh yeah. Here's a lot of money in fucking weed.
02:29:38
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It's like the green rush going on. yeah kentucky good Kentucky goes legal for medical starting on the first. Woo hoo. Finally. Yeah. The headshot that I like to go to, therere they're doing, it's a Kentucky doing a lottery system. So businesses have to pay for a lottery, you know, and they do the drawing on the 15th.
02:30:00
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ah I think this month here, yeah, in about a week. And and I'm hoping they get it. I hope i hope hope they get it. How many are getting it? Is it just one? Because I already go there and I like them. and I don't want to have to go there. No, no. I mean, when it comes to the lottery, I think there's five slots available. and or like There's so many. there So the statewide, they're only going to allow so many places to sell weed.
02:30:25
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right that what i was wondering i'm gonna eat too much So you can buy for $2,000 a lotto, your place in the lotto for each business that you own. Okay.
02:30:36
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Yeah, but see, this is, it's businesses like gas stations too that are thrown in. So this is blowing my mind. I don't know what they're doing. Yeah, that, I don't think that'll work. Yeah, I don't. So like, what do I go on there with my medical card into a gas station? Like I'll tell you what, I just, I see that, I see that getting abused. Well, they card you, it was just like blood. Well, no. Same thing with prohibition when it came to alcohol.
02:31:06
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and Maybe not in Kentucky, but I'm just talking in general. What's that? Uh, like a, like a lottery for license. I don't know. I'm not sure. They might. I wonder, I wonder if they did that because like maybe when, when, when we came out of prohibition, so they can, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As opposed to just go, they were like, well, we're going to roll it out
Marijuana Legislation
02:31:30
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slowly. Kind of thinking, which, which actually makes sense. Like the difference is.
02:31:36
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Like you go to states like Colorado or Oregon or California, the head medical dispensaries before they went wreck, you can go to a dispensary and they were, they were easy to find Kentucky. I don't think, I think it's going to be hard to find. You have to like look these places up into some random gas station somewhere. I just, I don't know, man. So Bob's trailer. Yeah. Go to fucking the barbecue shack to fucking get some ribs. Oh yeah. we want to reba too You know what would be a really good business? And to get it legalized would be a huge fan, but a mobile weed dealer. Like uber Uber Weed. So they were doing weed deliveries and Oregon was starting to pass laws, so allow for weed delivery. Yeah, because like, I mean, you just add it to DoorDash.
02:32:27
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Yeah, there's an app, something like that. It's just for weed. Yeah. I mean, I have that now, but I just have to call one guy and he shows up at the door. You want the high, mediums, lows. I just don't think it's legal.
02:32:44
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But he shows up at a different car each time. I thought, I thought Mexico legalized or decriminalize it or it. They decriminalized it, but it's, it's still like, there's no dispensaries, but if you get caught with it, they're like, all right, yeah go inside you know, That's not bad. But it's, it's one of those things. It's like, you still don't want to get caught cause it's Mexico, you know?
02:33:11
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But it's one of those things is like, ah you know, I don't smoke. My wife does. And, and she'll call a guy and he'll come here and she'll be like, Hey, my guy's at the gate and I'll go out the gate, sit in his car for two minutes, shoot the shit and he'll hand me a baggie. And I hand him cash. All right, buddy. We'll see you later. And now I go back in house. Have you ever actually seen Mexican brickweed? No. Okay. When I lived in Arizona, my plug, he got his shit from California.
02:33:41
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So I, you know, but one of my buddies, he would get his stuff from some other dude that it gave from Mexico and the shit was compressed. We were sitting there one time and he's fucking breaking a chunk off, putting it in his plastic grinder. I swear to God, the fucking teeth broke. Oh yeah. I was like, I'm sitting there grinding mine. I'm like, you got some problems, dude. You want some?
02:34:08
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Dude, you know, speaking of grinders, uh, I was looking, there's a, there's a, uh, one of the malls I go to, they have like craft section where like you set up a table with the stuff you made and where there's a couple of guys there. They, they've, uh, they got like 57 different grinders you can get. Yeah. And I bought my wife one, it's Darth Vader in his head grinds.
02:34:34
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his head comes off, you put the weed in there and you grind his head. i've seen Yeah, there's a lot of different grinds. She's got a she's got a ah bong that's baby Yoda. Okay, that's cool. Yeah, it's actually, it's it's weird because the the baby Yoda is made out of rubber.
02:34:57
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It's like a rubberized, like, and it's a water bomb. His head comes off, you put water in and then you put his head back on and then it's got a glass pipette that you put your weed in and then, you know, but it's dope.
02:35:11
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And there's all sorts of stuff on, on Thingiverse there. You can 3d print bombs and stuff. I was just going to say that. I was like, but dude, you can like three pro, I'm going to clean up. So I got like 50 of them saved because my wife is a huge Hello Kitty nut. And I found a Hello Kitty bong that I want to make. The head unscrews and you put the water in. Why would you unscrew it? So you put the water in and you can clean it out.
02:35:41
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Oh, okay. I can see it. The head unscrews and then he's holding. Let me see. If the bong is designed right, you don't have to take it apart. No, no, no, but it's because it's decorative. Unless it's like a recycler. It's decorative.
02:36:00
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So like it's it's he's holding what looks like a flower pot, but you put your little glass piece in there that you can put your weed in. Yeah. Yeah. And then in the back of it looks like it's got a straw in the back, but instead of sprues, you put the water in and then, you know, i do your own things that's interesting. Yeah. I'll send you a couple links. Um, but yeah, there, the, the ingenuity behind the things people, like I saw a, you know, the glass pipes you can buy. Mm-hmm.
02:36:30
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I saw a guy, he took a pickle Rick. like it it's um okay it's like ah It's almost like a dog chew, pickle Rick, but inside the dog chew is glass and it's a pipe. yeah if it I had a yeah had a buddy in Oregon, he hand blows glass. He's got some great shit too, like expends like thousands of dollars of shit. it He also did, he he doesn't, he also,
02:36:58
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does other things besides like weed paraphernalia, like he does glass urns. You can get a hand-made glass urn and he'll send it to the customer. i just want to be blood Like with the temporary sealant. He'll send it to the customer. They'll put the ashes in it. They'll seal it, send it back to him. He'll seal it permanently with the fire and then he'll send it back to the customer. If I ever do the whole urn thing,
02:37:28
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I don't want something that can break, ever. Because with that if if like if I was going to be put in an urn, I don't want anything, I don't want to be put in anything that can break. So, okay. No, no, I'm not like, like I said, this is high in glass blowing. Oh no, I get it. Like he'll make a bone. Like it's thick. Like you drop this long. It ain't going to break. oh Yeah. Like when you're talking like high in glass blowing for shit like that, it's very expensive glass and it's thick too. Granted, there is still a chance it can break, but yeah, but it's one of those things. Like I don't want to take the chance because like I won't even have glass dishes.
02:38:05
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because I'll break it. I'll drop the fucker and break it. Are you one of those adults that use plastic plastic? Oh, fuck yeah. You like my plastic dishes like you read about. You don't even own dishes of any sort. That's why he's always drinking out of a fucking two liter bottle or pouring it into another can. Or he makes spaghetti in a fucking mixing mixing bucket. He doesn't know much of a fucking rick from trailer park boys who fucking cuts the bottom of a two later off with a cut
02:38:40
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02:43:04
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02:43:11
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I also got the Ether Bunny Spring Edition. Yes. I used to use that on Glick a lot. You probably punched her a lot too. Make sure you didn't get pregnant.
02:43:29
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There's a reason why I didn't. I don't have kids. I'm just saying. He said, we're playing on awkward dates. I know there's something good that's part of getting passed out on flights of stairs. attach I saw that the other day on on an Instagram and I was like, oh, saving this. This is genius.
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02:44:33
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I can't breathe good. breathe good. Jesus.
02:44:41
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I don't know why. I feel pregnant. I had that right. i seen I've seen other commercials where like are fake commercials, of course, where the dude punches the woman. And I know that's so bad, but I laugh all the time. Yeah, I can't help but laugh because yeah like we all have kids. We've all heard that. I'm pregnant again. ahsh but but projects It's a very effective birth control. I'm just saying. It's the only way long enough is going to be the only form of legal abortion. Yeah, that's. Well, I can't wait until January six when Trump takes over and we take all the women's rights. No rights for women goes back to the fifties. You can't vote no more. You can't work. You can't sass your husband to his lip off. You're going to get the old what for.
02:45:35
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Thank god for Trump. Speaking of the know what for? I almost said Hawk two of it. yeah Apparently the Hawk two of girls like in some fucking legal issues. Oh, yeah. So her people decided to do this fucking very good scheme where they basically stole millions of dollars for people and put out the Hawk to a coin. And then they're like, oh, we got all your money. And now we shut it down. Yeah. Losers. That's what I heard. Yeah.
02:46:04
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fuck Why would you why would you why would you fucking invest in the hawk to a point? Insider trading on that shit was bad we have it because we live in that sort of society. Yeah. Don't think it needs to happen to that girl. I don't think it needs to happen to that girl is a brick to the fucking head. Yeah. Yeah.
02:46:34
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she like she She took her five minutes of fame and ruined her life. Yeah, you're you're not entertaining, you're not fucking, you you provide nothing, no value to, like you have no skills at all other than the fact that you got some dumb inbred accent and you play stupid. She was on, she did an interview with, she did an interview with, who was that?
02:47:04
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Uh, what's that guy's name? Maurer, Maurer, uh, Maury Fovich. Bill Maurer. Bill, Bill, Bill Maurer. He's coming. Bill Maurer. Yeah. And she was like, she was, she was talking about the Alicia Keys, Jay Z song. And she was like, I thought it was wet dreams and, and tomatoes. And Bill Maurer just looked at her like he was not having any of it. He was just like, no, you didn't shut up.
02:47:34
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Like, it's not cute. It's not funny. No, I saw it the other day. Glick, do you remember, like, a year into this show when we talked about soaking?
02:47:46
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a Yeah. Are you talking about the Mormon soaking? Yeah. Yeah. yeah okay Somebody explained it to her but left out the Mormon part. She's like, I don't get it. And I was like, you're leaving out the funniest part is the Mormons are doing this. I'm sitting in here. I'm thinking she's going hot too. And then he's just soaking it in her mouth. Yeah. Yeah. just Let me, don't move. Just let me put it in there. I mean, if it was younger, I saw the clip and I was like, can we do this like three years ago?
02:48:23
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all Cause when we found out about it, we did a good hour on it. Cause we were just shocked. sometimes chi up gate and then a little bit later, we found out about the uh uh the jump pumping that they did. Yes. You hear about that? Yeah, I've I've heard of that. Yeah, where they say it's the same thing but you jump on somebody else to jump on the bed. and It was like, yeah, you get your get your prices to come in.
02:48:58
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or or or Well, before then, it was, well, if we do it and if we do butt sex, it's not the same thing. That's called, that's called the. Oh, that's that's ah but that's not that's the Christians and like cats and stuff. Yeah. mormon Mormons are Christian. Yeah, it's ah it's it's. No, they're not. It's it's no, no, it's more Mormonism. is It was sauce I'm Mormon, dude.
02:49:27
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and trust me, they they don't they don't identify as Christian because I got yelled at that. I got yelled at. Maybe from the inside but looking from the outside. Oh, no. It's it's a **** cult, dude. Yeah, that's all it is. It's just a **** cult.
02:49:45
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I think the line between the cult and the religion is very blurry. Yeah, I will. Yeah, there is no i would you say on all religions cult Well, no, there's this chick on on TikTok. She she grew up Mormon and, you know, she's not a Mormon anymore. And she's going through all the culty like things of it. And it's like, you know.
02:50:08
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good honor yeah You guys familiar with the bite model? B-I-T-E? No. Behave behavioral. Uh, shoot, I forgot what it's an acronym, but it was developed and it's how it's, it's used to identify Colts. Ah, behavioral, something indoctrination. Um, I don't know what the key is.
02:50:38
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the particular excellentl I'd have to. I'd have to look up my model, but yeah it's it's a course. e Behavioral information are an emotional. There you go. I looked it up. Behavioural indoctrination, not controller motion. Yeah, that's that's pretty much more. Yeah. That's Mormons and Ranch Davidians and the Mooneys.
02:51:10
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most of religions I'm going to start a cult. I thought about it. I thought about starting a cannabis cult just so I can smoke weed legal as under, um, it's my right my religion.
02:51:25
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Mine's mine's going to be, you know, a mix of what Glick and I talked about a long, long time ago, we're going to sprinkle meth on our steaks, throw punch hookers.
Cultural Critiques and Humor
02:52:00
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I just said. I will **** murder you and it'll be justified. I just said it was your idea, Nick. My idea. I just said it's my idea and you're not allowed to start a cult around me. I'll start a cult wherever I want. What are you going to do? I know you don't care about copyright free. But I own the. No, because. Yeah. they' punching but but Yeah. **** copyright. we're drinking real cool i started finish We're
02:52:30
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yeah we just worship a be um a I was just about to ask him if he caught that superhero shitter.
02:52:43
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there's that that Yeah, I think he's Internet's messing up again. Yeah, I don't man my my shit keeps going down. I don't know if
02:52:53
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Hmm, I don't know if this is gonna be an all-night thing for me tonight It's definitely not for me tonight. because I am right. I got I still have to work tomorrow, too but So well, it's not just that it's the internet. It's clicks. Yeah, and I think it's It's it's kind of hard to be the only one with stable there Which yeah, which is funny because I'm the one in the third world country I'm just that's like the only thing that it's stable in your life is your internet my internet
02:53:25
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I don't know. Our desk is pretty solid. I'm just saying. Fair enough. It's over engineered and overbuilt. What's stability? Fuck it. No, I when I when I build a shelf or something to hang on the wall, I over I over engineer the shit out of it because the last thing I want to do is for it to fall.
02:53:48
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There he is there. Are you back? Maybe. maybe we now
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Yeah.
02:54:08
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Oh, I am fried. No. I thought everybody was frozen. No, I was. And you sound like a bad believe for Oregon. And it's beautiful. What?
02:54:29
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Is he talking to us? I honestly don't know. I don't know either.
02:54:42
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gene oh Let's take a real quick break. All right. Might as well. Let's see.
02:54:55
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did it did did Oh, you know what? We haven't played this for a long time. This is, this is Cory Hart's cover, or sorry, the Griffin Rock cover of Cory Hart's sunglasses at night. We'll be right back.
02:59:10
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Tonight I am soon
02:59:40
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Yeah, that was the Griffin Rock cover of Sunglasses at Night by Cory Hart.
02:59:48
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Right? And I walk around wondering why I get hit by cars all the time. Right?
02:59:59
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don't forget everybody we are live bio.link slash nonsensical network everywhere and anywhere you find our podcast up there and then of course you'll even find a link to our merch which is nonsensical dash nonsense dot my spread shop dot com and you can spread us on you spread us on you spread us around yeah that too right spread us around like a venereal disease So I have a... or dot I was a student i was awesome i think just got picture think Jeff thought enough of that in his life. He doesn't even spread any more diseases. I've never gotten anything or passed anything, by the way. So you guys heard about that CEO being killed in New York.
03:00:51
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Yes. um Apparently, there's a small town where they're doing a shooter lookalike contest. Beep, beep, pop, boop, boop, beep, what? I just saw on TikTok while we were were doing that. um Somebody's doing a lookalike contest.
03:01:12
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this yeah Like, I hear some nerds, but I think we're talking about the CEO. Yeah, so so while the FBI and NYPD are searching for this United Healthcare care killer,
03:01:28
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um be someone in New York decided to put on a look-alike contest. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. and Without commenting on the actual shooting, I will say this, that is dumb.
03:01:48
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right? A lot of people are behind this guy. like Oh, I know. I know. I know. And Glick, if you check your ticky tacky, the new short trailer for the new season of Reacher's out. Oh, no shit. The third season? Yeah, I just saw it. Oh, don't. I think I can figure it out. I think I can figure out the new season without watching the trailer.
03:02:20
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That's great. Alan going around kicking the crap out of bad guys. ready for i'm ready for susan taylorer In the trailer, he's talking to the, you know, his one friend that, you know, the computer nerd on the last season, she got to hold him through the ATM. ah He says, this guy named Paulie, he's twice my size. And she says, the last time I saw somebody twice your size was on Mount Rushmore.
03:02:54
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I like him as an actor. i He's good. I like ra a reg he was great in that that ministry of on gentlemen like Warford. If you hear if you if you ever listen to any of his interviews, he's actually really down to earth kind of dude, too. Yeah. Oh, he's I follow him on that I follow him on Instagram. He is awesome, dude. He has so much. He just loves life. He's an awesome dad, awesome husband. You know, he's always big like do it like day to day chores around the house singing random ass fucking songs and he's actually got a really good fucking voice on it. You can say like the first time I saw him of course was in Blue Mountain State and then that that show ended I was like alright cool and then for years is he just pops up on uh yeah and I was like I was like damn this dude is actually a really good actor so that first the first place I was introduced to him was on uh Smallville he was Aquaman
03:03:50
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That's right. let I lose che um might just want, I might just go find that episode just for that. I wasn't a big Smallville fan. Oh, I loved it. I couldn't get over the fact that Clark Kent was right.
03:04:05
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right It was, it was such a plot device that it, it was that plot device just pissed me off. didn he He was Raphael in the D.H. Grinton Ninja Turtles movie. Who was?
03:04:20
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Alan Richardson. No shit. Yeah, he was in Hunger Games as well. I know. Yeah, he was in. I remember him being in Hunger Games. um
03:04:33
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He's in my wet dream. He's been working since 2006. Guys, is this internet shit is driving me nuts. There goes Jeff. Yeah. ah I was going to say, I wasn't sure it was me.
03:04:48
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Yeah, but he's been doing a lot of stuff. He was, and he did an episode of Black Mirror. He did an episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. He did pop up everywhere, didn't he? He was a fast ex. See, I didn't, I watched maybe the first two fast movies and then I kind of lost it after that. I watch it for the cars.
03:05:12
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I don't care about the plot. I just want to see the Oh, I don't watch the cars. I'll look. I'll look up. I can look up pictures of cool cars, but those movies just suck. Oh, yeah. They're terrible. Agreed. Yeah. Worst movie franchise of all time. It started off strong and then just it went downhill very quickly. It was it was it was just one of those movies that didn't need a sequel. No, it didn't.
03:05:42
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However, i did I like Tokyo Drift. nobody like That movie was like a standalone. It could have been a standalone, right? in the Yeah, it could have been like a spin-off and just leave it at that. Yeah. But yeah, the rest of the movies won and Tokyo Drift was all we needed. We didn't need 10. And I've still yet to see that that Rock and and Jason Statham, Hobbs and Shaw.
03:06:08
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That was actually pretty good. They had nothing. They had nothing to do with Fast and Furious. It was just an action movie. you It was actually pretty good. i I can't bear myself to watch it. I love... show Jason I think he's an amazing actor. Yeah, I like Statham. I'm just not a big rock fan. I just... I get tired of seeing him in movies. Yeah. know Every goddamn thing is every time there's like this big blockbuster coming out the rock or Kevin Hart or I don't know. There's just some France, some movie companies that just recycle, not recycle, but they, and I'm not saying these are bad actors altogether. I just think they're.
03:06:53
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one character mold and they just yeah, I mold into everything i will i will say I will say the Rock and Kevin Hart are bad actors. They're one trick ponies. They can do one type of character. Same with Vin fucking Diesel. They're bad actors, but they fit a mold and they are recycled in every movie. Oh, wait, the rocks in a new movie. Let me guess. He's going to be a big, muscly bound tough guy. Oh, no, he's going to be able to beat him in a fight.
03:07:23
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Oh, no, he's like the only day. Oh, the only one played in. I'm sorry. It was a football. No, I know. I was going to say the only movie that Kevin Hart played in that his acting was on par with the rest of the movie was Borderlands because that movie absolutely fucking sucked. Oh, it's not bad movie. I had no desire to watch it, but I assumed it was going to be bad. I heard it was shit.
03:07:50
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I watched it because I actually, you know, I played those games. I think Borderlands is a good video game franchise. And so I was like, Oh, cool. And Jamie Lee, Jamie Lee Curtis is, and I was like, all right, cool. There's a couple of another, another actor. I thought it was pretty decent, but the movie all in all is so bad. I heard, I heard they went so far away from the franchise. It is so bad. I watched it a few weeks, like I know about a couple of months ago.
03:08:17
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for a second time because i I didn't remember that I had already watched it once. Oh, wow. That bad. Oh, ah no. Yes. And Jeff, the tooth fairy was he was a hockey player. Yeah. I was thinking that other movie where he's a player. Yeah. That's ah that's the game plan or something like that. Yeah. He finds out he has a ah daughter. Yeah. she comes a little Yeah his nickname on the ice was Teeth Fairy because of all the teeth he punched out. Because again, he was a big, muscle-bound, tough guy. but is lots is that Is that that rock movie you guys are talking about? Yeah. Yeah, I never saw that movie. And and I'll tell you what, i like I liked the Rock's earlier movies better than anything else, like Walking Tall. Walking Tall was an excellent movie.
03:09:10
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The rundown was awesome. I think that was the last of his good movies. He also played in a movie with that stiffer dude. That was pretty good. I thought it was. Yeah, the rundown. Yeah, the rundown. That's what it was. Yeah. But yeah, that was actually a decent movie. Then after that, just downhill.
03:09:33
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Well, it's like, they it's like that part instilled the the model, which always other fucking movies are. Well, no, but here's the crazy thing. When like, I actually saw an interview or something, or somebody was talking about fast and furious with, with the rock and Vin Diesel, they both have in their contract that they can't lose a fight. And then they fight each other in a movie. I didn't hear any of that. I heard Kobe.
03:10:01
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The Rock and Vin Diesel have been their contracts that if they're in a fistfight in the movie, they can't lose. That's done. Right? What if they get into a fistfight with each other? They did! They did! I don't understand!
03:10:19
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I don't understand how. The ego on these motherfuckers. I just, thought yeah, I don't see how actors can make demands like that when they're not the ones writing the story. Right. The ego on your, on your dumb ass putting that out there is like, yeah, we're not putting you in this movie. It's that simple. Oh, I know this, this goes back to the United healthcare care thing, but when I was doing commercials the other day, I happened to stumble on that Chuck Norris health insurance commercial again.
03:10:47
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you know, that was a United Health Care commercial. No **** Yeah. Where was Chuck Norris that day? I'm just saying. that Maybe. clock twist Maybe it was. Maybe Chuck Norris. What's that? Maybe. Maybe Chuck Norris was the
03:11:14
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watch twist
03:11:17
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I have yet to find anybody upset ah about this shooting. I've heard people upset about it, but you're right. It's usually other CEOs. so there was i looked I didn't look at it. I was watching something and they showed it. There was a Twitter post about it from UnitedHealthcare.
03:11:37
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And they were ratioed. It had like 20 something views, 20 something thousand views, I'm sorry. And 19.9 thousand likes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, fuck, they got ratioed. Well, like United Healthcare used an AI
03:12:04
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to to and to actually determine if you're your case was gonna be accepted or not. And it was 90%, it was denying cases at 90% rate. Yeah. that's its See, that's why people are not having sympathy for this guy. Yeah. The McDonald's CEO said- And you know what really pisses me off about the the media reporting on is like,
03:12:33
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Well, you know, his coworkers really thought he was a great guy and his family loved him. Yeah. But what about outside of that? Yeah. What about the people you make a decision? Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure cartel members, I'm sure cartel members there's love their dad. There's this concept of social murder as compared to like an individual murder. So.
03:12:59
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just let that I'm sure serial killers, their you know their wives love them, you know but that doesn't make them right. In other news, that the the McDonald's CEO put out a statement, all ice cream machines will be fixed soon. The McDonald's CEO in response told all McDonald's, get to your ice cream machines fixed.
03:13:25
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That's funny. No, it's
Healthcare Ethics and AI
03:13:27
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also funny. The night this, this, I don't think this had any like causation because of the shooting, but literally around the same couple of days, blue shield.
03:13:36
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and ah whatever they're called, Blue Cross Blue Shield, passed a rule that um um the insurance will decide how much anesthesia that that you'll need during a surgery. And they'll only pay for that. So if there's any complications or they you need more anesthesia, you pay for that.
03:13:57
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Mm hmm. And you wonder why he reverse they They reversed. Well, like literally a day after the CEO got shot. Oh, yeah, that's 100 percent because of the shooting. So I'm not sure I'm not saying it's because of the shooting. Oh, I'm calling it. I'm calling it. You know, a lot of people were pissed off about that. but Yeah. Very well, because it's another thing you brought up. You brought up a the whole A.I. thing. There was a town in Florida that recently he had a law overturned that they came out in 2021. What it was is they were they were oh going after possible. Are you familiar with that movie Minority Report? Oh, yeah. They were they had an they were using an algorithm.
03:14:44
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for potential criminals, and they were harassing those individuals. Yeah, which is fucked up because yeah so just because I'm thinking about killing a CEO of a large company doesn't mean I'm going to do it. Yeah. So that law for justice or the Institute for Justice, there they're a law group for for for back for overturning bad policies for like cops and shit.
03:15:10
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uh they fought it and they won it and it got overturned thankfully because that is fucked up for yeah that that was the whole point of Minority Report yeah it's like you know what's funny is like we make these movies to to give the message that these ideas are bad and people will watch them like oh that was a good movie like they were right around and go do it yeah life and i'm not saying that i'm in like societal wise but No, but it's the whole concept of, uh, yeah, pretty much. Yeah. You know, the, the insurance companies. Well, apparently it wasn't a multi-billion dollar business. See those bullets. go I mean, what? No, insurance is a multi-billion dollar a year business. Mm-hmm.
03:16:03
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And, you know, a lot of the money and and in the insurance industry goes toward those ah people that are, you know, counting the numbers, goes toward advertising for the insurance companies. Like it goes to all this stuff that doesn't go to actual medical care, health care. Right. Well, and and like, I think it's like, the percentage is like 75% goes to staff. I don't know if that's the exact number. This is a ridiculous. no And people say that it'll cost more money for We go to a nationalized system. It's ridiculous. itbo It You don't necessarily need a nationalized system. And not only that, they were doing this to Medicare Advantage plans, like already poor people. Yeah. That makes it even eat even more evil. Well, and and what was that guy's salary? wow
03:16:55
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email you know, you don't need to pay a CEO millions of dollars a year, you can pay him 120 grand a year and he'll be hacked. Well, because I so and really enough, this is an actual law, a CEO can get sued by the shareholders if he's not making them profit. So his job isn't to the his, his patience that he ensures, it's to the shareholders to that company, like they get made, they make sure their profit is their
03:17:26
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you know, before there's any savings of healthcare costs to patients. Right. So i'm I'm just trying to find out what that dude's salary was. He was making $10 million dollars a year.
03:17:46
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That's ridiculous. There's no reason for a CEO. Now granted, if I get a CEO gig, I want $10 million. but I'm the exception to the rule, not the rule. But it's like, you don't, a million would have been fine. He would have been okay. I, you know, you can still afford McDonald's, you know? 10 million's ridiculous. I get it. You're the boss and everything. But not everything runs through you. You are not staying late to make sure shit gets done.
03:18:19
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Now, I think this was Bernstein that said this in the 1800s and I'm paraphrasing something. You ask a, you ask a worker if they want more pay and they'll be like, yeah, we want more pay and less work. But you ask the, they're the CEOs and they want to pay less, but want more work. Yeah. So there's this, there's this, there's this, uh, conflict right there.
03:18:47
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10.2 million dollars if you include bonuses. What's that? 10.2 million dollars a year if you include bonuses. Yeah. That's ridiculous. And I get it. His only job, you know, his job is to create profits. but and in in and here's And here's the thing.
03:19:10
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the money he makes off the people that he denies insurance, he will, if he needed any of that medical health care, he would get instant, no questions asked. Well, to be fair, he's not making calls. To be fair, he said those are called benefits.
03:19:35
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But to be fair, he wasn't making he wasn't denying or approving internet There are people underneath him doing that But at the end of the day, he's letting weird practices happen like this them using AI I actually got a buddy mind set me something the other day about the AI Yeah, I don't know see I was trying to click on that And you're right well, I don't you know I don't find it hard to comprehend the lack of empathy. I agree. And I think that's even more sad to tell you the truth. i don't take i don't I don't think it has anything to do with the amount of money he made or anything like that. I think ultimately what it boils down to at the end of the day is we all know that insurance company's number one goal is to completely 100%
03:20:37
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screw over the customer. Like, we pay all this money into, you know, like those of us who have health insurance and stuff to work. You know, I pay, I pay about ah about $500 a month for my insurance at work. Damn. However, yeah they knew that sixty four hes split before, you know,
03:21:05
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before my insurance even kicks in and really does anything i have to spend like seven grand out of pocket yeah so it's not so much it's not so much that this guy was a millionaire or anything like that i think it was a shot at the insurance companies and that's why people don't give a damn that this man was killed it's not because then it's not that people aren't showing empathy and that somebody lost their life as much as it's it's it's it's kind of uh, you know, we're we're taking a break and yeah, it's it's a it's a year He's he's become the face of the the insurance company by being killed. Yeah No, it's it's not yeah. I i'm sure he's a nice guy or he was a nice guy but Because he was the face of the company
03:22:02
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we're taking a break to the company. I get that.
03:22:08
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But it yeah, it's it's ridiculous how much money a CEO that I doubt he started as a janitor, you know, he didn't work his way up. You know what I mean? Do you know Jeff Bezos makes like, I think $7.9 million dollars an hour? Yeah. But But in Jeff Bezos' defense, and I'm not a Jeff Bezos fan. There's no defense of that. No, I have a defense. And and this is controversial. But he started the company. I didn't even hear your defense. because the he he started He started the company. So I get it.
03:22:54
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But if he were to bring in me to run Amazon as the CEO, no, I shouldn't deserve that money. But the dude started in his... I don't know what you're saying, but okay. literally different No, but I'm saying and there's a difference between you starting the company and it becoming outlandishly expensive profitable.
03:23:19
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Then you starting the company and then once it gets to a certain point you bring somebody in to run I don't know if you heard yeah some that that's my defense of Jeff Bezos. It's like he started the company. I'm not mad Except for the fact I'll take his money you know, but yeah You know, it's like if I started a small business and that business took off to where I have 75 franchises of that business, I deserve that money. I worked my ass off to get it to there.
03:23:56
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But what about all those people that are working for you that are not even making near as much as you? well that's a different and and um they even though Even though they're not starting a business, they're they're you're allowing your business to keep running. No, no, no, no. The the difference between myself and and and one of these companies is like, let's say the podcast as a business. I know how much money and work you put into it. I know how much clicks into it. So I pay accordingly. But where, you know, like, if you have somebody like, like cash, cash does one show, he doesn't do any bay behind the wheel. So he gets paid less. And that's not a slam on anybody. But but if you do more, you get paid more.
03:24:45
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man i didn't hear that's a different swing thing he said and sorry you watch the replay i Guys I literally cannot keep down like I'm not hearing but anything that is said Like when I try I don't know Yeah refresh refresh your page I've refreshed every time I've dropped so it's not that it's the internet it's a
Wealth and Economic Absurdities
03:25:13
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It's not the computer. It's not stream yard. It's, it's, it's the internet provider that I have. um
03:25:24
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Refreshing life. Like I hear like glicks fire hear Glicks making noises, but I don't know what the words are.
03:25:36
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Weird. That's because I know we fresh before I freeze. It doesn't matter if I refresh or not. That's not the problem.
03:25:47
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i speak it no i said yeah But that's my thing is like, if if if if you, if you're going to be making, you know, hundreds of millions of dollars a year, as he said, Bezos makes like $7 million dollars an hour.
03:26:06
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You pay your ah employees accordingly. Well, yeah. If I'm making $7 million dollars an hour, I can afford to make every one of my employees make a hundred grand a year. Then you wouldn't be making $7 million. That's what I'm saying. I would take less so they would get more. But yeah i've always the productivity would skyrocket, hopefully.
03:26:32
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I, I've always had this this concept of instituting a maximum wage like a CEO can't make 20% more than the lowest paid employee. Because I'm not saying I'm not saying they should make sense equal because because I understand there's like a level of different jobs and And all that, I get that. and just I just believe in the idea of infinite wealth growth. Well, I, however, I rising, rising tide races, all boats. What's that? I, however, like rising tide races, all boats. e Yeah. I believe in slave labor, but the child labor that works for free. So I make all the money.
03:27:19
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and that's why you're the one on the nonsensical network that gets shot. I'm just saying. yeah That's where you're wrong because homeboy, I'm always kidding. and I'm like, why? it open up the news First one getting shot ah on the network is my internet. because Your provider. tell him ellls go are You tell I'm coming and hell's coming with me.
03:27:44
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I'm sure that's in that at one point. I stay ah stay scrapped in the streets.
03:27:55
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Agreed. As Connor said, it's not about the money. It's about how they acquired it. like yeah reason why bezos The reason why Bezos makes so much money... You're wrong, but I think part of... I think the idea of infinite wealth growth grow is part of that problem.
03:28:15
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And I don't think that's the problem on how they acquire it. Right. But the reason why Bezos makes so much money is because he was able to scale at a rate and a size that was never fathomed before. He makes so much money because of the way our tax laws and our economy is in this country. There's always a way around a tax wall. That's why they're written that way. Yeah.
03:28:43
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Yeah. Keeps that money flowing. And I don't think money had anything to do with it. I think it all boils down to the health care system being a complete fucking joke. Right. You don't see people threatening Bezos like that.
03:29:02
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So as he's also, Bezos also is doing God's work. Yeah. and Delivering your dildo to your door. I get it.
03:29:14
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deliver it to your mouth. Well, you know, the the difference between somebody like Bezos and, and, and a CEO of, of a healthcare, he's not screwing everybody because you're getting what you're paying for. Yeah. Where we're a healthcare company, you, you pay for something and you don't get it. So I, I get why people are not mad.
03:29:46
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Oh yeah, I mean um the damage, I don't know, it's different types of damages. I don't know. Yeah.
03:29:59
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and Yeah, they're, Connor said it's a capitalist argument. And he agrees with me, so I'm right. What do you mean it's the capitalism argument? It was like 10 minutes ago he said that. I bet he said anything he said.
Robot Speculations
03:30:17
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Since I'm missing a chunk of words, I'm missing a chunk of context. I but we're talking about. If I started something like Amazon, and it got as big as Amazon,
03:30:33
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Yeah. But halfway there. I don't, literally like, it'll go a whole minute and all I hear are like robot noises. And then then i'll it's I'll hear the end of a sentence and I'm like, I have no idea what's being said.
03:30:50
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accept
03:30:53
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That's all right. Quick's frozen too. Connor, are you still working on that paper or are you actually just watching the show?
03:31:03
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I'm curious. Why don't you take a break from writing and come up on the show so we can have somebody other than myself with good internet. had Yeah, earlier, he said I was like, this internet's the only stable thing in his life. Yeah. Just saying. I know it's not my mental health.
03:31:31
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Is there insurance for mental health? What? I guess there is. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure. I was talking to myself. Yeah, you are talking to yourself. That's for sure. I actually had the answer because I actually sold shirts. Well, OK.
03:31:58
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It's funny. um No, but I.
03:32:06
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There's also a theory that the, you know, there's a couple of theories out there about the shooter. One of them that they have a picture of his face. um And the other reason they have that picture is because he was chatting up the girl at the hospital. And then the other theory is that that's not actually him.
03:32:28
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there's somebody else in a different color. No, they're just saying that's a suspect in connection. I think it's probably the shooter. there's yeah They're not saying it's the shooter. They're just throwing shit at the wall just to see what sticks. In the media, you know, back in the day, the media used to be about honest, factual news. Now it is not, yeah, fact. Journalism.
03:32:57
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Yeah, journalism. Now it is. I think that's Oh, no. Yeah. Just froze on me.
03:33:06
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Yes. and And they don't worry about if it's right, wrong or indifferent. Yeah. they just like So yeah, they're gonna put out any stupid thing. Oh, we got it on camera. Making Google EIs is the girl to hostile. Okay.
03:33:24
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And then you actually researched in the videos from six years ago that it's some German tourist that has nothing to do with it. Well, they're saying that they got this picture of the guy on the night in question at the hostel because it's claimed that he stayed at the hostel. But if you look at the picture of him actually doing the deed in the picture of the hostel, he's wearing two different jackets.
03:33:53
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Well, I mean, there's nothing saying you can't change your jacket. Well, I agree. But it's the same jacket, but it's different color. So he bought like two Carhartt jackets, one black, and one green, one green. It's cold in New York. in spending years that hate Maybe not live in New York.
03:34:14
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say how that Maybe he doesn't live in New York. Again, maybe he just came in to do it. No, he didn't. He didn't. That's the other thing is like, apparently he came from out of town, did the deed and bounced. Yeah. You all bounce baby. result They got, they got footage. They get footage of him heading into central park, but never leaving central park. So I'm calling him an Ninja turtle because he went down in the services. They're, they're assuming he changed his clothes.
03:34:48
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Maybe he is a ninja turtle. Yeah, maybe he's just, he's Casey Jones, I'm just saying. He's a ninja turtle in a human company. But it's one of the things, it's one of the things. Well, here's my question for you, Glick, since I think play is done.
03:35:05
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of the new science me j so with
03:35:11
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Here's my question for you, Glick, I froze. but I'm on the edge of my seat anticipating this question. I don't know what it's gonna be. What's happening? Oh my god. Just gonna ask me the question and answer it for me. are you oh Bing bong. Somebody bing bonged in. Bing bong. Yeah. No, I was just saying.
03:35:40
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Now my internet started to fuck up. I just got your message saying that. Yeah. Hey guys, I don't think I'm going to go past 11. I just, I can't do it. Yeah. I'm starting to get internet issues too. Get the fuck out of here. You people. like You've infected my computer somehow. Your battery has infected mine. No, but my, my question is before you go, boys, do you think they'll ever find this guy?
03:36:08
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who What's that? Do you think they'll all find the shooter? Um, I don't know. I know from what I understand, they don't think he's in the in the in the same in New York anymore like the state. Right. Oh, I wouldn't be. If anything, he's probably living next door to me. ah He's probably living next door to me by now. its Yeah, it's possible. Only got to set it out for a couple of years.
03:36:43
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Why does it what what? Unless you're convicted You you your your whether it's a statute of limitation is only ten years I'm murdered Pretty much. I murders different though. Yeah, I was gonna say yeah Yeah, he's definitely he there's no coming back to murder Yeah
03:37:11
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Okay. So there is no statute of limitation on murder. and Everything else is 10 years.
03:37:22
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one jimmyv gave no
03:37:29
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I'm just saying he might be living next door to me. I'll have him on the show if he does. Just saying.
03:37:40
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I'll invite him up on the show. Like, hey, you're looking in Cancun now.
03:37:47
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Ah, the internet is seriously fucking up. It's driving me nuts. I don't know whose it is. It's driving me crazy.
03:38:15
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Okay. I can't tell whose internet is what, why it's messing up.
03:38:29
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course i'm still but me hear Yeah, but you sound like a robot.
03:38:37
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sam go robot he looked like i get tesla robot maybe because i Maybe it is because I am. Maybe I am a robot. You look like a fat robot. Maybe I. Full coffee, fat pig.
03:39:02
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As you at Kim Kardashian's house doing the. If I was at the Kardashian's house, I'd murder that whole family.
03:39:14
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but Take all their money first. I'd be like, wait a minute. I have my own i have willpower. You're all going to die. You can't convict a robot. What are you going to do? Convict a robot or murder? o I'm going to outlive all of you. I wonder if you could teach one of those Tesla robots to kill somebody.
03:39:39
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Sure, good. If you taught a Tesla robot to kill someone, you're still going down for it because you taught it and then put it in motion. Well, yeah, it would be a first or second degree murder. Premeditating. All right, calm down, lawyer. I'm just saying, you're asking the questions I'm getting. Maybe you programmed it to defend my house and it went rogue.
03:40:08
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But that's not teaching it to murder somebody that's that's setting it into home defense Yeah, well, I'm not gonna say right in the code this is how you murder somebody I mean, this is self-defense you shoot anything within this miss radius Yeah, but you can't do that because it's not self-defense You can't say if somebody comes in the yard kill them robot that's not self-defense it's still murder And you programmed it to do so, so therefore you're still at fault. I don't know. What if I get one of those robot dogs that has the flamethrower on? I'm gonna look. Yeah, again, you still can't program to set something on fire just because it comes in your yard. Sure I can. I post signs warning robot will kill you. That doesn't make it any less legal. Or illegal. Well, nobody will come into my yard if you are.
03:41:06
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yeah What the cops do is they have SWAT come and fire our a rocket launcher. Stupid robot dog because you're a duck. And then they come in and arrest you because you're a dumbass that's caught a robot to kill people. and the ah jokes on You don't have five of these robots, bitch. And they shoot all five of them. with They have rocket launchers, too. Oh, OK. You saw RoboCop. You sound like a larper. Fireball. Fireball. Fireball.
03:41:34
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Killing potion, healing potion. What is that movie? Big Brothers or something like that? Yeah, it's role models. Role models. I love that movie. I have a force field around me. You can't attack me. I have a robot. You can't touch me. everybody but what' your what's your robot's gonna What your robot's learn is about SA when they go to the police department and file charges on you for sexually assaulting it over and over again. Oh, we broke that motherfucker to enjoy it. Yeah. You like this.
03:42:19
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Well, as we learned, AI can learn and that one AI robot off itself, so they can learn whether you're doing this wrong and that they don't like it and then they I wonder if you have one of those Tesla robots and it offs itself because it doesn't want a mobile yard anymore. Do you get a refund?
03:42:42
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a Like if I say it comes in out my garage, it's like, this is bullshit. It just offs itself. You're going to have to look at the costs. Look at the refund costs. Call, I'll call Elon. island a Yeah. Elon didn't get rich because he's stupid.
03:43:02
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So I'm pretty sure that if you're a robot off and stuff, then you're like, well, apparently you voted out the contract somehow, dummy. And we all know Jeff and we know the first thing Jeff's going to do outside of fucking it is modify it. So the warranty is completely void job and everything. Yeah, it's going to glue a fucking dildo to it. So fuck. Yeah.
03:43:26
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I just saw a message from Shaka. Yeah, he said. look He's just been working his 16 hour shifts.
03:43:38
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He's just making extra Christmas money. Oh, I call bullshit chocolate. Yeah. No. ah yeah jeff what 100% within the first five minutes that you have in there. Yeah. Oh, I'm voiding that fucker. Yeah. You're avoiding the warranty. So whatever happens, mine will look like Iron Man just walking around my yard. He's having shock is doing a poor, I don't know who's doing the poker game yet. Yeah. I think Monday since.
03:44:11
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Connor is going to be late on Monday. Um, I think I'm going to attempt to do the, uh, poker thing on Monday yeah six. Jeff,
03:44:24
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oh hey hey hey easy now sure to you and skyline that's my line of backwards and back and yeah jeff the only, the only difference between your robot and iron man, you ever seen those, the, the Indian like.
03:44:39
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uh knock off movies of like Superman and Iron Man and I'll I'm just saying I'm gonna get my airbrush out I'm gonna put flames on him and you know I mean not even like that not even though it's not even gonna be the right color she's gonna be like fucking purple and green and be like it's Iron Man no it's not that's just a robot you painted purple and green well I had to get around the copyright somehow
03:45:12
Speaker
yeah when would you choco be on my testla but when you when you talk to you'll say my name is may and iron yeah
03:45:23
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ae yeah man iron pop top top top top you're supposed to snap nope can't snap it's a kind I want my, I want my Tesla robot to sound like Robert Downey Jr. and talk Tropic Thunder.
03:45:38
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I'm a dude. I'm a dude. That way, my ah my my Tesla robot can identify as black. I'm just saying. No, I want a robot. I want to test a Tesla robot played by Robbie Downey Jr. Yes. Oh, there we go. Clean my dick. Can I get a Tesla robot played by Ryan Reynolds and then I will pull a Jeff and **** it.
03:46:04
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yeah can i ryan reynolds yeah clear right i i mean pesla robot yeah ah yeah i'm want to give me a tesla robot i'm go to name it ryan hey hey i else bring me to beard take care of some business and fuck throw a two- liter coke bottle at you and so I don't know. if i would to put my dick in or i don't I don't know that I want to put my dick in a robot.
03:46:37
Speaker
Well, they got those sex dolls. Yeah, I know. Yeah, and I just don't know if I want to put my dick in a robot because anything could happen. What if you... You thrive from the dick, huh?
03:46:57
Speaker
You can look like, you look like what's his name from Home Alone? yeah I mean, it's well lubed. I mean, it's the lubrication system. Exactly. and I mean, yeah, but but electricity goes through lube, buddy. I'm just saying, is it? a Yeah, yeah. Well, i you know what? I was, look, I'm trying to find out how much one of those Tesla robot robots cost. Just don't fuck it in the shower. I guess you'll be all right.
03:47:31
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I just want to start to peek through the robot in the water. Oh, yeah, boys. I'm not trying to test the robot. They cost me 20 and 30 Gs.
03:47:42
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but yeah Blaze is over there. I'm going to edge on this robot. Right as I redeploy climate.
03:47:53
Speaker
I need you to come Spartan. I need you. Look, I need you to Spartan kick us into the pool. Gotcha. Yeah. but I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Dude, those Tesla robots cost me 20 and 30 G's. This is the most shocking orgasm I've ever had, guys. That's about the price of an affordable car nowadays. Yeah, I'd rather buy the car. I to think about it. I mean, not something either of us gonna run them by, but I mean, that doesn't seem, that seems- It's not unreasonable. It sounds like right now, in comparison to the later future, they seem more attainable. Yeah, well, I think what is gonna happen is like, as new models come out, you'll be able to get older models. Yeah, but the 20, 30,000G robot, it doesn't seem like it does a whole lot though. Apparently it walks,
03:48:48
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Hold on, it walks pets, cares for children. Yeah, I'm not. Works as a bartender. Oh, wait a second. Hold on. Lifting heavy items, mowing the lawn and getting groceries.
03:49:03
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Does it drive your car? Or does it walk its it to like walk to the grocery store to pick up your groceries? i don't I think it gets groceries out of the back of the car, maybe. oh Dude, do you really want to leave?
03:49:15
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you're your robot in charge of your children? I don't think so i leave my we on the back char my children who burnges so. I leave my children in charge of themselves. What are you talking about?
03:49:29
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Well, well, here's the thing. We've all seen Iron Man One where the where Iron Man rips the the guidance system out of Obadiah Staton's Iron Man suit. So it's like my kids are going to do that day one. Oh, dad left us here with a robot. but Not anymore. see if it robot thirty gs were proof Yeah, Jeff's son. That's I hear I'm fucking a robot.
03:49:55
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yeah my turn. It's good for the gander. Apparently, they can also take care of elder, the elder. Take care of them. Okay. Yeah, as in like, so that they don't hurt themselves. Like, take care of me. I wonder if you can reprogram them to like do bad things like, here, go give them medicine, but it's overdosed.
03:50:29
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Yeah. Oops. As Blake said, you're going to jail, man, because that's pre-renetated. It's in the code. Yeah, it's it's in the code. Yeah, I'm just saying that somebody will hack into it. I'm just saying. Tesla robots. It's in the code. Dude, 30 Gs. Dude, I can buy a really nice truck for 30 Gs. I'm just saying.
03:50:53
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Jeff's like truck or sex robot truck or sex robot because at the end of the day he's like a robot the truck I was like eat for bed and don't have to be made baby then it doesn't matter if it's a truck first but yeah go say it doesn't matter if it's a truck or a robot either way Jeff's fucking it I'm just so you know yeah I paid thirty three at thirty grand for this fucking thing I'm gonna do what I want if it has a hole It's nice and warm. i'm If it has a hole, it's Jeff's goal.
03:51:30
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o These are jealous boys. No, I'm not. yeah Jeff, trust me. Again, I think you've been reading Tony's dictionary. I don't think you understand what jealousy, may the definition of jealousy. I just don't see.
03:51:53
Speaker
They're called the Optimus, by the way. Oh. Jesus Christ. Way to be fucking original Musk. Right? If it's not, I'm surprised you didn't fucking name it Xbox. Right? ah Apparently, he's already working on the second generation. Called Megatron? No, Optimus.
03:52:21
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that's what i'm gonna do i'm gonnaha i'm gonna hack mine and i'm go make i'm gonna call it ah magnettro but but and it's go to take out the other robot i a robot make i just want to have robot like I'd tell you what, if I bought that robot, I would fucking dress it up. Fucking weird, like I put a wig on it. like
03:52:47
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on Amazon with this fit, a robot. No? Oh man. Put a Freddy Krueger mask on it and fucking dress it up like Freddy Krueger. I'm going to walk down the street at night. It's just watching the kids.
03:53:08
Speaker
How's your life? How's your kids? Right? So, they're five eight and they weigh about 150 pounds. they're in shorter than I am. I know. Taller than than a robot. **** it. Not Jeff though. You know, I'm going to get one and just carry me around. So, I'm big. Just have it carry me on his shoulders. So, they're not big. They make robots and they're still taller than you.
03:53:37
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yeah and go list jeff i'm fighting out i'm fighting a tesla robot
03:53:44
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See now when you say that now that we have robots coming out and shit I would actually go watch a robot fight another robot. Okay? like straight up like like you were talking about ah Still still earlier whatever it's called like I'm still fuck you really I don't watch shit like that. Okay, however the Tesla robots max speed five miles an hour I could outrun it. And I can outlift it. You said it could deadlift 150 pounds. I could just deadlift 150 pounds with one arm. Jeff, you're not walking anywhere at five miles an hour. The average human being walks at four. The average walking speed is four miles an hour. Jeff, you're not... Jeff,
03:54:31
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jeff you're not you're below average on um on the height scale. That means you have shorter legs. That means you're not walking walking an average of four miles an hour. Sure.
03:54:43
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you You're lucky you walk 100 feet. Yeah, it says deadlift to 150 pounds. The arm at full extension will hold 10 pounds. No, I could do that. I was going to say, I could do that. shit I could deadlift 150 pounds with one arm. But I bet the robot can hold it longer. Yeah. Well, yeah, it definitely holds it longer.
03:55:07
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No pain, no pain. No pain in the mainframe. I'm bigger, faster and stronger than the world robot. Once again, though, this the just like the car, the first car max speed was like two miles an hour. So within time, this will get better.
03:55:32
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I'm sorry, I just had a funny thought. here in a few years growing what the **** news. The robot blows up while a man having sex.
03:55:42
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Wasn't me. I'm here. Yeah. No, that's good that's going to be. No, it's definitely going to be you and you're not going to be there. Ladies and gentlemen, I have breaking news and sad news. Former host of what the **** news is no longer with us because he was **** his test robot and it blew up. That robot blew its **** off.
03:56:04
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Definitely no longer with well with my condom on. I'm just saying. However, we are we are holding a ceremony to give the robot the key to the decision because he is a hero.
03:56:21
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That poor robot. Oh wait, there's another one. So unit unitry launches the first humanoid robot called H1 back in August.
03:56:34
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And it's not as powerful. How tall is it? 71 inches.
03:57:01
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isn't 71 inches. I just did the conversion.
03:57:09
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71 inches in feet is 5'9", 1'6", 6'7". Oh, okay. Yeah. Just over 5 inches. That's taller than the Tesla one. I want to see him in the ring. And it only weighs 100 pounds. What? inches. I Oh, my God.
03:57:34
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It's like almost that's almost six foot. i mean No, it's not. It's five nine, right? There's the converter. 71 judges in feet is five, nine, one, six, six, seven.
03:57:50
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ah
03:57:53
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What do I know? Is that Mexican conversion chart? now it's google It's kind of goofy look in the you guys got to see this h1 This is the h1 robot It walks Cooper you can't be knocked over it looks like chappies Yeah That is a weird-looking fucking robot. That doesn't he does not okay. Yeah
03:58:25
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Yeah, it looks like happy. Remember that movie? Can I have that job? Can you just go fucking kick robots around? That's what I want to do. Oh, I bet you I could 100% knock that son of a bitch over there. Oh, I can make sure I can buy you. Yeah, I mean.
03:58:40
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but mean Like that guy was like barely kicking it. He was just like, yeah, I wasn't trying. Yeah. It's like you want to send it something or he gets bumped yeah into. It's not going to fall over. But you bomb rush at Terry Tate. It's as it's going down. Right. Oh, I'm not. You kick that motherfucker. It's more than the Tesla. It's 90 grand.
03:59:04
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I'll take the Tesla. I'm not spending 90 grand on a fucking robot like that. I ain't spending no money on a robot right now, not till at least the third generation. exactly i think they buy true Yeah, I need third and fourth gen, then we'll think about it, you know? And I need to come down about 20 grand. Which all the bugs have worked out. Right. I'm just saying, when one when Kim Kardashian gets killed by her Tesla robot, I won't be surprised.
03:59:39
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Let's go. That'd be one element of an article to read. Oh, dude. I will read it loud and proud. Every word. I'm not. What the fuck do you mean? Speaking of celebrities, you know one passed away recently at 77 years old. What's that? He played in like 90s, stranger things. I figured you guys are the one watching like chicken tabs on old celebrities dying. I think it's a game. Yeah, I can't remember. I can't remember his name.
04:00:08
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There's there's actually been quite a few celebrities that have died in the last week or so Some media personality chick just passed away today She was only 44 then there was a comedian that was on America's Got Talent this Indian guy. He was 39. He died Yesterday, I think it was yesterday or Thursday Terry car died Whoever that is You know who Terry Carr is? She was the mom and Mr. Mom. No, it was a dude that died. Well, the last one on Celebrity Desk 2024. Tony Todd was the last one. Oh, they you i i'm I'm not talking about y'alls. I'm talking about... No, um i don't that's no um'm um I'm on a website that literally... Quincy Jones died um in November, though. I'm not going to be in December.
04:01:06
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Mark Withers. Mark Withers, actor of Dynasty and Stranger Thing fame, died or dead at 77. Oh, wow. I ah share my screen, but I don't want to. either freeze like
04:01:24
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ah He a screen, but he has gay porn again. Been there. Been there, done that, man.
04:01:37
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Shit I've been excellently watching this for four hours target yeah That's what's wrong my internet it's got a virus Yeah after that after after what you did last week on a lot two weeks ago on what the fuck news I don't know that that story scared the shit out of me you read that weird sketch story man Scared the shit out of me man
04:02:07
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Scared the shit out of me, man. Oh, dude. I think Jock had to buy a new computer after. All right. Well, let's take a quick break. line Let's do blacktop mojos like wild horses. We'll be right back.
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04:07:08
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Yeah. Yay. Don't I still, you know, like I said, I said it from get go and you just will not let it go. It's not a good marketing ah slogan.
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What's that spread us on you? Yeah, it only works when I say it. Yeah, this is true. that might just wall You just won't let it go. I've been trying to think of a new one.
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Let it die. Let it die. I'm not figuring it out though. I've been trying to die for years. It's not working. Let it go. Let it go.
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Wrong movie. No, it's not. Only from one movie. Okay. telling you to let it go. Let it go. There's no movie reference.
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stop sure
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Listen you and your lady pop over there Blaze I've just found something you're gonna want you ever play guitar hero I Have bu before yeah, see we got cool stuff like t-shirts and we have like cool stuff like What the fuck?
04:08:40
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dises I could have sworn I uploaded two pictures and it didn't work. you Like, which one did I just upload? Okay, so this one. You did upload two pictures. I still believe that. What? I only see one. Really? I got rid of the other one. You made two of them. Yeah. No.
04:09:08
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I thought I uploaded just both of them. Check it out, Blake. Long hero. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I win. The buttons are on the wrong side. Do you need the buttons on the other side? We got hoodies. When you're holding them. Yeah, hoodies. And it's winter, so you can get your hoodie on.
04:09:31
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and
04:09:34
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It's a hoodie on. get your hoodie. Y'all. It's all it's all hoodie in the hood. It's all hood in the hood. and all hidden It's all hood in the hood. It's all good in the hood. It's all good in the hood. Sure. We got hats too. I put it all good in the hood.
04:09:59
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ah No, I was goofing off while we were on break. I was goofing off on the website,
04:10:10
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the 3D printing website. And I found found that bong and I was like, that's hilarious. That is pretty cool. I mean, if I could hook it up to a controller, you know, so I can play bong hero while I smoke.
04:10:26
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ah the light and When it actually looks up to something wait what yeah, you like if you take apart one of the Guitar hero guitars and you mold it into the ball That'd be cool yeah so Because the buttons are functional I like they click Like here look at the picture they actually have a small button Yeah, but the face that they're on the wrong side they need to be on the other side not No, because that's that's the front that's the front that's the front Yeah,
04:11:03
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so yeah so how do you hold your phone you put your you put your hand like this so you can tap it while you're hitting it You cut it you hold it like this. It's like a weird saxophone, dude i'm telling it's on the own Because you smoke on the This is awesome. Listening to two non-smokers argue that. That's what I was asking. That's what I was asking. Wasn't. Yeah. yeah know You hold the lighter up both the ground cone at the bottom. All right. You smoke from the top. You pack it in the top and go all the coat right over the top. No, you pack it down at the bottom.
04:11:44
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I know how to pack them all. Also, you cannot take it. Also, you could not take you could not take a part of the guitar hero controller and it still work. You would have to make the ball off of the already existing guitar. Well, that's the beauty of 3D printing. I can remodel the ball so it attaches to the guitar hero. Yeah, you would have to. Yeah, it would have to attach. OK. So here's a. You know, pretty cool.
04:12:17
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Just because you look at stuff online does not mean that it's necessarily factual and or true. I think you actually have a 3D printer in your hands and you're actually 3D printing stuff. Let's just calm down on what I'm doing. These 3D printed bombs. Black gilders? No, they're bombs. They're bombs, man. They're bombs. They're sighted bombs. Those are weird looking. I like it. Those are weird.
04:12:43
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like it said that while holding the lighter front, you hold it to the side. That's pretty cool. That'd be awkward. It's like a regular long hitter, ripper, whatever you call yourself, a stoner. Wouldn't that be awkward to like try to hit it from? If you're so used to it like coming into the front, wouldn't it be awkward if it was on the side? It'd be, it takes some getting used to. I mean, if I if i was a weed smoker, I think I would have one of those like,
04:13:13
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little mini torches, so I can just click it. And then I tell you what, Jeff, whenever you get your 3d printer running, I want you to make me one of these. I want one of these fuckers, got there a gravity ball. I still don't understand how those work. It turns like I know it turns, but so i so you I don't understand the physics behind a gravity ball. So can, can you see my mouse?
04:13:41
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I can see it. So you put your, your shit right here. And then you have water down here. Okay. Your flame, you put your flame right here. And as you, as you're lighting it, you flip this up and the water rushes down and pulls the smoke in like a gravity bomb. And then you inhale it from over here. Interesting. Yeah. That one's harder to make because you'd have to have to the glass tubes.
04:14:12
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Well, like an awful lot of work you can hide. steve i tell that is Exactly. The thing with that is you can but make all these parts and then I can get a glass blower to make that part. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's easy. I sent you a link to the website. It's called things. Basically it goes to every website that is as 3d printing models and you type in whatever you want and it'll find a 3d print for it.
04:14:40
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okay i google does that too yeah that a my this actually has the files so i can actually put it in the 3d printer but i was trying to find that grinder that i was telling you about i'm not worried about finding the actual 3d printer fucking designs just like i just so here's it here's
Stoner Culture and Humor
04:15:03
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an old school fucking gravity ball
04:15:11
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What happened to the good old days and just taking an empty pop The apple I do no shit every once in a while I'll still grab an apple and just build a fucking little pipe just because right Good old days
04:15:38
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This is cool. This this bong is like in different sections. So like then because the guy like they make glass bongs like this where you can like make them real tall or real short. to be a the good old days as a non-weeds smoker. I don't understand why yeah why you would want longer. What's that, Glick? Oh, you know why. I said, as the guy who's only smoked weed twice in his life, I'm like, oh, the good old days, you know, when you used to use a pop can or an apple, you know. leave what well We were all in high school seeing somebody grabbing a pop can and denting it. Okay. However, I do remember a couple of my stoner friends when I was in like,
04:16:21
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before I came to the career center, being in like shop class. And we, the the fun thing to do is make fist packs. And, yes you know, I worked and, and, and like, I was awesome and would stop because I worked for the Amish and and whatnot. i but So yeah, well not only that, but no, they would come to me and we would make the fist pack.
04:16:48
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but they would want me to drill it out so they could have a, I would drill out the side and then drill out the top and put a screen in there so they could, and not only did they have a fist pack if they got into a fight, but they could also, you know, get stoned. Dude, please, please. I, when my wife first first started smoking weed, I took a, ja you know what, you know how Jenga comes in all those boxes? Nice. There you go. mondays portrait church
04:17:18
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ah jeff ballng no but i I used to take Jenga blocks and I drill it. Oh, that's a good idea. and The only problem with them were they only were good for about 12 smokes because the wood would burn.
04:17:39
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But a stack of Jenga blocks going only cost you like 20 bucks. And I actually I used a mixed.
04:17:50
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I'd make hitters. Oh, one hitters. Yeah. But I would use a a I want to I want to comment on the size of the ball. You know why somebody would use a taller ball, right? No, I'm curious. More smoke.
04:18:09
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Why wouldn't you just hit it more times? Blaze, have you ever seen or do you follow Stoner Jump? Stoner what? Stoner Gump. Stoner Gump. You don't look like Forrest? No, not yet. Dude, you've got to look this guy up. Who kicked a lock? Not yet. Can I get in this case? Stoner Gump. He talks like Forrest Gump.
04:18:39
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But he is a raging stoner as he calls it space cadets or astronauts. But at one point in time, you know, those big inflatable balls that you can buy. It's like a big inflatable ball and you get inside of it. and It's like a yeah like a playhouse. Oh, yeah yeah. He bought one of those and made his himself his hey handmade and him and his buddy filled this fucking thing up with smoke and got high as hell. Dude, um the do you remember during COVID where they were showing those little stones, like personal little, uh, and that you would be in with the extra chromie here. He's about to. So the one dude did that with his grandma, she was in one of those and he hooked it up, he hooked up a big bomb to like a leaf blower and blew weed into into the little tent thing. So you can take a leaf blower and take some little foil make this huge, they did it in a movie. It's huge bowl and you can use it to hold in the hot box our entire house. Just walk your house.
04:19:56
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And as he does he does something like that. He's also got he's also got a ah Cookbook for the spicy lettuce because he has to use certain words in terminology, right? right right because You know and he calls it spicy lettuce Yeah, or walk me tincture. See, his his nephew or whatever it is, his homie with the extra chromie, that kid killed Gabe. Gabe, he's a goddamn trip. He's a little asshole sometimes, but he's a fucking trick, man. Yes, soder gup i've been following I've been following him for a while. I don't know why I hadn't told you about him before, but he fucking cracks me up.
04:20:39
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The dude's got 113 videos but 27,000 subscribers. Go you, dude. Fuck yeah. you ah What channel? What channel is that? StonerGum. What media? What platform? YouTube. go yeah go to Go to like his TikTokers. I think he's one of those guys that probably have a million plus. Dude, Blaze, you were talking about that that leaf blower hotbox. Get you one of these, buddy.
04:21:08
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oh Fuck yeah, dude. You're right. I hotbox the shit out of that You don't really need the leaf blower. You just need a bunch of weed Weed of my lungs, right? No weed every day Yeah, this this is it that so this lady She got this thing during COVID And and it's ah it's like a personal, like, he yeah, here it is. and It's like that. And then her grandson hotboxed her. It's up to 35% warmer. Up to 35% stoner. Oh yeah, here it is. I found it. I found the photo of, well, this is not the one I was watching, but somebody else did it. Holy shit, this is hilarious. Check it out.
04:22:01
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the hot box and the **** out of that, dude. Hell yeah. Yeah, Stoder, Stoder, Gump does it, man. They got so freaking high. Uh what's the, what's the dude from uh um Cypress Hill? He's got a podcast where he hot boxes in a car with his guest. Yeah,
04:22:28
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yeah it's uh Kevin Smith went on there and tapped out within like 20 minutes. He's like, I i gotta get out of the car. I can't find this guy on TikTok. I'm getting, being formed and aware. I'm getting some like, used I can't find him on TikTok. Yeah, he's definitely got more than 113 videos because I feel like I've watched more than that.
04:22:54
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I can't find him on TikTok. Oh, there he is. I found it. I put a space between Stoner and Gump and TikTok, Whitten. Find it because Stoner. Yeah, because you put Stoner. Oh yeah, he's got like 1.9 million followers and 2 million. And 2 million. Yeah, I found it. He reels Hotbox. He does his podcast like this, dude.
04:23:22
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The dude's got books man. Yeah. He's got, he just, he just published a book. That's a, that's a, a, a cookbook. Herbalie infused. Yeah. And there's also and got called cosmonaut cuisine. Yeah. And then he's got, that he's got some enhancer drinks. He's got like these drinks that are meant to enhance your high.
04:23:49
Speaker
some of them are like for energy some of them are like like they're like some of them are um an energetic stoner is kind of like an oxy mold uh you can't see nothing yeah i know we cast ring spear back yeah fuck it yeah send it to me you got that screenshot it sent it to me Yeah, he's got like those drinks because every once in a while right before he gets stoned out of my eye five. Intensity intensify pack terpene blend for increased. But doesn't an energetic stoner sound like an oxymoron? No. Not really because they've got strands that'll help you sleep. that willll helppa That'll help with energy. and
04:24:44
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that song Yeah, I mean, then yeah, but yeah, there's like head highs, body highs, there's in-betweens, there's, yeah. I just, if I could get high and and still keep clear head, I think I'd be okay. Because when my head starts, like when I start getting to that where, oh my gosh, I can't control myself, I freak out. Like, what do you mean? I don't know what you mean by can't control yourself. I don't know what you mean. Like, I don't feel like I have control of my faculties.
04:25:14
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Yeah. Piss yourself. No, no, no, no. Like, yeah you know what? You're, I'll put it in an alcoholic terms. You know, when you drink so much, you can't stand up straight. Nope. Yeah. I'm like that. If I smoke half a joint and it freaks me the fuck out. See, it takes a lot of edibles for me to get to that point. Every time I've gotten high, I'm like, Oh my gosh, I'm freaking out. Cause I can't, I can't focus my eyes on one thing.
04:25:43
Speaker
Like if you don hold over your finger, I'm seeing four and I'm like, yeah I'm trying and then I'm freaking out because I can't focus on it. It's just not a good look. I'm freaking out man. Yeah. You are freaking out man. I'm calling January. That's when we're watching that.
04:26:04
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No, I don't want to watch that anytime soon. It's a good movie really wrong, but I love that a lot of a lot of comedies. I want to do something a little bit. different I know we didn't. We need to do some dramas. I want to doesn it know anything outside of common. I do a draw actually. I love the notebook. Definitely not doing that one. I love that. I watched Harry Potter was on a comedy.
04:26:31
Speaker
definitely not doing the Harry Potter franchise or or the Lord of the Rings. I won't watch Lord of the Rings to save my life. I'm not saying they're bad movies. I'm just like, no, I am. That's too much for a couple hour show. Well, not to mention they're like 40 hours long.
04:26:53
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mu travel fucking the lifeline No, but we need to be action movies and they're like, well, next week's technically an action movie. This is true. It's also a Christmas movie. It's a Christmas movie.
04:27:11
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guarantee it's It's a Christmas family movie. very I always say it's a family movie. It's definitely a Christmas smith's movie. Oh, it's a family movie. You gather the family around and you watch fucking bruce will Bruce Willis saves Christmas. even got a present for the nasty man. Alright, it's not Christmas because Gruber falls off the Nakadomi Plaza. Well, then it's Christmas here in here then because I watched that **** last night. I did too. I watched it tonight. He he what up? He
04:27:52
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he granted hansrubers Christmas wish to fly. No, Glenn didn't fall asleep. Yep, no, we're. Yep, I'm asleep. Mary Christopher was full.
04:28:12
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We're doing that next year, because we only have three, three episodes till Christmas. What is Mary Christopher? Is that a movie? No, Christopher is full. That's from National Lampoon's Christmas vacation.
04:28:25
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Oh, I see. i'm I'm not a big fan of those movies. I love to watch that next year. I'm not going to look forward to it. That's all right. We can watch. I'll just make sure I punish you with horror movies during October. So we're good. I know you will. You maybe watch Terrifier, all three of them. So I'm getting my revenge.
04:28:43
Speaker
soon. There's no revenge. That's the price you pay with your co-host. You don't get to make the wish. See, my favorite Christmas movie is. We take turns on who gets to pick the movie. So. But I still have ultimate decision. I i see. I like I like. but
04:29:05
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Yes, but I'm very cool. yeah i'll send my witness robot um blow you I was to do 12 angry men too. And Jeff's like, man, I started watching it. I don't think we can do it. It's such a slow movie, but it's ah but it it's a good movie. It's got a, it's got a powerful message and that's what I wanted to talk about.
04:29:26
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Hey, hey Jarvis, you think we can get a movie from this this century by chance anytime I saw that coming i saw that yeah i saw that coming on a mile away. What are you guys watching?
04:29:40
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a terrible John Candy movie from the 80s. Oh, so you're watching a movie that's 45 years old that nobody's going to understand. You know, cool. What are you guys watching next week? I don't know. Some other movie from 1973. Oh, cool. Is this the Jervisci show? Like, what's going on here? What's happening here? Diehard next week. I mean, you want to talk about your soul? So I want to. All right. So, Chris, he's I I'm glad you brought up the whole dinner thing.
04:30:08
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ah Yesterday, I got done with the dash. it was The pickup was at this barbecue joint that I had never been to. It opened up like four months ago. And I walked in there. I'm like, man, fucking smells amazing in here.
04:30:23
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So I picked up the food. I was like, man, I'm going to have to check this place out. Anyway, I dry, I take the, this is that the mullet guy, the hyper mullet guy. I dropped his food off. I dropped his food off and I asked him, I was like, man, is that barbecue any good? He's like, man, they got some good stuff. And he compared it to one of the food trucks in town. I'm like, oh, that's some good barbecue.
04:30:45
Speaker
So, I went back and tried it man. It was it was dope and I got the fifteen dollar half rack special and dude, the amount of ribs I got was just I couldn't even **** finish it all. You know, it was really good. I love the idea. I would never want to own a restaurant or a food truck. It's just so much work involved. And then you got the health services checking in. Unless anybody owns a food truck, it just looks like hell. I would much rather have a food truck than a restaurant though. Oh, I agree. But did you watch that movie? What about? Please. What about? Please. What about? Check me out. Hear me out.
04:31:35
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We all know what ice cream trucks are. What if we had a weed and beer truck together that was like an ice cream truck? We talked about that a little while ago. of ah of A food truck that was just weed or delivery weed. I'm talking about an ice cream truck style weed and beer truck. We can drive through the neighborhoods with a little doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
04:32:01
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or whatever, you know, I mean, no actually so I'm not opposed to that idea. um sods and smoke don't have him we suns and smoke We can sell weed to the kids. There you go. Like they weren't. There's an, there's a food truck in California. They sell nothing but cereal. Mm hmm. There's a restaurant. Yeah. there's but timber in New York. city but Buds and brews. They're called cereal bars. Yeah. Yeah.
04:32:33
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ah we got that struck Buds and brews. Have you guys ever seen those, uh, those, those bars that, I mean, I'm surprised fucking, uh, Newark doesn't have one or they probably do. And they're like pedal bars. I've seen those hits down and everybody pedals, pedals.
04:32:51
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And then of course somebody drives it and then you can drink beer while you're peddling down the road and shit. So we don't, we don't have them in Newark, but Columbus does. I've seen them this summer when I was, uh, would, would be coming home from work. They're like downtown Columbus. Um, yeah I was like, what? Hold it, man. Does Newark have a brewery in town or close or?
04:33:15
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uh you're typically around places with like breweries like a brew or like a beer culture yeah we've got we've got we've got and we've got we've got we've got trek brewery right here in town uh we must have got bank house i think it's what it's called um uh there was another one beer or something brewery i can never tell if that place is open Cause those things are good. If you're like, if you're doing, if you combine it with like a beer brewery tour at the same time, yeah then we have, much yeah we have ship brothers as well. Ship brothers brew downtown. um god It was like right around the corner from Buckeye battle acts. Okay. I see. I think, I think those, I think that would be a cool investment. Now, if you can do that instead of, instead of beer with weed, that'd be cool.
04:34:09
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I don't think that thing would go for itself. The cool thing about Stik Brothers, have you ever been to like Dave and Busters or whatever? Yeah, I'm familiar with it, yeah. You know how you buy the game card and you just go and like touch the game you want to play? That's how they do there. That's how they do you buy ah you buy like a $50 card and you go up and you tap the little sensor and you and it's all draft.
04:34:37
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and yeah or you know and how and it's in it's like 10 cents an ounce or something like that. but They actually have a there's a a Supergid rally here which is a grocery store but it's in the hotel zone and they have a wine bar like that. Like you get those cards and you tap it and it'll fill your glass of wine. I'm like that's a grocery store I can get on to. Does New York have uh New York newark have like growlers Is that a thing around there? It's like a, it's like a half gallon glass. John, you go get beer. I'm sure there are places that have them, uh, Granville, which, I mean, you know where Granville is from being up there. It's right next to there. There's like a tiger, a lily pad brewery. I don't know what the fuck it's called. I think they do growlers. There's a couple other places. Okay.
04:35:35
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But I mean, what, what york does it may or may not have a guarantee Columbus does, you know, and Columbus is it's depending on where you're going. It's about 45 minutes away from New York. I mean, I drive there every day. So like Nikki and I've talked about, you know, spending the weekend at a hotel down by the arena district or in the, in the short North area.
04:36:05
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and just bar off in the all whole week because there's there's so many, um there's so many bars downtown and music venues and shit like that. So I'm sure some of them, I think Trek has the ground and Trek's right there, right around the corner from our house. Okay. See in Cancun and the bars downtown, you can get these. Yeah, we you can get those there. There's a couple back together.
04:36:32
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yeah It's like it's like two gallons of beer for the table. Yeah. It's like on draft. Right. That's what I was thinking. There's a there's a Mexican restaurant and everyone he that has that and they bring them they you can get them for margaritas. Yeah.
04:37:01
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Ah, and then you can also get them for beer. I think there's another bar that has those in town for beer as well. ah um Or another restaurant, I guess you could say, not necessarily a bar, but restaurant. I've been Chris. We're going to the Steelers Browns game tomorrow.
04:37:19
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there's a There's a couple of bars here that the we used to go to and i yeah they have, it's it's set up like an old English pub, like they got like table games. So you can play Jenga and shit like that, or cards or whatever, Uno. And they have those there and we'd get those and just rock out, drink beer all night for six bucks.
04:37:47
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We'd end up getting like nine of them though. <unk>ve I've never gotten I've never gotten one before but I've seen them There's a bunch there's a bunch of bars in Charleston that Adam and I'm like dude i could fucking I could polish that thing off on myself, bro You know back when I used to drink I used to say the same thing and then I'd get it get to the table and like this thing's as big as
04:38:13
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as long as you stay cold the whole time, I would absolutely it does. That's what's really cool. yeah You know, like it it's got a chilled effect to the base. Like it it holds ice. And so it keeps it cold. Yeah. I mean, I'm not polishing off one of those full of a margarita because I'll be fucking I'll be one to step in with the fucking devil.
04:38:36
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but Because some of them, day apartment some of them, day ah Mexican restaurants in in town. Man, they don't **** around but they've got their margaritas are like ten parts margarita or ten parts tequila, one part margarita mix. I'm like i like, I didn't realize. where all I only had one margarita. Yeah.
04:39:05
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and I don't know what year it is. We're playing in my mind. My girlfriend at the time, when I used to go to the bar and we'd get those big things, she's like, are you going to drink a lot? No, I'm just going to have one. And then I get yeah give him one of those really big ones. Yeah,
04:39:20
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i only have one yeah Chris, we'll we'll be we're going to the game. I'll have to send you. Are we still friends on Snapchat, Chris? I'll just send you a picture of our seats, dude. We got killer fucking seats, man.
04:39:37
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Nicki's bum. She forgot our flag. I was like, we were like an hour and a half from Hollis. She was like, shit. I was like, I did. I knew we were forgetting something. And so that you can get here. And um'm I'm sure it's a thing other places as well. Oh, yeah, you get those everyone. Yeah, you think you're on with you're go awesome.
04:40:07
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Yeah, you you can get those every day where they sell them in concert. they They sell them in the bars. Yeah, you can get those everywhere. They're awesome. There was a bar down on the. When I lived in Charleston. Down on falling. That you can get those. And yeah, it was a lot of the frozen drinks and I was down there.
04:40:38
Speaker
I went down there shortly after my after the kid's mom and I split up and I went down there with a couple friends and I was fucking drinking like sex on the beach and like yeah. Hawaii was like pros. They were all frozen drinks man.
04:40:58
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They had a frozen drink bar here for like three months. And for some reason it didn't, it didn't last, but they, they had just a bunch of slushy machines and it was all like it great flavors. and But I would get one in the morning. I get a leader one in the morning and be hammered by a dude. They here. Yeah. Like every gas station and shit you go into here in PA,
04:41:25
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with all their goofy beer rules and laws but like every gas station almost like the local ones you can get the alcoholic slushies or the alcohol yeah yeah yeah we'll call it we'll call it what it is an alcoholic slushie because if you're buying a fucking slushie with alcohol at it at a gas station you're an alcoholic but almost every time do liquor stores drive-through liquor stores yeah yeah i've seen our and we have a couple of them here not that I'm aware of well, not in there. Uh, but because our liquor stores are our liquor stores inside programs. So, so our local liquor store has a drive-thru and slushy. Holy shit. Let's go SMU baby. Keep the dream alive. Every guy he was watching. Right.
04:42:21
Speaker
I'm sorry. There's a place in Blondie's. What's there was one here in Cancun and I can't remember what it was called. I'm trying to find it. Funny enough, Utah had drive through fucking gas stations where you can buy beer.
Alcohol Purchases and Product Reviews
04:42:38
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a We have now we now we have drive throughs in there where you can buy beer. We got lots of I think they've got all kinds of the weird but like the weird like beat boxes and uh those um what is that god damn this he buys them all the time those balls you know the buzz balls yeah yeah and you can you like you can get that and you can get other kinds of specialty uh drinks and whatnot but when you don't he's like little not that i'm aware of you can't like drive through and get a bottle of fucking you know jack daniels or something
04:43:17
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You can't at this one. You can go through this. The one here you can. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like I said. But like I said, I think that's mainly because like a liquor store is inside. So you got a grove. You're doing your shopping. Yeah, that's they don't have a dedicated. They don't have a dedicated liquor store, though. Interesting. OK. I mean, I think there's one in here. I think there's one in here.
04:43:46
Speaker
There's one here called La Europea. And it's basically a giant liquor store where you can get anything from anywhere in the world. Interesting. Like I can get German beer. I can get, you know, everything, but everything like I, I tried to get absinthe rare and they won't sell it. but Have you ever had absinthe? No, but I want to try it. Do you like black licorice? Oh, really? Is it that bad? Yeah. I'm out.
04:44:13
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uh when I lived in Charleston we had total wine and more and they had like any they had wine from all over the world I think they had a big section for beer and you can get beer from all over the world that's where I give a lot of my German and Belgian beers that but also attached to it um now you couldn't take like beer or wine in there and then get liquor so you had to pay stuff or you couldn't like you know you had that you had to pay separate but it was it was in the same building so basically you just went out there either the entrance like if you came in the entrance you went to the left that went into the liquor store to the right went into the total wine and more but I love that that fucking place was huge man they had wine well yeah it's like a Sam's Club for fucking liquor yeah
04:45:12
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It's it's funny. I like how you say you can buy anything in the world from there except for absinthe. I don't know if you can get absinthe at Total Wine and More, but that's not something that's ever crossed my mind that I want to drink. So you know, I drink a lot and I'll try a lot of different things and I drank a lot in my life. I don't think it's ever crossed my mind. It's not on your bucket list.
04:45:39
Speaker
I bought a bottle when I was coming through Ireland at the duty three years ago. And I got it back. I got it back after we got back to, I think I was in, where was I at the time? California, South Dakota, I can't remember. And I was so, I mean, this bottle was sitting in my bag. I was like, fuck, finally home, get some chance to try it. I fucking insipped it. I'm like, this shit is nasty. Well, you're supposed to actually put it over sugar.
04:46:09
Speaker
I did it the right way too. I tried it. Okay. And it still tastes like shit. Really? Yeah. Oh shit. Tell your, tell your pops. It's a heavy birthday, Chris. That's cool. Yeah. Uh, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah. You know, total awareness and more. I love that fucking place, man. That place was awesome. If they didn't have a beer I was looking for, I would just tell them what I wanted and they would be like, all right, put your phone number. We'll call you when it gets in.
04:46:36
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no those g those JBL speakers are fucking nice. I got a pair of JBL headset and these things are fucking dope. I've got a I've got an old ass JBL just a mini speaker that I've had for years it's waterproof and shit like that. I keep it in my bathroom. It's fucking awesome. Oh, yeah, they got good quality shit.
04:47:27
Speaker
and originally it was supposed to be like 20 degrees and cold as fucking balls but then we looked at the weather last week or the other day and I was like Nicky's supposed to be like 55 and sunny and now it's down to like 50 and sunny. I was like hell yeah. or I just checked here at 75 degrees. It's supposed to be 57 tomorrow at the high.
04:47:53
Speaker
again sixty five here I just checked. It's cold. here It's cold. It's get cold. It's cold. The photos he gets here, I still wear shorts and t-shirts. Yeah, for the buy from the kids section. hey But I don't, I don't think I own a sweater. Holy fuck. That's, stas up that's a fucking beast of a speaker then. What was it, a 15 inch? sub
04:48:38
Speaker
I'm looking up at the JBL speaker. And so am I. I'm looking at 600 bucks for a Bluetooth speaker.
04:48:46
Speaker
Of course, it's not going to be Christmas. Jupiter's Christmas what? Oh. Is it one of these? This is cool. ah Let me save the picture. Is it the JBL Authentics 500?
04:49:10
Speaker
I think might be. There's a couple of them. That thing's about seven. Oh, man, that's a nice fucking speaker. There's this.
04:49:27
Speaker
that Is it this one? Oh, man, I just shared something. Oh, I wasn't it was this one. Yeah, I saw that one too. i see that That's the speaker I would get from my grandfather. Cause it's like, it's got some like class to it. Yeah. Got some ass to it. i get my grandfather yell Party box three 20. I'd get my grandfather some ass too. Cause he was still alive. Dude, they sell these at the regular store like this.
04:50:09
Speaker
I can buy those at almost any store. Yeah, they have them everywhere. Yeah, I bought like two of them.
04:50:22
Speaker
Okay, yes, it this one right here. Yeah, that's the one I showed. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that looks like a luggage carrier. Is that like a karaoke machine?
04:50:34
Speaker
Yeah, right there it is. Holy shit dude, that's dope as fuck. That thing's got wheels and a handle. Yep. Oh dude, they sell, they, they, they got like, they got one here. It's a 15 inch subwoofer and then it's got orange and stuff. And it's not JBL, but they got, you know, the, it's like Bob's brand with their Bluetooth and everything all day long. It's one BL.
04:51:08
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, well, tell him happy birthday, man. That's awesome. What what songs you're singing on karaoke, Chris Technician? Singing a little uh backstreet boys. I want it that way. Yeah. Yeah. Little uh well, Chris is What's she saying in over there for karaoke?
04:51:38
Speaker
Little Christian Aguilera, genie in bottle. He he's saying the fireman by George Street. Alright. Singing. Singing. It's raining men by the weather girls. I'll meet the power man.
04:51:59
Speaker
Speaking of my thing. Yeah. It's making a comeback. No idea. I will say you guys have talked to Rocky more recently than I have. Yeah, he popped up in the the week. so Like two weeks ago, he was here for like five minutes. Yeah. Been a hot fucking minute since I talked to him.
04:52:23
Speaker
Actually, I'm less on read the last time I mess with you I'll take your fucking test watching Card away i was saying your man by Joshua. I don't know any of those songs fireman. there it's all con Oh Yeah, the fireman person No, I'm not. the Fire man.
04:52:57
Speaker
That's my name. or whatever Putting out fires all over town or something like that. Talking about banging a bunch of married women in that song. He really is. He's the fireman and and he's putting out fires.
04:53:17
Speaker
He's going straight to goddamn dog. He's a dog in them streets. They mad. They mean it. Goddamn dog, son.
04:53:35
Speaker
Now we retain. Ladies, don't play. Check your what's plays. I just sent you another what we were talking about before we started.
04:53:48
Speaker
yeah Oh, yeah. Well, they're cheap, Ben. Yeah. i I was actually looking at one of those. It was already gutted out because it was a work truck. Yeah. The panel van version is what you want. That one, that one I can get here for about three grand. That's about what they are here. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. They're, they're fucking dope. Mine was awesome.
04:54:18
Speaker
I'm going to do some more looking and see if I can't find some other pictures of camper vans like that.
04:54:31
Speaker
You know what? Something else I was thinking is like, I don't know if you could do it with the Dodge Caravan. Yeah, I don't know. They're not get one of those. no I don't, I don't blame you. No, I have actually owned one.
04:54:49
Speaker
bad memories. Blaze wants to live out of a van, Glick. I told him to get Chevy Astro They're perfect. Not hard on gas. Plenty of room. Man, I don't feel like an Astro van is going to be big enough to live in. Maybe for you, Jeff, because you're... No, the one Glaze showed me.
04:55:14
Speaker
was would be like a instead of to be where I could just like go camping and you know, just kind of travel to the van life and just do it right and get you one of them get you one of them big ass Ford E F3 or E 350 bands. That's man. **** that gas. That's that's why I was saying the Astro van is perfect.
04:55:39
Speaker
because it's I don't think I just don't think they're big enough. I mean, I wouldn't want to try to live in an Astro van. I mean, I'd be living in the world. I'd be living in the world. I'm just sleeping in the van. You're gonna eat my fucking bear. You're gonna eat my fucking bear.
04:55:57
Speaker
He's gonna be he's gonna have a hammock all set up outside his Astro van life. high as a mother hugger. Look, this is the one that Blaze sent me. That's a Chevy Astro Van. Yeah, I don't know. I'm also a lot bigger than both of you.
04:56:20
Speaker
fair you need a box drum <unk> go buy an r go buy it rv the the biggest problem by the home by poor boy i got it number but the biggest problem now the biggest problem when it comes to van life is gas mileage and you know you buy an rv you just spent your load right there on gas for the next 10 years yeah but if i'm living in a van or whatever if i'm doing the van life thing yeah i'm gonna travel but i'm not gonna be like on the road all the time like i'm gonna go someplace like i like say for instance i'm gonna go like to like pamper and i'm gonna be there for like a month maybe two
04:57:09
Speaker
and then I'm going to go like maintenance. Yeah. exactly know Well, I brought up, I brought up diesel. I brought up diesel with the problem is diesel breaks. You just spent your year salary fixing it. I'm putting my wiener on the internet. So I got, I got RV money. You guys got Astro band money. Cause you're pro pitches. I got, I got a wiener on the internet money. school I got wiener on the internet money. So I'm buying an RV.
04:57:39
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but
04:57:43
Speaker
And I'm not talking like you don't have to get a big ass fuck off RVs like they they make smaller RVs, you know what I mean? i just know um but um um han i'm a big guy
04:58:02
Speaker
yeah I feel like I'd be cramped in a van in a minivan. I'm just I'm just saying uh for the sake of coolness. welly Yeah, I guess something like that. Yeah. I don't know what that is or how big it is but it's a Freightliner. Freight Shaker. Yeah, see that's dope. This is an Astro van right here with that's dope as **** man.
04:58:31
Speaker
model I'm not mad at that. Although um I think it would be shit in the winter. i i think and please Well, that's why I would like, during the winter, I'd i'd move, I'd sit up camp down in like Southwest America. I'd go down there by Albuquerque.
04:58:58
Speaker
No, because I got friends in Arizona. I got friends in Cali. I got friends up in Oregon, Washington. little back there Southwest Asia. I do the Appalachian shit too. Check all that out. i a fucking rap by in immigrant now yeah You got a birdie mouth. I'm just saying, Blaze. I'm just saying. I'm not mad at that, dude. I am.
04:59:26
Speaker
Well, you shouldn't get a finger in your butthole. Yeah. I mean, what? A finger in your butthole. When you're on the apple, when you're on the Appalachian trails. It's as long as I know about it when it's happening. No, you're not going to know until it happens. It won't happen. You're like, hey, is that a finger in my butt? Sorry about that, little fella. I thought you'd like it.
04:59:51
Speaker
You got to put a mile from checking your prostate back here. I always get very skeptical about buying electronics from Walmart. Yeah. Walmart has ah but more has ah that on that on-brand, that O&M brand. That's a solid brand, man. I'll vouch for it. Yeah, I'll vouch for it. It's a solid brand. I bought, well, my camera that I bought for my laptop is is on. Oh, how is it?
05:00:18
Speaker
Wow. And I bought some other stuff. It's solid. It's definitely a quality product. This was what I was talking about, Blaze. You get with the shell top on it? Yeah. Give me a little bit more headroom.
05:00:34
Speaker
but yeah It's always getting in the head, too. but ahead You know what's really cool is you can get those you can get those Chevy Astro vans in four-wheel drive.
05:00:47
Speaker
Yeah, and I thought about that. I think that would be a nice addition. I know it added gas clouds. That's cool. That one's cool with the pop-up.
05:01:01
Speaker
I like that that. Yeah, I was looking at some of those, too. I think that's custom, though. Yeah, but you'll you're you're not going to find the new. You're going to use the little reveal. Yeah.
05:01:16
Speaker
exactly the wholeest type it jerry There you go. Here's the ultimate. There you go. There's your winner, buddy. Is that four-wheel drive? Four-wheel drive with a lift kit, no less. I swear, they send me these pills that I have to take but I have to like cut the pill in half and I never cut it in half perfect.
05:01:46
Speaker
It doesn't have one of those free, like, perforated things? No. Unfortunately, it does not. Bummer, man. Yeah, of course not.
05:02:02
Speaker
Well, you should take the pills. He's a drug addict. He's popping pills. I'm popping pills. Roggy. Roggy. Yeah, that was the right one. Jesus Christ.
05:02:15
Speaker
so oh This shit'll be kicking in in a little bit. I'm gonna be going to bed f Yeah f how are we doing the same that Now I have bought I have bought phone cases at Walmart because the price is pretty good Those otter boxes are dope dude. You can't hurt those things. Yeah, they're fucking expensive You know what pisses me off you go to the fucking Like Verizon or AT&T, you get a new phone and it's just like fucking thousand dollar fucking phone. And you're like, okay. It's a gradual thing. And they don't give you a fucking case. You have to go buy an $80 fucking case. Fucking ridiculous. I've had nothing but bad luck with Otter boxes. I think they're the biggest pieces of overpriced shit on the planet. However, the freaking $12
05:03:09
Speaker
whatever Billy Bob Jim Jimmy Dean **** phone case that I buy off of Amazon has been the greatest phone case I've ever bought. I don't I don't have a phone case. I don't use one. You also never leave your house or you the seat that you're sitting in. So, there's that. Yeah, that is true. The toilet. Never.
05:03:35
Speaker
yeah yeah and my ires perfect I've got, I've got like a, like a $10 phone case on my phone. It's better than any Otter box that's out there. I've dropped my phone. I don't know how many times screen first. I don't know how many times it is fantastic. The only time I've ever broken a phone is when it's in an Otter box case. Really? yeah And they probably didn't replace it. Nope.
05:04:08
Speaker
i love like I have a very small crack at the bottom of my phone, but it it doesn't affect anything and I'm not worried about it. But my phone, I've had it for three years and it gets dropped all the time. It constantly falls off my bed. iPhone.
05:04:33
Speaker
No, he constantly falls out of his bed. No, i like not holding the phone with the same hand that you use the lotion. OK, no, no. What I do is like I'll put my instead of reaching over and putting it on the bedside table, I just set it down on the on the bed. While it's on charge and I'll roll over at night, knock it over, wake up, it's on the floor. OK.
05:05:01
Speaker
ah book could have not been able to find for it because it's like underneath my dog. I can always find mine because I have to wait. If I lose my phone, I wait until about 10 o'clock in the morning. It'll start making noise.
05:05:20
Speaker
Get the notifications from Pornhub. We got a new release. No, it's it's my alarm. My alarm goes off at 9.50. Just grind your account. but i can also with with my um i can i can i'll send it stuff from my my computer so it'll light up ah just i'll just like yes yes yes so it lights up so like there is ah and sending himself messages so he can like only yeah I got a cool, well, Blaze, you saw what I did the other day. I got a cool app for my phone. It changes my keyboard. And my keyboard actually makes gunfire sounds.
05:06:12
Speaker
<unk> Every time I type, it's, and then when I hit, I don't know if you can hear it. But the space bar, the space bar reloads.
05:06:25
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It's fucking awesome.
05:06:29
Speaker
The stuff that us find entertaining. It's the app is called Thunder Neon Wolf. I'm definitely not downloading it. I was going to say that would be entertaining for all of about 30 seconds. It is. it like to well bla I changed the font and then I couldn't figure out how to change it back and I went to search something and it didn't recognize the font.
05:06:54
Speaker
So it gave me anything but what I was looking for. Remember that app back in the day when smartphones started really, you know, come on the market, you download that app, it's just like a beer and you turn your phone and yeah, that that shit was like funny for like 30 minutes. Yeah. Well, they, they have apps like that. They have like the whip sound. So you hit the button and go for about 30 seconds.
05:07:23
Speaker
They got gun ones too. The gun ones cracked me up. Yeah. yeah The, uh, the sound boards, cause I used to drive Tony absolutely crazy with the Trump one that we had that I had on my phone.
05:07:44
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I had a Trump sound board that had like, yeah, have like. 400 Trump sound bites in it.
Quirky Apps and Errands
05:07:51
Speaker
Yeah. Just like a random shit that he would say that I would drive Tony absolutely insane with it when we would do the show. Bing bong. Jaina. Jaina. Maybe that's something you should ask Jaina.
05:08:08
Speaker
fish Jaina. I can't wait. Honestly, it's going to be genius. Apparently, uh, the guy that's taking over for the FBI, he's kind of like, or not the IRS. He's like, I'm going to shut it down and audit them because they're missing like several billion dollars and they don't know where it is. No, I know the Pentagon doesn't. I'm doing Whistler Dixon. Jesus. Tell you where it's at. Somebody's fucking taking it. Ooh, the FBI joins the hunt for the CEO killer. Yeah.
05:08:48
Speaker
fbi and the and what we need a Backpack was found in the hunt. Yeah Yeah, because he he changed his clothes and he went into Central Park and changed his clothes a lot of backpack I thought he was dude. That was pretty fucking Fucking bass when it comes to taking the fucking e-bike to get away in traffic like that. That was like fucking perfect. Yeah, good skirt motherfucker I called it. I he's a Ninja Turtle because he went into Central Park, found a storm rain out.
05:09:21
Speaker
He's a chronic master. Yeah. It wasn't me. I'm calling it now. It was not me. I'm a chronic master. Well, that we got lots to talk the blaze about. What? Yeah. Oh, we did a story the other day.
05:09:40
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ah stoneor but thought you
05:09:50
Speaker
and article little article literally identified as teacher when he was homeless and he was naked in all also apparently the sheriff's deputy that tried to chases him down lives in the school yeah like it was the weirdest fucking story ever and i'm reading it going wait a minute it's tariffs dehanie so i ah try to tell jeff all the time Proof reads your news story before you present this. Oh, yeah, that worked out great for blaze Couple weeks ago. We're in that fucking story. He's like, oh, this will be good. I read the first paragraph Forgetting the fact that it's 14 paragraphs long Traumatize me I think you're I think you're just fucking weak Jeff
05:10:40
Speaker
I'm telling you, go back and listen to that story. Even Blaives was like, I don't want to keep reading, but I gotta get to him. Oh, it got hard to read. Like, I was cringing. It was, uh... No, it was, it was by far, like, the fact that that's what did not get us the strike on YouTube. Like, when Clicks said that Snapchat, we were blocked on Facebook, on YouTube, by the way. Blaives fucked up!
05:11:08
Speaker
He told that **** up story and he **** this all. I swore I was like, that's the story. That's the one that did it. That's the line. Look, right know first and foremost, I partake in most of these shows on this network. You really think I'm going back and I'm listening to any of them. I know that's a hard thing to do. I know how bad oh we we are. I listen to sometimes I'm not on the show like it's Saturday night. I'm not on it.
05:11:39
Speaker
I'm driving around doing something. I'll be listening. Yeah. Like I'll listen live sometimes when when I'm not like on Fridays or, uh, you know, Mondays or whatever. Um, I guess that's really the only two days I'm not live. Uh, but, uh, what's that?
05:12:03
Speaker
to rub it in. Why don't you? You watch every day of the week if you want. help Oh god. No. I'm going to keep on the hell you want. It's this last this last **** three quarters of an hour is going to be brutal for me. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
05:12:26
Speaker
I wanted to I took that pill so it'd be kicking kicking in before we get off so I can just like slide in the **** bed and unlike unlike **** Friday night, 3 o'clock in the morning, it's downloaded, dude. I'm going to watch a movie. I'm like, dude, you just watch Dyer. Oh, man. I uh I didn't go to bed. He was on some gummies and he was up because shoot me messages left and right. I was like, oh, I know. I go to bed.
05:12:55
Speaker
That's what I was saying earlier message me and I was right in the middle of listening to him. I'm just like Yeah, so why Chris that's like livestreams why he drives for me Yeah, yeah, I like to listen to a lot of lives. I listen to a lot of podcasts, but I'm glad about whether they're live or not Because like one of my favorite youtubers is mr. Baller I've never I don't ever really see him live but you know, he updates new new videos every every sunday or monday or whatever yeah i listen sometimes he's got some pretty cool stories the way he tells stories is cool too great storyteller man like there's sometimes where i don't give a goddamn about the story he's talking about but i'll just sit there and listen to him because he's such a good story too i want to get his book
05:13:46
Speaker
You know how to make it better get get the get the audio version where he reads it. to No No, I want the book. No, I want the book because it's um It's uh, it's like a graphic novel so it's like so He does he does what was it dark? tales of the dark mysterious and twisted or whatever and So they're all true stories and true events, but it's all illustrated throughout the book. Oh, and it's him on Spotify. What's his name? Mr. Mr. Bawlin or Bawlin. Yeah. Bawlin. How many orders do you Bawlin? B-A-L-L-E-N. He's a former Navy SEAL, too. Oh. How many orders do you usually get, boys? I know that, dude.
05:14:42
Speaker
on DoorDash, like in a day. I follow him on TikTok. Depends on how long I DoorDash, but... Oh, I'm sorry. It varies, but if I go out there to do it, do it. It's about maybe, I can probably get 10 to 15 if I wanted to, but I don't. Yeah.
05:15:03
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yeah
05:15:05
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and There's been days, ah like, like I don't know how rural your area is or where you go door dash. I don't know. I don't know how it compares to nerd. But um there's been days I'll go out and door dash and like nerd and I'll be out for like two hours and get like five orders. There's other days I'll go out for like an hour and I'll get like 15 of them because they're just like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And they're all close. So, you know, like I only spend like
05:15:38
Speaker
five, 10 minutes, pick it up, deliver it, and it's just like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And it's just really, it was it was real kid or miss. Yeah. I think knowing when the the peak times is is usually the best. Like I never schedule. So I just say i just stay with my platinum and I just do what I want. Yeah, that's that's how I do it. All the DoorDash and Uber,
05:16:06
Speaker
Uh, each here are all on motorcycle. It's hilarious. I used to, I haven't, I haven't for a little while. Door dash MC club.
05:16:19
Speaker
No, and because like, everybody drives like 150 cc Honda's and shit. And it makes sense. And they they just have this really big backpack that is cube like a pizza carrier box. Yeah, i just I've seen them. Yeah, and they just fucking rock up. And paul long they cut through traffic and shit.
05:16:42
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Yeah. A lot of people like downtown Columbus and whatnot may use, they, they do it on their bicycle. Uh, campus at OSU, they have little robots that, that's bringing you your door. Yeah. I've seen those. Oh shit. They go to my job.
05:16:57
Speaker
yeah the a cra thing is is like Like I've seen people fucking with those robots all the time too. Yeah. But it's, it's, it's crazy because the ones on campus. So like say you order but like hot food or something like that.
05:17:12
Speaker
If it it'll, it'll stay like at a lukewarm temperature. So your food stays nice and warm. Or like, if you say you ordered like milkshakes and ice cream or something like that, it chills inside the little robot. So it keeps it cold. It doesn't melt. Yeah. There's a really cool little thing. When I first started working on campus and I see it the first time I was like, what the fuck is this little, goie contra that's what they look like. Yeah.
05:17:40
Speaker
And so they pull up, they you pull up, they get you a little notification. When you come out, you have to hit like a, you hit hit like a little button on your phone to verify it to you. And then it's just like, think so little tap door opens up and you get your food and pat it on its little robot head and send it on its way. What? No, Jeff. and it ah yeah Yeah, there's a reason I don't have a mirror. It looks like i got that.
05:18:08
Speaker
Yeah. Just like I got it. Come here. yeah just yeah Oh yeah. yeah i on no curves They can go up steps. Like like not like they're not going to climb a whole flight of stairs, but no but you got like a couple little you know steps to get to the door or whatever. There's a guy up on there's a guy on YouTube. He took an RC car.
05:18:34
Speaker
any i see and and he drives to the liquor store whatever and he's, and it's got a note in it. It's like, I want a bag of chips and, and a Coke and yeah they'll take it out, read it. And then it'll pop up, it'll pop up money. And then they put it in and he drives it home. I'm like, I want one of those. That'd be fucking cool.
05:18:58
Speaker
Yeah, I've seen a story but i've I've heard a lot like they they also do the they do like Amazon deliveries for those too We will we will go go't go jail motherfucker Now that's lazy. Yeah But hey man, that's technology Well, they also I think they're working on drones too like flying bro Amazon Amazon already has drones they'll literally deliver your package from a drone and just like drop it in your to your front door. I think they have them down in Florida already. and you Yeah, package thieves are going to have shotguns down a little. Do you realize that if you shoot down a drone, that is a federal offense. It is. But they don't say anything about net guns. Like Batman.
05:20:00
Speaker
calm down bruce lane It's not that hard to make. Mythbusters made one. Oh, Jesus Christ, Jeff. You're not making a fucking nit gun. No, I'm not, but it'd be cool. I'm gonna make one and shoot you with it.
05:20:15
Speaker
You make it like a potato cannon. I have no fear of that ever happening. You would somehow figure out a way to fuck up and shoot yourself with your own nit gun. I used my data guns all the time. I never blew myself up. Jeff's going to be like, I got you now, Glick. The fucking death's going to come back. How you fuck that up?
05:20:41
Speaker
I'm dyslexic. i read them I read the instructions backwards. No, we used to make potato guns all the time because, you know, my my grandfather had a plumbing and heating company, so we'd always have like sewer pipe laying around and PVC pipe. Oh, they were awesome. A little bit of aqua net. And a spark, baby.
05:21:02
Speaker
you It's a little bit easier to make a potato gun. compared to a net gun, I would think. Well, we used to shoot tennis balls out of them. Well, yeah, I know. And the the the one the one they made on MythBusters, that they used four barrels, and each each barrel shot a tennis ball, and in the middle was the net that would actually if you actually go out, because they were trying to catch birds.
05:21:39
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And they used a compressed air.
05:21:47
Speaker
Still see you somehow figuring out a way to manage to shoot yourself with a nickname. You'd be funny to watch. Did I see that video the other day? This shit had me fucked up, man.
Reality TV and Business Critiques
05:22:06
Speaker
there was a guy who was in like a, I don't know, like it looked like a, like a bank lobby or something. I don't know. Cops was trying to get him to leave. He was, yeah, he, he was, he was resisting and being aggressive. So the cops, uh, fucking shot him with a Taser gun. Homeboy, like they, they hit him and homeboy was like, it like fell on a chair. It was like, you know,
05:22:36
Speaker
and the cop stopped tasing him and he was sitting on the chair like this like he was still and as soon as the cop that close enough dude jumped up it was like boom he fainted the whole time that taser had no effect on him he fucking jumped up and i'm your up I was like have you ever seen that one guy da he seen that guy that gets tased and then he turns to his girlfriend at the time he's like you're next bitch Yeah, that's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Yeah, the big old black guy. He's just tased in the middle and he doesn't even drop his cigarette. He's just like, you're next, bitch. I that video. Yeah, I love bar rescue. Mickey actually tapped me into watching bar rescue. I stumbled on that by accident. I love that show.
05:23:28
Speaker
roll i all Yeah, it's still on. Oh, oh, John Taffer. Chilly, Philly, Willie. I watch. I see it on TikTok all the time. It makes me want to watch. I love that show.
05:23:53
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Thank you. Now we're talking last night. We went out to dinner and we were talking about, you know, she's like. Because she's been in the bike bar industry for like 25 years You know as a bartender server, whatever And I was like, you know, I used to think about being a bartender ah You know, I enjoyed working around though and he was like, you know You'd be a fantastic part with our bartender with your personality and everything people would love you I said you have the problem is I
05:24:24
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Ain't got time for all the fucking fancy mix fruity drinks. Like I'll give you a beer. I'll give you a shot. I'll give you a fucking margarita out of a machine yeah get I was like I was like iint I ain't fucking Phil will not today bitch As to watch my rescue Phil wills expert mixologist and he's cool as a cucumber man, I love me some Phil will I
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thank would love to do I'll get you, **** I'll get you, **** I'll get you, **** I love that video. Cracks me up. Do this big taste and slowly just i'll get you bitch du The full version of that video is wild because the whole time the cops are trying to talk to him The his girl in the background you can hear her running her fucking cocksucker And he just keeps talking shit to her like the cops talking to it. He'll be like, yep. Yep, bitch. I'll put you in the face Yep. Yep. Like don't you miss a beat when he's talking to the cop? Yeah, I got it here I got the full version <unk> Calm down Brian
05:25:51
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It's 39 seconds long. No, that's not the full one. The full one's a few minutes. Is it? Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, speaking of Brad, he is, uh, he's heading, uh, I think, what do you say, Monday? He's jumping on a plane and going to, uh, uh, London and Scotland. Yeah. I asked him if he was going to she's gonna put in work this motherfucker always shows everybody's these fucking barbecue shit she's why you better fucking cook
05:26:28
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aher the I don't blame him. I don't blame her. It's the first thing I do. First thing when I see Brian in the flesh, I'm like, all right, get the kitchen, start cooking motherfucker. I know he keeps talking. He keeps threatening me about, I will come to Ohio and spend the week with you. I was like, motherfucker, I don't know who you're threatening.
05:26:46
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breath away maybe with a good time but i'll buy a brand new smoker just in case and the immortal words of tony d bring yo anne yo did
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um thought that is one of the way but Oh, no, don't come to my house and make barbecue for me, Brian. That would be the worst thing you could ever do.
05:27:16
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yeah and no one morning Oh my god. I can't believe this guy. He's going to fly to Ohio and barbecue and smoke some meat on my grill. Oh man. This is a terrible person. horrible If you guys are friends with Brian, you should unfriend him immediately.
05:27:37
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I don't know. You're friends with Brian. You're never going to see him again because once he's not leaving my house, I got a personal. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, yeah. I was going to say, what do you think's going to happen to Brian? He's going to get some of that in that time right in the face. Yeah, that's right, dude. He's going to, he's going to wake up. wake up chained to my **** grill with about 20 feet of chain. Yeah. This is your area. This is where you live now.
05:28:03
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here's a bucket to be and but The dog box is coming. Here's the struggle. You can dig a hole and shit in it. Make sure you cover it back up. but did so You can shower when it rains. Don't worry about it. Look at me. I am your daddy now. Look at me. You're my personal 7-0. Barkley County, South Carolina. I used to live down by there.
05:28:34
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I know where you guys are. I'm watching Odd Patrol Live. I love this fucking show. Oh yeah, he rescued quite a few bars in Ohio. There's one in Youngstown, right off the top of my head. But there was a couple few bars in Ohio that he rescued. Dude, most of those people that own those bars are fucking morons. They sit at the bar and drink all day. I was like, what is this, owned by Glick?
05:29:03
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so i would be Every every time I see one of those bar rescue clips on tiktok and stuff I'm just and the owner is just sitting behind a bar cricket. Well, yeah, I own the fucking joy Yeah, well, I mean There there is a limit yeah i think there's there is what you can do and what you are doing are two different things. Yes. Yeah, like you get fucking just sit there and get obliterated. in and night yeah I know they know they're, they're coming. So why act the way you always do? You know what I mean?
05:29:48
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Like, if you're, if you're literally sitting there drinking with everybody all night, every night, with, you know, dude, bar rescue dude's coming, don't do it that week or that month or whatever. That's the thing that's always blown my mind on that show is, like, they come in and he's like, I've put hidden cameras throughout the bar. It's a giant black camera.
05:30:16
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Mounted on the wall that like nobody Yeah,
05:30:23
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yeah not to mention the fact that there's a fucking film crew in your bar, yeah like gee i wonder what's going on oh there Yeah, no the other one I like to watch is Gordon Ramsey do the do the where he goes to people's restaurants and
05:30:44
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that sort kitchen hell hell kitchen nightmare so like that kitchen nightmares yeah yeah i've never i'd never watched that but or It's very it's a very similar it's a very similar concept but like he'll go in and he'll order a bunch of food try it like this is **** and then give it back to the waitress and then after he tries the food he starts going through the kitchen he starts going through the freezer and stuff and they're like these oysters haven't haven't been moved in since 1993 what the fuck are you doing yeah oh dude there's a couple of them are like i i've seen a bunch of episodes and there's only like four or five episodes where he actually liked the food
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ah
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excuse oh god i like but i like goron rams i just don never watch that show I think you'd get hey got it's it's very similar to bar rescue um I Watched on I watched on um there's full episodes on YouTube There's one there's one episode that if you watch it, I guarantee you you want to fly there and punch the couple in the face They're just the rudest motherfuckers ever What is this? Oh, on Kitchen Nightmares. um there There's an episode where one of the the the lady that she owns, like it's a pastry and pizza shop and her husband is like 90 and she's like 30. And she claims she's the greatest cook ever, but she served Gordon Ramsay a pizza and the dough is not cooked all the way through. And she's like, no, this is perfect. He's like, it's not cooked. She's like, it's perfect.
05:32:33
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And then she kicks him out like She's such a cunt good for her. Oh, yeah good person with up there's like It's one thing if if like he's like these fries aren't fully done, you know, okay, they're fries calm down their consistency is is by taste But if you serve me a raw fucking pizza, I'm gonna give you shit, too. I
05:33:05
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I'm going to give you the old what for. Oh, I never hit a woman. It was close. I already knocked the **** out. I'm not going to **** them out. As I as as I as I told uh as I told uh Austin's boyfriend the other night, these hands are Eos. They're equal opportunity. Men, women, children, babies, animals,
05:33:31
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everybody can catch them
05:33:36
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It's like a virus. Yeah. It's like COVID. Nobody's safe.
05:33:44
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You can't get no vaccine from these. You can't get no vaccine from these hands. people Okay. I found a picture of a couple. These motherfuckers.
05:34:01
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They're a couple. Oh my yeah. Yeah. I've seen, I've seen clips of that one. Yeah. Oh my God. When you watch it, it's worse when you watch the full episode. Like the guys, you don't like the food. The, the, the guy will kick you out of the restaurant because you're like, yeah can I get a little extra sugar in my coffees and get out of my restaurant? You're like, what the fuck dude? And then charge you.
05:34:28
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I'm like, dude, and they're in California, so, you know, God forbid you hurt their feelings. Fuck a place like that, man. I'd fucking lose my shit. Oh, I had to burn down the joint. I'd be the hell out of an old man. ah Ask for fucking fucking extra sugar to get kicked out. and go Amy's Bakery Company. Baking Company is the name of the restaurant. She's such a cunt.
05:34:57
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not higher The, the, the one, the only good thing you can say about the place is it looks nice, but like all the tips that the waiters, the waitresses get go to the house. They don't go to the waitress wait step. That's how much of an asshole these guys are. Like it is that episode just talking about it. Pisses me off. So Oregon has this thing, and I think it's similar to California. So.
05:35:27
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Depending on how many employees you have, usually if it's like, I think it's if it's below 25, you can split the tips. It's anything of that. love but Everything has has to go through and then get counted. If you have a good boss, it'll get separated equally among the employees. However, in some states, employees have the ability to keep some or all of the tips. I mean, yeah, it's bullshit.
05:35:58
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change Her excuse on why the restaurant isn't doing well was that internet trolls would come in and leave a bad review. I was like, no, it's because you're a punk. And internet trolls are not going to waste the time. They're just going to give you a bad review. Exactly. Like what? Not internet trolls, but like, uh, uh, critics. Like the internet critics. Well, the internet critics creating a bad review because you got bad food.
05:36:27
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exactly like seriously if you ever watch that episode it is the worst episode where it's like i hope your business fails because you guys are assholes like i never wished for a small business like if somebody started a small business on their own they're like hey i'm doing my best I want them to succeed. I'm happy for them. Great. This is the one couple that are like, I hope your place burns down and the insurance company goes deserved.
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does
05:37:04
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Like just, Oh. Yeah, it was,
05:37:17
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That episode just, I watched, cause I was, I was going through, you know, I got on a kick one day and I went and I watched like 15 episodes back to back on YouTube. And then I was, you know, for like a week, I watched nothing but that. And that episode came on. I was like, oh, okay, here we go. I was like, good God, these people are like, they make Hitler look like a great guy. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. Oh yeah, I would. I'm calling.
05:37:45
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two million. Two million Jews might disagree. Yeah. Oh, I can't remember where it's where it's located. Amy's Baker is located. Just Google it. your tail the big That's what I'm looking at.
05:38:06
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believe I know. gotsdale Arizona. I'm in Scottsdale. And apparently everyone in Scottsdale, well, apparently it's closed now. But apparently everybody in everybody in Arizona agrees. Scottsdale, Scottsdale's got a Jurassic World ah detachment unit there. Not yesterday.
05:38:39
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ah What? What? Oh, and it was part of the Jurassic World Exodus movie. yeah i had a had They were headquartered in Scottsdale, Arizona. And I was like, I've lived there. I've been there. I don't remember any building like that.
05:38:58
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Why? This movie that is made of total fiction is lying. i the small How dare. so Yeah, it closed si it kills was it September 2015. Only yeah only yeah three months after the episode aired. dad like Because everybody in Arizona saw it. They're like, oh, well one of our restaurants in our neighborhood went to and everybody boycotted.
05:39:42
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and uh season six episode 16 if you wanted to watch yeah you know so the shows like bar rescue or um nightmares or even like shows like storage wars maybe like those are so old like I I can't go back and watch stuff like that again. I used to love Storage Wars until I found out it was fake. And it's like, once you watch it once, I don't know. Well, like I'd watch a new episode, but it's not like, like if I had seen the episode before, I'm not going to rewatch that episode. Yeah.
05:40:25
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The national final rodeo is happening in Vegas now. Yeah, it's nice to say the national rodeo nationals are usually in Vegas every year. Yeah, it's kind of wild watching. Watching Bar Rescue and I started watching it from the beginning. So, you know, and I was already obviously several years behind on that show.
05:40:55
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Um, but watching a lot of it prior to COVID and then also seeing some of the episodes where people were like affected by hurricane Sandy or hurricane right Matthew and then shit like that. It was like, geez, man. That's just like, I remember Matthew. Um, cause I was down in Charleston, uh, when it hit down there and, uh,
05:41:24
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But they're getting, you can tell that they're getting closer to the COVID season. Right. for a bar to Like just just based off of some of the things that's going on and what they're talking about, I'm like, oh man, that's I want to see the COVID episodes and whatnot and see what John did. I'm curious, yeah.
05:41:50
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how They were able to but not all say not all states had like the well lockdown rules that you know other states had like Yeah, it was different in every state You know, Florida was the Wild West scientists was like ah Fucking lock it down fuck out of there like, you know, and then other states were like Yeah, shut it down Yeah move thought moves out first and told you we're closed yeah but uh curious to see how those go well like i said i i watched like i said maybe 15 20 episodes the problem with watching something like the um kitchen nightmares is at the end he makes it he he creates a whole new menu for them
05:42:49
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and then I would like literally go on to DoorDash and like, yeah, I'll take that, that, that, that. And I'm like, why did I order $150 worth of food? Oh yeah, because I'm hungry. So I got your mini cheese. Excuse me. Because you're an idiot. I wouldn't literally order that much. Watching cooking shows and stuff like that, oh, it's dangerous. Yeah, I don't, I can't get into the cooking book show.
05:43:20
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Yeah, like something like the the kitchen nightmares I can watch but like the bake-offs and stuff like that. I'm out. I'm out. I don't care specific Okay, yeah, I just Now I can't get I there's a I'm not watching for a few minutes here in there or whatever Yeah, well what they're doing and what they're cooking. Yeah, let me see what's happening The other one I really like is
05:43:49
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forged and fire ah black I love that. That's a good one. Yeah. I love that. Oh,
05:44:03
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guy never watched jukyard doors I love today shit like that. liked that one because I did you ever see skin wars together? What's that? Skin Wars.
05:44:17
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Skin Wars, that sounds like some kind of porno shit. Well, Skin Wars, they would bring in airbrush artists, and they would they would give them a model, guy or girl, obviously, they'd have pasties on, and they would have to airbrush this model. And like, they did one, it was like, like, it was like a camouflage episode kind of thing.
05:44:43
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um boom Where they would hide the um the model in in like, you know, like remember in Sherlock Holmes this the Robert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes where he stands up on the wall, but he's half brick and stuff like that. Yeah, it was cool. I enjoyed that show.
05:45:12
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I like people who are into rodeo. Hell yes.
05:45:18
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I like the, uh, Porsche fires. Awesome. Uh, there was another one. There was another one that they did the, the, the effect, like the, the big movie effects. Like that's that's okay.
05:45:35
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okay I don't think I'd even watch that. like it It was interesting because I, I'm into airbrushing. I think it was all, I think it was called face off for something like that. It was on the sci-fi network.
05:45:48
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Yeah, they did all the effects, but yeah, they would do it. They like each each episode was a themed one and they had to like create these creatures or whatever out of like FX material. And so that was pretty cool. like that from time to time I like that. That's it's very in words is very similar. So this is this is from this is from the the face off show. I could see that.
05:46:16
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It was, it was cool. I enjoyed that too. I've seen a couple of episodes.
05:46:23
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Shows like a lot of shows like that never really got my got my attention. Well, like they would pop up, they'd be on like Netflix or something like that. And my wife and I sit there just and just binge watch the whole season. Yeah.
05:46:37
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so like on a rainy day or something like that. You don't want to go nowhere. We'd go to the store, get a bunch of fucking snacks and just binge watch some stupid shit. Yeah. Yeah. I really like i does me do that. Yeah. Because like lately, Nikki and I have been watching a bar rescue again, but it's like, I just don't really want to put a show on that. We have to pay attention to you. Right. focus That's the beauty of it. You don't have to pay attention. Yeah.
05:47:09
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God, back in the day, dude, history channel is the perfect channel to come home and take a nap to. Oh, I love it. I used to love this history channel. Um, I, I, watch I used to watch a little bit American chopper, but, but only just because the bike itself, I didn't really care about that arguing. Oh, yes. Uh, car build up. Fucking.
05:47:38
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orange county choppers. Oh, apparently the bikes are chunky. They are. But when I first watched that show and it first came out, i we didn't know that. right We saw what they they looked nice. Yeah. The drama on that show is what killed it for me. And then I love mikego started ah started to look into like the prices of their bikes. and Oh, they were insane. there was like and but they're um what's it called uh when a vehicle retains its value appreciation yeah they depreciate it like they're read about they depreciated the law yeah and they're junk they're junk they didn't hold together if they fall apart you're taking some motorcycle mechanic that's not familiar not saying they don't have motor motorcycle mechanic but they're
05:48:33
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They're fucking up with shit and be fucked or they're fixing what's. Well, they're not even fixing because when Orange County shoppers would build a bike, they would just grab a Milwaukee motor and put it in their frame. Yeah. But they would, they wouldn't wire it correctly. It would be unpractical to ride. They didn't want, uh, there's a guy, you probably seen him blaze, uh, bikes and beards on YouTube on tech shows sometimes. Yeah. He bought the Geico bike.
05:49:03
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and it doesn't run. Alright, so, Beards and Bikes. i That is a good show for a motorcycle enthusiast.
05:49:16
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I can't get over the, the religious. Yes. If you're, if, if you're very, if, if, if religion gets under your crawl, say, take it with a grain of salt. It's not like it's not, it's not in your face, but he does, he does list today's bible scripture and I'm like, Oh my God, how fast forward can I pass forward? But you tell, you tell Jesus to stay out of my crawl.
05:49:45
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anyway oh yeah but as a motorcycle show it's actually really it's informative uh like well he did he did that episode really nice dudes uh he did that episode on the boss horse that v8 power motorcycle i learned something because i didn't i didn't realize that the the clutch system had to be uh completely revamped when they built the bike because much system the the hydraulic system wasn't available but I didn't know my What was the show Jesse James had? That was Monster Garage. Yeah, it was a dope show. And West Coast Choppers or something like that. Yeah, I like the Monster Garage because they would build weird shit. But see, okay, but that that show
05:50:41
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The products from that show, not products, I think, sold to the public, but the shit they made there, even sometimes those were junk. because Oh, yeah. Well, they did that Mustang as a lawnmower. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Come on. Yeah. What a fucking Mustang. I just, I mean, doing me wrong. I thought the ideas were kind of novel for them and to take something and make it something else. like Well, the, the one thing they did was cry over it was it was good in that facet. Cause it was right. regional They built shit original, but it got re it just got repetitive. Yeah. Well, the one thing they did do is they took vehicles that were basically bound for the junkyard and revamped them. Yeah. But it was, it was better than, uh, my ride. Oh my God.
05:51:35
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Once again, I am a victim of I love to repent my ride, but only because I like customizing things, but you want to talk about Ridiculous. Ugh. That show is so goddamn Ridiculous. We put a cotton candy machine in your trunk. Why? So I can have hands? Right, just stupid shit. And apparently they were ripping off people up to the right. Oh. who like we put TVs in your doors. Oh, but we're taking those out. when you Oh, somebody's damn. He just got shot.
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