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Nonsense and Chill - Full Release Friday
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#podcast #movies #films #nonsensicalnetwork #nonsenseandchill #follow It’s FULL RELEASE FRIDAY!!! What is that you ask? Well, you curious listeners. That’s where we, every first Friday of the month, at Nonsense and Chill will be going over upcoming movies of the month, our expectations and our reviews of those movie trailers.
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Movie Critiques and Popcorn Humor
00:00:16
Speaker
Blitzing Jay, female foul antics, real talk tactics, critics smoke audience clapping, flicks get dissected, two mics, one love popcorn gets popped, check the script, make flick, it's chopped, flicks from the bloodbusters to the indie creeps, pause for the laugh tracks, not a man who will sleep, rant so vivid you can taste the screen.
00:00:37
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We'll be right back.
Hosts' Tardiness Banter
00:01:28
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hit the button My God Yeah hit the fucking button Jeff, did you know, did you know, even after scheduling in 10 minutes to compensate my tardiness, we're still five minutes late since tonight. that's totally lost track of time.
00:01:47
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Totally lost track of time. That's okay. well On Wednesday, we were 20 minutes late. Fair enough. Fair enough. so It is what it is. I undued it.
00:01:57
Speaker
Thank you. Thank you, Zanfius. And the thing is, I should have... It should have dawned on me when Zampius was like, bitch it should off, bro. Because that comment was like a minute after our scheduled stop or start, not stop.
Theme Introduction: Nonsense and Chill
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Anyway, it is Friday night. It is Nonsense and Chill. And we are on the Nonsensical Network. The drugs kicking in, folks.
00:02:27
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The edibles, half of them kicked in. Only half. I just took the other half, so they haven't kicked in yet.
00:02:35
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But before we get rolling, I don't have i don't have an opening rant. i actually had an opening rant. I got a little adventurous the other night watching a movie, and I was like, I need want some popcorn.
Popcorn Seasoning Experiments
00:02:53
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Okay. Okay.
00:02:56
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know that act two popcorn you throw in the microwave? I love that shit. And then the microwave magically knows how long to pop that bag of popcorn.
00:03:07
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How weird is that? Hey, I dig it, man. Fuck it. Whatever psychic powers it needs to do it, I'm cool with. But so usually i will sprinkle on, have you ever had your mama, slap your mama Louisiana Cajun seasoning?
00:03:25
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No, I have not. Anyway, I will hit the seasoning cabinet and I will find something that I think sounds good to put on popcorn. I don't like plain fucking popcorn. Oregano. I smoke that. No, I'm not that sure. I don't think you want the popcorn in the first place. I get it.
00:03:46
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and Right? Exactly. Oregano for the kids out there not listening. This is not a kid's show. Anyway, so... How do you guys get around the sensors?
00:04:01
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Oregano. Fuck the sensors. i apologize So, what's it called? My popcorn bags say do not use popcorn button on microwave. Wait, go fuck your popcorn bags.
00:04:16
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It's true. Bags will say that. My cup of noodles literally say do not microwave. That's because it's paper. It's stupid. Anyway, so I stumbled upon i improved it. I won't say I stumbled upon popcorn as a munchies because that would be taking a huge fucking credit.
00:04:36
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However, I won't even take credit for me putting seasoning on there. No, because people have done that. People done that. But I'm sitting in there at the counter, and I'm like, oh, this is going to be all salty and savory. I'm like, man, I'm going to want something sweet as I'm eating this, too.
00:04:55
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i open up my I'm thinking about making me some tea. open up the tea cupboard, and there's a big bottle of honey. And I'm like, ooh. and fuck you Make sure you do this right after the popcorn comes out.
00:05:08
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It's all fresh and melting and it's all hot. I'm sitting there. I'm drizzling fucking honey in there. I'm shaking it up. I'm putting seasoning in season and there. It's clumping up. I'm drizzling the honey. it's the I think my battery just died. I think it did too. Oh man, it's a weird place to die.
00:05:28
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Anyway, so I am doing the shaking. So you enjoyed it?
Creative Snack Ideas Discussion
00:05:35
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Oh my God, that is the one of the best ways I've i've eaten popcorn to date.
00:05:40
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You know, I feel like you do that a lot, buddy. What's that? Honey? Am I popcorn? No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, stoners in general. You get that weird idea. You're like, you know what sounds really good?
00:05:53
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and Salty is sweet. No, I'm not mad at the salty is sweet. you know i've I've literally talked to some stoners. They're like, you know what's really good? and They say something. and I'm like, why why why why would I ever?
00:06:06
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Okay, let's try it. i yeah It's funny. I didn't start smoking. okay so When I was in high school, this was years ago.
00:06:19
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I'm 47 now. I graduated in 96. Anyway, I didn't really smoke weed much in high school. couple reasons. One, I lived on a military base. Yeah, from under cheese. Fuck that shit.
00:06:30
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I don't like putting that cheese shit on my popcorn. Anyway. Parmesan? We will get into the show, I promise, guys. Yes. um yeah No, no, like the fucking over Redenbacher fucking powder. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck that shit.
00:06:47
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Anyway, short story long, a long story short. There was a dude I met when I was, when I got out of the military, I went down Phoenix, Arizona to go to M&Y a while. I met this guy when I got really into smoking weed.
00:07:05
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And he introduced me to his favorite munchie. Nutella's? Nutella. You take Nutella to for- I love Nutella. And you say free get Frito scoops, man.
00:07:17
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yeah um done Fucking peanut butter and hot crispy bacon sandwiches are awesome. Not to go on a food rant, but I saw something that's kind of recently. It's it's something from the 80s, but it's it's come it's making a comeback.
00:07:30
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It's Twinkie Hot Dogs. You ever seen the movie UHF? I have. mean That is a movie. I do want to do a deep dive in one night. He does the Twinkie Hot Dog with cheese on it, and apparently it's becoming a trend.
00:07:46
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Of course, TikTok probably brought that back. I just want to make a comment. No, actually, Kreischer did. Shout out Kreischer. don't know who that is. Crispy bacon. Fry up some bacon, let it dry, crumble it up, chop it, whatever you got to do.
00:08:01
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Make some brownies, though that shouldn't be brownie batter. Oh, my God. Anyway, we're going to move on to the show. Yes. What is tonight? Jeff, what is tonight?
Upcoming Movie Releases
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What is tonight?
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like up
00:08:21
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definite It is full release Friday, buddy. and that is full release Friday. We are going to be reviewing the movies that are coming out this month. We're going doing this every month.
00:08:35
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At the beginning of every month, the first Friday of every month, we're going be reviewing the movies trailers and giving our recommendations whether you should go see it or stay away because it's Gabby's.
00:08:47
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advantage I think ah like finding those segments of sound where I hope some you motherfuckers are out in public. What your mind at that moment? it the volumes up I hope you're standing next to Grandma.
00:09:03
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oh At a funeral, no doubt. Yeah, because we're the show to listen to at a funeral. oh Hey, man.
00:09:13
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If you're at a funeral listening to this right now... Maybe you should be there. Because we're not as boring as a funeral, and that's not a hard bar fucking close it. Walk under that bar. Fucking high five. yes you know If you're listening to the Nonsensical Network, any show on the Nonsensical Network, during a funeral, just saying, you are the life of the party.
00:09:40
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So... ah first movie. Alright, so because these, course all these movies are coming out this month, yes and they're copyrighted, blah, blah, blah, blah. blah Little 15 or less clip, usually with no sound. There is a couple of these with sound, but first one is going to be the, it comes out twenty first i will the twenty is it the According to your notes, it comes out the ah
00:10:12
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It's a fantasy. Yeah, but the fun in funeral. Exactly. We put the fun in but funeral. and We have an episode of Nonsensical Nonsense called that, by the way. Funny episode.
00:10:23
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Oh, it is not. a Wrong one. Wrong one. Wrong one. Oh, my God. This is the one. It's a movie. Oh, my.
00:10:34
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So I did not fully watch this trailer. This is the only trailer to Nights I didn't fully watch because from my understanding, you know they've been trying to make this movie what like almost three years now, maybe more.
00:10:51
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i don't know they've been trying to make it Well, they they they've reshot it a bunch of times where...
00:11:00
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It's a giant controversy. But I think, you know, I don't mind the live action
Disney's Snow White Controversy
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Disney movies. This one I think is a be giant piece of dog shit. It does star Rachel Segler, which, as anybody knows, if you can watch anything on social media, huge cunt.
00:11:17
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It does have Gail Gadot. I'm not the biggest fan of Gail Gadot, but... I can respect her. um But as you know when it comes to the plot, come on. It's Snow White and the Seven Little Shits. Okay, so I did a show note list. And, of course, I write off the notes. I mean, come on.
00:11:38
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yeah Jeff, write off the notes? No. Anyway. So I put the plot. However, apply if if I do write something more than three words, I use my talk to text.
00:11:49
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Okay. and I put for the plot. Okay, guys. forty seven 47. I think the first time I watched Snow White was like probably when I was in diapers.
00:12:00
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Oh, easily. But it was like the plot. Come on. It's Snow White and the Seven Little Shits. Look, if you don't know what the plot is of Snow White is by now, and you're Learning about this movie for the first time in the entire life.
00:12:12
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Go back to the rock that you were living under and and b and live in bliss. And don't go see this movie because let's be honest. It's going to be a big pile of dog shit because it's gone through like 47 changes.
00:12:26
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the the The main actress has shit all over it and the concept of it. so Well, was going to ask you what the controversy is. Yeah.
00:12:37
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Yeah. Well, for okay, so I wouldn't say I'm an expert in this. butee What's up, Chaka? Chaka, what's up, buddy? So Rachel Zegler was doing an interview, and they're like oh she's they were like, well, tell us about you know your new movie, So Aren't the Seven Dwarfs.
00:12:53
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And she was like, well, we're doing it different, where she's no longer going to be the damsel in distress. I'm like... and Didn't that bitch take a nap half the fucking movie? I'm just saying, you know. I mean, that's pretty much damsel in distress, you know, topic, you know.
00:13:10
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And she's like, she's not waiting for the man to save her. i was like, well, she's going to sleeping a long time. I'm just saying. o she Is she going to have a solo masturbation scene where she wakes herself up? You know what? I mean that.
00:13:22
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I might. If that happens, Disney. call me i' in But they they the other controversy was... think Skylar Fox called her up.
00:13:36
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No, she's a porn actress. Oh, there you go. But yeah but like there was a but big controversy that they weren't actually using real little people.
00:13:48
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political right? Real what? they weren't you we Little people. Little people. Like, like, like, like, you know, uh, and I can say that cause I'm one of them. I'm just the tallest one. Um,
00:14:00
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which is the only place I'm the tallest one. But he's saved like they had a chick and they had a dude and then they had some guy that was like six foot nine and shit. I'm like, what the fuck?
00:14:12
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Now they've changed it. You can see in the trailer, they're CGI and it looks like I did the CGI. Like we used Cartoonify.
00:14:22
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I watched about
00:14:26
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25 seconds of the trailer. I didn't pay attention to any CGI. I was like, oh, look, it's Snow White. Oh, look, it's Disney. Oh, look, how much I don't care.
00:14:37
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I will give it this, the set. And a big fuck you to Disney. The set looks good. and I'll give it that. so Okay, so i here's the thing with Disney and the reason why There is remakes of just about every single one of their properties.
00:14:56
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And they do it they do it on a timetable. Oh, yeah. Usually it's the Volt release or now it's live action remakes. It's because in order to keep the rights to these properties, they have to redo them.
00:15:11
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And these properties are their fucking bread and butter. yep That's another reason why they keep this MCU going shit going so far. And why they've been remaking these fucking Star Wars wars so much. It's because that's that's how they do business. but and you know like i watched A lot of other but lot of other companies do business that way too. I'm not saying it's just Disney. Right.
00:15:40
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you know Sony does it with Spider-Man. Warner Brothers does it with Batman. But it's like... yeah its disney fucking almost all Fair enough.
00:15:51
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Fair enough. I'm just saying. yeah yeah I get going back to the well. I get it. I understand it. and I don't 100% agree with it like you, but...
00:16:03
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Like, I watched the live-action Beauty and the Beast. I enjoyed it. I even enjoyed The Little Mermaid, except for the fact that they didn't hire a real mermaid. that was i I won't watch any of them. And i've in i and and my peripheral, I have seen and heard some these controversies.
00:16:20
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I don't care about them. I don't either. It's Disney. It's just trash. My thing comes down to, if I'm going to go see a movie... I don't want to be fucking told what I have to think.
00:16:31
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And I want to enjoy the movie for what it is. I don't know i'm never okay so and don't... I don't look at any movie in in any way as an attempt to tell you how to think.
Movies and Audience Perception
00:16:46
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If you you by the end of the movie...
00:16:49
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Decide to think whatever way the movie is portraying some sort of idea. You have convinced yourself to think that way. Only you can convince yourself. No, I understand that. Change your mind.
00:17:02
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But if I'm not thinking about... That's weird. This movie is trying to make me gay. It's such a stupid, stupid thing to say.
00:17:13
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though. I'm not saying it's that. i no but I'm just... You know, if they if if they started doing shit like that, I'd be down. Like, if Give somebody else a chance if there's no white crack. I get that. So a lot of people give ICP a lot of shit, and a lot of it's fucking rightly rightly do. Fucking magic justify if you' in magnets magnets and shit. I mean, come on, guys.
00:17:38
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Anyway, they they did this whole Smoker's Hour. If you bought the tin, it come with rolling papers. It was pretty fresh. They took the whole Wizard of Oz and they redid it, Wizard of the Hood.
00:17:52
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And it's pretty fresh. Every song a rendition of the Wizard of Oz and ICP's Dark Carnival sort of spun to it. I'd actually watch that. It's music. There's no visuals.
00:18:14
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not but same you I get the concept of... I like the concept of of other people taking a crack at the source. And yeah he doesn't let people do that. and I think that's to their detriment.
00:18:27
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I agree. Can we get all the Snow White? Because I'm so over it. We can get off Snow White because Jeff isn't mad enough to get her up to do her thing. I'm just trying to remember what the next movie is. Mickey 17.
00:18:47
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Oh, my gosh. So, um Robert Pattinson, Steven Yeun. um I think Mark Ruffalo's in this, too. I think I saw him the trailer. Yeah.
00:18:57
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Yeah. I like it. yeah I don't think I've seen something like this before. You know what unlike Snow White, people like might not be familiar with the plot of this movie.
00:19:14
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Yeah, so the plot, if you want to play the video, then I'll go over the plot. I already played the video. Oh, did you? Okay, sorry. I was staring at the plot. So, it's it's about a disposable crew member. you you know Earth is shit at this point.
00:19:28
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And you can go into space and you can sign up for becoming a disposable. Expendable. Expendable, yes. I apologize. You wrote disposable. so Did I write disposable? You did.
00:19:40
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says they just i know i know in the trailer they say expendable. Yeah, and and he implies that he didn't read the fine print, which I find hilarious. I copied and pasted these plots except for the Snow White one straight from IMDB. Okay.
00:19:54
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So, a special crew member on a space mission, selected for dangerous tasks because he is renowned. If his body dies with his memories basically intact, they reprint him out, basically.
00:20:08
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And then they keep doing more and more experiments with him. But... What I didn't see coming when I watched the trailer is that they it goes a whole other direction. Like, he kind of, like, revolt kind of thing.
00:20:22
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I like it. I think it's going to be good. So...
00:20:28
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Okay, real quick. Yeah. The premise seems pretty cool. Every time he dies, he remembers his death, and then they remake him.
00:20:39
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Yeah, they remake.
00:20:42
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I don't understand if they have saved DNA data, whatever. whatever they' Yeah, well, the science is, I'm sure, iffy.
00:20:55
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Okay, I don't understand how the memories of something that's separate from the data or... specimens they have in a lab, how there's a connection with memory there.
00:21:07
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see you i mean i like I understand where you're going with that. Fair enough. Fair enough. I think you've got to suspend disbelief. yeah Fair. Because the science is not spot on.
00:21:20
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If I could print out a copy of somebody, it wouldn't be Robert Pattinson. The whole premise is they clone a human being used for science exploration. If it dies, it dies. It's it's one of those test monkeys. i do it again yeah but This time, it's a human.
00:21:42
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It's clonable. It's expendable. However, this is this is another thing ah really like I really want to watch it.
00:21:53
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The existentialism. ah And it's there. Yeah. I'm calling that right away. It's there. because it shows well no i mean Well, yeah. it's but yeah But how...
00:22:08
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In order for it to to make this work, it has to retain those memories in order to build this arc of becoming remember what happened to him each time yeah Becoming self-aware in order to become self-aware of one's existence in order to be like, oh, what's being done to me? Is this ethical, et cetera, et cetera. You know, that existential crisis. The memory thing, like like they download his memories before they print it. And this is what I have a problem
Mickey 17's Existential Themes
00:22:43
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with. They use this guy as an expendable. I'm going to send this dude out on a space exploration. Oh, God, he dies.
00:22:51
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right He's gone. We don't bring him back. that's the hole No, because they show him in the trailer being tossed into an incinerator. Okay, I'm sure in some some some instances. Some scenarios, yeah.
00:23:04
Speaker
They probably bring him back for testing. But I don't think for all. I mean, it's possible. Maybe for all. Maybe they have it set up. story They get him back all the time.
00:23:14
Speaker
Right. So they use what they bring back as the foundation to make a new one. to one Yeah. Because if they use data. That was my understanding.
00:23:25
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The memory thing, to me, wouldn't make sense. Or unless they have a chip that downloads directly to their ship. I don't know. guess we'll have to watch the movie to find out. i is It is based off of a book.
00:23:39
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Is it really? It is. It's black comedy science fiction film based 2022 novel, Mickey 7, by Edward Ashton. Okay. Okay. twenty two novel novel mickey seven by edward ashton okay So, yeah. So, if you want to get a little sneak peek on movie spoilers, check out the book.
00:24:05
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Yeah, I don't read the book until I first see the movie. because i'm Jeff, I doubt you would even really read the book even after you watched the movie. Oh, not true. i could i could i can Honestly, if I could find the audio book, I'd totally it.
00:24:19
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Is that what can do it while I'm doing something else? I like to listen audiobooks while I cut some grass. I do too, but I also remember in the back of my head that reading a book and listening to an audiobook are still two totally different things. you enjoy things But if you Stephen Fry is reading the book, I'm not... He proved my my prediction correctly.
00:24:44
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No, I've read i've read i've read a couple books. ah well One thing I forgot to ask you before we started. Are we going to rank these? You know, i was thinking about that. I don't i really don't think it's fla fair to rank them. well What I mean by rank is like in order of five being I need to see this movie as soon as possible and one being I don't need to ever see this.
00:25:08
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Obviously, we both think Snow White is a one. We don't need to see it. Okay. I mean, I wasn't planning on rating them per se. but Well, the the only reason I bring it up is because this movie, I think this is right up in the four and a half for me.
00:25:29
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Like, I really want to see this. So, i will say this for most of these movies. any of Any of these movies that I want to see tonight, I will wait until they come out on a streaming service to watch them. I agree.
00:25:46
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Oh, I 100% agree. So... so If there's a movie coming out in theaters and i'm gonna go watch you in the theaters, and you'll know about it. I'll be fucking fanboying over that shit. Because I don't get excited over much.
00:25:59
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But do get excited about something, you'll know. You'll learn. you Or will you know? it Sometimes you still don't know. I'm just saying.
00:26:11
Speaker
So if you were going to say, like, obviously you're not going to see this in theater, but this is something you definitely watch because of the existential crisis thing. Is that what's really pulling you in?
00:26:22
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Yeah. the Yes. yeah Yeah. The philosophy behind it. So I'm actually thinking about reading reading the book. Understandable. Understood. I'll let you read it and tell me about it. Because i like I've read a couple books that have been adapted to movies. Like I read the the original print of Fight Club that began became the movie after I saw the movie.
00:26:44
Speaker
And the book is way better. um And I want to read that Dexter book that you were talking about. The Dexter series. passenger or whatever basketball yeah Yeah, I would totally want to read that.
00:26:55
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but But yeah, I think this is something I definitely want to watch. This is something that um I'm not going to go in depth on it, on on like the existential thing.
00:27:05
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I think it's a good little popcorn movie for me. Yeah. You know, little sci-fi, a little fantasy. I get it. Go ahead. A little fantasy, science, scientifical fantasy.
00:27:18
Speaker
I'll call that. because Yeah. No, no. Obviously, technology's not there. Yeah. Oh, it's definitely a science fiction. I'm looking.
00:27:30
Speaker
I mean, okay, so let me look at the full list real quick because, I mean, out of all of them, I would say out of all of them, this this would probably be the one i would mostly anticipate.
00:27:47
Speaker
I agree. um There's one There's one other one that i'm um look I'm kind of looking forward to watching. I am, too. But honestly, the trail when it comes to all of them, I'm kind of like, meh.
00:28:04
Speaker
Yeah. It's a real mi Mia month. However, out of all the movies we're doing today, and there's, what is there, eight? um This is the one that it's it's right up there top of my list. This was the other one.
00:28:19
Speaker
i I want to see it, but I'm like if I don't it's not going to kill me. Yeah, so guys there was some other ones that we left off one was an animated one. It was actually i do want to mention it real quick. It is Looney Tunes.
00:28:33
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It's a full-length Looney Tunes movie. um
00:28:40
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The End of the World or something like that? The Day the the orl the Earth Ended it or something like that. sort blew up Anyway, it's the first full-length Looney Tunes movie. Totally animated in a long time, apparently. so Oh, so there's no live-action actors in it? Oh, cool.
00:28:59
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yeah And there was a couple other ones I left out. I think another one was another animated one. And another one was just just real low budget. Didn't think it was worth it, I don't know.
00:29:11
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I understood. Yeah, yeah. But these eight are probably, out of all of them coming out this month, the most recognizable one. There's another one, horror.
00:29:23
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Apparently, i skimmed over maybe we should have added about a lady or something like that. I don't know.
00:29:33
Speaker
But with that being said, before we get to the next four, we've got some breaks to We've got some other things to to much to touch on. So, Jeff, if you want to go ahead and give us the weekly lineup.
00:29:49
Speaker
Yeah. And then before we roll into break, I will... plug This month's trivia So go for it So as you know everybody It's Friday we have Nonsense and Chill This show tomorrow a believe it's not happening This week it'll happen next week It's Cash's Corner right around 1 or noon Depending on where you are Where Glick and his son of course talk wrestling Saturday night of course Is the Nonsensical Nonsense ah Open Door Challenge where we talk about Anything and everything and we're going
00:30:23
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Basically make fun of each other until one of us cries. um Then, of course, Sunday is at 1. is I always cry. I cry first now. I know you do.
00:30:36
Speaker
Ever since the last guy left, I cry first now. Yeah. oh Okay. Anyways, ah Unnecessary Roughness. There is a new logo thing. yeah it is it all It is tomorrow. Thank you, sir.
00:30:50
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So, yeah. Catch this quarter is tomorrow at 1. If Glick can get Cash to sit down for more than five minutes. And, of course, Sunday is Unnecessary Roughness.
00:31:04
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Yeah, Unnecessary Roughness, of course. They talked the sporty sports. Not that I know anything about it. but And then Mondays, Wally. Has Wally got a guest this week?
00:31:18
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He does. um He does. And I have it written down. was one you were showing me before we got it. Yeah. um We are broken. yeah garage and yeah I got like three different pages in notes, guys.
00:31:33
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Good lord. I do. I do. um
00:31:40
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So, for Unnecessary Roughness on Sunday, Glick is going to be having a gentleman by the name of Ben Craft. You can find him on IG at crafted.iron. He is a fitness and... um Men of Health Advocate Check him out if you guys want to ah You can check out the interview this Sunday and then yes Monday ah Wally is doing an interview with Corey of
00:32:14
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We broke Garage. um It is confirmed. I have unconfirmed on my notes. I got three pages of notes for all these shows, guys. That's how so dedicated I am for Stone.
00:32:26
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um The timing is just off for me. Right. And then, of course, right now, Men Care for Men is on hiatus for other reasons. Tuesdays, Glicks House of Music. Who is coming up on Glicks House Music this week?
00:32:40
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Do we know? Oh, shit. What's up, Jedi? What's up, Jedi? And I will drop by your show afterwards, too. It's an edible night. I'm going to be up.
00:32:51
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You pussy. ah Yes. so So he is having Glick does have a guest. Yeah. Who is it? I know he mentioned it, but I forgot because I don't write shit down.
00:33:05
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Shocker. You know what? I take that back. He does not have a guest. Does not have a guest. okay Okay. We have a guest, but I will plug him once you're done.
00:33:15
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Yeah. And then Wednesdays, of course, is What Fuck News, where we talk about all the news that is. News makes you say, what fuck? We always have, of course, the penis stories and all that fun stuff. Thursdays, Wally is back what with Cold Blood and Conversations, where he's going to talking to some reptiles.
00:33:31
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And then we're back at Friday with this show, Nonsense and Chill. See? Full circle. Full circle. Who do we have next week? Next week, and I don't have a picture of the gentleman, but the name name of the gentleman, he's actually stand-up comedian. Michael. Oh, yeah.
00:33:50
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Michael Copenhaven. You can find him on YouTube at Michael Copenhaven.com. You can also check him out on another shop podcast. Everyone wants know how he's on there. That's actually where I met this gentleman. And he is part of or was part of a comedic troupe by the name of One Last Joke. And they did like a 10-minute movie.
00:34:13
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Okay. Called Mike and Spike versus the Paranormal, period. Okay. It's a treasure. it is It is wrong. It is funny.
00:34:27
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um yeah So he's going to be up next week with us. He's going to be up next week and we're all going to watch it. Death Head is the definition of what the fuck.
00:34:38
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You know what? 100% agree with you. Jealousy has many forms, folks. Just saying. I don't know what week day of the week he's on.
00:34:53
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that? Jimmy Glick. Oh, Lazy. the fun Anyway, Michael will be up here next week and we're going watch his movie and sit there and chat about it and whatnot.
00:35:08
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We're going to be able to actually show that one too because with him being there, can't get thing. So that's good. Absolutely. it is a it is is going to be all right.
00:35:20
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Yeah, if you've got a link to that, I'd like to watch it prior so I don't have to... want it to be a surprise for you. Okay, i'm I'm okay with that. That gives me one last thing I have to worry about.
00:35:35
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I'm not mad at that. And what is tonight? Take my cup, baby. Oh, my God.
00:35:47
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That's right. Tonight, of course, full release Friday, every first Friday of the month. And what do we got coming at the end of the month? End of the month.
00:35:58
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Oh, man. That's your cue, buddy. I know. I'm trying to toss you a softball. See you. Fantasy movie trivia. And it's not going to be any any any so any sci-fi fantasy. I know the question was brought up.
00:36:13
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Because Star Wars is considered fantasy. Doom is considered fantasy. No, it's going to be stuff like Middle Earth. It's going to be Wizards and Dragons and Excalibur and shit like that. Kroll's going to be in there. Never Ending Story's probably going to be a movie in there somewhere. right um There's definitely going to be some some King Arthur. There's some King Arthur movies out there. Some Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter.
00:36:41
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like that. Yeah. yeah like that so no that should be That should be fun. i do i do plan on Oh, what happened at the end of the month?
00:36:54
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Glick continues to dominate you, bitches. who Who were you talking to? Neither of us are contestants. yeah so It's like he's talking to himself right now. He just likes to talk to himself. I think he just drives around. I guarantee you, he drives her around his car and looks at himself in the mirror and goes, that's right, you're the champ.
00:37:14
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I know. Yeah, I am the champ. Don't forget, I'm the champ. He just looks in the mirror. Don't forget, I'm the champ. That's right. it's Not you, me. it's he's that He's that contestant on the Price is Right that walks up. But, like, that's right, Bob Barker.
00:37:30
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I'm going to beat you in this game. with the Bob Barker's like, bro, I'm the host, man. I have the answers in front of me I'm just saying. Spin the wheel, man.
00:37:42
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he says I'm trash-talking the other football contenders. But they're not here. Yeah, exactly. actually have hey hey hey and They had one. Anyway, I'm going in a break. yeah Don't forget bio.link slash Nonsensical Network.
00:37:58
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We'll be right back Oh, yeah. All those links are down in the description. All the links for the music we play during the break is down in the description as well.
00:38:08
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Which, of course, was to listen to some Kissing Lilith.
00:38:22
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I'm little piece of man
00:38:44
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And now she's fried to me, I'm not a body, had she better take quick Runnin' out of cheap tricks, runnin' out of lips and try to take a bite Out of me little devil kiss, kiss
00:39:24
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I don't want another one trick, don't eat She's got a hand trick
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00:39:29
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up her sleeve Her eyes, these kids, these toys are all gone set on my knees I don't wanna be a victim of a murder She's taking her teeth into me
00:39:56
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Banging on the walls, attacking, conversations started, turns running on our bodies, our forbidden food fun intoxication, physical infatuation, losing our religion, getting our fortification Hearts defeating heavy breathing, slowly sense the steady guns pointing at each other, now it's really getting messy Fiction, cause some sad communication, acrobatics, serotonin, stop
00:40:21
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not bummed, then she looks me blow it up Right before she tears down, smiles, smiles down be still, let's go another round don't want another one trick, don't you?
00:40:31
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She's got a hand in trick of a sleeve Her rubbish kiss is poison Walked down on my knees don't wanna be a victim of a murder She seems to take into me This woman's gonna send
00:41:51
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This woman is real person
00:42:33
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And a big fuck you to Disney. So that was Kissing Lilith with Lipstick and Casoline and fuck you Disney.
00:42:44
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You just can't let it go. Show us on the doll where Disney touched you, buddy. I'm just saying. Yeah, I will. I will too. i will I will bring a doll next week and I will show you. Everywhere on that doll where Disney has abused me.
00:42:58
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Right around the area. Until then, until then, i will rest assured, let everybody know, and Jeff, let you know, the whole reason why i created a movie channel was to just talk smack about Disney.
00:43:12
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Fuck Disney. You know, I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. have no complaints. um I did notice that you uploaded. I did I did. Beauty and Beard. Beauty and the Beard.
00:43:29
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Yeah, check them out. Facebook, Instagram. Order yourself a t-shirt from the Nonsensical Network or have your own design made. Preferably my face on a t-shirt. Just saying.
00:43:41
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Just a suggestion.
00:43:44
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Before we get into the third movie, I decided to go ahead and plug an upcoming project I'm going to be involved in. Not part of this network.
00:43:56
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Okay. Okay. um It is outside. is with that gentleman comedian. I'm a two-timing whore, baby. You cheating whore.
00:44:10
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It is going to be a re a pre-recorded audio podcast. so You'll be able to catch this audio and ah only. and I'll share all that out later as we when we do our upload, which should be this this Monday.
00:44:26
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so I'm have some eggs and ham Monday morning. Yeah. So, yeah. I'm not mad, buddy. I'm not mad. mean, you're cheating. Yeah. It's going to be three of us chit-chatting about current topics, putting our spin on it, our thoughts, our opinions. It's going to be a range of things.
00:44:47
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Yeah. It's going to be, you know, it's going to like a Waffle Howe fucking Smothers covered. Yeah. yeah i Yeah. Does it come with the waitress that looks like she was beaten with a bag of pennies?
00:45:00
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You know, hopefully she's off Monday mornings. as well and so That's a scary sight, first thing Monday morning, I'm just saying. We saved her for the Drunk Idiot Saturday nights.
00:45:15
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Yeah. Or Sunday mornings, I guess you could say. Alright, what is the next movie we are talking excellent question. So the next one is...
00:45:27
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Ah, Novocaine. This is with Jack Quaid and Amber Mid-Thunder. i mean That is such a funny name.
00:45:39
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It is. That's making sense of it. This is Novocaine. So... I've been seeing this trailer like 40 times. I think it's an interesting concept. um You know, the guy can't feel anything. He's like some weirdo accountant thing, but eatton finds himself in odd situations.
00:45:59
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I think it's more of like a revenge kind of thing from my understanding. I'm not sure. So from what I understand, his girlfriend gets kidnapped or some shit.
00:46:12
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yeah well Actually, the girl of his dreams gets kidnapped, and he's incapable of feeling physical pain. And he takes that opportunity to jump into to jump into action. Yeah. just to end with those, this is the same guy from the Bulls.
00:46:33
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From the boys. That is Dennis Quaid's son himself. it Is it really? I didn't know that. huh That is his son. jo yeah Jack Quaid. I guess that I didn't put two and two together there.
00:46:49
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Okay. I have a moment like that.
00:46:56
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i I don't know if I want to see this. The reason why I say that is is I have nothing against Jack Quaid. I think he's a great actor. However, it hasn't sold me to the point where like, I got to fucking see this movie. kind yeah I'm just like, eh, I'll catch it on a late night when I got nothing better to do and the kitties have all gone to bed.
00:47:17
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But it does like an interesting concept. I'll give it that. What are your thoughts?
00:47:24
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So when I said there was two movies out of the eight that I would I have a little bit anticipation of watching. This is one of them. Really? One, kind of like David Quaid or Jack Quaid. I dig Jack Quaid as an actor. I find him entertaining in The Boys. Oh, yeah. He's hilarious in The Boys.
00:47:51
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um However, when I saw the trailer to this, same character kind of reflected in that. Yeah, I'm just saying typecast.
Movie 'Novocaine' Discussion
00:48:02
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I saw, I noticed a moment in the trailer he picks up that gun, he's like, maybe I can be a superhero. Maybe I have the, maybe I can, you know, have some bravery.
00:48:13
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You know, other than that, I'm just like a weak little person that, because it looked like kids back in his high school used to pick up on, or pick on him and shit for being the weird kid for not doing it. but Because he has some sort of like it's a medical condition where he doesn't feel any pain, like his nerve endings or a complete four-file-not-found type situation.
00:48:37
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How are you not more of a badass Jack Quaid in this movie? I'm just saying. You know, one of the kids when one of the dudes made comment like, oh, wow, you're still alive.
00:48:48
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Yeah. Making that comment like, oh, wow, you didn't. accidentally kill yourself by not realizing you were bleeding to death or some bullshit. That's something you I guess you do have to worry about.
00:48:59
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And of course, the fat kid from the... Dr. Tobey Maguire. What's his name? I have to look it up. Jacob Baton? Baton? He's actually the...
00:49:17
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he's ned in spiderman okay Yeah, know you're talking about. He's in this. um I do like him too. so um the The actress, I don't know.
00:49:30
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i don't i don't think I've heard. Amber McThunder. I've never heard of her before. I'm not mad at it before i wrote It's funny i wrote my notes as i watched these trailers.
00:49:44
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right i'm looking at and i'm looking at my note that i rose like well what did i write I wrote, dumb, dumb, dumb. Come on. Not feeling pain doesn't make a person lucky. Oh, yeah, there is. weird that was That was one thing I did have like an issue with. You know, like Domino and Daredevil? Yeah, right. is say okay Even though like he's still getting hurt and shot, it's nothing life-threatening. Except for the fact he doesn't realize he's bleeding. Yeah, it's...
00:50:17
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Like, if if I woke up tomorrow not feeling pain, I would oh i would totally be a badass the next 48 hours until I die because I don't realize I'm bleeding.
00:50:28
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yeah g glad You're right. It doesn't look like a horrible movie. Exactly. This is not something I'm going to rush out to the theater to see, but I'll watch it. you know yeah yeah I'll make a bag of popcorn and rock it out. I'm not mad at it.
00:50:42
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It's just, it's not on my top. Like, holy shit, gotta see this movie. And I think it comes down to every other ad on my YouTube is this fucking trailer. So I've seen the trailer like 50 times.
00:50:55
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So I didn't know anything about it until he had brought it up. Really? Yeah. So weirdly enough, i have, I have multiple accounts on my, um, for YouTube.
00:51:08
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So the ones I usually look for movies is on my phone. So weirdly enough, that one never popped up. It would have popped up. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. i never fall But yeah, like like my, ah the kids, YouTube, like every third commercial or ad is this movie.
00:51:28
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And of course it keeps showing up on Cocoa player. But and like said, the only other person in this that anybody would know is Matt Walsh. ah Matt Walsh was... Hold up. Did you say, wait, Matt Walsh is in this?
00:51:43
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Yes, Matt Walsh is in this. Matt Walsh, the first. he's He's known for... You're talking about the political... The political commentary of Matt Walsh? No, no. Matt Walsh is I'm going to show this picture here.
00:51:57
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Yeah, please do because now I am so confused. So Matt Walsh is he's an actor. you've You've seen him in a couple of movies. He's one of those that guy movies. I think he was in the first Deadpool movie.
00:52:12
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but Let me go ahead pull this up here and you'll you'll see him. you'll You'll recognize him instantly, Blaze, because he's one of those guys. You see him in the movie you're like, oh, another guy. This guy. Oh, okay. That's Matt Wall. Something completely different.
00:52:28
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So, yeah, Matt Wall in this movie, he's not, you know he was in The Hangover. he was in Semi-Pro, Veep. Nothing like... He's actor. Yeah, he's a...
00:52:42
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is He's done a bunch of movies. He's a send me in coach kind actor. Yeah, yeah, exactly. you know He's not a terrible actor. he's in it He's the only person in this besides Jack Quaid that is like, holy shit, I know that guy.
00:52:59
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But obviously nobody knows him by name.
00:53:03
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I don't even know who the other actress is. Amber. Yeah, never heard of her. Her name sounds fucking amazing, though. Yeah. What's her name again? Amber Midthunder? Yeah.
00:53:15
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i was I was like, is she from, like... I was just wondering if maybe she's Native American, you think? I was thinking more... I'm going to check.
00:53:27
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More like Asgard. I see where you go with that. but see where you go with that. Well, I think more of a a native kind of vibe, you mid-thunder. So she is she's American actress. she's She was in Legion in FX, on the FX channel, and Roswell on CW.
00:53:53
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Interesting. Yeah. Well, when you look at the studios, infrared, they're not a... They're not a giant... They're not a giant, no. She's in that movie Prey.
00:54:06
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She was in that movie Prey.
00:54:10
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Not as a lead actress. ah Actually, one second here.
00:54:18
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Oh, shoot. She's in another movie. We're doing this tonight. She's in two of the movies on today.
00:54:28
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I'm just seeing where for what she who she played in Prey. Oh my gosh. I don't even see it. It's on her IMDb. I don't see the actual movie on the listing.
00:54:41
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Oh, there it She played Nuru. Nuru. and like I didn't want to go i didn't want to go too too far into it. I do want to go ahead and move on to the next one. yeah Which I believe is that Black Bag?
00:54:55
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No, it is actually Opus. Oh, yes. John Malkovich and are I can't pronounce her name. Aro Ibera? You better fucking figure it the fuck out, though. oh I'll let you guesstimate what
Skepticism on Movie Opus
00:55:11
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it is.
00:55:11
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But it's a story about a pop icon who returns after decades of missing. So he's you know he's kind of gone off the grid and he's come back and he's he basically puts a message out to the world. Hey, I'm back.
00:55:26
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Come to my little weird cult thing and come check out my new sound kind of You must be talking about John Malkovich. John Malkovich is an amazing actor. he can make i oh I almost said it, but he can almost do no wrong until I saw this trailer.
00:55:47
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And you and I discussed this. Serious menu vibes. It's basically the same movie. Because it starts out as one thing, like, hey, we're going to listen to this music at this dude's joint.
00:56:02
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And then he's killing everything.
00:56:05
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Okay. Which basically shows in the trailer. um It's not the girl that was in the other movie. She's in this, too. The Mid-Thunder.
00:56:15
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She's in this. She plays Bella in this. Oh, okay. That's why I said she's in another movie. Yeah. it's it's I agree with your notes. I'll let you read out your notes.
00:56:30
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But I agree you with your notes on this. a it's I'm not going to rush to see this. i'm Once again, if it's ah if I walk in the room and somebody's watching it, okay, i'll sit down. I may like to scroll on my phone, but I'm not going to be like, holy shit, this is amazing.
00:56:45
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it i'll definitely i'll die so I'll definitely watch this when it comes out. and I'll definitely give a least a mini review. and recommendation. Or maybe a rant if it's bad.
00:56:58
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I think it's at least worth my time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of agree with Jeff when he talks about movie vibes. I think he's talking about... You made a comment about the cult-like behavior. Okay.
00:57:13
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Okay. Yeah, well, he's got like a cult around him. Yeah. I get that. I understand what you mean by the menu.
00:57:26
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A movie that he's talking about. Yeah. The menu was more of a class segregation. i agree. I agree.
00:57:37
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um This movie seems more of a critique on tribalism when it comes to the el elitist class, when it comes to rich college. I see where you're going with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:54
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You are rich celebrities or whatnot. Yeah, because he trashes the media and of course all the media that are invited are these like I'm i Glick. i I know everything about everything. you know and Of course, that person dies.
00:58:11
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Sorry, Glick. I just had to bring you to it. When I started looking in the movie and watched the trailer,
00:58:22
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I saw a ah saw a review on IMDb. i don't know who this person is. The movie isn't released out in theaters yet. I'm pretty sure because it comes out. I have I have all that information. 14. Comes out next week.
00:58:39
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so let's So there's test audiences and et cetera, et cetera. So is possible somebody's watched it. Maybe leaked copy. Whatever. However, but this is this is this isn't their full comment. It's only an excerpt.
00:58:55
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I saw this during a part is part of the review. That's just what I typed. Okay. A quote. Worth missing. Extremely bland and boring.
00:59:07
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It almost feels like this script was rushed or unfinished or something. Most of the characters in the movie seem like they were just thrown in last minute.
00:59:18
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Unquote. So when I read that, so when i read that It kind of made me think of a similar a couple of similar reviews of The Menu.
00:59:33
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The Menu was sort of a slow burn kind of movie. It was more of a critique movie. It was a thought-provoking movie, etc., et etc., etc. So i can I can see how this movie, especially with John Malkovich...
00:59:49
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which is a great actor. He doesn't play in dumb shit, really. If he does, it's smart dumb. Right. Or it's a complete comedy. Yeah, so in that in that vein, I get a the menu. I get a sense of the menu vibe that you're talking about. like Even though this guy says it's boring and bland, it seems like it's a more thought-provoking movie, and I am looking forward to seeing because of that, because John Malkovich...
01:00:15
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i and And I'm not putting words in your mouth, but you're saying the guy that did the review doesn't 100% understand the movie the way you understood the menu kind of thing. When you did your review on the menu, I was like, fuck, dude. i I just thought it was a good movie. you know yeah You went deep into it. So I get where you go with that.
01:00:34
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Yeah.
01:00:36
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ah Yeah, i like said, I'll wait until you watch it and tell me if it's good or not. It's been a while. It's one of those things where it's like, this is not my this is not my vibe.
01:00:48
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you know This is not my movie. like The only reason I watched the menu in the first place is because I didn't enjoy it. Duh. But I did enjoy the movie.
01:00:59
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Where this, it has almost zero appeal for me. like i love John Malkovich. The dude can do no wrong. But, like, there's there's a scene in the trailer where he's dragging his back across the ground. and grabbing on chair and I was like, what the hell is he doing?
01:01:17
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Like, it's, I wouldn't call overacting it, but, you know. There was a movie where he lived inside his set. It lived inside his set. It lived inside his set. lived inside his set. That movie's fucked up.
01:01:28
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but ah Being John Malkovich or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, being John Malkovich with John Cusack. Weird movie. I still don't understand that one. haven't seen all his stuff.
01:01:40
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Zanfius, I think, has made mention of one. It sort of found sounds familiar, but I'll have to look into it. Because he's he's got ah an extensive library of movies. John Malkovich does.
01:01:56
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oh yeah Well, you know, he made a movie that's not going to be released for 100 years. Wait, hold on. Explain this to me. Oh, no. Hold on. Oh. I'm excited. If you have to look up... I'll tell you what. While you look that up, Lewis, go ahead and we'll cut the break.
01:02:12
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Yeah, perfect. That way, when we return, Jeff will have something to share, and I will have fresh shirt. Where's my... This is going to be some jewels in the how.
01:02:25
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um Along the watchtower or some shit. There must be some kind of way out of here Send the joker to the thief There's too much confusion
01:06:20
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And do welcome back. it was Jules and the Howl. yeah Along the Watchtowers. Yes, Glick, we have some pretty badass music. Mostly because of this dude that has some pretty badass interviews. so before before we went on break, jeff was Jeff was going to... Yeah, hear that. is my live like he's noting he's not zero foot Okay, so
01:06:56
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the the movie and i' was referring to is called ah hundred years You see down there at the bottom, release date is November 2115. actually have a little bit of info on it. So, the movie a science fiction film starring John Malkovich and is scheduled to release on 2115. The movie is locked currently in a bulletproof safe that will automatically open in 100 years.
01:07:21
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It was directed by Robert Rodriguez starring John Malkovich and it's a collaboration with Louis the... What is that? Eighth? cognac that takes 100 years from mature.
01:07:33
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No one knows what it's about. all the information there is on it.
John Malkovich's 100-Year Movie
01:07:42
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I feel like i don't that's something I don't want to know. Yeah, and I think that's the whole concept.
01:07:49
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like i'm mad at you I'm mad at you right now for you telling me that. I know. It's one of those things. I heard about this. I thought it was a fucking joke. That put a... yeah ah definitely Put a further divide in our friendship.
01:08:03
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don't know what to tell you, buddy. I just said.
01:08:07
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John Malkovich still making movies in 100 years. Holy shit. Jeff had natural grown yarmulke.
01:08:14
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Okay. yeah
01:08:18
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But yeah, it's that's that's the movie. if Nobody knows what it's about. We just know that it's science fiction directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring John Malkovich. Hmm.
01:08:30
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So, yeah, just saying, if everybody's alive in 2115, let us know how it went. It sounds like some made-up story Jeff found on TikTok. Is that true?
01:08:41
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No, it's 100% true. i Actually, there's ah there's a full couple of articles. Hold on. Is 100% true that you found it on TikTok, or it's 100% true?
01:08:52
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No, I actually found out. I was watching a – there's actually –
01:08:59
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but it's it's The tagline is the movie you'll never see. um But there's a whole bunch of YouTube videos about this movie. There's an IMDb page for it. Well, IMDb page says it's a short.
01:09:13
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so you know But yeah, it's being held for 100 years. It was originally made, ah i guess, in 2015. Okay.
01:09:25
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See, I trust Zampius more than I trust my own co-host. I'll take your word. Thank you, Zampius. What is up, Wally?
01:09:36
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but Yeah, I heard about it a while back, and it was one of those things where like, no way this is real. Because why would you know he's obviously not going to make any money on it, like back end. i I would like to know what the next movie is.
01:09:51
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The next movie? What are you talking about? The next movie is Black Bag. Black Bag. Coming out the 14th. This also comes out next week.
01:10:03
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This comes out of the same day as Opus, by the way.
01:10:07
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Michael Vasseberg and Skarsgård. Gustav Skarsgård. He's playing in Vikings. Yeah. yeah um yeah wanted to tell I think he would play.
01:10:23
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i would love I would love to see him play the scarecrow in a Batman movie. Oh, yes. Agreed. Agreed. So the concept of this movie is when intelligent agent Catherine Woodhouse is suspected of betraying the nation, her husband, a legendary agent himself, faces the ultimate intent on whether to be loyal to his marriage or his country.
01:10:47
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Jeff doesn't get off until he's gasping for air. I'm just saying. You have no idea.
01:10:55
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But yeah, okay. So when I watched the trailer for this, it gave me serious Mr. and Mrs. Smith vibes.
01:11:04
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Because it's it's two agents living together. They don't talk about their work. And it's one of those things. Yeah, have a good night, buddy.
01:11:17
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Good luck. Have a great day at my work. That's Wally, by the way. um It's one of those things. This movie, for me, ah what is her what is her name? Is it Kate?
01:11:29
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Kate Blanchett is in this movie as well. ah
01:11:35
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and This movie looks decent. It's not something I'm going to rush out to see. i will watch it, but it's one of those things. if if It gives a real man from uncle vibe, the way it's shot. Okay.
01:11:47
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It's shot in that kind of noir style. And then, of course, um like I said, it does the the storyline anyways gives off that real Mr. Mrs. Smith vibes because they're agents living together. And now he's like, hey, man, you got to take her out.
01:12:09
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So i I don't know how much I want to see this, honestly. I'll watch it, but I'm not going to rush to it. I see what you mean by the Mr. and Mrs. Smith vibe.
01:12:24
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Very couple have happens to turn out they're both agents and they have to either fight for their love or fight each other.
01:12:36
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What? Will Smith? Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
01:12:44
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ah yeah and Okay. Stop it, Zampius. Anyway. um private angel je Anyway, what was I saying?
01:12:58
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I got thrown off. I got thrown off by Zampius. Yes, I do get... i see what you mean by the Mr. and Mrs. Smith vibes.
01:13:09
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The married couple. However... It does seem like a more serious script. Agreed. um and Like you said, more noir. um I want to say Guy Ritchie, but the cast.
01:13:27
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Oh, the cast is amazing. Definitely almost Guy Ritchie feel. Yeah. I dig that. I dig that. um So it's definitely one um um um I'm going to watch when it In the comfort of my own home.
01:13:42
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I said not every movie is a theater movie. That's why this is it's why we have movie rental places. and then this would be a play This would be a movie that I don't want to watch with anybody.
01:13:57
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Because i can tell it's going be complex. You know what I If you miss one scene, you're lost. kind of thing so This is something that if I'm going to watch this, I've got to be phoned away.
01:14:10
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and Everybody leave me alone. going to watch this movie and find out what the hell is going on with it. It's not something like Mr. and Mrs. Smith where you can miss half the movie and go, oh, this is the best scene. That kind of thing. where that's what you mean It's not a put the butts in the seats. It's more like you're going to think during this movie. Okay.
01:14:27
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so okay Yeah, I see what she's more thought-provoking than yeah mr and Mr. and Mrs. Smith is more about more action. I think i actually, I think I commented on this.
01:14:39
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Yeah, you did. Or did I comment on it? ah Definitely Mr. and Mrs. Smith vibes, but with more of a sophisticated script.
01:14:51
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Seems to be more about the spy aspect and less about the action components. ah great like you miss your Like Brad brad Pitt and Angelina Jolene's movie was more about the action and the funniness that that you know they happened to be married. writing a block This seems more of... Straight forward.
01:15:12
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This hinges more on national security, you know spy agents, you know some more more James Bond-level spy. you know i'm not saying no are yeah I'm not saying Mr. Mrs. Smith is like Austin Powers-level spy movie, but it's not ah serious as 007 or some shit.
01:15:38
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Well, i'd like said, it I don't know if you've ever seen The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
01:15:43
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Doesn't sound familiar. Holy fuck. It's, it's, it's like you got one kid killing the other kid back there though. Yeah. Uh, they're, they're playing, um, the man from uncle. This, and if you watch the trailer for man from uncle and this, it, you know, it's actually the the main actor, um,
01:16:03
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Michael Fassbaum is in both, by the way. so it's it's okay It also gives that same feel. but it's the it's a it's ah the The way it's shot cinematography-wise, it's got a similar feel.
01:16:19
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Fassbender? Yeah. yeah Oh, excuse me. God, he's playing in... Didn't he play in... He played in Aliens.
01:16:32
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He played in the last couple. He player in the sco he was he played Magneto in X-Men First Class. He's a good actor. ah He's great. no a He did Assassin's Creed, ah Days of Future Past, X-Men as well, Haywire.
01:16:51
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I thought he was in The Man the Circle. Maybe I'm wrong.
01:16:58
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He was a Band of Brothers as well. Excellent series.
01:17:04
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But yeah, I... gotta read this comment, man. This dude cracks me up. Jeff, I really do like you and think you're awesome. I don't want you to seem like a tally... I don't want to seem like a tally whacker.
01:17:20
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Written words lack 90% of communication. Oh, no. I feel young. Oh, I don't take any offense of anything. I say way worse things about myself, so... You know, I feel young on the context being lost...
01:17:34
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yeah In your words, 100%. But
01:17:39
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but yeah, i I think this is going be a good movie. I don't think it's going to be something that I'm going to rush to see, is my my quick take on So I have to disagree. This is one of those movies I would like to watch with someone.
01:17:52
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Really? Yeah. Yeah, um it's one of those movies that I always got a kick out of, like like something like Inception, it's like you got to stop it, and you're you're there with your date, I just don't get it.
01:18:08
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And you get to explain it to and you feel smart. They feel like they better understand the movie. you know like Your points just went up. cause you know chick Yeah, I see where you're going. I see
Action Comedy Movie Idea
01:18:24
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where you're going with that. saying You want to see it before you see it with the date so you know it but I get that.
01:18:30
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Well, yeah, you can do that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's a I do see it as a thought-provoking movie because are you you know you've been married to your wife. You love your wife.
01:18:40
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and But it turns out she might have betrayed the nation and you're both spies. Do you kill her or do you be like, fuck you guys. This is my wife, man. That just gave me a <unk> me an awesome idea for a movie. is' like Yeah, this movie is like um Country.
01:19:02
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Or Spouse. Which one do you love more? Yeah. I want to see them do that in America, but this one's definitely an action comedy. It was called Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and it was terrible. It was not terrible, but it was actual. Follow me here. Follow me here. It's an action comedy.
01:19:22
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well It's similar. similar Do I have kids? I do, yeah. And...
01:19:31
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What was I going to say? It's similar. um but There's a bunch of people here in our country that like to say stuff like God, God, family, country. And I want to see a person with that sort of mentality in a movie. through this. Yeah. that like Put that mantra to the test.
01:19:52
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And he's like, you have You have. but the You have the Catholic Church because he's Catholic coming after his wife. Then you have the government coming after some other part of his family.
01:20:05
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And he's like this badass retired hillbilly fucking backwards airborne ranger retired army colonel or some shit. The Rambo type. you Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to kill people for a living, but now I'm back to wreak havoc.
01:20:24
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And he's like, oh man, God, country, family. What I do? But my family. The internal struggle would be cheap. The church in my country is after my family. You know, some bullshit like that. you just hit the The whole time there's a monologue of his thoughts.
01:20:40
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it touch It's like it's an action comedy. yeah Sort of like something like ah the the fucking Charlie Sheen movies back in the day.
01:20:51
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Part Dua. Oh yeah, Hot Shots. Hot Shots. Thank you. This is Hot Shots Part 3. Yeah, Part 3. Yes, Hot Tua. There you go.
01:21:05
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Hot Shots, Hot Tua.
01:21:10
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What is our next movie? No. Actually, think... No, no, no. We got another movie we're going go into.
01:21:21
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I think, um i don't think, he didn't seem to. I'm not, who survived on this one? out in The auto ah Alto Knights. Oh, Jesus.
01:21:32
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so Go ahead and rap about it, man. This is Robert De Niro playing Vito Genbisio and Frank Castile. He plays two parts.
01:21:43
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And he was Italian-American. He rivals as a control for him. a mob family in the mid 20th century, attempted to assassinate. he's been you know There was an attempt on his life.
01:21:55
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so De Niro plays both parts. so He tries to kill himself. but and then Him and his wife are like, fuck this, we don't need these guys. kind of think I don't see this. is not my movie.
01:22:11
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you know De Niro, lately, he's kind of way off his fucking rocker. ah And this is like him grasping at straws. It's a last gasp is what I put in my notes.
01:22:23
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Yeah, so you mean like career-wise? Yeah, think like he's he's like, mob movies worked for me back in the 80s and 90s. I'm going to go back to the well. Yeah, so I didn't quite understand.
01:22:37
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i Why did he have to play himself? Well, he's playing two different parts. Two different people, mean, sorry. Yeah, um I didn't. Maybe I have to go back and watch the trailer again. Maybe I missed it. I didn't see what the whole.
01:22:53
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I sort of know what the plot was is about. Him playing the two parts thing. think that's just a career thing that he's doing to challenge himself. Maybe.
01:23:07
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i know other actors have done similar things. I know Eddie Murphy's done it. Adam Sandler's done it. In this sort of movie, you don't really see it.
01:23:19
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i'm not a mob it's I'm not a mobster movie guy either. So I'm just like, I'm not a big Robert de Niro fan. I'm not a big Al Pacino fan.
01:23:29
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I get it. they're good actors and they're right for what they do. There's movies they play in that I enjoy watching. have a very thank you, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is definitely not one I'll probably end up watching. This is one where it's like, I'm not even, like, I don't want to see the trailer again.
01:23:48
Speaker
It looked like it was terrible. Yeah, I might watch the trailer again. overly complicated. Just because, hey, so this is this is this is what happened. This is what will happen. Okay, next year sometime or later this year, I'm chilling in bed. It's like, man, I'm just going to watch some fucking movie. I'm going to get a little stung.
01:24:07
Speaker
I'm going to be crazy to Netflix or fucking Prime. um like, ooh, Robert De Niro. Let's see what this is. I'll watch the trailer again then. You'll skip and go on to something else.
01:24:21
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Yeah. Yeah, 100%. This is not a movie that either one of us are going to actually, oh, my God, you got this is fucking amazing. I guarantee you that those words will never come up out of our mouths about this movie. Yeah.
01:24:34
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ah You'll probably you'll never hear a review on this on this On this show about that movie Unless somebody else is somewhere somewhere I'm someplace And I get roped into watching that movie And then I'll be like Oh my god guys I thought this was going to the most Worst movie I've ever watched But there I was She's like well we're already at my place I was like sure I'll stay we'll do maybe old outside yeah know
01:25:05
Speaker
I don't know if it was Maybe the warmth of her mouth Or the warmth of the TV screen. That movie was just rocking, man. Yeah. But, you you know, you never know. I don't know if that was going to happen.
Disappointing Movie Trailers
01:25:18
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I will put that out there. That'll never happen. It's not going to happen. It's not a movie that... Don't get me wrong. I like The Godfather. I like some movies. I like when he did was Meet the Fockers.
01:25:32
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I enjoyed that movie. I didn't see The Irishman. I saw Reggie Boat. He was great in Cape Fear. Great in Taxi Driver. This movie, he's reaching, man.
01:25:44
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he's it's It's a big reach. I don't know. coming back to the well and and Maybe I would. maybe you know to make it to make To confirm or deny that statement, I'd have to watch it.
01:25:58
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I agree. i know i know see See, now I'm thinking there it actually might be worth my time to watch it. Just to piss me off. yeah Well, I mean, not in theaters, but when it comes out. yeah Right.
01:26:10
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I don't think I'm going to watch this. Not to piss you off, just... Because it's pissing you off. Yeah, exactly. but Just to piss me off. No, but it's one of those things like... No, no, no, no, no.
01:26:22
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Not to piss you off, but because it is pissing you off. Yeah. That's what I said. No, but like this, even watching the trailer... it's not.
01:26:33
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Like, I've seen trailers for movies that eh, and then, shocker, it's actually good. Or you see a trailer you're watching you're like, wow, that's really good trailer. It's going to amazing movie. Then you see the movie it's dog shit.
01:26:45
Speaker
This just screamed dog shit throughout the entire trailer. Okay. That's all I could hear. Dog shit, dog shit, dog shit. The whole trailer. Dog shit. It did not make me want to see it at all.
01:27:02
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Well... Since we don't have much to say about this movie because I think it's all the same. It's just not our cup of tea. Less so for you than me. um tell you but <unk>s but but buts But before we go on break, i do i do i don't want to run down the whole week. We know what the whole week is. but i Do you want to plug some upcoming guests?
01:27:33
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Yes, please.
Upcoming Guests Announcement
01:27:35
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So next Friday here on Nonsense Chill, we're going to have Michael Copenhaven, stand-up comedian. We're going be watching a movie he was part of production in called Mike and Spike vs. the Paranormal Period. So come by and enjoy some laughs with us.
01:27:57
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You said it's going to be a treat. It's going to be a treat. You said it's like an hidden gem, kind of. Yeah. It's a funny little movie. If you like period jokes...
01:28:11
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is my kind of movie. Amen. Amen. Yeah. yeah Alright. This Sunday on I almost called it Necessary Roughness. Unnecessary Roughness. but unnecessary roughness Apparently there's roughness that is necessary. um They're to have a they have a special guest i don't know if they're doing an interview or these guests co-hosting. I don't know exactly how that or both. I don't know how that's rolling. is it is It's a sports show, so I don't tip typically know how those badminton shows go.
01:28:48
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yeah we don't We don't pay attention to the sports show from the nonsense chill area. I'm just saying. The gentleman's name is Ben Craft. okay You can find him on IG at crafted.iron.com.
01:29:03
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um
01:29:06
Speaker
Hold up. What's he talking about?
01:29:14
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Hold on. Zamfias, check out the Telepathy Tapes documentary. They're studying nonverbal autistic children who are passing information. to Okay, that shit sounds interesting.
01:29:27
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Yeah, I'm in on that. And now we got Glick chiming in and with some shit. Wait. Will you guys be so hammers in the first hour? No one even knows where they are next Friday. What is he talking about?
01:29:45
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Yeah, he meant hammered. meant hammered. yes did correction. But it still makes no sense. And I just read it four times. Do I sound hammered?
01:29:56
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Am I hammered? I think Glick is hammered. Megan Glick is hammered. Yeah, I'm just saying. Put the beer down, buddy. Get your goalkeeper mask and football bats out. Fuck you, Zampius.
01:30:12
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that's See, I think you love Sunday Unnecessary Roughness the same as I and Jeff do. Yeah. All right. yeah half the time any Yes, yes. And then I think, you know, Wally has a guest, too. Yes, yes.
01:30:28
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I might actually watch this one. I will too. yeah The gentleman ah gentleman's name is Corey from We Broke Garage. You can find them on YouTube as well.
01:30:40
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And speaking of YouTube and links and all that good stuff, all the music you hear during the breaks is all linked down in the description as well, please. But check them all out. They got some good shit.
Merchandise Promotion
01:30:54
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Bio.like slash Nonsensical Network. All our stuff is there. And don't forget, you'll also find in that same link, Beauty and the Beard Creative Quarter, where you can get your merch, whether it's our merch or your own.
01:31:07
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Just saying. Anywho. Oh, here he goes. Cheers. Cheers.
01:31:23
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Why do I feel so insecure now? Just want a taste of forever.
01:31:39
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How do I
01:31:57
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See through my dark clouds See all I'm trying to do
01:32:18
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Save me from all that I am trying not to be Save me all the time this is overtaking me I can't do this on my own And I can't face this all alone Good intentions always seem to find a back home Dark infections always seem have a stronghold
01:32:46
Speaker
Try to wait, try to wait Good intentions always seem to find a black hole Drunk emotions always seem to find song group I'm going to wait, I'm trying to wait To break the chain, break the chain Save from all that I be Save from all the darkness that's overtaking me I can't do this, I'm my own And I can't face this all alone I find the way, I find the way To break the tree, I find the way, find the way Find the way, I find the way To break the tree, I find the way
01:33:58
Speaker
Save me from all that I am trying not to be Save me from all the darkness that's overtaking me
01:34:52
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I'm just a monster, a monster
Jason Statham's Career Debate
01:35:19
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Okay I get it he's yeah glick is Glick is on his own time down there I'm sitting there It's like what's he talking about And I'm like oh His Bigfoot brain Hasn't caught up with The delay So moving on Next movie is i have it here is Working the working Man with Jason Statham and Jason Filmean.
01:35:53
Speaker
This is probably the least one I want to watch. Really? Yes. so Go ahead and go you know you go first. You go first. okay so ah Levin Cade left his profession behind. He was a like a mercenary for the British Army. and He's a good dad and and He's found a family that runs a construction company and their daughter gets taken.
01:36:21
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And he uses his skills to find her. And because he he used to work in counterterrorism.
01:36:36
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I'm not 100% mad at it. Because it's Statham.
01:36:41
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state them It is Jason Statham. However, we've seen this movie about 400 times.
01:36:51
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Man on Fire, John Wick. and was There are all these revenge save the the Rush Hour 1 was basically this movie.
01:37:03
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So it's like I get it. Commando. Yeah, a man down. Thank you. No, I said Commando. Commando, sorry. Well, even didn't Statham do the same thing where we're like him and his daughter moved to some town and then the meth dealer?
01:37:19
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No, I'm just saying. We've seen this movie before. But this is a get your asses in the seats, watch Jason Statham beat the shit of some bunch of people for two hours.
01:37:30
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I'm not mad at it. this is I'm not going to rush to the theater. I'm going to wait until it's on Netflix or whatever. But I'll watch it. yeah I'm not mad at Because if you were given the chance to become Jason Statham tomorrow, you would fucking take it. Don't lie.
01:37:47
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I'm just saying. Or to have Jason Statham skills. I'm just saying. So, I'm not mad at this. I think this is going to be... It's not going to like a summer blockbuster or anything.
01:38:00
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it's yeah It's not going to break any records. But it's a good... I don't have to pay attention. I just want to watch Jason Statham punch somebody in the face 14 million times.
01:38:10
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I'm going to read Zambius' comment before get into my rant about Jason Statham. Go ahead. All right. Not every flower can smell as sweet as a rose.
01:38:25
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And not every artard can read. But look at you go there, buddy. Just last week you were eating crayons. And today you're using modern-day technology.
01:38:37
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I don't know if that's for me or for Jeff. I don't know who that's for, but I'm not sure. Bravo, bravo. Bravo, bravo.
01:38:49
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So Jason Statham is one one bad movie away from just becoming a TV star. You know what? You're not wrong. Jason Statham is this chickpeas.
01:39:04
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ah ah yeah
01:39:08
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Nice. like that I'm not the butt of the joke. I'm just saying. better. Go ahead. He is one bad movie from being a TV star. Bad TV, washed up TV star.
01:39:22
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He is this generation's Chuck Norris. His movies have gotten they're all well i suppose be yeah hold up This movie... and This is the second film Sly wrote that Jason starred in. The first one was Homefront.
01:39:42
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Horrible movie. That's the one where the meth heads are... This was my next comment on on the notes and you had brought this up. Oh look. Another quote.
01:39:53
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I'm secretly a badass that used to kill for a living coming out of retirement to enact revenge. Unquote story. Like... It's boring. This is where my question comes in.
01:40:08
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Is Jason Statham the British k Nick Cage? like he The man hasn't found a script he doesn't like.
01:40:20
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I'm not mad at him because I i enjoyed Nick Cage's movies. and know okay so no There's a difference. Nick Cage has money he owes to government. I i understand that.
01:40:33
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Jason Statham, as far as I know, he doesn't. i understand. But Sly, I'm sorry, but Sly is still stuck in his i Rambo Rocky stage i get when I write movies.
01:40:49
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And so they're all the same. They're all brain dead. Hey, Sly, we need another movie. Here, take this movie that I wrote 14 years ago and just change the name. There you go.
01:41:03
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Done. yeah it's ah It's like Jason Statham's like, oh man, I still have to suck your dick for expendables. I mean, come on. Yeah, but once again, what is he getting paid for this movie?
01:41:17
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I fucking do it 14 times. I don't care I get a couple million dollars a movie. That's what I mean. He was great in Snatch. He was great in Transport.
01:41:29
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He was great in a lot of things. even though me more At the beginning of his career, he was pretty dope too. But look where his career ones rear went.
01:41:39
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Stereotypes. Yeah. I just think Jason Statham just should have got out of that. and then i just don't find him being a great actor.
01:41:51
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Yeah, and that bores me. Yeah, but once again, like this is something that if I'm flicking, looking for something to watch, and I'm like, I just want to watch somebody beat somebody's ass. I've watched John Wick 400 times.
01:42:03
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Hey, look, there's Jason Statham. 14 movies just like it. all in up You call me up. Hey, you call me up but Hey, man, I got i got and a quarter sack, and I got i got a 12-pack in the fridge.
01:42:15
Speaker
Let's watch that new Statham movie. kick He's kicking some ass. I'm like, all right, cool. I'm in. I'll be down. I'll be down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. but other than that i'm like everybody leave below how am i watching sta them i am not I am not watching this. and not why I'm not going, i might I'm not like, oh, look, the new Jason Statham movie come out. I have to watch this. No, I don't. No, I'm not that guy. cause there's but I don't know what main street huer mainstream pussy ass Bushito.
01:42:44
Speaker
Talking about what? Well, you know, and it I get it. Statham doesn't have range. He kind of sticks to what he's good at.
01:43:00
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But I get it. I'm not a fucking rocket scientist, so you don't see me trying to fix Elon Musk as a problem. What did you think of his movie, The Beekeeper? I haven't seen it yet. because Once again, it comes down to I love Statham, but I'm not going to rush out and watch them all.
01:43:16
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Excuse me. aha Zambia says that's what Hollywood turns actors into. Got it. Fair. Fair enough. Watch that movie and do do a minute review on it.
01:43:30
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I'll get around to it. On the beekeeper. okay My guess is
01:43:39
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you'll probably give it youll you'll probably give it a three two and a half or three's okay yeah that's i'm I'm giving it a two and a half.
01:43:51
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Oh, really? Yeah. It's not a great movie. and have 100% opposite tastes. If I see Statham's in a movie, I know he's going to punch at least 14 people in the face.
01:44:03
Speaker
and And he's going to drive like a bat out of hell. I'm in for it. okay so I know what I'm going into.
Big Production Movies' Entertainment Value
01:44:10
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It's like watching a Vin Diesel movie. I know it's going to shit movie. but i mean it' so car and That's what I'm talking about. He's like he's a washed up Chuck Norris now.
01:44:24
Speaker
yeah Keanu Reeves even came out and said recently he's not doing any more movies like John Wick because his knees aren't there anymore. At least he admits that shit. yeah But Keanu Reeves has range.
01:44:37
Speaker
John Wick. Had a great fucking story. And production quality. Jason Statham movies made by... They're throwing this the together.
01:44:49
Speaker
Balboa Productions. Now, fuck that, dude. Yeah, you wrote a movie that turned into a multi-million dollar franchise. We get it. Just like getting a big recording contract that makes you do what they say instead of what you love.
01:45:04
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Yeah, i you know, i yes and no. I mean... There's still good movies out there, even with the high production costs. I think John Wick is one of them.
01:45:15
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I'm not saying they're like the greatest movies. Before a modern action movie, I think the John Wick franchise up to the game. So, yeah, yeah. So you're not going to see The Working Man.
01:45:28
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You're not going to rush to see it. Definitely not going to rush to see it. This next one, though. This next one. Boy. You know what? i I'm in.
01:45:41
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I'm 100% in on this. death of You know what? Hold on. Did I even show the working man clip? No, you didn't.
01:45:57
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I forgot i I even had it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was the clip. Yeah, it's...
01:46:07
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ah However, the dude from Stranger Things, Hopper, is in this. He plays a blind man. So, i you know, i I like him, so I'll see it because of him.
01:46:19
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Cool hair. Yeah. Facts. I don't think Statham owns a comb because he's always
'Death of a Unicorn' Excitement
01:46:26
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shaving his head. But, yeah, our next movie, Death of a Unicorn. I am 100% in on that.
01:46:34
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01:46:46
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It's a fucking unicorn. Yeah. it Yeah, you know what? So, when the trailer first dropped for this, months ago, it wasn't... I was like, oh, it's gonna be cute, or whatever.
01:47:02
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Dude, it's a full-on horror flick. Yeah. Go ahead. newest trailer The newest trailer that I saw, I was like, holy fuck, I'm so in Because I was thinking it's going to a cute little unicorn. and So father-daughter duo, Elliot and ri Ridley, they hit a unicorn with their car in their and wilderness at ah on their way to They bring it to a wilderness retreat that's owned by the pharmaceutical company.
01:47:33
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They take it to Central Park and they set it up next to a bicycle to make it look like a hit and run. And later on, they nobody notices. Right, okay. for the the The place they take it to is a it's a what is it a wilderness retreat.
01:47:50
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And the wilderness retreat is is owned by that pharmaceutical company. And you'll see in the trailer, I'm not spoiling anything because I haven't seen the movie, that they say kind of file little bits of the horn.
01:48:05
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And they figure out, it's the cure for cancer.
01:48:12
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And then the unicorn's mama starts skewering motherfuckers.
01:48:20
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I'm so in. Okay. Okay.
01:48:24
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I haven't seen the second trailer. only watched this one. This one was a short trailer. This one's like under a minute. Yeah. um When you first told me this, Jenna Ortega, Paul Rudd, both of them are decent thespians.
01:48:43
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I like Paul Rudd. Jenna Ortega, I mean, she's playing in some things that really appreciate. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but she's not a bad actress.
01:48:54
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Paul Rudd, Sany Vane, a lot of good things I like him in, but is what it is. Okay.
01:49:03
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I didn't notice when you first told me you went I'm looking at the list, i was like, oh Death of a Unicorn. Recently, with all these fucking kid movies coming out, like the one with the guy who played Shazam, the one with Ryan Reynolds, Fantasyland coloring. I'm like, oh, man. I'm out, right?
01:49:25
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I'm out fucking. Then I realized, yes, it is. Hold on. Hold on. What's it what's the?
01:49:34
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It's rated r yes Once I started looking it up and I watched the trailer, I'm like, oh, wait a second. these are unicorn These are unicorns. This isn't a My Little Pony.
01:49:47
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This is fuck around with my horn. I'm going to fuck you up with no more situation. When you see, they don't show the unicorn in the trailer, but when I think unicorn, I'm like, oh, white horse with the fucking horn.
01:50:01
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No, this thing is dark and black and it's got red. Oh, dude, I was like, I watched the newest trailer today. There's a movie with the demonic unicorn in it and it escapes me at the moment.
01:50:17
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But I will, i that actually might be one of the questions in this month's fantasy trivia night. I'll have to figure out the answer.
01:50:28
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I've got a screenshot i got to show you, buddy. Go for it. so but i am Okay, so a part of me is looking forward to watching this movie. One, because it's a rated R. it's It's not going to be some... It's not what you think it is, yeah.
01:50:44
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Yeah, it's not some pg thirteen My Little Pony cartoon Sort of like I'm trying to sell you a fucking toy oh This is like gore And horror and monsters Are you and i actually seeing your screen right now? down for that Hold on, stop What are you about to do? if we do I have a photo i have a photo oh From the trailer Okay, yeah go ahead. so
01:51:16
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yeah Yeah, I remember seeing that. How cool is that? That is not My Little Pony. I'm calling it now. It looks so good. um and i think should i i have some funny to it, too.
01:51:34
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trailers It has Paul Rudd. That's the thing. It has Paul Rudd. It has to have funny in it. Yeah. And Tordega is one of those actresses that can do both.
01:51:46
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Fair. Fair enough. Hold on. I want to look some up real quick. aye you know there's there's a couple of terror You put it in your notes, if you don't mind, Taya Leone is coming back, man. She's in this movie.
01:52:02
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I'm not mad at it. ah Steve Park is in this. um the William Poulter is in this. William Poulter, he played the golden adams but what was it from Guardians the Galaxy.
01:52:19
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He was the guy who was all gold, Adam. Oh, shoot. What's his name?
01:52:26
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You know who I'm talking about.
01:52:29
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He was in that movie with... No, William Potter. he is He's in this movie. he said he was the one He was the guy in the trailer said, I don't think I should be in shorts and swim trunks for this.
01:52:41
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don't remember, man. I got a photo here. Bear with me. um I do like him. He's one of those he's one of those actors where where you see me like, I don't know that guy's name, but I do like him as an actor.
01:52:53
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um He's in this. This is him.
01:52:58
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This is IMDb photo. He's in this. ah yes okay yeah yeah there's there's The cast that looks good. the the The trailer looks amazing.
01:53:09
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It can only go downhill is my thought on this. Okay. like I have high expectations for this. This is this is like a four and a half on my I must see this.
01:53:22
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I'm rush to the theater. I'll wait until I find it on one of my apps. But yeah, I will watch this. My anticipation for this movie has actually went up since we've been talking about it.
01:53:35
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Since now that I know that it's more of a horror movie. and Jenna Ortega, she's played in some other movies recently, horror movies. Oh, yeah. suspense They're actually pretty good. I heard they were doing another Goonies.
01:53:48
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I've heard that too. I heard a rumor about it. You know, i will i will make a note of that, and I will find Hold on. Let me write this. I'm going write this down.
01:54:02
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I've heard that rumor for years, but it's not never been confirmed. I honestly don't. I looked it up a couple times. I don't see it anywhere on IMDb or anything like that. So I don't know.
01:54:15
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Because I know Happy Gilmore is definitely confirmed. so Yes. Happy Gilmore 2 is coming. so um I will look more into that. That's a good question. Maybe we'll have some news next Friday.
01:54:27
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Which next Friday is? Michael Copenhaven. Unless anything changes, things do change. Comedian stand-up. We're going to review his movie that he stars in, helped produce.
01:54:40
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um Mike and Spikes versus Paranormal Period. Almost forgot about that. hey yeah Any final words on on this on on the movie?
01:54:54
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on On Death of Unicorn, like I said, I'm 100% in. I'm ready. I'll watch it as soon as it comes out. What is the release date on that? I have it here. That is the 28th. 28th, correct.
01:55:07
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That is who and it' quiz trivia night. You guys better be here for that. Watch that later. Well, my um my notes on this, it's a fifty I call it a 50-50 shot.
01:55:19
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It's either going to be really good or it's going to dog shit. There's no gray area. Fair enough. And tonight, i just want to remind everybody, was the first install.
01:55:32
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Take my cup, baby.
01:55:41
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Full release Friday. But don't go anywhere yet. We're going to take a break. We'll be back. I have to drain the main vein. I know, I was going to dump pitcher out of water, but sure, we'll go that route too. We'll be right back.
01:56:17
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crazy, I've always been a Mustang. Burning up back roads, I'm a bad out of hell, Trouble should be my last name. Ain't no doubt, girl, I'ma let you down.
01:56:31
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I'ma screw this up like everything else. Sometimes I wonder why the hell you even stuck around.
01:56:45
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I just crash and burn I just crash and burn
01:57:23
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I'm smoking till my heart gets out, yeah. Yes, I've always lived in the flames. Learned from a young age how to drown the pain. I don't think I'm never gonna change.
01:57:37
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Trust me when I say don't want my last name. Don't get attached if I were you. believe it never would. Hey! Cause I get blacked out after more than couple rounds Try to drive these horses all over town Run from the long end locked up Crack a smile in my motion Some say I'm Johnny Cash can flip switch when I'm pissed off Mad Girl I know I'm never gonna run her When get black too
01:58:26
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I can't help it, it's in my last name Got Jack D and a lot of THC Praying don't wrap this old three around tree Cause I get back down after more than a couple rounds Drug drive these horses all over town Run from the log in like the crazy smile in my motion Some say I'm Johnny Cash I can flip a switch when I'm pissed
01:59:08
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I just crash and burn.
01:59:14
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Yeah, do.
01:59:18
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Oh my. oh me. Oh my. Here I am with my pants down. Nope. I found it. Oh, okay. I found my pants. No, no, no.
01:59:29
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I, uh, I know. So God, man, we're hitting that two hour mark. I know usually. start pulling the plug, but do have a bonus for you.
01:59:41
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Okay. And a big fuck you to Disney. And it's not just that. It's not just that. I gotta find it, though.
01:59:54
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gotta make sure I had it. And that's the story of how Lee saved me and Mr. Tompkins, and who knows how many other humans. That's right. Good vampire over here. All right, I... Episode four, motherfuckers.
02:00:09
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I'm ready for it. I'm in. Yes. I've been wondering what's going on with the vampire influencer. Yes. Yeah. Well, I mean, we've had trivia night. And tonight. Yeah. Other shit going on.
02:00:22
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So let's that. I got your back, you know, but watch out there. You never know what goes bump in the night. Oh, Oh, out ah
02:00:35
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What? You ever wonder?
02:00:38
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What you wonder? don't know what the first thing go bump was? The first thing to go bump? Yeah. You know, like, it goes bump in the night. was the first bump? Like, was that like a vampire, a demon, a ghoul? Oh, not ghoul. I have so many. Some dude's seven is still in the rock. Ghouls are not real. Right? Stop.
02:00:55
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Stop. Fine, fine. I'm getting a drink. Ooh, go grab me one while start this. want one of those globes. I used to when I was little bit younger. Now i'm like, ah, regular shelf. I don't need a globe. Bombay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. haven't had Bombay in forever. That's the cheap gin.
02:01:21
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butja That's the... There you are. Thank thank you. You want real good gin? It's not that. What the fuck is that? Cocktail.
02:01:32
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A cocktail of what? Gin. And? Slightly weaker gin. Pure gin cocktail. I'm fucking drinking that. Just try it. I've tried it and it's disgusting.
02:01:44
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and like the writing on these. They're fucking hilarious. yeah
02:01:49
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Animal. Animal. o hold du We're getting quite a lot comments. Nice. No, actually most of them are doubting anything we say is real.
02:02:01
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What? yeah Oh, shit. I called that. What the fuck? Why would we lie? I'm so shocked. Yeah. there be something stopping them?
02:02:16
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You're not even Romanian. That's stupid. Yeah, yeah. We've got to stop them. Some of those comments are pretty fucked. Fuck the trolls. They're trolls. um i's fine in this comments's a board of loyal followers fuck the trolls no because that's who they they're trolls of these episodes to watch over and over again just so I can pause it, just read the comments. that could then they um it's Some just absolutely fucking comedic gold.
02:02:43
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Someone said once that my chair can be hurt every time I shift in it. Is that true? Oh, yeah. I can hear it a little bit. man I got a new chair coming. I can't wait, guys.
02:02:55
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I'm excited. He's more excited about that than he is any movie we've reviewed tonight.
02:03:04
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Let's be honest. It's not a great month for movies. so I get it. It's not. It's not at all. Death the Unicorn is the only one I really want to see. Now that I've... Yeah. yeah me fuck them.
02:03:18
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Not when we fuck them. When they can say whatever they want without any consequences. All right? I mean, look at this. It's called the internet, you tard. The only thing you suck is dick, Count Fuckula. Nice. Count Fuckula.
02:03:35
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nice count fuck you I like it. like it. What the hell? This one, vampires aren't real.
02:03:47
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Everyone knows that. Pathetic cry for attention. Classic bum boys. Okay. What is a bum boy? I think it's British slang for queers.
02:04:00
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For what? Queers. Gay guys. Because bum boy, bum is your ass. that's That's what I was thinking, but I was kind of hoping I was wrong. i Oh, by the way, have you seen the movie fucking Butt Boy, whatever it was called?
02:04:19
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No, I'm pretty sure I haven't seen that.
02:04:23
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I'm going to the UrbanDictionary.com. I'll get right here. ahead. Go ahead. ahead It's a young male who is often seen limping the morning after. That bum boy took a big one last night.
02:04:37
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yeah Yeah, it got pounded. Okay. Oh, that's what it is when leaves Glitz's house and leaves it. Yeah. This one just says, G- yeah i moved this one just says
02:04:58
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Yeah. A lot of us being gay more than anything else. Exactly. There's no... Another reason to debunk this shit. There's no bumboys in GameCube. There's got to be bumboys know, Bruce.
02:05:09
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That's not the point. i know. all right I don't leave my house. That's what I'm saying. We're not gay. Yeah, know. But if we were, that's okay. I know, all right? I'm not homophobic. I'm just saying that the lies need to stop, all right?
02:05:22
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We're like an authentic channel. Okay, no tricks, no lies, nothing. We're honest here. Yeah, yeah. So what do I do? Vampires aren't real.
02:05:35
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Hmm. Idea. All you ready to go live? Yep. Okay.
Vampire Influencer Comedy Sketch
02:05:42
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Hey, there's my face. Hello. All right.
02:05:46
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You sure about this, bud? Yeah, yeah, it's fine. I heal fast. Okay. All right. We're going live in three. Hold on. I've seen what's coming up. Okay, okay.
02:05:58
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I'm trying to prepare. Go ahead. I'm watching them. There's one spot that just I just lose it all the time. Two. Oh, we've been live this whole time. Fuck. Hello, welcome back, all you haters and non-believers.
02:06:11
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We're coming to you live at 10 a.m. in the morning, just to prove how legit we are. Now, as an authentic vampire influencer channel, I like to keep things real.
02:06:23
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So no lies, no tricks. Me and Bruce are friends. We're not a couple. I want to clarify that. It's fine to do what you want, me and Bruce, I love him, but he's my friend.
02:06:33
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Yes, love him.
02:06:38
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He's really laying it on thick that he's not gay. so I'm just saying. Right? He's trying not to say it, but he's like, look, I'm not gay. He's coming went off so homophobic. You've got to lean into it, buddy. You've just got to lean into it. It's great content. I'm just saying.
02:06:55
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These guys, these writers who wrote this remind me back in the day, guys who would write collegehumor.com. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fucking savvy writers, man.
02:07:09
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There was one time when the heating broke, and that was... But we were trying to... just go Right, okay, so... Vampire rule number one. Vampires cannot go out in the sun. Exactly, trying to convince themselves.
02:07:21
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i wonder why they can't. Well, it's because... um See? Vampires burn in the sun.
02:07:33
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And this hurts me. Okay, okay. Vampire fruit tip. For any of my vampires out there who catch little bit of sun by accident, keep some aloe vera in the fridge, okay? And and i' apply it on the burn, noon and night, and I'll clear that burn up, baby, all right? Vampire diaries, me out, out, out, out.
02:07:55
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well yeah This is where lose it, dude. Oh, God. Oh, it's bad.
02:08:07
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It looks like coffee grounds. Yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah, here, take it. ah yeah
02:08:20
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He goes, keep aloe vera inside the fridge. and ah the Yeah, he meant the aloe vera cream, not the actual aloe vera plant. I'm just saying.
02:08:32
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but his buddy was still paying attention to a point. Yeah. He just sets the plate. Yeah, got you I already had it, buddy.
02:08:44
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Sets it up on the counter. Fucking lost it right there, dude. Every time I've seen it. It does. the The CGI work was not great. But I get it. Low budget. What the fuck is that?
02:08:58
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Aloe vera. I wanted the cream. No, no. Aloe vera is a plant. I know it's a... Oh, you stupid. It's a big shit. I know. Just show me the comments. Could you move it up a bit? Slide it along. Just a little bit.
02:09:16
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Oh, slide it along, aye? I'm the one with the Kentucky Fried forearm. Should get that in my mouth? You don't fuck you, Le. What? Right, just here, look. Ever heard of a thing called special effects?
02:09:28
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So stupid. Special effects? I was on fire. you but This is pathetic. Why does this guy hate the LGBT community? what in No, I addressed that! Yeah, you did. Okay, wait. Not real.
02:09:42
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Anyone can do that. Real vampires can turn into bats and command people with their voice. This guy's watching, like, way too much to see. Just, let me see. Not pale enough for a vampire. Maybe a Scotsman go.
02:09:54
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That's racist. What the fuck am I supposed to do? why don't Just forget about it, man. These trolls don't matter. No, don't they do. We have to prove them wrong. No, we don't. It's fine.
02:10:04
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Just leave them. No, no, no. I'm not having this, all right? We've got to do something, right? Just let me... I've just got to think, all right? If I come up with a plan, yeah then I can fucking... He's literally standing in the... I'm a bastard!
02:10:17
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Excellent.
02:10:22
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not the bla grateful
02:10:30
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Yes. Genius.
02:10:37
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What are you talking about? We've been watching it for a while. Yeah. i I didn't let anybody think I forgot about you. Yeah.
02:10:50
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Yes. What was that? Exactly. You just blocked those trolls.
02:11:01
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getting baked. see what you did there.
02:11:06
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Well, Jeff, you got any last words before we shine off? No, I'm going to get something to eat and we'll see you at the movies. Bring your own fucking popcorn.
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