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Speaker: who What's going on, everybody? Happy hump day. Happy fucking draft day. Fucking draft day. Fucking draft day. We're not talking goofy-ass Kevin Costner.
Speaker: That wasn't a goofy-ass movie, though, was it? I thought it was pretty good movie. I mean, I don't know. Jeff jeffs swore by it. Well, we know how much Jeff's intelligent about sports, so write that out right now.
Speaker: Well, all of his... in oh Yeah, it looks like there's... Yeah, I don't know. what the hell that is it's a jeish sounds that sucked up the
Speaker: and when i just call him this she say but suck up that yeah i know Well, I've been floating around, but anyways. yeah so Yeah, Jeff has admitted a lot. Well, Jeff's not even here anymore on the network, but nonetheless, he did admit that all of his sports knowledge came from movies.
Speaker: so And he was like, dude, you should love Draft Day. It's about the Cleveland Browns. And I'm like, yeah, I don't and love sports, but I don't love sports movies. So, oh, you got fly over.
Speaker: I don't mind sports movies. Like, I like the replacements. I like the longest show. Oh, yeah. I don't like a sports movie that is going to try and... like I didn't like Rudy.
Speaker: um So overrated, man. So overrated. I think probably the best of football movie of all time. Stop talking about Derek. He's here. Oh, no. Here he comes. The attorney has arrived. i What's that? Which is weird.
Speaker: don't know, man. Let me go. Hold up. I'll go grab a blazer. a bless yeah yeah we we need We need you in uniform tonight so we don't get in trouble. You do realize he combed his beard from underneath out front, right? Like you see this, right?
Speaker: do that. There's no way it sticks straight out like that in front of him. Yeah, no, I do that on purpose because it itches my neck. It makes it look bigger. I trim it all out and I leave it out a little bit. That's why I suck my gut and it makes it look bigger. What up, John?
Speaker: I cut mine. I've had it longer. i just i cut it right here. all the time i do that when i when i when i when i straighten mine out i come from underneath and then i a bring it all out and then i comb it down so yeah yeah i'll do the same thing after i drinking a shower like i go over the sides of run and i go out from the bottom because that's the only way to get the tangles out of down here yeah but uh he like left his push down front this is like the tip of the spear coming to get you yeah want
Speaker: Before I do everything to it and put the oils and all, like if I just get out of the shower and I'm not going anywhere, I'll just brush it all out and let it dry and let it be a big beard fro and it's all facing forward.
Speaker: But no, nonetheless, it is not Sunday. sorry for the Sorry for the little hiatus and unnecessary roughness, first and foremost. Not my fault. It is not. Ready to go.
Speaker: there was There was one weekend where I was ah got very intoxicated. And then last weekend, I had every intention on doing the show. i was looking forward to doing the show.
Speaker: um I just had some personal stuff going on, and my head wasn't right. and it had nothing to do with being intoxicated because I actually was sober a Saturday night. I just had some personal stuff going on, and I wasn't in the right headspace to come on and He realized the whole time that he's been a woman and it really hit him hard Saturday night. It did. ah youre majestyly are hundred percent He had to figure out all true the best way to talk where it was going to be comfortable going forward. yeah
Speaker: yeah yeah All true statements. I need to figure out. trademarking and all that stuff of my new name and everything. Reach out to our lawyer. It works both ways.
Speaker: Francis works for both genders. Yeah, exactly. now shit So, but hopefully we'll be back on schedule this Sunday, but we wanted to come up tonight because it is for us football fans, not just the three of us, but everybody who are football fans. This is a big night.
Speaker: It's draft night. We're excited. While some of us are a little concerned about the future of our teams. And by some of us, I mean myself and Derek. Rick's like, yeah, we're still the best team in the AFC. We're the best team in the AFC. If we're anything, it's worse.
Speaker: But was going to say, you guys just brought back, you guys, you just told me right before the show, you guys just brought back. Davidus White is our veteran cornerback. Now, does Trey White have a starting position?
Speaker: Nope. Brandon Bean pulled straight out. You have to beat Christian Benford for that starting position. Oh, nice. Nice, nice. Derek, the Titans, nice nice um and and derek titans you know They're going to be drafting Sanders at number one here in just a few minutes. I hope not.
Speaker: They're going to take a quarterback like idiots. I know, man. That's what I think. I think they need to wait. It that it does seem like... um To the guy at work about about Tennessee, this is my layout to them.
Speaker: Trade for Kirk Cousins from Atlanta. Keep Levis. Levis plays behind Cousins, gets better in leadership. Draft a receiver. Yeah. That's what think like would be an eye would be ah an intelligent move on Tennessee's part.
Speaker: Daniel Jeremiah is best available quarterback. She has Will Howard at five. jack Are you still on ESPN or NFL? No, I'm on NFL. Okay, I'm on ESPN.
Speaker: I'm just got TV pulled up. of it You sound like you threw your microphone in a trash can and you're trying to talk to us.
Speaker: Do what now? I swear to God, your microphone sounds like this right now. Who's mine? yeah Yeah. You so like if you put it in the garbage can and you're trying to talk to us.
Speaker: ah Does it not sound muffled? ah It sounds fine to me. See, it sounds really muffled to me. While he said hijacking assets, shut up. You're at work, you little bitch.
Speaker: It's my network. I'm the boss. i be Maybe. Maybe.
Speaker: yeah Like I said, it sounds good on my end. It could be his beard blocking his vocal projection. I'm not really sure. I have no idea. It sounds okay to you, though. Yeah, sounds it sounds good to me. It could be your headphones. maybe youre Maybe your beard has your headphones muffled.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what it is. I don't know how my ears feel. I hope that's what it is. It ought to sound really good. It wasn't until you moved everything on the screen. yeah like you ah Did you shift your monitor and your mic and everything?
Speaker: No, I just moved my camera. My microphone should still be picking up the same. don't know. Maybe I'm retarded. Call it retarded then. I'll just go with me being retarded. it's i Yeah, everything looks like it's reacting normally.
Speaker: Boy, I wish I had all the fancy schmancy shit that y'all got. i don't but I got a damn $16 camera from from Walmart. yeah and I have the one that comes with my laptop.
Speaker: That's why look like I'm all lazy-eyed as fuck. yeah i do have a have a camera yeah I do have a decent mic. We actually used it this past weekend. we had Blaze came up from Kentucky and Michael Copenhaver, the newest member of the network,
Speaker: He's co-host Friday nights with plays. It was. We did. I'm just jealous you weren't here. Nope. Wasn't even invited. Kind of feel a little fucked over and left out. Not going to lie. no um I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker: I'm going to tell you this. The door is always open, my friend. you know I'm not going to dude. I really think that whoever drafts Shidore Sanders is drafting a bust. I'm putting it out there.
Speaker: He has played nobody nobody worth talking about. His numbers are spectacular in a forgotten conference. Right. Dude, did you see that they're already going to retire his jersey in Colorado? and there's a lot of people that are really pissed.
Speaker: That's fucking ridiculous. Who was the other famous guy that came out of Colorado? Retire his jersey. Where is that from? <unk> Oh, nice.
Speaker: nice shit He played for Pittsburgh. ah Not Batch.
Speaker: yeah Black guy. quarterback What the was his name? Cordell Stewart? Cordell Stewart. not yeah Dude, I don't even know if I'm going to be awake for the Bills pick.
Speaker: Oh, what are you trying to say? It's going to be almost 1130 when they pick it.
Speaker: You'll be fine. yeah there we go. Thank you, Wally. Yeah, Cordell, Wally. mel ah Mel's projecting ah ah Travis Hunter goes first.
Speaker: Shadrur goes fifth. The peanut butter one was Nikki's. The vanilla is mine. like the Yeah, go ahead. don't care.
Speaker: um from From all the reports, the Titans are 100% hands off of Sanders, and they are so all in on Cam Ward. um Your report, is my hot blonde on NFL Network right now or no?
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Speaker: I'm really hoping... i'm really hoping... this is This is my dream scenario for Cleveland this weekend. Tonight, we draft Abdul Carter, number two overall.
Speaker: And you trade... You traded Deshaun Watson for a second round pick. only No money, no nothing. Just a second round pick straight up. No. Oh, no. don you think do You think Texas is winning from that trade? There was a trade that came out today. for So we sent them three draft picks yeah this year.
Speaker: We get a fifth round pick and a 2025 sixth round pick. Or 2026 sixth round pick. Okay. Okay. six round okay okay And we sent them three picks for this year, like fifth and sixth round picks. That was the trick that just happened a couple hours ago.
Speaker: So Cleveland can trade Deshaun Watson for a fifth round pick and you'll still be happy. They can trade Deshaun Watson for a stale bag of fucking Lay's potato chips and I'll be fucking happy. That's funny. That's too funny.
Speaker: yeah I think I've got an old-ass box of Easter candy from two years ago floating around here. We can make that trade just so I can use him as a human punching bag in this house. I don't care what they get for him at this point. ah
Speaker: Shit. and You can fucking bring Mongo McMichael back to life and trade for him. but Speaking of which, RIP to Steve Mongo McMichael. You ain't got to bring him to life. You can put him on the field dead and he'd still do better.
Speaker: At least he'd be on the field dead. Yeah, my dream scenario for Cleveland this weekend is Carter, number two overall pick, matching him up, teaming him up with ah Miles Garrett when those two will just run.
Speaker: and i think I think Carter, no matter where he goes, he's going to be force to be reckoned with because, A, he comes out of the Big Ten. B, he comes out of Penn State. And I think he's more than proven his his worth and in college football. He's not from some goofy-ass school like Colorado's.
Speaker: But then, like, second round, maybe third round, if he's still floating around, Jackson Dart. I don't think you're going to draft quarterback. I don't think he will. and It doesn't matter doesn't matter when it is. I don't think he will because you've got Watson. You've got Flacco.
Speaker: Well, I don't think – But Haslam and Barry have both come out in the last month or so and basically said they are done with Deshaun in Cleveland.
Speaker: They've admitted to this being the biggest mistake they could have ever freaking made. So we may never see Deshaun play on a Browns. in a Browns uniform. Listen, whether he plays or not, you're still going to see that bank account drain every fucking month. Oh, yeah, that's happening. That's happening regardless. You know you gave him all that damn guaranteed money. got placo bag we've got Flacco back. We've got Flacco back, so I'm excited for that. Flacco for Flacco in Cleveland.
Speaker: Okay, so we've got Tennessee's going to first on the clock. Mm-hmm. and Do you think they're going to go with with Cam Ward? I think my money's on Cam Ward. What do you what do you think, Derek? That's your squad. Well, I'm thinking, man, it'd be cool if they went with a wide receiver instead.
Speaker: um If they went with a wide receiver, who who would you like to see them snatch up? There was a guy i was looking at earlier. I can't remember his name.
Speaker: On here, they got number one is Travis Hunter. and a wide receiver He's the cornerback wide receiver, but he won't go anywhere if he can't play on both sides of the ball, he said. Yeah. I guess he'll find another league to play in. That's going to be a struggle because nobody's going to pay him that kind of money. yeah three years tra running the camera Travis Hunter talked his way out of an NFL draft pick.
Speaker: um He just said he really wants go to go play on both sides of the ball. And Chetbox, feel free to chime in with your team and what you think they need to go with. We can address that. It'll help the conversation go on.
Speaker: I wouldn't be mad, you know, totally if they took Cam Ward. But I'm also like, man, wait till next year, you know. Like, let's get a QB next year. Let's trade the pick away and get, you know, get something ready for next year.
Speaker: And then I don't know what that looks like. You know, i don't know what that trade looks like. Where does that put us, you know, as far as in this first round, you know, things like that. Right. Well, right well I guess we're, you know, try luck with Will Leavitt or we're going to be, that's what saying. We're going to be trading with somebody and I don't know what that looks like. So I'm hoping that would have something to with. still like my best case scenario for you guys as a quarterback. If you're not going to draft one and that's to trade for something like her cousins.
Speaker: I'm sure they'll take Cam Ward though. They're just going to try. It's just a Titans thing to do, man. They're just going to, you know, Even though most first-round number one QBs don't work out.
Speaker: No. Can anybody name me a number one draft quarterback right and quarterback right now that's still playing? Yeah, or even viable. Number one draft quarterback of any draft.
Speaker: Baker Mayfield.
Speaker: That's the only quarterback. And I don't know what, like the third team? He's like on the third team at least. think he's on his fourth. But he's winning, and he's making playoffs.
Speaker: Finally. Finally. He won in Cleveland. And you guys, like idiots, got rid of him. But, yeah, I believe he's the last number one overall draft pick quarterback that is still in the NFL right now.
Speaker: Tennessee is currently on the clock. They have... uh they have 10 minutes 14 players and then oh i haven't even got that far yet they're counting them down right now yeah um i wanted to see the breakdown for per position um because they're like oh i hope goodell falls over i hope he gets body slammed he just rode out on that bicycle i hope he fell on that bicycle yeah I can't stand Roger Goodell.
Speaker: I think he needs to be fucking executed as the commissioner. I think he's a waste product of this league.
Speaker: Agreed. Like, I literally can't stand him.
Speaker: Why do all these guys look like they just learned how to ride a bicycle? And why is Lil Wayne out there? So you got your you're saying that they're saying, according to ESPN, your top wide receivers are McMillan out of Arizona.
Speaker: He's not still in the league, Jess. Cam Newton might have been a number one overall, but he wasn't he's not still in the league. We're talking still active quarterbacks. What's going on, Jess? That's my brother and sister-in-law. What's going on, guys?
Speaker: ah Matthew Golden out of Texas. Here, i'll let you I'll let you help me on this one, Rick. He's pretty good. I'll let you help me on this one. Amika Egbuka?
Speaker: Amika Egbuka, the receiver from Ohio State. I actually kind of like that kid. I kind of like that kid. He's going to be the next Jackson Smith and Jigba. Like, he's going to be a fucking receiver for whoever gets it yeah And they played together they played together Jackson's last year, too. Yeah. so You got Luther Burton III out of Missouri and Jay Higgins out of Iowa.
Speaker: I would probably say my two favorite receivers are Golden out of Texas and... yeah And then Mika Ibuka. Yep. Yeah. McMillan out of Arizona. is it and That name is so fucked.
Speaker: I know. Mika. ah
Speaker: Well, we got running backs. Running back, you got... Well, I don't even think they have Cam Scadabo in the top of the draft in the first round. No, you got to... You got to predict him to slide back the second or third round.
Speaker: Which i wouldn't be mad if he does. and ah I mean, that wouldn't be an awful scenario in Cleveland. I think that's going to be a good pickup for anybody who goes to them, and i they especially if they can get somebody who uses them like they use Taysom Hill in New Orleans.
Speaker: I'm telling you, That dude is a quarterback, a tight end, and a receiver. yeah i think that i think that might I think that might be why he's sliding down on the draft because he's not necessarily... There's not one position he excels in the most. Yeah, but they've got Ashton Gentry, Amari on Hampton out of North Carolina.
Speaker: Yeah, the Raiders are sold 100% on Gentry. It's because the Ori's pun said that they had to. Yeah. Yeah. And then you got Trayvon Henderson and Quashon Judkins, both out of Ohio state.
Speaker: And I was talking to a buddy of mine today. um I was talking to a buddy of mine today and he was asking me, he said, you're not, and you know, he knows I'm not an Ohio state fan. He said, who do you like better out of the two of them? i said, I think they're both good. I said, I think Judkins is just a bit better than Henderson.
Speaker: Henderson's very flashy and he's going to make big plates, but I don't think he's going to be the type of guy to grind it out in the trenches. Like, um, like Judkins will.
Speaker: I think Judkins will get in there and body up on somebody and put the hammer down. So, um and then, of course, you know, we got our our top quarterback. Oh, my God. You're on NFL Network, right? Did you just see Jordy Nelson's intro?
Speaker: ha. He said, I just got off the phone with President asked me to pass the message along. And he goes, it reads, and he opens up and says, my fellow Americans. He goes, the Bears still suck.
Speaker: yeah Nice. That was actually hilarious. ah Yeah, they got Cam Worsh, Shadeh Sanders, Jackson Dart.
Speaker: And here is the biggest bust of the NFL draft. I'm going to call it now. Jalen Milrose out of Alabama would be absolute dog shit in the NFL. We'll see where he goes. If he can go and sit a year, I think he'll be okay.
Speaker: Sit a year, sit 10 years. No, I don't think he's going to be that terrible of a bust if he go sit. Are you okay over there, Derek? What's going on, man? Yeah, i'm just ready to see what's about to happen, man. I'm like, ah, come on. As soon as we get the first one out of the way, I can, like, get into my emotions.
Speaker: I've got the Titans at nine and a half minutes still before their pick has to be in. Yeah, that's what I got. i just want to see how far off we are on timing. and The NFL Network doesn't have doesn't have a clicker on there.
Speaker: Hold on a second. You're on ESPN? Yeah, we're on ESPN. right, hold on one second here. Let me jump to ESPN. I have...
Speaker: yeah i got nine I got nine minutes and 15 seconds. All right, so I'm at 9.12 right now. Okay, we're all about the same. At least this way nobody's yelling about something before it happens. Because, like, i was watching WrestleMania and playing Call of Duty the other night, and this guy we were playing with, Kaz, he was actually watching it on a on his smart TV instead of me having to go through the Roku box, and he was about 10 seconds ahead of me the whole time.
Speaker: So he was yelling... He would start yelling, and next thing you know, I'm dead on the game because my head snaps to nothing going on. Yeah, i we we did the WrestleMania watch party Saturday night, and there was a couple people that were in the chat that were like, either we were 10, 15 seconds ahead of them or we were just a couple seconds behind them. Oh, man, what are we about to do? so But I was like...
Speaker: It's going to wind all the way down and they're going to say, you two son have treated the Tennessee Titans have traded their number one overall draft pick two to the Washington Redskins.
Speaker: And the Redskins take to the Cleveland Browns for Deshaun Watson. they yeah no They traded to Washington and Washington takes Travis Hunter for a wide receiver for fucking what's-his-face to throw to.
Speaker: yeah Yeah. You know, I got to say, I hope a team, and don't know how well Hunter could and sustain in the NFL playing both sides of the ball.
Speaker: As a wide receiver and as a cornerback individually, he's pretty good. oh But again, level of competition. Nobody's going to let him play like that.
Speaker: It's too much risk for the reward. Jess and Joe 30 seconds ahead of us. That's the other thing, is they're not going to let him play both sides of the field.
Speaker: However, there might come a team that might let him play a little bit to see which one he excels more at. I would personally, an X wide receiver, I'm talking to you, Mikey Sanstra still,
Speaker: um from Michigan. He was an ex-wide receiver, switched over to a cornerback, and he was an absolute goddamn menace. Well, yeah, because the job is to be faster than the cornerback. And he's a menace in the NFL. He's a menace in the NFL this last season. I think that's what makes Travis Hunter so good at either position because both positions require him to be as fast as the other one.
Speaker: Yeah. ah Yeah. mikey Mikey's with Washington. They drafted him last year and he was an absolute menace in the NFL. They're just tormenting the shit out of wide receivers. So, you know, and I think if I was a coach, I would be like, dude, we you know, we know you can play wide receiver.
Speaker: We know you can play cornerback, but you're a cornerback with wide receiver skills. And that's where I would actually try to utilize him the most as it is with the wide receiver skills.
Speaker: He could very likely be your interception machine for the NFL. Yeah.
Speaker: Very, very easily. Which might not be a bad thing for Tennessee to grab him and have the chance for more offensive opportunities.
Speaker: Oh, we're down to just under under under six minutes. Yeah, I got 548. They're on the phone with Andrew Barry making the deal. Deshaun's coming to Tennessee.
Speaker: Cleveland's on the clock back-to-back picks. je is And is in a loss for the rest of their time as a football team. They'll sell the team before they do anything else. Back-to-back picks.
Speaker: Cleveland's going to take – They're going to take Abdul Carter and then they're going to take fucking Hunter. And then we can stop talking about Hunter. yeah right put Yeah, right. So Jesse Joe, is our our our kick our quarterback still.
Speaker: So Jess is a diehard, diehard um special education, special Olympics student as a Carolina Panthers fan.
Speaker: So um she might have a touch of Tislin being a Panthers fan. I'm not sure. But she is a diehard Panthers fan being born and raised in Carolina.
Speaker: So I'm interested. I'm curious to know if she even knows who or what they need. aside So what there's what you're saying is that she definitely married the short list. That's why she married my brother.
Speaker: Tony D, what's going on, man? bro, if you want, I can send you the link, more welcome to jump in here with us. He basically just said they took Ward. Yeah. Yeah, the pick is in.
Speaker: Yeah, you're welcome to jump up in here with us, bro, represent Fantasy, Belt Kings Fantasy Football, and and chat up with us. Let me know. I can send you the link. That's wild that Cam Ward has the most of any quarterback in d one history. Because you think back to some years where...
Speaker: Even Michigan and Ohio State or Bama or Georgia, they were just dropping fucking 70 points a game. So the fact that this guy is has the most touchdown, passing touchdowns in Division one history, now with that said, look at his conference. He's in the ACC.
Speaker: So you have Clemson washed up. Syracuse, eh. You got yeah all sorts of other fucking Duke, which Duke was good while they had Drake May, but what are they now?
Speaker: And they still suck at basketball, Jess.
Speaker: So, my God, it takes them so long to announce the pick once they say it's in. I'm like, this is why the draft takes four hours for the first round.
Speaker: So stupid. The picks in, just tell us. I know. Roger retard. Come on, hurry up, walk faster. Yeah, because you know, whether Levis levis is at home, man watching right now.
Speaker: the big The Titans have traded away for Deshaun Watson. Well, Levis is going to be like, yes, I still get keep my job.
Speaker: Yep, Cam Ward wasted a pick. will levis is Will Levis just threw his remote through his TV. All right, well, we'll see. knows his He knows his days in Tennessee are numbered now.
Speaker: Cam Ward, the number one overall draft pick. Suck it,
Speaker: Both of the Sanders can sit suck it. Yeah. I heard that, man, and people kept trying to make it like, oh it's a race, and it's like, shut up. Play better teams. Yeah.
Speaker: You know what I mean? Oh, they're trading. Hang on, hang on, hang on. moving you back to you Cleveland traded away. for why we gets ah check your round number thirty To the Titans.
Speaker: That's right. The second second pick to the Titans. For Cam Ward. Oh my God. You guys just traded away your second pick for four.
Speaker: But we got we got their first round pick next year. Yeah. and We got three picks this year. That's what I wish we would have done. only dropped three spots. Yeah. We only dropped three spots. And then we got better.
Speaker: So that means the Jaguars are taking Sanders. Yeah. The Jaguars are going take Sanders. They were sitting there waiting to see who wins. Dang. Let's go. hope they do. And like we can see what happens. Because but they play in the same. They're in the same conference.
Speaker: The Jags and the Titans. Yeah.
Speaker: That means they literally sat there and waited for that pick to decide if they're going to make that trade, and they did. So you might as well take your hat off now because there's nothing to be excited about right this second.
Speaker: You got to wait for four more picks first. Let's go.
Speaker: The Jaguars need help everywhere.
Speaker: I can't stand Mel Kuyper saying that Travis Hunter is the best player in the draft.
Speaker: Well, if they already did that, they should have their pick in already then. If they traded and knew what they wanted, their pick should already be in. It should not be a delay game.
Speaker: I think because that trade happened so fast, it took a lot of the focus off the fact that Kim Ward just went number one.
Speaker: So what do you think, Derek? Are you good with this? you think it's a wasted pick?
Speaker: I mean, it's definitely yet to be seen. It just... Track records are not good for number one picks, especially QBs. You know?
Speaker: Yeah. okay So I'm just, you know, I got to be optimistic and wish them the best because it's my team. You feel me? Yeah, no, I get it. I'm just, I wanted to know where your stance was on that particular pick.
Speaker: I would have traded it. Yeah, I would have traded it away. and You would have traded away the number one overall pick. Yeah, for next year, but I want next year I want to be solidified with a good ah first round pick.
Speaker: So it's risky. But I mean, you take a risk on first round and we've done it before and just it ain't worked out so far. So I got a bad taste in my mouth from it.
Speaker: I mean, what up, Benji?
Speaker: But, I mean, you got right you gotta to feel a little bit better knowing that it's done, it's out of the way. It's not Sanders. And like we were talking earlier, i think in the in the grand scheme of things, once Ward gets into the NFL. oh Oh, the Jags got second, fourth, and sixth round picks this year to what you guys just got.
Speaker: We got second and fourth and a fifth, and then we got the 2026 first. I'm not mad at that because we only dropped down three places. This is when you hope that Jacksonville falls on their fucking face and they're worst team in the NFL this year.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I think that's a pretty safe bet. I mean, they're going to be competing with the Jets and the Titans. And probably Cleveland, let's be honest.
Speaker: Not unless we get out and now i've got a lot of you know i'm I'm excited that Joe Flacco is back in Cleveland, but he didn't have the greatest season last year. they made their pick, not that we don't already know who it is.
Speaker: Maybe.
Speaker: The Jaguars could use Travis Hunter the most out of anybody.
Speaker: Didn't his dad get cleared by the feds to go to the go to fucking the draft or was that? Wasn't Travis Hunter's dad they had to get permission from the court to go to the draft? Because he's a fucking waste product? Maybe, I'm not sure.
Speaker: This about how we along to Spongebob Chiefs
Speaker: Are they going Travis Hunter? Yeah, think they are. Jaguars got second and fourth pick. Browns received fifth, second and fourth round picks, first round pick of next year.
Speaker: ah they did get a first round pick for next year too, though. yeah ah So if the Jags suck, then yeah, y'all are sitting nice.
Speaker: Yeah. So the Giants are going to One of those two teams are going take you know Sanders is sitting there just motherfucking everybody right now.
Speaker: Because he thought for sure he was number one. that would good him, the Jaguars.
Speaker: The Giants would be a good place for Sanders. Finally! Who's that big-ass dude? don't know who the fuck that is. He's fucking huge.
Speaker: Look at him dwarf Cadell. Yeah, it'd be great if he just like smashed him on the head. Is this
Speaker: is this the man of the year that's with you? Yeah, Walter Payton, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: nothing
Speaker: God, he's got the big, he's got Jay Leno job. I ever seen one on a black man. Oh, he does. That motherfucker's. Jeez.
Speaker: Oh my god, we're talking.
Speaker: There's not as many people there as I thought there would be. mean, there's still people
Speaker: Well, they said it was 125 when it started and people were still coming in. they gave the They gave the... word Oh. There it is.
Speaker: Words are hard, huh, buddy? Yep. Went to Travis Hunter.
Speaker: The Giants are going to get Sanders. So the Jaguars will play Hunter on both sides of ah the field um because they're trash. I don't think they'll use him
Speaker: i don't think they'll use a as a receiver as much as I'll use him as a cornerback. Benji said he thinks it was Tracy, maybe Travis that had to get cleared. yeah travisson Yeah, did you just see his dad with all his neck tattoos and everything?
Speaker: His prison tats? Yeah. ah get permission from the courts They gave the they gave the the Cam grade of ah of a B for that yeah yahoo sports and then they gave the travis this pickup for the jagwires a
Speaker: A B+. plus He's super excited, too. Yeah, is. I like when these guys actually show a little emotion coming out. Yeah. I mean, could definitely see the excitement of you know getting drafted number two overall, to play in the professional you in the in the National Football League as a professional athlete.
Speaker: But, you know, tomorrow morning he's going wake up and go, God damn it, I'm in Jacksonville. Yeah, but, dude, what a what a fucking what a kick to the dick for Shadour Sanders. You know that Travis Hunter went higher than him off the same fucking team.
Speaker: Deion's probably his, too. You know, I just feel, you know, the way I feel about Sanders, too, is like there's something to be said about confidence, and I get confidence.
Speaker: But there's also like a cockiness, too, that's kind of like, yeah, but this is a team. i don't know. There's a way to go about it. There's a way to be cocky and confident, you know what um saying, in a better way. and i Yeah, but the last one that was cocky and confident, his name is Caleb Williams, and we see how well that went for him.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. The n NFL has a way of humbling people, so. Well, apparently college does too now with what Tennessee just did to that quarterback. Yeah, I think it was great.
Speaker: Yeah. Did you see what he settled for? He wanted $4 million from Tennessee to play for them. He went to UCLA or something, didn't he? He went to UCLA $900,000. Yeah. I heard that he went to UCLA. $900,000. wanted $4 million when he started talking.
Speaker: yeah ah i heard that he would do you say like i when i see you and yeah when i one four million when he started talking and Yeah, when i seen when I seen the drama unfolding, I just kind of checked out on that situation.
Speaker: Because I'm like, bro, you see what happened with Arch Manning. They gave that motherfucker all that goddamn money, and I'm sorry. When he's been on the field, he's been ass. Well, we're going to find out this year, because Quinn Hewars entered the transfer portal or drafting. I'm not sure.
Speaker: think he's transferring. Again? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know where he transferred from the first time. I thought he was in his seat. Well, he might have one more year of eligibility.
Speaker: With the transfer, yeah, I think so. That or if he was a red shirt or something like that. um i think i think we're all three on ESPN, but even the three of us, we're all kind of... I'm watching ABC. Oh. yeah espn Still yeah ESPN.
Speaker: Yep. Still on by Disney. Yeah, still on by Disney.
Speaker: I don't even know if I have ESPN. I probably do.
Speaker: ah got to switch to ESPN since that's what y'all are watching. I was enjoying watching Nick Saban, though. Nick Saban was on ABC. Is he on here, too? Nah, no.
Speaker: re maker the terror remain in position receive Yeah, like I said, I definitely can see Jags using him on both sides of the ball. Giants pick his in. They took the... They've taken Sanders.
Speaker: Probably. Who did they just get as quarterback? Didn't they just trade for the quarterback not too long ago? Yeah, Russell Wilson. Is it Wilson?
Speaker: Yeah, because Fields went to Jets. And fucking Pittsburgh is sitting there with goddamn Mason Rudolph as they're in.
Speaker: They're sitting there with a dick in their hands. yeah Mason, I still have a giant dent in my head from getting it crushed by Miles Garrett. yeah He went back to the Steelers, didn't he? My sister just texted me saying that she wanted the Steelers to Sanders' son.
Speaker: She wants the Steelers to take Shadour. Well, I mean, sorry, Pittsburgh Steelers fan. They're a long ways off the table. I thought you guys were going to get off. yeah i thought they were goingnna get all a giant I think you're exactly yeah like the Giants getting Sanders will be perfect you know i mean with Russell Wilson being there. cause it's go like Russell's going to have to earn the position you know for both of them, actually. Not just that, but he can... Sad to say, because I've never considered Russ an elite quarterback, but Sanders can learn a lot playing behind Russ also.
Speaker: I was thinking the same thing. He is, i mean, at the end of the day, he is a Super Bowl-bound quarterback. Yeah. You know, he's already done it. and it did What? They took Abdul Carter.
Speaker: um I in my head, y'all? Yeah, you were. Damn it! Abdul Carter.
Speaker: um Does your person not... Well, that sucks that sucks. That sucks for Carter. Look at the Adidas bling his dad's wearing. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, that means their faith is in Russell Wilson. Yeah, that on that sucks for Carter because he's going to be a wash in New York.
Speaker: The Giants, the Giants don't, they can't compete with their division. They can't even compete with Dallas.
Speaker: So sucks to be you, Carter. I mean, congratulations for getting drafted to the NFL. At least he's in the NFL. You get to prove that at the end of this first contract, you can go to another team, you know?
Speaker: Yeah. you're You only have to be there four years, five years at the most. You'll still be young. You don't even have to be there that long. They can trade you out over the first year. Well, they can trade them out. But what you got to do for your five year, what is the rookie contract? Five years?
Speaker: Isn't there are minimal that you have to do before you can ask for a trade? Bro, they can ultimately i trade them before the season starts. I think the fifth optional. I think the fifth year is optional.
Speaker: It's like, a or they have the or is it just that they get the option to pick up the franchise tag in the fifth year or something like that?
Speaker: um I mean, the dude's a monster. There's no, there's no answer. it's about it. The dude's a fucking monster. Yeah. um But man sucks. it my Much like Hunter. Sorry.
Speaker: It sucks. It sucks for these guys, you know, going to the first round, being into like the top, you know, the the top 10, top 15, whatever, because you know, you're going to bottom barrel teams. Like,
Speaker: you know for Sorry, I know you're a Titans fan. but Hey, it is just nonsensical network on YouTube, right? Yeah, the nonsensical network.
Speaker: so if so Is it the nonsensical network? How do you not follow the YouTube channel? Oh, I'm sure I do. I'm just texting with somebody. Oh, i was like, you're terrible, bro.
Speaker: What kind of attorney represents us and doesn't even know where to find us? Yeah, it is at the Nonsensical Network.
Speaker: www.youtube.com slash. Nah, we wouldn't have taken a phone call. You're goofing.
Speaker: I don't know what Cleveland's plans are, man, at this point. like I don't know, man. They made the trades a few hours before the draft and gave up a bunch of picks. Now we just made this trade with Jacksonville. Yeah, we get two number one draft picks next year. so I mean, we got a bargaining tool next season.
Speaker: Bro, he's got so much bling, it's stupid. Trying to channel his inner blade. i see that. He does got a lot of bling on him.
Speaker: Got his Louis Vuitton glasses on. The watch, the necklace, the teeth. Come on, bro. Everything's blingity-blinged out. It all come from that NIL money, boy.
Speaker: i know, right? What happens when you give dumbass kids more money than they got brains? Yeah, things have changed. Look, Sanders still... I know, right? He's the dang i know right hey that other He's not even on the couch anymore.
Speaker: No, he hasn't been the whole time.
Speaker: God damn it. I'm leaving. Dude, I'm i'm leaving if they if Cleveland picks Sanders. Hold up, bro. Y'all gonna pick Sanders. I was just thinking. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm out. Y'all about to pick Sanders.
Speaker: That's going to be the shit ever. I will in this fucking stream. Oh, man. That would be the best shit ever.
Speaker: I'm taking my ball and I'm going home. Fuck you, Cleveland. I'm i'm getting rid of... I will start clearing out my c closet.
Speaker: Because you know what they'll do? They'll fucking start him over Joe Flacco next year. They sure will.
Speaker: They sure as fuck will.
Speaker: that's I'm ah um interested to see what y'all do now. I know, right? Y'all are taking Sanders. We're going to take Skidaboo.
Speaker: It shocked the world. It's Skidaboo. Yeah, I'll take it. Payson Hill 2.0.
Speaker: i don't even then I don't even want to look at that i don't i don't even want to look at the TV when they're on the clock. I'm just going mute both of your mics so I don't have to hear shit. I'm not going to look at the comments. Fuck you, chatters. but I'm going to take a picture and text you.
Speaker: What up, SwiftJabs? that your boy from Derek's? That's my homie.
Speaker: I'm going to take a picture. ah Just so you have this moment forever. Forever and ever. Well, I'm going to find a new football team and have to find a new attorney all on the same night. Love take Sanders, though?
Speaker: i yeah ya but what's funny is what if y'all do take sanders though
Speaker: Who are you wanting to take? Who are you wanting to take? I wanted Carter.
Speaker: But as far as a quarterback goes, I want Jackson Dart. I think Jackson Dart's going to be, and I've been saying it since, you know, the or the football i think i think I think Dart will be an absolute, I think he's the sleeper, man. I think he's the biggest sleeper in the NFL draft this year.
Speaker: Okay. Dolphins fan. i'm sorry. Perfect. Yeah, he's Dolphins fan. Oh, God. Rumor has it. Rumor has it.
Speaker: Rumor has it. James Cook, the running back for Buffalo, is on the trading block for draft picks. Hmm. Hmm. And what's he worth? you He's a touchdown machine.
Speaker: Top dollar running back pay? Yeah. I don't know if he's worth the Eric Henry pay, but
Speaker: Dude, last year was insane because Derrick Henry kind of fell off a little bit. And I just want to say congrats to my boys in Cleveland. Even though you sucked last year, you still keep Derrick Henry in check. We are that man's script tonight. The only team.
Speaker: Yeah, we are. i don't know how, but when he was in Tennessee, every time they played Cleveland, they kept him in check. This year, he he was a monster in Baltimore. Come to shitty-ass Cleveland, both games kept his ass in check, kept him in line. Like, no, he ain't running.
Speaker: Go ahead, try it. We dare you. it like However, we will. I want to get Sanders. Yeah. However, we will. We will let Lamar Jackson run all over the field.
Speaker: You know. Yeah. but you not only You can only contain one. You can't. you can talk about one of the You can shut down one of the top running backs in the league, but you can't shut down a stupid ass quarterback.
Speaker: Number 13, man. Hell yeah. I want to know. y'all want to know who the Patriots took. I got 13. They took Will Campbell. Will Campbell. Who the fuck is Will Campbell? Offensive lineman, I think. He's a good size boy, not going lie. Big old corn fed boy right there. I know. That's what I was looking at. I was like, dang, he's got a money man. Also, the Dolphins got 13.
Speaker: yeah ah so doin got thirteen I wonder who they picking. All right, who's next up in five? na Browns are on the clock.
Speaker: The Cleveland Browns are on the clock. All right, here go. It's the door of Sanders. This might be the final straw. Remember when y'all took Johnny Manziel?
Speaker: yeah he was like he like, oh, money. Oh, money, Johnny Manziel. Yeah, this will be worse. It's Johnny Mandel 2.0. my My sister-in-law said that Carolina needs to focus on building their defense back to the way it was when they had Luke Kuechly.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what Cam was just saying. That they need a linebacker. What's going on, Cam, by the way, man? Yeah, man. don't eight Swift James, bro, you guys always got number 13.
Speaker: Who's number 13? Dolphins. dolphins Miami Dolphins. You never heard of guy? Number 13? I don't know number 13 is for the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker: He's an actor. He was an actor in the Ace Ventura movie. Remember, he played the quarterback in Ace Ventura. No, let's see. It was Ray Finkel that was the kicker.
Speaker: i don't remember who the quarterback was. Did he get conformed?
Speaker: think he's bad about Couch. Ah, dude. No, I actually, you know, i'm not mad i'm not mad I'm not mad at that draft pick with Tim Couch because he was the Heisman Trophy winner. You didn't know he was going to be a bust. It happens. I was pissed off with the Johnny Manziel draft from Cleveland years back because I hated that stupid son of a bitch, even when he was in college. Look, Holy Ghost and Dora Sanders coming on up.
Speaker: You shut your whore mouth there. yeah They ain't picked it. They ain't picked it. Pull the ass for me. Oh, no. Look, and that was Mike Brayble. I forgot. I'm seeing him again. I forgot. I'm seeing him again. forgot.
Speaker: They made their pick. Jadur Sanders. Pick his in. Pick his in. I'm not listening to you two. Oh my God. I'm going to tell you in just a second. as soon as i and They'll take a minute to do it. Don't don't fucking bust it out and ruin it.
Speaker: Yeah. who you die Oh, New England took that big corn-fed dude. Will Campbell, yeah. Here comes Cleveland getting Sadur Sanders because why? Because it's what makes the least amount of sense and we know Cleveland is really good at that.
Speaker: You might need to start drinking excessively after this. I've got a big-ass fucking bottle of Jose Cuervo pre-made margarita. if it's i might go grab it, and I'm just going to bring it up. If it's that, it might go along with your glass ice. You might as well start now, because you're going to have to be drunk to deal with the fact that you're about to draft Shadrush Sanders. i'm goingnna No, I've got an ice bucket. I'm just going pour it right into that ice bucket and just tilt it back.
Speaker: I'm telling you. I'm you, bro. Yeah. All right. Don't nobody tell me anything. know we're all on different time frames. I'm taking my earbud out, so I can't hear you guys.
Speaker: We're still talking Will Campbell right now. Yeah. yeah
Speaker: One thing for sure.
Speaker: public think
Speaker: but
Speaker: derrick what that's right you don't want to hear us so i'll show him yeah oh it's too good you know it's about to happen yep here it goes oh
Speaker: oh this is gonna be too good sanctioned girls flag the greatest Are they trying to get girls flag football going or something?
Speaker: Uh-oh, here we go. Dale's walking out. Dale's walking out right now. On purpose.
Speaker: With the 2025 draft, first number five pick. The Browns select. No, they didn't take Sanders.
Speaker: They didn't take Sanders. Yeah. Let's Fuck yeah. I didn't think we were going to get him. Let's go. Let's go. Better than Carter.
Speaker: Out of the University of Michigan. Let's go. Oh, Fuck yes, Mason Graham. You, as an Ohio State fan, are very familiar with that man. Eating your quarterback's lunch.
Speaker: get
Speaker: yeah bush Now he's going to have to eat Derrick Henry's ass. Dude, yeah, they're putting Mason on the line with with Miles. oh it's let Let's go, AFC.
Speaker: Let's go. Our defense already bullied the AFC North. That dude is a monster. I totally forgot about Mason. He's huge, bro. He is a fucking monster. So, hold on.
Speaker: I'm impressed with your pick, but let's address the fact Shadur Sanders has now fallen out of the top five. but Yeah. so And I love it. You know how Ryan is like screaming right now.
Speaker: you know he You know he left the building. He's going to be writing fucking letters to Goodell and be like, I can't believe you let them blah, blah, blah. Like he's got some pull or some shit. Yeah.
Speaker: in Mason Graham is a monster. This is great. I totally forgot he was fucking totally forgot about him being in the draft this year because we've got him.
Speaker: Loveland, which I think he's going one of the top tight ends to come out of the draft this year.
Speaker: And so who's on the clock now? Yeah. Will Houston, I think. He's stealing in my living room.
Speaker: don't think sister's really hoping Sanders goes to Pittsburgh.
Speaker: i don't think her my myself helping my sister's fairly open sanders goes to vittsburgh
Speaker: I think the Jets need to take um ah Ibuka or Judkins.
Speaker: so I'm telling you, it's either going to be Jalen Rose or now at this point it could be Sanders to Pittsburgh.
Speaker: i'm just
Speaker: ah did you hear what molly mcgrantz just asked him yeah she's just about and she's had a michigan man going to ohio doesn't while how are you going to make amends with them after what you did to the buckeyes the last three years yeah He said it would get along pretty well soon. wait Cleveland is notorious for drafting Michigan players.
Speaker: They draft them like crazy every year. yeah Is it the Raiders on the clock? If that's case, Ashton Jenty's gone.
Speaker: huge See Pete Carroll at the top of the screen? In the light gray blazer? Or the red gray sweatshirt?
Speaker: They're taking Ashton Jensie. There's no way they don't.
Speaker: They don't have a running back, really, do they? Who's that? The Raiders? Who do the Raiders have? Don't they have... Oh, what's his name?
Speaker: cookies pay
Speaker: Raiders have Raiders have They got Raheem Mosert, Zemir White, and Sincere McCormick.
Speaker: Here we go. they're both and Here's Goodell. Let's see if it's Ashton Gentry. I'll be shocked if it's not Gentry because they've been all about Gentry for the last month or That's what they took.
Speaker: alexander
Speaker: That dude is pretty fucking stout. That dude's got fucking legs the size of cypress trees. Well, did you, during last football season, did you hear them talking about he like lost weight, but then like bulked up?
Speaker: Like he lost some weight in the offseason then came back bigger, but he was like all all fucking muscle.
Speaker: I think Scadaboo, bro, I am so happy with my, I am so happy with that pick. Like I said, I totally, it totally slipped my mind. I totally forgot about Mason Graham.
Speaker: Much better pick than Carter, in my opinion. Maybe sounds a little biased, but ah that Michigan defense is disgustingly scary. And they're going to stay scary for a long time because they're just,
Speaker: Recruiting like monsters. but now So I'm going to throw this out there. I think this is the best pick the Raiders could have made with Geno Smith holding the rock because he is not a scrambling quarterback.
Speaker: He's just not. He tries, but he's just not fast. But now you've got Ashton Gentry, who has the ability to catch on short passes over the middle and can run like a motherfucker.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I like, I like this pick for the Raiders. I like this kid. to be Yeah. I really like him. He's in the league, man. bluefield Yeah.
Speaker: Looks like he'd be fun to watch. He was. He wasn't very productive in their last game the season. Like, he was contained pretty well. But I think that's because i everybody knew he was going to be a weapon. Hmm.
Speaker: Hmm.
Speaker: um
Speaker: I love when they're showing these fucking highlight clips. Oh,
Speaker: a
Speaker: oh they're comparing him to Emmitt Smith, huh? yeah but Nice little comparison to get. Of course. I not tell y'all I ran into Emmitt Smith when we flew to Mexico. He was on a flight.
Speaker: Oh, for real? No, you didn't tell me. Did you hear him? Yeah, he was in first class, man. I walked by him and I went... In my head, I was like, that's Emmett Smith. You know what I mean? Like, I knew as soon as I seen him. And then we got off in Mexico, had to go through... What's that? ah It's not Border Patrol. Customs.
Speaker: Yeah, we had to go through Customs and yeah, he was right there. know, a couple people walk up and say something to him. I didn't really say nothing because... I just ain't like it I ain't that kind person. Dad, you're a Titans fan. Fuck him at Smith. Yeah. yeah But I loved him at Smith, though, when I was a kid. i'm fucking a fan.
Speaker: You didn't go up and give them your business card and tell them that you could represent him if if you ever needed an attorney in Tennessee? In legal trouble? Yeah, that's why I should have told them, hey man, what kind music do you listen to, Emmett? Can't practice in Mexico. There you go.
Speaker: Let me see your phone real quick. mean I'm a musician. You want me to download my music onto your phone? Yeah, yeah, man. You should have airdropped it to him on the plane. Yeah, airdropped it to you. Cool, right?
Speaker: That's what you should have done on a plane was airdropped your music to anybody who would have taken it. Get your name out there, bro. I never thought about that. yeah I've heard of people doing that shit on planes. I'm going to to mall and do that. going to go the mall and just walk around the food court.
Speaker: Yeah. like Because everybody's eating and looking at their phone anyway. Yeah, fuck yeah. ah I was going to say, i'm not I'm not super familiar with the iPhones. but What is it? Anybody within 50 feet, you can automatically just send them whatever you just... Yeah, I think like 50 or 50 feet or so.
Speaker: And you don't automatically... It gives them the option to accept it. But out of 100 people, you know there's 25 people that are nosy as fuck and are going to accept it. That's what I tell people all the time.
Speaker: If you share our shows, if you like our shows and you share it, you share it to five friends. If one of those friends likes it and then they share it to five friends, the numbers add up pretty quick. That's why you guys got to hit that like, subscribe, and share.
Speaker: Yeah, you got to hit that share button. So so far, i think i think Derek's like, yeah I can live with our pick.
Speaker: but Yeah, yeah, so yeah. the The Sanders scare. Everybody's dodged it. I have no worries about it, but everybody's dodged it.
Speaker: Oh, my God. I mean, hey, I hope Sanders works out, man. I hope he comes to the league and proves everybody wrong. I hope he goes to Pittsburgh and busts and they suck even more.
Speaker: hope he's finally the reason. I don't care if that happens either. going to put this out on the world right now. Hear me, world. putting it the universe. I hope Shadr Sanders is the reason Mike Tomlin finally misses the playoffs.
Speaker: You know they won't. They got that goddamn Steelers effect. i they How do they do it every year? The Tomlin effect. Yeah, how? Even if they make a wild card, they're in. So what the fuck?
Speaker: Every year, man. How do they? i like It's not like they play in an easy division. No. It's like, hell yeah, the Steelers are out this year. There's three games left. There's no way they're going to get a wild card. Somehow they win all three and make the wild card. Yep.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: and they wined like And they win it in like old school Steelers fashion. They win it by 21, 24 points. It's like, ah wow how did he suddenly learn how to play football all of a sudden? you know like like Grind it out on the field and punch you in the mouth.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, if there's a team that is that is good in the trenches, it's Pittsburgh. but that my but my buddy My buddy Jake is blow blowing me up on Snapchat. He's watching the draft.
Speaker: he's watching the draft Why isn't he watching us? He's a goofball. You don't want him in there. I'd just get into a fight with him.
Speaker: He's one of those. He's a Bengals fan and an and an Ohio State fan. and He's one of those fans. Oh, he's a Kentucky Bengals fan? Yeah. That's stupid.
Speaker: Did you see they were stuck in Ohio for longer? They just re-upped their lease for another five years. I know, man. we we We have been doing our damnedest to send it. I mean, Cincinnati is basically Kentucky. Can't we just give the entire city to Kentucky?
Speaker: jets what she what I mean, is one more shitty city in Kentucky really going to make a difference to Kentucky? Nope. and so We got the three C's here in in Ohio. Cincinnati, Columbus, and Cleveland.
Speaker: And they're all on 71. Yep. Ain't that something? Here we go. The Jets.
Speaker: Jackson Dirt. And the Jets take
Speaker: Armand Mimbu. Bro, you say it when he says it on my fucking TV. Yeah, I was going to say it. I don't know who is. Oh, Cameron, I don't know if you got your ears out out there, buddy.
Speaker: His dad looks like he's ready for coming to America. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, my God. This has got to be killing Dion and Shadir. Oh, my God. That's why they're not on the couch anymore. Watch them fall all the way out of the top 10.
Speaker: mean, you know Chicago. Watch Skadaboo get picked up by New Orleans and fucking we already know ah Chicago's not taking a quarterback. there They're all in on on on Caleb Williams.
Speaker: What are we hating on? What are we hating on? We hating on the gnat. On the gnatty. On the gnatty.
Speaker: It's... Garbage. i I love the Cincinnati Reds. Hold hold on on. Hold on. Hold on. Get it right. That's my brother. my brother that's my brother Butler County.
Speaker: Yeah, it's the nasty. You know better. Yeah, he knows it's the nasty. The only thing good out of there that's not even good for you is Skyline Chili. Oh, man, it is so it's so damn delicious.
Speaker: With all their boatloads of cheese on the top. Dude, I will go through that fucking drive-thru. And White Castle. We don't have that down here. Oh, yeah yeah oh man, both of them.
Speaker: Just... just See, my brother's probably foaming at the mouth right now hearing you mention it. i oh now Now I want Skyline and White Castle. Damn it. Dip your White Castle in the Skyline. Dude, I'll go to Skyline. No joke, man. I'll get like six to eight of their hot dogs, cheese, mustard, chili sauce, and um and I'm happy. i go to White Castle.
Speaker: I'll get me like eight to ten sliders and and a large-ass bag of fries. Oh, God. you wonder why so fucking like is in Glick is in Columbus. well outside or Outside of Columbus, right?
Speaker: You already see the pic of my TV still commercial. already saw the pic and his TV was still on commercial. oh shit Panthers pick is in. They're taking Shadur Sanders.
Speaker: There are seven other teams. fans The Panthers, yep. They just took Sanders. There are seven other teams' fan bases right now that have survived the Sanders curse. like Every team is probably on the edge of their seat since Tennessee didn't take the hit.
Speaker: um I really don't think any fan base. You are way behind, bro. White Castle. Yeah, the four-way. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, i'm up I'm up outside of Columbus. I'm about a half-hour-ish east of Columbus.
Speaker: up in NERC. So, yeah, man. I grew up eating gotten ah Skyline and White Castle.
Speaker: Yeah. i I've never had Skyline Chili. What? Yep, I've never had it.
Speaker: No, they haven't picked Sanders yet.
Speaker: Not yet. They're on commercials. They're going to pick Sanders. Don't worry. Have a good stream. I appreciate you. poverty bench procedures by Did they pick yet? not Yeah, Sanders.
Speaker: They picked Sanders. a
Speaker: me
Speaker: be street I can't believe he's fallen outside of the top seven so far.
Speaker: so
Speaker: it it Like, I just, I can't believe it. All the hype. Tomorrow, Deion's going to be on all that football all the NFL shows. He's going straight to McAfee.
Speaker: He's going straight to McAfee.
Speaker: Using you guys as my draft night. I don't want to hear what Deion's got to say, man. Just stop it. You know what? Just be appreciative of what opportunity he does get and let him go out there and prove himself.
Speaker: but he might not Watch! Hold on! The end-all fucking be-all. He goes to Dallas. Panthers trade their pick.
Speaker: Panthers trade their pick. What? Nah, I'm just kidding. was like, wait, am I behind? He was a Jalen Walker kid from Georgia.
Speaker: Oh. Hamiltucky.
Speaker: this fall
Speaker: Mason Grand became the sixth...
Speaker: Sixth Michigan player to be selected in the top five in the common draft era. Who? Mason Graham.
Speaker: This the fifth Michigan player. Westchester and Hamilton. Nice. Cam said, fuck you, Derek. I almost flipped my car. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Speaker: think He said he's out driving around. ah will Will Johnson, Colston Loveland. And then there's another lineman from Michigan.
Speaker: I love that the door is still up there. Yeah. Will Johnson is going to be a monster in the NFL too, I think. Tyler Warren is tight end. He's a good tight end out of Penn State.
Speaker: Yeah, he is. i think and I think him and Colston are the top two tight ends in the in the draft this year. they'll both be successful, in my opinion. Yeah, Cam said he's driving around using us for his is draft news.
Speaker: Appreciate you, man. Appreciate you, brother. Where are you? Number eight pick in the 2020 championship. The Carolina Panthers and Cleveland Panthers, same thing.
Speaker: Select Shadir
Speaker: No. No, wide receiver.
Speaker: Oh, you white e the kid yeah. The kid of Arizona. Hell yeah, he's actually solid, dude. McMillan from Arizona. e row i mcmillan They don't need a wide receiver.
Speaker: They need deep defense. ah Don't they need a quarterback? but Don't they need a new owner? what what do they What do they have wide receiver-wise there?
Speaker: They got DJ Moore. they got dja moo they've got they've They've still got old man Thielen. He's still around, isn't he? No.
Speaker: Didn't he get traded? Let's see. They've got Adam Thielen, Xavier Liggett, Jalen Cooker, David david Moore.
Speaker: yeah They did kind of need a wide receiver. Oh, DJ Moore. Did he get traded? Is that who got traded? He went to the Bears. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker: Man, oh, man.
Speaker: ah fucking receiver.
Speaker: Didn't see that coming. Saints pick is in. Cam Scadaboo. Let Taysom Hill teach them how to do all things on the field. Right? like god Here you go. The Saints with Shadour Sanders.
Speaker: Who is their quarterback right now? Derek Carr? Derek Carr? Yeah, Derek Carr.
Speaker: Dillon's giving Carolina car
Speaker: one more. Oh, they got Spencer Rattler backing up Carr. Yeah. um They've also got some dude named Jake Hayner, and then their QB4 is Ben DiNucci.
Speaker: in in and st louis and and and New Orleans. It looks like he's wearing a snake around his neck.
Speaker: Assuming he's Samoan. I don't know. like You're going to Carolina. Calm down. but Yeah, don't get too excited. It gets cold in the wintertime, bud.
Speaker: It doesn't get too bad.
Speaker: of us It doesn't get terribly cold. Dude, Florida got more snow this year than I did in Georgia. Florida did get... It did get pretty cold.
Speaker: Yeah, it did get pretty cold in Florida this year.
Speaker: I know they... I heard more about their weather and shit like that than I did about my own because I listened to... Bubba. Yeah. yeah
Speaker: so
Speaker: Tedaroa McMillan. secret to him see fifty
Speaker: <unk> Greeny's cracking me up right now. Tedaroa. He's like, this was not forecast anywhere I looked.
Speaker: Yeah. Greeny's not even. I miss this top 10 picks, man. there They're blowing by. Here we go. Saints are up.
Speaker: We've got to interview McMillan.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, the mock drafts are absolutely blown apart at this point in time. No doubt. ah DJ to the Bears. Yeah, that's right, man. I forgot all about that.
Speaker: Cam said, I'm okay with a wide receiver, but we need defense. Don't worry. You got like 27 more That's what my sister-in-law said. My sister-in-law said I ain't mad at it. Yeah, DJ went to the Bears. I forgot about that. You guys got Bryce in place of him.
Speaker: Phelan giving us one more year. Nice. i do like I do like Adam Phelan. That was my guy. he was He was my guy for years in fantasy football. um yeah Like I said, there's still what? there You still got six more rounds of the draft for for you guys. and I don't know what your pick situation is.
Speaker: while The last time the Saints drafted a quarterback was in 1971. and It was Archie Manning. Yep. Longest after drought. That was so. Yeah, 89 Aikman.
Speaker: Oh, my God. I'll laugh if fucking New Orleans picks Shadrard Sanders.
Speaker: Not going to happen.
Speaker: Yeah, I bet they're going to take Sanders to the Saints. Yep. I mean, it's...
Speaker: I can see it. Here he comes. He comes.
Speaker: Picks in. Who are the Saints? Take it. No Buckeyes so far. Nope.
Speaker: Oh, we got his offense coming in. Yeah. Calvin Banks Oh, God. didn't take Sanders. sanders ah They took it off. That's a tackle from Texas.
Speaker: let meanor just a ten That smiling. Chicago's not going to take him. He's going to 11 at the very least. And he ain't got a move car either going from Texas to Louisiana. That's right there.
Speaker: Bro. decision Well, daddy only got one eye.
Speaker: He's just crying, crying, crying.
Speaker: Oh, God, youre shit that baby just spit up all over her. Y'all missed it. She was clapping with a baby on her lap, and the baby just puked all over her. but
Speaker: there Who did big somebitches?
Speaker: Okay. going to run with you. ah but You'll see an offensive lineman chucking down the field. Keeping pace with a running back too often. No, he's a big boy.
Speaker: Yeah, that's, ah and so you know, that could... What? That could definitely be beneficial to the Saints considering there two their two biggest offensive weapons are Alvin Kamara and he's getting a little old and then you got Taysom Hill that you have no idea where he needs to run. Kamara's still fast.
Speaker: Oh, no, Kamara's... He's still got a lot of gas in the tank. That's why i was telling Derek earlier because the Titans just picked up Tyler Lockett, who didn't have a job, and they got a sweet deal for him.
Speaker: and he's And in my opinion, he's still got a lot in his tank, and now you got the new you got the new quarterback for him. So.
Speaker: He's just crying like a baby over there. Yeah.
Speaker: Shit, this goddamn baby threw up on me on live television. yeah It was funny as shit, too. Hey, man, what the boys bear's gonna do.
Speaker: look Wait for the booze.
Speaker: There she is. oh there she is, my blonde. Is that your girl? Yeah. Which one? The one in black or the one in red? Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. Oh, my God.
Speaker: She's on the NFL Sunday. They drool over her every week. Oh, yeah. They put her camera as much as they can.
Speaker: the schedule release for this year.
Speaker: Oh, damn.
Speaker: May 14th. Yeah. I watch. Oh.
Speaker: may fourteenth yeah
Speaker: i watch oh so Easy, easy, buddy. Easy, bro. I'm down there, Tiger. She's so tiny, too. She is. She's a tiny little thing, man.
Speaker: Bears picks in. it is nuts. Dude, I would shit myself if it was Sanders. Oh, my God. It be so dumb. Yeah, I know it's not because the Bears have made it very clear.
Speaker: and And you know what? i don't even think Caleb Williams had that bad of a season. It's just the rest of the team was that bad. Caleb Williams falled out last year for the most part. Yep.
Speaker: He showed better her face than Levis. You were probably getting real close to going, you know... you oh you you were probably youre you werere probably getting real close to going you know Sanders isn't Levitz.
Speaker: So there's a plus if we draft. That is a plus. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, you're right. That was kind of like Cleveland. That was kind of like Cleveland drafting or not drafting, but signing Kenny Pickett. That was everybody was giving me shit. And I'm like, yeah, know but at the end of the day, it's not the show was are talking about Mongo.
Speaker: Yeah. RIP Mongo, man. But thanks for the point. Fucking loser.
Speaker: No, I'm a winner. You remember when he was a part of the Four Horsemen back in the day and when he was a wrestler? He was in WCW? Yep.
Speaker: He was actually pretty good as a wrestler. You gotta give him credit. He was a good heel. Wasn't Arn Anderson a football player too? a lot of those x a lot of those wrestlers are former football players.
Speaker: well The Four Horsemen I meant. The only one who wasn't was Ric Flair, I think. Well, yeah, Ric Flair was definitely not a No, he's made his whole career in fucking... No, the best football player turned wrestler in the history of wrestling is... Joel Goldberg?
Speaker: but Absolutely correct. And who did he play for? He thirteen played for Georgia. i a played he was mayor he was He was also in Atlanta.
Speaker: Yep, he was in Atlanta too. But...
Speaker: Did you see Brock Lesnar's daughter? That looks just like him. There's no denying the genetics in that family. Yeah. I don't see anything on here where Arne Anderson is a football player.
Speaker: Oh, dang. Colston Loveland from Michigan. Oh, nice Chicago. <unk> the team just got him The team just got a lot fucking better.
Speaker: That's a good pick for them.
Speaker: Yeah, don't... I don't see anything about Arnie Anderson. I'm telling him the Dolphins are going to take Sanders.
Speaker: I mean, they're three weeks away. Sure to be in radio. Yeah, was going to you got it. Dallas is taking him. I'm telling you, Dallas off in Dallas, they will take him.
Speaker: For sure. you got to You got to have a backup quarterback for when Tua gets his 9,000th fucking concussion. He's not making it that far. I'm telling you right now, he's going to Dallas.
Speaker: Why is Dallas 12th? Yes, they're right in front of Miami. i What about the Niners are up right now? They're good. They're good they're not trying not taking a quarterback. yeah they're yeah they're They're happy with it. They're good.
Speaker: They're going to take O-9. So Dallas, you think Dallas is over Dak even though they're paying him and they're going to go Sanders and let him sit behind Dak for a couple years.
Speaker: Why wouldn't you? You have to pay Dak anyways. Sanders is going to be on a rookie contract. It makes perfect fucking sense. Yeah, he's going to Dallas.
Speaker: You know what? They probably worked it all out. Dion probably already talked to him. Yeah, he probably already called fucking old 30. He was like, right, listen on you old fucker.
Speaker: um
Speaker: Colston Loveland is going to a Bears team that already offensively has on the roster DeAndre Swift running back DJ Moore Rome Adunze wide receivers and Cole Komet at tight end they're stacked offensively they just need a quarterback to get the ball to them Yeah, so I going to say, Loveland, like I said, he's definitely going to make an improvement. so
Speaker: So check this out. Check this out. Hear me out on this conspiracy about the NFL right here. All right. Let's hear it. Dallas fired Mike McCarthy. Prime has ties to Dallas.
Speaker: Prime now has experience in a head coach position and a son who is a quarterback. Why would you not draft Shador Sanders and hire Deion as the coach?
Speaker: I hope they do. yeah The smirk they went it across Derek's face is like, but when you lay it out like that, it makes perfect sense.
Speaker: Yeah. i think I think, you know, when you're already basically, I mean, thank God for the Giants, for the Cowboys. They're not the worst team in the NFC East. yeah So, but when you're already basically at the bottom, i mean, you might well just stay there and bring bring both Sanders idiots to Dallas because don't know, man. I'm so over this Deion Sanders shit. It's a business.
Speaker: It's a business. a business of entertainment, and though they will sell tickets. If Deion Sanders is the coach and ah and and his son is the QB, they're going to sell tickets.
Speaker: People are going to want to come and see. Well, it was the same thing that happened in Colorado the last two seasons. I mean, you had that celebrity and he came in and basically wiped it out and brought all of his, you know, brought his sons and everything else in there.
Speaker: yeah And it was, it was, you know, it was a, it was a marketing move and people put asses into seats in Colorado. Made Colorado relevant again. Yeah. Even whether they weren't even that good of a program. Yeah. made them relevant.
Speaker: um I mean, you think about it, Dion's got a big history in Dallas. They loved him there. Jerry's got that big-ass stadium to pay for, and Dak ain't filling seats.
Speaker: That's right.
Speaker: I will laugh so hard if that's exactly how this goes down in the next two weeks. I will about piss my pants.
Speaker: Hey, what if they came up and said, with the 12th pick of the 2025 draft, the Dallas Cowboys take Deion Sanders for the head coach.
Speaker: And Shadur as quarterback. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker: That would be very Jerry Jones-esque.
Speaker: He'll come out and make the announcement. yes Dude, that wouldn't surprise me. That's very his style. Whatever he can do to steal the spotlight.
Speaker: There's your door. Look. Oh, did he finally show up? They ain't even been showing him this whole time, so you know he going Dallas. Yep.
Speaker: I'm telling you. oh Where's his daddy, though? Or what happens if Jerry Jones has a grabber in the battle room? I'm just saying. second I don't think he is anymore.
Speaker: Who did Cleveland get yell? Mason Graham, defensive lineman out of Michigan. How does the Cleveland Brown pick?
Speaker: Anybody know? Yeah, they picked Mason Graham. Yeah, they only got one pick in the first round. So, yeah, you get, and then they, yep, and then round two will start tomorrow.
Speaker: It goes through the weekend. They're saying that if Shadour isn't taken by the Steelers at 21, then he can very likely slip to the second round.
Speaker: That's what Shepty just reported. Yeah, like 10 minutes ago, I texted ah Swift and I said, man, he's going to fall to the second round. Watch. Oh, my God.
Speaker: Cleveland's got the first pick in round two. And they've got a fourth pick in round two. Yep. Oh, damn. I'm telling you, if they take a quarterback, I'm hoping it's Jackson Dyer.
Speaker: Pittsburgh's going to take, Pittsburgh will take Sanders or Jalen Milrose. us so
Speaker: Or they'll take a kicker. Hang on. Here we go. There's the Niners. yeah Here we go. Dang, they took Shadour Sanders.
Speaker: Steelers fan in the building. There's Chris Tick this year. What up, motherfucker? No, not anymore. He was. i think ah old Kermit the Frog is now.
Speaker: Who do they pick? I'll take it. Let me answer that. Let me hit the old Google box.
Speaker: ah my Defensive end, Michael Williams. I don't know. Dak Prescott is the highest paid. Is he really? Yeah. God, what a waste. Oh, nice. hi I'm going to wait to see what Dallas and Miami does, and then I'm going to probably hop off, but I got to see.
Speaker: I was hoping to at least see where Sanders goes. Yeah, I know. that's that's I mean, at this point now, I'm seeing like, dude, at this point, almost half of the NFL has said no to him.
Speaker: that yeah You know why? because It's because he's black. yeah innecoal draft Christ. The NFL don't draft both. my God.
Speaker: think I've seen like three white dudes get drafted so far. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. Yeah, very did they need to get DEI on ah and on the NFL.
Speaker: It has nothing to with their skill level. It has everything the competition. need some inclusivity. All right. So, Dak Prescott is the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL. he's He's got an average annual salary of $60 million, and his four-year contract is worth $240 million.
Speaker: Jesus. mill So yeah, he is. He is the highest paid. So just show you guys right on that. one What? Wow. I pulled it. I did it. I did it.
Speaker: I'm on team Sanders. I'm on team D on over here. I'm with him. The NFL is racist. Cowboys pick it then. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Speaker: If he doesn't go to Dallas, he's going to Pittsburgh. He's going to Dallas, man. If he doesn't go to Dallas, he's going to Pittsburgh. Nobody else. do If he goes, if be why would Dallas pick him up though? Because they've got, they've got Dak. He's a working contract to ride behind Dak for one more year.
Speaker: But they still got Cooper Rush and Rush actually, they win when Dak's not in and Rush is playing. I don't know. ever noticed that? When Dak, Tears her vagina muscle and Coop comes in. They win. They look good when Coop is in.
Speaker: i just I just feel like this would be a Jerry Jones type move. Jerry Jones is such a fucking douchebag. Yeah, and then they're going to announce after the draft tonight, the first round, they're going announce the hiring of Deion Sanders.
Speaker: Jeff D will drop that shit at like 9 a.m. tomorrow. Oh, boy, here we go. Shador Sanders, welcome to Dallas.
Speaker: They took a guard from Alabama. Taylor Booker. Nice. What? don we really Not even the Cowboys wanted Sanders.
Speaker: Not even the Cowboys. Oh, dang, bro. That's wild. He's going to Pittsburgh.
Speaker: He's going to the Dolphins, bro. Nope, they won't.
Speaker: He's going to Pittsburgh. Wait, he's going fall into the second round and fucking Titans will pick him up in the second round. You're not out of the woods. I'll take him in the second round. I'll take him in the second round.
Speaker: i'll take him in the second room I'm like, all right, let me see. Now I get to see who's better, Cam Ward or Shadur Sanders. Yeah, Tennessee's going to take both of them and be like, sixty six well, Will Lovis, you are absolutely fucked.
Speaker: Sanders can play wide receiver? He probably could. and all God, he's going to kill Andrew Goodell with hug.
Speaker: I think so. that was ah I think he played like some trick plays and stuff like that. But that was my big thing that I said about damn ah ah shit. Tim Tebow. If he would have switched over to a tight end, he'd probably still be playing in the NFL right now. He could have been like a Taysom Hill.
Speaker: He could have been like a Taysom Hill. You know what mean? He was so dead set on being a fucking quarterback. And it's like, dude, Tebow... You've got the skill level and the size. Yeah.
Speaker: Tried. method yeah is the It was kind of like when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball. Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty bad. Can't nobody... only You know, that's crazy. gar Who are we talking about? Deion Sanders did it, and he did it good. And Bo Jackson.
Speaker: Bo Jackson did it. When was somebody else that played football and baseball? Played baseball and NFL, but like successfully... yeah I don't know remember when Deion was in Cincinnati.
Speaker: He played for the Reds. Played for the Reds. That's right. Reds were like my favorite ah baseball team when I was a kid. that They still are my favorite baseball team. had to break out. Holmes could have drafted in either sport.
Speaker: I know that. I was just... Oh, yeah, Bo could have. Mahomes. Mahomes. He was drafted by a baseball team.
Speaker: Yeah, he played he played baseball all through high school. Yeah. I had to break out my – you said Chris Sabo. I've got one of those Mitchell and Ness throwbacks there. I've got the Chris Sabo one.
Speaker: He was my favorite player when I was younger growing up. her face Man, I love Chris Sabo. He was my favorite. And I was happy to be in the mall when I was still down in Charleston. And I seen the throwback Reds jersey, the Mitchell and Ness one. I was like, man, I hope that's a Pete Rose one. Because I was going to buy When I was a kid growing up in Nashville, the ah the Nashville Sounds, that was the Reds farm team.
Speaker: right And that was the minor league team. So I would go and watch them play baseball. And like one time Chris Sabo had got injured. before And before came back, he played a couple games with the sounds before coming back.
Speaker: Yeah, was like back in the day, the Columbus Clippers up here was the farm team. Now they're the farm team, the minor league team for the for the Guardians, but they were the Yankees. So I remember before Derek Jeter made it to New York,
Speaker: We got to see him play in Columbus. and he was a me and He was an athlete back then. once we do yeah And we got to see some other Yankees players come through Columbus quite a bit when I was a kid.
Speaker: Yeah, I had to, because Wally, who does a couple shows here on the network, he's ah he's a he's in Guardians fan, he likes some of the Reds players. And I was telling him about my Sabo jersey, and i had to pull it out. I thought it was a Pete Rose jersey. When I pulled it off the rack and turned it around, because there's no numbers on the front, when I turned it, I was oh, fuck that. I don't even care. what I didn't even look at the size.
Speaker: it was It's a big one. and That's all I knew. I was like, it'll fit. I've never seen a Chris Sabo jersey anywhere.
Speaker: Calm down, big man. Go pull hamstring before you even see the field. Dolphins pick is in. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, Swift.
Speaker: I know. Did we find Captain Concussion's backup? Oh, no.
Speaker: read these box they like you They don't need another quarterback in Miami, though. They got my guy there. Skylar Thompson? they don't have Skylar no more.
Speaker: They got Zach Wilson. Oh, they got Zach Wilson and his hot mom? Yeah. That guy's a jerk off.
Speaker: I'm not mad that his hot mom's there, though. Yeah, yeah, there is Where is my guy Skylar at these days?
Speaker: Oh, Skyler. he's a free agent, isn't he? No, he's in Pittsburgh. You broke my heart. Fuck you, Skyler Thompson. Oh. ahdding Well, there's that.
Speaker: bit Well, well we call I won't be calling for five teddies this year from Skyler. You might, depending on who Schittsburg's playing. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, not only that, he could probably beat out Sanders for the starting job.
Speaker: your Why? Because Skyler's white? I think so. That's exactly why.
Speaker: Because the NFL's racist. I don't know how true this fact is. Kirby Smart's been the head coach at UGA for almost a decade.
Speaker: And all of his quarterbacks have all combined to throw one NFL touchdown.
Speaker: Georgia Bulldogs? Yeah, that makes sense. they don't They're not known for quarterbacks. They're more running backs. Running backs and defensive players. Justin Fields didn't draft from Georgia. He drafted from Ohio State. Yeah, he drafted from Ohio State, but didn't ah didn't what's his name?
Speaker: Dude with a real country-ass quarterback name. Stetson something or another. Cowboy. Didn't he play as Georgia? Yeah.
Speaker: He didn't. That's probably the one that threw the one NFL touchdown. Yeah, he never had the game of Bladen.
Speaker: But all the Georgia fans made a valid point to that post. That just proves you don't need an NFL caliber quarterback to win national championships. But Georgia has drafted some serious defense. Look what they just did in Philly.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what was going to say. Yeah.
Speaker: It was Jake Fromm from Georgia that threw that tutty. Stenson Bennett has never taken an offensive snap. mr europe Oh, really?
Speaker: Yeah, they kind of need a receiver.
Speaker: Oh, Kenneth Grant. Defensive tackle. Dang, Swip wanted a tight end. and then You needed an offensive lineman to keep Tua from getting his head knocked around. Yeah, true story. Wow, man.
Speaker: have God, I wish I could be a fly on the wall with the Sanders right now. they gotta lose their mind Oh, dude. They losing minds.
Speaker: Because, okay, the Colts are on the board. They've got Anthony Richardson. Somebody cut the fake mobster Mike McDaniel's fucking hair because he looks stupid.
Speaker: His wannabe mobster ass. this du is what it these three five eight This dude is 6'3", 5'8", 331 fucking pounds. ah Okay, yeah. So so the the indian Indianapolis Colts have Anthony Richardson and Daniel Jones. So you know they're not taking a quarterback.
Speaker: and Nope. I love this guy's name. ah Jason Bean. He's rookie quarterback. he's out of he's out of He's out of Kansas.
Speaker: Jason Bean. didn't have dinner.
Speaker: I made i made some some chicken pasta salad and some weird potato thing. that was Because Francis Christina Glickalicious loves cock.
Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker: That's your new name. I was going to say, what does cock have to do with chicken? But never mind. Wow. i eat I haven't eaten yet. Sorry. I'm doing i'm doing the super dad super single dad thing, man.
Speaker: Kids come home from school, get everybody settled in, cook dinner, and then I got to set up for a podcast. It's not that easy, is it, bud? You act like this is the first time I've done it.
Speaker: They're in school they' in school right now. So I get to take them to school and then come home and sleep until 1 o'clock.
Speaker: Dude, my sleep schedule is so out of fucking whack these days. It's it's ridiculous.
Speaker: There's only been one quarterback selected so far, by the way.
Speaker: In case you didn't realize that yet. Out of 13 picks, only one quarterback. Yeah, just Cam.
Speaker: i didn't i was I was talking to my buddy Jake today, and I said, you know, this is not a very – there's not a lot of teams in need of quarterbacks. Yeah. But it's not a very yeah it's not a very rich quarterback draft like you just said.
Speaker: um But, I mean, now we're at pick 14, and none of these and of these teams league quarterbacks. Dang, that's the tight end that ah Swift wanted and the Colts took him.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Warren out of Penn State. and Like I said, him and Colston were the two best tight ends in the draft.
Speaker: both Both representing representing the Big Ten. What up, Wally? Nice of you to show up. Fuck you. Wow. wow What do you think about Cleveland's pick, bud? I know you're a Cleveland Browns fan.
Speaker: I didn't get to see it because I had to go do an assistant manager's job without the pay tonight. From University of Michigan, Mason Graham, defensive lineman.
Speaker: Really? Yeah. that'll but'll be That'll be nice. After they gave their number two pick to Jacksonville and Jacksonville took Carter, they dropped back three spots.
Speaker: Who ended up, ah did Sanders go one or was it war? Sanders hasn't even picked up yet. Sanders not even picked up yet. We're at number 15 right now.
Speaker: He's still on the board. yeah Now, Cam Ward, Derek's guys, tighten up. They got Cam Ward. Imagine that.
Speaker: He's not sold yet. He's not sold just yet. Gentry still on the board, too? Nope. Gentry went to the Raiders like everybody thought. So he did end up blogging? You even called that, Rick.
Speaker: That's because of what his daughter said to him. the g If you don't draft him, I'm not even going to be a fan of the team no more.
Speaker: well he ah He'll fit into the Pete Carroll style offense out there. so Yep, because look what Pete Carroll did with Marshawn Lynch. Yeah, as long as he doesn't fuck him like he did Marshawn Lynch with the big game on it.
Speaker: a
Speaker: So Hunter actually is still on the fucking board. Damn. Yeah. No, Hunter's off the board. Hunter went to... Where did Hunter go? Number two.
Speaker: um Yeah, yeah who went to jail he went to Jacksonville. So Sanders is still... I bet daddy's crying. my Oh, that's what we were talking about.
Speaker: Fuck Deion.
Speaker: Yeah, no. The only best two-way player that's ever lived is fucking Bo Jackson. Fuck Sanders. yeah
Speaker: feel You're feeling some sort of way. Oh, i've been in I've been in a mood since 5 o'clock tonight, man. ah You know, I got to say, though, man, I mean, they're they're kind of, well, never mind.
Speaker: They're not even halfway through, and they're already almost two hours into the draft. I was going to say, they're kind of buzzing through, but maybe it's just because we're doing the show, and I'm not really – I was going to say, you you're not really focused in on it. So, yeah. ah what were right now we're just Right now, we're just loving the downfall of Sanders. yeah I have to go second round.
Speaker: The only way to go second round is if Pittsburgh doesn't take him. thirty yeah i'm like Tomlin needs his teeth kicked down his throat if he does. He doesn't have a quarterback right now.
Speaker: I don't give a shit. That's still bad choice. With the number 30 pick in the first round of the 2025 NFL draft, the Buffalo Bills have taken Sanders.
Speaker: there's it We all know better than that. And and Josh Allen goes, Mark, Mark, Mark, my words, watch it happen. Yeah, i' was going to say, going to be like,
Speaker: Sit back and enjoy the ride, motherfucker. That's all you can say because Josh just reworked his contract for another eight years. yeah a job yeah Buffalo, what joshhua now Josh will be playing in Buffalo until he's 97.
Speaker: He'll be 97 still playing. He'll be scoring touchdowns too. With his walk, he'll be stepping over people like an old man hurtle. just Just like that the joke Deadpool 3, the Deadpool told Wolverine that he was locked in until he was 97. Josh Allen will be playing. I don't know.
Speaker: Hey, at least Allen will be doing more than fucking Aaron Rodgers is. I will give him that.
Speaker: Does anybody know what Aaron Rodgers is doing? Nobody. Even Aaron Rodgers knows what he's doing. Actually, today I read around noon today, Minnesota pretty much Jefferson and all them told Minnesota they signed Rodgers, they're sitting out.
Speaker: They do not want Aaron in Minnesota. Yeah, well, i mean, ah well, a couple a couple months back, Minnesota flat out came out and flat out said that they they are not interested.
Speaker: Well, the new talk is is they're actually working on a deal to possibly trade for Cousins to bring him back to Minnesota. i haven't heard that one. yeah it was Yeah, I seen it yesterday. They were talking about it internet. There's another fucking Mission Impossible?
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, he's going to ride this cash. yeah he guys What are you talking about? There's another John Wick coming out this fall. Those are good. These are not.
Speaker: But I'm just saying, there is another John Wick. It's actually the final chapter. one yep This is the final Mission Impossible. It's the final Reckoning. All right, man, I'm going to roll out.
Speaker: All right, brother. going to be available Sunday? Yeah. yeah okay i' be umm I'm planning on doing a show Sunday.
Speaker: i and I'm likeking over sunday bitter alternative to saturday night's episode hey taking over taking over Wally's World on Sunday. He's still can't make it. All right, man, I'm going to holler at y'all.
Speaker: All right, later, bro. Enjoy the draft. Later, bro. yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll definitely be – I think that's going to be one of our big things Sunday. might be the only thing we talk about is just recapping the weekend draft. Oh, for Yeah, probably. Without a doubt.
Speaker: I'm with it. All right, see y'all. you next time. All right, bro. Have good night, man.
Speaker: This is Kemp looks so mad
Speaker: He's got his whole entourage. He's got this stupid logo. Money. is the under sign in the Yeah, and he's just there just like... Kemp looks so mad.
Speaker: hey did that kid from Arizona State get taken yet? Nope. Yeah. here taking He's talking about Kemp Scadaboo. um scatter but No, they predicted him early second round.
Speaker: Yep. ah so Okay.
Speaker: and Honestly, he'd be he might be in the steal of the draft. Him and the Ole Miss quarterback.
Speaker: Notable quarterback slides that are still successful. Smith, Rogers, Pennington, Favre, Vassaias, and Marino.
Speaker: ah Jimmy Clawson. Bust. Brady Quinn. Brady Quinn. Brady Quinn wouldn't have been a bust if Cleveland wouldn't have fucked him.
Speaker: Geno Smith, I mean, his initial career was kind of a... But he had that resurgence in Seattle the last few years. Yeah, he did pretty damn good in Seattle. I'll tell you another one that would have been decent.
Speaker: What's Chris Technician? um colt mccoy would have been if he wouldn't have got stuck in thrown into the lion's den in cleveland i think he could have been something yeah but then he went played back up in buffalo and never got to play yeah he really didn't get he didn't get a fair shake i wonder if trubisky's still backing up josh allen don't know
Speaker: a let's see who the falcons picked
Speaker: Sanders. Oh, no, they won't. They got, um, they got Phoenix down down there. They still got cousins and they still got Pennix. So they're not, yeah they're not. dropping And Pennix didn't play terrible last year when he came off the bench.
Speaker: Nope.
Speaker: So, Hey, Hey, Chris technician needs to be banned from the channel. He's a Steelers fan. He's a Steelers fan. Yeah, I know. We let it slide.
Speaker: Okay, it's an exception since he's an OG. I mean, that's the only way he's away with it. John Walker to the Falcons. Linebacker. Really? like Damn. Oh, nice.
Speaker: Out of Georgia, so it makes sense. The Falcons tend to pick a lot of guys from the SEC. Yeah. Always. From home. Well, that's what I said. Cleveland's always been...
Speaker: always been heavy on drafting from Michigan. I mean, you had Jabril Peppers there. You've had Braylon Edwards was there.
Speaker: they like they like big ten team They like Big Ten players. to keep it Big Ten, most of it.
Speaker: it chris He can't get the ass over his fucking hair. Just set it on your head, buddy. I'm already catching flack for what I said, Glick.
Speaker: we't nothing
Speaker: It's easy to do when your team is the Steelers. I'm just saying. Especially when you're Browns fan. Yep.
Speaker: It is very easy to hate on your team. but I don't even know if I'm going to make it to the Bills pick. Seriously.
Speaker: 30th. Yeah, I didn't. I mean, I didn't play it on being live for the entire first round. First round. I was just like, but now I'm like, I'm kind of invested in i do we yeah who gets legitimate Sanders.
Speaker: Yeah. Blake, if Franklin's up bailing on us because he's got, he's got to work and everything. I'll be here. Yeah. yeah Rick gets up early as hell. I think I get Snapchats from him at 5 a.m. tomorrow.
Speaker: What time you got to get up tomorrow, man? Well, the transfer station I got to dump my first box set opens at 5 a.m. but Oh, damn. i need to be I need to be rolling from the shop at like 4.15.
Speaker: Are you back in the trucks? Right now because we're super busy and we got a guy on vacation and a guy that got into a car accident. yeah guy got You had another driver get into an accident?
Speaker: Not in a work truck. He got rear-ended on his way home last night. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. And then one of our amigos is in Mexico for the week.
Speaker: Gotcha. Well, I mean, it's only supposed to be a week, but we'll see how well the Coyote's doing getting him back.
Speaker: He's legal. I'm kidding. ah Are you sure? Yeah, he's legal. Ruben's been here for a while. Ruben's a badass dude. He's a five foot two, rides an Indian, tatted up fucking Mexican married to a white woman.
Speaker: oh yeah. There you go.
Speaker: jesus So he's he's basically he's an American. Yeah, pretty much. He's got a ah yeah bright yellow Corvette and two Indian motorcycles. you know yeah nice He drives like a 2002 Chevy Silverado.
Speaker: He's a blunted American. He is. ah yeah.
Speaker: It'd be like that sometimes. We've got the Cardinals on the board. You know they're not drafting the quarterback because they've got... Are they going to flop again? What? was going to say, are they going flop on their pick again? As much as I love Marvin Harrison Jr., he wasn't that great last year.
Speaker: yeah mar Marvin Harrison Jr. was such a fucking jerk-off, and he was all hype and so overrated in college. It's great because du who's their quarterback?
Speaker: Oh, they got Kyler Murray, and their backup is is Jacoby Percet. spoken Who got a time in Cleveland, too? And played well when he was in Cleveland.
Speaker: Yeah, he actually did. That was our six starting quarterbacks in one season and make the playoffs. I think do did the Cardinals take Matt Golden from Texas. They could definitely use a wide receiver because their wide receiver room is looking at Harrison Jr., Michael Wilson, Zay Jones.
Speaker: Yeah. So they could definitely use a water. Maybe they'll grab egg. They might. think they go with golden. would, I would go golden over, over him. Um,
Speaker: imi abook and micka a go buerta i think they go ah gold and
Speaker: i would i would go golden over ah him um
Speaker: yeah He had a really good season last year, but he was good the year before as well. Yeah.
Speaker: Damn. Three Michigan players drafted in the first round matches best in school history. 95 and 01. And they're not done yet.
Speaker: They still got at least two more that are good. They're tied in getting taken yet? Yep. Chicago. chicago Damn it.
Speaker: As much as I don't like Michigan, I saw i don't want to see them suffer in Chicago. Fuck, come on. Well, I mean, Chicago's got offensive weapons, man, and Caleb Williams wasn't terrible. Yeah, but they just don't have fucking coaches they don't have a coaching staff. That's what fucking sucks about them.
Speaker: Yeah. Levy was the last great coach that they ever had in fucking Chicago. Levy Smith, yeah. Yep.
Speaker: Walter Nolan, the D-tackle to the Cardinals. A of blinding going, man. Yeah, big-time defense this draft. Well, you guys were talking about it leading up to this that it was probably going to be more of defensive draft than it was anything else.
Speaker: Yep. she
Speaker: Oh, guess what I found out, Glick? It's hard to say, Wally. You remember that jersey I told you it was at my uncle's house? Yeah. Guess what? My cousin found out, I talked to him the other day.
Speaker: My cousin ended up stealing that fucking jersey and sold it. Oh, for real? Yeah. Because I asked him about it. I said, hey, when I come come get the rest of the stuff you gave me, I said, is that jersey still with all that? No, your cousin ended up taking that, and I forgot to tell you about And I'm like, well I'll let it slide because he's got Parkinson's and dealing with the other shit that's going on.
Speaker: But yeah, but my cousin my cousin ended up fucking stealing the damn thing.
Speaker: i ain't letting shit s slide. I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. Yeah, I'd like to kill the bitch. oh oh i But I did get one thing.
Speaker: There was at least one. The old Chad Johnson Bengals jersey. wow Gross. You got some toilet paper, I see. Yes. still Ochado Cinco. Yeah, but it was still cha it so when it was Chad Johnson before he changed it. Didn't he legally change his name to Ochocinco too? Yes, he did. What a twat.
Speaker: Yeah, as a say I think he did.
Speaker: That and I looked up what a Terrell Owens Bengals jersey is going for on eBay. but i found one for like 50 bucks. Wow. Wow.
Speaker: wow but I was like, that sucks. ah
Speaker: That's going to leave a mark in the morning.
Speaker: Cincinnati's on the clock. Yeah, but man. I just to 21. Yeah. I'll give T.O. credit, man. That dude's still in phenomenal. like It looks like he could take the field still to this day.
Speaker: Well, he's doing that celebrity boxing shit now. Who was it that McAfee fucking recorded at 40 years old and ran a 4.45? I can't remember who that was.
Speaker: Just recently happened. Oh, that was... Shit. I heard about it. He said he could still run with anybody in the NFL. He could run a 4.45. Oh. And he did. He ran like a 4.45 right on. But I don't remember who it was.
Speaker: i know he's got long dreadlocks.
Speaker: So it says T.O. ran a 4.4 at 46 years old. That's nuts. That is fucking insane.
Speaker: but but
Speaker: 46-year-old Tom Brady ran a faster 40-yard dash than he did at the Combine over 20 years ago. Doesn't surprise me.
Speaker: Bubba Baker runs a 4.45 at the 40. It's defensive back. Are we going actually have a first round that ah actually a Buckeyes ain't going to get taken in the first round? that You know what? They've been talking about that. There hasn't been a single one. yeah But they also don't have a lot of defensive players on the board. Most of theirs is offense.
Speaker: And this has been primarily a defensive first round. Yeah, from what what you guys are saying, yeah, yeah it definitely sounds like it.
Speaker: Cincinnati can use help on both sides of the ball. Yeah. they need they need They need a running back. They need some defensive line. i mean They could use help in other places. i mean ah definitely and They need a defensive line.
Speaker: the home They don't have the schedule set yet, but the 2025 home opponents for Cleveland, obviously Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Baltimore, we at San Francisco, Minnesota, Miami, Green Bay.
Speaker: What? We also get, for this show in general, the Tennessee Titans and the Buffalo Bills. Oh, yeah. That's going to be cool as hell for the show this year that our teams will be playing.
Speaker: We'll be playing each other. So we'll be able to do some trash talking. Well, I'll be able to do some trash talking. and You guys just have sit and listen to it. I mean... Derek's going to be the fun one fucking with when it comes to the Tennessee game.
Speaker: a True story. yeah He's going to watch out for the legalities of it. Actually, and you guys, you guys have Miami, New England, New York.
Speaker: I've got to take a break. I've got to let the dog out. right, man. Yeah, so that'll be that'll be cool for this show that all three of them, I they're coming to Cleveland.
Speaker: That'd be sick either go to, the definitely go to the Bills game. hey Hey, what's going on, stranger? Yeah, how you been? Long time no see. i think Blaze and I were just talking about you the other day, wondering where you've been.
Speaker: Blaze was. ah It's good to see you.
Speaker: ah he's been it It's been a pretty cool. I was, they were having fun and because when col Cleveland traded down, we moved, we we trade Jacksonville moved up to two and we dropped down to five.
Speaker: And Derek and Rick were busting my balls thinking Sanders was going to go to Cleveland. I said, oh, in this fucking stream. Oh, in this stream and get rid of all my Cleveland shit tonight. if he Yeah, I would, I would, oh,
Speaker: The sad part is is, I'll be honest with you, I'd become a fucking Ravens fan if the Browns ended up giving getting fucking Sanders. we i'll I'd stoop that damn low. I'd become a Baltimore Ravens fan two tonight if they'd get Sanders.
Speaker: but but 17th pick in the 2025 NFL play. The Bengals take.
Speaker: Shamar Stewart, defensive out of Texas A&M. No shit. Well, they need to replace Henderson.
Speaker: Not a terrible pickup. Not a terrible pickup at all. stuewart Stewart's a bit of a and of a monster.
Speaker: Oh, shit. I got stuck with some BS,
Speaker: Sorry to hear that. Well, you know you're always welcome to Pop up on Saturday night and say hi if you're available. Pop up and say hi and hang out. um I'm sure... I'll be right back.
Speaker: No, you're good. So we got got the Seattle Seed Chickens on the clock with the 18th pick.
Speaker: um
Speaker: They're showing highlights of Stewart here at A&M. Dude is a monster, man. I've seen him play a couple few times, but man, watch these highlights.
Speaker: as ah a monster man That's a monster of a man, dude, doing his thing, just bullying fucking offensive linemen. Jesus Christ. Two or three at a time.
Speaker: All right, Cincy. nice little Nice little pickup for the replacement of of Henderson there. No, you're good.
Speaker: Chats always open. Everybody's welcome. We're just watching the draft and the chats always welcome. Everybody's always welcome. Even if we get a little sidetrack on the conversation, it happens. just Just look at the chat and ask the chat.
Speaker: We've talked a little bit. We've been mainly trying to stay on topic, but we've gone off topic a few times. It's no big deal. Nice.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Dude, I've got so many. Dude, I've got Sad part is and the it's a little snug on the belly still.
Speaker: I have.
Speaker: Oh, what's his name? I'll be honest with you. I've got one hanging in the closet. I've actually got St. Louis Rams Kurt Warner jersey hanging the year they they won the Super Bowl.
Speaker: When they went to the blue and gold. Yeah, I've actually i've actually got that. I found that at Goodwill for a quarter. it you belong for the you can switch well Eric Turner, 1991 draft.
Speaker: Cleveland Browns, number two pick in the first round. ah Safety out of u UCLA. was the first Browns jersey I ever got, and I still have it in the closet. And I can still squeeze it into it.
Speaker: Because was a big kid. was see so see one He was with Texas A&M. Now he got drafted by Cincinnati. You want to bet? Yeah. Night, big champ.
Speaker: Wally said go to bed, big champ. I feel like he's going to get I felt like he was going to come over here and flip you the bird. I thought he was walking in. and thought he was just going walk and be like... I was actually waiting on it. I was really.
Speaker: Night, buddy. thats I've been able to keep up with all of it. but Yeah, I've been watching hockey. The Stanley Cups are going. I got my predictions in for the Cup. The the and NBA playoffs are rocking and rolling.
Speaker: The Cavaliers are... Oh, yeah. Who you got in the Cup? Carolina. Carolina. Versus the Avs is my first choice. But at the ab one definitely if the if the Avs don't make it, I want to see Carolina versus Edmonton, a rematch of U.S. versus Canada.
Speaker: Oh, that'd be a sick match. For seven fucking games! it'll and' It'll definitely be Carolina. Definitely will be in.
Speaker: Unless it's fucking fluke.
Speaker: Caps aren't doing shit. Quiet down, Brittany. I forgot your shitty sports team. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about Brittany's sports teams, huh? How's your fucking Orioles doing? Sitting third from last in MLB.
Speaker: They lost 20-2 on Easter Sunday. Did you see what Cincinnati did? Maybe it was the Oilers.
Speaker: The what? The Orioles? Yeah, they beat them 20-2. No, it was 24-2. Oh, my bad. Yeah. Either way.
Speaker: it's okay, Glick. I got bragging rights in baseball so far. I don't. don't have a baseball team, but because I live in Atlanta, I got to be a Braves fan, but they went 0-7 to start the season.
Speaker: Fuck the Braves. Why do you have bragging rights so far? Who the fuck is that guy? because My Guardians has got a winning record and your Reds don't. Bro.
Speaker: An FCS player just went in the first round. No way. Gray's from North Dakota State. over yeah I took the kids to the Savannah Bananas.
Speaker: i mean he's that the cleveland The Cleveland Guardians have two more wins than the than than the Reds. And they played each other twice. And the first game, the the Guardians beat the Reds 3-0.
Speaker: And then the second game, the Reds beat the Guardians 13-2. Aren't the Reds better this year? Yeah, they're in third place in the NL Central. Yeah. i started out real they so They started out real sluggish, but they're a fucking scoring machine is what they are. That's the problem.
Speaker: Peyton got a picture to you with me. They don't have fucking pitchers. They've got the offense. They just don't have the fucking pitchers to fucking steal the games for them.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, when you're scoring 24 points, you don't need to watch the banana guys or whatever. Oh, that's fucking sweet. They're yummy. Nice.
Speaker: The Savannah Bananas. there there You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. They are yummies. Peyton ran down and got her picture taken with him.
Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I like the highlights from last night watching Aaron Judge get a ball bounced off his face in the fucking outfield. That was hilarious. During the Guardians-Yankees game.
Speaker: can't wait.
Speaker: great facing pitch Oh, fuck. them Yeah. Tampa's on the clock.
Speaker: have a Tampa, Tampa, Tampa. They can use a backup quarterback.
Speaker: Yeah, actually, they don't need a quarterback. Didn't they just lose um one of their receivers? Yeah. Oh.
Speaker: Dude.
Speaker: It was like their 30... Evans is still there. they keep Godwin? Yes. and was there It was like... fuck I can't remember who the fuck it was now. yeah ah I'll look at their roster. Give me just a second. I'll pull up their roster. here to go ah But yeah, back to baseball real quick.
Speaker: I can't believe the Mets is finally all that big money that they spent. They're actually leading the MLB this early in the season for wins. They were pretty good last year.
Speaker: they can ah Nobody spent as much money as the Dodgers did. and The Dodgers went stupid with their money. yeah I don't know who they <unk> they still they still have. They still have Godwin and and and and Evans.
Speaker: And then they got... I mean, they could really use a backup quarterback because Kyle Trask is Trask. Is Baker's backup?
Speaker: yeah mood is Yeah, dude is fucking straight hot garbage, man. I would take my boy Skylar Thompson. and So I'm going to be honest with you. The more I look at this, the more it looks like Pittsburgh takes Shadour Sanders and that's their way of telling Aaron Rodgers to fuck off. Yeah.
Speaker: Or Aaron Rodgers could go, you could have had me, and now you got him. Or or or they take Shadur and then bring Rodgers in for one year and let Shadur play behind him.
Speaker: Which would be a smart move. and i A super intelligent move. and But I think that goes for a lot of the i mean a lot of these. and and And I hate to stay and i hate stay on this train, but I'm going to be on this train.
Speaker: Jackson Dart might be the most NFL ready coming out of college. Where he could come and start. us right Yeah. yeah he he was He was in Ole Miss. Maybe of all things, he gets taken to Pittsburgh. what ah i'm hoping I'm hoping we pick him up.
Speaker: That'd be nice. He can sit behind Flacco and learn something.
Speaker: Maybe he can break maybe you can fucking break the rest of Deshaun Watson while they're at camp, too. oh Yeah, he did it he did all four years at Ole Miss,
Speaker: and he consistently stayed over 60% past completions. What more did you ask for? because he was Yeah, his his his freshman year.
Speaker: He threw for just through almost just little over 1,300 yards. Hey, Rich, we're getting a message for you. Each year.
Speaker: Oh, I don't fucking know. I don't pay attention to half the shit you say each You comeer he come and go like a fucking thunderstorm in Georgia. yeah each Each year, Jackson Dart doubled his previous year's Or, all you know, like he got better and better every season.
Speaker: He ended up last season throwing almost 4,300 yards. He had 29 touchdowns and six interceptions. see He averaged just shot at 11 yards a throw.
Speaker: And he had a 69.3 completion. Oh, Coach Prime finally showed up. But honestly, out of all the quarterbacks in there, he's the only true four-year, three-year, two-year that stayed with the same motherfucking team and didn't jump ship.
Speaker: He's the only true quarterback in this draft that hasn't really jumped ship and went to another program. Yeah, exactly. As much as I hate to say it, he that I mean, yeah, Cleveland would be nice to have him there, but he'd fit Tomlin's style offense, too, that like Tomlin likes to run, too. so I mean, he's got that style down there in Ole Miss that he ran. so i mean Here we go. Let's see who Tampa picked.
Speaker: They probably went with an offensive tackle or something. Something ridiculous. Didn't they need a left guard or something at one time? Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, they took a Metcalfuca.
Speaker: oh Well, I guess the streak is still intact for first-round picks for the Buckeyes. You literally just gave Baker Mayfield, in my opinion, the top-ranked wide receiver in this year's draft.
Speaker: you I'll give you that. Are they true? Just wide receiver? Because I can't count Travis Hunter because he's quarterback and wide receiver. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker: And he's going to go he he's gonna go team up with Godwin and Evans. And Baker Mayfield throwing the fucking ball to him. Come on now. You're talking about a quarterback who plays Big Ten-style football.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Because of his time in Cleveland, too. well bro well Well, they just gave Baker an extra weapon now on offense. I was going to say that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are probably just going to continue to own the NFC South because your gu you've got Bucky Irvin and Rashad White, running backs, that did both of them did pretty well last year. And Bucky was a rookie last year.
Speaker: Baker's slinging the rock. took Evans, Godwin, now Nbukga, and tied in K-Dotten. which is an absolute fucking month.
Speaker: Yeah. ah but like And the other thing is, you think about... Sucks to be in the NFC South right now. But you also think, besides White being ah the running back, the man's got a hands out of the fucking backfield, too, and he proved that last year.
Speaker: To be honest with you, it to be any NFC team in the southern United States because the only other competition is north of the Mason-Dixon, bro. yeah That's it. Yeah.
Speaker: You got Detroit. You got Minnesota up there. You got Green Bay. But what if you got south of the Mason-Dixon? Dallas? No. yeah Atlanta, depending on which Atlanta team shows up. No, no, their quarterback situation the last few years.
Speaker: In the last few years, Tampa's been running the NFC South. They've got a pretty stout defense, man. They've got a stout defense in Tampa, and their offense is just getting better. I'm so happy for that kid right there, man.
Speaker: Good team. That's awesome. He went somewhere good. That's awesome. Where I think he's going be utilized. He's like, bro, I'm leaving Ohio and going to Tampa. Good on you, bro. well Good on you. Going to the Sunshine State. You're not going to a busted team either. Hey, have a good night, Brittany.
Speaker: Yeah, he's actually a yeah he's going to actually do a contender right off the rip as a rookie, which is fucking awesome for him. I mean, it sucks you're going to Florida, but you're going right to a contender. You know what would have been the only better landing spot for him?
Speaker: Would have been Houston.
Speaker: Yeah. we yeah Yeah. Right back to CJ Stroud again. yep With Tank Dell and all that. That would have been the only better landing spot for him than Tampa.
Speaker: But me personally, he's my Me personally, though, on this, he went I know Houston, they're contenders, but Tampa Bay is that next little step above Houston as a contender.
Speaker: I think that's the experience they've got at quarterback. Yep. i like I mean, you can't it honestly, since Trout's been down there, you can't sleep on Houston. I mean, the man's pulled off.
Speaker: Look what he's done since he's been there. He didn't even hurt receivers this year, too. I was going to say, think injuries kind of slowed him down this year. Yeah, he lost Diggs and he lost Tank Dell.
Speaker: So the Broncos are up with Bo Nix slinging the rock. what are they They don't really... i don't even know what the Broncos need. Defense aside, they need line.
Speaker: Dude, they got that i knew nasty motherfucker on defense, though. That Italian name, dude. What the fuck is his name? You want to play middle linebacker?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. me tre But yeah, they need they need something on they need something on the ends for on defense. they Their ends fucking are a joke.
Speaker: They were getting burned on the run on the ends.
Speaker: That and their pass rush what wasn't the greatest. Nick Gargulo? Gargulo? Gargulo? That's an offensive card.
Speaker: consistent groups just
Speaker: Abrams train Roach
Speaker: Yeah offensively got Bo Nix slinging the rock we all know how we feel about him is he a defense or is he like a running back
Speaker: Jared, there's Jalen McLaughlin at running back one. Audrick Esteem at running back two. soon as I hear his name, I'll know it. Henderson needs to go there to get Nix a running back.
Speaker: Okay, it looks like Denver needs a wide receiver. They just lost the best chance of getting one. Tampa took him
Speaker: them. Marvin Mims is a good punt returner for them, too.
Speaker: There's a tackle Mike McGlinchey. Alex Polzinski. Tackle.
Speaker: As soon as I see it, I'll know his name.
Speaker: say Mitchell Fraboni? No. He's a long snapper.
Speaker: Benito. Nick Benito.
Speaker: Okay. yeah Outside linebacker. Will Johnson still on the board. Told you he had the Italian fucking name, Benito.
Speaker: Oh, Matthew Golden's still available. Yep. Really? Yeah, they got to see Denver. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: We are at the 20th pick, and Sanders is still on the board. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. ah Oh, shit, there's Brad Williams in the crowd, the midget comedian. and Oh, really? he's a broncos He's a Broncos fan, apparently. He's all decked out in his kid's Bronco wear.............
Speaker: and
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: ah Can I make a wish? i wish there were Sanders lands in Pittsburgh and is a total bust. Can I make a wish? can i Can I wish that Shadir Sanders becomes Mr. Irrelevant this year? Bro. That would be hilarious. Worst case scenario for you.
Speaker: Worst case scenario for you. Pittsburgh takes Shadir Sanders. You guys trade both your second rounds.
Speaker: And Watson, four Shadour Sanders, and two third rounds and a fourth round.
Speaker: Yeah, no. They took a cornerback.
Speaker: Jahade Barron out of Texas? Jahade Barron. so So, again, it's Sanders, but Watson's not in Cleveland anymore.
Speaker: Oh, there's Brad Williams. Yeah.
Speaker: i mean I mean, it's kind of like ah it's like a double-edged sword, man. Watson's gone, but then we have Sanders. so
Speaker: See, those guys that have hats already at home, you know they already knew where they were going. Oh, yeah. Yeah, everybody in the first round knows where usually where they're going.
Speaker: Well, except for Sanders. Yeah, i was going to is it that or do they just send them the 32 team hats and then they can grab the one that the team picks them? That's possible. i mean, because you see the kids when they commit to college, they sit at the table and they've got all the hats from all the schools.
Speaker: Yeah. And they're like, ooh, I'm going to go to – That's possible. So, I mean, that would that's what what I would think.
Speaker: I mean, i'm unless there I'm sure there are players that know – for a fact. Like I said, Tennessee was pretty locked in on Ward. I think Ward knew he was going. i think, i you know, Oakland made it very clear that they wanted Gentile.
Speaker: You know, that that that wasn't that big of a surprise, him going. So, I mean, I got to say, Cleveland threw the okie doke in there, man. And I honestly, I totally forgot about Mason Graham going into the draft this year.
Speaker: so And let's not forget you have two second-round picks, though. Yeah, we've got one in four, one in three. yeah One in four, I think.
Speaker: So we're going to get Jackson. We're going get Jackson Dart and Scadaboo in the second round. You ain't that lucky. I'm calling it.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I'm calling it just like I called Skylar Thompson's five pennies. specific
Speaker: you take should reach
Speaker: God, I wish I could hear what they were saying.
Speaker: You know somebody's got the audio of what's being said back there right now with Sanders and his entourage. Where is stupid Mike Tomlin in that fucking frame? Yeah, that's a good question. Where is Mike Tomlin?
Speaker: I don't even see him. Oh, there he is. he's he's just off He's just off to the side. Jackson Dart.
Speaker: No, who's that out of Utah?
Speaker: Oh, there's Jackson Dart.
Speaker: You don't want to go to Pittsburgh, Jackson.
Speaker: he he reveal it He'd be only the second quarterback to go so far. Yep. Right? That's what Shepty was just saying. If Pittsburgh doesn't take Shadur or Dart, we've reached a very intriguing part of the draft because no teams left need quarterbacks.
Speaker: Yeah. So they would all fall to the second round at that point. Oh, wouldn't that suck for Sanders? ah Yeah, but that would suck for Sanders, for Dart, for all of them.
Speaker: Well, they were saying that Dart would probably go set or early second round. Well, here we go. Pick is in.
Speaker: But they just did that where they had the camera on Sanders and then they went to the camera on Dart. So it's like, oh know obviously, they're taking a quarterback. They're clearly going start. So far, Mel Kiper's been wrong on Shedore Sanders everywhere.
Speaker: Well, here we go.
Speaker: Derek Harmon, defensive tackle from Oregon. Sanders and Derek dropped around two. Wow. Sanders is going to Buffalo. I'm calling it.
Speaker: Nine more picks. No way. No way. in way That would be the biggest wasted pick in the history Buffalo ever. You know what? It'll be like some kind of freak accident and how it'll break his wrist in like the second game or something.
Speaker: And then you'll be stuck watching Sanders. ah Don't say shit like that, bro. You can wish that on your quarterback, not mine. um know he fuckes out You're the curse like we did. i got the curse. It's called four losing Super Bowls in a row.
Speaker: yeah When you accomplish that, call me. yeah You lose lose lose four Super Bowls in a row in a row and get owned by Tom Brady for 20 years. Until then, suck the fart out of my ass.
Speaker: enough And not like not in a pleasant way. like Tom Brady came in there and prison-graped them two times a year. We made the playoffs two times in Brady's career in New England.
Speaker: yeah And then the sad part is is now Mahomes is also in on that mix. Yeah, but I think Josh is better than Mahomes, I'll be honest with you. Overall, I think Josh is better.
Speaker: the the The problem is is Josh doesn't have the referees and in his back pocket. Yeah, he's just got to get the pieces lined up in the right order to get to beat the refs. You got to start shelling out that a little bit more extra money than what Mahomes and company does. Well, he can't because he's got – he's put that $70,000 engagement ring on Haley Steinfeld's family.
Speaker: That's right. I forgot about that. Rick, as the resident Bills fan, and and they are coming up here in a little bit, as we get closer and closer. um what do you guys What do you guys need? What are you guys looking for?
Speaker: Do you know? and Or in your opinion? The events? Yeah. I mean, you literally have a zombie out on the field playing for them. Yeah, I'm surprised. What more do you want?
Speaker: What more do you want? You've got a zombie on your team. Yeah, I don't really know. Let's see. James Cook at running back.
Speaker: You got Shakir, Coleman. and He seemed to be Palmer. He seemed to be pretty Curtis Samuel. Pretty locked in at wide receivers. Dawson Knox when he's healthy, but you got Dalton Kincaid backing him up. so yeah You still got Amari Cooper on your fucking roster.
Speaker: Yep. They're talking about Amari Cooper coming back to Cleveland this year.
Speaker: Which I wouldn't be entirely mad at because Cooper, if he's healthy and he's playing, Cooper and and Joe Flacco had amazing chemistry. So here's what the Bills need.
Speaker: Defensive line, cornerback, which we just brought Trey White back, so I don't know if we need that anymore. Safety, somebody to back up DeMar.
Speaker: Linebacker, inside O-line, Wide out and edge.
Speaker: we We picked up Josh Palmer for a wide out. We picked up Joey Bosa for an edge. And we picked up Larry Ogunjobi for a defensive tackle. Okay.
Speaker: Larry Ogunjobi's been around the league, man. He's been in Cleveland. He was in Pittsburgh. We drafted him. Cleveland drafted him. I think he was in Pittsburgh for a season or two. He was in Baltimore or Cincinnati, one of the two.
Speaker: And now he's with you guys. He's been all over the AFC.
Speaker: The only team to get an A-plus on their pick is the Jaguars.
Speaker: the The Giants got an A, but the Jaguars got an A-plus with Hunter. jason
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I feel like i feel like the Jags are going to 100% use him on both sides of the ball. i don't know if it'll be Sparingly or whatever, but he's definitely I feel like Jacksonville will definitely put him on both sides of the ball because, well, for one, Trevor Lawrence's ass, let's be honest.
Speaker: ah But let me see. What do they got here? They they got Brian Thomas Jr., Gabe Davis. Those are their wide receivers.
Speaker: I'd love to get Gabe Davis back in Buffalo again. ah I'd like to see Buffalo grab Josh Simmons, the offensive tackle.
Speaker: i go out of i on estate but kiss fan defendant and real plays that touch that church diamond liium yeah well yeah I just moved out there other night we had all them whites and everything on and it was hot out there. ah Josh Simmons out of Ohio State. We still got Matthew Golden, Amari Hampton.
Speaker: Oh, Will Johnson is still available. He'd be a nice quarterback for somebody. thanks
Speaker: shadiers I didn't hear what you just said. Will Johnson, the cornerback out of Michigan. He's going be, wherever he goes, is going to be beneficial for them.
Speaker: Wow. Draft day predictor said 96% chance that Shadur Sanders be drafted by Pittsburgh and they didn't take him. Dude, Pittsburgh needs a quarterback. Like, needs a quarterback.
Speaker: And they didn't draft him. I know. Where do they pick in round two? like They needed a quarterback. They pick 19.
Speaker: They don't pick until round three at 19. Oh, they're fucked. Well, they just lost out on their best quarterback options. Yeah, because currently and currently in Pittsburgh, their QB situation, Mason Rudolph and Skylar Thompson.
Speaker: However, However, I will say, good on Pittsburgh for getting rid of Najee Harris and now making Jalen Warren their number one running back.
Speaker: Jalen is so much better than Najee. So here we go. yeah mike Here's my question right now. does Do the Chargers with, oh, what's his nuts coaching now, do they take a Michigan player with Will Johnson?
Speaker: I can see that because he drafted, he got Blake Coram last year.
Speaker: And then the one you just mentioned, Rick, I think he was actually part of Hardball's fucking recruiting class too. He was. Will Johnson? So does Harbaugh take him? We'll see. I think he would.
Speaker: I mean, shout out to the Chargers and Harbaugh. Oh, Najee. Najee went to San Diego. Najee who? Harris? Yeah. You're lying.
Speaker: No, I'm literally looking. I just looked at it too. So they have Najee Harris. Yeah, why said good on the Steelers for getting rid of Najee. He's fucking overrated. He's a joke.
Speaker: Jalen Warren for the ri for the Steelers is a monster. he's a He fits the Steelers' blueprint of a running back because he will punch you in the face, run on top run across your body, and then go hit seven more guys.
Speaker: And then go look for other guys to hit while he's scoring a touchdown. um let's see who Let's see who the Chargers picked. um Who they got as a backup for Justin?
Speaker: ah ah Taylor Hennigan. Taylor Hennigan is still playing. yeah that's my exact That was my exact thoughts as well.
Speaker: and then they they also have They also have Trey Lance. so At running back, they have Najee Harris, Kamani Vidal, Jarrett Patterson, J.K. Dobbins, and Gus Edwards.
Speaker: Well, Dobbins and Edwards are good. Najee's a bust. Well, Dobbins is coming off of Achilles, too, though. Don't forget that. Yeah, and they just picked up Najee in this offseason just a couple months ago.
Speaker: So they've got him listed. And then a wide receiver, they got Ladd McConkie, Quinton Johnston, and Mike Williams. Mike Williams still got him. Ladd McConkie's a fucking monster, dude. Dude, yeah, he's he's a freaking That dude was going to be a good addition to any team he went to. He's like box lesson right now in the NFL.
Speaker: I believe it. Tied in is Will Disley and Tyler Conklin and Tupper Fitts.
Speaker: Chargers, man, like I said, they they could benefit from Will Johnson. They could even benefit from ah from a Golden. Matthew Golden.
Speaker: Why not give Justin Herbert more report more fucking weapons to just do whatever he wants with? Justin Herbert, he's not a bad quarterback, man. he's just He's in a tough division.
Speaker: He is in a tough division. he's i wouldn't dude he's I would venture out to say Herbert's a pretty damn good quarterback. I'd put him in the top 10 in the NFL right now. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Easily. took Omari and Hampton from North Carolina, the running back. All right. they got it They got like 27 goddamn running backs.
Speaker: No, they mustn't have much faith in Dobbins and Harris.
Speaker: Who's at Blake Corham? Oh, no, I'm sorry. Blake Corham is on the Rams, not the Chargers. fish Who did? Yeah. Who
Speaker: the?
Speaker: mar handsometon Okay, Green Bay's on the clock. You know they're not taking a quarterback because they're locked in. You know how Green Bay does. I was going to say, if they do take a quarterback, they're going to be playing for a while because Jordan loves just getting started in Green Bay.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. He's going to have a career on him, boy. He's going to have a Super Bowl under his belt. I have no doubt in my mind. Yeah, I was going to say, coming out of that franchise, you know, the way that they operate is amazing.
Speaker: They did it with Favre and Aaron Rodgers. when Favre was done, Aaron Rodgers, without missing a fucking beat, man, came right Came right in and had his success.
Speaker: and And Jordan Love has done the same thing, man. He came right in, and when Rodgers was out, and just picked right up where he left off. funny because anybody who left Green Bay hasn't gone anywhere else and had success.
Speaker: Mm-hmm. Wow. which but that you so Yeah, I mean, even if Green Bay takes a quarterback, they're not going to see the field anytime soon and unless something happens to him.
Speaker: Love. And Love has had some injury issues. I know he's had a couple couple injuries. ah Let's see what... Let's take a peek at their Green Bay situation.
Speaker: Yeah, so they got Jordan Love, and backing him up is Malik Willis and Sean Clifford.
Speaker: Running back, they got ja Josh Jacobs and Emmanuel Wilson.
Speaker: Wide receivers, Jalen Reed, Romeo Dukes, Christian Watson. and Tight end, Tucker Craft, Luke Musgrave. Offensively, their skill positions are pretty much set offensively.
Speaker: Not unless you didn't want to bring a young guy in just to fill a spot.
Speaker: a Packers fans are weird. Yeah, they are. Maybe it's just because it's they're from Wisconsin, and people from Wisconsin are weird. Yeah, I can agree with that statement. but who Fucking Minnesota Vikings fan beside all their Packers fans. Yeah.
Speaker: He's going to get beat down, and nobody's going to see or care. don't know. That was a pretty big fucking dude. Yeah, but you get pulled into that sea of Packers fans and that purple disappears and they just start stomping your ass out. Nobody's going to see you.
Speaker: What the fuck is that guy? It was red jersey.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's right. they are in They're in Green Bay, too. No wonder there's so many goddamn Packers fans. I'm sitting here like, man, why are there so many Packers fans in the audience? Duh, stupid. They're in Green Bay.
Speaker: They're in Lambeau.
Speaker: Oh, there's a Seahawks fan. That kid does not look old as we hold that seltzer beer. Dude, the Seahawks fan was chanting, go, Pat, go. Go, Pat, He's like, I just don't want to get beat up tonight. It's funny.
Speaker: funny I ain't no dummy. Mama didn't raise no dummy. Yeah, them Cheesehead fans are fucking weird, boy. Yeah. i had My sixth grade teacher was from Wisconsin. He was at Cheesehead.
Speaker: And he used to bring the hat to school. Yeah, he brought the hat to school. And like if it was like your birthday or you got 100 on a test or something, you get to wear the hat or whatever. I don't fucking know. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: I'm good. I'm good, weirdo. Well, I was a Chicago fan already, so it didn't mess well with me. How'd you go from Chicago to Buffalo?
Speaker: I followed Craig Krenzel out of Ohio State to Chicago. That was how became a Chicago fan. And that was when I learned about Brian Urlacher, and then I just stayed with Chicago for a while.
Speaker: But I've always been a Bills fan because of being born there. Yeah. God damn fucking absolute genetic freaking nature. Urlacher. Yeah. or first First jersey I ever bought was a Brian Urlacher jersey.
Speaker: think I used to have an Urlacher jersey. Because I went through a phase in my early, like right around time I got out of high school for a couple years, where I was buying jerseys, or even when I was still in high school, buying jerseys of players that I liked.
Speaker: yeah i had like my I was always a Browns fan, but I had like three Woodson jerseys when he was in Oakland. Yeah. i had I had the black, white, and silver.
Speaker: ah I had Desmond Howard jersey. Dude, how are they going to eat up all the clock time? Because they're green bag.
Speaker: i even had ah I even had me an Eddie George jersey. It was throwback Oilers jersey. There you I liked Eddie. Eddie was awesome.
Speaker: Good Lord, Green Bay. Just fucking Jesus. It ain't that hard. guy yeah do You know they're doing it on purpose because they're in Green Bay. Oh, I know. They're just feeding into the hype, letting everybody just look that fucking sea of green. God damn. Bro.
Speaker: That's too many fucking people there. well
Speaker: Oh, the picks in with like fucking 48 seconds left. wa
Speaker: Well, we are we are eight picks away from seeing Sanders go into the second round. Which makes me nervous because Cleveland has two very early picks.
Speaker: I don't think they'll touch him.
Speaker: No, I think they were going to take him, they would have already taken him. I don't think it would make any sense for them to touch him.
Speaker: Not at this point.
Speaker: One could only hope, my friend.
Speaker: Doesn't Minnesota need a quarterback too? to
Speaker: They still have. They got McCartney. They got JJ. They got JJ. Oh, yeah. They got JJ. and then they ah they yeah that's all the That's all they have is just JJ right now.
Speaker: yeah they're Before he got hurt last season, they were already putting all their chips into the JJ bag.
Speaker: Yeah, that's why they let Darnold go. Oh, God. Who is it?
Speaker: should oh god is it
Speaker: Please give it up for first team all pro pro two time Super Bowl champion. President CEO Mark Murphy.
Speaker: No. This takes too long to do anything.
Speaker: It's not true either. You're an idiot. It would only be better if it was snowing.
Speaker: talking.
Speaker: Yakety yak yak yak.
Speaker: sort of god
Speaker: ah didn't know they were community owned. I didn't know that either. It's kind of neat, actually. ah hate them, but that's kind of neat. need smart
Speaker: Golden.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: Well, that kid's going to have success. Yeah, he is. But he was going to success wherever he went. You can't say that. You can't say that. Because if he had gone to Tennessee or Jacksonville, have been fucked.
Speaker: ah well Well, potentially, yes. yeah
Speaker: Buddy, just so you know, Texas boy, it's cold as shit up there in the wintertime. You gonna find out real quick fuck. Yeah, he is You gonna find out real quick you go fuck around and find out real fast and in a hurry my friend
Speaker: But yeah, man he's he's joining Did I say he was joining
Speaker: Christian Watson. and christian watson lotsson ah Yeah, he's joining Jaden Reed, Christian Watson, and Romeo Dobbs.
Speaker: Who currently... Romeo Dobbs. Yeah, Romeo Dobbs. Did they show you the guy that was holding up the Lombardi Trophy? Just second ago. I didn't see it, but they might have. The guy was holding up a cheer with a Lombardi trophy, right?
Speaker: Right next to him, somebody had a pin on their jersey, said, fuck, I love Chiefs. Nice. Dude, currently, all got they picked all three oh Green Bay's wide receivers are on the IR.
Speaker: Watson's out with an ACL. Reid is out with a shoulder. And Romeo is out. well he He was on concussion protocol. They got Hardman there, too.
Speaker: Nicole Hardman. Yeah. It's a nice wide receiver room to be joined for Tate or for Golden. Otherwise, Golden Tate. Wasn't he a tight end?
Speaker: Yeah, Golden Tate was a tight end. For Detroit. He was with Detroit, and where else was he at? I feel like he was somewhere else, like Seattle, something like that. Maybe he might have been Seattle.
Speaker: No, he a wide receiver, not a tight end. Philly, Philly, that's where.
Speaker: Let's see, you where did he play? Oh, he did play in Seattle. Seattle, Detroit, Philly, New York, and Tennessee. He was actually drafted by Seattle. that's Okay, so I was right on the Seattle thing.
Speaker: I won a Super Bowl ring. That guy was stupid.
Speaker: He said, let me get a Green Bay on three. One, two, three. How about a go, Pat, go? you You got a better response. Yeah, right.
Speaker: if Get out of here, you dude. Dude. Dude.
Speaker: so i good I'm glad that he he got, I mean, late, but I'm glad he got to go in the first. He was a good team. Yeah.
Speaker: you you are That is for sure. Definitely a contender. I mean. right walking down something They've all had that chain, Chris.
Speaker: All of them have had a fucking chain like that.
Speaker: Yeah, i was going to say, Chris, dude, you know how many these guys like have the NIL deals and and all that other stuff? So they've... ah woods and grills Homeboy from fucking Penn State was an old icy boy.
Speaker: He had that shit everywhere. I didn't realize he was a transfer from Houston to Texas. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, Abdul Carter, he had he had necklace, bracelet, watch, teeth. Big asshole fucking... His daddy was the one that had a giant Adidas symbol.
Speaker: Yeah, his dad had the damn Adidas symbol that was bigger than his fucking head.
Speaker: Oh, kirby's Kirby Smart was pissed in that clip. I know. When old boy he fucking got him on a stop-and-go route, Kirby Smart was running before the fucking defender was running because he ran from the get-go.
Speaker: Man, the Vikings weren't playing around. They knew exactly who they were. These guys would shut the fuck up. Yeah, I think this this late in the game, into the draft,
Speaker: with your final eight picks, you would think that they would fly by pretty quick.
Speaker: Because...
Speaker: Let's see who Minnesota picks to fucking react to Green Bay's pick.
Speaker: Watch him take a cornerback. Fine, you want the receiver? We'll get somebody to cover him.
Speaker: Nope. It took Donovan Jackson from Ohio State. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. Beef up the line a little bit. Yep.
Speaker: I
Speaker: check so I wonder. Hold on. Shefty's got breaking news. Houston Trades.
Speaker: The Giants just traded with Houston at 25, so the Giants are back on the clock.
Speaker: like but short
Speaker: Dude. Did he say a quarterback or a cornerback? I thought he said corner. Dude, the Houston Texans... The Houston Texans are stockpiling draft picks for this year.
Speaker: Fuck yeah. like they've made that trade with They made that trade with Cleveland before the draft even started today. So, and they picked up three or four picks just in this one alone.
Speaker: Well, I think they're losing a bunch of guys next season.
Speaker: Yeah, they are stockpiling. They're talking about a quarterback. The Giants need a quarterback. The Giants need a lot. Let's be honest.
Speaker: Yeah. They need a miracle. well Yeah, but the Giants got Russell Wilson and Jameis Wilson. Only on what? A one year? i don't know what their contracts were, but they've got Russ, they've got Jameis, and they've got Tommy DeVito, man. He's a hometown hero. Oh, my God. Tommy DeVito. Fuck him.
Speaker: ah Tommy Pepperoni. He's a local boy, man. Tommy Salami DeVito. Yeah, they signed both Winston and Wilson. no What's going on, Ms. Krista? Didn't see you there. Sorry about that.
Speaker: They signed a one-year contract, Russell did. It's only one year and 10.5.
Speaker: yep yeah Yeah, but so yeah jack see to do back the Giants need to do something about their Because... If they traded up, they would already know who fuck they wanted.
Speaker: Yeah, the Giants need to do something about their defense because last year Tyrone Tracy Jr., their running back, was an absolute monster. I remember you had him on your fantasy team, you fuck.
Speaker: Yeah, when I picked him up, I was told I was a fucking idiot for grabbing him, and Homeboy was ripping off fucking fantasy. He balled, son. He balled. Yeah. um And Malik Nabors went out and balled out last year. so Yeah, he had a hell of a rookie year.
Speaker: Yeah, they might need to they might need to beef up there. Oh, my God, they made a live-action Lilo and Stitch. Yeah, I want to see if It looks super fucking cute. Yeah, does. Everything with Stitch is awesome.
Speaker: Yeah. I haven't been to the movie theater at a hot minute. I might have to try to take the kids. you Let me know because I want to take my girls to see it. so Maybe we can take all the kids and go. You'll see a matinee Saturday or Sunday or something.
Speaker: Definitely.
Speaker: All right. the mar break in If the Giants need a quarterback, they need to go with the Ole Miss quarterback. I'm sorry. He's the best thing left for quarterbacks on the market.
Speaker: Not according to all the drafts. spoken wow I'm so envious of fucking Matt Stafford's wife. Or Matt Stafford.
Speaker: he was going to yeah that. Excuse me. It is everything in me right now to make it to the Bills pick. was that ah Was that what they call a Freudian slip? Yes, we'll go with that.
Speaker: Kelly Stafford for having six kids is smoking hot.
Speaker: if Rick's like, if I could only be Kelly Stafford for one night and lay in bed with Matthew Stafford. If I was Kelly Stafford for one night, I'd lay there and play with myself all night. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Well, let's be honest. If you give us... If I was any chick for one night, I'd play with myself all night. Yeah, any dude would be like... big but Well, if you know I think it would be wise for most guys to...
Speaker: do an anatomy lesson on themselves and figure out parts of the thing. Do you want me to say something highly inappropriate right now? I mean, all of our shows are listed not for kids. So because if I could be a chick for one day for scientific purposes, I would locate where the clitoris is and share with the male population. when Where this is all they tell us and this is we can't find it.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, i don't know. I've never had that problem, too. Thank you. They swear up and down, the guys can't find it. there
Speaker: You can only fake so much. specific Oh, fucking dripping wet my beard is tells me that you didn't fake very well. Yeah.
Speaker: I had that conversation. Who do they get? and I'll pick his in, Sanders. Do you think? I just want to hear the audio of that room so bad.
Speaker: I want to hear. I want to see him go Jackson Dart over Sanders and Sanders follow the second round. Just because I want him to follow the second round. why i people even Look at all the people leaving. They stayed for the Green Bay pick and now they're leaving. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, that place cleared out fast. Holy shit. Holy cow. Or they could throw a monkey wrench in everything and Will Howard gets taken. I don't think he's in the draft.
Speaker: Oh, I know who the Giants pick is. Oh, did it already drop down on your phone? Yep. Oh, they got a D for it. The grade they got is a D.
Speaker: Yes
Speaker: ja da
Speaker: a Sadur Sanders goes to the second fucking round. yaso Yahoo Sports commentary. they They gave him a draft grade at D, and they say the Giants needed a quarterback and traded up for Dart from Ole Miss.
Speaker: This is a pretty big risk for the Giants as their upcoming prospects for the 2025 season, but they needed to fill a spot in their quarterback room. Dart has a long way to go before he's ready for the big-time NFL action.
Speaker: And head coach Brian Daywell might not even be able to see that development through. Well, hell, Atlanta's already, they didn't mess around. They went and and just already got their pick in.
Speaker: Yeah. Los Angeles is like, that's why I said, this late in the game, like, you should already know. You know who's available. You know who's left. Like, what are we what are we doing? now we're just Now you're just doing unnecessary shit.
Speaker: But yeah, I'm with Rick. I'd like to be a fly in that fucking room right now with Sanders. Oh, dude. Dude. That's what I've been saying all fucking night long because, I mean, again, you look at you look at the Rams, they've got Matthew Stavart, Jimmy Garoppolo, and Stetson Bennett in their quarterback room. So they're not going to be looking for a quarterback, one would think.
Speaker: Will Howard is in the draft. Is he? Yeah, he's in the draft. yeah They haven't even mentioned him. Nope. guys still go Good. a Appreciate you, John. yeah man we're we're We're winding down. We've got got like fucking six more picks.
Speaker: I thought the Rams were yeah i thought the waves were just on the clock. Did they trade? They were. bus stuff because atlanta was When I looked on Yahoo saying Atlanta just popped up as the pick goes in.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. When I looked up, it said the Rams pick was in, but...
Speaker: a picture
Speaker: paper Oh, Atlanta. Okay, so they did get the pick from the Rams. Yep. And then Baltimore will be next. Yeah, Baltimore, Detroit, Washington. I don't even know what the fuck Baltimore needs.
Speaker: Don't give them any fucking weapons. They're fucking already loaded. That's what they need to do. Just go the fuck away, Baltimore. Just go the fuck away.
Speaker: you think Do us all a favor. but I think it'd be funny even the second round, Howard would get picked over Sanders. but i would I would die laughing seeing that shit happen. That would be pretty funny. There's been two quarterbacks drafted tonight, Ward and Dart.
Speaker: Yep. yeah i one of them We're projected to go first. Yeah. And Jackson Dart was projected to go second round. Yep. yels
Speaker: But I mean, that would I would literally die. Oh, there it was right there. They just said it. The reason they wanted him is because he's got some of the same traits as Josh Allen in the dual threat combo of arm and leg.
Speaker: And that's Brian Dable's forte right there is having a Josh Allen under his belt. Hell yeah. good let
Speaker: But yeah, that would be like the highlight of the draft weekend if Howard went before Sanders.
Speaker: Listen, it's highlighted for me because he fell out of the first round already. I going to say it was it was highlighted for Derek and I when he didn't go to either one of our teams so far.
Speaker: Well, with the other picks, maybe teams will start moving. You know, then more trades are coming in probably, and that's the scary part. Bill Sims, Phillip Rivers, Daniel Jones, and Jackson Darton. And Rivers is trading for Eli Manning.
Speaker: Eli Manning. Yeah, because Eli Manning threw a fit and said he was not going to go to the Giants.
Speaker: Yep. And Rivers did. well No, Eli said he wasn't going to one the Chargers. Eli said he wasn't going to the Chargers. He threw a fit and said he wasn't going to San Diego. Two biggest busts, Johnny Manziel and Phillip Rivers. Phillip Rivers wasn't a bust.
Speaker: He had a very, very good career. He didn't win a ring, but he yeah he had a pretty good and successful career. But fucking Johnny Manziel, what a piece of shit.
Speaker: James Pierce Jr., edge rush out of Tennessee.
Speaker: Not familiar with that name, but all right.
Speaker: Golly, man. My Facebook will tell me all about it if it was any good tomorrow.
Speaker: So Atlanta has took a linebacker, Jalen Walker, and then they just got James Pierce, an edge rusher, in the first round. So they're starting to build up their defense again.
Speaker: Yeah, and the Giants, you know, I got to say, shout out to the Giants, man. They got Abdul Carter with a third pick, and then they just picked up Jackson Dart for the future. You know, like you guys said, Jameis and Russ are only there for a year currently, so you're playing him for the future.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: I'm so excited about Mason coming to Cleveland. chin um shit
Speaker: All right, Baltimore, just tell your fucking picks and nobody gives a... Henderson, back up for King Henry. Looks like I was seeing the field.
Speaker: I know, but still, just just saying. was going to say, Baltimore has... They've got a decent backup running back. Yeah, let me...
Speaker: take ah Take a peek at this disgusting fucking roster that Baltimore has. I want to know where the fuck Chubb ends up, Landon. Baltimore. You know what?
Speaker: Baltimore only has Derrick Henry listed as the only running back. What? Yep. yep Yeah, he's their only running back.
Speaker: Chubb's going to go to fucking Baltimore. Just... just
Speaker: And they'll then they'll put Chubb and and Henry in the backfield together with Lamar Jackson, and they'll just do whatever the fuck they want, whenever they want, however they want. Yeah. Well, but they so far buffalo so far, I'm not mad about the Falcons' picks. Stack the trenches and let's do this. Yeah, that's what I said. The Falcons made made a couple pretty good picks, man.
Speaker: I'm not upset with it for them. It's crazy. It's crazy looking on on this lineup, man, for this draft, how much defenses actually went this year.
Speaker: It's insane. Well, that's that's what Rick and I were talking. When we first started talking about the and NFL draft, we said it was going to be a defense-heavy. there There wasn't a lot of, like, big-name skill position players coming out.
Speaker: Yeah, true. So we Rick and I both ah agreed and thought that it would be – a very defense heavy draft the first round. And and it has been, I think, I think round two, we're going to see some more of the offensive skill players go tomorrow night. We'll start to see them kind of unload. um You know, you still got Scadaboo out there. Yeah. You still got, um,
Speaker: Will Howard's out there. so Sanders jekins is out there. Yeah, Jenkins is out there. Henderson is out there. and Yeah, there's still some heavy hitters out there. So I think mil Milrose is still floating around for anybody who wants to wants to take that bust.
Speaker: Yeah. So, I mean, there's still there's still players out there offensively. But, yeah, this is this I think i think next next year's draft class, we'll we'll see it opposite. We'll see the turnaround where the offense will.
Speaker: Did you see the in the headline news on yeah ESPN app today, Glick, that the NCAA football technically got their first n NIL trade deal between UCLA and Tennessee?
Speaker: They swapped quarterbacks. Wait, what happened with Hoosawatsi, did you see? Tennessee. Oh, go ahead. No, what were saying? What did you say? Tennessee, Tennessee and UCLA made history supposedly by the ESPN app being the first two schools in the NIL era to do a quarterback trade with each other. Tennessee's.
Speaker: quarterback that kicked off the team is going to UCLA and UCLA's quarterbacks coming to Tennessee. They weren't going to pay him $4 million dollars like he wanted. UCLA only paid him $900,000.
Speaker: He wasn't worth the $4 million he was asking for. UCLA only paid him $900,000. Right. He wasn't even worth the million to them. So, fuck that. That dude was being greedy bitch and it bit him in the ass.
Speaker: Yep.
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Speaker: I think the NIL has been a plus, but it's also been a fucking curse for college football.
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Speaker: e Yes. It's a 50-50 thing. Mm-hmm. fifty thing
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Speaker: I want to see what Belichick's going to do in North Carolina. see
Speaker: I'm curious, too. Sorry, got that. really am. but but moneydy of mind he's like i but but ah He's like, I just got in. Is is the draft still on? like, yeah. He's like, is Graham any good?
Speaker: was like, itating yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, I think... I think Belichick's going to change that football program around as much as I hate fucking Belichick, but that man's a fucking coaching genius.
Speaker: Well, the thing about it with Belichick going to North Carolina is he's going to be able to recruit on his name and his name alone. People are going to want to come. right Oh, fuck. Yeah.
Speaker: Which could be a blessing. Right. Yeah. right yeah i mean I mean, you get some players in there that are you know top tier and fit his style coaching and stuff, but hell, how long of a line are you going to have? Look at Ohio State, Michigan, and all them with all this talent. talent Some of them don't even get to see the fucking field because they're so goddamn deep.
Speaker: You know what mean? Well, that's why the transfer portal is so crazy in the offseason because look at yours. Yeah. look at look at yours yeah you know He knew he wasn't going to play in Ohio State. and Ohio State was stupid for that because he went to Texas and he's been a starter there and he's been killing him. He's made mc he's made a Manning look like shit. Bravens pick Malachi Starks out of Georgia. Safety.
Speaker: All right. We'll back up in the backfield. Hey, they're kind of following the suit with ah ed like Ed Reed. Yeah. yeah
Speaker: I don't care. They still don't need no more fucking weapons. Period. On either side of the damn ball. All guys. I'm not going to make it. I got to go. I got to get it. right, Rick. Have a good one. Be safe tomorrow, man. You're two picks away, Rick.
Speaker: You're two picks away. I'll catch it while I'm in the bed, but I'm not. No, bro. You were on your way later than expected you be, man. We'll see you Sunday, bro. Unless you pull up Saturday.
Speaker: Have a good day, man. Later. Go Bills. See Bob. Bills. Ah. Yeah, I didn't plan on staying on for the whole draft, but, you know, we're we're here.
Speaker: I'll figure I'll stay on, and then I'll take my happy ass to bed. Fuck you, you hijacking show, bitch. oh right You goofy ass no-show doing, son of a bitch.
Speaker: oo I got to work. oh got to do my show at midnight. just Just kidding. Not going to a show. Shut up.
Speaker: I've been doing pretty good here lately other than one week.
Speaker: I would, I would die laughing though. If what you said, the bills end up taking Sanders as a backup for Alan this round, just to take them off the fucking board.
Speaker: um' I'm just saying, man, I'm,
Speaker: I don't know who the Bills' backup quarterback is right off the top of my head, but there's no reason to know who he is because um know its it's it's it's it's a it's Mitch Trubisky.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. he Yeah, they don't need nobody behind him then. They're all right. Yeah. Trubisky's not great. He's not good. But Allen stays relatively pretty healthy.
Speaker: he stays pretty healthy. and
Speaker: Lions pick is in. Lions said, we ain't fucking playing around. Get this goofy bastard off stage. All right. We're ready. Lions like, we're ready. Don't even leave the stage, Goodell.
Speaker: you Hopefully the Lions add some more to their defensive side of the ball. Give Hutchins some more help. Yeah, well, Hutchins will be healthy next year, man.
Speaker: He's ready to come back. Look out. We all know he's a poor. Well, period. Look out for a healthy Detroit Lions next season.
Speaker: The NFC is in fucking trouble.
Speaker: h They stay healthy all next year. Look the fuck out.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, they had some injuries that kind of... and It plagued them.
Speaker: Yeah, put a little bit of a ah damper on their on their schedule or on their season. But I'll tell you what, they still grinded it out and did what they did, though, man. I will give them that. But, yeah, can you imagine that team at full strength, though, ah on both sides of the ball? Holy shit.
Speaker: Dude, Ohio State fans, I swear to God, have got to be the softest group of crybabies I've ever seen in the world. They're already complaining. What are you worrying about now? They're crying. This dude put on Twitter,
Speaker: Oh, no. i been his His name's Ohio State from Barstool. What was it? Barstool Tate. Oh, no. I thought the trade was going to get us Will Campbell.
Speaker: Don't tell me we're going to get the guy who called Jack Sawyer an Ohio State pussy. Fuck. And somebody commented, wow, I'm no longer a Browns fan. King Buckeye, the King Buckeye. Jack Sawyer was a pussy.
Speaker: The dude didn't do anything. And four years that he was at Ohio State, he had one mediocre, decent season. And the only reason anybody knows who is what his name is is because he acted like a bitch when you got smoked at home when you were a 20-point favorite over Michigan, and they embarrassed you and made you look stupid.
Speaker: I know. Get over yourself, soft eyes.
Speaker: The Ohio State soft eyes. Fuck you.
Speaker: maybe ah Maybe I ought to jump on the bandwagon and be a crybaby like everybody else. Yeah. Probably.
Speaker: ah buddy mine asked me today, he's like, what do you think about Will Howard in the NFL? I said, I think he's going to be like every other Ohio State quarterback in the NFL.
Speaker: and With the exception of homeboy out in Houston. Stroud. Yeah, Stroud's the only one. He's like, you mean national champion Will Howard? I'm like, you mean didn't win a Big Ten championship, still lost to Michigan at home?
Speaker: Will Howard? Yeah. Howard, honestly, Howard will be he'll be a good backup for anybody. that If you look at Howard's stats, he had one...
Speaker: had one good season, and it was last year. but The other three years in his college career were just... When he was at K-State, he was an average quarterback.
Speaker: That's all he was. He was average. It was like, man you did your job. You got out there and did what you needed her to do, but you weren't like... There ain't going to be... I'm sorry, there ain't going to be nobody. and and I want Taliq Williams out of Ohio State. Defensive tackle goes to Detroit.
Speaker: No shit. Oh, man. If I'm a Michigan fan, had I also like Detroit. I'm not going to be a fan of Detroit anymore because they brought in a Buckeye.
Speaker: I don't like Detroit now because there's a Buckeye player playing for him. Fuck you. home He's a traitor. He's not a Buckeye anymore. I'll be honest with you. God rest his soul. I think Haskins could have been something if the shit didn't happen with him, man.
Speaker: He was, uh, he would, I think Haskins would have been the, on the right team. He could have been, know, he was, I mean, could have been, Tomlin could have worked some magic with him. I i think Haskins would have been more like, uh,
Speaker: like a journeyman backup, you know, like Case Keenum and the Keenum bros. Like, they're good when they get the opportunity to play. You know what i mean? Right. But he's not your number one go-to guy. Yeah.
Speaker: He's not a CJ Shroud. Shroud has been the best quarterback to come out of Ohio State, period. He broke the curse of the quarterbacks for the Buckeyes in the NFL, man. He's the most successful quarterback, and he always will be.
Speaker: Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Now, we're talking running backs and some wide receivers, they were we we're there. Now, defensive side of the ball, it's kind of a – here lately, it's been kind of a flop on a lot of the defensive side.
Speaker: There were studs in college, and they were a fucking joke. Goldston was one of them. um Yeah. What's his face for... Ended up going to Washington.
Speaker: Don't hear shit about him no more. Oh, ah yeah Young? Yeah. Yeah. He was another one. I mean, he had his couple His first couple years, he was he was pretty good. He used was a fucking monster.
Speaker: um but But I mean, but but he got bit by that injury plague and it's like he fucking just gave up, man. He he never got that swagger back. Now, I'll tell you a guy that would have been if it wasn't for his fucking neck injury and, of course, playing for them.
Speaker: Chase Young. Yeah. Yep. I think he's still playing. is he He's in San Francisco. i thought he was in New Orleans.
Speaker: No, yes, you're right. New Orleans. That's right. Yeah, he got he got traded to New Orleans. he He spent one year in San Francisco. and i take him Last year, he went to the Saints. I'll tell you one that was a stud for the Saints.
Speaker: That's another one, God rest his soul, was fucking Will Smith, defensive end for the Saints. He was a fucking animal. do and And he was one of the nicest guys in the world. When I was working for Two Minute in a Truck, shortly after he got drafted, we moved we moved him and his fiancée out of their apartment their house that he bought when he got drafted there in Columbus.
Speaker: nicest fucking guy in the world. Even when the guys ratted me out as a Michigan fan, he was like, and he's like i didn't grow up in Ohio State. Yeah, he was yeah I was going to say. he he And then then the interviews they used to do with him, man, he was the most chillest dude.
Speaker: And for what happened to him was fucking stupid, man. It's just fucking dumb.
Speaker: Cats and Warrior was one of the biggest flops on the decent defensive side of the ball.
Speaker: What did happen? He had fucking neck problems is what hurt him. I moved Katzenmoyer's sister when I worked at Tuma in a truck, and Andy was there, and I got to wear his Super Bowl ring.
Speaker: That was pretty close. It did not fit. I was going to say, he's a Westerville North coach now. Yeah, Andy was there. atrorata his His sister, what did she play? Tennis or something like that?
Speaker: Oh, no shit. And we we were moving her um and And Andy was there, and he was cool as hell. Here's another one. He was cool as shit, man.
Speaker: Super nice guy. I'm trying to look. What happened to Will Smith? He got murdered. Oh, yeah, that's right. He did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: ah was trying to look. I couldn't remember what happened to him. Another one that I thought was cool that I actually met in person, A.J. Hawk was actually a pretty cool fucking dude. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Him and Clay Matthews anchored that Green Bay defense for a lot of years, man. They were the 10 brothers up there in Green Bay. Who was it that was there at Ohio State at the same time A.J. was there?
Speaker: Played for the Cowboys. Bobby Carpenter. Yeah, Bobby. Oh, good old Bobby Carpenter. I got to meet both of them when I worked at Ohio when i worked at ohio State at the Med Center.
Speaker: They were in one of my buildings. Yeah, they were doing some kind of training or something in physical therapy, sports medicine or something. I can't remember what it was. Bobby bobby was a stud. He was a stud player, too.
Speaker: Yeah, i can't remember what they were doing there, but it was in the offseason. They were already in the NFL. But they came through and and got to got to meet them. I actually got on the elevator when I was on it. And it was Michigan week, and I had my Michigan hat on and my Ohio State uniform because I was working at the med center at the time. Right.
Speaker: and And they started fucking with me. They were monsters. They started fucking with me. And I recognized AJ right off the bat. But then I got to sit down and bullshit with him for a little bit. Super nice guys. They did bust my balls a lot.
Speaker: for being a Michigan fan working at Ohio state, but, uh, what's his name? Uh, that was, uh, the commanders with the 29th overall draft pick takes Josh Connerly jr. Defensive tackle or offensive offensive tackle, uh, out of Oregon.
Speaker: I can't tell that's an O or D.
Speaker: But, uh, Was it Greg Oden? Dude was like 18 and he looked like he was like 45, but he was constantly injured in the NBA. He rehabbed him. we Really?
Speaker: yeah Yeah, he only played one year. He played his freshman year at Ohio State. And I see here they went to the Final Four and got their asses blown out in the national championship by Florida. Yeah. ah Well, looky there. Hello, Michael.
Speaker: What up, brother? How was trivia? ah It got canceled. It's too nice here, man. The weather's so nice, everyone's outside cooking out and shit and having a good time. Ah, fuck. So, I did not have a trivia.
Speaker: A buddy of mine passed yesterday. i'm not trying to bring your mood down, but a buddy mine passed yesterday. A few us got together and ah did some commemorative shots and just sat around and told little big, dumb animal stories.
Speaker: It's hilarious that you call yourself a big, dumb animal because I've always called him that. My younger, dumb, much uglier brother.
Speaker: Yeah, no, man, I've seen that on Facebook. Sorry to hear about that. You guys have been losing friends left and right up there. bro get out while you can. I'm a fucking black widow. Apparently. i like i but ah I'm going to take your admin rights away from you and block your number. If was in your house, your whole family's in danger.
Speaker: Yeah, right. I got to go spray Lysol. What did the Browns do with the second pick? How'd they fuck it up? Well, first and foremost, they traded down to the fifth pick and gave the number two pick to the Jaguars. We got a few extra picks.
Speaker: We got a first round pick next year from the Jags. And the Jags took Travis Hunter. And then at number five, the Cleveland Browns came in and shocked the world and made me come out of my chair.
Speaker: because they picked up meson Mason Graham out of Michigan, a defensive end, and to partner up with Miles Garrett. Is he an edge rusher or a mauler?
Speaker: He is. think he's in it I think he's an edge. Maybe he's a tackle. He's an edge rusher. Edge rusher is like the speed guys, right? Yeah.
Speaker: And then your your big swim guys are just ah dude's like Reggie White. He would just throw you out of his way and rip your asshole out. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. Mason Graham is a defensive tackle. So he's going to, they could literally line him up right beside Miles Garrett.
Speaker: And those two will eat. They're going to take so many quarterbacks lunch money this season. It's going to be great. It's going to be great to watch. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, people can run.
Speaker: yeah And it's going to be great to watch Mason and and Miles do their thing this year. Well, not only that, but you also have to remember, already on our roster, defensive line-wise,
Speaker: um
Speaker: they've got Malik Collins at left tackle, Jawan Briggs, ah do and then they've got...
Speaker: mr Oh, did we get rid of him?
Speaker: Oak Bowl. Oak Bowl.
Speaker: So our defensive line is going to be scary in Cleveland this year. Okanjobi got tossed last year or the year before. oh no, not Okanjobi. It's Okaranjobi.
Speaker: it's it's ah ok qran ah rocko I don't know. His first name is Ogbo. ah Yeah, so, I mean, our pens line our defensive line is it's pretty stacked.
Speaker: Dude, for the last five, six years, they've had a lot of depth at defensive line. Bogajobi was not a bad defensive tackle. People gave him a lot of shit. Yeah, and then we still have Delpit, Newsome, and Joker in the backfield, and i believe... Oh, yeah, Denzel Ward is there, too. So...
Speaker: um our cornerbacks and safeties and stuff like that. but Our defense could potentially be very scary this year. Cross them fingers, son. Don't you go cursing us like that.
Speaker: Put on my Miles Garrett. See, I wore the lucky Miles Garrett jersey for the draft tonight so they didn't fuck up the draft, and they haven't fucked up the draft yet. My favorite thing about the Browns defense watching Michael Dean Perry play right out there with ah but him. It's just awesome we' seeing the two of them together on the edges.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I'll tell you what I did a couple shots I'm going to say lot of dumb shots you'll be alright I'll tell you what the greatest highlight of the draft tonight is the fact that we are at the 30th pick with Buffalo and Shadir Sanders is still sitting in the back waiting to be picked he has not gotten picked who the hell is this guy Now, I'm going to be honest with you, instead of being a liar face, I have not been watching any draft information, any draft news.
Speaker: I'm too busy on the weekends. I have a hard time because I play pool on Sundays watching football games. What is that player? Is he Barry Sanders' kid? He's Deion Sanders' son out of Colorado. on beyond so and And he was projected to go...
Speaker: At one point, he was projected to go number one, and then he started to slide and the in the mock drafts, and Deion Sanders came out, I can't remember whose show it was, and said that the NFL is racist, and if he was a white quarterback, he wouldn't be, ah he wouldn't slide.
Speaker: There's only been two quarterbacks drafted in the first round, and it was Cam Ward out of Miami and Jackson Dart out of Ole Miss. How can you go wrong with a quarterback named Dart?
Speaker: Throwing darts, Jackson Darts! Woo! It's been a very defensive, heavy first round.
Speaker: Well,
Speaker: but it's because the NFL realizes defenses win championships.
Speaker: Well, I mean, you could be the Kansas City Chiefs and just pay off the refs. I don't win any championships, too. Oh, you're not one of them, are you? Come on, bro.
Speaker: I'm buying into the conspiracy. mom
Speaker: who Who was the um the wrestling ah ah referee that went heel and turned into a wrestler? Who was that? He'd screw everybody over on and then they brought him in for WrestleMania. Yeah, he was a WCW guy. oh Maxwell Hairston, cornerback, going to Buffalo.
Speaker: What was his damn name? He was a WCW guy. and virow this was know It was dude. It was WWF. Bobby the Brain Heenan was still ah doing shows with Gorilla Monsoon on USA. Oh, and oh wow.
Speaker: Shit. I know who you're talking about. Hang on. He had that scruffy-looking beard. He wore the ref shirt when he wrestled.
Speaker: speak this is been Nice.
Speaker: So why are the why are these yeah why are the Bills drafting a quarterback? What's wrong with Josh Allen? No, a cornerback. Oh, I thought you said quarterback. No, not a quarterback.
Speaker: Corner.
Speaker: Yeah, nothing's wrong with Josh Allen. We were talking about that earlier.
Speaker: Browns could have had him, but he wasn't good enough. we We took to Sean Geiser.
Speaker: Yeah. We're going to to deal with that state for a long fucking time. I mean, the great thing about it was the Deshaun Watson deal at least wiped the Johnny Manziel bonus off of our record because nobody ever, everybody done forgot about Johnny Manziel now because we got the Deshaun Watson. fucking I said Deshaun Kaiser.
Speaker: I believe he was out the same year that Josh Allen was out. That's the we took him in it. When Hugh Jackson's here, baby, that was his guy, Deshaun Kaiser, and he ate fucking shit.
Speaker: Dude threw more picks than receptions, let alone touchdowns. One boy is a human interception machine. Deshaun Kaiser, he came from, I want to say, Notre Dame.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, freaking forgot all about him. He's terrible. he They fired him when they fired Duke Jackson. He got traded off to ah not why the hell would he go out Green Bay. He went to gay went to Green Bay. and he spent and That famous game where um right toward the end of the second our first half, the homeboy went out with his knee.
Speaker: Went to the Jets. Who's that guy? um Help me. sort char to He went to the Jets from the... yeah Fuck, man. He took over for Brett Favre.
Speaker: Rodgers? Yes, yes, yes. Rodgers. Rodgers. He got knocked out toward the end of the first half. He got knocked out toward the end of the first half. Deshaun Kizer went in there and threw two interceptions in three fucking plays.
Speaker: So he got all drugged up. He got all drugged up at halftime and went back out and won that football game because he knew he could not leave it in Deshaun Kizer's hands. by i i did i gotta be house I totally forgot about Deshaun Kizer.
Speaker: He's totally unrememberable. And after that game, he got fucking fired. No more Deshaun Kaiser. Back up. check out Check out his career stats. So he was in Green Bay.
Speaker: He was in Oakland. And then he was also in Tennessee. He was in the league for six years. Or I'm sorry, four years. How many actual fucking downs did he play after Cleveland? He he threw 11 touchdowns and 24 interceptions in his career. ah talk He threw for 3,000.
Speaker: 3,081 yards. He did have a completion percentage of 53.1. A passer rating of 58. It doesn't count when it's on the other team, though. A passer rating of 58.9. He had rushing yards and five rushing touchdowns.
Speaker: Wow. He was terrible. He could not read a defense.
Speaker: Yeah. Deshaun's my guy. sean's my guy The quarterback whisperer going, dude, that shit? He fucking sucked. But to be fair, Hugh Jackson didn't get a fair shake. I mean, Hugh came in to be a sacrificial lamb, which is fucked up. Why would you waste a good coach like that?
Speaker: eight
Speaker: Yeah, he yeah he came in total shitshow. But at least the Haslams have settled down with, like, shaking up everything all the time. I think that's been one of the things that's been beneficial-ish to...
Speaker: the organization because we're not seeing, well, we're trying not to see a rotating door of quarterbacks. but so Well, not even just the quarterbacks, but the coaching staffs too. Yeah, the coaching staff. coach no coachs got more than two fucking years.
Speaker: They wanted instant wins and say, dude, you cannot tear it down to the fucking studs and then be in the playoffs two years later. You can't do that. so there Not with their money, not with the way they do it anyway. Josh Allen was in the 2018 draft class
Speaker: Kaiser was in the 2017 draft class. Let's see who who all was in that draft of 2017. That one kid that went to Denver.
Speaker: He wasn't terrible, but he had no line. ah you know who Browns picked with their first overall pick that year?
Speaker: It wasn't Deshaun Kaiser. He was like their second pick. They got two in the top five that year, I think.
Speaker: No, they're... Would that have been the year they picked up ah the big man? ah Number one overall pick, 2017, was the man himself, Mr. Miles Garrett.
Speaker: That's what thought. Yep. My favorite Miles Garrett moment, taking off his helmet and trying to kill another guy with it. It was awesome. i have I have a picture frame of it. And then 2017, the 2017 draft class in the first round for the Browns was sick.
Speaker: Miles Garrett, number one, Number 25, Jabril Peppers out of Michigan. Number 29 out of Miami, David Njoku.
Speaker: He turned into a pretty solid tight end, man. Oh, he still is. They didn't take you they didn't take they didn't take Kaiser until the 52nd overall pick in the second round that year.
Speaker: who were the Who were the top five picks in that year? Because I know two quarterbacks went way early. That's what I'm looking to see right now, what quarterbacks went. ah Mitchell Trubisky went number two.
Speaker: And you know who went number 10 in that draft class?
Speaker: Oh, Patty Mahomes. Oh, wow. And two picks after Patrick Mahomes was Deshaun Watson.
Speaker: Huh.
Speaker: Wow, wow, wow. so So, yeah, you... So they had three first-round picks and spent none on a quarterback. Yep, exactly. That's pretty brainy. i mean, Miles Garrett was an excellent choice. Don't get me wrong there, but fuck.
Speaker: but they What was their next pick after the number one overall? Didn't they have three first-round picks that year? Yeah, they picked up Jabril Peppers in the first round, and then they picked up David Njoku. David Njoku's still on the team.
Speaker: Yeah. ah we're They didn't have two in the top 10, though? three No, no, For some reason that year had two picks in the top five. Maybe they traded one of them down.
Speaker: I don't recall. I'm trying to look and see. That's not paying attention to football still back then. I just don't have the time anymore. I love the game, but I'd rather play it than watch it first.
Speaker: Oh. We had Kevin Hogan, Cody Kessler, and Deshaun Kaiser as our quarterbacks in 2017.
Speaker: ah caslow Cody Kessler. ah USC, I believe?
Speaker: ah Yes, USC. Third round. ninety three very you ti He tied to a Tagalavo that year. I believe that was the big quarterback that year, too, for the most offensive player of the week in the Civic Conference.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah, we drafted him back. Cleveland drafted Kessler and and in the 2016 draft in the third round. And then Kevin Hogan.
Speaker: Well, I barely remember that name. ah It sounds similar, but I don't remember him doing shit. It was always the third guy, always or some shit. he would they Cleveland drafted him in the fifth round of 2016.
Speaker: Homeboy's still playing football. He plays for the San Antonio Bramos in the UFL. Who's
Speaker: that really funny? I'm looking at these damn old-ass Cleveland Browns stats. Not paying attention. Philadelphia.
Speaker: They picked up ah Jihad Campbell, linebacker out of Alabama.
Speaker: Jihad? Yeah, man. yeah jiha yeah man
Speaker: yeah on the workout And now Kansas City is on the clock and their pick is in
Speaker: oh And then rolling in into tomorrow, man. Tomorrow night, Cleveland's got two early picks.
Speaker: We've got the
Speaker: they have the until they decide to trade them away on some dumb shit. They've got the number one pick in the second round and the number four pick in the second.
Speaker: yeah they They only do the first round of today? I thought they did the first two rounds on the first day. No, they just do the first the first round today, and I think round two and three is tomorrow because they'll start That's what I've got to matter.
Speaker: Yeah. That and they also got the 36th whatever round pick two out of that ordeal with Jacksonville plus next year's pick.
Speaker: Yeah, so they got 16th pick in the sixth round, the 28th pick in the fifth round, 24th pick in the fourth round this year. They got the third pick and the 30th pick in the third round and the first and fourth in the second.
Speaker: um And then next year they'll have a good way to catch a sleeper or two. Yeah. And then they have two next year, looking forward to next year, they have two first round picks because they got Jacksonville's first round pick in that trade that they made.
Speaker: this That'll probably be the number one probably be the number one draft pick next year the way Jacksonville's playing. Yeah. and prince
Speaker: So Chiefs picks her at Jesus God. Can we take any longer? Getting this cat on stage.
Speaker: You know, goddamn Roger Goodell's hurting like a motherfucker at the end of the draft. All these big ass fucking monsters picking him up and hugging him and shaking him. in yeah how How bad was the boo for Roger Goodell this year?
Speaker: don't i didn't I didn't hear it. I had my volume turned down. don't want my PB bleeding through, but I'm sure it was... but know I don't know about this year, but last year and the year before, there was a Vegas prop bet on how long the boo would last when O'Rodger Goodell took the stage.
Speaker: Yeah, I remember that. But they're in Wisconsin this year, and you know people in Wisconsin are extremely unnecessarily friendly. So they probably cheered him. Just not to hurt his feelings.
Speaker: Chiefs been buried. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, my God. Let's go. The Chiefs, I remember when they used to call it the War Room.
Speaker: Did they have to be, like, PC and change it to the draft room and not the War Room anymore?
Speaker: get three All these good-be bastards standing around here.
Speaker: It used to be the Secretary of War. Now it's the Secretary of Defense. Yeah. You don't want to see like an aggressor. okay it The 32nd pick in the 2025 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs have selected referee Mike Jones.
Speaker: Really? really
Speaker: It can't be that they've got a solid team. No, I can't be. Well, I mean, to be honest with you, their team is ass. Patrick Mahomes is not as good of a quarterback as he's played up to be. Well, I don't know how you can say that.
Speaker: Travis Kelsey, I mean, i think i think age is starting. Last season, Travis, I don't know if it's age or Taylor, but Travis seemed to be missing a step last year. What's the age of Taylor?
Speaker: She's wearing him out. Yeah. Yeah. um Yeah, i try they have had some studs roll through Kansas City. There's no doubt about it. That damn lineman they have, i think his name's Chris Jones.
Speaker: That son of a bitch. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: There are you.
Speaker: ah What schools did the two quarterbacks come from again? One was ah what was it missing Mississippi State, Ole Miss. Yeah, one came from Ole Miss, Jackson Dart to the Giants, and the number one overall pick was Cam Ward out of Miami.
Speaker: Miami, Florida. And with the last pick of tonight's draft, the Kansas City Chiefs have taken Josh Simmons, an offensive tackle, out of Ohio State.
Speaker: How many Ohio State players in the first round versus Michigan? Four? I think they both had four. Yeah. Ty's like kissing sister.
Speaker: yeah You sound like you speak from experience. I'm not saying a bad thing. Mason Graham, Michigan, he went fifth. Colston Loveland, he went tenth.
Speaker: Kenneth Grant went 13th out Michigan.
Speaker: So Michigan had three that went and then Ohio state had, um, four that went, but all three, all all three of, uh, Michigan's players went in the, uh,
Speaker: in the top 10. so
Speaker: for me and me community Who won the national championship? Shut up. Shut up. Who won the game? Shut up. Who won the most important game in college football?
Speaker: but I didn't think they belonged there. Is that wrong of me to say that as a fan? Who didn't belong where? Three losses, man. That's just, I thought a little shaft you put them in.
Speaker: Ohio State? Yeah, didn't they have three losses this past year and then they ended up winning the whole thing? think too Yeah, they lost to what? Oregon and they lost to Michigan.
Speaker: you should have They should have fallen down in the rankings a lot more because they did lose to I believe Michigan was unranked and you lost at home and you were a 20 point favor and you didn't even win the Big Ten championship because you weren't even qualified to go.
Speaker: agree I know they lost that Oregon game. I was not impressed with quarterback. But that is the joy of the new college football playoff system. That is, you rank in the top 12, you get in. And and know know Alabama fans were really butthurt that Alabama didn't get in.
Speaker: But you know what happened to Alabama? They got the same fate that they were dealt last year. And that was losing to Michigan. we we We ended 2024 kicking Alabama's ass. And they ended and they began 2025 kicking Alabama's ass. was a great year to be a Michigan Wolverine fan.
Speaker: a great year to be a not Alabama fan. My two favorite teams, my two favorite college teams are Ohio State, Buckeyes, and whoever's playing Alabama. Yeah. i think i can Outside of the Ohio State thing, the Alabama thing, I can get on board with it. I can't stand them fuckers.
Speaker: I can't stand them fuckers. I don't even hate Ohio State. That's the thing. Like, I can respect the team, but also – Like, everybody's on Will Howard's nuts, and I'm like, he's not even that great of a quarterback.
Speaker: No, I'm not impressed. Everybody thought Jack Sawyer was the greatest thing since sliced bread, and he had one good season, and it was last year, and it wasn't even that good. The only reason anybody knew his name was because he threw a fit like a two-year-old after they got embarrassed at home by mission.
Speaker: but That's a cool name, too, Jackson Sawyer. That guy is slay the ass. Yeah, that is cool. My name Jackson Sawyer. Drop him.
Speaker: He probably gets him pregnant it just by dropping his name.
Speaker: The committee in here is about to go up. Jackson is on the scene.
Speaker: Shador still undrafted. Round one in the books and Colorado quarterback Deion Sanders' son doesn't have a team. That is the Yahoo Sports headline.
Speaker: is he yeah does Does he ball out or is he just average? He's not even average. he play he's He's the son of an of an amazing player. yeah Yeah, then he's got the Sanders name and his daddy hyped him up all the place. i mean he He played for Colorado. They play a ah pretty fluff schedule at the end of the day. There's really no competition and and he's all hype.
Speaker: I think I think he if he and now I hate this because Yahoo Sports says Shiger Sanders goes unselected in the first round of the 2025 NFL draft.
Speaker: Will he go to the Browns to start day two? No. Jesus, Mother Mary and Joseph. No. like There's got to be another quarterback out there available. I haven't been paying attention at all to anything in the offseason.
Speaker: What's happening in the quarterback room in Cleveland? Well, we have the the lovely Kenny Pickett. We still have, or they have, I should say, they still have the ever amazing and fantastic Deshaun Watson.
Speaker: Amazingly lame.
Speaker: And I was just going to say, they did make a nice move that I was very excited for, and they brought Joe Flacco back. hu So... ah
Speaker: Maybe you can throw a few touchdowns before his shoulder falls off. Yeah, maybe. That dude's older than me.
Speaker: ah But, i mean he I mean, he's still he's still playing. He's still playing a decent ball. How old is Joe Flacco? Oh, shit. Joe Flacco's only 40. Only 40? only
Speaker: In quarterback years, that's 272. Well, you also have to remember that he started his career and spent most... I think he spent... Yeah, he spent most of his year in in Baltimore. yeah ah Baltimore for four years. I take that back. Baltimore for four years. He was in Denver for one.
Speaker: He was in New York. He was at the Jets for four years, but I think he was a backup for the Jets. Yeah, he only played in... In the four years he was there, he played in...
Speaker: I'm sorry, three years. He played 12 games in three years combined. So he was definitely a backup and and in New York. And he was definitely a backup in Denver. He played half the season.
Speaker: So... che one
Speaker: ah And then he only played in five games in Cleveland when he when he was there the first time.
Speaker: so <unk>t it I'm excited to have him back. I mean, a little bit of an excitement in the quarterback room, but I just don't know. and don't know what.
Speaker: At 40, is it that exciting? I mean, really? He's a confident player. He had a great fun Super Bowl. Considering what Cleveland has in their quarterback room and Deshaun Watson and and fucking Kenny Pickett, yeah, Joe Flacker's pretty exciting. At the end of the day, yeah. It's hard to say that.
Speaker: at the end of the day yeah and let's head to say that Serious question. What do you think was going on in that front office when they mortgaged so many picks and shit for a dude who sat out an entire year and that they knew, knew was illegal trouble?
Speaker: you Somebody was ah heavily medicated on illegal drugs. I just don't get it, man. Why the hell did they let fucking fire in the belly go? That kid's fucking great. I love that kid. I was so pissed off when they let Baker Mayfield go. Like, that was my dude. I loved him in college, and when we drafted him, I was excited, man. That kid gave everything to Cleveland and brought a new standard to the to the locker room, and the guys got behind him, and the guys loved playing with him playing with him.
Speaker: It's just like, Well, I love the post-game interviews, right? If he had a bad game, he didn't have a problem saying it was me. and all It all comes back to me. He took responsibility. He was a fucking man.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, that's the one in your locker room. I just don't understand why the hell they... I still get it, man. Yeah, he was a little short, but the kid played like a fucking 12-foot-tall goddamn fire giant, man. That fucker was a beast. Well, you know what? The last two seasons that he's been down in Tampa Bay, they've won the NFC South, and they've gone to the playoffs.
Speaker: Has nothing do with the quarterback probably, huh? No, nothing want to do with Baker Mayfield throwing 500 plus yards a game. and you be fair no He had one year had one year to sit behind and learn from not the GOAT, in my opinion, but a great quarterback.
Speaker: You know what I mean? The kid plays at a whole other level. I mean, he plays phenomenally. And Tampa's loving him. And he loves it. I mean, the city of Tampa.
Speaker: have embraced him and, and like, he's like, Hey, well, nowhere, bitches, you know? But, um, but yeah, that's the thing you brought in Deshaun Watson. You, you gave up a million draft picks. You, you gave him all of this guaranteed money.
Speaker: Dude's been there three years and he's played 18 games. Yeah.
Speaker: to he sounds like a corner Sounds like a cornerback we used to have. And then we traded him off to the fucking Steelers. so And then suddenly, no more turf toe. He plays fucking every goddamn game every fucking season at that point. I was so pissed off about that.
Speaker: Yeah. ah Yeah, de shot it's taken Deshaun Watson three years to play one season in Cleveland. And he's nine and he he is he's nine in ten as as a starter in Cleveland in three years. At least he's in that man's health.
Speaker: Yeah, well, this is true. but
Speaker: What is it? What's your grade for the Browns on the draft? You're and more in the know than me. I... The first round, what's your grade? I am going to try and take myself out of the fancy.
Speaker: No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah I would give them a B, a B+, B+. Yeah, I'd go B+. yeah i go b plus What keeps them out of the egg?
Speaker: Did they draft for need, for depth, for availability, which was? No, I think they drafted for, well, they re-signed Myles Garrett, and Myles Garrett said, listen, fuckers, I'm sick and tired of losing.
Speaker: I want to win, so you're going to make it right by me. and we're going to start fucking winning around here. So I would probably, I would probably, I would probably give them an A. I, you know, I would probably bump it up to an A because again, Mason Graham is an absolute monster.
Speaker: Him and Miles Garrett on the line together. i think Mason Graham's going to come in 100% ready to start in an NFL game and play to the NFL caliber. ah He was already playing at an elite NFL caliber in college.
Speaker: Um, So, yeah, i would I would definitely, I would i would go A. The the fan in me wanted to say A, but I, you know, like the Browns fan in me wants to say A. But Yahoo Sports gave them an A-.
Speaker: and And I told these guys, I totally forgot about Mason Graham, and I was hoping they would get Abdul Carter. Nobody remembers the damn linemen. It's all about those fucking key positions, you fucking glory hound.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I just, I totally forgot about him, and I was i was on the Abdul Carter, wagon out of out of Penn State. He's an edge rusher. and then went and I'm sitting and i took because These guys were fucking like, Cleveland's going to draft Sanders to Cleveland.
Speaker: I took my earbud out because everybody was slightly delayed on on each other's feed. I took my earbud out so i couldn't hear them didn't even look at them. I was just looking up at the TV. and when they When they announced Mason Graham, I lost my shit. I came up out of my chair excited.
Speaker: so um Yeah, man, I think I'd definitely give him an A. I would agree with Yahoo Sports. I'd give him an A. It was definitely out of a need, and it was definitely to to stack the roster at the end of the day.
Speaker: And our deep like I said, Cleveland's defense is already pretty good. They've just got to stay healthy. I think they've done a really good job keeping depth at the defensive line, personally. I think they've done well. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, I mean, even, you know, it starts at the defensive line, but you look at the secondary and Cleveland with – with with Joker and Denzel Ward, man. First ballot Hall of Famer, baby.
Speaker: Yeah. been Denzel Ward, which is an absolute monster. fucking was so excited when they drafted him. Delpit, Newsome. Newsome was another one I was excited for when they drafted.
Speaker: and they've got depth behind those guys that can come in and back them up and play. So defensively, All right, and now they've just got to work on offense. You know, we've got to find a long-term answer at quarterback. I don't know if we'll get that this year or we'll have to wait until next year's draft class.
Speaker: ah The potential of Nick Chubb leaving is becoming more of a reality. Why? His contract's up. Well, they love him in Cleveland.
Speaker: Yeah. The system fits really well with him in it. Actually, it's only him.
Speaker: I'd hate to see Nick Chubb go. That's a weapon you just can't take it. You can't love him enough because he just takes that pressure off the quarterback because you got to watch his ass so run an 80-yard snapper off you.
Speaker: They actually don't even have Nick Chubb listed on the roster. she Probably because he's not signed officially. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: played those little such a And I guys a beast dude chub is a fucking beast yeah healthy. Yeah healthy. He's an absolute fucking monster
Speaker: Bonkers need to admit I don't know what's going on there But I mean i don't know what's going on there
Speaker: but i mean At the end of the... you know We have, running back-wise, you got Jerome Ford, not a bad running back. He's a solid second runner. He's a solid second.
Speaker: I've seen him put some moves out. he's He's competent. But when you got Nick Chubb, it's easy to keep him healthy because you got Nick Chubb. It's a workhorse. Yeah. but ah But we still have, out of Arizona State, utility Swiss utility player Cam Scadabo.
Speaker: which is kind of like the like a Taysom Hill kind of player where he can play a running back, wide receiver, tight end, quarterback. and Would not be a bad draft pickup in the second round for Cleveland tomorrow.
Speaker: Not only that, but the kid like last year in the offseason before what he fucking went and moved into a gym and put on like 60 pounds of muscle and he just looks like a freak of nature.
Speaker: Who's that again?
Speaker: <unk> Cam Scadaboo. He's a utility guy. Like a maggot? Yeah. yeah like He's like... I don't know how familiar you are with Taysom Hill for the Saints. They have him down there right now. He's a player like Taysom Hill.
Speaker: But I think he might even be better than Taysom.
Speaker: she be that would that would probably be a yeah that would probably be That would probably be a good pickup for Cleveland if yeah Even if we don't lose Chubb, to put him in the backfield with Chubb, like I said, he's one of those guys that could go out into a slot as a wide receiver. He could go into a tight We need more weapons for the quarterbacks to not hit. Yeah, right.
Speaker: I love the Browns. trying to do right now. Those sons of bitches are fine. Give them options. Maybe they'll get lucky. I mean, a blind squirrel finds them out every once in a while. What's killing me is they finally have a ah solid offensive line.
Speaker: i mean, it is it top five? I don't know, but it's definitely top ten. We got to get somebody back there that can utilize four seconds to throw the fucking football. Yeah, agreed.
Speaker: And that's the only thing. I think not having the the right quarterback in in that last year. Last year, injuries killed two. um Any team that will happen.
Speaker: Yeah, even on you know both offensively and defensively injuries. But, you know, I will say shout out to Jerry Judy last year, man. He he stepped up in a big way. and oh yeah.
Speaker: And he balled out last season. Might be his only chance to impress some other team because he's going to be a perennial backup.
Speaker: Yeah, we'll see what happens. That's what that second so second squad ball out is all about, trying to get a contract from somebody else. Yeah. What is the Browns' biggest problem right now? What is their biggest detriment? What keeps us out of the fucking playoffs? Is it injuries? Is it coaching?
Speaker: Is it staff? It's quarterback situation. Right now, it's the quarterback room right now. You've got all the pieces. You've got all the bits and pieces where you need them to be at, but you don't have you don't have a you don't have a ah leader on on the on the field. You don't have a you know you don't have that um captain of the ship field general Yeah, because it's not Deshaun Watson.
Speaker: Unfortunately, you know, it's not going to be. And now i could now I could have to eat my words on this. Maybe he hasn't been given a chance and maybe that he hasn't risen to the, you know, Kenny Pickett. I don't see it being Kenny Pickett as being the answer. He can't be Deshaun Watson. He can't, like, get it back.
Speaker: You don't think he can handle it? i don't think I don't think there's any hope for Deshaun Watson at this point, man. I truly don't. It's been three seasons, and and and like I said, I know he's been injury-plagued, but I think there's also a part of me where homeboy's like, I don't think he's putting it, I don't think he's going 100%, man, because he's already getting it. He's guaranteed. He's got money. It's guaranteed, exactly. He has no incentive.
Speaker: And he was guaranteed that coming in knowing damn fooling well that that first season he may not play at all. yeah Yeah, that's not six games. And that's what I'm talking about. That's fucking insane. What goes on in the front office, dude? I want some of that blow.
Speaker: Because apparently it makes you so stupid you'll just do anything and think it's great. Yeah. but let's get rid of Let's get rid of the hero of Cleveland and bring in a shitheel that likes to rub and tuck.
Speaker: Yep. Exactly. and as you miss it If it's the rubbing tubs, rubbing tubs is missing. I'll volunteer, man. I'll move up to Cleveland. Dirt him off three times a day if I have to. If he can play, we'll yeah'll I'll do it.
Speaker: Yeah. I love it. I want to see. I want to see a football Super Bowl victory in my lifetime. Yeah, I, uh, I was, I was pissed at the trade, but there was also of me balls like, there was also a part of me where it was like, okay,
Speaker: maybe, maybe we'll get to see Watson of old when he was in Houston, when he got drafted by Houston and he was just lighting it up. He was throwing bombs down the field. He was running down the field.
Speaker: There was a part of me that had hope for it, but that all went out the window. And that first season when he he played those first six games that he got to play, I'm like, he doesn't, doesn't have it anymore. And then he came in season two and he wound up getting injured early and, and,
Speaker: played six games in the second. And then last year, he got hurt after the sixth game. And it was just like, dude, you played 18 fucking in games in three years. that's It took you three years to get one complete season.
Speaker: ums not even That's not even two college seasons. Yeah. and and and and And you have and you have a and you have a below record Cleveland's biggest but because I think the coaching staff, I love the coaching staff. I'm a big fan of Stavansky.
Speaker: I wish he would stop fucking trying to call offensive plays and let the offensive coordinator do his job sometimes. But i think the coaching staff is locked in defensively. Like I said, defensively, all the pieces are there. Offensively, yeah you can probably pick up a couple of skilled players here and there.
Speaker: you know But at the end of the day, until you get that quarterback situation figured out, we find our guy again because we had him in Baker Mayfield. and they and and And that was the thing, man. He loved the city. He loved the team. He loved the fans. The fans loved him right fucking back.
Speaker: He just kind of shit on the kid and wrote him off. And now he's killing it in Tampa. And I'm so happy about it. I'm a Baker Mayfield fan. don't give a fuck what team he's on. That's my kid, man. Dude is the real deal. He's got the fucking fire. got the talent.
Speaker: He's got the skill and he's got the drive.
Speaker: yeah And again, his hes he's quite ah um mature too. Like, Like I said, those post-game interviews were great because it's like he wasn't throwing a ball. So-and-so was not fucking doing this. So-and-so's not doing that. No,
Speaker: He brought it all on himself. It all comes down to me. I got to do better. I got to do better. It's like he just ate that shit like a good quarterback is supposed to. He was like, yeah, you can't go blaming your fucking receivers and shit because that's how you fucking tear up a locker room.
Speaker: Homeboy was so solid, man, in every respect of the game. And he played hurt all the time. Not only that, but man, when they would win, he man he was so excitable and he talked shit. But dude, when he was talking shit, he was 100% backing it up.
Speaker: Homeboy was a fucking baller. Bro, all-time great, all-time great. Not the all-time great, but an all-time great fucking quote. I woke up feeling dangerous. Yeah. Dude, I fired long in my pantaloons that day.
Speaker: ah Yeah, i could i think I think most Cleveland Browns fans would say that they did the same thing. The day that he planted the flag at Ohio State, I was pissed off and fucked that kid.
Speaker: But I was happy as hell that the Browns picked him up for real.
Speaker: You don't have to be 6'4 to be a great quarterback. You just have to have good feet and good skills and couple of weapons.
Speaker: Yeah. it's and you feet do Pretty well. They kept talking happy feet, happy feet, happy feet. Well, dude, he was just getting used to the fucking speed of the game right now. i mean, that's the thing about college quarterbacks, dude. They don't have any favors coming into the NFL, unless you're like an LSU team where Joe Burrow comes out of.
Speaker: They run a pro style office. It's not at the speed of the pros, but at least it's what he's going to be doing in the pros. It's, it's a leg up. It's good from Miami. He'd be a total dog. Yeah.
Speaker: You can't count on spread quarterbacks in the NFL. a Do they make the difference do they not? It just depends. Yeah, exactly. And that's and that's that's the thing, man.
Speaker: Stroud came in and lit the league on fire. He came out of Ohio State, a running school that runs the spread offense. Yeah, but you don't see too many... Wally and I talked about that earlier tonight. You know, unfortunately, Ohio State does not have the best record of QBs coming into the league, but that's because they run that, you know, like Lamar Jackson is kind of the exception to the rule in the NFL because I don't, man, he just runs all over the damn place.
Speaker: It's just a second facet that he can do. It's just a second facet. But at the same time, he can also fire a dart. i mean, he's got good accuracy. He can sink. He sees it on the field in in real time, which is nice.
Speaker: a lot of quarterbacks just cannot pull the reads off and shit. They just they get lost in the numbers. Well, not only that, but he's also had that safety net in Mark Andrews' whole career.
Speaker: you know If he gets in a little bit of trouble when he starts scrambling around and running, he can just kind of lob it off to Andrews. and He knows Andrews is going to save me. But if you let him drop back in the pocket, yeah, he'll hell he'll hit you with a bomb and and accurate as hell, too.
Speaker: That kid has impressed me. I didn't think he was going to make it. Especially as much as he runs, man. I kept thinking, a dude, don't Randall Cunningham yourself, man. and He was never the same after that. and Yeah, right? He was great.
Speaker: And then he got that compound fracture, jacked his knee forever, and he just you he played afraid at that point. He was scared. I think RG3 was the same way. When he got that first knee injury.
Speaker: He was so small, too, though. yeah i'm bigger I'm bigger than RG3. Yeah, he's not a very big guy, but I think he he got that knee injury and he he started playing a little bit scared. But before the knee injury, man, he was he was something else.
Speaker: Wally?
Speaker: What? Are you still with us, buddy? I'm sorry, man. I came in until he hijacked Wally's spot. I apologize. No, you're good. Okay, at best, but thank you. i spent i spent I spent a weekend with you. I would say slightly below mediocre.
Speaker: He'll do it. He'll manage. If you're in a position, you got nothing better. yeah ah The bar is set very low for talent here on the Dotson School Network. I surround myself with idiot idiots.
Speaker: and Unlike Baker Mayfield, when something bad happens, I blame all of you. i don't take any of the hoots. No.
Speaker: now um Yeah, first round first rounds in the books. We'll be back. I'm gonna go ahead and we can I mean, we can hang out and chit chat backstage if you guys want to But I do want to wrap this up Round one of the draft is in the book ladies and gentlemen biggest news of the night in my opinion should hear still not drafted Which means more than likely yes ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: probably going to be a Cleveland Browns by the end of tomorrow. Oh, it's all over fucking TikTok about that right now. It's kind of like... If you're accurate and he's okay at best, sounds like a perfect Cleveland Browns move.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, and and and you know what? and i said it And I said it towards the end of the season when we were started talking draft stuff. I said, you know, I may wind up eating crow, but everybody has the same feelings.
Speaker: I said, but if i if I have to eat crow because, you know, Shigeru Sanders does come into the league and he does wind up playing really good, props to the kid, but I just don't see it. and And I'm no expert by no means. However, the experts all failed epically tonight with their mock drafts because their mock drafts were blown up in the top 15 picks real quick and in a hurry.
Speaker: and these Was it because of the teams moving around, the trading? Is that what did it? There wasn't too many trades. The giants moved the jas the Jags and Cleveland traded, and jads and and and Jacksonville moved up for Hunter.
Speaker: And then there was the Giants. the giant They moved up and picked up Jackson Dart. I think these were really the the only two trades. um atlanta Atlanta and the Rams, I think, traded.
Speaker: And Atlanta moved up and got that defensive line. So, yeah, man. but But thank you guys for hanging out and watching.
Speaker: It was cool to see, you know, sorry for the last couple weeks, unnecessary roughness. That is on me. um But hopefully this Sunday we'll get back in order. And obviously when we come back Sunday, we're to be recapping the draft and and and getting you guys all caught up with that. But tomorrow night right here.
Speaker: 8-10, Nonsense and Chill, the guy right below us, Michael, and Blaze will be back with trivia. And Daddy comes back, and Daddy's coming home with his belt.
Speaker: And I'm spanking Michael.
Speaker: Because he's been talking a lot of mess. He could not be more wrong. He could not be more wrong. I'm bringing the hammer. I'm going put the hammer down. Okay.
Speaker: when When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. I have the whole tool belt, son. I've got the whole tool belt. I got a toolbox. And I'm going to show you my toolbox.
Speaker: Keep your box to yourself, sir. but Keep your box to yourself, sir. I don't know what's been in that box. You don't want to know.
Speaker: Nightmare a nightmare. yeah um Yeah, tomorrow night we'll be doing trivia night at 8-10. um Not Sets and Chill with Blaze and Michael. I'll be there. I think Tony D might be pulling up.
Speaker: We're doing comic book movies excluding re you you and do you Yep. So that'll be that'll be pretty cool. I know Blaze is pretty excited because I was talking to him earlier and he said he's got some he's got some trickery up his sleeve.
Speaker: He thinks he's going to get us on a few. Good. so yeah and dragons I don't know. he would i was like i was like, I know you're not going to tell me, but a part of me is really curious to know what you found.
Speaker: And he's like, nope. I said, I know. i't I don't want you to tell me. But my curiosity is definitely piqued. So I'm looking forward to that. and then this Saturday night, we'll be back doing our normal nonsense and nonsensical nonsense open door challenge, hanging out, just having fun, having a good time.
Speaker: Doing what we do best. Parting around. Telling dick jokes. um And then Sunday Unnecessary Roughness Back. Wally, are you you got Dustin Henning on Monday night.
Speaker: Yep. And then I have him on Earth Tuesday night. Dusty Henning? Yeah. Was he a wrestler? He's my racing buddy of mine.
Speaker: fuck but any was a wrestler. protect yeah Dusty's in the he's he's in the racing world here in Ohio. Tuesday night on Glick's House of Music, I have Who on Earth? Rock band coming on.
Speaker: This band is really cool because they need they do a nice mix of rock music but with a country sound. The way... like the the way you want No, he's like he sounds like a country singer, but it's rock music behind him.
Speaker: so and So it's a weird combination, but it works and I like it. I'm digging it. But they'll be on Tuesday night. Wednesday, I'll be doing something Wednesday night. I don't know what I'm to do Wednesday night.
Speaker: And then Thursday, Wally should be back with Cold-Blooded Conversations, talking some dragons and dinosaurs. Yeah. So check us out.
Speaker: We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok shows live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can listen anytime, anyplace. And that's what I need to do tomorrow is try to carve out some time to get caught up uploading episodes because I have gotten behind this week because it's been a weird week.
Speaker: So... um It takes time to recover after my whirlwind rolls down. The Michael Copenhaver experience is quite the experience, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker: May 4th. May the 4th be with you. Use the jokes. It's in Cleveland at the... yeah Cleveland animal shelter or the, you know, very top winery. It's a benefit show to benefit two different shelters all about the pause and the shit Cleveland animal sanctuary. But that's not exactly the name it. It's on. This is the name of the streets. Yeah.
Speaker: You remember Sue? The name of that street for the animal shelter. Yeah. saw son I can't remember, but it's at the same place as shows. It's at Vino Veritas.
Speaker: It's a winery. Oh, nice. And they've got an animal sanctuary. It's pretty wild. They do goat yoga and stuff there. It's a pretty cool spot. Tickets are on sale right now. You can get those three vent breaks that are then eargasm joints. And again, it's to benefit two different animal shelters. So if you love cute fuzzy puppies, cute little kitties, come on out and help us save them, bitches.
Speaker: Hell yeah. You heard the man. Giggle till you give. I might have to look into my financials. Maybe I'll make a trip up to Cleveland.
Speaker: I don't know. Why don't I have to look and see if the kids are here? I think the kids are here. May 18th. That's the one want you to go on. May 18th. May 18th? I think I'm free. We're going head-to-head. Head-to-head do one?
Speaker: Bowling. Oh, bowling. Do you remember? You drunk son of a bitch. don't recall talking all that shit. Yeah, you talked all kinds of shit for that one. remember that night.
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait, what was this? It was a Saturday night. Run the tape, Wally. It wasn't last Saturday. It wasn't last Saturday night. yeah it's but it's been a It's been a couple of Saturdays, but yeah, you were talking mad shit about coming and showing everybody how to fucking bowl and all this shit. Saturday April 5th was when it was. Saturday April 5th was the night of my show.
Speaker: Ah, man. I mean, i'll come and bowl. I'll be lucky to bowl 100, but I'll come and bowl. That's a great benefit event. It's at the Freeway Lanes in Warren, Ohio. It's to benefit a freshman kid from my alma mater right here in the big city of champions. He's a champion flash.
Speaker: His name is Dom. D-O-M. Dom's Fight is my fight on Facebook. Check it out. and Give it if you can. Show up and show out. I'll be there all day. It's so it's a bowling event?
Speaker: Or are you going doing stand-up or anything like that? No, I'm not going to do stand-up. ah Not for something like that, dude. No. It's not about my shine. I'm just there to assist, and I'm donating my time for this. I'm not getting paid. If I get tips or whatever, I always give it to the event. it's just the way I do with things.
Speaker: I'm lucky enough to you know make people laugh and have a very, very, very modest career out of it. I almost have enough to eat, and I just try to get back as much as I can. Yeah, i'll have to check and look at the calendar and see. If the kids if if I was talking shit, I may not remember.
Speaker: ten It's eighteen fifth the April 5th, April 5th show. not not Just fast forward about five hours. Jump me gets sober me in a lot of trouble. so and they on this one show yeah I'll have to double check my calendar and make sure the kids aren't here that weekend. and As long as they're not here, I will 100%.
Speaker: um make the drive up and definitely for a good cause. And, and, you know, I'll come up and embarrass some people with my, with my awesomely bad bullying skills.
Speaker: I'll tell you what I do when I go bully, man, I just grab the lightest ball I can and just rocket that bitch down the lane and see how fast I can get it down. Cause a lot of them have like, they tell you how fast the ball goes. And I think currently my record's 27 miles an hour on a, I'm like an eight pound, I'm like an eight pound ball. but So,
Speaker: I want to hit 30 miles an hour. but Everybody's selling it's not like, yeah, like the ball's not flying all over the bowling alley. It stays in the lane. It's just, just, and and i down is that down the gutter 27 miles an hour or what? possibly guys Surprisingly, like it just like rides down. I mean, I can knock some pins down. It's just the second time when there's not as many pins there, I don't have any luck. Yeah. I got a sweet little spin on it though.
Speaker: I just wish I knew how to control my spin. That's what she said. Yeah, that is what she said. But no, guys, make sure you guys check it out. Michael's events and stuff like that.
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