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Lich Please ! Episode 10
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This week we are back to just us two, catching up on more theories and other DnD related stuff !!
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Episode Milestone and Updates
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello and welcome back to the Lich Please Podcast. As always, I'm Johan, and I'm here with Alex. Hello. The two of us today. Yeah. Episode 10. Yeah. The big 10 episodes. 10 episodes. I know. That's a lot of episodes, yeah.
00:00:19
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, it's been a while since it was just, so there's a lot to catch up. It has. There's a lot has happened, especially Monday, since we last had a chat. We had briefly covered stuff with Mike. Yeah, we went over a few things. I think more
Role-Playing Session Highlights
00:00:40
Speaker
has been revealed since Mike. Yeah, you could say that.
00:00:49
Speaker
Yeah. So, um, do you want to get, do you want to get into that? Cool. Yeah. So, um, we obviously, uh, to the listeners have made out of that crypt of kingdom. Yes. We, we made it out. Um, and we had a little, a little, uh, like role-playing session, um, because we were going to go kill, uh, goblins, but that'd have been like back to back to back combat.
00:01:16
Speaker
so we got a role-playing session which turned out to be a very important session bear in mind it did um it was enjoyable as well everyone had a good time i think because everyone got to do secret shit yeah um yeah i've got to go to whispers i've finally did not been tortured for a session it's it's happened i've never been happier um yeah so
00:01:43
Speaker
A few of us spoke to God. In fact, nearly all of us did, minus Emma. She did not. She did not speak to a God. Yeah. But we'll start with Dan speaking to God, because I don't know what the other two spoke about. I'm not going to tell you what the two spoke about. Yeah. And I figured so. What happened was they those two spoke. So Leshara and Lila spoke to God first.
00:02:11
Speaker
because I think it was off a good religion role or something. Yeah. Yeah. And this is our family, the god of sorrow and destruction. Yes. And the only God that's currently awake, supposedly. So those who spoke to our family and from what I've been told, they told our family to speak to me.
00:02:34
Speaker
Um, for reasons, exactly what happens. Yeah. For reasons unbeknownst. I believe
Gods, Prophecies, and Theories
00:02:40
Speaker
it was just so I could experience whispers, which I'm grateful because I got to experience whispers. Um, yeah. So then I, I got to speak to God, which was great fun. Um, and I asked, so we had two questions. Um, my first question was about the, uh, Raven Queen. Yes. Yes.
00:03:05
Speaker
about whether they the Raven Queen was a god or not and According to our fairly the Raven Queen is not a god Yes, which contradicts Lila's beliefs as Lila days the Raven Queen is a god so in the long term that's quite important because There's been a lot of theories with regards to the Raven Queen
00:03:37
Speaker
and you know like other stuff to do with the Raven Queen about her being a god and whatnot which the premise is now like shifted because she's not a god so well she might be she might not be we're not sure she might be she might not be it's it's yes yes
00:03:59
Speaker
Like, it's the flip of a coin, if she's a god or not. That was my first question. My second one, completely irrelevant. It was just I asked about alcohol. You did. Because in my brain, it was when I was asking these questions, it's not what I would ask. It's what would Dan ask? I was like, what? Yeah. Yeah. Well, Alex would have asked, oh,
00:04:28
Speaker
That's a great question. I hadn't really thought about what I would have asked. Cause I just went, if I think too much, I'm going to be annoyed when no one asks these questions. But like, it's, it's, um, I mean, I would have probably asked like, typically I wouldn't have asked if the Raven Queen was a God, like as important as in question, that is, it's not like the most important thing I need to know because it's only come like to revelation recently. Um, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
00:04:57
Speaker
I probably would have asked how reliable is King Nathaniel's prophecies. Yeah, interesting question. Interesting question. Yeah, because I think I feel like that's important. And I would have asked if we had knowledge of all the current prophecies or if there's more.
Character Dynamics and Backstories
00:05:21
Speaker
Um, cause I think that's important as well. Like one of those two, and then maybe like, Oh, um, what is the cause for the other gods being asleep or something? Something like that. Um, so yeah, I'm not sure. I don't honestly remember if I told you this, um, but you know, when they finished their dungeon as well. Yes. Um, you know, the chest.
00:05:49
Speaker
the oh yes the chest with uh the chest with the information yes well since wednesday didn't have the extra person i didn't account for they were given the information in that chest and they can't read it right or they can read it they know who the siblings are damn it took them time to translate it but they know who the siblings are
00:06:12
Speaker
Well, supposedly some of us know who the siblings are. Supposedly. Supposedly. Will they tell me? No. Well, I find out very unlikely. It's very unlikely. Yeah. But yeah, damn.
00:06:30
Speaker
There are some crazy theories floating around. I've heard some whispers of theories. There have been. Yeah, there have been a few. There are siblings within the group, within the party. Secret siblings. Yeah, the theories about Lila and Asara, they're not siblings, so we're kind of like, well,
00:06:53
Speaker
Not that we know of. They could be, but I don't think they are. One's a half-elf and one's an elf. Very possible they could be siblings. A half-elf and an elf. Half-elf. Yes, yes. Suspicion. But yeah, so that's what Dan asked and then Dan obviously killed a bunch of people because he got to see a volcano blow up in the Soroy village. It was the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't even remember how we got to that. Dan asked for what?
00:07:22
Speaker
Yeah, also really mentioned he'd blown up a volcano and then Yeah, yeah, I'm very done like response Yes, and then he got to go back to his body and I think tears spoke to a god next now I
00:07:50
Speaker
no one knows what Tia spoke about like with Lashana and Lila and no one knows if he even spoke to God though he went to whispers I'm assuming here that he did however no one like he's not talked about in character or in the conspiracy theories chat so
00:08:08
Speaker
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that was everything he asked was not related to the others and just say it was related to him or he got told something. It's one of the two. You all know who Teared God is? It's yes, it's true. But yeah.
00:08:33
Speaker
What are the what are the working theories the conspiracy theories that you're willing to share with us today Alex, okay, so There's a chat. Obviously everyone knows this. There is a chat. We have that it is well known I think within the pod our podcast community now there is a there is a conspiracies chat Yes, and it tends to get active when a lot of conspiring goes on during a session and recently
00:09:00
Speaker
like myself and Rosie, Emma law-dived a lot. More than I've done, she's gone more in depth than I have. Emma has a written document of notes on the law which is mildly terrifying. I think it's no problem when I referred to Emma as not a law gremlin and she was like, fuck you, I'll show you. Yes.
00:09:22
Speaker
But I'm speaking like but it was big she she went into the cities because I think I've said before I don't touch the cities until a I need to or b we enter them okay um so the only the only cities I've law-dived is phallion uh sorry not city um continents is the one we're in which is uh areion areion
00:09:46
Speaker
and okra because that's important for dan and that's it yeah and then dron because it's relatively important like there's not a lot to write about it though so yeah um but she went like full in um oh god so we'll start with like um stuff about like not big conspiracy theories like character conspiracy theories not uh overall
00:10:14
Speaker
campaign ones. So there was somewhere, where was it? I've got to find it now. There was somewhere that was written after Emma's deep diving into the cities, predictions on where Lila and Lashara are from, where they are
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00:10:40
Speaker
from. So
00:10:45
Speaker
Emma thinks Lashara is from Eshos, Eshos. Specifically House Zagu, Mistville is the place they are, and it's a secret orc village because there has been talks of Lashara growing up around orcs. There has indeed. You are correct.
00:11:12
Speaker
The theory for, that's like a loose one. The theory for Lila is Vendron, which I'm like 95% sure she is from Vendron, because I feel like it got let slip once, not in character, but I can't remember. But specifically, Emma has stated about the, is it the shadow guild or something like that?
00:11:39
Speaker
It's somewhere in here. Somewhere. OK. It might be. It might not. I'm not willing to confirm or deny that. Yeah. In Vyasa or Vyasa. Yeah, that's the one. The Guild of Shabloos is that's who she works for, because it does relate to a lot of the things she's spoken about if we were to read it. So it makes sense.
00:12:11
Speaker
to which I piggyback the idea that this supposed hidden leader in the Shadow Guild is the Raven Queen. Interesting theory. Interesting, yes. So that's like people's backgrounds. Obviously,
00:12:33
Speaker
We didn't conspire about Tiz or Emma's background because they're not going to tell us it's in the chat. Would I know where they're from? No, I don't think so. I would need to nordive again to conspire on where they might come from. But what I can tell you is that
00:12:57
Speaker
I'm from Okra and Finnan's from Night's Mound. So that's that's all we know. Finnan is not from Night's Mound. Not from Night's Mound. OK, never mind. Finnan is from Vendron. Finnan? No wait. Finnan's not from Vendron. She's from the place where wherever her dad is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, I can't remember. Vamor. Finnan's from Vamor.
00:13:25
Speaker
Yes, and Dan is from, well, Dan was born in Okra. Yeah, Dan's from everywhere. Yes, Dan's been about, Dan travels, he's a Goliath. So that's on the session, after the session as well, I think Emma went back to the dock to read into the cities.
00:13:48
Speaker
So that is the... That is terrifying me now. Yeah. That is the choice of stuffs. And she has inspired me that I need to Lordive a bit more because I have realized that the cities are of relative importance at this point. I thought I could just knock it back by knowing like all the gods and stuff. No, it's not enough. I need to know all the cities. Like it's very important.
00:14:18
Speaker
Now, there's the main theories of the siblings, which you went through before. Not much got added to that last time. But there's been a lot of confusion over the removal of godhood of the
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00:14:40
Speaker
Raven Queen.
00:14:41
Speaker
okay removal of godhood okay such as in like uh we were informed she's not actually a god so like okay yeah um yeah it's it's it's very very weird um now there was one important part that rosie said um when rosie got to ask her questions rosie theory uh it's
00:15:11
Speaker
It's not so much of a theory as it is a supposed slip of the tongue occurred. Supposedly... From me? Yes! Well, from Orytheli. Supposedly Orytheli is time blind. Which is like believable, he's a god, he's lived a long time. But apparently, and this is quoted,
00:15:36
Speaker
Arafeli said, 200 years ago somebody woke me, your annoying friend, the one that prays to me all the time. End quotation marks. And then apparently it got swiftly changed up two weeks ago. Now, two things. Either A, Arafeli is time blind and is an idiot and can't tell time. Or B, the Shah is at least 200 years old. It's evil.
00:16:06
Speaker
right now as a half elf i don't know if they can reach 200 but they can get pretty old they can probably reach pretty old yeah but as far as i'm concerned her she she's told us she's like 19 in years um and even if it was 19 in like elvish years that's probably not 200 um
00:16:34
Speaker
So that's a bit suspicious. It's, it's, it's, you know, yeah, it did kind of got. Glanced over in the chat, but I have remembered that is in my head. Just, yeah. Okay. You've internalized it. Okay. Interesting. Interesting theory. Yeah. Now, because of the, uh, the lack of Godhood from the Raven Queen, supposedly.
00:16:58
Speaker
Looking forward to these theories. They should be good. Yeah, I think and this is a theory I came up with is that it's plausible She is a sibling because siblings there can be a lot of and it could be her Yes, yes now The other theory about the Raven Queen was she's a chaos creature and
00:17:22
Speaker
um which is is like oh which when i first uh sorry got said i was like no because it would be in the document but then i realized no it wouldn't it's important to the story it wouldn't be in the document would it it would stay out of the document if it was that important i mean so who could possibly know so i was like okay it's it's you know
00:17:50
Speaker
it might be that she might be a chaos god and then you could plausibly say they're siblings because they were all birthed like like well they weren't birthed but they were all given extreme chaos powers or whatever from this this star so um it might it is you could argue it um there was a theory that uh i think it's either the raven yet that the raven queen
00:18:19
Speaker
is the child of Orytheli, which is like he's a deadbeat dad, doesn't want to remember his child, therefore doesn't count her as a god. That's a fun theory. A lot of it is additions to the main theories.
00:18:50
Speaker
But I think a good point got brought up is that the first star, there were heroes that killed things, as stated in the lore about Ventron. Yes, as stated in the lore, there were. Yes, there were heroes that killed things. And Emma brought up a very good point, which I forgot about, because I never considered this. They could be the same heroes as the prophecy.
00:19:21
Speaker
though it was a long time ago people tend to live quite a long time in this in this world certain people yeah i mean yeah do people live 10 000 years hey who knows it's a whole new world yeah exactly maybe um but yeah there's however and the sad part is we didn't get a lot of
00:19:52
Speaker
inquiring into Lila and Asara, the suspicious people, because they dodged the questions really well, respectively well. They did a good job of deflecting the questions. And it was noted in the chat that they were deflecting these questions very well. But yes, so supposedly,
00:20:18
Speaker
Even Tear said that he gave a little of his backstory and wanted some back, but not nothing. So they did an awfully good job. So we are lacking in information to do with them, which is the important part. But yes, the chat did in fact pop off on that session. It sounded like it did. There's a lot of theories lying around. There are.
00:20:48
Speaker
Obviously there's still the main theories we've talked about. But I feel like now I'm not gonna think of a new theory for a while until something big happens again. Which could be a few weeks. It could be. It could be tomorrow. It could be until the end of Arc One. Which in my brain something big will happen. But that something big would be to do with, in my head, squishy but squanish.
00:21:16
Speaker
because we're murdering his family. That's true. Have we talked about the arrival? Oh, I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah, because you've heard a lot of information from various creatures about the arrival. Yes. But I don't think we have talked about it because it got kind of pushed behind the prophecy and we haven't gone to a goblin place in a while.
00:21:45
Speaker
You haven't done a God of Faith in a while. That was priest lad. Yeah, that was priest lad. So from my recollection, there was it was a lot of talks about Squishy McSquamish, the Chaos God of Goblins,
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00:22:00
Speaker
because we have not talked about him. So that's who Squishy McSquamish is. Yes. And it's yeah, it's something to do with either the God like the Chaos God becoming more powerful or
00:22:15
Speaker
Um, trying to kill everyone. I think it's the latter. Uh, honestly, it's been a long while since we've talked about it. Um, but yeah, it's, it's, it's kind of been pushed back because obviously you haven't done goblins in a while, but I have been thinking about like the goblins in the back of my head. Like the whole of arc one is about killing goblins and no one's really talked about it. Um, no, no. Uh,
00:22:42
Speaker
So it's just been sat there like, yeah, something big will happen to do with the goblins. And no one's really thought about that because other stuff has been happening. So a lot of the stuff's been happening. Yes, a lot. But yeah, I think that's what will happen at the end of this early prediction. Squishy McSquamish end of arc one. Going to seal it up in an envelope, rip it open when we reach the end of arc one. Be like, yeah, predicted this. Yeah.
00:23:13
Speaker
But that's everything we talked about in the chat and in my brain, basically. It was something Wednesday said after they'd finished that first, well, that the King Nathaniel tomb, they were like, should we be telling people about these prophecies and stuff that we found? Because, you know, it feels kind of important. And they're all like, huh, maybe. I mean,
00:23:42
Speaker
I guess. Like a lot of information now, like world shattering information. You're kind of going, hey, it's fine. Yeah, that's actually a good point. That's a very good point because people know a second star is falling. That's
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00:24:00
Speaker
like just general knowledge from the sage man. Whenever back when he predicted it. It's probably best to go speak to the king.
00:24:12
Speaker
Now that you've mentioned it, like, the logic is go to Knight's Mound and go be like, oh, hey, Mr. Hey, Mr. Nartigar, we've got a problem. This is the prophecy and find out stuff. But I don't know what the king's like. So you don't know what the king is like. You've witnessed his coronation pretty much yet.
00:24:36
Speaker
I think the only person who has any knowledge of anything about the king, like personality, would be Finnan. And I don't know if Finnan would have met the king. Finnan would probably have met the king. Yeah. So. That's that's all I've got there. That's actually that's a very good point. If you guys listen, you've brought up an amazing point that people might want to know about this. It's probably important.
00:25:06
Speaker
Speaking of other groups, I have got my Friday group. We had a session zero a few days ago, and there are some interesting characters being thrown around. There's a Shadokai with no Raven Queen connection, King's Guard, Old King's Guard, newly made King's Guard. Nice.
00:25:33
Speaker
I'm just going around the table slowly. There's a failed merchant Competition yeah, so It's gonna be an interesting character because they've made they're going they're going wild magic sorcerer and they've made their own
00:25:52
Speaker
Wild Magic Table, which is very interesting and very crazy. I feel like I've got a lot of you energy in that. Nice, nice. It's very, very out there and like this alien stuff.
00:26:07
Speaker
Then there's a rogue noble, unsure about much of their backstory at the minute, but they said, I mean, you don't, you won't know this if you've not watched Game of Thrones, but they said that the house will have like the Laryon vibes. It means nothing to you. You can not do that. People who have watched Game of Thrones, you kind of have an idea of what the vibe is going to be with that one. And then the next kind I'm really excited for, it's a warlock.
00:26:33
Speaker
I'm really excited for that because it's my it's my first time running a pc warlock um oh that's gonna be very fun yeah i'm excited to do the patron pair the patron stuff was that uh i'm really excited for that um how you gonna do you gonna pass them like notes or i don't know yet um because they're going hex blade
00:26:55
Speaker
I like Hexblade, it's my favourite warlock. Hexblade's really cool. I think I need to read up on some Hexblade lore, get a better idea of how to run it. But you know, I like funny, zany things, so it might be a song clearer situation.
00:27:13
Speaker
nice nice or occasionally the sword will just pop up and become sentient and just berate them for a bit yeah nice pop away again then there's a a fighter from okra oh
00:27:27
Speaker
a minotaur to the renewable. And then, um, my best friend. Yes. Your best friend is playing a, a, a cultist. Um, um, I forget what, uh, cultist paladin. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. That's fancy. Yeah. A cultist paladin, Arakokura, who was pretending to be a kenku.
00:27:57
Speaker
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Nice. Very cool idea. Yeah. And there's two more people that we haven't yet established. So it's a group of eight. It's quite large. Why does it normally run? Um, but it should be, it should be interesting. It should be, uh, yeah. Um, that's pretty fancy. Where's the, um, where's the fighter from? Whereabouts in Okra? Um, um, sharp, how's sharp skin?
00:28:27
Speaker
Oh, okay. Oh, you know, I think in Dan's law, I read something about the Sharpskin now. I think I have. I think I might have read that the other day. I think that just reminded me. I can't remember if I wrote if they liked Dan or they didn't. Okay, interesting. I'll keep that in mind. And if we can link a Dan in there somewhere, I'll link a Dan in there. Is Sharpskin the house who doesn't like outsiders?
00:28:55
Speaker
yes yeah then it's very unlikely they like dan um yes okay excellent there'll be a you have a strong dislike of an event to record but yeah um so just to clarify for people listening i recently finished dan's back like backstory yes it is it's i think it's my favorite set out wise it's my favorite piece of like written law that i've gotten from someone in the group
00:29:22
Speaker
Yeah, I... It's quite too long, it's likely that now. It's got a lot of room for me to work with. It's probably my favourite one. Yeah, well, I just specified the important stuff at the bottom. The rest of it, like the stuff at the top was just childhood things, like some Goliath culture. But yeah, so the thing is with Dan, and I've specified this from a start, is Dan doesn't hide secrets. So I could talk about his backstory.
00:29:51
Speaker
and I will a little bit. But in general, when he's asked, he will just tell people. So recently on our server for the campaign is we've written
00:30:14
Speaker
We've got a little channel called Dan's Fun Facts and Dan's Fun Facts. And every time someone asks something about Dan's backstory and it's a fun fact, for instance, and I will write on this soon, he had a cousin called Viking who created Viking Axe Frowing. Yes. In which Dan killed him playing this game.
00:30:44
Speaker
The goal is you stand 30 feet away from someone who's next to a tree, and you've got to get the axe as close to their head as you can. It's Viking axe throwing. Great game. Very good life. Dan's first time, he cut his head in half. To be fair, Dan was three years old. Don't know what you expected from a three-year-old. Yeah, so it will contain Dan fun facts.
00:31:14
Speaker
I got the pleasure of, when writing Dan's backstory, creating important characters in the world. Yes, yes. So I got to create, I think I did six or eight, I think it was either six or eight lords from Okra. Some of importance. Well, all of importance for Dan is like the premise.
00:31:44
Speaker
And I wrote about Dan's parents, Dan's famous parents, relatively famous in Nechlan. Very famous. Yes. Yeah. You could say that, yes. Yeah. And it was fun. I very much enjoyed Ryan's backstory, which is, to be fair, you could put some of it on the law document.
00:32:12
Speaker
but yeah and that's about as far into the lore I will go because Dan does have a secret part to his backstory that Dan doesn't even know.
00:32:23
Speaker
Well you know that. Me and Joanna and no one else. And I'm going to keep it. Not even Dan knows. Not even Dan in character. Dan doesn't know. Even if Dan was explicitly told he might not know.
00:32:42
Speaker
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00:34:13
Speaker
Repeatedly saying I would not buy it. I would not care. I am a strong man with a strong will. I put Baldur's Gate. Yes, yes. I think you would say my first move was controversial in the group chat. Controversial to a person in the group chat, yes. Yes, a very specific person who disagreed with my move. I killed a Stereon.
00:34:37
Speaker
Yes, very first move. I didn't like the way he spoke to me or the way he looked at me, so I killed him. Yeah. Yeah. Now, that went down quite bad in group chat is quite bad. Yes. Being in the group chat, we haven't the stare in number. He's all right. You know, he's in my party. He just does damage. It's cool. Yeah. So.
00:35:06
Speaker
And I'm going to spoil a warning for people watching this who haven't played Baldur's Gate. How far through are you? I have just agreed to let Ethel take that woman.
00:35:22
Speaker
oh nice so you're like relatively like you're like halfway through act one i guess oh am i okay oh unless you unless you um so you've done druid grove you've gone there i'm guessing i've done there i've i've i've yeah i've done druid grove um i went to get halston got him back tieflings are about to leave um
00:35:55
Speaker
Okay, so you've killed the goblins? Did you kill them? Yeah, I killed the three leaders, yeah. Yeah, okay, nice. Yeah, to be fair, you're quite far through Act One, but the side quests always important. I'm going back and I'm making sure I completed everything before going. There's something to do with the tower, which I feel like is part of the main quest. Yeah, so that will lead you to Act Two.
00:36:24
Speaker
Okay, so I need to go to the, the, the, the guess thing first. Well, either way leads you to Act Two. So just to help you out here, you can do either of them and come back to Act One. So you can go to Act Two and basically nearly finish Act Two and still go back to Act One. It's just, and I wish I knew this before I went to Act Three. Once you go to Act Three, you can't go back.
00:36:53
Speaker
So every single side quest that leads to Act 3, do them. Because I missed a few. Because when you get to Act 3, that's it. You're in Act 3. You can't go back and you can't bring the side quests with you again. So that's it. So if any side quest that's in Act 3. That's terrifying, but OK. Basically, do as much as you see and hope that it leads to Act 3. OK. Yeah. But yeah.
00:37:22
Speaker
So, party-wise, I am a Dragonborn Warlock. Nice, nice. I have Shadowheart, who I respect at the Life Cleric, rather than Trickery, because that's dogshit. That would be bad. I immediately got rid of that. Fair enough. I have Lisel, who is a champion fighter. Ooh, you are a champion, very nice.
00:37:50
Speaker
I went champion. And I have Karlaak, who's a wild magic barbarian. Okay. Nice. Nice. My current team. Yeah. My team varied. So for my first playthrough, I had a starion.
00:38:08
Speaker
with the assassin subclass because, yes, I want sneak attack when I breathe. Lazer, obviously. I hate her though. She grawn me. I hate that at first. And through the whole of Act 1, I didn't like her. She's very annoying. But she gets better. I promise. She gets better. It depends how you progress. But she gets better. Yeah.
00:38:38
Speaker
I have her with Battlemaster because I enjoy using that. And Shadowheart, and I didn't change Shadowheart, I left it. Because I just didn't. Yeah, I just didn't. Yeah, my first playthrough was a Dragonborn Sorcerer. Oh, nice.
00:38:59
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Wait, was it? No, it's not Dragonborn Sorcerer. No, forget that. It was a half-elf with the Dragon Domain Sorcery thing. Oh, OK. OK, nice. Cool. So that was my first playthrough. My second one, I did put a friend. So obviously, the party was less. It was halved with the choices. Yes. And I just kind of used people that I felt like using. So I used Gale at some point.
00:39:28
Speaker
Will For a bit. I don't like him. No, I've never taken him on my team I don't think I need to because I'm a warlock myself if I did if I wasn't a warlock I might have Hey, yeah, no, it's it's it's it's yeah, I mean and then who else have I took I'm There are a few people you don't know yet. So I'm not gonna say them Yeah that I took
00:39:53
Speaker
Who else have I? Yeah, I took Shadowheart for a bit and then we binned Shadowheart off because we fucked up and she left the party. Oh, yes, that can happen. And then, yeah, it was just whoever really, but a lot of it I had lazy again because and how me and my friend did this was I played a Paladin, which by the way, are so incredibly overpowered in this game.
00:40:23
Speaker
I've heard you say that, and I asked someone who plays Baldur's Gate, and you know this person as well, and they said you're wrong. They said you're just wrong, you're incorrect. No, no. Whether you're lying. So here's the thing with, and a lot of people don't know this when they play Baldur's Gate, is if you put Divine Smite to use as reaction and ask when you use it, and then you use your spell, so if I was to use
00:40:52
Speaker
what is it, like searing smite or whatever, at my highest level. And then as a reaction, use divine smite, I can do like a hundred damage in one hit. Because if you critical as well, you get the critical divine smite. So what you do is, and you might've gotten this with the illithid powers because you might've had enough tadpoles. There is one called luck of the fire realms.
00:41:21
Speaker
which is every long rest, once you can, if you hit, you can turn it into a critical. It's like one of the first ones you can get, it's in the little circle at the start. So if you take that, if you take that,
00:41:36
Speaker
and then you hit and then you make it a critical and you've got a spell it's like 130 damage and it fucks people up because as a paladin at fifth level you get two attacks as well so then you do your next attack and you shit on them and you basically like dunk on people though after you use spells yes you do less damage but there are good weapons in the game so if you get good weapons you do good damage yeah that's true that's true that's true yeah and
00:42:03
Speaker
The armor in the game is crazy. I ended the game with like a 24 AC. I was like fucking invulnerable. Shit did not hit me. It was great. But yeah, like I love playing Paladin. So sometimes I'd use Lazer. It might be my next. Yeah, it's very good. My friend played a wizard and he used Astaire in sometimes. But yeah, it was it was good. And now we're currently we haven't played in a while, but
00:42:33
Speaker
third playthrough is the the evil one because you can evil playthrough obviously uh i have made a bard a tiefling bard um of course of course um and my friend made a i can't remember something maybe druid uh druid or a monk um but yeah so that that this will be interesting hopefully
00:43:02
Speaker
Nice. Yeah, an evil playthrough, so we get Minh Pharah as a playable character, which gives you fucking hilarious. I don't know who that is, but sure. It's one of the three captains you killed, the Drow. Oh, OK. Yeah, if you evil playthrough, you get her as a playable character, basically, just her, not the other two. Yeah, so that would be fun.
00:43:31
Speaker
I think my next one, I'm thinking of going padlock. Oh nice, yeah. I don't know how well multiclassing works in, like, I know you're going to get up to level 12, so I don't know if I'm just like hamstringing myself by going... It works all right, I mean, I tried to multiclass and then... I think I did padlock as well, no. I did...
00:43:57
Speaker
paladin sorcerer i took a level in sorcerer i think because charisma both yeah so i could use a bunch of cantrips and shit and it was good for a while but then i was like oh you're just under level i feel yeah yeah um so i just said no i'm i'm gonna just stay as a paladin um but the cool thing with paladin is you can break your oath in this game i've heard this and it's really easy to break your oath
00:44:26
Speaker
I broke it within like 10 minutes. No joke, 10 minutes. Depends what oath you take. So like actually, yeah. I go for vengeance, is vengeance one? Or is it conquest? I think vengeance is one. There's the ancients, which is what I went for. And there's one more. But it depends on the oath you make. So the ancients one is don't kill people.
00:44:56
Speaker
Like human beings Okay, well that's really difficult. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I broke it so quick Because I I didn't know you could break oaths. So I was like, okay, let's just fuck it. Let's kill people And obviously at the part you get car lack you have to kill those paladins Yeah, and after I killed those paladins, I was like this didn't happen my other playthrough. What's going on? It's a shit. I broke the oath. I
00:45:25
Speaker
Um, though, if you break the oath, you get another subclass and you've won the oath breaker and it's a good subclass. I can't deny it. It's a fun subclass. Um, it wasn't great for me because we decided no healers, uh, because I was the paladin and I would heal. And when you get the oath breaker subclass, all you have is lay on hands. So it was like, ah, shit. Yeah, you can get your oath back. So.
00:45:55
Speaker
It's fine, like you can get your oath back, but it becomes expensive when you break your oath like six times, which I did because I can't not kill the people. They're bad people. They have to die. Yeah, they do. Yeah. But no, it's a very good game. And hopefully crossplay comes out soon.
00:46:19
Speaker
Yeah, if we do a cross play, maybe we should do a, if the people are interested, maybe we should give them a, a ball to get play through. We can do, um, be chaotic as possible. It would, I think we would, we would, we would have to bring some of our friends and I think Rosie and Emma both have the game as well. Yes. We would have to do a.
00:46:41
Speaker
yes uh get them in as well and do that i would absolutely feel would be crazy yes i would absolutely play as a monk um because oh yeah because i do kind of like jab jab so many clashes that i want to play as because i can't throw a dm i don't get the chance to play i'm like baldersgate is my job i want to do nice yeah um but you're um coming at the DMing soon
00:47:08
Speaker
I am, I am. Uh, obviously people will listen. Yes. Uh, I have a one-shot coming up soon for world building for the pirate campaign. Um, and to introduce a new player into DND, um, both at the same time, it's multi-classing and multi-tasking as you will, um, in like a week and a half. Give or take. Yeah. I'm very excited. I'm, I'm very excited. Yeah. Um, the, so the premise for the one shot is it's a heist.
00:47:37
Speaker
on a floating island full of lords. And the person whom has hired you for the heist is already the star NPC of the campaign, Boblin the Goblin. Boblin the Goblin. Excellent. Boblin the Goblin. Yes. He is the one who has hired you for the heist. The object, you don't know, but you know where it is. So there's that.
00:48:06
Speaker
And yeah, how we're going to do it is like half an hour before the session starts. I'll show you a lot of the map and I'll be like, if you, you can think of ways to get in. Um, then you can roll me some dice to think if you can figure out if there are guards or people there. Um, and that would be like a planning thing. Cause heist, all heists need to plan. Um, I mean, not that guard's better to me. Yeah. Well, yes. With your, with your character. Yes.
00:48:35
Speaker
You're not your last character. I did tell you I was coming for your throat. Yeah, I didn't realise the depth of that character. That you asked a forever DM'd military character. Yes, yes, yes. I do want to float you an idea that I have. Can I choose two steps for the actual campaign?
00:49:03
Speaker
two stabs or two stats. I want to make, because I'm playing an old lady. I want to make her charisma 20 because she's an old lady and she's lovely, but I also want to make her strength one. I mean, sure. I thought you're going to do something ridiculous. Yeah, that's fine. You can make her strength one if you want to make her strength one. Fantastic. Yeah. Great. Excellent. I'm happy now. That's what I wanted to do.
00:49:32
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know how you're going to carry a lot, but that's fine. It's fine. I've got, I've got a grandpa to do that for me. That's true. That's true. Yeah. And, um, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the MPC for the ship he's making is his dad. Um,
00:49:51
Speaker
Oh, so my son. Your child. Yes, your son. Oh, well, fuck it. I've got two. I've got two slaves. Yeah. Well, they they will specifically stay on the ship unless unless like something important happens. My son will carry my bags, Alex, wherever he will. I'm just talking about the NPCs. Yes, he will. He's obligated for people who don't know in my campaign. I'm doing a thing where because six people
00:50:20
Speaker
can't run a ship by themselves logically, regardless if this is a fantasy thing or not. They can all create an NPC that I will play as a helper on the ship. But there will be no, like, combat with them. I'm not going to make them DM NPCs. They will just be on the ship, and they will be told what to do, and they will have a personality, and they will be related to your backstory. That's like it. Exactly. I mean, at some point, that's what I'm doing.
00:50:49
Speaker
I don't know what I'm doing for mine yet. I've not thought about it. It could be anything. You could actually do anything. Yeah, I've got some ideas. I don't want it to be related, related to me. I might make it related to someone else. Just to be funny.
00:51:09
Speaker
nice um i mean you could do um like make it um lila's mother yeah or something like that just just just to be or an ex lover or just something like that just to fuck with someone yeah i mean that's possible i in fact uh the other day uh me and rosie did our subclass we finished it i heard i heard i heard and it's cool and it's gonna be fun
00:51:38
Speaker
Um, yeah, we need to do mine. We do. We do. Um, whenever that's fine. Yeah. Um, yeah. So we're, we're, we're two, two subclasses down so far. Um, well three, cause I think Lila is not going to homebrew one instead. We're hovering a race. Yeah. We're going to homebrew a race for.
00:52:01
Speaker
Yeah, but the house is just a monkey and that's not interesting. Yeah, but yeah, I think it's because she wants to use one of the default ones that she hasn't used and it's related to the scene. Yeah. So technically we're three out of six. So far my favorite out of the two homebrew subclasses, three if you count yours because you know what you're doing and you send me it.
00:52:26
Speaker
Um, uh, sure. Yeah. You might, you said you might change a few times now that I might never mind. Yeah, I forgot about that. Um, yeah, out of the, the whole house sounds so cool. I might need to put my outfit into mine. Hmm. Yeah. Um, but yeah, out of the two home brewed ones, uh, Michael's is my favorite. Okay. Well, we spent a long last time.
00:52:50
Speaker
like in chat. And he came with like this full fledged insane idea. And I was like, this sounds sick. Yes. And we've shown me all of the Hero Forges he's created for his character. How many has he made? Like multiple. And I was like, yes, yes, this is fine. All of those with the campaign.
00:53:11
Speaker
I don't think he'll buy one of them probably. Okay. Yeah, I'm definitely getting one. I might get one for the one shot as well because I've not got any yet. Fair enough. But yeah.
00:53:25
Speaker
Don't get me wrong. I love Rosie subclass as well. It's so cool. It's just, Michael's the one for a monk and I love monks. I just can't not hate this subclass. We fixed monks. Like just with this subclass, we have fixed the whole of monks. They're no longer shit. They're good. It won't be broken. It's just finally useful.
00:53:52
Speaker
It doesn't do 1d4 of unarmed attack damage at level 1. It's not fucking shit. It can do something now, and it's helpful, and I love it. But yeah, this party is quite diverse. It is. I'm very. I think we've got a good range. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Because Rosie's bad, right? Yeah. Mike's monk. I'm going Warlock. And then we've got Fire.
00:54:26
Speaker
Druid okay Is Lila doing squash buckler? No, maybe She might be she just wants she wants to use a class with Water-related abilities. So it might be like both of the sea paladin or something. I don't think oh, yeah. Yeah, I think okay I don't think she's actually decided on the class. Yeah
00:54:50
Speaker
Yeah. Okay, thank you. That makes sense. But yeah, so but there's no healers, which is like an important thing. But it will be fine. We can hire someone. Yeah, it will be fine. But I've done a bunch of extra rules as well, because it has gone on me. Pirates generally have cargo. And if you are traveling at sea, I need to create I need to find a way to monitor how much food and shit you've got. And luckily, I found a TikTok.
00:55:21
Speaker
Um that made it easy for me. Yeah, so excellent. That's we love that. Yeah, so it will be You guys assign a level of dice to your the items like food will be a d12 or d20 or whatever and what will be like a d12 as well and then After every like journey or something like a long journey before you get to land you roll it um if you roll No, if you roll a one two
00:55:51
Speaker
Yeah, one or two. You go down the dice, so go D12 to D8. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, and then you get down to a D4, and if you roll a one, you have nothing left. That's it. And you have to go buy some more stuff. That's so cool. Yeah, because I was like, I don't want to be clicking no buttons to measure the exact amount of food.
00:56:12
Speaker
You will all just have food and need to buy it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a really good idea. Yeah. Yeah. The minute I saw it, I was like, yes, I need this so badly. I also as a rule, I've decided that like everyone could be proficient with guns. Your pirates, like they always use guns. Excellent. Excellent. Because like it's going to waste half the items I've created if no one can use guns. So I was like, OK, just your pirates just use guns, I guess.
00:56:42
Speaker
Yeah, it's, yeah. We mentioned, I mean, we started talking about my one shot character and then we skipped forward. For those interested, I'm playing a fairy barbarian beast. I can't remember oath of the beast or something like that. The one where you get spectral claws. And that's just what I'm using.
00:57:12
Speaker
four attacks around yeah yeah it's um you had a rough time in that demonstration yeah i mean i was fine with that like here's what it is um it will abs the thing is as much as your character can kill things you are a glass cannon you have oh yeah a 13 80 and 43 health oh yeah yeah absolutely but you've given me a gun and some magical objects yeah that's fine that's fine
00:57:40
Speaker
I've taken this all into account when creating the encounters. Don't worry. It's okay. I've thought about this. I've only got minimal rages to be fair. Once I run out, then we'll see how that goes. Yes. It's not like I'm going to make it too difficult because if you die, not a lot of people can do more damage.
00:58:06
Speaker
But there will be difficulty. Now, obviously, we'll have a first time player. So I have to balance it as well. Yes. Yes. But, you know, nothing's better than learning. Then jumping into the deep end is how I look at things. So, you know, no, but it should be good. There'll be like a good amount of combat as opposed to role playing because it's it's it's like a one shot for free. One shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. But yeah.
00:58:36
Speaker
I can't wait for it. You were also in a new campaign on Fridays? I am. This is my third campaign every week. Yeah, I know. My Friday is my fourth. Yes. We play a lot of D&D. We play a lot of D&D. Yeah, so Lashara, obviously a player from your campaign, has started a new campaign.
00:59:08
Speaker
on Fridays, which I've joined. And basically similar to your rules of making a character and whatnot. It's mostly open as long as we talk, discuss the stuff. And I'm playing an artificer. An artificer. Herring gone. Herring gone. How do you want to say it? Oh, so wait, you took my advice of being a rabbit? Yes, when you rolled that rabbit, I took the rabbit. I'm playing the rabbit. Oh, nice. Excellent.
00:59:36
Speaker
And it's really cool. So I'm home brewing a subclass for an artificer, the carpenter subclass, because for some reason, it's not a thing. No one's even home brewed it yet, which I find very surprising because like so cool. Yeah. I was like, OK, carpenters should exist as artificers. You've got like blacksmiths. I don't see why you don't have carpenters. So so I haven't gotten very far into the levels and other stuff, but at the moment,
01:00:05
Speaker
I can make boomerangs, because I love boomerangs. Artifices get boomerangs. It's cool. But these boomerangs have like abilities. It's kind of like the arcane archer thing. It's literally called arcane boomerang. Nice, nice, nice. But it will be more interesting. There'll be more stuff. So there's one which is like rope boomerang, which is basically just like a grappling hook. There's explosive boomerang. There's the elemental boomerangs, which are all like the elements.
01:00:36
Speaker
Yeah, there will be ones with like radiant and aquatic like blessed boomerang and cursed boomerang. There's gonna be a misty step boomerang because yes, teleporting is fun. But I haven't figured out the other boomerangs and I still haven't figured out like other stuff in the class because just boomerangs for a class would be pretty naff. So obviously there's got to be- I think that's pretty cool. Yeah. I think it's pretty cool just having boomerangs.
01:01:03
Speaker
I mean, it would be all right. Yeah. But at a higher level, you just need to like, buff them up at higher levels. Oh, yeah. They'll be doing more damage. I've already got that. They will do more damage because a lot of the other artificial classes get two attacks. I'm not going to do two attacks. I'm just going to. It's going to be like spells at a fifth level. It would just be another dice and so on and so forth like it is with casters. Yeah. But yeah. And I've already done the backstory. Like I did it on the session. I figured it all out.
01:01:32
Speaker
Um, you know, he's, he's from a secluded forest, uh, where he grew up with his six other siblings who all have their own trade. We've got, uh, we've got a blacksmith, we've got a trader, we've got a performer. We've, what else do we have? A builder, a farmer. Yeah. Um, and there's one more, can't remember it. We'll get there.
01:02:02
Speaker
Uh, I think it might just be like adventurer or warrior or something is the last one. Um, and his dad was a really famous adventurer who left, uh, who left the forest to go and kill this cult. Um, and he hasn't returned. So ever. Yes, but he never returned. Um,
01:02:28
Speaker
But everyone left anyways the forest to pursue their trade. And it's been many years and he's decided after his years of trading as a carpenter to go after the cult and become an adventurer for a bit. So yeah, that's his fun little backstory, pretty much. Yeah. A pretty standard character backstory.
01:02:57
Speaker
Yeah, classic D&D, which is always good. Yeah, I do love an all-classic backstory. So it's funny that you mention Artisopher because I'm currently working, I think, I can't remember if I finished it or started working on my Artisopher subclass. Just Chaos Engineer. Ah, it's nice. Which is, some of them are coming together, which is nice.
01:03:22
Speaker
Um, we should, I think our next, um, single, um, episode, which is a me and you, we should discuss making a subclass. I think we need to actually get into that. Cause I think when we both enjoy, I enjoy it. I do. Um, I've made my fair share of subclasses. Yeah. Um, you have as well. Yeah, definitely should. I think this is a good place to end it for today. Um, before the horror story.
01:03:52
Speaker
Oh, your favourite segment. I'm genuinely so excited now. Your favourite segment, gosh. Oh, I come far. Yes. Oh, God. I'm genuinely, oh, I can't. You can tell I'm genuinely lost for words. I can't believe you forgot about your favourite segment. I'm so excited. Oh, OK, let's go. Let's go. Yeah, a good one.
01:04:19
Speaker
um it's it's all right i mean there was a lot of choices today uh because recently the i've seen i've seen quite a few it's been popping off so i was like okay we're kind of spot for choices here so uh am i the arsehole for feeling like this is unfun yeah no uh i agree you're probably not um
01:04:41
Speaker
But yeah, so hi, everyone. I've played D&D on and off for a year or two. And recently I got back into playing with a group at my LGS. Not sure what that stands for. I'm guessing local gaming store. Something like that. Probably that.
01:04:57
Speaker
I play Magic there all the time, so I know these people, but the D&D people, I don't know as much. I asked if I could join their campaign, five people. Diablo the game inspired campaign and the DM said it was fine, which by the way, Diablo, great game. I think I've heard of it. I've maybe played a little bit of it, but not a huge amount. No, yeah, it's a pretty good game. So yeah, they made a human fighter fourth level.
01:05:26
Speaker
Yep, beginner at D&D. Yeah. With the Battlemaster subclass, which I love. And they specialise... It's a good place to start. Yeah, it is always a good place to start. Yeah. And they specialise in great weapons and they specifically use a great sword. This goes with my character's backstory of being a soldier and he develops an unorthodox sword fighting style.
01:05:52
Speaker
So to start my session with them, I'm introduced and everything is good, then eventually do combat. That's pretty much fine too. We kill a squad of rogues and then we have to fight a butcher and we end up helping it instead of killing it by pulling a sword out from behind its neck. It leaves and it also leaves a key for a magic chest we saw earlier. So we use it to open the chest and we have four options, angelic, demonic, Nephilim or humanity.
01:06:22
Speaker
essentially omnipotent good guy over watching us is communicated to by our artificer who says we can't choose the angelic or demonic and the artificer threatens to kill us if we disobey disorder. So now it's between Nephilim and humanity we vote and Nephilim ends up winning and we all receive very very powerful items. Cool.
01:06:45
Speaker
Here's where my fun just dips so hard. I receive a longsword, not a two-handed weapon, that does not only does three different types of damage for 1d12 each, but also gives me a plus 10 to all attributes. Mental. That's crazy. That's wild. For context, the DM said we can go past level 20 and go around 50.
01:07:11
Speaker
I'm sure the DM... Jesus fucking Christ, God, it's what they're going for. Yeah, I guess. I'm sure the DM figured it out. Yeah. So we get that and one of my party members gets a golden ornamental greatsword with amazing stats as well. And so I'm like, hey man, I'll trade you because the great sword works better for my character and literally fits it better. The DM tells me to my face, I can't trade or sell this item.
01:07:39
Speaker
There's no curse or anything to speak of, but I can't give my fucking Barbarian Party member a sword that will improve his abilities further. So now I'm just straight up not having fun, and then this makes me realize something about another weapon I got gifted earlier, a crystal dagger that scales damage with intelligence. I don't want to use that, so I want to give it to a rogue who only has a bow. Lo and behold, the dagger has the returning enchantment, so it'll keep coming back to me.
01:08:08
Speaker
So at the end of the session, I'm completely just not having fun. The DM is actively trying to make me switch a key part of my character, great weapon fighting, and use an OP one-handed sword. And he even said himself, we'll see if he wants to use this two-handed after this. And then when I use my fucking skull, he hits me with the nuh-uh and completely blocks me from switching with my party member. I've already resolved to myself if I say I'm putting that fucking thing in storage or never using it.
01:08:36
Speaker
I feel like I'm being punished, being pushed into a direction which I genuinely don't want my characters to go in. And it's making me want to leave the game after the first session. Yeah, that's it. DM the dick. Yeah. DM the dick. But the first comment has brought us back to my favorite line. Did you say that to the DM?
01:09:06
Speaker
What's the answer? What did they reply? They didn't. It says, communicate your feelings. If you do so, I'm in a respectful manner, then you're not the arsehole. If this game is not fun for you, decline further participation. Also, this game doesn't sound very good, but that might be a matter of taste. Yeah. It doesn't sound fun to me, but at the same time, I prefer, as you might have realised, a slow levelling.
01:09:40
Speaker
I mean, I could say, I don't know. I'm trying really hard to see it from the DM's point of view. I'm trying so hard to be like, to see it from. Yeah. It's not a difficult switch to go. Oh.
01:10:01
Speaker
As your fighter grabs the blade and thinks, I would rather it be like a two-handed sword, it grows into a two-handed longsword. Yeah, I mean, longswords are versatile, right? So they are actually just two-handed as well. Like you can just wield them two-handed. Yeah, but they're not the two-handed sword that I want. I mean...
01:10:26
Speaker
It's a bit odd from the DM. Yeah. To flat out refuse, because all it does is an extra damage dice. It's a D12 rather than a D10. You've already increased his attributes by 10 across the board. At this point, it doesn't matter if you give him a D12 as opposed to a D10. His modifier probably does more damage than that dice. Yeah, probably.
01:10:54
Speaker
But, and this was brought up, and this is a good point about Diablo, the game. There are obviously differences of weapons in Diablo being a fighting game. And items like the one they got given, legendary items, are character bound items. So it kind of sounds like the DM's trying to replicate character bound. Now, we would know this if they ask them,
01:11:24
Speaker
but I'm guessing they've not asked or talked about it. Have they replied to any comment? They've replied to the comments about this DMs and us all leave the game and they went, yeah, I'm going to try one more session.
01:11:40
Speaker
So they've picked and chosen which comments to reply to, ignoring the ones we've got. Have you spoken to the DM? They've gone, you know what? I haven't, so I'm not replying. I'm back on the DM side. The DMs can't solve problems if you don't tell us you've got problems. Yeah. Literally, yeah. And there's been quite a few comments, so. Right, OK.
01:12:08
Speaker
yeah but level 50 is interesting um level 50 is a decision that's like my biggest takeaway from that is that you're letting people go to level 50 like regardless of whatever happens to let people go to level 50 that's so mad how many dice are they rolling at level 50 jesus they must have a lot of dice um what kind of encounters are you running for them at level 50 yeah
01:12:38
Speaker
because a level 20 encounter is an undertaking yeah yeah is oh god yeah well there you go um yeah our horror story for the week that is the horror story for the week um don't play level 50 campaigns guys that's uh yeah i guess that's our takeaway from that yeah yeah pretty much um yeah
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