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Nonsensical Nonsense: Chaos in Progress
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No script. No brakes. Nothing is off limits. Just straight chaos. If you like your conversations unfiltered and a little unhinged this is the place to be. Completely unpredictable, never a dull moment
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Welcome and Show Introduction
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
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Thank you.
Show Format and Unpredictability
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What the fuck is going on, motherfuckers? That is really bright already right off the roof. And he hit us. Get this shit all fixed up there.
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There we go. up? Happy Saturday, motherfuckers. I said that all already, but I'll say it again. Welcome to Nonsense and Goal. Nonsense.
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where all the rules of streaming and podcasting and everything like that just goes straight the fuck out the window, and we do whatever the fuck we want, however the fuck we want. first only Well, not as long as we fucking want, but for a hot minute.
Listener Engagement and Social Media
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Right here on the Nonsensical Network. If you're not already, ahead and give us a like, share, and a subscribe.
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Bio.link, got all them links there for all them social medias. Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. I can guarantee you Saturday nights are always fun.
Hosting Dynamics and Chuck Norris Tribute
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And absolutely unpredictable because we never know what's going to fucking happen. Hell, sometimes people think they're supposed to host a show and they're not. That's how unpredictable we are. We don't even know who may or may not show up to host a show.
00:04:43
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It's a good thing I wasn't super late tonight. But, uh, shots and chatter's box. What's going on? Scorpio. Yes. Right off the bat, real early, right out the gate.
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RIP to my man Chuck Norris many many many many years grew up watching Chuck you know Chuck was always the ultimate cool guy ultimate badass definitely an icon definitely a legend unfortunately um you know some say he didn't die as my man Scorpio says he defeated life Other people said that him and death finally came to terms ah People all said he's in hell kicking ass. I don't know, man. um Wherever he's at, he's definitely doing Chuck Norris things.
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So, definitely RIP Chuck, man. that's up That's a tough loss, man. it's a That's a bitter pill to swallow. I don't usually get too emotional or too hung up on...
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celebrity deaths or anything like that. Not that I'm emotional or hung up or torn up on it. It's just sometimes, you know, they they they hit a little bit different. So... but but What up, Ronnie?
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Who made this sit? I don't know. I don't know.
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i am not rubbing your belly. You are cussed. Very nice. Very evil. Very good.
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What up, Wall Cephas?
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Go to hell, Wally. What up, Chris Technician?
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Where's the Slim Jims?
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I done eated them all. The squash was hungry.
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I represent my macho man, the macho. Oh, yeah, there's the macho man, man. Macho madness. Anyways, any huge ease. Yeah, man.
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Chuck Norris shit kind of hit out of nowhere. And I think it caught everybody off guard.
Celebrity Death Game and Guest Shoutouts
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And you know what? I won't lie. As much as it sucks that he died, I'm also a little bit upset that, um, Hey, nobody had him on their list and B I had an opportunity to snatch him up as for an EP and emergency pick and get them points.
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Um, But I didn't because I thought, ah, it's Chuck Norris. He'll be fine. Well, was I wrong? Because not only was I going to hit him with an emergency pick, but I was going to call my shot on him because I should have. But I didn't, and that's okay. say it makes me you know The joys of the Angel of Death game.
00:07:35
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yeah Yeah, that makes me a terrible fucking human being, and that's all right. because There's three other idiots that participated in there are two other idiots that participate in that with me and there was four other idiots at the beginning of the year So I'm not the only one and you fuckers ate it up so Anywho, um Take a real quick shout out to our guests this week ah Wally had Mark something on but there I'm not gonna but I don't know how you pronounce his last name So i'm not going butcher it. But Wally had him on there. I think they were talking hobby cars and stuff. Monday, also Monday night, I had Mr. David Earl Waterman on. And him and I had a lot of fun. He was cool as fuck. So shout out to him. Greatly appreciate you taking time out of your evening to to come hang out with us on our shows. Tuesday, unfortunately, there was no Glicks House of Music. Shout out to Zay Grassley and his family.
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There was a family emergency, so he was not able to make it Tuesday night. But we have rescheduled that. And Zay will be back here in a few weeks. After after i get back from vacation, i think mid-April.
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So Zay will be on. But shout out to him and his family. Hopefully everything's okay and everybody's good. And then Wednesday night, I had um Comedian...
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Susan Horn on Glick's Comedy Lounge. And she was fucking hysterical. We had a lot of fun. um And definitely looking forward to ah seeing her live at some point. And also potentially having her back on the road. Or back on the show. Back on the road. Back on the show.
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Down the road. ah What up, 215? How you doing, bro?
Network Humor and Panel Recaps
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Salute.
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It was an honest mistake. You're good, Rock. Don't worry, brother. Yeah, yeah yeah, go ahead. Might as well get the goodies, Chris Technician. You're not allowed to quit.
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You know better. There's only one way out, and that's unaliving. Becoming unalive. That's the only way out. You're in for life, Wally.
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ah So, yeah, another week of awesome guests. And then last night while he was in the garage, um I would like to say it was a good panel. Unfortunately, Corey was there, so kind ruined it for everybody. if it ah Fucking with you, Corey. No, it was a good panel. They were talking a lot of shit and talking some car shit and some car stuff. I don't know things I don't know anything about.
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um I would have joined them but you know i was I was too busy being the laziest member of the network and I didn't feel like it so Fuck you
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yeah fuck you it was sixty something today here it was gorgeous outside I'm not going to complain. i all your I've already got my picks.
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Well, James, Wally is the only grease monkey that we have on the network. So by default, he has to be your favorite.
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Rocky, I know you're a Lingering backstage, you are welcome to join anytime. You don't have to wait. fifty fifty He's just lurking back there. He's just watching. I'm waiting for him to start randomly pushing fucking buttons and doing shit to fuck with me.
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So i will say this. Next week, I will be doing shows Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
Upcoming Shows and Host Absence
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Fingers crossed. All my guests show up.
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um And then I will be gone for the next week and some change. So I won't be here for the next two Saturdays. And then the following week, I won't be doing any shows, Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
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So the next two Saturdays.
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In the live, Rock. I used to like you, James. I used to like you, James. ah The next two Saturdays, not tonight, but the next two Saturdays after tonight, could be Rocky, could be Wally, could be Rocky the next two weeks.
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You guys can get your wish. Rocky can take over just for a short time. He's just a fill-in host. He's not a permanent host.
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Only one thing in that video, and I didn't do that. That would have been the ah the man behind the curtain. Only one thing in that video was factual, and that was the younger part. That was the only thing that was true.
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See, with great power comes great responsibility, Rocky.
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Just because I'm not here doesn't mean I'm not in control. I'm always in control. What's going on, Daniel? How you doing, brother? Appreciate you swinging by.
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I give you guys a a false sense of security. And it's all part of my master plan.
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But I'm always in control. Actually, I'll be honest with you. The next... actually Next Saturday for sure. yeah I will not be paying any fucking an attention.
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That's a guarantee. I don't know what we're doing the following. We'll be on our way home the following Saturday. So I may be able to at least pop into the chat and be like, what up, dick bags?
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If the show's live.
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If in the show is live, but we will see what happens. But i have I have told Wally and Rocky that they are more than welcome to to run the show. There we go.
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I had to look at the timer. I'm also cooking dinner.
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What's going on, when Rock
Weather Humor and Network Dynamics
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Queens? How you been, stranger?
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All is well. Hope everything is well on your end. you know
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Yes.
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Please don't forget to hit that like. Absolutely. Drop a like. Drop a follow. Drop a subscribe. Do all the things. The shares.
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fifty fifty fifty fifty
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ah well Happy belated birthday. Hopefully you're feeling better. That sucks getting sick Sick right before your For your birthday, i don't know what's going on with the network apparently there's the network is is is losing it look who what that's weird
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Rock is a fraud wide
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Rock was just he was click what is happening
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but
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Joe Rogan couldn't carry my fucking luggage specifically
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That's why Rock Lee is further de-evolving. He will never reach his full Sasquatchian potential with this kind of attitude and this kind of mentality. This is not how you you treat the great Glick Squatch.
00:17:58
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Thanks so much, buddy. Yeah, man, a lot of a yeah a lot of people, man, I don't know where, ah you know, here or we are. This weather's been killing everybody because we get a few days of like some really nice weather.
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Then it gets cold again for a couple of days and then we get warm and then it's rain and it's snow and then it's just dog shit, man. Ohio has been wiling out this week. Yo, between the weather last week, we had windstorms and tornadoes and power outages and internet outages. and And then there was fucking Sasquatch sightings everywhere. My people were running because shit was about to pop off.
00:18:32
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And then a fucking giant asteroid slammed into Ohio I had to stick around being the king of the squatches and hold down the forest. It's okay. Everything's fine. Everybody's all right.
00:18:44
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But, yeah, man, it was a wild week in Ohio. A wild week.
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Joe Rogan who? Yeah, yeah. Exactly. What's going on, Jasper? How you doing, dude?
00:19:04
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You're not fired. You're just not alive. you can't You can't quit. You can't be fired. You can only die. yeah That's the only way out. Yeah,
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it's been crazy. Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a while here at Ohio. it's a I don't know.
Nostalgia and Pop Culture Discussion
00:19:22
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I truly don't know, man. Yeah.
00:19:28
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Wow, Ohio is weird, man. Ohio is weird. It's a wild place, man. Aliens and asteroids and Bigfoot sisters. I don't know what to i don't know what i still of know what the plural of my people are. Bigfoot sisters?
00:19:39
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Bigfeets? Bigfeet? Bigfoots? I don't know. Either way, it don't matter. There's a lot of them
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A flock of foots?
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Oh, yeah, it's a macho man. Yeah, man. Macho King, baby. I love macho man. oh Hogan who? Fuck Hollywood Hogan. folk ho ho hoke hogan Don't never like him. I was never a little Hulkamania.
00:20:06
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I was down for the madness.
00:20:12
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It was a wee little Glick. A macho Glick. A baby macho Glick. I may or may not have had me a little bit of a crush on Miss Elizabeth. I mean, who didn't? It was Miss Elizabeth or Sensational Sherry back in the day.
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yes cool
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Hell yeah, Rock Cleese. I haven't been up to the flats in years. I used to go up there when I was younger. I loved it up there. that's That was some good partying. It was some good partying up at the flats.
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I think it's still there today from my understanding. I don't know if it is. I would i know we' we're talking about taking a a weekend or an extended weekend or something up to Cleveland. And there it is. I'm definitely hitting up. there I'm not going party like I did back then. I just want to hit up the flats for nostalgia and just have a few drinks and whatnot. Those are some good times. The macho man click. Hell yeah.
00:21:19
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Right. Yeah, but just run with their head back in the day. I guess I will be old. It's okay and Back in the day. Hell yeah Those are some good times man Cleveland Cleveland's a cool city man Cleveland's got a lot of cool shit up there, you know sports music good food arts Partying drinking
00:21:47
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I will be 45 in October, and I was told that I'm pushing 50 today by my kids.
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I live in a house where I'm bullied constantly.
00:22:01
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Yeah. all over However, the giant kid in me did come out. We were at Walmart. We had to get some stuff for vacation next week.
00:22:13
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And sounds like the Hedgehog and DC have partnered up. And the Sonic the Hedgehog characters are DC characters. So, like, Sonic is the Flash, and Tails is Cyborg, and ah Shadow is Batman, and... Oh, I can't remember that red one. He's Superman.
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i was like, this is fucking dope.
00:22:38
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here I'm gonna give you a Cleveland the Steamer, James Ottawa. Right on your fucking forehead. Yeah.
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it's Wait, what? There's a giant kid in me. but Wait, what? specific I don't know if that's...
00:23:03
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Oh, look at your side the show's ugly face. You done hiding behind the curtain? I'm done hiding behind the curtain, man.
00:23:12
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Like a little bitch. Like little bitch. How's that jigger ever going for you tonight?
Preparations for Upcoming Shows
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hey gri i don't know what got into me. I was listening back to last week's show and I was like, dang, man, and Gluck really going at each other last week.
00:23:34
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I got on the stream and I'm like, Rocky Taker, well, that's not going to happen. I have to remind him. I was just like, wait, what? oh yeah wait How am I?
00:23:48
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What? How's he paying attention? yeah I was going to call you earlier the week and ask you, like what do you do to set up? like What is your normal? Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, man, he's already on vacation. I'm not going bother him. I'm going to just figure it out. but now we We leave really Friday morning at like 4 o'clock in the morning.
00:24:09
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So if you have any questions for next week, if you're going to be here, feel free to reach out to You can ask me I'll help you. Or Wally can help you. Wally knows how to do stuff, too. Cool.
00:24:20
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Don't ask me to give you Wally's number because I'll tell you I will. And then it'll be four weeks from now. And I still hadn't given, it I mean, I don't know. It only only took you five years to save my number. Yeah. It only took you what, two years to get Rick's number.
00:24:35
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it's I didn't even realize I had Rick's number. yeah but Rick didn't realize it either. ah We thought we were just friends on Snapchat. Like that's how we always talk. And then he was like,
00:24:46
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Yeah, I think I gave you my number. I said, no, you jackass, you don't give anybody your number. And then right in the middle of the show, he texted me. said, yeah, you have my number, stupid. Yeah. Yeah. i've had bed shoot I've had Rick's number since truck and fam days. ah Yeah, right.
00:25:04
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Rock Queens have kids. They said it'll be fun. Rocky, you should have all the kids. I might. You probably do. How many times have you
00:25:16
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Flash Bandicoot is not Superman. Calm down, Lazy. how many How many kids have you gotten to go and get Newports and a gallon of milk? I've gotten a lot of boxes of American spirits in my time. Ooh, look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants. The healthy cigarettes.
00:25:34
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That's what they say. They're all natural. they're They're organic. Whatever. I don't give a shit. It's cheaper than $10 cigarettes. That's all. Dude, that's... but i don't so I haven't smoked for the last few years.
00:25:47
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Yeah. And... um I was talking to one of the guys at work who who says he's trying to quit, but he has a brand new pack of cigarettes every day. And... He was like, I don't even like camels, but they had them buy wouldnt get one, or youll buy buy two for $12 or something like that. and i was like, yeah, okay, that sounds like a good deal. He was like, yeah, because my normal brand is like $11 a pack. What the fuck are you smoking, dude? He was like, Marble Reds.
00:26:14
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Man, the last time I smoked cigarettes, Marble Reds were six-something a pack. Marble Lights, whatever, they were six-something a pack. Yeah. Go back to work. you Get your ass back to work.
00:26:25
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Son. I expect you to be here later. See you later.
00:26:36
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I don't look at which is awesome. I don't look 44 either. I look 65.
00:26:40
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Yeah, that's true. i living you Any day now, I'm definitely taking over the network. just It's definitely happening. it He's going age out, everybody. Click's having a grabber on the show, a stroke, something. I hope if all else fails, I have stroke and I can be like Stephen Hawkins in a little wheelchair and still hug the show because I'll still be a robot.
00:27:03
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He'll still be the robot,
Network Control and Nostalgic Drinks
00:27:05
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dude. ah That's funny. Jesus is not listening, and I promise you, T-Rock. Here
00:27:16
Speaker
here we go with the rocks again, man. I'm telling you, dude. Where are all of these rocks coming from, bro? That's T-Rock, man. That's not Rock. That's T-Rock. We don't know.
00:27:28
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He's a rock and roll T-Rex, so he's T-Rock. Too many rocks, man. There used to only be me. I need to change my name. You know, that's the thing about not being original.
00:27:41
Speaker
There's only one Glick. How many other Glicks have you seen in that chat? None. i could change your day I can change that real quick.
00:27:58
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Climbaitete might need to change his profile. Climbaitete is the best. Cheers, T-Roc. Cheers, man. Cheers. Cheers. You know what? i need to go grab a beer, actually. I'll be right back. How do I not have a beer?
00:28:18
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Marble Rez is my brand when I lived over the border. sometimes ah My mom used to smoke them misty's 120s or Virginia Slim 120. Mom used to smoke them shits. ah All of them.
00:28:32
Speaker
I remember buying 40s of beer, Hosted Pies. but Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. You get the 40 ounces. The double deuce, if you will.
00:28:46
Speaker
Get you some fucking little Debbie snacks for 25 cents. Pack of cigarettes for a buck something. Shit, yeah.
00:28:59
Speaker
Back in the day, them good old days right there.
00:29:05
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My beer is getting warm. Drop the link. Drink your beers. Oh, dude. We talked about this a couple years back. In the 90s.
00:29:20
Speaker
Oh, really? Oh, man. No. now Old Milwaukee's Beast. My old man drank that when I was growing up. Oh, that stuff was bleh. Bleh.
00:29:33
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Thank God I worked when I was growing up because I had my own button money to buy good beer. But we talked a few years back perception how in the nineties, like your party party essentials was, was like, uh, the, the, uh, wine coolers, Bartles and James, or what was, there was another brand, uh, Boone's farm, strawberry wine and fucking some cheap ass beer, Natty Bush, whatever.
00:30:00
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ah and, um, and and The ultimate the ultimate 90s party essential was the mad dog 2020 MD 2020 you knew you were fucking puking up green, purple, orange, red, something that night. cause that shit And they still sell these fucking bottles for like $2 a bottle. And now they got the bootlegger stuff too.
00:30:23
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It's like $2 a bottle. no prices I can't believe it. He's truly an old man, guys. It's still $2 a bottle for MD and this bootlegger brand. But that shit would fucking get you wrecked.
00:30:40
Speaker
Wrecked. Yeah, yeah I Know what you're talking about to your rock yeah, it so we had Oh, yeah, I was young. Oh, yeah I like I was a Budweiser guy just a few years back I switched over to Miller light from Budweiser Yeah, all my broke as all my broke-ass friends in high school with all their cheap-ass shit, and I rolled up and I had a case of Budweiser and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
00:31:12
Speaker
And I only shared the pretty girls. Oh, that's fucked up, dude. Not even the homies? Well, you know, certain homies I shared with. Not all of them. I would have loved to have some Jack. I got a really bad thing for honey Jack Daniels, honey.
00:31:33
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That's great. Try it. If you haven't yet, try it with sweet tea. it' It'll change your life. Yeah. I don't know. I've never tried that. Well, little sweet tea and a honey and honey Jack on the rocks, man.
AI Music and Creative Covers
00:31:47
Speaker
It's, it's a perfect summer drink.
00:31:52
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Mad down Boone's fun. Yeah. Boone's farm for the ladies and like the fuzzy Naval, Wine coolers. The girls loved that shit. Those Bartles and James, whatever the fuck they were.
00:32:04
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But to tell you what, those combinations, man, of that MD-2020 and that cheap fucking beer. Man, that's that mixture of, I'm about to wake up in the middle of it. I grew up in the country.
00:32:18
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In the middle of some random ass cornfield the next afternoon. Wondering where the fuck am and what the fuck happened and why am I in my boxers? That's not good, man.
00:32:32
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Honeyjack is dangerous. I agree 100%. Honey Jack is bad it's so good though. Honey Jack is dangerous. It's it's so good, man. Mike's hard lemonade for the win. Shut your young ass Oh my god. This is the first time I actually agreed with Glick.
00:32:49
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um Get out of here. Yeah, T-Rock. That's what I'm talking about. Nice cigar, little Honey Jack, and some sweet tea.
00:33:02
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Oh, on the patio, get you little fire, maybe some good music on. That's a game changer. oh man, I have something I need to show you, Glick. um Just because you walk both sides of the line like I do.
00:33:17
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um
00:33:20
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I heard this really crazy AI cover of a song that we both know. And okay you're you're definitely going to like want to listen to this. It's ah it's really cool.
00:33:35
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Oh, my gosh. I'm going to dropkick you, ain't I? Yeah. MD2020 was that. That was that penny drop-up. if We dropping pennies tonight.
00:33:50
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Yeah. I mean, Honey Jack's good. I like i like Honey Jack with... With tea, I guess you could mix it with Coke. It's a little weird because of the honey flavor. Any of the Gatorade flavors, I've mixed it with Gatorade before. It's really good with Gatorade. Same with like Crown Apple. Crown Apple the shit with Gatorade.
00:34:10
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ah Have you heard this before? Glick?
00:34:18
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So it's Gangster's Paradise, but it's the country version. haven't heard this version, but I heard us so i heard it i heard the soul version of it. This is life, man. i I could drive listening to this, and i and it's probably one of the first AI songs outside of the ones you've shown me, where i was like, dude, this is really, really good. It's definitely like worth a listen to.
00:34:45
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Well, fucking cue it up there, Kumuusabi.
00:35:11
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Hell yeah. Right? I listen to this over the original song. And that's made a lot. Some of those songs like that, dude. there's ah There's a heavy metal version of the Eagles Hotel California.
00:35:38
Speaker
Yeah, I'll take that over the fucking original. I'll see if I can down my little thing.
00:35:57
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We've been in a gangster's paradise. We've been a gangster's paradise.
00:36:10
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just fit so well i was like man have to like show this when you get a chance listen to the whole thing this thing's a good it's a banger it's a banger oh god who let him in i'm just kidding we we have to let at least one canadian in per night it's i don't know ah congress is i don't know i i Equality. no I don't know, man. I'm just following the rules. Tariffs. I don't even know. Tariffs. Fuck your tariffs.
00:36:49
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Hey, I love that shirt, though. I will say that, James. That shirt is hard. hard, man. that is hard man He had to go change his clothes. He's like, shit, Glick's got a Macho Man shirt on. What wrestling shirt? Oh, shoot. Let me join this. Let me join this. i'll be right back. Here, give me one second. We'll get your Cena shirt on. We'll go get my Cena shirt on. see I'll go get my Hogan shirt.
00:37:16
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I'll go get my Pinto shirt on. Or my Dean Ambrose shirt. Or Batista. Or HBK. Which one should Oh, dude, I love Pinto, man. I'm so glad he got the belt, bro. Finally.
00:37:26
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Same here. But I don't think he's going to have it much longer, though. They want the Lucha Brothers back together. I want the Lucha Brothers back together. Don't worry. We won't hold that against you, Rocks Queen. You're cool.
00:37:40
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you get to know you you get a You get a pass.
00:37:45
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You're basically Canadian. You drink good beer and you know about the flats.
00:37:56
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What was I going to do? Oh, yeah. i was pinning that comment so people can find it And then I need to switch it up.
Panel Participation and Socialization
00:38:05
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What you been up to, buddy? How you been, man?
00:38:08
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I've been doing pretty drunk the last couple of days. been You've been doing pretty drunk, huh? I like the way you live life. pretty much just go on panels. That's what I do pretty much every day. Join people's panels. One one beard at one beer at a time, buddy.
00:38:27
Speaker
Six beers at a time. Damn. Damn. beast mode up in this motherfucker.
00:38:42
Speaker
Just a couple more weeks till WrestleMania. Enjoying what?
00:38:56
Speaker
i'm not him here enjoy the shot of whiskey
00:39:01
Speaker
enjoying what Oh, I'm telling CFM to enjoy her whiskey.
00:39:08
Speaker
I'm not touching hard liquor for a while. What did you do, James? don't know. I drank a little too much hard liquor the last couple months.
00:39:20
Speaker
Now I can't see you. Where did Rock go? That's Rock Cena. but Yeah, Ron Cena, Rock Cena, and then ah Jimmy.
00:39:32
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Little Jimmy.
00:39:39
Speaker
It's all right. Kevin Owens, John Cena. We got the macho madness in the building, the cream of the crop. thank
00:39:49
Speaker
You know
00:39:54
Speaker
what I'm saying? He might be coming back soon. I have to be careful. I'm on YouTube. I can't... I can't have these guns out for long. weapons out I mean,
00:40:08
Speaker
I can't even know there's a giant pe who right behind us on the panel. Huge, by the way, just just hanging out there. It's just g clicking his man. Chuck Norris hanging out one last time in the thumbnail tonight. Do a shot of whiskey for with with ah with you.
00:40:29
Speaker
Rock Queen says she'll do. Oh my god, there's Fidel Bongs.
00:40:35
Speaker
so
00:40:38
Speaker
I don't know who that guy is. Better drunk than sick. Amen to that. I know that's the truth.
00:40:45
Speaker
Is that you? It's the one and only me. And that PFP?
00:40:55
Speaker
I don't look nothing like you, bro. That was me from younger. That was about three years. That was me from younger. let' ah You go, Wally. You tell him. Keep talking that mess until these guns are choking you out, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. That's highly doubtful.
00:41:17
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I'm like, Wally, tap out. woo we that's what i'll putting you in on i'm put it down i can miss bi long I'm so glad I'm going to put him in the in the Arabic clinch and he's not going to know what to do.
00:41:39
Speaker
Why is he naming off his sexual positions? He's going to put you in James.
00:41:54
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Ready to tap out.
00:42:01
Speaker
Shoot, man. Well, how the fuck was your guys this week? It sounds like you had a a busy week gli yourself. There's not much going on in Canada, so there's nothing for James to really contribute.
00:42:12
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that That's my life, man. It's always busy.
00:42:18
Speaker
Getting ready for vacation, doing lots of shows, doing lots of show prep, doing lots of work, digging my new job. Where are you traveling? Going down to the great state of Southern Ohio.
00:42:34
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hu And by Southern Ohio, I mean Florida. Yeah. florida yeah ah currently live I currently live in North Florida. I can't wait to go can't wait to go to South Ohio.
00:42:46
Speaker
and nice
00:42:51
Speaker
what is know what they Next time, I'm going to take you to the Maldives.
Technical Difficulties and Music Interludes
00:43:07
Speaker
Talking about sneaking in booze. Apparently, you're so you're allowed to bring booze now into special events in Ontario. They're going to be bringing that out soon. What?
00:43:18
Speaker
you can bridge your mouth You can bring your own alcohol to events. didn't know that. We can't do that shit here.
00:43:30
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Mute.
00:43:34
Speaker
Uh-oh, I think we lost Glick. Glick is gone, guys. you've You've seen it. You've heard it. It's over. He's gone. The new host. It's about time he taps him.
00:43:46
Speaker
I know man, that was him having a stroke by the way ladies and gentlemen He's fine, he's okay, everyone's healthy, he'll be fine, he'll be back He's just gotta reboot As the great Brock Lesnar would say, eat, sleep, freeze, repeat Oh poor guy He got booted So it's funny, so James, I thought tonight I was hosting the show I was hosting the network show because I i could have last week when we talked about it that I was, hey, you know, I'm going to run the show ah with Wally. Maybe he could jump on. Maybe. But I knew he had a thing. And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, then he he shoots me a message like maybe two minutes before I'm about to go up and go live tonight.
00:44:33
Speaker
And he's like, what what are you doing? was like, aren't you supposed to be on vacation, man? What are you doing, man? the real The real host of the network was thinking he was going to run the show, oh man, we got this Glicksquatch back in the freaking back rooms.
00:44:50
Speaker
How's he going just automatically add himself? There you go. um oh Back to the dungeon.
00:44:58
Speaker
It says he's there, but it has like a ah mark there. He could be pulling on pulling a John Cena. I had no idea he admired me so much. Yeah, you got the Wheel of Doom there. good There we go. I love that that comment right there.
00:45:21
Speaker
James is offering goal gold. geez, man. You're loading Glick. Don't worry. Slowly but surely. you know Don't worry. is He is almost a senior citizen. It is. It's going to take him time. that That buffering circle you see is is exactly what his brain does. When he's trying to figure out how to host the network.
00:45:45
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ah ah Oh, man. That's so funny. pretty sure it's Wally fucking up with his Wi-Fi.
00:45:59
Speaker
He's messing with his Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi. Nice job, Wally. well Well, actually, you see there. he's Rocky Rocky, the network's real host.
00:46:10
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Oh, man. Just Thank you so much. The final boss. The Rock. Oh, I have some cool stuff, man, I put together for the show next week. that Next week or the week after, I'll talk to Wally. But whichever one of those shows it is, it's going to be cool.
00:46:30
Speaker
It looks like he's having some technical difficulties for sure. let me... Let check in on the guy. sure he hasn't actually had a stroke. Did he pay his Wi-Fi bill? he could have um and Did he pay his Wi-Fi bill?
00:46:53
Speaker
No, he keeps dropping himself out, so I guess we're going to take over. well he i'll I'll buy him some time. I'll buy him some time. um I was listening to this song...
00:47:05
Speaker
the So as I'm setting up the ah the stage and everything And the background and everything I saw a song that I freaking love, dude So I will Take a brief intermission, folks To give him some time to get back on the freaking show Run his network ah Let me Let me go ahead and play that song And we'll be right back, folks Yeah, there it is
00:48:44
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Before you lay me to waste now.
00:48:59
Speaker
Before you drown.
00:50:28
Speaker
Get yourself a car and ride on the wind.
00:50:37
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Man, I love that song, man. Yeah, I was setting when I was setting up. Oh, look who's back. Well, Sorry, complete meltdown on the internet. He's either pissed off or frozen, man. That such a shows the signs of why I'm the host and the king of the network. Because I leave and you go into panic mode and you've got to play music.
00:51:03
Speaker
when when that put is fighting time I can't believe this guy I bought him time I was buying you time I was ready to change the banner Change the background Dude Unbelievable What happened to you? Oh, I just played music. Oh, I don't know. Hey, dude.
00:51:27
Speaker
Next time. Next time your internet go down, watch what happened when you come back. no good No, sorry about that My internet completely shit the bed on me. So I had to restart everything and reboot everything. And, uh,
00:51:42
Speaker
Yeah, no, that is ah Blacktop Mojo, one of my favorite bands. That is sick, dude. i was ah I never heard it. So as I was adding in stuff, I was just listening to music when I was setting up the end the studio. ah Who is that with Matt in that song?
00:51:58
Speaker
He's got a great voice, man. It's like very, very strong. What the hell is that? um I can't think of that guy's name that's in that song with... ah ah do Dylan Wheeler with Matt James and Blacktop Mojo. Both of them have amazing voices. That's an audio slave song.
00:52:18
Speaker
So to cover an audio say slave song by Chris... ah God, what's his name?
00:52:28
Speaker
ah Chris Cornell was an audio slave and and a few other different bands. I think Stone Temple Pilots and whatnot. Chris Cornell's voice is another one that's... Yeah, to to take on a a song by Chris Cornell and and kill it. No, those guys did a great job. I i love that cover of that song. that's It's one of my favorite audio slave songs.
00:52:47
Speaker
um There's another one that I tried to cover a while ago. um Shoot, let me. It's a Chris Cornell song. It was like one of the last songs.
00:53:01
Speaker
What up, Richard? Now I got to find it just because I can't. What up, Catherine? Ottawa. Peek-a-peek. Seasons. That's what it was. Seasons.
00:53:11
Speaker
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Rockscreen. Sorry about that, guys. Sorry. I do
Nostalgic Songs and Food Preferences
00:53:16
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apologize. A little ah little internet technical difficulties. It's all good. You need to scroll back when they were saying Glick Who.
00:53:23
Speaker
But don't worry. I purposely turned on some music, gave you a chance. and so I mean, you can lean spin it you can spin it however you want,
00:53:35
Speaker
Okay, great. So welcome back to the real host of the network guys Emanuel leads
00:53:42
Speaker
And now it's the James out of a flex hour
00:53:49
Speaker
That was quick. I knew I learned. I forgot. i got to remember. I was taught these taught these moves from the from the myth himself. He is still faster than I
00:54:07
Speaker
am. I do got to
00:54:11
Speaker
I'll be right back. I'm just going to go check on dinner real quick. so Don't freak out. don't don't but And if you want to play music, feel point feel free to play that last song that I just added, Rocky. I hope your dinner is dinner is burned.
00:54:28
Speaker
Thanks, James. Do you want some extra crispiness to the meal? He could have at least told us what his dinner check was. Chris's technician is typically in the comments wondering what we're having for dinner. And GlickSquatch, he didn't even want to tell you. But I'll tell you what, me as a host of this network...
00:54:46
Speaker
when Glick finally retires here soon, I will be placing him at a home. So once he goes to his his safe place, then I will make sure that you never, Chris, have to worry about not having a dinner check on this network. I'll make sure you have it. And and Wally, i'll give you I'll give you a chance to leave too.
00:55:07
Speaker
oh Let's see what we got here. Pizza? What kind of pizza? If you're a real rocks queen, I think I know the answer to that.
00:55:18
Speaker
No dinner report for you yet? I know, but what I'm telling you, Chris, is that I will always, once he retires and he's gone, i will always make sure to tell you what our dinner report is. As soon as we see you pop up, I'll never leave you hanging to go on some tangent about how expensive cigarettes are. I'll just have another 20 minutes, and I'll be done.
00:55:40
Speaker
hear that he else we'll do the long doesn it takes you to sco your godam grill cheese sal which takes you twenty minutes He's got the fire on low.
00:55:52
Speaker
Hey, quiet, Chris. Don't say it in the comments. Don't don't give him any sort of warning. We got 20 minutes of his rambling, and then you will see what happens. Oh, yeah? Yeah, we'll see that. Keep fucking with
00:56:11
Speaker
We
00:56:14
Speaker
we were looking for your dinner report. gl What's your dinner? It's a, it's a, uh, shut up. I, you know, I don't trust you people. Where's, where's Chris technician at? what what's going on Chris technician is my only real friend in here. Or have you turned in again? No, of course I didn't change. no he didn't turn against me. No, of course not.
00:56:40
Speaker
sh Quiet, Quiet, Chris. I know things about you. I have pictures, Chris Technician. just the way i just I have pictures. well Never mind. Import the plan, Chris. Import the plan.
00:57:01
Speaker
We can't have those plans. Rocky, I have pictures of you, too. Hey, those ones are fine. Those can be on the internet. This is weird. That was Rock Lee on ups Epstein Island. Wow.
00:57:26
Speaker
Yes, yes, that's what that means, Chris. Abort. The plan is over. People on this planet should have been aborted. ah Okay, half pepperoni, bacon, and mushroom with green olives on the side, then the other half, bacon, sausage, and pineapple for Rich. ah ah Pineapple on a pizza, it's ruined. I like everything else. Well, she said half of it. she it's It's on the other half of it. Everything's wrong with pineapple on a pizza. Everything's wrong with pineapple. You're Canadian. You wouldn't know any better.
00:58:02
Speaker
No, we're doing broccoli chicken cheesy pasta. I don't know. some it's It's good. Everybody here likes it. so nice It's quick. It's easy.
00:58:13
Speaker
i can do a show and cook dinner at the same time. so and Yeah, it's all fun and games until I set this pitch on fire.
Movies and Actor Recognition
00:58:25
Speaker
like you I knew you were called Rock for a reason. See? yeah whats my pizza What's her name from Set It or not set it Off? and was it set it off Oh, wow. i haven't seen that movie in a while. like what's her name pat She's in all the American Horror Story movies. Not Vivica Vox. Is it Vivica Vox?
00:58:50
Speaker
Hold on a damn second.
00:58:57
Speaker
ye Look, there you go. Jedi agrees with the way you order pizza. And he even did me the courtesy of calling you CFM instead of Rock. Unlike your your guys' is I think it was set it off where she set her man's house on fire and then her and Queen Latifah and the other chicks went and robbed a bunch of banks.
00:59:19
Speaker
Yeah. No, that set it off.
00:59:24
Speaker
What's good, Vivica A. Foxx? I'm going set this bitch on fire just like she did. I don't think I ever seen that movie. You should probably watch. It's a great movie, dude. it It actually really is a great movie with a great cast.
00:59:37
Speaker
I mean, mine is Jada Pinkett, but Jada Pinkett was great back then. We didn't know she was crazy. it That's funny. Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah, Vivica A. Fox.
00:59:49
Speaker
um
00:59:55
Speaker
Yeah, man, that was ah that was a great movie.
00:59:58
Speaker
I haven't seen it in a while, but it was definitely it's definitely a a good movie. Dre was in it. John C. McKinley, who plays Dr. Cox on Scrubs.
01:00:10
Speaker
it Dr. Cox. He unmuted himself. and then Just to say that, he unmuted himself again. yeah
01:00:25
Speaker
Set it off. man That's a good movie. Now I kind of want watch it again. She was a bad bitch. She was awesome. with all your Wasn't she in the movie too? Wasn't Vivica Fox? Vivica Fox was she Tina Turner?
01:00:37
Speaker
She killed that role. like That's a bad bitch. She's good in a lot of things. She's a hell of an actress.
01:00:46
Speaker
i don't I don't trust anybody on this panel or anybody in the chat. Except... Rocks, Queen, I think you might be okay. Rocks, Queen is great. I'm going to tell you guys, I like everybody in the chatterbox. We appreciate you guys for joining us tonight. It's been your Saturdays with us. and Just because I know he Did not do it I'm gonna go ahead and share the link out Because I'm a good host and I want you to it It's actually pinned if you go to the YouTube channel Well, I want to make sure it's pinned here too so that everybody else can would like Because it does pop back up on YouTube or on Facebook YouTube and Twitch Unfortunately, I can't pin it on Facebook and Twitch I can only pin it on
01:01:34
Speaker
oh Don't worry guys I'm a good host I just want you guys to see it so
01:01:44
Speaker
I'm going to get hurt guys So you need to vote me in Before before I die At least let me host one show There won't be any more Rocky on this network here in a second I'll be replaced with James in a second I swear I will stand in the middle of that midget and set it on fire. just yeah
01:02:11
Speaker
and The rock.
Diversity and Hypothetical Scenarios
01:02:14
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The rock. The rock is on fire. Don't need water to live that motherfucker. Hey, James, don't worry, man. Next week, man. just You're not the only one who can do remixes. What up now, son? What was the remix? What'd you do?
01:02:31
Speaker
said the rock is on fire we don't need no money i made a pretty sick remix to that i i've i've made some i've written i've written and uh and made some pretty awesome songs too man anybody can do this me musician shit Okay. All right. All right. Okay. oh Okay, buddy. was standing up for you You're going to tell me I'm Asian. What the fuck happened to that? see Vote me in. You're voting in.
01:03:06
Speaker
we We need more black people on here. I mean, I got a Canadian and a black guy on here. What more do you want from me? Jesus, I'm doing the best I can. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. thank I agree. duplicate my Well, there's Climatete. That's another dude that we know. Yeah, but Climatete, he's pretty fucking white.
01:03:27
Speaker
I refuse to have him on this network. I will quit. okay Even if it's by unaliving. I will not be in the same chatterbox as Climatente. Are you saying that Climatente might have an accident like people who are associated with the Clintons?
01:03:48
Speaker
yeah that yeah yeah Yes. 17 times, drop a weight on their head and then hang them themselves from a chandelier. Yeah. yeah know items And he did You should get him on your show, CF Queen's husband. He's a musician.
01:04:05
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you you know who's to I don't know who he is.
01:04:11
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I have. And I will if he wants to.
01:04:17
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i say turns Yes, I have Chris Ignition. and It looks fucking dope. I can't wait to see it. Oh, CF Queen's husband played with a oh famous person. I forgot the band the guy was in. He was a famous person.
01:04:35
Speaker
Oh, what was that group's name there? CFM. pick not It's always fun to watch James go down this journey. Let's watch it happen.
01:04:49
Speaker
just
01:04:51
Speaker
Happy Saturday. well Welcome back, Daniel. Daniel, are you even a real person?
01:04:59
Speaker
What's up, Daniel Berry? Johnny Ross and Dan James Smith.
01:05:07
Speaker
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You know what happened to Buckway, dude? He got a shit kicked in. I thought he got shot at deer hunting season.
01:05:20
Speaker
No. Have you ever seen Kill Bill?
01:05:24
Speaker
It's been a long time. It's been a long time since I've seen Kill Bill. yeah that That fucking nurse or whatever he was, he was like, my name is Buck and I'm here to fuck. And then she woke up and she was like, God damn it, move your toes, wiggle your toes.
01:05:39
Speaker
Then she woke up from her coma and fucked his world up. You don't fuck with Uma Thurman.
01:05:51
Speaker
and Didn't they just make a recently a new Kill Bill movie in Otuongu? I think they made a new one in Otuongu.
01:06:02
Speaker
Ooh, Motley. Ooh, hell yeah. Girls, girls, girls. No, they have not made a new Kill Bill movie. So tell me, all Ottawa, what have you been up to? Oh, you need to connect. You drink yeah you're in destroying cfm you need to connect with man.
01:06:22
Speaker
cause I'm tired of being the only guest on Glick's House of Music
01:06:27
Speaker
Apparently you don't watch Glick's House Music Yes, I watch it, okay? It was just a jab Just let me have a jab, man Come on, give it to was the first guest on House of Music And definitely the worst these are getting black top mojo and ah I definitely wouldn i wouldn't say the worst. I had a really great kid and he was a great kid, a great
01:07:05
Speaker
Really fun to hang out with. But he yeah yeah but i also i also think that there was a big lag because he was in Finland and I'm here in the States, but it is.
01:07:18
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Midway through the interview, I realized that he's really not a musician. He just makes beats and stuff. And I was like, oh, shit. Well, he's a cool dude. I'll hang out with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got you.
01:07:33
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Hell yeah. Well, second worst. Second worst, for sure.
01:07:39
Speaker
Hell yeah. You know I do a music show, Rock Queens, where I interview musicians and hang out with them? Unlike Rock Lee. I mean, I guess he claims to be a musician. I don't know. haven't seen anything from him. I haven't seen an album or anything yet. Yeah, it sucks that I will say, you know what, I'm not going to even say anything.
01:08:01
Speaker
I'm going to just shoot you a link. That's all did I Rock Lee makes some kick-ass music and we played the fuck out of it on this. Even before this was a network, when I was just doing nonsensical nonsense three nights a week.
01:08:14
Speaker
We played the shit out of it. if you listen to the beginning of the show, I know i know the guy quite well who did did my intro to this show. You should tell me. He sounds very talented.
01:08:26
Speaker
You should go look in the mirror and tell him yourself. Yeah, that's hard for me, man. I have the self-esteem of a fucking coconut. Not everybody can be an egomaniac like me.
01:08:38
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No, I can't do that. I wake and pissing off every morning. I aspire to be like you, Glick. just doesn't work out. wouldn't One day you will, buddy.
01:08:50
Speaker
We'll wellll lighten your skin, stretch your legs so you're taller, a little bit lighter. We'll grow your beard out somehow, some way. Will my credit score increase, too? I think you probably have much better credit than I do.
01:09:04
Speaker
felt like it I feel like as soon as I get stretched out, it gets bigger, too.
01:09:09
Speaker
It or your credit score?
01:09:13
Speaker
Okay, go ahead.
Self-Esteem Issues and Podcast Promotion
01:09:19
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Look at James trying to process that Currently in James' head, it sounds like like No, James, that shrinks. it oh i'm here to the hampshire wheel carry in my head Oh, shit, for real?
01:09:38
Speaker
okay
01:09:47
Speaker
The original Kid Rock. Coconuts are egotistical maniacs. Fuck you, look Jedi. Jedi, get up on the panel, dude. Quit hiding out in the chatterbox. Isn't that what you told me last week?
01:09:59
Speaker
You guys would be... You know what? i I agree with Jedi. Coconuts are egotistical maniacs.
01:10:08
Speaker
They're coconut. You can't win them all, man. Yeah, I do a music show every Tuesday night. I interview musicians and, uh, songwriters and whatever producers.
01:10:22
Speaker
I, once, I once thought I was interviewing a musician and then his stupid ass manager came in and made it all about him because the guy feels like he's important and he's really not. He's just a nobody from podunk ass Tennessee. Uh, and so I'll have that kid back on again. Now that he's fired that manager, I'll have him back on again. And, uh,
01:10:41
Speaker
And hopefully hang out with him and actually get to talk to him.
01:10:51
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He had to reset his brain. Like I had to reset my internet.
01:10:58
Speaker
thank How's the mess is doing Mr. Squatch, man. Has she grown? a coach hair she is just I was actually just looking over at her, getting ready to ask her if she was good. You okay, baby?
01:11:11
Speaker
She came home and we had a an eventful day today. We had to go people. So yeah we were we dealt with traffic. We dealt with a lot of people. And she came home.
01:11:24
Speaker
She came home and my daughter came home. And I haven't seen my daughter since. And Kayla, Mrs. Squatch, as you said, Mrs. the Squatch. Mrs. the Squatch. How's Mrs. the Squatch doing?
01:11:39
Speaker
she is ah she She fell asleep, and I think she's going to be falling back to sleep very soon.
01:11:46
Speaker
What, baby? It was a lot today. She had to take that. She was not prepared, but I think we're done. We got vacation in a few days, so we're going to unplug and reset. don't have to think about no podcasting. don't to think about work.
01:12:01
Speaker
She don't have to think about work. We got beaches in our future. We got alcohol in our future. Thanks for the invite, by the way. you You told me that I was the first person that was goingnna you were going to take on a honeymoon vacation to Florida. and i hate to bring up Periscope days, but you were singing and you told me that you would not forget me, but you're leaving your dog at home. I messaged you. Why don't you stop leaving me on red and respond to me? He left me.
01:12:28
Speaker
he's leaving me on red, too. I'm telling you. He didn't forget you. I just trumped i think She said, oh my God, she is your better half for sure. Holy shit.
01:12:39
Speaker
i got I would love to take you with me, but I got to have somebody that's competent to run the show and run the network while I'm gone. It'll all go to hell. Jeez, man.
01:12:55
Speaker
Jeez, man. You guys need to tune in. Make sure you guys hit that cash app right there. glig Glick Glick 13. And make sure to like and share and subscribe.
01:13:07
Speaker
We have some important announcements coming next Saturday. And the host himself won't even be here to to witness that. so I won't. look forward to watching the replay. this will be the ah This will be the first time the replay of this show i look forward to watching. Yeah, there you go.
01:13:23
Speaker
I don't watch myself back, man. I can't do it. I can't do it. well no because, in and and I don't know if you have this problem, but you know, in your music and stuff, but I can't watch replays or listen to replays of shows because then I get inside my own head because I'm, not not yeah, well, that's why no music's came out by the way. It's because I go back and listen to it. don't like shit that, you know, that could be a lot better. And then I don't do it. And so then it just, shuts right yeah. RIP Periscope, Chris technician. had some wild nights back on the Periscope. day Oh yeah.
01:13:57
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Oh yeah, man. See, that's something that that Mrs. Glick will never have, and that's our history of singing together. She's heard me. Hold on, hold on, hold on, one more.
01:14:10
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laughter laughter
01:14:15
Speaker
ah I need to find those videos. They're on my computer, but I have five or ten videos of you singing. You really don't have to find it. I mean, I don't know where they are. Jersey and Modog, they keep saying that they want to do a karaoke night here on a Saturday night, and I'm game, but here's the problem. Much like the roast, every time I'm like, yeah, let's do a karaoke night, that nobody shows up, and then the people who are here are like, I'm not singing.
01:14:42
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And I see your songs look like an asshole, and it's just like, well, this was fucking pointless. Well, good. Why don't we just have a concert from yours truly? I mean, that's the next time you're on Glicks House of Music. You promised a lot. I'm talking about you, not me. Oh, no.
01:14:58
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I'm no singer. I'm i'm a podcast host. I have videos that beg to differ. I a podcast host back then. I was a streamer. I did it. I was a streamer. Cheers, man.
Past Network Events and Relocations
01:15:15
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if I missed the Saturday Night Garage streams on Periscope. I know, man. it's all I'll tell you what. Saturdays have always been live. No matter if there was TikTok, back to Periscope, you know just it's always been live on Saturday nights. I gotta go grab dinner out of the oven.
01:15:31
Speaker
Okay, this is our chance, Chris. I'm just kidding. No, this is... this is ah Saturday nights is probably the core of the the entire network. So I'm very, very happy about Saturday's continuing and shit.
01:15:45
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That's how I ended up getting the access to, you know, just do stuff like kick, lick, and everything else out of the call like that. look wow
01:15:56
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Oh, stop. good Okay, I'll be quiet. Chris, I'll be quiet. Don't you worry, man. This is It's between me you and James we're not gonna tell Glick anything don't worry He's got to go check on his broccoli
01:16:11
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What is that? What is that? Jinx
01:16:19
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Let's just leave that there That's onega ring to not's one ringtone ass ringtone That was my timer going off
01:16:29
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Well, everybody ah everybody got to to witness that part. What? to be here too i Hey, what's up, Hit the link that's pinned above and come over to the non-central network.
01:16:51
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Yeah, come on over, man
01:16:55
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James, good to see you pal, Yankees for life, what's going on man? Way up dude
01:17:06
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That was a new sick hot fresh beat I've been working It does sound like an arcade game And that's exactly what it is, it's an arcade sound Some rocky guy asked me if I'm good, yeah I'm good bro um Check to see look while you're talking all that shit.
01:17:26
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I was in the background backstage checking on my boy I'm a good friend guys. I am taking applications He is ah he is a very good friend. He's very good friend He'd be an even better friend if he stopped talking about it and moved to Ohio already but I'm not a that is becoming more and more serious as the days go on so i'm just yeah I mean I guarantee i am if you move to Ohio I think your album would get finished pretty quick.
01:17:52
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I'm pretty sure it would. I'm trying to move. If I move to Ohio, I got to bring a truckload of people with me. And so that's that's what I'm trying to coordinate.
01:18:03
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What's a truckload of people? And by people, what do you mean by people? ah You know, wife.
01:18:12
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That's just one person. It fills up a truck. Trust me. i mean yeah the personalities and then I understand yes so that there's people yeah but that's all that's needed to say on that what did i you know Rock ah queen rock queen a rocks Queen I don't know man people people were they were it was a quiet night on Jedi and um Shaman stream last night I was going to pop in and hang out with them but I had a fucking killer headache last night so I just stayed in the chat for a little while and hung out with them
01:18:47
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Well, hanging with Jedi does give people headaches. That is true. That's a good point. i don't mean I don't mean to jump on the bandwagon and agree with everybody here, but... to get up here and defend yourself, buddy. and otherwise you just i don't know.
01:19:10
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Glicks OnlyFans, which you guys should subscribe to, too. Glicks OnlyFans. Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page. yep
01:19:21
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I'm just saying, man. It's a lot of good content up there. and Papa Glick needs a new yacht.
01:19:30
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and i am the What was I in that photo? The cameraman? What am I?
Celebrity Encounters and Sandwich Preferences
01:19:36
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but think you're the sound guy. that makes actually That actually makes a lot of sense.
01:19:41
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I'm editing all of the sloshing and all that noise and stuff to make sure you guys get good quality. of it Jedi blow
01:20:03
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ah jedis here with us
01:20:07
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nothing is nothing is as good as this picture right here this is the greatest picture of all time
01:20:14
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Oh, who's the dude in the background? That's fucking Bert Reischer, bro. Oh, okay. Yeah, he had his own little TV show for a little bit. He had his own little TV He's like one of the top grossing stand-up comedians right now in the world.
01:20:29
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Yeah. He's a TV show right now. He's got all his stand-up. He's got the movie. and yeah i mean yeah i didn't i don't want to I don't mean to brag or anything, but apparently Bert and I are pretty good friends.
01:20:45
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I know celebrities. Don't shake your head. how is that one Why is that white hat shaking so so much? I don't know what's happening. My hat?
01:20:58
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We can't see you. Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:21:01
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the fit Okay. I'm a slow processor, but I got it. Come on, Roxena. Get your shit together. You have to explain the joke, man.
01:21:12
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That kind of explains that.
01:21:21
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I think i think james you all James is restreaming on his channel. you guys, if you're watching on James' channel, come over to the Nonsensical Network and get in the chat. and you can see you And then you can also like, share, and subscribe from our channel as well.
01:21:36
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Yeah, I can't see. i' appreciate that, James.
01:21:41
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Hey, no worries, man. Is this going to cost you a sandwich, Ackerman? Just a sandwich? Oh, I got you. What kind of sandwich you want, buddy? Roast beef sandwich. bruce Oh, my kind of guy. Hell yeah, man. Roast beef?
01:21:54
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Hell yeah. Can I make myself one, too? We can share. we can can we Can I make one myself one, too? You have a sandwich date? Oh, roast beef sandwich. What you like on your roast beef sandwich? no other dates until you take me on my honeymoon or honeymoon together.
01:22:12
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We'll get there, Rocky, as soon as the album is finished. yeah
01:22:21
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Cheers, buddy.
01:22:24
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m
01:22:28
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i did I did. I did see her. look Click, Daddy. Look, Scott got yelled at a couple weeks back because he called me Daddy.
01:22:40
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Kayla said there's only... One person allowed to call me that and it's her I was calling him daddy a lot longer than you were I don't try to get oh just don't Don't hurt me, please. I'm not'm just joking. Okay she was like no
01:23:01
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So anyway from daddy to poppy and that was allowed So wait wait wait just so I'm clear I can so I can call you poppy, but I can't call you daddy Well, we have to get that cleared from the boss.
01:23:15
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Gotcha.
01:23:19
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I can get you somebody.
01:23:23
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What about Poppy? here Does that count? What? I said, what about Poppy? Does that count? Sure. So you got to have a samba. Yeah.
01:23:34
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Roast beef, provolone. i don't saute my peppers. and I don't do onions, but raw peppers, tomatoes, Cucumbers, pickles, definitely do mushrooms if mushrooms are available.
01:23:46
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little honey mustard. Mm-hmm. I can stow, man. I'm sandwich bikini. Dang, I got for this fat. don't know what? I don't know how to make a sandwich.
01:24:03
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Says the guy, who can you could probably devour the entire aisle, Glick. You're a tall dude. I can what? The entire aisle? You can devour the entire sandwich aisle. Make the biggest sandwich in the world like Scooby-Doo style. Like Scooby and Shaggy just unheathed by. Yeah, man. Yeah. yeah You're talking about those big ass sandwiches do. yeah you were funny It's funny you say that about me being and tall. we were We were in Walmart the other day. And Kayla and I were looking She was looking for something a A certain kind of conditioner And this older lady was behind us And she was like, hey, you're kind of tall Can you reach this bottle up there? No way That actually happened, huh?
01:24:48
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Yeah, it happens way more than you think it does I was like, yeah, I got it hey go She's like oh, thank you, I can reach the first one But I couldn't reach the one behind it I've seen like this little this little Asian chick She was in Walmart, she had one of those grabbers, like the the thing with the pinchers on the end. yeah And she was using that, like and if she still couldn't reach the top of the shelf. is i Yeah, it was kind of cute.
01:25:14
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Zoinks! I guess freaking Glick has his uses, everybody. yeah I'm useful sometimes. 99.9% of the time, I'm just a waste of space. A giant waste of space.
01:25:35
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It's still somebody needs it off the top shelf. Yep. That's my superpower. Don't worry, man. I'll save the day.
01:25:45
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go, Gadget Arms. Yeah, buddy.
01:25:52
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Roger Rabbit. Raggedy. raggedy. All right, raggedy. All right, raggedy. There you go. Yeah, you got it. That was actually pretty good.
01:26:03
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How about a Scooby snack? Wow, that's actually good, dude. Holy gosh, dude. Nice job, dude. That was actually nice. ah Applause and everything. day Rocky's got buttons, ladies and gentlemen.
01:26:21
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I'll make sure he gets it on that one. That was actually pretty good. People do impressions on the show. Like when we've when I've been watching her, honestly, that was pretty good, dude.
01:26:32
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I did that the other day at work. because The guys were watching a video for the, or like a trailer or some shit for the new Game of Thrones TV show. I don't fucking know.
01:26:43
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And i we were in the in the shop and I was just like, brrrr. And he was like, perfect timing, Glick. A dragon happened to come on screen. it like oh You know, when when you feel good. as As my man Shrek once said, better out than in. That's all I got to say, buddy. Rocks clean. and i'll Get up here and do your Scooby impression. She don't do panels, bro.
01:27:18
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She said that earlier.
Panel Dynamics and Humor
01:27:19
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sheer once in a while ah Once in a while, she pops up on a panel. once in a blue it is It is weird. None of the usual suspects is in the chat tonight. We got like all you know like kind of new people, some people that have kind of been here a little bit, but none of the usual suspects are in the chat tonight. it's It's a weird work world a weird weekend on the YouTube world.
01:27:43
Speaker
Well, I ended up texting everybody and telling them that you were hosting the show tonight instead. so That makes it laugh. I'm good.
01:27:55
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um gonna yeah I'm going to go make a bridge. You guys are going down with me, okay? If I got to be like Glick, then it's got to be like Glick all the way. I'm literally sitting in the bridge. If he's going burn it down with me on it, you guys are going down too.
01:28:16
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looks start here We're all going down, you sons of bitches. We're going down. Damn right, man. Well, Rocky, you know what I'm dealing with here. You see, they they all jump ship as soon as there's a little bit of a storm brewing. They're like, oh, no, we're out.
01:28:32
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Not us, motherfucker. Number two with fries in the house. What's up, number two? How dare you pass with me?
01:28:45
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okay
01:28:50
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Jesus Queen what up number two with fries
01:28:59
Speaker
Well Rocky you know you're in store for the next two weeks buddy, here we go You got that you got a high energy level to Still fucking daylight there man. God damn. Oh, yeah It's only like what four o'clock there or some shit five o'clock.
01:29:15
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No, it's about to be six. I see the sun creeping through. Peering through the window? Yeah. Is that fucking white girl down there in your backyard? No, she's just walking by. That's her flashlight.
01:29:29
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She's like, I know you're in there. Oh, you know, that was so awesome. I hope something like that happens again. that Just so that I can be on the network when it happens and I can grab my camera and like show you guys like as it's happening. That would be sick.
01:29:46
Speaker
Yeah, it's going to happen next Saturday night. I want see you get swatted online. Me? That shit's illegal. Huh? You can't swat people. That shit's illegal. Swat people?
01:29:57
Speaker
You can't swat them. Really? they Actually, i just seen the thing. The other day, a girl right here in NERC got sentenced from last summer. She swatted somebody last summer, and she got sentenced. I think she got like some crazy shit like five or six years in jail for it.
Legal Issues and Funny Incidents
01:30:15
Speaker
No shit. Yeah. Because it's like it's like ah ah creating false hysteria, some dumb shit. i don't know. There's a lot of dumb words that I didn't understand or can't even pronounce.
01:30:31
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ah ah so I just know it's illegal That would be kind of cool to just watch you like I don't know, watch some crazy stuff that never happens just happens i mean i'm not I'm not telling anybody to swap me But if you want to, do it while I'm live on a Saturday night Because I'm absolutely jumping from here to my phone And recording the entire situation That is sick, dude Hey, J.D., I was just talking about you earlier. What's good, brother?
01:31:03
Speaker
i was just talking about you earlier. I want to have you back up on the show, man. Now that you fucking reborn and shit and doing your thing.
01:31:13
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Why the fucking people ratting, man? Stop ratting. No, um I actually, a good friend of mine, Stan Dayo, we call him Stan Down Dayo.
01:31:25
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he got he got swatted one time when they were they were doing their old podcast. and They got swatted during the podcast, but none them fucking boneheads took their cameras with him.
01:31:37
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They were telling him to stand down as he was coming out the door. and He thought they were saying, stand-a-o. He was like, yeah, I'm stand-a-o. Oh, word. They're like, no, stand-down. Now we call him stand-down-a-o.
01:31:57
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ah
01:31:59
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Yeah, man, I was talking about the last time you were on here But I want to have you back I'm digging the new all the new stuff and do people who Outlook on life And I and this time I'll actually get to talk to you You're not blocks Rocks Queen are you?
01:32:22
Speaker
Are you double streaming or something or do people know? Oh James is streaming onto his channel. So his the comments are probably... I'm re-streaming. I'm re-streaming.
01:32:34
Speaker
As I said, anybody who's watching on James' channel, feel free to jump over to the Nonsensical Network and join into the chat. And everybody can see you chitter-chatted. Also, we got some chatters on on on Facebook.
01:32:47
Speaker
I'll hit you up, man. We'll work something out. It'll be like towards the end of April, maybe beginning of May if you're down. But I'll hit you up.
01:32:56
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I think I've got second and third week of April booked. So, yeah, maybe the end of April or beginning of May.
01:33:09
Speaker
Oh, my God. We don't have time for fucking jokes. This is the serious broadcast with the serious network with the serious Saturday night. That's he drinks more That was perfect Oh man James Ottawa Can't say a lot about him but his timing Is impeccable That was great man That was great timing
01:33:41
Speaker
The last thing I ever want Anybody to think that this is a serious Network I do I take this quite seriously Just like... I
01:33:56
Speaker
couldn't even finish this sentence. and ah Maybe end of April, beginning of May, I'll hit you up with some dates.
01:34:07
Speaker
It'll be a Tuesday night. Look, I'm booking guests right now for my other shows. that's that's how I'm big time, man. Yeah, I don't know if I can even hope to be in your guys' league anymore.
01:34:19
Speaker
So I will respectfully tell you guys right now I'm going to retire. Another league, got a whole other team.
01:34:29
Speaker
Just so everyone knows, this is my retirement, my retirement night. I love Johnny too. Johnny ain't been around here, and damn, man, he he been around in a hot minute on a Saturday night. don't think Johnny likes me no more. He only he likes Wally. Johnny only likes Wally.
01:34:44
Speaker
I heard that johnny Johnny was a chubby chaser. I knew he liked them fat ones. up, man. i hit you up on Instagram. I'll hit you up.
01:34:59
Speaker
I'll give you some dates and see what works for you.
AI Music Criticism and Creative Segments
01:35:04
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I'm always working, man. I'm always working. Rock Lee, it's what I do. what I do, baby. I can only hope one day to be um the same. I mean, he might like, he might love Wally. don't think Johnny likes me no more. I i even gave him the name Fidel Bongs.
01:35:23
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I nicknamed him Fidel Bongs.
01:35:28
Speaker
I admire him being a dictator. I mean, a dictator. Dictaster. James. You know, dicttar it james
01:35:41
Speaker
yeah yeah It is what it is. Yeah, ain't seen Johnny in a hot minute on a Saturday night.
01:35:51
Speaker
Well, Rock Lee, if this was your show, what would we do next?
01:35:58
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Any more questions? LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
01:36:04
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stop
01:36:11
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i can't be re rather that That's the first thing I would do.
01:36:27
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no all serious with All seriousness? seriousness? yeah I can't even be mad at that. That shit was fucking Broadway.
01:36:40
Speaker
With all seriousness, Glick, the song that you told me to play when you were going to check in on dinner, is that a new one you added? Because I couldn't find it. Yeah, man, it's right here.
01:36:56
Speaker
Just give you guys a little snippet of because it's like six minutes long and then you can go find it for yourselves. But this is an AI cover of, we all know who the Eagles are.
01:37:09
Speaker
yeah We all know their song, Hotel California. This is AI cover, but it's metal. And I'm not going to be... I've never heard of the Eagles. Ever heard of that. really
01:37:21
Speaker
Who keeps letting this goddamn Canadian in? You did.
01:37:26
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What a great host. They have to have a DEI hire, all right? So the Eagles, one of America's greatest bands...
01:37:38
Speaker
Everybody knows this song. so good to Yeah, right? um But this is a cool AI cover, man. And I i love the original.
01:37:49
Speaker
another note But I would listen to this as much as I would listen to the original. I'll give you guys a minute or two of it. I'm like excited.
01:38:33
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We'll be right back.
01:39:29
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I saw a shimmering light. My head grew heavy and...
01:40:05
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Hotel California
01:40:31
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She got the Mercedes Benz. She got lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends. How they dance in the courtyard.
01:40:44
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Sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget. So I call up the captain.
01:40:56
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Please bring me my
01:41:00
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We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. And still those voices are calling from far away. Wake you up in the middle of a night.
01:41:28
Speaker
Wow, dude. Wow. So that song and I'm like, dude, we're playing these AI covers and and that was such a great like heavy metal cover. So now I'm in the process of because I did a whole ass. We got Shama Lama Ding Dong in the building.
01:41:49
Speaker
What up, baby? What up? but ah What up? What up? What up? It's Jedi's better half show, man. Are you done working? Yeah, I'm leaving right now.
01:42:02
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. Fuck the man. yeah Fuck the man. Fuck the man. Fuck the man. Fuck the man. Fuck. Oh, shit.
01:42:15
Speaker
Yeah, I'm the man around here. Oh, well, if Shaman's the man, is that make Jedi the woman? Is Jedi the woman? yes
01:42:25
Speaker
Yes. He's not. Yeah, I don't know if you knew that, but he's definitely... She, sorry. Gotta be respectful. Genese.
01:42:37
Speaker
She's a very healthy woman.
01:42:41
Speaker
She's a very sexy Very sexy genese. Don't take home to my back. Oh, is that a bag of money? um Tell me, it's true.
01:42:55
Speaker
yeah What up, brother? ATS, what's up, ATS? Oh, yeah, dude, I got lost in the song. So I got lost in the song, but I was also, so I did a whole Glicks House of Music one night on AI Music because AI Music can be fun, but this is my problem with AI Music.
Humor and Bizarre Stories
01:43:15
Speaker
There's people out there creating AI Music that are claiming to be musicians, and they are getting, and they are making this stupid money.
01:43:26
Speaker
And like I created, i because I'm not that guy. I know a lot of musicians. I have a lot of friends that are musicians, Rocky being one of them, but I would never go, Hey Rocky, I started a new show. Can you do an intro for me? This is what I'm looking for. And this is what I want it to be.
01:43:42
Speaker
Or Arliss or James or Zay or any other countless musician that I've had on my show. Or J Devil, for instance, he was in there. ah Jay, if you've still got your ears on it you're not doing anything, the link is is in the chat. You are welcome to jump up on the panel with us and hang out. We're just shooting the shit on a Saturday night.
01:44:01
Speaker
um But um
01:44:05
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i I use AI as a tool. So I create my intros for my my shows. with ai music But I also want to play around with AI. and I want to hear different versions of songs.
01:44:18
Speaker
and You know, like that Eagles cover of ah fucking Hotel California. Go get this new Glick. This swag squad recently plied in Northeast Ohio before the meteorite struck.
01:44:37
Speaker
Don't worry, my people my people made it out safe. The Squatches made it out safe. Yeah, they were like a week ahead of everything. and For those who don't know, that was not an asteroid or a meteor that flew over.
01:44:48
Speaker
That was just Glick educating the rest of the world, the more you know. Exactly. be learning sometimes Sometimes I have to remind people who's really in charge. And, you know, sometimes people get out of line and I throw an asteroid at their face, Rocky.
01:45:08
Speaker
Yes, You were doing great until you said Rocky. i was i was so on board with it. i was I was completely on board, willing to just back out and say, yes, sir. but You said Rocky, and my finger automatically reacted. I couldn't. The only popular movie in the description.
01:45:27
Speaker
Rocky's always Roxy throwing, huh? all of All of the jokes that we had made. Right, Rex? Man, it looks like his face caught firing. Somebody tried to put out with a baseball bat, and then they come out with Rocky.
01:45:39
Speaker
and try to make a They put in it. I think I heard shaman said, you're going cry, Rocky? You're going to cry? is what you' experience Yeah, what kind of rocks are you throwing, man? You throwing crack rocks? what What kind of rocks are you getting? By the way, that was the funniest iteration of that story I've ever heard. I've told that story a lot. And then when you said crack rocks, I was trying to get me high. the whole how was that Shaman, how was the show last night, Bubba?
01:46:08
Speaker
not everything It was quiet. Lazy forgot to come. so Shocking. For the normal. I was going to jump up. du I had a pounding headache. Wally was yelling at me to come up on his panel. and i'm like dude I'm trying to get shows uploaded. I've got a fucking headache. like Migraines? twenty acre I had a migraine yesterday for about six hours. Midday.
01:46:36
Speaker
No, it was, well, I don't think it was like, it I don't know I've tweaked my shoulder somehow, and I've got a bad shoulder anyways, um but it's been all up in my neck, and every in while I get these headaches.
01:46:49
Speaker
um So, like, even last night, Kayla was out and about. Her nephew had a yeah ah musical that he was in that she went to go see, and And she came home and I was laid out on the couch. just I'm like half dead to the world watching.
01:47:04
Speaker
i got Alaskan State Patrol on the TV and I've got the Lazy Shaman show on my phone and I was chatting with the guys she came in and she got something eat. She said, you ready to go to bed? I nope, I am.
01:47:21
Speaker
I'm beyond ready to go to bed. mean We at least got to all of our topics and stuff. They spent the majority of the show talking about having sex with dolphins or giving birth to dolphins. wow Hey, hey, hey. If you've ever given birth around dolphins, don't knock it to you. Try it. Go back to Dexter talking about fingering a dolphin. i'm like, the fuck are you talking about? not know tojeive as if somebody else I think it was Dexter in chat. But anyways, yeah, it was weird.
01:47:52
Speaker
There was like a magical underwater dolphin world where dolphins steal kids and take them. The whole No, they're still adults. Okay? They're still adults.
01:48:03
Speaker
I would love to hang out with adults. Since that's happened, though, there's been like 18 dolphins found dead along the coast of Florida. and yeah They do a lot. kind of <unk> release that info but yeah there's ah I'll just say it's sonar pings. That's all I'm allowed to say.
01:48:21
Speaker
If you come up on panel, how do i put how do you put your icon up? What icons? Oh, your avatar? You just turn your camera off like this? Yeah.
01:48:32
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just turn your camera off. Oh, gross, Nils. Really? Oilers? that's That's in memory of Oilers, man. Jordan Shade. Rest his soul. Okay, I don't know who that is. I thought that was a hockey thing.
01:48:45
Speaker
Yeah, he's a... Who the hell is this Oilers guy? Can somebody please tell me? I was trying to figure it out last night, and TikTok was not helping me. So, Oilers was part of the original community with Harley Dadd.
01:48:57
Speaker
um I was in like a one and a half year hiatus. Ottawa was there, Beast Mode, many others. This was like at the beginning of COVID. um And he's from British Columbia.
01:49:09
Speaker
or love w t short Short story because it never happens to go ahead. I'm sorry. like No, you're good. I was just saying what up. So short story. He was a councilman for Penticton and British Columbia. The man was a beer and booby lover.
01:49:24
Speaker
um We used to tease him religiously. was a huge hockey fan and Oilers fan specifically. I wanted to move back to Edmonton. He was kind of stuck in the West there. So, but yeah, I mean, just all around a great guy, you know, and we gave him shit just as much as we would Jedi. Jedi, I know remembers him from back in the day. And he passed away February 26th of a massive heart attack.
Community Tributes and Personal Stories
01:49:48
Speaker
They couldn't bring him back. Oh, shit. Yeah. So we found out about two weeks ago and it's just like, it it's devastating knowing him for, I just talked to him at the end of January and I know people talk to him like days before he passed.
01:50:03
Speaker
And it was just, uh, from like that old tight community. And I'm not talking like five or six people. I mean, I'm talking like James all the way can tell you like 50, 60, 70 people in this, in this one tight community we had on YouTube.
01:50:16
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Um, It was absolutely devastating. Like, the best of us is gone, basically. well Well, I mean... So, Harley Dad had a memorial string to him last night, and then that's that's what Sean was talking about.
01:50:31
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so yeah Oh, sorry for your loss, but I still stand by my statement. Oh, Oilers? Yeah. Oh, I give them shit all the time, man. I'm like, seriously? And then, you know, like James Ottawa, I'd give, I'd get Ottawa shit. I'm like, bro, Calgary, really? But it's better than Toronto map Maple Leafs. So, you know, I'll give you credit for that. The fact that that the Oilers twice went up against the Panthers for the cup and lost twice, but of all the fucking teams in Canada,
01:51:01
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The Edmonton Oilers. I mean, they had a fucking powerhouse game, man. all I got to say is suck Canada. Hockey's an American sport. Badass goalie. So they did have a badass goalie. I'll give them that. So it's like, all right, let's let's see the Oilers win the cup. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:51:16
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I don't know about hockey being an American sport. ah Hockey's an American sport now. We took it. It's worse. I mean, even the crippleds beat to Canada in hockey this year.
01:51:27
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Yeah. Wow. Wow.
01:51:31
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Wow. mayorwder amy You know how to ice skate, bro? Do you know ice skate, Rock? You got to hit talent. You know how on a high speak I'm talking Rock.
01:51:45
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Oh, man. I don't know how to ice skate either, so. i'll not i skate either so no know I mean, I i have. Of course. it a long time like we know You know how to figure skate, bro. Yeah, for sure.
01:52:00
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I'm pretty sure I can find some evidence of you doing that. I could pirouette like nobody else, buddy. The the ice.
01:52:14
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I get style points because of my beard. I get bonus points on the ice. Yeah, he just spins on his beard, man. It's just like, boop.
01:52:24
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He just spins like a damn gnome. Blake's spread of power, ball sack hanging down to his damn belly button. You know what? You weren't supposed to tell anybody about that. I sent you that picture in privacy.
01:52:39
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Yeah, the judges are like, 10. I gave it a 10, a fucking 10, and I still got wood. Yeah, it's like not even a Yeti can do that. Instant 10.
01:52:51
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um Next time you send something in private, don't send it to the group chat yet. Right? You know what? That's a valid point. Eat your heart out, Will Ferrell. It did say in the headlines. really ah Look, Sasquatch is in technology. We don't get along all that well. All right?
01:53:13
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Well, if if some of us were born pre-technology. So some of us grew up before the technology. So we, you know, we weren't born into technology.
01:53:24
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we go That's so weird about our generation, man. It just knows. Like, we grew up with, like, the most technological thing that we had was a Game Boy. And then our generation gave birth. No, no, no. Atari.
01:53:38
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Atari. Okay, hold on. The 1800 or the 2600?
01:53:44
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had the 1800. 1800. We had both. but yeah still What was that? What was that before the Atari? what was that goddamn game system? We had the... ah Oh, shit. um I know what you're talking about. fucking Coleco.
01:53:58
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Yes. It was before Coleco.
01:54:03
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Oh, God. like sony Sony made one. We had... Fuck, there was Coleco, Atari. We're going to have to look that one up, man. I'm i'm actually looking it up right now. And while he's looking that up, um here's the evidence.
01:54:20
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I just knew that you wanted some... it is not the oldest game console. Rock, bro, how accurate those tattoos are, too.
01:54:28
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i just knew that you wanted some i mean playation isn't the oldest name the boxs artistdisey no it is not the oldest game console rock bro how accurate those taos are too Pull that up again, right? Hey, I did not disappoint tonight.
01:54:47
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Oh, even on point with the tattoos. Okay, okay. My arms will look like that here, hopefully, before next winter. so that's my and That's my goal. i want to have my I want to have my arms and hands completely done before next winter.
01:55:02
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So the game system is the Odyssey. Odyssey, there was something else. There was something else. yeah well it said It said the first home video game system. Yeah, it was. Yes.
01:55:13
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It was the Magnavox Odyssey. Magnavox. Yes. yeah I remember that. I couldn't remember. i ahly But I remember Magnavox. And then after that, came the Atari 2600.
01:55:28
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I was a badass opposition, and I had no doubt. Pitfall? Pitfall? Yeah. Yeah, as I was going to piss And then the place came what when when the PlayStation came out with the with the next generation Pitfall, it was a side-scroller.
01:55:47
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And I love the fuck out of that. that was that was Yeah, fuck you, Alligators. i'm just but you're not we had ryle We had no internet, man.
01:56:00
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You had to read everything. If you wanted to travel and you had your map book, you had to go buy a map from the store. You had to check where you were located on the map and then read the map to get to where you were going.
01:56:16
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I think I was a senior in high school when we got Internet and it wasn't even great Internet. It was not by no means you had that dial up that DSL. Yeah, everybody had that fucking Hewlett Packard home system and I was and I was out of school for a few years. I was in my early 20s and when AOL came out it was like o a AOL l chat was like the greatest fucking thing ever and all you see there was very little chat. All you see was ASL ASL ASL just scroll on the screen
01:56:49
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Yeah. Yahoo chat. Yep. Yeah. Yo, yo, dude, in dude in my twenty s flat eight I, uh, Yahoo! and Instant Messenger.
01:57:03
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Mm-hmm. When i when his my first wife got divorced, right? Yahoo! Instant Messenger and me, yo. My PIP game was you know. They were women. Dude, I hit them up. Like, what you doing tonight?
01:57:20
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You know, throw in some smooth words in there, right? And, uh,
01:57:26
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The thing is, what was was crazy is a lot of them would just come to my house for the night. And then I would just send home. Oh, yeah.
01:57:38
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Yeah. Shaman, how old are you, dude? Yeah. Yeah. Shaman's young. Yeah. He's like, I remember which guy was in 2011. Yeah.
01:57:55
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couple years I'll be able to drink. It'll be great. you Shut up. and you He's 18 with like 27 years. No, seriously. How old are you, Shaman?
01:58:06
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I'm in my early 40s. Okay, so i'm go to he remembers the game. era you grew up with dumber Shaman remembers the game genie. What are you playing, Rocky?
01:58:17
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Game genie was the shit. I still have shit. You can laugh at me. Rocky's going blow a fucking gasket in a minute. I still have my tender turbo pad, the Power Glove.
01:58:30
Speaker
it's It's all at my father's house just a couple of miles on the road. And I have my 1992 Reebok pumps. Man, the Power Glove was the shit back the day. Reebok pumps.
01:58:43
Speaker
you Remember the GI Joe aircraft carrier still have that it's disassembled it's back in the box, but yeah, we still have that too I have to smell that fucking shit. The only the only thing I have from my my Childhood as I have a 1993 1994 complete unopened tops baseball box of like the the cart all the cards that came out that year from Topps.
01:59:13
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I don't even know how I still have the fucking thing, but I still have it. and it's like i look at it I'm like, God, I want to sell that. Then I look at how much like it's the box is going for itself.
01:59:25
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It's like $400 or $500, but I'm like, I bet if I open that, and everything's in, because it's never been opened. It's still sealed. I bet there's cards in there that are worth $300, $400. Oh, man. Hold oh man oh i' I've got to get my wife to send me this video. I also don't know if there's like card collecting shops.
01:59:47
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Is that the original NES or any ne s or is that the is that the one that has all the built-in games?
March Madness and Personal Experiences
01:59:55
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It's the original.
02:00:00
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Send me the video of Josh's card, please. He is always abusing his animals the first time he gets home. I know. right off her hand and you what's it what you're kind likeing that so a little bit you know gregke i know it's the wrong stream. over have favorite color of blue.
02:00:18
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i have got to tell you guys this last saturday my son went out got a new car so and and and good choice he he got the twenty three challenger over the scat pack my favorite color of blue And so went to the store two nights ago, i had to go, you know, get cat food for the cats and still get to work and shit like that.
02:00:41
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And he's like, take my car, just keep it out of the ditch. I'm like, your old man knows these cars. So I didn't know the new digital display they had on it with the lap timers, the SRE, the T button and shit like that.
02:00:54
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That car is too much torque for my old age. So... Bro, I decided I'm just going to mash on it. Went down the road straight away. I was like, I'm just going to mash on it. But I'm going to be easy the first time.
02:01:06
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Zero to 80 and 4.2 and less than an eighth of them all. and ah Went to the store, got my cigarettes, pulled out the gas station. I said, all right, the main highway, I'm just going to mash on it all the way and see what it has.
02:01:19
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and ah you know The rear end got loose. um Went sideways, 100-foot streak all the way up the highway. And man, that's a badass car.
02:01:33
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i got ah Well, you do know you do' know like a father as a father, when you go to eat for cigarettes, you don't have to come back. Oh, no. so this I'm glad you said that because um the gas station out way the other thor is probably at the most four and a half miles away. i've gone for 45 minutes.
02:01:53
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So here you go right here.
02:01:58
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Wow. Oh, yeah, it gets better. I'm going to put you on full screen so we can see it.
02:02:07
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Nice. So was i on TikTok earlier and one of my friends from Minnesota, it wasn't Jedi, said um but good I hear a growl. I said, yeah, that bitch does not purr. She growls.
02:02:25
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But yeah, I didn't know had like Alzheimer's and shit in It's got the quarter mile ah timer. It's got... your all my members Yeah, it's got lap timers on it. It's got 0-60, 0-80.
02:02:38
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I can't remember. That's all. He and you had time. where ja great mecearyy you just this She says, I want shot of tequila. No. She's just after your vodka. She's just after the vodka. I'm out of vodka. That's why I'm drinking tequila. I don't like vodka. No. She used to drink so much vodka in high school. She'd tip it up drink it like water, man, and she can't drink it now. o No. Yeah.
02:03:10
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You need to get you one of these, James. Oh, shit. For anybody that follows... For anybody who follows March Madness NCAA basketball, Texas just in some brackets.
02:03:26
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I can't. Yeah, I saw what happened with Duke, man. Duke? Yeah. They fucking smacked the shit out to you. That's what happened.
02:03:38
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ah Was it Duke? Let me bring this up. Hold on. Somebody almost, um it wasn't UK, it was somebody else, man, that they almost got their ass whooped. it wasn't you It wasn't UNC. I thought it was Duke.
02:03:53
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You need that fan. was an carolina desk But I've been watching you say Virginia beat Georgia. No shit. Oh, that's team's number one bro. ja go ah peba Nebraska.
02:04:12
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my vision number one order
02:04:18
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My team's number one, son. model
02:04:23
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Yes, ma'am. Florida was number one in their in their division. Yeah.
02:04:32
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Vanderbilt's always been good. Vanderbilt, I just thought they got me down the back. Where is Florida? Where is Florida? dead It's pretty much the bottom right of the the map.
02:04:45
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They're actually, they're ranked fourth in the nation. They're ranked the nation mr see in the nation. Yeah. Gonzaga went from first to third, what, two years ago? And I think Nebraska was fourth. Vanderbilt was fifth.
02:05:03
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Houston, Houston had a good team. I saw they beat Texas A&M. I think they were second or third before Gonzaga. Because Illinois and Gonzaga and Nebraska were tied. I can't remember which one.
02:05:15
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Yeah, even it was Michigan tied for first. And then my team my team was and and it's and it's a bullshit ass ranking.
02:05:26
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My team was ranked number three in the nation and they should have been number two, potentially number one. Yeah, it's not the same as it was in the 90s, man. There's so much stupid shit, and then the AIs in there. I mean, like, even even Arkansas, they're trying to say Arkansas was fourth in their division and whatever.
02:05:48
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I'm a Michigan fan. Arizona was ranked ahead of them, and they got two losses. They had two losses. to Three losses. I have to ask you, what do you think about coming back to WVU? Kansas City and or kansas state and Texas Tech.
02:06:05
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And then Duke with their one loss, they lost to BC, which is kind of a bullshit loss. They should have smashed them. um And then Michigan, their one loss to was was to Purdue.
02:06:20
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um So I think Michigan got some bullshit for being number three. I think they got number two at least. But they were number one in their – how they split them up with, like, the North, South, Midwest, blah, blah, blah.
02:06:34
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Michigan and Florida, Duke, all got number one rankings. or Or Louisville. Mashed fucking St. Louis today.
02:06:45
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And St. Louis didn't have a chance to be in that game at all. Didn't Texas beat Gonzaga today? Yeah, that Texas is a bracket buster. They became the... So Duke lost two games.
02:06:59
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Yeah. Who's that? So Duke lost two. that just was that yeah Overall, yeah, they were... they were ban lost dead Yeah, van Vanderbilt lost one. Vanderbilt, ah because Nebraska won that one. Michigan won two.
02:07:14
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Michigan one two. um I don't think Arkansas has played yet. I can tell you. can look at the bracket. I can tell you. um Louisville lost two.
02:07:28
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Duke is playing TCU. I think Houston won it. I know they won the first one i don't know if they won the second one. Duke is currently playing TCU right now. They're smashing them. um Michigan State, Louisville,
02:07:46
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ah well um
02:07:52
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Vanderbilt is playing Nebraska. They're currently down by six, but it's only the first half. ah Illinois is all over VCU right now at halftime.
02:08:04
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Vanderbilt loses this one, man. i'm um huge houston um yeah Houston beat the brakes off of Texas A&M. Yeah. thats yeah yeah Texas bracket busted everybody.
02:08:17
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Not necessarily me because I had them losing to the Arizona in the next round. So
02:08:27
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so do you have Iowa beating Florida? ah No. Who do you have for? um who do you have No, actually, I'll be honest with you, man. i have, uh,
02:08:39
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I have in my final four, I have UConn, Florida, Arizona, and Michigan. And I have the championship coming down between Florida and UConn, or Michigan and UConn.
02:08:51
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I think Kentucky-Iowa State is going to like the hot game tomorrow. um I see Virginia beating Tennessee, Florida of beating Iowa. um Arizona is going to be Utah State, hands down.
02:09:05
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UCLA and UConn,
02:09:09
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i I can't call. I mean, I called you, Colin, but that's going to be tough. I think Florida's going to smash Iowa tomorrow night.
02:09:23
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Florida's a tough team. Yeah, they are. like it's like They win the championship last year. But i see I see Miami beating Purdue. Callaway, Corvette, SC6.
02:09:36
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I mean, I i think i think the the the spread was like 7.5, but Florida's a tough team, man, but they got them seven losses on them for the season.
02:09:53
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Yeah. Yeah, because they were 22-7, Iowa's 22-12, Florida's going to beat Iowa. and i And I tried to take my – I didn't want to be a homer picking Michigan to win it all. But, I mean, all in all, watching college basketball this year, I think at the end of the day, man, I think Michigan's the overall complete package.
02:10:19
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I would love to see. I don't think it'll happen. I'd have to look at my bracket. I wouldn't mind seeing Florida and – oh, yeah, if if Florida beats Arizona. i The last time that happened was 94 when they tied with Nebraska. Well, actually, that second year in 95, they tied with Nebraska. They were number one in 94.
02:10:38
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That's when you in basketball when they beat Duke. Who? Florida? Michigan. Oh, Michigan? That was 90. Was that with the 5-5? Yeah. Was it 94 or 95? Yeah.
02:10:52
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yeah was it ninety four or ninety five I think it was 95. They won a few years back, too. Michigan won a few years back, too.
02:11:02
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Yeah, because they tied up with Nebraska, and everybody was like, oh, Nebraska's number one. He's like, no, they're not. Actually, Michigan would have beat Nebraska's ass if they rounded they ran out. 97 in football. That was all fucking percentages. It was bullshit.
02:11:16
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Yeah, they had the same thing in 97 in football where Michigan was declared the national champs. And Nebraska was like, no, no, no, because we had the same record. and da da da da da It was like, yeah, well, your Nebraska team and that Michigan team, if you Break it all all down. Points. stued dotda dot da da da da da Michigan was better. like Whatever. So 97 is technically a shared champion national championship. the going the car The only college ball game that kind of blew my mind this year was the Indiana and Miami Hurricanes game. Indiana had a ah well-rounded team, dude.
02:11:54
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But, I mean, it's the Canes. I would tell you this. Like, I'm proud of Indiana. boy knows wow I'll tell you guys this. So last year, Florida had the record of 36-4.
02:12:10
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But they had a worse conference record than this year. Yeah. So this year, they have a better conference record than they did last year. So who knows?
02:12:22
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Is it catch-22? it's it's been It's been fucked up, man. I mean, all fall, winter, it's been fucked up for sports. Teams you don't think are going to lose, win. Teams you think are going to win, lose. There's a lot of Sandlot teams, man, that are coming back. Well, that's the thing. That's the great thing about March Madness, man, is anything can happen.
02:12:44
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It's like 1992. It won't be the first time for Florida to win back-to-back national championships. Well, they're not winning back-to-back championships. I'm just saying it won't be the first time if they do it.
02:12:56
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No, it won't be the first time, but it won't happen this year. they did it oh but i really i really thought the Cinderella team coming into this season or coming into the tournament was going to be USF Bulls, and they got popped. yeah yeah Yeah. Oh, you were going to see South Florida?
02:13:16
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Yeah, and the Bulls. I thought the Bulls would would do something, and the yeah, they they proved me wrong. ah ah But fortunately, it it wasn't it wasn't one of those bracket-busting moments because I only had them moving into the second round and then getting beaten the second round. So it was like, yeah, yeah it is it's all right. 80% on my bracket.
02:13:40
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So for my final four, I'm going to say Duke and Kansas, um Arkansas and Arizona. It's just going the double A's. i like I like my final four. UConn, Florida, Michigan, and Arizona. I like it.
02:13:55
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Okay, so. Yaxle in Michigan is a monster. That kid's a beast. Man, okay, yeah, that's fair. You're you're eliminating Duke. If he doesn't get first draft pick. 100% all day, every day, eliminating Duke out of the final four. If he doesn't get the first draft pick in August, I'll be surprised.
02:14:15
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Well, yeah, no I got no shame in my game. Yeah, my final four, i i like it. I think it's a cool final four. I think it'll be an interesting final four. UConn, Michigan, Arizona, and and Florida.
02:14:30
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You might be the next Larry Bird, man. You never know. Yeah, and and I think – Because Arizona's still in it. Yeah, Arizona's still in it. Yeah, here's all four of them. Imagine if it's the top four.
02:14:45
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as there's no Isn't it Arizona playing Iowa State? And if it is, and if that's how the final four works out, it'll come down to Florida and UConn. And in all honesty, that I think that'll be a great game. I think UConn, it'll be some weird shit. It'll be like by a point, and it'll be a buzzer beater. like It's going to come down to the wire between Arizona arizon and Utah State, but I think it's going to be Arizona and Arkansas.
02:15:11
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High points going to go down. Man, no. But Duke's definitely going to be there. think it's going to be – I'm going to think it's going to be Duke and Kansas, and at least in the east.
02:15:24
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In the west, I'm going to call Arizona and Arkansas. going to say the double A's because, I mean,
02:15:32
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at least one's an SEC team, and SEC's always had a strong – SEC's a bunch of – Oh, no, man.
02:15:44
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Except for Kentucky. that like Basketball is their only fucking real true sport they have left. They've been getting better at football, though. Trying to, they're still the redheaded stepchild of the SEC.
02:15:57
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Yeah, but unfortunately unfortunately, I think Kentucky could be like, deuces the SEC and join the ACC and absolutely run the table in the ACC. la oh Yeah, that's true.
02:16:10
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I said what I said. I said what I said. ACC is a joke. I'm talking to you, Miami Hurricanes. they won You ain't been relevant like Fuck you, Clemson. um Fucking Clemson is a jerk-off school.
02:16:28
Speaker
A jerk-off school, jerk-off program. like nobody even knew and Nobody even knew that you existed until like 10 years ago. And then you got a couple lucky championships, and now nobody knows you exist again.
02:16:41
Speaker
So I went to Marshall, right? All respect for Bobby Byer. One of the greatest football coaches and in college football history. have all mad respect for that man. Coach WVU, he coached the Seminoles. I mean, hes he's just he's like the George Patton of college football.
02:16:58
Speaker
But when his fucking son Tommy, when he coached at Clemson, and of course, I'm a Marshall alumni, so go herd. When they were the off team for that season in 99, and Tommy came out on ESPN and other platforms and said, Marshall doesn't deserve, they're they're not even up to our par.
02:17:19
Speaker
and playing Clemson in the ACC, and Marshall went to Death Valley and beat their ass to death. They had to turn around. He had his fucking words. And even his dad told him, hey, you need to grow the fuck up. So where did they send his ass? Arkansas.
02:17:35
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Tommy went to Arkansas. It's like, good, leave his ass out in the West. WGTI, are you a Florida boy? Are you down in Florida? Man, i was I grew up in Gainesville, man.
02:17:47
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okay oh you pour some of I grew up in Gainesville, Florida, the home of the Florida Gators. All right. a So you're a homebody.
02:17:58
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I have met not once, not twice, but three times Emmitt Smith in my life. I met him his second year with the Dallas Cowboys.
02:18:11
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Before his house got burned down.
02:18:14
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I'm sorry. Emmitt Smith never got burned down? i thought, yeah. No. 98? Didn't his house get burned down in 98? No.
02:18:24
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Who was it with the Cowboys or house? I know it wasn't Neon Dion. You're talking about Reggie White's church. Reggie. Oh, was it the church? thought it was his house. No, that was Reggie White's church. They got burned down in the 90s.
02:18:38
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They will never have the 94 and 95 A team. The Cowboys will never have that again. They will not replicate it. No.
02:18:49
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i mean I became a Cowboys. He's ready for a peanut butter. Get your peanut butter. right And I saw that sorry people but a pull off between the Panthers and the Cowboys.
02:19:01
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And when Aikman got sacked like five times in a row a two-season conversion team. She's got he had he had the Cowboys repair was 96. It's playoff. six i bring it down there Yeah,
02:19:15
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she became completely unhinged. Shaman, what did you do to her? And I'm convinced. Oh, yeah. I'm not monster down. Give her a peanut butter.
02:19:28
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yeah reg car go you
02:19:33
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i'm not i'm that monster down give her a peanut butter A whole spoonful. She wants that peanut butter Growing up playing football, you know, you you get to meet athletes.
02:20:00
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Nice, Chris. And I got to meet Fred Taylor that played for New England. a oh this pi oh jerry wires oh man um Oh, man. You remember in the in the game when ah Shane Matthews threw seven interceptions in the championship game?
02:20:18
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Yeah. And cost the Florida Gators the championship because he threw seven interceptions. So I met Steve Spurrier when he was the coach of Florida Gators, right?
02:20:30
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And he came to our camp along with Shane Matthews. And I didn't like Shane Matthews. I wasn't a fan of his. No. I said to Steve Spurrier, I said a question. All honesty, because later on down the line, who's to say I don't want to be a coach?
02:20:45
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You know, and I had to make one of those tough decisions in the game. Okay.
02:20:52
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My question is, is why did you make that tough decision to pull out Shane Matthews? After his third interception or fourth interception or yeah fifth interception or sixth interception. He's like, I know where I where you're going.
02:21:15
Speaker
I have to tell you this because it's it's hilarious. So um James Ottawa was there ah for Oilers. um memorial stream last night He's like, guys, I got to call it tonight. ah he's He's coaching football, kids football again. So um they had like 200 kids, um over 200 kids that were doing the draft, which is like, you know, the trials for the positions and stuff for the league.
02:21:41
Speaker
So he's like, I've got a long day tomorrow. I was like, cool, text me and lyn let me know where your son was placed because his son was going for QB. was like, just let me know how it goes. He like randomly texted me after I got home from work and he said, you're not gonna believe this, but there was a kid that tried out.
02:21:54
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His name was um ah Julian Edelman. I like, no shit. I was like, let's see if he's a good wide receiver.
02:22:05
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You want to see the bracket for Marsh Madness? He was all right. Julian Edelman was all right. Yeah, but I thought, how many kids, you know, that are named after him? um I'm not going to say the kid was named after for him, though like it's a what's weird. a kid comes up and hey How many championships does Julian Edelman have?
02:22:23
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that How many years was he on with the Patriots? 2022? Two or three? Yeah, he's got two or three championships. two or three yeah that four three championship so Julian Edelman was one of those guys that any other team, he would not have... Duke beat TCU.
02:22:47
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He wouldn't have been anything. but but um The oh that star player of the New England Patriots was Tom Brady. Yeah, but and what Tom Brady did for – like, Scotty Miller in Tampa Bay.
02:23:03
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Tom Brady found these guys like and and and and made them, you know, superstars because that's what Tom Brady did. And, you know, Scotty Miller was a big part of Tampa winning that Super Bowl.
02:23:20
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ah You know, but i got i i I love Julian Edelman. I think the guy is great. His personality is fucking insane. um the dude The dude is awesome. I'm i'm glad that he was on that team with Tom Brady because had he not been, we we none of us may know who he is.
02:23:52
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Damn. Crickets now. I love that.
02:23:59
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Good shit. That's why love coming to Glickstream, man. You can talk about food, boobs, cars, sports. I don't care. this will saturday It doesn't matter.
02:24:14
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so Is it time for a music break? Can we play a song, Luke? You want me to play you a song?
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02:24:21
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I'll present it. ill Oh, man. I'm fucking muted.
02:24:25
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ah play music if now don't do that man it might be baby shark you know james present presented let me see what it is it's random buddy no but seriously that's that's like that's like jimmy go to baby shark because he knows so it's funny because ah what was it uh fort lauderdale florida that i love bench a lot of homeless people that were gathered by the the fountain and in the plaza downtown and they refused to leave. like Law enforcement tried to run them out, so they just played Baby Shark on loop.
02:24:57
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Nice. twenty first Let's see what James wants to play here. we'll see It's a non-copy rate. It's non-copy rate. That music attracts the wrong crowd sometimes. that's so the lot Scotty Butters. The guy's name is Scotty Butters.
02:25:14
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I know. you you're up there You're up there, but I'm on the trigger.
02:25:20
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I like Scotty. He's a good man. call me get back and Yeah, Scotty scottie butter Butters is known in the community. ain't got no audio.
02:25:31
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This is the only video with Scotty when he didn't have a beard. will. Give me a second. James, turn audio off. There you go.
02:25:43
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Scotty without a beard. I don't know.
02:25:50
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Last night was a kind, don't remember things I do. Last night was a kind night to make it more than blue.
02:26:01
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I got to dig it, I dig it. Got a nice booty Got the big bass going. I tipped that bottle more times than could count for sure.
02:26:20
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Oh, it drowns many sorrows. remedy for a fear.
02:26:50
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Oh
02:26:54
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the ground <unk> get an iology i like real zero the guy name but it's not even the right path
02:27:06
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yeah other um
02:27:15
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I dig it. I like this guy, man. Where can I find him? Hold on. I'll put you in the back. Is Yeah. Instagram. Hold on. Let me see what's up.
02:27:27
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I'll put it in the back. I'll put it in the back. yeah right instagram on
02:27:43
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Scotty Butters? Yeah, he's a Scotty Fat-Ass man. I've been coming up with him for a long time. He gets lot of views.
02:28:01
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Bullshit, there's a lot of Scotty Butters on here. There is. The one I gave you. Wait, that's not the same guy. He's got like long white hair and a long beard? Yes. Yeah, now got beard. That's why I said this is in the very few videos.
02:28:13
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Oh, he's got that beard. Wow, I just followed him on Instagram.
02:28:23
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Yeah, legit dude. Yeah, now, long hair. then he does vlogs me he'll get up there
02:28:38
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yeah he's he's legit dude yeah he's got a full grown beard now long hair Yeah. like yeah do that like I He does about eight-hour lives. You'll just jam out on his guitar for eight hours. He will be a good guest on your show.
02:28:54
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He'll be a good guest. Yeah, this is like, yeah, on the music side, this is like that. When James showed me that video, he he messaged me, and he's like, man, this is one of his early videos. And i was like yeah, it's not Scotty, because I only know Scotty with a beard. Mm-hmm.
02:29:09
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the I was like shit man. It's first time I've seen him without a beard, but he sounds the same Yeah, yeah I just followed him on Instagram. I'm gonna I'm gonna check out some of his other stuff and Yeah, no, just drop this channel link in the private chat.
02:29:23
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Let me see if um Yep, I don't know if it'll let me put y'all actually damn. Yeah, I did Oh, he has a good story to tell you if you want to listen to his story. He did his music because mother. Yeah, just type in Scotty Butter's music and in YouTube search and it'll come straight up. He did his music because of his mother. His mother passed away, and so he started his music. ga banks yeah yeah Yeah, like I said, I just followed him on the on the Insta.
02:29:51
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umm gonna I'm going to check him out. I'm going to hit him up and see if he's interested. I like his sound. ah dignity He doesn't charge. He doesn't charge anything to do stuff. ah i I certainly hope he doesn't charge. Do you think I pay guests to come on my show?
02:30:09
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I'm not paying guests to come on my show. but but People do pay guests to come on their show. I'm going to put this on podcast. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're not paying me right now?
02:30:22
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Shut up, shaman. Yeah. a yeah Give me my sway. Paying you no tree fitty? Someone, you're not supposed to say anything, goddammit. You know Jedi will get you.
02:30:36
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Be like, I need a new Adidas. Where's Rock yet? um CFM's music. our CFM music.
02:30:47
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Canadian fishing musician Rich. Of course, Judy's out and about. CFM's queen. richard Rich is badass. He does a good song. It's called, oh, fuck, what's it called?
02:30:59
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I mean, there's a great song. Any of my guests on on, you know, I do the music show now. I do a show with comedians and I do a show with actors and stuff like that, movies and television, directors, whatever the case may be.
02:31:14
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don't pay for guests. I mean, if somebody was like, yeah, I'll be on your show, but have to pay me. I'd be like, bitch, ain't even getting paid. You're out your goddamn mind. right to forty You ought to pay them a couple of bucks for the time. I don't pay nobody because the end of the day, you're you're getting free publicity. Free publicity, free promotion. you get I need the energy. um that second that's In the back chat, I'm sorry, ATS, in the back chat, that second link is my son's band, the Skyhawks.
02:31:48
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My oldest son, he was in here, was just talking basketball. He's NBA. He's not so much college ball. um He's a bass player and guitar player. And then my, um I guess it'd be my second youngest son is actually the drummer. I taught him how to play. So.
02:32:09
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All these kids, they went to high school together. Skyhawks is my favorite song by them. but Oh, shit, that reminds me. I got another band I got to reach out to. I didn't realize these guys are so young. Kayla's a fan of them. They're from down where she where she's from.
02:32:25
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And I reached out to him and they looked young, but I didn't think they were, they're still in fucking high school. And the lead singer is like, and this kid, this kid's got a voice on him. He was like, man, I would love to do your show. you, can you, can you attack me after the basketball season? And I'm like, wait, what?
02:32:41
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And he's like, yeah, we're still. Yeah. Yeah, they're still in high school. And I'm like, yeah, dude, absolutely, man. and I said, you know, I asked him when the season was over and he told me and then I i told him, I said, well, lock something in after the season's over. I got reach out to them. I almost forgot about those guys.
02:33:00
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Yeah, it's like Silver Share, man. They were 14 when they wrote that the album. 15 when they hit a big in the U.S. And um yeah I mean, Badass music, dude. And then and then the ah their drummer got sick. I think he had the flu or something like acid that. So they had to use a studio drummer. So their drummer said, okay, this is how I play it. And the studio drummer nailed it.
02:33:23
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mean, he wasn't like... EZE got the flu. And he's a lot. Or not shit. Flu ain't no joke, man. That's what killed EZE. He died from the flu.
02:33:36
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Yeah. He didn't die from the flu. Yeah. yeah i was you die for no flu he died for the gi not for no flu click He died from died from the AIDS.
02:33:49
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and He got it from Suge Knight. Suge Knight injected it into his bloodstream. listen he died with AIDS. He didn't die because of AIDS. He had the flu while having AIDS.
02:34:01
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Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, and the story and the story goes that should night injected him with the AIDS because NWA wouldn't sign with show what the he was mo a and i we start Yeah,
02:34:18
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i don't know theres jersey and mo dog have been m i a lot lately so they go like going ah bro yeah he's he's definitely <unk>s he's but he's doing the deed I'm trying to be respectful. you know Love See you in the morning.
02:34:37
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Get your rest. You got get ready for that Mario Kart tournament tomorrow. say man Mandy, you know what that worked. My son is playing his first ever video game tournament tomorrow.
02:34:53
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He's doing a Mario Kart tournament. Oh, nice. Oh, bro. And he's only played Mario Kart once. Mario Kart 97, man. We used to we get together with the mouse and get hammered.
02:35:06
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dude that's first apartment yeah it's not you do mario karts way much better when you're dui and that that oh yeah no i i moved out my senior year of high school and had my first apartment and we had we had three systems and three tvs in my bedroom or in not my bedroom my living room sorry and that's all we did we had all four controllers hooked up on on all three systems and that's we'd grill drink and play fucking mario kart yep Fuck red turtle shells and bananas, dude.
02:35:41
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Oh, you guys stay you remember the old Halo days? Yep. Two TVs, four game systems.
02:35:53
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Get everybody together. Yep. That's when it was 16 on 16 and they have like, what now? It's like 32, 40 plus battlefield. Ridiculous. players on one battlefield ridiculous So even on the new battlefield, man, my son was just running around. He chose a medic and he was just running around like with a defibrillator, just shocking the shit out of everybody yelling heart attack. And there's a big video on YouTube about it. It was hilarious.
02:36:15
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Dude, I almost pissed myself laughing. Like I'm going to wind up in a nursing home if I laugh this hard anymore than I do.
02:36:26
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I never got into Halo. I just want to say, everybody, welcome to the Nonsensical Network, Nonsensical Nonsense on Saturday night. This is why this is the greatest YouTube channel on in the planet. Why? Because in the last half hour, we've literally talked cars, NCAA basketball, football.
02:36:45
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And now we're talking video games. Hey, you forgot wrestling. We talked about wrestling. And it's the only YouTube channel where you can see a live monkey. A live monkey.
02:36:59
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I'm trying to see. And if you don't believe me, here he is. Jesus Christ. I'm glad that's where that went. Rocky just left.
02:37:11
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Yeah, I'm glad that's where that went and not where I thought it was. I was about to be seriously offended because I'm not a monkey. that' who You sons of bitches. I'm a Sasquatch, not a monkey. Swag Squatch.
02:37:27
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Swag Squatch, baby. Sasquatch. I'm the Glick Squatch. I'm a Crackoon. He's the Crackoon. Yeah, the Glick Squatch and the Crackoon, man.
02:37:39
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Greatest tag team of all time. He's the Crackoon. Yeah, right here. That's good. It was fucked. Holy shit. i love that g click squad what all that shop forming too look the other I like the other guy's name. Sir B. Wellington. Tag team showdown.
02:38:04
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ta team showdown That sounds like an early 90s WWE wrestling. The meth squatch and the crackcoon, man. The greatest tag team to ever walk the planet.
02:38:17
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Oh, man. Did you see when Jr. got busted? Dude, see long he got to out. He was found not guilty. Was he really? Yes.
02:38:31
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He was found not guilty. what he they They were fixing to lock that boy up for a long fucking time. Dude, I was like, what the hell happened there? that from me No, no, no. I feel man what his case. They're talking about the million dollar man. That's right. Here's a rundown. This week. News. Okay.
02:38:49
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they're talking about the mill ah the million dollar man son what's a boy i that's right shoes here show have up man james what fourth james i got the know back here the game are on down is in instant rundown this week news okay Afro man won his case.
02:39:13
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Yep, I'm baking a lemon town cake tomorrow. I made a whole show about it the other night. Ted DiBiase Jr. was found not guilty. They found a Jeffrey Epstein lookalike.
02:39:26
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And the lookalike admitted to knowing Jeffrey Epstein. i'll be this Nice. He even lives in New York. He lived in New York when Epstein lived in New York.
02:39:37
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Let me tell you guys what kind of day I had today. So ah my mom's cat... heres drew No Drew. My mom's cat this morning, early last night when she was sleeping, bit her on the forearm, left puncture marks...
02:39:52
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Fucking and i was like, and she's like, oh, and she showed me. I was like, she's like oh, it's fine. I was like, that's not fine. We're going to the doctor. No, it's okay. I'm like, no, fuck you. We're going to urgent care.
02:40:03
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So like we went, we went and got in the truck. I took her to urgent care and it took like three hours, but the doctor was like, yeah, that's infected. And i like they put her full of antibiotics.
02:40:15
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Don't fuck her on cat bites, guys. It's no good. Hold on. Back up. back up why did your mom's cat bite hurt
02:40:29
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I don't fucking know. All I know is that the cat fucking bit her and it was like she was sleeping and the cat fucking bit her in the arm. I was like, and so she, she, the daughter, right, dog, get out of here. So the dog, the, the, the, she, they fucking, and they, they broke off. So they gave her an x-ray to sure was like a tooth tip of her tooth didn't break off.
02:40:48
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And they gave her a bunch of NABIs, gave her a new tennis shot, gave her a whole bunch of shit. i was like, dude, that's fucking crazy. And so like, I'm all, you know, that cat is, it was my ex-girlfriend's cat.
02:41:00
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And I was like, you know what? I can't be having this anymore. We got to get of that cat. I'm like, if this shit happens again, I'm going to rid of that cat. And shove that shit in her mailbox. She'll find it in the morning.
02:41:11
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Dude, like that explains it. Your ex-girlfriend was probably crazy. She was standing in the middle of the road homeless with a fucking dead dog on her feet saying, don't let me be like this dog. ah You're talking about the meth head when your method.
02:41:27
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Yeah, yeah, oh my god I've had some really bad relationships and I've had some really bad exes but never dated a method so I didn't know she was a method.
02:41:44
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ah so She wasn't a method when I met her for sure. She was not. and Then I got home to work one day and i was like I was like, anybody home? like, calling out like anyone home?
02:41:55
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and i'm like fucking I go open the bathroom door and she didn't I guess she didn't hear me and she's sitting there fucking smoking a pookie on the shitter. i was like, what? Pookie shit. shit.
02:42:07
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She's smoking a Pookie while she's taking a Dookie. Yeah. Drew told me this story last summer. For those that don't know Glick, Drew flew from San Diego yes wait you lie last year to to hang out with me for a week.
02:42:22
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badass time yeah that was a sickest time ever dude i had a great time bro first time you had you doing it again this year drew you doing it again um i'm thinking about it i got it well i'm getting a new job here next week um and i really got to focus on that so who knows what's going to happen there's a chance there's a chance right now at arian or clinton that we're actually going to fly out to san diego and and see drew yeah that's what i want i want you come hang out with me it'll be fun well neil did say he was going to come visit me in canada that That's true. Yes, because actually you and rich and Judy because we were able to go back up to Buffalo well if you're looking for a campsite niil's I can hook you up with the campsite if you guys want to sleep in the woods with the mooses and the wolves i don't give a shit Thank you
02:43:10
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and well i've very over point twenty friendly thank you that's i growed it myself let's be dude Yeah, Drew came out here, man. We were we were we had fun. That was so much fun, dude. That was the best time of life, bro.
02:43:25
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yeah No lie. A lot of gay sex. We got Drew. we got drew we got way world back mountain They went Drew landed. We so we got you know picked him up at the airport and I was like, you hungry, man? Cool. So we stopped by Sheetz quick.
02:43:42
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We come back to the house. We're fucking drinking um heavy. And Drew's hungry again. He's like, I'm going to... Can can you order? And I was like yeah, man. you can ye the fucking you know You can door dash sheets.
02:43:54
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I'm 45 minutes away from the city. He door dashes fucking sheets to the house. i was like, you're the first person ever to do that. That's my hope. I was, I was like, wow. Wow.
02:44:06
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that' an hour of the judge moment i was like wow yeah i like I'm an hour away from civilization. Dude pulls up. He's like, nice diggy bar. Drops the shit off it and leaves. We're like, fuck yeah. gave a fight art yeah all try hey i just I just paid $7 a gallon for diesel.
02:44:24
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oh yeah truly Oh, yeah. $5. I'm that way too. When I'm drinking, I get hungry. And I don't give a fuck if I got to order food that's an hour away.
02:44:38
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oh i'm ordering it next day went out when i wake up i'm gonna go i know how the fuck did i how the fuck did i spend 80 last night and then i look at and then i look at doordash and go That makes sense. um If you come out here and you're like, man, I'm hungry, you're going to get fed. That's Swedish hospitality.
02:45:01
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You want to get trashed? You want to get drunk? Hey, trust me, we got you hooked. I mean that's' so like i don't I just smoke. trust him with i had ah my ex-girlfriend. i had She ordered worth of fucking cheeseburgers from like yeah operation gone and She's like as's true but he's like one i bes the that
02:45:28
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she's like the size of five jamess she had a shadow she had a little she wasn't that Did she order them at one time or did she order them like an interval? Well, ordered you 150 cheeseburgers. $150 worth of cheeseburgers. Okay, that makes a lot more sense than 150 cheeseburgers. I want to say there was like 30 cheeseburgers, maybe 30 cheeseburgers or whatever. Where'd you get them from? a lot of cheeseburgers.
02:45:57
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Yeah, I threw about the ah four and half. We were drinking and we smoked a bunch of weed. I still have that over. They all had cheese on them? How dare you, dude? How dare you drop such foul language on us on the panel?
02:46:15
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How dare you, gentlemen? Gentlemen, ape right? Gentlemen eat their fucking burritos from the middle. prefer I prefer a titty sucker.
02:46:27
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Oh, I've got to say this too, Blake. Oh, wow. There's a titty sucker down there in the corner. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He don't care if you're a man or if you're a woman.
02:46:38
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If you got titties, he's going to suck them. The titty sucker.
02:46:48
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He's just a terrible Batman villain. I'm the titty sucker. I'm a titty sucker. I'm a titty sucker. All my parts.
02:47:00
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That's what we put on the grilled beef. Why do I feel like that's going to be the new Spider-Man villain? but Hey, baby, I got a new one drew you shall not suck any more titties any sucker Gunpowder
02:47:20
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<unk> say gu pay mor I need one of you fuckers to send me some Danos. We don't get that Danos.
02:47:31
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Oh, I got the Danos, baby. I got Danos. Let's just do the gathering in my house this year. we' got plenty of room for tents and shit.
02:47:42
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Hopefully it doesn't flood. Danos is not a regular channel. It's not giving me confidence right now. If you got Dano, you ain't got Dano. It's good now. The not coming. Yeah, it was.
02:47:55
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if you're you know if he got jano yeahdo bano yeah probably good here goes it's good now the wind's not coming see me some narrows yeah it was It was a you guys tell me guys send me some muson then like in mind i was gonna install ol canada right now I will not be a part of a gathering that has a Canadian there, even if that Canadian is James.
02:48:21
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Oh God, no, no. Even though he's my Renner. We fucking years. We have a queen.
02:48:35
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his name is David. James, you're not my Renner buddy. You're my DEI buddy. Come on. Get it right. Come on, man. I'm going to put Glicks Renner co-host. Glicks Renner co-host.
02:48:53
Speaker
He's a friendly co-host. I'm at it, dude. It's just James Ottawa. Yeah, like you said, Shaman. James Ottawa, you're friendly neighbor. I totally forgot I changed my name. He is he is riding shotgun tonight, though. he he He did get into the big boy chair tonight.
02:49:11
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James is my little brother, bro. He definitely, yeah. I got a little bit of love for James. though He's a dis he' like a professional beer drinking... Little brother version of Nils. It takes a lot of skills. It takes a lot of skills to become here.
02:49:27
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It takes a lot of what? He said something about skills. It takes a lot of skills. It takes a lot of skills to be here. Yeah, you're right. On this show, it takes a lot of skills. It's like 7.5% beer, stay out of the sun, stay in the house, play the car, jump on streams, just be fucking awesome. In that case, Chase the Rambo. He's going to tell us about Jesus in the chat.
02:49:56
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truck said listen that' what fuckckers he's gonna tell us about jesus in the chat Y'all sons of bitches need Jeebus.
02:50:07
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Oh, you remember ah A Man Called Sarge? You remember that movie from the 90s? A Man Called Sarge? I remember... Well, yeah, I remember that movie. Probably about like an SAS unit or something. I remember Baylor Green from the 90s with Damon Wayans.
02:50:29
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Damon Wayans? Yeah, it was a guy. Let me bring it up. Fuck, man. don't even know if it's on YouTube. Yeah. oh that was not only the suburbb Whoever burped, that was not me.
02:50:40
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that krista With that kiss. okay Here it is. So they played this in the credits. um James, way up dude needs his prostate check next week.
02:50:57
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I'll put it on my to-do list. I'll put it on to-do
02:51:03
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I'm going to put back chat optional, course, at your channel if you want to play it or not. This was in the credits of that movie, A Man Called Sarge. And Shaman, you love this. I laughed my ass off. Go ahead and present it, and I'll put my finger on the trigger I need to make it. You trust me that much, Ken?
02:51:23
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You want me to bring it up? I can bring it up. um i'm I'm already there, bro. but and who honor I'm honored that he trusts me that much.
02:51:35
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Well, my finger is on the trigger, just so you know. Fair enough. All right, here we go. My butthole burp.
02:51:50
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Who really did it?
02:51:53
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Arab girl. Arab boy. Get a stop, though.
02:52:00
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vo trout Yeah, there we go. go all was Jesus was a black dude and then a white dude. andre go kill that girl Jesus was a black dude.
02:52:11
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He's a very special man. Jesus was a black dude. That's a white guy with a tan. Yeah, that that was that was a credits at the end of that movie. so It's all skater and it's all white whore.
02:52:23
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yeah White devil. He gave me a shopper. The guy eating McDonald's. um I want to take this opportunity to apologize to your chat, Blake.
02:52:37
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Fuck my chat. I mean, wait, what? Why are you apologizing to my chat for? They know what they're in. I'm here.
02:52:46
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but they They know what's going to happen when they come in in and into this this particular show. You know, sometimes sometimes my lovely chat, and I love my chatterbox because they are great.
02:52:58
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Sometimes they pull up during the week and they drop some crazy Saturday night type shit. And I'm like, oh, I'm interviewing a guest. i just I just want a taco loco.
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02:53:11
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That's YouTube, bro. Taco is this looking And my fucking butthole's burping so bad right now.
02:53:19
Speaker
Bye, Shaman. Come back, Shaman. There he is. Almost hugged you, Shaman. Like, we planned that. but but I love Shaman, man. He tolerates my bullshit more than most. Shaman's guy.
02:53:35
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shaman's shaman's my tune in Tune in very soon for the ah for the Shaman. You know, I'm a good guy, and I would never take top priority, top billing. i would gladly let Shaman be the number one guy.
02:53:49
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But, you know, tune in very soon for the yeah the super successful Shaman and Glick show. Yeah. is yeah you it was It was crazy right after COVID. Well, during COVID right after COVID, there was like, ah you know, with everybody in the community, there was like,
02:54:05
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maybe 12 major shows that you would watch. we now And now everything's kind of narrowed down more because i don't know, people just kind of fell out and shit like a YouTube drama.
02:54:17
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So there's like four studies horse shows that I stick to now that that's genuine, genuine on YouTube. Um, And number one, number two, number three, my top three is definitely you, Shaman, and Harley, and G2K. Oh, nice.
02:54:36
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Yep. So. Ha ha, I'm number one. And I think you got that. Yeah, you got to get that. You have to get that sack squash, bro. And I appreciate you. i didn't know i mean, you know, what we do here is.
02:54:52
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like I mean, i know there's I know everybody does it, a you know and and I'm guilty of it from time to time. you know Everybody grows for the cheap grabs and the cheap thrills, but at the end of the day, Saturday nights is just, let's fucking have fun, man.
02:55:05
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the rest of like The rest of the week is all content-based shows. you know we We have guests. We're doing interviews. yeah And if you guys want watch them, watch them. If you guys don't want to watch them, don't watch them. That's okay. You don't have to, but I promise you, i promise you on my three shows that I do, i got some super interesting guests. And Wally, if you're into cars and racing and shit like that, fucking Wally's killing it. I don't know. you Dude, twice. Just this because of work. But twice in the past month. i ah I love Wally, dude. I need to...
02:55:38
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ah feel I'm telling you. Late model was my thing. Open wheel modified, especially the 85 money car with the four barrel. nos at it You got to pop in on Friday night with Wally. Wally does an open panel on Friday nights and and they're just talking. They're just in like it's garage talk. They're just talking cars, talking racing, talking all that stuff.
02:56:06
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You got to pop in with him on a Friday night, man. Um, yeah know back well no i'm Not about last week, but the the week before I was on there with Wally. i um Who was I? I
Florida Experiences and Cigar Appreciation
02:56:17
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was talking to... none i was on Shaman's stream last night. I felt bad because Jed, I was like, I'm sick of this shit.
02:56:23
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It's not Star Trek Deep Space Nine. But anyways, so we were talking cars. And Jed, I was... I was making you guys talking cars, and then I got yelled at because I'm a poet. Wow, thanks, Shaman.
02:56:35
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My bad. My bad. We had to change the subject because Jedi was getting... like He was lost. i know i try i't even He doesn't even know how to drive. He's waiting for Waymo to get popular.
02:56:51
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I was on Jedi's team. like I was sticking up for Jedi and he yelled at me in the chat. I'm like, ah okay, well, I guess we'll continue to talk about Coronas and Fintos because that's what I'm here for. Yeah. the crown We're going to talk about Coronas, Pinoy, and Crown.
02:57:12
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I'm probably going to get flagged for saying Corona. I know. Corona, the the alcoholic beverage. not Not the virus. Coronas and Corollas.
02:57:23
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We need to start a stream of that. It doesn't sound right. It has to be Corona. I used to get Tecate in Tecate, Mexico for 50 cents a beer.
02:57:36
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50 cents a beer? I don't want to be that guy mirror so I don't want to be that guy, but if you go to the Bogota, you can get the Bogota. $5 a gram.
02:57:48
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I mean, if you go down the street from where I work, can get like $10 for some head. So...
02:57:55
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We're having competition. I think I win. He's not wrong. He's in Florida. And WTTI, you're in Florida, too. know, Dan, you can get a meth rock, a bucket of chicken, and a blowjob in Florida. Let me tell you something. wait No matter the inflation, those prices don't change.
02:58:17
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It's crazy. It's Shaman. I'll just just answer this. Are you east or west coast um in Florida? We're central. Central? Oh, shit. just and luja I get a discount on them and check out. i just Okay. and massive to Like Gainesville, Ocala, or there's old fucking nannies and like winter place.
02:58:38
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Okay. So I, I, I, my artist. Nevermind. I know exactly where you're at. I'm not allowed you out right now because I remember we talked about this. You're black bear country.
02:58:51
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Wait, there's black bears in Florida? I'm going to fight a black bear, dude. I almost hit one north of Leesburg, dude. I'm going to fight one. Everybody thinks I can't beat a black bear, but I'm just as big as a black bear. did not know that they had black bears in Florida until I almost hit one north of Leesburg.
02:59:06
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And i was like, holy shit, this this motherfucker escaped from Disney World. That's the first thing that popped in my head. That's my county. That's my county. Do you want this? thought was winning the pool and shit.
02:59:21
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I hate you right now. You win. My bad. yeah I was like, i mean seriously, it's a two-lane to be behind us yeah I'm like, what the fuck? They got bears in Florida? I did not know that.
02:59:39
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You almost hit him. Hey, watch out, you motherfucker. Ooh, honey. Nice. We need boo over.
02:59:50
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I've been all over Florida, man. All over Florida. Actually, one of my ah one of my best friends, he's in Daytona. He's a former Special Forces medic, American-raised, Russian-born.
03:00:04
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He's a badass dude. I've been to Orlando. He's a family doctor. Jacksonville. I've got to jump off here. I'm getting tired. Don't jump off. Just just walk away. night Jump, you might hurt yourself.
03:00:20
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ATS goal in mind and see if I can keep it man. What's your goal? Well um So my asthma has been really affecting me lately, okay?
03:00:31
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No, man, we love and I smoke cigarettes so I smoked my last cigarette tonight and I'm gonna see if I can stay away from not picking up another cigarette Okay. look love them I'm going to smoke in front of you on future panels. No, that's fine. Nils, Nils, Nils. You're good, bro. You're good. Trust me, this ain't my sacrifice. I can cam off and shit like that if I want to smoke. You're like a drill sergeant every time I see you smoking. I'll smoke myself, but...
03:01:08
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Yeah, get on you won go for health reasons yeah anything anything to make yourself better, faster, stronger, and smarter than you were the day before, I'm 100% for. Yep. i this now Now, I will say this.
03:01:23
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I will never stop smoking cigars. Okay? That's why I try to bust a nut so I stay healthy and in shape. ours I love the flavor of a cigar.
03:01:39
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Oh, yeah. i wanna I think I'm gonna i think i'm gonna have me ah i think i going have me a cigar place while I'm down in Florida next week. i think I'm going to get me a nice cigar place. What part of Florida are you going Greg? I'm going down to the North State Coral.
03:01:55
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They got a good smoke shop there. Bro, home good on the next ball you don't want to go to a smoke shop. I want to go to an actual. gar shop Yeah, that's what I want to go to yeah we got a really We got a couple really nice cigar shops here in Ohio where I live at.
03:02:11
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And every once in a while, you know, i get the urge. But I think i think next week I'm on vacation. I'll name you two two brands. Send me that link, Link. There's only one shop in here and I found it in Huntington. I'll send you two cigar brands to try out when you go.
03:02:27
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Because every time I go, like Sosa's my favorite when I go to Florida. And and the one cigar that I get from there is always, always on back on fucking back stock. So I have to like order it two weeks before. Get a Diesel, Diesel, or a Rocky Patel.
03:02:44
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Rocky Patel's good. I've had Rocky Patel. Yeah. Gurkhas are not bad either. is still my top over like They just don't like It's got Honduran with the wrap. for a box.
03:03:04
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hey that's reason i'm kidding so do diesel or rocky but build that ye I was at a cigar shop in New Hampshire, right? Because buddy owns a couple cigars.
03:03:15
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I see one in cause my buddy my buddy owns us owns a couple of cigars see one pound cake So my my my friend... and and i amazing I've got to get the skull out for Glick. He's never seen a memphi hey seen it. Drew, you've been here. You've seen it for the old fashion.
03:03:37
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I have my reserve. I have two cigars that Jeff brought me when he came down in January. We're going to this the right way. And I would absolutely love Glick. This is a personal request. I've never asked anything from you.
03:03:48
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We need a brandy bourbon cigar whatever night.
03:03:54
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I'm down, dude. The day that Afterman won that case, I went and fucking made my own lemon pound cake in solidarity. oh Okay. absolutely um I'm going to be on the trigger here. Somebody came in and it says lemon pound cake.
03:04:13
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No, i'm on the that's me. That's my image. Yeah, that's my cake. That's the cake made that
Storytelling Styles and Humor
03:04:19
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day. Nice. I I'm going to make a lemon pound cake eat that bitch because yeah fuck the cops. Son of a bitch. i have to do this legit tonight, man.
03:04:32
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Bro, I'm so glad he won and made a big deal out of it. I was there for Drew's live. He did eat the pancake. I only ate a piece like this big. I didn't eat the whole fucking pancake. Starbucks does have good lemon pancakes. That's the only thing I'll give Starbucks. is They got some meat. No, you know what I'm saying. We're giving Starbucks credit. Look, as a six foot three. yeah other figure
03:05:05
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I thought you were getting sponsored by Starbucks. As a six foot three, almost 300 pound Sasquatch. I am not ashamed to walk around with one of their little pink energy. don't know what the fuck it's called. It's like a pink. I don't know.
03:05:26
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aing W-A-T-S, bro, you're looking a little Brock Lesnar-ish right now with that light on. gets that a lot He gets on. He gets that on. You look like the goddamn beast incarnate. I was waiting for somebody to get his fucking suplex.
03:05:42
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Here go you go. Here you go, Blake. Here you go, right here, though. He's on the line by his mother large, large... Okay, James, ah James, duplex man you're about to go to see Suplex City, James. I'm sorry, buddy.
03:05:54
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I'm going to F5 your ass. want to go to ah plus if you look at James is like, I'll take it at five. Yo, did you see what Obafemi did to Brock Lesnar with that powerbomb? Bro. Dude, I my shit. Hey, go ahead.
03:06:19
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Nothing, though. He left it over. When Brock Lesnar came out, hell yeah. I see you down there. When Brock Lesnar came out a few weeks back and did the WrestleMania Open Challenge, I said, if Obafemi doesn't accept it, I'm not watching that. It's not bad.
03:06:35
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Romeo and Juliet's not bad. I never had that before. there less i had that I had that in the Bahamas and then found out they sell it here. Yeah. Are you smoking that? Oh, he's going to smoke it. Man, I love me. I do love me some Wolford.
03:06:49
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I like some Wolford. oh Oh, yeah. Nice. Yeah. What is he doing? He's smoking it Oh, yeah. that oh that maybe a fishing through man shoe The only thing I'm catching as you What the fuck he done?
03:07:14
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he's smoking He's smoking his bourbon. What? He's smoking it. I've never seen anybody do that before. Really? Yeah, really. you never have a smoked bourbon?
03:07:26
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No. Cherry, baby. Cherry wood chips. Oh, nice. Hey, you should try sniffing drink. I've got Hickory, cherry apple.
03:07:36
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Nils, why don't you load that stuff up and come to Ohio and we can sit on the patio? The weather's getting warmer. Bro, I'm all about that. There you go. That's pretty posh.
03:07:48
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you know Well, no don't you have to let it sit for a couple of seconds, though? you got He did. Okay. Nerd. You nerd. e I watched you smell the cube. He had a really nice mole for his cube.
03:08:07
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What is it? He had really nice mole for the cube. everyone comes here Is that cherry wood chips? Does it really fuse with that wood chips?
03:08:19
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Oh, yeah, man. It's absolutely. It's gravy. Man, it's it's absolutely amazing. That's great, dude. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do things.
03:08:30
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And that fucking top is sick as fuck, too. It's all skull. Rock Queen. cook Anything is delicious.
03:08:39
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100%. I'll go back on. i know I'll show you. I'm going to let it sit for just a little bit longer. James' favorite thing to smoke before he sucks at his dick. I mean, eats it.
03:08:51
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I mean, yeah. Dick. James loves smoked dick. Sweet. Are you saying he's like cock-a-file? so I'm not saying anything. um Allegedly. Allegedly.
03:09:12
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So, Glick, I'll tell you a quick story. I was at a cigar shop and one of the makers, Rocky Patel, came in.
03:09:23
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Oh, nice. The owner, Rocky Patel himself, came in and he just handed out his cigars. i'm like nog Like, here you go. Have a free one.
03:09:35
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And not a lot of makers do that in a, you know, when there's a bunch of people. that Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I'm i'm new to the cigar game. i'm not I don't know much about cigars. so i'm um Anybody who frequents cigars or smokes cigars, like hit me with your recommendations because I want to know what the good ones are. What you do, you're supposed to not bite it. You're supposed to give it a nice little grip on your teeth.
03:10:02
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Take a little hit. You're not supposed to inhale it all through it. know how to smoke a cigar, but I'm talking about like good brain. You want to me any tips? I'm drinking... Hey, by the way, James, I'm drinking your beer. Oh, shit.
03:10:18
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I'm drinking James' beers right now. yeah They got a lot of smell. They're biting. Just nibble on it. These are $2 a piece right now. Love you, buddy. Love you, James. You're the best man. I got two in your two beers.
03:10:31
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$2 a piece.
03:10:34
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I love those Buffalo trace cigars
03:10:44
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i like a draw don't know like like i love lady e boy that's all Buffalo you bite it the Eagle something like isn't it? Yeah. a nerd. I'm nerd.
03:11:05
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I'm a a nerd. nerd. nerd. I'm nerd. I'm nerd. a nerd. I'm nerd. a nerd. nerd. I'm a nerd. a nerd. I'm nerd. I'm I'm a nerd. nerd. I'm nerd. nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm nerd. nerd. a a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm nerd. I'm nerd.
03:11:16
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a nerd. nerd. I'm a I'm nerd. a nerd. nerd. I'm nerd. nerd. nerd. I'm a nerd. a nerd. I'm nerd. I'm nerd. nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm nerd. a I'm I'm nerd. I'm nerd. nerd. I'm nerd. a I'm a I'm nerd. nerd. I'm I'm I'm a I'm I'm nerd.
03:11:27
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a I'm a nerd. I don't know. Is that a cigar? T-Rock Fonsica? Yeah. Fonsica is a cigar brand.
03:11:40
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Yeah. um I'm literally writing these down because I'm going to look for them tree You know what you do? Hey, get yourself a humidor at your house, right? Yes.
03:11:53
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A decent price humidor on Amazon for cigars, right? hello And then go through Cigar International. If you want to buy a cigar, go through Cigar International.
03:12:10
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Okay, there's a place they they have some of the best rated they carry the best rated cigars on the market. i love breast rated Did anybody else hear him say breast or was that just me?
03:12:25
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I I meant breast and best
03:12:31
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Stogie's I'm a man Robert Platinum in the building
03:12:38
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Now, I'm going to tell you right now, Glick, okay? The cigar game is not cheap. Oh, no, I know it's not. I know it's not. That's why no that's why i don't I don't go crazy with it. I just i dabble in it right now. And like I said, I i know it's good.
03:12:55
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Yes, if you got a good humidor, your cigars will last you a long time. Yeah. Yeah. if i hear mean i i I'm not buying a whole bunch at a time. I'm usually buying like one or two because I'm planning it on on on enjoying them. Like I'll go buy one or two and it's like Friday and it's like, all right, I'm going to enjoy this one tonight and tomorrow I'm going enjoy that one. Like I'm not, nowhere am I ready to like jump into where I'm buying a whole bunch at once. You know what I mean?
03:13:24
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But, you know, any ah suggestions that you guys who are cigar smokers, My favorite brand right here, right? I'm going to tell you.
03:13:34
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okay My favorite brand. This one here is called the Motherlode, right? i there It's diesel. It's my brand diesel, right?
03:13:46
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It's for 35 cigars, right? $110. hundred and ten dollars Okay. a sampler. It's a diesel sampler. well they it's a sampler it's ah it's a diesel sampler Well, that's completely my thing. The more I get into it, like I want to have them, not because I'm going to smoke one every night or all the time, but I want to have them so that like if I get an urge, I can jump into the humidor, like you said, get you a humidor, and I can grab one, and I can partake. Yeah, dude, I love the Buffalo Trace ones.
03:14:18
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It's cheaper. It's cheaper, yes. Buy the Buffalo Trace with Angel's Envy. Okay. You're right. You're right, Robert Platinum. It's cheaper to buy them online through like cigar international and stuff but don't buy it in the bulk though and hts will tell you buy the samplers because we get variety oh im get down yeah down prison my human holds cigars
03:14:52
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okay he i a humanor That's sick. I want a humidor. yeah i' got a box Do you have the box humidor? Do you have like the the box? threads off okay take that's there and it It holds 50 cigars.
03:15:06
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Yeah, that's what I had for my salsa. I just like the salsa because i like I like the Honduran feel with the Nicaraguan wrap. Oh my gosh, man. such Such a mild aromatic flavor.
03:15:19
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It's not too bold. Oh, ah Glick, man. Lazy Jedi's backstage. When you come late, you know you have to wait.
03:15:30
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That's what happens. Jedi, let me give you these comments real quick. I'm a one-man wrecking crew here real quick. Let me get through these. I'll put my cell number in the back chat. Hit me up, bro. That was great, Jedi. That was great, Jedi.
03:15:50
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everyone this Fuck you, Drew. Oh, let's fuck the Jedi. What up, lazy?
03:16:00
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The real Jedi. What's up, Jetty?
03:16:05
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What's up, everyone? um really yeah i'm I'm legit writing this stuff down as as we're speaking. so Sorry, chat. I know i got a little behind on it on you guys. and Sorry, all all Lord, mighty Jedi. I didn't mean to make you wait backstage. I'll forgive it this time. If it happens again, though, Francis, I'm going to get pissed. understand. My apologies. My apologies, sir. please He's more a maister than a master.
03:16:37
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but you know You need to calm down. I was full. Hell yeah. but Look, man. Look, look. i'm ah I'm a one man. I'm a one man wrecking crew. I got my my my D.I. B.F.F.
03:16:50
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riding shotgun. He's co-hosting tonight. He's currently strumming his guitar. <unk>s He's playing Stone Cold Steve Austin back in the 90s. He's singing to Vince McMahon right now.
03:17:04
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Actually, I'm doing The Rock. I'm doing The Rock. i don't even can you say Can you do my mind, Miss American Pie? Does James even know where he's at?
03:17:19
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Hey, can you change the thing? think you're welcome from Moana. It's Saturday, probably not. James, are you taking requests? Because I want to hear Freebird.
03:17:31
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james James is a reincarnation of Kurt even Cobain. I think he's more of a splatter effect afterwards, but go on. Can you do Teen Spirit for us, James? Can you do Teen Spirit?
03:17:50
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I don't know goddamn songs. Probably one of my greatest greatest achievements of life is being able to sing Tuesday's Gone with her husband.
03:18:04
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Who's husband? CFM's Queen. Oh! Why don't you sing Tuesday's Rock Press right now?
03:18:14
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um I really need Rich here to do it. Or if James knows it. If he plays it, I'll sing it. I don't know how to play. God damn fucking you. Oh, yeah. Fucking solo to me. right, all right, all right, all right. Can you play if you're happy and you know I clap your hands?
03:18:30
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Can you play that? This is the only instrument he knows how to play is clapping. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
03:18:41
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you're happy and you know and know James, we're having fun. It's not the same without a chord, man. I'm sorry. Mine's an Adam Levine guitar. That's the guitar he stole from the lobby.
03:19:09
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remember that. I remember how fat, how many cc's is that guitar? and 476 and a half. Hey, don't feel bad, ah Shaman. I got popped on to you, man.
03:19:30
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No, that's an Adam Levine guitar that my ex-wife bought me like 25 years ago from Target. I don't know how to do anything on it. It just collects dust and holds hats from time to time.
03:19:45
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True. Son of a bitch. Come on, Jay. So, great buddy. Wait before I dropped off for Jedi to get here. Jedi. I'm already here. You don't need drop off. Come on. I got to to bed, dude. I got to go to bed.
03:20:02
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ATS time. I'm trying to stop that trend before it gets you bad. yeah and and jenna is a better information get healthy man leave him the fuck alone bro right but You know what, Eddie? I'm not going to take it personal, but I'm really buttered about it. You're just going to leave when I get here.
03:20:24
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Well, you know, bro, at least I acknowledge you. I didn't leave without acknowledging you. Glick, look at the chat. Robert left you a little list right now.
03:20:34
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Oh, Perdoma. You better stop, Robert. You better stop. Eddie, I love you, bro. I love you, too, bro. All right, everybody. Nils, sent you a text. I texted you, bro. Oh, shit. Yeah. I have good one, bro.
03:20:51
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Noah doesn't know how to read, Eddie. Got you, brother. kaie Hey, Eddie, have a good night, brother. Hey, Eddie is smooth like butter. It works. It works.
03:21:07
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Please but he sounded jamaan for his ya but but but um not to make any he sounded like oh cool and let yeah i love it when james makes appearancerance uwes when please march easier and we got it We got a special ah princess here. She's a very special girl. Yeah, it's a shaman.
03:21:39
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Oh, damn. Shaman, please. happened? He wants you to sacrifice two more goats. No. mupa coolo
03:21:53
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I don't know, Creel. No, shaking it really? You're speaking in tongues. We know you're full of tongues. Not South Florida, my bad. names with that buddy That's bad. a few things. When I'm in
03:22:07
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by and germany mean i know a few things umlet when ah when ran men i eighty I know, Coco Sonsi. you he He just asked for permission to stick his tongue in your butthole. No, I speak... Well, Jedi knows. I speak 12 different languages, Haitian Creole is one of them. You speak 12 made-up languages. Hey, but but you see, I knew what you were speaking, though, right? You see, I knew what you were speaking, at least. Word.
03:22:34
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Right? I called that out, so i mean, I hear it enough to know what what I'm listening to. um mean there's There's a... is He's out-shamaning you right now. No, no, man. I can never out-shaman the shaman.
03:22:46
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I think you just did. my best that like that That's like trying to be on the Jedi Council as a fucking mechanic. and harold foer I can't do that, dude. yeah like You can do it. I'm 501st. I can be a Jedi. No, you can't. You're you're fucking Vader's fist. You can't do it, dude. Point the dude. I'm with you, Jedi. i'm with you You know what, Jedi? How about this? I don't think it's a contest, sir.
03:23:16
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yeah Of course it is. yeah That's what the last place person says. It wasn't even a It wasn't what Ricky Bobby said if you're not first or last. Yeah. ah Did you put that shit on me, Ricky Bobby? Shake it big, Jedi. Shake it big.
03:23:33
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James. The mega power. power.
03:23:40
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you mega powers ye brother we i yeah i william in the oaxster yeah What gonna do brother one one beautyy what the the what's your fucking thing the sa squash and the crackoonon run up on you Your wife under control
03:24:09
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i couldn run wild on you um was pretty good there you go ah i've been typing in for judy here oh
03:24:23
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there was up first actually this right um like your wife under control blue than us tonight good. She's good. She's good. She's good.
03:24:37
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good. She's good. good. good. good. good. She's She's She's She's She's She's good. good. She's good. She's She's She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. good. good. good. good. She's good.
03:24:48
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She's She's good. She's She's She's good. She's good. She's good. She's She's good. She's good. She's She's good. good. She's She's good. She's She's She's She's She's good. She's She's She's She's good.
03:25:00
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She's good. good. She's good. She's good. good.
03:25:05
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ah he deserve mama Are you sure? It was a long day? Rough day?
03:25:14
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no. She's going to hear herself on TV now. Let me mute it real quick. Oh, God. Oh, God.
03:25:26
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Oh, I'm so glad I muted it. Oh, I'm so glad I muted it. It's like just in time, right before all that crap. Okay. Damn it, Drew. What the fuck are you up to? That chicken is going to press charges.
03:25:45
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That's not the first chicken. That chicken has no backbone.
03:25:54
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Drew's got a black girlfriend. Even your dog is annoyed. Your dog's like, I'm going to bite you if you don't stop. His dog's like, would do he please stop squeaking that damn toy all night long. The dog's going to is that like the wrong chicken Wait, James, what would the right chicken be?
03:26:17
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The one in your pants. He's going to bite the cock. He's going to bite the cock.
03:26:24
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coco no You know what the right chicken is. Don't play coy with us James. Yeah. Drew, if your dog bites your cock off by accident, you have to be Canadian.
03:26:39
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That's true. not Don't you know? i get I literally have to change countries. I don't know, man. I think we're a bit too far. That's how He used to be from North Dakota.
03:26:58
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No, my my favorite phrase in French. and my When uses your notes, you become French. You're like, ha, ha, ha. Drew's heard me say this. I'm going to teach it to Shalman. So my favorite phrase in france and French when I go to France is, which means eat shit. Yeah.
03:27:16
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which means he' shit
03:27:19
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ah Northern European languages, but I'm not talking Canadian French, but in true French. and and like amazing egg you know call it muslim mouth northern european languages but in french and true france i'm not talking canadian french but in true french You can in insult somebody and sound like a boss. I'm more interested in Canadian French. but he was yet no by ah ah so football say all day you fall off you know it's you know and i don know what just you can You can try to sound cool all you want, but you'll never be as cool as Dick Slayer who milked passed out on him.
03:28:01
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i mean wow that he is a ticket player Dick's way Fanny goats and ah Whatever the screaming goat so we could just sit out and get drunk and just watch the screaming goes holler at the fanny goats and watch them just fuck up and freeze up and fall That's like That's quote on go ah fuck know your juice i up for that fucking party je Where does one sign up for said screaming, fainting party? here You're going to be putting time out if you don't calm down. That's what I'm saying. I don't think you get to sign up to faint, though, right?
03:28:44
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Glick, I will make you one of these if you come visit, man. and if you think I'm full of shit, ah just just talk to Drew, man. He's been here for week. Well, whether I come visit or you come visit, you're making me one of those. I mean, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter if we're together. You're making me one. Fair enough. Fair enough.
03:29:01
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ah how How far is Ohio from where you're at? i'm I'm not in Ohio, but I know where Glick lives, but I'm not going to lie down. I think we're like three hours.
03:29:16
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you No, three hours is my ass, dude. I can make it an hour and a half. James Ottawa, you're not going to get there on your bicycle, okay? going Your son's be this new party, you can make it here in an hour and a half.
03:29:27
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I can, and I've done it. I've made it in 45 minutes to receive from here. Well, from point closing, per se. then Oh, you're important you're down by Pointe Pleasant? Moonshine's Flavor 4 Loco.
03:29:40
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Oh, yeah yeah, you're not part of it. It was an EMS call. the I mean, it was a ah transfer, so the fastest I made it from there to, from Pointe Pleasant to us, it was 45 minutes, but I can make it.
03:29:53
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An hour and a half, two hours realistically. All right. I've had it.
03:30:00
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I'll throw up 33 and then pass over to 23. So, yeah. Robert Platinum, what in God's green earth would possess you to make a moonshine flavored Four Loko?
03:30:12
Speaker
Or is it a Four Loko moonshine? Bro, that's some OSU shit right there for fuck's sake.
03:30:25
Speaker
Oh, my God. Them from frat bros at OSU love Four Loko. Actually, I knew a lot of my buddies who love Four Loko, and they would drink like six of them. RIP to all my friends. I went to a Four Loko cafe back in my early 20s. That's a million years ago. opened one one time and got a whiff of it. I'm like, yeah, no, this is not a game I'm going play. It's not good. It hurts your insides. It hurts your insides. Now you got cut. Now you got cut water, so.
03:30:54
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That bourbon got me hard. Okay, so... Whoa. Here's... here know Who wants to go visit? Who wants to go visit them, huh? so My D's office from the fire service in in EMS. I would moonlight as a bartender. Greatest, second greatest job in the world. ah You need a job.
03:31:18
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I had, there's this one patron, this bitch, she was a badass, actually. She, um, so she loved her fucking Yeager Bombs. And, uh, I haven't had Yeager Bombs.
03:31:30
Speaker
Made her, made them all the time, man. Never had one until one night. Fucking Yeager Bombs. She challenged me that I couldn't keep up with her on Jagerbomb. So I was like, yeah, cool. So of course, Angie's wife was here at the house.
03:31:41
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It was like a Friday night. I was off, you know, the next few days because we worked 2448 on in the EMS. So I was like, yeah, sure. Cool. Whatever. ah You know, umll I'll keep up with you that night. Our owner after last call,
03:31:53
Speaker
kick everybody else out, ah turn back off the lights and stuff. Juke box was open, whatever you want to drink, because towards, you know, that end of the week we had inventory the beginning of the next week and then wholesale, you would order new liquor. That's how all bars work. Um,
03:32:10
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So it's like, you know, finish out whatever the stock is, order new shit for the next weekend. That way you had a a full bottle, which each bottle, if it's a liter bottle, it's 32 shots.
03:32:22
Speaker
So if you're if you're getting charged for a mixed drink, whatever. Give to the fun part, Nils. or seven now. I'm trying to make this short, I promise you. don't even know what the fuck we're talking about anymore. We have we had the Edgar machine. We need to skip toward the Edgar spot. Some patrons, you know the the owner of the bar would would let stay over and whatever. so I was like, cool, yeah. um and i'm It's illegal for a bartender to be legally drunk in in any state. but You're not a lawyer. Keep going with the story. Yeah.
03:32:54
Speaker
Allegedly. So it's West Virginia. So there's a little bit of a difference. So I'm sitting there trying to keep up shot for shot on your fucking Jager bombs. First time I ever had Jager bombs.
03:33:06
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but So we're playing pool all night. We're fucked up. It's it, man. We're having a great time. My wife calls me. what hell long't you We're just going, we're playing pool. We're drinking, you know, whatever. She was like, it's nine o'clock in the morning. I said, bullshit.
03:33:21
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So I walked out front. Sun's blaring. It's hot as fuck. I'm like, you got to be kidding me. i was like, cool. I'll be home. You know, we'll finish this game. I'll be home. Finished my shit. Drove home. Fucking half lit. Oh, you drove home? Yeah, I drove home. I didn't have a choice.
03:33:36
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So I fucking drove home. stuff like you like that I'll pass out. i got to go back to work, you know, at the bar that night. Son of a bitch, I could not go to sleep. I was pissed off. 10 o'clock in the morning, and I could not go to fucking sleep because of that Red Bull.
03:33:52
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Never drank another Jager bomb since that day. And that was 2006. Nils, I love ah love you, brother. but You are king of long stories short.
03:34:02
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Four hours of sleep. That was all about you. Oh, my God. G2K says the short stories long. yeah yeah yeah You are the king of a long story short and still four hours. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was longer than Lord of the Rings.
03:34:21
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You better watch out when he's like, here, I got a long story for you. Just fucking run. It's a short story. It's a short story. sorry and i'll have grandkids but The powers in the details.
03:34:35
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That's why it's a short story long. C2K, man. Harley dad, they'll all tell you. Jedi, yeah, that's my thing. That's my forte. I went out to the bar with my friends, did Jager bomb at the end of the night, and I couldn't sleep for eight hours. Exactly. I'll never do a fucking Jager bomb again. You made YouTube short of your fucking long-form video. Yeah. Yeah, it's like trying to tell you, hey, man, here's a movie about the Titanic. I have a new idea for YouTube channel. You and I will do it together.
03:35:05
Speaker
it knowll You'll tell the story and you'll post it Then I'll come in and I'll do the short version and I'll dumb it down for everybody. And we'll make it. It's going to be but one is short. I'll put it in a one minute short for it. It's going to be huge, bro. going to be famous on YouTube.
03:35:27
Speaker
Bro, I'm down for that shit. i'm that that That's like the biggest thing I catch shit about on every stream is is that. And i'm yeah not um say at the same time, I'm ignorant because I'm one of those people that it like it's like you need to dumb down shit.
03:35:42
Speaker
Because like the Titanic movie when it was released in 97, you know what's going to happen in the other fucking movie. Yeah. yeah the way you hit nice briing crash that's gli'x version Yeah, but you didn't know she was gonna let go of Jack like a fucking two-faced bitch, you know right yeah i'm still mading most that That bitch had room on that goddamn door for but yeah freak and um and quite opinion you man When I drink I'm on YouTube again there's such thing as a short story from nis there There we go, Nils. We got that we got we all have a longs script of the of it, Nils.
03:36:22
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That's my flaw, bro. That's my flaw. You know what? I'm giving you a bit too, but that's a great idea. it's a con Robert Platinum right there, man. One of my OGs from back in the day. Robert Platinum called the stream the long and short of it.
03:36:37
Speaker
Oh, my God. He's on X Games. like That means you're the short. I will gladly be this short in this in this conversation. i have no problem. If somebody went for a long walk for a short drink of water, they would die of dehydration for a minute.
03:37:00
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I'm just saying, Nils, we are on to something here, brother. um yeah we We may have just struck gold here. We got to jump on the while well while the irons are hot before somebody else. That would be actually a funny-ass jam. Real story for his Glick's recap. beginning At the beginning of every short that I do, i don't mean to interrupt. I'm going to let you finish. But at the end of the day, he drank a Red Bull and he couldn't go to sleep.
03:37:30
Speaker
andlo story story short say get on starting live grab the story like there was this interpreter and shit that would like tell this yeah i'm down for that yeah oh god change your danger entire u hd brain goes into the fucking details that's that's that's my that's my flaw In the mean streets of comedy. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did, Robert Platinum.
03:37:58
Speaker
In the streets. i trail out of confidence i ah got get him i don't have to bring you up, you goofy bitch. You can bring yourself up.
03:38:11
Speaker
Why the fuck what do you think I'm here? Boof. Boof. I'm here. but What are you doing, dude? Fuck you, I'm here. ah Look at us. match yeah We got Rick. in the mother fucking bill Okay, this James about to get fun now.
03:38:29
Speaker
That's right. You think and I'll just Rick. your Yeah. Oh, I already knew it. I already knew it was going to He of. Yeah.
03:38:43
Speaker
Yeah. We don't need no Frenchies in this fucking stream. up I click We don't need any fucking Francis's Frenchies in this goddamn stream. Rick's famous last words is, I don't want no fucking responsibility. And then I'm like, hey, Rick, what's your email? And he's like, you have it, stupid. I'm like, oh, yeah, I do. I fell right into it, too. I walked blindly into it.
03:39:03
Speaker
Like Ray Charles walking down the hallway wall of obstacles. His Sasquatch eyes are very captivating. They make you forget everything you know. I'm a wild angel's interest.
03:39:14
Speaker
Rick walked dead first in the book. Rick, you need to get get all your panel. i don't even why have a Frenchie up here. but Bro, this is fucking Saturday night. Ain't no fucking rules.
03:39:29
Speaker
they but Go up and show up, bitches. Bro, listen. listen to The way it works right now, the fucking patients are running the asylum.
03:39:39
Speaker
Any other night? dr brother old fa i If this is Robert, man, you're my new best friend. The only fucking... you say not, man?
03:39:53
Speaker
Huh? What the fuck? What? He's always... I said, nah, fam. Any other night, you do you. You run the show.
03:40:04
Speaker
Rick is believe you just said thank God. Thank Wow. I quit.
03:40:13
Speaker
rick is in charge from here on out they cannot believe you just said thank god thank god on that note wow i couldn't like let work on several night two green so yeah fighting in deferd place Glick got jealous. i just I just quit life altogether because Rick said, nah, fam. You don't want me to charge you shit.
03:40:37
Speaker
I just chucked Norris life, Rick, because of you. checkers didn't die He just servers. he His body isn't even cold yet, and you're going to say that? well out Too soon, too soon.
03:40:49
Speaker
Yeah, he but he took over deathbed. I mean, he can still roundhouse kick you. Rick and I had a conversation yesterday about Chuck Norris dying. When I first found out about it, I was like, I i wonder if Glick had him on his fucking bingo card.
03:41:05
Speaker
That's the first thing. That's how fucked up that is. Chuck Norris didn't die. was on vacation. and Rick and I had this conversation yesterday and he was like, bro, Chuck Norris died. And I was like, son of a bitch.
03:41:18
Speaker
I was going to EP him. I almost texted you. I almost texted you. I'm like, did you have mine? His response, son a bitch, I was going to EP him. Then went to bro.
03:41:33
Speaker
did nothing about Chuck Norris dying, you're just pissed because you didn't get the emergency pick. And he goes, well, it sucks that he died, but it sucks more that I didn't get the emergency pick. You're such a selfish cunt, Blake.
03:41:46
Speaker
Selfish-ass cunt. When you're royalty and your name is Francis, you will be a selfish cunt. That's true. He's the queen of France. Everybody in the record.
03:41:58
Speaker
We have a D-O-G. Chuck Norris dies in TCM is late on the news by like 27 hours. Yeah, I'm disappointed. When Chuck Norris dies, and the only thing I'm upset about is I didn't get Angel of Death points. Yeah, goddamn gas prices. This is bullshit.
03:42:16
Speaker
Oh, yeah, there's a war in Iran. World War III is about to pop off. So I made the joke to work yesterday. When you come back from the dead, you're getting run out of kick.
03:42:28
Speaker
When I found out that Chuck Norris died, I was like, oh, shit, man. Fucking China's going invade Taiwan now because they're no longer afraid of America because Chuck Norris is gone. Yeah, James Braddock's not there to help. No shit. yeah Last night, fucking Taiwan unveiled their plan. We're going to invade Taiwan by 2027. Don't worry, America. Don't worry, America. Chuck Norris may be gone.
03:42:52
Speaker
but What was Chuck Norris's birthday? Chuck Norris was born the day that Japan surrendered to America in World War II. The day he died, China and China were going to invade Taiwan by 2027. That's not a coincidence.
03:43:08
Speaker
Yeah, you know what you know what? Chuck Norris may be gone, but two new heroes are stepping up. but I'm going to show you who the two heroes that are stepping up are. God damn it.
03:43:19
Speaker
Let me see. Yeah, okay, so it's Burt Kreischer and Rick. They're the two heroes. Shut your fucking whore mouth. You don't get to come in here for hours. The first time I saw her, Christ, Rebecca, was like, the first thing that popped in my head is I am machine. I am a machine. Rick, thank you for keeping America safe. appreciate fuck this bit i keep I don't keep America safe. I keep the world in line, bud. The whole fucking world. Rick couldn't do it without me, Jedi.
03:43:49
Speaker
Rick couldn't do without me, Jedi. We're a team. If those belly buttons come unattached, the entire world would implode. That's true. Keep the spatulas away. Keep the spatulas away. It's like the big belly with suction sounds.
03:44:11
Speaker
feel like there's a new faction being born. right feel like i feel like there's a new faction being bor I feel like there's a new faction being born between Rick, Shaman, and myself.
03:44:25
Speaker
Because Shaman and I are the greatest tag team on the in the world. I mean, you guys may not know this one. You better believe it, brother. We got the mega powers going on there. And then just throughout July. We got the mega powers going on there.
03:44:42
Speaker
laville Well, we know who's the boo-boos. Click the Mets Squad. think Rick is the face of the network. so i know What I'm hearing here is I thought it was Wally. I thought Wally was the main guy of the network. I mean, Wally's big enough to be the base of the network. I'm just saying. Wally got all the good sales and stuff.
03:45:09
Speaker
Wally's world. world well where Where is my big chat anyways? I'm going to make him tap out this summer. I don't even know what the fuck is going on.
03:45:23
Speaker
Well, basically... charge
03:45:28
Speaker
Chuck Norris would have ended the current one in two punches. Bye, Nils. Oh, no, wait. Nils didn't work. Who left? Somebody. jobs What the fuck, Blake? I lost my DEI best friend. He's gone.
03:45:44
Speaker
oh A DEI best friend? No. Yeah, he's Canadian. He's a tax break. The Canadian government just has to go. He's an import.
03:45:57
Speaker
Yeah, they probably have like a lot. You're only allowed like three and a half hours on the fucking internet and before you get to play. He's probably not lying either.
03:46:09
Speaker
God. My local Why is your local news terrible? if your cal local news it's terrible
03:46:21
Speaker
why is your local news terrible Because they just told me like two hours ago that the guitar player for Motorhead died, and I knew that on the 16th when it happened. wont Yeah, that was like a week ago. Yeah. I was like... Better late than ever, bro.
03:46:38
Speaker
Quit complaining. Oh, wait. They're also just now telling me about the NASCAR driver that has been suspended since Wednesday for his live stream comments. Oh, oh.
03:46:50
Speaker
They suspended a kid from NASCAR because he was doing an interview on live stream and he said that the IndyCar driver they were asking him about had a gay voice. So because he said he had a gay voice, they suspended him and now he has new sensitivity. Let's go, Brick. Wow. So i guess I guess nobody questioned Michael Jordan about him spanking that kid's butt either, right? Oh, no. that Believe me, that came up too.
03:47:16
Speaker
That's been in the news too. happen no hey um That broke my fucking heart to see that shit, man. I was like, not Michael Jordan. it now No.
03:47:28
Speaker
No. What do you say? yeah that That's the type of behavior you expect from James, not Michael Jordan. Jedi flaps off with his suit. yeah yeah ah Say that one more time now.
03:47:42
Speaker
Phil Campbell, you are just so spaced out. like an hoie Is that the guitarist from over tohead Motorhead? Yeah. Yeah. didn't or you did He did. yeah man He didn't Chuck Norris, everybody, bro. He's dead.
03:48:00
Speaker
We've lost a lot of legends. This what I don't understand. We've lost Robert Duvall. We've lost Ozzy. Phil Campbell. We lost Chuck Norris, but fucking Keith Richards is still kicking.
03:48:12
Speaker
Yeah, dude. in future We're going to and mick jagger We said that about Ozzy, too, and look what happened. I'm 99% sure Keith Richards is going to outlive me.
03:48:24
Speaker
I'm pretty sure Keith Richards is already dead. He just didn't get the memo to lay down. i hope yeah and died yeah they they died yeah they died from drug for dos and h i v from all the dirty hookers They just don't know.
03:48:40
Speaker
mc je just has me a few just a couple years back he he's still making baby yeah why them my lot think because blood is vaccine to h i v you fucking inject some fucking keith rich's blood in you Anything you got is going to run screaming. Yeah, you ain't getting shit. They should use that as a military fucking entrance shot. getting The COVID vaccine is just you blood.
03:49:05
Speaker
Yeah. Mustard gas and shit. did You'll live through fucking... You'd sniff mustard gas and be like, that shitty blow. Hey, Rick. There should be a panic rupture from now. I can't hear you over Jedi who just keeps talking.
03:49:25
Speaker
ha yeah Oh, yeah. How much do like Rick now? I love you, Jedi, but that's like, you're just, I'm like, what's he saying? No, what did you ask? me You know what? You know what? Hold on. In Jedi's defense, you know, on Fridays, he's not allowed to talk a lot.
03:49:42
Speaker
Oh, You can get it out, Jedi. he gets it at liar He doesn't shut the fuck up on Fridays either. I hate all of you.
03:49:52
Speaker
um I can't wait. i can't I can't. I got two new channels popping up. Did you want a bro hug Jedi? yeah i got i got I got two new channels popping off, man. um We got the the long and short of it coming very soon. And then we got the new shaman. and because Because I'm a nice guy and I'm not an egomaniac like Jedi.
03:50:11
Speaker
I don't have to have front billing. The Shaman and Glick channel on YouTube, like I'm very excited for my my future projects on top of doing the nonsensical network. like You know?
03:50:23
Speaker
Because you weren't spread thin enough. You're just going to go ahead and do some other stuff. That Shaman and Glick shit. Yeah, the shaman and Glick shit. Yeah. I also want to say thank you, Rick, for using my name or saying me and Thin in the same sentence because that's never happened. I did.
03:50:44
Speaker
Yeah. Thin enough. so you I don't see how you all give shaman shit, but I have the longest stories. ah No, I wasn't mad at his stories or anything like that. i was just It was like every time somebody had gone to say something to me, he was starting to talk. And it was like, okay, I've got to wait a second. but yeah nice yeah i just wish you guys I love Jedi. I'll take my shirt off and give him a hug if he wants. well You know what the Jedi says?
03:51:13
Speaker
He's only off camera because he's going go bang his dead wife in the freezer. And then he'll be back in like two minutes. Oh, wow, man. I hope it tastes like a Klondike bar. Wait, it takes a minute and 45 seconds for him to put her back?
03:51:25
Speaker
Yeah. Jesus. I mean, have you ever tried to put your body back in the freezer after it's been in the freezer? no. What were you asking me now? I was going to say, your pants are about eight sizes too small, too big.
03:51:39
Speaker
Yeah. Are you still not drinking? Mm-hmm. It's just ice water. Pussy. Are we doing the show tomorrow? don't know. It's going to depend on what the fuck time I get back from the gym and shit like that.
03:51:53
Speaker
Yes, Jedi. Yes, Jedi. Slick glass, calling you. So when I started talking on my end, there was nobody else talking. So I think I have a little bit mic, so I apologize.
03:52:08
Speaker
Do you want a hug without my shirt on? No, keep your shirt back. Put a couple of extra shirts on and then we can hug. I don't want you to end up poking my chest. Are you judging me on my fucking tan lines from sitting outside of my porch today?
03:52:22
Speaker
I wish I had a fucking tan line. I can't even... like I sunburn or I... they would yeah to forget je but yeah turn water again yeah yeah a Jedi Jedi's got two colors. Opaque and k crispy.
03:52:34
Speaker
I have respect and pity for Jedi that you would fucking burn and turn back into the color of a paper towel. so Jed, I wouldn't make you feel better if Rick and I took our shirts off and put you in the middle. No, it would make me feel terrible. But I appreciate that Rick understands my two colors. ki we So ah believe me, this is this won this red, and it won't last long. It'll go back to white again shortly.
03:52:57
Speaker
Much like Rick, that's why I've touched on my arm because it it offsets the white. See, i'm I'm either crispy or white dough. That's all I got.
03:53:11
Speaker
Well, there's that. Tans elude me. Well, every time I see you've got a hoodie on, so it makes sense that you keep yourself covered up powder. Well, yeah, because I get crispy otherwise.
03:53:24
Speaker
Yeah. Because you never expose yourself to the sun. No, I do. do. not on panel, obviously, because there's no sun in my house. But when I go out and... This conversation has still needed real bad. The neighbors complain when I do that, okay? Thank you.
03:53:50
Speaker
all any You can take your shirt off anytime, Jedi. We're good. Amy, did you see my Discord post? I am protected. don't know how many pairs of sunglasses you have. You can put four pairs on. Robert butmer talking robert Platinum said I'm either crispy or extra crispy.
03:54:17
Speaker
What's going on, Amy? A man's door. That's what I'm saying. Hacery smoked Jedi, man, does not sound like that.
03:54:32
Speaker
Hacery smoked lazy Jedi. man does not sound that night right I hey remick lazy jet i don't know Robert Platinum. That's my bad, man. read Apple smoked Lazy Joe.
03:54:45
Speaker
Robert, I think you're down in Florida, aren't you? That's somebody I'd like to go link up and have a beverage or two with. he's been a you maybe I can just like sit on my fucking front porch and drink with and make fun with everybody that drives by.
03:55:02
Speaker
I got this chick that I've been kind of seeing. She was like, I'm out door dashing right now. I'll get back to you in little bit. I'm all delivered that booty. I'm hungry. She's on me too. I'm like, oh yeah. I'm going to post it here with Glick's permission. ah so they were ne baby
03:55:19
Speaker
i happy you on driver one time watch us all right i'm going to post it here with glix's permission
03:55:29
Speaker
Go outside, nerd. Fucking nerd. I don't even want nerd. My stickers.
03:55:39
Speaker
ah We ordered a stack of them at work.
03:55:45
Speaker
I don't know why, but we did. wow. There's U-Haul getting chased by the cops in L.A. right now. Live. That doesn't surprise me.
03:55:58
Speaker
and The question is, is there furniture and in the U-Haul? and u It's probably stolen fucking VCRs because everybody needs to vcrself and not anyway true yeah that makes that makes a still. You're right. you're right you're right yes it's is and You can't argue with logic.
03:56:22
Speaker
Listen, if record players are making a comeback, then VCRs can make a comeback. Don't go and i do have an unop record meeting in my house right now don't call it what je i oh don't call it to come back. Yeah, ah and I came court in the area that's listening. If you can make some good chitlins and collard greens and all the other fixings, please hit me up. Please hit me up because I ain't had him in a hot minute.
03:56:52
Speaker
You're not getting chitlins in Florida, bro. You're wasting your fucking breath. I know, but still, I figured I'd throw that out there. Collard greens, you got to go like down to Swampland, but chitlins ain't happening.
03:57:05
Speaker
I know, I just figured I'd throw it out there. I just figured I'd throw it out there. Nils is telling long stories in the chat now. You're welcome. If want some pickles, whatever, can get that. All right. Yeah. Mills, you got one strike on me already. I see i see you. what do we What are we putting up on the screen? What is this? Oh, that's me. I'm putting the U-Haul. Short story. U-Haul, excuse me. I called Highway 97 Brewery in West Columbia, where Oilers was from, where it was like his the bar he hung out at.
03:57:37
Speaker
So I called the dude, and was like, hey, man. Let me just stop right now. There you go. and to keep his memory alive because he was very well respected in his community. If we bought some merch from you guys and did something with you that helped keep his his memory alive, are you guys down for it? They're absolutely, yeah. They want to work with YouTube community that knew him to to help do that.
03:58:01
Speaker
That's a white boy with a cowboy hat on the dashboard. There are 30 fucking Mexicans in the back of that. You look Mexican to me. yeah wrong Stop about it now, motherfucker.
03:58:12
Speaker
He's stopping the stoplights. He's all being polite. Don't give up now, motherfucker. That's right. Step on it. He's an orderly old, but it's fucking red light. Bro, motherfucker. I can't go right now. Man, meth is different in L.A.
03:58:30
Speaker
Bro, I'm telling you. I don't want to get a fucking ticket. Ha ha ha.
03:58:38
Speaker
You wish that you could get on the radio station and talk to the guy while he's doing it? That'd be fucking awesome. I know exactly who that is. You speak on my fucking dials over there. Bro, like, oh, no shit.
03:58:53
Speaker
I think that's friend trying to come and see me. Oh, man! i mean What are you going to do, bucko? You're really not going to use the other side of the road? Yeah, making you turn get back to the back the box. Bro, they're to sham your ass in.
03:59:07
Speaker
Yeah, they can't just pull in front of it and try and stop it, right? The cops are like, oh, it's red light. We're all going to stop. This dude has... Oh, there's one coming up on your pants. It's like, oh, motherfucker.
03:59:22
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You're better, Dad. Just put a bullet in and call it good. Do something. The cops are just as white as this guy. The door is open. door is open. that's he's on his fruit he's not even paying attention He's like, oh, green. Oh shit. My bad guys.
03:59:43
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in what are the cops doing man and i come with these open cupsach los angeles he's the weakest couple we don't know and he they might be armed and dangerous you know there's go bi friends she lights and their might be dangerous man those spot of Yeah, he's screaming. that's not the winner He's got his turn signal on and the left turn lane. You're breaking the law, asshole.
04:00:13
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I'm selling it.
04:00:16
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i'm so not the um it was so... doing? thing of opportunity shaman's dogs even pissed off what's she doing what And that they're like, oh, no, we're not going to break the law. Everybody's dropped. He tricked them. He turned his right turn signal on in the left. Then he went straight. Yeah. Yeah.
04:00:41
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did he just vote that's i thought he's were going again he shooked them he turned his right turn signal on and the left turned anyway then he went straight yeah slu and hit him she's small refer Double Uno reverse. A seldom seen movie. But when it's played off. He's like, yeah, I'm not on the road. If I saw him put his turn signal on and go straight, I'd fucking run him off myself, you know?
04:01:08
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Yeah, right? I'm just trying to figure out why like, he's not even doing anything crazy. Oh, awesome. 150 miles an hour for a second. He's just trying to find where where the local Del Taco is. I think already went there. He's a full of Mexican's.
04:01:27
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no i think he already here and he back he's he's the to best he can't all the deltaco ha So the guy's running from the cops in the fucking U-Haul in the middle of the night and you're going to say, oh, he's not doing anything crazy.
04:01:44
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Yeah. he's doing He was doing 45 miles an hour for a while. like He's just obeying speed limits and shit. Exactly. he's picked up the base Oh, almost hit a bus, bro.
04:01:57
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oh You're not good at this. smith red light he ran yeah yeah know That's the second one in a row, actually. He's not good at this. and This is why you don't text the drive. yeah He's not bad at it, either. He's mediocre.
04:02:10
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you think Do you think he's live-streaming somewhere? Can we pick up his live-stream? That'd be awesome if he was on TikTok right now, streaming away. everything they do right Look, hey, guys. I'm no law student, and I'm no expert in law.
04:02:24
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you will even The thing that I've seen him do The only thing I've seen him do wrong in this entire police chase is be in the left lane with his right turn signal on and go straight. He just ran a couple of red lights and he's been speeding. i mean okay dont know did he hit Did he hit that car earlier? No. turned without a turn signal.
04:02:47
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i don't like does man but this is like ninety percent of the ohio drivers this is how they drive maybe Yeah, well you're right. I mean, Glick just climbed out of the forest in two weeks.
04:02:59
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This dude needs to put his hat on it. We're all getting invested in this situation right now. Here we go again. Nobody gets out of their vehicle. He's left turn lane next to him. What are you doing, bro?
04:03:11
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we' like sitting and turn nobody gets out of their vehicle nobody he's got a left turn lane next to him what are you doing bro
04:03:22
Speaker
Christmas tree that just followed. Make a move, dude. Can we fast forward this? Get out of the car. Get out your vehicle. Oh, shit. That's just my entourage, dude. He just got spike stripped and he didn't even know it.
04:03:38
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that's my he just got spike stripped and he didn't even know it
04:03:46
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they Hold on. Hold on. ye addresses He was close enough to put the spike strip down in front of the rear tire, but not close enough to walk up to the door with his gun. over and we are you are shit you're I hope this guy gets away you're terrible cops. Everybody the worst. bro those are just gun gets about Everybody else was busy, so they called the man. He ran over the strip.
04:04:17
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This is the first time they used the strips. They just put them upside down. this time journeyny with flat was it was like a speed bump that you have in a parking lot. they just threw a meanwhile Meanwhile, at the first of the year, U-Haul installed run flats so they got less roadside calls.
04:04:39
Speaker
Can anybody address the fact that there currently 30 illegal Mexicans in the back this? That's probably the case. Spike Shib ain't nothing but fish. You guys probably got to be going at least
04:04:55
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spike sure ain nothing but a fish you like everybody going like at least 20 miles an hour for them to to take effect.
04:05:09
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Everybody watching this right now is like, why are these assholes watching this police chase? Mind you, i'm a huge fan of watching this. Oh, God, yes. They call it a Tuesday night. I love the fact that has anybody else watched the miles per hour jump up to like 1.30 and then really quickly drop back down?
04:05:33
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Look, there it is. okay He was slowed down and said he was doing 85. Yeah, Turbo, bitches. Yeah. plus miles an hour.
04:05:50
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got them run flat yeah cause they've been trained down yet everybody's mad like that was literally god bro youre a whole du that passed through the blairro I don't know who's trying right now.
04:06:04
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Manners. If that thing tips over and 30 illegals spill out of the back, I'm fucking done for the night, dude. I'll be done here for the night. It's 25 illegals and 5 illegals.
04:06:18
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Shit drops and shit spills like a jar of marbles tipped over and they just run everywhere. What the fuck? This shit is no embarrassing and effective. How many were there? How many were there?
04:06:31
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oh that We're starting to see some smoke.
04:06:36
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Nils hit the fast forward. They hotboxed. They're fucking getting baked. up I didn't hear anything. Is this live?
04:06:50
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This is live. know. I thought this was a pre-recorded video. no This is happening as we speak, bro. Yeah. off flash that This shit's more embarrassing than a fat kid at a salad bar.
04:07:04
Speaker
That was terrible. I mean, at least the fat kid tries. on These guys aren't even to do it. What about Twisted Metal Jedi? was going say, you guys ever play that game? on Yeah. oh yeah Dude, listen. that ice cream Oh, now you're fucking up if you're getting out an interstate with a tireless guy. There we go. ah say Now it's going to get good.
LAPD Tactics and Car Chase Humor
04:07:34
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I doubt it. well I mean, he he's definitely doing this backwards. You're supposed to get on the interstate first and then go in the city. Yeah, but I mean, the guy, this is this is the most courteous driver I've ever seen. love that other people are like, I'm not getting out of the way. Fuck this guy. i just want to go home. First and foremost, I'm going to go ahead and say it now. The primary l LAPD unit is damn, at him go.
04:08:07
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You know what? This might get me in trouble and this might get my channel fucking banana-ed, but I miss old school l LAPD where they were just yanking people out of their cars and beating them half to death. Yeah. Because in 1994, Chase wouldn't have happened. They would already beaten this driver half to death at the first traffic light that he stopped at.
04:08:28
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Bro, this is like all day every day. People have whole channels because they do nothing but stream this stuff. Yep. Dude, this dude has stopped at like 14 stoplights and the cop only got out once.
04:08:41
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Yeah, and he could have been close enough to have just shot him and ended it right there, but he didn't. I'm going to do shit right there. the
04:08:56
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get out of car yeah that's right see shaer dog agree robert um care boy
04:09:06
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That tire must have got a big hole in it. Man, I'm telling you, I love it when someone's called. Who that? Who that? Who that?
04:09:20
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Robert Platt said Glick said he misses Rodney King. That's pretty much it. I don't know. I think I got cool on my front porch. yeah yeah heard that He didn't have cable in the forest where he came from because he's a goddamn Sasquatch.
04:09:39
Speaker
Your dog is so annoyed at you right now because he's like right there and you're just not letting him get it. The only thing that would make that better is if he just turned and slobbered up the side of your face saying, fuck you.
04:09:52
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yeah Does your dog bark? No, my pimple does not bark at all. No, his pit bull is retarded. Yeah, mine doesn't know how to bark.
04:10:05
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I didn't say that I mis- I did say that LAPD has gotten real fucking soft in 2026. When my bull tries to bark, it sounds like you're kidnapping a four-year-old.
04:10:17
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He doesn't even, like, he does what I call squalors. He doesn't even bark. Yeah,
04:10:29
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That squeaker and
04:10:34
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next squeaker that chicken would have been gone within 10 minutes. take you He'd have killed it cook girl ah
04:10:44
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it. There you go. There you go, up Joe. I gave her a treat. It doesn't have peanut butter this time. well Yeah, there he goes with the peanut butter again.
04:10:56
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the tires The tire's flat now. there's a way It has to have been. Did you see way thing was hopping, taking that turn? Nice. christmas christmas christmas Oh, no, no. holy period You guys have been talking to the chat all night. This is the best U-Haul advertisement ever.
04:11:17
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i know, right? This is how long it'll last you're getting chased by the cops. you know wow dude You're in a bit of a bind now, homeboy. mean, right here, homeboy should be taken out and beaten in the street at this point.
04:11:31
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Yeah. on I like that, dude. Do you see the blue car in the left lane from him two up going, don't get fucking close to me. Yeah. Dude, that Corvette's like, don't even do it.
04:11:48
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Yeah, I'm just saying if this was 1995, the driver of this U-Haul would have already been beaten to death in the streets of LA. Yep. they're still They're still chasing them.
04:11:59
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Now they got new cars. mcish Is he armed and dangerous or anything? That's CHP they got there now. Yeah, like the SUVs are like, oh shit, we got to go fuel up for $25 a gallon. The Children's Highway Patrol? Yeah. Yeah.
04:12:17
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Okay, now he's stopping. He's still smoking, I think.
04:12:23
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This dude, this dude's like, man, I'm like 25 minutes away from the border and these assholes aren't doing shit. What are you smoking on? I can't tell. I think it's just a vape. I think he's just smoking a vape.
04:12:39
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I can't. Yeah. Yeah. yeah I was going to pull over, but then I got high. ah He's still got his right turn signal on, though.
04:12:51
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I was going to eat that pussy, too, but then I got high. ma Maybe that's when he puts his hazards on and his it's just not working. I'm going to make that lemon pound cake. i just I just want him to put his hat on. That's all I care about. I want to take that hat off the dashboard and put that bitch on.
04:13:09
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hope nobody be finallyly oh That's a farmer's hat, bro. That's like um a rice farmer's hat. It's like a straw hat, bro. I hope he puts it on. Yeah. Not until he gets to work.
04:13:22
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That's not until the sun comes up, man. Bro's smoking like hell yeah he is.
04:13:29
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Where's he going now? Man, fuck it. You hoes are going to make so much money. Kato's like, what if they were just trying to tell him his back door's open? Jedi does something about Thor being wide open.
04:13:42
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Hey, how come when the when the ah U-Haul passes cards, it looks like he's going slow, and then you look at the cops, and it looks like they're hauling ass behind him? And you're like, who what? um That's the number two of flies just driving through L.A. Nope, nobody's coming.
04:13:59
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Skirt, skirt. Oh, hit him up with the flatbed. oh Get him flatbed. No, just kidding. well What a shitty intersection that was. That was kind of weird.
04:14:10
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I'd be pissed if I navigate that thing every day going to work. Fuck you. yeah yeah and i live in ohio you won't hear that i wrote I'm in fucking West Virginia. They can't figure out a roundabout.
04:14:22
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dude we're trying They're trying to put roundabouts in here and people keep fucking them up. Yeah, they did here too, so they're talking about taking them out. You know the best thing they did here was was the alternate side bridges over the interstate.
04:14:35
Speaker
That's fucking wild. Bro, it's weird in Missouri because in Missouri, when you get off the exit, you cross to the opposite fucking lane. Yeah, when you go to get on here, it shifts sides, so you make a left turn from the left side of the road onto the interstate. It's supposed to prevent the backups of the red lights. It'll fuck you right up, dude.
04:14:54
Speaker
Yeah, for real. Yeah. I remember the first time I went in and I was like, wait a minute, why am I switching sides of the road? it It's not that hard to figure out. It's like, okay, i'm I'm going from the right side to the left side to stay in your fucking lane.
04:15:07
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I feel that. it is It is that hard to figure out, though. well i mean I want this dude to land on like in Compton or something. At least go somewhere cool.
04:15:24
Speaker
That's fair. I just want him to go. We're still driving down some secondaries. put the <unk> like What are we doing?
04:15:37
Speaker
it's out through some chip man I love that all these people have driveways and they're parked on the street. Yeah. Bro, where are you going? You about to run out of shit.
04:15:49
Speaker
to night there Bro, I had to break out the Muncho's Cheetos crackers for this shit. We've stopped. We made it. It's delivering for Domino's. Pizza's here in 30 minutes or less.
04:16:04
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Yeah, Robert, he's in the garage now, baby. Oh, what? Where did she come from? DoorDash. Where the fuck did she come from? mean That's why he was driving slow, because he was ordering DoorDash.
04:16:23
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Yeah. He was probably getting bitched at by her the whole time. She just ran out the bottom of the screen and they totally missed it. Oh, look, there she is. What are you doing? you have a bracket?
04:16:34
Speaker
Or did you bet? What is going on in your life right now? We're just going to start walking normal. Like nothing's going on. I don't know why in the spotlight's on. You better get tackled, bitch. Oh, he didn't do it. come on. It looked like she ran through this spot. Dude, that was badass. She ran up like she was going to tackle her. It looked like he was going to Bill Goldberg hurt from behind, and then he just stopped.
04:17:00
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it so I love how she kept walking like nothing was going on. The cops were there. The spotlight's on her. yeah who who Her run slowed to a trot. Slowed to a walk. I'm just in the spotlight. Oh my god, what happened? I was just walking home. there's the kids.
04:17:18
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that was just with her too like how do the crack just know got people outside of that um no oh there's the kids
04:17:32
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i Don't even like but enough she runs right out the bottom of the camera and go right there Look where they're looking at the house and she went up the bottom of the screen
04:17:41
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but wait, she might be a he now that's a she yeah that cops getting a blowjob on the way to the processing Yeah, it's gonna go on here yeah's all ca search' gonna go on here
04:17:56
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he's goingnna stop No wonder she kept putting the wrong blinker on. nothing
Societal Norms and Identity Discussion
04:18:00
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ah ah That's fantastic. that was That was the best she could drive, guys. that's the That was the best she could drive. Yeah.
04:18:10
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yeah
04:18:13
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In a dress. And she made sure to grab her fucking oversized purse when she got out, too. It explains so much now, though. I just want to know how much longer the cops are actually going sit around there now there was no accident or anything.
04:18:27
Speaker
Just call her, Decker. Get the U-Hug on. yeah I'm not even sure if she was speeding or not. There's got to be another one in L.A. somewhere right now.
04:18:39
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nails stretch There's a stolen Dodge somewhere in Cali right now. Oh, yeah. No doubt.
04:18:51
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That's Cali. it's a he she it's cali that's a he she bro yeah first and foremost the whole shim thing jim shari we was at the uh we were at all today we were at easton which is like a big shopping center first problem is you went to the mall this is this is a true story trust me gail and buggy have not gotten out of bed since we got home because it was too much peopling, way too much going on. But anyways, so there's this girl and she's walking through. She's got her little mini skirt on and her crop top on. She's looking like a fucking whore. And beside her is this him who I feel like if you were like, what's up, bro? He'd be like, earth's my home who wearing a short shirt and a crop top, big ass fucking Afro.
04:19:48
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Full fucking beard, bro. Like, just... i mean with But was she hot? Yeah, lemon pound cake, the whole nine yards. Yeah, just just like a... Just a dude wanting attention and wanting to play the video. Everything you could do to not ask for his number. i mean And I don't mean to be this guy, but at the end of the day, he was a minority as well. so like I'm going to wear a short skirt. But his body looked like a woman, but his face and everything. Did have a nice ass? Did he have a nice ass?
04:20:20
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and I don't know. But everything from the neck up looked like a straight. Were his legs on point? Yeah, everything from the neck up looked like everybody else. What kind of calves did he have? Did he have chick calves or dude calves?
04:20:35
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I mean, he definitely had dude calves.
04:20:41
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and yeah yeah like it was not it was it was it was one or two it was it was like a It was like a uno draw two card where it was like i need attention but i also want to be the victim Is what this dude was doing. And Glick wanted to go up to him and be like, I likes you and I wants you. yeah
04:21:06
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Glick was over that man button. Give me that man button. Give me that man pussy. That pussy. No. No, I was not. I was just like, pi what the fuck is happening in here?
04:21:24
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but no What in the Florida is happening right now? Yeah, what in the wild, wild world of sports is are going on here? It was a minority, too. And so it was just it was just a whole... You got that it was a minority without you specifying when you said afro.
04:21:42
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Like, to i we lose some trade i that as one as they come My dad's got pretty
04:21:49
Speaker
They're just not the same. I mean, what's the Bob, Bob, what's his name? Bob Ross. Well, let me rephrase that. My dad's a bob ro's just an albino, okay? got pretty For some reason, I wanted to say Newhart so bad. I wanted to say Newhart so bad and I was like, he does not have a fucking problem, bro. That dude is as white as Jedi. Hell yeah! oh At work, appreciate yourself. Hell yeah, brother.
04:22:18
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Oh, yeah the yeah. Sub to the channel. Oh, yeah. Watch me. I'm not saying that shit as white as Jedi, and fucking Krayola's going to come out with a new color. You call it Lazy Jedi White.
04:22:29
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who It would still wear be as white as the white. Wait, wait. Kentucky State Penitentiary is where a Booty Waria? Waria? Waria? Waria!
04:22:41
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where yeah what
04:22:46
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I don't know. I asked if I was in prison. That's what I would say. Oh, yeah. A booty warrior. Booty warrior. Oh, yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah. Thanks for whitening it up for me, Shaman. I appreciate that.
04:23:01
Speaker
You're welcome. um'm i have I know many languages. This is why I appreciate you, bro. yeah ubes with got nice Not Creel, though. Not Creel. I don't know Creel. okay do gala do you google just It looks like an asshole, but you have my back, Shaman. And that's why the Shaman Glick shit is going to be off the charts. It's going to pop off.
04:23:24
Speaker
That's right. Just promise to continue hating Notre Dame as the Shaman Glick connection. I will always hate fucking Notre Dame. I promise you that. That's an easy promise to make and keep breaking it. In San Diego, I live in San Diego.
04:23:42
Speaker
On March 21st, the 22nd, the Savannah Bananas are banana ball. back to San Diego Petco Park. It'll face the local beach coconuts. ah and san diego i live in san diego on march twenty first the twenty second the savannah bananas ah ah nanoball so back to san diego pickco park they'll face the loo beach coconuts What did you just say, bro? Heavy baseball matchup. Oh, look, Benita. Basing players. Basing players. And you make rules like fans catching foul balls for outs.
04:24:17
Speaker
Yeah. Dude, Savannah Benita is a blast. Yeah. I took my kids last year. It's so much fun. I took my kids last year. They had such a good fucking time. It's like, all right. It's like, so you know how lacrosse is just a party the whole time the game's happening?
04:24:32
Speaker
It's like that? Put that into baseball, but allow the fan interaction to count against the game. So we have some we have something up here that we're going to try to go to in July. I think it is.
04:24:44
Speaker
It's Cosmic Baseball. Yes, that's the new one. Yeah, we're going Kayla, because you can only buy tickets if you enter the lottery.
04:24:55
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Yep. Same thing with Savannah. So Kayla won. So we're... We're going to get tickets and take the kids. It's at Cooper Stadium. And that looks like fucking dope as hell, man. It's pitch black.
04:25:06
Speaker
alllthough Yeah, it's wild. How was your game today? think it was days. Sorry. I thought it was like some tranny fucking game or something. No, no, Hang on. i got i might have I think I might have a video from it.
04:25:20
Speaker
I mean, we live in life doing something, Outlaw. How was your day, bro? It was fucking awesome. It was a good time doing that game. It was fun. Kids had a blast. Got a panel soon with Goku over time at work today, but otherwise good, man. i didn't have to work today. we i made I made my non-people-y people go people, and and now they hate me, and they are completely exhausted.
04:25:46
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ah unless If I speak that language. Credit card number is four four five seven three
04:25:56
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213-55123. five five one two three
04:26:02
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Mother's maiden name is Smith.
04:26:08
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Drew's writing all this down. I feel bad for whoever's credit card number I just gave out on the internet. Yeah. I'm just like, I'm already 458. Yeah, here you go.
04:26:22
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The number's on the back of the card.
04:26:29
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Cool. dudes on still lessana Shaman, I hope you get yourself something nice with my credit card.
04:26:38
Speaker
Consider still still trying to bat crazy as i do I would buy you a new hat and a bag
04:26:47
Speaker
wow shaman dragon history to pertain so from The first base umpire dresses like a ninja.
04:26:58
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And every time somebody gets out at first, instead just being like, you're out, he does a backflip while he does it. It's fucking wild, dude. It's a good time. oh Outlaw Sports, are you yeah they do Carolina guy? Yeah, it was a lot of fun. We're hiring somebody to do backflips yell, you're out.
04:27:20
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You're out! $15 an hour. then you got Then you got the umpire behind the plate that literally dances the whole fucking game. A little fat dude. Yeah.
04:27:33
Speaker
What's Ricky Martin? There's the ninja first base. You're Ricky Martin. You're just a Clemson fan, but hello girl virginia
04:27:48
Speaker
ah you're just alimson fan but you're not from south carolina That's called fucking retarded. It's a good time. You are definitely in your early 20s. If you're ACC or a Clemson fan and you're not from South Carolina, you're just fucking retarded. You don't know what time you live in.
04:28:08
Speaker
um I love you, but come on, man. Wait a minute, you're what?
04:28:15
Speaker
Outlaw, I asked if he was from... He has he said something about liking Clemson. Oh, okay. and And I said, are you an SC? And he said, I'm a Clemson fan. And I said, if you're not an SC, you're in your early 20s if you're a k Clemson fan.
04:28:31
Speaker
Because nobody ever heard of Clemson until the first time they won their national championship. Nobody know who knew who Clemson was or knew where Clemson was. Well, I did, but I had to deliver lumber up there. so yeah oh My name is Rick, and I don't know if I've ever heard of him.
04:28:52
Speaker
Oh, you're an SC? Are you close to Clemson? i lived I lived in Charleston for 10 years, and I'll be back there in 60s. Francis is trying to make a new bestie right now. That's right. Chucktown, baby. Chucktown.
04:29:04
Speaker
Chucktown lay you down, motherfucker. 843. What? lord That's like everywhere in South Carolina is 843. Fuck out of great i wonder I wonder what the song for Spartanburg is because they're 843 too. 843, they 803.
04:29:21
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843, lay you down. Chuck 10. 843 is 803. That's just my old account. You're not actually talking to someone. eight four tree lay you down chuck ten eight four three is well that's baby eight o three that's just my all account you're not actually talking to somebody bro damn the fuck on ah wow my mom hurt now eight o three is a yeah ah You're in Greensville old shaman account Greenville like in fucking River Mountain ah I thought I made a new friend to South Carolina and it was just fucking the shaman fucking with me Son of a bitch Son of a bitch In fact everybody in the chat right now is just my old accounts I'm the only one here
04:30:06
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Damn you, Shaman!
04:30:11
Speaker
That's funny. That's funny. This poor outlaw sportsman should be like, I am not this Shaman and guy. i don't even know who he is. I'm real. Shaman, you're about to see like my fucking Santee side, bro. o What did I do? but I think he said he's turning into Carlos Santana.
04:30:34
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Yeah, something like that.
04:30:40
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That's his guitar, by the way. know Oh, that makes sense now. if we I wish I knew I would turn this off. I hate having it off.
04:30:51
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I have a bracket. We all have one. The one. What the fuck? What the hell was that? so Can you get arrested for having that video on your computer?
04:31:04
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ah probably one that at want with it i just i needed the I'm pretty sure that like Rick and Bob I ran and everybody be yeah pretty much everybody likes me no eyes eyes dont was dark come in job was like don't both handss here so i'm certainly one kind ofation I
04:31:30
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i't know where je i went He did the same thing last night. He's writing a suicide note to Francis right now. Why is he rage quitting like twice in two days?
04:31:46
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I think he was just he's just tired. He's just tired. I'm fucking tired. And I got to eat up early. So I'm probably going to be sick and a nap and poo. I'm getting out of here pretty soon. Normally, try to leave at 1130, but I'll leave at 12. Yeah, I'm probably actually going to jet. I got to get up early. didn't get a fucking thing done today. I'm too tired. I might start looking up Fiona Apple Porn.
04:32:10
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What? That's terrible. Fiona Apple Porn. That's terrible. yeah he's go to say Ultimately, what he's going to do is look through the lumber section at Home Depot on his phone.
04:32:23
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That's pretty much it. The pressure-treated side of it. Oh, Lord. God, yeah. That pressure-treated side is sexy, though. I mean, you'll have that on them big jobs.
04:32:38
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Where the fuck did Francis just go? I just can't stay. He just fucking disappears somehow. That's pretty nice. hes Off into the cyberverse.
04:32:49
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Ugh.
04:32:51
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Son of a bitch. Oh, you guys are leaving? i'm before i do
04:32:57
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I've got a lady friend on her way over right now. I gotta go brush my teeth, maybe my nuts. Wow, are you actually planning to do something? I've been up for almost 20 hours, man. I've got to get some sleep. You're hoping.
04:33:13
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Because you look like you're going to fall asleep in about 10 minutes, so... Yeah, facts. And I thought I was the only one that passed out before they got there, which, yes, I am guilty of. i only did that once.
04:33:25
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It was her fault. She took too long, and I got through the whole bottle of bourbon. yeah Damn. yes She showed up, and I was out fucking cold on the couch. she's like She let herself in my house and everything. like She could have come in and robbed the place. I wouldn't even have known.
04:33:43
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I'll be like, don't rob me, but at least leave two bags of crazy bread from Little Caesars on my chest. Yeah, right? it' So I can feed the dog when I'm hungover. Right? Well, y'all have a good one.
04:33:55
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i Later, homie. Hey, pull out, bro. Pull out. Oh, yeah. You know what? No babies. Yeah. We'll worry about that decision.
04:34:08
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Okay.
04:34:11
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If you don't want to go, stick it in your butt. That's right. Nobody ever got pregnant from a blowjob. My bracket's not busted.
04:34:21
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Oh, he's back. Good. ah frans Oh, I'm back. Oh, shit, I'm back. I'm getting out of here. so i my My daughter, my oldest one, her and her people that she lives with,
04:34:35
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and her boyfriend, they have, like, a bracket, and she's up currently watching basketball and, like, losing her mind because, like, she needs whoever's playing right now to win so she can continue to beat her boyfriend in his bracket.
04:34:51
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And then she's like, it's funny because I forgot that you had a show on Saturday. I'm like, I've been doing this show for five years. How the fuck do you forget that I have a show on Saturdays? you know, How can I expect you guys to follow and support us if my own kids don't follow and support us?
04:35:07
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But anyways, and she's like, it's funny that you guys brought up the Savannah Bananas because as soon as this game's over, the Savannah Bananas are and I'm going to watch them because she's in love with it. Yeah, they started getting time on ESPN.
04:35:21
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She's in love with like two of the players on the Savannah Bananas. So so she's gonna go and then she's like, that's what I'm going to go to bed to. So, oh, ow. things. those payton by I'm actually jetting out of here.
04:35:34
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Shout out to the Nebraska Cornhusters because you didn't bust my bracket, but you beat Mandy and nobody's seen that fucking coming. I saw it coming.
04:35:47
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Did you though? Yeah. You got a bracket? You're like a fucking Iranian. I have a woman's bracket and I've only lost two so far.
04:35:59
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Yeah, I feel like in a lot of trouble because I've been really dogging female sports the last few days. And I don't know how Kayla feels about that. But, like, we went into, we walked into a fucking restaurant today.
04:36:13
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and they had had they had give that public basketball on. And then, you know the basketball game in the arcades, like Dave and Buster's and shit like that? They had that on. Apparently, that's an ESPN fucking sport now.
04:36:28
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They had that on. Meanwhile, Michigan was playing St. Louis, and that game was not on in this restaurant. And I'm like, are you fucking serious? It hey it is.
04:36:44
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The men's basketball tournament is on, and all you have on is a bunch of fucking old, fat, desperate losers who live in their mom's basements throwing basketballs into an arcade game and you have women's basketball on.
04:37:01
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That's like a California fucking basketball rodeo.
04:37:06
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I will let you know about tomorrow's show. Let me know about tomorrow's show. I'm getting out of here. i'm very go them Good hour and a half.
04:37:17
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Whenever fucking Jedi comes back, tell Powder that I'll catch him on the flip side. I'll tell Prouda that you had love him in my head. I'll start singing Informer by Snow when he pops back in. He's dirty things to his boy pussy.
04:37:30
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Well, there you go. so We'll catch you guys later. Yeah. He's probably his wife. Take it in the cheeks. Too late. Fuck me, man.
04:37:42
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hate leaving the stream because... fuck me man i hate i hate leaving a stream because uh jedi and shaman and in this stream and harley dad there's only like four streams i follow on youtube anymore but my fucking work schedule and these streams are horrible i've been up for 20 hours man i'm about to crash and i hate to fucking leave too yeah same but i gotta be up in uh four and a half hours
04:38:16
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well I just did a six-day work. God damn, I can't even speak English. English is hard. um Six-day work week. and It was like six Mondays. and yeah the
04:38:31
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Fuck that. Yeah, it was rough. Man, it's been a rough week at work. i had to i'm good This is the best part. My wife works overtime next Saturday in her division.
04:38:44
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and I'm off. So my sleeping in next Saturday. Oh, that's nice word. At least it's not on the same weekend, I guess. it ah It'd be nice if you guys could ah spend the time together.
04:38:56
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Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause I was fucking with it. was like, you know, i'm just going volunteer and just like work over time. And, and where you work at an HV five, you know, fifth generation hybrid vehicle.
04:39:07
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And, uh, Because they want me to, eat they like all love me over there anyway. So it's like I can, I can make extra money, but fuck man, it's been a, March has been a rough month at work.
04:39:21
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And I hate that shit too, because when I was working night shift to the ER, it was no problem on my days off jumping on here on like every fucking stream at night. But normally I'm in bed by like nine o'clock.
04:39:33
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It doesn't, you know, Eastern from time and everybody's there. Like, ye I have to force myself to fucking stay up. and
04:39:44
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That's just rough when you're older, man. I'm almost a half a century old. i enjoy sleep. like I cherish sleep.
04:39:56
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I mean, I do. ah you know like well This is this job. it's just I work different hours. Tonight I close and tomorrow I open.
04:40:07
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Yeah. So it's like, that's what messes me up. If I got more on a schedule, I'd be fine. Because I naturally know I'm night person. Retail ash, Sean. Yeah.
04:40:19
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If want to learn how to hate people, work fucking retail.
04:40:24
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That one fucking item is 50% off. Like Rack. And then people are like, well, this was just laid here. Is it 50% off? No, dipshit. Read the fucking card. Yeah. Yeah, anyways, I won't get into that tonight. but
04:40:40
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hurt her <unk>ve I've been there, man. I worked retail for probably eight, nine months. And one time, just just to try it out, and I learned to fucking hate people.
04:40:54
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was like, you're stupid. No, you can't buy something and then bring it back a year and a half later and fucking get a refund for it. That's not how it works, dumbass. Yes, he just laughs at those people after they leave and call them all kinds of names.
04:41:07
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and It's bad because the people of customer service literally call a manager. Can can we exchange this? No, dipshit.
04:41:16
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See, if if they're calling me for some shit like that, I'd i'd be pissed. I'd be like, what you think? got back behind the store and beaten with a frozen garden hose. That was a hell of a thing to come back to.
04:41:29
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know what? are addition I was actually surprised today because I had like my my boss's boss was having ah a talk with me. Not bad. He was just having a talk with me in the office. right and Then one of one of my guys comes in and he's like, hey, this guy wants to speak to a manager. and so I'm like, what's he want?
04:41:56
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And he was like, uh, did you ask him? I'm like, did you ask him and shit? He just said he wants to speak to a manager. was like, all right, I'll be out there in a second. And then I told my boss's boss, boss i was like I was like, do you guys you know do this? And I go, like I'm trying to get them to be like, you know when someone comes up to them and goes, hey, let me speak to a manager. Well, is there anything i can help you with?
04:42:23
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or this and that, you've got to filter these these people out because a lot of times I'll get to them and it's something stupid. yeah And it's like, don't fucking bother me for that. You've got to answer that fucking question. You're a highly intelligent person with common sense.
04:42:36
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Glick is a highly intelligent person with common sense. So, I mean, lazy Jedi. yeah why on umm um I'm speaking the truth, man. because i smells to through yeah so And it's something that Tommy Lee Jones said in Men in Black.
04:42:52
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that that really stuck with me is an emergency response, like emergency management, public safety, you class you know, and intelligence, something that he said in that movie, like, struck a chord with me because he's right.
04:43:05
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A person is smart, but people as a whole are stupid, panicky, idiot, you know, people. And he's right.
04:43:19
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yeah du like there's something like there's some people like the four of us we're we're pretty highly intelligent we have some sort of common sense there are some people that are intelligent with zero common sense that fucking dog in the army we call them pigs but you get like a hundred people together like us and they just turn fucking forward close out for all right sit the fuck out man And that's one of the things that irritated me, man, in the eel.
04:43:52
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When we were sick, man, our parents knew exactly what to do. You're getting fucking rotatocin, chicken noodle soup, crackers, sandwich, cheese, cheese, cheese. I had nothing. Dude, we were getting water, Sprite, blah, blah, blah, seven up. They knew the regimen to get us better.
04:44:09
Speaker
But as they got older, into their 60s 70s, They were needy as fuck. They had no idea how to take care of themselves. The same shit that you gave us as children in the 80s and 90s to make us feel better, which worked.
04:44:24
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And then when you get older, that same fucking regimen, you just completely forgot. And they became super needy. And it made me hate people.
04:44:34
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And it's like, how in the fuck can you take care of our generation? But when you get older, you don't know how to take care of yourself. There's no logic in it. Because they watch mainstream media and that makes you dumb.
04:44:49
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I used to bitch, man, at my son's friends. i was like, you know what? Our generation had something that your generation didn't. If we want to learn something, like a skill, we had to learn it from someone else or we had to sit in a fucking library and use the Dewey Decimal System, which no longer exists.
04:45:05
Speaker
and rita but ah Encyclopedia Britannica for hours, and that was just the first resource that we had. But you will have the most abundant resource of free information on the planet, which is literally a digital library of Alexandria, which is what our generation wanted to exist to make the next generation better and smarter than we were. And you kids can't even start a fucking lawnmower.
04:45:30
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Six, seven, seven, sabbath head It's like, how did the next generation with this unlimited free resource of information gets a goddamn dumb with zero common sense?
04:45:47
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I cannot figure that out.
04:45:52
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I mean, I know i know why like that. I just don't understand how, like, how... like I didn't fall into that shit, so i don't I don't know how people fall into that shit, but I know what happens, and it's just being brainwashed with media and all that other stuff.
04:46:16
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It really is. true The definition of psychology is the study of human and animal behavior. Period. Period. the The smartest thing that Darwin ever, ever said in his studies, some some is debatable, but the smartest thing that he had ever said, it is not the strongest that the that it is not the strongest that can survive, but those that can adapt the quickest.
04:46:44
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Yeah. Yeah. And you're about to see a huge turn in in humanity and in animal in the animal kingdom. I mean, basically, we are part of the animal kingdom.
04:46:57
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So it's it's about to get very fucking scary in the next six years. Well, there's supposed to be a drop in um population within the next couple of years.
04:47:08
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So it needs to happen. A huge drop. the georgia There's going to be ah a lot of people. There's going to be a lot of Americans. If this is true, the like the American populace is going to die.
04:47:23
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Yeah. I mean, the the Georgia guys stands the wrong point. I will say that. that i think we could I think we could have more, but like I think a lot of the problem is, too, is that you know the way that we're running society is not right, in my opinion.
04:47:42
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you know Is there a better way? Of course there is. How? I'm not sure. You know what i mean? Exactly sure because you have to run tests. There was an over-empathetic view of humanity um which they they tried to couple into morals.
04:47:59
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For example, there's a difference between a nice person and in you and I and Glick and Jed, I know this. There's a difference between a good person and a nice person. What I mean by that is ancient societies, the reason they were so strong and able to survive is because they knew.
04:48:14
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um and of course, we're animals in the animal kingdom. You know, the the the runt, the last of the bull dies. The the ah the the chicken, the nest gets kicked out and they're on their own.
04:48:28
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And in humanity, and as it's some people might say it's it's dark, it's sinister, it's very sadistic. But if you are not able to survive on your own, um then you are a weakness in society and you are weak to the society.
04:48:46
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And every ancient culture understood this. If you had some type of deformity or disease and things like that, then you were weak for the society. Everything from the Greeks to the Romans um to the northern Europeans to the Scandinavians.
04:49:00
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you know even Vikinger, even in their old age. We have we have a thing back in Sweden. don't know if I told you this. um It's been discussed on on one TV show called Adestup, what we call Adestupa, to where and in and in our age, it it it affected us and 40 and above, that if you became so weak and feeble um to the clan, to your family,
04:49:28
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that you would do a self-sacrifice to the All-Father, um you know, to to release that burden from your family. hot bear to so like basically, when you get when you get too old you jump off a cliff.
04:49:44
Speaker
be war yeah or Or there's other ways that you would you would do that too. But yeah, so like north of Uppsala in Sweden. So you have Stockholm, Uppsala, and then, you know, ah towards Gamla, where we call Gamla.
04:49:59
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ah There's a town there. East of Gamla, there's a place called Adastupa Rock. So the old stories and stuff that's told that. So yeah, you would be a self-sacrifice to the Allfather for shit like that. And that's what maintained those ancient societies to be strong because you didn't have nursing homes. You didn't have the weak taking care of these people with these these certain diseases and stuff. Not today in society.
04:50:23
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would be considered, oh, that's immoral. That's evil. No, that's what made a strong society. and And humans as a culture, we have gotten softer, way softer. um I hate to say that shit because it sounds immoral, but the animal kingdom has proven one thing throughout all ah all of humanity, all of the existence is only the strong survive.
04:50:50
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Those are going adapt the quickest. That's what Darwin learned. He know that. He know that. If you're weak, you're going to die. People... Shit, we used to watch it on Discovery Channel in the 90s.
04:51:04
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The slowest zebra is the one that gets captured the cheetah and gets fucking eaten. That's just the way of life. That's why I run quick. Yeah, and where humans have this this consciousness that they... ah Which is different than what separates us about the ah this society, you know.
04:51:21
Speaker
the The poor people are going to starve. they're They're going to suffer because they have to change. They have to be able to adapt themselves. So when people you know are like, man, I don't make this much money and they're on YouTube and they're begging for shit. It's like, no, you need to quit getting on here and fucking begging for money. You need to change your your lifestyle. You need to change your way because it's not working for you to be able to adapt and and overcome.
04:51:45
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and society yeah there's certain things that are against you but you can't sit here and do this boohoo shit you you need to learn to a different way to adapt which is why our our belief teaches us to be smarter faster and stronger than we were the day before
04:52:05
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it's a good way to to live by it mean yeah every ancient culture believe that i mean from alexandria from the libraries there, they were taught that every day.
04:52:20
Speaker
You know, oh man, i'm i'm just... ah the The cards were dealt to me wrong. I can't do the bullshit, man. it's It's you. No, the cards weren't dealt to you wrong. You're just not playing your hand properly.
04:52:34
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Correct.
04:52:39
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So, I mean, yeah, you might not have an ace in the hole, but... You know, that just means you got to play your shit differently. That's why i tell people it's not the situation that matters. It's how you handle it at that time.
04:52:53
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You have to change your mindset. And for example, the only power you have and is the way you react.
04:53:03
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and And, you know, when people argue that shit, it's like, you know, um I was a teen parent. So was my wife. You know, in the 90s when they told us all, hey, if you're If you're a pregnant teen, you're going to fail in life. That's what society told us.
04:53:18
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We threw up both fingers, both middle fingers. Fuck you. You don't decide our fate. You don't decide our path and our destiny. And here I stand, wealthy with a huge house and a great family and stuff like that. It's like no one no one else can tell you what your fate is, what what your ultimate destiny is.
04:53:39
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And I think people fail to realize that.
04:53:43
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Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Yeah. And look, I was always told I was going to be something. Here I am. Nothing. You know?
04:53:54
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I mean, you make your own destiny, man. Shaman, you are something, brother.
04:54:01
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are, bro. Money doesn't determine whether we are or we aren't. you The Lox Dental saga. And this,
04:54:14
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And Norse belief. And it's, I mean, every belief has this. It's it's not just like, hey, the spiritual religious belief, but the Lox De La Saga. There's a quote in there that says, stand by your own trial, not what others tell you.
04:54:27
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we Which, we have all the trials and tribulations that you go through, don't let other people tell you who you are You know who you are. and and that was told that I wouldn't live to see you too.
04:54:39
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yeah I was told by teachers, I wouldn't i wouldn't live to see you or make it past you. I'm damn near 45 years old. but I actually, i didn't i didn't think I'd make it this to this age. I really didn't. i lord knows Lord knows I whatever wasite ah i should be here today. Look at us now.
04:55:01
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Look at us now. That's what's going on out here. I am put death right in its stupid face and said Monday
04:55:16
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Yeah, man. I mean, I started my career off as a firefighter. I face it every day. It's like there was no fear. It's like if I'm going to know it's going to happen. It's not in my hands. It will happen. And the three things that you can never change in life is is life, death, and change yourself. You cannot stop it.
04:55:37
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You have to accept it. Frank Herbert wrote wrote, when he wrote the ah the Dune books, he he wrote a great verse in that. um Change something that you you have to accept. You know you you cannot stop it.
04:55:54
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you You have to let it flow and and go with it, you which was basically just of a form of ah adaptation. Be like water, my friend. Be like water.
04:56:06
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Yeah. Yeah. Be like what? Bruce Lee. So, yeah. And if if you can't adapt, you will die early. You you you will not be successful. So I'll see all these people on here. Man, I can't do this and I can't do that. And they're on here begging for money and stuff like that. It's like, motherfucker, you know what you need to do.
04:56:25
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Step up and do it. I'm pretty sure. Look, at at my age, within the past, what, three years, I started two new jobs.
04:56:35
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And one was doing residential AC and then, you know, well, I won't speak right now what I do. We could talk about that another time. But it's a whole different type of job, you know. Like people could do whatever. You just got
Star Wars Debate and Nostalgic Banter
04:56:52
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to learn.
04:56:53
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there's There's a lifestyle. There's a lifestyle that's preset that's an illusion that is embedded in people's minds. Like if if you're going to be this, then you have to have this. And that's bullshit.
04:57:09
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That's absolute bullshit. You don't have to have all this stuff to be successful. If I have a Mercedes or if I have a Bentley and stuff, then hey, guess what? I'm successful. to No.
04:57:20
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If you adapt and you survive, that's what makes you successful. It has nothing to do with with material objects at all. i can I can confidently say, hey, I can. know so This whole Iran crisis and this fucking energy crisis and gas crisis and shit like that. It gets me from point A to point B. and and increase yeah um i I thought you were sleeping, bro.
04:57:44
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Yeah, I'm glad you're back, Jedi. And increasing gas prices and oh shit, man, this is going to hurt my my my bottom line. But when you can turn around and say, I can fill up my fucking gas tank and I don't have to worry about that shit and I can still make the work for the next week, that's success.
04:58:03
Speaker
Because that means you didn't buy a bunch of bullshit and you did what needed to be done and you took care of the basics. Okay, I'm off my rant. Because I can go all night with this shit.
04:58:16
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And Jed, I am glad for that.
04:58:21
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Yeah, because I'm getting off. la I got to go to bed. so good to man Oh, you're getting off? Whoa, good thing you're not on camera because that's against YouTube policies.
04:58:37
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He never wants to show his Kyber crystal. Yeah.
04:58:45
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My goodness.
04:58:48
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One day I'll show my Cabo crystal. oh i ah Okay, sea just get off now. You're already ruining everything. What did you call it? is it called? what if It's a Cabo crystal. Cabo crystal.
04:59:02
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hi crystal i will I will say this, though, and I'll argue with this to Jedi, and I know he'll agree with me, but i'll say I'll say that I'll argue with him to the day. You don't know I'm going to agree with you. Let's hear it. You will. Okay.
04:59:15
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So episode five, Empire Strikes Back is still the greatest Star Wars movie you ever made with the best soundtrack. No. Yes. That is the that is the the most popular one.
04:59:29
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but One was good. Return of the Jedi is my favorite. I like the fucking Ewoks. A lot of people hate the fucking Ewoks. I like the fucking Ewoks. Six was great with the Ewoks, yes, but five as far as the soundtrack.
04:59:43
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it ah up i can't i can't I'm not going to dispute you on that. You're definitely right. It's yeah great. Five was the greatest. Six was awesome, too. I did love Endor.
04:59:54
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The forest moon of Endor. just There's something about like... a Jar Jar Binks is the greatest Sith of all time. I'm going to punch you in your beard. Hey, bro, he is. He's pretty nasty with lightsaber. I'm so mad right now. Breathe.
05:00:15
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You know, like if I didn't... I just got to head out, though. All right. We pass my bedtime. Love all you guys. Thanks for having me on. Shaman, have a good rest.
05:00:26
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Shaman, ding dong. Looking forward to the the Shaman and Glick shit show channel. yeah Wait, isn't that what we had tonight? Ha ha.
05:00:39
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Break it up. i'm gonna be honest guys shaman is the best co-host on planet earth so quick is the best host your show with him will be fucking spectacular let's fucking shorts are boss man i'm they're fire i'm i'm not gonna lie remember well lately that one was mine that was that one was mine yeah that was um I was at work playing that and fucking busted out laughing. Everybody's like, what the fuck are you watching? i was like, you just got to subscribe. Don't even ask me. just so so All of yous.
05:01:16
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Thank you. Queens Rock. Appreciate you. char is and Well, unless everybody else is leaving. Yeah, think it's just Simon. I don't know.
05:01:28
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Fucking shaman. Today's shaman day. yeah he's He's got some goats to sacrifice. He's got a busy schedule. and That's why the dogs are barking. Come on, let's get them goats. you know Bar-ram-you. All
05:01:48
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right, y'all. Thanks. Have a good night. and Don't forget to take it in the cheeks. enjoy enjoy your Enjoy your goats and don't forget to subscribe to the Lazy Shaman show right here on the YouTubes.
05:02:02
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On the YouTubes, guys. Yes, if you like this content, you appreciate everything on the Nonsensical Network. Please smash that like and subscribe. You got to have more enthusiasm. Mills, you kind of stepped into Remy's role with that. That was pretty good, though. You got to have more enthusiasm. You got to have more. Remy was giving me shit last week. He was like, click. You got no enthusiasm.
05:02:27
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Hey, if you like this kind of content, alright? Remy, okay. He's YouTube media man.
05:02:39
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It flows out of Remy so he doesn't understand how other people don't have that natural enthusiasm at all times. like dude it's like Sometimes I just want to take a nap and you're just out here just fucking the fuck out of everything.
05:02:52
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Gotta love Remy. He's the best. What's the matter with you? You guys are following us? hey Fucking forget about it and hit the follow. That's right. If you don't know how to put a fence in, folks, hit that like and subscribe here. Exactly.
05:03:10
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Subscribe your heartburn will go away. like that's how it was He is so good at selling that shit. Yes, absolutely. yeah Diabetes, AIDS, HIV, herpes, syphilitis, subscribe to the nonsensical network and it'll go away. i Exactly.
05:03:41
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like Shout out to Remy. He's not here, but we miss him. we miss him He's here in the city, God damn it. yeah He is here. he's he's all He's in our souls and our hearts, and we know he's here because we're all spewing half-assed the way he would do it. He would do it so much better, but we're doing our best.
05:04:02
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um i think i feel like I feel like Remy would come in here and be proud of me tonight. I'm just saying. I think i think he would be. I think he did a good job, Glick. I think he's been... I appreciate you, Jim.
05:04:14
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And, you know, I think we've all done is best as we can, but, I mean, Remy would just come in and stomp us and just be like, good Yeah, well, Remy's got that sweet-ass strip club dirty DJ sound.
05:04:28
Speaker
oh and i he guy You're not wrong. Damn it, Francis. You're not wrong. He's got like, i like people. When I first said that, everybody was like, Oh, you got, you got heat with Remy. Oh, we go create. There was no drama. There was no heat. This is what I like about Remy. This is what Remy is. he he He's got that voice of a,
05:04:54
Speaker
A 90s shock jock DJ. Here's two cars. I'm down my word right now. He's hanging the dirty strippers, man. He's doing coke off of a stripper's ass at 4 o'clock in the morning after she just got done doing shit. But the thing is, he makes sure that she wiped her ass first before he started the line. Guys, I'm going to have to turn the cam off because two cars just came up my road that might require...
05:05:22
Speaker
Uh-oh. Are you about to go all John Wick on some people? Probably, because I have no fucking clue what these... Like, every you you know, like... Okay, maybe you don't know.
05:05:33
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I live out the middle of nowhere, so there's certain headlights and stuff... I grew up in the middle nowhere, so when you get cars at a certain time of night, you're like, what the fuck's going Yeah, especially this late at night. Especially in Appalachian, you just don't... Stand by real quick. I'm going to see who the fuck this is.
05:05:48
Speaker
stand by real quick i' go see who the fuck it says It's his fucking son. He's I'm going to be a whore. This is called content. This is called content.
05:06:00
Speaker
We will teach you the whole thing. Who the fuck is coming down my road right now? This my road. My name is Donkey Kong. I will throw barrels at you. Fu Manchu and Queen, rock queen they they found a love connection in the chat tonight.
05:06:18
Speaker
Wait, what and happened now? I don't know, man. There's a lot of nerd and components and numbers and matrix. Oh, when you say nerd, that just means normal stuff that you're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just letting them, was just letting them conversate.
05:06:32
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Yeah, man, I grew up in the middle of nowhere. I'm four miles outside of town. I wish the fuck I was four miles outside of town. That is in the middle of nowhere. The closest town to me was 45 minutes.
05:06:43
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but Too bad he didn't grow up eight miles outside of town because then you be the famous rapper. eight mo No, he grew up on 8 Mile Road, which is an actual road in Detroit because if you go to Detroit, it's five miles, six miles, seven miles, eight miles. And the crazy thing about it, like six, seven miles and nine, ten miles are like rich neighborhoods and then there's fucking eight miles and it's just ghetto as fuck, dude.
05:07:12
Speaker
That's the redheaded stepchild of that. Yeah, it's it's's like legit just eight mile road is so goddamn ghetto and then you look around it and it's like Mansions and like that's that's how you get good rappers you gotta have Athletes who play for the Red Wings Tigers Lions and shit like that they live on like They live on the eight mile nine mile or nine mile ten mile whatever it is it's insanity why do you know up one in a minute but that gay papers
05:07:49
Speaker
i've been up there a few times i've also outside i also had a also had a friend of mine who ain't never been out of podunk small town ass ohio and we were working up in ann arbor and he was like bro and this is like right after eight mile came out he was like let's go to eight mile i was like You probably don't want to do that because I grew up in the hood. I spent some time in the hood.
05:08:14
Speaker
I'm like, yeah, you probably grew up in the forest. You goddamn Sasquatch. But go on. I'm multicultural. and I'm a multicultural Sasquatch. I'm like, i'm like yeah you probably don't want to go to a mile, my friend. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's where Eminem. He's from a mile. We're right here. it's It's a half hour away. Let's go.
05:08:35
Speaker
So we I'm like, all right, jump in the truck. and head up to Detroit. I hit 8 Mile, and I get about two blocks on 8 Mile. And he's like, can we turn around? I'm like, nah, you wanted to do this. We're here now, son. Ain't no such things as halfway crooks. yeah so so then i So then I pull into this gas station on 8 Mile. And he's like, what are you doing? We don't need gas. And I'm like, I know, but you're going to go in, and you're going to buy something. So you have a receipt. And he's like, I ain't going in.
05:09:08
Speaker
I ain't going in. I'm like, yeah, the fuck you are. He's like, no, no, no. If I go in, you're going in with me. like, fuck it. I'm already jumping out of the truck. I need a pack of cigarettes anyways. And I'm, I'm grabbing Pepsi.
05:09:18
Speaker
So I'll go in and get my pack of cigarettes. I dap up the homies outside the gas station. And this motherfucker just white as could be like, a um like, yeah, you got, you, you wanted to come here because of Eminem, but then you got scared.
05:09:36
Speaker
And i think I think he still has his receipt, too. He framed it. He framed that damn receipt. I was in the hood once. The crazy thing about it is now is now like he yeah know he found the gym, he found steroids, he found LASIK surgery, and he and he bought himself a goofy-ass Harley. So now he goes to all the LGBTQ Pride Fest because he drives a Harley.
05:10:07
Speaker
Wait, how does... i You lost me at the end of that story. They're going to be mad. I don't know anything about that culture. I'm just kidding. You're not gay, Harley writers. It's just a joke.
05:10:22
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It's just a joke. Calm down. Calm down. Get your leather vest in bunch. Don't get mad. He came from the forest. He doesn't what saying. He's a damn Sasquatch.
05:10:35
Speaker
i'm just I'm just picking on Harley riders. Calm down. It's just
05:10:44
Speaker
a joke. I'll show you, gay. Watch me unnecessarily rev my Harley at a red light. Just so everybody knows I got Harley.
05:11:01
Speaker
Again, I'm just playing with you guys. You guys are cool.
05:11:09
Speaker
I wouldn't personally own one, but if you own one, you're cool. You're cool. I'm just fucking with you guys. I'm just stroking with you. I mean, joking with you. It's time for you. ah You're just a cock tease.
05:11:23
Speaker
Yeah. Oh.
05:11:28
Speaker
I'm just jo i'm knee joking. I'm just joking. Wait, what? I mean joking. Joking, not stroking, not choking. Stay cocktease. Goddamn cocktease. I'm out of beverages. I need to go get one.
05:11:46
Speaker
Can you handle this? No, I need a new one too. Okay, well, you know what? Put on the song. Put on the song and we can all just go get some beverages. We're going to take a beverage break. Beverage break. Beverage break. I love that term. We're going to take a beverage break. I'm going to stop that for my channel now.
05:12:08
Speaker
We're going listen to the thong song. Ooh, that's good one. Who doesn't love the thong song by Cisco? i Come on. We'll be right back after to this beverage break. you're not a goddamn American if you don't like this song.
05:12:21
Speaker
That's the goddamn truth right there, if I ever heard it. Whoa. Whoa.
05:12:56
Speaker
That girl's so scandalous, and you know another nigga couldn't handle it. So you're shaking that thing like, who's the ish? With the look in your eyes, so devilish. You like to dance all the hip-hop spots, and you cruise to the grooves like an acrobat. Not just her bench, liked to pop, cause she was living la vida loca.
05:13:12
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She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, what, what, what? Baby, move your butt, butt, butt, butt. I think I'll sing it again. had dumps like truck, truck. Thighs like what, what?
05:13:25
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All night long.
05:13:35
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That thong. Like a Winnerby go. Like a Winnerby go.
05:13:44
Speaker
That thong, thong, thong, thong That girl's so scandalous And I know another nigga couldn't handle it And she's shaking that thing like, who's the itch? With a look in her eye so devilish She liked dance, all the hip-hop spots And she cruised to the grooves like an acrobat Not just her bench, she liked to pop Cause she was living la vida loca She had jumps like a truck, truck, truck, truck Dives like what, what, what, what Baby, move your butt, butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again, she had dunks like a truck, truck, truck,
05:14:24
Speaker
Baby, that song goes on, don't go I like it when the beat goes I like it when the beat goes That song goes on, don't go Come on, baby That song goes on, don't go Hey, baby, don't go
05:15:02
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I like the way. Baby,
05:15:13
Speaker
Mmm, she moves that way. Oh, hallelujah, amen. I'm going to that show. Praise BGbis. ah I'm going to that church.
05:15:25
Speaker
Let's go. She had dumps like a what? What? What?
05:15:35
Speaker
I'm going to that church. I might be going to hell, but I'm going to that goddamn church. I'm just saying I'll get a shot of whiskey. I don't got no whiskeys.
05:15:47
Speaker
You can put links here. Oh, I'm going to that church. I'm going to that church all day, every day, man. Give me that preacher, man. Give me that preacher, man. Give me that preacher's man.
05:16:22
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Humorous Storytelling and Cultural Differences
05:16:24
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correct me if i'm wrong and if i'm wrong biy i don't want yeah if i'm wrong i don't want to be right that's what i was going to say
05:16:49
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ah you probably Food Man Chew, she's a goddamn married woman. Put your fucking pecker away and stop it. Jeez Louise. Goddamn pecker away. who She had dumps like a what? What? What? Baby, when you move, I don't know.
05:17:07
Speaker
Let me sing that song. I'm going to go to that church, bro. Did you hear that song? Did you hear that song? Did you hear the song song? Song song?
05:17:19
Speaker
i sounds the town house house on to cha that's all ah That's all I hear in my head nonstop 24-7. I live it. That's gospel. I'm going to that church.
05:17:30
Speaker
It is gospel, yeah. I came in. I have my i had my Jeebus hands up. I was praising hallelujah. I ain't been to church since I've been a teenager, but if they have a church for that, I will be there.
05:17:43
Speaker
I'm not even a fan of the thong. You know, I got to be honest with you.
05:17:49
Speaker
You know what? i mean They're nice. Don't get me wrong. They're nice. A thong is nice. But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you. I'll take like pair of boy shorts. Something like that. you know Boy shorts are sexy as shit. A thong don't leave nothing to the imagination.
05:18:06
Speaker
Wait. Do you think the boys in those shorts are sexy too? No. Not boys in shorts. Boys shorts are a type of women's underwear.
05:18:16
Speaker
Is it? No, I know. I know what you're talking about. I'm just kidding. I'm just talking with you, Fu Manchu. You can have a friend. Calm down. Calm down, bro. Why can't I have a friend? I don't know, Fu Manchu. Why can't you have a friend?
05:18:32
Speaker
Maybe you need to adjust you need to adjust your personality and you have a lot more friends. You can have a friend, bro. It's not all about the pussy or the boozy. It's their choice, not yours. Okay. I mean, I'm just saying like, bro.
05:18:47
Speaker
She wants to bang you, she can bang you. Not rock swing, but anybody any lady who wants to bang you can bang you. As long as it's consensual.
05:18:58
Speaker
Exactly. or or Or if you chloroform her first. and then it's Because it sounds a lot like yes. Oh my god.
05:19:09
Speaker
Did I just cross the line, Jedi? You just stepped out of the forest into the real world. Fuck off. Fuck off. No. I got you covered, Lazy. What's going on, Southern?
05:19:31
Speaker
no i got you covered lazy what's going on southern A long time to see. Now, hey, big props to you. Cheers to you. Not a lot of women will say that. and mean Oh, wait, we got southerner Southern Southern.
05:19:48
Speaker
That's my girl. I can rash back. but I'm sorry if I cross the line with my chloroform joke, but it's true.
05:20:02
Speaker
You know, if it would have kicked in three seconds earlier, you wouldn't have even heard the joke, okay? And my man's back on board. Welcome to the team, Jenna.
05:20:17
Speaker
I just, I had to shake it off, Taylor Swift style. What's going on? on Hashtag when you after being chloroformed by a fucking Sasquatch.
05:20:29
Speaker
Shake it off. yeah yeah
05:20:34
Speaker
When they incorporate Taylor Swift into the night ah Your channel's getting picked now for sure You can't talk shit we you cant talk shit about Taylor Swift okay We've covered all bases tonight right here on Nonsensical Nonsense What's going on Southern? How you doing girl?
05:20:58
Speaker
Cheers buddy i don't know who you cheers are but cheers Rocks Queen
05:21:07
Speaker
I like Rox Queen. She's cool. She's cool people.
05:21:14
Speaker
Some may call her a dirty Canadian, but she can be a dirty Canadian. She's partying at the flats in Cleveland. so She's in Ohio. there's a I don't think there's a single clean Canadian. so i mean now You know what? She can be whatever she wants. She might be from Canada.
05:21:28
Speaker
But she's part of it. I think you just made up a new country, but go on. i might have. kid that but like she's smart getting It's like if the Canada had a stutter. thatda did did but She might be from Canada, but she's partied at the flats in Cleveland, so she's in Ohio. And once you party at the flats in Cleveland, and there's a couple other things that you do in Ohio that automatically makes you an Ohioan.
05:22:00
Speaker
And Ohio is America. So, therefore, she's got a she's got an an American pass. Like, I got a black card. i got i got yeah if If you have a meth lab, you're automatically from Ohio. No, you're automatically from West Virginia.
05:22:13
Speaker
Am I wrong? Nils? Nils, if I'm wrong, don't say anything.
05:22:23
Speaker
Okay. and but Maybe the chance to defend yourself, Nils. Look.
05:22:32
Speaker
look Look, peanut butter and jelly go together like meth labs. Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. You ruined my joke, Jedi.
05:22:44
Speaker
Peanut butter and jelly go together like meth. Okay, and what your shirt looks like grape jelly, motherfucker. I'll grape jelly you. Don't you dare. I don't like grape jelly. was's either her What's the difference between ah jelly and jam, Jedi?
05:23:01
Speaker
I don't even want to hear the answer. I don't got a jelly. It's just dicking your ass. See, I knew I didn't want to hear the answer because that was terrible. i I'm sorry. i apologize. It's fine. You're Sasquatch. You're learning the customs. awesome um I'm learning. i i'm still I'm still domesticating. but Seriously, though, your shirt does look like grape jelly.
05:23:27
Speaker
Yeah, but how how does how does my arms look? Do my arms look good? You look like a buff Sasquatch, for sure. I'm pretty buff Sasquatch. I mean, it makes me want to some push-ups. That's all I'm saying.
05:23:40
Speaker
You should. I'm not going to, but I kind of want to. You can do a push-up in beard you'd like. And I'll be like your man. I'll be like... hy man i'd be like you can get one more little buddy. And then I'll like, I'm like, come give me five more little guy. I like five more bitch. I'll do three at max. looks that but me for who i am if you You won't know it, but you'll do five more. But because I'm pushing up on my beard. i'm like, come on, buddy. One more, one more two more, three more. And you're like, wait, we're going backwards. I'm like, you got this little guy.
05:24:19
Speaker
and i'm like And then I'll remember, like, oh, he doesn't even know about numbers. He just found out about that when he climbed out of the floor. I don't know what numbers are. I'm just hyping you up, I'm just supporting you. Yeah, I feel motivated now. I appreciate that, Glick. Yeah, that's what I do. That's what I do. I'm like the motivational Sasquatch.
05:24:37
Speaker
That's why you're my BFF. I agree 100%. I'm glad we're BFFs. a Best fucking friends. Hell yeah. and i didn't even I didn't even know if he knew the reference because you know he just learned English two weeks ago when he came out. wow such Shaman tried to tell me that we were butt-fucking friends and i was like, that's weird. Oh, you see, he tried to take advantage of you.
05:25:02
Speaker
He did. he He was like, look at this little, look at this giant naive Sasquatch.
05:25:10
Speaker
Oh, just because he eats pine cones as a snack doesn't mean he's dumb. Pine cones are delicious, by the way. Don't judge me because I eat pine cones. Exactly. I mean, pine cones are like one step away from Pringles, and I'm a human. That's what we eat.
05:25:25
Speaker
Once you pop, you can't stop. yeah Exactly. don't even know if they're talking to us in the chat anymore. I keep putting my chat on this up, and I don't know if they're talking to us or if Queen and Fu Manchu are still... I don't know why anybody would be talking to us anymore for this conversation, but I enjoy the conversation. so much fun. I just appreciate whoever's in the chat.
05:25:55
Speaker
Also, whoever's watching, and I apologize to... my my My oldest daughter, who may or may not be watching this, who forgot that I had a show on Saturday night and I've been doing this. She's going to be so disappointed in you as her father if she found out you ate pine cones. That's my dad. My dad. saw that Well, he eats pine cones. He doesn't drink light salt. Look, I'm a Sasquatch.
05:26:25
Speaker
Their mom's a leprechaun or a garden gnome.
05:26:31
Speaker
I mean, which one is it? You got to be. i don't know. Are are there female leprechauns? Probably. I don't know how the other leprechauns got there if there wasn't. That's probably the seventh weirdest shit I've ever experienced my life. I don't mean it. interrupt Nils is back.
05:26:51
Speaker
He just got done breeding with the leprechaun. He's like, um um this is the dumbest, weirdest shit I've ever heard. And it's not this podcast. It's actually what just happened in my driveway. yeah This is completely nontensical.
Pet Stories and Naming Controversies
05:27:05
Speaker
the um true so all right i'm pointing so i bill still now Let me explain this in brief. Brief.
05:27:17
Speaker
Three years later. road Two miles away. One of the company's lexicon this girl works for. She's an animal lover. so Apparently she had contacted my wife and has a shit ton of cats and three dogs and wanted to drop off the cats here. She's going to come after one of them because, well, we're animal lovers.
05:27:39
Speaker
So, cool. I had no idea about this. But she decided, I guess because of her work schedule, to drop by at almost 1 a.m. And of this girl's mother's here in another vehicle.
05:27:53
Speaker
Okay, that's fine. We took the cats. Cats are being fed as we speak. She asked me about the three dogs. I said, I don't have room for three dogs. I'm sorry. She's like, well, my mom wants me to drop them off the side of the road. That's between you and your mom. That has nothing to do with me, blah, blah, blah.
05:28:08
Speaker
So, sent her down the road with someone else because I was like, I need time to find somebody that wants to place these dogs. I'm not just a fucking dump off for your animals that you don't want.
05:28:22
Speaker
Um, So short story, we didn't take the dog that's how we That's how we got Glick. Yeah. So that's how you got the Swag He's a dump-off animal that nobody's got. The Swag Squatch. We adopted him, and we love him.
05:28:38
Speaker
yeah i'm the side I'm the Swag Squatch. I'm not Glick. Stop taking in all these fucking animals if you can't take care of them, was basically what I told that girl. Yeah. and she a hor chance well My mom wants me to do this. And these dogs, she wants me dump them off the side of the road. Oh, give a shit. That's not my problem. not sweet You know, but so now I have fucking 12 cats versus seven, which is cool because they're all getting fed because act like they're all skin look under e is already too many. And then you got more. Yeah.
05:29:08
Speaker
Yeah. Well, we have a farm here, so, you know, there's plenty of room for mouth food If you ever died in your sleep, you'd be your your whole body would be gone before the coroners got there. but there a cat you these cats the are ago like they So now we're getting cared for.
05:29:29
Speaker
They're out there pigging out, man. Well, Rock's Queen says adoption is the best way to go. say a 22 is the best way to go. All of you I'm telling you, man, I went to a county commission meeting and told them that a five cent bullet is cheaper than a $12 bag of food. So, yeah.
05:29:52
Speaker
People are like, where's edible cruelty? How the world works? yeah Glick, are you having a seizure? no um how can i alive um um on um ah I'm in nis's wildlife community yeah so if you want to He's got a whole goddamn zoo. Dude, do you know who will dude gi know who will take all them goddamn cats the local chinese restaurant
05:30:24
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um
05:30:29
Speaker
Gentlemen, if you've never eaten a cat, well, hey, hey's go hey if you haven't eaten cat or ostrich, there ain't nothing wrong with eating some pussy, okay?
05:30:41
Speaker
Yeah. i Right down there, he knows up. a day Eat that This is the other thing about the ignorant fucking Karen Americans. I'm not eating that shit, but you eat fucking chicken McNuggets. Hashtag protein with no so calories.
05:30:59
Speaker
Hashtag, why do you think my beard looks the way it fucking looks? Because you accidentally came into it. That's why it's got the way to eat it. You think got this big from eating American food? It's all natural, puppy.
05:31:13
Speaker
I don't think so. written Don't don't pet your kitty on stream. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah. yeah and Yeah. Well, you pet it.
05:31:25
Speaker
or at least per, I don't know if you can, but that would be cool too. Nails. need to get your little buddy. So I don't want to be that guy, but most of the cats might be fucking around in the river in the morning. play with my du because yeah and There's one cat that's absolutely black. They they ah been named it Ember Eyes. Why does it got to be black? Why can't it just be a cat?
05:31:51
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Why why can't it just be Siamese? Why does it have to be a fucking slant-eyed Chinese cat? Anyhow, but no. He's a Siamese, I think about. This white black cat just fucking melted. So like, okay, cool. We are Siamese. We are Siamese. We are Siamese if you don't please.
05:32:16
Speaker
We are Siamese if you don't. Yeah, and I told that girl never spoke to you. That's Lady and the Tramp, right? That's Lady and the Tramp. That was so racist. Welcome to racist Disney.
05:32:31
Speaker
I don't think it's racist. I don't think it's racist. We don't have the dogs, comma. We can eat the cats. I think it's being aware. If we're Asian enough. I think it's only racist if you're racist. um ah yeah Yeah. I know they won't stay here long. racist That's called Uno reverse car biatch.
05:32:51
Speaker
But I definitely told her to know about the dogs. What you know about that life? right, cool. There you go. You you heard it here first. you know See, he's fine with 38 cats, but not two dogs. so No, no, these cats will be gone by tomorrow. That's the easiest.
05:33:08
Speaker
These cats will be gone tomorrow. You want a new fur coat? What I heard is it. Who's going to get a new fur hoodie? Wait, what now? I could take these cats make you a badass beard, Shaman, just saying.
05:33:24
Speaker
Shaman's not even... damnmit el i mean I mean Jedi. you need it Put that drink down. You're cut off. I'm telling you, man. was thinking lazy Jedi or lazy shaman and whatever Jedi.
05:33:39
Speaker
so yeah I just need a badass beard because you live in a lot. you my far I've been up for almost 21 hours. if if i had If I had a penny for every time Jedi was like, look at me and my glorious beard, I'd be a rich man.
05:33:56
Speaker
No, I feel bad now because I've never called Jedi. I have a timeshare in Glick's beard. You do? he lives He lives in my beard.
05:34:08
Speaker
that The reason or that the background that he has, he has that up there because if not, it would just be my beard. Hold on. So you you have a timeshare in his beard next to his toaster.
05:34:21
Speaker
The four things of the ah Cheetos crackers. hot Joke's on you. I don't own a toaster. Possibly. Possibly a Coca-Cola Zero.
Food Debates and Edgy Humor
05:34:35
Speaker
No. why no but Whoa, whoop whoa, whoa. That is where I draw the line. How dare you, sir, accuse me of drinking Coca-Cola? I am a Pepsi guy through and through.
05:34:49
Speaker
Pepsi is fucking liquid garbage. I will punch you right in your fucking powder face right now. I will punch you right in your making wish. I call it. I call it. You what? either way I revoke your Times Square. Times Square. yeah You're evicted.
05:35:08
Speaker
You have 30 days. give that um Take it Don't you ever speak ill of Pepsi. Pepsi's gross.
05:35:19
Speaker
That's like saying I drink Pepsi and I don't eat mushrooms. It's now a three-day notice. You have three days to vacate the premises. do Do you like banana nut bread? If not, I will pull you out of there. Do you banana nut bread? That's a fun question in the middle of this heated argument. Yeah, I mean, we're going to narrow this shit down of right now.
05:35:40
Speaker
on a second. What was the question? yeah Hey, do you have like banana nut bread, you Sasquatch bitch? I do. I love banana nut It's pretty delicious. Do you was pretty good able to do you eat your burriage from the Or tacos from the middle?
05:35:57
Speaker
No. From the back. All right, cool. I'm from the back. From the back door, I knock on it and say, police, warrant, I'm coming to get you. talk to people all the time and they're like, man, love Taco Bell. i'm like, cool, yeah. Do you eat your burritos from the back?
05:36:15
Speaker
They're like, what? ah like kept Do you eat your tacos from middle or from the end? they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? I only eat my tacos and burritos in the back. You know that they've tried it. I mean, those are the same people that will lick the asshole of the dead Mexican. If somebody ever asks me that, I i ask him in whatever way they give me consent, I will eat them from that direction. Really, really, most of people, it's like air fryer or toaster oven.
05:36:43
Speaker
I don't understand the concept of eating a burrito from the middle or a taco from the middle. I know people who do it, man. That's weird. That is a batshit crazy activity.
05:36:55
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You ruin it. You ruin It's done. Glick, I know people our age that have no idea what a Choco Taco is. I do not know at our age what a Choco Taco is. Yeah, and they're legit. They are not Amish or or Mormon.
05:37:13
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I'm more upset at the fact that you know people that eat a taco and or a burrito from the middle. Because I don't know what They're pretty fucking weird. no way If I said somebody, that I would think they terrorists. That's Al-Qaeda. would unalive them on site.
05:37:30
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You remember the Mr. Planner's cheese balls. These the same people that eat like that, but they're pickle balls. Wait, pickle balls a sport, not a... Apparently, they started making, it like it looks like cheese balls, if but they're pickle balls. I've seen them in the stores, and I'm not going to try them.
05:37:49
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no I would. It looks like motion poop. Nope. Pickles are like God's saying. You just deserve to be here. i mean, pickles are good, but I don't eat pickle flavored chips.
05:38:03
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um yeah just I just want a pickle. yeah but won't I want the real thing. i don't want a fucking well chip. When I saw Frida Lay started making a pickle, but I saw it a pickle, yeah calling I want that pickle in my mouth.
05:38:21
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I'll eat a pickle, but not your pickle. Like two years ago when Frito-Lay started making fritos or Doritos flavored potato chips. No. Doritos or Doritos. They're corn chips.
05:38:33
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They're like over-fried tortilla chips. that I mean, there's no fucking reason why they need to take a potato chip and add so much flavor to it that it's not a potato chip anymore.
05:38:45
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That's like taking bourbon and adding gin to it. Someone needs backhanded. Okay, that's... Someone backhanded with a metal school repeatedly and until they have no pulse. Why would you say that out loud?
05:38:59
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Bourbon adding gin. Jesus Christ. Yeah. but get I got shivers when he said that. There needs to be some kind of restraint in society. Listen, Nils, if you like to take a a pickle deep down in your gullet, ah you don't have to be ashamed of it. Just tell people you like a nice, big, fat pickle.
05:39:22
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It's going to be hot sauce garlic, baby. I'm not going to eat it. I don't even know why that's funny, but it is. But I'll literally eat some pickle flavor.
05:39:36
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if you care that yeah I'm not at work. I'm not going to... You like a big juicy pickle, my friend. We'll say but say so yeah we'll see his name's Nate. there's this There's this kid that works turbo.
05:39:48
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His name's Nate. This motherfucker, we've had to lick everything. like He licked the stripe off the floor. Don't project! I try to get him to lick my group leader's hat the other day at lunch. Actually, yesterday. I'm pretty sure you try to get him to lick a lot more than that. $5 cash. on You get him to lick our group leader's hat, man, and here's $5. And our group leader was just there on his phone. He didn't give a shit.
05:40:16
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Oh, Nils is projecting so hard right now. and Like real hard. I don't know how he does. He's projecting so hard he's got me hard. thought I was all bricked up about licking a fucking stripe on yeah all the floor. Yeah. You love a nice, big, juicy, fat... Don't say it. Don't say it. Write me an old gullet. Write me an old cock holster.
05:40:48
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I mean, pick a holster. or I would rather drink tap water from Flint, Michigan. Oh, shit. That's how you get out of your calcium and cancer. Oh, dude, yeah, you can't get cancer.
05:41:04
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Yeah.
05:41:07
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Have you had your daily dose of cancer yet? that Yeah. There's plenty of fluoride in it. You're going to be stronger Are you a fan of are you a fan of cancer?
05:41:18
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Do you like STDs? Well, you're going to love the nonsensical network. So like, share, and subscribe today right now. And if you know how to get rid of... and me fli or to it I don't know. like I feel like you lost subscribers because they're like, no, i don't want cancer. Why am I subscribing? Why am I subscribing?
05:41:42
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Shit! it I already have STDs and cancer sounds like a rollercoaster, right? And it sounds fun, but at the end of the day... I'd like to share them with the audience.
05:41:54
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ah What I what what i've meant to say is Are you looking for the cure of the cancer? Well, you found it right here on the Nonsensical Network. Tune in. Because even cancer won't tune into this fucking show. I'm doing a study for comparison.
05:42:11
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If you don't to the Nonsensical... name nonsensical and What the fuck is the name of this YouTube channel? I love how you got tripped up by the name of your own show. it' so i I have to ask you guys. You don't subscribe and you don't share it with your friends.
05:42:30
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You love cancer. You think racism is a-okay. That's right. you will You will keep the address in your fucking underwear drawer on a daily basis. Sorry, I had a stroke in the middle of that. Needless say, if you're not subscribed to the Nonsensical Network, well, you like cancer and you love racism.
05:42:50
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Yeah, you racist cancer bitches. how you what I had somebody call me a racist and I was like, I don't watch NASCAR and just watch their fucking brain lock. I get a lot of racist vibes from you.
05:43:04
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I'm just kidding. No, no, you're good. mean, I I don't watch NASCAR, but, uh,
05:43:17
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we loved cancer and we especially love racism that's why we're here fuck the nonsensical network yeah i'm not a racist i don't watch nascar but no but you live one this says Everyone says, hey man, I'm not prejudiced. Okay. but Driving in circles here for five hours doesn't make sense. you've ever separated your forks, your knives, and your spoons in your fucking drawer, guess what? You're prejudiced.
05:43:45
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If you believe in math, you're a racist. Goddamn math believers. That's right. o you calator math like calculator but be racist a squared b squared plus C squared. A B squared. In the immortal words of Ricky Bobby, you don't subscribe to the Nonsensical Network, fuck you.
05:44:12
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Yeah, fuck you. you suck Yeah. what god
05:44:18
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There's Fu. Look, anything like I thought you would look like Fu Manchu. I haven't seen Fu's happy head in months, man. How are you? Fu Manchu hates cancer and racism.
05:44:31
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I don't think so. I'm being tired. And yeah brand that's my caramel Snickers bars. Don't forget that. Fu Manchu, are you okay? don't mind my gray hair. It looks good, man. How are you? That was a prediction when I was like 16-year-old, like There was a girlfriend that told me like, she said, you're going to look like Gandalf by the time you're 50.
05:44:53
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There you go. She nailed it. No, you're not racist. That's why it's awesome here. If you hate racism and you hate cancer, then you should subscribe to the Nonsensical Network. If you like cancer racism, then you should subscribe to the Lazy Shaman Network show.
05:45:10
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Who hates diet sodas? On our show, we do like racism and cancer. Who makes you? I didn't realize you were Australian. Really? didn't realize he was a real person.
05:45:23
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Yeah. Don't fuck with Jedi. Where are my fucking death sticks? You live three years away from me. sent them when was 25. They're going arrive anytime. They got bombed at Hamas. you lived ah three years away from me i sent them like when i was twenty five not great they're dare yeah i some two weekss to ago but like got fucking bummed at hamass So, like, where are the next fucking shipments? You probably gave me the wrong address.
05:45:52
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So your neighbor... Maybe he's down to fucking New Zealand or Antarctica. Who knows? so New Zealand. I been to Napier in forever.
05:46:06
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It's a good ja you <unk> good joke, Jedi. Don't fucking stop it, buddy. Hey, you went here and did it. You know District Sky is like an Australian actor as well, right? this This one pisses off Benjamin Netanyahu. I love this fucking joke. you know who won the 1940 Tour de France?
05:46:26
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Lance Armstrong. The 5th Panzer Division.
05:46:32
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Wait, what? Is that a World War II joke? Yes, it is. I didn't get it. That wasn't there. The Panzers, man. they They're fucking tanks. They invaded fucking France. You need to be more goddamn relevant.
05:46:51
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We're on World War III already. Was that the invasion? That wasn't the invasion of Normandy, was it? down for jedi Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands?
05:47:07
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Because he's extinct.
05:47:11
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That's racist. hey I don't approve of that. okay you can do that um You can use that one. You know that's funny. Hey Nils, what do you call black astronaut?
05:47:26
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An astronaut, you racist son of a bitch. Shout out to MoDog for that one. I hate so much right now. Which red smells like blue paint? yeah I was still trying to figure out what you call a black astronaut. I'm not going to speak for everybody else. I fucking hate you.
05:47:42
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I got a slap. i'm not goingnna speak for la what he else hello god i ages you may man choose was this and like this is still an enemy like okay i got ali that It does smart stuff.
05:48:03
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Nice three students. I'm at a super smart computer for years, but not super smart. Enjoy it.
05:48:14
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Hey, Fu Manchu, first and foremost, keep rocking the gray. Second of all, slightly disappointed because you don't have Manchu and you're not Asian. Also, third part of this question, not that there was lot questions. You didn't even ask him a math question. You know if he's Asian. Shut up.
05:48:32
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you're you're you're You're Australian. You think I can kick a kangaroo's ass?
05:48:38
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and I'm Australian. I've missed the first three questions. You think I can kick a kangaroo's ass?
05:48:48
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I wouldn't advise it. I think kangaroo's ass is a story. i that I mean, this this could be a historical match. Kangaroo versus Squatch.
05:49:00
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Who wins? I mean, I'm betting on the kangaroo. I'm no Nostradamus, but if I was going to predict the future, the future for that kangaroo is not very good.
05:49:15
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Okay, here's here's here's... I have two good jokes. Nils, can you cook kangaroo steaks? because Yes, but i actually. and And we will tell you that they actually have kangaroo jerky and the the little coin pouches that they sell in Australia are actually kangaroo testicles.
05:49:35
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yeah A dildo. What the fuck is going on? In the military, like, Yeah. They'll send people off to die. Yes.
05:49:48
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Yeah, dude. That dude that... do that that do thaty You know, like... Muscle tendons. Right across. To make bell and arrows. look up Have I told you my Nazi knock-knock joke? that I would prefer that you not tell us Nazi knock-knock joke.
05:50:06
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I really want to hear it. We do everything we possibly can. as As many lines as we cross on this show, as as as a German
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05:50:19
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Jew... We've never heard Nazi knock-knock joke. okay Okay, here you go. Are you ready for it? Knock-knock.
05:50:23
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You know what? Never mind. Jedi, this is on you. If I lose my who's Who's there? Shut up! We are asking the questions here. ah I'll point out to chat, Seth, claim, yes, kangaroo mate is very fucking chewy stingy. Actually, was kind of curious. The first time I tried kangaroo, I said, okay, this is going to be strange because it's either going to taste like dog. It's probably going to make good jerky, mate.
05:50:54
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Or it's going to taste like deer. I've had kangaroo jerky before. It's very good, actually. Kangaroo meat's very good. Fucking delicious. and Kangaroo jerky is delicious.
05:51:06
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I didn't know that you could eat kangaroo. Apparently it's a thing. But I'm just saying, when I get done whooping this kangaroo's ass, when I go to Australia and fist fight a kangaroo, Nils... Are we reading the chat?
05:51:20
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I haven't had kangaroo burger. Yeah, but can we cook it? like be you i mean I need you to do your research because I'm going to go beat the hell out of a kangaroo in Australia because everybody keeps telling me... Tenderized. Tenderized. You're getting your ass whooped, bro.
05:51:34
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I bet on the kangaroo. Legitably, I'm going to tenderize a kangaroo. Yeah. Okay, i have I have a softer joke for Jedi that I'm like, two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin goes, oh, man, it's fucking hot in here. It's got to be 350 degrees.
05:51:51
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The other muffin says, holy shit, a talking muffin.
05:51:56
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You're stupid. And you have to have mushrooms for that joke to make sense. yeah yeah you man wire human yeah now and Jedi, youre so you're very tired Kangaroo jerky. Kangaroo jerky was delicious.
05:52:16
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What's going on? must friday night i want I want to talk to my man. There's one thing I can advise is like definitely don't go hunt an emu. Awesome. I went face-to-face with one of them when I was a kid, like at the fence, like in an emu farm.
05:52:35
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An emu farm?
05:52:38
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Okay, it's one eleven in the morning here. I've been up forever. like They're like, pulling you around. right I have to get... now just Motherfucker. I have to switch my... I agree with you, Fu Manchu.
05:52:56
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Emus are like velociraptors, bro. Ask him about the... Magpies. Magpies are brutal. Magpies are brutal. Neil's like,
05:53:08
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They are pretty close, actually. like Yeah. but i would like um that ah yeah What I would like to talk to Fu Manchu about is first and foremost. Hold on a second. I'm having a stroke.
05:53:22
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We're going to get through this. First and foremost, Fu Manchu and... breaths Deep Breath. lean You guys were being here all night long, hanging out the chat.
05:53:33
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But and then what's going on? what's what's How's your week been, man? What's going on in Australia? What you been up to? what How's everything going, man? What time is it there? It's like fucking early morning or or early... I need to you do apologize. No, it's p.m. P.m.
05:53:49
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i m
05:53:52
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How you been, man? You're looking at 1,700 o'clock. 1,700 o'clock. That's like... Yeah. 5 p.m.
05:54:05
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No, that's 3 p.m. Yeah. Before jump off here, I want to apologize. That's when I fucking... I wasn't on Jedi. He doesn't know 24-hour time.
05:54:16
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5 p.m. by the Jedi. I want to reclaim that time with one joke that both of us... He doesn't know 24-hour time?
05:54:28
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Wait, Nils is going to redeem himself. Yes, absolutely. So I have to get back on to and then obviously I'm not a lot of smart. So here's the here's the joke that this will this will be my redemption for the night Jedi. What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
05:54:47
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Ouch. Kobe. no my god damn god. You did not redeem yourself. not Yes, I did. You're laughing.
05:54:59
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That's true. Oh, my God. on look I look like a fucking laser, don't I? You look like Anthony Brody with an aporo. wasn't going to say anything. Dude, I'm going to end this.
05:55:13
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Yeah, I've i' got to get up here for the night, so... um Possibly. i don't know. I might i might pull a 27-hour stream out of stupidity, but I do need to try to jump off here and check on these guys to get to sleep. And thank you for allowing my nonsense and long stories.
05:55:34
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the Long story short. No, i i I didn't realize where we were, but I do got to wrap this up. Thank you guys for everybody watching. Thank you guys hanging out. Fu Manchu, don't be a stranger, man. if you're If you're in the chat and you want to come up on the panel on a Saturday night, come up early, bro.
05:55:52
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like Don't be shy. i Everybody who is here on the panel tonight, thank you guys. A lot of new faces and a lot of new chats. Of course, the usual suspects right in here. Appreciate you guys. Love you guys.
05:56:07
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Make sure you like and subscribe, please. yeah give these part your money or you suck Give a goddamn like, give a goddamn sub, or get the fuck out of my life.
05:56:21
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What the fuck he just said. What is the next disaster happening? We're getting aggressive with this shit now. but like that Tune in maybe tomorrow. Rick and I will be back for unnecessary references. You and Rick are going to be mating?
05:56:39
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I'm not doing it for that. We're maybes for tomorrow. Cheers to Sag. Swag, Scotch. I said Sag. Swag, Scotch, who sags his whatever. Anyhow, so yeah. Man, I haven't been this fucking long. Not tuning Monday for a double dinner. Whatever you just said, I'm on board for. Yep.
05:56:59
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Yeah, two and mondayway stories clicks drive in Tuesday, I got Brooks Heron coming in to Glick's House of Music. And then Wednesday, I have a guest on Wednesday. I that ah your highly guest.
05:57:19
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I have a guest. Thank you guys very much. Jedi, love you, little buddy. Thank you so much. get it scott yeah thank you so much for spoil i probably about here I got I I never been loved?
05:57:54
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Talking I love when ain't never been loved. Talking I trust when ain't never been hugged. Everybody cared for me, sweated left so soon. Got me talking to God, looking up at the stars. I miss my granddaddy and I miss my little brother.
05:58:06
Speaker
Head to the sky, finger up to the moon. Feeling like E.T., I want to phone home. Tell them that they left me in this world all alone. I miss my little boy and I miss my little girl. Somebody tell them I'm a man.
05:58:18
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I used to be. I'm a dog off the leash. I got to get it out the street. So I'm like a gypsy. Got a hustle. Got a scheme. Cause living in the past. Don't do nothing for me. I was born in a struggle. was raised in the mud.
05:58:30
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Hood country, baby. I'm just looking for some love. Granddaddy called me gypsy boy. I seen it in my eyes, told me work hard, gotta pray little harder Grandmama said get this devil up out my house So I hit the streets, had to figure out My mommy didn't want me and my daddy didn't stay I guess that's why I'm always looking for way I guess that's why I'm always running from the pain My footsteps, they echo in their country names When I was young, I said the world gon' know my name But I never thought that it would hurt so bad Holes in my soul, cracks in my past Tryin' to fill em' up house
05:59:01
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They say their life's a blessing, but I can't see When the ones I love looking down on me Tap to my tears, don't cry at all I'm feeling like E.T.
05:59:12
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I just wanna phone home Tell them that they left me in this world all alone Trying to find my way, but the road so cold I ain't never had a hand to hold Gotta do this on my own Trying to give back, but I'm lost in time Looking for the truth I'm feeling like E.T.
05:59:30
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Dressing over a check, I'm trying to get this bag Everything moving fast Feeling like I'm finna flex Running out of space, my heart wondering where you at Say you need space, I'm a national launching pad It's been a while since my feet touched the ground feel alone, but really just surrounded
05:59:47
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Bye.