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Nonsensical Nonsense: Rock L33 takeover
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While Glick is on vacation Rock L33 will play.... Our good friend Rock L33 of EDM Combat stepped up to be a special guest host and keep the crazy train off the rails while GLick was out
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Introduction and Excitement Without Glick
00:00:21
Speaker
Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense Podcast.
00:02:44
Speaker
Yeah.
00:04:17
Speaker
Well, hello, hello, hello How is everybody
Saturday Night Antics and Listener Engagement
00:04:22
Speaker
doing? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense Saturday Night Shenanigans The same old, same old With a twist You got yourself a host ah You got you guys a host of the network tonight Who knows what what kind of shenanigans we'll be up to Um um Please like, share, subscribe um Spread the network Let everybody know that we're here um I am fortunate enough to be able to host the show tonight I'm super excited Very, very stoked Glick's out of town on vacation So the second best podcast host gets to step in And throw his hat in the ring
00:05:07
Speaker
It's like Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns.
00:05:12
Speaker
Or what is Rikishi is Mr. Glick. Papa Glick.
00:05:24
Speaker
howddle ye How's it going, Scorpio? Welcome in, man. um We got a few things to talk about tonight, too. On top of just the normal shenanigans that we do.
00:05:35
Speaker
um We will be going over a few other things. I'll release those as the night continues. um Some really cool updates for myself and what I have going on, especially in you know and in a collaborative effort with the Nonsensical Nonsense Network. So exciting news ahead.
00:05:58
Speaker
um But yeah, let me go ahead. um and throw one second
00:06:09
Speaker
now again glick is known to be a uh he's known to start stir stir up some some drama some chaos
00:06:21
Speaker
That's great, Scorpio. um He's known to stir up some drama, some chaos on the network from time to time. And so as he always says, if you guys have something you want me to pass along, or maybe you have something to say about me, let's jump on. Jump on. I'm going to throw the link into the description. You guys, it is an open door. Anybody can join and come up at any point in time.
Skepticism Over Whatnot Win
00:06:52
Speaker
yeah What is going on? What is going on? I hope you guys are having a good night. I'm having a great night. um I've gotten some ah some sleep finally. had a really stressful week at work, so I got a chance to actually get some sleep and get caught up on that. know sounds like a really old thing, but I did.
00:07:12
Speaker
And I also got some ah got some tunes done too, so that was also great.
00:07:33
Speaker
Oh, shut up.
00:07:37
Speaker
I saw that. Don't jump up saying that. Crap. Shut a $1,500 Amazon gift card last night. I'm doing great. How did you do that, Scorpio?
00:07:54
Speaker
What did you do to win that much that much an Amazon gift card? This sounds like a scam. Or anytime it's presented to me, it's it's always seemed like a scam. Like a scam type thing. What'd you do?
00:08:13
Speaker
On Whatnot.
00:08:17
Speaker
I've never heard of Whatnot.
00:08:25
Speaker
What is that all about? Tell me, tell me, Scorpio.
00:08:46
Speaker
I have won thousands, thousands.
00:08:51
Speaker
Man, I'm working for the wrong place. Maybe if you ah pass that information along to Mr. Squatchman himself, he can afford to get himself a like a T-shirt.
00:09:02
Speaker
Oh, that actually makes sense. So you you sell and auction things off.
00:09:10
Speaker
That's cool. So it's kind of like Facebook marketing, like Facebook market marketplace, but like with a twist, I guess. That's what it sounds like to me.
00:09:28
Speaker
Nice.
00:09:37
Speaker
That's great, man. That's great. I'm not much. I'll frequent every time, like every once in a while. I'll try to do a little something, you know, like, ah you know, hit up the occasional slot machine or something along those lines, but.
00:09:53
Speaker
I'm not known to win anything without working for it. So some of us are pretty gifted at doing that. I don't seem to be one of them.
00:10:03
Speaker
So there is that. $10 billion is a lot. I don't know how I haven't heard of them. If that's the case, don't know how I haven't heard of them.
00:10:30
Speaker
Sorry, well, Memento, I am actually sharing this on other platforms, too.
Multi-Platform Management and Teasers
00:10:40
Speaker
i got a lot of Twisted going around right now, so I'm streaming from here, but also streaming on my platforms as well. Try to get... Right now.
00:10:51
Speaker
One second...
00:11:00
Speaker
Boom, there we go.
00:11:13
Speaker
Okay.
00:11:18
Speaker
Been around since 2019. Yeah, I'll have to look into that, Scorpio. I don't know much about them. Like I said, i haven't i haven't herbd for I haven't heard anything about that before, so that's really cool.
00:11:36
Speaker
Really, really cool, man. i love it.
00:11:42
Speaker
Yeah, I'll have to notate that. I'll have to look at that like after the show tonight and see what's going on with that.
00:12:05
Speaker
There we go. Boom and boom. There we go. Anyway, how's your guys' this' night been, though, outside of that? $1,500 for Mr. Scorpio, but love to know about how everyone else is doing tonight. I know it's Saturday night, so who knows what the fuck this night will turn into.
00:12:39
Speaker
Good.
00:12:43
Speaker
I shared you. Oh, thanks, Scorpio. I appreciate you, man. Thanks for sharing the the show. And if you want to do one better, feel free to to click on that link. Jump up into the show. i haven't had an opportunity, I don't think, to speak with you yet.
00:12:59
Speaker
Probably on one of these shows. Maybe on one of these shows I've had the chance. I don't i don't remember, but Feel free to jump up if you need to or you want to to join on, man. We can talk about anything.
00:13:10
Speaker
Tonight's kind of open game. We can chat about whatever or anything. so
00:13:24
Speaker
And let's see here.
00:13:34
Speaker
Let's throw that out there one more time. Boom.
00:13:39
Speaker
Oh, you've seen me on Glicks before. yeah, yeah. yeah Typically, i am a i am a guest. okay He likes to say that I am not. I am not a guest, but I will say I was the first guest. So the first guest on the network for Nonsensical Nonsense on Saturdays, and then Men's Health Awareness on Mondays. And then i jumped on when he started his first music show on Tuesdays now, but it was on Wednesdays originally.
00:14:16
Speaker
And I was his first guest on that too. and then um And then even before this, when he was on Periscope,
00:14:29
Speaker
um i was ah I was also in the comments, maybe not the first, but I was in the comments for sure. Kind of hanging around and hiding out. so That was fun, man. It was fun. It was good times. So
00:14:46
Speaker
Don't have a micro cam. That's okay, Scorpio. Thank you for joining us and hanging out in the comments. Because just doing that alone is great. you know and i a a Like I said, I'm open book. So I don't know what you have seen or whatever in the the universe of podcasting.
00:15:01
Speaker
um But I will tell you that Glick is at least better than Joe Rugen. This isn't the roast night for Glick. But I will tell you, he's better, rather. Sorry.
00:15:15
Speaker
than Mr. Joe Rogan himself. He likes to say that a lot.
00:15:23
Speaker
I have so many so many different lives that I jump into all the time that it's very easy to like get people mixed up, but I can't when it comes to Glick. I've known him for shit, almost 10, 20 years. 20 years. ten ten 10, 12 years. There we go. That's what I was trying to say.
Building Anticipation with Announcements
00:15:48
Speaker
Yeah, no, Scorpio, you're fine, man. Thanks for just hanging out and in the comments section. That's ah that's good. I'm looking for the usual suspects.
00:16:00
Speaker
um It is kind of early in certain parts, so maybe they're getting their din-din on, but I haven't even gotten Chris, Mr. Chris Man, with his dinner report yet.
00:16:11
Speaker
So that's going be fun once he jumps in, and we'll talk about that. I kinda wanna wait until we get a few more guys in here before I start discussing all of the the the news updates I got for for everyone tonight. So I am going to probably hang tight on a few of them.
00:16:31
Speaker
But thank you again, Scorpio, hanging out in the comments.
00:16:39
Speaker
Yeah, that's that's what I'm talking about. I'm waiting for the normal. ah the The additional usual suspects, people up to no good on the network.
00:16:50
Speaker
I'm waiting for them to show. Because as of right now, they are hiding. or You never know, too. Because, you know, Sergeant could have very well shit himself, and he needs the extra help or hands from from Jersey tonight. So we don't know that.
00:17:07
Speaker
Ha ha ha ha
00:17:15
Speaker
Oh yeah Sarge He needs the extra help tonight man You know he just might need the extra help oh Who is this shorter Darker less Sasquatch Okay I don't want to hear it Just some dude Okay I was voted in by popular vote By popular vote I am here hosting the network Okay The Papa Squatch has gone to do his normal shenanigans in the woods. Okay, so he he has to have some time to go out and do what he normally does. Which is you know causing terror and panic to all the campers.
00:17:55
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yeah
00:17:58
Speaker
he can't He can't spend all the time in the world. okay He has to spend some time out in the woods. that's He has to. ah Underwhelming vote. It was a landslide. I think it was 95% of people was voting him out of the door.
00:18:18
Speaker
oh Oh, there he is. What's up, Sarge?
00:18:24
Speaker
I was just saying, was wondering where the usual suspects were in the comments. I was waiting for the usual suspects. I got a few announcements tonight, and I was waiting for the usual troublemakers up to no good to be hiding out.
00:18:39
Speaker
And I said, Scorpio, he asked where where Jersey was, and I said, you know, she's probably helping out Sargent. He's got some bad tummy aches, man. He needs the extra pair of hands you know to help him out.
00:18:59
Speaker
Had to work today, then get home until
00:19:30
Speaker
All right, there we go. Sorry, I had a little bit of tiny bit, tiny bit, tiny bit of technical difficulty there. Hopefully you guys can hear me all right. 20 minutes ago, and that's okay, Sergeant. Again, welcome in. I'm glad to see you, man. Stick around. I got some good news for tonight.
00:19:50
Speaker
What's up, Rocky? Not in the woods, you fucker. I'm on the water. Also, some random dude would be nice. Get the fuck off the podcast. You're supposed to be on a boat somewhere. It's my show.
00:20:06
Speaker
ah Exactly, Sergeant. What are you doing hiding out in the comments, man? Get out of here, okay? let me let I got this. don't you Don't you worry, Papa Squatch. You just go Papa Squatch. And just don't worry about it, man. This is called hostile takeover. Don't you see that sign right here? Hostile takeover.
00:20:30
Speaker
Retirement life is great. I hear that, Scorpio. I haven't gotten there yet, though.
00:20:39
Speaker
Oh, thank you. Thank You're going have to show me all the ins and outs of how how all of that stuff works because I just know to click start stream and end stream. That's about it.
00:20:56
Speaker
He put his banana hammock on backwards. and it's too ah ah That's funny. It's not even one of the banana, ah the banana hammocks. it's It's one of the, those, those, ah those tiny, what are they? Plant, plants plant, plant, plantons or whatever. The other ones that are like shorter.
00:21:23
Speaker
Bron's sitting at the tiki bar at the house having some beverages. Well, it's well-deserved, buddy. I hope you have yourself a good time while you're down there.
00:21:35
Speaker
We love you, even though I'm talking shit. You know that.
00:21:47
Speaker
ah Joke's on you. He's a nude, everybody. That was the announcement, by the way, for tonight. It was that Papa Glick is in the nude in Florida.
00:21:59
Speaker
And I read, what was is that, a Challenger you showed me earlier? Or a Charger, i don't remember.
00:22:09
Speaker
well The little ones that crawl up your piss stream and then your but some water in the lake. ah Oh, yeah, this is an announcement within itself. How in the hell did he fit in this? He was driving.
00:22:27
Speaker
um Yeah. Okay. So it's a Mustang with a drop top. How the hell did Glick fit in that? like If you think about it it's like Shaq. I don't remember. i think It had to have been like MTV Cribs or something I saw a while ago.
00:22:42
Speaker
And he tried to get into a Mustang drop top and he couldn't fit. So if Shaq couldn't fit. How the hell did they get Glick to fit into Mustang? I have no idea, but it's a beautiful car.
00:22:58
Speaker
It is a beautiful car.
00:23:08
Speaker
ah Glick was laying lengthwise in the back seat while Kayla was driving.
00:23:19
Speaker
Letting his fur float in the wind. His head is even with the top. Please, I told him to take, Kayla, make sure that he does this. I told him to take photos for the Glicks OnlyFans because no one, and I mean no one, has probably ever seen a Sasquatch in a convertible before. i texted him and told him to take photos for OnlyFans tonight.
00:23:47
Speaker
And so you just got to make sure that it gets done for the guy.
00:23:58
Speaker
in a hammock all flapping in the breeze. that's but Oh, man. what a What a guy, man.
00:24:10
Speaker
Hostile takeover of the network tonight, ladies and gentlemen, while he gets his tan on so that we can actually start looking more and more like brothers instead of like total strangers. and Nobody believes us when we tell them.
00:24:29
Speaker
Nice, Scorpio. Nice. He can't even escape the roast while he's on vacation. He has to take it in anyway. See, this is what you get for jumping on, man. You're just trying to help me out, get the link up, make sure people can join if they want. And here you are getting roasted in the comments, even by the people sitting right next to you, buddy. but ah Thanks, Kayla. Thanks for that. I appreciate that.
00:25:00
Speaker
Make that the the pen to comment of the night.
00:25:05
Speaker
Who would it like to see a good old glick in a speedo? Why not? In fact, if he can recreate this. This would be great. Just, you know, take this and put him in a Speedo instead. papa Public in a Speedo with Mr. Rick. Let's make that a thing, can we?
00:25:36
Speaker
What's up, man? No rush, man. You join whenever. um I got some... ah It's good to see you, man. And you know what? You need to send me your number. I was trying to reach out to you a little earlier today. I had some ah some thoughts I wanted to go over with you. So, yeah, join on up. And...
00:25:54
Speaker
Wait, don't... Wait, wait, wait, don't... You fuckers don't leave my guys stranded all alone. Get in here with them. You heard the guy. Jump up. He ain't seen Mr. Winky in years Dude, the Comets are what makes this show You know what, that's the fuck Jedi where they where Speaking of Comets and Jedi Where the hell is Jedi at?
00:26:18
Speaker
He's like the the complete opposite person of me you know I'm the black bald one and he's the white bald one Together our heads shine like a perfect nutsack
00:26:37
Speaker
police pulled them over See Glick in the backseat, handcuffed, sunburnt
00:26:45
Speaker
ah I wouldn't pull over a car if i If I was a cop and I saw him in the backseat I'm not pulling him over, okay? If your head is even Kayla said it's even with the car I'm not pulling you over, man That's too much weight to pull out I'm not interested, man That just sounds like a nightmare waiting to happen I'm good
00:27:11
Speaker
Let's see. I hope I didn't miss anybody else. Let's see. No, I didn't. Okay, we're good.
00:27:29
Speaker
Cool. There we go.
00:27:33
Speaker
Anyway, guys, yeah, I i have, ah Sarge, I have couple announcements tonight.
Major Announcements Teased
00:27:40
Speaker
a few A few things to kind of go over going to wait for A little bit I'm going give it a few more But I am going to To talk here in a bit About a few of those So that'll be cool And i have Some very exciting news to wrap it So three three three important announcements Tonight Three important announcements on the show tonight To kind of go over And that's kind of The whole shtick
00:28:10
Speaker
Let's see. Yeah, but it's Glick. He'd be in the back seat all drilling with us. ah Licking the windows and singing Disney. but Oh, somebody go to chat GPT and make this a thing.
00:28:26
Speaker
Oh, my God. If I had a video, you know what like how you could take the face and like add it on? I don't know if any if any of you guys have seen it. It's like you could take a face and you add it on to a music video or something. If you can add him on to like one of those... To like Beauty and the Beast, when the Beast is singing.
00:28:45
Speaker
Gold, man. Just somebody do it. Please.
00:28:52
Speaker
Yeah, I get it, Sarge. I get it, man. It's... Yeah, maybe I don't, but I will be looking forward to seeing you here in a bit. So jump on what you get settled, you know, crack a beer with me, have a drink with me. I might pull out the good stuff tonight.
00:29:06
Speaker
I'm filling up to it. What up? How you doing, Robert? Good to see you, man.
00:29:18
Speaker
I'm dead Another pinned comment for the night I'm pitting my favorites, man I want to make sure that V is making it to clips That's funny
00:29:40
Speaker
but
00:29:42
Speaker
Oh yeah, man i think I think, you know, I'm not the greatest At video editing But I think that I could probably try to pull off a little something like that just for you, Sarge. If that's going to make your week feel a lot better and make Glick a lot more angry, then I'll make sure 1 million percent. I'll put your face all over. all' all i'll I'll make that video happen just for you, Sarge. Have you heard about the army raising the maximum enlistment age to 42? I saw that. um I saw that on TikTok.
00:30:27
Speaker
but Yeah, man. Yeah, it's crazy. um I would imagine, though, like, so I've heard different. I've heard different on this. So maybe you can chime into this, Sarge. I can save it for later, too. Whatever. um I've heard different.
00:30:43
Speaker
So when the yeah us younger, the younger guys, I'll say that the younger guys that are joining in aren't even close to matching the criteria as like a generation or two before them.
00:30:58
Speaker
Right. So now. They're trying to, that that's what I heard. What's that? They extended the age because they're trying to get some of the guys that have been, you know, from that generation to actually join instead of the ones from the younger generation that are apparently shit now.
00:31:19
Speaker
Let's see here. Lower the age? Why would you say lower it? I mean, I guess that's fine. i don't i mean, I guess it's fine. But I'm just curious of Scorpio. Why should we lower the age?
00:31:34
Speaker
Like, let's get the teenagers out of the house even quicker. See, that's what I mean, Robert. Exactly. that's That's pretty crazy.
00:31:45
Speaker
Just because I'm on vacation doesn't mean I'm still not in charge anymore. Go back to your drinks. gli Get out of here, man. What are you doing? I'm drinking more beer than you are right now.
00:31:59
Speaker
but You should have seen the opening of the show. The opening of the show, i put in every effort to make sure that you knew that, that oh, man. Just look at my look at the EDM Combat Takeover. I did that. That's completely new, and I did that just for the show tonight. That's it.
00:32:18
Speaker
then And i am i did a whole freaking opening. You know what? i'll I'll play it for you guys since some of you fuckers weren't here. I'll just play a few seconds of it.
00:32:30
Speaker
but I put a lot of effort into it. Give you a good chance to laugh at this, Mr.
00:32:44
Speaker
to the Nonsensical Nonsense Podcast.
00:33:00
Speaker
sorry.
00:33:30
Speaker
How's that buddy? oh yeah, I thought I was gonna get a kick. I wanted to give you a heart attack like where you were like man isn't that the same opening from last week?
00:33:44
Speaker
And then I just you know hey anyway I'm proud of it. You might see a little cliche but I was pretty proud of it. It took me a whole three hours to do that. but
00:33:54
Speaker
Give the youngsters something to do. Wait a minute. Sorry, sorry, Sarge. Giving the youngsters something to do. Yeah, just set them in, man. Put their ass to work. They could be grunts and eat, you know, just, yeah, set them in, man.
00:34:10
Speaker
You have a problem, Scorpio. but You belong here. You stay here right here, Scorpio. Don't go anywhere. A beam that's only three feet off the ground like they accomplished some big-ass ordeal. Pathetic.
00:34:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah
00:34:29
Speaker
Thanks, man. Yeah, but I put some work into that. I was trying to make it so because I knew Glick wasn't going to take the night off because he's incapable of doing that with his own damn network. So I set up everything on the stage before before hand to make it look like I didn't do anything.
00:34:47
Speaker
oh but then Once the show actually started,
00:34:51
Speaker
I was like, you know, it'll be great because he'll think that I'm playing the show from last week, essentially, and start freaking out momentarily.
00:35:01
Speaker
Bruce Lee Soul Brother. You know it, man. You know it. That's right, man. These eyes didn't come from nowhere. Shoot, man. Sign me up. I don't mind being Bruce Lee Soul Brother. that got to all day long.
00:35:16
Speaker
but yeah Thanks, Scorpio. You saw it already. You were here you werere here in the beginning, weren't you?
00:35:28
Speaker
hu
00:35:34
Speaker
Oh, man. Motherfuckers. Saturday night.
00:35:41
Speaker
Let's start with... I guess we can start with one. We'll start with one. Let me see how many people we have in here. Sure, why not? So, first announcement. Let me... Let me pull it up.
00:36:01
Speaker
Alright, this is one Glick is going to love. Okay.
Music Release: 'The Edge' and Personal Fulfillment
00:36:05
Speaker
First announcement of the night, ladies and gentlemen. And fuckers alike.
00:36:12
Speaker
I have a project coming out.
00:36:20
Speaker
First album is dropping tonight Or not dropping tonight What am I saying I was reading freaking Sargent's Comment Hip hop Fuck you I can't even get through my god damn announcement Because you keep making jokes in the comments ah but Nice job man You know what Just for you Sargent I have here too i was waiting for you to come up Look I'll put them on. This for you.
00:36:54
Speaker
ah What do you think? This looks like hip-hop lead to you. Mr. Sargent is more like it. More like the second best podcast host in podcasting history.
00:37:08
Speaker
Being born right now. But let me get back to this announcement. So, announcement one.
00:37:18
Speaker
Before we get in into the craziness, because who knows what the show is going to take us off into. um I have my very first album, The Edge, dropping April 13th.
00:37:34
Speaker
This is going to be my metal album. I'm very excited. It's the first first album that I've ever done. Glick has been a instrumental part of this album and its history and its growth over time.
00:37:52
Speaker
And it is done. It is coming out. April 15th. And we are going to do a... um I'm going to be a guest on Glick's House of Music.
00:38:07
Speaker
And ah we are going to analyze that album. But this is the album that he keeps holding over my head. For those of you who've stuck around for a long time, that is the album that he keeps badgering and throwing against my head for 10 years. So it's finally coming out.
00:38:23
Speaker
That's the first announcement of the night, ladies and gentlemen.
00:38:28
Speaker
I hope you're not going to tell us you're gay. not Hey, there's still two more announcements, Scorpio, so you just hang tight, okay? ah You just hang tight. you will do you don't know You don't know what I work and do, okay? I have been in such all sorts of productions.
00:38:44
Speaker
I mean, if you were the person standing there holding the boom mic, then you would understand. he You would understand fully, okay?
00:38:57
Speaker
When's the tour start? One thing at a time. I got one thing at a time. I can only do one thing at a time. I don't know if there's even going to be a tour, but I will say this, Wally. I am going to make my way around your area to come in a to come and visit all the homies I've known for all these years on online and I've never seen in person. So I'm going to come out and see you guys and you folks here soon, which is great. I'll have to make a special trip for you, Sarge.
00:39:26
Speaker
but
00:39:29
Speaker
But yeah, album's coming out, guys. Huge. That is fucking huge for me.
00:39:38
Speaker
<unk>ppia ah And your third best podcast host behind me. I thought you wanted to quit.
00:39:50
Speaker
I put second. Look, look, right here. Right here on the bottom, it says the second best podcast host. And I only put that because I thought you forfeited your spot.
00:40:01
Speaker
That's the only reason why I put it there.
00:40:05
Speaker
But if you, if it's if it's so, if you, I'll change it back. Don't you worry, Wally. I'll give you the, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, man.
00:40:16
Speaker
Look at this. like Look, look, look, look, check this out.
00:40:22
Speaker
Boom. who There you go. Third best podcast host but behind Wally. And of course, at least he thinks Mr. Glick.
00:40:33
Speaker
um I hope he's gone. I don't want to see his name pop up again. There it is.
00:40:47
Speaker
it's a racist ah Oh, man, oh, don't start that again Glickoo Here
00:41:04
Speaker
but Oh, don't say that about yourself, man That's not fair, that's not fun, man gotta be nice to yourself
00:41:15
Speaker
Oh, shoot, man. That's funny. The number one black host. time I'm the only black host on the network. Okay. See, I knew was coming, guys.
00:41:27
Speaker
I knew it was coming. I should have waited. I thought he was gone already, and that I would have the ability to to start talking shit. ah Sorry, he was in the bathroom.
00:41:40
Speaker
Oh, man. i don't I don't know if you call it drunk. I think I call it diamonds, brother. payments So you're dropping your first album. Awesome, brother. Thank you very much, Sarge. First album. will hum really up until um Really up until I think two, one year ago, I haven't put put out any music.
00:42:03
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And um I was getting the a world of shit from Glick. And not just Glick, but everybody else um in regards to putting out stuff. um Bottom line, i don't have I never had a desire to be famous or anything like that or to even be popular, really, in that sense. I just like doing it It's just a fun hobby. you know I got other things. I like working with my hands and doing stuff like that. so it was It was nice to make it, but then I wouldn't do anything else with it. and then I'm an overthinker, so then I think it's not good enough um to keep up with what's what's out there. Yeah.
00:42:42
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it's ah it's big It's a big step for me um so's To be doing it But even if I get like three listens I don't give a shit I'm just glad that I did it So The third Black, number one black host on the network Fuck out of here buddy Fuck
00:43:07
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right There we go. Rock's first album drop 70 prawns music. music I'm going to start making the porno music for all of Glick's OnlyFans shows.
00:43:20
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He asked. He asked. he He said, you know, you can't just make shows or music for the network. You also need to make it for my OnlyFans, because if they hear that filthy, filthy bass, man, then they're going to be all over, all over it, man.
00:43:36
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Try to subscribe. What is going on? Well, the thing he is, how you doing, man? Good to see you.
00:43:47
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Let me make sure that I drop this one more time. i don't know how frequently this fool does it, but I know here on Steam Yard, i don't see it after a while. So just in case, I'll just do it again there.
00:44:04
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If you're doing the tune, they only have to be three-second music. oh it's not it's not It's not like tunes, like full three-minute, two-minute, five-minute, depending. It's just like jingles, Sarge. You know those jingles like ah you know like McDonald's, I'm loving it. That part, just I'm loving it.
00:44:27
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That's all he needs. ah This darker baby Squatch isn't that bad. He'll do in Glick's absence. Goddamn right I will. Okay.
00:44:41
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Goddamn right I will. oh That's right.
00:44:48
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dress Gleks pinned the for about 15 minutes ago. Oh, appreciate it. Thanks for letting me know, Sarge. I know most most people are coming in from YouTube, so it should be good then.
00:45:04
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just Saying three seconds for Glick is about two seconds too to begin with. I told you he's not he's not leaving, man. He's back already.
00:45:27
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so oh now he's getting on me. Have you even looked at look look at the comments? Look at what Sargent said about you. Look at what he said.
00:45:39
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Yes, i was laughing, but look at that. Don't look at the the shared link portion of things. I don't know how often you do that shit. I'm just trying to make sure that it gets done. ah boyo boy, boy.
00:45:51
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um I should keep poking. You know what?
00:46:01
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ah Y'all got jokes when I ain't a around. but ah We got to bring some sort of entertainment to the viewer, something they haven't seen in your absence.
00:46:14
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and I think like good good ah good jokes is one of them.
00:46:20
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Good jokes is one of them, man.
00:46:33
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but but
00:46:36
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ah Another pinned to comment for the night Thank you Sarge Thank you thank you I appreciate that Somebody clip that 46 minutes 47 seconds Let's put that out there Make that a clip
00:46:59
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yeah Damn, man, you're getting roasted right now, Glick. Shoot, I should change this to the roasted Glick. Don't do it too much, Sarge. He'll jump up. He'll jump into the pot. He'll jump up.
00:47:13
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I already know it. He'll jump up. He'll be like, oh you can't take it. His ego cannot take that. don't Don't even just let let it but let it be, man.
00:47:44
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but say You know what? I wonder if I could do that, too. I'm going work on that. I'm going to work on that in the background. You only have the balls set. Oh. o
00:47:56
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Guys. but Kayla's defended. um all I'm saying, Sarge, is it's two on one right now. You might want to tell Jersey she's needed.
00:48:11
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Hotel Jersey. Nope, nope, nope. Sergeant's doing great by himself. Kayla's like, to the hell with it. Get off stream click that at least you'll quit dancing on the Tiki Beach bar. Dude.
00:48:27
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oh do
00:48:44
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That is hilarious, man.
00:48:48
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Now, Sergeant is single-handedly, single-handedly kicking both asses right now.
00:48:57
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What do you expect of somebody in the forces?
00:49:08
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Mmm.
00:49:11
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I'm getting another beer. While I do that, Look at something I should just walk away and do it. That's Glick's style of hosting.
00:49:21
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He just gets up and walks away.
00:49:25
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Here, watch this, guys, for a second. Let me go grab another beer real quick.
00:49:56
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face on the ground, we're feeling lost, all night been drunk, just searching for something, to carry me home, my walls start to fall,
00:50:59
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Empty the madness me
00:51:50
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Are you guys still arguing? Oh, I grabbed, grabbed three more beers. You guys are still in the comments arguing. I know it's only a minute or two, but you are holding your own Sergeant.
00:52:02
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Swear. If I go to a bar in Naples, Florida, there's a simple to the ceiling. ah I think I was going to send you the video of it like you asked, MoDog.
00:52:16
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Can you please send the video to me at least?
00:52:22
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ah I want to see it. I'll take it.
00:52:34
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All right. Cool. That was perfect. That was a perfect little one minute thing for me to go grab some beer real quick.
00:52:44
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Okay, didn't miss anything else. Let me get this other thing prepped.
00:52:54
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While you two are arguing about who's where and who's doing what, um well, the thing is, man, how you doing tonight?
00:53:07
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I didn't get to talk to you, what was that, last last Saturday as much? I had to jump.
00:53:13
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Freaking dog got out running around the neighborhood and had to go and grab her. So, how you doing, man? Uh...
00:53:46
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Oh, there we go. There it goes.
00:54:03
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Nice me level belch, bro. I know. i i figured I get me. The kind of drinks that I need to have to continue keeping your belches alive on the network. See, I thought about so even the little things, man.
00:54:17
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Even the little things for Papa Squatch to make sure that they're seen.
00:54:25
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Bishop, what's going on, man? Welcome in. Welcome in. I put a lot of detail into this, man. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. tad bit, man. Don't you worry. A tad bit.
00:54:45
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I got more announcements, people. I got more announcements. I do. Here, I'm setting all of them up right now.
00:55:00
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No, not there.
00:55:06
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I'll share it here.
00:55:23
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Okay, perfect. I am ready with that second announcement, folks.
00:55:30
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But, man, am I missing the usual suspects. I'm missing the usual suspects, man. i even got freaking Glick in here still being more active than some of y'all.
00:55:43
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I'm going need you to at least like and subscribe to the network if you're going to be here hanging around, man. We got a lot shenanigans going on most of the time in the week, but This is definitely the time.
00:55:56
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Quiet Saturday. Let's see here.
00:56:09
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Present.
00:56:18
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Oh boy, here comes the shenanigans again, even more Well, I'll say this Welcoming to the stage A true man A true legend Quicker than the mouth than Glick will ever be Okay It's my man, Sergeant
00:56:39
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um Let me jump up here and help your black ass out, man What the hell How you doing, Serge? You had a rough week, huh? Dude, well, I was rough two weeks. i was sick as fuck last week.
00:56:52
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That's why I wasn't, me and Jersey wasn't around last weekend. was like, it I was sick from like Wednesday till honestly fucking Tuesday of this week. And then, yeah, I pulled a Saturday. I had to work my first Saturday. And yeah, the last couple of days were just, yeah, it was just ah just one of those. What were you sick with, man?
00:57:13
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I don't know, man. I had like it started off. I thought it was just fucking sinuses. And then it then it turned into full blown, you know, flu, cold, whatever you want to call it. Body aches, running nose, headache, fever, the whole nine yards. so So it took damn near week to get over it.
00:57:31
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Glick doesn't keep the studio equipment as sanitized as he should. So I know it kind of came from that's why I'm asking. who's He sends me those like dirty ass videos, man. I think it got me infected.
00:57:44
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Just in case you want to hear, man. on Happy Saturday. Happy Saturday, buddy. Thanks coming up and having a drink with me. well Yeah, I don't know how long I'll be on here, but I'll pop up for little bit say, Hey, yeah, man. I, uh,
00:58:00
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I went through the first announcement. I got two more. And I um i told Glec already, I'm not like you. I'm not built to to go eight hours and stuff just chit-chatting and talking.
00:58:11
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ah I'm not that guy. But ah I'll jump on for a little bit. I told him that. I've run the show for a little while. So... Yeah, but my point was class action lawsuit because of the fact that he doesn't keep his shit sanitized. All I'm saying is I will 1 million percent join you. That he got you sick and Jersey sick.
00:58:34
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All I'm saying, man, just saying. Does Jersey, does she catch the same thing? Nah, she just had she had a rough fucking week with just shit going on at the you know with her work and yeah some family stuff. I totally get it, man.
00:58:53
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Just one of those you know shit weeks, man. yeah but see that's what first what First world problems, right?
00:59:03
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Well, depending what the problem is. You know better than I do when it comes to that. um Do you work at the base still?
Modern Military Service Challenges
00:59:11
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Or what do what do you do? Fuck now fuck no.
00:59:15
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now i'm a I'm a sales manager for some security company that I won't. named the three letter company gotcha it's like like there's a lot of security companies but gotcha gotcha gotcha so oh well that's uh that's cool man but no i get it i totally get it man i have not i'm used to since covet i don't i've never been the one to get sick like maybe sniffles here and there you know the bullshits sick sick
00:59:50
Speaker
But you can people call out for at my office all the fucking time. I don't I don't consider that sick. I consider what you just said sick. And I don't get sick really until like after ah I still went to fucking work. now like Yeah. I every day I come in and they were like, oh, man, we didn't know if you're going in today. like, it's going to take a fucking stroke or a heart attack. Keep me out. man I don't. You know, kind of like what we were talking about, the, the you know, the army raising the age to 42 shit. You know, it's like, yeah, I see all these fucking young, young folks in the military, all branches, not just the army.
01:00:22
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but out there on Tik TOK and, you know, talking shit about the service. And I saw one the other day, some, you know, some seriously fucking overweight, you know, black girl with hijab on. And they were like, if you go, if you were told to do something against the people, you know, like I'm not going to bring up a religious sect, but yeah, you know, would, would you follow orders? And she was like,
01:00:49
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You know, like, you don't get online saying shit like that, you know? like That's dumb. Can't you get sanctioned for that shit? Like, I feel like there has to be new rules that's, like, put in place with social media. That's what I'm saying. they've they've they've They've put, as far as I'm concerned, and call me an old fuck, I don't care, but they they shouldn't. I'll call you an old fuck anyway. I don't care what you mean. First of all, man, like, you know, like,
01:01:12
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fucking cell phone time in the army like boot camp and shit like fucking come on dude like what the fuck you know like well it gives them a chance to pay their bills online and you know touch keep in touch with family oh yeah oh you mean all the shit that you should have sat up you know and got squared away before you went to fucking boot camp before you went to boot camp that the last you know 250 years people been doing Yeah.
01:01:36
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No, just write a letter, man. Just do it the way that it's meant to be done because there's not everywhere in the world that you might be, you know, sent out to that'll have cell phone, you know, service. So get used to it now. Isn't that what bootcamp's all about? That's the other thing, man. Like, you know, I'm glad I wasn't in when like cell phones were a thing because man, if I just saw, mean, it used to be back in the day, like when you were deployed, you know, especially if you were in a combat fucking zone, combat area,
01:02:04
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yeah like i can I can't tell you how many times I was deployed and I couldn't even tell my fucking wife at the time like where I was at. You know what I mean? like You just don't hear from me for fucking three months. you know yeah Or if you are getting a phone call, it's not a good one.
01:02:16
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you know yeah so right are yeah Now they're like you know posting fucking again videos and yeah pictures and TikToks and all this shit. and and With today's technology, it's not hard. to take a picture and you can Google map that motherfucker and find out exactly. and you can see Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So that shit shouldn't be allowed as far as I'm concerned, man. It should be, you know, if you're doing shit like that, you should, you know, you fucking some, some kind of punishment, some kind of, well that's what I was asking. Like, there's no,
01:02:46
Speaker
Like, they haven't updated the rules or anything with the times on stuff like that? No, I think they have. I think they've updated the rules to make the shit more lax, to let them get by with that, you know? What the fuck? Dude, I've seen videos of, like, army drill sergeants, like, dancing with the troops and shit, like, making TikTok videos and You know, like, what ah yeah, it's And that's why they really see it. ah but i'm not i'm not I'm not just sitting here to to, like, bitch about it. I mean, it actually fucking concerns me because, yeah one, you know our enemies are watching all the same shit we watch them do online.
01:03:21
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and And secondly... ah you know, God forbid, you know, God forbid something happened and they, they had to fucking deploy. i don't think they got the fucking backbone for it. You know, like yeah they're, they're, they're just, I mean, there was always people that just joined to be able to like get college benefits or, you know, healthcare benefits, you know, or whatever. I mean, that's, that's, that's nothing new, but,
01:03:43
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You know, I just I see and I know way too many young people because of my photography shit. And, you know, like all these kids that I coached from like second grade up until fucking 10th grade. you You know, they're now, you know, they're now married with kids. And, you know, I know as many younger people as I do people my age, you know. Right. And I know a lot of people between 20 26 years old. Right. prime like be in the military time you know what i mean yeah and and some of them are family and and and and i'm telling you like they're just yeah you know if you say anything you sound like you're just oh you're just being that old you know yeah that old harder back in my time yeah i'm not that's not where i'm coming from with it like like You don't understand. I didn't have a fucking cell phone. you know Yeah. I mean, and and it's not that I didn't have it when we were in. I'm glad we didn't.
01:04:35
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Right. But it's not, it's not that we, it's not that I didn't have it. And I miss like, Oh, I wish I'd have been in now. You know, like it's not that it's from a standpoint of you said it earlier. It's like, you look at half of these fucking people and it's like, how the fuck did you even pass the PFT test to be able to even get into fucking basic, much less fucking graduate. Yeah. These motherfuckers are so goddamn fat and their belly's hanging over their pants and you know can can can barely do three fucking pull-ups. And I'm like, and and you're you're you're our fighting force? You're you're gonna you're what's defending our fucking nation? Like, bitch, you couldn't run a quarter of a mile without fucking having a stroke.
01:05:10
Speaker
You know, I mean, my fat ass couldn't either today, but you know, 61 years old, you know, yeah, that's the point. Yeah. It's like I said, it's, I know anybody listening to this might be shaking their head going, Oh yeah. He's just bitching. Cause he's like back in my day. I don't, I don't, I don't mean it from that standpoint. I seriously mean it because I, my kids, well, my, I say my kids are younger. My kids are 40 and 37. Right.
01:05:34
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But my grandkids are 12, 10, you know, six, four. I mean, I, I fuck I'm I'm afraid for him like if some shit ever fucking got ah nobody's ever gonna invade our country from like coming in through the coast because we're too we're too well protected it's just the way our country's set up right the coastlines yeah you're not coming through that way but everybody their brother knows man there's in the last years there's there's uh quite a few fucking sleeper cells in the country you know oh yeah look look at all the shit that's popping off and
01:06:07
Speaker
You know, it doesn't have to be like an invasion of like Russia fucking, you know, I mean, all got to do is start. Okay. Your cell go. You know what I mean? Like they've been here. I've been telling people to shit for like 20 fucking years and they thought I was fucking stupid, but.
01:06:22
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Yeah. Again, the old fart. I'll give you an example. I told Jersey this two weeks ago, I guess. Uh-huh. Like, it was, um, 2021. It was, like, the year after, like, when COVID really went fucking crazy, right?
01:06:39
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Um. Because where I live, it's I'm like like, the planes fly. They're only like literally 70 feet above like my apartment building when they go over because they're they're on their glide path to land. yeah Right? yeah at At the airport.
01:06:54
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The airport's like literally a mile and a quarter. you know i'm I'm looking at it right out in my patio door. I can't see it because of the tree line, but that's where they're all you know they're coming in to land at. And they... are it's Good lord, man. They fucking... It was...
01:07:10
Speaker
Yeah, it was 2021. Anyway, there was like in the next apartment complex up from mine, right? They, I guess, uh, FBI and whoever CIA had been watching these like three or four guys, right?
01:07:25
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That we're all living in the same, same one apartment. But long story short, turns out they were terrorists, right? And and they were they were getting ready to, like, have a major fucking attack right here at the, you know, Cincinnati Northern Kentucky Airport. Wow.
01:07:39
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And once they, they being the CIA and the FBI, whoever, once they realized that, oh, shit, they're getting ready to kick it off, that's when they've they went in and pounced on them. and i And I live in a part of town where there's, like, no fucking crime.
01:07:51
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You don't yeah ever hear a fucking cop car, you know? So... when when that shit kicked off. Everybody was talking about it. Oh, that was that was huge news around here for like six fucking months, man. Yeah. but Yeah, I mean, people people think it's a joke, you know, when you say there's there oh there are pods in our country just fucking waiting to be activated. and And if you don't think they are, crawl back under that fucking rock you live under. Because there's there's there's people here that do not like us and do not like our country. And I'll just fucking leave it at that. and And if these TikTok warriors are the motherfuckers that are supposed to, like, defend that shit here on home soil, we're fucked, man. Might as well.
01:08:36
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no I'll move on to something something more upbeat. No, no, no, no. I think that that was a great topic because I was curious about it anyway. um But Glick has threatened to take away your purple crowns. so I know, I saw that. Worthy of noting. all right What's up, X? i see you out there in the comments, man.
01:09:00
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What's too, brother? What's up, man?
01:09:05
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Number one rule, no politics. This isn't politics. We're not talking politics. Talking fat, lazy, fat, lazy dudes in the army sometimes. Man, set your banana hammock wearing ass up. Get up on the fucking bar. Do your fucking coyote ugly dance.
01:09:22
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I want to make sure I see all of um the I want to see all of the dancing and on the bar, man. That's what I want to do. um Mama needs you to pay some bills. g gluck and And you got to pay for ah sergeants hospital bills. Exactly. And and my fucking crayon resupply.
01:09:42
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ah ah This is a great time. Look, so Glick. i mean look Look at this motherfucker. Number one rule, no politics. What's happening here? I've heard that motherfucker bring up politics so many fucking Saturday nights after he gets up to beers. your drunk ass up, man. If I if i Google if i if i ah if i google on ChatGPT and ask it, you know, what is the main topics that Glick talks about politics is number two. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
01:10:15
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so he's kind of He's trying to be cool all sitting down there in a Florida bar and shit, man. like Nick, and of course, as he's ah as he said, as he made sure it was notated. What's going on, Nils?
01:10:30
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Come on up, Nils. What's up, Nils? Yeah, we lost we lost the we lost the home opener. The Reds did. Like they've done so many fucking years.
01:10:40
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What'd you say? he He mentioned that the Reds beat the Red Sox today, 65. I said they they lost the home opener yesterday. um or two days ago. so the Opening day here in Cincinnati, i'm um I'll be honest with you, I'm not a huge baseball fan. It's just this book. I don't mind going to a game, but I don't like just watching on television. It's boring as fuck to me to just watch on TV, you know, but if I'm at a game or or playing it, it's different, you know, yeah but Cincinnati's got one of the biggest fucking opening day parade parties and in the country. Like a lot of people don't realize Cincinnati Reds were the first professional baseball team, you know, so there's a lot of history that goes with that. And yeah, there was, there was probably in our little downtown area, which is not, it's not a
01:11:25
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like downtown Cincinnati is not a big downtown, you know, like compared to like, uh, Chicago or a Philly or New York. But, uh, it's decent size, but man, for fucking opening day,
01:11:39
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I mean, there's a big-ass parade that like shuts down 85% of the downtown area because they blocked the streets off and the parade's that big. But then there there will probably be 120,000 people down there.
01:11:50
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Holy shit. Like drinking from like 10 o'clock in the morning until late into the fucking night. you know It's a big fucking deal. so Stand by. Mills is on the way.
01:12:04
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um I never talk politics. I'm liar. i'll go I'll share it with the screen, man. I'm telling you right now.
01:12:15
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Chaka! What's up, man? Wow, it's been a while since I've seen you, for sure. are you doing, man?
01:12:24
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You are being summoned to Glick. Chaka! What's going on, brother?
01:12:33
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That's funny. um This is actually perfect then to tell the great time in Sarge. So speaking of speaking of all of this, this crap with the the forces and joining things that you probably should enjoy right now.
New Show on Nonsensical Nonsense Network
01:12:50
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I have for my second announcement, but I am officially joining the nonsensical nonsense network. Nice. ah Yeah, man. So I'm going to be hosting. I haven't worked out all the details yet. We're still working.
01:13:05
Speaker
But um I'll be ah doing the reacts show. So like an hour, an hour to hour show where I react to music and comedy and movies and stuff along those lines. And I'll do those on Wednesdays. Nice. So, yeah. And including news and stuff like like what we were just discussing.
01:13:26
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That's one of my guilty pleasures, man, is I watch these reaction channels from like people that are over in the fucking UK. And they all watch stuff in America. that's Like I said, guilty pleasure.
01:13:38
Speaker
That's useless shit but you know watching YouTube when you don't really want to fucking think. and You know, it used to be funny. some people used to I used to be one of the guys to say, why are you watching a guy watch a video of ah you know like Inception? kind of like You're watching a video of a guy watching a video of that like that kind of happening.
01:13:59
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And then I started doing it myself, like watching other people. I was I get it. I totally get it. Mandy, what's up, man? What's Andy? What's up, Chris?
01:14:10
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Chris? by Man, it's been a while. How you guys doing?
01:14:16
Speaker
Welcome to you. Mellow at the moment, but let me get more whiskey in me.
01:14:23
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Yeah, yes, it's open panel, Chaka. Join on in. I stopped sharing the link because Glick complained about it.
01:14:32
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and
01:14:36
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Come on up, Chaka. Typical Saturday, man. We're just in here talking nonsense and shooting shit and chilling out, man. Yep, you know it goes. Mandy, get your ass in here.
01:14:47
Speaker
I know your husband's getting tired of you talking to him anyway. You might as well just get in here. no So you said sales manager for security. So you're selling the security services. Well, actually, I'm in an apartment that's like, it's more along a like a retention line. So everybody that I get to fucking deal with is pissed off, wanting to cancel, you know, so I got to like yeah walk them off the fucking ledge, calm them down, you know, get them to keep their shit. And, you know, so I mean, so yeah yeah I still make commission and stuff. It's just, I'm not, I'm on, I'm on the other side of the people that are actually selling it firsthand, you know, like the, the the you know, so, yeah.
01:15:28
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For now. Oh, oh, and she's here. queen has arrived. Her husband said, he's right. Get your ass up on there. The hubby can't hear. I've got my earbuds in. Okay.
01:15:42
Speaker
Mandy, what's going on? How you doing? I'm doing good. Dealing with the newest addition to our home. Y'all meet Raven. Hey, Raven.
01:15:53
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What's up, Raven? Raven. Now we got two blacks on the show, on the panel. Okay. i' Okay. Okay. Brock, are you as skittish as Ray? What's up, Tell dad I said, hey. So that's where he went. He ate a new addition. He left for cigarettes and milk 30-something years ago. Get your ass, man. He's a skinwalker, man. He turned into a dog and shit.
01:16:21
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He turned into a dog. oh That's one way to hide. He might be, because, you know, he's a black dog, and he's being skittish around all those white folks.
01:16:32
Speaker
What's his favorite Kool-Aid, Mandy? yeah it What's your favorite Kool-Aid? You don't have to answer. He said red. He said red.
01:16:44
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See, Rocky got it when I said red. No, I said it beforehand. Okay, here we go. One too many blacks. One has to go.
01:16:56
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Wally told him that. Y'all, I feel so bad for this baby. they They say he's somewhere between a year and a year and a half, but whoever had him before us abused him.
01:17:12
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So... We're trying to get him, you know, to realize he's in a safe space. Are you fostering or is he yours full time? No, he's he's mine. Okay. oh Nice.
01:17:26
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he has He has attached to me. he's still He still, doesn't know how he feels about it. Did you say his name was Rocky? Oh. Like the Edgar Allen poem for him.
01:17:40
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Hey, I'll tell hey bad they don't what i'll let you, worry. I'll let you stroke my my head, too, pet my fur. I'm cool with it, man. You want to switch. what's what's What's his name again?
01:17:51
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raven Raven. Raven and Rocky can switch really easy. We both got bars and our name. um Yeah, but somewhere I don't think my husband would be as cold with me petting you as he is with me. I don't You hit that right spot on Rocky's belly.
01:18:17
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that's so funny. So where did you find him? ah He's not a rescue, right? so you Yeah. No, he's a rescue. I got him at the local ah animal shelter. So they were just about put him to sleep because He'd been brought back a second time because of how skittish he is. And the people who had adopted him before me had little kids.
01:18:40
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And I was standing there talking to them about working there part-time. And he just came over and he put his head in my lap. I'm like, e that's it. He's got to go home with me. Have you seen the shelters that let the dog pick who gets them? oh No. they you like There'd be like 30 people sitting in chairs like in a line and they'll bring the, you know, the next dog in that's going to, you know, be adopted.
01:19:06
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I've seen those. And the people have already agreed up front. Like, you know, I'll take whatever dog, you know, quote unquote picks me and they, they walk up and down the line, they sniff and, you know, and then the dog knows when they find the one that it's like, you're my human.
01:19:20
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They just like start going crazy and jump up on their lap and, you know, start pawing. I think that is a cute idea, but it would do my luck that every little dog would pick me. And I am not a fan of little dogs.
01:19:33
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Don't get me wrong, they are for some people, but the I do not want a yappy ankle biter. i I don't know I'm going to watch what I say because Jersey's got two chihuahuas. Don't worry, Sarge, I'll speak for you. I can't say anything. My brother's got chihuahua rat terrier mix.
01:19:55
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yeah I will say her little one though, man, or her youngest one, you you guys have maybe heard me like joke around and be like, Bella, snacky time. Bella's growing on me. Bella's little sweetheart. man But yeah, i'm ah I'm a big dog. I've always been a big dog kind of guy. So, you know. I want to i want a lab so bad, man.
01:20:14
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That's one of favorite lab. My my favorite lab mix was a black lab. Yeah. See, the best dog I've ever had, and ah it broke my heart last year when she passed because she was almost 17.
01:20:28
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She was actually a look i a yellow lab pit bull mix. She was such good. she She was very protective. but She was such a cuddle bug. got ah Yellow labs, black labs, I don't care. I just love labs, man. like me Me and my ex-wife had... Well, she still has it. You got a cottage on a lake down in Kentucky. in You pull into the driveway and it's like this, right? cause our yeah well Her cottage is up at the top of the hill. and It's probably about...
01:20:57
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don't know, eighth of a mile from like where you get out of the car and where the cottages and then you go down the hill. It's on about a 45 degree angle all the way down to the lake where the dock is and the boats and stuff. And we'd go down here on a Friday, like after work, man, open up the back of the fucking car. And that lab would just, was gone. Just book it down there and just dive out into the fucking lake. you know yeah Oh, see, I have a pond beside my house and she would do that. She would jump in the lake, and you know, in the pond. And she said, she even caught a fish a couple of times and
01:21:29
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I'd laugh at her because she would get and swim in swim the pond all day long. But when she'd have all that nasty water and mud and I'd try to give her a bath, she'd act like I was killing her. Well, what I used to hate was there's there's a lot of ducks down on this lake, right? So.
01:21:46
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And there's like all around the entire lake. Like everybody's there's, you know, there's a lot of bushes and shit and ducks like to make their nests and bushes right next to the water. And man, our fucking dog Garth, that's some bitch, man. Like nobody keeps their dogs on chains down there. Right. Cause they all like, they all, they all know. And and in fact, my dog Vader, stays outside most of the time. He's an older dog too.
01:22:13
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Um, he's a lab German shepherd mix. He's blonde like a lab, but he looks like a German shepherd. That's cool. And yeah, he, he wanders all over the neighborhood and it's funny because there's a church about a mile from our house and the preacher has hunting dogs and they come down here and hang out with Vader and he goes all the way up there and hangs out with them.
01:22:36
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It's like community eatingating property. That's the way it is now at the lake, especially like in the cove, you know, if you got, if Like, we were in a cove, you know? Like, if there's a big cove, they all just, they all roam and hang together. and but Oh, yeah. The only problem I have with Sater... ahead.
01:22:53
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No, I was just going to say, Garth garth had that like that knack of he would find the fucking duck eggs in the bushes. And he used to love to like lay on them crush them and roll around in them and shit. Now he's got like duck eggs all over him and shit. And I have no idea why. He accomplished something like get your stinky ass outside. Oh yeah, Vader has caught a couple of turkeys for us and it's funny because he'll He'll let him get real comfortable and and he'll just like inch his way.
01:23:23
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And if they start slapping, he stops. And he waits till he gets close enough to where he can just run full force at him. It's like he's bowling for birds. That's funny.
01:23:34
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That's funny. I was just going to say, does he put it like, is he doing like this and then inching closer kind of like that? Oh, yeah. He's just like, yeah. Yeah. He's like, he's crawling. and Yeah, that prone mode. They're looking at me, so I'll stop, and then I'll crawl, and then I stop, and then I just take off.
01:23:54
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Yeah. So... It's funny. The only real problem we've ever had with Vader is when UPS or whatever, are the Amazon Prime comes by, if they don't shut their doors, he gets in thinks he's going for a ride.
01:24:09
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We've had a UPS have to bring him back twice. That's funny. It just went on nice little cruise, you know? Yeah, yeah the UPS guy, the first one, was like 30 minutes away, it I guess he couldn't see Vader because Vader's blonde and being behind all the packages.
01:24:28
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Yeah. and And he said, Vader about made him wreck because he came out and licked him on the leg. are you doing here? Yeah. You're driving. You're not expecting. And he was like,
01:24:43
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shit I gotta take you back or your mom is gonna ugly cry well that's cool he came back and I was like yeah I was like did I have another package and I'm thinking did I order something and forget and he's like kinda and then here come Vader out like hey mom what's up what part of the country are you in I'm in Mississippi okay I'm about an hour south of Jacksonville I've been to Jackson. i've been I've been, well, I've been to Jackson. i been through I've been through Jackson. My car broke down there. I had spend a fucking weekend once. had to wait until Monday when the i you know I could get into a mechanic, but that that counts, right? You poor thing. Depending on what part of Jackson you were in, you poor thing. Yeah, was, ah ah but this was like, I'm going to say mid-80s,
01:25:37
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so yeah ok so that so this was before everything went stupid okay probably jackson Jackson Jackson basically now is one big pothole with a little bit of road in between and for effects like you have to bumper stickers here that say no I ain't drunk I'm avoiding potholes that's the way it is around here too man you drive downtown Cincinnati your hands like this on the steering wheel you know You can't just be like this.
01:26:10
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You got to be dodging potholes. you I was trying to find it. i think I did. Okay, so I have a reluctantly. I know you didn't want to talk crap about small dogs. I do have a dog.
01:26:24
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He's just not the dog I want to have. I have a pug. straight and Translation, my girl got a dog and I have to put up with it. You are so spot on, Mandy. Holy God, dude.
01:26:40
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This fucker right here, man. And he has such undying loyalty for me for some awful reason. He just wants to follow Ain't that always the way? Like, i don't like cats, and cats will fuck him. Those flock to me, and I fucking hate cats, man. Don't come up rubbing on my leg, want to get in my lap. Get the fuck away from me, man. Exactly. That's that's kind of my point. i'm like, man, it's like, of all the animals, like, please leave me alone. right What's Twaddle?
01:27:08
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Yeah, but still... Mr. Canada himself. Rocky. You and the pug, aren't y'all close to the same height? No, we are not close to the same height, Mandy. Okay? i'm I am two inches and three quarters higher than this thing right here. Rocky's like, I'm three foot eleven, god damn it.
01:27:31
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I'm sorry, Rocky. The joke was there. I had to take it. You take the opportunity. I ain't hating, man. That's a great opportunity. Shoot, I'll go for it. Oh, I've been making jokes all day because I actually have a friend that lives in the UK and he was like, all these damn protesters and they don't even know.
01:27:50
Speaker
And I'm like, yeah, I think it's funny that they're having protests in the UK for no kings in America. fucking idiots man uh-huh ask ask any of the protests i don't care what they're protesting i don't care i'm not making political i don't care what they're protesting ask ask them for some facts on some shit none of them have anything i think they just do it because it's there and i'm like what are you protesting no kings okay what are you prevented from doing well uh
01:28:24
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Yeah, if we had a king, your ass could not be out here protesting. They told me I'm not supposed to like it. That's just it. None of them have any facts or anything. That's why just fucking laugh. I think the majority them, it's just social hour time for them all to get together and you know have somebody to hang out with. Well, this is what I would look. So I went to a protest. We can't afford to go to clubs anymore, so let's all hang out. We we had a big protest here in town.
01:28:51
Speaker
okay Big, big, huge. And the worst thing about it is that one side of the freeway was protesting one thing, and the other side of the freeway was protesting the other thing. So they're all pointing up signs, and they're pointing signs at the other person. So here's what I did. I so i took ah ah pulled out my grill,
01:29:09
Speaker
Oh, my wife was going to kill me. she She was like, do not go down there. it's I'm going to go down there. I put my my propane grill in back of my truck and I drove down there and I pretty much sat like in the front. There's like a little slow pill.
01:29:22
Speaker
I sat in front of them and I grilled hot dogs and burgers. That's it. That's all I did. And people came from across the street, came over and like, are you selling these? I'm like, no, I'm just giving them out. You guys want one? I figure we're all out enjoying the sun. you know, cook some food. You guys are out here being idiots with no food. Here, you let me help you. oh man I brought a little cooler. We make a block party out of it.
01:29:46
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I did. People from both sides were coming around and just eating food together. It didn't stop them from shouting and protesting, but it was pretty funny to watch people come from the other side of the street onto that side to grab them a burger and walk back to the other side of the street. Right.
01:30:01
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I wasn't trying to be political. I just thought that the irony of it was so funny. oh absolutely, Mandy. 100%. I'm protesting Modog eating purple crayons.
01:30:15
Speaker
He can only have pink or green. Ain't fucking happening, dude. they do out they They are flavored, okay? You can tell. That's right. Just like Kool-Aid. What flavor does he like? Red. Not cherry. chery bread red my great. Purple.
01:30:37
Speaker
that's how worlds what you identify and think I not know until i was probably 18 or 19 that that was supposed to be a black people thing because I grew up in Louisiana and that's the way we called it's a southern thing too it's a southern thing yeah yeah when i was stationed down in South Carolina and North Carolina and Georgia It was the same fucking thing. you know it was is their flavor the The flavor was red or it was purple or you know and black, white.
01:31:08
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It didn't matter you know what the ethnicity was. I remember my mother-in-law when my husband and I first got married and moved to Mississippi. She was like, how much sugar do you put in your Kool-Aid? I was like, until it's about right there on the picture. and She was like,
01:31:24
Speaker
How much is is that? I don't know. It's about right there. I don't fucking know. I don't We're not talking politics, Chris. We're talking about flavors of colors.
01:31:36
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my my ah my My wife ah had no idea, obviously. She spent a lot of her time on the West Coast. She's in a very, very secure area. There's nothing that she didn't even know, okay? She wasn't drinking Kool-Aid at all until we got together.
01:31:51
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but So she's like, I mean, she's like, how did you make that juice so fast? She was just blown away. She's like, is it like Jane? Oh, man, I had the biggest laugh in my life. I'll tell you what, man.
01:32:04
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she She's like, is that Tang? Like Tang? It's like, no it's not Tang. You're dating yourself, man. no No. It's not Tang.
Nostalgia: Kool-Aid and Sweet Tea
01:32:16
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Remember back in the 90s when they started making the fusion flavors of Kool-Aid and we thought we were doing something big because we'd have like orange pineapple or strawberry cheese. We'd always been doing that shit in our house, especially when the packets were running low, you know?
01:32:34
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you mix it up, man. so yeah like when that there was There wasn't enough to make all of you know fucking red or purple or whatever of like it the six-quart pitcher. That fucker would have grape and cherry and lemonade, whatever the fuck you had, man. is Exactly.
01:32:48
Speaker
As long as you had two packets, it did not matter the flavor. Nah. all fucking sugar water anyway. You know, 100%. I was like, you add some, you add sugar and you add some water.
01:33:02
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That's how you do it. I'll tell you what, speaking of Mississippi, the best sweet tea I've ever had in my life was down in your neck of the woods. I learned apparently that we made sweet tea so watered down out here. I had no idea. See, so I had red. Yeah. Yeah. But I had no idea about sweet tea until I went on my travels. And that's when I was like, okay. I know i never had proper sweet tea until down south. ah Yeah, if you ever have sweet tea from Louisiana, you won't drink anything else. yeah It's a completely different flavor. Well, that's what they told me. like They even made it different than how like we would make it here. You've got to have hot water that's got to boil, then you got let it cool. like There's this whole process that I i was fucking familiar with at all. You've got to dissolve the sugar, man. Otherwise, i should just you keep stirring and the sugar just floating around in there. He's talking about you actually have to boil...
01:34:00
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the tea bags in the water for a certain amount of time to get the right color and consistency before you even put the sugar in it. I was like, shit, man. I had no idea that it was done like that. But you you kind of realize that shit when you go all over the country, man. like Some of the East Coast food, you know act like pizza, like it never tasted the same after I was out there for a couple years.
01:34:22
Speaker
Oh, I went to New York and got sweet tea and I'm like, the hell is it this? And they were like, oh, you have to do it yourself. And they brought me unsweet tea and a pitcher about yay big of, what do you call it? Simple syrup.
01:34:39
Speaker
Where they had the water, ah the the sugar dissolved in the water and you just add to it. I'm like, yeah you know, even doing it this way, it's not going to taste correct.
01:34:50
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now Like I said, you never forget it, man. It's funny. I can always i can always tell when my wife makes Kool-Aid now. So it's been, what, four or five years since that first interaction we had? She's still in training.
01:35:02
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She's still in training. Yeah, see, we've got 30 years then, so he pretty much knows. you got it He got it down pat. Is he from Mississippi, too, your husband? He is.
01:35:14
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He is. I actually met him when I was in college. Yeah.
01:35:20
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Yep. Nice. There's Jedi. What's up, Jedi? Fucker finally showing up. What's up, Jedi? Get your ass up here. Yeah, man. It's been gone forever. we' fricking shit talking about we're talking about flavor colors.
01:35:35
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yeah hey if you get sha If you get shaman up here, then there'll be three people on the call. He'll know about Kool-Aid,
01:35:50
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And don't get me started on stereotypes, man, all of it, because I'll tell you what, I can't I will cook it for you guys. okay we'll we'll get to get I can make some mean fried chicken, man. you know The thing is, stereotypes come from somewhere. you know what i mean but it's sure It's all 100% true. That's what I'm saying. i canno not They're not just randomly fucking made up.
01:36:11
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you know Oh, no. Not at all. of and that's like like White, hillbilly, redneck, all them. How white people can't cook. and I'm like, oh I cook and I have a whole capital double cabinet full of seasonings and had one of my friends tell me, oh, well, she ain't white anyway. She Caucasian. She from Louisiana.
01:36:33
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That's the shade lighter. but you You know what i mean? That's like you drop a couple pigments of black in there. I don't have much color, but I do have some. That's tanned. you know like It's seasoned. It's got salt and pepper in it. What the fuck, man?
01:36:49
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Well, on the opposite end for me, though, again, like and now why my wife can cook. She can cook. But her parents are the definition of where that stereotype came from. 100%. Everything they I eat from the at their house tastes the exact same.
01:37:06
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Like nothing. My great-grandmother was like that. She was actually German, and I'm like,
01:37:16
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Thank God I didn't learn to cook from her. Glick, Jesus Christ. so you ah You have already taken over the network. man um only man did i Did I hear at one point that is your wife Filipino? No, she's Russian.
01:37:29
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She's Russian, okay. yeah so Yeah, all her shit tastes the same too, She has some stuff that she eats. Why does it all taste like fucking vodka?
01:37:46
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um She loves her some vodka, too. That's for sure. Of course. He got him a white Russian. She a white Russian for sure, man. she is I love her to bits, but she be doing stuff all the time.
01:38:03
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There's this meal that they make over there. It's called couscous. I've had it, bear yeah. Yeah, couscous, man, I can't stand the fuck out of that shit. like, man, it tastes like grits. yeah say It's the same thing to me. I'm like, what's the difference between this and grits? It's the consistency. Yeah, that texture. It's like fine chopped up rice. that's how i In my brain, that's how it connects. I'm like, why why would I have this when I could just have rice?
01:38:27
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i don't i don't I don't get it. Every way I have had couscous has had, like, dried raisins, dried cranberries, that kind of thing in it. And I'm like, so this is grit fruit salad.
01:38:42
Speaker
Grits fruit salad. Yeah. No, that's perfect. That's perfect. I'm going to tell her that when she comes home. I'll tell her same thing. No, I don't know if it's true. She can hit your ass. She don't know me.
01:38:54
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i I know when i was when I was stationed in the Philippines the first time, again, I don't know if this is true, but I think it is. talking about couscous is slang in the Philippines for female body part, right? But a lot of people have heard of couscous, even if they haven't eaten it, like if you're from the States, right?
01:39:15
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People have heard of couscous. So they'd always get like the newbies and shit. It was like their first time in the Philippines. they'd like, yeah, over there and tell the Filipino girl you want to know if she'll get some couscous tonight. But the Philippines is a lot like Taiwan.
01:39:36
Speaker
You gotta check for fucking Adam's apple and shit, man. Make sure it ain't a lady boy. is that Is that huge over there too? Yeah. Yeah, we'd go out to the bars and shit and like the new guys. like with anybodys but Once you've been stationed over there for more than like three weeks, you can pretty much fucking you know pick them out.
01:39:55
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But Yeah, the ones that just got there, they don't know, and it's like prime time to fuck with them and shit, you know? You'd be in the bar and tell them, could you buy them? Yeah, exactly.
01:40:08
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yeah But you typically buy them for the night, right? And when I was over there, man, though like the the it's pesos, not Mexican pesos, but Filipino pesos. And and the and the the fucking, the rate was so, it was like Monopoly money.
01:40:21
Speaker
Like you could take literally like four American dollars and go out in town, drink all fucking night, get the best food, get a whore. If you want to take her nicest fucking hotel, which is saying something there's not like, you know, but I mean, it's been like, it's been like, jeepney ride back to base in the morning for like five bucks, man. You know, like it was, it was fucking stupid.
01:40:44
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You
01:40:48
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Come on, Jedi! i i but Get your piece of ass up here. get up here Yeah, man. Come on. not shit So, it's the first time she made that for me, i had no idea she was cooking it at all. I come home from work, and she's got some, like, meatloaf and couscous, and it's all sitting together. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Like, and so I'm not trying to be rude. because I think she had made it. like We weren't even officially dating at that time. so she She just invited me over for dinner. so I'm trying not to be rude. right and so I'm like looking I'm just like, man, what the fuck? Shit, man. I'm so sorry. man I got a stomachache.
01:41:30
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She ripped my mind so quick. man She was like, you don't know what the fuck this is, dude. I was like, yeah, have no fucking clue, man. i'm sorry I'm sorry. I was trying to be safe, but she's just like, this is couscous. Man, no.
01:41:43
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and she She'll joke around. if yeah If she was on here, she'd joke around and tell you, too. like I have revolted against couscous ever since then. i was like See, i I'm that way with grits, man. like I was stationed down south a lot. Probably 80% of the time I was in the Marine Corps was down. I say south. I'm talking more east coast, right? North Carolina, South Carolina, shit like that. Yeah.
01:42:05
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Grits is huge down there. you know like i never i never did I never did develop a fucking liking for for grits. I don't care if you put butter, sugar, or shrimp in it. I don't give a fuck. I don't like grits, man.
01:42:17
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I don't like it. and It's kind of a big thing up here in Kentucky, too. but I'm like, nah, I'll pass. born Born and raised in Louisiana. Lived in Mississippi for 30 years. and I do not like grits.
01:42:32
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and I've never been able to drink coffee. Coffee? What? Man, the best way to drink coffee was no sugar, no cream, just black. that that's I grew up in Louisiana where it was tickery coffee.
01:42:45
Speaker
And then by the time I actually got realized there was something else, I'm like, no, I'm good. Thank you. i just I never have developed a taste for it. Oh, man, shoot. That's all they had back at boot camp. that's Well, you know what? To this day, I'll give you a quick funny story. When I was growing up, man, when I was little, my mom and dad had a five-story house. It's actually on the National Register in Ohio. it was part of the Underground Railroad. It was a block up from the Ohio River, and that yeah it was one of the houses that they would bring the slaves across the Ohio River from Kentucky into Ohio. and down in our basement, there was four passages that went up like miles up into like at one point, you know, like an hour, hour and a half, you know car drive time up like and into like Dayton, Ohio. If you're not, if you're not from Ohio, it doesn't mean shit, but there was tunnels that took them from like, you know, Cincinnati, Ohio river right there up into the fucking tunnels.
01:43:39
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And, they had, they had long since, you know, caved in and shit, but my dad found them by accident when he was renovating the basement. And, Yeah, what the fuck were we talking about? I just forgot what we were talking about. Coffee.
01:44:00
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I literally figure forgot what we were talking about, man. Anyway, the third floor of Mom and just had a moment. absolutely did.
01:44:16
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The third floor of mom and dad's house, they rented out to this old lady. Why? I don't know. Cause she had lived there long before I was even fucking born. Right. yeah So she used to like to hang out with me and shit. And she would have me come up and like play with her when I was, I was like six and we moved out the house. I was, I was young, but her name was Mary and she used to make me coffee as a treat. Right.
01:44:35
Speaker
Like why? I don't know, but she did. And she would make me a coffee Mary cause her name was Mary. Right. And a coffee Mary to her was coffee with like cream and sugar in it. You know? So that was like the the taste of coffee that I developed at a really young age. Right. And it just kind of stuck with me.
01:44:53
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and And once I got in Marine Corps and we're like, especially when you're like out in the field or out on ops and shit, all you have is black coffee, you know? So to this day, i don't like black coffee because it's not PTSD. I'm not saying that, but it it reminds me of being in like,
01:45:08
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you know, not the best situations and you know? me So i don my my sister still today teases me. She's like, Oh yeah. The only way you drink your coffee still is you drink your coffee, Mary style. And I'm like, yeah, I do. you Yeah.
01:45:21
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It totally is PTSD for me. Cause I don't know how much y'all know about asthma, but in the seventies and eighties, the way they would treat to help your, your fuck up Jedi. Yeah.
01:45:34
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ah To help your muscles relax so you could breathe better was to give you straight black coffee. ah Fucking can Jedi. So they they to treat asthma, they gave you black coffee.
01:45:48
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Yeah, because the caffeine was supposed to help your bronchial tubes last. Relax so that you could breathe. And that was a lot of times because of out where we lived and what the closest hospital was. That's the way they get you to relax enough so they could get you to a treatment.
01:46:04
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My bronchial tubes need another beer. I'll be right back. yeah I'm just to have to take him out because he's starting whine, but I will come back up when I get back. Cool, Mandy. Man, you guys are something else, man. That's funny.
01:46:19
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jessia man you guys are something else man that's funny What's going on CFM Rocks Queen? Rocks Queen in the call.
01:46:31
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Jedi, where the hell are you at, man? He kept them. I was dying. I'm trying to pay attention. All these multiple conversations, but then I see that.
01:46:44
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I don't know, man. I've i I like i liked black coffee. Okay? If it's just... I mean, back in boot, they didn't i mean they're not going to offer you sweetener and cream and sugar and all of that extra shit. I became i have a liking for it. Sometimes it's nice to have a cup of coffee like you know at night if I'm planning on doing an all-nighter for some reason or something. I'll do it. I'll drink a good old cup of coffee. I don't i don't mind it. Stopping by just to say hi Well, thank you for stopping by.
01:47:14
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um There is no Glick tonight, so we're actually having a good time. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. you said we're go gless He's in the background. He's probably listening. He's probably still naked at the bar. Cheers, Glick, fucker.
01:47:33
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Yeah, man. so yeah you know't So you don't do coffee at all, or is it just black coffee? Oh, no. I drink coffee all fucking day at work, but it's got cream and sugar in it yeah yeah I just don't let just don't like, you know, I can drink black coffee. I just, I just, again, it's not a PTSD thing. It's just, I, that, take you know, how there's certain shit just like smells, man. I smell certain things today and it reminds me of my mom and you my mom's been dead for fuck 26 years, you know, yeah but I'll get a whiff of something or, you know, just like if you hear a certain song and it reminds you of somebody.
01:48:06
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That's what black coffee does to me, man. It just, it just takes you back to a time. I'm like, yeah, I got to have cream and sugar. I mean, I will drink it black if that's the only thing that's like available, you know, but yeah if, if I have cream and sugar with me, it's going to have cream sugar in it, you know? Yep.
01:48:24
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No worries. I drink, I drink coffee all day at work it's the only thing keeps me from killing people. I'm just saying, man, that and cigarettes. I can't help it. I need both. What's up? What's up, Powder? What's going on? What's going on? now The name of the show tonight is the Underground Railroad.
01:48:48
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Their last stop is Bodogs. They kept them. How you doing, Jedi, man? Not bad, man.
01:48:59
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I should have been up earlier. i didn't even I lost track of time. i was like, oh, shit. I saw you were live. I'm like, I better get up there. You sound like you've been asleep, man. Did you just have a little nappy nap? No, I wish. I need one.
01:49:11
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But no. How'd you guys have a stream last night? How'd it go? went good I got but i got fucked up work hours, man. i don't i don't I don't get off work till fucking late. Where you, Rocky? was.
01:49:28
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See, you could tell me that and I wouldn't know because i don't remember my streams. You don't pay attention to your comments either. Yes, I do. That's the first time they got mentioned on the stream so far.
01:49:40
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ah You don't pay attention to your comments, but it's okay. I showed up late, so by the time I actually got in, everybody was already... You kind of were in your own like role, kind of going through things or whatever. So I was just commenting in the comments.
01:49:55
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I just kind of hung out there. there was a I met some someone who's been on this show, was in was in your comments, like one of the backstage guys. Yeah. Who the hell was it?
01:50:08
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Like he popped up once. he was He was in here tonight actually for a little bit. don't remember. But yeah, I was on i was in the comments. The thing is?
01:50:19
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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah Nils! What's going on, Nils? What up, Nils? CFM, she she knows. Just got back home. yeah it was It was a good movie. yeah sort It was. Oh, okay. Showing off his shirt. Go ahead. Did you go to the game today?
01:50:39
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No, no, no. We want to. I went to Dad's. We watched it over there. it was a good game, man. Yeah, I'm just, I can't, like, the last time I really was in debate, like, you remember the Big Red Machine, obviously, yeah right?
01:50:51
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And then, what was it, 90, 91, 92, when, um you know, all the boys were together and won a World Series back-to-back, um, I got to go to like those playoff games and a couple of the world series games. Like when, you know, the home games, uh, that was an awesome time for baseball in the fucking city. And that's about the last fucking time. It was awesome. Baseball in the city. Yeah. The nineties was a great baseball. They were fucking unstoppable, dude. Like, you know, yeah Like, all all the big, like, everybody loved them, you know, it was just, you know, I just, I haven't, I i can't get into baseball. If I'm playing it, like, if you know, not that I play baseball anymore, but if I'm playing it or if I'm at a game, it's different. But to, like, watch it on television, I just, it's too fucking boring for me. i can't and you work out when you like a live game is fun on tv i'll die i can't i can't it's like you know if you've been to the ballpark so many times great american ballpark and then you watch it on tv it's not the same effect but you still kind of get that energy but not the same energy but it was it it was hilarious today because well i thought the red sox were going go through their entire pitching roster for their relief pitchers so it's top of life
01:52:02
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Top of the ninth. Is that a big deal? The Reds were up 5-4. I can't remember was Contreras who smacked it. um Made a run.
01:52:14
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Tied it up 5-5. Bottom of the ninth. Guess who um or guess who the ah their closing pitcher, one of the closing pitchers they brought in was. yeah you Here's what's bad. I couldn't even fucking tell you who's team. Michael Jordan.
01:52:28
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really? Really? Okay. Yeah. I don't even pay attention to who's on the fucking roster, man. He's Michael Jordan. Nobody answered. laughed.
01:52:44
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There was a big-ass biker-looking white guy in the 80s in 85. He used play for the Cubs named Mike Tyson. That is hilarious, man. Did he have a lift, too? He had to start a thing. Right?
01:52:57
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Fuck, Rocky beat me to it. Tweety Bird will make you see stars, motherfuckers. Don't even speak his name. He will find you. i want ah You know he's having fight, isn't he, with Floyd?
01:53:10
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He's having a fight with Floyd Mayweather, isn't he? Yeah, right there was the there was there were there no there was talk about that. I don't know if it's actually going to be a thing, but I did see. that would be There's they're so far apart weight classes and stuff, so it's. That would be kind you'll see like that was a laydown fight that he had. Who did he fight? Logan Paul?
01:53:28
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Jake Paul. That wasn't fucking Tyson in ring. like come on okay Do you know what's funny? is mother fights that that yeah their That was was. $70 million.
01:53:41
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that was an exhibition fight for them to both make money let's let's call it well hundred well jake paul made like a hundred yeah no pepper could i mean that's nice fashion mades like um seventy million And you can see that one time when Jake really nailed him good that he wanted to. He he actually restrained himself. and I'm like, yeah, this is rigged. yeah same no There have been fighters that have come out and yeah, Jake Paul approached me. They said, hey, here's the contract. You go down on the third round or whatever. they They're kind of putting out what everybody knows is that they're staged fights. And they're like, no, not doing it. Because, you know, it's hard to turn down a $50 to $70 million dollars paycheck. Oh, it is. Yeah, no fucking doubt. No doubt.
01:54:20
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but especially Especially if you're an advanced age. Call it what it is. We got an exhibition fight. you know like but you you well i mean That's what it was. It wasn't and it wasn't going on in either of professional records. but The thing is you can't do that because that's illegal. You can't just have a staged fight like that.
01:54:38
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Or you got to call it something else. and Because they have actual like boxing like jurisdiction that is overseeing these fights. So they have they have to do the dog and pony show.
01:54:49
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we know don king's guest what would you do yeah yeah i'll let i'll let right oh I'll let Jake Paul knock me out for million.
01:55:00
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big yeah i'd let tyson crush my fucking jaw for honor million dollars me a hundred percent
01:55:08
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Absolutely. And when you, when you watch the recaps of that fight too, and people like point out certain things where Tyson was going for it, and you could tell like he was just stopped. Like, yeah. And that's why Anthony Joshua just fucking clocking him. You could tell that was not scripted. He's just like, fuck this. I'm going for it. And he broke the fuck out of his job. Yeah.
01:55:28
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yeah No, I was at work. I'm supposed to be in the office paying attention, doing my job. And I had it on on my phone while I'm working. And I started yelling in the office. I forgot I was at work for some reason. I'm just up. I'm yelling. Employee of the month.
01:55:48
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Guys come to my door. They're like, what's going on? I'm like, look at this shit. like I'm, again, completely forgetting about the fact that I'm supposed to be at work paying attention. All this extra stuff. Now, before long, there's 15 people in my office all looking at my tiny little phone at this fight, all arguing, complaining with each other.
01:56:05
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But initially the boss was like, get back to work token. it's me i ah That's the word. That's the part. I have to let go and kick myself out of it. Like, Oh shit. Wait a minute. Guys. Okay. Six months afterwards. You can't even yell at anybody for slacking off on the job now. Cause you set the example.
01:56:31
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Oh, come on. It's Mike Tyson. that They will understand, man. No. I was so disappointed because he was in such good shape. I was watching some of these videos. Dude, his training videos versus the actual fight were completely different. Night and day difference. His training videos, I was like, Jake Paul's getting fucking smashed. How old is now?
01:56:55
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um he'ss He's got to be in his... I started i'd start to say the early 60s, maybe? Like 61 or something? I think late 50s. He might be late 50s. He's 59. Yeah, he's about to turn 60 here on 30th. Which his age is the number one concern.
01:57:12
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which his age is a number un concerned but Yeah, you look at him, you don't think 59. But if you watch his training videos, like even though obviously he's doing it in short bursts, like it's a few minutes of really going crazy, still any one of those punches would have fucking KO'd Jake Paul right in his training videos. And then he gets to the fight and he doesn't throw a single one like he did in training.
01:57:34
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Jake Paul is 29, dude. Come on. Yeah, a little cunt. Yeah. Is he the same one? it Is it Jake Paul that's dating the gold medal winning?
01:57:48
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Yeah. right but yeah She's fine. She's hot as fuck. She's a high. I'm just saying. yeah oh man. ah they yeah they have an expert They have a fight on the mike tyson and floyd mayweather Because i thought Floyd Mayweather was supposed to have a second round with Conor McGregor.
01:58:12
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you i don't I don't know if that was true. I i know there was talk about it. I didn't know if it was a thing. I would love to see Conor McGregor beat his ass.
01:58:23
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Conor McGregor actually did pretty legit against him until he he ran out of gas. He he he got winded. He's on the politics of shit now, isn't he? yeah he would He was running for fucking like prime minister of yeah Ireland. Yeah.
01:58:36
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Yeah. And then he, he, he, he um, Conor McGregor. kind of working away really Oh yeah. yeah yeah yeah he No, he, he did. got race why He was a legitimate contender. He was a legitimate, like legit. I mean, but he he was serious about it. He wasn't just like trying to run off his name. Like he wanted in there. He wanted to fucking change some shit. Cause he, yeah.
01:58:56
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We're not allowed to get political, so we won't talk about what's going on in Ireland, but you know that that's why he was all fired up. That's why he was fired up and wanted to get in there. It's a whole new day on the Nonsense School Network. okay we could talkg away He's still down at Coyote Ugly in Florida and shit.
01:59:10
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but But yeah, he was serious. He was trying to prime minister or whatever it was. He's got a big political organization over there. Yeah, he was fucking serious. I think he still is. Yeah.
01:59:22
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Well, I mean, he dipped out, but I think that doesn't mean he's not going to run again at some point in the future. i think he I think he dipped out because he was like, he's on the tail end of his professional fighting career, but he's not at the actual end. You know what i mean? Like, I think he wants to keep competing because he, is he going to be on the White House card for UFC?
01:59:41
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I can't remember if he is. I think he might be. i think you I think I remember hearing something about that. I know that he was gunning for it pretty hard because I know Jon Jones and Dana White had a big spat about that because Dana White said absolutely not. And Jon Jones is like, what the fuck, dude?
02:00:00
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I've like done everything for this sport. You know what i mean? And he's like, Jon Jones is one of the best champions there's been. There's Don't get me wrong. He's got his cocaine. He's got his other shit in the backstage. But, like, he is such a badass. Jon Jones is so crazy good. And they won't put him on the White House card.
02:00:17
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That's crazy. That's insane. The fact that they're even having a White House card is crazy as fuck, too. Isn't that great? The UFC event at the goddamn White House. I fucking love it. I love it.
02:00:30
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I fucking love it. I do too. i do too i'm I'm a big fan of it, but at the same time, I still recognize the level of batshit crazy that is. Well, you know, it's the sign of the times, man.
02:00:42
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That's not a way to say it. but but That was perfect. That's not a way to say it, man. um You know, I just, i had on this topic, I had to go and look to see like how about Conor, because I didn't know that about Conor McGregor. I had no clue.
02:00:59
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Oh, the political stuff? Yeah. So i'll I'll read into it on my own in my own time. I'm familiar with it. But I was just i was very damn man i'm just very surprised by that. I didn't know that he ran politically, but I'll tell you what. I would love nothing more. I will pay and a crazy amount of money. I will work a whole year and save up just to see... Jake Paul get his ass kicked by Conor McGregor. I swear, man. I'd pay good money for that, too.
02:01:25
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Yeah. A legit fight. A legit fight. Yeah, legit. Legit. No, okay. yeah So the thing is, a lot like um Jake Paul needs to go into MMA because he keeps talking shit. to He fights all these former MMA fighters that are, you know, in boxing. Retired.
02:01:42
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Retired. like So, like, he fought Anderson – or was that Logan Paul that fought Anderson? That was Logan Paul. Yeah, I think it was Logan. Logan did it. But either way, like, it bothers me because I'm glad that Anderson Silva's getting them paychecks, but Anderson Silva in his prime was, like, right there, pound for pound, one of the best fighters ever. He held the middleweight belt for, like, nine years straight and just destroyed the whole division. Yeah, I start saying or ten years. And then he went up to light heavyweight and destroyed everybody that he fought there.
02:02:13
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Yep. He just got bored. You know, he was like, i beat everybody and I've cleared out the division. He cleared out the division. There was a nobody, not up and comers, not old school. And then he went up to light heavyweight, dominated there.
02:02:25
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And then he got his leg broken, and was never the same when he fought um Chris Weidman. But Damn, he was so fucking good. And honestly, that's about the time I kind of got out of watching MMA and shit. Me too. I was big into it. It was like, there was a lot of legends. At the end of Silva, I was like, eh.
02:02:43
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know I'm with you, Mo. That's kind of when I stopped watching his as much as I did. I mean, don't get me wrong. I still watch the highlights or whatever, but like I used to go to the bars and watch like the whole pay-per-view and fucking go ape shit and get drunk and act like a retard, and it was great.
02:02:59
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no Act. Act. right act yeah Modog, don't tell people how I am in real life, okay? They already. They all know. They all know.
02:03:10
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Damn it. Damn it, Modog. Yeah, there you go. can see I'm not welcome here. I'll see myself out. Rocky was just fucking waiting to be able to throw that up.
02:03:23
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The things that he does to
02:03:27
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but Speaking of which, Jedi, you should probably get yourself checked. Sergeant got something on the set. Yeah. we Like, pass something on to me, man.
02:03:39
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Tuberculosis, the old school STDs. Glitchney co-host.
02:03:48
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you just I'm just saying, man, for your better for the health of you and your OnlyFans partners, you should ah you should probably get checked because you definitely are in contact with it. if we if if he got If Sarge got sick, you're definitely sick. I'm i'm drinking my medicine right now.
02:04:05
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Smart. You know, it's funny. when i when i when i After I had the surgery for the bladder cancer and shit, and then the treatments that you do after that, I only did... You're supposed to have three rounds of treatments. I only got to do one because I ran out of fucking healthcare care insurance. Anyway...
02:04:18
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that that's the treatment man. Cause like did you go in, don't know. so i all know i honour You're supposed to do three rounds. I only got to do one and then they check you with the end of it. And at the end of it, they were like, okay, cool. It looks like it's gone, but you're still supposed to have those two another round of six weeks. And then another round of six weeks, like three months later after that, just to make sure anyway, Here's the reason I brought it up.
02:04:45
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That's it's called a BCG treatment. And that's what they do, man. They fill your fucking bladder up with ah with the TB virus, like a live TB virus. So you're, you know, like you're contagious as fuck. You can't be around anybody while you have that in, you know, and you're supposed to they're supposed to fill your and well. And they took a quarter of my bladder out in the surgery to some a quarter less than what I should have.
02:05:07
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But you're supposed to hold, they they fill your like bladder to complete, you know, a hundred percent with this lot tv TB virus. Yeah. And you're supposed to hold it in for two hours and then you piss it out. and as soon as you do, you got to bleach everything and take a shower. And like, you got to to close your head on, got to go in a bag. Cause it's, it's, it's tuberculosis, right? It's contagious as fuck. Right.
02:05:31
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But there's no way I could hold it for two hours. Like, cause back when I had like after that surgery, Like when I had to go, I had 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom or I was pissing myself because I could not hold her down.
02:05:42
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So would they would they would fill me up and then send me home with the catheter in. You know, they fill the balloon up and it's up in there and I'd have to come home and like roll around on the ground, like make sure the medicine got was covering all, you know. And then two hours later, I'd have to take the catheter out myself, you know, and that was like, that was, that was fun.
02:06:01
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You know, come home you just put your loving and res so i generate yeah it's just like, yeah, I'd wear like baggy sweatpants. Cause you got the whole catheter thing, like hanging in your fucking crotch as you leave, you know, the urologist office to go back home and shit.
02:06:14
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Yeah, it was fun, i fun times. But if you say you ask, is it gone? I don't know. i mean, I'm going to think positively and say, i think it is. Well, Put the catheter back in and fill it up with Mountain Dew. That'll get rid of it. oh yeah ah okay you guys are You guys are all guys. This will this is going to make every one of you fucking cringe, right?
02:06:32
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second I don't hear it. yeah you' not that You're part of this, man. Go for the ride, buddy. When they fill it up, they're supposed to put 50... They pump 50 cc's of water in. like Your bladder's full. You got the catheter in there, right? because That's how they fill your bladder, obviously.
02:06:50
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And then they, you know, catheters got a balloon on them. Right. And they would put 50 cc's of just water into the balloon to make it big enough that it won't fit down your urethra. Right. So that keeps all if to quote unquote law medicine in your fucking in your bladder.
02:07:08
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Right. And then you have to, you know, let you got to drain the 50 cc's of water out first. And then then you pull the catheter out. Right. Yeah. Well, I drained. It was my second last treatment. Right.
02:07:20
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I drain the 50 cc's out and I'm pulling on it and it won't fucking move. It won't come. And I'm like fucking and i and I live by myself. Right. And I'm like tugging on this fucker. I mean, oh, God, i guess three or four times I'm tugging on this bitch trying to and I'm thinking I'm thinking something's fucking wrong. Like it's it's it's it's caught or it's, you know, it's fucking twisted around. it I don't, I don't know. Right. I'm not a fucking medical professional, but I spent like 10 minutes trying to yank this fucker out of my dick.
02:07:48
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Right. And I finally, had I finally had to say, i finally had to say, fuck it and go to the emergency room. Right. And I get, Long story short, I get in the emergency room. The nurse that did it was a different nurse that had been doing like my first six treatments.
02:08:04
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And instead of 50 CCs, she fucking misread the instructions wrong, put a hundred CCs in there. So I still had a 50 fucking CC balloon filled up. and And the doctor at the emergency room was like, he goes, I got a stupid question. He's like, but did you let like the 50 CCs out? And I was like, of course I did. You know I've been, I've done this for six treatments already, you know?
02:08:24
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And he goes, was there more than 50 cc's? It never occurred to me that there might be more than 50 cc's because it's always just been 50 cc's. You know what I mean? yeah That I'd have to let out. And he goes, well well, let's check. And he let that shit out. And that's what it was. There was another 50 cc's of fucking water in there. And when soon as soon as he, as soon as he did it, it's, you know, it slid right fucking out. He goes, he goes, he goes, how hard were you pulling on this thing? Trying to get it out.
02:08:51
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The only visual reference that I could give him, I said, i said do you know, if you take a fucking, like, one is thick, the big rubber bands and pull that shit so tight that it's, like, real fucking thin.
02:09:02
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He goes, yeah. I said, that's how fucking hard I was pulling on it. You're like, hey, you've seen those videos of people trying to do a tug war with a gorilla? That's how hard it is. Yeah. Well, he told me. He said, you know what? He said, you're lucky.
02:09:16
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He said, how long were you doing this? I was like, dude, I was yanking on this fucker for 10 minutes trying to get it out. That's why. and I started freaking out little bit and I was like, fuck, I got to go to the ER r because I can't get this shit out. here he goes he goes, it's a good Yeah.
02:09:29
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He goes, it's a good thing you didn't fucking get it. He said, if you would have got that into your urethra and pulled that shit down, he goes, do you know how bad you would have fucked yourself up? I'm so gross. I immediately called the fucking doctor's office and they were closed because it was after five o'clock, right? So I went over there first thing in the fucking morning.
02:09:46
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and Because the, i you know, the doctor, the ER r told me what my bill was going to be. Right. It was going to be like $700 just for going to the like yeah ER. Right. And I went back to the urologist that next day and I said, you guys are paying this fucking bill because, you know, I don't have the fucking money for it. and And it was your fucking fault. It was your nurse's fault that did it.
02:10:09
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And they were like, oh, yeah, but'll'll we'll we'll get it to our our lawyer. He'll take care of it. Well, two months went by and they hadn't like I got the hospital call. I mean, I'm like, no, the urologist said they were going to pay it.
02:10:20
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So after two months, I walked my happy ass back over to the aisles. I was like, look, these motherfuckers are handling me. Like, is this shit's going to start going on my credit report? Because it's going, you know, they're going to send it to a collections agency. I said, pay this shit. I said, you know what? Don't fucking pay it. Don't worry about the fucking $700. I'll just go talk to my brother who's a lawyer and I'll just get a fucking ah a civil case going. Which, in hindsight, I probably could have sued those fuckers for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Oh, yeah.
02:10:46
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And when i as soon as I said that to them, guess what? The bill got paid the next fucking day. You know? But it wasn't it wasn't a priority for them. They were just sitting there back, you know, we got other shit to worry about that's more important. but Going for treatment and wind up walking out of there with almost a broke dick. Yeah.
02:11:03
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Yeah, exactly. right He was like, he said, ah he said, it's a good thing. You didn't get this thing into your, he said, if you would have got to pass the opening and into your bladder, he said it would have started. moving like you could have earbuds it He said, you, he said, you would have really fucked yourself up. It would have really fucked yourself up. And I'm like, um I'm glad I had the common sense to stop and say, I probably need to go to the emergency room.
02:11:25
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Yeah, we had a nurse when I watched her get fired for she didn't have the Foley all the way into the bladder. She inflated the balloon for the Foley's. It's 10 cc's. What's up, Shaman? In the in the urethra. Fuck that dude's junk up.
02:11:39
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That's why you jumped when I said 50 cc's. That's why I did 50 cc's so that none of that shit could like leak out. Because again, because it's so fucking contagious. You know, these are way bigger.
02:11:51
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Oh, yeah. I'd be pulling that motherfucker out. I mean, look, I don't know if I can get back for it. That catheter is probably this fucking long, man. yeah you know I mean, I only needed it to be that long, let's be honest. but you know but You got a horse dick shoved into your regular dick? Yeah, and it just goes all up in your bladder and shit, man.
02:12:15
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It's like a little while. Yeah.
02:12:19
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Yeah, fun times. Fun times. You never know where this show is going to go, man. I might leave. I can't handle this. Well, somebody somebody brought up TV and that's what made me think about it.
02:12:34
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Hey, no, don't worry. Look, it's all the things you got to look forward to as you get older, Jedi. You got about eight years, Jedi. Nils, you're not my friend anymore.
02:12:46
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I'm on your side, buddy. I'm on your side. I don't think you will. We'll help set up the GoFundMe for everything else. Mr. Shaman, Mr. Radio Angel, what's going on? Happy Saturday. Radio Angel. What's going on, Mark? Let me in the damn building. I'm so excited.
02:13:06
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Daniel, what's the fucking chat? Yeah, Daniel Berry, what's up, man? How are you cool cats are doing up here this evening? Oh, it's terrible, Remy. You need to say it. It's terrible. yeah and i You can't say that on the network while I'm hosting it.
02:13:23
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I heard this one after a and I wanted to politely avoid it but then everybody else was jumping up here. and I was like, damn it, I've got to come up. I never thought I'd miss Glick until right now with this conversation. Fuck you, Jedi. You know what? Your your your guest star privileges have been revoked. Okay, so check this out. andll Check this shit out. but now Hang on. Jedi, let me tell you about this hemorrhoid surgery that went wrong. So they're out now. I'm just joking. You think the urethra was bad? The catheter.
02:14:00
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did i You didn't even want to get to the best part of the anal warts. I'm so traumatized. re The anal seeping sucks. it It's not so much the warts, but the oozing.
02:14:17
Speaker
It's the discharge. what what were those What were those chips that gave you a fucking anal leakage like 20 years ago? Do you guys remember that shit? What were they? I never ate those.
02:14:29
Speaker
you Top fries? They were the reduced fat Pringles. They were like, fuck one side effect is you have severe anal leakage. Like, what? It tastes really good, you know? So that's all right.
02:14:44
Speaker
yeah Jenna, how did you know what that was? Because it was like like the first memes where they talking about, like, it tastes so good that you don't even mind the anal leakage. Yeah. Oh, God.
02:14:56
Speaker
Like, there was so many fucking things about it. It was hilarious. And yeah you know what? That was a hot minute ago, but it feels like it was two years ago. But it was more like 20 fucking years ago. The goose pepper and habanero chips.
02:15:08
Speaker
Ugh.
02:15:10
Speaker
I remember being at work and I first broke and everybody was talking about I'm walking around like you know the boss and I'm walking around the floor chija and I just keep hearing anal leakage. Like every three or four people I walk by, i'm like, what fuck are y'all talking about?
02:15:25
Speaker
After everything we've talked about, that's the least concerning thing is anal leakage.
02:15:31
Speaker
Well, the catheter and incident hadn't happened yet. Oh, God. Don't even talk about it again. i mean, we were talking about your show, too. So there is a... i got that story That's where the anal leakage came in. Did you just say linkage instead of leakage? I think you did.
02:15:52
Speaker
Hey, guess handle lead other get in. Get a leak in so you can leak out, okay? jez man i don't want to see that on the OnlyFans. You can keep that to yourself, Jedi. I'll skip past that video. You know you already paid for the premium package. You're going to see it.
02:16:07
Speaker
I did. I did pay for it. That's 100%. But I'll tell you what. Mr. Glicksquatch is in a convertible. So I'll be looking for his OnlyFans content on that. a Picture of that. convert Palm Beach Pete's in a convertible, too. That's crazy. I didn't know the Amish had convertible bogeys.
02:16:26
Speaker
i' know I love how Epstein rebranded but didn't do anything different. He's just like, I'm going to change my accent. Now I'm Palm Beach. Epstein.
02:16:39
Speaker
He's the exact guy. There's some old videos of a Palm Beach Pete that does not look like Epstein. It's little concerning. Apparently he stopped posting a while ago.
02:16:52
Speaker
and Now all of a sudden we got this Palm Beach
02:16:56
Speaker
Things that make you go, hmm. hey Yeah, that but that literally, that picture of him in a convertible in Jacksonville, that was crazy. Palm Beach calls those a Hummer. Hmm.
02:17:09
Speaker
yeah That was fucking when him earlier said he's riding around with a banana hammock on, had it on backwards, and it was still too fucking big. I am going i'm going to generate that as a photo, by the way.
02:17:20
Speaker
I am 100% going to do it. I don't know. You're out of control, Rock. You're out of control. The power's gone straight to your head. has. It has. Did you hear the news, Jedi?
02:17:33
Speaker
No. What? I have joined the nonsensical network now. I am an official talkmaster. Oh, shit. Yeah. Where the fuck was affirmative action when needed it law. I don't exist anymore, man
02:17:52
Speaker
yeah where the fuck was affirmative action when i needed it i tried i tried bring mess shit up he's like man that rule was over that law i don't exist anymore man not yeah rocks watch He's still a fucking DEI hire. He's assistant to the assistant manager, okay? i i'm the I have a really important role, too. It's the director of excellence.
02:18:31
Speaker
I manage a lot of excellent things. Tell them the other two that you dropped. Oh, I haven't dropped one yet, but I did at the beginning of the show.
02:18:42
Speaker
I dropped two. Yeah, that was one of them, was that that I have a show. Yeah, so it's going to be a reacts it's gonna be a react thing. So I'll be reacting to music, comedy, music. Wait, jaeters is it just by yourself are you have guests? Can I come Yeah.
02:18:58
Speaker
yeah oh good oh Are you kidding? He's got a YouTube casting couch in the background there. I mean, you're already He's like, a fuck but somebody better come up. shit it better It better be a casting couch and not a catheter couch. Okay, then I'm fine. sure Okay, so it pulls out and becomes a catheter couch. Won't know until you hit the left there, buddy.
02:19:19
Speaker
It pulls out and then I got this nice cover. If you sit down and he lifts your legs up and spreads them, then wasn it wasn't the casting couch you thought of. You know, with some straps on it too.
02:19:31
Speaker
That couch was right before the come scenes. yeah Exactly, bud Wait, but that battle that was ah That was the first one That one will come out ah Wait a minute, let me I'm going to start that show on the 15th 15th?
02:19:51
Speaker
Yeah, so And that's just kind of tentative right now We'll see Isn't that tax there? Oh, you know, that's exactly why had to enterprise. sarge I'm so tired, man. got find more stuff to write off. I can write off Glick's stupidity.
02:20:05
Speaker
yeah about ah You're about to be a fucking millionaire, my dude. Right off the extra 50 cc's that Modo got his bladder. That's that's where all that's far if at least five hundred k right there.
02:20:21
Speaker
The government's going to owe you a big refund once done right now. Damn. I'm trying, man. I'm trying. It's going to be fun. Mounted on the wall. right Wait. So, Rock, when how often are you going to be doing your show?
02:20:34
Speaker
Every week. Like once a week? Twice week? Three times a week? Once a week. Once a week. Three times a week every fucking Wednesday, Jedi, you slow motherfucker. every Wednesday. I don't even feel bad for you for having a balloon in your deck anymore. I know. Hey, some people pay good money for that, man. Damn.
02:20:58
Speaker
Which is a great time to roll out number three. Sergeant Modog and me have decided to venture out on our own. Our own OnlyFans and leave you and Glick on your own. so Are you going to be playing the role of the balloon?
02:21:18
Speaker
Powder for the win, man. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. yeah yeah brother see this This is what happens when have the brain cell.
02:21:39
Speaker
I thought was my weekend. Was I wrong? Fuck. I think i might have kidnapped it. I don't know. Whoa. Hey, now. The first announcement is that of the show was that I have an album.
02:21:54
Speaker
The Edge, the one Glick's been pressuring me about, that's coming out on the 13th. Where can we get it everywhere spotify apple music it's even on to be on snapchat now you can get it on rock dog only fans okay only fan what is your what is your what is your artist's name that we can get it on apple music broccoli broccoli yeah my name broccoli motherfucker not not broccoli jedi's gonna be looking up broccoli and shit man yeah
02:22:28
Speaker
This doesn't sound healthy. I don't know. Why are you hugging there, Nils? Who is that? Is that your granddaughter?
02:22:36
Speaker
rockcoy That's my granddaughter. a cutie. I just spotted that. but Obviously, she don't know my grandpa because she hugged you. so I'm getting a t-shirt. Find a t-shirt that says ah guns don't people don't kill people. Grandfathers with beautiful granddaughters do.
02:23:00
Speaker
That's a lot for one t-shirt. yeah it's fine It's fine print. It's got a picture of a catheter at the bottom of it. You
02:23:12
Speaker
ah you don't want balloons for your birthday. This ever this this could be you. you It will be, Jedi. Written in cursive with the catheter. Yeah.
02:23:23
Speaker
you
02:23:27
Speaker
umnna have So you dropped two. What's the third? You said you hit three. Yeah, so the third one is um it was it's another album.
02:23:38
Speaker
I'm actually dropping two. Whoa! Both? Both of them on the 13th? One's coming out on the 13th, and one is coming out on the 2nd, right after April Fool's Day. Ben?
02:23:53
Speaker
Yeah, man. So we went from not having any music i was putting out at all to dropping everything. smoke again We went from none none to too much.
02:24:06
Speaker
Too much. yeah i don't know that shouldnt be under your for years You should drop a blank album on April Fool's or one of those ah Rick Roll'em, you know?
02:24:19
Speaker
Oh, my. Oh, that was so perfect, Shaman. That'd be a rock roll. Not ah not a no rock roll yeah be yeah yeah a rock He's like, I'm rock bitch. You've been a rock roll, motherfucker. Yeah, Mandy, come back on up.
02:24:36
Speaker
Mandy, get back up here. i miss you. That would be awesome, Rock. You should do that, but it should be it should be you s singing the Rick Astley song, dressed up in his clothes and shit. Oh, Rick Ashley, a little older, a little tanner. you know Sign me up, man. We're no strangers to love. Oh, yeah.
02:24:57
Speaker
Mr. Radio Angel himself. Can you help me out with the background vocals? ah No, because that's all ah that's all Shaman's responsibility right now, considering I think it's coming from him.
02:25:09
Speaker
All right. Oh, is there a lot of wind? Is there wind? Yeah, there was a tiny bit. It wasn't too bad, though. You know, we can hear you dragging the fucking body across the floor.
02:25:22
Speaker
i it Fingernails make a a distinctive sound on fucking tile, man. Yeah. how far how How far down the Everglades are you right now?
02:25:34
Speaker
There's about to be some real background noise here in a second. He's about to get home. Flash. Dumps the body. yeah waits Wait till we hear rolling down the fucking basement steps. I
02:25:53
Speaker
know but i i wonder if it's like um all of this is just a ploy. He's dragging bodies to his dog's seat. And this whole time he was just being used as an alibi. and We're sitting here talking about it and laughing, but that's really what happened. That's actual script.
02:26:14
Speaker
Not hose. um Not the hose again. Shaman, you got to stay away from the couscous, man. Yeah. it Every time he identifies one, Sergeant, that's what happens. If you're dragging the body and it starts leaking couscous, those are fucking maggots. We can hear you dragging the i was dr we can hear you drag in the body like it's Exactly what it sounded like the minute you said it. was like, oh, God, that's what that's what it sounds like, I think. was about time to sleep.
02:26:46
Speaker
I didn't. You know, you've been co-hosted with somebody for so long and you don't even recognize the the murderous patterns. I didn't even know. We're all just an alibi. I have no recollection, detective.
02:27:01
Speaker
Your honor, my client pleads, oopsie doopsie. You must acquit. There she is. Welcome back, man. You've never had an oopsie doopsie before.
02:27:15
Speaker
there she is andy welcome back man you never had to do sleep for po um Fucking A, dude. It gets whiter. Hey, can you say that about Shaman?
02:27:33
Speaker
And Jedi is definitely black. he should Shaman is definitely the light and the dark. Albino? Is that what it is? I got a theory. Jedi is like a polar bear because you know their skin is fucking black, right?
02:27:44
Speaker
Everybody thinks it's white. Their skin is black. Their hair is just translucent. Captures all the light. I think that's Jedi. I think he's really black. He shows up as white. hair ye sort Yeah, he's only black from the wallet down.
02:28:02
Speaker
ah Damn it, Mandy. You're supposed to be on my side. I am on your side. We're going to have to screw with you. but Oh, Mandy, you're my goddamn favorite. Define strange, Flick. I mean, it's kind of a loose term, man.
02:28:20
Speaker
there. I'm setting somebody up for its stand word like No one caught it, Sarge. Nobody. Absolutely nobody caught it. You guys know my favorite part about Glick?
02:28:34
Speaker
He's not here. Yeah, he's not here right now. Everybody. Everybody. bla
02:28:44
Speaker
Everybody. Everybody thought it. yeah My mind immediately went to a butthole. I thought they had to go. Okay, you said went there like it wasn't there the whole time. okay That's where
02:29:05
Speaker
it would bena and his as big old Your favorite is a starfish. but Patrick is my He even made his cat Patrick.
02:29:20
Speaker
Glick, what's weird is you have a boner in your backwards fucking banana habit. Nobody can see it, man. No, what's weird is that he has to he has the boner and he's asking for a friend. That's a really special friend. Let's go.
02:29:35
Speaker
ah He's like, I'll burn this motherfucker to the ground. I'll burn it down with us all on board. We know. It'd be weird if he... He and John are getting ready to play lightsaber.
02:29:52
Speaker
Oh, yeah See, Mandy knows what's up. Use the force means something completely different. I told you that. It can lead to charges. It can lead to charges. But it's a Vienna sausage.
02:30:10
Speaker
like him or them jeda You got to make sure that your lightsaber is all like charged up. let's bell he's i got it i got it on the charger right now. Good. He keeps it on the charger.
02:30:29
Speaker
Okay. He's he's definitely drunk. He's definitely had too many of those. but He's had too many. and the He said Glick frickin' Rollins. Okay.
02:30:42
Speaker
Glick, whatever you are drinking, put it down and step away. I think you should have more. I've seen you on the show for a long time.
02:30:55
Speaker
Sounds like a reasonable position to have. sixty nine like Okay, don't start talking about positions because you never know what these dudes will come up with.
02:31:07
Speaker
I mean, there's a lot. that and There's nothing reasonable about anyone that has anything to do with this show.
02:31:16
Speaker
Mandy is not wrong.
02:31:20
Speaker
um I think that was pretty reasonable. Yeah. Shut up, Shaman. He's swell guy. you That's Shaman guy.
02:31:32
Speaker
Oh, guys. I just got a ah picture of Glick. um Wow. Okay. so He's actually having a ton of fun right now. Oh, more. why doesn't he have a catheter in a balloon now He's of his life right now.
02:31:49
Speaker
i didn't even know he was canadian look at that Look at that, dude. That's just the street. That's not even like a rain. mean, he is really happy. Look how happy he is. Look at that smile. um ah You know that image? I'm trying to look kind short. who looks kind short in that photo. I feel somebody many grabs up the car and Nancy Kerrigan's his damn shin.
02:32:13
Speaker
Oh, no. He's assuming the position for Jedi. That's all that is. Whoa. That's out of breath. out of breath. I can't get any of that. I'm going to get the close of this one.
02:32:31
Speaker
Blow him up again. Cheers. Cheers. Let me go. shit i'm not let me go you guys ah Jedi, you're in charge. I'm going to get them. Oh, shit. right show's over, weekard of award in on green My first order of business as the manager of this stream is to bring the Underground Railroad above ground.
02:32:56
Speaker
Okay, I changed my mind. Sergeant, you're in charge now. I'm going to hit it. I'm trying to get my headphones on. He's trying to apply fucking Robert's book of fucking meetings and rules and shit to a Saturday night podcast. I even get my headphones off yet. That was bad idea. It's almost like you know, Rock. Change change the Persian Gulf's name to the Gulf of Gondor.
02:33:28
Speaker
Gondor? That would be fucking legit if they did that. Gondor's called. Wait, i'll say your baby what about Gondor having a baby? Wait, what? No, I asked had seen my new baby. No, I have not. my hey budy nice that's i believe i'm listening to by his neck mandy
02:33:59
Speaker
Put the picture back down here. Is that a fucking noose? What is that? Is that noose? No, that's his. The other one. the other one now Down, down, down, That's my fucking catheter. the He sleeping with his toys, so
02:34:29
Speaker
Mandy just randomly has a fucking noose in her fucking house. Lazy likes yeah his to his toys too. Calm down, Shaman.
02:34:40
Speaker
He didn't have a cat. He had one of those garden houses from Dollar General. No, that's a Shaman's toy. Yeah, I like to play with hoes.
02:34:52
Speaker
you're welcome yeah i like to play with holes whoa Boats and hold that's you like to play with hoses you
02:35:05
Speaker
Hoses. google That should be the next dream title. but Should I do a remix of Boats and Hoses?
02:35:15
Speaker
versus yes Yes. You even need to ask, Rocky. Come on now. You've got to do it. Boats and Hoses would be it. I've never even thought about it, but... Rocky, you need to go. You need to go get the clip of and everybody on panel gets royalties for when you make it big with that. one Okay. You need to go. You need to go into the audio files of a same for three and get Pierce's line where he dives behind the couch as they're getting shot And he's like, oh, shit, these holes, a holes.
02:35:45
Speaker
Do a remix of that. Sick, man. Yeah. I haven't... a Shit, man. i've been I've been working on the albums to try to get them out. I haven't done anything new remixes, but I would love to do Boats and Hose one.
02:35:59
Speaker
but mean i think you kids I think the continued use of only women hoes is just degrading and we really shouldn't be speaking about women like that. Exactly what would say. share this you all about you here we know that there are male out there. Let's be real now. you're thinking i'll say it Shut Shut make my money.
02:36:25
Speaker
rock got it Hooker's Hose and Saturday Night Woes. wow i like it. Hooker's Hose and everything goes.
02:36:39
Speaker
That's why Mandy's my internet girlfriend. three thousand
02:36:45
Speaker
Alright, it's been put on the topic for next week's show. Hey! Rocker, are you hosting next week too? I am. all of you I am the host next week. Neat. Let's fucking go! Two whole weeks without Blake. Two whole weeks, man. he He needs a vacation. This guy works like crazy. He he needs to take a break.
02:37:09
Speaker
Damn right. It'll be those two highest rated podcasts. Let's talk him into three weeks of vacation, in three weeks of rock. Let's go. Don't try to act like you're on my side, Jedi. You just told me you missed Glick. like like but yeah that's That's when you were being a mean fucking host.
02:37:29
Speaker
Okay? But now you're being nice, so we're cool again. I think I was cool the whole time. I can't stop watching. Rewind the tape. Rewind the tape. Okay. See, i'm about to get fired on my day off, guys. um and you They'll call you tomorrow. Hey, man, you still coming in?
02:37:53
Speaker
<unk> like Okay, Wally has fired me. That's two of the only other members of the network that have fired me. I was just bullshitting. And you know this. That bar is getting smaller and smaller.
02:38:11
Speaker
Glick don't count though, man. Glick's drunk at a fucking tiki bar in Florida. and yeah In a banana hammock. Wally used your wrong so it doesn't qualify anything. yeah everybody's mother around grapa Grammar matters. well yeah so what we i know i I'm actually at the same bar that Glick's at right now but he doesn't know what I look like to know that i'm here. So it's great.
02:38:38
Speaker
Do a drive-by butt slap. He'd be the only black guy in the same bars. and So he probably would be. How funny would that be, though, if I just took pictures of Glick and he had no clue who I was? Just sitting there live streaming on the other side of the bar. That is the Sasquatch life. Everybody takes pictures and they don't know who's taking pictures of them.
02:39:01
Speaker
Yep, it's the beard.
02:39:04
Speaker
Shut it, Lazy. You heard it from Wally yourself. yeah wally Wally, why don't you get your ass up here and tell me that on panel. Oh, well, there you go. Uh-oh. Come on, Wally. I need to be told what to do. being a nice little sub is what he's saying. Get up. I have my skin.
02:39:31
Speaker
Uh-oh, tiki bar in the water. Nice. Okay, whatever. Whatever. whatever You're on fucking vacation. Get the fuck off here, man.
02:39:45
Speaker
That's crazy, man. This is your family, Wally. Yeah, Wally. You dirty whore. Glick's comment is code for Kayla fell asleep an hour ago. are
02:40:00
Speaker
ah
02:40:04
Speaker
Oh,
02:40:06
Speaker
Okay. i Look, and that's all I'm saying, Glick. I'm here. I'm working hard, right? You guys are great. What's What is wall ho would Working hard might be a stretch, but I mean... and Yeah, Clay's gonna come back and we're all gonna be blocked.
02:40:27
Speaker
Ironically, stretching is working hard for him. Oh my god!
02:40:34
Speaker
like
02:40:39
Speaker
Wally has left the building. It's just me and Glick now. That's one versus one. At this point, you can just fire Glick and it's the Rock Network. Don't do that because maybe being part the Rock clan does not sound good. He'll rename it to Rock Sensicle Network. That's brilliant. Rock Sensicle Network.
02:41:18
Speaker
I love it. or I'm going to patent this right now. what clicked un rock Rock's over there like Oprah. like You get keys. You get key keys. go. Fuck you. i bet I bet you're going to come up with a great theme song too.
02:41:37
Speaker
yeah yeah central guys are go Are you guys to have the Lazy Rock show? The Lazy Rock show? We got you. The Lazy Rock show. Scotto! Scotto! Scotto!
02:41:54
Speaker
jetto Did you see Rock's intro? Did you see it play Play it again, Rock. Yeah, I'll play it. Here, let me let me do this. Do the thing.
02:42:05
Speaker
Yeah, put a lot of work into this, too.
02:42:10
Speaker
What's up, Scotty? You sexy fuck.
02:42:43
Speaker
So it's like the rock theme song from WWE. Oh, okay. Yeah.
02:43:17
Speaker
That shit kicked in and and Glick had a mouthful beer started a fucking choking on it. Like, what the That was badass.
Humorous Comparisons and Stereotypes
02:43:26
Speaker
Yeah, it took me a couple hours. and though When did you have a baby with Samuel Jackson?
02:43:32
Speaker
Samuel Jackson? What'd you say? You got a little chicken. You got a little chicken.
02:43:41
Speaker
We just need more money for that one word than any movie he's ever been in.
02:43:49
Speaker
He's made so much money from saying that he should own the word. I'm tired of this motherfucking nonsense on this motherfucking network. Oh my God. Somebody flip that, please. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. That was perfect, Grammy.
02:44:07
Speaker
like Fucking nonsense. I try. Sometimes slowing and fruit, but I go for it. I've never been told that I look like Samuel Jackson before, so thank you. cause yeah I think he's a pretty handsome dude. dude so Michael
02:44:29
Speaker
Michael White? Yeah, I've heard that one before. ah But I've heard like the negative of it, so I'm the fat Michael J. White. If Michael J. White never exercised, would look just like him. I would look just like him, exactly. See, you see shaman I'm pretty sure it was actually Shaman who said it, so...
02:44:49
Speaker
You know, i i off I don't mean to brag, but I often get compared to baking ingredients as in baking soda, baking powder, flour. You have the same consistency as cottage cheese. Yeah, we know. yeah That's all good. yeah i'm not again I'm not trying not bragging,
02:45:11
Speaker
guys i'm just like he walks to everybody and Everybody up here knows that you're a mayo muncher. It's okay. We still love you. I usually get compared to stuff like the invisible man. Are you accusing me of being cannibal?
02:45:25
Speaker
I didn't say that. just hear things. You're insinuating pretty much. and By the way, Shaman looks like the headless horseman. What did you say, Mandy?
02:45:40
Speaker
what did what did you say many That horse still has a horse dong, though. Just remember that, okay? It's weird to have a head without a face on the head. You know what I mean? Look, he's got a dong, and that's that matters, all right?
02:46:02
Speaker
I don't know about that. least At least it's not a lizard dick anymore. There you go. It's been a while since we've got the lizard dick. Well, I'll say this. That's when me and Jedi met, actually. When had stalker in my backyard.
02:46:19
Speaker
well i'll say this jedi that's that's me and jedi met actually when i was at that stalker in my backyard they were throwing rocks that shaman identified as crack rocks it was actually just jedi next time just tell mils to get out of your backyard he'll leave politely you just gotta ask him those were some good though those were my favorite rocks oh shaman speaking of that we got a question for red ball you ever have you ever had red before
02:46:50
Speaker
had what You asked that wrong, Rock. What the fuck? Have you ever had yourself a nice cold glass of red?
02:47:01
Speaker
I'm going to say no. See, you asked it wrong. No, no, no. Shaman, what's your favorite what's your favorite flavor
02:47:14
Speaker
MoDog went the same route I was going to go. this This motherfucker ain't black. You know what I was to ask? I mean, like is red Hennessy? I like that grape drink, Tyrone.
02:47:33
Speaker
I don't know if you know this about your joke, but I smoke wax. which but Shaman, you failed to test the test tonight, brother. Shaman, I was so convinced, and now I'm not anymore. I'm even pretty sure I heard like a smoke detector with a dead battery one of those times. That's soothing. It lures you to sleep. Again, what were we saying about stereotypes earlier?
02:47:56
Speaker
messier their body beut that's soothing it lures you to sleep you know i mean again what were we saying about stereotypes earlier this is Nobody has stereos anymore, okay? It's all digital. Yes, Robot Shaman. We agree.
02:48:19
Speaker
fire yes robot element um we agree I told you he was AI. Hey, you know, he's not a robot. That's just how they talk in the hood. He's using a filter to make him sound black. Okay, now we know. Now we know the secret. That's what it was, dude. I'm a real black boy. You guys don't even realize that I'm Asian. He's not good at math, so nobody knows about it, but he's Asian. I'm very, very Asian.
02:48:48
Speaker
He let it drop. He fucked up and he was like talking about his 720 credit score and shit. man Shut the fuck up. 720. 820.
02:48:59
Speaker
Okay. Proving the point even more, du Okay. Hey, ah Shaman, you want a spade for that hole you're digging for yourself there?
02:49:11
Speaker
i got you. oh oh yeah The spade is the blackest thing about him. God damn it, Jedi. Fuck. was waiting for people to shut up. That's what I was going to say.
02:49:25
Speaker
Oh, man. so oh man
02:49:35
Speaker
working on something i'm working on something give me a second i got something just hold the pose just just keep cooking we got rock cooking is that what we call masturbation in the hood damn it you know what
02:49:51
Speaker
you know what but you
02:50:04
Speaker
The body dragon and shit. Every time you talk, I'm going to put that on just in memory of me thinking you were black. Do it again, I miss you. You got to tug it like Sarge's catheter.
02:50:20
Speaker
Exactly. Do it again. It's all in the throat, man. all here shamans Here lie shamans blackmouse. a Oh my. I'm the perfect one on YouTube. We're at a W for the home. That mean I have white privilege now?
02:50:39
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No. Yes, you have. Yes, you have the privilege to be discriminated against just like the rest of us. Congratulations. You know, we're all just having a fun Saturday show, but I got to deal with them the rest of the week. We're not giving them white privilege.
02:50:50
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Yeah, you can't have white privilege with an 820 credit card.
02:50:55
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Hey, but you are cool enough that I think that we give you the we can we can give you the C card. You can say you can say our word. It's okay. We'll give you a pass on it. No, you can't be a Cracker Jack either.
02:51:10
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Can't be a Cracker Jack. yay Shaman, just know everything said here is a Saturday exclusive. You it. You're killing me with a chirp. you know I had to take the smoke tank out of my car just to hold me shirt. I might be black from the out now because I'm not even noticing the shirt.
02:51:36
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Oh my word, man. That is so perfect. oh That's going to be your special sound, just for you, buddy. Because I'm special.
02:51:51
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God damn. That's funny. so we had a Is this black on black crime? Yeah.
02:52:04
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This is the Chicago podcast. of ah Black fatigue is real.
02:52:17
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looks Let's go back and listen to this. card out What the fuck is that? Follow that up with the ah theme for the the jet to the jet blue holiday thing or something. You know what I'm talking you know what i'm talking about? Yeah. ah Welcome to blue holiday. I was waiting for the old spice whistle.
02:52:42
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but i was went for re the oldpo whistle
02:52:50
Speaker
I don't think I have that one. Oh, I'm going to get it there. Yeah, no, that's perfect. Yeah. hey Rock rocks looking up the JetBlue shit. I can see it. I can see the gears. there the
02:53:05
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that the thing Nothing beats it. Is that
02:53:18
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the attended to the carnival cruise ship man a at least At least nobody was smelling bad with all that fucking sweating they're doing. Damn right.
02:53:38
Speaker
Got the old spice. That's what my dad used to fucking wear. Old Spice? simply that My dad had all the like collectible canners and shit of it. The canners that it would come in and shit. like like The shit was going to be worth something. you dude I think even the guy was growing Old Spice.
02:53:58
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That and what's the other one? what what what What's the one in the green? um The brook. Irish Spring? No. Irish Spring is another old school one. It's still an old school one. God damn it. What is it?
02:54:11
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Stetson, Brute, Stetson, Jupe. Brute was that nasty-ass clone. Goddamn, I can't think of what the fuck it was, man. Fuck, that's that's just going to bother me, man. I got to Google cologne and green bottle, see what comes up.
02:54:30
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Stetson, it was Stetson. Nah, wasn't Stetson. Stetson, Sierra. Stetson, Sierra.
02:54:38
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Brute came in a green bottle. Stetson Sierra came in a green bottle. it might have been Brute. Hang on. You're thinking of the clone Brute? That shit was nasty.
02:54:52
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I still don't think that's it, man. That was the shit. No, it wasn't. It was shit. It wasn't the shit. Yeah, it smelled like an old... There's a distinction to be made. And Juke was the shit, too. was like an oil. You would just like dab it on...
02:55:07
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in like two spots and you smell the whole day and shit. It was great.
02:55:13
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See, man, you keep making me go back and think that you're black again. You're like diving in between. like like but I I even gonna lie. When Juke first came out, I wore that shit for about six months.
02:55:34
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Yeah, I love our rocks fighting whether like he's like you're black but you're not black but you're black again now you're not Yeah, it's a back and forth with shaman man. I can't You're black for you hung out in white neighborhood. a lot That's what it was something happened them there. There's something there thats that You're a zephbra oh as ze zebra zebra
02:55:58
Speaker
We're the only people that call it zebra. Like Debra, zebra. literally That's literally what every other country calls it. They call it a zebra.
02:56:08
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We're the only ones that call it zebra. We go hard E. Just like we call heart are think hard go hard E. Let's go.
02:56:17
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We like to pronounce our letters. See what I mean? yeah see You see what I mean? How am I supposed to determine off of that?
02:56:29
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Alright, I found it online.
Military Humor and MRE Experiences
02:56:30
Speaker
It was the first time. It was the first time. You just honkied out pretty hard there. This guy wound up in my house, man. He started talking like a fag. Whoa!
02:56:42
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Idiocracy? Mm-hmm. every jump on it you like Do you do voices and stuff? or Well, he has a voice. Yeah, he's AI. That's why he doesn't have a face. Or would you scare Mandy off?
02:57:00
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And instead of Siri, it's Shaman. Oh, shit. i't never realize yeah I all right. I got your background. Everybody gives me shit about not looking at my chat. You don't even look at the panel.
02:57:11
Speaker
i I was looking so hard at the chat. I've been waiting for this lovely person to jump into our box at any point in time. You say you wait for him to jump in your box. You're going to get ass fucked later. Yeah. Careful what you look for. Papa Glick will definitely cancel the show if I take it. This stream is going to end up with Rocky being pregnant. Again. Damn. Again.
02:57:38
Speaker
again damn oh jim But it's okay, because there's always the um you prooice government assistant money. Shut up, man. I'm tired. You must have been waiting for a while for that.
02:57:54
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i' been blind name yeah you must' have been waiting for a while for that He's like another 1,200 in EBT every month. Fuck you. yeah Better not be a water birth because he can't swim. him If you didn't know this show and you didn't know this panel, you would think it's a bunch of fucking racists, man. It would sound terrible. Let me explain, viewer.
02:58:26
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so but Somebody just randomly fucking runs across it and be like, what the fuck is this, man? Oh, man. i want to I want to kick myself off, fam, after that last comment. I hear it. I think i am black. Goddamn Jedi. Fuck.
02:58:48
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It's pretty loud. notice It feels surreal like the last time that I was on a You and Shaman's Jedi when when I did the Hustlepuff jokes. oh very similar to that right now i mean when when i made this short about that i sent it to you immediately was like come oh my god that's so i know you ready okay so me and sean were talking about this earlier too because i never remember anything about the streams not just because of how long they are but because of how drunk i get it's a combination of bad decisions yeah things happen I never remember, but I remembered that. And I was like, that is so fucking funny. And I had to make it part of it. And then I said it to you right away. I was so proud of myself. Because like I remember i remembered something, and it's funny. And Remy was the whole inspiration. He made the whole thing happen. And then then nobody watched the short. But it's still fun. Better go check that short. i bet there I bet there's a fucking smoke detector going off in the background. There probably is. I wouldn't know.
02:59:48
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What's funny is Rock rocky hasn't played that in 15 minutes. That's actually Shaman. He moved into the kitchen, man. I just saw Nils comment,
02:59:59
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man. Jedi's Orville Redenbacher's really, really cool great-grandson. i just saw no comment man jet i orville red and boxers really really cool great-grason Yep. Did you hear that one? a it yeah You're not hearing those, are you?
03:00:17
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Oh, ah there it is again. who check this out here i don't i don't hear nothing what are you talking about culturally correct based on who presses it oh it scans yeah it basically scans dna and no i think um oh let's watch the short demo to understand how it works okay of course it's an all-white audience yeah they're like okay crossing requested wait
03:00:47
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Wait, wait, walk sign is on. Please cross now. When an Asian male presses it... You press button! Wait, wait, wait! You cross now, okay?
03:00:59
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When a black male presses it... Cross and request it! Oh my god. Move their legs before the devil gets the...
03:01:09
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yeah ah
03:01:14
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Did
03:01:19
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did it play the chirp or was that you doing it rock? No, that's not it the recording.
03:01:27
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No, that's not the recording. That chirp was in there. but these amazing devil was gonna get you Hey, you seen that video with the little white kid that's like, ah you can't cross the street and so the white man says that you can or something like that. But you gotta listen to the white man.
03:01:45
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No. Oh, fuck, I gotta see if I can find that. Yeah, it's it's like... ah Yeah, his parents at the crosswalk or whatever.
03:01:57
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okay yeah it some it's a kid and his parents at the at the the crosswalk or whatever And then, ah yeah, he's telling people you got to wait for the white man until you can cross.
03:02:09
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Because, you know, the guy on the sign, the white the guy that likes those. Right, right, right. That would have been better on that commercial rock if they would have fucking, instead of doing what they did. If when they pressed the button for the black man, it played the fucking JetBlue fucking song.
03:02:25
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with With a chirp at the end. Oh, geez, man. It would at least make Crossrocks more entertaining. I would laugh at that. See, I wish we lived in a world where I could laugh at shit like that.
03:02:40
Speaker
Oh, you do. We just got to stop fucking kowtowing everybody, man. Make it. Like, do it. All across the United States. I will laugh. I will have such joy every time I hit a cross rock and it just starts chirping at me.
03:02:57
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I would have a great time. Or watching somebody else hit it. but i I don't know. I say go for it. That's me personally.
03:03:06
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somebody was Somebody was at work the other day. and you You guys remember Eddie Murphy Raw? Did you guys see that? way it was out Yeah, yeah. right the somebody was Somebody was legitimately, when I say somebody, 24 years old, right was legitimately talking about that, that they saw their dad playing it for somebody, and they were so fucking upset and offended. It was like, I was i was fucking loving in it, man. I was fucking loving it, man. They were like, You believe he said this and he said that. And I'm sitting over here thinking, bitch, i can I can recite that whole fucking concert by fucking memory. right yeah Everybody said offensive shit back then and it was just funny. yeah Everybody. yeah
03:03:45
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People just got sensitive. People got fucking thin skin nowadays. It's fucking sad. Because cause they never got beat up when they were kids. Damn right they got rewarded participation trophies.
03:04:00
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Yeah, that's ah that's ah that's a legitimate comment or statement when people say, you can tell this motherfucker's never been punched in the nose. No, it really is it really is. really is.
03:04:13
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I was saying last night about how the the the young people that work that I work with, they're there. they They just lack like regular stuff you know that like most kids can do, like throwing a football.
03:04:32
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I ain't heard a fucking word you said. I just keep listening for the chirp, man. Go ahead, Sean, but I won't interrupt this time. Go ahead. You know, i'm I've i'm unhooked every single smoke detector in my house just so that shit wouldn't happen. All right?
03:04:51
Speaker
If there's a fire, I'm fucked. Instead of just changing the fucking a battery, right? Yeah, no, they're fucking disconnected. Like, straight disconnected. Fuck the battery. That shit costs money.
03:05:03
Speaker
What what are you? i got crack to buy, man. You got crack to buy, fucker. and by rob batteries and You gotta pick one, Shaman. You can't just keep driving in between. Crack is expensive.
03:05:26
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You gotta pick one and stay with it. Talk about 8-ball. Shaman gets fucking excited. Jedi starts thinking going to the fucking billiard house, man. Damn right. but he came back Shaman's a damn Oreo. i the Same time.
03:05:43
Speaker
I'm black on the outside and white on the inside. So happy I found on YouTube 10 hours of silence occasionally broken by a smoke detector.
03:05:54
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The comments are wild. I play this a full volume when I'm not home now because my upstairs neighbor and her gobbling kids are a nightmare to live below. Every once in a while I hear the muffled change the fucking battery. No, I don't believe I will.
03:06:06
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Somebody else commented relaxing black American household ambient sounds. ah ah upon the What's your search history? like yeah I'm going to Google ah racist comments.
03:06:23
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Black man here. I don't hear anything. a sounds Sounds like Jedi. Smoke along Americans with a new phrase sweeping the nation.
03:06:36
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It's not that Jedi is black on the inside. It's that he's got black in him. Literally. well If you pay him enough, maybe. Damn it. was hoping they were going to get to that conclusion. We've seen the OnlyFans page. Somebody said Baltimore households.
03:06:55
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this is remember I filmed that shit, man. You know, making money off it. You're helping my credit score. Thank you. that well Not going to be the stereotype.
03:07:12
Speaker
Too late, buddy. Damn it. Damn Rob. I'm so glad I found that sound. oh He's going to get so sick of that when he comes back to the network, man. What you need to do is see if he's still watching the next time Shaman's on. Just play it. Don't say anything to Glick. Just play and see if Glick picks up on it.
03:07:35
Speaker
I don't think he's watching it anymore. Yeah, because he hasn't commented, right? wonder if he picks up on it. I say he won't.
03:07:47
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no I think he would hear it. you I think he'd call me out on it. and they show it Change batteries? I think it depends on how many beers DP is.
03:08:02
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It's perfect too. I can get it played on my my ride home from work. I type in smoke detector chirp on loop in the search bar and nonsensical network comes up.
03:08:23
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we're all going to fucking jail now. I'm not going to jail. Y'all some racists. That's what happened. I'm sorry, Shaman. I'm just going to call it. It is real. We had our smoke detector in our bedroom go off in the middle of the night.
03:08:42
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And of course, it wasn't before, but she could not sleep. She woke up immediately. She was shaking me, trying to get me up. I'm like, why the fuck are you waking me up right now? I did not hear that shit at all. rocks like white Why did you turn the white noise ambience fucking app on? woke up and immediately attacked Ukraine. God damn. Wow.
03:09:09
Speaker
yeah Fuck this. We're the one that started the fire. I know this. She got up immediately. She shook me. I was so irritated. got up and and it's not one of them it's not a chirp like that. It's like it's actually a little bit louder than that.
03:09:23
Speaker
um But it was still, I slept through the whole thing peacefully. She was like, it's been going off for an hour. I can't sleep. I was like, that's fine, man. I was having great dreams. I don't know what you're talking about, honey. i don't hear shit. Let me know if you keep going off in a couple of weeks. but you haven't live let us I was a kid for sure.
03:09:42
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well It's like that's what I needed Kool-Aid and soft white ambient sounds you so my One of my Marine Corps buddies just texted me a joke says What's the difference between three cocks and a joke A squid can't take a joke. Oh, squid, squid's a Navy. If you guys don't know.
03:10:11
Speaker
Navy term. Oh, I was like, you know, that's kind of gross, bro. I was like, yeah, i don't know if you guys know. That's fucking nasty. Shit get ink all on you. Yeah, you're gangbanging a fucking squid. Like, what have we come to? Can't you find a native?
03:10:29
Speaker
Is there a glue? That didn't sound right. Nope. Pull it out three inches, fucker. I used to love going joint bases in Coastal.
03:10:45
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and up there and three
03:10:48
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ah man i used to love going to joint bases and coastal
03:10:53
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the Navy man, they'd ask me, know how, how fresh are you guys in, ah in, uh, how, how long do you guys stay fresh in that can? I mean, just fuck with them bad. You know what? I give this motherfuckers credit. I, I, I did, I did a week on a fucking submarine once while we were just going to, We were on a med cruise on a ship, but did a fucking week on a submarine in a fucking way, man. I'd be killing motherfuckers. That's a different breed of fucking human to be in that shit for like a year straight.
03:11:21
Speaker
I'm like, fuck that. I couldn't fucking do it. I was bouncing off the fucking walls, man. but I'm like, and yeah and you guys do this shit for literally fucking a year at a time? yeah That's the scariest weapon platform on the planet is a submarine. Fuck that.
03:11:36
Speaker
i could hor this i don't i like i would have to feel like i'm not in a sardine can if you had me underwater like that. That's just scary shit. like What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Anything happens, you're fucked.
03:11:50
Speaker
You're fucked. I never even considered it. When I was thinking of joining, it was either going to be the Air Force or the Marine Corps. That's for the only two. Mine was the main quarter army. i was i'm I'm serious, man. I give those motherfuckers all the props in the world. but i couldn't fucking do it.
03:12:10
Speaker
I couldn't do it. Towards the end of the week, I was getting to the point where I was looking for fucking reasons to fight people and shit. Just to release fucking stress and anxiety. I could not fucking do it. Remy, have a good night, bro. He's just beating the shit of the bullshit.
03:12:27
Speaker
Have a good night, Remy. couldn't do it. Couldn't fucking do it. I thought it was bad enough the first time I got on a ship. I thought that was bad enough. you know Then I got on that motherfucking submarine and I was like, no. I don't even think I could do that. I don't even think I could get one. Literally a ship that's designed to sink you.
03:12:51
Speaker
yeah and I had no say in it, Shaman. like We were like, this is this is your mode of fucking transportation to get you where we're going. so and You know what, Shaman? you Shaman, you don't have to swim. The ship does it for you.
03:13:03
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but summary usually that's That's what they tell you. but did Do they even provide floaties? You just got to watch out for those hatches that are stream doors, man. Fuck you up, man.
03:13:16
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least no bugs get in. they least no bugs getting yeah Bugs? You mean like lobsters? That's a big-ass bug.
03:13:28
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that's that's a big as bug but be like a crawl dad or planton my plawork was this thing and dan they you my want you know you got me fucking lobster. I haven't had lobster in for fucking ever, man. Oh, man. we went go We went to Surf and Turf right now? Fuck. Shut your whore mouth.
03:13:49
Speaker
Yeah, Surf and Turf is a shit. What'd you get, Rock? Lobster or Surf and Turf? a Lobster. Bitch, you know you got fried chicken. Shut the fuck up, man. I tried. um you said now You know, know Rock, you got me you now. all right yes Rock's like, some some caviar. you
03:14:23
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let's have you ever eaten escargo i did on a fight I know it's a delicacy and I know people love it. I did the shit on a dare thinking I was going to fucking hate it. And it's not fucking bad.
03:14:33
Speaker
It's not bad. I've never had it. but i've If I remember correctly, it's like a weird texture. I think I had it on a cruise. is It's the texture. we Yeah, it's the texture. Yeah, it is chewy. If you don't think about it, if you don't think about what you're eating.
03:14:48
Speaker
you know Well, calamari is not chewy if it's cooked right. If it's not cooked right, it's really fucking chewy. Oh, shit. I mean, it's chewier than like a piece of fish, but like you know. Fuck you, real lobster.
03:15:01
Speaker
Yeah. But if it if it's cooked right, it's it's it's actually soft, man. But to your point, most people don't cook it right. Yeah. So, yeah, I thought I was going to fucking hate it, but I didn't. I was like, i' fuck, I could eat this.
03:15:18
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I can eat this. I remember the first step first time
Personal Style and Hats
03:15:21
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we went out on on a field op, right? And we had these fucking two FNGs with us. Fucking new guy. That's what FNG is, right? Yeah. Like, like literally. Fucking new guy. two two weeks Two weeks out of fucking, like, you know, infantry school and shit, you know? and Just getting into the fleet. And we're like, yeah, we're like catching fucking earthworms and shit, right? And and people go, whatever, right? You wash like earthworms off, that that's 100% fucking protein. like You can live off of fucking earthworms. If you're out in a fucking woods and shit and you're starving and you're out of food, get some earthworms, clean them off clean the slime off of cook them motherfuckers up. It's like eating little pieces of bacon, man. you know
03:16:04
Speaker
It's like eating little pieces of bacon. It's 100% protein. You're not wrong.
03:16:11
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We've eaten shit that would make really good puke. There's a lot of people that eat that shit raw, too. in different Well, there is. Yeah, that's called Taiwan and China. Wasn't there a book about eating the worms and they they the guy was eating nightcrawlers and stuff like that? yeah they're about it I don't know. i i I just know the first time that I went to the Philippines, they took us out. in like The Filipino jungle is fucking... it's It's dense. It's dense as fuck, man.
03:16:38
Speaker
It's like Nam. like Most of the Nam movies are actually filmed in the Philippines in the jungle because it looks the fucking same. But yeah, they were like... so we We had to go out in the field and just literally live off the fucking land for a week, right? And we're eating all the fucking bugs and all the... ah we We didn't know what the fuck we were eating. We were eating everything. like we were We were eating shit that you shouldn't be eating that'll make you sick, you know? But ah yeah, it was...
03:17:02
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you'll You'd be surprised what you'll fucking eat when you start getting hungry enough. you know like You will literally eat just about fucking anything to give yourself some some some sustenance. You know what I mean? so think that for regrets yeah But I'm telling you.
03:17:17
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Do it on a day or sometime, Jedi. You did the honey thing. never Do the earthworm thing. that if you did if If you just think that ah if you get it out of your mind you're eating earthworms, I'm telling you, you would eat it and you would be like, oh shit, that wasn't bad.
03:17:30
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It's like eating... Mills probably knows. He's probably fucking done it. It's like eating little pieces of bacon. I swear to God, it is. Crickets suck. They're nasty as well. Yeah.
03:17:44
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Well, Danny Giles tastes like spaghetti noodles.
03:17:52
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Jedi, you do not look convinced at all. Yeah, we've we've eaten shit that would make a billion good people. But, you know, you learn what you can fucking live on, you know. And I swear to God, I ain't trying to make it all military shit, but when you get hungry, you will fucking eat some shit that you think that you never...
03:18:09
Speaker
but what What was the fear factor? Ever watch fear factor? yeah Watch the shit they would eat. or You know, we like, okay. You know, it's a mental thing. It's a mental thing. That's all it is. But like, you know, just not having like gluten-free food around at times.
03:18:28
Speaker
you know I found myself having to eat shit that I would definitely never, I definitely never would have had it when I was younger. Right? Like I would like just all kinds of vegetables and shit. And now I eat them.
03:18:41
Speaker
I was thinking for myself, but if of the way and that's all they got, I'll eat that you really comparing eating fucking earthworms to like, I didn't eat vegetables as a kid, but now I do. Yeah. Well, certain vegetables, certain vegetables, yeah. I'll still starve. I'll still starve on some mushrooms. I ain't eating mushrooms. I still eat my goddamn collard greens. eat them goddamn collard greens.
03:19:03
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Well, I can't fucking concentrate right now. I can't either. the most retarded shit I ever heard, Sean. Jedi ain't heard a fucking thing, man.
03:19:15
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First of all, Jedi, and i things loud the ni but I swear to God, if there's a fire in my house, I'm dying in it because I will not out. wow. No way.
03:19:30
Speaker
Are they still made in Cincinnati? always keep one in my ah in my pack. ah No, I'm asking. Are they still made in Cincinnati? Does the say made? yeah Yeah. used to make Are they still made there? okay Yep.
03:19:42
Speaker
That shit ain't bad. Everybody's like, MREs. Dude, we wouldve i've been at there's been times when I would have killed to have a fucking MRE. Some of them taste like shit, but yeah like the chili ones and the beefaroni ones, shit. Motherfuckers are going to be trading for that shit. Beefaroni all day long.
03:19:58
Speaker
What's that airport's based on there? Yeah, the chili with beans? Fuck yeah. Yep. God, i haven't i had't I haven't had an MRE in a hot fucking minute. They're not nearly as bad as everybody thinks they are. They're just not. but The disaster in North Carolina was last time we had it. I've actually watched lot YouTube videos of people eating them. A lot of them look really good, actually. Yeah, they're not. That's what i'm saying. They're not. You know, it's our country. We're so fucking soft anymore, man. You know, like that i mean i what abuse Those are designed for taste. Those are designed to give you you know the fucking energy you need to keep fighting. The nutrients and vitamins you need. but like A lot of them actually look good from the videos I've seen. i don't know. I'm never going to go to war. Mills has got one of the better ones, man. The the chili one's good.
03:20:46
Speaker
Like I said, the spaghetti one, the spaghetti and meatballs one, that's not bad. There's like a lot of meat for Roni that's not bad. They got that weird technology where you do a thing and it makes it heat it up on its own. It's like, what the fuck is that? That's like voodoo magic.
03:21:00
Speaker
Do you want to see it? Yes. no yeah Don't open it to waste it, man. yeah yeah more that be they say This is for educational purposes. It's not a waste to educate. um i've got I've got plenty. I've got plenty. Trust me.
03:21:14
Speaker
right. like the they're giving them to it influence If you get an Army and Navy store by you, stop by it and see if they got any MREs and pick one up. We ah we passed these out in North Carolina to people and they weren't eating them because they didn't know how to use them.
03:21:30
Speaker
So they were on all the other canned stuff. So were like, all right. There you go go. I'm old enough to remember when I went to boot camp, they were just they were they were just then starting to phase out the C-Rats, the C-Rations from fucking Nam.
03:21:43
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so So my first half of boot camp, we had C-Rations, and in the second half, we had MREs. There you good Hey, what's that? Hold that back up there. hang it Hold that back up there. That's that's ah the Kool-Aid. No.
03:21:56
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Rock, what's that say? Powdered drink mix, red flavor. Powdered drink mix, red flavor. Exactly. And is this the trillion? The hydrator fruit.
03:22:09
Speaker
Yep. Your tortillas. And then your chili. what's the ah What's the shelf life on that one, say? This one is 12 years. 12 years? God damn. yeah yeah and and like And at year 12, it'll taste exactly the way it tasted when it was fucking first made and packaged.
03:22:32
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Yep, or wrecked.
03:22:35
Speaker
Shit ain't bad. said ain't bad Seriously, it's not. i mean you get You get a main, you get fucking desserts, you get crackers, tells you everything to do with it, too. It's a whole little package, man.
03:22:48
Speaker
well That's pretty legit, yeah. How many did they give you? i so We got we got us seven of them for every four days.
03:22:59
Speaker
It's like seven of them. Yeah, you can stretch them out and make them last a day. damn so you saw them cracker eating one a day i mean there's there's enough carbs in these things yeah if you eat two two a day you won't shit right for a week yeah facts that you know that's the other thing i've heard like you don't like it but they they're packing that's why we call the mills ready to exit
03:23:26
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Oh, it's a reverse effect. I thought you were going to be constipated. The next time you civilian boys, if you got a fucking Army-Navy store by you, stop in and see if they get see if they got some. As long as it's got at least a couple years left on the expiration, get gets you one. Try it. It ain't bad. It's really not.
03:23:44
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Well, there's is's there's one flavor I didn't like. Well, yeah. Which one? Let me guess. Meatloaf? Because that one was fucking nasty. The Meatloaf one was fucking nasty. yeah Oh, yeah. Everybody would be trading for Alpo.
03:24:01
Speaker
I'm trying to remember when I was there was there was a lasagna version spaghetti and meatballs, spaghetti and meatballs, chili, chili Mac. And then there was chili with beans.
03:24:12
Speaker
ah There was a beefaroni type looking motherfucker. that was That was my favorite.
03:24:21
Speaker
The meatloaf one, that sucked. The meatloaf was terrible. It was the worst one. It was. and would be lucky if you like were, depending on where your last...
03:24:35
Speaker
last letter of your name was and you're in line to get that in order so you better be fucking you better begin with an A because by the time you get there some of them get to pick and then there's only meatloaf so they run out of shit so you get all the leftover so I won't say my whole last name but the first three letters of my last name are M-O-R so What's that tell you? You got a lot of meatloaf. You're Mordog.
03:25:05
Speaker
i was like Well, that's what the M-O in Mordog stands for. First part of my name. And then dog is because Marines are nicknames as Devil Dog. You're Mordog now. I sound like something out Lord of the Rings, man.
03:25:19
Speaker
ah sound like some had to lower to rings man
03:25:23
Speaker
Mardog from Mardar. It's like, what's his name? Ward? Mardar. Mardog. Yeah, i couldn't stand the fucking meatloaf motherfuckers, man. Meatloaf was terrible. That shit just made me cringe.
03:25:37
Speaker
The beef mac was fine. Yeah, the chili mac? Is that what you're talking about? Yep. Yeah, that wasn't bad. And what Hughes had there, the the chili with beans, that's that's a good one, too, man.
03:25:50
Speaker
i'm tra there there was some there was There was another one. like There was meatloaf and something else that was on the same par of being shit. and I can't remember what the other one is. what It wasn't any of the other ones.
03:26:01
Speaker
That was very fake. That might have been it. Hold on, I need more water. oh you know what that might have been it that might have been it hold on let go water Wait, so okay so don't those, um the the meals he's making, don't they have something that heats things automatically or you put something in there and it heats it up?
03:26:22
Speaker
Yeah. yeah yeah That's kind of crazy technology. Yeah, the the heater pack. Yeah. They're great hand warmers too, so don't throw them away when you're done. Chemistry. Science.
03:26:33
Speaker
Yeah, when you're throwing them away, you stick them in your pockets in ah in colder weather. and your Equax and stuff, and use them for, uh, like, hand warmers. We did that over in Bosnia. Yeah, that's why when I hear people like, MREs, eh, I'm like, shut the fuck up. You've probably never eaten one, because they're not that fucking bad. Anybody that's eaten Chef Boyardee can shut the fuck up, because it's the same thing. Hold on, they just, he just spent, like, 20 minutes telling us how much the meatloaf tastes like straight ass, and he said, and he said, uh,
03:27:09
Speaker
See, now can't even fucking remember. Like, fuck it. We used to have the taste of choices in there. Did you just switch into white mode and turn into Karen? My God. I just can't hear me. I can't hear you.
03:27:24
Speaker
So we used to just take a swig from our canteen. That was our coffee. We never heated it. Oh, no worries. you I heard you a second ago, Sarge.
03:27:37
Speaker
Save that shit to wipe your fucking feet down. Not clean your hands. You can lick your hands clean. Yeah. Sarge, your mic's right in front of you. I can see it. Literally.
03:27:48
Speaker
I don't know how he lost it. like i don't fucking think It was right fucking there. was hoping to get to the end of our, so there's your tortillas.
03:28:00
Speaker
Yep.
03:28:02
Speaker
How much water do you put on those ones? Or do you did do you use water at all? you You don't use water on the tortillas. Just come. Everything's ready to eat, basically. i mean, like, you can... Like, I got this one heating right now.
03:28:15
Speaker
And...
03:28:19
Speaker
There we go. Yeah, this one's heating right now. A heater pack might be out because it's not getting real, real hot. Normally, it gets, like, super fucking hot. And it's just barely warm right now.
03:28:33
Speaker
Lazy needs to grab some MREs and eat them on... i camera and post the videos of it so that's popular yeah it'll start steaming and then it just takes a couple seconds take it out hot as fuck you're either you're either eating earthworms or you're eating that so you gotta yeah i'm eating a big one bro you gotta you gotta deep throw something on the next stream youtube you don't have any information
03:29:05
Speaker
You didn't hear Shaman. Cheers, man. Cheers, cheers, cheers. don't think anybody was surprised. I didn't hear what? what did on this Oh, Shaman was helping you find your microphone. oh No, when it does that, it's yes not. Shaman's really helpful like that.
03:29:24
Speaker
It's StreamYard. The only thing I can do is drop and come back. ye Yep.
03:29:32
Speaker
I'm surprised it's not like steaming already. Yeah, this cedar pack might be might be a dud. it's It's been in my pack for but a year and a half now. thought Shaman was talking about the shit in my pants.
03:29:45
Speaker
I was going to be like, it is kind of. you know nas Nils, my hat like yours is coming on Monday. i Remember I ordered it last night when I was drunk?
03:30:02
Speaker
Oh, did you? You got you a Scully? I got a Scully. it's gonna and you know I'm to be in the Cool Kid crew with Modog and fucking Nils. Hell yeah. You know you fucked up. You're going to be stream with a yarmulke.
03:30:19
Speaker
Yarmulke? I'm all with these fuckers now, man. It's basically yarmulke with a bill, but I'm fine with that. This is the most comfortable one, though, because it's like it's like a summer. it's like It's really light as opposed to like the one Nils has on.
03:30:30
Speaker
Those can get warm on your head, man. cause Yeah, I got a wool one. This one's actually a really comfortable in the summer. Somebody sheared a sheep. I've got like four or five of the wools.
03:30:44
Speaker
Jedi, I'm warning you, though. If your head runs hot, mine does too, Sarge. So, Jedi, you don't have any hair to stop that. So I'm just giving you bald. Yeah. I know how that works in summer. Even with ball cap when it's really hot out, it's just like pouring sweat. There's no hair to absorb any of that. Hey, I'm going to send you a link to this one.
03:31:08
Speaker
I got it. just got it off Amazon. They're only like 25 bucks or something. These are like cheap ones. That's what I got from. i'll put it in the background. They're comfortable as fuck when it's hot. Okay. Bro, the one I sent you was like 10 to 15 bucks, bro. You should have got the one sent you, baby. Look at fuck Good to go.
03:31:29
Speaker
Oh, ah is that diaper? It looked like a diaper. It looked like a diaper. I'm about to eat the diaper. i don't feel the tors I'm looking like a squid that wanted to get penetrated to me. I don't know.
03:31:44
Speaker
It's weird how you get turned on by the wrong thing, Shaman.
03:31:54
Speaker
Don't say anything, bro. yes You know what's funny? When you guys laugh, I know what you're laughing at because I can kind of hear but like it's just I don't find any problem with that sound.
03:32:09
Speaker
I can listen to that all day long, but a lot of our viewers... I wouldn't even know this. It doesn't bother me since every time it makes want to fucking laugh. I don't forget what I'm talking about. I honestly don't even know what's happening until you guys are all laughing. I'm like, what the fuck just happened? And then I'm like, oh I heard the sound, I think.
03:32:28
Speaker
how many How many of you have? Oh, I didn't get a Ranger board. Play it again. Play it again. i won like on folks Well, that's up to Shaman, man. He's just got to talk.
03:32:42
Speaker
Shaman, say something stupid. Jedi I say anything He's talking Play it He's been playing it I have Shut the fuck up Can you really not fucking hear that?
03:33:04
Speaker
Like every time I just stop and then I laugh And then I don't finish what I'm saying He's basically yeah had that going like I heard it that time I heard it that time There you go, man. youre You tried really hard and you got there. I'm proud of you.
03:33:21
Speaker
Oh, shit. Jedi, you're in luck, man. These are only fucking 15 bucks right now. Wait, what are they? The pack? Where do you get them? I'm going to send you the link, man.
03:33:34
Speaker
I'm going to put it in the back chat. I heard that one. God it, lazy. I get excited every time I hear it. because like I feel like it's a game I've been excluded from the whole time because I can't hear it. When I focus, I can hear it. The one I put the back chat, Lazy, is this this one that I have on.
03:33:53
Speaker
like What the hell are you i doing? Drinking and eating in my room. So let me, let me, let me. This is just more detective.
03:34:03
Speaker
and I got a big head, and this is a size large, so probably more you probably don't want to get ah an extra large. Dude, two I have a fucking huge brain. Well, get a large. five bit so I i need extra large can't say anything about your brain, buddy.
03:34:19
Speaker
Oh, look. They even got white one, Jedi. Did you look at it? yeah hang but who oh they' look they've got a white one jetdi did you look at it
03:34:32
Speaker
Don't buy that one. We won't be able to see that. Exactly. That's the thing. don't need it to look like an extension of me. I need it to see me. This one is a washed navy one, too. It looks pretty good. I mean, I'm not trying to help you fashion and accessorize, but whatever. Sounds like are.
03:34:53
Speaker
i mean i'm not trying to help you fashion accessorize but whatever sounds was like you are I was. Trying out' going to help a cracker out, man.
03:35:04
Speaker
Yeah, I feel you. You can't hear the chair. Did I
03:35:18
Speaker
there's a local marine here so white people killed in iraq killed an insurgent in afghanistan with a literally No shit.
03:35:29
Speaker
He what? He killed him? they They cracked open their MREs. They were getting ready to eat. A group of insurgents came up on him. He got hand-to-hand with him. He had his spoon in his hand and just stabbed the dude in the throat repeatedly with an MRE spoon. He killed him. I had heard about that. It's weird how you say that right before you use it to eat with.
03:35:51
Speaker
He spooned him to death. Think about that, bro. He got spooned to death. yes one do it did you Did you show them what it looked like? Yeah. They did. They're not bad at all. No, they're good. All right. I'm not.
03:36:08
Speaker
i that i it's fit it's have diary about um no what are you want okay okay calm down mo dog i'm not i'm not that cheap i mean anything over 14 dollars is oh i told you he's fucking pot you want to break up before a workout just eat one of these but actually pretty nice what do you want to bulk up after a workout rock
03:36:39
Speaker
ill give more What's that little what's that little metal little metal button on the side? ken you can't even fuck do you see it on I'm on Amazon right now.
03:36:53
Speaker
pull i already adding it to my cart to my cart dude it's easy just click on it i'll pop right up Oh, we're all going to have these hats. Oh, hell yeah. And Shaman doesn't even have a fucking face or a head. He's not part of the tournament.
03:37:07
Speaker
Fuck you, Fuck you. I don't want to be part of that. Shaman, just add it to your photo. That's exactly what I was just thinking. was like, you know what? Fuck that. I'll show up. I'll show up. Here's the funny thing. I've got like 12 of these like you know Scully caps and most of them I bought from like Boston Scully and they're not cheap right they're like 65 68 bucks 60 bucks no the other like the other real Scully caps the one like Nils has on the wool ones from Boston Scully
03:37:42
Speaker
from boston's aus scully they They probably make some of the better ones out there. Yeah, they're like 60, 70 bucks, man. Yeah. Yeah, Boston's called food. That's not it was. It was chicken and dumplings.
03:37:56
Speaker
They had a chicken and dumplings. was disgusting. I love it when things wind themselves back. He's like, we're thinking about all the shitty things. He's like, chicken and dumplings was the other one Other than meatloaf. I was trying to remember which one sucked. I was trying to remember. All right, relax.
03:38:16
Speaker
Okay, so so on Monday is when I'm getting my first Scully cap or whatever. and i'm if its If I'm not sure about it, I'll wear it on Friday so you guys can all come up and judge me and tell me if it's shitty. And then I'll order more if I can pull that kind of style off.
03:38:34
Speaker
Well, I'm just saying, this this one is a little different than the one Nils has on. Like, Nils has the fuller one. Yeah, no, I've noticed you guys have different, and I kind of like them both. Yeah, this one's sounds like a I can't.
03:38:47
Speaker
See, i got the one I ordered is more like Nils' and yours is it looks like it'd be more comfortable actually. It's got the quilted liner on the inside. It's really comfortable.
Conclusion and Inside Jokes
03:38:59
Speaker
hero So I'm venturing out into a whole new avenue of fashion with these type of caps. so well yeah amazing you the but The ones from Boston Scully are good. They're well made. They cost a little bit more, but they're well made. But they are warmer because they're like you know the wool and shit. That's why wear I find myself wearing these cheap fucking... i Well, I paid $28 for this, but it's now only $15. But I wear these fuckers all the time, man because they're so comfortable. They're more comfortable than both cops.
03:39:29
Speaker
Oh, absolutely. See, that's what I'm i'm i'm interested in. like just Not just what they look like, but the comfort. But the way you both look, I like that look. I think it's fucking cool. you got like you got love You got the head for it, too, man. Because, see, I don't i don't have and hope and that don't have the head for baseball hats. I put a baseball hat on it looks stupid as fuck.
03:39:47
Speaker
it just I don't think so. you you You've worn baseball caps on... I know, but I yeah they don't um one or two times but i this I don't have the head for baseball caps. But I have the head for these. you know so when i When I found a couple that I liked, that's why I got 12 of them. like I bought a brown one. If I like them, I want something for whatever the fuck situation.
03:40:08
Speaker
We were on stream the other night and Jedi goes, I'm not talking to you until you go get your Scully cap. Yeah, I didn't either. there a reason why you didn't talk to me, Jedi? My head runs hot. So the regular ones, the wool ones, I'm telling you, they didn't talk to me sometimes. It's because you have arthritis, probably, and I don't like people with arthritis.
03:40:36
Speaker
You were about to say something else, weren't you, Jedi? No. I was going to make a racist joke, but I didn't want it to be too racist. you know I couldn't gauge what was going to be funny. like un All right, motherfucker. Don't tell me. This is the widest conversation I've ever heard.
03:40:56
Speaker
ah You know what? I'm black. I can say whatever I want now. show underneath all of that translucent fur he is a african-american male sarah you from baltimore view see rock get rock gets me okay none of you honkies get me but rock does i prefer to be called cracker thank you don't don't put the hard arm on there it's crack up crack Don't put the hard heart.
03:41:28
Speaker
It's crack up. Good point. Good point, Shaman. Shaman for the stage, man. Okay, maybe he is black. Shaman's making racism great again, okay, guys? mar marra yeah Tomorrow.
03:41:47
Speaker
hell Okay, guys. Well, on that note. Brock's like, I'm done with this shit for the night. yeahp I'm about to write i but wrap the show tonight, guys.
03:41:59
Speaker
um I am not an all streamer, but I will say thank you guys for coming up, making my night so much more easier in to host. yeah Thank you for being a badass host. holy i'll be talking I'll be hosting Saturday again next week. We'll we'll see if I don't get fired between then and now. You might as well ban me now because you know I'm going to be there.
03:42:20
Speaker
You know i'm going to be there, so you might as well ban me now if you don't want me there. Hey, and i I'll tune into your show, man. Again, I'll be in the comments, so i'll I will jump up if you let me. I will be on panel ignoring your comments, but that's fine.
03:42:35
Speaker
At least he's truthful about that shit. my Shaman, you don't have to ignore me, though. why didnt You could have said something, too. yeah He's not even on panel. He's got all the time in the world to look at the comments, and he just chooses not to. so okay when When was this? Black crime. when was that that crime don't know, Jedi. It sounds a lot like you're trying to gaslight me. Just saying.
03:42:56
Speaker
That's probably accurate. Alright, well, I'm dropping off going to bed. I'm fucking beat. So y'all have a great rest of your night. hey great You guys have a great night.
03:43:08
Speaker
Alright. A great rest of your weekend. Can we get one chirp for the road, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. the delay on way shaman Still waiting on the chirp. hey Everybody have a good night. Thanks for having me. yeah And don't forget your scully next week.
03:43:25
Speaker
There it is. Wait, did I miss it? oh my god oh There we go. You're white again, bro. That was a James Ottawa comment. All right, guys.
03:43:42
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Thanks for tuning in to Nonsensical Nonsense. Have a great night, everybody.
03:44:26
Speaker
Bye.