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Nonsensical Nonsense: Say it with ya chest
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It's Saturday night and it's time to get a little Nonsensical so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns and insanity that only The Nonsensical Network and bring. LIKE, SHARE, AND SUBSCRIBE Y'ALL
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Introduction and Network Promotion
00:00:01
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
00:02:06
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Yes.
00:03:27
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Oh, what is going motherfuckers? Happy Saturday.
00:03:35
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I don't know what's going to happen tonight, but we shall see. We have not had internet since yesterday afternoon. I'm on my mobile hotspot. Hence for why i am late.
00:03:47
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Yes, technically I'm not late for it anything because still at the end of the day, it's my show and my network. So whenever I come on is the time to be here and the show's on time.
00:04:02
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But from the normal time, little bit late. So suck it, MoDog.
00:04:10
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Goddamn heathen.
00:04:14
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ah ah But welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. You guys know me. I'm Glick right here on the Nonsensical Network. If you're not already, go ahead and give it a like, share, and subscribe. It would be greatly appreciated. Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. Got all of our links there. Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, Instagram.
00:04:34
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If you want to watch the shows live, it's got our YouTube, our Facebook, and our Twitch channels on there. And you can listen wherever you listen to podcasts at, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork, or just Google the nonsensicalnetwork.
00:04:48
Speaker
It's super easy to do that and find us. ah So what up, chat? What's going on, Modog? What's going on, Jersey? Long
Weather Challenges and Guest Highlights
00:04:59
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time no see. Nice to see you guys back in the chat.
00:05:02
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Like, share, subscribe, and share on your way in, you sons of bitches. What up, wall Cephas?
00:05:12
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Mom. Are you in the chat, baby? Get on my hot spot. You're not here. You're going to be fine.
00:05:26
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Jersey said hi.
00:05:29
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She said hi. She said hi. She said hi, bud. What up, man? who's for you but you You're a fucking Amish, bro. We was Amish yesterday. now we i still feel Amish because I ain't got no interwebs.
00:05:44
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I ain't got no interwebs, but I'm still here. I got the gerbil running. We'll see how long that gerbil can can go, can keep on running.
00:05:54
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No, I just naturally look like shit. this is ah This is what this is what the the laziest person on the network looks like.
00:06:06
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You know, the guy who never does anything. I'm just ran ragged for no reason.
00:06:15
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So, what's going on? Hi, Lovelace Angler. Good hell, man.
00:06:25
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ah No, just kidding. um Yeah, so it's been a wild couple days here. Yesterday, the power went out for several hours. Unfortunately, Wally is still dead in the water um with no power. Poor guy.
00:06:41
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ah And we have been without internet since yesterday, so that fucking sucks. even got out of the house even Even got out of the house and had to go do some... ah ah vacation shopping, right? Yeah, we'll call that vacation shopping.
00:07:02
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Did you find It
00:07:07
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it should just be my phone. um So, yeah, like we even got out of the house and in hopes that we would come back and, you know, maybe, be just maybe, maybe,
00:07:24
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ah the in And the interwebs would would be back home, but they weren't.
00:07:33
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yeah You know what? i really I really wish it was our fault this time. Unfortunately, and I'm sure some of you guys were affected by it. Oh, God, wrong one. There we go. ah Some of you guys were probably affected by it as well.
00:07:49
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ah um There was some stupid fucking wind yesterday. like um it was getting up to like 60 75 miles an hour and just ripping shit out of the ground and knocking power i don't know i don't know why power going down has affected the internet because the power for us has been back on for almost 24 hours uh and the internet's been out uh and they're still claiming that there's power outages in my area when my entire area is lit up but i don't know i don't know
00:08:26
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But I wish my Squatch family was to blame for this. ah Well, thank God for T-Mobile 5G. I don't need the interweb for my porn addiction. So.
00:08:43
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There you Did you get it? Okay.
00:08:50
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So many two babies tried that. Yeah, dude, it was wild. I was at work and I was standing out in the parking lot and I took my hat off and I just let my beard and hair flow in the wind. One of the guys said I look like a a majestic Norse god standing out there.
00:09:08
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I didn't care. It was actually, I mean, it was it was nice, but ah I could have done without. Like right before I got off work, power went out at work, so I wound up having to stay a little bit later to help with some stuff, but
00:09:22
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fucking weather, man. It's the end of the world. It's the apocalypse. It's it's it's ah it's upon us.
00:09:32
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We have power. We just have no interwebs. No. We went shopping today, so she got to try on all kinds of pretty dresses. She had no reason to assault me.
00:09:44
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We are but two weeks away. In two weeks, we'll be we'll be in we'll be in Florida. Two weeks from tonight. Right?
00:09:57
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So, looking forward to that. So, with that being said, in two weeks, the only person who will be doing shows that week will be Wally. I have will be doing nothing until we get back. So, there will be two Saturdays.
00:10:13
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i don't know why held up. Two Saturdays back-to-back where unless Wally decides to do something on a Saturday night, there will be no Saturday show. Coming up here at the end of the month it that's not even That's not even nice and or accurate, Mandy.
Navigating Online Drama
00:10:44
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I'm a good apple.
00:10:47
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That's weird. I might have to move that. ah I'm inceptioning myself. I got I can see myself on the screen here and then I've got our YouTube channel pulled up and I just put it up there so I can plug my phone in here in a minute so it's like double
00:11:12
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so Sometimes some assaults are like ah i I mean, depending upon what you're into, yes, this is this is very true. ah this is This is very true. You know, depending on what you're into, some some assaults, quote-unquote, are just foreplay or afterplay or during play or whatever.
00:11:39
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Some people are a fan of CNC. And if you don't know what that is, well, I go ahead and challenge you to put that in your Google box and enjoy what do you find. that Not enjoy it like I like it. It's just going to be shocking.
00:12:01
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It's consensual. It's great. Great great play. Great fantasies. Some people are ah not my thing.
00:12:12
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Not always. Sometimes. <unk> Yeah.
00:12:20
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Moe Dog knows what I'm talking about.
00:12:24
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slow Did you say I am a good asshole? I don't know if I said that, but I am. said I'm a good apple, but also a good asshole.
00:12:34
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Slore play. Poor slore whore play. Whoa. Say that three times fast. But, um yeah, so fingers crossed. Hopefully the internet will be on at some point tomorrow because Kayla and I have a show tomorrow, and we have not been able to do any research this week. One, because I've been doing other shows. She's been sick. And then last night I had a whole big game plan. i was going come home.
00:13:02
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We'll get something to eat, do a little research, upload shows, watch wrestling. And the only thing that happened was getting something to eat and watching wrestling on my phone. but So.
00:13:18
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Great play. Not my thing. Sometimes fine. I didn't say fine all the time. You can't add words. Yeah.
00:13:30
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but
00:13:35
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Why do I have a feeling that's going to be ah quoted in in some kind of trial down the road or put on my tombstone or something?
00:13:49
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Quoted the Glick. But no. Anyhow, ah before before we go down the road of any more debauchery, i do want to give a quick shout out to a network guest this week.
00:14:04
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Monday, Wally kicked off the week with Brock Talbot on on Speedway Stories with him and Johnny. ah And then Tuesday, I had Eli hanging out with me from from the Faster Horses. Eli was awesome. He was a lot of fun. He'll be back because i feel like him and I had so much more to talk about.
00:14:25
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But unfortunately, he had to he had another appointment. He had to run for a writer's thing down there in Nashville. writer Writers, roundtable writers, something. It's something they do down there all the time.
00:14:39
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And then Wednesday, i had Adam Arena on stand-up comedy on Click's Comedy Lounge. And he was a cool cat, too. He was a little strange. He was a little weird. But most comedians are strange and or weird. But he was a cool guy. We had a lot of fun chit-chatting and hanging out.
00:14:56
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So shout out to our guests this week. Next week, we've got a lot more guests. I don't know what Wally's doing. I never know what Wally's doing. um But Monday, I got David Earl Waterman.
00:15:07
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Tuesday, i got a ah a good friend of mine coming back, Zay Grassley, on Tuesday on Glick's House of Music. Like i said, David Earl Waterman.
00:15:19
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on Glick's Drive-In, and then Wednesday on Glick's Comedy Lounge, Miss Susan Horn is going to hang out with me. Another stand-up comedian. So busy, busy week. I know Wally's got something going on Monday, and he might have something going on Thursday. So and ah another anotherda busy week ahead of us here on the network.
00:15:38
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So,
00:15:41
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MoDog's piece clicking between the lines. Shut up.
00:15:48
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ah ah Maybe always. but What's going on, DJ? How you doing? It's it's your nonsensical I never said those words. I said some of those words, but not all of those words.
00:16:08
Speaker
So, yeah, if you guys are digging the guests, digging the shows, make sure you tell a friend, like, share, and subscribe, and do all that do all that important stuff that you're supposed to do. um What do we got? 16 minutes.
00:16:26
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Also, kind of on a serious note, and I'll make this real quick and real brief. I don't need to go into it too much. Ladies and gentlemen,
00:16:36
Speaker
If you feel some sort of way about me or any other shows or anything like that, there's a chatter's box on every show. And on Saturdays, the doors are literally wide open. Stop sneaking around in back alleys and running your mouth to people who don't fucking matter.
00:16:53
Speaker
Come and say it to me. It's sad. It's disappointing. And it's just a incredibly douchebag of you. Douchebag thing to do.
00:17:08
Speaker
I'm so tired of hearing the days and the dims and this, that, and the other thing when at the end of the day, it's more than likely probably just made up and it's a imaginary tale to make certain people feel better, but
00:17:27
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just do yourself that favor. Uh, I'm tired of hearing all the bullshit behind my, you know, the quote unquote supposed to bullshit behind my back. Um, if you got something to say to me, you got something to say to Wally. If you don't like something, just say it.
00:17:40
Speaker
I mean, nobody's to get that a fucking offended about it. It's the internet. It's not that fucking serious. However, if I'm living in your head rent-free that much, thank you.
00:17:52
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But that's all I'm going to say. I don't want to drag it down a
00:18:01
Speaker
The streamer fight? What streamer fight? I don't pay attention to it. Like an actual fight or like a boxing fight type thing?
00:18:11
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I'm well aware. i know who I know you do, Shaman. You son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What Jersey said. If you would like to send a donation, support the channel. By the way, if I can ever figure out how to do it, ah we can...
00:18:30
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have uh we could do like the gifts in the chat or whatever that is super chats i don't know and uh we're we're supposed to be able to um have subscribers to our channels now we finally hit those couple uh marks on the channel but uh i'm currently fussing with youtube about that i don't know what's going on but yes in the meantime if you would like to support the channel or donate or whatever Right there, the Cash App.
00:18:58
Speaker
Click
Birthday Shenanigans and Social Humor
00:19:00
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13. I will be doing something for for everybody who helps out and donates and and and whatnot. I will be doing something for you guys in the very near future. Just just bear with me.
00:19:16
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I couldn't watch it last night. I'm sorry. i We had no internet and no power. We were living like the Amish. We still have no internet, but we have power.
00:19:29
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Well, it wasn't directed to you people, now was it?
00:19:35
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I'll just say it. it's it's so it's It's so childish and so ignorant. And and people, ah you know, i I discovered that a couple people have unfollowed and probably blocked me because i I, and I only did that by accident because I knew they had some upcoming gigs and I was going to grab it and share it on the channel.
00:19:54
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um But apparently they have ah they have blocked me. not Not the network, but me personally. So I will i won't be promoting their gigs. I hope they' their gigs fail epically. I mean, I'm sure they will, considering they'll be there, but nonetheless.
00:20:12
Speaker
Boxing. yes
00:20:17
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What is like streamer versus streamer? That's so weird to me. I'd like to get in on that.
00:20:25
Speaker
I didn't forget your birthday again. You're just too damn good to fucking come around and say hi to anybody.
00:20:32
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How do you like that? How you like that, Rocky? I had a big old thing planned. No, you're too good.
00:20:40
Speaker
Stay the fuck off of it. Yeah, there are millions of others. Yeah, exactly. Go somewhere else. I mean, i appreciate you hate watching us. If you say you hate us and you don't like us, then you're watching us. That just makes you a fan, baby. And I appreciate you.
00:20:59
Speaker
But at the same time, Don't go tell somebody else for them to run and tell me, but especially when they're just as chicken shit as you are and won't drop names.
00:21:13
Speaker
Appreciate you, DJ. Appreciate that.
00:21:18
Speaker
Don't tell Rocky happy birthday. It's done and it's over. He should have been here.
00:21:27
Speaker
What's going on? A ham radio podcast. Why would this be a ham radio podcast? This is a nonsensical network podcast.
00:21:38
Speaker
I canceled your birthday.
00:21:41
Speaker
I did not forget, bro. I knew, and I was hoping you were going to come up here, but no. ah What up, Chaka? You were too busy hanging out with all your other white friends doing weird white shit.
00:21:52
Speaker
I don't know. That was cool, I guess. but but but but
00:22:02
Speaker
I don't have kick, nor will I ever. and I don't even know who Aiden Ross is. I've heard the name.
00:22:11
Speaker
I'm lucky that I still have TikTok, let alone...
00:22:16
Speaker
You'll never reach full Sasquatchian potential. What up, Shaka?
00:22:22
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What up, Scorpio? Mandy. Don't say hi to Mandy. She's being mean to me. Anywho's. Yeah, I'm done ranting. I did get a little bit of a late start tonight.
00:22:35
Speaker
So we're going to open the doors. Eh, not really early. it's it's a Make sure this says, yeah, hosted by the one and only, the great one, the greatest of all time.
00:22:50
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Say it with your chest, bitches.
00:22:55
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There we go. let go in oh shit, I got to. Swap around.
00:23:04
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but i did I did last weekend. No, two weekends ago.
00:23:11
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ku Man, don't even get me started on that bullshit.
00:23:18
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Literally took a drink of a beverage on camera and I got a warning and then I took another drink and then I was done for a week. um And I say it all the time. Meanwhile, there's a guy who goes live, my buddy Bill, who goes live all the fucking time on TikTok at a bar while he's drunk and drinking with nothing but alcohol behind you.
00:23:48
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and Never gets in trouble on TikTok. TikTok is a finicky bitch.
00:23:56
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and think it's also based off the fact that they don't have a lot of followers. and i i Not that I have a lot of followers, but I think the more followers you have, the more attention you get. i don't know, but TikTok is tiktok is in a whole other creature.
00:24:11
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There we go. Pin that there. There we go. Sorry, I had to go had to go pin the yeah link. The doors is open. For anybody who would like to join in and hang out, you are welcome to.
00:24:25
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Um, there we go. That was in a good spot right there, too. ah
00:24:36
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What up? Shut your whore mouth, lazy Jedi. That is not my name, and you know it.
00:24:51
Speaker
As my man Smoke would say, that's crazy work, bro.
00:25:00
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That's crazy work, man. Yeah, like, for real. they are They're live, like, every night. Drunk as shit, drinking alcohol all around them, and TikTok doesn't do anything. I take a couple simple sips.
00:25:15
Speaker
It's like, get out of here. We don't like you around here. kicking Rick's ass. You guys can all have that on your conscience.
00:25:26
Speaker
Rick's getting beat up, and it's going all your fault. And there's nothing he can do about it because he's a weak old man right now. His eye don't work. He ain't got no teeth left in his head.
00:25:40
Speaker
What up, Shyamalanadingdong? What up? thought you introducing me. a Oh, hold a second. ah Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage, the one, the only.
00:25:52
Speaker
We don't know what his face looks like. We don't even know if he's real. He could be AI. Shyamalan. Is that better?
00:26:02
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Now he's gone. I'm telling you, it's Jedi.
00:26:12
Speaker
Did you just walk through a vortex?
00:26:20
Speaker
Is Francis your Sasquatch? I don't know why I come here on Saturday nights.
00:26:29
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I know it was terrible. was meant to be terrible. I quit. Where's Wally at? laura Wally can run this show.
00:26:41
Speaker
So, yeah, bro, I heard you've been causing some ruckus. Me? ain't even been doing anything.
00:26:54
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Shaman's here, and then he's gone. shampe I think Shaman is in a black hole.
00:27:07
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but just ra I would tell Wally to run the show, but unfortunately he is he is powerless, internetless, and he had to build a fire in his house to keep his dinosaurs alive.
00:27:24
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So his dinosaurs are probably going to wind up eating them. It's a lot to unpack. Are you back? Because you were in and out. You were robot-y.
00:27:37
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Yeah, I guess so. i was ah I was leaving work, and I think it kept trying to like connect to the Wi-Fi as I was going around the building.
00:27:46
Speaker
Ah, maybe that Do you have automatic doors at work?
00:27:52
Speaker
Nope. Oh, it sounded like you walked through a vortex, and I thought that was going like one of those automatic sliding doors opening.
00:28:02
Speaker
Oh, no, no. I was actually already in my car and everything, and I waited for all my little... beeps and stuff to stop before I joined. and the Try to be nice this time.
00:28:17
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We don't mind background noise. My guest Wednesday night, was it Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday night, my guest Adam, he was at a hotel. he was like, I guess he cleared everything with security and everything like that about where he was going to sit out in the lobby area or something to do the show. And About 10 minutes into the show, this angry security guy came over and he was like, what are you doing? You can't be here.
00:28:40
Speaker
and I was laugh and was like, yeah, I already cleared it and I already double checked and blah, blah, blah. i was like, I'm going go ahead and mute your mic real quick. Give me a thumbs up when you're good. And then I had to like filibuster for five minutes. like
00:29:01
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Then after that, we were fine.
00:29:06
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I don't know why security would flip about something like that anyways. That's just ridiculous. As long as my audio here sounds fine, that's good. I don't really care about the video. If it's glitching out, thank you, Jersey.
00:29:20
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um If it's if it's a glitching out or whatever, as long as you guys can hear me, that's all that matters. and then we got and My PFP isn't glitching, is it?
00:29:32
Speaker
No, you're good. Okay. I don't know. keeps I thought it was one of those... a GIF that was... What in the fuck is Ottawa doing? That is a weird Canadian.
00:29:45
Speaker
Let me tell you something, little brother. yeahre You're a strange, strange little Canadian.
00:29:53
Speaker
Speaking of racist... What's going on, Mr. Glick? Man, you know, it's Saturday night. You got a giant racist on your shirt. You mean clicking out? Yeah, yeah completely clicking out.
00:30:08
Speaker
Don't forget to say... you're white and you hate Canadians, does that make you racist? No. There's like 99.9% of Canada is white. Well...
00:30:23
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I mean... Would that be a white-on-white model? I'd say more Hindu. I'd say more Hindu than white. Okay.
00:30:33
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Hindu, really? we got We got pretty much every country here.
00:30:40
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There's a lot of privacy
00:30:47
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not hate not not Haitians. um
00:30:52
Speaker
One of them countries. There's a lot of people up there from and canada from one of the why they There's a lot of Indians. really yeah i go lot of indians can't think of the I can't think of the country.
00:31:09
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What's up, Rock? What's up, traitor? You said talk to your shit. I'm here to talk my shit. Why am I
00:31:21
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a traitor? what do i i trader
00:31:27
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you said talk to your shit i herenna talk my shit why'm not a trainr You're traitor because you said I'll never become my full Sasquatchian self. Well, that's when you were accusing me of of terrible, horrible things, like forgetting your birthday.
00:31:42
Speaker
But if I'm not accusing you of that, then I will achieve my Sasquatchian nature. i didn't I didn't forget. I chose to not celebrate it.
00:31:54
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Oh my God.
Cultural Jokes and Podcast Dynamics
00:31:57
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ah could You fucking dick. Look at this motherfucker. was going to happy birthday. He's out there with all those other white people doing white shit. That's weird, bro. What do you think we do when people have birthdays out here in freaking Idaho? We come out here and we eat potatoes together. yeah i don't know if we're doing Utah. That's their bonding experience, I guess.
00:32:27
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your just stop No, man, no, for real. i didn't I didn't forget your birthday. What happened was I got sidetracked. but i but I worked anyway. It wasn't it wasn't anything special. went to Messenger and I seen your story I was like, good oh what was I coming here to do? So i I stopped by, I've never been there before, but it was a place called Dave and Buster's.
00:32:55
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I've never gone in there before. all you've never been to Dave and Buster's? That is a really great thing to do. It's so fun now. Yeah, ah yeah I didn't stay long. I realized that I couldn't find another black guy in the whole fucking building.
00:33:08
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But that's Idaho in general, rome pretty much. Well, I was going to say, we're embracing that free speech up in here. It's always free speech up in here. You know what? They had really good beer. I'm not going to lie. that That was my favorite. They had the UFC fights on. and And I just sat right at the bar and just had beers. And they gave me like three beers for free on my birthday. It was nice. I was like, hell yeah, dude.
00:33:36
Speaker
were you drinking Were you drinking local beers or just like regular domesticated beers? It's all local. It's all local stuff that they had at that. So I got to try a lot of different stuff. There's like this apple apple pie beer that I really thought was going to be you know fucking disgusting.
00:33:51
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um It was good. okay Did they think it was a new security? Probably. i don't know. Probably. The bartender bought me two drinks and then some other dude bought me a drink while i was there too.
00:34:07
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Oh, yeah. That's what's up. Can you guys gamble out there? This is the one up here. They have a section and they have like all the sports on and they have like the sports books open so you can do live betting.
00:34:22
Speaker
No, no, no. It was like an arcade thing. It was like a bunch of kids running around. Yeah, that's how it is here. But up by, well, for ours, up by the bar, they've got an area and they've got a whole bunch of screens. and They have like every goddamn sport that's on at that time. And you can do live live betting.
00:34:41
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um But then you got your arcade stuff too. Yeah, I didn't see that. I mean, I spent a majority of the time at the bar though, if I'm going to be honest. You didn't get to play no games. Those are some expensive games. I once bought, i once got $100 avocado there.
00:34:56
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hundred dollar avocado there ah Okay, Mandy. All right. You see that comment? I haven't gotten married. You're figuring it out.
00:35:10
Speaker
What were you trying to figure it out, DJ? Dudes buying other dudes drinks. It's kind of nice. Bars I go to, you guys buy me drinks all the time. I'll buy you drink. 2026, man.
00:35:21
Speaker
well da That's what I was laughing at. yeah Yeah, it's 2026.
00:35:32
Speaker
Dudes can buy dudes beer. right weird i'll buy I'll buy you a drink next time whenever we go to a bar. Let me buy you a drink. I'm going to take you home with me.
00:35:49
Speaker
Yes, yes. You're going to try to roofie me.
00:35:54
Speaker
then what you're gonna do how gonna carry my big ass out of there
00:36:00
Speaker
little events well I have to achieve my full Sasquatchian first. You're a fucking big motherfucker. Oh, shit. Me Sean would have to tag team, man. Whoa. Tag team, again.
00:36:13
Speaker
you don't say Let's go. Tag team, champions of the world. Let's go.
00:36:25
Speaker
What's up, you damn degenerates? I figured I better pop up here. I had to pop up here and clear out the, you know, even out the ethnicities and shit, man. can I know. i like good i was like starting to feel outnumbered and and I can tell, man. I thought were reaching for your bandana, Glick.
00:36:46
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You don't need that, man. That was a hood. Me and Glick got a special connection. I could feel his butthole puckering all the way down here Kentucky.
00:36:59
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What up, Tommy? What up, Rock? What up, man? going on, there orange
00:37:06
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man? Jedi's being shy tonight, but we'll always have this, boys. That is true.
00:37:20
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i'm still waiting on my paycheck from that gig, too, man. Got to take it up with Jedi. He handles all accounting and all the accounting affairs. He paid me.
00:37:32
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don't know. He said something about only having to pay you guys half because you're old and Rocky was black. i don't know. That's weird. did but He did, though. He did. I'm happy to get my 50 cents and use it to get up a gumball. It was worth it. And I got a free show.
00:37:48
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I heard him tell Rocky he was going to get 10 acres of land and a donkey or some shit. It's 40 acres and a mule. I couldn't say that. I didn't want to get him banned. and but I like that you knew what the fuck it was. You knew what it was, didn't you bitch? I did. I fucking did know it was. I'm going to clutch for the same
00:38:14
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That's fucking funny. Terrible. All right, so i do i do have a I do have a question for for Rock. I don't know if he knows this or not.
00:38:26
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Yeah, what's up?
00:38:30
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what do what do What do you call
Reflecting on Past Episodes and Drama
00:38:31
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the first black astronaut on the moon?
00:38:35
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yeah Fucking astronaut, you goddamn racist. Okay, you know. I did get stumped, to be fair.
00:38:49
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i was looking for all the ways I could try to twist that. Sometimes. don't really we know We really do tip the line this year's show. Man, you're rebutting bad, dude.
00:39:02
Speaker
Yeah, man. motherfuckers. and you're a button bad dude yeah man and you motherfucker I'm literally on the hot spot on my phone. I got to plug it in, by the way. I got one charger. I have to be going back from my phone to my computer.
00:39:30
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So what's been going on, man? ain't seen you in a couple of weeks. Life good? Man, not shit. I was talking to Rocky. What's going on, What's brother? How you been, stranger?
00:39:51
Speaker
my twins i don't like you i don't want to go here anymore ah I've been good, Sarge. I've been working a lot. We picked up this huge project at work and they've been running 24-hour cruise. So I've been the um been out of state. I just got back here a little little bit ago. um so But i've been I've been watching the show. i was watching ah an old show. I called Glick. It was super late. How late was it out there when I tried calling you? It wasn't super late. I was just right in the middle of a show and then when the show was over i got something to eat and we crashed out so it was probably around like 10.
00:40:29
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Yeah, i I have been listening to his show, and he went off on this gal, man. There's this chick on the show. He let her have it. Are talking about a chick? Yeah, I was listening to this the the Spotify on it.
00:40:43
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um He just let some chick have it. I don't even know what episode it was. I can go back and look at my list. It was fun, dude. It was fun.
00:40:53
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It was just like a really old one. It had to be a really old one. yeah It's been a while since I've lost my cool. Connor was still there. so Oh, yeah. that that one That's been almost two years ago.
00:41:09
Speaker
We're getting close to two years ago I found it entertaining. I'd pay advice to click off on somebody. It was a good listen. was a good listen Please, like, che it's it's been a hot minute. I try not to, man. I try i don't want...
00:41:25
Speaker
I've said it before. Like, I don't want us to have the reputation of drama and bullshit. But in the early days, you know, there was unfortunately a lot of drama. and And then I would only take so much before I would snap. I snapped on quite a few people. Yeah, that's why here. Fuck the drama. We got enough of that nerve. When we started out, we were straight drama. It was always some kind of drama. Every show. went on Every show.
00:41:52
Speaker
Yeah, it was, it was, well, lot of the drama, yeah, one of the, a lot of the drama came from one of the guys that was on here with us. He was one of my co-hosts, not of his doing. It was just a circle that he was around. They fed off a drama and shit. So every live they went into, they tried to create drama.
00:42:11
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And for the most part, I would try to ignore it and let it go. And, um And then eventually it would just reach a point where I'd had enough ammunition in the gun where I just unloaded on motherfuckers. And when they tried to backpedal, I'm like, ah, let's take a look at the evidence. Looks like. and Here's some pictures. Here's a little here room video for you.
00:42:36
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Yeah. So yeah it had to be an old one. Speaking of drama, what's up, Jedi? What's up? Francis. Oh, shit.
00:42:46
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I'm not speaking lazy
00:42:50
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speaking. Hey, Lazy. Lazy, can set dual stream up?
00:42:57
Speaker
Sure. most star Dual streams. You're swell. You're swell, bro. Jeff, are you allowed to be on the internet tonight? Did you get permission?
00:43:09
Speaker
Oh, I don't know. There's a party next door, her though. Shit. oop bo Party, party. Yeah, they got the party lights going and everything inside the house. I'm about to go over there.
00:43:23
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this Is it the party lights or it the police out front? ah Yeah, I just started to say that. Are they primarily blue and red? looks like it's green and red on the inside. Green and red, green and red.
00:43:33
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I mean, they got the the ball going in there, apparently. I was out about taking photos today, man, and all bars having their, like, St. Patrick's Day, you know. festivities and there was a ton of people outside because the weather nice down here it was like 57 degrees sunny i was just out that that's my element man i get out there and i shit and it's it's funny man when people are they think you're an official photographer for like one of the bars or some shit you know so they're coming up to you like are you taking official photos fuck yeah am come on you know
00:44:08
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Yeah, I am now. I'm taking a picture you because you look like a fucking freak, man. Christmas party? Christmas in... You're going on Twitter. Exactly.
00:44:23
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Slores of Cincinnati. Right? No, this was Covington, Kentucky, which is actually a little worse, but... I was going to say, you know, it went from bad to really bad. Really...
00:44:37
Speaker
Covington's cleaned their shit up here, man. last eight, nine months, man. They're really cracking down. There's not as much. There's more shootings and shit in downtown Cincinnati than there are fucking Northern Kentucky. i yeah i might be I might be selling one of my nuts so we can come to Kentucky this year to go to Louder Than Life.
00:44:59
Speaker
Where's it at? You know, you get more if you keep busting it instead.
00:45:04
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Bust. Two of them. I can still... ro bill Rock without a hat on looks like a straight up fucking gangster, man.
00:45:15
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He's over there watching porn.
00:45:22
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They got got a microphone over there and everything. this street Full on party right there. I'm kind of jealous. They're new neighbors too. and Go make some new friends. Go make some friends. Yeah, you don't have any. Go make some.
00:45:36
Speaker
Take some beer. i'll be bring your face Bring your face with you, though, Shaman. I don't know. They're kind of weird. They were raking leaves the other day, and they had, like, full shikes on. Long sleeves, pants. Fucking weirdos raking leaves.
00:45:54
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I can't stand people like that, you know Shaman was in the blow to rake his leaves. That was Shaman.
Humorous Interactions and Personal Stories
00:46:03
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That was ro Shaman. for neighbors I don't want to sound... He's like, they're weird. They're fucking grass cleaning their fucking cars and shit, man.
00:46:15
Speaker
What's wrong with these white people moving to their neighborhood? Is that he's going to go up? I'm not going to be able to afford to live here anymore. but Bringing the goddamn property values up. What the fuck? He got banned.
00:46:36
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here. Fuck. first What I was saying was were breaking leaves and long sleeves and pants and a floor and shiesty and everything. So was that like a ninja back there? just Wait, a shysty? What the fuck's that?
00:46:55
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It's a... Oh, wow. I should not... Man, you just gave away... Yeah. It's a good thing. It's good that you're not a BFB. I think so. Rock's like, well, it ain't 40 fucking mules, i can tell you that. That damn bro.
00:47:15
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we Poor sheltered guy up there in Minnesota. It's a ski mask, bro. That's what it is.
00:47:27
Speaker
know, right? that should i mean I didn't start benefits there yet. I got to April 19th. It's a ski mask, but usually not as thick as a ski mask would. there' It's just really meant to cover your face so you could rob people.
00:47:42
Speaker
That's right. They got popular during COVID. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. True that. They were like, oh, you want me to cover my face? Bet.
00:47:55
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who I just want you to know, Glenn, I have decided not to be a Sasquatchian anymore. That's okay. We murdered you out a long time ago. I am now Sergeant Modog's apprentice.
00:48:11
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I'll shave my beard. i'll save my rock I always wanted a princess, man. Sergeant Rock Dog retard. I couldn't put up random numbers. That's disrespectful. I got to to yeah to be creative on that. you I spell Modog M-O-D-5-O-G, but the five is silent. So, you know.
00:48:37
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Mine's a six. I kept a silent two, you know, training. Mine's seven. I knew it was coming.
00:48:48
Speaker
Wax your head. Rocky Dennis said wax your head. If he waxed his head anymore, he'd be stealing fucking Jedi's fucking whiteness, man. Take off your hat, Jedi. Take your hat. No.
00:48:59
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Don't do it, bro. Don't do it. I'm not giving in the pressure. I don't give in the peer pressure, Rock. Especially because you didn't even come on my show that time I texted you.
00:49:10
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but he came on your back You were supposed to come on our show, weren't you? holy shit. That's right. All I'm going to say is Glick paid me a lot of money that day just to be unavailable.
00:49:24
Speaker
God damn it, Francis. I call special fourbo don't even have no internet right now. You think my broke ass could pay somebody not to come up on your show? It was great, man. He called me up. He's like, look, whatever you do, just stay away from your phone. I'll pay you. Fucking Netanyahu of internet over here. We're wondering about our paychecks for that video shoot.
00:49:51
Speaker
Huh? ah I was talking to Jedi. We're going to your accountant for our payday. already put it in the chat. I said he was embezzling the money. actually encourage anybody and everybody to go up on a Friday night at 9.30 on the Lazy Shaman Show right here on YouTube.
00:50:08
Speaker
Okay, you sound like you're speaking from a terrorist video where you're a hostage. please not it i am know everybody I am in no way in distress. They are treating me kind of. If you don't want to get shot, you better say with more enthusiasm.
00:50:22
Speaker
There's not a battery on my next website. I did everything you guys told me. We know you can do better, Francis. Now do it.
00:50:35
Speaker
You killed my goldfish last week. I have to say this. The crazy thing is one of my goldfish was dead Sunday morning when I woke up. That's a warning shot. Oh, yeah. yeah Yeah. Next time, bro. Next time. Yeah, we can get close. That's right.
00:50:52
Speaker
i got I got two more goldfish. Don't get too close because I shoot back. Just know. You're going to find a goldfish that you've met when you wake up. You did text me. Hey, we already know you're shooting blinks, bro.
00:51:08
Speaker
My bad. I guess we're even now. Okay. We'll wipe the slate clean. wipe Like a fucking Etch-A-Sketch. Etch-A-Sketch this bitch. Can you do that one more time? Nope.
00:51:28
Speaker
Okay. Now you're on my shit list again. We wiped the slate clean and you're already back on the shit list. All I did was ask a question. Yeah, well, quit asking so many damn questions, okay? move Francis, get control of your panel.
00:51:44
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This is our panel.
00:51:48
Speaker
you're being cultural yeah this is This is our panel. we are united as one There's nothing that separates us, especially skin
00:52:11
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That's funny. buttons man' That was funny as hell. See, Francis, go up your game.
00:52:21
Speaker
don't tell ta pay him any mine Don't pay him pay him any mind. Hey, man. Shaman it sounds like you're cutting through bone over there, man. What are you doing? Oh, but I can some bacon bits on the dog food and then feed my bitch bacon bits. are you making it from the fucking pig itself?
00:52:43
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We. No,
00:52:49
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actually, I think you heard me close in the bag and then putting it back in the fridge. That's what was weird.
00:52:58
Speaker
Couple more inches, buddy.
00:53:02
Speaker
You know you want to. Take it off. Take it off like a good little whore. Oh, shit. but and Dang, he got way excited about that. You don't even know what to say. Speaking that, everybody subscribe to the Glick and Lazy OnlyFans. You'll see the conclusion of this video. This is teaser.
00:53:31
Speaker
There's a preview. for the la equal like
00:53:41
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Did you notice my hat? It says, all day I dream about Sasquatch. I know. and you hey speaking of it's It's scary. It's scary how much that doll looks like you, Jedi.
00:53:55
Speaker
Can you pull it back up? We paid tap dollar for that, okay? And I embezzled all the rest. Which one? Wow. That's crazy. wow was crazy look at the Look at the room, by the way. That is an actual build set. That's a real construction.
00:54:17
Speaker
I like that you told them in that first clip. to smile and smile you notice the In the second one, he has no not sure who's enjoying it more, or right spread them legs again bitch
00:54:46
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probably shouldt not enjoy <unk> as much as we do but be true take it off you lion slur yeah you know it's it's ah it's a pretty alright preview pretty alright pretty alright yeah see Jersey he got real flustered for a second man he's like oh how many have you had i don't how many what
00:55:21
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I remember that. Oh, that's so funny.
00:55:36
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Racket was very nervous that day. I
00:55:42
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i don't know what's going on. okay that You didn't see that comment? Okay, so F Joe, well, Kato, he said, dude, I watched the first Lazy Show, i was Lazy Chubb Show was on. Lazy said, with all the white bald guys on screen, Rackett must be getting nervous. So we got a buddy on Rackett. He's a black dude, and it was me, that guy. No, there's only me, bro.
00:56:05
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absolutely That's it. You're gone. I'm the only black guy, damn it. That's me, man. I'm the token black dude. There ain't nobody. but gonna be There can be only one. have a shaman and a rocky fight before long.
00:56:25
Speaker
Who shall be the token black guy on the nonsensical network? have the tiger. I'm Asian. I'm Asian. I'm an incredibly great at math.
00:56:36
Speaker
He's the only one that's not good at math, though. You're Blazian. You're not Asian, man. No way. He says Shise. You ain't Asian. I thought he was Black City.
00:56:51
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I mean, might be.
00:56:55
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he's in this What happened to the cloud background, Lazy? I like that one. I'm from Indonesia. I like you the what like the one you have now is what i'm saying. but Do you? Do you? can fuck you man and I think it looks like shit. Oh, God damn it.
00:57:12
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You know, Lazy, you know, take the fucking compliment. All right. Cause i made that background by the way. so Yeah. Yeah. I know you did. Shaman. Oh, you, do you like it?
00:57:24
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do you like it if
00:57:30
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a
00:57:33
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Background and making is easy if you know what you're doing.
00:57:38
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Can you make me one? Sort of back shots. Yeah. Yeah. Francis got real quiet there. He took the words right out of my mouth. Oh, no.
00:57:58
Speaker
Sorry, man. you I forgot it was your night to use the brain cell, man. Apparently, we're co-parenting the brain and cell tonight. Let's see what you got look um oh what you got. Jump on in. Appreciate yourself.
00:58:19
Speaker
We're always here. I want to know if he looks like Rocky Dennis. Right? That's what I was thinking the whole time.
00:58:29
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Rocky, do you look like Rocky Dennis? Yeah, think I think so. She's like, yeah, i look like Rocky Dennis. I am Rocky Dennis. He might be young. He might not.
00:58:44
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Oh, poor Rocky. He just wanted to live a normal life with his whore hot mom. Right. That was a good movie, man.
00:58:54
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Man, that's well. It wasn't bad. That Cher movie? Yeah, Cher definitely made it worth watching.
00:59:05
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i just wish she was wearing that outfit. to see Why do you have this as one of your backgrounds? What? ah What?
00:59:21
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That must be a Wally thing. I don't know why there's that. I don't know what Wally. What up, Chris? There's no reason to have that, by the way. Where is Johnny? There's always a reason.
00:59:38
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He was on our show last night. It was pretty awesome. I decided to start. johnny yeah I'm never on the internet anymore, so i don't even know why said that.
00:59:47
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Johnny doesn't come up on Saturday nights much any anymore. He hasn't for a while since him and Wally started doing shows together. Let me put my dollar down. You've been replaced, Francis.
00:59:59
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He only needs Wally. He doesn't need you. Did you guys have a good show last night? la Lazy? That's all right. Those two kill it together. They do. Wally and Johnny are up.
01:00:17
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yeah is oh You put time but two special gifts together. and they then it gives We're be hosting Helmet Wars next week. How you doing, buddy?
01:00:33
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The Nonsensical Network now yeah the nonsens is very charitable we give Mentally challenged people, opportunities here, just like the goodwill. We take advantage of them and give them opportunities.
01:00:51
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what hey we was watching us last technician but you're not You're not super late. I was really late. I'm in the Stone Age. got snow internet.
01:01:01
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Yes. Francis is really late. That means he's pregnant.
01:01:07
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Jedi, you and I have to have a conversation, by the way. Oh, shit. That's the last time we bled, Blake. That was the last time you bled. We're going to do this on air. I don't know if we have private conversation. Well, I guess you should put it out.
01:01:24
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yeah yes Surprise, Jedi. You're going to be a pop-up. I'm going to have some baby Sasquatches running around.
01:01:38
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Little baby default Sasquatches. It's going to freak out the whole world. What is this monster? Put it down. That's my baby. Somebody kill it quick. That ain't a piece of shit. That's my baby.
01:01:58
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Well, that makes
Social Media Personas and Identity
01:01:59
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sense now. Now I know why. So I just, again, going back to good old chat GPT, I asked it if Glick was a woman... I just asked it if you were a woman or not. And it says there's no widely documented evidence supporting the fact that Glick is a woman, but indeed identifies as a feminist.
01:02:19
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So there you go. I'm sure there's a haver there's a female in my family that that is a feminazi. yeah check me up Paying attention to the Scotto inserts, man.
01:02:34
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Scotto has never made me a woman. God has made himself a woman in pictures of him and I. There's somebody else on panel who's made into a woman a couple of times.
01:02:45
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it was a you time Just a few times. I wonder who that was. Jedi, care to enlighten us? yeah You know I don't blow them as often as you do, so you get all the good pictures.
01:02:57
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I'm telling you, I don't blow them. Fucking Jedi's rolling tonight, man. Yeah, he' saw he's got it, man. He ain't taking nobody's shit tonight. Fuck you yeah right you and you you.
01:03:12
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All you bitches is just jealous. Yeah, Rocky, Jersey's on point there. Halo would disagree with that sentiment, Rock. Just saying. You know what? I'm just saying. and that's what I'm not i am just a messenger. I'm the farthest thing from feminist. The other day i was just talking about how female sports aren't even real sports because I was bitching about Megan Rapinoe or whatever that stupid soccer chick's name is.
01:03:37
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Wait, is scissoring a sport? I mean, going to say yes. I'm going to say yes. okay i See, that's what I thought. If curling is a sport, it definitely is. exactly There's more effort put into scissoring than there is fucking curling, man. Or sweat, too. Well, is sweat is it lube? Well, that's true. Good point.
01:04:02
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Good point. You just got to spit on it. like right believe to stra You just got to rub the clit real hard like they do the ice. You got to hot
01:04:19
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two of that thing. What's that Sasquatch doing behind you, Rock? You winding up for a fucking piss or something? Exactly what I said, Jersey. It's a leisure activity. like your head is the head of his cock.
01:04:29
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You know? They're trying to call it a sport. Baby, you spelled sleazer wrong. Just saying. It's you doing?
01:04:45
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oh by the way what's going on kaylee how you doing
01:04:51
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Hello? I think she said... like I could hear... i think that's what you was humbled nervous I could hear the fuck you from 18 codes away.
01:05:08
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Speaking of slurs... Oh, shit. It's Brittany. What up, Brittany? What up, Brittany? Jimmy, what do you guys... What up?
01:05:22
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you wearing like one of those hippie poncho things? Mexican drug rug? That I am. Mexican drug rug. Where's your bed with the OnlyFans lights set up, man?
01:05:33
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Yeah. It's over there. I'm still getting my room all set up didn't make it to You're in Pittsburgh now, right? and About, yeah. very good
01:05:44
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Just hearing in the name of that city makes me want to vomit. i would go to um look at everything and we chetsburg i'm still getting it's a rock you're such a dick click give friends what do you like better pittsburgh or baltimore i i would go see very well we like bal never see so
01:06:16
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that you see if we feel If we dial in nuclear bombs and they would only take out certain cities, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Philadelphia, most of PA would be on my list. We don't really need PA. Nothing against a lot of people in PA, a but unfortunately, you have a few cities that make the rest of your bed. Probably most Texas would be gone. Yeah.
01:06:42
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Canada and borderline states. That means South Canadians. Don't worry, Jedi. I'll get you out before the bombs hit. Okay, you better. I got you, buddy. You can come be a repeat.
01:06:54
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Hey, I'm your revenue stream. You can't afford to let me blow up. you you You are. yeah Yes, he can. That's the whole point, buddy. so how are you working Are you working there, Britt? are you just whoring off your boyfriend?
01:07:07
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i A little bit of both. You're honest, man. That's worth something. I'm still getting settled in, but now I have a job lined up to take care old people.
01:07:20
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elderly and mental patients, if basically. Oh, going to take care of Glick? That's adorable. Hey, I'm just happy it wasn't me you man. I was expecting to say that. Really? yeah I guess God. i think At the end of the day, I think Modog and I would be better off taking care of ourselves.
01:07:43
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And then also it's a tattoo apprenticeship is coming up as well. that's That's cool. Hell yeah. And then we do realize coming up.
01:07:57
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You do realize they this tattoo shop knows that the tattoos you've given yourself wipe off, right?
01:08:05
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Did you forget? click i two one night ah Those are the dingleberries, not the tattoos. Which one are you talking about? Because I wear shoes without socks sometimes. I'll to redo them because they wear off sometimes. But they don't wipe off. What are you talking about?
01:08:22
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even if they wear off i don't know thats the quality is really there like the knuckles on my toes uh they just slightly wore off i just needed to touch it up slightly that's all fuck off like i've been gone for a week you sounded like a crow who the hell you mean francis don't talk to francis like that but he deserves it yeah you should
01:08:57
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it reminds me of what's that that's the movie with ryan riddles oh dead that's what it's from yeah okay i wasn't there when y'all did all that no but nobody was all that rick did that when i was back on tick tock when i first started on tick tock because my tick tock was literally glick talking everybody was like what is your name and i'm like fucking Glick. and They're like, no, seriously, what is your fucking name? And Deadpool had just come out around that time. And Rick is like, his name's fucking Francis. He fucking wiki-leaves to everybody. And then that went away until fucking Rick and told everybody. My cousin Charlie that is literally Francis.
01:09:42
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Poor guy. Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:50
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Rocky, you got to put shades on that picture and we would almost look like brothers. What was that? What's that picture from? Was that your Aryan nation? What was that? Not even a real picture. The actual picture, I have really long hair. That dipshit put it in the eye and put my hair on. It looks pretty real. It looks pretty real to me, Francis. It's like a black leather trench coat or something and some blades.
01:10:17
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If you catch my drift. Oh, yeah. he went He went to high school at Columbine, and by the way. I was the one surviving. i wasn't high Actually, I was in high school when that hit. I remember when that happened. they yeah They locked down our school. we senior nice of call the fuck it Why is your hair coming through your shirt?
01:10:43
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That's Sasquatchian showing its way through. Exactly. why Why am I oddly fucking aroused, man? okay that's That's a lot more therapy than we can give you here.
01:10:55
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Oh, God. Now going to. I knew that was going to a hit. I like you were trying to get a tap to his face and stuff for a second there. but like a little teardrop.
01:11:10
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Yeah, but not because he murdered anybody, but just because he's always sad. Just because he looked in the mirror. So yeah, put him on the inside of the instead of the eye. Goddamn Jedi, that was good, man. That was actually pretty good. Not because he murdered anybody, just because he's always sad.
01:11:30
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but Yeah. but fifty
01:11:36
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Why is it getting funnier every time I think about it more and more? Oh, God. I think it's what he said into. It's just because he's always so sad.
01:11:56
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I got to go at the teardrop to inside of us. Do it. Do it. me in the top left. I'll take over. ah I it
01:12:14
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well put me in the top left i'll take over i hate it here
01:12:23
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I get bullied all week long by my daughter, and then I come on here and I get bullied all night long. What's your daughter do? She's just bully, bro. She takes my money. She takes my lunch money. She punches me in the locker.
01:12:36
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Does she scoop her titties? yeah full bunch just gopa me the lockers but she scooper tities yeah Makes me wipe my butt with my fingers.
01:12:49
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just mean with the With his beard. Gives me noogies and shit. Wet willies. Regies all day, every day. She's like, my real dad would give me 20 bucks. last but Last time she ripped my underwear.
01:13:06
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Too bad for her. i can't den I can't deny her because she's an exact fucking clone. She's like a female version of me. Poor thing.
01:13:18
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So since Rocky's over there living in this land of make-believe, that picture that he made, all right I don't know which is worse, Rocky's picture or the actual picture.
01:13:32
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What's the actual picture? My picture is much worse, man. Yeah, I would say picture is much worse. You look fine in the other one, okay? Let's let's see the real picture. What's the actual picture? I'm currently uploading it.
01:13:44
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Okay, you got it. Okay, cool, cool. It's just weird that you just have it. Oh, yeah. oh you know Oh, okay. Yeah, i remember that The John Travolta looking one.
01:13:56
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All right. I was like 24 in that picture. God, man, I was a baby. Looked like you're looking for Cotter to come back to the fucking classroom door. Cotter.
01:14:08
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Up your nose, little rubos. I would say mine's just maybe a little better. like re Maybe a little. man look man who i had i had I had long hair. i mean, up until I was told I couldn't have long hair, then just found a loophole.
01:14:26
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ah i mean I mean, this is what I look like now, in all honesty. I mean, this is this is directly from my
01:14:37
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As you're live streaming, you're going to show us a picture and tell us that's what you look like. This is not this is this is ai see Shaman, you don't have to show your real face. You can just pretend. This is my real face. I put on all this fucking makeup for you guys every night.
01:14:57
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Wikipedia page. page. Wikipedia page.
01:15:04
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Wikipedia page. baby and need another beer i guess i means i you up i i want look look your wikipedia page yeah Now I want my own page.
01:15:17
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It's a Glicopedia. Just let you guys fill it out. and No, actually, yeah think I don't think you want to do that. That's a terrible idea because Rocky already comes up here and tells the world how racist I No, I think it's a great idea. like i think it's a important for everyone to know exactly who Glick is. We can tell his whole life story. Glickipedia by Rock.
01:15:46
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but I say let's do it. He once started as a humble Sasquatch in the woods of Ohio. Make like a video a montage, like go back on different, like.
01:15:59
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streams and just get different clips of him and put it together. I'm just calling Glick the movie. um you know what rocky You know what, Rocky? Go ahead and get on that project. I've only been waiting 10 years for your album to so we good that project Well, show the whole world, man, how you learned how to talk. to yeah
01:16:28
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that that that That project will come out 10 years after I die. I'll have you know, man. I i am almost there.
01:16:39
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You've been almost there for three years. Yeah, that's true. I can't even say anything about because he's right. also i also know that I also know that it's not all your fault either. Yeah.
01:16:52
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There we go. Yes. And then, like, doing things for friends. Like, you want to make sure it's perfect, you know? Yeah. and Let's see. that's You know what, Britt? You get me. You get me. Thank you. It's it's it's not only your fault, but also timing has not been a friend of ours either, so. Yeah, that's that's also true.
01:17:15
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Yeah, we we we need to to work on that, huh, Glick? Yeah, we probably should. Yeah. I got friends in lower places. When are you moving to Ohio?
01:17:29
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It would be sick. I'd be close to everybody here, right? Jedi, you out in... You're like hours away. Yeah.
01:17:40
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i'm like fifteen hours away from ohio yeah load offs a couple hours think modog's the closest one modog's just a couple hours away yeah How far away am I?
01:17:54
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ah Oh, Pittsburgh. Oh, yeah, you're in Schittsburg now. You're about three and a half hours away. Like
Severe Weather Experiences
01:18:01
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hour and a half from high school. so that's Yeah, about three for now. I think Pittsburgh's about four hours from... Three and a half, four hours from northern Kentucky. Yeah, I think I can make Pittsburgh in about three... Yeah, somewhere else.
01:18:17
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My name is probably the closest... Was it windy as fuck at your house yesterday? fuck yeah, it was. Oh my god. So we were going down the road and Tyler, he hits this pothole and busts the side of his tire open. So we had to pull over. It's windy as fuck. He had to change his tire.
01:18:37
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then this truck is going by and the lining of his truck like flew out of his bed and just comes flying out his fucking car. And I'm inside of it and just smashes down on the front.
01:18:49
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and like tore part of his thing up and like flew over top of them and like slammed up against a tree and the dude just like comes by and picks up his shit and like just dips out.
01:19:02
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That's a question. i What the fuck? That was fucking terrifying. It was like slow motion. It was just like flying towards me. That just tells you you didn't have any fucking car insurance, man. He had no shit. Yeah.
01:19:18
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Unlikely. ah like i asked him to stay behind but whatever but hes probably here illegally too I mean, it wasn't his fault. It was the wind's fault, but still, you know,
01:19:30
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insurance don't <unk> useful it was not probably least ye that's exactly what they're going to say never seen anything like that in my whole life oh my god you went little house on the prairie real quick yeah you just lost some cool points for me just dropped a little bit just a little bit it was wild though scary
01:20:03
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How don't I have a photo? oh yeah, I remember that. So, Glick, you didn't have internet tonight? You got bad storms going on in your area? What's going on?
01:20:14
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No, it was from the wind yesterday. We had all the crazy wind, and the the internet has... Rocky, to answer your question, you texted me no. I can talk to you a little. i know a little Actually, it's not that big.
01:20:28
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He doesn't do butt stuff unless it's on our OnlyFans. We can talk later. It's all good, man. Yeah, it's it's not that big a deal. We we talked about it. It's no biggie. It's all good. It's all crazy, baby. um Yeah, no, so we had all that crazy wind and everything, so our power went out yesterday afternoon, and then it didn't come on until last night. Well, the internet obviously went out the same time the power did, and the internet's been out for almost two days now. I'm not a little bit worried about that tonight.
01:20:59
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I'm surprised I didn't count it in porn flicks, man. power The power's been out for 12 and a half porn flicks. yeah I told you, I still have my T-Mobile 5G, the fastest phone, blobby blah, blah, blah, whatever Turk and JD say on those commercials.
01:21:20
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so I don't need their interwebs. I got T-Mobile 5G for them. fuck Two days ago, New Jersey had like 72 degree weather and the day it was fucking snowing. Yeah, that's how it was here. yeah we got Like tomorrow tomorrow, it's going to be 70-something. And then Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, it's going to be 20 and 30s and snowing.
01:21:40
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yeah Yeah, we've had it in like the 50s or whatever. Now it's dropping down. We're going to get the biggest blizzard of the year starting in a little bit here. Such a lot. Yeah, we're going to get like two feet of snow.
01:21:53
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A friend of mine, her and her wife were moving, i think this weekend, and And it's theyre they're out in Wisconsin, and it's been super nice. And then they're supposed to get a nasty storm this weekend and get like 19 to 20 inches of snow.
01:22:05
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Like, we'll pick the hell of a weekend to fucking move. Yeah, no shit. You're going to be moving during – your friends are going to be moving during that shit? That's crazy. Yeah.
01:22:18
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oh here i'm gonna head out the whi Wait wait way wait wait Brittany before you go I want talk ah wanted to show you guys the song that I was working on I want to get your reaction What is this rock? He's playhouse where you can just come and do it every one and promote his his his his stupid pictures in this awesome music. He's elevating the show Francis It's titled 6, 7, and 40 acres.
01:22:51
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six seven acres it
01:22:57
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Sorry. How's my Sasquatch song coming, Rocky? It is coming, man. You would not believe how much work I've been putting into that one.
01:23:10
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okay I ain't never asked you for anything, and I'm just going to bust your mom. I'm like, where's my song at? Where's my fucking song at, son? Where's my goddamn song at?
01:23:25
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He's just trying to find a word that rhymes with orange. I know. Yeah, this one. This guy over here. What?
01:23:44
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I ain't gay, but I do gay stuff. Look at you.
01:24:01
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If you're on your knees, I love my guns and I have my rights. And I fuck dudes on Friday nights. I hate gay. I just love my bros.
01:24:11
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And taking back shots. That explains why he doesn't come on our show. Oh my Oh. Isn't that Biscuit Beasts or something that? I love ia was in tears, man. I was in tears. I couldn't believe it.
01:24:27
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I like the reaction I got from Glicky. He's like, oh, what? Rocky, you're doing... That's crazy. That sounds so good. As soon as he said, it ain't gay, saw his face drop. but I recorded the screen. I needed that. Thank you, Glick. I'll look at that. That song goes hard.
01:24:48
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Just like they all just did. I like that he played it for Glick, but since he threw my picture up there, people are going to think that shit was going to be good. Yeah, what was up with that? It was the gayest picture I had in the catalog. All right, Brent, thanks for joining us. Take care, girl.
01:25:14
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rit thanks for joining the i mean i do share a girl get See you later. Yeah, look at that photo. What's wrong with that? Or this one right here? Yeah, no shit, right? That's fucking cool right there. Mine was the gayest one you had. Okay. I got a phone call. I'll be back.
01:25:36
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All right, Shaman. Tell your mom I said hi. Did Shaman say he was going to throw up? That was fun. got a phone call. Oh. i oh you know what my dog you're right i guess i could have done this yeah yeah that would be perfect yeah you've already ran through like six other pictures that were gayer you see and and you wonder why i give you shit like i mean not i don't know about gay i mean this is this is top echelon gay mo dog well you know
01:26:08
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I mean, there's a lot of gay pictures happening. Suck a dick one time. You're a cocksucker rest of your life, man. You know what? Just own that shit. Just own that shit. My dog. People don't forget. Especially on these channels, man. When we finally get together we go hang out, I'm putting that picture on a, on a t-shirt when we go to the gay bar for you to wear. Stop.
01:26:39
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I guarantee you drink free all night, MoDaw. Can I have You might not be liking everything you're drinking, but you're going drink it. Yeah. Oh, hey, the Lazy and Shaman.
01:26:57
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you might not be liking everything you're drinking but you're gonna drink it yeah you might lunch three days but you know
01:27:07
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oh hey the laz and shaman show they're live right now saturday nonsense on oh those guys like wieners
01:27:20
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especially jedi he loves a good wiener and
01:27:25
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That's the name of my 14th yacht. Jedi loves a good wienering.
01:27:31
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Not his 13th, his 14th yacht. He converted the the Oscar Mayer wiener mobile into a yacht. It's pretty spectacular. I've seen that person one time when I was a kid, man. You guys ever seen that in real life?
01:27:43
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Yeah, I've seen it a couple times. It's pretty cool. i use It's something like you've seen one of them.
01:27:50
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Yeah, it's something that's so weird is so cool to see. And you get excited for when you're a kid. Like, it's a giant hot dog driving down the road. Yep. I think they had it when I was a kid. They had it at a yeah full the Clippers game one time.
01:28:05
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Francis was groomed as a child, you can tell. He gets really excited. And a toddler and a teenager. Still. who Still. Still.
01:28:20
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I'm a little wheat-hearted.
01:28:24
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Sofa king. Sofa king. God, man, we pulled out my mom on Christmas and it was fucking hilarious. Rock that song you posted on TikTok at the end of February.
01:28:36
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what is What is that? I need more of that in my life. What song was that? It's complete fire. gonna have to go look because don't even know what I don't know what she thought she forgot the dumpster front of it cause that ble dumbmp stuff the The gay country song I heard that one on an ex Only fans reached out Wait, which one?
01:29:04
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Vengeance are you talking about the and Are you talking about vengeance and losing the game? Jersey. yeah I don't know when when these came up.
01:29:15
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It was rock kind of look like without a hat on. Who does rock look kind kind of look like that? I had on. Bad. Yeah.
01:29:28
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beja
01:29:34
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that when they look like Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does. He does for sure. but Wait, what are you guys talking about? They all look alike is what you're saying. i yeah Well, I didn't want to go there. Oh,
01:29:48
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oh man, where is that? Where did Jedi go?
01:29:55
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don't know. He took himself out. I think you picked him off for being racist. I'm on a different tab. I'm trying to figure out what song she's talking about. Oh, February 6th. Okay, so it is losing the game.
01:30:07
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Got it. Oh, yeah. We've we've got that. She said you posted it on 228. 228? The one i just found was the sex what's up amy you twenty eight mean what yeah um me what's up Jersey, is it this one? I'll play just a couple seconds.
01:30:29
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She said no. Is it this one?
01:30:45
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said no it is it this
01:31:06
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Okay, you said TikTok. I thought it was a ah YouTube. Let me go look. ah wow Okay, well, we've already met Rock Lee music limit for the night, so we can't do anything else. That's three Rock Lee songs in one night. I mean, Jesus.
01:31:25
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And not one of them, not a fucking Sasquatch. not one I know. this one We start the show with a Rocky song. That's a Rocky original. Yeah, custom made just for you with a tight schedule. Custom made just for you. I'm trying to figure out if Rock's banner means he's retarded or retired.
01:31:48
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I think retarded. Both. That's why I'm retired. He retired from being retarded. Oh, you're talking about that singing one.
01:31:59
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Is that the one? Stolen Valor, man. He gave himself a sergeant ranking. and Stolen Valor, bro.
01:32:09
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He's got the Marine recruit haircut. so could have He could have been like private. He should have been like private rock dog.
01:32:20
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we'll We'll fix that. Don't worry. We'll fix that right now. Is that it? is that it jersey yeah Yeah, that's it. yeah I think
Music and Family Humor
01:32:28
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it's that one. Post it. I want to hear it. She emphatically said yes. She said she's listened to it like 50 times.
01:32:37
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30 of the times you couldn't hear it because of the buzzing that was going on in her room. Oh, I'm slow. Oh, came back out of retirement to keep you in retirement. I was like, what kind of speaker interference or something? like with Yeah.
01:33:04
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I'm going to give myself a ranking. don't know. What's the highest ranking I can have in the military? A 25-star Gentral.
01:33:13
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Gentral? Gentral. Did I see that show where they came out? Five-star General Glick. The highest rank you can have in the military is president, because he is the commander-in-chief. I am basically the commander-in-chief around him. I am kind of like El Presidente. Of the forest, you damn Sasquatch.
01:33:32
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I'm president of all the Deer and Threes. Congratulations. the default, he has nothing to be president of, and he's jealous. ah Yeah, I'm president of these baseless. Jealousy is not default setting, so I do not have it. Well, you know, i guess if I'm the president of the force, that makes you the first lady of the force since you're my bitch. Oh, shit. I mean that in the loving way.
01:34:01
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We make a lot of money. I have learned already. What's up, Daniel? How you doing, buddy? What's up, Daniel? What's up, Daniel Burris? I mean... Daniel in the chat, Amy in the chat. Daniel Burris. We had an old discussion last weekend about his name, and he didn't even say anything to him to help us out.
01:34:19
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Tell us in the chat. Daniel Burris. Daniel Burris. It's basically Jersey and Amy in the chat. And Daniel. I mean, there's this there's a... there's a there's a There's a good chunk of people on the old YouTube channel that's watching and they're just being quiet.
01:34:37
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Don't be shy. Don't be shy. Everybody in here has had their shots except Moe Dog. True. i am i am I am still a fucking true blood.
01:34:49
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Pure blood. He's also the only one who doesn't bite. No, that's not really true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to verify your facts before you say them out loud, Glick.
01:35:01
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Exactly. It's called the element of surprise, Jedi.
01:35:07
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Surprise, he still bites. He's military mode. Trying to flank you from the left, man. Don't wear purple because he might mis mistaken you for a purple crayon. it might like like it oh hard on Oh my ah mo what up yaka My, uh, cash, my son was cleaning his room this week and, uh, we were sitting here I think I was getting ready for a show or something.
01:35:32
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And he walked in and had a purple crown in his hand. He's like, I was going to throw this away, but I decided to save it for Mo dog. Mo dog don't need a blue pill. He needs a purple crayon. That's know like, yep. Purple's his favorite ones too. He's like, I know that's my internet legacy, man. The purple crayon.
01:35:54
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Nice. Well, tell Cash I said thank you. As I told him, I said MoDog would definitely appreciate that. well I think it might be sitting on my nightstand. I think he i think he really thinks you eat Purple Crown.
01:36:07
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but fact Wait, he doesn't? He was like, he's a Marine. yeah soundss i was like, yeah, yeah, they do. and he helps him get them bad already.
01:36:19
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And Purple's his favorite. Yeah, last week we were having a whole discussion, Jersey, about Daniel's name, and dude didn't say anything to tell us we were right, wrong, indifferent. Just let us go, because we always called him Daniel. I called him Daniel Burris.
01:36:34
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I didn't pay no attention. And then ah later or Shaman called him Jesus Christ. I'll get it out eventually. I know. Just name everybody on the network. Fuck. Shaman called him Burr or Barry, and I was like, you're an idiot. It says right there. It was like, no.
01:36:52
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We figured it out though.
01:36:58
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I'm editing it a big video. Well, appreciate you got your ear holes on. right I thought it was pretty sweet. like he was he was that He was being sweet, but he was also being a smart ass at the same time. And I can appreciate both of those sentiments.
01:37:15
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Yeah. He's my kid, man. He is probably, he is probably, I don't know how he is my kid, but he's the sweetest goddamn kid in the world. But he's also a smartass. Hey, take check your TG.
01:37:31
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What the fuck is TG? right Wait a minute, they got bubbles you can eat now? Like bubbles you blow and then Rocky knows something about but blowing bubbles.
01:37:43
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Did you guys blow bubbles when you were a kid?
01:37:48
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I ran into him yesterday. He said to tell you, hello. i was in Boy Scouts. There's my dad joke for the night.
01:37:59
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You can like blow them and eat them.
01:38:03
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Hey, whatever. I mean, she her own see see let me see if you guys have heard of this, man. She got her nephew this shit from fucking China off TikTok. That's like shaped like a dinosaur, like a heart, like flowers, whatever.
01:38:18
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And it's a lollipop. And as you're sucking it, it comes with fucking earbu earbuds. And as you're sucking it, it plays fucking music that reverberates through the top of your mouth into the fucking earbuds.
01:38:30
Speaker
Have you heard of that shit? No. What yeah the fuck? It's a lollipop that plays music. Like, what kind of music? Like, do any music you wanted to play? Or already recorded music?
01:38:45
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Can you order me some of those? that's I thought it would be cool to have. I mean, I know what it is because a lot of the, a lot of the, like the meta glasses and stuff, that's how they do it. Now they just, you can hear the music and stuff and they just rest on the side of your head or behind your ear or whatever that was bone conduction. Yeah. What she said. I didn't know what it was called. I just, that's right. I forgot. She said it plays, it plays K-pop.
01:39:12
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um know I mean, it's coming from fucking China. So, you know Well, that K-pop is Korean. so I know, but... Maybe you should learn your countries and continents or something. Geography.
01:39:26
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My favorite continent is the purple one.
01:39:31
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Shama-lama-ding-dong. Ding-dong. How's your mom doing?
01:39:41
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you That was actually my boss.
01:39:47
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Mom, boss, same thing. You should have told that. That was bullshit. What up, Selmo? Mostly work talk.
01:39:59
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But it was all good because we don't always get that much time at work where we can talk about certain things. Do
01:40:08
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you finally admit that the money you found in the dumpster wasn't real? car Talk about certain things. Let me tell you something. I was so pissed. I sent him a photo of that money and he was like immediately, i forget what he said, but he immediately said something that was like, he knew was fake. I could tell. Like, what you trying to pull?
01:40:31
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ah something like that. And I was like, fuck. And I was like how did he know so quickly? Right. Yeah. It's um it's almost like he's five. I'm sure he's going to love it.
01:40:42
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That's what I said. That's exactly yes all right. I mean, he's fine. He's going to love it. he think He's going to think it's the coolest thing in the world. Yeah, forgot my Yeah, there's some wild shit. Fuck me.
01:40:55
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She took it so scary, she contacted him back and said, you sent me the wrong shit. Send me something else.
01:41:02
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You didn't know that they played music? She just thought she was buying a lollipop? No, no, no. She knew it played music, but she was but she wanted a dinosaur one and I think a heart or a something else, and they sent her a fucking heart one instead of what the other one was supposed to be.
01:41:17
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And her being the badass she is, she was like, no, fuck this. I'm reaching out telling them they fucked up. Send me something right. I told her, I was like, they could have sent you two fucking just round lollipops, and he's five. He would have liked it.
01:41:29
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ah Yeah, exactly. yeah At the end of the day, he's five.
01:41:35
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I mean, I'm not five, and I'll take the lollipops. I mean, I'm three. I mean, hey Gluten free. Yeah, I kind of i mean if it didn't play K-pop, I would be down.
01:41:46
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You know, it'd be cool if you could like, you know, pick what music it was going to play.
01:41:52
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Right. That would be awesome.
01:41:57
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It's probably doable. Probably an app that fucking handles it. Hey, you know what? That'd be pretty cool. And then you can get them like for different like events and stuff. So I like a funeral.
01:42:09
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You can play, like, sad songs.
01:42:13
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Or K-pop. You play that song. K-pop at the funeral. Yeah. I wish I wasn't blind so I could get me those, like,
01:42:24
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the
01:42:30
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i wish i wasn't blind so i could give me those like meta whatever sunglasses and wear them that's what these are um oh you got metal ones you hear what they were saying about these are how are you what they were saying about people viewing your personal stuff like you on the toilet and crap like that i'm on the internet is it is it men is getting sued for that
01:42:58
Speaker
Yeah, i don't I don't have these. These haven't been charged in like seven months, so I just use them as sunglasses on here. But yeah, when they're charged, man, they hook up to Bluetooth and shit. You take phone calls through them. You can listen to music. You can listen to YouTube through them, whatever. And honestly, they're fucking good, man. Like the quality on them. Like the sound quality and shit. And the quality when they use them to take phone calls.
01:43:25
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What's it like to masturbate with him on? It's fucking amazing, man. It is amazing. But if you finish on your face, then it still blocks your vision. Yeah, it shorts him out, too. So then I don't need to... He starts smoking. Right.
01:43:42
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Your head catches on fire. Yeah. But you're still in that nutshell and you can't do anything about it. you know yeah you like Then you're posting that clarity kicks in and you fix the situation.
01:43:57
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Exactly. Exactly.
01:44:03
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Can you see? I can. And it is not fucking pretty. What's up, Remy? it's It's not me getting younger. so Fuck it.
01:44:15
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oh look He wants to join you too. He wants to be your son too, Sarge. hello He wants to join the cool club. He couldn't stand me you. He just wants to call him daddy.
01:44:29
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I already do. Somebody changed my name to private. That's funny. We could just pay. He did that like 40 minutes ago. Even once I pointed it out, he was like, damn, you just demoted his ass. When we were talking about me being 25-star general, the highest ranking.
01:44:55
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He wasn't paying. got red wings Rock's over there watching him porn, man.
01:45:01
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Watching that interracial and her shit we've talked in last half an hour.
01:45:08
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was actually watching our first interview, your first interview on Glick's House of Music. Man, i wish i could take I wish I could go back and not do that. or I mean, that was terrible. Terrible terrible interview. Fucking wow.
01:45:25
Speaker
Why? What happened? was on the show, that's why. What were you doing there? Oh shit, wait, you said... You said... That was you, I forgot.
01:45:40
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Whoops. sorry.
01:45:42
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Yeah, what happened? Tell us. What happened to what, Rocky?
01:45:48
Speaker
yeah or that and tell us what happened to what rocky
01:45:53
Speaker
I forgot to properly with my first guest on this house of music. You know, we make bad choices in life sometimes. Live and learn. Live and learn.
01:46:04
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I make bad choice every time I come up here on Saturdays.
01:46:10
Speaker
I had it coming. You know, the only reason Shaman's outside walking his dog is he's fucking walking over trying to spy on the neighbors that are partying. are You guys want to be my friend? He's like looking through the window. He got it.
01:46:24
Speaker
I'm your neighbor. is Look, I'm cool. you Look at me, I'm cool. car I was just going to say it, Modag. Nothing happened in the interview. It was a great interview. Go back and watch it, Rocky Dennis. It was awesome.
01:46:37
Speaker
The guy down in the bottom, private E1, was there. Cher's in it. Cher was there, too.
01:46:48
Speaker
God, I would love to interview Cher.
01:46:52
Speaker
I wouldn't. I would. From like 40 years ago.
01:47:01
Speaker
You mean something else by interview. My bad. Yeah, she's going to be on the casting coach. I used to have really big crush on the ship.
Celebrities and Personal Anecdotes
01:47:12
Speaker
On the battleship and ship. She made that video. Yeah, the battleship. I mean, she's aging pretty well. She's got herself a nice little 22-year-old boyfriend or whatever now. I mean, she'd be cute if you could, like, turn back time.
01:47:31
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Yeah. No, you know who's had really bad blood surgery that used to be pretty attractive back in the day? Madonna, because now Madonna looks like a goddamn vlog. Oh.
01:47:42
Speaker
Oh my God. Oh my God. That fucking monster. She looks like Cher's son. She looks like Cher's son in that one movie you're talking about. A couple months of her, man. look look I swear to God, it looked like she had a big ass fucking depends diaper on underneath her fucking yeah cash game running in here and said, dad, there's a monster in the closet. And i went in there and sure enough, there was, it was Madonna.
01:48:03
Speaker
It was a Madonna. It was a poster Madonna in the back of right behind the clothes. I mean, dad, god what are you doing? Madonna. Ladies, just be like Jamie Lee Curtis and just just age naturally.
01:48:21
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oh Oh, yeah, sure that's all natural. Or be like Jon Bon Jovi, age naturally and turn into Jamie Lee Curtis. Because if you see those two together... You got a 50-50 guess. Big Bundy. I mean, my...
01:48:36
Speaker
you got a fifty fifty guess big bundy i mean my Michael Jackson stayed young forever. plastic six s surgery and He's also dead.
01:48:50
Speaker
He also became white. But is he? or but We don't know. We don't know. Is he dead? Is Tupac dead? Is Elvis dead? Or are they just hanging out with the aliens?
01:49:00
Speaker
Exactly. Maybe they're hanging out Batboy. I think they started hanging out on an island, bro. Whoa. Easy. Trigger words.
01:49:11
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I said trigger with a T. Rock. yeah Damn. Rock's going to beat your ass. if Yeah, right. 40 mules what?
01:49:26
Speaker
What are them mules going to hit your ass? With a hoof. Us would i guys are doing it. Do mules have hooves?
01:49:38
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They've got hooves.
01:49:41
Speaker
You can you can reach you a mule
01:49:46
Speaker
What if you've never shoot him? It's not I swear
01:49:52
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right baking up but i now i know rocky dennis is actually rock lee no it's not it's not i swear
01:50:04
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Rocky, you got to find a new background. I can't keep looking at that. know that'll change it i thought he was putting a teardrop on it.
01:50:14
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He keeps trying to put it on his cheek instead. and I'm trying to put it inside.
01:50:22
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I forgot about the teardrop. They're trying to put the teardrop where the load usually is. Right on the second
01:50:32
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peak. Got to get the load off there and then put the teardrop on. Oh, man, Rocky Dennis is getting called out in the chat.
01:50:41
Speaker
Rocky Dennis is actually Rock Lee, just like Shaman is really Jedi.
01:50:48
Speaker
show Shaman, are you rubbing your microphone between your hairy ass cheeks? What the fuck are you doing? You're to get a dingleberry cotton there, man. Mm-hmm. Where the fuck is that from, Ryan? I like i like i the pain.
01:51:08
Speaker
That's like a TikTok pain. Brittany's not here to shoot it out for you, man. tick That's definitely not on TikTok. That's from this house. That's a podcast episode.
01:51:19
Speaker
Look at Glick's eyes. It looks like somebody ate the last Hot Pocket and left the empty box in there. I'm sure you're in the middle singing, buddy.
01:51:31
Speaker
i think so Oh, let me find the video you're singing. I'll show everybody that. Oh, yeah. well that's what I love how Rock just combs through all the fucking catacombs. I could unprivate that, actually. You know what? That video's going to be for our subscribers once once we get subscribers of Moe Dog Jersey and I singing karaoke on an after show.
01:51:56
Speaker
yeah I want to see it. I didn't know what you guys did that. That's fun. you have to say Yeah, we did it one night. right Well, because Mo Dog and Jersey were like, oh, we got to do karaoke one Saturday night. And much like doing the roast,
01:52:09
Speaker
Like I've tried to do that multiple times and then everybody chickens out and nobody shows up. Then I wind up singing a song or two looking like an asshole. And Jersey's like, I'll fucking sing right now. And then, oh well, if you're going to sing, I'm going to sing. And i was like, fuck it.
01:52:24
Speaker
guys are going to sing, I'm going to sing. So then for like two hours, were around here singing. Yeah, it was just the three of us Our little trio. Yeah. Yeah, a little trio. We were having a blast, too. Just a little menage a trois of melodies. Finger blast. Oh, man, I would have liked to be part of that, man.
01:52:41
Speaker
Oh, yeah, why should the shows all up but ro me I at me, Rocky. No, just want to watch. That's all. I just want to be a fan. Why can't be a fan of you? Let me be a fan. You're only a fan. Oh, actually, Rocky, you still owe You got to come back on Glick's House of Music because you owe Kayla and Jersey and Mandy ah some live singing on Glick's House of Music.
01:53:09
Speaker
Well, i was thinking about coming back, and then you said that the first episode was shit. So I was like, man, I don't want to mess up. The first episode was shit. The second time got a little bit better. The last time you were on was pretty good. Yeah. Wow. You're working your way out there, Rocky. You keep getting better and better.
01:53:34
Speaker
Just think, 10 years from now, it's going to be awesome, man. How do you like putting those pictures up and calling me a racist now, Rocky? fine I have so many photos of you, you have no idea. Let's this. We need more. stalker-ish at this point,
01:53:52
Speaker
yeah that's fine driver's license i don't even know why don't know and your social security card no just just i don't know why rock has a few new credit cards in your name just saying oh he has the three digits in the back your credit card and i forgot you you speaking man i forgot man i could open up on every one of them is 067. oh the party's over guys it wasn't that great that's a terrible party if they're done at 10 30.
01:54:22
Speaker
There's a few people already leaving. I'll try to look cool as they drive by. You know what kind of party that was? Correct. Upside Down Pineapple Party.
01:54:33
Speaker
yeah he party made the like ah tea party life is still going life there Somebody said they're safe for it and the party was over. you know everybody's Jersey found out what a fucking Upside Down Pineapple Party was.
01:54:46
Speaker
One of her clients go one got an upside down pineapple out front of their house. Uh-huh. Wait, what now? Well, Jersey, here's the thing. up, Sarge. Once I'm able to make subscriptions available, I'm going to un-private it, but only people who subscribe to the channel can see it and nobody's pay to subscribe to it so nobody will ever see it so we don't have to worry about that true people will give subs you guys did great though yeah that's what I'm fussing with YouTube right now because they're not there's like apply here for the creator program and then it won't let me apply I'm going back and forth with customer service probably because you're not a real boy
01:55:40
Speaker
I'm not a real boy. um ah I'm a big... What the fuck, Rocky? Aw, Click's so cute. Look at him precious guy. Look at that precious. Aw, it's so precious.
01:55:54
Speaker
i don't is that Is that your nut face, man? Oh, oh, oh And right behind Rocky, I just nutted all over his chocolate back. I don't know. That looks looks more like a receiver's face.
01:56:14
Speaker
Yeah. No, no, no. I don't have to say anything. don't have to say anything. Just need to Photoshop Scotto behind there.
01:56:27
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and yeah My arms wrapped around whoever's below me. That's why I'm like that. I ain't getting away. I'm almost done. 30 more seconds, bitch.
01:56:39
Speaker
Almost done, little bitch. Sounds like a ditty party.
01:56:48
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but You just shove a pineapple there. Memberships? I don't know. Subscriberships? Memberships? i don't know, man. Chocolate Subscriberships. You
01:57:04
Speaker
try to remote control or clicker? You know what? It looks like a chocolate. You know what? If somebody can screenshot that and send that to me, i will I will give Rocky a taste of his own medicine. Of course, my chat GPT will probably lose his fucking mind, but he's an asshole anyways.
01:57:25
Speaker
Rocky, are you a robot, man? Is that why that red light's fucking ah emitting out of the side of your head there?
01:57:33
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He's a clone.
01:57:37
Speaker
what up daniel how you doing man david bird i know dan bur Daniel Burris Daniel buried for like a year daniel burris port highlights
01:57:55
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he loves him a good port city i've been going on daniel barrry for like a year I don't know what his name is. i don't know if it's Daniel Berry. Daniel... It's Daniel Berry.
01:58:06
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Daniel Berry Sports. I'm calling him Daniel Burris until he tells me otherwise. Mm-hmm.
01:58:17
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I think that's the proper pronunciation. Daniel Burris Sports Highlights.
01:58:26
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Oh, they got some nice ports. Yeah. Have you seen the port over in Canaveral? Cape Canaveral? Yeah. When I lived down in Charleston, the ports down there were awesome.
01:58:38
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We need more port highlights. I'm just saying. Yep. New ports. New ports. Your background,
01:58:55
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Every time I look down there, the the whole fucking whole train derails. Yeah.
01:59:02
Speaker
There you go, man. I'm just waiting for the next next one. definitely that and is devil It's Daniel Barry. It is 100%. He's a cool dude. All he ever does is come in and say hi, and and he's super nice, but that's about the extent of his chat.
01:59:20
Speaker
I think he hits up every fucking channel on YouTube, man. His support is unmatched. He's just a nice kid. I always like his shorts when I come across him.
01:59:31
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but um but Speaking of shorts, I gotta take a piss. When I come across these shorts, I like them. Is that a wart or is that his dick? We don't know.
01:59:42
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her
01:59:47
Speaker
Bad question. magic away now Wow. That was a photo Glick trying to show off his muscles. His muscles?
01:59:59
Speaker
It's Nussles. He's trying to show up as Nussles. Like, I'll beat you up, man. Don't come after my girl. This is the perfect photo for, hey, don't come after my girl, man. I don't play around. Him and his man fro. He's got a man fro in this shit. Look at that camera he's got. That's pretty badass. oh yeah scream fucking walmart nineteen i order I mean business i'll be business. business. Don't make me tell you twice, Luke. Yeah, man.
02:00:30
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there Be careful, Sarge, man. Look at that. I'll come steal your girl. He's about to storm your beaches on that one.
02:00:43
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yeah man. ah Rock, you are absolutely ruthless, bro. You are ruthless. love Shoot.
02:00:55
Speaker
I don't know, but like for years, I've been clipping him, man. I've been clipping him for nine years. I've got nine years worth of shit. You got so many pictures. I'm going to take you home. I'm on my guitars in that picture. Again, um that's that's my early twenty s Yeah, you just ate your spinach in that picture.
02:01:15
Speaker
You're about to beat the shit out of Pluto. rock Rocky said that was your I'm-a-steal-your-girl pic. yeah Yeah, that is ah that is Rocky has definitely entered stalker territory with some of these pictures because that is from my Facebook from over 20 years ago.
02:01:33
Speaker
Yeah, I'm like, we haven't talked about it after the shit, man. all but He just heard of speaking English two years ago, Rocky. You got to remember that. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Be quiet. The movie hasn't came out yet, man. He's doing a documentary.
02:01:48
Speaker
It's going to be on Netflix. The King. The Sasquatch King.
02:01:57
Speaker
Yeah, Rocky speaks fluent Sasquatch. Memoirs of a Sasquatch. Scott already has a picture you doing that. I was going to say, it's not the first time you choked on a long cylindrical. The last time he didn't choke, he got it down all the way almost. Should have hit my uvula, man.
02:02:18
Speaker
I can't find a video. I think you hate your skin. Now he's complaining because bruised his esophagus.
02:02:30
Speaker
Mo dog. Kayla or Kaylee just gave you some advice. She said all you have to do is breathe through your nose. It'll be fine. She knows. know <unk>s all about their It's all about control.
02:02:48
Speaker
You know what? but that thing It needs to say wanted at the top of that. Whoa. i I wish my head looked like that when it was shaved. but as As a former co-host once said, when I shaved my head a few years back, I look like a penis in Reef.
02:03:07
Speaker
But I look like a penis in Witness Protection Program. Because i I shaved my head and I still had my beard and everything. He's like, yeah, you look like a penis in WitSec.
02:03:20
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Got a weird shaped noggin.
02:03:23
Speaker
Oh, man, I ain't had collard greens in a hot minute, Salmo. a Mmm, some chitlins and collard greens. Oh, yeah. Neck bone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ain't had pig speak. Pig speak. Pig speak.
02:03:44
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Pig speak.
02:03:46
Speaker
I've been hanging out with too many white people lately. I'll make you some collard greens, man. Have you ever eaten pickled pig's feet? No.
02:03:57
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Me? Yeah. I've eaten it. i I've done it once. That's another that's all I'll say. tried it. a second time. There's they not It's... um It's an acquired taste, but also if you mix it with some of the other ah um sides, at you know when you take a bite, it's not so bad. but like What kind of sides?
02:04:27
Speaker
you know Whatever you want. Collard greens, rocks, dynamite.
02:04:33
Speaker
Did you say collard greens or colored greens? Yes. In honor of Rocky. Yes. Yes.
02:04:43
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ah So did it. So did it. so Oh, no. yeah I said words. I said all the words. Beer time. I'll be back. yeah oh and I love me some good soul food, man. I like the shit out of it.
02:05:00
Speaker
But you ain't got no soul. I got all the soul. like greens. peeny things He needs the peanuts out the shit of them, he says.
02:05:18
Speaker
Some good, some good, good macaroni and cheese. Anybody have money on the game tonight? like Magic versus Heat.
02:05:29
Speaker
Magic versus the Heat? Yeah. What up, JR? Are either one of them any good? The Jer.
02:05:41
Speaker
i don't know. It's 119 to 117, I think. that Nice. Eight seconds left. Proceed with the interrogation, Jersey.
02:05:54
Speaker
The Jer. Is it J-R or Jer? We call him the but stop fuck fuck Jer. It's the Jer.
02:06:06
Speaker
He really does remember.
02:06:09
Speaker
Are you in
02:06:17
Speaker
what's going all nightmar let' go what's going on then not too much bro just been chilling let me know if i'm echoing or anything i' just got you on speaker so like no you're good um i a above background are you in a hole Am I in a hole? Yeah, I'm in a hole. Do people take care of you and wipe your butt for you?
02:06:43
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I'm in a retirement home. um It's just a living facility. Yeah, there you go. yeah That's where I'm at. You might see some nurses and doctors walk in every once in a while. It's cool.
02:06:59
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Hell yeah. They got good they got good food? They got great food. They have um big titty nurses, too.
02:07:10
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All I want is nurses, big titty nurses. Hey, do you have an opening there? Shama's going to check in. I want if you to check in, but you don't check out.
02:07:28
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ah feel like I feel feel like ugly nurses would take better care of you. Yeah, they try harder. yeah I didn't mean to take care of you like that. I i know stra and perfections i'm gonna finish you off and i'm goingnna finish you off with quickly i'm trying really often here i know you're doing a great job That's not what I signed up for.
02:07:59
Speaker
I was just... Jell-O, what the
02:08:08
Speaker
Not at all what I signed up for. Insert that catheter, if you know what I mean.
02:08:16
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Not nurses from Mars. Best porno. see I'm Googling it. and You know, it's funny. as when i When I read that, I read promo for some reason. That must be innocent.
02:08:32
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must I had to look at that question. Oh, Lord. but You just scroll on the YouTubes it was like open panel live.
02:08:43
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I usually do that. I don't remember what the fuck I did. I was pretty drunk last night. I'm kind of drunk now, but, you know, it's just the weekend.
02:08:56
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I mean, I'm working on it. Bro, it's Tuesday. You're way drunk if you don't know that. but Yeah, man. very Nice It's St. Patrick's Day? Damn.
02:09:09
Speaker
Oh, man, I got St. Patrick's Day show. I got my man, Zay Grassley, on the show. to Oh, shit, that's coming up, huh? Yeah, he better be wearing the green. It's not coming down. Yeah, it's definitely not coming down. I do that from time to time. be scrolling YouTube and I'll just put it in.
02:09:28
Speaker
or a You know, if I got time, I'll put it in open panel. I haven't done it in a long time, but I used to. But I always got bullshit-ass panels that came up. Like Friday nights, I put an open panel.
02:09:42
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yeah now to Wow.
02:09:48
Speaker
it was like, well, these guys are cool. I'm going to join them. and i said Then I sit backstage for three hours. and Oh, my God. yeah you got nice she first yeah loga search Cheers, fuckers.
02:10:03
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back to you fuck
02:10:08
Speaker
Then I get yelled at, but I don't even come into the chat. and yeah your whore mouth, Clay. I was not there last night, but i was i was I was being Amish last night. I had no power. I had no internet.
02:10:21
Speaker
Yeah, you were being a Sasquatch. That's how they live. Yeah, yeah. I took cable to the woods. Rocky, Jersey, what's in the world part of the country you're from? big puts this Bigfoot's been spotted in Ohio like six times over the past week.
02:10:38
Speaker
i I know, oh dude. I've seen that. Yeah, he didn't have any power to go out in the public. on the show last night On the show last night, I reported it as Glick has been spotted in Ohio.
02:10:51
Speaker
Uh-huh. He i was i was i was among the masses. I was out peopling.
02:11:00
Speaker
Mm-hmm. You were actually out in the woods last night? Not don not only that, but I'm i'm on this channel. more On this channel. channel more uh several times a week and i'm still the world champion hiding secret nobody can find a spot oh that's a good thing he's cooking some rotten oh i'm in here some collard greens he cooking that soul food hold on hold on a second where are you at rocky
02:11:34
Speaker
Oh, I'm in Houston, like Texas whatever. Okay. Is Houston still the murder capital of the world? No, Baltimore and Chicago have always been the murder capital of the world.
02:11:46
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Houston was there for a while, man. yeah no baltimore chicago always have always been the murder capital of the world is that chicago houston was for there for a while man yeah they don't They don't count black on black crime for murder capital. It's not black on black crime. It's essay on essay crime in Houston.
02:12:11
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I can't take credit for everything, thing Shaman. Wait, essay on essay crime? Does that just mean there's a lot of spelling errors? What is that? for keep don lot point you to What you to You say essay like it's a written thing. like You know i got write your essay.
02:12:37
Speaker
popa eat la ah we lie and we cant we still era they home home to eddie barrero he had a heart attack shout it out heart attack your mother that man yeah our a this this next song right here this is this goes out to all you heart attacks out
02:13:09
Speaker
lot of your heart attack victims Sing it, Rock. ain't gay when I do gay stuff. You know that shit's on his Spotify and his workout list. ain't gay just because I like it, brother.
02:13:26
Speaker
The ghetto boys, his mind playing tricks on Stelmo. Rock's working on praying the gay away, okay? Praying the gay away. Don't pray the gay away.
02:13:39
Speaker
His only fan Cockley. You need to quit praying. We need Scotto up here. Where's Scotto? Where's my beautiful Scotto? He got ran off a couple weeks ago.
02:13:52
Speaker
What? He called me daddy and Kayla was like, hmm. shit. goes She turned into Kaylee?
02:14:04
Speaker
Kaylee came out of her real quick. But they're they're they're good now. They have an understanding. they They have what I'm saying. he' he's ah He's allowed. Well, they just take turns with the video recorder.
02:14:17
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Yep. Scott is allowed.
02:14:24
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Shoot bitches is all jealous how Scott treats me.
02:14:30
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He makes me beautiful. You're his bitch. I'm not his bitch. he just loves me. What the fuck is that, Rocky? That's better. That's better. That's better. That's better.
02:14:44
Speaker
looks like so glass hope it it so how i hope my family yeah place in it i thought that was jimmy That's better. yeah' That's does fan that that is dizzy fallon that ah that is a That is a much more much words are hard, much more better picture of me. that i rose that's i't it's ah It's a more refined motherfucker.
02:15:09
Speaker
um Take it down, man. Let's go. You it over and control the buttons. I like it, man.
02:15:27
Speaker
That picture of you and Rick stuck together like dogs mating is hilarious. That is i promote that is one of my favorite photos. for i'm good i'm going to I'm going to turn that picture into our Unnecessary Roughness like show logo.
02:15:44
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I'll put that on a shirt, too. um i want so I'm still taking credit for that shit. That was my fucking answer. You can, and I'm telling you guys, go to our Instagram and tag Bert Kreischer in that picture so we can get Bert Kreischer's attention because it just so happens that your boy hosts a comedy show now, and how great would that be for me to interview Bert Kreischer?
02:16:04
Speaker
oh just dreams It's kind of weird to host a comedy show when you're not funny. but the interviewer Jimmy Fallon's not funny Jimmy Kimmel's not funny Jay Leno wasn't funny and Burt Kreischer hasn't been on any of their shows has he I'm pretty sure he hasn't I don't know I don't watch their shows because they're not funny well not Jay Leno because he doesn't have a show anymore Burt Kreischer does Russian TV You say hateful things that you don't mean, Jedi. You know I'm funny.
02:16:37
Speaker
I mean, the pictures of you are. why do you Why do you want to hurt me? Why are you trying to hurt me so much? You're saying hateful things. Jedi got on the internet tonight and chose violence, man.
02:16:51
Speaker
I did not. I've never chosen violence. Jedi, I think after I get my 10th man singing, I'm like...
02:17:01
Speaker
think after my 10th mansion and my 20th yacht, i think I think it's time to call it quits. I think we break up. Wow. Wow. ro only are You can't quit me. man You can't quit me. I quit you. You quit when I tell you you quit.
02:17:21
Speaker
Hey, Sarge, just for the remainder of Rocky being up here. you're going to have to decipher between the two of us. So I will be known as Private Rocky, and he will be Rocky.
02:17:32
Speaker
Okay? So I know who you're talking to. He will be known as Private Retard, and he will be Rocky. Retard and Rocky.
02:17:44
Speaker
yeah it i'll be rides hardt It's private affirmative action. No, it's in his name. I think we should have a a battle of the Rocky. Who gets who gets to have the name?
02:18:03
Speaker
Who keeps the rock name? Oh shit. he's a part the What fuck am I going to do? Rocky of ages. much and I would like to know, Rocky, you tell me what you're going to do.
02:18:18
Speaker
Through the internet? Let me tell you what I'm going to do. Yeah, promos on each other. Go ahead. He's going to drive to Utah.
02:18:35
Speaker
he's goingnna drive to utah He's going to slap one of your 14 wives, Rocky. Rock Lee. Private retard. thing like that Private Private broccoli.
02:18:49
Speaker
You notice he said wives and not kids, right? one and so yeah that's round like The kids are round two. excuse but Rocky don't even know if he has kids, let alone how would I know that he has kids?
02:19:04
Speaker
Yeah. Rocky's got out so many times for Newport. That's a fair point. That's actually, I can't even argue with that. He's not even a smoker. That's a good point. You're pregnant? I got to run to the corner store. I'll be right back. Hey, other hey other Rocky, new Rocky, have you ever had a white woman put your house at 3 a.m. and throw rocks at your window?
02:19:26
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No, I've never had anybody throw rocks at my window. I'll be there in a minute. I'm going to be the first. nice that i on that was That was some good clarification just in case he asked about any other women who rocks at his window.
02:19:44
Speaker
That's true. That's a true story. and Rocky had a crazy white chick show up at his house and throw rocks at his window at 3 o'clock in the morning. Who hasn't? I haven't.
02:19:55
Speaker
Who hasn't? well They were crack rocks, so they've been throwing rocks. he opened that window no quick. Yeah, that window opened like a motherfucker, man. Oh, fuck.
02:20:12
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He was just hanging out the window with a butterfly and catching them all. right Because he's catching them straight in the pipe.
02:20:23
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that's all good mean those I was up there like Dave Chappelle, man. I'm on three banks, bro.
02:20:37
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Rock Tard's like, fuck y'all, man. I'm a veteran on this fucking channel. Show me some respect. You get to respect the rest of us, kid, which is... Easy, no dog. Don't call him a veteran. There some people who watch this that'll get butthurt about. Yeah. Is this
02:20:57
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rather this call is me this veteran 100% I'm the forces serge that's not disrespecting the forces i mean is is rocky Dennis is rocky Dennis stolen valor because we had rocky rock Lee and now we have rock rock Lee were are are you are you a are you a vt are you in a me affair no force yeah force Yes, Force. No, I said military.
02:21:22
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Oh, yeah. No, that's cool. I didn't know you were a vet, man. hass all not No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. no not you know you' The closest thing to being in a military. You know, thank you for your service. Shut everyone. Look, I did not. i did It is stolen valor. That's why i don't like this fucking government. I went into boot camp on that. I was in boot camp and you got for six months, six months. And I injured my knee and they gave me a full ride out honorary. Like that that's not. Why were you in for six months?
02:22:02
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like vol in time um he He got held back a few times don't worry oh and now you're just leeching off the government good for you fucking that shit Man, I am NOT I work my ass off. I don't need any of that shit. I saw this dude come home. We held a party back for the Marines and he frickin has no legs and no arms and he got the same package I got what the fuck is wrong with that Fuck the government dude. That's why I don't wait Rocky in the Air Force Yes He was never knew that.
02:22:34
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Didn't he boot camp and you fucked his knee up. Yeah. yeah Yeah, I mean, but isn't that all the Air Force really is? It's like, bro. Anytime if you want, you can make a metal mat to my kneecap if you want. The Air Force is really, bro. Can you fly drones now or something and still be in it?
02:22:52
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i don't know how. That's good that's why I laughed a sergeant's joke. I feel like you don't have to have a knee to be in the air. In the Navy, you definitely have to have knees. In the Air Force, is probably not so much. Those are like desk jockeys. They don't do anything anyways. Yeah, you can drive a plane with stoves. That's for sure. Drive a plane?
02:23:12
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i get a chance to do any They only let him keep it on the runway. You can drive around the airport. You can drive a plane. You just can't turn it on, okay?
02:23:24
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Rocky was like rocky is like, you've heard of Pip My Ride. This is Pip My Plane. Okay, fuck off.
02:23:32
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He's got a fucking chandelier in the backseat and shit. Oh, man. It's got hydraulics. The plane's pouncing down the runway. I need more snake like snakes. so What is that? Snakes on a plane? Kind of like that? Yeah. have you seen that movie these snakes on this but everybody in the movie but i know the quote i'm and fucking tired of these motherfucker snakes on this motherfuck play great actor of
02:24:04
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fuck love em po fiction
02:24:10
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I yeah yeah gli i was in for six months, man, and then I injured my knee. and i ended up You can take a metal bat to my knee, right? um When you meet me, can take a metal bat to my knee and you'll understand.
02:24:27
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i I mean, if I take a metal bat to your knee, I think i think think we're going to be going to the ER afterwards. And then I'm going to be charged with a hate crime. not This not work out. Glick is 100% accurate. I tried to set that up. So wait a minute. You're a giant white... I think that'd be more of like a crime of passion.
02:24:50
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Yeah, that's all it was. It was some kinky shit. I'll tell them. I'll tell them some kinky shit. It was kinky shit. It was foreplay, man. It was foreplay. It was an assault. It was foreplay, man.
02:25:07
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The judge like, why did you do that, Glick? It was a knee-jerk reaction.
02:25:14
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That's stupid. like I almost laughed at it. i the I still got the laugh. okay yeah so far i almost did it.
02:25:26
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why Why did you do that, Jack? I don't know. if It was the white thing to do. I mean, right thing. right thing right what's the boy Jersey, it's 11 o'clock. Bella needs her snacks.
02:25:38
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Just the saying. Well, Bella, it's snacky time, Bella. Save some extra for Glick. He needs his too. Grab another beer. It was the white thing to do.
02:25:50
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so yeah
02:25:58
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Anybody that just stumbled across this network might take the shit wrong. you know russian These are all jokes. these are all jokes which i fucking racist no they not None of these are jokes. This is all real life.
02:26:10
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Real serious shit right here. You know what he said. so It's super cereal right now. all right Right now. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms. yeah Especially Lucky Charms for St. Patty's Day.
02:26:25
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say ranold
02:26:30
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I haven't been having any snacks. Who's fella? Please tell me that's an animal. Yeah, it's her little dog. It's her pet, Ron. There was some real kinky shit going on. there nothing I'm past my lingo. That's our secret internet lingo.
02:26:49
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Is Bella talking to us or is Jersey talking to us right now? Bella's listening to Shaman's dog getting jealous and shit.
02:27:02
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Shaman's dog's over there eating steak bones. I'm pretty sure that dog over there is getting some weed.
02:27:15
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holding a bone wash. She's on it right now. ah You're holding the bone for her? ah A bone or your bone? Yeah. A bone.
02:27:28
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The bone. oh but The only bone. yeah or The only bone that matters.
02:27:39
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No, she's definitely an aggressive chewer. that's You don't get anywhere near that. there you Sam's got the only dog with false teeth. yeah The boy is he aggressive. Oh, yeah.
02:27:56
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Come it. Come it.
02:27:59
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So, Rocky Dennis from Houston, do you yeah have a channel? Do you like... Do podcasts or go live? i I used to stream a lot. i had like 300 and something odd subscribers and then i ended up in the hospital because I fucking drank too much a little bit.
02:28:19
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and join a little A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Too much a little bit. And I ended up in the hospital for a while. so I got all paranoid and shit when I was in the hospital and deleted my channel. And then, like, once I got out, and i think I was sober for, like, four months, something like that. And then I started drinking again. And now I'm good as long as I don't drink like that was.
02:28:46
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I was drinking, like, every second day ago. Back then, were you only drinking or were you maybe be doing those same mess too? I mean, I was smoking, like, THCA or whatever fuck it is.
02:28:59
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Whoa, hardcore shit, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most hardcore shit. You look like you're still in a hospital. didn't do it. I didn't do it. Look at these walls. I'm in the prison.
02:29:13
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Get me out. um then They're going to put them in a straitjacket soon. that'd be... Hell yeah, that's crazy. We've eaten lot of steak lately. Time's up. How'd you get on the computer again?
02:29:28
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So, Rocky, new Rocky, do you have, like, a YouTube channel where you do stuff on? You, like, do lives or videos? I just fucking asked him that, man. Where were you at? Oh, you were there. Well, I had my dick in my hand, and I didn't hear that. My bad, MoDog. My name's Pete. I'm Reed Pete.
02:29:44
Speaker
You really got to concentrate with your head. The foliage in the forest where he lives blocks out the goddamn signal. You know what? Don't answer that question. didn't realize MoDog already. I'll just go back and listen to the replay.
02:29:55
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Modog and are sharing the same brain cell tonight. We're fighting for custody for the brain cell tonight. So that is my bad. know, you probably could have answered it. I do have a channel, but I don't really like promote it or whatever.
YouTube Channels and Content Strategies
02:30:11
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I just like go live here and there.
02:30:13
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Good, because we won't promote it for you either. Yeah, I don't want you to. but This is is not the network. This isn't the Rocky Dentist Network. I think I'm still winning. I think I still only have like 40. We're going to re-ask questions and not promote your channel. That's the slogan. He's Rocky, you're Rock Lee. Why don't you shut your whore mouth, Rock Lee?
02:30:37
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right? The nerve. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
02:30:51
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Yes, sweetie. He's in a hospital drinking right now. you know what You know what, Jersey? That was going to be right. that was nice My next question was because I came in and got the tail into that. However, where I work at, our residents are allowed to drink and they have a happy hour where they do wine and and beer and stuff like that. oh It's not that far. when When i get put my kids put me in a home, that's the home I want to be in. Yeah, for sure. Whether you want to be go home She said the the new the new Rocky Channel.
02:31:35
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No, I don't have it.
02:31:40
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mother malcolm school there there can there will There can only be one Rock Lee, a.k.a. Rocky. That's why we said new Rocky. He's not replacing you, Rocky. He's just a just like a dumbed-down version of Rocky.
02:31:57
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No, in fact, he's new Rocky. He's just a newer model. That's all. He's light-skinned Rocky, and you're dark-skinned Rocky. Yeah, light-skinned. There you go. Yeah, we like variety on this show.
02:32:09
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and so we didn't have you know white marines and marines so he's the light-skinned rocky i'm definitely marine no i was just talking about the use of ethnicity and color right all right who is who is marco diaz saying you've got a few people again Oh, so quick with it. I was so quick. You should be proud. You should be proud, man. ba Bang, bang. We double-barreled that one. Yeah, yeah we okay, cool, man. Old Rocky deported in quicker than Ice would have.
02:32:55
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Oh, man. I was like where some mitch was like, I didn't even get three seconds. Fuck. yeah he came in He came in way too hot, way too crazy. Didn't he didn't even try to sucker us in. and i was already on it. um I am not on it. Thank God Rock's here. All I'm saying, Glick, is you can count on me, man. I was your sidekick on that one. i was That would be a fun stream, though, man. Nothing but trolls trying to join.
02:33:21
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You know, fuck with them for a little bit. Invite all the trolls in. That would be fun. Well, no, some trolls are cool. Some people come in with their trolley. But then the problem is... The porn stuff. no i idea have a good one j r appreciate you brother Have a good night, good night, bro. That wasn't you, Kato.
02:33:44
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Nice try, though. and but Some trolls are cold. like We had that cat that came up here that one night, and he had his little boyfriend with him, and they were trying to really get him, and we let him stick around way longer than we should have, and we fucked with him. You remember that, MoDog?
02:34:01
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That dude that was like, yeah. And then other times they just come in hot, but like every time you get a new person in here and Rocky knows because Rocky was on the trigger too. Every time somebody new to the panel, you gotta, you gotta be careful and you gotta be on that trigger. You gotta be like doc holiday. You gotta be ready.
02:34:17
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that's normally You normally put the locker screen up, you know? Yeah. So I, I, I stay on that trigger. I didn't even go to medical school. The sugar finger's hot, son. Because that motherfucker got double barreled real quick.
02:34:38
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to two like drop ah ah but Drop down again. you mean like he had two penises? two penises and And there he is in chat. Double barrel.
02:34:50
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yeah There he is in chat. Hey, you know what? Do that what do that in the chat. Do that the chat because all going to do is help our algorithm, you dumbass. Yeah. Jersey all over that shit. She's the mod extraordinaire, man. She'll be like, nah, bitch.
02:35:04
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Oh, yeah. Jersey already knows she's got she's got full reign to time somebody out or put somebody ah in the corner. Don't even have to ask me no questions. She'll have to say nothing to nobody. She can put anybody in the corner except for baby, right?
02:35:18
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That's me in the corner. Do not put baby in the corner. Or Jedox in the corner sometimes. And don't put Sasquatch in the forest. Right. He may not retire us.
02:35:29
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I know. We're trying to do reverse psychology on him. I don't think it works.
02:35:39
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I'm too dumb for that. he's like Why? That's my home. look Are you too good for your home?
02:35:50
Speaker
and and the shit that guy typed wasn't even fuck funny. it was like toilet kisser, toilet kisser, toilet kisser. What the fuck is that, man? I mean, my feelings were hurt. I'm sorry. i good to Try it.
02:36:04
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like So what if I kiss my toilet? So what? I kiss the toilet. Back in the forest.
02:36:15
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Does that make you feel better, Jedi? Does that make you feel more comfortable? a little bit, yeah. No, Kayla, to time people or put them in the corner if they act out of pocket in the chat. Don't even have to ask.
02:36:31
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that's that's not That's a given. Slap that motherfucker in the mouth. Sit your ass down. can't be aggressive in the chat.
02:36:40
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yeah I mean, we'll we'll we'll let we'll let trolls troll in the chat you know until they just start doing stupid shit. and Then it's like, oh cause yeah see you, bye.
02:36:49
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Sometimes trolls are fun. i do ah you know how many You know how many people... are there you know how many people have become my friends that started out as trolls. they They were coming in looking to try to get a prize and and they wound up having fun. And it was just like, I mean, there's a lot of people that there's some OGs that'll pop up. Rock the OG.
02:37:14
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Oh, hit the band. Damn, Trollbot got the boon. Yeah, so don't fuck around. He's a blocker. I have two blockers. I have you and Kayla. Block whoever needs to be blocked.
02:37:27
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You need a beta blocker.
02:37:32
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Hit that like button and share like my man JR. Oh, on the panel? Oh, I got i got the panel blocker. um I am panel blocker.
02:37:44
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I am the panel blocker.
02:37:48
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I am the panel blocker. No, that's just I fucking thought of the same thing, Shaman. Did you? Yeah. you the fire but you have up fires if You were thinking the fire starter, right?
02:38:04
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yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's the same thing. I don't know why that fucking popped into my head, but it did. Oh, no. yeah that my hesitate Yeah.
02:38:17
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Fire starter, wasn't it the Drew Barrymore movie back in the day? It was, but that's not what we're talking about. ah now You've heard the song and seen the video we're talking about, right?
02:38:30
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fart I can't remember the guy that fucking sings it. It's not Prodigy, was it? Yeah, Prodigy. Yeah, that's what was. Yeah, that's what I thought it was, too. yeah yeah ah had about I love how he sounds like he's a human ping pong. Smiting a bitch up.
02:38:51
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you say ding-dong or ping-dong? Ping-dong.
02:38:57
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I need to play with ding-dong. You got to give me Look, I'm going on the hot spot with my phone right now tonight, so so give me a little slack. Cut me a little slack. I said that. You sound good when you're the human. Cut me a little foreskin, bro. Just cut me a little foreskin.
02:39:14
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Just a little foreskin. Just a little extra skin off the top. Yeah. Get old Ricky in Shaman and rock don't know what we're talking about.
02:39:26
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um
02:39:33
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oh yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah, no, no Jersey. There's some people who come in they just talk shit and they're not being, they're being harmless and they're just fucking around in the chat or they'll come up on the but then you get obnoxious. so when you get obnoxious, shut up Rocky. That's why you're the fake Rocky. You're not even the, you're old Rocky. No,
02:39:52
Speaker
He said, you, bitch. And we never saw Glick again. Moe Dogg, get control your panel. That's all right, guys. I'm taking over the show for tonight. There you go. You thought I was gone. god That'll work. He said he thought he was gone. should hurt me. You should back, bitch. You get rid of me.
02:40:18
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That's alright. like I'm like the fat girl. I'm your friend to the end. What up T-Rock? Or T-Rock, however you pronounce it.
02:40:33
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T-Rock, T-Rock, T-Rock. Did you record that song? don't know how you pronounce it, but like T-Rock. I think she said she listened to 50 times or whatever. I recorded it, but I didn't um haven't released it yet.
02:40:51
Speaker
That's your question. How many rocks have you got in the band today? You know what? the The reason why I can't, Jersey, is because I'm scared of... ah you know I'm worried about Glick.
02:41:02
Speaker
See? What are you working on me for? i out my Oh, just to be quiet down, you. No, I was... I'm just kidding.
02:41:16
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I'm just kidding. He's been waiting on some music. I know some other music out. I know that he'll throw tantrum about it. But I did record that song, yes. oh I'm not waiting.
02:41:29
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I'm waiting on the album that I've been waiting on for 10 years, bro. If you put out new ones. But keep in mind, i i need things for that. And you know what I need.
02:41:41
Speaker
I know. Whoa. Whoa. That's some kinky shit going on here. Wait, the song? The Sasquatch song? Is that what you're asking for, Jersey? he wants He wants to take your private plane to Glick's Island.
02:41:59
Speaker
she was talking about song that asked him to play from. mean Francis's Island? Yeah, it's pair. I found that actually it, actually. Francis's Island? No, that's Francis Express is the plane.
02:42:11
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No, no, no, no, no Did you see my comment?
02:42:35
Speaker
like the choir boy like i've said and know li you see my comment What is It's amazing.
02:42:50
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He's like a regular old Milli Vanilli. Oh, yeah. soon i you know what i You know what? Tune in to Glick's House of Music sometime in April when Rocky comes back. and We're not interviewing Rocky. Rocky's just going to come on and he's going to sing and he's going rap and he's going to take your request.
02:43:09
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That'd be a bomb-ass show, man. He's trying to pimp me out, bro. here's my Pimp your ride. Pimp your plane. Pimp your friend. See, this is why i won't come on the show, Jedi. You see what your co-host is doing. Shaman, you're scaring away guests.
02:43:29
Speaker
Shaman. and shaman supposed You're supposed to uplift your fellow brothers, not bring them down. Shaman's not really black. She comes back to Milli Vanilli. I'm requesting that. To be honest, that's the best case scenario, Mandy. You should have heard the other shit we were saying. You never know what to talk about, guys. Who knows what we could be talking about? Jedi's not around.
02:43:59
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Look, i'm I'm the new, new rock. I'm Rock Glick. I'm the new, new rock. Oh my God, he changed his name. I've been dethroned from being myself. I can't be the champ. I can't be the rock. can't be the champ. I can't be the rock. You can't be a sergeant anymore. You're not a sergeant. Jesus Christ. Everything's been taken from you. You got demoted from sergeant to private.
02:44:33
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I wasn't my lieutenant Rocky. Oh, I can't be Rocky anymore. You know what? I'll to drop down. Jersey, I'll send it to you. How about that?
02:44:46
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i'll go to dropdown number one somebody jersey i'll i'll ah i'll send it to you how about that
02:44:56
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And then, ah yeah, I do have, like, a ton of stuff that I want to put out this year. Glick knows, even though he's making a big fuss on the network. He knows very damn well. I'm not making a big – there you go, Rocky. i don't think he knows anything. How often are you trying to put out this year?
02:45:13
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Oh, trust me, he puts out a lot. I'm trying to put out. Whoa. i shaman yeah I want to put out as much as you. lay old turn on your kid He puts out a lot. he's doing He's doing everything he can to reach. Are you going
02:45:33
Speaker
to put out that state? Shut up. ah best case in scenario shut late We can Is the new rock on the floor? Did he... There's no higher highs. It's just lower lows.
02:45:51
Speaker
Started from the bottom. We're still here. Now we're here. Yeah, you're you're always going to a bottom. Look, we've got shut hospital patients in here drinking with us and shit,
02:46:04
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man. Rocky, I changed my name. I hope you approve, buddy. I changed mine, too. that's crazy
02:46:18
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um the fourth man that's crazy I think this this is i think this is the first show on Saturday night where we've had so many fucking rocks in the call.
02:46:46
Speaker
so You can really smell the She said I like pressing the buttons. That's her, by the way.
02:47:01
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i like the fresh charges.
02:47:07
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Fresh Prince of Rock. Okay. I am the Fresh Prince of Rock. now I have dropped even further. I didn't do anything. Okay.
02:47:19
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you Yeah, Jersey, i'll send I'll send it over to you. I'll send it over to you for sure. Okay, you know what? I'm just... pretty sick.
02:47:37
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who Oh, God. Oh, God. Rocky and our finger are blasting the same button at the same time.
02:47:45
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About to end the stream accidentally. Yeah, that's what was going to say. You know
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02:47:51
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what happened. When you both finger blast at the same time, you know what I mean? The whole network shuts down.
02:48:02
Speaker
you pe Pew, pew, pew. got another set private, so I'm going to Be with them finger blasters. Hey, just don't bring back a new Rocky. We got enough.
02:48:13
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if we have too that a better for gro you Is
02:48:18
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I got you, dude. I got you. Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine, man. You know what? That's fine. I'm sorry, man. Let me just drop myself down here and move you over here.
02:48:33
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Just never mind me in the corner, guys. I'm just over here. There's only one real Rocky in here. And that is Rock Lee.
02:48:44
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I'm a retard Rock Lee. d see Everyone in the comments are changing their name to Rock. Fuck you guys. don't even think you can change it back for like three weeks or something either.
02:49:04
Speaker
That's a big commitment. That's a big troll commitment, isn't it? Yeah, it is. did it once on accident. was like, fuck. I guess I got to get another account. All right, here we go.
02:49:16
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New Rock, can you press the call button for me? you need There's nurse jerseys that are going to come down and sedate you.
02:49:29
Speaker
Wait, I'm confused. Who's New Rock again? Which which New Rock? New Private Rock, the third. plug and we we We have White Rock. The new White white Rocky.
02:49:43
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Yeah, we got some White Rocks.
02:49:48
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um so far i don lo I think New Rocky is i think new rocky's in his house, but it looks like he's in a hospital. I'm in a hospital. I'm in a house hospital.
02:50:02
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He's in a hospital. A house hospital? No, he's in a whole spice hospital. shit and I didn't think about that. should have said that. Rocky, I...
02:50:14
Speaker
yeah I'm the white non-hospital Rocky.
02:50:22
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I dropped the rock. I dropped the rock. I just like Sir Glickswatch. It sounds majestic and regal and important. I've been knighted. I'm important.
02:50:37
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Well, if you're important, announce that you're important. I'm important, yeah. that Never mind. yeah What happened to Rocky? Oh, God. Rocky and I are finger blasting the same button again.
02:50:51
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There we go. Cheers. You know, we we were just saying. Never mind.
02:50:59
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What were we saying? I came back to somebody getting finger blasted. Yep. The whole panel got finger blasted while you were gone. Damn. You know what? um know You missed out.
02:51:13
Speaker
Why do you squirrels? Shut up, man. I missed that. You missed what? What did you miss?
02:51:23
Speaker
i'm I'm no longer a rock. I'm just... Oh, yeah, you got finger blasted and then you went soft, so you're not rock hard anymore. Oh, no, i just I just feel like I was mentally molested by that picture that Rocky has down there on his BFP. How dare you, Rocky?
02:51:45
Speaker
Newark, you would never do that. Right? hospital Well, oprah Oprah said, you know, when you get molested, you you like it.
02:51:56
Speaker
Wait, what? And then you burn down Hawaii. Yeah.
02:52:02
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You know, you enjoy it. you know I mean, I'm not going to Sometimes I definitely 100% enjoy being molested.
02:52:14
Speaker
That's what Oprah said. I'm just... Wow. And she's a billionaire, so you know she's right. i mean, she's got money.
02:52:29
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I think he's in his house. His house happens to look like a hospital. Well, I was in a behavioral hospital for a little bit, but that's awesome. That's called a mental institution.
02:52:41
Speaker
Wow, wait a minute. I was in a behavioral hospital. You were in a mental institution. That's a microaggression. We don't use those terms anymore, okay? they that They're politically incorrect.
02:52:55
Speaker
You know what? you're you're You're right, Shaman. I'm being toxic. Toxic masculinity. of No, you can be toxic. It's fine, bro. I messed up. You don't have to accept this abuse. They have the antidote.
02:53:09
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Okay, I'll check my text, MoDog. Okay. but
02:53:15
Speaker
Oh, wait, you're talking to the other one. oh oh He's like, but yeah ugh.
02:53:26
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She sent me a text like an hour ago. Rocky. Rocky. maybe rocky right Rock, productive Jedi. Nice.
02:53:41
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We have lazy Jedi and productive Jedi in here. protect I would just like you to know that earlier when you were being my sweet little bottom, Kayla was nice enough to send me that screenshot. Yeah.
02:54:02
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Be ready. la All right. Be ready. All right. and of um just I'm just jealous of Jedi. There's so many. Hey, Jedi.
02:54:16
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have huge favorite of
02:54:20
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you. there's so many yeah you
02:54:26
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oh hey jedi have a huge favorite Huge. Nine inch favorite. Nine inch. Well, I wish.
02:54:41
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I mean, if you stack it together four times.
02:54:46
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Did I? Did I? said give it about three times Did I give me 12 inches and make it hurt? So I gave it to him four times and broke his jaw. It looks like he has an Audi belly button down below. a Well, the proof is in the pudding there, little buddy.
02:55:00
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And. All right, there. There's no pudding. no There's a little belly button down there. I'm a grower, not a shower, okay? You keep telling yourself, but the lazy Glick fans say otherwise.
02:55:20
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You wouldn't have three yachts if it wasn't true. He only he grows when he's inside, and when he comes out again, it's not wrong. He's bigger on the inside. It's like the TARDIS. If I only got three yachts from us, where did the other 11 yachts come from?
02:55:39
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Poor Rocky. What the fuck did I come up here for? i was like i got came from The The Or the Yatsy? yeah the yeah the ya sea or the yat sea
02:55:55
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She's wrecking Sasquatch. Mandy laying down to SmackDown. Growing from half an inch to an inch isn't really being a grower. Not really a grower. You know, Mandy, you're cut off.
02:56:10
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You're cut off. oh I think your dick is cut off. but Most of it is. Damn it, Chuck.
02:56:31
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I know i know we have the one that got cut off or I didn't make my joke or not bro.
02:56:42
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ah Well, not the one incher. Not if I can take a bottle down to the fucking neck. good Good point. Good point. and As gets reminded on here seven or eight times every Saturday.
02:56:56
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what's ah But you know what? Glick's the victim in the end. he That's what he claims anyway. He's the real victim. I'm a real victim. I'm a real victim. I just want to say, Mandy, you know you you got awful lot of easier than Jedha's last wife because she's in a freezer in the basement and he just cuts you off and
02:57:26
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say She's actually pretty easy to get off. but i guess for that one moon they That was great. You know what's fucked up? is jedi Jedi is reading this fucking chat.
02:57:39
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What the fuck, man? yeah You don't do it on your own shit. Isn't crazy? it crazy? nobody asked you to shut up. up on screen fucker hey shaman no november free session Every Saturday night, Jedi reads the chat here. But I don't blame him. I wouldn't read his chat on Friday night either because those are a bunch of losers.
02:58:00
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Hey. You got bunch of good people in there. Uh-oh. See, that's why Glick's too scared to come on our show because he knows the chat's going to roast him and he can't take it.
02:58:12
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He was going to have a roast on his show. I've been on your show. Our chat is the real roast. Roast. i've been I've been on your show. I'm the biggest thing that ever happened to the Lazy Shaman.
02:58:26
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so i get I gave Shaman proper billing, unlike some divas around here, and it was the Shaman Glick Show. I'm sorry, I can't hear what you're saying. I was looking at your forehead. I was slowly with a perfectly rounded head. There you go, Jen. Jersey's got your back in the chat, man. She said you were reading chat last night.
02:58:49
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see Small objects are real. Jersey's a real one. That's that's that's what I want. Goddamn Sasquatch. I got to get my internet i my internet updates from her, man. cause I'm not getting on anything anymore. so back i' I'm not ah i'm a fictional character.
02:59:05
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I'm real, bitch. I'm a real Sasquatch. I'm real life. I'm a real Sasquatch. I'm a real boy.
02:59:17
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i'm a real boy so the squate onum You think I'm going easy on that sweet little bitch? No.
02:59:29
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The harder I go, the more money we make.
02:59:35
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i mean, you were yeah, when you were there, they were reading, but after you left, they stopped reading. I went in there and said hi. Glick never started reading because his tape, his cassette player jammed and the hook down phonics didn't work, so...
02:59:52
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I'm sorry. He never saw the fucking reading is fun fucking little bus at the school either. so I learned how to speak from my Teddy Ruxpin. He couldn't find it because couldn't read this item. don't know.
03:00:05
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what you What you fucking young cats know about that? Little Teddy Ruxpin. Not you, Moe Dog. I would never make the mistake of calling you. Exactly. I was going to ask for clarification, but I knew it was coming. so you know You already made the comment earlier. You were wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood taking pictures.
03:00:23
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ta yep They're like, God damn it, Moe Dog got out again. Somebody go find him. Lock that fucking door, man. do You know what's crazy? when We had a Teddy Ruxpin and one of our dogs chewed one of the eyes out.
03:00:41
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So it was just a one-eyed Teddy Ruxpin. And when that thing talked to me, it gave me nightmares. sure There's nothing creepier than a one-eyed Teddy Ruxpin. That's scary. that's really there you They usually are consistent at the very beginning. It was literally like the genesis of fucking Five Nights at Freddy's.
03:01:01
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who Whoa. Whoa, Mandy. Whoa. Those were not my first words. My first words was, did you order the pepperoni and cheese pizza with extra sausage? Whoa. sent them like three months ago. They're going to be there. They had to ship them by boat.
03:01:24
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What up, boo manchu? You need some jerky with that? Jerky. Porn and the Teddy Ruxpin.
03:01:36
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yeah Listen here, you dirty sons of bitches. Jersey said, please make sure you you like, share, and subscribe.
Culinary Debates and Family Roles
03:01:43
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i don't know how to do that. She has to do that because you pay her so well to be the mod. so That's true. You do pay her.
03:01:49
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You know I should pay her to be a mod. Yeah. I will. I'll pay her eventually. off trin yeah is What is the exchange rate from pine cones to American dollar?
03:02:08
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and Probably one to two.
03:02:12
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get her like trinkets and snackies. Snackies. Snackies. I wrote this squirrel tale.
03:02:21
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I got a question. Something she asked me yesterday that I'd never seen before. So I'm going to throw it out to the panel and see if you guys have heard of this. Baby carrots cooked in butter with cinnamon on them.
03:02:38
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ye You ever heard of that shit? okay I've heard of it, but I don't like cooked carrots, but I have heard of that. It's it's delicious. was that where Was that what you were snacking on, George? She sent me she showed me a picture of She told me, and I was like, oh that sounds fucking disgusting. And then she sent me a picture, and I was like, no, never mind. I'd eat that. That looks pretty good.
03:02:58
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No, it's fucking delicious, dude. Do you put brown sugar? Do you like baked beans? Yeah. You put brown sugar in your baked beans? Yeah, yeah. yeah i put big vs in my brother Yeah. I don't, there was just something about like butter, cinnamon and baby carrots that initially didn't sound good. But then when I saw the picture, I was like, oh yeah, no, fuck that. That looks good. Yeah.
03:03:21
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yeah It's, it's, it's good. It's delicious. I love, I love it. I had never heard of It's not delicious. It's not delicious. Don't get me wrong. I don't like the texture of it. I don't like mushy carrots.
03:03:34
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Cooked carrots are always mushy. Oh, yeah. No, i love raw carrots, whatever. See, I always think it's a good friend in my brain. So when I have mushy carrots, I'm like, ugh.
03:03:46
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That's like those fucking English motherfuckers eating mushy peas and shit. Yeah. Look at that. that's i think I think that's why we started our own country rather than i think it is all the other shit they tell us. Parsley is an unnecessary thing. All that is is that's just that's just to make it look pretty. Parsley doesn't do anything. Exactly. It just makes it green.
03:04:11
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partially it just it's it' it's It's there for aesthetic. It's pleasing on the eyes. it's It makes it look... Yeah, you just put lipstick on a pig.
03:04:23
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Yeah, so when you you cook your carrots, so i don't care I don't care if carrots are mushy or whatever, but when you cook your carrots, this is me, if I have baby carrots, I'm going to cook them to where they're just a little bit crunch.
03:04:38
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but on the inside you get a little bit of crunch Do a little butter. Do a little brown sugar. Trey man. Yeah. they lot I learned something new yesterday. Yeah, man.
03:04:51
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This delicious. Yeah, not too mushy. like
03:04:55
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Yeah, yeah. That's all parsley does. It just makes stuff look pretty. Simple man. five hundred some That's why I put a bow on my dick. Make it look pretty.
03:05:08
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make Make it look great. I wish a bow would fit on my dick.
03:05:15
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They got those baby bows. First and foremost, I'm not going anywhere and and and using the words baby and my dick in the same sentence.
03:05:27
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that's exciting bad up your so you and buying and What if you went to buy a bag of baby dick? was And put some carrots in with it. Yeah, baby carrot dicks. Kayla and I were at Spencer's a couple weeks ago, there's like this little stuffed animal, and it has a bag of dicks, and it's got a bunch of little stuffed bag stuff.
03:05:51
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It's got an actual bag of like little stuffed dicks in it, and I kind of want to buy it. That had to be in a mall, right?
03:06:01
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what if you move it go around wow good that had to be in a mall right Yeah, it was in the mall. I legit haven't been in a Spencer since like 1983. It was in the Mound Ball because I'm not racist. So I don't call it by its cultural unensor cultural culturally unsensitive name. I call it the Indigenous People's Mound Ball here where I live. Because I'm not a racist despite what Rock Lee says.
03:06:36
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What the fuck are you talking about? I believe Rocky. Calm down. You're like trying to in justify yourself and there's no reason i have to. I new iraqey right fuck dad justify it justify the hell out it i just either i have to justify myself.
03:06:55
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that's like what gal started it off with I'm not a racist, but... that makes say Exactly. when me try to like play I don't mean to offend you, but... yeah If he doesn't justify, then we're going to crucify. so he whether Oh, I ain't never heard of those words. really If I'm going to offend you, I'm going to offend you. I don't mean to offend you, but but... are you sipping on there, Jedi? I'm not talking about...
03:07:25
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Vodka 7-Up and Baja Blast. Baby Dick. Why is it brown? It's not brown. and Hold your glass up. Hold your glass up. Well, that was affected.
03:07:41
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I can't even see it because it was... Yeah, does look brown. It looks like sweet tea. Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking, Rocky. yeah Yeah, it's the camera. So, Vodka 7-Up and Baja Blast.
03:07:55
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mo this that Just a splash of Baja Blast it adds a little bit of flavor to it. you a boy blood Political correctness for pussy.
03:08:08
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Well, we're politically correct here on the non-consumable network. so i guess always We've never not been politically correct around here. yeah We don't ever want to offend anybody. We're all inclusive. we we we don't We don't offend here on the nonsense. Wick is president of the forest as head Saswatch, so he would never say anything to disparage his constituents.
03:08:29
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Did No, my forest people love me. I can say whatever I want. You got voted in unanimously. Unanimously.
03:08:42
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Uncontested. Nobody contested. Landslide victory.
03:08:49
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It's great to be king. man you said okay No, you're president. Quit trying to be a dictator. Yeah, don't be a dictator. We're talking about carrots, motherfucker.
03:09:00
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with it up I was going to make some kind of tater joke, but you beat to it. He probably did better anyway, so it's good you didn't. I just thought it was funnier. All right? You didn't let me finish speaking. I'd much rather be a dictator than a dick taster. I don't why we let you start speaking.
03:09:20
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Than a what? Dick taster? A dick taster like Fidel Bongs. Fidel Bongs is a dick taster.
03:09:30
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Well, that might be Rock's doing. he lost He left, you know, so... Yeah, he put that picture up of fucking Jedi and then he just left. Incredible Hulk over there. the Incredible Hulk.
03:09:42
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He's butt naked covered in peanut butter.
03:09:47
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wow Wow. I always preferred the rough tongue of a cat, but you know, whatever. either way I think anything would lick you off. Cows have rough tongues too. does? Cows?
03:10:01
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what does cows yeah You gotta wait till they come home though. I don't even want to know how you know that fucking click. I don't even want to know, man.
03:10:14
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And don't say it's going to fucking live in Ohio. I've seen many years working on a farm, you know. yeah Sometimes you get lonely out there on the farm. Well, there's not a lot of other Sasquatches out there. You gotta find other ways to breed. Is a cow tongue really tough?
03:10:31
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it really rough like a cat?
03:10:35
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You've never had cow tongue? You've never had a cow tongue? I've eaten so much shit. I had a cow throat, though. This has gone off. Get control of your damn panel.
03:10:56
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What did that throat do? What did that throat do?
03:11:01
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Let me tell you something. got like three stomachs what
03:11:06
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stomachs. means movies no thank you Yeah, New Rock, we don't kink shame here. We don't kink shame here. We We don't kink shame, buddy.
03:11:19
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We'll nerd shame in a heartbeat. Just remember. this Just remember. No.
03:11:29
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No, man. top gun to convert that that Yeah, me too, bro. bro Thursday? Thanks for having another seizure. that and out That's what an actual stroke looks like live. Okay, cool.
03:11:47
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She's stroking it. She's like, don't mind me. Kayla's laying on the bed like, no.
03:12:00
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Knowing Kayla, she passed out an hour ago. She took her meds. She hit her weed pit. I think she's gone. She's gone. She's gone. But Kaylee's still there. Kaylee's wandering around the house eating all the snacks and the pizza and shit.
03:12:16
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didn' Give it about a half hour 45 minutes Kayla will be up for snacking Have you guys noticed since Kayla is living with him What have we not heard Glick do in like I don't know, month and a half part Uber Uber Uber some beer He's just a goddamn hot air balloon I Ubered beer not too long ago it has been i I haven't heard you door dash fucking beer in forever dude ah You know what? I'll tell you when the last time I Ubered beer was.
03:12:47
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Or DoorDash beer was. I'm not arguing with you. You're definitely not wrong. It has been a little hot minute. e But you ain't right neither, though.
03:12:58
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All right? yeah are The people that usually bring it to you are going to do a wellness check soon. want you to fucking know that.
03:13:09
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This motherfucker's scrolling, scrolling. I'm looking. there I'm actually looking. like coming and scrolling curious um which I I also have to remember there's like 47 other people on my goddamn DoorDash.
03:13:25
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i don't know. Last month I ordered hu February 7th. del those That was before the show. Never mind. I didn't want to go out. I didn't want to go out. I think that was before the show. Yeah, that was before the show. and Never mind. I got beer and chocolate.
03:13:45
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Mama wanted chocolate. a Beer and chocolate. That's a disgusting combo. it's fucking His door dash driver is like, this motherfucker's got people killed captive in this house. I'll tell you, the last time I, and I'm pretty sure this is during the show or after the show, the last time was this before Christmas.
03:14:06
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See, I told you it's been a hot minute, man. Yeah. Got your woman in there taking care you and shit, man. She definitely takes care of me. That's for him, sure. She keeps the beer and the fucking Lucky Charms stocked. You're good to go, man.
03:14:20
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Dude, Lucky Charms are so good. Oh, they're always going to be Lucky Charms. Yeah. oh Lucky Charms are delicious.
03:14:32
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but Mandy said your door dash is outside the window with a boombox and a beer. That's pretty good and oh why Why did you, why did we break up?
03:14:46
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We had a good thing. Yeah. I was about to finish the fucking loan on my house.
03:14:54
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loan.
03:14:58
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Rock League. Fucking jerking off the porn and get back up here, dude. Pulling a disappearing and being gone for 40 minutes. Right.
03:15:10
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How the fuck you going, Jedi?
03:15:13
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No, and you know... When Jedi disappears, I think he gets some poops. i He does. That's a I did that lot last night, and it was probably about 20 minutes.
03:15:25
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At least 15. Also, the great thing, though, if I do decide that I want to like order more beer, extra beer, or whatever... well I'm not in a bad mood. Normally when that happens, I'm in a bad mood.
03:15:42
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And now when i when I get the urge to want to order more beer or whatever, it's like, I just want to keep the party going. i just want to keep having fucking fun. yeah you hit that little rough patch, man. Now you're like all happy-glicking shit.
03:15:55
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Have a good night, Mandy. Be good. Night, Mandy. Sounds so good. We order a lot of pizza on DoorDash.
03:16:08
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Pizza does sound good, man. my man is I didn't think he was wrong. I did not think he was wrong in any way, shape, or form. Cheers.
03:16:18
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Rock, how you to in the comments but not be up on panel when you're on panel? Come on,
03:16:26
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Yeah, Rocky, what is your fucking problem? I'm going to go to bed. Yeah, you know, it's past my bedtime. I know. I got motherfucking problem being on panel, but not being there.
03:16:39
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And in the fucking chat, I got a motherfucking problem. ah i would have I would have gone to bed on time, but but since Rock Lee wasn't on panel, I didn't feel right leaving. Yeah, yeah. You can't leave us blacklist.
03:16:54
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Yeah, you got to keep the token. Blacklist in Seattle, you know? if You got to work. Blacklist in Ohio. Blacklist. Yeah, I got to work. book black Blacklist on YouTube.
03:17:05
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Every YouTube stream requires at least one black panel member. Otherwise, you're racist.
03:17:14
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It might be. I feel like. You might be a red-rack if.
03:17:22
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You might be racist if. You know, that motherfucker was funny for not ever using any curse words, man. Yeah, right? Yeah, Jeff. Yeah, what a pussy.
03:17:34
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He never cursed, man. What a fucking pussy.
03:17:47
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ahwa
03:18:24
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like of I love it. I'm like, I love it, Rock. Now we don't know what Rock has been doing. Yeah, but his bitch ass, you see where these belts are still at. run The new undisputed king of the network.
03:18:38
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I wish you could dethrone me, you little bitch.
03:18:45
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He's just sitting over there quietly. Rocks that motherfucker to be building bombs in his basement and shit. You know what's true? Don't say nothing, motherfucker. You think he's the quiet, nice neighbor and he's over there building you know fucking World War III and shit. You little fucking Ewok.
03:19:04
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um ah He kicked himself out. He took himself out. See, I figured it out. If I hit the button like twice while he's trying to get in, then I'll just stop. And then he just keeps kicking his own self in. You know what's even better, Rocky? I'll just change the goddamn email and you can't get in here. if That's true. um i might as well I might as well just take over the network now. Hey, Rocky, on the series I'm serious. this That was fucking awesome, dude. That was fucking sick. It was.
03:19:39
Speaker
How do you, dude, you gotta hit actually, you know what? No, I won't do that because it'll be like, yeah there one of I know. Cause I was going to say, Rocky, what do you use to make your videos? And I was like, oh shit, Rocky, if I send you some audio over, could you make the videos? But then I know that I'd be waiting for the next four to 20 years for those videos.
03:20:00
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To answer your question. He said, talent. I got yeah after my you. Look, he kicked himself out again. I'm telling you. this That's a talent in itself. gene Because I'm a racist. I can't kick you out of here because then all sudden I'm a racist. He's already mind-fucked you,
03:20:23
Speaker
he's already mine look at whining Look at Whitey McWhiterson over here kicking the black Oh, now he just kicked himself out. Now he's going to make me look bad. Why'd you kick me out, man? What's going on? Hey! you Hands up, don't shoot.
03:20:38
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I can't breathe. Oh, my word. I can't breathe.
03:20:47
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well i I didn't have nothing to say back. I didn't have
03:21:01
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Say his name.
03:21:04
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Do you know who you just pulled over? Do you not see the color of my skin? Do I have to pull out my white privilege card? You motherfucker.
03:21:15
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I'll have your job. I never got mine. It must have lost in the mail. There's your white privilege. Yeah, never got mine either. Man, that was a good white privilege part. It looks like Wings of Redemption a little bit.
03:21:28
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I wish I had. Oh, my word. but That was great. The sad part about it was my comes with accents, you know. Yeah, Moe Dogg and I are over here fighting for the brain cell tonight, and I was just getting ready to say before you said it, I can't breathe. Yeah.
03:21:46
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But I think it works out better because we're like a tag team. it' It's the one-two punch. Bam. So, so rock Rock from Houston, man.
03:21:57
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Married, single, kids. would would good with What you got going on there? I am single and of this film yeah had shocking, right?
03:22:09
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yeah I wasn't even going to there. but no No. You? No. I can take a punch. If you haven't noticed yet,
Houston Rap and Cultural Appreciation
03:22:19
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that's what we do here. All we do is bust each other's balls.
03:22:22
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That was more like a nut grabbing choice, not a punch. Yeah. So the single Houston. You from Houston? Like, lived there all your life? Just trying to get to know. I was born somewhere else, but I'm from here, yeah.
03:22:41
Speaker
all right i born somewhere else that's not like some uh but i'm from here though fbi private file shit man i was born somewhere i know right now i was born in uh like a midwestern town i was in iowa shut up rocky you son of a bitch you know they will fuck you rockley this is why i forgot about your birthday I'm going to guess your date, bitch. No, right. H-Town.
03:23:17
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H-Town in the belly. There's a really cool band, a really cool artist from Houston, Reckless High, and they're blowing up with ah with a Houston hype song for the Texas. don't know if you're a sports guy or not.
03:23:32
Speaker
but all the Houston team, ah my boy solo is the lead singer of reckless high. He's from Houston. Check them out there. He's repping Houston. Okay. okay Well, I'm like very um like into like Houston. rat particularly i love Houston rap. like oh sorry how we get my you get on there Like I love Houston rap, like with a passion.
03:23:59
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um i I don't know. It's just like one of my favorite things to listen to. I think it's better than any other rap music out there. but pardon What makes the Houston rap different than regular rap? know you're not a rap horse I got to give a fucking Semper Fi motherfucker out to Esso in the chat. Hey, shut up. Thank you. jersey i rap Is rap a person or a genre of music? Yeah, a genre. It's like Southern um yeah so like it's like slower a little bit it's like so yeah okay all right it's like slower and chiller in my opinion like if you really want to get into it like go check out like uh like okay um that's like the first ones i would tell you to go check out or um my favorite rapper of all time is zero zero he's probably like one of my top 10
03:24:56
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ten Well, no, he's my favorite rapper of all time. I've been listening to him for almost 20 years, something like that. Jersey, Jersey, Google that. Check that out. Zero, Z-R-O. Oh, yeah. Z-R-O is fucking amazing. Yeah, he's great.
03:25:12
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There's nothing better than him in my... i See, i'm not i'm not I'm not a fan of, like, rap rap, but I do, like... I get like like so i Well, but I do, like like, southern rap, like, where it's... don't how to describe it, but, you know, it's got that, like,
03:25:27
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The funk. the funnk Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah the bound but yeah. Almost like Southern rock. you know It's different than rock. Yeah, exactly. like Almost like Lynyrd Skynyrd mixed with some rap.
03:25:40
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you know Yeah, yeah. yeah yeah I feel that. No, Jersey, I want you to Google slower. I want you to Google zero. Z-R-O.
03:25:52
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That's the rapper he's talking about. um You Google slower, you're just going to pictures of Glick up on that monster. Man, some of these doggies going. No, stop that. I'll send you a text, Jersey. Put you up there beside me.
03:26:10
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how yeah um no stop that person you i send you that tax jersey
03:26:22
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put you up there're beside me
03:26:31
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So Texas, Texas rat. this is This is old school. What do you know about my man SPM?
03:26:41
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He went to jail for some, you know, he went to jail for some, oh, sorry. Who you talking to? I'm talking to you. actually Okay, my bad. He went to jail for some ah or some shit.
03:27:00
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ah For some, you know.
03:27:04
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He went to jail on some goofy just i just did some shit. Yeah, I know. He had that he had that one that hear that one he that one song back in the day. wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy rigggie i yeah that it was there That was a good one, too. I'm Wiggy. I'm Wiggy. I'm Wiggy.
03:27:27
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secure He was Texas rapper. He was a Texas rapper. Back in the 90s. He went to jail on some goofy shit. he went to tea my man went to jail on some... out.
03:27:44
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like ten honor some shit no no one He went to jail for a hot minute. Go ahead and Google SPM. Something like that. It was wild. There you go, Jersey. Here's your second Google.
03:28:01
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Yeah, go Google that guy. She's going to be like, bitch. She's going to put it in South Park Mexican and it's going to be, it's going to come back with Cartman versus Mexican. Yeah.
03:28:18
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She's going to be like, fucking Glick is retarded as hell. What is she talking about? Shout out to my girl Jersey, though. i got I got to hit her. I'm always hitting Jersey with ah with ah with the gold stars, but I got to give her. This is a special. This is a special gold star right here.
03:28:39
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She said, sorry, Rock. Got to remain loyal. She didn't hit you with that hashtag Glick who. Fuck you, bitch ass, you bald short motherfucker. Jersey's like, i didn't get a text. Yeah, you're right, Jersey, you didn't. fucked up and sent it to my i said my daughter. i' gonna get rock My daughter's be like, fuck got Googling this for, Dad?
03:29:05
Speaker
i earlier dick pick bro i texted by i that I did that earlier. I texted my ex-wife something, and then I was talking to Wally at the same time, and I meant and i thought I was texting Wally something about the about tonight's show, and I messaged it to my ex-wife, and I was like, why the fuck isn't Wally responding? And when she finally messaged me back, I seen that I sent it to her, and I was like, disregard that message about the show. And she's like, yeah, I already did. You're fucking stupid.
03:29:39
Speaker
My daughter just texted me back. LOL. Okay. She's like, this technology stuff is hard, isn't it? Yeah. It's hard to pick between who you want to send a message to.
03:29:56
Speaker
Power back on. Hell yeah. You can finally fucking keep your dinosaurs warm, bro. We got some iguanas or some shit. No, he's got dinosaurs, bro. He's got like actual dinosaurs.
03:30:09
Speaker
Like he's got a baby T-Rex. Fuck yeah, he does. got a baby T-Rex, man. He's got T-Rex, he's got a Velociraptor. DNA out of a Maple Walker stick and shit, man. He's got an Ankylosaurus.
03:30:21
Speaker
He's got an Ankylosaurus. Yeah, man. Wally's got dinosaurs, bro.
03:30:31
Speaker
yeah man wally's got dinosaur ro And they race. His dinosaurs drive race cars. And he does a podcast about it on this network. Hey, guys. i gotta I got to head out. ours Oh, no. The other black guy's back. Shaman's shaman's got to leave.
03:30:50
Speaker
The other black
03:30:54
Speaker
guy. Have a good night. this We're diverse. Have a good night, Shaman. Love you, brother. Take care, Shaman. Feed them fucking dogs. I love you.
03:31:08
Speaker
He said I love you. Hey, that's the bro-cholo-asaurus. I think that's what she was saying. I think that's what she was saying. You want to check out my bro-cholo-asaurus? Yeah.
03:31:24
Speaker
she said you want to check out my brother lo so say yeah ah She said, okay. My my oldest ones the oldest one ordered DoorDash for lunch the other day at work, and I texted her. I said, hey, bro, your DoorDash is at the door waiting for you.
DoorDash Mishaps and Creative Humor
03:31:48
Speaker
and she was She was like, bro. She was like, stalker moose. and then And then the next night we had ordered pizza, and, uh,
03:31:59
Speaker
she been I was back here getting ready for a show and these this motherfucker didn't even knock on the door or anything. So she messaged me and she was like, hey, your door dashers there. I'm like, what the fuck? now it Stop stalking me. well look I lick a lot of puss.
03:32:17
Speaker
Yeah. that's That's Jersey and Kayla. Lick a lot of pusses. Lick a lot of pusses is a great fucking like screen name for anything. That's going to be my new screen name.
03:32:30
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Yeah, that's a good name. Lick a lot of puss.
03:32:35
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li Lick the right amount of puss. what We need to come up with a dinosaur name for scissoring. Scissoring. Scissorosaurus.
03:32:47
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so Okay, that's pretty good. Scissorosaurus. It's a rough draft. i mean You can tell me it's Scissorosaurus. I'm going to say that's that's actually pretty good. I usually come up with shit pretty quick, but I i was pretty faltering there. i had a brain i I'm sorry, Bodog. I had the brain, so my bad. Yeah, I like that, man. i know Actually, let's dumb it down even more. Scissorosaurus.
03:33:13
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Nah, Sizzilosaurus is way better. Sizzilosaurus. yeah Jedi said a V-Rex. A V-Rex, a vagina.
03:33:27
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and yes like i swear i might I might be getting a little drunk, man. I kind of spelled that totally wrong. I'm working on that but one of you um we smell it. common You smelled it coming. What did I say? Sea of swords. If you smell it coming, you know you're in for a great night. If you smell it coming, you're too close, man. Well, the closer am, better. That vagiraptor. Rock and black. a raptor. Smellasaurus Rex.
03:34:06
Speaker
Scissorosaurus. There you go. I like that. Scissorosaurus. Scissorosaurus. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll finger her out. We'll figure it out. Scissorosaurus. B-Rex is pretty good, dude. Jedi, get off the fucking toilet and get back on panel, you fuck.
03:34:23
Speaker
Goddamn, Jedi. He's checking on his dead family in the freezer, in the basement. going to go check, see if I got another cold beer. His family's dead in the freezer? ah He... Okay, I'm a community
03:34:45
Speaker
You're muted, you jackass. He still talked to himself.
03:34:51
Speaker
He's not getting oh necrophilia at its finest. I see what you're saying, Jersey. Rocky, I know you're new here.
03:35:03
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um Lazy Jedi murdered his entire family and they're in freezers in the basement. And he likes to sometimes go bang his frozen dead wife. Take it from put OG Rocky.
03:35:20
Speaker
but Yeah, take it from OG Rocky. Yeah, what's up Rocky? What's up man? I'm going to tell you something. i will tell you some i've never i haven't met I've met Brock's, but I haven't met another Rocky. Baracko Rocky.
03:35:36
Speaker
Yeah, Barack. I like that. You're not wrong, Rock. He is the first. you are he's your second He's the first second Rocky to ever come up on the panel.
03:35:48
Speaker
yeah I feel like you're my name. And I'll be 100% honest this with you. i thought it was you on a fake account fucking around in the chat. you Well, there's other Rock songs. You don't even look all. What are you looking like?
03:36:02
Speaker
I'm just saying in Jersey. I watch a lot of the true crime. I know things when I see things and you know,
03:36:13
Speaker
he he's, he's on a lie to his entire family. They're in freezers in the basement. Look at the guy. Tell me he, tell me he doesn't have bodies in a freaking look at him. Look at him.
03:36:24
Speaker
You know, he does lazy. He's not even here to defend himself. Yeah, because he's well,
03:36:32
Speaker
He's doing weird shit with the frozen bodies in his basement.
03:36:38
Speaker
He's going to come back and he's going to be like, I was taking a shit. oh I had to step outside and smoke weed. See Rocky I know this can be confusing um yeah How How this guy could be the host of the network But he is And he somehow built A legacy of Multiple people I mean there's so many people that come on here And it's crazy like i go't hear this they Don't let Saturday nights Get you fucked up Check out the rest of the other shows On the network
03:37:11
Speaker
This thisit the week this is the bullshit. This is the bullshit show, right? And then we have crazy, impactful shows in the week, and then we come back to bullshit on Saturdays, and it's great.
03:37:24
Speaker
I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo pussies mighty cold.
03:37:30
Speaker
This is my rifle. This is my gun. One is for killing, the other is for... on well
03:37:39
Speaker
smart I don't know if I'm allowed to say that or not i Jersey, what are you once are you telling us what you're into, man? Look, I'm sorry. I'm picking a fight with you Jersey because you didn't join my site.
03:37:51
Speaker
So I, uh, I don't like this. I don't like this Rocky. We've been really aggressive towards each other today. We're never aggressive towards it.
03:38:02
Speaker
I know it's weird. I feel dirty. Yeah, big ass forehead. I feel like one of your dirty ass white whores showed up at 3 o'clock in the morning. Like, I'm to throw rocks at your window. that Crack rocks was crazy.
03:38:19
Speaker
um i had never heard anyone say that before. That was great. I'm just outside your window at a.m., Oh, dude, my ex was pissed.
03:38:34
Speaker
ah du my ex was so pissed Oh, man. I was my my wife about that
03:38:46
Speaker
I want to take you the prize input and put it in your eye, Rocky. I'm in the bathroom holding my dick, taking a piss, and I hear Glick out here like, this is my rifle, this is gun. my jersey business is Jersey's on stage, guys.
03:39:03
Speaker
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on, I need y'all to shut the fuck up. Is this really Jersey? It really is. Oh, shit. um i I must be in trouble.
03:39:16
Speaker
I didn't do it, baby. I didn't do it. It's time to take a medicine, Sarge. i i really just I really just came up to say was listen, Glick. um You know, i I know that you might think that lazy is lazy is off like doing stuff, but we don't kk we don't kink shame here. Even if it is like what you think.
03:39:38
Speaker
Like we don't kink shame on this panel. We don't we don't kink shame on Rock's panel.
03:39:46
Speaker
Oh, man. What happened? Come in. Get out of here, man. She came through and that fire off, bro. Oh, man. She came up dropped a fire, man. Oh, man. She dropped a bar and it left. Oh, my word. just want you i just want you to know, Jersey,
03:40:14
Speaker
That kind of hurt my soul. but no hurt and soul i i almost i need i need a That shit was way to fuck out of left field, man. but I mean, I know her pretty damn good, and I didn't expect that at all, man. I didn't know her, and didn't like it. I'm glad I wasn't. How do you feel about that, man?
03:40:41
Speaker
i mean... okay Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of a little bit. Left him a little speechless. i Yeah, by the way. I mean, left me a little speechless, but I got to say this. I got to say this.
03:40:58
Speaker
I mean, she she came in and and she brought the fire and she really dropped it out right on my face and I wasn't expecting it. I dropped her down. i dropped her down. you know, smart ass. But I'm back, bitch!
03:41:13
Speaker
like and rock age not me Rocky didn't even bring you up. I brought you back up before I brought myself back up. So, I mean, it sounds like you picked the wrong team, Jersey. but Man, is he trying to talk?
03:41:33
Speaker
That's crazy. No, Jersey, you picked the right choice, man. No, I'll love here for real though. I just thought it would make y'all laugh.
03:41:48
Speaker
I don't know that I've ever seen. Wait, why does it Rocky from Jersey? Jersey.
03:41:58
Speaker
rocky from jersey i can't win man i can't win i can change his name new rocky if you don't know jersey is my girlfriend yeah was shit I think you're pointing towards the other one. Yeah, it's because of my camera. Rocky's my girlfriend, too. Yeah, yeah. We got two girlfriends. He's just the one with a better tan. you know okay Okay. Actually, new new New Rocky. Actually, Jersey is my girlfriend's girlfriend. Yeah, there's that too. Wow, that's She's one half of the Scissorosaurus, man. yeah and that works
03:42:53
Speaker
Well, that's why we're real big on like not kink shaming here. it's kind of like because we all share each other. It's like a communal family and shit. Yeah, man. We just don't let Rock Lee come. And Glick is our father.
03:43:07
Speaker
Rock Lee's just not allowed to come to the party. Rock Lee's not allowed to come to party and shit he'd drop his pants and those white boys would be like, nah, he gotta go. I'm not your father, Rock Lee. Who am I? Who am I, Rock Lee? I'm not your father.
03:43:24
Speaker
You're Sasquatchian. say that question Say what? I'm Papa Squatch. Say it, you dirty bitch. Papa Squatch? Like you have to be here for quite some time in order for like women here to call you daddy. So like don't be, don't be, you know. like upset like you know if we don't call you daddy like right away you know like you know i'm just saying i take my and mean you know what i'm like three big foots outside my apartment fucking man and and no and no and know woman on this panel or in the chat calls me daddy the only person that calls me daddy is scotto that's all right i love my shadow
03:44:10
Speaker
ah Although Scott alllthough although scott of called me daddy in the chat a couple weeks ago, i don't think you guys were here, and he almost caught hands because Kayla was like, ah excuse me? What the fuck did you say?
03:44:24
Speaker
and Kayla said what? You came in hot, man. You came in hot as fuck. that was yeah jersey care is hot said That was fire.
03:44:35
Speaker
You'll have to be a guest on my on my show next week. That would be awesome. Yeah, man. haven you seen the ah you didn't You didn't know that? Well, you ain't going to be here. I mean, i mean i mean I've only...
03:44:57
Speaker
sexier.
03:45:32
Speaker
That's ah fucking awesome. You got one vote, bro. You got, hey, new Rocky, appreciate hanging out, bro. You're you're cool, man. but Yeah, nice to meet you, Rocky.
03:45:43
Speaker
Yeah, nice to meet you. I'm glad you kept everything in there, too. I was on the jersey. Just so you know, anytime somebody new comes on the panel, as we've seen when Marco came up here,
03:45:57
Speaker
Not only am I on the trigger, but my man Rocky is on the trigger as well. Yeah. How many times have you gotten caught slipping in the past on Periscope? Where there's people who would jump in and and it will ruin the network and then Glick's getting banned and shit. So now I stay. If I don't know them, I'm right there.
03:46:17
Speaker
Ready. yeah and And even on here, we've gotten Wiener bombed. We've gotten... um Very, very early on when we were first on YouTube, you know, we've gotten multiple wiener bombs and we've gotten multiple like, like we've had people come up and they will steal like how Jedi and you have your PFP up there right now.
03:46:40
Speaker
It'll be like friends of ours, like Chris technician or you guys. It was, Oh shit. Mo dogs here. Hell yeah. And we bring them up and then right out the gate, it's like, and we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing.
03:46:53
Speaker
And it's just like, shit. So now if somebody new comes up on the panel, even if it's somebody who's been in the chat for a while, like, like e SO and and i no disrespect. that So I'm just saying like, I know you're not that guy.
03:47:05
Speaker
But if Esso was to come up on panel, I would be on the trigger just because it would be the first time he's on panel, even though he's always been cool in the chat. I just don't trust anybody anymore. So you got to be. and and And I'm not saying Esso would do that. I just I just looked at the chat and seen him there. So it's like ah so we got to be on that trigger finger.
03:47:25
Speaker
As I said, I'm the doctor. ah I don't mean to cut you off. I'm sorry. You're good. You're good. ah Honestly, I mean, even people steal profile pictures and pretend that there's somebody else. I mean, you know what I mean? like You just you just never know.
03:47:39
Speaker
was on this yeah We were on a show. Me and Glick. People clone people's profiles. I meant, you know, and pretend that they there's somebody else. Oh, yeah. People have done that on here. We thought we thought it was literally friends of ours. and and we We bring them over, and it's just like, yo, like Chris Technician. I've known k Chris Technician since I was on Periscope. I've known Chris Technician for almost 15 years now.
03:48:01
Speaker
and And he comes up every once in a great while. And I popped in on the panel. It was Chris Technician. I was like, oh, shit. And I pulled him up. i was like, what up, Chris? And then, boom, the PFP went away, and it was a fucking dude.
03:48:16
Speaker
yeah It was like, what the fuck? My old co-host and I were like sh scrambling. craling out yeah yeah wow so yeah Now been doing this long enough. but no i do I do appreciate watching. I was really heightened with a sense of ah uh my alarms were going off because like i did you did you read or did she tell you what i wrote on my on my snapchat yeah she told me why i why i why i was concerned yeah yeah yeah okay okay yeah from from an old from an old community yeah and i told her i said trust me when new people come up and as you've seen when marco came up that son didn't last ah at all but he got done i saw that that was quick that was super quick
03:49:08
Speaker
yeah that was like boom now like on other like um since yeah i i just that was just odd to me because i i don't ever see people like from that community like i'm like that just that bothered me when i saw that being written in chat i'm like oh that's weird like that's bothered me what did you miss wally i don't know you missed fucking jersey coming in here and absolutely fucking destroying me lighting a fire Just set me on fire. shock value Just for shock value. Absolutely set me on fire, threw me in front of a a train, and and and and man, just... Did ah did did the new Rocky say he was leaving? Was that when I was using the bathroom, or did he just dip? No, I was... yeah i was He dipped out when Rocky rocky was playing his intro. Oh, okay. He seems like a cool dude. man
03:50:06
Speaker
Yeah, i i use yeah i think i think he I think he was probably just tired. i mean he he was He looked like he was going in and out. i mean yeah He was a cool dude. He seemed like a nice feller.
03:50:18
Speaker
We were all a little cautious at first. for the first oh I was hovering the whole time he was in here because you know you sent Kayla that message and and I'm always like that anyways.
03:50:29
Speaker
And like, yeah, he seems pretty cool. And i was like, I got a fucking piss. I got a piss. I got a piss. I got a piss. I need a beer. And I didn't want to leave because it was like the moment I leave, is he going to do something stupid? But then once that market yeah when that Marco guy came in here, i was like, oh, I'm good. Rocky's here. Even when he's backstage doing some fucking bullshit. But i you ah miss that apparently Rocky is taking over the network and he's going to be doing shows. Yeah.
03:50:57
Speaker
multiple times a week, so I'm only going to do Saturday night. Well, listen, some on on a serious note, the next two Saturdays, you're not going to be doing this because you're on vacation.
03:51:09
Speaker
So, Rock, are you doing some Saturday shows? I will gladly host a show. So, I won't be here. i will i we there will be not There won't be a show on the twenty eighth thanks wallie Or on the 4th.
03:51:31
Speaker
So if Wally and or Rocky, you guys are more than welcome to do a show on the 28th or the 4th. Because I won't be here. were We're on vacation. We're in Florida.
03:51:43
Speaker
um So yeah.
Vacation Plans and Network Trust
03:51:46
Speaker
Well, I'm just, I'm just sitting on Florida. That's all. that All I know is I don't have to work.
03:51:57
Speaker
I don't to worry about stressing over podcasts. I don't have to worry about stressing over... Well, I'll upload stuff when I get back. And I'll have everything uploaded before I leave. I don't have to stress about making thumbnails. I don't have to stress about anything podcast related. i don't have to stress about work related for a week. Even though we're going to Florida.
03:52:18
Speaker
And going to be 100% honest with you. I... Plan on getting... i mean um um um I'm really feeling pretty good pretty much every night because I don't have to drive there.
03:52:31
Speaker
i don't have to drive back. I don't have any responsibilities while we're there. ah i'm super excited because if you're not from the South and you don't know, there's tote there's two or three total wines and more within five minutes of the house that we're staying at. So I'm getting my German beers.
03:52:50
Speaker
i And I'm not talking about dumbed down American imported German beers. I'm talking about full-fledged German beers from Total Wine & More. So I'm going to be sipping on them by the beach, by the pool, wherever. i know i just I'm just going to unplug and reset. And I'm i'm excited for it.
03:53:12
Speaker
I'm to put all the bullshit behind me. I'm going to put everything. And I just justin enjoy my time with with with Kayla. and And enjoy the time with her with her family And I don't even know I'm very grateful and very thankful That I was invited onto this trip um Well no that's good I was going to say no disrespect But fuck the network while you're on vacation No 100% Be on vacation No 100% from won't even be on network to come back to Anyway so
03:53:45
Speaker
know I know, right? We're going to burn this bitch down while you're calling this shit over, man. From the 26th of March till the... my first My birthday, by the way. Just saying. Oh, your birthday is the 26th of March?
03:54:02
Speaker
Yeah. And my dad's is the 28th. Hell yeah. Happy birthdays. I'm going to put that on my calendar right now. Did you see Wally's comment? He said he won't be home that week either. He's going on vacation. Sarge, I think you're muted.
03:54:16
Speaker
No, Sarge isn't muted. You you muted my... Where are you going on vacation to, dipshit? I'm not muted. You can't take Wally, you didn't put in,
03:54:29
Speaker
ask for or get confirmation to go on vacation You did not reach out to the HR nonsensical department. He doesn't need to. He talked to the king. Oh, he already cleared it with Rocky. He's good. Well, apparently that was... No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, Selma. German, yeah. You know what I'm talking about, Selma with them German beers. This motherfucker's not going on vacation. He's going to goddamn Kentucky.
03:55:03
Speaker
Oh, Jersey, it's nice to meet you finally, though. Uh-oh. Oh, hell yeah, Wally. Well, Rocky, that that week you're in charge of the network. You got to do shows seven days.
03:55:20
Speaker
Actually, I'm just kidding. We'll put a post out. We'll put a post out that we're going on vacation. ah There won't be any shows. But however, Rocky, those two Saturday nights, you are 100% more than welcome to run a Saturday night show if you're available.
03:55:33
Speaker
You know how to do it. You know how to do it. right Well, start a community post, How many of you guys want to see Rocky run the next two Saturday shows?
03:55:44
Speaker
um Not the next two Saturdays. all right, all right. Come on. All of the Saturdays in general. so All them motherfuckers, man. All the Saturdays. I quit. I quit.
03:55:59
Speaker
You can't quit your own network. we Quit I'm making it official. You can't quit. You still got to be CEO. They still need to be paid. I mean, come on. Don't get crazy.
03:56:11
Speaker
It's in the chat. I quit. He said he put it on Twitch. I quit. It's on YouTube. Rocky, Rocky. There you go. It's on YouTube. It's on Facebook. It's on Twitch. He put on Twitch.
03:56:30
Speaker
I got to get me a beard, like one of those beard wigs. Have you seen those things like in a Halloween store when you're doing costumes and stuff in the end the year? yeah Get one of them that look like Glicks and just dye the sea in the middle. Make the road strips. Not earned, okay? If you do that, that'll be awesome, Rocky. Stolen beard valor. Stolen beard valor.
03:56:52
Speaker
Jersey, that hurts my heart. Yeah, so yeah so rock Rocky, the The 28th and the 4th.
03:57:05
Speaker
those Those are these are those are rocky rocky Saturday nights, man. You can't quit, you son of a bitch.
03:57:18
Speaker
I'm going to go cry and shame while I touch my... Your son can't either. He has to do the the show, man. The wrestling show. I love that thing, man. won't be here to do the show. Oh man, his show's canceled too?
03:57:31
Speaker
That word's falling apart. I remember that first night, that first Saturday that you fucking hosted. Yeah, man. You were nervous as fuck those first like 20 minutes. You're like, I don't know if this going to total shit show or this is going to go, but that was good, man. That was a good night. We had a good time, Yeah, as much said as I like talking, I'm not a guy. I don't think so, anyway. I never considered myself. No, we don't do political politics.
03:58:00
Speaker
No, you did good that night, man. We all had a good time, man. rocky Yeah, Rocky's ran a couple Saturday nights, and and and and he kills it, man. Once I said, I was on that one where he did his first one, and you could tell like his first 10 or 15 minutes, he was just like, nervous as fuck, you know? Because didn't know what talk about, man. toward oh Well, you didn't have to. We had your back, man. We were like talking our normal shit. and At the end of the night, he was like, man, I was so fucking nervous. I didn't know how it was going to go, but yeah he was like, I think we had a good time. And I was like, fuck, we had a great time. Yeah, right Rocky kills it. And and and I mean, and and Wally knows, so Wally's not going to get butt hurt about this. I mean, he can get butt hurt about it.
03:58:38
Speaker
But, but, you know, um, several months back, well, around October when all hell broke loose. And you guys know what I'm talking about. um I said, you know what? If I'm not available on Saturday nights, I'm not, there's, there's not going to be a Saturday night show at the end of the day, there's not going to be a nonsensical nonsense.
03:58:56
Speaker
I said, the only person that I, that, that, that I would be willing to let do a Saturday night show. And I said this because like, obviously, well, at that time, while he's not available to do Saturday nights, the only person I'm going to let do a Saturday night show is Rocky.
03:59:11
Speaker
You know, and ah and if Rocky knows that we're I'm not going to be here on Saturday night and he wants to do it, then he can do it. If not, then there's no show. But in all honesty, where I'm at now from last October, where if Rocky wants to do the show on Saturday night or Wally wants to do the show and or they want to tag team it up on a Saturday night, then fucking absolutely if I'm not here.
03:59:33
Speaker
It's good. It's good for you to have somebody to fall back on like that. You know, that means... but that that way if you got some shit to do you can go do it you know and the like shit still keeps going and you know they did a good job man so and and no i mean rocky and and and ah wally obviously if you guys haven't figured out yet rocky or wally and i've known each other for so long wally's like that legit motherfucking dude that's that motherfucking ride or die type motherfucker right there like this cat didn't wally is literally even if i'm wrong even if i'm wrong and he knows i'm about this motherfucker will stand right beside me going nah motherfucker he ain't wrong this and knowing damn well i'm wrong like knowing damn well i'm in the wrong wally's gonna be like till the end just be like nah fucking he didn't do shit
04:00:25
Speaker
but but like enjoyed the hosting with Wally too wall Yeah Rocky's the same way with me man I'm a little jealous man you you knew You've known Wally like shit Most of your life right?
04:00:40
Speaker
I've known Wally since 7th grade Yeah man I ain't got no friends like that man No you didn't suck at it dude no you didn't suck at it You actually did a really good job Because when you filled it on the music show What you did that was cool Was you incorporated it into the motorsports world And that was cool and I mean, i would have I would have done a couple things differently, but... don' grab bud I'll be right back.
04:01:02
Speaker
But, I mean, at the end of the day, Wally, you did a good job, man. rated It it. But... No, man, these these are guys that I trust that to run a Saturday night like we do, or like I do, and... I don't know. it's just It is what it is. When you find the right people, you find the right people, but... mean, like, Modog, I trust Modog 100%. I can be like,
04:01:27
Speaker
Modog, you want me to give you credentials and you can do a Saturday night? And I wouldn't even lose any sleep. I wouldn't even check in on on on it if you were running it, Modog. I don't check in when these guys run it, but yeah like I wouldn't even check in on it. I'd be like, yeah, Modog's got this.
04:01:47
Speaker
Either he has his mic muted or he's like, nah, man, I would fuck your entire network up. but it might what I don't know why it's kidding. I think it might be a StreamYard thing. You hear me now? yeah Yeah, now hear you. No, I was just saying. I was like, you know i'm not I'm not against you know doing something like that in the future if you need it. you know I don't know shit about StreamYard and all this other stuff. but you know All you got to do is... and It would be one of those things where it's like, shit, Rocky's not available. Wally's not available. MoDog, you want to do it? Here's a crash course.
04:02:20
Speaker
Here's an admin seat so you can do what you need to do. Yeah. No, I'd be there. would trust it. It's just, I don't know, man. I don't want to... No, the point I was making with Rocky and Wally is it's nice to know that, like you said, you're going on vacation. That's why I said no disrespect to the network, but fuck the network. You're on vacation. You know, you got people that are going to do it and run it and, you know, go enjoy your fucking time and hang out and enjoy your fucking vacation, you know?
04:02:52
Speaker
Wally, can I drive the second truck? For real? Can I drive it? Like, all seriousness? I'll drive the fucking piss out of that thing.
04:03:02
Speaker
Oh, man. Wally's going to add a second truck. Shit. i but Yeah, yeah. mo dog and That's exactly what I was thinking, Wally. Yeah, Moe Dog in Jersey. That might be dangerous.
04:03:17
Speaker
Welcome to the nonsensical MoJersey network. Welcome to the nonsensical MoJersey network. We could do some shit and fill in sometime.
04:03:29
Speaker
Yeah, I would. But yeah, now that I got a kick out rock when he did his that first one. Because you could tell. You could tell he was nervous, right? Like, he was like, I don't know how this is going to go. but you know And I'm not going to lie, man. Like, I'm not a veteran of the fucking YouTube streets or anything. But I i sensed his nervousness. So i was I was kind of doubling up on my, like, sarcastic comments and, you know, yeah saying funny shit.
04:03:58
Speaker
You know, once once he saw everybody started, like, coming in and it was – I'm not saying they did it because of me. I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying once he saw the normal people started coming in, you could see him kind of relax a little bit, and then he got into it, and he did a great fucking job, man.
04:04:12
Speaker
No, Rocky killed it, I checked in on him. It didn't even matter that he's black. It really didn't. i didn It didn't. It didn't. it it was like it was like It was like a black link. I always come back to some shit, man. The first thing I hear when I pick up the guy. no no and i And I checked in on him because Kayla and I were doing something. i can't I think it might have been that Halloween party we were at.
04:04:37
Speaker
and And I was like, I want to check in on Rocky real quick. and i think i texted I think I texted you, and I was like, dude, you're killing it, man. the um But yeah, he was nervous at the beginning. Yeah, we're not going to say it to your face, Rocky, but we were bragging you up, man.
04:04:50
Speaker
so but um But I checked in at the beginning, and then I checked in midway through, and then I checked in one more time, and and I told Kayla, I was like, he he's fucking killing it. like I knew he would. i had no doubt in my mind. like I knew he would.
04:05:07
Speaker
What do you mean one of the shows? What do you of the shows? Let me fucking drive that bitch. You know I got no fear in my heart. I'll drive that motherfucker. What the hell? Drive that motherfucker like I stole it. shit Shit. Croton, I'll drive the wheels off that bitch.
04:05:27
Speaker
I'll fucking, you know ain't got no fear in my heart. But if I get, I'll take one show. funny i'll take I'll take one show, man. I'm going to hype the crowd up. I hope you know that. Before I run, well um'm I'm getting on the roof. I'm getting on the roof of the fucking car. I'm fucking getting everywhere. Dude, I want to run again. haven't ran. got a team on that shit, man?
04:05:51
Speaker
No, dude. Wally's got Rough Truck, and I have not ran into Rough Truck in years. I want to run Rough Truck and Demolition Derby again so bad. I don't even know what Rough Truck is, man. Dude, it's, yeah, well, there'll be video. I'll make sure Kayla gets video.
04:06:09
Speaker
Yeah, no, Rocky was awesome, man. That's what said. when When I said nobody can host this show if I'm not here on Saturday nights outside of Rocky, and and and I know Wally's not really available on Saturdays, but it was like, it was so it wasn't no shade on on Wally. It was just like, if I'm not here on a Saturday, either there's no show or Rocky runs it. That's the only way there's a show happening.
04:06:31
Speaker
Yeah, no, he did great, man. He did great. We had ah we had a great time, man. I'll fight all the goddamn kids, Wally. I'll take, if I can run once, I'll take it, but I would love to run it more than once.
04:06:46
Speaker
Because you know me. You know I'll i'll run that motherfucker. I'll knock the wheels off that bitch.
04:06:54
Speaker
And I'll hype the crowd.
Car Sponsorships and Racing Excitement
04:06:56
Speaker
I'll be a fucking lunatic. give me ah yeah You can give me Croton. You can give me Groton too because that's that's that's my stomping grounds. Johnstown, Northridge, all that. Yeah.
04:07:07
Speaker
That's my stomping grounds. Well, bye, MoDog. yeah What happened to MoDog? I don't even know. It is dropped.
04:07:19
Speaker
Yeah. All right. Hold on. We're on the trigger. We're on the trigger. I'll let you pull the trigger. What up, Logan? Hey, everyone. It's Logan, all my super
04:07:32
Speaker
no What the hell did he say? hello bla but but um come Just trying it again, man. He was trying it again. He tried a different profile, but I was on it. You saw that? I told you, man. I'll be sitting here waiting. I said you're on the trigger. Hey, Wally, what can I do to help, man? Yeah, StreamYard kicked me for some reason.
04:07:52
Speaker
i' ah I mean, i don't I don't want to just be put in the driver's seat. I mean, I do want to be put in the driver's seat, but I'll help. I'll i'll help do stuff. I just don't know what I can do to help because you know I'm retarded when it comes to cars.
04:08:05
Speaker
ah build ah I'll build a garage you can put it in. He said money.
04:08:12
Speaker
Motherfucker, I'm financing a goddamn network over here. he said He said, he put out a post the other day and I and i put it ah and in our YouTube post and tagged.
04:08:24
Speaker
He's looking for sponsors for his car. I'm like, why are we not sponsoring the network on the ah on the car and he was like you gotta buy the stickers and you gotta do this i'm like shit oh that's right but i'm looking into it i'm actually i'm actually working on a a pretty sick ass uh decal to put on the car it's gonna be a big one and i want both and i'm telling you what wally i want both doors i want both front doors just so you know
04:08:56
Speaker
go ahead Go ahead, man. You on this one. You on it. so a man What's up, Pyro? He's trying hard. He's going run through all his alts.
04:09:10
Speaker
Is that the right? So said Rough Truck is like Truck Moto X. Is that right? Is that yeah what it is? Okay. That sounds cool as hell.
04:09:24
Speaker
I mean, if you need muscle, I'll be like a grunt. I'll pull seats. I'll smash windows. I'll rip doors off. I'll lift engines out, like whatever you need. But, i mean, ain't got no monies.
04:09:36
Speaker
I mean, I'm going buy the stickers. I'm going buy the decals for the doors. I'm going buy the decals for the doors. I'll get them for both but for but for both trucks. I just want to drive. I just want to drive a couple times because cause you know me, Wally.
04:09:54
Speaker
You know, I ain't afraid to shoot. I'll jump up in a little fucking truck and jump on the roof before I hit the big jump and roll that son of bitch, catch it on fire and run out like Ricky Bobby.
04:10:08
Speaker
Help me, Tom Cruise. I'm on fire. I don't know all what all goes into it, man, but I'll tell you what, my my ex-wife's fiance's grandson.
04:10:20
Speaker
started driving like dirt track, by the the sprint cars when he was 14 and driving with like the adults and shit. He's killing it, man. Like he's like, I think he turned 17 this year. So he's been doing it for like three years.
04:10:36
Speaker
he's He's winning shit left and right, man. He's got like major sponsorships for his car and all this other crap, man. So apparently they they don't go by the whole, you got to be 16 years old with a driver's license shit because he's but He's been doing dirt the dirt track here down in... I think there's a track here in Florence, Kentucky where they mainly race.
04:10:57
Speaker
Wally, you know it? Sprint cars are bad at it. Yeah, if you don't know Wally's personal channel is on YouTube, go to our post and I... Yeah, no I got it. Yeah, I'm subbed up to him.
04:11:10
Speaker
i'll go check it out but no wally dude i just want to drive that bitch i want to put some stickers on i want to drive that bitch i'll help it like whatever i can do to help like non-financially i mean if the money's there i'll throw some money at you but if i can do some shit to help get my hands all greasy and and feel like a grease monkey i'll hand wrenches i'll hold a flashlight i'll rip seats out i mean i'll i'll beat up cory if i have to fuck you cory we broke garage Bitch ass. I'm just kidding. like Corey. Corey and fuck with each other way too much.
04:11:48
Speaker
My bad, Wally. I wasn't subscribed, but I just did since Jersey 3. You're linking her. I thought it was subbed up there, but I am now. Wally, are you seriously going to let me drive at Croton? Croton's a big one, right? Croton's a big deal. Are you seriously let me drive at Croton? Oh, Kayla's going to lose her mind.
04:12:05
Speaker
We won't tell her until the day of.
04:12:09
Speaker
She's asleep. She can't hear me. She watches the show. That's when you say, baby, you must have been drunk. You said it was fine, man. but You totally agree. Baby, I'm about to do some crazy shit.
04:12:21
Speaker
Hold my phone and record this because I'm about to do some dumb shit. I ain't done. Dude, Wally, we can run together at Croton, right?
04:12:37
Speaker
yeah We'll get with the building season. It's right around the corner. EDM Combat Remix is nobody cares.
04:12:51
Speaker
ah I'm just kidding. Everybody cares. It's like a god damn it.
04:12:59
Speaker
Yes, it is. and Oh, my God. Yeah, I know Croton's a big deal. my God.
04:13:06
Speaker
You know what, if I can get one? I'll drive more than one, but if the only one I can get is Croton, I'll fucking take it, bro. I'll fucking take it. hes You know he's going to hold you to that shit, Wally. You said yes, you can. am, too. Dude, Croton is my stomping ground. My my entire family and like my everybody who knows me...
04:13:31
Speaker
that's that That's the Croton Fair. like Everybody will be there. And if they hear me across the loudspeaker, I know how they acted when I did the demolition derby there. dude It's going be a huge pop.
04:13:43
Speaker
And wrestling fans, you know what I'm talking about.
04:13:49
Speaker
Jedi hadn't been on here in an hour, man. Don't go promoting his show. yeah don't don't don't Wally knows. Wally knows. That's why he said Croton. I bet you. you got You got a side bet for that race, bitch boy? What's the what's your side bet? You want me put one of my belts up?
04:14:04
Speaker
Oh, i'm no. i my only oh Put the belts up, man. Put the belts up. Oh, man. hook up teddy vinny I haven't seen you defend your titles at all. you want you want out You want me to put one of the belts up? I'll fucking... heard wrestling. Before the start, when I get on the roof and I start to hype the crowd, I'll hold one of the belts up, Wally.
04:14:26
Speaker
And if you beat me, I will gladly hand it over to you.
04:14:32
Speaker
That sounds like that's pretty much written in stone, man. Right here. This one right here. No, put up the real... Put up the broken skulls. He's going to put up the one they fucked up. See? You see what I mean? Actually, this one right here. look at that. Wally's got it. Wally's got it right here.
04:14:57
Speaker
Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's good. okay what hold on Hold on a damn second. Hold on a damn second. so So so what what do I get in return? What do I get in return? Because I'm putting my belt on the line, which this belt right here that everybody's busting my balls about, it as soon as I can order it, this is getting the network. So this will be the network belt.
04:15:21
Speaker
This one's the nonsensical nonsense belt. This will be the network belt.
04:15:28
Speaker
But not belts. Not belts with an S. He said he'll wear a Michigan shirt for a year. All three of them. Yeah, but I'm giving up a belt and Ohio State for a year. Yeah, you got you got a pony up something else, Wally.
04:15:43
Speaker
You got to pony up something else, Wally. If I beat you at Croton, all right, here you go. If I beat you at Croton, the rest of the races after Croton, I get to drive at.
04:15:59
Speaker
I'm not, I mean, die big but um you you want to put it up. You want to put up or shut up. I'll put the belt on the line. I'll put the network belt on the line. If you let me dry, if I beat you and I have no intentions on beating you, what do you mean wear Ohio State for a year? What do you mean wear Ohio State for a year?
04:16:20
Speaker
Please make sure you like, share, subscribe.
04:16:26
Speaker
Okay, wait. How many races are we in before we get to Croden?
04:16:36
Speaker
Now, mind you, I haven't i haven't done it a rough truck or a demolition derby since I was 19 years old.
04:16:44
Speaker
Nah, don't already be starting with the fucking excuses, dude.
04:16:49
Speaker
Can't do that shit.
04:16:58
Speaker
That's it, Wally. Stand up for yourself, goddammit. Don't let him push you around. I had to go get some beverages. Sorry. Didn't mean to leave you here at alone, Mo. No, you're good. What is six?
04:17:10
Speaker
Oh, so if I beat you at Croton,
04:17:16
Speaker
you're going wear ah six before Croton, but how many is after Croton? There's only like one after Croton because there's only eight races in the year.
04:17:28
Speaker
We're going to hash out these details. Yeah, you got to get the logistics of this shit down. Yeah, we got to hash this out. This got real real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:17:42
Speaker
Every show for a year. So you're going to wear... Yeah, but you do two shows a week. I do like seven shows a week.
04:17:53
Speaker
Oh, there's five after Croton? There's five after Croton. So I get Croton plus five.
04:18:08
Speaker
Okay. Sounds pretty good, man. sounds yeah okay fuck that Okay. Okay. a If you beat me, which you probably will, and this is me being a man and me being real, you get the network belt, which I'll get the decal for it and I'll get it put on there. You'll get the network belt.
04:18:29
Speaker
Until I slap the shit out of you and get tired of seeing you with it on.
04:18:35
Speaker
I wear Ohio State for a year on the shows. Every show.
04:18:42
Speaker
If I win, i get to drive the next five races after Croton. You wear Michigan. For a year on your shows, plus mandatory, you have to come up every Saturday night for that year in Michigan for at least, at least an hour and a half.
04:19:08
Speaker
It's a six-hour show. I'm giving you an hour and a half that you have to be on here every Saturday. So it'll be, you will be regulated to be here every Saturday for at least an hour and a half straight.
04:19:25
Speaker
I don't care when you come in somewhere between the first hour and and the end, but it has to be an hour and a half. oh hit her team on pe He already said deal, brother. He already fucking agreed to it. I know he said deal.
04:19:38
Speaker
Got a run. and Kid got bit by a dog. You don't even have any kids. All right, so we're locked in. Hopefully your young'un's okay, Rocky. So you're locked in. so So when you beat me, I wind up wearing Ohio State for an entire year on every show I do, and you get the network belt.
04:19:59
Speaker
And on the off chance that I beat you, I get to drive the next five races. You wear Michigan and are obligated for an hour and a half every Saturday night.
04:20:17
Speaker
Did I say something else? No, I think that was it.
04:20:24
Speaker
but You also have to tell everybody I'm your daddy. that but Yes, yes, dumbass. um Lock it in. Deal.
04:20:36
Speaker
Lock it in.
04:20:42
Speaker
I hope you know that I may wear an Ohio State shirt. during the football season, but I'll have a Michigan hat on which is on. Which you can do the same. you could wear an ohio You can wear a Michigan shirt and have an Ohio State hat on. We'll give you that caveat.
04:21:00
Speaker
You're a dumbass. right, lock it in. Lock it in. I feel like I win this. If I beat him in Groton, I get, oh, Kayla's going to kill me.
04:21:11
Speaker
You son of a bitch. That's why you agreed to this, because you know Kayla won't fucking allow it.
04:21:21
Speaker
Well, shout out to man. I hope let's help his kid's okay, man.
04:21:26
Speaker
didn't even know had kids. You realize this could be like the greatest thing to happen to Pierce Motorsports, Wally. You know that I am reckless without a cause. And you know I have no fucks to give. that You son of a bitch.
04:21:40
Speaker
wall are You son of a bitch
04:21:47
Speaker
I'll still make your big ass tap out Oh I can't make the So when does this happen Chris Big Country Pierce Trained m MMA fighter Trained in the cage And a monster in the cage Could you imagine getting tapped out by a guy who just fought in the streets, and which is what will happen to him in all honesty?
04:22:13
Speaker
He knows better. We almost had a fight once upon a time, but he got scared because he knew. so so when it live oh yeah It'll be Yeah, man, that'll be awesome. I don't even care if I lose. I expect to lose. i just I'm excited to drive, Wally, in all honesty.
04:22:28
Speaker
um' I'm super stoked to drive. What am I driving?
04:22:33
Speaker
A Pinto. you He's going to be like a Subaru. I ain't a dyke, bitch. I ain't driving a Subaru just because I look like a dyke. Don't mean I am a dyke.
04:22:45
Speaker
I can say that. I'm allowed. My broaster told me I was. Well, it's your network. Well, like Modog said, it's also my network.
04:22:57
Speaker
Rachel said, fuck off. Why do I have to fuck off? Why did Rachel say fuck off? but So it was in August and you're driving a Jeep Cherokee. hell yeah Hell yeah. Are you driving are you gonna are you driving a Jeep Cherokee? Are we both driving Jeep Cherokees?
04:23:11
Speaker
You getting another Jeep Cherokee? Sorry, kids. proper like Your real dad's stepping into play.
04:23:20
Speaker
we got why Why did you get up on general, bro? Wally, get up here on the panel, dude. Dude, I'm fucking stoked about this. I don't even care about the bed. I'm just stoked to drive, dude.
04:23:33
Speaker
Yeah, get up here, Wally. Because I'm going to have to drop here in minute. Of all places, dude.
04:23:42
Speaker
With 20 inches away. Yeah.
04:23:46
Speaker
I'm going to get some bullshit as Jeep Cherokee that's that's like baby-proof and Wally's going to have this decked out fucking Jeep Cherokee like... It's going to be baby blue with a pink stripe going up the fucking middle, man. I don't give a fuck.
04:24:01
Speaker
I'm telling you. Wally, can I do that? It will be on 20-inch rams, though, man. Before I run, can I get up on the roof and fucking hype the crowd and can I fucking hold the belt up and stuff?
04:24:16
Speaker
Kayla's going to lose her goddamn mind when I tell her this. got to imagine they would eat that shit up, man. I think they would, too, man. And I know in Croton they would. and like I know my name in that area when they when they say it.
04:24:30
Speaker
not Not me personally, but my last name. They're going to fuck in it. Even if they don't know you. They're gonna be like, who's this drunk hillbilly up there waving his fucking wrestling belt around? Fuck yeah!
04:24:41
Speaker
They would get into it. Oh, I'm hitting it. I'm hitting that big ramp. I'm hitting that big ramp at the end, too. um and I'm hitting that. I'm hitting it, though. I'm hitting it like a fucking whore on Tuesday, and I just got to buy one, get one free deal.
04:24:56
Speaker
Two for Tuesdays, bro. It's like a nacho night, motherfucker. Give us some rock starts. Yeah. orange live Wally knows me. wally Wally baited my ass in so bad because he knows me. And he was like, this motherfucker is going to go balls to the wall. ah Hey, Jersey, what they didn't tell you is the Jeep that arere driving is yours.
04:25:26
Speaker
All get to drive Jersey's Jeep, even better. dude im sorry jersey him Seriously. She has fucking shown me like when I think of New Jersey,
04:25:36
Speaker
What do you think of New Jersey? You think of like cities and dirty? and No, I don't. Actually, no, I don't. because no jersey has yeah know I know New Jersey has a lot of... Wally, where are you at? Are you in a hotel, bro?
04:25:51
Speaker
No, at my house. It looks different. It's just because where I'm at. It looks clean. You're in a hospital, aren't you? They're sleeping.
04:26:03
Speaker
they're sleeping
04:26:07
Speaker
the Bro, you baited me in because you knew I wanted to drive and you know I can drive, didn't you? You baited my ass in. Look that motherfucker. He's grinning like a fat kid in a candy factory, man. like He was like, he messaged me the other day. We're getting a second truck.
04:26:22
Speaker
And I bet he told Rachel, i um I know Glick wants to drive. Watch me bait his stupid ass in.
04:26:33
Speaker
And you know I'll hunt the crowd. That's all right. Can I hype the crowd? Can I get up on the roof before and wave the bell and like hype the crowd?
04:26:45
Speaker
Sure. as long as i just can't i just can't wait to see you ah seven days a week in Ohio State here again. who I'd love to that, too. That's why I was
Race Preparations and Logistics
04:26:57
Speaker
goat named, too. I want to see that shit, too. I don't i fucking care because I haven't done a rough truck since I was like 1920, and I had so much fun. But the only reason I didn't go balls to the wall was because I was in my Bronco.
04:27:11
Speaker
Well, make sure you got a helmet and shit for yourself. i mean I did go balls to the walls in the Demolition Derby because Leif and I had le had his heart and I had and i had the second car.
04:27:25
Speaker
We both had station wagons. Yep, I remember that. And I went balls deep in that bitch in the Demolition Derby. No, dude, like...
04:27:37
Speaker
ah I mean, I don't know shit about shit. You give me a truck that'll fucking run, I'm going to run it. You know that. Jersey, it's the silver one that I had. That's that's the first one.
04:27:49
Speaker
I do know. Oh, I'm driving the silver one? Maybe. and Don't give me no bullshit. let me Give me something that runs. And I'll come help. I'll come help. I'll honestly come help. i don't I don't know how good I'll be.
04:28:04
Speaker
jersey yeah fun yeah jersey New Jersey, we all know the shit that New Jersey is the garbage state. We all know that. But like New York and Rhode Island and and and and they got beautiful country up there. Beautiful country up there. I had no idea until she was like, like when we first started dating, she would like take me around and take videos while she was driving and shit. And she like and and her property backs up to the Pine Barrens, right? And it's fucking like forest and shit behind her. i didn't know i want um She was taking me out and showing me these like, you know, driving through the Pine Barrens and stuff. And I told her so much of it. you You've been down south. You've been to South Carolina. You know what the forest in South Carolina look with like all the pine needles and shit? That's exactly what it looked like.
04:28:51
Speaker
I was like, that's New Jersey? She was oh i was like, that's fucking gorgeous, man. jersey Jersey said that she backed up to the Pine Barrens. And and um first time she told me that, I got excited because I i want to go visit her because and and that's Jersey Devil Country.
04:29:08
Speaker
right And she said it one time and Kayla was paying attention and Kayla was like, ah the Jersey devil is, right? And I'm like, yeah. She's like, we got to go visit Jersey. And I'm like, yeah, we do. Just just don't ask her if she thinks it's real. she little blow your It'll blow the whole thing for i don't care if she thinks it's real or not, but it's right there. She yeah wall she drove me past the house where like the witch and shit was that like started all of it. So yeah, it's beautiful up there.
04:29:38
Speaker
So a little caveat for the bet. A little caveat for the bet. I will wear an Ohio State shirt, hoodie, jersey, whatever, if when I lose. And I say when I lose.
04:29:52
Speaker
But I can still wear a Michigan hat and vice versa. So you can still wear an Ohio State hat or a beanie or whatever with your Michigan shirt, if which is potentially slim. Because I'm entering your world right now. like i'm um I'm coming into your guys' world.
04:30:12
Speaker
and and And I just want to run it. No, i just want and you can't where you can't wear a Michigan hat and I can't wear an Ohio State hat. Oh, so we're going no. I'm going to put a Michigan hat.
04:30:26
Speaker
That's fine. it It ain't on your body. That's all that matters. yes know So no no Michigan or Ohio State whatsoever. None. Yep. yep You know I'm going balls to the wall. If I fucking wreck this thing, catch on fire, and run through the track like Ricky Bobby, whatever happens, happens, right?
04:30:46
Speaker
That's right. Okay. He's going to fucking booby track. He's going booby trap my truck. where He's going to die. You better check the brakes on that motherfucker. As soon as they agree. we do I don't need no fucking brakes. You can take the brakes off that bitch. I don't fucking care.
04:31:05
Speaker
As soon as the green it a green light goes, the Jeep's just going to go poof. Just remember, I can make that shit happen.
04:31:16
Speaker
I know you can. That's what Wally, hit don't admit that shit out loud. I have no expectations on beating you.
04:31:27
Speaker
I'm not one of those ones. I want to win it fair and square. which yeah I got no expectations of beating you. I just want to run. Balls to the wall. Just let me go. Wally, secretly, he wants he wants to wear an Ohio State shirt.
04:31:42
Speaker
He does. He always has since I've known him. Don't let him lie. actually actually Actually, if I'm wearing Ohio State, a well ahly orphras when i'm wearing a when i when I'm wearing Ohio State for a year, can I wear all the blacked out stuff?
04:31:59
Speaker
Because I love that shit. Nope. I can't wear the blacked out Ohio State. Like the Ohio State, the blacked out. you know how sexy that Ohio State jersey is? That's fine.
04:32:10
Speaker
Yeah, the black jersey. That's what talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, like that shit's sexy. I'll wear that shit. don't fucking care. That's okay. Just remember, after this year, it'll be 2-0 against you in Ohio State. Simple-minded dick.
04:32:25
Speaker
but we fuck coach in the bo in wo That's okay. That was the first time it was. He had to keep the Burtis the Buckeye as his profile picture for 24 hours.
04:32:38
Speaker
That's okay. Also, also you know what the great thing about being a Michigan the Wolverine fan is? You're still losers. we We will never have to say that that our mascot got beat up by the Ohio Bobcats mascot. but The paper was put...
04:32:55
Speaker
Also, ah hey, Wally, hey, MoDog, your daddy at Michigan spanked your asses three times in the last month.
04:33:08
Speaker
Yeah, we we got we got selective memory, though. so Yeah, in the last month, NCAA basketball. Michigan. ah That's basketball. in were Michigan, Ben Ohio State over there. It don't matter. It's not football, so shut up. That's basketball. That's typical Ohio State fans. Yeah, typical. ah We only watch football. We don't know nothing else about Ohio State.
04:33:32
Speaker
I heard they got a baseball team, too, but nobody really follows them either. Hey, MoDog, it's mine and your show now. I hate that you assholes have power. Well, listen, man, it's been fun, but I got to drop, man.
04:33:48
Speaker
All right, see you, MoDog. Have a good rest of your weekend, man. Thanks for having me up, brother. Absolutely. Love you brother. right, love you guys, man. Later. See ya. Wally, I'm super fucking excited, man.
04:34:02
Speaker
um Here, I'm going to drop him down until he decides to show back up. Yeah, let me show this back up. used to have a Jeep Wrangler. Duck for Jersey. Oh, Jersey you got a duck from that. So I got to take piss real quick. Hold on. wally
04:34:22
Speaker
That is a normal process to get that set up. Yeah. Did you download the app?
04:34:34
Speaker
Night, Jersey. See you later.
04:34:41
Speaker
Yeah, I tried it without the app, and it took forever. Once the app was loaded, it loads fun.
04:34:51
Speaker
Well, yeah, I got to say, Jersey absolutely destroyed me tonight, and I was feeling down, and I was feeling back. What did you do? I didn't do anything, dude. You got to go.
04:35:03
Speaker
You got to watch the replay.
04:35:06
Speaker
it was Rocky was talking crazy shit. And she popped up on the panel, which is a joy. It doesn't happen very often. Jersey, love you, girl.
04:35:18
Speaker
Have a good night. Yeah, could not very often. She does join the panel. And and it did she jumped on the panel. And, dude, she hit me. Dude, she
04:35:32
Speaker
fucking wrecked me, man. And she was like, said something about Rocky's panel. And just
04:35:42
Speaker
It was the greatest. It was it was so good. You got to see it on the replay. I can't do it justice. ah God love her to death because Rocky did that, dropped that video, that promo video with him. And he was like, yeah anybody who wants to see Rocky take over, hashtag click who in the chat.
04:36:03
Speaker
um and And And she had my back She was like no I gotta stay loyal And I was like fuck yeah that's my girl right there in Jersey And then she hit me with that An hour or so later No it was good it was good it was It was golden was golden man by du days yeah like Oh my god I'm like so stoked Are you really gonna let me drive Yeah
04:36:40
Speaker
It is like me my whole fucking night, dude. Kayla's going to kill me. I had no part in this. You came up with it yourself. You had all the parts Oh, You're on your own on this. This was me talking shit, opening my mouth and sticking my foot in it. Exactly.
04:36:59
Speaker
I 100% fully expect you to be like, no, Corey's driving or Hunter's driving or You know, like, I'm like, and then was like, all right, cool. And then I would have fucked with you, but it would have been it cool.
04:37:13
Speaker
And you're like, yeah, you drive it. And then you're like, yeah, you can drive it Croton.
04:37:20
Speaker
yeah
04:37:23
Speaker
That's like, that's like the big stage, man. And that's, besides that's whole thing. Besides Knox. Yeah, and that's home for me. like Croton is my home field advantage, dude. You you know that.
04:37:40
Speaker
I'm going to get this ordered. i ah This is going to the nonsensical network belt. This is the nonsense. Nonsensical nonsense belt. I don't care. Whichever one you want me to put on the line. I told you the broken skull.
04:37:57
Speaker
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. but I'm fucking with you. I know how much that means to you. i was going to say, that's got a lot of a emotional connection to that.
04:38:08
Speaker
I'm just more excited. I can't wait to see you wear Ohio State shit for a year. I don't fucking care. I don't fucking care, dude. You know, I'll wear Ohio State for a year if I can fucking raw dog the shit out of it in a rough truck.
04:38:24
Speaker
I'm to scared of shit. You know I'm going be scared shit. You can deliver your message now. Right back at you, Ray. I'll shoot you in your other foot.
04:38:37
Speaker
Oh, shit.
04:38:43
Speaker
Did you see what I said backstage when you joined, babe? Nope. Love you, brother. Good night. Night chat, everyone. Enjoy nurse your weekends.
04:38:56
Speaker
I didn't see what you said either. I'm sorry. Did you actually finally get your internet back? No, you got yours back? soon as my power came on. Oh, what the French fuck?
04:39:09
Speaker
Yeah. No, I still have no internet, dude. That's actually why I'm on the laptop and not having to use the hotspot. yeah i'm i'm legit Yeah, I'm legit running off my hotspot. Here's the sad part is Damien, the boy went and bought a one of those buddy indoor heaters because we needed another heater.
04:39:31
Speaker
Not even 30 hours later, after it's barely been on, the fucking power came back on.
04:39:39
Speaker
And they said it wasn't going to be until Tuesday, the latest. I'm glad it came back on. You were out a lot longer. Where are you at in your house? I'm actually in the reptile room right now.
04:39:52
Speaker
Yeah. I'm in the basically the front room. Oh, nice. Yeah, the the background fucked me up. Yeah, no, dude. We don't have any internet. Who do you have for internet?
04:40:06
Speaker
Spectrum.
04:40:09
Speaker
he's still He's still running on his hotspot there in Newark. Yeah, dude. Walmart. Walmart had internet. And I'm two minutes away from all... You know where I'm at. You know where Walmart is. I know. Yeah.
04:40:22
Speaker
it's It's insanity, man. It's insanity, bro. As soon as our power came back on and everything, I got off my phone, turned on the laptop, and Wi-Fi was working. Yeah, it's it's it's fucking insanity, man. And and and and that's the crazy thing. Yeah,
04:40:43
Speaker
yeah and the bad part,
04:40:47
Speaker
Yeah, so we have no internet, so I've been on my... ah Huh?
04:40:54
Speaker
Rachel said there could be a main line over to your where you're living at that's down. That's why you didn't get it back. Somewhere in that area.
04:41:05
Speaker
Yeah. And they're dragging their damn feet.
04:41:09
Speaker
Oh, here, I got something to show you. Yeah, show me.
04:41:15
Speaker
yes so Hang on. Where's Corey? Wait, Corey up. Tell him to bring his ass in here. He's, uh, I forget what he's doing. Boy got a printer and I printed off my YouTube personal logo.
04:41:30
Speaker
It actually came out pretty good. Dude. I like that, dude. I made you like a couple kick ass logos and you just like that one for,
04:41:44
Speaker
the one you did for the nonsensical network on my laptop, it will not let me download it
04:41:51
Speaker
for my thumbnail. It will not let me put it as a thumbnail. I have to literally like just do. i just know and i'll Yeah. Cause I even tried downsizing it and everything else from saving it from my phone.
04:42:04
Speaker
And usually it'll let me do it. No, it only, it let me bring down to the, Wally's Motorsports World and that was it. And that's the only thing that would allow me to upload. But yet I did the one I did and it fucking uploaded fine, which I don't understand.
04:42:21
Speaker
Send me your email. I will. And I'll try to send it to you your email. See if you can save it. I though i thought those were pretty dope, man. I like it. And what's sad is the Speedway stories that I'm using that you made me for the podcast deal.
04:42:40
Speaker
it's fucking It's no different than what you did for the other one, but it works. Yeah. So i'm um I'm working on... ah
04:42:52
Speaker
Yeah, that one there. thats one That's the original logo I had you fix for me. I like that. i like that I think that's fucking sick. Yeah, it worked out great. um Instead of a formula car, i kind of wish it was like a late model or something like that or a drag car, but it works for what it is.
04:43:09
Speaker
I can I can i can i can dock. Oh, I like no I like it I was say if you want to get rid of the formula if you want to get rid of the formula of the car we can get rid of it Nope, that works perfect.
04:43:21
Speaker
Yeah my head. I'll i'll play it around but but I made this on chat GT for my for my own personal channel when I did this one.
04:43:32
Speaker
Mm-hmm. I Like it It turned out good
04:43:39
Speaker
I i think it changes because Rocky and Wally and I have all the same access. So I think it changes depending upon the last person that comes in.
04:43:53
Speaker
So the the link, um when you click the link to come in, as a guest, it says, you know, Glick welcomes you, blah, blah, blah. um now And now it says ah Rocky.
04:44:09
Speaker
ah So Rocky changed it around. No, I don't think he can change it. don't think he can change it. o the day so That's weird. hu
04:44:25
Speaker
But yeah, I've got with the silver Jeep, I've got at least six to eight races lined up. So
04:44:38
Speaker
six to eight races. Yeah. So, so what are, what are you doing? Are you only strictly doing what? Um, shit, my laptop's about to talk.
04:44:53
Speaker
Actually, there's a, Part of the six to eight races is doing a couple of the monster truck shows too. they they got They got rough trucks as a fill in and stuff and I'm going to try to get in on that too.
04:45:10
Speaker
Even though I'm out gunned going against purposely built modified rough trucks but still be fun to be in front of bunch of people and say I got to run with the monster trucks. Right. So that's the goal.
04:45:29
Speaker
Now, one of the um the sponsor that came on, Jason Ryan, with his roofing company, his brother's got another Cherokee and stuff that he's wanting to get rid of, and I'm the only one he's wanting to sell it to. So
04:45:49
Speaker
so who is your whose sponsor you have so far? I've got one. Who is it? ah I can't remember the name of his roofing company. I got my phone charging right now since it it's pretty much dead.
04:46:07
Speaker
But he's on. he's got the He's got the hood on the silver Jeep. Gave me further for the races I'm covered. He's covered me for all the races. so shield pro ruly knower Shield Pro Roofing. they're He's out of Newark, but he lives here in Mount Vernon. He's there he's the head super manager for there.
04:46:27
Speaker
Yeah, dude you gotta You gotta know your fucking sponsors, man. Oh, I've sent them out. It's just that he hasn't sent me the stuff, all the stuff so I can share it around. Yeah, you gotta you gotta get all of them links.
04:46:41
Speaker
Yep. So... So far, him, and then the show that I'm wanting to put on at Croton in October. um Remember the guy that I had on that had the Megatruck from North...
04:46:55
Speaker
yeah tim Tim Warner, well, he just put me a whole sponsorship package to get sponsors for that race.
04:47:06
Speaker
So for that show, would you be interested in any musical acts? ah It depends because i'm limited on I'm limited in on the infield space of the fairgrounds.
04:47:21
Speaker
I really can't do much I might be interested in one. We'll see what happens as soon as I get these other sponsors locked in for that show. but Let me know if you want to do like a before or after. Yeah, because it's a two-day deal.
04:47:39
Speaker
It's a Saturday and Sunday deal. so Definitely let me know for both days before or after. We might be able to get some music there. That'd be cool if I could get Kissing Lilith to come down.
04:47:51
Speaker
I don't know if I can get them. I might be able to, but I could probably get Mark Mason. Ooh, that'd work too.
04:48:02
Speaker
and and And I might possibly be able to do James Luker. But if we if we want to shoot for Christine Lilith, I absolutely will.
04:48:17
Speaker
we'll see what we will Like I said, let me get let me get my sponsors locked down for this so I can get it locked in and make it official and then get everything that way done. and then if we like my yeah My mindset is like let's let's make it a network thing.
04:48:33
Speaker
you know what I mean? Where we we get the Speedway stories, Pierce's Motorsports and Reptiles and and and yeah It's a joint adventure and and and we we promoted it across the brands and and and we give people music and vroom vrooms.
04:48:56
Speaker
Not only that, but give me something to drive. I'll drive something. I'll drive a pace car. Is there a pace car? No, you don't have to worry about that. that absolutely so That one there is going to be one of those. or That too and that Saturday night, well, Saturday,
04:49:13
Speaker
um probably before the show starts. kind of I want to do a trick-or-treat thing for the kids since it's October, and it's a couple weeks before Halloween. so I'll bring them down to Pit Row and let them trick-or-treat. Have the guys bring so bring candy and shit to hand out and stuff. kind of do yeah Do something like that. it's a I want to do an end-of-the-year deal here in Ohio because there's one like into october but it's in west virginia so i've been wanting to do this and the thing is is if it doesn't happen this year i definitely will happen next year but it may end up being two of them a summer one and a fall one we'll see what happens yeah i think i think this is a great opportunity not only for you obviously
04:50:05
Speaker
but it's a great opportunity for the network where we can combine music and racing. and and And if it allows us, you get ah you get a show before the races start.
04:50:19
Speaker
You get a, you know, i don't want to say after because it might be too late, but definitely if like earlier. it'd probably be I would, if we would do something like that, it'd be early.
04:50:32
Speaker
Give them like and five to five. From like 5 to 6 because I want to Saturday night. Well, with Saturday, would be race time would probably start actually at 6, so it would be a little sooner.
04:50:46
Speaker
Because what's going to happen, why the what the plan is for Saturday is run basically a stock cheater stock class, have my mod guys basically run a top 16 qualifying and then bring the top 16 guys back to run off on Sunday for who, for first place on that whole ordeal.
04:51:10
Speaker
So. Yeah. and if We, did we, we could do, you know, incorporate music because like, that's my thing with, you know, you know, I want to do the music festival. Yup. And that'd be a way to get things out that way Well, let's see. That's the thing too is.
04:51:25
Speaker
And now that have I have, I'm going to try to have it where, Like the most of the races until I drive or whatever or anything like that, try to go live either on both channels where I can have it set up like on Speedway Stories and then tag mine in it too and do live from the races, do interviews, everything else. Let me know.
04:51:48
Speaker
Because the only downfall with going live on the network is it interferes with shows because they're in the middle of the week other than Croton, which is Friday night.
04:52:00
Speaker
Everything else pretty much journal is is Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Tuesday. That's the only downfall. You give me the date beforehand.
04:52:11
Speaker
I'll get you a print off of the schedule. yeah soon As soon the fair is released, the rough truck schedule, and i'll give you we I'll send you a copy of it over to you. yeah marchroom seven us I'll mark the ones that i I do that I'm going to either run in or go hang out and video it but majority of the ones I'm going to attend as long as the jeeps are running and everything and don't break in between then I'm running that so so because we have we have to coordinate schedule so that I don't book guests on those Tuesdays and Wednesdays and you can link up your YouTube channel to stream yard dude we got to get together so when when does the race season start
04:53:00
Speaker
um The race season doesn't officially start until I think they were waiting on to hear if Coshocton is going to do a summer race or not.
04:53:10
Speaker
But it's actually the June 29th is Marion County is actually the first fair that happens. Before the race season starts, once the weather breaks, you and Rachel got to come over here.
04:53:23
Speaker
Yeah. ah And we'll get together and we'll map it out. And and and and if if a race falls on a Tuesday or Wednesday, i won't schedule guests, but you can actually link your YouTube channel to our stream card, and you can stream to both our YouTube channel and your YouTube channel at the same time. Well, that's like the whole ordeal. Thank God it was Wild Card Wednesday last year when I tried Knox, but because the heat got so bad to the phones, it fucking sucked.
04:53:56
Speaker
and we also damian Or Damien would have continued to He would have videoed until after I was done running And I would have took over But because the heat was getting to the phone It was overheating So i couldn't fucking we couldn't do anymore And it kind of pissed me off And we also got to get you properly set up where We got to get you properly set up For the stream So Maybe here in the next week or two yeah Get you and Rachel Here on a Friday or Yeah, probably Friday because Fridays are kind of up in the air as far as the network goes. Right, yep. We'll we cook out, cook grill out, whatever, have a few brewskis, and we'll get the ins and outs. We'll look at the scheduling and stuff like that, and we'll figure out how to get you properly set up so that you can stream and get the races. And if you're on the network, if I'm available,
04:54:57
Speaker
Because that's typically a night that I'm already doing a show. Yeah. I can come up on the network, be the face and the voice here on the network, but also have the races on your channel.
04:55:12
Speaker
You know what I mean? Right. So people we can kind of try to simulcast with, with um we'll figure it out. We got to get you you we gotta get you guys over here.
04:55:24
Speaker
and and and look at all the technicalities of it and get you a better better way to where you can where you can stream the races. Oh, yeah. You know, there's a lot of potential here for a lot of crossover. Like I said, the racing and the music will be huge. Like Mark Mason would go over huge for your event because he's a country guy.
04:55:50
Speaker
Yep. i don't i mean I would love to do Kissing Lilith, and I know that they would, absolutely in heartbeat. But are they going to mesh? You know what I mean? Right. are they gonna No, I get it. yeah Are they going to hit that right audience?
04:56:05
Speaker
um If not, there's other artists. And again, that comes into, much like my music festival, I got to make sure these guys get paid.
04:56:16
Speaker
Got to make sure da-da-da-da-da, you know, and then yeah proper promotion. But i think mark I think Mark Mason would be huge Yeah, he'd be actually perfect for that.
04:56:28
Speaker
And especially if you know how it is.
04:56:34
Speaker
But, dude, i'm so I'm super stoked. i don't even care about losing. I'm just stoked to drive.
04:56:41
Speaker
ah you Are you sure that it's cool that I drive? At Croton? Yes, you have to. Huh? Are you sure that it's cool that I drive at Croton?
04:56:54
Speaker
Yeah. i'm not Just so I can embarrass you. Just so I can embarrass you. don't fucking care about that. I just want to drive. like I'm not going to make fun of you or anything if you're like, you know what? It's probably not a good idea.
04:57:07
Speaker
No, i don't wouldn like I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it. Dude, I'm going to drive a piss on that bitch. So is are these like, is this like a points thing? Yeah, how points it'll be a points race for me because I'm going to enter the points race.
04:57:24
Speaker
Well, what about the second car? Second one technically was going to be it's going to be one that probably the boy will end up racing up until Croton. so And then after that.
04:57:38
Speaker
i can put it Can the boy drive? Yeah. Put it in the fucking points race.
04:57:47
Speaker
Give me the $200.
04:57:50
Speaker
I'm already fucking buying logos and I'm already financing the network.
04:57:57
Speaker
And the nice thing nice thing is is the second one's all black. Nice. You got to put it in the points, man. and The boy can drive and the boy's not afraid to drive.
04:58:09
Speaker
He's not.
04:58:12
Speaker
I mean, how cool would that be if you wound up – what is it, the top what, that that move on? and the job so Well, with the points, the way it builds up, the bad part about the points series is – I'm asking don't know.
04:58:24
Speaker
Well, what the points series is, is ah the guys that run it, usually they're all mod guys, other than like a couple of them are stock. So you really don't have chance.
04:58:36
Speaker
Not really, but Blind Squirrel always finds a nut every now and then. like one of the mod guys like If like one or two of the mod guys wreck out, you could potentially it. could take a top 10 spot. yeah Also, it's the top 10.
04:58:52
Speaker
Yeah, they they pay 10 in points. um Tyler Peters that I had on the show, it's out of Centerberg and shit. He's the one that come, him and his dad and a bunch of the guys, we all came up with the points series.
04:59:06
Speaker
to run and stuff. I was going to say, you know I'm not going to be afraid to drive that motherfucker. That's why I'm kind of with the silver Jeep, we're kind of leaning towards finding a drivetrain out of a other Grand Cherokee that actually had a V8 set up in it and just pulling it out and putting it instead of the V6. Kind of give it a give it a little bit of advantage compared to, I mean, these guys have got built race motors, but the way some of these tracks are set up, it, it'll, it could work out to my advantage.
04:59:39
Speaker
Well, dude, seriously, whatever I can do to help. i mean, obviously I can't, I can't drop a lot of money. fuck I was fucking with you with the money thing. I know. I know you are, but no, seriously, like seriously, whatever I can do to help with, with, with either of them, both of them, whatever.
04:59:55
Speaker
um Even if you just want me to come fucking rip shit out of the car, I'll come rip shit out of the car. Yeah, because they're both getting kate full cages, five-point harnesses. You can't drop money on it, obviously, financing the the network.
05:00:11
Speaker
You're good, dude like i i know I know it's something you've talked about in the past since you knew I got back into it and shit. that I've been wanting to drive in over 20 years, and I've been wanting to do it ever since. we but wait i I'll pay for the decals.
05:00:31
Speaker
100%. I'll pay for the decals. and and What I can't give you in money, I'll give you in labor. Let me know. only thing with Croton will be on the ordeal is you'll have to pay your duty, which like $25. I'll fucking pay that. That's it. I'll pay that for what I'm driving.
05:00:50
Speaker
yeah that's that's it i'll pay i'll pay that i'll pay that for what i'm what i'm driving And the nice thing is in the stock class, they pay back the top 25. Oh, I'm ending up in the top 25. Yeah.
05:01:04
Speaker
yeah As long as that motherfucker, as long as I don't wreck, as long as I don't wreck, as long as I don't wreck or that motherfucker don't die on me, um I'm placed in the top 25. That's like returned last year. If they would have done the top 30 like they were supposed to, I was two spots out of where they paid at Knox last year.
05:01:25
Speaker
Because they decided to change top 20. I was actually 22. had no fear, bro. yep mainstream of it is The thing of it is with doing this, there's the no fear, but there's also the two of driving smart, but still be quick.
05:01:44
Speaker
that's the amazing you It's just the oval track. it's just It's nothing that crazy. Well, if Croton does what they do did last two years, it's been an S-track. It's been an S-shaped track.
05:01:58
Speaker
Yeah, it's been it's fucking... and the but And the turns has been like hairpins. I mean, it's literally, you're like turning on a dime to hit the... I might have bitten off more than I can chew.
05:02:10
Speaker
We'll see what they set it up this year. But yeah, the last two years, that track's been been a been basically... a Looks like a paperclip, damn near. The way they did it. might have bitten off more than I can chew.
05:02:24
Speaker
you mirror Either way, I'll hype the shit out the crowd. Either way, I'll get the crowd hyped. But yeah, the other thing I've been looking into once it comes to is trying to find a couple better cameras to do where I can do the live feed with it too instead of just the phone. Yeah, we'll work out the logistics and stuff like that. And we can definitely, from streaming, we can multicast from your channel and our channel the same time.
05:02:49
Speaker
Did you get it work? Yeah. shit on now on the events set on the events that I can get to? Can I be... I can if i may i may not i don't care to drive, but can i like do some kind of hype shit?
05:03:05
Speaker
yeah Yeah. How can I hype you up as a driver according to their rules and regulations? and and stuff There's really no rules or nothing for it. I mean, the main thing of it, doing it, just do you can be my camera bitch.
05:03:24
Speaker
Well, that doesn't help you hype you up. Can I get on the mic and announce you? No, you can't do that. That's the only downfall.
05:03:33
Speaker
I don't know. Either way, I don't care. I may have bitten off more than I can chew, but I'm going to fucking run that shit. Basically, the main closest races are going to be around will be Coshocton, Marion.
05:03:49
Speaker
No, I'm just letting you know where the we majority of the main ones I want. is Cushocton, Marion, Mount Gilead, Croton, Knox, and Cushocton again. Those are six of the races.
05:04:03
Speaker
Oh. So, but in between that, during those weeks, there's monster truck shows at most of these things, too, that are going to have. So, and the guy that I have on there, full throttle, he's the one that's putting on the rough truck events with the monster truck stuff. So. Oh.
05:04:24
Speaker
Why don't you tell that guy who's putting them on to let me get on the mic? Because they got it their own separate announcer, unfortunately. because he Yeah, but he's not me.
05:04:36
Speaker
But yeah, it's just... Don't bring what I bring. Yeah, that's that's the plan for this year. so And then hopefully down the road, we'll have a... My goal is... And like I said...
05:04:48
Speaker
my goal is and like i said If you change your mind, it's okay. No. how I'm not going to – I'm going to bust your balls a little bit, but I won't bust your balls too much.
05:05:02
Speaker
We'll come up with another bet for the Ohio State-Michigan thing. um Oh, I ain't worried about the bet, but I'm serious about the other deal. but But, like, I don't want to fuck up your thing.
05:05:13
Speaker
So, like, worst-case scenario, You're like, oh, you know what? It might not be a good idea if you run. I'll be like, all right, that's cool. That's cool.
05:05:24
Speaker
That's cool. No, i'm ah you know me. ah I'm not going to break your balls about it. um um just i just want to, like like, I feel like this is a golden opportunity for not only your channel, but our channel. This is our channel. This is our network, dude.
05:05:40
Speaker
Yeah. Like, I've seen it from get-go, like, Ever since the Blaze thing, sorry, I said that, we're shit. Ever since the Blaze thing, I'm not talking shit about Blaze. I'm not saying anything bad about it. Not only that, just the other shit going on, too, man. It's different. like I said it from from that moment on, like, Rocky can run Saturday nights.
05:06:08
Speaker
If Wally's available and he wants to run Saturday nights, that's that's my mentality. Yeah, Lazy and them are still streaming off of their shit. Yeah, my way of thinking is
05:06:25
Speaker
it's for your channel. We should always be focused on the network as well. And if the cross-promotion is there, and if the opportunity is there, and and and and all we figured out a way to be able to broadcast better on your end and and stuff like that. Let's fucking do it, man. Like that was my, it'll be and and'll be on three different networks.
05:06:50
Speaker
Yeah. It wasn't even just you. It was me too, because you started talking about your Jeep and I didn't even think about it until you put up the sponsorship thing. Like, why are we not putting the network on there?
05:07:05
Speaker
You know what I mean? Like it's a win win. Oh, yeah. youre ah that's it nice And the nice thing is it'll be exposure across three channels. We'll have our two ours, both of ours, the network and my personal channel, plus Corey's channel will be since he's doing well as he's doing his his on his ah thing. Well, my thing is he come on board. he's He's covering the fuel and other shit, too, so...
05:07:38
Speaker
I got a question for you. I might have an answer. I got my dick in my hand. You actually found it? This feels good.
05:07:49
Speaker
Yeah, my big old... I mean, my little dick. little old dick. My tiny is little dick.
05:07:57
Speaker
You're going to end up having to buy ink cartridges for long of color. and Wait, does Corey run in the rough truck? No.
05:08:08
Speaker
Oh, it. he can' you can't He can't do that. He fucked his backup back in 2012 doing it. Oh, damn. He can't do shit like that. No, he yeah he's what the thing is, and most of them, he's the one on the trailer and he's paying my entries and he's paying for the fuel for the leg Jeep and everything else as the part of the collab for mine and his personal channels.
05:08:32
Speaker
So... But I'm including the network and shit on here too. so If you guys are watching this and you're on the Lazy Shaman channel, ah we are live on our channel, on the Nonsensical Network. So jump from there and and and jump into our channel and hit us with a like, maybe a share, maybe a subscribe, and we can see your chat.
05:08:55
Speaker
um man I was going to say, I don't even give a fuck if I beat you. I just want a place higher than Corey.
05:09:02
Speaker
you know like but yeah um one If anybody thinks any differently, i like Corey. I don't know Corey likes me, but I like Corey. Oh, yeah. He loves busting your balls. That's why gives you shit about why you are in the chatter's box on the show most of the time. we we when Corey and I bust each other's balls relentlessly, but I like Corey a lot.
05:09:23
Speaker
He's a good dude. I like him. Oh, yeah. you know So don't don't think there's any ill will between Corey and I. I love that we broke garage guys. Those those are our peoples, man.
05:09:36
Speaker
yeah so Well, he was he was what he the only reason he decided to come on board, which I thought was kind of dumb of him spending the money going out buying something and finding somebody else to drive it.
05:09:50
Speaker
i was like, dude, I had the i had the vehicle. Why don't you just come on board and he's like well I'll cover the fuel for the races everything else and give you shop access and we'll build it there to shop and everything and he goes I'll haul you to the races and stuff I said you got a deal man I mean you can't beat that that beats more that that's better than I mean the sponsors are nice but you can't beat a deal like that getting hold of races and having your countries covered and shit like that so
05:10:21
Speaker
Oh, yeah, but then you got the garage, you got the equipment, you got the tools. Yeah, man, absolutely. a little so No, I i got nothing but love for Corey. i mean, we we bust each other's balls. We talk a lot of shit, but shout out to the We Broke Garage guys. Man, is Corey's my guy at the end of the day. He's a good dude. Yeah, my my thing is, like,
05:10:46
Speaker
for being on here, my shows are doing the interviews, everything else. My personal channel is basically going to video and what I see outside of my, for the motorsports side, is going to events and stuff.
05:11:01
Speaker
And that's um' the way I want to run it. And that's what looking forward to, like Wally's Sports World. but ah Wait, that's not what you call Is that what you call Wally's Sports World. on Yeah, that thing.
05:11:18
Speaker
Like, make it more shit. It's basically saturday Saturday night's version other than we're talking cars, dirt bikes, shit like that. Make it garage talk and, you know, whether you're talking cars in general. Like, last Saturday night we were on here and and we were talking about muscle cars and shit like that. And I'm like, shit, stop that.
05:11:43
Speaker
You guys stop that. Like, i don't know a little bit about a little bit when it comes to, like, you know older cars and trucks. I'm like, no, no, no, stop that. We got to save this for Friday nights. We got to bring this Friday nights where it's just like... You need to go set them up in black and white then.
05:11:58
Speaker
You got to go into settings and change it. I hang out in the garage talking about cars and having a good time. Yeah, not so... Fridays shouldn't be like an interview. It should just be just hanging out. so that's what ah Well, and the thing is, with Talon and Mark on there, that's their first times coming up because i only I've talked to them through Corey's Shop Talk on Tuesday nights while I'm watching your your show too because I'm on the phone watching his thing and interacting and plus interacting on the laptop when you're doing Glick's House of Music.
05:12:32
Speaker
And I met those guys through through Corey's ordeal. So it was kind of one of those things to break the ice because they've never been up on a panel, nothing like that before. yeah That was their first time.
05:12:43
Speaker
And now, and then it's funny is Mark's my guest Monday night on the show. So he didn't really go into full detail because we, and Talon will be the 23rd and that's the last show until after the, basically after the fifth, it'll be the seventh. It'll be the next time I do a Speedway stories after that.
05:13:02
Speaker
Oh, that week. There won't be anything going on on the network. Okay. Nope. Yeah, it'll be the first time seeing my mom and sister since my grandma's funeral almost 12 years ago.
05:13:17
Speaker
I've only seen my niece i've seen my niece in person twice since she's been born. oh a ah wonderful question I've watched her grow up through text messages and FaceTime.
05:13:30
Speaker
ah Well, Rocky might do a show those Saturday nights. wonder if I can. Oh, no, I probably have to. Nope. You know what? Nope. You know what? I'm on vacation. Yeah. yeah No. No. No. No no i the dog said this can this we can do it can go a week without us yeah yep ye yep okay so i yeah fuck it I mean, the fuck It survived Tuesday nights out without you for a while, and then it survived without me on Mondays and Thursdays there for six months. so
05:14:05
Speaker
A week ain't going to hurt nothing. If Rocky wants to host shows those Saturdays, go for it. But other than that... No, I agree 100%. You know what? You're right.
05:14:18
Speaker
Why didn't it center on the paper? Because I made it that way.
05:14:27
Speaker
And I did just click black paint. But it it insisted on printing in both.
05:14:36
Speaker
if Is those the only ones you had in the Jeep? I've got more. this one No, that's fine. That actually does photo paper too. brief Wi-Fi connection.
05:14:52
Speaker
Playing with the new printer that we got.
05:14:57
Speaker
Nice. That's how I'm able now to finally print off my sponsor packets that were made and other stuff. so Hmm. Yeah.
05:15:08
Speaker
But yeah, dude, should as soon as the fair schedules get out, which is supposed to be next week or the week after, it'll have the rough truck schedules and I'll send you the schedule of the rough season and and I'll mark the ones that I plan on attending. So months Once the schedule comes out, what we should what we should do is...
05:15:31
Speaker
um We need to do the Friday night thing. Yeah, maybe maybe a Friday night you and Rachel come out. And we'll do it a Friday night when the kids aren't here and you and Rachel can come out and the four of us can hang out. I mean, we can we can jump on StreamYard while we're talking about it if you want to. And we can yeah we can bring up the guys. Yeah.
05:15:54
Speaker
we Shit, if it's nice out, we can sit down on the patio, Kayla brought her but patio. put She got a little fire pit, man. We can grill out. Be better than what your crappy-ass plastic chairs.
05:16:09
Speaker
Bro, I was throwing them bitches out, and i was like... The only bad part about those chairs was because the weather beat them so bad. You sit on the damn things that all came off on your clothes. i That was a problem. I mean, those were old.
05:16:25
Speaker
Yeah, mean we yeah once once the rough track schedule comes out, on Friday when the kids aren't here, you you and Rachel can come out and we'll all hang out. Rachel, you got to drive home because this son of bitch is going to drink from me.
05:16:41
Speaker
I'm a big pussy. You're going to fucking drink. You're going to drink some Miller Lite's. and yeah ah but yeah but yeah we can so well I won't book guests on those shows I'll put it on my calendar like tuesday that If it's a Tuesday or a Wednesday I'll put it on my calendar That way don't book guests Knox is guaranteed a Wednesday night So that's definitely ah Again, it's always a Wednesday for some reason And then Croton, of course, is always a Friday night So that right here wouldn't be so bad Watch your swallowing
05:17:15
Speaker
Hey, baby, are you awake? are yeah Are you awake? I'm going to come back and haunt your ass. I might get us both killed.
05:17:26
Speaker
Are you awake? Are you going
05:17:33
Speaker
go here? She will.
Event Collaboration and Promotion Strategies
05:17:34
Speaker
You know Wally is getting a second shot for the rough truck? um Croton, which is kind of a big deal.
05:17:46
Speaker
It's kind of my stomping grounds. You know who's driving that second truck and gross. You are not. that's not there i am That's not fair. I am. I am. And if Wally beats me in the standings, I have to wear Ohio State for a year's worth of shows. Mind you.
05:18:11
Speaker
Mind you, five, six, seven shows a week. Wally does too. Also, Wally will get a title.
05:18:22
Speaker
I want to get a new sticker. I want to get a new stuff for this. This will be the network title. However, if I beat Wally, he has to wear Michigan for a year on his shows.
05:18:37
Speaker
And come up on the show for an hour and a half. yeah On Saturdays. right For a mandatory hour and a half straight And this is the part where you're not going to be happy.
05:18:53
Speaker
And if I beat Wally and Croton, the second truck, now providing it breaks down, I destroy it, whatever. The next five races, I get to drive.
05:19:13
Speaker
We're dead. We're both dead. ah Her and Rachel both are going to kill us. she's She's barely coherent. she's goodnna Tomorrow, she's going to be like, did you say you're driving a rough track?
05:19:27
Speaker
If I get a text from your phone for a death threat, I know exactly who fucking sent it. agree I'm just going to text you RIP, brother.
05:19:38
Speaker
Oh, shit, man.
05:19:45
Speaker
ah shit man I'm going balls deep in that bitch. I'm getting up on the roof. I'm waving the belt. I'm hyping the crowd. shes she She fell back asleep. She's not even listening. Wait until you tell her when she's coherent tomorrow.
05:20:01
Speaker
i can see it now and i comment I can see it now when I comment in the show chat tomorrow night. my ass is going to get chewed out over it probably. yeah yeah It was at this moment they both knew They fucked up.
05:20:19
Speaker
Just to let you know, this may be the last you see us on a Saturday night ever. It may really become the Rock League Network. Or the Jersey and Moe Dog Show.
05:20:32
Speaker
It's starting to go out. that's starting no out I don't know if he put that in the... i don't know if he put it in the... ah Yeah, right here. Here you go. Here's the new promo for the network right here.
05:21:29
Speaker
He's always fucking with Glick about that shit. I like that. That is fucking sick, though, dude. hopefully shit yes That's what I'm asking. i was like, dude, and either you need to tell me how you did that, or i'm about to send you a bunch of fucking...
05:21:44
Speaker
audio No sea shit I would love for him to do something like that For our shows That is fucking sick gotta do something for Speedway's story So yeah we definitely Got to get together as soon as the weather breaks Yeah cause I wanna get Something better than just doing my pictures For my intro and outro I mean you you've you've heard what I do on Tuesdays and Mondays and Wednesdays So I like gotta get your input I gotta get your input and we can create an intro.
05:22:19
Speaker
But if I can figure out how to make videos like that, like, dude, our intro videos will be sick. I would love something like that for Speedway Stories, doing with the video, having that, and then having, you know, the drag cars. You know, a combination of drag racing, the rough trucks, and the truck and tractor pull together, kind of like he did the beginning where I had the video done of the original...
05:22:44
Speaker
Speedway stories that was done then got taken away from me and pissed me off But oh well I came up with what and it worked but children will be children I Know but yeah yeahly get us Something like that to do shit dude that would be sick Fuck yeah, that was badass Rick son What was your ass?
05:23:11
Speaker
What up to our viewers? we I see y'all watching. Don't be shy now. Don't be scared. They're all over, I think, on Lazy and Shaman show. ah Lazy and Shaman on Twitter. Come to the YouTube channel, Nonsensical Network, and feel free to like, share, and subscribe.
05:23:29
Speaker
Also, the link is in the chat, and you guys can feel free to jump in and... and and and Get on the panel. We got a little bit of time left. And if you're watching us on our YouTube channel, don't be shy.
05:23:43
Speaker
Go ahead and hit that chat. Maybe hit that link if you join the panel. we got but We got about a half hour. We're just shy of a half hour. Since it was a late night start.
05:23:54
Speaker
since it was a late night start It was a late start. Due to technical difficulties, I have an internet at Glick's house and I didn't have power. hi there Yeah, well yeah were were we were We were living like the Amish, man. We were... and is yeah thing is the oh shit. What the fuck? Where'd that come from?
05:24:17
Speaker
um i'm pushing buttons. and Don't mind me. Get your fingers away from the controls now, Glick. You what am? I was just seeing what our outro is, and fuck it, I like that song because that kind of goes with my comments at the beginning of the show. I said, no drama, no bullshit. If you don't like what we do, you don't like me, stop fucking telling everybody else. The chat's always open and the panel's open on Saturdays. Come up here and speak your goddamn mind.
05:24:45
Speaker
Wow. I seen your best friend was up there tonight earlier. Hehehehehehe. ah should thank yeah Thank God I had only had my phone at the time. so
05:25:01
Speaker
I see that. I'm done watching for now. Bye.
05:25:06
Speaker
know. Kettle wasn't happy, but you know, the potential is there. But once again, and and and and you know what? I've always been honest with everybody. I've always been honest with you guys, and and I always will be. But here's the thing.
05:25:24
Speaker
Potential sir it's just she's and And the bad part is you can't like the saying goes you can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink Yep And it's and it's sad because there was a lot of potential there It really was And unfortunately At the end of the day yep and unfortunately and the end of the day Regardless of what I do or what I say or how I feel, i will always be the bad guy.
05:26:01
Speaker
And that's what I said. That's what I said at the show. You're always the bad guy in it. Yeah, I said it at beginning of the show. Y'all don't have to go to nobody else. If you don't like me, if you don't like what's happening in here, like, for real, the chat is always open. Saturdays, the panel is always open. Come up here and speak your fucking mind. Like, stop being a bitch and stop going behind the scenes and stop saying goofy-ass shit to other people. If you don't fucking like me, let's fucking talk about it. As my man Cody cody Rhodes says every Friday night, what do you want to talk about?
05:26:40
Speaker
And the bad part ends is it's it's funny that that's starting again. Yeah. all every And that's why rights were taken away. Because people are sneaky, conniving, and want to be on some bullshit.
05:26:57
Speaker
You can take mine away, too. I don't entirely give mine up. No, no no you're not allowed. How'd you like that comment where I said Rocky, when you said Rocky's going to shows seven days a week, I said, Rocky doing dinosaurs and vroom vrooms. Dinosaurs and vroom vrooms.
05:27:19
Speaker
No, man. I'm just, I'm just, i'm
05:27:23
Speaker
I'm not inviting drama and I'm not here for drama, but God damn, dude, if you don't like me, if you don't like Wally, you don't like somebody on our fucking panel, the Chats there man the fucking panels open on Saturdays come and speak your fucking mind like real dog.
05:27:41
Speaker
Yeah, I Mean do like i do on Saturdays and not come up at all just a avoid wall You want you want the realness of realness?
05:27:53
Speaker
Dr. Wally and I like I mean, I don't even know whole lot to call him all anymore. That was a nickname He was given in junior high, but fuck it. He's always gonna be Wally to me and There's still people from school that I run into the stores. That's still what they call me. Yeah.
Authenticity in Content Creation
05:28:10
Speaker
Like, me and Wally will be fucking... we'll hurt a mother We will hurt each other's fucking feelings because I'd much rather have my feelings hurt than him lie to me.
05:28:20
Speaker
And I know he feels the same way. Oh, yeah. Like, that's real talk, man. that's That's real life. That's No bullshit. And the sad part is is ever people's got away from that shit. Everybody's being a bunch of child children. Okay, change subject before I get pissed off. oh okay We can get pissed off. It don't matter. We're almost done. and like I don't know, man. like it just It's just ridiculous anymore that the way shit is. Yeah, and it's killer because like we do real, genuine, authentic content here, man.
05:28:58
Speaker
yeah i don't that I don't prep shit. And that's and that's the thing that the from the get-go, that's what it's been. That's even when you were doing the Periscope shit. You were still trying. Yes, it got off of hand, but now since you put this together, that's been your goal. There's one show on this network that is research on it.
05:29:21
Speaker
there's one show on this network that is racial you know Well, there's one show on this network that we do research on and we prepare for it. And that's one of the new shows. That's Beyond the Veil with Kayla and I. Because we have to do research and we have to be prepared.
05:29:39
Speaker
Outside of that, there's nothing scripted. This is all real, raw, authentic, genuine conversation. Like, I bring artists up here. Yeah, do I know their music? 100%.
05:29:51
Speaker
one hundred percent Wally has his his as his guest on, and he knows these guys because they're a part of the race community. um But, like, musicians, comedians, actors, directors, writers, whatever, I know what they've done, but I'm not reading from their fucking bio because I want a real, authentic yeah conversation.
05:30:16
Speaker
It's like Wally does, and that's what I told Wally. It's like, we want a real, authentic conversation, and Wally... i mean, tell me if I'm wrong. Tell me if I did something wrong. And again, you know you can be 100% honest with me.
05:30:30
Speaker
That's how I put it out to you. Like, don't stage it. Don't make it fake. Just be real. Well, and does if i what he's the thing of it is, if you if you wanted it staged everything else, you do a pre-recording and and you fucking post it and play it.
05:30:44
Speaker
You post it here. Yeah, and be done. This here is... They're all uncut. You get you get the you get to see what people actually are.
05:31:00
Speaker
e I want know real i don't want to know real person. I don't want to know Mark Mason, the musician. I want to know who Mark Mason is yeah on top of the musician. I don't want to know who Eli from the Faster Horse is.
05:31:17
Speaker
the musician is. I want to know who Eli is. I also want your music career i don't want to know who Brock Talbot is. i don't want to know who Corey and Hunter from the We Broke Garage are. I want to know who they are as real human beings, but then I also want to learn about their racing endeavors, and I want to learn about their their their climb in the racing, the motorsports world, what they're doing, where they're at, and the pro mods, or the street racing or whatever, you know what I mean? Like, like I want to be able to have an actual conversation with these guys and I want you to, and and you don't have to listen to me. You can tell me to shut the fuck up. Click, shut the fuck up, man. I'm going to do my show the way I do my show.
05:32:02
Speaker
Or I could just this. Oh, you can't.
05:32:10
Speaker
we all much power No, I get what, no, but no it's That's the thing when you do stuff like this. and i mean Before I even jump jumped in going with it, i mean I looked at it and everything else and you know got ideas from other things.
05:32:27
Speaker
it's and You bring them up all the time. Watching Joe Rogan. Yeah, he does a lot of shit, but half the time too, most of his people up on there other than Pat McCaffrey.
05:32:39
Speaker
That dude's talk show podcast that he does and shit. You get the real deal. It's not sugar-coated. heat Everybody that's ever on his show is... I'm acrobaty.
05:32:51
Speaker
You're getting in-depth of the person, of their sport, or whatever they do, and you're getting Pat as Pat. You would get him as you you were standing face-to-face with his ass. And that's what we're doing here.
05:33:05
Speaker
Yeah, well, you've known me since seventh grade. Have I ever sugar-coated anything with you? Nope. Have I ever beat around the bush? Have danced around a subject? I mean, for those of you guys, I mean, we've talked about it before. and If you don't know, this is one of my best friends. This is this this is my brother. this this This is a cat that I can call at 3 o'clock in the morning and say, Wally, I'm in some shit.
05:33:31
Speaker
And he's going to send me a location. Yep. Wally and I have stood toe to toe. Nose to nose. We were ready to fucking square up and beat the brakes off of each other.
05:33:45
Speaker
We didn't. I think he was scared. That was back then before really. I don't think he was scared. i think i think I think just the truth came out. We've gone nose to nose. Wally and I are not afraid to tell each other how it is.
05:34:04
Speaker
If you guys pay attention into the chat... You see, I'm not afraid to call his ass out on anything if I'm not up here on the panel. There's a real deal Holyfield friendship right there. like It's not even a matter of fighting. It's not even a matter of being a badass.
05:34:20
Speaker
Being the toughest son of bitch in the yard. bla bu bla yeah Chris, big country peers. I tease his ass all the time. I'll tap him the fuck out.
05:34:31
Speaker
Do I think I can tap him the fuck out? Probably not. However, if we got into a knockdown drag out fight, e it can get pretty nasty. get pretty ugly. and you know i don't know what his ground game is like, but toe-to-toe, I think we're going to fuck some shit up. Yeah. you know It's like as much like Rick and It's much like Rick and i you know i mean like I know I'm not the biggest dog in the yard. I know I'm not the toughest sha dog in the yard.
05:35:01
Speaker
But... You know, that that the having that realness, having that friendship like that, that you're not afraid to fucking tell somebody. And and I try to treat everybody like that. You know, I try to give everybody you the benefit of the doubt, but I know who my real ones are.
05:35:16
Speaker
And Waffle's one of my real ones. Rock Lee's one of my real ones. Jersey and Mo Dog, those are my real ones, man. Yep.
05:35:26
Speaker
I'm just trying to build something here at the end of the day, bro. But I'm... I'm legitimately sick and tired of he said, she said.
05:35:39
Speaker
Just fucking put it in the chat. Fucking come up on the panel if you don't like me. hopeful For real. Just take your bullshit over to your childish streaming yards where you whine and cry about everything and everybody bitches and cries and stay over there and stay out of our area. That's all I got to say.
05:36:00
Speaker
Plain and simple. I'm going to outrace the fuck out of the racer. You're going to wear a Michigan for a year. A year.
05:36:11
Speaker
Nah. you A year of Michigan, Wally. What are you going to if you have to wear a year of Michigan? Hey, I only got to wear it on the show, so I'm good with it.
05:36:24
Speaker
Yeah. You know what? I'm going to... You know, it's already done. Sorry, bitch. i I said an hour and a half on Saturdays, but I'm thinking two hours every Saturday. If you are you cool with that? Are you cool with two hours?
05:36:41
Speaker
Insecutive two hours every Saturday. And I always say that because you, you legit do two, maybe three shows a week. Yeah, I can do that. I'm putting up a belt.
05:36:53
Speaker
I'm putting up seven shows. You're putting your foot all the way up to your thigh, down your throat. yeah I am. I 100% am. I'm putting up a belt. I'm putting up seven shows a week. However, you are putting up...
05:37:12
Speaker
I'm putting up my pride on the line wearing that yellow. wouldn i pride I have no pride. yeah What are you talking about, fool? I'm putting my pride on the line wearing that shit. Dude, that's going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. I'm putting up a belt and a year's worth of Ohio State. Dude, I really... I'll wear Ohio State. Here's the best part of it. It's going to be fun during the Ohio State-Michigan game. You're wearing Buckeye shit when that happens. Yeah, but I'm have my flag behind me. You can have the flag, but you cannot have nothing Michigan on your body.
05:37:51
Speaker
That's fine. I'll have my flag behind me and I'll let everybody know I'm a Michigan. I'm a dog. I'm a Michigan Wolverine through and through. but But I'm putting up a year and my belt.
05:38:04
Speaker
You're putting up two hours every Saturday. You see that right there? fuck I got one of those for you too, buddy. youre and And from Croton on, i I'm sorry to the boy, but from Croton on, I'm in the driver's seat.
05:38:24
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Yep. Man, had to sweeten this. I had to sweeten this. I had to sweeten this. okay. Like I said, seeing you. Cash called me out last week. Cash called me out last week. You don't have a bunch of metal on the line.
05:38:35
Speaker
I put my belt on the line every time I fucking turn a goddamn show on. Every time I come up here on a live broadcast as the greatest podcast. I called Cash out last Saturday. Yeah. when I know you did. You had my back. That's my daughter. That's my daughter.
05:38:52
Speaker
yeah i i called I called the fake champ out changing the rules as he goes. I love giving cash shit. i put my did that he I love that fucking kid. And he is just like, boom, next generation, nonsensical network. He is so ready. when I told MoDog earlier, I don't know you were here,
05:39:12
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Cash was cleaning in his room last week and he came in here with a purple crown He was like I was gonna throw this away, but now I'm saving it so Moe dog can have it because purple crowns are his favorite ones to eat and I Think i think too when he gets a little older and stuff.
05:39:31
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Yeah, you don't really start kicking in oh He's excited. we have to get You need to message Brandon to set up a Saturday. that he's unless so this week I'll message him this week. this week and see if he's available next Saturday. Cash is super excited.
05:39:51
Speaker
He's kind of playing it off and he's trying to be cool about it but you when you know i seen it. I seen his face when you said about me hooking him up with a guest. He can try to act all hard and shit. i I could see the smile on his face when you said about that.
05:40:05
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Yeah, and the thing is, it opens the door, dude, for... He can get all kinds of indie wrestlers and shit on there, so... Yeah, he's excited to have some wrestlers come up on his show and talk wrestling and stuff like that, and so I'll reach out to Brandon this week and see if we maybe can set it up for next Saturday. That'd be so cool. But but yeah, man, like...
05:40:35
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I know, man. We're doing some shit, man. Well, I'll be honest with you. I know don't look at numbers, but I've been looking, been kind of nosing through the popular podcast of our shows.
05:40:50
Speaker
You know, if it wasn't just for the Saturday night shows, you'd only have two in the top five. Oh, I know. Saturday night kills it. Mm-hmm.
05:41:03
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but But here's the thing. who didn't i didn't I know, but I'm just saying I looked and I'm like, look at the numbers, but I look at the engagement and the engagement across the board is solid.
05:41:16
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Yeah. you those must And it's crazy to think I've had people message me and tell me Wes was kind of dry, like, you know, like a board when he did. But he he is my number one fucking guest on Speedway Stories.
05:41:33
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both here's Here's the thing The opportunity With with the shows that we do you know I'm doing I'm doing comedians I'm doing comedy right like jake Like Jake Young We're doing another watch party We're doing another watch party For Soul Chappell His new movie We're doing another watch party You know and everybody knows It's no big secret And if you don't know now you're going to know my My goal is within the next five years, hopefully before that, the first official nonsensical network music festival.
Long-term Goals and Future Collaborations
05:42:12
Speaker
Yep. Where the only the only artist that will be there will be former guests of Glick's House of Music. But now you get to cross it over. And we get to intertwine music and comedy in between the musicians.
05:42:29
Speaker
We have standup comedians there. I've already got standup comedians saying, and they haven't even done the show yet. yet They have not even done my show yet.
05:42:40
Speaker
They've just heard me talk about it. they're like, let us know. We want to be on board. Yeah. You want to be a part of the Nonsensical Musical Festival, which is going to become music slash comedy.
05:42:56
Speaker
Four fucking days is what I want to do. Four fucking nights of music and comedy where the comedians come up and do a set in between musicians.
05:43:08
Speaker
I've already got comedians that are not even booked on my show. They're not even booked to be on my show on Wednesday. I want to be a part of this a part of this show.
05:43:23
Speaker
Well, and I seen that because I got access to Messenger, I'm like looking at my Messenger and says, this person commented on the nonsensical network, where sent a message. I'm like, God damn it. I'm thinking it's my mess personal Messenger blowing up and here's the guests and stuff you got lined up and then sending more people on top of that. Hey, check this person out. Check that person out.
05:43:44
Speaker
It is wild work, man. And that's why I said, man, Britt, if you're listening, if you hear this, it was a missed opportunity on your part.
05:43:54
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was a missed opportunity on your part, girl. You were so worried about you and Michael and Snotty. Fuck you, Snotty, by the way. But, like,
05:44:08
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man, it was there. It was knocking at the door. It was waiting for you to answer. And I know Michael was going to, if he didn't have the personal issues, was doing that was his next goal was getting people he knew to come up on there more.
05:44:24
Speaker
I know he talked about that. Yeah, but damn, man. The crossovers are there. I mean, like...
05:44:36
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I can't wait to do watch party for Soul Chantle. I can't wait to... So much, man. like All the opportunities there. was The thing of it is, the door the door was the door was cracked and it didn't get kicked open. No, kicked open.
05:44:54
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sts foley
05:45:03
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But yeah. so dig Well, put the tweezers away. we are jealous i got to have pepper with mine though.
05:45:15
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Okay.
05:45:24
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It's the great thing about what we do, man. The opportunities are there. You just can't be afraid of it. You got to fucking kick the door off the goddamn hinges. i'm ready and that's my god I'm ready for the one guy to come back from Japan.
05:45:40
Speaker
The man who gets back. And at the end of April, beginning of May, because he's all gun-ho, I finally got two. One of the guys I've been after in the Rough Truck community since I've been on here.
05:45:55
Speaker
He's finally wanting to set up a time as soon as it's available for him to finally come on the show. I'm like, dude. And then I got J.R. wanting to come back since he lost service that night.
05:46:08
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He wants to come back and do two or three hours on the show. I'm like, you let me know when, dude.
05:46:16
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And then so that, you know, hopefully I didn't. What? what Hopefully I didn't overstep any boundaries. oh And I know you'd tell me if I did, but like, dude, this is a great opportunity.
05:46:31
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with the I got a death stare over the tweezer comment, by the way.
05:46:36
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Well, he has a small dick. I have a small dick.
05:46:42
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She just gives me the glare and it's like, okay, whatever. Okay. No, them and I mean, it's perfect for the cross-referencing. Like i said, if i if I ever step, like you don't have to be nice to me just because you you were you know you call a spade a spade. We're brothers at the end of the day. No, it's everything. if you are he to if If you don't want to cross-promote and you don't want to put the network on on On the trucks? Like, okay, cool. I'm not going to feel bad about it. I'm like not a sticker, asshole.
05:47:18
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I mean, well, apparently I got to rework it. There's no fucking thing on There's not a goddamn diamond borer on it. but
05:47:29
Speaker
What? What do you want? What? Can she hear me? Hang on. She will hear in one second. Tell her to hear me.
05:47:44
Speaker
She can hear me now. What do you want? What? What is your problem? no problem yeah I You don't want no problem. You see that? I'm scared. You see what I have to deal with every day? you you want to talk to my friends? Thunder and lightning? Don't make me wake Caleb.
05:48:06
Speaker
no girl I promise you she's not. No. Once she's out, she's out. Yeah, it's game over. She had her medicine. She had her she had her pen. She is game over. you know like about She might work. Me and you were going down on a Friday when he don't have the kids and stuff and hang out for good. When the kids aren't here, once the roughed up schedule is out, you guys are coming down. where We can do the stream. Don't you look at me like that, Rachel?
05:48:38
Speaker
Listen, motherfucker. Yeah. and I'm scared of you. I cross my arms. You would be a badass. I'm driving the black Jeep at Proton, and I'm going to drive the wheels off that bitch. I ain't saving your ass.
05:48:55
Speaker
Like I said, we said earlier, this may be the last time anybody sees us alive on the network. The man's going to be watching them bitch again all year long. You mean the bitchigans?
05:49:08
Speaker
Michigan. Daddy. Daddy again. Daddy. It's not football ball season, but it's basketball season, and all I got to say is one, two, ah three times Michigan bit that ass over that knee and said, Yeah, but they suck dick, too.
05:49:28
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What? What? What?
05:49:32
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they suck dig too Close your mouth.
05:49:38
Speaker
No. We're big Ohio fans, so you're also out. You got to deal with Kyle motherfucking Whittingham. What?
05:49:51
Speaker
What you know about that? You're going to look pretty in scarlet and gray for a year. ain't wearing scarlet and gray, but I'm wearing that blacked out red and black all year long.
05:50:04
Speaker
oh i do um That was actually one of the best best designs that they ever came up with. Other than I hate to say it, Oregon has the best ah one on the board every year.
05:50:16
Speaker
All the time. they i'll tell you what I'll tell you what. If I tell you what if i can get an Andy Red and black jersey, I'll wear that bitch every show for a year. The last time I seen one of those, the only place I seen that is at the Buckeyes zone there at the old mall.
05:50:34
Speaker
Yeah. with Without a bet, I will rock an Andy Katz and Moyer black and red Ohio State jersey anytime. I'd love to have it get a J.J. Hawk one like that. Or or Ted Ginn Jr. Yeah.
05:50:49
Speaker
Yeah. Good luck finding that one, though. That's not one of the more popular fucking jerseys. Everybody thinks it's just because I'm a Michigan fan. I hate Ohio State, man. don't hate Ohio State.
05:51:02
Speaker
I hate Ohio State fans. I don't hate Ohio State. That's a great football player. That's the only downfall. Yeah, the Buckeyes have got a huge ball, but a lot of the fans is what ruins it.
05:51:15
Speaker
Outside of the football program, Ohio State's athletics are dog shit. I'm a Michigan fan. I watch Michigan basketball, football, hockey, baseball, women's basketball, women's. I like i watch all the sports when it comes to Michigan.
05:51:32
Speaker
At the end of the day, Michigan, across the board, owns Ohio State. Football, football. Wrestling is the only other one that they don't have in Ohio State.
05:51:45
Speaker
Yeah, but nobody really – yeah, but the big dogs in wrestling is not Ohio State and it's not Michigan. No, it's fucking Penn State. Well, it's Tennessee and the SEC, but in the Big Ten it's like Iowa and Minnesota.
05:51:59
Speaker
It's not like Stevie. Actually, in wrestling it's – I guess Tuesday, Mark Mason. Yeah. His dad, Iowa, Iowa will guy, they'll be here in columbus for – um Big Ten collegiate wrestling.
05:52:18
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His dad is the coach. His dad is a collegiate champion and a world champion and Olympic champion. He's an assistant coach for Iowa. I think he is the coach for Iowa.
05:52:32
Speaker
Dude, that guy's a fucking dick for Iowa. yeah i got I've met him in person. I've met him in person at an Ohio State Iowa deal. He is a fucking dick.
05:52:44
Speaker
Yeah, he lives breath he lives and breathes wrestling. Yeah, because right now, the last 10 years in the Big Ten, nine out of the 10 years, Penn State has won the Big Ten outright.
05:52:59
Speaker
Ohio State got them one time, and that's when Kyle Snyder was wrestling. what with Nice. That is the last time Ohio State, and Ohio State this year ended up finishing second to them. I don't know.
05:53:12
Speaker
and they've They've really put, they've really, Ohio State, besides football, they've really put their wrestling program together. so I'm sorry, i said Mark Mason. Eli, Eli from the Faster Horses. So, he'll be down here. i actually got to send him my phone number because him and i are going to try to get together and have ah have a couple beers. Yeah, because the NCAAs are next weekend up in Cleveland.
05:53:37
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So, any whoosies. Iowa's got 10 wrestlers that are going to be in it. Ohio State's got their whole 12-man roster in it. Penn State's got all their wrestlers in it.
05:53:48
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Michigan's got five representing.
05:53:53
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But, yeah, the Big Ten right now, for the longest time, I looked up the history of it, the Big 12, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and all them dominated the NCAA for a long time. Yeah.
05:54:07
Speaker
But... any geez wally what do you guys come up monday night i have uh mark gillimar coming on the show uh with me and johnny monday night on speedway story so and before speedway stories on glicks driving i got david earl waterman coming up hanging out with me he's on the show to sound It's a Tuesday night on St. Paddy's Day. i got my man Zay Grassley coming back. Hell yeah.
05:54:41
Speaker
Love that dude. I cannot wait to hang out with him. That's going another kick-ass show with him back on. I fucking love Zay, and Zay has been doing a lot, and I cannot wait to hang out with him. I fucking love that guy so much. I can't say enough good things about him. Wednesday night, I have Miss Susan Horn on Glick's Comedy Lounge.
05:55:02
Speaker
I to double check our messages. I can't remember she's the one I have to be clean for. I think that is the one. I think so, too. i'll I'll double check our messages so that I'm prepared.
05:55:15
Speaker
Thursday night, what you guys got going on Thursday night? You you doing animals? It'll probably be animals again unless I get to answer Monday or Tuesday night. I may end up having either J.R. Rouse back on from Full Throttle Monster Trucks or Jason Daniels.
05:55:31
Speaker
I just kind of wait on an answer for Monday or Tuesday. So, so Animinimos or Vroom Vrooms, dinosaurs or Vroom Vrooms on Thursdays.
05:55:42
Speaker
On Thursday. Friday night. Are you guys, are you guys in the garage Friday night? look Nice. Wally's, what is that? What is that called? Wally's Motorsports World? Yep.
05:55:54
Speaker
Wally's Motorsports World, the guys are going to be hanging out in the garage. They're going to be talking all things vroom, vroom. If it's got an engine in and it's got four wheels, they're going to be talking about it. They're going to hanging out. I really want to get down to the nitty-gritty. I want to have the conversations. I want to hear the stories from the road. I want to hear the the fights behind the scenes. like This is this potent opportunity where it's not an interview, but we're just talking about the real-life situation in the motorsports world.
05:56:24
Speaker
Saturday night, Nonsensical Nonsense will be back. Hopefully next Saturday afternoon, Cassius Corner, we may have Brandon. What's what's his name?
05:56:37
Speaker
Brandon Harbour. Known as Deranged. Deranged. That's what I was looking for. We may have Deranged hanging out with us next Saturday afternoon.
05:56:48
Speaker
And then, of course, nonsense is going nonsense. And then Sunday is Unnecessary Roughness. But tomorrow, today, this morning, hang out. Rick and I will be back for Unnecessary Roughness. We're going talking all things sports because football is done. We got a lot of football talks to talk about because it's free agency and moves are being made and things are happening. We're also going to talk a little. We're also going to talk everything else, Sports Incorporated, also tomorrow night.
05:57:17
Speaker
tomorrow night. Beyond the Veil. Do you like it creepy? Do you like it spooky? you like your Watch that if you can. Well, this is your new home for the creepy, dark, and mysterious right here on the Nonsensical Network.
05:57:33
Speaker
Kayla and I come and hang out with you on Sundays and we talk all those things on Beyond the Veil. So make sure you check out the network. Make sure you give us a like. Make sure you give us a share.
05:57:46
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Give us a follow. Most importantly, like, share, and subscribe. Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. Check out all them socials. Don't be shy to drop a like and drop a comment. Wally, I love you, brother.
05:58:01
Speaker
Love you, man. We'll see you later. We'll see you later. I'm going to these buttons and get the flock out of here. but
05:58:22
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I thought I could prove I'm wrong this time You're not the type of girl they said you would It didn't take me long to find that they were right And that's what hurts the most They know me better than I know myself I see from both sides now how it all goes down
05:59:03
Speaker
Or think that pigeon with those sad eyes Like was out there running around Burning down this town I should've listened when they said You'd make me out
05:59:19
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to be the bad I keep hearing from everyone that I'm a dog And I ain't worth the shit Yeah, knew right then was time
05:59:39
Speaker
And when it all goes down, you make me out to be the bad guy No matter what do, it's not enough for you Even though we both know that I tried everything I could I knew you would Unpaint that picture with yourself