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Unnecessary Roughness: Talking them sports
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Glick and Rick doing what we do best talking sports and talking shit... SUck it Canada!! and Fck Notre Dame
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Show Introduction
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that's there
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It's time for the final countdown. The show starts in...
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We'll see you next time.
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We'll be right back.
Cultures and Sports Atmosphere
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I'm just pacing in despair. Sidelines straight with every call. We'll be right back.
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Let's whistle, pierce the air.
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Cultures pacing in despair Sidelines shake with every call Grit and grind, we kill for all Fans are roaring loud and true Steals painted bold and hue Trash drops flying left and right We're by the field.
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Buttons, I'm pushing buttons, making everything work.
Meet the Hosts
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What's going on, my doubtfackles? Happy Sunday. Welcome to Unnecessary Roughness. I'm Glick. He's Rick. We're here on the Nonsensical Network.
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If you know what's good for you. Or you're going put in the middle of that belly sandwich right there. That's kinky. Right after we get done at the gym.
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Yeah. Because we're going down.
Rondell Moore's Death
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that's good big
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got to tell you, it was sad to hear about Rondell Moore dying.
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Yeah, dude, that was kind of crazy. I woke up to that this morning. 25 years old. Yeah, man. That's nuts. Just a wee baby.
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Yeah. Yeah, man, I typically don't get up early on Sundays, but I got up early today. I mean, dude, it's 12.08. It's not necessarily early. I've been up since like 8.45. Well, you beat me today.
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Yeah. I had to get up, man, because it was a big day.
Team USA and Rivalries
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The Olympics were on. It It was a huge day. Now you're talking about two-time world champs, four-time gold medal champs, team USA.
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Suck it, world. Suck it, Canada. Yeah, because we've had two important times for gold medals. Yeah. My sister was like, it's only three gold medals. I said, nah, we had the Four Nations Tournament too, baby.
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yeah Yeah. We've officially made... Canada our bitch Who's your daddy Canada Oh Canada With your silver medals you suck
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Yeah none Remember Canada Silver medals second place Just the first loser i don't know what to tell you Yeah Oh poor Canada We don't want you i We don't like you. We've taken your sport away from you.
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It's now an American sport. Deal with it. That's fucking right, buddy. When was the last time a Canadian team won a Stanley Cup? you have Oh, I don't know.
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I guess I'll have to to use the old Google box of this. how have not It's been a long time. I'm going to find out in just one second. Florida's been winning an awful lot of Stanley Cup lately.
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Last time I checked, that's not Canada. But Canada could have Florida if they wanted them. It was. Actually, it wasn't as long ago as you would think. it was Actually, it was as long ago as you would think. I lied.
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lied. It was the Montreal Canadiens in 19... Yes, said 19. 93. 93.
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which I was seven. i was going to say, were you alive yet? 93. I was seven when they defeated, when they defeated the LA Kings.
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Wow. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's safe to say that hockey is no longer a Canadian sport. Well, I don't know if I'd call it an American sport either. It's made up of very few American people. That's okay. Very few. That's beside the point. Yeah.
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Although we are making a bit of a surge in putting more players in the hockey rink. I was going to say, they are putting a lot more players um
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and and and from from America. A lot of really good fucking players, too. ah the One of the...
College Sports Excitement
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your stuff one of the government peoples in New York wanted the bars to be able to open and serve beer starting at 8 a.m. m today and call it the Tage time something or other to allow for alcohol sales at 8 a.m. in the bar for Tage Thompson on the US team USA because Buffalo Sabre nice though i know they pretty fucking and funny drink beer before o'clock in a bar
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can't serve beer before 11 o'clock at noon on sundays in new york period wow yep shit i think yeah really i think we take a little time out here in ohio from like three to five if you can't buy alcohol i don't know i've never been that big of an alcoholic where had to try and buy booze that early yeah well well there are people out there but I mean, I used to have a couple of male nurses that came in when I worked at the gas station when I was 18, and they would let everybody go in front of them until 8 o'clock when my register would allow me to ring it up.
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Oh, shit. But not only did the men's... They worked nights, so their 8 a.m. m was... our Or our 8 a.m. m was their 5 feet. Yeah, exactly. ah Not only the men's hockey winning gold slapping the taste out of Canada's mouth. Bro.
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But the women's. Let's talk about them bitches, huh? The women's team. The women's hockey team set a record for most goals scored and least goals allowed through the Olympics. I believe before the gold medal game, they were 26 goals scored to one goal allowed through five games.
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come They shut out four out of those five games. It was fucking retarded. Yeah, they... um Let's see here. Stupid.
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stupid You didn't check your swing early enough. ah ah line College softball is off and fucking blazing right now.
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They're already playing. Oh, yeah, they've already had a couple. Oh, that had to fucking hurt. She followed it off the top of her foot. I did see that there was college baseball on yesterday.
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Dude, this chick just followed it right off the top of her foot and stood there like it did, like like nothing happened.
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Fucking fuck who you are. That shit had to hurt. There she goes. that's a Oh, she got it. Did she get her? Got her. Terrible throw.
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Terrible throw. But it got there. Just in time.
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I'm watching Notre Dame play use UCF right now.
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Yeah, so they kicked off softball season last weekend with the first tournament weekend of the year. um i don't know who won it all. I watched a little bit of the... oh God.
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I'm so sorry. i watched a little bit of the Euclid Tennessee game last Saturday. You must be desperate to watch some softball if you're watching Notre Dame. It's the only d one schools that are playing right now.
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the other one i Hold on. Here are my other choices. Check these out. tell me i mean i know I know most of them just because we know college. but The first game up is Incarnate Word versus FIU.
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I'm sorry, what? thats Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Incarnate Word versus FIU. Now the times are updated because it's noon, so we now have, I can watch JMU versus East Carolina.
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St. Thomas, from Minnesota versus East Texas A&M. Incarnate Word versus FIU. Brown versus Texas State, Notre Dame UCF, Missouri State, UAB.
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I'll watch Purdue Tech because I know the big hitter at on Georgia Tech's team. actually personally know her. She played ball with Peyton. Oh, nice. Yep. Grayson Tucker. She is a fucking bomb beater for Georgia Tech.
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That chick's got like 11 home runs already this season. The season just started? Oh, dude, she's fucking amazing. Peyton's old coach, Toby Tucker, is Grayson's dad. Wow.
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So, yeah. So if Peyton would have fucking stuck to her guns and did what she was supposed to do She would have played under a phenomenal coach for the rest of her time. But those coaches turned out to actually be quite a few cockpacks.
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There's a beater for a second. um Only because they played a lot of daddy ball, and daddy ball takes all the fun out of softball. yeah I don't know if you know what I mean when I say daddy ball.
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ah Is it coach's daughter gets all the special... improvement yeah Yeah, same thing that happens. and when you have fought When you have four coaches and they've all got daughters, you lose four spots on the field automatically to anybody else's opportunity.
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Except for Ryan. I will give Ryan credit. He did bench his own daughter. let's due to Due to her attitude, not her performance, her attitude on the field. He did bench his own daughter.
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a Yep.
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Yeah, you get a lot of that and in all sports across the board. It doesn't matter if you got parent coaching, they're they're you automatically lose a spot on the team because you know their kid's going to play no matter how bad they are.
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Yep. So Tech is currently 11 6th.
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Purdue is 8-5. So they've got them. They've already played quite a few games. Yeah. Well, you've got to think. So the tournament last weekend, they probably every team probably played four games a day.
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and It is a three-day tournament. Oh. So at minimum, they probably played three games a day. i don't follow ah follow college baseball to a certain degree.
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I've never really followed softball. I'll watch it, but I don't pay enough attention to know um who's doing what and any of the players or anything like that. Okay, that's a promo on your OnlyFans.
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I like and share. hads No, mean, and I'll watch some of the bigger games. Like, I like to watch. I know Texas has got some good softball teams.
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they I like to watch them, but I'll watch, ah i want like I said, I watch more college baseball than anything else. Oh, oh you missed it. You suck. i like to watch ah I like to watch Michigan. I like to watch South Carolina.
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For baseball? Yeah, for baseball. i watch all I watch all Michigan sports. Gross. hey there's man They lost a big one last night to Duke. That sucks.
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Yeah, they did. That was huge. course, it's not like they lost to an unranked team. They lost to number three Duke, who yeah historically is a top five school all the time. Yeah, they well Michigan's ranked number one.
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um no ranked They were ranked number one. Only they lost by one. I don't think they're going to drop. My brother-in-law is a huge Duke fan, so is my sister-in-law. um So every chance I get, I pull for UNC just fuck with them.
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let It's funny because Wyatt's actually looking UNC for college. Oh, shit. Yeah. don't think Michigan might get lucky and stay because both both Michigan and Duke are our two lost teams. Somehow Houston is ranked two, and they're a four-loss team.
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you don't even fuck with basketball rankings because they're way more confusing than football rankings are. Oh, yeah. Houston's definitely dropping when the new rankings come out. They've they've dropped the last two in a row.
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So Michigan's going at least stay at one or two. But at the end of the day, rankings really don't mean much in college basketball because um at the end of the day, they put 9,000 teams into March Madness and It all boils down to who's left standing.
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So.
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But I know who probably won't be there and come come next month. Ohio State. let me They're not having a good. They're not. no i'm So they're Ohio State basketball is unique.
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It's not like football. Football is. ah Did I feel the sneeze sitting right in the back of my fucking nose and I can't get it. let' Just let it rip. Oh, I got it. I just didn't need you see my fucking retarded a he sneeze face. Why not? He's like, I would scream grab it or something. Oh, there's no doubt in my mind. um remember So Ohio State basketball to Ohio State football is unique.
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Ohio State football, historically, religiously, top 10 school. Ohio State basketball will have one, two, three years in a row where they're top five, top five, top five. And then they will not fucking be ranked until March Madness. And then they'll come in at the very, very bottom. They'll make it to like the sweet 16 or they'll win it or they'll go all the way to like the the final four.
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They just don't have that consistency in basketball that they do in football.
Transition from College to Pro Sports
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They're not bad. They're just not always good either. No, well, when when you're historically only a football school.
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Exactly. yeah where but people People are surprised when they when they find out that i I watch and pay attention to all Michigan sports. but i've not I'm not. I know you're a Shittigan fan. so who won yeah who um You watch you watch ah Michigan hockey? Yeah, I watch hockey. yeah i you had if you If you follow NHL hockey, you have to follow college hockey because very because of the number of foreigners that play in the NHL, very, very few college hockey players make it pro. Probably less college hockey players than college football players make it pro.
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what is it for What is it for college football players that go pro? What is that? It's a real small percentage. It's like 5% or some goofy shit. It's lower than that, I think. Yeah. so it's It's a very low number, but yeah, you're right. Hockey is the same way because...
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Now, that is starting to change, though, because you're getting a lot of guys, like we said earlier, that are a lot of American guys are coming up and playing really good. 1.5 to 1.6% of NCAA football players are drafted into the NFL. The draft odds, roughly 259 players are drafted annually out of over 17,000 players.
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the draft odds roughly two hundred and fifty nine players are drafted annually out of over seventeen thousands players Yeah.
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Isn't that nuts?
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That is... That's something else, it? that's That is crazy to think about, though.
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Because... Well, yeah, i mean, there's only... Actually, hockey has better numbers. About 7% of NCAA men's hockey players are drafted to an NHL team.
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about one third of the league is filled with former college players. But, but, but with that said, just because you draft to the and NHL does not mean you play because you got the ECHL and the AHL farm teams underneath.
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So you may get drafted to the and NHL, but you may get sent down to a farm team where you never come up from. You may never get the opportunity to hit NHL likes. Hockey does that like baseball does that just because you get drafted by, you know, the reds or something like that. Nine times out of 10, you what's going on, Zampias?
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ah You know, just because you get drafted by a major league baseball team, Usually you start out in the farm leagues. and the farm so That happened to my boss. My boss actually was drafted by the Reds. oh nice college and He went to a 4A farm team i in Cincinnati.
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Then he went to St. Louis. Then the thought of being really good and drinking a lot of alcohol and partying took over and he got fired from like three minor league teams.
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oh shit Now he runs a trash business. Damn. Which it's apparently, from what he says, it's not hard to get fired in minor league baseball at all.
Minor League Insights
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Because the numbers are there to be replaced like that.
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Yeah. I mean, it's like, I don't know, it's almost like working at McDonald's. It's like a revolving door of players. You know, if you fuck up a one or two times, you're out the door. They can bring somebody else in right behind you.
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Yep. ye Yep. Yep. um Zamfios, are you drinking already? What the fuck? I don't know what that is, dude. I thought it was a number seven. I thought it was a question mark.
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It is a tiny number seven. It is a very tiny number seven.
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Yeah, minor league baseball, they don't they don't play around. and there's a lot of There's a lot of guys out there that could have been something in the major leagues, but like you said,
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They want to fuck around and find out. And the numbers, you're quick to be replaced in college baseball. um But those guys are, man, those guys are fucking ah your favorite quarterback of all time. Patrick Mahomes was drafted to play baseball.
Multi-Sport Athletes
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There's actually quite a few ah football players that were drafted to play baseball. Mahomo, um Tim Tebow was drafted for both. yeah um There was another one who actually was going to try and do it, I remember.
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He was going try to play know both sports. That was not too long ago. he wanted to do dual sports. like I don't think we'll ever see that again. Like we've seen with Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders. yep because i remember oh It gets better though. You want to talk about the ultimate?
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Three sport players. Can you name one?
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Three sport. Three professional sports. No. There's only one. Michael Jordan. Baseball, basketball, and golf. Is he a professional golfer?
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He played on the PGA Tour. Did he really? Yes, he did. Michael Jordan is the only player to do three professional sports. All of us should go racing, and then they race in three different divisions. But that's just division the same thing. He owns race team, doesn't he?
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He owns his own race team that won Daytona. Yeah. That team won the Daytona 500. And then he got accused of being a little handsy. a little handsy Yeah, what the fuck, man? Fuck all the way off. Everybody's so jumpy about that shit right now. That so fucking weird. If Tyler Reddick would have thought that at all, he would have done something. Because I know Tyler from Dirt Reckon. Because Tyler... So here's a neat factoid for you. Let me find the picture.
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Scorpio. Yeah, that's exactly what we're talking about. See that car right there? Mm-hmm. That's your Daytona 500 winner winning at Dixie Speedway, my local track right here.
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Nice. Yeah. So Tyler would have fought Michael Jordan for his child. I know that. Yeah, man. they were They were so quick to jump on Michael Jordan. And I haven't seen the video. I've seen the picture. I'm like, it literally looks like he's just like shaking ice or something out of his shorts or whatever. But like...
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please Everybody wants to accuse somebody of something. whole Epstein thing's got everybody all up in fucking arms, dude. Yeah. Everybody's got their panties up in a twist. But also, you really want to consider what Michael Jordan did in baseball, playing professional baseball.
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he played he played He played at least one game for, believe it was what, the White Sox? Yeah, the White Sox. So I'm just saying he successfully played.
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Listen, look at this fucking guy. with ha Yep. Racing is not an athletic sport. You are 1000% right. i Go ahead and strap your ass into one of the race cars we used to run. Tell me you don't have to be in good shape. And I know how much I struggled every fucking week. Yeah.
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That was just to get in the That's like saying that fighter pilots have the easiest job in the world.
Racing's Physical Demands
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yeah let's Let's address what G-forces do to your body after a minute, huh?
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Yeah, not only that, but Jesus Christ. We went to, oh, years back, we went to Air Museum, and they had a ah fighter jet in there that you could climb inside ah and sit down in.
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I didn't know if I was going to get back out of it. Yeah. That is tiny, tiny, tiny speed. Yeah. Well, it's so funny to read what Scorpio is because I see a lot of people that say that stuff. And I'm like, okay, you have to understand.
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They had to move certain races from certain tracks from certain times of the year because of the heat. Oh, yeah. Like when they run Talladega in the summertime in Alabama, the cockpit temperature of that car.
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is around 150 fucking degrees for five hours. It's great. It's insanity. Could you, and and then you've got, like I said, the G forces just beating your body down. Like I've ridden a motorcycle for nine hours consecutively and had just the wind hitting me. And I know my arms felt like just going straight down the road.
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I couldn't imagine doing that at 200 miles an hour, trying to turn. The whole time. With those jeans just beating your body into you
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you. It takes a special athletic individual to do it. yeah I don't like to be It don't matter what
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and no i'd rather be this they don't matter what kind of you're doing. That's that's a special kind of... but That's athletic. I love people are not athletic. That's athletic. And I know Scorpio was just busting my balls, but that's it that statement alone makes me laugh. It's like saying that cheerleaders don't have to be athletic.
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That's a lie. I don't consider cheerleading a sport, but you better have some athletic ability to do cheerleading. Yeah. As I just say, you don't see many drivers that are really that out of shape. Smoke being the exception, but... Even Smoke's not out of shape. He's just he's just chubby. like He's in great physical shape.
00:27:45
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90% of drivers don't smoke. They don't do anything that can take away from their cardio. Nothing. And... If you've ever watched ah God, who is it? One of them's a huge fight fan and he actually went and trained with a UFC fighter for like a week straight.
00:28:03
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Oh, wow. And went through their fucking training regimen and kept up step for step.
00:28:10
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But it's crazy, dude. It's the athletic ability in all sports and in all sports. Think about it. Think about athleticism in all sports.
00:28:21
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Oh, yeah. I was a concrete guy. Yeah. I'll take a concrete worker and a roofer any day of the week and put them on the back of a residential trash truck in the state of Georgia in August.
00:28:35
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And we'll see how well they do with a thousand stops any day of the week. And I only say that because I've watched roofers fall out on themselves, vomiting from heat exhaustion.
00:28:47
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i love it. I've done, I've done both. I've poured concrete and done roofing and, Now go strap yourself to the back of a trash truck. Jump on the back of a trash truck? and It ain't that hard. it's not Not for the city. Not for the city. You don't get no cushy-ass city job.
00:29:05
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You got to get a fucking ah place that's going to run. So when I did trash in Florida, we had Sun City, Florida. It was 3,200 stops. And we would knock it down in seven hours.
00:29:17
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That is a fucking... Working trash, residential trash, that's a fucking physical job. wow Most of the trucks do all the work anymore.
00:29:29
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Some of them, Sun City couldn't because those people don't have trash cans. They just put bags out of the street, so you have to handpick them.
00:29:38
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So that was that was a crazy that was crazy... I think I could easily ah handle trash. I moved concrete for 12 hours a day for a couple years. Uh... and Moving concrete ain't exactly.
00:29:50
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Difference is the pace. Yeah, the pace is pretty fast when you're doing concrete because don't got time to play around. But you get lulls. Thumbs up your ass waiting on the concrete company. That's what I'm saying. You get lulls. You get lulls in your labor and trash. You don't.
Construction vs. Sports
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It's go, go, go till the end. because Trucking companies are like, oh, our driver's five minutes out.
00:30:11
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Yeah, and then he stops for lunch. He's 45 minutes out. Yeah, he knows he's got 90 minutes on that concrete, so he stops and has lunch. Yeah, I got concrete sitting here. i need a truck out so I can finish my fucking pour, you jackass. About to have a cold joint, and this motherfucker's eating Zaxby's in parking lot.
00:30:31
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Yeah, concrete. It's great. Go, go, go. I've done it all in the construction world. I'll tell you what the easiest thing I've ever done working in construction was in a heavy equipment operator. Oh, God, yes. Oh, God, yes.
00:30:44
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yeah Most of those guys I see don't even have their boots on during the day. They're just riding around in the cab in their socks. We were out of the job site yesterday. I know this has nothing to do with sports, but it is what it is.
00:30:55
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We were of job site yeah the other day, and this guy came around in a Bobcat skid steer, one of the mini skid steers. There's motherfucker. was bigger than you and I combined. Like, i don't know how he got that big too.
00:31:09
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Yeah. I don't know how he got the bar to come down across him. And he was damn near. He was every bit as big as the inside of that cab. Just a big old looking motherfucker. I'm like, yeah, you, you never, you come to work, get out of your truck and roll into that. They squeeze you into that thing. And then you don't get out of it until the end of the day when they come out and get the jaws of life and cut you free. And that awesome. Yeah.
00:31:33
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That's so funny. You know who else has the easiest, the truly the easiest construction job? Yeah, tree work. Great operators.
00:31:44
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Oh, yeah. Dude, those guys are the epitome of fucking lazy, dude. Yeah. The hardest part of their day is climbing up and climbing down. yeah Yeah, that is until you, and we seen this the other day too because we had really crazy winds up here. One of the job sites, the crane, they were lowering something down into a hole and we were watching from the job site that we were on and i the guy i was working with goes, seems to be leaning a little bit. And I said, yeah, it really does. Like, that's kind of weird. And then
00:32:24
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Oh, it collapsed? it It just, it just, right? Oh, you've seen the crane go down, the outriggers come up. You know that goddamn operator was shitting himself. It was a ground crane though, right? A trucking crane?
00:32:38
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yeah yeah it was it was yeah it was Yeah, it was a ground crane. So you he sits on the ground. The operator was on the ground. Yeah, he was it wasn't a high crane. Those are fucking nuts, dude.
00:32:50
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Fuck that. I won't do that. Never seen one of them fuckers come crashing down on the news, man. No thanks. I'm good. Yeah. I draw the line getting off the ground.
00:33:01
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I don't know how we started comparing construction to athletes, but well we're talking about athletic abilities and and stuff, but yeah, we can move back. I digress. so Again, I've done construction all my life.
00:33:13
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I'm not saying that I could jump into a NASCAR. I'm not jumping on the NFL field because so my, my boss played college football with a lot of guys who went on to play pro.
00:33:25
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And he said, you know, he came from lacrosse and went into college and went into college football. He played for San Diego State, and he said that he was great in Joko. Like, he was a top in Joko in junior college.
00:33:42
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When he went to San Diego State, those guys that went pro were a whole different level of athlete than anybody else on the team. Oh, yeah.
00:33:51
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Well, you look at guys out there like, you know, look I mean, look at like Miles Garrett or Max Crosby or TJ or
Football to Wrestling Transition
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JJ Watt. They're just fucking freaks of nature, man.
00:34:04
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I mean, you got you got i Miles Garrett, who's getting double and triple teamed every game by offensive linemen, and he's just manhandling all of them. Well, and it's even crazier if you want to slow it down so you can see it in its truest form. Look at Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar.
00:34:22
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Oh, yeah. look at Look at their physiques and the way they carried themselves and their power and their strength and everything in the ring in wrestling and know that that came from what NFL athletes are.
00:34:33
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Mm-hmm. It's a lot of former football players. I mean, the rock played college ball. Roman Reigns played college ball. Ron breaker played um college football. Like was an all-star in yeah in high school football.
00:34:50
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Cause he graduated from the same school. My kids go to there Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes was an all state wrestler for, uh, for ah Prairie or Lasseter, which is the ones closest to my work.
00:35:05
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na um Those guys were, I mean, they were, at the end of the day, very few professional wrestlers in the entertainment industry were not some sort of a sports star. in club out You talk about collegiate wrestling, Brock Lesnar is fucking top the mouth. Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle, ah ah that Gable kid.
00:35:29
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Yeah, Chad Gable. He was signed to the Bills practice squad at the beginning of this year. No, was he really? Yeah, like these guys are they are athletes from elementary school all the way through until they chose to go wrestling. Kurt Angle won Olympic gold medal. is music glory next There's actually quite a few Olympic medalists that did wrestling for a while. yeah Yeah, DZ. He just happens to be the only one that rode on that train the whole time.
00:35:55
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Yeah. um I won a gold medal with a freaking broken neck. We get it. in We're listening to some of his podcast stories.
00:36:08
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when So I'll tell you, i've I've learned and I see the clips of my all the time on my on my Facebook and I've meant to look into them and for the actual podcast. The Undertaker apparently has one of the best podcasts out there.
00:36:20
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Oh, yeah. Undertaker has one that he does with his wife. Yeah. Undertaker has a really good one. Cody Rhodes has a really good podcast, too. Especially if you love the nostalgia of wrestling The Undertaker has a lot of it because he gets a lot of guys on there that sit and tell stories from road life and that's Dude, I could listen to that all day long That's what Stone Cold does He gets a lot of the older guys on his on his podcast that are so good because bad they they don't hold back They just know they tell stories Kane and Undertaker were on a podcast not too long ago
00:36:59
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And they were talking about the fuck were they talking about?
00:37:06
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I think they were talking about Rikishi or something like that. And some of the dumb shit that he used to do. think that's who they were talking about. I could be wrong. But yeah, when you get these old wrestlers together, they start talking about road stories and they're able to finally say things that they weren't allowed to say because kayfabe is no more a thing. I mean, there's The curtain's been pulled back on wrestling. Everybody knows, yeah you know the you know, back in the day, you know Undertaker had to stay in character Yep.
00:37:39
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now It was kind of cool to see him making his appearances on TNA and stuff like that, though, in NXT. Yep.
00:37:47
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Yeah, where when you're outside of the ring or you know whatever, you can be a normal person and have fun and and yeah interact with the fans and not have to be in character all the time. But it's it's cool to see these older wrestlers come on these these podcasts. And what's his name? Chris ah
00:38:06
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Vans. What's his name?
00:38:11
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Chris Vans something. he's got really He interviews all the wrestlers. the hell is his name? You know, for for one of the guys who's probably the most hated in the WWE currently, but he's probably one of my favorite guys to listen to interviews
Inside the Wrestling Industry
00:38:27
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with, Paul Heyman.
00:38:30
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He has been around for a long time and he has, he's paid his dues. He's earned his stripes and he does not give a flying fuck in space.
00:38:43
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What he says about anybody in the industry. Yeah. When he fucking lit off on that dude about Chris Benoit, like there was no holds barred on that.
00:38:54
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Like he, WWE has that new show unreal or whatever on Netflix. And Paul Heyman hates that show. and And there's a part where they're interviewing him and he's like, I hate this show.
00:39:06
Speaker
This is not what wrestling is about. We're not supposed to go behind the curtain, behind the scenes, like flat out. He's untouchable, man. you The guy, the guy. he says He's like the Sean Strickland of the w WWE. He'll say whatever the fuck is on his mind. And you can't fire him.
00:39:22
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You can't fire him because he's too, he brings too much to the table. He's too well connected in the industry. Mm-hmm. And it's just like he just he doesn't hold anything back. So it's really it's awesome to hear him and his podcast. And the same thing with The Undertaker at this point. What the fuck is he going to lose?
00:39:40
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Nothing. Nothing at all. Him and Kane, who's now running for fucking a governor, I believe. Mark Jacobs running for governor. was what? County.
00:39:55
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he was what like the mayor some fox county Yeah. Which is Knoxville, Tennessee. Yep. And now he's running for another office. Yeah. Mayor. He is the mayor. He's still the mayor.
00:40:07
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Of Knox County. Yeah. Yep. But don't think he has another reelection left.
00:40:20
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to see.
00:40:24
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They have anything in here about what he's doing now or what he's.
00:40:32
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He's another one who's funny as shit to listen to talk, though, because he's got so many stories. Well, yeah, you look at some of his gimmicks that he had before Kane, and Kane wasn't even supposed to... Yeah, you know, and the Kane gimmick was supposed to just be a one-off, real quick, one-and-done rivalry. And it lasted the... It was the pinnacle of his career. Yeah.
00:40:55
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Because he was... um He was that dentist at one point in time. Yeah. Which is equivalent to what's his name when he was in the IRS tag team or whatever the fuck it was. That's all I know. The dorks walking around with button downs and ties and briefcases. Yeah, he was ah Isaac Yankum DDS.
00:41:22
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The only two guys who ever sold the professional white collar industry gimmick was the guy that was in IRS, which I can't remember his name. He saved my life.
00:41:34
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And the million dollar man, Ted DiBiase. yeah Those are the only two guys that could pull that gimmick off.
00:41:45
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Mike Rotunda. but ah Yeah, it's Bray Wyatt's dad. Yeah, okay. And what's his name? The other kid. ah Yeah, Bo Dallas and Bray Wyatt. Yeah, Bo Dallas' his dad. Because Bo Dallas is a Rotunda too, isn't any he?
00:42:02
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What's that? he's brave Is it Bo Dallas, Bray Wyatt's brother? Yeah, Bo Dallas is his brother. So he's a rotunda Rotunda, but I don't know what his first name is.
00:42:12
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Bray Wyatt, Mike Rotunda, Bo Dallas. Because Bray Wyatt's real name was Barry? Oh, no, it was... um Like, if you called him by his government name, was something rotunda.
00:42:28
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Same thing Bo Dallas, but I can't remember what either of them were.
00:42:32
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I did see the clip where Bo Dallas is finally bringing back to Wyatt Six or whatever it's called. Oh, it's already back. It's been there. Well, dude, I watch like none. Windham Rotunda. He was named after Barry Windham. That's where I got the Barry part from.
00:42:50
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And what's Bo's real name? Which is his uncle. What's Bo's real name? Bo's real name is... this they gotta get It's amazing how wrestling is generational.
00:43:05
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Oh, yeah. that is That is the most generational sport that I can think of.
00:43:12
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Taylor. Taylor Rotunda. Okay. Yeah. Wrestling is the most generational sport that I can think of. Blackjack was Mike Rotunda's father-in-law or is Mike Rotunda's father. Barry Windham was his brother-in-law and so was Kendall Windham. Isn't that crazy?
00:43:39
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But I guess when you spend... that level of time on the road together, the only people you really meet are the guys you work with and their families.
00:43:50
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So you almost end up with a version of, I guess we'll call it wrestling incest. Everybody's banging and married to each other's family because those are the people you see 340 out of 365 days a year. yeah Exactly. And I mean, you see now, nowadays, you know, back in the day, it was kind of hush hush.
00:44:12
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Now it's all in the open. You know, ah grace and naked Jimmy and and Naomi are married. They're a couple. They're actually a on the way.
00:44:24
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ah Zelina Vega and Aleister Black are husband and wife. Yep. Carmella and Corey Graves are married.
00:44:35
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Yep. There was there's a lot that you didn't know. and i mean, well, it's huge because Triple H is Stephanie McMahon. They're actually a married couple. They are a true power couple in the sport because, look, they're both faces of the show every single week.
00:44:50
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Yeah, exactly. so but i mean yeah Like you said, it used to be very frowned upon to talk about your spouse in the sport. Yeah. um Well, fucking ah um Brock Lesnar and Sable have been together forever.
00:45:07
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I didn't know that. Yeah, they're still together. and god She's got to have 20 years on him. ah You know what? She's got to have 20 years on him.
00:45:20
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She's 58. She's what? She's 58. And he's our age. He's in his 30s. um'm No, Brock Lesnar's 48. Really? Yeah, there's 10 years on him. lying.
00:45:34
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He was born July 12, 1977. the math. That motherfucker is almost 50 years old and look at him. Yeah, and look at us.
00:45:46
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I'm 44. That guy's four years older than me. God, you're a failure. yeah hey buddy. he goes Listen, and I got five years to fix my life to not be in your shoes.
00:46:01
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Pot, meat, kettle. know I got five years. I got five years to fix my life and not be in your news. Lord, me. That is not how I want to end up in five years.
00:46:18
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Just another dumbass hosted a fake sports podcast. Yeah, and... I don't
00:46:27
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um yeah and know it's don't know. I don't know who the hell that is. But Dustin Rhodes was married to... What's her name? She was he was exactly mary runald and me she was... the She was like ah the little mini China for a while.
00:46:48
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Dusty Rhodes was married to Four Roses and... No, Dustin Rhodes.
00:46:56
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Oh, Dad. Dad, the American dream was married to Angel's Envy and Four Roses. Don't ever let anybody tell you another story. Watch that man walk out of Lucky's 2 every fucking day with two bottles of whiskey in his hand.
00:47:12
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o Because he lived on my Tuesday trash route.
00:47:20
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Yeah. He lived. Yeah, he was on my Tuesday. Well, think of where his son was at school, where they went to school. That was on my Tuesday trash route Marietta. But yeah, he used to walk out of Lucky's 2 on Lower Roswell Road every fucking day between 1 and 2 in the afternoon with two bottles of whiskey, a bottle of Angel's Envy, and a bottle of Four Roses every day.
00:47:41
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Yeah, no, like, you know back in the day, where now it's just all out there in the open, man. All the all the relationships in w w everybody knows. Who's with who who's dating who who's having babies with who that's crazy, isn't it?
Dallas Cowboys Deal
00:48:00
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all All the the the Quote-unquote What was like the mystique of wrestling like is it real is it fake is it scripted is it this?
00:48:11
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Oh, man, I met the Undertaker and he's really like that in real life No, he's actually know Quite the opposite, but unfortunately he couldn't know his real personality because of K-fab, K-fabe.
00:48:26
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And he had to be in character Yep. yep um So in football news real quick, ah Cowboys agreed to deal with Javante Williams.
00:48:42
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he did get He did get a good payday. Did he? So they will they will keep running back Javante Williams. um He got a guaranteed $16 million. ah the Total deal is worth $24.
00:48:56
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Includes a $6 million signing bonus. um Jackson Smith and Jigba is tooting his own fucking horn, claiming that he should be the top paid wide receiver in the NFL.
00:49:10
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After one season, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Reproduce those numbers next year and then bring that argument to the table. Yeah. Easy there, big fella. Yeah. Reproduce your numbers two years in a row and then bring that argument to the table.
Mahomes & Kelsey Lawsuit
00:49:27
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um The Mahomes and Kelsey are both being sued by a shoe company for their i house that they opened. Yeah. I've seen something about that.
00:49:39
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Their steakhouse is named 1587 and the shoe company's brand name is 1587. They're currently suing. And Indiana is trying to lure the Chicago Bears out of Chicago into Indiana.
00:49:57
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They passed a bill in an attempt to lure them away.
00:50:06
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they're They're pushing for a new stadium. They want a new stadium. um Where are they going to put them at in Indiana? Because you already have the Colts. Hammond. Hammond, Indiana.
00:50:17
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So what are they going to be? The Hammond Bears? It would create a a Northwest Indiana Stadium Authority with the power to issue bonds, acquire land, and finance construction for the stadium.
00:50:31
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So they've already basically said, if you come here, we'll cover everything. And it won in a 27-0 vote. Wow. south dakca South Dakota State joined the big leagues.
00:50:46
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The Jackrabbits?
00:50:49
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What you mean that? They're going to move up from FCS to FBS?
00:50:56
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Or they're going to get fucking Colorado Stated? They're going to get Colorado Stated? They're going get Washington? They're going to get all of that?
00:51:08
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fba hu Well, they've won FCS championship, I think three out of the last five, four out of the last five, but they always play North Dakota State. So what the fuck?
00:51:20
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It's the same two schools all the time. Yeah.
00:51:27
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So I
00:51:31
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don't know. um So did you see that Mike Evans is not retiring? He is not. Is he staying in He's a free agency.
00:51:43
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Do you think Tampa can offer him money?
00:51:50
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Do you think he wants to stay in Tampa? I don't, actually. He's made quite a few references about um Buffalo or Pittsburgh.
NFL Career Speculations
00:52:00
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I heard Buffalo. I heard Pittsburgh. also heard New Orleans.
00:52:04
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That would be the end of his career right there. hey
00:52:11
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so Well, not only that, but, damn, dude, you've played your entire career so far to this point in Tampa Bay. You're loved in Tampa Bay. Like, they love friends in Tampa.
00:52:25
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um He's going to go to a division, like a division rival?
00:52:33
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don't But you know the old saying, bullshit walks and money talks. I did see that Joey Aguilar from Tennessee did not get approved for another year of eligibility, so he has to enter the draft now.
00:52:49
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Oh, no.
00:52:54
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I did see that. um Also, there was another one. Another college thing that was something of about eligibility.
00:53:05
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Oh, Trinidad Chambliss was given. A sixth year of eligibility with Ole Miss.
00:53:15
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I mean.
00:53:20
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Okay, so here's the biggest question. In my mind, one of the biggest questions floating in the NFL right now. Where does Tyreek Hill go?
00:53:37
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Is Tyreek Hill still have it? Is he done? Off an ACL, who knows? Yeah. like great you're big that's a It's different when you're a tight end or you're a wide out or something like that, where they can put you in slot positions and stuff like that, you don't have to have that blast.
00:53:58
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When you're running back and you have an ACL injury,
00:54:04
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Can you rebound from something like that where all of your skill is in your legs? and that's that's That's one of the issues that it seems like Nick Chubb is having right now.
00:54:16
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Yeah, but Nick Chubb has got like 17 knee injuries. Yeah, I mean, he had a real nasty one when he was there in Georgia, and then he had that one a couple years ago, and it never – there in Cleveland.
00:54:28
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Wally said Tyreek Hill back to the Chiefs. That would be cool to see him go back and finish his career in and Kansas City. I think it would be a waste of money for the Chiefs, to be honest with you. I don't know that Andy Reid will have it, but – I mean, you'll come to Cleveland, Tyreek.
00:54:44
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They'll give you an ass ton of money. you don't even have to be that good. You can play only 18 games in five seasons and still on the team. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Cleveland will give you an ass ton of money and you don't even have to really play. um But that would be like asking if Saquon could come back off of that.
00:55:03
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I think if Saquon ever had an ACL injury, his career is very limited after that because of, as a running back, the amount of... you like As a wide out, your skill is in your route running in your hands.
00:55:14
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yeah As a tight end, your skill is in your route running in your hands. As a running back, your skill is solely in your legs. yeah like Your whole job is your legs. There's no... like there's no There's very few random trickery plays that running backs do.
00:55:31
Speaker
Like, it is typically a fucking just power move right up the middle. And Tyreek Hill, I mean, yeah, he at one point in time was, and I think he's still up, he was still up there as of last year before, they one of the fastest wide receivers in the league. where But he's a great route runner.
00:55:48
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is he has greats he's still that fast? But even if he slows down a little bit, is he's he's still going to have the the route running skills that he has and the and and hopefully the hand. cause he's always had great hands.
00:56:02
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I mean, he makes some of the most insane catches that nobody should be making.
00:56:10
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I don't know if he's, um he's if he's, you have to remember this cat was running like 29 miles an hour. If he slows down a little bit, what's he going be running? 25, 24, you know, and a half.
00:56:22
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Yeah. Like not a lot of people are running 20, 20 plus miles an hour. and know, it's a, yeah. I think there's a, where he ends up.
00:56:33
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I think there's a good chance that he'll bounce back. Like I said, worst case scenario, I think he'll just be a little bit slower. Would Rodgers declare if he's going to play another season with Pittsburgh or not?
00:56:45
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I don't know. what aon not this is here Here we are again and the, what is this, the fifth fourth fourth, fifth year of the Aaron Rodgers offseason saga.
00:56:57
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How does one player hold the NFL media by the balls the way he does? ah Yeah, a player that, in all honesty, had his best season five years Yeah, he had a couple of really good games this year.
00:57:12
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But he had his last good season five years ago. Yeah, you're 40-some years old. You've had a few injuries. Not a few. You had one substantial injury, one that a lot of guys never make it back from.
00:57:29
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Exactly. And he did come back from it. he he He came back from it, and and like I said, he had he doesn't look terrible, but again, there's 31 other starting quarterbacks in the league, and how many of those are better than him?
00:57:47
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A lot, if you look at numbers and stats. I'd say 20 them. yeah Easily 20 of them. I mean, Sam motherfucking Darnold was better. and Fucking Darnold, for sure.
00:58:00
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for sure. Go ahead, Sam Darnold. Get your bling, son. Motherfucker, been counted out more times than any. Man, what a what a what a run. Five teams later, he finally gets a ring.
00:58:14
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Indiana head coach, speaking of football. Indiana head coach, ah Kurt Signetti, who never smiles, ah got himself another fucking extension worth over $13 million. dollars I did not hear that. He just got an eight-year contract at the beginning of the fucking season.
00:58:36
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Signetti has now signed more contract extensions, three, than he has spent years at Indiana. He's only been in Indiana twice.
00:58:47
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Boy, they better reproduce those numbers the second year in a row or they're going to look real stupid. you can You can understand why the Hoosiers are so eager to make sure he's not leaving anytime soon. Indiana is 27-2 with a natty in his first two years.
00:59:05
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But we haven't seen his recruiting ability yet. because two years he walked into somebody else's recruiting and then he had one round of his own. We haven't seen significant steady recruiting from him yet.
00:59:17
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So let's see what they pull off this year. So Cignetti's new deal goes through 2033 averages over million a year.
00:59:34
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ah what is that that's what seven years that's ridiculous
00:59:47
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that's um I did that right that's like 91 million dollars that's fucking crazy dude ah that is wild I gotta to say Wally You're the first one to say it today. Fuck Notre Dame.
01:00:08
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Actually, I put it in the description of the show. so i got it I put Canada sucks and fuck Notre Dame. In the description of our show. Literally, all we need now is South Park to write a song about how bad Notre Dame is, and then we'd have the blame Canada and then their Notre Dame song. yeah Somebody needs to get a letter to Trey Parker, please. write Get him a letter about writing about how bad Notre Dame is.
01:00:33
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They're just ass clowns. Cash said, what's so bad about Notre Dame? Everything, Cash. Everything. Rudy was a disgrace. Everything else is terrible.
01:00:47
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Everything else is terrible from the um from the fact that they don't pay any money into the FBS and they have so much extra money, they put real gold flake on their helmet. Everything is that bad, Cash.
01:01:01
Speaker
Yep, everything. They're bad. and they And they threw a temper temper tantrum. Man, we're not going to play in a bowl game because you didn't put us in the in the playoffs. Well, fucking be better. Yeah, get better, bro.
01:01:13
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George and Shakespeare, George Washington. Later, fags. Later, fags.
01:01:24
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um I wanted to read this article. I guess there they're still... Dude, this is going to be absolute insanity, and they need
NCAA Playoffs Debate
01:01:34
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to stop. The NCAA is still kicking around the potential expansion college playoffs to 24 teams.
01:01:46
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I think they should stop at 16.
01:01:50
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I think 16 should be it. I understand. i understand they have to have more than pro does because they have 900 more teams than pros too. And when I say 900, I'm not being facetious. There are like 246 college football teams in the United States in D1 college that are in a, that are in a conference worth discussing.
01:02:15
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um However, Eventually, you're going end up where you're like, it's going to be like fucking March Madness. 64 teams.
01:02:26
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Enter. 64 teams come in. One team goes out. yeah Fuck out of here. Quit making this shit into a circus. And that's the thing.
01:02:37
Speaker
you You're going to get to a point where You're damn near going to put in, and and and and I understand that little the poor little babies down in SEC country where you live, they think that they're the greatest thing to ever happen to college football, but you're not. You literally had championships handed to you, and now that there's an actual playoff system, guess who's not winning national championships anymore when you have to fucking earn them? That's the SEC goddamn seat.
01:03:04
Speaker
You know who's winning it? The best conference in college football, the Big Ten. Boy, we're gonna we're really going to eat our fucking words if the SEC dominates this year. You know that, right? We're not going to dominate. We're like a bunch of idiots. who They're not going to dominate.
01:03:17
Speaker
We got the Hoosier Datties. We got the Buckeyes. We got the Wolverines. We got them Ducks. You guys better pull a fucking team together this year to put yourself in that conversation. because we know Three out of four, you named your top five. The last one is top 15.
01:03:32
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we got it we we We need new coaching staffs. we need we You guys need some fucking love and attention. but You did like the Top Gun song, that love and feeling. You need it back. Yeah.
01:03:44
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We better come up with something. They do have a coach. I don't know how I feel about said coach. You know what they should go get as their coach? Harbaugh.
01:03:57
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The one against Chicken in Baltimore? Yeah, buddy! Tell me that wouldn't be... Dude, that would be fucking amazing! who knows it wins a natty? Both of them win natties? Both of them have won Super Bowls? are What? What?
01:04:13
Speaker
Yeah, what? it's a but It's all money grab. Oh, hell yeah. Wally said he's got a guest for your show, bud. They should absolutely hire Harbaugh as a head coach. You need to write a letter to whoever the fuck you know up there and be like, listen, bitches, this is worth it.
01:04:29
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Oh, they got that they they got that dude from Utah. That's who their new head coach is. I'm sorry. um What the hell is it? What do you know?
01:04:41
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Yeah, because Utah's been at relevant school in the last bunch of years, right? He's actually been... a Soakers and Shakers.
01:04:52
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They were actually... um They weren't. You're making shit up now. No, they were they were ranked 15th at the end of the season.
01:05:03
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ah they They were two losses on the season. Were they ranked better than Shittigan was? No. Yes. Well, but it's an improvement. I lied yeah Yes. Final rankings, Michigan was 18.
01:05:19
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Moving on up to the top side. Into the top 15.
01:05:27
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No, Kyle Whittingham actually had a pretty good career out there. in Your wife's going to be pissed, and I'm going to laugh at her. and That's what she gets for talking shit.
01:05:39
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what Fuck her. You're restricted to one hour. i win. i call the shots.
01:05:51
Speaker
She thought she was in control. Forgot who I was. i think she said then all of a sudden Then all of a sudden the power goes out on your fucking laptop. I'm sitting here by myself and Glick's screen is black and I'm going And you can't do anything except sit here with this. I can't even end the show. So I'm just sitting here like, well, there's that. There's that.
01:06:13
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She's over there like, guess who got the last laugh, fanny? And I'm sitting here like, shit. Who's in charge now, fat boy? She's like, Tony Danza, who's the boss, bitch? Yeah.
01:06:27
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i like her she makes me giggle seems significantly more supportive of your podcasting than anybody i've ever seen with so i like her ah kyle's head coaching record is 177 and 88 and he's 11 and 6 in bowl games he's also been coaching since like 1873
01:06:49
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Wow, let's do some basic math. That equals one, two, three bullets to end his life because that's garbage. Bro, you're barely fucking like Oh, that's terrible. That's actually not good numbers. He and yeah he was a linebacker BYU. He played for the Broncos. So he knows all about the fucking Shakers and the Quakers and the Shakers and the Jokers. He played for the Broncos, the Denver Gold, the New Orleans Breakers, and the Los Angeles Rams.
01:07:18
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The Denver Gold and the New Orleans Breakers? What the fuck sport did he play? American football. was the AFL. American football franchise.
01:07:30
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No, no, the USFL, United States Football League. When the fuck were those two? Those aren't from the current ones. No, this was in the original USFL in the 83 84. This guy, he's like Pete fucking Carroll. He's 106. He's going to die. Oh, yeah. Dude, homeboy's 66 years old, and he was getting ready to retire. at least that's what he told Utah. And then Michigan came in, and he was like, I guess I'd go to the Big Ten school. Yeah.
01:07:58
Speaker
What a fucking joke. Yeah, he was ah he was the head coach. at he He's been with the Utah organization since 94. Bro, he was coaching in some form in college football before I was in middle school.
01:08:18
Speaker
He was coaching college football before you were even born. He was he was the coach at BYU. 85 and 86. Okay. Yep. When I was worried. So let's address this. When did BYU win a championship?
01:08:31
Speaker
Never. When did Utah make it to a top four? Never. Good job, Michigan. You could have had a Harbaugh again. he won He won the Mountain West in 2008. There's a conference worth writing about. crack He won two Pac-12 championships.
01:08:46
Speaker
Jesus Christ. And four Pac-12 South Division championships. It's hard to compete with those fucking numbers. Let me tell you what. He was the AFCA Coach of the Year in 2008. He also won the Paul Bear Bryant Award in 2008. He was the Mountain West Coach of the Year in 2008.
01:09:07
Speaker
Bobby Dodd Coach of the Year in 2019. i don't know why I'm defending this. I don't know. All that you read, of everything you just read, two of those accomplishments matter. And that's the Bear Bryant Coach of the Year and the Bobby Dodd Coach of the Year. Outside of that, congratulations. You beat the fucking the Tucson, Arizona fucking sand dust devils for whatever the fuck you played.
01:09:30
Speaker
And you beat the fucking Albuquerque, New Mexico tortoises for the fucking Mountain West. Like, what the? Get the fuck out of here, dude. You could have had a Harbaugh.
01:09:48
Speaker
Do we really want to go through that again? Yes! nine one thousand brenewde If I was Michigan right now, 1,000% I would be willing to go through any type of scandal again another Natty.
College Coaching Critiques
01:10:05
Speaker
Because right now, you went from top of the fucking pile to being the bottom of the pyramid to support the weight of the top teams at the final. I'm just saying, in like, bro, you could have had a Harbaugh. Yeah, well, that train left the station. You could have had Harbaugh. You could have had Brian Dable. You could have had fucking, dude, the number of coaches that got chicken in the NFL. We all know if you go from an NFL coach to a college coach, nine out of ten times you have winning seasons.
01:10:38
Speaker
because everybody coming into college wants to play for an NFL coach. Well, they'd already hired him before all those guys got fired. Stupid for prematurely ejaculating a load of money into a wasted coaching product. Good job. Wally said he'll save you. If Kayla pulls the cord. Yeah, because Wally, i know I don't even have a wrench next to my name from last night's conversation. I don't know how to hit any buttons. i don't even know where to go to do nothing.
01:11:09
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yeah That's why with Lick's not around, this show doesn't exist because I don't know how to do none of it. he said Could I host it by myself? Probably. I know how even start it?
01:11:23
Speaker
Nope. Nope. Don't worry. We'll eventually give you some ah some responsibility. I don't know if you're ready for responsibilities or if you want responsibility. To be honest with you, dude.
01:11:35
Speaker
I don't think you really want them. yeah Could I handle them? thousand percent. oh yeah yo yeah what what you about I want to worry about the retard that starts a Saturday night show claiming that Brittany's hosting it when she's not even there. No, I don't want to be that guy. I know what it was all about. Like, I don't know why that was, that was like that last time. That's weird. I'm just telling you that that's what it said when I went to jump in. It told me that it was the fucking unnecessary roughness hosted by Glick.
01:12:02
Speaker
yeah It was definitely said Brittany was hosting Saturday Night Show. And then I got on and I went, no fucking way he's not here. And then I opened it and you were there. And I was like, oh, thank Jesus.
01:12:13
Speaker
Yeah, i don't I don't know why it said that. And I was looking at that today because I don't know that if there is or not a way to change that. Bro, the inmates are running the asylum at this point.
01:12:27
Speaker
this is for For the time being. Yeah, well, I mean, only you, only you can fix this. he said He said, you were told an hour and only an hour, and she thinks she's in charge, but I'm actually in charge because it's like an hour. and it was like an hour at that time.
01:12:50
Speaker
Well, if you got think, I figured Joe wouldn't start until 1230. Well, that brings us to 130 off the bat. Here we go for the dumbass. And as he's talking shit, he's like, and now the power is going to go out. The Glick's going be here.
01:13:07
Speaker
You're done. No, because I can't end the show. So it's going to go on and on and on. Till the six hour mark when it quits on its own. Yeah. And then Rick's just trapped in the YouTube StreamYard universe. He can't ever leave. six hours until it stops all by itself welcome to the rick in real life we're gonna go get something to eat i'm gonna take the laptop with me to academy to go buy a pair of nikes i'll just hold those bitches up and be like what do y'all think of these Because let's be honest, at the end of the day, i think it might actually be time for a new pair of dudes. to yeah you to prettying fucking tang But you know what? Everybody, if you don't have a pair of fucking house shoes that are in this shape,
01:13:53
Speaker
you really aren't living your best life because these bitches are like walking around with nothing on all the time. yeah have I have a pair of Adidas slides that I've had for probably 20 plus years and they're still the most comfortable things. But they're probably cracked all along the edges, pulled down by a thread. They're actually in great shape.
01:14:12
Speaker
Except the soles used to be this thick and now they're about that thick. Wow. Now, flippy floppies, on the other hand, I know your opinion on flip flops. we I really don't need to be dressed out. bags Fucking later, fags. Yay!
01:14:29
Speaker
ah Yeah, it's always flippy. Okay, I got to address this. regret I made a homo remark with Scotto last night on there, and I went... Oh, it's okay. I was like... Instantly, I was like... ah Because I don't know Scotto at all. And all I've seen is the fact that he has painted his fingernails painted. And I went... As soon as I said something about being homo, I went...
01:14:54
Speaker
Scotto is is super super cool, man. That's my guy right there. Oh, man. they would have been like making a black joke with rock right there. I'd have been so embarrassed. Oh, we do that all the time.
01:15:05
Speaker
Well... You get what I'm saying, though. Rocky was in the chat. He's like, Rocky's... Look who's back. Rocky's back doing the Slim Shady thing. And Moe Dogg was like, Rocky's black. I mean, shit, back.
01:15:19
Speaker
Yeah, like... ah But yeah, so, ha ha, Kayla. I still win. said She planned accordingly. She said noon. She hears all the shit that I'm talking to.
01:15:34
Speaker
Yeah, she's also watching on YouTube, too. What the fuck? but but I'm always here. she always That's not the creepiest thing I've ever heard in my life.
01:15:48
Speaker
ah Congratulations, Jeffrey And starting next Sunday, her and I are doing a show together.
01:15:59
Speaker
Well, at least then she'll actually like be there, be there, not just this flapping carrot voice in the background. Stop in the background. Actually, you know what you need? You need to construct like you need to construct like a fake fence where she does the Wilson from home. This is all you see of her is your eyes up and just still the voice that nobody has a face to.
01:16:19
Speaker
but Oh my goodness. The only reason halfway know what she looks like is because of her fucking avatar thingy-majiggy in the chat box. That's me. Yeah, that's you.
01:16:35
Speaker
No shit, Sherlock. Where the fuck have you been for last three minutes? it's just s Sorry. said I wandered off. he goes That's me. I just said that. man We got a regular rocket spoon scientist around here here. What the fuck is going on with us?
01:17:01
Speaker
This is why I don't do Saturday nights. Yeah, yeah this is why you don't do Saturday nights. Fucking dude. Jedi was like, you got to come up here on Saturday. Dude, I don't have it in me all the time. but Sometimes I'm funny. Last night I was not funny.
01:17:17
Speaker
Mostly because that that guy was talking about who knows what. I don't even know what he was talking about. I don't know either. I just kept interjecting with my bullshit to try to... No, you didn't! You would mute yourself and disappear on your phone and talk into your phone. And I'm sitting here going, i don't what the fuck this guy's talking about.
01:17:38
Speaker
Okay. Oh, yeah, it While he was texting me throughout the show, i'd like, just get the chatterbox jackass or come up on the panel.
01:17:50
Speaker
Right. And then towards the end... Thanks for no fucking help, Wally. yeah
01:18:01
Speaker
ally Wally was on one last night. it Oh, God. Anywho's. Anywho's. Yeah. do This softball game's pretty good, bro. This Purdue-Georgia Tech game is, for well, I say it's pretty good.
01:18:15
Speaker
Tech is dominating eightt nothing But what a move is this chick from tech just slid into second and the girl from Purdue turned around with her gloves, scraping the dirt and she lifted her hand and went over it and grabbed the bag. and Never got tagged.
01:18:29
Speaker
Oh, she was like the the highlights you see in baseball. She was smart enough as her body's rotating to pick her hand up, go over the glove and come down on top of the bag. ice those it was pretty impressive. I got to get a baseball season is upon us because my YouTube algorithm.
01:18:51
Speaker
has changed to baseball season and it's all the funny moments in baseball. and It's the baseball players fucking with each other and shit like that. They're like, yep, spring training is almost upon us.
Baseball Season Anticipation
01:19:04
Speaker
I'm excited for baseball this year. Spring training started yesterday. I don't watch baseball. The Reds had a game yesterday. Because they had games on last night. Yeah, the Reds had a game yesterday.
01:19:17
Speaker
When we were at coaches, there was... The Marlins actually started on Friday with the Orioles, the Yankees, the White Sox, the Cubs, the Royals, the Rangers, the Diamondbacks, the Rockies, and the Mariners the Padres. Yesterday, and I know this because my brother is a big Reds. My brother-in-law is a big Reds fan, and he has yeah ESPN set to it. So every time Duke plays, the Sabres play, the Bills play, or the Reds play, I get the little fucking notification that pops up on my phone screen. The Reds lost yesterday to the Guardians 4-2.
01:19:50
Speaker
Yeah. That was a battle of your Ohio teams. Yeah, the Guardians played two games yesterday. They played the Bruins and the Reds. The Braves won yesterday five to one and they're currently in a rain delay right now against the Twins, which I believe is Minnesota, right?
01:20:07
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know who's on. It was the Rockies game that was on when we were eating dinner. The Reds play in 3-0-5 today against the Mariners, and then the Guardians are playing the Athletics in 3-0-5 also.
01:20:19
Speaker
Yeah, I don't i don't i don't watch. like i pay I pay attention. Man, baseball is hard to watch. I wonder. So it's easy to watch in person. I go to a Braves game any day of the week.
01:20:33
Speaker
Yeah. You watch them play on TV. I better have something else going on at the same time. um With that said, have you seen the expansion of Banana Ball with the Savannah Bananas?
01:20:48
Speaker
I have seen... Caleb wanted out. They're adding four more teams. are they really? They're looking to expand to almost 80 games a year playing in all sorts of different cities with a cap on ticket sales, ticket prices. And tickets will not be allowed to be sold through third party StubHub and stuff like that because they do not want people getting scalped on ticket prices. yeah they don't they So you will not be allowed to enter the the facility with a third party ticket.
01:21:27
Speaker
That is not verified in some way through like StubHub or something like that. There will be no other third party shit because they do not want people involved that are scalping and jacking their prices. It's dried up. It's dried up.
01:21:41
Speaker
the chinese You got that old man paper skin. Now you flick it too hard and it bleeds. like I dropped a toolbox on my shin at work the other day. And this is why there are not always mechanics.
Workplace Incident Anecdote
01:21:54
Speaker
Sometimes there are gophers.
01:21:56
Speaker
Yeah. Well, was I was trying to get out of the truck and and it got hung up. We've got, well, I no longer work there anymore, but. This is why, because he dropped the toolbox on his leg.
01:22:11
Speaker
We can't have this sort of incompetence. It got hung up on the box when I was trying to take it out of the truck. And the the shutler the the drawers came out of it. I was just like, God damn it.
01:22:23
Speaker
And then it like flipped over and smashed it. fucking On an unrelated note to that, I had a contractor meet and greet on Thursday that I had to go to where I went and met um GCs and supers for huge companies like Belfort Beatty, Choate, Turner, all the big construction companies that work all over the country.
01:22:43
Speaker
Well, one of the local companies sponsored what's called a hat bar where you got to, you took your ticket, you went up, you picked the Richardson 112 hat. And then you pick a patch to put on that hat and they made it right there in front of you.
01:22:57
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Nice.
01:23:00
Speaker
Yeah. Hell yeah. I like that. Dirty hands. That's awesome. No. So, uh, yeah, one of our job sites is a Turner job site. Actually.
01:23:12
Speaker
to the Bill stadium. What was I saying? What were we talking about? Oh,
Cosmic Baseball Introduction
01:23:18
Speaker
yeah. ah there's a new There's a new baseball. it's What is that called? Cosmic baseball? It's all like black lights and neon neons. and It looks really cool. It's all in the same lines. That'll be tough one because of the amount of money that would have to be invested in the stadiums to be able to play. Well, it's it's there. So they play at night, obviously.
01:23:39
Speaker
um And then it's their uniforms and shit like that are all, and then they use the blacklight paint on their bodies and stuff like that. Yeah, but to get the lighting in the stadium like that will be expensive. right they're they're they're They're going all over. They're actually coming to Columbus this summer.
USFL's Rise
01:23:56
Speaker
We're going to try that. But you you have to go into a lottery to see if you can buy tickets. It's like the bananas. You had to do a lottery with them, too. so um what um yeah Which I've seen them, so that was fun. The ah UFL stuff and whatnot.
01:24:12
Speaker
Columbus has a team this year. The com Columbus Aviators. is That makes sense since the home of aviation is North Carolina.
01:24:25
Speaker
is But the birthplace of flight is a home. This is true. so But ah Super Saiyan or whatever the fuck is Goofy not a very good quarterback in my opinion. Julian Saiyan, yeah.
01:24:41
Speaker
His older brother... as a quarterback for the Columbus. i don't know if he's starting quarterback or they made a big deal. as There's two Saiyans in Columbus now.
01:24:53
Speaker
And that's in the USFL? Yeah. yeah the Which kicks off next month usually. They kick that off in the offseason, so it's like March. Yeah, March. so I'm actually kind of excited that we have a home team here in Ohio. because i mean i hope they put a little more...
01:25:09
Speaker
media marketing on the USFL than they have in the past, because that truly in my mind is what's killing them is they're not getting the airtime in the cover. And I think they're, they're, they're starting to grow since they've merged the XFL and the USFL together.
01:25:24
Speaker
and there you know You have more teams. They are expanding. They added four new teams this year, Ohio or Columbus, and they're playing at the SHU. That's their home field. Oh, no shit. That's impressive.
01:25:38
Speaker
I'm actually surprised they're letting them do that. I think that's where they're playing at. It's either the SHU or the old Cruz Stadium.
01:25:47
Speaker
Interesting. Columbus.
01:25:54
Speaker
Aviator Stadium. Oh, I'm sorry. They are using the historic crew stadium, which was the old soccer stadium before the crew got their dome and shit.
01:26:07
Speaker
Oh, speaking of a using places, Conor McGregor, back to the UFC.
Fighting Rumors and Politics
01:26:17
Speaker
To fight at the White House. I heard that. yeahp Willing to fight a no-name. Just to get back in the octagon. Also, was supposed to go to that fight.
01:26:30
Speaker
Mom was taking the whole family to D.C. for that fight. um And then they restricted ticket sales to only a thousand non-security cleared, which will be reserved for a military.
01:26:44
Speaker
Fuck my life, I don't get to go. Third is the home opener for the aviator. UFC, are you excited or not? To hear the which Ronda Rousey.
01:26:56
Speaker
Ah! Gina Carano. Has nothing whatsoever to do with UFC at all. It has nothing to do with UFC, but they, you know, Ronda Rousey, obviously, former UFC fighter and whatnot.
01:27:07
Speaker
That is put on by Jake Paul. Yeah, Jake Paul. MVP production. But more like the fight, that you know, because it's one that i know everybody wanted to see. What would happen? What if? Da-da-da-da-da. Yeah.
01:27:22
Speaker
If you pay any attention, ah ah there's a lot of politics in this. Yeah. A lot. Because oh Rousey is a known Trump supporter. And Carano got canceled because of her support of the right.
01:27:38
Speaker
The Pauls, both Jake and Logan, are known Trump supporters. There is a whole lot of politics in this chart. I'm sure. Well, what's going on, brother? How you been straight? Wouldn't wouldn't be surprised um to see turning point do some form of a sponsor or a show there.
01:27:57
Speaker
um I do think it'll be a, if both of them have trained properly, which I believe Rhonda has done significantly more training than Gina.
01:28:08
Speaker
Rhonda's been in the movies. She hasn't got any of them doing movies. She's been training since she had the baby. Yeah, she hasn't worried about doing anything else since the baby. So I think that, and Wally, you are so far gone wrong on that, but whatever.
01:28:24
Speaker
um That was going to my next question. Are they past their problem? No, I don't believe. Gina maybe because she's been out of the ring for... Oh, quite a fucking bunch of years.
01:28:35
Speaker
Rhonda has been out of athletic competing competing for what? Two, three years maybe? Gina's probably working on six or seven years out. So um I think Ronda takes it.
01:28:50
Speaker
I think Ronda is in better shape. I think she has a better mindset. She has had, ever since her child was born, she has had the same desire to get back in a ring of some form since then. She's been very public about it.
01:29:03
Speaker
So you know that she's kept up training and everything like that. You know what I mean? So do i think that do I think it's a good fight? I think it'll be a pretty decent fight. I think Ronda will come out on top without a doubt in my mind.
01:29:17
Speaker
um Provided two things happen. Number one, Ronda does not try to box with this chick. Number two, she manages to get a shot in and utilize her judo expertise. Ronda Rousey's judo. She is 100% grappling, holds, tosses, stuff like that.
01:29:37
Speaker
Gina is more of a kickboxer type chick. So you have really expertise on both sides, but lacking on either one. ah yeah so Ronda's got to try and get in there and get takedowns and utilize her if she takes her to the ground I agree with that if it's a ground game I think Ronda will win by submission if they go to the ground but if they try to stand in scrap Ronda's going to take her if she tries to stand up and go toe to toe with Gina that was how Holly Holm beat her she just beat her up physically just beat her up
01:30:15
Speaker
yeah so And the same thing with... the and Fuck, Juliana Pena? Is that who it was? was Or was Andras? I don't remember. Either way.
01:30:27
Speaker
um Yeah, Ronda's going to struggle if it stays boxing. But if it goes to the ground and utilizes grappling and judo, Ronda's going to fuck it. she'll suffer her she'll She'll tap her out. There's no doubt in my mind on that.
01:30:39
Speaker
Nunez. Yeah, I'm into Nunez. Sorry. Thank you, Wally.
Controversial UFC Moments
01:30:42
Speaker
um Last night's fights...
01:30:48
Speaker
Dude, Sean Strickland, you give that man a mic and he's going to say some controversial shit. Because were prior to the fight, when he was asked about the Rousey-Gina fight, he said, maybe we can put him in a bra and panties. It'll make it more interesting.
01:31:05
Speaker
Because it's like two post-menopausal women battling for the top spot in the kitchen, is what he said. Oh, my God. Sean Strickland is... It's a good thing Dana White doesn't give a fuck what people say, because Sean Strickland is a PR fucking nightmare. Oh, he says some of the most outlandish, crazy shit.
01:31:22
Speaker
he is He is your stereotypical 60s, 70s Southern racist. Um... misogynist like believes that women have no room in the sport believes that he's so racist the fact that he looked at fucking the Hispanic guy yesterday and said for a Mexican I really like you right in the middle of the fight like dude is so racist that's wild ah but he's in he's got a style of fighting Chris and I were talking about that last night he's got a style of fighting I've never seen
01:31:57
Speaker
He stands perfectly up and down poised. There's no lean slouch or anything. He is perfectly poised up and down the whole time, chin up. He's very snappy, very intentional with his movements and such like that.
01:32:12
Speaker
So it was very interesting to see last night's fight. He did come out on top. He did win it. um So there was that. There was a lot of ah interesting knockouts last night.
01:32:28
Speaker
some guys that I thought were going to go good fight did not go good fight. who Did not go good fight at all. um They don't really have anything. I got to decide to pull the trigger on Paramount so I can start watching UFC again. i mean, there's a lot of shit on Paramount to watch other than UFC. Yeah, no, there's a lot of shows that and I would pull the trigger on that and cancel something without a doubt.
01:32:51
Speaker
I mean, I'll keep everything, but there's a lot of shows on Paramount that i that I used to have Paramount that I used to watch. Do you have Amazon Prime? What's that? Do you have Amazon Prime?
01:33:03
Speaker
it's not it's It's basically the same price, even with Prime. I thought you got it included with Prime. No, it's not included. get $1 or $2 with But...
01:33:14
Speaker
ah but Kayla said she would she be down to watch the fights too. Like I said, it would be something I'd throw on the TV while i was doing the shows on Saturday night.
01:33:26
Speaker
Yeah, so the next big fight that we've got coming up is UFC 326 for the BMF belt. The bad motherfucker belt, which is ah it's going to be Max Holloway and Charles Oliveira. Is that still wrapped around that potential carjacker's head?
01:33:47
Speaker
No, no, no. That's a different belt. Just belt anyway. Funny enough, have you seen the video circulating of the black guy that mouthed off to the old boy, old fighter boy about his wife and dude stuffed him in the face?
01:34:02
Speaker
hu Okay, let me pull it up real quick. My buddy Chris sent it to me. I gotta find it. This dude, this was the second time that this shit's happened to him. He apparently mouthed off to somebody about their old lady and got stuffed.
01:34:19
Speaker
And I can't for the life of... Here it is. um Let me see if I can catch the names real quick.
01:34:28
Speaker
Come on, Graham. Come on, Insta. thats um While you're doing that you Former UFC fighter Tiki Gossin starches disrespectful streamer Done
01:34:52
Speaker
john mc that seriously's it at done
01:35:04
Speaker
Done! So that black dude that got stuffed said i will fight any featherweight right now and beat any one of them.
01:35:16
Speaker
o Let me just inform you real fast. Well, I've still got a minute and Kayla is not bitching and screaming for us to get off.
01:35:27
Speaker
that I'm fucking with you, Kayla. Calm down.
01:35:33
Speaker
I'm sorry, it's not the featherweights. He said the lightweights. My bad. Let me correct that. It was the lightweights, not the featherweights. Where the fuck is it?
01:35:44
Speaker
It takes me a second. end
01:35:49
Speaker
So, in your lightweight division, you have Ilya Teporia, number one, holding the belt. Justin Gaethje, number two, the interim.
01:36:03
Speaker
Charles Oliveira, Max Holloway, Benoit Saint Denis, Patty Pimlet, Dan Hooker, dude, Fazeev, Michael Chandler. These are the guys that are in the fucking division, the lightweight division. This guy was like, I'll fight any lightweight and beat him.
01:36:22
Speaker
Hey, who is that guy? Is he a fighter or is he just a streamer? He's a fucking YouTube streamer. Oh, Jesus. That is the most stacked division in the UFC right now.
01:36:34
Speaker
And you just popped off at the mouth. and Bro, i will I bet you those guys would fight you with an arm tied around their waist. You could tie their dominant hand to their waist.
01:36:46
Speaker
They would probably still fight you. Jeez. Like, I couldn't believe. And that was the second time that black dude got stuffed by a fighter. damn Yeah, the second time he mouthed off and got stuffed by a fighter.
01:37:03
Speaker
You think... I mean, i might not be the smartest guy in the world, but... How much brain damage before you stop mouthing off to UFC fighters? I'm not going to pop off to... I don't care if they're a nobody fighting in a bar. They could be contender series guy.
01:37:26
Speaker
You can be a fighter in a cage in a bar in Podunk, Georgia. Correct. If you're a trained fighter, I'm not popping off at you. I don't care if I've got 150 pounds on you, except for Wally. I'm going to make that bitch tap.
01:37:45
Speaker
Yeah, well, Wally just said, fuck Rampage Jackson. i love The fucking memes that people make about him and his fucking online reactions about him, they're hysterical. Because everybody keeps putting him in memes with Diddy.
01:37:59
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. Oh, dude, that's so funny. Yeah, like, I'm not going to pop off to a to a trained fighter. and And if I do, and I get punched in the face for it, again, I'm not the smartest guy. My only hope at that point is that I don't get KO'd on that one punch so I can at least say he didn't knock me out. Because I guarantee you I'm fixing teeth.
01:38:19
Speaker
yeah I'm going to go, o you know I don't want to get punched by a professional fighter ever again because that shit kind of hurt. but Nailed it. Nailed it. I'm 44 years old. I don't want to get punched by some random guy in in a bar, let a alone. Yeah, I'm 39, almost 40 years old. I just don't want to get into a fistfight no more unless it's like dire straits and it's a situation where I simply can't shoot you and be done with it. yeah like i Like I got like five good fights left in me, maybe four.
01:38:51
Speaker
I just don't want to get punched in the face anymore. and i Listen, dude out of those four or five, I don't even know I'm going to win a single one of them. But you're going to remember the next day that we threw hands the day before. but that's a promise.
01:39:05
Speaker
But I don't know that I'm going to win. I'm getting old. I'm getting slow. I'm getting fragile. i you know I hate to break it to you. As we get older, it takes longer to heal. And shit hurts a lot longer. No lie. that's why I told Wyatt when Wyatt was told me in front of his Taekwondo instructor that he'd beat
Wisdom of Aging
01:39:24
Speaker
me up.
01:39:24
Speaker
Bro, no. I'm not going to fight you. I'm going to simply hit you with a chair and call it good. I'm not like, he's like, that's not fair. No such thing as fair in a fight, bro. yeah there It's not bolted to the floor.
01:39:41
Speaker
I'm swinging that shit. yeah I learned, I learned from Cobra Kai strike first, strike hard, sweep the leg motherfucker. Yeah. have Right. Strike first, strike hard, walk the fuck away. Cause I don't have the energy to swing that chair a second time. like, I'm done. Yeah.
01:39:57
Speaker
Like, fuck. Now Wyatt's getting even more cocky because he's learning how to use nunchucks. Oh, geez. And he does fucking great with them until he does it. And then he has a headache.
01:40:09
Speaker
Which he found out the hard way the other day. I've been there with Chucks before. I own a pair. I know how to use them. i've I've racked myself a couple good times. I've smacked myself. Yeah, but he's literally taking weapons defense classes at Taekwondo.
01:40:25
Speaker
So he's like literally being trained by a professional on them. And he's still cracked himself in the fucking head. And was he using his foam ones? Of course not. No, those are boring. Why would you do such a blast? Yeah, right. Oh.
01:40:42
Speaker
oh All right. I'll let you guys get going. I'm sure you've got 10,000 things to do. I have terrible Coke nose and I don't even do Coke right now. Calm down, Artie Lang. Bro, I'm telling you, man.
01:40:55
Speaker
um I got to go to the store. I got to go get a new pair tennis shoes for the gym because yeah all I got are flat sole Nike dunks. so And i'm not why I'm not trying to do that in those. i myself try pair I've been wearing the last couple of years. there They're whom they're their're nice shoes. The downfall about them is they're they' mesh.
01:41:16
Speaker
That's actually what i need because I need my shoes to breathe. Yeah, well, the problem is, and if you don't have mesh yet, and you'll find out, when it's raining out or if it's damp, those shoes... Oh, you dumbass. You take your stuff with you inside and change. i Don't wear them the...
01:41:34
Speaker
I wear my stuff to the gym. I'm not going to. I can't. I can't because I go, I'll be going in the ass crack of dawn in the morning. So I have to wear my work clothes to the gym change. This way I could change into my work clothes when I leave.
Indoor vs. Outdoor Work
01:41:49
Speaker
There's wiener gazers in there. I don't want them looking at my wiener. Not at 4 a.m. m But you're not even thinking about being conscious at 4 a.m. unless you're still up for a drink in the night before.
01:42:00
Speaker
ah This is true. And now that I start my new job, I get to actually sleep in. I don't have to get up at 5 o'clock anymore. Why? What are you doing now? I'm still doing maintenance i'm doing... going back to building maintenance. i'm going back inside.
01:42:13
Speaker
Fuck this weather. outside ah Yeah, too cold, too hot. um' Look, I told you, I don't know if I'm old, I'm grumpy, I'm sensitive, maybe all of three, but I want a nice, comfortable inside job. of our job like i got. What up, What's your hours now?
01:42:29
Speaker
8 to 4.30. So what was the hours job? 6 2.30. ah eight to four thirty so what was the hours at the last job when you just six to two thirty I think I'd like the 6 to 2.30 more.
01:42:44
Speaker
I would prefer 6 to 2.30 to be 100% honest with you. Then I can get out of work and go home and take a nappy nap. Yeah, exactly. I like nappy naps. Yeah, no, unfortunately, with the start of the new shows, Mondays, I'll be literally running getting in the door, shower change, set up studio, and get ready for the show because Monday show's 6.
Entertainment Shows by Glick
01:43:05
Speaker
What's Monday show again? Glick's driving. I'll be hanging out with actors actors, writers, directors, people in the movie and TV industry. Okay.
01:43:17
Speaker
like I created kind of like a like a Glick multiverse with my music show. So we're going to call it a Glick multiverse? Yeah, ah it's the Glick diverse.
01:43:27
Speaker
Yeah, the Glick diverse. So I have Glick's drive-in where I'm hanging out with people in the movie and television industry, ah which ah some people are extremely butthurt over this one, Glick's comedy lounge, ah where I'm just interviewing community. wouldn be Wouldn't be those that have the other...
01:43:47
Speaker
so Well, this is an interview style show. And then I have Glick's House of Music, but I'll be doing shows Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday now. Okay. Everybody, listen. Listen.
01:44:00
Speaker
He's not egotistical. He's just self-centered. Pretty much. ah No, i mean... When you use it control IRL, you can watch podcasts that you control. Yes.
01:44:18
Speaker
No, so I'll have our show. I'll be doing two shows on Sundays. I have our show, and then Kayla and I are doing a show. um we're it's We're calling it Beyond the Veil, but it's Supernatural, True Crime, Cryptids, Paranormal, all that stuff.
01:44:34
Speaker
Later, fags. Yeah. Ghosty-woasties. ah The ghost of the Ohio butt-tickling bandit's going to come visit Glyph in his sleep.
01:44:45
Speaker
ah No, it'll be... Yeah, and then on Saturdays, I'll be doing two shows on Saturday night. she sticks the name of the stone in your ass.
01:44:57
Speaker
Right in the ass. Shut up, Wally. You're not allowed to go anywhere. You're stuck. I own your soul, Wally. You can't go anywhere.
01:45:09
Speaker
oh that's funny. yeah so Yeah, man. I'm going to be busy here on that. Yeah, because you decided to fuck and fire everybody else. I haven't fired anybody, man. Everybody left on their own accord.
01:45:22
Speaker
That's because they suck. I'm still here. I'm still a fucking trooper. yeah You're here. Wally's not going anywhere. Brittany's hanging around for the time being. I i don't know how much... ah I don't know if she'll stick around or not. Why?
01:45:37
Speaker
yeah ah just don't get it. Why? why Wally, who do you have coming up tomorrow night? Your mom.
01:45:47
Speaker
He's to talk to her from beyond the grave. Maybe that's what you can do on your Sunday. you Have a conversation with your moms. Kayla does have a Ouija board. We could... ah Mom, what is your obsession with my car? Why are you... Mom, why are you so obsessed with my car? yeah Why can't do you just stay where we put you?
01:46:09
Speaker
Brad Talbot, nice. So, yeah, but no, we're gonna go ahead get ready to get out of here. I got to load up my car. We got to drive home, unload shit. i think we have to go to the storage unit and unload shit. But um thanks for listening. Thanks for hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. We talked a lot of sports, went on off on a lot of tangents. talked a lot of bullshit, too. yeah Our dumbass non-expert opinions over here. Listen to Chet GPT. They don't have a fucking clue.
01:46:37
Speaker
Yeah, tune in tune in tomorrow night. Wally's going to have Brad Talbot, local rough truck racer, hanging out on Speedway Stories. This Tuesday, I have James Luker coming back on Glick's House of Music.
01:46:52
Speaker
I don't know if a show is coming on Wednesday or if they're moving to Friday this week. We'll find out. Brittany and Snotty. I'm moving them to Fridays, and I'm taking over Wednesdays.
01:47:06
Speaker
for my For my new show. And what are they going to do on Fridays? The show that they do. They're going to talk about all things comedy. I think she's going to rename the show. Or I might have to do it. I don't know.
01:47:19
Speaker
Who's snotty? Other than me. Right now. I'm fucking terrible. She's a comedian. And her, I guess. Oh, I don't know allowed to say this. But I don't give a fuck. I'm going to do it anyways. That's her new man.
01:47:34
Speaker
He's a stand-up comedian. cool I think he's joining her on a regular permanent-ish basis, I guess. Wally, you need to get Cleet on your show. Cleetus McFarland!
01:47:47
Speaker
who Did you hear his fucking interview at Daytona, dude? Uh-uh. Oh, my God. he was he was flying around Daytona like a baldy.
01:47:59
Speaker
Nice. And then the first...
01:48:06
Speaker
That just said it to me.
01:48:15
Speaker
not just send it to me we'll get this is another word
01:48:26
Speaker
tried to go miss ri
01:48:31
Speaker
blue fronthand Blew the front end right off my hot rod. Nice. This fucking interview was amazing. Awesome. Yes, I don't know if they're doing a show Wednesday or if they're moving to Friday this week, but um and I don't know what they're going to call their new show. I think they're still going to go with hump day ha-has for the time being. it's not hump day.
01:48:50
Speaker
again um Yeah. and so And then Thursday, Wally in and Johnny. Well, walla Johnny will be with Wally on Monday as well. We'll be doing their thing. I don't know if they're doing Speedway stories or Cold-Blooded Conversations this Thursday.
01:49:05
Speaker
One of these days, my retired racing has to come up on Wally's show. And then, next Saturday night on Nonsensical Nonsense is the roast of this guy, hosted by Kevin Hawley.
Upcoming Roast Event
01:49:19
Speaker
Again? We're going to actually do the roast this time. I'm... I have Roastmaster set in place. I think Mo Dog's coming up. Rocky said he's going to try to be there. You're more than welcome to come up and be a roaster.
01:49:32
Speaker
I think Jedi's going to be there. Brittany's supposed to be there. I have my kids next Saturday. That's okay. They enjoy when Dad's on the podcast. What to say about Francis? Just calling you Francis alone is going to get Jedi six kinds of wound up. Yeah. ah We're going to start it right at the kickoff of the show. It'll probably be about two hours.
01:49:56
Speaker
then I don't know if going restart the stream after the roast or if we'll just take a real quick break and then come back into our normal Saturday night shenanigans. You need to get Remy to cut an ah intro voiceover.
01:50:09
Speaker
Right. he He needs to be, Remy needs to be like the MC. Yeah. The, the, uh, the, uh, uh, Tony Hinchcliffe of the night.
01:50:21
Speaker
That should be Remy. Yeah. That's what I, uh, I, I, I got my roast master, uh, Kevin Holly. Um, But yeah, we'll see what happens next Saturday.
01:50:33
Speaker
i don't know. We've only tried to do this roast of Glick like four times and they've all been epic failures. So we'll see if this is any different. But no, thanks for hanging out today on Unnecessary
Future Sports Discussions
01:50:45
Speaker
Roughness. And of course, next Sunday, Rick and I will be here fumble fucking our way through sports talk, being the dumb asses that we are. This will just be sports at that point because the football season is currently over. so we'll be talking about all things sports related. The foosball season is over until we talk about the UFL and the Columbus Aviators winning it all. yeah yeah By the way, Kenneth Walker III could be pre-agent at the end of the season for Seattle, even though he just won MVP.
01:51:13
Speaker
Because what a sense would it make to keep your star player. I mean, New England did it when they let Wes Walker go with his MVP, but whatever. Thanks,
01:51:25
Speaker
Caleb, for letting us go long. Appreciate you. Butthole. All right, man. I'm going get the flock out of here. I'm going to go get a pair of tennis shoes.
01:51:36
Speaker
Yep. I'm going go pack up the cars and get the flock on the road. Dos fadaños los biatches. Later, fag. but Later, fags. Quote Shakespeare, George Washington. i don't know who said it Later, fags. We'll see you all next Sunday. Check out the rest of the show's bio.link slash nonsensical network. All the links is there.
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