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Unnecessary Roughness: Sports Talk and BS
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It's Sunday and Glick & Rick are ready to give our non expert dumbass opinions on all things sports
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Introduction and Opening Banter
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We'll see you next time.
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We'll be right back.
NFL Talk and Predictions
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Just pacing in despair Sidelined straight with every call We'll be right back.
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Bye.
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Cultures pacing in despair. The sidelines shake with every call. Grit and grind, we can't find.
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Loud and true. Stains painted bold in two. Trash jobs lying left and right. Football madness here tonight.
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Unnecessary roughness shout. NFL's in town, no doubt. Crazy picks and wild predictions.
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Through the fight.
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Let me hit these buttons. I've got to hit these buttons. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Unnecessary and Roughness. This show where the takes hit harder than a blindside linebacker and the flags, they're always questionable. I'm just
Humor and Hygiene
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saying. That's what we do. We just talk shit.
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Grab a drink, talk some trash in the chat, get ready because it's time for a little unnecessary roughness right here on the Nonsensical Network. I'm Glick, and i don't know, you know, I'm always here. There he is. He's floating around in the atmosphere. He's got new buttons and voice that he's figuring out. over Yeah, um'm I'm getting to be a big boy now. I get to be a semi-unaccompanied adult.
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Yeah, we've left him unsupervised. Yeah, and I have to remember to hit buttons because I thought he was going to bring me but apparently he thought I was going to bring myself up. ah You you got every day he got buttons, man.
00:04:45
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you i Jesus, dude. Why is he whooping your ass? Bro, that kid has put me through it for the last two fucking days. I just i just seen your your... I was looking at your snap. It kind of caught me off guard I'm really like, I'm going to punch this intro, do this bring this show up. You see the fucking numbers on that thing? Jesus.
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Yeah, that's that's insanity. <unk>s But I felt good. Where's that big bastard at? Tell him to come and flex me. He's in the shower. He's washing his dirty balls. Yeah, wash your balls. if you're in there more than 10 minutes, you're playing and you're going to blind.
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Look at your Uncle Glick. That's why I wear glasses. That's actually fucking great. Shut up,
Fitness and Lifestyle
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Wally. Don't even say hi to me, okay? Yeah, fuck you, Glick.
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yeah Hey, Rick. This is Wally. Oh, Wally. I like this guy. Oh, yeah, my favorite non-expert dumbass is talking to sports. Yeah, buddy, that's right.
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So, yes, we were talking backstage. So Rick has Rick Rick, whether he wanted him or not. He now has responsibility to say I just got to check your fucking email. Check your fucking email and accept that shit, bitch. Okay. Here we go.
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that We were talking backstage. Rick's been hitting the gym, obviously. That's no big secret. Rick's on a yeah weight loss journey, going to the gym, not not smoking, not drinking. Well, no, you're still smoking. I still smoke, but I don't drink anymore. Not drinking anymore. We'll see how long that lasts.
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It's been since the first of the year. No. I mean, it's it's a good run, man. It's two months in. got to give you props. That's that's impressive.
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I haven't drank. I quit drinking, too. Till the next time you crack a beer. I quit drinking last night at about 3 o'clock in the morning. Cool.
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but I'm still feeling a little ah a little intoxicated. Dude, I ordered McDonald's, and usually that's like my go-to hungover. i took i took one bite out of the burger, and I was like, i don't even fucking want this. um I think I more wanted the Coke than anything else.
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Ew. Yeah. So that's gross. Shut your whore mouth. Dude, I don't drink it. I don't even know why we're friends. You don't drink beer. You don't drink pop. I used to drink plenty of beer.
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ah i just You know, these last eight years, I'm really starting to question our friendship now, right? I mean, it's because I got a big old belly.
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Hey, I'm kind of cute in this new background picture we got. I look pretty. yeah yeah right um I'm over here playing around. We look like some certified studs, bro. I mean, I'd fuck me.
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I mean, calm down, Buffalo Bill. but but but Where's my lotion, bitch?
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So, any hoosies. Yeah, welcome down to Unnecessary Road to Zero, the Nonsensical
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Network. If you're not already, give us a follow, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. Like, share, subscribe. Do all that fun shit.
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Share some love to the network. We're doing big things. Lots of things happening, man. Lots and lots of things happen. I'm pulling triggers left and right. Yeah, some some of those triggers are resulting in the axing of certain, like the unaliving of certain members, it looks like. Well, not necessarily unalived, but definitely ah at the end of the all I did was create more work and work for myself because now I have to bottle feed that baby. so Yeah, but now at least I know how, like, if you're not here on a Sunday, I can fire off the show.
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You know what I'm saying? Like I could run a show solo if I wanted to. Yeah. Not that anybody wants to listen to my stupid ass do most of the talking. but I'm actually watching the Indy race in St. Petersburg right now. right and yeah I did have a TV back here. I don't even know what's on sports wise. There's actually the combines on.
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If you want to talk about that. ah The NFL combine is already happening. Yeah. It's been a start happening yesterday. I thought that was like, um,
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jesusz i come by The Combine's happening and Wyatt informed me yesterday. Hold on, let me pull up the text to massage because he shared a little bit of information with in me yesterday.
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um
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Where is it? eleven and He just told me. well Yeah, he just told me. Nothing again? about to fucking lose my shit on the USPS.
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No. um A quarterback with a vert jump, the prior record was 40.5, set in 2003.
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It was broke yesterday with a 43.5 vert jump by a quarterback, and he didn't tell me which fucking one. Well, Wyatt, get your shit together, bro.
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That's almost a four-foot vertical jump. It's not like we can even use... it Yeah, i know. That's damn near four feet. That's like that motherfucker could jump up and kick me square in the chest from standing position.
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I'm sorry, what? Also, why get your shit together. If you're going to give... you're going to produce sports statisticss statistics, to judge at least know who the fuck you're telling me about, bro.
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You can't even use the excuse that your sister used because, unfortunately, you're not pretty, buddy. yeah Also, I'm going to talk shit from Ohio because I know you're big ass.
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He's fucking... I'm not going to... Bro, that kid is getting fucking ripped. Yeah. It doesn't even take... If he takes martial arts, he's already fixing the whoop your ass at some point. So, so so so it's he's two belts short of being a black belt.
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Okay? And now on top of regular defensive martial arts, he's taking weapons classes with martial arts. So the motherfucker can spin a set of nunchucks and knock himself the fuck out. Imagine what he can do to me.
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So, i like I said to him, ah you are your fear the nunchucks because you won't get close enough because i will just shoot you first. Just shoot you in the kneecap. Correct.
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So, basically, when when he mans up and decides to take old old pops out in the yard, don't call me because he's want both of us. Does it make us look great? Yeah, he's going to take on like three of us at a time be like, fuck you bitches. um We got Wally. Wally's a cage fighter.
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And now he says that he's going to start playing football again. So I'm like, okay, so now you're just going to even, you're going to intensify your fucking teenage balls producing testosterone to the max degree. yeah And you're going to walk around and you're so this week alone, he worked out at six o'clock in the morning, Monday, then at Taekwondo Monday night.
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Worked out from 4.30 to 5.30 with the football team Tuesday. Worked out at 6 a.m. Wednesday. Had Taekwondo Wednesday night. Worked out 4.30 to 5.30 Thursday.
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We did not work out Friday because we could hear quick enough. Worked out Saturday with me and Sunday with me. So the kids put in eight workouts this week alone. Damn. Shout out to Wyatt. Like I said.
Sports and Youth Participation
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Yeah. Shout out to being 14 and having that level of energy again. I know, man. i'm trying I can't believe he's 14. I forget that Wyatt and Cash are are really close in age. yeah um i'm trying we've been even Even my daughter, we've been trying to talk Cash into getting into so some sports. and i want him to I want him to at least try. You know what I mean? even though he doesn it He loves watching football and hockey and stuff like that.
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But I'm like, just try. I want Very expensive sports for him to try to get involved in. Very expensive sports. You think? I thought I locked the door to the fucking chat and I lied to myself. now cal yeah ah but I was doing so good at learning the new buttons and everything like that, but I didn't hit the lock button.
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well mo dog calls her kaylee that'd pretty
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leave the door unlocked and the riffraff lets itself in the fuckings ah ah no and my real yeah yeah yeah at least he called you by your own name speaking of as a caller well mod dog calls are kalee badby brand pick good car digging of ah Speaking of the NFL, dude, did you see the other day the NFL released the 2026 report cards for all 32
NFL Analysis and Critiques
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teams? You guys are fucking terrible.
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Well, we're not the worst team. ah so But you guys are terrible. Yeah, the the result or the report cards are based off of like everything from ownership to treatment of families, food, dadadada, stadiums, everything else. ah the You know who came in like dead ass last?
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Who's that? The Pittsburgh Steelers. Doesn't surprise me. Well, actually it does. I would have thought Philadelphia would have been worse. No, the yeah well, I mean, Pennsylvania, it's basically the same thing.
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yeah The Pittsburgh Steelers got an F for treatment of families, home field, an F-. minus How do you get an F-? minus Well, their field is trash. You see how often the rips up and it's always muddy. You ah you also have to understand, like and and and and and this is where I'm going to stick up for the Pittsburgh Steelers with their field.
00:14:46
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They are one of the only teams in the NFL where Fridays, high school football is played. Saturday, college football is played. And then Sunday, if it's game. All on the same field?
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All on the same field. It sounds like somebody needs to invest in some schools so they can build their own fucking stadiums. It sounds like the entire state of Pennsylvania should be just be wiped off the map.
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Can we find a way to put it inside of California and then float both of them the fuck away? As long as we put the Kentucky Bengals with them. They can go on a part of it. I'm sure we can find out. We can put them in Tijuana with the Sinaloa cartel.
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Okay, that's where the background image says. What's up going on at Hance? Tell my movies. Except it's more like Hatfield and McCoy's joined forces to fuck bitches and eat bananas. I don't see any bananas in that picture. They did get a... The Pittsburgh Steelers did get a...
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Did get a B- minus and a B for food, dining, and nutrition and dieticians. Their locker rooms got F- minus for the locker rooms. ah So isn't Hackenshire Stadium a really old stadium too, though?
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ah Is it relatively new? yeah they would i know it's changed names about 100 fucking times. yeah but No, they just they just built that not too long ago. they i think i think maybe years ago.
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Hey, Siri, how old is AccuSure Stadium in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania?
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What the fuck ever? I don't care how you find it. Just fucking just tell me the goddamn answer. you'll work It was built in 01. It's years old. It is an older stadium.
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but um I mean, not in good it probably needs, I don't believe it's had any massive upgrades since it was built. No. Like Soldier Field has gone through, God, how many facelifts?
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Yeah. The same thing with the Ralph in Buffalo. Yeah, but Soldier Field also like 100 years old. Yeah. just keep putting It was built when shit was built right. Yeah, they just keep doing, they just keep doing quote unquote plastic surgery.
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Yeah, facelifts. yeah know You give it a facelift every few years. There's a fucking lady walking down the street right now talking to herself, carrying a cat carrier and a bucket.
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i mean I fucking love where I live. there so people out here Rick brick lives in the hood. actually no I live in a fucking trailer park. furniture but People are fucking goofy.
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So I have some football news to go with your problem. Speaking of that, speaking of the grades real quick, your beefalo bills. We got an F in something and I can't. off field yeah Our field was given an F. Your field was given an F, but you guys are getting a brand new stadium, right? yeah yeah but Yeah, brand new stadium. But I don't know why our field was given an F because I don't think our field has ever fucked anybody up, though. You you got an overall ranking of 16 out of the 32 teams. So we're right in middle.
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but That was your lowest rating. Everything else is like A's and B's, dude. like mean, you got an in playoff appearances. I just made that up, but you guys... I figured you You guys have a why in playoff appearances. Why do you bother trying? you guys also have in parentheses down here, it says Josh Allen is...
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Patrick Mahomes, bitch. I don't know why it would say that on ESPN. I don't either because Josh is Pat's daddy during the regular season. so It's like there's switches on each other apparently. yeah um my My Cleveland Browns, they are ranked 30th overall. Of 32 teams.
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Yeah. ah But you know who's dead last? That's the Pittsburgh Steelers. That's all that matters. But like they got they got a B- minus for home field game or home game field, which Brown Stadium is pretty nice. Cleveland Browns Energy, whatever they call it now.
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But they're also getting a brand new stadium. They're getting a dome in Cleveland, bro. I know. I don't know how feel about that. I feel wonderful. cleveland Cleveland's been a lot like the Bills, and they're one of the teams that has always utilized the cold weather to their advantage. But you know what? As a fan, I've i've been up to Cleveland Browns Stadium in fucking October in that stadium when it's 60 degrees outside of the stadium and inside the stadium it's like 20 degrees because fuck Lake Erie. Yeah, right.
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I get that. and So I do have some football news to go with your football news.
Sports News and Opinions
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Ooh, football news on football news. The Vikings have informed Aaron Jones yeah and Javon Hargrave that unless they're traded, they will be released of the start of the season.
00:19:41
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What are the Vikings doing, dude? Kayla and I were just talking about that this morning. I was, cause I seen the break. I seen the breaking news thing and I'm like, hoop shifting asholes that last year dropped Sam fucking Darnold for JJ, which I like JJ.
00:19:55
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I think JJ, it's definitely different it's proof that he's not on Sam Darnold's level. His career. I think JJ will have a pretty good career, but Sam fucking Darnold leaves and goes, not only did he take the Vikings to a playoff and then they cut them, they get rid of them. And then the sumbitch goes and wins the Superbowl.
00:20:15
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put the mic In your face, you stupid bitches. In your face. Yeah, pretty fucking much. um Also, i mean did you watch your Elimination Chamber yesterday?
00:20:26
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I did. so we he up chicago school Chicago's still rocking. Chicago's still fucking partying. So we can talk about that a little bit. Yeah, we can. I did see the picture that CM Punk put on the internet today with the two belts around him while he's butt-ass naked like Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch did. Fucking classic CM Punk right there. I say butt-ass naked. He wrestles in his Speedo normally, so he might had his little undies on. But either way, fucking hysterical.
00:20:56
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Yeah, that was... I'll tell you what, man. In Chicago... And home field advantage for AJ and Punk last night. I mean, you had to know it was going to happen.
00:21:09
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they Oh, yeah. they they They both had great matches. But, God damn, they're still partying in Chicago. Oh, I guarantee you they are I'm surprised they didn't tear the roof off that fucking place. When when CM Punk successfully defended his title and AJ came out and they celebrated together with their belts. Like, man, that was awesome. I love those two. I think that's my...
00:21:32
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that's my What? What'd you do?
00:21:39
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I think that might be my favorite wrestling couple. CM Punk and AJ Lee. I'm sorry, AJ Lee and AJ Lee's husband. Right. um So here's one for you as a big Blue fan.
00:21:52
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You guys suck. um The Spartys. Oh, Jesus. Thompson. Blazes at the combine for a 4.26 in the 40.
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Jesus.
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Sub 4.5 is like fucking impressive. Sub 4.3 is any team's going to watch you for short burst runs. Yeah.
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Like you're going to go, if you can produce that on a regular basis, Buddy, every team in the NFL is going to try and pick you up for some reason. the Yeah.
00:22:37
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Speaking of Michigan, number three in NCAA basketball in the country. relevant cause It's not March Madness yet. I mean, leading the Big Ten, going to win another Big Ten championship.
00:22:48
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awful You know, it's it's it's it's tough to be a dominant team in all sports across the Big Ten. But, you know, somebody's got to do it. Not all hero not all heroes wear capes, my friend.
00:23:01
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Oh, and because the NFL makes enough fucking money, we go went ahead and raised the salary cap to $301.2 million dollars because all you stupid fucks that pay for the NFL Sunday ticket are contributing to this, just so we're clear.
00:23:16
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Not me. I can get all the games for free. Or you can bootleg your shit illegally like the rest of us fucking criminals. and qui um ah umm gonna I'm going to you all on to something, all right? i may not I may be wrong for saying this, but you download a little app.
00:23:31
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It's called Dofu. D-O-F-U. You can watch every sport in the world for free. Sometimes I watch bullshit sports that I have no idea what's going on in Japan. Why? Because I can.
00:23:46
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I heard he he messaged me that he was watching Highlight. Who knows what the fuck that is? I don't even know what that is, but I was watching it. Exactly. He just note had giant curved sticks and balls flying around at like a hundred fucking miles an hour. Yeah. Although it's probably currently on hold because Dubai is currently getting blown the fuck up. Yeah. But whatever.
00:24:05
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I've watched Roller Derby on the Dofu app. I'm not even mad about that. That's pretty slick. That's a badass. When tried to bring back like 15 years ago, they tried to bring it back real hard. Yeah. The chicks were out there fucking trying to kill each other.
00:24:16
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That's an intense sport, man. don't know. I don't understand the point of it, and I don't know what's happening, but those chicks are badass. They're trying to kill each other on rollerblades. Yeah. Those chicks are badass. I wouldn't want to get a net skating rink at the end of What else do we got NFL-wise? Oh, Jerry Jones said that the Cowboys are going to spend some fucking money in free agency this year. And still not do anything.
00:24:39
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Correct. And still. see I did see somebody mark the Jerry's World as the headquarters for the U.S. president, so sir Iran would know to blow it up.
00:24:53
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I didn't see that. Nice. That was pretty solid. Yeah. Speaking of the Cowboys, they did clear cap space by restructuring a dipshit and, and, and their quarterback, Dak Prescott and TD lambs deals. They restructured them. So they got more room. So yeah, like what you said, um what else is, uh,
00:25:19
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No really else is going on in the NFL. like I didn't realize the combine since started already. I thought that I could actually put it on right now if I want to do. i'm at but i think never I'll probably put that on. hangham Also, in other NFL news, shockingly, the Saints have not heard from any other teams as they're trying to trade off Derek Carr.
00:25:40
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What? I mean, you know, I know where you can come here. I mean, you might as well. joined the revolving door of quarterbacks. That is Cleveland Browns. Who's this motherfucker?
00:25:51
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We're the Cleveland Browns. Spencer Fano for O-line from the Utah Utes runs a 4.93. Nice. ah Hockey's back. actually tied Oh, big hockey fucking news.
00:26:08
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Hockey's back after...
Hockey Highlights and Nostalgia
00:26:12
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How about let's, let's do do we want to get into the first cool part or do we want to get into the second cool part? Well, what are your cool parts? Why were we off of hockey for a while?
00:26:21
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ah Well, that's because team USA, both men and women's team USA hockey were too busy. I'm not letting the rest of the world. kicking ass and taking names suck one two-time world war champions and one two three four-time gold medal winners in the fucking hockey whatever because one of those gold medals is in the four nations league yeah i'll take it for four so we're two then four then fuck the world in hockey because america we are a hockey
00:26:58
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Not you, Canada. We took your sport away from you. You keep your maple syrup and that's all you fucking get. You can have your Mooses and Mount Me hats and maple syrup. That's what you get.
00:27:09
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we'll We'll take your beer and your hockey. Yeah, and you can keep your ugly women, too. yeah Talking to you, Alana Smoarset. Yeah, buddy. lost on You're slower than shit, bro.
00:27:22
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he Sam Hackney. Yeah, hockey is back. um the What the fuck is happening?
00:27:33
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So, with hockey being back, the Buffalo Sabres, red fucking hot Buffalo Sabres, last in the conference a month and a half ago, currently sitting in third, I believe.
00:27:50
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Second. Beat the Tampa Bay Lightning six to two yesterday. sitting in second place now like come on with it youngest team in the nhl most inexperienced team in the nhl absolutely smoked the fucking lightning last night and unfortunately my uh my My jackets.
00:28:20
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Don't worry, Mammoth are doing bad for Wyatt, too. Yeah. they um Before the break, we're on like a fucking hot streak. And since then, I've come back on a two-game losing streak since the Olympics.
00:28:35
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But that's all right. That's all right. New coach. Turning it around. We'll get our shit back together. The LA Kings just fired and hired, too. Yeah. The...
00:28:47
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Blue Jackets are currently in fifth place.
00:28:53
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They're just outside of the me playoffs.
00:29:01
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Wild card. And the Penguins are sitting in second place. I love that, like, this is this is what I love about, like, hockey. You have your, quote, unquote, traditional hockey placements.
00:29:15
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yeah New York, ah ah Detroit, um a lot of the a lot of the northern teams. you know um But your teams in the east that are sitting atop are Florida, Tampa, Carolina, and Carolina.
00:29:36
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Warm weather states. Yeah. do i mean And then the fucking Vegas golden showers. Why are they so good? Why are the Vegas Golden Showers so good?
00:29:48
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Well, that's what happens when you draft. Yeah, but theyre they've been in theyre therere they've been in the league now for a minute. They should be sucking at that point. I told you. They can choose bagels, bro.
00:30:00
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Those chichis. Those chichis. Also, the Mighty Ducks are in second place and the place. They're not the Mighty Ducks. They are the Mighty Ducks.
00:30:12
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They were not allowed to use the Mighty Ducks name. They don't have to be just the Anaheim Ducks. They're the Mighty Ducks. They're not Mighty. They were not allowed to use Mighty. little less than Mighty Ducks, but they're Ducks.
00:30:24
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Anaheim Average Ducks. they're They're the Mighty Ducks. Anaheim Slightly Above Average Ducks. Where's the Flying V at, Anaheim? Where's Coach Bombay at, Anaheim? Doesn't he have Parkinson's? No, that's Michael Fly. know they're trying to drink a beer somewhere. No, that's that's that's McFly. Not Coach Bombay. Oh, not Estevez. My bad.
00:30:49
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He's still alive, right? Who? Bombay or Marty? Estevez. Oh, yeah, he's still alive. Okay. Him and his dad just did a movie together not so long ago. Yeah, his dad's surprisingly still alive. He has a dad.
00:31:01
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Well, we all have dads, whether they're there. I should know this. ah Martin Sheen. No. Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen are brothers.
00:31:15
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Why do they have different last names? I don't know, because Emilio thought he would be cool if he was like, I'm i'm an Estevez. Those aren't even similar American names.
00:31:26
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Yeah. but I don't know where he is. This is my son, Charlie. He's got HIV, does drugs, bank suckers. This is my son, Emilio. Emilio Estevez. What up, boy?
00:31:37
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What up, boy? Jesus, you big son of a bitch. I know he's a fucking monster. He's a monster.
00:31:47
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No wonder he's fucking a fan of the Utah Mammoth. The kid is a fucking mammoth. I don't even know how to spell his goddamn name. Emilio. No, not why. Emilio. E-M-I-L-I-O.
00:32:01
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but ye am i l i owe I figured i fingerd it out. God, he's years old. fucking what Jesus. You're lying. No, I'm serious. She's 60 goddamn three years old.
00:32:14
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Well, we're I'm almost 40, so that kind of makes sense. He was married to Paula Abdul for like two years, bro. I don't know how i feel about that. Paula Abdul in the early 2000s when she did American Idol could caught it.
00:32:28
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This was 92 to 94 they were married. She was still really hot. yeah Yeah, Martin Sheen is dead. Okay. he So I don't know where the Estevez comes from because only so his his he his the only brother who has Martin Sheen's last name is is Charlie Sheen.
00:32:48
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He's got a brother that's Ramon Estevez. He's got a sister that is Renee Estevez. And he's got an uncle that's Joe Estevez. Why is his last name Sheen then?
00:33:02
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His last name's not Sheen. His last name is Estevez. Charlie Sheen. Because Charlie's weird, bro. Yeah, but why is Charlie as Sheen and Emilio as an Estevez? I don't know.
00:33:12
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See, I'm not... What
00:33:17
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are you about? That's a player. Oh, yeah. feeling oh yeah It doesn't say. why Why is your fucking name Estevez? of jet why her Wyatt comes to me and he goes, did you know?
00:33:33
Speaker
There's a player in the NFL named HaHa Clinton Cox. I said, no, it's HaHa Clinton Dix. But you were close. Almost. Just a little outside. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Why are we talking about the rest of us and Charlie Sheen anyways? We're supposed to be talking sports.
00:33:53
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Charlie Sheen's a drug addict. and he there yeah He's got tiger blood. Yeah, pretty much. There was no need to more eggs. Yes, there We only had those in. we started talking about the anaheim but they used four they were talking about the flying bee and the mighty dicks i mean ducks they're not so mighty because anaheim does not allow them to use mighty in there the smash bros or whatever they call themselves the two guys remember the smash browns yeah dean portman and what was the other guy's name i can't remember what the other guy's name was one was dean portman
00:34:33
Speaker
The Mighty Dubs.
00:34:41
Speaker
Fulton Reed, right? Fulton Reed? Yes, that's what it was. Dean Portman and Fulton Reed. The Smash Bros. And then kenneth Kenny Yu went out there and tried to do it too, if you remember.
00:34:58
Speaker
The little Asian kid. Yeah, the little Asian kid. Julie the Cat Gaffney. Yeah. Dean Portman. You're so fucking mean, dude. You're dick you're fucking up the whole meal.
00:35:14
Speaker
He said I'm not toasting your bagels. Fuck you, dude. Yeah, eat your bagels. Learn to do the wave drill.
00:35:24
Speaker
i see point where's Where's he going? He's got oh has he got like a job interview or a fucking date? homeboys got I don't know why he's got the super shirt on today. He's like, I knew i was going on camera today, Dad. I got to look my best.
00:35:38
Speaker
Oh, he slipped. a ah any yeah any yeah Anything going on in the world of UFC? of um important Yeah,
00:35:50
Speaker
actually there is. There's a couple of big fights coming up. Okay. The BMF belt goes on the line next weekend.
Combat Sports Insights
00:35:59
Speaker
but Who's fighting the next? Max Holloway, who currently holds it, and Oliveira, who is trying to get it.
00:36:11
Speaker
I did get my dates wrong. Why? Thank you. we know that who who Who currently holds it? Max Holloway. is that the is that Is that the dude that beat up the carjacking? No, that was Justin Gaethje. Max Holloway took the belt from Gaethje. Is the BMF belt, is that something that you, do you win it and defend it, or do you just is it just like a... You defend it, like a regular belt. Okay, so it is like, I didn't know it was like a, you know, like like in WWE, and I know this is two different things, but they do the Andre the Giant Rumble, or Battle Royale.
00:36:44
Speaker
And he wins the belt. There's no defending, so I didn't know if it was just like an accomplishment to earn. china This is a battle. This is a belt that's in the lightweight division. You have Max Holloway, who's twenty seven and eight against Charles Oliveira, who is 36-11. How do they decide who for that?
00:37:07
Speaker
who who who competes for that Well, the guy that holds it and then somebody challenges. So, I mean, yeah. So, so it's essentially set up like every other belt. So, you know the lightweight belt, is and there is no actual lightweight belt. Oh, okay. Okay. The lightweight belt is the BMF belt.
00:37:25
Speaker
Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. I don't mean to sound stupid or anything like that. No, no. That's fine. That's fine. I haven't followed UFC in forever. so Yeah. So, the lightweight belt is actually the BMF belt because the lightweight division is probably the hardest division in the UFC right now.
00:37:42
Speaker
um it is tennis what is like What is the lightweight weight class? What is that? Now you're going make me use the Google box. I mean... Come on. You follow this shit. Where's Wallet? I don't know the weight classes, though.
00:38:03
Speaker
Um... So there are 12 weight classes. You have the flyweights at 125. The Bantamweights at 126 to 135. The featherweights, 136 to 145.
00:38:17
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The lightweights are 146 to 155.
00:38:21
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Then you have the welterweights, the middleweights, the light heavyweights, and the heavyweights, which are 266 to 265. Those was lightweight, those, those, um,
00:38:32
Speaker
Like two of those guys are one of me. In what? For the lightweights? Yeah. Yeah. And then the women have four. They have the strawweight, flyweight, bantamweight, and featherweight.
00:38:45
Speaker
thank Women in sports is not even a real thing. ah i bet I bet you wouldn't say that to any of the UFC chicks that fight. I bet you I would. I just said it. yeah right yougainst swo and I say I'd like to see you tell Amanda Nunes that she doesn't belong in sports. I was going to say, I know the amania Amanda Nunes and Holly Holmes and Gina Caranos and Ronda Rousey. Isn't there like a... Ronda Rousey's fighting Gina Carano in May.
00:39:20
Speaker
I know. I'm gonna watch that fight. i want I hope it stays up on their feet because I want to see Gina just batch her. She will fucking devastate Ronda if they stay on their feet. Yeah. But if Ronda gets to use her judo skills, Gina might fucking be tore up.
00:39:38
Speaker
Isn't there a chick that fights in MMA like the Karate Barbie or something like that? who What did you say? like a Karate Barbie or Kung Fu Barbie Jiu-Jitsu Barbie or some shit. and not isn't that Isn't she a fighter?
00:39:52
Speaker
Maybe. I don't know her name. I'm going to put this in my Google box and I'm probably going to get a whole lot of shit that I'm not really looking for. You're going to see a lot inter-Burby pictures. Oh my God. There's an actual karate Barbie and out there. Fuck you, Barbie. You can't do all this shit. This guy's
NFL Combine Highlights
00:40:11
Speaker
terrible. Garrett, you're The Gregorio O-line from UCLA is bad.
00:40:19
Speaker
Here's Jennings Dunker from Iowa. Fucking amazing red-haired mullet. Giant red mustache. Yeah, he fucking s slipped badly. They're going let him do it again.
00:40:35
Speaker
Right now, the NFL Combine is a whole bunch of people nobody cares about. You say that, but it's really not. That dude's got some fucking legs, bro. He's got this amazing red-haired mullet, dude.
00:40:50
Speaker
Well, he's from Iowa.
00:40:54
Speaker
and
00:40:59
Speaker
Damn. fali allli alllioxen free from Xavier Worthy currently holds the 40-yard dash record for wide receivers. No shit.
00:41:11
Speaker
Yeah, 4.21.
00:41:17
Speaker
4.21. It almost got broke today with a 4.23. That's your wide receivers. Oh. Chris Johnson has a 4.24 running back record.
00:41:32
Speaker
always like I miss the days of quarterbacks running like sixes and sevens in the 40-yard dash. Now these fuckers are all running four-somethings.
00:41:49
Speaker
Yeah, I need to. Did you put some mayo on these or no? Here. if No. You got room on that. You got whatever side the cheese wasn't on. Dude, that's unnecessary, man.
00:42:01
Speaker
Why would a defensive end be running 4.3 in the 40-yard dash? I don't know, but some of these guys are fucking... I'm watching these O-line guys currently doing these these drills and...
00:42:18
Speaker
Nobody is running a five. Like, everybody in every position is for something. Wrong. OL is running in fives. No. Dude.
00:42:30
Speaker
In the combine? I just watched three offensive line guys run five ones to five one threes. These are the all-time leaders, top performers.
00:42:42
Speaker
You've got 4.71 for an offensive lineman.
00:42:47
Speaker
what He got a whole list of fucking guys that I mean, oh out of Michigan. ah
00:42:56
Speaker
Taylor LeJuan, he ran a 4.8. Oh. Back in 2014. Oh. ah The Toronto Armstead in 2013 ran a 4.7.
00:43:06
Speaker
That's pretty good. the the are the toron armsstead and two thousand and thirteen ran on four point seven that's pretty good I mean, it's not as fast as me, it's pretty good.
00:43:20
Speaker
I mean, really? what did you remember I was out there this year a couple times just flying around the field. My fucking hair was on fire and my asshole was catching.
00:43:30
Speaker
Yeah, I forgot about that. You were out there for the... Let's see what this center can do. For the Ohio State soft eyes.
00:43:42
Speaker
Man, I was out there flying around getting a dub, though. Getting a dub. I missed it in the Indiana game because I was on vacation and at what happened. Motherfucker.
00:43:52
Speaker
Where were you in the Miami game? um I was in Florida, but I wasn't allowed to go to the facility. i have ah have a record with Carson Beck already.
00:44:04
Speaker
You're ineligible to play. Yeah, I was not allowed there. but You're missing the conversation. I don't know. They got back to Ohio State and they they had to ask Super Saiyan to show him on the doll where Miami hurt him.
00:44:19
Speaker
Yeah. Well, and I wasn't there to help him with that either. And so he pointed at his vagina. and now that everybody in the Big Ten thinks we're a bunch of trans athletes. I mean, it's not that far-fetched.
00:44:34
Speaker
I'm not trans, thank you. You Hey, I'm not going to misgender you. I got to tell you, bro, I was fucking dying at the gym today, speaking of trans. Not that these people were trans, but this is funny.
00:44:47
Speaker
So Wyatt and I are working out. We're at Plano Vendez, right? So there's a guy working out on the Smith machine next to us. And he turns around and goes to walk away.
00:44:59
Speaker
And he has the red SS lightning bolts on the back of his neck.
Humor in Everyday Life
00:45:06
Speaker
which if you know anything about history hello so to add insult to injury and to show through planet fitness inclusivity about 30 feet away from him is two homosexual mexicans working out together too
00:45:26
Speaker
and neither one of them bothered each other at all and it was just entertaining because i looked at wyatt and i was like you got this guy over here And these two guys over here.
00:45:37
Speaker
And this is kind of entertaining right now. This could turn into a shit show. Because if he's truly that way, there's no rhyme or reason to walk and fight.
00:45:49
Speaker
I mean, maybe maybe he's changed his ways. Maybe he's seen... I mean, he got a good job. he works for Georgia Pacific, so I'm thinking he did his time and got the fuck on with his life. Yeah.
00:45:59
Speaker
Either way, it was entertaining to say the least. If you want to get rid of those tattoos, we discovered yesterday that you can come to the mall here in NERC, and there is a there is a tattoo laser removal trailer in the parking lot of the mall.
00:46:14
Speaker
I'm not going to lie. That doesn't sound necessarily safe to me. That was my thought when I'd seen it. I'm like... i need Might need to pass on that one. I'm like, you know, I don't don't know that I'm going to have a tattoo removed from a trailer in the mall parking lot. Correct. It seems a little sketchy. It feels like... i' gonna be just like I'm going to be giving a little nappy nappy and then I'm going wake up my asshole's going to hurt.
00:46:45
Speaker
Well, you do have the Ohio butthole tickling bandit up there. so because No, Wyatt. I don't go around researching butthole tickling bandits, so I don't know what he looks like. The fact that you and your buddies do is a little awkward for me.
00:47:01
Speaker
Don't let your dad lie to you. He definitely researches that. There's a reason why your dad's no longer allowed in Ohio. That's not fair.
00:47:13
Speaker
Springfield has a place to get great donuts. I can't remember what the name of it is. And good pizza, too. and I can't remember what the name of that is either. But um that a place you' not really since we've already cleared most of the sports talk and everything like that, how did last night go?
00:47:29
Speaker
How did last night what go? Your show. oh last oh Oh, there was no roast. I mean, there was like a partial roast. There was no roast. Everybody got scared. Let's be honest. Everybody got scared. Nobody wants to roast me. They want to talk about it, but they don't want to smoke.
00:47:41
Speaker
Bro, I'll tell you that you're fucking tired any day of the week. Well, I got called a tart a lot last night. That's nothing new. that's mean That's par for the court. If I actually sat down and put together roast, I have no quorums against fucking... There's no... like I have no holds barred. yeah we We're talking about exes. We're talking about and the great streaks in a beard. We're talking about work. like I've got the fucking skinny.
00:48:08
Speaker
am going to do here? ah Yeah, no, it was... ah I mean, i mean they still we roast each other every Saturday. I know. I mean i know. it was ah It was, unfortunately, that my roast master, he had that he wound up having to work.
AI and Comedy
00:48:24
Speaker
And then when I messaged everybody, everybody kind of bailed out. Rocky showed up like midway through the show and was using chat GPT to put roast in the chat. I'm like, what are you doing, bro? And then he showed up on panel and was fucking with the panel and giving everybody seizures, moving boxes. and let's Let's be real.
00:48:43
Speaker
This is why we don't truly have um actual comedians that run any shows. No, i'm i'm I'm the closest thing to an actual comedian on the network.
00:48:56
Speaker
Yeah, and you and I are both, and we're just a bunch of dumbasses.
00:49:02
Speaker
AI told us that. we Not that we needed AI to tell us. Chad GPT roasted us, or Grok, or whatever he used, roasted us better than any of them. We're going to do it. That's a goddamn fact.
00:49:14
Speaker
We might be dumbasses, goddammit, but wheeling with our picks and our non-expert opinions, we match up pretty well with the quote-unquote. You've got to go make whole new one. It's okay. Go make a new one. I'm not mad at that. No, make a new one.
00:49:26
Speaker
No, actually, but all all in all, last night was a great show, man. We had a great panel. um a lot We had a lot of new faces come up on the panel last night. why You still need to eat something.
00:49:39
Speaker
Make a shake, then. Eat something, boy. Well, he dropped his fucking bagel off the side of the couch. like an pretty heitus Pick it up and eat it. There's there is two fucking tray tables sitting here, and he sat it on the arm of the couch, and it fell off the side like an idiot.
00:49:55
Speaker
He can still pick it up and eat it. He's holding his plate tipped. Five second rule. No. just it's The shirt fucked him all up. The shirt's fucking me up. I don't understand why he's... Is he wearing like... Tell me he's got at least jeans on with it or is he just got like basketball shorts on with it?
00:50:15
Speaker
He's got jeans on. Okay. What's he all dressed for? figure out how much we want to make fun of you about your shirt.
Fashion and Family Dynamics
00:50:20
Speaker
Why is he all dressed up for? Bro, what do you got to do? are you dressed up? This so much shanky, man.
00:50:26
Speaker
That's what we're going to call it. It was stylish on Queer Eye for the straight guy, too. Yeah. You're sitting at the house on a Sunday afternoon. What do you have to be stylish? He's going to go hit on that lady who's talking to herself, carrying a cat carrier. The one's carrying a cat carrier that is talking to herself. Yeah, Wyatt's going to flirt with her.
00:50:41
Speaker
Weirdos. Well, girl, how you doing? My name's Wyatt. I play football. but I like to go to the gym. I also play a mean guitar. Yeah. i'm not gonna lie he's getting really good at his car he knows he's got quite a few songs that he knows i'd say probably 90 why did they give joey logano hair in this commercial he doesn't have any fucking hair i was gonna say who the fuck is joey logano but i forgot he's a race car yeah yes car um he's got most i'd say most of the songs that wyatt knows he knows this banana yeah why couldn't you are you just making a protein shake with it yeah um
00:51:22
Speaker
He knows about 85 to 90% through. he His ADD really fucks with him. o because Because he learns a song and he hits it. He plays it like six times and then he gets it once good.
00:51:38
Speaker
And then he's like, okay, new song. And it's like, dude, you haven't mastered that song yet. But okay. Like if that's what you want to do, that's what you want to do
NASCAR Updates
00:51:50
Speaker
God damn. When did NASCAR start?
00:51:54
Speaker
This is the third race now. Oh, there are only three races in. Yeah, they're not far in at all. really They got the Duramax. What? What the fuck? what am i what What the fuck are you talking about?
00:52:07
Speaker
It's the Cup Series, right? but Yeah. Yeah, it says march Sunday, March 1st, 3.30. Duramax, Texas Grand Prix, powered by Reliaden.
00:52:20
Speaker
Circuit of the Americas in Austin. Yeah, they're running in Texas today. Well, maybe. There was a fucking terrorist shooting there last night. Wait, what? Yeah.
00:52:31
Speaker
I want to know the previous races. I don't care about upcoming races. There we go. Results. Come on, NASCAR.com. Get your fucking shit together. Make your stuff easy. I'm retarded.
00:52:42
Speaker
Oh, Tyler Reddick driving a Toyota is the leader. but That's because he won two races in a fucking row. That's fucking qualifying. That's like not even Oh, I don't like this NASCAR. This nap NASCAR. I can't. Wally, where are you at? You're the motorsports guy.
00:52:58
Speaker
come and Come and talk to us. Come and tell me what's happening. Oh, here we go. Stand-ins. That'll help. Hey, fucking Bubba Wallace. Bubba Wallace is a fucking douchebag.
00:53:11
Speaker
Is that the black guy? What? Is that the black guy? Yeah. the the and three that you he them like The Wallace's?
00:53:21
Speaker
Just a random. So Bubba Wallace is probably not even his real name. It's probably like. No, his real name is Bubba Wallace. Who the hell? and he's He's done nothing but make a scene since he got into the NASCAR. Yeah, he's definitely got white parents.
00:53:39
Speaker
He races for MJ.
00:53:44
Speaker
Doesn't Tyler Reddick race for MJ too? Okay. i didn't even know Michael Jordan owned a team.
00:53:52
Speaker
That makes sense. They are both. And they've won the only two races this season so far. Yeah.
00:54:03
Speaker
Tyler Reddick has won the last two. Okay. Oh, so their season's literally just kicking off. I don't fucking know. Yeah, this is the third race of the season. Oh, fuck. Chase Elliott's still racing? What do you mean still? The kid's not even 30.
00:54:16
Speaker
He's been racing for like 25 years. No, that his dad Bill Elliott used to race. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville. Yeah, I don't know Bill. I know Bill. Chase has been racing for like seven years.
00:54:32
Speaker
I mean, he won the Xfinity Series Championship in 2014. It
00:54:39
Speaker
it must have been his second season. and I thought he was racing. I didn't think he'd been racing that long. oh I know Joey Logano. I know Chase. I know. Brian Blige.
00:54:49
Speaker
Oh my God, you and your fucking brother both. My kids are fucking idiots, dude. They both have dropped their fucking food. Peyton dropped it outside. Wyatt dropped it inside. They're both fucking morons. you know You know you can take them to a fire station and drop them off with no questions asked, right? Can I still do that in their teenage years? Yeah, I think you can do that up until they're 18.
00:55:10
Speaker
okay thank god Ohio ohio and the field carolina now has... You have stuff. Ohio now has like... At the fire stations, they have like ah little like boxes. Do you guys want to go on a field trip to the fire station? No.
00:55:27
Speaker
yeah There was a lady that was talking about it on... Because apparently you guys are retarded and I can drop you both off there with no legal trouble and they'll take you. The longest that any baby ever been in four minutes and 21 seconds. You love response time with less than a minute of getting them out of there But it looks like a fucking microwave on the side of the building.
00:55:45
Speaker
I don't know. I think it sucks that people ought to do that, but it's still great that they can do that and have that option. It's better than leaving them in dumpsters or giving birth in a toilet and leaving it there.
00:55:58
Speaker
Or dropping them off in Crack Narnia like Buggy did with her twins.
00:56:05
Speaker
My daughter had twins and she left them in Crack Narnia. I'm not going to be able to play outside. Now that that's on the internet, that'll be fun. I have no idea what we're talking about, but okay. Yeah, because people can't differentiate satirical comments from real life.
00:56:22
Speaker
I don't even know that's a real word, but I feel smart saying it. Satirical. It worked for me. no so we can We can hash it out in the in the back in the background.
00:56:37
Speaker
Anything else going on in sports now that we haven't really talked about sports at all in any way, shape, form? Nope.
Baseball Season Begins
00:56:46
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Baseball's back. Baseball is back.
00:56:49
Speaker
Let's go Reds. <unk> to blame right now The only team in Cincinnati that matters, the Reds. true story. we'll keep We'll keep them. We'll keep them. They're fine. We'll claim them.
00:57:00
Speaker
Not the contention. You had one before the gym both days. Was I sleeping? You're fucking chode. We have bread. What are you trying to make, Peyton?
00:57:14
Speaker
Put it on regular toast. Yeah, it's all toast. Toast it, butter it, and put it on there. The Reds and A's are playing today. Titter jalapeno bread.
00:57:25
Speaker
bernie and this father I've seen a thing, Rick. Okay, I've seen a thing, Rick. um Sports kind of related. People being stupid. woke um but mean Actually, it looks pretty good.
00:57:40
Speaker
I've seen a meme the other day that said, this is okay. Dip it in the dip in the fridge. This is okay. And it had the Chicago Blackhawks logo, the Kansas City Chiefs, the Florida State Seminoles, and somebody else.
00:57:54
Speaker
i then And then decided it said, not okay. Cleveland Indians and the Washington Redskins. Yeah, figure that out. Make it make sense. Yeah, it doesn't. Never will.
00:58:07
Speaker
Make it make sense. Washington football team. I stand corrected on my yeah on my fastest run in the 40. It was not Michigan State University.
00:58:18
Speaker
It was MSU being Mississippi State University. Oh. But when they put MSU, what fuck are you going to think automatically?
00:58:30
Speaker
Madison. shrinking up
00:58:34
Speaker
Goddamn. All you kids do is eat. I've been watching them make food for the last hour. They both dropped it. Make them eat it off the frown.
00:58:46
Speaker
Fucking idiots. We say it every week. It's a good thing she's pretty. I don't know what his excuse was. Well, he's your son. Wyatt, look at your dad. That's your future. That's what he said.
00:59:01
Speaker
ah came from you. Oh, nanny hoos. What do we got to do today? We got shit to do today. We got to go to the mall. Ew. Ew.
00:59:15
Speaker
ill We got, well, I don't. Kayla has to, before I say we, have to try on dresses for vacation. Where are you going?
00:59:28
Speaker
Florida. South Ohio. Southern. but we're leaving We're leaving Ohio to go down south to southern Ohio. You're going to southern New Penso, Ohio, Virginia Island.
00:59:42
Speaker
Yeah. No, yeah well end of March. End of March, we're going down to Cape Coral.
00:59:49
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know. All I know is that there's there's a beach calling my name and alcohol calling my name and we we rented a drop top Mustang.
01:00:03
Speaker
so Where are the kids going to be? At their mom's. Fucking kids. Wow. No, this was ah Taylor's sister and brother and I'll go on
Travel Plans and Legal Issues
01:00:20
Speaker
vacation with their neighbors every year right so we we got we got invited to go with them so or know were you already gonna go to that was I was I just the like I guess you gotta come by yeah third wheel oh no called and made sure that we knew we were invited because they wanted you to come oh yeah they wanted me to come after the first freaking time event she's the third wheel
01:00:42
Speaker
sympathy That was a sympathy wanting you to go Well no so we're going down there No I think we we we were talking about Maybe this summer trying to Maybe go down to South Carolina with the kids Driving or flying Oh fuck I'm driving You're driving to Florida Yeah we're driving down What are we having dinner ah Where are we stopping at We are stopping in Georgia somewhere Buddy buddy yeah You're going 10 miles from me We're staying the night in Georgia
01:01:13
Speaker
and Then we're going to the next day and finish the drive. I live 10 miles from the interstate. From what interstate? 75, the one you're going fucking come down. Look, man, I ain't driving.
01:01:25
Speaker
Who's driving? we won't have a car until we get there. her brother look You guys suck. Well, you know what? If we're only 10 miles from where you're at, I'll call you when we get down there and stop for the night. And there's like a bunch of restaurants right there by where we're at.
01:01:38
Speaker
You got to tell me where you're stopping. I don't know. Well, you probably might ought to better figure it out. Because if you're stopping south of Atlanta, you're not coming down there. i'll i'll do i'll do you I'll do to you like you've done to me the past couple times you've come up here. Oh, hey, I drove right past you. The difference between you and I is I roll through at like 5 o'clock in the fucking morning. And we can go get breakfast. Bitch, you ain't even close to awake.
01:02:06
Speaker
ah Yes, I am. It's been Saturdays or Sundays. Look, I'm awake. I just ignore your text until like 8 or 9. And then I'm... but Every morning I roll over at like 5 o'clock, 4.30. I'm like, oh, Rick's alive. I'm assuming through this conversation, Kayla's already sending a text to find out where you're stopping.
01:02:26
Speaker
She is she's the too literally is. She's on her phone. So I'm just killing time until she gives me an answer. Yeah.
01:02:38
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know many times you were like, oh, I'm driving through Ohio. oh yeah. Where are you going? I'll go to Buffalo. you're driving right by. Yep. Just drove right past. I see the sign that says Newark that way. Fucker. Huh? Valdosa.
01:02:50
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fuck
01:02:56
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huh valdosa That's all the way down at almost the state line on the south side. Yeah. I don't know. We're stopping at like five hours. That's legitimately almost five hours from me. You're fine. You can drive. You can take the trip. It's not a big deal. No. What day are you guys driving down?
01:03:16
Speaker
What day of the week is it? ah third product 27th. We're leaving. 27th. Are you leaving Asscracker Dawn early or what time? Yeah. 4 a.m. early. Like 4 a.m.
01:03:29
Speaker
So I might actually stop you. I know for a fact you're going to stop at Bucky's. shouldn't that Because everybody stops at Bucky's. and it's well they wanted They wanted to. they wanted to to go there But i and her nephew ah said something about it. And then I popped off with,
01:03:53
Speaker
why? Nobody wants to go to Boosies. Oh, Connor doesn't want to do it. You'll end stop there because you can get really good barbecue and fuel and i um everything in there has a price tag on it, literally even the pictures in the bathrooms.
01:04:11
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yeah Everything in there is for sale. it's it's yeah The only reason that it's fucking trendy and popular is because of TikTok. It's not even that fucking good. Stop it. Actually, their barbecue sandwiches, they're fucking amazing. Yeah, it's it's stupid expensive. they're fucking They don't even have a station. I guess they're putting a Boosies in Ohio at some point. They're not even here yet. No, they're Texas-based, that's why.
01:04:32
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I was already bitching about it because they're already trying to sue an Ohio-based convenience store for copyright name infringement. And I'm pretty sure this convenience store has been around since before Boosies was around. Either way, I'm sure you... The name of the store is Mickey's.
01:04:51
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It's Mickey's. How is that a fucking copyright? I'm sure you'll end up stopping at Buc-ee's in Calhoun, which is one exit north of my house. I don't know where we're... The problem is if you're leaving at 4 a.m.
01:05:05
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from Columbus area, Lexington is five hours, so that puts you at Buc-ee's around noon.
01:05:14
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ah Ah, there is middle of a work day. What is it? You don't do sometimes when I have to do necessary roughness, it's because you fucking deserve it.
01:05:25
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Yeah. And when it's unnecessary, I probably tripped and fell into you. yeah they yeah books Also, here's your answer also, you sit at a desk, bro. You go to expos all the time.
01:05:37
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You don't even do anything anymore. You office jockey. You fucking desk nerd. nerd
01:05:47
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You used to work for the man. Now you are the man holding us down. You're not cool anymore, bro. You changed, man. i I actually was out in about all week this week, too, funny enough. Yeah, you were like, what, next? I was Wednesday, Thursday.
01:06:11
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But I had to run out Monday. i had to run out again on Friday because I to go help a driver with a skill issue. Jesus. So. but so All right, homies.
01:06:26
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We'll stay in touch through this fucking field trip you're going on. Yeah. Field trip. Yep. But hey I'm going to jump over here. eat and i gotta get a shower shit like that so yep we're gonna we're gonna go we got some running around to do when we gotta to come home we got the new show tonight man oh yeah i probably won't watch it yeah i don't fuck you too but but but but listen i don't need to listen to a couple of fucking
01:06:57
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schmoozers talking about isn't this like a relationship show no it's paranormal and true crime and oh i thought this was fucking a relationship show my watch it i mean relationships end in death paranormal activity somebody gets haunted and and yeah the same bro Yeah, I'm the guy that you should come to for relationship advice, of
Network Announcements and Personal Style Debate
01:07:23
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all people. let me yeah Let's go down that fucking road. Yeah, right? um
01:07:31
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No, speaking of the new shows, new shows kick off this week. Tonight, Beyond the Veil, Kayla and are doing our show. That's why thought it was a fucking relationship show. Yeah, no. Tomorrow night, the Glicks Drive-In, I got got an actor, Charlie...
01:07:47
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Donato, I think is his name. How he's pronounced his last name. I could be way off. He'll he'll correct me tomorrow. That's going to be cool. Got some stories. He's been acting for a long time.
01:07:59
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And then Tuesday, Glick's House of Music. ah Got Mason. Shit, I forgot his name. He's a Cleveland guy. Anyways. But also tomorrow. Tomorrow is the first time we'll have back-to-back shows in one night.
01:08:14
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Because I'll do my show and then right after me is Wally. And then Wednesday, i have my new show um with Kevin Hawley, supposed to be my guest. I'm going to be interviewing comedians, Flick's Comedy Lounge, ah which apparently ruffled a whole lot of feathers on the network. Don't get the fuck over it.
01:08:34
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And then Wally's again on Thursday, and then I think maybe possibly Friday. I don't know. Brittany and Snotty will be doing something. I don't know. We'll see what happens. Maybe. Maybe. Possibly. i don't know. And then, of course, Saturday, ah we'll be back for Unnecessary Roughness. Or not Unnecessary Roughness. For Nonsensical Nonsense. And hopefully Saturday afternoon, my my son will stop being a lazy bum and actually want to do his show so we can talk some wrestling.
01:09:03
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And then Sunday, Rick and I will be back doing what we do. Whatever it is out here. I don't know. I've yet to figure out what we do around here. Dude, we don't know what we do. But after that. We don't do shit.
01:09:14
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Who? You. I don't do shit. I'm the laziest son of a bitch on the network. At least somebody called it out and I didn't have to. that I really need to reevaluate our friendship.
01:09:32
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It's there. This is why we're here.
01:09:36
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Anyways. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. Of course. Y'all have a good time. and We'll be back next Sunday for The mother stupidity and dumb debauchery. and I'll send you pictures of my dresses.
01:09:50
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I'll send you pictures from the dressing room today as I'm trying on my dresses. You can tell me what looks best for Florida. mean I need to see Kayla's pantsuit also since you're wearing the dress and she's wearing the men's clothing.
01:10:05
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I'm going to send you pictures every day down in Florida of me and my flippy floppies because I know how much you hate them. Who hates what? You and your disdain for flip-flops, flippy-floppies.
01:10:17
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Gross, dumbest shits ever for guys. I'm wearing them every day in Florida. hope you carry your balls in your fanny pack while you're wearing them, too. Maybe I do. They'll be in my purse. They're in her purse. Let him carry them in his fanny pack so he has at least a little bit of fucking dignity.
01:10:36
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I would rather he wore Crocs than Flissy Floppies. less last Beginning of last summer, we were doing a show and I was like, whoop, whoop. Flippy Floppy sees the look of disgust he had on his face. It's just terrible. like like like what I The only thing that gets worse than you wearing Flippy Floppy if you're wearing Birkenstocks.
01:11:02
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I got my Flippy Floppies and my cargo shorts. Did you go get your fucking mani-pedi first? Hell no. Let them dogs out. You don't need you don need that fucking Sam Squanch-ass Big Toe trying to cut off a fucking child's knees. Oh, full-on Sasquatch feet, man. Taking out fucking four-year-olds at the knees with lacerations and stitches.
01:11:26
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Yeah, fuck them kids. Yes. Anywho, let's get the flock out Get that man in check. so but yesterday was Yesterday, we were moving furniture, and I'm just i'm just like swinging catch couches and stuff around by myself.
01:11:44
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And her mom and sister are out there, she's like, yep that's my Squatch. Good night. All right. We'll catch you you you fuckney fucking fuckers later.
01:11:57
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didn't want to be too offensive to Kayla because she's all right my book. so i've I've done reconfigured your brain with the flippy floppy conversation. I can't with you, bro. I can't.
01:12:11
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course, always swore I'd never wear Air Maxes, and here I sit in a pair fucking Air Maxes right now. Hey, I'm telling you. Try them. You got to get the toes in the car. That's not going to happen. You have high fucking hopes if you think I'm going to wear the shoes. got it, bro.
01:12:23
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I'm telling you. that Life changing. Life changing. Life Life changing. Not happening, him bro. Don't knock it until you try it, man. Oh, I'm knocking it because I'm not trying it. I'm just saying.
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Fucking bitches.
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