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00:00:04
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Bye.
Introduction and Guest Introductions
00:01:28
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What's up, everybody? Welcome to another edition of Speedway Stories. Tonight's a special night. I've got two guests. One's previously been on here before. It's my buddy Cory from We Broke Garage.
00:01:43
Speaker
What's happening, Cory? And then we got Mr. YouTube Money himself. No, just kidding. Jimbo Finchner from Penny Pinscher's Performance. Of course, the asshole is nowhere to be seen.
00:01:58
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Other than a car. Hey, how much is he going to pay before I come back?
00:02:03
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There he is. Why don't I have no fucking sound?
00:02:10
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Check your media
00:02:16
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Be like my phone the the other day when we did that test session.
00:02:21
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Can you hear me, Chris? I hear you loud and clear, Jimbo. Oh, yeah. It's just Cory muffing up.
00:02:29
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I swear, man. i don't yeah you You're not muted, nothing. You
00:02:36
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hear anything, Corey? He's getting pissed. He's going to throw his phone next. He's getting crash two of those bushes together and Stone Cold's on his phone.
00:02:47
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I am getting pissed. yeah Can you guys hear me or no? I hear you just fine. Yeah, I can hear you. I am getting pissed. what Can you guys hear me or no?
00:02:59
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I hear you just fine. Yeah, I can hear you. ain't got no sound on my phone.
00:03:05
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That's weird, but I hear you're lagging off the computer. I ain't got no sound on my phone. Yeah, you can hear the sound off the computer, but it's lagged out. That's weird, but hear you're lagging off the computer.
00:03:17
Speaker
This is stupid. Well, everybody knows Corey from We Broke Garage. Tonight... Drop me out, Wally, and let me see if I can fix this real quick.
00:03:30
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Don't worry, Corey. I'll carry the torch here.
Jimbo's YouTube Channel Journey
00:03:38
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Jimbo, welcome to the show, man. I appreciate you coming on here, dude. And it took you long enough to finally do a YouTube channel, asshole. After all these times I've been up to your shows at Marion that you put on back in the day and stuff, man. I know you but was busy doing that stuff, but still, you should have had a channel a long time ago. I should have did it back in the day. I should have. Imagine how much content I would have four years ago, you know?
00:04:01
Speaker
Can you hear us now? I can hear you now. Can you hear me? Yeah, and kind of, sort of. but But yeah, Jimbo, you should in a way, i mean, dude, the content you had, especially from Up There at Marion, fuck. Right. you'd have You'd probably have done hit the million million and subscriber mark with the shows you used to put on Up There and stuff, man. Either that or been canceled, one of the two, but it would have been a good ride. yeah You wouldn't have been canceled. You'd have been good. but Some of the shit that was going on with YouTube back then, yeah, you'd have been golden. Yeah. It helped that he was selling dick pics out of the back of the fucking pits over there, too.
00:04:38
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Yeah. you why Didn't you tell me he had a pepper shaker to make it sneeze and tweezers and a magnifying glass to do that with? Yeah, he sticks his finger up his ass and yells snake. Don't let Corey lie. I'd spread my cheeks and he'd blow in my butthole to make it look bigger.
00:04:57
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if If you want, Jimbo, go ahead and introduce yourself, even though I already pretty much did. Tell us what got you into the hobby and everything else here on the channel. You get me on I kind of like this. I'm not going to lie.
00:05:11
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So I'm Jim, all of me. I'm fat, but I fit in race cars. And... I don't remember how I got into cars. I don't i don't know. i just i just like
Passion for Racing and Family Sacrifices
00:05:21
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cars. Oh, okay. Here we go. I got it. A lot of Crisco. When we were young, or when I was young, sat jony we couldn't afford cars.
00:05:29
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like we were Me and my mom were barely getting by. And I remember the first time she got a car that had an airbag, I was like, dude, these things are these are wild. I couldn't believe how how much... I think we went from a 79 Plymouth Veloury to 93 Dodge Colt. and the technology that had changed in that time period from those two cars got me instantly like hooked on vehicles i kept telling my mom i was gonna own cool shit someday and uh i still haven't owned cool shit but i'm trying you know what i mean that's a that's a fucking lie the cool i've known you though over the years the own you've had some pretty badass rides man yeah i got like ptsd from selling a couple of them though so like i i don't really i just kind of forget that i owned those things because i miss uh would one of them happen to be a musta uh
00:06:13
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oh No. edge no you miss a new The Corvette was like a bucket list car. and that that one was That was awesome. and I had to sell it super quick to blame it on worse. I'm just not set up to keep cool shit like that. I don't have a bunch of money in. so I got that car and like two months later, a real bad deal happened with my wife's daily driver blowing up. so I had to sell that thing and try to help her out.
00:06:39
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The sad part is, man, that we got to do what we got to do to keep our our families going and Everything else, even even if it is getting rid of our dream cars or anything like that, man. ah Trust me, I've been there a few times with some of my projects.
00:06:52
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I've had to get rid of them to put food, either food on the table or pay a bill. I agree. At the end of the day, it's just a hunk of metal, but it sucks to see some of them go. Oh, yeah.
00:07:04
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um Yeah, back in the day, like I said earlier in the thing with Jimbo, then this man was one hell of a promoter, especially for True Street stuff. Real True Street street cars for racing.
00:07:17
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You want to fill them in on a back... back so yes Yeah, I guess... i my first ever the first ever time I was at a track was at Marion County Raceway. My buddy Jimmy brought me there. And...
00:07:31
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It was like his favorite place to be. And Jimmy died in I think like 2010. And I'd always go there still. Even when I wasn't racing, I'd still go there just because that was kind of like our spot. And when everybody was saying the track was going to shut down and all that jazz, we had kind of like a little bit of a street racing scene. So i was like, dude, I'm going to do what I can to try to keep this track here. And I started by me and a couple of friends just had an arm drop race. And it was...
00:07:58
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but remember what month it was. It was, it was like October or November, but there was snow on the ground. We had to drive cars up and down the damn place to get it to where we could have a race on it. And
Street Racing Scene Insights
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i that was like the beginning of it all. And then if you fast forward five or six years, we were having, uh, well,
00:08:15
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pretty good no prep races there honestly i would say some of the best no prep races in ohio uh it was doing good the track was the track was uh making money on it but unfortunately there wasn't multiple programs the bracket racing uh just wasn't doing great and there you know the one thing with the track you can't just rely on one program to do stuff you can't rely on that to pay the bills you gotta have multiple things going on and uh It didn't work out, and now we don't have that place no more. But I tried. I promise I tried. Well, I mean, and that's the thing is like and I went to quite a few of those that you had, and, dude, that place place was packed. sad part is there was a lot – there was a couple copycats here in Ohio. Oh, absolutely. but i Honestly, dude, I –
00:09:01
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but okay I guess I'm all about copycat stuff, honestly. like The only thing that would really offend me is if someone like took the name of one of the events. But if you can go out there and host a race and do something good for your local track, use whatever works somewhere else. You know what I mean? That way you know that you're going to try to make some money. ah it it the racing especially on the promotional side the racing just the whole racing game is it's a dog fight for real i mean it is what it is you can think of it however everybody can act like they're getting along but behind the scenes there's 50 people at yeah at each other's throats you know what i mean and i can only imagine it's gonna kind of deal with water under the bridge
00:09:48
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so corey i'm gonna bring you in on this oh um yeah So how did you and Jimbo originally meet? Was it through mutual friends or was it through one of his events?
00:10:01
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Through one of his events, I do believe. No, dude. No. No? No, we met because you bought a 351 Windsor off me and never came and picked it up and then told me to go ahead and auction it off and give money give the money to the Blaze thing.
00:10:15
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Oh, yep. That's right. <unk>s I think that's actually how we met because then you were at the Bring It For Blaze fundraiser that we did. Yeah, but we had we had been to a couple of your races before that. Yeah, but I mean, I don't think we actually talked until, like, i don't think we were actually talking normally until then.
00:10:31
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Yep, I agree with you. I try to forget all the shit that I bought for that Mustang. What's that? I try to forget about all that shit that I had to buy for that Mustang. Yeah, I try to...
00:10:44
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i I remember when you when you were like, I'm not going to make it up there for a couple weeks. Don't worry about it. Just sell resell it and put the money into the Blaze thing. and ye That's when I was like, dude, Corey's a pretty good dude. yep We came up there. we've actually We actually even got a picture of Blaze and Amber's Mustang.
00:11:00
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yeah the The red convertible Mustang that's Amber's. I do remember that. yeah that was the That was a really good time. Really good time. we still ah We still have a sticker on the inside of the inside door of the enclosed car trailer.
00:11:14
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I still got to like my, my biggest memory from that is like, we were all done. I, I asked like Corey Malone and those guys to come down from Detroit and bring their cars. Just so, you know, if you're, if we're having like a track side car show, it's cool to see shit that you don't see every Friday night. yeah And not only did they come down, but like, I remember midway through the show,
00:11:37
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Corey and them came walking up and handed a wad of cash and said, go give that to that pot. And like, that was, that was really cool. There, there was, there was, that was, that whole thing was a good time. That whole thing was awesome. Yeah. And actually blaze, um, blaze selected Amber's Mustang for one of his plaques too. So we've got it hanging up on the inside of the trailer also.
00:11:55
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That's cool. That's cool. She was real excited. that She actually cried on that one. Yeah. I remember, I remember seeing it on Facebook and stuff. I actually didn't get a chance to make it up to that.
00:12:06
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not only deal when it was going on, I was stuck at work. I wanted to be there for that, but but yeah, it's it's another question for you Jimbo, what's the fastest
Street vs. Track Racing Debate
00:12:17
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you ever been? And I'm not talking the street.
00:12:20
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We'll leave the street out of this one right at the moment. I mean, I was i was low fives at Marion, and i don't I've never really gotten a good quarter mile pass, to be honest, because the car was just would barely keep the motor in it. you know So um i I don't remember what the fastest that ever. I mean, that that car I'd say at the car's motor would handle it. I don't know, man. I don't know.
00:12:45
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i don't know. We'll just go with that. Low fives. I'll tell you what, i meant and Corey can vouch for this, your shows met a lot of awesome fucking racers that came and supported your shit, man.
00:12:57
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yeah there're A lot of them. There was a lot of good people that were you know pretty genuine to the programs. I mean, and then especially towards the end. so ah The last year i had told Kevin that I was going to get out of promoting and try to get back into racing. I was really just missing. Promoting was taking it out of me. It was, it was kicking my ass. And brand i don't know what, dude, for anybody that's watching this at races,
00:13:26
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Go up and thank the promoter. Like a lot of these guys, if they do even if they do make money, I know some of these guys make a lot of money, but these normal guys that are doing small track stuff, even when they do make money, they're not making hardly shit. Like this is a labor of love and a lot of racers will say things and they'll come at promoters sideways and make them feel like what they're doing isn't appreciated. And I don't think that's how they mean it. it's just how it happens. you know? And right so at the end of a race, if you had a good time, go find the people that are putting that thing on and thank them for, for doing that. Because there's like some of my other friends from D team, Mike Batdorf James Lizer. And, you know, Chris was doing it there for forever. And, and I'm sure they can relate to it when it's like you, you go home after the race and you're happy that it was a success, but it's,
00:14:16
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it's towards the end of it, it was really hard. Like you you questioned if people were happy with what you were doing. And then when it all came to an end, that's when you get all those messages, man, I wish you still did this, man, I wish these races were still going on. Well, you should have been like that when they were going on because it would have helped a lot, you know?
00:14:32
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like these are nick It could have saved that track, in my personal opinion, as popular as that shit was getting and stuff. The downfall of the track, yeah the downfall of it does have a part to do with me. I told Kevin the year before we closed that it was going to be my last year. i think it was 2022.
00:14:49
Speaker
And i told him that was going to be my last year. That's why I started the, the no prep or the Marion no prep series was like a point series. The reason I named that the Marion no prep series and not battle the 28th, like we'd always do, you know, that, that race kind of came famous with that track.
00:15:05
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And I named it that because I wanted them to be able to carry that on and do it themselves when I was racing, you know what i mean? And I think the problem was, was there wasn't money coming from other avenues and And it really scared Kevin, Katie and Kevin off. Like, what are you going to if that, if that money alone right there wasn't coming in, everything's tanking. People are going into financial devastation. You know what I mean?
00:15:28
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It was a complete shit show. And the reason that I was burnt out is because damn, some of them racers are hard to deal with after a while. It's, it's, it's, obsess that especially that the battle of the 28th, man, that was, you know, you had,
00:15:44
Speaker
You brought in some of the baddest of the bad for that fucking series, that race every time you put one on, man. Yeah, dude. I mean... Not even going to bullshit about it. Like some of the cars that would frequent that are cars like Sherm Baker, Corey Malone, i Raggedy Ann, Billy. link you going up Yeah, these cars these cars are some of the baddest cars in the country right now. And they were, in my opinion, a lot of them were kind of getting their shit together there, you know?
00:16:13
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So it's awesome what they're doing too. well i said that I've never said that publicly. It's so cool to see how good those guys are doing. Like, yeah yeah Sherm has some of the baddest ass cars I've ever seen. If anybody's ever seen you know his truck or his Chevelle and shit, like that is some of the best looking shit money can get. like That is it. That is that fucking stepside this that step side is nasty. that thing I remember the debut of that damn thing and i'm like and then finally i got to see it at Pacemakers.
00:16:42
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Didn't get to see it at Marion, but he came out to Pacemakers with a for Chris's ordeal and I'm like, fuck, that is gorgeous. And then the Chevelle, of course. That thing, oh my God. That is badass. My first race at Marion, uh...
00:16:55
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i It was super cold. Like I was saying, we had snow and stuff and nobody could hook, like not a single person. And everybody was saying like, we're not going to be able to race. Everybody's almost crashing. Sherm Baker literally pulls the step side out of the trailer, goes up there, does like the boy scout thing. Like, you know, where's the air coming from?
00:17:14
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He puts that fucking thing on the bumper. And then I remember us all turning around being like, no, I don't think it's the track. I think we all just suck. like This dude's out here showing everybody how to do it. And then, then of course, you know, now that,
00:17:28
Speaker
He's got Bill's son helping Kenny tune in that thing, man. Jesus Christ. Both the truck and the car. Holy shit. That's how a lot of these guys are. Look at ah well mission look at CJ. CJ is i mean c j iss an absolute animal. and CJ has been an animal for a long time. Don't get me wrong. like CJ is the type of guy that can... ah put a number on the track and then go right out on the street and put the same number. I mean, his shit is just set up. And the sad part is he's like you. Before he started this channel, everybody he had a name for himself.
00:18:02
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But as soon as people – he got YouTube started and got his, you know, the name out there. That family got their name. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. yeah And they're they're doing great. oh That's an awesome YouTube channel to watch. I mean, that heat he always has some good stuff to watch. And then you got Billy.
00:18:17
Speaker
No secret there. Look at him, dude. He's Billy's the man. Who's Billy? Billy's the man. He's got such awesome cars. I mean, he's hanging out with some of the coolest ah race car influencers in the country. Like you can't, you can't know what he's out there doing.
00:18:33
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ah You know what Billy used to be, right? Do what? You know what Billy used to be. That was before he legally make his own decision. I don't want to hear it. because we We know you love bracket racers.
00:18:48
Speaker
What's up, Zach? How's it going, man? yeah Yeah, I don't count that, honestly, man. Billy ney was years old Leave that out of this.
00:18:59
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apparently i'll tell you what hit really that's coming to his own is fucking Tommy and his girlfriend Allison I mean they wow Tommy's such a good person too like outside of YouTube Tommy oh yeah yeah if I message Tommy and I have YouTube questions and stuff he will usually get back to me immediately and try to help me figure out like I can't I can't even sit i have no many or I have no clue how many times I've messaged him about stuff but I'll ask him about cameras and about which editing programs and just stuff that he doesn't not have to answer this stuff. You know what i mean? And he makes sure to take time out of his day. And we all know that Tommy has to be ridiculously busy with his just the editing alone. I mean, I think he's editing for multiple channels. so
00:19:43
Speaker
Yeah. sure Yeah. He's a good he's a good guy. for I almost called him a kid. He's not a kid anymore. He's still kind of a kid in our eyes as young he He's a kid to us, but he's not a kid now. Yeah. Zach, I will.
00:19:59
Speaker
I'm sorry, but I will 100% agree with that. I would put him behind the wheel anything. I would give Tommy one hit with it and let him get adjusted to it.
00:20:10
Speaker
I'd put him behind the wheel anything out there. and i it's just It's in their blood, I'm telling you. Those those boys are wild. Oh, yeah. but there This is fun. This is the coitus I've ever heard in my lifetime. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out.
Humorous Tangents and Personal Anecdotes
00:20:28
Speaker
The dude in the corner says third eye. Is your first name Dick?
00:20:37
Speaker
it You explain that, Johnny. Yeah, there you go, Johnny. You're allowed to talk. yeah I told you you're going to get your hands full tonight. that's ah That's a tattoo thing I do on the side here.
00:20:49
Speaker
Oh. Yes, sir. You guys just became best friends. yeah You guys are penises? He only does photorealism, Corey, so yours would be a party dot. yeah Yeah. I'd ask you to put my initials on there, but both letters wouldn't fit.
00:21:09
Speaker
yeah yeah American traditional and Japanese body suits. so i got I got a two-part question, and it's for both you and Corey Jimbo.
00:21:22
Speaker
One, Corey, I'm going hit you first. Oh, fuck. Okay. with these With these dragon drives, if you could go back and drag racing, could go back and start all over again, what would you
Drag Racing Preferences and Community
00:21:36
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choose first? Drag racing or dragon drives?
00:21:38
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If you could start all over with your racing. racing or dragon drives. bracket racing? Bracket racing or dragon drives? Yeah, either one heads up bracket racing, anything or drag and drive. What would you choose if you could start over again to start over completely?
00:21:55
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Well, yeah actually, Jim and I just had this conversation the other day. um i would love to have gotten into the street racing side of things because I think the enjoyment and the adrenaline rush is there for a lot of different reasons.
00:22:10
Speaker
ah not just the speed. It's being out there and knowing that you're doing something illegal. um i think that the adrenaline rush would have been there a lot more on the street racing side of things. However, the older I get and looking back, um I wish I would have started Dragon Drives a lot sooner.
00:22:31
Speaker
um Just because the camaraderie that you get from these Dragon Drive people is unlike anything else out there. There's no there's no drama, there's there's nobody um that feels like they need to battle against you for any kind of reason.
00:22:50
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everybody's essentially working together and when everybody works together and helps each other that's when you build friendships and relationships with different people from all over the united states and i think like i said as i'm getting older that means more to me than going out and going fast i really don't care about going fast anymore i've been fast before have i been seven second quarter mile fast no but I really don't need to now.
00:23:18
Speaker
You know, so Jim's convinced he's going to make me run at least in the nines with the blazer now, but. You never know. it's say Not you never know. We'll see. Listen, you old fuckers. it doing Listen, listen, listen.
00:23:35
Speaker
You're getting your drag – is it true you're getting your drag-and-drive cherry popped for the Buckeye Skips this year? Yeah. I look at this a little bit of a different way, though. I think drag-and-drives are getting their cherry popped from Jimbo Slice. Like – Oh, God. For a wild ride. Buckeye Skips might not have another event after this because of me. Watch, dude. When he's getting phone calls about some fat dude in a Nova shitting in a river on the side of the road, it's going to be a problem, dude. I thought you were taking a bath in the river, not shitting in the Yeah, going to take a bath after I shit because I'm not like squatting. I'm just letting that shit hit whatever and then I'm taking my bath.
00:24:13
Speaker
Yeah, you got to wash the mud. Yeah, Zach, you're right. that is That is Jimbo saying, LS the world or nothing Jimbo. That is correct. Yeah, that's the amazing part. An LS will fit in anything. It's the motor that the Lord chose for everything. Some of them just got it wrong, like Ford and Dodge. Did anybody see my video the other night on Friendbook about how excited Jim gets when he talks about putting an LS and a turbo in something?
00:24:36
Speaker
That's a good time. I didn't get to see that. It's a little dog humping one of them damn squawker chicken things. Yeah, dude. I'll remake that video.
00:24:47
Speaker
So I take it for you, Jimbo, the question I asked Corey, since you haven't done Dragon Drive. Yeah. so So heads up, else track racing or street racing?
00:25:00
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so if you could If you could continue to do one or the other, what would you do? ah Street racing. Like i said if I had to choose one, like if street racing wasn't in there, we'd be having a conversation, but with street racing in there, yeah, like absolutely without a doubt.
00:25:20
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But if it wasn't like street racing and we're talking like heads up, no prep or drag and drive, I, I know a lot of people, like a lot of people don't know me don't realize like, I love driving my shit. Even when I was racing small tire in True Street, I would drive my car to the track, you know, an hour there and an hour home every night. Like even when that thing had a parachute slicks and was running crazy fuels and shit, like it didn't matter. That was what I was doing with it. I just, I love doing that. I did trailer it for about a year and then I woke up one day and I was like,
00:25:52
Speaker
Jim, you like women, drive your car. You know what couldn be more tired of being the Tired of being that trailer queen. um i got Dude, I got really bad. It got to the point where I'd just leave it on the trailer all week in the backyard and then I'd take it to Marion. like i was I was really letting myself go and I already did that once with my body so I wasn't going to let it happen with the car.
00:26:16
Speaker
I'm finally glad you talked yourself into liking women one morning. Yeah, it's it was it's been here recent, but, you know, no more pegging. That's good. That's good. He just broke your heart on that one.
00:26:29
Speaker
Yeah, no. He still spins me. It's fine. um Yeah, I think once he goes on his drag and drive, he's going to have a newfound love for something other than street racing. Not that it will ever be more than street racing because street racing is always number one to him. But I think once he goes on his first drag and drive event, he's he's really going to enjoy that.
00:26:51
Speaker
I think street racing just a different kind of... there's, I don't know, even if you're spectating a street race, it's a lot different when you see the guy from down the road, that's a plumber racing your local trash man on the street to see who shit's right and shit's not. And it's just, it hits different. And, and knowing that what you're doing, we're, listen, we're all human. If you're not allowed to do it, you're going to like doing it more. That's why like my parents let me speak weed because they knew if I wasn't allowed, I was going to be going and doing it anyways. But yeah,
00:27:24
Speaker
You know, yeah I don't know. Street racing is hard to beat, but Dragon Drive is a totally different thing for me. Like everyone that I've ever talked to that does Dragon Drive. I have friends from Indiana that do a bunch of Rocky Mountain Race Week stuff. I got Corey over here and they all say the same thing. as t cap It's the camaraderie that you get from Dragon Drive. That's like the main of event there. yeah My thing is the Dragon Drive, Jimbo, you're going to turn it into a street race.
00:27:49
Speaker
Plain and simple. Low key. I already told Corey about that. yeah I ain't taking no shit from no dude with a trailer, dude.
00:28:02
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Jason and me are racing. I don't give a shit. Me and me are racing. Hey, Jason's already made that comment that he said he'd line up with you. I remember seeing that. We're doing it for burger. I swear.
00:28:12
Speaker
If he beats me, though, I'm making a burger on a trailer. Yeah, he was fu he said he was going to be in the comment sections tonight, either on Facebook or YouTube. yeah when i got out of nursing home Zach's on here, at least. that's We'll take that. That's a win. oh Yeah, I've seen Zach on here. Matter of fact, Jason didn't call me on his lunch break today, either. So maybe he's not even alive.
00:28:34
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but Damn, Corey. He calls me every day on his lunch break. Today I didn't hear from him. oh that is That is kind of odd. ah Good Lord. But yeah, I've never had the experience of experiencing street racing other than living it through you know somebody's live feed or watching the videos.
00:28:56
Speaker
I can only imagine that adrenaline rush. with all those but with spectators around, and then say you've got a 10, 15-car field racing on the street, you know and then have to move spot to spot.
00:29:10
Speaker
I can only imagine what that was like. i like I feel like I lost sight of it for a long time. i was pretty, guess I would say I was ah normal at the street races around here. And then when I started doing the promotion and doing all the stuff on Friday nights and stuff like that, ay i never went to them. And i think it was like a three-year stretch where I just quit street racing.
Nostalgia in Street Racing
00:29:33
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And man, do i that's like one of the things I regret. Because you lose...
00:29:38
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Street racing was what I love. It's what made me you know love racing in general. And it's like when you just lose sight of where you're from you know and don't don't do it no more. It sucks. Actually, I take that back. I have been to street races. Park Ave was one back in the day. We do the...
00:29:54
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where We were allowed here in town to go cruising on Friday and Saturday nights around the square. soon as the shutdown was done at midnight, we went to Mansfield and hit hit Park Ave until 4 or 5 o'clock in the morning, watching everybody fucking racing and shit until idiots ruined that for everybody.
00:30:11
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That and business and bitching. That is the truth, too. Park Ave was such a cool place to be, but after there's been so many bike wrecks that killed people and and stuff along those lines that it's really the cops don't play over there no more.
00:30:25
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Did anybody catch Nate Frazee's burnout in the end of my life? du i did, dude. That was crazy. Dude, you could hear it so good outside my shop. That was awesome.
00:30:38
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Guys, we're going to have to behave now. Katie's in the chat now. We're we're all in trouble. Piss off. But no, I mean, yeah, Park Ave, man.
00:30:49
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And what the one that one that really sticks out at Park Ave is when you've got an on-duty officer sitting there and taking side bets while he's on the fucking clock, betting on races until he gets a call, just making sure shit was kosher and hanging out with us. I was like, damn, this is scary.
00:31:08
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i can remember I can remember setting up races, that's not me personally setting them up, but my friend group setting up races on Park Ave where it's like three in the morning and we're literally lining two probably eight second cars up in the middle of the road and letting them eat all the way you know all the way to the street. like like And thinking back on it, that's a really dumb ass way to do it because – You're in like a heavy populated place and you're setting cars loose with like 1,200 horses. Hey, what's up, Alan?
00:31:39
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That can really mess shit up. Oh, yeah. But yeah, I remember there was one a good old Ryan Wise had one of his 900 million Fox bodies up there and he was racing ah ah black Nova. The guy who was known at King of Mansfield.
00:31:58
Speaker
They had five grand cars. on the line that night over that ordeal yeah i don't i ended up i ended up leaving before i found out who ended up winning the race but through the grapevine i guess ryan got his ass waxed by that nova back in back when like my i don't know i guess my heyday of street racing sean henderson was like Oh, yeah. I remember Sean being up there and shit. Yeah. To me, Sean was like the king of everything over there with his Camaro. It still had big tires on it. And I remember Kevin Rourke brought his Nova up and they were going to race. I think it was pretty much just a gentleman's race. I don't think ever raise him for any big amount of money, but...
00:32:41
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we drove around all night looking for a spot for those two to the race and uh finally we just ended up doing it on a highway uh we we parked all the cars and the trailers in the woods by a lake and everybody drove their shit down a road i cannot express what it sounds like when um when a car with a motor the size of whatever the hell was in kevin urtanova is coming down open header coming down the side of a hill in the middle of the woods at three zero in the morning But just shit like that. like you don't I don't know. I feel like it's shit that's not experienced much around here anymore. you know know it it's kind of
00:33:16
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It's kind of lost whilst its lackluster because you got like the fucking idiots from takeovers that are ruining the shit that the news is calling street racing when it's not fucking street racing. It's just a bunch of dumbasses being stupid.
00:33:30
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I agree with that i that. That shit is dumb. it's there's ah There's a time and a place for everything. and That activity is pretty wild.
00:33:43
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What's this? and as Zach said there's a badass Nova that showed its face in Johnstown today.
Evolution and Media Impact on Racing
00:33:49
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Red small tire car. Yeah, Zach. Get some descriptions if you know about it in the comments there, bud.
00:33:58
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But yeah, it's just Park Ave was like... right Doing the cruising with our buddies from like 8 o'clock until midnight. And then everybody loading up that wanted to go street race or watch street racing.
00:34:11
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We all went up to Park Ave, cruised up there, and then then parked off to the sides. And I mean, all up and down Park Ave, the fucking shit was packed with people sitting and everything else.
00:34:22
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Yeah. Those were the good old days. ah Yeah. That's where I originally first met Sean. was up there with his Camaro.
00:34:34
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because he is hanging hard You guys know a Dan Wrench? I think his last name is. He had a red small tire Nova in the Columbus area. ye i that i don't know That fucker was unit. Him and um fuck what's his face was going battling back and forth. had the red firebi Those guys were always at each other's necks for first into the nines in the quarter mile with their cars.
00:34:59
Speaker
i don't I don't remember what Gans ended up running. i don't I don't even know if he's still racing or anything. I haven't heard anything about that car in a long time, but I'm pretty sure that car went like deep in the sevens. Yeah, it was it was a fast fucking car. I haven't, and the thing is, I haven't seen, i got a blank spot as a friend saying on the post for his Facebook. It's like,
00:35:21
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He don't have Facebook anymore or anything else. I know. That's what I was doing was trying to look him up on my phone to see if he was still doing stuff. and Because when he said Red Nova, badass Red Nova, and I was like, well, shit, maybe he's got that thing out.
00:35:33
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It was Zerkler or whatever. They had the Red Firebird that those two kept going back. Zerkle. Jeff Zerkle. Yeah. Yep. I think for a long time, I don't know. It might still be. I know that was the fastest 4L80 car in the country.
00:35:45
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Yep. That car, that was another merry and frequent
00:35:51
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Oh, yeah. Jeff was always up there. ay My favorite class, i don't know. I got a toss-up. I got two favorite classes. Manual transmission and true street. ah Both of them I think, are just awesome cars, obviously. If you don't like a man trans car, you screw you. ah And true street.
00:36:12
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ah True street. Those cars awesome. Jimbo means that screw you, literally. He will screw you. Yes, I will screw you. true street cars are they're so i don't know if you can't drive a car i mean how satisfied can you possibly be with it some people love race cars me me not so much well okay this brings for both of you the way the true street scene's going now in in the racing world cory what's your opinion on how the true street's going did they get far away from what true street's supposed to be or is it just flat out stupid pretty much in my eyes it is now i think i think they've gotten away from what actual true street is um in my own opinion um there's there's still some guys out there that couldn't put 30 or 40 or 50 or 60 miles on it um so yeah i feel like they've gotten away from true street some of the guys
00:37:14
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ah that kind of tickle the gray areas that shouldn't be running True Street or actually getting into True Street. um I don't know. i I don't know. I guess I've got my own opinions on it.
00:37:29
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um There's definitely some cars that should be in it, some that shouldn't be in it. And I think they're already ruining that class. The one that really started the the swing on that, God rest the man's soul, was Callie Nate.
00:37:42
Speaker
Yeah. That motherfucker pushed the envelope on a lot of that shit. Between small tire and the True Street side, he they let him slide in a few times when he shouldn't have been in True Street. dude Oh, speak of the fucking asshole, there's Jason.
00:38:01
Speaker
True Street's turning into a failed small tire class. have a car that sucked at small tire, they throw them in True Street. Yeah. ay This is my opinion, and and i'll I'll always stick to this, but a true street car, you that thing should still have all of the options. I'm being serious. AC, heat, a real dashboard. Not outside of safety. A true street car, in my opinion, i a lot of people think they shouldn't have cages. They should have a cage. That's a save your life deal. 100%. Yeah, for sure.
00:38:33
Speaker
the a But it should have it should appear to be a car. It should look like it did. you know When you look inside of it, it shouldn't look... Nowadays, you can do fiberglass dashes, 10 door panels. like That's not a fucking street car. That's a race car that sucked at its other class.
00:38:48
Speaker
yeah right there that's not i like I'm sorry, but you guys are fucking nerds for doing that. Like you guys said, they just drop they can't be competitive in small tire anymore, so they...
00:38:59
Speaker
They just throw their shit in their cars say True Street. True Street is is a class that gets – okay. So True Street is just like what college football is to the NFL. It creates these monsters through years and then funnels them to the big leagues. you know A True Street car sees its progression through years. And once it gets real good, normally that car – I'd say at eight out of ten of those cars – will push them into you know small tire. they'll They'll go get their rocks off in that.
00:39:29
Speaker
Now what's happening is they're pushing away the new guy. Normal people that have nine second cars shouldn't be in True Street anymore. I know you probably don't want to hear that, but a nine second car isn't shit in True Street anymore. It it it isn't the sweat off a True Street car's balls.
00:39:47
Speaker
they're just that They're letting that class decay. Well, and that's like what the with the hard tire cars too and shit, man. I mean, it's getting to the point small tire cars are throwing these, you know, the hard tire rated tires on because they can't compete in small tire and they're jumping in over with that shit. It's just... I agree. They're puppy. They're fucking puppy kicking shit. what as people think Some of these guys are out there doing work. you got guys like Mike Moss. this guy This guy on a hard tire is going as fast as some of these small tire cars. Oh, yeah.
00:40:19
Speaker
it's awesome um go be everyone everything but Everything is in evolution. Everything will progress and turn into a shit show. it just I take it to heart with the True Street shit because I love that class. That was the class that I loved to be in. and and I just think it's really getting away from what was. Well, with True Street, is they need to bring it back where you at least do a fucking minimum of a 30-mile cruise.
00:40:41
Speaker
Yeah, not doing a true... Listen, this is going to get shit started, too. If you're a promoter and don't have a cruise... If you're a promoter and you don't have a cruise in your true street class, because you're a lazy prick and you don't care about that class.
00:40:54
Speaker
certainly It is what it is. I mean, that's the thing. And that's what I remember when true street became a class, you were one of the ones that fucking started this shit.
00:41:05
Speaker
You had a cruise in for your, for that class. Yeah, and it would break cars down and they wouldn't be able to race. And there was a reason I did that shit. You know, it just is what it is. Like that, i I don't know. You can't let these guys get ran over by race cars in their class or they're not going to come back.
00:41:22
Speaker
Like they're not going to come race again. Nobody wants to give away $300 when they make $500 a week. That's literally more than half their paycheck to come race for you. And when you shit on them by allowing race cars in there to beat the shit out of them, what is that saying?
00:41:39
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ah Jason actually even brought up a good point. Technically, nowadays, 30 miles really isn't enough. I agree. That last True Street Cruise that I did at Pacemakers when we did the True Street deal, we went 44 miles one way and 44 miles back.
00:41:52
Speaker
But yeah, I mean, that's the thing is how for how far things is got blown out of proportion. cory Corey's brought it up before when I've had him up here. We've talked about it and stuff, how things are just getting fucking stupid.
00:42:06
Speaker
It is. it just I don't know. It sucks. it's so i feel like ah I feel like that old dude on the porch like back in my day. but it just It sucks watching the class get ran over. It's literally getting ran over by people in their their cool kid clubs.
00:42:21
Speaker
oh yeah Hey, I just got notified on my laptop that we're getting Jimbo Snow on Sunday. Jimbo Snow? You got get an inch? Two. I was giving you a little bit of credit.
00:42:32
Speaker
That ain't Jimbo Snow. I'd have to hit it twice. Yeah, Talon, Jason's hiding over on the Facebook side. he He's too lazy to jump in the YouTube side. I'm going to give Jason shit right now. but
00:42:48
Speaker
But, yeah, it's just it's just crazy to see how that shit's going. um Now, between you and Corey, this is just straight up heads up racing, no prep, everything else.
Ohio Racing Events Comparison
00:43:04
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for here in Ohio, some of the big races, some of the races going on, Corey, you first, would you say KD right now with like Olympian and happy coming in, putting on their shit?
00:43:19
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Do you think compared to midnight madness when Billy and them were putting it on? is There's no comparison. There's no comparison. I don't think, um,
00:43:30
Speaker
i I haven't been to one of of Olympian Happy's races down there, but I've watched videos of them, and I don't think it compares to um the Midnight man Madness races that were going on down there.
00:43:45
Speaker
The Midnight Madness races were just absolutely freaking crazy. um um Midnight Madness wasn't only a race, it was a feeling. 100%. It was a whole experience.
00:43:57
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it was just ah it was a whole experience yeah there was nothing like being there when the sun was coming up and cars were still going down the track the first time I went to a midnight madness I remember it being packed and looking I was up at the top of the hill and you could see headlights forever twisting down the road the people trying to get in and we're getting turned away by the sheriff yeah well I remember when Billy was doing they did when he first got his uh drone the last couple that he put on they put down there Fucking did the hole down the line of the the side of the road, back up over, and the guy's farmer ended up opening up his field and shit for people to park in, how packed it was.
00:44:36
Speaker
Well, Sam's got a good one. The thing I always thought was funny was when the sheriff would go sit in the driveway across the street and wait until midnight hit. And when night would hit and there were still cars running, he would turn his lights on, drive across, drive through the pits, go up to the house, drop off a $175 ticket, and then leave. And he would never be back the whole rest of the night.
00:44:58
Speaker
They knew. i know I never got a chance to get experience with it. I think we went to four of them. Like, I always hear a lot of people talk, ah like I constantly have people tell me that I was a good promoter, like the way I used to hype up a race. And Midnight Madness is- says it right here.
00:45:17
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see Yeah, like Midnight Madness was a huge reason for that. I tell you, there isn't i've I don't think I personally met somebody better than Hopscotch.
00:45:29
Speaker
That dude, he can promote a race like crazy. Like he knows how to pull on the heartstrings when he's talking about his race and and talking about people that are coming to it. And I learned from that. You know, I took my notes on that stuff. i And Midnight Madness was a pure product of that.
00:45:47
Speaker
uh that's why that race was so good because and the thing was midnight madness too that they did they gave it back to the fucking racers and the blue collar people that's basically that was for the that was yes you had your heavy hitters in small tire but still we could all fucking relate to everybody and all the classes that were there that was the thing like don't get me wrong limpy's race is awesome that's a hell of a show i'd say That's probably the best show in Ohio every year for the last, what, two or three years now.
Local Racing Scene and Community Efforts
00:46:22
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But it's not the same feeling as like, how do I explain this?
00:46:29
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It's not the same feeling as like small town racing. You have big time limpy there. No wonder it's so good. That's why it's so good. Yeah, because you got the OG of street racing, you know. Yeah, yeah of course. I think if you want if you want to get small town racing feeling out of Ohio right now, the best choice is D-Team Race. They're like they're the D-Team Races. Yeah, Chris and company. Those guys. yeah du oh yeah Mike Batdorf and James Leiser work their ass off to make those races good. And you will see people that you wouldn't see at these bigger races there. you know These cars that are hiding in in the haulers and what have you. Yeah, and they're coming out of the fucking woodwork, especially at Magnolia, man.
00:47:10
Speaker
I got to go finally one time to Magnolia for one of their races. Dude, that was insane. Magnolia is the closest thing to Marion County's feeling that I've ever been to.
00:47:21
Speaker
That was awesome. I fucking loved it there. That place is perfect. like The track is complete shit. the The grounds are muddier than hell. It's just like being at Marion. It's perfect.
00:47:33
Speaker
That would be another prime one I want to go choose on my bucket list. Go to War in the Woods. War in the Woods would best no prep race in the country. Go over there and support Jeff Thomas and all those and Limpy and all them for that race. You've got to go to War in the Woods at least once.
00:47:49
Speaker
That is that plan it's definitely the best race in the country. Like best no prep race in the country. ay yeah I'll fight people on that one. That's a badass race. I and every year since Jeff's been putting that thing on I mean I'm always glued to the YouTube live live feeds it don't matter who it is I try to find whoever's got the best to watch it I mean but I want to experience firsthand unfortunately Cory's got his chance to go Jimbo you've been over to it war in the woods yeah yeah yeah bastards
00:48:20
Speaker
Yeah, that's been four. I think we've been to four of them, three of them or four of them we've been to. They've always been the main ones. But now that we're doing the Dragon Drive stuff, Drop the Hammer up in Michigan's the same exact weekend.
00:48:33
Speaker
So I think we're going to try to do Drop the Hammer and then go to the fall one. I think that's in September. I think we might take it over for that. We need to go do that that no prep Dragon Drive they're doing over there. It goes to Brandi.
00:48:46
Speaker
I don't know what it's called. Yeah, Heads Up Hustle. It goes on sale this weekend, I think. the reg spots do o Dude, that's the one thing I don't like about Dragon Drive. I'll admit it now. I don't know if my shit's going to be running in three months. I don't want to buy in.
00:49:02
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Jason asked it. Does that Nova have a motor in it yet? They get earlier. They hell know it don't now. but hey Look, you can see the motor right in here.
00:49:15
Speaker
by the By the way, now that you're back, Corey, your dad commented on there asking how old you were the first time you went to KD.
00:49:26
Speaker
My dad did? Yep, he was from Facebook comment. Oh, shit. I can't see the Facebook comments. How old was I when the first time I went to KD? Dad took me down there years and years and years ago.
00:49:38
Speaker
um i would say it was so long ago i don't remember how old i was then um but i don't think we actually went there to watch any racing i think he just took me to show me the track nice um yeah he put that in there so i forgot you can't see the facebook comments yeah i keep trying to keep up with the the ones on the screen but i'm not doing very well adam ooh katie loves you jim katie yeah the wrong jim Zach's wife.
00:50:10
Speaker
Oh, wrong, Jim. yeah You're just the right Jim Katie. I know it. I was going say, Katie's talking about Dad Jim. Watch out, Zach. oh just Just wait. I got a video of my dad from the other night. yeah If he's still on here.
00:50:25
Speaker
I got a video of my dad from their damn... What's that shit that goes on down there in New Orleans? Mardi Gras? Mardi Gras? Yeah, they had a Mardi Gras party at their at their park that they live in there in Florida.
00:50:39
Speaker
I got a video of him. um might have to share that on Facebook later on. as that a blackmail Blackmail video. Let's just say he was having a good time and he was in the costume contest, if that tells you anything.
00:50:53
Speaker
nice Sam, on the this one here, guys, Corey and Jimbo can vouch for this. Pacemakers is pretty much out of the question. yeah I'm getting so tired of people messaging me every single freaking day asking what's going on with pacemakers. I'm here to tell you guys, I have no idea. I didn't have anything to do with that track last year, and I'm probably going to have anything to do with that track this year. So I don't know. You're all going to get the same damn answer from me. I have no clue and nor do I care, honestly.
00:51:24
Speaker
i was i was just telling brian paris the other day even if pacemakers opens up and runs like shit say it's say it's just not doing good uh uh shitty racing's better than a place like like what happened to marion you know well and the only reason i'll be straight and honest with the only reason nothing's happened to that track we can all thank kyle fisher and hot shots getting the track for the week for that weekend day to put on the appreciation thing.
00:51:49
Speaker
That's what basically saving that right now for the moment for another year. Right, right. Dad said I was playing baseball tournament in Wheelersburg. I was probably about 12 when he took me there. So that was what, 32 years ago.
00:52:03
Speaker
Jason's just talking shit in the comments. Oh, yes, he is. He's hug one now. We we all gave him shit for not being here. That's allegedly, I'm telling you, that's a leaf spring car, boys.
00:52:14
Speaker
Perfect. Perfect. I can't. i'm so I'm on the charger. You know what I mean? That's basically what Jason's saying. He's telling you to prove it. no that's ah see the There's no light under it. but It'd just be a waste of time, boys. oh Now Talon's even calling you out, Jimbo. Yeah. know Let me get that hood, bro.
00:52:41
Speaker
you're still gonna You're still just going a prospect though, Jimbo. I know, dude. That's why I'm just... Okay, I have ladder bars. just I'll admit it. Can I climb in the ranks now? like and The first step is admitting it. You're still prospect for it. Talon says you're basically a pro mod now. Yeah, it's not due yeah right. Talon, you should see the fucking frame on this thing. Looks like it's made out of some shit from TSC.
00:53:04
Speaker
yeah The first one 260 footer, I'm going to catch a nine inch to the back of the fucking head in this thing. watch I'm getting in my feelings, boys. Damn it. Now Jason's cloning a cross-dresser.
00:53:23
Speaker
Fuck! thanks This is bullshit. I go on my lives, I get fucking harassed by Rachel. I go on your lives, I get harassed by Talon and Jason. um damn it dude hey can't win for losing man it's it's one of those lose lose situations sorry jimbo i put you on the spot tonight jimbo needs some nova parts guys does anybody have any nova parts dude i need doors like a mofo he needs doors door glass and uh trunk lid with hand trade all fiberglass parts off
00:54:03
Speaker
Dude, I got like fiberglass bumpers, hood, deck lid, all of it. Yeah. Yeah. So anybody that's watching, got Nova parts. Hit him up. Hell yeah. Oh, does ah does anybody up in, going to say too, does up there and Ashley, they got anything up there, Jimbo? Yeah. See right over here, where are we at? Right there.
00:54:24
Speaker
Those are all the parts from Ashley just sitting back there. They had a 68 SS that burn up and nobody wanted the parts off of it. And you know, Jim walked over there with a ratchet wrench and I was like, those are perfectly perfect. Jimbo's like, I'll take those. Thank you. Dude, I was pissed. It got so hot. It blew the windows out of the door. And I was talking shit about how the doors were junk. And now I'm going back tomorrow to get the damn things. um Cory's dad said, tell Jimbo I had traction bars back in 74. Glad he's starting out slow.
00:55:02
Speaker
ah Thanks, Jim. That was on that... ah What the hell was that car?
00:55:10
Speaker
Jim Butcher, tell him what that car was. Omega? Old Omega?
00:55:17
Speaker
Here's one for you. like he's Like he said, go to House of Pearls and get all the old ones off of Bill. I'm not even going to lie. I would weld i would weld build those Bill's old rusty quarters onto my car just so I could tag fucking the old man's garage in my YouTube videos.
00:55:35
Speaker
but ne No shit. That place is literally five minutes from my house. You go down there and ask if they have any rusty-ass hopscotch doors. I need them bitches. All right. I'll stop by there tomorrow. I got to go pick Hunter. don't do You got to go there in a suit, though, and tell him Bill sent you to pick up his old doors. Don't even just just take them. Bring them here. i bet you he'd love them.
00:55:56
Speaker
If he says they don't have them, tell him you want the new ones then. They need to be inspected. We'll put those fuckers on. Yeah. yeah ah I bet you he'd really, really love me then. funny i had ajo That's what it was.
00:56:10
Speaker
same thing as an ultimate ha so yeah theys I'll tell you what, Jimbo. Last night, you guys over there on your buddy's thing when I was in the chat, you guys had a creeper in your fucking chat. in that yeah they like fun Every fucking time. Last week, we had an Iranian that wanted they wanted to off me. is that a Is the creeper the guy that was asking to jack off on camera or what? Yes. like yeah Oh, yeah yeah. He wanted me to do the shake weight. Yeah.
00:56:44
Speaker
yeah i that's how i end this a chat I ended the chat like this. Yeah. yeah
00:56:55
Speaker
I literally logged in on his live right when he was doing that shit. he like cory cub in All he gets to see is me throwing shake weights up my mouth and then we shut the candle off.
00:57:08
Speaker
Yeah. But yeah, that was something else last night. Seeing that, I'm like, holy shit, this dude is fucking twisted. And Jimbo's just playing along where playing right along until fucking just keeping him going. don't know what to say, dude. They try to bait me into some crazy shit. They're always asking me what I think about ice. and And then I was picking on the one dude from Iran because his writing was in cursive. I told him that shit was retarded. And now I guess he's got a male in my house or something.
00:57:36
Speaker
Rusty Brown has ah may have some Nova parts. Oh, downtown Rusty. I haven't talked to Rusty forever. i used to talk to him all the time. Then he, damn, he fell in love and shit and went on honeymoons and I ain't seen him since.
00:57:49
Speaker
Hey, Zach, what do you mean Hunter became a man today? What do you know that I don't know?
00:57:54
Speaker
Yikes. I do know something. i already shared it with Jim today. Okay. I just remembered when you told me that or when you said that. Oh, God. This is scary.
00:58:10
Speaker
hunt hunter Hunter dumped his girlfriend today and asked me if we'd get hookers this weekend.
00:58:17
Speaker
I'm like, yep, that's my son. I would have just replied with like, it depends on how expensive they are. I'm down. Yeah. We're having to go to the deep hilltop if he wants to get anything on my bankroll.
00:58:32
Speaker
and Yeah. Yeah. We're to have to go deep into the hilltop and find one of them $5 ones. like the what One of my regular Zempius, he actually works at a dirt track and stuff over in Missouri and everything.
00:58:50
Speaker
He's always on here. He's got twisted minds just like you guys. he fit He fits in great. You motherfuckers are twisted. You're correcting people. Sir, I'm Christian.
00:59:03
Speaker
yeah yeah i'm very je Bullshit. i love that
00:59:13
Speaker
I always wonder, like, what's some of the shit I'm going to say in these lives that, like, 10 years from now my kids are going to see and be like, what the? Was our dad gay? um um That would have started last night when you were doing the shake weights. Yes. That would have been last night. Dude, my kid's as twisted as I am. He'll send me shit. He'll send me, like, Instagram reels and shit, and I'm just like, what the fuck is he watching, dude? Yeah.
00:59:42
Speaker
if you honestly dude this guy no I'll tell you what this is mild compared to in fucking person honestly is that the guy that's commenting is that who you're talking about yeah he's the one yeah where he says nice to meet you Christian I'm Kenny yeah he's just as fucking rotten as you guys are with fucking comments and everything else yeah he'll keep the comments lively too hey Jimbo just so you know I'm ahead in that bed do what I'm ahead in that bet.
01:00:13
Speaker
I don't know what bet we're talking about. Yeah, you do. Remember the very first bet that we talked about when we said we were going on this thing? Yeah, you fucking piece of shit.
01:00:25
Speaker
I'll catch up, Dickweed. How much longer we got on here? How long do you want to go? We're over with right now. No, I'm ahead.
01:00:36
Speaker
I'm ahead. So we're over with right now. No, hell no. Then you got Jason in here. Christians don't have cross-dressing Novas. That's all I'm saying. You're exactly right. That's why i have an all-steel leaf spring Nova.
01:00:52
Speaker
Oh, I think he's calling it a cross-dresser because it's got a nine-inch Ford in it.
01:00:59
Speaker
But so does my blazer, so I guess we'll just be cross-dressers together. i was going to say, you guys are both cross-dressers then, so...
01:01:07
Speaker
Oh, man. It is what it is. Wait until I post pictures of Jimbo actually cross-dressing later on. I can't wait to see Jason's face when we're on the highway with these things, and I go beside him and just put my shit on two-step until it throws a rod out and gets oil over his pretty car.
01:01:22
Speaker
And then he's going to be even more pissed when he's pulled over with me because he's going to talk shit while I change an engine on the side of the road road.
01:01:33
Speaker
Oh, my God. okay then then of course you got to And then up here too. We're corrupting him. Bad influence over here.
01:01:47
Speaker
He said he used to be completely innocent. Talon gets this shit in person, it's going to be wild.
01:01:52
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And now Talon's talking shit to ah to Jason on there. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Big money Jason. That's right.
01:02:03
Speaker
Now I'm going to get myself in the shit talking, too, because Corey got me started on that. Dude, I got to make Jason love me. I have to. Jason, 12 bolts are only good for resale. Don't fuck with them. Of course, Corey, Jason said you're safe because you got an S10, not a Nova, so...
01:02:23
Speaker
Can you see where mine and Jason's relationship is going to go when we're on a drag and drive? It's just going to be us talking shit to each other the whole time. I'm literally going to throw notes out of my car into his that let him know his car's okay.
01:02:35
Speaker
I'm just glad we're all camping together. oh yeah. I can't wait. I'm going to dress up like a bear and attack the hammer, dude. It's all. Did you ever get your Power Rangers 10 or whatever the hell you were looking for?
01:02:50
Speaker
Oh, dude, they don't sell them. He wants the little ponies. Don't let them lie. I got a Power Rangers sleeping bag. But I'm trying to get one of them Power Rangers tents that you can get when you're a kid. But, they're dude, they're they're like four foot long.
01:03:03
Speaker
like they Just let your feet hang out. My feet. My whole fupa is going to be hanging out of that thing, dude. i'm gonna have to get two of those bitches just to get in there. And Lord knows if I order two of those 60 bucks a piece of some stupid shit, then I'm going to realize that like, oh, you are fat as hell now and don't even fit in these things, dude. So I'm just going to sleep on the side. I'm just going to sleep in the grass and my Power Rangers stuff. It's it's good.
01:03:26
Speaker
and i thought it was my pink little pony, Jimbo. nice no je's the power rangers Power Rangers all day. Oh, just wait. we've got We've got a fucking Bucky's full outfit for him to wear while he's driving his damn car down the road.
01:03:39
Speaker
Oh, this will be awesome to see. We're throwing notes over to Jason's car. Careful, Jason. He might throw nuts at you. You better watch it. The older Jim gets, it might be his own nuts.
01:03:54
Speaker
Oh, dude, if my nuts fell out of my car, we' we're going down the road. My rear tires would run them over. um looks Sounds like Jason's wanting a spoon with you guys. He's got a five-person tent to stay warm in. Dude, that offer will be that offer will be valid for literally 30 minutes the first night. Watch. um
01:04:17
Speaker
he This shit is three in the morning. Everybody's sleeping and I'm just turning porn on as loud as it'll go. And it's all coming out of the tent. I'll just be like touching the side of it. So people think shit's getting wild in there. And he'll have his phone going on the outside so that he can record all of it to put on his YouTube channel.
01:04:35
Speaker
That's the thing that's going to suck. It's like I literally planned to to do the Power Ranger sleeping bag thing, and I was going to just post up on top of the Fairmont every night cause i didn't give a shit about the car. So it is what it is. With the Nova, I'm like, dude, you can't do that. Like this thing's actually going to be worth a little bit of money.
01:04:51
Speaker
The Fairmont, it's worth like $500. Oh, Sam's calling you out. Fit in what seat? Oh, no, you got to get back to the comment before that.
01:05:06
Speaker
Nice. Get my wife excited. Jason, you go on a dragon drive. I am your wife. Oh, is this bucket Everybody this Buckeye skips is going to be one for the books, to be honest with you.
01:05:23
Speaker
I'm going to hire Chris to drive around in my truck with the fucking pressure wash trailer behind it so we can all take showers every night. Dude, if I win any class, I don't even want a trophy. I just need Skip to sign my kits. Yeah.
01:05:37
Speaker
I still think taking taking a video of you taking a bath in the river is going to be the best. It's going to be hilarious. I'm serious. oh That shit right there is going to either go really good or really bad. The cool thing is, if it goes really bad and I see cops, I'm just going to lay on my back and float downstream until I'm not there anymore.
01:05:54
Speaker
With your pole hanging up in the air? i i i I'd lay face down and try to swim, but I know that my fat-ass belly is going to be stuck on rocks. There you go, Jimbo. My buddy Ziphyas has got it for you with your Power Ranger underwear. Wear tights with the underwear on the outside. Why would you wear tights? Just wear the Power Rangers underwear.
01:06:18
Speaker
Yeah, dude, imagine I just step up to the line for my first pass. I'm wearing a race quip helmet and some powers and some Power Ranger underwear. I'm to buy you Hawkeye Skips is going to be a blast, though.
Anticipation for Upcoming Events and Humor
01:06:33
Speaker
it's ah I don't know. it's just it's like with it With it being my first one, it's going to be funny to see how people like... Accept you?
01:06:42
Speaker
a whole different type of animal in a car. Oh, yeah. It's going to be an experience. That's for fucking sure. I can't wait to keep with everybody. ah Hey, Dick Fidel, why don't you go on a drag and drive with us?
01:06:58
Speaker
Yeah. I'd probably blow the back of the car up. It's better than blowing the back of a dude out, I reckon. interesting We'd have to get him here from New York, though.
01:07:09
Speaker
Yeah, you right? Shit. Where are you at in New York? I'm upstate. Upstate New York. That's up by where Nick Pliniac's at, ain't it? Like, greater right? Fuck yeah.
01:07:24
Speaker
right on Right on. I don't know. i used to live right by Poughkeepsie. ah Nice. look your finger Rub your ripple and say, oh yeah. and Oh yeah. Don't worry I'll do it.
01:07:38
Speaker
ah Oh, you just got him fucking turned on. door Dick Fidel, I think we need to have you come down and ride shotgun with Chris and pull our power wash trailer around for us during that event.
01:07:51
Speaker
Yeah, I'd be fucking right, man. Wait, you're bringing the power wash trailer? Yeah, so we can all take showers. Gotta wash your shower, yes. There's rivers.
01:08:02
Speaker
Dude, people are going drive by and go, holy shit, look, there's two whales in the fucking river. Yeah, I know it's not whales when you're putting soap on my back. I'm some smart-ass whales. Oh, no.
01:08:18
Speaker
Zipia said he meant in your Power Ranger undies. So, yeah, you're going to have to make a video of it when we go to Buckeye Skip so I can... We can blackmail you. Be right back. Oh, shit. I'm just kidding. I got you, motherfucker. Oh, Corey got a wood little weirdo. Hey, jim safe Jim, Sam wants to ride with you and do all your videography for free.
01:08:42
Speaker
Dude, I don't know who's riding with me on that. i ah You should probably bring your wife. I'd love if he went, but he's a pussy and probably won't go. Bring Rachel with you. Bring the wife.
01:08:52
Speaker
When I ask him if he wants to go, he won't answer me because he's a lesbian. So I don't know what's going on. You didn't get scared. You were actually getting excited. Don't lie.
01:09:04
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Tell it'll be an adventure.
01:09:07
Speaker
They don't give a shit. oh there was no scary there. He got scared because he was about to get a boner by another dude, and that's weird. I'd have been scared too, queer. shit.
01:09:25
Speaker
This is going sideways real fast. Hey, it's all good. we got We got the motorsports side out, and it's still mixing motorsports in, so we're good. It's all good. This is it all motorsports side of it. but hate that let me Hey, it deals with drag and drive, so we're good.
01:09:42
Speaker
Let me say one thing, Wally. I watched your intro. Dude, you got to get something other goddamn rough trucks on there. I'm actually working that on right now for that. Sweet. I was in a rough truck today, but unfortunately, I was trying to drive that shit daily.
01:09:56
Speaker
Yeah. How'd it work out jumping that commander there in your video, bud? Dude, honestly... That Commander's still got life in it, and I didn't take it to the junkyard today because i feel like there's still content to be made, but i have a i have a pretty strong concern that I'm going to be paralyzed after this Jeep's ready for the fucking junkyard. That thing jumps like shit. like I have never been in more of a piece of shit in my life.
01:10:28
Speaker
Hey, put Penny Pinscher Performance on the side of it. Let Chris run it in a tough truck contest. It won't make it. I jumped that fucker two feet in the air, it bent the frame, blew the power steering lines in half.
01:10:40
Speaker
And if you go over 10 miles an hour, it's like a Cummins now. It just starts fucking death wobbling and shit. And you got to let Jesus hit the wheel or it's fitting to break your wrist. Like, I'm serious. If you let go of the wheel, Corey, and you drove it 10 miles an hour with a pocket pussy taped to the bottom of the wheel, you get the best job you've ever had in your life. It muffed up, dude.
01:11:03
Speaker
You guys should probably mute me to be honest. Let's just say it's a good thing Chris isn't monetized yet, right? This is actually an 18 and over channel so it don't fucking matter even if we monetize it so good. um No, I'm not joking.
01:11:20
Speaker
That Jeep is a I'm taking fold in half off the big jump at Knox. a Dude, I have never in my life jumped something that jumped so poorly.
01:11:32
Speaker
I was looking to see your hands on the back of the Jeep. Trail rated my ass. Next is the Camaro. I'd jump that piece of shit. I'd put full coverage on that and jump it straight into a fucking pond and claim it. Get to hazard that bitch. That's a really nice car if anybody's looking to buy it, I swear.
01:11:50
Speaker
ah Buy it before it gets jumped. Yes. Buy it now while you can. While it's still in one piece. Five grand, drive it home.
01:12:01
Speaker
yeah Right, Jimbo? What? Five grand, drive it home. Three grand? Come get it. Fuck that thing. With a trailer. yeah Yeah, the two grand will pay for the tow bill.
01:12:16
Speaker
I fucking hate that car, dude. I literally go outside and i You have no clue. You guys gotta to come over and smell that fucking car. It is its own entity, dude.
01:12:30
Speaker
Oh, ah You know, if tires 10,000 miles, you'd have to trim them rather than replace them. That'd be awesome because they're expensive. Well, I guess pussy is expensive too, you but. oh henry
01:12:45
Speaker
Do you say envy? I said can be.
01:12:51
Speaker
Talon's putting up deals, dude. Yeah, take it, dude. That's what he is. The other day, he sent me a message and asked me if I wanted a hand job with his butthole. I was like, what the hell even is that?
01:13:03
Speaker
oh These Jumbo guys are wild. I can't even tell you what Jason was telling me. I was going to say, Jason's hiding in the closet, isn't he, Jumbo? Yeah, but that doesn't have very expensive at all.
01:13:15
Speaker
Jason kept trying to send me D-picks and it was always the bottom of his belly. It was like I was trying to send them to him. I don't know what was happening. so Oh, God.
01:13:27
Speaker
But yeah, but this drag and drive for Buckeye skips. Yeah, it's going to be. Oh, man. And this is just, guys, this is just a sample of what's going to happen during this fucking event with all of us being together. Dude, I have already warned Skip that, like, I don't think he's ever met a human like me.
01:13:49
Speaker
I've actually warned Skip about him. Oh, God. Everybody thought I was lying when I said, can I run a 14 at 175? I was not fucking lying. That was a valid question. Everybody's putting laughing remarks, and I'm still over here like, wow, can I?
01:14:04
Speaker
Oh, share talents. Wally, share talents. There we go. yeah Yeah. Yeah. So I'm, I'm actually like pro colon. I just like to make sure that my colon health is right. And I, I, ah I eat chicken wings backwards.
01:14:22
Speaker
Watch, watch, watch Dick on this one. He hasn't heard this one yet. Watch Dick. Not, not pepper Dick in the corner. Oh, Dick fiddle. no Dick fiddle.
01:14:36
Speaker
All right, tell them how you eat tell how you chicken wings backwards. right, Dick Fiddle. So what you do... You're going grab the chicken and wing, layrate lather it in your choice of like ranch or not blue cheese because that shit's for fucking aliens.
01:14:50
Speaker
i Blue cheese is delicious. You're going to stick it in your rear mouth hole, squeeze as hard as you can, and pull the bone out clean. That's the best way to process food and still be full.
01:15:02
Speaker
um You heard it here, folks. Dr. Jimbo Slice. Okay. Look, Dick Fiddle's losing his shit now. holy shit Is that what you're going to do while you're driving the Nava too?
01:15:17
Speaker
Dick Fiddle, you need to start eating chicken wings that way. That way you don't get the shit in your fucking mustache here, bud. yeah you Don't get the hot ones, though. That shit really hurts. Jimbo, I heard you like donut driving backwards.
01:15:32
Speaker
No, your asshole definitely can taste, dude. Slam some fucking, slam some of like Sweet Baby Ray barbecue sauce back there.
01:15:43
Speaker
Have you ever wiped your ass with a jalapeno? Your ass can taste, I promise. from Oh, God. I think Dick Fiddle's about to piss his pants.
01:15:54
Speaker
Oh, man. I warned you, this was going to get wild the night with these guys being here. Oh, I'm here for it. Shit. Talon just took it to a whole new level. Oh, yes, he did.
01:16:08
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. um I am chicken. You got to try everything once, man. yes There you go. Jason's even got it now.
01:16:22
Speaker
Yeah, dude. I got ah i got a hotel now. Perfect. I always tell everybody, you always got a place to sleep if you're willing to open your butt cheeks. I'm telling you.
01:16:37
Speaker
I don't even understand how people get poor or go get cold and stuff. If you're poor, go let some dude diddle with your butthole. You're going to make money, guys. By the way, guys, this is how Jimbo gets his cars and car parts. Don't let him lie to you on his YouTube channel or nothing. I go up to Jigs and I'm like, it's $1,100. I just literally turn around and put my butthole on the counter. It's what you call fast payment.
01:17:08
Speaker
Talon says you're finger licking good. my God. ah I told you, you're going like this dude. He funny as hell. Oh, shit, man.
01:17:21
Speaker
Hell yeah. Does that mean you're going to stick the turbo headers backwards, too, up your ass, too, on that Jimbo and DeNovo? I'm not quite ready for those. I'm using the instruments right now. I think that'd be a world record. Jimbo's asshole's so blown out, he'd fit a whole body probably in his ass.
01:17:39
Speaker
Don't let him lie. Yeah. ah Fucking hell. Oh, shit. My belly hurts. Oh, boy.
01:17:49
Speaker
That's probably from all that nasty fucking blue cheese you were eating earlier, dude. say That blue cheese was fucking delicious. I sent you a picture of it. I know. That shit looked like cellulite on a fat chick's thigh.
01:18:02
Speaker
Like this. Oh, God. Good stuff. Yep. The chicken was delicious. I got your comments fucked up right now. I'm sorry, Chris.
01:18:14
Speaker
You're good, man. this is this is This is... The first comment I look at says, butthole.
01:18:21
Speaker
Yeah. Zempheus, butthole weighs 10 pounds and that's just the hole we said. Oh, dude. That butthole probably looks like fucking ringworm.
01:18:31
Speaker
what wait how Hold on a second. Talon, what the hell blue waffles? oh Shut up, boys. Corey, grab your phone. and Grab someone's phone and you blue waffles.
01:18:45
Speaker
I can't because I'm porn. I'm using absolutely everything I own. digital You have a laggy ass laptop. That shit's on the internet. Do it. that did I don't even know if the blue waffles are still around.
01:18:59
Speaker
I guess I'll have to Google it later on. Oh. Oh. Get Amber to Google it. Oh. This is going to be interesting. Jason said, don't look up blue waffle. Damn it, No, no. yeah You got to learn. Leaf spring guys suck. You got to learn somehow. Come on.
01:19:22
Speaker
Oh, damn. You know damn well right now Amber's watching this. and She's going to Google Blue Waffle. She's going to Google Blue Waffle. Yes, she is. it's like It's in interesting. were new You'll learn something new.
01:19:37
Speaker
He's correct. Hey, guys, we're going to say hi and leave a like. We'll talk to you later. Jahani. Who the fuck's Jahani? ah love Dick Fiddle, that's you.
01:19:53
Speaker
Katie even says everyone has to Google it at least once. Oh, God. Corey, Samuel Trojan Chewer's talking shit about you. You better get in there and save yourself.
01:20:06
Speaker
Samuel Trojan Chewer? What's he saying about me? There you go. There you go. It's on the screen. Look in the center. Well, guess guess what, Sam? Your price just went up on replacing that motor you texted me about the other day.
01:20:19
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It
Car Setups and Performance Discussions
01:20:20
Speaker
just got tripled. but It's the same price, but we're both going to rub our nuts down the valve covers. I'm going to come down the fucking valve cover of it.
01:20:30
Speaker
And on the driver's seat. you Did you just get this work too? It says it's tastier than blue cheese. all good Dude, Talon is really going out there.
01:20:44
Speaker
He's 420 Haas. That's got to be one of Dick Fiddler's fucking buddies. epi big things one ah it is He's doing a stream over onto his channel. Talon's type of dude when he looks up for it, it's donkey shows for sure. With midgets.
01:20:58
Speaker
yeah Midgets and donkeys. ah yeah Them Florida people are fucking weird, Jimbo. I believe they call that a burrow kill. Oh, so Dick Fiddler's watched them before. Nice. He's talking shit about the people in the comments. When you have conversations with people from other countries, they tell you they tell you things.
01:21:18
Speaker
Nick Fidler, I don't trust you no more. You're watching donkey porn with fidgets. i've I've talked to people that may have said they knew somebody that knew a guy. That knew a girl that knew a guy. That's like Hillbillyville. I almost got raped by a Yeti up there, dude. That most trash is handlebars for Bigfoot, I'm telling you.
01:21:40
Speaker
yeah You're not too far off. As Talon says, hey man, don't kink, Shane. Oh my God. Dude, I feel like the Nova group is for me. We are all a bunch of ridiculous fucks.
01:21:53
Speaker
oh Makes the world go round. Come on now. So now talking about the Nova, we're going to have you also just... We're going to get back into the car scene here and cool off for a minute.
01:22:06
Speaker
Oh, I'm to throw a little dong in there every now and then. Oh, fuck this. I'm out of here. Oh, oh shit. Corey probably had to shit.
01:22:18
Speaker
I got to guess i gotta go see a turtle about a shell. Huh? He looks like Bigfoot when he's sideways. I got to go see a turtle about a shell. I'll be right back.
01:22:28
Speaker
See you, bud. All right. Now, what were you saying, Chris? what murder What drive train are you actually going to end up putting in? A 5.3L less or a 6.0? No, I got i got a ah pretty decent six-liter for it. Nothing like super special, but decent on the realm of... ah i I'll just... We'll call it SBE, but...
01:22:48
Speaker
it'll ah It'll have a six liter and...
01:22:56
Speaker
I told you. had that effect on all the boys. My milkshake's fucking legit. Oh, Jesus. No, it'll have a six liter and a glide. And that's it. Just a big turbo.
01:23:11
Speaker
nice Nice. Everything in the car is going to be lazy except for the turbo. Except for the turbo. you know and Yeah. I've seen the... I can't wait to see what Corey ends up doing with the Blazer now that he's got that drivetrain from you and the turbo.
01:23:28
Speaker
Dude, that little motor ran good too. Like, no joke. That that thing... ah Fuck that. I think that motor's been into the nines with the slipping converter. No shit. With that turbo, yeah.
01:23:39
Speaker
Nice. so And honestly, i would imagine that Corey's Blazer is probably better set up than the Fairmont. The Fairmont was a very Swiss cheesy kind of deal. That thing that thing was, the more the more you posted about that thing, the scarier it made me fucking yeah feel.
01:23:57
Speaker
yeah I was so tired of welding pad panels and that thing. It was ah ridiculous. like When we were getting ready to load it up on the trailer too, I pulled the rear end out of it. and Oddly enough with Fox bodies, the one thing that normally goes wrong is like the torque boxes will break or oh yeah pull out. The torque boxes were mint in that thing. Everything else around it was complete shit.
01:24:20
Speaker
Now Jason's back on here talking shit again. I want to know if we're rolling down the road at 55, are we going to be able to tune this blazer enough to do a rolling smoke show?
01:24:33
Speaker
Yeah, dude, we can actually tune it on the spot too because I got a Bluetooth device we can plug into that bitch. So if you're driving beside me, I can have whoever's with me drive my car and I can tune your shit on the fly. Nice. We're in there.
01:24:45
Speaker
Oh yeah. I just want one shot at driving down the road with the trailer behind it where we're cruising like 55 and I lay into it and just roll smoke off the rear tires. The video is going to be hilarious too because you have such big tires that will float when it goes sideways into the river.
01:25:00
Speaker
Probably. Probably will.
01:25:04
Speaker
fuck yeah Yeah, Talon, Jimbo's sporting a ah big turbo to make up for other areas.
01:25:15
Speaker
What what's size turbo does Talon have? oh
01:25:22
Speaker
Dude, my turbo's to make up for my fucking Teemu motor combo. but It's for that level. Well, did you see what Jason said about it, about about your setup?
01:25:34
Speaker
No, it was probably something very nice. Yeah. Hold on. All that money. hit her park Wow, that's all money. Jason, shut up, dude. You're paying less than my car.
01:25:47
Speaker
Jason, it's L-A-D-D-E-R.
01:25:53
Speaker
Jason's so leaf spring, he can't spell ladder. I was going to say, everybody that's been here that's reported when Jason was on here and the pitcher his, Nova, can't lie. Who has the money? Oh, shit. There's no way, Tal. Get that baby dick shit off of there and throw it away. What are you doing?
01:26:11
Speaker
What? What do you say he's got? You got a little 78, 75. Yep. Holy hell. Talon, I'm going to start up a GoFundMe to get you a bigger turbo so you can finally start growing nut hair.
01:26:25
Speaker
Dude, he's only like fucking 18. Leave him alone. No. 78, 75. That's what my wife had on her Mustang, you nerd. My wife. My wife. Hey, wait a second. Jimbo.
01:26:40
Speaker
Let's not go there, Corey. I know what you're doing right now. No, mine's not bigger. Mine's not much bigger than that. Yeah, it is. Yours is bigger than his. You got an 80 and you've never even had a turbo. Yeah. God.
01:26:52
Speaker
God. I'm going to start calling him Little Turbo Town. Oh, shit. His brother's got a bigger turbo than he does. he yes shit I got it for $200. Listen, when you find a hooker for $4, it doesn't mean it's good pussy. what are you doing Oh, my God. who Like an old catcher's mitt.
01:27:15
Speaker
Yeah, that shit. that Exactly. probably feels like a fucking 50s catcher's mitt. i Holy shit.
01:27:28
Speaker
Holy shit. We're getting talent a bit. Alan, is that a t four If that's a t four we're getting you something better. Oh, speaking of which, I was to ask you about that. There you go. He just got you on a burn right at the moment. Dude, I could have my Nova running in six minutes and run fucking circles around the 7875. Now what? i'll go through the I'll go through the traps on my fucking roof faster than you've ever been. Come get it.
01:27:54
Speaker
Little key four turbo having ass. You better leave me alone.
01:28:00
Speaker
Hey, what's my what's my flames Oh, it's T. No, it's T6. You got bigger turbo. Is it a T6? Okay. I was going to ask you that. We're going to get Talon converted to a T6, and then he's going to haul ass and bust. He'll bust Jason's ass. Watch. So Corey's now getting his cherry popped having a turbo set up.
01:28:19
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. but thanks this going to See, this is the problem. Thanks to Jimbo. I said, hey, hello, how you been? Corey said, I'm a pussy and I don't care if I go fast anymore. And I said, come the fuck over here and get all this shit for free. You're not going slow.
01:28:35
Speaker
that's That's how it worked. Now, wait a second. I traded a little bit of stuff for it. I told you i felt like I needed to bring more, but I traded a little bit of stuff. Yeah, you didn't have to bring any of that.
01:28:46
Speaker
you No, but I told you I was giving you something. cause You don't give them some when you spoon with them. 1,200 horsepower is not enough. 1,200 horsepower is not enough. 1,200 horsepower won't get you anything in True Street no more. 1,200 horsepower, you're going to get beat up by damn all-wheel drive Silverado.
01:29:11
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You can't even compete at 1,200 horse and fucking hard tire. You're going to let it in True Street. Yeah. Fuck now we're gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna I'm telling you, this it took me like two days with Corey to get him to go from I want to go to car shows to okay, let's try to go 10s and realistically we're going to go 8s in that thing.
01:29:30
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Motherfucker, I never said anything about going to car shows. accurategger y all maggie He said, Jim, I want to come clean with you. I really like car shows. I really want to go to a car show. Corey, is Jimbo actually a closet bracket racer?
01:29:44
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He just doesn't want to admit he love He loves bracket racing about as much as he loves mustard and spiders. There's about a 0.24% chance that I could run. i am not smart enough to bracket race. I do not know how to start. That's the biggest problem. ah there It makes smarts to bracket race. Exactly. like If you race a car and you go 13s and you're having fun with that, Lord have mercy, you're a fucking asshole.
01:30:11
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Zach says I'm selling shit on selling butthole picks on OnlyFans to pay the interest of Zach's going to have a T6 Turbo talent and Zach's going to fuck you up. All it takes a couple butthole picks. Next thing you know, you've got huge turbos. Oh, God. Hey, Jason says he needs a hookup on some turbos, dude.
01:30:30
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Dude, I got you. I'm fucking... I got a good rate with a local company. I'm not going to say names because I don't want to He knows who the names is. We've talked about it. Hell yeah. No, i got I can get you good deals. I can get you good deals. Gee, I probably know the people too.
01:30:45
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There's a good chance. Everybody knows the people. Oh, yeah. No, Talon, you're coming up here and we're changing you. You're going be a different man when you leave. Dick Fiddle, what the fuck are you eating over there, bud?
01:30:57
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Bro, fucking mushrooms. I got pot careful pause It's got shrooms in it too, doesn't it? What do you mean, Mr. yeah estimate He's micro-dosing. The ones who make colors bright like light brighter.
01:31:15
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He's micro-dosing with his fucking chicken pot pie. that I can't tell him get T4 turbo, dude. I'm upset now.
01:31:26
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Talon, you got to come here two days early for the for the... Is he coming to Buckeye Skips? I think so. ah No, he's coming for Drop the Hammer. Dude, when he comes for Drop the Hammer, he's got to come two days early, and then I'm going to bring my welder down to your house, and we're going to make a different turbo kit for his car with a big turbo.
01:31:45
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Whoa, you're going to come to my shop?
01:31:50
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Wow. You can't have a nickname Hammer and run a T4. Hammer wants to run two of them. No. the Dude, what size motors he got? Isn't that car big block? 580-some fucking cubic inch. I don't have two fucking 88s on that bad Larry.
01:32:09
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I'll tell you what. You put two 88s on a big block, you rev that something, yeah it's going to make Barb's cooter shake, dude.
01:32:21
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I'm trying to read the comments. That's what I was just doing. Hey, tell Glick to fuck off. you need your ah but You need your banner across the bottom to go towards your cash app.
01:32:33
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Actually, that goes towards our hope for the whole network. Tell Glick Glick to piss off. Glick Glick sounds like the noise you make when you paid for some good head.
01:32:46
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okay only with Only with you, Jimbo. Where's he at? Shouldn't he be on here tonight? No, he doesn't come he doesn't come up on here in the chats.
01:32:57
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That's bullshit. Most the time. There you go, Jimbo. It's a 505 built for boost. Yeah, exactly. Me and you are going to have to take a fucking a field day. We're going to take a field trip to Hammers. and I've got to tell them about our Lord and Christ, the 107mm twin turbo um discuss Just go steal the Pro-Mod Turbo off of Perkins' fucking Camaro.
01:33:26
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yeah Yeah. Go over and tell Justin you need to borrow for a weekend. Justin won't even talk to me anymore. Ever since that dude got a Pro-Mod, he's been real weird. I don't know, dude. The only time he calls me is when he's drunk and he says, I miss your touch.
01:33:44
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Oh, shit, man. okay Shit, dude. I hate it when he gets me with that jail talk. You bring back too many memories, doesn't it, Jimbo? Do what? I said it brings back too many memories, doesn't it?
01:33:59
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Yeah, dude. I did three years in San Quentin. My asshole ain't been the same since.
01:34:13
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Oh, dude. You know that you know that that ah that picture that shows the white girl sitting on the couch with like 10 buff black dudes with fucking hogs behind her? I'm the buff black dude with a welder. I will fucking slam it in her, dude. Let's go.
01:34:30
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um There's one for Talon said. If you're paying for it, he goes... Talon, send me pictures of your fucking Nova. I'll bet you I can get a T6 Turbo on that car. Oh, boy.
01:34:45
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The guys that run the turbo company that I'm like, I don't know, that I would say affiliated with, I guess. I'm not like affiliated with them. I'm just loyal to them. I'll bet you they wouldn't want you to have a T4 on that thing either.
01:34:57
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No, I will agree with that. That company wouldn't want you to have a T4 either. Oh, man.
01:35:07
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oh when i when i size my turbos now it's literally i just in i try to find the one the biggest one that'll fit in the bay that's it it's just how big a one can i get in there we need to get cory 102 millimeter pro mod for that blazer shove that in there and I'm not all about hanging rods out of the bottom of the block. Jimbo's got a hookup for LSs. You're Jimbo's buddy now. We're fucking blowing it Corey.
01:35:38
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I'll put enough juice through that thing to suck the piston plumb out the fucking cylinder head. We're going. um I'm literally only planning on putting four bolts in the whole front end of my truck. That way, it's a lot easier to pull the fucking front end and pull the motor out.
01:35:53
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Corey, when you walked in here and you saw multiple motors sitting in the corner, you knew we were fitting to have a party with your blazer. There's a reason I keep that shit around. I totally forgot. I've got another one. I got to go pick up.
01:36:07
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Yeah, you better get to getting. That that white Chevy truck was sitting out front. He gave me his 5.3 out of his truck for partial payment on it. Yeah. Hell yeah. yeah yeah nice It was sort of making an internal noise.
01:36:21
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See? Yeah, hold on second. Katie gets it. i yeah Go grab your phone and come back out here real quick. yeah That's fine. Yeah, you're ultimate camera yep Katie definitely. She understands. Katie understands, dude.
01:36:38
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Says if I can't fit it, I'll shove it in there. You just got spit on a little bit. like too No, you can get real crazy. Go in the fridge, grab some of that cold fake-ass butter. That shit does wonders. Yeah. And it's not bad. If you move it fast enough afterwards, it smells like a damn grilled cheese. You know what mean? but a little Put a little fucking bubble sauce on there. all right, what did you guys tell me? i had to Google search? Blue waffle. Blue waffle.
01:37:03
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Oh, God. Search blue waffle and see what that comes up as. Amber's going to be the same person you was 12 minutes ago. She can't get on got my pants on. be right back. I'm getting a drink.
01:37:15
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Wait, you're going miss this. oh not o not
01:37:23
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Did you Google search it? who
01:37:34
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a fake? It's an STD in women? It's a fake one.
01:37:42
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Is there images? What am I missing, guys? oh All I can say is have one.
01:37:51
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um Oh my god. This is how many butthole pics I've sold. do
01:38:02
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Guys, literally all I'm pulling up is pictures of fucking blue waffles. um They said go through the... Talon said go through all the images. It's a little hot.
01:38:17
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but all so little We were showing off Jimbo's pecker cover a little bit ago. He left this at my house at Christmas time. You remember when I shot that at you when we were playing butt darts? Yeah, I do remember.
01:38:31
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It stuck to the fucking ceiling. That's why I still got it. practice with skittles Here, Corey, Jason answered what you're supposed to be looking at. boom good
01:38:43
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It's an STB. How about an STD that turns pussy blue and crusty? Ew.
01:38:52
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oh Amber must have the child thing turned on on her phone. The talent said to turned to turn the safe search off. Thanks, babe. I didn't even know it was on. Hey, Sam, why don't you compare your turbo to his? My safe search is off.
01:39:08
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ah i didn't even know it was on hey sam why don't you compare your turbu to his yeah right search is off And my parental controls are off.
01:39:25
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Everyone get on camera because she's got my pants on. Yeah. had to shave my legs.
01:39:35
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Y'all are about to be interested, puke, or both?
01:39:41
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What did you say? Are you going to puke? No, I said y'all are about to be interested, puke, or both. Oh. Yeah.
01:39:53
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Jason just needs a big Pro Mod Turbo for that big block. He don't even need twin 78s. He just needs a big Pro Mod Turbo.
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01:40:00
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Dude, if I was Jason and I was the man like that, I would just have like a crank-driven Pro Charger or some shit. There you go. That's even better. He had an 871 on it, but he couldn't keep it cool.
01:40:11
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He wanted to overheat all the time. That's why you go to a Pro Charger. Fucking Roots superchargers just a bunch of heat tanks.
01:40:21
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hell that or do like Ryan Mitchell did do the compressed air yeah that way it can take up all the fucking interior vehicle yeah street set up yeah um did you see where Ryan Mitchell said he was going to drive the firebird on a sick week in 2027 dude that would be so cool that literally Ryan Mitchell has to be one of one of the smartest people in racing like that guy is that guy's gangster for real yeah Yeah, I agree.
01:40:54
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Big tire, 26s, 28 small tire, it don't matter. He makes that fucking car and combinations fucking work. I agree. And if you ever get a chance to have moist muffins, those are pretty good too.
01:41:08
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Oh boy. we got We got moist muffins at Warren Woods. no she goes She does make some pretty good shit. Yeah, she does. yeah she does
01:41:22
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Jim does my pipe work. I will buy an 80 millimeter. No, you have to buy two 80 millimeters. Yeah, and if you get two 80 millimeters, I'll do the pipe work. i'll i'll be I'll just be at your house laying pipe, bud.
01:41:34
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ah There you go, turning Kelly on again. God damn it.
01:41:41
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He's going to be all pissed off when he goes inside to go to sleep, and I'm taking a Power Rangers Skibby's photo shoot on the GTO or whatever the fuck. I'll be like, hey, you guys are going to hate me, but I dented the shit out of the fender on that thing.
01:42:02
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Did anybody else just picture that by chance? That was funny. Fucking Jimbo with his belly all laid out across the goddamn hood of GPO. I get up, there's like a cereal bowl imprint. It was just where my belly button was.
01:42:24
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Get to buy him, Jason. Jason said he's buying him. That way you can whip your ass. Get to buy him. Dude, Jason's shit would be wild with turbos. Yeah. yeah
01:42:37
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Jason says it's metal. Yeah. Well, I'm fat as shit, bud. um ah That shit better be fucking industrial steel for me to be doing a tap dance on it.
01:42:49
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Three-eighths thick plate steel. Talon's just calling me a cornball. but I don't know why do. When people call people cornballs, it makes me laugh. Hey,
01:43:02
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Talon, don't judge because you've never seen it before, okay? and just I've seen it. Why do you think I got some next-to-free stuff from him? Yeah, dude. Everybody thinks that was a giveaway. Yeah, I had to give up a little bit for that.
01:43:21
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and And then don't let them lie about the free penny pincher stickers either. You have to give up a little something to get them too. Oh yeah. for that jew so Yeah, everybody' everybody's going to shit when they open up their free stickers when they get them in the mail and there's a naked picture of me inside of there. ha All I can say is who doesn't want free stickers?
01:43:42
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Johnny, if he sends me the nude picture of him, I want your address. I'll send it to you. You can enjoy it.
01:43:52
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I'll just forward it a around. on them
01:43:57
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Jimbo, you got to send Dick Fiddle some fucking stickers now. Dude, it's on. okay i'll get I'll get you his address, Jimbo. You can send it to him. but Oh, shit.
01:44:14
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All righty, boys. We're going to get ready to wrap this bad boy up here in a little bit. We're good. Holy shit. Talon's really coming out of the woodwork now. Oh, hell yeah. I can suck it from the back for one of those pro-mots. Oh, shit.
01:44:33
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i love you There's your offer, Jimbo. I got one thing figured out. The first time me and Talon are in the same Dragon Drive, 80% of the population will think that we have had sex. of um who Leave it to me. I'll talk into believing that.
01:44:55
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yeah
01:44:59
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Oh, shit. All Jason Carter says if we help him, he's going to run a penny sticker and a We Broke sticker on the intake. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. There you go. no I'm always down to help.
01:45:12
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He knows I'm down to help. Anytime he's ever asked me for help, I've been over there. But God damn it, he you he may talk a big game, but when he was trying to get me to put fucking fuel lines in with zip ties, that's where I drew the line. I'm like, come on, dude. You've got 10,000 cushion clamps over there. Let's put fucking cushion clamps in here and hold the shit.
01:45:29
Speaker
I'm not going lie. I put like three clamps on my fuel lines and then the rest of it's zip ties. ah It's way easier to replace. I wouldn't let him do it. That was on his daughter's GMC pickup truck. I'm like, no, no, we're going to but i am i like That's okay. cory's gonna Corey's going to hate me when it comes to building a rough truck because it's all going to be held together with zip ties. hey Motherfucker, you're driving it. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit either.
01:45:57
Speaker
You can fold that bitch and pass. Zip ties for the win. When's the rough truck deal? It's all summer long. All summer. Holy shit, dude. You got do something cool and total that fucker on the first run.
01:46:12
Speaker
No, let's not do that. No, you have to do it. He is going have to quit pussyfooting stuff around there. Now, I'll give him a little bit. and Hear me out, boys. The video that I got, it wasn't his truck. No one fucking remembers who made it to all the tough truck races. Everybody remembers when ah Billy Butthole Licker did a backflip and landed in the fucking grandstand, okay? Everybody remembers that. okay This time, this is my shit. This ain't somebody I'm filling in and driving theirs for, so yeah if i breaken my I destroy and destroy it.
01:46:43
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Hey, Jimbo, we're going to do We Broke Garage pit party at one of them because I'm sure I'll end up pulling ah the truck to ah an event or two. yes or we'll We'll do a We Broke Garage pit party at one of them. Every tough truck guy will think that...
01:46:58
Speaker
Every job truck guy will think everybody in that camp is gay. Yeah. And then he'll have to deal with it for the rest of the year. Hey, we should get the big blow-up dick outfits and wear them all over the pit. Bullshit. I'm walking to the first, the toughest guys that are there, and I'm like, hey, whose dick's a guy going to jerk off to get a crescent wrench around here? The sad part is some of the guys in the community will probably take you up on that offer just to be a dick. Yeah, you're going to shit when you see me running. Are they mad? I'm like, no, they actually want me to jerk them off. um ah
01:47:29
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now i and there's There's at least six races I know of that I want to hit without hopefully breaking ah the very first one. so yeah Have Welder, we'll travel. We'll figure out how to fix it. i we'll get it i still need that jeep I still need that Jeep steering shaft though.
01:47:49
Speaker
I'm actually working on that. Guy's supposed to get a hold of me tomorrow for one. hey well Will a commander shaft work? I got one, dude. It's brand new. Hey, no, but are you going to the junkyard tomorrow? Yeah, I got to get those doors. All What do you need?
01:48:05
Speaker
I just need the intermediate steering shaft out of a Jeep Cherokee. The box yeah for box style, XJ style. Yeah, I'll ask them while I'm over there for sure. Robbie will probably want $300 for one, but... Oh, it can't be that bad. It'll probably i take $290 for it.
01:48:19
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Yeah, they're $15 on Amazon or $20 maybe. Oh, yeah, so he'd probably want $4.10 then. At least, yeah. i For me, for you, it'd be like 55 cents and a fucking reach around, but for me, $400. You have to look how many covers I've given that dude.
01:48:37
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Yeah. You just have to break out your butthole and start being a part of the family, Corey. Hey, been but buddy, that's a tight unit. I don't want to destroy it. It's like it fast in Fast and the Furious. It's like, you think you can jump in, or you can you want to jump in the ring just because you think you can box?
01:48:54
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Oh, shit.
01:48:59
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We're going to wrap this up. but how fuck I didn't realize it's almost 10 o'clock already. Shit. this is This is prime time now, bud. neia Yeah. Vicks Peddle, why you talk so much tonight?
01:49:11
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Oh, he always sits back on the fucking thing most of the time and doesn't say much. Corey, we're going to have you go ahead and shout out your channel and your sponsors for the year, and then we'll hit Jimbo up afterwards. Oh, it's going to be great.
01:49:28
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We broke garage on YouTube, Facebook, and TikTok. um Sponsors are ACES EFI out of Chattanooga, Tennessee. Gloss Boss Customs out of Centenburg.
01:49:41
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Hot Shop Secret out of Belleville, Ohio. OH Laser and Plasma Cutting out Centenburg, Ohio. um Squeaks Bar and Grill.
01:49:56
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oh Corey just went black screen. That was fucking sick. I don't know how to do that trick. What the hell?
01:50:06
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That ain't on my end. I'll bet you one thing internet ain't sponsoring them. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened, dude. That was crazy.
01:50:19
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He's not coming back, is he? even... He's gone. i didn't even want jump go so i see it Well, Jimbo, since he's there right now, yeah want to shout out? I know your wallet's your sponsor.
01:50:32
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Yeah, dude. I want to shout. I got, I got, what do I got? Okay. We got TikTok. It's Hot Rods and Dad Bods. And it's only because I, oh, wait, I can change the name now. I had to wait till February 15th, but I'm fucking yeah stupid. I forgot to. And then YouTube is Penny Pitcher Performance. And my sponsors are, i don't have any because suck, but.
01:50:56
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Hey, the guy with sponsors is back. What the fuck happened, dude? Somebody tried calling me. ah but Jimbo, quit trying to call him. Damn you. I know I sabotaged him, dude. I'm going to sabotage him. Now, Corey, as you were with we lost you on your sponsors is where you got fucking cut out. I just... Jimbo! What?
01:51:23
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yeah I got to get out of here before he gets back. He's going to be so fucking mad. Guys, yo, you're staying. Sorry. You're fucked on this, dude. You're such a dick. and That's what I told him, too. i was like, you're a dick for that.
01:51:47
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It literally kicks me right out of it. You disappeared. I just held my phone up. yeah All right, Corey, go ahead with your sponsors, kid.
01:51:59
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All right. Sponsors are Ace of ZFI, Hot Shot Secret, Squig Spartan Gorilla, Gloss Boss Customs. um ah I can't get over this. I'm sorry. That's the trick I've ever done. okay this OH eights laser and plasma cutting.
01:52:22
Speaker
I think I got them all. Beautiful. you good like I have known that at the beginning of this. would have been fucking with you so much. Dude, I would have just fucking went to bed. i I'm glad this was at the end of the night that he knows that now. He's such a dick.
01:52:40
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yeah Yes. Talon, if you call me, I'm sending you a dick picture, just so you know. Good deal. i was hoping there was something i could sleep doing.
01:52:53
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uh i want to thank you guys for coming up here tonight has been a blast i'm gonna have to get pleasure hell yeah here's the thing somebody's gonna have to make jason call cory him i'm ah i'm waiting for him to disappear someone better have the balls jimbo slice you owe me a cheeseburger no We'll have to go back through and determine that. Yeah, no, I won. There's no fucking going back through at all. we definitely... I'm calling you you keep talking shit. I'm telling you. I just said I was going to call you, but I'm laughing too. Bye-bye, Courtney.
01:53:32
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king oh Oh, shit. Now, thank you guys for coming but up, man. it was a blast. We're going to have to get in the night where we can have Zach Talon, Jason, and all of us up here on a night that we can just all fucking hang out.
01:53:48
Speaker
Or better yet, let's all just fucking meet up and make it a fucking Friday or Saturday night. hey Hey, Chris, let's ah let's do this on a Saturday night on your channel.
01:54:01
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o Yeah, we can do it actually on my, I can go over on my personal channel we can do it actually on. Yeah, we'll do it on your personal channel with all of us on there one night. Hell yeah. Yeah, we can definitely do that.
01:54:13
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Yeah, fuck Glick. That's all good. you That's what he gets for not getting on here and commenting tonight. Glick, Glick, Glick, Glick. But yeah, thank you guys again.
01:54:25
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Thank you guys again for coming on. This was a blast. Yeah, it really was. It was fucking awesome. Hey, thanks for talking tonight there, Dick Fidel. Yeah, Johnny.
01:54:36
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I know I didn't say much, man. I'm a man of few words sometimes. Holy shit. I could hear him loud and clear that time. Yeah. You've you've said like 30 times more tonight than we've ever heard you fucking say in any of these things.
01:54:49
Speaker
Next time we're on, we get to get Dick Fiddle to do cocaine. Yeah. We can do that. Then you'll give me the shut up, I promise. All right. I'm going drop you guys down and close this shit up for the night. Thank you guys again. he's trying to get rid of us because we're talking shit. No, I'm just going to get rid of you guys so you go to bed since we're old fuckers.
01:55:11
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See you. Bye. Good to see you guys.
01:55:18
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Oh, shit. Thank you guys all for tuning Everybody in the chatter's box tonight. Tonight was a fucking blast. It was a blast. Yeah, Corey, this you are right. Johnny, this is the most you've said since you've been a co-host.
01:55:35
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I try to join in when it's useful. Yeah. But yeah, wow you all have a great evening. Thank you. The rest of the week, everything else, we have multiple shows here on the network and stuff.
01:55:48
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Oh, yeah. Tune in and stuff. Hit the share, like, and subscribe button. Once again, Jimbo Finchner, Penny Pinscher's performance on YouTube. Corey Butcher, We Broke Garage, YouTube, Facebook, both of them are. And they also have their TikToks.
01:56:05
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Check him out. Give them a like, share, and subscribe too.
01:56:11
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Stay tuned to my personal channel, Pierce Motorsports and Reptiles, and possibly on here as well. And We Broke Garage, me and him are doing a collab on building my rough truck and stuff on both of our channels.
01:56:24
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um
01:56:26
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Like I said, it was one hell of a night, guys. Like I said, yeah, Talon, Dirty Curry, you guys were fucking amazing. um Jason, all of you. We'll catch you guys later.
01:56:37
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Make sure you smash that like, share, and subscribe. We'll catch you guys later on. Have a good night. Bye. See you, Johnny. See you, brother.