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Nonsensical Nonsense: All aboard the crazy train
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Tonight the brakes are off and the chaos is rolling on Nonsensical Nonsense. Expect wild takes, ridiculous stories, questionable opinions, and the ind ofoff-the-rails conversation only the Nonsensical Network can deliver, Grab a drink, buckle up, and enjoy the ride...because once this train leaves the station there's no telling where t's going
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Welcome and Introduction
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
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Yes. Yes.
Perks and Problems of Being the Boss
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What's going on everybody? It's Saturday! Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network. Thank you, Wally.
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One of these times you guys are going to finally understand. There is no late when you're the boss. You show up whenever you show up and you're on time.
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It's great thing about being the boss. have a 7 o'clock to 7.59 window start this show. i have a seven o'clock to seven fifty nine window to start to show Right here. As I said, on the Nonsensical Network. Why is none of my shit there?
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I'm real motherfucking tired of motherfucking people pissing with shit that they shouldn't be fucking pissing with at the end of the day.
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Show headlines. There we go. All my shit's wrong.
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What's going on, Xampius? What's going on, Scorpio, Wale, Kayla?
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Seven-ish. I can't write seven-ish on YouTube. So.
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What?
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What? On the screen? that's Because somebody was in my brand and pissing with shit Gotta fix everything
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I Do fucking more work It's only a couple of us that can do it What's going on already what's going on Kato what up Chris deney sho Wally's to have to learn that. I might teach him a lesson on who the boss is around here.
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I'm a boss-ass bitch, Wally. is the six fifty um
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Anywho, geez. Like i said, give us a poll. Give us a like. Give us a share. Now that I've got all my oh my shit fixed, I don't know what's going on. Maybe maybe maybe nobody did anything.
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Maybe it's just one of those marvelous ah
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StreamYard updates that they like to do. but but not
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Sheet. I want whatever. ah Yo, smoking us. She don't want to be the boss. you didn' Every show has its own brand. I don't know.
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i don't know. I don't get it. Anywho. Yeah, give us follow. Give us like. Give share. Buy it out like slash nonsensical network. All them links is there.
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Like, share, subscribe. You know the drill. You know the routine.
00:06:48
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I'm not going to piss with it anymore. I'm just going to do that. Do that. There we go. Um. Man, it has been a o very long week, very crazy week.
Weekly Recap and Personal Stories
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All the new shows kicked off this week. I have been
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very busy.
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but but but
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You're all allowed to quit, little Blanche.
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Sasquatch slave shit. but I've been very busy, very, very busy here on the network. Shout out to a few of my personal ah you know personally guests that I had on ah
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Monday night. Charlie was on there.
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Charlie Dinatale, right? Yeah, I think I said that right. Sorry, Charlie, if you're listening. Dinatale. Yeah, Dina Tao. There we go. Sorry, Charlie, if you got your ears on. I'll get it right one of these days. I promise, buddy. Came up Monday on my debut episode Glick's Drive-In.
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Tuesday night, Mark Mason was there. he was awesome. ah We had a lot of fun hanging out. And then Wednesday night on the debut of Glick's Comedy Lounge, I had my guy Kevin Hawley there.
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And then, of course, Sunday was Beyond the Veil with Kayla and myself. Talked a little ah Ohio hauntings.
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And then Wally had Wes on Monday. and then Wes and J.R. Rouse was back on Tuesday. ah or not Tuesday. I'm sorry, Wally. On Thursday. And then last night, Wally was ah ah ah talking shop with the guys.
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So, um busy, busy week. And I've been busy. Wally's been busy. And I've been, since last night, working on trying to get shows uploaded onto the podcasting platforms.
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So, yes. Very busy.
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I'm actually doing that right now as we speak. There we go. Publish episode. You slut. Ah, very busy. Very nice. Very evil.
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And now everything's just going to shit. So I'm just going to talk to the scary. Maybe. up wait Maybe. Here we go.
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Ah, we just ordered a pizza, Chris.
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Ain't nobody the boss of you. That's the problem, Chris technician. I ain't got no boss. Ooh, Sloppy Joe, man. ain't had Sloppy Joe in a hot fucking minute.
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I do like me some Sloppy Joe. I'm over here all discombobulated. need to. I'm trying to get shit set up over here, taken care of on my phone. I promise. I'll get my shit together. Here we go.
00:10:09
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Fuck yeah. What up? Shama-lama-ding-dong. What's going on with you, brother? Hope the shop top show shop. but a little little little little a Shop. Talk.
00:10:19
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I mean, it was all right until that Corey guy showed up. It was weird. he was talking about everybody's dick. Talking about his dick. I don't know. Weird.
00:10:35
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No, it was it was cool.
00:10:39
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Um, for ah for a newish show. We'll see if you can if you continue to do it, if you continue to roll with it and where that goes. But no, I'm excited. I'm excited for all the new shows.
00:10:51
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I'm excited where everything's going. So we'll see what happens and the ah in the future. Took a few days off. What you doing taking days off, man?
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tuned in last night, man. It was super serious on the Lazy Shaman show. i like Super duper serious.
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ah
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Actually got acknowledged for a change. Shout out to Shaman. I know that was Shaman. Spring clean. And you took days off work just to clean? Come on, bro.
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thank
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you got that you got that big money man hire somebody to do it for you
00:11:55
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yeah ready ready took you guys let me get ready took you guys out of road that nobody was ready to go down last night I was like Jesus H Christ if he's real
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i know i know who's read i know who i know who ah i know who I know who loves to chat and who doesn't. Jedi's a hater. He hates to chat. Big money, what's that? Well, I'm sure he's down there where you are, you can get a couple um couple house cleaners for like $10, $15.
00:12:28
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fifteen bucks Don't mind me just licking a washcloth and God only knows where it came from and wipe my screen off right in the middle of the show because there's like something like right in the middle of my screen.
00:12:40
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I got it. I got it. Oh, I got it. and St. Paddy's Day is coming up. When is St. Paddy? It's like two weeks away.
00:12:50
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Daylight saving time. Daylight savings time happens tonight. I hope you guys are ready for that. It's going to go quick jump from fucking midnight to 1 a.m. m right now.
00:13:02
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Not right now, but when it happens. Everybody's going to be mad at the bars because they got to leave an hour early But they get to stay an hour late in the fall. so Or an hour longer.
00:13:20
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St. Paddy's Day next Tuesday. I have a guest next Tuesday on St. Patrick's Day. I can't remember who that is. We got guests all this week, too. Roland's coming back on Monday. Roland Jewett.
00:13:38
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I'm excited to hang out with him and talk to him again. ah um Faster Horses will be on Tuesday. And Adam Arena on Wednesday.
00:13:50
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I don't know what Wally's doing. Oh, Zay's next. Zay's on St. Paddy's Day. Zay Grassley's coming back in two weeks. Whoop, whoop.
00:14:09
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Ooh, and what other things might you get from for $10 to $20 there, buddy? a I don't know who your guests are, Wally.
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So tell me, and then I can tell them.
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God, just like i' just glad to here right now. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:39
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It's been a long day. we feel like we didn't do much, but we did a lot.
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Oh, wait i I slept in. I was up at 830. i l
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ah Brock Talbot on Monday coming back. feel like I just uploaded an episode that he was on.
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or I'm getting ready to do one of the two.
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Yeah, I feel like I just did that. I don't know. I could be wrong.
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Ah, yeah. I slept in. I mean, I guess kind of, sort of. ah Slept in until about time you get you normally get up and you were up time. I normally get up
00:15:53
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Yeah, but you had brought on that too, let's see I Know I just uploaded it I brought I know you had Brad on my bad. Did you say Brock or Brad?
00:16:06
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Oh, yeah, you had Brad on. Never mind. Never mind. You had Brad on. Yeah, I was... Watched Wally last night with the new show, with the new gig. Watched those guys.
00:16:23
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I don't know anything that they were fucking talking about other than racing. mean, I know how to drive, and I know how to drive fast. And I know how drive in the mud, but outside of that. ah But then I Then I tuned over to be even more confused to the Shaman Show. lazy
Casual Conversations and Light Humor
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The Lazy Shaman. Sorry, Lazy. I just completely fired you.
00:16:44
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You're fired, Lazy. You don't even get mentioned anymore in the Shaman Show. The Lazy Shaman Show. Sorry, Jedi. I mean to fire you from a show that I have no power over. but but I'm hungry with power. I'm an egomaniac. I'm tripping.
00:17:06
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Yeah, yeah, Brad. My bad, Wally. All I knew, all I see was the last name.
00:17:18
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I never heard of the guy. Jedi, what? what a Never heard of him. Never, never heard of him. Who's that?
00:17:38
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I ain't got much to talk about. I'm just killing time. I'm just going ahead and drop the link, and anybody who wants to come in can come in. Copy that. What's this say?
00:17:49
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Hosted by Glick. All right, so it says hosted by Glick this this week.
00:17:55
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Continue. Copy. Copy that. Hashtag lazy who? Hashtag lazy what? What?
00:18:08
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Hashtag kick the doors open. It's Saturday night Everybody and anybody is welcome to jump up on the panel if you'd like to hang out Feel free to leave your politics and religion and bullshit at the door Yeah, cuz we're here to have a good time
00:18:30
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Damn it Somebody with power the chat pin that shit
00:18:39
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Who has power? I don't. I do. I just have to switch. Huh?
00:18:46
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I think you know how to. I think you can do it. What up, Drew? Yo, what's up? Hey. Just over here bumble fucking through life.
00:18:56
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Right on. I'm down with that. I'm a bumble fucker. Did I like get my comment taken away? I was just i'm just fine trying to find it. It's gone now. I didn't see Really? Let's see.
00:19:10
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I put choo-choo motherfuckers. Oh, yeah. And I put live and it's gone. It's not even there. i guess it didn't post. Yeah, that's great. It's escape probably because I'm out of mod. No, YouTube's been real finicky. Even last night, Wally was live, and I put some kind of goofy-ass comment in the chat, making fun of one of the guys in there, Corey, a buddy of ours.
00:19:31
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And it's my channel. And my comment didn't go through. Through StreamYard will do that. on YouTube it generally posts it. But yeah, middle century, yeah.
00:19:45
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i Yeah, Lazy. I would love to. Please. don't think anybody wants to have that. I don't think anybody wants to have... a but but yeah i don't know what I don't get to censoring, man. it It drives me crazy.
00:20:08
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have your The old Norse gods. Let's get Nils in here. yeah Jesus. We don't need to get Nils on a rant. Censored me, too. Can't say... but Yeah, yeah you got it you just said fuck you gotta... You just said fuck. You gotta to learn how to navigate the the censorship, whether it be...
00:20:32
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YouTube or one of the other various other platforms that are out there because it's it's weird how they censor. Like, I can't say fuck, but if you're on TikTok and you're a, you know, a 16 year old girl, you can be half naked and do rails off your dog's penis.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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talk yeah
00:21:01
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Oh, shit. I miss those days. No, I'm it is Rails off the old dog's penis. Yeah. yes yeah we we all have We all have demons. We all have stories. Fluffy.
00:21:16
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Hey, Fluffy.
00:21:22
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Oh, speaking of Fluffy, we got what got the chicken chicken producer. hey Everyone want to say hi to the fluffy, my prince aka princess. er and gu the pra I thought you were going to show an actual chicken. I was like, what the hell? It said a shaman right there. It's on the street.
00:21:46
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if
00:21:51
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Okay. You can't do that right now. You got to go. Hey, byebye um um we're not here to kink shame. yeah we we we will We will nerd shame on the nonsensical network, but we will not kink shame shaman. So whatever you're into, buddy.
00:22:07
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Princess loves to squeeze the cock. Nice.
00:22:13
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nice What you been up to over there in in your world, Drew? a oh No, no, princess. No, no, not now. Go out. up oh Go.
00:22:24
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Sorry. She said, she said, you just got me all riled up. Now you're kicking me out. Yeah, totally.
00:22:32
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She's looking at me like, what the fuck, man? Oh, come on. Okay. No. All So I ah i ah went grocery shopping today, did adult shit.
00:22:46
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yeah out of your adulting is completely overrated yeah yeah hmm
00:22:56
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uh what else did i do today I went to work went to a multi-million dollar Airbnb fix their built-in oven made 200 bucks about 20 minutes worth of work and then uh walk down walk down to the beach had a couple drinks ah look at the water, out the seagulls, watched the homeless people fight each other.
00:23:23
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should recorded that shit, man. That's good content right there. Yeah, it totally was, but I had my phone in the truck because I didn't want to be like all stuck in my phone while was at the beach. And of course, the one time I don't have my phone on me. you know I'm always afraid if I'm at the beach and I have my phone on me, I'm going to forget it in my pocket and get in the water or something like that.
00:23:42
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i've totally done that yeah i've still done that that's the worst i've got pork shorts and i'll be like that the it does it's all nice i'm like oh salt water in the cell phone that's really nice it's all crunchy you can try to plug it in
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ah
00:24:04
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shaman isn't into anything he likes things in him orchestra losers
00:24:11
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I'm so glad don't have to work on weekends. i don't do I don't do weekend work. I mean, i it was just like, I knew what I had to do. it was going take me very long, and it was a lot of money. I'm all, yeah, why not?
00:24:24
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yeah I ain't got nothing better to do right now. Hang on a sec. can get rid this dog. I'm in Lazy On. Wait, what?
00:24:39
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I mean, he just lays there. He is lazy after all, Shaman. it's It's your story, brother. You tell it.
00:24:51
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We had to do something. and We had to go to the eye doctor today. Yay, that's always fun. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Did it smoke you there? Yeah.
00:25:03
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still I'm still blind. Yes. Yeah, fuck and um I got a neighbor that's like that. he He's an electrician.
00:25:14
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Really, really smart fucking dude. Had a stroke like three years ago and ended up having like lose some of his eyesight in his eyes so he wears a patch like that too. um Didn't lose any of his cognis cognitive abilities. Just the eyesight thing. That's it.
00:25:29
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Which is crazy. I guess that that's a thing.
00:25:32
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Dude, strokes are fucking wild, man. It's crazy how some people can have some and it doesn't affect them at all. Like, my uncle had one years ago. Lost sight, lost hearing, and lost his speech.
00:25:47
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And then in less than five years, he had gotten everything back. Wow. And now he's back to being a jackass. We liked him a lot better when he couldn't talk. You know?
00:26:00
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I'm like, which one my uncles have is drunk. specific but I grew up in Thunderdome in my family, so we always like we all fuck with each other. and my My uncle is usually the instigator, so when he couldn't talk no more, it was great. because it it was like Everything came back. like he got his hearing or He got his vision back, but then he got his hearing back, but it his his ability to speak took the longest.
00:26:28
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So he could hear us talking shit to him and he couldn't do anything. That's probably what drove him to fucking speak again. he was like, motherfucker. and He's trying to write shit on his little dry erase board to make fun of us. It's crazy though.
00:26:43
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Like, as they were just up halfway there
00:26:53
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no it's crazy though like What you know how how bad strokes can can fuck you up? and enough for sure lock with yeah permanent Left side droop for the rest of their life and shit don't work
00:27:10
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I am laughing about people having a stroke. Yeah
00:27:16
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Look if you can't laugh about it. Yeah, that's true. I mean the only lives so long, right? Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure with this much as I've made fun of them, I'm bound to have one.
00:27:27
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I just hope if I have one, it happens live. I really hope they stroke out live on the show. Yeah, I feel the same way, right? It'd be great content. Yeah. Oh, shit. It's like, ah what's his name? um
00:27:45
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Smoke and Scan. he had He had a minor stroke. It was one of ones that fucked his lip up and shit. and um I was like thinking ahead. I'm like, man, maybe you should like quit smoking weed. We started making fun of his iPad slot. He was just like fucking around and what what is it?
00:28:07
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Cosplaying a pirate or something. He's like, no, I had a stroke. is like so yeah And still continue to make fun of it. It's like, I see someone on a patch. I'm like, Hey, I want to be a pirate up until I was eight. You know? Yeah.
00:28:24
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Yeah, you guys were guys were an interesting panel last night, Shaman You stroke out on dual street I better fit both of our channels My brother was like, I'm stroking out my brother says eyes i'm stroking out like You do that every day anyway, man, like fucking Dickhead Every time I can't tell you how many times I've <unk> I've said that like trying to do something and shit's not working or words aren't coming out right or ah something. It's just like, oh, yep as I smell toast.
00:29:06
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I didn't realize
Age, Alcohol, and Anecdotes
00:29:10
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I was a village people. You are now, Remy. What's going on, Remy? Butt pirate. Ain't nothing wrong with being a butt pirate.
00:29:18
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That's what Wally tells me anyways. I have no experience. yeah words Words are hard, Wally. 100%. Words are are very much hard.
00:29:33
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Words are. Are. are Yeah. are Poor Smoke. He was a good sport, though. He was a good sport last week. you Consider him.
00:29:54
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Remy's got a job, title Shaman. He's the old-school, 90s sleazy DJ in the strip club on a Tuesday afternoon.
00:30:07
Speaker
What are you drinking? Just the old Miller Lite. Right on. Par for the course. i got i got zero sugar Jack Daniel Coca-Cola.
00:30:20
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Well, minus is zero sugar. Is that stuff any good? It's actually good. Yeah, it's good mix. You know, it was on sale, and I said i was i went grocery shopping today, and i was like, shit, I'll get a four-pack, and they're not bad.
00:30:33
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Not bad. You know? where my modello Yeah, I've seen it around. It's been around for a while. I've just never tried it because yeah i used to, well, I was a Jack and Coke or a Jack and Pepsi. I prefer Pepsi over Coke.
00:30:46
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But I drank Jack and Pepsi for years, and then I seen they started doing that with the Jack and Coke, and I'm like, I don't know if it's just going to have the same, same kick, the same, and I haven't been brave enough to try it yet. So, you know, I'm not even that huge of a Coke fan. I was a Pepsi guy for a long time, you know, suic cell tensies but, um, fucking, yeah. I mean, if they had a Jack and Pepsi, I'd probably buy that over a Jack and Coke, honestly.
00:31:14
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oh yeah. i would say bob Yeah. yeah yeah I used to drink like a fifth of Jack Daniels when younger like in like a sitting easy and I i had to quit drinking Jack Daniels because of that but you just get too trash and then get back back then I wake up just fine not nowadays yeah no not doubt that even the Miller Lite some days kick my ass I kind of gave liquor not 100% but I stopped drinking it to get fucked up several several years ago
00:31:47
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Now I'll do the occasional couple shots if I'm out with some certain with certain friends. yeah And I might have the occasion during the summertime if I'm going to set out on a patio.
00:32:01
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I'll have me like a Jack Daniels honey and some sweet tea. Nice little summertime beverage. when I stream, I have a bad habit of like making screwdrivers and just being like one screwdriver, two screwdriver, three screwdrivers until I'm so fucking screwed up.
00:32:19
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I forgot. I lost count. i'm like, this is only my third one. I'm like shit face, like not even carrying any words. Yeah. Yeah. It turns into a whole stream of like everyone. It's a good time.
00:32:30
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yeah it's all It's always funny. you know but it's like i wake up like so shitty like, oh, the ah the cheap vodka got me again. God damn it. That's what it is. If you get the good vodka, you'll be all right. Because that cheap shit will fuck you up. I need to start like filtering my vodka my cheap vodka so it's not so bad. Because I know it's all that extra crap in it.
00:32:55
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And, uh, yeah. because johnman You like the way Jack tastes.
00:33:07
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ah Shut up, Wally. They're my imaginary friends. In my head. No. Yeah, man. That's, that's, that's the, that's the other problem. That's another reason. Uh, I don't, I don't drink a lot of liquor now. buy, you know, now that I've gotten older, know,
00:33:25
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it takes It takes a lot longer to recover than it used to 20 years ago. but Big time, bro. like i i I get like two-day hangovers now, which is like unheard of.
00:33:37
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i didn't even know it was possible. i like I'll be like shitty all fucking day, or the next day I still feel like shit. I'm like, fuck, man. like I should have slipped that off by now. like I was sleeping all day yesterday. Yeah, that's not that's not cool.
00:33:52
Speaker
Yeah, I used to be able to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels. A case of Budweiser. Yeah, drink a bunch of Bud. Fucking yeah, dude. wake You know, crash out about four o'clock, wake up at 6 a.m. in some random cornfield to go to work and it it be fine. Now it's like I look at a bottle of Jack Daniels for too long. I'm hungover for three days.
00:34:18
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it's like, what's that smell? It's not alcohol. Yeah. Who the hell? What are you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Young, dumb, man. Late teens, early who the hell what are you i okay there
00:34:41
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yeah yeah young dumb man late teens early twenty s It was invincible. Now I'm almost 45 and it's just like... Yeah, that's all I am. i regret those nights when i I regret those nights when I think that I'm still in my 20s and it's just like, okay, I can do shots all night long. Let's go. New Year's Eve happened in this event this year.
00:35:06
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and like I'm glad I got this hotel for an extra night because both my girlfriend and I were tore up from the floor up on New Year's Eve. Yeah, dude. And i I don't like going out on New Year's. gets too wild. there's a lot of drunk drivers.
00:35:22
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lot of people A lot of people get killed on Year's, man. It's kind of fucked up. It's gotten worse. it's made I don't know if it's like social media, but yeah. I don't want to go out.
00:35:33
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I want to stay inside. it's it it's It's weird today with all the fucking... services that are out there. Uber, Lyft. Right. Yeah. It costs you $30, $40. You can go anywhere you want in the city.
00:35:48
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Yeah. And there's still people fucking dying because they couldn't handle their liquor and got behind the wheel. Well, we had, ons
00:35:58
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we had, um, we had an event, New Year's Eve, uh, network event. Uh, and it was at a, it was at a hotel in a bar down on the,
00:36:09
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And like we just booked a hotel a room at that hotel. And then right next door was a bar. So we got done with the event and we walked next door. And then we found out at the end of the night, they had a back entrance that opened up right to the right to the ah hotel.
00:36:29
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So we literally just had to walk, you know, 10, 20 feet. yeah We were driving. So, you know, we we both got to... Shout out to the Southern Outlaws, who we were hanging out with, drinking on New Year's Eve. the next day, God, man, we didn't get out of bed until like freaking six o'clock the next night. yeah And even then I was like, I don't want to order DoorDash again.
00:36:59
Speaker
there's a dollar There's a Dollar General right down the road. Let's just go grab some some really terrible food from the Dollar General and just throw it in the microwave here in the hotel. Yeah, yeah I've done that so many times, like, doing the hotel thing. do Dude, there's nothing like a Dollar General, like, close by. and And that's a big thing on the East Coast, I found. Like, we we have maybe, like, two in the entire state of California.
00:37:22
Speaker
Around here, it's all Dollar Tree or, like... um or like the 99 cent store. It's not the 99 cent store anymore. It's called something else, but like, it's like, it's the same exact thing, except they're not like, they're not like mega stores, like dollar general, dollar general is always big.
00:37:39
Speaker
It was got like big refrigerators and all that. yeah Um, Dollar tree is like it depends on the store like a lot of them are small, but as much you'll get to the mega one you're like fuck is a dollar general and I usually pretty good shit, you know, you can find good stuff um We a Valentine's Day. I was I took my mom I Out because you know as my mom i I was single at the time. i'm kind of dating someone now, but I took my mom out and And ah we went, she's like, hey, let's go eat.
00:38:09
Speaker
So went and got her lunch. And she's like, hey, I want to go to the dollar store, get some stuff. like, cool. I'm like, you go inside your new thing. I'll fuck around the phone. And she was in there for like an hour and a half. i was like fucking
Shopping and Lifestyle Observations
00:38:20
Speaker
dying. But I'm like sitting here watching people come out with fucking balloons. I'm like, that's a great idea. You go to the dollar store, you your fucking balloons and all your flowers and all that shit. like Yeah. like I'm like, i my dumb ass going to Target or whatever, buying, spending like $5 getting like one balloon. Yeah.
00:38:39
Speaker
How much do you love your significant other? You went shopping at Dollar Tree for Valentine's
00:38:48
Speaker
Day. You don't know. We got the Dollar Generals here. We got the Dollar Trees. We got the Family Dollar. But the crazy thing about Dollar General here in Ohio is they put – now, we've got a – well, I live in town, and we've got – there's two of them within five minutes of my house.
00:39:07
Speaker
But they will put a Dollar General literally in the middle of fucking nowhere. You'll be driving out in the country, rolling ass down. And all of a sudden there's a goddamn Dollar General. One of the big ones, too. It's got like the freezer and the food section and the produce. And and it's just in the middle of a fucking cornfield with nothing else around it.
00:39:26
Speaker
It's wild. I noticed that when I went to Nils' house. He's like, yeah, yeah we're going Dollar General. It's like this little tiny podunk town. Fucking Dollar General. I'm like, wow, like, of course, everyone's going to the Dollar General because it's like, it's big. And then we went went we went across this across the bridge to Ohio.
00:39:43
Speaker
And I was like, there's like one just sitting there like the middle of fucking nowhere. I was like, dude, what the fuck? Like, that's crazy. just I got the experience. I'm it' good want me they me out like, there is so different, man. um Um, for like a place that only has like 240 people that live in town.
00:40:04
Speaker
And like, it's just like, they have to drive out of town. They get to like this one fucking store. It's a whole different world for me, man. i i don't understand that. My city asset. Well, i live, I live in the Hills where I live, but even like around here, like you'll have the occasional liquor store. Yeah. yeah Like, you know, a grocery store here and there, you know, but no, no, no 99 cent stores. You gotta to go in the city for that.
00:40:26
Speaker
No. Yeah. We got them everywhere here. Like I said, I technically live in town. oh excuse me but i'm on the back side of town so i can go sit on my patio and it still has that country feel but yeah walmart kroger's all the restaurants you know dollar in general all that stuff is like five minutes from my house but it's like right there so i don't have to go very hard which is nice i got all the conveniences of living in town and i don't have to live and hear all the traffic and i could sit on my patio the stars and
00:40:58
Speaker
You can hear the critters at night. You can see the deer or the coyote or whatever, you know, coming down off the hillside into the field and all that good shit. So imagine. Yeah, that's what like about where I live. we got we got the country here. It's not all city-like.
00:41:13
Speaker
it's I mean, once in a while, you'll hear like a really loud motorcycle from really far away. Yeah. That's about it, you know. That's about James, you shall be cursed for trying to curse me.
00:41:26
Speaker
fifty fifty
00:41:31
Speaker
I drink about a half gallon of whiskey nightly. You have a problem, Zanfios. You should die seek counseling. He's in his late 20s, early 30s for sure.
00:41:43
Speaker
Yeah. Dollar tree, dollar tree, dollar general, family dollar, dollar store, all the dollars. All the dollars, Shaman. Dollar, dollar bill, y'all. Yeah, they changed the dollar tree now. Dollar tree up here.
00:41:57
Speaker
Everything used to be a dollar. Now it's a dollar 25 and more because they have like a $5 section. That's where the high end fancy stuff is in the Dollar Tree is if you go to the $5 aisle. but But they have everything there. I mean, I'll go up there and buy, you know, laundry detergent, dishwashing detergent, like all that stuff.
00:42:22
Speaker
Welcome back, Mandy. 44 in corporate? Damn. i don't know the fuck you do it, man. That's nuts. That's nuts. I can't do that.
00:42:37
Speaker
Damn. Stop jerking off in front of your computer. Who's jerking off in front of their computer? It's because your camera keeps going bouncing. That's because I'm fidgeting. I need to adjust. It's really fucking high for some reason.
00:42:54
Speaker
Had it moved around. Cash and I were doing our show today and I had it off like off the laptop because I was working on the laptop. Reverse Uno card activated.
00:43:08
Speaker
Wait a minute. Why are we reverse Uno carding? Oh, when i reverse cursed Ottoman. Take that, James Ottoman.
00:43:18
Speaker
yeah for Yeah, man, I don't drink like that anymore. I drink on Saturdays, and that's about it. I might do occasional Friday night. I might have a couple. and It's literally, that's all it is. It's literally just a couple ah
00:43:35
Speaker
on Fridays. it's It's very rare that I get my little drinky drink on on Fridays, but it's mainly just Saturday nights is the only night I really drink.
00:43:47
Speaker
Fidgeting equals jerking the hump. Hands up.
00:43:56
Speaker
That was the thing back ah earlier in the when fucking like Carly dad and I used to hang out back in the early days. That was the thing. I was like, you know, hands up fucking.
00:44:10
Speaker
It was around. was like no one's doing nothing. You know, the land bla I was totally jerking it, you know. i I'm not doing anything. Jedi's not in the chat yet because he's currently busy.
00:44:24
Speaker
if you know what I mean. We're filming content for the Lazy Glicks OnlyFam page.
00:44:36
Speaker
Yeah, it was before was Moose Up. i don't know. Moose Up became like a thing afterwards, but, you know. we've We've done that before on um on on this show. When we used to do this show three nights a week, we've we've done that before. Like, hands up. Let's see. Where's your hands? What's going on?
00:44:54
Speaker
Hands up, don't shoot. Yeah. I do still have the external mic, Chris Technician. I just, I bought this camera and the mic on it works just as well.
00:45:07
Speaker
ah So my mic is somewhere.
00:45:13
Speaker
When I get a new camera, I'll probably go back to using my mic.
00:45:22
Speaker
I caught half of your show. What the hell? What the hell? Cash. ET had job fair today. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Nice. I'm glad you got to catch some of it.
00:45:34
Speaker
Moose up.
00:45:36
Speaker
Someone reboot. like but Why do I have to be rebooted?
00:45:43
Speaker
Am I glitching out? Do I need to do i need to reboot? I mean, we got some shitty weather coming out going on. It's been going on all day. We had tornado warnings all the way They've expired by now, I believe.
00:45:59
Speaker
So, ah Iran they're FC1s. I it in the background. What is this? Oh,
00:46:05
Speaker
Jesus Christ.
00:46:12
Speaker
what is this
00:46:18
Speaker
um jesus great nice
00:46:28
Speaker
the flying carpet one you know chicken fri ah shit where'd i run to look at that guy you know he ain't running anywhere
00:46:46
Speaker
fucked up I mean, how did it say boat? I had to go for a run today, actually. like I ran down the beach and I'm too fat for this shit. God damn it.
00:46:58
Speaker
oh Yeah.
00:47:01
Speaker
Yeah, i don't i don't run i don't I don't run anywhere anytime. And if I am running, you better fucking run too at the end of the day because I'm running from something. Yeah. It's like I got my cardiovascular going on I need a drink.
00:47:18
Speaker
Was that Aladdin? I might have been.
00:47:27
Speaker
he said he yeah he said he ran. I ran. yeah Oh, yeah. I don't know he gets that. Do it on the dark, crazy lady.
00:47:38
Speaker
Oh, it's, I've got a migraine, so I was trying to chat for a few minutes, but not have it too loud. I'm sure this is helping.
00:47:50
Speaker
I have a migraine. I'm going to watch click in his his idiot panel. yeah Well, I feel like I needed to come on just to like reboot you for a minute, like reset the click, find the smart ass.
00:48:11
Speaker
I'm getting there. I'm getting there. um yeah My... my my ah It don't help matters none that my anxiety got elevated about an hour and a half or so before the show. So I'm still trying to like come down from that. like I don't know. i don't I told you he didn't think a fake pregnancy would be funny. Pregnancy pregnancy would...
00:48:40
Speaker
that was That would not be funny for anybody. We had that conversation. I don't know why. this Every time I... I said that my anxiety was up.
00:48:53
Speaker
um And she said a fake pregnancy. I told you it was not funny. Yeah. and As I said, you and I have had that conversation. today don't Neither one of us want no... while We don't want no babies.
00:49:05
Speaker
The only babies that better happen better be grandbabies. And that better not be for a long time. Oh, yeah I want more babies, but they're going to come from the animal shelter.
00:49:23
Speaker
So every time I see your name, i always think like Glick and Gleek. I had to change the name. Like, g click and gleeek
00:49:30
Speaker
wasn't Gleek? Like, no, that was no, that wasn't. I was gonna say, wasn't that's a little creature from Thor? but it was a meat or something like that. Oh yeah. Right. Yeah. I thought meat was the little critter from a genius and fur.
00:49:48
Speaker
That was Perry, the platypus. Yeah. But the little alien that comes down that they have to have the translator for that was me. And I'm really surprised that I know that. Yeah.
00:50:02
Speaker
I've been hanging out with my nieces and nephews. Yeah, that's Doctor Who. didn't think about that.
00:50:12
Speaker
um Have you run from Glick to Zig Zag? Yeah.
00:50:22
Speaker
You better not zag when you should have zigged because I'll get you. get you get your zig See, this is how I know it's a generational thing because I saw zigzags and Afro man popped in my head. Oh, yeah, that was my zigzag rolling papers. I remember growing up, that's what mom always had was her zigzags for her married Jew walnut. Devil's lettuce, if you will.
00:50:48
Speaker
You hear about that lawsuit that Afro man's going through? um He got, he had his house raided last year, a couple of years ago or something like that. And i knew about they couldn't they couldn't find anything. It was a bunch of bullshit. And so he, he, he sued, he sued the police department because they broke his door. They had no real reason. It was a bunch of bullshit. It was a whole, whole list of reasons.
00:51:12
Speaker
And, and the judge like denied the case. And now the police department is suing him as counter suing him. And they're letting that case go through.
00:51:22
Speaker
what Yeah. It's total bullshit. Welcome to the backwards world of Mississippi. You're just trying to go out for the Afro man. Here's the thing. if if here's that Here's another thing.
00:51:34
Speaker
you're a known pothead and everybody knows that you smoke a lot of weed and I don't know if Mississippi is legal or not, but why not move to a state where it's 100% legal? Mississippi is legal now.
00:51:46
Speaker
It's legal go for about three years now.
00:51:51
Speaker
It's law fair.
00:51:54
Speaker
It's lot of fear. They just want to go after people they don't like. Well, Jackson, which is where Aquaman lives, Jackson PD is so fucking corrupt that it's not even funny. I mean, right now they have the Jackson mayor, the police chief that they just fired, the one before him that they fired are all on trial for federal embezzlement charges.
00:52:27
Speaker
So, yeah. I remember why they're suing him now. It's because he used video of them raiding his house. And he was just like putting in like, like his experience, like he's a rapper. So he always puts his life experience into his videos.
00:52:40
Speaker
And so they had to put clips of it. they're suing him for using clips of the, of the raid. Oh, yeah. He was like, he was like, look, he's like, I use, i use it like analog, angelically, like,
00:52:53
Speaker
you know I didn't clean my room because I got high. I got raided because of this. you know like it right and And so why he used the video. And so I guess now they're suing him for that over the video.
00:53:05
Speaker
And that is is total bullshit. they They should be suing him for that. yeah I was going to go to... resident you But then I i got out. Corrupt cops. You don't say.
Technology and Personal Preferences
00:53:24
Speaker
yeah that's that's ah don't keep Keep trying, Zanfios. You'll get it, buddy. I promise you'll you'll get it spelled right eventually. ah oh yeah I'm getting you my new phone here pretty soon. That's pretty cool.
00:53:45
Speaker
I'm getting the S26 um give the s twenty six ultra i got ive had the I've had the S24 and ah I was like, they had a great deal where I was able to get my mom um the S25 for free.
00:54:01
Speaker
And I was like, well, they're written and I was going to get one too, but I was like, wait a minute, i can just wait like a couple months and get the new 26. So, yeah, the 26 actually comes out Tuesday. On the 12th or something like that, right? Yeah, Thursday, right?
00:54:17
Speaker
Thursday, yeah, you're right. Yeah, and um so they said that if I call on the 11th, that's when the new um promotion will start, and they'll give me 750 for my S24 Ultra.
00:54:31
Speaker
So I'm like, hell yeah. All I got to do is pay 70 bucks tax, and I'll fucking get a sick-ass dope new phone. Yeah, I want to get i want to get that, too, because I actually have the FE, so...
00:54:46
Speaker
Yeah, my mom had the old mom had like an S20. She had an old phone. So was like, it's time to upgrade. Oh, no, it's because it's because you dropped your phone on the toilet. That's what happened. And and i was like, i' I've been to her for a while to get a new phone.
00:54:59
Speaker
So I think been sitting bag of rice. I'm like, i don't want to touch that fucking thing. I've been really lucky that way. I have never dropped a phone in the toilet. Yeah. Shaman has an Obama phone. Yeah, he does. we are all aware du Dude, that reminds me like when I went camping, were trying to get a hold my friend and like we knew he was out there, but he didn't know we we' were staying and he never he never called us. We could never get a hold of him.
00:55:26
Speaker
And so we're worried about him. we didn't see We didn't see him the whole weekend. We're like, fuck, what happened to him? Like he was totally here. And because he was supposed to call us to find where our camping spot was. Well, I remember like I remember like really having to take a shit and like, cause we're going down the dirt road. Like it was the end of the weekend. I'm like, fuck after all that meat, you know, like fuck you finally get to the, you get to the outhouse.
00:55:46
Speaker
I'm like, Oh, thank God. I finally take a shit. And, and I got down the mountain and my friend and like, wait I saw him at the bar, like the next couple days after that. And he's like, dude, I dropped my phone in the outhouse.
00:55:58
Speaker
I was like, it totally took a shit on your phone, bro. like we're trying to call you like all weekend i'm like i've been funny if like i call it while i was taking a crap you know like shitty reception after that yeah
00:56:16
Speaker
yeah i've been debating wanting to upgrade i think i've got the 24 plus something i don't know what the fuck i have but i was like hey want to upgrade my phone but I don't want to learn a whole new phone. Plus, the kids are yelling at me because they want new phones. So it's like, ah keep my phone, upgrade their phones. I don't know. Go in there and see what they got going on.
00:56:38
Speaker
Okay. I want to ask you like a really serious question. What kind of phone Kayla have? She's got iPhone.
00:56:50
Speaker
yep Okay. So it's not just because I have i've always been Samsung person. But the stubborn ass that I'm married to has always had iPhones.
00:57:01
Speaker
And I have noticed that that if one person in the relationship has the the Galaxy, the other one has the iPhone, and they are so hard-headed with each other. no I think she wants an Android. I think she wants a Galaxy. I don't think she likes it. I think it was a part of a...
00:57:17
Speaker
A deal. woman something My daughter, however, my oldest daughter is the only one in the family that has an iPhone and an iWatch and all the i, this, that, and everything else. She's an iPhone chic.
00:57:32
Speaker
I'm like, it's a shitty phone, bro. It's still five years behind my phone and you have the top of the line brand new fucking iPhone.
00:57:43
Speaker
No, it's not. don't know. I'm yeah. Okay. our natural the circle like Donatello. Donatello. Android Master Race.
00:57:57
Speaker
I, you know, I will, uh, you know, I will say I have dropped my phone several times and, uh, there was, uh, an incident a few months back where I allegedly and or may or may not have gotten really fucking drunk one night and decided that I wanted to go, um,
00:58:15
Speaker
take a shower and passed out in the tub and somehow flooded my bathroom and woke up the next morning alone in the bottom of the tub. This is all allegedly it may or may not have happened.
00:58:31
Speaker
ah And when I, when I came to kind of groggy, it was like, Oh, what the fuck? Why is there water everywhere? ah shit. Where's my phone? And realized it was between my legs in the water under, under the water in the tub.
00:58:45
Speaker
Lord only knows how long I've been there. And I grabbed it and I was like, like what was it like to finally have something big between your legs? Yeah, right. Yeah, finally, I'm a real. ah So I pulled the phone out. i was like, God damn it. I'm too hungover to go to T-Mobile today. And I pushed the lock button on it and it lit up and I was like, fuck yeah, game on, bitch.
00:59:06
Speaker
So I got it all out, tried it all out, took Q-tips to the charger and everything. And took a little ah Blow dryer that I had and tried and plugged it back in and this is the same phone that's went swimming in my bathtub when drunk ass dropped it in there allegedly maybe do there's there's nothing skin in a mode right You know if you stick it in a pot of uncooked rice Chinese men will come during the night and fix it for you, right?
00:59:32
Speaker
is that what happens o what you say drew ah There's nothing like an IP67 rated phone, man. like they are they they can send They can go like seven meters or some shit like that underwater without failing. No, it's a meter. I'm sorry.
00:59:48
Speaker
ah meter of IP67 and then the next step up is like like four meters. And then after that, it's like seven meters. So I think the deepest you could take, like any, like the high-end phones is seven meters.
01:00:01
Speaker
But, um but yeah, yeah, those are about a level six or level seven or something like that. I was, I was thoroughly impressed because it was, it was in that tub. It had to have been in there for a couple hours, couple few hours, allegedly.
01:00:14
Speaker
Yeah. this Yeah, they're only supposed to last like 30 minutes. Am I the only person wondering how much of that was water and how much of that was sea? It was water. um I mean, I don't know. i didn't i measure. All I know is I woke up and like one leg was hanging over the side of the tub. The rest of me was in the tub. I don't know how I fit in the tub because I don't normally fit in the tub, but I was in there and the water was still running. i guess it's ah It's an IP67 rating.
01:00:48
Speaker
And I really want to know how you got your drone cast out of the tub. I just i think kind of but Thankfully, they were still watering it, so it was easy to kind of wiggle and squirm out. Allegedly, allegedly and that this this could be a true story or not. I'm just saying. well ah Hi, Scotto. Hey, Scotto. Boo-boo. Boo-boo.
01:01:18
Speaker
scott oh there's the picture we need you to make of of sasquatch getting out of the tub everywhere a little 6767 uh no i the shaman has a little much like shaman everywhere a little six seven six and ah no i the shaman has little much like so i And Chris Technician, I've never owned an iPhone, but I have worked for a couple couple companies where we had company phones and they were iPhones. I thought they were fucking pieces of shit. and The only thing I knew how to do on them was make phone calls.
01:01:54
Speaker
Dude, they literally haven't changed very much. I had like a fucking had an an iPod and iTouch back in the day. And it was like the same shit. It hasn't changed nothing. like It's always like the same screen. You've got push the same buttons and App Store still sucks.
01:02:10
Speaker
What up, Matty? Matty was on for work for like a few months there, and i was like, fuck this thing. Yeah, my I had a company last last year that I used to work for, year before, year and a half. And they're like, we're to get you an iPad so you can do your work orders on it And they gave me the iPad. And I was like, well, this is a giant piece of fucking shit.
01:02:30
Speaker
And I took it over, and I threw it in the drawer at my desk, and it never came out. They're how are you liking that iPad? I was like, I don't know. I ain't even turned it on yet. and they're like, what? I told you not to buy it. I will watch the rest of the show later.
01:02:44
Speaker
They never listen. If you start feeling better, come back up and say hi. I will. Talk you later. See later. Ah, Mandy and Jedi broke up.
01:02:55
Speaker
Jedi came in and Mandy said, I gotta leave. What is this nonsense? Mandy just left me. Damn it.
01:03:06
Speaker
Trouble in paradise, my friend, huh? He's got to put his lightsaber away now.
01:03:14
Speaker
Yeah. Lightsaber went... b yeah I'm sorry you bumped your head under my desk, but that's going to make great content for later. As long as we can monetize it.
01:03:26
Speaker
Yeah. You got a little something-something there. Mm-hmm.
01:03:36
Speaker
I'm drunk. Send me a link on that chat. It's in the chat. It's pinned.
01:03:44
Speaker
Here, I'll repost it. There it is. Hi, Mandy. Who the fuck calls the internet Safari? I agree, ladies and gentlemen. like i know yeah I feel like such a fucking moron every time I use an apple or like like an iPhone or something. that i'm like Every time you eat an apple, you feel like a moron?
01:04:06
Speaker
like come on There's no beef oh no beef in this apple. Africa. i got to go this book you on a godd damn African Safari just to get up to get under the interwebs and there's no buttons like you can't go back or just stuck wherever you're at so iPhone goes every time fucking click Safari now it's like
01:04:30
Speaker
my iphone goes every time i put in cook safari know it's like You're looking at porn on Safari and somebody walks in and you try to go back real quick and you're just stuck there. You're like, hello.
01:04:44
Speaker
Yeah.
01:04:49
Speaker
That's the worst feeling. I was looking at the stats on last night's game. How did this get here, stupid iPhone? It's an advertisement. It's an advertisement.
01:05:02
Speaker
Your algorithm's real kinky.
01:05:07
Speaker
yeah Why does Twitter keep showing me porn? I don't watch porn. fuck I'm going to church immediately. We're not starting that shit again tonight, Jedi.
01:05:23
Speaker
Is God real? What if if God was one of us? Oh God, it's the Sasquatch like one of us.
01:05:35
Speaker
Just a climate in the woods. No chicken. No chicken. No chicken. Go away. Who is Chris? No chicken.
01:05:46
Speaker
Go away. No chicken. The link's in the chat. Don't send it to him. The link's in the chat, Shaman. He doesn't need it. Click it. I don't know how to send it to you, Shaman.
01:06:00
Speaker
I don't even know if you're a real boy or not, a Shaman. heat Yeah, we've never seen your face, Shaman.
01:06:08
Speaker
I would like to say shout out to Shaman with amazing work, chat work last night. it's nice to It's nice to feel important. I feel like you're a part of the team for once on the Lazy Shaman Show.
01:06:22
Speaker
and Everything is cool when you're part of the team. Yeah.
01:06:31
Speaker
Hold on, Shaman.
01:06:35
Speaker
Oh, Jesus Christ. He wants a special link. He's pulling to that guy. It's because he's black, huh? Read that. Look at the chat. he want that rep He wants that reparation link. You know how many people are going to be confused by that? They're going to like, why is this Shaman's Link only? What if I click on it? What happened? Only Shaman's Link.
01:06:59
Speaker
they help and
01:07:07
Speaker
Are you two talking shit to each other out there?
01:07:11
Speaker
it is just I couldn't hear anything. I just looked out there and you're just like like Kayla's bowing up on cash. She's about to whoop his head. and Somebody's getting ask out there. I don't know who's he gonna be. You gotta be the referee. Get your shirt on.
01:07:26
Speaker
Yeah. No, I appreciate it you appreciating me, Shaman.
01:07:36
Speaker
Don't be jealous. Look, you're sitting so low that your your headline is covering up your face. Fix your shit, Jedi. Come on, man. Get your shit together. Act like you've been here before, brother.
01:07:50
Speaker
There you go. Too low, too low.
01:07:58
Speaker
Poor Jedi. Great show last night, by the way.
01:08:03
Speaker
I'm super serious. I don't believe you right now. I contemplated life and death. Is God real? Is God real or is not God real?
01:08:15
Speaker
that That is the question. I de-evolved. My hand's are right here, Shaman. Don't worry. I de-evolved and went back to the forest. You can't de-evolve if you've never evolved, so calm down.
01:08:32
Speaker
Well, I went from being a domesticated swatch to undomesticated swatch. I had to get back to my roots last night. He chewed his own foot out of a trap last night. That's the domestic knowledge. am.
01:08:48
Speaker
I'm very much domesticated.
01:08:52
Speaker
Stop slouching. Sit up straight.
01:08:59
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Mainly Jedi because we lose him. He just slowly starts to... um I'm already mury almost sick of this stream. Yeah. I've actually got to go. I've got to go deal with couple things right now. The dog is yeah being a menace to society.
01:09:16
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and you know I'm going to go help Drew. getting a juice in the hood. so I'm Jedi. but
01:09:25
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that's ah You wish. You wish, motherfucker.
01:09:32
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Alright boys, I'll come back if I can. I gotta go do it with the dog thing. I'll see you later.
01:09:41
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Look at that. Look at that. It's just musical chairs up in this pitch. Well yeah, now that you came on, everybody else is leaving. Oh yeah, because maybe you left when you got on, so I don't want to hear that shit.
01:09:52
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Thanks for having me Glick. See you later. Where are you going? Oh, bye Jedi. I love you buddy. Poor little guy. Now that the real ones are here, what's going on Shaman? What's going on? Welcome to the Glicks Nonsensical Network with the Shaman Says. What's going on, everybody? That's ah that's a little wordy.
01:10:13
Speaker
You know, I wish you had that much enthusiasm for our show, Shaman. I wish you did, too. but but I don't pretend for other people's shows, okay? God damn it.
01:10:26
Speaker
Hey, look, on Saturday nights, I bring the best out of both of you. I don't think that's true. that we we We are all great YouTube broadcasters.
01:10:37
Speaker
I'm about to go get my ah my spiked iced tea. I thought you were going to say Prince Albert. Hey. lo Okay. Your honky beater?
01:10:52
Speaker
Yeah. A little throwback for you. know how you guys like your YouTube clips. Yeah.
01:11:04
Speaker
Oh, they would have made that better. What'd you say? Cracker splitting with that hard iced tea or whatever the hell it was. Mike's hard tea, whatever. i't I don't drink that shit. Twisted tea.
01:11:15
Speaker
Hey, lazy. What are you streaming this to your audience? No. Are you son of a bitch? yeah You better. I could have a stroke on one of these shows is going to be great content.
01:11:29
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Bye. Yeah.
01:11:33
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just saying we the all win if I have a stroke mid-show. animal can control could show up and throw one of those nooses around your neck and drag you into the back of a truck and take you to the pound. Shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and it doesn't even face me. He just pulls it out and chews on it like a fucking Pringle.
01:11:54
Speaker
Is that the best you got? that's ah I get this shit off Amazon all the time. Two days every bit. I ain't scared. Right in the side of the neck right in the middle of the show.
01:12:10
Speaker
Oh, that just reminds me of the scene from fucking old school. so two a fucking frank lesson To the jugular. I'll make sure of that later. That's going be funny.
01:12:25
Speaker
Lord, you guys asking. It may have happened.
01:12:30
Speaker
Whoa. What happened? Oh, that's a good one.
01:12:35
Speaker
That's a good one, Scotto. Jedi looks like a real boy. hello you I've been working on it. I'm a real boy. okay Trying to level up. Level up. Let me see if i can find some words. Get together, bro. Level up.
01:12:54
Speaker
Level up, bro. Level up. What happened last night, Jedi? You completely lost your panel, man. My dad's I was half asleep. was half asleep the whole fucking time. I literally normally after our show I go on several other streams and I just fucking crashed out.
01:13:13
Speaker
You give your best hours. i do a little bit love savior you you give your best hours To other streams? Is that what you're saying? No, I wouldn't say that.
01:13:23
Speaker
I'm just saying after hours, need to wind down. And it is more fun being a panel guest than a host. So, you know, I go on to other channels. whatever. I remember those days where... He says that, but all he does is sit there while I do everything. So, like, what's the fucking difference from you sitting and your channel? What do you Shaman? What do you do? Because we can't... I say hi to Glick. I say hi to Glick.
01:13:47
Speaker
You said hi. So you're trying to steal my Sasquatch. That's all you did. That is of the is a very, very... You know what else I do? You know what else I do, Lazy? You want to know what else I do? Yeah, I would love to know.
01:14:04
Speaker
I stream this to your audience, which you don't do. Oh, okay. That's what I pay you for.
01:14:15
Speaker
queers I said I had an issue. What's going on? What's going on? You do have an issue, Shaman. You should figure it out. Live stream. Oh, God, you put us on the porn site. We're on X. brown political or no dont round out and took out el Go live, motherfucker. We're live.
01:14:33
Speaker
We are live. The left sucks. The right sucks. No, I suck. And then that's what Twitter is. what lia all what The stream started just now.
01:14:46
Speaker
What's up, Shaman? Lazy Shaman versus Jedi Man versus whatever. I just tried to click the See, that's what I do, Lazy. I just tried
Comedic Banter and Group Dynamics
01:15:00
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to click the chat just now.
01:15:02
Speaker
You tried or you succeeded? Scott, you definitely got competition. Gotto said Glick is my scat's watch. Thank you very much.
01:15:15
Speaker
What?
01:15:19
Speaker
What? Hey, Zanfios, bro, what happened? Because you're not, you still can't find the link or what? Kayla said you can think that, Scotto.
01:15:33
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Scotto is my only gay lover.
01:15:38
Speaker
What we do isn't gay. It's not gay if you get paid. We are we are entrepreneur businessmen, Jedi. Don't catch feelings. This is a business part. I don't think that's how that works, bro. You're still gay.
01:15:53
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I'd rather be gay than Canadian. Do you hear how left out Shaman feels? ah I don't feel left out. i'm I'm totally fine with that. Shaman, you could totally join our business adventure. We could make reverse Oreos.
01:16:10
Speaker
a but reverse over heed yeah vanilla or yeah regular Or just regular Oreos that are dyslexic. It's kind of the same thing.
01:16:23
Speaker
then whatever but Whatever the case may be. The O-E-Rose. see there you go you're not left out way up dude said you're his gay lover that a boy way up dude i'm glad you're still on it doesn't mean that i i don't i i love you any less jedi just because we're not gay lovers m business well i don't want to okay i just want you to want to be my gay lover okay if you want to be my lover then you got to get with my glick you want to be my gay lover you got to get with man if want to be my lover then you gotta to get with my gleck you want to be my gay lover you gotta to get with my man
01:17:05
Speaker
ah This is already too out of control for it to be this early. Saturday night. Three dudes being gay together. Well, we can't confirm what shot is.
01:17:16
Speaker
Stop it. We got a Sasquatch, a default, and a fucking question mark. lecture Yeah, that's not really gay. That's just bestiality.
01:17:27
Speaker
Since I'm a Sasquatch. Nope. Nope. Nope. It's bestiality.
01:17:35
Speaker
just i her out non justotly like yeah I said, I'll be gay, but I draw the line of bestiality, goddammit. I'm going to shave you first.
01:17:48
Speaker
You're some kind of primate. Yeah. yeah i could thing
01:17:58
Speaker
all right uh everybody that's on uh our channel i'm dropping glicks link in the chat that's where we're all hanging out at if you want to go over there at least give a like or something and don't forget to like this stream too yeah come give a like come give a follow touch yourself later or touch yourself like follow don't forget to like follow and fondle don't forget to like follow and fondle thank you very much i like that that's pretty good yeah we're gonna have to use that that's that's that's it we're doing okay see yep yep we've already established that damn shaman is being bossy
01:18:44
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new jersey makes See, everybody thinks Shaman's so nice. He's the nice one. I am the nice one. Shaman womanman is fucking just difficult to deal with.
01:18:57
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shaman Shaman's gone through the Glick School of Broadcasting. So he's becoming an asshole. Yeah, he showed me the way.
01:19:08
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he showed you the chocolate starfish. That's the way. anything obviously way
01:19:18
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J.R. i'm move with this I'm drinking some THC tea Chaka What up Chaka cha What we got Chaka in the damn building hell yeah Chaka Laka Is cash playing video games Oh
01:19:41
Speaker
Oh, was gonna see me got me beer Child labor
01:19:49
Speaker
I'm going to make my son bring me beverages. It's only about labor if you pay him, you know? So, slavery? No, you you feed him, right? that That's payment in some countries. yeah I feed him, I give him clothes, I put a roof over. He spends all his money on rent and and utilities.
01:20:10
Speaker
yeah You like the interweb so you can play Fortnite with your friend on your cell phone? He's not playing Fortnite on his cell phone. they don't they don't They don't use headsets like we used to do back in the day. They just call each other and talk on the phone while they play video games. they do think My son does that shit too. I'm like, why?
01:20:27
Speaker
I mean, it makes sense, but at the same time... you mean Meanwhile, we're just kind of doing the same thing right here with each other, right? But not playing any video games? Yeah. Yeah, they'll do like conference calls or whatever the hell they're called. And there'll be like four of them on a phone call all playing fucking Fortnite together.
01:20:43
Speaker
my man I remember doing that with the headset on and just, and then you yeah you can scream all kinds of terrible things at the other people. I was just, I was just going to say, you always had that random dude, just yelling racial slurs at everybody. And that was fun.
01:20:57
Speaker
I mean, kept things lively. You know, I, you know, I found out in five minutes that somebody was fucking my mom and that I was, uh, I was an N word and, um,
01:21:14
Speaker
And I was also terrible at Call of Duty. your f j F word, terrible at this. That's when you found out I was. you I found out so many things. It was like it was like a fucking super express version of tarot card readings that I just tell you your future about how you're going to die and what can happen to your family members. yeah Your father is shaman. Son of a bitch.
01:21:38
Speaker
that would be That would be a tough one to swallow. Mm-hmm. Yeah, some random 10-year-old kid was like, who's your daddy? I'm your daddy. I'm like, well, it's to me. it's Cool.
01:21:51
Speaker
yeah the The chat, the the video game chats were we're definitely a ah different loop world. you Now, I can't even say fuck on Xbox without getting a chat band.
01:22:07
Speaker
Really? I haven't played for so long I don't even know. Yeah, talk to Rick. He gets chat banned all the time.
01:22:17
Speaker
But he also says some really fucked up shit on Call of Duty. I only shit You get him up here.
01:22:29
Speaker
You need to get Rick up here. We need Rick in our lives.
01:22:33
Speaker
We got some 100s flying. He's so funny. Nice bad faces Nice got
01:22:45
Speaker
I Love how every time you you AI image me it it it has the hand tattoos that I don't have yet They don't have yet. So you play and what thatto Yeah, go my arms are gonna be completely sleeved out all the way down to my fingers.
01:23:03
Speaker
That way he never has to wear sleeves again. No, he does because he lives in a cold climate. Okay, that's not going to protect you from winter environment. Think it through. Listen, you don't have ink on your arms. You don't know.
01:23:16
Speaker
Yeah, you don't know. You got tattoos? Jedi? yeah Yes, but I have an inkling. the people joke how Yes, you are forward-thinking.
01:23:30
Speaker
Yeah, no, I fully plan on having my arms all the way down to, don't know what I want to put on my knuckles, but probably put something on there. Why do you hate your natural body so much, Glick? Have you seen my natural body?
01:23:43
Speaker
I'm looking at it right now. If you had this natural body, you'd hate it too. Plus, this is a canvas. This is a canvas. Huh? No, canvas is what I make my thumbnails on.
01:23:54
Speaker
Kayla said I'm enhancing it. yeah enhance enhance kind of like what we do to you nobody's ever enhanced me that's why i'm still the same every fucking stream i mean we have bro you've gone from like default to like the default i mean look at this great enhancement You just inflated my ego. did not really enhance me. Hey, at least you got my hat right. Shaman made fucking new... I was about to say, at least he's got the Adidas on there.
01:24:30
Speaker
Yeah. I was going to say, he got the hats right. Shaman a new whatever you want to call it with me. yeah We got Modog on the camera. That is so spot on accurate.
01:24:43
Speaker
Other than the fact that that's not me. but You ain't got no pants on in that picture, bro. I done took your pants off. That's a very accurate depiction.
01:24:54
Speaker
but You have a vagina. but It's very sweet. We call it a mangina. A boosie.
01:25:07
Speaker
No, that's different. That's if you're down south.
01:25:11
Speaker
i'm a phmon nice tra You know he has a tramp stamp. I call it a bullseye.
01:25:19
Speaker
Yeah, but I never pay for postage. D! it
01:25:29
Speaker
It's a lazy sex doll. its um Right, Franco?
01:25:42
Speaker
We have them on sale ah at our merch shop at thelazyandshamanshow.com
01:25:51
Speaker
Shaman, did you post? 20% of the proceeds do go to charity because old hisy I need a new car. i'm The thing is if you poke the Vujudah, it pops and then it's just game over.
01:26:07
Speaker
but Franker said, I'll take four. You got to poke it with the right thing, and it and then it just gets... Oh, shut up, Shaman. That's only for the Lazy English OnlyFans. That's what he gets.
01:26:23
Speaker
Apparently, we're making so much money, we can afford a decent camera, man. in mostal And a mic guy. The boom mic. guy he's doing it He's doing it for the culture. He's doing it for the culture.
01:26:38
Speaker
Lazy is awake. for Yeah. Damn it, Kato.
01:26:46
Speaker
I was like so sleepy last night. Well, the conversation didn't help your sleepiness. No, that didn't at all. I mean, it started out fine, and then it got...
01:27:03
Speaker
Then it got what? don't know. was interesting to me. you
01:27:09
Speaker
I think both the people both the people that were watching it apparently enjoyed it. so Well, we could tell how invigorated you were by your by your facial expression, Shaman.
01:27:19
Speaker
Damn right. It was all painted right there for everybody to see. You know what, bro? See, this is what you... You just be talking shit.
01:27:34
Speaker
You started this whole thing talking shit, okay? When? When did I talk shit? I never talk shit. think you might have.
01:27:46
Speaker
Ever. He falls asleep.
01:27:53
Speaker
really he wass asleep
01:27:57
Speaker
What up, Alpha? Yo, what up, what up? I'm not a stoner. How dare you? Dude, dude. Well, that's bad. See, you just act like a stoner. I have to have to get high to get on that level.
01:28:12
Speaker
I'm just natural, brother. That's how I get down. Natural high. i'm high on light, man. Well, I'm glad I caught your stream earlier. i just found that by accident. I just happened to see it on.
Nostalgia and Media Consumption
01:28:26
Speaker
The wrestling one?
01:28:28
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, I was kind of surprised to see you in the chat earlier. I was like, holy shit. um But it makes sense. you're not yeah you You took a few days off. Yep, yep, yep, yep. and And I'm not even a wrestling fan. I used to. I liked wrestling when I was young. But like i don't I stopped watching it.
01:28:47
Speaker
Definitely you know the Stone Cold era. That wasn't the end of anything. And it was... You know, yeah. Yeah. So all the new stuff I don't, I could definitely care less about. Yeah. Cash cash is new to the wrestling scene just in the last couple few years.
01:29:05
Speaker
um But I'm one of those, one of those nerds that has been watching wrestling my entire life. I drink. don't smoke.
01:29:16
Speaker
Glick, do you know what's weird nowadays too? look so My 10-year-old son, he he loves wrestling, but he only wants to watch the clips of the highlights. like He'll watch it on YouTube all day. But like I've tried to put it on for him on um Netflix because they got it on there or whatever.
01:29:32
Speaker
yeah he doesn't have the He can't sit there and watch the boring parts. he's got He wants highlight reels of wrestling. He loves wrestling. And he asked me all the time, he's like, hey, dad, was Undertaker around when you were kid? was like, yep, yep, he sure was.
01:29:45
Speaker
And like he asked me all these questions about these different wrestlers and all this shit. But you try to get him to watch an actual like event, he won't fucking, nope. But he'll watch the highlight reels all day long.
01:29:56
Speaker
Yeah, no, we watch... Him and I watch Raw and SmackDown together. We watch one when he's here. If he's at his mom's for the PLEs, the pay-per-views, he'll watch them there. if he's here, we watch them together. I watch all of them. Hell, I was watching one last weekend.
01:30:10
Speaker
Was the last weekend? think it was last weekend. Shit, we even got Kayla back into wrestling, did she? So...
01:30:24
Speaker
But he does like to watch the highlights. there's There's a lot of times where he'll be like, I didn't even watch SmackDown while I was at Mom's. I just watched the highlights. Yep. It's a black dude.
01:30:35
Speaker
Wait, what the hell? What the hell? What in the goddamn hell? what about the hell what't a goddamn hell What the boy, man.
01:30:47
Speaker
time
01:30:50
Speaker
but you're about to You're about to get angry again, Jedi.
01:30:56
Speaker
You're not going to go when he's angry. All right. Lay it on me. Scotto's up to his his normal Saturday night shenanigans. God damn it, Scotto. I'm pressing charges.
01:31:10
Speaker
And, you know, he's he's making me look very handsome, very dapper. Of course. He's he's so good.
01:31:20
Speaker
Click broadcasting. Oh, God. Like, you even know how to read. Like, you could do a teleprompter. Go on. look at Look at that handsome son of a bitch. And he gave me muscles, man. I look jacked under that. I bet I'm jacked under that suit.
01:31:35
Speaker
Fuck yeah.
01:31:39
Speaker
Be jealous. You know what when i when i when i lose weight and what? When I lose weight and I get all jacked up and I get my hand tattoos, I'm going to start wearing suits all the time.
01:31:52
Speaker
It's kind of a weird combination of suits with hand tattoos. You don't really see that very often. Yeah, I'm going to do it. My suit's going to be two sizes too small. Oh my God, is that at the love child of Shady and Jedi?
01:32:06
Speaker
No, little that's famous Shaman doesn't even know who he co-hosts with all the time. Bro, look how close it is, though. Look how close it is. It's not even close. It looks like if John Cena, Eminem, and Jedi had a child. You can't see me.
01:32:22
Speaker
I don't know I think there's a little bit of cancer in there, too, because he's been on chemo. He does have some very pronounced cheekbones. Like, holy shit. Yes, very much so Why is that back up again?
01:32:36
Speaker
What the hell is happening here? Why is that back up again? I didn't tell it to come up again. Jerk off to yourself. We know this already. that's beside See, Franco wrote earlier, it wouldn't let me write fuck, and then it it would let me write fuck.
01:32:50
Speaker
So I don't know, bro. Yeah, we're streaming on X. Yeah, they're on their they're on their X channel. I don't pay for X. I'm not paying for that garbage.
01:33:02
Speaker
um Elon gives it to us for free. so yeah it's probably because Probably because Jedi looks like a Make-A-Wish kid. See, it does have a advantages, Jedi.
01:33:13
Speaker
It's got an upside. I'm just saying. Free Twitter. Dio has an upside. Yeah. Ripped off arms. What?
01:33:26
Speaker
a Salmon changer shit. What? What are you talking about? don't you put your face up there instead of mine? um just i will never i will never I will never get face tattoos. and i'll net while It would do me no point to have a neck tattoo because you couldn't see it I would literally have to be like, I'm going to my sweet neck tattoo.
01:33:49
Speaker
Once you go into Narnia, you can see my neck tattoo. Watch out for the Jedi that lives in my beard. I am a very, very thorough guard. Is that right?
01:34:03
Speaker
Yeah, that's Chaka. At least it looks like him, right? You can say that. proud. And then got Steve the Canadian. T-Rex style, right? i mean you could you can say that you can be proud that really leg it and then i got stephen canadian
01:34:24
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welcome
01:34:28
Speaker
ripto
01:34:31
Speaker
t-rex style Rawr.
01:34:35
Speaker
Every once in a few years, believe. There we go. This is the one when I choose violence. But this went in. What? it That's after Shaman had a bite of gluten. That's pretty bad. I'm um having a bite of a tropical punch peep at the moment.
01:34:56
Speaker
What? Gay! Gay! It's even fucking Easter, dude. What are you doing? People are so goddamn disgusting, and I know they're back out. My kids fucking love them.
01:35:11
Speaker
Every once a few years, Believe says something funny. He says torpedoes is the only pedos he will fire. fifty Where's the gay-nadian?
01:35:25
Speaker
If you're referring to Steve, he was in here early. Yeah, he gave he dropped by. Steve did? I wasn't here for that. Yeah, this probably will be my last year. You were here because it was after I i hit the dual stream.
01:35:42
Speaker
I don't think so. This will your last year of what? Eating peeps. are they Really? thought you were going to say being gay. Yeah, I'm not going to eat them anymore after this year, so I'm going to go ahead and pig out, but they're GMO. yeah Why are you no longer going to eat them?
01:35:57
Speaker
They're GMO. The damage is already done, Shaman. Exactly. What a fucking idiot. it's like it's like It's like Kurt Cobain saying, after this, I'm not going to shoot myself in the face again. Hey, hey he did not shoot himself in the face. He did not shoot himself. He had the assist by Courtney Love, but whatever. That was great. like Whatever.
01:36:18
Speaker
He was sacrificed. Look, tomato, tomato, whatever. Allegedly. Stop in the face.
01:36:33
Speaker
but Oh. the The damage is already done. what? You forest creatures are hilarious sometimes. you whimsical forest creatures you I think I saw you in Fern Gully maybe
01:36:53
Speaker
I can't even remember that movie I was trying to come up with a quick I don't remember that movie at all the only thing I remember is the baddie rap from well well the girl was hot was that Fern Gully that the baddie rap was in yes yes That was the um ivan william and it was like the white guy that went into the forest.
01:37:16
Speaker
you know We all look the same to you, don't we, Shaman? Who's the white guy that was in some other movies? It's a fucking cartoon, bro. It's a fucking cartoon. What do you mean? hey okay I still don't remember. I remember the bat. didn't even know that was fun going. oh yeah Yeah. I don't know.
01:37:34
Speaker
The only one that comes to mind, me because he said that, and instantly went, y'all from Shreveport, and that's Princess and the Frog, the little lightning bug, the little crackhead lightning bug in Princess and the Frog.
01:37:46
Speaker
I didn't watch that. I don't think it's that, but I want to now. yeah Yeah, it's out Louisiana. It's out of Louisiana, and it's like this little lightning bug, and he's like all fucked up on life and whatever else. and he and of He's like, y'all from Shreveport.
01:38:05
Speaker
but but but
01:38:09
Speaker
The joys of having daughters. I know all the Disney princesses in their movie. well instance
01:38:22
Speaker
Eat your peeps if you want to last through the nuclear winter of 2026. That's what you're going to like after the nuclear winter, Shaman. appreciate
01:38:36
Speaker
Well, call me Tom because I'm peeping. just a
01:38:45
Speaker
I don't get it. That actually pretty fucking hilarious. I think Lazy just spit his fucking shit out, bro. I almost did. Can you rewind that? I'm not used to you being funny, Shaman.
01:38:58
Speaker
I'll wait down. What's going on, Meldon? I'm trying, Remy. I see you back there. fucking trying. It's not working. Oh, fuck. That's funny. There we go. Remy. Remy. Remy.
01:39:10
Speaker
so yeah Oh, what's going on with your voice? What's up,
01:39:16
Speaker
he's it's been enhanced he's on the dark side today ah my uh my my my shit decided to switch over i mean ah okay sorry my my but my voice mom my my voice mod randomly decides to just start working and stop working all on its own so it's it's starting to it's become oh yeah i like that Shut up. Hey, how you doing?
01:39:43
Speaker
Like you and I sex or ah um you by your body? no no, we need more lemon blood. to No, no.
01:40:07
Speaker
Anna or Elsa is the question of the chat. Who's hotter, Anna or Elsa? I am not attracted to fictional characters.
01:40:18
Speaker
Except Jessica Have you ever seen that porno of Marge? Hard pass on yellow people. but Most most yellow people aren't Simpson style bro
01:40:35
Speaker
oh i yellow i think most most yellow people aren't simpson so bro ah
01:40:46
Speaker
oh Whoa. All right. go we We just lost the support of I'm not attracted to citizens character. Jesus. learn something every Saturday night. Fuck you. I can't fucking say anything anymore.
01:41:03
Speaker
well you you can and you did. It's a free country. You you have freedom of speech. You can say whatever you want, buddy. but Just remember, I have freedom of speech, too.
01:41:19
Speaker
You have the freedom to show your face, Shaman. You should exercise it. Has anybody ever seen the Shaman's face? It's a freedom, not a right. Yes, I have. Nobody else has. there's couple steve Steve has seen me.
01:41:34
Speaker
That guy's seen me. I worked with that guy for a little bit. Wadi has seen me, his wife and family. Sounds pretty racist. um Sounds pretty racist.
01:41:46
Speaker
What you got to go with?
01:41:49
Speaker
For no reason at all, but I still agree with Glick. The JR has questions. Oh, actually, why do I keep calling you Glick? You're Francis. I feel like somebody else has seen me. How dare you? might be it That might be it How dare you? How how dare you?
01:42:07
Speaker
yeah Yeah, that's fair.
01:42:11
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I a new drink. This just sucks off. Get one for me too, please, Jedi. It's been a bad day. still You're going through it, Remi.
01:42:27
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and just chugged a tea. You just chugged a tea? pace it Yeah. Alpha Wolf, have a great night. Appreciate you popping in Make sure you slide over to my channel and come down give it a little like skeet.
01:42:41
Speaker
and a follow up. I will reserve my normal my normal thing. You've got this click. I believe in you.
01:42:53
Speaker
okay I can't do it. I just I just throw in my own little ad lib and I mean, you you can get it to work. You just need ah you just need to spice it up a little bit. You know, you need to get a little flair in there, you know?
01:43:05
Speaker
You get that going on and you keep throwing up that natural charisma you've got. oh bro. People are gonna be coming over here like crazy. I'm going not going to go on the Internet and see if that works.
01:43:17
Speaker
I mean, I was just you wanted spicy. Here's my butthole.
01:43:28
Speaker
You get that Taco Bell special. Jedi's gonna pop back in. somebody say Glick's butthole?
01:43:39
Speaker
No, man. It is... ah it is ah like ah It's been like a chill weekend for everybody on the on the streams. Mm-hmm. Welcome back, Chris Technician. How was your fries?
01:43:52
Speaker
been pretty quiet the last like two weeks or so well and I don't know I don't know what's going on like nobody seems to be going live and if they do it's on like super late hours or they're only going live for like and don't know like an hour and by the time that I get the YouTube notification because they're so wonderfully giving you the notifications whenever you know people actually go live you know it's over by the time that I get over there and i'm like what the fuck Well, that's, yeah, right? I don't know. Yeah, I got to i got her got a notification today that I'm assuming Shaman posted a video on their page like a reel. And I went to look at it it said the video has been removed by the poster. And I was like, damn, must have been good.
01:44:38
Speaker
And then it happened. It must have been lazy. It must have been lazy. I was like, what the fuck are these two doing? They're posting videos and taking them down.
01:44:49
Speaker
Yeah, because I think he redid one. Well, I did have one earlier today that um it got like stuck processing. And so after like 10 minutes, I was like, fuck it. And I deleted it and immediately re-put it up there. But i think I think Lazy had deleted one and and re re-did something today as well.
01:45:11
Speaker
I could be wrong. Could be wrong. Well, if you want to know the answer to that question, you have to like, share, and subscribe to the Nonsensical Network. That's right. right Push the flare. Push the flare. g Click. Come on.
01:45:25
Speaker
I like share and subscribe, baby. and Well, I don't need some work. I mean, I guess anything you can.
01:45:37
Speaker
You can like, share, and subscribe to my page, I guess, or whatever. It don't matter. All right. Don't go with the Eeyore route. Come on now. If you like, and share, and subscribe, we would greatly appreciate it over here. It's not much of a stream. Thank you.
01:45:55
Speaker
It's okay. It's okay. Lightly blow mediocre.
01:46:05
Speaker
I'm so now spill the tea. You have to watch all the shows and like them. Spicy but holes keep the gaze away. That's wrong. That's a lie, JR. Ain't that right?
01:46:16
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That keeps them coming. yeah
01:46:22
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ah but
01:46:24
Speaker
why Why does it keep saying that? I don't want to hide the panel. I'm not Jedi. There we go. No, go away. There we go. but but Is that what you do, Jedi? Do you hide the panel when we stream?
01:46:36
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I do, Shaman. I hide the chat. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. You gotta love that. You gotta to love that. Now we know you're not there, Jedi.
01:46:51
Speaker
No offense to your gayness.
01:46:55
Speaker
I'm the straightest, gayest guy you'll ever meet. Yeah, makes sense of that, Shaman. Wrap that around your little shaman head. Well, here's the thing. If you're the straightest gay guy, then that makes you gay.
01:47:09
Speaker
But you act straight. But if you're the gayest straight guy, then you you act gay, but you're actually straight. oh No, no, no, no. It's both.
01:47:20
Speaker
What up, Selmo? Oh, you go both ways? Sometimes. Sometimes.
01:47:28
Speaker
that Is that what you're saying? youre going you go both always Sometimes. You go left and right? Sometimes. Do the hokey pokey? Just on Fridays. No, I don't do the hokey pokey.
01:47:40
Speaker
You got to be careful. bro No, you got to be careful. no You could lose an eye. Ask Smoke. no I mean, that's what it's all about. So I don't know. don't know. Is it really gay when it's a very
01:47:58
Speaker
If it's a lady's penis, is it still gay? They never gave it back. No, I didn't suck his dick. I sucked her dick. It's totally different, bro. That makes it better as long as it was her.
01:48:14
Speaker
Makes it. No, I let her penetrate me.
01:48:24
Speaker
You got your bases covered there, Sean, and I believe in that. That's called pegging.
01:48:30
Speaker
For anybody didn't know.
01:48:35
Speaker
I mean, I assume, but I wasn't going to judge.
01:48:41
Speaker
Look, man, I just work here. I don't know what you want from me.
01:48:45
Speaker
i just want you to get a job title. i have ah I have a job title. It's that one gender. Oh, okay.
01:49:01
Speaker
Trying to make a thumbnail here and I can't get my damn logo on right.
01:49:10
Speaker
Is it the computer that's fucking with you? I think it's ah Canva because um
01:49:19
Speaker
I went to the same photo I've been using and it wasn't working right, so it was putting the black background over my logo. And I don't know nothing about doing thumbnails or any of that other technical shit. Like, I can't give you advice. I can sit here and nod and grunt ambiguously.
01:49:39
Speaker
That's all I do. That's all I do. I mean, Shaman talks to me. at his Oh, yeah. Shaman, what are you trying to do with your logo and and a thumbnail and and a this and that and the other thing?
01:49:51
Speaker
Trying to stick his finger in his butt. I don't know. i don't know if ah I don't know if you've seen some of my handiwork lately. Well, he hasn't subscribed to our only page, so he did not see any of your handiwork. What the fuck?
01:50:07
Speaker
Tip to tip. Tip to tip. Awkward. don't know. It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
01:50:18
Speaker
i was just going to say that. Oh, shit. What's up, Nils? Oh, what's up, Roy? What up, Nils? It's
01:50:28
Speaker
been a good day. You enjoying that warmer weather, Glick? You fucking know it, bro. Bro, I was out all day running around doing errands and shit. try to bit how is that I was at work this week making excuses to go outside.
01:50:46
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oh yeah. Yeah.
01:50:52
Speaker
Like, I'm going to go out and check the grass, make sure it's still green, you know? Of course, it's been wet as fuck, but other than that, I'll take the warm weather. it is Yeah, it didn't, man. It didn't start raining until, like, ah around 5 p.m.
01:51:06
Speaker
we' had on i am We've had on and off storms, like, all day here. We were under a tornado warning until, like, 8 or 9 o'clock tonight. We're still here.
01:51:17
Speaker
We had that heavy wind and stuff because was supposed to go to dad's farm and cut down two trees a day. and I woke up at 8 o'clock this morning, saw that wind. I said, nope, ain't happening. yep Five or six days streak. yeah sixty Cleveland, Selmo down here in central Ohio. It was 72 earlier. It was fucking annoying. 82 years
01:51:41
Speaker
ago. Go look at the thumbnail. Go look at the thumbnail. What thumbnail? on our channel for this stream right now oh god that means i have to go follow you guys it's a penis isn't it i'm calling it a penis it's like not gonna go into the first bar make sure you hit that like and subscribe oh i gotta switch accounts i still have yet to do it i'm letting other people do my job what up samo hey that's my thing
01:52:16
Speaker
let's my that now
01:52:19
Speaker
No, that's my thumbnail. There is no thumbnail. It's not there yet. I see what you did. I see what you did. Yeah, that's why you're like, have you seen mine own lately? And that's why i didn't say anything. Because like, yeah, it just went down there. Okay, I see what you did. Nice. well nice if And then I did it, ah I made the same kind of thumbnail for last week, too.
01:52:43
Speaker
So going to try to keep up with that. So it keeps like a little theme and then it yeah it kind of helps promote the actual, you know, channel better. Your channel as well. Your shit has been fire lately. Your shorts had me cracking up.
01:52:57
Speaker
shit what am i doing way better than lazy jet eyes like musa next family background last night yep you know what nails i'm not talking to you the rest of the so that did you do that did you do that thumbnail last night or that that that that picture last night the shit family eight yeah they what the different one and then the one with a napoleon jacket i was like what the hell's going around i mean what the fuck is this he's like it's a bunch of shitheads like i said that but i was like why do you have the music that was a great thumbnail by the way it was me that was me i think all the credit yeah i made that made the people yeah i made the people told it make me a uh you know people made of i liked it i like that thumbnail
01:53:51
Speaker
chat sha It was a shit show because you were there, Nils. you know I was. That's why it was a shit show because I was there. Exactly. so saying yeah Where did you get control of your fucking panel, Jedi?
01:54:04
Speaker
Well, when the fucking Norse gods show up, I don't know what to do.
01:54:12
Speaker
What was it like? yeah and Now you have the village people on your panel tonight, Glick. Yeah, you get to deal with it. I do. Oh my, you're in for so much fun.
01:54:28
Speaker
Hey, rey I don't think you know it, but your voice changer's on again. um Yes. yeah Shut up, Shaman. I like when he does his voice changer thing. Shaman says...
01:54:43
Speaker
Like Simon says, if you haven't played Shaman says. Shaman says too damn much. Welcome to the non-sysical network where the show's made up and the points don't matter. that's right. The points don't matter like pants to Hugh Hefner. Absolutely. Absolutely. Let me just start the fucking landing and everybody's wreck. I'm trying to get that flair. I have no flair.
01:55:07
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Woo!
01:55:12
Speaker
What is that? um is you don't have You don't have enough flair. You don't have enough flair. No, all you got to do is have a little bit of charisma and a little bit of swag and just roll with it. yeah He needs more buttons.
01:55:25
Speaker
got i got all I got all the swag. so it up. They call me swag squatch. Swag squatch. Swag squatch.
01:55:41
Speaker
Oh, my Lord.
01:55:47
Speaker
I don't know how this technology works.
Technology Challenges and Fashion Talk
01:55:49
Speaker
I'm just a Sasquatch. You just bang on the keys until it works it like I do. What's the sassy squash?
01:56:01
Speaker
ah sad i think know scotta was up here what yeah
01:56:11
Speaker
i chattt it Sasquatch Salon or something out in St. Frank. Sasquatch Salon? Yes, Scotto says.
01:56:25
Speaker
Scotto said, I love my Sasquatch. Kayla said, excuse me? That's my Sasquatch.
01:56:32
Speaker
i'm I'm excited for the cat fight. i I feel bad for Scotto. I think i think he's going to lose that one. I don't know. Wow, and he never loses battle. He's going to be like King Kong vs. Godzilla.
01:56:52
Speaker
Hey, that's not bad, bro. What are you filling up with? I mean, what kind of truck you got? $52? What did you put in it? $52? Do you have a Ford Escape? Then that's a lot of money. He's like, hey, man, how hard that straight four you got running?
01:57:11
Speaker
Ford fucking Ranger. I put him $40 in my car and didn't even get three-fourths of tanks. hey There you go. I think she fell asleep. yeah I meant in relation to Jedi.
01:57:23
Speaker
He can go to the end of the line. Kayla is all good. There you go.
01:57:31
Speaker
Whoa, how did Jedi get in the back? Don't... ah I feel bad for Jedi, man. like I gave him Hill last night, but he's been eating shit all week. Get out to Scott on the chat. It's a shit show. a shit show, bro.
01:57:46
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Jedi, I heart you.
01:57:50
Speaker
Thank you, Gleick. If it makes you feel any better, you're my favorite let lazy Jedi. Thank you. It does make me feel better. He is the lazy Jedi. You're the bestest lazy Jedi ever.
01:58:03
Speaker
ah don't me I would put an Adidas hat on and I just look like a retarded Russian mobster. I cannot pull it off like Jedi can. Oh, wait, what? Penis hat.
01:58:16
Speaker
Adidas hat? I've been wearing a penis hat since like 1998. Yep. It's better than Fila.
01:58:27
Speaker
Oh, man. i was too big to de I was too big to wear anything by
01:58:34
Speaker
right champion shirts feel ahead british knights yeah i couldn't wear any of that stuff i was either too poor or big maybe a combination of yeah that's why you just go to the locker room and go shopping you know man the sex that why um why you need to behave well i did behave you do it while they're out and in gym class you know and then you just go shopping You just steal their clothes. Yeah, but again, when you're when you're in like seventh grade and you're the size of a full-grown man, none of those clothes are going to be, you know, none of those clothes are going to That's why you go into the coach's office. In a little coat. He was shopping a big boat when he was in third grade. <unk> Swag squash problems legit. Yeah.
01:59:25
Speaker
You know it. it just so just just wait What are you doing in the locker room during your gym? like ah You know, shopping. I mean.
01:59:37
Speaker
already got all my chips in, so I went shopping. That's my reward. I did lift it a tree. What else do you want from me, Coach? Glick had a pumpkin head when he played football, and they didn't have a helmet big enough, so they had to get like an old nose cap off a nuclear missile from 1969. Yeah.
01:59:54
Speaker
he looked like a He looked like a damn conehead. That's cute. I wore helmet and pads when I played football. It's kind of scary that you don't still have your helmet on.
02:00:06
Speaker
it was duck tap off it was not great deep in it that's true you guys I wore a helmet and pads when i played football it's kind of scary that you don't still have your helmet hu i need a moment.
02:00:20
Speaker
Where's your chaperone? was so big in high school. His shoulder pads were like old hoods from like old old Ford LTD cars. I look like the 1990s and late 80s linebackers that with no pads on. but all it was It was wild, man. I was my son's age, and I was as tall as I am right now.
02:00:45
Speaker
Wow. And big. See? I was six foot, yeah, about six foot two, six foot three, something like that, when I was 12, 13 years old. I was monster.
02:00:56
Speaker
I'm almost 6'2", man, and I'm still the smallest in my family. I'm the biggest in my family. Well, I think my cousin my cousin is a little bit taller than me, but it took him a long time to catch up. He's also like 300 pounds bigger than me. What a fat ass.
02:01:13
Speaker
Wow. Wow. He was like a skinny beanpole in school and played the tuba, and the tuba was bigger than him, and then all of a sudden he graduated high school and got a city job or a state job and gained about 400 fucking pounds. He kind of cut the board from government.
02:01:32
Speaker
Yeah. Now he got a job as a real talk for a damn Delta plan.
02:01:39
Speaker
Sorry, cuz. I know you're not listening. I don't care. you pastored yeah Thank God. Otherwise, your next family reunion is going to real awkward. Things like you thick, motherfucker.
02:01:51
Speaker
Why'd you call me fat, to everybody, Glick? How dare you? Why'd you call me fat on your internet radio show? Isn't that the sad part, man, where your left leg weights is weighs as much as Jedi does?
02:02:07
Speaker
How dare you? No. Jedi's my little buddy, and I'm okay with with his small size. Yeah, my son like weighs as much as Jedi does. Man, I'm not going to allow it out of his height, but he told me one day, and I was like, no shit, because I thought taller than that. No, he's 4'7".
02:02:24
Speaker
I never told you my height. You did. six seven Say it, No, say five fourth nope glass yeah Next month 45 this year Lazy still waiting for that final growth spurt of puberty. He's almost there.
02:02:53
Speaker
I got a story about your right around the corner. God willing. It's right around the corner. you ah ah I'll tell you. I'll tell you guys the God's honest honest truth about Jedi's height.
02:03:04
Speaker
He's four foot seven and a half in the heels. Oh, he's wow. That's but my heels look really nice. they do look real We about did you didn't even bring that up. Did Jedi's height just get revealed to the world?
02:03:20
Speaker
Did I just say that correctly? i Yeah, i should ah I should have put that first. I should have said, you look really in the heels. you but know He didn't even talk about how nice. He he can't help but fawn over Gato's nails, but he didn't even bring up my heels. What you should have done first, Gleick, was... who yeah crazy also glad here can tell You give me a chance yeah wait the You're all You had all the chances in the world and you didn't take a single one.
02:03:57
Speaker
you do look great in your heels i mean It's a little too late now. Whatever. pretty pretty Pretty hot. Hey, man, if you look, if you don't shoot your shot, you're guaranteed to miss. You didn't shoot a all malfunction Every shot you don't take is a shot you are guaranteed to miss. Let's throw that out there.
02:04:17
Speaker
If that's how you're going to be, I'm not going to buy you any of the deals. I'm not going to buy you any of the deals. You didn't anyway. you always have the revenue The revenue from our OnlyFans bought me everything I have. You you always said that you one of your favorite things is when we go heel shot together, but no more.
02:04:36
Speaker
Well, no I just think it's funny when people take pictures. Oh, my God, is the Sasquatch in public? click but Click, click, click, click, click. You use me for the name. You clout, Chase, because you want to be seen in public with a Sasquatch.
02:04:49
Speaker
There's a Jedi. Never wash that fucking hoodie, dude.
02:04:55
Speaker
cheers that thing is like an icon like steve jobs wore black turtlenecks if jedi came on without a gray hoodie yeah like could that i'd be like you're an imposter get the off panel but you but you know what he washed okay he washed his fucking head with black turtlenecks you were on my panel last night and i wasn't wearing a gray hoodie yeah
02:05:21
Speaker
Joke's on you, Nils. He has like 400 gray hoodies.
02:05:26
Speaker
I believe that. just opens up his closet and it's just filled with gray. you're just like well right here's Here's the Friday night hoodie. Here's the backup hoodie if I s spill liquor on it, which never happens because Jedi's mood like that. Jedi's closet looks like Remy's mood the last week and a half.
02:05:43
Speaker
Yes. Hey, you know what, Rick? You need to get out of my closet. Yeah. all these hoodies in here it's nice and cozy feels familiar
02:06:02
Speaker
i figure if i i your these laws then it's easy for you to change hoodies because you can just like poke out of my beard and grab the gray hoodie for the night. Literally, the rack is probably like right next to his left arm.
02:06:15
Speaker
It's just off camera. that you guys yeah That's why he uses the this the virtual screen behind him because if it was off, it would just be my beard. exactly be like Then you would see me on camera. What is it that was that? You see all the lights crawling around in his beard. Blake's beard is so long, man. He just wraps around his neck like a scarf in the wintertime.
02:06:39
Speaker
I do, actually. As I said, I could never have a neck tattoo because it would be pointless because I'd have to be like, here you go. Finally got a haircut, trim my beard up a little bit. I do it every morning. was...
02:06:53
Speaker
I was going to go get a haircut, but I got to wait for a couple more weeks because I'm looking homeless. But I want to make sure that I'm all freshly cleaned and shorn for vacation here in a couple weeks. When we go down to Florida, my head's going to get sunburned when I'm down in Florida.
02:07:10
Speaker
Dude, it's been over a decade since I had all my hair out long past my shoulders and shit. And I started to look like Kane. It was pretty bad. Yeah, it's been... It's probably been, yeah, 10, 15 years since I had my... ah My hair grown out. All grown out. I got glorious hair.
02:07:28
Speaker
Don't be jealous. right I would gladly donate some hair so you can have glorious hair too. i mean We need to get shaman an afro wig.
02:07:37
Speaker
How do you know he doesn't already have an afro? i'm i just never He's never turned his damn camera on. go out to his some so you Very presumptuous of you. Gay hoodies?
02:07:49
Speaker
Gay hoodies? No, I'm just saying. Down where Shaman lives, dude, that shit would be like everywhere. That fucking humidity is no joke. Oh, it's a natural Jerry curl. He don't even need so glow down there where he's at. That's what I was going to say.
02:08:11
Speaker
Shaman, you have one too many peeps. Them GMOs getting you. Oh, yeah. The Gmo's, bro. It's the Gmo's. I'm cooking some mini tacos, and I think I'm a crack open a gluten-free beer.
02:08:23
Speaker
There you Wait, beer has gluten in it? oh Yeah. You don't have to say gluten-free before everything you eat. You could just say in a... Yes, I do, because you want to know why? You want to know why? Because everybody knows I can't fucking have gluten.
02:08:39
Speaker
And then I go, I'm drinking a beer. And they go, you can have that? And then I have to go, No. I can't. It's a gluten-free beer. I feel free. I thought you couldn i thought you couldn't have beer. It's a gluten-free beer. You don't need to stay it, Shaman, every time. Yeah, it's gets cool, Shaman. I'm going to light up this gluten-free cigarette right now.
02:08:59
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Shaman, I appreciate you for letting me know. I don't know. I didn't know if Beerhead... I don't even know what gluten is. See, he did... exact it's It's made up. It's like calories. They don't really exist. yeah And if I couldn't eat gluten, I would die because I don't know what it is and I eat everything. So I would just be dead.
02:09:17
Speaker
Hell yeah, I think it's just bit of a gluten-free food. was related to that. There's no gluten in ass, apparently. He's dead. You just read that, too? You just read that, too, Luke?
02:09:28
Speaker
Hey, drink sweet as God. I was reading something else. I'm sorry. I was... i i would Sorry, on a second. I want to read, frankly. I feel you, Shaman. Jesus Christ.
02:09:42
Speaker
That's what I was talking about. I just read that and you started dying and laughing. No, I was laughing at it. feel you, Shaman. Shit myself at least once a week. I may be allergic to gluten, Shaman does it every day, though, just to stay regular.
02:09:58
Speaker
He shits himself every day? Mm-hmm. I thought I was the only one.
02:10:06
Speaker
shaman We find out we have more and more in common every week. That's got shit where he pleases. i say say Sasquatch does shit, squatch wherever he pleases.
02:10:18
Speaker
just question If a Sasquatch shits in the woods, does he use a rabbit to wipe his ass? Probably. like she cra do the nazi going if find the world's closer If a squirrel's closer, though, you got to go.
02:10:32
Speaker
hey gen i'm sick a poorer we don't we don't We don't mess with them tree rats. They're feisty little sons of bitches. Yeah, they might chew out your asshole. It's not as bad as it sounds, though. It's actually quite enjoyable. and You got to pay extra for that sometimes.
02:10:49
Speaker
but Sometimes you do got to pay extra for that. This is a real national problem. Okay. pray
02:11:00
Speaker
poor shaman. Yeah, don't use the pine cones, man. Use the sycamore leaves. There's more surface area for coverage. Ow! Use the poison ivy. It'll toughen you up.
02:11:11
Speaker
It will. Poison ivy is a great little ah seasoning for your food.
02:11:22
Speaker
Put that shit in salad. Put that shit in your salad.
02:11:28
Speaker
What the hell was that? uh i don't use nuts yeah
02:11:36
Speaker
hey shaman what did the helicopter what did the helicopter say to the mountain kobe kobe i knew was a kobe joke though i knew it kobe
02:11:57
Speaker
You see how they they had that little skate on some show about Kobe getting into a helicopter accident and dying before his death?
02:12:09
Speaker
Man. No. What? and I never heard that conspiracy theory. It's not a theory. I'll show it to you. Let me find it. You know, always find it. we who Oh, dude, yeah. You're like a fucking hound dog on that shit. That's why I love you.
02:12:26
Speaker
and because though that didn't happen hold on i fine help hold call me fucking lot Right
02:12:37
Speaker
Man when I was so we switched carriers today. I got a new phone I got the new iPhone 17 the 18 is gonna be the new flip phone like the yeah Samsung Galaxy so when in there the Salesman and stuff he was really chill really cool dudes.
02:12:52
Speaker
He had a park tattoo right here on his arm Yeah, i know I know you're not gonna fucking lie to me, bro. You're legit. You got a fuck tattoo? Yeah, you're legit. I'll fucking lie to you. Wait, what? Wait, what am I looking for again? I forgot what to look up.
02:13:09
Speaker
koby bri yeah tax baby Kobe, helicopter skit. Yeah. Rick, you can't lie to me more than my parents did, man. There's no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, all that shit, you know.
02:13:23
Speaker
There's no magical leprechaun that brings you fucking gold on St. Patrick's
Childhood Myths and Community Spirit
02:13:26
Speaker
Day. You just end up drinking a lot of beer and liquor and getting the shits. Well, that is the gold. Anyway.
02:13:34
Speaker
Parents.
02:13:41
Speaker
What is this, Shaman? What the fuck? Help me.
02:13:52
Speaker
help me
02:14:09
Speaker
just think that was you know This is hilarious though, but that's 2016 and when did he
02:14:24
Speaker
And you come in on the wrong channel. Hey, you come in on the wrong channel. What up, Brittany?
02:14:36
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You go to the right channel, Glick. Don't get jealous. No. I got to bring this up. So everybody knows Jonathan Davis from porn, right? Nope. Never heard of him. Never heard him. Well, like, everybody knows from porn. Like, nah, bro.
02:14:51
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I watch myself in the mirror when check out. So he a voiceover. Wait, did the mirror even know what you look like, Shaman? I brought it up. No, the mirror is only from my face down or my neck down.
02:15:03
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he did The is only from the face down? He did voiceover for a character the cartoon called OKKO, and he brought up like a lot of the old song references and shit like that. It's funny as hell.
02:15:17
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Like Bound Chica Wamp Wamp? Oh, no, it's it' way better.
02:15:22
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It's way better. I got it. I got it. I shared it It's cool. It's actually funny as fuck. Brown chicken, brown cow. Brown chicken, brown cow.
02:15:36
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Chicken, brown cow. Chicken, can brown cow. Shit's better than a... Oh, shit. Brady's here. Go ahead, Remy.
02:15:49
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Good talk.
02:15:52
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He's muted. He's muted. He's performing aggressive masturbation right now to an old George Carlin poster from the 80s. Why did George Carlin?
02:16:07
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Why George Carlin? Because he was one of the greatest comedians and one of the most truthful prophets. So that's why you're jerking off to? You're jerking off to that?
02:16:18
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I wouldn't say greatest comedians. Why would he be a prophet?
02:16:25
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Yeah, man. He's like, bitch is like, listen to what he has to say. He wasn't lying.
02:16:33
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There's a club and you ain't in it. He was a great comedian. though I would have to put him up there in the top. he's oh one legendary He's legendary. I would put him right below Richard Pryor.
02:16:45
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You are right. He was a comedian. ah Richard Pryor is in my top three. Shut your whore mouth, Glick. You shut your fucking whore mouth. Never. no that's how he makes money is keeping his mouth open oh you're trying to you're trying to close off the revenue stream here don't stand on business bro it was great i loved richard i why why was i'm curious i i don't care about know everybody's entitled to their own opinion and who they like i'm curious about the profit thing i've never heard that before about george carlin so i'm genuinely curious
02:17:22
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Like the stuff that he said um during the 90s and stuff, like ah with his skits and stuff, and everybody's like, you know, laughing because, of course, comedy is truth. That is unrealized. That's why people laugh at it. But like when you see shit going around and in current world events now and the stuff, it's like, oh, shit, he was right.
02:17:40
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He was spot on. So like he was like trying to tell people the truth. he was a but He wasn't a prophet. He was just telling the truth, and and people didn't know it was the truth at that time.
02:17:51
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Yeah, I mean... What was that, Seven Deadly Words or The Seven Dirtiest Words or something like that? Yeah, yeah. Who was the other two great ones from the 80s and 90s? Sam Kinison, Andrew Dice Clay was really good.
02:18:10
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He was dirty as fuck, but he was good. think I have an idea. Hey, Steph, did Harley Dad send you to say that? Because this is nothing like his like his stream.
02:18:24
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Oh, no. no no not Everybody's not talking at once. This is way better than a Harley Dad stream.
02:18:34
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You're still on the wrong track. I'll be right back in just a minute. I've got to make another drink. Still on the wrong YouTube channel.
02:18:52
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There is no link. There was only a link for sent for Shaman and Shaman only. Jedi and Nils and Remy are breaking the rules. if question You know, I went back and I used that link that you said. I didn't know for the same linker.
02:19:11
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i didn't you Dude, you're breaking up real bad. I didn't hear what you said, Shaman.
02:19:18
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Not my bad. I was in the kitchen getting my food. I said i clicked on the i used the new link you sent that said it was just for me, even though it was the same link that was already posted in the chat.
02:19:31
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No, it was a totally different link. It was a Shaman link only. link I added a little something special on there for you. and That's what I thought when I sat down. yeah See, I told you.
02:19:44
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I'll try to make you feel special, buddy.
02:19:49
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a You're at mine my... My...
02:20:01
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Brittany, did you like to stream while you were on our channel? That's the question. that that was my bag Did you like a mentally the The super sweet thumbnail that Sean made. It took me a long time to come up with that, like all day, actually. Like all day. we we We worked on that all week, man. you you You messaged me last Sunday and said, what was I doing for this Saturday?
02:20:29
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yeah Yeah. We spent all week on that. you know I can i yeah i make a special one for you guys if you're going to restream it on your channel.
02:20:40
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Well, if Lacey's going to do it, but like he doesn't know how to go back and put the thumbnail in like I just did.
02:20:48
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Nope. He could figure it out, but he won't. Well, I can send it to him and he can send it to you. Okay. I can't do that either. Are you reading Kor's Banquet? you hear that little split? Nope, not going to that either. Nope, uh-uh.
02:21:03
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Brittany, you need to get control of your panel. Shaman, just just let me know how I can hit you up on the back side. I have no control. Hit your back side. Hit your back side.
02:21:18
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Well, I'll tell you what. You can start with some dinner. this and there's You know what? I got you, Shaman. We can go to McDonald's and you can get anything you want off the back menu. Free dessert, okay?
02:21:30
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Oh, yeah. We got to go to McDonald's. Can somebody please explain to me what is gluten and what is gluten? It's called expensive food. That's what it is. It's made up. It's made up.
02:21:40
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of food this I feel like it's in everything. you It kind of is. it It's the protein that's in wheat. Yeah.
02:21:53
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That's what's in it. That have like celiac disease and whatnot. That's what I got. That's what I got. better watch out. I'll give it to you. I don't want to catch the silly ass. It's sexually transmitted. You better watch your butthole quick. That was airboy, motherfuckers. I don't want no silly ass disease, damn it.
02:22:20
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It's a silly ass disease. It is a silly ass disease. Ain't no party like
02:22:29
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a common party. I feel like I have a gluten problem. but I'm not trying to fuck it out. I'm just ignoring it. Yeah, that's great. If you have a gluten issue, it's an autoimmune thing, so better watch out. or cell actually i don't I have cancer. I'm just trying to ignore it, so it doesn't really exist. It's cool. It's no big deal. you know If they got to remove my intestine, like fuck it, right? I don't need i don't need two intestines.
02:22:55
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You just gotta walk it off. Just walk it off. Rub some dirt in it. You'll be fine. Rub some dirt in it. that's what i In your ass? Rub some dirt in your ass. It'll be alright.
02:23:07
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Sprink it on your toilet paper. the You don't know if it's shit or dirt. Shit. Shitty paper. yeah At least it'll be exfoliated.
02:23:23
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Hey, don't knock an exfoliated asshole until you exfoliate your asshole. Yeah. That's a bitch move. It's not a bitch move. i ever been always moved to to nai No, if you bleach it.
02:23:36
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Sometimes I just want to feel pretty, and if exfoliating my butthole makes me feel pretty, then don't judge me. Shaman knows what I'm talking about. Bro, a pretty butthole is, like, priceless.
02:23:49
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See? Validated. All right, word. yeah Word life. Alright, alright, alright. If you don't think it's pricey, let me ask you this.
02:24:00
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How many pretty buttholes have you seen? Are you talking about professionally like in a medical field or just like in general out of the fucking bar? ah In your lifetime.
02:24:12
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Who shows a butthole at a bar? Man, you'd be crazy if you've ever been some of hillbilly bars.
02:24:18
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likere them open man you'd be crazy if you've ever been some of these hillilllly bars Okay, that is one of my moves. When I play pool and somebody's about to go, I'll moon them, but I don't show my whole butthole. Why not? If you're going to moon, go to level nine.
02:24:39
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Are you really looking like if you're showing your butthole on a pool table at a bar? Nils used to work security at bartender clubs. I've missed the bartender days, dude. That was some fun shit.
02:24:51
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Nose is like, i don't need to check your ID. I just need to see your butthole real quick. Yeah, let me see your butthole. All right, you're good. that it You got a pretty butthole? Yeah, you can get in. He knows everybody by their buttholes. It doesn't, Steph. Hey, black ass! Black ass.
02:25:09
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whatever I haven't met you before, some of your butthole. Oh, it's you. It's like, Sean, why does your butthole here come? I don't know that butthole anywhere.
02:25:20
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I've seen the dingleberries before. We're back to being gay. wed We had successfully moved the show. don't think we ever left. The dingleberry thing, though. And now we're back into the gay station.
02:25:35
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Fucking Frank Wins the Internet of Award for the movie. I got Moonshot. Moonshot. Moonshot.
02:25:47
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We're in prison. line Whoa. personally you right is You got a pretty butt. What? Yeah. Butthole and lime. Franco, please tell me you were a prison guard and you had to look at that and you weren't just going to prisons and sliding mirrors down for guys to squat on? It wasn't a job. It was more of a hobby.
02:26:05
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yeah It wasn't a calling. Franco's a fed too. Franco's a fed. Franco's like, he walks into the prison, flashes a badge. Official butthole inspector. Yeah.
02:26:18
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Federal. Federal. Back there. It's not a calling. or it's not a pat It's not a job. It's a calling.
02:26:28
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Some people practice for this. Me. I was made for it. that was but about whole life didn't I was fucking born ready. Let me see that. strength there no Nope. just My daddy was a butthole inspector. My granddaddy was a butthole inspector.
02:26:46
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My granddaddy was a butthole inspector. Everyone was a He's like, you guys think you work with assholes. I have prayers.
02:26:55
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Inspected by Franco that you put right on the asshole. Back in World War I, my great-great-granddaddy was inspecting the the king's asshole over there in England.
02:27:07
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Yeah, Nazi assholes. Nazis. And you know where we got Natty Ice from? You know was a nasty asshole because it had sauerkraut hanging out from it. Yum, I love me some sauerkraut.
02:27:19
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i Yeah, me too. Don't ruin sauerkraut. Word. Goddamn. Oh, no, man. When I used to work in the hospital and had sauerkraut and sausage and in the cafeteria that day, I'd like legit eat five, six pounds of it.
02:27:33
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Oh, yeah, you like that? Here's a bucket. Just fill that motherfucker up. I'll be back in an hour. That's good. Just shoving that meat in your mouth, huh? Pork and sauerkraut. Mashed taters. They made it right.
02:27:46
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My grandpa made it right when we were church. What? You gotta eat sausage from the sides. Jesus Christ. He would make it. He wasn't. who was We were giving a shit about last night. It was a show where we were like, eats a burrito from the middle.
02:28:03
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but im big I what it was about, but I remember somebody saying it. Yeah, I remember that too. I'm eating a hot dog in the middle.
02:28:15
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Brittany, you drinking vodka tonight? I did. little bit. i only have a little bit left, but I have beer. It's vodka, bitch. It's vodka, bitch. I only have a little tiny bit left. Four is banquet.
02:28:32
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oh look who decides to finally show his ugly face robert platinum oh i thought you i thought shaman turned his camera on you got me all like whoa i i i don't believe has an ugly face i think he has a beautiful face it's way too beautiful to be seen on camera the most beautifulest face ever It's true.
02:29:00
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He's eating gluten. He's eating all the way. If he turns his camera off, we'll get blind from the just amazing ah awesomeness that that is shaman. Yeah.
02:29:11
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That's what's going to happen. It's kind of true. I'm doing you guys a favor here, okay? I'm doing you a favor. It's like Cyclops. Show us your face, bitch! Yeah.
02:29:22
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Like, next to Shaman, i am I'm so ugly, I'm a modern art masterpiece. visit
02:29:31
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My mom was the most handsome Sasquatch ever, so Shaman has nothing on me. Dude, I keep passing. Mama says, I like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
02:29:43
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I really want you to talk to Remy right now.
02:29:47
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i whi right now ah Like, you have got to dare go on ChatGPT and turn Glick into a Puckett's ass bot. It's been done.
02:29:59
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It's been done. husband none That's what he is already. What do you mean, turn him into something? Well, I mean, closer because it's an oath kind of the closest I've seen is like you and Rick.
02:30:15
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Where is Rick at? Oh, there it is.
02:30:21
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Let's start. Okay. Glick, you need to talk to Rick. ha do mind ha What do I have to talk to Rick about?
02:30:34
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Tell him to come up and hang out. He's come up a few times on Saturday. Yeah, but he's he's he's on this righteous path. He doesn't drink anymore. good He eats healthy. Yeah, Shaman is Google AI. Well, let's corrupt him. Let's corrupt him as a guru.
02:30:51
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He goes to the gym. does he? What does he do when he's there? Let's find out. Tell him come up and hang out. probably so he's are i'm horrible a period just mean it doesn't hurt to try, Glick. It doesn't hurt to try.
02:31:11
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i love will try i will try okay thank you frances here what were what What were you saying, Jedi? I'll send him a video and you can tell him what you were saying. Tell him how beautiful is and that we miss him and that we want him to come hang out and that your name is Francis.
02:31:27
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And Jedi speaks for the group. and Brittany misses you. That is true, yeah. He was like you. Brittany misses. Don't say that. I fro.
02:31:43
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we'll see we'll see what he says Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get this right. So Jedi is the official nonsensical network ambassador? Yes, that is correct. When it comes to Rick.
02:31:54
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Okay, that's fair. And everything else, really. but He's the Rick ambassador. He's the nonsensical Rick ambassador. Rick ambassador.
02:32:06
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we'll see I'm here for marketing and all I do is is go on the streams and and say, if you like this kind of content, make sure that you hit that not fucking subscribe button. let me nice noncycle network Remy and I spend a lot of time in high level corporate meetings that of you are invited to. It's just me and Remy figuring out how to fix this.
02:32:25
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za he's he's He goes up there and he's the brains and I'm just supposed to sit there and look pretty. So, you know, that's what do. Exactly. what me move the but We yeah we i enjoy all the content you give us and and the and the promotional stuff that you do is just is just the cherry on top. it's It's a bonus that we didn't know we were going to get and it makes us appreciate you that much. a Hey, what's the matter with you? Where's the cherry, Remy? I want the cherry, aye? Whoa, G2K.
02:32:57
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You come to here to listen to me on the day of my daughter's wedding? What is your
02:33:05
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Yeah, you are the Corleone of Nonsensical Network. The Corleone. What's up,
02:33:14
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G2K. Easy as the brains. We're all in trouble. That's one of my brothers right there. 100%. I'm glad having year than last year, man honestly. is like His looking up already.
02:33:33
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spear the horse I hope you're looking up. You're the worst. Sprinkle that one in there, Shaman. You're the worst. Definitely looking up. What fuck is that mean?
02:33:45
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He's going to gallop into happiness. Moving sucks ass. Let me tell you. Are you actually are you moving? right Yeah, I moved Pittsburgh.
02:33:56
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I forgot you went to Schittsburg. Yeah. Oh, so I went... We went bowling on Thursday, and I put on my Ravens jersey. oh that's a death sentence. Around all those Steelers fans.
02:34:10
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Did you get beat up? No. i guess it's really its it's which its It's really not that big of a deal. This old man was like, you're going to end up coming out of here on fire. You know that, right? like like Why are you stirring shit up, Brittany?
02:34:27
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Why are you going to go in there and stir shit up? I thought it was funny. thought it was funny. It's all fun and games until they fucking... you i've nobody likes ah like Nobody likes Baltimore until the Fentanyl's involved.
02:34:40
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yeah tell
02:34:43
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But, I mean, Steelers are the rivals. So, like, being surrounded by Steelers and Penguins fans and all of that. I guarantee you by next January you'll be wearing a Penguins jersey.
02:34:54
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Oh, fuck now. And you'll be doing that just just for your own protection. Or a penguin furry scene. It's like rocking around. blackck Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. Yep. Yep. Penguins don't quack. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yes, Glick has been studying our kind very closely, and he recognizes that we don't usually quack. so what What sound does a penguin make?
02:35:19
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You know, they they they sing Bruno Mars. I've watched that. the edge. it yeah they say you don't If you don't know what sound it makes, how do you know they don't quack?
02:35:36
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ah Well, I mean, I've never heard of him quack. but But what sound do they make This is a fucking true question, dude, because I've seen Happy Feet. they make They make like a weird...
02:35:49
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call and noise. We don't need to know what website to get your notes, okay? Yeah, that's my own noise.
02:35:59
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I'm coming. yeah also Also, Brittany, wearing Ravens jersey in Pittsburgh is not that big of a deal. It's not that impressive. I've been there quite a few times in Browns gear and the Warriors way more hated than Ravens.
02:36:19
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i That's why i did it. I took it off for a little bit, but then after everybody started it hint and then i put it back on and they started getting a little bit more like like mean mugging me.
02:36:34
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I've been to Pecumshire Stadium for a Steelers-Browns game in all Browns, and they're just like, that jackass. I'm like, Have yins seen yourselves? Oh my gosh. Tyler keeps saying that I'm going to start saying yins. It's not freaking happening. It's not. I love making a mess around you, man. They say yins. It's not happening. sp springing You're going to do it.
02:37:00
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No, it's not happening. basically do do youring You're getting kicked off the stream when you do. everybody Everybody from Pittsburgh or the Pittsburgh area suffers from Alzheimer's syndrome and drum and are addicted to crack.
02:37:14
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So, just saying. Yeah, she's probably got a like a poster of Jesse Minner on her wall. She's going to be a Pittsburgh fan within the next year.
02:37:26
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She likes those stupid Pittsburgh fans within the next year. and Not happening. Yeah, it's going to happen. As he's wearing freaking Pittsburgh pajama pants right now. Hold on.
02:37:37
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You ain't lying, stuff
02:37:41
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Steph. The Steelers will play at 1, and the Ravens will play at 4, and at 1, she's going to go, Go Steelers! And at 4, she's going to go, Go Ravens! And then at 8 o'clock, when the englands or the Eagles are playing, she's going to go, Go Philadelphia! I'm a girl, and I know nothing about sports. You have a jersey that's like half Steelers, half Ravens. It'll just confuse the shit out of everybody at the stadium.
02:38:07
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You know what? We're all just a fan of bird flu at this point. I know they suck, but you know. ah i so like
02:38:18
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Brady Quinn, who played for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, he married... Shit, I can't remember who it was. but notre Notre Dame and Ohio State played each other. And his girlfriend, her brother, played for Ohio State. Her brother was a big-time Buckeye.
02:38:35
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And when they played each other, she had a half-Jersey, half-Ohio State, half-Notre Dame, to support her brother and and Brady Quinn. ah school
02:38:48
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That's cool. Travis and Jason's mom did that when the Chiefs and Eagles played each other. She had the half and half. That was a horrible fucking game. that on a cake when it was the Ravens versus the 49ers that one year for the Super Bowl. That was a better game than than the fucking Eagles.
02:39:06
Speaker
Or the, yeah. is st and The fucking Eagles in Kansas City. That was just like, okay, this shit's not good. That was like the moon landing of the fucking Super Bowl. It was fake.
02:39:21
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um are you squeezing be Later Gators. Later. doele
02:39:34
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Deuce a lot.
02:39:37
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She's going to be a Steelers fan in a year. She will. Yeah. just remember
02:39:45
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Yeah. They'll like hold her ass down to the floor and threaten her with fucking yingling. know Gross. You're going to drink this yingling. Black and yellow. what Oh, man, it's going great. Can somebody else read that? Because I don't know what the fuck that's... Y'all realize realize you you you are... Wait, hold on a second. Y'all realize you guys are been playing football with hands, right? Yeah.
02:40:19
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Yeah. Because oh soccer, soccer. That's right. He's talking about soccer. that's That's what we're not playing football. We're playing football. Yeah. Have a 10th one. Kato nine is not enough.
02:40:33
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Also, I have OCD and the fact that you've only had nine is going to make me have a really bad night. So eat a 10th one. If you're really my, listen, nine is the number of completion and it ends the cycle. So it is the, the full like it needs to be even 10.
02:40:49
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And a lot of ass slapping. Who doesn't like a lot of ass slapping? Slap my ass and call me shaman. Hot damn.
02:41:00
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Oh, here we go again. Hi, buddy. Love it. ah Three packs of three. I mean, yeah what do you want him to do? It'd be uneven for him to not have 12. He's going to get the record player when he drops off.
02:41:13
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So i got to get up in the morning and take the TV off and go through the records and everything. Yeah, but if if he eats eight, then he's leaving one behind, which is still an odd number.
02:41:25
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Eight is good. No, it's not. It's it's it's the amount that you eat. It's not what's left behind. So wait, so then you can never eat that last one because you only left one? Well, I would have to go buy another three-pack, so then I would have four, and then I would get to eat 12. So then I would eat four, which would then equal 12. But what if you can't get another three-pack and you got to just... Well, then I find another kind of cookie that I can eat three of those.
02:41:48
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Yeah, you can turn that off. I don't have OCD like a lot of people where got to stop. and it's like It's like small OCD ticks where like ah like volume, like it's numbers. It's numbers. like The volume on the TV or the radio has to be an even number. I don't count my chips when I eat them.
02:42:05
Speaker
so what like if I do my volumes and multiples of three. It has to be divisible by three. But you can hit an even number if you do that.
02:42:17
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12. it just has to be divisible by 3. Yeah. See? I don't put at 11. I don't put it 13. I put it at 12. I put it at 9. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense.
Math, Music, and Racing Humor
02:42:32
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You know what? Yeah, keep going until you hit 16. Yeah, man.
02:42:38
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Then it's 16. Or a trip to the shop. Hey, man. 16. 22. 4, 8,
02:42:44
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I beat up three Girl Scouts for these.
02:42:49
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What's three more? great You got beat up three more Girl Scouts so it's fucking even, Kato. Come on, bro. but Stop fucking with
02:43:00
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i got um I only got three kids. Yeah, there we go. Well, you got i am for it you gotta to have another one. You said you didn't want to, but you need to make it even. <unk> Carla, Kayla, whatever. Yeah, drinking Fibonacci sequence.
02:43:15
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We are way too old for that stuff. Yes. Okay, i'll agree with that. That is back.
02:43:23
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What, for Fibonacci sequence? Yeah. Never too old for that. If you drink in a Fibonacci, yeah, I'm almost a half a century years old, so that shit's out out the door right there. That's not even on the fucking menu tonight.
02:43:37
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i just I just cracked open a beer. JR says 369-12-13. The first thing I thought of was Little John 369. Damn good. Yeah. No, that's not Little John. That's 36 Mafia.
02:43:51
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Oh, Little John 369. I see what you're saying. There it is. There it is. You're right. You're right. You're right. Check in with me. Andrew, you're John. There was a clip on and on the tip on the con.
02:44:04
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And this girl and her mom, and she was like 6'7", and she was like, you ever heard of 3'6", 9"? I started playing Little John. She was like, yeah, girl. Get your game up.
02:44:14
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Tall. Yes. 46 and 2, baby. How do you go 9, 12, 13, though? They're prime numbers.
02:44:27
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Oh, is that what that is? Yeah. Yeah, but 6 and 12 are not prime. They're evens. Just because they're even doesn't mean their prime numbers. I'm going to fuck you,
02:44:41
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I hate to drink in math, man. You're fucking me up there now.
02:44:47
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Listen, in one plus one doesn't equal two. It equals 11, bro. Math is racist. Synergetic effect. One plus one equals four.
02:44:58
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i don't know. One plus one equals 11, man.
02:45:04
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the grudge man that's what I love about fucking bath and shit like had like Isaac Newton my favorite physicist because he come up with all this shit and they're like how can you prove it then he fucking turned around said hold on waited 30 minutes invented fucking calculus and came back and proved it and it's like god damn I do smart just because an apple hit him on the head haven't even been hit by a bus I'm dumb as fuck six I mean you're not that far away bro I can hit you with an apple yeah yeah I hit you with a fucking watermelon if you want. From like 800 miles away. That'd be a impressive.
02:45:42
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Shaman, he's a lot closer to me. Nils, if you want hitting the fruit or we're hitting the head with fruit, I mean, let me know. but When are we hanging out? That's some Scotto shit right there. can can can can we ah can we ah Can we do this live on a show? it's going to a great concept if I just start throwing like apples and oranges. Can we just meet halfway? Wait a damn minute. How'd you pitch Shyamana to throw watermelon?
02:46:05
Speaker
Slap me in the face with a banana. Oh, I'll slap you in the face with a banana, but... yeah um You throw a watermelon at me.
02:46:15
Speaker
You gotta taste it. gotta taste it. I'm all filled up on potassium. I don't need no banana hitting me in the face. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew Chip. I'll beat your ass. I'm 10 years old. If you don't chew Big Red, you suck.
02:46:32
Speaker
i'm ten years old one can up you big red you suck
02:46:39
Speaker
I'm 10 years old and jacked up on Mountain Dew. I'll beat your ass, Chip.
02:46:46
Speaker
What a great movie. I love that movie. That was a great movie, man. Six, seven.
02:46:54
Speaker
If I didn't know fucking NASCAR, I don't know what did.
02:47:00
Speaker
First you shake, and then you bake it. I got kicked out of NASCAR Cafe, man, for throwing a fit one time in ah Orlando.
02:47:10
Speaker
Because they had all this shit and had like one little section for Davey Allison and I threw a fucking fit, dude. What, Universal? Yeah. And next thing you know, when we actually went back, I got kicked out in the NASCAR Cafe that day. i had to buy two things so they wouldn't like turn me in and shit and ban me. But anyways, I went back.
02:47:29
Speaker
Yep. They had this huge fucking display for Davey Allison. I was like, there you go. i Why? What's so important about Davey Allison? It's not like he's yelling hard. Davey? hed No, he was a better driver than his dad, though. It's not like he's a Wallace.
02:47:43
Speaker
And I'm not talking about Bubba Wallace. I'm talking about the actual Wallace family. Not Bubba Wallace. was about to say, okay, Mikey. The actual Wallace family. yeah he he was he was a lot He was a lot better driver than his dad and his brother.
02:47:59
Speaker
Davey was cool. Davey was a good racer, man. Davey was coming up, man. He was good racer. He'd race his own racer, I know. He was a good, he was good at making left hand turns Jedi.
02:48:13
Speaker
Yeah. Straight left. Straight left.
02:48:19
Speaker
only know how to make right hand turns. Hey, don't tell new but don't tell too many people that, JR.
02:48:27
Speaker
Bubba Wallace is killing it, didn't he? didnt didn't No, never mind. I'm thinking of Michael Jordan's race team. What's that guy's name? Uh, pedo. myberg You know that.
02:48:42
Speaker
he Shut up. Stop it. The NASCAR racing team. They're actually killing it this year. They're driving the Toyota. I didn't know that. me look at it. Three or four races.
02:48:54
Speaker
They're down on everybody. Um... but on second let me fuck I mean, I know he's in like in a lot of investments, but I didn't know that no shit. Yeah 23 racing Premier NASCAR Cup. Yeah, that's why. And they get they gave him a little boy for his fucking trophy.
02:49:14
Speaker
Oh, shit. I should know this shit because I work for this company. State-of-the-art airspeed facility. Denny Hamlin is his premier driver. and they feel the Toyota Camry XSE for Tyler Reddick and Bubba Wallace. God damn it. I make motors for Toyota.
02:49:32
Speaker
I should know that shit. I mean, never to buy a Toyota. Oh, no, dude. We're, like, spot on with our shit. That's why they're, like, number two in the country. Dude, if NASCARs were not so... God i damn it. Or not NASCARs. Let me let me check you out oh this out.
02:49:53
Speaker
Cup Series.
02:49:57
Speaker
Joey. Tyler is is ah
02:50:07
Speaker
Jordan's guy. He's won two of the four races, something like that. I'll be honest. After Dale died, it it was like, um and and Bill French's boy took over. um It just NASCAR went to shit. So I started like watching midget racing and stuff again.
02:50:25
Speaker
I've been running fast with those short legs. Mm-hmm. you No, those fucking cars are badass, dude. That's some good-ass shit to watch. No, it's midgets driving. It's not midgets. Midgets driving.
02:50:41
Speaker
They're race cars driving. Midgets driving race cars. oh I went back to that in, like, dirt track racing, man, because it's just not even... NASCAR's not even appealing to fucking political. Midgets on dirt bikes.
02:50:53
Speaker
They let the corporations start running. The actual Wallace family, not Bubba Wallace, Kato? this from From where you're from? Like well Dale and Rusty and all them.
02:51:06
Speaker
Rusty Wallace, yeah yeah. Talladega, man. That was badass. Yeah, he hit that with like fucking 215 when he crossed that line. He was hauling ass.
02:51:18
Speaker
That was a good race. oh passes That in Texas, The Rock was one of my favorite tracks. Darlington. You think Earnhardt had a pretty butthole? Oh, man. Which earned her?
02:51:32
Speaker
Senior. What's his daughter's name? Kelly? I bet she does.
02:51:39
Speaker
oh Damn. oh that mean That's a sheltered butthole right there. but
02:51:48
Speaker
Ain't no... Man, don't knock a pretty butthole. that Nothing wrong with a pretty butthole.
02:51:56
Speaker
Wake up, Lazy. my favorite My favorite type of butthole is a default butthole. So that you can... Whoa, buddy! You can customize it. yeah Damn. All right, let's go ahead.
02:52:11
Speaker
Come on, Jedha. You're under control, Jedha. Smack yourself in there. Are you drinking water, bro? smack yourself in there are you making water bro Oh, he's tired as fuck. He's drinking water.
02:52:22
Speaker
He's hardcore. He's drinking a straight-up eight-ounce glass of fucking vodka. What are you drinking? It's vodka, 7-Up, and Baja Blast. Did he see how he lit up when he said Baja Blast? He's like, man, he's drinking Baja Blast. He's still like sleeping.
02:52:40
Speaker
Jed, I was drinking Baja Cumblast. Whoa. You need to calm down, Nils. That's inappropriate. Does your wife know you're an alcoholic? Yes.
02:52:51
Speaker
Oh, okay. Well, I mean, she's in a freezer in the basement, so. Yeah, I let her know. I open the freezer once a day and let her know. Yeah, here here's here's a pack of fucking Cheetos crackers. Have fun.
02:53:05
Speaker
Hey, wifey. I don't know if you can hear me or not, but I'm an alcoholic. And I'm also a stream whore. But. It's true. It's all true, okay?
02:53:17
Speaker
I beg you to differ. I'm a drunk. I'm not an alcoholic. Mama didn't raise no quitter.
02:53:32
Speaker
for pussies. That's right. It's like groceries. Two trips are for pussies. Dude, that'd be a great thing. I wonder how that would go over a few weeks on a day. there's a caveat to that. If you shop at, like, Sam's Club or Costco, you gotta to make two trips. Oh, dude, we're fucking hardcore. We go to Aldi's.
02:53:51
Speaker
Like, you don't even get fucking bags unless you buy that shit. You gotta to bring your own fucking quarter. Oh, Aldi's, Aldi's, Aldi. Okay, i was like, what the fuck am I talking about? Aldi's. Yeah, okay.
02:54:02
Speaker
I just steal their bags. I ain't fucking buying them. I just steal them. yeah Allegedly. Allegedly. yeah like Allegedly. I'll scan one and use eight. Or it's like... Allegedly. And I go to self-checkout and always ask, did you scan all of your bags? He's like, I acquire with Resolve.
02:54:24
Speaker
yeah
02:54:28
Speaker
Self-checkout where steak is always buy one, get three free. Allegedly. Yeah. Oh, damn. Glick has so many warrants out for that.
02:54:40
Speaker
You get four-finger discount. it's you like If I go through the self-checkout, I'm a four-finger. As an employee of Kroger's, Aldi, and or Walmart's, if I go through the self-checkout, I am allowed to have an employee discount.
02:54:56
Speaker
So... If I buy six packages of steak and there happened to be running an employee buy two, get four free sale.
02:55:08
Speaker
Yeah. You know, who am I? Just turn that down. Exactly. I take advantage of the sale. I mean, it sells there for a reason, you know, I mean, I hope you've had a great weekend. My granddaughter just decided to summon me. She wants to play with Pawpaw.
02:55:26
Speaker
she wants to play with paul paul No, she's too sweet. she is that who Is that who whistled? Did she whistle for you, bro? No, no, no. That was actually my youngest son whistling for the other granddaughter.
02:55:40
Speaker
Go to bed, you little heathen. So, yeah, they're they're great kids. Great kids.
02:55:47
Speaker
It's amazing, man, when you have kids and then you see them create kids and you're like, I i made that and then they made that. It's justs just a great feeling.
02:55:58
Speaker
I will never know Oh nice Hell yeah Charlie Shaman you'd be great if somebody made you a face Let alone a grandkid We'll never know We'll never know Yeah We'll never know I'm all by myself Don't wanna be
02:56:30
Speaker
Oh, you don't have to be by yourself. Yeah, you can start. My mommy's visiting. He's only fans, and then you will never by yourself. Mom, we said hello.
02:56:41
Speaker
Whose mommy's visiting? my My mom. Shami's mommy. Shami's mommy. Yeah. Shama mama. Shaman. Mama Shaman. Mama Shaman. There you go. Mama Shaman's here.
Personal Stories and Family Reflections
02:56:59
Speaker
Florida moms love me. Just so you know. What's up? Shaman, you're about to have a stepdad. What's Shaman, you're to have a stepdad. What you really need to say, Shaman, is you have had that Roger Wood sausage once.
02:57:14
Speaker
um You know what? if you if If you met my mom, you would finally get roasted. Finally. he oh shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. Your mom would love me. She's hardcore.
02:57:28
Speaker
i'm love fliing I said, um you know, I was about to say, but we need to bring your mom up on stream, but that would probably be like the most massive roast on YouTube and in history. We can bring my mom mump on up on stream. We just need a Ouija board.
02:57:42
Speaker
and i would have to still come on she just can't yeah i was gonna say i can do my mom here but i'd have to go dig her up first i'd have to go get mine out of her out of the trunk damn he's like she's buried in the freezer in the backyard you know she's literally in the trunk of my car can a jar of ashes do an abortion allegedly ah apparently not yeah i'm still here image I said bitch.
02:58:11
Speaker
all Alright. I'm going to jump off here. going jump into one more channel. I'm going to jump into one more channel, raise hell for about 59 seconds and then I'll be back.
02:58:23
Speaker
but We'll be here for another three hours. for a We all know you can only last 30. That's the cool thing about being old, man. You've got plenty of fucking time for shit.
02:58:35
Speaker
that's spicy i like
02:58:40
Speaker
but like close I to go play with my granddaughter. She should be a better. No, man. thirty night She's good. I'm still waiting for my grandpa to come play with me, too.
02:58:53
Speaker
She's her for her. I love my family. We can go play catch in the yard if you want, Shaman. i I love my family. yeah Listen, listen. Before I go. you money We can play catch-click as long as you stop showering with me. That's fucking weird, you know the glow the You remember the glow-in-the-dark frisbee by Waymo?
02:59:14
Speaker
Yeah. Back in the day, fucking be out like out in the yard and shit and run into a damn chailing fence at 10 o'clock at night. Mm-hmm. Hell yeah. you Good times, man.
02:59:26
Speaker
Oh, man. the Glow in the dark. Backing on your fucking elbow and shit. Johnson and Johnson. johnson They cured everything. Johnson and Johnson, man.
02:59:37
Speaker
Yeah. We used to play Flashlight Tag in the day and get fucked up. We'll be here, bro. Flashlight Tag, that was the shit. Yeah, I'll be back, for man. I'll be here for another 30 minutes. She's calling me. So, let's go. go.
02:59:51
Speaker
Yeah, we used to play that game called the fucking mother. Don't worry, Shaman. As your new Papa Glick, we can play catch. i can I can tell you about the birds and the bees. I can teach you how to talk to girls.
03:00:06
Speaker
Like, don't worry. I'm going to be the best stepdad ever, Shaman.
03:00:12
Speaker
Why don't you just show me how to... Just teach me how to Dougie, bro. I can teach you how to Dougie. Come on. Professional over there. Professional. You like that? This is pretty sweet white boy boobs I got there.
03:00:31
Speaker
and White boy boobs? though we White boy boobs. Side boob. You like this side boob? Because it's my side boob.
03:00:39
Speaker
Fucking Peter Griffin. okay Oh, Shaman. Finally. Finally, we're alone now. Like a song.
03:00:52
Speaker
Debbie Gibson song back in and in the 80s.
03:00:56
Speaker
Finally, we're lonely. Oh, what? lonely You don't have to be lonely, buddy. You're not alone anymore, bitches. I'm back. Can I call you little buddy? Because I'm not allowed to call Jedi little buddy.
03:01:09
Speaker
Call him little buddy. Yeah, I just had an idea. Yeah. I'm just trying to be a good stepdad. I'm just trying to give him a fun nickname. Hey, little buddy. We'll play around a catch.
03:01:20
Speaker
Hey, champ. Play some catch. Hey, champ. You want to give me a fun nick what? What was that? A fun ninja costume.
03:01:34
Speaker
Whoa. Come on, a champ. Did you say nickel? Yeah. Come on, champ. You want to go down to the beach and look at horse?
03:01:47
Speaker
Oh, fuck it. No. Can I play with him? Can I touch one this time? Yeah, yeah. You can touch him. You can touch him. Yeah, you're too young to be charged. And then when they act out of pocket and they scream and go, oh, my God, why is this weird shaman? I'll be like, please excuse my son.
03:02:04
Speaker
he's He's retarded and he doesn't know any better. And then they'll go, oh, my God, he's so cute. You flip the script on him. shaman's banging white bitches on the beach yeah you know what steph shut your hor mouth it that's because he has undersized eyelids all right leave him alone it's not his fault we don't choose the money that we're given we just have to nobody shame me bro stop fucking body shaming my eyelids god damn your body's a wonderland and it's beautiful jedi and don't let anybody tell you differently
03:02:43
Speaker
I won't. Thank you. I needed that. I needed that boost right now. Boost these nuts in your mouth. Shut up, Tom.
03:02:54
Speaker
This might be the gayest show on YouTube on Saturday nights. Probably. Oh, yeah. By far. That's okay. We're secure enough in our manhoods.
03:03:07
Speaker
My manhood so secure. Oh, my God. I can't mind in my leg when I'm not using Are you touching your manhood right now? That sounded a little too sensual, Sean. Call me the fuck out. love my manhood. This manhood is awesome. See, that's what happens when you don't have to fucking be on camera. You can just do whatever you want while you're streaming. I'm on camera and I do whatever I want. You guys called me at the beginning of the show. when My camera keeps shaking.
03:03:37
Speaker
well i didn't I wasn't here for that. It is weird that it's shaking that
03:03:49
Speaker
Somebody got a fresh jar of peanut butter for his chihuahua that identifies as a big bowl. She has been off the quiet. I gave her some pizzle. I gave her some pizzle and she's good now.
03:04:07
Speaker
You know the annoying part about Steph is that she cracks me the fuck up all the damn time and I can't even be mad at her. That's some bullshit, Steph. I need the right to be mad at you, but I can't because you're too damn funny.
03:04:20
Speaker
She was giving shit in the chat. How dare you? How dare you, sir, ma'am? How? don't mean to gender. How?
03:04:30
Speaker
call you whatever you i don't mean the gender i'm sure you didn't i'm sure you didn't i don't mean to have a gender but i'm genderless over here i'm just a squatch i didn't mean to ginger you he's a genderless squatch gendered you you ever been gendered before
03:04:58
Speaker
if you've ever been chiter this is ah this't a gender re gender reveal party I'm about to gender all face I'm gonna show you what gender is all about you're about to get gendered Jedi's like I don't know what that is but god damn I want to find out i don't I can't wait to do it I know that God damn it, Tommy You need to stop I cannot wait to be gendered up in this bitch I've just been hanging out as a Ken doll Now I get a gender We're getting gendered tonight
03:05:45
Speaker
we gettingin gender tonight Gee golly gosh, Glick. I mean, look how smooth. You made all my dreams come true. That's what I do. i God damn it. Somebody pop me. Look how smooth you are down there. There move ain't nothing. That's the motel version 6 of Epstein Island. Okay, that's gross.
03:06:13
Speaker
this is but it it nonenical island ah You know, you guys are right. Scotto really does. he he He treats me right in these AI photos.
03:06:26
Speaker
Oh, look at that handsome devil. Yeah, it's only been the case for like three years. ah I mean, he did do this to me.
03:06:36
Speaker
Which is the greatest picture of all time.
03:06:44
Speaker
Oh, Scott, Scott, Scott. Yeah, well, he's made so many unflattering photos of me. I don't think he's ever made a good one of me. Not worse in his goddamn life. certainly What are you going to do? Yeah.
03:07:01
Speaker
Oh, look at that guy. Look at that guy. You're going to beat it. You look like if you see the signs with the lumberjack roll. Do you see the signs, Jedi?
03:07:14
Speaker
Francis, yeah. That's pretty funny. yeah You got to have your go-out moment for Hollywood. Francis is better than Glick for Hollywood. There you go. Look, I'm official now. I got a background on everything. Oh, look at you.
03:07:27
Speaker
Look at you. Whoa, buddy. I'm going need you to calm down, bro. I'm sorry. Is my camera frozen? Is my camera frozen? I'm not moving. my My camera must be frozen, guys. I'm sorry.
03:07:39
Speaker
I'm sorry. That's me, though. I'm on camera. You're youre over there. i mean don't get with No, you're you're spot on, Charmin. You are a fucking clown. da and and they they land hi nice and Why you being so hurtful?
03:07:57
Speaker
because you you heard him later from behind Whoa. Whoa. Don't you dare. Don't you hurt my business partner. Exactly. Thank you for stepping up and and defending me. and while i'm And while I'm hurting him, you can draw us like one of your. when and um and you were supposed to You were supposed to put on some of your,
03:08:20
Speaker
you werere supposed to do some of your fucking cool things so here i'm doing it soon I'm doing it soon. I'm working on things. I'm not going to spill the beans, but Shaman is going to be actually on camera, sort of.
03:08:34
Speaker
Maybe. Could be.
03:08:37
Speaker
Luke's getting ready to tie his hair back for you, Shaman.
03:08:42
Speaker
I'll be back. yeah Lick is going to turn into Glock, okay? Glock, Glock. Because he's going to be nine. That's right. yeah don't don't knock that Don't knock the old ah Glick, Gluck until you try it. I'm just saying. Glick, Glick, Glick, 9,000.
03:09:04
Speaker
but As long as you don't got gluten, Shaman will try it. And no gluten here. This is a gluten-free zone just for Shaman. No gluten is. Come on, Daniel Barris.
03:09:15
Speaker
How you doing? Happy Saturday, bro. Shaman's going to spurt his gluten all over Lazy's back. ah whoa You know what Steph you need to calm down You said Burris I thought it was Barry's this whole time My bad Daniel My bad Daniel I've been saying it wrong all this time You never corrected me we i thought it was I thought it was Daniel Barry Fucking Bilal K man Fucking Bilal K bro Like the Burry tacos A.A. Ron
03:09:48
Speaker
You done messed up A.A. Ron Oh, I get it. You know, i was too teacher here everybody go fuck with substitute teacher. Go see O'Shea Hennessy or whatever. it was yeah baace Principal O'Shea Hennessy.
03:10:06
Speaker
But you know what's funny is like, like what's fucked up is I, anybody's name that I know how to pronounce, I pronounce it wrong on purpose. And i hadn't done that with Daniel Berry yet. So I thought,
03:10:21
Speaker
It's Burris. I think it's Burris. See, I just called him Daniel Berry. See, I just called him Daniel Berry. That's what I thought he was, Daniel Berry. Am I saying it right? It's Burris. You're right. It's Burris or Burris. It's Burris.
03:10:35
Speaker
You know what? We're just going to call you Daniel. No, it's Burris. It's Sports Highlight. It's Berry. Daniel Berry. It is Daniel Berry. That's what i thought.
03:10:46
Speaker
No, it's Daniel Barris Sports Highlights. No! Ports. If it's Barris, then it's Ports. you know what? I see Yeah, Daniel Barris. Yeah!
03:10:59
Speaker
Yeah! Why You gotta put, like, dashes and hyphens and spaces. Okay, wait. So I've actually gone to his channel and hung out with him in his chat before. And and I don't That doesn't actually bring us to a conclusion because I always call him Daniel May. What it what if it what if it's what if it's Daniel Burr eye sports highlight?
03:11:24
Speaker
What if he's got Burr's in his eye? Because he goes to the Riz port. Yeah.
03:11:32
Speaker
I don't know. I like Daniel. He's cool. He's always... Daniel, we need a phonetic spelling of your name so we know how to pronounce the correct name. He's always positive. We're going to go to the Phoenicians for that. If he misses the show and he's watching the replay, he makes sure to drop a comment. I like Daniel. He's a badass. I finally found one of his lives on not too long ago. You're a good person, Daniel. I don't know your junior.
03:11:57
Speaker
yes Yeah, Daniel, we don't know your gender, Daniel.
03:12:08
Speaker
Oh, thanks, Steph, that you think I passed third grade. put but the Ha! Joke's on you, Steph. I grew up in the forest. I didn't go to school.
03:12:20
Speaker
He's going to throw his poo at you, Steph. Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. So take a look. It's in a book with Reading Rainbow. What?
03:12:34
Speaker
I can go anywhere. Suck my dick. I'm trying to hear the DMX version of the Reading Rainbow. Have you heard that, Glick? Yes, I have. That's so funny.
03:12:49
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't go to school. I grew up in a forest. Steph, thank you very much. Not Ferngully, like not a cool forest. yeah apparently Yeah, I don't even know what Ferngully is. Just in the woods. actually Most of my life Sasquatch and about.
03:13:04
Speaker
It's that cream that keeps discharging from your anus. That's Ferngully. Oh, no, I don't think that's it either. That's, yeah.
03:13:16
Speaker
Anal excretions. Yeah, you know, discharge. you know The sacred secretion. Let's talk about that on our next stream. The sacred secretion. No, let's not.
03:13:28
Speaker
No, not like a shire. No, I'm a Sasquatch. I grew up in the forest. I lived in the woods. No, more like a hobbit. they of it used That's where the hobbits grew up. Yeah, the shire. Not a hobbit. Not a hobbit.
03:13:41
Speaker
Not a hobbit. Forest. People may have the woods beside the Shire. Hobbits wouldn't allow him into the Shire. World champion hide-and-seeker. And now I'm just hearing people are still like, I wish one day I could get a photograph of a Sasquatch. And there's literally one on YouTube like five or six days a week. Seven times five or six days a week.
03:14:04
Speaker
I know. The math isn't math. and I do like five days a week. Seven times five, six, seven times a week, guys. Yeah. i do I do shows five days a week, but some days I do two shows a day. Does that make sense?
03:14:23
Speaker
Can you math that, Shaman? Mm-hmm. What kind of math you want? Only on Squatch. I want the un-racist math.
03:14:36
Speaker
Oh, I don't know that. I don't even know racist math.
03:14:40
Speaker
Unracist math is 1 plus 1 equals 7.
03:14:47
Speaker
Racist math is 1 plus 1 equals 2. Guess. Squatch. Oh, I only know unracist math. I don't fucking You just gotta call gay Squatch. I'm only gay Squatch on Saturdays.
03:15:00
Speaker
And that's only from 7-ish to 1. Bro, they just called you a guh. A guh. A guh Squatch. A good squash.
03:15:11
Speaker
What is that?
03:15:15
Speaker
What is the plural Bigfeet? Bigfoots? Bigfoot?
03:15:22
Speaker
Would that be Bigfoot? Bigfeet? Of the plural? Yeah.
03:15:29
Speaker
Bigfeets. If there was like six Bigfoot hanging out, would they be Bigfeets? Or Bigfeet? Or Bigfoots?
03:15:40
Speaker
oh
03:15:44
Speaker
I think it would be like you just just use Bigfoot. Like there's 12 Bigfoot. I like Bigfeet. There's 12 Bigfeet.
03:15:54
Speaker
No, if there's 12 Bigfeet, there'd be 24 Bigfeet. Why are you talking? 12 Bigfoot would have 24 Bigfeet. see Yeah, but yeah so I was just going to say until my Bigspey started talking to me.
03:16:09
Speaker
My big speed was over here like did. Hand check. Big footsies. Oh, I like that. Big footsies. Big footsies. Big footsies.
03:16:21
Speaker
Big footsies. Girl, I've been out that closet, bitch. I said gas not gay. Unlock the closet door and come on out.
03:16:34
Speaker
Where's my scotto-esque? don't know I'm out.
03:16:38
Speaker
I'm the sassy Squatch, damn it. Big footsies. That sounds like a party right there. Because I'm the sassy Squatch.
03:16:50
Speaker
We need Rock Lee to pop up in here and remix the sassy Squatch song. I'm getting sassy. I like my asses classy.
03:17:01
Speaker
I'm bringing sassy back. Yeah. yep
03:17:11
Speaker
Sassy squad Your fucking Your fucking picture Balls every time i look at it the What? Your picture Your screensaver thing down there It's PFP You mean me?
03:17:28
Speaker
it's not a peer It's not a PFP though It's like an actual like freeze frame picture Right? Isn't that cool though? Isn't that cool? like i'm actually there shit yeah yeah go right You're like a part of the
03:17:42
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One of us One of us One of us Don't hate just to hate Jedi Fucking hater ass hater Love is love and love is free bro Hating bitch Motherfucker Well some people pay for it Go on but yeah This is true This is true Jesus
03:18:07
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fitz this is jesus
03:18:12
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I'm going to need you to calm down. You were the Adolf Hitler of grammar, Steph. I'm going need you to calm down. You know what, Steph? I disagree with Blake. I think you need to get riled up.
03:18:27
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um For 44 years, I've been destroying the English language, and I'm not going to stop now. It's almost done. I ain't not going to do it.
03:18:41
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I had an English teacher high school that said ain't ain't a word and you ain't going to use it. and you Ain't nine ain't a word because ain't ain't in the dictionary, okay
03:18:53
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okay? It's it's in the dictionary, though. It is in the dictionary.
03:19:02
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what's his foot foot Foot is S.
03:19:07
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foot is s Yeah, we're going to stick to Bigfeet. There's 12 Bigfeets in the woods. and got what
03:19:20
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Jedi's confused. Did you go bleach your butthole? okay Nice. Bye, y'all. Yep. You're going to be able to buy that fifth yacht after our next episode.
03:19:33
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Fifth yacht? Bitch, I'm on my ninth yacht, sir. Where you been? it be your second for the It'll be your second fifth, which equals ten if you do math.
03:19:44
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i don't do math. It's racist. So it's your second fifth. That racist shit, bro. Don't bring that shit around here no more. fifth ship yacht in my second fleet is what you're telling me.
03:19:56
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Mm-hmm. I like the way you think. You're going to like the way you look. but I do like the way I look.
03:20:09
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How did you know I bought this at my warehouse? And we all wonder what... I think I don't recognize quality when I see it
03:20:22
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yeah
03:20:24
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You know what? Sometimes what you lack with a face, you make up with personality, Shaman. Good for you. Oh, yeah, brother. That's right.
03:20:44
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I'm doing big things. Bigfoot things. That's what Glick does. He does Bigfoot things. They're so big, the things that I do. You know, i just i just want to say that I really appreciate the fact that that on Saturdays, you two bring your A game, and you and you and you come up here on Saturdays, and you guys you guys are rock stars.
03:21:09
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And I'm glad you don't do that on your own channel and you bring your B game on Friday. He's like, thanks for being more entertaining on my show than you are on yours because I can't watch your show, but this is good shit right here. To be honest, it it' it's easier to be a guest than it is to be a host. I like to hang out and fuck around. Yeah, here you 100%. Dude, could not agree anymore.
03:21:33
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dude i could not agree with that anymore It is so much easier to go on somebody else's stream and be a guest and be disruptive and be be an asshole and not have to worry about anything when you're trying to do everything else.
03:21:48
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I think it's fine. like To me, it's all the same, really. I mean, I kind of like being in control. x You don't have a face no matter where you go. Yeah, i mean, but for guys like you and I, being a natural host and a natural leader, I mean, that's just what we do.
03:22:03
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But it is nice sometimes to take a break and not have to be in control. sometimes Sometimes I don't want to be in control. I want to be submissive. some troll Sometimes I want to be the little spoon, goddammit.
03:22:17
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Spank me, maybe? Yes. I mean, no. I mean, wait, what? Block me on the ass and call me shaman. Whoa. Mommy, shaman.
03:22:29
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I got to go get go some real light. Wait, hold on a second. Well, I got to go. Some real light. You guys keep having fun on your Saturday night game. It's 40. forty and extra so art Make sure you like, share, and subscribe to the Nonsensical Network. We got great content over over here.
03:22:49
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Fucking love, Steph. What up, T-Rock? Which is actually T-Rock, but I like to call you T-Rock, so please don't... What up, T-Rock? Let's go! Steph, you're It should be in the chat. Have a good night.
03:23:04
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and Check out the rest of our content. We actually do really good content throughout the week. Well, I do. I can't see you. I can't speak for Wally. Wally's a bitch. ah yeah
03:23:19
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I jumped on his show the other day and just to drop a like. I think he did something last night, right? On Friday. Yeah, they yeah he's got ah he's got a new thing he's trying out. What the hell is he calling it? Wally. Monster truck. it monster's the joke now he What is he calling it? yeah I'll tell you guys.
03:23:36
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Wally's. mo i don What the hell? I'm sorry, Wally.
03:23:42
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It seems like you don't know what fuck's going on on your channel, Glick. What the fuck is going on? Glick, you need to get control of your channel. You don't even know what's going on. Wally's Motorsports World. And it's just like, it's like shop talk. It's like this show without the bullshit where they're still talking like motorsports and stuff.
03:24:01
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They don't say anything? They don't say anything then? that what you're telling me? They don't say nothing at all. They're just not they just is just a bunch of guys who are in the motorsports world hanging out, garage talk, talking shit.
03:24:13
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Yeah, was there for 30 seconds, and that's what I got from it. And I gave him a like. And, you know, I always support everybody on this channel because you guys are all fucking awesome. And I support you guys. I can't speak for the rest of the channel. Well, it's just me and Wally on this channel. Well, it's me, Wally, Kayla, and Cash.
03:24:33
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Dang. Changes, huh? Changes. Did Rick ever respond to you? Oh, yeah. Rick's here, too. My bad. I'm sorry. Yeah, Rick's here, too. Where's Rick at? We need see Rick. Oh, yeah. He said he's working in the fight.
03:24:47
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Oh, shit, it's Saturday. Fuck, bro. you love me You're lucky I love you. because Oh, yeah. I could definitely be watching the fights right now. you're you' You know, I left something in the oven, so I'll be i'll be back in like... You want to send him another message, Jedi? and Aw, he done left. Tell get his fucking ass over here right fucking now, motherfucker.
03:25:09
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Tell him that he's part of the network and this is part of his job obligations. is to come hang out with us tell him he's a bitch like you said earlier i didn't say that don't death show don't tell rick i said that i never said that right okay rick he didn't say that or did he the fuck man what the fuck man i didn't say that wouldn i would never say that to rick that may or may not got sent i Always forget rich rich a part of the network because he shows up on Sundays and he's just like oh yeah fuck it
03:25:47
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but He's like a part-time employee just for days He's like a Walmart greeter. Yeah, I work out the weekends just to keep busy hey i do a little Charity of Sundays, the sha thinking now I think he is T-Roc Wait what i what what salmon doing?
03:26:10
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be shrinking heads. Hey, Chuck, I appreciate you, brother. If you support us, I support you. I like you. Jesus fucking H. Oh, fuck. Hey, Chuck. Hell yeah, bro.
03:26:23
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If you tuned in last night to Lazy Shaman. Listen, listen. Take from the back. with If they paid attention to their chat, if they paid attention to the chat, they would have known that God is real. I would pay attention to my chat if I knew how to read, okay? That's not my fault. If you paid attention to your chat, you would know that God is real.
03:26:46
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And I am him and him is he. And I. And me. I am the walrus. Oh, so you did you did watch. you You did listen. did watch. I did watch. the chat i put in the chat look at me look at me i mean jesus and the gut in look did talk you did mention things a couple different times but that doesn't mean you didn't just like come back and visit and say oh hey what's up up and then leave again and be like yeah yeah yeah cockaable ah you know what i'll be i'll be what i'll be 100 honest with you you guys were on pretty much almost your whole show and then i was like coming back like
03:27:24
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I kept it on so you got your hours and stuff, like your watched hours. But I was also, like, working on uploading shows, and we were watching wrestling, so, like, the volume was down. But then I kept turning it up every couple minutes to see what you guys were talking about, and I'd try to drop a comment.
03:27:38
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But that's what I typically do. Like, if I'm if i'm doing shit on Friday, I'll at least put you guys on and leave you on so you can get your watched hours. Because watched hours are good for the algorithm and stuff like that. Well, we appreciate that. Yeah.
03:27:51
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And I always drop a like. Oh, my God. Jim Carrey is vanilla ice. I yeah i always drop a like. i i wish I wish I was able to pop in on Friday nights a little bit more often. But.
03:28:06
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Yeah. Yeah, be cool. That'd be cool.
03:28:12
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Let's do what else we got here. When's next vacation so I know when to come back? Oh, wow. I'm on vacation next Friday. Next Friday, you got to come up because going to be gone.
03:28:22
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What am I doing next Friday? Can I come up next Friday? I don't know. i'll see what's on I'll see what my calendar says. Hey, Shaman. at <unk> One, two clicks coming for you. I said I made it bigger, right?
03:28:38
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ah Lock your door. Three, four, he's a forest whore. Five, six, he lives in the sticks. Yeah, i actually, i made one I made one just for Glick. I made one just for Glick.
03:28:54
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I appreciate that, Jedi. That was awesome. See, look that's the kind of stuff that he brings to the nonsensical network. Here, bro, you know what? I made this one for you, okay, man?
03:29:05
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Wait, for me? Yep. Oh, I'm excited. that Brother, cause what you gonna do? What you gonna do, brother? you gonna do?
03:29:16
Speaker
If you knew Glick, you know that he doesn't like Hulk Hogan. know He does, and he was watching Cash's show this afternoon, and he heard my disdain for the Hulkster. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But he also said that I sounded like Hulk Hogan the other day, or last week.
03:29:31
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so Remember that? Yes, the macho Yeah, yeah, it's macho man walk all hogan you did yeah i did so man And and I just happened to have him uh in my in my canva so while I thought I thought like the rest This is perfect.
03:29:53
Speaker
I thought you were gonna drop a fucking uh Sasquatch picture when you said you you you got me on that right oh
03:30:04
Speaker
I know we're talking about shit and my son's just sitting here like, what the fuck are these old ass dudes talking about? he kept making jokes, calling me old. Bam Bam Bigelow, what the fuck? Yeah, he was like, God, you're old. Bam Bam Bigelow was badass back in the day. Hold on, I'm smoking on a pipe.
03:30:28
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Now you really say that. Back in my day. It feels so free having my PFP on stage now.
03:30:41
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You're actually a part of the show with your PFP on stage. I feel like you're really here with us. Cash, what are you doing, dude? You're almost human, Shaman. Is TV working okay?
03:30:53
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Is TV working okay? Is it too big?
03:30:58
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yeah
03:31:00
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WWJD, what would Jedi do? let's That's a good question. me a w gd What would Glick do? like What would the Jews do?
03:31:13
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Kill Jesus If he And then he would eat his corpse she's a guy the baby shit And then rub the baby's placenta And become younger And farm the adrenochrome So that they can take over the world Kill Jibus How dare you allegedly
03:31:39
Speaker
Dear sweet baby Jesus like My sweet baby Jesus. Oh my God, Lord. Lord, no. In this house, Chip, Jesus is a baby.
03:31:55
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but
03:32:00
Speaker
Don't you put it on me, Ricky Bobby.
03:32:06
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Poor Chip. Poor old man. I can't feel my legs. I'm on fire. Help me, Tom Cruise. Help me. but You're not on fire, Ricky.
03:32:20
Speaker
I'm on fire.
03:32:26
Speaker
I can't feel my legs. Yes, you can. You're fine. Now, if i can feel my legs.
03:32:34
Speaker
Yes. Oh, I know. I want to watch that movie. All right. Hello, Ricky Boobie. Ricky Bobby. Ricky Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
03:32:51
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ricky bobby
03:32:54
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ricky bobby
03:33:00
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but
03:33:03
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believe in yeahga ah checkass Yeah, Jackass, man. You guys have watched Happy Gilmore too, right?
03:33:15
Speaker
Yeah, I saw it. Fucking Eminem. I sure did, neighbor. Yeah. Jesus Christ, show me. It's new little fucking spells you're putting on the goddamn stream yard.
03:33:30
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Won't you be my neighbor? Hello, everyone. You don't want to be his neighbor. He's going rob you blind. I think I like this one, bro. I think I might keep this. Bro, I'd be shaman's neighbor. He wouldn't.
03:33:43
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hey Like, we'd be we'd be awesome neighbors. Bro, you would love me, man. Yeah, dude, we'd be the best fucking neighbors. he yeah Hell yeah. He'd be like Wilson in Home Improvement. Yeah, looking over at the fence. either But the reason you have the fence is to keep Shaman out of your yard. Well, duh. I'm like, well, you know, Shaman moved in and the property values went down. But he's a nice guy at the end of the day. yeah don't know how true that is. oh oh yeah, we do.
03:34:18
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Have you seen the colors Jedi skin we know so i should like another I should drink another beer then gluten-free of course. ah Oh my god, you say gluten-free one more time I'm gonna dude i would love for you what are you gonna figure your asshole i'm just gonna force feed you gluten shaman i just want to force feed you gluten like it's not real nuts in your mouth it's all made up oh fucking made up eat it eat the fucking gluten make make this make this dick in your mouth dude you're gonna kill what dick what dick shaman you know you got a face gluten free dick this gluten free dick bro he said you ain't got no face you ain't got no dick ninja
03:35:00
Speaker
No face, no dick. You want me show my dick right now? Don't make me... No, I want you show your face, you dick. and yeah My face and dick? Is that what you That's what I heard him say. Face and dick.
03:35:17
Speaker
I mean, apparently he's black, so his dick probably touches his face.
03:35:25
Speaker
He's going to put a PFP of me right now, I promise you. That's what he's doing. Oh, you're going to see my dick? It's going to be Jedi. Jedi. Not original, Shaman.
03:35:37
Speaker
Okay? We know your joke. No, I was just going to grab another beer. I'm kind of pissed that I wasn't going and putting a picture of you up now. i know That would have been funny. ah I could have had that going a long time ago already. Fuck me.
03:35:51
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This is my dick. I call it Jedi. Jedi the dick.
03:35:57
Speaker
Jedi the one eye because he's my dick. It keeps running.
03:36:04
Speaker
Jedi. Mama always said life is like a Jedi. you know what you're gonna get it's never gonna do shit i use all game mama said
03:36:23
Speaker
bobba It's another great movie that I don't know why I love that goddamn movie, but i fucking love that movie. Forrest Gump is so good. If it i mean that is ever comes on the television, i watch I stop everything I'm doing and I watch it.
03:36:40
Speaker
I don't care what part of the movie it's at. Yeah, I stop it and I'm watching Forrest Gump. yeahp like I don't care. what Nope. Everybody leave me alone.
03:36:50
Speaker
This is happening. Something jumped up and bit me in my buttocks. You know the best thing about getting shot in the buttocks is ice cream.
03:37:04
Speaker
<unk> Lieutenant Dan, you want some ice cream? Dr. Pepper, you want I had to pay so bad.
03:37:16
Speaker
I don't want to watch that movie right now.
03:37:20
Speaker
But instead, we're sitting here dealing with fucking Mr. Rogers instead of watching. Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs. Lieutenant Shaman, you ain't got no face. but You know what? You know what?
03:37:43
Speaker
yeah Simon, you got magic face. I am. i am absolutely appalled.
03:37:54
Speaker
Why does that look like Cheech or Chong with a racist Indian headdress on?
03:38:04
Speaker
It's not a headdress. That's why I got this guy for what? What what what do you mean? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Racist. What's racist? Okay, the look on that guy's face though is like he got caught not pooping in the cat box. He's just on the carpet. It wasn't my poop. It wasn't my poop.
03:38:24
Speaker
What?
03:38:29
Speaker
yeah Only you can prevent forest fires. Fucking John Shady Jedi over here.
03:38:40
Speaker
He wanted an Afro shaman. That's what you get. Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. I was going to do a YouTube stream, but then I got high.
03:38:56
Speaker
I was going to read the chat, but then I got high. It free, so I'm home because I got actually
03:39:11
Speaker
Which has been backstage for I don't know how long. Because I got high. You never can got pegged by a guy. Pegged by a guy. Oh, i'm sorry. i've I've came backstage like six or seven.
03:39:22
Speaker
I mean, you may have came back there, but you weren't back there. Because I see that. I always see the people that come backstage. I literally got called out of my live to come to your live, and I got so left backstage.
03:39:36
Speaker
Nope. Yep. Shaman wasn't there. So he, Shaman wasn't there. You were, you were flying. When when was I doing solo shit without Shaman? It's been a few months. Your story has more holes than Shaman's butthole. Back when I was single.
03:39:50
Speaker
That was two. And I was called out of one of my streams because you were alive. And then I came in there and then I just got left. Not a chance.
03:40:02
Speaker
How many people did have up on panel? 12 teens. te StreamYard gives you a little doorbell ring and lets you know when people are back. Ding dong!
03:40:13
Speaker
and you ignored it. You ignored my doorbell ring. Nope. Nope. Never happened. This is all sad. Hey, motherfucker.
03:40:24
Speaker
Hey, motherfucker. Don't ignore my doorbell. I bet you thought you were backstage, but you were just passed out. Oh, I was definitely backstage. You were dreaming about being backstage. was backstage and in the chat telling you that I was backstage.
03:40:37
Speaker
nope and you're like you're like fuck click i got this bitch on my panel i'm gonna hang out with her would i have on panel her name rhymes with trance like name rhymes with ranchela
03:40:56
Speaker
yeah fucked up that was like name rhymes rant bar ranolo karanlo ah prince The thing I'm trying to rhyme with, I'm just going to say out loud.
03:41:14
Speaker
Yeah, I don't care. but ah but It'll give her something to talk about. Oh my God, Glick said my name. Dude, I haven't done Trenchland forever.
03:41:27
Speaker
Yeah, that's because she hates me and she hates everybody who likes me.
03:41:36
Speaker
She's...
03:41:41
Speaker
Yeah.
03:41:53
Speaker
yeah She got real, real, real quick. yeah And everybody thought they were hiding behind a wall of... Safety like oh, I'm gonna talk all the crazy shit about Glick and they'll never see it. He he he he he he he he like seeing it let's just don't care be the end of the day
03:42:19
Speaker
people be tripping yeah yeah i know that's why they had to wear like helmets and shit when they go out and mask in their cars by themselves Yo, that shit is crazy. I, when, when, okay. So when, when COVID was at its like height,
03:42:43
Speaker
book
03:42:46
Speaker
I was coming home from work. Great. Good times. Good times. Good times. It was right. So I was coming home from work one day and I passed this car on the freeway. And then apparently I didn't get the memo that it was a race because I passed them in the right lane.
03:43:02
Speaker
And then they sped up and passed me and like cut in front of me real fast. Well, we both, and they had, and they had a mask on in their car by themselves. Nobody else was there.
03:43:14
Speaker
And just coincidentally, we happened to be going to the, to, to the same store. And like, so pull into the parking lot.
03:43:26
Speaker
I park. I see them get out of their car. They get out of their car, take their mask off, and put it in their pocket and walk in the store. And walk around the store and do their shopping.
03:43:41
Speaker
And I'm like, oh, I got to see how this story ends. Now I'm invested. Because in your car by yourself, you got your mask on. I shit you not. They came out to the parking lot, put their groceries in their car, got in their car,
03:43:55
Speaker
and put their mask back on and drove off. Hmm. That's fucking crazy, bro. This is the goddamn world we live in. I had to see this story play out.
03:44:08
Speaker
And yeah, didn't have the mask on. the and And this is during like the height oh of of the scaredemic, as I like to call it, the fake news pandemic. ah I'm like, hold the fuck on.
03:44:26
Speaker
i've allegedly um In the store, no mask, back in your car, mask back on. Awesome. Look, man, I mean, I saw people doing all like wearing gloves and all that and touching everything and then like going into their purse with the gloves on.
03:44:46
Speaker
and
03:44:48
Speaker
yeah like what What the fuck are you doing? I'll you what you're not doing. You're not thinking first. but The brain is not braining, Jedi.
03:45:03
Speaker
Yeah. There's those's people who wear their mask in their car. Oh, my God. I just got diddy and I didn't even ask for it. He didn't ask that.
03:45:17
Speaker
It's a compliment. this is This is not consensual, Diddy.
03:45:23
Speaker
I don't give you my consent. can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. like This is awesome. This awesome. Is it, though? It's pretty fucking cool.
03:45:35
Speaker
okay it's it's's it's You know what? I got to say. it's It's nice to not see a stupid circle. I feel like he's actually a part of the part of the panel, part of the show.
03:45:46
Speaker
Yeah, it's a little more intimate. you know Would you like to get intimate? um Nope. Nope. I don't like the way you that word. Yeah, yeah and they especially with that picture Oh, I'm
03:46:00
Speaker
i'm sorry I'm sorry Let me let me get my betters Maybe go back to Mr. Rogers and ask that question yeah You might get a different outcome I feel dirty when you say if i yeah Would you like to get intimate? And I look down and there's fucking B-ditty I don't know like Fuck yeah Fuck no This isn't a ditty party. It's a glitty party, bitch.
03:46:27
Speaker
It's not a ditty party, Jeddak. It's a glitty party.
03:46:32
Speaker
And you're going to get Glick-faced. Glick-faced. You're going to have pay membership fee to see that. Yes. On the Lazy Glicks Only Fans.
03:46:44
Speaker
Exactly. and And, ladies and gentlemen, because it is spring, and we're springing forward. We're running hot. It's goddamn daylight savings. I think it's time to have a party and I think we should have a white party personally.
03:47:02
Speaker
Whoa. I'm down for a white. ah Goddamn. That's not the light party I was thinking it was going to be. Bro, the timing on that was perfect, though. The timing was perfect. It was perfect.
03:47:18
Speaker
I'm down to have a white and you looked up and it was right when I did the thing. You were like, oh. JR, have a good one, brother. Appreciate you being here today. See you later, JR, bro. Thanks for tuning in, man.
03:47:31
Speaker
Night, bro. Oh, bro. This is hilarious. Make sure you like, share, subscribe to the nonsensical network. don't know. Where else did he'll come to you? I wanted to flex. That's all wanted to is show my guns. You like that? you know.
03:47:44
Speaker
We know. We know what you're up to. Well, you ain't got no other than a Hulkster. You ain't got no other than a Hulkster. You bitch. That's why he's a dead hole, Logan. Because you're a bitch.
03:47:58
Speaker
Hey, be nice. Be nice, bro. Be nice. Sorry, suburban. Oh, hey, Mr. Rogers. How's it going? Sorry, suburban commando. I didn't mean to be mean to you. Oh.
03:48:09
Speaker
Thunder Lips is a bitch. And if you ain't got that reference, well, then't you're a terrible human being. I didn't get the reference. I guess I'm a terrible human being. Oh, this might work. work.
03:48:24
Speaker
You had ever seen the Rocky franchise? Rocky Balboa? Yeah, Hulk Hogan with Thunder Lips in Rocky 3. Oh, yeah. Okay.
03:48:36
Speaker
They had the exhibition match for charity, and then Rocky had to knock his ass out. I'm not good with names, okay? Especially fictional names. no This one's perfect I made one for this month.
03:48:51
Speaker
Oh I'm using this for the rest of the month
03:48:56
Speaker
What is this month We're all on the edge of our seats shopping. Yeah, we asked it up What's he gonna be well is it gonna happen?
03:49:10
Speaker
g Wow, so this is what it's like to have sex with Shaman. A lot of buildup and the just disappointment. Nothing. Oh, you're going to come.
03:49:22
Speaker
Oh, you're going to come. What the fuck happened? Oh, yeah. we that That's what she said. What happened? What happened? no All this buildup. and yeah ah You go ahead and go to the bathroom and clean yourself up. Oh, I reached my limit. I reached my limit, guys. You got that fucking... Yeah, you got that EBT plan like I do.
03:49:47
Speaker
Yeah, you need to upgrade the StreamYard.
03:49:53
Speaker
Lazy. What? Upgrade? Wait, what? What are you talking about, Shaman? StreamYard has a... Oh, nice.
03:50:04
Speaker
I mean, that's well that's what we waited for. Yeah, I'm the leprechaun Where's me gold?
03:50:14
Speaker
I'd have beat the shit out of that little ass just saying I will look on movies and I don't whoop that motherfucker's ass I don't think you would have because i if it was that easy to do it the people in the movie would have done it Yeah, but the people in the horror movies are bitches, bro
03:50:32
Speaker
i think there's no You know what? I have grown up a horror movie fan. A horror franchise? I grew up as a whore.
03:50:44
Speaker
I grew up as a whore.
03:50:48
Speaker
No, I love horror movies. But it's the same thing. Some dumb blonde bimbo runs from the bad guy and she runs up the stairs and she breaks her ankles. That's heart. I'm gonna go to the the the the the the
03:51:22
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I'm gonna go to one.
03:51:28
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She still got killed. yeah I can't believe they're still making Scream movies. That's amazing. Oh, yeah. And I got to say this. Neve Campbell was never a very attractive... In my opinion, back in the day, never really found her attractive. She was hot.
03:51:44
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She was fucking hot, bro. She was hot. I will say eat well she's she's aging naturally. Homosexuals is what? The better looking she she gets.
03:51:56
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She's getting... Okay, so if you didn't think she was hot back in the day now you think she's hot, mean, Sean. I didn't think she was hot back in the day. like She was cute back in the day, like had that nice, cute girl next door look to her.
03:52:09
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But she' as she's getting older, she's definitely dancing into the hot world. She's definitely getting hotter as she gets older. She was already there back then. You just didn't recognize. But if she...
03:52:21
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okay Watch. Me and Shaman are gonna watch the movie and think it's fucking... She looks weird or something. No, dude. If you thought she was hot back then, you're going to think she's she's she looks really good.
03:52:33
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she She looks really good. And I'll say this. and and And thank God it only took fucking seven movies, but Courtney Cox doesn't have some stupid-ass fucking haircut. really That's kind of disappointing, actually.
03:52:46
Speaker
I know. I was kind of disappointed in that, but also happy at the same time because I'm just like... ah She looks kind of normal.
03:52:56
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What do they have now then? i don't wait wait I think that's what people are going to say when they see Shama for the first time. ah He looks kind of normal. You guys are going to be so disappointed.
03:53:08
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I went and seen Scary Movie 7. Oh, Scary Movie 6. Yeah, the trailer looks dope. I can't wait to see it. 7. 6. 7. Stand down. Do you?
03:53:20
Speaker
Heidi Ho's, bitch. I thought she was going come up on the panel this week. Heidi Ho's, stand down. Wait, with which screen movie? it They're on the 7th or the 6th? They're the 7th screen movie, but there's a new scary movie coming out.
03:53:33
Speaker
oh Scary movie. Okay. Never mind. Yeah, can you change? it down to two To what?
03:53:41
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Did he's nuts to that place? you train You know what next? i have I Have to make a I have to make a thumbnail that incorporates the lazy shaman show. I wonder if I could do the lazy train I Gotta get a picture of Jedi
03:54:03
Speaker
Don't get under pressure, Jack. Come on. This is your chance. You let the waves in chat dictate your course. You're right. You're right. Especially for a guy who
03:54:20
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i mean you know you're right you're you know you're right you're right especially for a guy who who who knows how to come up on panel and a guy who who could come on panel and a guy who used to do a show. um yeah Yeah. You know what? You're right, Lazy. We cannot placate to the chat.
03:54:39
Speaker
Fuck the chat. i don't have to listen to them. These men so happy. Does Chad even really exist? Another coot copper.
03:54:50
Speaker
These men. i am happy i Bro, i am I am very happy to be alive. I'm very much happy to be alive. Me too. Considering I shouldn't be. But I am.
03:55:02
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Because you can't kill Squatch, son.
03:55:09
Speaker
You can't Squatch. You can't Squatch the Squatch, okay? Staying alive. Staying alive. a and Staying a Jedi.
03:55:23
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It's not easy. It's not easy being a Jedi.
03:55:29
Speaker
Not all Jedis carry lightsabers. It's all kind of rules and stuff, you know.
03:55:37
Speaker
Wait, they're not all? I love the chat. I love the chat, man. Lightsabers? First and foremost, you know how much the chat means to me.
03:55:50
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going way back when stand down dale hence why i still do live shows i love first and foremost jedi he hates his chat but that's why sha know i don't hate them i don't have a chat whoa you see that guys i love you i love you guys i'm gonna i'm gonna go get each and every one of you even the ones that i don't like i still fucking love to not like you yeah and i'm gonna go get some gluten-free beer I'll be right back. Let's go. Let's go. He's going to get some gluten-free beer.
03:56:23
Speaker
See what you done, Shaman? You started a goddamn epidemic. Get that shit. son Get that shit done.
03:56:36
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Hey, y'all.
03:56:42
Speaker
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. the o
03:56:53
Speaker
Was the leprechaun thing really what you were... What was about or did you have something else that you couldn't find? that was it. That was really it. Okay. Yeah.
03:57:03
Speaker
I like leprechauns. I like leprechauns.
03:57:10
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wait St. Paddy's Day is coming up too, huh? Yeah, that's what it's for. What's what for? Yeah. So I said this whole month I'm doing the leprechaun, St. Paddy's Day.
03:57:23
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Stand down, Dale. I love you too, buddy. Clickalicious. and Click. And what's even better is I used this on um a thumbnail last year for St. Paddy's Day.
03:57:37
Speaker
So it's actually a tie bag. What? Jedi. Stan goes. Stan's another one of those OG guys that go way back when I was on Periscope.
03:57:47
Speaker
Woo! When he used to do a show, he used to have his own show. Wait, wasn't Periscope like a predating Grindr? The way that... You know?
03:58:02
Speaker
What's that? Vine was like a precursor to... Vine was a precursor TikTok. You know what mean? Yeah, here's the thing. Here's the thing. You guys get grandfathered in and don't have to pay for fucking Twitter.
03:58:15
Speaker
I've been on Twitter since Periscope, and I still, if I want to go live on there, I have to pay for it. We do, too. Oh, you lied to me, Shaman. Well, Shaman doesn't pay for it. Oh, so you got you got you guys have a deal like like my network. I pay for everything and everybody. Yeah, my bad. I was being sarcastic when I told you that. Everybody. Everybody benefits from me paying for everything. Yeah.
03:58:43
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That's why do you think I make Shaman fucking make thumbnails like I'm paying for shit. You can make the thumbnails. God damn it. ah I would be making the thumbnails even if he wasn't paying for shit because I was making the thumbnails before he was paying for shit. was i When was I not paying for shit? We didn't always have the accounts because we didn't always stream to Twitter like that.
03:59:06
Speaker
right Remember? was only on YouTube. I still pay for streaming too, you dick. Not at first. We did the free shit. No, we didn't.
03:59:16
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I paid for streaming from day fucking one. No, they won. We did not. Periscope was a gateway drug to Grindr.
03:59:29
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See, I'm not wrong. yeah Stan. Yeah, ma Lazy remembers that very well. Smoke with
Show Network and Creative Content
03:59:37
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the one eye. What up, son? You know where that link is.
03:59:41
Speaker
Come on, you snake pirate wannabe. ah Stan, you missed it Wednesday night, bro. It was a throwback, a little nostalgia. I had my man Kevin Holly on.
03:59:52
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little Kevin Holly glick action, buddy. a um I'd say Shaman and Lazy missed it, but they only support Saturday nights. They don't support anything else I do. That's a lie, because Shaman was in there said was in there today.
04:00:06
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Unexpectedly, it was a surprise to see Shaman on a Saturday afternoon. He got down with the got now with the get down. but that down i jump I jump into a lot of weekly shows. Even if I can't watch, I hit the like button and I give you some watch. I appreciate your likes.
04:00:24
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I appreciate you, Jed. I don't let anybody tell you differently. ah You just told me differently. I told you I appreciate you. Well, before that, you said we don't support anything else other than Saturdays.
04:00:36
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You don't. No, you don't. I do. Hitting your like is supporting.
04:00:44
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But you guys are a part of Saturday nights like it's almost like it's our show on Saturday. Yeah, so is so is We melt the network with the lazy and shaman show it's it's it's the it's the nonsensical lazy shaman Network nonsense nonsensical lazy shaman nonsense Yeah, I've been glicked and then brings pirates to the show The way we bring Canadians. Who was asking for the lazy train? ah but oh Smoke is choking on his own smoke. What? What are you doing, Smoke? Get your shit together, Come It's Marr.
04:01:27
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Smoke. It's Marr. Harr. Harr, sweet. Harr. Harr. Harr. har sweet that we we get on in night i everyone are we't know a hard r Dude, it was Stan Wednesday night was actually, it was ah it was a you know you know a little Kevin Hawley dumpster fire-ish, but you know be me being as great as I am, I salvaged it. It's a little wet behind the ears. Oh man this guy oh my God. This a lazy train. There you go. Look, just chomping. You did it as lazy as fucking possible ah
04:02:15
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was like i' on a big screen you hold on I'm make it better I'm gonna make it better i got it' not that way better but I'm making it better things pick on the day i'm just goingnna take a big block ah
04:02:39
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That's funny. That's what his name is. That's all the L. Hey, Univision. What's going on? illegal Welcome to Univision. It's a third eye here. It's two eyes.
04:02:58
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Oh, wait. Wrong Univision. I'm sorry. That was racist of me. and That was... Telemundo. What are you calling my Cyclops? What the fuck, Glick? It'd have to be a few somewhere. I still forgot to put on one. It's still terrible.
04:03:18
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the the Right there's the love child of that is ah that is John shady Jedi right there
04:03:27
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I Have a particular set of skills, but none of them is when when Jedi goes to what is it? or that's will be a good computer That's either John Jedi or looks that's either john shady so gendi or or uh slim cena lazy ah slowing and i don't know who that nike wearing bastard is but yeah like who sues that who that It's too defined.
04:03:57
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Guess who's back? Back again.
04:04:02
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CT. three four Home. Your math is not math. It's seven eyes. It's a bothering your OCD. It is. There's not enough eyes on I'm tweaking out. Whoa, calm down. You got to cross our T's and dot our I's.
04:04:27
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oh I think somebody already dotted your eye. but we were last week when Smoke came on here and I was just being an ass and like, what's this guy wearing an eye patch? He's like, cosplaying a fucking pirate? He's like, I had a stroke and I said, I don't work no more. It's like, like ah fucking pop. I'm an asshole. Ah.
04:04:55
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It's all good. i get i' see i You when I take it off is on Halloween. Kids come to the door. Is your eye underneath the door? That's when you should i actually turn it on.
04:05:10
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Oh, and so you got like a normal eye. You just can't see out of it. Yeah, I can see like out of a pinhole up at the top right, but it's so much action going on, this eye can't focus. So then I get like a migraine and then... Okay, that means yeah, makes sense. Yeah.
04:05:27
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Because it's trying to focus on everything going on with that little bit of I always wake up in the morning, you know, when you wake up, you're wiping that. It's like blurry as shit. that's and And then you're like, oh, you wake up. It was like that. It wouldn't it never came back.
04:05:42
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It's not my eyes. Blurry and fog. Wake in the morning, but I mean, whatever. to that You piss in your eye, right? You got to push it down still. I think he needs an eye patch.
04:05:54
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Lick, you'd be much improved with an eye patch. um Can I get an eye patch?
04:06:00
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but could I could do this. like i mean This is like the closest I could probably do to an eyepatch right now on the fly. Hold on a second. I'm going to look like a fucking cholo. but but i I did that when I was trying to figure out ways. like Now I look like... What's his name from... ah You look like escaping the New Yorker. Escape from New York, yeah. Snake. league Plissken, a Plissken.
04:06:29
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Yes, escape from L.A. Escape from New York, escape from L.A., Captain Ron were three movies that he always wore. Whoa, Captain Ron was the shit. But he always wore the eyepatch. Hey, Lazy Jedi, posted a short you might like.
04:06:47
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Order, matey.
04:06:49
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it Vato Vato matey You know one day Chaka you could post a short that I might like Just saying so yeah yeah I get really I get really jelly I get really jelly really you're worried You're making me retreat I'm going I feel i feel really naked now going to this Yes Chaka is too busy Chaka's too busy posting other people's content to come up on panel.
04:07:29
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You're going crazy with the shorts, bro. Calm down. Pump the brakes. Who, Chaka is? Chaka is? Yeah. I can't keep up with him. I'm like, God, it's... Chaka's just posting... You don't think we've been going crazy with the shorts?
04:07:44
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No, because you guys just all get deleted.
04:07:48
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Lazy. no Okay, i was I was trying to figure something out with them, so I was posting them, and then I realized down I just post them. Allow allow people to to to digest what you're posting and then post them.
04:08:04
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To savor. Savor. No. You need to savor. Less is more. Yeah. Everything is good in moderation.
04:08:15
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Says a guy who doesn't post reels at all. I'm just like, I just got live content. And you guys want to like clamor to somebody else's creative content that other people are posting. What the fuck?
04:08:32
Speaker
I quit. I give up. I'm just going to AI streamer.
04:08:39
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No more original content from this guy. Just AI streaming. I mean, I only got one question for you. What? Won't you be my neighbor? Yes, I will.
04:08:52
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100%. Fred Rogers. That guy, from all I know, he was squeaky clean. He tried to fucking expose for... Post-post-pass, ninja.
04:09:03
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Post-post-pass, ninja.
04:09:07
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I would be your neighbor in a heartbeat, Shaman. We'd be great neighbors. I'm just saying. What was that post office guy? Trust me, we'd have a lot of fun. We'd have a lot of fun. And I got good friends. so I don't have any.
04:09:24
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Yeah, don't know. We hit a fucking thing where all of a sudden they we were getting 1,500, 1,200, 1,600, 2,000, then all of a sudden they're like 20, 17, 4.
04:09:37
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or i agree with that, Chaka, but I'm also, i don't know. I'm a different mindset. like I'm just like, don't know, genuine, real content. like oh Don't watch my shit.
04:09:53
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my stream Watch my shit because you like what we do. How's Nerdverse? Mr. Morris. Nerdverse was fucking cool. What happened to Nerdverse?
04:10:05
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What happened? I like Nerdverse. I didn't was gone. I thought it was going to hiatus. i like nerd verse i didn't realize it was gone i thought it was in hiatus A lot of shit's been going down. It's that Google Gemini has been let loose around the YouTubes. The last two weeks have been chaos.
04:10:26
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Last night, i was over I went over to that LC and that guy named B with the green Shrek with the little bitty nub. god Like a little nub where his dick should be.
04:10:37
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He got taken down for nudity. Oh, shit. And I'm like, so I wouldn't. They're cracking down. And you can't type certain words. It won't let it through. yeah We were talking about that earlier.
04:10:52
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It'll hold it for 30 days in your Google. you can You can delete it. It'll keep bringing it back. Bye, Shaman. No, dude. That's like that with all social media, Chaka.
04:11:02
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It's all about the time you post, the hashtags you use, everything like that. I don't know. Yeah, dude. We were talking about that earlier because ah we were talking about like the chat and stuff. Somebody said fuck and it didn't and it didn't come up. and I've seen it in the chat, but it wasn't on YouTube. oh no i so here The first time I wrote fuck, I said fuck yeah, regular. and Then I had to write it again and I said fuck yeah, but I put the asterisk in it.
04:11:33
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Yeah, and then you just put just fuck by itself and fuck came up. Even the middle finger emoji won't even post. Yeah. yeah It's insane. And then it'll hold it for 30 days. You go right to your Google thing and say delete.
04:11:46
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And then refresh your page and it'll come back for 30 days. And then eventually it disappears after 30 days. and he i typed the word out. They were talking Gaylord Focker from the Fockers.
04:12:00
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Yeah. They yeah held Gaylord. word Gaylord. They held that for 30 days. Wow. Yeah, ah we've we've only gotten one strike. you've only gotten How did he get a strike?
04:12:11
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How did he strike out on Nerdverse? What did he do? They don't want you using... Chaka, you are welcome to be on panel. Careful with your cash apps because that's a third party. If you're advertising and shit...
04:12:26
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We think that they're going to hit you on that. That's a new term of service change. they you're you're You're mentioning third parties, workarounds. They want you using the YouTube thing.
04:12:37
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so So like when I used to do, when I first started Glick's House of Music, I was playing just music. Like I was just pretending to be a radio DJ type deal. yeah oh I was just playing music.
04:12:49
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And the loophole that I found in that was I could play all the songs I wanted to play as long as they were covers
04:12:59
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okay so so i could play like any artist any band any song as long as it was a cover so i was doing that and then i was like i'm playing all these fucking amazing artists i'm gonna see if i can have them come up as guests and that's where i switched my show from playing music to having guests on and interviewing the musicians And in those interviewing processes, because me asking questions and that's just general conversation, I learned that the reason that that those songs aren't copywritten or don't get you copyright strikes is the same reason those artists don't have to pay for them when they cop when they cover them, because it's different instruments. They got a pretty booty hole.
04:13:46
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Well, that may be, but it's it's different so it's different instruments from the original. you change it just a little bit, whether you speed it up or you slow it down so that they then they can cover those and they don't have to ask permission.
04:14:01
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They don't get copy written and they don't have to pay for it I've seen those guys when they take the roadcaster and they'll bring it in. It'll get copyright copywritten because they like the dudes playing the guitar like they'll strip the guitar out of it and he's playing it perfectly. He'll still get nailed.
04:14:19
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Yeah. If you if you try to if you try to emulate or try to copy. yeah you should just Someone got to go ah to the urination station guys.
04:14:33
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Go touch yourself and think of me while you're doing it. So they don't want you advertising third party paid. Also, what I do with interviewing these bands or these artists and or bands, Stand Down Dayo, I ask them live on YouTube if I can play their music.
04:14:58
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Like their original their original music. So if YouTube two ever gives me shit, Boom, I'm already locked and loaded. I've got a clip right here. They wrote the song. They composed the song.
04:15:11
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They gave me permission to play it. Suck my asshole, YouTube. I haven't had any issues yet, but if I do Normally, Glick charges extra for that.
04:15:22
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I do charge extra for that. But for YouTube... Just don't accept cash through Cash App. Make sure you use YouTube when they're getting that extra. Well, I think that's where we fly under the radar because I never mention it, and I don't promote it and I don't put it out there however it is on my stream. hu it's in and And it's in my and it'son in my bio, but it's it's not in my bio. It's in my bio link, which is attached to our bio.
04:15:55
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so like it's out of the bottom oh they know somebody tried saying it was restreaming as well as far as like simulcasting i mean yeah what you're doing now but i don't specifically i don't specifically say here's my blah blah blah give me money or donate money or send me money to blah blah blah i don't ever actually say that
04:16:20
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Are you strictly on this platform or do kick rumble any of that stuff? i'm on No, we're on we're on Facebook. We're on Twitch. We are we're we're on all the ah all the podcasts.
04:16:32
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It's like when I when I when I post a show to the podcasting platforms, the audio and the description, I put our bio link and the other link if anybody wants to support.
04:16:44
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But i don't I don't blatantly drop it when I'm live. You know what I mean? like as a bra As a broadcaster, I don't blatantly say it.
04:16:54
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yeah
04:16:57
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You got to learn how to do the dance.
04:17:04
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Also, I'm not just a streamer. where where're we're I feel like we're... He's also a stripper. i like I'm not just a girl.
04:17:16
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Where's Remy at when I need him? Now, coming to the stage. You love him. You've been searching for him for all these years. The one and only Click Squad. Fucking clever comes on. so some show And then I come out and I'm all sick. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
04:17:38
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Pull some squatch on me. I haven't seen Remy almost over a week. Remy was up here earlier. He's all right? Good. He was on stream last night before you came on.
04:17:52
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yeah it Was lizz he? oh No shit. Timings. i have a timings off. how They can give you permission when they're live on the stream with you. That's how you do it. like one Yeah, you get you get a live video, man. There's no better proof to fucking battle against YouTube or any other entity other than live fucking video feed, brah.
04:18:20
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Oh, you may not be a streamer, but Kevin Holly told me you were a screamer. Uh-oh. That was good. Hey, yo. No, because that was because that little tiny garden gnome was sneaking around my yard at 3 o'clock in the morning and I was telling him to move along.
04:18:38
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He ran out of singles, so he started throwing my gong. I said, go on now, get. Go on now, get. We don't like you to kind of out here. Get on out here now. yeah, yeah. Get them ninjas out of my front yard.
04:18:49
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Get them ninjas out of my yard. Get off my yard. yeah the Yard. Yard. wake up cones on the front porch all the time. I'm going to just sweep them off with a broom.
04:19:04
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Get me my chocolates, mom. Go get my box of chocolates. Sweet, sweet little Kevin Holly. You know, I laugh so hard every time I get raccoons on my front porch. I just want to point it out. It happens often, too. Go now. Go on, get, get, get. I'm getting raccoons on my front porch, man. What the fuck, man? You know what talking about?
04:19:30
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dan da dan du di dan do da hey little and gang gang cu during dan on the me You don't remember ah Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter? well yes What? Hold on a second. No, I don't. no i don't know now Nobody even knew that existed until you just sat Actually, now that I think about it, holy fuck, smoke. You look like him. Holy shit. Oh, we got it. you broke Can i pull it up? Hold on a second. Where can I find Neon...
04:19:59
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what what Was his name neon it was it was on Cartoon Network, so I mean you can go anywhere and find a samurai checker Samurai yeah Neon Joe Neon Joe werewolf hunter He's right around hill hit this Right here
04:20:14
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but because he from louisiana ahre yeah yeah yeah thereo said vote oh my god of see shit out those godamn holes right here we hill
04:20:29
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I couldn't see a goddamn thing. Foghorn Leghorn. Remember him? The fucking movie. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it.
04:20:42
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yes I said it. I said I said it. Untrackable. What's going on, brother? How you been, dude? I've been seeing you, man. Yeah, no time to show up your love.
04:20:56
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Big dog. Big, big dog. Untrackable. How you doing, man? That's my guy on TikTok. There's this dude on TikTok that does, like, motivational shit, but he always starts with these, like, big dog.
04:21:08
Speaker
You've been through the trials. You've been through the fires, and you can make it. Big dog. I love that dude. I almost feel like I may have seen that. Yeah, man. I love that guy on TikTok.
04:21:20
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He keeps... he um i'm feeling some sort of way about things, like, that That cat makes me feel good, man. on neon joe he's yeah yeah He's always like, Big Dog, they spoke ill of your name. They put you down in the dirt.
04:21:37
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Big Dog, you're going to do it. Big Dog. I love that guy.
04:21:46
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All well, they got like five clubs. Indianapolis has become a really bad place to be. It beats Chicago with scanner. Indianapolis has been a bad place for a long time. just stayed under the radar. Yeah, it's like every night you'll hear it. It'll go past 1,000 instantly on the scanner. Are you in the Indianapolis area?
04:22:12
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No, no, I'm right outside. I think it's in Minneapolis. Joliet, right outside in Joliet. Oh, okay. So you're near Romeo, basically.
04:22:22
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but It's a Romeo Bell. Why are you listening to Indy on the scanner if you're by Juliet? Oh, yeah it's just a world scanner. Whenever a certain amount of people start listening to something, it'll it'll it'll trigger. Oh, so it goes where the... where Would you call me?
04:22:43
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Yeah, yeah. what i call who calm down nickel and then they said the uh like it was really bad you you'll get the first on that like when that bridge got hit that cargo ship it was like we got no power and i'm like what the fuck was that and i went on to the youtube and you know they got the bridge bridge footage like cameras just always watching something. You see the camera tilt over and lock on and i sat we sat there listening to the state cops trying to get everybody off that bridge as it hit it and fell down.
04:23:21
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I'm like, holy shit! And they're like, the bridge isn't there anymore! for those inner I'm like, holy shit! That's the shit we need to live stream. We need to live stream that shit.
04:23:35
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ah It happens in the middle. and like Sometimes I'll just let that thing on and it'll run. I remember one night, it was just dead in Chicago. was listening to Chicago and they're like the guy was like, he took my car! What the fuck was that? And yeah, some fucking guy took a cop's car. He took off with it.
04:23:57
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So I'm like, oh, that's going to be in the news. is Sure as shit, first thing in the morning. Yeah. He took my car. It's a good scanner app. I mean, everything i wouldn't, I wouldn't tell you to go buy a real scanner because everything's encrypted now.
04:24:12
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So you'd have to know a guy that can, it's like getting cable TV or you actually got to get the the radio from the cop. So Joliet, I'd have to know a guy that could give me his radio to listen to what they're talking about. So, yeah so I have, I have this app on my phone and I have, it's called news break.
04:24:35
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and you can set it to your local area and there's actually um one ah so you get all you get all ah you get all of the news but you can set your local area but there's a there's a portion on there where you get your town and city's police scanners and and police reports and stuff like that so i can just go listen to whatever's happening in my town tonight like i can pull it up right now and if it's in in not only the scanner Because not every call will come across on the scanner, but you get a report
04:25:13
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of every 911 call. Basically, what they throw up on the scanner is like, oh like earlier like earlier today, I was on there and I was looking at news articles and I was looking at some stuff. But also, ah while I was there, I was getting updates from every almost every 911 call that was happening.
04:25:31
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And then all of a sudden, there was one that like was like a breaking news type thing where it jumped in, and it was an attempted unaliving. And it came through spanner.
04:25:42
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So you got the initial 911 call. And then you got the fire department responding. You got the police department responding. And then when they ended up, when they got to the scene, you got everybody responding, who was there, when they got there, what they found. that And I was listening to it. I'm just like, I don't think this is really an attempt at unaliving. This is more like like a cry for help because it wasn't as bad as they initially made it sound. You know what I mean?
04:26:14
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yeah like the jumper that doesn't jump yeah like i was like last night last night right before we came to bed there was a thing where pop was just doing just doing his route yeah like he was just driving he was just driving back to the station and there was a little kid wandering around the neighborhood and he called it in and it popped up on the scanner um and come to find out like i don't know the kid was like eight or nine but The parents had gone to bed and little kid wanted to go play Fortnite with his friend at his friend's house. So he was just wandering aimlessly downtown, walking to his friend's house. ah
04:26:54
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Jesus. I'm in the middle of the...
04:26:58
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But the parents responsible now. They're starting that. They're just voting on that in Chicago right now. so if you Yeah. like the yeah you like the The parents went to bed and the kid was still all playing Fortnite with his friend.
04:27:11
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And then they just wanted to hang out together. So he was just going to go walk to his friend's house. Which, in all honesty, i'm I'm sure the kid knew where he was going. It was just a few blocks down the road. But it's like 12, 1 o'clock in the morning, and the cop happened to just be driving by while this, and I say little kid, but yeah, I mean, it is a little kid, was just walking down the street. He was like, yo, little homie, what are you doing? He's like, I'm going to my friend's house to play Fortnite. Where's your mom and dad? I don't know. Well, he didn't know. Mom and dad were in fucking bed.
04:27:41
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open Yeah. It was a whole wide. It was the whole thing. What up, man? Yeah, thank you, thank you. Every double wide has a place.
04:27:54
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Thank you for letting me. Hello, well Father. are you are you that Are you saying that Shaman lives in a double wide?
04:28:05
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I wish. Look, MoDog's not here tonight, so I'm going to take the MoDog roll. I'm gonna put my sunglasses on and I'm going to put my ah my little s Scully cap on. i'm gonna There you go. I'm going to be MoDog tonight.
04:28:19
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Oh, you guys are so cool. e You're so jealous. Jersey doesn't know she's going to kidnapped. Kidnapping his ass in december or September. I haven't seen Jersey. Well, I know MoDog's got a crazy work schedule. I haven't seen Jersey since last we but bla Sunday. I haven't seen MoDog or Jersey since Sunday.
04:28:42
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Two weeks ago when I was on here. was the last time I saw it, was he? last week they live Do they live near near each other? so i i love Jersey because she's she's feisty. She's a Jersey girl. i mean She's a southern Jersey girl. I get that.
04:28:58
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and um so She gets feisty. She doesn't have like any intentions. She stands stands on her own and lets people know where she stands and stuff like that. I live in West Virginia.
04:29:13
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I love the real billy bitches. i am not scared. I've been to the Mason County Fair twice. There's nothing that will scare me here. so Jersey's in Jersey. I love her to death.
04:29:27
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They seem to hit it off quite well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because he's a ah he yeah i mean he's he's a former Marine. There's no such thing as an ex-Marine. He's a former Marine.
04:29:38
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He is a Marine. And then her being a Southern Jersey girl, they just fit together perfectly. He is Marie. Was it Harley Dads where we were we met him?
04:29:49
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Was it Harley Dads? i g two k I can't Honestly, I can't remember. I think the the the the world of both of them.
04:30:00
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But when I said, hey, i'm kidnapping you know I'm kidnapping him and I'm taking him with us to to Bourbon and Beyond, he's all for And she's like, hey, you have to get past me. Oh, that's cool. You just got to beat me by eight hours. so I was like, I'll kidnap you and take you too.
04:30:16
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Let's go. Yeah, yeah no, I, of course, Sarge. Yeah, we, we have a lot to relate just because of prior service Jersey. I can't speak highly enough, man. She's just, in her heart is, is absolutely where it needs to be.
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04:30:32
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She's a great person.
04:30:34
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uh you know we i'll say we we love jersey mo doll but me personally speak for me personally i love both of them to death i mean they are they are truly genuine some of the most amazing fucking people um i and both of them have have and just great souls and i like i said i i truly do i i love the shit out of both of i cannot wait to to to meet both of them hang out with them um I know we've talked about hopefully this spring, summer, you know, yeah ha it and going and doing some ah urban exploring, some ghost hunting type stuff. And Mo Dog wants to go with us. And God love her God love her. I would love for Jersey to make the trip. and Yeah, because he he's more an of an extrovert and she's more quiet, reserved, very private.
04:31:25
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I get that. It's YouTube. Trust me, I get that. And I told her, I was like, it would be an honor to meet you both. No, I can't wait. And I know I will. I know we will. i know i know we will get to all meet and hang out. And I can't i can't wait.
04:31:38
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Because i genuinely do love I genuinely do love those two. And they are probably two of my my biggest supporters in this network as far as like outside of Kayla and and also genuine fucking friends.
04:31:54
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you know yeah People will ah that i can talk to. That's accurate. They are genuine.
04:32:01
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Love them both. It's even like you, Blake. I would share a bottle of bourbon with you and let you swim in my pool. Fuck yeah. These are two people that when the shit hits the fan like and I don't ever ask them. like I'm not that guy. like I'm never going to ask anybody to choose sides.
04:32:21
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You go where your heart tells you to go or you go where you believe. um but These are two people that have had my back when shit hits the fan on this network or between people who were a part of this network and are no longer a part of this network, like, they've had my back, and I appreciate that shit because not a lot of people in this life have my back. I have everybody else's back, but not a lot of people in this life will watch my back.
04:32:44
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And those two would... And I don't ask for it. I don't expect it. I don't ask for it. I've been, quote-unquote, lone wolf host. I got six daddy. um but um I'm actually getting ready to message my dog and be like, you need to jump on Glickstream because... We're talking about you. and Yeah. We're talking about you. I was like, ah yeah, I'm going to fuck with him real quick. He'd be like, hey, you need to jump on Glickstream. Talking about some Navy STD ah or s STG. Navy STD.
04:33:18
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Not STG. s STG. It's it's a sonar tech. Be like, talking about... and fucking Where did your sidekick go?
04:33:33
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He pussied out at apparently. have to pull ah i've been i've been possessed by that I've been possessed by the spirit of Modal. said the should Hold a second. He's talking about an ABSTG sucking your dick at Okinawa. That'll get him up here.
04:33:53
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what What's going on? I can't do the deep, smooth voice. It's just a service thing, man. I didn't really tell us about that hat.
04:34:04
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you know what you want or his I mean, both. Everybody got hats. You don't even have a face. So, a funny story.
04:34:15
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this be yeah i can be fedorable. Is that better? I'll be fedorable. there's There's two people you don't know of. Actually, three. So, my buddy from England flew over came in a week. That's all don't know. Three people.
04:34:29
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ah from From Northern England last summer. Actually, ah though the week of 4th of July. don't I don't associate that with Associated with people from England. And Juniverse came here that same week, for those of you that know Juniverse.
04:34:47
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know Juniverse was in here earlier. yeah Yeah, yeah. Drew drew was here for a week, and we man, we were so fucked up. It was 4th July, wasn't it? His dad bought me this hat. He lives in Stokes-on-Trent outside of Liverpool, and brought and bought me this hat, and they brought it over as well as you will love this click i've never they have it in america now but it wasn't the same as the shit from europe of course aids it was no no it was a jaeger it was jaeger orange but the the the shit from back home and and northern europe is made from sicilian oranges it's just like artificial flavors and shit in america because america's fuck with jaeger jaeger's disgusting
04:35:30
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or No, no. Orange Yeager blew my fucking mind. That shit was like a Sonny D for adults. I've done. I've done. Yeah, I've ah fucked. I mean, i we all like Sonny D, right?
04:35:43
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And I love fucking Yeager, man. You know, you love Yeager. Old Germanic blood. You love I've had Jaeger, Jaeger Vanilla, but Jaeger Orange, when he brought that shit over, it's like a $1 duty tax equivalent America.
04:36:00
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He brought that shit over. me and Me and Drew actually took the last two shots from it. We drank that entire fucking bottle in three days. And that wasn't all that we drank. I mean, we had ah we drank four bottles of Fireball whiskey in two days. that Was that gluten-free?
04:36:17
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Yeah. That doesn't bother me.
04:36:22
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Glue. guys terrible. Bro, I'm Scandinavian. like We eat bread like a motherfucker. jaeger and we We don't care about gluten. We have other issues, but we don't care about gluten.
04:36:34
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I can't even say the other one. o Yeah, Reka. Reka vodka. i think we drink like three gallons that week on top of the cinnamon. Fireball whiskey plus mead.
04:36:45
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ah Plus a blue label Johnny Walker. I like me. Daniel Walker. And Blue Walker. Man, we had so... And rum. Yeah. man but That's like the most I've drank since high school.
04:37:02
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I just drink beer these days. And I'm okay with it. I mean, I'll sample and all and all and I'll dip my toes in and have me some ah you know other... But i'm not I'm not drinking them to get drunk.
04:37:16
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I like rain beer, piss. Reindeer piss makes you fly. Yeah.
04:37:24
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Wow. Reindeer piss. That's a day. Drew Niverse and I were talking earlier and when he was up here. Drew Niverse and I were talking when he was up here earlier. like i don't I don't drink liquor a lot anymore. and If I do drink it, it's it's it's more to just... I'm not getting drunk. I'm just kind of relaxing and... and and Yeah, you get to that buzz, you play, and then buzz again, and you don't actually get drunk. yeah There's some bourbons that all I'll drink straight up on the rock, but most of the time, like if it's like like i said earlier, if it's a nice- I've never had an old-fashioned. Really? Yeah, but it. I've never had it.
04:38:09
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I've got the shit for it. Nice.
04:38:13
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But no, like if it's a nice summer day and I'm sitting out on the patio listening to music or something, I might have a Jack Daniels honey and sweet tea. I might have two, maybe three of them.
04:38:24
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Not enough. it's not even and It's not even really much of a buzz. it's just It's just a good refreshing drink while I'm sitting on the patio. You know what I mean? Yeah, just something to chill.
04:38:35
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Yeah, and if i and if I happen to pour a bourbon or something on the rocks straight up, I'll just sip on it. like i don't i don't I don't smash it like I'm not like, ooh, yeah. like I pour it in my cup. Kill a whole liter of Woodford Reserve.
04:38:52
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Yeah, yeah. I sip on it, and I enjoy it. Sometimes I'll be in the mood for a cigar, give me a nice glass of bourbon and a good cigar, and just sit on the porch and listen to music.
04:39:05
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Oh, i you i I'm glad you said that. um which I can't wait. I'm glad it's warming up here where we're at. And I actually cannot wait to have me a nice glass of bourbon and and a good cigar on the patio while listening to some music. And now we got a fire pit.
04:39:25
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ah Mama brought a fire pit from her house and then we got a little fire pit. So that's going to make it even better to chill out there, put some music on, have me a nice glass of bourbon. oh little Scott, you have got to come here this year, Blake.
04:39:40
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I mean, we're going traveling. Yeah, I mean, if it was daylight, I would show you the pool deck, the pool, the tiki bar and stuff here. smoking in these are yeah I haven't seen it all. The tiki bar. You've seen it.
04:39:54
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That was the 4th of July when Drew was there. I can't, I can't, I can't. I remember fireworks. Literally right behind me, right here. nice You can see the grass yeah crack light right there. This thing is huge.
04:40:10
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um and This is the best Tiki bar. yeah That's what she said. I got those light. No, that's not what she said. That's what he said. TV, ESPN, neon, the whole line. No, that's what she said. It was like throwing a hot dog down the hallway, man. I go out. I Shaman, where you live, man, Fort Lickerdale has nothing on this place.
04:40:33
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the Shaman, i thank you I think I asked you this last week. How far away you from are you from Cape Coral? About two and a half hours. Easily.
04:40:44
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i'm mean yeah i'm in um I'm in Orlando. yeah Oh, you're way up north. Oh, you're definitely more than two and a half hours away. He's north. oh I'm going to let him out. He's north of Orlando, but yeah. He's he's in Black Bear country.
04:40:58
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You're basically in Georgia. You're just talking the state. You're you're basically in Georgia. Shawman and I talked before. Yeah, but I've been there by Lake Butler. I know where he's at.
04:41:10
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We're going down to Cape Horn like three hours from Tampa. Two and a half hours from Tampa. ah Yeah, if i ever said, if like if I come back that way, um especially in Leesburg, I'm um definitely going to hook up with Shawman.
04:41:28
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we can We can stop and kidnap Shaman on our way to Cape Coral. Hey, I'm down for it. and He's down for it. but we're we're i be We'll be down in Cape Coral in a couple weeks. I can't wait. I cannot wait in the house we're staying at. has an amazing pool. i got a tiki bar. I i that tokala i was like i just i just want like a day,
04:41:49
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maybe two days to just fucking sit pool side and just Drink all day Not drink fast. But like literally get up, eat breakfast, start drinking.
04:42:04
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And I'll have a good lunch, drink some more, have a nice dinner and just and just drink. and just sit fly them If you want to be down there and you want a good breakfast, look up Tostoneys.
04:42:18
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What are we doing? TOS. Yeah, Tostoneys, man, was especially in the islands. was one of my favorite. So when we came to America, i don't know if I told you the story, Blake.
04:42:31
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let me to america Yeah, you you heard the story about me coming off the plane. So like the second day we were here, my father said, you're an American. You need to act like it. I'm like, what the fuck? You know, I was like 11 years old. Did you you did you catch DUI and a domestic violence charge? Yeah, all at once.
04:42:52
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No, man, we didn't move to northern Georgia. But, ah yeah, like up so we moved here in March and in fucking April, there's tornadoes. And we're like, what are tornadoes? And then, like, Hurricane Hugo hit that that September. And i was like, what the fuck is a hurricane? Everybody's freaking out. Leave the state and shit.
04:43:09
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This storm's the size of Texas. We know Texas and Scandinavia. We have a actually have a saying if something's, like, big or exciting or huge. We say that's so Texas. and was and then we're like okay this shit's serious and my mom's freaking out you know pack all your shit put in a book bag that's all you're taking with you and stuff and we're like what the fuck is going on we're leaving the state the hell a hurricane's coming to hit us what the fuck is a hurricane so i hated america for the first five years because of weather here constantly tries to kill you and uh that's just normal
04:43:45
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Yeah, and they were we weren't used to that shit. Fucking humidity. We have mosquitoes and shit, but it's not as bad like the pterodactyl mosquitoes they have in the southeast. Yeah,
04:43:56
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so yeah yeah down in South Carolina, life fucking mosquitoes are as big as Volkswagens. Yeah, they are. When you come down, they're already like... The freeze got rid of all the mosquitoes for a little while, but they're already back. They're already back.
04:44:10
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the joke down there like the mosquitoes of the state bird i'm like this place it sucks this is why would anybody want to try to fucking come here during the colonial times like i was all pissed off so so my uh my father was like we're going to send you live with your uncle down in st thomas in the u.s virgin islands fucking loved it man legal drinking is 18 you're mixing drinks for tourists at the age of 14 and 15.
04:44:38
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your lobster fishing every day. it was it was a fucking great time. And then i was down there for like two, almost three years and then came back and back to the Southeast and shit. So I was like, all right, yeah, this is kind of cool. I can, I can adjust to this shit now, you know, in the humidity and got corrupted by Americans with, you know, old oldie Boone's farm, Jack Daniels and shit like that and stuff. And I was like, all right, yeah, I'm an American. need to start acting like it.
04:45:05
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And, uh, yeah that was ah That was a whole different culture shock to me. um And like Realtree Camo that had no idea what that fucking shit was until I was like 15 16. And friends were taking me out hunting and hog hunting and all this other stuff. So that lab was a huge culture shock.
04:45:24
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So when I graduated high school down there, I was like, I want to go something i want to go somewhere that reminds me of home, which is why I moved here. Because there's a huge resemblance in this area and northern Sweden as there is in Appalachia. And I've been here since.
04:45:39
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Love it.
04:45:43
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But when i'm ah when honestly, when I moved here, I was like, these people are 20, 30 years behind the rest of the world. They're dumb as shit. That's what I thought for the first two years. And I was like, man, these people can fucking fix anything. They can make anything.
04:45:56
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you You give them a damn barrel and copper copper tubing, boom, you have moonshine. I mean, they look we call it musha back home, which was most of the early Scandinavian settlers.
04:46:07
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They came to America. They went back home because they learned how to make moonshine. They went back home and they started making it back home and they called it musha. And I've heard of it, but I've never had it there until I came here. That shit is great, man. You can use it to clean your counters, remove oil stains from concrete, or get really fucked up on the weekends.
04:46:25
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that So, like, I fell in love with Appalachia. I was like this this is where I belong. And I've been here since. Damn. I'm sorry.
04:46:38
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No, man. Like, everybody, like, fucking music. Everybody keeps it themselves. It's very private. Like, you can piss off your porch whenever you want to. piss off Um, it's, it's, it's very remote and I absolutely just loved it. i was like this, yeah, this is in America. This is where I belong.
04:46:57
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Not in New York city, not in Boston, not in the Midwest, not in LA. This is where I belong. This is home to me in America. And the people are absolutely, they might not be the smartest people, but they can survive through anything. I've seen it.
04:47:19
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This is all I know is Midwest country, rural-ass livings. so like but like yeah i mean i grew up i I was born and raised in the country in northern Sweden, but i mean it's a huge difference than than in America.
04:47:36
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but like In Appalachian America, um they they are the most versatile people in the entire country. Fuck Colorado.
04:47:47
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you know Fuck North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, all that shit. Like Appalachia is where it is. that That is the heart of America, in my opinion. Being an outsider, that that is the heart of America.
04:48:00
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These people are genuine.
04:48:09
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Where are we? It's the Midwest. Duh. Where the fuck are we, dude? I'm like,
04:48:19
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Everybody in Texas and everybody in the South talk about World War Free. And I wish them well. Appalachia. Appalachia Storyteller.
04:48:31
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You got a couple of goofy sons of bitches. Up North in the Midwest is where the real ones are, man. That's where we are. You got an old Chevy 454 small block. Let me drop that bitch into a damn Polaris 1000 turbo buggy and watch what happens.
04:48:46
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yeah sin Polaris, get the fuck out of here. They they can make that shit happen, man. I've i've seen it firsthand. It's wild. All torque, but son of a bitch, that thing will climb any any wall.
04:48:59
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I'm not talking about a mountain. I'm talking about a wall. It's great. I don't even know. i I remember when I was kid growing up, they had it did quite well selling snowmobiles here.
04:49:13
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But now, fuck. i You're just, the better the better thing is to have a motorcycle. I mean, I've ran dog teams, snowmobiles, snowshoes, and trap lines. I know that shit. Here, oh, man.
04:49:29
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It's like know you're trailering they yeah they don't need anything. And if you know somebody in a fucking single wide that works at a local factory, that is the richest motherfucker in town right there.
04:49:41
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And you know it because he's got an $80,000 turbo diesel tandem axle dually in his damn driveway. And he's living in that trailer to save money. It sounds stupid, but it's true.
04:49:55
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i had a few of those. Yep. And he's probably got that one room, that extra bedroom and that single wide that is nothing but fucking guns and hunting gear.
04:50:09
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Those are my people. A couple F-350s.
04:50:15
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I can't even fathom how much those motherfuckers would cost nowadays. I don't know. My ah oldest son has a 89 or no, I'm sorry, a 92 F-250 who actually changed the thermostat up. Diesel?
04:50:29
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Yeah. yeah Yep. Changed the thermostat out today. Yep. Running lights on the, on the cab. Diesel's so fucking expensive now. Yeah, it is. It's more money than fucking super unleaded.
04:50:41
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So I was just, and they're, and, and they have that diesel exhaust fluid. Now you got to, But yeah, and it's the turbo. The depth fluid and shit? Yeah. It's the F-250 turbo.
04:50:54
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But that's the best thing is it might be a little bit more expensive, but you'll drive a hell of a lot farther on it than you would with ah just the normal gas engines, even with the hybrids today. Oh. Yeah. I mean, 750 miles versus 350, 400 miles hybrid engine. about
04:51:08
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on a hybrid engine
04:51:13
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what about a um shit what is that the honda don't know it's a toyota um it's like their first one prius those are nice yeah yeah so okay man i've never told anybody this on stream officially yeah love that everybody man yeah this got listen So my oldest son and my youngest son are teams for Toyota. My wife and I, we we both work IL and my second oldest son. ah Like everybody in our family except for my one son is going for his master's in college. We all work Toyota. Three of us work IL, internal logistics, um for Toyota Motor Manufacturing West Virginia.
04:51:58
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And Buffalo, West Virginia is 12 minutes from my house. So... um Yeah, if you've ever bought a Camry, an Avalon, a RAV4, the Highlander, the IMAX, whatever, we make the motors and transmissions for those vehicles.
04:52:19
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So that's that's part of Toyota Motor Manufacturing North America. Everybody's like, yeah, it's a Japanese vehicle. It's not an American vehicle. It's an American company of Toyota that that is, you know, Americans are making these vehicles.
04:52:33
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And that's why they're number. Honda and Toyota are more made in America than fucking Americans are. General Motors is number one. Toyota is number two. Ford is number three. The reason because of that is in in the 90s, Toyota engineers um and and GM engineers got together and they started a company called NUMI, which was New United Motor Manufacturing Incorporated.
04:52:58
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how to make better engines, better vehicles and stuff like that. Well, after time, Toyota just started to um recruit those GM engineers in America and they started a new line called TNGA, which is where I work, which stands for Toyota New Global Architecture.
04:53:15
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We call it the Toyota's next generation of assholes. So like most of the vehicles that Toyota makes is it's from American ingenuity in American engineering from the GM and the Toyota engineers. It's like combined. So let's get back to the point that you own a Prius or you owned a Prius?
04:53:33
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No, my son owns a Prius. I actually drove a Volkswagen. Wow. How much of a disappointment is that kid? That thing's a damn mountain goat in the wintertime, bro. You need to get one.
04:53:48
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Yeah. I'm speedish, man. still hardcore at European vehicles, man. A VW, my grandfather used to say... And he was like a ah hardcore Mercedes person. Yeah.
04:54:00
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So, yeah, we got the Tiguan. And my grandfather used to say, damn, Germans make the best cars. They do. They reverse-engineered. They They did. they did Or they over-engineered everything.
04:54:11
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I will never own a Toyota Prius, but I do i do like Toyotas. I work for working... for damn near 10 years and they and that's what they ran in their fleet and they still do is Toyota. yeah and Man, if they don't make a good fucking truck and this is the problem because I went and i looked at Toyotas and I was going to at Tacomas and Tundras 4x4s. Here's the problem with them. The fucking price tag.
04:54:37
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i went and looked at tacomass and and tundras four byours here's the problem with them fucking price tag the The price tag and they don't have enough room, especially for like... They are veryd they are very small, but I mean, that they'll they'll run forever. They'll run forever and he can beat the piss out of things.
04:54:59
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Oh, yeah. That's one thing Honda could never get right. we can drain the world out You can drain the oil out of that fucking small block right there and run that bitch for 10 years without the oil and it would still go. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, I'm ah i'm ah i'm a creature of comfort and comfort comes first and you know i'm not gonna I'm not that guy who's going to get into a pissing contest with anybody over Ford, Chevy, Dodge, Toyota, whatever. Whatever you drive, your personal preference.
04:55:27
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I like my Chevys. the The price tags are priced right. I'm a GM fan. Even though they have some transmission issues, they they're still bad. And it's the coolest. I just can't build a transmission to save their fucking lives. Oh, man. They're they're fucking... no Yeah, i trust me. I've but i've got a... ive got know I love my Chevy.
04:55:47
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I grew up a Ford guy. Dodge engines are good, but their transmissions are absolute shit because I actually had one go into fucking skip mode. and My family was yeah My family were Ford people, and I grew up driving Fords, and I love my Fords.
04:56:02
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But um as far as comfortability, reliability, since and then I'm on my third Chevy. and And mind you, owned a Chevy Malibu.
04:56:14
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I'm 6'2", something like that, somewhere in that area. Right around 300 pounds. Chevy Malibu. I rode in that bitch comfortable. Yeah. Yeah.
04:56:26
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owned i my first brand new car i ever bought was a chevy cruz again i wrote in that bitch comfortable as all get out chevy chevy cars are good chevy trucks they're still having problems with their transmission cooler line yeah now i have a now i have a chevy equinox yeah i know it's a soccer mom car but it is what it is i've had it for almost four years runs great, comfortable as hell, and it's essentially the same thing as my cruise, but on steroids.
04:57:01
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It's the same color, same interior, same engine. It's just bigger than my cruise. I had a Silverado. Because in all honesty, I don't keep cars more than three years anymore. That's like my mentality because I'm not a mechanic and I can't fix them.
04:57:17
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I don't know nothing about them, so i got if I get three good years out of a car, and then I trade it in and get a newer car, I'm cool. Or just lease it. Or just lease it for three years.
04:57:29
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It's cheaper. It's half the price of paying a full payment. your Your taxes are already included.
04:57:37
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With it. And then, you know, hey, after that three-year lease, lease another one. And you get another new vehicle. Now I'm a Chevy guy. That's your true peace of mind. And even then, I'm not so much of a Chevy guy where I'm going to argue about. So, like, if a Ford guy or a Dodge guy or a Toyota guy or something wanted to come and argue with me, I'm going be like,
04:57:57
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You don't understand. I'm here for comfort. I don't fucking care about all the other shit, and I'm not comfortable in your fucking vehicles. I love Toyota, but they're small, like you said, and the price tag.
04:58:12
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Fords are uncomfortable as shit, and they're ridiculously overpriced. Dodges, also uncomfortable as shit. Also, they're a piece of shit.
04:58:23
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their Their engines cannot handle but the, the transmissions cannot handle the torque from the engines. That's that's why they're shifts. a lot transmission are plastic Yeah. Their, their shifts Illinois five to eight years tops. And then you're replacing after skip mode. And it's just a pain in the ass.
04:58:40
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I owned a, I owned a Dodge pickup truck and I owned this truck for four years. And in four years I put three trannies in it. Wow, I've had mine since. I hope they stuck you off at least. I was like running like, I put four transmissions in the in this truck.
04:58:59
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I put like 20 to 30 actual trains. And yes, they did. ah the first music I hope they stuck you off. The two major problems. Yes, baby.
04:59:11
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Blake knows this. the The two major problems with with with Dodgers, and they've had issues since the late ninety s is the front end and the Tip-Em. The Tip-Em will just fucking flat out cry. don't hear anything. I just know what I'm told. I am not a mechanic. I know nothing about... the Look, again, again, I'm all about comfort, and that's what I look for in a V-H... Comfort and price tag. If the price is in my range and my big ass can fit in it and be comfortable and the kids can fit in it and I can put shit in it, yeah I don't know nothing about the mechanics. i'm
04:59:43
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you could You could say, hey, Glick, What engine that Equinox got in it? Has it got the 2.5 turbo, the 1.5 turbo, or like 6? And I'm going to go... We have and we build the Sure.
04:59:55
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we have two point five s and we build the two point four but so i do have I do happen to know that my Equinox has 1.5 or 1.7 turbo four-cylinder. But the only reason I know that is because it's the same exact engine that was in my cruise.
05:00:12
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And the only reason I know the engine that was in my cruise is because... Yeah, because you have dual overhead cams. So the two up top and the one at the bottom, yeah. Well, I was getting an oil change one time, and the guy was like, oh, this has got the one-point-whatever four-cylinder turbo in it. I was like... Yeah. and then he And then he looked under the hood and he said, yep, it does. And I was like, Q. Whatever, buddy. Everything is going hybrid, especially with GM and Toyota Ford's trying to play catch up. But yeah everything is going hybrid right now.
05:00:47
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Everything. we actually just run I'm kind of interested in that eco boost, man. We just switched over from conventional hybrid to full to full hybrid in the first January, the beginning of the year.
05:01:04
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So what does it do? I mean, is it explain the hybrid? Oh, what's going on, dude? Your conventional is just um straight up gas engines versus like your electrical engines.
05:01:16
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um, uh, system plus, you know, with with your, with your battery. So from the electrical and the gas is where you get your hybrid. So it's not a straight electrical, like the, the Prius is the motor driving it down the road or is it charging the battery? Correct. Correct. So like the, and even Volkswagen is on that route. So, um, everybody's going to hybrid versus like straight electrical, like Tesla is straight electrical. There's no gas.
05:01:42
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you You can't put gas in a Tesla. Um, So ah they're like they're they're like a mix between the two, hence hybrid, to where you use some gas, but the electrical system takes over when... um you know, there's, there's either, uh, too much gas being used or whatever to save for emissions and, and, and fuel mileage and things like that.
05:02:08
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And been pretty much every American manufacturer is doing that. Ford's still trying to play catch up with it. GM and Toyota are on top of the game. So even with their four wheel drive, uh, Highlanders right now, which, which we call the IMAX Highlander, um,
05:02:27
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you you're not going to use just that straight conventional gas anymore. And so... ah That's the way the future... Yeah. And so you got the old school square body K5 Blazer you got one of the new ones?
05:02:40
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The K5 with the 13 miles of the gallon. Dude, the square bodies. hey Man, I want to show you so bad. i'm seventy nine I had a 79 full-size Bronco and I swear to God if I could find one tomorrow, I'd sell my fucking left nut for it.
05:02:55
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Those are hard to buy now. I know they are, and I had one, and I love that bitch, but I want a square-body Chevy so bad. Square-body K5. as So, all of international stout. You're talking about the one with with the old lockable husband. That thing was a beast. I had a 79 Blazer with the lockouts.
05:03:17
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with the the The cap came off the back. Bro, man, that motherfucker was a tank dog. I had a 12-inch body lift on it and a 6-inch... No, I'm sorry. A 12-inch suspension lift, 6-inch body lift on it.
05:03:34
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That guy! finally...
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shamans finally What up?
05:03:44
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That guy we doxed the shit out of... Oh, S.O. Hell yeah, dude. seventy four since i like that It's got like the rounded it's like the rounded edges, right? It's not squared.
05:03:57
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It's got like the rounded edges like the Bronco used to do, right?
05:04:03
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Hell yeah. That's fucking nice. I hope it's in good shape, man. I like that. I like the old truck. Man, I like the old cars and trucks. I love the old truck. I want an old 80s square body Chevy so bad.
05:04:17
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I'd take a mid-80s F-150. Yeah.
05:04:21
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Yeah, yeah i i I've owned i believe any truck yeah i've owned i've owned the the Ford's late mid to late 80s. I've had some 90s models.
05:04:32
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think the newest door handle was the only piece of shit on it. The plastic door handle would break. That was about it. Not too long ago, few years back, I think like five or so years back, the Ford F-150 came out with the retro Ford F-150. You see that?
05:04:47
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You guys see that? It was sharp it was like the two-tone where it was like it had the retro pack the kc lights on it and then it was like with with the and and It was like red white red or blue white red or blue white blue, but it had like the the retro old school uh ah kit on it so everything looked like it was all holy shit man 74 to 82 was the best model for the square bodies man oh now now you're talking like straight up home to me this is where i get a chub um any square body shaggy stand oh man like 77 80 specifically chevier ford is is like my my go-to
05:05:35
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78, 79, 80, and 81, 82. That shit was straight up steel. It was a steel fucking brick with a torque powerhouse of a powertrain. And Glick walks away, of course, right when I start to get my chub on these vehicles. What love the most is those were the ones that had the what I call the ball cooler. They had that fucking vent right underneath the ah the steering column.
05:05:58
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So in the middle of the summer, you know You're fucking sweating your ass The cooler? Yeah, the nut cooler is what we called it. yep Or the ball cooler. You had that fucking fan on high and shit. like Yeah, you were not sweating at all.
05:06:14
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you'd know There was no swamp ass in the middle of the summer, especially in the southeast. 104 degrees, humidity of 90%, and that shit was ice cold like a Canadian ice cream cone.
05:06:28
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And they were easy to fix. They had no computers. You know, you you didn't have the tip of the shit like you have now. it It was just a straight up powertrain, man.
05:06:39
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The parts are going to start getting harder to find, though, than the people that actually work on them. like be fifty Like the old 50s and 60s, 300, 352 blocks and stuff like that you could You could still live wire the spark plugs.
05:06:54
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You get that extra 50 horsepower out of it. Yeah. and then when they started adding computers in the late 80s and uh early 90s and shit you couldn't do that you see glickness i'm talking about the invent of sensors oh yeah but the fucking sensors you like your o2 sensor your egr was the first to go out yeah and was the first one to fry few things i'd bring in know to an old vehicle is the disc brakes and um perhaps fuel injection
05:07:28
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I know exactly what he's talking about. Yeah. Instead of that EFI electronic fuel injection shit they have now, you know, because the fuel rails did change.
05:07:39
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they They did change drastically. the ah The size, the shape was still the same but with the EFIs, but the injectors is is what was a major difference. Well, yeah. I mean, you went from carburetors to having a fuel rail. That's a huge yeah difference.
05:07:53
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Yeah. I mean, there's a huge difference between the fuel rails and the old four barrel. That's what I had my Bronco was four barrel intake. Yeah. If you want to save fuel mileage, whether it was turbo or not, you just disconnected that fucking four barrel one. You still had. That four barrel did nothing, did not hit 25 miles an hour and I could watch my gas gauge go.
05:08:16
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Yeah. The rebuild kits. Yeah. And I, and I literally passed everything, but a gas station. My buddy got an old 87 Monte Carlo for his daughter. That was like her graduation gift from high school. We, we, we rebuilt that fucking car. We ran the dog shit out of it. We got back to his garage and he's like, you know, I'm going to disconnect the four barrel because she can't handle it.
05:08:39
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was like, yeah, that's probably not a bad idea, man. It's like this girl could fix this car. She knew everything and cut it out. I've watched this girl, you know, grow up since she was seven. I was like, yeah, you need this fuel barrel. She's going to like just wear this thing out.
05:08:56
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as So you are not wrong. I had a 351 modified with four barrel. Yeah. 10 miles per gallon. that's just this pretty accurate yeah but damn dude that thing would would peel asphalt yeah no i mean my truck my but my truck was not fast but it it was it was it was it was powerful but i i drove around my every days my every day were 40 46 inch mud tires we're gonna have a good one buddy yeah i had a fucking morate careful ah like you're talking about when it was like five dollars to fill up your tank though you know yeah yeah well this is true it was under a monitor it was under a dollar to put to buy gas no more people when i have my bronco but but still nonetheless are actually like this was a fucking monster truck like i literally had a couple guys like a group of guys want to pick up fight with me one time and they had the old 90s camaro
05:09:50
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and and And dude like thought he was going to put his camera in front of the Bronco. And it was me. No, no. It was like the 90s model where it was like kind of like a bubble.
05:10:01
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You know what I mean? Okay, thought if you were talking about getting into that rounded. It was kind of rounded. It was pretty rounded, squared. Versus like the 89. It was the Not the IROC. we were that shit we yeah it ah it was the ninety s it was not the hi rockck And and then like he put it in front of my truck and him and his buddies jumped out talking about get out your truck, get out your truck, get out your truck.
05:10:25
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And I was like, look, I'm going to need y'all to move this motherfucking car before I go over it. Because it's me and five of you, and I'm not jumping out to to fight all five of you. And he was like, you won't run my car over. You won't run my car over.
05:10:37
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and me and my big Bronco, i were started to roll up on his bumper, and he got a little scared, but they were still acting hard. And needless to say, the end of the conversation was me driving over top of his Camaro. He was pushing at me. shit.
05:10:54
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And just going out about my business. And it and it wasn't like, hey, what are they going to do? Call the cops and be like, yo, there's five of us. So we tried to jump him. And we blocked him into the parking lot. So, yeah, he ran over Michael Merrill. It's like, oh, you got a single one? I got a Bronco. I'm going to destroy your fucking house from winning. Yeah, i did i I ran that bitch over. My Bronco was fucking, was a monster truck. I had a buddy of mine who owned a Ford Prove.
05:11:22
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And this is like and like this is like right around the time that Fast and the Furious come out. So they drop this fucking Ford probe to the ground, dude.
05:11:33
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And we would go to like... make a gt on that we Yeah, we would go to car shows and that probe, he could fit it between my tires. So he would drive it between my tires and park it underneath my truck when we would go to car shows.
05:11:49
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And it was fucking wild to see... and so i like you I have two options right now with my 2006 Dodge Hemi Quad Cab. i here and that was that a forward rule that thought it was good It was a Mitsubishi probe because the only thing that was forward on the probe was the ford logo this was mitsubishi that makes sense because yeah the the you remember the mid to late 90s uh eclipse yeah that's what it was the yeah they they were all there i mean they were a mitsubishi vehicle but they were fucking ford motors in those things didn't they have a little round a little little well they had the the like that model eclipse also had the plymouth laser
05:12:30
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Was the same shit? Yeah, it's like the Pontiac 5. And then you had the Eagle Talon. Did they bring the... Oh, I remember the Talon. That was... Wait, that was AMC, wasn't it? That was Eagle Talon. Like the Pontiac 5, when they came out, those were actually Toyota motors. that was That was a complete Toyota powertrain.
05:12:48
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I remember that fucking thing. Stan said, is that four big black ladies, 350 pounds, 10 per girl? Is that what MPG Stan was? So one of the girls I worked with, she was talking about the old 72 Chevy. And she's like, yeah, my dad had one. Stan, thank you for trying, because I'm trying to, brother.
05:13:10
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And it it was a 72 standard. So she's like, yeah. And my dad said, you know, whenever I get rid of this truck, he wants, he wants that, that truck back because he wants to take the motor from and put it in his hot rod because it was a rare motor.
05:13:22
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And I said, yeah, it was a 450 square small block. Like Chevy, Chevy put it in everything from like their industrial trucks. their gas industrial trucks all the way down to their fucking pickup trucks. So, yeah, and she's like, that was it. That was it. And i was like, that motor was probably the best motor that GM and Chevy ever created was the 454 small block. That thing was straight up torque. And the best part about the standard is if you floated the gears, you'd fucking backfire every every time, but you could float that gear easier than you could in like Ford F454.
05:13:53
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Dude, I love the El Camino. Yeah, I was going to like... like like that I like that. Kayla and I were just talking about this the other day. I like the old school 80s Monte Carlos.
05:14:07
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And I like that 90s model that they ran. 79, 80, 81 Monte Carlos. But man, El Camino, I love the El Camino. It's in It's in a car. but man the el camino i love the elcamino is it a car sex it's ah Is it a car? got no those hi sexy oh it It was a car a
05:14:32
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Sorry, S-O. If the El Camino was a car on a car body, and I'm not talking like the the the unisex or that fucking space frame. I mean, even though it was a car and frame car frame with a truck motor and truck powertrain. It had the truck engine and transmission in So what you're saying is the Al Camino could use the transgender restroom.
05:14:54
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Yeah, it was a transgender car.
05:14:58
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Didn't some of them have a cab? That old square body still. ah they were Listen, bro, they were born that way, though. like So you can't really make fun of them. Don't gender them. Don't you gender them.
05:15:10
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That's what Lady Gaga said. I was born this way. Yeah, some of the old El Camino. No, he wasn't. He was not born that way. but what was it What was it that Ford had? What was Ford's? It's not the Gran Torino. Gran Torino. Gran Torino. That had it. Yeah, yeah.
05:15:26
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Yeah, smoke. Some of them did have, like, some people did put caps on them. It's like the the early 90s model Chevy Astro vans. The reason they were so popular because, yeah, it had a van body. but it was on the fucking Silverado truck frame.
05:15:41
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This guy right key with his figure It's just like... Suburban frame and the Suburban powertrain and put a van body over it. And that's what it made it so popular because that bitch will pull anything. I mean, it was straight up torque.
05:15:57
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The Astro van. Toyota vans the toyota van say the as or whatever. I believe that's the same thing as the truck. Yeah, yeah. this The same powertrain we put in the Siennas, it's the same shit that you'll get in the Tacomas and Tundras.
05:16:12
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The same exact shit. That's made by TGA. The Chevy Astro van, that was just a tank. Those things were impressive for a minivan. My youngest son, which is a high top conversion, make it into a minicamp. But they hauled ass. Yeah, because we make the 2.4 is my youngest son. Actually, he works for the assembly line. He's asleep right now. I think my shift. um He does the 2.5.
05:16:38
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ah My other my other son works HV5, which is a transmission line. And then my or yeah. And then my wife works day shift HV5. My other boy works 834 and MG and in the North Plante where we're at. so And he does the transmission side of that. We're actually getting ready to come out with Gen 6.
05:16:55
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The turbo line is going to go to 2.7 by next year. so they're getting ready to change that line out. And then of course, TNGA, which was the experimental line which ah where I work. um And it used to be what was known as NUMI, which was the collaborative GM Toyota thing, which is why they're always going to be number one and number two in America.
05:17:15
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Because GM and Toyota work together side by side, but not many people know that. So, um yeah, all of all of the like the new age hybrid and and and ah special conventional engines.
05:17:26
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That's what we make. Man, every 57 seconds we kick out an engine. So we make around. 650,000 plus engines just at our plant a year.
05:17:39
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um And most of those go to either Jackson, Tennessee, to the truck line there, or up for the RAV4 line and the other car lines up in Canada. And we kick out almost 800,000 transmissions a year.
05:17:56
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So just in a single shift, we'll make anywhere between 505 and eight hours. He kicks out 8,000 trannies year, Sean. 8,000 trannies. Eat your heart out. Without without polished fingernails.
05:18:13
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i just visualize the Rocky Horror Picture Show. and yeah we we were We make on average about 657,000 engines year. there's 700 Toyota plants around the world. 700. 700.
05:18:26
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and there's seven hundred toyota plants around the world
05:18:31
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seven hundred
05:18:34
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Only 700? Only 700. Those ships are impressive. Those fucking auto carrier ships they have that they move those fuckers around in. and they're Yeah, we have different countries. don't give too many details, but we yeah yeah have the mirror robots and shit and everything else that we have, but we're pretty badass at what we do.
05:18:54
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And TNGA, we're the most active, we're like the most physically active, hardcore a department within Toyota.
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I
05:19:10
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i don't know what that means. The Camry SE has a 2.5. Yeah. make that. I'm going to have to head out, man. I'm getting tired.
05:19:26
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S.A., there's a 100% chance that I helped you with that. Thank you, brother. Appreciate you being here tonight. had a great time. Damn, I love this shit, man. I'll talk cars and motors all fucking day, dude. Oh, hell yeah. I normally wouldn't if wasn't so tired. Thanks for having me, man.
05:19:41
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Absolutely. I'm going to get rid of your head out too, man. Talk to all y'all next time. We carry on the car conversation. I love that shit. I could take apart engine. I've done an engine swap myself. yeah. We'll get down the city. The 66 vehicles, man, next to the 77 Camaro, that was probably the best car Chevy ever made. Lazy don't talk cars.
05:20:09
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turn Tune in on on Mondays with Wally. And then now starting but that's what our name is saying yeah now tune in Friday nights where it's an open panel.
05:20:21
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ah But it's it's Garage Talk. It's Shop Talk, man. Friday nights, Wally's Motorsports World. That's what they're talking, man. Wally's a gearhead. I'm not a gearhead. i don't know nothing that about cars.
05:20:32
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Throw that link up if you can, because I'll tell you the story about when I dropped 24-horsepower fucking BNS. Literally right here on the nonsensical network. Wally does more Speedway stories on Mondays, and then now on Fridays, he's doing Wally's Motorsports World, and it's literally an open panel, and that's all they're talking about. They're talking cars. They're talking racing. They're talking dirt tracks. They're talking monster trucks. but That's what they're doing, and it's shit. Yeah.
05:21:02
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yeah I've had it in the background a few times. That's right. That's right. Spoke like you said. Johnny Bones is Wally's co-host on Friday or Monday. as thought i like that tiny i He never mentioned that. I didn't know that, man.
05:21:20
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Yeah, man. We do it right here on the network. If you're you're probably going to need to follow your first time, have to tell you it. yeah right Well, thanks again for having me up, guys.
05:21:32
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Absolutely. Thanks, guys. Have a good one. Next time I'll tell you about the 24 horsepower version stratton that I dumped on an old cub cadet and turned thing into a fucking hot rod mower.
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05:21:47
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20 minutes. You have two numbers for... Glickalotta puss DM me the correct one, please. Ah, the 405 is the correct one. If you're talking about phone numbers.
05:22:02
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Cause I was getting heavy. Here we go. what Hold on. Give me two seconds, man. is I get it. e Oh yeah. This is right up my man. I love talking about motors and car one dick, two dick, three dicks for yeah, man. I know if you're talking about phone numbers,
05:22:22
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ah Stan, the 405 is the right one. Glick, want to jump off here, man. Thank you for having me up again. It's always a pleasure at Nonsense Learning Network. And please, folks, like and subscribe if you want to see more of this awesome, adventurous shit that we have here going on.
05:22:42
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And yeah, check back chat. There's my number. um I'm going to take me a real quick picture of it so I don't lose it. There we go. I'm going to look at this at some point and go, why the fuck do I have a phone number in my camera?
05:22:55
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Who the fuck is this here, Billy? Who the fuck?
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Or Caleb's going to see it. I'm going be like, yeah that's a really good question. Let's call it and see who it is. wendy He's eating a mothman talking motherfucker.
05:23:13
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You're going to answer him like, oh, it was just Nils. Hang up. and Fair enough, brother. Fair enough. All right. I'll see you this weekend.
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Hey, man. Have a great weekend, brother. Appreciate you guys. Of course. Go. Let's go.
05:23:36
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ah Yeah. I don't know what you have, Stan. I think we're talking about phone numbers. I don't know what's happening here. Anyways. Any who's used. Now I see how much of an asshole I look like.
05:23:48
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Now that I'm full screen. Why don't you guys tell me I look like an asshole with this hat on? Oh, I look good with the glasses off. I just look like an asshole with the sunglasses on. I'll rock the shit out of this fucking hat, though. Any whoosies. Any whoosies.
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just kind of doing shit. just We're just kind of here. Um, have I, got I gotta, I gotta get, I apologize for the night on my end, man.
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I gotta to get back into the swing of things. I gotta get back into, um, that mode of doing shows, um, a lot, like ah literally doing shows five nights a week. So, know, I get Thursdays and Fridays off, but then I try to support everybody who supports us on those days when they're live and when they're doing things.
05:24:49
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um While at the same time like as as as we've As I've been doing this show tonight ah um I'm literally I'm literally uploading shows onto The podcasting platforms So yeah I know man People feel some sort of way about me And that's all right shall how I feel However you want to feel about me um But I'm always working Always, always working, dog.
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There's a goddamn chore in itself.
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Watch the channel. Change app. Click. Click. 13. There go.
05:27:05
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Come up here. Drop that down. Bring that back up. Come back over here. Relax, asshole. but I don't have that one.
05:27:21
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um Hold on a second, Stan.
05:27:26
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Relax, asshole. Why do got to relax? I ain't got time to relax, dude. I'm trying to fucking do something, man.
05:27:37
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I know. this is This has been the problem. Glick's a fucking terrible human being because I'm trying to do something with this. Hey, is that you? That's you. ah God, I hope that's you. You have a little ah ah little porcelain candle guy with his middle fingers up as your as your as your profile pic, Stan.
05:28:04
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Oh, I do great shows. I do great shows, by the way.
05:28:10
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Saturday night's kind of a fuck off. It is what it is. Throw shit at the wall. Just hang out. Have a good time. But at the other shows I do, that's that's That's some serious shit.
05:28:31
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I just sent it to you. I just sent it to you.
05:28:40
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Rick's a pussy.
05:28:45
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Yeah, Saturday nights are kind of a...
05:28:49
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a fucking it is what it is type night. Just kind of fucking around, having fun, shooting the shit.
05:28:56
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You know, we've all we've all put in our our our work week. We've all dealt with the stress of life. We've all... yeah
05:29:13
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Now we want to unwind and we want to have fun, but... Yeah, the other shows I do, there those are 100% content-driven. um
05:29:27
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have great guests on those shows. I mean, dude, I'm doing, literally, I'm doing, one i've I've created intro songs, thumbnails, like, I'm doing everything.
05:29:44
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I'm trying to make it as legit as possible.
05:29:53
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ah know Copy that that copy copy copy Close that opening this back up Drop that there we go next run that Yeah, any Gotta love him. He's getting better.
05:30:23
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oh you got some shit to send me.
05:30:27
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What? Just a random bullshit throwing shit at the wall? That's your favorite shows? Yeah, man. i mean I mean, I love this show and I love what I do on this show, but I also feel like i feel like my other shows, i don't know. I feel like i feel like I've become,
05:30:50
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don't know. I don't want to say a broadcaster or whatever, but I feel like I've solidified myself as a as an interviewer, as somebody who can have guests on and have a legit conversation and and still make make it worthwhile for other people to watch.
05:31:09
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You know, I've been, and this is what's been killing me, and this is one of the reasons that I was kind of off tonight at the beginning, because... like I see these people, man, that don't do any any kind of original content, and they legit using stuff that a million other people have used, and they're getting the views and the likes and the comments and the followers, and it's just like, but you're not fucking doing anything, man.
05:31:37
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ah You're not fucking doing anything. You're literally stealing somebody else's work and putting it on your channel as your own.
05:31:48
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And then I'm just a guy over here trying to actually create something. It's frustrating. this aggrabating and It's And it's fucking mind-boggling.
05:32:02
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And going through the ups and downs and their trials and their tribulations and everything like that, like, goddamn, dude.
05:32:11
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It's, I don't know.
05:32:16
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There's a difference between streamers and
05:32:25
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posers and content creators. And I feel like ah feel like I'm trying to be a content creator. I mean, I could easily do some bullshit that
05:32:38
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is just basically a search circle jerk, but i don't know. I'm trying to create something people enjoy and people will like and people will watch, but oh
05:32:51
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I'm not stopping. I'm not going anywhere. I've been through so much bullshit in the last four and a half years. I ain't going nowhere. I'm going to keep doing what I do.
05:33:03
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We'll eventually get there. It'll be worth it. I guess that's that's what I'm learning doing these interview shows and and hanging out with these entertainers. like Ultimately, at the end of the day,
05:33:16
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all the hard work and all the bullshit and watching others succeed for putting in no work at all. When you finally succeed for putting in all the hard work, it's going to be so much sweeter.
05:33:30
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It's going to be so much fucking sweeter.
05:33:37
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It is wild because I'll see people who have two, three, four times the amount of followers that we have. that don't have the engagement that we have when they do a show live.
05:33:53
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So,
05:33:56
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yeah.
05:33:59
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That's where it matters. Engagement. at as
05:34:12
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Oh, that almost worked.
05:34:16
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but oh god un momento
05:34:30
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speaking of guest of clicks house house of music
05:34:47
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I'll right back. Enjoy a little Jules in the house.
05:35:07
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I've been down here on mission, just give me ammunition, call me to come back in. I've been down here in the trenches, swinging for the fences, oh God forbid.
05:35:37
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I'll have comeback. We know I'm Breaking.
05:35:45
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I should let it play out, but, yeah. That's Jules in the house. Go go check her out. Jules in the house. Jules in the house? That's my girl. She's awesome.
05:35:56
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She's a nonsensical family member. I should reach her back out to her. I got to have her back on again. You guys would dig her. If you guys don't know her, but check I bet you she'll come back on again.
05:36:07
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I made gonna try to line her up for April She's awesome. She's good people her husband's awesome cool. I like him
05:36:20
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Well, yeah, I mean i don't know and it's kind of a Usually i'm I'm up against the wall like sure it's like I got in this show But So I'll wrap it up a little bit early. I'm going to go fuck around and finish these last couple beers somewhere else. um
05:36:45
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Bio.link slash nonsensical network. fun Fucking check out the network. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share, dude. We got so much shit going on. This this this new week, we've got Monday night or tomorrow, Unnecessary Roughness. Rick and i are going to be talking all things sports.
05:37:07
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I'm sure my guy, Watt, Watt, is going to be talking shit because Mammoth beat my Blue Jackets in overtime. So we're going to be talking all things sports tomorrow afternoon.
05:37:19
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ah Monday, you have Glicks Drive-In, brand new show that just debuted last week or this week.
05:37:31
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Glicks Drive-In. I'll be hanging out with our guy, Roland Joy. Sorry, Roland. Roland Jewett. We've had him on on Glicks Awesome Music. This time we're having him on the drive-in.
05:37:43
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And we're goingnna talk about his acting career because the guy is ah is a triple, quadruple. The guy is a threat, man. He does music. He does acting. He does his writing. He does directing. He's an author. he's He's a model. He does it all, man. He does it all.
05:37:59
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We're bringing him on on the drive-in. going to talk about his acting. Well, also, also, also, We kind of hit him up about a sequel for a movie that I may or may not make an appearance and as long as he and the director and a Star of the movie approve But we got to talk about that so I'm super excited to hang out with my brother Roland.
05:38:27
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Love that guy great dude It's been a long time since him and I've got to talk so looking forward to that Monday then right after Roland and I get done on Monday Speedway stories with Wally and Johnny Bones They got Brock Talbot coming on and then Tuesday on Glicks house of music faster horses band There's gonna be hanging out. I'll be up super stoked to hang out with those guys. I love these dudes I love their music old-school country sound to them So I'm super excited to kind of hang out and shoot your shit with them Wednesday
05:39:04
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on Glick's Comedy Lounge. I have Adam Arena, stand-up comedy or comedian, entrepreneur, da-da-da-da-da. Again, super excited to meet him and hang out with him.
05:39:19
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ah Thursday, i think Wally and Johnny are going to be doing the animal thing, and then potentially Friday, another episode of Wally's Motorsports World. on It's just a group of guys hanging out in the garage talking shit. Talking shop, man.
05:39:37
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Just talking shop. And then next Saturday, Nonsensical Nonsense. school nonsense Next Sunday, Unnecessary Roughness. and And a brand new episode of Beyond the Veil with Kayla and myself.
05:39:52
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And I think we're talking Urban Legends next week. So Yeah, that'll be fun. little urban legend action. ah So, yeah.
Conclusion and Call to Action
05:40:03
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05:40:15
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And you can listen wherever you listen to podcasts at on all those podcasting fucking platforms, baby. And I'm working on it. I'm almost done with this week's shows.
05:40:26
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I'm almost done. I promise I'll be done by tomorrow. I promise you guys this week's last week's shows will all be uploaded because today is the beginning of the new week in the network.
05:40:39
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But all those shows will be uploaded by tomorrow. I promise you that. um I'm still working on it as we speak. So, yes.
05:40:55
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Like, share, subscribe. Make sure you guys give our friends the Lazy Shaman show some love. They're live every Friday night at 930.
05:41:05
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Make sure you, if you're on here and yeah you see Fireman Rich, give him a follow and give him a like and check out his shows. He's live in the early mornings on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
05:41:17
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And don't forget about my man, Tony D. ah Tony D's doing his thing, hanging out with the fellas, talking sports, talking whatever, man.
05:41:28
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If you see them pop up, I got to watch for them so I can share them out so you guys can find them. But, yeah, give them a like, give them share, give them subscribe. Also, make sure you're liking, sharing, and subscribing all the guests on all of our shows.
05:41:45
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So, yeah, I don't know what else to say. It's been a great Saturday night. Thank you to the panel. Everybody who popped on panel, you guys were awesome. Chatters box, always. You guys are the shit.
05:41:59
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And, um...
05:42:04
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Oh, shit! ah Lisa, love you, girl. What's going on, stranger? Nice. Stan and Lisa kicking it. Oh, school. Oh, school tonight.
05:42:20
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One of my peoples from Tampa coming in. Hell yeah. um Wrapping the show up with an old school favorite. Our guys, Black Top Mojo. My man, Matt, with Bad Guy. Why? Because I'm the bad guy.
05:42:37
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And I love being the bad guy.
05:42:56
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i thought i could prove i'm wrong this time you're not the type of girl they said you would it didn't take me long to find that they were right and that's what hurts the most they know me better than know myself i see from both sides now how it all goes down you make me
05:43:36
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Or fake that picture with those sad eyes Like I was out there running around Burning down this town I should have listened when they said You make me out to be the bad guy I keep hearing it from everyone That I'm a dog And I ain't worth the shit Yeah, I knew right
05:44:29
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I should have listened when they said you'd make me out to be
05:44:56
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I see from both sides now, how it all goes down You make me out to be the bad guy No matter what I do, it's not enough for you Even though we both know that I tried everything I could I knew you would Paint that picture with those sad eyes