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Nonsensical Nonsense: To Roast or not Roast
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Tonight we were suppose to roast Glick lets see if it happens or if is just another Saturday full of insanity and craziness... we shall find out
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Introduction and Warm Welcome
00:00:03
Speaker
Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
00:03:26
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Buttons usually help. What up, everybody? Happy Saturday. What's going on, chatterbox? We'll see y'all in there.
Postponed Event and Social Media Engagement
00:03:36
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Wally, go fuck yourself.
00:03:37
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Jersey Moe Dog Daniel. Kayla. Scorpio. What's going on? Happy Saturday.
00:03:52
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Nonsensical nonsense. I don't even really know what's going on tonight. um We've been moving all day. I know my whole camera and everything is shaking.
00:04:03
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ah They were supposed to I don't know. We'll see what happens. I think everybody's scared at the end of the day. Everybody got shook. They don't want to go toe-to-toe with me.
00:04:15
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i promoted a roast for the last several weeks, but I know things happen. Life happens. So we'll continue on Saturday nights with our normal fuckery.
00:04:28
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That tastes good. Any who's easy. If you're not already, go ahead and give us follow, give us a like, give us a share. bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. All them links is there. Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Twitch, TikTok.
00:04:46
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I don't know. They're all there. Shows are live Monday through Sunday. Some days have multiple shows now starting this week. If you guys haven't heard already,
00:04:58
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Or maybe you're just too dumb to
Upcoming Shows and Technical Mishaps
00:05:00
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comprehend. Starting tomorrow, we have two shows on Sundays. ah Rick and I will be here tomorrow early afternoon. And then Kayla and I will be debuting our brand new show tomorrow evening, Beyond the Veil.
00:05:13
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So tune in for that. Super excited. Then we got two shows on Mondays now. I have a new show. And Wally has his old show. So yeah I'm not going to do the rundown. I just.
00:05:24
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We do have new shows this week starting Sunday, Monday, and Wednesday. And then another show potentially moving to Friday. I don't know. What up, Chris Technician? What up, Robert Platinum? What's going on with you?
00:05:40
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um So, for the time being, as I said, to roast or not to roast. We'll put it on the back burner and we'll just jump into our normal Saturday night shit show.
00:05:52
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and And see where it goes from there. um I even had a great like monologue and intro that you know and I worked on. And I had a little bit of help from my buddy, ChatGPT.
00:06:05
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and I actually i was i was pretty excited for this. but But everybody got scared. I blame you pussies. I'm the champ.
00:06:17
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I haven't dogged on myself in the monologue. Probably took some of your jokes away from me, but that's okay.
00:06:23
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Yes. Nonsensical nonsense on TikTok. Right there.
00:06:29
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Thank you, Jersey. Appreciate you, Jersey. Also, Jersey and MoDog, thank you guys very much. Cheers to you. Greatly appreciated. Also, ah ah let me ah let me, if you will, well, you guys have no choice in the matter because, well, I have a microphone and you're here. so um Jersey, thank you in the chat before the show.
00:06:48
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you know Dropping the like, share, and subscribe on the way in. I appreciate that. Thank you for that. ah Thank you for the, if you want to support. My dumb ass is over here and we're not even live yet. And I'm just putting comments up on the screen like people can actually see them.
00:07:04
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It took me a few minutes before I realized, oh shit, we're not even fucking live. What am I doing? I'm an idiot. I know.
00:07:26
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Hey, man, appreciate that, Manic Mystique Media. Appreciate that, brother. Hey, man, we're just doing our thing. We're hanging out, having a good time, having fun. Lots of new shows. Just having fun. Right there.
00:07:41
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Not even 10 minutes into the show and I already got a fucking glick from crick tech Chris Technician. That's how you know I've started a Saturday off properly and it's going to be a great show because I'm already on one. I wore my greatest or my finest cut off for the night, you know since you guys all like to make fun of my apparel. but Apparently, I don't know how to dress.
00:08:04
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Yes, I am. I am the the shit show supervisor. Wally, why don't you come up? Actually, you know what? Fuck it. It's my show. I do what I want. Dropping it early.
00:08:17
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Dropping it like it's hot. And I have them apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. There's the link. I got to go do this. There you The doors are open. It's early on a Saturday night. We're opening the doors.
00:08:34
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Yay, an admin approved my post. Nobody cares about Bucky's suing somebody. Bucky's isn't even... All you people that go to Boosies and buy into the hype and and all that bullshit and and watch TikTok for all your trends and and drink disgusting beer because idiots on TikTok do it.
Rants and Reflections on Buc-ee's and Podcasting
00:08:51
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ah Why? Boosies is so overrated and apparently they're coming to Ohio and they're already trying to sue Ohio-based convenience shops for copyright infringements.
00:09:06
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they're trying to use a are They're trying to sue a convenience store in the Cincinnati area i called Mickey's for name copyright infringement.
00:09:18
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I'd be curious to know who's been around longer.
00:09:23
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Also, Boosies are not even in Ohio. Nobody fucking cares.
00:09:31
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Yes, I know. I say boo season. I know a lot of people are going to get all up in their feels about it, but it is what it is. hey I pin that. woop boom but be
00:09:43
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so
00:09:47
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Yes, indeed. are the upper echelon of the idiot class. and Thank you. Fearlessly leader. leader Do not ever wear apple bottom jeans.
00:10:03
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Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense Podcast.
00:10:16
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i made this on sore the only problem with soa is that they're super short clips you can extend them yeah
00:10:35
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Yeah, I did that on Sora. they're just they're just They're just super super short clips. And then when you you can extend it, but when you extend it, all it literally does is puts the original video on a loop.
00:10:52
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And I think the longest I've been able to extend it out for, excuse me, I'm starting early on them. has been like 30 seconds, I think. So I have some other apps for some videos. I'm going to be playing around with, with the AI video makers. Um, and, and a lot of AI stuff, obviously I already am.
00:11:11
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Uh, but I'm going to be playing around with a lot more, especially with the new show. So I'm getting, I'm, I'm telling you what, for a guy who is technical, technical, I can't even say the word technologically retarded.
00:11:23
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I'm, I'm, I'm getting pretty good at it.
00:11:32
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and Never been to one. Yeah, you're not missing anything. What's up, Kaylee?
00:11:40
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It's not Boosie. It's Boosie. Like, yeah. The prison pussy. Boosie. Mm-hmm.
00:11:52
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Nice.
00:11:55
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Hello, future Sasquatch barbecue and fellow man.
00:12:00
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what's my ah Squatching it up.
00:12:06
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As Kayla said earlier, when I'm just manhandling furniture, she has her own personal squatch. I don't know if I mentioned it or not, but we moved. She moved.
00:12:21
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Hello, Mandis.
00:12:30
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Ah,
00:12:36
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that's your queen right there, Robert.
00:12:43
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my dog called me Boo again. What up, Bobby?
00:12:50
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He's not talking to you,
Playful Exchanges and Collectibles Discussion
00:12:51
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Jersey. Stop. Stop trying to get all up on my man. I'm doing good.
00:13:01
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Moe Dog in the house. Did YouTube censor retard did Squatch? What? what I don't know. but I won't censor it.
00:13:12
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I'll put it right up on the fucking screen and YouTube can suck it.
00:13:18
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Retard did Squatch. you Just yours, buddy. Just yours.
00:13:30
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um Yeah, man. I don't know, man. YouTube's been getting real sensitive lately. I've noticed a lot of a lot of censorship. Apparently, they've got their panties all up in a bunch right now. so We'll see what happens. um Chatter's Box is a lively bunch tonight. The doors are open. I opened them up early. I know, MoDog.
00:13:54
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You just come back from wandering around aimlessly. least it was warm out and it wasn't frigid. and yourre you're probably stuffing your face. Jedi is moving his family from one freezer to another.
00:14:09
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He said he'll be here. He said the damn freezer crashed out on him, so I had to get a new one.
00:14:21
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What?
00:14:24
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It is. Thanks for noticing It made me feel sexy, Jersey. No, it's not black lace. It's just the way it is. It looks like on camera. It does look like it. I'm looking at it now. Now I'm going to go change my shirt.
00:14:37
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I feel like the other shirt, if I put it on, it's just going to look like black lace too. Because it's black and white. This one don't even look. It's like a, i don't know. What is that? A brown color? A tan? A tan?
00:14:50
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A tan. I give it a tan. A fucking tan. still got wood.
00:14:57
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Oh, Billy Bob. I scared my cat. RIP Billy Bob. He died. They had to play Billy Bob. Yep. We lost. We lost Mox, Tweeter, not Tweeter.
00:15:10
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Didn't we lose Mox, Billy Bob, and oh, that other guy that nobody cared for. The other quarterback. think Paul Walker.
00:15:24
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The doors to the church is open. Can I get a hallelujah?
00:15:31
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I said, don't you ever, ever, ever, ever talk crap about it. We taught it. I just did, and I'm going to do it again, and I'm going to do it all the time. Why? Because I can. Because I only speak the truth, MoDog. It's overrated. It's all hype.
00:15:48
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It's not what it's cracked up to be. And I'm standing on that mountain, and I will die on that mountain.
00:15:57
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That comment ain't it.
00:16:01
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was it Probably. You're probably right. Look, man, it was nice out. It was like 60-something. Sun's out. Gun's out. So I know Scotto's watching. He'll appreciate that. He'll hit me up later. it.
00:16:22
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i can't get pets I can't get anything past you guys. no, no, no, no. He's using the new Squatch and Lace Launcher. He's using the Squatch and Lace Launcher.
00:16:35
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ah Lance. Thank you, Mandy. That was his name. Nobody cares. That's Paul Walker.
00:16:42
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Hold on. If the roast happens, they're definitely roasting my shirt. I'll just go change my shirt. Fuck you guys. i don't have to put up with this shit. I'll i'll go to break. I'll just go to break.
00:16:53
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Then I'm to change my shirt. Then you can't roast my shirt. Then you'll just have to make something else. By the way, I'm heading to Walmart. You already know. You already know. Standing order, Chris Technician. I appreciate you, Bubba.
00:17:04
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I appreciate you. Always looking out for me, man.
00:17:11
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I had Chinese for dinner and the Kung Pao chicken was Kung Pao-ing.
00:17:18
Speaker
It's arse off. Jesus, like a virgin in the backseat of a car on prom night. Hmm.
00:17:28
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Are you reliving past experiences, MoDog?
00:17:32
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Hmm. Hmm.
00:17:38
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Mo Dog was a virgin once until he went to Boy Scout camp.
00:17:43
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We won't talk about that. Too many memories. Scout leader Tom was was a great guy. well That's what Mo Dog said.
00:17:58
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Please like, share, subscribe.
00:18:06
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Aw, poor MoDog. I mean, me nobody's judging. We don't judge you. We don't judge you. We don't kink shame. i don't know if that's a kink, but if it was, we wouldn't kink shame.
00:18:24
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I was a virgin until I was 44. I
00:18:32
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was clean, pure, wholesome. That I met Kayla.
00:18:48
Speaker
She just pinned both of them bitches at the same time. She did. but but Damn.
00:19:02
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Born again virgin.
00:19:06
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I don't know if that's possible. Is that even really a thing? Like if i if I decided like tomorrow i was going to take a, what is that? A vow of celibacy? Would that make me a virgin after a while? Are you sure?
00:19:21
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What if I used it in a new reverse card? I'm just saying. Good.
00:19:35
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You should have went on Maury to have the the testing done.
00:19:40
Speaker
Crack what lie?
00:19:45
Speaker
What a slur, Mo Dog. What about Mother Thumb and her four daughter? That's Rosie Palm and her five sisters, my friend. That don't count.
00:19:57
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That don't count, I don't think.
00:20:02
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Speaking of sons, Jesus fucking Christ, MoDog, you're old.
00:20:13
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Happy birthday to your son, but goddamn, you're old.
00:20:19
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was going to say, Daddy, you're old enough to be my dad. Yeah.
00:20:29
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Yeah, damn.
00:20:37
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Oh, yeah. Never mind. Yeah, you are. I am. we We are only a year apart for the time being.
00:20:47
Speaker
Yeah. Wow. He's a babe. Like, are you calling your son a babe? Like he's hot? Like he's totally a babe. Like that? Or are you calling him a baby?
00:21:07
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Yeah, me too, Jersey. Yeah, damn. Your son's almost the same age as us. Shit, I'm 44.
00:21:24
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Damn.
00:21:29
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God, you're old, MoDog. How do you get so old?
00:21:39
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I call lies Jersey Lies upon lies of online
00:21:57
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Oh my god, why does that child have their phone 24 7?
00:22:07
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Like, I want to go kick my brosters ass just because of it.
00:22:18
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All day and all night.
00:22:23
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Look, MoDog, I am trying my damnedest not to get old. Bye, Rock Hill. I am trying my damnedest not to get old. But it is not working out in my favor.
00:22:38
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Every day i get up and I feel older and older and rougher and rougher.
00:22:48
Speaker
I'm hoping, I'm hoping starting Monday where, you know, we're going start going to the gym and I'm hoping starting Monday I can get some of those years off of me.
Personal Growth and New Beginnings
00:22:56
Speaker
The weight. Yes. but But, uh, hopefully I can get some, know, get some, uh, time back. i don't know. I can't think of the right words.
00:23:08
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uh because feel old as fuck my body hurts
00:23:21
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the link is pinned it is pinned everybody's scared tonight yeah how's the new job when they ragging on you yet for work
00:23:35
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ah ah No, the new job's going go great. I really enjoy it. They seem to like my pantyhose. They like the black ones that I wore Friday. i was feeling though a little frisky on Friday, so I wore some black ones that had, like, roses in them.
00:23:51
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They seem to really like those with my capri pants. They were digging it. But, no, in all honesty, no, I'm digging it. I'm digging the new place. It's really cool. Got a cool group of guys that I work with.
00:24:04
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um
00:24:07
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Already yeah weekend, already getting sending him back and forth like goofy ass videos and shit. I feel like I'm one of the one of the guys like right off the rip. So I also feel like out of all the guys there, I may be as far as experience goes, one of the oldest. I mean, I am one of the oldest guys, but definitely an experience because a lot of those guys had no experience until I started working there.
00:24:34
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So they're just kind of learning as they go.
00:24:37
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So I'm digging it, though. I like it. I like the environment. I like where I'm at.
00:24:45
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don't need new Don't need no knee pads on the gym. I'm Glick. What the fuck you talking about?
00:24:53
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No, I'll save those for next week. i don't want to jump right in head first. You know what I mean I don't want to. I don't want to, you know, completely freak them out. You got to ease them into things like that.
00:25:09
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Shut up, Jersey.
00:25:15
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We only shared that one or three times, Jersey. After that, you know, Sarge was the one that turned me on to him. I had to go get my own, you know.
00:25:30
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so where to It's the way to go.
00:25:35
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but but but
00:25:38
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Crotchless is a way of life. You don't choose the crotchless life. The crotchless life chooses you. Just saying.
00:25:52
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but but Only like three times.
00:26:00
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I just got that one right.
00:26:04
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Checkmark for cash. and
00:26:10
Speaker
They lost their tag team titles last night. Yeah. A fucking Nia Jackson lash legend.
Wrestling Discussions and Household Changes
00:26:20
Speaker
I haven yeah that's who i think it was.
00:26:22
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Well, that's why. Because you got it women fighting men. He is a trendsetter.
00:26:33
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Yeah, you you see it, Cam. yeah You're right here. It's happening. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
00:26:48
Speaker
Yes, you got ease in, Mandy. You got to ease it in Tip your toes in. See if they're See if they're catching what you're putting down. And then once you once you get them hooked, you just like fishing.
00:27:02
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yeah And reel them in. And then it's too late.
00:27:07
Speaker
As the Cheshire Cat says, we're all a little mad. Or is that the Mad Hatter? We're all a little mad here. No, it's the top Mad Hatter. What's the Cheshire Cat say? Something weird about being crazy or something like that. Doesn't I don't know, man. iin I've only seen Alice in Wonderland a few times.
00:27:26
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I've seen a different Alice in Wonderland a lot of times, but it's not the one you're used to.
00:27:35
Speaker
You might need church after seeing that one.
00:27:41
Speaker
Actually, it's it's been years. There's a lot of parody movies out there. There's an Avengers one. Some them are done really well. Some of them are, I mean, costume-wise, script-wise, pretty pretty damn good.
00:27:59
Speaker
ah Yeah, I don't know if I told you guys or not to answer your question. Kayla's all moved in. We moved today.
00:28:07
Speaker
She didn't have to look that hard for the penthouse stash. Literally, i have a stack of Playboys on the nightstand beside the bed. They're all classic Playboys. i've actually I've actually pulled them out and showed them to you guys. Are you okay?
00:28:24
Speaker
Let's go to the running theme of the night.
00:28:37
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Yeah, no, i don't i don't i don't have penthouse. I got Playboys. I've got old school Playboys.
00:28:45
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Lots of fur.
00:28:48
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If you would like send a donation to support the NSN. That sounds like some weird like government agency. NSN. It's always great. I appreciate Cash app. g Click, click 13.
00:29:05
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Cheshire Cat says we're a little mad here.
00:29:12
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Mad Hatter says on birthday stuff. I don't, man, it's all crazy. Oh, that is, that is like one of the Alice in Wonderland is a Disney movie, right? That is like one of the wildest, trippy ass Disney movies I've ever seen.
00:29:28
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does that Playboy or Maxim?
00:29:32
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I have a bunch of form with, with, uh, WWE divas in them That's why I got him right that's it Kayla you're officially one of us or girl
00:29:48
Speaker
murd Dog said that Mandy said, huh?
00:29:54
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Well, which one who's on the cover is that Christy himmy?
00:29:59
Speaker
I'll ask Candice Michelle, I think Yeah, it's Candice Michelle That's a newer one. That's like... Yeah, it's 2000s. I've got one of that's got Marilyn Monroe in
00:30:15
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MoDog said, Kayla, it's okay. He only has them for the articles. Yeah, bet. oh No. don't even want to read the articles in it. No, I don't have them for the articles. I specifically bought every Playboy that had a WWE diva in them because I wanted to see them naked.
00:30:32
Speaker
Because I watch them on WWE all the time, and they were pretty much naked, and and they got naked. No, not all of them. Candice Michelle used to be in WWE, so she's got a she was the centerfold for that one.
00:30:46
Speaker
I think I've got... I think I've got... What's
00:30:52
Speaker
the whole reason I need to park? don't be hard shes by the i i can't I can't show it. but She's a very looking at all my playboys right now. Just for the article just for the articles.
00:31:09
Speaker
What up, Shaman? Who's early? You're early. Call me older.
00:31:22
Speaker
Shut up. I do. I'm blind as fuck. But I'm waiting for you to come up tonight because I got my I got my sunglasses so I could be as cool as you are, but I got to wait until you're here.
00:31:34
Speaker
I did have to put my spectacles on so I could see the cover of of that magazine. I'm blind, all right? I've been blind for the last several years. Don't judge me.
00:31:46
Speaker
The Lazy and Shaman Show, every Friday night at 9.30, right here on YouTube. Go check them out and show them some love. If you hate Canadians, you'll hate their show.
00:31:59
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No, they're not. They're not sticky pages.
00:32:17
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That's, well, uh, hmm.
00:32:24
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Thank you, Jedi. Everybody else has been making fun. Of my attire tonight. Thank you Jedi. I knew I had at least one real friend in this group. but but What did you say?
00:32:40
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grow dubs are too small to and Little boobs need love too. Wear rubber gloves to turn the pages. Says Jersey.
00:32:53
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Knitted hats. Damn it.
00:32:58
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di Did it yet at it out? Yeah, let's get past all the highs and how's she doings and say hi to your mother for me. How's your mama doing?
00:33:12
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I Believe no there's not i don't no I don't I don't I've ever used those for that Those are basically like 100% Like this always I still have never like collection items collect
Nostalgia and Humor in Technology and Lifestyle
00:33:29
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collectibles.
00:33:31
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but I don't know. yeah I don't think I have, to be 100% honest with you. like movies and stuff.
00:33:42
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Yeah, I used to be that skeezy weirdo that would go to Lionston and buy movies. but
00:33:51
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Don't judge me. That shit's free online. It wasn't in the early two thousand s
00:34:00
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Yeah, if you wanted to wait 20 minutes to for half a boob to download, you had to remember the internet was new in the early two thousand s Oh, no, trust me. When it became free on the internet, I was very well aware of that.
00:34:15
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no
00:34:21
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It is a real pretty hit.
00:34:25
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ah
00:34:30
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ah words
00:34:38
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How often do you wash your hands? I never wash my hands. Washing your hands are pointless and dumb. I don't wash my hands when I take a shower.
00:34:51
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Only A's are acceptable. I get it.
00:34:56
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Jersey said sanitize after Kayla. Hand health is important
00:35:04
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Chris technician pops back into the chat. I thought I heard boobies. but
00:35:18
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No, I was already um out of the house when I bought those. The one she was looking at was from 2006. And then moved out
00:35:27
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to what, 99? Oh my God. ninety nine oh my god Yeah, a boob.
00:35:33
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twenty minutes for half a boo it was worth Or, or, they go down to local 7-Eleven and snatch you a couple penthouses, maybe a couple cherries, as the French called them.
00:35:50
Speaker
Maybe some other god-awful degenerate magazine that that had the the paper and plastic cover on it so you couldn't see. I'm not waiting 20 minutes for half a boob.
00:36:04
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Let me re-ask question. mean Oh, did you say lick my hands? Or did you say what? Hold on a second. Did I read that wrong? Am I retarded? Well, and don't answer that We all know I... many times do I lick my hands? I don't know.
00:36:19
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If I do, it's... Do I lick my hands? don't lick my hands, I don't think. Lick your hands for what? I don't know. Jersey's fucking with me.
00:36:32
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now i' want to start look at my hand
00:36:39
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Not yet, Scorpio, but we will. Actually, I just had this one made last weekend.
00:36:46
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But we will have merch. And as soon as we do, you'll know. It'll be on our social media because it'll be through me because I'll be doing all of it.
00:36:58
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Well, when I say I'll be doing all of it, the The 14 Asian kids in my basement will be doing it all.
00:37:13
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Slank. That was the one I couldn't think of.
00:37:20
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If you don't wash, you're so good. We're all confused here. well welcome to the nonsensical min ne no no no hello Welcome to the Nonsensical Network.
00:37:34
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We're all slightly confused here. Oh,
00:37:41
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oh no, I lick windows. I don't lick my hands. don't lick my windows. I don't put my hands on windows. They're gross. Lick.
00:37:58
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I like being confused. I like being dumb. i heard it i heard a thing today on the radio said, you can't go through life being fucking fat, stupid, and dumb. Or no, fat, stupid, and drunk.
00:38:11
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And I was like, challenge accepted. Because that was the first thing that popped into my head. Challenge accepted. Let's do this shit. i like my odds of going through life.
00:38:27
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fat, stupid, and drunk. Been doing a real bang-up job so far at the end of the day. ah be I'll be back. Going to anniversary dinner. Oh, well, and I'm assuming you're at the anniversary.
00:38:49
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I don't want to. Happy anniversary. What is it? 75? 80 years together? i know you're old. You might be older than MoDog, which... Wowza.
00:39:02
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Happy anniversary. Have a good time. Since her damn anniversary, she's hanging out with my dumb ass. She must really hate her hubby's at the end of the day.
00:39:14
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30 years. Dang gum. Get that man an award or something. Man, that guy's a saint. Putting up with you that long. Shit.
00:39:29
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had to put up with you for like the last six, seven years, and I've been trying to find a receipt so I can return. again Where's that rock she found me under so I can go back?
00:39:44
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No, that's awesome. Happy anniversary, you guys. Hopefully you have an amazing dinner and and and enjoy hanging out together.
00:39:55
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Whoop, whoop. Whoop, whoop.
00:39:59
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Watching the wrestling while I'm talking to you guys, man. We got the, oh, yeah. Here comes Chicago's own
00:40:11
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Lee.
00:40:16
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Skipping to the ring. Like the little crazy bitch that she is. I better watch myself. Why do I got to watch myself? What did I do?
00:40:35
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I don't know they could have been going for an answer. I mean people have anniversary parties People have anniversary dinners and they invite their friends and family bro Just because nobody invites you to public outings and events don't mean other people don't but Doesn't make me we tar Ted
00:40:58
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It's just somebody smack click for You had a condo in Iran. Not anymore. You're fucking around and finding out right now, apparently.
00:41:20
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Look, I'm just asking. i don't want to assume. Like I said.
00:41:29
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i am never really I've never been invited to an and anniversary party or dinner. But
00:41:38
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ah I'm lucky I make it to an anniversary, personally.
00:41:48
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but we do not We do not condone any violence against the host here on this network. Some other networks may. I got smacked the other night and I wasn't even lying. Fucking Lollies, bitch ass.
00:41:59
Speaker
Talking shit. So I started talking shit back and he he was like, Kayla, smack him. And she smacked me. We were out there watching his show. Prick.
00:42:10
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Fucker's lucky I love him. Yes. Yes, we do. I like what Jersey said, Mo Dog. don't agree with your stance.
00:42:22
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specific I'm a peaceful man. What the fuck?
00:42:34
Speaker
Flashing lights. I might be having this trip. I don't know.
00:42:40
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Don't worry. You guys come up here. I won't make anybody roast me tonight. You guys can come up. You're welcome to.
00:42:47
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Make love, not war.
00:42:51
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Sounds like we're going to war right now. I don't know, man. I don't really follow politics like that, but Apparently, shit's all shits shit's popping off everywhere.
00:43:05
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Thank God I'm too old to get drafted. Apparently, that's the thing.
Camaraderie, Skepticism, and Technical Challenges
00:43:09
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World War III.
00:43:12
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Everybody's getting drafted.
00:43:16
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Fucking hippies. Peace. Peace, love. No more.
00:43:26
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not give on it second
00:43:30
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We went to war this morning. and like well I was passed the fuck out last night at like 830. I woke up at 230. Y'all were still alive. i don't even know if my comment came through. i had wicked stomach issues yesterday.
00:43:48
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don't know what was going on, but I passed out early as fuck. Woke up. You guys were still up going live. I commented. What up, fuckers? And then I went back to bed and died.
00:44:02
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Dropped a like on you. gave you guys a little little thumb. A little thumb action. Yes, we did.
00:44:13
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heard a little something something earlier on the radio on the way on the way back to the house because we moved today. So when we were moving, or heard something on the radio that like I ran, and fucked around and find out found out or something and I don't know. now America's flexing our giant hog.
00:44:34
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don't know. Biggest dicks in the world.
00:44:43
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don't follow politics at all in any way, shape, or form. right Hey, I wanted to at least... Like I said, I was sick as fuck yesterday. And I was shocked that when I...
00:44:56
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when i When I woke up, you guys were still alive because I seen the notifications. I wanted to come in drop a light and drop a drop a comment.
00:45:07
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and Then you guys were still alive. so i was like, buck it I'll just say hi and get out of here before I do my replay. Hashtag replay gang. That's what I like to do. I like to watch the replays, man. a People shit if I can't watch it live.
00:45:23
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We got a nice shout out from Chaka the other day. I seen that they were alive with WTS him and him and beast mode and whatnot and um Myself and the network got a nice little shout out from from Chaka. That was cool.
00:45:39
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That was nice of him. He didn't have to do that
00:45:46
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Cool
00:45:52
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Hey, you know what?
00:45:56
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Sometimes, sometimes you just got to slap some bitches around to let people know that your pimp hand is still strong at the end of the day. And if that's what it takes, that's what it takes.
00:46:10
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Chaka's awesome. I got nothing but love for Chaka. Always have, always will. He's a good dude. He's a genuine guy, man. So... Always, always, always got love and support for my guy, Chaka.
00:46:26
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Doing the damn thing, man. He's doing the damn thing. Whatever that thing is, he's doing it. but but
00:46:37
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ah Chaka's always been good peoples. Always, always. I can't say the same. mean, I can say the same about Shaman. Probably not so much that Jedi guy.
00:46:49
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That Jedi guy, he's a little sketchy. He's a little suspect from time to time. Just saying. So watch that guy. He's up to no good. Got some shenanigans up. foot You didn't hear that here.
00:47:04
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I didn't say that. I just heard. They and them told me.
00:47:12
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but but but it's just
00:47:26
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Posh AF.
00:47:32
Speaker
Wow, there's a crazy delay on YouTube. At least on Kayla's end. was like a wicked delay. Do you guys get that delay? like If I say something right now,
00:47:49
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you know what? I should have actually been like,
00:47:54
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I don't know how I should have worded that to see how much of a delay you guys. but but but
00:48:06
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So if I say now, you guys tell me when you hear it.
00:48:14
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but so
00:48:17
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It's crazy. It's crazy how like the delays work and stuff like that. Cause even like,
00:48:25
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We have, wow, that is a hell of a delay, jurors. We have,
00:48:33
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now that Kayla's moved in, because in case you guys didn't know, Kayla moved in today. We were moving today. We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:48:52
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We have eight TVs in this house.
00:48:57
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Well,
00:49:03
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the TV that used to be in my my bedroom was on my dresser in front of me, so I could see it. I could put, like, wrestling and sports and shit on while I was doing the show, or whatever the case may be.
00:49:16
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Kayla's TV is a big-ass TV. It's like a 65-inch TV, so now we have a 75 in the living room and a 65 in our bedroom, but it only would fit on the dresser that's on this wall, like directly in front of the bed. So now I can't see the TV. I guess I could if I do this, but then I'm leaning over the entire show. You know what mean?
00:49:34
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So I went out, I went and grabbed my son's old TV and I put it in here so I could put wrestling on in the background.
00:49:42
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I was doing sign language. But anyway, so I had all three TVs. had a TV in the living room and the two TVs back here in the bedroom all on wrestling because we were still like moving stuff and rearranging shit and everything like that.
00:49:58
Speaker
But the TV in the living room was like 10 seconds ahead of the TVs back here. And then the two TVs back here were like three to five seconds off from one another.
00:50:10
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um It was crazy. like how does this How is that even... i don't understand. like I get like a couple second delay or whatever, but you guys got a really big delay on here.
00:50:24
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There was a really long-winded, unnecessary story to to say something about a delay.
00:50:33
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I lost myself three minutes ago, too.
00:50:37
Speaker
Being left to my own devices tonight. Everybody got shook. I'm not making nobody roast me. I know you guys aren't prepared for it. I know you guys can't handle it. Do we still come up and hang out like a normal Saturday Wally, where's Wally at? Where's Walsefus?
00:50:54
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but but but I have eight TVs. I was talking about the delays. It don't matter. cares? I have eight TVs because I'm rich and I have more money than anybody else.
00:51:07
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just Jedi's going to be jealous because I have eight TVs. Hello, little buddy. Is this really Jedi? Okay. Don't call me little buddy and how dare you have eight TVs, you cunt.
00:51:20
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Why can't I call you a little buddy anymore, you whore? That's our special term for when nobody else is around. Wow. That is true.
00:51:32
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What's up, Blake? How are you, bro? Big fella. How are you doing? That's better. I like that better. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
00:51:47
Speaker
How's it going? Did you get everybody transferred to the new freezer? What now? What exactly? I told everybody that the old freezer crashed out. you had to go get a new freezer.
00:52:00
Speaker
You had to transfer your family to the new freezer. You were going to be a little late tonight. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they were fine.
00:52:09
Speaker
but They thawed out a little bit, but they're getting frozen. A little thawing is good every once in a while. well Scrape some icicles off, you know. They'll be fine.
00:52:21
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Yeah, now that's now I'm never going to hear the end of that, that I have eight Yeah. yeah Well, you can't even count eight, so you probably only have three. just don't know it. It's not like I have big fans. I got one, two, I got eight. I got this many TVs. I'm smart. SMRT. SMRT. I am smart.
00:52:51
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that's m r d i am smart yeah Actually, we do have like four TVs not being used at all. Yeah, babies.
00:53:04
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But I don't have like big fancy TVs or anything like that. Two of the TVs are literally 18-inch. You can set a little protective screen on your microwave, a TV, okay? That doesn't count. No, that's my happy place.
00:53:18
Speaker
Exactly. My Chef Boyardee TV. Boyardee TV. TV. No.
00:53:31
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No. Yeah, i got like two TVs that are like 20-inch, I don't know, 20-inch, and then I got a couple more that are like 28 or 32-inch. I don't know. Okay, that's not a TV. That's a net-your-sketch. When you shake it, does the image go away? but i don't Look, um you know apparently I don't love my kids. and this They started out very small, and they've now my son has like a 55-inch. It's like a Game Boy-sized TV. Yeah, now my son has like a 55-inch TV in his room, and my daughter's going to have a big-ass one in her room, too, so.
00:54:02
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fucking kids fucking kids they're expensive you'll see if that kid actually watches tv in his room and we'll get off my fucking xbox boy i made that just for you i am glick hear me roar wow ro what up boom and chew what it do oh shit i should probably restream to my channel huh Oh, yeah imagine that. Oh, the referee got knocked down. Now Becky Lynch is going to cheat. Now AJ is going to lose.
00:54:36
Speaker
I hate wrestling sometimes.
00:54:40
Speaker
How dare you excuse me, sir? Don't make excuses for my actions.
00:54:51
Speaker
I have never bought a TV. Have you just stolen them? Yeah, what the fuck?
00:54:59
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yeah what the fuck
00:55:03
Speaker
the nice i You know what? i it
00:55:11
Speaker
Quick, what's the number for 911?
00:55:18
Speaker
kind if I had to buy TVs for for for a while. I didn't get the kids new TVs a couple years ago for Christmas. Damn it, lazy.
00:55:30
Speaker
What lazy do now? What did do? I don't know. You're getting yelled at by a shaman. I mean, I probably did that whatever he's saying, but i't I don't remember. really yes I could finally be cool guy.
00:55:45
Speaker
Well, I had to wait for Jedi to come up so I see what color fucking hoodie I had to put on. so ah Well, I didn't know that we were color coordinating. I can't even see my screen right now. I didn't know we're color coordinating.
00:55:56
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Well, I mean, I got a version of gray. you've got I don't know what you got on, but Anyway, happy Saturday, fuckers. I just budd ah just wore lace tonight, apparently.
00:56:09
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I decided to mistake it.
00:56:14
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Yeah, we know you got the crotchless part on the back, so it don't show up. Whoa, what is happening to my screen right now? Okay, MoDog, I like your hoodie better. Can we swap?
00:56:25
Speaker
Sure. Come on over. Come on over, little buddy. um Damn it, Glick, you see what you started? um Come on over.
00:56:38
Speaker
Little buddy, come on over. You know what? oh dog you're dead You're dead to me now. el ten seriously I'm still sweating from the fucking Chinese, man. You know those red peppers they put in Kung Pao?
00:56:53
Speaker
Oh, I thought you were trying to speak it. That's why you're sweating. No, no, no, no.
00:56:59
Speaker
You know how to speak Chinese, right? You just pick up a handful of silverware and drop it on the floor and whatever sound it makes. tinging tong tong tong that's That's how you speak Lazy has an echo. Oh, Lazy does have an echo.
00:57:12
Speaker
I have the echo? We didn't have an echo before motherfucker came out. don't Don't fucking blame me. We didn't have an echo before you started restreaming it. Fucking slur.
00:57:24
Speaker
Hold Hold on. Let's find out. hu Process of elimination. Hello. so I mute MoDog and then he mutes himself. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, let me mute and you guys talk.
00:57:39
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Hello, how you doing? well fuck ah fucker Fuck a little lazy Jedi. Fuck him. Is there an echo? I didn't hear an echo.
00:57:53
Speaker
Oh, I do hear an echo. Who has the volume up on there? Who's watching us in the background?
00:58:02
Speaker
I know. I know. Calm down.
00:58:07
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Is it me echoing? I think it is. I'll drop. Jedi is muted. It sounds like it's on in the background. Jersey said Sarge is good, so I don't know if it's me not. Hold on second.
00:58:23
Speaker
Da-da-da-da-da-da. Glick is fine. Sarge is good. Hold on. let's go It's Glick's silk shirt rubbing up against his mic. That's it. well I'm coming back into the fold now because it's not me, clearly.
00:58:36
Speaker
Jersey said it was before I came up, so fuck y'all. Rubbing against my face. I mean, I think Modag might be out of something. lagging, dude. I think it's good now, right?
00:58:48
Speaker
Am I? yeah what up kate I heard you laughing, but your head wasn't moving. And then your head started moving like a half second later. Yeah, it happened to me last night. yeah don't know the fuck's going on with my internet. Did you get back on the Obama internet? What the fuck, man?
00:59:01
Speaker
I mean, it's free. Well, true.
00:59:08
Speaker
True, true, true. And, you know, everybody knows the Wi-Fi password. yeah ah Let's go.
Wrestling Entertainment and Personal Possessions
00:59:15
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a j one
00:59:18
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Oh, yeah.
00:59:21
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Sweet. Sorry. devta yeah You know what? Save that enthusiasm for your Sunday show.
00:59:33
Speaker
Yeah, are we having a paranormal Sunday? Is that happening? Wait, is that a thing? Yeah. Beyond the Veil debuts tomorrow evening. What?
00:59:44
Speaker
be that It won't be the full-blown open panel paranormal show yet, but we are we are discussing paranormal tomorrow. ah shared no You're not having a panel? All right, I won't be there. You going to a Weezy board?
01:00:01
Speaker
MoDog's like, fuck your shows, fuck your channel. I'm only here if I do. Fuck your shit. I don't care. What up, Untrackable? No, we're not... and we I do watch wrestling.
01:00:14
Speaker
I don't care if it's fake. Chris Technician. It's not fake. it It really happens. It's just scripted. That's different than fake.
01:00:27
Speaker
I couldn't do what these sons of bitches do. but What's in the box?
01:00:36
Speaker
that I leave that to, man? I don't know why.
01:00:42
Speaker
you say no. Oh, you know, little bit of this. know I was trying to, be I would, I just been exploring forest trying to find Glick's parents. He's, he's, you know what? They're, they're, they're, they're, hide and seek for a reason.
01:00:55
Speaker
Yeah. if it Wait, wait, when you say trunk, you mean tree trunk because you're a goddamn Sasquatch when you came from the forest. Personally, doesn't only have one row family.
01:01:08
Speaker
What? What? What? Hashtag Glick who? Glick who?
01:01:18
Speaker
All I got to say is, look, I gave you guys an opportunity, a chance for for for a roasting. And, you know, I got to say, ah you know, I'm disappointed in you guys. You guys are all scared.
01:01:34
Speaker
I ain't scared. I just, I ain't had two seconds to my fucking self to breathe the last two weeks. like I don't prepare for my own show. You think I'm going to prepare for yours? You think I prepare for my own show? No, we know you don't.
01:01:47
Speaker
I have prepare for tomorrow. We're going to make you the way we normally do, but it's not a roast. It's just us making fun of you. we're gonna Trump is going to rename Iran Glick.
01:02:03
Speaker
Because it's going to Glick who... Ha ha ha ha ha. Stay into my face, Rocky. Oh, bitch.
01:02:16
Speaker
Rocky, you need to get up here. Sorry, Rocky. This panel is way too fucking white. It's so white. I mean, any panel I go is immediately white. you even if like Even if it's a full panel dark-skinned people, it's still too white when I get up there. Fucking cracker. They're going to rename it Glickran.
01:02:39
Speaker
Also, Shaman said, I'm not lying. Wait, when did Glick run? I don't think he's ran in a while. Roasted. I run for one reason. is the only thing about him that runs. right. again.
01:03:02
Speaker
Double roasted at this point. just going to get our roasts out right now. yep man i but I've been i and roasting you in chat for 45 fucking minutes, dude. Chat doesn't count, though. That's warm up.
01:03:14
Speaker
I'm going to play Brittany. Let me go back and read my jokes. Hang on. amendment maybe Maybe if you say them five or six times, they'll land.
01:03:24
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that ah don I would like to roast Jedi, but life's been roasting Jedi since he was born, so I'd be a little bit darker. so you're wrong. Might have a little bit more hair.
01:03:37
Speaker
It does smell like burnt hair out here. Thank God. I'm sorry, little buddy. I'm being aggressive. That's from his ass cheeks. rob letting my toxic masculinity I get it. when you're When you're used to fucking scavenging your own food in the forest, it makes sense. I put sunglasses on and a sleeveless shirt and my toxic masculinity shows through. He ate a hiker once that treaded into his forest. That's how he discovered sunglasses. He still uses the femur bone to pick his teeth out and shit. yeah okay <unk>s what he uses We don't eat hikers. Okay, maybe on the location.
01:04:12
Speaker
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he said hookers. My bad. He does that too. I've never been that sad, lonely, owned door and or desperate. can i pick out on once once He just puts a little bit of ranch on them and they taste fine.
01:04:26
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He put enough red, it covers up the herpy taste. je Jersey said the hiker came out of Jedi's freezer. Yeah, I have to feed Glick. You know, what Glick is my friend. I have to feed him occasionally, and I have to get put into my own stock for that. Jedi completely ignored the signs that said, please do not feed the Sasquatch.
01:04:45
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Yeah, I can't read, so it didn't apply to me. Chat does always count. You're not wrong. The chat is the place to be. We have the best chat on all of YouTube.
01:04:56
Speaker
Fuck what anybody else says. Your chat is pretty fire. It is pretty fire. capitalized that shit on my ass too. Oh God, I'm sorry, Jersey. I didn't mean it.
01:05:12
Speaker
Jedi just found out he had a chat last night. Jedi still had no idea he had a chat. I didn't even know that happened. I thought well i was the only live panel that didn't have one. I requested it from YouTube. i guess they didn't listen.
01:05:25
Speaker
if i thought i was I told Shaman earlier, I said, i woke up because was dead last night. I woke up at like 2, 2.30, and I was shocked you guys were still alive, so I dropped a good old thumbing on you and said, what's up, fuckers? and I was like, I don't even know why I commented. He'll never see it.
01:05:42
Speaker
Did you have a long one last night? I'm talking about i don't know stream, not dick. No, we didn't film it. We didn't get a long one.
01:05:55
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Long walk for a short drink of water. You can't read, obviously. You don't know how how to have a chat.
01:06:06
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Words are hard. I'm sorry, Jersey. I fucked that all up. You don't know you have a chat is what she said. I said a bunch of words that didn't go together. Because Rocky's talking shit in the chat because he's a bitch and won't come up on the panel.
01:06:21
Speaker
but there That white devil that he's married to won't let him. Yeah, that's what I said, Rocky. wait okay Okay, to be fair, IKEA fucking furniture does not come with instructions. You have to figure it out.
01:06:33
Speaker
You have to become a fucking engineer. Come on, man. I never blame the audience when a show collapses. shut up, Rocky. I am loud and confident. Jedi, Rocky doesn't know that, man my whole mind like the What i wrote what i what i had prepared for talks about my my ego and my
01:06:56
Speaker
My words are hard, and I just lost my train of thought. Excuse me while i get this train back up on the tracks. It's already a train wreck.
01:07:07
Speaker
No, I look cool my glasses on. Yeah, wait until I do that. you like Yeah, i look cool with my glasses on. Oh, shit. Look at him just flexing on all of us with them. sunla Backwards hat.
01:07:18
Speaker
i got wire and I know their prescription because he had to put them on to fucking see something earlier. You're 100% right. They are. He's got in his fucking brain.
01:07:30
Speaker
these poor These poor glasses are so fucking old. But shout out to Ray-Ban, man. Ray-Ban makes a good product. They don't pay me to say that, but shout out to Ray-Ban. I've had these Ray-Ban glasses for like 17 years, and it's probably the longest I've had sunglasses, and they're still together.
01:07:47
Speaker
These are Ray-Ban. little scratched up, but I'm hoping to get me a new pair of glasses soon. going to get me some cool. Hey, we're going to roast click tonight, guys. Those sunglasses have lasted longer than most of his relationships, okay? Yeah.
01:08:05
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You know what, sadly, and that's that's true because my marriage didn't even make it 17 years. I was close. I was close. um got Yeah. Jedi, I hate to say you're wrong, but I got jeans in my closet that have lasted longer than my than any of my relationship.
01:08:26
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Not the back end, though. They're assless at this point. No, I bought that Atlas. aslas To be fair, Glick, you got scammed on your ass. It have lasted longer than some of your relationships.
01:08:38
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someone That all changes. I've been informed that that has all changed. yeah I got tired every other week of going, oh, man, I'm sorry, dude. You okay?
01:08:50
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yeah answering that fucking question every week. I'm like, Jesus. but deserve eyes like I ain't asking him no more fucking minutes. Yeah, I'm fine. Obviously, this is just just how things We're putting all your roasts in the chat. He might still do it tonight. you can come up roast him. Okay.
01:09:08
Speaker
Brock, you need to come up here. I need backup, okay? I know. Is it tomorrow? No, it's the third, isn't it? i ain't had time to shit, much less so they are a fucking roast for fucking Glick. You know, the thing is you can just kind of come up and wing it with Glick because he's such an easy target.
01:09:27
Speaker
I mean, there's that. I won't argue with you. let's If you want it to be, ha, ha, Scotto. but Did he send you a picture of his butthole?
01:09:42
Speaker
Again? Oh, I make fun of me putting glasses on so you can see something. He's got so many pictures. It looks like a bowl of Cheerios if you scroll through his fucking phone. No, you already know it's to be funny. You already it's got to be funny. He's getting the screen grabs of me and making it the most great, i was good the greatest pictures you've ever seen. Motherfucker, you got some these butthole pictures that look like a bowl of Cheerios.
01:10:07
Speaker
I'm so glad you're my dog. Phil actually respects me. He doesn't send me that kind of stuff. You guys are just... He doesn't respect you. He ors fucking star interview just wants you to pour your milk on them Cheerios. he wants Anything he wants.
01:10:27
Speaker
This is out of control. Moe, Doug, get control your panel. That's that's my game. Fuck it, it's Saturday. <unk>s that The man has the electrical down to learn about an alert screen tip.
01:10:39
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He started a point with confidence. A man in a half, he's not predicting himself, and then nod like... first It's all about the confidence.
01:10:49
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There's there's like getting that big words way too many big words in Rock's shit. He ain't coming up with this. He's asking ChatGP for roasting. Yeah, his hooked on phonics, he's only on level two of hooked on phonics. I was going to Huh?
01:11:03
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his rock hes Because he can't be up on the panel and ask ChatGPT for answers at the same time.
01:11:14
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CPP is the biggest word that can pronounce. You ain't wrong, Mike. You are not wrong, Mike.
01:11:25
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I've been on this show so many times. everyone rocks putting some Rock's putting some good shit in the chat, though. Well, it's all from chat, CPPT.
01:11:36
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It's almost like I said that three ago. you did. I'm not agreeing with you. I'm still agreeing with you. i like I'm not sure. Maybe he's right. Maybe Rock's right. Maybe all the shit he's saying about you is right.
01:11:48
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Go ahead. Ask chat GPT something else, Rocky.
01:11:58
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What? Awkward silence. I'm reading his... ah You can't fucking read Kayla's reading that shit and fucking sending it to you. in your dear piece
01:12:10
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Oh, by the way, hi Kaylee. I wish I turned this into a goddamn career.
01:12:19
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Then you guys wouldn't have to ask me every three months. How's the new job? Click.
01:12:27
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but Nice. Okay, I
01:12:42
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You ain't ready for this Yeti. You want to spit turning?
01:12:51
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i going is it yeah going a spit turningin Yeah. And him dressed up very sexily. like Like a pilgrim with a big dick hanging out the Why are you so angry the way he depicts me in his amazing AI pictures?
01:13:14
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Oh, that wasn't angry. Jealous. Jealous. and wasn't jealousy either I I don't want to be on a spit with Scott who's dick just rolling across me like a fucking thing of butter on corn, man.
01:13:26
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i mean, just because he does this to you. I know. Okay, that's that is not even close to what he's done to me, okay? So... I'll show you on the doll where he fucking memed me. Show us on the doll. Okay.
01:13:47
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I saw the doll where Scott would meme you. What the fuck?
01:14:02
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I just got tired, man. Got all that Chinese in my belly. Well, you're going be hungry again. going to be hungry. Probably.
01:14:12
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I mean, I like spicy food, but that fucking Kung Pao chicken tonight, whoo. I'd have my nuts trying to get out of my fucking sweat. look at it like i from ma No, they just made it ah I think there was somebody angry on the fucking grill.
01:14:24
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He was like, fuck all these people. It's
01:14:29
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going to fucking melt the nose hairs.
01:14:33
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and well Fuck you, cracker.
01:14:42
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So did Brick get moved in? Do you know? don't know. Not your day to watch her. Not your day to watch her. Pretty much. Did
01:14:57
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you know we moved too? Yeah. Did you know we moved too?
Humorous Banter and Lifestyle Embraces
01:15:04
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Last time you let Wally watch her, she got bit by a snake.
01:15:09
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We can only get so lucky.
01:15:14
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cale and Kayla said, did you know she moved too?
01:15:18
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Everybody's moving. I know some this Kaylee chick that moved today. and okay You just got the middle finger, by the way. Probably with a head shake.
01:15:33
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love you, Kayla. mean it's that funny though i love you kayla Who's Kayla? but you got kayle when you said kaylee's Kaylee's twin sister.
01:15:48
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It's like the good witch and the bad witch. you know ah Which one is the house going to land on?
01:16:00
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stay up Stay tuned. You'll find out next Saturday on Nonsensical Nonsense.
01:16:09
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Tune in next Saturday right here on the Nonsensical Network. I'll be right back. I'm going to go touch my pee-pee. Uh-oh. I might take a piss while I'm at it. I'm jealous.
01:16:24
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There's going to be Lego coming out. It might be different. He has to go get his aid to help him. He doesn't have aids. He just has a nurse's aid because he's old.
01:16:38
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Well, we don't know that. We haven't tested him.
01:16:42
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Oh, he's definitely old. No, i know that part. i'm saying the AIDS part. He could. We don't know. Oh, no, i don't know if he has AIDS. Nope. That's a HIPAA violation to disclose that kind of information.
01:16:55
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This is true. We cannot make those kind of allegations without proof. Allegedly. Allegedly.
01:17:08
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There's nobody other than you to yell at to get control of the panel. which just Only you and me on the panel. What can control I want to get? I don't know. it's just now Bring it down. Bring it down.
01:17:23
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Everybody, nobody fucking panic, okay? We're going to dial this in. It's going to be fine. Nobody fucking panic, okay? and to do what everybody thinks I'm not to freak out. there okay
01:17:42
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I've got this panel under control. hey I'm down. There's this tasty little fucker over there. I don't trust him. He looks like he'll take fucking spring off at any moment.
01:17:55
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Fucking Yeti. good Fucking baby squatch ass. What's up, Juniverse? so verse that true verse the I got it on two TVs here in the bedroom. Why? Because I got two TVs in the bedroom. Two of his eight, but he can only count to three. So you guys do the math.
01:18:17
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Don't do math. It hurts. It's also racist. Math hurts. with What's that song? You know what, Kato? Don't give me any ideas with that.
01:18:34
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I wonder if I can convince her. this is deeper He said, you think those are wrestling belts on the wall? And really, that's his old lady's bikini top.
01:18:48
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I'm so impressed. My as smooth as it was the day I was born. The wheels are, Kato, hold on one second. I think you might be on to something, brother. You don't remember how smooth it was. Stop lying to us. you one said Yeah, they're heavy.
01:19:04
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It's lot bigger than you think, mama. Hold on. Put it on. Let us see it, Kayla.
01:19:11
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Nope, only I can see it. No, they're not. Damn it, Selma.
01:19:20
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Oh, Don't tell him what you can see in his glasses. Don't tell him. Don't tell him what you see the reflection. Oh, go
01:19:32
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I like that. Yeah, I like that. yeah we like that. We like that, Kayla. Yeah. Yeah, girl. Yeah, yep. Worked that, Bill. Worked that. Hell of an idea, Kato. Hell of an idea. Thank you. He said, oh, shit.
01:19:52
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Devil violation. Go Browns! What's up, Selmo? Don't pound in the house.
01:20:01
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I can still smell it. Oh, gross. oh he said, oh, shit. What up, Chaka? Yeah, hell, man.
01:20:13
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Nice call, Kato. Well played, sir. And she was game, no questions asked. I dig it. Yeah, that might have to be as the the chat on YouTube on my big computer. It's not fucking moving. No, no. It should be on the panel like always.
01:20:31
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It's not.
01:20:35
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and What up, Chaka? What up with you, homie? o me
01:20:42
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Tune in Tuesday night. my My musical guest is a Cleveland boy. and I think not only are we going to be talking music, but I think we're going to talk shit on our Cleveland Browns. I heard Cleveland. That's enough for me to be like, nope.
01:20:55
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you You claim and represent Cincinnati. Are you serious right now? Hey, hey, if it's brown, flush it down, motherfucker. Jesus Christ. Take your fucking Bengals to Kentucky where they belong.
01:21:08
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Who the hell is coming in here? well That's where your fucking airport is. so What fucking airport? Greater Cincinnati Airport than Kentucky. Columbus International Airport is my airport. I don't claim anything.
01:21:22
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that's ha PDF files fucking fly into. We don't claim that airport. so rocky Rocky has decided to call himself Glick tonight. I see.
01:21:34
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You got to say Baby Glick or Glick Jr. You haven't reached your full satisfaction to reach all your Glick potential.
01:21:45
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Is what moving now? Yeah, it is. I see your comment. theres Oh. i see like I see hers, but I don't see shamans. I see shamans underneath her on my laptop, but up on the big computer.
01:22:01
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it's It's not... First world problems, right? True story. by ex-wife caught me when I opened the text from the banking assistant in a thong, and only a thong. She saw it in my mirror sunglasses. I took my glasses off.
01:22:14
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You guys actually can't see You can see the TV back there. We saw everything. All the nice tattoo, Kayla.
01:22:28
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They didn't see anything. Calm down. Which one? yeah oh she said let's there but There's the appropriate answer. with with that With an evil grin on her face, might I ask. They received shit given back.
01:22:41
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There you go. She does have a, what is that? What is that shaman? What did you share? Yeah. He's going to be live for a while. Shaka. No, Jesus.
01:22:55
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That looks like a retarded. fucking Oh yeah. We just got started. where they are You're an ass clown. Joe Biden wasn't even, I think Obama was in office when that picture was taken. You moron.
01:23:09
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and It looks like a, a chunky retarded John Travolta. I can, you know what? You're not wrong. I know. tell see that That's like, that's like the the third Saturday night fever and Josh folders, let himself go. He had a dancing injury and you know, he's, he's let himself go. And and now he's trying to get that, uh, get back into it.
01:23:35
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Look, my pictures are on Facebook. I have no shame, but there's been a lot of variations of, uh, i quick and I just want to say the the older I get, the better I get.
01:23:52
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Do you have to comment from other platforms? Maybe ask the issue.
01:23:57
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Kato said, so the carpet does match the drape. Kayla's like, ha ha, there ain't no fucking drapes. yeah ah What drapes?
01:24:10
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Timu to Volta.
01:24:16
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Looks like
01:24:25
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I miss that show. Was that Taxi? No, that was Welcome Back, Cotter. Welcome Back, Cotter. Was Travolta in Taxi? Who was in Taxi? No, not Taxi. Was it Taxi?
01:24:39
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No. Was it Taxi? and I'll be messing all my shows up because I'm like, Taxi, that was in Cincinnati. No, that was WKRP. Yeah, and he wasn't in that either.
01:24:51
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He wasn't? No, I know he wasn't in that.
01:24:54
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WKRP, Cincinnati. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny, man, because that show was on when I was... I think a teenager, right? i That's when it came out. So, you know, yeah, a long time ago.
01:25:06
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There, and I'll say it for you. look But it's weird when I'm cause when i'm coming. but fuck i just Is that your mugshot? Oh, you're getting good with the eye there.
01:25:21
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Every time I go from Kentucky and into ah into Ohio and drive past that building where they used to show the sign there on the show, I think of the show. Nice. Nice.
01:25:32
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yeah ah swear to God, that thought turkeys could fly. You know, Rocky, if you actually did your homework, you could find pictures of me bald.
01:25:46
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AI he doesn't have to do everything for you, right?
01:25:55
Speaker
sat my fucking many like aniverary ven already no what you guys do go to
Sasquatch Debates and Canadian Humor
01:26:04
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mcdonald's get you a little value menu he's like i love you babe you can upsize them fries go ahead their anniversary on a budget you know what i love you i love you know what you don't have to order after the value menu you can get you a full-blown combo girl Happy anniversary.
01:26:21
Speaker
Get you a number one. Go ahead. Because you're number one in my heart. Get you a number one. Medium size. Don't large it. Medium. I'm waiting on the table. well I am thankful that you have us on in the restaurant. Turn it up loud so everybody can hear. I just started to say that. I hope you guys don't speak. No, they're going to get kicked out, Glick. Don't do that.
01:26:47
Speaker
It's their anniversary. This is special. Where are you guys at? Did you go to the Steak and Shake? The Cracker Barrel? What Cracker Barrel?
01:26:58
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Whitey Castells, man. Last time I got put in a barrel, I got pretty pissed off. Well, that's because the barrel was taller than you, man. They should have left you in that barrel. I get claustrophobic, okay? Oh! i are I'm not in pickle barrels, man.
01:27:14
Speaker
Moe Dogg, you went to go play with yourself, and then Jedi had to go touch his butthole. But here's ah Scotto roasting me. I just like to make sure it's still there. Wait a minute, what's it say on your shirt?
01:27:26
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He's literally roasting you. That's neat. I have a Ben Franklin shirt. It's Ben drinking. Okay, Scotto's nails are old news. His fucking high heels are the talk of the town now.
01:27:39
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Thank you, baby. yeah Yep. How are you? No, no. something Something tells me that look on Scotto's face and that is accurate as fuck.
01:27:56
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I kind of feel that too. It emanates through the fucking image. That's how he looks at all his next victims and shit, man. He's like fucking Dexter.
01:28:08
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Yeah, come on to my place. You'll like it. You'll love it. I promise. thing Nobody will have to know. Come on over. Hello, desk. Hello, world.
01:28:19
Speaker
Scotto fills his boudet with fucking lube.
01:28:25
Speaker
What up, Scotto? I don't know why I just put my fucking chair all the way down
01:28:32
Speaker
down. That's where you feel the tip of the fucking dildo. Hey. Hey. hey Hey, little buddy. That's why he does this shit. I'll show you.
01:28:45
Speaker
One more time and I'm leaving. but got up and had here I've had about enough of your shit. I thought I got control of this panel.
01:28:59
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archie waterley barton yeah I don't even know what that is, but it sounds good. It's a battle of the monkeys.
01:29:08
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Oh, barrel. Oh, monkeys.
01:29:12
Speaker
Got your monkey. Play with his tail. You're Sasquatch, so you're king of the monkeys. No, he's a monster king.
01:29:23
Speaker
Sasquatches aren't monkeys. another No, they're not. These are tiny little creatures. Hmm. Hmm.
01:29:35
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i don't even know I don't even know if Sasquatches are considered, oh, right in the fucking cocksucker. i't I don't even know if Sasquatches are primates, to be honest with you.
01:29:48
Speaker
Are what? Primates. You know, but that's such a Sasquatch thought. However, you said humans are basically primates because they say we evolved from. Yeah.
01:30:00
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We are. I read an article today that said that humans... You've seen an article, but you didn't read it. Oh, no, I didn't read it because it sounded so incredibly fucking stupid.
01:30:13
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God, words. It said... yeah Shut up. They made them squiggle eyes that form was words they put them together and made sentences and there was more sentences that made a paragraph. could It said research shows that Neanderthal men mated with human females and that's where the human species comes species come from. how If they already mated with the human females, the humans are already here.
01:30:43
Speaker
doesn' it make any Exactly. That's why I didn't read it because it made no... Thank God somebody booted him. Brock backstage'd his ass. Brock, yeah. ah he's just doing He's doing fucking God's work.
01:31:05
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He's going to be sent to God is what he's going to do. Glick has become a saint.
01:31:13
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where are those guys going down how you doing oh just i'm restream I'm restreaming him so it's probably come from my you i thought whatever you need yeah how you like it now rocky you that's why you'll never reach your full sexquat in
01:31:37
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so as much as what happens
01:31:42
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it i can hear I can hear Rock giggling in his studio right now. yeah i can just right can you put me on Can you put me in the top left, Rock? That's like to be.
01:31:54
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This is like the Brady Bunch on crack, man. Thank you, Rock. Appreciate you, bro. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
01:32:05
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de makes no sense no It makes no sense at all. I wish I could fucking find the article because I was just like, am I retarded or did I read that right? but and i had to read look your first is like the only books you have say I don't have I'm glad that you think I have books. I said that they have Penthouse on them.
01:32:24
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No, I don't read Penthouse. He considers coloring books actual books. He's like, I read a novel today and I colored in all my thoughts. I am a classier fellow than Penthouse.
01:32:37
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yeah Yeah, okay. Ah, shit. This is why we don't let fucking Jedi restream it
01:32:48
Speaker
it. Who let the goddamn Canadians in? Hey, you let James Otto in here all the time. come on Steve's cool. I like Steve the Canadian.
01:32:59
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There's like two Canadians in the house.
01:33:03
Speaker
But i have to be nice to the Canadians because we only count for half of the Canadians. Well, yeah, they're going to be the 51st state eventually, so you got to. Because they're to Americans. fifty seconds I mean, we already own them. first After we're done bombing Iran, we're going to take it for Canada, then Greenland, and then the world. What the fuck is going on around here?
01:33:27
Speaker
Have fun, Mandy. Enjoy your dinner.
01:33:32
Speaker
Don't let the hubby talk you into order in the trouser snake. Anniversary of the Knicks! Boo-boo! He knows what's coming up. Not trick.
01:33:44
Speaker
That's what's up. Because Rocky keeps fucking playing with buttons. Rocky's killing it. Rocky's killing it. Rocky, okay. Earlier I said, Glick, you need to get control your panel because you were the only option, but now Rocky's here and he got control the panel. He did it right.
01:34:04
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Take notes. Where's your notebook? Where's your notebook? What do I need a notebook for? To jot down how to do it right. You can borrow one of Jedi's.
01:34:15
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He's got like four on his desk at all times. Jedi's the commander of the notebook. He's the keeper of the books of notes. He is.
01:34:24
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I would just like to read his some night just from like three months ago just to see the weird shit that's in there. you know what sucked? I had a whole pile of notes that I spilled the drink on and it just completely ruined all of them and I had to throw them away. Okay, so you know I get little tipsy on stage sometimes here and um So like sometimes the next day I'll read my notes. I'm like, what the fuck was happening when I wrote this? Like I cracked myself up because it's like a different version of me that happened when I was writing it down. And then I don't remember any of it. And then I i read it and I'm like, I'm the funniest person on planet Earth.
01:35:02
Speaker
I can see your wife reading yours from tonight going, why the fuck is this thing? A bowl full of butthole cheerio. There's been a few there' has been a few doozies that she's read, and she's like, what do you do online? I'm like, I promise I'm not doing OnlyFans, okay?
01:35:21
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She's like, oh, I knew that. That's horrifying. got and
Panel Dynamics and Drunken Anecdotes
01:35:30
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should i feel I feel like that's a threat. I feel like that's a threat. scott and I said something about a doll earlier. Oh, hold that back up. Hold that back up. Was that supposed to be? just No, no't no, no.
01:35:43
Speaker
Did you not see how sad I looked? couldn't think screaming yeah That's fucking disturbing, man. i like I'm going to have nightmares. That is disturbing. I'm never talking to Scotto again.
01:35:55
Speaker
i mean i thought i thought i thought all the memes were funny, but this is... Hey, little buddy, I have an idea for our next fans video. only I mean, lazy click fans video. I'm not acknowledging you.
01:36:12
Speaker
need you to dress up like a doll. Fuck, I need another beer.
01:36:19
Speaker
yeah need your be ah Come on. you to take the team. Papa needs a new yacht. Wow. You sound like you suddenly like you have a problem when you have to walk yourself can do it on your own or I can make you do it.
01:36:34
Speaker
The choice is yours. Never mind. I know how you like things being forcibly done to you. I need as many drinks as possible to hang out with quick. note As many drinks as possible to hang out with you guys on Saturday nights.
01:36:48
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I only drink one night a week, and it's when I hang out with you people. That's me. That's time I drink. Saturday night and week. And before you ask Rocky, what do I mean by you people? You know. He ain't shit nobody. He's over there watching porn.
01:37:04
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Rocky's over there watching porn. By you people, I mean... yeah
01:37:11
Speaker
Rocky, I swear to God, if you're not here every Saturday to handle this shit like this, I'm not coming back. You have to be here. I'm putting it in my contract. Rocky needs to be here. I'm not here. ah It's all fun and games until I take his power away.
01:37:27
Speaker
And then I won't be here. I will lose my power pretty quickly. That's why I use the shit out of it while I have it. Okay. Rocky has the same mentality in life that I do.
01:37:42
Speaker
We don't ask for permission. We ask for forgiveness. We just do whatever the fuck we're going to do. Rocky, don't you let that fuck don't you let that white man tell you what to do. Why are you kicking yourself? That honky-ass Sasquatch is trying to tell you what to do, Rocky. Uh-uh. Not up in here. Not up in here. You know. If you know, you know.
01:38:03
Speaker
I was not talking about the Newports, Rocky. No. Rocky, deport France is back to France right now, please. He's like, you're close. You got the first letter down.
01:38:19
Speaker
Rocky, I know you're you're the only wrestling fan on the panel. Anybody in the chat? Dude, Chicago is going to explode tonight. It is. AJ won the title. CM Punk defended.
01:38:31
Speaker
It's going to be part of it. When said Chicago, did you mean that? wait, wait. Who won? Who won the, what did you say? Who won? AJ won. AJ beat Becky Lynch. And CM Punk defended the title against Finn Balor.
01:38:44
Speaker
Becky with the fat ass. but No, Becky looks like a fucking two by four. I thought you were talking about Tiffy time. It's always good for Tiffy time, man. Oh, it's always good for Tiffy time.
01:38:55
Speaker
That's a weird way of saying it. Is gonna burn again night that what you're saying? No, no, no. Let it burn. Let it burn. Let it burn.
01:39:06
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i
01:39:11
Speaker
I feel like you guys are jerking off through streaming. I promise you that that part, that time was an accident. I didn't mean that part. Yeah, baby. It never happens like that. was trying to to click on this screen. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry. I have fun. Click on that screen. Hey, Rocky. Give a beer. bear back I didn't chat GPT those. I actually came up with those while I was driving, and I had to follow my spell. Before I get up and get a beer.
01:39:36
Speaker
Bullshit. Fuck y'all. Thank you. Thank you, MoDog. Thank you, MoDog. was on the way home, and I was like, okay, let me try to figure out something, because I missed your text message earlier in the week. So I was like, okay, well, then I'm just going to start blasting. Oh, are you left me on red.
01:39:51
Speaker
So you just left me on red like I'm some kind of side chick. I did. Wow. I did. i did You scoundrel you. It was not intentional. I said, okay, I'm going to get back to him, but I'm telling you, I hate my job. Wow.
01:40:15
Speaker
Valor's got a new tattoo. Is that a tattoo or is that just a sleeve? No, he had a sleeve on him. Dude, are you watching Elimination Chamber right now? No, but I can.
01:40:27
Speaker
Finn Balor's got a brand new fucking full arm tattoo, dude. I don't want to interrupt your guys' bromance here. Looks good.
01:40:39
Speaker
I'm out of here. This is bullshit. i' I'm pressing charges immediately. It's like no hesitation.
01:40:50
Speaker
Wow,
01:40:55
Speaker
Rocky. No, Rocky, I was on your side and then you did that. Hey, there no look I will always be on your side. Any side you're on. This took me off of both sides. Let me up on the panel next time. yeah Okay. Well, you got to come in before I get super drunk. Okay. That's the rule. I didn't know that you'd be super drunk that quickly. Well, you should figure it out, Rocky. I'm always super drunk pretty early.
01:41:21
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You got to get in when the getting's good.
01:41:27
Speaker
Fucking love these two Shaman was just frickin afk yeah
01:41:39
Speaker
Ah, it's your boy your boys bouncy Selma knows what's up Young OG
01:41:52
Speaker
y'll know ge
01:41:56
Speaker
Because the men's chamber is coming up next. Selma said, let's get bouncy.
01:42:05
Speaker
Your boy's bouncy. ah What's his name? is No, Jay's not in it. Jay's not in it. I know. I know. i know yeah um
01:42:23
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Nobody knows. or like I was looking online. I know you working on it. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Rocky, do you know who jumped Jay last night?
01:42:34
Speaker
but No, I don't. I didn't even get a chance to watch um watch it, but I saw the highlights. Little yachting.
01:42:45
Speaker
um Jedi. How am I supposed supposed to know when you're not drunk? Jedi's always drunk. That's the easy answer. with ah power Is your best chance.
01:43:01
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Gotcha. ah Robert Platinum, there's nothing bouncy about her.
01:43:07
Speaker
What?
01:43:10
Speaker
what well
01:43:16
Speaker
you Every time you do that, I think... Glick, you need take your goddamn sunglasses off. It gives you an inflated sense of self. You need to just get them out of there. Oh, yeah. These give me an inflated sense of self.
01:43:28
Speaker
Oh, these. I never have an ego, so i now I have an ego. I mean, that's it's a multiplier. There we go. We're back to normal now. Damn it!
01:43:41
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but If you smell what this lick is cooking.
01:43:50
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If you smell what this lick is cooking. If you smell what this lick is cooking. I hate the rock cooking. But you do a good impression. You do a good impression, though.
01:44:03
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Can't even deny it. What? estimate whats up Please make sure you like it and subscribe. You sound like you were groaning into the mic.
01:44:15
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i don't like his new theme. i like his original. And I'm talking about the original original. not Not the updated one. Like the original recipe, not extra crispy. It would be weird if you were doing a stream tonight or something. Back when he was wo was at WWF. Wait, you don't like back too does still do wrestling stuff?
01:44:35
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What up, Sha, man? The Rock parkless trash. The Rock would have been nothing without the one and only Texas Rattlesnake.
01:44:46
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What? The Texas Rattlesnake? Stone Cold State Boston. You know what? You know what?
01:45:00
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um
01:45:05
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you know what
01:45:10
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Things are getting real and make-believe, man. and Not next Friday, but the following Friday. I'm going to come up on your guys' this panel, and I'm just going to have all the background noise I can possibly find.
01:45:23
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What do you mean? i didn't hear nothing.
01:45:27
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Shaman's got horns. His goddamn chihuahua is going to be going ape shit. It's like the smoke detector. He never hears a smoke detector either. who' the talkingney but Hear what? more on some house and We're making racial jokes at your expense. Oh, gotcha.
01:45:51
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Because we love you. Oh, cause you love me. Nevermind. didn't even make the joke. i You laughed too hard. Brother. but hello Oh fun already. What up? Shaman. You're sexy bitch. What are doing, man? Yeah, shaman. You don't know if he's sexy. Oh, I'm just driving naked on the way home. and was
01:46:23
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So same, same. Cool. is it on Is it on Netflix, Glick? I can't find it on Peacock. I thought that's where they put all their pay-per-views. Did they change that? Did you check Glickcock?
01:46:35
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um I subscribe to your guys' OnlyFans already. if that's Perfect. Yes. I had to expand Are you watching Elimination Chamber right now?
01:46:47
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What? Are you watching an Elimination Chamber right now? I'm trying to. I'm trying to figure out where it's on. Do you want us to see drop, man? Are we we interrupting your evening or what? well Okay. just stoping Here we Roman, are you okay? Put your hands on the screen, man. Don't make any sudden movement.
01:47:15
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Rocky, Dan Hussing made his... made his Fucking WWE debut. He was in the box.
01:47:27
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Oh, man. I feel like i'm actually missing out on something now. MoDog, where you at? MoDog, where'd you go? You can't leave me here. had to mute him for just a second. Shaman, that was loud.
01:47:39
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What was that?
01:47:42
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The sirens. Oh, was it? Yeah. It was on the other side of the road. i thought it'd be all right. Lemon Peppa Stepas. Shaman lives in the hood. Shaman does. All right. Enough wrestling. that was I got really excited. Ham Radio Cops coming in.
01:48:00
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What up, newer Ham Radio? They put a spotlight on me the other night when I was walking the dog. That was cool. That's actually dope.
01:48:11
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Let me see where was going. That's actually dope. I remember my first spotlight.
01:48:21
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You thought you were going to superstar. Look at the spotlights on me. i'm never real Ripley ri or with ah ripley with ah with the win, huh?
01:48:33
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I've never had no problems with the police officers. I ain't never been spotlighted. I get pulled over. Oh, shit. AJ Lee? No fucking way. Maybe you stop dropping my goddamn screen down and you would.
01:48:50
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Oh, that's perfect. This show just got way better. Sorry, I'm sorry. I swear I'm not doing that on purpose. gli Look, hands off. it's It's a knee-jerk reaction. we She's got her in a black widow. Oh, black widow for the win. God, you are way behind, bro. That was like three hours ago. like our first title in forever hu and c and punk double champions kind of sets up a becky lynch and seth rains kind of thing You because not in
01:49:24
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randy's in it know are you that still bleaking shit that night that you were on your show bro yeah you're kind of doing that how many drinks have you had je yeah None of your business. so You're talking this wrestling bullshit and I'm falling asleep here.
01:49:50
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Well, have to catch up a little bit. I don't know. didn't plan on watching it. Catch your own goddamn time, Rocky. We don't get to hang out very often. We need to enjoy each other's company. You can't be talking about this nonsense. Well, you know what? That's what the show is kind of based around is the nonsense. We need somebody to do a wellness check on MoDog. Not this nonsense. there's What happened to MoDog? Boatloads of nonsense. you say he's He's up there in a little an age a little bit, and he just dropped off with no warning. So if somebody do a wellness check on him. let us Let us know that he's alive and and and okay.
01:50:24
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That dude, that was insane. that That car accident. That Vince was in. Serves him right there. Oh, I saw that. yeah That was real life shit where he was going like 100 miles per hour and fucking boom
01:50:40
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boom. I'm done getting crazier for wrestling. That was just a wild thing. Oh, I forgot to bring that Vince McMahon the pub last night.
01:50:54
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I know. We were talking to we talked a little bit about it. We had a whole fucking boatload of things, but then things went off the rails like usual. Next week's going to be better. We're going to stick to some... It'll be better next week.
01:51:08
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um Same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world. i don't know. Maybe maybe pay attention to the comments next week. That'll be a step in the way. Not if you're in there.
01:51:19
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might be old teen hour.
01:51:22
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it might be roman ah ah but sky yeah oh okay what oine please yeah i got a little yeah got you need to make a thing of modog fucking like taking like a beer bong but it's ovaltine that's your homework site
01:51:47
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when i'm deep throat at oval team and window
01:51:53
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That's that's a.
01:52:00
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Rocky, what are you doing down there? You don't want to know. You got a shit-eating grin on your face. I'm telling you right now, look, I know you don't want to talk about this Jedi, but this is real life. I've had the biggest run on AJ Lee for the longest time. back like Way back, back, back when.
01:52:23
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and so it's just It's crazy to see her like actually still wrestling and still being relevant and shit. That's cool. How how does how did the hell did we scare mode on? Oh my god. Oh My God It was a siren.
01:52:39
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Oh sir What's that what did you say no Thanks thanks shaman you you've made us to lose our protector.
01:52:56
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Thank you very much
01:52:59
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Was those real sirens, by the way, or was that like a like a sound effect or something? Yeah, those were real. Those were cops. I don't know. You didn't see me. Your first spotlight. That's funny.
01:53:13
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I haven't put them on the screen yet.
01:53:19
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was walking the dog. I got a little bit of it on film, but you know you don't expect them to light you up. I was like, all right, you're looking at me. I'm going to put a camera on you. Yep. um
01:53:36
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Oh,
01:53:40
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oh we scared you off. That was my co-worker honking at me when left. You got scared. Oh, God.
01:53:47
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What's going on, Bad Gemini? What's up with you, man? bad, bad.
01:53:57
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2024 Bentley continent dude that Bentley was just minding my business. it This is a cameo appearance courtesy of lazy Jedi. cur oh you Oh, you're one of the lazy Jedi's peoples.
01:54:13
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I mean, you can't call me his people. That means I would have to claim him. I just... yeah We don't claim him either. i mean, but... That's funny. they gonna these theres I to say, oh, man.
01:54:30
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not Not another one.
01:54:34
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Well, shoot. Nice to meet you, Bad Gemini. Nice to meet y'all as well. um You know, I was sitting, I retired from YouTube, but i'm I'm out of the trenches. So, you know, I had to pull my bane. I was born in the dark. Tell me a little doctor to it. You know, so now we back out here in the streets having a good time.
01:54:53
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In the YouTube streets. Yeah, carry on. I know y'all talking good wrestling talk. You know, i let it be. almost wanted to binge wrestling because before the you know yeah ESPN came and messed it up with their Monopoly and Paramount had it, they had every freaking WrestleMania on there. They had everything loaded and you just could binge as long as you wanted. it um before you know they got rid of all that stuff so that was dope I'm looking at stuff you know like throwback they they not even in the stadium they're like out there in New York Madison Square everything is fuzzy I was like I think that's Hulk Hogan he looks older than he did you know before he passed you know back then right with no um high definition but it it was cool to see all of that it was very interesting
01:55:40
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I miss the network. like When they have the app, you can go back and watch like yeah of the ah yeah everything and then catch up on everything. It was actually pretty cool. i One of my favorite matches is Jake the Snake Roberts and the Ultimate Warrior for the WWF Championship. ah Yeah, and that was just beautiful man. Oh God, that was a shit back then ultimate warrior Jake snake Shawn Michaels was part of like the rockers or whatever Hunter hemsley honor hearrsz Hemsley I Love all the rebrand the British Bulldog. He was cool British Bulldog and then the American Piper freaking yeah Roddy Piper. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah
01:56:30
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Montreal. Hey, good old dust on Dusty. Dusty Rhodes. You have to love him in the elbow. You know, and always cutting his forehead. Wasn't that his son? Was his son ah Gold Dust? Was that Dusty Rhodes' son? Yeah, that was the abomination. Yeah, but Cody's the man now. They have to forgive Dusty. I mean, they have to forgive Gold Dust. Gold Dust. They were really trying to push that gay shit. That boy.
01:56:57
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What up, Jersey? What up? You got the stamp of approval from Jersey, so we know you good people. Man, I don't need her stamp of approval because they're going to think about previous things out here. So I have to be smart out here. I can't associate. Once again, already addressed the lazy Jedi. Now have to address Jersey. Bro, where you, Ben? I ain't seen you in a damn minute.
01:57:19
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Yeah. Look, last time you saw me, I was falling into fire pit. So I know I brought back a memory for you. Yes. And it's a real story. Yes. I'm glad you didn't get fucked up though. Did you, you looked like you were okay afterwards, but like, God, yeah bo I was super worried about you there. Hey, look, I mean, just a gash on my head, the usual, um you know, but when you fall and knock some bricks, the fire's flame. I've had that a few times. I got a scar right here from when I fucking fell and fucked. Fell off your chair, though. That's totally different. You live and you burn. No, that was different. you No, no, I fucking... I was going to say the burn. That's what I was going to say.
01:57:56
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You were talking and then you you got go quiet. I'm like, i hope this I I called it. I'm like, dude, he's going to fucking fall into the fire pit. I'm so fucking worried. I said it before you fell and you fell in the fire pit, which I was so grateful. ah oh yeah I was right on the outskirts of it. Yeah. so Yeah. No, let's just say my tan is upgraded.
01:58:16
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yeah excuse I three shades lighter last time I saw you. So that that one night took me to this level. If I fall again, I might be Wesley Snipes next time you see me. So yeah. bra Oh man, I forgot about that for a minute. there ah And then I retired after that. I retired and then it it was over. So yeah, but I'm back. I'm glad to see you. always Here I am playing with fire, too. I'll be talking about it. Just... oh
01:58:51
Speaker
Alright. Gotta have me good old smoked old-fashioned right now, so don't mind me. we just Nice. Nice. Don't let me interrupt the party. Carry on. You know, wrestling talk. I ain't never had an old-fashioned, let alone smoked old-fashioned.
01:59:07
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feel like I feel like at my age and and and and my... experience with drinking. I feel like I should dabble in the old-fashioned world at this point.
01:59:18
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Dude, old-fashions are so good. Yeah, they're a classic for a reason. great I need to be new. Exactly. That's one of those, like you said, it's it's a classic drink. It's something that never goes away because it's always going to be fucking great. I feel like you can give me a nice a nice cigar in an old-fashioned and sit out on the patio.
01:59:37
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you know That's the mentality you want. Yeah, like listen to some blues or or something like that and call it a night. so and then i move no not He added a blues to it. You can listen to something upbeat. you know This thing has endured. you know like You can upgrade with it. He's going like back 50 years like, yeah, old-fashioned cigar, listening to some blues. It's okay. I won't be offended if you yeah yeah i mean right which and listen You can listen to Britney Spears. Nobody's going to judge you. but you know Get an old-fashioned and a blunt and some little yachty? I don't know. somebody and let me I won't be offended.
02:00:17
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if you said hennessy i would be we don't need the stereotypes going like i don't so yeah i don't i don't i don't fuck with hennessy i learned my lesson i don't fuck with that no more i've been there trying incredible hulk never hurt nobody think you it well the incredible hu hulk hurt a lot of people shaman haven't you ever ever watched a marvel movie m christ that's what an incredible hulk does It hurts people. You're getting smashed, you get smash they know. That's for sure. click What up, Teddy Vinny?
02:00:54
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What up, Teddy? and
02:01:00
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Jedi, I received... um I don't know. You know what? We're going to give him a little sneak peek. We're going to pull the curtain back. For the Lazy Glicks fans page. I just received... Well, it's going to bring in more subs. so for you i I hope so. ah you know we have We have special guest appearances from Modal and Rock Lee in this picture.
02:01:23
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um i didn't i'd liked i don't I didn't realize that Scotto was even there, but he was probably hiding in the back. God damn it. he's ah oh god damn it ah There's my little buddy right there. that Don't use that when I take vacation days, okay? When I'm not there to film. ah Yeah, there's MoDog on the camera.
02:01:45
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Rocky working the the boomstick. And, well, Jedi's getting ready to work the other boomstick. Okay, words of wisdom to everybody listening.
02:01:59
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Do not fuck with Scotto. He will ruin in your life. I also just want to say, once again, Scotto, I love you. You're the best. You make me look so much better than what I actually look like.
02:02:14
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Every time. You're you're the favorite. my other apple you're You're the apple of his eye. I am the apple of his eye. This is true. He got my tattoos right this time. That's good.
02:02:27
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Usually I'm getting extra tattoos that I don't even have but you know what I'm not mad at I would I wouldn't be surprised if Scott had got matching tattoos. He's gonna have two sleeves same as yours <unk> We don't have a grinder account, but we do have a lazy glicks fans page that you can subscribe to move The nonsensical net wise the nonsensical network the bearded 122. Yeah, the hell is the nonsensical network comment. I didn't comment.
02:02:56
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Oh, it must be rocky Never mind. Damn it, Rocky. I forgot Rocky. I forgot Rocky has all the power I have, too.
02:03:07
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See, I'm not. Rocky tries to tell I'm racist. He doesn't have white power the way you do. The apple of
02:03:20
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apple. Shut up, Jedi. It's not power, it's privilege. yeah it's great thank you shaman well not that when you put a pillowcase on i have an issue with certain people nobody cares nonsensical network fuck your issues you the fact that he couldn't trim his beard when he had the pillowcase it's like yeah we know that's not you glick decision
02:03:52
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You least could have took it back like, you know, eight, nine inches, man. Pause right as they would say. I don't know why, but it's like he has a whole pillowcase on and he's parading. You what saying? Has a whole cross burning. But forgets to trim his darn beard. He's just saying, like, what's going on for you? We can see your beard.
02:04:12
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Your beard is
02:04:15
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I have been threatened with violence, loss of limbs, and possible death if I do anything to my beard. That's the flavor saver. I can't knock it. Look, I don't like what you do with you and your girl is fine. He wakes up. It's just like dr he has Jerry curl juice. Like it shrivels about three inches long and saturation. It's like he had a marathon at Krispy Kreme. Like he just wakes up. It's like what happened to this face? Like it's the face rodeo.
02:04:47
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There ain't nothing better for your beard than natural oils. and All natural oils. Those two streaks, I mean, people think that's gray, but once again, it's a flavor saver for a reason. So you least could have like combed that out to make the whole thing even. but Those are white streaks, and that's when he uses it to clean up after he's been pledging. I already like Gemini because I didn't have to tell him. He knew what them racing stripes were. you He knew that he got them.
02:05:15
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Yeah, everybody wants to make fun of my racing stripes. actually Actually, his whole beard is gray and the racing stripes are the black ones because he's been eating from behind.
02:05:27
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I've got a new shop in here.
02:05:31
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If you know, you know. A couple skid marks never hurt nobody. i don't know what my sora page is i don't know just put glick in there you might mind it i don't know i don't use it for anything other than just making random ass videos
02:05:52
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is chris safe for me to claim i haven't claimed anybody yet yeah chris is good peoples okay all right um you might he might send you a random receipt for you Oh, let me tell you something. Him is glizzy fest. He can keep that himself. You know, I'm about to make him. Everybody hates Chris. Sorry, Chris. I was going to work with you. Chris is good people. Chris is my boy. I mean, he's been around since I started streaming like way back on Periscope.
02:06:23
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oh he's one of those guys got you yeah yeah he's closeher he's kosher he's he's a he's an he's kosher that means a jewish wiener thank you for clarifying i tell you you're welcome you can't get none of this it's all about the wiener yes like no it's a jewish one you say good man you got yourself a nice little uh bar hold on second i got a big screen you real quick jim and i don't mind me there's no hennessy there for you though No, I don't. Okay, I know a little bit about Stag.
02:06:56
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Got you a nice little setup back there, bro. that's some Weller. The other stuff I keep hitting somewhere under a cabinet. so The good stuff, huh? I mean, yeah, it's some good stuff here. It's just it all can't fit. So I have other stuff um in the cabinet and I have what is hell house. When I went to total wine, took a picture with Leonard Skinner, you know i'm saying? So and got a bottle and all that. So that was cool. So, yeah, you know, it was good day. said total wine. You've got to be down south somewhere.
02:07:24
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Oh, yeah, definitely. Down south. Yeah, we in Florida. Yeah, that's what I say. we We got those down here. from so That's where I get my gluten free beer at. i did I'm so stoked because we're going down to Florida here in a few weeks. We're going down to Cape Coral. And I'm so excited because there's like two what two or three total wines right within like 10 minutes or something from the house. oh You're going to love it. you gonna we I used to live in Charleston down in South Carolina.
02:07:53
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And I'm from Ohio. I'm in Ohio now. And when I moved down to Charleston, the first time I went to Total Wine & More, I fell love. I fell love, bro. It's the Walmart of booze, right? Yeah, it And and the one that the one that was in Charleston, it had the wine, the beer, and the liquor store attached to it.
02:08:12
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So, and i love I love German and Belgium beer and stuff like that. They had everything there. They had everything there, right there ah in stock. I'm not a wine fan, but So I'm so excited because I don't i told my girlfriend, I said, when we go down there, um um we're going. And I'm not buying beer to drink while we're there. I'm buying beer but like i'm buying be to bring home because I can't get it anywhere. And the places that can get it for me, they'll order it, but it takes two, three weeks.
02:08:43
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you know And I know I can get it that total wine and more. i'm I'm so excited to be back down south so I can so i can go visit and get me some good good imported beer. Oh, definitely. Yeah. I hit them up and then ABC, which is a Florida thing. Yeah. We had a UC in South Carolina.
02:09:01
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Yeah. Yeah. It's Florida. ABCs. They have a lock on Weller. So certain three red dots. It'll vault. Yes. well I love it. So, yeah. i'm you know i'm now more of a booze head uh you know i used to be a a malt liquor guy that i mean who wasn't when they're like 16 and you had the um homeless guy you know it's like iish i'm gonna send you here here go two dollars and i was crazy enough to drink the natty ices back then 16 ounces right two for a buck you know i'm saying i'm me give you a buck you get your two i'm mad if i give you four bucks because it's me and my homies and we all need two
02:09:36
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And I will drink the bull ice, the OE, the Mad Dog, the Mickey. Mad Dog is so bad. It tastes like piss. But I drank the fuck out of that. Give me some strawberries. I was on all the bad stuff, you know. I didn't even say the other one.
02:09:56
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The OE was my jam back in the day. Oh, yeah. The Bull Heist and OE. Yeah, the OE. You get the 40 of the OE. That was my shit back in the day. Yeah. and val four in florida We just got courts, you know, we had we had the double douces up here in ohio And we don't sell grain, too. Like, they have certain rules. So we would go, like, because, you know, going up to school up there. So right across the county line, Georgia, that's where I can get some grain alcohol if we're trying to have a party and just go ahead and water this thing down. And then that's where I get the 40 ounces. I'm like, man. Where you at? Like Jacksonville or something?
02:10:37
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I'm close enough. I would give you enough. But once again, I haven't approved you yet. This can't be first 40 ounces. I'm going to blow up real quick. So here oh that's just odd because used to go to ABC and we got grain alcohol from there all the time.
02:10:51
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Yeah, but is it the, is it, this is 20 years ago. So what kind of grain um you get? Like but I'm talking about the true grain, like the hundred. It would literally, it would just say grain alcohol. That's all it was saying it.
02:11:03
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Grain alcohol. Well, I'm not in Jacksonville, so I don't know if it was that. But, yeah, I had to go there, and then that's when I had it. And they dared me to take half-cap sip. It was not that much. I'm like, it's a half-cap. Man, let me tell you, came out of my shirt and stuff. just started sweating. I was like, this is trash. I'm never doing that again. it down. But now I know they got ever clear, and that stuff's popular. We weren't all that. Yeah, no, no. We, yeah.
02:11:32
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I grew up making drinking moonshine. Was it in the glass? It was real moonshine in the mason jar. yes Thank you. thank you yeah okay You can't put it in plastic. It's going to eat through that. That's where you get your microplastics from. i have i have I have family members that were shiners that have passed down the... yeah I've got an uncle that makes some o He makes some shine. That is dangerous. My boy Arliss, Southern Outlaws band, he makes some shine.
02:12:05
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it's it's his delay He thought I was going to be afraid to drink some moonshine, and he handed me a jar of his, and i took a bit I didn't take a nip. i took a I took a swig out of it, and he said, oh, shit. I'll put hair on your nuts.
02:12:17
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Holy shit. I'm a Sasquatch, baby. We're not scared. Have you ever had red apple moonshine? Have you ever tried that? Like a home burrow of that?
02:12:32
Speaker
I haven't. and i be every say my uncle makes ah My uncle makes an apple pie moonshine. I've had peach. that tastes like your When you drink it it, tastes like you're taking a bite out of an apple a fresh-made apple pie.
02:12:47
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anyhow Granny's fresh-made apple pie. Yeah, but that's the dangerous part, right? I know. yeah Because you don't realize how potent it is, and you get fucked four ways from Friday. just i said pi actually my ex-wife has ah has a cousin.
02:13:04
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ah his his given name i right back on his birth certificate First name's Moon, middle name is Shine. it's moon His name is Moonshine. And that cat makes the tastiest fucking moonshine you'll ever drink.
02:13:21
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And it's him and I drank four jars together one night because it was so goddamn good. Did you go blind? but That was the thing with moonshine back in the day. It'd make you go blind.
02:13:32
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I mean, I do like i do like the Smoky Mountain moonshine, but it's not the same as real moonshine does. we We got stupid drunk. if We were down at her dad's house for hunting.
02:13:43
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Needless to say, we didn't do any hunting because... We didn't get up off the couch for three days. That makes sense. That makes sense. a standinging on that one it's a shanon name ah was It's a shame his name wasn't Moonshine Ho, like just have the Asian heritage. That would have been great. you know yeah it's like You get Moonshine and then it's like a regular name after that. So I'm hoping the last name was great as well. Like, yeah, Moonshine Ho. Like, yeah, love it. You got to complete the trilogy.
02:14:15
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I got no problem. It was Moonshine Maynard. Moonshine Maynard.
02:14:26
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and and and if you're And if you're familiar with Kentucky area, MoDaw, Pike County, that's that's my ex-wife's family in Pike County, Kentucky. there the The entire county, the entire area is all Maynard's.
02:14:41
Speaker
mainers is your main squeeze mainers and then like a duck or something man or duck no that's a mallard i got i got no problem with it out there because i got nothing i mean you know her her family name is cool and shit i got no hate towards my ex-wife she's and your duck real platypus that's what he's saying even more i get this goddamn record player out of my house
02:15:11
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You got any good records? If I'm making records? I got a good record. You have any good records. Go with it.
02:15:19
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Shaman, I'm in the studio all day, every day, son. Dang, he dropped a song on you. Ohio left the building. Well, Dad, where's where's your ah your your gold albums and your platinums? I don't like to show them off.
02:15:35
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I just like show off my championship belts. I don't like your show I don't like your show off. I mean, that's a lot.
02:15:46
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Well, fuck you. I got to go get beer. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Yeah, I like Lazy because Lazy, like, he has humility when he shows off. It's still there, so I don't let him trick me. But he he gives you a compliment and then starts to gloat. So, yeah. Okay, that is not true. When was the last time I did that?
02:16:08
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come on now you already did it three minutes ago you just don't remember that's what cocky people do they move on to the next thing moments crammed together okay you got to move on to the next one yeah oh he has this beer what kind of beer you drinking because i don't know if i should talk good about you anymore I mean, you can talk bad about it. You can talk bad about it. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Clint doesn't even know the shark's in the water right now. He doesn't even know. Yeah, you can talk bad about it.
02:16:46
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I don't i don't hate you tonight get into a pissing contest. i't We're going to use kid gloves tonight. this is a This is an appetizer, okay? Next time. Next motherfucking time. was a Budweiser guy for a long, long time. um But then I realized that I was getting older and Budweiser was kicking my ass.
02:17:10
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So plus I was also in the gym and trying to lose. Was it kicking your ass or what else was it doing to your ass? Or was it taking it? You know, it's questionable. went through a phase. The whole Budweiser thing went. All the things. All the things. Budweiser went through a phase. All the things happened. But I drink i drink other stuff from time to time. Like I said, there's a lot of lot of different beers out there that I like. A lot of different beverages that I like. But they really got Cody starting off with my man.
02:17:39
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javon evans but you know when budweiser comes with a free dildo at that time it was really real and not ah a deal though a dildo so when budweiser came i don't know i missed that i would still be drinking it wait what no he's got a whole room filled with them he It was like, yeah, when they took that route, there lot of problems, you know. So. Oh, yeah. Get rid of the deal. Kid Rock took him out back the woodshed and shot him. All I know is way back. He's drinking it again. So what was that? Way back. Way back. They course corrected. Everybody deserves a second chance. You got to course correct. Back when I was in high school and now I participated in and we all we're all of a certain age.
Wildlife Adventures and Masculinity Humor
02:18:30
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We all know about Boone's Farm, strawberry wine. We all know about the MD 2020. We've all been there. We've all made bad decisions in our lives. But I showed up in the 20s because i was i was a working guy, man.
02:18:47
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I drank Budweiser and Jack Daniels when all my friends were drinking Rock Gut, Old Bill Joaquin, naty na Natty light, fucking bush light. i I showed up with a case of Budweiser and a bottle of Jack Daniels. And they're like, no, no, no, no. I worked way too hard and way too long to be sharing this shit with you, poor bastard. Yeah.
02:19:12
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I love when we upgrade upgrade to bad beer. Like, terrible beer is like, look, I've made it to bad beer, and now you're going to go to Total Wine to get the best beer. Like, his face is going to this thing. So, yeah. 100%. I went from Red Dog to fucking Keystone Mote, and thought that was a big upgrade.
02:19:30
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I was like, I'm moving up in the world. I do hate that we don't have Total Wine in Ohio. I'm taking a whole-ass empty bag to Florida because I'm filling that bag out at Total Wine and More just to bring back home.
02:19:49
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And it's not even going to be like, it's not going to be like Saturday night. I'm going to slam all this beer in one Saturday night. No, those are going to be my sipping beverages. I'm going to have two or three of them. I'm going to make them bitches last.
02:20:01
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going to have couple of them. then I'm going to slam the Miller Lite. And then you're not flying, right? It's $500 on beer. I didn't spend anybody on vacation. I spent all my money in Total Wine and More What'd you do on vacation? I went to Total Wine and Morton.
02:20:28
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You're going to be a Florida man story. you know And I spent the rest of the time on the toilet because it fucking ruined my balance. They just had Florida man ah going on this weekend.
02:20:41
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yeah i a man contest For you guys down in Florida, we basically decided that either Ohio is either northern Florida or you guys are southern Ohio because we're one in the same.
02:20:56
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I mean, a lot of people from Ohio come to Florida. I know. Most of your fucked up news stories are either Ohio or Florida. Oh, dude, Florida man's stories are the best.
02:21:07
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And, yeah, it's Ohio. It involves a gator, too. Usually. i just watched what i just saw one on fucking Twitter the other day that this fucking Florida man brought a gator into a goddamn IHOP and tried to baptize it with sweet tea. I was like, what the goddamn hell?
02:21:26
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it was way Everyone gets baptized with sweet tea down here. I'm not judging it. I'm just saying. You guys need to send out a fucking email before you do it so everybody's prepared for it. Hold on one second.
02:21:43
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Holy fucking shit. Stand down, Dale. You are still alive, bro? What is up, man? Sorry. this ah This is an old-ass friend of mine. I didn't even know he was still around and kicking.
02:21:56
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What is up, bro? Glad you're alive, bro. Glad you're alive. What is up, man? So, yeah no yeah. Wasn't it just a couple years back that a porter man tried to, like, rob a Wendy's or something with a gator?
02:22:09
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What up, Wanda? Good to see you, girl. I don't know. It sounds about right. It's so many stories. That's what saying. It's hard to verify one. I think that legit happened. Somebody who's tried to rob a Wendy's.
02:22:22
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ah Wendy's or maybe maybe they were cloned like Jim Carrey was Stand down there. Hey, I miss you too, bro. How you doing? Might not even be your real friend. It might be a government plan just to get deets on the fucking Sasquatch community. Just like Erica Kirk.
02:22:40
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Look, the Sasquatch community, we don't do nothing. We just keep to ourselves. We mind our own business. That's why there's very few photos of guys. Maybe. you like to But then you like to knock on trees. so Yeah, maybe we eat the occasional hiker.
02:22:55
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that's Is that where knock on wood came from, from the Sasquatch community? Knock on wood because you live in. I can't confirm nor deny. ah can't confirm nor deny
02:23:06
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He's being coy. as as as As the president of the Sasquatch community? and rule away Wait, wait. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't let you be the president of the Sasquatch community. I'm pretty sure. reason you're on YouTube and talking to us is because you've been an outcast in that community. They kicked you out and then you came to the union. Just because I'm a domesticated Sasquatch doesn't mean that I'm still not. mess you're You're a race traitor. Okay.
02:23:35
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Am I an uncle, Tom? Whoa. Whoa. You called me a rake. Yep. Yeah, that's what I said. You took it in a whole different direction.
02:23:48
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oh I don't think you're anybody's uncle, okay? but but
02:23:56
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I think they just threw a small gator. Yeah, right I don't know. yeah It was something with a gator and a drive-thru window. I don't know if they tried to rob him, threw it through the window, something. But it happened in Florida. Thank you, MoDog. Well, they had the coupon tattooed on the Gator, so they just threw it in. Here's my coupon. I get a free small beverage with this. I get a free small beverage. Keep reusing the coupon.
02:24:21
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ah so So, okay, well, I'm throwing a gator through a window at Wendy's if I get a free frosty when I'm in Florida. Yeah, if you can find a gator in your area. I wish I had a gator up in Minnesota. that Well, I can find a gator when I'm in Florida. to Trust me.
02:24:33
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i upper cut i i I once uppercutted an alligator. Actually, you want to hear something funny? I think you dreamed about her being good luck. Nope. i should Florida guys, do you know that alligators can climb?
02:24:50
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yeah Yes. You've seen the videos of them climbing a fence, right? Ohio guy did. They jump fences and everything. Yeah, all day long. Ohio guy did not know that. And I moved to Charleston, South Carolina, and and there was a pond in my backyard. That's the real thing?
02:25:05
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I always admired those dinosaurs. Don't look up the video. Okay, that's... That's fucking... yeah okay that reminds me of when on jurassic park when they the raptors learned to open doors that's fucking so what the hell always i always just watched and and admired the dinosaurs that lived in the pond in yard yeah i thought they were cool i'm an ohio guy we don't have alligators in fucking ohio so one night i'm walking out i like
02:25:37
Speaker
I walk out my my back door to my patio, and i may or may not have been drinking a few. And as I walk out, like ah just out of my peripheral, I see like something with its head over my my fence. Mind you, I've got an eight-foot privacy fence.
02:25:54
Speaker
And just out of reaction, I go, boom! And it wasn't it wasn't until I hit it that I realized it was a gator. And then my neighbor beside me sticks his head out the window. And he's like, yo, Glick, I got that all on camera, bro.
02:26:10
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but will i did risk I need to see that video. Like, ace that. I'll message him and see if he still has it. i mean Yeah, you got it. I don't think I'll ever talk to you again if I don't see you up. we're cutting a guy I'll message him and see if he still has it. I'll see if I can get a hold of you.
02:26:28
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it So then the next day, I'm freaking out because I had no idea that alligators could fucking climb. So the next day I'm freaking out because I got little I'm fighting out about it now.
02:26:39
Speaker
Thank God they can't live in my climate because during winter they're freezed to that. i'm thinking I'm thinking my kids are safe in the backyard. I got an eight-foot privacy bench. You know what i mean? And so then I spend my entire next day watching YouTube videos of alligators climbing trees, snatching leopards out of trees and eating them in the tree.
02:27:02
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or cry had no idea that was a thing. Yeah, or crocodiles in Australia chasing monkeys up a fucking tree and eating them. And I'm like, well, my whole perspective of alligators is- I feel like they're breaking the rules. Like, if you're a predator, if you catch them on land, good. You don't have the right to go into their fucking neighborhood. Did you also know that alligators and crocodiles can run like 40 miles an hour?
02:27:26
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I knew they could do that. That's why they tell you the zigzag, right? Because they don't have agility. Yeah. I that's why they invented the NFL, just so you could... Yeah, you can zig and zag on a gator and fuck them up. You can snap their ankles real easy, but nonetheless, like... And they don't have vision like that, too, so you got to kind of trick them. Like, you know, they're not looking straight ahead like that, ah you know? So there's ways, but do I want to test it? No.
02:27:52
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Yeah, you are the ultimate apex predator as an alligator or a crocodile. Well, like... well They've been around for hundreds of millions of years. they forgotten They stayed the same. Everything else evolved to be better or whatever, but they're already the fucking top shelf shit. they can just know We're not going to evolve. We're already as good as we're going to get.
02:28:14
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You know i mean what mean? They didn't go extinct. They just kept being awesome. I think alligators are like the only animal without a pineal gland. i don't know what that gland does and I don't give a shit. just idiots ahh They eat face. That's all you need to know.
02:28:30
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they will eat your face and all you need to know Isn't the penile gland help you grow? Why am I not penile? I mean, well I think it's to lot of that's a Freudian slip right there. you know i think I believe it does assist in helping regulate some hormones and stuff like that as well. But it's also, I believe, I don't think it has all those glands either. See in your dreams and stuff like that. That's your pineal gland.
02:28:59
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I also know that alligators are ornery because they got too many chompers. They got too many teeth. That is a lot of teeth. That's what mama said. you know i mean, I charge with layers of teeth.
02:29:14
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but they're not jumping out the water i guess that's the whole thing about it right it's just like look at the sound yeah im you know what that's so it produces yeah so it produces melatonin and it something else right so then when the sun rises people bring that up because they say us african americanus have more of that because ah of other things it produces but go ahead i'm listening to you um so look i meanland When the sun comes up, it produces one thing to help you you know be awake and do all that. and then as the sun goes down, it'll start producing the melatonin to help you relax and go to bed.
02:29:53
Speaker
That's part of it. Is what of I lack amount of that I not melanin my time is it not melanin melanin is what bad gemminina has an excessive amount of i lack any amount of that okay no it's not excessive it's moderate just remember wesley's not still exist and so but your level to my level is excessive because like i don't know where where to go where'd it go there needs there's darker depths that you got my like michael own michael blackson like michael blackson like that's elite that's a you hear me melanin like yeah haven't upgraded to that right now we we see him as
02:30:38
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Stan said, I wish I had too many teeth. Stan might be from Florida, but his mouth's from West Virginia. That's unfortunate. Yeah. the Target. He's from the big bend in Florida. as Looks like a retired hockey player. Had to play hockey a day in his life, man. Shout out to him, man. Teeth. Yeah. They're decorating. Stan in and we'll be down in Cape Coral to get the end of March, brother.
02:31:04
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Bless your heart. Everybody trying to... be yeah You only need teeth if you want to chew. you know and Just put that shit in the hole. Shaman just swallows, so he doesn't need teeth.
02:31:16
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Yeah, he does.
02:31:19
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That's why the Glick Shaman OnlyFans is making way more money than... Whoa! Whoa! I'm out of here. Fuck you, Glick. Fuck you, Glick.
02:31:31
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You doing the face rodeo. That's why you the hot guy like that. Like this man. He's like, go ahead. of this here is soft. No, no, no. This is off limits. This is for the ladies only.
02:31:42
Speaker
Yeah, i can't. I can't. I'm not growing like that, man. we We semi just regular. But yeah, you out here face rodeo, whole marathon. The bearded one. The bearded one. Hey, man. That's hilarious. I have, you know, look.
02:31:58
Speaker
I just, I can't. I just woke up and it was there. Now I just keep it, man. I reached my full Sasquatchian potential and now it's just there. I tried to donate some to Jedi. He ain't having it.
02:32:09
Speaker
Did you already that? He doesn't need it. him with gray we don't need that don't need him looking like a reformed attic you know what i'm saying i need you to that would have me looking like the new jim carrey okay i'm only going to give him the dark i don't want to give him the grace we're just going give him the dark no teeth no bacon no good dang dumb son a little bit i can grow is gray and that's how want to keep it wait wait wait are you saying
02:32:39
Speaker
Stan, are you and you out here giving gum jobs now? Because, you know, I can start a third page. Or Jedi, you want to expand our page? Oh, you're already cheating i me, aren't you?
02:32:54
Speaker
We got to go. You gummy bear. We got to go. there This Navy has been unlocked. I'm ready now. i'm at walmart wait we're shop wait we're in walmart i you for that gemino what was what was that that was good are you are you working are you shopping he's shopping oh damn no he was like a greener or something there That's terrible. Like, if you get in your face, road, and you burp in a hoo-ha like that, I don't even know. That's like a science project. Just let me know what happens. Okay. You know, it starts as a queef, or it starts as a burp, you burp into a queef, and it queefs back out. Yeah, I don't know if you insert the queef, if that counts. I'm not sure if you're allowed to insert a queef. No, no, no, no, Let me put y'all gentlemen on to something.
02:33:41
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If you're down there eating at the buffet, and you go ahead and let one of them... roll out when you do it. It rattles everything, man. It it intensifies. like guys always want to Guys always want to talk about like ah the Broncon Bull. you know you you you We're to invoke some physics here, though. There's going to be an opposite but equal reaction, so you burp into is's gonna bur yeah to it it's It's going to put them on a whole ass another level. You're to be the man at the end of the day. She ain't never going leave.
02:34:18
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She never going to leave. yes I'm just saying take this barley and yeast right now. just just like But Glick, they all leave.
02:34:30
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This is true. I believe what you're telling me is don't do that because then I can't get rid of them. Thank you for letting me well if you if you want to do if you know that. Well, yeah I blame my little wiener for the fact that they always leave. Yeah.
02:34:47
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keep the beard you got at least you something has to be long right pause keep the beard like the way bad this is keep beard like you got something like yeah beard is inches like
02:35:09
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twelve twelve and fear two inch dig
02:35:13
Speaker
Hey, when you average it out, baby, it's a five-to-one ratio. still a foot, baby. It's still a foot altogether. It's almost seven, though. Take the average. She said, give me 12 inches. You got to combine your ass heads into one measurement. She said, give me 12 inches to make it hurt. So I gave it to her six times and punched her in the jaw.
02:35:34
Speaker
I'm kidding. It's the boxer. You know the short. He's on the little box. I have the tiger. It's the punch of the... I don't know. She got two inches six times and now jaw's wired shut. I don't know what her problem is. Look, at that point, you're forced to be a jackrabbit as a guy. That's just a terrible ratio. Look, you should have a never-stopping motor. Baby, I know you don't feel it, so I'm going to try tens of times as hard as the next guy. You better have some fucking techniques, you know?
02:36:09
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to tie a vacuum cleaner to my behind, and then we're going to get this vibration going. I'm to need a G code or something. Vibrations. He's going have a Bluetooth speaker on the end of his dick. He's going to mark on that shit.
02:36:25
Speaker
but you gotta use all as chub said in happy gilmore it's all in the hips baby it's all in the hips look i'm gonna get a buffer machine and tie both of us to it baby like let's just go ahead
02:36:39
Speaker
I'm doing all I can. I'm doing the best I can, right? What do you want from me? Look at these floors. They look real clean. It's just like, yeah. Look at these jobs. Yeah, that day, you got to do what you can. You know, everybody is not you, man, with a 12-inch beard, Glick.
02:37:00
Speaker
So, yeah. So... yeah i I couldn't grow my beard out like that, so I had to grow my dick. That was unfortunate. Once again, everybody has to balance it. That's his short comment. You know what, Shaman? I'd rather grow my dick than my beard.
02:37:19
Speaker
but i mean to each their right yeah tell that your dick okay you got you guys reverse roles i need y'all to fix this the grass is always greener you know the beard's always great on the side you know look and i i know we're in bad territory with all this uh know i'm saying lower or region talk but i wouldn't rather grow mine because i'm a guy i'm going to mess it up because after 16 when i should have stopped at probably 10 You know, that's what gets us, guys. Like, you know what? Let's keep growing it. Let's see what it looks like at 15 feet. Why? Because we could do that as a guy. Like, it's like, you know what? I'm good on that. Like, no.
02:38:00
Speaker
Don't give us that. i I had it growing out for a while. But, like, I like to sleep on one side, and then that would make the beard different. And it didn't matter what I did. It would always...
02:38:12
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you know, be different on one side. So that just pissed me off. Now I don't sleep on my side, but I don't want to grow my beard out anymore. So yeah, I don't know.
02:38:23
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That's his beard talk. I had the little bees like he's not a side sleeper. You know, as long as you're not a diddy sleeper, because it's only two positions left at that, you'll be okay. You know what saying?
02:38:34
Speaker
I sleep on my back. He's like, well, I don't think Diddy didn't care anyway. He's like, hey, we trying. There's a hole on every side. We're going to get something. Exactly.
02:38:47
Speaker
He does not care. He's like, hey, matter of fact, I see a a keyhole to your door. I'm going to jimmy that boy and still get Any hole is not off the limit. He's got the goddamn skeleton the key. It'll open anything. I mean, he he brought the he brought the the the baby oil. Everything's slippery at that point. Hey, you know, he literally was a whole problem. Yeah, you know, just people spell it differently with him. Exactly.
02:39:17
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Oh, man, I'm boozing. Y'all got me back out of retirement. I'm drinking good. I'm here. lazy I'm so glad you're back out of retirement. I ain't seen you in a goddamn minute since you almost burned it down.
02:39:28
Speaker
But this the first time, you know, it's crazy that on a random time, because how many times do you said you have to get me on your show and then randomly it's like, yeah, you my book last thing actually what I about to say you need to come on the show, bro.
02:39:41
Speaker
I'm a little pissed off that you didn't come up by last night. you You came out of retirement a day late. Okay. Don't get me wrong. I hang out on the Nonsense Colette Network every Saturday. It's a great show. I love Glick. I'm hanging out here. We have a great time.
02:39:53
Speaker
But you should have came and hung out last night, bro. That would have been so much fun. look I'm going to make it. You know, it's just
Reconnections, Racism Humor, and Local Pride
02:40:00
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now I'm bad i getting my reps up, man. Look, we we we just in the trenches right now. So here I am being – actually, I'm being civil because Lazy knows I can go crazy. This is like – Oh, yeah.
02:40:13
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um um but he knows but You know, a lot of people don't know Bad Gemini. Me and you, when we met up when we first met, we were pretty standoff standoffish with each other. We fucking went at it. And then yeah we realized we both fucking think each other's funny. So we we were like, we're having fun. Let's fucking do this. That's that's how it turned out to be.
02:40:33
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Because, yeah, the first time we fucking met, it was not pretty. Yeah. you know look it was cool actually it might have been the third time because the first couple of times we were feeling each other we just we on somebody else's show ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it hit and then about the third time was like hold on and i'm laughing because i'm like jedi look i know you're funny i'm not here to beef with you i'm not trying to be the man so to speak i'm like you got it i'm a regular guy and he's like you know what He's an outlier.
02:41:02
Speaker
He doesn't know what real funny is, even though he's naturally funny. Yeah, we could rock with him. I'm like, dang, that's what it took. You know I'm saying? I'm like, maybe need to practice like the rest of you guys, you know? So, but yeah, that's how that happened. But I was like, look, I'm not taking away anything from you. You got skills. You always keep a notepad. I know he has one somewhere around there. And the privilege and the blessing about being that white is when you don't have a notepad, you can always write on your face. Exactly. Or my arms, or my chest, or my fucking thighs. I can write anywhere because it's going to show up. I don't even care if I write. I can write with a goddamn white crayon and it's going to show up. Hey, Lazy, he said your white privileges you can write on your face. You got fucking ripped off.
02:41:50
Speaker
You fucking got ripped off. Other people got like, you know, property and shit. You got a fucking face you could write on. Yeah, i like this man is doing a big thing. It comes in handy. It comes in handy. Yeah.
02:42:03
Speaker
You know when you need that million dollar code, was like the nuclear codes. The rest of was stuck trying to look for stuff. He's like, you know, I'm going to get this rock out of the sand, and wet it with this mud, and let it dry in the sun. Pull the fuck out. We're going to be good. it's It's like the Old Testament. is fucking on that the The Ten Commandments is on them tablets. Bro, you can write the Old Testament on your face. That's all you gotta I can write it anywhere on my body, shaman, because I'm that fucking white.
02:42:34
Speaker
Hey, man. laz Lazy Papyrus Jedi. We got you, man. you don't get this name Ancient Egyptian Scrolls. You are the guy. No. Okay.
02:42:45
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For real, Bad Gemini, I'm glad you had her. It's always a funny ass dream when you're involved. Man, I'm just having fun with y'all, man. I just, you know, I don't even know what's what's happening. like And what's funny is I hadn't drinking that much booze since then. After that time, I had like one drink. It was like a 40-day But now, oh, I got my sippy cup and we acting up. So, yeah, we back. But you know what?
02:43:15
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but you know The only reason I endorse this is because there's no fires anywhere fucking near you, bro. You know what, Jedi? we we Jedi, we are great influences. ah You shared this on your stream.
02:43:28
Speaker
We brought Gemini back. He's back on his bullshit. He's back in the YouTube streets. My man, stand down there, dropping the TFS. Geminis back. Rollback TFS in the building.
02:43:43
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You can always write on your face, honky. That's basically what Geminis is. By the way, honky is one of my favorite words, so please don't don't censor yourself. Don't take honky away from us. I love being called a honky.
02:43:59
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right is my favorite word You know, where you know what you know, you know where honky came from? You didn't come from Tonky. Go ahead. you you where that that yeah You know where the slur honky came from? ah dont huky dog No, not a honky.
02:44:20
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Back in the day, white people would pull up to get We'll say, get people. I got to tread lightly on the on the social medias.
02:44:30
Speaker
And they would not get out of their car and go knock on the door like a normal person. So they would honk their horn. So they would come out. Do you know what? Okay. So I'm not saying that's not true, but there's multiple versions of where it came from. Either way, they're all bullshit because white people, racism is funny because we didn't really get impressed. So it's a non-fucking issue. You know what i mean? Like, honky cracker like all that shit it's like the funniest shit ever it doesn't offend any of us because and we didn't go through shit that way that's just like how you're like well racism is funny because i'm white is basically what you said right white racism is funny because it's non-existent for the most part like you got these terms honky cracker whatever but like
02:45:20
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If anybody, I don't think would you be pissed off? I don't think real. I don't think any, i don't, i don't think any racism is actually funny, but making fun of racism is funny.
02:45:33
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Yeah. Yeah. But the thing is, if yeah the thing is, if you, Shaman, we don't know your race. Shaman is Asian, so I don't like to put that out there. don't mean the Christian level, but some of the first slaves were white.
02:45:50
Speaker
Read the Bible. I know. No, most of humanity was had slavery from every country. We're bringing the microscope into America, but either way If i and like america that general like called me a ho aircracker i would not be a offend yeah like this is trust if i if i said towards him, it would be a whole different story because it's not yeah if we're if we're just talking if we're just talking american history yeah you're one hundred percent right This is the best first 48 between Glick and Jedi. You just hear them talking. It's like, I'm waiting for them to lawyer up. It's a lot of fumbling going here. Like, we're going to make it. He texts me all time. He's like, you need to pay off social media because you're going to have to pay me a lot of money. yeah
02:46:38
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He tells me that all the time. I do tell him. I'm like, Jedi, I'm trying to i'm trying to buy my 8th mansion and my 12th yacht, and you keep saying crazy shit on the internet. He has a TV in each of his mansions. Only one TV per man. How the am I going to have a Glavy if you keep saying crazy shit on the internet?
02:46:57
Speaker
but I can't help it. Dare I say, give them enough rope to hang themselves. but who Whoa. Whoa. We've touched every level of this topic. a any mary Any married dude is a slave. Okay. That's the truest thing I've heard all fucking night. Any married dude is a slave.
02:47:25
Speaker
yeah man dude is a slaver car and ah um um' the voice twice I'm twice. I'm free at last. so Free at last. Free at last. You got to stay right, Tommy.
02:47:41
Speaker
Come on. I bonded out. less Free at last. Free at last. Look, I learned my lesson in the first time. I won't ever be divorced again.
02:47:53
Speaker
I have a dream of waking up alone. You can't cut your beard, though. That's the whole thing. So even though you're not married again, you you got a contract. So, yeah, you're married to that beard, bro. That's OK. That's what he lost in the divorce. He lost his beard in the divorce. He took that.
02:48:15
Speaker
and If Glick were to shave his beard, I'd have nowhere to sleep. on that I lost custody of my kids. I got to keep the beard in the divorce. Fuck them kids. it out like a is a Good trade. good trade good trade oh Anybody? Right on. ah feel like I feel like I have to have to be on the trigger finger for this one.
02:48:39
Speaker
Kamakara. Anybody know who Kamakara is? oo I just came out of retirement. Dr. Phil Joyce, you know what I do.
02:48:50
Speaker
I'm at Home Depot on New Year's Eve with this guy. Now, let me help you here. What kind of life must you have? Your life must absolutely suck. You must be married, got you a couple kids, and you're working hard.
02:49:09
Speaker
And God. New Year's Eve was like three months ago. Yeah, that was... I think that they kind of rope you in and then they hit you with the porn bomb. I knocked them out before they hit me with the porn bomb.
02:49:23
Speaker
Yeah, no, that was good. They have the whole... mean, I feel a little ripped off because normally I get to see at least a flash or something. Yeah, Shaman's really... Shaman, I'll send you something later your if you...
02:49:39
Speaker
You know what? He can subscribe to our page if he wants to fucking... because guys know with him You know what? you You're right. You're right, Jedi. This cheap, faceless motherfucker. she you Hey, well, check this out. If I if i subscribe to it, thank you for We'll give you the family discount.
02:49:57
Speaker
We'll give you a shaman maybe you the family we'll give you the family discount. if you put in what's what's the promo code again jena
02:50:07
Speaker
ah Just put that all on him because i couldn't basic I'm not I'm not quick on my feet cuz I'm sitting down yeah
02:50:18
Speaker
Teddy Vinny who vouches for Teddy Well
02:50:22
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dig it in the cheeks the same
02:50:30
Speaker
bad
02:50:35
Speaker
well That's what happened my house. And I'll never be famous ever again.
02:50:46
Speaker
I'm going go ahead and get rid of the weepy voice killer. All righty then. This is getting really sexy up in here. wow You guys are Florida. cause As you know, the weepy voice killer.
02:50:57
Speaker
Weepy voice killer. don't know what's going on, but i like him. Oh, wow. It is. You know what, Jedi? Jedi.
02:51:07
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yeah i forget On our show, we don't really get that many weirdos that pop up back stream. That's kind of funny. You get so many. um Stan, Kevin,
02:51:21
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Kevin, Holly and I never lost connection, to be honest with you. We just, he's doing his thing, I'm doing my thing, but we talk all we we talk from time to time. um They sword fight once in a while.
02:51:34
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Yeah, we sword fight. yeah Not very big swords, because as we discussed earlier. They're more dagger fights. It's more like a knife. It's a knife fight. its It's like a toothpi right come i toothpick fight.
02:51:47
Speaker
Plus, Kevin Hawley loves Nickelback, so i I don't know really how I feel about Kevin Hawley. I think that's fine. It's fine to like Nickelback. But, yeah, i would I would love to reconnect with the my forty my Florida family. Y'all kind of dropped off the face of the planet, man.
02:52:09
Speaker
I know where y'all went to. i know I had a whole-ass, big-ass Florida family. What the fuck is everybody in Florida for? went into Tampa some odd years back, and I was like a fucking rock star down there, and I'm like,
02:52:27
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yeah Y'all are way more talented and way more popular than I am, but they treated me like a fucking rock star. Shout out to my Tampa family. Tampa's kind of become like a second home.
02:52:39
Speaker
hey Shaman. you or What up, E-Board? Whoever visits your area, make sure to treat him like shit. We don't want his ego getting out of control again. I wish I'd have had my championship belt. how we got We have a reputation to to you know uphold around here.
02:52:54
Speaker
We can't be treated so good. um oh yeah i go down If I moved to Florida, i'd be I'd become the king of the Florida man. I'd be like king of Florida. Shaman, what do you got to say about that?
02:53:04
Speaker
yeah What do you got to say about that, Shaman, with your chihuahua that identifies people? you know You didn't hear it tonight. um green It's funny. I muted it as like i muted my my thing as I came in, and then she barely made any noise.
02:53:21
Speaker
Like the first day. You know what, Shaman, if Glick comes down there, he's going to be promoted to co-host of the show, and then I don't know you're going to do with rest your life, but it's going to be the Glick and Lazy Show.
02:53:37
Speaker
I mean, I'll just go your ass, and I'll take the show back.
02:53:43
Speaker
Well, if you have home... count advantage, you got to make sure Glick doesn't win. RIP to the box of dicks. They are to dump in Charleston, South Carolina.
02:53:57
Speaker
my My ex-wife used to do pure romance parties. and it This goes back to my my Periscope days. Is that where you did the play? She did the parties. Yeah. Okay. we Carry on. i was I was live on Periscope one night, and my and I always did my Periscopes in in my garage.
02:54:19
Speaker
I was like, I got like two ass totes full of dicks behind me, and nobody believed me. So Periscope being a Twitter thing, it was a Wild West. You could do whatever you wanted on Periscope.
02:54:30
Speaker
so I thought Periscope was like the pre-Grinder thing. No, dude. No, not Grindr. It was Twitter, man. It was Wild West. Gemini knows what I'm talking about. so You had a box of dicks behind you.
02:54:45
Speaker
i mean... It was leg I don't know how you're going to... Look, let me tell you something. um Periscope, because the good thing is it's like going to the dark web of social media.
02:54:56
Speaker
Like that's what it pretty much was. This is before all this front stream. You had to go behind the scenes to jump on the right. You get the app. That's the only way. You're not doing it online like that. You could. But you're going on. You're going to get in the app.
02:55:10
Speaker
You log on. People run their camera, have a topic and going nuts, man. And that thing got wiped out because they weren't ready. They were ahead of the game. But That's when you first married and divorced your wife in the first night. I remember that. It was a great one. yeah like because I'm not saying it's accurate, but it's mostly true because I believe it. It was a great night.
02:55:31
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I was laying in bed one night. and That's good enough for me. That's good enough for me. And by bed, I mean my garage. You're just not in bed periscope. I got an invite to watch somebody who who was a... They watched all my periscopes. They were cool as fuck. And they went live. And I'm like, yeah, let me jump in here. and and Did she go private mode for you?
02:55:54
Speaker
No, it wasn't private. And this was a dude. I was like, let me let me jump in there and show my guy some love. Right? I clicked on that shit and jumped in. And it was him just taking his wife to fucking pound town.
02:56:07
Speaker
I was like intrigued and confused at the same time. Yeah. Were you an NFL coach on the sidelines giving him tips? Like, no, no, faster. Wait, slow down.
02:56:20
Speaker
Speed it up there. I'm not going to say I did or didn't watch. I can neither. We need the better angles. Watch the angles. Did you? give to He was entertainliced obviously gave you a link because he wanted fucking Yeah, but that was that was that was my that was my first like introduction percycl can go wild west Yeah, it was the Wild West. But yeah, no. So so I had two totes full of dildos behind me in my garage. And I was talking about it one night. Stan knows he was in there. And nobody believed me. So I just fucking grabbed the tote down and just started pulling fucking dildos out. He just sat down on all of them.
02:56:59
Speaker
and What's the dilly doe? All the way down. All the way down. Throwback, 1990s. All the way down. yeah All the way. Throwback, what's the dilly, though? What's the dilly, though? What's the dilly, though? What's the dilly, though?
02:57:16
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ah Yeah, yeah. There was a, there was a, even, uh, you know, 17 years ago, back when, uh, AI was not non-existent and, uh, the bad memes, but Brown, I was, and you, yeah, the, the, the bad memes, there was a lot of bad memes with me and dildos in my hands. Sure. To your brother.
02:57:39
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cheers look i'm gonna have to disappear because you know how it is lazy jello i understand this when you coming out of retirement um oh you ain't built for them yeah you gotta have to go well i'm listening to this but i have to meander after me and you're going to be in somebody else and then me under back we still got uh oh we still got three hours the we still do y'all in earlier y'all be up late because my wife's gonna come home and be mad so i i like that because it's wonderful i said look i've been retired so i'm gonna wake up everybody's being woken up you know what i'm saying and if you wake the wrong thing up i'm gonna have to take an intermission and come back you know saying all ramped up but that's whole nother story yeah yeah tmi but anyway so when we come back to this here yes i'm i got to hit these streets to show some love but
02:58:30
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I don't know what time you shut down, but a hey, don't don't don't tease me. We'll be back.
02:58:38
Speaker
Bad Gemini. I might see you on another show later. Who knows? Who the fuck knows? You might not. I know. You know what's funny? You've sam myra you you never retired, but now you retire from what you're normally doing. You be out in these streets. I'm like, okay, I see Lazy. Shout out. He chills with racists. He chills with haters. He chills with ah you know low self-esteem people. I haven't named one positive group yet. I'm going to get there eventually, but the point is- I'm trying to elevate them all. I'm trying to elevate all of them. I'm going to elevate them.
02:59:08
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I showing a nice positive i hangover gangs out with showman and that's positive oh man you know what on that note i'm gone but i'm not really gone because i like to lurk um and shout out to to privilege it doesn't have to have a color because i want part of it too if i give you all the white privilege i don't have a color either i'm not even white i'm transparent that's not a color so thank you yeah but no you're not a transparent you know that's a special dimmer
02:59:39
Speaker
james very He's got a singer on the way out. Motherfucker's got singer on the way out. Hey, bro. You're welcome to the Lazy Shaman show any time, bro. For real. You need to come hang out with us sometime.
02:59:56
Speaker
Fridays. oh you remember You know I don't mind. Fridays, I got you. Hell yeah, bro. Cheers. it That's what's up. All right. I guess we just took over this channel, huh? This is the Lazy and Shaman show just on Saturday on somebody else's network.
03:00:14
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Okay, so what were some of the things we didn't get to last night, Shaman? We had a whole list and then we got distracted. Well, i can't I can't bring shit up now, but we were talking about the that Vince McMahon thing.
03:00:28
Speaker
I saw most of the video, or at least the beginning of it. like What do you got? He's lucky he didn't die. He was like fucking... He ran right into the back of that car.
03:00:41
Speaker
Yeah, dude. That's crazy.
03:00:46
Speaker
Goddamn wrestling fans like Glick, and they think you they probably think it's okay for him to do that. They don't think people have personal accountability. He got off of a $1,000 fine and he has to take a class on personal responsibility or some bullshit.
03:01:05
Speaker
How nice is that? Yeah, that'd be great. I wish I was a billionaire so i could just be like, here's $1,000. Please don't fucking can put me in jail. Anybody else, anybody else would be in fucking jail for that.
03:01:18
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That's like attempted vehicular manus homicide. man men what do you What do you call it? Manslaughter. Manslaughter. That's the word I couldn't get out.
03:01:31
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There we go. Thank you, Sean. See, that's why you're the best co-host ever. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. But yeah, that's literally, there's no way you're getting off for a $1,000 fine and not doing any jail time for that kind of behavior.
03:01:45
Speaker
Unless you're a billionaire, the rules don't apply. Nobody gives a fuck. Yeah, no, you get to get away with whatever. When you can do this with $100 bills and just do that until you fucking get arthritis, then you can get away with anything.
03:02:04
Speaker
lost my vape. Oh, it's in my pocket.
03:02:09
Speaker
i a eight I'm really happy that you found your rape.
03:02:18
Speaker
I gotta walk the dog. yeah no that That used to be a move. with yeah do you remember do you remember? Did you ever do yo-yos as a kid? That used to be... Yeah, yeah I could walk the dog. You do it and you let it like kind of bounce on the ground for a minute and then you bring it back up before it fucks up everything.
03:02:39
Speaker
Yo-yo is kind of fun at the same time. I can make it sleep, too. This is not the Lazy Shaman Show. This is nonsensical nonsense. My internet just said... The Lazy Shaman Show?
03:02:51
Speaker
The Lazy Shaman Show? Hey, Glick, put me back in the top left. We already claimed the show, so you can go to bed. We got it. Hey, Glick. Hey, Glick, Hey, Glick, welcome to the Lazy Shaman Show, bro. Thanks for showing up. We appreciate you.
03:03:07
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nice
03:03:10
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ah just yeah there we go i'm I'm at the bottom. I'm just a guest. I'm nobody important. What's going on? you're You're interrupting the conversation we had. first what what brings you What brings you in tonight, Luke?
03:03:22
Speaker
yeah it's oh you know i was I was just going through YouTube and I seen you guys and I was like, you know this faceless guy seems really cool and You know, I haven't done my charity work for the year so far So I seen them make a wish kid with you and I was like, you know what? i should I should probably come up here and hang out with you guys and anybody wish was that you wouldn't come back my wish was that you wouldn't come back so you kind of fucked that up Oh, all right. Right in my feels, Jed. I'm just kidding.
03:03:57
Speaker
We do. We do. But you told me about the Glick and Shaman OnlyFans. I didn't know anything about that. I feel like you... I mean, it's not the first time we've talked about it. It's not the first we've talked about it. We've talked about it. Maybe not the first time and Shaman talked You never told me. I had no idea. I told you. We've talked about it. It's the first time he's been sober enough to remember it. Oh, wait, wait. No, no. You don't... oh damn it shaman okay so he probably waited until i fell asleep and he whispered it on my face right in the mirror that shaman i have a page too you know what i mean and then he says like that's my confession this is my confession it's so cute it's so cute i need usher i need usher
03:04:45
Speaker
Anybody in the chat, there's a link pinned. I also just dropped the link again if you see it. He also just dropped the link. That's why was gone for so long. I dropped it. I dropped it. If you come up on panel, there's a chance you might get pink eye.
03:05:00
Speaker
just Yeah, you can come up on panel with us and hang out. All got to do is click that link. ah You're all welcome. It's like Hollywood squares. Are you all moving around? two click Oh, shit! Tom Arnold!
03:05:15
Speaker
Tom Arnold! What's going on? Sooooon! My girl's a Redskins fan, brother.
03:05:23
Speaker
Is he a douche? He is. holy like no thoughts by tom He doesn't know about normal human interactions. It's fine. I don't want pink eye. Don't worry. Don't worry.
03:05:35
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we Before you come in. close your eyes while you click the link. Line up your mouse on the phone. Close your eyes. Click it. And say there's no place like home. Yeah, when you come in and you fight Blake, it's an automatic pink eye vaccination.
03:05:50
Speaker
You're safe. Nope. No, he doesn't even have vaccination. You know what? First and foremost, I was going to shout out to my man, Tom Arnold. but He's an OG, and I know he's a Washington Redskins fan. Is he the one that was married to Roseanne? that the Yeah, timer that's Tom Arnold. Yes.
03:06:11
Speaker
You didn't know I was friends with Tom Arnold? I didn't know that. I didn't know. but now Did you unplug it? I mean, you didn't know that if you subscribed to the lazy or the shaman.
03:06:26
Speaker
quick thank you legally No, you can unplug it from the back.
03:06:31
Speaker
I'll get it. I'll do it. Are you getting some snackies? Yeah. Are you high? Yeah.
03:06:48
Speaker
You guys don't have to go quiet just because I'm not here.
03:06:54
Speaker
Well, we don't want to be rude and make you think we're taking over your show or anything. know I thought you guys already did. Yeah, we did. We give it back, though, because that's our charity.
03:07:08
Speaker
You know what, Shaman? I appreciate you. i appreciate I appreciate you appreciating me. je like jedi might Jedi might not appreciate you, but I appreciate you, bro.
03:07:19
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He doesn't. He doesn't appreciate me enough. Jedi might treat you like ah like a second wheel, like like like a bitch-ass co-host, but you know what? I like to think of you not as a co-host on Saturday nights, as like a like a shared host on Saturday nights when you come up here. like like we're like We're like the yin to each other's... I'm yin and you're yang, if that's okay.
03:07:47
Speaker
You can be yin, I'll be yang. Either one. you know You can swap. It doesn't matter. couple P's in a pot. He's my co-host. you know yeah you're you're You're the Shaw to my Glick.
03:08:02
Speaker
And together, we're Shaw Glick. Dude, that sounds like a sweet-ass fucking like early 90s R&B slow jams. Shaw Glick.
03:08:15
Speaker
You're listening to that. You're like... cool and you're like You're listening cool 104.7 and we got the newest song from sea lick coming up for you right now.
03:08:29
Speaker
I don't know. I like it. I'm good. I'm going to go to AI. create Dude, we've already, we've already got, I mean, we've already got, uh,
03:08:44
Speaker
It could be Crackoon and what's his name? Cocaine Bear. We've already got the Meth Squatch and the Crackoon versus Cocaine Bear. Yeah, and Meth Squatch and Crackoon, man. Why not have Sha Glick on the on them sick R&B beats?
03:09:04
Speaker
Right, we could mix it up. We could do some boy band shit. No, man, like Like casey and shojo I've seen you pop up and before you before your camera came on I was like, oh shit. This is my smoke an friend of mine.
03:09:37
Speaker
um and i was like and it was like Jesus Christ there's a goddamn pirate that's not smoke did wrong one that's a fucking pirate the smoke I know is black and from New York Smokey Smokey I think he's from New York as well he always goes by that Jr uh New York Smokey I just How many packs of cigarettes a day? They just were like, hey, smoke. Because I just come out of my car after smoke break or the truck.
03:10:12
Speaker
always have a cloud of smoke come out. Oh, yeah. Dude, I got to ask. I mean, nice meeting you. Do you roll your own shit?
03:10:23
Speaker
Do I grow or roll? I mean, this is like this just grass. It just looks like a cigarette. you're smoking Yeah, yeah. like Do you grow that?
03:10:34
Speaker
He said it's just grass. that's mean It's medical for me. i imagine It's just grass. It's not meth or anything. ah But it looks like that for a reason. yeah i mean it's you People walking around outside going, it smells like grass out here. I don't know. i'm like I don't know.
03:10:54
Speaker
i was obviously It's obviously legal where you're at, I'm assuming. Yeah, Illinois. ah what's What's going on, a Midwest neighbor? I'm in Ohio.
03:11:09
Speaker
Very good. i was believe I was born in Toledo. Or Maumee, actually. ah holy Oh, yeah. Ask grass or gas. You're goddamn right, Universe.
03:11:21
Speaker
What's up, Drew? What up, Drew? Does he have a speakerphone? Sounds more like ah windy than smoky. Who? Shaman?
03:11:32
Speaker
we don't We don't question anything Shaman does. Yeah, I got one. stuff I'm breaking it right now. Shaman's like 475 pounds in the trailer.
03:11:45
Speaker
and this That's just him breathing. Yeah, yeah I'm on Apple. How dare you? How dare you say my audio is bad?
03:11:59
Speaker
Oh, my God. I'm outside. so It's probably me. I'm walking the dog right now.
03:12:07
Speaker
He's walking his chihuahua that identifies as a Doberman. And over man i totally forgot that I was on stream. and I just took a leak too. so that i think but you I just want to say, welcome to the stream. Nice to meet you, brother. yeah Thanks. i I dig the eye patch. I'm curious. Can I can i ask? If I can't ask, tell me to shut the fuck up in my own goddamn business.
03:12:32
Speaker
well well I had a it makes you had a stroke had a stroke two years ago. 80% of the eye is... Stop fucking making fun of them, The 20% works, but the the light, the glare and shit. so it's just you know just i mean I do have an eyeball.
03:12:51
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oh ah i dam it Yeah, a lot of people are... and valler i point i think he's I think he's making the whole thing up just he can wear an eye patch.
03:13:04
Speaker
yeah yeah especially you know i love i love having a no depth perception that's fun shut up shaman i hadn't made fun of him yet i was just asking i i i clicked the door when i walk out of doors and shit look like that fun driving is gone but last
03:13:28
Speaker
Oh, apparently you were here last week. I went through this whole spiel. My apologies. ah Harley Dad was on. No, that's all right. Harley Dad was on. It was funny. Or not Harley Dad. I'm sorry. Nils. Nils was on.
03:13:43
Speaker
Your panel. You had a channel. Oh, you know what? I think I do. Oh, wow. Everybody spun us over to that. And I jumped in there. and sure Oh, you got yourself ice cream when you were a Walmart.
03:13:57
Speaker
Since you're sassing me and giving me shit. Oh, fuck man. didn't get that. i no. don I'll get them. I'll get them, baby.
03:14:11
Speaker
I'll get them. I'm just giving you shit. because It's always expensive. you know when i When I smoke some grass and I walk into the grocery store. I'm not putting a lot more in the junk. So my girlfriend will get up and we'll come to bed and we're like kind of borderline responsible adults. And we'll come to bed at like 10 o'clock at night and we'll fall asleep. And she gets up every night, like around midnight.
03:14:40
Speaker
And when she gets, because she falls asleep on my chest. So when she gets up, I wake up and I just go snacky time. And she's like, yeah, and she chuckles. Midnight snack. Yep. And that's what she's got right now. It's snacking time. so know But I had to give her shake she just walked back here with a container of ice cream. And I'm like,
03:15:04
Speaker
Hell yeah. I promise you. Thank you. You know what place you can find some decent ice cream is in Aldi, of all places, right? Because it's a ow grocery store.
03:15:16
Speaker
Aldi does have really... oh Dude, you're not wrong. Aldi has great fucking ice cream. Because they have to, right? Because they put all the because ah overseas, they they have to put natural shit in.
03:15:28
Speaker
So you get natural ice cream at a great price. i'm I'm spoiled. I'm spoiled. And I'm from Ohio. And if you guys ah you guys may or may not know this.
03:15:39
Speaker
and Oh, that's cold. That's fucking cold. I better have some velvet ice cream out there. Oh, that's cold. So we have, in Ohio, we have velvet ice cream.
03:15:52
Speaker
Velvet ice cream is is made, and and they've been making it for over 100 years in the same mill. like you Like, it's right down the road from where I live at, where I grew up at. I grew up on velvet ice cream, and I may be biased, but it's the best ice cream in the planet. That's cold-blooded.
03:16:11
Speaker
What did you get?
03:16:15
Speaker
ah that's gross. Yeah, velvet ice cream is the best. side But yeah, dude, smoke, you're not wrong. Aldi has stupid glass. Yeah, i couldn't. Because they don't say it's like, it's like, oh, all the ingredients. Because they can't have their shit I'll walk in and they'll have really good stuff.
03:16:32
Speaker
Yeah. Was that when Drew made a funny comment? I didn't see it. Yeah, Drew said, i always i always wanted to be a pirate, but I grew out of it when I was 80. Yeah.
03:16:45
Speaker
migraines and shit. you know what it was, though? It was like like a few days out of the hospital. I just kept getting real bad migraines, and then the glare was so bad, i was i was walking around the house like this all day.
03:16:57
Speaker
Because my eyes opened, but it was just so much light, and the the eye kept trying to focus. It was like, what the fuck's wrong? Why... So but I won't need this hopefully in another year.
03:17:11
Speaker
I'm getting used to it being, you know, what does and doesn't work. And the migraines aren't as bad anymore, but occasionally this glare from the computer screens or early in the morning will really get you.
03:17:26
Speaker
But blue eyes are always, I heard blue eyes are, even though they're pretty, they're the most ah to get eye problems.
03:17:38
Speaker
yeah cataracts. Blue eyes aren't supposed to exist, right? it was like something fucked up and then it made blue eyes on accident or something. It's not supposed to be there.
03:17:50
Speaker
or like it's a There's something I just learned about like blue eyes. the it was I didn't verify it, so I don't know if it was true or not, but it was like some weird aspect about blue eyes and you're like, what? It came from that?
03:18:06
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But obviously once it happened, you know, outer space. No, it's probably from like now some shit. It's probably like an end rating or something. Yeah, that's it.
03:18:21
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Exactly.
03:18:25
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Oh, no way. But I mean, at one point somewhere, like somebody yeah did something and it fucked up and made that gene and then it just got passed down and carried through.
03:18:36
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so many people that's why like i said i don't verify it i'm not sure if that's what it was but it was something like they're just real sensitive like yeah like snow blindness especially driving the truck back in the day in the winter time that morning sun hit hit and it's like i have to pull over it's so bad my eyes start watering and so i've always had that but this was different So I can still drive and shit too, which Illinois allows you to drive with the patch on.
03:19:05
Speaker
My eye surgeon was the guy that found that I had the stroke, said i wouldn't wear it because if in the car. Because if you get in an accident, even if goingnna use it wasn't your fault, they're going to go, yeah, the fucking one-eyed guy didn't see you.
03:19:22
Speaker
It's like... Yeah, like really? Like really? Are we going to do this right now? Yeah. Well, insurance companies, right? They just are insurance companies. oh They look for every reason not to pay.
03:19:37
Speaker
Every reason. They are leaving some country. I was going to say country. They're definitely cunts. They're definitely cunts. They're leaving California, right? Because of all the fires and shit. And they're like, look, we keep rebuilding your house after it's burnt down. We're not going to insure you anymore.
03:19:57
Speaker
We're not even going insure the fucking state we're leaving. i think it was all state that did that. Left, I thought the state of California. Well, i mean, you're in good hands with them. so Well, here I am in Chicago because that's where they're based out of here.
03:20:11
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They take care of their own. 606-23. What's the zip code over there?
03:20:24
Speaker
I was close. I was close.
03:20:28
Speaker
I was thinking of that old McGruff, Chicago, Illinois. 606-13. The area code used to be 312 for everyone. And then as you know the years went by, they'd split it off to a 630 and then shit.
03:20:44
Speaker
go down the street that and no one fives We just added a new one. And I don't i still don't even know what it is It's like a or or some weird shit.
03:20:56
Speaker
but like we never had those AT&T, they said they're getting rid of the landline in 2027. So it doesn't mean that yeah they're just, they're not the traditional way of plugging, every room has a phone jack in the house. They don't do just voice over IP on everything. They don't even have them in the houses anymore. I think I think they might have the Ethernet plug instead.
03:21:22
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And then then they could put a modem down in the basement somewhere. and So that every house, every room has it. But I think they're going to a Wi-Fi thing now. so Yeah, that's the wi finds of year as a voice over IP if it's Wi-Fi. yeah Yeah, that's what that's what they're doing now with that. And fuck, even my phone, AT&T, when it's in here, it picks up on the Xfinity and it uses that for its phone, saving you, well, apparently data, right? But doesn't much matter anymore. Where was that when the roaming charges existed? Well, it's only saving you data if you're using data, but you're not using data on a phone call.
03:21:59
Speaker
Right. So that was the... the
03:22:06
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like every like It's fast now at least when the fucking thing will switch. thought it was a good thing. I'm going to switch companies because I got some companies I can pay, save like 30, 40 bucks a month and get the same shit as fiber optic.
03:22:22
Speaker
And then if I don't like it in three months, I'll just go back and get the introductory price to save money anyways with the same company I'm with now.
03:22:34
Speaker
I don't know. about I thought I searched up what was the fastest internet out on pretty much on the planet. And they're like, Google. And if you search it up, Google is, yeah, there are, they're internet.
03:22:51
Speaker
is extremely fast, but it's rare in cities. I was going to say, cities it wouldn't have it would be more surprising if it wasn't somebody like Google. You know what i mean? that You got to have that type I never knew they were at even an option.
03:23:07
Speaker
we people are Yeah, I know about it. It's got to be niche markets, though. You know, it's only a certain select people that can get it. But eventually it'll be everywhere. Kind of like fucking whatever Elon Musk doing Skynet.
03:23:21
Speaker
I'm interested in the speeds on that. on the Elon stuff, right? Because again, it's... ya Yeah, yeah, yeah. 90% of our shit still is in big giant cables underneath the sea. Going to each country. Yep, yep, yep. I'm glad you know that.
03:23:38
Speaker
A lot of people realize that we're not actually using all that technology to talk to people on satellite. Satellite's slow. It's slow. It's significantly slower than... But people think it bounces off the cell towers and goes overseas or uses satellites to go overseas. No, guys. would We're still using the landline applications. It does, but the the infrastructure is those cables. They're grounded cables. Absolutely. That's why they get cut. but The Chinese love to cut those. No. there there yeah there was There was a big thing a few years ago where like one of the deep sea cables got cut and it fucking took out like half the internet for a country.
03:24:18
Speaker
this yeah they did though It took out the whole country. They couldn't use their phones. They only have like two or three ships in the world to fix that shit. Apparently they they have satellites that do the same shit though.
03:24:34
Speaker
They have satellite-eating satellites that are up there, and like they'll get close to your shit, and they'll like fuck it up. like They put basically... oh jammers. Yeah, yeah. Scramble it, right? Not even. like It'll physically break it, and it'll attack it, and like you won't be able to use it anymore.
03:24:52
Speaker
Not only that, the problem with satellites is you get solar flares, and then they fuck up the satellites for a minute, and that's when you get outages, too.
03:25:04
Speaker
What the hell was that, Smoke? you added You had one of these next to you. What was that? the AI on the phone probably picked it up. I put my thing on mute because I was grinding some coffee beans.
03:25:19
Speaker
and youre The AI is pissed off. It's still turned to every Apple product. okay oh ah The other night when you did the firework thing, I like, you cause ah there's a YouTuber Shaman and I are friends with.
03:25:33
Speaker
Austin used to do foot because he, yeah, yeah, exactly. He used to do that on some of his live streams because he has Apple products and it automatically, he has, he has an iMac. And so it automatically does that. What the
03:25:48
Speaker
what the hell are you guys talking about? You know, it's nothing that a forest dweller needs to know about. g Click. What up G rock truck. You know what? I don't know if your name is actually T-Rock or T-Rock, but I don't fucking know.
03:26:05
Speaker
I just went over that. I just said that like two weeks ago on on our stream. I was like, what's up, T-Rock? And then I was like, fuck, I don't know what his real name is. It's T-Rock.
03:26:16
Speaker
You know what? I'm in UNN the same page, man. It's T-Rock. yeah What his fucking name is. um Fuck T-Rock. His name is T-Rock. he's struck yes His name is T-Roc.
03:26:29
Speaker
We don't know who T-Roc is. Who the fuck is T-Roc? I've spent a good amount of time on panels with T-Roc. He's a good dude. His name is T-Roc.
03:26:41
Speaker
It's not T-Roc. It's T-Roc. Vip's a good guy, too. he's a good ah wait my teeth But I like T-Roc. Wait, never mind. you go It is T-Roc. We're going by T-Roc.
03:26:56
Speaker
We like T-Roc better then. Yeah, I'll fight T-Roc, but I won't fight T-Roc. yeah You know, T-Roc is a cool nickname, though. I like that. No, it's not.
03:27:07
Speaker
It is. He's driving around his eye, Rock. that wasn't familiar one as hemoed If you gave yourself You should see him... in his name is but you guys all call it ti rock for a minute and I think that's no how many g rock always called inron i think i did I used to call him C. rock yeah z See, okay, so so smoke call that is still a cool nickname. I'm not saying we need to go by it, but I'm not saying
03:27:39
Speaker
dr rock i would draw rock see i think did he have an eye rock i think he had an eye ro He never corrected me either because he's been coming in our stream for quite a while and I've always called him C-Rock.
03:27:54
Speaker
But then again, I pronounced everybody's shit wrong on purpose. So he probably thought I was doing it purpose. No, I don't think you do it on purpose. I think that's your defense shield saying that you're illiterate and you can't read. So you say it wrong. and No, like like the like the JR. Like I came up with the juror, remember?
03:28:09
Speaker
The danger and I was because that's how you would pronounce it if you just it like set it out instead of knowing that it was a R cuz there's no period now it now j and j a y Like I like to juror shaman. I'm on I'm on team shaman here. Shut up shit i Okay, you know what I'll leave that's fine. I'll let you guys have a moment all don have to leave I don't want you leave you're running this panel. You can't leave but He's so sensitive, Shaman. How do you deal with his sensitivity? You're a dick, Blake.
03:28:41
Speaker
Oh, bro. It's hard, man and i do it right or crime scene know man. I mean, what i meant what I meant to say was Jedi, you're beautiful and I love you.
03:28:51
Speaker
And you're perfect. That's better. I like that better. I like that a lot better. Little buddy. Now you ruined it. Now you ruined everything. you're my You're my special little buddy, though. I i can't even look at you, you piece of shit. which your cost Okay, keep your eyes closed. We're up for and the POS, huh?
03:29:15
Speaker
He's a piece of shit. The point of sale...
03:29:20
Speaker
point of sale. He's the goddamn point of sale. And he's sold out. He's the point of sale. So many words mean nothing anymore because of YouTube. The hard R word doesn't even faze me anymore when I hear it. Yeah. No, no, I never word. The hard R. R.
03:29:36
Speaker
yeah no no i that word heart r what Okay, but you're a pirate. You can say it that way. But I mean, yeah was yeah where we hang out, some of these some these I got friends in low place places, right?
03:29:54
Speaker
I hear it all the time. You're the place where you have friends in low places. this is the The switch gets turned off. I'm that friend i'm that friend and in the low place. But you use it. Imagine you just use it enough. He's so low, he doesn't even have a face.
03:30:09
Speaker
by the boards now, you know, like he used to frown upon. It's just like, no, just say it a million times and it won't matter anymore. That's true with any word. If you say enough times in row, it loses its meaning. I have friends that have given me the pass and begged for me to say it. Please do us see how good that pass is, okay? You're going to be a buck four ways from Friday. you throw it on the ground, does it bounce?
03:30:41
Speaker
Yeah, I'm like, no, no, you guys are assholes. They're like, click, it's fine. It's it's fine. You're good, bro. shout out And shout out to my to my travel bros, the NTSs, as I've affectionately dubbed them, the NTS. Smoke and and my man V. Swells and and all the guys. Salute to you guys you're listening and you got your ears on. I love those guys, but I will never use my past, so stop trying to tempt me.
03:31:10
Speaker
You devils. You don't really. Okay. I love it when people say. I mean, you can do it now if you want. You don't have a pass. You don't have a pass. I do have a pass. I do have a pass. No, you don't. i' mean only like I'm the only white guy in the travel verse.
03:31:25
Speaker
You remember all passes? And I have affectionately named them be the the NTS, which if you want to know what that is, you got to check out a man, Smoke's broadcast on YouTube.
03:31:38
Speaker
Sunday Night Smoke. on On YouTube. And you'll know what the NTS is. Never this shit. I can't say NTS because I'm a white Jedi. You know what I'm talking about.
03:31:52
Speaker
The pirate. neps sir I don't have a pass. I mean, even when people tell me a pass, I know I don't have a pass. also trying to be like... It's a false premise. I'm also trying to feel like I'm also trying to do like the Beetlejuice method right now.
03:32:10
Speaker
And then maybe maybe if I say the Travel Bros enough, one of them will show up. like Oh, look, you appeared. I'm already here. I've been i done been here.
03:32:22
Speaker
I've done been here. that Is that a Beetlejuice or is that more of like Devil? yeah White devil. White devil. He's a white devil for sure. That's why he doesn't have a pass.
03:32:40
Speaker
He thinks he has a pass, but he doesn't have a pass. You know what? I'm going to call him out. I'm going to call him out. i Say it. No, I'm not. Speaking of the devil.
03:32:51
Speaker
Because you don't got a pass.
03:32:55
Speaker
Shut your whore mouth.
03:32:58
Speaker
I'm right. You're wrong. It's fine. you know He's going to wait for the point. Show me. ja me You sound like a robot. Where are Thank God. I thought I was having another stroke. I'm just like ah I'm like oh ah Smoke that was nice seeing you all here we go you know what Smoke we're stroking out together apparently and not in a gay way yeah well
03:33:33
Speaker
we'll have to re we'll have to recoin that phrase yeah we will i Hit him up. I hit him up. you i hit I hit my boys. Wick has the hall pass, so we can say whatever it was. Is that boys with a Z?
03:33:48
Speaker
Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna What you gonna do? I like that there's different smokes because there's different communities. I come from the trucking community.
03:34:02
Speaker
So there's not a lot of smokes in there because of a CDL. You can't smoke weed. not good out so it Makes sense. makes It's kind neat if you can get all the smokes into the same universe.
03:34:16
Speaker
Smoke, you ever done crypto? No, no. I used my graphics cards for... right Well, as far as investing or mining... away from it.
03:34:28
Speaker
investing Stay away from it. No, I already had shit... yeah It's like Vegas gambling, right? But it's... Shibu, wasn't that? that was that so check this um us out. she but you knew that was but she When you came in,
03:34:47
Speaker
she So when you came in my chat last night, right? yeah You put the one eye in. I take it you put the one eye in because you have one eye? that was that you Yes. Do you guys actually have a chat when you're live on Friday nights?
03:35:04
Speaker
You know what, Blake? Here's the thing, right? So i know I know a smoke before. And I thought you were that smoke. Because I've never seen them.
03:35:16
Speaker
He always been in the chat. So how long have you been watching our show?
03:35:21
Speaker
Jed, I get control. I've been doing that eyes symbol for a while. I've been coming in. Well, I do that I symbol with somebody else and we kind of came up with it together. And then the fact that you were you were doing it, I figured you were the old smoke that I knew about from before because he would have seen me do that in the chat with this other guy. So he you know would do that.
03:35:43
Speaker
like Well, now I don't know if that was you doing that in other chats or if that was the other smoke doing that in other chats. fucking confused. yeah What other chats were you in when that where that happened?
03:35:55
Speaker
I don't know. It's been a a lot. have you done it with have you Have I said what's up to you with the I and that's it?
03:36:05
Speaker
I haven't. I don't think I've seen you in there. yes show You know't yeah i we don't walk the same circles. Me and Smoke have been in a lot of different panels on different people's channels. It sounds like what Shaman asked is if Jedi were to ask, would it be different if i if I was like, what up Shaman with an A or the ER?
03:36:30
Speaker
Shamer? I'm easy to remember, right? In the land of Smoke. Watch your wash your mouth, Lazy. when alantas You could have a million of them. and you know I'm just the one-eyed guy. That one-eyed smoke. Fucking high R. Yeah, that's hard r That's the that's bad smoke.
03:36:53
Speaker
That's why nobody you know everybody can pretty much cop. like s Smokey from New York. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but it's just so funny that, that like like you were saying, everybody knows some other different smoke. And I'm like, yeah, I thought you were somebody else.
03:37:07
Speaker
I told Lazy last night that I thought you were somebody else. I got forced into this because, or im not not, when I went online one night, I stopped into this and Marissa, and that was when Marissa was hanging out around with Alice and Stormy.
03:37:24
Speaker
And their clip was them doing the banana thing, right? So i'm like, who the fuck are these chicks? And I click on it, and they're she's deep-throating a banana, right? And I'm like, oh, hey. Oh, my God. They're like, oh, that's that asshole Smokey. And they're like, kick him, ban him. I'm like, who the fuck are they? like, oh, shit, they think I'm somebody else.
03:37:44
Speaker
so like Yeah, yeah. To be honest, you confused me a few times when I saw you jump in the chat. I had to click the link quick. yeah There's Smokey and there's you, Smoke. And it's like, wait, who is it? I had to be like, no, no, no, wrong Smoke. I'm a troll, not your troll, but I am a troll. Not your troll. $5.99 month, you can adopt a Smoke.
03:38:10
Speaker
i could be u tro You know those little trolls with the fucking fuzzy hair, you know? they Yeah, yeah. They made a couple movies about it, I think. They've been around longer than I have.
03:38:22
Speaker
Oh, yeah. You knew you know what's weird, too? They used to have them. You could put them on the end of pencils, like number two pencils. like before yeah I remember that. Those are cool. That was weird. They had like a butthole built in, so you could just shove it right up their ass, and they'd be on the end of your pencil. Yeah. I like the ones that you could shove it in the vagina. Yeah.
03:38:41
Speaker
I mean, let's be honest. It was like a vagina. Because it could have been the butthole or the vagina.
03:38:52
Speaker
It was like in the taint region, which made it like gray zone. we like Yeah, taint on the left. They were getting pale on the right. This has gotten way Glenn, get to your panel.
03:39:03
Speaker
like get your panel Hey, so damn a pro ill somebody get up here. All right. I'm tired of you guys acting out of pocket and acting up some sort of way. I'm taking control. This is, did I do a good job, Jedi?
03:39:19
Speaker
You were, I respect that. That was great. Hey, listen, but now that we're all calm, we want to know what your feelings are on pegging trolls with pencils.
03:39:32
Speaker
Wait, hold on a second. Yeah.
03:39:36
Speaker
but Don't act like you're in and can Can you repeat that? It's rough. We want to know what your your thoughts are on pegging trolls with pencils. So, you know the trolls?
03:39:48
Speaker
You remember the trolls? He doesn't understand the reference. Yeah, we need them. Oh, yeah, the trolls. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, you used to be ah they used to have little holes drilled out and you couldn't tell it was a hole.
03:40:01
Speaker
I'm here for it. He he said butthole too. That's what I thought. It was right in a butthole. there because y'll got the gate I'd hide drugs up in there and laugh. Call him a drug mule. don't care. Right mule on his forehead. little one you so i said That's what I said. We were talking about you because you could put it right on the end of your pencil. You you know what? Welcome to the Nonsensical Network where we don't kink shame.
03:40:33
Speaker
We don't. That's exactly true. We don't kink shame. So you know what? but We will make jokes about it. and We will make jokes about it. I'm a huge fan of pagan trolls because you know what? Every wants earn every once in a while, troll needs to inject them with some magic once in a while. that's why they're yeah Every once in a while, a troll needs a good pagan to be kept in line. Sometimes they get out of line.
03:40:57
Speaker
You give them a good old pagan and they put them right back line. Is the the ass considered a pagan? When you kick them in the ass so hard it goes up into their feet. That's considered... You're going to be shitting sneakers for a week.
03:41:13
Speaker
If you kick them so hard your big toe goes into their bunghole. than at that that You have some boots or some composite... They got to flush your toe fungus out of their teeth.
03:41:25
Speaker
a Make sure your nails are sharp so it cuts their sphincter. i got i got I got no problem with pegging a troll. i That stings.
03:41:38
Speaker
That's why he pegs shaman all the time. Where the fucking curse and them go? Are they still in the chat? I'm not it i'm not a troll. I mean, shaman only got paid. That's where he's... Shaman, nor I can confirm that, but if you...
03:41:58
Speaker
join the Glick Shaman only, are the Glick Shaman's OnlyFans page. That can be determined. je like glomen Glaman. Glaman. Shaman gives me, like, he lets me be the first name on our OnlyFans page. ah You know, our page is the Lazy Glicks.
03:42:21
Speaker
Yeah, I know. for Which is fine, which I'm okay with. works better that way. It can totally be the Glicks Lazy. I'm a businessman. It's fucking early still. Shaman, nobody asked you, okay?
03:42:35
Speaker
Yeah, the Glick Shaman. Actually, it's the... I'm going to grind some more dube. Because you're already kind of jealous bitch. So we'll just go with Glick Shaman.
03:42:51
Speaker
Laman. That sounds... He's a good supporting character. You gotta take your two word names and blend them together. So come up with some. it's It's the Glishman. Or the comedy for the Schlitz.
03:43:07
Speaker
The Schlick. If you watch their channel, it'll give you the Schlitz. Yeah, it'll give you the Schlick. It's the Schlick show. you're not You're not here. It's the Glizman.
03:43:20
Speaker
Glizman fans, Paige. The Glizzies? The Glizzmans. The Glizzies. You know, that could have been a sitcom in haiti the The Glizzmans.
03:43:32
Speaker
good It could have been. Maybe, maybe, maybe we make videos and use that. You know, ah sitcom.
03:43:44
Speaker
Welcome to the Glismans starring in some catchy little tune. doooodoo do to do Like the Partridge Family. You know what?
03:43:55
Speaker
Glick, you had your 15 minutes of fame in Harry and the Hendersons, okay?
03:44:02
Speaker
Don't be jealous. Don't be jealous. a little jelly. I'm a little jelly. you it lazy hey but ah You know I didn't want to tell you this, but 10% of our proceeds that we make on the Glizman OnlyFans page, it it goes to the Lazy Glitch page. Wow. You're funding that whorish page with our proceeds?
03:44:28
Speaker
Don't use the F word. I mean we're in the top 1% on that whorish page. Yep.
03:44:36
Speaker
I guess even the dog didn't like that. there The dog said he pissed off the dog. Jedi, do you like your mansions?
03:44:48
Speaker
Jedi, do you like your mansions you live in? Do you enjoy summer vacations in your yacht? mc mansions I like all of my 15 yasin 12 mansions, okay? Where's that at? grand theft You know what, Jedi? matter what Shaman and I have doing, you'll always be number one.
03:45:14
Speaker
Tell him to peel the banana too and read between the lines. I needed that click. Thank you. cause I don't let him put it in my butt, and you do. Yeah, there's no but sex clearly never subscribed so we can't even talk to him anymore Please subscribe This is not a mean
03:45:39
Speaker
and i mean get to shaman sos this this is not a that i mean Does this show people dislikes anymore? Like, so if somebody hits you, thumbs down. Where's the glick and where's where's the glisman behind the scenes? It's called the glickening.
03:45:59
Speaker
It's called the glickening. Only Jedi gets the glickening. And you got to pay extra for that. we mean and That's the premium subscription. And Kayla.
03:46:11
Speaker
But that's not online. The only place you can find the click. You're handing out freebies. Okay, wow. No, I'm not handing out freebies. She's special. it is a she She lives with me, bro.
03:46:25
Speaker
That poor woman. You got to give her. I know, Roy. You're right. So I can give her the glickening. It's okay. That poor woman. and The glickening. glickening makes her sickening. Coming to a theater near you and your face. Jedi, she's made the the sacrifice. She has. That poor woman.
03:46:47
Speaker
drop and low see My wiener has her first name. It's G-L-I-C-K. Jedi's trying to sound that out and spell it. Like?
03:47:00
Speaker
Like? oh good Okay, just so everybody's on the same page. His name is Francis. i remember that one. Stripes. Settle down, Francis.
03:47:13
Speaker
you Remember Stripes when he said that? Wow. Did ever see that movie, Stripes? How dare you? No, I saw a polka dot.
03:47:25
Speaker
Flannel. Speaking of Lizzie.
03:47:32
Speaker
Speaking of Lizzie, why is Druniverse and Selmo and Viprin still afraid to come the channel? Viprin? Sorry, my bad, bro.
03:47:46
Speaker
i have a i have a I have a tough time with his name. I think it's Viperian. I don't know. He has to be difficult like that. I've hung out with him a million times and he's an awesome dude. Hey, Viperian, come here on the channel and correct me.
03:48:09
Speaker
ah Correct to all of us on how to say your name because I feel like I go to the doctor and I'm like, yo doc I got herpes from this whore and he was like never worries no fear So so we need to know do you get of
03:48:27
Speaker
so so vioring we need to know do you get rid of herpes yeah You have the only We don't really care how to say your name We just want to know if you can get rid of the fucking herpes It's fucking 11 o'clock Tell your son to go to bed a fucking good man where you fucking good Quit telling other people how a parent Glick.
03:48:54
Speaker
Your name's Glick. Be a good dad and actually send your son to bed at a reasonable time. France is a turn to a French cunt right now.
03:49:05
Speaker
i mean Be a good dad and neglect him by sending him to bed come play with us. Or you could be like Jedi and murder your entire family and put him in a freezer in the basement.
03:49:16
Speaker
I didn't murder them. mean, allegedly. Allegedly. They were freeze-dried. They were freeze-dried. They froze to death of their own choice. They ran out of oxygen.
03:49:28
Speaker
My body might try. They're choice not to break the lock and get out, you know? Don't break the ice. Oh, no. I have, like, 300 pounds worth of stuff on there. They weren't strong enough to push the lid open. Fucking weak, bitches.
03:49:43
Speaker
These stronger pushers! Yeah, you should do push-ups like I told you. Only the only the strong survive. You should put the lotion on the skin, like I said.
03:49:58
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wow Oh shit Mandy's back Bring Mandy up bety Mandy Mandy Mandy Get in get up here Oh Mandy Mandy I need some Mandy in my life Can you guys still hear me all the way back here Yeah we're trying to knock it off Jesus Christ and I'm in the other room It was pretty good Viprin No shit I was in the other room I'm like oh that's pretty good har's ring where I farted yesterday backstage and he thought my dog was barking.
03:50:32
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Your dog was barking. Your dog's always fucking barking. Is it puppy barking?
03:50:40
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Mandy. Come on, Mandy. Come up in here. what Tell us about your anniversary. Obviously not having that. You know Mandy? I'm actually pretty mad at you. You're cheating on me with your husband with your anniversary dinner. That's bullshit. That's kind of disappointing. Oh, happy anniversary.
03:50:59
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Jed, I am with you on this one. Cheers. I hope it was a terrible anniversary so that you realize I'm better than him. hope you yeah I hope your dinner was gross. hope was undercooked. Yeah.
03:51:11
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hope your waiter was ass. I hope he got salmonella. Salmonella? Is that like a fish or something?
03:51:22
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Salamander to lizard.
03:51:29
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I got the waking bag. You see, i wish Rocky was here. He could see when he knows that I can't understand anything anymore. is
03:51:43
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Dinner was fantastic. good Well, actually, okay. Jokes aside, Mandy, I'm very happy that dinner was good. I'm glad you guys had a good time. And he is a lucky-ass man. You tell him that. You look him right in his eye and you be like, you're lucky, motherfucker.
03:51:56
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She said, get over you little bitch. She didn't say that. She did not say that. If she writes four dots, that's what it means. If she would have put three dots, then it doesn't mean that. Okay, that's not... Jenna, I hate to break your heart, but that's my really, really older sister. She's lot older than me.
03:52:27
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i mean Wow, you're you're going overboard here, Glick. I think yeah yeah i know i know what she means. i mean i'll be know I don't know if he's lucky or if she's lucky because it's your anniversary and you're hanging out with us.
03:52:44
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That's a good man she's got there. i mean even though it's Even though it's her uncle, daddy, brother. I mean, it's still a good thing. She couldn't miss the Lazy and Shaman, both. I mean, I know, right? I mean, at the end of the day, shout out to Mandy and her in her hubby on 30 years, but also shout out to... headman Maybe he stopped my last night to say hello. Oh, yeah. I woke up in the middle of the night sick as fuck and went and took a liquid shit and still gave you guys a thumbs up and said hello, and I don't get no credit.
03:53:25
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That's insane. Water out of my butthole. You don't get credit for things that are expected of you, Blake, okay? Shut up. ah You know valid point, Jedi? You know what, Jedi? Valid point.
03:53:37
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And I appreciate you for keeping in line. And I appreciate you for keeping me in line, Jedi. Thank you for that. you You were getting a little off of course there. I had to redirect you. I caught chlamydia from Jedi. You're right, Shalmo.
03:53:54
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You know what? You know what? Thank you. didn know it thank you lucky Everybody from our OnlyFans page, they chipped in and they bought you penicillin. So I don't know why you're complaining.
03:54:07
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I mean, I'm not complaining. I'm just stating. yeah They're not going to keep doing that if you keep complaining. You need to be more appreciative and less. not complaining. I'm not complaining. I'm just stating that. please Please keep subscribing so can refill my penicillin every month.
03:54:24
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yeah the hero hero he needs it he needs um he means He needs the maximum strength, though, so it's not cheap. Okay, guys? No, he didn't say that, Mandy.
03:54:36
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Shut up. You're old and you're delusional. Do we all just glitch for a second? click Okay. so No, Mandy and you can read between the lines. Mandy can read between the lines. And Glick can't read anything. so i agree i only read books with pictures that I can color. He reads he reads the pictures.
03:55:02
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He was on that last night.
03:55:07
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That's not my dog.
03:55:11
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doubles as a helmet I don't get Get under control. Come on, baby girl. Come on, honey.
03:55:23
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mom baby girl come on on honey you bo she saw you and that's thought i got her too shaman's dog saw him petting another another dog and she's like fuck this motherfucker jerry um jerry jerry jerry she has to know she did a good job you know here she did a good job good there's nobody young i don't think that's taken the place you got what more you know maury now maury povic maury's old as fuck bro
03:55:58
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That's what I'm saying. Larry's dead and Maury's the only... Who the fuck do we have? I'm like, that should be... that Who took over when Oprah left?
03:56:12
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You know, you got Steve, man. That guy Steve or whatever. Phil Donahue started it all, though. That was a thing. phil down That chick that used to be on American
03:56:25
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She's getting that up. I think our hollywoodqui is her husband just died or something. So she's, yeah, they're scrapping that. How did he die? There was a death in the family. I don't know if it was the husband or ex-husband. um but morning talk morning Morning talk has gone to hell. yeah You got the view. You can watch all those racist ass fucking white privileged whores. Whoopi Goldberg, I just think she should peter bra like
03:57:00
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Accidentally, of course. Accidentally. yeah oh yeah Let me let me listen to Obi Goldblum complain about how terrible America is and how racist America is. You're a fucking millionaire, you fucking pig. Shut up.
03:57:20
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Multimillionaire. I just say, she accidentally got deported and her paperwork got last for a month. Yeah, Whoopi Goldberg is successful in being mediocre at best her entire career.
03:57:37
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But where did it go wrong for her? She was cool, dude, back in the day. She was in Star Trek. She was fucking hip back in the day.
03:57:48
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Sister Act. What was her name? Gaia or some fucking weird name on and Star Trek. But then she was Sister Act. That was the nun one she had back to back. But then she, I think, didn't she get married to Ted Danson? Ghost? Ghost?
03:58:05
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Yeah, like, I don't know. Yeah. You got famous and you have millions upon millions of dollars for being but She was a comedian.
03:58:20
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and now I think she's getting paid to save the thing, to have that view that she has. Yeah, yeah. Joyce Behar, right? She was a fucking comedian too, wasn't she? I'm pretty sure. She's not funny at all.
03:58:35
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ah that's how wow i answer A bunch of rich, basically white women telling me how terrible America is and how racist everybody is. Like, shut the fuck up.
03:58:49
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You goofy bitches. But there's still people older than us, though, that that are you know that like that shit, right? She went batshit crazy when she went lesbian, said Mandy.
Celebrity Moves and Legal Discussions
03:59:01
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Rosie O'Donnell flipped the fuck out, too. I think she moved to fucking Ireland, dude. Rosie O'Donnell? I'm pretty they are mad They wanted to kick her out.
03:59:12
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I heard they wanted kick her out. Yeah, Nancy Griffin was another one who was never really that funny, but really got famous. Who would be a good to take that shit show over that's out now?
03:59:26
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The View? Oh, View? Oh, God. No, no, not the fucking View. No, no. I mean, the, well, the yeah, that too. But the more you will know, the the trailer. Oh, that's a good one. He is. Yeah, he's got that show, but it's like the the network's buried him.
03:59:41
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I rarely ever... That would be good because he has Steve Wilco, the bald-headed ex-cop. I honestly think that that trash television, i think I think all that, I think it's gone. I think i think it's i think it's ran in its course. It's here.
04:00:04
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It's in the internet. Welcome to the Non-Psychological Network. really do. I think it is because I'm like, dude, I don't watch any TV. on I haven't watched TV in years. i It's all this shit.
04:00:15
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YouTube. yeah Once they tweak out the TV channels, I'll pay for that. Even like Judge Judy. I love the fuck out of some Judge Judy because she was a famous dude. Old school, dude. She was old night like an old school. like She was a straight ass.
04:00:33
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I'm going to say it. i don't typically I don't throw this word around too often, but Judge Judy was a goddamn cunt. But I love that fucking woman. She got no time for no people's court.
04:00:46
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She didn't tolerate disrespect. Yeah. yeah it's haseller yeah reality Yeah, but reality TV turned into... Yeah, like to dominate her, man.
04:00:57
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But here we can communicate. We can hide in the back and just chat. So it's interactive. So imagine Jerry Springer here with the whole chat, the group, the audience, right?
04:01:09
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I think that's the transition. I think we're going to this, to where we can... feel what You want to transition? Is that what you said? I knew that was where you were going with that, right? But it's just like shit.
04:01:21
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The word you know cock, right? you know It's used in other words, like the pet cock. A fucking you know little valve in a steam engine says cock across it, right? Smoke is going to be a lady. As far as I know, Viprin.
04:01:37
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Dude, what would your lady pirate name be, Smoke, when you transition? Arlene! Arlene!
04:01:52
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so that that's lawyer that' has a lot That's a No hesitation, He that shit right now. hesitate.
04:02:08
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he's been waiting he's been waiting so long for somebody to ask him that oh i just i was like i just like ah yeah he had that locked and loaded He's thought about it. He probably put on a... Yeah, there's Harley. done and What's going on with you, big dog?
04:02:25
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Fuck off, please. Oh, damn. Fuck you. This doesn't do or anything either, man. would have thought it would have, right? AI triggering shit. Yeah, no, they gotta be all proper. This will make you go blind.
04:02:40
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Whoa, what is that? that What the fuck? Did you just have an orgasm out loud? Yeah. Stan, come up in here. Come up on the panel, bro. Oh, this is the downward one.
04:02:53
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There's a link in the chat right there. I just dropped it. Go ahead and jump up in here. Come up in here. Show us your beautiful... Your crotch is soggy. I'm just like, what else is... I can't... because it It did that because every time I used to go, I was always always out in the garage. It always do that thumb up. I'm a qui like, what the fuck is something wrong with you? Your crotch is not good, Jedi?
04:03:18
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said you're cold, Jedi? Jedi? Yeah, the rain shower. What? Wait, wait. I'm wetting my... ogie Soggy crotch. oh we're all we're all moist now.
04:03:32
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Hmm. maybe I just pictured smoke in an aerial wig and a glittered palelight pig leg. Fabulous. leg.
04:03:46
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yeah he yeah da he beda egg leg market You're looking good. Hey, you know what? yeah Yours is not better, Harley Dad, you goofy son of a bitch, because you don't have a beard. You have a fucking goatee. Get your fucking priorities in line and get your life right. Oh, shit. It's the battle of the beards. battle whatever You have beard, dog.
04:04:12
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You don't have a beard. It's a beard off. It could be the battle of the facial hair is what you should have said. You brought me up the wrong tree. Shut up, shaman. Nobody cares.
04:04:24
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That's why you're wrong. Bring your stupid ass face up here and then show your glorious beard. Holy dad. Holy dad. Let's go.
04:04:36
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Beard. It's a goatee, bro. I love fucking with you, man. I mean, you do have, you know what, bro? I will tell you, you have a glorious goatee. Oh, shit.
04:04:52
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Oh, shit. You're not mad enough. He fucking said it. You're not mad enough to have a beard. Little boy.
Masculinity and WWE Management
04:05:02
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Little bitch. Little bitch. Little non-beard having bitch. You know, it's all called innocent off is and it shit. Like, look, bro, you have a glorious bitch. You little
04:05:18
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that is that right yeah yeah You gotta throw that bitch after every day. Oh, man. It's getting hot in here.
04:05:29
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So take off all your beards. Hey, I'm taking my beard off. I never thought what I had the sides shaved off in the summer. The beard i always thought would look goofy because it would end right there, right?
04:05:43
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But now if you let this grow in, I could let this fill in. But I've always liked this. i had them strip all the color out because I got tired of the... gray. Well, the gray's coming in.
04:05:54
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Right? so it's like maybe You a goatee is things. Oh, my God. Oh, Harley, Dad. Stop it. They're really big. I don't know.
04:06:05
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Nine to 11 inches.
04:06:12
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whole both are really big i don't know i about nine and nine to eleven inches yeah i don't know i don't know but Are we talking dick size? are we talking like I don't even really know how to answer that.
04:06:27
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i don't know. The men where I come from, we have both of our legs. so there no you No, you didn't. I did. Speaking of didn't you didn't har did that, you got you got a new one. Which pattern did you go with?
04:06:42
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i Last I had seen, he was he was getting that. I'm like, did you get stra did you get strawberry shortcake or some unicorns? or so i I don't know. Randy said, your teaser for males who just just got out of puberty.
04:07:02
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Wally, what's going on, brother? Get your ass up on this panel, son. Don't get Wally up here. He's going to take over and be the best. Then we're all going to look like dummies.
04:07:15
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I don't know. I'm six three i know Is that short? Really? Fuck. That's one thing you don't get in this whole shit is the height of people. He's 6'0". and inches out.
04:07:31
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yeah mike three is two different two different measurements my dick is two inches on a good day on a good day on a really good day my dick is two inches anyway what i am 63 and i do have a full grown i do have a full grown glorious beard not just some peach fuzz coming off my chin so i mean i guess that's kind of oh wow wow I don't I'm still doing it. Alright, well, then your question was invalid if we're both 6'3".
04:08:07
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I mean, are you 6'3"? You just ruled yourselves out then. don't guess. For the beard Olympics. Alright, time to measure the pythons, guys. Time measure the pythons.
04:08:21
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Don't you put that in the fucking ecosystem, so shaman. Oh, measuring contest, which will probably got measure i measure your cankles. Whoever's got bigger cankles wins. Wait, wait, wait. Harley, that only has a cankle. It's Stand down, Dale. Come in. Stand down, Dale. Coming in.
04:08:50
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Clutch as fuck. Right there. Didn't smoke with it. Everyone looks shorter with one eye. Swim. They're all fucking midgets. You're the lollipop guild. are candy. Fuck off at the what You guys have no idea yeah how much the Loz. Most on the yellow brick road, but he can't see how far it is in the future because he has no depth perception. There's a battle of this shit. Mandy, oh, big sis coming in. Big sis coming in with the assist. Always looking out for mild or retarded or sas actually fully retarded Sasquatch, brother. It's a battle of Sasquatch versus wish Sasquatch.
04:09:32
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You'll have to cure the villagers when you get it on so that way we can fall. Make a wish, Sasquatch. God damn it, Wally. I cannot wait to make you tap out in a cage, you big bitch.
04:09:45
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Oh, yeah, brother. oh yeah, I'm going to make Wally tap out. easy i see Did you see the video of Vince McMahon crashing his car?
04:09:57
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Yeah. He's doing over 100, right? Just fucking weeping it out. And he fucking... Hold on a second. Hold on a i still buff oh no second. I got to address this real quick.
04:10:11
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oh We can just past that. breeze past that. Harley Dad said, I didn't want to do a full beard because wanted to be different and not look like everyone else. Well, you know what? That's ah that's the kind of statement that somebody who can't grow a full beard would say.
04:10:30
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or you or you right well you're oh never mind i was gonna say or you ride harley and you like to you know make sure that there's enough room for the balls to fit in between your fucking chin so that's why you grow a goatee yeah was that men in black with the chin this is getting spicy you can't grow a full beard bro
04:11:00
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I mean, you literally... ah bad guys yeah <unk>alls and spit it out i like This guy to have a beard pissing competition with me and he has a goatee.
04:11:18
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Stop calling goatees. And this isn't at you, Harley, Dad. This is just in general. Stop calling goatees beards because they're not. They're fucking go. Bro, I used to have one, too.
04:11:32
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when when when When I couldn't grow a beard, I had a goatee, and it was glorious. i Yeah, we we we saw your high school picture. Yeah, yeah. And then I could actually grow a full beard. He didn't even have a goatee.
04:11:45
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I made fun of guys who had racial hair, and I made fun of guys who had beards. Why? Because all I could grow was a goatee. Don't be that guy, man. I wish I wasn't that guy, but I was. You know, you you can be better than was. you are bad guy.
04:12:01
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Just heads up. back ah Let's go, Wally. You know I got my shirt big country. You know I got my shirt big country. You think I won't be out right on the cage fucking cheering your big ass on I'll still make your big ass tap, but I'll still be cheering the fuck out of you.
04:12:19
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thats on your she I'm a T-Moo Squatch. My buddy did a sound studio and he built it all with T-Moo stuff. I'm like...
04:12:31
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Mandy, Mandy, look at her. Look at her. She's sticking up for her little bro. She's like Muhammad Ali sticking up for a little bro. I don't need you to stick up for me, but I appreciate you, girl.
04:12:44
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That's code for my beard is patchy. I'm blowing. It's like a motherless. It stings like a Mandy.
04:12:53
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Look, Mandy will break my balls. She will bust my balls. damn it.
04:13:02
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Listen, it's more aerodynamic to have a goatee, okay? Wait, hold on a second. I can grow a full beard. i literally call it a hair mitt. You know, you can see my eyes.
04:13:16
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yeah Well, you know what? That sounds like me saying I could grow a big dick too, but I don't because you know I don't want intimidate Jedi. I don't want to hurt anybody. It's more efficient when he's on airplanes. It's a carry-on and not a stowaway. What are writing? A Suzuki?
04:13:37
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Oh, so you're a false advertisement, Harley? debt I know what your name is. stolen valid. I already know what your name means, Harley. I'm just fucking with you. I could brag on you, baby brother, but I wish a motherfucker would, is what she said.
04:13:55
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I read between the lines. Jenna, read between the lines. You don't read anywhere, ever. That's true. your That's where you got me. Can you meet me up and tell me how to grow a big dick?
04:14:11
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Because you got me on an and on a dick-sized comment. Let me know your stuff. like This is of all the things I have going against me. I'm white.
04:14:25
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I'm tall. I have a great beard. i have a great personality. a huge goate I have an amazing beard. i have glorious hair. and and and and and God was like, you know what? I kind of i got to punish you somewhere, son.
04:14:42
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I'm like, eh. It is what it is. And he gave me little dick. He gave me a little dick. And I'm like, bro, really? why you gotta make Like, to make me like 63 with small feet.
04:14:55
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But no, you had to give me a little dick.
04:14:59
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No joke. The guy found a genie battle. He said, is that sounds dick? Is your dick crying? Yeah. Like babe, I already finished I'm going make some pizza
04:15:21
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maybe i'm pretty i most awkward i can't go no deeper i' trying is it any person in yeah as good size is it in yet
04:15:35
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nice in like babe i already finished i'm going to make some pizza you can't call it a big dick. I don't know where the stolen out. I yeah i bet you will be my huckleberry. I'll make your big ass tap. I'm going to either tap you out or knock you the fuck out. I don't even really know what's going to happen, big dog.
04:15:57
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I love Wally. I don't want to sound a little bit crap. Wally, why don't you come up here on panel? Your best friend has not been here all night and neither of you.
04:16:10
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Alright, so, but Lazy and I have an OnlyFans page and my dick hasn't grown any bigger. Because you gotta fall asleep. and Oh my. Oh, okay, okay.
04:16:26
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Next video, I'm gonna fall asleep. And then I should wake up with a bigger dick. is Correct. In your mouth. What is wrong with a shovel?
04:16:40
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but He said what? It was all fun and games until you were brought to the party. Wasn't it a shaman? See? It tangles in with my pubes.
04:16:59
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They're all tied together. Stan, you got the wrong beard. I the bottom ones up and idea I beard them down here. He's got a lead foot page.
04:17:11
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Also, Stan, if you pretend like you're Moses and you part that a bitch like the Red Sea, it won't get in your way. I'm just saying.
04:17:20
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You see the beard bald. Get out here and twist it. I'm coming in, baby. Let me go ahead and slide this out of the way. You're not going to feel it, but at the end of the day. But I am. You're not going to feel but will. We got an only foot page, an only eye page.
04:17:42
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The only beard page.
04:17:49
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Eventually we'll have enough people to have one fully functioning human. for like one We'll have we' have one only person page one day. Oh, fucking Mr. Potato Head over here.
04:18:02
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Goddamn Frankenstein's monster.
04:18:09
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Yeah, that was where the villagers came a-knocking. You know what they say? If the villagers are knocking, don't come a- Wait. nothing Exactly. Yeah, that was the van. I thought about that, too, when I said, like, ah, that won't work. Oh, my God. My dick's so small, I feel like every time I end up i take a piss, I'm going to end up on the Epstein files.
04:18:32
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Is it egg-shaped? Jedi's eyes rolled into the back of his head trying to comprehend that comment.
04:18:47
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He's like, how did he know I had an egg-shaped dick? Wait, he's talking about Epstein. Hold on.
04:18:53
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It's like every AI bot just clicked in. What? I think he just malfunctioned the internet. Did he say?
04:19:05
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thanks Sir Shaman, how you doing over there, buddy? Whoa. Flirt with my co-host. Oh, I'm good. Amy's moving on.
04:19:19
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Yeah. Don't worry, man. Be just a little prick. That's exactly what I tell Kayla every time. You won't feel a thing. It's just a little prick.
04:19:33
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That used to be a lady's nickname. Kayla's just like, it's fine. Just don't wake me up. like Don't worry. This ain't gonna wake anybody up. right
04:19:44
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Stan. I hearts i love you, big Stan. What up, G-Lick? G-Lick in the building. I love you too, Stan. Dude, you know how happy it makes me to see you.
04:19:58
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I gotta get you up on the panel, bro You gotta come up on the panel with your fucking... the piano The P anal, bro. We got get you on that P anal, bro. Yeah, we got it. He's off the dude's shaman. He's a Florida guy. He wants to get you on that P anal, son. Let's go. yeah you he and He wants that P in his anal. It's completely anal. He wants that Florida man.
04:20:26
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You know what's up. He wants that P in his anal. You want to take a ride on the Florida man, Yeah, you may never wrote a dick. I mean, wait, what? Who?
04:20:39
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Ain't no dick like a Florida man. You mean a D-Ike? Yeah. A D-Ike? Ain't no D-Ike. Come in, D-Ike. where it? Hey, go get that anniversary. Anniversary anal. Hey, get that piano, Mandy. Get that piano.
04:20:54
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anniversary idol and still but get that piano mandy get that piano That piano. Piano got R. Kelly up in it. We don't do ditty parties.
04:21:14
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It's all consensual. These are all Ellen DeGeneres parties, so we're we yeah we're bringing it.
04:21:23
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Yeah, you're ready to it your lack of consciousness says consent.
04:21:31
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Love you, girl. and I love you too, brother. Oh, brother. Let me tell you something, brother. Oh, yes. Randy Savage and Hogan use the brother thing. Yeah, Shaman does a nice token. I feel like I do ah an okay-ish macho, man.
04:21:55
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we do we Shaman and I can be the mega power in this bitch. Didn't he, though, didn't he do this do the snap into a Slim Jim, right? Yeah, Macho Man. Yeah, snap into a Slim Jim. Yeah.
04:22:10
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Yeah, brother. You gotta strain it out. Yeah. Hogan was always... ah What the fuck did Hogan say? i don't know. I never liked Hogan. Hogan was a bitch.
04:22:27
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i don't know. where He liked the 20-inch pythons. Got the 20-inch pythons, brother. Say your prayers. don't know how many they work. 20,000. What are you going to when Hulkamania comes for you? are you going to do when Hulkamania runs wild on you? Yeah, Macho Man. Macho Man was always my guy. He like, I'm the macho man. I'm the cream of the crop. Oh, yeah. What are you going to do when I...
04:22:57
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Yeah, it's macho madness. Oh, yeah, brother. And when he gets his hands on you, brother, what he's going to you
04:23:09
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do to you? nothingpping boomlick year Now, is Linda running the show now? Vince stepped down or some shit like that? Vince is like eating a Ian in jail.
04:23:23
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Steph and Triple H are running the show. Yeah. Okay. Steff and Dinormous Titties and Triple H are running the show. i think Steff's Titties are running the show.
04:23:35
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don't remember back in the day. Okay, so what's Vince's son's name? Son? Shane. Shane O'Meatt. Shane. Is he a wrestler? haven't watched this since, like, the fucking 90s.
04:23:50
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was like yes He looks like a younger Vince, by the way. But what happened with him? Why is he such a fuck-up? mean, that sarcasm? Have you seen twins? Like DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger?
04:24:04
Speaker
oh who that like dan de vto and arnoldwarzeig Yeah. Oh, no. Shayna Mack looks nothing like that. Harley Day, is that sarcasm? Shayna's kind of like Danny DeVito. I feel like I do a pretty good macho man.
04:24:21
Speaker
i i don't know, but I don't know. also were bo we Also, we've been busting each other's balls since you came in here early, so i don't know if you're being sarcastic or if you're actually being legit. I think that was genuine. I thought that was genuine. I feel like my macho man is pretty spot on.
04:24:38
Speaker
I don't do impersonations. I didn't even see you. See, no sarcasm at all. That was that was great. I thought you'd have to say anyone. Diamond and Harley Dad, thank you guys for... i think I do a pretty good macho man. I don't do impersonations at all.
04:24:55
Speaker
But I think my macho man is like spot on. Sometimes I record it and then I hear it and I'm like, what a dildo. Yeah, I've done that too. um I'm better at mimicking. If I hear something, I can do it right after a lot better, especially like actions and shit.
04:25:13
Speaker
Yeah, so Jersey and Modog, they want to do karaoke on here one night. And I'm all...
04:25:23
Speaker
Also, ah we were supposed to do a roast tonight, but you know everybody gets scared. theyre all and I wrote a great ass. Man, what a waste. I got a great opening monologue, and it just went nowhere. It was such a waste because I didn't even get to use it. Let's hear Let's hear it. We got to hear it now.
04:25:44
Speaker
Okay, you want to hear it? Yeah. Yeah. but nonetheless yeah Roast of people that didn't fucking make it tonight. did like and didn't come Yeah, like that idea shopman I like that idea. I that idea but i do ask i did a opening monologue. that and it's it's It's not one hundred percent all me i will say
Roasting Plans and Audience Engagement
04:26:12
Speaker
that i did have chad gp help me but
04:26:15
Speaker
Like 95% of it is all me. This is all me. And i just he's not good with percentages, so he did 5% of it. It's the inverse. No, no, no, no. I'm retarded. And I know that my grammar is not the greatest. Self-proclined.
04:26:31
Speaker
So I made it. 98% of it was him typing it in to check. Yeah, so I was basically like, here's what I'm thinking. Correct my grammar and hit me up with your ideas.
04:26:43
Speaker
Because that's how I treat AI. like I want to be the originator, but I also want some of your input. so like i But you also wanted it to be funny, so you had to rely on outside. It already is.
04:26:57
Speaker
But I will say that most of this is me. but yeah so What was I talking about before I did the AI thing? You're going to do the metal log. Okay, so anyways. Ask the AI what you should say next. Where's Rock Lee at?
04:27:14
Speaker
um you You need to start being here more. You've got to come up on the panel, bro. Every Saturday night, dude, we we drop the... um I'm really sad and I'm disappointed because this is like legit.
04:27:31
Speaker
the fifth time I've tried to do a roast and everybody wants to talk shit and everybody thinks I'm And I'm not. So so this is this is the monologue that I had.
04:27:42
Speaker
This is the monologue that I Roast them, bro. Roast them, bro. And I roasted myself in this monologue just so guys know. So it's like, all right, all right. Settle her down. I can already feel the tension in the room.
04:27:55
Speaker
Welcome back. Or welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. you The only show brave enough or dumb enough. To ask the question, to roast or not to roast Glick?
04:28:07
Speaker
Now let's just address the ah the obvious. And I'm um um'm pretty drunk right now. we're Just have the AI read it for you. I can't. I can't. ah Yes, I know. I'm an easy target. I'm loud. I'm dramatic.
04:28:23
Speaker
I treat every episode like it's WrestleMania. And I'm defending a championship belt that doesn't exist. They're behind me. But let's be honest. If you're going to roast someone, you roast the star of the show.
04:28:38
Speaker
And unfortunately, for all of you, it's me.
04:28:46
Speaker
Some people say roasting builds character. Some say it builds humility. And I can't say half these words. in my case but just go to build yeah in In my case, it's just build my villain origin story.
04:29:05
Speaker
Tonight I've opened the door, I've handed over the mic, and I've allowed these comedians, these friends, and professional haters to take their best shot.
04:29:20
Speaker
And I know what you're thinking. Click, are you nervous?
04:29:26
Speaker
Nope. I was born ready, son.
04:29:31
Speaker
You think I host a show called nonsensical nonsense without developing thick skin, please? I've served. I've survived comment sections. I've survived group chats. I've survived my own ideas.
04:29:46
Speaker
But here's the thing. If you're going to roast me, you better bring it because when it's all over, and when the smoke clears, when the punchlines fade, I'm still glick. I'm still standing.
04:29:58
Speaker
I'm still running this circus. So, ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn, tighten up your jokes, and let's find out. To roast or not to roast, Gluid.
04:30:10
Speaker
Let's light this thing up. Not bad. I think that was those was but i was pretty legit. i Majority me. I mean, yes, did ChatGPT help me, but that was majority me.
04:30:25
Speaker
I give it like a That's good. That's good too, Sean. So you're talking the roasts like the old days, right? With the Rat Pack back in the day. I don't know. I was just putting shit in there and playing with ideas. I don't know, man. I'm not a maybe-man.
04:30:51
Speaker
doesn them with nuts just puts it in there and plays Well, the format, though, like the the format of the roast was with Jerry Lewis, Frank Sinatra. They'd all get together and roast the shit out of i but They had a center podium.
04:31:05
Speaker
they had a air Yeah. do it the same way. Jeff Ross. That was really popular in the 70s and the 80s. They still do it the same way they used to.
04:31:20
Speaker
so the day They frowned upon because back then, dude, there was no holds barred. Don Rickles and shit like that. Rickles was funny as fuck.
04:31:32
Speaker
No, no, hold no holds barred like just bring it because like this is my thing also Stan. Yes Also shut up Stan
04:31:47
Speaker
Kevin ghosted the roasted. He needed someone to approve that message. Also, like, that's good. No participation. applause yeah i Shut up, Stan. He just mouth orgasm. Calm down, Glick.
04:32:05
Speaker
Also, shut up, Stan. Stan, you're lucky i'll love you, buddy. ah But there yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like, that's what I wanted. No holds barred. no whole bar like Every Saturday, you know, we we all bust each other's balls.
04:32:22
Speaker
We all roast the fuck out of each other. you know, whatever. Every Saturday, like, I've legitimately tried this five times now. And everybody acts like I'm afraid. But it's my idea. Like, I want you guys to roast the fuck out. already know what you guys are going to bring to the table.
04:32:42
Speaker
My relationships. The network. I'm fat. my, you know, whatever. like Like, I know what you guys are going to bring to the table, but I'm... That's low-hanging fruit, and we know you don't eat fruit. What? Because you're fat, you bet, fuck.
04:33:01
Speaker
Yeah, no, like, I'm legitimately putting myself out there, but everybody, oh like well, let me rephrase that. A certain couple people who remain nameless act like I'm afraid to be roasted. I'm not afraid to be roasted. like Bring your fucking A-game, but if you fucking bring some bullshit-ass fuckery, I'm going to call you night on it. We know you're afraid to be roasted. It's okay. hey help oh on Hold on. I don't know if if unless I'm the only one that's seeing this or I'm the only one that's a real friend, but did you know you're frozen right now?
04:33:41
Speaker
Am I frozen? He's bad for a while. He's frozen in terror from the roast. I am. But can you hear my voice? yeah Yeah. Yeah, but you were frozen before you even started the the monologue. because That's all that matters. Because he's so scared, Shaman. He's so scared. you're You're just as good as me now. You're just as good as the PFP.
04:34:02
Speaker
I know, right? Oh, shit. i It's not showing frozen on my end. But at the end of the day, as long as you're... As long as you can hear my voice, that's all that matters. that's way but not I can feel your voice, Dad. i He's sitting on his face right now, Shaman. That's why you feel it.
04:34:22
Speaker
no I can feel it. Good vibrations. You like how my voice feels? You like that, don't you? Yeah, you do. Dirty little PMP.
04:34:36
Speaker
Here's your who's the Who's the dirty PFP? Click his.
04:34:47
Speaker
I heard you say that, by the way, Jedi. Or not Jedi, Shaman. elu Yeah, I would never... He's a disgusting lizard. There you go. There we go. i yeah Gentlemen, this this is a fucking roast, not ah a hookup app, okay? You need to quit for Hey, you shut some sp your fucking whore mouth, all right?
04:35:11
Speaker
My whore mouth is wide Don't you... Don't my lizard mouth wide open. I had an iguana when was a kid. you You are feeling some sort of way...
04:35:23
Speaker
Yeah, Shaman's D-bagging right now. Isn't that the Kabota dragon? um shaman shaman Shaman's looking for the number two spot, Jed. I suggest you step your game up.
04:35:36
Speaker
Yeah, he'll take a number two right all over you. No, he won't. He saves that for you. Mm-mm. All right, you want the real nasties? with come up Shocking. Harley Dad is in his weird, creepy, dark cave right now. Sitting on the front fucking porch.
04:35:58
Speaker
whatever that ah or likes behind me My bad. I'm not going to sit like this because that I'll throw my back out. What's up, everybody? Well, you know who won't throw your back out is Glick. Not Glick for what I'm hearing.
04:36:12
Speaker
Exactly. What's up, Glick? Good to see you, buddy. Well, I don't see you now, but I saw you earlier. okay Yeah, he was frozen. Harley what?
04:36:28
Speaker
Harley what? You cut off everybody, right? did I decided. okay I was like, ah like la Lazy didn't react. Lazy didn't react, so I didn't know. It was just me or Lazy. I do want to be the one to burn. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
04:36:45
Speaker
I'm so bored by Glick and I forgot I had a face. Isn't it weird that we see Glick's name and his background, but it's still Glick?
04:36:56
Speaker
and yeah Everybody freeze. I think not my go teas we have right now. There's three, four goatees going on right now. I swear to God, I thought these two were brothers. They sound almost alike. They almost do.
04:37:14
Speaker
And then I'm like, that'd be Glick's brother, man. Glick's cool as shit. That'd be his brother. I thought I started. That's what Yeah, Glick got the looks. I got the brains. Am I see i think fucking like that i was seeing lizard private parts? parts.
04:37:34
Speaker
Look at Glick's sitting there rethinking his head. That's my dick. Now you know it's really bad when I got to bring up my glasses and see if there is a little bit of a gun or a gun. Do your glasses have one lens missing?
04:37:51
Speaker
You should have a monocle. Sorry, Lazy. I stole your joke. Sorry. know we not here Have it fold down. so I think my intro is bad.
04:38:10
Speaker
Welcome to the show. i appreciate you coming to us live from your dungeon with 14 Chinese. Well, if Lazy would unlock the fucking door and let me out.
04:38:21
Speaker
No, i can't really I can't. I can't risk you getting away. i understand that you got a... You got a... Making sure that... them youngins are still shackled up and stuff like that. Listen.
04:38:36
Speaker
Oh, shit. Once they the island, they needed a place to This is all satire. This is all satire, everybody. Harley Dad was like, are you ever 18? Do you want a green card? well It's like, break out the waivers.
04:38:51
Speaker
The NDAs.
04:38:55
Speaker
NDAs? NDAs on the house. I don't think it's rude to talk about green cards when we have a one-eyed person here. He can't even see color. I just wrote those. I don't see color either, Lazy. He's deafblind.
04:39:11
Speaker
Yeah, just want to draw out there that Harley does ask the most... I'm going to be honest, after this, I wish I was deaf and blind....which is the most important question before he offers them a green card. Like your pigments free of color.
04:39:26
Speaker
Like your skin's free of color, right? We don't care you need to give them a green card legally. All we're worried about is that you're over 18. That's the most important... that is oh That is so much more ironic than you realize. don't want to say some dumb shit.
04:39:51
Speaker
but yeah i don't follow the drama i'm just just i just i'm just protecting you bro i don't want to say some dumb shit Oh, so you're not going to talk then? Actually, actually, guys, I'm only 16. We always say, we always. We know that. That's why Lazy hangs out with you. We know that.
04:40:15
Speaker
Hey, how dare you? Allegedly. Allegedly. I mean, it's been for eight years now. not in the Wired Files, okay? I'm not in the Wired Files. The Wired Files.
04:40:30
Speaker
Oh, that's fucking great. Oh, but elder do That was good, baby. That's fucking good. Cheers, y'all. a man stand said I love Shadow Man talking about seeing someone. Right? I saw that. we've got a point but you Again, um I can't sit backwards so the light hits me. I mean i can't go inside. so many fucking people look Give a break.
04:40:58
Speaker
I just want to be that mysterious figure, you know? You can be a new superhero, Shadow Man. the The Shadow News. Welcome to Not-South.
04:41:10
Speaker
We have a pirate. We have a Shadow Man. We have A lizard who's looking sexy. We have a bright fucking spotlight. We need a fucking parrot, dude. That's what we need. And then we have Wiccan Jenna. Just get James Ottawa. He'll repeat everything we say. Take it in my ass. Take it in my ass.
04:41:30
Speaker
We'll get a cartoon parrot and it'll be his voiceover, right? That's it. That's all i'll do. Holy Are you cheating on me? What's up, Scotto?
04:41:49
Speaker
How dare you, Scotto? What's up, Scotto? Scotto in the fucking house? Scotto. Right, Drew? What's up, Drew in the house? Yeah, that fucking... Liar files. That's hilarious.
04:42:05
Speaker
I don't understand. Every now and then, Lazy has a decent joke. Every now and then. I only wish you did once in a while. want to know why because like every once in a while I'll go ahead and text them something and he'll read it out loud.
04:42:23
Speaker
Go ahead and send me a text, Shaman. Those are all my jokes. Send him a dick pic, Shaman. No. Oh, see how it is, Scotto. I see how it is, Scotto. I see how it is, Scotto.
04:42:35
Speaker
I see how it is, Scotto.
04:42:39
Speaker
i see these ah We're all little boys up here. i mean, i mean i have i have been ridiculed. i have been judged. i have been beat down for our our special connection. But have you been beat off?
04:42:55
Speaker
Probably more times. Have you been beat on? Okay, so Lazy's doing his job then. Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. i yeah wow but I just figured with the OnlyFans page. People get jealous of Scotto and I's relationship.
04:43:14
Speaker
yeah Well, Scotto, it depends on what ring you're talking about. Yeah, I thought she liked a cock ring. um We got a cock ring for Valentine's Day. i mean i mean i mean, the question was asked.
04:43:31
Speaker
Who would be the bottom? Yeah. between scotto and click and before anybody can answer Scotto put in all caps with exclamation points on the bottom. I'm just saying. Oh, my.
04:43:46
Speaker
people is I need a longer blanket. ah With the YouTube delay, I'm just saying, Scotto sounds like material. What Scotto meant was if he's with you, then he's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. That's that's what he said. This is probably a true story.
04:44:07
Speaker
i love you glick you're awesome well it's true love ah sweet 1101 so we should be feeling some here really only 1101 why do i keep looking like have a lot i'm not looking for the time i'm always it's uh it's the it's always telling me shaman's gotta leave because he works seven days shaman always leaves when i show up Or maybe I just come late. No, you get on stream late. The party's really getting started now. Most people are just waking up.
04:44:46
Speaker
Yeah, well, i gotta I gotta be up at, well, basically in like four, four and a half hours from now. Oh, damn. Yeah, somebody wake him up before he go-go's. Go get some damn sleep.
04:44:57
Speaker
Nice reference, Jedi. yeah Shaman, you you beautiful... so Actually, you know what? Shaman, you sexy son of a bitch.
04:45:08
Speaker
I appreciate you coming into this panel. You lizard-ass person. isn't Shaman is one of very few people that nobody's ever seen yet. Everybody calls him sexy. so i mean He's doing something right.
04:45:19
Speaker
That's good boy. I can neither confirm nor deny.
04:45:27
Speaker
And I have seen Shaman. Nor can he read or write. i did. It was with this eye. This is the only eye that saw him. Well, I kind of got a glimpse of Shaman. I got kind of got a glimpse of Shaman once when I peeked through the glory hole, but...
04:45:42
Speaker
um Anyway, moving on. Weren't we talking about that the other night or something? He saw the Brown Hills. so perhaps down Yeah, were the Brown Hills last night. my God, see, it's in the air. It's in the air. Yeah, it's like and everybody's vibrations. It's like Shaman. It's like Lazy's Legs, always in the air.
04:46:05
Speaker
yeah i was a we i apologize that was a horrible joke why are you white was scott why are you not up on this fan see i'm going back to my last statement that i wish I wish Harley Dad would have a good joke once you true pirates for hijacking this motherfucker a little out of practice so i know I go back to why are you... I don't know listening to it. So I would say, Glick, um you probably get more people come up on panel because it such you're it's a restream. The StreamYard isn't really being dropped Lazys. was dropped once that I saw.
04:46:42
Speaker
So if you drop it a couple more times, then people on Lazys can click it too if they want. Wait, you're restreaming? That's so confusing. It's Lazy It is the Lazy Shama show. That's for that is true. that yeah it takes to It takes two to take one. I mean, this is a weird Saturday night because everybody got scared because I called everybody out and I was like,
04:47:14
Speaker
We're doing a roast this Saturday night. Y'all come up and roast me. and everybody ask But typically with no restreams. Is that a robot overlord? Yeah, but typically the panel is full with no restreams.
04:47:30
Speaker
I mean, understand I understand we we don't have as many subscribers as some other channels, but engagement-wise, we do way better than people who have A lot more followers than us But yeah no no I appreciate And actually and actually Jed I gotta I gotta to say this to you bro Not that it matters because It's always there and everybody's welcome to Restream channels anytime But Jed are you Restreaming But Jedi did ask. Jedi did ask. I texted him way in advance. I was like, hey. yeah no fun i've got no I've got no problem with the restreaming. I was just pointing out that the link isn't over on the page. Yeah, the restreaming is always available.
04:48:17
Speaker
Let me point out even we point out that the asked you, right there to i'm total them too The only downside I can see to that is you may have three people watching there, five here, six over there when you're probably one spot.
04:48:40
Speaker
that That is one of the downfalls of restreaming.
04:48:45
Speaker
I understand getting them to go, but then after about, you know I don't know, an hour or so, you bring it you know you start bringing them down back into one spot. Yeah. No, I mean, you know, um no, typically on Saturday, I knew so i knew tonight was going to be a questionable night because, like I said, I get called out all the time because everybody thinks I'm afraid of a roast or anything like that. Well, you were frozen in terror earlier.
04:49:13
Speaker
I was frozen. I was frozen. Wow, that's because... well all alright Well, if I can pull the curtain back. Jedi did send me a message and he yelled at me and he scolded me so then I got frozen and terror in That's understandable. Sometimes when those midgets yell at you, it's really scary.
04:49:34
Speaker
i Well, yeah, I know. i And then I had to message him, and I had to ask him, is it okay if I... good but me not but The last person that did not heed my warning lost their leg. Just saying. yes I'm not to name names.
04:49:47
Speaker
But I'm not going to name names either, but it sounds like it rhymes with Harley now. That is true, because his warning was, hey, don't stick your leg in that wood chipper. So...
04:49:59
Speaker
Oh, yeah. now technically Typically on Saturday nights with no restreams, so we we we have a full panel. Oh, yeah. And i I post it on my page to try and send people over here to hang out. fuck lets Let's all come hang out. I tried to tag smoke, but I couldn't. that Dude, that fuck. ah You Uh-oh, you broke smoke. broke
04:50:31
Speaker
You don fucking derailed the whole conversation. You made my electrical blanket fucking fail. Wait, you got an electrical blanket? You think that thing could jumpstart your eye? could. It's with power in my eye, dumb fucker.
04:50:49
Speaker
We all know that he's covering that high because he's like so he's half Cyclops. So if he lifts that up and shoots the laser beam... I'm doing it for your protections. He's a goddamn borderline X-Men. AI's gonna... You're all doomed if this thing gets a look at you. Is that AI or NI?
04:51:07
Speaker
It's an NI. Yes. um to ah ah See, there's my one good joke for the night.
04:51:21
Speaker
ah yeah He's retired after that one. don I'm getting there, dude. It's almost blast-off time. We're only nine minutes into the 25 gram minute. No, 25 of the...
04:51:35
Speaker
his ipad for gram wait a minute know twenty five of the
04:51:42
Speaker
Edibles. Those little fuckers. house was popping up. going to fucking what, bro. I think they're working, Smoke. they think they're working. They're working better than your other eye. you
04:52:02
Speaker
I asked the guy after the LASIK, and I'm like, hey, can I get half my money back? And he laughed. He you half a $1 bill, didn't he? He's like, no.
04:52:15
Speaker
I got two good years out of it, though, before I lost it. Well, we know you got two good years. Oh, years, my bad. My health, dude. but it' like When I turned 50, I said, let's do the health tour and get mixed up. That'd be terrible if he lost his ears. He'd be fucking full of color. Univision. Unicycle.
04:52:37
Speaker
Hey, Smoke, Stan asked if he can call you Univision. Yeah, Univision. Unibrow. That's so funny. He's drowning now. It holds back water like a dam.
04:52:50
Speaker
ah that's so and i drowning now becauses it holds back water like a dam
04:53:03
Speaker
I gotta get you up here with me, bro. You gotta come up on the panel, dude. so So did Shaman say goodnight and just stayed up here? or Yeah, he did. He's in bed asleep, but he's up here. Shaman's like, likeck i love you so much, I'm gonna take you to bed with me.
04:53:25
Speaker
oh Oh, he's gonna take us all to bed with him. I'm still here because we seemingly started conversating some more. and then me know you we oh the way so he had to go to bed until got interesting. my that's such a lizard move i'm gonna i'm gonna slither my way out of this and head them bed
04:53:59
Speaker
um i'm a good to see yeah well We've heard that before. Now we don't trust you. We don't trust you. Now we know you're going to be watching us. I feel like somebody's watching me.
04:54:11
Speaker
um You make every step you make. That was Rockwell, wasn't it? good Michael cha Jackson to sing that little backdrop.
04:54:23
Speaker
Shaman, tune in tomorrow night, tomorrow evening for the Debut
New Show Announcements and Sports Talks
04:54:27
Speaker
episode. Yeah, you can hear him talk about wrestling. Of Beyond the Veil with my brand new co-host, Kayla.
04:54:38
Speaker
We're going to talking ghosties. He's going to be some. Oh, you're going to be talking about lazy? yeah That's rude. That's fucking rude. Everybody was thinking it. It seems accurate, but it's rude. Brand new show. Hello.
04:54:56
Speaker
Brand new show debut debuts tomorrow. Tomorrow evening beyond the veil with me and Kayla. That's awesome, dude. You might have to remind me. I'm down to tune in.
04:55:11
Speaker
Just drop in. Say what's up. Show us your lizard wiener. You know what I like. What's Megan? Yeah, that was Wait, what? Wait, what? um wait wait lizard Lizard wiener. Oh, lizard. this should lose no shit going on and a random How do you know he lost?
04:55:31
Speaker
a Salmo, he's going to glick and smoke some. It wasn't just the leg that I lost. Smoke! You were here last weekend.
04:55:40
Speaker
smoke yeah you were here last weekend Now you're here now. Now you're a part of the family, bro. You've been looped in. You're you're a glicking smoke, man. One of us. One of us. One of us.
04:55:56
Speaker
do You become a hashtag smoke. this thank How's the maggots, Michael? It's an F wire. I've been seeing that around lately.
04:56:10
Speaker
my All right, now I'm gonna leave for real. Y'all have a good one. I appreciate you, man. Get you some rest. let go so Y'all come up and ah stop by the channel, man.
04:56:26
Speaker
Yeah, stop by the channel. Make sure you check out the Lazy Shaman show every Friday night, 9.30 p.m. Eastern. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We go by Shaman's time.
04:56:37
Speaker
we go by seannas time You can watch their show, but they won't acknowledge you. But it's still a good show. Right? That is so true. That is so fucking true. No, fuck that. We'll acknowledge you, but not if you leave 30 seconds after you write it.
04:56:57
Speaker
Nope. They wanted to yell at me for not being there. But nonetheless, if you don't like to be acknowledged... You've never been there. You don't even know where our yeah if you don't like If you don't like to be acknowledged and you love Canadian, the Lazy Shaman show is the place to be.
04:57:16
Speaker
yeah Canadians do come there a lot for some reason. there's like five. yeah they really nice down they They're like rabbits. They just multiply and shit. they just Once you get one, they just fly. There's only 10 Canadians, we get one that comes over. We got 10% of the population.
04:57:35
Speaker
Yeah, so we got like half the population right now. yeah now You guys are awesome. You guys do a great show. I love you guys. I know I bust their balls and I'm so grateful every Saturday night. and i gotta to I got to make a Friday night where I come up and hang out with these guys. Preferably a Friday night when Jedi's not there. You want to have a real roast of Glick. You come up on our show. That's where you're going to get roasted.
04:58:00
Speaker
First and foremost, Glick is loved on the Lazy Shaman show. okay I mean, he's loved everywhere. Yeah, this is true. Except for your own show, honestly. Other than though.
04:58:19
Speaker
Everywhere but my own show, I'm alone. Yeah, you know. i mean and ah Jedi, when are you taking an expectation when you're going to be on the show?
04:58:32
Speaker
Asking for a shaman? I mean, a friend. It's going to become the Glick and Shaman show. sorry har now you shut your heart mouth um I'm not going to be there next Friday, so I'll show up.
04:58:45
Speaker
Oh, I wish I could be there next Friday. That's going to be the busiest stream you guys have ever had. Hold on, on guys. I went to all the witnesses. Wait, you're not going to be there next Friday?
04:58:56
Speaker
Yes, of course I'm going to be there, Sean. I'm trying to lure him into false sense of security. Goddamn. That's what Lazy does is he lures you in with a false sense of security. Next thing you know, you're waking up and you're like, did I get roofied? He loves you and leaves you.
04:59:11
Speaker
Good job letting you carry on. You led me into a false sense of insecurity. Shaman, you'd be the first person know if I wasn't going to be there. God. vice um um You're the only one that fell for it, Shaman. You're the first person that should have fucking known.
04:59:26
Speaker
Hello. bed So that's what I'm going for, right? was like, why the fuck am I just learning about you? Drew, you need to get control of your panel. Shaman, Shaman got a...
04:59:42
Speaker
He was like, wait, John, I'm not going be there next Friday. My real co-host Glick is going to show up. And then you're just. He was so worried. He's like, I had to deal with this fucking Sasquatch all night. Did you hear, though, that when you said you weren't going to there next Friday, right before Shaman's mic cut off, I heard And then he cut his mic off. He was wooing his sadness out.
05:00:05
Speaker
it was wooing his sadness out Oh, yeah. Because that's normal. who You don't have to be nice. school When he gets sad, he works. Lord. fucking A. God damn it. You let the Aussie up.
05:00:25
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um yeah yeah and i leave easy take everybody yeah i might follow a I might leave now, too. you, brother.
05:00:37
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Good guy. Have a very long, Shaman. We'll see you again. Harley, thank you. With one eye. With one eye hello with the good eye.
05:00:50
Speaker
so betty ryan smoke up Thank you for your comment on the DeLorean video, Harley. yeah No problem. That was pretty fucking cool. Oh, shit. Megan, I subscribed your channel. I got to go over there and and watch it. Yes. Thank you. Thank you, Jed. That's what I do want to say. I saw that you subscribed. So thank you. Absolutely.
05:01:09
Speaker
Yeah, we're still good, Rig Pig. We're still good for that, Rig Pig. Although your Broncos, you know, did fail. I uploaded my videos to my channel yesterday of the DeLorean and stuff. So these guys have all commented. That's what I came up to thank them for.
05:01:24
Speaker
i had a date night last night and uh sorry glake oh sorry dick sorry glake who's who's got a bronco i got a delorean No, Rig pig ri Pig is one of my friends he's in chat. He's a Broncos fan. So he we have a thing. He's like, we're still good. And I was like, we're good, although your Broncos failed to eliminate a certain game. Don't I know that name, Rig Pig, from the trucking universe? Sorry, Drew, I didn't make a decision. Oh, That's commit to tell well pass and that okay. If can, for one moment, uninterrupted, Rig Pig,
05:02:08
Speaker
I know you're a Broncos fan. I love me some Bo Nix. Fucked on Elway. And fucked in the Broncos as a Cleveland Browns fan. And it hurt me. oh And I felt so good rooting for the Denver Broncos because I love Bo Nix.
05:02:29
Speaker
And if you want to hear me talk more about my love for Bo Nix and turning the corner and Turn in the corner to the Denver Broncos. Tune in every Sunday afternoon for Unnecessary Roughness right here on the Nonsensical Network. Oh, look at how slick that was. That was fucking slick.
05:02:47
Speaker
That's a host right there, baby. That's a host right there, baby.
05:02:54
Speaker
oh that that was pretty good. Yeah, just glad I'm in there, so to speak. I'm a host.
05:03:02
Speaker
I'm going out though that Bo Nix was an Oregon duck. Just throwing that out there, you know, but a but go we hang anno as as that as a Michigan Wolverine.
05:03:13
Speaker
ah your i love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love that the Oregon ducks and all them sexy ass uniforms joined the big 10. Oh, actually Holly, um,
05:03:29
Speaker
husband so Also Marcus Mariota Was an Oregon duck So let's calm down So was um Herbert Justin Herbert Yeah, I had Justin Herbert's the man with his sexy long locks. um I'm getting a Lombardi trophy tomorrow. I got a 3D print of the two Seahawks. You are not getting Lombardi trophy. You did not play in the Super Bowl. Calm down. Yes, I did. ah like ah You're buying one offline way more than you should. I'm getting the two Seahawks.
05:04:01
Speaker
You could ask Jim Bob down the road who has a three d printer punch you. No, I actually... I could ask Jim Bob, but Jim Bob's work is not that good, Glick.
05:04:13
Speaker
ah No, I've got a friend in Melbourne who's... Jim Bob made this, and I'm pretty happy with it. Oh, my friend does the Seahawks. um That's my Thor's hammer.
05:04:26
Speaker
Yes. I'll show you my hammer, but your panel will get taken down. I'll show you my hammer, but you couldn't see it.
05:04:36
Speaker
yeah i would show you at g gla we can
05:04:51
Speaker
Oh, very nice. I need everybody to shut the fuck up. need everybody to shut the fuck up. And give my um my sweet... You can both show me your hammer. I love this shirt. What does your jersey say? yeah. Oh, that's fucking great, fucking great. French jersey, right?
05:05:18
Speaker
Fagell?
05:05:23
Speaker
well the best part is i actually got paid to wear this as seventy s and gas up here go buy shirt and then here i'll pay to wear it on my stream so me
05:05:39
Speaker
hey god stood father nine has to be the number doesn't it um um was sixty eight when it's sixty nine sixty eight me do me and i owe you wine I'm 69. Let me see. Beautiful. There they are. Patty's Day. Got the green.
05:05:55
Speaker
yeah know let me yeah that's the dead one i'm sixty nine but okay me you yes beautiful money there they are almost in patty's day huk got the green Well, they're actually blue-gray, but they look green and inside. But they look gray outside. Yeah, it's wild. Yeah, right either way. Very nice. Also, how can i get that shirt? And can I wear that shirt if I had it?
05:06:26
Speaker
Only the shirt, nothing else. Come on, you want to wear a scarf, you know that. Duh. Do you want me to send you a picture of it? sustain Does the stain come with it? Video, a movie picture, if you will.
05:06:41
Speaker
The stain come with yeah signature it. is ah guy Yeah, First and foremost, Scotto, yes. If you want to picture me in that shirt, yes.
05:06:56
Speaker
Also, how great would that be if I rolled up here on a Saturday night in a pink shirt that said Pajot. Pajot? And it's signed. It's signed. But how great would that be if I was just like, ooh. It's an a DNA signature. I'll send you the link. I'll send you the link.
05:07:19
Speaker
I got to say this. So like last night I had date night, and we ended up having like dinner and movie at the house. Where'd you take them? I was like, where'd you take them?
05:07:30
Speaker
Sorry, Drew. Sorry, go ahead. That's all right. I was thinking about Megan because we were watching this movie called The Bone Chapter. You were on date night thinking about Megan? No. um It's called bone de yeah Bone Temple. I thought it was an Australian movie. and Later on, I came to find out it was like it was made in ah North Yorkshire in England.
05:07:54
Speaker
and I was like, oh, I totally missed that one. rate My father's family is from North Yorkshire. that okay yeah well You'll like this movie then. It's actually a really good movie.
05:08:06
Speaker
um so but So Drew, but real quick, sorry to interrupt Drew. I'm sorry, go ahead. sorry Well, I was just going to say you were on a date night thinking about Megan and I mean this with all love and respect was that to make sure you didn't get a boner?
05:08:18
Speaker
Well, this is This is the funny part. So so she's she's a character for disabled kids, right?
05:08:29
Speaker
And she she on the side she tastes like people with autism and shit. And there's this one there's this one lady that has autism. And she loves Australia. She absolutely loves Australia, this this this autistic lady.
05:08:41
Speaker
And she got a shirt that says C-U-N-T on it. And she has no idea what it means. And she asked her, what does C-U-N-T mean? says, see you in the North Territory. I was like, Have you seen the one with Kurt Douglas where it's called Bumar?
05:08:59
Speaker
And they make the women like They cut off their arms and legs and make them as like baby makers. Drew, ah that was actually that was actually a travel slogan. That's crazy. Yeah. Drew, that CUN was actually Northern Territory travel.
05:09:19
Speaker
so been a few years ago. There was an international slogan. I believe the movie that she's talking about is actually home footage from Lazy's house. No, it's Bone's Home Hot.
05:09:35
Speaker
Bone's Home Hot. um did i and then And then later on, it' actually turned into Bone Temple. Let's go! I love Bone Temple. I thought that was such a good movie. You're not getting to hold your goddamn panel. Listen, it's nonsensical network. We're doing exactly what we're supposed to be doing, so nobody needs to take control. I just want to say, blah, blah,
05:10:08
Speaker
i think I think that's how it says, Flon. Welcome. Welcome. we All smiling. You came in here smiling. You won't leave here smiling. You're legally disappointed. You're going down. That's what he tells all the girls. You won't leave here smiling.
05:10:25
Speaker
You'll be disappointed. True story, Harley. You know what I'm talking about. I'm not asking how you know that, Harley. Yes, I am. How do you know that?
05:10:34
Speaker
that as got of and that's that was that's smile on her face she's like hey i'm on a be on and and She's like, Oh, Scotto, is that Avatar you, Laurie, Remy in? Is that what that is, Scotto? It's from a Cardi B It's Cardi B. If he says so, I would have said what Holly said, because as soon as I saw that crowd, I thought he'd get way of Remy. He liked it for obvious reasons, right? Yeah.
05:11:09
Speaker
What countries are from? The majority of us at majority are in America, but Megan is in Australia, but the rest of us are in Australia.
Immigration Stories and Panel Tensions
05:11:18
Speaker
I have my own island.
05:11:20
Speaker
like i I'm trying kind of like on the boat like I want to try to figure out how to marry an Australian or Canadian. Oh Megan's right here. Walk out of the u s how i did this I did this with a Hispanic person long time ago. did what? now You did what with an Hispanic person? Wait a minute. I married him i and let him become a US. Don't do a glick. Don't do a glick. Here we go. I need you guys to be quiet. for just Just to say. ah oh
05:12:00
Speaker
I think it says flaw, right? Is that right? flaw Fla? Fia. Whatever. i'll take flaw. um you Are you in America? are you in america yes sir Why, okay, first and foremost, you're in the country with the biggest dick. Why wouldn't I want options? Why wouldn't I want options? what why why Why are you trying to marry outside of the country? You do realize that we're trying to keep all the other countries out of here because we're so... Yeah, dude. It kind of sucks, bro.
05:12:34
Speaker
It's true. Wait. I'm not liking what I'm seeing. You are... Megan, calm down, Megan. Megan, just shut the fuck up for a minute. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I like her already. You're like on the 90 Days Fiance's
05:13:01
Speaker
oh my god i would like murder people on 98 days fiance was gonna say in all fairness you don't have to marry somebody to move to another country you can just move it now so can i tell you a story can i tell you a story i'm like 50 years old right now right But back when I was like 28, there was this Hispanic guy that, you guys aren't even listening, so should I carry on or should I just shut the fuck I'm listening. He was coughing. He was coughing. Nobody else was saying anything. He was coughing.
05:13:35
Speaker
So I married this guy yes who was a Hispanic guy so he could get his papers and he paid for my schooling because I'm a poor bitch and he was like, you help me get my fucking citizenship. I'll pay for your college. So I was going to City College and he was paying for my classes and it was a transaction. It sounds fucked up, but we were also dating. so But whatever. It doesn't matter.
05:14:05
Speaker
You do realize that you just admitted on a live internet stream to a felony, right? I think it was like 20 years ago. I don't get off Really? I'm saying. Can I tell you something that was really fucked up? Give me that one. Let me tell you this story. We went down to l L.A. to go like get like the proper. like We had to go in and sit in with the guy and show him pictures and like whatever.
05:14:31
Speaker
We were like sitting. like this we had to drive down to L.A., which is far from where we're at ah And then we we're like, and we're in this fucking hallway or like this waiting room. And there's a bunch of people in this. This little kid from this Hispanic couple runs your like runs around, falls and fucking busts open his mouth and starts bleeding everywhere. And the Hispanic couple is, they're just like, it's your. And then the, ah I don't know. They're like, you have to get back to the line. But they're like, no, dude, no. It's okay.
05:15:06
Speaker
Don't be all right. This little kid fucked them up and made me feel so sad for them because they'd been waiting there for at least six fucking hours. And their little fucking toddler runs and busts their mouth open, bleeds everywhere. And then they tell them that they have to like, anyways, that was super sad.
05:15:24
Speaker
But so we get in there. It's super easy. Show some pictures. You're like, yeah, this is what, what, what. i no But that was like 2005, I guess. I'm old. I'm like 50. Did you give her your place in line?
05:15:42
Speaker
Or them? i first She wasn't that torn up about it, Smoke. they weren First of all, they were in front of us. And to be honest, I would have because it was really sad. Like it made my head. I would have probably given my place in line. They're like, no, the kid's okay. It's okay. And they're like, no, you got It was really fucked up. I don't know. It's just unless you've like been in that situation and you see these people who are desperate.
05:16:12
Speaker
and trying do the thing. Like literally trying to do the right thing. Dude, standing in a fucking lawn in the fucking downtown LA for like 10 hours. Dude, it's so fucked up. like i can Like fuck off to anybody who's like, these fuck these immigrants. I don't know what these people. fuck First of all, you're making very strong. Hold on. You're making very strong statements right now. Okay.
05:16:38
Speaker
Just saying. I'm just saying some people might have a problem with what you said, but it's fine. I don't give a fuck. I'm just saying my experience. Right, but you not giving a fuck is what we're doing. We're not giving a fuck about your dumb story.
05:16:56
Speaker
We don't care about your story, and we're entitled to not care about just like you don't care about what anybody else says, so it's fine. So let's move past this and have a good panel and have some fun. First of all, hi bray my story is experience.
05:17:09
Speaker
These dumbfuckers, everybody who hates them, they have no experience. How do you know? How do you know? That's all I'm saying. Shut the fuck up. You know they have no experience. Shut the fuck Oh, really? I have no experience, huh? I have no experience in this, huh?
05:17:26
Speaker
You should probably know who you're talking to before you come and start that shit. Anyway. Some magic. And then we do that. You know what? I'm sorry. I don't know Fia at all. and I don't know where she came from. that's all right uh tpp is a little bit of a madhouse so it's expected it's it's not very often that harley dad and i agree with each other because you know i got i got no i got no hate i got Harley Dad and You're the same persons just from alternate universes. Don't get too close.
05:18:03
Speaker
Do not touch each other. Exactly. Yeah. Harley Dad and i bust each other's balls like crazy, but Harley. Pathetically. Yeah, you hit it right. You hit the nail on the head. did well, Harley. Nails, heads, grapefruits.
Discussion Etiquette and Panel Decisions
05:18:20
Speaker
Food in Tokyo. You don't know. It's just the the fact that you're going to come in and tell your story and say that nobody else has any experiences other than your experience. That's bullshit. Everybody has their own experience. have no idea. who dude She doesn't know that i spent years working for immigration so um I'm sorry for you. like when I don't do drama on this shit. I don't do drama. I was trying to be nice.
05:18:52
Speaker
like They know if you want to come up in here and and and and and and and share your sob story for trying to get fucking illegal immigrants or green cards and you want to do this and the other thing, that then that's that's that sents you. but Yeah.
05:19:10
Speaker
i don't I'm not trying to be a dickhead, but that's not my thing. don't do drama. I don't want people to argue with each other. i don't want people to yell over each other. like know jedi Jedi is just like, shit, Glick is legit taking control of this panel and and stopping everybody. You're just doing what you're supposed to be doing.
05:19:39
Speaker
ah we don't We don't care about your story. We don't care about anything like that. We're just having fun. We we literally have 45 minutes left before I end this show. We would enjoy your story and we could listen to your story. We would enjoy your story and listen to your story just fine, but the way you came off Just automatically, well, don't give a fuck. Fuck you. don't care about your experience, but then why do we care about yours? Exactly. If you're not going to give us the courtesy and respect that you're expecting to get, then we're going to give it back to you. Blake, did you see that Eddie's backstage? Sorry to interrupt, guys. Oh, shit. Well, the thing is, Eddie's backstage. Yes, sorry. I didn't make that.
05:20:27
Speaker
I just showed there
05:20:32
Speaker
how you doing edie um bad w to see brother um gleck i might drop down not because eddie because i just showed up there made i see how it is You know I love you. Love you, Eddie. you're the only one on this panel aside from Scotto that I love, that I care for, and would hand you a glass of water if you were on fire. The other fuckers, no chance.
05:20:58
Speaker
I remember that. been on fire. not Thanks. I but you don yeah leg so i fine want to say real quick, what's up ATS? Also, I don't normally read private chats, but Fia, you don't really necessarily have to apologize. You didn't piss anybody off. It's just irritated people because A, you wouldn't let anybody else talk and B, as soon as they did, you just discounted their experience without even knowing anything about them.
05:21:31
Speaker
so Yes. I agree. I understand. i agree. I apologize. I'm a little drunk. It happens. Yeah, we've all been there. We've all been drunk. Thank you for having me back. Glick's drunk right now.
05:21:45
Speaker
um You're very passionate about your cause. Who said that? Who said I was drunk? I think Bill was lazy. Lazy said you were drunk, I think, Glick.
05:21:58
Speaker
I think it was that goddamn pirate. I don't know who let this pirate in here. Are you serious? yeah Yeah! That's my representative. The with the peg leg represents me it needs is me. Put us together. We got a full functioning human. My eyes are fine. You just hold the back. Okay, go ahead.
05:22:24
Speaker
Yeah, Pia, you're fine. don't know.
05:22:29
Speaker
Do you it's true? Do you think it's true? come the che Hold on, hold on. down, come down, come down.
05:22:40
Speaker
take ah Take a break. ah You're fine. i do that i don't We don't do drama here. we don't We don't bicker. We don't fight. No, it's not about drama. It's about real world.
05:22:53
Speaker
You're fine. we just yeah We create drama, Scotto. We know. say You're kind of It's a fine line. It's a gray area. tell them.
05:23:07
Speaker
I'm not being dramatic. see like I like that. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. let me let me Let me talk to it I'm not being dramatic.
05:23:19
Speaker
I've been doing this for a long time. I've been doing this for a long time. and i recognize but That's what all the drama channel people say. and You're doing it again already. Hold on. He asked you to stop. He is the owner of this panel. He asked you to stop so he could talk. So please stop and let him fucking talk. That's simple. one is been' doing this I've been doing this shit for a long fucking time. oh are you saying I can't talk? You can respond when he's done. oh just and thats the courtous That's the courteous thing to do is let someone talk and then you bring your counterpoints to the conversation. It's called a conversation or discourse. and It's not called arguing. It's not called down it's not that hard to understand.
05:24:00
Speaker
I'm not going to argue. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm not going to over speak you. I don't need to interrupt my entire panel for you. don't know you.
05:24:13
Speaker
Do your thing. Live your life. hope happy doing that. But at the end of the day, yeah, you're not fucking worth it. Get the fuck on. hi i Get the fuck on.
05:24:24
Speaker
done. She's done. i don't know who's I don't know whose stream she came from. She's done. i don't ban a lot of people, but I banned her. Harley Dad, thank you. Thank you, by the way.
05:24:35
Speaker
And thank you, panel. Thank you, panel, for... was like, where did I walk you to? Yeah. I don't do that bullshit. I don't have time for it.
05:24:49
Speaker
I'm sorry. I don't know whose stream she came from, but I don't, I don't, you know what? Like, Harley Dad, you and I fuck with each other. We bust each other's balls.
05:25:01
Speaker
But you mean you hit the nail on the head with the felony comment and stuff like that. And I don't know, man. I'm
Closing Remarks and Appreciation
05:25:11
Speaker
not going to let somebody who wants to come up here and and create drama and over talk everybody and everything else. Like, it it is what it is.
05:25:20
Speaker
Save that shit for somebody else's... take that shit wherever you want to take that shit. but no i Especially when she was brought back up and very and agreed to you know We can have a discourse. We can talk, and that's fine. But she just kept talking, even though you were like, hey, stop, please.
05:25:37
Speaker
You said please. Motherfucking Glick said please, y'all. Another soda. Please ever. You gave more warnings than you should have as well.
05:25:49
Speaker
and Exactly. that's That as well. And also, I know that she probably doesn't know who I am, but... That's what I do when people want to come up and be disrespectful to my friends and think that you can take over shit when, A, nobody even knows you.
05:26:03
Speaker
It's the first time here, and you think you're going to run the shit, and that's not how it works. Glick you the gli gave me the chance. I shouldn't say we because have nothing to do with it. But I tried to explain to you in a calm, rational manner, and you agreed, and then you came up and did the exact same fucking thing again. So you're not worth wasting our time on.
05:26:21
Speaker
Maybe give her a chance, but she's still there, because she was obviously pretty hammered. um yeah I think we all are. not. I'm not a little Fair enough, Drew. That's understandable.
05:26:34
Speaker
But how many second chances do you get? She already got one second chance. Does she need a third second chance? Wouldn't that be a third chance? I mean, how many chances are you going to get? That's a good one. That defies physics. Not tonight, obviously. Not tonight. I mean... Oh, yeah, not tonight. see what you're saying, Drew. Maybe at another time, can come back. Well, there's only 15 more minutes.
05:26:53
Speaker
Nah, she ain't coming back here again. She can get back on your guys' panel if she wants to. She ain't coming back here again. Romance is... as As my man said, as my then stand down, I said, don't apologize. G-Lick been saying dumb shit for years. Right? Indeed.
05:27:18
Speaker
It's almost like he knows you. you know He does. w that's That's an OG, man. That's one of up, Stiffy Hole? Hole?
05:27:32
Speaker
man Have a conversation. is
05:27:37
Speaker
That's a great point. There he is. That's merch right there. There's the parrot. The parrot's here. Parrot's here. Yes, stand flu yes bear stand.
05:27:48
Speaker
He is on a bear stand. yeah stand Dick Clark, we're getting him back. No, Wander, Wander, Wander, I don't know, and I've been here for years. We're training him with Casey Case until we're bringing him back, too. I've been doing this shit for, I've been doing this shit since, oh my God, been doing this shit for a long time, man. I don't do this. I missed her already. Stan, well, I know, don't you? I was like, come on, man, she's gold.
05:28:19
Speaker
We're ready, we're ready. Seven chances, four balls to I saw nothing but you know. What's up, Southern? There she is. Hi, Wendy.
05:28:30
Speaker
hey ah yeah Wendy's good. She comes up. She'll fucking like her ass up. Oh, she's there. Okay. She's on that agenda.
05:28:43
Speaker
sha shut of ne agenda Yeah, shout to the panel. Shout out to Harley Dad, man. Shout out to the panel. Shout out to Harley Dad. Shout out to the chat. I don't feel bad about this situation. I didn't feel bad about it beforehand. This is not a one-off.
05:28:59
Speaker
Now that you guys are all like on board with me, i don't want to feel bad. Not that I would feel bad. If you guys were all like like, you're an asshole, I'd be like... Wait, what were we feeling bad about? yeah right right and i feel Come on, I want to join in. What were feeling bad about?
05:29:13
Speaker
sure like three sorry did she get three we should give her the baseball three right she's still backstage three strikes i didn't even i didn't even go full like i know that's why we deprived ourselves of a good like yeah i feel like i was i was pretty respectable i was pretty i was pretty cordial i just I don't know. Drew, what do you think? I was interested to hear what she was going to say because she was like, I keep saying this Drew guy is Drew guy and like you guys are talking about something else. I don't know what she's going to say about me. I was like, what? I will say in all honesty, that was me being nice. That's level one.
05:29:55
Speaker
That's level one. That was commendable. I just want to holler at...
05:30:02
Speaker
i just i just want to i just want to holler at Southern grown. allla ah Get the fuck off my man, bitch. Oh, shit. scott ah Scotto is the scott was the source of so many homewrecks. This he's got hold a Guinness World Record for homewrecker. Don't you, Scotto?
05:30:28
Speaker
Scotto, let her know. Let her know, Scotto. Let her know. Let her know. What the problem me is when you get to slice two. when do you get to slice of this pie? There's there's plenty of scouting to go around. Trust me. I mean, I hurt.
05:30:44
Speaker
was actually going to come up here and give her tongue latching, but... i was actually gonna come up here give her like a tongue latching but I didn't get a chance. It sounds like that's what she needs, ATS, honestly. We'll put the back symbol back on and see what that happens. See if she shows up again.
05:31:04
Speaker
Somebody turn the fucking button She earned a badge that nobody ever earns. Nobody. i don't ban anybody. i don't block anybody. she earned All because I know what community she comes from.
05:31:21
Speaker
oh Oh, yeah. So what is teaching you? That's the People's Podcast. It's run by Eli. The People's Podcast? I've never heard of that.
05:31:35
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Eli was a First Amendment auditor, and he kept catching so many charges that he just literally had to stay at home to stay out of trouble with the law, and so he'd run messy panels.
05:31:48
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And somebody's echoing me. yeah da What's up, Scotto? How you doing, Scotto? Scotto, you beautiful son of a bitch. Oh, I love it. Are y'all moved in? yeah Is your life together? sort It's ah all like in this room. with we Finally.
05:32:13
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oh oh no No, yeah, yeah so so then you ain't wrong. I was about to take oh I was about to fucking take the earrings off and everything light over scott you ain't around That's my man's I
05:32:32
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so i can just see scott on it like watch this i don't trust so much yeah For the love that Scott is selling tickets, Luke. We seem opportunities.
05:32:48
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ah That's what Scotto does. He comes in, he causes derision, and then he sells tickets to the bike. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him right there. I'm going to give you your attorney. Turn your camera back on. Beautiful. Let's see.
05:33:02
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i'm good you pull i like type beard you said absolutely do turn your camera back beautiful fast let's see I want to see those names. Scotto, the center stage.
05:33:19
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Shit, I forgot what they were again. Colorized. Come on, Scotto. Show the names at least. There we Everybody be quiet. I'm almost done.
05:33:33
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He's getting a signature for it. yeah I need that shirt, Scotto. I got a... With DNA signature. I love that. Beautiful. if I can see that up by the finger. I like that color.
05:33:45
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and Passed one. That's what I said. By the cuticle. I see the color change. Scotto, how do I get that shirt? You see how his jersey says 68? You see how his jersey says 68? He's missing one and that's Glick.
05:34:01
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edie sixty eight move do me you think you will take like like If I could get that shirt in my big ass ass watch size, you don't think I won't show up here on Saturday night wearing that shirt?
05:34:16
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You got me fucked I'll bet you would. I know I would. ah I'd fucking wear it on my own. Just pass it around. It keeps coming around with the stains on it. Every time it gets to new person, it's got a new stain on it. It's up in its frame somewhere and it keeps moving around. Every time it gets to Drew, it stands on its own.
05:34:38
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And then it starts running away on its own.
05:34:43
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It's like, hey, we taught it how to walk. It's coming to you next. So basically, like James How to Wash Socks is what I'm prettier. computer your handcraft opens at this point I do have a feeling that James' socks say Fajou on them, though. I do have a feeling that's true. That's usually how 69 works for me. is is is I do my job and he owe me one.
05:35:17
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Shout out to my man Bad Gemini Without any coercion Or anything like that He was like yo my man Glick got them racist did not want him once I where the fuck was I was the professors maybe give nice he let's fuck i love that dude I always mess him. Every time I see him on the panel, I mess him call him Dark Gemini, and he's like, here we go with the dark shit. He has an impressive whiskey collection, if I'm not mistaken. He has very, very good taste in whiskeys. He had a great collection behind him, man. I tried to dive into the world of Gemini and his collection.
05:36:02
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oh excuse He was kind to me once. so He didn't make fun of me when he met me. He was roasting everybody in the whole fucking panel all night long, dude. And then I come in. And you knew he wanted to jump all over this, but he didn't. He showed me that kindness. He wanted to jump on your face. over that Fucking lazy. Because he knew this shit's low-hanging fruit, right? When you first meet, it's like... yeah
05:36:29
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What's really funny is when you when you get when you get that gymmin arms for members when you get Bad Gemini and Lazy Jedi on the exact same panel, all of a sudden it starts playing Ebony and Ivory. and and We don't know where it comes from.
05:36:40
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It's just every time. It's just randomly. start anyway moving on just said the back going It's from the heavens. hit the mac I remember him and Eddie Murphy, dude. make Eddie was making fun of and they're making fun of each other.
05:36:56
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Stevie Wonder. fuck yeah Eddie Murphy. it It doesn't surprise me that Stevie Wonder is one of your idols, actually, now that I think about it. Yes, he's half an idol. So is Ray Charles, too. Only half is idol.
05:37:09
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So is Ray Charles.
05:37:16
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The other half is Ray Charles, baby. So, I don't want to sound rude, but the the lady up and in the middle, oh right above me, do who Who are you? Sorry, I don't mean to sound rude. I haven't been on here in a while. It's Brittany. Nice to meet you, Brittany. It's Brittany, bitch.
05:37:36
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and Yeah, I'm a part of the network, sort of, kind of, still. I've just been very, very busy moving. know. I haven't even done my own live panel. I fucking can't fathom that.
05:37:53
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have like happy the The lady up in the middle hates me more than anybody else that me really blame her yeah other that throw I think that other chick now hates you more than Brittany does. I think that's Kayla. does not hate me. loves me. Bea me.
05:38:20
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actually like definitely might be ahead of brick canine briney No, I don't. He pronounces a silent K. That's adorable. She doesn't know me. The Brittany tattoo. Oh, that's it. Oh.
05:38:34
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wellton he doesn't know me but brit with the two britney tattoo been ah thatit and over i dream just you get but Not to interrupt and take over, Glick, but could you full screen me for a minute? Because I know Smoke asked earlier which pattern I went with on the leg.
05:38:53
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Yeah! so leg um Yes! Wait, who was he full screened? Me, Harley Dad. The dude in the middle. Oh, Harley Dad.
05:39:04
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The dude with the leg up on everybody. That's all custom made. Harley Dad.
05:39:12
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Oh, hell yeah. So I went with the... the Because it it did actually have the most votes. It's top tier show. Which is actually the... i love that It's the one I wanted anyway because I think it was the coolest pattern as well.
05:39:25
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hol dad How did you lose your life? a Fucking lazy bit it off one night. You were supposed to just nibble. and oh um no You had it coming, bitch. You had it coming.
05:39:36
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No, I was trying to come. There's a difference. Seriously, coming. well yeah and dream This is amazing. This is groundbreaking. that I learned my lesson. Harley had me before we started the Lazy Glicks Only fan page, and he was like, don't let him nibble your leg, bro.
05:39:58
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Wasn't that a Wars one? Did you have a Star Wars one in the mix?
05:40:05
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ah Yeah, there was one. a It was the Darth Vader was in there, yeah. Oh, that's awesome. I darnatorder i like that one. That one you guys... There were several them that I liked, but I'm like, I really like this one, and if it's going to be on my leg for a while, I wanted one that I really liked, but you all came through. It was seven of seven votes for the wolf, which was the majority. so What is that? How do they make that? Is that weaved into that...
05:40:31
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carage so and fabric i I literally buy fabric and take it to them and they cut it, they put on it and and they essentially fiberglass resin over it. So it's it's actual fabric. I can do a t-shirt.
05:40:44
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No, I can't. Once it's on there, that's it. But my next leg, I can get something else. you know And as long as it's like t-shirt tirt material or thinner, then they can do it.
05:40:56
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So any any fabric that's t-shirt material or thinner, then they can put it on prosthetics. I was going to get Lazy's penis printed on there, but ah the the fabric sample was way too small. They said nobody would ever see it. No, they said nobody would ever see because it because was way too small a sample.
05:41:13
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so That's got to be tough. How long did you do? You've got almost sit, make some choices, and then over a week, keep looking at it and make sure because once it's on there, it's on there.
05:41:25
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Exactly. so like if If they were to botch it, like if she if she messes it up when she's putting it on there, it's that's the way it is until you get a new leg. and this don They're not cheap, right? this this one so This is my fourth prosthetic I've had. all The three other ones were right around twenty between $20,000 and $25,000. The other three were between and This one, because it's actually and has microchips in it and my ankle actually works and all this shit and it's waterproof, this was like $45,000. No, 40, 45? that's cool.
05:42:00
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no forty forty five oh that's yeah That's not as bad as I thought it would be. Oh, I wanted to ask how, so I know it's like electronically controlled and all that shit. Like how, how does it feel when you walk now? That's what I want to know. How the fuck does that work?
05:42:15
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so So it does have an actual, has an actuating ankle in it. So it it does like, if I put my foot like this, it'll go down a little bit, not like a full ankle, but it does move enough that when I walk, it simulates the the full ankle.
05:42:30
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And because of the way that my body is and it has been, is I've always been able to feel my prosthetics like they're my own leg. That's why I walk as good as I do. And this one he put me back to walking like normal.
05:42:41
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Yeah, I kick was kicking balls the other day with the kids. No shit. That's so cool. Blake was talking to me about how you were busting his balls. I didn't know it was literal.
05:42:52
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Does this shit work on batteries? Obviously. Yes, I have to charge it. It it so it has a 48-hour battery life. but If it dies, which I charge it every night, but if I don't charge it, if I forget, or for whatever it just turns into a Like my old legs. So it's just a static process. I'm plugging in a Terminator. We can kill people. Hold on a second. I'm the fuck out. He's a robot. That's crazy.
05:43:21
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He's a cyborg, Wick. I got... First and foremost. I don't have a cyborg. I got to address Melted Cooper or whatever.
05:43:33
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This is not Jedi's crew. You don't need to address him. He's not worth fucking addressing. Sorry, go ahead. This is Jedi's crew. This is my crew. And you know what? Because Jedi can't go a day without talking about dick, and I can't go a day without talking about dick, doesn't mean we're... Or sucking one....brated in the same thing. Also, so, shout out to my man, Harley Dad, because we fuck each other a lot.
05:44:00
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Harley and I fuck each other out. And they were, who cared? Yeah. But nobody takes Neither one of us takes it personal. I love the copper, by the way. We've changed each other. And that's the great thing about the internet. Y'all can be bitch-made. Y'all can be pussies. Y'all get all up in your feelings.
05:44:19
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but Let's talk about you, Lazy. it's just It's just having a good time. out heart that Harley Dad and I, like i mean we're the epitome. of just They're going to make Sasquatch babies together. Nobody can stop them. they They're going to be the greatest babies ever. They're going to be so beautiful. The greatest babies. Sorry, that was all random. I ran together.
05:44:42
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Harley, Dan, are there more legs that you could have gotten higher higherre in money that did more things? yeah ah so yeah This was this was the most expensive one. He had one that could made omelets. But they make more. there are yeah There are way more advanced ones. But also, being below the knee,
05:45:01
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it's They're not generally as advanced as above the knee because when you lose your leg above the knee, your stability is fucking gone. Your stability is gone. It's so much harder to learn how to walk again and so much more expensive for the prosthetic. and So yes, but this is the most expensive one my insurance would pay for. That's cool that insurance covers that shit, right? Yeah. So this might be TMI, but when i got my leg, not yesterday, but the Friday before, okay?
05:45:27
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And that Saturday was the first time in four years I stood up to take a shower because the leg is waterproof and I could do that. Again, that might be TMI, but that was one of the greatest feelings in the fuck. What was the reason of the other ones? just because you know it was like why did First of all, fuck you, heard that. um um well so My leg has changed so much because I'm a big dude. I'm to pounds depending on you know if i took a shit today or not.
05:45:57
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um what But my leg lie my leg had so much volume to lose that it just kept changing quicker than the leg. So I had to keep getting new legs or or else I couldn't walk. Resized, so correct? Yeah. yeah all that Because the lake the leg shrinks, the muscles atrophy and stuff like that. Makes sense.
05:46:18
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But so someone like Lazy, you know, who's not quite as, you know, nowhere near quite as big as me, but someone like Lazy or Brittany with the skinnier, they have less volume to lose. So they won't go through as much.
05:46:30
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If that makes sense. I had a buddy. He's a drummer. He went through this bus accident and he had gone through the same thing with the leg atrophy.
05:46:40
Speaker
And you know what? They like set up a whole new drum kit for him and everything. And he still plays till this day. That's awesome. ah Yeah. He went through that whole thing. Chris, he's a big dude. That's crazy that now you just like, so how long ago is that that you went through that?
05:46:57
Speaker
So my initial amputation was December of 2022. Yeah. But about just over four months ago i developed well just over four months ago, I developed an abscess on my stump.
05:47:08
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And I had to have surgery and they had to do a revision. So they had to take an extra inch off. So I was back to square one. I had to get a completely new leg. I had to wait for it to heal up and then get cast for new leg and all that. So it was back to square one.
05:47:22
Speaker
Can you still use your old ones after that? No. No, no damn. I mean, I get I guess in a pinch if I really had to I could put it on in an emergency We kind of why but I can't I can't put it. Yeah i can't put it on and go to the store because now yeah, there's a height difference and there's you know, but yeah, if I absolutely had to I could throw it on and go got a little pemplinmp Can they buy those that I can refer hard out here for a little people I know because each one is custom made so so the hardware so like like the foot part
05:47:55
Speaker
That could be reused to a point, but this part is completely 100% custom made to me. yeah yeah yeah that's like it's almost well for Yeah. I remember the old ski boots were like that, the high-end ones. You mold it to your foot, and once they're done, and you nobody will ever use that again, but that bottom part, the stem and the foot.
05:48:16
Speaker
Right, that can be reused, technically. Getting new ski boots is exactly like getting a new leg. Pretty close. Pretty close. The moldy note for the custom fit. They probably cost as much, though. That's the thing.
05:48:30
Speaker
Yeah, right. If you could ski on it, well, can you ski? Could you ski on it? I don't know. I i mean, he can play soccer, so I bet he can ski. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. is You knew how to ski. That doesn't pass to his leg.
05:48:44
Speaker
So theoretically, yes, I can't ski with it. You wouldn't need it, though. You'd the foot, though. You'd click into the binding and you should still be able to... um you wouldn't need it though you'd have the what though you'd click into the binding and right no you should but there are ruless ah So yeah, theoretically, I could ski, I could snowboard, you know, stuff like that. But when it comes, there are different legs for like running. You've all seen the blades. Yeah, that one. that's the They have swimming legs. They have legs that are for swimming. They have legs that are for all kinds of shit. If you've got the money. have fins on Yeah, that's that that you're fucking that's your dream right there. hu me a billionaire walking and getting Listen, I'm at least a solid. I can't wear a seashell though. I need a B shell.
05:49:28
Speaker
Anyway, move on. She just wants to be dubbed. That's all. Yeah, you might not be able to wear a seashell. Carly, you might be able to wear a seashell, but can you take your conch? I mean, a conch.
05:49:41
Speaker
listen that it hey Well, Hey, why don't you put your ear to and see if you hear the ocean? Anyway, we're here. Hello? He'll give you the motion of the ocean. Hello? Mitch?
05:49:55
Speaker
Put your leg up to my ear. Can I hear you fart? um man yeah I charged extra for that yeah charge extra for that. for that. Pink eye. Pink eye.
05:50:06
Speaker
Pink eye. Come bartender. and you get pink eye and you get pink eye. Also, so i I did, I know that some of you probably didn't know about it. So the day before I got hospitalized is last time I got hired for a job.
05:50:22
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Well, then I got put in the hospitals on a walker for four months. So I went back to the job after getting my leg and I do still have that job and I should be starting here any day now. notie Not only did most of us not know about it, but well ask me where the job is. Ask me where the job is.
05:50:42
Speaker
It's at the titty club. I'm security the titty Where exactly? What's the address? Where's the job at? It's called The Office. It's in Medford, Oregon. So if you want to show up there you go. Brittany is the office.
05:50:57
Speaker
Sorry, honey. I got to work late at The Office. Sorry, honey. got to work late at The Office again.
05:51:06
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Do you
05:51:10
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do you ever work the mail the mail section on the weekends? well extra but i haven't actually I haven't actually started the job yet but but i for Get signatures for the be i wear I will gladly work the mail show because I know Scott is going to be there. so yeah who who Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's where I draw the line.
05:51:36
Speaker
Sorry, I didn't mean to mention your boyfriend, Glick. Glick, I didn't mean to mention your boyfriend. I'm sorry. You sons of bitches. I'm only looking, Glick. I'm only looking, Glick. However, for Harley, Dad.
05:51:50
Speaker
however i will make um another all i got i won't make an exception for harley dead We can share Scott. mean, like they're saying, we're essentially we're essentially the same person, Blake. You just happen to have two legs. That's the only difference. I have two legs and a full beard, and you have one leg. And and I got a big dick. Anyway, moving on.
05:52:10
Speaker
Wait, ah dick and yeah wait I think you stuck it in Glick's mouth because I couldn't understand the way plays. it's two and what? Is it two and three? No, I knew it. I knew roboted.
05:52:22
Speaker
Damn it. Ruined my joke. Don't go to this. Well, you're cyborg. a stborg for just leave Harley's. See, if anybody here is allowed to robot, if anybody here is allowed to robot, it should be me.
05:52:36
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Mm-hmm. what i'm saying well um Ladies and gentlemen Leg size measures First and foremost listen yeah yeah has a point though Your leg could be interfering with wifi like l you'reuming His leg's his own damn router Everywhere and he goes he's got god damn connection It should have wifi is Is that an option? a
05:53:07
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it doesn't charge the wi-fi i've
05:53:13
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i've asked them for wi-fi i've asked them for you know fucking iron man boosters i've asked them for the robocop pop out fucking holster i've asked them for all kinds of they keep going all you got was down all i got was lazy syndrome yeah i wonder if you could get like a fucking small concealed in the fridge little revolver. was thinking of ways to store weapons in the way. Where's my cat? Yes. What? I don't know. I don't either. Anyway, look at that.
05:53:42
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um where's my cat a that yeah
05:53:50
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like not what
05:53:54
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i don't know of yeah anyway moving Hey, Jedi, do you put one of them earbuds in and let it charge one? Just keep one in and then kind of? cause i said That's what I do. I swap them out. Because I have those big over-the-ear fuckers I don't want to put in.
05:54:14
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Ladies and gentlemen, and um and unfortunate unfortunately, guys. look you but out for He's got go. no no no not happy time He's got to change his diaper. hour mark um i'm um'm bitching I'm bitching out for the for the upload. So I want to say shout out to the panel. Shout out to everybody who came up on the panel night except for Fia because fuck that bitch. Just start calling her Fla again or whatever the fuck you were calling her. Yeah, I don't know what called her. Fla. I think it's that far.
05:54:52
Speaker
But shout out to the channel. Shout out to the panel. Shout out to the chat. Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and make sure and subscribe. Bio.link slash nonsensical network.
05:55:06
Speaker
We've got... so much for you guys. We have we have fun over here, y'all. You've seen that. We have a lot of fun over here. yeah lot of great shows. Saturday nights is kind of a free-for-all. It's a shit show.
05:55:22
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ah Mondays, Speedway Stories, and the brand new show debuting this Monday is Glicks Drive-In. I'm hanging out with Directors, TV, actors, b blahbyh blah, blah, blah, blah. Tuesdays, Glick's House of Music Wednesdays, Glick's Comedy Lounge Thursdays.
05:55:44
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um Wally and Johnny are doing their thing. i don't know. They talk about dinosaurs in room sometimes. don't know.
05:55:55
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Dinosaurs and Vroom Vrooms. I don't know what they're doing. Dinosaurs and Vroom Vrooms. Hopefully starting next Friday, Brittany and hopefully Snotty because Brittany and Snotty together are awesome.
05:56:10
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ah They'll be doing their show. Their show pretty badass, Wednesdays. Wednesdays is nonsensical nonsense. We've also got Cassius Corner on Wednesdays. it' why where When is it now?
05:56:23
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I said Friday. I don't listen to most of what you say. Go on. And Beyond the Veil and lots of shows here on the Nonsense tool Network.
05:56:35
Speaker
the Like, share, and subscribe. shout out shout out Shout it out to your friends, y'all. Send it to your friends. Send some clips. send them whatever Get them interested. We have a good time over here. I've never had a bad experience hanging out over here with Glick.
05:56:49
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He treats me right. yeah man Where are them and Wherever this is, it's fun. yeah right got it Don't worry, Smoke. We'll draw you map so you can get in. Oh, wait.
05:57:04
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Fuck you. Where are we going? do for anybody here I do got to hit the button. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys. I love y'all. Appreciate y'all.
05:57:18
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Here's a little kissing for you. if you don't know who they all like See later. Y'all have a good day. check guy later
05:57:28
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I can feel a trash thing, maybe you're the problem, but you know what do. I can feel a trash thing, maybe you're the problem, but you know what to do.
05:58:07
Speaker
I feel the love, I hesitate Hold my breath through the mental earthquake I'm waiting for my world to fall Is it too good if it's just great?
05:58:17
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We'll step until the ground breaks Maybe life's safer in the dark
05:59:20
Speaker
I crave this, don't deserve this Success and happiness If you ask me, I will promise Everything's fine I am trying, more than trying Trying's more than just surviving I'm defining that I'm trying to Cross that line I can see it, can feel it Everything's slipping out of my head Who's not by me?
05:59:53
Speaker
There's no good right?