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All-New ANTiFanboy Podcast #43
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Special Social Media Manager / Intern Melissa Fry joins us as we rate the recent DC television show costume reveals, Cap 3 goes head to head
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Welcome
Episode Introduction
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to the all-new anti-fanboy podcast, episode number 43. Today,
Opinions on DC Show Costumes
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we rate the leaked costumes from upcoming DC shows. I
Thoughts on Titanfall
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give my thoughts about the recently released Titanfall. Cap
Captain America vs. Batman/Superman
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3 goes head-to-head with Batman and Superman. And
Devon's Walmart Antics
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Devon loves Walmart. The hell does that mean? As always, this is Steve O'Teary. With me is... Devon Copec. Melissa Fry. Eh?
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Whoa, who's Melissa from? Because
Meet Melissa
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of the band bossy movement we were forced to bring in a girl. So Melissa will be shedding anything we do that is anti-feminist or against women breaking the glass window. Glass ceiling, you pig. Glass window? Come
Steve's Window Mishap
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on, Steve. Steve's breaking in the women's glass windows and raping them at night.
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is that okay to say and bossy breaking barriers breaking windows windows and uh... but also uh... anti-fan bossy so reporting from uh... georgia as again georgia it's uh... jonathan swaras
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where's your draw once you have a draw yet john i don't know but i am uh... i was talking to some people today of launch about uh... about gun gun control uh... really like and now and now i want rock-and-locker and i want you to house a lesson by i think everyone can agree it's pretty fun to shoot like any big gun of any guns awesome steve we there yet you were i was at the range i couldn't always kind of forget but
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Yeah,
Guns vs. Cars Debate
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no, it's always fun. I think that's a... Well, I mean, they're guns. Exactly. But yeah, I mean, granted, I do understand that they are designed specifically to take a human being's life, or some of them are. But, I mean, cars are dangerous weapons that can take lives just as easily. And?
Liam Neeson References
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Hands these are you know, Neeson Liam Neeson. I have dreams about choking people. Well, he uses his jacket Steve Steve has that uh, that real batarang that he showed me when we saw Batman begins together Oh my god, have I ever told you the story of that how that how that kind of saved me? From from watching you kill somebody defending yourself Steve She was gonna get raped by a dude in his throat
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No, I'm gonna save that story Yeah, I save it. Yeah later. I just want to say this story again.
Batman Costume Story
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We were at Batman Begins waiting to get in and Steve is dressed as Batman
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Entirely. Entirely dresses Batman. One of the best Batman costumes I've ever seen. And I'm like, hey John, you want to see what's in my trunk? Yeah, and he's like, hey John, you want to see something cool? And then he fucking opens his trunk and there's just this little batarang just sitting in his trunk. And I'm like, why don't you have it on you? Oh, because it's a dangerous weapon. And then he closes his trunk. And I'm like, why did you buy that, Steve? Why? So my costume could be legit when I fight crime at night. But you didn't even bring it in with you.
00:03:18
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You got, like, weirdly proficient at throwing it at a tree. Yeah. I would say, like, you got good at throwing it, but you were able to get at the stick, like, 80%. That's pretty impressive. Thank you. That's what the team was really considering doing crime fighting. Hey! Yeah. You know what? Well, uh...
00:03:36
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I mean, I got really in the size that one winter. Like growing? No, like... Like you wanted to be like, quick man? No, like Raphael. I had their size. I got pretty good at twirling them. I should find those. I don't know where they were. You got pretty good at just, you know, martial arts in general. I mean, you have that training video of you. So can we explain what Melissa is doing? Melissa is our intern.
Interns' Humorous Roles
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uh... intern for for episode for you know i think you're going to be in turn a long time ago years now it's your most you don't know i am now the multimedia specialist yeah you're the you are the quota and nothing more so if you like she's made her our twitter account yes i'm gonna i didn't bash you on your first the first the specialist
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They're here for so we don't you know get shut down as a company. She sounds a little bossy to me No, you know what Melissa you're a leader you're a really No, I love sassy it would be stop sassy by the way, but don't don't stop I'm shocked that they didn't go for like band bitchy first Like that one seems like giveaway had word though. Oh
00:04:56
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Why can't you ban bitches first? You can't put that on, like, stickers and give it to them. Ban, ban spawns. E. Keep going. Keep rolling. Keep going. So what else is she doing? Besides stealing. Well, we're not just taking a bunch of selfies. I want an iPad. No, that's fine. That's fine. We're probably going to fucking tag the shit out of those. I'm OK with it. I'm like, don't even worry about it. Yeah. But we got some shit to talk about, so let's jump right into it.
Trademarked Phrases
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That's trademarked too by the way cut print film. Oh, yeah, I forgot they took that that's fucking trademarked. Don't use it again You will hear from our lawyer Carl Armand. Do you guys even have a lawyer cut print film? No, they have always fake I mentioned the fake Twitter followers that they had Oops, oops. This is a war
00:05:48
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Hey, hey, this is where the big boys play. This is where the big boys play. They have three episodes. We're NWO. They're WCW. No, that would literally be the opposite. They'd be the upstarts. And I don't want to be WCW. You have big boys play. I want to be Stone Cold. Hell yeah. No, we're NWO. No, we can't do it. They're WCW. Does it make sense? Let's jump right into it. Not everybody gets the wrestling references. OK, hold on. We're Shaq and they're Kobe.
00:06:17
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you're really bad at these analogies. You mean they're incredible and they have more rings? Steve, you know what you just said? You might as well have said we're Blade 1 and they're Blade 2. Like, that's pretty much what you're saying. That's how bad these analogies are. If we're Shaq, they're not Kobe. We're the 96 Bulls and they are the 96. Oh, I got the perfect one. Orlando Magic.
Back to the Future Comparisons
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We're Biff and they're Marty.
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Okay, I like that, I like that. Well, which biff? The one that's trying to fuck everyone's wife. Yeah. Which one is that? The one that's millionaire in the future? Yeah, future biff. There's so many timelines. Did you know that just being with biff will increase your breath size 100%? That's what I took away from that film. That makes sense. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Speaking of breath size.
Costume and Breast Size Jokes
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Let's talk about costumes. Well, speaking of breast size, Melissa, we need more posts here. I'm not seeing anything. Oh, don't worry. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. OK. Just making sure. It's hard when you're like 800 miles away. Hey, doll, could you?
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Excuse me hole, can you finish those?
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This is pretty much how this was a bad idea. Yeah, you were trying to respect women and then
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We respect women, but we respect them so much that we include them in... I do accept cum dumpster because that's true. That's pretty much what women are. You know what? She needs a raise immediately.
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Come dumpster. That's kind of tangent. Whatever being paid now comes 100. No, come dumpster might be one of my favorite terms for like a woman you really don't respect. Oh, it's so I thought your favorite was chicken head. No, chicken heads is my absolute favorite. No, there are compliments. Yeah. Well, from Devon, if Devon knows I'm the weird one, your gender, then that's a start.
00:09:06
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yeah game over artist what i say it's a costume okay they showed a bunch of copy went on a costume craze they showed the full flash costume from arrow or the flash yeah how weird is that statement the full flash costume from arrow uh... they showed uh... constant teen from the hellblazer show well they showed like some two versions of the show that behind the set and then they will get will get on that later but yeah uh... they
Gotham TV Show Costumes
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showed uh...
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the penguin from Gotham. I'm looking at his picture right now. He's not the same show. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm saying, like, did you see the Gore? I didn't see Gore. It's it's in that link. You can not. That's not really hard to fucking do, though. No, it's it's it. He gave him a mustache and glass. No, that's it. Dude, he has it. Oh, my God.
00:09:59
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You're a mess. You're a mess. All he is. But so he doesn't have a. He looks like a hot Gordon with with pulled up. I want to see if Melissa would hit hit that Gordon because Gordon's a handsome man. And I want that he's attractive in like a different way. Well, let me see. Let's see. Let's let's let's go. Let's all judge and then we'll throw it to Melissa. Fucking stupid. Let me see.
00:10:25
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This is so dumb. All these costumes are fucked up. That's the picture of him? That's Gordon. Oh, oh, it's him in action. Didn't you like the worst pictures that you're showing me? Yeah, it looked like he was... Well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, no mustache, no glasses. Yeah, that's kind of weak. He looks like a CIA agent. That's Gordon. Yeah. Get out of here. I don't like it. That's Melissa. At all. Would you hit that? Out of 10. Well, wait, that's not the best one. Can you see the face he's making? Is that him? Would you do that? Wait, who would you rather bang?
00:10:54
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penguin or Yeah, yeah His nose is quite something I did the penguin. Okay, that's yeah I think they did with the penguin casting right there. He looks cool. He's got that nose Okay, here's a here's one with Bullock Bullock wait Donald yeah
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dude one of them doesn't have classes or mustache your complaint about how the guys on anything dude penguins up shabby enough if we want to go that route why man i don't know what they're doing so all right well you know it's weird because like is this taking place in lake
00:11:41
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This is early 90s. This is young. That's what I'm saying. Like, is this like present day? And then when Batman shows up, it's going to be like in the future. It's like a newspaper stand. Yeah, that's true. It's the last time you saw a newspaper stand. I don't know it. That's a good point. But it's like like everyone. So I think it's like really, I think it's really stupid. I think they're both stupid looking.
00:12:05
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I agree. But Penguin actually looks cool. He looks bangable. He's got the fucking sweet jacket and the glasses and the bow tie. He's got this sick, waxy hair. But he's still way too attractive to be like... The Penguin, yeah. He's like 10 feet pretty. Jim Gordon looks like a born identity cosplayer. Like he looks stupid. Actually, the bullet costume, I think, is...
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Like I know it's his real beard, but like it literally looks that bugs me. His scruff that looks like. Oh, I just that's I just realized who that is. Who's this guy? And from the O.C. I know. All right. So actually, he's I you know, I I might retract my statement inside buying him.
00:12:55
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do but that can we've got the both of you know what we see yeah just because we have to keep what what what was it was better dressed cancer that question yeah thank you there's fucking so he's got the jango sunglasses pinstripe pico but what's on the field with his hands why do you got fingers what do you see what is it you have to feed it was the other flapper well you know what's going to be funny is uh... is like
00:13:24
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when we're watching the t.v. shows like what an ugly freak it is a he looks totally fine but he looks pretty he looks like he's a good looking dude in modern day i guess that's what i'm saying i i'm not quite sure all right so what do we give the gotham costumes thumbs up thumbs down two out of fourteen ok always that is uh... i'm going to uh... i'm not crazy about it
00:13:53
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Thumbs up, thumbs down. Thumbs down. Thumbs down, thumbs down. I'm gonna give it a thumbs down. Melissa?
00:14:00
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Oh no, she's busy. She's busy. I'm trying to. Thumbs down. Thumbs down. Sorry. Sorry. Sheesh. Bossy. Like, even if we're going to go with a young Gordon, like. Yeah, you know what? I love that. Like, give him the glasses and the longer hair. I like the baby penguin picture we have on our note page better. We have this adorable photo. Melissa, can you tweet that photo, please? Yeah.
00:14:25
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She just looked at me puzzled. Here, I'll message it to you. Yeah, just retreat whatever John says. She's on my iPad. So, alright, let's talk about the full-on Flash costume.
Flash Costume Critique
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From Flash slash Arrow.
00:14:43
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Well, his head didn't get any smaller No, it actually looks worse his head. Yeah, it looks like they put like a bike helmet on his costume He doesn't have a goofy collar which I guess is kind of good like that. We were kind of worried about yeah We thought he was gonna be a dude wearing a jacket But Janko jeans, but he just has a jacket collar and
00:15:08
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a really horrible design of a costume. Like it's it's weird because the costumes not even that like offensive. But like it's just bad. It's just bad looking. You see those like I think it's a totally average costume. But like when you see him like in his behind the scenes, that head and photos and like whether this is fair or not, who knows? But like he looks like an absolute goon. What's so funny, Steve, that baby penguin.
00:15:36
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It's better than the one from the show, I think. No, he literally, the Flash looks like a Neanderthal. He's got like a Neanderthal brow. Wait, what's, is it better than the original Flash costume? Because that thing- Well, that dude's jacked. Yeah, that guy was jacked. Yo, bring that guy back. Dude, I'm sorry. I think he's in it, actually. I think he plays like a detective or something. Is he the Hulk in it? Where he has the world's biggest trap muscles.
00:16:06
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Dude, just because he was caught as shit and you can't tell me that that was in building in the costume because they didn't have that technology back in the 90s. No, there's no way they had never seen that man. I don't the head was okay to me. I don't think we're ever gonna get a good flash costume. This costume sucks. Flash is like kind of tough to do I think. Why can't it be bright red? What's wrong with bright red?
00:16:31
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Yeah, no, that is a big deal, people. You know what I mean? Like, it's the Flash. It doesn't matter. It's not fucking Batman. People are trashy on the- It's the Flash. He's supposed to look like a straight- Oh, the maroon? Yeah, this maroon is shitty, Logan. No, he's not. Make him a wine. I guess this is after Professor Zunath throws his bomb down the stairs. Maybe he's just a darker character now. Dude, RIP, man.
00:16:57
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That was that's the best push this mom that's the best supervillain like Like twist ever he's like I was around you. I was tripping you down the stairs No, you know what that would have been awesome if it came out on time that fucking book no He's like the time travelers wife
00:17:19
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Just saying it's a lot of feels with that book. Yeah No, yeah in the helmet it looks it's so bulbous. Yeah the head That's why I don't like it looks like a baby. He looks like a squirtle nose. That's a baby and Still is a baby. I don't know like I mean costume wise I'm not thrilled about it and like the more look at it the less. It's not like offensive to that. I
00:17:47
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Like, to be honest, I was more like upset that of the Gotham, like, Al Gordon. You know, I was like, dude, that's not Jim Gordon. Didn't even give him a mustache. Swishing gear? Oh, okay. Well, hold on. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Thumbs down. Are you kidding me? Yeah. One out of 14. It's not doing anything to warrant a thumb up for me. Thumbs down.
00:18:11
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Trashing DC now we got to go straight to Constantine now. There's two Constantine looks that we I didn't see this I didn't see the second one there was the behind-the-scenes photo and then there was the yeah, there was the The marketing shot that they released yeah, there was like the produce picture and then there was behind Well, this was my take on it. I
Constantine's Costume Discussion
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first saw the behind-the-scenes shot and I was like oh
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I don't know, like I wasn't really crazy about it. I was like, I kind of wish they gave you like a produce like what he's supposed to look like shot. Yeah. So you could really get a feel for the character. So I was like, I kind of wish the and then like later that day they released it and then I saw the the produced shot and I was like, wow, I really regret making that like call because I he looks like a fucking substitute teacher.
00:19:07
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I don't think
00:19:21
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Wait, this guy's British, right? Yes. I don't know. No, he's the guy. Yeah, yeah, he is. He's Welsh. He looks like CM Punk. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. This is perfect. See, because, but like it's too clean. I saw, I saw the behind the scenes shot first and I sent it to John and I was like, dude, look at him. He looks awesome.
00:19:39
Speaker
Cause you know, keep in mind, the last Constantine was just Keanu Reeves. It was Neo. Just no costume. It was literally Neo. It was more like a black shirt. You know what? But this step up... This picture looks like really good cosplay. I'll accept that. The produced one looks like... Because usually really good cosplay is pretty legit.
00:20:03
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Like you see cosplay and you're like, oh, that's really cool, but like obviously it really wouldn't work like Jessica just looks so much like Constantine. He almost looks a little cartoony Yeah, like Devin and I were talking about this and we were saying it's really weird when DC releases shots like this like the marketing shots Because they come all across is too clean like
00:20:25
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When Marvel releases shots, they at least have some sort of like dirt and like used like like they actually felt worn. This costume feels like he just put this on. Yeah. Like for the first time. Like they wanted the con and he's posing for. Yeah. Like it is good. But and I like my literal first take on it, though, was like the substance, the young substitute teacher that's trying too hard.
00:20:53
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And I was like, oh, OK. A thing is, they don't know if he's going to be smoking in the show or not. He better be. They apparently have been in arguments about it. TV and cigarettes, they're not really a thing anymore. Yeah, Mad Men. You guys watch Mad Men? Yeah. Because that's all they fucking do. I'm saying C. They say fucking NBC or whatever. Well, children shouldn't be watching this fucking show anyway. Yeah, Matt Ryan. Children are beating off to Tumblr and running around.
00:21:20
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Yeah, I mean that's basically what it is. I was about to argue that, but you're right. So Melissa, hard ass or substitute teacher? He looks like a smug motherfucker. Thank you. You know what? That's actually, that's what they were going for. That's a perfect explanation for John Constantine. So thumbs up, thumbs down, boys. Thumbs up, man. After Melissa's review. I'll give it a thumbs up.
00:21:48
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This is not some weird just be like thumbs up thumbs down a thick thumb up like whatever
00:21:58
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I can't wait for him to get dirty thumbs up Yeah, yeah, Steve if he had a place if he had a Sony like sweatshirt on thumbs up from Devin Oh Speaking about Jake guys who has no games for his PlayStation 4 now trade them all in Devin co-pack Yeah, a bunch of free game. Oh, yeah, wait real quick
Playing Lego Marvel
00:22:21
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Real quick before we go back to the other stuff, I got a platinum trophy for Lego Marvel. That's what I did all Sunday.
00:22:33
Speaker
i was like sure my six-year-old nephew no it takes a lot of time so like so it's just uh... but it's just basically a a commercial for legos though right that whole game are you going to have you want it and about how can you talk about the game all put it on the lego uh... somewhere yet do it do it that way about all the talk about all the batman cameos if it is a leg the d c lego marvel universe of andrews i will say
00:23:01
Speaker
there was a question on reddit and see just see what they think i mean i probably think it's okay there was a point though like where i was transforming back into banner and the whole 50 times where i was really questioning what i was doing with my life well because that was the last thing i had to get done before i got my platinum okay and uh
00:23:24
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And then I got it, and then I had this overwhelming feeling of emptiness. I was like, awesome. And then I traded it in. And then I paid off infamous. Fortunately, it comes out Friday, so I won't be in town. Oh, shit. Where are you going to be? I'm going to be hanging out in the ATL with
00:23:54
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Problem is, John, he's going to Savannah. There's a really nice cum-stained couch here for you that I've been using for my laundry. He's been using for his website. Upscored. Upscored. Can we bring your friend? It's not real. Shut up. Upscored.com. So yeah, costumes, all DC, because that's really all that got released. Yeah.
00:24:20
Speaker
They're never actually gonna make those shows. No, this is all just, I mean. I don't know. I think they're good. I really, I do. Hey, you said arrow. Whatever man, I dig arrow for what it is. Maybe we'll get some thunder. Whatever that means. It's a dice rolling turn. No, it's not. It is. When you roll thunder, that means you get all good rolls.
00:24:47
Speaker
there's none of that i believe all that's real under you're all fun to have a maybe we'll roll don't even all know why you judging my words are smartly that's right it's just like how awkwardly you stumbled over it that uh... that that kind of was and i'm gonna turn my hat backwards
00:25:15
Speaker
Mine's already turned on. When I do that, I become a machine. Wait, wait. So who's the bad guy? Who's the bad guy in that? In what? In over the top. It's himself. Over the top? Yeah, it is. It's himself. It's no, it's the grandfather. Who doesn't approve of his trucking lifestyle? Yeah, so he steals his son back and sends hit squads after him, and then he bails him out of jail, and he's got to get that truck.
00:25:46
Speaker
Ah, that movie's weird. It's good, though. I thought it was for a truck. Well, it is for a truck, but he has a truck. And then he has got to win a truck because he has to sell his truck to get bail. Well, so if Stallone's greatest enemy was Stallone.
00:26:00
Speaker
So let's just assume he made two movies, then they're both coming out the same day in 2016. 2016? Basically the same thing that Marvel and DC are doing. Segway. I just rode my stupid thing right in there. You're rolling thunder tonight, dad. Oh, boy. Yeah. So give us the scoop on this, because this is actually kind of exciting. Well, I don't know if, I don't think it's been fixed, so to speak.
00:26:29
Speaker
Marvel had this date locked in. It was unannounced. They didn't know what it was going to be. And then DC threw up Batman versus Superman. This is May 6, 2016. They said, boom, that's what's coming out. And everyone in the know, they said, well, that's when Marvel's coming out. They're like, tough. They just didn't care. They said, whatever.
00:26:56
Speaker
So it was kind of a bit no, it's a big deal because you don't have two big superhero movies on the same weekend and then they announced that it was going to be Captain America 3 and so it's It's kind of a story and it's kind of not because smart money says one of them is going to change Right switch, but who's gonna move first? There's rumors. It's going to be Warner Brothers So wait, so are they scared? Is that what it is? I think they're scared. Yeah, I
00:27:26
Speaker
it's just a lot of drama i love it no no it's it's pretty much like they said okay and we're going to call account let's break this down if they did both come out hypothetically on the same day how would that affect the market honestly i personally believe that people that would see one would see the other anyway they would make a fucking weekend out of it i don't know man i'm of the of the mind that
00:27:57
Speaker
I kind of hope that happens so we can get all the Man of Steel like troll fans can go see their fucking shit in me. And we can see our awesome movie. Yeah but we're just gonna see it and then like fucking slump over to the next theater to like and sit down to watch Batman and Superman like we're like oh man.
00:28:16
Speaker
So we can unanimously say if they did come out at the same day, at the same time, we would see Captain America first, right? Oh yeah, are you fucking kidding? Are you serious? That's why I said it would be unanimous that we would do that. Yeah. But like I said, I'm of the mind that when you try to do something like instead of both sides,
00:28:37
Speaker
Benefiting I think they're both gonna somebody's gonna get hurt. Yeah, it's like go it's like going to a restaurant and they're like we have two specials yeah, we have the Chicago style ribeye or A piece of trash from outside which one do you want? I'm actually I'd actually be kind of surprised if DC moved because I Think smart money would be DC would out
00:29:04
Speaker
would pull
00:29:26
Speaker
Batman and Superman. Those are two big names. That's a lot of instant money. But still, it's the laughing stock of superhero movies right now.
00:29:35
Speaker
is this fucking clusterfuck that's called Batman versus Superman. It is, but I'm talking about the people who aren't going to see it on midnight. The people are going to see it on Saturday and Sunday. The norms. The muggles. Yeah, I guess I could go with that. It is the two most recognizable superheroes in world history. By the time you roll around to the third movie, there's some sort of fatigue. I don't care what it is. There's some sort of fatigue that's kicking in.
00:30:04
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at
DC vs. Marvel Movie Clash
00:30:04
Speaker
that it's it's you might it might as well not i mean everyone's going to that means they're not calling it man to steal too it's not really always used to be yes right now but man a steel was really good so the i don't know why they're to do it now and that's it was a really good movie and everybody loved it so like what why would they have to piggyback off of that man now man still so successful i mean who knows who knows but um... personally i hope they
00:30:33
Speaker
if there's an anti-seam moves i hope marvel moves with them i hope our brothers files for chapter seven bankruptcy by next week and everything gets deleted or or bought off by people that know what they're fucking doing honestly that's what i hope well
00:30:50
Speaker
That's really extreme. Yeah. What would be there? What would happen? Like, uh, I guess the image would pick up. Would it be something like Rick Johnson from Bleeding Cool? Would it be something he released and it like destroyed DC? I don't know. Okay. Well, here's a question. Do you think if Disney bought DC Comics, do you think that would be considered a monopoly?
Disney Buying DC Theories
00:31:10
Speaker
Oh man. I don't know.
00:31:15
Speaker
Because there are, like, there are, comic books are independently published and, you know.
00:31:22
Speaker
Like totally hypothetically? Hypothetically speaking. I would say you could make a case, but I think ultimately no, because it's really hard to convince courts that you have a monopoly. I think you just point to Image, and they'd be like, look, Image is doing great. Yeah, look at it. Image is the walking dead. Did you even watch the walking dead on Sunday? That ain't either of them. Look at the flowers.
00:31:46
Speaker
But uh, you know if Disney did buy DC quality would jump up like a hundred and ten percent That would be an awesome that'd be an awesome fucking thing I think and they're like they vowed to keep them separate Seriously, it's literally like if you want to know the quality jump between DC and Marvel right now go to fucking Six
DC and Marvel Quality Comparison
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Flags Great Adventure
00:32:12
Speaker
and fucking then go to Disney World. That's the fucking quality. That's the money they're putting into. Sure Six Flags is fun. You get lines, a lot of things. It's not Disney World. Yeah, it's not Disney World. No, no, but that's not really a fair comparison because Disney doesn't even own the Islands of Adventure though.
00:32:31
Speaker
Right, but they are slowly adding Spider-Man rise and shit. I'm just talking about the quality, though. I'm talking about the quality of comic books. John, did you see that thing on Tumblr that's making the rounds? No, I deleted my Tumblr. John's new Tumblr, upsquirts.tumblr.com. I guarantee that already exists. Get your sploosh on.
00:32:57
Speaker
No, but they were at the Captain America premiere and that's Sebastian Stan was being interviewed They're like, oh did you hear both like Captain America 3 and blah blah blah is gonna be on the same day He's like, who do you think would win? He's like
00:33:12
Speaker
It's just him. It's Sebastian Stan, the guy who plays Winter Soldier. And he goes, well, I think all you'd have to do is look at the track record. And he looks at the camera. No, he looks at the camera and goes Green Lantern. And he like makes a face. Wow. And I was like, oh, shit. He's right. He is right.
00:33:35
Speaker
He's going to fucking interview Bendis on the red carpet. Hi. I didn't even write this book. I brought my wife and kids. I didn't even write this book. I write X-Men now. That's how he would say it. Does anyone want to arm wrestle?
00:33:51
Speaker
Dude, I was shocked when he was talking about his wife and kids. I'm not gonna lie. And his kids, quote unquote. And then he got like overly macho. Where he's like, I'm gonna arm wrestle!
00:34:05
Speaker
Who did he arm wrestle? He does, he does like talking. No, no, he made, um... He made Michael, Avon, Omin, and... Oh, he didn't arm wrestle? No, no, no. I remember that much differently. Omin and David Mack. I like mine better, because they're both super jacked. No, I like mine better. Well, David Mack also... He was casting people to arm wrestling contests. But yeah, so anyway...
00:34:30
Speaker
No, so yeah, that's a big deal. I think it's a lot of hubbub over nothing just because It's not they're gonna change one of them's gonna blow okay, okay So what do you think is the right move for the person that's gonna change? Do you think it's better to push it up a week or to push it back a week?
00:34:49
Speaker
He gets better than for it to come out after the competition or before the competition. If I'm DC, if I'm Warner Brothers, and I'm really confident that Batman vs Superman is going to be like a crazy hit, I want to be after.
00:35:03
Speaker
Because that way you have the possibility of going multiple number ones. But you're John Warner and Sam Warner. The actual Warner Brothers. And you had just seen the final product that is Batman versus Superman. You still want to go after because... Yeah, you want to steal that. Yeah, it's just because even if... Let's just say...
00:35:33
Speaker
Captain America three is great. Let's just for what's what story are they going for this time? Do you know the story? For a cap three. I have no idea. I guess we'll find out a little more after two onslaught. Oh, man, I'd really know I wouldn't. John, you'd watch all of it. He would love it. Son of a bitch. Fed now onslaught. But
00:36:02
Speaker
You know, so what what what else do we have on the itinerary? Well, there's the reboot of the reboot, but is that true? So I think that was debunked. There was OK, wait. Well, can we can we explain what it was? OK, so there were rumors that.
00:36:22
Speaker
Fox came up to writer to writers, directors and writers and said, hey, we like they were looking into possibly rewriting the script and getting the new director for the Fantastic Four reboot. The movie that's not even that they just like cast. Yeah. Right. And they said like Fox him and said, no, that's absolutely not true. And I think it was Bleeding Cooler. Yeah, it was Bleeding Cool. They said,
00:36:51
Speaker
Wow, that's funny because our sources were the directors and writers that Fox themselves like went up to really said it. So whether I doubt it's going to happen, like I think they might have literally gotten scared out of it. But it's just funny that.
00:37:07
Speaker
They were really considering rebooting the reboot before it even came out. Did
Wolverine Film Saturation
00:37:13
Speaker
you hear that they announced a new Wolverine movie to happen after the next X-Men movie already? The next X-Men apocalypse that took place in the 80s? According to Nerd Unemployed, this would be, what, the fifth Wolverine movie?
00:37:28
Speaker
No, more. Because there was X-Men, X2, X3, Wolverine origin. The Wolverine. Yeah, the Wolverine. First class. No, first class. No, no, no, it does. He had the best part. He's not. He's not. He's getting it for like a second. Yeah. You said fuck off, Charles.
00:37:52
Speaker
So, alright, that would be the sixth one. Or no. No, Days of Future Pass is a Wolverine movie too. At that point, it would be the eighth. Oh my god, that's insane. We're assuming that the Apocalypse movie isn't going to be a Wolverine movie. Eight or nine. It's impressive. I'm not gonna lie.
00:38:12
Speaker
You love it? Cause you know, no, it's, it's like, I don't like hearing about them so far in advance. I'm like, you have two movies before you can get us. Yeah, relax. I don't like you basing your success.
00:38:25
Speaker
So soon, I'd like you to at least pretend to be a little modest. Be like, wow, that movie was a success, guys, because of you! We're gonna make three more! I mean, maybe we're biased because we're totally cool when Marvel does it, but Marvel seems like they have a plan. And Fox is like, we have this plan, but we did a bunch of blow the night before, so we're totally gonna fuck it up. Plus we got all these deadlines so we don't lose the franchise! Yeah, there's a lot more.
00:38:51
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Yeah. Actually, I was listening to another podcast. They were
Superhero Movie Fatigue
00:38:55
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talking about how, do you think there is like a Marvel or not Marvel superhero movie fatigue yet? I think about that. I really do. We talked about this on the last comp, kind of. If that counts. Crisis on multiple podcasts. Check it out at geekyuniverse.com and Rhymes with Geek.
00:39:25
Speaker
No, I do wonder that though, like is there gonna hit a point where I'm like
00:39:34
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No, I mean, I don't think so. 2017, Devin's going to be sick of Captain America. Well, no, I hit that point with the X-Men movies. There's gonna be that point when Devin's like, yeah, Captain America's shield is dumb. You could get sick of it on a specific basis on, you know, if they keep doing Spider-Man reboots or whatever. But I mean, as a whole, like, it's just like, you know, are you sick of mysteries? Are you sick of
00:39:59
Speaker
of um of musicals are you sick of of adventure movies you know i mean like it's not well it basically is its own genre now yeah i don't call them action movies i call them superhero movies yeah it's its own thing so i don't think i don't think we can get fatigued by that in general because like it is a fun thing that you know people can get nostalgia from or little kids can you know get heroes to worship from yeah i mean like
00:40:29
Speaker
I mean, yeah, like fucking Spider-Man movies, yes, just fucking stop. Stop doing it. So do you think it's like more because we don't have like, like I have faith in what the Marvel guys are doing, so they have way more rope. Yeah. Well, Melissa, Melissa, what do you think? Are you getting tired of hearing about superhero movies in general or do you enjoy going? No, I enjoy them still. Okay. Are you, what are you more excited for coming out? The new Spider-Man movie or the new Captain America movie?
00:41:01
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Otter Oh, yeah, yeah, well you quote unquote interned at the right podcast Oh my god, how bad can we talk about that one for like one second that fucking clip?
00:41:23
Speaker
I mean I had a discussion with this about this with Deshaun I was like dude I'm not trolling right now I know I'm not excited for the movie but fucking god damn it it just looks bad like the CGI looks bad his costume is too bright when he's inside a van and he's swinging around like he's fucking Neo in Matrix Reloaded like it's just it looks stupid I think
00:41:49
Speaker
Like it looks bad quality. Yeah, I agree. And it was like the term Spiderman three ish got thrown around. I feel like that was kind of a pretty on the mark. Like it felt like I was like, it's appropriate. It's way too kooky. It feels annoying. Like it's like if, you know.
00:42:11
Speaker
Rob Zombie decided to make the beginning of a superhero movie. No, there's no- There's no cursing in Hillbillies, you're right. Yeah, sorry. But it just comes across as annoying. Like, he's swinging around, he's like, he's overly quipping, and I know Spider-Man Peter Parker quips.
00:42:28
Speaker
But he's not like a fucking idiot that's just constantly talking. You know what's weird? I feel like if we just saw that in the theater, I wouldn't even talk twice about it. But the fact that that's the clip. Because it was segmenting in its own thing, it was like, oh, that's not true. Yeah, you look at that in response. They're fucking proud of that. In response to watching Captain America take out a fucking army of soldiers on boat. Oh my god. Wait, there was another clip? There was another clip of a
00:42:55
Speaker
And this really irked me. It was Peter and Harry, and they're skipping rocks by the lake. And they're just talking about their dads and stuff. And Peter Parker, I don't remember this from the first movie, but Peter Parker has
00:43:15
Speaker
He's really trying for a New York accent. Uh-huh. So yeah, man, you know, I don't care No, I'll send you we'll make it we'll have to add the later I was like, that's a really he's really trying I'm fucking blown away by this, but you know what? He's like he left me a twerk. He left me a twerk with David off. I don't care selling this movie to me now
00:43:37
Speaker
Like a fucking newsies version of the one guy's like I'm going to act in this yeah Although he looks like a fucking meth head you see that new photo of him It's established Yeah crystal method acting Melissa can you tweet that picture and put crystal method acting hashtag?
00:44:04
Speaker
We're giving you a lot of work. You know what? She just reads me that picture that you have no idea what I'm talking about. Got it. Got it. I'll send it to you. Yeah, just keep messing with me. We just got to give her the stuff, and she'll send it to her stuff. Just give her the stuff. Yeah, so that was a rant on superhero stuff. Yeah. It's kind of like what we do. Kind of what we do. So what else we got this ballpark?
00:44:32
Speaker
We're knocking them right out. I'm sorry, that was a... Well, you want to talk about Titanfall? Yeah, I'll talk about Titanfall. Titanfall came out next Tuesday and you witnessed the mocking of my way to go about getting it, so we don't need to talk about that. Just listen to the beginning of last podcast and you will hear Devin totaling it. It's not the beginning. You know what's funny is I had lunch with him the other day. Yeah. And he told me all about it. Oh my god. I don't know where he decided to tell me the story. I love telling that story. He thinks it's so funny. It's so good.
00:45:02
Speaker
But I got it. It's the same reaction. Why would I do that? Why? That's so dumb. It's all right. You see, you see. Sorry. She's like, I didn't. This is stupid. I didn't pay for it in cash. I traded in stuff towards it. You just want it slurpy.
00:45:19
Speaker
uh... what is that the but i thought is out and i've been playing it non-stop all week you pristine and streaming it yes i regenerated it's actually really cool when you regenerate because it's like you've grown old so it's like we can regenerate your body but you'll lose all your memories so you're like alright yeah and
Titanfall Gameplay Praise
00:45:40
Speaker
then it runs like a fake computer program and like regenerates you so you're like youthful again but you lose all your fucking shit your youthful duty
00:45:47
Speaker
I mean, it doesn't really matter, because you can't even see what your guy looks like. But I like the idea that he's really like, gnarled and old. But it's a blast. I'm having a lot of fucking fun with it. I'm going to give nitpicks, because I'm not going to be, you know. Is there a Titan fatigue? You know what? A lot of people are saying they have Titan fatigue, but it's because I'm fucking good at the game that I don't. Wait.
00:46:15
Speaker
Is that actual term? Because I thought it was being clever. I think that's what the dude said yesterday. Fuck. Okay, I'm sorry. But some people are like, a week later, and I'm like, a week later, I'm fucking still jumping on nonstop.
00:46:29
Speaker
But my only complaints are the campaign mode isn't what I want it to be. Like they should have just gone for a straight up normal single player story. Yeah. Because it's an awesome universe that they kind of just shoehorn because, you know, they took they took the criticism where people are like, hey, I don't even play the single player in the Call of Duty games. So they were like, hey, let's try and incorporate a story into the multiplayer still. So people who I honestly still feel like they just did that so they could still charge you 60 bucks.
00:46:59
Speaker
Maybe if it was just multiplayer people would have bitch that was 60 they should have said yeah, like I I mean you can literally beat the the Single-player in the story mode without shooting your gun. Well, yeah, yeah, it's it's you don't you no matter what even if you like Lose your team loses. You'll keep the store in the story. Yes but
00:47:24
Speaker
you know the fact that it's like such a finely honed game and like everything's balanced it's a lot of fun moving it feels like what when you you know the commercials for battlefield where people explain like oh i jumped on a ref and then i got in a boat and then i shot a dude it's pretty much titanfall is actually that
00:47:45
Speaker
No one goes around telling their Battlefield 4 experiences. Titanfall is like, holy shit, I ran across a wall, jumped on a Titan, shot his brain, and then jumped in my robot and got in a punching battle. And then I ejected out and blew up a bunch of dudes. And that's a literal thing that happens. But I highly recommend playing it. If you don't have an Xbox One, if you have a PC that can play it, go for it.
00:48:12
Speaker
Um, yeah, what about what about the 360 version? It's not out yet. Oh, it's not rumored is it's supposed to be 30 frames? It's not bad. And that's how I like my movies. Uh, okay. I guess that makes it specifically. That's a 60 frames. You know, you're going to say, Devin, you sounded like you had something like, you know, like you kind of bring up a good point about the
00:48:40
Speaker
Uh, sorry. Uh, you kind of bring up a good point about how like, Oh, they have that battlefield comparison. I would say that like Titanfall has that experience.
00:48:53
Speaker
but it kind of starts turning into the same, it's the same really cool, it's like, oh man, I was running around, I was jumping on bills, I jumped on this Titan, it blew up, and I blew up, and then I got it in my own Titan, and then my Titan blew up, and I shot out, and it'll rocket into the sky, and I jumped on, and I'm like, that's awesome. But you can literally do that in like every game you play, Titanfall. And I mean, this is just me playing it, because I haven't played, I just played yours when I was over, and so I put a few hours into it, but,
00:49:24
Speaker
I guess by looking at it, I'm like, I kind of wish there were more vehicles, like more Titan-ish vehicles. So you kind of could make the elements a little more unique because like it is awesome. Yes. But it's like the kind of the same awesome every round. But, you know, and I guess you kind of get in your groove of playing. So I guess that might be a thing about lasting power.
00:49:49
Speaker
true because it seems like it doesn't have as much lasting power as as I would like I think it does well I mean like it's a game that I can like jump into really quick I wish there was customizations like yes see there's a lot of like stuff that little stuff that kind of like
00:50:09
Speaker
it was appreciated and he didn't I don't think people appreciate till it's it was gone yeah not to say it's gone but like to say like all you know there's like cool things you could do in Call of Duty like even like weapon skins right more weapon modifications or just more weapons period because
00:50:26
Speaker
What are you, like seven, seven weapons? There's not a lot of weapons, but the point to that is, you know, Battlefield has like 80 weapons, but you, the online community only uses like six of them because six of them are the best ones.
00:50:43
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I think there is a balance. Yeah. And I think I mean, definitely, you know, Titanfall 2 is going to fucking be the game where it's like there's going to be like millions of things. And well, it's a new IP. So you can't expect them to get. No, no, I know that. But like, you know how you play a game and like, like when I was playing Titanfall.
00:51:03
Speaker
I'm having a lot of fun with it, but all I can think of is how much better the sequel is going to be. Because they're knocking all these kinks out. And I'm like, oh man, it's going to be so cool when I can do this. Where there's going to be more Titan types, different Titan types, more weapons, be able to customize my own Titan. All this stuff you kind of figure or hope that will be in the next one or maybe down the line. So it's weird, because that's how I play a lot of, I guess, new IPs.
00:51:33
Speaker
That's like the way my brain goes. I'm like, Oh, this is fun. I can't wait till they do all these things that I feel like they're missing in the sequel. Sorry. I just, I just saw, um, uh, Melissa's one of Melissa's, uh, tweets. I can't wait to see these. I'm excited. But, but like, if I were to give it a score, I would give it, um, how many times?
00:52:03
Speaker
i'm sorry i'm really i'm sorry i really like
00:52:09
Speaker
chubby and fat spider-man's it's like one of my favorite fucking things are you missing out on i'm missing out i'm not i'm excited to see this i'm gonna give it five out of five and that's that's because titanfall titanfall what about the book what do you give the book uh the book uh ten out of five ten out of five is that acceptable you could do that okay book is always better
00:52:34
Speaker
And I'm just, I'm saying that because yeah, the next one will definitely be better. But as the experience goes right now, it's a great experience. It's fun. It captures everything that a fucking neck call of duty parkour game should be. It certainly looks like the most expensive war ever waged. Absolutely.
00:52:55
Speaker
Like even when you lose the war you can spend money and drop Titans like why would you do that? You've already lost don't drop a Titan stop stop wasting. So what else we got on the blockade? What are we crashing? We have ships over you like we got tight. We're dropping and we're dropping things. Okay, I guess that makes sense You know this
00:53:22
Speaker
Okay. Do you want to talk about your really good news, Devin, that you found out?
00:53:28
Speaker
About Walmart accepting trade-ins. Oh
Walmart and Video Game Trade-ins
00:53:31
Speaker
my god. That was so excited about this. He like ran up to us and he was like guys Guess what? I could trade in my video games any time. I won literally and never closes What do you mean where Walmart's taking trade-ins and we're like I could literally shit in a disc Smash it up duct tape and hand it to him and get at least twelve dollars. But now you might think he's being sarcastic
00:53:58
Speaker
Siked Devin fucking that's where he met his girlfriend at Walmart at like 3 a.m. They were reaching into and then they touched each other's hands and She goes Oh You like dirty dancing Love at first sight
00:54:25
Speaker
Although, little did she know, Devin saw her hand going for Dirty Dancing and he was like, oh, I'm gonna fuck this bitch. So he put his hand there so she could think that it was love at first touch. Wait, can you trade in TVs at Walmart?
00:54:48
Speaker
Who knows I don't know this opens up like a brand new fucking like it's a video game only thing You can trade in stuff at Best Buy, but it's kind of a shit show like a little shack with a fucking like a Fucking chin strap, dude. Yeah
00:55:08
Speaker
I don't know and you gotta you gotta like sign like four pieces of paper and it's gonna print out like this I'm assuming Walmart's going to be something of the same but you know they gotta follow a lot of those crazy like the worst part is is those stores like there's so many fucking people in there that you know take you literally an hour no and like you think like GameStop gets like the dregs of society
00:55:33
Speaker
Oh my God, Walmart, Walmart, 3 a.m. You are going to create stuff like this is. I'm not even going to talk about. There's great matter on this at 3 a.m. His name was Devin. I met my my girlfriend on the video game section and asked me if I played wow, to which I said no.
00:55:54
Speaker
And then he said, he'd start talking about these people on a server that kept making fun of them. And you're like, I was like, Oh, like I gotta go, dude. And then I, I left and then saw him walking home, literally doing karate moves.
00:56:09
Speaker
Are you sure this isn't Devin? I'm pretty sure because the dude had long hair and like he was like he was not he didn't like UFC he liked you know yeah he was into the TMA the traditional martial arts which is as we know it's proven obsolete it's obsolete
00:56:26
Speaker
proven false. It's been debunked. Like it doesn't exist. It's been debunked. Okay. Yeah, like it was just one of those things where I was looking at the games and he just stood up next to me pretending to look at games and then started continuing a conversation that we never actually started. Like he walks up next to me and he's like,
00:56:44
Speaker
Yeah, so do you play WoW or anything? And I was like, why the fuck are you? You smell weird. And then he had fucking pain on his hands. I guess he was like a painter. I don't know. He probably fucking killed somebody that night. Well, you know what? I can relate to that, because that's almost every member of my family. They just walk in, and they're like, yeah, so I was like, it was really historical. And I'm like, are we just having a conversation? I'm clearly watching a movie.
00:57:24
Speaker
Jokes aside though Walmart gets that down that could be a big deal why though? It's a fucking hassle, but no I'm saying if they get the trick if like they get it down to where it's not a hassle oh Yeah, and like
00:57:38
Speaker
Because I like the idea that GameStop is struggling in the sense that it's making them be more lenient and work harder and giving you better deals. GameStop, they hit a point. Now they're kind of on the downside. Would you want a Walmart power-up trade-in card? Probably not.
00:57:59
Speaker
What's the problem is like I also absolutely hate the idea of having to go to Walmart to get like the Walmart DLC. Yeah, this is awesome. But I could pick it up whenever I want it.
00:58:13
Speaker
I predict in July, Sony and Walmart will make a deal. Devin will own the power-up card from Walmart. Oh, free Sony DLC. Dude, actually, you know what? Real quick, I found out that I have so many power-up points on my thing. I could pretty much get a free game. Oh, yeah. The guy's like, do you want to use all your power-up points? And I said, what for? He's like, you can get a $50 credit. You can just cash in your power-up points.
00:58:43
Speaker
Was like, holy shit. So it's that or I buy two Ezio blades and stab people. Hey, man. You're in Walmart. You're 50,000. You save up for 97. You can get the Lancer from Gears of War. Yeah, what do you guys do with that? You're as sad as I would actually consider that. I know. Me too. Fuck. I can't blame you. What are you guys going to do with that? I don't chop shit in half. OK.
Street Fighter IV Character Disappointment
00:59:10
Speaker
Another thing I want to, this is what I actually want to talk about before you guys kind of bumbled up. Ultra Street Fighter IV announced their new character. Their brand new character. The Carpery. Who cares? Whatever, the Carpery. Listen.
00:59:32
Speaker
They need a balance between broken Kami and whatever this fucking new character is. Listen, you know what they should do? Actually make new characters if they're gonna make new characters? Yeah? Okay, okay, mister, I love evil Ryu and Oni.
00:59:46
Speaker
You were using evil review a lot last time we were playing Steve. Oh Just saying but like listen, but what but what if you're not gonna be Alex? No, no, this is why No, let me explain you why they said I wasn't getting out John let Devin speak They said you're not getting an Alex and I go fly and they go because it's gonna be a brand new character It's gonna be a brand new character
01:00:12
Speaker
So I'm like, alright, Lisa's gonna be a brand new fucking character. Dude, it's a Cammie skin. What, she's a charge character instead? So she's not even new at that point?
01:00:30
Speaker
Garbage. Dude. Throw it away. How do you introduce Rufus without introducing Alex? That's all I'm saying. That's some dirty shit. How do you introduce Rufus without introducing Alex? They're supposed to fucking chest bump. You mean Hugo.
01:00:47
Speaker
All right. Fine. I mean, honestly, I would have liked to see Alex, too. Thank you. Get me wrong. And honestly, I think they will add him later because Capcom sucks. The 2015 arcade update? Yeah. Yeah. Version 2015. Well, I'm just saying, like when that was announced and I saw the video and I saw like the same animation, I was like, wow, that's such a Capcom thing to do. I can't believe I'm disappointed by this. John, they don't care about you. Capcom doesn't care about you, John. They don't.
01:01:14
Speaker
They don't. But I care about Street Fighter, so. Well, what's what was the was it like a negative? Because I just saw it and I said, no, people are people already knew like people were calling this shit since like fucking like. Like since they announced that it was going to be somebody because they said it's somebody from a previous game, but somebody that hasn't been played, ever been played before. Someone was like, I was just fucking blah, blah, blah. It's one of the twins. Yeah, whatever.
01:01:41
Speaker
Somebody was there. They were hinting in the in the release trailer. They show our Mika show some dude. Our Mika would have been fucking our Mika would have been. I don't know. I'm down with that. I mean, she's the wrestler girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know what? It wasn't Alex. So I didn't care. What would you rather have? Decarpery or more? Actually, what I like when I first thought was that it was going to be some weird character where it was like a bunch of the dolls.
01:02:08
Speaker
Oh. So it'd be like six of them kind of. Yeah. And however Capcom would have made that work, they would have made work. They're not that talented. I think they wanted to, but like. They're not that good. I just saw Cammy strike and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, it was literally. It's been like two years since the last update. And this is all they got. The 19, the 19 Shotokan characters have the same move animations too, but they are different.
01:02:38
Speaker
You could all get the same thing for all the ninjas in Nordkommen. I'm coming from a very different place. Georgia. Georgia. Like, Evil Ryu versus Ken looks like a mirror match, but it isn't. But at least... Ken's got long blonde hair, he's got a different face. All he did was throw a fucking mask over. Alright, Evil Ryu versus Akuma looks like a mirror match. Akuma's got awesome hair. He does.
01:03:05
Speaker
Understand what you mean Wow I Mean who I mean in my opinion ion or actually I don't really even have an opinion for this I'm not trying to defend it and I'm not trying to attack it for this because this isn't
01:03:18
Speaker
this is a really news i just want to fucking play the game i don't know i maybe i'm just underestimate how difficult it is to know you're frustrated because it there was so much hope there was no i don't know there's there's so much hope for alice to come out because they literally almost every third strike character is in the game but no i like i literally had no hope near the end but i was like at least it's gonna be a new character
01:03:46
Speaker
you know shot man maybe they hate you because you hate hakan for a reason maybe that's why you don't hate khan he's yes i mean devin the last time they came out with a brand new character you hated on him so why would they make you happy this time i can respect to khan because he's at least different no no you never respected hakan you always hated him i was dead when the khan came out devin said i will never play as hackin
01:04:15
Speaker
I'll never place hacking. I'll just be playing re-show gun. Re-show gun is the best game ever made for my PlayStation 5. Oh wait, did you know that my PlayStation 4 cameras voice command actually accepts re-show gun?
01:04:31
Speaker
as a command. I go re-showgun. It's like, all right, let's go. Let's play this. Yo, that's, Steve, that's better than the Xbox One from what I've seen. Oh,
Voice Commands on Consoles
01:04:41
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because it accepts Devin's weirdness? No, because you don't have to. No, because like with the Kinect games, you have to be like, Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag Ultra. Hey, you know what's cool with the Kinect? It can open up Netflix.
01:04:55
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So so does a control Netflix open or an Xbox open? Netflix Xbox good Netflix that works too. Dude John's gonna get one. He's gonna be like wow. I was wrong Steve Evan you should get one and devil be like no I place second son and we'll be like I'm still playing it. It's 2017 move on
01:05:18
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Maybe I'll make maybe I'll trade stuff in at Walmart and I'll get an Xbox one dude. That's the life right fucking I'll be like 3 a.m. What should I do? So let's let's um, let's wrap this up real quick. We got some source challenges John Is our social media specialists there to read them for us? Can you show her the ropes Steve? Devin you're closer Okay
01:05:45
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She's just hitting things. I must say, though, you've done a pretty good job tonight. Thank you. Not gonna lie. See? Look at that. High praise from the high gods. He's like John's the high god. He's like the president. I'm the hardest one to win over. Yeah, I know. I feel honored that, you know, you've grown to like me.
01:06:07
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You made me laugh with Fat Spider-Man. It's like we're already on the same page. It's pretty good. Fat Spider-Man is a magical thing. Oh my god, Devin. Devin's the worst at this. Oh, why? You know why? Because it wasn't labeled as a Suarez challenge. It was called an anti-fanboy question.
01:06:34
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I was like, why can't I find it? Was this day one stuff, kids? Jesus Christ. Who's it from? Melissa,
Ultimate Marvel Universe Disinterest
01:06:40
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can you tell us who it's from and read the question for John? OK. Oh, into the mic. Can I see that? It's from some dude. Wow. Whoa. What's this Twitter handle?
01:06:53
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at V I C H U S Smith. What's up vicious? What's going on? He's asking us an anti fanboy question. Yeah. What the fuck? He's one of the veterans. I know. His question is, do you give a fuck about the ultimate universe anymore? Oh, uh, I guess it maybe it's as far as challenge for all of us. And the answer is no, we haven't in years.
01:07:17
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Uh, except Devin. Devin's loved it since they won, and he still does. Of course he does. Of course he has. Because it's ultimate like the ultimate fighter. Come on. Ultimate fighting. Ultimate. It's just like the same thing. Spider-Man does a fucking... No, I mean, the only ultimate book we read is, uh, Ultimate Spider-Man. Doesn't count. Doesn't count? No. Well, he isn't... It's too good for the ultimate universe, so it doesn't count. Yeah. It is. It is too good. I mean, I'm what? Captain America's president right now, and what... No, he's dead.
01:07:47
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And then the blob ate the Wasp or something. Oh I hate this universe already. Already? The ultimate universe was something... Like, no, no, it's literally... Okay. The ultimate universe is literally what happened to Anakin Skywalker into turning into Darth Vader.
01:08:09
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You're like, oh wow, I was supposed to bring in all this fresh and this new era of comic reading and then it just turned into a monster that killed all these kids. No. No. No. I can't believe that this is to my favorite movie. That's Andre when he saw the giant. Andre Vader? No. Oh, my bones. I'm a little bit poor to a robot mother.
01:08:36
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Oh wait wait by the way Steve. Yes, John. I think you left out the fucking waddle The super long waddle thing from last week. What are you talking about? We've ordered a really long waddle Yeah, I didn't put that I didn't put that waddle in oh, I haven't even done bottle yet in this well Well, you will you have actually already I have yeah in the beginning you have oh, yeah forgot
01:09:04
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What's the next word those there's another source challenge, right? I don't think so. Melissa. Why don't you give us a random question? Yeah Any question you ever wanted answered ever about anything Like not on the spot you guys think that aliens are real. Yes, of course. Yeah
Existence of Aliens Discussion
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Ropa
01:09:36
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Do you even watch the cosmos? Oh my god no I haven't seen it yet and I'm really sad about it. Dude fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson is probably, if there is a god it's him I think.
01:09:49
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I know I watched it so wrong, I don't want to talk about it. Was it as bad as Steve reserving Titanfall wrong?
01:10:09
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Dude when I saw cyber this weekend, he was like I listen to that podcast. I could not stop laughing It does that I was like, I know that's why we kept bringing it up. I bought it with trades guys What else was I to do? I Thought you were gonna like Like puss out and just get the physical copy. Fuck it. I'm right here Never say never Yeah, Steve, you know
01:10:41
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Don't humor me guys. I love you, but
01:10:44
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I'm not proud of you. Devin will take you to Chipotle and laugh about this another time. It was Panchero. It was a burrito place. It was burritos. It definitely is. I still salsa. I was kidding. Aliens exist. Yeah. All right. Let's try a different question. Oh, how about, would you marry me if I was going to get deported?
01:11:09
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Are you being deported? No, just hypothetically.
Marriage to Stop Deportation
01:11:14
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It depends. The real question is, would you marry a good friend if they were going to be deported? Sure. But I'm talking about me in particular and you guys. Well, if you're being deported, absolutely. Thanks, Steve. Yeah. Yeah, I think Kristin might be mad.
01:11:28
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I don't think I know you well enough. Alright, so Steve, you're... I'm watching out for you. I mean, you and Steve are like BFF, so that makes sense. You don't even know what I would expect out of a marriage. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I need more photos for lovesquirts.com! Goddamn it! Help me! I would just make sure she held the camera right while I did my sweet karate moves. That's true. Did you get it? You didn't get it!
01:11:57
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uh... uh... triangle well and what is this on chat you're wearing by the way it's a feel like it it's just nice looks like a pumpkin because you're you're seeing this kind of all well it's just a light it's lighting yeah it is for lighting in this room my fresh pale my fresh paleness uh...
Long Drive Anecdote
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so yeah this one was a little late because john had to
01:12:28
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Woo, crazy nut bachelor love! Yeah, hey, I can't talk about it, okay? No, no, you don't have to talk about it. Really? Yeah. You had to make like a 10-hour drive. Yeah, yesterday was reviving the drop-off for people at the New Orleans airport and then drive literally 500 and something miles straight from New Orleans to Atlanta. Well, a question for you. Would you drive 500 and something more miles?
01:12:57
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Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles to fall down at your door. John Suarez, John Suarez, John Suarez, John Suarez. Johnna, Johnna, Johnna, Johnna, John. Well, at least you could put that as the as the ending music, Steve. I'm going to use Jurassic Park. No, I like that. And I assume we're just going to do it again on Monday because
01:13:22
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Yeah, because Devin's doing, he's going on a trip. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. We're going to share a pancake. I invited him to see Veronica Mars with me in Atlanta, so he's flying down. We're going to have pancake stories, and we're going to eat pizza. Waffle house. Waffle house. You're not going to be here for that, Steve. You're going to be here for Waffle House. You were invited, too. You said, I have so many other things I would rather be doing. Oh, man, I'm pissed about that. I have a rusty ice pick.
01:13:52
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in the shed that I don't even own. And you know what I'm gonna do instead of hanging out with you and Suarez? What am I gonna do? I'm gonna stab my toes and just burst out of each nail. One by fucking one. This is a true story that Steve told me. That Hulk Hogan? What he would rather do. Brother?
01:14:14
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What I would do brother John that is so much proof that you've never watched wrestling I actually want to implement an internet wide ban on Arnold impressions
Arnold Impressions Critique
01:14:34
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Why? Why would you do that to Devon? Because you go... That doesn't even sound like him. No, the problem is you go, oh, Arnold Schwarzenegger. And then every asshole... And we're totally guilty of this. No, but every asshole goes out of their way to do a shitty Arnold impression. And it's not... Well, sometimes it's funny sometimes. No, but sometimes it goes on for like 10 minutes. Like you're still doing it.
01:15:02
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And I'm like, alright, I fucking get it
01:15:06
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I think he's trying to tell you something, Steve. I think maybe you've been doing it too much, and he's tired of it. Why does he think this has been Arnold? I've been doing Tom Hanks since the entire time. Steve. Oh, no! I've been dying to get my heads! Oh, Philadelphia! Oh, what a beautiful city to die in! Oh! I was running! That's from Forrest Gump. I know, I know.
01:15:36
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Well, the worst was your Captain Phillips impression. I forget all the quotes of that movie. Get
Podcast All-star Chris
01:15:45
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off of my boat! Yeah, that's it.
01:15:50
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Well, you know what, it's still a better impression than Dave's Irish impression. I'm not going to even listen to it. It's a special. Was that their third podcast? Their third one. And 50 Minutes In, he decides to do a really bad one. Well, the best part, and this isn't really trashing, but the best part is like, table do this bit.
01:16:14
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and Jeff will do this bit, and Chris just abstains entirely. And he's like, oh, I just came back, what happened? I could be reading it wrong, but I like to just imagine that Chris is furious when the whole thing's happening. Dude, Chris is the all-star of that podcast. He has all the right opinions, and he has all the good jokes. Are we done, man?
Social Media Team Shoutout
01:16:40
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Yeah, I mean, let's just give you some plugs one more time, guys.
01:16:44
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uh... way lotto lotto has to do the plugs oh yeah uh... let's give a round of applause to our social media uh... specialist specialist melissa melissa and and what was the just inserted applause there steve and and and and and we've got a lot of talk about inserting applause yes i think i'm too lazy to win rises with me wasn't was that uh... the new means that you can send you others for his challenge
01:17:15
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Is it gonna be spirited away? Cuz if not, then no. I couldn't swarm.
Studio Ghibli Film Confusion
01:17:18
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Wasn't his last movie like three movies ago? Does he keep retiring? No, he just retired. This is his last film. This is his last one. I really want to see it. Yeah, I'd be doubting it. When's it come out? It's out. It's out. What's it called? The Wind Rises. He looked this trash up. There's another movie from the Studio Ghibli. It was from up on Poppy Hill not too long ago. But that one...
01:17:44
Speaker
You know, that movie took a turn that I was not expecting and not into. My favorite, it took a turn in recent years, was that movie, Silent House. No, wait. Did you see that? No, I didn't see it. Silent House is the movie John took that girl to, right? Oh, yo, yo, relax with things, dude. What? I'm just going to say this about Silent House. I saw it with a nice background.
01:18:13
Speaker
It was really good up until... Well, no, no, I saw it with my girlfriend and I... Whatever, but like, it takes a turn. Yeah, it's pretty. Literally, it takes a... Is it good? Like, should I see it? Yeah, I mean, it's worth the watch, but like, I saw it with my girlfriend and we were dating long enough for it to be cool, right? Not cool. Yeah, this is so cool. Is that the movie that has a bunch of rape in it?
01:18:39
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Or is that the... I'm thinking of a different movie though. Yeah, you might be thinking of a different movie. The ball rapes the movie. No, but it was just
Silent House First Date Warning
01:18:45
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funny because I just told... I was like, Sean, just don't see that movie with that person. I was like... You're like, no, I think we're gonna... I was like, just... You're gonna regret it. Dude, it's 80 minutes, one shot. How can I pass that up, Devin?
01:18:59
Speaker
Yeah, I mean I was really interested in seeing the movie so I want to see it and uh, no, but you you were like, yeah I was like, oh, yeah, you were right It's not first date movie definitely not and she's now your wife
01:19:36
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01:19:37
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01:20:05
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so uh... anti fangirl she just did a superior spider-man right now she's not re-tweeted by Dan Slott last week she just didn't blew up I didn't know that he's pretty god-like yeah wait he's a pervert what? he just likes girls I guess he was just like it was a really like it was a re-tweeting comment it had nothing to do with our
01:20:33
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Well, her gain is our gain. Yeah. All right, you greedy fuck. Well, you know. But anyway, it was a good read because she kind of is a great her last 20, 29 Spider-Man story. She loves Spider-Man. I know. Yeah, she's like
Watto's Star Wars Plugs
01:20:47
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that kind of prompted her to read up the superior stuff. I'm excited for her to do Scarlet Spider. And I'm talking about the original Scarlet Spider, not the new one. She ever will. That fucking hoodie, man.
01:20:58
Speaker
Well, let me get Wado. Wado, can you do these? Let me just get on the stool. Jesus, Wado. Why do you need to get on the stool? You have wings. Little little tiny wings. Where are my notes? And it's great. Good notes this week, boys. Hey, mifamboy.com. You like stuff, we like stuff. Also, go on twitter.com.
01:21:25
Speaker
It's a website! Cutbread Film! Another website! Uh, rhymesothegeek.com! Uh, let's think! Speak! Cheek! Click! Those are the little freaky girls in the universe of Star Wars! Jabba fucks them! And uh...
01:21:53
Speaker
Yeah! That was the one! Doesn't really rhyme, but... No, it don't! And uh... Yeah, that's about it! Goodbye! Nana! What? Devon! What? I'm always expecting you to make some references about Jedi. No, I won't! Goodbye! Okay. Thanks, Watto. Thanks, Watto. So that's it!
01:22:25
Speaker
What do we even do? Like, what? Is he like a junkyard man or something? He runs a podcast junkyard. Yeah. All right. He's not a man. He's a thing. I don't know. Who are these? I can still hear you, Kevin. I'm not out of the room. Hey, baby, what's up? You got girls now? This is great.
01:22:52
Speaker
Yeah, now uh now now put the put the moss eyes and cantina music on. Take some credits! Take some credits! Don't take the credits. I'm not gonna. It's good! Good Republic credits! Yes! To Randy Bargo! Very good for business! Yeah, do not take that. It's dirty! I know it's dirty. Alright? No!
01:23:18
Speaker
I don't like you, Devin. I don't like you either one of you. I don't like you one bit. Please go. I hope an accident happens to you. I hope Subulba takes something out of your car when you drive home. I totally forgot about Subulba. That's reminding me. Wait, no problem. You're not really working with Subulba. No, I don't. Did you wink at me there? No.
01:23:47
Speaker
All right, get out of here. Goodbye!