Transcript
bladesedge: Hello one and all and welcome back to the Blade's Edge at D and &D Live actual play podcast where we are running through Curse of Strahd. Now, if you've ran Curse of Strahd before, you know what you're in store for tonight based on the episode title alone, the old bone grinder. The name that a lot of first time DMs when they're reading the module will tell their players, oh, you've come across old bone grinder. Kind of a giveaway. Can't tell players what the name of the windmill is.
bladesedge: um but we pick up where we last left off the pointy -eared gang has worked their way on this map from west to east um going the alternate route um that, you know, some people can take when running Curse of Strahd and making their way to the town of Barovia, the village of Barovia.
bladesedge: They have come across where one of their items is from their tarot reading the Taroka deck reading. um I see Tom.
Gilmund Graves: the enchanting pastries.
bladesedge: Yes, I see Tommy's offline. Somebody want to ping him real quick. um You you guys are there. You are looking for one of the items that your terrific reading. A sword made of light potentially is in this somewhere. um You've you've found this place look like they were baking something. It turns out they were baking children into pastries.
bladesedge: ah We had Gilman Graves took a bite of one falling into a stupor at the end of last session and beginning to crawl into their oven. um As I'll move you guys over here. As coming down the stairs, you saw this old lady.
bladesedge: um Who. at the end of last session, as Gilman started to crawl into the oven said that she would use your bones next and called upstairs. She called upstairs. She said the name's Bella and Ophalia. Um, as if calling for other people and with, with Roy standing at the bottom of the windmill and in the kitchen, Gilman behind him crawling into the beginning to crawl into the oven. Vesrak standing in the doorframe. Ray, the Raven, and would he be inside with the royals? He's still outside.
Kyle: ah He would be inside.
bladesedge: Guy Ray Raven is with you. Vesrak is a familiar Istra and Valerius moonstone outside above the doorframe. A raven looking down at you, crying.
bladesedge: Oh, thanks.
Gilmund Graves: Really great Raven noise, by the way.
Trevor: Solid cop.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
bladesedge: Oh, hell yeah. I'm going to go outside later and see if I can attach one.
Kyle: Nice, nice car.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, I don't know if you workshop that one or I mean, it is spooky season right now.
bladesedge: Yeah,
Trevor: I'm gonna go be a Raven later.
Gilmund Graves: You're just hiding in your cemetery front yard and just calling it people.
bladesedge: I know.
Gilmund Graves: but What the fuck?
bladesedge: We're just going to we're going to jump right into it for for those of you listening. We are. We are all me included. Fingers crossed that this is not the end of the point that you're getting as Hell we have art made for these guys, but, uh, just in case we do have backups ready, uh, as is the nature of this module, deadly, deadly module. And we're going to roll initiative
Kyle: Ah, boy.
Gilmund Graves: All right.
Kyle: loyal Boy, oh Ooh, okay.
Gilmund Graves: Oh.
Tommy: ah Okay. Two high rolls, two modest rolls.
Trevor: my egg oh you
Kyle: Well, you guys can see my roll, right? Did that - I don't think I registered in, uh...
bladesedge: Yeah, as you guys do, I let the list or what you rolled know what you roll.
Gilmund Graves: you 19 from Gil as he crawls into the inferno.
Kyle: I rolled a 22, because I'm goaded.
Trevor: Kyle, you're gonna have to click on your token and then reroll it and then just update the number to the 22 or whatever.
bladesedge: Well.
Kyle: Gotcha. Perfect.
bladesedge: Yes.
Tommy: 14 for our favorite spider boy.
bladesedge: Oh, don't tell me.
Gilmund Graves: hell yeah
bladesedge: Don't tell me that that Morgantha is going first. Oh, no, she's not. Roy's going first. OK, good. um We're going to we're going to need it because, um, while you you guys, while you guys did get a short rest in the time from the town of Valaki to here, vez rack is is debt.
Trevor: Fastest TPK in the world.
Gilmund Graves: like
bladesedge: You're down a couple of spell slots, right?
Tommy: I'm down two spell slots, but I was able to arcane recovery one back.
bladesedge: All right. You're down. So you're only down one.
Tommy: No, I'm down two, I only have one.
bladesedge: Down to. Oh, OK. You're down to spell slots.
Tommy: and
bladesedge: Gilman seems like he is in a stupor after eating this pie in in in Gilman's mind, seeing visions of his sister and everything being OK in a state of bliss.
bladesedge: One might say a dream like state now.
bladesedge: Roy. As she comes down the stairs and calls up. You are first to act. You and Ray, what do you do?
Kyle: Hmm.
Kyle: Man. Okay. Uh, just to clarify, we don't get any spell slots back on a short rest, correct? Under normal circumstances.
bladesedge: Depends on your depends on your class. ah Warlocks do. um Wizards have something called arcane recovery, which on a short rest, they can get back a spell side of a specific level.
bladesedge: You are a ranger.
Kyle: Mm -hmm.
bladesedge: Rangers do not get them back on short rest.
Kyle: That's so sad. That's so sad. um Okay.
Trevor: Team Warlock.
bladesedge: Yeah, how many have you used for the for the OK?
Kyle: Just one to to use that fuck ass spell that really didn't help me with anything.
Trevor: That fuck -ass spell.
Kyle: um So that's that's neat.
Trevor: That sounds funny.
Kyle: That's neat. um Okay, I think what I'm going to do is Roy is I'm going to lock in on this witch.
bladesedge: top of the stairs.
Kyle: And yeah, I'm going to use Hunter's Mark.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: Um, so that I'm dealing an extra 1d6 every time I hit them.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: Let me, let me get that.
bladesedge: I'll go ahead and mark her token for you so that you know that she's hunters marked.
Kyle: Okay.
bladesedge: What color would do you think represents Roy?
Kyle: What color represents for Roy is going to be green for sure.
bladesedge: Boom, we got a little green dot on her right there. ah The ceilings on this first floor are eight feet tall.
Kyle: Boom, get marked.
bladesedge: on She is.
bladesedge: The ceilings are eight feet high.
bladesedge: I see how yes.
Kyle: Alright, and then... That's my action, yeah, so I can't attack there.
bladesedge: ah um You tell me. a Hunter's Mark, I think is a bonus action, right?
Kyle: Oh, it's one bonus action. Oh, I'm gonna fuck her up. Okay.
Gilmund Graves: Hell yeah.
bladesedge: Oh, yeah.
Gilmund Graves: Love that.
Kyle: I'm gonna make my way downtown up the stairs. I'm gonna get right up next to her.
Trevor: I'm walking fast.
bladesedge: OK, walking walking past the bones on the ground, the putrid smell emanating out of this this barrel in the middle of the room with this green black ichor.
bladesedge: You walk up the stairs
Kyle: And I am going to make an attack with my blood spear.
Kyle: Now I have to be careful because I'm not entirely sure if this accounts for the plus two bonus to attack and damage rolls.
bladesedge: yeah
Kyle: It says the damage is 1d6 plus one, so I think I just add a plus two to that.
bladesedge: OK, it should normally does it automatically.
Kyle: Roll the hit.
Kyle: Okay, so that's a 17 to hit.
bladesedge: Um, we're starting out on a very good note for you guys. For those of you keeping track at home, when a character, at least in my games, meets the AC of a monster, we say that's pizz's pizza pizza.
bladesedge: So that hits.
Gilmund Graves: Pizza Pizza.
Kyle: beautiful
bladesedge: That is the AC of Morgantha.
Kyle: Beautiful.
Trevor: Thank you.
Kyle: Okay, so that is two damage. I think that accounted for...
bladesedge: Okay. So you were attacking one handed.
Kyle: Oh, what? Wait, it should have been, I should have, this should be two -handed.
bladesedge: Cool. So that's five.
Kyle: Oh, I don't know why it's not giving me this option.
bladesedge: Five.
bladesedge: It's right there. It does. It rolled both.
Kyle: Oh, it did? Okay. Sorry, I'm i'm getting back into it. We haven't attacked in a while.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: So I'm getting back into it.
bladesedge: And then don't forget to roll that, uh, that Hunter's Mark damage.
Kyle: The six. Oh, for a six.
Trevor: Oh.
Tommy: Oh, big damn.
bladesedge: Wow, for 11 total, that's huge.
Kyle: Big, big.
bladesedge: OK. 11 total from your magical spear, you watch her take all of that damage.
Kyle: Incredible. And that will be my turn. I believe attacking with Ray is a bonus action. So I cannot do that.
bladesedge: Yes, I think Ray takes the dodge action.
Kyle: Okay.
bladesedge: OK.
Gilmund Graves: And then hey, reading the ah the description text on that blood spear, I think that since you are the character chosen by Kevan to wield it, you do get a plus two to hit and plus two to damage, which is not factored in.
Kyle: Yeah, see, that's what I was thinking. So that would be a plus
bladesedge: So on your character sheet, are you attuned to this item?
Kyle: um
bladesedge: Scroll down.
Gilmund Graves: No.
Kyle: Um...
bladesedge: you gotta to hit that You got to hit that button, and then itll it should do all that for you.
Kyle: I am now? Okay.
bladesedge: So it would be in a 19 to hit, and you would do an extra two damage.
Kyle: It does.
bladesedge: So you didn't do 11.
Kyle: Correct.
bladesedge: You did 13. That's big.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, we love that.
Kyle: That's huge news. I'll take whatever I can get.
bladesedge: That's huge news. That's Huey Lewis and the huge news, dude.
Gilmund Graves: Hugh G Lewis?
bladesedge: um
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
bladesedge: All right. And is that your turn?
Kyle: That will be my turn.
bladesedge: All right. There's going to be a little bit of ah a bitter sweetness to what's about to happen. Some good and some bad. You've started making your way up the stairs. Morgantha is going to leave your opportunity by jumping off the stairs.
bladesedge: You see this old feeble woman, much like Yoda and was an episode three where Yoda drops his cane and all of a sudden is like whipping around the room doing flips and shit.
Trevor: jumping off the walls.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Trevor: That's so funny.
bladesedge: You see this old woman hunched over, um, this display. display a dexterity, a hidden dexterity and strength within her that you thought this old woman would not be able to possess.
Gilmund Graves: It's fucking Rock Lee.
bladesedge: She jumps down the stairs. And, um, first of all, she falls 10 feet. So she takes five points of falling damage.
bladesedge: So that's this the sweet part of this.
Gilmund Graves: Thank you, Grandma.
bladesedge: She takes five points of falling damage and Roy, since you were on the stairs, um, I am going to say that she, you know, she jumps off and then she's going to go right over.
Kyle: Mm -hmm.
bladesedge: So go. Whoops. Sorry. That's your token. She can go right over here. The far side of the wall, which leaving your range gives you an opportunity attack if you still have your reaction and would like to attack her.
Kyle: I do have my reaction. I would love nothing more than to send a blood spear into this woman.
bladesedge: Nice. So should be a plus five now when you roll it. Let's see.
Kyle: That's a natural 20.
Trevor: Oh.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, let's go.
Kyle: That's a natural 20, boys.
Tommy: Oh, yeah.
bladesedge: Oh, this is.
Trevor: Oh.
Tommy: Oh, that feels good.
Gilmund Graves: It's the Roy effect.
Trevor: Oh.
bladesedge: This is what.
Gilmund Graves: I swear to God.
Kyle: um
bladesedge: Listen, this is what you guys needed for today to go well. So not 20 not only means you'll you'll double the dice, but you'll double your hunter's mark dice as well.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, I swear to God, Roy Halovich for president.
Kyle: This huge huge news Oh
Trevor: He's gaming so hard.
bladesedge: So roll that.
Gilmund Graves: He's gaming so hard. Oh.
Trevor: Oh.
Kyle: my sweet lord, bro
bladesedge: So that's, that's an 11 that's not accounting for your, um, your crit. So roll me another D eight. That's just max damage with your two handed and two.
Trevor: Oh and 2d6.
Tommy: Come on, baby.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Gilmund Graves: Oh!
Kyle: That's six in the D8.
Tommy: ah Okay, good.
Trevor: oh
bladesedge: Okay. So that's 17 so far that you did 13 originally.
Kyle: Oh my god.
Gilmund Graves: 9 .24 in the morning and I'm already, uh, bricked up.
bladesedge: I know now you've done 17 plus eight is 25 points of damage.
Kyle: Another eight damage.
Trevor: ah
Tommy: Massive, massive.
bladesedge: So you've done 25 plus 13 is 38 points of damage.
Gilmund Graves: I am thrilled.
bladesedge: Uh,
Kyle: Bro is not fucking leaving.
bladesedge: I'm not leaving. Um, okay. So 38 is a crazy, and she took five points falling damage, not diet.
Trevor: Death's Door, how's she looking?
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
Kyle: This this poor hag, bro
Gilmund Graves: No, don't say that.
bladesedge: lands, um, walks over to this cauldron bubbling where this stink is coming from. Uh, she walks up to it and says, um, ah, good job so far, but my dretch will kill you and reaches down on to the barrel and knocks three times. And you see like a, um,
bladesedge: Urukai being born from the mud in Lord of the Rings. This beast rise out of this black ichor out of the barrel. Into the room.
Trevor: Puffy.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, he's ugly.
bladesedge: Face almost like a pig. um Body. Let's see. He's technically here. I'll show i'll actually show you guys the handout. There you go.
Kyle: Wow.
bladesedge: Looks like that. Yeah, um not not this thing. This guy is actually not he's not huge. Came out of a barrel, so he's like um disgusting looking like like picture in urukai a face, but he's like the height of a dwarf.
bladesedge: Um, so this guy, this guy, uh, let's see.
Gilmund Graves: Does he have a schwanz down there?
bladesedge: It's, it does the artwork.
Gilmund Graves: I mean, yeah, there's a mass of some sort.
bladesedge: Uh, it looks like there's like, um, there's, um, there's a mass of something.
Tommy: it's ambigu It's ambiguous.
Gilmund Graves: Ambiguous, yeah. there
bladesedge: Yeah, it is what you make it. Um, he rises out of this, uh, barrel and that requires her action to do. Um, so, um, that is her turn.
bladesedge: Uh, Gilman's it is your turn.
Gilmund Graves: Wow.
bladesedge: However, Gilman's no wizzy Gilman's you spend your turn climbing into an oven and closing the door.
Gilmund Graves: Ooh, is he...
Gilmund Graves: Oh shit.
Gilmund Graves: Oh yeah, it's nice and cozy in here, correct?
bladesedge: It's nice. It's nice and cozy. and you're You're not taking fire damage. Uh, this was used to make, um, uh, the pastries, uh, but.
bladesedge: Unfortunately, that's your turn.
Gilmund Graves: Should, okay.
bladesedge: Yep. That's not great. um
Gilmund Graves: I'm sad to close the door because then I don't get to see Alma with her long black hair and piercing green eyes and smile that lights up her room.
bladesedge: I think in your mind, you guys and the Morgantha and the party are all in a circle holding hands, singing a song. It's bright out. Finally, there's rose petals falling.
bladesedge: sunshinny day
Gilmund Graves: I finally get to be the Gilman I always wanted to be. Having a grand old time with my family. That's really nice.
Trevor: That's really nice.
bladesedge: Vesrak before you go, there's movement upstairs. Five, 10, 15, um,
Tommy: Do I hear the clumping of hooves?
bladesedge: 20, 25, 30, 35.
Tommy: What do I hear?
bladesedge: Um,
Tommy: I don't know what kind of feet hags have.
bladesedge: forty You see, ah requiring a dash action, um ah just to get to the top of the stairs. So Roy, as one hag jumps off and lands, knocking on this barrel, bringing out this abomination. um the you You all hear the sounds of feet, heavy footfalls, as a second older woman, ah but not as old as the first.
bladesedge: It's like this.
Kyle: Wow.
Gilmund Graves: No, who is that?
bladesedge: Makes her way, ah not gray hair, but a brunette makes her way to the top of the stairs and looks like stairs down at Morgantha and then at you, Roy and everybody in the room. And she says, ah, hmm, all of Barovia will eat well tomorrow.
bladesedge: ah using her action to dash. That is her turn. Vesrak, you stand the door open outside. Looking in, you now see two witches and a a beast in the center of the room. What do you do?
Tommy: Yeah, ah you see Vezrak form this cube magic sparkling dark purple, um as I'd like to expand it to encase the entire room with Fairy Fire as my Drow magic ability.
Trevor: fire.
bladesedge: Love that.
Tommy: I can link it for you.
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: Cast VTT. Oh, that didn't work.
Tommy: Display, here we go. So each object in a 20 -foot queue within range is outlined in blue, green, or violet. Any creature in the area when those spells cast is outlined in light if it fails a deck saving throw. um Any attack roll against them affected by the creature or object has advantage if the attacker can see it, and the affected creature or object can't benefit from being invisible.
bladesedge: I love that. So we got good news and bad news. Good news. This beast in the middle of the room, this dretch. Plus zero, no advantage.
bladesedge: 17. That's unfortunate.
Tommy: Rats, well.
bladesedge: OK. And what is the DC for this?
Tommy: ah I think it's 11, let me double check. It's pretty low.
Tommy: Yeah, deck save 11.
bladesedge: OK, now comes the bad news. ah You see both of these witches um with this innate magic ah lifting off their bodies, ah able to make ah pastries that make people dream out of children's bones. In fact, ah they both have advantage on on this. Not only do they both have advantage, and they both have plus two. So here is Morgantha's role. That's a twenty one.
bladesedge: And here is Bella sun banes roll. The 21.
Tommy: OK, we found out a lot of information, a lot of good information that round.
Trevor: this
Gilmund Graves: Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. That was definitely their lair actions, right?
Kyle: We do.
Gilmund Graves: their are their ah their Their legendary actions, for sure.
Tommy: Yeah, they had to a burn. they They must have burned a legendary action or two to do that, I'm sure.
Gilmund Graves: 100%. Yeah.
Trevor: That's
bladesedge: there's ah There's there's there's there's about there's about 80 toads in a chest in the back of the room that light up in bright purple.
Gilmund Graves: No chance.
Tommy: ah I just want to.
Trevor: so funny.
Tommy: ah For those of you listening at homes, if they didn't have advantage, they would have rolled a nine and a 19. So one of them would have been hit for sure. Anyway, the rest of my turn, I would like to try...
bladesedge: would have rolled a nine and a four.
Tommy: Oh, a nine out of...
bladesedge: Oh, no, 19. Sorry.
Tommy: Yeah, a 19, yeah, the first roll, yeah.
bladesedge: Yeah, that was right. Yeah, you're right.
Kyle: Wait, but the plus two would have, they still would have saved.
Trevor: That would have made it an 11.
Tommy: Oh, all right, nevermind.
Gilmund Graves: Wait, why is the DC only 11, Tommy?
Tommy: It's, uh, because it's...
bladesedge: It's his racial thing. It's not a wizard thing.
Tommy: It's, uh, it's my charisma.
Gilmund Graves: Oh.
Tommy: Oh, no, it's a charisma. It's my spell casting. No, no, yeah, it's just a racial thing.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Tommy: It's not like Wizard Magic.
bladesedge: Yeah. Wizards. It's Wizards is our own intelligence base. But if you if you are a drow like Fez rack is you get some spells, but the spell casting for them is your charisma, not your intelligence.
Gilmund Graves: Right.
Tommy: All right. I thought I was being, uh, great. Anyway, cute. I'd like to come in.
Kyle: Uhh...
Tommy: It's just going to follow me in and she's going to stand right there.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: I'm going to start trying to get you out of the fucking oven, man.
Trevor: Holy shit.
bladesedge: Um, you with you ah have no action left. Uh, I'll say you're able to open the oven door and you see him in there in a stupor, but you have no action to do any.
Tommy: Yeah. Yeah. No, actually. love I'm just trying my best.
bladesedge: All right. Any bonus action.
Tommy: Uh, no, that's all I got.
bladesedge: Any action for your familiar spider. istra I think they can.
Tommy: Uh, they'll just, uh, I don't think they could really do it. I don't think they can attack. So they're just going to dodge. Oh, they can.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Tommy: Oh, that's right. We did say at the, uh, um, or Okay.
bladesedge: Yeah, I define familiar spell. Yeah, you you're're you're familiar can attack. They just don't they'll do like it just like one damage if it hits.
Tommy: So you're saying there's a chance.
Kyle: Need you guys to start putting up some big numbers, huh?
Tommy: Okay. Yeah, hey, hey, hey. Okay, D28 plus four. 19 to hit. I'm swinging on the Urukai guy.
bladesedge: um Yeah, that hits.
Tommy: Oh, here we go, here we go. ah One D1 piercing damage and one D4 poison damage.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, oh shit.
bladesedge: Yeah, when do you want it? It's just one. So you do. It does one.
Trevor: Roll it.
Kyle: Roll the D. Roll the D1.
Tommy: Roll, roll, alright, I'll roll, I'll roll the one D1.
bladesedge: Yeah, roll the wendy one do you want for me?
Trevor: Oh yeah, is that a crit?
Tommy: A one?
Gilmund Graves: Oh, you not won it.
Kyle: Oh my god, it's a natural one, dude.
Tommy: Oh, shit.
bladesedge: You.
Gilmund Graves: Insane.
Tommy: Good. ah Hey, it's a great number on rule 20, Brian.
Trevor: Technically, there or a now one?
Kyle: i went
Gilmund Graves: Damn, wait a second.
bladesedge: Yeah. You're.
Tommy: It must be good.
bladesedge: The the the the information keeps rolling in as your spider does one damage because the director's immune to poison damage.
Tommy: ah Oh my God. i did Get me out of here.
Gilmund Graves: No.
Trevor: This is so funny.
Tommy: Help.
Trevor: Oh, shit.
Tommy: Help.
Trevor: Very informative turn.
bladesedge: All right. Um, now it is the dress his turn who will make, um, he's going to make two attacks and he is going to make them, uh, the first, uh, will be on, he's going to make a bite attack on Istra.
bladesedge: So this thing, uh, gets down on all fours and attempts to bite your spider familiar. That's a 21 to hit.
Tommy: Uh, that actually misses, Brian.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Tommy: It's just very elusive.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
bladesedge: um
Tommy: yeah Yeah.
Gilmund Graves: That's the spider agility.
Tommy: Yeah.
Kyle: This one has a 40 AC.
Tommy: Yeah.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, this is a Pathfinder spider.
Tommy: Yeah. We said at the beginning of the campaign, it's just actually a God. Uh, yeah, go for it. yeah
bladesedge: Your spider familiar takes five points of piercing damage That's poops
Tommy: Uh, okay. Uh, it's true. I think poofs out of existence.
bladesedge: Yeah, the history is no more with the dretches second attack on all fours.
Tommy: God.
bladesedge: It then, uh, sort of on, on all fours, like a Corgi dicked one leap into the air, um, uh, four footed jump and then makes a claw attack on Ray.
Kyle: what
bladesedge: Uh, that is a, that's only a six. So misses couldn't get him high enough.
Gilmund Graves: Nice.
Tommy: What the hell?
Kyle: Oh, that's crazy.
bladesedge: Um, before Valerius, before you go, uh, footsteps upstairs as a full dash action, uh, gets somebody else that they can't even, they're not gonna, they can't come down unless Bella jumps off right now. So somebody else, uh, Roy, you see somebody else sort of behind Bella say, what's going on down there?
Kyle: Nothing.
bladesedge: Valerius, you're up.
Gilmund Graves: Ha!
Trevor: All right, let's see. um I'm gonna scoot up to the door, take a look in, and this, okay, if this is what I'm looking at, I think I'm going to, I'm gonna cast, um actually no, fuck it, let's, I know they might have an advantage against this, but whatever.
bladesedge: Hm?
Trevor: um I'm gonna use my channel divinity, invocation of night. So I'm going to present my holy symbol and extinguish any source of mundane or magical light within 30 feet.
Trevor: Additionally, each hostile creature within 30 feet that doesn't have total cover must make a consaving throw of 13 or become blinded for four rounds. And they can keep making that save at the end of all their turns.
bladesedge: Nice.
Kyle: It's huge.
bladesedge: So we'll go for this, this dretch right here.
Gilmund Graves: Let's go, Valerius.
bladesedge: He will just make his straight, but he has a plus one. What's the DC?
Trevor: 13.
bladesedge: All right. He fails.
Gilmund Graves: Nice.
Trevor: Let's go.
Kyle: Nice.
Tommy: Let's go.
bladesedge: So what is the, what is the color of Valerius?
Gilmund Graves: That's one.
bladesedge: Let me blue. You think moonlight?
Trevor: ah Yeah, yeah, probably like a moonlight blue.
bladesedge: Yeah. I could, I could also go gold or yellow.
Trevor: A little baby blue.
Tommy: I like the blue, I'm gonna be honest.
bladesedge: All right. So.
Trevor: Oh, you can do it. Yeah, actually gold is fine because I was going to cast moonbeam and I was going to make that gold too.
Tommy: Ooh.
Trevor: So we can do gold.
bladesedge: co quo So gold is blinded. um Here is Morganthe. Once again, um not that you're necessarily getting this information peek behind the curtain, but hags, these hags are just way sturdier than they look.
bladesedge: Not only do they have advantage, they both have plus three. ah Here's Morganthe's. It's a natural 20. And Bella Sunbane. Oh, fails.
Tommy: Oh, let's go.
Kyle: Nice.
Tommy: Let's go.
Gilmund Graves: Let's go.
Tommy: She's blind.
bladesedge: She's blinded the, uh, the, there's one that you can't see, which has total cover. So we'll not, we'll not be rolling.
Trevor: Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Sweet, that was my action. And then with my bonus action, I'm going to cast Spiritual Weapon.
bladesedge: Okay.
Trevor: Second level spell slot. And I'm gonna fucking put that thing right here. I don't know if you saw that token. I'm just gonna put it like Northwest squared me.
bladesedge: Um, Yeah. Put, put on that thing. Is that something?
Trevor: Put on that tang.
Kyle: and It's so sad that I was also trying to cook in my brain this whole time.
Trevor: Sure.
Gilmund Graves: ah
bladesedge: Put on that thing, cast kind like cast on that thing.
Trevor: ah
Kyle: It's so sad.
Trevor: This one right next to the dredge thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
bladesedge: Um, holy on that.
Kyle: ah
bladesedge: Let me think.
Kyle: we'll We'll workshop it. We'll workshop it.
bladesedge: Yeah, we'll work on it. Um, I do have it. Let me just, I'm bringing it over here and then I'm, uh, which, where which, um, square.
Trevor: this one right next to the the dredge thing yeah yeah prolific
bladesedge: Like that right there.
Trevor: And it is going to swing at the dredge, which if it's blinded, does does it get advantage now?
bladesedge: That is if such a good question.
Trevor: Does that hurt?
bladesedge: I always have to look up blinded.
Kyle: I just looked it up, uh, yeah.
Trevor: All right, ah now I know I do too.
bladesedge: I think I believe so.
Trevor: Let's go.
bladesedge: ah Attack rolls against the creature have advantage and the creatures attack roles have disadvantage.
Kyle: And then they have disadvantage.
Trevor: spirit
Trevor: Let's go. All right, advantage.
bladesedge: i Oh, that hit.
Trevor: Noish, 17. Wait, wait, is that right? 12, oh yeah, yeah, 17.
bladesedge: Yeah, 12 plus 5, 17, that hits.
Trevor: Let's go for seven damage.
bladesedge: This little corgi guy, 7 damage, he takes all of that.
Trevor: Tight.
Kyle: huge
Trevor: And then I'm going to just scoot back a little bit, like around this wall.
bladesedge: OK.
Trevor: I'm gonna go five, 10 up here.
bladesedge: OK.
Trevor: Look back against the wall.
bladesedge: Nice.
Trevor: I'll look up at the little Raven calling at us and she'll be like, hey, you wanna help a little bit? Maybe. Wanna get in on this?
bladesedge: um Make your persuasion check.
Trevor: I'm smiling super big. 13.
bladesedge: Okay. Cool. Um, all right. Round two. And we change the music for what is going to be a very scary round. Roy.
Kyle: Hate that.
bladesedge: You're up first.
Trevor: Hey, that.
Gilmund Graves: Oh shit.
Kyle: Hate that more than anything. Why is there boss music? um Okay, is this one on the stairs? This one is blind, right?
bladesedge: The one above you seems blinded.
Kyle: Okay, so I'm gonna attack this one with my spear. They're not Hunter's Mark, so I won't have that extra 1d6. um
bladesedge: True.
Kyle: Wait, also let me make sure...
Kyle: Hunter's Mark only applies for me, right? It doesn't, it's not like, uh, for everyone else as well.
bladesedge: Yes.
Kyle: Okay. All right. Yeah. I'm just going to attack this one with my spear.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: Uh, it's going to be a 23 or a natural 20.
Gilmund Graves: Oh yeah.
Trevor: Oh my god, dude.
Gilmund Graves: You're kidding me.
Tommy: Oh my, dude, he's nuts.
bladesedge: Wow.
Tommy: He woke up and he chose violence.
Gilmund Graves: There's no way.
bladesedge: He said, I'm not letting my guy go.
Kyle: I'm not fucking leaving.
bladesedge: Natural 20 hits Bella Sunbane.
Kyle: All right, and then, so this second one here, the I have a 1d6 plus three, but there's also a 1d8 plus three. That's the two handed attack, right?
bladesedge: Um, yes. So if you, if you just click it, it'll roll it and then you'll just roll another D eight.
Kyle: That's unfortunate.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: Okay.
bladesedge: Oh, that's a four plus a D eight.
Kyle: And then plus another six damage.
bladesedge: Cool. 10. Nothing to sneeze at level four.
Kyle: Hell yeah.
bladesedge: That's great.
Kyle: And I'm gonna use my bonus action. to use Ray. And Ray is also going to attack um Bella.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: This is going to be...
bladesedge: Yeah, I would say roll me. Um, We're going to roll me a luck check. Roll me a D 20 on an 11 through 20. That's good for you on a one through 10.
bladesedge: That's bad for you.
Kyle: Nine.
bladesedge: and for So Ray from where Ray is currently positioned.
Gilmund Graves: So close.
bladesedge: Um, Bella is ah above Ray because the ceilings are only 10 feet high or eight feet high, but the stairs go all the way up right there.
Kyle: Okay.
bladesedge: So Ray to attack Bella would need to move to this space.
Kyle: Uh.
bladesedge: which would incur an opportunity attack.
Kyle: That would be unfortunate if Rey had the ability to incur opportunity attacks.
bladesedge: We love it.
Trevor: Oh.
bladesedge: Fly by, baby.
Kyle: It has flyby.
Trevor: Oh.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, buddy.
Kyle: So he's gonna walk over here.
Gilmund Graves: Go Ghouls.
Kyle: ah So it's gonna be a 1d20. Okay roll 1d20 to hit I believe to hit is it just a straight 1d20 I have a ah Yeah, no, I have it right here Oh
bladesedge: Yes, and you can roll that at advantage because Bella is ah blinded.
bladesedge: Uh. Probably not, no. But I've sent you the stat block for that multiple times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely not. It's probably plus your something or other.
Kyle: your spell attack modifier This is 12 plus
bladesedge: So plus your wisdom.
bladesedge: A 16 is not the 17 AC of the witches.
Kyle: Oh, no, no, sorry. It's a plus six misspell attack bonus. So 18.
bladesedge: Okay.
Gilmund Graves: Oh nice.
bladesedge: Well, then it, well, that's, um, well, that's your spell attack to hit.
Trevor: God damn.
bladesedge: So let's go ahead and let's figure this out. Let's do this together.
bladesedge: and dooo
bladesedge: Tasha's college of everything is the one that you are using. I actually have that book in person. I could just look at it. ah Beast master companion. So beast of the sky. That is a D. Your spell attack modifier to hit a spell attack modifier. So that is on your character sheets. Yes, your spell attack modifier is a plus six.
Kyle: ah said there's ah There's modifier and then there's spell attack.
Gilmund Graves: So I think Spell Attack includes your proficiency bonus so that it scales, otherwise it's just your wisdom.
Kyle: ah Spell attack.
bladesedge: Let's go ahead and check real quick. Yeah. Spell attack modifiers plus four spell attacks plus six. That's a good question. Um, we can say it's, let's say it's the plus six for now.
Kyle: The wording's a little confusing, I'm not gonna lie.
bladesedge: Uh, yeah.
Gilmund Graves: Dungeons and Dragons, confusing wording, open to interpretation.
Trevor: i didn't mean to roll that
bladesedge: Let's get, um, okay. So you, so he, your, your, um, he hits.
Kyle: Okay, and then it's gonna be a 1d4 plus 3 plus my proficiency bonus, which is 2.
Gilmund Graves: Good job, Ray.
Gilmund Graves: Let's go, sweet baby Ray.
Kyle: 1d4 plus damage.
bladesedge: plus five.
Trevor: I didn't mean to roll that.
bladesedge: Nothing to sneeze at.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, that'll do.
bladesedge: another your first Your first round you did with 35 damage. Now you did 16. You're still doing good.
Kyle: Hey man, someone's got to do damage.
bladesedge: And is that is that your turn?
Tommy: Is so true.
Kyle: That will be my turn.
bladesedge: OK.
bladesedge: Morgantha takes a step to the side and looks at you Roy on the stairs and says, no, no, no, you're causing the most problems. Time to light you up. ah You see her take out a bit of fur.
bladesedge: and a rod of glass, wrap the fur around the rod, point the glass rod at you with her hands wrapped around it, the strength you didn't know, clasp her hands around the glass, breaking it as a bolt of lightning is shot straight through Rey and you. I need you and Rey to both make dexterity saving throws.
Gilmund Graves: Come on, buddy.
Kyle: I roll a 22.
Gilmund Graves: Oh oh yeah, Ray can tank this guaranteed.
Trevor: Fire.
bladesedge: That's a safe.
Kyle: Beast of the sky.
Tommy: I believe in Ray.
Kyle: Dexterity saving throw.
bladesedge: So if it doesn't have one, that just means you roll just a deck check, which for the visa of the sky is a plus three, it looks like.
Kyle: The five for Ray.
bladesedge: Okay. So unfortunately you will take half this damage. Ray will take all of it as a bolt of lightning is shot out from this shattered glass through Ray and through you as Ray takes 29 points of lightning damage.
bladesedge: And do you take 14 Ray, much like Istra poofs.
Kyle: Ray is dead.
Gilmund Graves: Oh.
Gilmund Graves: Well, she may not have gone super Saiyan, but she did blast off a Kamehameha.
Kyle: twenty nine
Kyle: That's not good.
Kyle: human
Gilmund Graves: I'm in the oven, yo.
bladesedge: the oven, you're dancing with Alma.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah baby, this is the best day of my life.
bladesedge: ah You're dancing with Alma this.
bladesedge: ah
Gilmund Graves: Mr. Blue Sky is playing in the background.
bladesedge: At this point, no, in enough time has passed for anybody for Valerius of Esrak and Roy. ah This is not something that Gilman is kind of making saves on. This is something that he will be like this for five hours unless you do something about it.
Kyle: Oh, fire.
bladesedge: That is the end of Gilman's turn.
Gilmund Graves: Oh boy.
Tommy: So you're saying like, even, I don't know. This is like meta gaming. Like even if we get them out of the oven, he's still going to be like micro dosing or what I pull out my knife.
bladesedge: um No, uh, this trance, this is a peep behind the curtain, but this is not good.
Gilmund Graves: Microdosing pastries? Yeah.
bladesedge: This is, this is going poorly for you guys. So the trance ends if the affected creature takes any damage or if someone else uses an action to shake the creature out of its stupor. So an action, or you can do damage to him.
bladesedge: Okay.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
Kyle: us
bladesedge: Yeah.
Trevor: That's just silly little poke.
bladesedge: Um, um and Valerius for this blinded condition, is that at the start of their turns or the end of their turns?
Trevor: Let's find out. Features and trades.
Kyle: I didn't roll with advantage
Trevor: Infected creature makes a new saving throw at the end of each of its turns.
bladesedge: And okay, cool. um
bladesedge: Alright, this Bella, Bella Sunbane is going to do two things, Roy. The first is Bella's hand, which looks like just kind of like an old lady's hand lashes out at you, Roy.
bladesedge: even though she's blinded. She knows you're right there, you just attacked her. She's lashing out and as her hand comes close to you, the visage of this old lady's hand sort of disappears and you instead see this claw. As she makes a claw attack on you at disadvantage.
bladesedge: So unfortunately that is still a 23 to hit.
Kyle: um Um... I'm gonna use...
Kyle: I'm gonna use silvery barbs as my reaction to have a reroll.
bladesedge: Okay. That'll give her another role and you get to give somebody advantage. Who do you want to give advantage to for their next role?
Kyle: ah Um... We'll do vesrak.
bladesedge: Cool.
Tommy: Nice.
bladesedge: Vesrak, you have advantage on your next role.
Tommy: It's going to be used to, uh, wake up. gill
bladesedge: It's okay. Only if it's it's a role.
Trevor: I missed the first step.
Tommy: I was, I started spiraling being like, I'm going to fucking miss and I'm like, I'm useless.
Kyle: Just shake him.
bladesedge: Uh, which brings her her claw attack to you, Roy, to a 14.
Kyle: A 14?
bladesedge: Set it.
Kyle: Yeah, that hits, that's my AC.
bladesedge: OK, so as the claw hits you.
bladesedge: um You take 18 points of slashing damage.
Kyle: Dude. Dude. Ow.
bladesedge: That is, uh, well, before our turn and she does the same thing as Morgantha, knowing the layout of their hut, she ah takes a step off the stairs. I'll roll it. I'll roll a deck save for her. It's just a plus two. What's called it a DC 15 or she'll be prone. Uh, I rolled a dirty 20. I'm rolling hot. She's not prone. She still takes one D six falling damage.
bladesedge: One, I'm rolling really well for them. um And Roy, you do get an opportunity attack.
Kyle: And I will use that. Is this, they're still blind, right? Is this an advantage?
bladesedge: She's still blinded. Yeah, yeah, she's still blinded. You have advantage.
Kyle: Lord, if you love me, you will let me nat 20 again.
Kyle: Oh, 23 to hit.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, damn.
Trevor: Damn.
bladesedge: 23 does hit, yes.
Trevor: So close.
Gilmund Graves: You've been fighting ferociously though, Roy.
Kyle: Or six damage.
bladesedge: You really have. Yeah. You should be calculating all this damage to between you and Ray 35 and then 16 and now six, your five and 22 is 55, 57 ish.
bladesedge: I don't know if you want to keep track.
Kyle: yeah
bladesedge: It might be fun. Um, that's her turn at the end of her turn. She'll make another con save. Uh, it's just a plus three of hilarious to beat a 14, right?
Trevor: B to 13.
bladesedge: 13. Okay.
Trevor: I mean, yeah, yeah fucking 14, dude.
bladesedge: She was a natural 19 for 22. She's at the end of her turn, no longer blinded.
Trevor: um Beans.
bladesedge: Vesrak, you're up. Gilman in the oven. You've already opened the door. Looks like he's in a dream state. What do you what are you going to do?
Tommy: Yeah, I need to wake him up. um So can I just use my action to shake him awake or do I have to like physically attack him?
bladesedge: No, you can just use your action to wake him up, just shake him out of it.
Tommy: OK, I'm going to use my action to shake him out of it.
bladesedge: Nice. Do you say anything or what do you do?
Tommy: um I like grab Gil by both the shoulders and be like, we got to find your sister. We got she's still here, Gil. You could save her. Wake up and I give a slap.
bladesedge: You know, the visit.
Tommy: Use that anger. Come on! We need you! Wake up! Kill these hands!
bladesedge: The visage of your sister goes away as you come to and you're sitting in an oven looking out at children's bones littering the floor.
Gilmund Graves: No!
bladesedge: You are now awake.
Gilmund Graves: No!
Gilmund Graves: Send me back!
Tommy: Get in there!
Gilmund Graves: Why? Why did you do that?
Tommy: Get in there!
Trevor: It's a bite of another cupcake. She's knocking herself out.
bladesedge: um vzrack You still have your bonus action or your movements.
Tommy: um I'm just gonna walk deeper into the room. I need to give some moral support ah to my boy Roy and just be like We got it we're going toe -to -toe, baby. I don't know I'm fucking lost Gil get in there
Trevor: Holy shit.
bladesedge: Okay. Um, the, it is the dretches turn.
Trevor: I fucking lost.
bladesedge: He's, he's blinded. So he's going to, I'm going to say just for continuity sake here, he is going to his turn right here is going to be wasted.
bladesedge: He's going to attack the spiritual weapon twice. He feels it in front of him. He knows it hit him and he goes to bite and claw it. And now knows he cannot do that, but wastes his turn finding that out as he's blinded.
Trevor: Hell yeah.
bladesedge: Doesn't know what's in front of him. So at the end of his turn here, he'll make a con saves plus one to be the 14. It is not he's still blinded.
Trevor: Let's go.
bladesedge: Um,
bladesedge: I will say he'll he'll he'll just move here. They miss five feet kind of towards the door, stumbling out of the way. OK, he moves there now. Roy.
Kyle: Yep.
bladesedge: Coming down the stairs.
Kyle: Oh, hell i yeah
bladesedge: The third and final.
Gilmund Graves: Oh my gosh, are these are these ladies from Hocus Pocus, man?
Kyle: Oh my God.
Gilmund Graves: What is this? I can't remember.
bladesedge: ah Yeah, this is the girl from that's Halloween town.
Kyle: That's Halloween town.
Tommy: There's a Halloween town.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Tommy: Yeah.
Gilmund Graves: Halloween Town shit, man.
Tommy: Halloween. I got them. Got them.
Gilmund Graves: What the hell?
bladesedge: um Oh.
Kyle: The other one's Hocus Pocus.
Tommy: We almost watched Halloween town last night.
bladesedge: Oh, Folly.
Kyle: I love, that was my favorite movie.
bladesedge: Oh, Folly, a worm wiggle.
Gilmund Graves: Oh no.
bladesedge: um Makes her way to the top of the stairs.
Trevor: Do what?
bladesedge: And. um
Trevor: Just trying to wiggle your worm, Roy.
bladesedge: Is going to.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah. Roy's worm is not wiggling to this granny.
bladesedge: but but but bow
Gilmund Graves: Very granny centered week for me. Dan to Dan's out now. ah Grandma MILF. You guys watch that show yet?
Trevor: What?
Gilmund Graves: No?
Kyle: Huh?
Trevor: I didn't catch any of that shit.
Tommy: Hey, hey those those of us that get it get it and those of us that down down and I for one get it
Gilmund Graves: Yeah. Yeah.
bladesedge: on
Gilmund Graves: New, it new anime that's out.
Trevor: oh
Gilmund Graves: It's fantastic.
bladesedge: Um, this lady is going to do a classic, a classic, probably which move just to kind of survey the scene here. She's going to cast a spell.
bladesedge: And, um, as she does three, um, three, we'll call them like like massive gnats, fly out of her robes, stinky gnats, uh, fly out of her robes and fly towards, um, uh, Roy, Vesrak, and, uh, Gil.
Gilmund Graves: yeah
bladesedge: And each of you...
bladesedge: So Roy, you take four points of force damage.
Tommy: She's magic. Is she magic missiling us, Brian?
bladesedge: Yes. Vesrak, you get two two points of force damage.
Tommy: What I would give to have access to this fireball spell, Brian, you have no idea.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
bladesedge: yeah ah Gilman, you take five points of force damage.
Gilmund Graves: Course. Yeah, let's do it.
bladesedge: four to five, that is her, uh, action as she surveys the room, not knowing if anybody's concentrating on any spells or what's going on, which Roy, uh, reminds me, you've been concentrating on Hunter's Mark.
bladesedge: I need you to make three concentration checks for me, which are constitution saving throws first for the lightning bolts, then for the claw, and then for the magic missile, all of them are DC 10.
Kyle: Okay.
Kyle: Okay.
Kyle: Help.
Gilmund Graves: Okay.
bladesedge: No need. Hunter's Mark is gone with a nine.
bladesedge: OK, that is her turn.
Kyle: Ah.
bladesedge: Valerius, you are outside. You hear stuff going on inside.
Trevor: Yep, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna go five feet to here, so I can see inside.
bladesedge: Raven looking at you.
bladesedge: OK.
Trevor: I see this guy.
bladesedge: Face to face with this dretch.
Trevor: I'm going to, I'm gonna pump fake him, like I'm gonna punch him, but then I'm just gonna use my bonus action to spiritual weapon, hit him.
bladesedge: Nice, he's still blinded, so you sell advantage.
Trevor: Let's go.
Kyle: He doesn't see that at all.
Trevor: Hell yeah, 23 for a big four damage.
bladesedge: That hits.
bladesedge: For damage.
Trevor: And then um I'm going to cast Moonbeam. um Right, yeah, yeah.
Trevor: Wait, can I...
bladesedge: ahll let I'll let you draw it on there.
Trevor: Can I move this once I draw it? Okay, so I'm drawing a five foot one, but I want to move it, yay, right there.
bladesedge: Yeah.
bladesedge: Cool.
Trevor: So it's between those two.
bladesedge: Yeah. Morgantha and Bella all of a sudden caught in between this moonbeam. So do they both roll?
Trevor: Con saves of 13.
bladesedge: Consays of 13. They both have advantage on these and plus three. So Morgantha roll Bella rolls a natural 20.
Tommy: Brian, stop it, dude.
Trevor: Damn.
Kyle: i mean I'm gonna cry, man.
Tommy: Brian, these women have rolled two at two or three Nat 20s, all right?
Kyle: Yeah,
Tommy: Take it easy.
Kyle: yeah but then again, so have I.
Trevor: oh
Trevor: They'll just take, they'll take five radiant damage.
Tommy: No, it's okay when you do it. It's all right when you do it, all right?
Kyle: ah
bladesedge: Okay. Um, and then is there something about, uh, people's forms in these or something like that?
Trevor: About people's what?
bladesedge: Like their forms, there's like something about like shape changers or something.
Trevor: Oh, oh, let me see. ah must joseph
bladesedge: I was like, I guess maybe they'd shape changers make the save a disadvantage.
Trevor: Oh, shape changer makes its saving throw with disadvantage.
bladesedge: Cool. So it would have been a four for Morgantha.
Trevor: Hell yeah.
bladesedge: Uh, so she was worth seven total. She would have failed still in 19 for Bella. So Bella still takes five.
Trevor: Okay, so yeah, 10 for the one and then five for the other.
bladesedge: And then does it take them out of their form or no?
Trevor: If it fails, it also instantly re reverts to its original form and can't assume a different form until it leaves the spells light.
bladesedge: Okay. Uh, you see where Morgantha was standing, this old lady, you now see this.
Kyle: Oh.
bladesedge: Horned.
Tommy: you know what
Gilmund Graves: ah
Tommy: yeah
bladesedge: hor and
Gilmund Graves: Tommy's like smash next question.
bladesedge: Horned.
Tommy: you know ah
Gilmund Graves: ah
bladesedge: Hear me out.
Tommy: you know what
Kyle: Tommy's like, can I say something?
Trevor: That's funny.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Gilmund Graves: Hear me out, hear me out, okay?
Kyle: Hear me out.
bladesedge: This this.
Trevor: Not a fucking word.
bladesedge: Horned purple skins. Pretty tall night hag standing in front of you.
Trevor: Damn.
Tommy: You know what? Yeah. You know what? Just to clarify, there's not a lot of options in the Underdark, right? So, hey, you get it where you can, okay?
Gilmund Graves: this this is
Kyle: Mm.
bladesedge: Um, all right, Valerius. Um, and are you concentrating on that now?
Trevor: Yeah.
bladesedge: And so does that, is the blinded thing also concentration or no?
Trevor: Nope.
bladesedge: Okay, cool. Um, and then action, bonus action, any movement?
Trevor: I did the bonus action, no movement. And also just to remember the, the, the blindness thing lasts for, I mean, they keep making the saves obviously, but after I want to say it's three or four round, four rounds, it's done automatically.
bladesedge: Nice.
Trevor: So they stopped making saves.
bladesedge: Cool.
Trevor: That's gone.
bladesedge: All right. Top of round three, Roy, you're on the stairs, staring down Halloween town of failure. Warm wiggle on the ground covered in a moonbeam are a Bella Sun vein and more Gamtha, the night hag.
Kyle: yeah
bladesedge: Uh, there's also a dretch. What do you do?
Kyle: um Yeah, it it's at this point that I think Roy for the first time in a long time ah is feeling genuine fear and assessing the situation and not really kind of like beginning to come to terms with ah with the fact that this might be the end for him.
Kyle: um But despite of that, he's going to fight his hardest um until there's nothing left.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: So if if I move here, is that an opportunity attack from the one on the stairs?
bladesedge: Um, no.
Kyle: Okay, I'm gonna move here.
bladesedge: Cause you're not really that far up on the stairs here. You are really kind of just moving laterally that maybe it's like a step or two down, but you're you're still within her reach.
Kyle: Yeah.
Kyle: For sure.
bladesedge: Like she could still attack you from where she is.
Kyle: Yeah, yeah.
bladesedge: So no.
Kyle: And I'm going to attack Bella again.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: So no advantage. Oh, dude, it was so close.
Trevor: Ugh.
Kyle: It was so close.
Gilmund Graves: If, if you got a third Nat 20, I mean, by Dub C, Sir Roy, Sir Halovich, I know.
Kyle: i'm yeah I'm truly doing everything that I can.
bladesedge: A 13 unfortunately will miss.
Kyle: um
Kyle: Yeah, it's looking like that's going to... Okay, so...
Kyle: It's not showing me if I have any second level spell slots left at all. It doesn't even give me the... It only says I have three first level slots. And then...
bladesedge: Yeah, I don't think you as a half caster have even unlocked second level spell slots yet.
Kyle: Well, I have Misty Step.
bladesedge: You. Yeah, that's from the feet that you took. Called Faye touched.
Kyle: Oh, it's once per long rest, so I have Misty Step right now.
Trevor: Fire feet.
bladesedge: Yes, you can use that once for long rest, so you you have that to use, and then once you use that, you cannot do it again.
Kyle: Okay. I'm going to use Misty step to.
bladesedge: Hmm.
Kyle: I'm going to teleport out of the room.
bladesedge: that upstairs or outside.
Kyle: Outside. So like.
Tommy: Big gulp from Bezrak.
bladesedge: All right, we're outside behind Valerius.
Kyle: Hold on, let me see here.
bladesedge: There's have to s be somewhere you can see though.
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, which is, it would be, I think this square is the only one that I can see.
bladesedge: Cool.
Kyle: um
bladesedge: Make a um make a flat persuasion check as you get outside.
Kyle: Um... Persuasion check. What do you mean flat persuasion check?
bladesedge: No advantage, just a roll, just a roll.
Kyle: Just a... Okay, yeah.
Kyle: 15.
bladesedge: Okay. Anything else?
Kyle: um Um... That'll be it. Is it an action to switch to my bow or can I just like in that process just switch to my long bow?
bladesedge: Yeah, you can switch your lumbar.
Kyle: Cool.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: That'll be it.
bladesedge: Um, Morgantha's turn. Does she take that, that and the moon beam at the start of her turn as well?
Trevor: Yes, yeah, when that when a creature enters its, or starts its turn there, or it enters it for the first time.
bladesedge: Nice. So is that shape change thing? Is that only if they are shape changed or is she still rolling it at disadvantage or now that she's back?
Trevor: Any, I think it says any shape changers, but let me double check. Here, I can all display, so you guys can see this as well.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Trevor: A shape changer makes its saving throw with disadvantage.
bladesedge: Right. But then it instant instantly reverses.
Gilmund Graves: If it fails, it also instantly reverts to its original form.
Trevor: Period.
bladesedge: Oh, okay.
Gilmund Graves: So I would say that a shape changer is still going to be making it a disadvantage.
bladesedge: Cool.
Trevor: Yeah.
bladesedge: I need your trans after I'll be the
Trevor: Yeah, it just says a shape changer makes it a disadvantage period.
bladesedge: I'll let you know if that is the ruling, but I appreciate your input, but let's, let's go ahead and we'll roll a D 20 plus three 13.
Gilmund Graves: True.
Trevor: That's my, yeah, that is it. So it saves and takes, oh, half of seven.
bladesedge: Cool.
bladesedge: For three. Okay. Still good. And then she'll, she's going to move.
Trevor: Half.
bladesedge: Um, she's going to go through Bella's token to there.
bladesedge: Five, 10, 15. Now I get a very fun, I get a fun moment here where I'm going to do something suboptimal, but very scary.
bladesedge: I think I find this to be a very, very scary thing to do personally.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, I've been scared.
bladesedge: Um, Vesrak.
Tommy: Yeah what's up?
bladesedge: Uh, she moves straight up to you, this drow from the underdark, um, and sort of with her long claw, uh, with the nail sort of gently tugs at the, um, maybe symbol of, um, the spider queen.
Gilmund Graves: Nope!
Tommy: I'm sweating.
bladesedge: And she like leans into you and says, Oh, spider queen. Hmm. Did you hear the news? They didn't cresc. The burgle master was found dead. Poisoned by barrels with the symbol of the spider queen on them. How fun. And then she is cooking the speed of light goes to grapple you. Uh, I need you to make a strength check.
Tommy: Okay, ah for those of you that remember I have a minus 3 to my strength.
Trevor: Oh no.
Kyle: on
Tommy: All right, that's about it.
bladesedge: She has a she has a plus four with twenty one.
Kyle: it's fine
Gilmund Graves: Oh.
bladesedge: You got it.
Gilmund Graves: Not 20 baby, not 20, not 20, not 20, not 20, not 20.
bladesedge: You got an add twenty for me.
Tommy: Nah, that's that six.
Gilmund Graves: Oh no.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: She's hugging me.
bladesedge: She grabs you and begins dragging you up the stairs.
Tommy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Trevor: Sheesh.
Gilmund Graves: No.
bladesedge: ah She'll only get to right there for now, as she's already used some of her movement, but you are considered grappled and she is dragging you upstairs.
Kyle: It's fine.
Tommy: Oh no, dude. Oh no.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: I'm so scared.
bladesedge: OK, Gilman, you awake in an oven in time to see Roy make a couple of attacks covered in blood and bamf out of this room, Valyrias and his ah spiritual weapon standing by the door with this creature next to the oven and Vesrak being dragged upstairs while there's two old ladies and a like demon looking purple skinned night hag.
Trevor: Hey!
bladesedge: Your turn.
Gilmund Graves: Uh, yeah, so I crawl out of the oven kind of slowly. Uh, you see tears streaming down my face. Um, and for the first time, probably all campaign, you see a genuine smile on Gilman's face. Going to run forward and leap at, um, what was this lady's name again?
bladesedge: ah The one on in the moonbeam, that's Bella Sunbane.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, so I ah calmly climb out and then rush forward, and I'm just gonna do a flurry of dagger swings on Bella.
bladesedge: OK.
Gilmund Graves: um And the first attack is going to be a natural one.
bladesedge: OK, natural one misses.
Gilmund Graves: And then the second attack bonus action is gonna be a 23.
bladesedge: 23 hits we'll, we'll rule for now. Cause this is not going well for you guys that the spiritual weapon is a, we'll give you sneak attack. But I, I think that, that will count, but I'll have to look into that later, but I do love.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, okay.
bladesedge: Ooh. 14.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, 14 damage. um
bladesedge: That's a lot.
Gilmund Graves: And then, let's see, that's all that's all she wrote. That's all she wrote, gang.
bladesedge: Okay. Gilman running out of the oven, two attacks on Bella hitting, dealing a significant amount of damage. And then it's her turn and she succeeds on the moon um beam, but you can ah go ahead and and still roll that damage.
Trevor: Nice.
Trevor: Nine.
bladesedge: Nine halves to four, radiance.
Trevor: Four.
bladesedge: Um, and then Gilman, you get, um, uh, an opportunity attack as she, uh, leaves, uh, takes those hits, looks towards the door.
bladesedge: Uh, 21, 21 hits.
Gilmund Graves: 21.
bladesedge: And I think you get, you get sneak attack on that, I believe.
Gilmund Graves: Should.
bladesedge: Not having your turn. Uh, boom. 13 points of damage to Bella right after 14. That's 27. That's huge coming out of your stupor. She's going to leave your, um, space and she'll go, uh,
bladesedge: this way. Uh, right to the door and she will.
bladesedge: Get right there.
bladesedge: And let me just take a look.
Trevor: um Reaction closed the door Okay I'm gonna just a gear attempt to
Tommy: It's so true.
bladesedge: Her stat block really quickly. um She is just going to make a claw attack on you, Valerius.
bladesedge: An attempt to break your concentration at the natural 20.
Tommy: Hey, Brian, what what do we say about you rolling out to one of these pens?
Gilmund Graves: Oh.
Trevor: I'm going to use Ward of Shadows. um When you're attacked by a creature that can be blinded within 30 feet, use your reaction to impose disadvantage.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: Oh, Trev, you're so good at this game.
Gilmund Graves: Huge.
bladesedge: So she will roll again.
Kyle: That is huge.
Trevor: I just don't want it to be a Nat 20.
Gilmund Graves: I love it.
Trevor: Oh, that's probably still going to hit.
bladesedge: The 14.
Kyle: Yeah.
Trevor: Yeah, that definitely still...
Kyle: 2 plus 7 to hit.
Trevor: Oh, yeah, that hits.
bladesedge: OK. All right. um But very good, because it's now now it's to the eight plus four rather than 48 plus four.
Trevor: Yeah, that would have fucking hurt.
bladesedge: I think 19 points of slashing damage.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, almost max damage, almost max damage.
Tommy: Oh, hey, hey, Brian.
Kyle: Dude.
bladesedge: Uh -huh. And I need you to roll a con check for your DC 10 for your moonbeam. and
Trevor: Shit, moonbeam drops.
bladesedge: Not great. Not great.
Kyle: at all.
bladesedge: Um, okay. Vesrak, you are grappled and being dragged upstairs.
Tommy: Yeah, I'm going to take both my hands and I'm going to put them, I'm going to like grasp granny by the head.
bladesedge: Is your turn. Uh -huh.
Tommy: Both my eyes turning from a red to a black.
bladesedge: Mm -hm.
Tommy: I whisper a prayer to the spider mommy as I cast Tasha's mind whip on her. And I just just go, you're locked in here with me.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: I'm the mad mage.
Trevor: Yeah, let's go oh this is turning into the
Tommy: And she needs to make a TC 13 intelligence saving throws.
Kyle: ah
Tommy: I cast Tasha's mind whip on her.
Gilmund Graves: Come on, come on.
Kyle: Just give us one man This is ridiculous
Gilmund Graves: If we get one roll, if we get one roll our side, this has to be it.
Tommy: Come on!
Trevor: yeah this has to please please for the RP oh
Tommy: Come on!
bladesedge: um
Gilmund Graves: Brian, oh, I rolled a 97. Oh, yeah.
Tommy: Fuck!
bladesedge: 21.
Tommy: Why do they have advantage on all these?
bladesedge: It looks like these witches have of magic resistance.
Tommy: Alright, she did -
bladesedge: Advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
Tommy: That's fucked up. I'm a wizard. He's not fair. That's all I can do. All right. Roll for damage.
Trevor: i could oh no
Tommy: She takes ah half of that. so thirteen So she takes seven damage.
bladesedge: six she
Tommy: Six. I was trying to be generous.
bladesedge: takes six points of psychic damage uh you say i'm the mad mage and she looks like she's about to say the name of she goes you're not and then she goes but ah sorry she takes six points of psychic damage
Tommy: go i staring so
Trevor: That's all I can do. Oh no.
Tommy: oh Yeah, that's all I got. um a go
bladesedge: Okay. Uh, it is the dretches turn who's blinded, who will make his two attacks at Valerius at the door at disadvantage.
Kyle: Yeah.
bladesedge: So a bite and a claw. Uh, this is the bites 15.
Kyle: No way man.
Trevor: That hits.
bladesedge: Claw natural one.
Trevor: Nice.
bladesedge: Uh, so the bite hits you. You just take it. It's just D six for the bite. You take six points of piercing damage.
Kyle: Of course.
bladesedge: I love the, the, the, the chat for you to be listening as Bezrak being, we can always run and immediately letting you know, well, you can't, you're grappled.
Gilmund Graves: the cap chat is just Yeah.
bladesedge: So everybody else would run.
Tommy: Hey!
Kyle: yeah
Tommy: Hey!
Gilmund Graves: yeah
Tommy: I just want to let people know we right now, so bad.
Trevor: ah That's so funny.
Gilmund Graves: Hilarious. There's so much internal bargaining going on.
bladesedge: Um, all right.
Gilmund Graves: Brian, check your Venmo. Check your Venmo.
Kyle: and
Trevor: Right, you should have an Uber Eats driver showing up to your door pretty soon actually.
bladesedge: just
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
Tommy: Yeah, it's I ordered you Papa John's.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tommy: You should be getting there.
bladesedge: you
Gilmund Graves: Oh no, I ordered him ramen.
bladesedge: You're gonna be Papa John's and ramen at 10 in the morning.
Gilmund Graves: I ordered him ramen. Buddy, yeah, absolutely.
Kyle: That's, that's diabolical.
Tommy: and some non -alcoholic beer on top, so hey.
bladesedge: um
Trevor: Okay, three more hags show up. like
bladesedge: Wow, hey, all of a sudden, rocks fall, they kill all the hags.
Gilmund Graves: Hell yeah, hell yeah.
bladesedge: I have an alcoholic peroni, maybe I'll crack one of those in between apps. All right. The dretch will make a con save to not be blinded. At the end of his turn, it's a plus one, and he makes it.
Trevor: That's the
Kyle: It's like, why even roll? We know you're gonna save. We know you're gonna nat 20.
bladesedge: um Well, Ophalia, Wormwiggle will ah jump off the stairs taking a D6 of damage.
Trevor: She got a fucking wiggle a worm or something.
bladesedge: ah She takes two damage.
Trevor: Okay.
bladesedge: um And Vesrak, although you are grappled, she does leave your reach.
Tommy: Okay. I'm going to try to just whip out my dagger bro. Charlotte car plus five and 23 damage for four piercing.
bladesedge: So. ah and
bladesedge: Nice 23 hits for four. She takes four damage. OK. As she hits the ground, taking that damage. um She is going to. She's got a style.
bladesedge: Except, uh, except she's going to upcast it as, uh, yeah, four flying bugs fly out of her robes.
Gilmund Graves: Bugs?
bladesedge: One coming at each of you.
bladesedge: Um, yes, through the door.
Kyle: but Can she see me? Really, because I can't see any characters from where I am.
bladesedge: Oh, okay. Well, i just I did just move her, and if it helps you at all, Magic Missile ah hits ah automatically.
Kyle: Oh, cool.
bladesedge: Yes.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, sick.
Kyle: Yeah, that's that's a huge help, actually. Thank you.
Trevor: That actually does though.
Gilmund Graves: Nope.
bladesedge: um a lot There we go. Let's... We'll... Oh yeah, she can see you. Um, okay, cool. He just takes, uh, Vess rack to force damage.
Tommy: Alright, I'll take that.
bladesedge: Gilman three force damage.
Gilmund Graves: Oh yeah. Uh huh.
bladesedge: Valerius three force damage. Valera, uh, Roy three force damage.
bladesedge: Um, and then she will.
bladesedge: She'll move over here. Uh, and Gilman already used his reaction as a vesorak. So that is her turn.
bladesedge: Um, Valerius at the start of your turn, you see this Raven above the door flap its wings and go around the building.
Trevor: Okay. Seeing that, seeing everybody gets super fucked up. ah Watching Roy get fucked up out here. I'm gonna look at Roy and just be like, like ah knowing that this could be the end, but also seeing how much of a help Roy is through all this. He may be, having him in this is a ensuring that highest chance of our victory so to speak so I think I'm going to I'll just try and heal him um I'll use my action to cure wounds so level 2 on him giving him let's go 16 HP and then with my
Kyle: Oh, we're fucking back, baby.
bladesedge: Oh, that's huge.
Gilmund Graves: Wow, that's a lot of health.
Kyle: I had one HP.
Kyle: Um.
Trevor: Bonus action. my This thing will just try and actually, I'll use my, I'll move my spiritual weapon. How far can it move?
Trevor: Bonus action, okay, move up to 20 feet. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna have it fly up to the top of these stairs.
bladesedge: Cool.
Trevor: Like cutting this off hoping that she doesn't like drag Vez away.
bladesedge: Yeah. What's the movement on your spiritual weapon?
Trevor: 20 feet.
bladesedge: Okay. So that is 10 feet up. Five, 10, 15, 20.
Trevor: Yep, so 5.
bladesedge: Nice. Cool. Perfect.
Trevor: And it's going to make an attack against her.
bladesedge: Okay.
Trevor: Oh, 7 misses.
bladesedge: This is unfortunately. Okay.
bladesedge: Um, all right. At the end of is the end of your turn, at the end of your turn, you hear wings flapping from the way the Raven came, but Roy, you and Valeria see what at first you could probably only describe as a monster.
Trevor: Yep.
bladesedge: Like you saw a Raven leave and what is coming back is something big and landing right by you.
bladesedge: Uh, you see this,
Trevor: Oh shit.
Kyle: That looks sick
Trevor: Oh, thank you.
Gilmund Graves: Oh.
bladesedge: ah this is like, this looks like a, uh, a Raven in humanoid form as it lands.
Trevor: What a big one.
Trevor: Fucking sick.
bladesedge: Um. It has you know its beak, its cloak on, but it has a short sword and a and a hand crossbow on its back that it looks like maybe it just went and picked up. And as he says, as he as he lands, he goes, I was trying to warn you. Oh, we're going to get out of here.
bladesedge: ah He seems to be the raven that was on the thing that was kind.
Trevor: Cool.
bladesedge: He will roll initiative. Cool. High roll.
Tommy: At this point, Brio, I'm not shocked by any more high rolls that you do this session, so.
Kyle: yeah
bladesedge: um oh
Kyle: Yeah.
bladesedge: k um Roy, you're up.
Kyle: Um, okay.
Kyle: I'm going to pull out using my new found strength that my boy has given me. I'm going to pull out an arrow from my quiver and do a little roll on the ground so I'm behind the raving guy and I'm going to shoot
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: Pass to everyone, one, two, three, pass four people to try and hit the witch on the stairs that's dragging up. ah Is that hilarious or Vessarak?
Tommy: That's right, good to meet.
Trevor: There's.
Kyle: Vessarak.
Tommy: Help.
Trevor: I'll, I'll duck.
Kyle: Yeah. And just try and hit the ah the night hag in the shoulder to potentially loosen um her her grip on Vessarak.
bladesedge: Cool.
Kyle: So I'm going to make an attack with my longbow.
Kyle: Thirteen.
bladesedge: A 13 on this.
Kyle: That's it.
bladesedge: OK. Through his six on the wall. um The ah the ah Raven guy will.
Kyle: oh my god
bladesedge: Uh, he'll follow suit. He sees you do that, grabs his hand, crossbow shoots it through the, uh, through traffic. Uh, it's a plus four. Why don't you roll that for me? Roy D 20 plus four.
Kyle: It's an 8.
bladesedge: Okay. Uh, he misses. Um, and then he will move through Valerius's space. If Valerius you'll let him.
Trevor: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
bladesedge: Inside. ah Drawing his short sword. And along the way, attacking the dretch. So Valerius, why don't you go ahead and roll me a d20 plus four.
Trevor: ah You want me to roll a d20 plus four?
bladesedge: Yes.
Trevor: 18, 22.
bladesedge: Nice. Romeo d6 plus two for his short sword damage on the dretch.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, let's go.
Trevor: Seven.
Kyle: Nice.
Gilmund Graves: Nice.
bladesedge: Valerius, why don't you describe to me how this raven man kills the dretch?
Trevor: Oh, let's fucking go. ah Probably like a super cool, he's hit, you know, with his wings. He's like all raveny. He looks like Cool Rogues. He probably parkours, you know, like on his free times. So he's probably doing some spins and stuff, flipping those swords in his hands. it Just being super, super subtle and low key about it. Nothing too crazy, but also doing back flips, you know what I mean?
bladesedge: That's backflips Loki very Ninja Turtle ask from the way it was described. I feel as that's I was getting.
Trevor: Yeah, he like flips over there and once he lands, like the thing's already dead. He didn't even like see him cut it, you know, he's all.
bladesedge: Yeah, he's like the guy who has the swords. Donatello. So the sports guy.
Trevor: Maybe.
bladesedge: I remember um that is his go.
Gilmund Graves: One of them turtles.
Trevor: Leonardo, that's the sword guy.
bladesedge: Leonardo, uh, it is Morgantha's turn and she is going to with Vesrak grappled full dash up the stairs, moving through the spectral. Spiritual weapon, uh, only moving half her speed, but dashing.
Tommy: Come on, Come on,
bladesedge: So 30 feet. So five and 15, 20, 25, 30.
Tommy: man.
bladesedge: That's right. You can zoom out a little. You've been moved.
Tommy: Yeah, turns out I don't like this map any better than the last one.
bladesedge: um that you You see, as she but brings you up, that this looks like a haggard um floor area where there's bones, a cloud of dust. There's a broom against the wall. ah There's a flower -caked apron on the grounds, dirt -caked windows allowing very little light to enter this eight -foot high chamber.
bladesedge: ah most of which Most of which is taken up by a large millstone connected to a wooden gear shaft that rises through the ceiling in the center of the room. ah The stone staircase continues up. You get the sense that that um the millstone in this room is used for grinding bones.
Tommy: Jesus Christ, I'm fucked.
Gilmund Graves: ah
Tommy: I'm so fucked.
bladesedge: That is her turn. That's a full dash.
Tommy: what's like that What's like that one meme where it's like the kid going, Jesus Christ?
Trevor: ah Jesus Christ.
Gilmund Graves: it's mr
Kyle: Yeah.
Tommy: That's me right now.
Gilmund Graves: yeah
bladesedge: Uh, Gilman, you are up.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, I move away from the corner and I'm going to take some quick, flurry stabs. um One is with my left hand dagger and one is with my shadow from behind her.
bladesedge: Nice set on which person.
Gilmund Graves: on her.
bladesedge: Bella Sunday in.
Gilmund Graves: Bella Sunbane, Bella Sunbane. First one coming in is a 10, and then the shadows attack, which is actually my main hand, is a natural 20.
bladesedge: Channel mess.
bladesedge: Nice.
Kyle: are beautiful.
Trevor: God damn.
bladesedge: So you get that um sneak attack 23 total damage. Wow.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, um and then, yeah, that's my turn.
Trevor: Fire.
bladesedge: OK, 23 total damage on Bella Sunbane, who does not look too hot. um It is her turn and.
bladesedge: In not looking too hot, I think she's probably gonna bust out a big old guy.
bladesedge: Um.
Kyle: She's been using 5 % of her power this whole time.
Trevor: yeah
Gilmund Graves: ah sensation
bladesedge: If only you knew.
Kyle: ah
bladesedge: If only, if only you knew, man. Um, let me just, let me just remember what this does here. This spell. Exactly.
Kyle: see it She pulls out a power word kill.
bladesedge: Do, do, do.
Gilmund Graves: Honestly, some of the spells that these tags probably have is not far off at our level.
Kyle: Probably. And one thing I hate more than anything is shit that just automatically hits that you have to save from.
Gilmund Graves: Oh yeah.
Kyle: And and when you save, you'd still take half damage. I think that's my, that's my, Oh, I hate it so much.
bladesedge: Which is funny, because that's like that's like what the Wizards do like having.
Gilmund Graves: I don't i don't like that.
bladesedge: Because if it's a save, if it's a save or suck and you play a wizard, it sucks if they save and then they take no damage.
Kyle: Nah.
Tommy: Smile.
Trevor: Yeah.
Tommy: Right after I get what you're talking about.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
Tommy: I've never experienced that at all once this entire game.
Trevor: what What do you mean?
bladesedge: Bella, Bella is going to cast another second level magic missile. So but this instead of hitting Vesrak because he's no longer in the room, it will hit the wereraven spoiler alert. It's a wereraven.
bladesedge: Gilment.
Kyle: So far.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, brother.
bladesedge: Five force damage.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah.
bladesedge: Wereraven. Two force damage.
bladesedge: Valerius.
bladesedge: Five force damage.
Trevor: Ali.
Tommy: His wrong heart.
bladesedge: Roy. Two force damage. Five two. Five two.
Gilmund Graves: Um, and then Brian, I'm going to do something as well.
bladesedge: Okay. Reaction.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah. Reaction hellish rebuke.
Trevor: Fire, literally.
bladesedge: Mm. Nice.
Kyle: Mmm. Love hellish rebuke.
bladesedge: And is that for melee attacks or any, any time you take damage?
Gilmund Graves: It's when you take damage.
bladesedge: Nice. So Dex save from her.
Gilmund Graves: And just a DC nine, but five.
bladesedge: Yeah, and she has advantage plus two. So she saves, but still takes five points of damage.
bladesedge: Um, says she's going to stay right there as she looks at the other old woman and they both start to get a very big smile.
bladesedge: Making plans for next round. That's rack. You're on the second story being dragged up by Morgantha. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
bladesedge: Petting your head as she's dragging you.
Tommy: pa so
Gilmund Graves: It's always Tommy.
Tommy: i fucking bla magic you so fucking blaed
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: first level one
bladesedge: Magic bezel.
Tommy: yeah first level magic was that's uh three magical darts first one that's a two all right second one come on it's a four okay i'm gonna okay uh a panic gig i'm going to use my uh feature my blood magic feature to re -roll
bladesedge: Yes. OK.
bladesedge: yeah
Tommy: um But I take Where's the blood magic? Yeah, Sanguine burst Roll up to three roll up to three damage dice and I'm gonna take necrotic damage Okay, so I'm gonna um i'm goingnna reroll those I'm real two of them.
bladesedge: yeah
Tommy: Sorry. I'm gonna reroll the low ones the twos Okay, reroll that's a three Okay, good. So she takes ah Yeah, and extra yep, yep, and then I too
bladesedge: an extra one damage than she would have. OK.
Tommy: I'll take two necrotic damage.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: As I'm like coughing up blood, and she's like coughing on her.
Kyle: Oh god.
Tommy: I'm coughing up blood on her face.
bladesedge: She is yeah dragging you up the stairs.
Gilmund Graves: Licks or lips.
Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Wait, wait.
Trevor: Yeah,
bladesedge: um Bonus action.
Tommy: ah That's all I got, right? that's how I opened my bag of tricks.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: i There's no bonus action in my bag.
bladesedge: OK. Valerius, you are standing at the door. What would you like to do?
Trevor: um That's such a good question. um
Trevor: I'm going to cast, I'm gonna look at Roy, I'm gonna cast a Shield of Faith on him. So he gets a plus two bonus to his AC. And just say like, we gotta get in there.
Trevor: um
Trevor: And with my action,
bladesedge: All right.
Trevor: I'm going to just try and smack her with my quarterstaff.
bladesedge: Cool. Roy, you have a plus 2 to your AC.
Trevor: Oh, that's so sad.
Kyle: Beautiful.
Trevor: I wish I could send you a picture of how the dice got cocked in between a nine and a 19, like literally in the middle.
Kyle: Ah, I hate that.
Trevor: That's so sad.
bladesedge: 9.
Trevor: look
bladesedge: All right, 12 misses. um It is Ophalia's turn who is going to move rights.
bladesedge: do ah Giving an opportunity attack for the Wereraven. Gilman, go ahead and roll me a d20 plus four.
Gilmund Graves: on it. So 14.
bladesedge: Retinal miss and then from there. She is going to. Instead of a glass pipe. She takes out. A amber pipe, which she wraps for around and cracks in her hands as a lightning bolt shoots through Gilman's the were raven and Valerius.
bladesedge: I need deck saves from Gilman's from Valerius.
Kyle: Oh, boys.
Gilmund Graves: It's been real.
bladesedge: Where Raven with a 15 that succeeds. Let me just make sure that maybe absolutely. does <unk> It was 14. OK.
bladesedge: Gil and Valerius. You both take 18 points of lightning damage.
bladesedge: As the wereraven takes nine.
Gilmund Graves: Gill is down.
Trevor: Valerius is down.
bladesedge: The plus two to your AC Roy vanishes as Valerius drops to the ground. You hear another body inside drop to the ground. And it's. Is your turn, Roy.
Kyle: I'm panicking. I'm panicking so hard right now. Um, Oh my God.
Kyle: If, if I run up to Valerius and I, I can't like help him up if if I don't have any sort of healing, right?
Trevor: I think if you shake me, it'll bring me back to life. To like full health, I think.
bladesedge: Now you can, if you don't have anything to give him like a spell or a healing potion or anything like that, you can do a DC 10 medicine check as an action to stabilize him, which doesn't bring him back to one hit point, but stabilizes him from making death saving throws.
Gilmund Graves: So yeah.
Kyle: Um, okay. And that's an action.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Kyle: Okay. I'm going to do that. I'm going to, I'm going to have my bow.
Trevor: Brian, if I'm a good question for you before this, if making death saving throws, this is like me on the ground coughing up blood vibes, right? Like I can still like see, how do you like to play death saves again?
Trevor: Or am I like pretty unconscious at this point?
bladesedge: You're pretty you're pretty unconscious. I mean, you're not you're not unconscious technically, but you're.
Trevor: Okay.
bladesedge: You're like the guy, the boxer on the ground, seeing stars. You're trying to open your eyes and like get back up.
Trevor: If you would allow me when he gets down to me and even thinks about doing that, I would just say don't.
bladesedge: Okay. You can do it that what you'd like, Roy.
Kyle: Um, yeah, and I'm, I do that. I come up to you and I would be like, ah why, why not?
Trevor: I cough blood up in your face.
Kyle: Um, I haven't, I truly haven't, I truly haven't.
Gilmund Graves: oh I'm loving this because I don't think you've ever been in a situation like this, Kyle.
Kyle: I'm gonna I'm gonna hear you say that and and I'm gonna nod and I'm gonna say to the very end and I pull out my bow and I shoot it at ah Bella
bladesedge: OK.
Trevor: I cough more blood up onto your knee, but I'm smiling now.
bladesedge: Sixteen misses their 17 armor by one. Sticks into the back wall. Any bonus action or movement?
Kyle: Um, no, that's it. I think, I think my eyes begin to well up as I miss that arrow. Um, remembering all of the times that I in very important situations made it work. And, uh, just, I guess coming to terms with the fact that my luck has ran out and so I shoot that arrow and I go to load up another arrow in my quiver just hoping something happens and that's my turn.
bladesedge: Okay. Gilman, this where Raven is attempting to do a medicine check on you as well. Do you say anything or do you let it happen?
Gilmund Graves: um I would be looking at Roy um in the distance um and wouldn't really be acknowledging the wereraven.
bladesedge: Okay. All right, why don't I roll for it? Then one through nine, uh, where Raven brings tries to stabilize you, uh, 11 through 20, just attacks.
Gilmund Graves: All right.
bladesedge: I said one through nine. And then I said 11 through 20. I didn't say what tended.
Gilmund Graves: yeah
bladesedge: Okay. He's going to attack. Cause that's what it, that's what I meant. One through nine. That's so funny.
Gilmund Graves: Sure.
Trevor: So funny.
bladesedge: That's hilarious.
Gilmund Graves: That is pretty funny.
bladesedge: Um, he's going to go two attacks, but a hand crossbow busted out through one at Ophalia, a short sword at, uh, Bella Gilman. Go ahead and roll me a D 20 plus four for his hand crossbow and Valerius.
Gilmund Graves: Okay.
bladesedge: Go ahead and roll me a D 20 plus four for his short sword.
Gilmund Graves: 22.
bladesedge: That hits. Go ahead and roll me a one D six plus two.
Gilmund Graves: I've damaged.
bladesedge: Okay. I'll follow it.
Trevor: I rolled a seven.
bladesedge: Thanks. Okay. So then this is the short sword. He will, he will attempt to stand his ground. Uh, Vess rack dash action, wolding you up the stairs.
Tommy: No! Why are there so many more stairs?
bladesedge: Five and 20.
bladesedge: Okay. You are brought to the third story. You can go ahead and zoom out if you'd like to see where you are. As you are brought into this third story, um you see um this rotting wooden closet There are three crates stacked on top one another with small doors set into them. um Next to the the closet is a heap of discarded clothing, and then a ladder seems to climb to a wooden trap door in the nine foot high ceiling. A moldy bed with tattered canopy stands nearby.
bladesedge: um
bladesedge: Uh, you see that these crates, the two bottom crates on this stack of three have an open facing front with bars instead of a front.
bladesedge: You see two children show you their tokens right now.
Tommy: brutal.
bladesedge: Okay.
Gilmund Graves: Fun for the whole family.
Tommy: Oh man.
bladesedge: See this little boy and this little girl.
Trevor: ah for the BAM.
bladesedge: in these crates. Um, that is her action full dash Gilman's. Uh, go ahead and roll a death saving throw.
bladesedge: Uh, okay.
Gilmund Graves: I sent it.
bladesedge: Would you do we want, we can, we can let everybody know. I think we'll roll these ones out in the open for the audience and the class alike. So you want to share what you rolled.
Gilmund Graves: Gil barfs up blood as he rolls a nat one. Two failed death saves.
bladesedge: OK.
Gilmund Graves: The unlucky life of Gilman Graves continues.
bladesedge: ah
bladesedge: Bella Sunbane. Is going to upcast. She takes out a metal rod with a piece of fur and upcasts her lightning bolt through the wereraven.
bladesedge: At 20, he'll take.
Tommy: Hey, are we keeping track of Brian's not twenties is around Brian said, Brian woke up said, fuck your characters.
bladesedge: He'll take half.
Kyle: Oh my God.
bladesedge: That's six.
Gilmund Graves: Um, do we, do we think he's hacking?
Kyle: Is that RNG cheats?
bladesedge: Yeah, I think I'm hacking this system.
Gilmund Graves: Are you hacking bro?
bladesedge: Do you see? So that's 96. Uh, then he'll take half. He has 20 hit points left.
bladesedge: Okay. He's up. That's 14. Just got six health left.
Gilmund Graves: Holy.
bladesedge: That is her turn. Vesrak, you are on the third floor. You grappled. By Morgantha, two children in the crates. What do you do?
Tommy: Yeah, I'm full panicking. I'm just, uh, Loth, uh, Strahd, Mad Mage, anybody?
bladesedge: Loaf rod, bad bitch.
Tommy: Hell, Mad Mage, anybody?
bladesedge: Yeah. God ruler of this domain guy. I've never met guy I heard about hours ago.
Tommy: He must be pretty strong to me. Uh, somebody save my friends. as i Magic missile heard in the face. I go, please, please.
bladesedge: Okay. I didn't roll that damage.
Tommy: All right. One. Two.
Tommy: ah Three.
Tommy: Um, yeah, she'll just take 11.
bladesedge: 11.
Tommy: That's fine.
bladesedge: Okay. She takes 11 Valerius. Would you like to, roll you can roll it out in the open.
Trevor: Yes, sir.
bladesedge: Let the, uh, audience know what you roll.
Trevor: 16.
bladesedge: 16 is a success.
bladesedge: Okay. These successes and failures will really only matter if you guys are able to figure this out or get out of here. Um, Ophalia is going to second level magic missile to at the where Raven to at Roy.
bladesedge: Where Raven takes six. He had six health but through where Raven falls.
Trevor: Damn.
Gilmund Graves: We hardly knew you.
bladesedge: Uh, Roy, you take two in the chest, six force damage.
Kyle: okay Okay.
bladesedge: And Roy, it is your turn. Gilman coughing up blood, choking on his own blood. Valerius down. What do you do?
Kyle: Oh, man.
Trevor: Roy, you got to go Super Saiyan right now.
Kyle: Yeah. Yeah, a Nat 20 would would be so tasty right now.
bladesedge: And what, and are you, who are you attacking?
Kyle: yeah If?
Kyle: um say Just Bella, I'm just i'm I'm kind of like seeing red and just like fighting with every last ounce of energy that I possibly have just to try and make something happen.
bladesedge: Okay.
bladesedge: Stand like a warrior. One of my own bloodline.
Kyle: yeah
Kyle: It's a 22 to hit or 9 damage.
bladesedge: 22 hits. Okay.
Kyle: And again, look I look at Gilman and I say, I'm sorry.
bladesedge: Nine damage.
Kyle: And i I pull out another arrow from my quiver.
bladesedge: Okay. Tezrak. You with me?
Tommy: Oh yeah, I'm here. Talk to me.
bladesedge: Full dash you grappled under one arm like a football climbs the ladder unlocks the trap door.
Tommy: Oh, come on, bro.
bladesedge: You taste fresh air as Morgantha has brought you to the roof.
Tommy: Oh, bro, come on. no Hey, not like this, man.
bladesedge: You've reached the windmills. um Oh, I'm sorry, I actually don't think that this is outside. Oh, maybe it's not. um But.
bladesedge: about
bladesedge: We're going to say, yeah, this is.
Tommy: Take me outside, Brian. Let me breathe fresh air one last time.
bladesedge: There there's a there's a window in here, so she she crawls up ah you under her arm.
bladesedge: Full dash. This is her action opens the window. She's going to throw you out of the window.
Tommy: That shit's fucked.
bladesedge: Next turn I grabbed you and brought you all the way to the roof, shuck you off.
Tommy: That shit's fucked up. it was you Oh my god.
bladesedge: Um, I will say before you are chucked off, make a perception check for me.
Tommy: Oh, man.
Tommy: All right. Prayers up to low. Perception check.
bladesedge: Don't roll in that one.
Tommy: ah prayers sorry Prayers down to low. Let me correct.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: Prayers down.
Tommy: Normal rule.
bladesedge: On that one, the story ends sad.
Tommy: Prayers down.
Tommy: That was almost an out one, Brad. I cannot stress.
Gilmund Graves: Oh boy.
Tommy: I rolled a little 11.
bladesedge: um She brings you up. And you see before she's throwing out the window, she has you like your your drawers in one hand, the back of your shirt and the other about to heat you out like out of a bar.
Tommy: Come on, come on, man.
bladesedge: Uh, out the window.
Gilmund Graves: She gave you an atomic wedgie before she hugged you?
Tommy: Let me go out with dignity, bro.
bladesedge: Romeo.
Tommy: Come on.
bladesedge: Yeah. Romeo Romeo D2.
Trevor: It's so wild.
Tommy: Oh, man.
Gilmund Graves: I need you to make a wedgie save.
Tommy: Yeah, bro. Come on. All right. D2.
bladesedge: They're showing me a D2.
Tommy: 1.
bladesedge: Okay. You see that a, there's a bird's nest in this room because there's an open window here and in the bird's nest, you see the handle of a blade.
Tommy: Real shit.
bladesedge: a handle Gilment.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, shit.
Trevor: Real shit.
Kyle: real shit.
bladesedge: If you'd like to roll your death save, if Gil's story ends.
Gilmund Graves: I would love nothing more. Here it comes.
Gilmund Graves: With a 15, that's one success.
bladesedge: ah yeah Not Not yet.
Tommy: ah
bladesedge: It doesn't.
bladesedge: Okay.
bladesedge: Bella.
bladesedge: going to take a step over Valerius's body on the ground and attempts to grapple you, Roy.
Trevor: That coughs up some some blood underneath.
Tommy: Yeah, it slows her down, it's difficult to run.
Trevor: Yeah.
bladesedge: I need you to make an athletics check for me.
bladesedge: You're trying to beat an eight.
Kyle: 11.
bladesedge: She tries to pull you.
Kyle: I rolled an 8.
bladesedge: She tries to pull you inside. ah To finish things off in there cannot and then will. um Look back at Ophalia.
bladesedge: And.
bladesedge: She will. Take a step back. Giving you an opportunity attack. Do you have your bow out?
Kyle: I do have my bow out.
bladesedge: This will be a disadvantage. I guess she's moving out of your range.
Kyle: Wait, yeah.
bladesedge: That's she's more than five feet away.
Kyle: Yeah.
bladesedge: Cool.
Kyle: Okay.
Kyle: 26.
bladesedge: That okay and is her turn.
Gilmund Graves: Let's go.
Kyle: All right. Six damage.
bladesedge: Vesrak in the attic about to be heated out of a window.
Tommy: ah
bladesedge: It's your turn.
Tommy: Question for you, Brian. um
Tommy: Gonna ask to see if I get a little loosey goosey with the rules here. um So I have find familiar, but only cast as a ritual.
bladesedge: Uh -huh.
Tommy: I'm asking you if I could cat if i could burn a first level spell slot to resummon Istra ah as I reach for the hilt of the sword and just say, amass power.
Tommy: to help her like get me the sword.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: how i' just and I know it's as a ritual, it's not rules as written, but...
bladesedge: Although I'll let you know this, if you cast that, that's your action.
Tommy: Oh, I'm not doing that then.
bladesedge: Yeah.
Tommy: It's true, get back in there. Get back in there.
bladesedge: and but You can definitely do that, but it is ah but it's an action.
Tommy: No, no, she goes back in there. go me yeah Get back in the book, get back in the book, get back in the book. Then I'm just reaching...
Kyle: You see like one leg pop out of the book and you shove it back in.
Tommy: yeah She goes back into the spell book. um
Tommy: Yeah, I'm reaching for this, the hill to this sword.
bladesedge: the hilt.
Tommy: I'm reaching with all my wizard might, as I think to myself, I think to the dreams that I've had a mass power, a mass power, and I'm reaching.
bladesedge: Okay. Okay, so you reach for the sword as you're about to be thrown out of the window. And we're going to be very above board here, Tommy.
bladesedge: I'm going to be super above board with you.
Tommy: Okay. All right. Go for it.
bladesedge: You grab the hilt of the sword.
Tommy: Okay.
bladesedge: And then as you grab it, do you attempt to swing it?
Tommy: All I got. Yeah. um Yeah.
bladesedge: you You swing it's still being held.
Tommy: I'm going to, I'm going to swing it.
bladesedge: You swing this handle of a blade. There's no blade.
Tommy: Oh, fuck.
bladesedge: But as you as you swing it like a lightsaber,
bladesedge: This yellow light. Not. The darkness of Loaf, but the light of Lathander. This pure radiance springs into existence. You swing. At this like at this lady here. I'll let you know this, there's no guarantees here, that's right.
bladesedge: There's no guarantees, even if you hit, but your only chance of getting out of this situation and not dying and being thrown out the window.
bladesedge: And this ending in a full TPK is if you roll me a natural 20, I see I saw it's not even a guarantee, even with the natural because it's still down to the dice, but I'm letting you know it's possible.
Tommy: No, man.
Tommy: oh
Gilmund Graves: You got this, Tommy.
Tommy: I'm standing up.
Gilmund Graves: You've rolled enough, enough misses in your life that the accumulation of power that you've been building up for this specific moment.
Kyle: Yeah.
Tommy: I'm standing up.
Gilmund Graves: I'm standing up. I'm standing up. and say yeah I'm standing up.
Kyle: You're due.
Tommy: Everyone, please stand up with me.
Kyle: You're due at this point. i got Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Tommy: Stand up. I've removed my mic from the stand. I'm standing up.
bladesedge: Okay, I'm I'm standing up Moving my mic.
Kyle: I am up.
Gilmund Graves: Okay.
Tommy: yeah Everyone.
Gilmund Graves: Yep. Yep. I'm inverting my mic.
bladesedge: It's up.
Tommy: Everyone's stand up.
bladesedge: Okay I'm in a little bit of like ah a little bit of a crouch My knees are like slightly bent because I can't get the mic all the way up right now Georgia hands up Yeah Okay
Gilmund Graves: ah Yep. I'm standing.
Tommy: That's.
Tommy: You're much taller than me.
Trevor: Now I'm leaning up, but George is in my lap so I can't stand up too far, but.
Gilmund Graves: Georgia, hands up in the air.
Tommy: Brian.
Kyle: okay
Trevor: George, you gave you a little meow.
Tommy: sure Georgia meow.
Gilmund Graves: Meow.
Tommy: Oh, Joe, where you at?
Trevor: Yeah.
Tommy: Give me me. I'm your mojo. Give me me out.
Gilmund Graves: Yo, I got my wizard hat on. I'm putting my wizard hat on for you.
Tommy: b Brian, if I net 20 here. By the light of Lathander. I swear to God, I swear on Lathander.
bladesedge: Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. This, that's the first step that that will give you a natural 20 gives you a chance after 20 gives you a chance. But to even have this chance, I need this nat 20 from you.
Gilmund Graves: Come on, baby.
Tommy: I'm going to fucking, I see the fork in the road, baby.
Gilmund Graves: 5 % chance. 5 % chance.
Tommy: Here we go.
Gilmund Graves: This is it.
Tommy: I'm typing it in.
Gilmund Graves: If it's a nat one, I shit my pants here now.
Tommy: Slash roll a d20.
bladesedge: Is it Halloween trick or treat?
Tommy: If I roll a nat 20 here, I'm praising Lathander. I'll say it right now.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah. Uh -huh.
bladesedge: If you don't. This is a TPK.
Gilmund Graves: GG, GG WP.
Tommy: All right, everyone. Hands up.
Gilmund Graves: Let's go. This rack.
Tommy: Stand up. Hands up.
Kyle: I'm standing up, my hands are up.
Gilmund Graves: Hello, hello You fucking shit!
Tommy: Hands up. Lathander. This one's for you, baby. No Loth. No Strahd. No Mad Mage. This one's all for Lathander, baby.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: Please. Here we go. Oh my God!
Kyle: Oh my god!
bladesedge: Oh!
Trevor: yeah
bladesedge: There's no What the fuck?
Kyle: Oh my god, no way!
Tommy: Oh my God!
Trevor: No way!
Trevor: What?
Kyle: There is no way dude!
Trevor: why
Tommy: way! Oh my God!
bladesedge: What the fuck, dude?
Trevor: That was fucking wild.
bladesedge: Holy shit.
Kyle: Oh my god, bro.
Tommy: Ship it! Record it! Save it!
bladesedge: Oh my god.
Tommy: Ship it! I'm re -rolling it!
Gilmund Graves: Oh my lord!
Kyle: oh Oh my god.
Trevor: Holy shit.
Tommy: Tezrak is now a paladin of Lathander!
bladesedge: Uh, I immediately take a picture of that.
Tommy: Holy fuck!
Gilmund Graves: Is that God? Is that God himself?
Trevor: Holy shit.
bladesedge: Holy shit.
Gilmund Graves: Speaking through our Dungeons and Dragons game?
Tommy: Oh my god!
Kyle: I clipped it. We have video proof of you rolling that Nat20.
bladesedge: Oh my God.
Tommy: Oh my god! I'm gonna pass out!
Kyle: Oh my god, dude.
Gilmund Graves: I'm gonna -
Tommy: Oh my god!
Gilmund Graves: I got full body chills right now.
bladesedge: Holy shit. All right. So let me, I'm going to let you know. So this is the first, this is what I says.
Tommy: Oh my god!
bladesedge: First is the first step here. That's, that's actually insane.
Gilmund Graves: I'm mind blown.
bladesedge: so
Tommy: That's so nuts.
Kyle: Dude.
bladesedge: right So here's what's going to happen.
Tommy: Oh my god.
Trevor: That was a wild.
Kyle: du
Tommy: Don't take it away from me, Brian. Don't take this away.
bladesedge: I'm not taking away the net 20, but we're going above board here because if this happens, this is going to be very, this is going to be epic, but where you still have to roll the damage and we're going to, this is where I'm going to, I am going to get a little wibbly wobbly with the damage.
Tommy: I need this so bad.
Trevor: in
Tommy: ah
Tommy: Okay.
bladesedge: So the sun sword, which is what you're holding. It does a D8. After 20 gets to D8. You're hitting a night hag, which is technically a fiend, which gives you an extra D8, which would make it 48.
bladesedge: I am going to let you use the modifier of this to be your intelligence mod.
Tommy: Oh, yes.
bladesedge: What's your intelligence mod?
Tommy: Plus three.
bladesedge: What's your proficiency?
Tommy: Uh, proficiency is, uh, Oh shit. I know this. Come on. I've been playing dungeon drags for a long time. Plus two, plus two.
bladesedge: Okay. So that's plus five. So the sun sword, although you're not attuned to it, this is where we're getting a little wibbly wobbly gives you a plus two. So this is, you're going to have a plus seven to this role.
Tommy: Okay.
bladesedge: You've got four D eight.
bladesedge: Gilman is down.
Kyle: This is insane.
Tommy: OK.
bladesedge: Valerius is down for each down character.
Tommy: OK.
bladesedge: I'm going to let you roll an additional D eight.
Tommy: OK. I have not sat down.
bladesedge: So you're rolling, so you're rolling six D eight plus seven.
Tommy: OK.
Tommy: OK.
bladesedge: Morgantha has 30 hit points.
Gilmund Graves: Oh,
Tommy: 68 plus 7.
bladesedge: This is why and this is.
Kyle: This is, this is doable.
Gilmund Graves: quick math, quick math. Yeah, this is about 65 .33 repeating, of course, repeating.
Tommy: No one tell me the odds.
Kyle: but
Tommy: I don't want to know them.
bladesedge: So this is why, this is why the nat 20 was important because without the nat 20, this would have never happened.
Kyle: Repeating, of course.
Tommy: I don't want to know them. I don't want to know the odds.
bladesedge: This is only happening because of the natural 20, 30 hit points, six D eight plus seven. If, unless there's, that is there anything else you can do?
bladesedge: Your little blood thing to reroll damage.
Tommy: Yeah, I still yeah, I could still take a lot of blood damage. I could still do that.
bladesedge: Yeah. What is your current hit points at?
Tommy: twenty four i really have I've just, I've been getting dragged along this whole time and I can reroll.
bladesedge: Right.
Trevor: ah This is fucking crazy.
Tommy: Yeah. Well, can I, can I add, uh, like magic soul or something to it? You don't know. Let me just roll it and we'll see how the ball lies.
bladesedge: You got to hit 30.
Kyle: For all these, one by one.
Tommy: Well, one by one. Okay.
Kyle: Yeah.
Tommy: Okay. Uh, so the six D eight so one D eight roll one D eight.
bladesedge: Mm hmm.
Tommy: Okay. First one. Oh, plus seven, one D eight plus seven. No, I'll do the plus seven later.
bladesedge: No, it just but so at the end.
Tommy: Okay. One D eight first roll for modest roll.
bladesedge: Right.
Tommy: Second one. Oh God, type slash roll. I'm still standing up. I haven't sat down.
Kyle: stand back up,
Tommy: Yeah. Stand up. Put your hands up.
Kyle: I'm back.
Gilmund Graves: Yeah, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
bladesedge: ah
Kyle: I'm back.
Trevor: bro right
Kyle: My hands are up.
Tommy: Hands up. We're like, uh, what's that? What's go to Brian? Help me out. Let's go.
Gilmund Graves: Spirit bombs, spirit bombs, spirit bombs.
Tommy: Uh, everybody.
bladesedge: Spirit bomb, spirit bomb, spirit bomb, come on.
Tommy: Yeah. We're spear bombing right now. All right. Another D eight, a two. Not great.
bladesedge: Not great.
Tommy: roll Come on, baby. Let's enter. This one's for you. And that one, not good.
bladesedge: ah So far, that's seven on 3d8. So you only have three more extra d8. I think they all need to be pretty high.
Tommy: OK, come on, baby.
Tommy: A two. This is really not good.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, Jesus.
Tommy: This is not good.
bladesedge: Which is not, which just makes it nine total.
Tommy: I'm fumbling. I'm fumbling. An eight? All right, Brian.
Gilmund Graves: Oh, okay, okay.
Kyle: Okay, 17, you need a six or higher, right?
Tommy: All right.
bladesedge: Okay. That makes it a 17.
Tommy: All right, here we go. Hands up, your hands better be up.
bladesedge: That'd be a six or higher.
Gilmund Graves: Hands are up, hands are up handss are up, hands are up, hands are up, they haven't gone down.
Kyle: Hands are up, hands are up, hands are up.
bladesedge: That'd be a six or six or higher.
Tommy: Hands up, hands up, hands up. Six or higher, come on. Let hanger. A one, fuck.
Gilmund Graves: fuck
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: um can
bladesedge: So that makes it 18 plus seven would be 25, but you take damage.
Gilmund Graves: Okay, so now you need to reroll some.
Tommy: Yeah, I can.
bladesedge: What? How does that ability work?
Tommy: ah When you roll damage well it says when you roll damage for a spell you've cast for first level higher You can choose to take necrotic damage equal to the spells level reroll up to three damage dice This damage can't be reduced in any way Okay Okay That's fine Okay, so
bladesedge: OK. OK, so I will say that for this is we're getting a little wibbly wobbly. um For every reroll that you do.
bladesedge: Which you can do up to three. You will take a D8 of damage. OK. A different D8, not the date that you roll a date that I roll.
Tommy: Okay. Not the DA that I roll. Okay. Okay. This is for one of the ones.
bladesedge: OK.
Tommy: Come on, baby. Please, please. An eight.
Gilmund Graves: yes yes
Tommy: Let's go.
bladesedge: And eight brings that to, uh, seven higher 32 damage.
Trevor: Holy shit.
Tommy: Oh, all I needed was one.
bladesedge: So Vess rack, you take five points of damage. You are in the attic with Morgantha, the night hag.
Tommy: Okay.
bladesedge: You grab this sword, lightsaber as she's about to throw you bisect or cut her in half.
Gilmund Graves: Yes!
Gilmund Graves: Yes!
Trevor: Oh my god.
Gilmund Graves: oh
Tommy: Yeah, baby. By the light of Lathander, I am a change.
bladesedge: more, now this is, this is great.
Tommy: Drow.
Kyle: a
Gilmund Graves: Oh my gosh.
Trevor: That is actually crazy.
bladesedge: This is a great role. Great role. Great nat 20, but this is not over.
Tommy: I'm still in the attic.
bladesedge: You're still in the attic. Two people are still down. Roy, you're the only person who notices this, but as this happens, a sudden change.
bladesedge: in the air, you notice something, something is different now, Roy.
bladesedge: Just in this entire building. Any movement.
Tommy: ah Yeah, you bet your ass I grab the sword I raise it above my head and I'm running down the stairs going by the light by the light of the morning Lord and I'm running it down the stairs.
bladesedge: Okay.
Kyle: ah a
bladesedge: Right. You, you climb down the ladder and we'll say your movement to get to the ladder and climb down.
Tommy: I'm loving Okay, I've got i've got
bladesedge: We'll put you right at the top of the stairs in this third story. These two, these two kids seeing the blood on you. Help, help.
Tommy: I turned to the kids and I go by the light of the morning, Lord, I will come back for you.
bladesedge: It's your voice. You fully changed from nerdy Vess rag to Chad.
Kyle: Yeah.
Trevor: I will come back for you.
Gilmund Graves: a ah Yeah.
Tommy: it's like the um What's the fairly odd parents or the kid? He's like fighting the dragon. He goes, I can see, oh I can't fight. You know what I'm talking about?
Gilmund Graves: and
Tommy: It's really buff. That's me right now. Can I attune to the sword?
bladesedge: Uh, no, you cannot.
Tommy: Okay. Okay. Okay.
bladesedge: That is, you have to do that on a short rest. So Valerius back to your turn. Let's roll you a death save. You have one success.
Trevor: 13.
bladesedge: Two successes. All right. You notice something strange, Roy. As Ophalia, as this change happens, Ophalia's demeanor completely changes and she looks up to the ceiling and goes, no.
bladesedge: Uh, fine. The old way and starts, she gets down like a wolf on all fours the the and runs straight at you, Roy.
Kyle: Ooh. Okay.
bladesedge: 10, 15, 20. And as she gets out here, she just hand comes up claw attack.
Kyle: 16
bladesedge: 16.
Kyle: hits.
bladesedge: Okay.
bladesedge: Roy take 14 points of slashing damage.
Kyle: I am down and as I go down, um, I just start, uh, I start calling out to Rose and just pleading for Rose to help me.
bladesedge: Yellman
Trevor: Sheesh!
Kyle: It's like, it's the it's the only, the only thing that I can think to do at this point as my, my brain is grasping at anything to try and stay alive.
bladesedge: Roy drops delirious is down. Gilman is down. Bella sun bane is alive. Ophalia worm wiggle is alive.
bladesedge: And at this Roy at the start of the next round, I need you to roll me a death save.
Kyle: Oh wait, is there a place for to roll for death saves on D &D Beyond?
bladesedge: Just wrote me a D 20 and eight is a failure.
Kyle: Okay.
Kyle: Failure.
Kyle: It's an eight.
bladesedge: Okay. Morgantha is dead. Gilman's. I need a death save from you with one success and two failures.
Gilmund Graves: Here it comes.
Gilmund Graves: Another success.
bladesedge: Another success balance.
Gilmund Graves: Staving off death. I look over, like, because since it's kind of wishy washy, I'm looking over and seeing Roy knock down. um And you see, despite me succeeding, a death save, pardon me, um feels like it's it's dying instead.
bladesedge: You, um, you hear of Esrak from downstairs two voices. Where's the third one? Well, Mark, I brought him upstairs, but felt I don't know how, but the coven is broken. The spells are gone. One of them says, ha fine. We must find a third, but first we need to take care of this nuisance.
bladesedge: Uh, Bella will use her action to dash up the stairs.
bladesedge: That is her turn. That's rack. You now know there are two of them. They're both focused on you, but they are, they no longer have spell casting. So a fun peek behind the curtain for you guys. And for the listener is that Hags and there's three of them in a coven.
bladesedge: They share their spell casting. So I have in front of me, their spells together. They only have one list of spells and spell slots. So every spell they use marked it off for everybody. um And when one of them dies, they no longer have it. So, you know, these things are still very dangerous.
bladesedge: that's right And one of them seems to have went up the stairs and is on the floor below you. And it is your turn.
Tommy: Obviously, I gotta to go meet the challenge by the light of the morning Lord, baby. I'm running down the stairs, sword aloft.
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: Gotta go save my friends.
bladesedge: i
Tommy: That's what Lathander would do.
bladesedge: You run down the stairs, and yeah you are immediately met with Bella Sunbane on the second floor.
Tommy: I don't know anything about Lathander.
Tommy: Does the sword grant me any sort of healing whatsoever?
bladesedge: No.
Tommy: No, I just I just straight I'm just straight ump and damn I'm so I'm swinging swinging for sure ah yeah Is the same wibbly wobbly rules his last time d20 plus 5 or what?
bladesedge: Straight. OK.
bladesedge: Do you believe?
Tommy: Brian, I'm the biggest believer. Let me stand back up.
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: I'm sorry I sat down. Let me stand back up.
bladesedge: Just roll me roll me a d20. If you believe.
Tommy: Fuck me, dude. All right. Hold on. I got to take my mic off the stand again. All right. I believe this is for the boys back home.
Gilmund Graves: Come on.
Kyle: You can do it. You can do it.
Tommy: This is for the boys downstairs.
Kyle: Yeah.
Tommy: Please, Lathander.
Gilmund Graves: Yes.
Tommy: 13.
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: plus five plus five to hit, right?
Gilmund Graves: but
bladesedge: Is an 18.
Gilmund Graves: yes
bladesedge: So you're going to roll me the D eight for damage.
Tommy: Okay.
bladesedge: Plus a D eight, because this is a night hag. Plus, uh, we're now but going to be calling it five.
Tommy: Plus five.
bladesedge: Mm -hmm. Two D eight plus five.
Tommy: ah Okay, roll, two to eight. plus five. I can do this. I believe.
bladesedge: Do you want me to tell you how many hit points she has?
Tommy: No, I don't.
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: Tell me after I kill her. Two to eight plus five.
Tommy: Eighteen, Brian.
Kyle: Great role.
Trevor: Holy.
Gilmund Graves: Oh.
Tommy: Big roll. Big roll from the from the Sun God.
bladesedge: Good role. You needed the big role. Bella sun bane because of all the damage that Roy Halovich did to her had 10 hit points.
Tommy: Yes.
Gilmund Graves: Oh my God.
Kyle: Oh my in god.
Trevor: Wow.
Tommy: Yes. And I'd like to keep making my way downstairs, Brian styles.
bladesedge: That's how that's how close it was really. I mean, you, but more the more damage you guys did on Morgantha, she had 30, which sure go upstairs and Bella this whole time, since the last time she was hit has had 10.
Kyle: Wow.
bladesedge: Um, you bisect like a knife through hot butter.
Tommy: Yeah, baby.
bladesedge: Okay.
Tommy: And I'd like to keep making my way downstairs, Brian.
bladesedge: You used, uh, five, 10, uh, 15, 20, 25.
Tommy: I've got 30, I got 30 movement.
bladesedge: You only have five more feet of movement.
Tommy: I take one more step towards the stairs.
bladesedge: Okay. One step for equals five feet.
Tommy: I take five more.
bladesedge: Your legs are huge.
Tommy: I step five feet.
bladesedge: Okay.
Gilmund Graves: Lathander put some pep in his step, okay?
Tommy: at I need the boys to hold on. I'm coming.
bladesedge: Valerius with a, another save, you will be stable with a nat 20, you'll be up.
Tommy: I am coming.
bladesedge: You have no fails that you just roll the seven.
Trevor: Oh.
bladesedge: So there's your first failure.
Trevor: But i and I do now.
bladesedge: Okay.
bladesedge: Another change in the air and Ophalia will go five, 10, 15, 20, 25.
bladesedge: 30 appearing on the stairs.
Tommy: Oh yeah, I see her. I see her.
bladesedge: um And she will.
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Tommy: ah No, AC 16 plus five.
bladesedge: you
Tommy: No, even if I shield, it won't matter. Fuck.
bladesedge: okay um
bladesedge: So seeing you with this sword, she does this. Um, you feel, you feel a bit weakened, uh, but nothing else happens.
bladesedge: The camera zooms out. Fezrak and Dofalya Wormwiggle, aka the mom witch from Halloween Town, facing off on the stairs, a bisected Bella Sunbane, a bisected Morgantha, two children in the attic, a dead wereraven, a dead dretch, Gilman Graves,
Gilmund Graves: ah
bladesedge: At two saves, two failures downed, making death saves. Valerius Moonstone at two failures one or two successes, one failure. Roy Halovich outside, about to roll his next death save, one failure. The camera zooms out. This light beaconing out in this in this realm of darkness. And we'll see you guys next time.
Trevor: Eeee!
Tommy: Oh my God, the cliffhanger.
Kyle: Jesus.
bladesedge: cliffhanger. See you guys soon. See you next week. Bye bye.
Gilmund Graves: man.
