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Curse of Strahd Ep. 12: Old Bonegrinder
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After our long break and an extra silly session, the Pointy Ear Gang made their way through the woods, towards the windmill on the precipice, where the treasure foretold by the tarokka cards was said to be found. Enchanting pastries? Check. Gil making pasta? Check..? Some freaky grandmas? Triple check! How will the Pointy Ear Gang survive a level 4 encounter with a coven of hags, you ask?
The answer may surprise you... hold onto your hearts, because this one goes hard
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Transcript
Introduction to Blade's Edge Podcast
00:00:03
bladesedge
Hello one and all and welcome back to the Blade's Edge at D and&D Live actual play podcast where we are running through Curse of Strahd.
Old Bone Grinder & Pointy-Eared Gang's Journey
00:00:11
bladesedge
Now, if you've ran Curse of Strahd before, you know what you're in store for tonight based on the episode title alone, the old bone grinder. The name that a lot of first time DMs when they're reading the module will tell their players, oh, you've come across old bone grinder. Kind of a giveaway. Can't tell players what the name of the windmill is.
00:00:31
bladesedge
um but we pick up where we last left off the pointy-eared gang has worked their way on this map from west to east um going the alternate route um that, you know, some people can take when running Curse of Strahd and making their way to the town of Barovia, the village of Barovia.
00:00:56
bladesedge
They have come across where one of their items is from their tarot reading the Taroka deck reading. um I
Gruesome Discovery at Old Bone Grinder
00:01:04
bladesedge
see Tom.
00:01:04
Gilmund Graves
the enchanting pastries.
00:01:06
bladesedge
Yes, I see Tommy's offline. Somebody want to ping him real quick. um You you guys are there. You are looking for one of the items that your terrific reading. A sword made of light potentially is in this somewhere. um You've you've found this place look like they were baking something. It turns out they were baking children into pastries.
00:01:38
bladesedge
ah We had Gilman Graves took a bite of one falling into a stupor at the end of last session and beginning to crawl into their oven. um As I'll move you guys over here.
Encounter with the Old Lady and Ray the Raven
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bladesedge
As coming down the stairs, you saw this old lady.
00:02:03
bladesedge
um Who. at the end of last session, as Gilman started to crawl into the oven said that she would use your bones next and called upstairs. She called upstairs. She said the name's Bella and Ophalia. Um, as if calling for other people and with, with Roy standing at the bottom of the windmill and in the kitchen, Gilman behind him crawling into the beginning to crawl into the oven. Vesrak standing in the doorframe. Ray, the Raven, and would he be inside with the royals? He's still outside.
00:02:42
Kyle
ah He would be inside.
00:02:44
bladesedge
Guy Ray Raven is with you. Vesrak is a familiar Istra and Valerius moonstone outside above the doorframe. A raven looking down at you, crying.
00:02:56
bladesedge
Oh, thanks.
00:02:58
Gilmund Graves
Really great Raven noise, by the way.
00:02:59
Trevor
Solid cop.
00:03:00
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
00:03:02
bladesedge
Oh, hell yeah. I'm going to go outside later and see if I can attach one.
00:03:03
Kyle
Nice, nice car.
00:03:04
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, I don't know if you workshop that one or I mean, it is spooky season right now.
00:03:06
bladesedge
Yeah,
00:03:07
Trevor
I'm gonna go be a Raven later.
00:03:09
Gilmund Graves
You're just hiding in your cemetery front yard and just calling it people.
00:03:12
bladesedge
I know.
00:03:13
Gilmund Graves
but What the fuck?
00:03:16
bladesedge
We're just going to we're going to jump right into it for for those of you listening.
Combat with Witches and Strategic Moves
00:03:20
bladesedge
We are. We are all me included. Fingers crossed that this is not the end of the point that you're getting as Hell we have art made for these guys, but, uh, just in case we do have backups ready, uh, as is the nature of this module, deadly, deadly module. And we're going to roll initiative
00:03:40
Kyle
Ah, boy.
00:03:40
Gilmund Graves
All right.
00:03:41
Kyle
loyal Boy, oh Ooh, okay.
00:03:46
Gilmund Graves
Oh.
00:03:50
Tommy
ah Okay. Two high rolls, two modest rolls.
00:03:55
Trevor
my egg oh you
00:03:56
Kyle
Well, you guys can see my roll, right? Did that- I don't think I registered in, uh...
00:03:58
bladesedge
Yeah, as you guys do, I let the list or what you rolled know what you roll.
00:03:58
Gilmund Graves
you 19 from Gil as he crawls into the inferno.
00:04:02
Kyle
I rolled a 22, because I'm goaded.
00:04:08
Trevor
Kyle, you're gonna have to click on your token and then reroll it and then just update the number to the 22 or whatever.
00:04:09
bladesedge
Well.
00:04:12
Kyle
Gotcha. Perfect.
00:04:14
bladesedge
Yes.
00:04:16
Tommy
14 for our favorite spider boy.
00:04:18
bladesedge
Oh, don't tell me.
00:04:19
Gilmund Graves
hell yeah
00:04:22
bladesedge
Don't tell me that that Morgantha is going first. Oh, no, she's not. Roy's going first. OK, good. um We're going to we're going to need it because, um, while you you guys, while you guys did get a short rest in the time from the town of Valaki to here, vez rack is is debt.
00:04:29
Trevor
Fastest TPK in the world.
00:04:32
Gilmund Graves
like
00:04:44
bladesedge
You're down a couple of spell slots, right?
00:04:46
Tommy
I'm down two spell slots, but I was able to arcane recovery one back.
00:04:51
bladesedge
All right. You're down. So you're only down one.
00:04:54
Tommy
No, I'm down two, I only have one.
00:04:55
bladesedge
Down to. Oh, OK. You're down to spell slots.
00:04:59
Tommy
and
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bladesedge
Gilman seems like he is in a stupor after eating this pie in in in Gilman's mind, seeing visions of his sister and everything being OK in a state of bliss.
00:05:11
bladesedge
One might say a dream like state now.
00:05:18
bladesedge
Roy. As she comes down the stairs and calls up. You are first to act. You and Ray, what do you do?
00:05:28
Kyle
Hmm.
00:05:32
Kyle
Man. Okay. Uh, just to clarify, we don't get any spell slots back on a short rest, correct? Under normal circumstances.
00:05:40
bladesedge
Depends on your depends on your class. ah Warlocks do. um Wizards have something called arcane recovery, which on a short rest, they can get back a spell side of a specific level.
00:05:51
bladesedge
You are a ranger.
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Kyle
Mm-hmm.
00:05:53
bladesedge
Rangers do not get them back on short rest.
00:05:55
Kyle
That's so sad. That's so sad. um Okay.
00:05:59
Trevor
Team Warlock.
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bladesedge
Yeah, how many have you used for the for the OK?
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Kyle
Just one to to use that fuck ass spell that really didn't help me with anything.
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Trevor
That fuck-ass spell.
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Kyle
um So that's that's neat.
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Trevor
That sounds funny.
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Kyle
That's neat. um Okay, I think what I'm going to do is Roy is I'm going to lock in on this witch.
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bladesedge
top of the stairs.
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Kyle
And yeah, I'm going to use Hunter's Mark.
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bladesedge
Okay.
00:06:31
Kyle
Um, so that I'm dealing an extra 1d6 every time I hit them.
00:06:36
bladesedge
Okay.
00:06:38
Kyle
Let me, let me get that.
00:06:39
bladesedge
I'll go ahead and mark her token for you so that you know that she's hunters marked.
00:06:42
Kyle
Okay.
00:06:42
bladesedge
What color would do you think represents Roy?
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Kyle
What color represents for Roy is going to be green for sure.
00:06:49
bladesedge
Boom, we got a little green dot on her right
Raven Familiar's Transformation and Aid
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bladesedge
there. ah The ceilings on this first floor are eight feet tall.
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Kyle
Boom, get marked.
00:06:56
bladesedge
on She is.
00:07:00
bladesedge
The ceilings are eight feet high.
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bladesedge
I see how yes.
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Kyle
Alright, and then... That's my action, yeah, so I can't attack there.
00:07:10
bladesedge
ah um You tell me. a Hunter's Mark, I think is a bonus action, right?
00:07:15
Kyle
Oh, it's one bonus action. Oh, I'm gonna fuck her up. Okay.
00:07:19
Gilmund Graves
Hell yeah.
00:07:20
bladesedge
Oh, yeah.
00:07:20
Gilmund Graves
Love that.
00:07:21
Kyle
I'm gonna make my way downtown up the stairs. I'm gonna get right up next to her.
00:07:24
Trevor
I'm walking fast.
00:07:25
bladesedge
OK, walking walking past the bones on the ground, the putrid smell emanating out of this this barrel in the middle of the room with this green black ichor.
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bladesedge
You walk up the stairs
00:07:44
Kyle
And I am going to make an attack with my blood spear.
00:07:49
Kyle
Now I have to be careful because I'm not entirely sure if this accounts for the plus two bonus to attack and damage rolls.
00:07:57
bladesedge
yeah
00:07:57
Kyle
It says the damage is 1d6 plus one, so I think I just add a plus two to that.
00:08:03
bladesedge
OK, it should normally does it automatically.
00:08:04
Kyle
Roll the hit.
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Kyle
Okay, so that's a 17 to hit.
00:08:12
bladesedge
Um, we're starting out on a very good note for you guys. For those of you keeping track at home, when a character, at least in my games, meets the AC of a monster, we say that's pizz's pizza pizza.
00:08:26
bladesedge
So that hits.
00:08:27
Gilmund Graves
Pizza Pizza.
00:08:28
Kyle
beautiful
00:08:28
bladesedge
That is the AC of Morgantha.
00:08:28
Kyle
Beautiful.
00:08:31
Trevor
Thank you.
00:08:34
Kyle
Okay, so that is two damage. I think that accounted for...
00:08:40
bladesedge
Okay. So you were attacking one handed.
00:08:45
Kyle
Oh, what? Wait, it should have been, I should have, this should be two-handed.
00:08:49
bladesedge
Cool. So that's five.
00:08:51
Kyle
Oh, I don't know why it's not giving me this option.
00:08:53
bladesedge
Five.
00:08:55
bladesedge
It's right there. It does. It rolled both.
00:09:00
Kyle
Oh, it did? Okay. Sorry, I'm i'm getting back into it. We haven't attacked in a while.
00:09:04
bladesedge
Okay.
00:09:05
Kyle
So I'm getting back into it.
00:09:08
bladesedge
And then don't forget to roll that, uh, that Hunter's Mark damage.
00:09:12
Kyle
The six. Oh, for a six.
00:09:17
Trevor
Oh.
00:09:17
Tommy
Oh, big damn.
00:09:18
bladesedge
Wow, for 11 total, that's huge.
00:09:24
Kyle
Big, big.
00:09:24
bladesedge
OK. 11 total from your magical spear, you watch her take all of that damage.
00:09:34
Kyle
Incredible. And that will be my turn. I believe attacking with Ray is a bonus action.
Roy's Resurgence and Battle Continuation
00:09:41
Kyle
So I cannot do that.
00:09:42
bladesedge
Yes, I think Ray takes the dodge action.
00:09:46
Kyle
Okay.
00:09:47
bladesedge
OK.
00:09:47
Gilmund Graves
And then hey, reading the ah the description text on that blood spear, I think that since you are the character chosen by Kevan to wield it, you do get a plus two to hit and plus two to damage, which is not factored in.
00:09:58
Kyle
Yeah, see, that's what I was thinking. So that would be a plus
00:10:01
bladesedge
So on your character sheet, are you attuned to this item?
00:10:06
Kyle
um
00:10:08
bladesedge
Scroll down.
00:10:08
Gilmund Graves
No.
00:10:08
Kyle
Um...
00:10:09
bladesedge
you gotta to hit that You got to hit that button, and then itll it should do all that for you.
00:10:09
Kyle
I am now? Okay.
00:10:13
bladesedge
So it would be in a 19 to hit, and you would do an extra two damage.
00:10:14
Kyle
It does.
00:10:18
bladesedge
So you didn't do 11.
00:10:18
Kyle
Correct.
00:10:19
bladesedge
You did 13. That's big.
00:10:22
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, we love that.
00:10:22
Kyle
That's huge news. I'll take whatever I can get.
00:10:26
bladesedge
That's huge news. That's Huey Lewis and the huge news, dude.
00:10:30
Gilmund Graves
Hugh G Lewis?
00:10:30
bladesedge
um
00:10:30
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
00:10:32
bladesedge
All right. And is that your turn?
00:10:34
Kyle
That will be my turn.
00:10:36
bladesedge
All right. There's going to be a little bit of ah a bitter sweetness to what's about to happen. Some good and some bad. You've started making your way up the stairs. Morgantha is going to leave your opportunity by jumping off the stairs.
00:10:49
bladesedge
You see this old feeble woman, much like Yoda and was an episode three where Yoda drops his cane and all of a sudden is like whipping around the room doing flips and shit.
00:11:01
Trevor
jumping off the walls.
00:11:02
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:11:03
Trevor
That's so funny.
00:11:03
bladesedge
You see this old woman hunched over, um, this display. display a dexterity, a hidden dexterity and strength within her that you thought this old woman would not be able to possess.
00:11:20
Gilmund Graves
It's fucking Rock Lee.
00:11:22
bladesedge
She jumps down the stairs. And, um, first of all, she falls 10 feet. So she takes five points of falling damage.
00:11:34
bladesedge
So that's this the sweet part of this.
00:11:36
Gilmund Graves
Thank you, Grandma.
00:11:37
bladesedge
She takes five points of falling damage and Roy, since you were on the stairs, um, I am going to say that she, you know, she jumps off and then she's going to go right over.
00:11:43
Kyle
Mm-hmm.
00:11:48
bladesedge
So go. Whoops. Sorry. That's your token. She can go right over here. The far side of the wall, which leaving your range gives you an opportunity attack if you still have your reaction and would like to attack her.
00:11:59
Kyle
I do have my reaction. I would love nothing more than to send a blood spear into this woman.
00:12:06
bladesedge
Nice. So should be a plus five now when you roll it. Let's see.
00:12:09
Kyle
That's a natural 20.
00:12:10
Trevor
Oh.
00:12:10
Gilmund Graves
Oh, let's go.
00:12:10
Kyle
That's a natural 20, boys.
00:12:10
Tommy
Oh, yeah.
00:12:11
bladesedge
Oh, this is.
00:12:11
Trevor
Oh.
00:12:12
Tommy
Oh, that feels good.
00:12:13
Gilmund Graves
It's the Roy effect.
00:12:14
Trevor
Oh.
00:12:14
bladesedge
This is what.
00:12:14
Gilmund Graves
I swear to God.
00:12:15
Kyle
um
00:12:15
bladesedge
Listen, this is what you guys needed for today to go well. So not 20 not only means you'll you'll double the dice, but you'll double your hunter's mark dice as well.
00:12:26
Gilmund Graves
Oh, I swear to God, Roy Halovich for president.
00:12:26
Kyle
This huge huge news Oh
00:12:29
Trevor
He's gaming so hard.
00:12:29
bladesedge
So roll that.
00:12:31
Gilmund Graves
He's gaming so hard. Oh.
00:12:33
Trevor
Oh.
00:12:34
Kyle
my sweet lord, bro
00:12:36
bladesedge
So that's, that's an 11 that's not accounting for your, um, your crit. So roll me another D eight. That's just max damage with your two handed and two.
00:12:45
Trevor
Oh and 2d6.
00:12:47
Tommy
Come on, baby.
00:12:47
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:12:48
Gilmund Graves
Oh!
00:12:48
Kyle
That's six in the D8.
00:12:49
Tommy
ah Okay, good.
00:12:49
Trevor
oh
00:12:50
bladesedge
Okay. So that's 17 so far that you did 13 originally.
00:12:52
Kyle
Oh my god.
00:12:54
Gilmund Graves
9.24 in the morning and I'm already, uh, bricked up.
00:12:57
bladesedge
I know now you've done 17 plus eight is 25 points of damage.
00:12:59
Kyle
Another eight damage.
00:13:00
Trevor
ah
00:13:02
Tommy
Massive, massive.
00:13:05
bladesedge
So you've done 25 plus 13 is 38 points of damage.
00:13:12
Gilmund Graves
I am thrilled.
00:13:13
bladesedge
Uh,
00:13:13
Kyle
Bro is not fucking leaving.
00:13:16
bladesedge
I'm not leaving. Um, okay. So 38 is a crazy, and she took five points falling damage, not diet.
00:13:26
Trevor
Death's Door, how's she looking?
00:13:27
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
00:13:28
Kyle
This this poor hag, bro
00:13:31
Gilmund Graves
No, don't say that.
00:13:31
bladesedge
lands, um, walks over to this cauldron bubbling where this stink is coming from. Uh, she walks up to it and says, um, ah, good job so far, but my dretch will kill you and reaches down on to the barrel and knocks three times. And you see like a, um,
00:13:59
bladesedge
Urukai being born from the mud in Lord of the Rings. This beast rise out of this black ichor out of the barrel. Into the room.
00:14:21
Trevor
Puffy.
00:14:22
Gilmund Graves
Oh, he's ugly.
00:14:24
bladesedge
Face almost like a pig. um Body. Let's see. He's technically here. I'll show i'll actually show you guys the handout. There you go.
00:14:41
Kyle
Wow.
00:14:41
bladesedge
Looks like that. Yeah, um not not this thing. This guy is actually not he's not huge. Came out of a barrel, so he's like um disgusting looking like like picture in urukai a face, but he's like the height of a dwarf.
00:14:59
bladesedge
Um, so this guy, this guy, uh, let's see.
00:15:00
Gilmund Graves
Does he have a schwanz down there?
00:15:04
bladesedge
It's, it does the artwork.
00:15:06
Gilmund Graves
I mean, yeah, there's a mass of some sort.
00:15:06
bladesedge
Uh, it looks like there's like, um, there's, um, there's a mass of something.
00:15:10
Tommy
it's ambigu It's ambiguous.
00:15:12
Gilmund Graves
Ambiguous, yeah. there
00:15:13
bladesedge
Yeah, it is what you make it. Um, he rises out of this, uh, barrel and that requires her action to do. Um, so, um, that is her turn.
00:15:32
bladesedge
Uh, Gilman's it is your turn.
00:15:33
Gilmund Graves
Wow.
00:15:36
bladesedge
However, Gilman's no wizzy Gilman's you spend your turn climbing into an oven and closing the door.
00:15:37
Gilmund Graves
Ooh, is he...
00:15:39
Gilmund Graves
Oh shit.
00:15:47
Gilmund Graves
Oh yeah, it's nice and cozy in here, correct?
00:15:50
bladesedge
It's nice. It's nice and cozy. and you're You're not taking fire damage. Uh, this was used to make, um, uh, the pastries, uh, but.
00:16:03
bladesedge
Unfortunately, that's your turn.
00:16:04
Gilmund Graves
Should, okay.
00:16:06
bladesedge
Yep. That's not great. um
00:16:14
Gilmund Graves
I'm sad to close the door because then I don't get to see Alma with her long black hair and piercing green eyes and smile that lights up her room.
00:16:23
bladesedge
I think in your mind, you guys and the Morgantha and the party are all in a circle holding hands, singing a song. It's bright out. Finally, there's rose petals falling.
00:16:41
bladesedge
sunshinny day
00:16:43
Gilmund Graves
I finally get to be the Gilman I always wanted to be. Having a grand old time with my family. That's really nice.
00:16:51
Trevor
That's really nice.
00:16:53
bladesedge
Vesrak before you go, there's movement upstairs. Five, 10, 15, um,
00:17:04
Tommy
Do I hear the clumping of hooves?
00:17:04
bladesedge
20, 25, 30, 35.
00:17:06
Tommy
What do I hear?
00:17:10
bladesedge
Um,
00:17:11
Tommy
I don't know what kind of feet hags have.
00:17:15
bladesedge
forty You see, ah requiring a dash action, um ah just to get to the top of the stairs. So Roy, as one hag jumps off and lands, knocking on this barrel, bringing out this abomination. um the you You all hear the sounds of feet, heavy footfalls, as a second older woman, ah but not as old as the first.
00:17:45
bladesedge
It's like this.
00:17:48
Kyle
Wow.
00:17:49
Gilmund Graves
No, who is that?
00:17:51
bladesedge
Makes her way, ah not gray hair, but a brunette makes her way to the top of the stairs and looks like stairs down at Morgantha and then at you, Roy and everybody in the room. And she says, ah, hmm, all of Barovia will eat well tomorrow.
00:18:12
bladesedge
ah using her action to dash. That is her turn. Vesrak, you stand the door open outside. Looking in, you now see two witches and a a beast in the center of the room. What do you do?
00:18:33
Tommy
Yeah, ah you see Vezrak form this cube magic sparkling dark purple, um as I'd like to expand it to encase the entire room with Fairy Fire as my Drow magic ability.
00:18:48
Trevor
fire.
00:18:49
bladesedge
Love that.
00:18:53
Tommy
I can link it for you.
00:18:53
bladesedge
Okay.
00:18:55
Tommy
Cast VTT. Oh, that didn't work.
00:19:00
Tommy
Display, here we go. So each object in a 20-foot queue within range is outlined in blue, green, or violet. Any creature in the area when those spells cast is outlined in light if it fails a deck saving throw. um Any attack roll against them affected by the creature or object has advantage if the attacker can see it, and the affected creature or object can't benefit from being invisible.
00:19:19
bladesedge
I love that. So we got good news and bad news. Good news. This beast in the middle of the room, this dretch. Plus zero, no advantage.
00:19:30
bladesedge
17. That's unfortunate.
00:19:32
Tommy
Rats, well.
00:19:33
bladesedge
OK. And what is the DC for this?
00:19:35
Tommy
ah I think it's 11, let me double check. It's pretty low.
00:19:43
Tommy
Yeah, deck save 11.
00:19:45
bladesedge
OK, now comes the bad news. ah You see both of these witches um with this innate magic ah lifting off their bodies, ah able to make ah pastries that make people dream out of children's bones. In fact, ah they both have advantage on on this. Not only do they both have advantage, and they both have plus two. So here is Morgantha's role. That's a twenty one.
00:20:14
bladesedge
And here is Bella sun banes roll. The 21.
00:20:20
Tommy
OK, we found out a lot of information, a lot of good information that round.
00:20:23
Trevor
this
00:20:23
Gilmund Graves
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That was definitely their lair actions, right?
00:20:26
Kyle
We do.
00:20:28
Gilmund Graves
their are their ah their Their legendary actions, for sure.
00:20:28
Tommy
Yeah, they had to a burn. they They must have burned a legendary action or two to do that, I'm sure.
00:20:32
Gilmund Graves
100%. Yeah.
00:20:34
Trevor
That's
00:20:34
bladesedge
there's ah There's there's there's there's about there's about 80 toads in a chest in the back of the room that light up in bright purple.
00:20:34
Gilmund Graves
No chance.
00:20:35
Tommy
ah I just want to.
00:20:37
Trevor
so funny.
00:20:46
Tommy
ah For those of you listening at homes, if they didn't have advantage, they would have rolled a nine and a 19. So one of them would have been hit for sure. Anyway, the rest of my turn, I would like to try...
00:20:54
bladesedge
would have rolled a nine and a four.
00:20:56
Tommy
Oh, a nine out of...
00:20:57
bladesedge
Oh, no, 19. Sorry.
00:20:58
Tommy
Yeah, a 19, yeah, the first roll, yeah.
00:20:58
bladesedge
Yeah, that was right. Yeah, you're right.
00:20:58
Kyle
Wait, but the plus two would have, they still would have saved.
00:21:00
Trevor
That would have made it an 11.
00:21:01
Tommy
Oh, all right, nevermind.
00:21:02
Gilmund Graves
Wait, why is the DC only 11, Tommy?
00:21:05
Tommy
It's, uh, because it's...
00:21:05
bladesedge
It's his racial thing. It's not a wizard thing.
00:21:07
Tommy
It's, uh, it's my charisma.
00:21:08
Gilmund Graves
Oh.
00:21:09
Tommy
Oh, no, it's a charisma. It's my spell casting. No, no, yeah, it's just a racial thing.
00:21:12
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:21:14
Tommy
It's not like Wizard Magic.
00:21:14
bladesedge
Yeah. Wizards. It's Wizards is our own intelligence base. But if you if you are a drow like Fez rack is you get some spells, but the spell casting for them is your charisma, not your intelligence.
00:21:24
Gilmund Graves
Right.
00:21:26
Tommy
All right. I thought I was being, uh, great. Anyway, cute. I'd like to come in.
00:21:36
Kyle
Uhh...
00:21:36
Tommy
It's just going to follow me in and she's going to stand right there.
00:21:38
bladesedge
OK.
00:21:40
Tommy
I'm going to start trying to get you out of the fucking oven, man.
00:21:43
Trevor
Holy shit.
00:21:44
bladesedge
Um, you with you ah have no action left. Uh, I'll say you're able to open the oven door and you see him in there in a stupor, but you have no action to do any.
00:21:52
Tommy
Yeah. Yeah. No, actually. love I'm just trying my best.
00:21:55
bladesedge
All right. Any bonus action.
00:21:58
Tommy
Uh, no, that's all I got.
00:22:00
bladesedge
Any action for your familiar spider. istra I think they can.
00:22:03
Tommy
Uh, they'll just, uh, I don't think they could really do it. I don't think they can attack. So they're just going to dodge. Oh, they can.
00:22:12
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:22:12
Tommy
Oh, that's right. We did say at the, uh, um, or Okay.
00:22:16
bladesedge
Yeah, I define familiar spell. Yeah, you you're're you're familiar can attack. They just don't they'll do like it just like one damage if it hits.
00:22:23
Tommy
So you're saying there's a chance.
00:22:29
Kyle
Need you guys to start putting up some big numbers, huh?
00:22:29
Tommy
Okay. Yeah, hey, hey, hey. Okay, D28 plus four. 19 to hit. I'm swinging on the Urukai guy.
00:22:38
bladesedge
um Yeah, that hits.
00:22:40
Tommy
Oh, here we go, here we go. ah One D1 piercing damage and one D4 poison damage.
00:22:45
Gilmund Graves
Oh, oh shit.
00:22:47
bladesedge
Yeah, when do you want it? It's just one. So you do. It does one.
00:22:50
Trevor
Roll it.
00:22:51
Kyle
Roll the D. Roll the D1.
00:22:52
Tommy
Roll, roll, alright, I'll roll, I'll roll the one D1.
00:22:54
bladesedge
Yeah, roll the wendy one do you want for me?
00:22:55
Trevor
Oh yeah, is that a crit?
00:22:56
Tommy
A one?
00:22:56
Gilmund Graves
Oh, you not won it.
00:22:56
Kyle
Oh my god, it's a natural one, dude.
00:22:58
Tommy
Oh, shit.
00:22:58
bladesedge
You.
00:22:58
Gilmund Graves
Insane.
00:22:59
Tommy
Good. ah Hey, it's a great number on rule 20, Brian.
00:23:01
Trevor
Technically, there or a now one?
00:23:02
Kyle
i went
00:23:02
Gilmund Graves
Damn, wait a second.
00:23:04
bladesedge
Yeah. You're.
00:23:05
Tommy
It must be good.
00:23:08
bladesedge
The the the the information keeps rolling in as your spider does one damage because the director's immune to poison damage.
00:23:15
Tommy
ah Oh my God. i did Get me out of here.
00:23:16
Gilmund Graves
No.
00:23:18
Trevor
This is so funny.
00:23:21
Tommy
Help.
00:23:21
Trevor
Oh, shit.
00:23:23
Tommy
Help.
00:23:24
Trevor
Very informative turn.
00:23:26
bladesedge
All right. Um, now it is the dress his turn who will make, um, he's going to make two attacks and he is going to make them, uh, the first, uh, will be on, he's going to make a bite attack on Istra.
00:23:43
bladesedge
So this thing, uh, gets down on all fours and attempts to bite your spider familiar. That's a 21 to hit.
00:23:51
Tommy
Uh, that actually misses, Brian.
00:23:53
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:23:53
Tommy
It's just very elusive.
00:23:55
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:56
bladesedge
um
00:23:56
Tommy
yeah Yeah.
00:23:56
Gilmund Graves
That's the spider agility.
00:23:57
Tommy
Yeah.
00:23:57
Kyle
This one has a 40 AC.
00:23:58
Tommy
Yeah.
00:24:00
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, this is a Pathfinder spider.
00:24:02
Tommy
Yeah. We said at the beginning of the campaign, it's just actually a God. Uh, yeah, go for it. yeah
00:24:07
bladesedge
Your spider familiar takes five points of piercing damage That's poops
00:24:11
Tommy
Uh, okay. Uh, it's true. I think poofs out of existence.
00:24:17
bladesedge
Yeah, the history is no more with the dretches second attack on all fours.
00:24:19
Tommy
God.
00:24:23
bladesedge
It then, uh, sort of on, on all fours, like a Corgi dicked one leap into the air, um, uh, four footed jump and then makes a claw attack on Ray.
00:24:35
Kyle
what
00:24:36
bladesedge
Uh, that is a, that's only a six. So misses couldn't get him high enough.
00:24:39
Gilmund Graves
Nice.
00:24:40
Tommy
What the hell?
00:24:41
Kyle
Oh, that's crazy.
00:24:44
bladesedge
Um, before Valerius, before you go, uh, footsteps upstairs as a full dash action, uh, gets somebody else that they can't even, they're not gonna, they can't come down unless Bella jumps off right now. So somebody else, uh, Roy, you see somebody else sort of behind Bella say, what's going on down there?
00:25:09
Kyle
Nothing.
00:25:11
bladesedge
Valerius, you're up.
00:25:12
Gilmund Graves
Ha!
00:25:13
Trevor
All right, let's see. um I'm gonna scoot up to the door, take a look in, and this, okay, if this is what I'm looking at, I think I'm going to, I'm gonna cast, um actually no, fuck it, let's, I know they might have an advantage against this, but whatever.
00:25:23
bladesedge
Hm?
00:25:33
Trevor
um I'm gonna use my channel divinity, invocation of night. So I'm going to present my holy symbol and extinguish any source of mundane or magical light within 30 feet.
00:25:45
Trevor
Additionally, each hostile creature within 30 feet that doesn't have total cover must make a consaving throw of 13 or become blinded for four rounds. And they can keep making that save at the end of all their turns.
00:25:58
bladesedge
Nice.
00:25:59
Kyle
It's huge.
00:26:00
bladesedge
So we'll go for this, this dretch right here.
00:26:00
Gilmund Graves
Let's go, Valerius.
00:26:03
bladesedge
He will just make his straight, but he has a plus one. What's the DC?
00:26:08
Trevor
13.
00:26:09
bladesedge
All right. He fails.
00:26:11
Gilmund Graves
Nice.
00:26:11
Trevor
Let's go.
00:26:11
Kyle
Nice.
00:26:11
Tommy
Let's go.
00:26:11
bladesedge
So what is the, what is the color of Valerius?
00:26:12
Gilmund Graves
That's one.
00:26:14
bladesedge
Let me blue. You think moonlight?
00:26:17
Trevor
ah Yeah, yeah, probably like a moonlight blue.
00:26:21
bladesedge
Yeah. I could, I could also go gold or yellow.
00:26:21
Trevor
A little baby blue.
00:26:25
Tommy
I like the blue, I'm gonna be honest.
00:26:26
bladesedge
All right. So.
00:26:26
Trevor
Oh, you can do it. Yeah, actually gold is fine because I was going to cast moonbeam and I was going to make that gold too.
00:26:31
Tommy
Ooh.
00:26:31
Trevor
So we can do gold.
00:26:31
bladesedge
co quo So gold is blinded. um Here is Morganthe. Once again, um not that you're necessarily getting this information peek behind the curtain, but hags, these hags are just way sturdier than they look.
00:26:45
bladesedge
Not only do they have advantage, they both have plus three. ah Here's Morganthe's. It's a natural 20. And Bella Sunbane. Oh, fails.
00:26:54
Tommy
Oh, let's go.
00:26:54
Kyle
Nice.
00:26:55
Tommy
Let's go.
00:26:55
Gilmund Graves
Let's go.
00:26:56
Tommy
She's blind.
00:26:57
bladesedge
She's blinded the, uh, the, there's one that you can't see, which has total cover. So we'll not, we'll not be rolling.
00:27:02
Trevor
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Sweet, that was my action. And then with my bonus action, I'm going to cast Spiritual Weapon.
00:27:16
bladesedge
Okay.
00:27:17
Trevor
Second level spell slot. And I'm gonna fucking put that thing right here. I don't know if you saw that token. I'm just gonna put it like Northwest squared me.
00:27:26
bladesedge
Um, Yeah. Put, put on that thing. Is that something?
00:27:31
Trevor
Put on that tang.
00:27:32
Kyle
and It's so sad that I was also trying to cook in my brain this whole time.
00:27:32
Trevor
Sure.
00:27:37
Gilmund Graves
ah
00:27:38
bladesedge
Put on that thing, cast kind like cast on that thing.
00:27:38
Trevor
ah
00:27:39
Kyle
It's so sad.
00:27:40
Trevor
This one right next to the dredge thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:41
bladesedge
Um, holy on that.
00:27:43
Kyle
ah
00:27:43
bladesedge
Let me think.
00:27:45
Kyle
we'll We'll workshop it. We'll workshop it.
00:27:46
bladesedge
Yeah, we'll work on it. Um, I do have it. Let me just, I'm bringing it over here and then I'm, uh, which, where which, um, square.
00:27:54
Trevor
this one right next to the the dredge thing yeah yeah prolific
00:27:57
bladesedge
Like that right there.
00:28:00
Trevor
And it is going to swing at the dredge, which if it's blinded, does does it get advantage now?
00:28:07
bladesedge
That is if such a good question.
00:28:08
Trevor
Does that hurt?
00:28:09
bladesedge
I always have to look up blinded.
00:28:09
Kyle
I just looked it up, uh, yeah.
00:28:09
Trevor
All right, ah now I know I do too.
00:28:12
bladesedge
I think I believe so.
00:28:12
Trevor
Let's go.
00:28:14
bladesedge
ah Attack rolls against the creature have advantage and the creatures attack roles have disadvantage.
00:28:14
Kyle
And then they have disadvantage.
00:28:14
Trevor
spirit
00:28:19
Trevor
Let's go. All right, advantage.
00:28:21
bladesedge
i Oh, that hit.
00:28:23
Trevor
Noish, 17. Wait, wait, is that right? 12, oh yeah, yeah, 17.
00:28:30
bladesedge
Yeah, 12 plus 5, 17, that hits.
00:28:32
Trevor
Let's go for seven damage.
00:28:34
bladesedge
This little corgi guy, 7 damage, he takes all of that.
00:28:37
Trevor
Tight.
00:28:38
Kyle
huge
00:28:39
Trevor
And then I'm going to just scoot back a little bit, like around this wall.
00:28:43
bladesedge
OK.
00:28:45
Trevor
I'm gonna go five, 10 up here.
00:28:47
bladesedge
OK.
00:28:48
Trevor
Look back against the wall.
00:28:51
bladesedge
Nice.
00:28:51
Trevor
I'll look up at the little Raven calling at us and she'll be like, hey, you wanna help a little bit? Maybe. Wanna get in on this?
00:28:58
bladesedge
um Make your persuasion check.
00:29:03
Trevor
I'm smiling super big. 13.
00:29:06
bladesedge
Okay. Cool. Um, all right. Round two. And we change the music for what is going to be a very scary round. Roy.
00:29:23
Kyle
Hate that.
00:29:24
bladesedge
You're up first.
00:29:25
Trevor
Hey, that.
00:29:25
Gilmund Graves
Oh shit.
00:29:26
Kyle
Hate that more than anything. Why is there boss music? um Okay, is this one on the stairs? This one is blind, right?
00:29:35
bladesedge
The one above you seems blinded.
00:29:37
Kyle
Okay, so I'm gonna attack this one with my spear. They're not Hunter's Mark, so I won't have that extra 1d6. um
00:29:43
bladesedge
True.
00:29:45
Kyle
Wait, also let me make sure...
00:29:50
Kyle
Hunter's Mark only applies for me, right? It doesn't, it's not like, uh, for everyone else as well.
00:29:55
bladesedge
Yes.
00:29:56
Kyle
Okay. All right. Yeah. I'm just going to attack this one with my spear.
00:29:59
bladesedge
Okay.
00:30:01
Kyle
Uh, it's going to be a 23 or a natural 20.
00:30:03
Gilmund Graves
Oh yeah.
00:30:05
Trevor
Oh my god, dude.
00:30:06
Gilmund Graves
You're kidding me.
00:30:06
Tommy
Oh my, dude, he's nuts.
00:30:09
bladesedge
Wow.
00:30:09
Tommy
He woke up and he chose violence.
00:30:11
Gilmund Graves
There's no way.
00:30:11
bladesedge
He said, I'm not letting my guy go.
00:30:15
Kyle
I'm not fucking leaving.
00:30:17
bladesedge
Natural 20 hits Bella Sunbane.
00:30:22
Kyle
All right, and then, so this second one here, the I have a 1d6 plus three, but there's also a 1d8 plus three. That's the two handed attack, right?
00:30:29
bladesedge
Um, yes. So if you, if you just click it, it'll roll it and then you'll just roll another D eight.
00:30:38
Kyle
That's unfortunate.
00:30:38
bladesedge
Okay.
00:30:38
Kyle
Okay.
00:30:39
bladesedge
Oh, that's a four plus a D eight.
00:30:39
Kyle
And then plus another six damage.
00:30:43
bladesedge
Cool. 10. Nothing to sneeze at level four.
00:30:46
Kyle
Hell yeah.
00:30:47
bladesedge
That's great.
00:30:48
Kyle
And I'm gonna use my bonus action. to use Ray. And Ray is also going to attack um Bella.
00:31:01
bladesedge
Okay.
00:31:01
Kyle
This is going to be...
00:31:04
bladesedge
Yeah, I would say roll me. Um, We're going to roll me a luck check. Roll me a D 20 on an 11 through 20. That's good for you on a one through 10.
00:31:15
bladesedge
That's bad for you.
00:31:17
Kyle
Nine.
00:31:19
bladesedge
and for So Ray from where Ray is currently positioned.
00:31:19
Gilmund Graves
So close.
00:31:23
bladesedge
Um, Bella is ah above Ray because the ceilings are only 10 feet high or eight feet high, but the stairs go all the way up right there.
00:31:29
Kyle
Okay.
00:31:33
bladesedge
So Ray to attack Bella would need to move to this space.
00:31:38
Kyle
Uh.
00:31:38
bladesedge
which would incur an opportunity attack.
00:31:41
Kyle
That would be unfortunate if Rey had the ability to incur opportunity attacks.
00:31:47
bladesedge
We love it.
00:31:48
Trevor
Oh.
00:31:49
bladesedge
Fly by, baby.
00:31:49
Kyle
It has flyby.
00:31:49
Trevor
Oh.
00:31:51
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, buddy.
00:31:52
Kyle
So he's gonna walk over here.
00:31:53
Gilmund Graves
Go Ghouls.
00:31:56
Kyle
ah So it's gonna be a 1d20. Okay roll 1d20 to hit I believe to hit is it just a straight 1d20 I have a ah Yeah, no, I have it right here Oh
00:32:00
bladesedge
Yes, and you can roll that at advantage because Bella is ah blinded.
00:32:11
bladesedge
Uh. Probably not, no. But I've sent you the stat block for that multiple times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely not. It's probably plus your something or other.
00:32:22
Kyle
your spell attack modifier This is 12 plus
00:32:27
bladesedge
So plus your wisdom.
00:32:33
bladesedge
A 16 is not the 17 AC of the witches.
00:32:36
Kyle
Oh, no, no, sorry. It's a plus six misspell attack bonus. So 18.
00:32:41
bladesedge
Okay.
00:32:41
Gilmund Graves
Oh nice.
00:32:42
bladesedge
Well, then it, well, that's, um, well, that's your spell attack to hit.
00:32:42
Trevor
God damn.
00:32:48
bladesedge
So let's go ahead and let's figure this out. Let's do this together.
00:32:53
bladesedge
and dooo
00:32:58
bladesedge
Tasha's college of everything is the one that you are using. I actually have that book in person. I could just look at it. ah Beast master companion. So beast of the sky. That is a D. Your spell attack modifier to hit a spell attack modifier. So that is on your character sheets. Yes, your spell attack modifier is a plus six.
00:33:27
Kyle
ah said there's ah There's modifier and then there's spell attack.
00:33:31
Gilmund Graves
So I think Spell Attack includes your proficiency bonus so that it scales, otherwise it's just your wisdom.
00:33:32
Kyle
ah Spell attack.
00:33:38
bladesedge
Let's go ahead and check real quick. Yeah. Spell attack modifiers plus four spell attacks plus six. That's a good question. Um, we can say it's, let's say it's the plus six for now.
00:33:48
Kyle
The wording's a little confusing, I'm not gonna lie.
00:33:51
bladesedge
Uh, yeah.
00:33:53
Gilmund Graves
Dungeons and Dragons, confusing wording, open to interpretation.
00:33:56
Trevor
i didn't mean to roll that
00:33:57
bladesedge
Let's get, um, okay. So you, so he, your, your, um, he hits.
00:34:07
Kyle
Okay, and then it's gonna be a 1d4 plus 3 plus my proficiency bonus, which is 2.
00:34:08
Gilmund Graves
Good job, Ray.
00:34:16
Gilmund Graves
Let's go, sweet baby Ray.
00:34:16
Kyle
1d4 plus damage.
00:34:16
bladesedge
plus five.
00:34:21
Trevor
I didn't mean to roll that.
00:34:23
bladesedge
Nothing to sneeze at.
00:34:24
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, that'll do.
00:34:24
bladesedge
another your first Your first round you did with 35 damage. Now you did 16. You're still doing good.
00:34:33
Kyle
Hey man, someone's got to do damage.
00:34:36
bladesedge
And is that is that your turn?
00:34:38
Tommy
Is so true.
00:34:38
Kyle
That will be my turn.
00:34:40
bladesedge
OK.
00:34:44
bladesedge
Morgantha takes a step to the side and looks at you Roy on the stairs and says, no, no, no, you're causing the most problems. Time to light you up. ah You see her take out a bit of fur.
00:35:08
bladesedge
and a rod of glass, wrap the fur around the rod, point the glass rod at you with her hands wrapped around it, the strength you didn't know, clasp her hands around the glass, breaking it as a bolt of lightning is shot straight through Rey and you. I need you and Rey to both make dexterity saving throws.
00:35:37
Gilmund Graves
Come on, buddy.
00:35:42
Kyle
I roll a 22.
00:35:43
Gilmund Graves
Oh oh yeah, Ray can tank this guaranteed.
00:35:43
Trevor
Fire.
00:35:43
bladesedge
That's a safe.
00:35:46
Kyle
Beast of the sky.
00:35:47
Tommy
I believe in Ray.
00:35:55
Kyle
Dexterity saving throw.
00:35:56
bladesedge
So if it doesn't have one, that just means you roll just a deck check, which for the visa of the sky is a plus three, it looks like.
00:36:02
Kyle
The five for Ray.
00:36:07
bladesedge
Okay. So unfortunately you will take half this damage. Ray will take all of it as a bolt of lightning is shot out from this shattered glass through Ray and through you as Ray takes 29 points of lightning damage.
00:36:23
bladesedge
And do you take 14 Ray, much like Istra poofs.
00:36:25
Kyle
Ray is dead.
00:36:26
Gilmund Graves
Oh.
00:36:33
Gilmund Graves
Well, she may not have gone super Saiyan, but she did blast off a Kamehameha.
00:36:33
Kyle
twenty nine
00:36:39
Kyle
That's not good.
00:36:46
Kyle
human
00:36:50
Gilmund Graves
I'm in the oven, yo.
00:36:53
bladesedge
the oven, you're dancing with Alma.
00:36:55
Gilmund Graves
Yeah baby, this is the best day of my life.
00:36:57
bladesedge
ah You're dancing with Alma this.
00:37:04
bladesedge
ah
00:37:04
Gilmund Graves
Mr. Blue Sky is playing in the background.
00:37:06
bladesedge
At this point, no, in enough time has passed for anybody for Valerius of Esrak and Roy. ah This is not something that Gilman is kind of making saves on. This is something that he will be like this for five hours unless you do something about it.
00:37:21
Kyle
Oh, fire.
00:37:24
bladesedge
That is the end of Gilman's turn.
00:37:25
Gilmund Graves
Oh boy.
00:37:27
Tommy
So you're saying like, even, I don't know. This is like meta gaming. Like even if we get them out of the oven, he's still going to be like micro dosing or what I pull out my knife.
00:37:34
bladesedge
um No, uh, this trance, this is a peep behind the curtain, but this is not good.
00:37:37
Gilmund Graves
Microdosing pastries? Yeah.
00:37:42
bladesedge
This is, this is going poorly for you guys. So the trance ends if the affected creature takes any damage or if someone else uses an action to shake the creature out of its stupor. So an action, or you can do damage to him.
00:37:55
bladesedge
Okay.
00:37:57
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
00:37:58
Kyle
us
00:37:58
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:37:58
Trevor
That's just silly little poke.
00:37:59
bladesedge
Um, um and Valerius for this blinded condition, is that at the start of their turns or the end of their turns?
00:38:06
Trevor
Let's find out. Features and trades.
00:38:12
Kyle
I didn't roll with advantage
00:38:12
Trevor
Infected creature makes a new saving throw at the end of each of its turns.
00:38:17
bladesedge
And okay, cool. um
00:38:22
bladesedge
Alright, this Bella, Bella Sunbane is going to do two things, Roy. The first is Bella's hand, which looks like just kind of like an old lady's hand lashes out at you, Roy.
00:38:37
bladesedge
even though she's blinded. She knows you're right there, you just attacked her. She's lashing out and as her hand comes close to you, the visage of this old lady's hand sort of disappears and you instead see this claw. As she makes a claw attack on you at disadvantage.
00:38:58
bladesedge
So unfortunately that is still a 23 to hit.
00:39:02
Kyle
um Um... I'm gonna use...
00:39:11
Kyle
I'm gonna use silvery barbs as my reaction to have a reroll.
00:39:13
bladesedge
Okay. That'll give her another role and you get to give somebody advantage. Who do you want to give advantage to for their next role?
00:39:24
Kyle
ah Um... We'll do vesrak.
00:39:30
bladesedge
Cool.
00:39:31
Tommy
Nice.
00:39:31
bladesedge
Vesrak, you have advantage on your next role.
00:39:33
Tommy
It's going to be used to, uh, wake up. gill
00:39:36
bladesedge
It's okay. Only if it's it's a role.
00:39:37
Trevor
I missed the first step.
00:39:39
Tommy
I was, I started spiraling being like, I'm going to fucking miss and I'm like, I'm useless.
00:39:45
Kyle
Just shake him.
00:39:46
bladesedge
Uh, which brings her her claw attack to you, Roy, to a 14.
00:39:53
Kyle
A 14?
00:39:54
bladesedge
Set it.
00:39:57
Kyle
Yeah, that hits, that's my AC.
00:39:58
bladesedge
OK, so as the claw hits you.
00:40:05
bladesedge
um You take 18 points of slashing damage.
00:40:08
Kyle
Dude. Dude. Ow.
00:40:14
bladesedge
That is, uh, well, before our turn and she does the same thing as Morgantha, knowing the layout of their hut, she ah takes a step off the stairs. I'll roll it. I'll roll a deck save for her. It's just a plus two. What's called it a DC 15 or she'll be prone. Uh, I rolled a dirty 20. I'm rolling hot. She's not prone. She still takes one D six falling damage.
00:40:37
bladesedge
One, I'm rolling really well for them. um And Roy, you do get an opportunity attack.
00:40:45
Kyle
And I will use that. Is this, they're still blind, right? Is this an advantage?
00:40:49
bladesedge
She's still blinded. Yeah, yeah, she's still blinded. You have advantage.
00:40:54
Kyle
Lord, if you love me, you will let me nat 20 again.
00:41:01
Kyle
Oh, 23 to hit.
00:41:02
Gilmund Graves
Oh, damn.
00:41:02
Trevor
Damn.
00:41:03
bladesedge
23 does hit, yes.
00:41:05
Trevor
So close.
00:41:06
Gilmund Graves
You've been fighting ferociously though, Roy.
00:41:08
Kyle
Or six damage.
00:41:09
bladesedge
You really have. Yeah. You should be calculating all this damage to between you and Ray 35 and then 16 and now six, your five and 22 is 55, 57 ish.
00:41:22
bladesedge
I don't know if you want to keep track.
00:41:23
Kyle
yeah
00:41:24
bladesedge
It might be fun. Um, that's her turn at the end of her turn. She'll make another con save. Uh, it's just a plus three of hilarious to beat a 14, right?
00:41:34
Trevor
B to 13.
00:41:35
bladesedge
13. Okay.
00:41:36
Trevor
I mean, yeah, yeah fucking 14, dude.
00:41:38
bladesedge
She was a natural 19 for 22. She's at the end of her turn, no longer blinded.
00:41:43
Trevor
um Beans.
00:41:46
bladesedge
Vesrak, you're up. Gilman in the oven. You've already opened the door. Looks like he's in a dream state. What do you what are you going to do?
00:41:57
Tommy
Yeah, I need to wake him up. um So can I just use my action to shake him awake or do I have to like physically attack him?
00:42:02
bladesedge
No, you can just use your action to wake him up, just shake him out of it.
00:42:05
Tommy
OK, I'm going to use my action to shake him out of it.
00:42:09
bladesedge
Nice. Do you say anything or what do you do?
00:42:11
Tommy
um I like grab Gil by both the shoulders and be like, we got to find your sister. We got she's still here, Gil. You could save her. Wake up and I give a slap.
00:42:25
bladesedge
You know, the visit.
00:42:27
Tommy
Use that anger. Come on! We need you! Wake up! Kill these hands!
00:42:32
bladesedge
The visage of your sister goes away as you come to and you're sitting in an oven looking out at children's bones littering the floor.
00:42:35
Gilmund Graves
No!
00:42:41
bladesedge
You are now awake.
00:42:41
Gilmund Graves
No!
00:42:44
Gilmund Graves
Send me back!
00:42:45
Tommy
Get in there!
00:42:46
Gilmund Graves
Why? Why did you do that?
00:42:47
Tommy
Get in there!
00:42:48
Trevor
It's a bite of another cupcake. She's knocking herself out.
00:42:55
bladesedge
um vzrack You still have your bonus action or your movements.
00:43:01
Tommy
um I'm just gonna walk deeper into the room. I need to give some moral support ah to my boy Roy and just be like We got it we're going toe-to-toe, baby. I don't know I'm fucking lost Gil get in there
00:43:21
Trevor
Holy shit.
00:43:21
bladesedge
Okay. Um, the, it is the dretches turn.
00:43:25
Trevor
I fucking lost.
00:43:28
bladesedge
He's, he's blinded. So he's going to, I'm going to say just for continuity sake here, he is going to his turn right here is going to be wasted.
00:43:39
bladesedge
He's going to attack the spiritual weapon twice. He feels it in front of him. He knows it hit him and he goes to bite and claw it. And now knows he cannot do that, but wastes his turn finding that out as he's blinded.
00:43:52
Trevor
Hell yeah.
00:43:53
bladesedge
Doesn't know what's in front of him. So at the end of his turn here, he'll make a con saves plus one to be the 14. It is not he's still blinded.
00:44:02
Trevor
Let's go.
00:44:03
bladesedge
Um,
00:44:06
bladesedge
I will say he'll he'll he'll just move here. They miss five feet kind of towards the door, stumbling out of the way. OK, he moves there now. Roy.
00:44:25
Kyle
Yep.
00:44:26
bladesedge
Coming down the stairs.
00:44:29
Kyle
Oh, hell i yeah
00:44:30
bladesedge
The third and final.
00:44:34
Gilmund Graves
Oh my gosh, are these are these ladies from Hocus Pocus, man?
00:44:35
Kyle
Oh my God.
00:44:37
Gilmund Graves
What is this? I can't remember.
00:44:38
bladesedge
ah Yeah, this is the girl from that's Halloween town.
00:44:39
Kyle
That's Halloween town.
00:44:40
Tommy
There's a Halloween town.
00:44:42
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:44:42
Tommy
Yeah.
00:44:42
Gilmund Graves
Halloween Town shit, man.
00:44:42
Tommy
Halloween. I got them. Got them.
00:44:44
Gilmund Graves
What the hell?
00:44:44
bladesedge
um Oh.
00:44:45
Kyle
The other one's Hocus Pocus.
00:44:45
Tommy
We almost watched Halloween town last night.
00:44:47
bladesedge
Oh, Folly.
00:44:47
Kyle
I love, that was my favorite movie.
00:44:49
bladesedge
Oh, Folly, a worm wiggle.
00:44:53
Gilmund Graves
Oh no.
00:44:53
bladesedge
um Makes her way to the top of the stairs.
00:44:55
Trevor
Do what?
00:44:59
bladesedge
And. um
00:45:04
Trevor
Just trying to wiggle your worm, Roy.
00:45:04
bladesedge
Is going to.
00:45:06
Gilmund Graves
Yeah. Roy's worm is not wiggling to this granny.
00:45:12
bladesedge
but but but bow
00:45:15
Gilmund Graves
Very granny centered week for me. Dan to Dan's out now. ah Grandma MILF. You guys watch that show yet?
00:45:23
Trevor
What?
00:45:24
Gilmund Graves
No?
00:45:24
Kyle
Huh?
00:45:24
Trevor
I didn't catch any of that shit.
00:45:24
Tommy
Hey, hey those those of us that get it get it and those of us that down down and I for one get it
00:45:27
Gilmund Graves
Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:29
bladesedge
on
00:45:30
Gilmund Graves
New, it new anime that's out.
00:45:31
Trevor
oh
00:45:32
Gilmund Graves
It's fantastic.
00:45:32
bladesedge
Um, this lady is going to do a classic, a classic, probably which move just to kind of survey the scene here. She's going to cast a spell.
00:45:44
bladesedge
And, um, as she does three, um, three, we'll call them like like massive gnats, fly out of her robes, stinky gnats, uh, fly out of her robes and fly towards, um, uh, Roy, Vesrak, and, uh, Gil.
00:46:14
Gilmund Graves
yeah
00:46:14
bladesedge
And each of you...
00:46:19
bladesedge
So Roy, you take four points of force damage.
00:46:24
Tommy
She's magic. Is she magic missiling us, Brian?
00:46:26
bladesedge
Yes. Vesrak, you get two two points of force damage.
00:46:32
Tommy
What I would give to have access to this fireball spell, Brian, you have no idea.
00:46:35
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
00:46:36
bladesedge
yeah ah Gilman, you take five points of force damage.
00:46:40
Gilmund Graves
Course. Yeah, let's do it.
00:46:41
bladesedge
four to five, that is her, uh, action as she surveys the room, not knowing if anybody's concentrating on any spells or what's going on, which Roy, uh, reminds me, you've been concentrating on Hunter's Mark.
00:46:54
bladesedge
I need you to make three concentration checks for me, which are constitution saving throws first for the lightning bolts, then for the claw, and then for the magic missile, all of them are DC 10.
00:47:02
Kyle
Okay.
00:47:08
Kyle
Okay.
00:47:13
Kyle
Help.
00:47:13
Gilmund Graves
Okay.
00:47:14
bladesedge
No need. Hunter's Mark is gone with a nine.
00:47:19
bladesedge
OK, that is her turn.
00:47:21
Kyle
Ah.
00:47:23
bladesedge
Valerius, you are outside. You hear stuff going on inside.
00:47:29
Trevor
Yep, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna go five feet to here, so I can see inside.
00:47:31
bladesedge
Raven looking at you.
00:47:37
bladesedge
OK.
00:47:40
Trevor
I see this guy.
00:47:41
bladesedge
Face to face with this dretch.
00:47:43
Trevor
I'm going to, I'm gonna pump fake him, like I'm gonna punch him, but then I'm just gonna use my bonus action to spiritual weapon, hit him.
00:47:53
bladesedge
Nice, he's still blinded, so you sell advantage.
00:47:55
Trevor
Let's go.
00:47:56
Kyle
He doesn't see that at all.
00:47:58
Trevor
Hell yeah, 23 for a big four damage.
00:48:00
bladesedge
That hits.
00:48:04
bladesedge
For damage.
00:48:04
Trevor
And then um I'm going to cast Moonbeam. um Right, yeah, yeah.
00:48:19
Trevor
Wait, can I...
00:48:19
bladesedge
ahll let I'll let you draw it on there.
00:48:22
Trevor
Can I move this once I draw it? Okay, so I'm drawing a five foot one, but I want to move it, yay, right there.
00:48:24
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:48:29
bladesedge
Cool.
00:48:31
Trevor
So it's between those two.
00:48:32
bladesedge
Yeah. Morgantha and Bella all of a sudden caught in between this moonbeam. So do they both roll?
00:48:38
Trevor
Con saves of 13.
00:48:40
bladesedge
Consays of 13. They both have advantage on these and plus three. So Morgantha roll Bella rolls a natural 20.
00:48:54
Tommy
Brian, stop it, dude.
00:48:54
Trevor
Damn.
00:48:54
Kyle
i mean I'm gonna cry, man.
00:48:56
Tommy
Brian, these women have rolled two at two or three Nat 20s, all right?
00:48:59
Kyle
Yeah,
00:49:02
Tommy
Take it easy.
00:49:02
Kyle
yeah but then again, so have I.
00:49:02
Trevor
oh
00:49:04
Trevor
They'll just take, they'll take five radiant damage.
00:49:04
Tommy
No, it's okay when you do it. It's all right when you do it, all right?
00:49:06
Kyle
ah
00:49:09
bladesedge
Okay. Um, and then is there something about, uh, people's forms in these or something like that?
00:49:17
Trevor
About people's what?
00:49:18
bladesedge
Like their forms, there's like something about like shape changers or something.
00:49:18
Trevor
Oh, oh, let me see. ah must joseph
00:49:24
bladesedge
I was like, I guess maybe they'd shape changers make the save a disadvantage.
00:49:26
Trevor
Oh, shape changer makes its saving throw with disadvantage.
00:49:30
bladesedge
Cool. So it would have been a four for Morgantha.
00:49:33
Trevor
Hell yeah.
00:49:33
bladesedge
Uh, so she was worth seven total. She would have failed still in 19 for Bella. So Bella still takes five.
00:49:37
Trevor
Okay, so yeah, 10 for the one and then five for the other.
00:49:41
bladesedge
And then does it take them out of their form or no?
00:49:43
Trevor
If it fails, it also instantly re reverts to its original form and can't assume a different form until it leaves the spells light.
00:49:50
bladesedge
Okay. Uh, you see where Morgantha was standing, this old lady, you now see this.
00:50:02
Kyle
Oh.
00:50:02
bladesedge
Horned.
00:50:03
Tommy
you know what
00:50:03
Gilmund Graves
ah
00:50:05
Tommy
yeah
00:50:06
bladesedge
hor and
00:50:06
Gilmund Graves
Tommy's like smash next question.
00:50:07
bladesedge
Horned.
00:50:07
Tommy
you know ah
00:50:08
Gilmund Graves
ah
00:50:08
bladesedge
Hear me out.
00:50:09
Tommy
you know what
00:50:12
Kyle
Tommy's like, can I say something?
00:50:12
Trevor
That's funny.
00:50:14
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:50:15
Gilmund Graves
Hear me out, hear me out, okay?
00:50:16
Kyle
Hear me out.
00:50:17
bladesedge
This this.
00:50:17
Trevor
Not a fucking word.
00:50:19
bladesedge
Horned purple skins. Pretty tall night hag standing in front of you.
00:50:28
Trevor
Damn.
00:50:29
Tommy
You know what? Just to clarify, there's not a lot of options in the Underdark, right? Yeah. So, You know what? hey, you get it where you can, okay?
00:50:34
Gilmund Graves
this this is
00:50:35
Kyle
Mm.
00:50:36
bladesedge
Um, all right, Valerius. Um, and are you concentrating on that now?
00:50:41
Trevor
Yeah.
00:50:42
bladesedge
And so does that, is the blinded thing also concentration or no?
00:50:45
Trevor
Nope.
00:50:45
bladesedge
Okay, cool. Um, and then action, bonus action, any movement?
00:50:51
Trevor
I did the bonus action, no movement. And also just to remember the, the, the blindness thing lasts for, I mean, they keep making the saves obviously, but after I want to say it's three or four round, four rounds, it's done automatically.
00:51:07
bladesedge
Nice.
00:51:07
Trevor
So they stopped making saves.
00:51:08
bladesedge
Cool.
00:51:09
Trevor
That's gone.
00:51:10
bladesedge
All right. Top of round three, Roy, you're on the stairs, staring down Halloween town of failure. Warm wiggle on the ground covered in a moonbeam are a Bella Sun vein and more Gamtha, the night hag.
00:51:21
Kyle
yeah
00:51:28
bladesedge
Uh, there's also a dretch. What do you do?
00:51:33
Kyle
um Yeah, it it's at this point that I think Roy for the first time in a long time ah is feeling genuine fear and assessing the situation and not really kind of like beginning to come to terms with ah with the fact that this might be the end for him.
00:51:54
Kyle
um But despite of that, he's going to fight his hardest um until there's nothing left.
00:52:00
bladesedge
Okay.
00:52:02
Kyle
So if if I move here, is that an opportunity attack from the one on the stairs?
00:52:07
bladesedge
Um, no.
00:52:09
Kyle
Okay, I'm gonna move here.
00:52:11
bladesedge
Cause you're not really that far up on the stairs here. You are really kind of just moving laterally that maybe it's like a step or two down, but you're you're still within her reach.
00:52:13
Kyle
Yeah.
00:52:17
Kyle
For sure.
00:52:19
bladesedge
Like she could still attack you from where she is.
00:52:20
Kyle
Yeah, yeah.
00:52:20
bladesedge
So no.
00:52:22
Kyle
And I'm going to attack Bella again.
00:52:24
bladesedge
Okay.
00:52:27
Kyle
So no advantage. Oh, dude, it was so close.
00:52:30
Trevor
Ugh.
00:52:30
Kyle
It was so close.
00:52:32
Gilmund Graves
If, if you got a third Nat 20, I mean, by Dub C, Sir Roy, Sir Halovich, I know.
00:52:37
Kyle
i'm yeah I'm truly doing everything that I can.
00:52:42
bladesedge
A 13 unfortunately will miss.
00:52:42
Kyle
um
00:52:49
Kyle
Yeah, it's looking like that's going to... Okay, so...
00:52:59
Kyle
It's not showing me if I have any second level spell slots left at all. It doesn't even give me the... It only says I have three first level slots. And then...
00:53:09
bladesedge
Yeah, I don't think you as a half caster have even unlocked second level spell slots yet.
00:53:13
Kyle
Well, I have Misty Step.
00:53:16
bladesedge
You. Yeah, that's from the feet that you took. Called Faye touched.
00:53:24
Kyle
Oh, it's once per long rest, so I have Misty Step right now.
00:53:25
Trevor
Fire feet.
00:53:26
bladesedge
Yes, you can use that once for long rest, so you you have that to use, and then once you use that, you cannot do it again.
00:53:33
Kyle
Okay. I'm going to use Misty step to.
00:53:36
bladesedge
Hmm.
00:53:42
Kyle
I'm going to teleport out of the room.
00:53:47
bladesedge
that upstairs or outside.
00:53:49
Kyle
Outside. So like.
00:53:50
Tommy
Big gulp from Bezrak.
00:53:52
bladesedge
All right, we're outside behind Valerius.
00:53:55
Kyle
Hold on, let me see here.
00:53:57
bladesedge
There's have to s be somewhere you can see though.
00:53:59
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, which is, it would be, I think this square is the only one that I can see.
00:54:03
bladesedge
Cool.
00:54:05
Kyle
um
00:54:05
bladesedge
Make a um make a flat persuasion check as you get outside.
00:54:12
Kyle
Um... Persuasion check. What do you mean flat persuasion check?
00:54:16
bladesedge
No advantage, just a roll, just a roll.
00:54:16
Kyle
Just a... Okay, yeah.
00:54:20
Kyle
15.
00:54:21
bladesedge
Okay. Anything else?
00:54:24
Kyle
um Um... That'll be it. Is it an action to switch to my bow or can I just like in that process just switch to my long bow?
00:54:32
bladesedge
Yeah, you can switch your lumbar.
00:54:33
Kyle
Cool.
00:54:34
bladesedge
Okay.
00:54:35
Kyle
That'll be it.
00:54:35
bladesedge
Um, Morgantha's turn. Does she take that, that and the moon beam at the start of her turn as well?
00:54:43
Trevor
Yes, yeah, when that when a creature enters its, or starts its turn there, or it enters it for the first time.
00:54:50
bladesedge
Nice. So is that shape change thing? Is that only if they are shape changed or is she still rolling it at disadvantage or now that she's back?
00:54:57
Trevor
Any, I think it says any shape changers, but let me double check. Here, I can all display, so you guys can see this as well.
00:55:05
bladesedge
Yeah.
00:55:05
Trevor
A shape changer makes its saving throw with disadvantage.
00:55:09
bladesedge
Right. But then it instant instantly reverses.
00:55:10
Gilmund Graves
If it fails, it also instantly reverts to its original form.
00:55:11
Trevor
Period.
00:55:13
bladesedge
Oh, okay.
00:55:13
Gilmund Graves
So I would say that a shape changer is still going to be making it a disadvantage.
00:55:14
bladesedge
Cool.
00:55:14
Trevor
Yeah.
00:55:14
bladesedge
I need your trans after I'll be the
00:55:16
Trevor
Yeah, it just says a shape changer makes it a disadvantage period.
00:55:19
bladesedge
I'll let you know if that is the ruling, but I appreciate your input, but let's, let's go ahead and we'll roll a D 20 plus three 13.
00:55:21
Gilmund Graves
True.
00:55:28
Trevor
That's my, yeah, that is it. So it saves and takes, oh, half of seven.
00:55:31
bladesedge
Cool.
00:55:38
bladesedge
For three. Okay. Still good. And then she'll, she's going to move.
00:55:40
Trevor
Half.
00:55:44
bladesedge
Um, she's going to go through Bella's token to there.
00:55:52
bladesedge
Five, 10, 15. Now I get a very fun, I get a fun moment here where I'm going to do something suboptimal, but very scary.
00:56:09
bladesedge
I think I find this to be a very, very scary thing to do personally.
00:56:18
Gilmund Graves
Oh, I've been scared.
00:56:20
bladesedge
Um, Vesrak.
00:56:23
Tommy
Yeah what's up?
00:56:24
bladesedge
Uh, she moves straight up to you, this drow from the underdark, um, and sort of with her long claw, uh, with the nail sort of gently tugs at the, um, maybe symbol of, um, the spider queen.
00:56:26
Gilmund Graves
Nope!
00:56:28
Tommy
I'm sweating.
00:56:44
bladesedge
And she like leans into you and says, Oh, spider queen. Hmm. Did you hear the news? They didn't cresc. The burgle master was found dead. Poisoned by barrels with the symbol of the spider queen on them. How fun. And then she is cooking the speed of light goes to grapple you. Uh, I need you to make a strength check.
00:57:13
Tommy
Okay, ah for those of you that remember I have a minus 3 to my strength.
00:57:19
Trevor
Oh no.
00:57:20
Kyle
on
00:57:20
Tommy
All right, that's about it.
00:57:21
bladesedge
She has a she has a plus four with twenty one.
00:57:21
Kyle
it's fine
00:57:21
Gilmund Graves
Oh.
00:57:24
bladesedge
You got it.
00:57:24
Gilmund Graves
Not 20 baby, not 20, not 20, not 20, not 20, not 20.
00:57:25
bladesedge
You got an add twenty for me.
00:57:27
Tommy
Nah, that's that six.
00:57:28
Gilmund Graves
Oh no.
00:57:31
bladesedge
OK.
00:57:32
Tommy
She's hugging me.
00:57:33
bladesedge
She grabs you and begins dragging you up the stairs.
00:57:36
Tommy
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:57:37
Trevor
Sheesh.
00:57:37
Gilmund Graves
No.
00:57:40
bladesedge
ah She'll only get to right there for now, as she's already used some of her movement, but you are considered grappled and she is dragging you upstairs.
00:57:46
Kyle
It's fine.
00:57:47
Tommy
Oh no, dude. Oh no.
00:57:52
bladesedge
OK.
00:57:53
Tommy
I'm so scared.
00:57:55
bladesedge
OK, Gilman, you awake in an oven in time to see Roy make a couple of attacks covered in blood and bamf out of this room, Valyrias and his ah spiritual weapon standing by the door with this creature next to the oven and Vesrak being dragged upstairs while there's two old ladies and a like demon looking purple skinned night hag.
00:57:57
Trevor
Hey!
00:58:18
bladesedge
Your turn.
00:58:19
Gilmund Graves
Uh, yeah, so I crawl out of the oven kind of slowly. Uh, you see tears streaming down my face. Um, and for the first time, probably all campaign, you see a genuine smile on Gilman's face. Going to run forward and leap at, um, what was this lady's name again?
00:58:45
bladesedge
ah The one on in the moonbeam, that's Bella Sunbane.
00:58:46
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
00:58:49
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, so I ah calmly climb out and then rush forward, and I'm just gonna do a flurry of dagger swings on Bella.
00:58:55
bladesedge
OK.
00:59:00
Gilmund Graves
um And the first attack is going to be a natural one.
00:59:07
bladesedge
OK, natural one misses.
00:59:08
Gilmund Graves
And then the second attack bonus action is gonna be a 23.
00:59:14
bladesedge
23 hits we'll, we'll rule for now. Cause this is not going well for you guys that the spiritual weapon is a, we'll give you sneak attack. But I, I think that, that will count, but I'll have to look into that later, but I do love.
00:59:25
Gilmund Graves
Oh, okay.
00:59:27
bladesedge
Ooh. 14.
00:59:29
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, 14 damage. um
00:59:31
bladesedge
That's a lot.
00:59:33
Gilmund Graves
And then, let's see, that's all that's all she wrote. That's all she wrote, gang.
00:59:43
bladesedge
Okay. Gilman running out of the oven, two attacks on Bella hitting, dealing a significant amount of damage. And then it's her turn and she succeeds on the moon um beam, but you can ah go ahead and and still roll that damage.
00:59:58
Trevor
Nice.
01:00:03
Trevor
Nine.
01:00:04
bladesedge
Nine halves to four, radiance.
01:00:05
Trevor
Four.
01:00:07
bladesedge
Um, and then Gilman, you get, um, uh, an opportunity attack as she, uh, leaves, uh, takes those hits, looks towards the door.
01:00:21
bladesedge
Uh, 21, 21 hits.
01:00:21
Gilmund Graves
21.
01:00:22
bladesedge
And I think you get, you get sneak attack on that, I believe.
01:00:25
Gilmund Graves
Should.
01:00:25
bladesedge
Not having your turn. Uh, boom. 13 points of damage to Bella right after 14. That's 27. That's huge coming out of your stupor. She's going to leave your, um, space and she'll go, uh,
01:00:44
bladesedge
this way. Uh, right to the door and she will.
01:00:56
bladesedge
Get right there.
01:01:01
bladesedge
And let me just take a look.
01:01:02
Trevor
um Reaction closed the door Okay I'm gonna just a gear attempt to
01:01:06
Tommy
It's so true.
01:01:06
bladesedge
Her stat block really quickly. um She is just going to make a claw attack on you, Valerius.
01:01:19
bladesedge
An attempt to break your concentration at the natural 20.
01:01:24
Tommy
Hey, Brian, what what do we say about you rolling out to one of these pens?
01:01:27
Gilmund Graves
Oh.
01:01:30
Trevor
I'm going to use Ward of Shadows. um When you're attacked by a creature that can be blinded within 30 feet, use your reaction to impose disadvantage.
01:01:39
bladesedge
OK.
01:01:40
Tommy
Oh, Trev, you're so good at this game.
01:01:40
Gilmund Graves
Huge.
01:01:41
bladesedge
So she will roll again.
01:01:41
Kyle
That is huge.
01:01:43
Trevor
I just don't want it to be a Nat 20.
01:01:43
Gilmund Graves
I love it.
01:01:45
Trevor
Oh, that's probably still going to hit.
01:01:45
bladesedge
The 14.
01:01:45
Kyle
Yeah.
01:01:47
Trevor
Yeah, that definitely still...
01:01:48
Kyle
2 plus 7 to hit.
01:01:48
Trevor
Oh, yeah, that hits.
01:01:49
bladesedge
OK. All right. um But very good, because it's now now it's to the eight plus four rather than 48 plus four.
01:01:59
Trevor
Yeah, that would have fucking hurt.
01:02:01
bladesedge
I think 19 points of slashing damage.
01:02:03
Gilmund Graves
Oh, almost max damage, almost max damage.
01:02:03
Tommy
Oh, hey, hey, Brian.
01:02:07
Kyle
Dude.
01:02:07
bladesedge
Uh-huh. And I need you to roll a con check for your DC 10 for your moonbeam. and
01:02:12
Trevor
Shit, moonbeam drops.
01:02:16
bladesedge
Not great. Not great.
01:02:20
Kyle
at all.
01:02:20
bladesedge
Um, okay. Vesrak, you are grappled and being dragged upstairs.
01:02:30
Tommy
Yeah, I'm going to take both my hands and I'm going to put them, I'm going to like grasp granny by the head.
01:02:31
bladesedge
Is your turn. Uh-huh.
01:02:38
Tommy
Both my eyes turning from a red to a black.
01:02:41
bladesedge
Mm-hm.
01:02:41
Tommy
I whisper a prayer to the spider mommy as I cast Tasha's mind whip on her. And I just just go, you're locked in here with me.
01:02:51
bladesedge
OK.
01:02:54
Tommy
I'm the mad mage.
01:02:56
Trevor
Yeah, let's go oh this is turning into the
01:02:59
Tommy
And she needs to make a TC 13 intelligence saving throws.
01:02:59
Kyle
ah
01:03:04
Tommy
I cast Tasha's mind whip on her.
01:03:05
Gilmund Graves
Come on, come on.
01:03:06
Kyle
Just give us one man This is ridiculous
01:03:06
Gilmund Graves
If we get one roll, if we get one roll our side, this has to be it.
01:03:06
Tommy
Come on!
01:03:07
Trevor
yeah this has to please please for the RP oh
01:03:08
Tommy
Come on!
01:03:10
bladesedge
um
01:03:12
Gilmund Graves
Brian, oh, I rolled a 97. Oh, yeah.
01:03:14
Tommy
Fuck!
01:03:16
bladesedge
21.
01:03:18
Tommy
Why do they have advantage on all these?
01:03:22
bladesedge
It looks like these witches have of magic resistance.
01:03:22
Tommy
Alright, she did-
01:03:26
bladesedge
Advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
01:03:27
Tommy
That's fucked up. I'm a wizard. He's not fair. That's all I can do. All right. Roll for damage.
01:03:35
Trevor
i could oh no
01:03:40
Tommy
She takes ah half of that. so thirteen So she takes seven damage.
01:03:47
bladesedge
six she
01:03:48
Tommy
Six. I was trying to be generous.
01:03:53
bladesedge
takes six points of psychic damage uh you say i'm the mad mage and she looks like she's about to say the name of she goes you're not and then she goes but ah sorry she takes six points of psychic damage
01:03:55
Tommy
go i staring so
01:03:59
Trevor
That's all I can do. Oh no.
01:04:05
Tommy
oh Yeah, that's all I got. um a go
01:04:13
bladesedge
Okay. Uh, it is the dretches turn who's blinded, who will make his two attacks at Valerius at the door at disadvantage.
01:04:14
Kyle
Yeah.
01:04:22
bladesedge
So a bite and a claw. Uh, this is the bites 15.
01:04:30
Kyle
No way man.
01:04:30
Trevor
That hits.
01:04:32
bladesedge
Claw natural one.
01:04:34
Trevor
Nice.
01:04:35
bladesedge
Uh, so the bite hits you. You just take it. It's just D six for the bite. You take six points of piercing damage.
01:04:41
Kyle
Of course.
01:04:55
bladesedge
I love the, the, the, the chat for you to be listening as Bezrak being, we can always run and immediately letting you know, well, you can't, you're grappled.
01:04:57
Gilmund Graves
the cap chat is just Yeah.
01:05:03
bladesedge
So everybody else would run.
01:05:03
Tommy
Hey!
01:05:03
Kyle
yeah
01:05:03
Tommy
Hey!
01:05:04
Gilmund Graves
yeah
01:05:04
Tommy
I just want to let people know we right now, so bad.
01:05:05
Trevor
ah That's so funny.
01:05:08
Gilmund Graves
Hilarious. There's so much internal bargaining going on.
01:05:12
bladesedge
Um, all right.
01:05:15
Gilmund Graves
Brian, check your Venmo. Check your Venmo.
01:05:16
Kyle
and
01:05:17
Trevor
Right, you should have an Uber Eats driver showing up to your door pretty soon actually.
01:05:19
bladesedge
just
01:05:19
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
01:05:20
Tommy
Yeah, it's I ordered you Papa John's.
01:05:21
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:23
Tommy
You should be getting there.
01:05:23
bladesedge
you
01:05:23
Gilmund Graves
Oh no, I ordered him ramen.
01:05:24
bladesedge
You're gonna be Papa John's and ramen at 10 in the morning.
01:05:25
Gilmund Graves
I ordered him ramen. Buddy, yeah, absolutely.
01:05:29
Kyle
That's, that's diabolical.
01:05:30
bladesedge
um
01:05:30
Trevor
Okay, three more hags show up. like
01:05:31
Tommy
and some non-alcoholic beer on top, so hey.
01:05:34
bladesedge
Wow, hey, all of a sudden, rocks fall, they kill all the hags.
01:05:38
Gilmund Graves
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
01:05:40
bladesedge
I have an alcoholic peroni, maybe I'll crack one of those in between apps. All right. The dretch will make a con save to not be blinded. At the end of his turn, it's a plus one, and he makes it.
01:05:50
Trevor
That's the
01:05:52
Kyle
It's like, why even roll? We know you're gonna save. We know you're gonna nat 20.
01:05:58
bladesedge
um Well, Ophalia, Wormwiggle will ah jump off the stairs taking a D6 of damage.
01:06:07
Trevor
She got a fucking wiggle a worm or something.
01:06:09
bladesedge
ah She takes two damage.
01:06:12
Trevor
Okay.
01:06:14
bladesedge
um And Vesrak, although you are grappled, she does leave your reach.
01:06:21
Tommy
Okay. I'm going to try to just whip out my dagger bro. Charlotte car plus five and 23 damage for four piercing.
01:06:27
bladesedge
So. ah and
01:06:33
bladesedge
Nice 23 hits for four. She takes four damage. OK. As she hits the ground, taking that damage. um She is going to. She's got a style.
01:06:58
bladesedge
Except, uh, except she's going to upcast it as, uh, yeah, four flying bugs fly out of her robes.
01:06:58
Gilmund Graves
Bugs?
01:07:09
bladesedge
One coming at each of you.
01:07:13
bladesedge
Um, yes, through the door.
01:07:14
Kyle
but Can she see me? Really, because I can't see any characters from where I am.
01:07:24
bladesedge
Oh, okay. Well, i just I did just move her, and if it helps you at all, Magic Missile ah hits ah automatically.
01:07:34
Kyle
Oh, cool.
01:07:36
bladesedge
Yes.
01:07:37
Gilmund Graves
Oh, sick.
01:07:37
Kyle
Yeah, that's that's a huge help, actually. Thank you.
01:07:41
Trevor
That actually does though.
01:07:43
Gilmund Graves
Nope.
01:07:43
bladesedge
um a lot There we go. Let's... We'll... Oh yeah, she can see you. Um, okay, cool. He just takes, uh, Vess rack to force damage.
01:07:57
Tommy
Alright, I'll take that.
01:07:58
bladesedge
Gilman three force damage.
01:08:00
Gilmund Graves
Oh yeah. Uh huh.
01:08:02
bladesedge
Valerius three force damage. Valera, uh, Roy three force damage.
01:08:15
bladesedge
Um, and then she will.
01:08:23
bladesedge
She'll move over here. Uh, and Gilman already used his reaction as a vesorak. So that is her turn.
01:08:32
bladesedge
Um, Valerius at the start of your turn, you see this Raven above the door flap its wings and go around the building.
01:08:45
Trevor
Okay. Seeing that, seeing everybody gets super fucked up. ah Watching Roy get fucked up out here. I'm gonna look at Roy and just be like, like ah knowing that this could be the end, but also seeing how much of a help Roy is through all this. He may be, having him in this is a ensuring that highest chance of our victory so to speak so I think I'm going to I'll just try and heal him um I'll use my action to cure wounds so level 2 on him giving him let's go 16 HP and then with my
01:09:29
Kyle
Oh, we're fucking back, baby.
01:09:29
bladesedge
Oh, that's huge.
01:09:32
Gilmund Graves
Wow, that's a lot of health.
01:09:34
Kyle
I had one HP.
01:09:38
Kyle
Um.
01:09:43
Trevor
Bonus action. my This thing will just try and actually, I'll use my, I'll move my spiritual weapon. How far can it move?
01:10:01
Trevor
Bonus action, okay, move up to 20 feet. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna have it fly up to the top of these stairs.
01:10:08
bladesedge
Cool.
01:10:09
Trevor
Like cutting this off hoping that she doesn't like drag Vez away.
01:10:15
bladesedge
Yeah. What's the movement on your spiritual weapon?
01:10:17
Trevor
20 feet.
01:10:19
bladesedge
Okay. So that is 10 feet up. Five, 10, 15, 20.
01:10:21
Trevor
Yep, so 5.
01:10:22
bladesedge
Nice. Cool. Perfect.
01:10:24
Trevor
And it's going to make an attack against her.
01:10:27
bladesedge
Okay.
01:10:31
Trevor
Oh, 7 misses.
01:10:33
bladesedge
This is unfortunately. Okay.
01:10:40
bladesedge
Um, all right. At the end of is the end of your turn, at the end of your turn, you hear wings flapping from the way the Raven came, but Roy, you and Valeria see what at first you could probably only describe as a monster.
01:10:44
Trevor
Yep.
01:10:58
bladesedge
Like you saw a Raven leave and what is coming back is something big and landing right by you.
01:11:09
bladesedge
Uh, you see this,
01:11:15
Trevor
Oh shit.
01:11:16
Kyle
That looks sick
01:11:17
Trevor
Oh, thank you.
01:11:17
Gilmund Graves
Oh.
01:11:18
bladesedge
ah this is like, this looks like a, uh, a Raven in humanoid form as it lands.
01:11:20
Trevor
What a big one.
01:11:24
Trevor
Fucking sick.
01:11:27
bladesedge
Um. It has you know its beak, its cloak on, but it has a short sword and a and a hand crossbow on its back that it looks like maybe it just went and picked up. And as he says, as he as he lands, he goes, I was trying to warn you. Oh, we're going to get out of here.
01:11:53
bladesedge
ah He seems to be the raven that was on the thing
Brio's Initiative and Roy's Positioning
01:11:56
bladesedge
that was kind.
01:11:56
Trevor
Cool.
01:11:58
bladesedge
He will roll initiative. Cool. High roll.
01:12:05
Tommy
At this point, Brio, I'm not shocked by any more high rolls that you do this session, so.
01:12:08
Kyle
yeah
01:12:10
bladesedge
um oh
01:12:12
Kyle
Yeah.
01:12:13
bladesedge
k um Roy, you're up.
01:12:21
Kyle
Um, okay.
01:12:26
Kyle
I'm going to pull out using my new found strength that my boy has given me. I'm going to pull out an arrow from my quiver and do a little roll on the ground so I'm behind the raving guy and I'm going to shoot
01:12:42
bladesedge
Okay.
01:12:46
Kyle
Pass to everyone, one, two, three, pass four people to try and hit the witch on the stairs that's dragging up. ah Is that hilarious or Vessarak?
01:12:57
Tommy
That's right, good to meet.
01:12:57
Trevor
There's.
01:12:57
Kyle
Vessarak.
01:12:58
Tommy
Help.
01:12:58
Trevor
I'll, I'll duck.
01:13:00
Kyle
Yeah. And just try and hit the ah the night hag in the shoulder to potentially loosen um her her grip on Vessarak.
01:13:13
bladesedge
Cool.
01:13:16
Kyle
So I'm going to make an attack with my longbow.
01:13:24
Kyle
Thirteen.
01:13:25
bladesedge
A 13 on this.
01:13:29
Kyle
That's it.
01:13:29
bladesedge
OK. Through his six on the wall. um The ah the ah Raven guy will.
01:13:35
Kyle
oh my god
01:13:44
bladesedge
Uh, he'll follow suit. He sees you do that, grabs his hand, crossbow shoots it through the, uh, through traffic. Uh, it's a plus four. Why don't you roll that for me? Roy D 20 plus four.
01:14:03
Kyle
It's an 8.
01:14:04
bladesedge
Okay. Uh, he misses. Um, and then he will move through Valerius's space. If Valerius you'll let him.
01:14:11
Trevor
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
01:14:13
bladesedge
Inside. ah Drawing his short sword. And along the way, attacking the dretch. So Valerius, why don't you go ahead and roll me a d20 plus four.
01:14:24
Trevor
ah You want me to roll a d20 plus four?
01:14:26
bladesedge
Yes.
01:14:30
Trevor
18, 22.
01:14:32
bladesedge
Nice. Romeo d6 plus two for his short sword damage on the dretch.
01:14:37
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, let's go.
01:14:40
Trevor
Seven.
01:14:41
Kyle
Nice.
01:14:41
Gilmund Graves
Nice.
01:14:41
bladesedge
Valerius, why don't you describe to me how this raven man kills the dretch?
01:14:46
Trevor
Oh, let's fucking go. ah Probably like a super cool, he's hit, you know, with his wings. He's like all raveny. He looks like Cool Rogues. He probably parkours, you know, like on his free times. So he's probably doing some spins and stuff, flipping those swords in his hands. it Just being super, super subtle and low key about it. Nothing too crazy, but also doing back flips, you know what I mean?
01:15:08
bladesedge
That's backflips Loki very Ninja Turtle ask from the way it was described. I feel as that's I was getting.
01:15:12
Trevor
Yeah, he like flips over there and once he lands, like the thing's already dead. He didn't even like see him cut it, you know, he's all.
01:15:17
bladesedge
Yeah, he's like the guy who has the swords. Donatello. So the sports guy.
01:15:22
Trevor
Maybe.
01:15:22
bladesedge
I remember um that is his go.
01:15:23
Gilmund Graves
One of them turtles.
Morgantha's Ascent and Grim Revelations
01:15:28
Trevor
Leonardo, that's the sword guy.
01:15:29
bladesedge
Leonardo, uh, it is Morgantha's turn and she is going to with Vesrak grappled full dash up the stairs, moving through the spectral. Spiritual weapon, uh, only moving half her speed, but dashing.
01:15:39
Tommy
Come on, Come on,
01:15:44
bladesedge
So 30 feet. So five and 15, 20, 25, 30.
01:15:51
Tommy
man.
01:15:53
bladesedge
That's right. You can zoom out a little. You've been moved.
01:15:58
Tommy
Yeah, turns out I don't like this map any better than the last one.
01:16:01
bladesedge
um that you You see, as she but brings you up, that this looks like a haggard um floor area where there's bones, a cloud of dust. There's a broom against the wall. ah There's a flower-caked apron on the grounds, dirt-caked windows allowing very little light to enter this eight-foot high chamber.
01:16:26
bladesedge
ah most of which Most of which is taken up by a large millstone connected to a wooden gear shaft that rises through the ceiling in the center of the room. ah The stone staircase continues up. You get the sense that that um the millstone in this room is used for grinding bones.
01:16:45
Tommy
Jesus Christ, I'm fucked.
01:16:48
Gilmund Graves
ah
01:16:48
Tommy
I'm so fucked.
01:16:52
bladesedge
That is her turn. That's a full dash.
01:16:56
Tommy
what's like that What's like that one meme where it's like the kid going, Jesus Christ?
01:17:00
Trevor
ah Jesus Christ.
01:17:00
Gilmund Graves
it's mr
01:17:01
Kyle
Yeah.
01:17:01
Tommy
That's me right now.
01:17:02
Gilmund Graves
yeah
01:17:03
bladesedge
Uh, Gilman, you are up.
01:17:06
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, I move away from the corner and I'm going to take some quick, flurry stabs. um One is with my left hand dagger and one is with my shadow from behind her.
01:17:17
bladesedge
Nice set on which person.
01:17:19
Gilmund Graves
on her.
01:17:22
bladesedge
Bella Sunday in.
01:17:23
Gilmund Graves
Bella Sunbane, Bella Sunbane. First one coming in is a 10, and then the shadows attack, which is actually my main hand, is a natural 20.
01:17:28
bladesedge
Channel mess.
01:17:34
bladesedge
Nice.
01:17:34
Kyle
are beautiful.
01:17:35
Trevor
God damn.
01:17:36
bladesedge
So you get that um sneak attack 23 total damage. Wow.
01:17:43
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, um and then, yeah, that's my turn.
01:17:48
Trevor
Fire.
01:17:48
bladesedge
OK, 23 total damage on Bella Sunbane, who does not look too hot. um It is her turn and.
01:18:00
bladesedge
In not looking too hot, I think she's probably gonna bust out a big old guy.
01:18:10
bladesedge
Um.
01:18:11
Kyle
She's been using 5% of her power this whole time.
01:18:14
Trevor
yeah
01:18:14
Gilmund Graves
ah sensation
01:18:15
bladesedge
If only you knew.
01:18:17
Kyle
ah
01:18:19
bladesedge
If only, if only you knew, man. Um, let me just, let me just remember what this does here. This spell. Exactly.
01:18:27
Kyle
see it She pulls out a power word kill.
01:18:27
bladesedge
Do, do, do.
01:18:32
Gilmund Graves
Honestly, some of the spells that these tags probably have is not far off at our level.
01:18:37
Kyle
Probably. And one thing I hate more than anything is shit that just automatically hits that you have to save from.
01:18:46
Gilmund Graves
Oh yeah.
01:18:47
Kyle
And and when you save, you'd still take half damage. I think that's my, that's my, Oh, I hate it so much.
01:18:53
bladesedge
Which is funny, because that's like that's like what the Wizards do like having.
01:18:53
Gilmund Graves
I don't i don't like that.
01:18:58
bladesedge
Because if it's a save, if it's a save or suck and you play a wizard, it sucks if they save and then they take no damage.
01:18:58
Kyle
Nah.
01:18:58
Tommy
Smile.
01:19:03
Trevor
Yeah.
01:19:03
Tommy
Right after I get what you're talking about.
01:19:04
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
01:19:06
Tommy
I've never experienced that at all
Magic Missile Chaos and Vesrak's Struggle
01:19:08
Tommy
once this entire game.
01:19:08
Trevor
what What do you mean?
01:19:09
bladesedge
Bella, Bella is going to cast another second level magic missile. So but this instead of hitting Vesrak because he's no longer in the room, it will hit the wereraven spoiler alert. It's a wereraven.
01:19:21
bladesedge
Gilment.
01:19:22
Kyle
So far.
01:19:25
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, brother.
01:19:26
bladesedge
Five force damage.
01:19:28
Gilmund Graves
Yeah.
01:19:30
bladesedge
Wereraven. Two force damage.
01:19:34
bladesedge
Valerius.
01:19:37
bladesedge
Five force damage.
01:19:39
Trevor
Ali.
01:19:41
Tommy
His wrong heart.
01:19:41
bladesedge
Roy. Two force damage. Five two. Five two.
01:19:47
Gilmund Graves
Um, and then Brian, I'm going to do something as well.
01:19:49
bladesedge
Okay. Reaction.
01:19:51
Gilmund Graves
Yeah. Reaction hellish rebuke.
01:19:53
Trevor
Fire, literally.
01:19:54
bladesedge
Mm. Nice.
01:19:54
Kyle
Mmm. Love hellish rebuke.
01:19:56
bladesedge
And is that for melee attacks or any, any time you take damage?
01:20:01
Gilmund Graves
It's when you take damage.
01:20:02
bladesedge
Nice. So Dex save from her.
01:20:05
Gilmund Graves
And just a DC nine, but five.
01:20:07
bladesedge
Yeah, and she has advantage plus two. So she saves, but still takes five points of damage.
01:20:18
bladesedge
Um, says she's going to stay right there as she looks at the other old woman and they both start to get a very big smile.
01:20:29
bladesedge
Making plans for next round. That's rack. You're on the second story being dragged up by Morgantha. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
01:20:39
bladesedge
Petting your head as she's dragging you.
01:20:40
Tommy
pa so
01:20:41
Gilmund Graves
It's always Tommy.
01:20:42
Tommy
i fucking bla magic you so fucking blaed
01:20:47
bladesedge
Okay.
01:20:47
Tommy
first level one
01:20:47
bladesedge
Magic bezel.
01:20:48
Tommy
yeah first level magic was that's uh three magical darts first one that's a two all right second one come on it's a four okay i'm gonna okay uh a panic gig i'm going to use my uh feature my blood magic feature to re-roll
01:20:53
bladesedge
Yes. OK.
01:21:09
bladesedge
yeah
01:21:10
Tommy
um But I take Where's the blood magic? Yeah, Sanguine burst Roll up to three roll up to three damage dice and I'm gonna take necrotic damage Okay, so I'm gonna um i'm goingnna reroll those I'm real two of them.
01:21:22
bladesedge
yeah
01:21:25
Tommy
Sorry. I'm gonna reroll the low ones the twos Okay, reroll that's a three Okay, good. So she takes ah Yeah, and extra yep, yep, and then I too
01:21:35
bladesedge
an extra one damage than she would have. OK.
01:21:41
Tommy
I'll take two necrotic damage.
01:21:44
bladesedge
OK.
01:21:45
Tommy
As I'm like coughing up blood, and she's like coughing on her.
01:21:47
Kyle
Oh god.
01:21:48
Tommy
I'm coughing up blood on her face.
01:21:51
bladesedge
She is yeah dragging you up the stairs.
01:21:54
Gilmund Graves
Licks or lips.
01:21:55
Tommy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Wait, wait.
01:21:58
Trevor
Yeah,
01:22:00
bladesedge
um Bonus action.
01:22:02
Tommy
ah That's all I got, right? that's how I opened my bag of tricks.
01:22:05
bladesedge
OK.
01:22:06
Tommy
i There's no bonus action in my bag.
01:22:09
bladesedge
OK. Valerius, you are standing at the door. What would you like to do?
01:22:19
Trevor
um That's such a good question. um
01:22:27
Trevor
I'm going to cast, I'm gonna look at Roy, I'm gonna cast a Shield of Faith on him. So he gets a plus two bonus to his AC. And just say like, we gotta get in there.
01:22:50
Trevor
um
01:22:53
Trevor
And with my action,
01:22:54
bladesedge
All right.
01:22:57
Trevor
I'm going to just try and smack her with my quarterstaff.
01:23:01
bladesedge
Cool. Roy, you have a plus 2 to your AC.
01:23:05
Trevor
Oh, that's so sad.
01:23:08
Kyle
Beautiful.
01:23:09
Trevor
I wish I could send you a picture of how the dice got cocked in between a nine and a 19, like literally in the middle.
01:23:12
Kyle
Ah, I hate that.
01:23:15
Trevor
That's so sad.
01:23:17
bladesedge
9.
01:23:17
Trevor
look
01:23:18
bladesedge
All right, 12 misses. um It is Ophalia's turn who is going to move rights.
01:23:33
bladesedge
do ah Giving an opportunity attack for the Wereraven. Gilman, go ahead and roll me a d20 plus four.
01:23:44
Gilmund Graves
on it.
Lightning Bolt's Impact and Roy's Dilemma
01:23:47
Gilmund Graves
So 14.
01:23:50
bladesedge
Retinal miss and then from there. She is going to. Instead of a glass pipe. She takes out. A amber pipe, which she wraps for around and cracks in her hands as a lightning bolt shoots through Gilman's the were raven and Valerius.
01:24:21
bladesedge
I need deck saves from Gilman's from Valerius.
01:24:29
Kyle
Oh, boys.
01:24:30
Gilmund Graves
It's been real.
01:24:31
bladesedge
Where Raven with a 15 that succeeds. Let me just make sure that maybe absolutely. does <unk> It was 14. OK.
01:24:51
bladesedge
Gil and Valerius. You both take 18 points of lightning damage.
01:25:06
bladesedge
As the wereraven takes nine.
01:25:10
Gilmund Graves
Gill is down.
01:25:11
Trevor
Valerius is down.
01:25:14
bladesedge
The plus two to your AC Roy vanishes as Valerius drops to the ground. You hear another body inside drop to the ground. And it's. Is your turn, Roy.
01:25:36
Kyle
I'm panicking. I'm panicking so hard right now. Um, Oh my God.
01:25:51
Kyle
If, if I run up to Valerius and I, I can't like help him up if if I don't have any sort of healing, right?
01:26:01
Trevor
I think if you shake me, it'll bring me back to life. To like full health, I think.
01:26:04
bladesedge
Now you can, if you don't have anything to give him like a spell or a healing potion or anything like that, you can do a DC 10 medicine check as an action to stabilize him, which doesn't bring him back to one hit point, but stabilizes him from making death saving throws.
01:26:06
Gilmund Graves
So yeah.
01:26:32
Kyle
Um, okay. And that's an action.
01:26:37
bladesedge
Yeah.
01:26:42
Kyle
Okay. I'm going to do that. I'm going to, I'm going to have my bow.
01:26:43
Trevor
Brian, if I'm a good question for you before this, if making death saving throws, this is like me on the ground coughing up blood vibes, right? Like I can still like see, how do you like to play death saves again?
01:26:55
Trevor
Or am I like pretty unconscious at this point?
01:26:57
bladesedge
You're pretty you're pretty unconscious. I mean, you're not you're not unconscious technically, but you're.
01:26:58
Trevor
Okay.
01:27:02
bladesedge
You're like the guy, the boxer on the ground, seeing stars. You're trying to open your eyes and like get back up.
01:27:10
Trevor
If you would allow me when he gets down to me and even thinks about doing that, I would just say don't.
01:27:19
bladesedge
Okay. You can do it that what you'd like, Roy.
01:27:21
Kyle
Um, yeah, and I'm, I do that. I come up to you and I would be like, ah why, why not?
01:27:28
Trevor
I cough blood up in your face.
01:27:42
Kyle
Um, I haven't, I truly haven't, I truly haven't.
01:27:42
Gilmund Graves
oh I'm loving this because I don't think you've ever been in a situation like this, Kyle.
01:27:52
Kyle
I'm gonna I'm gonna hear you say that and and I'm gonna nod and I'm gonna say to the very end and I pull out my bow and I shoot it at ah Bella
01:28:05
bladesedge
OK.
01:28:06
Trevor
I cough more blood up onto your knee, but I'm smiling now.
01:28:15
bladesedge
Sixteen misses their 17 armor by one. Sticks into the back wall. Any bonus action or movement?
01:28:30
Kyle
Um, no, that's it. I think, I think my eyes begin to well up as I miss that arrow. Um, remembering all of the times that I in very important situations made it work. And, uh, just, I guess coming to terms with the fact that my luck has ran out and so I shoot that arrow and I go to load up another arrow in my quiver just hoping something happens and that's my turn.
01:28:58
bladesedge
Okay. Gilman, this where Raven is attempting to do a medicine check on you as well. Do you say anything or do you let it happen?
01:29:17
Gilmund Graves
um I would be looking at Roy um in the distance um and wouldn't really be acknowledging the wereraven.
01:29:27
bladesedge
Okay. All right, why don't I roll for it? Then one through nine, uh, where Raven brings tries to stabilize you, uh, 11 through 20, just attacks.
01:29:39
Gilmund Graves
All right.
01:29:43
bladesedge
I said one through nine. And then I said 11 through 20. I didn't say what tended.
01:29:47
Gilmund Graves
yeah
01:29:47
bladesedge
Okay. He's going to attack. Cause that's what it, that's what I meant. One through nine. That's so funny.
01:29:51
Gilmund Graves
Sure.
01:29:51
Trevor
So funny.
01:29:52
bladesedge
That's hilarious.
01:29:52
Gilmund Graves
That is pretty funny.
01:29:54
bladesedge
Um, he's going to go two attacks, but a hand crossbow busted out through one at Ophalia, a short sword at, uh, Bella Gilman. Go ahead and roll me a D 20 plus four for his hand crossbow and Valerius.
01:30:07
Gilmund Graves
Okay.
01:30:07
bladesedge
Go ahead and roll me a D 20 plus four for his short sword.
01:30:11
Gilmund Graves
22.
01:30:14
bladesedge
That hits. Go ahead and roll me a one D six plus two.
01:30:20
Gilmund Graves
I've damaged.
01:30:21
bladesedge
Okay. I'll follow it.
01:30:22
Trevor
I rolled a seven.
01:30:23
bladesedge
Thanks. Okay. So then this is the short sword. He will, he will attempt to stand his ground. Uh, Vess rack dash action, wolding you up the stairs.
01:30:35
Tommy
No! Why are there so many more stairs?
01:30:37
bladesedge
Five and 20.
01:30:44
bladesedge
Okay. You are brought to the third story. You can go ahead and zoom out if you'd like to see where you are. As you are brought into this third story, um you see um this rotting wooden closet There are three crates stacked on top one another with small doors set into them. um Next to the the closet is a heap of discarded clothing, and then a ladder seems to climb to a wooden trap door in the nine foot high ceiling. A moldy bed with tattered canopy stands nearby.
01:31:28
bladesedge
um
01:31:32
bladesedge
Uh, you see that these crates, the two bottom crates on this stack of three have an open facing front with bars instead of a front.
01:31:45
bladesedge
You see two children show you their tokens right now.
01:31:48
Tommy
brutal.
01:31:55
bladesedge
Okay.
01:31:55
Gilmund Graves
Fun for the whole family.
01:31:57
Tommy
Oh man.
01:31:57
bladesedge
See this little boy and this little girl.
01:31:58
Trevor
ah for the BAM.
01:32:02
bladesedge
in these crates. Um, that is her action full dash Gilman's. Uh, go ahead and roll a death saving throw.
01:32:16
bladesedge
Uh, okay.
01:32:16
Gilmund Graves
I sent it.
01:32:17
bladesedge
Would you do we want, we can, we can let everybody know. I think we'll roll these ones out in the open for the audience and the class alike. So you want to share what you rolled.
01:32:29
Gilmund Graves
Gil barfs up blood as he rolls a nat one. Two failed death saves.
01:32:42
bladesedge
OK.
01:32:44
Gilmund Graves
The unlucky life of Gilman Graves continues.
01:32:49
bladesedge
ah
01:32:52
bladesedge
Bella Sunbane. Is going to upcast. She takes out a metal rod with a piece of fur and upcasts her lightning bolt through the wereraven.
01:33:16
bladesedge
At 20, he'll take.
01:33:18
Tommy
Hey, are we keeping track of Brian's not twenties is around Brian said, Brian woke up said, fuck your characters.
01:33:20
bladesedge
He'll take half.
01:33:20
Kyle
Oh my God.
01:33:22
bladesedge
That's six.
01:33:22
Gilmund Graves
Um, do we, do we think he's hacking?
01:33:25
Kyle
Is that RNG cheats?
01:33:26
bladesedge
Yeah, I think I'm hacking this system.
01:33:28
Gilmund Graves
Are you hacking bro?
01:33:30
bladesedge
Do you see? So that's 96. Uh, then he'll take half. He has 20 hit points left.
01:33:38
bladesedge
Okay. He's up. That's 14. Just got six health left.
01:33:43
Gilmund Graves
Holy.
01:33:45
bladesedge
That is her turn. Vesrak, you are on the third floor. You grappled.
Vesrak's Sun Blade & Battle Turning Point
01:33:53
bladesedge
By Morgantha, two children in the crates. What do you do?
01:33:59
Tommy
Yeah, I'm full panicking. I'm just, uh, Loth, uh, Strahd, Mad Mage, anybody?
01:34:07
bladesedge
Loaf rod, bad bitch.
01:34:07
Tommy
Hell, Mad Mage, anybody?
01:34:11
bladesedge
Yeah. God ruler of this domain guy. I've never met guy I heard about hours ago.
01:34:17
Tommy
He must be pretty strong to me. Uh, somebody save my friends. as i Magic missile heard in the face. I go, please, please.
01:34:31
bladesedge
Okay. I didn't roll that damage.
01:34:34
Tommy
All right. One. Two.
01:34:39
Tommy
ah Three.
01:34:44
Tommy
Um, yeah, she'll just take 11.
01:34:44
bladesedge
11.
01:34:47
Tommy
That's fine.
01:34:48
bladesedge
Okay. She takes 11 Valerius. Would you like to, roll you can roll it out in the open.
01:34:54
Trevor
Yes, sir.
01:34:54
bladesedge
Let the, uh, audience know what you roll.
01:34:58
Trevor
16.
01:35:00
bladesedge
16 is a success.
01:35:06
bladesedge
Okay. These successes and failures will really only matter if you guys are able to figure this out or get out of here. Um, Ophalia is going to second level magic missile to at the where Raven to at Roy.
01:35:32
bladesedge
Where Raven takes six. He had six health but through where Raven falls.
01:35:35
Trevor
Damn.
01:35:41
Gilmund Graves
We hardly knew you.
01:35:43
bladesedge
Uh, Roy, you take two in the chest, six force damage.
01:35:53
Kyle
okay Okay.
01:35:55
bladesedge
And Roy, it is your turn. Gilman coughing up blood, choking on his own blood. Valerius down. What do you do?
01:36:10
Kyle
Oh, man.
01:36:12
Trevor
Roy, you got to go Super Saiyan right now.
01:36:17
Kyle
Yeah. Yeah, a Nat 20 would would be so tasty right now.
01:36:25
bladesedge
And what, and are you, who are you attacking?
01:36:25
Kyle
yeah If?
01:36:32
Kyle
um say Just Bella, I'm just i'm I'm kind of like seeing red and just like fighting with every last ounce of energy that I possibly have just to try and make something happen.
01:36:35
bladesedge
Okay.
01:36:46
bladesedge
Stand like a warrior. One of my own bloodline.
01:36:48
Kyle
yeah
01:36:55
Kyle
It's a 22 to hit or 9 damage.
01:36:56
bladesedge
22 hits. Okay.
01:37:03
Kyle
And again, look I look at Gilman and I say, I'm sorry.
01:37:03
bladesedge
Nine damage.
01:37:10
Kyle
And i I pull out another arrow from my quiver.
01:37:12
bladesedge
Okay. Tezrak. You with me?
01:37:25
Tommy
Oh yeah, I'm here. Talk to me.
01:37:28
bladesedge
Full dash you grappled under one arm like a football climbs the ladder unlocks the trap door.
01:37:35
Tommy
Oh, come on, bro.
01:37:40
bladesedge
You taste fresh air as Morgantha has brought you to the roof.
01:37:45
Tommy
Oh, bro, come on. no Hey, not like this, man.
01:37:49
bladesedge
You've reached the windmills. um Oh, I'm sorry, I actually don't think that this is outside. Oh, maybe it's not. um But.
01:38:03
bladesedge
about
01:38:06
bladesedge
We're going to say, yeah, this is.
01:38:07
Tommy
Take me outside, Brian. Let me breathe fresh air one last time.
01:38:09
bladesedge
There there's a there's a window in here, so she she crawls up ah you under her arm.
01:38:18
bladesedge
Full dash. This is her action opens the window. She's going to throw you out of the window.
01:38:25
Tommy
That shit's fucked.
01:38:25
bladesedge
Next turn I grabbed you and brought you all the way to the roof, shuck you off.
01:38:26
Tommy
That shit's fucked up. it was you Oh my god.
01:38:32
bladesedge
Um, I will say before you are chucked off, make a perception check for me.
01:38:43
Tommy
Oh, man.
01:38:46
Tommy
All right. Prayers up to low. Perception check.
01:38:49
bladesedge
Don't roll in that one.
01:38:50
Tommy
ah prayers sorry Prayers down to low. Let me correct.
01:38:52
bladesedge
OK.
01:38:53
Tommy
Prayers down.
01:38:56
Tommy
Normal rule.
01:38:56
bladesedge
On that one, the story ends sad.
01:38:56
Tommy
Prayers down.
01:38:59
Tommy
That was almost an out one, Brad. I cannot stress.
01:39:01
Gilmund Graves
Oh boy.
01:39:02
Tommy
I rolled a little 11.
01:39:05
bladesedge
um She brings you up. And you see before she's throwing out the window, she has you like your your drawers in one hand, the back of your shirt and the other about to heat you out like out of a bar.
01:39:18
Tommy
Come on, come on, man.
01:39:20
bladesedge
Uh, out the window.
01:39:20
Gilmund Graves
She gave you an atomic wedgie before she hugged you?
01:39:21
Tommy
Let me go out with dignity, bro.
01:39:22
bladesedge
Romeo.
01:39:22
Tommy
Come on.
01:39:25
bladesedge
Yeah. Romeo Romeo D2.
01:39:26
Trevor
It's so wild.
01:39:28
Tommy
Oh, man.
01:39:28
Gilmund Graves
I need you to make a wedgie save.
01:39:30
Tommy
Yeah, bro. Come on. All right. D2.
01:39:31
bladesedge
They're showing me a D2.
01:39:33
Tommy
1.
01:39:33
bladesedge
Okay. You see that a, there's a bird's nest in this room because there's an open window here and in the bird's nest, you see the handle of a blade.
01:39:49
Tommy
Real shit.
01:39:50
bladesedge
a handle Gilment.
01:39:51
Gilmund Graves
Oh, shit.
01:39:52
Trevor
Real shit.
01:39:53
Kyle
real shit.
01:39:55
bladesedge
If you'd like to roll your death save, if Gil's story ends.
01:39:57
Gilmund Graves
I would love nothing more. Here it comes.
01:40:04
Gilmund Graves
With a 15, that's one success.
01:40:06
bladesedge
ah yeah Not Not yet.
01:40:07
Tommy
ah
01:40:10
bladesedge
It doesn't.
01:40:14
bladesedge
Okay.
01:40:19
bladesedge
Bella.
01:40:26
bladesedge
going to take a step over Valerius's body on the ground and attempts to grapple you, Roy.
01:40:34
Trevor
That coughs up some some blood underneath.
01:40:36
Tommy
Yeah, it slows her down, it's difficult to run.
01:40:37
Trevor
Yeah.
01:40:43
bladesedge
I need you to make an athletics check for me.
01:40:49
bladesedge
You're trying to beat an eight.
01:40:51
Kyle
11.
01:40:53
bladesedge
She tries to pull you.
01:40:54
Kyle
I rolled an 8.
01:40:55
bladesedge
She tries to pull you inside. ah To finish things off in there cannot and then will. um Look back at Ophalia.
01:41:07
bladesedge
And.
01:41:10
bladesedge
She will. Take a step back. Giving you an opportunity attack. Do you have your bow out?
01:41:17
Kyle
I do have my bow out.
01:41:20
bladesedge
This will be a disadvantage. I guess she's moving out of your range.
01:41:23
Kyle
Wait, yeah.
01:41:23
bladesedge
That's she's more than five feet away.
01:41:25
Kyle
Yeah.
01:41:26
bladesedge
Cool.
01:41:26
Kyle
Okay.
01:41:31
Kyle
26.
01:41:32
bladesedge
That okay and is her turn.
01:41:33
Gilmund Graves
Let's go.
01:41:34
Kyle
All right. Six damage.
01:41:43
bladesedge
Vesrak in the attic about to be heated out of a window.
01:41:52
Tommy
ah
01:41:53
bladesedge
It's your turn.
01:41:54
Tommy
Question for you, Brian. um
01:41:58
Tommy
Gonna ask to see if I get a little loosey goosey with the rules here. um So I have find familiar, but only cast as a ritual.
01:42:07
bladesedge
Uh-huh.
01:42:08
Tommy
I'm asking you if I could cat if i could burn a first level spell slot to resummon Istra ah as I reach for the hilt of the sword and just say, amass power.
01:42:23
Tommy
to help her like get me the sword.
01:42:23
bladesedge
OK.
01:42:25
Tommy
how i' just and I know it's as a ritual, it's not rules as written, but...
01:42:30
bladesedge
Although I'll let you know this, if you cast that, that's your action.
01:42:33
Tommy
Oh, I'm not doing that then.
01:42:35
bladesedge
Yeah.
01:42:35
Tommy
It's true, get back in there. Get back in there.
01:42:37
bladesedge
and but You can definitely do that, but it is ah but it's an action.
01:42:37
Tommy
No, no, she goes back in there. go me yeah Get back in the book, get back in the book, get back in the book. Then I'm just reaching...
01:42:43
Kyle
You see like one leg pop out of the book and you shove it back in.
01:42:45
Tommy
yeah She goes back into the spell book. um
01:42:52
Tommy
Yeah, I'm reaching for this, the hill to this sword.
01:42:54
bladesedge
the hilt.
01:42:55
Tommy
I'm reaching with all my wizard might, as I think to myself, I think to the dreams that I've had a mass power, a mass power, and I'm reaching.
01:43:06
bladesedge
Okay. Okay, so you reach for the sword as you're about to be thrown out of the window. And we're going to be very above board here, Tommy.
01:43:19
bladesedge
I'm going to be super above board with you.
01:43:19
Tommy
Okay. All right. Go for it.
01:43:22
bladesedge
You grab the hilt of the sword.
01:43:25
Tommy
Okay.
01:43:26
bladesedge
And then as you grab it, do you attempt to swing it?
01:43:32
Tommy
All I got. Yeah. um Yeah.
01:43:33
bladesedge
you You swing it's still being held.
01:43:34
Tommy
I'm going to, I'm going to swing it.
01:43:38
bladesedge
You swing this handle of a blade. There's no blade.
01:43:43
Tommy
Oh, fuck.
01:43:43
bladesedge
But as you as you swing it like a lightsaber,
01:43:51
bladesedge
This yellow light. Not. The darkness of Loaf, but the light of Lathander. This pure radiance springs into existence. You swing. At this like at this lady here. I'll let you know this, there's no guarantees here, that's right.
01:44:21
bladesedge
There's no guarantees, even if you hit, but your only chance of getting out of this situation and not dying and being thrown out the window.
01:44:35
bladesedge
And this ending in a full TPK is if you roll me a natural 20, I see I saw it's not even a guarantee, even with the natural because it's still down to the dice, but I'm letting you know it's possible.
01:44:40
Tommy
No, man.
01:44:44
Tommy
oh
01:44:50
Gilmund Graves
You got this, Tommy.
01:44:51
Tommy
I'm standing up.
01:44:51
Gilmund Graves
You've rolled enough, enough misses in your life that the accumulation of power that you've been building up for this specific moment.
01:44:56
Kyle
Yeah.
01:44:56
Tommy
I'm standing up.
01:44:58
Gilmund Graves
I'm standing up. I'm standing up. and say yeah I'm standing up.
01:44:59
Kyle
You're due.
01:45:00
Tommy
Everyone, please stand up with me.
01:45:00
Kyle
You're due at this point. i got Hang on, hang on, hang on.
01:45:03
Tommy
Stand up. I've removed my mic from the stand. I'm standing up.
01:45:05
bladesedge
Okay, I'm I'm standing up Moving my mic.
01:45:05
Kyle
I am up.
01:45:07
Gilmund Graves
Okay.
01:45:07
Tommy
yeah Everyone.
01:45:07
Gilmund Graves
Yep. Yep. I'm inverting my mic.
01:45:09
bladesedge
It's up.
01:45:09
Tommy
Everyone's stand up.
01:45:09
bladesedge
Okay I'm in a little bit of like ah a little bit of a crouch My knees are like slightly bent because I can't get the mic all the way up right now Georgia hands up Yeah Okay
01:45:10
Gilmund Graves
ah Yep. I'm standing.
01:45:13
Tommy
That's.
01:45:16
Tommy
You're much taller than me.
01:45:16
Trevor
Now I'm leaning up, but George is in my lap so I can't stand up too far, but.
01:45:20
Gilmund Graves
Georgia, hands up in the air.
01:45:22
Tommy
Brian.
01:45:22
Kyle
okay
01:45:23
Trevor
George, you gave you a little meow.
01:45:23
Tommy
sure Georgia meow.
01:45:25
Gilmund Graves
Meow.
01:45:26
Tommy
Oh, Joe, where you at?
01:45:26
Trevor
Yeah.
01:45:26
Tommy
Give me me. I'm your mojo. Give me me out.
01:45:28
Gilmund Graves
Yo, I got my wizard hat on. I'm putting my wizard hat on for you.
01:45:31
Tommy
b Brian, if I net 20 here. By the light of Lathander. I swear to God, I swear on Lathander.
01:45:40
bladesedge
Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. This, that's the first step that that will give you a natural 20 gives you a chance after 20 gives you a chance. But to even have this chance, I need this nat 20 from you.
01:45:54
Gilmund Graves
Come on, baby.
01:45:55
Tommy
I'm going to fucking, I see the fork in the road, baby.
01:45:56
Gilmund Graves
5% chance. 5% chance.
01:45:59
Tommy
Here we go.
01:45:59
Gilmund Graves
This is it.
01:46:00
Tommy
I'm typing it in.
01:46:00
Gilmund Graves
If it's a nat one, I shit my pants here now.
01:46:04
Tommy
Slash roll a d20.
01:46:06
bladesedge
Is it Halloween trick or treat?
01:46:09
Tommy
If I roll a nat 20 here, I'm praising Lathander. I'll say it right now.
01:46:15
Gilmund Graves
Yeah. Uh-huh.
01:46:15
bladesedge
If you don't. This is a TPK.
01:46:18
Gilmund Graves
GG, GG WP.
01:46:20
Tommy
All right, everyone. Hands up.
01:46:22
Gilmund Graves
Let's go. This rack.
01:46:23
Tommy
Stand up. Hands up.
01:46:25
Kyle
I'm standing up, my hands are up.
01:46:25
Gilmund Graves
Hello, hello You fucking shit!
01:46:26
Tommy
Hands up. Lathander. This one's for you, baby. No Loth. No Strahd. No Mad Mage. This one's all for Lathander, baby.
01:46:35
bladesedge
OK.
01:46:35
Tommy
Please. Here we go. Oh my God!
01:46:38
Kyle
Oh my god!
01:46:39
bladesedge
Oh!
01:46:39
Trevor
yeah
01:46:40
bladesedge
There's no What the fuck?
01:46:41
Kyle
Oh my god, no way!
01:46:43
Tommy
Oh my God!
01:46:43
Trevor
No way!
01:46:48
Trevor
What?
01:46:48
Kyle
There is no way dude!
01:46:50
Trevor
why
01:46:52
Tommy
way! Oh my God!
01:46:54
bladesedge
What the fuck, dude?
01:46:57
Trevor
That was fucking wild.
01:46:58
bladesedge
Holy shit.
01:46:58
Kyle
Oh my god, bro.
01:47:00
Tommy
Ship it! Record it! Save it!
01:47:03
bladesedge
Oh my god.
01:47:03
Tommy
Ship it! I'm re-rolling it!
01:47:04
Gilmund Graves
Oh my lord!
01:47:04
Kyle
oh Oh my god.
01:47:04
Trevor
Holy shit.
01:47:06
Tommy
Tezrak is now a paladin of Lathander!
01:47:07
bladesedge
Uh, I immediately take a picture of that.
01:47:09
Tommy
Holy fuck!
01:47:10
Gilmund Graves
Is that God? Is that God himself?
01:47:11
Trevor
Holy shit.
01:47:11
bladesedge
Holy shit.
01:47:13
Gilmund Graves
Speaking through our Dungeons and Dragons game?
01:47:15
Tommy
Oh my god!
01:47:16
Kyle
I clipped it. We have video proof of you rolling that Nat20.
01:47:19
bladesedge
Oh my God.
01:47:19
Tommy
Oh my god! I'm gonna pass out!
01:47:23
Kyle
Oh my god, dude.
01:47:23
Gilmund Graves
I'm gonna-
01:47:24
Tommy
Oh my god!
01:47:25
Gilmund Graves
I got full body chills right now.
01:47:25
bladesedge
Holy shit. All right. So let me, I'm going to let you know. So this is the first, this is what I says.
01:47:31
Tommy
Oh my god!
01:47:32
bladesedge
First is the first step here. That's, that's actually insane.
01:47:37
Gilmund Graves
I'm mind blown.
01:47:37
bladesedge
so
01:47:37
Tommy
That's so nuts.
01:47:38
Kyle
Dude.
01:47:39
bladesedge
right So here's what's going to happen.
01:47:39
Tommy
Oh my god.
01:47:40
Trevor
That was a wild.
01:47:42
Kyle
du
01:47:43
Tommy
Don't take it away from me, Brian. Don't take this away.
01:47:45
bladesedge
I'm not taking away the net 20, but we're going above board here because if this happens, this is going to be very, this is going to be epic, but where you still have to roll the damage and we're going to, this is where I'm going to, I am going to get a little wibbly wobbly with the damage.
01:47:46
Tommy
I need this so bad.
01:47:47
Trevor
in
01:47:56
Tommy
ah
01:48:00
Tommy
Okay.
01:48:01
bladesedge
So the sun sword, which is what you're holding. It does a D8. After 20 gets to D8. You're hitting a night hag, which is technically a fiend, which gives you an extra D8, which would make it 48.
01:48:19
bladesedge
I am going to let you use the modifier of this to be your intelligence mod.
01:48:25
Tommy
Oh, yes.
01:48:25
bladesedge
What's your intelligence mod?
01:48:27
Tommy
Plus three.
01:48:28
bladesedge
What's your proficiency?
01:48:30
Tommy
Uh, proficiency is, uh, Oh shit. I know this. Come on. I've been playing dungeon drags for a long time. Plus two, plus two.
01:48:39
bladesedge
Okay. So that's plus five. So the sun sword, although you're not attuned to it, this is where we're getting a little wibbly wobbly gives you a plus two. So this is, you're going to have a plus seven to this role.
01:48:51
Tommy
Okay.
01:48:52
bladesedge
You've got four D eight.
01:48:56
bladesedge
Gilman is down.
01:48:57
Kyle
This is insane.
01:48:59
Tommy
OK.
01:49:00
bladesedge
Valerius is down for each down character.
01:49:01
Tommy
OK.
01:49:06
bladesedge
I'm going to let you roll an additional D eight.
01:49:08
Tommy
OK. I have not sat down.
01:49:10
bladesedge
So you're rolling, so you're rolling six D eight plus seven.
01:49:13
Tommy
OK.
01:49:16
Tommy
OK.
01:49:16
bladesedge
Morgantha has 30 hit points.
01:49:20
Gilmund Graves
Oh,
01:49:21
Tommy
68 plus 7.
01:49:22
bladesedge
This is why and this is.
01:49:22
Kyle
This is, this is doable.
01:49:23
Gilmund Graves
quick math, quick math. Yeah, this is about 65.33 repeating, of course, repeating.
01:49:29
Tommy
No one tell me the odds.
01:49:29
Kyle
but
01:49:30
Tommy
I don't want to know them.
01:49:30
bladesedge
So this is why, this is why the nat 20 was important because without the nat 20, this would have never happened.
01:49:31
Kyle
Repeating, of course.
01:49:31
Tommy
I don't want to know them. I don't want to know the odds.
01:49:37
bladesedge
This is only happening because of the natural 20, 30 hit points, six D eight plus seven. If, unless there's, that is there anything else you can do?
01:49:48
bladesedge
Your little blood thing to reroll damage.
01:49:50
Tommy
Yeah, I still yeah, I could still take a lot of blood damage. I could still do that.
01:49:54
bladesedge
Yeah. What is your current hit points at?
01:49:56
Tommy
twenty four i really have I've just, I've been getting dragged along this whole time and I can reroll.
01:50:00
bladesedge
Right.
01:50:01
Trevor
ah This is fucking crazy.
01:50:05
Tommy
Yeah. Well, can I, can I add, uh, like magic soul or something to it? You don't know. Let me just roll it and we'll see how the ball lies.
01:50:13
bladesedge
You got to hit 30.
01:50:14
Kyle
For all these, one by one.
01:50:15
Tommy
Well, one by one. Okay.
01:50:17
Kyle
Yeah.
01:50:18
Tommy
Okay. Uh, so the six D eight so one D eight roll one D eight.
01:50:22
bladesedge
Mm hmm.
01:50:24
Tommy
Okay. First one. Oh, plus seven, one D eight plus seven. No, I'll do the plus seven later.
01:50:28
bladesedge
No, it just but so at the end.
01:50:30
Tommy
Okay. One D eight first roll for modest roll.
01:50:34
bladesedge
Right.
01:50:37
Tommy
Second one. Oh God, type slash roll. I'm still standing up. I haven't sat down.
01:50:42
Kyle
stand back up,
01:50:43
Tommy
Yeah. Stand up. Put your hands up.
01:50:44
Kyle
I'm back.
01:50:44
Gilmund Graves
Yeah, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
01:50:45
bladesedge
ah
01:50:45
Kyle
I'm back.
01:50:45
Trevor
bro right
01:50:46
Kyle
My hands are up.
01:50:46
Tommy
Hands up. We're like, uh, what's that? What's go to Brian? Help me out. Let's go.
01:50:49
Gilmund Graves
Spirit bombs, spirit bombs, spirit bombs.
01:50:50
Tommy
Uh, everybody.
01:50:50
bladesedge
Spirit bomb, spirit bomb, spirit bomb, come on.
01:50:50
Tommy
Yeah. We're spear bombing right now. All right. Another D eight, a two. Not great.
01:50:55
bladesedge
Not great.
01:50:59
Tommy
roll Come on, baby. Let's enter. This one's for you. And that one, not good.
01:51:04
bladesedge
ah So far, that's seven on 3d8. So you only have three more extra d8. I think they all need to be pretty high.
01:51:09
Tommy
OK, come on, baby.
01:51:13
Tommy
A two. This is really not good.
01:51:13
Gilmund Graves
Oh, Jesus.
01:51:14
Tommy
This is not good.
01:51:15
bladesedge
Which is not, which just makes it nine total.
01:51:17
Tommy
I'm fumbling. I'm fumbling. An eight? All right, Brian.
01:51:19
Gilmund Graves
Oh, okay, okay.
01:51:19
Kyle
Okay, 17, you need a six or higher, right?
01:51:20
Tommy
All right.
01:51:20
bladesedge
Okay. That makes it a 17.
01:51:24
Tommy
All right, here we go. Hands up, your hands better be up.
01:51:30
bladesedge
That'd be a six or higher.
01:51:30
Gilmund Graves
Hands are up, hands are up handss are up, hands are up, hands are up, they haven't gone down.
01:51:30
Kyle
Hands are up, hands are up, hands are up.
01:51:31
bladesedge
That'd be a six or six or higher.
01:51:31
Tommy
Hands up, hands up, hands up. Six or higher, come on. Let hanger. A one, fuck.
01:51:38
Gilmund Graves
fuck
01:51:38
bladesedge
Okay.
01:51:38
Tommy
um can
01:51:39
bladesedge
So that makes it 18 plus seven would be 25, but you take damage.
01:51:42
Gilmund Graves
Okay, so now you need to reroll some.
01:51:44
Tommy
Yeah, I can.
01:51:47
bladesedge
What? How does that ability work?
01:51:49
Tommy
ah When you roll damage well it says when you roll damage for a spell you've cast for first level higher You can choose to take necrotic damage equal to the spells level reroll up to three damage dice This damage can't be reduced in any way Okay Okay That's fine Okay, so
01:51:58
bladesedge
OK. OK, so I will say that for this is we're getting a little wibbly wobbly. um For every reroll that you do.
01:52:10
bladesedge
Which you can do up to three. You will take a D8 of damage. OK. A different D8, not the date that you roll a date that I roll.
01:52:19
Tommy
Okay. Not the DA that I roll. Okay. Okay. This is for one of the ones.
01:52:23
bladesedge
OK.
01:52:24
Tommy
Come on, baby. Please, please. An eight.
01:52:27
Gilmund Graves
yes yes
01:52:27
Tommy
Let's go.
01:52:29
bladesedge
And eight brings that to, uh, seven higher 32 damage.
01:52:35
Trevor
Holy shit.
01:52:36
Tommy
Oh, all I needed was one.
01:52:38
bladesedge
So Vess rack, you take five points of damage. You are in the attic with Morgantha, the night hag.
01:52:42
Tommy
Okay.
01:52:47
bladesedge
You grab this sword, lightsaber as she's about to throw you bisect or cut her in half.
01:52:48
Gilmund Graves
Yes!
01:52:55
Gilmund Graves
Yes!
01:52:56
Trevor
Oh my god.
01:52:57
Gilmund Graves
oh
01:52:58
Tommy
Yeah, baby. By the light of Lathander, I am a change.
01:52:59
bladesedge
more, now this is, this is great.
01:53:02
Tommy
Drow.
01:53:02
Kyle
a
01:53:04
Gilmund Graves
Oh my gosh.
01:53:04
Trevor
That is actually crazy.
01:53:07
bladesedge
This is a great role. Great role. Great nat 20, but this is not over.
01:53:14
Tommy
I'm still in the attic.
01:53:16
bladesedge
You're still in the attic. Two people are still down. Roy, you're the only person who notices this, but as this happens, a sudden change.
01:53:29
bladesedge
in the air, you notice something, something is different now, Roy.
01:53:36
bladesedge
Just in this entire building. Any movement.
01:53:43
Tommy
ah Yeah, you bet your ass I grab the sword I raise it above my head and I'm running down the stairs going by the light by the light of the morning Lord and I'm running it down the stairs.
01:53:46
bladesedge
Okay.
01:53:47
Kyle
ah a
01:53:56
bladesedge
Right. You, you climb down the ladder and we'll say your movement to get to the ladder and climb down.
01:53:57
Tommy
I'm loving Okay, I've got i've got
01:54:03
bladesedge
We'll put you right at the top of the stairs in this third story. These two, these two kids seeing the blood on you. Help, help.
01:54:12
Tommy
I turned to the kids and I go by the light of the morning, Lord, I will come back for you.
01:54:18
bladesedge
It's your voice. You fully changed from nerdy Vess rag to Chad.
01:54:24
Kyle
Yeah.
01:54:25
Trevor
I will come back for you.
01:54:25
Gilmund Graves
a ah Yeah.
01:54:26
Tommy
it's like the um What's the fairly odd parents or the kid? He's like fighting the dragon. He goes, I can see, oh I can't fight. You know what I'm talking about?
01:54:33
Gilmund Graves
and
01:54:33
Tommy
It's really buff. That's me right now. Can I attune to the sword?
01:54:38
bladesedge
Uh, no, you cannot.
01:54:39
Tommy
Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:54:40
bladesedge
That is, you have to do that on a short rest. So Valerius back to your turn. Let's roll you a death save. You have one success.
01:54:52
Trevor
13.
01:54:53
bladesedge
Two successes. All right. You notice something strange, Roy. As Ophalia, as this change happens, Ophalia's demeanor completely changes and she looks up to the ceiling and goes, no.
01:55:09
bladesedge
Uh, fine. The old way and starts, she gets down like a wolf on all fours the the and runs straight at you, Roy.
01:55:16
Kyle
Ooh. Okay.
01:55:21
bladesedge
10, 15, 20. And as she gets out here, she just hand comes up claw attack.
01:55:36
Kyle
16
01:55:38
bladesedge
16.
01:55:40
Kyle
hits.
01:55:42
bladesedge
Okay.
01:55:48
bladesedge
Roy take 14 points of slashing damage.
01:55:53
Kyle
I am down and as I go down, um, I just start, uh, I start calling out to Rose and just pleading for Rose to help me.
01:55:55
bladesedge
Yellman
01:55:56
Trevor
Sheesh!
01:56:10
Kyle
It's like, it's the it's the only, the only thing that I can think to do at this point as my, my brain is grasping at anything to try and stay alive.
Hags' Coven Disrupted and Vesrak's Confrontation
01:56:22
bladesedge
Roy drops delirious is down. Gilman is down. Bella sun bane is alive. Ophalia worm wiggle is alive.
01:56:38
bladesedge
And at this Roy at the start of the next round, I need you to roll me a death save.
01:56:49
Kyle
Oh wait, is there a place for to roll for death saves on D&D Beyond?
01:56:54
bladesedge
Just wrote me a D 20 and eight is a failure.
01:56:56
Kyle
Okay.
01:56:59
Kyle
Failure.
01:57:03
Kyle
It's an eight.
01:57:05
bladesedge
Okay. Morgantha is dead. Gilman's. I need a death save from you with one success and two failures.
01:57:13
Gilmund Graves
Here it comes.
01:57:18
Gilmund Graves
Another success.
01:57:19
bladesedge
Another success balance.
01:57:21
Gilmund Graves
Staving off death. I look over, like, because since it's kind of wishy washy, I'm looking over and seeing Roy knock down. um And you see, despite me succeeding, a death save, pardon me, um feels like it's it's dying instead.
01:57:43
bladesedge
You, um, you hear of Esrak from downstairs two voices. Where's the third one? Well, Mark, I brought him upstairs, but felt I don't know how, but the coven is broken. The spells are gone. One of them says, ha fine. We must find a third, but first we need to take care of this nuisance.
01:58:13
bladesedge
Uh, Bella will use her action to dash up the stairs.
01:58:19
bladesedge
That is her turn. That's rack. You now know there are two of them. They're both focused on you, but they are, they no longer have spell casting. So a fun peek behind the curtain for you guys. And for the listener is that Hags and there's three of them in a coven.
01:58:41
bladesedge
They share their spell casting. So I have in front of me, their spells together. They only have one list of spells and spell slots. So every spell they use marked it off for everybody. um And when one of them dies, they no longer have it. So, you know, these things are still very dangerous.
01:59:06
bladesedge
that's right And one of them seems to have went up the stairs and is on the floor below you. And it is your turn.
01:59:17
Tommy
Obviously, I gotta to go meet the challenge by the light of the morning Lord, baby. I'm running down the stairs, sword aloft.
01:59:28
bladesedge
Okay.
01:59:30
Tommy
Gotta go save my friends.
01:59:32
bladesedge
i
01:59:32
Tommy
That's what Lathander would do.
01:59:33
bladesedge
You run down the stairs, and yeah you are immediately met with Bella Sunbane on the second floor.
01:59:35
Tommy
I don't know anything about Lathander.
01:59:45
Tommy
Does the sword grant me any sort of healing whatsoever?
01:59:50
bladesedge
No.
01:59:51
Tommy
No, I just I just straight I'm just straight ump and damn I'm so I'm swinging swinging for sure ah yeah Is the same wibbly wobbly rules his last time d20 plus 5 or what?
01:59:54
bladesedge
Straight. OK.
02:00:10
bladesedge
Do you believe?
02:00:12
Tommy
Brian, I'm the biggest believer. Let me stand back up.
02:00:15
bladesedge
Okay.
02:00:15
Tommy
I'm sorry I sat down. Let me stand back up.
02:00:18
bladesedge
Just roll me roll me a d20. If you believe.
02:00:23
Tommy
Fuck me, dude. All right. Hold on. I got to take my mic off the stand again. All right. I believe this is for the boys back home.
02:00:29
Gilmund Graves
Come on.
02:00:30
Kyle
You can do it. You can do it.
02:00:32
Tommy
This is for the boys downstairs.
02:00:33
Kyle
Yeah.
02:00:34
Tommy
Please, Lathander.
02:00:36
Gilmund Graves
Yes.
02:00:39
Tommy
13.
02:00:40
bladesedge
Okay.
02:00:40
Tommy
plus five plus five to hit, right?
02:00:41
Gilmund Graves
but
02:00:43
bladesedge
Is an 18.
02:00:45
Gilmund Graves
yes
02:00:46
bladesedge
So you're going to roll me the D eight for damage.
02:00:52
Tommy
Okay.
02:00:53
bladesedge
Plus a D eight, because this is a night hag. Plus, uh, we're now but going to be calling it five.
02:01:03
Tommy
Plus five.
02:01:04
bladesedge
Mm-hmm. Two D eight plus five.
02:01:05
Tommy
ah Okay, roll, two to eight. plus five. I can do this. I believe.
02:01:12
bladesedge
Do you want me to tell you how many hit points she has?
02:01:14
Tommy
No, I don't.
02:01:15
bladesedge
Okay.
02:01:15
Tommy
Tell me after I kill her. Two to eight plus five.
02:01:22
Tommy
Eighteen, Brian.
02:01:23
Kyle
Great role.
02:01:23
Trevor
Holy.
02:01:24
Gilmund Graves
Oh.
02:01:25
Tommy
Big roll. Big roll from the from the Sun God.
02:01:26
bladesedge
Good role. You needed the big role. Bella sun bane because of all the damage that Roy Halovich did to her had 10 hit points.
02:01:35
Tommy
Yes.
02:01:35
Gilmund Graves
Oh my God.
02:01:36
Kyle
Oh my in god.
02:01:36
Trevor
Wow.
02:01:37
Tommy
Yes. And I'd like to keep making my way downstairs, Brian styles.
02:01:40
bladesedge
That's how that's how close it was really. I mean, you, but more the more damage you guys did on Morgantha, she had 30, which sure go upstairs and Bella this whole time, since the last time she was hit has had 10.
02:01:51
Kyle
Wow.
02:01:51
bladesedge
Um, you bisect like a knife through hot butter.
02:01:58
Tommy
Yeah, baby.
02:01:59
bladesedge
Okay.
02:02:00
Tommy
And I'd like to keep making my way downstairs, Brian.
02:02:03
bladesedge
You used, uh, five, 10, uh, 15, 20, 25.
02:02:07
Tommy
I've got 30, I got 30 movement.
02:02:09
bladesedge
You only have five more feet of movement.
02:02:10
Tommy
I take one more step towards the stairs.
02:02:12
bladesedge
Okay. One step for equals five feet.
02:02:17
Tommy
I take five more.
02:02:17
bladesedge
Your legs are huge.
02:02:18
Tommy
I step five feet.
02:02:20
bladesedge
Okay.
02:02:20
Gilmund Graves
Lathander put some pep in his step, okay?
02:02:20
Tommy
at I need the boys to hold on. I'm coming.
02:02:26
bladesedge
Valerius with a, another save, you will be stable with a nat 20, you'll be up.
02:02:26
Tommy
I am coming.
02:02:33
bladesedge
You have no fails that you just roll the seven.
02:02:33
Trevor
Oh.
02:02:37
bladesedge
So there's your first failure.
02:02:38
Trevor
But i and I do now.
02:02:40
bladesedge
Okay.
02:02:43
bladesedge
Another change in the air and Ophalia will go five, 10, 15, 20, 25.
02:02:57
bladesedge
30 appearing on the stairs.
02:03:00
Tommy
Oh yeah, I see her. I see her.
02:03:04
bladesedge
um And she will.
02:03:13
bladesedge
ah She takes a wand out. And points it at you, not a part of their shared spell casting. and this green sickly light, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
02:03:37
Tommy
ah No, AC 16 plus five.
02:03:40
bladesedge
you
02:03:42
Tommy
No, even if I shield, it won't matter. Fuck.
02:03:44
bladesedge
okay um
02:03:48
bladesedge
So seeing you with this sword, she does this. Um, you feel, you feel a bit weakened, uh, but nothing else happens.
Cliffhanger Ending
02:04:05
bladesedge
The camera zooms out. Fezrak and Dofalya Wormwiggle, aka the mom witch from Halloween Town, facing off on the stairs, a bisected Bella Sunbane, a bisected Morgantha, two children in the attic, a dead wereraven, a dead dretch, Gilman Graves,
02:04:18
Gilmund Graves
ah
02:04:30
bladesedge
At two saves, two failures downed, making death saves. Valerius Moonstone at two failures one or two successes, one failure. Roy Halovich outside, about to roll his next death save, one failure. The camera zooms out. This light beaconing out in this in this realm of darkness. And we'll see you guys next time.
02:05:00
Trevor
Eeee!
02:05:01
Tommy
Oh my God, the cliffhanger.
02:05:02
Kyle
Jesus.
02:05:03
bladesedge
cliffhanger. See you guys soon. See you next week. Bye bye.
02:05:32
Gilmund Graves
man.