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All-New ANTiFanboy Podcast #18
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The one where we laugh about this photoshopped fan art for far too long...
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Introductions and Podcast Beginnings
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello everyone, ladies and gentlemen, Anti-fanboy episode 18. I'm Devon Copack. Steve O'Teary. I'm pointing at you, John. Jonathan Suarez. And now I'm pointing at myself, Christopher Galanti. Hello everyone.
Escape from New York vs. Escape from LA Debate
00:00:19
Speaker
Where have you been? Where have I been? Did you escape the island? You know what? That's some Jesse Pinkman shit right there. First of all, I saved the president's life and they gave me the antidote so I wouldn't die. So I'm out of New York's prison, currently, and they're just taking me to LA. That's just about to escape from New York. LA, it's a better movie.
00:00:40
Speaker
No, it's not. No, it isn't. That's ridiculous. That's why he called man. He has to play basketball alone. I want to actually watch both movies and make a lot of like bullet points as to why that's a better movie. Cause he surfs in it.
Devin's Guest Podcast Experience
00:00:57
Speaker
And yes But anyway Devin you've both been very busy not doing our podcast you've been doing other people's podcasts Yes, yeah Elaborate
00:01:19
Speaker
I elaborated last week. Oh, well, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I should elaborate. I should elaborate this week. I went on the crisis on multiple podcasts with Frank Duran and Deshaun Vasquez of Real Books Don't Have Batman. And I held back a lot because I didn't want to taint the anti fanboy name by myself. I want to do that with you guys. I'm not that greedy. You didn't scream at him or anything.
00:01:49
Speaker
are the only time right almost screams was when the one that i said the first are a movie he saw in theaters was all uh... which will call it uh... freddie first states that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that
00:02:14
Speaker
Yeah. Especially when they... What's that? Yeah, I saw your face and your face contoured a little bit. Yeah. I would squeeze my ballsack then so I would remind myself that I'm not selfish and
Movie Opinions and Anecdotes
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Speaker
greedy. And if I'm going to rip people apart,
00:02:34
Speaker
I wanted to be your friends. Yeah, it has to be with everybody. Not to say like they're stupid or anything. They are. No, no, no, no. No, no. Well, an argument standpoint. I didn't want to like, you know, I didn't want to start, you know, set people on fire. You don't want to turn into an anti fan. John, you told me in private they were they were retarded. That's what you said. And you said that they were they were all dirty, that they didn't like they didn't shower that day.
00:03:00
Speaker
or any, for like a week. Yeah, you told me that. And then you got really angry because they said that they liked Man of Steel. No, no, not, not, not only that they liked it. They loved it. Like, like, you know how, you know how it's a touchy subject with me. Yeah. If someone likes Man of Steel and you know what I mean? Like they want to talk to me about it. Well, it's the same thing with them or with the one guy, Deshaun, except it's the opposite.
00:03:30
Speaker
So Deshaun Jackson, formerly of the Philadelphia Eagles. He's willing to fight to the death to defend Man of Steel. Yeah. Man of Steel and Iron Man 3. I mean, do you remember any of his points? No, no, no. They just immediately just went mute. Whoa! Well, they both said like, listen, let's just not do it. It's a touchy subject.
00:03:50
Speaker
because we have to do this we have to do a battle cast we need to do the battle cast where the anti-fanboys versus the real books don't have batmen oh jesus okay so they are supermen fans supermen fans supermen fans they're superman fans there's another there's another point
00:04:08
Speaker
again you know i'm not i'm not trying to like fucking like you know hold them up hold them up yeah hold them up people fake their money for people to shoot arrows at them but they said they didn't like mark malar or the ultimates and and and and let me preface that by saying or not preface it but let me just you know stop you guys there but they are very well known
00:04:33
Speaker
to be as DC fanboys. They don't really read a lot of Marvel now or before I guess. So I don't know if they're
00:04:46
Speaker
point is maybe it's just not into good comics I mean that's how it is now you know what I mean and there's a podcast out there for all the shitty comics. After listening I did yell at Frank. Oh did you? You yelled at him? What the fuck? I didn't say that.
00:05:04
Speaker
He said it's like the Avengers took too much coke and just kept making fucked up decisions. Which, to be fair, is kind of accurate. But that's what makes the book great. But that's good TV! That's good TV! Has he read any of New 52 Justice League? It's filled with bad decisions. And it's also- And it's filled with coke!
00:05:24
Speaker
It's a little bit of a lighter satellite watching Superman Wonder Woman make out in Kansas. Did any of you guys see the end of the injustice comic? No, I'm one issue away. It's really it's it's kind of like a modern sort of like view on how Superman like it's kind of like somebody just like standing back and being like remember when the man against steel used to smile.
00:05:47
Speaker
Wow, dude. Yeah, it's really it's really touchy I don't want to say it's underrated because it's like he crushes in sales on terms of online sales Really like it's always like top three, but John doesn't read it. So that doesn't read it. This is the end This is the video game tie-in, right? Yeah. Yeah, I heard I heard it was really good. I heard the first issue was pretty crazy My whole thing's crazy. So I don't know into the
Injustice Comic Series Discussion
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video game comic. Can I drop a spoiler real quick? It drops boy fucking Superman
00:06:17
Speaker
breaks Batman's back on his knee. He was like, you made me do this. And I was like, oh my God. Can I drop another spoiler on you? Go. Alfred takes some sort of weird Superman pill.
00:06:32
Speaker
and headbutt Superman to death? Oh man, that's great. That's good comic book. And you know what he says? He says, leave my family alone. Hey, oh wait, speaking of A-Dog here, A-Pen. Yo, talking about A-Pen? I was reading somewhere, is he, spoiler, is he dead in current comics?
00:06:52
Speaker
Okay, I thought that was what was happening John first off it was his fucking fault that Damien's dead. Ah So he should not Damien Technically the whole Justice League is dead. Really? That's that's what the other Technically, is that really what's happening? We're still waiting to see what happens. He has to get over all
00:07:16
Speaker
They need villains a month to be over so we can get back to the meat. This is their excuse of coming out with late books. This is what they do. Wait, John, did you hear that they apparently can't meet original demands for their own book? Yeah.
00:07:32
Speaker
Like, it's not like they sold out, they just didn't print enough books to meet, like, normal. They're insane. That's weird. Yeah. It's not like they sold too many. Like, they just fucked up. Yeah, there's just somebody fucked up and missed a zero or some shit on an Excel spreadsheet before they... We only made 30 comics! Essentially. I think that's actually what happened. Yeah, another reason to go digital. You don't have to worry about that shit.
00:07:58
Speaker
Yeah, I know, right? DC's not dragging their feet with that, are they? No, no, everybody's on board. Actually, that was the podcast I was on, Chris. Except for the fucking saga shit where we weren't able to buy that issue of saga because
Saga Comic Series Controversies
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Speaker
fucking Apple fucking sucks. You know, I actually heard that Apple wasn't to blame. I heard, who makes saga?
00:08:22
Speaker
Image I heard image actually cop to that. They said they freaked out. What's what's this? What would it happen? Do you read saga Galani? I've read it I've got up with it I don't want to spoil anything
00:08:37
Speaker
Well, I know I mean what this it hasn't been released on time you weren't able to pick it up It was like 24-hour like embargo. Really? Yeah, we weren't we weren't allowed to buy it via the app store We had to buy it via the website and then download it Into that from the app because it's like really bizarre. There's something really awesome that happened
00:09:03
Speaker
but it's like a really small like you know prince robot he cares of course it's uh... it's something he freaks out and something that comes up on his screen face it's so small that it's ridiculous it's kind of silly but like yeah it's so good though hasn't that book kind of uh... it's been nice to tell you go on it yeah just tell me you get it's fine amongst freaks out because he flat he flashed back to when he was in like war whatever
00:09:31
Speaker
yeah, yeah, okay, it's like he was freaking out and What flax on his on his face was like fucking dudes blowing dudes Like jerking off on his face. Why what was that? I don't know I don't want to reveal that like but it's just that it's his little face on a panel but you really it's really not that blatant at all and
00:09:59
Speaker
But it's so funny and I love it so much. Yeah, it's a great book. It's actually easily the best books. That's the most recent issue.
00:10:07
Speaker
No, no, this was from the first arc still wasn't it? It's like three or four issues. Oh wait. No, I didn't read that. I think the last thing I read in that book was This spider woman of sass and being killed Oh spoiler spoiler I'm just trying to figure out where I am. That's honestly like four issues then
00:10:30
Speaker
Yeah. It's not really. Well, it's so fucking good. But Chris, Chris, you're the new Stephanie Brown. I'm the new Stephanie Brown? The new Stephanie Brown. What does that mean, exactly? Her name was spoiler. Oh, I get it. I get it, because I ruined something. I get
Gold iPhones Craze
00:10:50
Speaker
it. I refuse to react to that. I refuse.
00:10:55
Speaker
uh... okay away breaking news uh... a gold iphone five s sold on ebay for like ten thousand dollars because asian people
00:11:05
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like Asian people have been flying overseas like Chinese people and buying them in bulks. Holy shit. Steve bought that phone. $10,000. No, no, no. I'm buying that shit. You're getting them? I'm not that one, but I'm going to get them. That's the job score. I was kind of hoping that was leading into John going, a gold iPhone was sold. No, no, I didn't get it yet. I didn't get it yet, but I will. $10,000 iPhone.
00:11:33
Speaker
It's worth it. That's prestige. It's completely worth it. It will be mine. It will be mine soon. What are you going to put in the back? What are you going to inscribe on the back? Swarz? Oh, you need to get an inscription. What, like some money signs here? What are you doing? Swarz with the money signs. Swarz with the money signs. My fight money, maybe? Or like, there's no escape? Like maybe a Balrog quote? John, why don't you spell your name with a money sign? Yeah, man. I always thought that was your thing.
00:11:54
Speaker
Why would that be my thing? It's your thing all the time because you're always remember that you threw all that money at Steve like holding handfuls. Yeah, I was drowning in money and you were like a top hat on you're smoking a cigar.
00:12:07
Speaker
You're like, ha ha ha, this is nothing. You were making money smoothies. You were putting them in blenders. You kept referring them to them. I don't remember this at all. I'm an aptly man. Just, just, from now on, get your name legally changed so that the S in your name is a money sign. Do dollar sign Juarez. Dollar sign, yeah. Dollar sign Juarez, I like it. Yep. Get on it.
00:12:27
Speaker
I don't like that. I like it. It's great. You know, I'm going to get, I like that so much. I'm going to tattoo it on my ribs. What do you want to be called? 1% John all the time. Is that better? Take your kids. You can take your kids to Disney world and then hire, hire disabled kids. So your kids can cut in the rides.
00:12:45
Speaker
Actually before it came over I read an article about how Disney World or Disney stopped Because like if you had a disabled kid or something like that You got to cut sweet and found out it's like fucking 1% or moms We're hiring what they called black market tour guides that were like oh Kids so their kids could fucking go straight ahead and
00:13:07
Speaker
They would wait in line for them. They were charging like $180 an hour. Smart moving the retards. Taking in cash, dude. Wait, hold on. Just because someone's in a wheelchair doesn't make them retarded. Come on. Wow. Steve. Steve. Come on, man. Are we really splitting hairs like that? Well, no, I'm just saying. What? I'm just- Anybody who can't, who needs wheels to move around on?
00:13:31
Speaker
Give me a break, man. I mean, by the dictionary's definition, yes. Their legs may be retarded. No, no. Retarded, guys, retarded isn't the term anymore. It's limited. Oh. It's limited. Limited, limited mongoloid. Yo! That's an awesome name, John. So that means if you hit someone who's limited, that would be a limit break. Right. See?
00:13:55
Speaker
Cloud Strife had it right the whole time. There you go. God damn it. You see that? You think I'm fighting for the right cause, and then I just turn it? Let's just drop the tarts for a second, and let's move on to things that I'm kind of interested in here. John, what's going on in the world today? Retard. What's going on in the world today? Yeah. What's going on in your neck of the woods? Nothing, actually. Nothing? I had work today. Yeah? I came back.
00:14:26
Speaker
I submitted some expense reports and then I fell asleep. Oh, that's what I did. Did you watch the expense reports? Did you watch Bibble Bibble yet? I did not watch Bibble Bibble. You watched Bibble Bibble? Who's gonna live in it? I don't even know what that is. Dude, you totally watched Bibble Bibble. Oh, oh. Oh, Breaking Bald? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, I came back for lunch and watched it on my lunch. You're called out then, right?
00:14:55
Speaker
Not at all like the episode that hooing it was not like that at all very depressing inside This isn't really a spoiler But I would like to put a coin in the box the request box at AMC and request a Tom and Lydia Spin-off series Todd and Lydia Lydia spin-off series. Yeah He's just a creep around her the whole time throw it for 42 minutes. I
00:15:23
Speaker
it's basically like Sam and Diane. Sam and Diane? It's basically Sam and Cheers, yeah. Are they gonna get together? That's the question. Is he gonna take off all the pieces of Lynn on her back or is he gonna save them for every time he sees her? Oh my god. So he has something to do. We've got one episode left. That could happen. Where they can fall in love in the 60 minutes that's left. So my question is, is everybody gonna die?
00:15:54
Speaker
Yeah! Or is Todd gonna come away? Flynn toggling away. That's my thing. Flynn's the first one. Flynn's the first one!
00:16:06
Speaker
I think no one's gonna die. I think it's going to be really anticlimactic and Walt is going to die in the snow. I think the plane's gonna crash. Walt, alright. Oh wait, wrong season, wrong season. Steve said that Walt's just going to fall asleep under a tree. Yeah, he's gonna try to walk to Albuquerque, New Mexico. And then fall asleep in the snow and die.
00:16:27
Speaker
And the part the part where he drives out with the machine gun was just you know is a dream. It's like a death. Yeah, it's Notice the scene where the Were the evil firefighters snuck into Skyler's house and and hovered around the baby. You know why that was great I'll tell you why that was great. Hey, you knew you knew immediately. They were firemen being That's because they had no you had no tats B
00:16:51
Speaker
Those firemen wanted a piece of that baby. You can see it in that episode when they left it in the car. I think that baby's getting eaten.
Breaking Bad Finale Speculations
00:17:02
Speaker
You know, if we had talented listeners, I would love for one of them to edit that to, like, the fireman looking at the baby and then just put some really scary music behind it. Like, really drive that that fireman is gonna eat that baby. You're a sort of talented editor. Oh, no, but I don't do useless things. See, I insult our audience. I wish our talented... I wish I had just totally...
00:17:32
Speaker
Yeah, no, no, they're not talented, they're not gonna do any of this stuff. No. So, um... I just figured, well, okay, so Breaking Bad's gonna end. Right. And that's sad for everybody. And then we just commit Sepuku. Oh, man. And then... Well, my thing is, somebody asked me, they're like, well, what shows do you watch? And I was like, why watch Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones? Yeah, but like, what's... Yeah, but I was like... What are you watching right now? Yeah, I was like, fuck.
00:17:58
Speaker
I'm not watching anything else. Well, I'm watching the SHIELD show. The SHIELD show's coming out. I can't wait for more SHIELD. Tonight. No, tomorrow. Tomorrow? Fucking the commiss is coming back. He's going to take names. He's going to drop bows. He's going to be going crazy. Oh, wow. Steve. Yeah. Steve. I love the commish. Steve. You're saying that the show, the commish is going to come back on the air? Michael Triva sees the shield. Listen, the commish is not coming back on air anymore. It's over.
00:18:28
Speaker
Commission ended.
00:18:29
Speaker
I know commission ended but shield listen no no shields over to hand to God No, no new shield hand to God hand to God. Are you talking about the shield or agents of shield? I'm talking about the news. It's called agents of shield because it's about Michael Chiklis and his team and his team Yeah, he's right. Well hand to God. You're both wrong I could give I could I would give that shield show away if commissary come back I'd give it away to I give it away. I've never seen a single Oh my god in the opening scene. He picks up a gun with a pen puts it in the back he goes
00:18:59
Speaker
I don't have a pen. I think somebody gives him a pen. Yeah, as evidence. And then there's a stake in the credits. I think he fries up a stake. Are you, are you getting this confused with the Dexter intro? No, no, no. Give me a second. I'm trying, I'm trying to pull my memory apart to find the beginning of the committee stuff.
00:19:19
Speaker
There's a stake in there somewhere. I know it. You know what? People are like, oh man, I can't wait for them to talk about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. I wonder what they're gonna say. All they do is talk about Michael Chikolos. I mean, honestly... Are we talking about the S.H.I.E.L.D. or the Commiss? You guys are gonna see... You're talking about the Commiss now. You guys are gonna see Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. anyway. Why don't you just go out and see the Commiss as well? Like, watch it all. Why is that on Netflix? I mean, there's a Chikolos embargo on Netflix.
00:19:44
Speaker
There's not allowing a lot of chicle-less type media. I just hear John breaking pencils or something. Are you breaking pencils? What are you doing? No, I cracked open a Pepsi. Oh. Oh. Cracking his knuckles. All right, so. That being said. Yeah, the chicle-less embargo. It's called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Yeah. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.? It's got cuddly in it. We're not even trying. We're not even trying anymore. It's got cuddly in it. Uh-huh. That's actual facts. Give me another agent, Asian. An Asian agent.
00:20:16
Speaker
Five o'clock shadow. Oh, yeah, who's agent five o'clock shadow is the attractive one. I think his name's uh Danny Tar just saying it's the attractive one because you have a five o'clock shadow right now That's a beard
00:20:39
Speaker
I'm just saying if someone were to come to the room If I were to come no, it's a transition. I showered today. I showered today. I showered actually showered I did yeah, he marked it on his Facebook as an a life event. Oh It's funny on this day. You're goddamn, right? Okay, wait
00:21:02
Speaker
So here's the thing, are we, I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it, I'm gonna DVR it. Agent, Agent Cauldron is in it. I mean, Currier, I mean. What channel is on ABC? Oh, I could watch it, so maybe I will. It's on ABCs on Tuesday, I think eight.
00:21:22
Speaker
8 o'clock. I think it's like three hours long. It's like four hours long. They say it's funny. Every episode is four hours long. They say it's going to give you the giggles a little bit. That's what I hear. I hear it's hilarious. I feel like we're like in the minority because we haven't seen it. It seems like everyone's fucking seen this episode. Really? I haven't. Oh, yeah. Wasn't it a Comic Con? Yeah. They showed it Comic Con. They showed it just... Comic Con. I don't think we're in Comic Con. They showed it. Comic Con. I think it's just whoever has seen it.
00:22:01
Speaker
is willing to talk
00:22:02
Speaker
We had a lot of shit going on in our lives now Then we did when the walk because we're on the Walking Dead was coming out. Do we do we really? Well, here's my thing. Here's my point when the Walking Dead came up. We were like, what's gonna be so good? Oh man, and we weren't we were for months we were told and then we saw the pilot was great and then you know, what kind of happened happened I kind of like that we talked like this in your head. Yeah
00:22:35
Speaker
The Yankees win is that how I talk in your head. How does John talking? No seriously though they were trying to
00:22:54
Speaker
They were paying with $100 bills. Yeah, $100 yen. Again. Yen's Japanese, I'm sorry. Get it right. In China, they pay with ping pong balls. Fuck. He's so bad. He's just lost in our audience. Oh, what audience? Beijing, we lost him. Huge Asian market just went dark right now. Oh, and our debt has just gone up. America's debt. Yeah. Steve O'Teary. OK.
00:23:21
Speaker
back to my point though like I don't feel like that with this show and I feel like there's actually some level of like there's a lot more potential with this show than I think The Walking Dead in terms of like what the overall goal is like I was just excited to see one of my favorite comic books come to life in terms of you
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and The Walking Dead Comparisons
00:23:41
Speaker
know The Walking Dead and The Shield I'm just like I can't wait for this to not be awful and have it be good and it can tie with the rest of the movies
00:23:50
Speaker
And then fucking, I don't know, maybe we'll get a S.H.I.E.L.D. movie. Like five, six years down the line. I would be wary though, this is the first season. You're right. No, I'm just saying, like I said, The Weeden Curse. The Weeden Curse is coming. Yeah, we all know how weeden is the first season. And it kind of looks, yeah, but this is like- The last episode will be amazing and we'll make this rock. This is weeden-awakened though. You know, this is like- You think so? It'll change. Because a lot of people know who he is now.
00:24:14
Speaker
But he likes to set up characters within the first season, and it's kind of a slow season in general. You're right. And the stories aren't that great. Did you see Dollhouse, Devin? Did you see Dollhouse? Yeah, but this is, like I said, this is pre-Avengers. This is pre-Avengers? No, no, I'm saying Dollhouse was pre-Avengers. Oh, oh, okay. Like, like... So what are you saying, dude, just because you did... Joss reads the name Money Now. Yeah. I don't know, man. His name's Money. Do I think...
00:24:39
Speaker
Like, from the trailers, I'll be honest with you, from the trailers, the thing that's bringing me in to watch the show is that it's based in the Marvel universe. That's number one marketing thing that's getting me to watch it, really. Let's be honest. It's part of the connecting universe. Now, if it had nothing to do with Marvel and I looked at that trailer for like this procedural, I wouldn't watch that show. I think it's procedural.
00:25:03
Speaker
I mean, it's kind of what it is. They go out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that really? Is that if I didn't know that was an official Marvel show, I'd just be like, ah, it's another heroes or something. Yeah, they are making. They are making a show like Heroes now. And I looked at it and I mean, obviously, it looks a lot worse than the Avengers show just by the trailer. But, you know, it has these similar elements like there are these people in our society that need to be controlled. And that's our job. That's the formula. Right. Is that cage, though?
00:25:33
Speaker
Is that Luke Cage? No. No, it's Agent Coulson. No. Yeah, it's Agent Coulson. I don't want to watch it, though. Well, I think it's a good test to see where the level of excitement is in terms of the general public of comic book. I think it's going to be pretty high. I agree. Yeah. I think it's going to have a good rating. Well, I mean, they've established that there's actually going to be legit Marvel villains in it. Legit? Like Gravitron? Like the owl? The ride?
00:26:03
Speaker
There's a guy called Greven. Yo, first episode, better have Stiltman. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Because I would laugh my butt off if there's a scene where it's like, oh no, Stiltman just stepped on the orphanage. He's got like bags with the money sign. Oh, did you guys hear that Hawkeye was delayed? I heard that, yeah.
00:26:23
Speaker
The next the next issues not coming out till like end of October. I think of another way to tie in more pizza the dog issues Wow I got it. I gotta you don't jump in about that pool again. All right, I missed that Jump back in the daredevil. Oh, I know I know I know that is what you should do last thing I read a daredevil spoiler would be the heads in the closet and
00:26:48
Speaker
with that weird creature that was taking people's heads off and they were still alive. Oh, I remember that. That was like a creepy, that's a creepy villain. That was a creepy, what the hell was his name? He was the spot guy, right? He was the spot, but he wasn't like really the spot. Oh, he changed his name. Well, you kind of figure it out as you finished. I don't know. Oh yeah, I remember, okay, yeah. Yeah. That was great, beautiful. Yeah, you should read Daredevil. Yeah, I don't know, but like just, I guess do you feel like there's, I guess there is buzz and I'm just too close to it about the shield.
00:27:18
Speaker
I feel like we're spoiled. Dude, now I'm fucking huge. If this came out before Walking Dead, if there was an Agents of Field show coming out, I don't know. I think we'd be so excited. I am. I'm excited. Don't get me wrong. I feel like we'd be fucking like, oh my god, did you see the clip it released? Oh my god. No, I don't think Walking Dead has anything to do with it. I just don't really care that much about this. So you're not going to watch it?
00:27:49
Speaker
uh... i'd might if you guys are and since i get a b c maybe if i'm not doing anything tomorrow night which i probably won't i need to think about it it's probably the best show for cable let's have it's a superior show they obviously are going to curse so i could be violent you are going to kill each other first episode still man steps on the north but uh... but just see i wouldn't judge down well no no it goes into the orphanage right on the roof and you see the blood splat out of his giant boots
00:28:19
Speaker
And then he drops a money bag on another one. It's filled with coins. OK, so how about this? So if it's not great, but it's just OK. Like, I know, Devin, you're going to watch it. I'm going to watch it, regardless. I'm going to give it a season. You're going to give it the whole season? Yes, I am. Hey, we gave Walking Dead a season. I gave Walking Dead a season. Well, that was only six. You gave it, like, three seasons. Yeah, I did. I'm still giving it seasons. I'm still watching. I'm done with that show. I'm done.
00:28:46
Speaker
Thank you, Chris. I'm out. You're sure I'm done with? I can't do it. Dexter, I'm done with that. Steve, it's over. Nice work, Steve. You know what? I'll be done in a week. I'm over breaking bad. I'm over it. See, I think that's, I think we have time over it. I'm getting excited over the shield. You can be like, the shield's coming out, and I'd be like, yeah, the last episode of Breaking Bad's coming out, too. That's kind of overshadowing everything. I'm going to have to be on internet blackout on Sunday.
00:29:10
Speaker
Yeah you are. That's gonna get drunk. I saw your super explosion. Yeah. I got fucking spoiled. So I just went crazy, Chris. And I started spoiling random movies like Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, Turn It Into. Yeah. John, that's why you got a preemptive. You got a preemptively spoiled face. I missed this meltdown. Six cents. Oh, you missed it?
00:29:29
Speaker
Yeah, I I just saw your one comment and I was like, oh that sucks and I just kind of know what was the comment spoilers If anybody watched breaking bad skip five minutes ahead from this five minutes. Yeah five minutes cuz oh my god breaking back Yeah, we're gonna be talking. I don't even want to risk it. Oh, yeah It wasn't a major it wasn't a major spoiler but
00:29:50
Speaker
It was spoiler enough to make me expect, know what, know what to expect. No, no, no, it was, oh my God, Todd, you fucking psycho, why would you fucking do that? I was like, wow. That's a big spoiler, actually. I was like, that's really cool that, you know, that you could just fucking throw that out there in real time, like, you know, as it's happening. And it just, yeah, it pops up on my feet. You're referring to the ice cream that he gave Jesse, right?
00:30:15
Speaker
i think so i think it was the best as it's not did you make you make ninety percent you get for the uh... american dream there's american dream also and the last night too
00:30:27
Speaker
You want two of these last night? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though? How many Moonmen did he win though?
00:30:55
Speaker
Yeah, I've listened to the little scenes. He's like a comedian. I didn't realize that. He's our generation. He's this generation's Weird Al, okay? I didn't realize that. He's gay, Al. No, wait, he's not gay, though. He's Dark Al. Dark Al. This is great guy. This is great guy. Oh, yes. Weird Al, after his parents died, came out with one album. It was under his new pseudonym called Dark Al.
00:31:20
Speaker
This is true. This is true. This is true. Okay. Okay. And he was very sad. He was very, very, he was at a loss and he decided that he was going to make another album of, of parodies, but they were going to be very sad parodies of the song. But unfortunately he's so sad that they're not parodies of songs. He's just crying on every track. Nobody picked it up. It's just him really, really sad and getting dark.
00:31:47
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What are his colors like inverted or what's that term? It's just like he's just like all guffed out. He's all guffed out. He's in a little black room That's most of the videos Wow for every every song that he's covering and it's I Mean, it's beautiful You know to see someone's despair
00:32:05
Speaker
But then he went back to Weird Al, so now he's fine. You know what, I'm just going to Google Image just in hopes that I find something. You're gonna find him. Google Image Dark Al, or see if you can find... Somebody that had a similar idea and just drew like a sad, weird Al. See if you can find the YouTube video for the one song from the album, if I'm remembering correctly, whoop, my parents are dead. Yeah, oh god. That one's the worst. It shakes you down to the bones, really, what he's saying. And you feel his pain because...
00:32:34
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I don't think this
00:32:54
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uh you know it's not talked about a lot so it was like it used to be on what was that website um that website where it was like all the death images and shit from back in the day you remember that oh that would probably it had a thing about dark owl yeah
00:33:10
Speaker
Really? Stop. This isn't even real. I'm fine. You know, I'm not lying. This is about a guy who really felt a lot of pain. That's two. That's two, Golanic, because you lost me at, eh. Because you never do that. You never do that. John's picture of Dark Al. We found a picture of Dark Al. We're looking at him right now. It's not Dark Al. He just pulled up a picture. I don't even know who that is.
00:33:34
Speaker
This isn't real. It's an old black Russian torch chin. Stop. All right, so... You might have to bang it. You might have to bang it. Originally talking about... Which was Weirdo? Oh my god. Oh, because we had a Mackle moment. Mackle moment. We did this. Excuse me. But what Mackle moment did...
00:33:59
Speaker
Something won two something. Something won two Emmys. Yeah, look that up for me. Something won two Emmys. Oh, Stephen Colbert won two Emmys. Stephen Colbert won two Emmys. Breaking Bad, America in Dream. There we go. Right, and Breaking Bad won. John, I really do hate it when people, the first instinct is like, wow, I just read something, saw something. I better talk about it online. I better scream about it on Facebook. I better say something into the void.
00:34:24
Speaker
Yeah. Those people, it's the natural feeling to want to talk about what you read, but that's the problem. Everybody that follows me on Facebook, they don't have to watch Planet of the Apes now. They don't have to watch Fight Club. They don't have to watch Terminator 2. So you're just a hero. They don't have to watch Titanic. Yeah, you're doing the work for these people.
00:34:44
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, now they don't have to waste their time. That's not two hours. Tyler Durgan wasn't real. All right? He should have fucked himself. It wasn't real. It was a multiple personality. Yeah, I had T-1000. Wasn't real. It was a multiple personality in T-2. Titanic wasn't real. Multiple personality. Easy. The boat split in half, which is symbolic. Didn't actually happen. It was a dream. Multiple personality, yeah. So Jack was dreaming in that car after he fucked that bitch. Two-face, multiple personality. No. Just kidding.
00:35:13
Speaker
Harvey Two-Face, Harvey Two-Face. Yo, can I just say how disappointing it was that they recast Two-Face in the original Batman movies? Really? You mean from Billy Dee Williams? Yeah, I would have loved for Billy Dee Williams to be Two-Face. Every time I see him now, Billy Dee Williams looks really tired. He is. I guess he is. Just imagine being Harvey Dent and not being able to play Two-Face. Yeah, I'd be tired too.
00:35:41
Speaker
typical forty-five that man is drank i know it's that's a lot of all for you he's huge stragantic are they should've just had use this the advanced computer technology and make one-half billy d williams and the other half uh... when you look at what i can see will have that call call weathers cole john did you hear about the uh... that's the really peggy carter show they want to do you'll talk about a car with us after
00:36:20
Speaker
If you call a show the Peggy Carter show I'm gonna think that's some weird TV land show or a talk show Yeah, I'd watch the show with her. All right next we're bringing out the Hulk. Come on Hulk said who Hulk father We checked the DNA records and Hulk is not the father. Oh
00:36:39
Speaker
But who Hulk fought? If they keep doing shit like this, it's just gonna be fucking... It's just gonna be like Capcom milking the shit out of Street Fighter. Oh, you think they're gonna- I don't have to pay for every episode. You don't have to pay for every movie that you watch.
00:36:54
Speaker
You have to watch all those commercials. I think these are different things. I don't think you can compare these. I think people can get tired of things. Oh, obviously. A Peggy Carter TV show? Are you serious? Why would that be cool? That would not be cool. I'm going to be honest with you, John. You just brought Guardians of the Galaxy. I think that might be the best Marvel movie ever made. It comes out.
00:37:15
Speaker
I think so too. Okay snob Lonnie. No I'm snobbin'. I'm snobbin' over here. No no no. It's probably gonna be really good. I don't fucking care. Dude, it's got Raka Rakuin, man. Come on. Come on, John. Remember that was our train? We started that train. No one else- Okay. No, but I'm just saying, if they keep just fucking pumping out random shit, it's just- I'm gonna get tired of it. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. You know?
00:37:40
Speaker
You know that brings up- Ultra Avengers 4 turbo hyper fighting. I mean there's gonna be a point of oversaturation. It's gonna happen. That bubble's gonna burst. It happened with cowboys, it happened with sci-fi. I mean, we always say, superior movies, there is like one movie that comes out and we're always like, yep, that's the end. But it just keeps on going. Well, I mean, but there's been no movie as bad as Batman and Robin. Batman and Robin killed it for like a decade. Yeah.
00:38:09
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Yeah, is there a modern super? Oh green lemon
00:38:37
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That didn't kill him. That's a great movie. That's what I said on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the, uh, on the
00:38:44
Speaker
I think man steel ruined everything for me for DC didn't for their stockholders. They made my money
00:38:54
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Jesus gone. That was a really evil laugh. I was really bitter about that. I like that. You like that? Um, it's also also video games.
Success of Grand Theft Auto V
00:39:11
Speaker
I Grandma theft auto. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about grand theft auto.
00:39:18
Speaker
Dude, I feel like there wasn't that much news because of Grand Theft Auto. Everybody's just been playing. It came out, like nobody- Can I share something with you guys? Can I share something real quick? Yeah, what's up? I have an app that tells me like, you know, this is gonna sound really stupid and you're gonna hate on me. But I have an app that shows all the Air Jordan releases that are coming out for the year, right? And for some reason, GTA 5 release date was in there.
00:39:49
Speaker
They put that in there, even though it has nothing to do with shoes. That's so weird. That's odd. Isn't that crazy? It's love, right? People love Grand Theft Auto. It's a very popular game amongst video gamers. Are you smoking weed? No, Devin keeps farting. I'm trying to not breathe it in. I keep farting? Yeah, no, it's awful. You know what? Guess what the first 20 minutes were? In the first hour and a half of shooting that. You have no proofs.
00:40:17
Speaker
That's true. This is all hearsay. Great Theft Auto is the game that kind of sets the groundwork for everybody. It's the solid leveling game for pretty much casual and hardcore gamers alike. It is a nice meeting ground because it's not like Madden where hardcore gamers are like, oh, this fucking Madden, I don't care. It hits that rare sweet spot where everybody knows about it and everybody wants to play it.
00:40:47
Speaker
And it's the hyper-realism, I think, obviously. Well, you probably wise made a billion dollars in three days. Yes, exactly. $800 million on the first night. That's insane. That's a hell of a drop-off, if you ask me. That's still not the Black Ops record. What's the Black Ops? What's the Black Ops record? Black Ops made one bill in one day. One bill one day? That's stupid. Black Ops 2.
00:41:10
Speaker
Dammit so so Call of Duty still is the bro game. Yeah God, I was gonna shit on you Steve. Why playing the bro is game bro. Oh, you're gonna call me a bro Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right, so the guy with a shoe calendar With GTA on it with GTA on the release date, that's true. That's true
00:41:33
Speaker
But you know what? You show me, where's crime been? Where's the real world crime been? Well, there was a shooting in Africa. There's been a pretty big- There was a shooting in Chicago. Yeah, what about the shooting at the fucking Navy Yard Archives in Washington DC? That was pretty big news. A lot of shootings.
00:41:53
Speaker
Well, check to see if they own Grand Theft Auto. So, Steve, I think your argument is defeated at that point. Where are all the shootings, guys? We're all dead people. He was upset that he saw so many people on Reddit playing it and he couldn't. He couldn't. And he shot up a Navy Yard. I don't mean I need a hard drive. I'm so crazy. They were blaming Grand Theft Auto, though. Well, of course, you know, the go-to thing to blame.
00:42:21
Speaker
the thing that came out the day after it's grand theft auto and uh... and m and m this is a top causes of uh... crime in america they still blame them well i mean i'm just talking about in general but you're always blame them and then the uh... you subject all of them and then i don't don't have a bad day work is like do you have you mad I like this time as doctor dollar sign war as good doctor dollar sign war as
00:42:49
Speaker
that's my sister's on the island doctor now but she doesn't have the dollars and the other dollars and you're the doctor money doesn't make any sense and i don't know what's up
00:43:02
Speaker
It makes no sense. He'd be like, hey, girl. All right, so. Well, that beats that, Steve. You beat it. I beat it. It was good. Just good. Like, well, all right. Story-wise, story-wise, the game plays a blast. Yeah. It's a blast. Story-wise, you know, it's a Grand Theft Auto game. It's not as good as the story of Red Dead Redemption. But, you know, it's fun. Wait, what happened at the end of that again, Kalani? Can you remind me? Because I forgot.
00:43:31
Speaker
fuck him shows up really cool I don't know you know the best in the best do you mean frozen contra or whatever the fuck his name is yeah no the best in the game was Castlevania yeah the bad guy looks exactly like him
00:43:52
Speaker
Oh, yeah, you're right. He does look like him. Yeah, it's like damn naked and Dracula weird thing with like the big black cloud around, you know, dude after I replay Red Dead and I do like the story. I just don't think it's actually my opinion of the game lowered quite a bit after playing it a second time because I'm like
00:44:14
Speaker
This gameplay, when it's slow, like every Rockstar game essentially has its slow bits, but holy shit, when it's slow in Red Dead, it is, it's a crawl. Yeah. You're gonna hurt the cows. Yeah, that's true. How a stupid kitty. I guess I would- I'd shoot a bear. When I think of Rockstar games, I primarily think of the cutscenes. Like that's the first thing I think of. And those are great. Those are great. Absolutely.
00:44:40
Speaker
And that's the thing. I like the main character of Red Dead. I like everything pretty much about the story in it. Everything's great. Yeah. And like, you know, the end of an era.
Red Dead Redemption vs. GTA V
00:44:52
Speaker
End of the world. It's expansion. Those cowboys would go all the way. All these zombies. I guess it doesn't really hit as hard as the second time.
00:45:05
Speaker
Whereas, you know, play GTA 5, I'm actually, like, I'm having a ton of fun. It's hard to have, like, fun in Red Dead. Red Dead's a game you play. Yeah, that's true. You can't just hand a controller on Red Dead. Alright, Chris, your turn to ride a horse 15 miles into this town and shoot five guys. Shoot some nuns. Shoot some nuns. Wait, so Devin, are you actually doing the missions or are you just riding around having fun?
00:45:29
Speaker
Well, see, I'm enjoying a palate cleanser of GTA 5, and then I wash my mouth out. I wash my mouth out with Kingdom Hearts. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you're not actually doing the missions? No, I'm doing the missions. No, he's doing the missions. What he's saying is... He says he plays a little bit and then... And then he gets shot in the mouth by Kingdom Hearts. John, you remember how I played Last of Us?
00:45:50
Speaker
And when I needed a break from feeling awful inside, I played Animal Crossing. Well, Devon will stomp nuns with his boots in Grand Theft Auto for eight hours. And then he'll be like, you're not playing the game the way it's supposed to be played?
00:46:09
Speaker
John, I feel- Pop-ups keep coming up on my screen when I play Grand Theft Auto and it says, Devin has violated a corpse. And then I check his mission level and it says zero completed. Just say it, Devin. You gotta do those missions. I just got Trevor, okay? You gotta play the game the right way, Devin. You can't just run around that game. You can't just drive around having fun. You have to do the missions. Oh, I have been. Yeah, you have to keep track of them, write them in your journal, and we want to know what's going on.
00:46:34
Speaker
I mean, I have the same feeling I have. Because I was really worried that Grand Theft Auto 5 is just four. It's just four. And honestly, I didn't really like four very much. Five's already better. Yeah, immensely, immensely better. Absolutely.
00:46:51
Speaker
I remember I think like because you know when it four came out it was the greatest game ever and I think I spent like after like my third day playing I was like this game's not that good like okay it's good well like it's kind of boring I was disappointed it didn't live up to the height of my thoughts I was like I'm disappointed in this game
00:47:10
Speaker
It definitely wasn't San Andreas Vice City. It was kind of a back step, to be honest, because they introduced all these awesome things in San Andreas. You can buy shit. Yeah, you can. That was my biggest complaint. Remember, I said, why should I really enjoy this game when I can't like you can't customize cars like it doesn't fit the story. I get that. But like it's still a fucking sandbox game. Like it's still you're still kind of beholden to your players. Yeah.
00:47:38
Speaker
You gotta keep your time. First of all, hey, I didn't see a single sandbox anywhere. This game's fucking lying to me constantly. I think there is a sandbox. Well, which lie is it? Which lie is it? Which lie is it? Dude, what? Oh, I get it. What you do? Oh, god. Oh, stop. Stop it. OK. So let's get out of that. Let's get out of that Grand Theft Auto 5 zone. Let's get into a different zone.
00:48:10
Speaker
I, John, we were talking about this. What's up? So, the PlayStation 4 is not being released in Japan until February.
PS4 Japan Release Delay Speculation
00:48:20
Speaker
Oh god, John, what are you gonna do? I'm not in Japan. Yeah, I know, but I mean, you know, you're Asian.
00:48:29
Speaker
Well no, you're our Asian correspondent. Yeah, and you can't- That's ridiculous. The rule is, you can't review- God Lonnie? God Lonnie? Well heck you, Jeeves! Why don't you please speak to God Lonnie. We're not gonna make God Lonnie our Asian correspondent. That wasn't the one I was running against. Listen. With God Lonnie, yeah, he's throwing thunderbolts. John, I wanna be honest with you, you can't-
00:48:55
Speaker
What the fuck was that? God Lonnie, are you kidding me? The Lonzilla, I think he was trying to do it, but it didn't turn out well. John, you can't play it until the Japanese get it.
00:49:08
Speaker
Wait, so I can't get mine until the Japanese get there? No, no. No solidarity, bro. They do. They do racial profiling when you buy it. Yeah, they do. You can't get it, man. I'm sorry. He goes, whoo. They go, that's a wide-eyed. Wait, no, but in all seriousness, why are they doing this? Good question. Why are they doing this? Well, I think because Sony knows where the money is, and that's not in Japan. It's in North America.
00:49:35
Speaker
So they're making a whole bunch more units for America getting rid of those first and then I think it's twofold. I think it's because They're catering to work. They're making the most money and like Japan's essentially a lock They're like we're gonna get Japan fuck it like so so a they just want to get you know, the problem areas the disputed areas so to speak first and they want to
00:50:00
Speaker
You know, the company line is they want to make sure they have like a really solid lineup. I'll be honest with you. Or for the PS4 when it does release in Japan. Maybe by February is pretty, seems probable. If this was an American company and they pull that shit here, people will lose their shit. Oh my god. That's what a lot of people in Japan are doing. So is Microsoft going to capitalize on this and release, are they releasing, they should release more Xbox right now?
00:50:26
Speaker
Japan I think they could release Xbox one units for $150 in Japan and they still wouldn't sell well, so I think Microsoft like They don't really sell in Japan. Yeah, they're Japan's really biased
00:50:42
Speaker
Still they still don't sell on Japan. I mean they don't know and I mean comparatively They had a hunter deal and people still weren't buying it. Yeah, like they don't give a fuck They did remember lost Odyssey. It wasn't like a great RPG for the Xbox. Yeah, I heard it was a pretty good game Yeah, I had fucking nobody bought it in Japan
00:51:03
Speaker
Because there's no respect over there. No respect over there. The original Final Fantasy guy made a fucking amazing RPG from what I hear and nobody picked it up. And they went, I only play on my PSP. I don't know why he's a samurai. They're still around. Playing PSPs. But no, yeah. How fucking, how mad would you be, Steve? If like, if, yeah, Microsoft like, you know what? You'll get the Xbox.
00:51:33
Speaker
next year like march schools in a march i'd be like one you guys need to fucking that dumb it is not the whole holiday season we want to make sure we have a good one uh... ways as prayer post on the three from this year post a day and that's not like no no i mean i mean that uh... the decision-making wait what
00:52:01
Speaker
i mean steve for steve's decision-making like is or was it and did they announce that on that xbox isn't coming out in america toll february after the three is what they know that the three steve or two will receive his xbox ones on february twenty first everyone else will be receiving it in uh... november of this year with what
00:52:24
Speaker
Thank you. Thank you. Hold on. Hold on, Jack Trenton. No questions. Jack Trenton. No questions. Jack Trenton. Especially not from that man. That's me, Steve O'Teary. Steve O'Teary will be not receiving his Xbox One until next August. You pushed it back. I did. What if I let him borrow mine? If you let him borrow yours, you will no longer be able to use yours. It'll break. Man! That's what's going to happen. What if he steals mine?
00:52:50
Speaker
Do you hate that? I won't have any systems to play with. You won't have anything. The guy made sure of that. Yes, Steve, you make your fucking... You're like, oh, I'm getting an Xbox, because I'm a fucking... I'm a bro. I'm a fucking bro one. Whoa, whoa. I'm getting an Xbox One, because it is actually releasing with games. So it's definite? It's definite? You're getting the one? Yeah. Yeah, and right now... What are you doing with your PS4 money? I'm probably gonna sell the PS4 that I pick up, or I'll just move the money. Wait, you actually are getting rid of your PS4?
00:53:19
Speaker
Well, I might. Right now, I'm like really decided on it. Well, no, I'm not giving it to people. Give it to me. It's birthday present. Give it to me. Give me the system. Actually, my birthday's coming out after that, so. Right. Somebody should get me a PS4. No, you get me a PS4. No, how about you get me a PS4? No, no, no, no. I want to get you a PP4. I'm not gonna get you that. I'm about to come over there and knock you down a little bit. John, buy me a PS4.
00:53:44
Speaker
He's fucking what are you doing? John John? Sorry, I'm checking. I'm checking my face Fucking webpage. No one's gone on to it Ten reason why seven is better than any game ever
00:54:10
Speaker
Number one, Aaron dies. Number two, Tifa's boobies. Those things are nuts in the cutscenes. You just sound like, you just sound like, what's his name? You sound like, what's his name, Steve? Fucking Pat. What's his name, Pat? Pat O'Neill?
00:54:28
Speaker
Yeah That's what you you sound just like him right now. I don't you do T for his biggest boobs do T for his boobs are I will say we're Steve slash John What's the other five reasons? Oh, okay number? No, where was I? I know you are Barrett. So you're fine. I know I never was I got six more. All right, six. All right, here we go. Uh, I
00:54:48
Speaker
You get a tiger not a tiger you get a tiger Indian Fox thing. Yeah, that's close. Uh Number seven Vincent Valentine vampire with a sniper rifle come on eight number eight There's a wedge in Antilles. Come on. Come on named after Star Wars. How do they do it? Uh
00:55:14
Speaker
Sid, another Sid, GTFO. This is just grueling to list the F-O in the 90s. I did. Number one. Number 10 or what? Number one. It's three discs. That's like three games for $1. It's not. It's worth it. Yo, PlayStation X is totally going to beat this shit.
00:55:39
Speaker
Out of Nintendo 64. I agree with that. Yeah, that's calling it here. I agree with that David. Fuck the Saturn. That's a joke system. I got the Saturn. You got the Saturn? I got a second Saturn at home. Do you still have it? Yeah, I think I do actually. Do you fire it up every morning? You could sell that shit on eBay for like 200 bucks. You think so? Really?
00:55:58
Speaker
Yeah, people collect that shit. Oh, I got some games, too. People do love their dark shit. You should look through your stuff, dude. Fucking people buy retro shit all the time. I think my dad's heart would break if I sold it, though. No, he wouldn't. I used to play fighting games with him all the time on it. Yeah, guess what? Virtual Fighter. Used to play Fighting Vipers with him. Yeah, it did. Buy an Xbox One, fire up Killer Instinct. You can only be Jago. No! My dad won't let me kill you. No, no, hold on.
00:56:26
Speaker
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. If you want to play the game for free, yeah, you only get Django. I'm sorry when I go to the library, I can't take out more than one book.
00:56:41
Speaker
Not your school library. Real life library. In my school library, I can take out like five books. That's why I said not a school library. In any library you go to, you can take out more than one book. I'm sorry I have a thing that says Steve O'Tear to only take out one book in the library. Just like how I can only get my Xbox One in February. That's fucked up, man. Yeah. But anyway, what I'm saying is they just introduced Orchid back in the game. She's gonna be in Killer Instinct. She's the one that used to fucking hit her ass with her baton.
00:57:10
Speaker
Steve, you're shoving that in your ass. It looked like she was shoving a baton up her butt. Why did she do that? Because that's when she wins. She spanks herself? Well, she's also turning it off. John, thoughts. John, thoughts on working smack in her butt with a baton. I don't really have any thoughts on that. COMBO BREAKER! You just broke your thought process. How do you feel about that?
00:57:35
Speaker
Uh, I feel broken. ULTRA COMBO! John, when you get the instinct, are you not gonna play any other fighting game ever again? I'm not gonna play Killer Instinct, I feel like it's trash. COMBO BREAKER! Everybody's getting the instinct. You know what? Maybe I'll be able to play a fighting game that people can enjoy.
00:57:53
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. We're not going to immediately find the glitch. I'm going to be Sabrewolf. Sabrewolf was always my boy. I was Sabrewolf for Halloween. If anybody wants to see a Halloween photo of me and Sabrewolf, I'll have to find it. See, I like to see that, because that's probably an awful costume. Sabrewolf is pretty involved. I was wearing a werewolf mask, and I had black sweatpants, jean shorts over those black sweatpants, and a black sweater, and werewolf claw hands. You look like you sound like you were a dancer at a club.
00:58:21
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Yeah, well, I was Beetlejuice for Halloween. I was... I was scorpion for like three years in a row. Hold on. Chris, can you be Beetlejuice this Halloween? I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I was thinking
00:58:50
Speaker
powders his face puts black eyeliner on it was like green seaweed or around there i get away going to have to see that you know it's really good job i heard from what what do you plan for halloween this year a good question uh... probably just kind of like crime self-sleep now that's nice okay yes it's the president and that's really great that's good if you wait you think there's gonna be trigger trues in your hotel
00:59:14
Speaker
that'll be creepy as hell and i would not answer the fucking my hotel door for anybody well you know what at least better than last year's halloween cuz there was no halloween he's uh... holly was not stronger than the storm uh... boy story what is it what does this mean what is this in reference to the kids of halloween yeah last year because of her they had it like two weeks later and nobody fucking went out because it was cuz of her kate swar as actually at with the money side of the money side
00:59:46
Speaker
Okay, I you know I want to talk about something that was on your little list there You know you got ten seconds. I got ten seconds shit for Joss Wheaton rewriting Thor because it's shit
00:59:58
Speaker
Wait, who did it clarify? Joss Whedon rewrote Thor, the character, made him cool. We won't! Joss defeated Vivo. Shut up! Shut up! He's saying all the words we're thinking. He rewrote Thor because he sucks, made him better.
Thor Movie Rewrites and Loki's Scenes
01:00:13
Speaker
And it's Thor. And they added more Loki scenes, that's what I heard. Did they really? Yeah, they added more Loki. Which I'm kind of wary about. I'm wary about that too. Because that's like too much of a thing. Anything's improvement from the last movie.
01:00:25
Speaker
Yeah. All right. Um, I say just Piloki in all the moves. So to clarify Galani is sort of true statement. It's true. It's true. You know what? Galani reels them in. You let them know. I got embellished, baby. I know. I know. I know. All right. Uh, so tour. So they actually flew in Joss Whedon to rewrite a few scenes. I think three, they, there's the, there were like whole problem scenes. Whole movie. And, uh, the director's like,
01:00:51
Speaker
Hey, can you, uh, can you fix this for me? He's like, yeah, okay. Get the fuck out of the way. Hey, get out of the way. I'll do it. Hey. Done. This road Buffy loves Spike. So, so, so literally, like. Easy. He finishes, right? He's about to get on his helicopter.
01:01:07
Speaker
Can you come back? I have another scene. He's like, actually, I have two. And he's like, you're going to be kidding me. Yeah. So. What are you tards doing over there in Marvel? You're in your wheelchair. It's limited. Limited? What are you limited doing over there? Oh, sorry. Yeah. You're limited. That sounds even worse. That sounds way worse. So I mean, it's just three scenes. So it's probably more. It probably seems like a bigger deal than it is.
01:01:32
Speaker
But like, is that troubling? Or is it cool that they, like, fly in with the fucking ace? The big problem that's, the thing that is troubling is that there's been, like, I think two recorded, they're going back for reshoots. That's never a good sign. Yeah, that's true. So there's a problem. But those reshoots could be the other Loki scenes.
01:01:50
Speaker
Which probably, yeah, I wouldn't, no, but I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, they, they, they haven't created a compelling enough villain. Like somebody, somebody sat down and went, the problem, here's the problem. That guy, uh, Malacath, the dark elf, he's like nowhere in the trailers. He's barely in the poster. He's the villain in the movie. Malacath, the dark elf.
01:02:17
Speaker
See that? Steve had no fucking clue. I didn't know. There's been like three trailers. I know. That's not a good thing. He's got a white and black face, right? Can I just point out that when your villain's name is Malacath, the Dark Elf, your movie is automatically in trouble.
01:02:34
Speaker
Yeah, that's kind of the way I was looking at it. Like, I'm not excited to see Malakath. Malakath, the dark elf is here. I'm for her. What are you doing in my world? I will throw at you. Um, excuse me, but I think you have to pay a toll. That's what I imagine in this movie. That's pretty much what's going to happen. I mean, I'm a dark elf. I mean, it's Christopher for Eccleston. Is it really? Eccleston
Cobra Commander Actor Mix-up
01:02:56
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is Malak? Well, you know, he was great as Cobra Commander. No, but here's the thing, though. No, he wasn't Cobra Commander. Jason Gordon-Levitt was Cobra Commander.
01:03:10
Speaker
I know like that's the thing though. He's He's the bad guy and like Loki's in it. Loki's the wild card. Oh, that's a nice photo. It's for in a dark elf having some fun No, but like so I Don't be better than man of steel
01:03:33
Speaker
No, come on. I don't know. I'm not going to say anything. I have no hope in the show. All right. Really? I really don't. One to five. Five being Blade shows up at the end of the movie. One being Blade is murdered, mentioned off screen. That's not fair. That's not fair.
01:03:55
Speaker
Because you know it's impossible for fucking the god of all heroes to show up in Thor's
Asgardian Vampires and Blade Crossover Pitch
01:04:01
Speaker
movie. Yeah, why doesn't Disney just pay his taxes? Why doesn't Disney just pay his taxes? It's gonna be a big old bloodbath in his world. And Thor's gonna be crawling on the ground. Do you know how cool that would be where it's like, all of Asgard has turned into vampires! And the blade just flies in the clouds. Time to kill some gods. And that's it. Well, here's the thing, though. I'm excited because I think this more than Iron Man.
01:04:26
Speaker
has more potential to be a tiny... I'm a Marvel fanboy, so I'm really excited for anything that can come out!
01:04:34
Speaker
Watch your only movie You said that whenever you hear John you hear ping-pong
01:05:09
Speaker
But seriously, I think I just pitched a better movie
Blade Reboot vs. Avengers 2 Preference
01:05:14
Speaker
I'd rather see a Blade movie, I'd rather see a new Blade movie. A Blade reboot starring Wesley Snipes than see Avengers 2 at this point. I agree with you. John, we have a photo from the set of a Thor movie.
Thor Movie Set Photo Discussion
01:05:31
Speaker
I'm going to try to send this over to you. Send it to me via the Skype message. Sure, we'll send it.
01:05:38
Speaker
We'll try to get it on. Wait, what? You got it. Let's see if we can. Let me see if I can send this your way. Because it's a pretty solid shot of Christopher Eccleston as the Dark Elf. It makes me believe that this movie might actually be. Yeah, this is the first image. I'm not trusting this at all. I'm pretty sure it's a horror fiction. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's scary. Hey, Dark Owl. Dark Owl's real.
01:06:08
Speaker
Eh, yeah, you totally do that, Chris. Well, you know. Well, you haven't been on round.com in a while, John. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, John, you're going to get a link. All right, here you go. Yeah, we just sent you a link of Malachi, and we want to hear your reaction. Open that up and take a look.
01:06:26
Speaker
Are you kidding me? I have a headache now. I have a headache from looking at this. Is that Legolas slash? No, that's the fat elf in the two towers that like comes and saves them. Which shows all the elves. That's what he's going to look like in the movie. Just get a picture. You make that the picture for the uh? Yeah, yeah. You have to make that the picture for the podcast so people know. I am. Absolutely. No lie.
01:06:56
Speaker
I want to see that movie. Just back to the point, originally. No, you lost the point. No, the point is gone. Fat Krakow. The point is completely defeated, Devin. You can't talk anymore. A fat Malacath, Chris Eccleston, fighting Blade. That's all I can think of right now. Fuck it. Fuck it. Whatever. I'm just the aliens at the end. Wait, when's that come out? When's the story coming out?
01:07:26
Speaker
Don't know but in Japan they're pushing it to February Devon you know the Thor movies completely ruined now as soon as Chris I Don't even matter if he looks like this or not, you know, I don't have to see with you cackling ass Can you pull that up again
01:08:09
Speaker
So that's that's what we have to look forward to in November that's the film That's how you know, it's official
Doubts About Upcoming Thor Movie
01:08:25
Speaker
All right. All right. Yeah, let's wrap it up. So we all know that Thor is going to be a piece of shit. I don't know, man. We're all pretty much sure of that, right? I just, I disagree. Can we all agree that that is the truth? I don't think it's going to be good. I think it's going to be, what's the last, is the last Marvel movie you enjoyed Avengers? Yeah. Oh, that's it. There's been one.
01:08:51
Speaker
Yeah, a Marvel movie that I enjoyed was The Avengers. That is Iron Man 3 or something else. Oh no, I enjoyed Iron Man 3. I love Iron Man 3. I forgot, I'm not... Yeah, we're not you, not me. I'm not half of...
01:09:02
Speaker
The real fans, real books don't have robots. You call me Mountain Man, okay. Real books don't have Batman. Real books don't have robots. You know, let's create like an anti-fanboy version of them. Yeah, real books don't have robots. Real books don't have robots. Real books have robots. Yeah, Thai books have that. Or real books have Batman. Real books have... Fake books have Superman. Oh, that's nice. I don't know. We're out to work on that.
01:09:31
Speaker
Yeah, it just doesn't flow off the tongue. No books have. No books have bad guy. No books have bad guy. Malacath. I'm still laughing about that picture. You know, there was a point and then it just got scrapped on.
01:09:49
Speaker
like the t-ra is like this you're the one going to try to hit her tops you were the one going to do this and we got a great set photo from the film you guys are gonna love it you get to see Thor and how he gets his hair like that and we get to learn about Maleketh and why his face is blue
01:10:15
Speaker
Dude, I don't know how you guys are keeping it together right now. This picture is amazing. See, I'm not even, I don't even have access to it right now. Yo, Devin, the best part is it's like 80 pages down.
01:10:39
Speaker
But it has the fucking Thor watermark, it's official that has to be official then just do that
01:10:49
Speaker
LOL, good job. People are giving it some good reviews. Not a fan, but I couldn't do any better, so good job. We got a good review. People are like, I like it. Also made me realize it's going to look great, like the Prince and Hellboy 2. Scary, yet real. Yeah. Probably probably one of the most glowing reviews from GOTG name. Terrible. That's all it said. Guardians of the Galaxy. It was terrible.
01:11:20
Speaker
Well, you know, you know what this is a point there was a point should be a thing we do weekly We should go through all the fan photoshops of supposes superhero movies We like the best
01:11:48
Speaker
From what Devin told me about this story, I think Malakath starts off a little chubbier and then he loses shape.
01:12:00
Speaker
It's a rough sample of concept art made for the film made for the film actual scene from film Should have to have one
Malekith's Appearance Jokes
01:12:20
Speaker
No, I can't even do that wait, what is this on? comicbook movie comm fanfic It is it's it's just somebody really put the time in on this suit
01:12:33
Speaker
It's a released photo this might be could be coming from Disney All right guys, we should wrap this we've spiraled into Malakath Insanity Speaking of which one of you guys has to be that version of Malakith for Halloween shit I don't do anything just get away and pay my face. I'm
01:12:58
Speaker
It's just like a fat William Wallace. That's William Wallace. Oh my god. I'm so glad you guys found that. I really am. It made my day. It really did. It made my day. When he listens to this podcast, he'll find this photo. That's fucking brilliant. I can't believe I didn't do that. That looks incredible.
01:13:24
Speaker
Call my agent. Re-shoots. Re-shoots. Yeah, that's what the re-shoots are. They saw that and they went, what? What have you been doing wrong? Fuck. You've been doing so much wrong. That's what Josh Wheaton said. I guess we're ending the podcast now, right? Permanently. Permanently ending it after that. What are we talking about following that? I'm like fucking sweating from fucking laughing so hard at this fucking picture.
01:13:54
Speaker
All right, well, it's a fanboy signing off. Good boy, Tanoy. See you later, meatballs. What are you doing? See you later, meatballs. What are you doing, Devin? See you later, meatballs. Devin, bring in your guy. Bring in your guy, Devin. Bring in your guy. Oh, Devin's bringing in his guy. Oh, sweet. Oh, shit. Hey, it's me, lard-ass Lex. Quack, quack, quack, quack. I can bring my guy. Yeah, go on. Bring in your guy. Bring in your guy. Ah, that's big.
01:14:25
Speaker
Who's this? Can you tell? I got two different colors on my face. Malacab? You better believe it. You won! I got four shot up to my crib soon.
01:14:41
Speaker
Is that Shaq? We got to get back and get some burger so we don't have something to eat while we watch Reagan bed. I don't think you need anything else to eat. I'm kidding me, I'm starving. It sounds like you're always starving. That's really rude. I don't know. We have a guest here, Devin. The first thing you say is you don't eat anything more to eat. His throat's over the mic. He's not even... Stop eating in the mic. Woof. Woof. Woof.
01:15:09
Speaker
Stop eating the mic now Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. You look like boss nast So, uh So yeah, you know Probably gonna be getting a lot of ladies after this movie comes out man. Nobody even knows you're in it. Oh
01:15:29
Speaker
Na man, ladies are gonna be lining up, seeing Melketh. Gonna wanna take a look at my, gonna wanna take a look at my, my dark world. Talking about my butthole. Talking about my butthole, folks. I wanna take a look at it and the ladies are, they're excited. So what happened to your, what happened to your face? Yeah, why is it blue? What are you eating? What are you eating, dude? Why is my face blue? He keeps eating in Claire's. Man, these are Claire's. They're cold. Why come they're cold?
01:15:59
Speaker
Oh, why are you talking about my face? Yeah, why is your face blue? I spilled a Slurpee on my face. Why don't you clean it? It's one of those blue Slurpees. I don't know, man. It's sticky. It tastes good. It's like permanent now? Yeah, I guess so. No, I don't think you should. I bet you showered that. You want one of these? No, I'm good. Thank you. You're an elf, right? You're a dark elf? He's a dark elf. Yeah, whatever. I don't know. Aren't you supposed to be skinny and fit? What are you implying?
01:16:24
Speaker
Well, I'm surprised you look like a piece of shit. No. That's a guy who can't ride a few elephants that are elephants. First of all, first of all, first of all, what else have you seen in movies before? Or the Rings. Or the Rings. Right. The one that pulls out teeth in the reindeer movie. Light Elves, right? I'm a dark elf.
01:16:44
Speaker
Dark elves way at least two and a quarter 225 maybe 250 What's the body fat on that? What was it? What's the body fat on the body fat? We have to maintain a level at least 40% body fat. Yeah, you have to maintain it. Yeah, it keeps our man over that You're like 80% and that's being nice. I'm a lot a lot more man to rule. Oh
01:17:07
Speaker
So yeah, you guys are going to see my movie? I'm excited. I am. I don't know if I'm excited for this version. Well, if you say there's light elves, how do the light elves treat you? Well, you know, I don't really hang out with them. So I don't know. Like, I don't care. Mostly just hang out with that Thor guy. I don't think Thor likes you. He gained like 40 pounds hanging out with me.
01:17:41
Speaker
These are so good What you know protein get the body Yeah, big you didn't we will tell me oh
01:17:56
Speaker
All right, guys, guys, what did you do to him? Yes. Well, I do. He didn't. He didn't watch. I ain't breaking back. What did I do on it? And he. Oh, my God. Isn't that good? The that was to make the best show greatest.
01:18:12
Speaker
That's like Pig Latin. I don't know what that meant. I don't know what that meant. Thor. Thor, what happened? Why did you gain so much weight? And stop swinging that. I did it for some bulk up, man. He's getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big, getting big
01:18:29
Speaker
No, you guys are enemies weren't enemies. Yes one enemies just like just see a wall. Oh What do you think about that tall Lydia thing we think about that hallelujah The lint off of Lydia, you know, my favorite scene was last night with that just boys Jesse got that ice cream OMG American dream in a buttercup right there to
01:18:57
Speaker
Hey y'all, this is awful. You think I could use Mjolnir and chisel it so it's like a big fork? You say you're gonna make a fork and I haven't? No! It's made by dwarves.
01:19:14
Speaker
Uru it's made by it's made of Uru. All right. Uru. Uru. What the hell Uru? Yo, that's some goofy ass shit. The whole world, we made it a real world with Breaking Bad. Yeah, dude. You ever see that? Real world? What's a real world? Listen, you need to stop eating and chewing into the mic. You need to stop eating and just hit the mic. I'm going to turn this hammer. You know what? I'm getting kind of tired. I think I'm going to head back to my house.
01:19:44
Speaker
Trailer you can go. What are you gonna do with an Avengers 2 man? You look like you got a lot work Hey, Thor you won't come back. What's more bring back? Dude, I'm only I'm only on season 3. I'm only on season 3. Do you know about what? Well, yeah, I'm jumping ahead to I'm gonna watch them. He don't care about spoilers. It's real strange. He's immortal So we're gonna go back
01:20:08
Speaker
I got a whole thing of funyuns with our names on it. Malacath and Thor. Thou who touch our funyuns say, will be smoted by the greatest A. That was a fuzz. That doesn't make any sense. I never wanted Loki to show up. Hey, Dev. You and these eclairs are delicious. They're cold. No. Galani, put down the eclair. Man, they're good.
01:20:35
Speaker
He's not eating it. Hey guys, it's me, Loki. That's not how you talk. Stop. I have breathing problems now because I was hitting to the ground really hard. That will happen.
01:20:57
Speaker
Have you seen my brother and his fat friend? I have, unfortunately. What happened? Hey, fat bro, baby. Loki, what happened to them? That's... That's... They got into Breaking Bad without me. Seriously, I've only watched the first season and then you guys watched it while I was trying to invade Earth. You talk when we watch TV shows and we can't hear it. Because I don't understand what's the plot! Your brother sucks, man.
01:21:26
Speaker
You're telling me that. These thou asshole. I heard that. I have feelings and a headband. Y'all get pretty tired. I'm going home. Yeah, me too. Oh, I'm still here. I'm going to be here. I'm going to be on the podcast every week. These thou thus reports. All right. I'm going to say that it's a classic. I don't think.
01:21:54
Speaker
is a healthy lifestyle there's a lot of you're all i don't i get it cuz you ate it all if i had walked away damage you know what he's looking fit and she looks good about that now get guys tightly all the players in steve's fridge how do you get all that blue on his face that's it