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Episode 16: Call the Lightning
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Our squad, freshly assembled with Ireena Kolyana and Ismark the Lesser, travel the Count's Realm towards Vellaki. We ride towards a gate, pulled in our wagon by the two best boys Tenacious D. A supply-laden cart beyond a gate heads towards us from up the road. The gate opens and a certain servant of Strahd appears...
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Introduction & Character Rebirth
00:00:02
The Blade's Edge
Hello one and all and welcome back to the Blade's Edge D and&D actual play podcast where we are currently playing through Curse of Strahd. We are coming off of a unfortunate ah TPK and rebirth um with one of our characters, Fezrak, now Desan, Gilmond, so back, we're still back, Gilmond Graves, sister,
00:00:24
Alma Graves
soba So back. So back.
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The Blade's Edge
Alma Graves, Inabi, who was trapped or stuck, we don't know, in this ring um ah that Valyrias Moonstone was wearing and back.
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The Blade's Edge
Bash,
Bash Bloodsinger's New Identity
00:00:47
The Blade's Edge
do we know you're deserving blood singer? I mean, OK, I know you're not. Now everybody knows.
00:00:50
Kyle
Yeah, no, we talked about it.
00:00:51
The Blade's Edge
Well, we did talk about. OK, cool. Bash blood singer coming out of the blood spear of Kavan after the unfortunate death of Roy Halovich.
00:01:03
The Blade's Edge
um
00:01:04
Alma Graves
Blackjack Bash.
00:01:04
Kyle
RIP.
00:01:05
The Blade's Edge
We are going to.
00:01:05
Kyle
like jack
00:01:06
The Blade's Edge
It's been a minute since we've played in person. um Just for those of you listening, um we're going to start off tonight. All of you guys are going to have inspiration.
00:01:14
Alma Graves
Oh yeah.
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Tommy
All right.
00:01:16
Trevor
Let's go.
00:01:16
Kyle
george
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The Blade's Edge
Which if you're, you're sitting at home, uh, in, in the 2024 version, it's called heroic inspiration.
00:01:17
Alma Graves
I am inspired.
00:01:23
The Blade's Edge
Um, just DM inspiration means that you guys can reroll something. Um, uh, any D 20 test is what they're called any D 20 roll. Uh, you can reroll it.
00:01:35
The Blade's Edge
And if you want to use it for something, something else, something fun, like when we roll your damage dice or, uh, I don't know, something, something like that surprised me. Uh, I'm totally cool with that.
00:01:48
The Blade's Edge
um
Journey to Valaki & Strahd's Interest
00:01:49
The Blade's Edge
As we left off, the four of you, Alma Graves, Bash, Bloodsinger, Inabi, Desan, formerly Vesrak, Bainval,
00:02:04
The Blade's Edge
You guys were met and were traveling to the town of Valaki with is Mark the lesser as as he's known to some people.
00:02:15
The Blade's Edge
Maybe that's sort of a disparaging ah title.
00:02:18
Alma Graves
The Lesser.
00:02:19
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, that is. I don't know. if I don't know if he loves that, um but.
00:02:24
Alma Graves
Unless Lesser is like Junior, I don't know.
00:02:24
The Blade's Edge
that
00:02:27
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, no, I know it was you guys had found out because of he lived in the shadow of his father.
00:02:32
Alma Graves
True, true, true.
00:02:33
Kyle
Mm.
00:02:33
The Blade's Edge
Um, with Is Mark and with Irena Kolyana, who you found out Strahd was after Irena, the thing he wanted more than anything in the world. He, what he believes to be his true love. You guys had struck up a deal with them. ah Is Mark wanting to kill Strahd just as much as you guys ah to head to the town of Valaki, where she would potentially be more safe.
00:02:59
The Blade's Edge
as the village of Barovia, where you guys were kind of was in the shadow of the castle. So like really close. So to sort of put some distance, that is why you guys are going to be lucky. You, um, thanks to, thanks to Kyle beams for the, for the recap, you guys on your way to the lucky you stopped at the the tesser pools and you met Madam Eva.
Madam Eva's Taroko Reading
00:03:23
The Blade's Edge
And you had a Taroko reading where you found that um a treasure that could potentially help you is at a place called Argenvostholt. A different treasure seems to be somewhere deep in the mountains. um These are all marked on the map here, the map that I'll move you guys to right now.
00:03:45
The Blade's Edge
with the exes and you had found that a greatest ally would be a wizard. His mind is broken, but his spells are strong. This is the mad mage you keep hearing about this. This mage who had has done um combat with Strahd before and has led many ah commoners to their death in the fight against him.
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The Blade's Edge
um
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Alma Graves
He will.
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Trevor
um I'll do it again.
00:04:15
The Blade's Edge
and And listen, and and he'll fucking do it again.
00:04:21
The Blade's Edge
T.P.K. Number two is you guys and army and him all going.
00:04:26
Trevor
ah Nuts.
00:04:26
Alma Graves
ah some
00:04:27
The Blade's Edge
Getting dusted and him just at the very end and like back and running away.
00:04:31
Trevor
That's so funny.
00:04:33
The Blade's Edge
Not again.
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The Blade's Edge
We ended with you guys coming to you guys can see on the map, you're right here. um Coming to this gate, this gateway, ah you knew that Ravenloft,
00:04:49
The Blade's Edge
the castle Ravenloft was to the east through these gates was the village of Valaki. They were closed.
Encounter with Rahadin
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The Blade's Edge
But as the gates opened. A black carriage pulled by two jet black horses. Pulled through the other side. And we left off with the carriage coming to a halt in front of you.
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The Blade's Edge
And the door of the carriage opens.
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The Blade's Edge
And stepping out.
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The Blade's Edge
Let me get, let me get a perception check from everybody.
00:05:30
Alma Graves
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The Blade's Edge
Let's get a perception check.
00:05:32
Alma Graves
I'm so excited about this.
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The Blade's Edge
hu
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Kyle
Or sappy.
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Alma Graves
So excited about this.
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Trevor
Coming in.
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Alma Graves
Whoo! Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about.
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Trevor
Oh, let's go.
00:05:39
Kyle
Damn.
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Tommy
17.
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The Blade's Edge
Nice.
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Alma Graves
That's a plus zero perception, but a nat 20, baby.
00:05:41
Kyle
11.
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Trevor
Eight.
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The Blade's Edge
We love a nat 20. As I move you guys to this page here, you can see your, you can see your two horses, tenacious D.
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Alma Graves
Oh my goodness.
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Trevor
Hell yeah.
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The Blade's Edge
Okay. um
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Alma Graves
Look at them.
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Kyle
So fire.
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Tommy
um so I'm so happy about TenaciousD. That was on my quest in my book.
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Kyle
ah
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Tommy
I was like, get TenaciousD back. like
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Kyle
It's so funny. How did you find this picture?
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Alma Graves
A lineage of D.
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The Blade's Edge
um I have a token for them here.
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Alma Graves
This is now a one this is now a one piece cannon.
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The Blade's Edge
Yes, you guys are in sort of you guys are not in a carriage. You guys are in sort of a what would you call it like a. um Yeah, an open ended wagon.
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Tommy
Like a wagon, like an open-ended wagon?
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The Blade's Edge
Who do we who do you guys think just for just for future who is like. um
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The Blade's Edge
Like manning the horses here. Which you can also if you want it to be is Mark and Irena, that's fine, too. Anybody has like particularly high animal handling.
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Alma Graves
I do not Yeah.
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Kyle
I got plus two.
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The Blade's Edge
You have a plus to that.
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Kyle
Yeah.
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The Blade's Edge
OK.
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Kyle
And I'm strong.
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Alma Graves
Keep those horses in line with those strong muscles, those sinewy arms.
00:06:53
Trevor
And I'm strong.
00:06:55
Kyle
I got you, dude.
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The Blade's Edge
OK.
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Alma Graves
Oh.
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The Blade's Edge
That works for me. um So bash. If I remember correctly, you had just gotten out and we're approaching the gates as they opened.
00:07:08
Kyle
ah Yes, yeah, I was gonna go.
00:07:13
The Blade's Edge
And in Nabi, yeah, they were closed.
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Kyle
Or was I approaching gates to open them or?
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The Blade's Edge
And then as you were approaching, they opened.
00:07:20
Kyle
Gotcha, gotcha. Yes, I'm out.
00:07:21
The Blade's Edge
So I'm just going to just for shits and gigs, I'll just put you right here.
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Kyle
Okay.
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The Blade's Edge
How do you feel about that?
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Alma Graves
Just for shits and giggles.
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Kyle
I mean, I get a bad aura from that, but I, yeah, sure.
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The Blade's Edge
From that, okay. Okay. You get out, you're going and Trev, um, at the end of last episode, you said you got out as well.
00:07:41
Trevor
No, you're you're misremembering for sure.
00:07:43
Alma Graves
<unk>s your system smith
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Trevor
No, I didn't. i stay I actually stayed into the town.
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Alma Graves
yeah
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Kyle
They actually went the other way, yeah.
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Trevor
I didn't even go with everybody. Yeah.
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The Blade's Edge
Yeah, I'm just here to listen at this point.
00:07:52
Trevor
No, that's perfect.
00:07:53
The Blade's Edge
Um, so Desan and Alma, you guys are still on the wagon.
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Alma Graves
Yeah.
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The Blade's Edge
Okay. So Bash and Inabi as you guys approach the gate. And the gate opens. I'll sort of draw a little. Those little black lines are the gate opening. You see this, not like not my best token, but. ah But the big ornate fancy black carriage. um Jet black horses, the door opens.
00:08:31
The Blade's Edge
And with a natural 20 perception check, Alma, you see that inside this entire carriage and on a cart that the cart is behind the carriage are supplies.
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The Blade's Edge
um And but with a natural imp perception check, you realize that as this person steps out, this person was on a supply run.
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Alma Graves
Interesting. interesting
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The Blade's Edge
You see this man stepping out.
00:09:02
Tommy
Kevin Elvish looking guy.
00:09:02
Alma Graves
Interesting.
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The Blade's Edge
Kind of an elvish looking guy.
00:09:05
Alma Graves
Yeah.
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The Blade's Edge
um And you guys can give me a history check.
00:09:14
Alma Graves
Oh, what in the hell, what?
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Kyle
13. Wow, double natty 20.
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Tommy
Al McGraves back to back 20s, not 20s.
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The Blade's Edge
Alma.
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Alma Graves
Alma two 20s in a row, she's well rested.
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Kyle
You're 1 in 400.
00:09:24
The Blade's Edge
One more of those and.
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Alma Graves
that's
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The Blade's Edge
um You guys get teleported to a different world.
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Kyle
yeah
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Tommy
i'm so' so in
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Alma Graves
It's like ah finding a, what is it?
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The Blade's Edge
um
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Alma Graves
One of the portal goblins in Diablo.
00:09:37
The Blade's Edge
I'll take your word for it. um Alma, you know, this is Rahadin.
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Alma Graves
Rahadin Holy crap
00:09:47
The Blade's Edge
This is the Chamberlain of Castle Ravenloft. He has served Strad's family faithfully for ah listen, it's been 78 years since your brother ah passed away.
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Tommy
I'm so, I'm so in.
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The Blade's Edge
Seventy eight years ago, you would have known he had served this st Strad's family faithfully for nearly 500 years. Uh, he seems as your, as you recall, he's Strad's eternal servant, longtime comrade in arms, and also a ruthless warrior. Um, so this man exits this elf. You would also know that he is a Elmo, the natural 20. He's something known as a dusk elf, which is a sort of rare, uh, type of elf.
00:10:37
Alma Graves
Interesting. I hadn't heard of that race before.
00:10:39
Trevor
dang that's cool
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Alma Graves
Um, I let the people around me know this is, this is no trifling foe.
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The Blade's Edge
Yeah. You see, as he, as he exits, he does have, uh, you know, even though he was on a, you know, he's getting some stuff, you see him in studded leathers, uh, the scimitar at his side.
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The Blade's Edge
Um, you see almost like one of those cross body bullet things that, uh, yeah, bandoliers, he has that, but there's darts in them.
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Alma Graves
Bandoliers.
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Alma Graves
Oh.
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The Blade's Edge
Um,
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Alma Graves
that's pretty cool
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The Blade's Edge
And as he gets out, he sees you bash and to not be closest and approaching. And he says. Well. What do we have here? Who travels the counts road?
00:11:35
Kyle
Wait real quick, do we have another group name or are we still a peg boys?
00:11:39
Alma Graves
We haven't developed a ah ah new group name yet.
Rahadin's Threat & Group Strategy
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Kyle
um we're just We're just passing through.
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The Blade's Edge
Hmm. He is going to. Um. I'm going to say at at this carriage approaching. Is Mark and Irena are ah trying to hide or I'll say Irena is trying to hide in the wagon. Um. Is Mark as well rewind a second and as it approaches is Mark looks at you just on an Alma and says
00:12:20
The Blade's Edge
Help me out, my sister.
00:12:24
Alma Graves
Um, yeah, absolutely. I help, um, I cast, um, alter self, um, or let's see.
00:12:32
The Blade's Edge
You can only do that on yourself, unfortunately, but let me know if I'm wrong.
00:12:34
Alma Graves
Yeah. I was thinking, I was thinking, uh, I could transform myself into her. Should the need arise.
00:12:43
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
00:12:45
Tommy
um I can cast Darkness with my Drow magic, but I feel like that would be too suspicious.
00:12:57
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So he throws a blanket over her and an attempt to hide her. And I will let, um, you guys give her the help action for this, um, stealth check.
00:13:15
Alma Graves
Highway inspection.
00:13:16
Tommy
Deal.
00:13:16
The Blade's Edge
So why don't Dasan and Alma both roll me a D 20 plus one and I'll take the higher roll.
00:13:23
Alma Graves
D20 plus one.
00:13:26
Alma Graves
Okay, here we go.
00:13:26
The Blade's Edge
Will it be your third natural 20?
00:13:29
Alma Graves
ah No, it will not, not for me.
00:13:31
Tommy
Ooh. It'd be a 12 for this on.
00:13:35
The Blade's Edge
Okay. We're going to see if this guy saw he's got a, all right.
00:13:45
Alma Graves
is it
00:13:48
The Blade's Edge
He's enrolled at 20. That's an 18 for a total of 29.
00:13:51
Tommy
Oh shit.
00:13:53
Alma Graves
Yeah, I was gonna say.
00:13:54
Tommy
Yikes. Yikes.
00:13:55
Kyle
What?
00:13:55
Trevor
Yo, what are the rules of ah using dud and inspiration against?
00:14:01
The Blade's Edge
Hey, you want me to reroll it? You want to use your inspiration for me to reroll his or you want to use it for them to reroll? Yeah, you'd use it for a design or or Alma or you, I, you can have him reroll. You tell me.
00:14:16
Trevor
Shit, I don't even know if you said, wait, did you say the total is 29?
00:14:21
The Blade's Edge
He has a plus 11. So either I'd have to roll in that one or they'd have to roll in that 20. The 5% chance either way.
00:14:33
Trevor
um Yes, and it was let's let's try to get him to rolling that one was one of the chances Let's go
00:14:37
Alma Graves
Send it.
00:14:38
The Blade's Edge
Okay, here we go. And I'll be using his DM inspiration. Natural one.
00:14:44
Alma Graves
Oh, how do we call the lightning on this podcast so often?
00:14:45
Tommy
oh baby
00:14:46
The Blade's Edge
Holy shit.
00:14:50
Tommy
yeah
00:14:50
The Blade's Edge
Wow.
00:14:51
Alma Graves
How do we call the lightning?
00:14:52
The Blade's Edge
The lightning as you look off into the distance, the mountain range beyond cool lightning coming down.
00:15:00
Alma Graves
That's our new group name called the lightning.
00:15:02
The Blade's Edge
Not bad.
00:15:04
Trevor
That's actually pretty sick.
00:15:04
The Blade's Edge
To be honest, kind of sick. um
00:15:06
Alma Graves
Alright, I'll put it forward.
00:15:08
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, put it on there. That's going to vote on it.
00:15:10
Tommy
Oh, baby.
00:15:10
The Blade's Edge
um He gets out of the carriage. You say that you're just traveling. He says. um
00:15:19
The Blade's Edge
It's marked the lesser. Finally leaving the village of Brovia. Can't stand the heat, can you? You see as Mark puffs up his chest and says. I'm not scared of you. Errand boy.
00:15:40
Tommy
Got him.
00:15:41
Alma Graves
Hell yeah, serve.
00:15:43
The Blade's Edge
See, this guy's like face kind of twitch a little bit. He says, well. Huh? Well, if you'd like to continue down this road. I'd like to meet your compatriots.
00:15:59
The Blade's Edge
um And Vesrak remind me when you were Vesrak, not the son, you never met this guy, right?
00:16:04
Tommy
Yeah, yeah. Nope, never met him.
00:16:06
The Blade's Edge
Cool. OK, so he does not know you um does not recognize you only recognizes his mark. um
00:16:15
The Blade's Edge
And he he looks at you bash and says, well, as he takes out a little piece of little notebook and a pen, a little quill, dips it in a ink pot on his belt that he opens. Name, please.
00:16:37
The Blade's Edge
Looking at you.
00:16:38
Kyle
Why do you want to know so bad?
00:16:44
The Blade's Edge
He says. I'm not here to play games. This is the Count's realm. I don't know you. You travel his road with an absolute nuisance. I'd call him a betrayer, but that would be giving him too much credit as he sneers at his mark. But I don't know you and it's time I do. Name.
00:17:13
Kyle
My name is Bash.
00:17:16
The Blade's Edge
writes down bash, looks at you, Trevor, looks at you, Alma.
00:17:19
Trevor
Minabi.
00:17:24
Alma Graves
Alma.
00:17:26
The Blade's Edge
And then he looks at you.
00:17:28
Tommy
Uh,
00:17:28
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
00:17:34
Tommy
uh, Desan?
00:17:37
The Blade's Edge
He writes it down yeah and is Mark. Anybody else with you?
00:17:48
The Blade's Edge
He poses the question to the group.
00:17:52
Kyle
You're looking at all of us.
00:17:56
The Blade's Edge
Right. Well, the count does like to meet all of the new suckers in his realm.
00:18:09
Alma Graves
Oh, suckers!
00:18:10
Trevor
Hey, you don't say that?
00:18:11
Alma Graves
Hey, wait a second, that's Golf of Hands.
00:18:12
Kyle
You're the sucker.
00:18:13
Trevor
Hey, too far, too far.
00:18:13
Kyle
You're the loser.
00:18:15
Alma Graves
Hands, Eldritch Blast.
00:18:18
Trevor
She starts swaying. Who the fuck you calling something?
00:18:22
The Blade's Edge
He, uh, he, uh, as he goes back to his he begins to go back to his carriage and takes a step up, he turns back around and says, heading to Vlaki, are we?
00:18:37
Alma Graves
That way aparts.
00:18:39
Kyle
I just shrugged.
00:18:43
The Blade's Edge
Good to know sleep tight tonight.
00:18:51
Alma Graves
Yeah, you too.
00:18:54
The Blade's Edge
Um, he gets back in his carriage and you see him get behind the horses and like is about to whip them and just come directly at you guys. And is is Mark looks at um bash and you now being he says, Hey, get get back on. We got to move the cart.
00:19:14
Kyle
I render the cart.
00:19:16
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
00:19:17
Alma Graves
Skirt.
00:19:19
The Blade's Edge
Give me a, an animal handling check as this carriage, massive carriage with these two huge horses begins just galloping in your direction.
00:19:30
Kyle
Brian, no problem. That's a natural one.
00:19:34
Tommy
ah
00:19:35
The Blade's Edge
yeah
00:19:35
Alma Graves
No problem, baby.
00:19:36
Tommy
No worries.
00:19:37
Trevor
My small problem.
00:19:40
The Blade's Edge
Um, let me get dexterity saving throws from, uh, everyone.
00:19:42
Alma Graves
Hilarious.
00:19:48
The Blade's Edge
Um, bash, you won't roll this.
00:19:50
Kyle
ah Can I, can I use my, can I reroll with my inspiration?
00:19:51
The Blade's Edge
Oh, you want to use your inspiration?
00:19:53
Alma Graves
nonsense
00:19:54
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:54
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Use your inspiration.
00:19:56
Kyle
Um, Brian, no problem.
00:20:02
Kyle
That is a 10.
00:20:03
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Okay.
00:20:05
Alma Graves
Hey, that's average, that's average.
00:20:06
Tommy
I'm going to roll my deck save um just really quick. just ah
00:20:11
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, ro hey everybody roll me a deck saves dash. You don't have to or bash. You don't have to roll me one. um But everybody just roll me a deck save.
00:20:21
Trevor
Got a 10 for Inabi.
00:20:25
The Blade's Edge
OK. Everybody else.
00:20:30
Tommy
I got an eight.
00:20:30
Alma Graves
Oh, I got 14.
00:20:33
The Blade's Edge
OK, so um as he this carriage trudges by you ever so quickly move out of the way bash, you get the horses right out of the way, but the bulk of the wagon gets smashed. ah There's no Ireno won't be seen during this, but ah the wagon, not destroyed, but does tip over.
00:21:04
The Blade's Edge
And anybody who rolled less than a 12, which is so Alma, you take no damage, but you are knocked prone.
00:21:08
Tommy
ah rats.
00:21:12
The Blade's Edge
Uh, the rest of you take four points of bludgeoning damage.
00:21:17
Trevor
I'm on Death's Door.
00:21:19
The Blade's Edge
so
00:21:22
Kyle
Wait, including me? Sorry.
00:21:23
The Blade's Edge
Including you. Yeah.
00:21:24
Kyle
Okay. Oh wait, I rolled a 17.
00:21:27
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. You weren't, cause you're, since you're not like in the thing to like jump off, you're like behind the horses.
00:21:27
Kyle
Sorry, I'm good.
00:21:30
The Blade's Edge
So have you failed the the animal handling?
00:21:31
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:21:34
The Blade's Edge
You just get, you just get schmacked. You take four points of bludgeoning as Rahadin, as he's driving by, yells out, see you soon.
00:21:49
Trevor
God, he's a dick.
00:21:51
Alma Graves
fuck That guy. We should have just killed him.
00:21:59
Alma Graves
All right.
00:21:59
Tommy
I would say, I would say like during that time, uh, Desan was like subconsciously like clicking on and off the sun sword, like very like lightsaber really like like, so yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:11
Alma Graves
Like Fidget Spinner.
00:22:11
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
00:22:13
Tommy
And I just, I'm just sweating. I was sweating that entire interaction. Just sweating grip, gripping the shit out of a seat in the wagon with like the book, like my book under my palm and just like sweating profusely.
00:22:25
Alma Graves
um I'm gripping.
00:22:26
Trevor
down there grip in that shit dude
00:22:28
Alma Graves
Gripping it.
00:22:29
Kyle
He's creeping in.
00:22:29
The Blade's Edge
So you, you are, you're turning the sun sword on and off.
00:22:31
Tommy
Yo, it...
00:22:33
The Blade's Edge
You look for where your book is and you you don't see it anywhere on you.
00:22:34
Tommy
grippy.
00:22:36
Alma Graves
Gripping it.
00:22:41
The Blade's Edge
Um, that whole interaction goes by and the last time that you flick on the sun sword, you see on the ground in the wagon, tucked in a corner, propped up.
00:22:57
The Blade's Edge
With the pages open to a spell that you don't recognize.
00:23:02
Trevor
Oh, shit.
00:23:04
The Blade's Edge
A spell, a spell by the name of it says in Elvish.
00:23:08
Trevor
Oh.
00:23:09
The Blade's Edge
um Power word kill.
00:23:12
Alma Graves
Oh.
00:23:13
The Blade's Edge
Book is open and as you did the last time you see that on the pages and as you click it off, the book is not there.
00:23:13
Tommy
I like, can I like crawl to like where the book
00:23:18
Trevor
Oh.
Desan's Vision & Old Bone Grinder
00:23:23
Tommy
is?
00:23:23
Tommy
Like, like very, like, like die for it almost
00:23:26
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, you die for it. There's nothing there. Your hand catches a spider web.
00:23:32
Alma Graves
o He's getting toyed with.
00:23:34
The Blade's Edge
As you get as the whole wagon gets hit and tossed and you guys get tossed out taking four points of bludgeoning damage knocked prone.
00:23:36
Tommy
slu Yeah.
00:23:37
Kyle
Oh my god.
00:23:44
Tommy
This is the most elusive book I've ever seen.
00:23:47
Kyle
Yeah, that's crazy.
00:23:48
Alma Graves
Yeah.
00:23:48
Trevor
ah
00:23:50
Alma Graves
you go form for
00:23:53
Kyle
ah So is the wagon tipped over?
00:23:54
Alma Graves
flying across
00:23:57
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. Is Mark gets out and says, God damn it.
00:24:00
Alma Graves
Fucking asshole.
00:24:01
The Blade's Edge
ah so Yeah. That guy's a fucking asshole. ah wait You guys help me flip this thing back over.
00:24:05
Alma Graves
Yep.
00:24:06
Kyle
Yeah, I could often start pushing it over.
00:24:07
Tommy
Yeah, I'll get out.
00:24:09
The Blade's Edge
All right. Uh, go ahead and roll me an athletics check bash.
00:24:12
Alma Graves
I give it my honest best effort.
00:24:14
The Blade's Edge
Oh, sure. Yeah. If you're, are you proficient in that too or no?
00:24:17
Kyle
21.
00:24:17
Alma Graves
yeah No, I have a minus two in strength.
00:24:18
Tommy
I'm a strong guy.
00:24:20
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, sure.
00:24:21
Tommy
I'll come over and help out too. I don't know if you'll need it, but I got rippling muscles.
00:24:23
The Blade's Edge
Give me an athletic check.
00:24:28
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah.
00:24:28
Kyle
Ooh, damn, okay.
00:24:28
Trevor
Hmm.
00:24:28
Tommy
Oh, they're rippling. They're g they're glistening, dude. The moonlight just strikes it ever so slightly, dude.
00:24:33
The Blade's Edge
It's like a, it's like a group project where everybody is helping, but, um, Alma, I think you realize as it's lifted over is marketing a 17 that you you were more there for emotional support.
00:24:33
Alma Graves
glistening in the moonlight
00:24:47
Alma Graves
I was, I was there.
00:24:48
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
00:24:49
Trevor
Almost just like hanging onto it, like adding weight as it lives up.
00:24:49
Alma Graves
i yeah
00:24:53
Tommy
You didn't even get out of them.
00:24:55
Alma Graves
Wait, wait, wait, wait, way way wait, wait.
00:24:55
Tommy
No, you guys got it.
00:24:55
Trevor
Yeah.
00:24:57
Trevor
yeah
00:24:58
Alma Graves
Oh yeah, I'm sitting on top of it. Thank you, thanks boys.
00:25:02
The Blade's Edge
You hear a light, um, a light chuckle from Irena at that interaction as she climbs back in as this is Mark.
00:25:02
Alma Graves
Such handsome boys.
00:25:15
Alma Graves
Yeah, I'll cast Mending on different places that might've gotten damaged.
00:25:20
The Blade's Edge
Nice. Um, all right. You guys get back in. Where to.
00:25:31
Alma Graves
ah Yeah, I think we head through and through the gate to Bilaki.
00:25:31
Kyle
We had Noglaki.
00:25:40
The Blade's Edge
okay As you guys get about here, traveling on the road,
00:25:49
The Blade's Edge
um you know following this, this is the way that the road winds. Is there a way I can show you that road? No, OK, weird. I see the the the way the road goes going through this mountain. As you get here, you look to the left and design. You have the most visceral memory of this, but ah Bash and Inabi and Alma, you all remember echoes of what happened at this.
00:26:26
The Blade's Edge
um at this windmill that you are passing.
00:26:30
Trevor
Oh shit.
00:26:31
Alma Graves
Mhm. This is where they fell.
00:26:36
Tommy
I throw up.
00:26:41
The Blade's Edge
This on throws up a little as it's marked sees sees your guys's expressions and says. What's the deal with that?
00:26:54
Tommy
well
00:26:54
Kyle
i ah I stare and I just ask to the general group, do you think she's still in there?
00:27:04
Alma Graves
Um,
00:27:05
Tommy
I like, I like wipe, like the bile like off my lips when I go, I saw one of them in, uh, brovia in the village. She was selling the meat pies.
00:27:18
Alma Graves
Oh no.
00:27:18
Tommy
but
00:27:21
The Blade's Edge
Pie sounds pretty good.
00:27:21
Alma Graves
Gross. Not those pies.
00:27:24
Tommy
no No, they're filled with kids.
00:27:25
The Blade's Edge
No? Oh, we shouldn't get it. We shouldn't stop and get a pie.
00:27:27
Alma Graves
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:28
Kyle
They're evil pies.
00:27:30
Tommy
They're filled with kids bones.
00:27:31
The Blade's Edge
What did you say?
00:27:32
Tommy
They're, She's bad. The better the bad people is Mark.
00:27:36
The Blade's Edge
They're putting, they're putting kids in the pies.
00:27:36
Alma Graves
Bad bakers. Yeah. Don't, but don't buy anything from the old, old ladies.
00:27:41
Trevor
You telling me kids bone of these pies
00:27:44
The Blade's Edge
You're putting the bones in pies.
00:27:46
Alma Graves
Yeah. Yeah. There's bones in there.
00:27:47
The Blade's Edge
As far as I'm concerned.
00:27:48
Alma Graves
You don't want to get it.
00:27:51
The Blade's Edge
That place to me, when we talk about that place from here on out, that's old bone grinder.
00:27:56
Alma Graves
Oh frick.
00:27:57
Tommy
Oh, gross.
00:27:59
Alma Graves
Oh frick. That brings a bell.
00:28:05
Alma Graves
Nice, we walked our way into that one pretty well. um Can revenge wait?
00:28:14
Tommy
I kind of like run my hands across my throat where the hag dragged me up three flights of stairs and I was like, I don't know if I'm ready to face that fear yet.
00:28:23
Alma Graves
ah
00:28:23
Kyle
I
00:28:24
Alma Graves
Revenge can wait. We have other things to do right now. We know where they'll be.
00:28:27
Kyle
agree.
00:28:32
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
00:28:33
Alma Graves
Shall we move on?
00:28:33
The Blade's Edge
You guys continue to Vlocky, put you right up there.
00:28:35
Alma Graves
Yeah. Oh, wow.
00:28:40
The Blade's Edge
Um, you guys approach and as you do, let me get all your tokens over here.
00:28:51
Alma Graves
I'm 100% not the Mad Mage.
00:28:54
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
00:28:54
Tommy
ah
00:28:54
Trevor
ah
00:28:55
Tommy
and ah And another life I was possibly ah Guys guys guys come on anyway, so the church is on the western part of the town
00:28:57
Kyle
we go We go straight to the church.
00:28:59
Alma Graves
Okay, okay, okay. Act two.
00:29:01
Trevor
I got an idea.
00:29:03
The Blade's Edge
Um, as you, yeah um, you guys can on this map, the tenacious D token, anybody can move as you approach, uh, is Mark.
00:29:03
Alma Graves
I'm doing something.
00:29:05
Trevor
Desana has the chance to do the funniest shit, right?
00:29:08
Alma Graves
the
00:29:09
Kyle
ah fine
00:29:25
The Blade's Edge
looks at the guards and says, huh, I didn't know they were like, just to anybody guard this place these days. What is up, boys? And they opened the gate for you. Is Mark seemingly familiar with the guards?
00:29:40
Alma Graves
Hell yeah.
00:29:41
Tommy
we didn't have to lie
00:29:42
Alma Graves
Ismark rules.
00:29:44
Kyle
This mark is funny.
00:29:45
Alma Graves
I like Ismark.
00:29:48
Tommy
We didn't have to lie.
00:29:49
Kyle
He's so cool.
00:29:50
The Blade's Edge
For me, for me, he's like, is the guy's name Cuz Cuz?
00:29:55
Alma Graves
Kuzkuz?
00:29:56
Kyle
ah from From Emperor's New Groove?
00:29:57
The Blade's Edge
And I'm first new. Yeah.
00:29:59
Alma Graves
Ah!
00:29:59
Tommy
ah it was cu That was right?
00:30:00
Kyle
Yeah.
00:30:01
Trevor
Cusco, Cusco, Tokyo.
00:30:01
Alma Graves
Kuzko. Is he Kuzkuz?
00:30:01
The Blade's Edge
Who's Co.
00:30:02
Kyle
Who's go?
00:30:02
Tommy
Cuzco.
00:30:03
Kyle
Who's ghost poison?
00:30:04
Alma Graves
Oh yeah, and his faithful servant, Quinoa.
00:30:06
Tommy
It's David. It's David Spade.
00:30:08
Trevor
Yeah.
00:30:10
Tommy
It's awesome.
00:30:11
Alma Graves
Yo, I'm gonna watch that movie tonight.
00:30:11
Trevor
would
00:30:12
The Blade's Edge
Who's Co is not David Spade.
00:30:13
Kyle
and
00:30:14
Alma Graves
Kuzco is David Spade.
00:30:14
Tommy
Yeah, it is.
00:30:15
Kyle
Yeah, it is.
00:30:16
Tommy
Yeah, it is. I'm googling right now. Cusco is David's man.
00:30:21
The Blade's Edge
Oh, wow.
00:30:21
Alma Graves
Kronk is, um yeah, you're thinking of Kronk.
00:30:22
Tommy
100%. OK,
00:30:23
The Blade's Edge
Oh, I'm thinking of Cronk.
00:30:25
Tommy
yeah.
00:30:26
The Blade's Edge
That's that's who Yeah, that's the that's that other guy The guy Yeah, the guy who was in like Seinfeld and shit I'd reward it That's that's who is Marcus to me um You guys enter and um This mark says
00:30:26
Kyle
Croc is a...
00:30:29
Alma Graves
Kuzco's poison, the poison for Kuzco.
00:30:29
Kyle
What's his name?
00:30:29
Trevor
ah Joe yeah Goose goes boys Yeah, that changes everything for me
00:30:30
Kyle
Patrick so funny.
00:30:31
Tommy
ah Patrick Warburton?
00:30:33
Alma Graves
Yeah.
00:30:35
Tommy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:38
Alma Graves
Dude. ah Okay, cool.
00:30:41
Kyle
I love that.
00:30:41
Alma Graves
I see him a little differently now, but I still love him. I will treasure his life.
00:30:56
The Blade's Edge
Well, the the the only place that I can think for us to stay would be ah potentially the blue water in.
00:31:07
Alma Graves
Go to place to start as any.
00:31:09
The Blade's Edge
i I know Erwin a little bit, but um you know if there's anything else you you guys need to do in town, feel free. But I think we should probably drop us off there first.
00:31:21
Alma Graves
Yeah, i'd I'd say maybe we get us some some hot food that we can bring um and then get some to-go food, hang out in the inn.
00:31:32
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
00:31:33
Tommy
Who's, uh, who's Erwin?
00:31:36
The Blade's Edge
This is you asking is Mark says, um, he's the, uh, sort of his in men.
00:31:38
Tommy
Yeah. Me asking is Mark, who's Erwin.
00:31:48
Tommy
Oh, he, uh, he owns the blue water in.
00:31:50
The Blade's Edge
He owns, yeah. Erwin, uh, his wife and business partner Danica. Um, and then they have, he's got your son's Brown and Bray.
00:32:03
The Blade's Edge
He goes, but he's, there's not a lot of good people, uh, around these parts, or I should say, there's not a lot of people who have hope, but Irwin's one of them.
00:32:16
Alma Graves
and All right. I like the sound of Erwin.
00:32:18
Tommy
Hope for what?
00:32:19
Kyle
Irwin's in. Irwin's in.
00:32:21
The Blade's Edge
He just gestures around you to the fog and the creeping fog and the dreariness off, off in the distance somewhere you hear a scream.
00:32:28
Tommy
Hmm.
00:32:36
Tommy
So more like a generalized hope and not like the hope of like in something specific. This is just me monologuing out loud.
00:32:42
Alma Graves
He's Erwin from Attack on Titan.
00:32:44
Tommy
Hmm.
00:32:46
The Blade's Edge
I mean, yeah yeah, I mean, you know that Barovio is like a ah land of constant pain.
00:32:50
Tommy
pain and dreariness, Seattle, Seattle in the winter.
00:32:51
Alma Graves
Constant bummer.
00:32:52
The Blade's Edge
yeah Yeah.
00:32:56
Alma Graves
It's been a little dreary, yeah. I think we should seek that person out. I'm very excited to meet someone like that in this place.
00:33:06
Tommy
Yeah, I just like to sit by a warm fire. That's all.
00:33:12
Kyle
I just wanna play some cards.
00:33:14
Alma Graves
I take these boots off.
00:33:18
The Blade's Edge
Um, as you guys are making your way, making your way into town, uh, you pass by right.
Arrival in Valaki
00:33:32
The Blade's Edge
So when you get to about here, you know, you're kind of just going through town on your wagon. You're seeing, um, signs all across town for the festival of the blazing sun.
00:33:45
Alma Graves
oh
00:33:47
The Blade's Edge
Festival of the Blazing Sun, and ah on it is the symbol of Lathander.
00:33:54
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah, baby.
00:33:57
The Blade's Edge
There's no date, but it looks like these are promoting something that is coming up that seems like everybody in town probably knows when it is.
00:34:07
Alma Graves
I like it. I like it.
00:34:09
Tommy
Okay.
00:34:11
The Blade's Edge
As you pass here to the south, as you're looking south,
00:34:18
The Blade's Edge
You see a large stockyard that has several locked sheds along its periphery and ah lies adjacent to a roomy warehouse. You see a ah wooden sign above the front gate that reads our sec stockyard.
00:34:38
The Blade's Edge
And as you're passing by, you see parked at the south end of the stockyard is a sturdy carnival wagon.
00:34:38
Alma Graves
Okay.
00:34:46
The Blade's Edge
It's colorful ah paint peeling off, faded lettering on its sides, spell out the words, Richtavio's Carnival of Wonders.
00:34:57
Alma Graves
And I have like a brain blast memory back to one of Gilman's tarot cards that spoke about a a man with a monkey, I believe.
00:35:08
The Blade's Edge
Mm-hmm.
00:35:09
Alma Graves
um Something to consider.
00:35:12
The Blade's Edge
And then there's a heavy padlock secures that back door on that.
00:35:13
Trevor
mar
00:35:16
The Blade's Edge
um Carnival wagon.
00:35:20
Alma Graves
who
00:35:23
The Blade's Edge
As you move along, you come to this next street. um You see that there is an uninviting shop right on the corner.
00:35:35
The Blade's Edge
It's two stories tall and it has a sign shaped like a coffin above the front door.
00:35:39
Trevor
Oh yeah.
00:35:44
The Blade's Edge
Uh, all of the windows, all of the windows, uh, window shutters are closed up tight. And as you pass by, there's a deathly silence surrounding the establishment.
00:35:57
The Blade's Edge
As, um, uh, is Mark leans over and says, huh, Weird. That's the coffin maker shop. Looks like he's closed.
00:36:13
Alma Graves
ah Can I do a history check on the coffee make or on the coffin maker?
00:36:17
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, there's no name.
00:36:18
Kyle
on the barista.
00:36:19
The Blade's Edge
So it would just be kind of a blanket history check, but you can.
00:36:21
Alma Graves
Sure. That's a three.
00:36:24
The Blade's Edge
With a three, um, coffee maker is usually pretty busy. This place is closed, especially in a land with so much death. Weird that it's closed maybe.
00:36:32
Alma Graves
Interesting. I'll ask about it at the end.
00:36:37
The Blade's Edge
Um, as you guys get to about here, you can see kind of through these streets, through these buildings over to here. So I'm talking about this area right here. Um, as you're looking through, you see, uh, town square this way to the south, you hear like a, like a, kid like a newsy kid, um,
00:37:02
The Blade's Edge
Step right up. Step right up. Come on. Come on to the greatest celebration of the year. As you pass by.
00:37:12
Alma Graves
Yeah, I would be intrigued and follow the yell.
00:37:15
The Blade's Edge
Well, you guys are just you guys are just but breezing past this stuff on your way to the blue water in.
00:37:20
Alma Graves
Oh yeah, true. We're we're just clomping our own.
00:37:23
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, um these are just for your guys own notes.
00:37:24
Kyle
what time What time of day is it right now?
00:37:27
The Blade's Edge
It's always when you look up at the sky here like dusk It's always like, as if it was like about to be sunset and it's super cloudy out.
00:37:32
Kyle
um
00:37:33
Tommy
Uh,
00:37:36
Tommy
yeah.
00:37:37
Alma Graves
Permanent Seattle.
00:37:38
Kyle
but does Does anyone keep track of time? like Is there a general like universal time that people go to sleep?
00:37:45
The Blade's Edge
Hmm. I mean.
00:37:46
Kyle
Or is the town just bustling 24-7?
00:37:48
The Blade's Edge
I mean, you, you came out of a spear less than 24 hours ago, right?
00:37:48
Kyle
and not bustling but like
00:37:53
The Blade's Edge
You don't know.
00:37:53
Kyle
That's the, this is true.
00:37:56
The Blade's Edge
Seems like what is Mark is up to like your prime midday.
00:38:00
The Blade's Edge
Maybe close to night.
00:38:05
The Blade's Edge
Um. Yeah, I would say you do get you do get like in the night night here, but daytime is like dusk.
00:38:13
Kyle
Okay. and
00:38:16
The Blade's Edge
As you get to this road, you look to the north. And you see. You see a house that you can only describe as a house that seems disgusted with itself.
00:38:30
Alma Graves
brutal.
00:38:31
The Blade's Edge
A slouching roof hangs over, uh, hangs heavy over furrowed gables, moss covered walls, slag and bulge under the weight of the vegetation. As you study the houses selling countenance, as you pass, you hear the edifice actually grown. Um, only then do you realize the extent to which that house hates what it has become.
00:38:59
Alma Graves
Damn, that's a dramatic ass house.
00:39:01
Tommy
whose ah Whose house is that, is Mark?
00:39:04
The Blade's Edge
Um, says that's the, uh, from what I can remember, it's been a mess. I've been here. I guess that's the watcher family.
00:39:12
Tommy
The Watcher family?
00:39:13
Alma Graves
Watch your family.
00:39:15
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, Fiona, uh, Fiona watcher. I think this that's the lady, the lady of the house.
00:39:21
Tommy
Okay, and that's all the way like, where is that? Can you ping it? It's like on the north side, but, oh, it's right here, okay.
00:39:26
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, I think that rare.
00:39:27
Alma Graves
A lonely house.
00:39:28
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, feel free to mark this map for the things I've been
00:39:30
Tommy
Okay, I'm gonna mark it, yeah, I'm gonna mark it up.
00:39:31
The Blade's Edge
yeah I've been is' saying all these things for these are places of interest. If you guys would like to check out any of these places for whatever reason, I'm just letting you know all the ones you pass.
00:39:43
Alma Graves
Sure.
00:39:44
The Blade's Edge
And last, before you get to the water in to the south here. um You see a shop. A cramped shop that has a dark entrance portico, above which hangs a wooden sign shaped like a rocking horse with a B engraved on both sides. Flanking the entrance are two arched, lead-framed windows, and through the dirty glass you see jumbled displays of toys and hanging placards bearing the slogan, is no fun, is no blinsky.
00:40:28
Alma Graves
two specific
00:40:33
Alma Graves
Is no Blinsky. Okay, I like it.
00:40:37
Tommy
Okay, what's to do with that shop? Who's Blinsky?
00:40:41
The Blade's Edge
Uh, he says, I don't know. It was a toy shop. I would have no reason to go into a toy shop.
00:40:46
Tommy
Oh, you hate fun.
00:40:49
The Blade's Edge
He goes, he goes, he goes, no, I'm not, I'm not a little baby. I'm a man.
00:40:52
Tommy
Oh, no, I wasn't implying that you were a baby. I'm just never mind.
00:40:57
The Blade's Edge
It's not, I don't, I mean, I don't have any kids either. I had a kid. I tried buying a toy there.
00:41:02
Kyle
That's crazy.
00:41:02
Tommy
Okay, what would you buy?
00:41:02
Alma Graves
You want to get a toy?
00:41:03
Tommy
What would you buy?
00:41:04
The Blade's Edge
Why design? You want to stop? You want to get a toy?
00:41:06
Tommy
No, i'm just I'm just trying to look...
00:41:07
The Blade's Edge
You need me to buy you a toy?
00:41:08
Tommy
I mean, if you want to...
00:41:09
Alma Graves
You need to play? You want to chase the ball?
00:41:12
Tommy
I just...
00:41:12
The Blade's Edge
Uh, he sort of punches your, your shoulder playfully and says, I'm just giving you shit, man.
00:41:12
Alma Graves
I'll tell you you're a good boy.
00:41:15
Tommy
Ow.
00:41:23
The Blade's Edge
Um, but no, I, I mean, I'm not giving you shit about not knowing it. I actually don't know it.
00:41:28
Tommy
ah
00:41:30
The Blade's Edge
Um, he goes, but yeah, it looks like a toy shop is no fun is no Blinsky. I don't know what that means. Blinsky. So what the bees for on the rocking horse, Blinsky.
00:41:42
Alma Graves
Yeah, must be.
00:41:42
Tommy
I, I, all I can see is kronk. I want it's all picturing my it's just kronk. Just going, Malinsky. Uh, yeah.
00:41:49
Kyle
Without the beast nor a blincy.
00:41:49
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
00:41:51
Trevor
linsky
00:41:51
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
00:41:52
Trevor
blinsky
00:41:52
Tommy
exactly
00:41:52
The Blade's Edge
but Blinsky Blinsky Aga.
00:41:53
Kyle
Right.
00:41:54
The Blade's Edge
Is that something?
00:41:55
Tommy
Yeah.
00:41:56
Alma Graves
winskyiaga yeah hell yeah
00:41:56
Trevor
the
00:41:57
The Blade's Edge
Come on.
00:41:57
Tommy
In a different, life in a different life. It could be something for sure.
00:42:01
The Blade's Edge
ah You guys make your way to this Inn. Gray smoke issues from the chimney of this large two-story wooden building with a stone foundation and a sagging tile roof, upon which several ravens have perched.
00:42:17
The Blade's Edge
A painted wooden sign hangs above the main entrance ah depicting a blue waterfall.
00:42:19
Trevor
Blinsky.
00:42:24
The Blade's Edge
And I will move you guys to the map of Blue Water Inn.
00:42:32
Alma Graves
Okay, okay. Zooming out, and zooming out.
00:42:34
The Blade's Edge
ah You guys are down here.
00:42:35
Alma Graves
Okay, bottom right.
00:42:39
The Blade's Edge
As you approach. um
00:42:45
The Blade's Edge
As Mark says, ah um let me go get let me go get Erwin and let him know that we're here. We need to put the horses away.
00:42:56
The Blade's Edge
So good.
00:42:57
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah.
00:42:57
Kyle
Sounds good.
00:42:58
Tommy
yeah Yeah, well me and her.
00:42:59
The Blade's Edge
OK, he heads in.
00:43:05
The Blade's Edge
Um, I'd say he probably brings Irena with him. Get her out of the open immediately. Um, as you guys are out here, you see that there is a three foot high stone rim surrounds the mouth of a well. You see this well right here. A moss lined well.
00:43:32
The Blade's Edge
Um, and you also see right over here, you see stairs on the outside. So this wooden staircase hugs the outer wall of the end and seems to lead up to the upper floor. Uh, it seems to be like a sturdy wooden door at the top of the stairs.
00:43:54
Alma Graves
Okay. It's nice that this place seems pretty, uh, pretty sturdy, that it's a good place to to stay.
00:43:55
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
00:44:00
Alma Graves
I mean, so many places are kind of dilapidated, but this place is very well maintained, right?
00:44:06
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, for for the most part, so it looks a bit, um, or a bit rundown, but taken care of more so than the others.
00:44:14
Alma Graves
Sure. Um, well, we want to make sure that it's secure. So I kind of want to. like focus on the security with who is inside.
00:44:26
Alma Graves
I want to do like ocular pat downs people.
00:44:29
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Well, you can't see the inside from where you currently are.
00:44:32
Alma Graves
Well, I'll walk past the well then.
00:44:35
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Yeah. Give me a, just give me a general investigation check.
00:44:40
Alma Graves
Investigation coming at you plus one.
00:44:44
Kyle
I'm also going to walk up to the well.
00:44:46
Alma Graves
That's an 18.
00:44:47
The Blade's Edge
Okay. But then 18, you put some hands down, cup your hands, put it in the well, fresh water, uh, comes from the well, um, Ravens on top of this building.
00:44:55
Alma Graves
Wow, nice.
00:44:59
The Blade's Edge
um are calling, um, and at that moment, the front door is open and outcomes is Mark and this guy.
00:45:13
Alma Graves
Hell yeah. Is that Josh Dumel?
00:45:15
Tommy
Damn, he's got a crazy eye scar.
00:45:20
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, you do see this guy has a, um, Pretty crazy eye scar. He's wearing. ah Sort of turquoise and redish purple garb. um He's. You know. Relatively well ordained.
00:45:43
The Blade's Edge
um ah And he as he comes out, you can you can tell ah that he is giving you guys the ocular pat down.
00:45:53
Alma Graves
Hell yeah.
00:45:55
Trevor
Looks like Oscar Isaac. but
00:45:57
Tommy
Yeah, it looks like, it looks like Oskar is going to dune.
00:45:59
Trevor
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:00
Alma Graves
Yeah, totally.
00:46:03
The Blade's Edge
Um, he says, uh, all right. Thanks is Mark. Um, the names are Irwin Martikov, uh, uh, whoever's in control of those two beautiful beasts right there. Follow me.
00:46:22
Alma Graves
Erwin Mardukov, is that the grownup of the kids from Wizard of Wines?
00:46:31
The Blade's Edge
Don't know 78 years later though.
00:46:32
Alma Graves
No. Shit.
00:46:33
Tommy
Ooh, I did not spell his name right.
00:46:37
Alma Graves
Okay.
00:46:37
Tommy
i ah I'll get out of my way.
00:46:37
The Blade's Edge
Um, he says, yeah, whoever's controlling these two beautiful beasts as he, uh, pets, tenacious, these two muzzles who they seem to love him. Uh, which, uh, you know, always a good sign when animals like a stranger or humans.
00:46:53
The Blade's Edge
He says, uh, he begins to head this way and he says, who's, who's bringing these things?
00:46:54
Tommy
So they say.
00:47:00
Kyle
Uh, that'd be me, and I'll just grab, like, one of their, like, can I leash, leash them, and then, uh, start leading them.
00:47:10
The Blade's Edge
Okay, as you do, um, he looks to the rest of you and says, uh, yeah, you guys can, uh, you guys can head inside. My wife will fix you up with something to drink on the house.
00:47:23
Alma Graves
Thank you very much. Look forward to speaking with you.
00:47:23
Tommy
Perfect.
00:47:24
Trevor
Thank you.
00:47:27
The Blade's Edge
Um, and we'll go with this first bash. And as
Blue Water Inn & Allies
00:47:34
The Blade's Edge
he's leading you this way, he sort of says, uh, so, uh, what's your name? What's your deal?
00:47:44
Kyle
My name's Bash. Right now we're just looking for a place to to hold up and get some rest. My group has been through a lot. We're going to go through a lot.
00:47:59
The Blade's Edge
He goes, ah, well, all right, no, he wouldn't open the store. He would take you to the back with the double doors. They show it back here. So you've been through a lot. Let's anything you care to share.
00:48:24
The Blade's Edge
Hello.
00:48:28
Trevor
Where'd he go?
00:48:29
The Blade's Edge
or nor we lose Kyle.
00:48:34
Alma Graves
Testing.
00:48:38
The Blade's Edge
Uh oh.
00:48:41
Trevor
You asked him that question and he just started reliving all of this.
00:48:42
Tommy
he he felt
00:48:44
Alma Graves
Yeah.
00:48:44
Tommy
yeah
00:48:45
Alma Graves
Yeah.
00:48:45
Trevor
He went down a dark hole.
00:48:45
Alma Graves
He's getting, he's getting like a 30 second brain blast.
00:48:49
Tommy
he felt he He actually fell through the well, actually.
00:48:49
Trevor
you
00:48:51
Alma Graves
Yeah. Oh no.
00:48:53
Trevor
yeah bad well
00:48:54
Alma Graves
Currently experiencing like a, when, uh, Willy Wonka goes in the underwater boat ride or the underground boat ride tunnel.
00:49:01
Tommy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:03
Trevor
Yeah.
00:49:04
Alma Graves
Terrifying.
00:49:04
Trevor
I am falling through the well. It's fucking hilarious.
00:49:08
Alma Graves
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:08
The Blade's Edge
Um.
00:49:08
Tommy
you know how to sweat He's drought.
00:49:09
Trevor
Hello?
00:49:10
Tommy
He's drought. you know what
00:49:11
Alma Graves
Get him out of there.
00:49:11
Trevor
hello well right
00:49:12
Alma Graves
Get him out of there.
00:49:12
Trevor
oh Oh shit. Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
00:49:14
Alma Graves
yeah
00:49:14
Tommy
ah
00:49:16
The Blade's Edge
Well.
00:49:16
Tommy
You can't swim.
00:49:19
Trevor
it
00:49:20
Alma Graves
Just pull your head out. Just pull it out.
00:49:21
Tommy
yeah kick your Kick your legs. Kick your legs. Kick. Kick.
00:49:24
Alma Graves
Kick your legs.
00:49:28
Alma Graves
Oh, shit.
00:49:28
The Blade's Edge
Well, luckily, um, yeah, I split you guys up. So as he's bringing him to the back and and chatting with him, you guys head in and you see this, uh, older lady.
00:49:40
The Blade's Edge
ah Behind the bar it seems like there's nobody else really in here right now ah You see that her and Irena are like sharing a laugh.
00:49:41
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah.
00:49:50
The Blade's Edge
It seems like there's maybe some slight familiarity there It's mark You see is mark open a door over here and you see these two kids you see this kid And this kid
00:50:06
Tommy
That's the haircut.
00:50:11
The Blade's Edge
Uh, as, as he heads in that room, he goes like, Bray and prom, you little rascals get over here.
00:50:11
Trevor
Do the roar.
00:50:12
Tommy
It kind of look cool. I don't know.
00:50:13
Alma Graves
Dude, yeah.
00:50:19
The Blade's Edge
And he's like wrestling with these two, um, kids as the woman behind the bar smiles and says, uh, well, I'm, uh, the name is Danica.
00:50:33
The Blade's Edge
Hey, you guys are, you guys are friends of Ismark and Irina's.
00:50:33
Tommy
Patrick.
00:50:36
Trevor
No, this is Patrick.
00:50:42
Alma Graves
Yeah, we've ah come with them from Barovia, seeking shelter.
00:50:49
The Blade's Edge
Hmm. Well, um, you found it.
00:50:51
Alma Graves
The village of Barovia.
00:50:55
The Blade's Edge
Uh, she goes, I'll, uh, I can, I can get you guys something here on the houses. It's a friend of a friend. The first round's on me. Um, what would you, what do you guys have?
00:51:06
The Blade's Edge
We got a purple, great mash number three. Um, and we've got the red dragon crush.
00:51:16
Alma Graves
Red dragon crush please.
00:51:18
The Blade's Edge
And then she goes, and then we've just got ale.
00:51:22
Tommy
Do you guys have a coffee or anything?
00:51:26
The Blade's Edge
Uh, she smiles and says, we're not big coffee drinkers, but, um, I can point you somewhere in town where you could find some.
00:51:35
Tommy
Or like tea? Do you have a tea, like a nice herbal?
00:51:39
The Blade's Edge
Unfortunately, I don't, this is, uh, the people of Barovia don't often come in here asking for coffee or tea.
00:51:41
Alma Graves
We don't carry drinks for dorks.
00:51:45
Alma Graves
this
00:51:47
Tommy
OK, all right. ah just water
00:51:48
The Blade's Edge
Mostly alcohol to forget their woes.
00:51:52
Tommy
It's just water for me. And is there a fireplace anywhere? I'm going to go warm my toesies.
00:51:55
The Blade's Edge
She, uh, she tosses, she tosses you an empty cup.
00:51:58
Trevor
My dogs are barking.
00:51:58
Alma Graves
ah you have coffee
00:52:02
The Blade's Edge
This on and says, uh, there's fresh water right outside.
00:52:07
Tommy
Oh, and the well that bash is currently drowning in. All right.
00:52:10
Alma Graves
oh yeah
00:52:11
Tommy
Oh, my god.
00:52:11
Alma Graves
la la la
00:52:14
Trevor
You just move his head out of the way and they fill up your cup.
00:52:15
Tommy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:17
Trevor
Dude, move.
00:52:18
Tommy
I just, yeah, I'm moving said gingerly out of the way as I scoop the water.
00:52:21
Trevor
He's drowning.
00:52:23
Tommy
Guys, I'll take the water, I'll head outside to the well. I'll take the cup, I mean.
00:52:27
Trevor
it's so funny
00:52:28
Tommy
Bash, get out of the way, I'm trying to get thirsty.
00:52:30
Trevor
yeah
00:52:31
Tommy
I'll go outside.
00:52:33
The Blade's Edge
Um, I am going to, um, Oh, actually I don't know. Okay. So you go outside to do that. Uh, she gets a, um, red dragon crush for you, Alma, and then looks at you and Abby.
00:52:49
Trevor
ah What's your favorite?
00:52:52
The Blade's Edge
She kind of smiles and goes, well, Um, kind of a trick question. She goes, purple, great mash is cheap. Red dragon crush is nice. She goes, I like the nice stuff.
00:53:04
The Blade's Edge
Unless you like ale and she goes, but that's not really my bail a wick, but Irwin's an ale man.
00:53:11
Alma Graves
I hold up my glass of Red Dragon Crush.
00:53:14
The Blade's Edge
As is Irena.
00:53:16
Alma Graves
Take a big swig.
00:53:17
Trevor
Yeah, i'll do I'll do that then.
00:53:19
The Blade's Edge
Okay. She gets you that, um, which is really nice. And Desan, if you go get some water and come back in, she points to the room that is Mark is in. It seems to be like telling a ah story to these kids. I guess there's is there a hearth. In this room.
00:53:51
Tommy
Please, Brian, think of my toesies.
00:53:52
Alma Graves
Think of our toesies, bro.
00:53:54
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, we're going to wall in this.
00:53:56
Alma Graves
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
00:53:59
The Blade's Edge
Let's let me. um
00:54:05
Tommy
Just a nice, cool glass of water and a hearth, please.
00:54:13
Alma Graves
Maybe some like fresh baked bread, not pastries.
00:54:13
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, I'm going to get your hearth here.
00:54:18
Alma Graves
Also, I had a maple bar donut at 10.30 PM last night and it was just fantastic.
00:54:23
Trevor
Oh, that sounds so good.
00:54:26
Alma Graves
So fucking good, man. Mighty O Donuts here in Seattle, Tommy.
00:54:31
Tommy
Yeah, but there's pretty good.
00:54:32
Alma Graves
Oh man, they got some dope donuts.
00:54:36
The Blade's Edge
Here you go. I've got you a little token for the hearth.
00:54:49
The Blade's Edge
Can you see it?
00:54:49
Alma Graves
Oh, there we go.
00:54:51
Tommy
Well, there it is.
00:54:51
Alma Graves
Wow.
00:54:51
Tommy
Yeah. o All right.
00:54:52
Alma Graves
The consummate professional as always.
00:54:55
Tommy
I'm going to go warm up my toes by this by this fire.
00:54:58
The Blade's Edge
And I'm trying to get it closer to the wall, but I can't, unless I go like this big.
00:55:04
Tommy
Oh, perfect.
00:55:04
Alma Graves
Oh yeah. There it is. It fits.
00:55:05
The Blade's Edge
There you go.
00:55:05
Tommy
Uh, pull up a chair toes. You're getting warm.
00:55:08
Alma Graves
Yeah. I, uh, I'm taking my boots off. Let my dogs bark.
00:55:13
The Blade's Edge
As you do, Irena sort of goes in the other room with Ismark and Danica um comes over. This way.
00:55:32
The Blade's Edge
And it's kind of sort of standing there drinking her wine as well and just says, um, so, um, will you, uh, will you guys be staying here?
00:55:53
Alma Graves
If you'll have us, that'd be great. we yeah
00:55:59
Alma Graves
We're looking for somewhere that we could call home while we kind of adventure across these lands.
00:56:07
The Blade's Edge
She says, well, absolutely. You guys are are more than welcome to stay here and we're more than welcome to, uh, this is a safe place. Um, for the most part, fingers crossed. Uh, she is, but, um, we are a business and we do rent out our rooms.
00:56:28
The Blade's Edge
So not that not that I want to charge friends of friends, but it would be taking up the space of potential people who could rent those rooms.
00:56:28
Alma Graves
Perfectly fine. We would expect nothing less. Absolutely. What would be the price for the next month?
00:56:43
The Blade's Edge
Month. um She says, well, normally it's. Three silver a day.
00:56:56
The Blade's Edge
So a month is 30 days.
00:56:56
Alma Graves
So that would be. 90 silver.
00:57:03
The Blade's Edge
30 times 3 is 90 silver. Divided by 10 is 9. It'll be 9 gold for
00:57:09
Alma Graves
Yeah, um I picked up.
00:57:11
The Blade's Edge
one room for a month.
00:57:13
Alma Graves
um I picked up some gold underneath the waterfall.
00:57:21
Alma Graves
And I think I'd like to ah buy a one room. For a month.
00:57:25
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Um, she, we're going to actually say, as I'm looking at this here, she says, uh, that she, a slight wreck on, she goes, that, that sounds great.
00:57:39
The Blade's Edge
There's actually, there is only one room that I have, but there's four beds in it. So, uh, nine gold great and gold's great.
00:57:44
Tommy
Oh perfect. who was going to worry I was gonna get worried.
00:57:47
The Blade's Edge
great. Uh, and she brings you guys upstairs.
00:57:55
The Blade's Edge
Um, as she does.
00:58:01
Alma Graves
Would that be great to just find money under a waterfall and then go buy your friends a room for a month in a foreign land?
00:58:08
Tommy
That's how casinos work, ah hear but I Allegedly.
00:58:11
Alma Graves
Damn, that's right. One of paper equals four of coin.
00:58:16
The Blade's Edge
Um, you guys are all up here.
00:58:20
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah.
00:58:21
The Blade's Edge
She's taking you to the second floor. ah She passes by this first place and says, this is mine and Irwin's room. Should you need us?
00:58:31
The Blade's Edge
um She says, as you are.
00:58:39
The Blade's Edge
To.
00:58:40
Alma Graves
Are we missing bash?
00:58:43
The Blade's Edge
He's still out back because he's.
00:58:43
Tommy
He's still in the well.
00:58:44
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, true, true, true, true, true.
00:58:47
Trevor
He's been drowning for a while.
00:58:49
Alma Graves
all la
00:58:50
Tommy
yeah He's getting his cardio up.
00:58:52
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, him and the, they're having a great conversation. um
00:58:58
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Hold on. So as you go up the stairs, you see that this is a great balcony. This is this wooden balcony stretches the full length of the tap room.
00:59:09
The Blade's Edge
So as you're up here and you're looking down, you can, you can kind of see like you can look down in the tap room here. Um, the tap rooms, many lanterns illuminate the rafters and cast ominous shadows on the peaked ceiling.
00:59:22
The Blade's Edge
This balcony floor is 15 feet above the tap room floor.
00:59:27
Alma Graves
Okay.
00:59:27
The Blade's Edge
Um,
00:59:30
The Blade's Edge
So she passes by this first place and she says, this is the master bedroom. This is for me and Erwin's day. The second place that she's passing by right now, she says, this is, uh, this is the boy's room. Uh, you see a large painted toy box on the door. Um, and then.
00:59:52
The Blade's Edge
She, oh, right, right, right. She comes over this way and says, and this over here at this door, this final door, she goes, this is a small room ah that is currently rented out. The only other room we have, there's only one bed in here, but it's currently being rented.
01:00:13
The Blade's Edge
um And she goes, So this is the upstairs. ah She goes, I my mistake. I got I got turned around. Follow me back downstairs. Your guys's room is for the staircase outside.
01:00:27
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah.
01:00:28
Tommy
She got the whole tour back he's back baby
01:00:29
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, you guys are getting the whole tour. OK.
01:00:32
Alma Graves
um Is she carrying her wine glass around with her?
01:00:35
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:00:35
Alma Graves
Hell yeah.
01:00:36
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. It's going to be literally going to be guys whoop. this Whoop, whoop, whoop.
01:00:42
Alma Graves
Hope Kyle's all right. He might've gotten ganked in real life or something.
01:00:45
The Blade's Edge
No, um'm I'm talking to him.
01:00:46
Trevor
I literally just texted him and was like, did you get assassinated?
01:00:46
The Blade's Edge
I almost.
01:00:48
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:00:48
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:00:49
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:00:51
The Blade's Edge
I almost pause because I was I was worried, but then I text him and he's is.
01:00:54
Kyle
ah Hello.
01:00:55
The Blade's Edge
Oh, speak of the devil.
01:00:55
Alma Graves
Well, there he is.
01:00:55
Trevor
Oh, speak of the devil.
01:00:57
Alma Graves
Wow.
01:00:57
Kyle
Oh, I i had my, ah my headphones off and then I heard you guys talking.
01:00:57
Alma Graves
Let it be known. and
01:00:59
Tommy
but We've got you got you we got you got out of the well.
01:01:01
The Blade's Edge
Yes, speak of the devil.
01:01:02
Trevor
please's if he's If you speak it, he will come.
01:01:05
Kyle
I was like, Oh, we're saved.
01:01:07
Alma Graves
We're saved. Yeah. Well, you were drowning in the well for a while, dude.
01:01:12
Tommy
yeah Yeah, you stepped in the well outside.
01:01:13
Trevor
Yeah.
01:01:14
Alma Graves
A well of life.
01:01:15
Tommy
You've been.
01:01:16
The Blade's Edge
Um, no, I just went over to them and I'll come right back to you.
01:01:17
Kyle
Wait, are we are are we recording?
01:01:17
Alma Graves
The horrors were upon you.
01:01:18
Kyle
Are we back?
01:01:20
Tommy
Yeah, we're still alive or so.
01:01:20
Alma Graves
ah We're still rolling, baby.
01:01:22
Kyle
Did you pause it or no?
01:01:23
Tommy
No, no, we're still we're.
01:01:25
Kyle
Okay, we can...
01:01:26
Tommy
We're doing it live, baby.
01:01:28
Kyle
Oh, beautiful. We can fix it in post.
01:01:30
Alma Graves
We're drinking wine and walking around, which is one of my favorite pastimes.
01:01:33
Trevor
It's pretty great
01:01:36
The Blade's Edge
Uh, participant, Kyle's having a problem. Failure reason error, not recording.
01:01:42
Kyle
Uh, should I rejoin?
01:01:45
Alma Graves
Mm, yeah.
01:01:45
The Blade's Edge
Sure.
01:01:48
The Blade's Edge
Garret.
01:01:48
Alma Graves
Let's see what happens.
01:01:54
Alma Graves
Oh, stretch your backs out folks. I don't know about you, but mine is stiff. Oh.
01:02:06
The Blade's Edge
Hello.
01:02:09
Alma Graves
Testing, testing, testing, one, two.
01:02:09
Tommy
Talk to me.
01:02:11
Kyle
Check one, two, check.
01:02:12
Trevor
Oh, nice.
01:02:12
Kyle
Hello.
01:02:13
The Blade's Edge
Good. Gotcha.
01:02:15
Kyle
Okay. Beautiful.
01:02:15
Alma Graves
Yeah, there is.
01:02:15
The Blade's Edge
um
01:02:15
Trevor
Let's go.
01:02:16
The Blade's Edge
I'll come right back to you for the rest of you guys.
01:02:16
Kyle
Ah, geez.
01:02:19
The Blade's Edge
You go outside, you do the stairs outside up to here. This door opens and you see that there is a hallway.
01:02:29
The Blade's Edge
Uh, this 20 foot long balcony provides a clear view of the bar. So you're sort of looking down. If you see where Danica is now, you see, you're looking down at the bar still. Here's on the other side.
01:02:41
The Blade's Edge
Um, the, uh, 20 foot long, uh, balcony provides a clear view of the bar and has a wooden railing carved with Raven motifs. Uh, the tap rooms, many lanterns, illuminate the raptors and cast ominous shadows on the peak ceiling.
01:02:51
Trevor
sick.
01:02:56
The Blade's Edge
And she opens this door. and says, you're humble abode. And as you go in, you see there are four plain beds with straw mattresses that line the north wall of this well-lit room.
01:03:04
Trevor
Hell yeah.
01:03:10
The Blade's Edge
Each bed comes with a matching footlocker to store clothing and other belongings. A table and four chairs occupy the corner across from the door.
01:03:21
The Blade's Edge
An oil lamp resting on the table ah casts a bright yellow flame. Uh, you see that the door can be locked from the inside, uh, as she hands you guys four keys.
01:03:36
The Blade's Edge
Uh, she hands each of you a key to this door.
01:03:36
Tommy
Perfect.
01:03:41
The Blade's Edge
Um, and you guys check the foot, all all the foot lockers are empty.
01:03:42
Alma Graves
Love it.
01:03:46
The Blade's Edge
Um, and she says, this can be, this will be your, uh, this will be your beds for the next month or however long you need the rooms.
01:03:56
Alma Graves
Sweet. Yeah, I love that. Maybe we can do a change of clothes.
01:03:59
The Blade's Edge
Um,
01:04:02
Alma Graves
Enjoy ourselves.
01:04:06
The Blade's Edge
cool. Um, she's got you guys in there and then, uh, she says, uh, well, as soon as you're ready, I'll meet you guys back down, uh, back downstairs. I think I hear Erwin. She goes back downstairs and leaves you guys to your own.
01:04:30
The Blade's Edge
If there's anything you want to do.
01:04:33
Alma Graves
Yeah, I think i would ah I would take off some of my more, um I guess, robust clothing, kind of like cloak, shoulder pad kind of thing, and just ah maybe get a little comfy, put some slippers on.
01:04:53
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Alma gets into come for your attire. I knobby just song. What are you guys doing?
01:05:03
Tommy
I'm definitely ah keeping my armor on. I'm not taking anything off.
01:05:06
Trevor
yes Well, I don't really have any armor on, but also same.
01:05:10
Tommy
ah the ah yeah the plate sorry Sorry, babe.
01:05:11
Trevor
Stay in alert.
01:05:14
Tommy
the The chain mail stays on.
01:05:16
Alma Graves
Hahaha!
01:05:19
The Blade's Edge
I will say yeah you guys are checking it all out. Desan, as you open the Footlocker at the base of the bed, I assume that your token's on that you're claiming.
01:05:27
Tommy
yeah Yeah, the one by the door.
01:05:28
The Blade's Edge
ah you You open the Footlocker and the book is inside.
01:05:31
Tommy
the the
01:05:31
Alma Graves
You fucking bug!
01:05:33
Tommy
What the fuck? Uh, fuck. Um, I'll grab it.
01:05:41
The Blade's Edge
ah You go to grab it and the Footlocker slams closed.
01:05:44
Tommy
Fuck. I just, I just leave the room. I just got to come back downstairs.
01:05:52
The Blade's Edge
OK. I'll move you guys back downstairs as bash.
01:05:58
Kyle
is there
01:05:59
The Blade's Edge
You and Erwin have gone to the back of the house. He shows you this is the.
01:06:08
The Blade's Edge
This is the stable.
01:06:11
The Blade's Edge
He enters.
01:06:14
Kyle
I cannot move my token.
01:06:17
The Blade's Edge
Can you now.
01:06:18
Kyle
Yes.
01:06:20
The Blade's Edge
OK. As you enter, you hear the squawking of birds and the plaintive Winnie of a horse. As you peer inside this table, the stalls are clean and maintained. One of them contains a gray mare, which is this one up here. um Has a gray mare inside. um A small door is set into the east wall. You get the sense probably goes inside. And there's a wooden ladder, which gives access to a loft overhead.
01:06:51
The Blade's Edge
Um, as you look up loft overhead, perched on the wooden railing that encloses the loft are dozens of Ravens.
01:07:02
The Blade's Edge
He goes in and goes, come here. Drew Silla takes out an apple from his pocket and feeds this gray mayor as he says to you. Yeah. Any one of these three stalls you pick.
01:07:16
Kyle
ah Okay, I will lead them to the, let's go on this top one right here. Well, they're already kind of partially in.
01:07:25
The Blade's Edge
Cool. Tenacious D goes in there. And he says, um, so you mentioned you guys were, uh, getting away from some craziness. What kind of craziness.
01:07:43
Kyle
Getting away from some craziness, heading straight into craziness. Seems like there's no escape here.
01:07:52
Kyle
It feels like everywhere we turn, there is something waiting for us, someone waiting for us, trying to stop us from doing what we need to do here.
01:07:52
The Blade's Edge
Cause I.
01:08:05
The Blade's Edge
He sort of smiles and like a sad, gives you like a sad smile and says, I wish I could say that's the first time I've heard that.
01:08:17
The Blade's Edge
Because anyway, right here is just storage. He opens the store to the east. There's just storage in there. You appear in there's storage in that room. And he says to get back inside, we can go this way. Opens the store to the north.
01:08:32
The Blade's Edge
Heads out and then turns right and opens the door to the kitchen where you can see Irena is Mark and the two children are, um,
01:08:48
The Blade's Edge
where is is Mark's token. I'll find it are like, uh, Oh, right here. Um, they're like making, uh, little bread and cheese boards. And then he leads you into this tap room. As he does bash, he says, you're a wine guy or an ale guy.
01:09:19
Kyle
Hail.
01:09:21
The Blade's Edge
He goes, good, because we only have one type. Uh, he pours it out from the one lone barrel that's tapped and hands you pint of ale.
01:09:35
Kyle
Amazing. Yeah, I'll find, um, wherever, wherever my compatriots are sitting and I'll sit down.
01:09:43
The Blade's Edge
Cool.
01:09:47
The Blade's Edge
As you guys sit down, um, we'll say, if you guys want to take a short rest, it's a short rest, but about an hour passes of light conversation and food is Mark and Irena eventually bring out some, um,
01:10:05
The Blade's Edge
bread and cheese, the kids come out, you guys meet brain braum. Um,
Urgency in Valaki & Church Attack
01:10:13
The Blade's Edge
and I sort of, as the night is winding down, um, Erwin says, so you guys have paid for a month. We've only got one other person staying here right now, but, um, there's actually, there are, there are two other rooms that you might have people coming and going.
01:10:32
The Blade's Edge
Uh, while you're here, he sort of shrugs and says, you, you should be safe. Uh, but you never know in times like this. Um, he nods to is Mark and Irene and says, uh, I had a talk with is Mark and Irene and we're going to, uh,
01:10:55
The Blade's Edge
really keep an eye on Irene and is Mark sort of nods and looks over at you guys and says, Yeah, I know you guys had some plans, but I'm. I'm going to stay here and protect Irena. When your plans are done. And you're going after you know who. You have my sword. Tap the sword on his side.
01:11:23
Tommy
How, how credible are are the threats that were made to us by Rahadin?
01:11:23
The Blade's Edge
um
01:11:29
Tommy
It sounded like he was, he was making some pretty like foreboding comments to us about like saying like sleep tight, like watch out, like deep. Is this, is it safe?
01:11:39
Tommy
Like how safe do we think we are here from, you know who, and you know, who's best friend?
01:11:47
The Blade's Edge
This is you asking.
01:11:48
Tommy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is Mark and like kind of the Mardukavs.
01:11:50
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:11:53
The Blade's Edge
As you say that, which, by the way, you see Erwin listening to what is Marcus saying, and you don't see him like surprised at all. um He seems of a similar mind.
01:12:04
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:12:05
The Blade's Edge
um As you say that and. The moon peers through the window.
01:12:18
The Blade's Edge
You hear.
01:12:24
The Blade's Edge
Outside. You look as bats fly by the window.
01:12:31
The Blade's Edge
And you hear a sound far off in town. As you hear screams.
01:12:38
Alma Graves
Oh shit.
01:12:41
The Blade's Edge
Run.
01:12:43
Tommy
Like in town?
01:12:44
Alma Graves
In town.
01:12:44
The Blade's Edge
In the lucky.
01:12:46
Alma Graves
Yeah, uh oh.
01:12:48
The Blade's Edge
As Erwin's eyes go wide and says, Bray, prom up to bed now.
01:12:54
Alma Graves
This was in the back of my mind.
01:12:54
The Blade's Edge
Danica, take them up. He Danica immediately goes upstairs with the two little kids.
01:13:01
Alma Graves
By bringing her here, are we endangering this city? Shit!
01:13:07
The Blade's Edge
um At that time. um Yeah, you see is Mark grabs his sword and says, Irene, we should get you in your room, too.
01:13:19
The Blade's Edge
He looks at you guys and just says, good luck. I don't know what's going on, but whenever you guys are finished with what's needed of that tarot card reading.
01:13:35
The Blade's Edge
I'm here.
01:13:37
Alma Graves
Okay. well
01:13:37
The Blade's Edge
And Erwin nods as he pours himself another ale screams outside for another ale, he looks at you guys, too, and says, as are we, and he taps a pin on his chest ah that maybe he just you see him just putting in their pinning there.
01:13:54
The Blade's Edge
And it's a the pin is a feather.
01:13:57
Alma Graves
Oh.
01:13:59
The Blade's Edge
A raven's feather.
01:14:01
Alma Graves
Well, well.
01:14:04
The Blade's Edge
um Let me see if there's a.
01:14:05
Alma Graves
What is the ah historical context of that raven's feather?
01:14:10
The Blade's Edge
Are you asking him or are you asking me?
01:14:11
Alma Graves
Yeah. I'm asking. Or do I know it as it's my character?
01:14:16
The Blade's Edge
Well, she screamed outside.
01:14:18
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:14:18
The Blade's Edge
His markets is taking Irena upstairs. Let me just put them in their room.
01:14:25
Tommy
I would ah i'd grab my sword and start making my way outside.
01:14:28
Trevor
Yeah, and now he's taking his swords off his back.
01:14:28
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:14:31
The Blade's Edge
Erwin Erwin says story friend of the time, my dear.
01:14:35
Alma Graves
Yeah, I'll run upstairs then and kick my slippers off, put my boots on, get geared back up, cruise on out.
01:14:44
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:14:44
Kyle
I'm just about to take a sip of my beer.
01:14:47
Kyle
When we hear the screams, I'm like, I stand up and walk out.
01:14:51
Alma Graves
and Yes.
01:14:52
The Blade's Edge
I love that.
01:14:52
Tommy
Just just is down it.
01:14:54
Alma Graves
um
01:15:00
Alma Graves
Brian, I'm gonna use my fiendish vigor to cast False Life on myself and I get max for that. So I get 12 temp HP.
01:15:13
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:15:15
Tommy
Hey bash look out for the well Yeah, he falls in again In my head this cannon he fell in the well, I don't care what I don't i don't care.
01:15:18
Trevor
What are you talking about?
01:15:23
The Blade's Edge
um
01:15:25
Trevor
Yeah.
01:15:25
Tommy
I don't care what anyone says
01:15:27
Trevor
yeah
01:15:29
The Blade's Edge
ah You guys can move your tokens over to where a tenacious D is. Your guys tokens are down here.
01:15:37
Tommy
Okay, here I come So where are The church church
01:15:41
Alma Graves
There I am.
01:15:41
The Blade's Edge
And the screams are coming from the West as you, and as you, as you guys ah head outside and you start thinking about the church, um, disowned, you do indeed, you see that there are, um,
01:15:45
Alma Graves
We're heading towards the church.
01:15:48
Kyle
Oh no.
01:15:48
Alma Graves
but church go f The church! the church.
01:16:06
The Blade's Edge
you see that there are beings from where you're at.
01:16:13
The Blade's Edge
clinging to the outer walls and roof of St. Andrew's Church. You see a swarm of bats. Another swarm of bats comes right by you um and is heading towards the church as well.
01:16:28
The Blade's Edge
As you see that there are there are screams coming from within the church.
01:16:28
Tommy
Full, full arm, pumpy, swinging. We're going to the church, I'm going to the church.
01:16:36
Alma Graves
Oh yeah. I'm trying to keep up.
01:16:45
Kyle
and following along.
01:16:45
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Okay. Let me go ahead and move you guys.
01:16:54
The Blade's Edge
I only have one church map, even though there are multiple churches in this adventure. Is this correct?
01:17:01
Alma Graves
Ha ha ha.
01:17:02
The Blade's Edge
Yes, this is correct. So I need to.
01:17:03
Tommy
Are you saying all churches look alike?
01:17:05
The Blade's Edge
That's what this adventure module is saying.
01:17:07
Tommy
OK.
01:17:09
The Blade's Edge
ah So this map will look eerily similar to Donavich's church.
01:17:14
The Blade's Edge
Um, which makes it at least slightly easy. Cause your guys's tokens are already over there. Three of yours are whose isn't in Navi.
01:17:27
The Blade's Edge
Oh no, yours is.
01:17:27
Alma Graves
ah
01:17:29
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So, Oh, you're good.
01:17:31
Trevor
Oh shit, sorry, I'll move mine.
01:17:33
The Blade's Edge
No, no, no. You're I'm on a different map and for your token.
01:17:35
Trevor
Oh, okay, cool.
01:17:37
The Blade's Edge
Okay. As you guys head over.
01:17:49
The Blade's Edge
um As you approach the church the church, the St. Andrew's Church with a big lathander symbol on the outside, a place you all either vaguely remember or disown from your point of view, vividly remember from 78 years ago.
01:18:09
The Blade's Edge
um You see the congregation running past you, townsfolk fleeing the church. And as the townsfolk are fleeing the church and you guys approach, you see, um do hold on, you see.
01:18:39
The Blade's Edge
Um, how many does it tell me?
01:18:51
Alma Graves
Yeah, it would be a interesting coming to back to this town and actually seeing that full side of it since we only saw up to this point in our last visit to Volocchi before getting kicked out.
01:19:05
Tommy
ah legend Allegedly.
01:19:07
Alma Graves
Allegedly, yeah.
01:19:09
The Blade's Edge
So the, so the doors are open to the church.
01:19:12
Alma Graves
Okay, the doors are open.
01:19:12
The Blade's Edge
The congregation is running out and is all around you guys. Let me go ahead and just to illustrate.
01:19:31
The Blade's Edge
e and
01:19:37
The Blade's Edge
OK, you see inside the church, although you remember this place to sign, you see the. Priest and you do not recognize him. ah You see this guy.
01:19:56
Alma Graves
Oh yeah, look at him.
01:19:58
Tommy
pink robes and a nice staff.
01:19:59
The Blade's Edge
With a holy symbol of Lefander on his staff.
01:20:04
Alma Graves
That sounds like a ah Charlie Lyric, pink robes and a nice staff.
01:20:10
The Blade's Edge
Here are the congregation.
01:20:15
Alma Graves
Oh shit, they are cooking it.
01:20:18
The Blade's Edge
um You see inside. With this this priest who's holding this staff of Lathander swinging at these bats. um You see inside with him there are.
01:20:42
The Blade's Edge
swarms of bats.
01:20:44
Alma Graves
Oh, bats.
01:20:51
The Blade's Edge
ah That he is swinging against and as the congregation leaves. um You see jumping off the building. The um
01:21:07
The Blade's Edge
Go ahead and roll me. Each of you roll me a D 20 low roll has to roll for how many of these guys there are.
01:21:09
Alma Graves
Yeah. Yes, sir.
01:21:15
Alma Graves
Oh Jesus, oh shit.
01:21:18
Tommy
Oh, boy.
01:21:19
Alma Graves
Uh oh, that's a two from Alma.
01:21:21
Trevor
Holy cow.
01:21:22
The Blade's Edge
All right. Alma, roll me a D four.
01:21:25
Alma Graves
Okay, D4, don't mind if I do.
01:21:27
Tommy
I thought you were going to say the lowest D20 is how many they are.
01:21:27
The Blade's Edge
You want low, you want low.
01:21:30
Alma Graves
Ah, whoopsies.
01:21:30
The Blade's Edge
No, you want low. Okay. So jumping off the building, these things that maybe you remember just on from seven, eight years ago, this church had like claw marks on the outside of it.
01:21:42
The Blade's Edge
It had like um busted windows and stuff.
01:21:42
Tommy
Yep.
01:21:46
The Blade's Edge
But as the congregation leaves as if waiting for them to leave, jumping off the roof and sides of this building that were waiting for them, you see these creatures.
01:22:01
Trevor
Ew.
01:22:01
Kyle
of the
01:22:02
Tommy
Vampires for sure. Kind of hot, but like in a vampire way, you know?
01:22:07
Alma Graves
Oh man.
01:22:08
The Blade's Edge
You see ah these things jump off attempting to bite the necks of the congregation as you four arrive.
01:22:09
Kyle
but the look
01:22:20
The Blade's Edge
The priest inside the congregation out here bats inside and some sort of vampire spawn outside. And gentlemen, I need you to roll a niche.
01:22:31
Alma Graves
Yes, brother.
01:22:32
Trevor
Here we we go.
01:22:32
Kyle
Oh, finally.
01:22:34
Alma Graves
Are there sweeter words ever said, role initiative? Ah, the promise of, the promise of combat.
01:22:42
Kyle
Of course my token wasn't selected.
01:22:45
The Blade's Edge
And the congregation will go last.
01:22:45
Tommy
Yeah, Adam.
01:22:47
Alma Graves
Ah, frick.
01:22:52
Alma Graves
oh Oh.
01:22:53
Kyle
Okay, that's not real. That's not real. Don't look at that.
01:22:56
The Blade's Edge
Uh, zero.
01:22:56
Alma Graves
Oh.
01:22:58
The Blade's Edge
Unfortunately, you never go.
01:22:59
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:22:59
Tommy
yeah And that one minus one initiatives you for a zero.
01:23:00
Kyle
It's it.
01:23:00
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. Yeah. The only actually.
01:23:03
Alma Graves
He's drowning again. Get him out of that puddle.
01:23:04
Trevor
He fell through another well.
01:23:05
Tommy
that what yeah This is good for you're learning how to swim bash.
01:23:06
Alma Graves
Get him out of the puddle.
01:23:07
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:23:08
Alma Graves
Get him out of there.
01:23:08
The Blade's Edge
yeah Unfortunately. Yeah. The, the.
01:23:11
Alma Graves
you You need to learn how to drink water, not drown in it.
01:23:14
The Blade's Edge
The congregation doesn't go last.
01:23:15
Trevor
So funny.
01:23:16
The Blade's Edge
They'll go second last because I'm just kidding. You you actually rolled an eight. I saw I saw I saw.
01:23:21
Trevor
That is hilarious.
01:23:22
Alma Graves
Amazing.
01:23:23
The Blade's Edge
So on the inside of this place, you see these bats swarming around, destroying things and dealing some damage to this priest. Who?
01:23:35
Alma Graves
Frick.
01:23:36
The Blade's Edge
um Let's go, he's got that and he has hit points. He's got that many.
01:23:47
The Blade's Edge
And he just takes a whopping douche amount of damage. Okay. So you
The Battle Against Vampire Spawns
01:23:52
The Blade's Edge
see this guy inside being swarmed by bats, congregation, leaving vampire spawns, jumping off the building. Desan. Oh, wait, Desan and Inabi. What is your guy's decks?
01:24:05
Tommy
14 total.
01:24:07
Trevor
17.
01:24:07
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So Inabi is going to go first. We're just going to make you 16. Doesn't really matter.
01:24:11
Tommy
Okay.
01:24:11
The Blade's Edge
So Inabi, you are up first.
01:24:14
Trevor
All right, um seeing these spooky vampire things, Anabi's gonna take his swords and like, ah like, swing, you know, like slice them together, kind of, and then start humming along with the same note that the swords make, essentially, and he's gonna start blade singing as a bonus action.
01:24:35
Trevor
I'm walking in.
01:24:35
Kyle
He's locking in.
01:24:35
Alma Graves
He's locking in.
01:24:38
Trevor
um I'm going...
01:24:40
Alma Graves
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bullhorn.
01:24:41
The Blade's Edge
One of the vampire, one of the vampire spawns stops going and looks at you and just goes, Oh fuck, he's locking in.
01:24:45
Trevor
Oh,
01:24:48
Tommy
yeah oh
01:24:49
Alma Graves
Are we in a Blade movie?
01:24:50
The Blade's Edge
Oh no, he's locked in.
01:24:50
Tommy
yeah
01:24:50
Kyle
He's the one.
01:24:52
Alma Graves
ah
01:24:52
Tommy
Yeah That that is that is now how I'm picturing an obvious just blade that's it Yes
01:24:53
Trevor
his' ah oh shit.
01:24:57
Alma Graves
Yes.
01:24:57
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:24:58
Kyle
Sunglasses, come on.
01:24:59
The Blade's Edge
Blood starts raining down.
01:24:59
Trevor
And I'm...
01:25:01
Tommy
my glasses on
01:25:02
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:25:04
Trevor
And I'm going to run up to this one. 5, 10, just charge at that one and try and slash at him with a ah booming blade.
01:25:22
The Blade's Edge
Okay, you slash away blade singing booming blade attack.
01:25:29
Trevor
Doesn't hate it.
01:25:31
The Blade's Edge
Eight misses.
01:25:33
Trevor
Rats? Oh darn.
01:25:35
The Blade's Edge
as the view as you run up and the the vampire spawns as fuck.
01:25:35
Alma Graves
Oh, frick!
01:25:37
Trevor
Oh shit.
01:25:40
The Blade's Edge
Fuck it's so over and you miss. And he goes, I'm so back.
01:25:45
Alma Graves
ha
01:25:46
Tommy
Such a quick rebound.
01:25:47
Trevor
It's so bad.
01:25:49
Kyle
but
01:25:49
Trevor
Fuck.
01:25:49
Kyle
ah one
01:25:49
Tommy
ah
01:25:50
The Blade's Edge
I had nothing to gauge this off of.
01:25:50
Alma Graves
good
01:25:51
The Blade's Edge
I just, you looked really cool, but then you missed me and now I'm going to fucking can eat your ass.
01:25:55
Trevor
No, I know. I know. i've been I've been in a ring for like a really long time. I'm still kind of warming up.
01:25:59
Tommy
And Abi, take your sunglasses off.
01:25:59
Trevor
i've
01:26:00
Tommy
It's dusk.
01:26:01
Trevor
Oh shit.
01:26:01
Alma Graves
Take off, take him off!
01:26:02
Tommy
Take the sunglasses off.
01:26:03
Trevor
but I think I'm a surplus.
01:26:06
The Blade's Edge
Um, okay. Is that your turn?
01:26:08
Trevor
ah Yeah, yeah, that's my turn.
01:26:09
The Blade's Edge
All right.
01:26:10
Trevor
I'll stay here.
01:26:11
The Blade's Edge
Dasan, you are up.
01:26:13
Tommy
I ah pull out my sunsword, click it on, lightsaber style.
01:26:18
The Blade's Edge
you
01:26:18
Tommy
um We got to save the congregation. ah Alma, go save the priest. And I'll step in front of this other vampire spawn near the congregation as I go to thwack.
01:26:30
The Blade's Edge
and Okay.
01:26:31
Tommy
I go to whack whack.
01:26:32
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. Go whack that thing.
01:26:34
Tommy
All right, plus eight.
01:26:35
Alma Graves
Hell yeah.
01:26:38
Alma Graves
You want me to run into the building?
01:26:39
Tommy
Oh, no, I thought I looked so cool. Is it 10?
01:26:42
The Blade's Edge
Attend misses. However, you are a paladin and you're a little five, so you have two attacks now.
01:26:45
Tommy
ah know here's Here's the second one I take my sunglasses I say I also have sunglasses on I take them off howw and but this is but Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm a rogue it's really okay the please please please go on I like look at the sword.
01:26:51
Trevor
I just did that too. Yeah, I had the...
01:26:55
Alma Graves
No.
01:26:55
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:26:56
Trevor
Holy shit.
01:26:57
Alma Graves
Wait, DM inspiration. Heroic inspiration. Come on.
01:27:02
The Blade's Edge
a yeah
01:27:02
Alma Graves
Please, please, please, please, please.
01:27:07
Tommy
I'm like don't fuck me here This is your congregation and I swing again
01:27:13
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:27:15
Tommy
All right.
01:27:16
Alma Graves
Yes, thank you.
01:27:16
Tommy
22. Thank God.
01:27:16
The Blade's Edge
22 will hit.
01:27:16
Kyle
There we go.
01:27:16
Tommy
Oh, Oh, okay.
01:27:16
Trevor
Way better.
01:27:18
Kyle
He's so, he's so back.
01:27:19
Alma Graves
He's so mad.
01:27:19
Tommy
I'm so bad.
01:27:20
Trevor
Please stop that.
01:27:21
Tommy
Just like I never left.
01:27:21
The Blade's Edge
And this, and these are undead.
01:27:24
Tommy
ah Okay.
01:27:24
Alma Graves
Oh, that baby.
01:27:24
Tommy
Cool. Cool. Uh, Sun sword two handed, obviously, uh, 17 plus five and a level one smite arena coming in.
01:27:31
Kyle
Sheesh!
01:27:34
The Blade's Edge
17 total that five is, ah is calculated in.
01:27:37
Tommy
Are we sure we're not adding that Brown?
01:27:39
The Blade's Edge
positive. That's already i you roll the 12 plus the five.
01:27:41
Alma Graves
ah
01:27:42
Tommy
Okay.
01:27:43
The Blade's Edge
yeah Okay.
01:27:44
Tommy
Hey, okay. Hey, hey, whatever. Okay. And a level one divine spine. That's all I got to say is duty.
01:27:49
Alma Graves
Plus one more D8 for Undead.
01:27:50
Kyle
Good God.
01:27:52
Tommy
Oh, and another day.
01:27:52
Trevor
Ugh...
01:27:52
Kyle
Oh my God.
01:27:53
Alma Graves
Oh!
01:27:54
The Blade's Edge
Wowzers. Holy shit.
01:27:55
Tommy
Oh, and a two on top of that.
01:27:55
Trevor
He's always...
01:27:56
Alma Graves
Ha!
01:27:57
Tommy
Brian in a two on top of that.
01:27:59
The Blade's Edge
What's the two for?
01:28:00
Tommy
Uh, cause I'm dead.
01:28:01
Alma Graves
for the that You get an extra D8 on Smite for Undead.
01:28:03
The Blade's Edge
Right.
01:28:04
Kyle
Jesus.
01:28:06
The Blade's Edge
um I absolutely love that you hit this thing and while it is not bloodied you see the radiant damage um like searing its skin an extra amount you you you guys have maybe heard about or seen these things having some sort of regenerative property um over time they just can kind of regenerate and you see that this radiant damage searing its skin and disabling that
01:28:31
Alma Graves
Hm.
01:28:31
Kyle
Wow.
01:28:33
Tommy
Yeah, we're we're back.
01:28:33
Trevor
Fire.
01:28:36
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:28:38
Tommy
And for good measure, I'm going to take one more step closer to get more distance between them and the congregation. That'll be my turn.
01:28:45
The Blade's Edge
Okay. um It is the priest's turn who is going to um ah You see ah little balls of sun as he lifts his staff up and starts silently praying to Lathander and these little floating balls of sun begin to surround him as he casts Spirit Guardians.
01:29:18
The Blade's Edge
And I need wizzies from each of these bats swarms.
01:29:18
Alma Graves
I like it.
01:29:24
The Blade's Edge
ah That's a natural 20 and eight, a 13 and a 15. As the priest. You see the priest do.
01:29:41
The Blade's Edge
um Hey, bash, roll me three to eight.
01:29:47
Kyle
No problem.
01:29:52
Kyle
Well.
01:29:52
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Wow. You see two of them take 12 points of damage.
01:29:57
Kyle
Nice.
01:29:58
The Blade's Edge
Two swarms, two of the swarms take 12 points of damage. Two of the swarms take six.
01:30:06
The Blade's Edge
Um, okay. That is his turn. Alma, you're up.
01:30:11
Alma Graves
All right, I hear Desan say, go for the priest. So I will brave entering the church ah and I'll run in for 25 feet and I'm going to,
01:30:29
Alma Graves
take a Eldritch Blast Pop Pop at this swarm of bats.
01:30:35
The Blade's Edge
Hell yeah. And that, um, let me see, do, do, do. Cool.
01:30:42
Alma Graves
And I get two of these bad boys.
01:30:44
The Blade's Edge
Yes.
01:30:45
Alma Graves
First one is 13, second one is 25, okay?
01:30:45
The Blade's Edge
That's warm is bloodied as well. As you attack 13 hits. but thats Big old swarm, hard to miss them.
01:30:54
Alma Graves
So both of those, first one
01:30:56
The Blade's Edge
A lot of, a lot of bats flying together.
01:30:58
Alma Graves
Sure, eight forest damage and then 10 forest damage.
01:31:01
The Blade's Edge
Nice. So how does this, how do these two beams, what does it look like when these two beams shoot out and kill the rest of these remaining bats?
01:31:08
Alma Graves
um They're just golden, just like Iron Man blasts. Pew, pew.
01:31:15
The Blade's Edge
I love that. You see this, this priest, this priest looks at you and smiles and says, praise the tender.
01:31:19
Tommy
We didn't make a soundboard for sure.
01:31:21
Trevor
yeah
01:31:25
The Blade's Edge
Thank you.
01:31:27
Alma Graves
Fight's still going, heads up. And as a bonus action, I will cast Healing Word on him.
01:31:38
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:31:38
Alma Graves
Or actually, no, I will not, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
01:31:40
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:31:42
Alma Graves
I'm good.
01:31:42
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:31:45
The Blade's Edge
The spawns are going to one on each of you. And they are all going to do the exact same thing.
01:31:58
The Blade's Edge
They are going to use their first attack to, to grapple you. So if this claw attack hits, it will not do damage, but you will be grappled.
01:32:09
Tommy
OK.
01:32:09
The Blade's Edge
plus So So to son. 14.
01:32:14
Tommy
Miss.
01:32:15
The Blade's Edge
And Nabi. 19.
01:32:18
Trevor
a Shield.
01:32:20
The Blade's Edge
Miss bash. 16.
01:32:25
Kyle
Uh, it hits, but I'm going to use a luck point to impose a disadvantage on this rule.
01:32:29
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:32:32
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Higher.
01:32:36
Kyle
Fuck me.
01:32:37
Tommy
Yeah, come on. Use the other luck point.
01:32:40
Kyle
Uh, I don't think I can, can I?
01:32:40
Tommy
I'm just kidding. Do what you want.
01:32:43
Kyle
No, I'm not going to do that.
01:32:44
Tommy
I'm whispering on your shoulder. I'm the devil on your shoulder.
01:32:45
The Blade's Edge
They are your luck points.
01:32:46
Tommy
yeah
01:32:46
The Blade's Edge
I like luck with luck points. You can use them whenever you want because you only get three a day and if you blow them through them, you blow through them. You know?
01:32:54
Kyle
I'm not going to use another one.
01:32:58
The Blade's Edge
Um, okay. All three of you, should they try to grab all three of you and only bash is grabbed. So, um, now, uh, bash one goes to bite you because you're grappled.
01:33:11
The Blade's Edge
So it grabs you bear hug style and then goes to bite your neck. Whereas design and Inabi, since they did not grapple you, they just take their other claw and this claw will just be an attack.
01:33:24
The Blade's Edge
So design that's an 18.
01:33:27
Kyle
is
01:33:27
Tommy
That hits.
01:33:29
The Blade's Edge
And in Navi, that's an 11 and bash the bite at advantage.
01:33:31
Trevor
noise.
01:33:35
The Blade's Edge
We only rolled the 10 is at advantage. The bite has got us all three plus six, right? It's still plus six or 16.
01:33:47
Kyle
16 points of damage.
01:33:48
The Blade's Edge
No, it's 16 for the bite to hit you.
01:33:51
Kyle
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hits. Uh, real quick is, is the grapple not a strength save?
01:33:54
The Blade's Edge
Yes.
01:33:57
The Blade's Edge
Not, no, it's normally, so that's normally an athletics thing, but there with their claw attack, it says, instead of dealing damage, the vampire can grapple the target.
01:34:08
Kyle
That's fucking stupid.
01:34:09
The Blade's Edge
That does take away one of their attacks.
01:34:10
Kyle
Uh, yeah, the, the bite hits as well.
01:34:14
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So for the claw attack, um. Desan, you take eight points of slashing damage. Inabi, he misses you twice.
01:34:27
The Blade's Edge
And Bash, the bite attack, you take seven points of piercing and eight points of necrotic.
01:34:36
Alma Graves
Oh ho. Ouch.
01:34:45
The Blade's Edge
and bash your hit point maximum is reduced by eight. Until you take a long rest.
01:34:55
Kyle
uh what's 55 minus
01:34:59
Alma Graves
Yeah, ouchies.
01:35:00
The Blade's Edge
Yes. new Yeah, so you take 15 points of damage, but your hit point maximum is reduced by eight as well. Until you take a long rest as you're grappled and it bites you.
01:35:13
The Blade's Edge
um blood trickling down your neck and shoulder as this thing is feeding, feasting on your neck. um But bash, it is your turn.
01:35:22
Alma Graves
Oh yeah.
01:35:23
Trevor
Ewie.
01:35:28
Kyle
So, is it an action to try and become un-grappled?
01:35:31
The Blade's Edge
It would take one of your attack actions.
01:35:34
Kyle
Okay.
01:35:35
The Blade's Edge
Which you can do, there is, I have a DC for you.
01:35:39
Kyle
Yes, I'm going to do that as a strength check.
01:35:41
The Blade's Edge
It's yeah athletics check. The DC is only 13.
01:35:48
Kyle
27. Now I'm mad. Now I'm mad as fuck.
01:35:52
The Blade's Edge
You successfully push this thing. You shove this vampire spawn off you.
01:35:58
Alma Graves
Oh.
01:36:00
Kyle
So now I got blood dripping down my neck. I didn't get to drink my beer. This thing is ugly as fuck.
01:36:08
Alma Graves
Yes.
01:36:09
Kyle
It grappled me. I'm going to rage.
01:36:11
Trevor
Oh, let's go.
01:36:11
The Blade's Edge
ugly as fuck boy.
01:36:15
Kyle
Um, real quick. I got to remember how to enable rage on this kind of weird.
01:36:22
The Blade's Edge
Um, well, you'll you'll just add two to your damage roll. And since you're level five, I believe you can also attack recklessly if you want, which gives you advantage, but then attacks against you until your next turn have advantage against you.
01:36:41
The Blade's Edge
Um, but you rage. What does it look like when bash rages?
01:36:47
Kyle
um You see him and grab his great axe um with both hands and just like slam it down into the ground. um
01:36:58
The Blade's Edge
Muscles rippling.
01:37:00
Kyle
Muscles going crazy, veins popping out of his arms. And he brings the axe above his head ready to swing on this beer.
01:37:11
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:37:13
Kyle
um
01:37:13
Alma Graves
Get her.
01:37:15
Kyle
Okay, so it's advantage on the attack roll and then plus two to my ah thing.
01:37:21
The Blade's Edge
ah Yeah, you you'll do an extra two points of damage um if you hit and you can attack recklessly if you want.
01:37:30
Alma Graves
Oh yeah, baby.
01:37:32
Kyle
And I'm not going to attack recklessly. um But it is a 28 to hit.
01:37:38
The Blade's Edge
Well, you would need to attack recklessly. Otherwise you just rolled a nat one.
01:37:45
The Blade's Edge
Cause it's one of your attacks was to get out of the grapple.
01:37:46
Kyle
Wait.
01:37:50
The Blade's Edge
And then your first attack role was a nat one. So you'd only have one attack left.
01:37:53
Kyle
Oh, oh.
01:37:57
Kyle
Gotcha.
01:37:58
The Blade's Edge
Unless you want to say you use another luck point, you can mark off another luck point and we say that hits.
01:38:02
Kyle
Yeah, I'm gonna use a luck point.
01:38:04
The Blade's Edge
Cool.
01:38:04
Alma Graves
Nice.
01:38:05
Tommy
Hell yeah.
01:38:05
The Blade's Edge
It's you swing that you s swing that bang and ah cleave right into its clavicle and neck adjacent to where it got you. You get it right back in there and roll damage.
01:38:19
Kyle
um Okay, so this is gonna be... but i wrote This is what I roll at advantage, yes?
01:38:24
The Blade's Edge
No.
01:38:27
The Blade's Edge
Why would you do that?
01:38:28
Kyle
What? Because I'm raging. Melee damage with strength weapons. I gain advantage.
01:38:31
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:38:34
Kyle
So I rolled my d12 twice, yes?
01:38:37
The Blade's Edge
No, you don't, you don't get advantage on it on, I think you might still be doing the 2024 rules. I'm not a hundred percent of sold on those with while you're raging, you do extra damage when you hit you're immune to piercing, slashing and bludgeoning damage. You do an extra rage damage when you hit and you can roll at advantage with something called a reckless attack.
01:39:01
Kyle
Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. I know about reckless. I don't know why this is like the final character that we made. So I don't know why it would be the 2024 rules.
01:39:08
The Blade's Edge
Cool. We'll roll. We'll just click the button.
01:39:09
Kyle
Um, okay.
01:39:10
The Blade's Edge
I think if you click the button or roll the damage for you included, it might include the rates.
01:39:11
Kyle
Yeah, I'm just gonna roll.
01:39:13
Kyle
Yes.
01:39:14
The Blade's Edge
Well, okay.
01:39:14
Kyle
Uh, it's not yet.
01:39:14
The Blade's Edge
So 14.
01:39:17
Kyle
So, and then plus two for the 16.
01:39:19
The Blade's Edge
That's great. 14 is a fuck ton of damage. Um, you slice.
01:39:23
Alma Graves
Slice!
01:39:26
The Blade's Edge
You slice into this guy. Um, and do, do Uh, let's, let's go ahead and just take a look real quick. So as a rage, you advantage on strength checks and saving throws. So you're to get on grapple. That was a strength check. You would have an advantage on that athletics check.
01:39:47
The Blade's Edge
Strength checks and saving throws, not attacks plus two melee damage with strength weapons, resistance, the bludgeoning piercing and slashing damage, but you can't concentrate on spells while you're raging.
01:39:47
Kyle
i see
01:39:58
The Blade's Edge
Your rage ends early. If you're knocked unconscious or if your turn ends and you haven't attacked or been attacked or taken damage, it says, uh, on our defense, reckless attack, danger, sense, frenzy, which you can do, obviously not this term because you use your bonus action to rage.
01:40:10
Kyle
I see.
01:40:14
The Blade's Edge
Uh, cool.
01:40:17
Kyle
Okay, I got it.
01:40:17
The Blade's Edge
So 16 points of damage on this guy is a lot.
01:40:23
Alma Graves
Yeah, buddy.
01:40:25
Kyle
yo ah Yeah, I'm just gonna stay here.
01:40:25
The Blade's Edge
Um, all right. And then you st you stay, you stand there. Okay. Top of the next round, each of these bats needs to make another wisdom safe.
01:40:44
The Blade's Edge
Save, save 1917 18. That's crazy. Oh my God.
01:40:49
Alma Graves
Those are some bats.
01:40:50
The Blade's Edge
um I'm not joking. I rolled in 1917 18 and that's 20. I'm taking a picture right now.
01:40:53
Alma Graves
Wow.
01:40:54
Tommy
Brian, come on. Hey, hey, come on.
01:40:56
The Blade's Edge
I'm taking a picture right now.
01:40:56
Alma Graves
Royal flush bro. Royal flush.
01:40:58
Tommy
Hey, come on.
01:40:59
The Blade's Edge
Look at this.
01:41:02
Trevor
Cheers Louise.
01:41:03
Alma Graves
Wow.
01:41:03
Tommy
Come on.
01:41:04
The Blade's Edge
I it's not a natural 17 and 18 19 and technically it was a 16 17 18 natural 20 so.
01:41:09
Tommy
I'll allow it.
01:41:11
The Blade's Edge
all All out.
01:41:12
Alma Graves
Oh, wow.
01:41:13
The Blade's Edge
um They each save and they each will take. ah ah Hey, um Kyle, a beam is really 3D eight.
01:41:20
Alma Graves
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:21
The Blade's Edge
They'll take they each take half this.
01:41:25
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah.
01:41:27
The Blade's Edge
Oh, nice role. They each take nine as a lot.
01:41:31
Alma Graves
That is a lot of damage.
01:41:34
The Blade's Edge
The only you can't see two of the swarm is the only swarm that you see left. ah you You see one. You see one bat.
01:41:40
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:41:41
The Blade's Edge
It's still floating. It has one health left. But then these three, I'll say they each ah fully approach this guy and they deal some more damage to him. And he's going to have to make this priest is going to have to make three concentration checks. ah DC 10. He has a plus one. um Trevor, Tommy and other Kyle, Kyle Gerard, will you each roll me a D 20 plus one? If any of you gets under a 10, he loses concentration on spirit guardians.
01:42:11
Trevor
Damn.
01:42:11
Tommy
Ah, shit!
01:42:11
The Blade's Edge
yeah yeah Okay.
01:42:12
Trevor
Six.
01:42:13
Alma Graves
Oh, classic Tommy. Oh, classic.
01:42:15
The Blade's Edge
It's okay.
01:42:16
Alma Graves
Wait, no, look.
01:42:16
The Blade's Edge
Two of them were failed.
01:42:17
Tommy
I'm gonna use one of my- I'm gonna use one of his luck points, actually.
01:42:19
The Blade's Edge
No.
01:42:20
Alma Graves
yeah
01:42:21
The Blade's Edge
I'm going to steal Bash's luck point. Wait, what?
01:42:24
Tommy
No, no, the- No, the priest has luck points, right?
01:42:24
Alma Graves
I'm to counterspell that. I'm counterspelling.
01:42:27
Tommy
Brian, you said the priest has- I'm gonna steal the priest's luck points.
01:42:28
Trevor
I think I see some in his pockets.
01:42:29
The Blade's Edge
he does He does not, unfortunately.
01:42:31
Tommy
Okay.
01:42:32
The Blade's Edge
ah So he loses. yeah yeah sir that Is that a luck point in your pocket?
01:42:34
Trevor
He's hiding other in there.
01:42:34
Tommy
He's got a lucky rabbit's foot in there, I can see it.
01:42:38
The Blade's Edge
You just happen to see me, buddy.
01:42:39
Trevor
ah yeah
01:42:40
The Blade's Edge
Um, all right, this guy took, took some more damage. He's still up, uh, but he lost concentration. That is their go. I'll actually say one of the, uh,
01:42:53
The Blade's Edge
I'm going to take a point of damage. I'm going to one of their attacks. I'm just using the media for it. He regains that as this bet. This robot's actually rounds the corner Alma and comes to you.
01:43:03
Alma Graves
Oh.
01:43:05
The Blade's Edge
Um, it is below. Uh, wait, no, cause this wouldn't, this since this did not approach him, this gets that health back. Um, so one of the storm bats comes your way and Norway your way and is going to, uh, make an attack on you. Alma that's plus four. It's a 10.
01:43:29
Alma Graves
That's going to miss.
01:43:30
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So, uh, they occupy your space. So they're like, they're on your token basically, just cause it's like floating all around you trying to take little bites at you.
01:43:39
Alma Graves
Yummy.
01:43:41
The Blade's Edge
Um, cool. And I'll be, you are up.
01:43:44
Trevor
All right, I'm going to try sunglasses off. I'm going to try and booming blade this thing again real quick from my swords.
01:43:51
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:43:55
Trevor
Twenty four.
01:43:55
The Blade's Edge
Mm-hmm.
01:43:56
Trevor
Let's go.
01:43:57
The Blade's Edge
That it's.
01:43:59
Trevor
he Yeah, that'll be seven plus. I think this is just we see what a fifth level does an extra D.
01:44:04
The Blade's Edge
Lush.
01:44:09
Trevor
OK, plus a D eight. OK, that just rolled.
01:44:12
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Is that if he moves or he just takes it when you hit him?
01:44:15
Trevor
ah So he takes the 1d8 now, the 7, and then i had the 2d8, which is actually the last 4 if he moves.
01:44:20
The Blade's Edge
Nice.
01:44:25
The Blade's Edge
Okay, cool.
01:44:27
Trevor
And then for my bonus action, I'm going to Misty Step. um
01:44:32
The Blade's Edge
I was about to say he might not move, but now that you're missing stepping, he will move.
01:44:36
Trevor
Oh yeah, I'm going to go 30 feet to right right there.
01:44:43
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:44:43
Tommy
He's running for it.
01:44:47
Alma Graves
I'm outta
01:44:48
The Blade's Edge
Uh, yeah, these guys would have gotten to about there.
01:44:49
Trevor
Sooner.
01:44:52
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:44:52
Trevor
Uh, yeah.
01:44:53
The Blade's Edge
Is that your turn? All right. The sawn.
01:44:58
Tommy
Okay. Seeing an Abhi kind of back up, I don't want the vampire to close in on the congregation, but I need to finish off the vampire in front of me.
01:45:09
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:45:10
Tommy
So I'm swinging.
01:45:11
The Blade's Edge
You're going to need some pretty hefty rolls here because he's not yet bloodied, but it's not impossible given how much damage you did last time.
01:45:17
Tommy
Okay. I got a smite and a dream. Two handed, Brian.
01:45:22
The Blade's Edge
You have two spikes and two dreams because I think you might need two dreams.
01:45:22
Tommy
First swing.
01:45:24
Alma Graves
ah up
01:45:25
Tommy
24 on the first one.
01:45:26
Alma Graves
Oh, yeah.
01:45:26
The Blade's Edge
Okay. That hits.
01:45:30
Tommy
Uh, I'm sure roll both of them.
01:45:33
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:45:33
Tommy
Let's see what happens. Second attack. Thought it was going to be an ad 20. So we'll smite on the first one or on the only one that hits, I guess.
01:45:40
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:45:42
Tommy
Um, trying to finish this guy off first level.
01:45:43
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:45:47
Tommy
BAM 16 Plus
01:45:49
The Blade's Edge
He's bloody before this might even happens.
01:45:50
Alma Graves
Come on, baby.
01:45:52
Tommy
the divine smite the role That's not that big six plus an additional d8 for undead Wow really bad one on that one on the d8 Got
01:45:56
Alma Graves
oh
01:45:59
The Blade's Edge
Yes.
01:46:00
Alma Graves
Wow. Hey, still good damage.
01:46:02
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. Still bloodied. Uh, which pretty bad. Couldn't probably take, he could not take another amount of that same damage you just did, but he's still up.
01:46:11
Tommy
it and then I try to goad the I'm going to try and like go like the other vampire on the like across the way like to attack me. Be like, hey, hey, over here. I'm clicking my sun sword, going doo, doo, doo. Trying to lick you like a moth to a flame, you know trying to get its attention.
01:46:32
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. Um, go ahead and roll me a, uh, you used to be a blood wizard.
01:46:37
Trevor
Ooh, pretty.
01:46:40
The Blade's Edge
So I'm going to give you advantage on rolling me a, uh, persuasion roll.
01:46:46
Tommy
Hey Brian, i'll give you I'll do you one better. i'm ah I'm gonna prick my finger with the sun sword, let it bleed a little bit, and I'm gonna like wag it in in her direction.
01:46:51
The Blade's Edge
Nice. Okay.
01:46:55
Tommy
And I'm gonna suck on it a little bit and be like, mmm, tasty.
01:46:58
Trevor
Did it, did you play yourself because it, did it cauterize it immediately so you're not even like bleeding?
01:46:59
Alma Graves
It's good, really.
01:47:00
Tommy
Yeah.
01:47:03
The Blade's Edge
and
01:47:04
Tommy
Shit.
01:47:04
Alma Graves
no
01:47:04
Tommy
Yeah, God persuasion at advantage.
01:47:08
The Blade's Edge
um Yeah, go ahead and call me, give me persuasion check at advantage. It is a, it is a bonus action to bring the blade out and in, by the way, just a heads up just for flavor.
01:47:18
Tommy
Oh, no, I was doing it for flavor.
01:47:20
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. I know. I know.
01:47:21
Tommy
for um Twenty three, Brian.
01:47:21
The Blade's Edge
know
01:47:24
The Blade's Edge
23. Okay. Yeah, you guys tension. He's he he you prick yeah your finger. The blood drips used to be a blood mage. He senses the the iron ah smell from you.
01:47:36
Tommy
I take a daily vitamin.
01:47:38
The Blade's Edge
um And is that your turn?
01:47:40
Tommy
Oh, yeah, that's my turn. I'm not going anywhere.
01:47:42
The Blade's Edge
Okay, the priest is going to try and whack one with his mace. 14 hits. Uh, for three bludgeoning for, uh, as he just swings this big mace with this Lathander, this Lathander staff and wax some of the bats out of the air.
01:48:04
Alma Graves
Mm-hmm.
01:48:04
The Blade's Edge
Um, Alma, you're up.
01:48:07
Alma Graves
All right, and I'm surrounded by this swarm of bats and they're all around me. I'm gonna try to just like focus in and then just beam my hand out to try to just nab one right out of the air with an Eldritch Blast.
01:48:19
The Blade's Edge
Okay. They are, that is a range attack and they are.
01:48:21
Alma Graves
Right.
01:48:22
The Blade's Edge
On you. So would be a disadvantage.
01:48:24
Alma Graves
Hell yeah, I'm going at disadvantage.
01:48:26
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:48:26
Alma Graves
Here's my first one.
01:48:27
The Blade's Edge
Our AC is a 12.
01:48:28
Alma Graves
Here it goes.
01:48:31
The Blade's Edge
Let's do a bowl.
01:48:32
Alma Graves
Okay, so that is a 14 to hit.
01:48:35
The Blade's Edge
Oh,
01:48:37
Alma Graves
Okay, and then that is gonna be four.
01:48:42
Tommy
Oh, blastin' blastin'.
01:48:42
Alma Graves
14 force damage.
01:48:42
The Blade's Edge
oh
01:48:44
Kyle
Yes.
01:48:47
Alma Graves
Okay,
01:48:47
The Blade's Edge
Um, 14 force damage you blast and it takes out most of the bats around you. There are still two bats.
01:48:54
Alma Graves
okay the other, um my other hand sends out another one at disadvantage.
01:49:00
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:49:03
Alma Graves
and those hit.
01:49:05
The Blade's Edge
That's right. 12 plus nine is 21 that hits the remaining two.
01:49:09
Alma Graves
That's seven forest damage trying to take out these last two.
01:49:13
The Blade's Edge
They fall and hit the ground.
01:49:17
Alma Graves
Excellent. Then i'm going to I'm going to do one, two, three, four, five to be fighting side by side with the priest.
01:49:18
The Blade's Edge
Bonus action movement.
01:49:27
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Love that. Um, yeah, you see one of the swarms, uh, takes an interest in you, which will save him a little bit. Um, although he's not, he's not, he's not looking terrible, but he doesn't have a ton of points.
01:49:36
Alma Graves
Hell yeah.
01:49:40
Alma Graves
And then, as a bonus action, I'm gonna cast my expend healing, my healing light, um as a Celestial Warlock.
01:49:43
The Blade's Edge
Yes.
01:49:52
The Blade's Edge
Hmm.
01:49:52
Alma Graves
And that is, duh duh duh duh duh duh.
01:49:55
The Blade's Edge
In the house of the holy.
01:49:56
Alma Graves
In the House of the Holy, the maximum number of dice you expend is your, duh duh duh.
01:50:01
The Blade's Edge
a A pool of D sixes, right? So you can roll as many as you want, right?
01:50:03
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:50:06
Alma Graves
I'm gonna roll 46s.
01:50:10
The Blade's Edge
Are you, ah well, tell me, are you doing this for hammer for you?
01:50:13
Alma Graves
I'm doing it for him.
01:50:14
The Blade's Edge
Okay. only Only roll like two.
01:50:17
Alma Graves
Oh, okay.
01:50:18
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:50:19
Alma Graves
I thought he would be kind of buff. um But yeah, so I rolled, let's see.
01:50:24
The Blade's Edge
You can roll. Yeah, you can roll, roll too, because i you you you didn't know that this guy's.
01:50:26
Alma Graves
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:50:30
The Blade's Edge
This guy's hurt, but he the the those bats, they're doing 2d4 damage.
01:50:30
Alma Graves
Seven.
01:50:35
Alma Graves
Ah, okay.
01:50:36
The Blade's Edge
So, okay, seven. Cool. So you, uh, you actually put this guy at, you put him back at max hit points.
01:50:43
Alma Graves
Oh, hell yeah.
01:50:43
The Blade's Edge
He had taken exactly seven damage.
01:50:45
Alma Graves
Let's go.
01:50:47
The Blade's Edge
Perfect.
01:50:48
Alma Graves
All right, and then that's my turn.
01:50:49
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Uh, the light of Lathander coming off of you and his staff illuminating in this space. It is the spawns turns and you, uh, frustratingly bash and Inabi. You see the ones that you guys were fighting. Uh, they both heal slightly.
01:51:17
Kyle
as fire.
01:51:18
The Blade's Edge
Um, the one attempts to run or does run towards the sun. So it takes that extra 2d8. And obviously you reroll that.
01:51:27
Trevor
Yeah?
01:51:27
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:51:28
Trevor
All right, I'll take it. That's R, two, T, wait, does this work? Five?
01:51:33
The Blade's Edge
Cool.
01:51:34
Trevor
Nice one extra, thank you, sir.
01:51:35
The Blade's Edge
Well, one extra. so As this boom happened as he runs towards the sun. Um, and they're all going to attempt. Uh, the exact same thing.
01:51:47
The Blade's Edge
So dison, you're getting two attacks on you.
01:51:51
Tommy
Okay.
01:51:51
The Blade's Edge
That if they hit, they're going to grapple a bash.
01:51:53
Tommy
Come on.
01:51:55
The Blade's Edge
You're going to get one that if it hits, it's a grapple. So dison, here's the first one 24.
01:52:01
Tommy
shit. Yeah.
01:52:03
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So since you're grappled, that'll give the second one advantage on its grapple, which is an 18.
01:52:07
Kyle
Oh my god.
01:52:08
Tommy
Oh fuck. i mean I'm definitely about to get cooked.
01:52:10
The Blade's Edge
All right. And then bash natural 20.
01:52:13
Tommy
Oh my God.
01:52:14
Trevor
Oh.
01:52:14
Alma Graves
Oh shit.
01:52:14
Kyle
I'm using- I'm using a luck point for disadvantage.
01:52:16
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Re-roll.
01:52:18
Kyle
Yep.
01:52:20
Alma Graves
Oh, I thought so too.
01:52:20
The Blade's Edge
Six plus six is 12.
01:52:21
Tommy
I swear in the back of my head right now that you were going to roll another net 20.
01:52:22
Kyle
The miss.
01:52:24
Tommy
I swear I like, and like yeah I was bracing.
01:52:25
Alma Graves
I was bracing myself for it.
01:52:25
Kyle
why Why are you on his side?
01:52:26
The Blade's Edge
I do roll out.
01:52:27
Alma Graves
I curled my toes. I curled my toes.
01:52:28
Tommy
I'm not just Brian just rolls hot. I i don't know what to do.
01:52:34
The Blade's Edge
The dice can sense the confidence.
01:52:38
Alma Graves
Yeah.
01:52:40
The Blade's Edge
i Before I roll them, I i take a hit of a cigarette and I blow it into my hand. So.
01:52:44
Alma Graves
this
01:52:45
Tommy
ah
01:52:45
Kyle
That's fire.
01:52:45
The Blade's Edge
um Okay, so the sun they both use their first tactic, they're each grappling you so maybe one is coming in one way and has like you wrapped around the waist, its face looking up at you around your stomach about to bite into like the ah the soft flesh of your stomach while one comes from behind you and has its arms around your back like one coming under your left armpit one coming over your right shoulder interlocking in the front as it's gonna bite down on your neck from behind.
01:52:58
Tommy
um like this dude not like
01:53:14
Tommy
I knew I shouldn't have wore the the crop top male armor, dude. My tummy is showing.
01:53:18
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:53:18
Tommy
she's She's buying the tummy.
01:53:18
The Blade's Edge
You're telling me it's trying and bash and bash.
01:53:19
Tommy
yeah
01:53:20
Alma Graves
That's a great revelation.
01:53:22
The Blade's Edge
The one, the other one against you, uh, since it didn't grapple you is it's going to take a second attack, just a claw attack at you.
01:53:23
Kyle
Hmm.
01:53:28
The Blade's Edge
Uh, which is a nine misses.
01:53:29
Kyle
Yep.
01:53:31
The Blade's Edge
All right. So to sign, these are both at advantage because you're grappled as only 12.
01:53:39
Tommy
16.
01:53:40
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So yeah, that you're not wearing a crop top. So the one that tries to go for your stomach, uh, bites through maybe like your cloak that's over your chain mail. It doesn't know you have it there and just bite straight into metal.
01:53:51
Tommy
The crop top was last year's model.
01:53:54
The Blade's Edge
And then the one by your neck 19.
01:53:54
Alma Graves
so suspicious this
01:53:56
Tommy
Oh god, yeah.
01:53:58
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So this is the one where you take a D six plus three piercing. So you've take five piercing and six necrotic.
01:54:04
Tommy
OK.
01:54:08
Tommy
All right. Don't like that.
01:54:09
The Blade's Edge
For 11 total and your maximum hit points is reduced by six.
01:54:13
Alma Graves
Oof.
01:54:14
Tommy
She okay.
01:54:17
The Blade's Edge
And, uh, Hey, listen, uh, that could turn could have gone way worse.
01:54:20
Tommy
Oh, I know. All right.
01:54:21
The Blade's Edge
Bastion get hit at all.
01:54:21
Tommy
So
01:54:22
The Blade's Edge
The one guy missed the bite. Well, even though he had you grappled and bash her up.
01:54:26
Kyle
ah
01:54:27
Alma Graves
Bash him.
01:54:30
Kyle
Yeah, I mean, i they they don't call me bash for no reason. I'm gonna take some swings with my greataxe.
01:54:36
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:54:38
Kyle
Boom. First attack for a 29 to hit.
01:54:42
Tommy
oh
01:54:42
The Blade's Edge
Oh my God. Natural 19 for 29.
01:54:45
Trevor
God!
01:54:47
Kyle
um or Or...
01:54:50
The Blade's Edge
16.
01:54:51
Kyle
16 damage.
01:54:55
The Blade's Edge
Ouch.
01:54:55
Kyle
Second attack.
01:54:56
Alma Graves
Ouch.
01:54:59
Kyle
29.
01:54:59
The Blade's Edge
Oh my God.
01:54:59
Tommy
Oh My god another 29 I think he is a champion fighter.
01:55:00
Trevor
Oh Jesus!
01:55:01
The Blade's Edge
Imagine you were a champion fighter.
01:55:01
Kyle
That's so annoying because they were they were both 19s.
01:55:02
Alma Graves
Wow. wow
01:55:05
The Blade's Edge
Imagine you were a champion fighter crit twice.
01:55:08
Alma Graves
True.
01:55:08
Kyle
So true. i
01:55:09
Tommy
Can we double check? my she's not a champion but
01:55:11
Alma Graves
Champion check. Are you champion of my heart? Check, check.
01:55:14
The Blade's Edge
Yeah, I know he's got five levels, but hes he doesn't have like a secret other three and more damage that with that 10 extra damage.
01:55:14
Kyle
um
01:55:17
Alma Graves
Oh yeah.
01:55:17
Kyle
back That's for 10 more damage.
01:55:22
The Blade's Edge
This thing is considered bloodied as you hack into it two more times.
01:55:24
Alma Graves
Let's go.
01:55:26
The Blade's Edge
It's left arm sort of hanging off all sinewy.
01:55:31
Kyle
YUDGE
01:55:32
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:55:33
Tommy
Huge.
01:55:34
The Blade's Edge
okay back inside Alma and this, this priest, as you guys are fighting off the, uh, bats and they go into attack.
01:55:42
Trevor
Mm hmm.
01:55:43
The Blade's Edge
He says to you, Oh my word. Thank you. Praise the thunder for your help. What is your name?
01:55:50
Alma Graves
My name is Alma and we're taking care of everyone outside as well, but we got to get out of here.
01:55:56
The Blade's Edge
Ah, the thunder bless you Alma. My name is Vicar Jim.
01:56:00
Alma Graves
Vicar Jim.
01:56:03
The Blade's Edge
has a little something for the boys back home. ah ah So ah that's one's taking bite attack on vicar Jim 14 will hit the other one is taking a bite attack on you Alma 16.
01:56:20
Alma Graves
It's that 16 hits.
01:56:20
Tommy
yeah
01:56:22
The Blade's Edge
Okay, they're both below half points. So it's not that much damage vicar Jim takes four points of damage and you take one.
01:56:28
Alma Graves
One, excellent.
01:56:31
The Blade's Edge
Um, as the storm of bats are swimming through your guys, uh, limbs, your arms, taking little nibs at your neck and your arms as they pass through in Nabi Europe.
01:56:31
Alma Graves
One to a mile.
01:56:41
Tommy
Other nebulin.
01:56:46
Trevor
All right, oh let's see, I'll go five, 10, 15, 20, fuck it, I'm just gonna try and swing on this thing with my action, not a booming blade or a green flame blade, just a regular swing.
01:57:09
The Blade's Edge
Nice. This is the one who is bloody, right?
01:57:12
Trevor
i Yes, yeah, the one next to this one that's bloody.
01:57:15
Tommy
She tried. She tried biting my tummy.
01:57:19
The Blade's Edge
That's true.
01:57:20
Trevor
Dang, 11.
01:57:21
Tommy
Come on.
01:57:22
The Blade's Edge
Uh, 11, uh, 11 misses.
01:57:22
Trevor
rat
01:57:24
Tommy
Hit her in the tum tum.
01:57:26
Trevor
I'll try and, yeah, I'll do the, I'm gonna, with my bonus action, I'll just do two weapon fighting. I'm just gonna swing ah again. um On the same one.
01:57:39
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:57:42
Trevor
Oh, I hate it.
01:57:44
Alma Graves
Oh, what a disaster.
01:57:44
Trevor
It rolled off of a nat 20 that says that.
01:57:46
Tommy
He's trying his best. We're trying to return best.
01:57:47
Alma Graves
He's trying his best. Step-stab. The blade song is a little out of key.
01:57:51
Tommy
We told you to take all the sunglasses, take off the sunglasses.
01:57:52
Trevor
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not having it right. yeah There's just back on my face somehow.
01:57:55
Alma Graves
Take him off, man.
01:57:57
Trevor
What the fuck?
01:57:57
Tommy
yeah
01:57:57
Alma Graves
Send him to me. Send him to me.
01:58:00
The Blade's Edge
ah Those two miss any bonus action or movement.
01:58:05
Trevor
Yeah, I'll bonus action power kill on this one right here.
01:58:08
Alma Graves
ah
01:58:08
Tommy
Oh, that's a good move.
01:58:09
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Yeah, he dies.
01:58:09
Tommy
I forgot.
01:58:09
Trevor
Does that hit?
01:58:09
Alma Graves
Classic.
01:58:10
Kyle
On everyone.
01:58:10
Tommy
Yeah.
01:58:11
Alma Graves
classic
01:58:11
Tommy
I forgot that you had, I forgot that you had that.
01:58:11
The Blade's Edge
No, no, he is. No, he's dead. He is dead. So yeah yeah, unfortunately it also got the song. So the song also died.
01:58:11
Trevor
No, that's a, that was my action and bonus action.
01:58:18
Trevor
Shit.
01:58:19
The Blade's Edge
Yeah.
01:58:19
Tommy
i hey um
01:58:19
The Blade's Edge
You twin spelled it. So yeah,
01:58:21
Tommy
Oh man. Okay.
01:58:21
Trevor
i did do that yeah yeah
01:58:21
Tommy
Come, come, come dig me up in like 73 years. Okay. I'll be, I'll still'll still be here.
01:58:27
The Blade's Edge
he'll just have to change his name one more time.
01:58:28
Tommy
yeah And I'm going to do one.
01:58:29
Alma Graves
Yeah, one more time, one more time.
01:58:30
Tommy
I'm going to actually a different class this time too. I'm thinking.
01:58:32
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. An even shorter name.
01:58:35
Tommy
ah Yeah. yeah
01:58:37
The Blade's Edge
Yeah. Um, all right. So, uh, design, you are up surrounded, grappled on both sides.
01:58:40
Tommy
Okay. I'm grappled. Uh, the thing that people forget in Barovia, uh, I'm not locked in here with them.
01:58:45
Trevor
I did do that, yeah.
01:58:46
Tommy
They're locked in here with me. I'm swinging on, uh, the tummy biter in front of me.
01:58:51
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
01:58:52
Tommy
Uh, first attack 17, the one that's already blooded and this one.
01:58:52
The Blade's Edge
The army biter in front of you.
01:58:57
The Blade's Edge
Yes. Uh, do, do, do, do, do. Um, okay. A 17 does hit.
01:59:05
Tommy
All right. Uh, this tummy damage 21 Brian, come on, give it
01:59:08
The Blade's Edge
Oh, so as this thing dodges and both of a knobby's attack, it's so focused on him coming up, trying to hit the wall. It's got you grappled, even though it's holding you around the waist, like moving its body ah like fucking.
01:59:24
The Blade's Edge
the Who framed Roger Rabbit like we were like the mask, I guess, when he's getting shot at um ah dodging and obvious attacks.
01:59:27
Tommy
oh Yeah ah Just go straight chop it off its head Brian I know where their weakest it's the neck obviously everyone knows you kill vampires by cutting off their heads, right?
01:59:33
The Blade's Edge
But as you hit it, how do you kill this vampire spawn?
01:59:44
Tommy
That's right so I go to
01:59:45
The Blade's Edge
Okay. You cut off this ed.
01:59:48
Tommy
Chop off the head, you cauterizes instantly, obviously, Sun Sword. Then I would like to flip the blade around without even looking at like to stab behind me, like kind of like by my side. You know, I'm talking about just flip the blade.
02:00:00
Tommy
No look, stab.
02:00:01
The Blade's Edge
Very cool.
02:00:02
Tommy
Roll to hit. It's going to be cool if it hits. It's going to be 13, Brian, huh?
02:00:06
The Blade's Edge
13 to miss.
02:00:07
Alma Graves
Oh man.
02:00:08
Tommy
OK, not that great. Not that.
02:00:11
Trevor
No.
02:00:12
Tommy
Rat. OK, I turn around ah and that's it.
02:00:13
Trevor
No.
02:00:16
Tommy
That's my turn.
02:00:17
The Blade's Edge
Okay. That misses. It is now vicar Jim's turn.
02:00:24
Alma Graves
Let's do it.
02:00:24
The Blade's Edge
He's going to make, yeah he's going to make a may swing on the one up front.
02:00:24
Tommy
Do it for the boys back home, Vic or Jim.
02:00:29
The Blade's Edge
If he hits, he'll, he'll kill it.
02:00:30
Alma Graves
Come on.
02:00:31
The Blade's Edge
He's got a plus two. Uh, Tommy roll this, roll this for me, but more importantly, roll for Daniel.
02:00:36
Tommy
All right, I'll roll for it. Hey, this is for my boy, Daniel.
02:00:39
The Blade's Edge
A plus two.
02:00:39
Tommy
All right, what do you roll?
02:00:41
The Blade's Edge
If he hits, it'll kill it.
02:00:41
Tommy
What am I rolling?
02:00:42
The Blade's Edge
It needs to roll 10 or higher.
02:00:44
Tommy
D20 what?
02:00:45
The Blade's Edge
Plus two.
02:00:46
Tommy
D20 plus two? Hey, this is for the boys back home.
02:00:47
The Blade's Edge
our ba a twelve
02:00:47
Alma Graves
Come on.
02:00:51
Alma Graves
Oh.
02:00:51
Tommy
Dirty 20, dirty 20, dirty 20.
02:00:53
The Blade's Edge
Just like Daniel did it to, um, you be baseball bats, the last bat threw out the window.
02:00:53
Tommy
Hold your horses.
02:01:00
Alma Graves
Oh yeah.
02:01:02
Tommy
He's still got it.
02:01:03
The Blade's Edge
All right. Alma, you're up.
02:01:05
Alma Graves
um Emboldened by that ferocious swing. I'd take a couple more shots at that thing.
02:01:12
The Blade's Edge
Okay. This thing is, is, is also right on you. So you will have disadvantage unless you move.
02:01:17
Alma Graves
No worries. Okay.
02:01:21
Kyle
Someone's burritos.
02:01:23
Alma Graves
Yeah, sorry, that's my my sweet potato. All right, that first one is a nat one.
02:01:29
The Blade's Edge
Neat. Shoot it past a blow up in this window over here.
02:01:36
Alma Graves
And then the second one is a 23.
02:01:36
Tommy
That was a stained glass window.
02:01:39
The Blade's Edge
like Three hits.
02:01:45
Alma Graves
Seven force damage coming at him.
02:01:46
The Blade's Edge
Nice. How do you kill these last four bats?
02:01:48
Alma Graves
um Just golden light just turns it straight to ash.
02:01:54
The Blade's Edge
Turns them straight to ash as they also go flying out this window. Uh, it also just like the force from your hand, all the dead bats in this room sort of get blasted away out through the windows as you watch bats go flying out.
02:02:10
Alma Graves
Love that.
02:02:11
The Blade's Edge
Uh, any bonus action or movement?
02:02:12
Alma Graves
um No, I'm gonna just stay here and check in with um Vicar Jim.
02:02:20
The Blade's Edge
Okay. um Spawn time this they both regain a little HP.
02:02:32
The Blade's Edge
Desan you are currently grappled. So these two attacks from this guy are going to both be at advantage.
02:02:37
Tommy
real True. o
02:02:41
The Blade's Edge
First, his hand comes up to sort of rake at your face since it's coming from behind you, like tries to go up and rake from your forehead down to your chin.
02:02:49
Tommy
ah Come man.
02:02:53
The Blade's Edge
That's a 25.
02:02:55
Tommy
He's rolling hot.
02:02:56
Kyle
ah wait a minute
02:02:58
Tommy
Yeah, that'll do that. Go. Yeah, yeah.
02:02:59
The Blade's Edge
That's, uh, six points of slashing damage.
02:03:02
Tommy
OK. Is that all you got, huh, Brian?
02:03:04
The Blade's Edge
Uh, no, here comes the bite.
02:03:04
Alma Graves
ah ah
02:03:04
Tommy
Is that all you got?
02:03:07
The Blade's Edge
That's a 23.
02:03:10
Tommy
Dude, these vampires love me, dude.
02:03:12
The Blade's Edge
That's a set seven points of piercing damage and seven points of necrotic for 14 total.
02:03:19
Kyle
Oh, wait a minute.
02:03:19
The Blade's Edge
And your hip point maximum is again, reduced by another seven, 14 total, but you, but seven of that, your hip point maximum is reduced by.
02:03:24
Tommy
14, sorry, what was, okay. So another seven.
02:03:32
Tommy
So I further by seven.
02:03:32
Alma Graves
Ah, ah, ah.
02:03:34
The Blade's Edge
Mm-hmm.
02:03:36
Tommy
I'm down.
02:03:36
The Blade's Edge
So and you're down.
02:03:38
Tommy
Yeah, I'm down.
02:03:39
The Blade's Edge
No, no, 14.
02:03:40
Tommy
Oh, oh, ah sorry, sorry, sorry.
02:03:40
Kyle
You're not dead though, right?
02:03:42
Tommy
Okay, gotta, gotta, no, I'm not, I'm not down.
02:03:43
The Blade's Edge
You take 14 damage.
02:03:44
Tommy
Take 14 damage and then I reduce it by seven.
02:03:45
The Blade's Edge
Evan of that was necrotic.
02:03:45
Kyle
Okay.
02:03:46
Tommy
I'm still up, I'm still up.
02:03:47
The Blade's Edge
And that necrotic that you take is your hit point max was reduced by that seven.
02:03:51
Tommy
Okay, god i gotta, gotta, gotta.
02:03:52
The Blade's Edge
Okay. Uh, and bash, you know what this one's going to try and do. First attack is going to be to grapple you. Second one's going to be to bite.
02:03:57
Kyle
Yeah.
02:03:58
The Blade's Edge
Uh, plus six 11.
02:04:00
Kyle
Nope.
02:04:01
The Blade's Edge
Okay. So then he just goes for another claw attack since he didn't get you 10. Miss miss and bash you're up.
02:04:10
Kyle
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back. I'm thinking I'm bash.
02:04:15
Tommy
There we go.
02:04:15
Kyle
Uh, is this anything, uh, 28 to hit for 12 damage.
02:04:19
The Blade's Edge
You're rolling hot. That is 19 and 19 and 18.
02:04:20
Tommy
Yeah, is this anything? Here's a 28 to hit, Brian.
02:04:23
Alma Graves
Yeah, just tossing that one out there.
02:04:27
The Blade's Edge
Nice.
02:04:30
Kyle
And another swang on that. Oh, it was so close for 12 to hit.
02:04:39
Alma Graves
Are you swinging recklessly?
02:04:42
Kyle
You know what? Yeah. I am.
02:04:45
Trevor
Oh, yeah.
02:04:46
Kyle
Wait, can I do that for my second attack?
02:04:48
The Blade's Edge
You can, yeah, you can determine whenever you swing recklessly.
02:04:51
Kyle
Oh yeah. I'm feeling, I'm feeling crazy. I'm feeling loony.
02:04:55
The Blade's Edge
OK.
02:04:56
Kyle
Check this out. Oh, for a natural 20.
02:04:59
Trevor
Oh.
02:04:59
Alma Graves
Oh, he's going.
02:04:59
Tommy
He's fucking loonie tunes out here He's crazy, he's nuts
02:05:00
The Blade's Edge
Oh, that's ah that's why we do it.
02:05:02
Alma Graves
He's crazy. He's bonkers.
02:05:03
Trevor
Oh, fire.
02:05:05
Kyle
Oh, okay.
02:05:05
The Blade's Edge
All right, roll that Dimash, roll that Joe Dimaggio.
02:05:09
Kyle
So it's, is it 2d12 plus seven?
02:05:11
The Blade's Edge
It'll be 2d12 plus seven plus nine is zero.
02:05:15
Kyle
go plus nine 28 damage and and I got a little something for you I have savage attacks so when I score critical hit I can roll one of of the weapons dice one additional time and add it to the damage that's another d12 yes okay okay
02:05:22
Alma Graves
Oh.
02:05:22
Trevor
God damn.
02:05:27
Alma Graves
Brutal critical. Yeah.
02:05:33
Alma Graves
No.
02:05:36
Tommy
Oh.
02:05:37
Trevor
o
02:05:38
The Blade's Edge
So, so let me go ahead and let you know this before you roll that D 12. Cause you're rolling real hot right now.
02:05:42
Tommy
Oh, no, I did.
02:05:45
The Blade's Edge
You roll on that D 12 roll me a 10, 11 or 12.
02:05:48
Kyle
Uh-huh.
02:05:51
Kyle
Uh-huh.
02:05:52
The Blade's Edge
And you kill this guy 10, 11 or 12.
02:05:55
Kyle
Hey, Brian. No problem.
02:05:59
Tommy
Oh.
02:05:59
Kyle
Fuck.
02:06:00
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
02:06:00
Trevor
Damn.
02:06:01
The Blade's Edge
Okay.
02:06:02
Kyle
Two extra damage.
02:06:02
The Blade's Edge
Still 30 damage.
02:06:02
Alma Graves
Luck point, luck point, luck point, luck point, luck point.
02:06:02
Kyle
so thirty No, I'm out. I'm i'm dry.
02:06:06
The Blade's Edge
All right, well, you know it has eight health left, ah but it'll regain some hit points before.
02:06:11
Tommy
And I'll be taking off his sunglasses, clinking his blades together.
02:06:19
The Blade's Edge
So.
02:06:20
Kyle
Oh, that's so far.
02:06:21
Tommy
He's right there at Avi.
02:06:21
Kyle
Natural 20 on the Rec List, dude.
02:06:22
Tommy
He's right there.
02:06:23
The Blade's Edge
As you all engage in combat, a vampire spawn with its head cut off, one vampire spawn at death door, one, the one who has to song grapple.
02:06:35
The Blade's Edge
I'm not going to lie to you at full health.
02:06:38
Tommy
not Come on, Brian.
02:06:39
The Blade's Edge
You look inside as the camera pans out and Alma blasts these bats out the windows. And as the bats fly out these windows.
02:06:51
The Blade's Edge
and Alma and Vicar Jim revel in their victory over this swarm. The camera pans out and these bats go flying out and out except for one. One bat is going against the current. One bat is making its
Strahd's Arrival
02:07:22
The Blade's Edge
way inside the church, through one of the open windows, and as it does, its bat legs growing and growing, turning into leather boots that hit the ground, as you see standing in front of you, Alma and Vicar Jim, appearing.
02:07:50
The Blade's Edge
<unk>d von zaroicch
02:07:55
Tommy
I'm cooked.
02:07:55
Alma Graves
Oh, oh.
02:07:56
Tommy
I'm so cooked.
02:07:57
The Blade's Edge
And that's where we'll pick up next time.
02:07:58
Alma Graves
Okay.
02:07:59
The Blade's Edge
Thanks for tuning in guys.
02:08:01
Kyle
BAM.
02:08:02
Alma Graves
Jesus. Lord, have mercy.
02:08:03
Tommy
me I'm getting PTSD from this music I swear.
02:08:08
The Blade's Edge
All right.
02:08:08
Alma Graves
Straight up, man.
02:08:10
The Blade's Edge
We'll catch you guys next time to see what happens.
02:08:13
Alma Graves
Love it, we're so back.
02:08:13
Trevor
Fire.
02:08:13
The Blade's Edge
ah Bye bye.