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All-New ANTiFanboy Podcast #20
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Silly Super Hero Origins, DC's TV Catch-up, & More!
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Introduction and Hosts' Banter
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Speaker
Welcome to an all-new episode of the all-new anti-fanboy podcast, episode number 20, or Ventay.
00:00:36
Speaker
Benton doesn't mean 20. Does that mean large? It means like, yeah, something like that. So, podcast, large. Large is the largest 20 ounces. I think that's relative.
00:00:58
Speaker
I don't think like 20 ounces is subjective. Well, I think a lot of things are relative. Like time, but we're pretty certain what time it is right now. So rather than get all fancy, I'm Steve O'Teary. I'm Devin Copac. And I'm Jonathan Juarez reporting from Atlanta, Georgia.
Rivalry with Another Podcast
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Speaker
Oh, Jon, what's the bayou like tonight? The bayou? Yeah. Um... Have you seen the gators? I don't think I'm near any bayous or swamps. I think that's more towards Florida. Nah. But it's raining right now. Have you been to Disney World yet? I have not. I know two people that are in Disney World right now. Who? Who's there? A friend and two of my sister's coworkers, actually. Are they kissing?
00:01:42
Speaker
I don't know. Maybe. Are they smart? Yeah, how smart are they? Are they both smart? I don't know. Do they kiss? Are they smart kissers? You don't know. You just know. I don't know if they're smart, yeah. I don't know. Well. I'm like eight hour drive from where long I know to, by the way.
00:02:01
Speaker
That sucks cuz like it's right there, but it's still a real pain in the ass to get there So in case anyone isn't unaware We recently battled with another podcast. You mean we recently sent two children to their parents in body bags?
00:02:24
Speaker
That's what you meant, right? No, the police officer knocked on the door and said, ma'am, you reported your son's missing, and they said yes. Can you either identify body? That's what happened. And one of them, Frank Duran, and the other one is Deshaun Vasquez, and they're both from Real Books Don't Have Batman.
00:02:43
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and we won. Yeah, I mean we argued about Iron Man 3 and Man of Steel. We were for Iron Man 3, they were against. We were against Man of Steel, they were for. We pretty much, I feel we wrecked. I did talk about the sound post at least like 12, 13 times. It was a good time. Yeah, it was a great post. You guys can check us out online if you haven't listened or saw.
00:03:09
Speaker
since you can watch it. Yeah, I even put the timestamp in of the fucking, of the final blow, so to speak, where I actually took them out. Where can I find this, John? Do you know? On YouTube. So I just typed in YouTube? Yep, typed in YouTube. Is it actually called Battlecast? We should have did some research. You know what? You could find it on their Facebook page.
00:03:37
Speaker
real books for their YouTube page. Or don't have Batman. Yeah, real books don't have Batman. Like them on Facebook. Or don't. Just go on their page. Go on the page and troll them and say that this is a message from Don Corleone Suarez. And they'll get it.
00:03:56
Speaker
Okay, they will get it. What do you what do you what's up? What's that sound John? Okay? It's called crisis on multiple podcast anti-fan I Don't know. Yeah, that was our fault We should have told them just don't know why they just can't go on our website and look at that number five number number five It's number five. Let me do a quick recap of the battle cast. Oh
00:04:19
Speaker
We argued a bunch and then they said they talked shit on Sam Raimi's spider-man and Really liked amazing spider-man. Yeah, and that was and then it was over just from what we told you Make your own and Devin Literally bullied Frank into submission. Definitely. You have to check it out. You have to check it out if you want to see Devin just
00:04:43
Speaker
only destroy a person's soul than watch it. It's pretty cool. I turned his partner. I turned to Sean on him too. He did. He totally did. I think that's the best part. That's the best part. Because I used to do that when I played Halo. When I used to trash talk, I used to make people's teammates and friends laugh at somebody. At that point, you know that you win. Yeah, it's over at that point.
Comic Book Discussions
00:05:08
Speaker
Yeah. That's why he's like, I can't defend you.
00:05:12
Speaker
I know you have no credibility. What am I talking about? Watch the podcast and watch podcast you'll find out you'll find out there But these days we're gonna do an an absolute anti fanboy with that Unleash rain on these guys cuz rain would fuck these guys off
00:05:31
Speaker
I mean, I don't want to actually I don't want to pigeonhole rain, but they don't seem too interested in video games. Well, I mean, yeah, you don't seem like to specialize in video games. Randall Randall would fuck them up. I think Randall's a better choice just to make them feel really bad. And Randall would absolutely.
00:05:47
Speaker
And Stinn, actually. Yeah, we get old Stinn on there. You get old school Stinn, who fucking, who as the podcast goes on gets more and more fucking drunk. Oh yeah, and just gets angry. And then he'll hear something like, I actually really love Amazing Spider. Hi, wait a minute! What are you, ridiculous?
00:06:06
Speaker
Oh my god, yeah, we should definitely do this. Just have Randall and Styn, just, just, we'll have the, we'll have real books. Send out the merch. And come up with any topic, and then we'll just have Randall and Styn just be there talking to them about it. See, I think it's like we have, like, different tiers. Like, we have Randall, who's kind of just, like, general... Depressive.
00:06:28
Speaker
General depression. Oh, I'm not trying to give them the nicknames. And Adderall Boozy. Adderall Drinking. General depressing. Yeah. We're idiots. And I feel like we can put on a pretty concise list. Oh, no. I mean, you could look at our iTunes reviews and just immediately our best review is no brains, just poop. Yeah. That's still my favorite review of all time.
00:06:57
Speaker
And it was five stars, too, right? I think we're like four stars. The best part was people would give us really good stars, like really good reviews, and still shit on us. And then you have the dudes that just expected us to be fucking history people that know everything about everything and expected an NPR podcast. They'd shit on us, too. I couldn't listen to this on the bus.
00:07:24
Speaker
Okay, I can't eat dinner with my family to this whole three stars God so that was fun. That was said it was it was fun, and I do yeah I was I was feeling bad before that I don't know I kind of went hard at the Shawn in a Facebook thread Like prior to this and I felt kind of bad because you know these guys don't know who I am you know I mean yeah, like there might be taking me seriously or whatever I
00:07:54
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so i'm glad that we did this to like you know yeah well i yeah i uh actually i i was i was driven around frank and i was like yo fuck your podcast and he was like what i was like oh i'm kidding oh i forgot you're not i was like you don't you don't really know us my fault now we do so yeah now i actually i feel like now we could actually just
00:08:18
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I don't want to say business as usual but we could actually just have the rapport with them. But anyway, it was fun. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. We should totally do it again. If anyone would like us to bring down their podcast a couple pegs, we're always available to do a video podcast with you. Yeah, just contact us. Yeah, just take a shit off. Yeah. Unless we agree with you. And send you home in a box. We agree with you then.
00:08:43
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May God have mercy on your soul. I think even if we make the same points, it doesn't matter. We'll take a shit on you. Don't be a little bitch. Just because we like the same thing doesn't mean you liked it more than me.
00:08:58
Speaker
Like I used to Yeah, sometimes I actually feel like I'm like the immature one But now I instead of the immature one I feel like I'm just I'm the fun one I'm talking about like when when you kind of do other podcasts and they're very like Hmm. Yes. I I totally agree with your point and just was our revelation. I'm like, yeah, I was fucking cool Yeah, you guys are fucking nerds Is dripping from your lips Yeah
00:09:29
Speaker
That was great Okay, but anyway As always rhymes with geek calm go there if you want to see more podcasts that are kind of like this one Not so much, but yeah, well a varying taste. Yeah, it's like all day quality but we had a bunch of siblings that were all kind of different and
00:09:52
Speaker
Yeah. We're like the cool kid with a skateboard. Real bad man. We're throwing candy at that kid who that cashier told the kid to fuck off. We got our sunglasses. We actually robbed that store. I am unfamiliar. No, we robbed that store, and then we're walking out. Some old man's like, oh, no, you need to stop. Oh, no, don't touch your gun, man. Oh, you shot yourself. Oh, Uncle Ben. You created a hero. Right there. Cool thief.
00:10:22
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Nobody gives him his fucking problem. No, no, you know, Joe chill underrated hero.
00:10:28
Speaker
Joe Chill. What is Joe Chill? Why does he create a Batman? That's not a hero thing. Yeah it is. Oh no, he made Batman be obsessed with not killing. So does that make Batman a bad guy for creating the Joker? I'm sorry. I'm sorry real books don't have Batman. Batman number one villain, Joe Chill, number one hero, depending on your body. I don't even know Joe Chill exists. I like Joe Chill. That's such a ridiculous name. He might not even be the killer anymore.
00:10:56
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I think Clay Morrison wrote an issue where Batman essentially drove Joe Chill to kill himself.
00:11:04
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I swear to God. I think that's the one where he's like just standing over him. It's the one where he's he's like he's like secluded because he's going crazy because Batman just like fucking. No, but no, but I never killed Batman ever in any comic book. So yeah, I'm pretty sure there's an there's a version where Joe Jill kills himself at Batman just like watch and drives him to it. But he's a hero. Hey, hey, you know what? What?
00:11:34
Speaker
Oh well. I kinda like black's Batman. I like that idea. What, black's Batman? Yeah. Like the guys I don't like. I think every 10 years there needs to be a cool down period for Batman.
00:11:47
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What do you mean? I agree. I agree. 30s, you got straight up detective, using a gun, shooting vampires, Batman. Which is the best one. Oh, yeah, absolutely. The one where he threw that guy in the space. Yeah, he threw a man in the space. And he broke a mongoloid's neck. And he's like, oh, he was a mongoloid. And then it goes straight into 40s World War II Batman, which is way lighter. And then it went to 50s Batman, still light.
00:12:19
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60s was absolutely the boom for silly Batman. Yeah, but one of them, which was the one with the phase where he would like fucking keep accidentally killing criminals in junkyards? Was that Neil Adams? That was Neil Adams 70s Batman. This is the slight dip into the darkness.
00:12:36
Speaker
Wait, so then, so in the 80s he got soft again? No, in the 80s he was absolutely his hardest. No, like, like, 70s Batman was bubbling. What did Frank Miller... Oh, that was 80s, dude. Bring him back. Yeah, yeah, that was 80s. Yeah, but like, 70s Batman was like, he just accidentally kept killing people, and he's like, oh no! And then 80s, he just kind of, he just accepted it. He kept throwing carbon batteries, dude. Yeah, and then 90s... Is Frank Miller just destroyed, Stan? I guess. Too much. Yo, you want Daredevil to use a bazooka?
00:13:05
Speaker
So I think there might be another... There's an awful issue of New Avengers where Daredevil uses a minigun on a Nazi robot. You mean it's amazing? No, it's amazing, but Daredevil would fucking die from all that noise that he's made. Can you describe the minis dumb things in comic books?
00:13:31
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like something really dumb just give me something that was really dumb in a comic okay and I will tell you if you sang it to me sounds dumb or not yeah okay like I know I'm just throwing you under the bridge well okay you put me on the spot here uh yeah you're on the spot too okay well here's here's here's like a legitimately I think a silly thing Daredevil Matt Murdock
00:14:00
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gets radioactive waste splashed into his face and then somehow
00:14:09
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Becomes Derek like he somehow gets his radar sense. That sounds awesome. I don't know why you think that doesn't make sense It's silly a man would die. Oh, yeah, I'm not arguing that but you know what he powered through I'm gonna give you something. Okay, give me something a Bat flew through this guy's window. So he decided to dress up like one. Oh
00:14:33
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You know what's actually frustrating about that? His whole thing is like, I'm scared of bats. Batman has never been afraid of bats, ever. Only as a child was he freaked out for every one point. No, but everybody as a child is freaked out by bats. I know, but yeah, and it's not like he... He's nothing special. It was something he had to overcome. He was just like...
00:14:56
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Yeah, bats are creepy. Why not be a centipede? Giant space traveling universe god comes to earth to turn earth into a giant sandwich so he can eat it. It has a little silver guy on the surfboard that follows him around. A little major on the surfboard? The guy on the surfboard, he's yelled.
00:15:22
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he's yelp! he's like, go here! yelp! find me a planet! four stars! four stars? ooh, gotta go! oohh! I love that idea! slimmer server's just yelp! yep, he's yelp! see, he's siri! go like this! oh, no, siri's awful!
00:15:49
Speaker
Oh man. Yeah, I really can't think of anything. Yeah, maybe that has to be like planned, Steve, with notes and stuff.
00:15:57
Speaker
Maybe we'll try this next week. A seven-year-old man from Vietnam is still running around fighting superheroes and beating them. That sounds awesome. You're right. A baby from another planet gets power from the sun and flies. Sounds like solar energy. Sounds like a panel. It's actually not that far of a stretch. I think Batman being afraid of bats as a kid and becoming a bat. I'm saying he probably should have more likely become Zoro.
00:16:26
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He solves the world. A mass vigilante who keeps hiring young boys to be a sidekick and then has them accidentally die on his watch, but then somehow keeps himself out of jail and then keeps getting more young boys to join his crusade against crime. And girls too sometimes. Yeah, sometimes girls. Well, here's a ridiculous one that I know just sounds awesome.
00:17:09
Speaker
that's actually not that far-fetched either no but it sounds awesome he's a genius that's really not like it's not that it's not as far-fetched as for those four people gates got into a fucking nasa spaceman suit i'm trying to remake it a little more realistic and he added miniguns to the hands that'd be the coolest thing ever it would be it's not it's not as far-fetched as four people getting hit by cosmic rays and then one person becoming a rock person
00:17:21
Speaker
A drunk millionaire has a spaceman suit.
00:17:36
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And another person becoming a fire person. The better version, the better version of that is the DC version where Cyborg Superman comes out of that whole thing, which is the worst. I never knew I learned about that like last year. That was the actual origin of Cyborg Superman.
00:17:57
Speaker
No, not Hector Hammond. Where's Hector? The Cyborg Superman is Hector Hammond. No, he's not. And I think X-Men. No, Hector Hammond is the guy with the big head. No, but he... No. Hold on. John, who's Hector Hammond? I mean, who's Cyborg Superman? What's his real name? Crenshaw. Crenshaw. Hank Crenshaw? Pre-52. Pre-New 52.
00:18:22
Speaker
You know what? I'm not gonna lie. He was a fucking fantastic force. I only read, I only read the one clone. And that's... Hector Hammond. That's Superboy. Giant idiot. You want to hear something Farfetch'd? What's something Farfetch'd? Fucking dude can stretch, right? And wife goes to a satellite via teleportation and gets raped by Dr. Light. So they'll bottomize him. That's a little Farfetch'd.
00:18:52
Speaker
Yeah, it does not cool. They go we should get the rape out of him not send him to jail No, we should make him forget everything. This is the per punishment Or is the and then we'll keep a secret is the silly part Batman going. That's a terrible idea He should be allowed to rape who he chooses All I'm saying is just the fact that scarlet which exists in them in the Marvel Universe Should mean that everything should be fucking crazy at all times. Yo, Caitlin also
00:19:22
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just a little so she was uh... catelyn allson is the like ninety percent confirmed slash rumor for scarlet which in avengers to which which she was uh... she was in um... uh... that fucking silent house that one shot movie the hardball she's also in sister yeah yeah yeah these she's fucking she's the one that doesn't look like she's going to giant fucking titties she's really smart like she's a she's really smart yeah so i think it will be too
00:19:50
Speaker
She know what? She's an old boy. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. But she, but the way I read the story is she's not actually, you know, the spoilers, the spoilers. Yeah. I don't want to spoil anything, but it doesn't seem like it's the same type of story, a Korean version. Really? It's just interesting. Cause now I really want to see it to see what actually, wait, you know what I read? That seems kind of interesting. What's up? Cause cause you know, it's Halloween.
00:20:18
Speaker
You're gonna scare me? So you get some scary movie news. Are they making a sequel to The Purge? Are they finally making a sequel to The Purge Purge 2? Next year. The next year. Next year? No one stops this crazy idea. You can do it once a year and it would just get crazier and crazier. And then by like the eighth one somebody goes, we should just stop this whole contest. And then they shoot that guy. They shoot him. And they said, Purge on!
00:20:46
Speaker
Purge young. Purge too. Purge weak. Purge harder. Holy shit. A whole week. A whole fucking week. I just want dudes with sickles, like hanging out in cars, cutting people's heads off in a mall. And to be like, why did we go to the mall during Purge Week?
00:21:06
Speaker
And then the final scene, they're all just putting their ties on and having breakfast with their families after you see them destroy a town. It makes sense. I just haven't seen Purge 1. You're probably way overhyping it for yourself. What's the movie? There's a rumor that they're going to do a new Friday the 13th movie as a found footage film. Interesting.
00:21:32
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Oh, that's kind of cool. Dude, you're fucking, you're like, you're on your handicam, you're like, obstacle these fucking woods, and then a psycho shaking cam behind you with a fucking machete murder. Done correctly? Done correctly. I think that could be awesome. Yeah, that could be pretty awesome. Because the Friday the 13th remake, I could leave that. You don't leave that one? We were all waiting for that baseball machete scene and then they fucking cut.
00:21:57
Speaker
Yeah. That was hard. This should just do it the same exact way Blair Witch was made. Did you hear about that, John? Delani saw like Blair Witch for the first time like a month ago.
00:22:12
Speaker
what's the uh... it's like it was really scary i was like you can't are you fucking katie i'm not i i think that's what i thought you're you're putting julie's like no it's not a loser i'm sorry but he's wash is a washed up fucking korean war that that should not fucking talk about movies ever again korean war that he was in the korean war and he's just washed up he's crazy now
Movie Recommendations and Reviews
00:22:38
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Yeah, that's my son Kalani. I don't know what you guys think I'm Generally a fan of so gravity with him. Yeah, we did see gravity was all how was that great? Wow, so Devin, okay So now I really want to see because you said you didn't think it was game. I know okay Washington trailers Yeah, Washington trailers. No, I don't it looks not good. I don't like to be honest. No, it didn't do anything trailer. I
00:23:02
Speaker
Is just like the first five minutes of the movie. Yeah, that's ridiculous because remember we thought that was the whole plot of the movie where it is Essentially, well, yeah, but like Okay, it's a really good. I don't wanna say it's like a character film. It's just like
00:23:17
Speaker
The event happens in the movie and then that's just a problem for their because it's only like an hour and a half Yeah, it's not uh, but it's like a problem. See it tomorrow at launch to make go for it It's definitely one of the films that i'm putting in my reasons why i'm never going to space collection. Oh, yeah. Yeah, steve. That's uh sunshine sunshine event horizon definitely aliens independent
00:23:43
Speaker
No, well, that's not space. Yeah, it's fun. Oh Will Smith Wanted to be an ass shot, but he can't but guess what when they went in the space everything worked out fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah No, it was actually a great time. Movies where it's like we're like we go into space and things are like looking to be okay Doom sort of you didn't see doom
00:24:04
Speaker
Event Horizon was a fucking terrifying movie. I never want to watch that movie. I have it and I haven't watched it. Don't watch it. That's why I never trust Sam Neill. I also have a collection. Movies why I never trust Sam Neill collection. Okay. In the mouth of madness. Okay. Jurassic Park. Because he was really excited to go. No, he was the one who was shitting on it, wasn't he? Well, until he saw the dinosaurs. Okay. But, you know... I think...
00:24:34
Speaker
But still, just don't go with Sam Neill anywhere. If Sam Neill's like, hey, you want to go somewhere? Just be like, no, no, no. I'm not going to his grand town. I'm not going into space. I'm not going to space with you. You're going to sew your eyelids shut. No. Oh, yeah. Does he just rip his eyes out? I don't know.
00:24:52
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uh... stammer now i'm not going to be able to sleep tonight all i want to think about is fucking the vent horizon well hold on jon we're fucking that girl with the fucking slim jim nipples these are the biggest nipples i've ever seen in my fucking life i don't remember i'd to be honest i don't remember i remember just look at the vent horizon boobs and chomping okay it was no but the fucking creepy part is like there's a son and a mom and he calls her mama bear and she calls her baby bear
00:25:16
Speaker
And then he gets stuck in the fucking airlock. Well, at first, that's his mom. He does it. And then it like the evilness. Let me go. He's like, Mama. Yeah. And then he doesn't die. Like, well, no, I'm fucking. No, he starts killing him. Oh, yeah. No, he's brain starts to get all out of his head. Did you hear about Mama Bear or and Baby Bear? I see about that. Doesn't something to one of your friends?
00:25:46
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and there are a few from the bob baby there there is it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
00:26:16
Speaker
get married yet like mom at john you're killing me well i get out of the world's uh... marces and sisters she's just an Italian mother i think anyway definitely go see gravity definitely go see you've ever i'd be as i've got a horizon on that for the girl you haven't seen what
00:26:36
Speaker
Wait, is it really on Netflix? Yeah, it is. Oh, why did you tell me that? Because now I'm going to look at the picture and never watch it. No, that's what we're going to do. Can that be on the list of optional movies we can watch on Atlanta Party weekend? I'm down for that. We should totally
Trip Plans and Impressions
00:26:53
Speaker
do that. We have to have a list of movies, and I think that should be on it.
00:26:56
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Yeah, we should definitely watch it. We all make votes. And then we see which ones line up and whichever we all pick synonymously. Yeah, we'll figure that out. We can figure that out. Because we're all going to Atlanta. We're going to have a party weekend. We're going to fucking go to the CDC. We're going to be calling it Lance High Fanboy. Even Randall's getting a day off or two, he said. He was like, I'm going to take you to the beach.
00:27:28
Speaker
The funny thing is, you're not far off. He kind of talks like that. But not really. Well yeah, it's not like I haven't heard his voice. Oh my god. What is he just like, he gets really mad at you Steve for making like, like for all the years and he just fucking decks you the second he sees you. I've been waiting for this moment all my life. Moment? Hold on. This moment. Yeah and he fucking, he just jaws you.
00:27:56
Speaker
And you're like, what the fuck, man? And he goes, you know what you did. I don't know why he turned English. You know what you did. Oh, guys. Oh, I'm going to introduce that character later. OK. Oh, I think I know who this is. John knows who it is. I don't know.
00:28:12
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No, you definitely won't remember it, I think. Oh, it's fucking Mary Poppins, damn it. Mary P's into his house. Hey, so what you boys talk about? You talk about Sam Neill movies? You know Sam Neill? He used to be my next door neighbor. Alright, we're not there yet, alright? No, no, no, no, we're there now. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down here. You know what I mean? This is awful. Why don't you grab your little swimny seat and just go swim in his shoes?
00:28:44
Speaker
It's super califragilisticexpialidocious. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Let's fucking stop it. I know, the sound of it is quite atrocious if I'll do my say so myself. Hey, what's up with the new iPhone RS7? What's the deal with that? It's all like, what a shit. Wait, what's your actual problem with it? No, it's just all white and skinny and shit.
00:29:14
Speaker
I don't know. I slot up handrails with me butt. That's what I'll do. I'll sit down at the- Are you a male version of Mary Poppins? Are you fucking Jamaican? Yeah, man. Mary Poppins sounds like that rapper, the streets.
00:29:39
Speaker
Yeah, dawg, I know the streets. I know the streets. I thought it was love. I don't care. Love, hello, love. Hey, did you see the ladies' bankie? Banksy? What? Why? Did you see him? Why are you even saying that? Yo, John, did you see the ladies' bankie? That doesn't make sense. The Banksy man. The guy who does the graffiti on the wall of the sad children and shit.
00:30:04
Speaker
I saw Banksy in New Orleans with the balloon or whatever. Well me, my boppies, cleaning lady, I'll clean it all up. That's fucked up. Chim chimery, chim chim charoo. That's art, that's good art dude. You know what? No. I got art, I go to a museum. Can you see him?
00:30:28
Speaker
Wait, wait. So it sounds like Mary Poppins doesn't know how to actually pronounce museum in her accent. No, don't. I know exactly how to say museum.
TV Series and Streaming Services
00:30:39
Speaker
See, now you don't even have an actual speech all over the place. It doesn't even sound like an accent. You're just that guy from fucking Sons of Anarchy.
00:30:50
Speaker
which one rally from specific yeah rally i was supposed to be in pacific room they weren't they weren't that many dole died see now that now meri poppins is just forming sentences with the words that she actually knows for and so i'm sorry i'm i don't have that channel them i was talking about that story of the horizon but yeah i think that those demons got you out
00:31:22
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So John did you ever Did you ever get a chance to watch that shield episode yet? Was it good? It was okay. It's I'll say this the pilot and this one so far I've been pretty by the numbers and not in a good way like very just like I guess it's world building but it's I
00:31:45
Speaker
It doesn't have like that fucking oomph that it needs yet. It's just kind of like, all right. The characters are really interesting. Yeah. Coulson's cool. But like, I still think Coulson like.
00:31:57
Speaker
I don't think he can like lead a show. I think he can he sorry I open up a goofy note. It's a costume idea pizza the hut Are you gonna do that no if you do that I'll be the fucking silver guy Hold on I Know I know
00:32:25
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No, like I think the Colson character is great in the movies in terms of. He's he's really good when he just shows up and he has a few scenes of of his delivery and just it's just like what he has to do and say, OK, cool. And then when you get a character like that that has to essentially show like headline a fucking show,
00:32:50
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I need more from it. And I understand it's a team ensemble, but he's still essentially the lead. And he needs to open up. And the actor, Clark Gregg Kent, I've seen him in other things. And he has some sort of range. Wait, what else is he in? He was in some fucking...
00:33:10
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ABC Family Show, where he's played like the dad in a sitcom or something. So you watched an ABC Family Show. No, it was on and I said, Hey, that guy is fucking phenomenal. I didn't say that. I can't wait for him to have future work.
00:33:27
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I do like him. He's likable. No, in my head, you watched him before. He even was. Oh, yeah. No, no. Because I was like, hey, that's what's his name. You could probably look and look as IMDB up. But, uh, no, he just he needs like to kind of open up. Like, you know how I check him on around tomatoes. I don't use rotten tomatoes. I don't use IMDB. OK. I'm sorry. I don't use IDBM. I DBM. Yeah. I DBM. No. OK. Sorry, John. You know how like Angel like kind of.
00:33:57
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was really broody and it took a little bit. Yeah, it took a little bit from the kind of like expand because at first he was like to expand it. He was like just doing all these goofy things in the first few episodes of Angel. It was like, oh, you need to tone it down. And then like he found the balance and they're going to find the balance. I have faith. But like so far, it's like it's unintended.
00:34:22
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Yeah, no pun unintended totally unintended, but I'll take it But yeah, I think we'll find its its way the pilot was okay. I think we all kind of agree It wasn't yeah, it is the pilot is pilot you could pilot
00:34:36
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yet now you're right but it had its it had its nice little moments and the city of though so it's not it was that that's the pilot it's what you're saying now the idea and to be fair it's really hard to make a good pilot like ninety percent of pilots are garbage could community we've got a pilot we saw communities pilot when it first you know aired and i was like really unimpressed shows not gonna make it really unimpressive
00:35:01
Speaker
And then, you know, you go online. It's, you know, it's just hard. And the ratings dropped. They dropped. I forgot on. So I was one of those people that didn't watch. It's weird just because like anytime somebody like really is focused on some sort of show or some like communities for like the comic community is really focused on like probably the arrow.
00:35:29
Speaker
I guess but you know Asian the shield especially because it's like the big new thing and Like they see it and they think the sky's falling immediately. That's what they think. Oh my god. It's gonna be awful. Everything's cancel I honestly think that The way TV shows like hard TV shows should be is just the fucking Netflix way. Just release them all at once You know, I'm kind of twirling that I don't know if I'm like
00:35:54
Speaker
could to be fair i actually have never burned through a whole netflix show though i think you haven't finished the rest of the ball and i guess you know i guess i don't have an opinion on it i should keep my mouth shut for you to finish the rest of the development i would love to tell me what you thought of it because i'm gonna say it's not what i want to know your opinion on orange is the new black and fucking the lard and lard ass lex the tv show orange is the new black is awesome
00:36:16
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I know. It's ridiculous. House of Cards. House of Cards is ridiculous. It is ridiculous, right? No, Devin. Devin, you don't understand. It is fucking ridiculous, that TV show. I know. It's like watching 10 fucking David Fincher movies over and over again. It's fucking crazy. It's out of control, dude.
00:36:38
Speaker
No, I Kevin Spacey might be my favorite actor now All right, he's my favorite actor Don't even try that man
00:36:57
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Well, um, you know, since since we're we're kind of seems like we're still on board for agents of shield though. I'm still all for Steve. You're gonna be on board for Commissioner Gordon. Absolutely. The commission at the flash. You know, the flash show constant constant man.
00:37:14
Speaker
Oh God, you know what? Okay. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Just wait. Just wait for the next few episodes of shield. If the rating still tank, I guarantee one of them's you'll, you'll see the DC shows slowly slip away. I think it was production hell. Yeah. Production. You're right.
00:37:35
Speaker
And I don't mean to sound like a fucking hater, but that sounds like some overcompensation. Oh ancient shield. That's cool How about Commissioner Gordon? Okay. How about the flash? How about Constantine? Okay. Well is the CW getting any of those shows? No Because they want people know Fox Fox is getting Gordon. Why bidding war?
00:37:57
Speaker
How didn't you win? Don't ask, don't tell. Dude, dude, who watches CW? To be honest. Yeah, but okay. CW is like the channel you accidentally have on the TV. Yeah, like I need somebody that is more familiar with TV than I am to explain to me.
00:38:14
Speaker
how Wanda Brothers is footing the bill for this thing. Well, they live in a water tower and they have a sister. And it's Animaniacs. And they steal from the studio. Yeah. No, no, but like, you have it. And it gets to the point where they're like, let's bid for it. We don't want to run it. Because like, Asian Shield, I was like, it's going to be ABC.
00:38:37
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Obviously. And it was. Didn't seem like there was much of a confusion, much of an argument about it. And this is like, why Fox? Why did it get to the point where there was a bidding war? And why did Fox pick it up? Aside from, I guess, ratings. But where's my fucking X-Men TV show? Fox? I mean, that might be a smart move, though, on Fox's part. Well, it might be a smart move on Warner Brothers parts, because now they don't want to pay for it. Yo, where's my fucking Made for the Generation X movie? Oh, you got it. Oh, wait. I got that. And it was horrible.
00:39:07
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even as a fucking like ten-year-old, little hater. And NBC is doing the Constantine show. I don't know if The Flash has that. Why? That show should be on Showtime or HBO. You're right. No, Constantine should be a fucking... He's not gonna smoke cigarettes. It should be a premium cable show. Showtime or HBO. Either one of those, I'd be psyched for. Remember when we saw fucking... Preacher? Yeah. Yeah. They got really far into it.
00:39:37
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you're never one option was a problem place to live in cars yeah remember when things could have happened works are never ever when absolute preachers connect was gonna come out no i'm never remember that being a thing to this day i think that i remember when you asked for a hundred dollars at a panel yeah and i got shit on yet that to that's four hundred dollars on my money they could have for free well that's what i was of like millions of people you could have for free
00:40:06
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You could sell those at $80, $70, $80 a piece, and I'd buy them in a second. You could literally just make free money off of that. That's just free money at that point. And it's consistent art, too? I think we just need to borrow them.
00:40:21
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Like, say what you will about Sandman's great from what I hear. I'm still trying to get through it. Yeah, it's awesome, but I totally know where you're going. Yeah, but the art's like, it's not consistent. Like, the reason why The Walking Dead is like the best comic book at the last, like, 10 years. Yeah. Because the art is still consistent. Yeah, the art's been there since, uh, ARC II. Yeah. Good call, Steve. Good call. Nothing. I can't tell anymore.
00:40:50
Speaker
You better watch out. Purge 3 happens. Purge 3? Purge 3? Yeah. Purge 3 the month. No, but okay, so... Purge 3. Purge 3. But, so with Constein being on NBC, Gordon being on Fox, and like Gordon... You know who's gonna play Gordon? Is Gordon gonna be its own thing? It's gonna be a tie-in. It's gonna be before. Yeah, but I'm saying like... I don't think it's gonna be a tie-in. Is this Gordon? I think it's gonna be Fox's Gordon.
00:41:18
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He's gonna be in a wheel chair. He's gonna be black. He's gonna be black and in a wheelchair. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's
Video Game Experiences
00:41:32
Speaker
what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be. I think that's what it's gonna be
00:41:37
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Yeah. And it's going to be Gordon. I just gave myself two choices for jokes. You either got Gordon Bombay, Coach of the Mighty Ducks, or Gordon Ramsay. I like Ramsay. What are you fucking moron? You don't put your gun in your holster without the safety on.
00:42:01
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That would be amazing he's wearing his chef hat or it's just Swedish chef although he never wears a chef He's too good for it. No, it's just Swedish No, you never saw that meme
00:42:23
Speaker
Steve. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are they replaced? They replaced her to her to her to her. And like that's just every one. It's fucking hilarious. This fish is so raw. Her to her to her is her to her to her. All right. So like
00:42:46
Speaker
This kind of shoots the shared universe theory in the foot. I'll shoot your shared universe in the foot. Like, DC is basically going, oh, I don't care if it's a workable, like, you know that solution, that thing you found out that works? We're not doing it. I don't think they can do it. They could. I don't think they can. They could. But this is them just going, we're not doing it out of spite, I feel like. Well, maybe they're signing a special deal so they don't lose. I was saying they're going to lose it.
00:43:16
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I don't know. You can't do a crossover show with Constein and Gordon if you wanted to. DC's just been really depressing lately. It's like they're like the dumb kid in school. You know this kid's not going to college.
00:43:35
Speaker
Like, this kid's gonna be like... Like, you know, like, he might pass... Like, he's gonna be the kid who becomes the janitor at the school, just so he can stay in the school. Because that's all he has. He's really... Like, it's like... So is he gonna be like OD'd? He's gonna be like... He's gonna be like maybe Funke. He's gonna be like maybe Funke. Wait, what? He's gonna be like maybe Funke. Just keep failing. Or not even maybe, like, uh, like Steve Holt. Steve Holt?
00:44:05
Speaker
Yeah, Steve Holt. He's gonna be Steve Holt. Or Steve Holt. Dude, you don't even know what you're talking about, Devin. No, I saw that episode. Oh, you saw that one? Where he's talking to that fucking guy and he realizes that that's his son. Is that the same ad? Yeah. God, I know. I know. That guy with the shit. No, but it's funny because they embraced that. I know, I know. In fact, they did go with the shit.
00:44:25
Speaker
I'm not, I'm not a fan of that season. I am not a fan. I will be the first to admit that. Yeah. Of what? Of Arrested Development. The new Arrested Development season. I loved it. I loved it. I hated it. I loved everything about it except the ending. I thought it had two good episodes and then the rest was... What?
00:44:43
Speaker
buster one the bus and the job I was literally rolling on the floor holding my iPad buster one is like the original form and then the rest of it I don't I just don't I mean just from what I've what I've seen and when I've gathered just from word of mouth is it's all payoff
00:45:03
Speaker
It's almost all build-up and then this payoff and some people are happy with the payoff and some people are like, that wasn't worth it. Yeah, it's pretty divisive. You either loved it or you didn't like it at all. Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. Yeah, like I loved it, Steve didn't like it. And I agree with Steve, the ending was terrible. I remember that the ending happened and I turned off my TV and I said, did they even fucking know what they were doing?
00:45:31
Speaker
I don't think you said that. No, because then I would just look like a psycho if I was just a little alone in a room. Like you said to your mom? No, my mom has not seen it either. Oh, it's a shame. I know, yeah. Shame. Uh, do you know what else? Oh, wait, wait, wait. What? GTA 5 online came out this week. It did. Uh-huh. How's it going, guys? I was able to enjoy it for the first time on Saturday. Oh, wait, I don't want to tell my secret. But you guys know the deal, and Siler knows it too now.
00:46:01
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So put a hit. Oh, but we didn't say who.
00:46:08
Speaker
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I gave Steve a look because I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. Yeah, Devin has been able to play. I've been able to play. The first time I was able to play on a... Remember, you got a free meal. Well, John, this might be bad news on my part, but I went in today and my character was missing. Wait, what? Characters are reporting mass multitudes of people have been having their characters just disappear.
00:46:37
Speaker
Wait, as like a bug in the system? Yeah, they're just getting wiped. Or because you died and... No, no. Believe me, I had fucking... I was like level 20, I had... Holy shit, level 20. Yeah, Steve put them away a few days. Like, essentially a week. A week's worth of work. Dude, that's what happens though, man. That's why... I don't know, I mean, I know... So they don't have dedicated servers for these? No, they don't. Everything's in the cloud, but... See, that's a problem, man. Yeah.
00:47:05
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Here's the thing and like honestly it's gotten a bit better since I was able to play but like the frustration I was getting just watching myself just the screen load and nothing ever happening
00:47:19
Speaker
I was like hating the game. Like I was hating the single player. Cause I was like, this makes me not even want to play a fucking game because all I think about is frustration. Is that you can't do that. And then when I finally did get online, I was actually able to play like the story just cause like I just wanted to try it. Yeah. And then, and then I was finally able to just kind of progress in the story cause I'm like, all right, I tried it. It's cool. Like now I can wait for the fucking, for the stuff to fix itself. Right.
00:47:46
Speaker
But like, even with all these issues, it like, like I was almost like I was about to rage trade it in. Like, that's all. You were like, I was like, why do we even fucking play this now? Like, wait, so you almost pull a Steve with Street Fighter four.
00:48:00
Speaker
I thought that was a SNK. No, that was Street Fighter IV. Oh, Street Fighter IV. When Rufus was Ken's rival. That was the next day. Yeah. No, honestly, I was like, I'm like, Ken. Yeah, I kept having to remind myself, I was like, story, the story mode has nothing to do with the multiplayer. But I was just getting, I was like, disgusted. Yeah, no, apparently, I have been hearing and reading that there have been a lot of issues. Yeah, they all see. Pick it up when it's like 40 bucks.
00:48:30
Speaker
the online should be did i almost i almost bought that game strictly only for the online multiplayer yet you would have well i wouldn't want to have about it and that's what it's much in the toilet yeah well i have some video game news i picked up two games this week or in one i know is a dreamy magical journey of goodness and happiness it is some hard not week no it's not going to win way
00:48:54
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High-definition super remix versus Wind Waker. Wait, John, can I tell I was telling Steve about this earlier? So, you know how like I like to troll on Zelda? Yeah. I legitimately had a fucking dream.
00:49:08
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Steve was showing me the HD game and it looked like shit. I was like Steve this game looks awful He's like no, dude. No, it looks like and like the eggs were like really sharp and jaggy and like it had a really I have fucking dreamt You dreamt about you were trolling Kevin I was like, oh my god
00:49:31
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this is great devin has dreams where he justifies all of his all this hate it was it was like i was like see and you're like no no dude it looks it's really good like it was kind of like
00:49:46
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like you still trying to like like as of like a few years ago like you were still trying to sell me on the connect i'm like i don't think so and you're like no but it was like that and like the proof was there like it looked like shit and you're like don't it's really good man and like i think you might do that with everything i don't maybe maybe but it was like it was like a weird realization i was like i fucking dreamt that like
00:50:10
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Yeah, you might be wrong with you're just like your Your subconscious subconscious is a troll to like really trolling that game that bad. I just want You all know your stance on Zelda game. I know
00:50:25
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No, but I would I would love to be there to watch a Devon sleep and dream about this and just probably had a fucking big smile on my face Some of the weirdest dreams ever he's like died a dream
00:50:41
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I was being chased by a werewolf and I had to drop someone off at the airport. Oh, God, that was a scare. A werewolf. See, see, I'm not making this up, people. We were driving like fucking the Rockies. I don't know. It was like rock faces were on both sides. I'm driving the fucking werewolves chasing me. Drop them off. I fucking get back. I'm like, man, I need to call somebody about that. Fuck. What's that on the sliding glass door? Werewolf lightning.
00:51:11
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like fucking what should you mean a werewolf and lightning behind it? yeah no no like you get struck by lightning but it's a werewolf so then it affects the other that's fucking scary a werewolf lightning bolt it was bad yeah i have weird dreams what was the other game you picked up? oh i uh picked up nva 2k14 it's my first sports game purchase in like four years maybe what was the last one you played?
00:51:40
Speaker
Glass sports game? Yeah. NBA Jam. Does that count? No. No. Like Sim. Sports Sim. I guess MLB like 2K9 or something like that. Oh, the show, right? Didn't you buy the show? No, I never bought the show. Cause I didn't have a PS3 at the time. When Ryan Howard was on the cover. You can afford it. Okay. Shut up. Makes sense. And then last year's MLB 2K14 was a gift.
00:52:06
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i'll cancel or and i'll be to take a third and rather and i was far ch thanks for all who got you and the nba to keep working is also
00:52:18
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uh... it's ridiculous what's good about us is that okay so what's not the one with jordan right yeah so they have jordan they have all the rights to his name now so you could where his shoes and stuff uh... you can wear ninety shoes in this are you talking about that ridiculous thing that the game does yeah i didn't i didn't unlock that part yet because i don't have a shoe and i think that you have to tell you to explain what okay yeah what you could like mikey has a single site called mikey i d
00:52:46
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And you essentially just design your own shoe. Like you take a shoe. Oh, yeah. LeBron James shoe. No, but you do it in the game. You can do that. Yeah, but you can do it in the game. Give it. Yeah. Give it to your player in the game and have the same shoes shipped to you.
00:53:07
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It's awesome, but it's very expensive. I probably will never, I don't see. If John unlocks this feature, you know what's gonna happen? I was at work the other day and I was actually on the Nike IT and I was like designing a shoe and I was like, I fucking buy this. It was like 140 bucks. I do the same thing on the. Wait, what kind of shoes were they? They were like dunks. You get those dunks? No, they weren't dunks. They were like sneakers. Air Force Ones?
00:53:29
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It was like two weeks ago, I couldn't tell you. It's not cool though, you could do that. At the Mikey store here in Atlanta, you could design your own shoes on their computers there, and then when they come in, you could have them start, I think maybe before they even ship them, but you could have
00:53:51
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The moldings of your feet like steamed so they fit your feet perfectly on the shoes that you design Well, I want to get on the tongues. I want to write ball and then sack
00:54:02
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I know you can do that anywhere. I'd be like I'd spend $150 on shoes. No, but that's not even the coolest part of the game guys. I thought it was gonna be but it wasn't. Okay. All right, so there's this thing called my career where you essentially create a player, you create a person and I'll send you guys a text message of a picture of my guy. His name's Christopher Reeves. Well, I tried to make it. I'm already offended.
00:54:30
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What are you offended? Why are you offended, Devin? I'm not. No, really. I'm just saying. Really, why are you offended? He's not. And he's 6'3", 185 pounds. He has a huge afro. And he's point guard. And what's cool is you have a career with- The black point guard. Yeah. Okay.
00:54:54
Speaker
and uh... i've seen them darker that but you can't use that uh... i've been on so i mean uh... i made a little bit light-skinned with all this fucking tattoos there's a sword on one of his arms freckle anyway what's cool is you can literally start a career and then be a with this with this player that you should do it right yeah of course with the fucking trexel fuck you cuz i was out of control he needs a trim that up now fuck you did he's the fucking best you would love okay instagram
00:55:24
Speaker
where he's just told dick. So the first thing is you play the rookie showcase, right? And it's just a game where all the rookies play. And that's where they establish what your skill level is, which will end up affecting where you get taken in the draft. And I did God awful.
00:55:51
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So the fucking New York Knicks drafted me in like the 23rd overall. It was fucking whole. And what's crazy is right before the draft, you get interviewed by three teams.
00:56:02
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and they ask you all the specific questions and i keep telling them all i'm gonna be the greatest walta on the greatest uh... on the greatest player in this draft and i'm gonna be the and it's cool cuz he actually says it you see him say the words and yet to reactions that's cool also so we see your guy was a dick
00:56:23
Speaker
get told your okay but he's like he calls the people they should be he expects to be taken first overall because he's better than anybody else in the draft okay and he only wants to play for a team bob that'll win championships and he only wants to play for a team you know that's like los angeles or new york i guess that's why the next picnic someone with lavishly okay so you're lebron not necessarily i'm more like
00:56:51
Speaker
Yeah, more of a Kobe than a world peace. World peace is one of my teammates. All right. Anyway, so what's cool though, is after I got drafted, you have like, like a level of fan support and a level of team chemistry.
00:57:10
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and all that gets affected by what you do like you could take your your boys out if you take a team out for dinner one night that'll increase your fan chemistry but you're out your team chemistry or you could like start a charity in your name
00:57:24
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and and uh... you know that increase fan loyalty and stuff but what's so cool is other players in the nb a will tweak to you so like you have a twitter you have a twitter feed that you can see every day and other players in the nb a while to talk shit to you or like
00:57:42
Speaker
You know fans will say how much they support you or fit like troll fans will like shit on to like it's really fucking Involved and it's so fucking fight like one of the one of the tweets that took a picture of my Twitter feed Can you fake Twitter like reply to these tweets? My nicknames black hole
00:58:07
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So they call me that, like that's my Twitter. Yo, Blackhole. At Blackhole. That was up, Blackhole. Yeah, it's Black. Who has that real Twitter account? I don't know. See if you can get it. I don't know who that was, I don't care. At Black underscore Hole. Yeah, so this player, Tony Snell, says, um... Yeah, I know Tony Snell. Wasn't he on the Sixers? I don't know, maybe.
00:58:28
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I have no idea. He might be fake, I don't know, but he says, at Black Hole thinks he's got passing skills, but I'm about to shut him down. Five assists where I'm setting the bar, but don't figure on coming even close. Alright, so, and obviously that gives you kind of like a goal for that specific game. So then I fucking, I try to go after him. And then like, they grade you on like every little move that you do in a game.
00:58:55
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So like, like if I, like, you know, it's, it's really. Wait, is this also mode where all you do is control black hole?
00:59:03
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area so far on the bench i just want to watch it from the bench okay but you could simulate until you play again okay because i i learned during week or the month or whatever you could simulate all the games up until the next key game which is against arrival and you earn money by how well you do in the games and if you win or not like i just played a game against the celtics and since the nixon celtics have like a violent rivalry like all the money that i heard from that game is was doubled
00:59:53
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with Steve's wrestling game, where I would fucking turn my back on the fans. But the thing is, what sucks is I can buy shoes, I can't wear them because I don't have a shoe endorsement yet.
00:59:58
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because it was an important game.
01:00:12
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Yeah, so I have to do well to get a shoe endorsement. Do you do well? Like, are you all tough? No, it's tough, dude. Like, you have to build up your skill level and stuff. It's not as good as Sam Dandelion. Yeah, so I'm still riding the fucking bench. I'm only averaging like five points. No, I can't wait to... I'm gonna buy the new UFC game and I hope it has all those things so I can tweet.
01:00:32
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Fighters, I'm actually going to break your face open Part of the professional sports world now that they should probably try to incorporate in sports games now, I think I Don't know I haven't never played bad. I've never owned a Madden game ever I
01:00:58
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Even the Genesis ones, I never owned it because I didn't understand how football worked until I was much older.
Humorous Gaming Reflections
01:01:04
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And then I just didn't care. I played Blitz. The last one I played was 07 for the Wii. Oh yeah. And you hated it, right? I don't know.
01:01:15
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He was 08. 08 I hated those seven blocks. The first Wii one was cool. It was awesome. And then the second one. The second one they dumbed it down a lot. They tried to make it like a really friendly Wii game. What the fuck I can't make any of the players. That was another one where you traded it in. See the problem is when I play sports games I just make it my friends instead of actual players. I've done that. I'm looking at your Twitter feed John.
01:01:42
Speaker
I'm not getting any of these. It's because it's going to your iCloud. Yeah, but never mind. Yeah. But there's a lot of shit, a lot of games coming out in October and it's gonna rock me blind. It's gonna go crazy. It's gonna be crazy. Oh my god. Well first off, fucking Pokemon comes out. That's gonna be the real deal. This fucking, this Friday, right? Or Saturday? Soon, yeah. Oh my god.
01:02:10
Speaker
Actually, wait, John, did you hear about this? About what? You know how, like, GTA sold, like, three, like, a billion, or it made a billion dollars in three days? Yeah. They asked Peter Monalu, like, like, he was doing an interview. Like, yeah. GTA sold, like, three, like, it made a billion dollars in three days. Hey, I'm not that impressed. What a troll. Yeah, I would have bought her. That's a lot of money, dude. He's like... Yeah, yeah. The guy made fucking fable. All three disappointments.
01:02:39
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Not impressed by a billion dollars in three days. He says like mobile games are more impressive because they make like five million dollars a day or something like that. Some do.
01:02:50
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his dollar at like animal farm and i have a farm on the animal farm oh my god john that's fucking communist but actually that that's a good idea for a game worked out that's the uh... i will write that we're going to make an animal farm game work you're going to be animals and you live in a combat society so it's pretty much just animal crossing
01:03:11
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God damn it fucking burn bro, bro. No, well actually hey I'm still waiting for my game to be developed or have I keep trying to find An indie developer and I keep going. Hey indie developer got this game. It's called dogs of war But no one no one's making what's dogs of war about Steve you gotta you don't want to know about dogs All right, so in dogs of war
01:03:39
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you pick a squadron of dogs you get to name them you pick what kind of dogs first person no no it's like it's like fire emblem it's like a real-time strategy game okay and so the dogs go and they fight the cats and like it's like gory it's like really gross but in between battles
01:03:58
Speaker
It's like Nintendogs, so you like take care of your squad of dogs and like pet them and like play. They level up into the battle. Is there like cat DLC coming up where you can play as the cats later? Oh, absolutely. Once you beat the game, you can play as the cats. Oh, so no DLC? I mean, no cat DLC? DLC in the future is gonna be other animals. Okay, but you're not fucking them over. Okay. Squirrels. Foxes. We're gonna have a whole fox unit. I don't wanna play this game.
01:04:28
Speaker
You don't play it? No, right now what you're telling me I go this seems like a game my lame friend Steve would be into and then he'll get it and Then he'll talk about how great it is and then a week later like yeah, I don't really play anymore. What's your favorite kind of dog? I'd have to go with Right now it's it's uh, it's uh
01:04:52
Speaker
corgi the corgi right say you got seven corgis ok corgi's a scout class real quick not really a fast are not a little like still a little like you legs they won't you let's say look around psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh psh
01:05:34
Speaker
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01:05:42
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And, you know, that would build, like, their health. Like, that would build their health level. No, I don't want to play this fucking game anymore. I hate it. Yeah, see? You made it too complicated. Alright, that's it. You happy? That's it. That's it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm ending this one with an I'm sorry.