Did somebody say Ska? Cody makes his triumphant return to daycare dittos and all because of the first three letters of this bird's name. Tell me that isn't dedication to the craft! Skarmory is a big metal bird. While that seems reductive, it really isn't. It's a big metal bird that makes swords without even trying! Swords are great. Enjoy!

Skarmory

Embark on an adventure deep into the endless ocean and then soaring on the clouds. This Pokemon can do both and that's about it. Who would have thought Remoraid would be the interesting one? Not us! A late baby Pokemon addition tried to save our marriage with Mantine but did it stick the landing? Find out on Daycare Dittos!

Mantyke & Mantne

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! Please close your butt sack, the neighbors are watching.

It's fitting this bird looks like Santa because he's got a bag full of treats. Maybe if you're stranded he will feed you bugs from deep inside his sack. Delibird is a wild gimmick Pokemon that becomes and even wilder robot. Pokemon is neat. Merry Christmas?

Delibird & Iron Bundle

BRRRRRAP BRRRRRAAAAAP SUMMER here at Daycare Dittos. The Daycare Dittos are strapped and look like Ursaring, because they are baring arms. Don't know what I'm talking about? Niether did we! Learn more about the weird gun Pokemon that could have been.





Remoraid & Octillery

This has to be the most Studio Ghibli Pokemon out there. What started as a pink fun water pal, pulled our a mirror and showed you the true villain to blame for it's demise. Twas man who destroyed the reefs and Game Freak wants you to know!

Corsola & Cursola

The most pettable Pokemon of Gen 2 is here! Bring on the Pigs! Sometimes simplicity is all a design needs. This line shows that some brown fur and a cute nose can go a long way. Put on your parka and hop into Swinub with us!

Swinub, Piloswine, & Mamoswine

Nothing to see here, just some little gooshy fellas that will melt the skin from your sizzling bones as your marrow cooks from your vicinity to them. I mean, there are not a lot of choices for Fire Pokemon sometimes, so why not risk it?

SLUGMA and MAGCARGO

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today,  get ready for sticky guys
For these pokemon will tear you apart
Teddiursa wants honey, Ursaluna? Your heart.
Today's the day the Poké bears have their picnic

Teddiursa, Ursaring, & Ursaluna

Lock your doors and hide your Eggs. Sneasel is in town! Dark type started off even darker than we remember. This Pokemon is hungry for violence and eggs, and it's all out of eggs.

Sneasel, Weavile, & Sneasler

This bug is a friend. It has a big horn and a bigger heart. It will suck the sap right out your starters back and is so strong it can throw your house across the county. He can Mega evolve, but he will be a little sore the next day! This is Heracross!

Heracross

Every Pokemon. Every Single Arceus Damned One.

Peter, Sara, Steven and Dave continue in Professor Oak's footsteps by studying and delivering in depth reports on the ever growing roster of Pokemon.

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Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class · Zencastr

Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

Every Pokemon. Every Single Arceus Damned One.

Peter, Sara, Steven and Dave continue in Professor Oak's footsteps by studying and delivering in depth reports on the ever growing roster of Pokemon.

Gain a level and join the Daycare Dittos every Wednesday Morning!.