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Nonsensical Nonsense 153 #BradyfearsGlick
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Glick and Tony had to hold the fort down as Jeff was M.I.A. Glick continues to call out the one and only Tom Brady and also adds fuel to the fire by making fun of gronk. Also we talk little more serious about cost of living reminisce about Saturday mornings as kids plus so much more
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Introduction & Social Media
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There you go. Start the music and play my music.
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Yes!
Show Schedule & Merchandise
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what the fuck is going on everybody you heard the music you know what that means it's time for more nonsensical nonsense what a brand new episode i'm good tony's here looking confused as fuck
00:03:25
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typical. He's getting up there in age ladies and gentlemen. He might be getting a little of the old timers. You know, the mind starts to go as you get a little bit older and if you don't believe me, look at our current sitting president and with that being said, if you're not already, check us out on social media on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter,
00:03:54
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00:04:47
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to the teespring.com slash nonsense went on since my guests. Words are hard. I had a Biden moment. I was getting ready to say there's a squirrel running up my rocket ship and the sky is purple and it's raining jelly beans. Good dog face line.
00:05:08
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We got some **** to talk about, bro. Let's get get get past the intro. We got some **** to talk about today. I want to get to talk about. Listen, listen, listen. First things first. Jeff, I want you to get better. I know you're not feeling good. Big up to your health. I'm going to tell you that as a member of the of the crew. Stop smoking. But as a family member of the podcast, I'm going to throw that out first. Jeff, I hope you get better. Don't worry. The champ has got this. Let's make a couple of things clear.
00:05:37
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But here we go. Yeah, yeah, I'm in that ass. I'm in that ass. He got his penalty. He got his penalty. I'm trying to increase it. I got a problem with that. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we won. Right now is to go to 18 months and then time served at the end of this game suspension. That's it. That's it. Did you say jail? Yeah. They're trying to push it for another year. What, in the league?
00:06:07
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Yeah. I know that they said that they would leave it up to Roger Goodell at this point because the NFL
NFL Updates & Controversies
00:06:15
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is appealing. Yeah, he's trying to make it a bigger penalty, which is fucked up. Well, he's dead. Join me later in the May for League Night Parents, ladies and gentlemen. We need to follow the show, latenightparents.com. I've seen this. Of course. Of course, we'll be there with us, because he ain't got nothing better to do. While he's talking to Mrs. Officer. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,
00:06:37
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She'll make us say, we, we, we. Hey, this is Officer. Where am I going to be at? Tim wants to do a show tonight. When? You know how to do it. Where? Probably StreamYard.
00:06:55
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I've seen it. I've seen it tweet early. We don't have all we don't have time. We don't have some time. That's right. Sometimes we run slow. Sometimes we run quick. All that. I thought I saved it. That's tomorrow. Yes, I do plan on doing the football thing tomorrow night. I would love to jump through a lot of it tonight after his format for the evening, which I will not interrupt. I just want to throw that in there with that. There was something else I wanted to talk about.
00:07:25
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Here it is. This is a tweet today that I seen. I had to find this right. NFL fans who have ignored decades of inappropriate behavior from all teams all of a sudden develop a moral compass when the Browns make a controversial move that makes them a better football team. Do not look to the NFL for morality. See what? Basically now as a Browns fan and not only just as a Browns fan, but as a football fan in general, there has been a.
00:07:53
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ongoing conspiracy that the NFL has it out for the Cleveland Browns. Hence the reason why they have been so bad. Mind you, the Cleveland Browns were the most expensive and the most expensive, um, franchise team or a new team because when they came back in 99, because the NFL kept up in the prices kept up in the price because they were trying to keep them out of the league. So they've been an ongoing conspiracy that the NFL has been not so much
00:08:22
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Secretly, but blatantly holding the Cleveland Brown organization back for some reason. I didn't know that Yeah, it's been ongoing for years And now this is one of those things that this is one of the people are saying, you know, you got guys like Ben Roethlisberger, I hate to say it but
00:08:44
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come again. Ray Rice. Yeah, the rewrite situation. What's his, what's his face in Baltimore fucking killed a man. Ray Lewis. Not to mention, you know, many countless. My man down in Miami. Was that a job that was done? They had their car ready to steal somebody. Who was it?
00:09:11
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Who was it in Miami that had a car wreck kill somebody? Golf walk was good. Tyron Matthew. Yeah, Tyron Matthew had a cases. I mean, there's cases for days, but then, you know, we did all these. So, yeah, it's just one of those things. Leave them. First and foremost, I still stand by exactly what I said. I don't know about all these women, but I do know that most of these women will want to be Instagram models, want to be influencers.
00:09:40
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And they got their payday. I don't know about that. Honestly, I don't know about that. They got their payday. A lot of them came up after he was about to leave. Excuse me. Yeah. It was a money grab. Yeah, Johnny Menzel. Johnny Menzel was a fucking moron. He should get hit by a train. Well, what's that? He is as well, Brett. I don't know if it's the lighting in your house or if your camera is cloudy. It's the lighting in my house. It's the light. I was going to say, you love it.
00:10:12
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I'm gonna look fucked up. Did you die? Are you actually a ghost? Don't look fucked up ladies and gentlemen, or is he full of shit? I'm just curious. No, dude, I'm serious! On my end, let me check YouTube and see what you look like. No, and why would I make that shit up? Cause you'll do that. No, I won't. But, you have to fuck you. No, the fuck I won't. I'll look awesome.
00:10:44
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what i'm looking at what i'm looking at it looks uh looks won't like it looks cloudy no like your camera not you what's the motion on you actually motherfucker
00:11:01
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But like I said, I still stand by what I said. It was simply a money grab by these women because they took him to court. They tried to press charges on him. And the court of law said, I got you. I am actually a very long time Browns fan. I did not like the Watson pickup because of all the drama and controversy surrounding him. I really hated the fact of the amount of money they gave him.
00:11:30
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and he hasn't played football and by the time he sees the field again, it's going to be two years. Yes. No, was he? And if you compare stats stats to stats from Watson and Baker Mayfield, they're the same quarterback. The only difference is Watson over Mayfield. Fuck that. You won't know the only difference between Watson and Mayfield. Watson is taller and he's mobile, but it's that wise. They're the same. They're the same quarterback stat wise.
00:12:02
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Um, not to me, I think once is better. I liked how he looked like I said, he's taller and he's more like a very solid quarterback. And he's, and that's why I stand behind what I said for me, for me, for me as a Cleveland Browns fan, for me as a Cleveland Browns fan, he comes back in week seven. He better go undefeated and we better go to the super bowl. The amount of money they paid him.
00:12:32
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And the man ain't touched the football field in two years by the time he sees his first season. He has to be above 500 and that's it. He has to be above 500 so he only has to win five games.
00:12:45
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He is brand new to the squad. Yes, I don't care. That's fucking unacceptable. You're going to pay that man that much money. I believe me, I don't said I'll go to Cleveland and break his knees if he doesn't win the Super Bowl. So when you don't, we can be on your ass too. I will. I'll go up there and run that goddamn organization. We'll win the Super Bowl first year in. No, the hell they won't need that. They'll take you off that field like you saying with Ricky. Go ahead. No, they won't either. I win the damn Super Bowl in Cleveland. I'll build a franchise. We'll be running things in the NFL.
00:13:17
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Well, that's because I also believe he can piss on minors. So you can't kidnap and you can't kidnap and pee on minors. Yeah.
00:13:33
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So, yes, the bank on him was not a bad move. I think that was a great move for the franchise. I think he will stay there. I think he will be there. And I think if y'all don't win with him, it won't be his fault. We were winning with Baker. Y'all were, this is true.
00:13:57
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on that team and they could have went back and forth over who started because Baker could have started and watch. It could have been off the bench for the one two punch. I would have no problem with that little Brian Watson in there and says, this is, and I'm not going to lie. They shouldn't have got rid of Baker Mayfield. No. And I think they did Baker dirty because they said that Baker's our guy, Baker's our guy. It's coming his money.
00:14:18
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gave it back to them so they could have got him an O-line and it would have been a fucking Super Bowl for y'all. We have an O-line, that's a thing. Okay, well then we're going to see what the quarterback going to do. As of right now, there's no excuse for you all not to be at the very least at a championship game. We should have been in the AFC Championship
00:14:42
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Couple seasons back, but no, the reps were paid off. The show was the show. We had just taught the enemy. I'm not saying I'm not a fan of him or anything. I just don't think. The guy hasn't played football in
Player Performance Debate
00:14:55
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two years. I don't think he was worth that amount of money. They should have brought him to Cleveland. Let him play, see what happens, and then if he blows up, give the man his money. Who the show was. Yeah, but you got guys on that team like green hot to the contract standards this season. He's only getting a million dollars.
00:15:12
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Well, he can only get massages by Cleveland's, Cleveland's massage staff. He can't get outsized, outside massages. He better go find him or wife. Don't do her wrong and sit the foot down.
00:15:26
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You don't need a wife to not act like a goddamn fool. The shit that's going on out there is not good. And a lot of people don't have his back. I got a problem with that because of their lying. He still got a stupid mister. Oh, no. I said that from Jump Street. I said from Jump Street. Let's see what the courts decide. The court said he did nothing illegal.
00:15:44
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There were, he did absolutely nothing in any way, shape and or form illegal. He did not assault these women. He did not rape these women. He did not, he, anything. The court of law said that. And then they went civilly because at the end of the day, it was a money grab where all these little want to be Instagram hopes or models. Sorry. Sorry.
00:16:06
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And Baker was too, I think Baker had struggles with throws because he's kind of short. I agree with you, Watson is the future. Watson and Trey thanks to me right now, the future quarterbacks. But at the end of the day, and that's what I think. Biggest to Justin Herbert, all jokes aside, I don't mean none against him, but Watson, Watson is a prime new quarterback pick for me. He really is.
00:16:29
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I'm not really on the Lance Bayline yet. I'm definitely feeling Herbert. I'm definitely feeling Herbert. I see something I really do. Well, that's the thing. How many of these guys do you see something in and then they
00:16:52
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And this is strictly only football, the name I'm going to bring up. Yes. Only football. Yes. Colin Kaepernick. Fucking amazing season. And then the very next season, dog trash. What happened? It's a question. Tim Tebow came out.
00:17:14
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Tim was not going to be in the quarterback. He was never going to be an NFL quarterback, but he looked good. He didn't look great. Jerry Jones said that in the first place. He said he'll never make an NFL. He should have been a tight end, in all honesty. He was built. Yeah, I know. That was the thing. He waited too long, and then he came back and he was like, oh, I guess I'll be a tight end. You've waited too long, Tim. And you have the fact that he was a southpaw against him. I understand. Well, they also
00:17:40
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They also kind of crapped on him because he was openly religious too, so. Yeah, but I mean Tim Tebow came out. He was good. He wasn't great by no means, but then. After that one season, it kind of went. It just went all downhill from there. So I'm gonna tell you a quarterback that I liked. He didn't do what I needed him to do. He didn't make it as far as he was going to make it as I gave you two of them. Mark Sanchez.
00:18:06
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No, I knew he was going to do good. And I was correct. You remember Jake Long? When you went to the Titans, I thought he was going to do great. And he got hurt. I'll go ahead and say it. I don't give a fuck who would think what. I thought Sam Donald was going to do something with the Jets. I really did. And there was a lot behind him. But they destroyed his ass.
00:18:35
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Nah, he put up really good numbers with the Jets. And it was a shitty team. And he was still good. I thought he was going to go down to Carolina and turn that team around. But apparently Carolina was dog shit too. And then he got hurt. Even Cam went back to Carolina and can't do shit. Cam's done. He needs to stop. He's embarrassing himself. I don't know why.
00:18:59
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Cam doesn't care anymore because he got his money outside of football. Yeah, he just needs to stop because at this point, you know. Yeah, you get guys and stick around the league. I'm not supposed to like this guy, but I do Ben Roethlisberger and I think he stuck around two years too long. I think I saw a meme today. We try to talk bad against the NFL and I got a bone to pick with Ben Roethlisberger if he really did so.
00:19:29
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I think a bunch of y'all saw that shit. It was a ridiculous, Cam was an ass that got to, Cam was very full of himself. Cam was an ass, but you know what? He was running the Panthers. They were great in him. He was the best quarterback ever. He was the best quarterback ever. He truly was. How did Denver Super Bowl work out for Cam? I think he might still be picking his teeth up off the field after that game. He stomped his ass in Super Bowl.
00:20:06
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I was like what the hell is going on here? Somebody said they were scared of the field. Something was wrong with the field. I didn't know it was something.
00:20:20
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Boohoo, shut up, can't move, you cry baby bitch. No, Cam wasn't the one that said it. Cam wasn't the one that said it. Cam was quiet. He didn't say nothing. He got owned. He had two monster, he had two monster defensive ends sacking his ass. He got owned. Monsters. The market where, what was it with dude's name? Oh yeah, Bob Miller just eating them alive.
00:20:44
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Of course, I was watching the jacket. I was sitting there, I was sitting there, I was going crazy. I can call my homeboy right now. He was in Vegas with me. Everybody in the casino heard your words that night. No, I don't. I seen that report because I seen that, you know, obviously the other day they dropped the
00:21:11
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You know, we're gonna give six game suspension than I've seen today. We're gonna, first of all, I said it out here before and I'll say it again. Fuck Roger Goodell. Why is he still the goddamn commissioner of the NFL? Who wants a spot? Who wants a job? I'll do his job. Who wants it though? I'll do it. I want it. Why don't I? If he does, why don't I? What makes you qualified? Because I'm smarter than him. How do you figure? Because I said so. That's why you sitting right here, right fucking now. Well, that's because I didn't apply for his job.
00:21:42
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There's one person that wants his job, surprised they haven't given it to her yet. Now that Sue Robinson? No, stupid. Kinda lose the race that she wanted to do it. What makes her qualified? I have no idea. She's a black female? No, I have no idea. Because that's exactly what it's going to be made out of. Boy, that was quick. No, that's going to be the spectacle that it's going to be turned into.
00:22:11
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Nobody wants it in no fucking way. Nothing against her, but does she? What makes her like you asked me and I'm just joking. I don't like Roger Goodell. I think he's a jackass. Like most people, I think he's an absolute jackass.
Humorous Takes on NFL & Politics
00:22:25
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But what makes her qualified? What makes her qualified? I have no idea. Yeah. I could be a commissioner. Matter of fact, I dare them to make me. This empty bottle of beer could be a better commissioner than Goodell.
00:22:43
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There's only one thing I would do if I was a commissioner, and you have to do whatever the fuck y'all want. I'm getting rid of the power line room. I'm bringing back leather helmets. I'm bringing back leather helmets. I'm bringing back leather helmets. I'm bringing back leather helmets. And we're getting rid of the officials. There's no rules. There's no rules. Do whatever you want. Get rid of the power lines. Yeah, I could be commissioner. Fuck it.
00:23:14
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You could be. I want to listen to everybody. That's the difference between you and I. Run the draft. And at $40 million, I will not fucking care. That's the difference between you and I. I said I owe me $40 million a year. And that was six years ago. You know he's making more today. Should be. He should be. I mean, that was six years ago.
00:23:39
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See, that's the difference between you and I. I say I could be a commissioner. I could be better commissioner than Roger Goodell. You say, I'm not mostly qualified. You say, I want to be commissioner. I say, do it. You don't know what I want to do already. See, I know what I want to do. Do I do something silly and ridiculous? First of all,
00:24:02
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I'm going to make a new rule. I'm going to make a new rule when a referee blatantly blows a call. Yes, they have to you know in like in like mixed martial arts when you build up or whatever you got to walk down the line and everybody gets a crack at your stomach.
00:24:24
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You gotta go for both. They're gonna line up both teams. One on each side. The whole 52 man roster. And you gotta make two trips up and down that line. And every one of them gonna crack at you as hard as they want. If you don't make it, you can make it. If you don't make it, I bet a ref won't be messing up bleeding calls. After the first one makes that walk. I bet you they won't be fucking up calls. I bet you they won't. They gonna wiggle your ass.
00:24:53
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I bet you a fucking referee won't make a bad call again. I'm getting rid of the pylon rule. Blow a blatant call. Yeah, blow a blatant call and see how quick you get your fucking ribs jacked up because I'm gonna let all 52, all 104 of them motherfuckers take a shot. Not once, but twice. What's up, bro? Not once, but twice.
00:25:19
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Hey, yo, I know why your Wi-Fi messing up. You want to know what it is, bro? Can you hear me? Yeah, can you hear me too? Can you hear me? I can hear you. Hold on. Let me try to get a piece up. Give me one second. Give me one second. Let me set up. I'm going to tell you why I already know what it is. The Wi-Fi fucked up because I'm in Mexico. That's not why. It's because you're outside. I don't want to shit on any listeners in Mexico, but fuck Mexico. The Wi-Fi is garbage, but your tacos are hella good.
00:25:47
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bro. You go outside the hotel is when the Wi-Fi acts up. You gotta run in your day. No, I know. I know. I've been to Mexico many, many, many times.
00:26:03
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I appreciate the n word on here. Every time I've been here, yeah, yeah. For those that don't know, Sudden Ate Smoke is a Negro. So I get clearance. Are you sure? Are you sure?
00:26:29
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I'm already in peace. No, nothing works out this motherfucker. Wi-Fi. Everything is garbage out here, man. But you keep going back, though. Hey, man. Listen, this is just. It's no pleasure in a fucked up Wi-Fi system. There's no pleasure in this because you can't be connected. I can't even hear y'all. That's the fucked up part of body. Hold on. Let me try to get this right. My bad.
00:27:01
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The views of a square from Sunday night small podcast nonsense Is he listening to the show Tony But I'm on the west coast I wanted to come check him out I was trying to um, I was trying to get to the Cancun side because Cancun
00:27:24
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I'm sure
00:27:47
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That was those, that was the fully loaded nachos that fucked him up. Stay away from the nachos. Do me a favor, Glick. Drop me down. Let me connect my earpiece and bring me back up in one minute. I ain't bringing his ass back up in one minute. I'll bring his ass up in two minutes. No, last night he was in a show. This is my show. And I do whatever I want. No, he sent me a picture. It was like 10 o'clock last night. He was watching Hunger Games in his bath office.
00:28:17
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or whatever the hell you want to call it. I'm like, get the fuck out of there, dude. He's all, okay, I watch this movie in any other room other than here. And I'm like, well, the bullshit, the fuck you can't man. I was like, get the fuck out of your bathroom, man. Go get some fresh fucking air. I don't know. No, you're a veteran of bullshit. I'm a veteran. I've, I've, I've, I've seen combat and world war two.
00:28:44
Speaker
I've seen combat in the desert. I've seen combat in the future. Wouldn't talk us. I've seen it. I've been there. I've been there. I've lost my friends. I've had to leave them behind. I'm a true veteran. Call O duty. I've seen things, Tony D. I've seen things. You are a resident evil veteran.
00:29:12
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That's it, Call of Duty, Resident Evil, Modern Warfare. War Wars, Battlefield. Rainbow Six, yeah. Tony D, when I tell you I've seen things, I've seen things and I've done things I'm not proud of, but you have to do what you have to do. I didn't want to. Halo. Halo.
00:29:40
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Brady's going to be Brady turn 45 today. Mm hmm. We need our asses whipped. Happy birthday Tom Brady you bitch. That's right. You still feel great. Brady. I got you on my fantasy team. Work your match. Hashtag Brady fears click. Hashtag clicks the real champ. Hashtag click his goat.
00:30:17
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
00:30:31
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I'm the man, Tom Brady. Stop ducking me. I want him to pop up one episode. I will lose it. I'll shit myself. I always shit myself. Because like I said, as much shit as I talk, that's my guy. I love Tom Brady. I always have since he was at Michigan. I just figure if I talk enough shit, it'll get back to him and he'll show up in here one day.
00:31:00
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I just want to you motherfuckers talking shit about TB 12. People say grok after you. I'm drunk. Can't nobody worried about that waterhead. They're worried about it. Look, look, grok, shiny, shiny. Go get it, rock, rock. Grump kid, grump kid, shiny, up dude. Grump go. Don't forget you're out of shape and he ain't.
00:31:30
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I'm not worried about it. But I'm not worried about that. He's borderline special needs. I'll distract him with a flashing light and something shiny. You stupid. That's funny. Grunk light flashes lights. Wow. You big Grunk fan. Come here, Grunk. I'll be your friend. You're like a hangover. Three, keep it up. Yeah, Grunk is my fan.
00:31:59
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Glick is Grog's friend. You want a baby Ruth, Grog? Baby? Baby Ruth? It's more likely to Grog to show up and talk shit back to me than Brady. I'm a Glick friendship survivor. Yes, you are. You are a bit more, yes. You make crap days better. We try. Yeah.
00:32:26
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That'd be more likely that Gronk shows up. He's got nothing but free time on his hands. Mind the mirror. Like Gronk paint you pictures. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, if you have not seen one of the best movies in the world ever, you need to put it on cable right now after you watch this show. It's safe. Record it on your DVR. The Warriors is on. That is one of the greatest movies ever. Warriors!
00:33:06
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I would love to and I know we've talked about it before but I would love that I would kind of like to see it remade.
00:33:18
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And not necessarily remake it like when they're running around with guns and stuff like that. Like remake it because a lot of movies are doing that nostalgia thing. You know, a lot of movies... Top Gun was done correctly. Yeah. Well, I'm talking about like... Top Gun was done correctly. Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. Well, I'm talking about like... Great remake. Yeah. No, I'm talking about like... Yes. Like Stranger Things is based in like the 80s.
00:33:46
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like that TV show. So, you can still do like a Warriors remake and base it in the 70s again. No. Yeah. That way or not. The goofballs running around with **** You have to new age it. You could try it from the 70s but you would have to new age it. Oh, let's put it. That's a sorry ass jersey. He got on this one. Let everybody know.
00:34:18
Speaker
Wait till I make mine. My colors will be specific. Eric, sorry about that. I thought somebody was knocking on the door. Just turns out my neighbor is banging on the wall down there and some shit. Well, what?
00:34:48
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I just want everybody to imagine if all the neighborhood gangs get together like this. And stood for the real shit over the bullshit. Yeah, a little piece of turf. And I'll imagine what it's like to have $5 billion. Because even one of those things can have $5 billion. Let's be honest. What wouldn't I do?
00:35:18
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You're right. Probably a shorter list. No, that's still a long list for me of what I wouldn't do. That's probably a much shorter list of things I wouldn't do than what I wouldn't do. It doesn't matter whoever won Omega Minions and didn't hit me up. Did you buy your ticket? Doesn't matter. I'm still managing. Did you buy your ticket? It doesn't matter. Did you buy your ticket? Did you vote? You didn't buy your ticket. How do you know? Yes. OK. Because if you bought your ticket, you would have said, yeah, I bought a ticket.
00:35:49
Speaker
Instead, you said it doesn't matter. No winners are losing. Buying a ticket don't count. Kind of like if I didn't vote and I said, none of your business. No, I know people that do vote is in none of your business. I don't know why people try to hide that. Nobody's business, truthfully.
00:36:03
Speaker
No, it's not. It's really not that big of a secret. People vote like, it's not like I'm asking you who you voted for. Hey, did you vote? You're aware? Oh, okay. I see. You got your stupid. I voted sticker. Good job. Jackass. He now voted one season. I mean, he got elected, almost got elected one season. We make some general one crop. Longest y'all was a good remake. I'm going to run for president. Go for it. You qualify. We think. I know that qualify. I'll be the first Sasquatch in office.
00:36:35
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You don't want people like me. I don't want people like me in office or in political positions because I would want to take care of the people and do what's best for the people, not what's best for my pocket. The key is to try to do both. No, no, I take care of the people and I do my job right, the pocket will be taken care of. The key is to do both. Okay, better not die. You got to be smart, man.
00:37:06
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And I held a guy in office, the guy in office now right now said, if y'all didn't vote for him, you wasn't black. I can't do any worse. The other guy was out there grabbing peace. The other guy was out there grabbing peace. You ain't white.
00:37:31
Speaker
First law I put into effect, any man over the age of 18 must have a beard like mine. Oh, for the love of God. I'm voting for Andrew Yang. I want my $1,000 a month. What are you getting the $1,000 a month for? Andrew Yang said if he would come to president, he's going to put in for every United States citizen to get $1,000 a month. They said, we don't have that kind of money. He said, yes, we do.
00:38:00
Speaker
I got my motive. He's actually going to do that. He got my you give me a thousand dollars. Nobody was guaranteeing me no money. They're giving me. I wouldn't mind an extra grand in my pocket at the end of every month after my job. You know, after what I do. Let's see. But that's the problem. Then a bunch of motherfuckers will try to quit working and all that other stuff. Be like, I have a thousand dollars. You stupid.
00:38:25
Speaker
There's people that won't work and they don't make zero, they make $0 a year. Let me rephrase that. They don't earn any money and they don't work. Ducking every goddamn, you can't drive up any road. I go down 21st Street. Every business on 21st Street has an L hire inside up on their door. How much of the pain? The lowest I've seen has been like 15 an hour. Are you able to survive off of that check?
00:38:57
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Yes, Tony, you can. It's called living within your means. I made $16.50 an hour at OSU. I was driving at 100 miles a day. By the time when I got paid, I got four, almost $500 taken out of every check every week. And yes, I wasn't. You could do it locally.
00:39:23
Speaker
Anybody can do it. With kids. Yes. Anybody can do it. It's called being an adult and learning how to budget your money. These are the parameters we got to look at. Yes, they raise it to $15 for a lot of people. Yes, we were all celebrating, but they also raised the cost of working workers everywhere. You live within your means, and unfortunately, you may not be able to do all the extra shit. I'm not even talking about the extra shit. I'm talking about the basic shit. The basic shit.
00:39:52
Speaker
rent car insurance. I had rent car insurance right there. We haven't even put gas in the car yet. We ain't even talking. We're just talking real shit. $15 an hour was a good idea. Five stitches. But yes, but once they brought it up, they also raised everything else and they said that shit was going to happen. That's what's so fucked up right now. Apartments of $1,300. My basic unfurished depending on where you live and you got to look.
00:40:20
Speaker
Now, when you are looking, you see most apartments are $1,000 a month. Didn't work. Mine's not. Yours isn't. Try to move and watch what happens. Again, you pick your areas and you live where you can afford to live. You're not going to be able to live in my instance. You're not going to be able to live in New Albany or Dublin or Granville
00:40:50
Speaker
or any of these rich areas. No, you don't want to know what the fuck these cities are. Yeah, no, I'm just saying. That's why I say I preference that too. I said in my area, I preference that. So you're not going to be able to live in your rich areas, but there's still good neighborhoods. Like I live in Newark. You know, yes. On the east side of Newark is a city side of town, but on this side of town where everything is, where the Walmarts and all the Kroger's and
00:41:19
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the mall and all the grocery stores and everything and all the restaurants and everything like that it's a good side of town. So yeah I found an apartment it's not the nicest it's not the biggest it's not it's a nice apartment but it's not the biggest but I found an apartment to live accordingly by the means I had.
00:41:41
Speaker
The problem is everybody thinks that they got to have the biggest, nicest, flashiest. They got to be able to go on every vacation they want. They want to go on every fucking, uh, every goddamn concert or sports event that they want to go to.
Financial Advice & Education Paths
00:41:57
Speaker
You have to prioritize. So yes, when I was making 16 something an hour at OSU and having almost
00:42:13
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a quarter of my check, if not more, taken out before I had ever even seen my checking account. Yes, I paid my rent, my bills, my car note, my insurance, my cell phone.
00:42:31
Speaker
and I got groceries. I didn't have all the extra money to do all the other stuff. Yes, but all my all my stuff was we just stick up with the fucking basics. We're just talking ready to call everybody out. I'm just on the I'm on the basics. I live by the bare minimum. I didn't do any of the extras. I had all my stuff paid. I have internet. I have a new car. I have a cell phone.
00:42:54
Speaker
I have all that stuff. You're preaching to the choir. You're preaching to somebody who's actually lived it and has done that. Let me talk to the congregation. Because the congregation's a bunch of lazy sacks of shit that want to make excuses. Like you're about to do. Like you're about to do. Make your excuses. Make your excuses and tell me why you can't survive all $15 an hour. Let's see real quick. $15 an hour.
00:43:21
Speaker
Because all that shit you talked about it to the hill of beings and all that's before I work at OSU, I was surviving on $13 an hour. $15 an hour times a 40 hour work with $600 a paycheck before taxes. $200, $400 and he fucking gross. Yeah, I was living off $13, loses a third of their paycheck to taxes. So you take a third of $2,400, which would be $800 in taxes, go on. So you only got what? $1,600, right?
00:43:50
Speaker
$1,600 in a month. If your rent is $1,000, you got $600 to live off for the rest of the month. Sounds like you need to go somewhere where your rent's not $1,000 a month. Again, I'm here somewhere with the rent less than $1,000. And that's an apartment. It's not a house. I said rent. I specifically just said that I have an apartment that's less than $1,000 a month. You can't out-shit a shit talker, but you can't bullshit a bullshit talker. I knew there was apartments in Charleston.
00:44:17
Speaker
for less than $1,000 a month. I had a fucking house in Charleston. I paid $1,200 a month for. I had a fucking house in a very nice area. Who was in Charleston making more money? Were you not? Oh, I was making a lot more money. That's probably the second point right there. But they're also the taxes are a lot different down there too. I was making $10 an hour. I was making $10 an hour when I first moved down there. I was bringing home almost double what I brought home a month up here when I was working at OSU before I moved down to Charleston.
00:44:50
Speaker
Everybody I was living here in this apartment with a car with my car and all my other bills Making $13 an hour. I understand that and did it suck? Yeah, it sucked, but I made it happen And my kids know and and and on top of it That's me paying for everything for my kids with no help pull that down in the bro. Yes, we go ahead and get to the motherfucking
00:45:11
Speaker
So yes, $15 an hour you can live. You can't find nothing to do or you need something to do. Go take these $15 an hour jobs while you're up under your parents. Spend your own motherfucking money trying to live and trying to do something with yourself. And then when you think you got an X and start paying some bills, you realize what the fuck we tell you when we say we ain't got no money to take you here, take you there, buy you this, and buy you that.
00:45:29
Speaker
if you put your money together with your parents money while you're living in a motherfucker house, you can get more shit done, especially going to college, having your own car, me, everybody, your own clothes are going to hang out with everybody, like your motherfucker wants your planes here, plain and simple period that in the story. Next time. I'm still trying to figure out where you can survive on $15 an hour because I've already debunked your theory twice. You didn't debunk shit. You just said you'll survive. I'm talking about everybody else's. There's a lot of people that are doing it. I'll survive going $6 an hour, $5 an hour, $4 an hour, $7 an hour.
00:45:57
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Well, it was also like when cheaper. Well, I lived there. That's one car and I didn't go shopping a lot. Yeah. You can do it. People can do it. They don't want to because they want to have all of the flags. These kids are losing over the shit. Okay. Champagne taste of beer, but it's facts. There's no shit talking. It's facts. You can live off a $15, $16 an hour. You just have to prioritize.
00:46:24
Speaker
And you just have to learn that you ain't going to be out there big balling with all your friends and acting a goddamn fool. You have to be a grown up. You have to be an adult. Smash that. Yeah. And all you silly ass kids coming out of high school thinking you deserve $30 an hour, you're actually a goddamn mind. Because there's a little thing, there's a little thing called Texas.
00:46:48
Speaker
Well, not not just taxes. It's called experience. It's called knowledge. It's on it's called on the job training. It's called a work history. Yes, as you go to college to your little knucklehead. Listen to us cussing before you get in trouble with your parents. I want you to take this with you. Knowledge plus experience equals
00:47:10
Speaker
It's because you go to college and I'm not discrediting going to college because I will encourage anybody. You gotta put your hands on and be able to break it all the way down more than what's in the books. You also got to show them the example. I will encourage everybody and anybody to go to college if you don't want to go to college and I suggest and I strongly suggest and I will and I would push you and go into a trade school. Yes. Let me kick that out to the youth team. Guess what? They're free. They're free.
00:47:37
Speaker
I was against trades for a university that wanted to be a millionaire. I look crazy because when you're out there, they're accepting people who have a trade and they're paying you good money while these kids who want to be rich are still looking for a fucking job and that's real shit.
00:47:52
Speaker
Sometimes while you are in high school, go to vocational school. Vocational school is fun. You will learn to put your hands on stuff more than just talking about shit because talking is, oh, somebody's going to out talk you. It is somebody who's going to be talking more than you, has better connections than you. That's why you're going to look fucked up. Get your hands on stuff where you can debunk the talkers because they won't even know what the fuck you're showing them. All they know is a fucking picture while you can show them the equipment or the part or the mechanism.
00:48:19
Speaker
sometimes that $300,000 piece of paper that you just spent four years paying getting that you're going to spend the next 20 years paying for ain't worth the goddamn **** because you don't come out of school thinking they find a job because they are over **** qualified facts and if you don't believe what Tony just said about being ever qualified, why do you think when I lived in Charleston, I became the Orkan man because I was told by colleges, hospitals, and apartment complexes.
00:48:50
Speaker
I was overqualified and they didn't want to pay me what was a fair rate or my knowledge of my experience. So I went to working and I made a lot more money than I was making in my field. Probably had more fun doing it. Uh, yeah, working was a really cool job actually. That's all I got my new job because it's, I'm still interacting with, with, uh,
00:49:13
Speaker
You know, I do commercial building maintenance. So I have retail shops and offices and stuff like that. So I still get to interact with people. My stability comes from what I did with the military. I had no idea I was going to stay in as long as I did. I said I was going to do six years while I'm doing 20. I put some jobs in the process. I'm actually working on one of those jobs right now. I'm a civil service aircraft mechanic.
00:49:35
Speaker
Don't know what that means. It's like a federal employee who's a civilian and I work on f-15s If you don't know what an f-15 is go watch iron eagle not top gun iron eagle That's the plan at work when you watch transform of the cartoon star screen. That's what why why why are you? Because the f-15 which is a black lead not a white lead 15
00:49:59
Speaker
I'm just trying to tell y'all what it is. It's transformers. Honestly, one thing I... Was it Starscream? No, not Starscream. Starscream was an F-15. It was an F-15, right? Starscream, Skywalk, and Thundercracker were F-15s. Yeah. If you watched GoBots, leader one was an F-15. You were the only person on this planet that has ever watched GoBots. Nobody has ever heard of it, except for you. If you watched that movie about two weeks ago and it broke my heart, that shit was bad.
00:50:27
Speaker
Yeah, you are still trying to push the damn go bots on everybody. They're like, this is spicked about transformers like Kmart. Good. This is spicked about. I did love me some Kmart back in the day, man. You go to Kmart, man. They had the Slurpees and Little Caesars Pizza and then that lady would come across and she'd be like, uh, Kmart customers and aisle 14, 13, and nine. We have the blue light special.
00:50:57
Speaker
It is the end of summer. You can get your camping gear, your fishing pole, all on the blue legs special. Thank you Kmart shoppers and enjoy your Kmart experience. It will be decimated Kmart, like transform the decimated, the gold box. Yeah, but you got to give Kmart some credit. Then my hawkers would not go away for a long time.
00:51:20
Speaker
Yeah, but I'm just saying you were the camera, but the camera had no cashiers. There's still I would be still willing to bet that there are some Kmart still floating around somewhere in this country. You know that they are. They're still hanging on. They are dying. Oh yeah. Rite Aid is another one of those. CVS, I got a problem with you first and foremost. No CVS. I do like CVS too, but 90% of their stores are in the fucking hood.
00:51:55
Speaker
No. Yeah. I'll give you 50. I'll give you 50. Okay. We'll say 70. I'll give you 50. We'll see. Yes. All y'all. Y'all better get that extra care pass. I'm telling you. You will save a ton of money. Right. It is the. Damn.
00:52:25
Speaker
CVS is regularly, really everywhere. In all year, while you're in college, intern. Now you don't make any money interning and co-opting, but you gain some connections. You gain some connections. I went to vocational school and high school. I took television communication and production. I had a fucking ball. I had an absolute ball.
00:52:55
Speaker
start a teacher for the last for the last almost 20 years of making jewelry. Go for it. Are you doing a paparazzi jewelry? Raised in the hood near Rite Aid, right? Shit in Queens. We had to go to Jamaica to see a major department store. Everything else was around the corner.
00:53:16
Speaker
We had to walk over there friends to lose America. Go big get some candy and come back seven blocks shit, right? It is wrong. Any facts? Thank you, man. You remember go buy some of a go buy some might as well as you can show them all that shit Stop it. Stop it. Why? Stop just making shit up. It's just making shit up. You want to see the cartoons? I can show you the picture. No, I didn't. Nobody's ever heard of me. I want to hear about it now. YouTube got him and you won't get a strike.
00:53:47
Speaker
Nobody's ever, I don't know. Eugene's like, yeah, whatever. There's worse shit on here. And now you're not old enough to remember Saturday morning cartoons. All of you from the 90s, and you have been deprived of Saturday morning cartoons. That was an 80s fucking tradition. The new season, you went to bed on Friday night on purpose. You can get up Saturday morning, watch some cartoons. Man, I grew up, I mean, I was born in 81. So technically, I guess I grew up a little bit in the 80s, but in the 90s. But we had, you know what I mean?
00:54:17
Speaker
Yeah. Can you get him or do you need help? Keep your coming away from me. Oh, thanks. That's the code of the day as long as not the blue oyster. He ain't lying.
00:54:46
Speaker
But I mean, we had we had Saturday morning cartoons. What the hell are you talking about? In the 90s didn't have shit man. We didn't know we could get up and watch. We had you focus at saved by the bill. Y'all would have propped. Hey, man, same. Yeah, I was deprived. I got to look at Kelly Kapowski, Lisa turtle and and and the tall Jesse. Look when you had to look at you had to look at cartoon robots. I was deprived. I was.
00:55:13
Speaker
I was deprived. Yeah, I was deprived. You had to look at animated robots. I got to look at three hot chicks. Yeah, I was deprived. We had gargoyles and we had the Looney Tunes. I grew up watching Looney Tunes and gargoyles and GI Joe and Transformers. I grew up watching all that. That was a weekday afternoon. That was a Saturday morning.
00:55:42
Speaker
Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were. I remember them being on Saturday mornings. And I still, we got up every morning on Saturday, you got your bowl of fucking cereal. We had X-Men, which I will give you. We had X-Men? Yes. Y'all had Batman and Superman on a weekday afternoon, because we used to watch them in college. Y'all had Darkwing Duck, Duct Tails, and Tailspin, I give you all that. I ain't down with you fragile rockers, because I couldn't afford cable back then, you bastards.
00:56:13
Speaker
What? Yeah, Fraggle Rock with Nickelodeon. Schoolhouse Rock, yes sir, Smoke. Spaniel House. Thank you.
Nostalgia: 80s/90s TV Shows
00:56:22
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Chippa the Rock. Your favorite real schoolhouse, Schoolhouse Rock. I'm just a bill. I'm only a bill. I'm so new on Capitol Hill. What's going on? Tell me something about Whole House in school.
00:56:42
Speaker
He just lacked and walked out. Yeah, we had Saturday morning cartoons, and then we have the afternoon
00:57:03
Speaker
You get home from school and you had all your actual names and shit. And then we had TGIF. Woody would pick a Bugs Bunny time. And damn it, you had Hickel and Jekyll. You ain't watch a car smoothie, but you're some Hickel and Jekyll. Then on Fridays, man, we had TGIF, Family Matters and Full House and all that. Hey, when I was a little guy, I had a little bit of a crush on Carl's daughter on Family Matters. She was cute.
00:57:33
Speaker
She was cute. She was cute. So was DJ on Full House? Yes, she was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was cute. Yeah, she was cute. She was cute. Her oldest daughter, Cameron. Cameron. Justine Beaton was gorgeous. Candace Cameron, right? Was that her Candace? Candace Cameron was on Full House, yes.
00:57:59
Speaker
Yeah, because her brother was on- Her camera. Her camera was on, what was it, Family Ties? Yeah. Hey, yo Smoke, I'm a law now. Oh yeah. Yeah, we had, we had, uh, I always say that's funny because I was, uh, I don't know what made me think about that, but I was thinking about that today at work.
00:58:27
Speaker
What's that? I have random thoughts at work. Saturday mornings growing up being a kid, Saturday mornings were the best because you get up every Saturday morning, you get up early, you get your little ball of Captain Crunch. Yeah, you get your little ball of Captain Crunch or Fruity Pebbles or whatever the hell you need. It's sugar smacked, super golden crisp, total raising brand, Cheerios, honey nut Cheerios, regular cornflakes, frosted flakes. I mean, how many want me to go through?
00:58:55
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the fuck kind of child abuse.
00:59:01
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You know, you got to eat. You got to eat the sugar that kept the crunch. The sugar. Yeah. The tablespoons. Oh, scoop it. Motherfucker. Let's get regular. Let's get the frosting weeds. You know, you get all that sugar. Get the good stuff. Get your ball. Put a one in the
00:59:28
Speaker
Oh, I did that too, man. I used to add cereal to our sugar, my cereal, like a good one. But that was the thing, when we was kids, we'd get up, we'd eat our two bowls of cereal, sugar milk, and some cereal, watch cartoons, and then we was outside the rest of the day. It was like a soup. It was like a soup at that point.
01:00:01
Speaker
I got me a bowl of sugar soup here. Mom, leave me alone. But you went outside afterwards. You went outside and you were outside the whole damn day. And you just burned all that shit off. Go outside. Ain't no wonder we come in when the lights come on and just fucking crash into that sugar that I never crashed. I never crashed. I burned all that sugar. I come home, take a shower, eat dinner, watch TV. Oh, man.
01:00:24
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but I was thinking about that today. I don't know why I was thinking about that one. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One.
01:00:54
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who had the newest clothes where everybody was hanging out at. Oh, there was clothes. Good girl. You were going to holler at Jesus clothes. You want new clothes. The city was on a job. You could have your own **** I don't know what's wrong with this generation. Y'all don't want to do **** man. We live. I like I said I live down in the country. I I grew I grew up out in the country man. We was we didn't care about our you know, having the newest clothes. Yeah, there was girls around but
01:01:21
Speaker
it took a little bit longer for us to really start paying attention to them because they were just like, oh, and then that's all because those girls were cool. They did all the same shit we did. Yeah, they wrote four-wheelers with us. They played paintball with us and we wrote horseshoes. I need a girl with coaches in the head. I had enough. I had enough. Well, actually, that's not even true.
01:01:49
Speaker
them country girls would throw down in a heartbeat and some of them hit just as hard as men and kicked like horses. I friend of mine that she she grew up down the road up the road well and I used to help her break into horses and we would ride horses together. I legit heard her tell a dude one day on the phone I was earlier I was friends we were just we were always just friends but she was this guy called her
01:02:19
Speaker
Me and her dad were standing on the porch, just kind of bullshit and whatever. She's like, if you want to take me on a date, you got to beat me in a fight. Her dad and I both looked at each other and started laughing. We were like.
01:02:35
Speaker
I think I was like 15 or 16 at the time. We both started laughing. He was like, I don't know if I should blame myself or if I should blame you for that. And I was like, either way, it's good. At the end of the day. You got to out wrestle her. You got to out wrestle her. She's like, you think you're going to take me out? You're going to have to take me out in a fight first. I was like, damn. Her and I kind of grew up together.
01:03:00
Speaker
That was just funny here. I was just like, damn, you could have just told him, no, you didn't have to threaten a man's life. You didn't have to threaten a man's life. I mean, first of all, if you fight somebody's daughter, you're getting your ass wet. Even if she threw the challenge out there. Oh, yeah. Because the biggest thing is he'll let you fight a little bit, but the minute you start beating her ass, you're going to get fucked up. Mm-hmm. Oh, boy. That's... Hey, Amanda.
01:03:28
Speaker
This nigga bitch raised her. I didn't have nookalode and I couldn't afford it. And oh, when I moved to Virginia, we had regular TV and everybody had kib. I was hating it. All the Freggle Rock conversation. I'm sitting here like this. I never liked that show. We couldn't afford it. We couldn't afford cable either. We stole that shit. But I live with my mom. They cut it off. They cut it off. They caught me. Yeah. Before I moved in with my pops and I live with my mom,
01:03:57
Speaker
They got there and and steal the neighbor's cable. Fucking hook right up into it. I'm telling the neighbors didn't mind. There's a cable company. Yeah. Oh yeah. The neighbors sometimes they didn't mind. They didn't give a damn. Shit. We didn't even we couldn't even get cable when I lived out of Pop's house until I was I don't even think we got a satellite dish when I was in uh I think y'all were rich. Wow. We really weren't.
01:04:25
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We had Prime Star. Remember Prime Star? I never had Prime Star. I remember Alpha Star. That's some bootleg ghetto satellite. That was the Amway satellite. That was the Amway satellite. I tried Amway. We had Prime Star, but I don't think we got that until I was
01:04:52
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01:05:20
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Nice. Well, we are past it. We're going to take a real quick break. I'm going to do something a little bit different tonight. Still going to do Blacktop Mojo, but I'm going to do cover songs tonight. Michael J. Fox was family ties. Yes. That was a great damn show. Family ties. What was, uh, what was Kurt Cameron on? I thought he was on family ties. I didn't know he was on family. What was that damn show?
01:05:49
Speaker
Well, the dad was, uh, was, uh, what's his face? What's his face? His dad, the singer guy. Not Alan Rickman. Growing pains. Growing pains. Growing pains. Yeah. I don't know. One of them, conjunction, junction. I know one of them has one of them had quirky on it. And the other one had, uh, Leonardo DiCrapio.
01:06:22
Speaker
We're going to take a real quick break. That little black tap music for you guys. Hurry up before I start singing another song. They're doing push-ups in Peoria. They're jogging in LA. You didn't say that on song. You know what? All I got to do is hit the button. That's what you're going to do with your ass. Tony's gone. I'm going to go across after you. You know how I feel. I can pick any platform.
01:06:46
Speaker
Yeah. Hey, just if you're serious, I'll get the five minutes. You ate it too slow as your fault. Yeah. When the milks are changing colors, it will let film as nasty as fuck. I like my Captain Crunch. I don't like it soggy, but you know when the top layer just starts to get a little bit soft, but it's still got that good crunch in it. You know what I mean? Maybe a little bit. Yeah.
01:07:13
Speaker
but you also know the captain crunch **** destroys the roof of your mouth. Like take it up. It's like yeah, the inside of your mouth looks like it just went went three rounds with Mike Tyson after you get a bowl of captain cry. He's like this. Yeah. We're taking a real quick break. Got a little black top mood
Music Break & Show Recap
01:07:37
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for you guys. We're gonna do cover songs tonight just because
01:07:40
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I like these couple songs that I, that I had downloaded for later on. So plus it's, it's all Blacktop Mojo at the end of the day. So it doesn't really matter. So check out our guys, Blacktop Mojo and all social media and wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Also while you're on their social media, check out their tour schedule. They are currently on tour and they might be coming to a town near you. So if you like what you hear on the show and if you check them out for yourself and you like them, you might be able to catch a show. Chickets are not that expensive.
01:08:10
Speaker
I will be going here in just a few weeks to see them drinking up the water hose. Yes, sir. I will be going to see them here in just a few weeks and I can't wait. It's gonna be that's gonna be a busy week for me. Blacktop Mojo and then a couple days later, Cleveland, Carolina and Charlotte. Hey, this is
01:08:36
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Bocked out Mojo with Small Town Titans. Another really good band to check out. Check out Small Town Titans. They're awesome. And their cover of Hunger Strike.
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I don't mind stealing bread from the miles a decade ends But I can't feed on the powerless when my cup's already overfed
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But it's on the table, the fire is cookin' And the firemen, baby, as the flames are all workin' Blood is on the table, the miles are all chokin' And I'm goin' hungry And I don't mind stayin' there
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Blood is on the table, the fire is cooking And the fawning babies, the slaves are all working Blood is on the table, the mouth is full
01:12:58
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Oh, yeah black top mojo for your ear holes fuckers What Okay
01:13:14
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It's a great song. It's uh it's a cover song. Uh I love the song but I you know, again, much like everything. I'm kind of uh maybe a man. I like that **** It might be a little biased but I like that that little version a little bit better than the original but uh we are back. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense. I'm click. We got Tony D in the house. As always, we're doing what we do.
01:13:44
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that real talk. Yeah, motherfuckers. Fuck your feelings. If you don't like it, keep on scrolling. Fuck your criticisms. Fuck your couch. After y'all can't even have a conversation, fuck your criticisms. Fuck your couch. Shut up my face. I don't want the five fingers to say to the face. Oh, blood.
01:14:14
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01:14:32
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01:15:01
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That's the name of the game. So just share. It's not that hard, I promise. Most social media and most streaming outlets, there's a little button that all you got to do is just push it. And then you push another button. It's one, two step, like Sierra. Just don't push the wrong button. We fight. Yeah, push the wrong button. Tony hasn't had his shots and he's going to bite you. And he don't like his food rare. He wants that shit.
01:15:31
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Yeah. Stanky. Stanky ass. Well done. Crunchy. Get your shit crunchy ladies. Take a shower. There should not be croutons down there. But you can email us. Anything you'd like.
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01:16:33
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Tony, I had the bone to pick with you and I totally forgot it. It means it wasn't worth a shit. It really wasn't much of a bone. It was just a, it was more like a topic of conversation, but it sounds cooler when I'm like, I got a bone to pick with you motherfucker. Got drama up and has. Tony, I know you don't ever listen to any of our TV show recommendations, but if you didn't ever listen to, if you ever listened to one of them,
01:17:01
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I strongly recommend and it's on Hulu. It's on Prime and it's on HBO. Check out Banshee. I just started watching it. It is a crazy show. Banshee? Yeah, Banshee. There's Russians. There's Amish. There's bad guys and good guys and bikers and it's like basically the plot line is
01:17:32
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This guy gets out of jail after 15 years, go to this little tiny ass town and pretends to be the, like they hire a sheriff from Oregon. This town's in PA and nobody's ever met the sheriff or seen him or anything. Something happens, blah, blah, blah. This guy then in turn pretends to be the sheriff. It's actually, I'm
01:17:55
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I've been burning through, there's three seasons. It's
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01:17:59
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actually really good, man. I'm liking it. Plus the main character, and it's wild to me because I started watching it and I was like, why does this motherfucker look so goddamn familiar? The main character in Banshee, which this is a new show, is also the guy who plays Homelander in The Boys. So he's basically doing two TV shows, two characters at the same time.
01:18:21
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Polar opposite, mind you. But he's a badass in this banshee show. I'm going to dead girl. Dead girl. Dead girl? Yeah, when you look at the picture, the little picture has a dead girl in the lake or a creek or some shit, or a stream. What? I said. She saw a chocolate farm. And a chocolate stream. What a chocolate cow.
01:18:46
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Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, there's... Mind you, Tony, if you do start watching it, it is not a show to watch around Jason. Good, that's what you do now. There's a lot of... I don't know how you feel about like watching... Yeah, I don't know how you feel about him watching violent stuff or whatever, but there's a lot of nudity. The nudity I gotta watch for. A lot of nudity. Jeff will be on board, trust me. That's probably what you're watching in the bathroom.
01:19:18
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You know, he is he's probably in there right now half dead. No, I told you I told you there's something dead in that bathroom and about 48 hours. It's gonna be Jeff Because he will not leave that bathroom That's a damn shame fresh air man fresh air sunlight vitamin D and not dick like you're used to Jeffrey I know you're listening to this vitamin D the Sun The orange fireball in the sky. It's good for you. It's healthy for you
01:19:48
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Fresh air. I don't know. Maybe the air, much like the water, you can't breathe. I don't know. You can't drink the water in Mexico. You might not be able to breathe the air in Mexico. I don't know. I don't know, Tony. Maybe the 14 quarter pounders that he eats a day. No, that didn't make him sick. That would have made him regular. There is nothing regular about what quarter pounders do to your body.
01:20:18
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Trust me. You're supposed to do one quarter pounder a day, I agree. Who said that? Me, damn it, I'm on McDonald's head. I grew up on McDonald's. I grew up on McDonald's too. One quarter pounder a day. My kids love McDonald's. I just
01:20:45
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It's weird. It's not that I don't like McDonald's, but I don't like McDonald's anymore. It didn't take to say this is true. No, I think it still tastes the same. I just think that I'm also trying not to eat like complete dog shit anymore. And you have places that
01:21:10
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I don't eat a lot of fast food in general as it is. I can go to sheets, a gas station, and their food is fresher than what's at McDonald's. And it's good. I don't know if they threw a fresh milk a bit of how they used to make it. Their chicken nuggets are still a pink sludge. I don't eat chicken nuggets. I bet. I'll check the burgers.
01:21:41
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Chick-fil-A's for us. I will fight Chick-fil-A. Put them on the list, Tony. I refuse. Put them on the list, Tony. They're anti-gay. Oh, that's why you like going there. Chick-fil-A's awesome. They're anti-gay. I don't care about that. Yeah, they're homophobic. Those ants are working on Sundays. Nobody has a problem with that shit. Shit, I do. Get your ass to work. I want my chicken. I want my salty ass chicken sandwich with them.
01:22:10
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one pickle chip. You had a soggy ass bun, one pickle chip, a little of honey mustard. Fuck out of here, Chick-fil-A. The only thing you do right is your goddamn waffle fries. And that's just dumping them out of a bag into a... No, you gotta be salty. Don't give me my fries with salt no more. I like, uh... You know who does salt on their fries perfect? McDonald's. No. Wendy's.
01:22:41
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Yes, sir. Wendy's is always a sea salt. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's sea salt. I love that sea salt. I like that sea salt. And I like the sea salt. Yes, I like it. Well, several years back. Just years back. Ah, no surprise, Tony. I have high blood pressure. Never guessed. Might be because I get a little animated at times. I just went out for the water.
01:23:11
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Well, they told me they're like, you got to do this, you got to do that, you got to do that. I said, how about I just cut salt out of my life? And the doctor's like, well, you don't have to cut salt out of your life. Have you ever heard of sea salt or the pink Himalayan? Yeah, the pink Himalayan. And that's my favorite. That is my favorite. I have some in my kitchen right now. Yeah, that's some good salt. I'll take your word for it. Dude, you've never tried it? Pink Himalayan, no.
01:23:40
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Yeah. Get it. Get you. Get you some and try it. It'll change your life. The sea sulfur. The sea salt got me though. Yeah, that sea salt. They see so much. I'm like, oh my god. I had a frost. When Wendy switched to sea salt because I was already, I was already ahead of the game because of the high blood pressure and the only thing I changed was was my salt intake because I used to eat salt like like like it was like I was a **** like a crackhead smokes crack.
01:24:10
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I would use salt like that. But I got on that sea salt, and then I got that pink Himalayan salt. But that sea salt, the pink Himalayan salt is better than the sea salt. But I like them both. I like them both. Wendy's all over the world. Every time they change the salt, we're supposed to change it. I went back and got some accent. The old school shit. That might actually be crack.
01:24:39
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It might really be crap. Kind of like how Coca Cola used to actually use cocaine in their drink when they made there. That's why we all know Pepsi. I'm a Pepsi guy all day every day. Always have been always will be but.
01:24:56
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But, uh, no, man, I, I like that. I like both the sea salt and the Himalayan, but Wendy's always, I don't know how they did it, but it's like a fucking science when they, when they salt their fries, it is never, uh, too much and never not enough. It's always perfect. Yeah. Every time I go to when they salt the new fries, I get mad. Well, that's because you ordered it that way. No, I didn't.
01:25:21
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They heard it in your voice. You didn't need salt. He's old. He's getting up there in age. You know, when you scrape your fries at the bottom with a sauce on it, put the salt. That's too much. You're like my damn kids. We make fries here at the house. They're sitting out there with the salt shaker. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, do you want some fries with your salt? That's not that much. I'm like,
01:25:50
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Don't touch my sea salt or my Himalayan salt. You can use your fucking real salt or whatever the hell you want to call it. My accent and Mrs. Dash. My shit's going to taste good. Mrs. Dash. Mrs. Dash. Like seasoning salt? Like seasoning, not necessarily salt, just seasoning. Yeah, seasoning. Man, I got to put you on to something, Tony. Mine is pepper seasoning.
01:26:19
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I remember that line. It's actually good. I have something. I put a lime pepper on one side, lemon pepper on the other. There's a seasoning. It is a steak seasoning. Uh, and I put it on everything. Pork chops, chicken, hamburgers. Yeah, it's like a, it's, it's, um, I can't remember the brand. Walmart and Kroger's both carry it, but it is.
01:26:49
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amazing. It's so good and I put that **** on thing like like that hot sauce commercial. Oh, granny. Oh, granny says I put that **** on everything. That's how I am with with this season and salt. I put it on everything. Everything. Everything. Tony D. I forgot about that. I'm flipping channels. You're what? Rest in peace to Wilford Brimley. That motherfucker was a beast.
01:27:17
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Didn't he die like 20 years ago? It's been probably 10. Die, Buddhist. I'm Wilford Brimley. I'm watching him on Hard Target with Van Damme. He did a great job on this. Hard Target? With Van Damme. Yeah, he did a good job on this. I love that movie. With his soup with his goofy-ass Cajun accent. That's an accent. We was talking about accents. Well, when were we talking about that? Not so long ago, Aaron.
01:27:47
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Yeah. But that is one of those accents that I really like. A good, legit Cajun accent. I'm scared of those women. I didn't say women or anything like that. It's the accent, just in general, that I really like. Like, you watch True Blood, right? I watched it before I got married. Yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, girl's boyfriend, the red-headed chick in the bar, the waitress, her boyfriend. Yeah.
01:28:18
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I liked, I liked his, I liked his, his accent. Um, he had that Cajun accent. I liked that. I liked, you know, some accents you just like to listen to, you know, like, like I liked the Italian New York accent, like an accent get me. Yeah. Like when the Jamaican women started talking, I was letting me walk away. Yeah. You want, I'm just talking about the accident in general, man.
01:28:45
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But at the same time, I can't stand it. I can't stand the New York woman accent. Sorry. I love it. It's just like, well, some of them, but like that, like Fred Drescher or whatever that's real noxious. Fred Drescher's got that old Jewish New Yorker. Yes. That's different. That's different. And she got that laugh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That should drug you nuts. Boston.
01:29:17
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And the South, I have a question. I have an issue. How do I know people from Ohio, from Southern Ohio, even me from time to time? Why do we have better Southern accents than you? Me? Not you, Tony. I'm speaking to Southerners. You're not a Southerner, you're from New York. I'm just saying. And those of you who have quote unquote,
01:29:47
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southern accents or country accents you're faking it some of them are and it's funny as hell some of them are not um you're going to hear different types of southern accents too oh yeah yeah yeah absolutely i'm a sucker for a southern accent
01:30:09
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I'm real female southern accent. That shit will get most men and women of Northland love men with southern accent. I got a homeboy, he moved to DC. He said the woman was loving how he was talking. The girlfriend was cool. I like Don Reba. I like Reba's accent. Who? Reba McIntyre. I think Dolly Parton was a southern accent. I like Dolly Parton's accent too. Dolly Parton's actually dope. Damn, I don't know why. My nose is starting to roll. You know, I've never, I, okay.
01:30:40
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It is what it is. I've never really found her that attractive. Who's the other partner? Yeah. I think she's an amazing singer. Everybody was a little bit of a risk. They're fake. They've been faking a long time. We don't care. I didn't think it worked. Honestly, I honestly never really cared. At first, I didn't know. Because they are fake. But no, I think she's an amazing singer.
01:31:09
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I love listening to her talk. And I love listening to her sing. I love Dolly Parton's music. I've never found her attractive. Nothing wrong with her. Nothing wrong with her. I've just never found her attractive. I must have built differently too. I'm not like every dude out there on the planet with her movies. The Tom Grunk. Hello, my name's Grunk and I like your babies.
01:31:41
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fuck you, bro. What are you gonna do? I'm just gonna start poking the bear with celebrities until eventually one of them one of them hears it comes on the show and they're in the chatters box like fucks up now. Nah, bitch. You ain't be laying in the chatters box talking shit. Hit me up with that email. Bring that ass. Bring that ass on the show. I'm gonna tell everybody. I'm gonna tell everybody. I'm gonna screenshot. I'm gonna tell everybody you
01:32:19
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I'm just saying be a man, Tony. I'm a man. If I got a problem with a motherfucker, I'll say it to him. Watch your boys back. Watch your boys back. Watch your boys back. Which boy? Me. Stop talking shit.
01:32:34
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I'm talking shit for the show because eventually we're gonna talk shit to you. Don't talk against professional football players too much is taller than the both of us. So what if it gets you on the show, it's a win. It's a win. We had a fake five years. If I gotta get punched in the mouth by Gronk to get him on the show, I'll take that. Okay. I'll be ready. What do you think should have happened if we get what do you think's gonna happen if we get Gronk on the show? Ratings.
01:33:03
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views, listens, ratings. Subscriptions. I don't think, I don't think Gronk's gonna punch me in the mouth. I actually think Gronk's a big old teddy bear and he's a big old goofball. He'd probably come in here and talk shit right back to me and not even be up mad. Yeah, he'd call me up mad. And Tom Brady, he's so, he's so handsome. Bad. I think he said this was making my out.
01:33:29
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You're allergic to clicks bullshit? Is that a new allergy? Tell me it's like I just came over to the doctor's. Turns out I'm allergic to clicks bullshit. I'm just saying. I will read today a very good one. Yeah, but if clicks bullshit gets us awesome guests, then so be it. Bullshit turn your ass off. Hashtag sponsorship. We need anybody who listens to this podcast to start tagging athletes and celebrities.
01:34:00
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truckers. I'm still waiting when you just when you when you share the show tag athletes and celebrities and then if you'd also like to hear me talk **** about an athlete or celebrity, go ahead and get us up and let us know and I will. Did get. Oh **** That's what I wanted to talk about and I want to do that in the first hour but you came in like like you're ready to fight. You weren't even ready to fight because I'm ready to I know save it for your
01:34:29
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whatever. Whatever though. Tony and Brian pigskin pigskin roundup or whatever the hell you guys are going to call you. Your show. It's your show and you do everything. It's on my stream. You're mutilating. I'm X. I'm you. That **** I'm you. I am God.
01:35:00
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I was talking to Ms. Jordan Wilkerson's mom, Ms. Mel, and just checking up and seeing how Jordan was doing and everything like that and let her know that when Jordan was feeling up to it and everything, we would love to have them both come on the show and let Jordan tell her story and everything like that. And she reached back out to me. She said, Jordan goes through her last round of chemo next week.
01:35:32
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Um, and, uh, you know, once she was, you know, after that was said and done and, and whatnot, uh, that, that they would come on the show if it wasn't too late, which I responded to her and said, we are on your schedule. The door's open when Jordan is feeling up to it and Jordan feels better. Strong enough to win. Nope, exactly. So we are on your schedule. You let me know and I will make it happen. You guys come on the show whenever you want. Uh, so.
01:36:01
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here in the near future and I don't mind saying this now and I don't mind putting it out there because Jordan is somebody that we have talked about a lot the last couple months. And we have supported and everything like that. Me for GoFundMe is still up. I'm ready. You're just one or on because you're an Air Force guy too.
01:36:30
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No, that will be an honor. If they're ready to come on the show, that door's open. That's what we talk about. They don't take five minutes to where they can't come on the damn show. Yeah, no. And I told him, I said, you guys can come on as long as you'd like. You can stay as long as you like. You can talk all the shit you want. I know you talk shit. Come on up. We'll just spit it out. I'm going to just let it rip. Yeah.
01:36:58
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I said, don't worry about time frame. We are on your schedule. So you just let me know when and we will make it happen. So I'm looking forward to having them come on and letting Jordan share her story. Because as we all know, the little bit that I've touched on, the little bit that I know about it, it's not just a cancer thing. She got hurt when she was still in the Air Force, which made her. Unfortunately, she had to leave earlier than she planned. And then she was going to college to do
01:37:27
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you know, pursue her career and a little, you know, cough, sore throat, whatever it was turned out to be so much more. And, and I think that's something that, you know, people need to hear, people need to, you know, people need to understand what the veterans can go through. I can tell my story all day, but listen to it for more than just one person. We didn't all go to the same location, we didn't all go through the same thing. And, and, and from my, and from my understanding, um, the VA has been absolutely amazing. Good.
01:37:58
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for her. They have they she has nothing. She's had really good experience and a little side note. She's a Tampa Bay native. So, Gronk Brady **** coming for you. I'm sneaking in. I'm getting into Tampa. I'm getting your your hopes. Jordan, let him know.
01:38:19
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And Tampa Bay Lightning, don't think you're flying under the radar. The Rays, nobody cares about you. People on Tampa don't even care about you. People on Tampa don't even care about you. The Rays have a big following in the local area, honestly. I will tell people. As Tony would say, I'm on that ass, Tampa Bay Lightning. As a blue jacket, I'm on that ass. Lucky I can't pronounce any of your fucking crazy ass Russian names.
01:38:49
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Oh, shit. Hockey players.
01:38:52
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But you guys will fight me. So I'll keep my shit talking to a bare minimum. It's growing as far as being the state of the sports teams. They blow. They're doing good. Oh, yeah. No disrespect on the Rays. The Rays are doing their damn thing. And hey, I want to visit Tampa. I want to go down there one holiday week. It's Tampa's awesome. I want to go back. No disrespect on the Rays because Rays, you got my respect just because y'all own
01:39:22
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The Yankees. Y'all own that ass. Dude, the Tampa Bay Rays own the New York Yankees. When? The last like five, six years. No shit. They own the Yankees. I didn't know. The Yankees are their bitch. But the Nationals knew it was one of the damn Mets. I can't stand them. Hey, the Reds beat the Mets. Ain't nobody asking you for that.
01:39:54
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I'm just saying the Browns and the Browns and Jets play each other this year Yeah, I'll probably win that game. Well, you have a quarterback that game Would you stop what you go be percent he's good would you stop You know what Newton we
01:40:19
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We now here at Nonsense of a Nonsense, we do mandatory drug tests. And Tony, it's purely random, but your name was pulled. So we need you to take a drug test. I got something else for you to pull, too. You all right? You know what? I'm going to tell you like a friend of mine.
01:40:41
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R.I.P pops. Old Skip used to tell us, young cats, friend of mine, we grew up together, his pops. Skip, I love that man. God, we had, and we'd start talking shit and everything like that. He said, put it in my hand. Come on, big boy, put it in my hand. Let's see what happens. Cause we'd be talking shit. We were teen, you know, not teenagers, but 18, 19, 20, 21 year old kids drinking and everything, acting stupid, talking about how big our dicks are and everything else. We're being dumb.
01:41:08
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And he was like, put it in my hand, big boy. And he said, because I promise you, the moment up in my hand, I'm grabbing it and I'm running. And we're going to see how big you really are. Are we talking about how tough we are or anything else? All right, tough guy, put your dick in my hand. Let's see how tough you are. Yeah, week two.
01:41:39
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Week two, the first week, the just to say, well, so the schedule a minute ago. Jets are coming to Cleveland week two. I'll be right back. Okay. Y'all got to excuse me. I don't know why my nose is running so much. Yes, I'm flipping channels on TV. Yes, they have a current events.
01:42:09
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Um, don't get a day from the breakfast club goes to the Republicans trying to shoot down that damn burn pit act. I don't know what the hell's wrong with y'all. Give us our shit.
01:42:25
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Y'all know what the hell we was in when we went over there. Y'all know what the hell we was going through. I understand the lay as a veteran. Y'all need to fix this shit. And Jon Stewart got in y'all ass. Jon Stewart got in y'all's ass. I didn't see that, but yeah, he did. I was still with hip shit on them boys. I said, golly. Yeah. Real quick on the football thing, I was going to say before I had to run away. Week two, I'm starting an entire Browns roster on Fantasy Football Week.
01:43:03
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Didn't y'all's quarterback just like destroy a disabled kid in a wheelchair the other day at practice? I think I did see that story. I mean, they're supposed to have. But that coaching and that management down there is ridiculous. Where at? The Dolphins in Miami. That was just some junk shit. They lost. First round draft pick. They still got good plays. Who was still down there? Davante is still down there.
01:43:32
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Kevin still wants to come play in Cleveland. That'll be good for y'all. I mean, he's a threat. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not against it. I'm not against it but I'm not. Which is what the hell he's been missing his whole career getting the **** ball like he's supposed to. Yeah, I'm not against it but I'm not really like. I understand. I think you'll help. If y'all get him in Fuller, that's going to be sick.
01:43:58
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I want Fuller so bad. Fuller was fucking up in Houston. He got in trouble. Yeah. But I think, I think, and this is where, like, where I'm at with Stills, if he's healthy. Yes. And he's on the field. He does present a threat. Yes. He's a threat. He's a serious threat. And you got, you already got Amari Cooper. You got DPJ. Amari went to Cleveland. Amari Cooper? Yeah.
01:44:27
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Yeah, we got them early in the offseason. We got a Marty Cooper, we have Donovan Peoples Jones, which has been there and he's been killing it for us. I would love to get stills in Fuller, and I think they can get both of them on the cheap. You can definitely get stills on the low low. When the show comes back, y'all will be undefeated. Y'all should be. Plus with Chubb and Hunt in the backfield. Exactly, you're loaded again.
01:44:57
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And we still have Hooper and Bryant. No, no, no, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. I think they- And Joko, and Joko's still there. I think they got rid of, did they get rid of Hooper? They got rid of one of them. And then Joko, they just re-signed in Joko and gave him a little bit more money. And we got in Joko. I think they kept in Joko and Hooper.
01:45:23
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They didn't joke with dirty because he got hurt sort of like how on tie life with the big really respectful as played out really and that's and that's what when they picked up Hooper and joke you got a little but heard about it. They didn't do them dirty because they like to run Offenses with multiple tight ends on the field a lot they do so You know
01:45:47
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And then Joe Koo is even though he's a tight end, he can run routes like a fucking wide receiver. And that's my point, but they hurt him on purpose. He got targeted to let Talia targeted. That's like, that's like DK Metcalf being as fast as DK is. Bro, you too big for that. You should not be that fast. Or Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett, stop it. You're too big. You are too big to be that damn fast. You are running down running backs, Miles Garrett.
01:46:18
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what are you doing? I mean, I ain't mad at you. I ain't mad at you. They said last year they made him take a steroid test. The NFL made him take a steroid test because he went sleeveless one game and they seen his arms and they're like and he put a thing on Twitter. He's like the one time the one time I go sleeveless in a game and these **** randomly pulled me for a steroid drug test. I'm like and I passed one that I think you know, like
01:46:46
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I see you over there Miles. Miles is on my wall. He's on the wall of fame up here. Miles hit the hell out of the old boy that still is me. Listen, the minute he hit with him, I said I know what he said. I know what he said already. I know exactly what he said too because that is a that is a peaceful man. That is a happy man. Miles Garrett.
01:47:07
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You really fucked up that million dollars. You know how mad you're gonna be. You know what you said. Yeah, I know exactly what your goofy ass said because that is a mild man and man and he ain't, you ain't never seen Miles Garrett without, without a smile on his face, happy as can be. And he tried to kill you. He tried to murder you. Damn. He tried to murder you that gay. Down in Houston. What's the one receiving the Andre Johnson? What you call it?
01:47:37
Speaker
The dude retains. God, what was his name? Nobody liked that motherfucker. What was his name? I'm thinking, was it Josh? I don't remember Josh Norman ever being with the Tigers. Nobody likes that for fucking, or not Josh Norman. Who was it? Josh Norman got cocky. Nobody liked that motherfucker. That boy was always talking shit to somebody. Because he was running this game. He was great down there in Carolina. Yeah, but he was talking this shit
01:48:07
Speaker
everywhere he was at. All the by-part about it is he was writing checks his ass couldn't, couldn't, couldn't cash. After he got a lot of he couldn't cash his checks. Yeah. He got me out on the field. It's one thing, but you keep fucking getting in people's ears to the point where they're going to knock your ass out. You can't, you can't back that up. I know that name. They did not like that dude. Carmartie. There's that watermelon in there.
01:48:36
Speaker
I got it for you since the girls right here. Yeah, you can have somebody. Oh, I can see that. It's right in the tip of my tongue too. Cash Rona over here. Yeah. Cash Rona, man. Fuck you Kevin Hawley. Thanks real quick. What's your fucking name? Because I can.
01:49:01
Speaker
You stupid son of a bitch. Literally just started your show. You're already in a break. Cortland Finnegan. That's who it was. Who? Cortland Finnegan. Oh, I forgot about that. Cortland Finnegan, yes. Cortland says something. Boy, he had that motherfucker song. And even Warren South said that's a dirty motherfucker. He said Cortland Finnegan's a dirty player.
01:49:30
Speaker
I'm about to get in trouble again on Facebook. It's on you. I'm not trying to move platforms. I have seen the light. Literally just started his fucking podcast and he's already on break. Who? My buddy Kevin down in Tampa, Kevin Hawley. The Kevin Hawley show, ladies and gentlemen, don't watch it. It's a three hour show with two hours and 55 minutes of
01:49:57
Speaker
break and five minutes of conspiracy political COVID talk out and he also is still pitching about Rambé, which happened 10 years ago. Oh, Rambé? Oh, Rambé. He still fussing about that? Yeah, he still fussing about that. I love you, Kevin, by the way. Tiny little person. Kevin Holly, he's a tiny little person. Oh. I know what they mean. I curled him. I curled him.
01:50:27
Speaker
You crowed Jeff, that don't count. I crowed Kevin Hawley when I went down to Tampa. And we all met for the first time. Like I met all these people in Tampa for the first time and they like all knew I was big, but they didn't realize how big I really was until they met me in person. Like we were never in, I think we were at Kevin's house for two nights. First night that we were there, it was like three o'clock in the morning and we got the grill out and Kevin was cooking steaks and brats and all kinds of shit.
01:50:56
Speaker
We were playing darts. We were all drunk as hell. Kevin started talking. I drink so much when I went to Tampa. I ain't about that life anymore. I ain't even gonna lie. I am not about that life. I was not about that life. I was, I was, I was not about that life when I went down there, but God damn it. If I didn't drink like I was, but we were horsing around and Kevin was talking shit and I grabbed him. Sorry buddy. I grabbed him by his like, by his, uh,
01:51:25
Speaker
by his, uh, like I guess by steps, I grabbed him and squeeze you just started curling. He was like, you'll put me down. You big son of a bitch. When you broke the chair, when I broke the what? The chairs, the chairs. Yeah. Oh, are we on from Kevin's house? Yeah. Yeah. What do you got me a beer? Got it. Got some, some water Malone at the store today.
01:51:54
Speaker
Korber always has the best watermelon. Who does? Korber? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know what they are, but they always have like the juiciest, sweetest watermelon. Well, the girls are gone tonight. Well, Austin might be back tonight. Her and one of her friends, I have no idea. Right. They went to the Ohio State Fair.
01:52:21
Speaker
And then my other one, Buggy, she asked if she could spend the night with one of her friends. I was like, I don't care. Thanks, Buggy. Be careful, because I shook the little thing. Why would you? No, because I have to, like, dank it out. OK. I can't be mad at his honesty. I seem to grab me a beer. He was like, don't open that right away. I shook it. Hey, at least you did that for me.
01:52:51
Speaker
He's the one that left at me. Cash is my dude, man. That's my little homie. So it was a buggy. She stayed at one of our friend's house. Austin was going to the Ohio State Fair with one of her friends and her friend's older brother and one of his friends. And originally, she was like, I think I'm just going to stay the night. And I'm like, all right, that's cool. I mean, I don't care.
01:53:19
Speaker
the fair doesn't close until 11. So I was like, Oh, you know, I figured you wouldn't be until late. So, and she called me when we was at Kroger's because since, since they went there, cash and I just got shit for dinner. We got like, uh, chicken strips and French fries and whatnot. Yeah. You know, a little fun, quick meal. Um, it would have been a lot cheaper to go to McDonald's to be honest with you, but still, this is, oh, I trust me. I already knew I trust
01:53:48
Speaker
That's why I don't grocery shopping. Tony, this takes us back to the first hour when we was talking about wages and living within your means. I shop at Aldi's. Because I know I go to Kroger's. I'm not doing it. Actually, Aldi's is right across the street from Kroger's for me. I have two Aldi's. I have two Aldi's. I got a Kroger. I got a soup. Random Rick, what's going on? Random Rick, what's happening? Man, I got to get the fair fries when I go to the fair.
01:54:17
Speaker
Now, I got two Waldys and two Walmarts, and I'm right in the middle of both of them. I got two Waldys, two Walmarts, and two Krogers, and I'm right in the middle of both of them. And all three of them, Walmart, Kroger, and Aldi, over here on this side of town, is basically all in the same parking lot. Essentially, they're all connected. On the other side of town, five minutes away from me, 10 minutes away from me, if that ever in, quote unquote, key,
01:54:48
Speaker
Um, Aldi and, and, and, or Aldi and Walmart are in the same Plaza. And then across the street is Croche. So I'm good. That's why when everybody's freaking out about code and the pandemic, and I'm like, I have so many grocery stores. That's not even counting all the dollar generals and dollar stores and Target and everything else I have here. I'm like, I don't think I'm in any fear of.
01:55:12
Speaker
all the grocery stores running out of food all at the same time. Well, yes, you are right now. And I can always get toilet paper. I never had an issue getting toilet paper. Not that I need to worry about it because some elephant decided to bring me one time like 975 rolls of toilet paper. And I'm like, I live on my own. That means you ain't got a bottle for the next three years. Well, other than the fact that I swear that the girls eat toilet paper when they're here.
01:55:44
Speaker
I don't understand how they go through so much toilet paper. Go to your next solo. I don't know how they do it, man. When the girls are here, I go through four rolls of toilet paper, five rolls of toilet paper in a week. When they're not here, I, well, I mean, I understand girls got to wipe every time they go and blah, blah, blah. But when I'm home by myself, I can have the same roll of toilet paper for three months.
01:56:15
Speaker
Promise you, I just finished using that damn toilet paper towel this past June. Right? And you got boys. So yeah, you don't know my struggle, man. What's going on, random Rick? Jason do.
Food & Shopping Experiences
01:56:32
Speaker
Jason ain't toilet paper. Jason ain't like me? No, but he's like me. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, but I eat shit. And then on top of it, you know, like,
01:56:41
Speaker
I, when I'm working out and I'm trying to get into a routine and I'm staying steady and all that, this, that, and the other thing, um, I, uh, I eat a lot of like, like protein bars and beef jerky and peanut or like peanuts and cashews. But you don't, you don't overeat. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. But that, I get my protein and stuff, but you know, like peanuts and cashews, I don't know for you, but for me, man, they just,
01:57:08
Speaker
right through my, right through my system. Yes. It's supposed to. Multiple times. Yeah. Sure. It makes it go right through. Yeah. And like protein shakes and stuff like that. So, I'll buy the protein, man. Strawberry, banana, peanut butter, banana, uh, watermelon, kiwi. Give me a fucking kiosk. I'll make, I'll have a smoothie kiosk, man, right outside of me.
01:57:38
Speaker
I'll fucking put a smoothie kiosk right inside of Planet Fitness. Somebody fuck around and let me. Hell no. Hell yeah. God damn call me. Click the smoothie king. I found a chip in my hood of those Italian nayses in Lake New York. Oh my God.
01:57:59
Speaker
I told him, he gave me a business card. I said, listen, let me tell you something. Next time I throw a function, I'm calling. I said, just bring me a rainbow. I don't want no rainbow. I just want rainbow. And he made one, because he didn't have enough, but he made a decent rainbow. So that's my money. Do you clip any YouTube shorts for your show? I started doing that for the show that I'm playing. I got two shows I'm playing in, actually. And I started doing a YouTube clip.
Digital Content & Social Media Engagement
01:58:22
Speaker
I did a premium for a little trial period. I'm probably going to pay for it, because premium is good.
01:58:28
Speaker
I've actually done it a couple of times randomly. If these two jokers, they very rarely give me any worthwhile statements to clip. Until I do my own shit. Fuck yeah. This is the problem. This is the problem that I have. I have two co-hosts that are so focused on doing their own shit. They don't care about this podcast. If I was so focused, I wouldn't be here.
01:58:58
Speaker
here so you can be on another platform so you can tell other people about your other platforms. I can do so much. If you were as good as me, you wouldn't need all the better than you. I do more than you. Because you have to. No, because I wanted to. You haven't beat the broadcast. I've done on half yet. What broadcast? I did plenty. What broadcast haven't I beat? People miss me.
01:59:27
Speaker
I was on Periscope and had 175,000 people on a broadcast one time. Because he was up there longer. He was up on Haps longer. Oh, that's for a year and a half. Yeah. It was a Haps longer. Yeah, it was. It was a year and a half. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It wasn't 175,000. It was like 25,000, but still, it blew my fucking mind. Views or? No. In the live show. I've never had it. No.
01:59:55
Speaker
I'm working on it for TikTok. Oh, would TikTok even hit me? No. Periscope, I was in the thousands a lot and I killed me because it was so hard to keep track of the comments. Did you really? Oh yeah, I used to. I mean, it wasn't thousands, but I averaged five, six, 700 viewers a show every Saturday night. What happened? Where did everybody hit? Nobody went on any forms of social media. When Periscope died, they faded out.
02:00:26
Speaker
Deron, TikTok, and Heckle, and Clubhouse. Well, there's also a lot of people that I didn't fuck with just because they did dumb shit that I wasn't into. Yeah. So half of them followed. You really don't want to be following you no more, correct? Yeah, exactly. TikTok. Yeah, on TikTok, when I used to go live on my main page, and even now, I can go live on there and still get a bunch of viewers and stuff like that. But my main page, dude, it used to be insane on Saturday nights when I first got on TikTok.
02:00:57
Speaker
She can get back on it. It's not worth it. Are you serious? I mean, I am. I've been posting videos on our TikTok page. TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. You should get all your numbers back. Well, again, like I told you, and I don't want to get into this or go down that road. I'm just going to be 100% honest with you. I'm blatant with you.
02:01:22
Speaker
what I learned on TikTok and I kind of learned the same thing from Periscope is all the viewers and all the followers that I had on Periscope. But no, no, no, no. There was a lot of real people on there, but they didn't follow when I left the platform. Yes. On TikTok, the problem with TikTok is people used me and this is where my account struggled because if I would have not done, if I would have not looked out for other people like I did and helped other people like I did,
02:01:51
Speaker
and focused on myself, I would have a lot more than 11,000 followers on TikTok. But I put everybody else ahead of me. And when I got banned, all those people that I put ahead of me, and one of them people used to be on this fucking show. Bailed. Just bailed. They were nonexistent. I'm trying to create a new account. That's where Glick 2.0 on Glick Talk 2.0 on TikTok came from because I got banned. And I was like, well, I'll just create a second account. You know, all these guys will come and follow me. I'll get my numbers back up and I'll be live before I know it.
02:02:20
Speaker
It wasn't until I started this fucking podcast that I went over, I went over 1k on my second, uh, tick-tock page. There you go. That's the answer. If your numbers are going to look in, nobody tell you shit. So hence, you know why I, you know, I stepped away from tick-tock and I'm coming back like, and I only really post on our page. I'm trying to make stuff. I'm trying to make content on our page, but.
02:02:48
Speaker
You know, I can't screen share on TikTok yet. That's what I wanted to. You're going to have to do a lot before you can screen share on there. OK, let me show you the background, and then come up with shit like the OBS shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why can't the first live I did, I did on my laptop, I can't do it no more. I don't know why. Plus, when I'm trying to, yeah, and this is the other problem that we run into. This is not me being an egotistical. No. This is not me being, this is not me being,
02:03:17
Speaker
full on myself or anything else. But when I'm posting on TikTok, I'm trying to promote our show. I'm trying to promote our podcast. And I make a video where I go live and a whole bunch of thirsty ass women come in there. And I'm not one to bullshit, you know, like, oh, you're good looking. Thanks. My girlfriend thinks I am too.
02:03:37
Speaker
And I don't, you know, like I don't hide the real don't even work. Well, no, no, a lot of them are real though. That's the thing. So like, I don't hide the fact that I'm in a relationship. I don't hide the fact that I'm happy and I don't hide the fact that, you know, I love my girlfriend and I think she's beautiful and I think she's perfect. So they, they follow. And then, and then you do that and they're like, Oh, and I don't really, I'm not reaching out for that. I'm trying to promote that.
02:04:00
Speaker
Okay. Well, a lot of them, yeah, but there, but a lot of them are real, the ones that come in when you're live and stuff like that. And they're chitchat and there's people that, but there are also people like that come in and, and they, um, I was live a while back and a few people came in and they're like, Oh, what's your podcast about? And I told them, and they're like, Oh, you ever.
02:04:20
Speaker
do like anything paranormal or this, that, or the other thing. And I'm like, yeah, we do a little bit of everything. I said, but the only thing we don't do is politics and religion. I have to check it out. And it was about the pilot. They were about to podcast, but trying to weed through all the thirsty idiots or all the thirsty girls, women, girls, whatever you want to call them. And then it's like, I made a Tik TOK, I made a Tik TOK video the other day where that guy was like, it's not new and trendy. It's called a Shandy.
02:04:49
Speaker
What I wanted to say, what I wanted to do when I made the video was, it's fucking content, you dumb son of a bitch. I host a podcast. I was making content. But no, what I didn't said was, don't be that guy. Hey, by the way, I host a podcast. If you didn't know, check us out on all social media. I did the whole spiel and all that jazz. So I used it as a way, instead of being, you know, like, I'm going to get this motherfucker. Instead, I used it as a way to promote the show.
02:05:19
Speaker
Oh, okay. Basically, long story short, I'm not looking for some random ass TikTok for when I go on there and I promote the show and I go live or anything else. I'm on there to talk about, you know, I'll go on there and I'll bullshit like we do on here, but at the same time, I'm going to promote the show. Or if I'm posting videos, it's more to promote the show than anything else. I did my intro video with Coachy, who was on me about it. He's just the most boring shit ever. I said it's the most blatant shit ever. I made it clear.
02:05:47
Speaker
I mean, country food wasn't wrong, but I knew what you were doing. Yeah. I put it out there in front. Yeah. He's not. Yeah. He was 100% accurate, but I knew what you were doing. I knew what you were doing. I've lost your balls, but I'll bust your balls on the show. Again, content. I got plenty. It's a type of break.
02:06:16
Speaker
be aware of that was a hat's coming soon. Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? Man, you gotta learn the words. My bad boys and hats broadcast for two months. I can render myself. I just want everybody there. Yeah, like I said, most you get on TikTok. Let me know.
02:06:43
Speaker
I know if I can, I'm down to jump in with you for a little bit. I may not say that also, but I'm down to jump in there. I'm streaming on YouTube. I know. Yeah. Restream. I mean, restream is the same as StreamYard. All you got to do is send me an invite and I'll jump in there with you. Well, restream, I could do two platforms. StreamYard can only do one. Restream, you can do two on the free version. Yes. Yeah.
02:07:13
Speaker
I'm going. I'm not going to be out any of them anymore. I'm just we're just going to be restream into our fucking side. Let's sit down. I'm going to sit back like the US world. I'm just going. Facebook. I'm going to I'm going to try. Actually, let me see. I'm going to try this. I'm going to see if we can go on Facebook yet. Go.
02:07:43
Speaker
But we're gonna take a real quick break. We got all Blacktop Mojo. Another cover, Blacktop Mojo. I think this is a cover of STP. Don't hate on me, but it's Blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler with Getaway Car. This is one of their newest songs that they just dropped on YouTube. And I think they did an amazing fucking job on this song.
02:08:06
Speaker
Check out Blacktop Mojo, wherever you stream music. On all social media. What the hell did you just say?
02:08:32
Speaker
I gotta I gotta give my man some love there. It was for you. Absolutely asshole. We had a
02:08:44
Speaker
You ain't wrong. But now here's a little blacked out mojo. Check them out where you stream music and all social media at blacked out mojo. Check out their, check out their tour schedule. They might be coming to a town near you. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. I'm going to go take a piss.
02:09:28
Speaker
First time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing
02:10:00
Speaker
To settle down, I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me a ways now To settle up, and I'll help you find something to drive Before you drown me inside
02:10:44
Speaker
You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Your life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on
02:11:18
Speaker
I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me away is no hope So settle up and I'll help you find something to drive
02:11:41
Speaker
Before you drive me insane Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride on the wheel Get yourself a car, drive it all along
02:12:08
Speaker
yourself a car and ride it on the way
02:12:46
Speaker
You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste, no You settle up and I'll help you find something to try
02:13:12
Speaker
Before you drop me insane So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wheel Get yourself a car and drive it all along
02:13:50
Speaker
Welcome back to another Sensical Nonsense. That was Black Emojio with that cover of Getaway. We appreciate y'all hanging out. We appreciate y'all listening. Hopefully, you're enjoying the show so far.
02:14:05
Speaker
I mean, he's not wrong. I got this. You know, you can go ahead. It's a Snapchat, did you? Yeah, no, he wasn't wrong. That shit was funny. That was funny. I got to call it out like that, Rick. What the **** man?
02:14:29
Speaker
That attend the chatters box is funnier than we are How's a little lady doing a solo checkers box tip in the room ladies and gentlemen word You guys are not already go ahead and check us out on all social media Facebook Instagram Twitter and tiktok don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch and
02:14:59
Speaker
And if you don't wanna listen to us live, you don't wanna be in the chatters box, don't worry. As long as you give us consent, consensually, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in your ear holes. Yeah, we'll be in
02:15:26
Speaker
You'll be all in your ear canals. That is in memory glance. All in your ear holes. On Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at all. And nonsense, no nonsense. Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, give us a share. Help, help, help a couple brothers out. Help us out, help us grow. You know, he's pinky. I'm brain. And we're doing the same shit every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night.
02:15:55
Speaker
I'm Randy Stimpy. We're trying to take care of the world. Shut up and say Nerf. I'm not saying Nerf. Brain, what are they doing tonight? Same thing we do every night, Ricky. Same thing we do every night. Nerf. Nerf. Nerf.
02:16:16
Speaker
Oh, nonsensical nonsense. Check us out. Give us a follow. Give us a listen. Give us a like. Like I said, you can also email us if you'd like. Again, like we said, emails just there because you had to have it for all the other bullshit and it makes it special. Apparently, you're telling me. Nonsense. Nonsense. Podcast at gmail.com. Go buy our shit. Yeah. At Teespring.com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Go **** and buy it and then take pictures and tag us and let us know that you're
02:16:47
Speaker
Well, look at this sucker. This sucker ass bought all shit. And we got that money. Yeah. Wait till I make my knucklehead t-shirt. It's coming. I mean, I'ma make one. This guy's so focused about everything he's got going on outside of this show. But he should be focused on this show because if this show blows up, then his other shit can blow up. The nonsensical nonsense knucklehead.
02:17:17
Speaker
I mean, I'll make it. I would tell you to do it on Teespring. I would tell you to do it on Teespring, but Teespring is a fucking nightmare. Because everybody needs models on their motherfucker. You got to go to full imprint. Think about that. There's a reason why everybody's on Teespring. It's easier. It's the best.
02:17:40
Speaker
probably. Yeah, I'm not. There's no problem about it because much like this, I did research. I don't just **** I'm not Jeff. I just don't jump into **** all willy nilly. Well, honestly, I can go around the corner and get a shot. Speaking of 25. So, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, as I said, I was going to go to my local shop the other day and get a t-shirt made for a Monday great show or yeah, Saturday, no Saturday night show. They moved. What about the belts? **** them bills are expensive. I'm going to tell you the
02:18:10
Speaker
It's just in my card. Yeah, no, I'll get it eventually. Plus I can put it on my, my Klarna or Klarna or Cecil or whatever the fuck it is. You've never heard of them? No. So Klarna, Klarna, whatever it is, it's, it's K L A R N a or says, yes, I've heard of that. Yes. So you can buy stuff, dude. Wish accepts Klarna.
02:18:36
Speaker
So you can use carna and instead of making a one time some payment, they break it down for you for four easy payments of. So they break it in the in the fourths, so to say. I do want to support local business, bitch ass. Killer7750, that's Cammy. That's that bitch ass, Cammy. Cam.
02:19:01
Speaker
Like I said, speaking all willy-nilly. Your ass. Your ass. Tony wants to be in your ass. No, I don't. All up in your ass. I'm going to be all up in your ass, Tony D. In the words of Tony D, I'm going to get up all up in your ass. All in your ass. And he said, I'm going to be in your ass. All in your ass. I mean, you have said multiple times, I'm in your ass. Excuse me.
02:19:26
Speaker
to me. No, you said I'm gonna get in your ass. I'm in your ass. Go back and listen to the replays. Starting five, Tony D said, I'm in your ass. I'm on your ass. You're into my ass because I ain't in my Chi Chi, sunshine. You got me fucked up. You got me fucked up. You marry me and you sound like you like it. Fuck around. You're gonna end up sounding like Chewbacca. Shit. I wish I could do Chewbacca, but I can't.
02:19:55
Speaker
That was an 18-2 commercial. I had an S girl from Michigan. That's the piece. She used to laugh. Every time we did that commercial, we would come on out and act like it. She would be laughing the butt off. She'd be like, give me something. I'm in your ass. Hashtag no homo. It's not gay. No homo. No homo. I love you, bro. I want to kiss your face passionately. No homo. Fuck. I'm just saying those bell homo videos.
02:20:21
Speaker
Guys say the game. I'm sorry. This should be funny. Hey, some of the some of the guys will say some of the games should do each other like no homo. I don't like that. I know you. Why do you think we do it? Not make this shit normal. I can't do it. Yeah. Because it should be normal because we're bros. We can love each other. I love each other. Y'all on their moonlight bullshit. No.
02:20:49
Speaker
Moonlight, isn't that that Bruce Willis simple shepherd show? No, why do you think we do it because it makes you uncomfortable? This is a rough job. Well, I'm not paying you so it's not a job. I don't even get paid for it. The amount of work I put in this goddamn show, the amount of bullshit I put up on this show with on this show never from us.
02:21:19
Speaker
The hood don't play that. The hood does play that smoke. Some of y'all doing that. Some of them doing all of them silly ass videos, kissing your boys and grabbing your boys' asses. It comes from a serving room. I'll play them games. You don't say that came from motherfucking swimming trunks. So no, we don't play them games.
02:21:48
Speaker
for your bros, man. It's okay. It doesn't make you gay. You have love for your bros. Yeah, Tony. They gotta be. I've waited for you since I was stupid. I'm just waiting. Smoke's one of them. I'm just gonna say hashtag homophobic. They gotta be undercover, man. Please. Hashtag homophobic. Bunch of homophobes, man.
02:22:17
Speaker
You're like that episode. You're like that episode of the family guy. I got the gay or was it American dad? I ain't trying to catch the gay. Y'all got the. Fucking sex. I don't want to catch the gay.
02:22:42
Speaker
to the lgbt plus two two two two eight six seven five three oh nine yeah the damn oh brother Shannon be killing me the lgbt tqq are brother Shannon had me and Rick calls the dying one episode with this **** boy it's okay bro bro love is cool
02:23:12
Speaker
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I got it. Tony's going to hate me so bad if we beat that. You and Rich are off. Rich been telling my man hurts too much. I'm glad he in Australia, you fucker. Give me that man, huh? You smell good. What's your name?
02:24:00
Speaker
I don't know why clubs ever played that **** because you do. You do. People got hyped in the clothes already to punch
02:24:08
Speaker
fight music or any of that shit came on. Fight music by D12, crook music by Dipshit, Wu-Tang, Miffletoe by the Wu-Tang Clan. Them three fight songs right there. Gangsta Gangsta by NWA. You about to have a rumble in it, Mark. We was all having fun. We was all doing the cha-cha slide, the Cupid Shuffle, everything. Having fun. This motherfucker wants to play some fight music. Now we got, dude, I hated that shit. I had a DJ.
02:24:33
Speaker
when I was bouncing at one of my clubs that would do that **** man. He would get he would get the crowd. He would he would get the whole room. You know, he was you know, Cha Cha Slide, the Electric Slide, the **** Cupid Shuffle, everybody, the lead with the right, everybody's having fun dancing. All of a sudden, get it. I'm like, you know, that's it. I'm like, let's go even with it. Yeah. Yeah. I would look at him.
02:25:14
Speaker
Everybody was in a good mood. The guys were in a good mood. The bartenders. Be nice. Be nice. No fucking fighting.
02:25:25
Speaker
I forgot about that. Brooklyn Zoo by ODB. Yes. Yes. And your fucking dumb ass had to fuck up the whole night with one goddamn song. That's right. I forgot about Brooklyn Zoo by ODB, boy. I don't know why. One song. Everybody was all happy and shit having fun dancing and everything. And one fucking song pissed everybody off. Even the countryside would get mad. And anyway, man, nothing doing anything. And it made everybody dance hard. Yeah. It's about dancing hard. Hey, Miss Krista. How you doing, girl? Hey, Krista.
02:25:54
Speaker
Brooklyn Zoo. That's my old sister. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Brooklyn. Fuck up a whole night with one goddamn song. I don't know when that song came out, but I was dying at that video. ODB was crazy. What up? What's going on with Chris? Everybody rolling. Two OG periscopers tonight. Not too bad. Where she finally made it. Yeah, about time.
02:26:24
Speaker
Miss Krista and I, she's one of the OG periscopers. She was much like my buddy, Darren. And I can't remember how old Chris was, but Chris was super young when he came into my periscope. But actually, Krista, because of Jay and his dumb ass, he caught two blocks from me because he didn't know how to act because she was like,
02:26:53
Speaker
15, when she started watching my periscopes and I almost got rid of her, but... Jay Rickla's ass. Jay's not the only one. They got blocked for talking dumb shit. She's like a little shit. She says on my broadcast with Tracy, you like to fuck me up with this shit. Well, I mean... Say something, C. C. No ass innovated to the music. What is she doing now? Who, Tracy? She's working on an old TV show. She's working on an old TV show.
02:27:26
Speaker
That's not what I see on YouTube. I don't see on YouTube. Uh-huh. What's your boy? Your boy and her doing a show on YouTube. What's up, James? I wonder what was that? Yeah. They got like a whole like periscope or like a whole show like podcast broadcasting. Party? Mm-hmm. Okay. I didn't know that. No, man.
02:27:57
Speaker
they said he was on youtube uh... it's still went through and so he got his right there's government also set up for trump which is hilarious but the political book and i think said the reason i brought it up is because i'm tired of being labeled as a republican so i can get his attention i've got him like i used to be a con guy or whatever the hell you know i'm just tired of it and um...
02:28:27
Speaker
I gotta give him props because he does the show by himself but at the same time it's the same thing every episode. Who hasn't done a show in over a month? What are you adding? Oh shit. Oh shit.
02:28:56
Speaker
I'm not, I'm not allowed to have a crime. You seen something recently? No, it's been a few weeks. I have no comment. I have no comment smoke. I see what you're doing.
02:29:20
Speaker
No. Look, this is me. This is me. I'm behaving myself. I'm behaving myself. I'm the good guy, okay? I'm not always the bad guy. Man, he went off on my ass. Old man. Old man as fuck. Fucking weird looking ass, cancer patient looking motherfucker. I'd like to punch him right in his goofy ass head. Who's a dumb redneck now? You silly bastard. Fucking tell me he doesn't look like he's gone through chemo.
02:29:50
Speaker
smoke. You hear this **** **** bald **** Listen, he really got **** in the eye sockets. Right before hats went down, they were in the same conversation and James said something. Listen, smoke called him the white smoke. James got made that **** you. Here's the first one. I'm not showing them off. They were. I was asking about it. Showing off. I was asked. Showing off. And this is the first part of the second one.
02:30:21
Speaker
And the wing actually goes back onto my shoulder. Oh, shit was funny as fuck. You're jealous. That's all it is, Tony. You're jealous. You're jealous, bitch. Who, me? Yeah, you. Okay. Tony Deustiff. He's a black fake click. Bullshit. He's the chump. I'm the champ. He's the chump. I'm the champ. Chris, you just met me. Don't let this motherfucker get your brain twisted. Thanks, Chris.
02:30:50
Speaker
You know it's hard for him to tell the truth. It's not about himself. I don't care if it's the truth or not. I'll make it open and I'll make it sound fucking amazing. That's the great thing about being a good host is I can say anything as long as I make it sound good and make it convincing. I can be completely 100% full of shit. But if it sounds good, I've done my job, Tony. I'll bless you.
02:31:17
Speaker
Damn, I went to Walmart and got sick. Are you surprised? All I did was go to Walmart and get an eye exam. Fuck. Fucked around and got syphilis walking in the door. Tony said I walked in for an eye exam and walked out with a prescription for penicillin.
02:31:48
Speaker
Am I wrong? Does he or does he not look like a cancer patient? I might be wrong for that, but I'm not. I'm right. I know people trying to fight cancer. You're going to say some bullshit like that. I'm just saying. Okay. Just saying. Thank you, Chris. Tony D. You don't know Chris like I know Chris.
02:32:13
Speaker
Well, me and Chris are good, that's why. I mean, I'm good with Chris. Chris is my people. That's my guy. He's a Steelers fan, but either way. Plus, like I said, what he did to my ex-brother-in-law, that shit was priceless. And that shit still makes me laugh to this day. Yeah, that shit was funny. I won't say anything.
02:32:49
Speaker
Unbelievable. No, no spell checker. I think, I think Smoke's down there with Jeff and Jeff's typing for Smoke. Shout out to Chris Ignition for sharing the podcast. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. All right, I'm called up on all these TikTok folks.
02:33:14
Speaker
I'm just gonna sit here and stare uncomfortably. 2989 following 3,000. They don't hurt that bad. 3,100 that I'm following, 2989 that'll follow on me. Thank you. I'm gonna sit here and stare uncomfortably at the camera while Tony talks about TikTok and watches TikTok. I'm gonna lick my lips for no reason. I will stab you while I stare into Tony's eyes. I will stab you slowly. I will stab you with my tongue.
02:33:50
Speaker
I'm going to get all that money. All what money? I'm going to be like, it was satire. It was a parody. It was a podcast. It's comedy. Countdown. It's harassment. I get no respect.
02:34:30
Speaker
That's the only one I got. It took an hour and a half and it burned like hell. What is that? I can't sit this shit right.
02:34:44
Speaker
Secretaries. That's right. What is your guys symbol? My who?
Libras, Movies, & Internet Humor
02:34:50
Speaker
What is your symbol? You're you're like huh? It's an arrow. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cuz like I'm a lever. We got I got skills. Y'all **** by the way, that was mother **** out of there.
02:35:07
Speaker
No, I'm a, I'm a hundred percent Libra. Y'all motherfuckers keep sleeping on Libra's and you think, oh, I'm a Pisces and we're crazy. Bitch motherfuckers, you ain't met crazy and you ain't met psychotic until you met a Libra. And Libra's are pretty much mad at the presses. When that's still me, that's your ass. We're some of the most dangerous motherfuckers on the planet. Cause we can be con cool collective. We can be con cool collective and everything else. But when we'll switch the balance and we'll be honest, as Tony would say, we in that ass.
02:35:38
Speaker
Machichi, I'm in your ass. I'm going to play an ape in these motherfuckers. Planet of the Apes? What? Never seen Season. Season was a beast. I've never seen an ape talk. That scared me in that movie. Have you not seen any of the original Planet of the Apes movies? I can't watch enough of them. They're about 45 or something. I am. I'm not going to say anything I have.
02:36:09
Speaker
They follow the same category of Star Trek and Star Wars. Basically, it's all the same thing. Well, the one Mark Wahlberg did, I thought was excellent. That was a good damn movie. Wasn't that a remake? Yes. It was a good remake to me. I honestly have not seen it. I've only seen clips. It was good. No, it was good for real. It was good. Michael Clark Duncan was in it. It was good. We're making it very uncomfortable and sexually harassing him, apparently. By we, I mean me.
02:36:40
Speaker
I'm gonna be on Tim's show one day. I was actually having one of them days. I was like, I need to be on a mental health hour. Yeah, too bad Tim tries to steal our thunder and he does his show when we do our show. He was doing it before I came on here. Stop. This is about us right now. This is about us right now. We got us. That's motherfucker. Everybody's back except nonsensical nonsense.
02:37:10
Speaker
I got nice. You're fired. You're fired. I just plugged you on Twitter. Fuck you. Where you at? We're smoking. Oh, yeah, that's right. He's down in the third world country with third world internet. The fucking hamster fell asleep trying to run the internet down there. Damn. The fucking hamster died of heat exhaustion and that was running good. That hamster said,
02:37:40
Speaker
Somebody tried to friend me and then they fucking deleted their profile I'm 153 episodes in I don't know how many weeks that is but motherfucker Come at me sideways chat room Tim 60 weeks deep word They don't want him with it with a bad voice Calm down can there's nothing crazy about shirts
02:38:07
Speaker
115 pounds soaking wet ass. Calm down. With five foot four and a half inches. There's nothing crazy about you. He said, Sagittarius, you're the craziest. Better tell him again. Better tell him again. That hamster dead as fuck. I smoked that hamster. That hamster dead as shit right now. The internet hamster is dead.
02:38:37
Speaker
I like German. I have standard German. German would be an upgrade. I'm going to give that motherfucking espresso. Let that motherfucker snip some stuff. Oh my gosh. I felt it starting to burn.
02:39:06
Speaker
He got my butters through coke or some shit. He be on the bottom. Also, he be up on the side. I'm looking like a road school bitch. This is like the wheel. The fucking gerbils. The wheel's going down. Stop it. The gerbils are just spinning. He can't even run no more. It's supposed to get out of work now. Smokes like, here I come, guys. I got four less. Five bars.
02:39:35
Speaker
You ready for that second hand smoke? I wish I could do that. That long faded smoke does. That second hand smoke.
02:39:52
Speaker
Smoke's trying to smuggle his ass, his own ass out of Mexico right now. You're an American citizen. You can just leave, Smoke. You don't need a coyote. You the roadrunner. You acting like Jeff right now. You're doing it backwards. Everybody else is leaving and you're like, I'm just here. You can just leave, man.
02:40:22
Speaker
Oh, fucking. I just. They don't have AT&T that now they have. Hey, it's a it's a. You open the you open the medical closet, it's just a bunch of hamster wheels and a bunch of hamsters running like crazy. You're not even a sec.
02:40:51
Speaker
A fag. I mean sag. Wow. Wow. Wow. They stopped long being. Yeah. Yeah. What's that beef you just got back? Just Santa Monica. Speaking of Mexico, un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento. Un momento.
02:41:21
Speaker
Every time you went somewhere the Wi-Fi was fucking up. Oh shit. That was funny. Hey man, Ted want to go live tonight too, just so you know.
02:41:57
Speaker
Oh shit. Y'all gotta skip me else for the motherfucker. It's all about his hamsters and gerbils. I'm just gonna give you a restart your ship, but I'm letting you turn it off on the plane. But that ain't the issue. Oh shit.
02:42:26
Speaker
Cash, cash. Come here, dude.
Action Movies & Health Struggles
02:42:33
Speaker
I am. I got that good shit. I got that stuff you need. I am your dealer. I'm your mama. I'm your daddy. I'm your dad in the alley. I was waiting. I was like, damn, where's she at? Like, I'm just sitting there. What are you watching?
02:43:00
Speaker
Watching Birkbeck Mountain again? No. This is the second best Stephen Seagal movie. The what? This is the second best Stephen Seagal movie. What is it? Hard to kill. I mean, let's be honest, Tony Dean. I'm not hating on Stephen Seagal because I grew up watching those movies and he was one of my guys. But let's be honest, all his movies are the same. Just a different setting.
02:43:28
Speaker
He started having a purpose after the Patriot. I'm just saying. But Hard to Kill and Mark for Death were two of his best movies to me. Out for Justice. I mean, you know, they're all the same movie. Corruption and Drugs. Yes. Yeah. Corruption, Drugs, Revenge. Yes. I ain't just going to start killing you. You got to kill your brock of fun back in the day. Let's be clear. Killing a brock was gorgeous. I'm not going to say you're wrong.
02:43:58
Speaker
You know, in the 80s, it was all about that poof here. But I will say this, Steven Scott, I wish the fuck you would try to slap me around with your little slap jitsu. I'll kick you right in your fucking dick and throw a punch of shit out of you. Toni, this goes back to what I was saying earlier. The more shit I talk, the more likely we are to get a celebrity on this show. You get on the same page as me. You fucking my shit up.
02:44:28
Speaker
Talking real celebrities not porn stars Some of them are you're not wrong some of them are You still throw What you sick for a man what happened
02:44:59
Speaker
And that's some shit he just walked away. Children.
02:45:05
Speaker
Anyway, after this episode, I'll be on late night parents dot com with Ted Hicks. We have to follow the show. Late night parents dot com. Myself, Ted Hicks. Probably be Brian. Probably be Mr. B the MMA guy. Y'all check us out after this nonsensical nonsense podcast. Always follow the show. We're all over the place. If you're not watching and you can't hear us, you ain't trying to find us. And that's your damn problem. Get your asses on up here. All of you. Everybody.
02:45:36
Speaker
This is where we are three times a week. We got your regular television beat. You've seen the reruns in all the movies. You've been to the theaters, and if you didn't go to theaters, you bootlegged it. You watched all the damn TV shows. You watched all the series. You watched everything on Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Apple TV, as well as Hulu. And what's the other one? You got Roku. You got Peacock. You got Pluto TV. I mean, damn. Get your asses up in here. Yeah, I said. Oh, yeah. We're going to be up tonight, Tim. I got you.
02:46:06
Speaker
That's why I smoke, porn stars a real star, damn it. Is he all right? Yeah, no, he's, I think, like I said, he hasn't been, he wasn't feeling good this morning. I think that I probably not.
02:46:37
Speaker
greatest idea on my part to to get him watermelon. Oh, it makes him sick. Yeah, I think I think he he ate too much of it and that's what upset his stomach because I was like, why the hell is it already? You fucking throwing up blood and he was like, I just ate all the watermelon, dad. I was like, oh, good point. Like, I know why you do it. You can go take a dump. No, no, don't trust me. You don't need to take a dump.
02:47:07
Speaker
Trust me. Oh, smelly head. Him and I fucking both wrecked that bathroom, like, right in the way. Your kids hate you. Your kids hate you. I see you don't
02:47:54
Speaker
He's like, he's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me. He's a trust me.
02:47:59
Speaker
We fucked this bathroom up, dude. He's like, yeah, it stinks in there. I said, Jody ain't wrong. We gotta get some spray or something. I go to the basement of her house. So she got three, she's got four bathrooms and I go all the way to the basement of parents.com.
Remakes & Patrick Swayze's Legacy
02:48:20
Speaker
Okay. All one word. Sounds like some weird orgy.
02:48:28
Speaker
Swinger website. You're gonna stop shitting on Ted. I mean Ted. First and foremost, I've never shit on Ted. Mm hmm. Literally or uh. Figuratively. Figuratively. Where's the heart? Finger it. Finger it. I'm just saying what that sounds like is some pornographic website. Tell me it doesn't. I'm gonna tell Ted you said that. I'll tell Ted I said that. Okay. We'll be on after this episode. Come on.
02:48:59
Speaker
Some of us have work in the morning. Some of us got to be there early and others. Some of us are actually going to go to work in the morning. Some of us can almost afford to take off. Some of us. Some of us cannot afford to take off, but they say they can't. I'm not going to blame you for taking it. You really fucked me up, but I was able to save it with that.
02:49:29
Speaker
you can't afford to take off either mister actually actually I told my boss I told my boss today I was like hey um I'm gonna dip out about 130 or so Friday and he was like I was like you know I'm going I'm going out of town this weekend he was like leave the 1230 and I was like wait what I was like
02:49:50
Speaker
For real, he was like, I was like, okay, I'm not an idiot. I'm not gonna stand here and argue with you and say, well, I was gonna leave at 1.30. You said 12.30, I'm out. No, no, in all seriousness, I mean, I got nothing, mad respect for the company you work for, you know, and nothing against you either. But you know, you are dealing with some shit. And like I said, I've seen it firsthand on this show. I've seen you fall out and completely
02:50:18
Speaker
And like I said, I've known you for a good while. It's been a good while that I've known you. I ain't never seen you fall. I'll be up here all night and go to work. Y'all know me. I will sit up here all night and still go to work. Yeah. And I've seen you, you know, you fell out on this show. Not only have you fallen out on this show, I've seen twice. Yeah. Yeah. Twice. But I've also seen, I've also seen you.
02:50:47
Speaker
regardless of my thoughts or my feelings or my opinions on COVID or Corona or anything like that. I've seen you personally, and I can't speak for everybody, but I've seen you personally pass out, literally fall asleep, pass out on this show twice. But I've also seen you multiple times, a little cough, look like you got like somebody coming in and hit you in the chest with a sledgehammer. And the way I sound, I watched it. I mean, to the point where I pulled the e-brake on the show,
02:51:17
Speaker
and been like, damn, you okay, dude? Like, to make sure you were good. This shit hurt. Last year, I did a broadcast. Now, I was half sick. That's when the nurse was checking on me. I was sneezing. My chest was hurt when I was coughing. I was like, shit, I can tell her that, don't get sick, don't get sick. That's why I got so mad when I got sick. I'm like, fuck, I'm sitting there telling everybody not to get sick and my ass gets sick. Like I said, I mean, I don't know enough about it. I'm not smart enough to understand it. I haven't dealt with it, but I mean, I can, and I don't think you're on here faking it.
02:51:47
Speaker
for attention or anything like that. Anybody who's up there faking it, kiss my ass, I'd beg you to come around me, I'll bet you're wrong. I've seen it and I've seen the look on your face when you went, those few times that you've coughed and I'm like, damn, I got to stop the show and check on him and make sure he's okay. Oh no, there's been times where I've been having a fun time and we're laughing and acting like complete assholes and just, just cutting it up like we do. And you, you do that little cough and I'm like, Oh shit.
02:52:14
Speaker
somebody in Tony's house that we can't see like Tony move your camera around blink twice if you're if you're not safe. Right. But this shit hurts. You do not want this. I'm telling everybody. No, I had I had I didn't have COVID thankfully or whatever but I had I got sick. I actually well when I lost my voice on the show and I didn't have a voice for this few episodes. Yeah. And I had that linger and cough and
02:52:44
Speaker
I've been in some fights and I've been in some car accidents and, you know, that was the worst feeling when I would cough and it was just, it hurt so bad across my chest and my ribs, everything. And from coughing so much and everything like that, you know. That's the video on the TV show. I'm sorry. I just found something I've been waiting, I've been looking for for five fucking years. I just found it.
02:53:11
Speaker
I'm sorry. You've been looking that hard for five years. Dude, there was a show called Heart of the City that used to come out in the 80s. Mr. Williams was in it and it's acting like Branscombe Richmond. I always remember him. He's in this movie with me on Singal and I can never find the name of that damn TV show. And I just fucking found it finally. God damn. I've been looking for this damn show. This motherfucker. Yeah, my bad man. I was looking for that shit. Speaking of pulling the e-brake.
02:53:41
Speaker
Yeah, that was an e-brick for your ass. I ain't gonna lie. What's going on in the chatters box? What's going on? Everybody listening. There's some of you guys. What's a y'all's apology, cuz? Stop working. Say hello. You don't hold me an apology. You run, I don't hold me an apology. Get on your knees and beg for my mercy. Take me for my forgiveness, peasant. For I am Glick, and I am your champion. Le champion. I am your god.
02:54:10
Speaker
Thank me for forgiveness, Tony D. What's up? What's up, Stockers? What's up, Markers? How you doing? How you doing? What's up, leaders? Hi, Hater. Hi, Hater. Hi. How you all living? How you all doing? See, every time I call them out, I watch the numbers dropped out. Why you all get so shook so bad? They feel it's good in the first place. It's all in my city.
02:54:38
Speaker
God damn y'all getting so shook. I'm just saying hi. I'm trying to be friendly Stop talking shit if you want to face up. I don't think image talk shit. I'm just watching. I'm just saying I told I'm a good person Tony I'm a good guy like Chuckie. I'm a good guy
02:55:06
Speaker
I want to thank somebody who told me to actually look and could you see how decent of a dude I am. So they got out to a holistic Deb. Got some holistic Deb got a hold of some got a hold of some bad holistic medicine and she said you was a good guy. Whatever.
02:55:29
Speaker
You are the only one that has ever given me that announcement. I want to thank everybody who does see me from BBN trying to be mature. Stand up before I act the ass because I have acted the ass before. It's bound to happen again. I think the word is out. The warning is out. It's going to be a bold motherfucker to come at me next. I ain't the biggest man, the baddest, but I ain't the first one either. It won't be me when I come down there to Georgia and I take that fucking belt off your shoulder and show the world that I'm the real champ. And then the next time we live,
02:55:58
Speaker
I'm gonna be dual strapped up like Roman Reigns. I'm gonna shave your beard and make a sew on so I can out talk shit to you. First and foremost, it ain't mean you gotta worry about if you come out this beard and you know that. She gonna get your ass. Come out this beard the wrong way. She gonna get your ass. That's not the only presence that's ever been a cop.
02:56:38
Speaker
I'm the same way. I grow this **** back out. **** it. I don't care. I'll grow it back out.
02:56:48
Speaker
What that being said? Trust me, she scares me and she told me, you don't fucking touch that goddamn thing. Oh, it's just because you love it and I can respect that. I do love it. I do love it. I do love it. I'm like, being a parent, we're like, hey, before she stood up first, so. Connor is going to call our Roadhouse remake. No, it's not. It's Connor Hill. McGregor. I saw that today.
02:57:16
Speaker
Yeah, I was in the background because Jake Gyllenhaal is playing Patrick Swayze's character. Well, maybe he's going to be an old boy. He might be a bad guy. No, he might be what you call it. Be nice. Was it Tom Scarrick? No, what was his name?
02:57:37
Speaker
No, the guy, the guy that Patrick Swayze was looking up to. Oh, Connor McGregor. Connor, Connor McGregor's not old enough to play Sam Elliott's role. Sam Elliott. That's his name. Yeah, he's not old. You know what I'm more curious about? Actually, that is a curiosity. It wasn't old enough to be Mr. Miyagi, but he did it. The hell if he wasn't. Mind you, mind you, mind you, when they did the remake of Karate Kid, they, Jackie Chan was not nearly as old as
02:58:07
Speaker
Missed me out. Pat Morita. Pat Morita. Yes. Pat Morita. But they also, Jaden Smith was a lot younger than Ralph Macchio. Jaden killed that role. Do you hear me? Oh, that role was... I actually really liked the remake of Karate Kid. I motherfuckers. I motherfuckers.
02:58:33
Speaker
I really like that remake of The Karate Kid. Dude, when he did that kick and he flipped in the hand and jumped up in the movement and said, oh, shit. Oh, I'm over there. OK, so I was right. So Connor's going to play the guy who got his heart ripped out or his throat ripped out or whatever. He's going to play the bad guy. OK, I like that. I actually kind of like that. Connor, I think Connor's got that swag and that
02:58:59
Speaker
Dickhead machismo. Yeah. Hey, that's how you're losing the most. That's how you're losing this shit up though. I actually I'm not mad at that. Marshall T. Um, kind of is gonna be good in that move. Marshall T. Kind of would be awesome in another expendables. Um, kind of would be awesome in another expendables.
02:59:26
Speaker
Oh, yeah. He's going to take Marshall Teague's going to be Sam Elliott's character. Marshall Teague. OK. He was in the original Roadhouse, wasn't he? Yeah, he was in the original Roadhouse. He was one of the guys that got fired. Was he the big guy? No, he was a little dude with the slicked back hair and stuff. No, Marshall Teague was the bad guy. Wait, no, Marshall Teague was the bad guy. He did a lot of movies.
02:59:55
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Yeah, Marshall Teague was the bad guy. Oh, he was one of the pilots on Armageddon too. Yeah, Marshall Teague was the bad guy. Yeah, that's a good actor right there. He was in some episodes of Walker Texas Ranger. Roadhouse. They should bring him back and have him play Sam Elliott's character. I could agree with that. How fucked up would that be? The bad guy from the original Roadhouse comes back and plays Dalton's
03:00:25
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mentor. That would be a kind of a cool twist. And nobody would really get that outside of that. No, it was a fantastic. I love, I love Roadhouse. It wasn't like the biggest movie. It wasn't the classic movie for guys. And it wasn't the most acclaimed movie or anything like that. But for guys who like movies, guys who like action movies, like Tony said, for guys who like movies, it was a good movie, man. And it was, it had a love story in it and it had action. But here's a, here's a question.
03:00:56
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because the band in that movie should be black time wardrobe oh I ain't mad at that at all actually but Jeff Healy was a special person who was blind he was a blind blues musician
03:01:17
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what I mean, obviously I would, I was loved to see Blacktop Mojo and Roadhouse behind the cage. But I mean, who do you, do you go that route? Or do you? I hope they don't fuck it up. I agree. Yeah. You almost can't fuck that movie up. But I like Jake Gyllenhaal. So I think, and Jake Gyllenhaal is a legitimate, you don't think of him as much of a tough guy, but you watch movies where he plays a tough guy. He's a legitimate tough guy. Like he pulls it off. Yeah. He does agree.
03:01:47
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He does a good job playing a tough guy and he's good looking. So he's got that in Patrick Swayze. He wasn't wasn't your typical action hero. With the women. Let's be. Yeah. He was a good looking dude and you put him in an action movie. Red Dawn. You know Roadhouse. What? Black dog. Truck driver. Yeah. Yeah. Black dog. I mean he. The outsiders. So that's what I think. I think Jake Gyllenhaal has that same
03:02:18
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Characteristic as not your stereotypical tough guy, but he can play a tough guy and and we believe it Yeah, you know what go for you're not wrong I can agree with that It was like a like a Swiss army knife if you will They can we have three hours let's go
03:02:46
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I gotta get situated before I do the other show. Oh my God. I'm just saying, I'm a busy, I'm a busy broadcaster. You know what I'm saying? I'm a busy broadcaster. I'm a busy broadcaster. You're a ho-ass broadcaster. Oh, I'm a ho-ass broadcaster? You're a ho-ass broadcaster. Sounds jealous. People want me on their shows.
03:03:12
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say something. That's why you're going to mute. That's why you're going to mute.
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03:03:22
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I can mute yourself, you fucking idiot. I honestly don't know. I was pulling the Tony D. That's what you get. That's what you get. So, your homework, as I was saying, your homework before the next episode. I need you to get your Webster's dictionary out, blow the dust off of it like it was a machi
03:03:44
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Scrub to the J's. Scrub to the JE section. I'm jealous. I need you to look up the definition of jealous. Jealousy. Jealousor. You understand the meaning of jealousy before you tell me I'm jealous because again,
03:04:13
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If you're as good as I am, if you were, if you were just, just, just a quarter of as good as I am, you wouldn't have to be all these places. You could be one place like I am. I've been one place. I've done that already. And you'd still be the goat like I am. Hashtag Brady fears click. You can be the boot. You could be the boot. But I'm going to be the boot the best of all time. Remember that.
03:04:44
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I'm the greatest of all time. God mode, if you will. God mode, if you will. Hashtag Brady Fierce Glick. Hashtag my name is Crunk and I may do a picture. The most, the best of all time. Smoke right in now. You can be the best of all time. I'm the greatest of all time. The best of all time. God mode, Tony D. God mode.
03:05:14
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Always remember I am a random multi. Four. You are the random multi broadcasting hoe. Tony, it's a great thing. I don't have to try to look good or say I look good or anything like that.
03:05:45
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To be the man, you have to beat the man. Linusine riding, jet flying, kissing. Woo! That's a good one. The greatest of all time. I'm just going to call myself Glick Flair from here on out. The Nature Boy, Glick Flair. Woo!
03:06:16
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The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, the Glickatola. I can do this all night. I forgot about that one. I forgot about that one. Ayatollah. Hustle, respect, Glickalty. You can't see me. Glickalty?
03:06:46
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I'm here all night, ladies and gentlemen. And that's the bottom line because Glick said so. Oh, hell yeah. Glick 316 says, I just whooped your ass.
03:07:12
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If you smell it all, ow, what the clique is cooking. Oh my god. That's funny as shit. I'm not going to lie. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth. Glickle teeth.
03:07:42
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Jeff, get better. I appreciate y'all listening. I appreciate y'all hanging out. Tony D. Send me that invite. If I can make it, I'll jump in there for a few. I'm not going to stay in there the whole time, but I'll jump in there for you. Amazing, because I got to holler at my man Ted. I ain't seen him in forever. Take a week off. God damn. You and Jeff, it's a little bit ridiculous. I'll text him to what?
03:08:10
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I said, you and Jeff take a break from talking to each other. Let me see. Oh, I don't talk to him. I actually don't talk to him. I don't actually talk to him that much anymore. I'm talking about Ted. Y'all let him know. No, no, no. I said, I said, hit me up. I'll try to pop in at least say hello because I haven't seen Ted in forever. No, I don't. You know what? I can be on YouTube, Twitch, and I think. Well, I mean, if he's like on StreamYard or Restream or something like that. Where do you know StreamYard? He's doing StreamYard. Yeah. Tell him to invite me and I'll come in and say hello at least for a minute.
03:08:39
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I don't know if I'll be on there the whole time, but I'll pop in and say hello. I'm going to stay on. I'm going to stay on the theme tonight because we've been doing some STB, Allison chains, audio slave, all that, all that fun jazz. I'm not going to end the show with, um, with, uh, with your woman like we normally do. Right. I'm going to, I'm going to end it with a little, um, man in the box.
03:09:04
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go for it. But we do appreciate y'all listening. We do appreciate y'all hanging out. Uh hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. Um you should have next starting next week. We're going to get a little we're going to keep we're going to keep the
03:09:19
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We're going to keep the ripping and the wrapping in the freestyle bullshit, but we're going to, we're going to add in some, we're going to add some segmented parts to the show. So tune in. We got what the fuck news coming back. Uh, I got another deep dive for you guys coming back. I've been doing some research. We're going to dive right into urban legends. We're going to take urban legends. We're going to start a spooky season. Uh, so we're going to do some, some, some urban legends.
03:09:45
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Uh, and then, uh, there's another, there's something else I want to do after urban legends. And then we're going to roll into October with, uh, ghost stories, paranormal, true stories, all that stuff, uh, on the deep dives. And then we're going to bring the, the, we're going to bring the top tens back, but, uh, outside of that, everything else is going to be ripped and freestyled. Like we've been doing, uh, bring the top five back. Damn it.
03:10:08
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Uh, actually, uh, actually in all honesty in October, uh, in October, I do want to bring the starting five back, uh, for a Halloween edition for those four weeks. So yeah, scary movies, costumes, whatever the case may be. Uh, we're going to worry once we get to October, a little behind the scenes, peel the curtain back for you, if you will.
03:10:35
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Okay. You ready for that? We do appreciate y'all listening. We appreciate y'all hanging out. If you're not already, check us out on all social media, at nonsensical nonsense, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. Oh, excuse me. And, uh, if you don't want to listen to us live or you don't have time to listen to us live, don't worry. We got you covered.
03:11:00
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Check us out on Spotify and wherever you listen to podcasts at, again, all that nonsensical nonsense. Give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, help us grow. We need your guys' help. We don't want to ask for a whole lot around here, but we need your help. Help us grow. Give us a share. Let other people know. Tell other people about us. This guy wants money. I just want to, I just want to take her over in the world. I want to click world order to take her over.
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If you don't know what the click world order is, let me give you a little
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But, uh, no, just give us a shout out. We are, we, we, obviously we want to grow. That's the name of the game. We do want to grow and we can't do it all on our own. So if you guys would share it out, tell people about us, we greatly appreciate that. We do have an email. If you'd like to email us about anything, everything, whatever the case may be, nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail.com. And we do got a merch store. If you guys want to buy any of our merch, uh, it's a temporary merch store. Um, it'll change eventually and it'll get a little bit cheaper and it'll get a little bit easier.
03:12:22
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as we go. But that's a teespring.com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Again, we appreciate y'all listening. Enjoy the sweet sounds. Blacktop Mojo with another cover song. This is their cover of Man in the Box.
03:14:01
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03:15:22
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I'm so glad you saved me I'm so glad you saved me I'm so glad you saved me
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I'm free
03:16:58
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And I, I, I, is a kind And I, I, I, is a kind And I, I, I, is a kind
03:17:50
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Yeah, little acoustic live session Blacktop Motor. Good live session. I love it.
03:17:58
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Matt and Cat are so, so awesome acoustically. Check out that. That was Matt and Cat from Blacktop Mojo. Check that Blacktop Mojo. Wherever you stream music and on all social media, I have Blacktop Mojo. Actually speaking of, and I actually, I'm going to go ahead and apologize for this. I don't apologize a whole lot on this show, but I'm going to go ahead and apologize right now. Our guy, Rackley, we've played his snippet of his newest song, uh, quite a bit on the show.
03:18:28
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He finally released it and it is on Spotify. And I need to get the link up on social media and I feel like check it because where's my search button? Well, bless you, sir. Thank you.
03:19:00
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Oh God, where's it at? That's not him. Oh my God, what did he put it under? Rocky, oh there he is. Rackley, R-O-C-K-L-3, 3. Released his newest song, Let Me Go. It is on Spotify. Rackley,
03:19:25
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Did the intro song at the beginning of our show every episode. That is him. He did that for us. But he released his latest song. We've played it on the last couple episodes and he finally released the full version on the Spotify and all that jazz. Go check it out. Check it out on TikTok at EDM underscore combat. Go show him some love. Let him know we sent you. That is my boy. I'm working on bringing him on here. He's a whole hell of a lot easier to get on the show than
03:19:54
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than some other artists, but I am working on getting him on here again. No, it's just tough. When you're trying to get into the interview game, being small, small time like we are, I guess you could say. So it's tough. It's a cycle that you got to go through. But I am working on here. Everybody else, that's what it is. Yeah, I'm trying to get Rocky back on here. Rocky is a very good friend of mine. And like I said, he was our first guest. He did the
03:20:24
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intro to the show and all that jazz, but he released his most recent song. Go check it out on Spotify again. It's at Rock Lee R O C K L three three on Spotify and the song's called let me go. Check it out. It's an amazing fucking song. Um, it's one of those songs that, um, if you've been through some shit or, you know, life kicks in the dick every chance it gets. So it's one of those songs that, uh, you can definitely, uh, feel and relate to.
03:20:55
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So check him out, give him some love, let him know we sent you. With that being said, ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate y'all listening. We appreciate y'all hanging out, as always, even our lurkers, we don't judge you guys, it's okay. We still appreciate you. We will see you maybe Saturday night. Saturday's up in the air, Tony D, by the way. What happened? Nothing, it's just up in the air.
03:21:23
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I'm going to be rejoining this weekend.
03:21:25
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I'd much rather because I'm going to go be with her. Yeah. Um, but it's also going to depend on if she, if she works Saturday, if she does work Saturday, sit back and fucking relax, get caught up with broadcasting episodes, get caught up with editing and all that shit. Yeah. Time with the kids. I'll be working Saturday. Um, I'm working Sunday too. So that would help me out because normally it's later and I got to go to bed early. Yeah. If she, if she does, if she does work Saturday and I'll let you guys know as soon as I find out. Yeah.
03:21:54
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It might be an earlier show like four or five o'clock six o'clock maybe I'm gonna try to make it but it might be tight. I'll be getting off around three Okay. Well, yeah, it might be depending on when she works Because she's got two options if she if she does have to work Saturday ones I'm gonna cut you off notice fit, but if she's making money, fuck it
03:22:18
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That's exactly what I told her. That's exactly what I told her. I said, I said, I said, in all honesty, um, personally, I would love for you to be home with me, but
03:22:31
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If you're making money, you're there when she comes home. And that's what I told her. I said, if you're not working, I'm not doing the show Saturday. I don't want to hear this shit. I don't want to hear this shit. Yeah, I know. And that's what I told her. I said, if you're not working, I'm not doing the show Saturday. I don't want to hear this shit. I don't want to hear this shit. I don't want to hear this shit. Yeah, I know. And that's what I told her. I said, if you're not working, I'm not doing the show Saturday. I don't want to hear this shit. I don't want to hear this shit. Yeah, I know. And that's what I told her. I said, if you're not working, I'm not doing the show Saturday. I don't want to hear this shit. I don't want to hear this shit. Yeah, I know. And that's what I told her. I
03:23:01
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So if we, if she, she's got two options on Saturday. You talk too much. Get the fuck out of here. That's what it is. That's behind the scenes. Don't switch. Mother hold you. Mother made you. Mother fuck you. Now go talk. God damn. You see that? You see that, ladies and gentlemen? You see that, ladies and gentlemen? This is what I do. He said, he said Jeff's line. He said his line. You know whose line he didn't say? Goodbye, motherfuckers.
03:23:31
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Cause I'm God up in this bitch. I am the creator. I am all that is and will ever be. I am the greatest of all time. And you said it wrong. First and foremost, you jackass. Goodbye little fuckles. Hit the button. Whatever you said, join us next time, Saturday, Monday, whenever we see you next. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Same nonsensical knucklehead.
03:24:01
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Same nonsensical knuckleheads. Goodbye, Madofakos.