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Ready Player One Part 1
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On This episode of The Meta Games our players (Davita, Luke and Lee) are beginning to play through a more lethal version of Ready Player One. It has key elements from Alice in Borderlands and our GMs(Jessie) own spin on it. They create their characters and face their first challenge. Will they all make it?
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Transcript
Introduction to Meta Games
00:00:07
Speaker
Hey, everyone. Welcome back to Really Press the Pond. I'm your Jim Jesse. And today we are going to do another meta games, or the meta games, just so you don't get confused with anything that Facebook does or that meta organization does. So we are the meta games. And so don't, don't come after me, dangerous people. And in that, this meta game will be mixture of Ready to Play 1 and
00:00:37
Speaker
Alice in Borderlands, because they're going to have the same kind of feel of both to where the jumping into a different reality, but also
00:00:50
Speaker
being trapped in that reality until your time is, until your objective is accomplished or you die. Right now, the way we're going to start it is these guys are going to make their characters.
Player Introductions and Game Setup
00:01:02
Speaker
And in that ice, I mean, they're going to be themselves putting on a VR outfit. It's going to just start firstly with the controllers and the headset and who knows what happened later. And then from there, they're going to put the VR headset on and they're going to create a username
00:01:19
Speaker
and they're going to create how their character look. They might get to do extravagant things. They might get to do simple things. It all depends on the dice rolls.
00:01:31
Speaker
At the start, it's going to be the skin of whatever they want. And then later on, they will get bonuses and stuff like that as they level up in the meta game. Does that make sense so far? Yeah. I think Luke and me are going to try and break you though, Jess. That's definitely going to try and break you with this. I know I did a spiel right now, but that was just for the listeners and for the players. But again, I'm your GM Jesse and I don't know what's going to happen tonight.
00:02:00
Speaker
but I'm excited. Hi, I'm Davida, and I have been in one of the vehicles from Ready Player One, that they use in the film. And then I went to a car museum with my dad for Father's Day and saw that exact same vehicle. And I was like, I've been in that vehicle. And I showed the picture of that to my dad and was like, see? Hi, I'm Luke. I have three different versions. It's a fun fact, so that's a fun fact.
00:02:30
Speaker
What do you want? Do you want to, like, write a play of one related or a weak person? A fun fact about yourself? A fun fact about myself is that I have three different versions of this fun fact. Okay, fair enough, fine. No, that is where it ends. That is yours, that is yours. No! Hey Jesse, no, don't be a jerk, let him do it. Canadian, he's too kind, yeah.
00:02:54
Speaker
That was one of those three facts. One of those three facts is the end doesn't work on my microphone. Jesse had to read my entire character sheet without the letter N in it. It was so confusing. Amazing. Amazing. That's amazing.
00:03:11
Speaker
I had so many questions. Oh my gosh, that's brilliant. Hi, I'm Lee. I'm definitely going to be playing Lee, and Ready Player One was one of my favourite books that got me back into reading a few years ago, which was fun, but also fun, stupid film fact of the movie.
00:03:27
Speaker
when they're being chased at the end of the movie they're actually driving around shitty areas of Birmingham that is 100% true and it's hilarious because i'm like i know where that is and they and they literally went we need to look for a rundown place funny enough birmingham is where they fit
00:03:44
Speaker
So it was quite funny when you find out these weird facts like the Batman, the new Batman. They filmed some parts of that in Manchester and stuff like that. So it's quite funny when you hear, oh yeah, we filmed these big blockbusters. And then it's like, yeah, Steven Spielberg really wanted to have a crappy rundown area for the whole atmosphere of Ready Player One. And he
Game Stakes and Strategy Discussions
00:04:04
Speaker
chose Birmingham. I have so much love for that guy even more now. So many games.
00:04:13
Speaker
I told you listeners it's gonna be a weird look today. It's gonna be great. It's just gonna be great. And we might not even like we might just get the characters built and the kind of started and then we have to stop.
00:04:37
Speaker
So you guys are in the meta games lab right now, and they are talking to you and what you see in front of you is another room and it has a VR set ready. And they say, okay, so you've read the books or you've watched the movie. Which one have you done? Both. Just the movie. Well, that's good because we're only going off the movie because Jesse only has watched the movie. Yeah, Jesse's lazy.
00:05:05
Speaker
But at the same time, we're more looking at the capability of an open world and that aspect of it. There's not necessarily going to be the same key locations. And there might be a little bit more death-defying things. So keep in mind, if you die in virtual reality, you die in real life.
00:05:30
Speaker
And I'm not sure if that breaks the fourth wall too far. Yeah. Cause the last time I checked, if you died in ready player one, you basically reset and you just lost all your loot. So you had to go back and find it if you died and people can rob your stuff.
00:05:49
Speaker
Yes. But yeah. But he's also making Alison. Yes, in Alison. Oh, yeah. OK, so we're we're we're mixing. Well, this is going to be bad because I wanted to do stupid stuff to die and then come back and be like, OK, guys, don't do that. So my well has gone out the window. Oh, great. You can you can in a way do that. So you like I said, you have your avatar.
00:06:14
Speaker
but you also have, so your avatar will have its own life health bar and you will have your own health bar.
00:06:21
Speaker
It's all a matter of those things. So the way we're going to do this is we're going to go one by one. We're going to do simple things first. And so when you approach, you see a keyboard. So it has all the letters and numbers and symbols, and it says username, empty space, enter. Who wants to go first? I guess I could go.
00:06:45
Speaker
Ladies first, we should have said that shouldn't be really ladies first. I mean, it was like keen on like giving her username already. So let her go. Again, I'm making it up off the top of my head, but you know, I could go. Okay. I go in, I type in even star as my username. All one word. The first letter. Okay. So you put that in and.
00:07:11
Speaker
you walk in and then as you walk in, it gets like embedded into your left arm, Evenstar, who's next? Oh, and the last VR helmet or glass goggles and gloves both reflect Evenstar on their product. What is the color that would represent you? Two colors.
00:07:41
Speaker
Purple and blue. Purple and blue. Okay. So also like on your, the mask turns purple and blue, and the gloves turn purple and blue, and even your, like your side turns purple and blue. Okay. Okay. And so that is where you are struggling to go. Who is next? A gesture to the, to the egos first, cause shady is last. I see. Let's go with crash bash 87.
00:08:07
Speaker
All one word, no capitals, capitals. Let's go, let's go crash all in uppercase. Okay. And then, and then hyphen or dash. Okay. Hyphen is probably better. Yeah. And then bash and then do 87. There we go. 87.
00:08:25
Speaker
Data transfer complete. Just trying to think of the most geekiest like MSN messenger name ever really for like the stupidest thing. I love it. That's great. Cool. So you walk in and again, it comes along your arm on your left arm. And what are the two colors? Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to go for my boy. I'm going to go with a lime green and purple, go like a little bit of a, you know, me at the septicon color. Cause I want to own one in the game eventually at some points.
00:08:54
Speaker
Yes. So yeah, you go to the middle. Okay. And then go for it, Luke. The name I'm using is Walder Dash, but it's spelled like the Norse God underscore dash. How do you, how does the Norse God spell it? Yeah, that's why I want to type it. Yeah.
00:09:16
Speaker
It's like 28 letters long. You know how like everyone would have an American football shirt and it's like a dollar a name or whatever, like a letter. Like Luke's just like $40 or something just to have his name on it. It was bolder with bolder. And then what happens after? Like an underscore, underscore, word dash, the B and the D are capitalized.
00:09:37
Speaker
The end of the air capitalized and that's it. Bold to dash. Data transfer complete. So you walk in and again. And then as Luke walks in, the door closes. And what are the two tellies? Gold, definitely. And was there a wizard?
00:09:55
Speaker
and purple. We've all got purple in ours. We've all got purple. That's that's why I decided like I want to do it. I like it. Okay, so purple and gold is nice. It's good. Cool. Yeah. Okay. Our core color is purple. So you're in there. You're in your section. What do you do? Is it like a glass door that's closed?
00:10:14
Speaker
Like they can still see you. It's like, it's like half glass, half a metal, but there is a giant window that they can see you. And here or? Yes. Okay. Cause I just want to be like, no, no. And I'm sorry. No, no role for persuasion. Continuity. Where are we? You're in a room waiting to put your VR helmet on.
00:10:40
Speaker
A 20? You're once in a 20. Oh, an absolute lad, bawling. Bawling on the first roll. Your aunt lives right. Oh, sorry. Of course. And they like run in and they try to get to the door and it doesn't open. And so they just kind of like lean the antlers against your section. Can I, am I able to reach them? No, you can't. They're behind glass.
00:11:06
Speaker
I guess that's going to have to be on your avatar, bro, I guess. My avatar is going to be absolutely sick. I'm not even going to lie. Mine's, I've already written all the stuff I want to have on my character. And I don't, if he dies, the next one's even more stupider. Sorry. So. So. Just saying. Right now they say, okay, would you please put on your VR mask, goggles, glasses? What are they? Yeah, I'd say VR headset. VR headset. Of course. It's all good, mate.
00:11:35
Speaker
we're here for. Help you out, bro. I'm not rich enough. You're doing great. You're doing good at your, what time is this of the meta games now? So many different meta games we've played. I think this is six. Yeah, I know. It's getting, the numbers are long. It's getting quite distinctive. I love it. She's had her name before. I forgot it now. Who? Yeah. Roll history check. Who? The main scientist. It was like, I think it was like a number or something.
00:12:00
Speaker
Oh, well, she's not there. I'm always guinea pigs in this place. I was really excited to meet the credits. I'll add all the antlers to my avatar. Yes. So do you put on the headsets? Oh, 100%. Well, we all know each other, don't we? So we're all just kind of like smiling, going like, wow, let's see what the heck we're going to do here. Why was Jesse got planned for us today, I guess. I guess, sure. Like in the fourth ward already, you know, living the dream.
00:12:30
Speaker
Yeah, so, Lee, you put on your headset and what you see. Oh, and Lou. And I don't know where to be the winner. I'll wait in case it's different things. No, no, no. It's the same. It's the same thing I'll put on at the same time.
Entering the VR World
00:12:50
Speaker
So you put it on and you see digital person. So you see.
00:12:57
Speaker
The person, bald, neutral skin color, white shirt, trouser, or not trouser, just boxers, white boxers, and yeah, it defaults to your gender, but it does say on the right, male or female, or non-binary. So they say, please select your option. And it's just those three. Just that for now.
00:13:22
Speaker
Half the guys I'm going to be, I'm going to say non-binary just because I know exactly what I want to do. So I'm just going to say, yeah, sure. I'll go in between. OK. Cheers. Because I know. Oh, male. Male. And Davida? Email. Email. Great. Lee, your avatar is basically going to have both options. So anytime I specifically say to Luke, you have this, and then Davida, you have this, you basically have all the options. Do I? The only thing I'm concerned about.
00:13:52
Speaker
Am I able to still wear, like, women's clothes? You could, but you will be wearing it on a man's body where it looks inappropriate, to wear it appropriately. It would make it look decent. Like, it would look natural. You know there's a back button, Luke. You can go back if you really want to. Well, you don't know this. You need to roll in. It's a video game, I guess. That would have been.
00:14:17
Speaker
That's why I'm doing this, because I want to do the most craziest things, because it's Ready Player One. I want to mix genres and do loads of crazy stupid stuff. Like, seriously, stupid stuff. Lee and I are the two gamers. We're inside. Okay. Literally, I'm not gonna try and break Jesse, but my first character, I think he's either gonna say yes or no to, so it's fine. Okay.
00:14:41
Speaker
So, you hear Lee say, oh man, I can use any of you, like both of you.
00:14:52
Speaker
so you you go back and you can pick non-binary if you want so i will address your characters as they them and to be that as she her what just say lee what is your problem now i'll go that we're trying to break him already and we're not even into like what we want to do
00:15:15
Speaker
Oh, we're so troubled. What's your pronoun, Dorita? Your character's pronoun. Not your pronoun. She hurt, yeah. Okay, she hurt. Luke? Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Sure. Um, Luke? You can address me as Demigod. That's why I want to be called. No, I'm not doing that. Okay. Dude, same as Luke, thank you.
00:15:36
Speaker
This is an avatar, you're supposed to be able to create anything. I'm thinking like Dark Souls stupidity right now, so come on. So, from there, you see basically an unlimited list of great possibilities. What I want you to do is to roll a d20 every time you make a suggestion.
00:16:01
Speaker
There is a very high possibility it is there, whether it's a skin or not is the possibility that you could have enhancements or whatnot. So. So wait, no matter what it's there, it's just how high we roll is. Yeah. But if you like roll like a one to three, it's there.
00:16:20
Speaker
But it's not it's like a knockoff of that above that it's there, but it's a skin if you get between like like a 19 or 20 or not between if you get a 19 or 20 you could get from that, but only slight perks for now.
00:16:38
Speaker
All right, so head will be, yeah, a slender face with, I would say pretty long. I would say kind of like a lavender-ish colored hair, light, a light color, like almost white. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So roll, actually, yeah. No, yeah. Roll for that. Yeah. Okay.
00:16:59
Speaker
Natural
Mission Challenges and Team Strategy
00:17:00
Speaker
20. Naturally, I mean, you get that and the hair actually gives you, actually both of those things gives you plus to your charisma. So you probably get, well with the natural 20 you get a plus two for your charisma. Okay. Yeah. Cool.
00:17:18
Speaker
Body type also pretty slender. I would have a adventuring type of outfit. So I would say something that is like maybe like a leather, but it's going to be like a, probably like a painted leather sort of adventuring outfit with long, probably like a long sleeve sort of outfit. And there would be like long, like legging type pants.
00:17:48
Speaker
of mixture of blues and purples. OK, cool. Roll for eleven. Eleven. Yeah, it's there. It looks decent. Cool. And then I would be wearing just a nice, I would say, pair of boots. Yeah, not nothing. And I don't think I have anything particular shoe shoe wise. See if you get any bonuses with that. OK, a seven. Yeah, yeah. Decent boots. Do you have any emblems or anything like that on you?
00:18:18
Speaker
A, yeah, a, I guess a star. Okay. Star emblem on, on my chest plate, I guess a fancy-ish kind of star multi-pointed, not just like a five star, but like, I don't know. Okay. Wow. Eight, maybe eight stars. Like, yeah, it would be. Yeah. Roll. So you see if that gives you any bonuses. Okay. Oh, natural 20. Are you kidding me? How do I interpret this?
00:18:48
Speaker
you can gain one enhancement for your weapons so like like if you get like when we're picking weapons if you like pick a bow a bow you can have it have fire or okay
00:19:03
Speaker
Or like not miss. Yeah. Well, no, that's not. That's too far. Like you can have it like you can have like true sight with your bow, which gives you the ability to be better and not missing. Yeah. Or further range or something like that. So more damage. Yeah.
00:19:20
Speaker
Okay. Right. So that's your parents. Who wants you next, please. I'll go away. Yeah, I was drawing. I want, I want this in my life. So I just want a skin and I wrote a natural 20 and I want Wario.
00:19:36
Speaker
You want Wario? I just want Wario. Cause I'll be really funny. Just walk around going like, like, that'd be amazing. With that, you, what's it, what's a, like, it gets more, that's just the skin, just to let you know. No, I know, but you still rolled a natural 20. So you get, you get skin, but you also get an, a bonus. So what is like his key weapon? He doesn't really have like a key weapon. Like he's just, he's just a douche. Like.
00:20:06
Speaker
You get intimidation. You get a plus two to intimidation. I'll go with intimidation. Intimidation is funny. Intimidation would be really funny. I like that. Yeah. Okay. And then the next thing. Well, that's just your skin. That's just my skin. So we'll stop there. Luke's saying that's just my skin. I just want, I've got an outfit as well that I would love to put on top of the skin. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
00:20:28
Speaker
I want to, I want Wario. Now this is just like me nerding out now. I want Wario, but I want him to wear a Colonial Marines outfit from, from the movie Aliens. Cause I think that'll be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Like seeing a fat little like wannabe Mario in one of those outfits. Okay. That's a 14.
00:20:46
Speaker
Then yeah, it's there. Yeah, there we go. I'm happy with that. I don't need anything else now. My life's complete. Nice. Cool. I was going to say like my McFly shoes, like the automatic glue shoes, but they're just, again, I want, I want like perks like in Ready, Play One when you say when you complete stuff, like I've got a list of stuff I want. Like there's a want list here, but I'm fine with that. So what can the armor give me a benefit for?
00:21:10
Speaker
Nothing at that point. I'll just write it down here then. No worries. Cool. Thanks, man. Yeah. Go Luke. So just trying to figure out what to call it just to get the general idea. Like I think do you don't like fantasy Lee wants like
00:21:27
Speaker
Um, I'm literally mashing it up. I want, I want swords. I want, I want, I want cloud sword at one point. I want Sherlock Holmes hat for no apparent reason. You know, I want to mix all genres like with warrior, like just go mad. Davida's is the things that he, that she loves exists. Lee is what he wish existed. And mine is like, mine is the one.
00:21:49
Speaker
What I wish existed for what does exist. So I'm building like the college AU version of my characters in one go. So on the head, begin, obviously, the antler. I want them backwards for the sake of like, Antic Vic, like the red style. Okay, roll the d20.
00:22:10
Speaker
So it may just not be able to be like, might not be able to turn. Yeah. No modifiers. So it's 12 modifiers. Just 12. Okay. It's, I mean, it's there. It won't give you any bonuses, but you can see, you can tell me what it looks like. Yeah. Where is it? But like pointed backwards. Sure. Okay. That's fine. And then my face. Okay. Like as close as I can get to a self insert just to have it. Okay. Roll the D 20.
00:22:36
Speaker
boulder. And I realized now that Lee is probably thinking of God of War. That'd be pretty cool. I'm not gonna lie. Is that the only boulder you know? Yeah. Darn it. I don't know. I know the boulder from Avatar, from Avatar Last Airbender. I'm the boulder. Yeah, exactly. I'm the boulder. The giant earth, the earthbender.
00:22:57
Speaker
There's so much stuff like, cause Ready Player One is like literally a video game. You can, oh, like pop culture reference. You can do anything at some point. I want to ride a velociraptor at some point as well. Cause I think that'd be hilarious. Like Wario on a Raptor, like come on or driving the Ecto one from the Ghostbusters. That's like my top list item. That's my top list item. I want to, I want to ride a Kirby star. That is also up there. Let's let Luke finish this.
00:23:26
Speaker
Luke, the world is literally your oyster now, bro. Just remember you can use these things unlike someone in a Jumanji game forgot to use one of the coolest weapons ever created. Yeah, like I'm trying to describe this guy. Oh, okay. But Lee's probably thinking of this guy. Yeah, I'm thinking of that guy. Yeah, I'm thinking of that guy. Who's a prick.
00:23:46
Speaker
Oh my 100% percent academic, but he's nothing like Boulder and I hate it. Yeah. Yeah. Cause both people pure goodness. Like he's yeah. Beauty and courage, but this guy's like, I hate you for no reason. It wasn't that everybody in God of war.
00:24:08
Speaker
No, Kratos, Kratos loves a lot of people. Just don't piss him off. That's basically it, man. That's it. Just don't get on the bad side. Okay, I did make a joke that we were still going to be doing character gradients an hour later, but... But it is true. We told you this. We told you this would happen. So what else are you going to have, Luke?
00:24:30
Speaker
And then, yeah, sorry, 18 for 18. So yeah, you have your face, but it doesn't give you any bonuses. But is it just automatically get quick? No, no. If you chose pretty charming, then maybe. I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, like, I'm going to, I'm going to be judging Jess throughout all of this when we play Ready Player One. I do not mind that at all.
00:24:57
Speaker
And then like light, almost chain mail looking shirt made more like feathers. Oh, a feather shirt of chain mail. No, like, like the look of the loops of chain mail. So that it is chain mail unless I'm 12. Yeah. It's there. And then like a kimono on the outside. Okay. 17. Okay. Same. Yeah. It's fine.
00:25:20
Speaker
No bonuses. Okay. Now I might have to adapt this, but like I said, I want the, the neo and tech wreck redness jumbled. So is there like a neck guard for the shoulder or should I get like a star? It's up to you. Roll 16. Yeah. You can get either whichever one you want. It doesn't do anything, but it's there.
00:25:43
Speaker
Like how the new Antec Verkred asked, so would they know of it well enough to be like, oh yeah, so you know of this thing. They know anything and everything you do, but it's only for appearance. Unless you roll 19 or 20, or one to three. Then yeah, I'll softer, not necessarily harm, but it's the shoulder. And then is that his body, like, is Harlan pants to go with the outfit?
00:26:13
Speaker
Okay. Roll. 18. 18. Okay. Yeah, it's fine. And peacock shoes. Okay. Male, male flats, if that's easier to say. I guess, I guess if I have, I just get regular flats. Yeah. 15. 15. Yeah. Right there. Nice. Okay. Great. Great. Yes. So this is your avatar and now it says, please choose a name for your avatar.
00:26:40
Speaker
Oh, is this why people will actually know us, weren't they? But like noobslayer97. Hey, that's already been taken. I'll just go with the regular late Mulder. Mulder. Yeah. Yeah. Because remember, you probably will have multiple characters if you die.
00:26:58
Speaker
Oh yeah. I was thinking that that was initially the, I was thinking that the username is the same as character name. I was going with as well. I'll have it as the same as the character name. Okay. That's what I'll do as well. Yeah. That's fine. I mean, I could go with something different. I'll do mine. Cause I thought it was a default thing. So I'd be like, Oh yeah. Like that's kind of weird. Yes. I'm a hundred percent in on there. I'll, I'll pick up even more elf elfish name. Let me see. I can go with.
00:27:29
Speaker
Sariel. Sariel. We'll go with that. How do you spell sariel? S-A-R-I-E-L, like Ariel. Sariel. Sariel. Okay, perfect. So it's Ariel with an S. Yep. Okay. Great. No, it makes it easy. Sariel. So these are your characters. Now you can choose your weapon.
00:28:04
Speaker
So you only get one, you start with one main weapon and one side weapon. Now this is going to be a little bit different than the skins. If you roll between a 1 and a 5, they don't have that weapon. If you roll between a 6 and a 10, they have that weapon, but it's at its basic form. If you roll 10, 15, you get it with
00:28:34
Speaker
one additional perk. And then if you roll between 16 and 19 then you get what you want. But there are probably one or two things that are like probably your favorite things that are in there. If you roll a natural 20 you get everything you want. Yeah. What's the name of the
00:28:57
Speaker
yes that's what it was called okay oh my side weapon's gonna be stupid i want that if that's what it's called if i can remember from that movie i want that because everyone would love that anybody else have any options any ideas that's what it's called yeah i want one okay lee are you already rolling for your thing
00:29:14
Speaker
I'm not rolling. I'm just making a list. My list is long. It's really stupid. Cause I just want the funniest things that might be impractical, but it's really funny to see warrior with them. 19. Okay. What are you, what are you? Okay. The first one I want like keeping with the Nordic God things. I want like a cane, but it's an axe for like the handle, axe head for the shaft. Okay. I don't even know what to take away from that.
00:29:42
Speaker
What would be basically taken away from? I'll take damage away from that. So you said an axe? An axe. Yeah. So with an axe. So we'll do battle axe stats.
00:29:57
Speaker
Or Great Axe. No, we'll do Battle Axe. That's what it will be. It'll be smaller, like. But it's going to be like. So instead of a Great Axe, it'll be a Battle Axe. It's going to be like a four foot tall thing. Yeah. Yes. No, we're going to use Battle Axe. We're going to use Battle Axe Stacks for your Great Axe.
00:30:15
Speaker
sidebar Davina. Is it OP? Devita, sorry. Do you think it's OP to ask for a possible lightsaber or Harry Potter wand? No. No? Okay, great. Oh, for a side, okay. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I've got it, I'm thinking outside the box. I've also got Spider-Man web shooters. That's why I'm also thinking as well. I'm just seeing all the most ridiculous things for Wario to wear. You hear, you hear in the, wait a second, I'm confused.
00:30:43
Speaker
Anyway, so you hear in like the in the room you hear them say so I hope you like what you are looking at the reason you can do all this is because we are literally We have purchased all these things so you have the full membership and that is why you get these things So, you know, feel free to think outside the box. Yeah
00:31:07
Speaker
That's why that is you have the free roam of it because they have paid for it all already. Nice. As a side, as a side as my side. Yeah. I want to, I want a dagger that has all of the effects of the, because I can build an F-20. As a Gungan? I think you rolled a 19. Odin's Odin's what? I saw a 19.
00:31:31
Speaker
Yeah, the first one was a 19 the second time. Ah, right. Okay. Luke is cranking it and then as soon as we start playing, we're going to die. Like, that's what's going to happen. Like, we're going to have the most pimpish loadout and then we're going to die. So, you want a Gungan knife? He's not saying Gungan. He's saying Gunner. It's Odin's. Odin's. Oh, God. Luke's going to fall Nordic with this build. Who's going full Nordic with this build?
00:31:58
Speaker
Okay. Well, have fun with that. Jess. That's fine. It's a D 20. So I can't penalize it for that. So yes, you can have that. That's fine. But you said knife. So you definitely, it's, it's not as all the same things of like the North Smithology ones. It doesn't do like that. Okay. And I'll, I'll just Facebook message them what it does, what it would do. And you can tell me how it works. Okay. That's fine.
00:32:25
Speaker
Anybody else ready? Roll rolling. I think mine is going to be pretty simple-ish. But I haven't rolled. Wait.
00:32:33
Speaker
So you tell me what it is and then you roll. OK, OK, so yeah, I want a bow, a long bow, but I want it to be one of those ones that like the like if you draw it, the arrow appears. It's kind of like a laser, like a kind of like a blaster, a blaster bolt. And whenever you draw the bow, the arrow appears basically and you launch it and it and it shoots like a blaster. But it's a it's a it's a bow. OK, so we'll do 20. I got a nine.
00:33:02
Speaker
So it's there. You would basically wouldn't be the digital ones. You'd basically have to buy arrows. It would just be, it's just a regular bow. That's it right now, but it can be upgraded to becoming that. Yeah.
00:33:17
Speaker
Okay. And I could possibly use my, you said I could get an upgrade. Yes. That's true. You can't see, you can. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Yeah. It's perfect. Yes. So you enhance it to the next level, which is the 10 to 15, which is it's a, it's what you want, but the damage might be a little less. So that's fine. Less. Okay.
00:33:41
Speaker
but it's only a little less it's not like a huge impact on it but yeah it definitely does that okay and then i think i'll have a sword maybe like a short sword like a like a legolas blade one of those okay what oh all right we have six yeah yeah yeah it's there it's a little dagger it's not like okay
00:34:08
Speaker
there's no perks to it it's just literally just a simple dagger okay all right lee tell me your madness weapon number one the green ranger dagger flute that's amazing and there's a reason why i want that weapon and eventually it might get unlocked there's a reason why i'm letting jess build the word i'm excited i love that idea
00:34:33
Speaker
Yeah, it's going to be a shitty dagger. That's a five. Oh, actually that means it doesn't exist. Poop on a stick. Okay. We'll go with the next best thing. Oh, that's really sad. Oh, that's going to be really upset. Okay. We'll go with the noisy cricket from men in black for my first weapon. Oh, I love that. That's also a good one. It is. See, I'm going, I'm going deep. Okay. So I got a 12.
00:34:57
Speaker
12 okay so it's there and it's you know it's not like perfect it does it does a good hit but it won't be like like bloated smithereens it's one shot or maybe take a few such a main what's your side
00:35:10
Speaker
Yeah, that was my, that was my side. My main is this and I pray to God, I don't suppose it's right. I want the BFG gun from doom. Nice. Okay. It'll be a hilarious thing to have and be like, guys, are we fighting? Just give me a four turns to fire this gun, please. That's what I want. Okay. That is a 16. 16. Yeah. That's it. It's basically what you want. It's just, again, it's not gonna.
00:35:39
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm so annoyed the dragon fleet's not there. I know! We do. That would have been so good. But I have to stand by what I said. 100% you do. Yeah. Oh, balls. So perfect. That is your weapon. That is your character for your health. I will let you decide this for sure. But you have two options. You can either do half of your human life. So
00:36:07
Speaker
your life, your health in real life, which is 10 or 11, I assume, maybe 12 of you really went for it. But you can have that and that would be your character's health. Or you can roll a D12 and make your luck with that. Wait, like how? So say the first one again. So you can have your so you're wearing a BR helmet.
00:36:36
Speaker
or headset. So the divider that's wearing the headset can, you can give half of your health to your character. And that would mean your health would be half in that, in the real world. So if your character dies, you don't die, but your half your health is gone. Now, if you roll the d20 or the d12, sorry, d20, d12,
00:37:00
Speaker
then you still lose health in real life. And so you can lose your entire health if you, let's say, get a 12 on the die and you only have 11 health in real life. So you can lose your character and you.
00:37:18
Speaker
you don't get another character and you're out of the game. This is how we determine what how much it basically gives Jesse the right to murder us because he's already done that to several people in that's how many hit points we have or yes that's what I'm saying hit points I got you I was like I'm sorry I'm really confused okay so yes that'll be how many hit points we have but health hit points I was thinking video games health
00:37:42
Speaker
You know, I know, yeah, but for me, I'm just like, okay, how do I use this in D&D mechanics? If we all had, say, 12 health, and then that means our avatar has six, that basically means we get at least two lives before we officially die, then. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, well, I guess that one. Do you roll the 12?
00:38:03
Speaker
yeah so you're getting one no no no no he didn't he did not roll that jess he did not roll that don't try and kill this canadian he wanted this is his choice i gave him the option that one yeah so you get one health
00:38:18
Speaker
Technically, he can't because technically, if you think about it, if he's got one health point, that means he's got half a life point for his avatar. No, no, no, no, no. It's completely separate. So now if his avatar dies, he loses one health in real life. So he can make another avatar for context.
00:38:37
Speaker
Baldur dies in North Smith. I'm literally, I cannot wait for like, some guy's gonna be like, this is Baldur the never dying, whatever, never dies or whatever. That would be amazing if I survive as a wolf. With a blood hip, that would be great. And again, you can, you will gain bonuses and stuff like that. So your health will increase. That's true.
00:39:00
Speaker
Can I, is it too late to change it then? If I, if I knew I was losing my weapons, it'd be more bolder. You've chosen. Yeah. Cause I would have wanted Odin's weapon to be with. No, too late. I lost, I lost my power play cards. That would have been great. If I choose the, the, the life hit points for the one that was half the life, half the point, what is that? So what is your hit points at? Your hit points, not your avatars or your.
00:39:30
Speaker
I don't know. So you should have made it from when you did hunger games.
00:39:45
Speaker
But yeah, so you're going half. What are you doing? You're going half. So I'm going to have six. Okay. I know you like to kill us in this kind of game. Oh, I love it. It's like, it's a sick dream of mine. It is. Not yet. Just me. Always me. Yeah, basically. So now you have created your characters.
00:40:22
Speaker
Now. How do I play this ad?
00:40:27
Speaker
you see like as as your character like joins the world if you see like what you see is you join the world first and then you see like endless amounts of like different different kind of pixelate clouds different kind of pixelate skies so from high death to the like it's vast and so the same with the trees and the cities and
00:40:53
Speaker
and the ground you're walking on everything's digital and as you're looking around you also see your character becoming alive so you see the pixels coming together and forming who you are and you see others around you now that are different characters you see a shark head and you see it literally just a shark head just hopping along you see the other half of a shark
00:41:20
Speaker
on the other side of the road like you see master chief running around you see zombies hanging out you see sims just sitting there having coffee like there's like unlimited amount of things you can do but in the sky it says
00:41:40
Speaker
Welcome players. Don't be afraid to take risks. Don't be afraid to really get into this because your life depends on it. And in that you see different, you see basically the clouds come dark, the areas, the world becomes dark, and then you see these beams of light.
00:42:04
Speaker
Picking different locations and it says in in real life you hear head to one of the locations to start your first mission and I can describe about five of them because there's probably thousands but I'll describe five of them. If you really don't like that five I'll figure out another five. What gives us the most XP and the most coin?
00:42:29
Speaker
Well, as of right now, you don't know that you can, you can ask it and roll persuasion, but it will explain it in the game. What about insight if we get little snippets? Sure. Roll inside. I'm telling you, are we trying to get to the keys or are we trying to just get some experience?
00:42:49
Speaker
See, my question is, I don't know if the keys are real in this one. That's my only other thing. Well, this is what you do when you play the game and you can find things out. Because normally it's like, have fun, do whatever, and do the most stupidest janky stuff ever.
00:43:02
Speaker
Well, not necessarily. If we've all read the books, we all know what we have to do. We have to drive backwards against some of the other things. I remember he's incorporating Alice of Borderlands. Oh, he is. So he is going to change it. Yeah, that's true. Yes. And meta knowledge does exist. So your character knows everything you know. So
00:43:25
Speaker
All the stuff you've read about Ready Player One, all that stuff. If you watched Alice in Borderland, all that stuff also exists. Like, it is... It's insane. Yeah, I don't know a thing about Alice in Borderland, so except that there's death. It takes death.
00:43:41
Speaker
Yeah, so what did you roll? Anybody inside? I didn't know for, I was saying that for the sake of Lee to figure out who he was. I'm down with people taking initiative because we're workers like I'm assuming we're a squad and we game and we have fun and there's obviously people who are good at stuff and people who are terrible at stuff. I do not take direction well so I let someone else make my decision.
00:44:03
Speaker
Lee does not take direction well. I do not take direction well. It's not that like, I think you might roll better than a 10 if I, for example. Oh, it's not that Luke. I just would just, oh, pick the worst thing. If I, for example, rolled a 10 and you could roll better than that. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. But I'm not telling you to, because that would be metagaming. Oh, sorry. Should we all do it then? I rolled a 10.
00:44:29
Speaker
why are we rolling i forgot to figure out an object the beat is too busy happy she's like she's looking at her legolas weapons and is like mate this is like the coolest thing ever like live in the dream 16 just to simplify it the dagger is like who's the guy that whistles in gardens of the galaxy i do
00:44:47
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, Yondu. Sorry. Honda. Yeah. Yeah. That would be hilarious. You should have gone Yondu's weapon. Oh, my God. Yondu's weapon. It's been amazing. One person at a time. What? I'm sorry. The weapon I'm... My dagger is that, but one at a time. One person ended. Okay. So, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. That's a little bit of an OP. Okay. Actually, I've got a big effing gun, so I don't care. That's a Nat 20 weapon.
00:45:18
Speaker
Anybody rolling inside? No, I wrote it. I wrote it. I wrote a 16. So you would kind of like, you get the idea that you can see the crowds are probably like the more majority of the people that are in there or the, the avatars that are in there. They they're going to.
00:45:42
Speaker
The larger ones that once have larger amounts are probably the easier one to other locations where they have less people, but they're the more experienced. And so that means they're probably getting more experience.
00:45:56
Speaker
And we're like level one. Right. So let's go to one of the big ones because we could die. The five I'll give you. Okay. So if you're just focusing on the easy ones, I will do it. So you see a one gym gymnasium. And in that, I mean, you see graffiti a little red, so it's colorful. And then there's actually a black wine area for it. And then above it, there's a giant satellite.
00:46:24
Speaker
And so you see a lot of people going in there. Then you see like rocket in another one.
00:46:32
Speaker
And it's just literally a rocket, like with smoke coming out of it. And a lot of people are going to that one. Then you see lit up track. That's like loops. It's got turns. It, you know, that's the general thing you see. It could have more inside, like in it, but that's what you see. You also see, you see an apartment building.
00:46:59
Speaker
And yeah, you just see a lot of people going to that one. And then you see, you see a kiddie pool and you see a lot of people going to that one. What do you choose? I say we have a roller and the person with the highest role chooses. What do you say to that? Cause that would be very met again. Sure. Let's do that.
00:47:21
Speaker
Well, it's not me. That is a, that is a three. It is not me. 11 Davina. We're going swimming in the kiddie pool. It's really hot here. So that's all I can think of right now. Okay. I love it. So, okay. You didn't expect me to choose that. Did you? No, no, no, no, no, no. I had a very specific thing for the people.
00:47:47
Speaker
So in it, you, you see a lot of people going to it and so you wait until it's your turn and I will say, okay. It says six players allowed.
00:48:06
Speaker
So you can, you have, you can have a team of six, so you can have three NPCs. If you don't choose them, I will choose them for you. Actually it's not can, you have to have six NPCs or you have to have six people going. So if you want to choose, you can, if not, then I will choose for you. So Waluigi. Yeah.
00:48:28
Speaker
We'll have Thor with, or Fenrir. Thor. I'd like Fenrir with this, please. And Davina, you've got to pick one. You can change it if you want. Like Legolas, I guess. You're going Legolas, yeah, sure. I don't want to speak for you, if you would rather. I know. Let's get this stupid dynamic duo together. Let's go. You know what? I'm going to say to make it a little bit more challenging and make this a game, you have to roll to see if you get those. Oh, you're kidding me.
00:48:57
Speaker
What is what is the world persuasion? Role persuasion. What for you? No, no, no. It's a crisp 20 pound note, Jess. Is that is that persuasion? Oh, I get a plus two. World Serpent. That's my choice. Okay. 20. Nice. 21. Okay, so Legolas goes and whatever Luke said goes. What about you?
00:49:22
Speaker
I have a 17, but plus one, so it goes to 18. That's all right. Yeah. The stupid dynamic duo together. And they like, Oh, Hey, thanks for, thanks for having us. Did you, is your first time too, or? Yep. Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh yeah. Same. We just, we just followed everybody else. So we don't know what's going to happen.
00:49:43
Speaker
It's weird that we knew each other and you guys knew each other. Yeah, you know. Yeah. Yeah, straight. Yes, it's a meta game. So you basically take a step in the kiddie pool. And what it does is now the scene activates.
00:50:04
Speaker
and you basically get swirl into this into this pool and you end up in a 2D kind of 3D game where you to your left like you're you're facing forward kind of yeah you're facing forward but to your left is a wall and then to your right is open kind of
00:50:31
Speaker
but you're on this platform and you see a timer going. And yeah, you see a timer going and it's starting at 20 and it's time to roll inside. Oh man, it bounced back with an 18 and that's two. Ooh, two, okay.
00:50:57
Speaker
Okay, so you your duo let's put it that way you both realize you're on this like oh and you kind of look like
00:51:10
Speaker
your body, which doesn't necessarily change your armor and stuff like that, but your body looks more dollish. Like it looks like a fabric doll like sewed you up. And it kind of, that kind of looks like the aesthetic around you as well. It's like all like plush stuff. And so you're on this platform and basically you just see in front of you platforms. And that's what you see in front of you. And basically you feel like you need to run forward.
00:51:38
Speaker
to like get to the end of the course type of thing. Yeah. In 20 seconds. No. So the time is counting down now. And I would say it's about 10 seconds now after that. And then 10 seconds goes. 10, 9, 8, 7, 8, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:52:01
Speaker
This is start. So what do you do? I'm going to let Waluigi take point and run first and try and jump for that platform. Okay. Yeah. That's a good call.
00:52:12
Speaker
He takes a leap and he does it like he falls in the water. And let's see what the other ones do. They take the leap. Ooh, okay. Legolas kind of just smoothly just glides into the next platform. And the other one makes it, but kind of nice, pizazz. But yeah, Waluigi's in the water. He's trying to get out. Like it broke underneath him? No, no. He just didn't make it to the next platform.
00:52:42
Speaker
He didn't get hurt. No, not yet. Nope. Okay. Yeah. I'll, I'll jump to the next platform then. Is that an acrobatics? Yes. Come on. I'm not from very well. There we go. 17. Yeah. You make it to the side. I also got the 17. Okay. 16. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. That passes. Yeah. So you made it. You made it. You keep going. I want you to roll perception now. No, not. No perception. No.
00:53:12
Speaker
What did you roll it? I'm still on the... I'm amazed that I'm in a video game because I've got four. I'm just rolling low on my perceptions today. What, perception? I think it is. Yeah, mine's trash. Straight down. Okay, did you beat it? Seven, sorry. Seven. Okay, you guys, no, you don't notice anything. And you carry on. Do you guys notice anything? He says, no, I'm just gonna keep going and it just takes another leap.
00:53:42
Speaker
and he doesn't make that leap and yeah now what are you gonna do I think we've got to make this jump having the guys and we're just gonna well actually what's Waluigi we help each other yeah like Waluigi's gone
00:53:59
Speaker
Whoa, whoa, whoa, rewind. He's gone. Yeah, he's gone. He didn't make the first jump. He didn't notice anything, and he didn't make the first jump. Okay, guys, we cannot fail these jumps. Pretty bad. Okay. Yeah, that's kind of shocking. Okay, I need... Did I like shoot an arrow with a rope or something that would get swing on it or... Like, I could have attached it to the dagger and thrown it, but...
00:54:27
Speaker
Lee, I need you to roll a dexterity. What? Natural one. Oh, my God. Can I just try to catch him? Yeah, roll a strength. A strength? Yeah. Guys, anything that's perception or anything related, it seems I'm just trash tonight on those rolls. What did you get? 13. 13.
00:54:51
Speaker
roll a strength save as well, Lee. Nine? Yeah, so what happens is
00:55:00
Speaker
Legolas and Fenrir jump and they miss. And then Lee, you guys are having this like, okay, what should we do? And then a giant shark jumps at Lee and takes a bite on him. But he's actually like on top of him. And Luke, you try and catch him, but he doesn't get caught. So you fall into the water with the shark coming after you. Is this a shark? Yeah.
00:55:28
Speaker
Can I see any of the other people around me? You can see Legolas and Fenrir in the water in front of you. Okay. The platform is a bit hard. You have to climb on top of it again. And you took two damage. Oh gosh. Go on without me guys. I'm gonna die in the first episode. Jess is getting his revenge. He is getting his revenge guys. I told you this is not gonna be easy.
00:55:52
Speaker
I shoot my arrow with the rope attached to the next level. You have rope? Did you say you have rope? Yeah, you didn't hear me? I don't think you did. Yeah, she definitely said grappling hook of scorpion. She definitely did. I think she did. Yeah, she definitely did, because she had Mortal Kombat really loud as well. I remember this vividly. Jesus. I'm in need. It's all right, Davina. I've always wanted to go out, but I don't know. Okay. How far is it from, like, the platform down?
00:56:21
Speaker
Like, you need a whole turn to get out. Fine, you guys keep going, it's good. You guys keep going, it's only a level. It's fine. So, Lee, I'm gonna need another deck save. Bruce from Jewel. Hey, you guys are the ones talking. You should be moving, but you're just talking. Well, no, you haven't told us we can keep rolling. Yes, you keep rolling. Keep going. Oh, okay. Well, that is a crisp 15. 15, okay. So, you see another sharp train jump on top of you, but then it misses.
00:56:50
Speaker
Okay, can I immediately try and get up on the platform, please? Sure. Roll the strength. Natural 20. Nice. So you're up. And the shark is no longer on you. Awesome. Can I flip the bird while I'm doing it as well at the shark? Awesome. I just think it'd be funny to see Wario swear. I just think it'd be fun. Guys, let's run. Let's just keep running and jump. Yeah, I rolled a 12 to shoot my arrow with rope attached to the next level. I don't think you have rope.
00:57:19
Speaker
He's playing he has rope. She's playing he has rope. Roll the persuasion. Roll deception. Roll deception. Seven? You don't have rope. Should I use my rope? Yes, I rolled an 18. Can I make it to the next platform, please? Yes. I use my long hair. I cut my hair, it's long hair, and I use that as rope. Yeah, the bolder hair. The bolder hair.
00:57:49
Speaker
Sifs hair. Yep. That's what I said before. Sifs hair. I have Sifs hair. Throw it. Roll persuasion. I love that. Me? Both of you, either of you. 20. Okay, sure. You have that. 20. I have all of Brock's gifts for the record. So I use the boat. Yeah, I was going to say. 14, Jess, to get to the next platform. That makes it. It's fine. Luke, roll a deck save for me.
00:58:19
Speaker
17. Okay. So shark, another shark tries to come at you and it just misses. I rolled a 20 or 18 actually. For getting to the other side. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. With your, with your rope, man-made rope. Yeah. Remember Jess, this is a mess again.
00:58:41
Speaker
Yes, no, I've given it to you. It's fine, you persuaded me. I cannot deny that. Okay, Jess, I'm gonna be honest with you. I just rolled a three for my next jump. So you fall in the water. Also Legolas and Fenrir are also still in the water, right behind you guys. Okay. Luke, roll another deck save. Should I just use the one that I used to try to jump? Nope, nope. You really wanted that roll? 19. Okay, fine.
00:59:09
Speaker
i'm gonna go just said it before but i think yeah no no i i heard you yeah you're already book it now it's well for me jess yeah let you get up yeah that's fine okay okay no one gets hit that one well i say no one
00:59:28
Speaker
Legolas is gone because he's in the water. Such a legolas. Carry on keep moving. Isaac's not here so somebody has to. Okay just again trying to get to platform four. I rolled a four. Okay you fall in the water again. I'm doing a really good job jumping. 16.
00:59:48
Speaker
Okay. Six. Six. I rolled a six. Okay. Oh, gosh. I get to the edge really quick. Get to the new one before the... You're going to swim it. Okay, roll... Yeah, athletics. I think athletics, or... Yeah, because you're swimming. Swimming is that. Eight. Yeah, you're very slow, if anything. Jess, it's 12 to get up. Yeah, 12 works.
01:00:16
Speaker
Okay, to get up, I got a 15. 15? Yeah, you're up. 11 to jump to the fourth platform. 11? Yeah, that works. 17 for the next platform. Perfect. 13. 13? Yes, that's fine. So we're all there. How many more platforms are there? I'm going to get them upside. I think, oh, I think there is 11 platforms. Oh, gosh. We're only halfway there, and I already got bit off. Wait, what did I just do? No, that's not right. Roll a...
01:00:46
Speaker
deck safely. Ten does not pass. So you take two more damage and another shark or another like, it's just a frenzy behind you now. There's like so many of them. They're just trying to, they're just jumping.
01:01:08
Speaker
Okay. Can I... Am I in the water or are they just bit... No, you're on the platform. How many sharks are behind me, Jess? Like 13 right now. Really? Yeah. So, you know the BFG? Yes. You know that annihilates an entire room, right? Sure, sure. Can I try firing out all these sharks? Yeah, sure. Okay. And watch them all respawning out. So...
01:01:35
Speaker
Because it's so powerful, I will give you two penalties, because you didn't roll a natural 20. They're not huge penalties. Basically, it takes a turn to warm up, or it just deals less damage. And not too much less, but less damage. A turn makes sense, because I was going to say, there's got to be some sort of power for it, because it does take forever to do. So next turn you can fire it.
01:02:03
Speaker
cool so I'll casually start powering that bad boy up but I'll try and jump to the other platform while doing this because it's a video game okay yeah keep going right guys I'm gonna die here I'm just gonna let you know actually and well you're looking back Lee
01:02:18
Speaker
you notice that in the where you started, it's basically black now. OK. OK. OK. Sure. So like the first platform you guys were on is gone. It's like black. OK. I'm literally in the platform five. Nineteen. Yeah, good. Six for the platform five. Yeah, you fall in the water and I want you to roll a deck save. Oh wow. Fourteen. Fourteen. OK, that passes.
01:02:48
Speaker
An absolute boss. You fall in the water and this shark just passes right over you. Okay. Nine to get back up on the platform? No, you don't get back up on the platform. Carry on. Okay. Luke, are you just standing?
01:03:04
Speaker
No, I'm going. I'm 17. Okay, 17. Am I on six now or am I on five? I think you're on six. Yeah, we're on six. I'm on six, so I think we're all together. It's just we're going slowly. Davina has just... Davita? I just... Davita, sorry. Yeah, Davita is on... She's on... No, she can climb up to six, though. She can climb up to six. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to be in the water with the sharks. I wish I had a jet ski.
01:03:30
Speaker
Okay, I rolled an 11 to get up on the ledge. Six. Okay, yeah, you're up. Roll me a Exsave Lee. Okay, do I need to reroll or can I use the roll that I just used? What did you roll? I rolled a third. Oh, you rolled it for a jump. Well, either way, it passes. Oh, okay. Either for your jump or for that. No, I'll do the invasion more than anything because I'm going to get eaten otherwise.
01:03:56
Speaker
Why do they keep going after him? They got a taste sperm or something? Yeah, definitely. They love the bit of Wario Romer. I'm rolling a dice and it keeps landing on Lee. Oh, really? 16 to get to platform six. Yes, that's fine. 19 for seven. 19, okay. 20.
01:04:16
Speaker
You call like a natural 20. You basically can do two. You can do, you can do like a major jump. So seven, eight. Yeah. Am I, am I on eight now? You're on nine. No, you're on nine because you jumped to seven originally. So you're on nine. Yeah. I've got it down here. Like Luke is just bossing it. So you're on 10. So you have one more.
01:04:40
Speaker
Gosh, what is going on here? And then like 11 leads into the exit? Yes. Okay. I'm not lying. Natural 20 just now. So you're also at 10. No, I was at seven. So I go... Oh, zero nine. Okay. See, I'm being kind to you, James. No, no, it's fine. I need you to roll a deck save, Luke. 14. That was my one to jump, but... That's fine. No, that's fine. Also, Lee, your weapon is charged.
01:05:06
Speaker
Oh yeah, I'm using that as a last resort, mate. Oh, okay. Wait a minute, they're all in front of me. They're behind you, but yeah. No, Davita's on nine. Oh yes, they are in front of you. I'm on nine, and Luke's on ten. Yes!
01:05:21
Speaker
but we have 11 if you jump yeah oh yeah me and lee are a nine then yes yeah yeah i'll just keep running then let's do that it's just in case i go i'm gonna get eaten by jaws i want to shoot it before it gets go for it Luke i need you to do a deck save yeah sure sure you can feel that damage
01:05:44
Speaker
and it like picks it like it like blinks and then it like disappears would you say yeah there's literally i'm i'm not i'm not lying nat 20 for me okay so you are you like taking one of those major jumps again and
01:06:02
Speaker
You're at 11. Do you see the exit? I rolled 3. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up. I rolled 19 to get back up.
01:06:36
Speaker
You see just get hit by the shark and then he like like pixel aids and then Disperses and what platform was Luke on? Oh
01:06:49
Speaker
11. Alright, cool. Does he drop any coins or loot? He would drop the initial coins, which is 10 coins. Alright, Luke, I've got you 10 coins for him. But not. But nothing that you closed off, unfortunately. Davida, roll a dex save.
01:07:07
Speaker
You take one damage. I'm literally standing on platform 11 waiting for Davina, Davita, sorry, just to make sure she's okay. Because I do. He doesn't actually want. I did like literally, I don't want her to die too bad because I just saw Luke die. I'm now getting a bit traumatized. Okay, jump to the next one. Please roll a deck save. What did you get?
01:07:29
Speaker
13 to jump to the next one. That's fine. 15 for my deck save. 15 you pass. You're on 10 now. I'm on 11. Oh, you're on it. Okay. So you already passed. Okay. Yeah. So you're both on 11. You see the exit. Run to the exit. Yeah, we run to the exit. That's the smart idea. Actually, can I stop, turn around and fire the BFG and see what it does to all those sharks? Sure. Roll.
01:07:52
Speaker
What was it? I was going to say. I'm terrified. 3d8. That is going to be 617. Okay. No, 6 and 12 make 18 already.
01:08:04
Speaker
Now I've got two sixes and a five. Oh, yeah. Right. Yes. Okay. You obliterate practically all of them. And then I walk out. Yeah. The double. Yeah. I just wanted to find at least the gun once before I died. Okay. You just see this, like this massive wave of.
01:08:23
Speaker
Just explode. I should have done that before. Luke died, but...
Powerful Weapons and Exit Descriptions
01:08:28
Speaker
Luke was Mars ahead of me at the beginning, sorry. The thing is, the BFG annihilates everything Davina. Davita, sorry. This is like plasma energy, like Death Star. Just think Death Star. That's how bad it is, okay? It's not great. You don't want to be in front of it. If you mind it, you're fine. In front, no. So as you go to the exit, it's kind of like, what do you call it?
01:08:53
Speaker
If you see any of like the Doctor Who or like like Narnia or something like that, where they enter into like this, like from one realm into the other, it like, it was dark and light and it shows anything. And you see the crowd of people again, waiting to take their turn. You are stepping out of the pool, you are soaking wet and you don't see Luke Gray now.
01:09:15
Speaker
No, gosh, I'll send him a message. You do. You OK? You do reload up our side tab on our arm, just like it pops up. Side tab. Are you OK, Luke? Luke has left chat.
Health Regeneration and Closing Remarks
01:09:30
Speaker
You receive a four with a four on top. Okay. Quick question. Devita, are you hurt? I got hurt once, so I have more health. So as a gamer, there's got to be some sort of health replenishment somehow or somewhere to purchase. Where can our characters go to regenerate before we decide to die again doing some tasks? Well, funny you should mention that because that is the end of the episode. We will come back to that next time.
01:09:59
Speaker
Yeah, thank you for listening. I will end it there because I'm getting tired. I want to sleep. But yeah, thank you for listening. Hand it over to Davida.
01:10:09
Speaker
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Speaker
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