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Ready Player One Part 4
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After the win but over all defeat of the challenge to get the first key. Our players take a moment to visit the Library for any helpful information. Luke loved it and began to ask many questions. While Davita and Lee travel to the moon to get new supplies.
*Content Warning* -
Gun fire and police siren.
Urination talk.
Children in danger.
Offer Link: zen.ai/rollingacrossthepondshorts
Offer Code: AcrossThePond
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Transcript
Session Introduction and Campaign Context
00:00:12
Speaker
Hey everyone, welcome back to Rolling Across the Pond. I'm your GM Jesse, and I'm actually running today as game, and it's Ready Player One. We're continuing on with that. So, let's see how long this short campaign can go. But yeah, I hope you're enjoying it, and I don't have an intro for this, so I'm gonna leave it to my players.
Character Introductions and Session Recap
00:00:36
Speaker
Hey guys, I'm Leon. I play the amazing Crash Bash 87. As you know from our last session, Jess is a turd in our set. Like, I've never been so angry at the end of a session to be like, yeah, nothing happens. And I know it doesn't work on like the audio medium, but all our faces, all my days. I think it was priceless for Jess, but I definitely couldn't sleep right away after we finished our session. Just saying, isn't it? Yeah. I'm ready to continue this because there's been a ton of fun playing, so let's go.
00:01:06
Speaker
Hi, I'm Devita. I play Sariel, who is now Galadriel, so Sariel's me. I'm Galadriel right now, Elf, and I'm doing my own outfit. Today it's gonna happen, I believe it. All three challenges, smoke them. Hi, I'm Luke, and we've been playing Baldur Dash, although I'm gonna try my best not to be playing for as much as possible so I can survive a little bit. This is your last one.
00:01:31
Speaker
No, no, no. I am surviving, but I doubt, I think Thor was the only one that could have survived that first challenge. So I think I'm just going to wait outside. Love that. Absolutely. Oh, also I forgot to mention.
00:01:49
Speaker
in your clan, in your clan group, you also gained an extra 50 gold for completing that. Yeah, so what did we get after it? Yeah, wasn't there a... What? Yeah, so you got a D8, 50 gold, and I believe 200 more gold, and obviously some XP is not giving you another level of D8.
00:02:10
Speaker
Yes. So anyways, with all this back and forth, we are playing Ready Player One, and I'm going to do a quick recap of the
Strategizing and Problem Solving
00:02:19
Speaker
game. Basically, what happened? These guys stood there for hours. They did an emote dance for a bit. Then Davida's character decided, let's find a ship. And they talked to Ninja Turtles. The Ninja Turtles guys were like, oh yeah, we'll help you.
00:02:36
Speaker
because your emote dance was really good, blah, blah. You guys went to the town center. Yes, that's true. You guys went to the town center, which you got some upgrades and benefits and things like that, but you didn't find a portal and that took you two days. And then you went back, you went into the portal, you played the game, Luke died again, but you two made it to the top, didn't die, gained XP, gained rewards, but no key.
00:03:04
Speaker
Did you say we gained any days of additional life or not? Yeah, we did. Yes. Yeah. So you have to roll a D8. OK. Did you roll a D8? I did last time. I did not. Yeah, I put it in the message to roll a D8. There is a one living the dream. Yeah.
00:03:23
Speaker
Whoo! Get that bad roll out of the way. There we go. Now, remember, you guys are keeping track of the yeardays. Yes, I showed you my... Oh, yeah, I haven't showed you this. This is slightly off topic. So, you know when we were, like, remembering what we were saying last time and health points? Yeah, just look at the bottom part here. This is all from remembering stuff.
00:03:42
Speaker
oh yeah mine is a mess too yeah i love it oh it won't focus it will focus it doesn't work in an audio because i blur my background and it thinks it's a background love it doesn't see a face zoom's algorithm yeah oh wow yeah you're up there with me you are up there with me pieces of paper look like doodling of like oh yeah i love it
00:04:06
Speaker
And I need to be racer. I'm going to go company racer because I don't have, I don't have any more space on this paper. I'll be right back.
00:04:14
Speaker
I love it. Right. Well, that is the recap. Is there any final questions before we get into? So when Luke died, he respawned. Does he respawn next to us? For story's sake, Luke is back to probably near-ish. We'll say that for story's sake. And now you're in a clan. So yeah, he responds nearest to his clan.
00:04:39
Speaker
Yeah, I was going to say, so like when he logs back on, obviously we'll get a ping as well for like saying that. Yeah. Okay. That's good. So you guys have exited the game with your rewards and no key. What are you going to do? You go through the emote meal and you do, why God? Why? Yeah. Yeah. No, my, my character just spawned like that. That's the default and I'm trying to figure out how to get it to stop just so I can act normal, but I love it.
00:05:08
Speaker
Can I have a look around and see if Skeletor and whoever
Underwater Exploration and Gear Acquisition
00:05:11
Speaker
was there, are they still around or are they swarmed off? No, they dacked. Oh, so they didn't respawn outside. They're just dead. They did. Oh, wow. That sucks for them. Wow.
00:05:24
Speaker
I feel like we're now playing squid games more than ready to play one guys. That's what he said though. He's like squid games. I know it's absolutely dark. I could even use my lightsaber in that challenge. I was hoping we were going to fight somebody.
00:05:40
Speaker
I never said you couldn't use it. Wait a minute, we could break it. Oh, break the platforms coming towards you. I never said you could. You guys all assumed it's still forward. I think we just broke it. I think we just broke the game possibly. If these lightsabers cut through anything, which they should do. Oh, mate, we should try on the first one. We should try on the first one. Oh, my God, if it works.
00:06:03
Speaker
If it's the one that jumps, if it's the one we're supposed to, yeah, if we're supposed to jump and it cuts through it, we don't have to do the ones that jump. We could just duck and that's fine. Yeah. Or just go like this. Maybe. Oh, but I have to roll an attack each time. He'll make me roll an attack each time.
00:06:22
Speaker
I wonder if you need to roll and are you absolutely serious? She's going to hold out in front of her. I will make her. He'll make me roll. So I'm either going to roll for jump or roll for slashing attacks. Oh, my God. But again, you guys are playing D&D here. It's not just. I know. I know. I know. It is a different kind of D&D, but it is. I'm just going to say the next campaign, he's going to say you need to speak. You need to roll a d20. That's why I'm waiting for.
00:06:56
Speaker
What are you guys doing? Luke spawns back to us, right? I'm assuming. He spawns, yeah, after he's off. And now what do they see, Luke?
00:07:16
Speaker
This big epic character where he's got this like large shining lasso and one of his hands is cut off and there's just a sword in it and this super epic dude in this nice beautiful garb is just sitting by the side of the tower crying being like so dumb.
00:07:34
Speaker
That's amazing. This guy's got like, he's like almost like Ash from Evil Dead, but it's a sword, not a chainsaw. Yeah, it's amazing. That's amazing. Holding like Wonder Woman's lasso. Yeah, I was going to say, literally, I've got Wonder Woman's lasso and everything. I loved it. It's a different effect, but yeah. Baldr Dash, is that you? Yes. I mean, yeah. Ow! Yeah. Yes. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm just, I should have. How many more times can you die before you're like actually dead? Three.
00:08:03
Speaker
Oof. Okay. I'm just kidding. You only have one time. Four. How many, who are you now then? Tear. I mean, like your, your Norse God is. Tear. I thought you said tear. Tear. Tear. Oh, okay. I may have heard of that one before. Cool though. Nice sort of. At this point, I realized that nobody really cares.
00:08:22
Speaker
I look at it, I look at it and realize I cannot give him a handshake on that hand. Otherwise I'm going to take positive damage. Well, high fives are so dangerous. I will say I rolled really low for it, so you'll probably survive.
00:08:38
Speaker
Oh, we look at it and we just go, oh, it's a, it's like a butter knife. That's fine. It's like, you're the God. There you go here. I'm going to like hook, but you're the God had like a sword that could just reach far enough to hit somebody. So I, I planned that it was going to be this extending sword that no matter how far I was from the enemy, I could just slash that would have been cool.
00:09:03
Speaker
Yeah, but then I got like eight. So now it's just like a glorified Wolverine claw. It looks cool. That's the whole point. Right. So paint the picture. You guys are standing in front of the library and you see all these different characters around you. Obviously there's the shipyard, there's the portals right next to you guys. Has anyone gotten the key yet?
00:09:29
Speaker
No. So this is the issue. If we debrief from what we just did, like we did all the things, we hit buttons.
00:09:37
Speaker
Although you didn't hit all the buttons on the side, did you? Is that maybe what it was? The buttons on the side. I hit one of them because I remember I took a hit shooting the cannon from Mega Man. So you actually hit Luke. You didn't literally hit Luke, but you hit the button and then Luke hit the button.
00:09:59
Speaker
yeah i hit it with a lemon this is the best thing you just see a pixel lemon just come out like like mega man just hit there and like yeah and then it was like i literally got hit quite hard by a barrier i was really annoyed yeah so if we if we try and hit the basically we try and hit the buttons we're almost guaranteed to get hit by one of the yeah so you're gonna take it unless you're lightsaber unless the lightsaber works but
00:10:23
Speaker
Let's roll
Return to Game and Strategy Adjustment
00:10:24
Speaker
inside. Okay, go for it. Are we all rolling inside? Nat 20, Nat 20, Nat 20. Cross your fingers, cross your arms, cross your toes, and your legs, and your eyes. Flip your tongue upside down.
00:10:41
Speaker
I was going to say, just because an automatic 20 he has to tell us. I've got 17, so I'm really not too bad. Yeah, but you can't tell us how to beat the game, like on a 20. Yeah, I would definitely do it. I would lead you in the right direction with a 20, with a 17. I'll give you something. Okay. I'm writing notes. Yeah, men was eight. Eight. Eleven. Eleven.
00:11:03
Speaker
So you're deduction-ly, you going through the game in your head, you're listening to these guys, and you're thinking, okay, there was one button that did something, who knows if it was helpful or not. Maybe what I would say, and it's a very big impact, I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say, because I can't think of anything else right now. You're late.
00:11:29
Speaker
All right. But maybe think of other un-aurist dogs to go in. Okay. Now, if you share that with the other two, I don't know. That is what you come to terms with. Okay.
00:11:41
Speaker
Okay. So we went up the spiral and he hit a few buns and we hit the top thing, nothing happened. When the water rose, those guys went in the water and then died. So. I'm not giving you anything else. Oh yeah. No, no, no. I'm just trying to think. Like was it, was it acidic when they fell in the water or was it just drowning?
00:12:00
Speaker
Yeah, we didn't. Yeah. Because if we get like scuba gear, that might be where the key is. You could dive down, grab the key. Oh, scuba gear would be good. Scuba gear would be funny. I'll gladly see Wario in scuba gear. I would love to see. Wait, isn't Wario just like, can he just hold his breath from the game? That wasn't a very big hint, Jesse.
00:12:24
Speaker
She said like, that did not help us at all. And it was a 17. Yeah, it was. Okay, so unorthodox ways. I honestly think, can we know about the lightsaber cutting things? Because I've got a gut feeling that... Not with the 17. Oh, no, no, no. That's an entirely different role, right?
00:12:43
Speaker
Can I try cutting through a pillar or something to see if it's going to have the same? Sure. I mean, it's probably not the same material, but yeah, sure. I'm literally waiting for this to just go through it and nothing happens at all. It is a glorified torch. That's what I'm praying it to. I paid a lot of money for it. Exactly. And then I'm going back and I'm going to I'll GTA that guy we bought off and get our money back. I want to even care.
00:13:05
Speaker
Yeah. I'm going to say it the American way, just because it also has that entirely different. Is there a statue near me? There's a statue near me. I can chop. Roll perception. Six. I mean, eight. There is, there is a statue. Davida, if you're going to lie, make it higher. I just forgot to add my.
00:13:28
Speaker
you think there's a statue further down sure okay can we can we walk to this statue yeah yes okay i'm going to do something and it might be inappropriate but it's i'm going to do something so your avatars can be anything correct
00:13:43
Speaker
yeah yeah i'm gonna pee on the statue if it moves if it's a living statue it will freak out you literally won't go to this statue and because i don't want it to murder someone that's all i'm saying i'm trying to make mode you mode me i don't want to beat it to murder somebody and this person screams and thinks
00:14:02
Speaker
yes okay good good good good thank god i didn't want it to kill someone that's the issue i don't want her body count to get as big as it is in there and you see this you see it was it was a lay it was the lady like depict it was a it was a principal depiction of the girl with the balloon painting thank god
00:14:23
Speaker
She's like, what are you doing? And she runs to the left, and it's her gargoyle boyfriend. He's also a statue, but he's a gargoyle statue. He's like, hey, what was that? Are you trying to enter my woman? I don't speak English. Well, do you speak?
00:14:38
Speaker
yeah and then i just kind of start using my email and just doing random stuff like i'm glitching like i don't know what i'm doing trying to confuse it persuasion deception deception that's it 19 19 okay give me a second why am i using all my good rolls now this is not good
00:14:59
Speaker
well i guess this this might be a survival one he's like he's like sorry i didn't know you weren't from here sorry sorry sorry me spoke english sorry oh yeah uh you you don't pee on ladies sorry and then i just turned around and go like so i casually woke up to defeat and go like you could have murdered a woman
00:15:23
Speaker
Just saying, there's every avatar. There's got to be like a tree or something, but we have to make sure because it's, it's ready. Play one. You could be anything like that's the worst thing that could happen. You'd be like, Oh yeah, the lightsaber works. Yeah. I just killed a five year old. Like you can't have that. You can't have that conscience, you know, could also just stab the ground. Do you want to write your name on the ground? Do it.
00:15:46
Speaker
Didn't you just try and write your name on the ground? What's the clown's name? Chaotic Smart. I'll write Chaotic Smart on the ground with my lightsaber. OK, you do it and it works. OK, sick. Put an exclamation point at the end. And I'll say it was here. Yes, with a Z. With a Z. I love that. The A's and that symbol as well. Just changing it.
00:16:11
Speaker
Okay, so that's good. Or the anarchy. Yeah, the anarchy. It doesn't necessarily mean it'll work on those things, but hopefully, I don't know. Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there? Oh, I really think we got to do it again. But there's got to be something we are missing. Ooh, with that, with that thought, roll inside for me again. All of us. She said it. Okay. 15. You think, oh, maybe there's something in the library that'll
00:16:38
Speaker
The library, to the library. That symbol. Oh, that would be great. That's a great idea for a teleporter. That's from Avatar. Sokka goes, I want to go to the library. Oh my gosh. Do you guys own back at the library? That was my emote thing too. Nice. You get it. They're slowly becoming one of us. Yes, come on.
00:17:07
Speaker
All the pop culture reference. You go to the library and you see Uber in his little cocoon. Uber, super Uber. What's up? Then Uber like pops out like, hi, I am where you are in the creator's brain.
00:17:28
Speaker
How can I help you? We want to figure out how to win the first challenge. Oh, I can't tell you that. Like he doesn't get a casual voice. Like this is a pre-recording. But the passcode is five, four, eight, two, six, eight. And that stops. And then you have to tell us because that was the passcode. No. This is why I should have asked for a game gene for my own. Just inputs cheat codes. Oh, that would be better.
00:17:54
Speaker
Okay, I need to do some research. The thing I'm looking into is the jump and
Preparation and Party Division
00:17:59
Speaker
duck game. And what is the objective? Ah, okay. Well, we have plenty of our creators' childhood of playing this game. You can watch them through that. There's a moment in time where he talks about this. There's a moment in time, actually, current age that he talks about this game. And there's this one over here where he explains how to beat the game.
00:18:20
Speaker
so there's three if we all take one if we all take one then we'll all come back that makes sense let's do that i'm curious oh i was gonna say childhood oh you can take it i'll take current
00:18:35
Speaker
And I will just take on the design aspect of playing the game then, I guess. The middle one, the one talking about, he's having casual conversation. Oh, casual conversation. Uh, okay. So we'll start with the now one. So you go to the aisle where recent events and you see him, you see me in front of a computer talking to people on a podcast playing a game called Ready Player One slash
00:19:03
Speaker
Alice in Borderlands and they're trying to figure out how to get key. Can I roll inside to see if I missed anything? Sure. But this is like right now. This is literally like right now. I love this. We're watching ourselves right now. I love that. I hear myself say right now. Right now. Right now. What? So that I'm listening to myself say right now and I'm like, whoa, that's so weird. No, you're not there. I'm the one listening to it. No, I rolled a three.
00:19:31
Speaker
You're just tripping out about sitting yourself right now. That's weird.
00:19:37
Speaker
Yeah. I found it a bit strange as well. Hope this helped you. Bye for now. And then you like, he goes to a corner and then he slides and he goes to the childhood one. And so you see Luke like just days and days of video gaming playing this game. You were hopeful that was a glitch in the system. You were there and then you just ate.
00:20:07
Speaker
So with an 18, I'd say that's insight, by the way, if it's something. Okay. So you can determine that's a very simple game. You literally jump in your duck and it speeds up and that the creator is very good. And, but
00:20:26
Speaker
but doesn't, when he, as he's playing it, you can see that there is no competition in his eyes. Not that he's being proud of it or being boastful, but there is no, it's about the game. It's just about having fun to where you see his sibling, his friend, like throwing the controller saying, it's stupid, why are we doing this? And he's just sitting there like, just, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B. Like, just playing it. Like with a smile on his face, he's enjoying it. Not necessarily paying attention.
00:20:54
Speaker
But sorry, not that he's ABABAB is the cheat code. It's just his mindset is this, is the enjoyment, the peace in it. Yeah, that's what you get with an 18.
00:21:09
Speaker
And this is Jesse, right? That's the crew. Should I know this already? I feel like I should know this already. And he's just this happy, cool, lucky guy. I wasn't always this way, but when I play video games, I'm all right. Yeah, you see this really attractive, younger me.
00:21:29
Speaker
No, I was, I was an awkward kid, but I didn't, I never really cared about competition. And so now Lee, you see this one time, he has a conversation and he's talking to his younger brother who's had enough of all.
00:21:44
Speaker
this game he doesn't want to play and he asks him you know what why like not why how how do you just keep going and all you just hear him say he's well i just need to keep moving forward so i do it you know i don't i don't have to think about doing that all i have to think about is jumping and ducky so and he's like but what if you stopped and
00:22:06
Speaker
be like well i'd go backwards and i'd lose and he's like well how like how do you keep how do you keep the pattern and then i say i don't realize the pattern i just look ahead okay and if you want to roll inside or anything on that go for it okay twelve twelve i'd say there might be something in this conversation that's not right okay that's all i can tell you
00:22:32
Speaker
Okay, we get back together and we discuss what we just saw. And then. I'm just kidding. So we all know. One second, one second. Yes, 16 for I talk to my teammates. Yes, I do.
00:22:44
Speaker
talk to each other so we know what each other just saw. Then I asked, what is the creator's history with buttons? And is there a vital importance to buttons? I don't think so. I think you're talking to Uber or you're talking to Uber. Uber says the creator plays a lot of games. I don't know.
00:23:06
Speaker
What were some of the games he liked playing where all you had to do was go forward and he found him quite peaceful and repeating? Well, the game that he played is obviously here. There's pinball, that old game, keeping the ball up, you know. There's any retro arcade game, really. Is there any specific that he spent more time playing as a child where he might...
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00:25:20
Speaker
have been inspired to create this game? Do I have to do an insight on that? Oh, he didn't create this game. He just got inspired by this game. And something else, because there's no buttons. So what was the game that inspired this, specifically? I don't know. You're the creator's brand, you should know. But he didn't create the game. He's getting inspiration from the game. Yeah, but what game is it, though, that he's took inspiration from? Oh, literally, it's called Fusion Frenzy.
00:25:46
Speaker
Are there any games here that are like just for fun to work collaboratively towards a goal instead of being competitive? There are a few of those. Sure. What are you looking for? Are there any here on the moon or? We're not on the moon. Oh, where were we? We're on the moon. The moon is where you shopped. You came back to the neutral planet. I don't know what it's called. Are there any games here on Terra like that?
00:26:15
Speaker
Well, there are many games like that. Midgard. Midgard like that. There are plenty of games like that, but he wasn't too much of a team player. He wasn't? No, he didn't really like playing. Prefer to kill his friends every single chance he took.
00:26:35
Speaker
Well, the quote he liked to tell people was, I like a team to where we started out altogether. They create the plan, they go forward, he waits behind, lets them all get assassinated, and then he jumps in to save the day. Yeah, that sounds like him. Sorry. I am Uber. Any other questions I can help you with? Are there cheats to this game?
00:27:02
Speaker
the jumping duck game. Cheats are not allowed. Is that not what mods are? I didn't ask if they were allowed. I asked, are there cheats? Cheats are not allowed. Okay, going back to Fusion Frenzy's inspired bar. In Fusion Frenzy, I'm assuming this is one of the game modes, correct? Yes. Is there one winner? Yes. That's why it didn't work. Because we both finished.
00:27:26
Speaker
We're not supposed to express them. And I don't think there's an end. Sorry. I had, I had a joke I was going to make that was very not Luke. Say it, say it, don't say it. No, I think we'll get interested. Mate, earlier I literally peed on a link statue. Anything's possible now. If that's true, we have to see somebody who's coming out of the game, who's, you know, finished the game, but not got the key. We need to ask them if they were the winner of that game.
00:27:54
Speaker
Like if they press the button, if they got to the top and press the button by themselves, because you and I pressed it together, right? Yeah, we did. So in order to confirm your suspicion that one winner will get the key, we have to ask somebody who's coming. The thing is, wasn't this the first game that as soon as you've done this game, it goes on a scoreboard? Is that what you said, Jess, right? When you get the key, it goes on. And there's no, and there's no one, when we've looked at that scoreboard, no one's done it.
00:28:23
Speaker
Okay, so. But we did meet that one guy who came out of the game. He said he got out of the game. It's true. We need to go find that guy. Yeah. We need to go find that guy. Find that guy or somebody else who's come out of the game. Yeah. Cause he was a surfer guy, wasn't he? Yeah. He was a surfer guy. Yeah. And then the other thing is that we didn't press all the buttons. If we did press all the buttons, we may have gotten it or there's another way up.
00:28:47
Speaker
Maybe there's a ladder or some tunnel or an off button or trap door or some other secret. Reverse button. Reverse button. There's got to be something we missed. Uber, quick question. Do you have any archive footage? You watched it last time, didn't you, Lee? It's not the same as that, Fusion Friends Day either.
00:29:12
Speaker
Oh, isn't it? Okay. Could you use, but it's not. It is, but it's not because that game didn't have buttons. The game didn't have buttons and it doesn't, and you'd literally stay in that one platform. You don't move forward. Okay. So it's inspired by it. Okay. But the idea of one player winning is still the best thing. I think the best shot. You guys have not rolled very well. No, we haven't. Need a nat 20. So, so Uber, obviously you know how the level goes.
00:29:42
Speaker
maybe maybe right if because obviously we cannot cheat but we can ask for advice cheating is not allowed cheating is not allowed asking for advice is okay though correct because it's not technically cheating cheating is if i want to teach he is not allowed so with all with all the components that he got inspired by on fusion frenzy what parts were added that is different to the video game that you just showed us
00:30:06
Speaker
okay roll okay no pressure 16 16 oh natural 20 not it's not natural oh so close so close
00:30:22
Speaker
What did you get? You see Uber. Oh yeah, what did you get David? I rolled that 20! Come on, Blas. You see Uber literally pick up his hand and he says, I can see your heart. He goes out of his robot phase again. I can see your hearts. I can see you don't want to be here. I want to help you. Can you give us a- I can't, cheating is not allowed. Yes. So don't cheat, but you can point us in the right direction without cheating. You can do that.
00:30:51
Speaker
How about I point you in the best connection I can, and he shows you a clip, and it's that conversation that you saw late. But in it, it didn't finish. It wasn't done. You just hear the creator, me. I wonder if you can go back. I wonder what's down there. And that is it. Instagram says, hey, put that in which you will. Was it aesthetic? I'm asking myself.
00:31:19
Speaker
Yes, I think it was a whirlpool. I think it's a whirlpool because it came out, didn't they? Now, when we press that button, did it stop the whirlpool or did it stop the water rising? That's a good question. It lowered the water. It lowered the water. You don't know if that stopped it or not, but you lowered it. What are they called? They're like kind of illegal for scuba diving, but the small
00:31:46
Speaker
things that you can put in your mouth with a little small oxygen tank. A rebreather? Yeah like one of those. Well I don't know that's a that's a thing from Star Wars actually I don't know if it's a rebreather is a rebreather is what they use in Star Wars. Yeah so like because the thing is because you can have it because I know there's they're scuba gibber I think some of them are legal in some countries but it's like we take this monster count for example you know how you got like a snorkel thing yeah where basically you have it
00:32:11
Speaker
Oh yeah, I noticed, I've seen them. And the small ones, and you can put it in your mouth, and then you've got a limited one there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, obviously, they're illegal in some things, because obviously, you could just use it to get high. Wouldn't know that, guys, just saying that that has opened things. Is there, so where we were, there wasn't like places where we can buy gearings. You have to go back up to the moon.
00:32:32
Speaker
Oh, bloody no, never got a waypoint. We're good, though. We set up a checkpoint. But it still takes you. It still takes the day to do it. OK, one day. So it'll take two days off of our thing. I don't know how much Luke has left. Unless who's got the most life out of us? Oh, no, no, no. Even if Luke, Luke, reroll a D4, D6 and a D8.
00:32:53
Speaker
I thought you were gonna say, Luke has the most life. And I'm like, you are the furthest from wrong. But you you've leveled up again. So maybe you have done quests and whatnot. So just get the days again.
00:33:09
Speaker
What was it? D4, D6, and a D8. I don't think he did the D8. Just don't roll a one. Two of them are ones. Not even kidding. That's hilarious. But the other ones are six. All right, we'll take that. Eight days plus your five that you already had? No, that doesn't... Oh no, it does stack. You already had about four days. How many do you have, Lee?
00:33:34
Speaker
with the role that I just had. I think I've got seven. So I have 11 days. Yeah. Seven. I've got seven. So my only issue is we go to the moon. It takes a day coming back as a day. We don't know how much they cost though, either. It's true as well. I have 560. Uber is that, this sounds really sketchy to ask you because your heart's in a good place.
00:33:56
Speaker
Is there anywhere that does like secondhand equipment or like a pawn shop where we can just trade in our stuff and exchange stuff for stuff? Or is that all on the moon? Pawn? Pawn. Pawn, like a pawn shop. You know how you drop stuff in. That's just an English accent. That's just an English accent. I can leave you to either way. Either way. I'm going to clarify, guys. Yes, I peed on a woman on who was a living statue, but not I'm not asking for a pawn shop.
00:34:25
Speaker
Well, it's back to back at the back because it sounds OK. So it's porn and porn. Oh, it's so close. It's so close. I can tell the difference, but but but I can't do it. I can't do it. It just sounded really funny because Jesse. Yeah. Oh, my days. Right.
00:34:43
Speaker
Uber says, everything's on the moon. Everything's on the moon. Okay. I wonder if we can go outside and see if any players have any like snorkeling equipment or something. And I'll just exchange one of my equipment people to try and save us time. The other thing I thought of is players who fall in.
00:35:01
Speaker
Have we seen any of them come out except for Luke? Wait, Luke didn't fall in. I didn't fall in. I just died because I got hit by it. Yeah, because Jess specifically said the Skeletor guy and the other guy died. So he did say they died. No, he said they died. Yeah, he did. So maybe if we're seeing anyone come out who didn't win the game or maybe respawning, if there's anyone responding who fell in
00:35:26
Speaker
I have a really bad idea, but I think it's going to be a fun idea. So if we have to go underwater, who did we catch a ride? Uber. No, to get to the moon and back. Turtles. I knew where he was. The murder turtles, as I like to call them. Oh, right. But we don't need a ride from them. No, but what are they? They're turtles, right? If they can, they can swim and breathe underwater because they're turtles.
00:35:55
Speaker
Yeah. I think we might have to bribe one of them to try it and just tell him to leave all his good gear with his brothers. So he doesn't lose his gear. All he loses is basically.
00:36:06
Speaker
whatever Gary's got on him, right? And whatever gold. And if he hasn't got anything on him... But what if he gets the key? I don't think we can let him... Well, no, if he gets the key, then we know how he does it. And then we can do it. We just got to keep it between us and the murder turtles. I don't really trust this. No, me neither. Like, but, you know... Are you going to the toilet while you guys continue to deliver? Yeah, I think that's probably the best part. When I come back, a plan must take place. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:36:30
Speaker
Okay. So we need to find, we need to find, we need to go back to the moon, I think, and get something to breathe underwater. Even if we do send turtle, I mean, I rolled a nat 20 and saw, we saw that he talked about, we got to go down. And so. Do turtles have underwater breathing? Yeah. Cause they live, they're turtles, like finding Nemo night.
00:36:53
Speaker
So, Jess, a quick question. When you say people become their avatars, do they become that living person? Or is it just a skin? Okay, so yeah, we need to go to them. Get them done. Because if they became a turtle, that solves all our problems. All we have to do is probably with murder turtles. But other than that...
00:37:12
Speaker
OK, so what did you say? It was like basically it was a day via the portal that we've put on there. It's a day. Yes. Yes. So if we walk through the portal, we've got a portal already. It's not a portal. It's a ping. Oh, sorry. So yeah. So you're not going through a portal. A portal would be instant.
00:37:30
Speaker
yeah so we've pinged we've pinged here already yeah we've and we've pinged to the moon so we can ping to the moon let's do that let's do that guys and you're basically just reenacting what you did before yeah so if you don't mind i'm just going to go here though until you come back okay you can go for it very limited lives and that is surrounded by books i'm very i'm curious how far how many questions i can ask about jesse
00:37:55
Speaker
I love that. Okay. Let's stick with Luke then. He's still there and you guys are traveling. I love that. I love that. That's just great. Don't worry about turtles breathing through their butts. That's weird. This episode has gone into madness. We're talking about turtles breathing through their butts. I sounded like I wanted to go to a pawn shop and also I peed on a living statue. Ready, play one, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to this podcast. Love it.
00:38:20
Speaker
And Jesse just wants us to finish. Exactly. But I believe the word is we can't cheat, so we could cheat. Okay, but before we go through the portal, I want to see, did anyone show? It's a ping. Or ping, sorry. Okay, before we go through the ping, do I see anybody who's come like maybe respawning near the portal? Anyone respawning near the portal? We're all perception.
00:38:49
Speaker
Oh, 19. 19, yeah. Okay. I want to go up to them. Who do I, the first person I see. There is a skater girl.
00:38:59
Speaker
Hey, what's up? Did you just try the, the, the, the, what game is it? Spiral of Doom. That's what I called it. The first key game. Yeah. Yeah. Just, just got out of there. I made it to the top, everything. Did you press the button? Yeah, of course. What happened to the rest of your companions? Did you do it as a team? Oh, I'm, I'm so low.
00:39:22
Speaker
Okay, thanks. Yeah, were you the only one remaining? Yeah, do you see any of the people who were with you showing up here? No, I don't think so. I think they'll died. Yeah, but sometimes if you die, you can respond. And I'm wondering if anyone has respond, but no one around me, I'm by myself. So I don't have any members to my own clan or whatever.
00:39:43
Speaker
Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm going to see if we can find some videos. Good. Good luck in your games. Fist bump. Nice. Nice. Nice. And then I go for my emote wheel and I appear and I do an Ollie or something. Oh no. I do a kick flip because they're cool. I'll do a kick flip and we're like, catch you later on the flip side. Kick flip. And then walk away. Rolls roll.
00:40:08
Speaker
Okay, I'm gonna let you know, that's a solid 13. Unlucky number for some, but I'm pretty positive. Yeah, you know, I'm pretty positive. You don't, that acrobatic. It's not like I said, I'd do a triple, just one. It's all right, it's all right, it's not too bad. She's like, all right, man, two. Okay, it's the next person I see that just respond. Exactly. You see, like, it's, there's constantly people going in and out of this thing. So it's like, I just need to find somebody else coming out.
00:40:33
Speaker
There's a... Is that anyone that looks... Is that anyone that looks wet? If they respawn, they would look wet. Okay, I'll go talk to the alligator. Oh, respawn. Like they've just shown up or like gone through... No, no, like they died and then they respawned. It doesn't tell us who died though and the game doesn't tell us who died. Oh, that's kind of... it's not much.
00:40:54
Speaker
And I definitely don't see the other guys who were with us on our thing. Okay. They could have a different save point. They could have a different, or they've done what's happening to our companion and going through all their characters of like, who want to be. So they might come back as someone different. I'm also, yeah, that's why I was looking for someone who responded. It looked like they come up with a new avatar. They're coming back. The name does show up again. If you.
00:41:19
Speaker
Yeah, the name would show up on the top, but. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just feel sorry for the guy who died a Skeletor. Cool avatar to lose. Yeah, we don't, we don't find a Skeletor here.
00:41:30
Speaker
No, let me roll. I would laugh because like that looks like Skeletor. No, that's just a skeleton. Skeletor. Yeah, there's a Skeletor. Yeah. Oh, but he's he's three foot two. So it's not the same guy, obviously. Well, it's not an avatar, but it could be the same guy. Could be. That's sick. Could be. That is absolutely sick. And there's a three foot light Skeletor. Anyway, do what's Luke going to do? Because we're probably going to go to the movie. Do you want to talk to him?
00:41:58
Speaker
I just want to ask him, hey, did you do the first key game yet? No, no. It's too scary for me. I'm this many. Oh, how did you get into this game? He's pretty good with emotes, I will say.
00:42:13
Speaker
Ollie holds his hand up. High five in bag. He's like, yeah. He's like, you're five. Bad life choices. Fair. Oof. I'm sorry, buddy. I wanted an ice cream. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Let's go to our ping.
00:42:32
Speaker
true. I literally laugh because I like I felt awkward about like peeing on a woman who was a statue. You just talked to a five-year-old. Who's destined to die probably. Who's destined to possibly die. Yeah. Yeah so okay let's go over to Luke while you go to travel. So what are the questions? What are you trying to find? Well no he's like so if Jesse was stuck on an island and could bring one item with what would it be?
00:42:57
Speaker
so you guys end up on the moon what are you doing we are going to a place that looks like it will sound scuba gear uh frowns probably has it fronds yes yes let's go see fronds fronds
00:43:17
Speaker
we all heard different things i i heard france i'm like i don't know why france but okay i thought it was france because he was japanja that's why i heard france as well i'm just gonna say i've been taking out context ever since peeing on that statue i'm literally this is a this is like a hateful attack at lee and my pronunciation of things and i'm really bad at pronouncing anyway so this is quite hilarious you can roll perception if you want to actually find a school place
00:43:45
Speaker
Oh, no, we're going to go. We've already made a connection with the person, so we're going to go in looking really sad, right? Is that what we've got to do? Yeah, go on with frowns. We've got to go with frowns and leave with smile. That's right. That's a shirt. That's a shirt right there. That's a shirt right there. So you've got to turn that frown upside down. Exactly. So you enter frowns and you both look sad. Give me a performance check.
00:44:11
Speaker
I'm going to walk into emote emote with a emote music of playing the smallest violin like a really sad music. Do you get another natural 20? I got a 12. So I'm just going to be quiet and let let
00:44:30
Speaker
She's a returning customer as well. This is even better. It works in our favor. You approach and... Oh, darling. Oh, I can't even get the accent out of that. Oh, darling. What's wrong? I can't get it out. It's not coming. Oh, darling. Yeah. But what can I do for you? We need snorkel gear and a tear comes down. Great performance. Oh, of course. Of course.
00:44:58
Speaker
or something that's not snorkels but it has the oxygen in it you know they're like kind of like a scuba diving look for smaller versions yeah we need it so bad oh yeah yeah okay okay i i should look i should look
00:45:15
Speaker
And he pulled out like everything, like honestly. He's like, I have here the faucet with the flippers and the scuba suit and the goggles and the tank. I have the breath of light, the breathing apparatus. I have the goggles by itself with the snorkel. I have
00:45:35
Speaker
What, what, what do you want? Do you have that little one that you just like strapped your face? Yes, yes, yes, yes, you're here. How much? I have 20. We don't need 20. How much does it cost? What do you have? Not very much. We're so poor. Oh, okay.
00:45:51
Speaker
take it 20 gold per set yeah 20 gold 20 gold per set and and including the slippers for everything 20 gold for us everything yeah can you can you advertise for my company
00:46:07
Speaker
yes yeah okay then yes it's 20 gold i take i take my helmet because obviously in aliens they write stuff on there and i'm i ask like what do you want me to write and i'll just write it on there and it was with a sharpie just right
00:46:23
Speaker
come with a brownie with a smile and okay so just write down my helmet and then i realize i like wearing this and i'm just like that's some that if i murder anyone that's the last thing they're gonna read and we're getting the flippers too right the flippers and the goggles yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:46:39
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here's some stickers. Here's some brochures. Here's a shirt. Okay. Thank you. We'll definitely advertise. Bye. Thanks. I'm going to leave with a smile. Do we say it was 20? It was 20 for everything, right? Okay. I'm taking that out of our shared gold.
00:47:04
Speaker
I'm going to emo out and a barber shot hat appears on my head. And I go, hello, my baby. Hello, my darling. And I would put the T-shirt on and put a button on and the sticker. Sleep dancing. Yeah, that's what we do. And I'm going to do the dancing in the rain, like kick the heels together. Kick the heels together.
00:47:27
Speaker
Perfect. And as you guys close the door, we cut to the owner of Crown's and he... And he cuts back to you guys. Anything else you want to get? No, I'm just going to yell out, go in there for all your needs. This guy's an absolute gangster.
00:47:49
Speaker
Just one question. What is, what if that water is not water that it is acid? I would take one for the team first then if you want, cause I haven't died yet. You guys have died. If I die, I go to six health instead of 12. Okay. Luke, are you coming with us? Oh no, Luke's still there though. We need to go back anyway and meet up with.
00:48:09
Speaker
Oh, right. He didn't come with us. Are you guys just going back? Yeah. So if we, we ping, cause I think that's it. I think we need that. We don't need anything else. I was going to see if we had anything. Well, like, is there like a healing booth, like some sort of like hospital or I just want to just boost up my health to, to. Oh, that's on the mainland.
00:48:30
Speaker
Is that where we were, where we meet up with Luke? Yes. Yeah. I mean, because we could eat pizza and I could use my ring. I know I can't. I need a long rest before I do that. I can't heal anybody with my ring yet until we get a long rest. Well, you know, you had it, you had a long rest. Let's say, let's say you all had a long rest because it's been a day. Oh, so just save it. Yes. I would say save that charge and we just eat like a Big Mac or wherever as well to top us off. So how much do we save for like resting?
00:48:58
Speaker
to your full health now. Okay. Full health and I'll be reset to my ring. How did I write that? 15 of eight. I can give out total of 15 HP then.
00:49:10
Speaker
I start to think like, we've left Luke in there for two days. What has he discovered? What has he been asking? I'm so confused. We cut back to Luke. So I'm just walking around this newfound hall being like, this has been there this entire time. Jesse's drawn fan art. It's an art gallery of just me. And it's like, I love it. I love that.
00:49:39
Speaker
Yeah. Is there any last minute questions? Do you have anything, Luke, while they're coming back? No, it's just random questions. I'm happy to do like a side thing for the Patreon people. Thousand questions. Of a thousand questions, plugging Uber, if you wanted to do something for the Patreon people. That's the side project. That's another side series for Luke. He's cashing in on all these side series as possible. I love it.
00:50:06
Speaker
Yeah. You guys come back and it's just a, it's a graveyard of just dead cobalt everywhere. And I'm like, yeah, it was a crazy adventure that happened the last two days. I'm glad that that was recorded on this. Like it takes an entire side campaign to explain what happened in these two days while you guys were gone.
00:50:36
Speaker
and then and then you see uber like just wave his hand and be like he is joking he just asked lots of questions i just look and i go like yeah uber's the real murderer here like he murdered all these okay but i'm gonna check the thing again did anyone get the key
00:50:54
Speaker
Okay. Quick question. Is there anywhere safe? Oh, no. Yeah. Safe to give my items. I'll lose the BFG if I die, but I can pass off the Mega Man gun, can't I? Yes. Because if I fail, I want a gun. Smiley faces.
00:51:10
Speaker
There is a safe for items. You can rent a spot or you guys can buy your home, you can buy a plot of land. I realize I'm a walking arsenal because I also have the noisy cricket from Men in Black as well as the BFG. Oh yes, that's right. I want to put a locker or something if we have a locker. It is a rentable locker. Rentable locker.
00:51:38
Speaker
you can also buy your house you can put a safe in there mate we haven't got enough money for a house you're kidding me we're like have you seen we bought a lightsaber yeah like we've got days to live it's like oh yeah i want to live in a virtual reality knowing that okay roll perception for me but i want to build into myself and this whole gate the rest of the game will just be me describing how i'm building this house
00:52:00
Speaker
and oh you need these resources, let's go gather these resources and then we can build it. I feel like that will happen and it just pans out. This is Animal Crossing. Jesse has played The Sims on Animal Crossing and it's made you and he's just kind of like like a mad genius.
00:52:18
Speaker
Yeah, I will say though, I do want to read like, can we have fan fiction of all of us playing Animal Crossing that we're in Animal Cross? That's an interesting idea for a side campaign that we're crossing. Oh, we should Animal Cross farming simulator. I feel like my kind of thing to do though, because it's like,
00:52:37
Speaker
I want to read like Jesse's cumulative knowledge of his workout routines. Cause you should see you, but never go. We're going to find out. Yes. He like a lot of decks stuff and just see if I can learn anything from you. Okay. Interesting. Just.
00:52:54
Speaker
Just to also fill in the last two days without having to ask you a bunch of questions. A bonus episode of just Luke asking you questions. It's set as a single or one-shot combat but it's just Uber taking psychic damage of like
00:53:19
Speaker
Exhaustion levels. Exactly. I would say, like, role history for me. So what'd you guys get for perception? Why were we rolling that again? I forgot.
00:53:33
Speaker
You watch Jesse in his martial arts classes, you watch Jesse do like the different stunts and whatnot, and you get nothing. I get like negative being like I'm trying to to do it and I like break my shoulder being like trying to hear my martial arts. Just you don't get any from it. Alright, cool. You're rolling perception to look for a place to hold your stuff.
00:54:03
Speaker
Oh, I got an A20 again. Oh my goodness. So I got 19. Oh, okay. Well, you both, it's a bit far, but you do see that there is a, it looks like heavily guarded, heavily armed, highest tier security. It says like antivirus after antivirus name on it. And it's like.
00:54:26
Speaker
Rent safe here. Store gold, store object. I literally look at their guns and I'm like, that gun. Yeah, we'll go there then. Pass the arm guards. Yes, they... But we need to see how much is it going to be to rent a safe here. Probably not a lot. It looks high security though.
00:54:45
Speaker
Yeah well they do that just in case. Okay well that's how much is it? Yeah I guess that's their their anti-software is basically armed guards. I love that. So so you walk in or you you begin to walk in and one of the guards stops you and it says new or existing? New.
00:55:03
Speaker
knew that that line please. I'm with them right? Yeah. Yes. Okay. I'd laugh if he goes existing and goes in and he's got an arsenal of all the stuff he didn't realize. You've been busy for two days.
00:55:19
Speaker
Like you're returning to Abed in the community episode. Yeah, exactly. He's got his whole community and families. Love it. So you see the, it's not a long queue. It's just, it is, it is a queue. The existing one's a bit quicker. It is not really a queue. It just is a door. But yeah, so you get in the queue, you go through it and as you enter the actual building, it like.
00:55:46
Speaker
warps and as you enter you kind of go into this like display screen rather than this in your character and it says must pay entrance fee. Before we can even rent. Yes. How much is the entrance fee? 10 gold. That's alright. Do we all have 10 gold? I'm glad we have a shared account for our clan. It's just one entrance fee that night. Yeah because we're all a clan right? It's just one entrance fee for our clan. If you wanted to go through the clan entrance that would be a different one. You're going through
00:56:14
Speaker
you didn't say there was a clan entrance yeah the security guard did a check the security guard is doing a terrible job right now i'm telling you and i don't pay the entrance fee i go back and go through the clan entrance okay so then the clan entrance is on the other side it's still the same building but a separate side where it says clan plan entrances and and then again regard stops he says existing or new no no you just saw us like two seconds ago mate
00:56:41
Speaker
It looks like the same guard, but he's like, oh, that was my brother. I feel like at one point the guard's going to be like, you're returning? I'm returning, but I'm new. You're new. I love it. So you go down and you go in again, it displays it and it says 30 gold. For entrance fee. That's where you plan.
00:57:02
Speaker
Okay. We're going to use our shared gold. Now we have zero, our shared gold. No, we haven't. We've got, oh. Cause I use the 20 to buy our snorkel gear. Oh yeah. But that's fine. I still have money too. We do. Okay. So you go in and you see like three kiosks and no real queue, but yeah, you see three kiosks. They go to the kiosk and they say, hello, you are opening an account.
00:57:32
Speaker
Yes, we would like to store some items. Okay, please store your items. How much is it per day? It is five gold per day. Ah, I'm off. Okay, is there any catches? There is no cheating. What does the fine print say? No, I guess it basically is we can store it here, but obviously we pay. If we can't pay, we don't get our items back. Simple. That's how it works, right? Yeah.
00:57:56
Speaker
Okay, do I trust this place? Roll for... roll insight? Roll for... Mate, it's just an infantry wheel. I know, but I just, I don't know, Jesse could be the devious GM and he's trying to swindle us off of all our cool stuff. I'm going to tell you now, I'm not going to tell you now, if he tries to do that, I'm going to whip out a BFG and I'm going to level that fucking building. My gun ends levels. That's how powerful my gun is. Your gun. Why did you roll with your insight?
00:58:24
Speaker
13. 13? Yeah, it seems trustworthy. Okay. That's a good choice. Yeah, I just hand over my Eggerman blaster then and be like, yeah, don't lose this. Oh, and my noisy cricket case. No, screw that. BFG's going in there and I'll keep the north. And there. I'm going to use that for something faster.
00:58:41
Speaker
the the person at the in at the other side says thank you and grabs it with two fingers and like stretches her arm out and drops it on the conveyor belt and they chase it anything else i'll give him my lightsaber because i don't think i'm gonna need that underwater that's no great choice and again fried two fingers and then stretches out and drops it and
00:59:07
Speaker
anything else. I guess Luke's headband thing because I still have that. I mean you could also give it to Luke. I'll give it to Luke and say hey do you want to store this or do you want to keep it? Well you can drop it and he can pick it up. Oh yeah I'm not gonna drop it I'll just pass it to him it seems rude to be like oh let me pass it to you. Well you can't you can't pass it you have to drop it. Oh do you want your headband now or do you want to store it? I can probably justify it yeah I'll keep it. You'll keep it okay I'll drop it and now you say you pick it up
00:59:36
Speaker
I have 600 gold. So can I give 600 gold? Yes. Deposited. Yeah. Because if we technically die, that gold is going to be at the bottom of the world pool or wherever. And we need to back up just in case. Okay. Anything else? Yeah. Can I give my 500 gold? I'm going to keep 60 gold just in case. Just in. For your tier, you can keep up to 10,000 gold.
01:00:04
Speaker
Interesting. Anything else? Luke, do you want to store anything in here? I don't think so. I think I'm good. I don't really have much. All I really have beyond this headband and my personal goal is the cumulative goal. Oh, nevermind. Yeah, that's gone. Okay. Well, I was going to say, cause I gave you the headband back, but yeah, you want to keep that. All right. I think we're good. Okay.
01:00:25
Speaker
When we come back, we go into the returning aisle, then I'm assuming, the returning accounts. I don't. I'm assuming we just leave, right? There's an exit for leaving. Wait. There is an exit, yes. We can get our stuff back, right? Yeah, we just come back. Of course. It's like a bank. You just walk in. Yeah, but we get into the line for returning customers. Yes. Returning customers. Why are you confused about that? I live in the bank.
01:00:49
Speaker
I don't leave. Oh, yeah. This is like another Uber thing. They'd live here. Their AIs, they wouldn't understand it. You've done well, Susan. See you later. Bye. Congratulations. No, it's not. It's just really bad AI. That's all it is, mate. It's really like all that thing is security and they hired them. Like I can't say.
01:01:09
Speaker
He's just basically just like, hi, my name is Susan. I'm here, here, here, here for your pleasure. I hope you're right, Lee. All right, let's go back to... If not, I'm BFG-ing the place. I don't care. I'm past caring. I'm BFG-ing it, you know. Okay, we're going back then.
01:01:26
Speaker
Let's go. As you exit the bank, you see, because you are members, you get to, you see behind the curtain and you see this place is surrounded by bank robbers.
01:01:41
Speaker
I'm like no one there's no there's no alarm they as soon as you see them try and enter it they disintegrate like yeah like I literally I guess I guess it's like Fort Knox for everything like literally it's so high security where there's so many robbers free shit
01:01:59
Speaker
Like, do you spend 500 on a lightsaber or take the chance of getting it for free? If you think about it, the more high security something is, the more people are tempted to break it. That's how hackers work. They're like, that is a mountain I can climb and I'm going to try and take it out.
01:02:18
Speaker
It's not usually how it works. It's fine. Communication. Yeah, it is. Yeah, 100%. So this is the question, right? There's like loads of people trying to get in, like, there's probably going to be like a hilarious thing that we could do something illegally. But the problem is, is you're going to have to go past security and remember death. Okay, whatever. Let's go back to the portal. We're going to go through this game. Remember these people signed the... Yeah. I don't know. Is sleep going in? Or are we all going in?
01:02:45
Speaker
Right, I can gladly take one for the team because I've not died. Because you've died once, so your full health is what though? If I die again, I'm out. Yeah, Luke dies, he comes back as a new thing. I haven't died at all. So maybe, I mean, if you all want to go in, Davida just needs to finish it. I technically got three lives. Well, four lives because I'm still not dead. But if I die... You halved your life, so you don't half it again. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have six and then you're out. So you have one more life.
01:03:15
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. But we know for sure that if he gets the key, it's for all of our clients. I'll take the risk because then... I mean, Luke also can come back. I'm talking on behalf of people. I don't want to do that. Go on. I think Luke could do it because I'm just worried that Luke will lose another appetite.
01:03:38
Speaker
I just know that last time it was helpful for all of us to go through it because we got all that extra bonus for being able to see it. But if we're going down, does it really matter?
01:03:49
Speaker
The question is, we don't know as well if it actually automatically kills us. Exactly, we don't know. All we know is that when people got swept away, they just disappeared. They didn't disintegrate, they just disappeared. They didn't know if they died or not. They didn't pixelate, Jess specifically stated. So we just didn't see them. They just got swallowed up the water. We just assumed that they popped us out. So who's going? Do we want to split the party? That's the choice. Well, last time we split a party, it didn't work out well for us, did it? Oh, yeah. Don't listen to Roll Across Pongos, I don't know what podcast I'll tell you.
01:04:19
Speaker
Right, Animal Kingdom, fantastic. So yeah, let's go together. You know, we live together, we die together. Yeah, sure. 100%, ride or die. Yes, exactly. Right. We'll go together. It's all about family. I'm at the biggest risk, but you know, it's fine. Yeah, we just did. Yeah, we just did, mate. We ride or die. Okay. And I have healing. So if we need to get healed, and we also have our pizzas. Oh, bad water pizza. That's gonna be hilarious. That'd be gross.
01:04:46
Speaker
All right. Let's go. So are you all going in? Yeah. Yes. Okay. So you all enter and I'm going to roll. So there is a guy in the Fortnite banana outfit. Yes.
01:05:02
Speaker
Then there's Master Chief guy and then there's Donald Duck. So you start out and again, you're at the edge between the water and the post. And I believe two down, this is just by memory. Like you don't see it yet because it hasn't started, but as soon as two pass, the button is still there, obviously. Just to keep that in mind.
01:05:28
Speaker
And was it too past? I think, I think it was too past to start. We'll just say that for now. Yeah. Cause we, we already know the information and we finished the thing. Two of us didn't work. We talked to someone, they got all the way to the top and they hit the thing and it didn't even, and they were the only one running it. So it has got them. So what I will say on.
01:05:48
Speaker
Are we doing like a group dance or a group thing? Oh, I know exactly what emo I want to do. I know exactly what emo I want to do. And so again, you are surrounded by an audience, you're surrounded by a page, and you just hear. Oh, and does anybody want to do anything with the first second that you have, the only second that you have? I do, but it's going to involve what's going to happen after.
01:06:14
Speaker
So what do you do? Snorkel on? Sure. Okay. Um, you see, you see Donald Duck in not Donald Duck's voice because it's just the skin. Oh, he might. I really wanted to hear you try and do it. My throat is getting a little bit dry, so I can't do very much right now. I was going to, but I like, I'm feeling it. So I can't really say so much, but he goes,
01:06:44
Speaker
He's like, what's with the snorkel and scuba gear? Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm so, I just, I know my emote's going to just really piss off the PCs and probably make you two laugh. So I'm excited. Okay. She's going to stand there quietly. No, I'm playing less. Yes. Respect. Respect.
Language and Humor in Strategy Discussions
01:07:07
Speaker
Okay. Yes. Sorry. Sorry. We're going to keep doing that.
01:07:12
Speaker
Two questions we don't want to answer. English, not first language, really casually the worst kind of accent you could do. So I'm not even, I'm like, man, I'm not even going to talk. So Mexicano. Mexicano. Cool. Cool. All right. And it goes to red, yellow, orange, whatever you want to call it, amber, green. And the first four.
01:07:42
Speaker
Wait, what are you doing, Lee? Oh, I'm going to take my snorkel out, go for my meat wheel, and I'm going to Star-Lord it and just go, boom, go backwards.
01:07:58
Speaker
I'm not going to boom and then oomph back on. First one. This is why I'm telling you, you've just got to enjoy pop culture references. It's pretty play wrong, guys. So the first one is a jump.
01:08:14
Speaker
backwards as well what oh no you're gonna go backwards if you're gonna go backwards are you are you all going backwards and you scuba you or am i going and then just i want to see what happens if he touches it once he touches the ladder okay so you need to roll i believe it was death saves with advantage yeah
01:08:37
Speaker
and Lee, you go in the water and a natural 20 again. About time. Can't like to be to have all of them. So what I want you to do, Lee, is I want you to roll a strength save
01:09:00
Speaker
Okay, so my question is, I'm using a noisy cricket.
Action Sequences and Game Mechanics
01:09:05
Speaker
We all know how that gun works. Sure. So if I'm shooting as well. No, if I'm, if I'm being dragged in a certain direction, I want to shoot the direction that I'm being dragged to with the noisy cricket. Now, if we all remember many black, you get fired back because of the power of the gun. So my idea, kind of like a team, the movie, I want to avoid being gained, sucked into a plug hole.
01:09:30
Speaker
by firing the noisy cricket okay i understand but you are literally entering the water so what i would say is roll roll the strength say first okay yeah sure that's what my intentions are but i'm assuming i'll do the same 14 14 okay that's you're fine like you're not drifting in
01:09:50
Speaker
but you're fighting the current. So I can feel a current. Yes, you definitely feel a current pulling you. So you're going to have to do another strength save at some point. But what did you guys get for you? Oh, you got a natural 20. I got a 12. 12. Okay. You both pass. Luke, you again see the button and you see that there is, they're both ducked. Did the other characters jump? They kind of put this. That's a good question.
01:10:16
Speaker
I bet they're confused why I went backwards. It's a bit daunting. As I flip them off. Man, the massive chief made it. To be honest with you. And Donald Duck and the Banana Dude fall back. They get hit. But they don't die, they just get hit. And so then I need deck saves again if you want to keep going or you want to go back.
01:10:38
Speaker
Okay. So can I just do a perception and see if I see anything in the water? Sure. I'm assuming. Cause that's what I need to look for. Cause otherwise I'm just sitting in water for fun. But this is going on at the exact same time. So you're going to need another deck save if you're going to wait for him to tell you that. No, you can. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Or you can go back into the water. Oh no. 15, 15 for me. Am I just, I just want to put my end on the water and see if I can see anything shiny or whatever. Cause that's what I'm looking for. I like a key.
01:11:07
Speaker
OK, well, I need these guys to tell me what they're also rolled safe. Oh, yes. You know, I'm going into the water. OK, that's all I needed to do. Instantly vaporized. Then I want to go in the water. The only reason I went forward is because I wanted to make sure that he wouldn't instantly be vaporized as soon as he touched the water. I love that. That's fine. The last thing I went out with was going boom. Pixelation like brilliant. And I did. I just want to like jump over the first one.
01:11:35
Speaker
And then, and then like, do a, I don't know, I want to do something cool, but I don't follow them, run back and dive in the water or something. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. So with the 15 while they're doing that. You.
01:11:51
Speaker
the more path okay right what is it is in where the plan where we are spinning i'm seeing it under yeah okay all right interesting okay yeah okay so now you're all underwater i'm gonna keep rolling for the other guys but i need strength saves i remember if i remember last specific number what did you get luke 16 16 okay this is the strength
01:12:13
Speaker
yes do we have to remember to jump while we're underwater or no for some reason it doesn't reach it strange okay 17 17 8 so 16 17 just eight you know eight it's fine right so
01:12:28
Speaker
Davida, you and Luke kind of are staying kind of where Lee was as you like enter the water. You were like, you catch your breath, take a moment and then you just see Lee fly in and kind of like sucked in.
01:12:45
Speaker
Sucked into the whirlpool? Yeah, I'm gonna need... I will say with that, I need a wisdom save. Okay, sure, not that one. I'll say it flat. Okay, yeah, I'm not wise at all. That's a four.
01:13:02
Speaker
So the reason I said it was flat was because you already had this idea, but through the chaos of getting to the world, you don't, you're just focusing on trying to get yourself back together rather than getting your cricket out. So you don't think about that just now. Okay.
01:13:21
Speaker
Because my first thing would be scuba gear and then the cricket in my hand. But I didn't state that, so it's not fine. So I'll remember. But I'm just saying like that. Yeah, I know he does have the scuba, so at least he's not drowning. Yeah, that's true. He's just being bullied. Yeah. So I'm going to need another strength save unless other people are going to try and do something.
01:13:46
Speaker
Can I roll perception? Yes. To see if I can see the key or anything else that might hint that the key is down there. Bonus action rage. Okay, sure. 16. Okay, again, you see the same thing leaded. You see that there is more path going down. So you try to swim down. Do you swim down or do you just let the current take you?
01:14:14
Speaker
what's the difference if you if you are actively trying to swim down you'll go down faster than letting the current take you okay but i'll have to do a strength save no if you're letting the current take you while you're swimming or you're swimming you just go faster if you let the current take you or no
01:14:30
Speaker
No, you'll be, you not have to do strength saves either way, but if you're trying to actively swim, you probably have a, you'll be faster now, but you'll have more difficulty looking around. Whereas if I let it just take me, I'll be able to look around more. Yes. Or you can fight against it, but still give in slightly, but that you don't have to be making strength saves. Right. That's what I...
01:14:56
Speaker
I want to look, I want to look to see if there's stuff. So if there's a button or something, although I didn't see it, you would have told me if I saw it with this. What did I say? Seventeen. I would have you would have told me if I had it with the 16 if I saw a button right underneath the water. I told you what I told you. It was high numbers. Then I don't know. Swim down.
01:15:15
Speaker
Okay, you'll swim down. Okay. If you want to stop, you're going to have to make a save. Okay. Just letting you know that. Okay. And Luke, what are you doing? I'm following. You're swimming down. Swimming down. Okay. So, Lee, as the only person not swimming down, I want you to... You only rolled a three. No. Can I... Roll another... I do have a rope, if that will help. No, it's way too late now.
01:15:43
Speaker
That would have been great at the beginning, that would have been stuff. Yeah, I thought of that afterwards. So, you can either try and stop yourself, you can let the current take you, or you can try and roll wisdom to say at least get your mind in order. I want to try and stop the current taking because that's a strength check, right? Yes.
01:16:09
Speaker
Oh, your boy's been not skipping leg day or arm day. 18. 18. Perfect. Yeah, you definitely stop. We'll say you went down maybe more than halfway of the first wrap, ramp, wrap around. So with that stop, I will say you can roll perception. Okay.
01:16:28
Speaker
17. 17. You see again the ramp continuously going down you I'll say with the 17 along wall of the the the circle in the middle you see something that's a different shade. Okay okay have we caught up to him? So you guys are swimming
01:16:51
Speaker
Right, we're swimming, so did we catch up? So you probably, as he stops himself, you swim past. And I'll hand him my rope as we're passing. Roll a strength, say both of you? Both of us? No, no, Davita and Lee, but I guess with advantage? No, no, disadvantage as well, so it's just flat.
01:17:11
Speaker
18 uh sorry 19 19 cool yeah what did you get just four and it's good what did you what did you roll four like you said you said flat roll right yeah yeah flat yeah yeah four so so do you try and hand up the row and you do a perfect pass and it kind of just but i wrapped it around his wrist no you
01:17:34
Speaker
You did it. You did not. Do you understand what Kirk, constant Kirk was? You didn't, firstly, you didn't stop to do this. You literally just threw it at him. You did a perfect throw, not a perfect, almost perfect throw to him. And he went for it, but he just, he just missed it and you continued going. All right. It's okay. Strength saved to stop. Okay. Luke, what are you doing as well? 17. I think I'm going to continue to swim.
01:18:03
Speaker
You're going to continue to swim. Cool. So Davida, as you stop, you see like directly to your left. I want to make you roll those because you stop perfectly where it's where it was at. You see a door on the, on the post, on the pillar in the middle. Okay. I try, I grab it to try and open the door. Yeah. And it opens.
01:18:26
Speaker
I go in. Okay, well, what are these guys doing? So, Luke, you passed this door completely. Did I? I said, I said a message. And I sent an instant message. As I enter, I send an instant message saying there's a door.
01:18:45
Speaker
I literally write a message going like this. Balls, I didn't know we could write this. This is amazing. Literally, that's what I'm going to write because if we could do this in game, this solves a lot of issues. Well, you can't because you're going in. I said she could because she stopped swimming.
01:19:01
Speaker
Oh, okay. So yeah, I'm just floating, aren't I? Because I stopped myself and I sort of roped, but I didn't understand what was going on. You also saw Davida go into something. Cool. I'll write in the group then as well. Cool. I didn't... Cool. I don't know why we haven't been using this, but Davida... She's got in a door!
01:19:23
Speaker
I should have asked over all these nerdy questions, like how does this a Facebook? Is it a free action to write? Is it this, is it that? You need to roll a strength save now. Oh, thought so. Nat 20. Nice. Finally. You were a boss in this water. I won with the water. You get these messages. So are you stopping and doing a strength save?
01:19:48
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I did. Okay, I'm going to need strength, say disadvantage. Me? No, no, Luke. Luke. Oh, Luke. Because he's actively swimming. Against the current. Oh, no, with the current. That's the problem. He's trying to stop. Oh, he's talking to me. Yeah. So, disadvantage is 15. 15, disadvantage. You stop. Nice. You stop. So, you turn around. If I could turn around and go to the door.
01:20:17
Speaker
well you can turn around for now Davida you are at the door i'll even say Lee you can swim with the natural oh i'm just gonna wave at Luke because i'm gonna make sure he gets in okay he's gonna chill here it's fine because if it doesn't work like i've got a way of getting you're gonna do another strength save if you don't go into the door yeah i'm gonna be like go in go in i'm fine with this guys i have a noisy cricket you know exactly what i want to do like it's fine at least hold on to something so you don't get stuck
01:20:44
Speaker
The noisy cricket will propel me towards the door. Everyone's seeing men in black. I go into the door. What do I see?
Milestones and Game Progression
01:20:52
Speaker
You're already in the door. You see a ladder. And it's still water, right? There's still water in there. There's no water. Oh, so water is... Oh, it's like a fourth field. Just standing there and there's water. That's the Minecraft door. Yeah. I was going to say, is water rushing in? Or no, it's not rushing in. Okay. I will grab onto the ladder and start climbing.
01:21:13
Speaker
Timing? Okay, cool. Great. And roll a perception? No. Oh, you can do if you want. I gotta roll a perception. She's gonna be home alone now. There's tar on this ladder. You are stuck. 17.
01:21:26
Speaker
You see a button at the top of this ladder. Okay. I will send that in my message. There's a button on top of the ladder in here. As well, you, as you're going up, you see the water travel on the outside of this. Oh, like it looks like glass. Yeah. That's cool. I literally was like, Oh, I'm right next to a button. Oh no, there's automatic turrets and flame throwers. Can I see what happened to the other guys? I'm rolling for that now.
01:21:52
Speaker
Well, the thing is, I'm assuming you can see us because you can see them. You can see them. Can they see me then? No, they can't see you. Please type that in the chat. I can see you. I emote waving. So what do you guys do? So Luke, I'm going to need hopefully your last strength save. 14. 14. Perfect. That's fine.
01:22:12
Speaker
I was very nervous because it was like at any point, I'm just going to die, but that's not too bad. So you swim back to the door and you, do you go in it? I opened the door because the door closes automatically, right? So I opened the door. It stayed open. Okay. It's in water. It's automatically closed behind them. No, because this has water rushing. Special door. Okay.
01:22:38
Speaker
Nice. And Davida, you do see a dead Donald Duck floating down towards you guys. So, no, he doesn't just disappear. He's just stuck there as a dead Donald Duck.
01:22:52
Speaker
No, he doesn't have any scuba gear, does he? Well, that too. Just killed Donald, I guess. So Lee, another strength save. Okay. I have a really harsh idea right now what I really... You know what? Another strength save with advantage because you roll that natural 20.
01:23:10
Speaker
18. Can I do something rude? Is Donald near me? No, he's just on the top. Okay, so if he's entering the water, all his loot's entering the water as well, right? Yeah, I guess so, but you don't know that Donald is coming down. Okay. David is the only one that knows so far.
01:23:28
Speaker
I didn't say anything and I won't be saying anything about Donald. Sorry, Lee. I want Luke, guys. Come on. My inner leaf is coming through, right? So I'll swim to the door then. That's what I'll do. I'll swim towards the door if everyone else is. That's the only thing that makes sense. Great. So, Davida, you lead the way?
01:23:46
Speaker
I'm climbing yeah I get to the top so you climb and you see Master Chief and what's his name I keep forgetting it just like mastering this this course like but you guys are like leisurely doing this while they're like jump duck duck duck jump jump like
01:24:04
Speaker
And you just leisurely walk in, you see the crowd, I go crazy for these two, and they're really upset and really confused as well for you guys. And you get to the top. Okay. Do not press the button. Yeah, I do a perception of what's going to happen if I press the button. It's not a perception, it's an insight. Insight. Insight. I've got a good feeling we shouldn't do it, just because I would laugh my absolute arse off.
01:24:28
Speaker
Wait, is she walking above the water now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she gets the, so she gets the Klein Advent. Yeah, but I rolled two really bad ones, so I have a five.
01:24:40
Speaker
I tried to help you to beat up. You don't know. I know. I rolled twice. So I have a quick question. I will ask, should I press the button? No. What did my clanmate say? So I say we shouldn't press the button and wait to see if Master Chief messes up and dies. Because my worst question is, if we press this button and the key appears at the top, guess who's going to get the key and not us?
01:24:58
Speaker
are at the top though we climb yes you are all the way at the top that's the same all the way at the top of the same button yeah so we found no no different button different button but we're inside the tube we're inside the tunnel in the tube in the middle of the jumping thing the button that we pressed when we got to the thing was
01:25:17
Speaker
Not inside of the chance. No. So that's my question. I say we just like, we can't die, which is fine. Why don't we just, just outlast this guy and then press the button. Can you guys roll insight to see if this button will give us the key? 17.
01:25:32
Speaker
16 or I guess well the question is so my so my thing is I'm looking back at my notes when he said right so my question is he said peace and repetition is like one of his main features I feel we're in a peaceful place I'm gonna touch it I'm gonna touch the button okay
01:25:53
Speaker
okay so you push the button yes so the track on the outside the things retract inside but they don't touch you like they're like they become nothing then the track slowly starts like recoiling itself and in that
01:26:13
Speaker
to say at the same time Master Chief and the other dudes are still stuck on a invisible platform and they're kind of they stop themselves because they're watching this but they're stuck up there and you guys or you Davita as well mainly you're just being lowered and this so the platform is basically becoming one and like an elevator
01:26:37
Speaker
Yes and no, it's literally crushing itself on the outside. So you're not necessarily, yeah, so nothing's happening to you, but on the outside things are happening. And then it kind of, your section, now the middle starts to lower and a door appears in front of you. Okay, go through the door.
01:26:58
Speaker
Kobe, I'm gonna draw a gun. I'm gonna draw my noisy cricket and walk through with. No, no, it's the only DeVito for now. Okay, well, I'm drawing my gun. They can't see the door? They can't see the door, no. I'm just drawing my... Okay, I'm going through the door, guys.
01:27:15
Speaker
and you go through this door and from this a path on it from your feet as you exit this door becomes like a yellow brick but it's actually gold like swirls around and from that a puff of smoke appears and this old wizard comes out thank you i've been lost for i don't know how long now you are the chosen one you are the one to bring peace to this place and he pulls from his cloak the first key
01:27:44
Speaker
Okay, how did you get here? I've been here from the start. The creator made you? That's correct. It's just you with a large beard. Is it Gandalf the Great? It's me with the huge beard but like really good head of hair. Really good head of hair.
01:28:03
Speaker
Oh it's one of your head of hair now. I just mean it's like I look old but I've got so I've got a huge beard and look old but I've still got like this amazing. That's it. I'm saying like you got old and wrinkly but the hair is solid. Exactly. Perfect. Okay I'll take the cue then.
01:28:19
Speaker
And he says, ah, and don't forget this. And he like, from his sleeve, he pops it like a, like a scroll and he bounces on it as me and he passes. And he says, it might help for the future. Okay. Thank you. And please tell my creator. Thank you. Okay. Are you free now? Yeah, I guess so. And he kind of like, like, like goes. Yeah. And he just disappears. So nobody else could get the key. You didn't know that.
01:28:48
Speaker
We're public enemy number one now, boys. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's, what happens next? Then the gate kind of opens, not kind of the gate opens and the crowd cheers immensely. Cause everybody just watched this even in the world. There was like screens, every screen that was available showed this broadcast and a portal opens. Okay. Are the other guys able to go through it with me? Yeah. Hey guys, there's a portal. Do you, it's happening. I got the key.
01:29:17
Speaker
Okay, first question, do you have any weapons? I have my bow, my long bow. Yes, arm yourself and go through the portal. Okay. Arm yourself and we'll find you, like, because everyone is going to be coming because you have a key. Okay, I'll pull out my blaster bow and go through the portal. Great. And you go through the portal and you're back in front of the library. And it says, for you, Lee and Luke, game over and you immediately die. No!
01:29:48
Speaker
I thought they were part of the clan because they were part of the clan we are we do get the key with you but but they still were part of the game yeah it was true they died yeah we forgot about the only one of us remember he doesn't know how to play his teams oh jessie that was always his
Session Reflection and Outcomes
01:30:09
Speaker
plan is that even if we had all pressed the button together
01:30:12
Speaker
Okay. I've learned a lot about our DM and why he is a DM. So did I. Especially Luke. Well, at least it wasn't I who died. It was because if I died, I would not have come back. So we lose what? Scuba gear and noisy cricket. So no longer. Head of rage or headband of rage. Oh, headband of rage.
01:30:35
Speaker
So I'm at six. Oh, that's six. Wow, that's a big, giant life loss. 12 to six. Still a level four, but oh my gosh. Oh, so Wario's dead. Oh, I get to pick a new avatar. Yeah.
01:30:50
Speaker
Long live Wario. So yes, as you exit to be there, you know, you see in magical letters. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Oh, okay. Public enemy. Maybe.
01:31:08
Speaker
what everyone seemed to like like they were like oh she got the key yeah right yeah yeah but immediately you do you get you get a ping or like a message from like four different companies
01:31:25
Speaker
There's like a sunglass company, there's, uh, frowns is like, Hey, just heard some, I just, just got some new stock in and like, I don't know, two other companies have also sent you like, Hey, do you want to wear a product? Hey, are we, you got this amazing armor? Like, Oh yeah. Sorry. Quick question. How much gold does she get for winning the key? Because there was a lot of gold, if I can remember, cause they went on a spending spree.
01:31:52
Speaker
Yes. On top of that, you get 150,000 gold. What the absolute heck. Okay, say that again.
01:32:00
Speaker
150,000 gold. I know what I want to buy. It's Davida's money. This does not go in the shared. Can we get anything in our shared? She could transfer that to the shared. You did not. You did not complete the game. You got the key, which is a whole different other achievement. So you get, you did not win it as a team, but you want, you have the key as a team, but you did not win it. So Davida gets that and she has a clue to the next key.
01:32:30
Speaker
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01:33:47
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I've been watching a lot of Hunger Games, okay? I know exactly how bad that sounds. Like, we need allies here. Like, yeah, you know, give you a gold bracelet, you'll be friends with me. True. But they are murderers, because look at all the loot in their ship. They didn't acquire that by just sessioning. They acquired that by looting people. What are you thinking, Luke? Yeah, I don't know.
01:34:18
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I've contributed, I said it's probably under the water. I assume they breathe under water, right? I'm asking from you. They either breathe under water or they just can hold their breath for a really, really long time. That's got to be, yeah, there's Wikipedia this.
01:34:37
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Don't they breathe through their butts? I think that's funny. Is that a sea turtle? Sea turtles breathe through their butts. Okay, I'm literally googling this right now. I don't know about river turtles or pond turtles. Breathe underwater. How do turtles breathe in water? How long can turtles breathe underwater?
01:35:00
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45 minutes to an hour during routine activities. They can normally dive for four to five minutes and surface to breathe for a few seconds between dives. Wow, that's impressive. Nothing but buts. Shall we see? I think that's a sea turtle. Can some turtles breathe underwater? Sea turtles cannot breathe underwater. However, they can hold their breath for long periods of time. Sea turtles can hold their breath for several hours depending on their level of activity.
01:35:30
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I'm still, I'm waiting for the light to come up. Do they need oxygen underwater? Some turtles can handle water in low oxygen content, others cannot. Snapping turtles and painting turtles tolerate with stressful situations by switching their big word to one that doesn't require oxygen. Interesting, okay. So it varies from turtle to turtle.
01:35:55
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I like this. Okay, but Olaf told me that, uh, turtles, e-turtles can breathe through their butts, and that was from Frozen, and all the other facts that he said were true. Okay, so they might do. I think we should get Olaf as a playable NPC. I think we should just do that next. Right, okay.