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Jumanji Part 1
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The cast from Rolling Across The pond adapt Jumanji into D&D and try and play through and survive it. This is a fan made game and is not affiliated or at all connected to Jumanji of any kind.
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Transcript
00:00:09
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Welcome
Introduction to Game Format
00:00:10
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to Rolling Across the Pond. Today is going to be definitely different. We are going to start, I don't know if they're side quests or one shots or friends with games. I don't know what to call them yet, but we're going to play games that are not, they might not be in D&D. They might be D&D, but manipulated to serve other situations. It's just so we can have, we can like mix it up.
00:00:37
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And I'm not sure if this is going to be on the Patreon specifically or not. I still need to figure that out. So if you enjoy it, join our Patreon and you'll probably get more of these. Anyways, I'm talking too much. Welcome to this, whatever it is. I hope you enjoy it. Right now
Adapting Jumanji to D&D
00:00:53
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I am with Sam. I'm from the UK. It is me, the Dumbo Celebrity, Luke. I got a spin off before I was even introduced. Hi, I'm Davida. I live near LA in California.
00:01:05
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Hey, I'm Lee. You might know me as the lovable death machine of Goro from rolling across the pond now for now. Yeah. My GM is trying to kill me. Um, so he phoned me up and I'm on this other one now. Hopefully I won't be doubt die here either. So we'll figure out, we'll see how it goes.
00:01:23
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Great and we're rolling across the pond guys and again I still know what this is called. Today we're gonna try and adapt and I know I know there's gonna be haters out there about this but we're gonna adapt Jumanji
00:01:41
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into D&D and it sounds ridiculous. It sounds crazy. I wanted to look at different systems and if you listeners know anything and you have an idea of what would work better, please hit me up because I could not figure it out. I
Game Setup and Rules Overview
00:01:57
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looked at like several different kinds, but I ended up going back to D&D because I am the most comfortable with that. And so what today is
00:02:07
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How many of you four have seen Jumanji? Which one?
00:02:13
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Oh, here we go. Here we go. He's opened up a hornet nest. All. I've seen them all. I've seen them all. They're great. I've seen them all. I've seen them all and also own the board game. So. Oh, OK. Yeah, we're the first one in the 90s. I got the board game. Nice. Yeah. Sam's seen it. So it's real. Sure. So we're going to take all three films and incorporate them into the board game. Oh, OK.
00:02:42
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Maybe, maybe. What's going to happen is to get you guys to understand, we will be entering into this building run by this company that we don't know the name of because I'm too awkward with coming up with odd names. So I'm going to figure that out later. But this company is testing games and why certain things happen to these games, such as Jumanji the board game.
00:03:11
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why does it come alive what's going on so they have asked testers and that is what we are going to be and yes i said we including me i'm going to be a player in this game and i'm going to play along with these guys and and i will also gm but in that i've asked the players or most of the players to create different effects when
00:03:36
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that
Character Stats and Equipment Choices
00:03:37
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I don't even know that are going to happen on the board game itself so that way even I'm in the dark sometimes and just to make it a little bit interesting and I know again haters there's five of us there's only four players what we're going to do in that we're going to roll initiative
00:03:52
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and we're going... whoever gets the first four slots gets to play the game and the fifth person is going to help them finish this game because unlike the people in the films we know it's going to come alive we know things are going to happen so we are going to prepare we are going to admittedly be over prepared probably
00:04:17
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And so yeah, that's kind of the basic understanding of it. So Lee, you weren't here when I've debriefed the other guys about this. But we are going to be in the game. So us as people are playing. We're all gonna die. Okay, that's good. We're already like at a disadvantage.
00:04:40
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we're at a level one and because I was thinking okay let's do the fire stats but then it's just like okay just add one and all your stats and I was like well that doesn't help anything so instead of doing that what we're gonna do is we're gonna look at ourselves and be like okay I'm not strong so I'm not gonna put any pluses in strong but basically I'm saying you can put one additional thing in one one and then a two and another
00:05:04
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Just to make it simple, if you really can argue the case for other ones, then that's fine. I love it already. Arguing, good stuff. Yeah. Ten, and then you can add one here, two here, and that's basic baseline of where we are at as the stats wise. So we're not going to be rolling too great. Okay, so we are definitely going to die in this. We are definitely going to die.
00:05:32
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the end result could be that we die but in that if that is the case going back to the films the newer films they get three lives so we have three lives if we do die and if you lose a third life you're out of the game if you can justify like oh but i actually did this and i can i can do that then i'll give you the bonus it's fine i have a customer care certificate for mcdonald's
00:06:02
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Hey guys, so Sam's got charisma checks. I was going to say, so are you going to do persuasion or are you going to do that deception? Eat a Big Mac. It could be deception, it's McDonald's, anything's possible. Hey, I was a nice staff member. Oh, okay. You can...
00:06:21
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You can definitely, like I said, if you can justify it and it's fine, then it's fine. But you're not going to get like 18. No one gets an 18 in any of the strength to charisma. I'm not having that. It's impossible to me.
00:06:38
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Okay. All right. So are we going with like 10 across the board? And then obviously we'll see if we get an advantage when it comes up with that check. Okay. Cool. That sounds simple enough. I can catch up with that. That's fine. Yeah. You can add like one or two now, but if you really can manipulate the other ones later, then try it. Then try it.
00:07:03
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And for me, so I'm also in this boat. So for me, I'm not going to make those judgment calls for myself. I could be too harsh on myself. So if I'm going to persuade myself, I have to persuade all of you. If you guys don't come to a group consensus that it works or doesn't, then it doesn't work or it does work, whatever you guys decide for me. But otherwise, I will make this judgment call for you. OK, cool.
00:07:31
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so you're just gd and executioner my he's a non executioner that's the problem that's the problem i'm not the executioner the game is executioner so you just judge gd
00:07:42
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It is. So a group pact, even though Jess is hearing this right now, I feel like we should try and throw him in the traps before anyone else, because he is the GM and he's got three lives. So we're okay with this, right? We're all good with this. We had a chance to kill him now. Yeah, exactly. You do have a chance to kill me.
00:08:02
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straight up like we're not even playing the game like lee just turns the jumanji board on jess and beats him to a pulp what happened i thought he had three lives no lee's going to jail like that's not right right yeah that's why one of my pals was like directly attacked jessie the game attacked you on my okay
00:08:26
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The god of the board game is not Jesse loses a life. Just, just boom.
Game World Exploration and Initial Setup
00:08:32
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Just automatically lose one. I feel like we're in a ready player one situation. I love it. And I'm going to murder Jess as much as possible.
00:08:42
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right so that's in the back of my head the other thing is we do not do our starting equipment with what is given to us in the player handbook what is going to happen is you're going to enter a room and in that there's going to be a spread of things and this is all make believe in your brains there's tables of different equipment and if you can create something oh you also have a hundred gold only so
00:09:11
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If you can create something and I'll put a monetization to it, then you can have it if it makes sense, if it works, but otherwise you can stick to the things in front of you. Can I have a spaceship? No, that's way more than 100 gold. Okay, so here's my question and I'll give you all 100 gold, I don't even care. Can I just get Ripley's pulse rifle from Aliens because it's a video game? No. Because I'm not allowed a flamethrower.
00:09:36
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You can get a flame from- And it's also a machine gun. And it shoots grenades. And it can't have any rocket launchers. It's only got 99 bullets, Jess.
00:09:44
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That's a whole clip. You've seen aliens. Come on kids. You can get... Can I just get a pulse rifle? Can I get a pulse rifle? I'll just take a pulse rifle. That'd be amazing. If that's all... If that is the only thing you want... I don't care. Let's just give me a gun. Like, what's the worst thing that could happen? There's a lion. I'll shoot it. It didn't work. I'm dead. It's good. Good fun, family. If that is the... If really that is the only thing... equipment you want, I will give that to you. A pulse rifle. I'll take a pulse rifle from aliens. Like, 100%. Like, who wouldn't?
00:10:13
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no no a pulse rifle i will look up pulse rifle and i will give that to you i'm not going to give you something specifically from aliens from your brain this is a pulse rifle it is literally a pulse rifle all it does is shoot bullets that's all it does and i'm not giving you the grenade launcher i'm just giving you it just shoots bullets
00:10:33
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I will end, uh, you can have a clip of 50. Oh man, someone's used this clip already. So I've got a secondhand clip. This is bull. I'll take it though. I'll take it. That's expensive. 99 bullets. Mate, there's this, I don't mind. I'm not going to go down that route. It's all good.
00:10:49
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Sam, Sam knows I could have said smart gun and Sam would have been like, nope, you're not having that. So I'll take I'll take a pulse rifle. That's amazing. All right. I'm so gonna die first. I'm gonna die first. I know this for a fact. Shoot everything. So yeah, I guess we could just open the floor to you guys. I can tell you what I have thought about. And then you guys can add your own things if you want. Or you can just tell me what you've already been thinking.
00:11:23
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Oh, there's so many cool things from video games you can. No, you've already lost your hundred. I know, but I got a pulse rifle. That's cool. Go ahead, Luke. Yeah. I don't know if you've said this to everybody that you were going to give the 10 gold. I said a hundred gold. Brain speaks differently. And so I immediately went to Amazon and just went, okay, I did the math in my head, like what it would be for anybody who's curious. That'd be 121 Canadian dollars, apparently.
00:11:50
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And I just filled out a thing where. Can I have the, can I see the wish list that you have? And then, yeah, I just, I just went on Wish, found the things that I wanted to, and I was just, there were just references to, um, rolling across the pond and Sam's campaigns that I'm in. Like everything that I'm wearing is just a reference. Yeah. Like Christmas antlers for a reader, Alfie's like black book.
00:12:19
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And a bunch of different stuff like that. Even I had something for Echo. So does you want to send it? Yeah, yeah. Send me that wish list and I will take a look and see. So this is what you want to take into Jumanji. This was the thing I was going to just show up in and then maybe like
First Challenge: Skeletal Creatures
00:12:35
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the antlers as a weapon or like my book bank. Okay. Sam, did you have the thoughts of anything or do you want to hear the spiel? I'll probably go with hearing the spiel.
00:12:46
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I've probably got some thoughts, but I'll develop more as I'm listening. Same with me, yeah.
00:12:51
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Okay. So it's not that big of a spread. It's just like body armor, like not, not like, not like metal. Like I'm talking like SWAT team body armor, like helmet. And I was thinking maybe a gun, maybe a rifle, maybe a gun. I was thinking a map of whatever location you're going to be in. I'm taking the map. I'm taking the map.
00:13:18
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Immediately there, Frodo Baggins. Immediately there. A compass as well. They're overrated. Sundials are better, I believe.
00:13:29
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and then I was thinking as well because this is a like fantasy world but it's going to be like a real world to some of us keys like just a like a rotating key ring of just keys of you might pick the wrong key you might pick the right key but keys for different places around the city that seems like the most awesome yet dangerous thing ever
00:13:53
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The other stuff is quite like a bullwhip, you know, throwing Indiana Jones in there. I'm thinking I want either a bow and arrow or like a crossbow.
00:14:09
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Okay, go primitive. Come here. It is. We're taking on robots. We go like, I'm so going. Okay, crossbow. Love it. Easy, easy enough. So, Davida, from that list so far, you want the map? Map, crossbow. I kind of want the keys too, actually, but I don't know how much I can take.
00:14:26
Speaker
So the keys are like 70 gold. The map is 50 gold. So you can have both. Okay. I'll take the map. I'll take the map for sure though. Okay. So any way of getting more credits while we're in the room.
00:14:43
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you could haggle with your neighbour i don't want to haggle with anyone i just want to like get get more from the people testing and then we can be there so from this this is not this is just 100 gold for this campaign so if you don't use all your gold from this one you can bring it on to the next game if i cut off my arm can i have extra gold
Navigating Environmental Threats
00:15:02
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yeah that makes sense like if we're going with the scott pilgrim like theory like if i lose like a shoulder i'm pretty positive that's a couple of dollars you just don't have an arm no a couple of coins this is no no we don't you want to donate your kidney yeah exactly we're our testers after you like why can't we if we can we can um put this on pause you go donate your kidney come back with that cash and then we'll translate it to gold sure
00:15:30
Speaker
Yeah. So then it would just be like advantage to like dexterity. Like, yeah. Disadvantage. Why? He's walking around with an IV drip right now. Look at him like amazing. He's also lighter. So wouldn't he move faster? And so the madness begins. So there are shoes, like, like boots, combat boots, where you can run not faster, but like more durable, more like efficient clothing. Cool. I have a gun. That's it. I'm good.
00:15:59
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Is that like a combat knife? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew what I should have said, but Jess wouldn't have allowed it anyway. It's like a chainsword from like 40k.
00:16:10
Speaker
Yes. I would have totally let you do a chainsaw. Can I change my answer to a chainsaw? Again, that would be like 80. It would be like 80. Okay. And then what if have like, oh, sorry, Davita wanted other things and I will shove the copyrighted pulse rifle because the nerd in me would so want to buy a pulse rifle. And like I said, I want a chainsaw from 40k, which is just a sword that is just like a chainsaw. Like it's incredible. Yeah, I think that'd be great. I'm going to get that.
00:16:40
Speaker
Okay, so you don't want the pulse? No, because I feel like I would just be making aliens like quotes all the time and just annoy everyone. And so if that's 80, I'll give like 20 to Davita because she wants like all the cool stuff. Like she wants all the things that are useful. I just want the thing that looks the baddest and just go for it immediately. Like, hey, you're going to survive out there for like seven days. What do you want? I don't know. I'll take a life raft. It's not even water. I don't care. I want the life raft.
00:17:08
Speaker
speaking of life raft there's a life raft and tent and rope and yeah i was thinking rope would be a good thing that's like five not even five gold maybe two gold three awesome for 50 not three how much does the combat knife combat knife maybe 10 okay
00:17:27
Speaker
So if I wanted a crossbow as well, though, how much would that be? Because I don't know if I'll be able to get that. Yeah, crossbow, I think it'd be like 10. Oh, OK. Five or 10. You can talk me down to 10. What about arrows? Do they cost six to two? Yeah, the arrows, you could do probably like 15 for one gold. So not too expensive. OK. Because I want that. So a combat knife is 10, but a crossbow is cheaper. Crossbow is 15. Oh, OK.
00:17:56
Speaker
Oh, I'm getting, I get a chainsaw that I'm like in. So like, whatever I'm allowed, like chains, like change wise. Yeah. Like I'm a hundred percent give it to anyone who wants the help. Now I can walk around with a chainsaw. I'm done. Like all I'm going to yell now is like, to everything and murder everything. That's all I'm going to say. Lee dies to hippo. Yeah. Well, I carved myself out of the hippo.
00:18:21
Speaker
How much is the raft? The raft? Again, these are basic survival things. So I would say about five. I will take that too. I feel like I'm so glad that he is playing this with us because I just went for a kick-ass weapon. She's going for like full on survival.
00:18:37
Speaker
Is there like, like a utility belt, like say Batman's utility belt type thing. So it's got like a grappling hook attached. It's got, I feel like you just want to be nice. You just want to be, no, no, no, no. He said, he said, he said Batman, like leaf does not have a utility belt. If he did, he'd be way, no, no, no, Lee. Apparently leaf now has a utility belt. So we're going to survive this encounter.
00:19:00
Speaker
mate you pick up a utility belt on the way to the king that's what's happening so you can so you can have a utility belt you can have a utility belt but got plunges in it it's mario's the things inside of it if you it per it's probably gonna be like five gold for one of each whatever you want okay okay that's double so
00:19:22
Speaker
It's five gold on top of the belt cost or? Yeah. How much does the belt cost? Belt cost 20. Belt is about that. Does it come with all the other accessories? No. Well, I was thinking it came with like the like the the Batarang. I was going to say it comes with most of Batman's things. I'm going to say shark repellent is definitely in there. Just saying is all Batarang. That's a good idea. That's a good call. With Batarang and Grappling Hook.
00:19:49
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was to grab the hook extra. Grab the hook extra. Like I'm telling you now, it's like Ready Player One right now. I'm like nerding out hard. It's great. Smoke grenades. That would have to go on my belt. So Luke, this is what you've come with. So you haven't even spent your hundred then. You've come with these things.
00:20:07
Speaker
Luke's makes sense, so you can't say you came in with a chainsword. So like you can bring stuff with you and you have on your person. So if you do have 50 meters of rope, bring it. Can I bring that with me?
00:20:24
Speaker
But like,
Handling Multiple Threats and Strategies
00:20:25
Speaker
so like, let's say you have a samurai sword, but you bought it at the mall. That's not going to be an actual samurai sword. I want some of the developers to give me like a chainsword. I'm all in on that. Like, I don't care. But I could come with like a Swiss army knife. Yeah. Sam's seen all my hockey gear. Can I just come in some like body armor hockey gear? Yeah, you can come in with your hockey gear. We can come up with the staff with that. And I have a hockey shirt. Done. We're just going to follow Jason Voorhees people.
00:20:52
Speaker
like a lawn grass hockey state. What were you going to say, Davida? Oh, only that I want not just rope, but I want other climbing material, like. OK, like claw thing. Yeah, like a harness and like the hammer and claw thing. You can put rocks like the.
00:21:12
Speaker
carabiners. If you don't have that kind of stuff, then if you want a full climbing gear, that's another 30. I don't know. That's not basic survival.
00:21:29
Speaker
cliff diving survival. All the things Devita is saying, she's going to survive way longer than me. I just want to go in and have fun. I imagined myself in the Hunger Games. I was going to say, Devita is straight up bears grilling this right now. She's going like, we're going to go for it. Also, I know some of the things that are going to happen, so I know some of the things that I'm going to want if those things happen.
00:21:53
Speaker
That's why I want a chainsaw, because what's better than having something that cuts through anything? Like, come at me, bro. Now, Lee, you can lose this chainsaw. Right, if it does, if I do, I'm going to automatically lose a life, because I'm going to be really angry that I commit suicide. You drop it in a well. Do you go after it? Yes.
00:22:16
Speaker
How much would a machete be? A machete? Like three gold. They're a dime a dozen in- Okay, so here's an alternative to an entire climbing kit, Jesse. If I could get like 30, or yeah, about 30 big stakes, like metal stakes, and a big mallet, like a huge metal mallet.
00:22:45
Speaker
I'm going to murder giant vampires. That's what's going to happen right now. How are you going to hold this stuff? It's obviously going to be in the golf bag that I'm bringing with me. Okay. I need a backpack, Joe. 18 steaks. You're right. I forgot. 18 steaks. 30 metal steaks that are probably a good half inch thick steaks, and then maybe six inches long, and then a metal mallet. And I'll put it in a backpack.
00:23:13
Speaker
with your crossbow and the bolts. I'm holding the crossbow. Yes, you're telling me that I can bring anything with me. I would have discussed with the group that I would just... Not anything. Not anything. You can bring what you have. Exactly. So I literally know the golf bag. I'm just going to bring a golf bag so everyone can dump all their crap in. You could totally bring that. That's what will happen. But again, you'd have to carry that. So when you use your saw blade,
00:23:40
Speaker
you probably roll with disadvantage because that's a lot of weight. I'm going to throw the golf bag up because it actually comes with a free-forming stand so every time we stop I will just put it down on a stand. Ole gangster. It's okay. Try to break the game. I'm sorry. If it's true, then you have to say that every single time. I'm also going to remind you that I closed doors behind me as well. Like seriously. Yes exactly. That's a note that needs to be done.
00:24:10
Speaker
this is what's happened guys it all started off fun and games this podcast now it's just picking at the gm like crows that's what we're doing right now so how hot is it gonna be that depends on what you roll i'm just gonna die of exhaustion i've got chocolate so i'm just gonna bring chocolate with me and a water bottle do you yeah assuming the developers told us to bring a lot of stuff i'm blatantly gonna look like the kid like dennis the menace or whatever with all this random crap or like kevin mccallister from like home alone
00:24:40
Speaker
again you have to carry of course i want some so if you're carrying your stuff and other people's stuff things will this is a very very loose d&d i'm praying that someone put in a space tile that we can get an r2 astromectroid in this oh that would have been so good but probably not i said african related so wait a minute tattooing is pretty close so how much is my sticks and my hammer yeah
00:25:07
Speaker
So your stakes and your hammer, probably like three gold. Okay. What if we combine all our five of us, right? So that's 500 gold. Why can't we just get the black costume? Cause that's very like, you know, out there and we can just take it. We can take it in turns wearing it. Well, that's survival.
00:25:29
Speaker
That's like a thousand gold. That's true. We'll just murder five people in the game and steal their gold. It's fine. We already know this. Like, come on. Luke, what do you want to buy here? What I pictured in my head was that, do we have a name for the developers? We don't have a name for the developers, but I like this set of they're called the developers right now. I like that. These people, the SEP staff.
00:25:56
Speaker
yeah i thought they just sent us like the money oh no so i do have a series of books like can i learn american sign language this is what i want can i get an advantage on medicine if i'm allowed this can i download stuff like matrix please and learn kung fu
00:26:16
Speaker
If you can sign me a full sentence, if you've signed me a full sentence, then I'll, then I will give you that advantage of that, of knowing that language. Oh my goodness. Works so well on a podcast, by the way, guys. Someone's sign language on an audio medium is so good.
00:26:34
Speaker
Did you, do you understand some of that, Jesse? Cause I know you had to learn some. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I did. I did. Good job, bro. Yeah. All right. That's fine. What if you can spell your name in BSO? No, it has to be more than that. He's still talking. What is he saying? That's very good. I like it. I like it a lot. I don't know fully what he's saying, but I get, I get an idea.
00:26:59
Speaker
So this is why it's come to you guys. It works really good on a podcast medium that people are signing in sign language, American sign language that is on an audio medium. No, I was doing PSL. I'm not allowed Mechazilla or anything cool. So I'm just trying to make sure the listeners don't fall asleep while you guys sign and laugh at each other. Right. Okay, fine. You can have sign languages as a language. What did you want
Resource Allocation and Survival Tactics
00:27:24
Speaker
to use it for? Just as a language?
00:27:26
Speaker
I just wanted to be like, can I get mending? Can I get- Have you actually mended something? Can I get presentation with this? It's about street magic. No. Can I get charm person? No. Okay. The mastery of love. The best. Madness of love. Medicine? No. Are those textbooks? I think they might be postcards. What do you do with your free time? What is going on? Right.
00:27:56
Speaker
just religion well so i figured i figured us all being christians and so us we know quite a bit about our religion so i would say in that we can get a bless one or two of the religion
00:28:12
Speaker
Is it cross related? Nope. I'm struggling. Like, can I have, well, if we're going down that route, can I have like mad skills for like walking on water or turning water into wine? Why not? I know, I know religion. So I could possibly do.
00:28:31
Speaker
To do that perfectly in the street, man. You don't become Jesus. You don't become Jesus when you know religion. When you're a paladin, you're not just like... To be honest, if I had the visualization of Jesus Christ running around with a chainsword and a golf bag full of other people's stuff, mate, jump on that religion quick. That's mad. Right. Love it. So anybody else have anything? So I have history.
00:28:58
Speaker
Why do you have the Constitution of America? You're Canadian! He needs to learn the true threat of the world, right?
00:29:08
Speaker
now you can't have it and why is your picture crooked canada's in america too by the way oh because i put it crooked i always have it crooked so that when i have it like this it looks somewhat normal i love that oh very good that's very fair so uh i was just worried that my research this one is sincere can i have the researcher great desk reference this is just the desk reference for from new york public library i built
00:29:32
Speaker
I believe all I'm saying is, if he brings all these books, these could be literally used as weapons listeners. They are fair. They're like for so reason. You can have a backpack full. Just text books to throw at things. You can have an automatic plus one in your intelligence. You guys, you're so annoying.
00:29:53
Speaker
Devita literally is bare grilling zip right now going like, I want to survive. I want to do this. I want to do that. I just want a cool weapon and murder things. Let's survive. She's the one that's going to out-survive all of us. She's Frodo Baggins right now. I'm just a guy who wants to decapitate someone with a chainsaw. Like that's all I want to do right now. And hopefully it's a lion, like maybe. Right. Or a hippie. I have 19 more gold, but that's going to buy.
00:30:21
Speaker
Oh my gosh, look at this debate that is on it. Wait, what happened here? So what did you say, Sam? So I have a handheld GPS at home. It depends on where we are. What about cars? What about cars? He wants a really cool GPS system. You can have it. I have one at home. Sam, you can have that. And also I have a book called The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, The Unbelievable. There we go.
00:30:50
Speaker
We're going to bring some social reading. I've already said you can get religion. That's not religion. That's just a piece of fiction that I'm going to agree with. You guys take this seriously. Come on, let's just get our items. I have a belt with a batarang, grappling hook, smoke grenade. Why are we bringing books?
00:31:13
Speaker
Because I might get bored. I might want to read something. 10 to 7 gold. 10 to 7 gold. 10th. 10th makes sense. How big are the 10th? They're two mantents. Okay, so I'll take a 10th too then. Wait a minute. If it's a two man 10th, there's five of us. This is terrible salesmanship right now.
00:31:29
Speaker
I'm taking a tent. I like a cozy tent. You can. Okay, you can get a five-man tent. You can, but that's about 15 gold. What the heck is going on with all these prices? This is insane. You should just get a tent for living costs, for doing this. Like, you can't just be like, oh, sorry, you're going to play our game. Sorry. No, no, no pillows for you. Like, come on, seriously.
00:31:50
Speaker
oh right you could you can also buy a pillow if you didn't bring your own see this is what we have to deal with mrs i could say anything and jessica like you can buy this you know it's fine so and then um ration packs or something like that i would say they suggested you bring stuff from home for that chocolate
00:32:08
Speaker
sleeping bag now um okay then are we gonna be like stuck in the wild like do i need like iodine or like something to purify water it depends on the rolls it depends on the rolls like i'm not gonna lie right now davita is literally bad grills right now like i don't care i'll drink my own urine just to survive can we put satellite phone
00:32:31
Speaker
no satellite phone set oh uh but no you don't have enough for a satellite phone i don't have enough for that satellite phone like we're in a video game like can i bring my mobile who you're gonna call you you could bring your mobile yeah okay no i mean so you can access the internet that's why uh-huh you know so good that's fine
00:32:57
Speaker
Guys, I'm 100% down for this. Show me where I'm at. Who says there's data? Tell me what the weather is. Who says there's data and internet? Guys, I'm telling you that's what a sad phone does, right? That reaches mythical areas of the world. Obviously.
00:33:16
Speaker
Like the craziest thing is, if it doesn't work out, we can all just murder ourselves three times and just wake up and leave. Like that's how amazing this game is going to work. We're just like, Hey guys, we've done all this real hard work. And then we die immediately. We're like, well, we're not going to get past this. So let's just murder each other in the most hilarious way possible. Like with textbooks and just loads of random things. Can we with the American constitution, please, Luke, that'd be hilarious.
00:33:40
Speaker
the united states constitution okay i i've got everything i took a knife okay and some more stakes so the developers now that you have you've entered this place you've packed up you've gotten everything you've wanted not really but everything you could afford i could afford more the next step
00:34:12
Speaker
What you see in front of you, in your minds again, not literally, a destination, like a map of the world. And it's saying, where do you want to play? Oh, we didn't think this one for a different. Everything bad happens in New York. So why don't we choose that?
00:34:29
Speaker
Because none of us live there and none of us know about it. I want to do familiarity. What's the worst thing that could happen? We all just like go to like, you know, New York and just destroy everything there. No, we do familiarity. We should basically do the basement of the King's Lodge. What about London? I haven't been there, but I haven't been to London. We could be London. Yeah, I haven't been to London very well.
00:34:52
Speaker
Where's London? It's a big deal, I believe, Sam. Mate, London would dope. Can we just play this in Hyde Park? Dude, put the boat in here now. Sam, where do you want to go? Somewhere. That's not very helpful. OK. Lee, where do you want to go? London would be dope. Just destroying things in London would be hilarious. Like, play this game on the London Eye. Done. Yeah. No way.
00:35:15
Speaker
We're not allowed to. You could, we could, we might get there, but I'm just saying we're not starting in the London eye. Let's just do a grand tour of London, hit all the best spots, you know, that's what we're doing. Luke, what are you, what are you thinking? Technically I've written down my personality trait is like listening to everyone before you make a decision, but starting the game. Not helpful. Yeah.
00:35:38
Speaker
Yeah, ignoring them could be like Lee and just create a problem following the character 100% somewhere familiar sincere answer somewhere familiar. That's what I was thinking as well. You could do we could try London pretty easy I just do landmarks really but
00:35:55
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, we could do London or I of course would obviously just be interested in having it like at my house because I am very familiar with this area. But of course, you'll have it except for Jesse.
00:36:10
Speaker
Okay. So what Jumanji like 90s Jumanji. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So like suburb
Collaborative Problem Solving
00:36:15
Speaker
like America. Yeah. Like the original Jumanji. Your house. Would we get cookies? Cookies? I mean, yeah, sure. I have everything. I have everything here. I need to make cookies. So, I mean,
00:36:30
Speaker
Exactly. Sure. Okay, so re-voting again, either London or Davida's house. Lee, your vote is for suburbia. Yeah, let's go with that, because that'll be easier for you. And also fun ways to kill you will be way more easier. I can't push you off the London up, so it's fine. Okay, Luke, you're okay with that, suburbia, familiar. Okay, we'll do that. Yay, cookies. Davida's house, with cookies. With cookies. So I'll start making it.
00:37:00
Speaker
pick so we'll pick it and it glows then they say follow us and we go into the separate room or we go into this next room where it's just basically a portal but before they say okay who's holding the who's holding the game board
00:37:25
Speaker
So right now I want us all to roll initiative, unless there's a consensus on something. Rolling it ourselves? Yeah, we're rolling it ourselves. We don't need to roll on Roll20. Yeah. Is it a D20 roll? Yeah, a D20. Yeah, mine too. Probably not as bad as mine.
00:37:41
Speaker
Oh geez. No, I don't know. I got a pretty bad one. We all got bad rules. It's probably for Luke. Yeah. He's Canadian. It's fine. Okay. So Luke, what did you get? I, uh, Oh, I guess they actually do. I have math plus one. She's 16. 16. That's.
00:38:01
Speaker
Lee, what did you get? I got 12, so I'm like the lowest rating on like, you know, grated up movies. Sam, what did you get? Three. Three? I'm so carrying the board. No, I got three. I got three as well, so... Oh no, wait, I got a board. I'm not carrying the board. Wait, wait, hold up, but is there... I was supposed to add like an initiative number as well to that? I don't... It's your dexterity, right?
00:38:30
Speaker
Yeah. I just put my two in dexterity, so I got plus one. Oh, that's fine. I was like, how did you have, how did you have extra? Okay, there you go. Yeah. Nope.
00:38:39
Speaker
No, I didn't do that. So I got a four. So I'm playing. That's funny. Honestly, it would be funny if I'm not playing because it's at my house. I'll be kind of- You have all the equipment. I have all the equipment, but I can use it for help you guys, right? True, true. A hundred percent. And also we want a swivel chair so you can have some fun. I'll be your host and bake cookies for you. She's going to game for us, which is going to help us out so much.
00:39:06
Speaker
But I can still play, I can still shoot things right with the crossbow. Yeah, if you remember the film with Robin Williams, the cop is very integral to getting things happen to him. The cop? The car, the aunt. Oh yes, yeah.
00:39:26
Speaker
So there are other people that it can affect, so you can be effective as well. Will the game get upset if you would like share turns though? Yes, you do not do that.
00:39:40
Speaker
And we can't just play the same character together. No. Why? I'm okay. I'm okay at being the... Because that's what the game wants. I'm okay with not actually having the game. I'll be the... Because you won't die. So basically Devita has demoted herself from Frodo Baggins to Samwise Genji.
00:39:59
Speaker
You can, but not like, like there are things in this game that are meant for us. And so you would be a by proxy dead. Not, not initially, like not, not like, I mean, of course, if there's a flood, yeah, you could die like the rest of us. But if there's like, like, if you remember the hunter that goes after Robin Williams, he's like, you didn't make, you didn't roll me. So they're not going to go after you. And so if you didn't roll anybody,
00:40:28
Speaker
They're not gonna specifically go for you. That's the one I want. But I'm excited to play. I'm excited. So, DaVita, they hand you the box, and now we walk through the portal. Unless you guys don't, one of you don't want to. You wanted to use the toilet really quick. I'll pee in DaVita's house as well. But what if the toilet is the portal? Look at it. Look at Harry Potter.
00:40:49
Speaker
What if the portal's in the toilet? I think it would just find it really inappropriate if four guys just literally decided to pee in a pool and then just leave. Like it wouldn't make any sense. Just put the seat down when you're done, please. I enter, I enter the portal. I'm gonna send, now I have to start talking for myself as well, everyone else. So what is, what do the other people do?
00:41:11
Speaker
I'm straight up star-lording. I'm just going to turn around and give everyone a thumbs up instead of a middle finger and jump in. I thought you were going to say a middle finger. No, I'm going to give them a thumbs up and be like, get the reference and jump through. That's what I'm going to do.
00:41:24
Speaker
Cool. Cool. And, uh, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna walk through normal. Just, okay. Bye. So I'm going to walk up to it and gently put my hand there and see what happens and then go shrug and then walk through. Okay. Cool. Okay. Now that everyone's gone, I do the most epic, most coolest, unimaginable.
00:41:48
Speaker
epic final leave with an epic speech and all the developers start weeping from how fast this speech is. So now I get expertise in insight and stuff. No you don't. I'm gonna give myself 20 more points in Charisma. You've rolled performance and I will do something with it. Here we go. Net one.
00:42:16
Speaker
You think it's great, but it's basically coming out like spaghetti for the record. Oh, I should ask this before I do. I am actually very uncharismatic.
00:42:24
Speaker
as most of the people can tell probably. I'm not good with words. I gave myself a nine just so that I could give it something else. Is that legal? Yes, so I was just going to say that. I just remembered if you do feel like you are less than in some areas, you can move numbers around in your stats. So you can minimize your charisma by one or two and move it to another one that you think you're better at in.
00:42:49
Speaker
So, like, if you're not good in charisma, but you're better in intelligence, you can take one from charisma, put it in intelligence. Not your modifier, your main number. So, like, from one to ten. You can get a plus in charisma. You can do a plus one in charisma. You did okay.
00:43:17
Speaker
So now we're in your house, Davida. Hi, welcome to my humble abode. But the weird thing is no one else's. No one else is there. Yeah, no one else except for you. In your house, there might be other people around. Yes. But in your house, there is no one else. Can I check my mobile and see what it says? Yeah, check it. I'm going to try and look for my dog. Roll a D20. What did you roll? 18.
00:43:41
Speaker
You got signal right now. And do I get like a message from three going, welcome to America. You have signal and you got a text from your wife saying, have fun. She's asleep. So that would be interesting. It could be a fake text. It could be a real one. So you're all there. We're all there. Uh, where, where do you want to set us up to be there? Talk us through your house, kind of in a nutshell.
00:44:06
Speaker
All right, so if you enter the front door, you'll be in our living room slash dining room area. On the left is the kitchen. On the right is the family room, or den, whereas the TV is. And then if you keep going, you'll get into the office, which is where I am right now. And then to the left, you'll have the restrooms. And then upstairs are our three bedrooms. So I would say let's set up in the family room and we'll play in there.
00:44:32
Speaker
Okay. Cool. Are there snacks? Yes. I have. Do you have pop? I have popcorn. I don't have pop. I don't have soda pop. I have popcorn, kettle, kettle corn. And, um, I will, I will pop that up and, and I've got some chips and I've just put in a batch of cookies. So that'll be ready in about 10 minutes. So, um, who knows what's going to happen in 10 minutes.
00:44:59
Speaker
That's the first thing that happens, you get chased out of the house and we're just like, oh gosh, we're going to burn the house down. Why? We left the cookies in the oven. You know what? I say, guys, I say to start this off, let's wait for the cookies. I'm not going to roll anything until these cookies are done in 10 minutes. I actually, I just want to roll to see actually, if we accidentally burned down Davita's house by leaving cookies in the oven. But that's just me being a crazy roll. Um.
00:45:23
Speaker
I don't know. Constitution, Davita. Me? Yeah, you're breaking the cookies. Well, I've never broken anything down by cooking cookies before, so I... She should get to have advantage. With advantage. With advantage, yeah. With advantage. Double advantage, right? That would be fantastic. Phil came in to play Jumanji, and then even before we play, we die in a fire. Exactly. We all die, and we can't play Cookie Mama on the Wii or whatever right now. That's what's going on.
00:45:52
Speaker
That'll be 10. With advantage. Yeah, that was with advantage. They're okay. They're not great. I just made the best cookies a couple of weeks ago, too. They were no burnt at all. They were just like, so good. So we wait for the cookies. The cookies are mediocre, but I'm going to politely say, oh, this is delicious. I can't wait to eat more. Yeah, as soon as I can roll this up.
00:46:17
Speaker
Yeah, you roll deception. I'll do the same. I did. And I got a natural 20. So the Vita, these are the greatest cookies I've ever tasted. I thought Canadians were good, but clearly I need to come down to this side of the world more often. These are the most best cookies ever. Thanks. Roll inside, Davita. Six.
00:46:46
Speaker
Oh yeah, you believe in me. Oh, also you believe me when I say these are, these are, these are all right. They, you know, nice. And I'm just not going to know any better. So I'm naturally going, these are really good cookie. It's lactose free milk too. If you guys want any lactose. Yes. I will take lactose free milk forever. Since the rules have been mutable and I'm like one of the three GMs, can I say to give her inspiration?
00:47:11
Speaker
Yes. I got inspiration. 100%. No, she didn't, but she didn't burn the house down as well. So that's an inspiration in the house.
00:47:28
Speaker
if you're just joining us back after not listening to us for the first hour. Not that you waited an hour to listen to us again, but you just jumped to this, it's fine. Yeah, so now we're just, I think, now we're in the game, we're playing it, so I will be jumping in and out of character. The most complicated
00:47:49
Speaker
way possible probably but yeah we're gonna get started now that we have our snacks i've definitely used the toilet twice already and of course i was polite this is davida's house i'm not gonna make a mess davida you set up the game you are the keeper of the game where do you put it so we can establish that to start it off you put it in the den i put it on the coffee table there's a put it on the coffee table there's a bean bag and a couch couch and a bed that you guys can sit on around there
00:48:18
Speaker
Sam, you got the highest initiative? No, I had the low first. Oh no, it was Luke. Luke was like sweet 16, I think. Luke got the highest initiative. Oh, also, just so you know, there's a self-portrait of myself on the wall that I painted. So we're in the dictator's house, guys. This is great.
00:48:41
Speaker
So, Davita, do you have the same expression on your face as in the self-portrait? So uncanny, so uncanny right now. Okay, there we go then. I'm gonna get confused between both of them, I know that for a fact. Luke, you will be in charge of the elephant. Where is, which one's the elephant? The top, the top left. Is that because of his big ears?
00:49:02
Speaker
no because that is that's the first one that was um what's his name robin william's younger self rolled and he or he was he placed first and it was the elephant so you're gonna roll first luke okay we're gonna see if this works 2d6 2d6 on roll 20 because it tells me here at a five and a six
00:49:23
Speaker
whoa nice so you go 11 space there's a very good roll so what you see there oh it says alive without what we've got are we we're alive without without what live without souls welcome to the game lose a life yeah so luke just rolled and and it says alive without breath as cold as death never thirsty ever drinking clad in mail never clinking
00:49:51
Speaker
If I didn't know the answer to this riddle, can I just tell you guys?
00:49:55
Speaker
Yeah, if you know it, then yeah, say what you think it is. Okay, well, you guys, this is from The Hobbit. So, and I've read that like a bunch of times. And this is talking about a fish, because, you know, they don't breathe actual air, they bring water, and they're always drinking water. Their scales are their male. So we got to be aware of the fish, maybe piranhas will start coming.
00:50:23
Speaker
out of the sink yeah but this is jessie he might have tied the riddle to something completely different he's like this all really runs really cool and guess what it's a fire breathing lizard oh okay i would never have got that the cart really won't throw knives i don't know it could be anything yeah
00:50:43
Speaker
If you want Sam if you think that then roll inside 19 ooh Yeah, you don't think it's fish Wait, so what we're doing for perception and have we all rolled for our perception and whatever? Yeah, we're all perception. I did not get it. So what you need for it to do? Well, I rolled an eight like cuz you rolled you asked all of us Oh you at least need
00:51:04
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, everyone. Everyone's role perception. As soon as you do that, you do feel kind of like a tremor, like some sort of shape quickly, not like monumental, but you just feel like something's just happened in this world. I got something. I got 20, but it's not natural. I have 12. So I have two questions. Let you know I'm on a beanbag.
00:51:30
Speaker
No, for Davida, specifically. Do you have any buried animals in your area? Near your house or whatnot? My next store is where I grew up as a child and I had a dog and we buried her in the backyard, small corgi-ish type dog. Okay. And we didn't bury any other animals.
00:51:59
Speaker
Sure. So... You hear a familiar bark and... Let me see. You did shut the door when we came in, right?
00:52:12
Speaker
Yes, I always shut the door. She always shuts the door. She always does. But Jess assumes she doesn't. No, if you say that you have to do it, you have to say you do it now. It's not like I open a car door and go like, you know what, I'll just leave it open. Like, I think you'll be fine. Now you always shut doors behind you. You don't leave them open all the time. You're mad now. I constantly leave doors open. That explains a lot, Jess, actually.
00:52:40
Speaker
So you hear that, you hear a familiar dog, Davida. Sam and Lee, what did you get, Luke? 14. 14. Yeah, there are another three groaning noises that you hear from outside. Is there a window right there? Davida, is there a window nearby?
00:53:00
Speaker
There is a window behind the couch, yes, facing towards the house where the dog is buried. Can you see into the yard? No, you can not. There's a fence between the two. You can you can also hear scratching at a
00:53:16
Speaker
The fence. Yeah. And this is just upsetting me. It was long enough ago where I'm like, you know, but it's just like imagining it like zombie dog. I can change it. No, it's okay. I like it. It's fine. So I'm going to run upstairs. I, I, I'm too afraid to like check out what the scratching is. So I'm running upstairs.
00:53:41
Speaker
Devita's gone. Devita just ran away. Good start. This is great. Split up the team. Wait a minute. While you're running away, Devita, do you shut the door? No.
00:53:57
Speaker
I'm running up, I'm running upstairs, and looking out my dad's window because I can see from the I can see the yard from there because I'm too afraid to go outside and check. So I look down on to the, the yard in between and what do I see.
00:54:13
Speaker
So you see the skeleton, basically, of your passing dog scratching at the fence, because it's been quite a long time. And you see, not in your yard, but in a neighboring yard, two other skeletons coming up from the ground. Wait, what type of skeletons are they, though? Can I tell? They're human, human. Oh, OK. Yeah.
00:54:39
Speaker
Alright, so I'm running and screaming. There is a skeleton talking to people that are coming. You guys, I don't know what you want to do with that. Just let you know. Okay. My logic is when you go against skeleton warriors, thanks to Jason and the Argonauts, always have the high ground because they don't have great reach and then just face it. Should we go upstairs?
00:55:05
Speaker
Yeah, let them come up the stairs so we have the high ground and then we can make loads of Star Wars references and kick them down the stairs all the time. Let's do that. Daviti, there's only one staircase going up. There's only one staircase, yes. Easy to defend and yeah, let's do that. There is also a, there is a ladder.
00:55:22
Speaker
going up the side of my house so you can get and you can climb out how you can climb out a window from the upstairs there's a window you can climb out of get to the roof and so there's technically a second way down off the roof because there is a ladder on the side of my house cool let's go could something get up that way very likely yes
00:55:41
Speaker
Oh, okay. So we do need to watch that as well. Okay. Should we put anything against the wall? Do you have tables that go against the outside doors? Well, I have a door to my staircase so we can close that first of all. Oh, yes. Great. And there's a lock actually. There is a lock on that door too. We probably don't want to barricade too much.
00:56:02
Speaker
Yeah dude like zombie apocalypse. If we barricade too much we're not going to be able to get out and if anything else comes out the game and is inside. And so also my question is we just left the board game lying downstairs boys and girls do we bring the board game with us and we just pray that these skeletons don't bother like messing with us downstairs. The skeletons might decide to sit down and have a game. Yeah it's true.
00:56:24
Speaker
So, so I, it's up to Davita where she brings a game, but we get it. We know we got to keep playing the game. If we don't keep playing the game, then the game won't end. Right. Yeah. So I, I have, I have locked all the doors, closed all the window shutters that there can be and grab the game. Got upstairs. How long would that take? Cause that's a lot of time. Do we help you with this?
00:56:51
Speaker
Yes. I'm starting revving a chainsword. I'm ready to kill skeletons. Do you run outside and try and kill them? No, I'm staying inside. I'm just trying to intimidate them. But then I realized they're skeletons. So this is just going to kill them immediately. Sure. It's going to be over quite quick. I was more looking forward to zombies and then just me going everywhere.
00:57:21
Speaker
right okay then i think we head upstairs who's turn is it next it was lee you're next you're the white rhino god they're all coming at once oh this is crap okay
Complex Game Dynamics and Strategy
00:57:32
Speaker
yeah bottom left corner and if you roll and roll 27 okay that's all right yeah it's not too bad i think for people who don't know on the audio medium luke is halfway around the board to be honest like looking at like uh
00:57:51
Speaker
Okay, so this one says when cats and dogs fall from the sky it may be best to climb up high So I'm assuming rain rain
00:58:12
Speaker
Oh, it's literal cats and dogs falling from the sky and creating a lot of mess. Yeah, that's my most terrifying with a chainsaw. So what is it? So you can tell us we don't need to know exactly. Or do we roll for perception to notice it? Well, I'm blatantly way too scared of skeleton. Yeah, I'm also a bit scared, so I didn't get it either. I'm pretty positive. Three on my end. I got a 12. 13.
00:58:38
Speaker
That's a 19. That's funny. You got 19, I know what you wrote. Yeah, is it? Like Jess and me haven't got a clue because obviously we're distracted by scattered clouds. Yeah. So I'm assuming it will be you who would notice what's going on to Divya. What the heck is happening? Well, the sky has clouded over and large droplets of water have begun falling from the sky. And it's getting worse and worse. And this is like flood quality rain.
00:59:03
Speaker
right okay and this is outside or inside okay okay i don't live in a in a dip area like kind of live closer to the hills so i'm kind of higher than the rest of the town city okay so it could take time
00:59:27
Speaker
for the water to come rushing in and my house is elevated above the street a couple like there's quite a bit of stairs so i'm fine with this sam we've built a moat guys this is great great so i've rolled for your fence the fence in between and it seems well if you want to know you have to roll perception i was gonna say it but then i thought oh perception probably better all right roll perception
00:59:53
Speaker
I am rolling so bad on me. Yeah, you can roll perception if you want to know. I'm still traumatized by skeletons. I rolled 18. I'm getting... Davida's just doing fine. She's like, it's my house. There's always rain and skeletons walk around there all the time. It's fine. My dad built this fence. I'm just like, it's just rain. What's this? My dad built this fence. So, you know, he made it pretty good.
01:00:21
Speaker
Yeah, the dog is halfway through that fence.
01:00:26
Speaker
And the other human skeletons are just trying to figure out how to get through, like not literally because they're skeletons. Are they at the front of the house or are they coming from? They're in the back. Okay, they're coming from the back. There's a big garage blocking like most of the yard, but there's a carport and a very easily accessible gate to get in from there. That's where they're coming from. They don't know that. They're not doing too great. They're skeletons. They have no brain.
01:00:55
Speaker
Yeah. So I'm just like, yeah guys, it's just a bit of rain. This one's actually pretty easy. I just gotta compare it to skeletons. Skeletons.
01:01:04
Speaker
Like I'm freaking out a little bit. We better watch out for this man though. It could keep it out of hand fairly quickly. So far, not too bad. Right? Not too bad. And now it's my turn to roll. All happening outside. Keep it outside please. Yes. Yeah, I know exactly right. Got an eight. So see where that takes me. I think it's the crocodile and the monkey.
01:01:29
Speaker
I'm pretty sure it's Crocodile and Monkeys. What kind of madman does that? Oh, wait a minute. He's our GM. There we go, guys. There's another inside joke. Not one monster. Just give us more. No, no. I'm talking about the pieces on the table. I'm trying to figure out. Thank God. Thank God. Because he was like, yeah, a monkey and Crocodile appears. I'm like, OK, that escalated really quickly.
01:01:54
Speaker
Don't you know what the pieces of Dumanji are? Come on. I'm sorry. I know I love this movie, but I can't remember it that well. I'm sorry. I watched like four times. I have very vivid memories of monkeys using shotguns at one point. A canoe was used as a missile launcher at one point to like kill a hunter who then got loads of paint on him. So, you know, I remember some things.
01:02:17
Speaker
I remember The Lion, because The Lion cheers on the bed for a lot of the movie, doesn't it? Like, that was a really cool reveal. I used to have it on VHS. Don't know what happened to it, but... Good old VHS tapes missed those bad boys. I don't. No. I'm not bad old. Oh, dear. Wow, shots fired at me. It's Luke's turn. Okay, so what? Oh, Luke's gonna pick the worst one on purpose.
01:02:46
Speaker
This is where he has a thunderstorm, so now the water that's rising is now electrifying everything. Crying everything.
01:02:54
Speaker
I'd literally make it the worst scenario right now. Like literally what's the worst electricity and water? No, not at all. Like I just want the worst. I would, I would just honestly have xenomorph in everything, but that's just me right now. It's like there was a lion and a xenomorph and they were fighting and they could turn and look at you guys engage. That's not me.
01:03:18
Speaker
i hope there's a killer moose though that you've done mr i want a killer killer moose luke like those moose do not mess around they are what do you think reader is that's killer that's what i'm saying you just have to get some cross promotional uh like killer animals like oh yeah we're going with that
01:03:36
Speaker
Again, as what Davida has said, I didn't steal this. I had to make this a clip. So it is, Hey, I had to do 30 different times. Hey Jess, Jess, you're the one that started all this because you said, Hey, this might be from the Hobbit. So good job on that one mate.
01:03:59
Speaker
you started this pain train you just gotta ride it out bro and also we've become more confident in picking on you yeah it's fine i know why it is
01:04:15
Speaker
You had a nice safe space if nature was harsh. It's now turned against you when it's now a marsh. What? So that happens inside, I'm assuming. What it is is that the floor gets completely covered in like a slimy substance.
01:04:37
Speaker
And it's now under the effects. And everyone has the dexterity or fault prone. Every time you try to move, you have to roll a dexterity saving throw. Try to do anything, dexterity saving throw. Okay. Just immediately we all have to do dexterity saving throws. Okay.
01:04:54
Speaker
So as this gooey stuff seeps from the walls down to the ground, it's caused us to slip and I fall on my butt. About 12. What did you say? DC 15? Luke? Me? No, what did you say the DC was? Yeah, I was stealing from Greece, so I did steal. It doesn't give a DC... Let's say 12 because... Yeah. So DC 12 is the minimum. I don't find that.
01:05:25
Speaker
I got 18. 18 as well. What, Ellie? I got unlucky for some 13, so I'm okay. What? So, as it starts to happen, I'm just like, my skeletons, I don't know, I don't know, and I like try to run to the toilet or whatever's upstairs the next room over and I just fall. I fall on my back and everybody else just has a good laugh.
01:05:46
Speaker
i guess i don't know i'm i'm on my back i just assume in my head i think i would make some sarcastic remarks like you guys think i'm bad just wanting a chainsaw look at this guy losing it like what the heck living the dream although it is kind of funny we're just like living in the murky midlands right now there's moss everywhere it's raining skeletons are after you you know it's just one of those average days in the murky midlands can you roll a d6 for me davida
01:06:18
Speaker
Three. Three inches have been added to the flood, so it's getting higher. So at the end of your turn from now on, Davita, just roll that. Just remember to... After everyone's turn? After each person's turn? No, after your turn. After your turn from now on. Okay. So after this time. So next time, you just roll it after your turn. Okay. I was thinking more than that, but that's good.
01:06:42
Speaker
I didn't come up with something so but like inches like just directly outside right basically yeah yeah yeah okay well it's up to you this is your baby so you can do three feet three if it was me it would gently blow over and then it's in the sky yeah no it's you know it farts out rainbows
01:07:02
Speaker
It'll be feet because it's actually like in the, in the street, it's three feet. And that's kind of pretty, pretty low down. So for my, for my houses. So we're going to say feet. Okay, cool. Three feet from now on, from now on feet. So three feet. Cool. Great. Now it is Sam's turn. I believe. I guess it should be really different. Of course.
01:07:32
Speaker
Okay. We're incredibly average, bro. You and me. Incredibly average. Well, you got the highest number of old. Me and Jessie got second highest numbers. Everyone else is just beefing it. I have to move, don't I? Well, I don't know. I feel like because it's in Davita's house, she's just like on it. And like, I don't know what Luke was smoking, but I wish I had some of it. And like, Jess is just full on losing it right now.
01:07:57
Speaker
He's that one guy in the horror movie, you're just like, why wouldn't he die already, like right now? And the viewers are watching it and just going like, oh, so six with the monkey. Right. This is not plagiarizing. Are you sure? Are you sure? Yes. Is this from the Hobbit again? No, it's not from the Hobbit again.
01:08:22
Speaker
No, it's from a really good book called the Bible. Like I'm waiting for something. No, this is from the movie. It's actually from the movie. Look how cool this guy is. He's the GM. He's like, Hey, we're going to go play Jumanji. We're going to create this really cool thing. It's going to be great. And then I'm going to steal other IPs. That's what's happening right now.
01:08:52
Speaker
The tiny bite can make you itch, makes you sneeze, make you twitch. Oh, they make you want to go on that streaming platform. Okay. This is the movie. This is when the mosquitoes, or is it the mosquitoes? Giant mosquitoes come? Giant mosquitoes. Yeah. I think Kirsten Dunst almost dies, but that was because of the poisonous flower. That was the plan. So, role perception, everyone. Okay. Oh, I'm still paranoid. I'm so... Peter, does your house come with vocal talent?
01:09:21
Speaker
i think the bug repellent's downstairs i'm gonna go downstairs okay yeah probably i rolled a 18 i rolled a 15 i got 15 uh 15 as well whoa leek uh i i i rolled a three
01:09:38
Speaker
Well, if you times it by five. Yeah, that's 15. Yeah, mate. I'm just saying, I just rolled a three. Even from on my back, I can see these massive insects just starting to... I don't know how
Mosquito Invasion and Defensive Strategies
01:09:52
Speaker
they start coming in, but... The air conditioning vents?
01:09:55
Speaker
Yes. So now, she's way ahead of the curve. So right now I'm going to say role initiative. You know, yeah, even, even Lee, you roll initiative. Oh, I thought that was a one. It was still not great, but the one and assist seven looks like.
01:10:19
Speaker
So we know this one, not because of the dice roll, but because the dice roll is actually from somebody else's, but it's the same number. It just so happened to be the same thing. And so, but we know that riddle. We know that these mosquitoes are coming from that riddle. So with that, what did we roll again for initiative? Let me. Six. Eighteen. Seven.
01:10:45
Speaker
Uh, natural one. Like it's just getting worse now over here, bro. Yeah. I'm not allowed nice things. At least the one was for initiative. How do we know what our armor class is?
01:10:59
Speaker
Armor class is, so if you have additional things, so like the body armor that I have, I purchased that and Luke has some things and Sam, did you buy something? He has his hockey gear. Your hockey gear gives you plus one.
01:11:17
Speaker
Lee has hakiyu. Lee has hakiyu. Yeah. How much was the security armor? Plus three. Got that. Oh yeah then yeah definitely I'll just got that. So I have, so it's 10 plus whatever like armor you're wearing basically. So I have 13. Yeah I don't have any armor so I'm just 10. Right. So this is gonna be a quick game of Jumanji guys. Like did you get it past the first level? No. I remember. You couldn't get it past the giant mosquitoes.
01:11:45
Speaker
I remember in the movies, I'm hitting those giant mosquitoes with a baseball bat. I don't have a baseball bat upstairs, but I do have two PVC pipes that look like lightsabers and a wooden stick in my closet upstairs. Wait a minute. It's painted like a lightsaber. They're lightsabers. They're saying it's a lightsaber, boys.
01:12:04
Speaker
But if we have to go and get them, we have to roll Dex saves. I just imagine we're kind of like in the hallway upstairs, basically. There's three rooms up there, so. True. But yeah, so we're in the hallway and the air conditioning is going off with the insects.
01:12:21
Speaker
yeah how many rooms are upstairs there's three rooms they all have vents in them and there's a vent in the bathrooms and there's one in the hallway well that's like where the air sucks in the air sucks in through the hallway and just this room that is swampy as well no it's it's throughout the house it's there's basically air vents in every single room okay so i rolled there are 15 mosquitoes yeah so yeah we're dead
01:12:51
Speaker
Player one has left the game. The majority of them are going into the first room to our right. What is that? If we're facing the rooms, that's my room. That's the master bedroom basically.
01:13:08
Speaker
So there's nine that are in there. I vote that Luke, with the highest dexterity, then tries to shut that door. Is the door not shut, Davida? Is it? Is it shut? Did you not hear me saying I shut and locked all the doors? Okay. This is before, this is before. Is there a way we can block off the air con though? What? Not now. Well, I guess you could, but again, you need the wrong text. They're breaking through the... Yeah.
01:13:37
Speaker
But it's a way to stop them from coming from the master bedroom into where we are. It's Davida's bedroom and, um, let's see where else. Oh, right. So they're not in the master and they're in the other two rooms on the, is there someone on the left? My room, my room is the, is the, um, master that my, my dad's room is on the left. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Your dad's room is on the left. So it's on the left. Yeah.
01:14:07
Speaker
Okay, and then there's two that appear from the air vent in front of us.
01:14:12
Speaker
Yeah. Cause there's one, there's an air vent in the hallway too. So the air vent in the hallway kind of smashes open or gets, we see the, we see the stab, the stab through the air vent. Then we hear in the, in Davida's bedroom, like all the noise and in her dad's bedroom, we hear a few different things going on in there.
01:14:38
Speaker
We can't really go anywhere because they're going to come through all the vents. So I mean, should we head towards the like window or because it's kind of like a little, there's a little window there. If, if they come at us, there's, it's kind of farther away from the vent. So who has weapons?
01:15:00
Speaker
I got, got my crossbow. There's books. Dude, there's like, there's a giant bookshelf in this hallway too. So there's heavy books in here. So we're pretty big. Can I use my grappling hook to hook the window and create a line for us to pull ourselves along and then avoid having to do a dexterity save to get to the window? Yes. On your turn. So we're going to go in turns. Luke, you're first. They seem stuck, right?
01:15:29
Speaker
there there's only two of them so that you just see two like trying to break through to where the other ones there was there was a lot more so it was easier for them to break through so that you hear them in the room and the other rooms but in ours there's only it wasn't they're trying to break through but there you just see that little needle mouth poison thing I think I don't know if there's anything I want to do like
01:15:55
Speaker
I don't want to try to try to leave. I don't want to, I just want to be ready. Okay. So you're going to ready an action. I just want to be like Sam's support. Like, so he doesn't slip as he's trying to do whatever he's going to do. Okay. I just want to be there. Okay. So as a supporter, like the umbrella, maybe to kind of try, what was the word or tripod it. Okay. Yeah.
01:16:17
Speaker
to like support Sam so if he's trying to go and do something just roll deck save just just because with advantage with it well no that doesn't make sense just roll deck save just roll d20 yeah that's 12 yeah he can have the elb action so when he doesn't he he can have advantage and now it's my turn i'm gonna stand up but does that mean i have to roll a deck save i change it and then hook you up i forgot you were down
01:16:46
Speaker
It's fine, but then Sam doesn't get advantage. Right. OK, so I'll stand up. So I'll roll deck save with advantage. Oh, 14. Yeah, I got it. So I stand up, and I backstory, long story short, basically we had these wooden frames, and I cut them up to fit our windows so we can do shutters and stuff.
01:17:15
Speaker
one of the spare things next to the bed just in case something were going to happen just because my paranoia so I definitely brought that on this so I just have that out it's just a wooden stick it's not not effective at all but it's just there so I'm just like holding it now and I'm ready to fight anything so I'm ready I'm ready an attack for whatever comes so do we want to try and get out of the house like get ourselves on like solid ground so to speak
01:17:43
Speaker
It would be helpful to not have to roll a deck save. Yeah, so if I use my grappling hook to get us all to the window, because I could hook the hook to the window, and then essentially we can pull ourselves to the window. We don't have to walk to the window, we can just slide kind of thing to the sludge.
01:18:03
Speaker
Just so you know, it's the middle room that you can get out of the house onto the roof. Oh, okay. We have to make our way to the middle room. And we're actually, if we're making our way to the middle room, we, I mean, there is also a nerve in there, so we might- Do we know if there's mosquitoes in there? Emerald perception. An 11? No, you don't know. Okay. The other rooms are too loud. Yeah.
01:18:28
Speaker
So what do you reckon, guys? Is it worth trying to go that way and at least get that ready? Bearing in mind we might have to kill more mosquitoes.
01:18:36
Speaker
I think so. I just, I don't know. I want to get on solid ground. I fell really bad. I mean, we could, we, we, it will be raining, but my roof is like pretty good. You can actually like stand on the roof without like, you know, sliding off, but, uh, there are those skeleton things that are out in the yard. So yeah.
01:18:59
Speaker
I think that's the best option. I think it's a good idea, at least even to get us towards something if we need to. Okay, so I'll use my grappling hook aim for the window, which is down the hallway, right? So it will take us past the middle room. Do you need to roll an attack for that?
01:19:19
Speaker
I would assume it would be a ranged attack. Yeah. Ranged attack, exactly. With the advantage. Yes. Oh no, he helped me up instead. Yeah. Oh. So no an event. So I have to do a dex save to do it. Yes. Oh, that's an 18. Oh, you pass, you're fine. So now I have to do the other one. That's not gonna do it. That's a six. You throw it and it just gets a little gooey from all the muck around. So I pull my machete out.
01:19:49
Speaker
And so you put your, you put the grappling hook away, you pull your machete
Rising Flood and Escape Plans
01:19:54
Speaker
out. Okay. Well, my grappling hook is kind of on my utility belt. Right. It's ready for my next turn. Okay. Cool. I'm assuming now that that's my chance to actually get us down the hallway before the mosquitoes come out. So do you want to move that way? Or cause you did. I guess what I could do is move. So I'm positioned, I guess I could move down to the middle room.
01:20:19
Speaker
And potentially then if maybe try my grappling hook to you guys. So I'll do that. Yeah. Okay, cool. So from now on, if you, if we need to move, I'll say this, if we need to move, if Sam rolls a d20 and an attack and he gets, and he beats the decks save, then you have advantage on your deck save. Okay. Okay. So now it's Davida's turn.
01:20:45
Speaker
Let me first see how much the water is raised, which by the way, I determined that it's about 15 feet from the street to my first level of my house and about 15 feet from the bottom story to the top story. That's Rose, another two feet. That's a lot of water over here.
01:21:10
Speaker
How are we gonna move? Yeah, we're hearing cars like getting swept down the street. Exactly. This is heavily becoming impossible. I like it. We have made it or we're still trying to make it to that middle room. Or you can stand and fight. I don't know. One or two. Okay, well they haven't made it through the air vent yet. Not yet. It's not been their turn.
01:21:40
Speaker
Okay, so I will try and head towards the middle room. So I'm gonna go try and open that door, sir. So Sam's gonna make a deck save for the Grappling Hook, basically. Okay. 18. And so now you have advantage on your movement. Okay.
01:22:00
Speaker
Okay, though, it's 16. Yeah, you pass. Yeah. And so I'll get there. And I'm just going to peek in the door to see if I see anything. Okay. I think Sam's already in there, but yeah. I'm not in the room. I'm standing outside. Okay. So I don't think my grappling hook would get. Oh, true. Okay. So I'm going to look in there and see if I see anything. Cool. Well, perception with advantage or investigation. No, investigation.
01:22:28
Speaker
Okay, I rolled 19. Yeah, nothing's there. Whose room is it? He's the guy who's renting from us. Yeah. You just see, he needs to clean it up a little bit. Yeah. Do you see any bug spray? No. No. I don't think he has bug spray, so no. All right. Okay. So yeah, you see there's nothing, it's just a little bit dirty.
01:22:58
Speaker
Okay, so I'm gonna like, move some stuff out of the way and the computers are kind of blocking the door so I'm going to open the window or move the computers over and open the window. Okay, cool. I'm not gonna have you roll anything for that seems obvious. Yeah, fine. Also going to take out my mic by crossbow.
01:23:18
Speaker
Okay. And my arrow. So just in case something comes out a second. Great. It's the mosquito's turn. And I'm just going to roll an attack. And they, so you just see, or the people who are in the hallway, just see a smash into the, like a pull out, a pull back and then, and still just nothing. Now you're going to roll for the other ones.
01:23:45
Speaker
And so on the door to your left, you see about five of that same nose. Just go straight through the wood or whatever. What kind of doors do you have? Wood. Yeah. So you see that and then you hear it. Do you hear them try to do the same thing on the other side? You don't see anything, but you just hear a thud. They they did not roll well, so they just kind of ran and kind of ran into each other.
01:24:14
Speaker
Yeah, so I think we're okay. Where's... Oh, you know what? I forgot to... That's awkward. Roll for the skeletons. Oh yeah, I was wondering why I was that close in.
01:24:33
Speaker
they've figured out how to get to your house but they don't know how to get in then it is Lee's turn I'm just gonna stay in the yard like the hallway because those skeletons eventually come in I'll murder them those mosquitoes I'm probably gonna die so I'm good unless unless unless like is there any deodorant in your bathroom like the via
01:24:57
Speaker
I think the bathroom's downstairs. There is an upstairs one too. There's actually two, but one's in my dad's bedroom. The other one is just up at the top of the hallway at the top of the stairs. So yes, there is. It's very natural stuff, so it doesn't have all the- It's not a spray. All that kind of stuff. No, no, it's not a spray.
01:25:20
Speaker
So
Roof Strategy and Final Stand
01:25:21
Speaker
I just, I'm just going to stay where I am and ready to just read. Can I, can I ready an action? Cause I'm dead last. Oh, but there's hairspray in the bathroom. There's probably hairspray is definitely flammable. Okay. Then I'm going to go to the bathroom and try and find something. Do you have a lighter?
01:25:37
Speaker
of course yes sinister gm we we flash back to uh earlier in the day when you were packing and you just think i need to bring this i've got a lighter i always have a lighter on me i don't know why i just know people who smoke plus there's a lighter in the bathroom anyway so why there's also that because candles this is for candles because i think you were like practicing with the hairspray no no this is
01:26:06
Speaker
Okay, so I need to do a deck save to move there, right? Yes, yeah. Yes, okay, so the dice has changed. One minute, do I give him advantage? Oh, but he's not going towards the middle of the room, he's going two different ways, so it wouldn't help if you have the grappling hook, yeah. A natural 20. I think you say one.
01:26:27
Speaker
Yeah, you're getting used to this mud or this muck. It can't be mud. We can't have key flashbacks in this. No, no, no, no, no mud. It's muck. It's, yeah, it's different. So you're fine. You can get there and back if you want.
01:26:50
Speaker
Yeah, and I'm gonna literally stand in the corridor with hairspray outs and a lighter ready to go. Okay. And obviously that'll be the end of my turn because I can't do anything else, so we're good. Thanks. Yeah. So now we're back to the top, which is Luke. Yeah, I think I'm probably gonna get out and try to get closer to Davida, just so that should we choose to just try to like muscle our way through the game, I can just roll whenever. Okay.
01:27:17
Speaker
then sam roller oh yeah that's nothing to help for yeah it doesn't help so you have to roll like say 13 yeah pass um question is there mucky slime in the room too or yes just the hallway yeah okay in the room as well it's only until you get outside that there's no more okay yeah
01:27:37
Speaker
or the bottom. It's just on the one level. Just the top floor. Okay. So top floor has slime. Okay, cool. Not that we're changing anything. I'm also going to make my way towards Davida. And if there is any mosquitoes, I'm going to try to kill them. Sure. What did you roll, Sam? 16. 16. All right, I get advantage.
01:28:03
Speaker
I got a 14 the first time, so that's me. Yeah, I get over there and I'm just like, is there anything I can do? Should we leave? The window's open. You said you opened the window. Yeah.
01:28:15
Speaker
I'm going to take a peek outside as well to kind of just get... 12 doesn't get me very much, I don't think. And you're looking out at the street, just so you know, actually. Oh, okay. So just the front of the house. Front of the house. Okay. That makes sense now. Okay. You can see the water, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, you get to see the water rising. You know what? I'm going to get out of the house. I'm going to go through the window.
01:28:40
Speaker
And I guess I'll just wait over the unit. Are you going to jump? No, I'm not going to jump. I'm not going to go into the skeleton. I would recommend going towards the left. That is where the ladder is. And it's slightly less. Oh, I know. There's actually a white. No, no, no. When you go out the window, there's kind of a flat, flattish part. It's right above the porch. So you're standing above the porch right now. If you go to the left, you'll be closer to where the ladder is that that's against the wall.
01:29:08
Speaker
Okay, cool. I'll head that way. I don't think I have enough movement to get all the way over there. Okay. But I'll head that way. Definitely. Okay. It is Sam's turn. So I guess what's best for me to do is to try and get out of, go and follow you just, I guess. Sure. So yeah, so I'll try and do a dexterity move check and yeah, that's failed. So I fall prone. I slip. Can I, because once you're prone, you can still attack. You just attack with disadvantage. Yeah, yeah.
01:29:37
Speaker
So I'm going to try and use my grappling hook on the window to see if I can at least get a grip on something. Yeah, no. Now remember, you can still roll. So if it's your turn to roll in Jumanji, you can do that. It's your go. It's not my roll. No, it's Luke's. Yeah, because I'm still in the room and I got bored. So I'm lying in the hallway, kind of like making swamp angels.
01:30:05
Speaker
Disgusting. Now it's Davida's turn. All right. The water rises five feet. That was a big one. It's at 10 feet now. It's at five feet from the house. No. Oh yeah, five feet from the house. Five feet from the bottom floor. Yeah.
01:30:24
Speaker
And then should we try, when we should try and get out the window. So I'll go follow Jesse out the window and also do a perception check to see where those skeletons are. If I can see them from the roof. Okay. Well, you already, you've already done that. So you can go with advantage. You can do with advantage. Oh, okay. Okay. 15.
01:30:47
Speaker
yeah they're not being stealthy or anything you can see they are um making their way to the house they're they're like okay knocking on things are they in in range distance have they noticed us on the roof you and me but they haven't noticed you but they're in range of noticing okay i'm not i'm trying to decide whether bow and arrows are gonna do any damage to them but i guess i could try and take a shot at
01:31:17
Speaker
That will draw their attention to where we're at too. So true. How about I pull the ladder up onto the roof? So then you can't go up that ladder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be better. I wouldn't do that. Okay. I'm going to grab, grab the ladder, pull it up. And as you're doing that, and I think Sam, me and you all hear Lou.
01:31:43
Speaker
Is that coming from the game? Oh, it's fine. They're coming for Luke. We hear the skeletons just... That's all they're chanting. They're just... If things get hairy, I guess we could just throw Luke off the roof. It's true. You have a really cool pun to say. Luke here. What are you doing?
01:32:10
Speaker
Wow. Alright, with that terrible pun, it is the mosquito's tins, and the skeleton's reduce. So again, you see the retraction of these beaks happen, and then
01:32:26
Speaker
from the air vent in the hallway, you see finally one burst through. And you see, so Lee, you see the one burst through and you have a ready to action. Do you want to do it? Yeah, I'm sorry to be I want to spray some fire in your house.
01:32:46
Speaker
You didn't want to have it go on fire, but there you go. I'm aiming on the mosquito when obviously I come out on air vents. So if any mothers come out, hopefully they'll get toasted.
01:32:57
Speaker
Yeah, hopefully. So yeah, roll and attack. I would say this is a fireball, maybe. So do roll and attack if you can hit it. Roll it. Just roll a regular d20 plus your strength because you're trying to hold the lighter and the, that's how I'm justifying it. And then we'll roll damage separately. I get a 13.
01:33:18
Speaker
would definitely hit their armor class because they have nothing. They have no armor class. Damage would probably be 2d8. I'm just saying that. This is all just being made up right now. So everybody else who's listening to this, I'm sorry. Not sorry. 8. The one that came out, you definitely decimate. It burns to a crisp, but that's the only one.
01:33:44
Speaker
yeah because like two d8s when you roll one is one and the other is seven good start mate good start the ones are like then on your right you do finally see them break through the wood but they're not fully out you just again see they're they're stingers that's the word i've been looking for this entire time stingers
01:34:05
Speaker
and but the other side they thud because they missed the holes they already made but there is one mosquito that flies out and it's going behind the one that flew out and you killed and they are going to
01:34:21
Speaker
just immediately attack and completely miss you so they go for you as soon as they stay come out because they're just aggravated and just go straight into the swampy muck that's around you so they will probably have disadvantage next attack but yeah you've been missed by this thing but now they have kind of a way to get in if the others find out but i doubt it
01:34:48
Speaker
Now it is the skeleton's turn. They... You hear a glass shatter. That's it. That, basically. And look. That's what you hear. They're still outside. And now it's Lee's turn.
01:35:06
Speaker
So I turned to the way they're all setting up, like coming through, right? Yeah. Flame on. Ah, next. That's very cool. Very good. 20 again, I think. Yes. Yeah. Oh yeah. I need to ask a question. Are your doors good or are they made of cardboard? They're made of wooden. They're wooden doors. No, they're like wood, wood. They're, it's just an old, like I said, crap in a style house.
01:35:32
Speaker
So you will be taking, making damage to the door. Oh, a hundred percent. I want them to toast. That is a six on a door. You, you try and light the mat, the lighter and it's just not working. You're just getting too angsty knowing that you just were missed by an attack from this mosquito. Do you want to make any movement or anything? You're the only one left in the hallway.
01:35:58
Speaker
Yeah, I know. I feel like it'll be giving those... Oh, really, Sam? I thought you were in the room. Sam's still there. I thought he was in the room. Oh, on the mud, outside. Like, everyone's together, kind of, and I haven't got to roll anything for a while, so I'll deal with some dangerous, like, mosquitoes with a flamethrower. Okay. While the others can roll and have fun and just pray to God nothing else comes in this house at the same time. That's what I'm praying for.
01:36:23
Speaker
I'll just I'll just I guess because because I've already had one go at just trying to spark the lighter That'll probably be done because I can't do another okay Now we're back to the top and you just you also hear me say look guys We need to play the game as soon as we play the game It's over We're up there. No mosquitoes nearby before we set up the the umbrella for armor and then roll. Okay. Oh
01:36:52
Speaker
okay my daughter's just waking up to eat but i want to end it here with reading what it is yeah it's because it's from the game it's from the film beware the floor on which you stand the ground is quicker than the sand no unlucky sam and myself oh no we're inside so there on the roof all right so that's what we're gonna end today so thank you
01:37:24
Speaker
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