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Ready Player One Part 2
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Davita, Lee and Luke continue the adventure through this digital world. Davita contemplates the truth that she discovered. Luke changes identities constanly. Lee brings the fun and indpiration to the group. The world its self begins to unravel and show its true intent.
** CONTENT WARNING**
- detailed talk about death
- drowning
- self harm
- depression
- child harm
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Transcript
Introduction to Rolling Press and Player Introductions
00:00:07
Speaker
Welcome back to Rolling Press the Pod. Oh, Lee is enthusiastically waving and Luke is also waving. I am your GM Jesse. We are doing a meta game. We are back to Ready Player One meta game slash Allison Borderlands. Yeah, I'm your GM Jesse. It's been, we're starting so late, but yeah, I'm excited for what's to come. So I'm gonna have to do a lot of lore-dom today. Enjoy that.
00:00:34
Speaker
Hi, I'm Fetus. I've been having tech issues, so that's partly why we got so late. I'm sorry, that's it. But we're here and we're ready to play, and we're not gonna die, and if we do, we're gonna come back, hopefully. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna weird move right now. Sorry, guys.
00:00:51
Speaker
I love it. I love it. Yeah, so I'm Lee currently playing Crash Bash 87 as Wario. Or however you want to put it. I'm excited to see where we're going with this. I'm literally thinking of video games and pop genres. The list is getting long and extinguished on this piece of paper, guys. There is some stuff here that I don't think Jesse's going to allow me to have, but I'll try my hardest.
00:01:14
Speaker
Hi, I'm Luke. I'm going to be adding a lot of unnecessary detail about Norse mythology that I'll probably get wrong. So please be polite when you correct me, but please do correct me. So we are starting to in Reddit player one and do we need a recap? Do we know recaps if people want to do a recap?
00:01:33
Speaker
We're in a computer game universe, we saw our dear Canadian friend die by shark and I believe Davita and me completed the
Level Completion and Consequences
00:01:42
Speaker
level and are now walking around outside probably flashing like just like we need health like helpless please.
00:01:50
Speaker
Oh, mate, I'm on two health. I am bleeding out of every orifice. That's two times more than me. Yeah, it is. That's like two respawns. So, yes. So the two players have completed the level or the event, the game, whatever it's called. And one died in the act. And so they have to either restart it or leave the game. So let's start with that. Luke, what are you going to do?
00:02:19
Speaker
What's your character gonna do, sorry? I strategically make a character suited for it and book it straight for the shark thing. This is stupid. I'm gonna beat this one.
00:02:31
Speaker
I'm gonna do it quickly with this exact character. I'm not min-maxing, but pretty much. Well, I'll tell you right now, you'll be going in with five other people. I'm Fred. I believe in you. So, Crash and Sariel, you guys have just completed it. And so, what you see right before you exit is you see a bright light, and then you see a podium. And you are on the podium, actually.
00:03:00
Speaker
and in it you kind of see this like this these numbers come up next to you and they like start and like it starts raising and so you get some points and in that Lee or crash you level up two times and real you level up once
00:03:22
Speaker
Sorry, so with that go because he destroyed a load of sharks before he left I Desired every single time when that when I lose this gun is gonna be a very sad day So basically what that means is your health when you call it all comes back, obviously Okay And
00:03:47
Speaker
yes and and lee that means you can pick a new weapon if you want or an additional armor vida that means you get 200 gold and you get 200 gold do i get more health i'm sorry
00:04:04
Speaker
you get more health so you get you get roll six i believe it is both of you but you you roll it twice oh that is a three wicked with two dice we're doing this well we're doing really you did that with one dice though right you you rolled a three on one dice oh your three is for both dice oh that's
00:04:24
Speaker
It does suck. I'm at health. Oh, it's gonna now go up, so I'm guessing that's gonna be, you know, a health. It's not great. So, Lee, you're welcome to tell me what you chose in either the armor or the weapon, and what are you looking at?
00:04:39
Speaker
Mmm, I'm looking for a funny weapon, if that's possible. A funny weapon, interesting. A funny weapon, it is pretty funny. I would like the boomerang from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. That's not a funny weapon, it's still a good weapon. It's a good weapon, but it's a boomerang, and then I can give it to someone as a cool weapon to have, so. But let's see if it exists, though, first, right? Yes, roll. We have to make sure it exists. Jess, it doesn't exist with a natural one, does it?
00:05:10
Speaker
I'm just going to cross things off my list. This is not okay. The next thing I would have liked. Oh, that's really sad. The next one is a Mega Man blaster. So the arm blaster. So my arm would be the blaster. So I would have no arm effectively. I will say if you do that, you will have a disadvantage with your cannon.
00:05:29
Speaker
Oh yeah, 100%. I'm not aware. No, you're half canon, but you're like, you're massive thing. Yeah, the BFG is only for special things. So yes, it's A7. So it exists, but it's poor. It exists. Exactly. But it's poor. So maybe it'll take a turn to charge and then you can blast.
00:05:49
Speaker
Okay. Turn to charge.
In-Game Deaths Affect Real Life?
00:05:51
Speaker
Okay. No worries. Thanks, bud. Yeah. I really wanted to move. You should never go with what you want. Like really want the first time. I thought Boomerang would be a really fun thing to give to other players as well. I'm just like, guys use the Boomerang here. Always comfortable. You could have rolled before you chose. Yeah, true.
00:06:10
Speaker
That's pretty weird. I feel like that's not fun because the main thing I wanted was the dragon flute from Power Rangers just because it summons a mech. That's all I wanted. And I can use it as an weapon. Yeah, I'm done. That's me done. All right. So after that, you guys leave it and then Luke or Baldur. Dash might be easier, but Baldur Dash.
00:06:39
Speaker
boulder roll me five jumps was it is that how we did it
00:06:45
Speaker
I can say there was 11, but if you want to do five, that's much better. So yeah, we'll do five jumps, mate. No, no, it's for Luke just to see. But if... You said you were going to just go for it, so... Yes, but I'm going to use the character that you suggested to me, correct? Okay, sure. And that one has a teleporter, so can I use the teleportation? It's 15 foot, so every jump is three. I will say you can. And the teleportation is every bonus action.
00:07:14
Speaker
I don't remember what you rolled for it. I rolled a 19 here, just to see whether or not I have it. Because I don't remember either. Yeah, I need to re-look at the thing. It's not endless. I think I got an 18 originally, just to say like, yeah, I wanted to jump anywhere in the world. Sure. It's not Nightcrawler, is what he's saying. It's not Nightcrawler.
00:07:36
Speaker
What I will say then is, yeah, you can use it, it's there, but it doesn't mean that it's not gonna still be a hindrance. Like, there's still gonna be obstacles, but yeah, go for it. You're gonna do 15 feet apart again, so you can do that. Plus the additional jump that I'm taking, so I just jumped like the third one out. Okay, sure.
00:07:58
Speaker
I think it's seven per. Yeah, let me. So you're going to do that? So afraid to touch it. Just say 20, but oh, okay. I'm going to turn it. Yeah, I turned it down. I turned on the brightness. Okay, great. So you, I will say you get to seven squared because of natural 20.
00:08:25
Speaker
And then I'm just kind of turning to the five behind me and go like come on They're gonna get you they warn them that there's like there's gonna be sharks. Come on. Oh, no, there are sharks I was gonna say I'm literally waiting for Luke to go like guys There's something in the water and one guy's like, what do you mean? Yeah 19 to get to the next jump
00:08:46
Speaker
Well, before you do that, roll a deck save. Yeah, 19 for that deck save. Yeah, 13. No, no, you can use the 19 for the deck save and the jump. Because I said above a 10, you're fine, I think. Yeah. I used the 13 for the decks. Sure. 19 for the jump. Then if you're going to use the 13 for the deck, you get hit. So I suggest the 19 for the X. Sure. Use the 19 for the X.
00:09:12
Speaker
We'll metagame this, guys. Use the 19 for the decks and the 13 for the jump. I recommend that. Sure. Okay. But that is three and I'm at the door, correct? Yes, you're at the door. Okay. I step through the door. You step through the door. Come on.
Debating Next Game Choices
00:09:30
Speaker
Good job. Welcome. You beat my puzzle.
00:09:34
Speaker
Now I'm going to find my friends. Well, before you do that, you enter this room and you gain a level. Cool. Can I figure this out later? I mean, you're just getting 200 gold and your health. Wait, health goes up a D6? Yeah. Like is this false life? So it's seven in total. So while you guys are doing that and you finally exit the pool,
00:10:03
Speaker
the little kiddie pool that you entered. You then see these clouds everywhere. But if you see, you can actually like, as you are in a virtual reality, let's say you zoom out and you can see more light lit up areas. And there's actually some that are named like there's a PvP area, there's a there's a coliseum area, there's the battle royale area, like there's like specific
00:10:33
Speaker
Named places and this is something everyone can see once you finish a level your first gain So now that you've come out of the loop You can also see that
00:10:46
Speaker
Can I see my friends? And you all, so what do they see as you come out of the portal? As they have just come out as well? He's got this regular sized sword, but it's got electricity shooting out of it. And he's like got the Robin Hood facial hair and like two monocles and just wearing this like heroic armor to be like, I'm going to protect everyone. Two monocles, not glasses. Two monocles.
00:11:14
Speaker
two monocles so i'm assuming we can see his username above his head yeah you'll be able to see his username yeah okay so it's just like a cool upgrade so i'm just gonna go through my emote wheel and look for the floss dance and i'm just gonna floss dance to celebrate that i did just do a level that's what i'm gonna do can i do the elf bow hand on the heart
00:11:34
Speaker
I'll do the the elven ring like expose. Yes. Nice. Just bring them all in. Okay. So where do you guys want to go next? So we are trying to get through a number of challenges in order to get the key. Right now you're just playing a game. Okay. Right now you're just playing a game.
00:11:54
Speaker
Why are we playing this game? Did you guys know we actually died when we died? We're like, yeah, yeah, I didn't. I didn't know that because we were playing that game and I saw this guy, but like he actually died.
00:12:10
Speaker
So, do you guys know that we actually die? Like, Luke, are you okay? Because you actually died and you actually lost some health? Some. You only lost one health. I only lost one health, yeah. You only lost one health, like, okay. So, that's good, but you know that now, when a character dies, we actually, in real life, die. You know that, right? Yeah, did I, like, feel pain in my, like, real life? No, it was one health.
00:12:37
Speaker
But like in my real body. Yeah, yeah. Like the one wearing the headset. It was kind of like a nickel of hand. But why are we playing this game if we know that our physical bodies come to harm? I have a complete answer for this. I go through my emote wheel again and start doing the Macarena because we're having a good time. But if there's no purpose to playing this game, I don't see
00:13:02
Speaker
I'm going to do the same thing as Lee and try to like, try to be the same, but I'm just like off by one tick. Yeah. We're messing around with our ego. We realized like, we're going to die. And I'm just like, I've just discovered the buttons. The mortality rate of this is really low. We are probably going to die at the main end.
00:13:24
Speaker
I mean, it's not like if I die once, I'm not going to like die completely, but like, it's going to hurt probably. I'm going to lose like half of my life in real life. And I don't want to do that.
Duck Duck Goose Challenge and Strategy
00:13:34
Speaker
If there's like no reason. Yeah. Let's just, we could just do this and get it done. Let's like try to be safe. I don't, I don't see the point.
00:13:44
Speaker
Yeah, we can do shopping and stuff, but I just don't want to risk my life playing this stupid game. We just log out at any time, and I'm going to try and log out, I guess. You're going to try and log out? Guys, on this emote wheel, it says there's a group one, and I found the conga. I'm just going to conga around and wait to make a decision. Are you going to log out? No, I'm not, but I'm going to see what happens. I'm not going to actually push the button, but I'm going to keep my close. Yeah, you could push the button. Can I do some sort of insight to figure out if I log out, if I'm going to get hurt?
00:14:16
Speaker
Yes, quick question. Where we're standing, has anyone joined my conga line? Roll a d20 first. Roll a d20 first. Okay, I rolled 19 first. Five, yeah. He's not that great of a conga line, but maybe you got one or two. A few other usernames, I'm happy. They're just dancing with me, having a good time. Can I use my persuasion to try to get people to join the conga line? Sure, go for it.
00:14:37
Speaker
so for a 19 physically try and like let's say even try and remove the vr helmet you can't it they're like in this not necessarily like goo but it kind of feels like goo but like if you try and lift it towards your your headset it's like it's this prevention and it actually starts to hurt
00:15:04
Speaker
Okay, and so I can't take the headset off, but I could log out. You log out. But did I get any insight to find out what happened? Did I log out?
00:15:14
Speaker
I'd say with that, with the knowledge of you can't physically take the headset off, is that it's probably dangerous to log out. That's what you can get from that, I mean. Okay, so I have the insight that I could get hurt by... Something bad will happen if you try to log out, yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna... We're not trying to log out, if you log out.
00:15:38
Speaker
I am going to try and get the attention of those in the conga line, I guess, to try and let everybody know that you can't log out, you can't take the headsets off, we're stuck in this game.
00:15:54
Speaker
Hey guys, this is just a, what do you call it? That's not how I say it, but what I'm saying is I'm going to try and get the attention of everybody. Sure. Then I'll tell the best. Roll. Cause obviously they're very occupied with their dances. We're loving the emote wheel. The emote wheel is amazing. Roll a charisma check if you're going to do it like, I guess, carryingly, but roll intimidation if you're going to do it like you're trying to scare them. I'm going to try and scare them.
00:16:23
Speaker
Okay. Roll intimidation. That's a 21. 21. Yeah. You stopped the dance party and everybody kind of freaks out. I like make a really loud whistle or like noise or whatever. And everyone
00:16:36
Speaker
I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you guys choose what you do but everyone that would let's say I'm gonna roll so eight of those people try and log out and you just see in front of you they just blink and they're gone so you don't know what happens to them but they like you here and I'm really excited
00:16:55
Speaker
But, or investigation actually. I don't know what happened. Not necessarily. I don't know it. So, but I do know that someone was there, you know, something happened. Yeah. I mean, they're gone. Like eight people and they're just disappeared. So, not try and log out because you get hurt. You will, something bad will happen. I don't know what it is, but you're stuck in this game. I don't know how many people can win this game. Luke, stop dancing and pay attention.
00:17:23
Speaker
You've already died once. You could die again. I don't know why you decided to come back to this game after you died. If you guys die in the game, you're gonna die in real life. And you can't take the headsets off. I've already tried. It's like blue to your face or something. So this is like a serious problem. We have to figure out what we gotta do.
00:17:42
Speaker
Do you see the guy in a hippo outfit and overalls? He just raised his hand. Is this save the cheerleader, save the world kind of situation? Save the whales. Do you want to live? Yes. Then don't log out. You have to... No, I don't want to live, actually. The dice told me I don't want to live. You have some issues, buddy. You got to see a therapist.
00:18:09
Speaker
Well, apparently, I can't wait. Are there therapists in the game? There probably are, honestly. Anybody a therapist? Anybody? Oh, there's a pig over there. Oh, wait, I'm a therapist. I immediately put my hand on a shoulder. Like, I study psychology. I fully understand. Sorry, man. You just don't. They don't know. They don't know.
00:18:33
Speaker
You know, they expect that you have all your problems solved because you're a therapist. Oh yeah. I go through my emote wheel and I find the quote from Planet of the Apes like, you blew it! You blew it all to hell!
00:18:49
Speaker
I'm just on the floor screaming and just acting like this emo. I'm just having a whale of a time, just finding out this emo. Okay, you're having quite too much fun with that emo, Lee, but we're gonna die. I'm sorry, crash bash. Oh, I read the small print. I know what I'm signing up for. It's fine. I'm fine with this. Okay, but like everybody else better know that, you know, take it seriously.
00:19:12
Speaker
Oh, I will tell you right now, everybody took it seriously. I rolled a 2 to try to help him feel better. He does not feel better. In a way, he's like, I'm just gonna go play another game. I'll see you guys later. Bounce is out. And he like walks away.
00:19:28
Speaker
That Igor was really, really sad, wasn't he? So, yeah, I just turned to you guys and go, hey, do you want to play another game or something? I'm down. I figured out this emote wheel. There's a whole chat thing as well. I've been talking to other people at the same time. This is amazing. This is great. I want to do some investigation. I need to figure out how to get out of this game a lot because we keep playing. Eventually we're going to die. Yeah. Can I try to help her with my vision? Sure.
00:19:55
Speaker
Do you know what that means? No. Oh, I can see for two miles. Oh, I thought you meant like, I have the third eye. Yeah. Dr. Strange. Yeah. Dr. Strange reference. Try to see if there's some kind of way. Yeah, you can, you can help.
00:20:09
Speaker
Okay, but we like know that there's supposed to be like, you know, we got to find in order to like, win the game or something. We don't know this. We don't know how to win the game is, can I like investigate, roll and investigate to try and figure out how to figure out. I rolled a natural 20.
00:20:29
Speaker
nice okay well you can tell that the point of the dice make a huge deal because you received a dice at the end oh let me roll you luke okay you also have a d4 with a four that's not like the peak so you exit the game with the d4 on your hand
00:20:52
Speaker
and it has a four on the point here. Did you tell us that we had these just yet? I don't remember. Yes, I do. We all have D4s? Yeah, you all have D4s with a four on it. And with that investigation, you know that these dice are important. That I'd say it's hard to say without like, like, I can't give you everything because I can only give you what you see around you and what you can actually see.
00:21:17
Speaker
but you know that these are important and you know that you have to keep playing to move the game forward to win the game basically so i don't know if there's a certain challenge though that i have no but you have because you got these dice after you know that you have to continue getting these dice
00:21:38
Speaker
Okay, so I'll relay that influence. Okay, so the dice that we got, you need to get more of in order to, I guess, beat the game or something. I'm assuming we have to beat the game in order to get out. I don't think there's any particular, like, specific challenge that we have to win in order to get out, so.
00:21:55
Speaker
I guess we could just keep playing games. You guys pick the next one or whatever. I'll go along. I want to get out of here a lot of days. So take this seriously. I just, I
Creating New Characters and Challenges
00:22:04
Speaker
just walk up to the DeVita. I put my hand on the side, scroll through my emo, and then I find the Carlton dance. And I'm just like, it's okay. We're fine. We've got this. Another game. Let's go.
00:22:14
Speaker
I'm ready to go. Let's do this. Cool. So you, like I said, there's more options now. You can see the old options, the racetrack, the, the library, the, you can also see a, oh, apartment complex. You can see, you can see a tunnel under, like that leads underground and then the other ones I've said.
00:22:36
Speaker
Yeah, okay. So we've got a racetrack, a library, a battle royale area, which we're not going there. Not going there. I value our lives too much. There's also PvP and there's the Coliseum and I think that was it. Yeah, and there was like a tunnel area or something. Oh yeah, there's a tunnel. Yeah, the tunnel and the apartment complex. So where do you want to go? I'll let you guys pick. I'm easy. I'm still calm by the way. Yeah, same. I mean, as far as like with my investigation, I don't realize that we have to go to these new places. No.
00:23:06
Speaker
What I'll do as well, is as you get closer, you... We'll just keep the same investigation, because let's say you're still hot on a trail. You can see in front of the entrance to... Which one are you kind of heading towards? I would say Colosseum, because we have a bunch of weapons, and this is the greatest amount of health that I will have. So, that's kind of what I'm hinting. That's what I'm... Yeah, let's go to Colosseum. That'll be fun. I'm not saying that's where we're going, I'm just saying that that would be my... We'll head that direction.
00:23:36
Speaker
let's do it oh yeah go through my emote wheel and find gladiator are you not entertained i'm like this is perfect i'm ready for i'm ready for this now i've got i found the greatest emo ever we're good
00:23:47
Speaker
So as you head to the Coliseum, you see on the entrance, like the start area, or the entrance area anyways, not necessarily the start, but the entrance area, it has a D8. Is it D8? Yeah, there's a D8. Like graffitied on the wall, right next to the entrance. Does that mean like, so with my investigation, do I realize that? So with your investigations, you'll probably get a D8.
00:24:15
Speaker
Oh, okay. Someone's graffitin' on the walls, the prizes and stuff. Okay. Or even just the dice, not necessarily the prizes. Oh, okay. So it could be that we have to just get one of each dice, saying to the friends of like, maybe that's how we get out is if we collect.
00:24:31
Speaker
If we do, like, if we Thanos our way out. Yeah. With the investigation, you realize as well with that, the type of die you get, the harder the game's going to be. So a D8. One level higher. Like a medium reference, because you've got D4, D6, D8, D10, D12, D20. D100. Luke, with your great eyesight, what's your in-game name?
00:24:58
Speaker
Heimdall. This version is Heimdall. Oh, I get it. Yeah, got it. Okay.
00:25:07
Speaker
The Great Time Doll, can you see with your eagle eyes, I guess, I don't know, can you see the other places and see if there's anything else which, if there's a D6 on any of these buildings? Because I feel like that's the next level up, right? I will roll, I would roll investigation, Luke, just flat. With advantage? Yeah, just flat. If I can see for two miles as if it's right in front of me, I don't get an advantage for that. It's all right, Luke, it's perfectly fine.
00:25:35
Speaker
Natural 20. Oh, I forgot about the planetarium. There's also a planetarium. So the d6 is there's the with the natural 20 I'll give you the three which is the planetarium the apartment complex and the tunnel. Okay, so we don't have to do all of them. Okay, so we can just choose which one.
00:25:58
Speaker
Sorry, planetarium, the tunnel, and what other one? And the apartment complex. The apartment complex, yep. I'm making a note of all the places.
00:26:07
Speaker
I'm going to assume that the other places that we just, well, maybe not. I was going to say maybe the other ones first, but I think we just so happened to be good. I don't know. Because we're out at the Colosseum, is there any like menu that pops up to say like what awaits us in the Colosseum or anything like that? It definitely is a description. And the description says, it's kind of more, not necessarily a riddle, but it just basically says you fuse or hide away.
00:26:34
Speaker
Cool, I'm not going in there. My fear is terrifying. I'm good. I'm good. My fear is terrifying. I don't want to go in there. Oh no, you didn't pick a fear you weren't afraid of. Oh no, my fear is generally terrifying. And if it ever happens, the world is doomed. I am kind of curious what my fear is.
00:26:51
Speaker
Do you want to know mine now? So it'll make you all laugh a little bit. Unless God doesn't know what your fear is. I don't know what his fear is. I'm going to give him ideas. I'm going to tell him now because I think it'll be funny because he knows what weapons I have. So they're immediately screwed anyway. But the fact is it's if spiders grew to eight foot and instead of having a spider head, they had a fly in his body and basically they could fly around. It's the most terrifying thing I've ever had in my life. And oh my God.
00:27:21
Speaker
It's the superior species. Did you just say that its head is a fly's body? So basically it's a fly with spider legs and it's the most terrifying thing ever like literally and it's eight foot tall and it's literally army of those I'm done. I don't care. Even a flamethrower wouldn't save me. You said for its head there's a fly body. Oh that's probably yeah my bad.
00:27:45
Speaker
Terrifying. If you think about that as well, it is absolutely terrifying. That would be terrifying as well. You know, it would be absolutely like, ugh, that and moths, like giant moths. So, in the rest of the description it says, though you may hide, some shall seek, and that's for itself.
00:28:01
Speaker
Cool, yeah, let's just do a 90 degrees turn and go to the other places, guys. Yeah, let's pick one of the D6 places. Can I look for D8 places as we walk? Sure. You guys can decide which D6 place you'd like to go to. Where would you like to go, Devita? I'll let you pick, because we've got the planetarium, we've got the apartment complex, or we've got the tunnel. I'm trying to think where I'd best have my particular skill set
00:28:27
Speaker
Your particular skill set. Which is archery, apparently. Yeah. Sorry, you have the bow and arrow and what else do you have? You know, that's too much it. Oh, don't you get two things? Did I do another thing wrong? No, you did everything right. Did I say that I'm a healer as well? I don't remember that. I wrote it down because I think I wanted it.
00:28:51
Speaker
But I don't think I mentioned it. That's fine. No, actually, that does kind of sound familiar that you said she hasn't been like a staggered extinguisher. There's Lee's. It's like I have a dagger. Oh, I have a dagger. That's a dagger. A dagger that heals people. Yeah. Yes. You stab them and they heal. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Where are we going? Where are we thinking? So I'm thinking almost apartment building. I feel like planetarium and tunnel are going to be very dark. And I don't know. Do you guys have sources of light?
00:29:21
Speaker
Yes. I can see in the pocket. That's it. I have two things that generate light. One that ends everything and one that can be periodically spread as lemons.
00:29:33
Speaker
Not unless the generosity of a lightning sword will light things up. Oh, actually you've got a lightning sword as well. So yeah, we're pretty good. Oh, do you guys want to do one of those places we can then? But you're our party leader. I'm, I'm desegating you as party leader because you have an existential crisis realizing we can't log out while I'm emoting and Luke is trying to figure out the other things. So you're definitely the party leader. Why do I always have the party leader? We're following you, Starla.
00:30:01
Speaker
because we love mass chaos, that's why. We secretly entered the Colosseum without realizing. Now this is probably the greatest fear in the world. Planetarium sounds very interesting. And hopefully lightning will come in handy with that. Let's go. Let's do the planetarium. Just so you know, I don't think I do get lightning. It just looks like lightning. I think it's just an effect, right? It's a button. Just clarify that out before.
00:30:32
Speaker
It's thing is that it teleports. We can do Planetarium. That sounds interesting, I guess. Yeah, let's go. It sounds more interesting than having apartment building. 100%. For a scary tunnel. I wouldn't know what to expect, but oh, you're the leader, Delita. I don't, don't put this on me because then if I do something wrong, you're going to blame me. Take the game down. Okay, we got Planetarium. We're going to Planetarium. Our leader's in Planetarium. Alpha1 has decided, and Bravo2 agrees, and Charlie3 over here is 100% down for this.
00:31:00
Speaker
okay cool so when you get close to the planetarium you see the graffiti d6 and then in the description it says because i assume you guys are going to look for this now it says team game and it says think of sitting around with your friends and playing the childhood game that's right yeah that was fun yeah you know it's a riddle so it's not actually going to be just a childhood game it's going to be something like horribly scary
00:31:28
Speaker
I read the small print of joining Ready Player One meta games. I know what I'm getting myself into. And I watched Would You Rather and Truth or Dare. And those horror movies are scary. So let's go in. Let's go. Have a wealth of knowledge. This is so funny.
00:31:47
Speaker
I thought I'm the skeptic Davida, like just- She's like paranoid now. She literally was like, sharks are trying to eat us, guys are you not freaking out? Luke is like, I just want to find out what's going on. I'm just emoting. Like this is just mass chaos. I'm trying to, I'm like thinking like Habbo, but acting like Lee. We're in a video game, guys. I'm trying to think how I would actually react if I were in a game where I might actually die. It's true. Yeah, it's true.
00:32:15
Speaker
I'm like, I died. This is what is worse than death. Like, let's go. Cool. So in there, you see helmets and then there's like a, like a visor. What kind of helmet? Like a race car helmet. We're going on VR inside of our VR. No, no, you're going in a race car. Not a race car. You're going in, you're wearing a race car helmet. I'm going to grab the purple one.
00:32:41
Speaker
I already have a helmet on because I'm wearing a colonial Marines thing. Can I just attach the visor? No, you have to wear the helmet. So you have to wear it over it. Oh, wait, wait, wait, you haven't put one on yet? No, not yet. Okay, wait, but Divida has. I just grabbed it. Yeah, if this is if this is a team games, probably a decision between what team are you going to be on? Oh, yeah, not met a game and look at Jesse's face where he's like, what the heck is he talking about?
00:33:08
Speaker
We're gonna make sure we're on the same team. Let's do that. Let's go on the same team. So what did you, what did, yeah, the purple ones, I guess we're team purple, I guess. Sure. Great. And is it, is it like the choice of the helmet or the visor within purple or just purple? Just purple.
00:33:25
Speaker
Is it a yellow visor? No. I've still got the purple there. I'm still rocking it. It's all good. So you're all wearing your helmet. And in that you see a screen above you and it says, it says sit down. There's like a chair. I was going to sit down. Yeah. Just like, there's no chairs around you, but you're in a planetarium. So there's chairs around in the planetarium.
00:33:53
Speaker
I'm gonna try to be optimistic and attempt to sit in a circle with wherever you guys sit down. Is there anybody else in there? Nope, just you three. Just you three? Okay. I'll follow Luke suit. What's the worst thing that can happen? Oh, those are two great sentences next to each other. We could be on different teams. That's what could happen. Maybe, but we'll find out, won't we?
00:34:18
Speaker
I go find three guys who look shady outside that I wouldn't mind and then actually die and they can put them on the other team. Three people that look shady? How do we not know we're against bots? Like we could be against robots and whatever. Are you gonna try and leave the video? Oh my gosh, this woman. She's so paranoid now, I love it.
00:34:37
Speaker
Like she's not putting on the ham it doesn't want to know what to do next to each other Yes, okay, I won I Quickly go through the emote wheel and then look at everyone and just go. This is the way My own anxiety is getting to me so I'm gonna just do like the
00:35:03
Speaker
That's it. That's not saying you've emote it just like come by our weather. What he's doing is the meditation or things for people to go. Yes. Luke is now deep in thought. So you see the like it go between these two pictures and then it lands on the one that I've sent to you. It says it says begin. I'll cautiously stand up see if there's something happening or
00:35:26
Speaker
put my hand on Lee's head. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. Okay, Lee. Goos have been run around Lee and try to spot us. Are you gonna run after him? What? Yes.
00:35:46
Speaker
Okay, that's hesitation. I win. That was hesitation, yes. So it says on the screen, Boulder or Heindel wins and it gives you one tick. And Davida, you take a d4 of damage.
00:36:01
Speaker
I can see this, right? I can see she's taking damage. I don't know. Do you make it obvious? I see that. Oh, 17. Can I see it with a... I rolled four. You rolled four, so you take four damage. Okay. And we do it again. Do we? Do we do it again? It keeps going now. It just keeps slipping now. So it'll go back and forth. It starts again with me as being it. Now.
00:36:29
Speaker
But can we leave? Are we able to leave this thing? Can I do an insight roll or something? How do we win this game? Can I insight roll? Yeah, you can insight roll that too. Nine. The five? Nine. A nine? Yeah, you have no idea. I see that she was in pain by that. Yeah, you do. That's what I do. Yeah. And then, yeah, I'll just be looking at her like, oh, are you okay? No, I'm not okay. I'm leaving this game. I'm taking the headset off. Can I stab her?
00:36:57
Speaker
You try and take the headset off. I try and take the headset off. You take, actually roll the strike save first. Sixteen. Sixteen. You start ripping this headset off.
00:37:10
Speaker
and it actually digs inside, deeper inside you. And you take a D4 damage. Oh gosh, don't take the headset off. Somebody's dying. It's not, oh gosh, okay, I died. Davida, I was gonna say stab yourself. Stab yourself before you do this with your knife that heals you. You died? So, Davida poofs. And now she's in this waiting room, waiting to make her next character. Go on, carry on.
00:37:40
Speaker
Okay, Luke, what does it say on your thing? Am I allowed to say? Are we allowed to discuss that? Oh no, I'm really worried. Is it just S2? There's no one else around? It's just you and I. Okay. What does it say on yours? Okay, I am... You don't have to say if you don't want to, but... Cool. Yeah. I'm the goose and I start running. I'm trying to run around. I'm assuming you have to run around each other. I'm assuming. I don't know. I've never played DuckDuckGoose before, so I have no idea what's going on. Like...
00:38:07
Speaker
Well, wait, wait, so we're on the same team? Yeah. So we win? No. What? Okay, are we still around the planetarium? Yeah. Wait, where are we? We're in the planetarium, yeah. Should we just wait for people to come in? Wait, wait, I want to, I want to try. Can I? Yeah, I've got to help. Do we have to say the thing? Like, do you? Wait. I'm so confused by this. This is hilarious. This is probably the easiest game ever to Jess, but I don't know what Doug Doug Goose is. Wait, should I go around you and see what happens?
00:38:37
Speaker
Yeah, go for it. I have more hit points than you, so... Yeah, I'll go... I'll go around him and see what happens. Do I have to vote people? He... nothing happens to you, but nothing happens to him. So, I've got on my screen, on my visor, Goose. Have you got Goose then? No, I think it just changed. Okay. So, I just kind of want to experiment. Okay.
00:38:59
Speaker
What what happens if I and I don't want this to feel like I'm tricking you or something Okay, what what I'm going to do is as duck I'm gonna I'm gonna tap your head say goose and go around you and see what happened. Sure. I'm down with that Okay, this isn't I just don't want to reduce and I'll go around them. Nothing happens. Oh
00:39:19
Speaker
okay so then it's it's easy right because you just do that to me yeah i die and you win right i'm assuming so yeah but then that's pretty rude well is there any in the plan is there any one i don't know
00:39:41
Speaker
I'm sorry, brother. This has to be the way. I'm willing to sacrifice myself for you. Wait a minute, if we're in a planetarium, are we in one room right now? Yeah, it's one large, very large. One large room. There's no one else in here with it. No one else in there. Wait, can I? Can I roll insight on whether or not I lose more? If I lose seven health, if I lose seven health. Roll insight. We wouldn't know her hit points, so we can't win again, though. And? Nah, you wouldn't know.
00:40:09
Speaker
Can I do what I did to Luke? Well, what Luke did to me where I basically go around and go duck duck duck goose and then go back around and sit down. Like, do you know the game duck duck goose? He doesn't know the game duck goose. I haven't got a freaking clue what duck duck goose is. Like, it's probably an American thing. I have not a clue what this is. As this is happening, you do see a timer up there. It takes 20 seconds. What the f- Oh, if we lose, we time out and we don't die. We just time out of the game. That's fine.
00:40:39
Speaker
unless we both done. Yeah, that's true. That'd be funny. Yeah, fitting into Wario. So we both win. But the duck game duck duck goose is everyone sits in a circle and you go one tap on everyone said duck duck duck. And when you say goose, you have to run around the entire group and sit in the spot. First one. It says on my screen now then I'm the goose. Whatever the frick that means. So I'm trying. I was a duck before and now I'm a goose now. So I'm not so sure what that means. So I was the goose before when I was doing that thing. So all you have to do is tap my head.
00:41:09
Speaker
have my head say goose and run around me okay i'm doing that no as you as you're talking you both receive the piercing blow to your neck causing they both lose d4 damage okay three three i'll sit i'll sit down i'll sit down so i so i get a point oh no shite you took damage as well okay we both took damage because we took the wrong i'll sit i'll sit down
00:41:35
Speaker
Okay. And I'll sit down then. No, don't. Okay. Okay. Stand up. Okay. I'm standing up. Teach him how to win the game. But yeah. Stand up. You say, have my head say goose and run around me. Okay. I say goose and run around Luke. And do I have to sit back down again or do I just run around you? Oh yeah. I'll stand up to you. Okay. Yeah. And I take your spot. Okay, cool. Yeah. Okay. Luke, roll a d4. Another three. Oh crap.
00:42:04
Speaker
And then the game's, the round starts over. Oh, you do get a tick next year's play. Okay, so we're both 1-1 then. Okay, I was rolling to see who it is. So we're gonna have like, metagame and metagame. Much healthier you have. I have five remaining. I'm hoping it's the first of three, so this is the last one. We've already lost one of our friends to a game of something I've never even heard of, so this is great. But isn't that how the regular game's played, Jesse? It felt a bit nicer rolling.
00:42:32
Speaker
Okay. I'll say goo on his head and be like kind of ushering and be like, come on. I will. And then you see warrior and I'll, I'll give, I'll, I'll hand him my sword and my monocles in case that happens to stay. But yes, that's the same down. Okay. He's got the point. So then Lee, you get another tick and Luke, you get D4 damage. I had one left. And even the weapons in front of you, Lee disintegrate.
00:43:02
Speaker
Oh, they just get. Oh, that's okay. Yeah. And, but it does say bash bash 87 winner. Congratulations. Fireworks. And then you, and you all are in the separate voids. Lee, you're getting your rewards. You get another 200 gold and that's it.
00:43:26
Speaker
Yeah, I don't blame you. And Davida and Luke, you both create your new characters. Freaking brutal. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. So now do I get to know if I how much I lost? You lost one health. Okay. Is him his actual person? Yes, his actual person lost one health. So you lost half your health. I lost half my health. Yeah. There's five. Yeah. And I only had 10.
00:43:52
Speaker
So if I create a new character. So you can either roll. I gave Luke the ability to roll or do half again. He did. He rolled again. And he rolled again. I rolled again. I got another one. What do I do if I only have five health right now? So you roll a d6 and then if you roll a six, you just roll again. I guess I'm gonna roll.
00:44:15
Speaker
No, I was hoping one or two. It's five. Okay, so you come back with five health. Well, I mean, that means if I die again, I'm dead. Yes. But Lee, you exit the game. Okay. I don't know how you're feeling what's going on in your head. Before you answer that, you look ahead and above and you see a
00:44:36
Speaker
kind of like an animated what's his name Hermes like floating the sky and he does this trumpet and then a scroll comes out and it says it's it's all in the sky and he says congratulations you have made it to the reward rewards that
00:44:53
Speaker
The creme de la creme, the almighty game, search for the Easter eggs of all time. The one you will have endless riches, countless dreams, and it's like this whole spiel of, you know, welcome to the actual game.
00:45:10
Speaker
And it's like to unlock, to find these keys, you must play the games, but you will need to find the keys and to find them, you will find, you will need resources. And it has like this, the library is like next to the library is an actual library. And it's like, it says library on it. It doesn't actually have a library.
00:45:30
Speaker
It has a library, but it doesn't say library on the other one. And then, yeah, it says good luck. Okay. Other question, do we have to come back? You don't necessarily. She's dead. Like, I could take the headset off and be fine now, right? No, no, not at all.
00:45:47
Speaker
Oh, like, like, my character just died, right? So, like, my character... But you didn't, like, your character died, but it didn't go to a black screen. It went to create, ready to create your new character. Lee, you get the D6, which is... On top of it, what you see is a 2. On top of the D6 is a 2? Yeah. Okay. And then we all got D4s, which basically had a 4 on the top. Yeah. We just still have them.
00:46:15
Speaker
Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wait, did I... Oh, did I doom us? Did we all just go to the purple room because I said we should be on the same team? Oh, I'm just realizing that now. We never know, mate. We never knew what we were getting into, did we? Like, I thought there was going to be bots or something, you never know. So this ends up being a little less like Ready Player One, a little bit more like House of War.
00:46:39
Speaker
No, not necessarily. Can I listen to Borderlands? They had no app. I'm giving you an app with the keys. So, when we come back, do we have our stuff? You have different stuff. We don't have D4. We don't have our gold. No, you have your gold because you're still the same you, but you don't have your weapons. You don't have
00:47:03
Speaker
I still have the dice, the four dice. Yeah, you still have the d4 dice. Yeah, that's good. You have to find that bow and arrow again. But canonically, I have memory thoughts going through there. Okay. So I have my bow. Wait, what did you roll with the bow to get the bow?
00:47:20
Speaker
18. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The blaster firing arrows. And then can I get something that is more powerful healing than, than my dagger? Go for it. I would like to go for something that's, I don't know, does it have to be an artifact or do I have magic?
00:47:38
Speaker
If you do, I have magic, then you have to be wearing something to provide the magic. Okay. Sure, sure, sure. Okay. Okay. I have a ring. I rolled a 15. Is that good enough? 15. Let's say you can heal someone for roll a... Or just cure wounds. I was just going to say, you could just have the analyst hot dog from Futurama.
00:48:04
Speaker
Or no, you know what, let's do lay on hand. I think that's you get 10 HP to give to people.
00:48:13
Speaker
take that crisp high five you give up to 10 HP so once you do you give somebody up to 10 HP so it like then that that's it for the day you have 10 points to use up to heal people once you have a long rest and then you can get I can choose how much to give them yeah you don't have to roll yeah
00:48:36
Speaker
Yeah, you just choose to be like, I only want to give you one. Yeah, I don't like you. Okay, so I have, I'm an elf in white, white, long blonde hair. I have a ring called Nenya. And it is like, it's one of the nine rings. Wow.
00:48:54
Speaker
Oh, I thought that was like a precursor to a yo mama Joe or like a business. What is what is none yet? No, it's it's the actual name glad reels ring. Oh, yeah, that's my name. Okay, glad you guys this girls trying to be right now.
00:49:11
Speaker
okay great so lee what are you doing right now and how are you feeling what's been happening what just happened you first thing i go i'm just like kind of confused by duck duck goose but then immediately after i assume i heal because of the whole game being uh you only heal when you level up or you find health
00:49:31
Speaker
Oh, okay. So he didn't level up. No, I didn't level up because I suck. Was there like any like area nearby? I'm assuming like, cause it's a mini like menu for a video game or whatever. They can tell me when they're back online and where they are.
00:49:44
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. So can I find a place where I can just go get something to eat or like regenerate my health or something? Sure. There's Power Up. It's a juice bar. There's... Oh, I'm going there. I don't even care. I just want to get a Power Up. Okay. Insert, insert clip from freaking Ultra Beast. Power up.
00:50:04
Speaker
that's what I want to see you just drink that and that happens great so it costs a hundred and no a hundred gold for thank gosh I'm literally walking like hey I want to drink it's this much right I'm leaving it's a hundred gold for a healing potion that does eight eight health
00:50:22
Speaker
Okay. I'm fine with that. I'll, I'll, I'll drink that immediately. I don't care. I'm back to a half. Even though I lost like three. I don't care. I need to be out in full health. Expensive drink. We got our private message saying meet me in power up.
00:50:35
Speaker
Yeah. I'll send everyone's like, I'm chilling outside power up and then I'll just, you know what? I'll go outside. It's a cool thing the kids do these days. Selfie. Oh, I know what I do. I rotate on my emote wheel for like dances. There it is. Michael Jackson's frillist. I'm just out like, doo doo doo doo doo. Like doing that. Just, just constantly. Just waiting to see if anyone joins in. Persuasion or no performance. Persuasion. I don't care about if anyone else joins with me. I'm just going to dance. Performance check. Performance. 16.
00:51:03
Speaker
16 you you get a good like I don't care. I'm just living my dream 34 34 people are like you created the act like the music video. I just wanted to go outside and dance and be an idiot Flash mob you started a flash
00:51:22
Speaker
Crash Bash and his flash mob, isn't it? The audio iteration going. Yeah, for that you get a plus one to your charisma.
00:51:33
Speaker
We're saying Crash Bash is trash. Yeah. Okay, cool. Thanks Jess. I'm just doing that forever until they come back in. I'm literally, it's just like a forever, like Fortnite dance meme or whatever you want to do. Just, I'm just doing it forever. So people can bugger off at any point, but I'm just doing like, I'm not going to drain. It's an emote. Well, I don't care. Yeah. Okay. So you guys see this flash mob happening. Some people come and go, but yeah, we both died and he decides to do it at the end.
00:52:01
Speaker
It's about zombies, so I guess it means I'm gonna I'm gonna use guilt trip and say Oh glad real right cuz you did you want to look like her or Yeah, yeah, yeah Do I have to roll like a history check to plate to know? Glad glad real isn't she a mythical? Well, so I guess she said it was just like
00:52:24
Speaker
Well, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. So it's like, it's literally a fictional character. So there's no history involved. But just yeah, I'd like to see if I remember, like if I can understand. Have you seen the Hobbit? Have you seen the Hobbit or Lord of the Rings?
00:52:40
Speaker
then you know what it is. You know what it is. You don't need to think too much into this. And he's Thor. Odin. Odin. Odin. So like a seven foot tall old man with two- You have the eye patch? And a large, yeah, an eye patch and like a spear, but like seven foot tall. Yeah. Cool. So you guys see him doing this and- Okay. I should immediately stop because I realized they're here because I see their usernames. And I'm just like, oh. Okay. So just decided to dance. We both die and you dance.
00:53:09
Speaker
What else do you want me to do? Like, you guys respawn somewhere. You want me to just run around trying to find you. We've got a private chat thing. I didn't expect you to wander around and fight us, but you just burst into dance and you're having that much fun, aren't you? I scroll on my emote while she's having a go at me, and I find hammer time. So I just go, stop. Hammer time. Did you start doing the hammer dance and try to have a serious conversation with you? I have a question for Jesse. Do you want me to stop? I immediately stop. Is it?
00:53:39
Speaker
I just wanted to go stop, have a time. Do I also, am I still level two? Like, do I add that extra bonus that I got in? No, you're back to level one. But I still have the stuff that we got in. Flip, if you die, you go back. So our health points, just whatever we do. What's your health, Luke? One.
00:53:58
Speaker
you roll again? No, after like two, I was like, you know what, they're all one. Like, you chose? I'm gonna just take it. Well, he did it because he rolled it twice. And we just accepted that it's just gonna be one. Oh, sorry. I think I took my headphones off for a sec. Sorry, sorry. Okay.
00:54:19
Speaker
So, guide, when you died, and I'm sorry that you both passed away, but you're back and you've got cool new skins and characters. It's kind of cool to see. I love how Luke, AKA, Boulder Dash, you're always changing it up. Love it. Loving Galadriel, young lady. Awesome source. It's also very scary when one hour or so. Sure. Cool.
00:54:42
Speaker
This sucks so sarcastic when it didn't mean to me. Is it a media? Sorry. Don't drag Galadriel when she wants to. I will become a queen of god. Did you say that as Galadriel? Or did you say that as Galadriel?
00:54:58
Speaker
She literally just turns and like scares like little kids are crying. So guys, when I won the game, I kind of got like a, like a video, like kind of message pop up and it was by some old guy. I'm assuming he's still there. It's still in the sky. Oh, it's still there in the sky. Can they see it?
00:55:16
Speaker
No. No? Okay, so guys, you can't see this but there's an old guy creepily looking over us, kind of weird, but he told me that there are rewards for finding easter eggs and there's endless riches to be found and we have to find keys and he's told me that we need to go to the actual library which is located next to the library. Did he promise that you would get out alive or did he just say, oh you can have a lot of riches?
00:55:42
Speaker
To be honest, it kind of blabbered on a little bit and I only wrote, congrats. These are the words I wrote on my, my piece of paper. So scroll, congrats, rewards, Easter eggs, endless riches, fine keys, actual library next to library. And that's what I wrote here. So it's, it's forever changed. I'm literally writing how I would play video games.
00:56:02
Speaker
so yeah i don't know if you guys want to do another level because you didn't get a d6 i did so i don't know if that makes me like like a winner and you guys need to have these i don't know so i wouldn't recommend doing that goose thing because that was kind of stupid yeah so is there one that we know that we could probably
00:56:21
Speaker
Yeah, that's my question. So with the other two, we can go do is either the tunnel or the apartment. And then if we win in one of those, we can then go to the actual library, which is located to the library to do whatever this guy wants us to do, which is about like finding Easter eggs and stuff or keys that are located around the place. It's up to you. I'm easy. We should probably get a visa.
00:56:44
Speaker
Yeah. So do you want to do either the tunnel or the apartment part of me now? Like, I feel like now that we know what the duck duck goose one is, it's like, I kind of want to do it, but not with Luke because I have to kill him. Can I roll insight to see if, because I have two NPCs, can I just engage the game with one of them and ask that he just volunteer himself? No. Okay.
00:57:11
Speaker
I'd volunteer you as trivia. Let's go to the apartment, I guess. Because I don't want to come to the theater. Okay. But I'm willing to let Davida kill me because I got one up. As we're walking to an apartment building, I think it's quite funny that I go through my emote wheel and then I start playing the friends theme song because I think that'd be pretty funny because it's an apartment building we're going to. I like it. It's very good. Thanks. Endless emotes. This is an amazing game. I haven't even touched mine.
00:57:40
Speaker
no you hate emotes that's why so you guys come to the apartment complex and you see at the entrance the d6 is sprayed on and in the description it says don't forget the kid games the kid games not more kid games
00:57:58
Speaker
This one, try a don't get caught. Don't get caught. I don't want to play tag. Do you want to play tag? I don't feel like playing tag. This sounds horrible. Let's go to the tunnel. This is a team game at the top as well. Sorry. Yeah. Just, it, just tell us the team game thing. If, if it does show a person, then we'll just immediately move. Okay. So you head to the tunnel.
00:58:22
Speaker
Yeah. And when we do it, I go through my emote wheel and find Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme and go and start singing and dancing to that while we're going to a tunnel. And all of a sudden you, a pizza delivery guy comes up to you and he's like, Hey, here you go. Right on, man. And he like drives off. Pizza from random people didn't even pay for that. Why would he give you a pizza unless it was ill intention? Can I, can I, can I literally see, I just, I give him, I do the emote of asking for a high five.
00:58:52
Speaker
yeah he gives you the best like like he gives you the high five and you get the pizza doubles so you got two pizzas now and you get another level
00:59:14
Speaker
Can I try to play video game? I pressed the emote to do the high five. He did the high five to you. And it's a really good high five, but not as good as Lee's. I'm obviously playing this. Wait, I want to note down his name, just like we're friends now. It's Pizza Dude. Pizza Dude. It's very on the nose. I want to bring up my sub menu and send friend requests.
00:59:39
Speaker
Roll, you know what? No, don't roll. He accepts it. Yeah. I probably had the roll persuasion. Yeah. Roll persuasion. 12. He doesn't accept it. Okay. What does the sign say, Jesse? So at the tunnel, again, it has the D6 spread on it. And at the top, it does not say team game. No, it doesn't say anything correlating to like the amount of people, but it says, find the rabbit.
01:00:08
Speaker
at 20. Is this dangerous? Like, would I be able to win this game? I can't answer that. That's what am I gonna die? Yes, you can. Like, is this our greatest chance at winning? I don't I can't answer that. That's like
01:00:25
Speaker
I love this. Okay, fine. Can I use the insight to know whether or not it's just like an Easter egg hunt where you have to like find the rabbit? You know, with the with the insight, with the insight, I will say because it was a natural 20. We'll use it as a persuasion and a person who's just one comes out and they're like, Hey, just run for the rabbit. Cool. Wait, is there like a death thing? Like, is it possible we died? Well, I was in there with 15 other people.
01:00:54
Speaker
You're the only, he's the only one that came out. Yeah. Cool. I'll, I'll just say, Hey, take this slice of pizza, man. Congrats for winning. And roll persuasion with advantage. Okay. There's a reason why I'm doing this guys. You both know now why. Okay. So that's going to be not so great. Okay. Cool. 15.
01:01:15
Speaker
He's like, nah, dude, I'm good. Okay. No worries, man. I just wanted to see if you needed any health or anything. Cause like, you know, we're all losing health playing these games. So don't worry about it. I just put it back in the box. You don't necessarily lose health. We shouldn't go into this together, Luke. We could do it separate. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. Totally. We'll do it separate. Cause if one guy came out, that means the rest of make it out.
01:01:38
Speaker
Are you telling me you want me to go in first? No, no. You don't need to go in. I'm happy to go in first if you don't want to. Oh, yeah, I don't need to do this. I mean, I don't mind going in first. I just should both go in at the same time. I just if if I die, I can come back and tell you whether or not we have to play those the rabbit or something. If you die, I don't know unless you happen to win. And that guy didn't give us any more information. No, because I couldn't do insight and I switched it to persuasion. That was that's all I could give you.
01:02:07
Speaker
Can I intimidate him to try and get him to give me more information? Sure. Just kind of walk it away. So you got to tell me what you're doing. Hey. You. You. Hey. Yeah. Can we see his username? What's his username above his head? You can see. Butts are wrong. I love this guy. I'm not saying his name. Hey, you. Hey, you. Butts. Butts are wrong. Yeah. Yeah. What? Yes. Yeah.
01:02:32
Speaker
You better tell me what happened to the other players in that game or else I will take your D6 from you. Wait a second, we can do that? What? Just be like privately messaging Lee like should we wait outside the Coliseum like to steal people's D8s?
01:02:52
Speaker
Got one of the most powerful guns in video game history. I think I might break the game right now. And I got a spear that can't miss, so. Are we those dickheads? I don't really want to be a dickhead though. I want to play games. He just looks at you, he's like, can you really do that? Tell me what happened to the other players or I will take you down and steal your D6. Lee, Lee, I like, I encourage him to like lift up his gun and I'll just be like, oh, they got my spear slowly.
01:03:24
Speaker
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna emote floss dance in the background what she's been threatening cuz I think it's really funny He's like he's like, okay, look, I don't know if you can't I don't mind telling you just ask look I'm sorry. Yeah They it was flooded like that's why tell me everything that happened in that game. I'm gonna start burning dark bladders
01:03:46
Speaker
I'll copy Lee's and just be like background dancers to Davida B. He's just like, that's it. Bye.
01:03:58
Speaker
Yeah, you chase after the rabbit. Go for it. Wow, this girl just went from being, I don't want to die in games to, I'm just going to murder people for their stuff. Like what a twist. I know that's what I'm saying. She's playing her character quite well.
01:04:22
Speaker
I'm supposed to be worried. I'm supposed to be fat and greedy and stupid. I'm being stupid and fat. I haven't been greedy yet, so I'm good. Just being fun. I don't know. Can I just perception first to see if I could take it? No, that's not how perception works. Do you really just want me to be FGM in the boat? Insight? Insight? Yeah, I guess. God, she's got a bow. She could easily just shoot me after the head.
01:04:46
Speaker
the entrance. I don't want to actually kill them unless I can actually. So I just, I just want to just, can I intervene and talk to Darn Clantry Hill just quickly? So if your theory works out that you can murder people in this universe, I'm pretty positive that this guy will hold a grudge for you for life and then constantly keep doing that. And probably going to teabag you at the same time, just giving you a heads up. Cause that's what all people do after they kill each other and grab all their stuff. Yeah.
01:05:14
Speaker
I don't. But he doesn't. OK, I would, because it's funny as heck, but that's just me. I just realized, but like we didn't drop our thing. We died. So if I kill him, he won't drop his
A Chaotic Quest for Items
01:05:24
Speaker
stuff. I was thinking that. Yeah, but I wasn't going to say anything until you tried. I know, but I could try and take it from him. I wasn't trying to kill those guys, but I don't know. Luke's like, I just wanted to see what happens to the clergy, man. I know all this stuff. I just want to see what happened. I wanted to see if I could feel it from him, not kill him and take it. Did I say that?
01:05:42
Speaker
so evil so chaotic evil lawful good and true neutral yeah mate i did write that absolute gangster see what happens the venus has a whole character's skin change and her whole personality changes i love it
01:06:03
Speaker
Okay, so I'm rolling to see if I can steal it from him. As this has happened, is there a shop nearby that I can buy? No, you gotta roll to see if you can first. It's not sleight of hand? I thought you were doing insight or... I'm actually trying this. Oh, okay, so you were literally trying. Okay, yeah, it would be sleight of hand. Yeah, that's 19. You try and go for it, and he's like, slaps your hand. No, you didn't roll a 20.
01:06:31
Speaker
No, he rolled a 19. Where's Mike? This doesn't really work on a web camera. I mean, on a podcast guys, but Jess is zooming in on a 19. Oh my gosh.
01:06:42
Speaker
But he's still got his like blurred background filter on, but you can't see it. But you can make out, it makes out that it's a 19. And I just feel like it's just like a no. Abscess denied. But like, I have the idea that I could have taken it. It would have worked, right? It would have worked if I had rolled high enough. I know, but like, but like it would have worked if I had rolled high enough. You didn't do it.
01:07:05
Speaker
Yep. So in response to that, I'm just going to do an emote to the Kurt Angle theme song. And if you know that reference, you know exactly what the chant happens. And I'm just doing the emote and every, every time Kurt Angle comes out, it's like, you suck. And I'm just playing that while casually walking away and looking at a deep into her eyes going like, come on, just play games.
01:07:35
Speaker
Do you want to play this game? Send in the guy who's got 19 million lives. Let's go. I have the same amount of lives as you.
Virtual Game World Antics
01:07:45
Speaker
Lives as you. It's just I hit them more often. Level four bro. Level one. Level four with one health. I would give you way more respect. Can I give him life before he goes in? He only has a max of one.
01:08:01
Speaker
He has a maximum, okay? I was like, can I give him some more? No. But was there any shops nearby? What? Was there any like shops nearby? Yeah, there's probably some shops here. Oh, did he buy more health? No, I was asking if I could buy more. Can I buy a rope? Yeah, definitely. I think it's like, rope is like probably like five gold. Okay. Can I buy a skateboard? A skateboard? That's like 200 gold. Oh, okay.
01:08:28
Speaker
You don't have 200. I have 200. I'm just going to let you know listeners that Luke is buying rope for five gold when I took a drink for a hundred gold. I got ripped off, I think. If you want to buy a skateboard, I'll buy your rope. No, it's fine. I'll just take the rope and then I'll go into the game. You go into the game and you kind of like you go into the tunnel and it kind of brightens up.
01:08:55
Speaker
and you're actually in like a massive Cadillac, and it has four or five other people in there. And then there's another one next to you. It's red. Yours is, well, not just red, it's multicolored. And yours is also multicolored, kind of like decked out. And there's a light that is in front of you guys, and it's red right now.
01:09:21
Speaker
okay i'm but where am i you were in the middle of the back you see a like an avatar girl but she's got like my little pony kind of mane going down her back and then princess top but a hook for one of the hands and and a nice tutu and she's and then she's like getting ready and then it turns amber or yellow whatever country you're from
01:09:46
Speaker
and then it turns green and you they all they both said step on the gas and nothing happened. Well you're not moving at all? No one's moving. I'll just I'll be like go go go go to the person in the driver's seat and I can't it's not it doesn't look different and everybody's like come on move what's what what are we supposed to do here what do we why why I don't know are they flipped press the press the brake what happens when you press brake?
01:10:12
Speaker
It's you push the brake now that happens. Oh. Clutch? It like grinds, but nothing else. Clutch wins. Should we just go out and push the car to the finish line? I don't know. Roll persuasion. I'm going to roll again because I feel like this. No. You didn't take it. You don't have to. He rolled a d name again on his team. I rolled a nat 20. That's fine. Are you sure? Yeah.
01:10:37
Speaker
They're all like, okay, yeah, sure. So everyone in your car gets out of pushing. I'll be in the bag pushing and then try to get them to be at each door. Other car, you see four of them just take off running. That works too. It's not a bad idea.
01:10:52
Speaker
But you guys, they're pushing the car, you're pushing the car. And you then see a time limit that says two minutes. Catch the rapid? I'll turn and try to get the democracy vote, I guess. Like, should we just book it and run? They're like, I don't know. We're doing what you asked. You didn't want to book it and you asked me to run? Make your mind up. Well, I don't know. I'm just as flustered as you. What's the last person doing in the car? Is there five people in the other team as well?
01:11:22
Speaker
The other person in the car is trying to fix the car. He's like, I don't know. You know what? I'm still running. I'm going to run. And one of them takes off. Does anybody here know cars? To the other three? No. Another person takes off running. And you do start feeling water at your feet.
Rising Tensions and Strategy Shifts
01:11:42
Speaker
Yeah, I'm just going to encourage them. I'm going to be like, yeah, OK. I changed my mind. Let's run. We're not going to carry this car the whole way. I need to fuck it myself.
01:11:51
Speaker
Okay? What are you doing? You're just taking off running. Okay. I'm using my extra height and legs to just run even faster. Okay. I'm using huge speeds. Sure. You're... Yeah, you're running and you're no longer feeling wet underneath you. And let's say you get to the end and there's nothing. I was wondering if the car needs to come last.
01:12:15
Speaker
were because of your purse, your avatar, you are faster than the rest of them. So there's one or two that are with you. How far is the car from the finish line? About a mile and you're all flooded. And why was there only one survivor then? Yeah, I'll run back if nothing happened. Well, no, you died. Wait, what the whole thing flooded? Yeah, flooded. Oh, okay.
01:12:40
Speaker
What I will say to help you, because I was going to say it earlier, but I was like, it's too late now. You need to roll perception and insight. That would be helpful, you know, to understand. Well, the last time I did that, you were like, oh, you spent so much time looking around. Yeah, but it does. I gave you two minutes.
01:12:57
Speaker
But that wasn't two minutes. That was two minutes. Oh, oh, that's what that weird. OK, that was you. Yeah. It's not like my alarm. No, no. So that is what I will tell you. You didn't look around. That is what you take from that situation.
01:13:11
Speaker
I'll, I'll put on my Thor and go back there. I'll go to, I'll go to Davidas. Like we can do this. Wait, can I roll hindsight insight to be like it is, it is that it was the car that needed to pass by the finish line. I'll say no. I'll say what I gave you is what you've learned. Okay. Then I'll, I'll go to Davida and be like, one second.
01:13:39
Speaker
I'm trying not to do the Thor character too well. So it is like, he's got like hair that looks like fire. And it's like a bright red. Yeah. So it's just like silliness. It was it was silliness. I finished the cross. I finished. I read your Thor now. We're not know how to talk. Sorry. The joke that I'm trying to make is that Thor is very much prone to anger. Oh,
01:14:08
Speaker
I'm trying not to just be with the fire hair. Thor has fire hair? Oh, he's got hair that looks like fire. Because he's just to be a hothead. But also because the original hair is trying to go for Dinex. So okay. So I yeah, I just relate to Davida was like, okay, I think what it is I did the car didn't work. The car didn't drive. I originally started by pushing it with my friends. And then they
01:14:36
Speaker
And I ran and if you cross the finish line yourself, it doesn't end. What about the rabbit? I don't know. I tried to figure out. Did you look around for the rabbit? No, because it was a timer and I was freaking out.
01:14:51
Speaker
That's a good little, little point. You hear, you hear above from above. That's a good point. Yeah, you should. So yeah, maybe that is your point. Maybe, maybe we need to find the rabbit, forget the rabbit and we win. So there's a finish line though. Yeah, there was a, right. There was a finish line. I did cross. I didn't say I said you got the end. You got to the end. I got to the end. What was at the end? Why did I say that? Okay. You're in the tunnel.
01:15:17
Speaker
end of the tunnel. So get the rabbit and take it to the end of the tunnel. I guess.
Puzzle Solving and Game Secrets
01:15:22
Speaker
I don't know. I still don't think we should do this together. But I can give it a try next. No, I if we don't know what it is, then I should probably know. It's fine. Give me advice. What should I do when I get in there? Look around. Okay. See your surroundings. Fine. I can go. No, I don't want you to die. How are you not dead yet? You keep on coming. Do you still have one life again?
01:15:47
Speaker
Yep. Okay. Well, I guess that's one side to go for. All right. If you want to go again, just try it, but look around this time, please. So do you go in? Oh, perfect. I forgot. I forgot my other thing that Thor has, but perfect. Okay. Again, I didn't listen to this one. Oh, double strength. Oh, I rolled twice cumulative. That's my D 20 rule. Okay. Cause in, in Norse mythology, he doesn't, it's not his fingerprints. It's just that he's like, got this gauntlets in his belt. It's super strong.
01:16:17
Speaker
So yeah, it's the gauntlet and the belt that makes him strong. Not necessarily he is. It's the item. Right. But I got the item. I put them into one. Great. I'll go in. So you go in. Yeah.
01:16:30
Speaker
you are back in the car and i'll immediately look around okay so you're gonna roll insight investigation perception not perception but insight or investigation of 15 15 you know what first i'm gonna roll to see what car you're in just to play fair okay you're in the same car what is the other car
01:16:50
Speaker
The other car is the same, but it's majority red, but... I'll just type in the private message and give it a sub. It doesn't much happen yet. It's still the red. And as you've looked around, you just see a lot of different art pieces along the car, next to you anyways. Not necessarily many on the wall, but yeah, on the car there's a lot of different art.
01:17:18
Speaker
And do I have some of the same people with me this time? No, different people. And then it turns to amber or yellow. Wait, before it turns green, I'll just be like, okay, we need to find them.
01:17:32
Speaker
I'm not backtracking, but just trying to speak faster than you're saying. It turns green. But just be like, okay, we need to find a rabbit. I've done this before. I've got to the other side. Nothing happens. We need to do something about finding a rabbit.
Character Evolution and Moral Choices
01:17:44
Speaker
And there's a bunch of art, so I think they're just trying to tell them. I want to help them. Yeah. Roll for 17. 14. They're like, okay, okay. What does the rabbit look like? Where is it? Why did you come back here?
01:17:59
Speaker
I don't know, I died and I just want to finish this. There's water that will show up and drown you. Okay, it goes green. And so the person the driver's he tries to do the gas and then they're like, well, where's this rabbit? Well, what do we just drive? Like the cars are working? What do you
01:18:18
Speaker
I'm guessing we just book it and try to find the rabbit. I don't know what I'm doing. If any of you guys have insights, I'm asking for it right now, please. And yeah, none of them know. Let's just put it that way. And then the two o'clock, the two minute timer goes on. And I'll look around again, try to find the rabbit.
01:18:39
Speaker
Are you still in the car? Yes. Okay. Which seat am I in? Stop the timer. You are in the shotgun seat. So not the side driver seat, not the driver seat, the one next. I don't know what it's called. I rolled a three. So I'm immediately going to get out and just look, look at the walls, try to find the rabbit. So you don't see anything. I don't see anything. So I'm going to jump out and try. Oh, okay. Yeah. Further. Right. And you're going to roll again. A seven.
01:19:08
Speaker
Yeah. So gonna go 10 more feet. Look again. Okay, go for it. 19. 19. You, I think with a 19, you see a rabbit, a white rabbit on the car hood. On the hood? Yeah. Of which? Of the car you were in. Oh, okay. Can I roll inside to see if everyone else is also by the way, just ran past you looking for this rabbit.
01:19:36
Speaker
Not just, but they have. Are you going to roll inside? Yeah, to 14. 14? To be like, is it that like, it's not that we're like racing or anything. It's just that those who are in the rabbit car has to avoid the people that were in the non-life. It just says, you just come back to your head to follow the rabbit. Or yeah, follow the rabbit. So. Follow the rabbit. Okay. I'll go to the hood and open the hood. Okay. See if there's something inside.
01:20:02
Speaker
you fill a lot of water now coming up to your chin okay 17 17 there's nothing important in there okay look around 17 again just looking around to see if there's some yes the rabbit on the inside inside yeah it's like you're starting to have to swim i will tell you with the with the perception or whatever the investigation the car is floating oh well i'll get on the car
01:20:30
Speaker
Okay, and I want you to roll the strength save. You can use a 17 for the strength save. No, I'm gonna use my actual strength. 21. 21. Okay, you see everyone else get wiped by this flood and you live just by the skivvier fingers. Skin of my fingers.
01:20:49
Speaker
Yeah, you're holding on to this car. You're not inside it.
Unlocking Game Secrets and Rewards
01:20:52
Speaker
You're not. You're holding on to it to stay alive. The whole point of the game is just do nothing. Just stay in the car. Great. All right. And so you end up back with at the entrance or not. You end up in the void. You gain another level. So you this time you can pick a weapon or armor and you get 200 gold and what else? Oh, that was it. Yeah.
01:21:16
Speaker
And I just leave the victors area. So it says congratulations. And then you end up back in front of the tunnel. Okay. Yeah, I'll leave go to the video and be like, the point of the game is to do nothing. I feel like there was a there was. Is there anybody around?
01:21:36
Speaker
Yeah, there's, yeah. Okay. Is it like, is it like a private messenger? Yes, there is a private. There is a private chat thing. Yeah. Yeah. Then I'll private chat be like, Davida be like, okay. So one of the, I think I believe what the thing is, is that there's one of the cars that has a rabbit on it. You have to be in that car when the, when the water comes in. So I think I'm not very smart. Okay. If there's too many people in the car, would it sink?
01:22:01
Speaker
I don't know. I was the only one on top of the car and I just barely won. Okay. All right. So I'm going to stop asking me questions. I don't know what I'm doing. All right. All right. I'm going to try it. Cool. Okay. I'll come over and ask, ask, ask bolder. Did he, did you win the other dice? Oh yeah. Roll. Uh, I need to roll for you because I'm going to email a high five. It's all I want to Chris. Of course I won.
01:22:32
Speaker
He's got he's got the d6 in his hand, but it has a one on top. High five. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, does it matter what? What's they saying? Interesting, because I got two on my d6. Luke got one on his. So to be that year ago, it was on my d4, then a d4, a four. We all got four. Yeah. So Davidia, you're going in, right? Yeah, I'm going to see how Davidia handles this situation. So you are in the car with
01:23:02
Speaker
another five or four other people maybe five yeah five five other people and you see the oh all right let me let me roll for which one it is
01:23:13
Speaker
it you are in the car on the right which is the red car and is it the one with all the stickers well he didn't tell you about that does it have a bunch of stickers on it yeah it's kind of painted up they well both well no you don't know but your car but the car next to you has loads of different different art on it i'll give you that okay so then you see the red light and
01:23:37
Speaker
Everybody's like panicking. They're like, what do we do? Does anybody know? I think you're supposed to run for the... Can I just insight really quick to see if a bunch of people were in the car if the car wouldn't float?
Ethical Complexities and Survival Strategies
01:23:48
Speaker
No, you can't necessarily know that. Because, I mean, you don't know the car buoyancy. I would say that it's not worth the roll. Then I'm just going to tell them, I think that you have to go to the end of the tunnel. Run to the end of the tunnel. Oh, persuasion.
01:24:03
Speaker
19. Oh my goodness. Oh sorry, 21. I mean still, yeah, they rolled too. So they're like, oh, have you done this before? Why are you back? I heard that that was what you were supposed to do. You can talk to a guy who came out of the... Oh, okay, thanks. Thanks, we'll do that. Okay, great. And then it goes on amber and yellow and... Are you gonna do anything else? Okay, and it goes green and your card takes off. And I jump out. Oh, you jump out, okay. Okay, what are you gonna do?
01:24:32
Speaker
I'm gonna go to the other car. Okay.
01:24:35
Speaker
and tell people in that car you guys have to go quick i jumped out of that car so i could let you know you have to get to the end of the tunnel amazing i wanted to let you guys know you guys have to do that roll the persuasion and then the two minute clock time starts that is another 21 oh let's see but yeah i mean they can't get a 21 so yeah that's fine they they'll like oh no okay and they'll take off and you're there with two cars so i'm gonna well find the white rabbit
01:25:04
Speaker
Okay, roll investigation. Seventeen. Seventeen. You see it's on the car that you're just at that you just told people to leave. I'm going to get inside that car. Okay. And so the car. Great. And you see the water.
01:25:17
Speaker
passing like not necessarily passing by you but like from behind and still slowly building but you're not necessarily seeing it rise you're rising and we can fast forward and say you killed 11 other people why did you have to say it that way why do you have to say it that way and survive yourself
01:25:41
Speaker
I won the game. I don't know. Maybe if more people were in this car, it wouldn't have floated. I would rather tell them to go right towards the edge than having to fight people off of this car in order to... It's fine, you know, just sending people to the doom. You know, it's kind of a defeated thing, right?
01:26:00
Speaker
I'm just letting you all know now, this whole dark angle of her character has corrupted the integrity of this young lady. Well, I wouldn't say that because if you've listened to the recent episodes that I've sent you, you will see. Yeah, that's true. There's shades of light. Yeah, that's true. That's true.
01:26:19
Speaker
now shifting, where good became chaotic, neutral became good. My favorite quote from there is, well, they're all NPCs. I need to stay alive. They could all die. My thought process for this one is so brutal. So brutal, your character in this now.
01:26:42
Speaker
Yeah, so you level up and so you can pick a weapon or an armor piece. I get 200 more gold. Yeah. And 200 more gold. And there's nobody that walked out with her. No one.
01:26:56
Speaker
So the funniest thing is just to bring some more shade on to what she just did. In Ready Player One, some of the avatars obviously look like adults, but they could actually be small children in real life. I'm not going to tell you what I did. You don't know that I doomed everyone else. It's true. I don't know. I don't care. I'm just glad you won.
01:27:17
Speaker
I purposely left so I didn't know what happened. If you can sleep well at night after playing this to Vita, that's fine. It's all good. How much more health do I get? So you roll a d6. What does my dice say to? Oh, it depends on what I roll, right? What, your dice? I get a d6, get a d6. Yeah, yeah. Whatever your d6 rolls to, that's how much your health increases.
01:27:42
Speaker
right now. So right, I rolled a d6. And that's also what my on the dice that I get. Sure. I don't think I really I don't think they understand you. Did you realize that we rolled your health dice? That was the number on the die that you received that was facing up when you did dice? Oh, no, that's not no, that's different. I wrote. No, I wrote. Okay. Sorry, what did I get again? I just I just made it out. Yeah, he what did he get? You got a one. But
01:28:12
Speaker
Okay. Oh, with your, with your health die, with your health die. Yeah. I don't know. You didn't roll. Okay. But that's all I got was extra health and your 200 gold and your armor and your weapon. Yeah.
01:28:25
Speaker
And you get a 5 on your D. I do. Yeah. Nice. And it's a D6 of health for me. And the D6 of health, yeah. And armor, peace. Is it armor or weapon, you said? Armor or weapon. Yeah. So yeah, as Davida's coming out, I'm talking to Lee being like, okay, so I'm thinking the GOAT or like an AOE, like anger, flame. Oh, hey, Davida. You survived. Yeah. Thanks for the tip. It helped a lot.
01:28:54
Speaker
okay good i thought i doomed you for a second i'm glad you survived i wouldn't want to lead anyone to that day okay for my my weapon i want to get elven rope okay
01:29:04
Speaker
But you got to roll that bad boy. Prays not less than a five. No, it doesn't exist. A 10. Oh, she's fine. A 10. It exists, but it's just basically rope. So you got rope for free. I got rope for free. Oh, could I just roll it? No, that's what you picked. If I cannot have awesome things that don't exist in this thing, you can have rope.
01:29:27
Speaker
But you were able to choose to roll again for significant, right? No, no, no. No, that's only if it failed. So if you get a one to five, it doesn't exist because it would have sucked if it didn't exist. And you're like, I want this really strong Alvin rope. Yep. Doesn't exist in this universe for some weird reason. And Jesse, just as an idea, like I want to do something with anger. Could I get like a headband of like wrath? Yeah, roll for it.
01:29:55
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I rolled a 2. Is that good enough? That means it doesn't exist. And I don't get the goats. So I rolled again to get the headband of Ray. Wait a second. So you rolled for the headband?
01:30:07
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No, I rolled for like, I rolled for goats. That was a two I understood. That's not existent. Okay. So then I rolled the headband, which is a 70. Okay, then yeah, they're fine. But they're not like, you don't get like ultimate power because of it. It's just just headband that makes you angry. You're just an angry boy. You can get you can get my question is whether or not I can get barbarian rage. I was gonna say you can get one rate. Okay.
01:30:33
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per short rest or long rest? Long rest. One long rest. Yeah. All right. So now we have to find another place that's got the d8, right? Yes. Well, you know, the Coliseum has that, but we really want to do colts.
01:30:50
Speaker
I look at myself and I'm like, yeah, I'm fine if I have to murder people. I have the most powerful gun in video game history. I'm okay with that. How's you and your rope doing? Yeah, my weapons are not very high. It's fine. Maybe it's a team thing that like we could win and they don't. So we got a big gun, hammer. I think could have had anything. Voldemort's wand could literally have gone with anything. And because you have the D6s, you then see the thing in the sky.
01:31:19
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You do. You see what I see. An old guy who's reeling off a scroll. Congratulations. Rewards. Easter eggs. Do I have any additional insight that Lee did not pick up? I mean, it says you win the game. Yeah. Congrats. Doesn't say anything about surviving or like, is that the only way to live?
01:31:44
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No, what Jess said was exactly what I did. I just pointed it. You're waiting for him to just say, you will all die here alone. If there are ways for multiple people to get out of this alive is my question. Yeah, I would think so. You will die trying. There's multiple ways to win. This is just me talking. I think that's a nice idea. It's not like Hunger Games. It's a nice idea. I'm not saying that's the game idea, but it's the most idea. My insight is that if I got all the dice, you know,
01:32:14
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If anybody got all the dice, they would be able to get out of the game unscathed.
01:32:19
Speaker
Well, this is why we need to have a look at the actual library next to the other library. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. I should go there next. Maybe. Before we do a D8, yes. Okay. Let's go to the library. I guess other people are probably going to do it as well. What are you saying, Luke? That the Norse God, Norse messenger God is better than her. Just showed it to him and then went to the library. Oh, God. What's his name?
01:32:45
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I'm not sure. It's like, it is starts with the same thing, I think. So it's like her mode for mom. It's feel free to correct me in the comments. Feel free to correct me. Yes. So you head to the library and you then see you enter the library. And in there, you see in it, there's like a semi-circle and it says creator, the creator library. And
01:33:13
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In that, you see an animatronic, um, beaver and... Oh, hello. Welcome to our creators. Hi, what's your name? Oh, I am Uber. Hello. Oh, hello, Uber. Nice to meet you.
Character Growth and Existential Threats
01:33:31
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I go on my emote wheel and I find, like, a car I can ride and I just jump down and I'm just like... And you just see... Ha, ha, very funny. Oh, he interacts with the real person. Hey, how's it going? How's... Oh, I think it's, I don't know, it's... Oh, wait. Oh, man. Why not sure? I was thinking child.
01:34:00
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I immediately stop emote and go over to him and do you do request to Uber? Yes. Can you say, can we play a game? Can we play a game? Oh, he knows war games. What a great 80s movie that is. Just immediately just step back. Well, we are in a game. Are you the cheerleader of the museum or what is? No, that is him.
01:34:29
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I say hello. Do you have any other function? I turn to the V and say he's not the T-800 okay. You don't have any other like ways like tips or hints on how to win. I say hello. Yeah this guy definitely didn't kill Sarah Connor guys we need to just move on. And he he pointed to a I can't get out of that emote now.
01:34:54
Speaker
Uh, he pointed to a actual person, Avatar, and it's Tony Hawk. Oh, I'm going to say, Hey, you look super, you kind of look like Tony Hawk. Like, Oh, that's me. Oh, I thought you just looked like him. Well, I am an Avatar, but I know that's the famous thing with Tony Hawk is people say like, Oh, you know, you look a lot like Tony Hawk.
01:35:20
Speaker
Wait, wait, do you have like emotions and feelings? I think so, dude. Oh, no. I have played the Tony Hawk Pro Skater game. I feel I'm so sorry. That wasn't me. Okay, good. Okay. Yeah, I'm a figment of imagination. I can be somebody else tomorrow if I forget who I am today.
01:35:40
Speaker
I tried to do the grinds so many times. I could care less. Thank you. Great. We were instructed by a guy in the sky to come here to ask you about possible information about finding keys and Easter eggs. Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. Hermes? Yeah, that guy.
01:36:07
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Let's make a note of that name. What's the title that I like chose to do in Norse mythology for no reason? And it just happened to be Hermes. Yeah. Unless you chose that specifically for me. No, no, I chose it before you, yeah.
01:36:27
Speaker
And he's like, oh yeah, our creator, you know, that guy. He made this game up and actually he's, you know, he's really chill. He wants to give this game a win kind of. And so he's made this game. It's really hard. So you got to really like figure out some stuff, but yeah. So is it like the first person who wins? It's the whole game and the company and riches and glory, that kind of thing?
01:36:56
Speaker
yes i mean it's you know he's i don't think he's too stingy if you you know if you want to share the load share the load you know right but like what happens to the rest of the people in the game when one person that's up to the person who wins i guess i just look at like showing you true colors now aren't you love yeah jeez
01:37:21
Speaker
i mean like i would save everyone if i could but i couldn't oh you just said you could you if you could if i could i would but okay you know it was like a priority there are there's kind of like
01:37:34
Speaker
gonna tell that beaver downstairs at your sarah connor yeah there is kind of like a priority it's like me and then you guys and then that pizza guy yeah my only friend other than you guys yeah i know pizza dude you gave me two pizzas yeah it's cool here's a cool we're friends oh
01:37:59
Speaker
looks on his hood it's still like two friends not three like friend request sent he hasn't got back to you yet he hasn't got back to you yet so so what we have here is all the memories and it's supposed to help you kind of figure out where the keys are in this world yeah so the keys are not the dice that we're getting
01:38:19
Speaker
No, the dice are for how long you live. So every time you get a dice, you get an extra day or however many you rolled. Just rewind that a second. What? Yeah, I don't know. It's semantics, right? You know, if you keep playing, you don't die. I'm gonna do the Edward Munch. So, so like if I had a d4 on my d4,
01:38:43
Speaker
That was four on my D4. That means I had four days and then, and then I got a five on my D6. I mean, I have five more days. You
Session Reflection and Future Plans
01:38:49
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have nine days in total. I have six days in total. How many days has it been? It's only really been one, I would say. We've only, we've done three games. Yeah. Yeah.
01:39:00
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My daughter's awake, so what I will say with that information, that is where we're gonna end today. What a bombshell to end on. Wait, what happens to everyone else after somebody wins? Are they just stuck here? Thanks, Anthony, everyone. Hope you all have a good day. Hopefully a good night. Tony Hawk is such an arsehole. He's just not finished in his conversations. I'm gonna call it and yeah, it's been fun. I'll hand it over to Davida.
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01:40:50
Speaker
Because Galadriel has it. I guess I was just turned up in the lore of, you know. If it was me, I would have said Minigun. I would love to have seen Galadriel with him or something hilarious. Or just like the, was it the Mario fireball hat? So you could just do fireballs? That'd be hilarious. Yes. That'd be amazing. So Luke, what Tony Hawk said was that you have, what was your question?
01:41:15
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Yeah, I got the like the selected days. But if somebody were to win to get the right I asked him that I asked him that. And what he said was that it depends it's up to the discretion of the person who wins. What happens to everybody else? So if you win, you can decide to the game and let everybody go. Okay, so make sure to leave. Well, well,
01:41:37
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I don't know. I'm trying to think who would let me live. Davida's like, meh. Of course I would let you live. I said I would let you live if I could. You unofficially possibly have killed children in this episode. Just saying is all. Like, who plays video games mainly? Just play the guilt. It's fine.
01:41:57
Speaker
Well, I love it. I love the fact that it's like, yeah, I'm just going to let anyone live. I mean, they could have floated on the thing with me. I guess I should have told people outside the game. Once we got outside the game, this is how you guys this game. I should just like put a sign up right next to that game. No one remembers your username because they're hunting you down. That one murdered me and I was level 87. How dare she. How dare she cheat this cheap person who's level two.
01:42:27
Speaker
You tricked me. It would be interesting there with all these other like, I'm terrified of that Battle Royale. That's just sounds amazing. What is Battle Royale in other games? Basically, if you do it as a team one, it's like the last team standing and it's normally like, it's basically like Hunger Games. Like you just find stuff around to use or on yourself and then just eliminate other players. So yeah, just a mass murder. That's trying to think. Not really, right up your alley. Is there a Battle Royale?
01:42:53
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No, you have stocks, but it's kind of similar. Like, so Battle Royale is kind of like Fortnite or like Apex Twin. Like, was it not Apex Twin? That's a thing. Apex Legends and stuff like that.