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Ready Player One Part 3
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Lee, Davita and Luke get more of the tea about this world they stumbled into. Davita wants to shop. Luke wants to get this first key and Lee sounds like he is having the time of his life. A few new characters show up and help our players but you have to listen to see if they get the key. Enjoy!
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Transcript
Introduction and Game Setup
00:00:07
Speaker
Hey everyone, welcome back to Really Cross the Pond. We are doing meta games. We are doing Ready Player One, or Ready Player One and Alice in Borderlands kind of mixture meta game. I'm your Jam Jesse, and thank these guys
00:00:25
Speaker
I can finish this game today, depending on how it goes. Depending on how much they use their own brain. Okay, I'm out. I'm out. Sorry guys, I'm out. Apparently I'm smart but evil, so hopefully my smarts will get us through. Just be evil. Just nuke the universe. Maybe it'll get me through, but not the rest of you since I'm evil apparently.
Character Introductions and Game Mechanics
00:00:46
Speaker
Hi, I'm Avita. I'm smart, but evil. I'm getting- I don't want to be designated by that. I think that it's horrible, and- but I'm also kind of proud of that, but I don't really want to be- anyway. I'm playing, um, Galadriel the elf in- in-game, and this is my second life. So if I die as this character, I'm dead for good. And just an apology, I'm getting over a cold, so my voice might be a little weird.
00:01:09
Speaker
Yeah, I'm Lee. I'm playing Crash Bash 87. I am the lovable avatar of Wario still with loads of other cool stuff. And the problem is with this game, if you roll poorly, all the cool stuff you want to create never happen. If we get any more cool stuff, I'm going to go from the bottom of my list. Let's go. And I still haven't died yet. I don't want to touch words. Let's go. Let's go for the speed run of not dying video games.
00:01:32
Speaker
Yeah, I'd like to not die as well. Yeah. There we go. Yes. Me too. I don't want to die anything. I've accepted it, but Link is part of his character. He's just like, see you in the next respawn.
00:01:48
Speaker
Like every single one of my deaths is like Captain America now where I was like, oh, this is where I die. Hi, I'm Luke. I will be playing Baldr underscore Dash. It's about like the god because I'm every single one of them because I have so many lives to get through. I'm surprised I only got through like five, but I'm through another five, I guess. Just love that you kill me.
00:02:11
Speaker
Well, it's partly that you just only take one life each time, so if you get hit one time... To be honest, it is in the series. Like, you have took the most unique route of how to play your characters, this whole series. So I'm very... I'm always amazed. Like, I still can't get over the fact that you almost made the shark run and fell like, what, two or three platforms just before then? I was gutted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, cheat coded it. You're great.
Recap and Strategy Discussion
00:02:40
Speaker
Right. And with that, we're going to do a really big recap because none of us have played for ages. And I haven't listened to the audio since, I don't know, a long time ago, but I was trying to keep up with it. So I'm going to do this all by memory, but these guys have volunteered to test this game without knowing all the prerequisites, including their lives.
00:03:04
Speaker
and they joined the game they offered up a piece of themselves to give hp to their characters and they rolled for the characters they they rolled for the weapons they rolled for the design of looks and whatnot then they joined the game the games then took their lives they played a game of what was the first one
00:03:26
Speaker
It was the shark platform. Oh yes. The shark platform from LittleBigPlanet. Then they played the tunnel one where they floated in the car across to the finish line or not even in the finish line. The finish line was the car. And they also played a game of Duck Duck Goose. And they have seen the messages in the sky that says the whole spiel of you can win this money, you can gain this, this, blah, blah, blah.
00:03:54
Speaker
and they have access to the library of My Memories. They enter the library, they match the robotic Uber, and they ask a few questions and try to get an understanding of what's going on. And they understand if they get the keys, they leave. They also learn that their dice are the days that they can stay in the world alive. So they have to play to live. They also have plenty of options to play games.
00:04:22
Speaker
Now, what we're going to do is we're going to start with you guys still in the library, because I don't know if you exited or not. What do you want to do from here?
Exploring the Library and Discovering the Portal
00:04:30
Speaker
Can we figure out which games we need to play? No, no, that's fine. As you say that, and I was going to wait until you leave the library, but there is a portal that is opened up next to the entrance to the library, and Uber does say, yes, this is the entrance of this game.
00:04:48
Speaker
Can we get more life somehow? I can give us life, remember? I've got pizzas from that pizza delivery guy because of my emoting skills. But you get health, not life. No, you don't. She's talking about life. No, she's talking about life as in... As in her life. So, Uber, is there any way of increasing our stats through items and stuff? And what items could they be? And where can we find these before we come back and go through this portal, which looks really cool and trippy?
00:05:18
Speaker
He says, I understand you can find it in the air.
00:05:25
Speaker
Okay, weird question. I'm not going to do this, but have any other gamers thought about, like, stealing dice from other players? Ah, I thought of that, didn't I? Yes, Davita did think about it. I'm pretty positive Davita bought this up, yeah. She didn't, she couldn't do it. Yeah, because you were going to try and rob someone blind, I remember correctly. And you weren't able to. No, she wasn't, okay. I realized that that was not possible, right?
00:05:51
Speaker
Yeah, you're murdering someone. Is that possible or it was not? I think you were not able to. Not able. So do we know which games we should be playing? That's a good question.
00:06:06
Speaker
I had a genius idea. What if we go through the portal? I'm fine with this. Let's go shopping first. But if you guys want to tool up, I'm fine. I'm still alive and well and loaded with loads of cool loot. But I don't know about you guys. Can I pass loot off to them if I wanted to, like gold and stuff like that? Because I've still got a Mega Man blaster. Yes. Could I give one of my things? They can trade for it. Okay. Okay.
00:06:35
Speaker
You can't drop your BFG. That's what you started with. Who wants a Mega Man Blaster? Davida. I think the problem is that Davida and I are trying to play characters that neither witch would want a Mega Man Blaster. Come on. All right, I'm telling you right now. Here we go. Where is he? Here he is. You're telling me you don't want a man that basically his arm can transform into a Mega Man toy. Of course I do.
00:07:01
Speaker
Come on, what do you expect me to do? I can't be this guy in real life, the lovely next to the computer. And so Uber is just like, I'm gonna go now. Wait, Uber, one more thing. Yes. Is there a version of, is there a way that all of us can win this game or is it just one of us?
00:07:28
Speaker
especially if you're a part of a client, a client that would share the world. There's not just one key for each level. If you win the level, you can get a key. There's not just a single key.
00:07:43
Speaker
Yes, but there could be multiple people getting those. Oh, yes. Okay. That's what I want to make sure because in Ready Player One, there's only one key and only one person gets it. No. In Ready Player One, the film. Yes. Everyone gets the keys.
00:07:59
Speaker
yeah sorry we're not going off the novel sorry i forgot the third this is what happens except for the last key the last key is only one yeah there is i'm kidding if you get the last key if you get the last key you win the game
00:08:16
Speaker
So the last, so in this version two, the last one, there's only one. Yes, but I'm introducing the clan.
Forming and Naming the Clan
00:08:25
Speaker
The clan, so if our clan wins it, we can all win. Do we need to start some of that or is it just like an amendment at the end being like an amendment? Yes, so once I mention that, once I mention that, in your start menu or in your guide or your thing, it says clan, join the clan.
00:08:45
Speaker
Okay, wait, one more thing. And that is if is the only way to get out of this game to get all three people or die. The only way to get out of here alive is to get all the keys. Yeah. Okay, thank you. I'll emote Wheel of Wave.
00:09:01
Speaker
He weighs better. I love this emote wheel. I'm so confused by this emote. I'm never probably going to ever use it because I don't even know what this is. I know what it is. It's an infinite emote wheel. Like you can just drop anything, do anything. They're like two minutes later being like, oh, fine. Here we go.
00:09:22
Speaker
Okay. So, so we need to go to the market town center and then we've got to come back here and we've got to go through that portal. Okay. Yeah. To the next level. Okay. Cool. Right. Well, let's join our clan. Yeah. We've got to come up with a plan name though. Clam name. Chaotic. I like that. Okay.
00:09:38
Speaker
I don't know. I'm not a part of this. That's just me though. It's fine. You guys can choose the name. I'm going to tell you what it is. So it is chaotic smart. The S is a dollar sign and we're going to go with an O as a zero as in the number. And then, yeah, let's go with that. That looks cool.
00:09:57
Speaker
Yes. But Davida, would you also say that Lee might or may not be? Yeah, he probably is. I'm just chaotic. No, I'm kidding. I'm not smart. When I'm playing this game now, I'm playing video games. I'm going to be stupid. Come on. I still don't understand. I do understand. I think my character would understand. Oh, I've only got like eight days to live, but also at the same time, it's a video game. Let's have fun. Like that would be my... That's how you play. That's how you play.
00:10:26
Speaker
you know exactly no problem okay ed smart we joined our clan what happens yes so you join the clan so then you see the clan roster now and do we get to pick like a logo and a color and stuff like that yes you also pick a logo and okay our color is purple obviously
00:10:41
Speaker
100% in on that, yes. It goes with my attire as well. I'm all in. And then the icon? I think it should just be a fireball or something. Just make it the most geekiest thing ever, like it's a flaming skull, but in the skull it's got this in. It looks like a blaster bolt that's on fire or something. Yeah.
00:11:00
Speaker
Or like some sort of like, like imagine the star that comes around, like the Jedi logo. Oh, sure. Kind of like that. But like sideways, and it's on fire. Okay. It's not my game. It's not my team. Doesn't matter. We're going to make it as chaotic as possible. Like, come on. Just look at me like, what's that? And you're like, it's not a circle. It's a trapezoid. Yeah.
00:11:24
Speaker
Okay, fan art people. Just fan art, go wild. There's a trapezoid around. Yep, there's a trapezoid within a trapezoid in it.
00:11:32
Speaker
If you stare at it long enough, you see all of our faces. It's like one of those magic eyes as well. In this world, chaotic. Chaotic and smart. Just trying to think of a good timeline.
Travel and Interaction with Other Clans
00:11:42
Speaker
So the clan has been made. You see your logo, you see the clan roster, you see the shared pile. You also get perks for being a clan. You get like gold shared amongst you as well as your individual gold.
00:11:55
Speaker
Okay, what's our showered gold? Right now, let's say it's about two. Like, is it a union thing or like a bonus? Like it takes. Like on top of what you get individually, you get 200. You have 200 gold. Nice. Nice. So technically we have 600 gold in there, but 200 of that is.
00:12:12
Speaker
yes and you would only do we get like a bonus on uh you get trying to cheese as well let's say if you guys are next to each other within five to ten feet you get you can get an advantage without having to use the help
00:12:32
Speaker
I was going to say, we should unlock the emote from like guidance of the galaxy dance off, like all of us do. You can also do yes. Very specific emotes group emotes when we're close to each other. Yeah. With like, obviously like things that you, you, you would normally ask for help and get help. You don't need to ask. Guys, I'm going to die. I refuse to die. So that is, that is the clan modification. What are you doing now?
00:13:02
Speaker
Now that we've spent half an hour pushing two buttons. It's just like playing Mass Effect. It's great. Mass Effect. Did you want to get some stuff, Lee? Did you want to go to the town center? Oh yeah. Do you know where the town center is? It'll put you on our minimap, won't it? Also, I think we've been there in the past.
00:13:17
Speaker
No, you went to the... Oh gosh, yeah, we haven't even seen all the bloody plays, have we? We've just gone from place to level to level, not really explored like, oh wow, we could do this, we could do that. We're not going to try and finish this game today, we're just going to explore. Yeah, exactly. This is what's going to happen at it. Jess was like, they can finish this episode. That's not happening, bro. He's literally like, how many episodes can we do this? Let's make it a five-part series on purpose, guys. Let's do this. Is there any three episodes in?
00:13:46
Speaker
Exactly. We're going for five, Jess. No, I'm dropping my dice. Okay. So if you want to go to the town center, you, on top of your just generic, not generic, on top of your like, I'm here point, you zoom out, you zoom out, you zoom out. You go all the way, you see as a planet, you zoom out from that. And then the moon that is connected to this planet is the town center. Holy crap. That's impressive. That's Raocool.
00:14:16
Speaker
Is that easy to get to or? Like destiny. There's, yeah, there's many ways of getting to it. You can have your own spaceships, you can have. Guys, we need to just get, what's the one from Mandalorian? I don't think you need to mention anything else. Davida is like on board already. I know I'm an elf and elves don't have spaceships, but I want a spaceship. What's the name of the one from Mandalorian? What's the name of the Mandalorian spaceship? Razor Crest. We're having one of them. We're having one of those. I don't care what anyone says. We're having a Razor Quest as our ship.
00:14:45
Speaker
Just rub some dirt on it. Just rub some dirt on it. We'll spray some Elvish Sings on the side of it as well. We'll just do some graffiti. That'd be cool. If you want to buy a ship, you need to go to a junkyard. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You said nothing about buying a ship. We can just get a ship. No, you have to buy a ship. That's absolute baloney. Come on, seriously. You're having a laugh, aren't you? You have to buy a ship or you can steal a ship or you can steal a ship.
00:15:13
Speaker
Stealer ship sounds way too much hard. And also we're a clan. We don't want to be known as a douchebag clan, even though we're called chaotic smarts. Like, well, how much is a ship? Let's be honest. Well, it depends on what you're going to get. We just already said we want to raise a quest.
00:15:28
Speaker
You need a spaceship to get to there. You don't need one. You can also take the tram. You can take. Wait a minute. There's a tram to this planet. That's a mad thing. How much is the tram? You don't need to buy things. Is the tram free? The tram costs 10 gold.
00:15:45
Speaker
The heck is everything comes from gold in this? Oh yeah, microtransactions, that makes sense. But also, the games you've played, you didn't just get chump chains, you got actual...
00:16:00
Speaker
money hey will we win this can we like take the month well if we win this i should say does that go translate into real money like it does in ready player one hey i am i am happy to pay you guys when we i would laugh so hard because everyone be like oh man this is going to be real money is like yes i walked way down thank you
00:16:22
Speaker
for these near-death experiences i saw i'm gonna support us on patreon so that we can actually win money when we win this game we can walk around just being like yeah i made 300 pounds playing ready player one with my friends and now it's all it's all on therapy now because of all the dark horrible things we've done
00:16:41
Speaker
You can also find a teleporter to get to there. Obviously you can do a teleport when you get there. How long does it take the tram? And the tram takes three days. Three days? You're gone. Well, it's a good thing I asked.
00:16:58
Speaker
I mean, how long does the teleporter take? The teleporter takes, yeah, about five minutes. Is there a slight chance that we will come out? Can I find Uber again and ask him where we can find a teleporter? Yeah. You wake him up, you push the bell and you wake him up and he comes out. Hello, welcome to the creative spring.
00:17:23
Speaker
Oh man. Where might we be able to find a teleporter? Well, there's plenty of teleporters. What are you looking for? There's one right outside our door. Amazing. Uh, does it cost money? No. Is it a one-time use only? No. Does it take us to where we need to go? Does it take us anywhere? Take you anywhere where you need to go. Does it just, does it, does it work for anywhere? Or does it only go to a certain- The one outside our door goes to the first challenge of the competition for the keys.
00:17:53
Speaker
I see. Is there a teleporter that takes us to the market? What is it called? Town Center. Town Center. I say hello. I didn't think it was going to be so hard to get to the town center. Back in like 1990. I've got a gut feeling that it doesn't want us to go to the town center. If we got a ship and flew, would it be about the same time as it takes to take the tram? The ship would probably take a day.
00:18:22
Speaker
Uber, do you own a ship? I say hello. Is there another way to get to the town center besides flying, tram or teleporting? You have to get there to ping it and then you can go there anytime. Okay, thank you.
Dance-Off Attention Gathering
00:18:37
Speaker
Maybe we can hitch a ride with somebody. All right, so should we go to find a ship?
00:18:42
Speaker
unless we're trying to go to the first challenge. Unless we're trying to go to the first challenge, but wait, let's ping the location at the library right now so that if we have any questions for the creator's brain, we'll be able to jump back to this point. Let's ping that. I'm sure there was no under it. Uber. So you ping it, and what happens is a little post comes in and says, what was your username? chaoticsmart.
00:19:10
Speaker
Oh, Sariel. Sariel. Sariel will return here. Okay, so we all need to do two probably, right? Sure. I'll do it. But can we see it as a clan? It'd be like Sariel. Yeah, well, anybody can see it. Oh yeah, because if we're in a clan, everything's changed. So everyone saw that Lee wrote Uber, not that smart. Yep. Okay. Yes. Exactly. Okay. Maybe we can ask around?
00:19:37
Speaker
Definitely. You can definitely do it. Anyone else around? Can we, can we bring up the map? Does it show us where I mean, there's loads of different. We'll just go out. I kind of want to get some info on people who may or may not be coming out of that challenge too.
00:19:51
Speaker
Okay. So you exit the library and you do see literally next to that entrance is a teleporting, an oval shaped warping sounding slash looking teleporter. And you see different NPCs everywhere. You see a Ninja Turtle clan. You see a few Master Chives. You see the generic, you see a 2D clan that's coming, going walking around.
00:20:20
Speaker
Well, cause we're standing next to the portal, I'm going to go on my emo wheel and I'm going to start dancing to the end credits on a portal of this is a triumph and see if it gets anyone's attention. So then if anyone joins in, we could then be like, Hey, ship. That's my idea. Roll performance. It sounds like a seduction. Yeah, it does sound like a seduction, doesn't it? Ship? Ship. So yeah, I got, I got nine twice. So nine.
00:20:46
Speaker
Yeah, everybody's kind of like, yeah, been there, done that, old news. So it's not uncharacteristic of just joining afterwards. Yeah. Although I started like after him. And so I'm just like a beat off. And I'm looking at them. I'm not sure what dance they're doing. And I don't really want to join.
00:21:07
Speaker
16 you're definitely even if it's offbeat basically at this point you caught up to the song and actually is offbeat and you are offbeat and so you're actually dancing way better and you get one of like Leonardo from the the one of the the news journals guys all right like you see like the little like
00:21:30
Speaker
messages pop up that's awesome and he like kind of joins next to you and he's like what are you guys doing here we're looking for a ship we we need to get to the town center oh are you guys the same i was talking to yeah sorry with we're in the same group okay yeah i just awkwardly come over and i thought they weren't talking to me he's the negotiator oh right well yeah so how long has been playing this
00:21:57
Speaker
a day oh oh you're a part of this as well i'm here too but i'm not dancing but that's it don't worry that's us just a three three me guys mate you see you see you know what oh uh you see his clan which are the rest of the turtles and splinter
00:22:14
Speaker
like kind of walk over and they start dancing but they are like unbelievable. They're just incredible dancers for some reason they have like the the mod that gives them like the ability to be flexible like without like without using an emote kind of they like they add to their movement
00:22:36
Speaker
And so Leonardo was like, dudes, man, awesome. So you guys are new. How many times have you died? Like five. Five? Wow, dude. That's crazy. Place is dead. Zero. Zero. Zero times. I'll just hold a finger. All right, all right, cool. She's playing the finger on the emotes. I love that. I finally figured out emotes.
00:23:00
Speaker
The rest of the team's like, dude, do you even die? One, one day's all right. Nice. That, that was like Donatello, you know, we kind of saved him in one of the things. You guys could do that. And I look over to the, my two friends, you guys can like save people. That would have been cool. Well, we sacrificed ourselves. I'll be like, Oh, I'll tell you. Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah. Still no, I was like, you don't.
00:23:22
Speaker
But yeah, dude, what's up? Where are you guys off to? What's going on? Yeah, we wanted to try the challenge, but we can't get there without a ship or something like that. We're trying to figure it out. You guys got a ship? The challenge is right here.
00:23:35
Speaker
No, we want to go to the town center. Yeah, that too. Yeah. Oh man. I've been playing for 10 days and we actually have a ship. Oh, nice. Sick. Yeah. Do you guys want to help her ride? Yes. A hundred percent. Yes. Also one question. Do you happen to know if there's a teleporter that gets us there faster? No. Okay. We'll take the ride. Kind of talking to the turtles and be like, yeah, the elves just wanted a fancy one.
00:24:04
Speaker
You know, I want to use magic if I can. Oh, yeah. Are you guys like against technology? No. Well, I think I mean, I'm not I'm not against technology. I mean, my bow fires blasters, of course. I'm not a real ninja turtle. So yeah, I understand. It's just been here for too long. I'm so used to having three fingers. Right. Yeah. Our ship is our ships just down the road. I rolled a 15 on insight whether we can trust these guys.
00:24:32
Speaker
I mean, how far can you trust the other gamers? Okay. So I don't know. That's a good point. So, so yeah, our ship's just down, down the road over here. We just came by to, you know, catch for some extra days. You do what you gotta do, right? Yeah. Yeah. We just won the, uh, hotel challenge. Yeah. What did the, what did you do in that one? I was curious. I didn't seek. Is there a death element to it? Yeah.
00:24:58
Speaker
Apparently the people seeking, we were hiding thankfully, the people seeking, we were able to hide from them long enough in order for basically them to die. It's a time challenge. And if you stay here long enough. And were you all on the same team or were you on separate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all ended up on the same team. Was that because you chose the team or is it just because? No, random. I don't know. It just happened. Okay. Well, I don't think we're going to play that one.
00:25:25
Speaker
I mean, yeah. What did you get for that? What guys did you get? D8 because literally the the seekers were shooting at us. So yeah, it was it was it was pretty intense. Was it like you were hiding in a hotel? Was that like? No. So it was like we were on the balconies and the staircases and stuff like that. So we had to hide in the stairwells and other things.
00:25:47
Speaker
What about we fit splinter in the fire hose area and he was fire. Oh, in the area, not the. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Put him in a hose. We got five action days. We're just in mood to stall for time that we're just talking about a game. We're not going to be playing.
00:26:08
Speaker
Oh, man. Hey, what cool gadgets do you guys have? Like when we first started, we wanted to go authentic with our obviously with our weapons and whatnot. But you know, it's after the first death kind of just why not go for another crazy weapon?
Shopping and Acquisitions at Town Center
00:26:24
Speaker
So yeah, what you guys get? What you guys have? You see mine. I got a I'm Wario in a colonial Marines outfit. All I wanted was this done. Nice. Cool. Cool. Cool.
00:26:35
Speaker
I just got a bow and rope pretty much. Pretty authentic. It shoots blasters, so that's cool. Oh, right. That's pretty cool. I pretty much got this war hammer, but the handle's a bit too short. This isn't what I was hoping for. The handle's too short. Yeah. Happens, dude. Happens, you know.
00:26:52
Speaker
I started out with nothing like I don't know did you guys did you guys have to like work for your skins and stuff yes I I built mine piece by piece like the hair wow that's amazing that's why it's kind of like you know you're working still rude but
00:27:08
Speaker
Well he's been there at the most of us so he's kind of cool. Let's go to the ship yeah let's go and it's and it there's like a there's like a parking it's not like a it's like if you think of Futurama like literal parking spots for ships not like a docking. Amazing I love that. It's like yeah so the ship is a pizza delivery ship but it has a shell over it and they're like there it is.
00:27:34
Speaker
Well, let's just say we had to play a lot of games and kill a lot of people. Okay. Okay. Yeah. These shells in our bag, they double as an extra armor for us. So that's cool. Yes. Then is this the same one or do you have to get a second one pointing at the ship?
00:27:50
Speaker
So we had to actually we, it was a battle royale and we had to just fight for our lives for that one. But because we're clan, we're able to win together. Yeah. Cool. All right. And you guys enter the ship and it's luxurious. It is like, on the outside, it kind of looks a little bit beat up, but.
00:28:12
Speaker
on the inside, they really pay attention to the interior and take off to the town center. Any other things you want to talk about, or is it just transfer from A to B? Transfer from A to B, these guys might be most murderous, so I'm all right with that. Looking at all this cool stuff, I'm just kind of like, guys, we should really just be quiet, because these guys could murder us in our sleep. They've said they played this game because of their family deaths. They obviously killed players to get their money. Yeah, 100%. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.
00:28:41
Speaker
So you guys get to the town center, and you wave goodbye to the Ninja Turtles, and they are the OG Ninja Turtles, none of this new animation Ninja Turtles. So yeah, so you're in the town center, you as you enter the mood, so it's been one day. Okay.
00:29:00
Speaker
yeah okay so so you enter the town center and you see like the high this highway that goes around the entire mood you see this these high rise buildings you see these different static like advertisers this is like the place for e-commerce to sell that whatever is online and stuff like that so yeah you'd find most things here
00:29:26
Speaker
I want armor. Okay, so you can go to, oh man, I was going to say smiles, but now I don't want to say that because that's a film and it's not the same as what I'm thinking. Frowns. Oh, I like it. So you go to Frowns. That's the help a girl lucky shop called Frowns.
00:29:44
Speaker
So frowns in this universe is a place where they don't want you to frown. So they try and they're doing opposite kind of advertising. So they're like, you're frowning. Yeah, you bring in frowns, you leave with something, you know? Exactly.
00:30:00
Speaker
Yeah, probably down. So you can go there. That has most things. It's like an Amazon equivalent. You can go to like WalkStarter, where it's kind of GameStop equivalent, where you can get like different add-ons and stuff like that. Or like you can go to the Mod Shop. It's literally just different mods you can get for, but that's like high-end, really expensive stuff. Yeah.
00:30:30
Speaker
I'm here really for you, so it's fine. I'm just, I'm just, I'm good. I have armor on the drink. Do you want to go to France? Luke, what are you thinking? I, I'm fine. If I bump into something that I like, I might get it. But for now, it's mostly just for the Vita.
00:30:44
Speaker
Okay. So you go to frowns and in frowns, it's kind of like, it's, it's analog in the sense of there's a booklet that has all the different items and you just get the code, you bring it to the front and they bring it to you. So what are you looking for in specifically in, in upgrades? I am looking for some plus three AC. Okay. Okay.
00:31:13
Speaker
Is there anything like that in there? Let's see what it costs just for starters. It depends also what you want. You can start with let's say the look. So if you want something pretty, you want something practical. Pretty.
00:31:34
Speaker
pretty. You could probably get plus three armor with pretty but you lose a lot of your movement. Letting movement written down. Practical then. Practical you would get like probably like you can probably get
00:31:50
Speaker
Kevlar that does plus three and do like, um, but it's a bit bulkier, but it doesn't necessarily affect your spot at the same time. It would be like, if you got shot in the head, it wouldn't protect that. So you'd have to get different sets. So you have to get the Kevlar chest, the Kevlar legs. So it's a bit more expensive. Pretty is also expensive, but for the different way.
00:32:11
Speaker
What are the prices? Well, it depends on how far you want to go. So if you order plus three armor for your upper half, let's say with practical, you would probably go with, I will cut it in half because it's basically it's 300 gold just for the top half. If you wanted to go, let's say lower to plus two, I can lower it for another 100, 150.
00:32:36
Speaker
depending on how your persuasion is. Obviously, you can always persuade to lower. But that's the generic, this is what you see in the books. I think I will see if I can, I'm gonna get the code or whatever the upper half of the Kevlar and see if I can persuade the seller. Okay, so you walk up to the seller and he's okay to get
00:32:57
Speaker
Hi, I got this ticket, but I'm wondering if I could possibly get a lower price. It's not really what I was looking for. It's kind of ugly. I don't know. I mean, it's like kind of, I like it, but not that much, but I also want it. But I'm wondering if you could just like, do me a little bit, little favor. I mean,
00:33:22
Speaker
So cool and I love and I just want to come out without a frown from this store. And right now I'm frowning. I love the translation of like, I'd like to buy something and don't make me sad. Do your job. Do your job. I would say this is the flat row. But I get advantage because my friends are around me. Then 21.
00:33:46
Speaker
20. So you rolled a 90. 30. Yeah, I was 19. I have a plus 20 persuasion. Yeah. Or else you would have said natural 20. I would have said that, yeah. So he's like, he looks at you, you see these different stamps on his side, and he flips that one, and he stamps the ticket, and it says 20% off. Okay. So you pay 240. Okay, 240.
00:34:13
Speaker
And what would I get if I rolled a 17? And then I will give him the biggest smile and say, I'm not leaving without a frown. So as you say that you walk behind you and it kind of just appears in front of you on this, on this hologram and just says, retrieve your item. I'll get it. And so you click the button that says, you know, retrieve your item and it goes into your inventory. So you haven't equipped it yet. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm going to equip it right now.
00:34:43
Speaker
Do we have, can we go to that last store to walk starter? That's the tech one. I wanted to see if I could get some sort of light source. Okay. Cause I want the, the star and gladriels file. Okay. Do you want specifically gladriels or do you want just a light source? I would like to see how much gladriels light source is. I will get some sort of light source. It would be cool if it had some sort of.
00:35:13
Speaker
healing properties, but I doubt that I will begin to get both a healing and a light source. Let's say in this shop you could probably get a torch or a flashlight for 10 gold. You can get a heavy duty one for 100 gold. You can get custom ones in between that. You can get a floating one for 500. And this one is like a vending machine. So again, not a human interaction.
00:35:42
Speaker
Can I, can I customize a sort of like, so it looks like glide reels by all, but it's just a light source that you would have to go to the mod station. Oh, okay. Then I'll just get a, no, I want something cool though. Dancing lights, dancing lights. If you want dancing lights, probably 500, 500. Okay. I'll get a torch over just a regular flashlight and then.
00:36:07
Speaker
for 10 gold, and then I will also get a more weapon. You have a Mega Man blaster right here. I need to equip myself. I did not get everything I wanted. That's true. I'm like, I have a bow and arrow. I guess I need an up, I need a close, I need a close range weapon. Listen, she could have gone with anything as well, just letting you know that she's true. I know, but my, my creativity is not really high. It's not video games.
00:36:37
Speaker
It's just pop culture period as well. Okay, so I would like... If you want a close range weapon plus a light stinger. Just get a lightsaber. I was gonna say you can get a lightsaber. Can I get a lightsaber? Lightsaber does both. You can, but it'd probably be around 500. How much do you have, Davina? I have 150. So I have exactly 500. Would you like me to purchase a lightsaber for you?
00:37:05
Speaker
I mean, this would be awesome, but I also don't want to use up all your gold. We also have shared gold. Yeah, that's with my 200 as well. I'm 500. No, it's fine. Are you sure you don't want a lightsaber?
00:37:20
Speaker
No, it wouldn't be anybody's lightsaber. It would literally just be a generic light saber. Yeah. Do you want a lightsaber? Yeah. Do you know you want it? Go on. Go on. Like somebody else's money. Come on. Who doesn't want to see that? Can I get a ring of power? There we go. Four grand. Then you know, I already have Nenya. That's the healing ring. Yeah. I already have that. Yes.
00:37:49
Speaker
So would you like a generic one? Maybe I can persuade them to lower the price. There's no person there. It's a vending machine. So what color would you like? See your luck if it just falls out.
00:38:00
Speaker
We just run into it and go like, oh, look what we got guys. We've got a holy hand grenade of Antioch here. This is amazing. Like that's amazing. Can I get a light dagger for a cheaper amount? Like, uh, probably 300. Okay. We'll, we'll go for it. I don't need something long. I don't want a lightsaber. Everyone knows what lightsabers do to people.
00:38:21
Speaker
Yeah, but what if we need the money later? Doesn't matter if we need the money. We'll just like figure it out. Fine. I'll get a lightsaber. You know you want one. Go on. I want a lightsaber. There you go. What color? Yeah, yeah, you can pick the color. Purple, obviously. Okay, cool. We're going with it. So purple, generic purple lightsaber.
00:38:39
Speaker
Okay, so hold on. Figure out the specs later on that. Go to hilariously bend down on one knee while hilariously playing the empire theme. Like, I'm emoting, but I'm bending down again. In reality, the viewers, if people were watching this on a stream or something like that, they literally just see him drop it, and then you run over, try and pick it up on the floor. But in the game itself, it is him kneeling down.
00:39:20
Speaker
So we're using our shared goals. No, no, no.
00:39:27
Speaker
you have 200 from the share goal they have 200 separately 600 in total but you said yeah i've got 300 i've got 300 my own personal money okay as well as like 200 200 from the share goal yeah so i'll just i'll just buy it so it's fine so basically my cash is out i bought you a present enjoy thank you oh my goodness i feel like a jedi elf you're jedi elf who doesn't want to see that come on
00:39:53
Speaker
So, anything else? I've only taken three episodes, guys, but I'm breaking to Venus and just cross barriers. Don't go authentic. Go stupid and fun. Come on. And then I'll look for an emote.
00:40:03
Speaker
Yep. I'm going to tell you, the next thing I want is a Scout from Dragon Ball Z. That's what I want. Just to get everyone's power level and just be like, yeah. I want to find an emote that does like the iconic, like hold the lightsaber up in the air, like Luke Skywalker. Oh, there's definitely that emote. There definitely is there. I would have just like, bended old wolves and done like a He-Man and just gone, I have the power. Just like holding up a lightsaber. So what else do you want to do?
00:40:27
Speaker
I just realized we've, we've pinged, we've pinged the thing in the library. That means we can fast travel straight back now. I was worried for a second going like, yeah, we'll ping here. That's what I'm thinking. We'll ping here. But also I was worried for a second. Like we need a button possible. So.
00:40:43
Speaker
So now paying is basically you do the travel without having to watch it. So you still take a day to get back because that's how you got the day to get there. So that still happens, but you're just immediately there. It doesn't seem like a day, but it has. But we did we did do our ping here, right?
00:41:02
Speaker
Yes, I believe so. But the teleporting is instant. So if you figure out a way to instantly travel there and paint it, then you can do that. But so you instantly or instantly you take a day to travel back. Let's ask somebody first if they know there's a portal that takes us back to. Oh, yes. Oh, you. Who do I point at? Do you see a guy with a moon shaped head?
00:41:25
Speaker
Hey, hey Moon, do you happen to know where the, if there's a portal to get back to the library in this area? You see. And I'm going to roll persuasion. Okay, go ahead. I'm waiting for him. How he talks. I bet he talks so well. 14, please. Please. My persuasion is please. Please. He's like, like, um,
00:41:53
Speaker
and he's not a human oh great fantastic with me another freaking you see in the text he's like you see like a text thing instead and it's like sorry microphone broken you need to figure out where the teleporter is by yourselves bye
00:42:09
Speaker
Okay, I'm going to roll inside to see if I know where the teleporter is. Come on. 20, please. No. Okay. I rolled a 19 again. Same here. 1119. What the heck? I keep rolling 19s.
00:42:23
Speaker
I know you're wasting your roles for combat, their competitions. It doesn't work that way, Jesse. It's also precision. No, it doesn't work that way. You cannot waste a role. It's the same. Oh, you can. You can. Nope. Nope. We're wounded for the life, mate. It's probability. So you, do you go, do you go back to your ping in the library? Yes. Lee is saying yes. He jumps. Yes. Yes. I'm going. I'm gone. Yeah. Six days of health. Let's go. Yep. Six days and four.
00:42:52
Speaker
No one decided to get health. No one decided to know. Well, I mean, extra. That's true. But like I and I can heal with my ring with lay on hands, but I can't increase the amount of HP, right?
00:43:09
Speaker
pizza doesn't give temp. No, no, no. Specifically spells would get tell that you get temp HP. It's like, if you get, if you do like feast hero's feast, you get temp HP. But what we do before, before we get into this portal, then I'll just like brandish out pizza, but it's given.
00:43:27
Speaker
There you go. And enjoy eating tasty slices. And guess what guys, if you, you can't overeat this, so you can just shove pizza in your pocket and put in your, your item slots. So if you're taking damage, you can stop eat some pizza and just keep going. Right.
00:43:45
Speaker
great so do you guys pocket how many slices let's say one pizza probably 12 slices 12 slices you guys get 12 slices in uk here's like you can get 12 slices number of slices changes by the the size of the yeah i'm going to go in a fortnight pizza that's what i'm going off my math here i played enough i played enough fortnight there's six pieces each let's say
00:44:11
Speaker
It is the best meme ever, just running around with a pizza box. We each get six pizzas or pizza slices. Slices. Slices. Six slices. Infinite pizza. And each slice gives you one health. Oh, I think it was, I don't remember what it was. Let's just say a D4. Each slice gives you a D4. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now I want to ask people, or I want to observe those going into the portal. Okay. And is there anyone coming out?
00:44:40
Speaker
Yeah, you see a surfer dude with a shark guy coming out. Does he have the key or? No, no key. Okay, then I want to. You can see, you can see on the list. No one has done. No one has got the first key yet. Okay. So I want to ask the surfer dude. Hey, super surfer. Hey, how was the, how was the challenge? What happened?
00:45:07
Speaker
Tubular, man. It was so sick. We went, whoa. And then, whoa. And then, dude. And then, yeah. Tell me exactly what happened in there. And I want to roll persuasion. Yeah, dude. We like. No, exactly what happened. And I'm going to roll persuasion. You're going to get on my emote wheel. And I'm going to get out a pocket watch and just look at it going like we're talking to these people. I feel like that would have to be like insight or like cipher. Eighteen persuasion.
00:45:34
Speaker
I would say he still says the same thing, but if you did like, yeah, like insight or before, before that point, all or like, I don't know, arcana, arcana nature of nature. 15 for insight. I rolled a 19 for insight. What are these 19?
00:45:55
Speaker
Yeah. So you got both of you would get this really it basically his hand motions are like he's jumping over something. And then he's also like bending back. So it looks like he's like, like basically jumping over something and then bending under something. And then he like falls back and that's the gist of it. Like you're understanding that it's a jumping, jumping duck kind of game.
00:46:20
Speaker
But not the actual instructions of like first jump, then under. No, no, no. And he does kind of like, do like he was surfing kind of motion thinking there is water involved.
Challenge Begins: Jumping and Ducking Obstacles
00:46:32
Speaker
What do you guys do? Do you want to wait for more information? Oh, no, I'd rather do. If I hear these surfer guys, just literally listen to them, it's like... Okay, Lee jumps in. Anyone else? Yep, we're going in. Okay, so what you see is, let's say as you guys enter it,
00:46:52
Speaker
you see this hammer pan out from your portal around and it's like you're in a cage and it's like a tower and you're at the bottom of this tower. Well what you think is the bottom. Well behind you is this pool and if you look down the spiral continues down but it's underwater.
00:47:13
Speaker
but as it pans up it sees like you see this uh obviously the things you need to jump and duck underneath and you see this crowd watching and these lights just flapping around so the water will be rising yes immediately jump into it and be like jump
00:47:28
Speaker
Can I just do an insight really quick? You just jump into the water. No, no. Like jump to the next, like to the next one. Jump into the game and. But you have one second to do something and the game's going to stick. I want to do insight. If you get into the water, do you die? Or like, how do, how did the people get out without dying? Okay. So, so roll insight for me. That's six. Yeah. No, you don't know. That's with advantage. Yeah. That's the same thing. Yeah. You don't know. You're not sure. Okay.
00:47:57
Speaker
just like the true gamer I am, I just go on my emote wheel and I find like Wario and I'm like, oh, there I am. And then I just do the evil laugh of, and then I'm ready to go. So you guys are basically in a row at this point, there's a starting line and there's three of you and then another three. And you hear
00:48:18
Speaker
Let's do a group emote really quick too. You see the light turn red. You pick the thing. Go for it. You pick it quick. Okay. Hands in, then like a ball game. No team. No sports team. Yellow. And then green. And the first thing I'm going to need is an act. I will say either athletics or acrobatic jumping for this one. Oh, I needed that. 24.
00:48:48
Speaker
16. 14. Okay, you all pass. So the jump happened, you pass that one, and you move forward a little bit, like two steps. And you see, you guys aren't fully in the water. You're about like, kind of like two steps forward, two steps back. So if you go two steps back, you get into the water. Not submerged fully, but like your knees are basically, and it's just going to be impossible for you to run.
00:49:11
Speaker
But then you see the three next to you, one of them obviously just jumps no problem. It's like this, this Skeletor guy. And then you see this Pac-Man dude, he gets hit by the bar and he gets knocked back a foot. And this we call Dalek also gets hit and gets pushed back. We're standing next to Skeletor, a Dalek, and Miss Pac-Man. That's amazing.
00:49:40
Speaker
The next one is a... It's gonna be a jump again. If you guys think of what this game might be, let us know. Once you've thought of it. Oh, there we go. What'd you get? Eight. Twenty-nine. Whoa, not a natural 20?
00:49:58
Speaker
Nice, natural 20. Second jump, it's only down here. Lee, as you jump, you notice there's a button as you jump, like three down, and with the natural 20, you know the next one's a duck, and the one after that's a jump.
00:50:15
Speaker
So you get advanced like triple advantage to do those. Six, eight. Eight. Eight fails. So you take the bar, the bar like basically like pixelates through you. You take the hit and you take two damage. And 29, I would say you probably get a similar one. You don't see the button, but you do see that you jump and you duck the next two.
00:50:39
Speaker
we've got to get to the so is the button no it's it's on the top of this row this this okay okay where you're at so so let's do it again oh and you move back a foot so the two feet you went forward you move back so i can i can i can bring up the so you both move again two feet forward do you guys move two feet forward to be
00:51:01
Speaker
So I'm going to bring up our tab while we're running to, so obviously get to the next thing. Cause obviously we're running and do whatever I bring up in our private chat thing in our clan sex to obstacle. Oh, cool. Okay. They know what's going on. Cause obviously the beat is back. I don't want to yell at Skeletor and whoever's next to us giving them bloody ideas. I'll do it. Well, if you do that, I'm going to say you lose your extra advantage. I'm fine with that. It's like every second. So you type it. I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Okay.
00:51:29
Speaker
Next one's jump, go ahead, roll, everyone. Would you get loot? 1, not 20, but then the other one's 5. 16. 10. And barely makes it.
00:51:39
Speaker
It's that light saber. She's like looking at it. At least I have a plus one to my athletics. It's good. Hey, you take it where you can. So Davida, you see kind of stumbles over it. Oh, and obviously the Pac-Man actually makes the next one and sort of Skeletor, but the Dalek also misses that one. So they are basically in the water.
00:52:04
Speaker
What's happening? And this time the Dalek basically just gets hit again and just falls into the water and it sucks into this whirlpool and dies. But the other two jump again. Did you say you got a natural 20, Luke? So you see this button as well? Yeah, that's it. That's all you can do.
00:52:31
Speaker
He doesn't know the one after that. Yeah. So now this one is a duck. Yes. Yeah. So you, you definitely know this one's a duck. And then he knows the next one too. Right. Sure. Yeah. You know, you know, the next one is another duck. Hey, wouldn't knowing the rules lawyer, the head, the, the things ahead of time, give you an advantage.
00:52:52
Speaker
Yes, they do. They have triple advantage here. That's why I said triple advantage. Oh, what'd you guys get? Seven. Seven. Okay. That's fine. I knew it was coming as well. I got a D20. Natural 20. A natural 20. Nice. Okay.
00:53:07
Speaker
30, 22. 30, 22. Okay, so Luke, you're kind of getting used to this. Duck, easy. Devita, you see the button as well. You guys are so close. And it's good that you all see it, and you all know exactly where it is. And I know the next one is duck, and the one after that is a button. Another jump.
00:53:28
Speaker
Okay, and I'm gonna type that on our thing. If you're gonna type it, you lose your advantage. Just the one extra advantage. Yeah, the one extra advantage. Yeah. And Lee, you move back one and take two damage.
00:53:39
Speaker
As of right now, the button is literally on this wrap, on this row. So the swirl, there's a pole in the middle that you're running alongside, and it's on the pole, it's the button. So I can see the pole because I was looking. You all can see the pole now, and you can all see the button. Could I use my Mega Man blaster to shoot? You possibly can, but you basically missed this next hit.
00:54:04
Speaker
Oh, okay. Yeah, and because you're focusing for yeah, we can jump the last one and hit the button and And then you have to roll an attack. Gotcha. Okay, so the other two you want to I mean, it's done. Oh, it's done. Yeah, it's done. Yeah, it's done. Yeah
00:54:26
Speaker
Ryan Miller. Nine. Is the one that I'm jumping to the one with the button? To the one, yeah. The one you're jumping to is the one with the button. So if I have a 34, is that enough to get there and push the button? If one of them is also a nat 20. Yes, if it's a nat 20, yes. But at the same time, I'm going to need the attack that Lee was going to do. So what did you get above attack?
00:54:50
Speaker
yeah i got 18 18 so you hit the button and then luke really hits the button did i not like the duck you take two damage again leave and take another step back do i get do i get damage because you you skip that jump by shooting oh okay all right yeah that duck by shooting yeah did i miss it too because you got hit as well and and you got it and you got two damage again
00:55:20
Speaker
ouch i've lost a third of my life okay poop on a stick it looked cool though because i fired my blaster for the first ever so when when you've done that the water lowered by two two arrows two sections we hit the button does the button stay down or does it return back up
00:55:38
Speaker
No, the button stays down. I was just like, guys, I'm just going to spam this one. I was like, I was just going to stand here and be like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Yeah. You and me had the same idea, Luke. You and me spam this button and be like, it's going to get up there as quickly as possible. Cool. Okay. Next one is a jump. I believe. Oh no, it's so bad. It's a 19. It's just casual. Oh, it's so bad. I got 37. That's a dirty 20 for me. Dirty 20. Nice. 17 for me.
00:56:06
Speaker
17. So you all pass the Vita. You can see that the next one over because of dirty 20, you can see the next one over after the one that's coming. So yeah, so you just jump. So then it duck and another duck. I know that next year. Yeah. Okay. And then do I know, hold on. Before I text something in, do I know what happened to the behind us?
00:56:31
Speaker
so pac-man is like almost gonna fall through but at the same time they're more spaced because they're they're they're further behind you guys but Skeletor is also slightly behind he's he's like starting to breathe harder but he's staying with you guys yeah pac-man is okay though then i'll type it in duck chuck okay
00:56:53
Speaker
Yeah. Someone yell goose in the car out. It's a duck. If you take goose, you lose that advantage. No, you don't.
00:57:04
Speaker
I've lost what it is. Okay. So a duck, keep going. It's a vanguard right now. If we didn't have this dead, so bad. Okay. 16. 18. 18. Look at UK. Only 18. Great. So you guys duck really well and you guys are getting up there. So now you're kind of looking at the next section above. And so you can see the next section. So you're now three sections away from the water. It's a hell of a fall. So three say we've got some, we've got some time till the water gets to us, but also at the same time, it's like, oof.
00:57:33
Speaker
Right. So now the next one's a duck. Next one's okay. What if I wanted to pause and eat a pizza? I wouldn't get it. You take the head. So yeah, there's no point. There's no advantage is so key in this. Chaotic smart. Good job, guys. Good job. Good job. Rolling as a squad. That's 16.
00:57:54
Speaker
1728 so for the record i'm glad i have this because if i failed then i would have automatically died so yeah this is the only time i would have been like fine with because i'm ready to take this but i thought you had more health now you don't just have one health because you leveled up yeah i also roll a d6 i think
00:58:12
Speaker
oh yeah so yeah i don't remember what it was though i don't know but you don't have only one hit point now oh maybe you only have two that's right i think it was just two yeah so you only have two hit points so yeah so it's literally just hit by one of these things he dies
00:58:28
Speaker
Okay. So with that, Luke, you see the next one. You can see the next three, let's say. So the next one's. Oh, none of them are not 20. I understand. Okay. Duck, a jump, a duck, and another jump. Now here's where it's going to get a little bit more harder. Actually, I used to roll. Wait, he knows what's next? Yeah, he knows what's next.
00:58:51
Speaker
And it's disadvantage if I text it, or? It's disadvantage if you text. So Skeletor is kind of with you. But you get three for a day. You live in the dream. Like, you don't have to roll the dice three times. But he cannot get hit once. You cannot see Pac-Man. Or Mrs. Pac-Man. You cannot see Mrs. Pac-Man. Skeletor is somewhat behind you. Did we hear the wha-wha if she died?
00:59:13
Speaker
Oh, sure. But I mean, actually you're pretty far away. So no, you don't get it. But it is there. What were the next ones? There was a, there was a, I don't know. Sure. I'll tell you. Yeah. For my disadvantage. Now here is where it gets harder. So what you're going to have to do is you're going to have to roll your model or whatever modify you want.
00:59:40
Speaker
twice so you're using your advantage to so you're only rolling basically one for one jump or duck one for another jumper duck so you're now it's rolling flat what okay so now we don't get advantage on these no advantage anymore even if it's part of the item if if it's part of the item that's different
00:59:58
Speaker
But not for us. Yeah, you can't use as a client. Your client thing is fine. But if you roll above a 20, you can offer to help another player. Okay. Just innately or at this event? No, innately. Use it as a reaction rather than...
01:00:18
Speaker
This is, this is the next section that we don't get. No, no triple. If you get advantage, it's you get advantage. So what you're going to do now is give me two roles, one for the next two that are coming up.
01:00:35
Speaker
Oh, oh yeah. And I'll just say right now, Skeletor has fallen down. So we need to give you two rolls. Yes. So it doesn't matter which order, just give me two rolls. So my first one was a five. Okay. And then my next one is a 20.
01:00:53
Speaker
Okay, so what we'll do now, because it's just the start of this section, is basically you get hit by that first one, and then the natural 20 brings you just back up to where you were. So you got hit, so you get the two points obviously hit, and then
01:01:14
Speaker
you catch up again and so you can also see but the natural 20 the next one after the jump oh no the next after the duck coming up is a another duck now i will say if you text you lose that role now yeah there's no gonna do that we can't do that now
01:01:34
Speaker
Can we yell it? Yeah, you can yell it. No one else is. Yeah, because the whole team's dead. The other team is dead. So we can just yell stuff now. So I'll just yell it. The next one is going to be after the jump is a duck. Okay. No, it's a duck duck. So the jump. Duck. It's a jump, dunk, duck, duck. Yes. Jump, duck, duck. I knew that already, but. Yes. Yes. For some reason, I absolutely thought it was a jump. I must have crossed off the wrong one. Whoops. Keeping notes.
01:01:58
Speaker
Okay. So next one, our next two. Oh yeah. What did you get? A 16, I mean a 17 and an 18. 17, 18. Okay. So you pass those two and then Luke. 21 and 34. Yes. You, you, you skip, you skip over. Like you're, you're so far ahead now. Like these guys. They don't get the client advantage.
01:02:20
Speaker
I'm going to let you know. Can you just literally just hit the button to stop these things from coming at us? Can you just keep going? No one has looked at anything else. Has no one ever thought, Luke, because you're so far ahead, just get to the top already or something. Just try and get to the top. Sure. Yeah, I'll do that. Good plan. So the next one is a duck.
01:02:42
Speaker
And I'll say for you, Luke, the next one is a jump. But do they get advantage because I rolled two that were above 20? Yeah. You can shout it back at them. So that, so for you, you basically did two extra, you did an extra duck and then now you're doing it. So you can tell them those. That my character was said, I don't even do it at this point. I'm just, I had to bring them advantage on their next role to be like, okay, wait, I'm just rolling once, right? Yeah. You just rolled that once. What did you get? Net 20. Right.
01:03:12
Speaker
And what'd you get, Lee? And we needed to roll twice, correct? Yeah, no, just this one. Oh, no, yeah, twice. Twice to get to where Luke was and then Luke's just there. I gave you advantage. And then an 18. Okay, cool. So I'll just reroll. My second one was... Did I see any more buttons, by the way? Same result. You haven't looked...
01:03:30
Speaker
You're just running. I know, but you just gave me, you gave Luke or somebody a, oh, you see a button when you had a nat 20. One of us rolled a nat 20. Yes. That was, that was, that was, that was the first natural 20. You have to actually spend time to look.
01:03:49
Speaker
Oh, okay. Okay. Now you're just looking at the opposite. Okay. So if I take a disadvantage, or is it an action? If you look, you get hit. Okay. Yeah. Others can look. Yeah. I got, I got 18 for my first one, but then the second one, I got five. So I take another two.
01:04:07
Speaker
Yeah. You get taken to the two. So then the next two that are coming are a jump, a jump. And for you, Luke, I'll do another two, a duck and a duck. So I want, yeah, Davida Lee to do theirs with flat. And then you do yours with 16, 16 and five. Okay.
01:04:31
Speaker
18 18 and then 10 10 okay you pass you pass both I'm debating you take two damage 10 oh yeah I have how much do you have I got over 20 you have roll maybe you roll no you're too far ahead I mean even if then
01:04:47
Speaker
So here's a strategy,
Health Management and Team Coordination
01:04:49
Speaker
Davida. This is what I thought of doing at one point. You've all got three slices of pizza remaining. Technically, that's a D4. The most you can get on it. Obviously, if you get a two, you can take a three here. If you get a four, you get like two health back. So you might want to risk it, but then the problem is if you only have two health remaining and then you get a one on that, you're left on one health and then it's literally just dice gods help. Like it's bad.
01:05:13
Speaker
But I will say as well, Luke is now on almost the final section. Quick question. What did you talk, when you said about like helping each other out, what did that mean? So Luke is too far ahead to help you now. Okay. But YouTube, you can, so if you roll above a 20, that means you can give the person advantage that's with you. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. If we're just eating pizza, we can run and jump and eat pizza though.
01:05:42
Speaker
Yes, but you'd probably do a disadvantage. Okay. So eating pizza doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to get hit. No, but if you are looking for something. Wait a minute. You've got a healing ring. I have a lay on hand, but isn't that just for other people? No, you can use it on yourself. But wouldn't that also take a... Well, you can touch yourself. It's an object interaction.
01:06:08
Speaker
I don't know. I just figured you say an action. You can touch yourself and heal yourself is easy. I thought like it's an action. So technically I wouldn't be able to do it. No, it's a reaction. Yeah, it's a reaction. There you go. See, I got you back. I got you back. Okay. So I don't know how that works. That's what I'm doing. It's literally you, you have a certain amount of health you can give out and that health replenishes per day and that you can just give up to that amount every, every time, but not both your max. Yeah.
01:06:38
Speaker
level times five. I have no idea. I haven't looked at it. I think like if it's, if it's copying paladin, it is popping paladin level times five. Okay. I don't know what you're saying. I have no idea. So your level is a level three times five. So you have 15 health points. Wait, what?
01:06:58
Speaker
yeah you can give out 15 health points okay i was like i have 15 health points no you don't have no no no no so this is what happens so your ring your ring level three yeah so your ring basically gives you five hp but then you times that by your level thank you so then 15 so you can heal yourself english thank you
01:07:19
Speaker
Just remember to touch myself to heal myself, please. Use the plumbus. Then you're good. Use the plumbus. Yeah. So that should be your next item. The next two. What did you get then Luke? You said above 20. Uh, for the last one. Yeah. I got 28 for the last one. So that doesn't heal anybody. No. For this one that I'm jumping is 31. 31. Okay. Great. You are flying.
01:07:45
Speaker
Uh, question. So if I'm using this, I can use it however many times I want, just not as long as you go up to 15. Okay. So I think I'll just heal myself for two, just because I don't want to get hit by this next one and not die. But you know, I don't want to give myself too much help if I need to give it to other people later.
01:08:06
Speaker
Okay. Cool. Easy. Well, what's your max health? Eight. Well, just heal yourself fully. So you keep yourself. And then you have seven. Yeah. And then you got seven to remain. Yeah, but that might, I might need it later. Yeah. But I've also got pizza. We have pizza. Like I love it. I love my pizza guy. He came in clutch.
01:08:25
Speaker
But I'll just give myself more health again if I get hurt on the next side. Okay, there's a jump and a duck coming up. But you guys have two ducks. So you guys are behind Luke by at least two of the spins. So Luke can shout that behind. Yeah. Duck, duck. You guys get advantage with those. So you get a jump and a duck coming up, Luke. Okay. Oh, God. Yeah, we're good. 13 and 19.
01:08:51
Speaker
13, 19, cool. You passed. 13, 16. Pass. 35. 35. And? Rolling twice. 24. Okay, cool. I'll say at this point, you are at the style section, like almost touch the top. So now, no advantage, just flat roll. For everyone? No, just for him. Oh, thank gosh.
01:09:13
Speaker
So then, so for you guys, it's a jump and a duck. Oh, and I'm not going to remind you, Luke, whatever it is from now on, you just need to remember. And so if you decide, so I'm going to ask you if you're going to jump or duck that's, and you tell me the wrong one, you get hit.
01:09:32
Speaker
Okay. So what'd you get? Jump for a dirty 20. Okay. And? Only twice. Yeah. I said two. All right. Ducking for 16. 16. Okay. Cool. You pass both. And what'd you guys get? 16 and 11. 16 and 11? Do you? A 13 and 19. 13, 19? Okay. More and more intense. You cool? It's like, oh yeah, this is all fun. And then you start realizing your health getting shipped away. You're like, nope, every jump is terrifying.
01:09:59
Speaker
Have we reached where Luke is yet? Or do how many jumps do we have already? You are like one away from getting to the section where he basically jumped over. He just skipped over the whole section. What he's doing, is it going to be the same? Are we going to be able to know what he knows? No, you're too far. You're a whole section off.
01:10:23
Speaker
So he can't tell us what he's getting? No. He can, but it's gonna be... It's gonna be different by the time we get it. Yeah, it'll definitely be different. So, Luke, you get a duck and a jump. I thought there was only one. No, no, I said one more section. Oh, one more section, okay. And you guys get a jump and a jump.
01:10:42
Speaker
That first jump is going to be the first part of our next, I mean, the second jump is going to be the first part of the next part, right? Yes. No, no. So Luke literally with his 30s skipped an entire section. Oh. Yeah. So that's why I'm giving you different ones than what I told him. Okay. 19 and 20. 30, 20. Okay. 19, 30, 20. Cool. 18, 15. 15. Cool. 31, 20. Do I know what's coming next then?
01:11:11
Speaker
You wouldn't be able to hear him at this point. He's, I know I rolled a dirty 20 though. Oh yeah. With a dirty 20, you would know that the jump, a jump, and I'll even give you a third one. And another jump is coming. Did you just have to do two jumps and three jumps, but there are three jumps coming. So you have an advantage for those three. And I'm telling that to Lee as well. Cool.
01:11:33
Speaker
Luke, what did you roll? 31 for ducking and 28 for ducking. He's just like, really? So Luke, you are like at the final tip of this spiral and you see a button on a pedestal.
01:11:50
Speaker
you need one more thing, one more jump to do it or one more one more activity to do it so there is a jump coming towards you and then you guys get that jump obviously and then there was two jumps after that no so you already did two jumps and now you have this extra jump that davida told you so you get advantage on that jump and then there's a duck coming so what'd you guys get 18 and 10
01:12:12
Speaker
1810. Cool. Pass. 1860. Cool. Pass. Now you guys are on the final section. Okay, so this is where we have to remember what it is. And Luke, what'd you get? 35. One of which is a... Okay. What? For ducking. But can I... No, I only said... I only said one, and you ducked. What? All you had to do is one more. I did. One more. Yeah, I did. 45. You said duck. Now I said one jump.
01:12:39
Speaker
no freaking way are you absolutely kidding me we run that 20 can i no you still ducked fudge no way that just happens so luke you get hit by this for two damage like how much have to you and that's it right yeah
01:13:05
Speaker
no that's worse than the shark platform oh my god that is worse than the shark oh gosh it's about the same thing actually yeah it's kind of but i mean you get a key with this one so no
01:13:19
Speaker
Oh man, okay. So you guys, you guys reached the final section and you see Luke's feet just pixelate. And I think the feet have fainted. No, I lost my dice. I was going to say there's one next to your water bottle, but I don't think you can roll that. That's what happens when you're playing around with it. Okay, so Luke, you pick your next character.
01:13:43
Speaker
That sucks. No. And you guys have a jump coming up and a duck. So now you need to remember what I said and no advantage. What'd you get, Lee? So I got a 10 and then I got a nine. Okay. So you take two damage. Yeah. I'm on. 13 and three. 13, three. You take two damage. Okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Why did you show it? The first one, what did you do? I jumped and then the second one I ducked. Okay. Jumped and then ducked. Okay. Great.
01:14:12
Speaker
Okay, I am going to lay on hands, give myself two. So how many? Yeah, I might need health. And I'm going to touch Lee for two or no. Yeah. I'll give him four just in case. Okay, so four and four. So there's eight. And the next one is a duck and the gel. Okay, guys. Okay.
01:14:38
Speaker
Okay. 15 and 20, 30, 20, 15, 30, 20. Nice. So I got 15 on the duck, which was the first one. And then I got a 10 on the jump, which was the second. And what do you, what did you do? Sorry for what to say. It's okay. With, and with the dirty 20, you don't get any bonuses anymore. It's literally just flat.
01:14:58
Speaker
We just start giving fingers to the crowd because they're mocking us. Yeah. You hear this crowd cheering for you guys. They were like, you heard the hugest gas when Luke just disintegrated. It disintegrates a rude word. Oh, pixelated. Disintegrating. And a jump. And what did.
01:15:17
Speaker
Is this the last two or are we still up a little bit more? 13 and 12. What did you do first? First I ducked. I got a three on the duck and then I got a 10 on the jump. Okay. So you get hit by the duck and then you pass. And it's like different platforms that are along the wall. Yeah. Yeah. It's literally like a runway that's going up like in a spiral kind of almost sounds like full space in the middle. It's a pillar in the middle. Okay. I guess we couldn't climb that.
01:15:48
Speaker
I mean, it's spinning along with it. So the
Concluding the Challenge and Reflections
01:15:51
Speaker
dream. All right. So the next one's a jump and a duck. Well, I jumped 30, 20. I ducked 19 on the jump 12 on the duck. Cool. Great. And so you both are saying that there's one more left.
01:16:07
Speaker
I pick up Luke's dropped items. He only has gold there. Can we, can we run over the gold and it automatically collects? Yeah. Can we, can we, can we grab, like, if we walk over them, does they just immediately snap to us kind of like in Fortnite? Yeah, exactly. So the next one is going to be a duck. That's the last one. Yep. Just a duck. Okay. Okay. I can, if I take this hit, I'm fine. I live. It's just the embarrassed fuck.
01:16:36
Speaker
I got eight on the duck. The final one. Oh my gosh. I jinxed myself. I can see the finish line. Three. Three. Okay. So you both get hit. And another one is a duck. It's coming at you. You didn't make it. So you went back. So I'm going to, uh, you, how much, you have two now, Lee? I've got two. Yes. I'm going to touch you for two and I'm going to touch me for two.
01:17:05
Speaker
If I can do perception automatically, do I get advantage to myself on these jumpings and duckings? What do you mean I'm automatically like your omnipotent? Like I'm trying to see what's like the easiest thing for me to do and then do this as quickly as possible just to get rid of it. Like probably off screen as well. And I'm describing one that I already did. Would Luke need to get the key if he's part of our clan? That means we've got it, right? Yeah. So Luke won't need to do it. We'll see.
01:17:32
Speaker
Oh, we'll see. I see how it is. We'll see. Gosh, we haven't even made it yet. All right. Let's see. If, if they did, I get it automatically. Yeah. Oh, okay. We've just got to make this thing. We got this. So Jess, I got an 11 and it was a duck. I got a 20 and a duck.
01:17:50
Speaker
Yeah, you both got it. So you pass the platform and you're on the stable platform with a button on it. I go to my, I go to my email where you push the button. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I want to do it together. I just want to find it. So literally we're on the top. There's no hazards in sight. We're on top of the thing. Yeah. I basically do the email wheel as we walk up Cooley to jump for my love.
01:18:19
Speaker
jump in and then I want Davida and me to hold hands together and push down on the thing like Ninja Warrior or something. Okay. Great. So you push it and you exit the game and a shark eats you and you're dead. There we go. Good job. That's what I was waiting for. What were you going to say if I just pressed it by myself?
01:18:41
Speaker
We left the game. That's it. Oh, I would have have to do it, but I wanted it as a team effort. Wow. Well, that's not it. Okay. So you, you get 400 gold. And what did I get? Did I get a hundred from Luke or what? Oh, yeah. Should we put that a hundred in the kit? Yeah. And the shared gold. Yeah. Yeah. So fallen comrades, the comrade fund, we should call it. Somebody roll perception for me. Who's got a better perception? Uh, I don't, I don't have any bonuses.
01:19:10
Speaker
I think it'd be difficult for me to perceive whatever you guys are doing. I would say it's pretty easy. You look up at the scoreboard and you still don't see anybody, any name.
01:19:20
Speaker
I'm just going to go to my emo. I find the emo of a guitar being smashed and I find the guitar I look and I'm just smashing this guitar on the ground just so angrily.
01:19:41
Speaker
Absolute. Gonna use a British word here. You prick. I can't believe that just happened. That's amazing. Oh, I'm so annoyed, but also- And the portal's still there and people are going in and out of it. Oh, you totally want disappointment. Absolute fungus. Oh, okay. I'm gonna call it there.
01:20:05
Speaker
I'm so
Session Wrap-Up and Farewell
01:20:06
Speaker
disappointed. So yeah, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for playing. It's a lot of fun. You know, it's all fun and games, right? I hope you enjoyed that. And listeners, just stick around for next time to where they figure out my game.
01:20:21
Speaker
Yeah, thanks for listening. I'll hand it over to Davida if she wants to speak. She's racist. She's speechless. Yeah. Thanks. Check out our website, rollingacrossupon.com. We're using our episodes. And check out our merch page, which you can access in our website and our Patreon if you'd like to help us get real money. And follow us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.
01:20:46
Speaker
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