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Jumanji Part 3
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The RATP cast is having problems communicating probably because one of them is a tree but will they make it? Only the dice know.
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Transcript
Introduction and Medigames Segment
00:00:13
Speaker
Hey everyone, welcome back to Rollie Cresta Pawns. We're calling this segment Medigames. I'm your GM Jesse and I am a stickler for made-up rules. Yeah, let's go.
Lee's Sobriety Confession
00:00:26
Speaker
Hi guys, I'm Lee. To be honest, I couldn't remember most of the Jumanji episodes because I was quite drunk on most of them. So I'm sober for this one. So let's see how it goes and see if I can remember what's going on.
00:00:38
Speaker
Yeah, no party in for Lee on a Sunday night this time for recording. Got work in the morning.
Character Banter and Humor
00:00:44
Speaker
So, let's have some fun and hopefully I won't get killed by those plants from Mario, shall we say. I'm a tree Jesse, I can't talk. You can do it, do it to yourself.
00:00:59
Speaker
How do I do that as a tree? Hi, Sam. Hi, my name is Sam. I am a tree. Thank you, Jesse. I am Groot. That's what you should say.
Davita's Dangerous House
00:01:15
Speaker
Yeah, I'm Sam and I'm currently a tree. Why couldn't he be a talking tree? I mean, he's not a talking tree.
00:01:22
Speaker
Why can't it be a talking tree? Why can't it be a talking tree? I get told I can't be a talking tree. Yeah, I get I told I have to talk. We're playing a board game where animals are trying to kill us and loads of other crazy stuff. So why can't it be a tree? Oh my god. Wait till I read the intro really long. Yeah, we do.
00:01:41
Speaker
Hi, I'm Davita. This is my house and we it's becoming a death trap. So I'm just here to help. I'm not playing the game, but I'll do all I can to have my house not kill you. Hi, I'm Luke.
Character Descriptions and Logo Discussion
00:01:57
Speaker
I'm going to be playing a level zero barbarian human. What? It can't be a barbarian. It's level zero. You're probably, you're negative one barbarian. There you go.
00:02:20
Speaker
It would be very Canadian to just be like pacifism.
00:02:30
Speaker
It's inherently in your genes. You don't get that over time. What about codes? I just realized something. What? That the logo has an American flag and a UK flag, but doesn't have a Canadian flag. I've been talking to you about this for weeks. Wait, what? I've already mentioned this to you already.
Recap of Chaotic Previous Session
00:02:53
Speaker
I am positive I mentioned this to you.
00:02:57
Speaker
No. I'm sorry we haven't represented Canada in our logo yet. Thank you. I finally feel appreciated. I've been trying to tell Jesse about this for years. For weeks. You've been saying it in a very Canadian way and therefore he hasn't really got it. Were you like saying, Jesse, I'm really sorry, but there isn't a Canadian flag on the logo? He just said, Jesse, I'm really sorry. Like, I'm sorry.
00:03:26
Speaker
Why, Luke? Just sorry. The rest have been jokes. The rest have been jokes, but that's that's real. I gotta do just randomly message you and say, I'm sorry. He messages me every after every recording. Say, I'm sorry. It is actually something that I will apologize after every single recording to different people, but. Yes, there's no need to apologize for what you do in a game.
00:03:53
Speaker
Okay. I mean, it depends what you do in the game. Let us do a recap of this game before we get too far off the run. Yes, please. I would like to know what's going on. Like, seriously, I would love to know what's going down in Chinatown.
Dire In-Game Situations and Challenges
00:04:09
Speaker
what happened last episode it's very short it's probably gonna be like a half hour episode but basically it all went wrong it was so it was going right it like things were getting easy created a flamethrower episode one uh lee we got outside it was all pretty smooth we were safe and then we have cannibal neighbors we had luke fall into the
00:04:38
Speaker
We have Sam turning into a tree, I became blind, and luckily the board is still with us and we can continue to play. But yeah, it seems like about half the party is kind of, oh and you're trapped, you're almost trapped inside the house with these poisonous plants that are starting to sprout up everywhere. Yeah, it's just turned a corner.
00:05:03
Speaker
and chaos is ensued and the water level is almost hitting your feet and so it is if we fall out of this house we are out for a ride we're just going to be part of like a what's it called then like a log flume ride exactly sounds right yeah exactly so that in a nutshell that's where we are at
00:05:30
Speaker
Luke has just broken out of the roof and is running to the Vita to roll the dice, but that was the end of his turn.
Navigating Chaos and Threats
00:05:41
Speaker
I'm going to make some saves, though, as I did not last episode for our wonderful friends. Oh, but I did do the cannibals, and the cannibals have, I believe there was only one or two left, and so I'll run with the rolls and then one saved.
00:06:01
Speaker
The other one doesn't, so there's only one cannibal left in our area, so they still exist, but they're just not in our area, so they lose connection. Now I will roll for skeleton pretense. Oh my goodness!
00:06:18
Speaker
That makes no sense, but the dog rolled a natural 20, so it's fine. It's the lowest in the, actually on the roll, disadvantage because it's still okay. One of the skeletons, or two of the skeletons, have flown off, so we have one human skeleton, one dog skeleton, underneath, and one cannibal across the road trying to figure out how to not die.
00:06:45
Speaker
And it is... It is Sam's turn. Oh no, it's my turn. It's my turn. I'm just gonna search for this rope and hopefully not fall off the ceiling or off the roof of the house. Okay. Actually, what I'll do... You know what? I'm gonna do it and if I roll a natural one, then I'll fall off. Otherwise, if I find it, I find it. If I don't, then I'm just gonna be staying in one area and tapping around myself.
00:07:15
Speaker
Oh my gosh, I thought that was a one. It was a seven. Okay, I don't find anything, but I remember where I hope Lee is still near me to say, Lee, Lee, I can't see. There's a rope near me. Can you roll this to get you to let me help me out here? Now, while you're saying this, do I look at you?
00:07:41
Speaker
Yeah, you're right at the window. Okay, so I see you with no, like how, how described was Hamillike? Have you, have your eyes glossed over? Or like, is it like the mummy, like there is no eyes there? Like, what are we looking at? No, he has eyes. Oh, he has eyes, but they're just like glazed over, should we say. Yeah. And they're just completely white. Okay. Yeah, sure. We'll say that. I don't know. It's not, it's not my creation. You're the one that made that mistake. Yeah. Yeah, we'll say it's just, yeah, glazed over.
00:08:13
Speaker
three sorry bro i look at you and i freak out i'm like i don't know where the rope is i don't know where your eyes are
00:08:21
Speaker
We really have to roll investigation to find a rope That's like it's right there. I mean all you want. I don't know where it is and he doesn't know where it is
00:08:41
Speaker
I'm freaking out But it's not and he's freaking out I'm holding on to like a super soak of flamethrower right now I'm freaking out that my friend has no eyes like I'm freaking out. He has eyes
00:08:58
Speaker
They're not there, they're just glazed over. They're like snookables. They're like cataracts. I basically tap around. Have you looked into a guy's eyes with cataracts? It is scary. Dogs? Dogs? Yeah, but people. Human? Human cataracts. That's the wrong podcast, Evita. You are playing a human. We are. We are humans in this one. We are human, no longer dog-bound barbarians.
Strategizing Amidst Setbacks
00:09:25
Speaker
Except for Luke, who's a negative one. So that's me. I'm just like tapping around. I don't know. I don't want to move. I'm staying put and it's Sam's turn. Who's a tree. This does not count as your skipped turn. This is initiative. This is not Jumanji. So, so this, so your, your turns are skipped in Jumanji, not in the game.
00:09:54
Speaker
Okay. So I will gently stand there waving my branches. Okay. Cause after my turn, the water rises again. Okay. So I was just going to see what number, well, cause I'm not rolling technically, but I'm just, oh, so you're, you're blind until five or nine is rolled. Yes.
00:10:20
Speaker
So I think that we will either all be swept away unless we get to the top of the top of the floor or if I get my raft out. So we either need to get to the next level of the roof because we're just on top of the first level roof right now, the second level roof, we won't be swept away. So we either need to all get up there or get into my raft. So I'll probably get my raft open because
00:10:49
Speaker
give it a free action because it's just pulling core yeah i'm gonna so but i'm also going to tie the rope to it since you couldn't find it again and um the rope no kidding
00:11:06
Speaker
Okay, fair. Do you let me know that you've done the rope? No, it's fine. Hold on, let me see. Where did I... was the rope... I was holding onto the rope, right? We're holding onto it. Okay. I'm going to tie the rope to the end that I'm holding onto the tree.
00:11:24
Speaker
Sam Sam tree, so I'm gonna tie the rope to the tree the other end to the raft and Tell everyone to get in basically we can like roll you can roll when we're in the raft or something like that, but um
00:11:40
Speaker
yeah i think that's you know um i'm just i'm in character you know uh i can't see so you can guide me you know you can grab my hand and pull me places that's that's a heavy helpful thing oh yeah yeah sorry jesse uh okay so uh so i'll i'll kind of like scoot down the the roof carefully so i don't fall into the water and i'll help you into the raft
00:12:10
Speaker
Okay, great. Because I needed to tie the other end. Yeah, I needed to tie the other end to the raft anyway, and you are at the other end of the raft. Exactly. So you grab me and the rope, and you take us in. Cool. With that, roll for the water. Okay. So three more feet, it rises. Now it's at 22 feet. Yes! And that is the upper... We're in trouble. Hold up. We're in trouble.
00:12:40
Speaker
Pull up, pull up, pull up. Okay. So the water started rising from the street, which was 15 feet from the lower floor. Sorry. Okay. And then in order to be actually what, what, where our level is, is actually 30 feet. We're at, we're at 30 feet. So technically it's not as bad as I thought it was, but, but we're in the raft and it's not in the water yet. That's basically awesome. Perfect.
00:13:07
Speaker
And then after my turn next time, it'll actually go down. So I guess we could technically need
Gameplay Confusion and Humor
00:13:11
Speaker
the raft. Well, it's not going to immediately just get wiped away. It'll slowly decrease. Right. Yeah, it'll slowly decrease.
00:13:19
Speaker
But yeah, I only had that anyway. So now it is Lee's turn. Oh no, now it's the insect's turn. And they're going to roll. You closed the door last episode as well, Lee, which was smart. They, you, as you look at me and you look back into the room because you panic, you do see the, the locust wasp thing.
00:13:44
Speaker
These insects pierce through the wood of the door, not breaking it, but they're getting there. I would say it'd probably be another turd or so, and then they break through that.
00:13:58
Speaker
So the other dangerous thing happening in that house? No, the same thing, but they're in separate rooms. The ones that didn't get through the door. So now we can see that they're trying to get through the window. So they're piercing that and still, again, didn't break through it, but still there. Now it's your turn. Okay, so are you outside? I am outside. I'm with Davida in the wrap.
00:14:24
Speaker
Oh, you're in the raft. So you got past those bugs. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm outside. I wanted to make a really bad joke. I got bugs to listen. Bugs to the right here. I'm stuck in the middle of death. Right. I don't know what to do here, guys. We're shouting. Come out the window, Lee. Okay. So if I open the window, how many. The window's already open. The window's already open. The window's already open. Oh, they just didn't get in.
00:14:52
Speaker
No, so they're in the house. Not in the room you're in. Yeah, they're in the room. They're in the house. Oh, okay, okay, okay. But you closed the door before they entered into that room. Yeah. Okay, I thought there was bugs at the window. No, okay, I'll get the heck out of there then, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And these windows close automatically, right? They've got a door, they've got an automatic feature, right? Yeah, like, I'm pretty positive you've got heavy, heavy windows, right, Davida? Right, yeah. This window is being held open also by plants now.
00:15:20
Speaker
oh bugger off plants like why are the pants trying to kill me so okay i you need to roll a deck save in order to pass them let's get better than a three lee that was your first roll of the night okay nat 20 you you gather yourself and how do you jump out this window
00:15:49
Speaker
Okay, okay. I appear from the window and just kind of like the rock in one of the Jumanji movies. Do some like intimidating glare out the window, like super heroic. And then just step out normally and then get to the ref where you guys are at. Just do it really bad. And just say you don't want to go in there, guys. It's like bugs. There's this place, it's bad. Did you close the window? You know what? With the natural 20, you're able to rip it down.
00:16:18
Speaker
Okay, that's good. So yeah, I just, I show you guys this flamethrower I made and literally losing my mind. Like guys, everything's trying to kill us. This is not good. This is not a good idea. You know, you have a chainsaw, right? You could, you could have cut through anything. Yeah. I've had that the whole time.
00:16:36
Speaker
I have amnesia and then basically I do it kind of like I disappear and be like, oh yeah, I do have this. So I just, I am, I'm just going to get, I've got a flamethrower and a chainsaw. Mate, I'm, I'm a space marine. And that'll be the end of my turn. It's hairspray and a lighter. Oh yeah, it is, it's a spray and a lighter. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna just put them in the boat and then just take my, and grip my chainsaw. I completely forget about this and mesmerize that I have a chainsaw. And that's my turn done.
00:17:04
Speaker
Lately forget that, I got that. This is what happens guys, don't do any kind of roleplay while you're drunk. You completely forget about these things. There you go. It's good. Moral of the story, guys. So, now it goes back to the top, which is Luke's turn. Oh wait, I need to roll for the plants. Oh wait, no, who rolled the plants? I think it was Sam actually.
00:17:26
Speaker
Quick question, can trees drown? How long is he a tree? How much water do you give me? Because the plants came when you rolled in the snake eyes. Yeah, but I don't think... Sorry, it was my role on Jumanji. Yeah, it's just an effect. I don't know what the plants do though, because the plants weren't mine.
00:17:49
Speaker
Didn't you? You were the one copying from the actual game? Oh right, it was from the film! It was from the film! It's from the movie! It's a D6 roll to see how much it spreads throughout the
Role Playing and Humorous Interactions
00:18:06
Speaker
house. Am I right about that?
00:18:07
Speaker
Because it's on your turn. Or no, it's on Luke's turn, but it's not Luke's turn. We didn't do it last round, so we're doing it now. So it's probably consume that room, then. And... Tasty? What? Well, you said they consumed the room, and I was wondering if it was Tasty. I don't know their plans. Can I talk to them because I'm a tree? No. Because trees can't talk. Because trees can't talk.
00:18:33
Speaker
How do you know if trees can't talk to other plants? Do you speak plants? Because you are not connected. Your photosynthesis are not coming together. It is Luke's turn. You're crazy people. Trying to move past. Trying to move past my nerdiness and saying trees can communicate, technically. And photosynthesis is technically their feeding process. Moving past that.
00:19:02
Speaker
I'm going to follow Davida and then roll my dice. How on Jumanji? On Jumanji, yeah. I rolled 8. Okay, you rolled 20. Yeah, I got him. Okay. Rolling to D6. So this one is a Davida one. Are you saying it's my turn? It's your turn to say your rhyme or riddle. Okay, got it. Okay.
00:19:27
Speaker
pause for suspense. Okay, sorry. I forgot which one, which ones I've done. You've made me blind, and you've done the water one. I think those are the only two. Those are the only two I did, right? A lovely voice begins to sing. You can't resist her deathly wings.
00:19:47
Speaker
I'm afraid it's going to be like a what do you call it? What do they call it? Siren. Siren. Oh my goodness. But you're the only one who can hear the siren. Interesting.
00:20:09
Speaker
So what does that mean? Like, does he get called somewhere? Does he have to roll intelligence saves? Yes. Which one? Wisdom saves. Wisdom saves? What's the DC? Fifteen, yeah. And if you fail, what happens? Then you start going towards her, basically.
00:20:35
Speaker
You have to you have to follow her basically if you if you don't save. And she's one of the bird sirens, not like a mermaid. She's a heartbeat or like the. Yeah, like like. No, the original the original sirens like mythology, the true sirens with a female's head, but a crow's body or something like that. Oh, OK. I'm pretty sure if you look up siren, that's what you get. Sure. So sometimes mermaids are like that, too. But she's hopping up randomly. Odyssey. Where do they?
00:21:05
Speaker
where does she like fly to so she's she's she's kind of flying in and she's now landed on the giant palm tree that's uh next to the house okay so she's still pretty up high but in order to get to her you would have to go into the water basically what happens if i get just 15 that's the same that's the same that's yeah it's a pass just enough yeah i think it's a pass oh wow but she's still there so she so you're gonna have to roll another save next turn yeah
00:21:35
Speaker
but enough to be like flirting, but like not obsessed. Yeah, exactly. I'm okay for now. You know what?
00:21:49
Speaker
Only I rode better, right? Yeah. Well, you know what I will say, I'm going to hold my turn until after late. And so that means if the skeletons turn, they're going to bash and fall as it hits or damage. One of the doors that's under water? Yeah. Okay. Why is that funny? No, sorry. No, you can't. I just wasn't sure. They're still trying to get into the house. They're trying to get to the stairs.
00:22:18
Speaker
Yeah, okay. Can your swim as it was asked?
00:22:21
Speaker
Yeah. I love it. The door is taking a bit of damage from the water and from there, but still standing by a bit. Then it's the cannibals, and that one cannibal is going. It's going to roll an intelligence save to see what it does. It's going to roll a natural one, so it's like, you know what? I'm going to give this another try. And it jumps into the water and just gets swept away.
00:22:49
Speaker
So no cannibals, as we can see so far. So they're no longer inviting us over. Okay, well, how long is Sam a tree for? Until his next two Jumanji turns. Okay. So we just got to watch a while. Oh, that's a really wild. Yeah, that'll be a while. Okay. Okay, so is the are the mosquitoes you roll for them? Yeah, it's not their turn. They're after you.
00:23:18
Speaker
They're after me. Okay. I think I might want to hold the turn for them because I think they're probably going to make it out soon.
Game Dynamics and Puzzle Solving
00:23:25
Speaker
I don't know. I think I want to ready an action. Hey, Lisa. So can I use your, uh, can I use the hairspray fruit just in case the, the, the mosquitoes make it out here, just like flamethrower them.
00:23:37
Speaker
Sure. I look, I look up from my chainsaw and look up and just go, sure. Yeah. Yeah. I got something way cooler. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. All right. When did you get in this? When did you get here? I know you finally out here. Are you okay? Do the, the plants like.
00:23:51
Speaker
Everything's trying to murder us. Everything's trying to murder us in that house. Like anything that comes out of the house we need to just murder. Like I'm just saying. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm also like trying. I feel like another person they haven't spoken and I'm just like literally touching everywhere on Luke. I'm just like, wait, who is this one?
00:24:11
Speaker
It's literally waiting for you to say it isn't Luke. It's just another, it's like a skeleton and all the cannibal in there. And they just, we all haven't realized. It comes with a raft. Yeah, it comes with the raft. It's like a mannequin. Hello? Who's this person? Grabbing the face. No, no one's going to tell me who it is. I'm just going to go lower. I thought Luke was going to say something. He's enjoying it too much.
00:24:41
Speaker
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm over here. Okay. So we're all in the raft. Okay. This is good. I'm not if we're all in the raft, but you're tied to it. So grab your shoulder right here. All right. All right. Uh, be careful of that siren. Oh, maybe I shouldn't ready to action. Maybe it should fire at the siren.
00:25:07
Speaker
Well, you can't see her, though. Yeah, you can't see her, only Luke can, you said. I didn't say we couldn't see her. I said we couldn't hear her. Yes. Oh, okay. So, role perception would be there. I think I will change my mind on that. I'll still have the playing card, but that wouldn't be my turn. Because you didn't hear the siren, you need to role perception to see if you see it. Okay.
00:25:35
Speaker
12 yeah i think they're close enough right you said they're in a palm tree yeah so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you see the siren okay so i'll take my crossbow and load it up and take aim and fire 17 that's dex right yes yeah oh that definitely hits yeah that's pretty good roll damage 18 to hit
00:26:00
Speaker
okay which one was the d8 and i don't want to roll this one it's the two pyramids their butts touching that's the way you know man those are two okay two damage okay that's not i feel like flywinds are gonna have a lot of power yeah probably two damage is not enough to kill it let's just put it that way
00:26:23
Speaker
And then after the vita, it's the water. Oh no, but the water is over. So the water is starting to decrease now. It's starting to, now it's starting to decrease. Okay. So the rain stops. Number eight. Okay. You see, are we near any of the windows? The one that we came through. Yeah, the one we came through. But so there are no insects in that one? No. So.
00:26:51
Speaker
There are insects in the window near where the tree, where Sam's tree is. So they broke through the window is what I'm saying. I'm going to roll intelligence A with a disadvantage to see if they care about this tree or not.
00:27:06
Speaker
They don't care. I mean, automatically, they just kind of fly off. They're mindless insects. A whole new world. They just fly into the world. Now, roll to the ones that were going through the door. They break that door, but the window is closed, so they're still in that room, but...
00:27:25
Speaker
Aren't there a load of poisonous plants in that room as well? There are. So I will do some NPC versus NPC. Oh, mainly it's just the plants if they're hungry or not. And the plants start attacking the wasp. Let's just let that play out.
Progress and Role Challenges
00:27:41
Speaker
Things are starting to look good. Things are starting to change. Now it is your turn, Lee. An 8. I was supposed to roll a d20, right? No, a 2d6.
00:27:52
Speaker
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll take an eight then. No, roll 2d6. This is why we roll and roll 20. Uh, gosh darn it. Okay, yeah, five. Cool. Sorry. No, that's good. Is it good? Yeah, it's good. Because Jesse can now see... Why is it... Jesse can see what... Well, he rolled a five, right?
00:28:21
Speaker
Oh yeah! There we go. There we go, we were just waiting for... was it just for the penny to drop? Like everyone else was saying something and Jess was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. There it drops, there we go. Oh yeah, I can see! Yeah! So, yeah, so I'm in the raft and I see everybody and I just start to cry. Do you remove your hands off Luke's face?
00:28:48
Speaker
Just making sure Luke it's your turn here we go this is this is where Luke now says you're going against the abominable snowman the whole thing do you want me to read from top to bottom or
00:29:09
Speaker
No, no, just the last paragraph. Yeah, that's the rhyme or my attempt at a rhyme. Okay. So this is from Luke. You do have your safe place that you call a home. Too bad you poor blood thinning X chromosome. Oh, too bad. No, I'm still, I don't understand the words. You have a safe place that you can call home. Too bad you've got a blood thinning X chromosome.
00:29:38
Speaker
Oh! So you become vulnerable to piercing and slashing damage. So you become fragile-ly. Isn't it more fragile as opposed to fragile-ly? Yeah, more fragile. More and more fragile. Yeah? That's pretty- so you're- what does it look like? What does it do to his- him physically?
00:30:01
Speaker
Yeah, it's hemophilia, so his skin might look more white when pressing down, and like black under the eyes, like he looks very kind of sickly, but is easily cut. If he gets any cut on himself, it'll bleed immensely.
00:30:22
Speaker
So basically, when I can see, the first thing I see is Lee dropping the dice and his face turning white and black eyes. That's a great video.
00:30:34
Speaker
rates. Are you feeling okay? It doesn't look... I don't know what's happening. Honestly, I'm feeling a bit weird. Does anyone understand what this riddle means? Do we understand this basically? I mean, obviously Luke knows because he wrote it, but
00:30:58
Speaker
It's as if it was designed for me as a nursing student. Like it was written by some kind of nerd, that new nursing language. Like Luke breaks the fourth wall and just goes, wait a minute. I know exactly what's wrong with you. So Luke, what is happening? It appears to be hemophilia, where he seems to have very sensitive skin. Oh, great. All right. Well, OK. Playing with this alphabet, being like, oh, an anemia.
00:31:29
Speaker
So we need to shield Lee from all attacks, primarily. I think I just got to just save me from myself, from the looks of it. It's like, just poke myself and I don't know if I feel good or bad. I don't know what I'll do. So how does that chainsaw feel now? Pretty brutal. Don't catch yourself on it. I don't think I should put it down on the raft. It could be dangerous.
00:31:54
Speaker
How you doing? Guys, I'm sorry. OK, so the siren is there. It's calling to you, Luke. Is that right? Yeah, OK. Maybe we should tie you to the raft as well, just in case. Stick honey and beeswax in the air.
00:32:16
Speaker
Yeah, maybe we should give you some preventative measures, you know, and anyone have anything in their packs that could plug up his ears, plug up his ears. Let's see. I have a tent. Perfect. I could cut some pieces of like fabric off. We're saved.
00:32:45
Speaker
I don't think that's gonna work. I probably have some form of sap, right? Oh no, I don't want to have some sap. No, that would be weird. I think we should just tie him, either tie him to the tree, or tie him to the raft. We need a time somewhere where he's not gonna, like, if he hears the siren, he won't stumble into danger.
00:33:15
Speaker
We've got headphones. I think like I usually wear headphones so that so I think I actually did make a reference to that. If you have headphones. It depends. It depends about the sound, doesn't it? Can you like listen to like loud music or something? I think you have. That's what it is. It's just like, oh, yes. Anthem beats volume one. Hmm. Interesting. Hmm. I'm going to roll. I'm going to roll.
00:33:45
Speaker
I feel, is Sam, can Sam, how does Sam roll his dice if he's a tree? Well he doesn't, he's skipped his turn. He skips his turn. What? Oh, how many times does Sam, and then does he become human again? Yeah, he becomes human again. Oh, thank goodness. I was going to say, Sam, if you're going to be a tree middle time, like how on earth are you going to roll dice when you're just like, sorry? Oh, it's okay. What if, what if I charm the siren? I think you need to order a natural 40 for that.
00:34:29
Speaker
okay so i rolled a six and it takes me to 27 i'm so close to finishing the game i will read out the i'll read it out on the game board it appears
Role Swap Chaos
00:34:42
Speaker
as i just saw the leaves freaking out a shaman was not pleased with you time to live in someone else's shoe so i'm going to roll
00:34:42
Speaker
That would be great. I would be able to do that if somebody led me, Jesse.
00:34:58
Speaker
a d5 yeah i'll roll a d5 i'm gonna roll a d6 and that it is i don't know who wants to go twice who's who's a high possibly i can even switch with sam still pretty rough if you roll a d6 and just hope you don't roll a six and then that what does that mean
00:35:19
Speaker
If you want to be one of six, we roll it. No, I have, I have to change. Yeah. So if you choose, Oh, if I choose only four, wait, why, why five? No, because I mean, I can change into myself again. Okay. Then we'll do six. And if you want to six and we roll it until you get between one and five and yeah. Yeah, that works too. It's cool cats.
00:35:48
Speaker
I rolled five. I did not nate. I didn't number you at all. Good job. Good job, Jess. Just in order of your screen, like where are we laying out? I'm switching minds with Luke. Oh gosh.
00:36:07
Speaker
so this is like a freaky friday situation yes yeah freaky friday so jesse's ears hear the siren yeah i was thinking my mind that hears the siren like i think it's your mind because it's not cup out
00:36:21
Speaker
No, because otherwise, it would literally, if you plugged his ears, he wouldn't hear it. But I assume sirens aren't just doing a song that only he can hear because it's facing towards him specifically, like with a straw that's specifically to him. It is literally for you in your mind. So in your body, I still hear the siren? Yeah. Okay.
00:36:45
Speaker
But when he rolls, is he you? That I don't know. Because we can roll inside on that one. Because I feel like, you know, you can't roll for somebody else. It's never been that way in the game. So roll inside. I did not do all of my insights, so I have no idea. I rolled 17.
00:37:12
Speaker
17, uh, I'm going to say you choose. Okay. Okay. So it has to be the body of the person that rolls. So I roll for Luke now. Yeah.
00:37:25
Speaker
Yes. And our initiative switch as well? Or like our, our game play? No. I think it stays safe. Everything. Okay. So I just wait. Wait. Yeah. Your initiative does change. Why does it change? Because now you're controlling Luke's body. Exactly. Yeah, but it's, it's the moment. You go on Luke's turn. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
00:37:48
Speaker
oh yeah the mission doesn't change but it does change but not really exactly yeah so i'm gonna just roll again i guess because it's back to the top of the initiative
00:38:04
Speaker
No, you can't. Luke has to turn. Luke has to turn. No, but I'm in Luke's body. Yes, but he's in your body. So if Luke rolled right now, it doesn't count. I'm confused. You said the body rolls. The body, the person's body. So Jesse's body. No, no, now it's my. Oh, you mean Luke.
00:38:26
Speaker
because i have to roll i have to roll for you yeah no now it has to be rolling now it's loops turn at the top oh i thought you said you rolled doubles no no no i didn't roll doubles so it's loops turn so now i roll for loops because if you roll
00:38:42
Speaker
That's your mind. It's not your mind's turn. Davida's saying it is Luke's turn, body wise. Not mine. So I'm in Luke's body. So it's Luke's turn and it's my turn. Luke's success. Yes. That's weird.
00:39:01
Speaker
Oh, we need to roleplay this. I'm sorry. This is already roleplay. I already love the madness that this one freaking Friday thing is done. Yes. What's your favorite sound? Go. Go.
00:39:22
Speaker
I can't do it because it would literally be an R2-D2 screen but it's like quarter to midnight and I'm pretty positive my housemate is now asleep and I don't want to wake him up where he would just be like, did I hear R2-D2 just leave? So have we all realized that you guys have switched places at this point? I think at this point because we're talking about it. And the whole like, what's your favorite color lee? Or what's your favorite sound lee? Is indicate that I am in Jesse's body.
00:39:48
Speaker
yes and it makes sense so i'm reading it and then all of a sudden i transition into luke's body and i finish reading it and i'm like and then we have this whole conversation and whose turn it is next
00:40:01
Speaker
Okay, okay, fine. We can still keep roleplaying it. No, it's okay. I mean, to be the island luke's body, this is happening. We are in a game. Oh my gosh, are you okay? I mean, it's kind of... I feel thinner and I feel adolescent. I'm not 100% sure I have body hair. So I'm not sure I'm okay, but I'd rather be in this spot.
00:40:29
Speaker
It's freaky. I'm sorry. It's just freaky. As long as it's not Friday, you know, we'll be okay. I don't know what day is it. Hey, that's my line. I'm sorry, Jesse. I mean, Luke, I mean, who are you? Right. I'm going to roll.
00:40:45
Speaker
I'm sorry to getting their names confused. And now, and now I'm just gonna get their names confused even more. I, Luke, am gonna roll. Nine! No! Wait, what? What does that mean now? So, Luke's... Nine! Oh, you are one away! Oh no, I know this one! I know this one! So... The thing happens, the thing happens to you though, Jesse, as me, right? Yes. Okay. Well, no, it happens to your body.
00:41:12
Speaker
Right. Who I will care for as if she was my own. Cause she is my own now. You don't just get everything he is because you're in his body now. Oh, wait, no, I have your hit points now and you have mine. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:39
Speaker
See, how does it feel, Jesse? You've killed me in every single meta game prior, and now this is your karma. We're all this together, guys. Technically, we're here to still kill G. On the board, it says, those lost where water cannot be found is life until end of turn.
Survival Strategies and Teamwork
00:42:00
Speaker
So... Well, we're right by water everywhere. But we're not in the water.
00:42:06
Speaker
N.A.P.I. have lots of water in me because I'm a trick. Basically, he's saying I lose a light, or Luke loses a light. So, as of right there, you just see his body shrivel up into dehydration. No, we are next to water, though. But he's not in the water. I'm like splashing water on him. You're not in the water. It's not as high. You can do that, Sabina, but you have to roll a deck save.
00:42:37
Speaker
with disadvantage because you have to lean very far over. Oh man, I wish I had a bucket. So you see him before your eyes like start shriveling up. You see me is him start shriveling up, shriveling up, shriveling up and then... Okay, he's tied to the rope. I'm pushing him in the water. Just he's tied to the rope.
00:43:01
Speaker
He's tied to the... We tied him up to the rope because we didn't... I shoved him to the water before he died. Yes I did! I pushed him into the water. I will say I have a very frail body and can easily be pushed. Roll a strength attack.
00:43:22
Speaker
before he shrivels up I I read the thing I'm like where water can be found easy water push him in the water and that was I Know what did you roll? We were supposed to roll in here anyway No only only on the game board you roll up there if it's not in the tray No
00:43:52
Speaker
It's not on the tray. It's not on the tray. It was a natural one. It's a nat one. But. So you try and push Luke off and you pull in the water. You pull in the water. Luke dies. What?
00:44:16
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Me, I, my mind dies, your body dies. Oh, that's fine. Oh, that's fine. Savage. As I'm a, I'm a Christian, I believe the spirit is stronger than the body. So we both lose a life.
00:44:43
Speaker
That's the only sub up I could come up with. So on our arms, we have these lives. And on your arm, Luke, on my arm, you see one of the bars go away. And as you decay and disappear into death and float off, you guys hear a ding.
00:45:07
Speaker
And you see a flash in the sky, Luke's body floating straight back down onto the roof. Harsh thought. And how would I, you know, I'm going to roll a performance. I rolled a natural one for performance, so I... Face plant. Yeah, I face plant real hard. Next time don't go in my body, then you can do something.
00:45:33
Speaker
Yeah, I hurt myself. And I will tell you what, even with that, because I made the video on the water with the natural one, I will roll a strength save with disadvantage. I will say as you're, as you're falling, I would have been like, be like, Mary Poppins, come on. Yeah, because I have this. Oh, you have my cane. Okay, I will roll. I'll roll with advantage. Keep hitting other dice.
00:45:58
Speaker
I still I didn't fail fail like I didn't fall in the water but I failed so oh but I died oh no full health that's right so now I'm back to sixth house because I got four damage Davida's in the water now that so yeah I I is Lucy
00:46:23
Speaker
And then I say, guys, we can do one of two things right now. We can save Davida, or we can finish the game. What do we want to do? You guys don't need to save me. I'm just, I'll swim against the water to get to the next roof, or I'll try. If I'm not rolling next, I'm going to be trying to help Davida and then let whoever needs to be rolling. Just keep playing. When you are rolling, you're rolling after Lee. Keep playing. It'll reset at the end of the game. I'm good on my own.
00:46:49
Speaker
What do you think Lee? What do you do? I don't know how to put it in words right now. What's going on? Like freaking out. Like if I saw all this, I'd be like, yeah, I just pleased. I wouldn't know what to do. I'll probably honestly be frozen. But honestly, like what this is just insane. Okay. Uh, but after Luke is, is Jesse, so it's you, Luke. Okay. But to, to roll in the game or.
00:47:13
Speaker
No, it's your turn, so you can do whatever. So you can hold your turn until after Lee again, and then that will have you rolling. But it's a waste. How close is Davita? Davita, you fell into the water. Let's say you're not that far. No, not far, like 15, 10, 15 feet, something like that. Yeah. If only I had a cane. But you're tied to the raft. I'm not. No, he is. Yeah. No, you were. Oh, I am.
00:47:42
Speaker
You are. No, you are. But that means there's rope in the raft, right? Yes, there is rope in the raft. But it's connected to a tree. But I also use the tree. It's connected to the tree and the raft and to Luke's body. No, Luke's body is disintegrated. Now it's a new body. Oh, OK. So yeah. Yeah. And because it's so limp now, because it was tied around me and then
00:48:12
Speaker
I'm going to grab it and try to save the Vita. I throw out the rope, do a full circle. This is back to the first episode of the main campaign because I wasn't there. So I get to be part of it. I throw out the rope. Until the end of my turn, my turn ends when the next person rolls. Oh my gosh. So I continue to die.
00:48:36
Speaker
Is it like Groundhog Day you keep dying and dying?
Climactic Team Challenge
00:48:39
Speaker
Until another person goes, because that's the end of my turn. Unless I'm in water. Jump in the water. This is a character. Jump in the water. I guess I just jump in the water as I realize this. That's the end of my turn. I do have experience in cliff diving, so go ahead. I just jump in the water. Yeah, okay. And then throw the rope, try to save Davida.
00:49:06
Speaker
And Jess. No! And Luke. And Luke. And your own buddy. So roll an attack. No, range attack. You're not going to throw this rope with evil intent.
00:49:25
Speaker
You're not hurting. Not attack. A dexterity roll is what he should be rolling. Not his ranged attack. No, an attack. An attack. You can do passive attacks. It's the same thing. It's just a... Only I can do passive attacks because I have anti-rage. He was backing the war to next. Yeah, as a Canadian, I will do passive attacks because I love everyone. Eh? Oh, I guess if it is... Yeah, I don't have any bonuses today.
00:49:53
Speaker
Yeah, like it's the physical, your physical, and my mental stats? Yeah. So like intelligence, wisdom, and charisma are my own. Yes. And so I have nothing at all. Your strength. Oh yeah? I gave myself a two in strength, so you have a plus one. Oh, I forgot. I mean, I did roll a nap one, but technically I did have a number one modifier for strength, so technically one of them two.
00:50:22
Speaker
I don't know why I'm trying to get more and more. I have 17. Roll a slide of hand. Strength check. Yeah, strength check. There we go. Rope check. Davida. Me? Me is a strength check. How efficient are your knots? So 13. 13. I think they're okay because the water is dying down. If it was still rampant, I think it would have been more difficult.
00:50:50
Speaker
So I think he throws the rope to you, you get it, and you're able to hold on to it. And then I guess I could reach out to try and grab your hand as well, since you're in the water. Sure. We both need to roll strength checks, for one. Yeah, I did not. I rolled an eight. I rolled an eight as well. Well, if you put them together, then that's a 16. Wait, do I have a one? That doesn't make a difference.
00:51:22
Speaker
But the thing is, the good thing is as well, is even if I don't get to go yet, Sam will still come back at the end of the Scissorack. I love how literally this episode of Sam's been a tree. Like the whole time all this stuff of swapping bodies versus Sam's just a tree.
00:51:40
Speaker
So with him on the couch, he looks fairly relaxed. He's ready to go. So after me, that was the end of your turn, Luke.
00:51:53
Speaker
I should have used my inspiration to re-roll that. Oh, that would have been so smart. I forgot about that. Just remember that. The skeletons turn and they're going to turn out. Wait a minute. Oh, the skeletons are in the house. They're not in the water, right? Thank God. That'd be even worse. They do not knock down that door.
00:52:17
Speaker
They just can't pass it for some reason. And Gandalf, you know, he put his staff down and he says, you shall not pass. Insects do burst through that window though. The wires shut, but that do not keep it. And they need to roll intelligence saves because we're not directly in front of it, right? We're to the side of it.
00:52:39
Speaker
Yeah, they notice they were not, or they take a quick look as they come out and they see us. They can't attack because they just attacked the window. So next turn, things might get a little hairy. Okay. Okay, just hairy now? You having a laugh? Hairy just now? No. I'm in the water, so I can't talk. But you guys go ahead and roleplay. The wasps have just showed up.
00:53:06
Speaker
What? I thought they were mosquitoes. The mosquitoes are just horrible. Are these the mosquitoes that were being attacked by the plants? Oh, right. No, they were being attacked. And I didn't roll the back and forth. I did roll that the plants were winning and they definitely won. So no insects coming from there. Good job. The tree saved the day.
00:53:33
Speaker
His tree sensitivities came in and was like, the plants are helping me. The plants will help. Skeletons can't get up there. The cannibals are all gone so far.
00:53:43
Speaker
doing pretty good here after Luke's turn though yeah no it would be after my turn now because in my head so rolls no it's not in your head it's in Luke's head so it's once no it's just his mind which is in my head
00:54:03
Speaker
No, we didn't say that. Yes, you did. Yes. Wait, what? That sounds correct. Yes. Luke's mind is in my head. The siren is trying to charm Jesus. Jesus? I just thought I look like Jesus now. Thank you. Right, right, right. Yes, the hystereal for that.
00:54:24
Speaker
Yes. So roll a d20 to see if you don't get enthralled. I still have my charisma. Yes. But also my wisdom. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, 10. So you, you want to jump in the water. Which is great. Is Davina back? No, she grabbed onto the rope. Okay, I'm down to the rope. But the rope is still connected to the tree and the wraps. So you have a little bit of leverage.
00:54:53
Speaker
Connect to the free bone.
00:54:58
Speaker
So, Luke, you let go, or Jesse, you let go of the row, and you start heading towards the siren, you roll. You don't need to roll, you just jump in the water. Let's put it that way. But you can roll a strength saving throw to see if you can go against the current towards the tree, if I'm correct. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's correct. And I have your strength. Yes, so let's just do it next. What? Not 20.
00:55:32
Speaker
So you swim like a champ. I look amazing right now. Swimming through this water and you make it to the palm tree. And you're able to grab onto the palm tree and start climbing, but not completely. So this is not a natural 20 year wanted. Let's just put it that way. Yeah, I know. And it's a really big palm tree. So you're going to need some stakes and a hammer to get you up there.
00:55:58
Speaker
Just casually going up there like the cable guys fixing like antennas and stuff. Just like, yeah, there's something I made earlier. Exactly. So that's, that's that turn. Oh yeah, he's gonna have to roll strength to hold on to that, that palm tree. Now it is Davida's turn. So you need a strength saving throw to see if you can make it up that. Or just a strength check.
00:56:21
Speaker
Strength check. Yeah. Just to see if I can get back to the. Using the rope. Unless I'm still trying to get Jesse. Okay. Yeah, you can. I don't know. Get Luke's and Jesse. Get Luke's Jesse. Well, get Jesse's Luke.
00:56:42
Speaker
Whose turn is it next? It is Lee's turn next. To roll, I mean. Lee. Okay. And then it's... And then it's Jesse. Jesse's body? Yeah. That just went up towards the puncture? Oh no, and then it's Luke. No, yeah, and then it's Jesse after Lee. Jesse's body is going up towards the siren. Okay. Ah, but I think I need to go after that, that Jesse, the siren, Jesse, the Luke one. Are you sure you want to...
00:57:11
Speaker
I don't know if I have enough wisdom to say like, don't try to swim and save me. No, yeah, you don't even care that she's trying to help you. No, let me be with my bird girlfriend, please. I'm going to swim towards the palm tree. I still have the rope. Okay. Did you roll a strength save? No, not yet. Okay, you need to roll while you're swimming. Not 20.
00:57:43
Speaker
Okay, you basically catch up to loot. At this point I'm just gonna say that this water just isn't moving, we're all just delusional. We're all on acid right now, this is what it is. We're all just like, tripping. We got hit by one of those poison plants. Yeah, that's it. These cookies have made us crazy. Well, you know, they're special ingredients.
00:58:10
Speaker
Okay, so anyway, this is where I, so I made it to the palm tree and I want to start hammering some stakes in and to start climbing up the... You know, with a natural 20, I will let you do it.
00:58:23
Speaker
This is why I had the stakes and the hammer in case I needed to climb that palm tree. That's exactly what vampires you just wanted to murder vampires. So you do and you catch Luke easy or you catch me easily because he's using his bare hands and you're using stakes. I'm using my physics degrees. Yes but you also have my strength degrees on paper allow you to do things.
00:58:48
Speaker
but your strength is better than my strength. So it's just like, oh, compared to what I've used to. Yeah. So you catch up to Luke basically. That's what I can give you. Yeah. No, let me go. If I will get, if I won't get on our cap of our own, I'll get on DV and art. Come on. So I'll like wrap the rope around him.
00:59:10
Speaker
Okay. Then it is Lee's turn. We can't hear you. We can't hear you at all. I don't know what this meant, but I feel very offended. Five. Can you hear me? Yes. Yes. Okay. Roll to five. Yes, I did. And my skin turned white and my eyes went black. Yes. And you're the only one left in the raft. And I'm the only one left in the raft. And I don't know what the heck is going on. Is it weird to say who's after me?
00:59:40
Speaker
me my body okay so with my black eyes can i actually see or am i just like completely no like you have white you have like black uh it's like underline like oh okay so it's just everything is super sensitive to me so getting in the water is probably the worst thing in the world right now you can it's just if you get if you get stabbed you will just non-stop bleed oh groovy that sounds just delightful but you can get in the water
01:00:06
Speaker
Yeah, I was gonna say, everyone has just abandoned me, and I have no idea what was going on. Like, literally, everyone just jumped out, and I'm just like, uh...
01:00:16
Speaker
Is it funny to say that I would like to just chill in the boat and wait to see what the heck Sam, like, I'm just like, where's Sam? Like everyone is leaving Sam. Like I might wait for Sam. Yeah, that's true. No one says Sam. So, so I'm going to, I'm just going to sit in the dinghy and just ready, ready in action and just be like, I hope Sam comes out. Otherwise I'm doomed. No, here's what I'm going to say is I'm going to actually call back and say pull the rope because it's attached to. Oh, very good.
01:00:45
Speaker
Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll do that then. If I'm waiting, it's a test of Jesse's body. So, um, it'll pull him off of the tree into the water. And if you do a good strength, if compared to it, but as you want to do that, you roll by, you don't, you don't want to do that. You starting to get up. Whatever you didn't do. Are you going to get up and do the rope?
01:01:07
Speaker
I have no idea because it's like it's just mass chaos like people just swap bodies jumped out of the thing to me it just ran up a tree like a spider monkey and i'm just out of sight and i'm like what the heck is going on honestly in Luke's body i'm just like you know what i'm just gonna lay here because it's the only thing i can do i'm not realizing you've rolled so i don't die now but i'm just star fishing just just all on my back just in the water well floating around
01:01:33
Speaker
The water is still moving. It's not like a piece. So I'm floating with the water. You're floating down. So I'm already gone. I don't know if this will change anything, but you are wearing like a big fox fur coat. That would be a big way down. So floating might be fun. The one thing I'm worried about is like how dramatically is the water coming down? Because I'm assuming the skeletons at some point could just casually walk through the door and the cannibals, I have no idea what they are. Yeah, I have no idea what they are. I keep picturing like,
01:02:06
Speaker
That's what I'm worried about. I'm worried about just going like, uh, I haven't seen the cannibals and then it's just like, you see heads start popping up. You're like, Oh God, they've been there the whole time. What do you choose to do? Do you choose to sit in there or do you choose to get up and help with the rope?
Final Game Resolutions
01:02:23
Speaker
I don't know. I feel like the rope is probably the best thing to do, but I also don't know what people are doing. So, like, honestly, I'm just calling out to whoever's floating, whoever's floating in the ocean or whatever it is. And I'm just like, do you need saving? I have no idea what's going on right now. I need you to roll. Oh, yeah, he can roll. He already rolled the dice. No, he already rolled. He said he rolled five. Oh, I'd trigger anything.
01:02:48
Speaker
So, this is why I need to know what you're gonna do. So if you're gonna stay in the boat, then you can see what it says. Yeah, if the board game's in front of me, I need to read the riddle because the quicker we get out of this situation. So you sit there, you read the riddle, and it says, it says, Lost at night, one star is bright, watch it guide your flight.
01:03:12
Speaker
So, what it means is at that moment, look up to the sky, it turns black as night for a moment and you see a shooting star. And you can roll inside, but it basically means you get a wish. A wish? Yeah, you can wish for anything. Anything?
01:03:32
Speaker
Well, like, you can't wish to end the game. That's something. But you can wish for practically anything else. More wishes. You can't cheat the game, basically. Yeah, you can't cheat the game because I'd be like, what's the number I need? I wish that I roll that number. That isn't technically cheating. Yeah, you can't, yeah. That's cheating. But that's technically cheating, ain't it? What about wishing for more wishes? Can I wish then for Sam to no longer be a tree? Oh, but I like being a tree.
01:04:02
Speaker
Yeah, I wish that because Sam's been sitting around doing nothing this whole episode and I'm freaking out, like, what is going on? Like, if you're listening to this for the first time listers, it's like you're on drugs or something. Like, this is, man, this is insane. And now my dad is joining under chaos. So, you say, what do you say when you see the tree?
01:04:33
Speaker
Yeah, I wish for Sam for no longer to be a tree because he's got another turn as a news of tree So he's gonna get skipped again
01:04:39
Speaker
Well, yeah, this would be his turn to escape. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, so I'd rather not Sam be a tree. Okay. And hopefully there's nothing there that murders him, but also he's the next to roll on the board as well. No, it's Jesse's turn. It's Jesse's body. Okay. Okay. Cool. Cool. Yeah. All right. I'll wish for Sam to no longer be a tree then.
01:04:57
Speaker
Okay, cool. So then, Sam, you... So as you say that, you see him shrink into... Sam. And Sam, you are on this roof, not realizing what has happened. You see a raft. You see Jesse climbing a palm tree. I assume I'm getting a bit stiff after being so wooden. Yeah, sure, sure. I'm really confused as to why there's...
01:05:24
Speaker
Clue him in on the fact that the nerd is inside Jesse's body is being like, make sure your muscles haven't atrophied yet. Because that's something Jesse would never say. It's probably true. Whereas I'm still just too confused about what the heck is happening. And there's this big loop of rope around my feet, which is somehow not actually around anything because it was so much bigger than everything else. So yeah, I'm like, what?
01:05:53
Speaker
if you look at the board as you're looking at the board Lee roll insight or yeah you can roll insight but it'll be very low check what did you get Lee 12 12 you can see that Luke needs literally one turn thank goodness and
01:06:12
Speaker
Can he still pull the rope? Does he still have an action to do that? Jesse needs, he has to roll a nine to win. So he also can do it in one turn. And Sam needs about 10 turns.
01:06:26
Speaker
I need to pull one of these guys back. You need to pull Jesse back because Luke's not attached to the rope. So he's floating down. So I need to pull. OK, this is confusing me as well. Freaky Friday was a confusing film. This is freaking me out even more. So who's holding on to the rope?
01:06:43
Speaker
I'm holding the rope, but it's also tied to Jesse's body. Jesse's body, yes. Jesse's body. And the raft. Yes. And the raft. But we need to get Luke who is in... But Jesse's turn is back. No, we need to get Jesse's body back. Okay, yeah, all right then. So I'll do a strengthen, I guess, to start pulling you back. Sure. If that makes sense. Yeah. Can I help him do that?
01:07:06
Speaker
you can't yeah like i'm holding on i could hold on to the other side of the right yeah you already it's already tied to you you guys are both on the same side of the right it would have been tied to me had my wife not shrunk sure wouldn't that be help though it is help you can help you can help as a as a react not a reaction you can help as a yeah no as like kind of like a reaction yeah you don't get you don't get a reaction if that's the case sure help instead okay where is sam and our initiative
01:07:34
Speaker
Yeah, who knows? Who knows? He's been a tree for so long, I'm dumb. I know where he is. I got a 17 on my strength. Am I more like a d4 or a d20? No, you're fine. You just help him. He gets an advantage with his strength. Oh, okay.
01:07:49
Speaker
Oh, I get that. He does? Yeah. That's what it means to help somebody else. You just get advantage. 18 then. 18. So roll. Oh, 19. So he's held on to that tree. People will draw a fan out of this. Let me. This will be shit. Oh, my gosh. I'd literally I would literally lose my life. Like this is so insane right now. This is oh.
01:08:18
Speaker
Jesse, you have to let go. You can't resist the siren. Luke, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, really resist. I am resisting. I'm laying on the, I'm in the water. What are you talking about? Yeah, Luke, what are you doing? Stop it. Wait, I'm Jesse. Just trying to cause confusion. So I have DM magic powers now and I cast confusion. No.
01:08:43
Speaker
So what I would suggest is that we just continue going for Luke or Jesse. But it is after Lee, it goes back to the top, which is me. Shouldn't it be Juke or Leslie? Yeah, it's Leslie, I think. Jesse, come back. I mean, Luke, come back.
01:09:07
Speaker
So I'm going to try and, I'm going to realize that he rolled because I saw the star as well. But yeah, I just, I basically drift under the water and die again. Oh gosh. But that helps. I basically had two choices. I either die in the water or try and swim back. So I basically fly, I die in the water and you hear it. And I fall back onto the roof as a loop. I'm not going to do anything fancy.
01:09:38
Speaker
don't okay but and so now i'm back on the roof with lee i'm confused as to why you think dying is a better option than swimming but because i didn't swim jesse also loses life oh right jesse also loses life i forget about do i am i losing lives yeah so you you and i both lose one so we're back we're down to one life each
01:10:06
Speaker
You're just determined to kill me every single day. And now if you don't get in the water, you're also going to die. No, no, that was in because Lee rolled. He drowned himself. Oh, yeah. Drowned myself. Right. Got it. Yeah. So it is now it's Jesse's turn. Are you going to do a strength to get up to your siren? Do I roll like wisdom saves again? Or is it just it's up to Davida, but it could be at the beginning of the end.
01:10:35
Speaker
I think we had you do it at the end of your term before and the last couple of times. So yeah, I think it was the beginning of his turn last time. That's how he got the natural 20 to swim and another natural 20.
01:10:57
Speaker
Determined nobody's drawn fan art. So it will happen. So wait, wait, is this natural 20 to do a straight to do the same? Like, get rid of the rope and climb up to the heartbeat, but not the heart. What?
01:11:16
Speaker
We'll do this. But you're straight. So you do climb up to the siren. Even if that means even if that means dragging Davida with me. Oh, actually, yeah. Roll with this advantage. I'm holding. Yeah. Yeah. Roll with this edge because I'm holding that rope and to help. Now you don't you hold yourself up, but you don't get to the siren yet. You're still a long way to go with the next 20 would have popped up there.
01:11:43
Speaker
that you're still getting there. Am I close enough that I could be like, what the hell? Not yet. It's a very high palm tree. It's a very big top, but this thing is like 100 feet tall. You chatting yet, at least? You just see her doing her awkward dance and her enticing sound, and then it is Sam staring. Whoa, shock horror.
01:12:11
Speaker
Yeah. I don't actually know what to do now. Call the rope. Call the rope. Call the rope. Let go of the rope. If you pull the rope, Sam, I'll help. I can help you. Sure. Let's pull on this rope. You are taking me. Mainly because I've no idea what's going on. And all I know is that everybody seems to be pulling on the rope. So I may as well follow suit. And that's cocked. And that's a three.
01:12:40
Speaker
so with advantage with advantage oh because you're helping she's helping and that's the natural 20 so you yank into the wild
01:12:59
Speaker
You didn't roll a intelligence save or a wisdom save. And it's my wisdom. So you pass now. So you pass and then all of a sudden you feel a yank and you fall off the tree and you're getting pulled back to the house. Once again the tree saves the day.
01:13:25
Speaker
And then it's the skeletons. And they broke through that bottom door. And they're working their way up the stairs. And then... The plant's meant to grow anymore. Yes, so roll on your turn, Sam. Did you roll already? No. But it's a two. So what did you roll, Sam? Two. Okay, so they're getting through that room now. And then it's in Davida's turn.
01:13:55
Speaker
Okay, so I am going to, I guess, swim back to the roof or to the raft. To roll a strength save. Is she with me with the rope? That one.
Rope Strategies and Chaos
01:14:07
Speaker
Wait, she is holding the rope with you. Oh, with advantage because you have a rope. Okay. 11. 11.
01:14:17
Speaker
don't make it but you're not pulling away let's just put it that way so you're kind of scared and i'm still on the rope too so we're holding on to the rope it is then it's lee's turn oh this is just chaos this is just chaos and karma ain't it um i'm gonna feel terrible next week oh man we've gotta somehow get
01:14:45
Speaker
Exactly to daddy, that's why we need to- That does here. That does here. We need to take him to there. So, how can I do that? Like literally- You can pull the rope, that's the best thing you can do right now. Unless, unless you throw the dice to him, but you can lose the dice in the water. Pull the rope. But it will technically land, wouldn't it? No, but he has to throw it. He has to touch his hand. I wanna pull, I wanna, I wanna pull, I wanna pull the rope.
01:15:12
Speaker
Okay, pull the rope through his strength. I'll help you again. You're gonna help again, Sam, yeah? Yeah. 18. Yeah, I think that pulls it pretty close. I think they could probably, on their turns, pull up onto the roof. Or one of us can go and help them, like... No, I feel like this current's gonna kill someone, so let's just... Yeah, yeah, sure. That's fine. We don't need someone else failing a swim check or something.
01:15:39
Speaker
Especially not Jesse or Luke. Yeah, I know, right? I know. The fake Luke or the fake Jesse. Yeah. I mean, they're just both fake, right? Yeah. I'm so confused by them. Back to the top. It's Luke's turn, which is my turn. I will try and pull you guys by the rope, not go to the edge or anything. Pull you guys out of the water somehow.
01:16:07
Speaker
Alright, so we're climbing back up to you guys then. Yeah. It's only a 12, so I don't really help with that.
01:16:18
Speaker
Those are the shots. And then it's Jesse's turn, which is Luke. And I'm currently in the water. You're like, you could literally grab the roof. OK. And it's Devita with me? Yes. Yeah. Then I'll try to do both of us, bring us both the roof. First, a roll of strength. The rope is tied around you, but I'm holding onto the rope. OK. So like pulling the rope. So if you climbed up to the roof, you would pull me closer to the roof, basically, is what I'm saying.
01:16:48
Speaker
Or at least not under water is what I'm saying. Sure. But 19 with your muscles. Nice. So you
Jumanji Moment and Conclusion
01:16:56
Speaker
rent yourself out of the water with dust pulling on it. And Davita, you basically can just grab the edge and hold on to it and be ready to put yourself up after without a check. Or you can probably come up as well. But you're out of the water, Luke.
01:17:14
Speaker
So what do you want to do with that? Can you roll the dice? You can roll the dice. How close am I? You have eight. You have eight spaces left. Oh, I meant like me. I have no idea. You're pretty close. You're right there. You just have to walk up the edge of the house and you'll be yourself. The way you pull yourself up was half your movement. So you can probably move the rest, which is fine. The rest of your movement would get you to the board, yeah.
01:17:40
Speaker
I won't even get up. I'll just kind of be like loading and just be like, could've drawn a fan of Dovid. Super cool. Grab the Dyson throat. Okay. Roll 2d6. Oh, there it is. Oh, wait, don't you have to say something? Yes. So it enters and then it, and all you see on top of it is Jumanji and it just waits. Call out its name. Luke, call out its name. Luke, call out its name. Well,
01:18:23
Speaker
Jumanji! Alright, we say Jumanji and everything kind of just starts getting sucked in and and the swirl the water keeps going in the heart of the siren that's in the sky that's flying down gets sucked in of the
01:18:41
Speaker
Mosquito wasp things get sucked in the plants the moss Everything the skeletons that finally make it up the steps get sucked in and the chainsword is still in his hands proud and powerful and
01:18:58
Speaker
And we are back in Davida's house eating cookies. That's how we started it, that's how it ended. Oh yeah, that was crazy. Let's not play this game again, guys. And a portal appears. I feel like those were some pretty rough cookies. Maybe I should have checked the expiry date. I'm just going to tell you now, whoever baked these cookies put something in these. Yeah, Davida, what did you do? No, they're just regular cookies.
01:19:28
Speaker
Check the packaging. Does it say made in Holland or something? Maybe. And a scientist or a person in a lab coat comes out. Thank you for participating. Please exit this way. We get paid now. Two casual little droids come out as well and just be like, ah, where's the portal gun? Where's the portal gun? And I immediately run out of there.
01:19:53
Speaker
Oh yeah, I'm swiftly moving, I put the chainsaw down, I shed a tear for it and I leave. I pick the chainsaw up and follow. And
Debrief and Farewell
01:20:05
Speaker
all that's left is Luke and Devita. Alright, fun times. See you on the other end, I guess. Bye. And then you leave.
01:20:15
Speaker
and a luke of birds. Great. And as we leave the portal, we kind of get a debrief and all this stuff happens. They kind of play back what we've done because they recorded everything of it. And yeah, that is the end of Jumanji. So we get to keep the chainsword now. No, the chainsword is returned.
01:20:39
Speaker
All our equipment is returned. Wait. Oh, I don't get... I don't get a genius cane. No. You gotta return everything. Or at least put it in your locker because you will return for a different game for a new reason. And that is it. Thank you all for playing. That is Jumanji. Yeah. Hand it over to Davina.
01:20:59
Speaker
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Speaker
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01:21:52
Speaker
The siren starts flying around, and it's about to swoop down. Yeah, exactly. But I feel like I could ask for anything at this moment. You guys would have to give it... I'm going to be saving our lives. I'm happy being a tree. I am going to be saving our lives, by the way. Not you. And that's the siren swoops down to take the loop away. Choo-ma-jee! Choo-ma-jee! Choo-ma-jee!
01:22:20
Speaker
I say we just let the happy take him. At this point, let the sirens say it. Fine, but people- We're just gonna go to the next person then, let's stand up and do Jesse's turn. Nobody has to draw a fan out of that though. Like, I'm missing him.