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Crash Pandas
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Davita is GMing once again with her 3 racoons Ariana, Luke and Lee as they race through the streets of LA and taking revenge for the death of a sister.
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Transcript
Introduction to Crash Panda Game
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey, everyone. Just wanted to let you all know that there's no intro to this. So I wanted to jump in and just say they're doing Crash Panda. And Davida is doing the jamming. Luke, Lee, and her sister Ariana are doing the raccoons. So yeah, hope you enjoy it. And
00:00:29
Speaker
Yeah, sorry, I missed out. All right. Enjoy. Bye.
Character Creation and Backstories
00:00:45
Speaker
All right, so this says, make a raccoon. First, you make a raccoon. Why are you a raccoon? Why not? Entering the world of illegal street racing in Los Angeles. 100%. Why are you a raccoon entering the world of illegal street racing in Los Angeles? So you guys can decide that for yourselves. This is how you're going to make your character.
00:01:15
Speaker
You guys will each play a raccoon and you individually can decide why you as a raccoon are entering the illegal street racing in Los Angeles.
00:01:27
Speaker
Are you a wide-eyed rookie or a grizzled veteran? Are you in this for love, fortune, fame, or justice? Are you an undercover cop? Who's your human rival? Do they know you even exist? What's the conflict at the heart of you that spurs drama?
00:01:48
Speaker
Write a short origin story for your raccoon and give them a name. I want it to be called James Coon. I want to be an undercover special agent. Do you want? And I want to be literally James Bond, but as a raccoon. Ariana, do you want my notebook so you can make... No, I thought you said... I thought he said spoon. You wanted to be a spoon. My name's James. My name's James Spoon. I'm a raccoon.
00:02:16
Speaker
I should be called James Spoon. That's a way cooler name. I'm going to be called James Spoon. That's it. OK, so then we roll four d4 to assign them to your stats. So the first stat is alacrity. So that's moving quickly, whether it's leaping, climbing or swimming. So your first d4 will be your alacrity. Second one will be your chutzpah for carrying off schemes, bruises, lies and disguises. The next one is ferociousness.
00:02:44
Speaker
So, scratch, bite, and maim. It's your tack, basically. And rotundity. Remain steadfast in adversity thanks to your generous roundness. So, depending on how you roll rotundity will be how fat your raccoon is, I guess.
00:03:02
Speaker
Oh god, he's not very fast. He is definitely not very fast. I'm sorry, once more we're just rolling a d20 for all of this? No, a d4. A d4, oh okay. Yeah, so alacrity is the first one, then chutzpah versus... Really? It's like a Jewish word. I've never heard of alacrity.
00:03:28
Speaker
The name's Spoon. James Spoon. So are you, like, neutral good? I'm neutral good. I'm an undercover special agent trying to bring down the drive syndicate. And my goal is justice. I based my whole life on James Bond movies. That's basically it. Because I used to live in a blockbuster. There we go. That's it. And then you would just watch James Bond's movies. That's it. Done.
00:03:57
Speaker
Okay, can I be your best friend? And I watched them with you, but then I was like, sharks with lasers. Like just taking all of the bad guys and be like, those are so cool. But I'm a hundred percent down with this. I just, I just want to make sure that you're not going to try to defeat me. Oh no, not at all. I'm trying to bring down the drive syndicates as a divator has already said. So why not? Let's try to set it on fire.
Game Mechanics and Conflict
00:04:23
Speaker
What were the categories?
00:04:25
Speaker
Do you know what you're doing, Ariana? No. What were the categories again? I got alacrity. I have one. Well, not one. I have one category. And you spell that how? C-H-U-T-Z-P-A-H. Okay. What else? Ferociousness. Wouldn't that be ferocity? Or is that not a word? You can put ferocity on your character sheet if you want to. A couple words.
00:04:53
Speaker
Oh dear. Okay, what else? And then, uh, Rotundity. I love that. I love how it's... I'm gonna forget most of these.
00:05:02
Speaker
Makes me think of that video of the round animals bouncing through the safari. So I have my rotundity and everything else, and now I need to have the backstory, right? Yeah, Roland Safari, that's the name of it. I just need to come up with a good name, like Spoon. I think that's perfect. I honestly think that's perfect. That's way cooler than my one, because I casually realized, yeah, that's basically South Park, right? Is that a name? I'd say Claws. Yes. His name's Jaws. His name is Jaws, but Claws is perfect. C-L-A-U-S-E.
00:05:32
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Avoid the copyright so you can have it with a K. Like, how Klaus is all of a sudden German for some weird reason? Yeah. Imagine that German and international Germans. How are you doing, Klaus? Klaus the raccoon, yeah? Like, oh my gosh, that's even funnier. Oh my dick. I think Spoon needs to be German now.
00:05:58
Speaker
Yeah, I think James, James Spoon needs to be German. He needs to be German. Okay, so we have... Every time I like crash a car. So Lee is playing James Spoon. Who else do we have? Me, Klaus, but it's pronounced Klaus. Like... I love the action. Sure, we got it. Okay.
00:06:26
Speaker
I just went through all the Fest and Furious cast and was like, all these are boring. Literally, no puns, nothing. I just need to think of a word. It's Mad Libs. Come up with a noun. A noun, OK. First one you said. That's the other thing we could have done, is we could have played Mad Libs. I knew there was something that I was thinking would be fun. Gouda. What did? Coda? Gouda. Gouda. I believe that's a cheese. Gouda. It is a cheese. Oh, mate.
00:06:55
Speaker
I decided to go for the first word that came in my mind when you said noun. Nice. And I taught Gouda. They call me Miss Miss Gouda. Alright. Klaus, Klaus, what is your backstory? Why are you into street racing? Or did you already say? Mostly just an appendage of Spoon. James Spoon.
00:07:21
Speaker
He's like his best friend and just he's never really seen the movies with him. He's too short to see the window. But yeah, I like that super villains and heroes. And heroes. Yes. James Bond. Yeah. All right. But he's just trying to be supportive to us.
00:07:44
Speaker
but loves chaos, even though he's not good at it. Sounds good. Mariana? I come from a long line of illegal street racers and my sister, Havarti, Papa for short. We go. She was really the natural born racer, but there was a big crash last year and she didn't make it, so.
00:08:11
Speaker
I have to carry on her legacy. Should I take you this personally? We just pull walk at this.
00:08:21
Speaker
He's been dead for a while. It wasn't too popular. RIP Paul. Alright, so here we go. So doing anything that isn't driving a car, you have to roll a D6 equal to the relevant stat when you attempt a test. So if your stat for alacrity is 2, then roll 2D6.
00:08:45
Speaker
Okay, or that's basically it. So if you try and do something, I'll tell you which stat you should use, and then you roll that number of d6s. If your action ties into your origin story, add a dice to your roll, another d6. If it ties into the central conflict in your origin story, add another. Oh, so you guys have to have a conflict. Did I not? Oh, yeah, that's the conflict.
00:09:13
Speaker
the only racers or are there others like there are other racers as well because you guys are all i think driving the same car yep we're all driving the same car you're a raccoon you can't reach the gas oh okay oh like fair play honestly for every second are we racing fred flintstone vehicles that sounds incredible even more like everyone's like
00:09:39
Speaker
Like on their feet. A human. Regular cars. Regular race cars. Oh wow. This is exactly like Jumanji and the Monkees. This is awesome. Right. Okay.
Race Setup in Los Angeles
00:09:50
Speaker
Do you guys have a conflict then? Because I didn't realize you. Yeah. Your origin story, if your action ties into your origin story, you get it plus another dice. If it ties into your central conflict, you get another dice. So you guys have to have a central conflict.
00:10:06
Speaker
Blake's my buddy. We should have a tragic backstory, Luke. What can happen? We're orphans. There we go. Yeah. We're raccoon orphans. Brothers. We're brothers. Brothers. Yeah. I'm a brother. It's evolving. I'm picturing, like, the horror of Horace and Jasper from Cruella. That's what I'm picturing you guys as.
00:10:27
Speaker
And there's another racer who, uh, who won when Hava died. I mean, have already, and he, uh, I don't know. Let's say he did something against the rules that caused my sister's crash. And then he won that race. So my conflict is specifically with him. Okay.
00:10:49
Speaker
We'll call him Speeder. And just so that we have more grounds of things, mine will be more of like, because of his orphanness, he's like trying to find a place in society. And so he's trying his best to be the best Bond villain ever. He's just terrible at it. He's like, oh, man, if only I had crocodiles that could come from an open pool that I just have in my room and I could torch people to get information.
00:11:17
Speaker
He's just, yeah, just hoping for a better life as a worse person. So these are our backstories, but also, I've written down here, we all might, we also might be on drugs. So we could also be on drugs, possibly. We don't know. You two or all of us? No, just us two. I think I'm a super, I think I'm an undercover special agent, so anything's possible right now. I think we're eating some dodgy mushrooms or something. I feel like I need a good reason with why I'd be on a team with these guys.
00:11:46
Speaker
Okay. Well, we can figure out that next. I use my hood spa on you. That is my favorite thing I've ever said because I'm very Bond-like and I rolled the best role for that. So I'm grateful. Anything else is trash. Sure. Let's say that you guys needed a third and you convinced me. You're the only one that could really drive. We're just like drugs. Yeah, we're on drugs.
00:12:08
Speaker
So we need somebody who's good at driving. We recruited you outside. I wasn't as good as my sister, but it does run into family, so. Better than her now. I was going to make a joke, but she's drinking. That's why I was going to be like, well, you were you were second best, but now you are the best. So it's fine. Oh, we don't say this to you because we're currently heartbreaking. All right. So I have a question. Can we drive an Aston Martin?
00:12:38
Speaker
100%. I don't know. We'll see. I want you to be able to. I initially thought this was raccoons, like putting, organizing illegal street racing, but we're just the only raccoons. Is that what this is? And everyone else is human. Okay.
00:12:57
Speaker
I love this. It's like, hey, we're actually known as Steve, but we're technically three raccoons in a trench coat is basically what's going on right now. I love this. I've got blacked out windows so no one can see inside the thing at all times. All right, Lee, what did you roll?
00:13:17
Speaker
I rolled a 9 and a 17. So you get a banana. Delicious. Also, cars might slip on the peel. This is my record. I'm 100% down in banana. And then 17. 17 is a police siren. Makes noises and lights. What? A police siren. You get a police siren. It lights up and makes a lot of noise. Cars might slow down and get out of the way for us. OK. OK. OK, Luke, what did you get?
00:13:42
Speaker
Okay. Six and two. Okay. You got a grappling hook so you can perform sweet grapple tricks. And you said two. Yeah. You got duct tape. Go ahead. I just thought you said duck.
00:13:59
Speaker
These are unofficial mascots. That's basically it's just getting weird in this game. You have duct tape so you can repair cars or anything else you can tape together. All right, Ariana, what did you roll? I got a two and a 12. So you also got duct tape. If you want, you can reroll.
00:14:15
Speaker
That one, if you want something different. And you've got a cardboard box, multi-purpose logistics and obfuscation device. That's the subtitle for a cardboard box is multi-purpose logistics and obfuscation device.
00:14:36
Speaker
Oh, it's to make something like non-visible. Yeah, it doesn't matter, it'll be a solid reference. I love that. I'm fiscation, like feeling, hiding. It'll be a solid reference, yeah. If we lose the pace, we hide in the cardboard box. Done. Escape route done.
00:14:53
Speaker
Did you want to re-roll Ariana for you two? I just have a question really quick. Sure. Technological difficulties. Did you want to re-roll your dice Ariana to see if you want something other than duct tapes and sploot that duct tape as well? Well, are we going to run out of duct tape? Like is it possible to use it up? I'm going to say no. Okay. Then I'll roll again. I was going to say you can never have too much duct tape. I know, right? A hundred percent.
00:15:17
Speaker
Oh, wait a second. You played escapish, Lee? I played escapist. Yeah, I love escapists. Oh, nice. Possibly coming on my channel, Luke. I'll play. Oh, yes. Cross platform. Let's do this. Okay, Ariana, you got a spare tire so you can repair flats or upgrade your car to have five wheels fast.
00:15:37
Speaker
We'll throw it at somebody. I guess you could do that. A police siren, a banana, duct tape, a grappling, an extra wheel, and a cardboard box. This game's mad. I love it. I love it. I'm in.
00:15:52
Speaker
all right so you guys have a Aston Martin i guess if you guys want that you can have that well we're gonna butcher it possibly having a fifth wheel on it so why the heck not like this one let's do anything all right so let's get started
Start of the Race
00:16:37
Speaker
So it is a dark summer night in Los Angeles. It's about probably, I would say 2 a.m. This is relatively quiet out, but all you can hear is the sound of rumbling engines as people are preparing for the street race.
00:16:58
Speaker
So you pull up in your Aston Martin or how do you guys want to roleplay this out? So you guys are right as you guys arrive to the race. I hope you guys know what you're doing. I take a sip of my martini. I definitely did not get enough sleep last night. I'm ready to take a sip of my coffee in the same spirit as Big Brother. Drink my water. It's good to stay hydrated, boys. Exactly.
00:17:25
Speaker
OK, let me ask this question really quick. So I'm not intoxicated. No, actually it's an interview or somebody's trying to interview. They're trying to get like like a good scoop or something. Entertainment News.
00:17:46
Speaker
So why are you guys in racing? What's the goal? What are you guys aiming for? Why do you want to win this race? I guess I didn't choose a reason. What were the options? No, you got hired, I thought, right? I got hired? You got hired by us. It's just your backstory, pretty much. Well, I needed a team. I was looking for a team, and then they needed another third person.
00:18:09
Speaker
oh but i needed to i i felt compelled or whatever the word is to join to both let's carry on the family legacy and avenge there's the word avenge my sister so that's what you're saying to the interviewer no i'm here for revenge everyone's gonna die
00:18:32
Speaker
I'm just here to see how this goes. My family's been in the racing business for a long time. Wow, that's so cool. What were your family members? What I know of these racers? Well, you might be familiar with my father, Ched, short for Cheddar, my sister, Havarti. Oh, Ched, Ched. That's right. I remember he won that one. Did you say Havarti? Oh, yeah. She's my sister.
00:18:59
Speaker
Oh, oh my goodness. I'm so sorry. I heard about the crash. Oh, wow. You must. I'm surprised you decided to stay in the racing business. Well, good luck. I mean, I hope you win. Thank you. Me too. What about you too?
00:19:14
Speaker
We're here for a Gouda time. And I won't take another drink of my martini. Oh, because this is Gouda, the race driver. Oh, yes. Yes. Well, good luck out there. I hear it's going to be a pretty, you know, tense race. So I don't know if you guys heard, but Speeder is out there today. So we've got, we've got Speeder. We've got, I'm just trying to think of other names.
00:19:43
Speaker
Rocket has got to be me. We got Rocket out there. We've got Hyper Spectacular, that, you know, that racer. I don't know why they chose that name, but you know, we got that one. And yeah, so it should be a good race. We're looking forward to it. So good luck for you guys. Entertainment News.
00:20:14
Speaker
I might have an extra name for you if Eriana's rivals here. Did you have a name for him? The one who killed Hava? Speeder. Speeder. Speeder, okay. No relation to Reeder.
00:20:28
Speaker
I love how we clear that up, no relation. I'm just leaving that, no relation. Just saying it's all right. I realized afterwards when I said Hava, and then the one who killed her was Peter. All right, so you guys can go ahead and line up with the race line. You guys are fourth in line, so go ahead and pull up. Okay. I hope you know what you're doing, guys, because this is my first time.
00:20:55
Speaker
Yeah, I'm holding my big brother's shoulder to be like, you go ahead, you lead. I don't know. Is it an automatic? Or do we have to shift? It doesn't say anything about shifting gears. No, it doesn't say anything about shifting gears. So we're trying to get it automatic. That's great. So we've just got brake and accelerator. That's easy. Brake and accelerator. Use item random action. Exactly. Spoon, did you bring your martini? No, this is just soda water. Sorry.
00:21:23
Speaker
Okay. I forgot. I forgot. What's your name? I have Irish coffee. This is Irish coffee. That's why he is drunk. Plot twist. Plot twist. What's, um, what's Luke's name? I don't remember. Claws. Claws. Music Claws. It's Claws, but I'll be like, it's Claws. Okay. Okay. Claws. It's Claws. Claws. You could have been German brothers. It would have been way funny.
00:21:53
Speaker
the turn left no the turn right all right so you guys line up and you're all in the driver's seat what oh that makes sense i'm actually curious how rotund you guys are what did you guys roll for that i got one i got one i got two okay so you guys are are not just for this
00:22:19
Speaker
It's 2 a.m. We've been partying all night and now we're doing an illegal street race. You know, that's how we roll. I think James Spoon and Claus are just like, they're orphans maybe still living on the streets, so they are not well fed. And maybe Gouda has come from a more ritzy, I don't know, family. Yeah, she lives in a shopping trolley. We live in a truck. She eats cheese a lot and it's fattened her up a little bit.
00:22:45
Speaker
We have twice as many dead parents, so we have half the amount. Basically, we're all Bruce Wayne. We've all had tragic losses. That binds us together. That's what happens. There you go. Just say orphan a lot. That's all we've got to just play that card a lot. Color. We drive cars and we're orphans, you know. It's Oliver the Twist. So that's what we're going with now. So we call it the Batnail Beast.
00:23:06
Speaker
yes oh the lady who's waving the flag or she's she's in the front she's waving the flag and you hear the announcer say 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go
Race Challenges and Strategies
00:23:35
Speaker
and you guys take off or do you take off? I guess you guys have to choose choose a
00:23:44
Speaker
one of the actions. This is all when we put down one and we break and immediately have a decision of how we're going to actually drive. What did you guys roll? Are we rolling? Oh, not rolling! Sorry, what did you choose? Sorry, my bad. Alright, Lee, what did you do? I went with five. Accelerate, plus one speed. Alright. Hey, Anna. Was I supposed to choose already? Yes. Okay, I didn't. I pray that it's a five, otherwise we might be in trouble.
00:24:11
Speaker
Wait, what did you do, Lee? Um, I went with accelerate plus one speed because he said go. So I'm assuming we need to go. Yeah, I would imagine I would just jump on that gas pedal. What's it called? Pedal. Yeah, we're actually doing it in a canoe. We're on drugs, we're actually on a white. We're running similar. Jump on the gas pedal as hard as I can.
00:24:33
Speaker
I did not choose to accelerate. I'm sorry. My choice was number four. And if we're doing this in order, before it starts, I want to use my grappling gun and just shoot everyone next to us and just see how many people I can hit and get them out of the race. Oh, okay. Isn't a grappling gun used to attach to something? What do you want? When I see it attached to a button that you could hit somebody with, correct?
00:25:01
Speaker
Yeah, but then you're going to be attached to that car. Sure. Just want to make sure you're aware of that and you have one shot, not as many as you want. I think that's a brilliant idea. So let's go with it. What's the worst thing that can happen? We crash the car and we lose a race. We just re- we do another one later. Sorry, it's not an offense. This perfect record of the Cheddar family might be ruined by a grappling hook and stupidity. So let's figure this out. Let's go.
00:25:29
Speaker
Between the Irish coffee and the Martini, we'll have some interesting choices here. But I mean, we're raccoon. I wouldn't expect any less. I'll show you guys where you're at right now. You are this car. You're this car. So you're like the fourth of the line. So it goes one, two, three, four. You're number four. We're all lined up.
00:25:49
Speaker
No, you're kind of next together. I'm going to use the duct tape to just make the grubs and gun a large boxing glove. So I can be ready to hit people with it. Oh, I like this. This is even cooler. It's a glove. Okay, you guys are going into a tunnel. This is the tunnel that goes under the big, there's a big skyscraper right here, basically, in LA.
00:26:18
Speaker
This is the start of the race, going under the tunnel in downtown LA. Sweet, at 2am, where no one's around. Awesome, I love that. Yeah, I think there's like a hospital over here too. Oh sweet, so if we crash, we'll be close to a hospital. That's you. I'm down with this. Good to know. There's a hospital right there. And you wrap the duct tape around you, your hand. Yes, you can do that. I don't get into a boxing glove and use it.
00:26:43
Speaker
the one-shot boxing glove. I think you might... Can I recoil it? She did say you shoot it once. Because it attaches, right? Yes. So can I get it to work? Oh, you just want a stupid claw gun from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I'm 100% in on this. So you're taping the grappling hooks to your hand?
00:27:04
Speaker
Right. Cause there is like a mechanism to like, once it's up on a building, you can use it to. Yeah. Okay. So you have to roll for that one, one success. Would I be able to use it multiple times? Yeah. Well, it has to, once it's detached, you can use it again, but you just can't keep like shooting it. You know, it's not a rapid fire grappling gun. Yeah. One per turn. And then the, yeah, you have to roll for that. And I would say it would be.
00:27:35
Speaker
Go on, Luke. I have 100% faith in you on this.
00:27:39
Speaker
And they're D6s, correct? They are. D6, yeah. 4 plus 5, please. Okay, so... I don't know. But this... Wait, hold up. This goes into your background, too, doesn't it? Because you want to be the best supervillain? And it's my... Yeah. Like, I want to be the supervillain, and I feel like I'm not good enough, so this would make me feel good. Goes into your backstory, too. All right. Two extra. Two on top of these, correct? Yeah, how many do you have for your Hudson? Three, so I automatically get it anyway.
00:28:07
Speaker
okay yeah there you go you successfully taped this grappling i get if i get four more than mine it's an extra special thing and sure sure you can do extra special thing are you telling me you're casually rolling seven dice on the first thing you do oh no five is three and then plus two
00:28:28
Speaker
Because I thought it was, it was like, oh, outside the car, Lee, you're an idiot. I'm fine. We're great. Drinks martini. 16. So how many more than what I needed? Was that, I just, how many successes did you get? You needed, I think you needed one successes. You, all you did was tape it to your hand. So you only needed one success. Now we taped it around the grappling hook so it can make a ball. So we could use it as a weapon.
00:28:53
Speaker
oh yes that sounds insane and he will go flying off like a spider i thought he meant like he was gonna tape it to his hand and then when you could grapple onto it it's like attached to him so no you're taping it to the car out to the handle okay so it's a touching thing love gun pretty much yes sure okay funny enough in our car
00:29:16
Speaker
What's the most Bond villain thing I can make right now? And that feels like... True. Well, I think Acme was actually put on the cardboard box we have in the car. So how many things possible? That's fine. Okay, so you made a punching weapon out of your... I just made four together, right? And each four is an additional... Is that what the rule is? I am sorry, what? Like, four is a success and then... Oh, yes, four and up is a success.
00:29:44
Speaker
and you got three right so he wants no i got 16 in total so that's four successes how how cool i'm just trying to break the game i'm sorry wow so automatic knockout weapon yes okay you could
00:30:01
Speaker
i'm sorry to be that this is like you can stop a car yeah sorry you can stop a car by putting it i'm fine like it'll be it'll be as if it as if they had a full-on collision with a solid object nice i'll go with that i love it
00:30:16
Speaker
Wow, that's violent. Okay, so you guys are headed forward. You are now inside the tunnel. Yeah, so you're coming up on a turn now. These cars are already on the turn. You are right about to make a turn and you have the hospital straight in front of you.
00:30:39
Speaker
You have a person walking their dog just about to go inside the tunnel. Is this a 90 degree? On your left. This is a 90 degree turn. Yes. This is a 90 degree turn. Yes. And we're not near the corner. Has he been talking this entire time? There's a 90 degree turn, but we're not at the corner.
00:30:57
Speaker
Yeah, I was going to ask about that. Do we need to go further forward before we start turning? You know, if you start turning now... What's more nice about a dog in the world, though? I mean, you're still going a speed of two, like, so you're going to be turning, well, yeah. What does a speed of two mean? Are we going two miles per hour? Are we in second gear? I'm worried now. Ten feet per second.
00:31:19
Speaker
Yeah, no, the game doesn't say. So I'm just going to say that you're going moderately, I don't know, moderately fast. You're at a moderate speed. I don't know. Just think of it. If you got in the car crash, a full-on car crash, it will damage your car two points and your car can withstand 10.
00:31:38
Speaker
It's like hitting damage. So it would probably. Yeah, it would be what's two. What's two four six eight ten. That's that's one fifth. Yeah. One fifth. The damage like your car would take if you got an actual on head on collision right now. Does speeder have a dog as a companion?
00:31:58
Speaker
So you're actually not going super duper fast right now. Does Peter have a dog? Yeah, does Peter have a dog as a friend? No. Okay, that's fine because I'm pretty positive if he did, the backstory here is we run over the person and the dog. Oh goodness. Because I feel like we're not at a 90 degree turn and if we do 90 degrees,
00:32:17
Speaker
You can't discuss what you guys are going to do. You can. Yeah, I'm going to be. You can. But you can't. But like you can't tell me what you can't tell each other what you're going to do right now. But you do have to choose something right now. So headed. I've decided. I've decided. Oh, right. Leave. I've got to accelerate. Turn left. Luke left. So you guys turn 60 degrees. Yeah. And it's a 90 degree turn.
00:32:48
Speaker
We now have a turn though, so it's fine, right? Well, I thought this would be an easy first turn for you guys, since if you wanted to get a 90 degree turn, you would all turn.
00:33:01
Speaker
Wait, no, I chose to do 30. Ariana chose to do 30, and then we both decided to do 30, so together that's 90, right? Because three times. That is not how it works. I don't understand you logically.
00:33:19
Speaker
I chose to do 30. You chose to do 30. We both chose to do 30. So that's 90, right? It only works visually, seeing him put up his fingers three times. It's true. Without any reason. See, I wanted to do the turn, but I realized we weren't at the turn. So I thought if we sped up and did 60 degrees at least, we will be casually drifting like crazy people. We could drift. But it looks like we're hitting a building. I do apologize. Yeah, you're hitting a building. And there's a fire hydrant too. There's a fire hydrant as well. This doesn't move.
00:33:48
Speaker
So you actually, I'm gonna say you didn't actually run straight into the building, but you did hit the fire hydrant. And your car has taken, so since that was a minor collision, that was a half of that, so your car has taken one damage. That's not too bad, sorry guys. That's okay. I don't really know what we're doing, so. Honestly thought we could Tokyo Drift, obviously I was wrong, it's fine.
00:34:18
Speaker
When she said 90 degree turn, I honestly thought we could 60 degree it. You could have like put your banana on the ground and then that would have made you drift. But other than that, or spilled water, or, you know, something that's slippery on the floor. I may have given that to you, but you're not drifting. Wacky race is logic. I like it.
00:34:38
Speaker
And so you and you actually didn't nail the thing too badly. You kind of just popped the spout off. So now it's spraying water at all the cars. Boy, let me show you. This is actually kind of helps you because this is this is a fire hydrant. It's not spraying water down this way. So any cars that were behind you or I should have put the other cars behind you. Oh, there are. I have a question with with all of you guys are fourth and there's eight cars. I'm going to say eight cars.
00:35:08
Speaker
I have a question. So is this like a circuit or are we not looking good for our enemies?
00:35:16
Speaker
So as you guys, after you have made this very bad turn, the three drivers in front of you are trying to play dirty as well. This car has, the second car has like blasted some like, I don't know, fire at the car behind it. And they kind of skid out and have stopped in the road. So now you have a car in the road
00:35:44
Speaker
Is there a dodge? Your street goes like this. There's a bit of a swerve. It's not necessarily a 90-degree. I would say, I don't know, 60? I don't know. Pretty sure that's a 60-degree turn. There's a car in the middle, and then there's another 60-degree turn right after it, and then you go straight.
00:36:10
Speaker
Actually, this one's in the lead. Okay, so... Good with geometry. This one is spun out and hit a... They're facing this way now. They're facing towards you, but the car is there and you guys are right here. Okay? And they have... They hit a signpost that... Or like a light post, lamp post that fell over and is also in the road. It's got worse.
00:36:37
Speaker
I love how the rocks you're using, like they just all look like potatoes on the road. I was about to say. Your guys' trajectory actually I think is headed the right direction just because you didn't make a full 90 degree that previous one. I love that ever since the 60 degree, Lee is just justifying his choice not to do it. But I'm going to say that there is a fruit cellar right there. Oh, can we get some pineapple?
00:37:05
Speaker
What did you drive by grab? Is that what we're trying to do now? So you guys have to make it through this small gap. There's a light post on one side, the car there and on the other side on the sidewalk is a fruit seller. All right. What do you decide to do? OK, so we can go. This is scary. I also put a car that's pretty close to you guys. It's behind you, but it's pretty close. All right, you guys ready?
00:37:30
Speaker
Yes. OK, Lee, what are you going to do? I have chose to do an action of miscellaneous madness. OK, I'll come back to you after I see what the others have said. Ariana, what are you going to do? I missed what Lee said. He's doing an action about what? Miscellaneous nature. Oh, OK. I also was going to do an action. OK, two actions. And Luke, what are you doing? I'm just accelerating. OK, so you are now going at a speed of four. Oh, God.
00:38:00
Speaker
So whatever your actions are, please don't mess up. So your actions, Lee. I wanted to do a drive by grab of possible fruitage off the fruit vendor.
00:38:16
Speaker
So you have to roll, so this would be a, let me see, I think this is a, it's either a lacquer to your chutzpah. Both? Well, yes. Yeah. I'm praying for one of them. I'll let you pick. I would say you have to use your chutzpah because you're trying to carry off a scheme.
00:38:36
Speaker
Okay, so I roll three dice for my hoodsper, and then 2d6, oh no, not outside the card, so just three dice. Okay, I need four pluses, come on kids. Okay, I fail and yatsy on threes. Okay, I didn't say how many successes I needed to do. Well, it was three. You needed three successes. Yeah, yeah, I failed, horrifically. I'm assuming I grab nothing.
00:39:01
Speaker
What did you get in total? My total was seven. And you just needed three? Sorry. Oh, no. Three successes. Oh, it's three successes. Four plus. So, oh, I needed. OK, I need twelve. So I got seven. So I got what? One success? That's still pretty poop. What I wanted to do. Well, it was fun. So instead from a fruit vendor.
00:39:24
Speaker
Instead, you kind of like just grabbed the guy's hat off, I would say. I'll let you grab the seller's hat. Okay. And then, because you did fail in your objective, but you got something different. All right, so Ariana, what's your action? So I, my plan was also to grab fruit. Okay. So three successes. Total matter.
00:39:54
Speaker
I think that's what Luke said. It was like a four plus is one success. I thought it was four plus on a die, but it isn't. It's like a four plus in total of all those dices. Each die you roll has to have a four plus.
00:40:05
Speaker
Oh. So the total of all the dice value doesn't really matter, right? No, it's on a four plus. So whatever D6 you roll... Oh, you said I need three successes? Yeah, this is... I should probably just give you mine, Ariana. Do you want my dice? No, I'm not using it. I can't roll three D6s. You roll it individually? No, I mean, my chutzpah is only two. Oh. It's a failure from the beginning.
00:40:32
Speaker
all right well then you don't grab the fruit no no no roll two because you can still get something cool I got a hat so you could get something true I'm trying to think of it could be part of your backstory how this favorite food was fruit in her honor oh no
00:40:50
Speaker
I forgot to say, so I get extra dice if it's part of my story? Yes. Okay. So I forgot to say, I wanted to get, specifically I wanted like a pineapple or durian or like something massive, maybe a jackfruit, for the purpose of later throwing at Speeder. But I don't know if I can get that kind of a specific fruit. I see. We just go by and you get the successes and he goes like, he has no pineapple, sorry.
00:41:20
Speaker
Can I do that? Sure. So how many guys? I probably should have given Lee two successes actually for that. So I'm going to give you, I'll make it three for you. I mean, he's still, he was still wouldn't have got it because he got no successes, right? Yeah. I need what? You need what? Uh, three because it's a specific group. Yeah. I should have given him two successes to pull that off, but that's why I just said fruit.
00:41:47
Speaker
Okay, and then this, so, but you get an extra, because you're trying to get a, you get one extra die. Yeah. Okay. Go on. Wait, I'm confused. All you gotta do is roll, roll those 2d6, and if one of them is a four plus, that's a success. So obviously the dice, mantis. Yes. That was one success.
00:42:05
Speaker
And then you've got one more dice because you said three, or did you roll three dice? I rolled three. It was a six, a one, and a two. Okay. We got one success. But one of those was a six. I'm going to say you got, you might get better than a seller's hats. So anything's possible. Maybe get like a lemon or something. You take his parasol off of his car. Then we have a jumping mechanic like in Mario Kart.
00:42:26
Speaker
OK, so what did you say, Rana? I rolled a six. You got one over four, four over. Yeah, you don't you don't grab the fruit. You take his bite. Can I have a lemon? But but at this point, the the fruit seller is pretty angry at you. So he threw a tomato at you. Can I catch it? No.
00:42:52
Speaker
Is it like the tomato in Super Smash Brothers that will restore our health? That is the end of a round. You can't try it. You can't try and catch it. Okay. Fine. You can try and catch it. You have to have, I'm going to say three successes for Hutzpah again. So I can roll three. Yeah. Whatever you rolled for the last time for Hutzpah. Well, actually no, one less because I don't think the tomato has anything to do with your backstory. You could obscure Speeder's vision. Yeah.
00:43:21
Speaker
but that's medicating, so maybe don't use that, I'm sorry. I mean, whatever I got, I was gonna try to use against him. 100%, I think everything is being thrown as soon as we see the car. It doesn't matter, I've got a two and a three. Okay. I'm gonna throw everything but the kitchen sink at this. Okay, you guys are headed straight. You're getting a little faster, but these cars are also going faster, so I'm gonna say there's another turn here to 90 degree. This is windy. Yeah.
00:43:50
Speaker
That's a 90 degree turn. Just to be clear, we still have one more move and then actually, you know, they're already over there. OK, you guys are here. You've gone straight. There is a homeless person on the side of the street. We can't murder the homeless. We're home. He's right there. Actually, yeah, we have homes. So, yeah, I don't know what classified home is. We have what? We have real estate. We live in a park.
00:44:21
Speaker
And do you know this man on the corner? He might have sold us those mushrooms the other day. And this car has poured some oil. This person, this is a dirty player and you're not exactly sure who this is yet, but they are the same one who spouted fire at the other car. So now they poured oil on the ground.
00:44:48
Speaker
What does oil do? It makes you slip if you drive on it. How much of a degrees will it make you slip? You don't know that? Oh, that's annoying. I don't think. I don't think. Would you know that?
00:45:04
Speaker
How about this? I won't tell you, but I know what it is. Okay. I've decided. I decided what it is. You guys don't know. Yeah, probably not based on reality. I've made up a amount of degrees that that is. And you guys are, yeah, you're headed towards that oil spill. You have a 90 degree turn and a homeless person on the street right there. So you guys may choose now what you want to do. I'm really worried about this turn, but also I don't really care like at the same time.
00:45:34
Speaker
All right, what do you guys wanna do? I've chosen. All right, Lee. Wait, have you guys chosen first? Are you gonna look? Yes, okay. You can't change. Okay, go, Lee. I'm casually going with a break. Okay. Because we're going quite fast. I wanted to accelerate, but I think breaking quite might be smarter. All right, all right. So you guys are now going three? No, that's not. That's better than what it was gonna be originally, which might've been five.
00:46:03
Speaker
Ariana, what are you doing? Turning left. Okay. I'm just going to try to shoot. And Luke, and you're going to use an action to try and shoot. I'm going to use my boxing glove gun to try to shoot them. Actually, like, do I know the range?
00:46:19
Speaker
the range of it. I would say yes. Yeah, I would say you know. Could I hit the first guy? Try to make an obstacle for the second. You're going to try and hit this car? No, the one in front of him. Oh my god. Try to make an obstacle for him. So you're going to try and shoot something like a light pole. Try to shoot the first car. Try to be an obstacle for the second car that we can
00:46:40
Speaker
Oh, I gotcha. Okay, so you're trying to make an obstacle for the second card to crash into. Right. Gotcha. We can play dirty too, I think, depending on this point.
00:46:52
Speaker
You know, I didn't think of range. I would say 50. Is that a lot? Is that too much? 50 feet? I think 50 feet. I would say it reaches. I didn't say it reaches. If it's a very hard task, you know, you can just add more success rates to do silly, stupid things. That's what I always say. And I'm going to roll it and figure out whether or not it's close enough for you to hit it. So it is 50 feet away. If I roll odds, you get it. If I roll even, you don't get it.
00:47:20
Speaker
wait this is just okay my math to see this is no oh yeah this is your math or actually maybe you should roll then yeah no no you you can because it's like of the world but then i'll roll to see if i hit okay i'll shoot i'll shoot for the second oh okay i would say you could you could hit it okay
00:47:44
Speaker
But that doesn't mean you do. Okay, so this is a, I was gonna say a dexterity thing, but that's pretty much just moving quickly, leaving on, or where is it? I forget which one. Oh, probably Hutzpah, because you're actually trying to stop them, so.
00:48:00
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. Plus two because it's my... Yeah. Because it's my gun. You have to get three successes. You have to get three successes. And just to double check, this is my boxing glove gun. So I get an extra two because it's like James Bond villain weapon.
00:48:20
Speaker
Yeah. Sure. Wait, an extra one. Because it's, it's my, like, I want to be the best and plus my backstories that I love this. I love the idea of being. I'm giving you one. This man. There we go. Well done, Dean. I will respect that.
00:48:40
Speaker
We've got this. It's like Tales from the Loop. You just got to make sure you get X amount of successes on these D6s. You got this. And it's three successes that I need. You got this. You need three successes. You got this loop. One extra day. I got two successes. Yeah, you didn't get it. I would say maybe you hit... I was going to say the homeless person, but the homeless person is right there.
00:49:00
Speaker
Gee, you don't want to hurt people. Which one is fast with a boxing glove? Is that enough to do one or the other? Where I either hit them or they become an obstacle? Just throwing it out there as a suggestion if you want. Oh, no. Because my goal was to turn them into an obstacle.
00:49:18
Speaker
It's up to you. Yeah, no. That was just either a total hit or total miss. And you totally miss. You won't hit anything. It retracts and you get it back. Okay, so then your Ariana, she said she was gonna turn. Yeah, 30 degrees. 30 degrees. You guys are on the oil slick. The oil slick will give you 45 degree of turning. And that means 75 degrees. So you guys are 15 degrees short and you guys are headed towards that homeless man.
00:49:48
Speaker
You might graze him, actually. I was going to say you might graze him. Yeah, it's impossible for us to fix because 15 degrees might be right. What about? And I do a free action. 75 degrees. Does that look like a 75 degree angle? Yeah, that looks like we're going straight for this guy. What's the worst thing that can happen here?
Confrontation with Rival Speeder
00:50:08
Speaker
Can I have a reaction? A free action? Yeah. What do you want to do? I doubt you have a free action. I want to honk the horn so he can get out of the way. Before we destroy the bench he's sleeping in. Okay, you can do that. Honk the horn and have this moment, like slow-mo moment as we skid by and he looks up as he jumps back and there's just three raccoons driving this car. And one has like a tomato all over her face and... The other one's holding a martini.
00:50:38
Speaker
The other one's got a boxing glove gun. Sure, you can do that, but you do like your windshield wipe, your windshield window. What is it called? Side view mirror. Side view mirror does hit him and fall off.
00:50:57
Speaker
It fell off. We've just killed him. Guys, we have killed a guy. That takes quite a lot of force to do that. Well, I guess they just close. No, I would have just closed and fallen off. It wouldn't have been him that hard. Thank goodness, because it's like a drive by salmon assault.
00:51:13
Speaker
But you're headed for a wall, I think. What's there? There's like a sidewalk and then probably a building right there. Okay, quick, quick, react. You're about to hit a sidewalk wall. Okay. Or a wall on the other side of the sidewalk is what I mean. You grazed the guy, but you didn't do that. Okay.
00:51:32
Speaker
What are you going to do? Have you decided? Yeah, I've got my decision on. Okay, Lee. I'm accelerating. All right. I'm turning left. Okay. Luke, what are you doing for using a miscellaneous? I'm going to try again. I love this. At this point, I've learned to rely on Lee doing something not what I would have thought we should have done.
00:51:55
Speaker
Everyone knows when you're playing Mario Kart games, if you can't drive, you just stay on the corner and just grind around it. It's fine. I know one of you is going to turn and we're just praying to keep up with them. It's fine. That's what I'm doing. I honestly thought that the oil would have been a bigger degrees. That's why I was worried about doing a turn because then our car would be facing the other direction and be like, put it in reverse. Just continue in reverse.
00:52:20
Speaker
Okay so you are made the turn but there's a wall right here this is the sidewalk and you guys are headed straight for that wall. This is where the other cars are and you do actually have someone pretty much on your tail at this point.
00:52:39
Speaker
OK, that's I'm fine with that. OK, so we're we're heading a wall. OK. Yeah, you're just about to hit a wall. OK, what are you going to do? Where are we? You're here. We're here. We're at the back. We're at the back. Oh, sorry. You can't see the line. The road. Here's the road. OK.
00:52:56
Speaker
i'm gonna i've chose my action okay lee what are you gonna do i'm accelerating because i'm a mad purse because i believe okay now you're going five this is the same turn right no it's another one you turn okay because i believe i didn't i didn't get the shoot oh no luke didn't get his shot off oh yeah do your shot um this might be amazing well you guys also
00:53:17
Speaker
Oh, that guy's left us in the dust. Didn't you slow down? Didn't you slow down for that? I braced. Oh, you braced, but then sped back up when you were about to hit the homeless guy. So, yeah, you're going five. The car ahead of you is probably too far now. I'll just go for the second one. You're going to go for this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It is now revenge, just pure shooting. The revenge begins.
00:53:47
Speaker
All right, you have to have three successes to hit him. Use your alacrity and you get a plus one. I'm sorry, you get a plus one for your objective. Three sixes. You got it? I got it.
00:54:03
Speaker
Yeah. So you've hit this guy and he, I was going to say, you probably popped his tire. So he kind of skid out of the way. And I would say maybe hit a wall, right here. I don't expect you to win. I expect you to die. Okay. And then look immediately to big brother to be like, that was cool, right? Thumbs up, drinks, Martini. And Ariana turned left, right? Okay.
00:54:32
Speaker
Yeah, she's reliable. I need you to explain to me again. Are we pointing forward straight at this point? Yes, you are. You're going this way. So not really straight. And this guy actually hit the wall right there. Oh, nice. So he hit right where you're in the middle of your path. And there's a turn coming up. Yeah, we're going to like if we stay straight, we're not going to make that turn, right?
00:54:55
Speaker
No. What you may have, you may have been able to make it, but because this car is in the way, I mean, you could just hit him. But if you go straight, you could probably ram this guy. Right now, he's just, I would say, well, maybe he didn't pop it out, but you definitely stopped him. And he slowed down, but he's not out of the race yet. If you ran into him, he would be out of the race probably.
00:55:20
Speaker
So now that you're getting a little closer, you do see the license plate says speeder on it. So you do know that this is this is the guy who killed Gouda's sister, Hava Havarti. And there's only one thing we've got to do, isn't it? Take him out. Take him out. All right. So I mean, we have nine. Maybe we shouldn't like full on Ram him.
00:55:47
Speaker
How fast are we going? Four? You're going five at this point. We're going five right now. We're going quite fast. If you nail him, that will be a two and a half damage if you don't speed up. If you don't speed up and you nail him right now, that will be, sorry, not two and a half, that will be five damage to your car. And right now you have nine. Your car is at nine.
00:56:08
Speaker
okay that seems pretty bad but i'm gonna say that the race is not too much longer it's just i'm gonna say it's one loop i'm not gonna make it too crazy nice because i don't want to keep going too too long on here okay so we are headed for that car and this one is still pretty far ahead okay all right so we have this turn you guys are headed for him and what do you do lee
00:56:32
Speaker
I am going to go two, which is the wrong direction. Three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three. I want to turn 30 degrees right. Turn right? Right, yes. 30 degrees right. Yes. Okay. I'm praying we snake and I'm praying. I don't know what 30 degrees is. I should have like 30 degrees. This game is hilarious geometry. I love it.
00:56:59
Speaker
I don't really know. Yeah, I know. I was like, I know what a 90 degree is. And 30... So this is 90. Don't think too hard about it. You're headed this way. I know. I'm like doing the drawing now. So you're headed this way. Okay. Ariana, what are you doing? I am turning left. Okay. This is a 90. So you're headed this way now. Okay. So it looks like you're going to swerve around. I'm really going to turn to right.
00:57:32
Speaker
This is why I'm not good with directions. Go left. Don't you mean right? Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry. Luke, what are you doing? I had the idea that I wanted to hit him again with the boxing glove just to get him out of the way. Especially if we're right beside him. I mean, we're alongside him now.
00:57:49
Speaker
Yeah, go for his face. He's going to recover, but you can totally... Don't let him recover. One success to hit him at this point. I wanted to ask if somebody else could take my action, because I do want to just hand it over to Gouda and be like, you take the shot. She can use my role and stuff, but... I was like, who would actually roll? Luke would still roll, right? Yeah, it's my action, but I do want to flavor it as I hand it to Gouda. She does it. Vengeance. If that's all right.
00:58:18
Speaker
But you don't, she doesn't get an extra. No, he'll roll. I just wanted to be flavored. Okay. Sure. Sure. You can do that. Like, I know this is yours. I'm giving up my dream so that you can live yours. You sure you can do that. Oh, sorry. That car is really close to you guys too. Oh gosh. I forgot. I forgot about that one. Yeah. He's right behind you. There's more cars on the road too. Forgot to draw this in.
00:58:45
Speaker
I take it in my hand, tears start streaming down my eyes, the fire in my heart burns. I close my eyes and I pull the trigger. And you punch him and he, it crashes through his window and crushes his skull, whacks him in the face and he flies out the other window because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Holy crap. We've dismounted him from his vehicle.
00:59:15
Speaker
Speeder than heater is no more. So he's... He's just out, he's just on the floor. He's on the floor now. Hey guys, you know when I was joking saying we could do donuts? Alright, you guys are coming down this way. So you're gonna hit, if you keep going, you're gonna hit a trash can with a raccoon in it. Father? Everyone is your father. Is it, man? Everyone's our father.
00:59:48
Speaker
Alright, so you got this car right on your tail. This one is here. That one is there. This guy is pretty far ahead. Alright, make your decisions and then I will, I don't know, I guess keep starting with Lee because he's the first one on my screen.
01:00:04
Speaker
I have a thumbs up. I know what I want to do, but I'll let everyone else go. Has everyone decided? You got to decide first before I... I'm praying for a smart guy. Wait, I'm still thinking. I have an answer, but it depends on the answer to a question I'm going to ask and what gives away what I'm going to do if you answer it.
01:00:23
Speaker
I'm sticking with my action. I'm fine with it. So for now, I have an answer, but it may change based on an answer you are giving. Oh, well, I know what I'm giving. What is the question or the answer? What are you... Are we starting with me this turn, Jen? That makes sense. Oh, yeah, sure. Well, I just think once I ask this question, it's going to give away what my plan is. Got it. I'm sticking with my action. I know. Okay, so we can go, Luke. I mean, you guys can't change your action, what you choose or what you choose anyway.
01:00:52
Speaker
So yeah. Okay. So let's go. You're first. What do you, what's your question? How far away is the first car grappling distance? Nope. I think I said this was, I think it was something like this was 50 feet. How many inches is that one? Why don't I just make the 10 for those at 50 feet before 10 and inches a foot. I mean, 10 feet, because that makes sense for me. And I know you guys use metric system. So yeah, I think you can hit them. That's like one.
01:01:22
Speaker
Two, three, four. It's like 40, 45 feet. Then I will. Okay. Or I will try at least. Is this three successes or close to 50 feet? So it's easier. So it's two.
01:01:35
Speaker
But he's moving forward faster than you're moving forwards. I'm not gonna do math like that. That's too crazy. Okay, so same as before, three successes because he is still pretty far. I would say like the closer you guys get the less successes you need. About half is probably two successes. So three for now. So three, yeah. I got a little confused. I believe in you, Luke. Two successes.
01:02:05
Speaker
Okay, yeah, you don't, you don't get a, sorry. All right. I guess we'll just go backwards. Arianna, what are you doing? I am going to turn left. Okay. And I also, as we pass the raccoon in the trash can, he's right here. We see that it's a spectator there to watch the race. Nice. My little brother, Rick. Here, new one. He goes,
01:02:32
Speaker
Yeah, you go, Kuda. Wait, Rick, isn't that a type of cheese, Ariana? A tropper ricotta? Oh. Oh, there we go. I thought it was my sister, Bree. No, Bree's my cousin. Bree's your cousin? Oh, that makes sense. Your family's so crazy. So yeah, he's cheering you on. What? Mozzarella. Yeah, Mozzarella.
01:03:01
Speaker
No Gru. Oh, Gru. Gruy. Keeps going, keeps going, Nan. I love it. All right. So, Lee, what are you doing? I would like to use an item, if possible, please. Sure. What are you doing? I would like to drop my banana skin behind us because that guy's right up our bum. Okay. See if I can drop banana. Banana? So, do I have to roll to see if I can drop a banana? You know, I'm going to roll for this car to see if they can successfully swerve around it.
01:03:30
Speaker
Oh, fair. So it's a it's a competitive thing. Oh, large is this banana. No, I'm going to say he throws the banana peel. I don't think that takes much skill or cut another car. That's a banana peel. Well, yeah, it's really huge. It's actually from from that description and drawing, it's a spike pit and I just dropped it. I'm an artist, but I'm not doing art right now.
01:03:58
Speaker
Yeah, spike strips are what the police use to close down vehicles, right? That's what she's just drawn, right? Okay. I guess, I guess, no, I would say you do need one success probably. I'm going to say you want success. So for him to hit it. So that what I think that's, that's why I think, yeah, that is two successes. All right. So you can do it ethically if you want.
01:04:22
Speaker
I look at him and I just drop it and I just go, ooh, oops, my second action. And the other words, it's biodegradable. I'm not littering. Then drink my martini as soon as I get in the car. It's a long cocktail.
01:04:42
Speaker
and he did not make it so he spins uh he spins out and like narrowly misses your your cousin because he's going this way he hit the banana and went that way man you mean my brother your brother sorry if i just killed her brother that would have been awful like seriously i would have been like it was good to meet you sorry wreck in peace what did you say
01:05:11
Speaker
I was trying to think of some pun with Rick, so maybe Rick in peace, or in your case, pieces. Ricotta got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. Ah, there it is. These cheese puns. Let's keep going. Sorry, I'm trying to make a road. Okay. Let's just say, those, these kinds of puns are the cheesiest.
Final Race Moments and Police Interference
01:05:31
Speaker
I was holding off on that, thinking, is there a moment where that would be justified? Sorry, I did a scribble right there, but that's the Disney Concert Hall. And then Amundsen, the Amundsen Theatre is over here, me and Ariana just saw Dear Evan Hansen. Are you writing Dear Evan Hansen? Just making sure that only us know what it is, just making sure.
01:05:57
Speaker
And I know that this is not correct if I'm actually doing the turns properly in LA, but whatever. I mean, they're not too far from each other. They're not too far from each other. If this was also in rush hour traffic, it would be hilarious and quite literally just driving like absolutely not that wide completely through the streets of LA. Oh yeah, I forgot to put other cars on the street because they're actually going to be a limo pulled up on this at the Disney concert hall.
01:06:21
Speaker
See, it's ever involved in this. I need a... Wait, hold up. I need a longer turn. There's a... Somehow, there's a... They're working on the theater and there's a crane just casually swinging the ball back and forth. Like, it's gone out of control. Spider-Man has not come to save the day. You know, he lives in New York, but he's on vacation in LA. That's what we're saying. Okay, you're coming to another turn. You hear a siren behind you? Not great. Oh, crap.
01:06:50
Speaker
I'm just going to say there is a there is a street here and he's coming in from this way. Oh, crap. Your your policeman is coming in from here. Well, he's still a little wise, a little while back, but he's coming in. So you've got a policeman coming in. There's always.
01:07:07
Speaker
There's a limo at this Disney concert hall. You have a turn coming up and you're, you're only, you're in second place. This guy is coming around the curb. I think he's next to the Disney concert hall by now. Okay. What do you guys want to do? Okay. All right. Tell me when you guys are ready. I will.
01:07:27
Speaker
I was thinking, sorry, where are we? I just entirely zoned out. You're here and you're going straight towards the Disney concert hall right now. We're going straight for the limo at the moment, aren't we? Actually, the limo parked in front of the Disney concert hall, yep. Who's in the limo? And this is where, yeah, that's the question. You can't tell.
01:07:46
Speaker
Oh, I was going to say, this is where we jumped out of the car. The car crashes into the limo and we scuttle down the area again and just run away into the night. Yeah. Sounds like a win. That'd be funny.
01:08:00
Speaker
Actually, you know, I'll pick somebody. Somebody's walking towards the limo and you can see a guy with kind of poofy-ish hair, dark gray. It was kind of like a grayish, dark gray hair. And he's walking towards the car. The limo? The limo. It's kind of curly, kind of poofy hair. Do you know who this is? I think this is how he looks like. So yes, I do know who it is.
01:08:26
Speaker
But you can't tell who it is unless you want to try and figure it out. All right. Actions or whatever you guys are going to do next. Sure. I've got mine ready. Luke says he's got his ready, but he's just away for a second. Ariana, do you know what you're going to do? Yes, sorry. I'm turning left. Yeah, good girl. I can always rely on Ariana turning left. I turn left a lot. What can I say? I'm going to say, is that like a NASCAR joke as well? They always turn left. Yeah, exactly.
01:08:54
Speaker
We're making another left turn. I'm making another left turn. Okay. Lee, what are you doing? I would like to use an item with number four. I'd like to use the police siren. Yes. And just put it on the dashboard and pretend that we're chasing the car in front. Nice. I pray to God he thinks we're undercover cops.
01:09:14
Speaker
So he decides to turn left, or kind of turn to get into these guys' ways. Or actually, I'm going to say, yeah, I'm going to say he... He just jumps that guy into a building. He kind of, yeah, he kind of does that nudge thing where he kind of like... Oh, the TV, you know, when he spin them out. Because he thinks you're chasing this guy, so he's going after these guys. Hey, good. Oh, well, I didn't make you roll for that, but maybe I should have. I can roll for it. Let me roll for it. Let's go. Roll for it. One success.
01:09:42
Speaker
Was it, what is it on? Let me see. I think that's bad because I feel like that's a other thing. Most of these are going to be hoods, but unless you're actually attacking somebody, I don't know, using your roundness for something or your skinniness, your lack of lack of roundness. I'm going to say two successes on my hood spa.
01:10:00
Speaker
All right, so yeah, you do it spectacularly too, I guess, somehow. I flip it out, put it on the dashboard, and hit the button and smile. And he waves back at you. The other police officer. Who are we using? Okay. Luke. Luke, what are you doing? Three. Turn right. Turn right? We've got a left and then a right. Oh, perfect. Beautiful. So you're headed towards... Left. I turned left.
01:10:29
Speaker
She turned away. Beautiful. And you're turning wrong. Oh, what perfect drive. Wow. We're like a well oiled machine here. We've got miss NASCAR miss. I'm going to wacky race is going to kill boxing gloves and me just either breaking the car by accelerating a good team. I like this. All right. But you're still about the same distance away because you haven't actually accelerated. So, but that's okay. I don't mind getting second silver's way more cooler than gold. Let's be honest, you know, you know, I'm going to say you guys have a turn here.
01:10:58
Speaker
Then it could be used for anything like a gold face to gold tooth. The trophy we win from this race will just melt down to the plate, get to like a set of grills for all of us. I don't know which which gold was the James Vaughan villain. Not gold. It's gold finger. Gold finger. Yeah. OK, you guys are pretty close. This is the finish line. Let's not crash the car. Let's just finish.
01:11:25
Speaker
You have two more turns. I'm actually gonna say that there, let me see. How many left turns? I need more obstacles here. We've got the master of left turns though, right?
01:11:37
Speaker
That's right. I'm going to say this is this street keeps going. And this is this is a one way street going this way. OK. No, that's that doesn't work. That doesn't work. There's a one race. He wants a shortcut. That's why there's a one. No, you've already passed the shortcut. This is not there. OK. Trying to think how how we do this, because this is going to be sorry. This is a one way street. It's going this way.
01:12:04
Speaker
There is, there's lots of one-way streets in LA. Eat it. It's so frustrating. I'm terrified. Now I'm even more worried.
01:12:14
Speaker
This is going this way, but you guys have already, I should have told you that was there. No, that's not, there's no streets there. No streets at all. There's no way you can use it yet. It's under construction. There is, okay, I'm going to say there's two buildings at the, there's two buildings at the Dear Evan Hansen or that area, but there's like a quad area right in the middle. That could be a shortcut, I suppose.
01:12:40
Speaker
But this guy has this guy has an oncoming car that he has to deal with a pedestrian pedestrian car. I'm going this way. What's that arrow for this one? Yeah, no. The big one. The big one. This is a one way street. We're turning onto a one way street. Yep. So we've been on a one way street this entire time.
01:13:02
Speaker
No, not necessarily. So that should be, it's going through. Yes. There's just two one-way streets leading to one. Yeah. My drawing skills are not great. This is, there is a way to keep going. Okay. Okay. So I said, I'm not arguing with Davita's logic at all. I think she's made this amazing. Piggly we can only turn right, but this whole thing is illegal anyway. So we're going.
01:13:27
Speaker
Yeah, we're illegally racing. So anything we do is technically adding to the excitement, isn't it? Really? Technically, the street keeps going this way, too. So this car is coming this way.
01:13:37
Speaker
And this car is got to deal with a swerve. So that's they're actually slowing down as well. OK, you guys are going five and then this car is going six. Hmm. And you guys are here. OK, so we've we've probably missed the shortcut, guys, from where we're placed. This is actually the shortcut right here. So technically there is a short.
01:13:58
Speaker
There is still a shortcut. I feel like Davita is making this a shortcut for a reason. I love it. Yeah, there's obstacles within this shortcut, like umbrellas and people. It's just, we're going to Blues Brothers this, aren't we? That's what's going to happen right now. We're going to Blues Brothers this. No one can stop us. We're on a mission from God. Just drive through them all.
01:14:23
Speaker
I need some tiny pieces of rocks and wood because they're just there. What will our team do? Umbrellas and such. OK, so you guys have another decision to make.
01:14:38
Speaker
There is a short possible shortcut here. This car has slowed down, but they're going the same speed as you are still. And you have a turn coming up. If you wanted to do this turn, you would have to go straight one and then turn two times. Probably. If you wanted to turn here, you would have to turn immediately. Use an action. Break the handbrake.
01:14:59
Speaker
And it is a 90 degree, it is a 90 degree angle for both of these turns. This guy is slowing down. Sorry. Have you made your decision area? Are you distracted by the, I think I know what I'm doing. I just don't know if it's a good idea. All right. It's not really an illegal street race and we're racking. Have you decided possible now? Like is any of this a good idea? Yeah, to be honest, we're driving an automatic. Anything's possible right now. Luke, have you decided cruise control?
01:15:25
Speaker
All right, so I guess I'll just start with Ariad at this time. Starting with you.
01:15:30
Speaker
Nice car champion. Good job. OK. And then Lee, what are you doing? No, I'm turning left. OK. You guys are in this direction now. Luke, what are you doing? Left. Yeah, what a gangster. This car has had a small. He started to turn, but skid. And this one hit this car, who has spun a little bit out of the way. I'm going to say another police car has
01:16:00
Speaker
come this direction oh he's going the wrong way on a one-way yeah you know what those police men will do the danger let's do whatever actually you know he's turning i just realized we've got our police up siren zone as well so i believe they just think we're crazy driving for a public path right now
Post-Race Chaos and Escape
01:16:18
Speaker
He's turning onto a one-way, but he was going the right direction before. Okay, he's turning that way. So he's gonna encounter first place guy. You guys are driving through the plaza between the two theaters. The first thing you've done is hit it probably, I would say the small, like, there's like a wall probably connecting, protecting it. I'm gonna hug the horn.
01:16:42
Speaker
You blasted at a couple of, there weren't that many people, it was probably like a homeless person gets out of the way. There's so many homeless people in LA, this is crazy. I mean it's an accurate representation. It is accurate. Are we in downtown San Diego right now?
01:16:58
Speaker
there's a restaurant on this side and you kind of you hit the the um first you hit the fence then you hit the awning that's or like the patio it rolls away i guess destroy everything there's like
01:17:14
Speaker
There's like, I would just say an umbrella, patio umbrella that you hit. And then, well, I guess that's the curb on the other side, the wall on the other side. So you had three little minor collisions at a speed of five. Yeah, that's not bad. 2.5 times three, five, seven and a half damage on a car that had nine. So my brain, your car is at one point,
01:17:42
Speaker
Yeah, we've got this. We're five. We've got that, right? Yes. Is it like? Yeah. One and a half. Your car has one and a half left in it because it's pretty damaged after going through that.
01:17:55
Speaker
Yeah, no one said it would be easy. But you've now come here and you're headed straight towards the wall or the building that's right here. And this car, you've now cut in front of it. So you've cut in front of the first place who was recovering from a skid. OK, what do you guys want to do? I think I know what needs to happen.
01:18:18
Speaker
you have two more turns you have to yeah you have two more turns okay so two more turns you guys ready two more turns to make the finish line okay i've got my turn i've got my uh okay what what are you doing i'm going to go left 30 degrees ariana i'm also going left okay luke also going left
01:18:41
Speaker
All right, you're now going the right direction. You have a, I guess, like a freeway on ramp right here. There's a freeway on ramp. You kept going straight. It's not the finish line. It's actually an exit too. It's a freeway off. It's even worse. This is getting worse for us. Is it northbound or southbound? This is world building now. Southbound. Southbound. South McDact up to the. There's a car there.
01:19:11
Speaker
We could have took a hilarious shortcut. Just say there's a car there. There's a car coming off the Alpe ramp. Oh, I'm fine with this. I don't mind this. But there's usually red light right at the end of an off ramp. I'll roll to see if there's a red light or green light. Oh, I see. Now she's learning. Yeah. They're not in a legal street race. It's red. Even it's green.
01:19:33
Speaker
Oh, I thought you said it is red. It's red. It's red. It's red. I rolled an odd number. So they're at a stop, but there is a car there. Okay. So what do you guys do? Are you ready? Yeah, I've got my... All right. Go, Lee. I'm going to do an action of miscellaneous craziness, but I want other people to do stuff before me. Miscellaneous action. Ariana, what are you doing? Yes. I'm turning right. All right. Look, what are you doing?
01:20:01
Speaker
right so right now you're headed towards this little section right here finish line finish line the finish line yeah yeah it's like the corner of the finish line it looks like you're on a crash route well like maybe not a crash route but yeah it's the finish line but you won't be coming at it straight and you'll probably run into something because there's a uh a homeless person
01:20:28
Speaker
From my angle, I was going to turn right. But the problem is... Actually, he's holding a raccoon. Why can't it be a celebrity holding a raccoon? We also have celebrities in Los Angeles. Celebrities. Jenna Kardashian just casually holding a raccoon for no apparent reason. And a check of flag. By the way, that person who was by the limo was Andrea Bocelli. He was finishing a concert at the theater. Anyway.
01:20:59
Speaker
Is it a, what's the raccoon in Pocahontas, the mica or something? The Kardashian is holding. It's the celebrity raccoon of the- Yes, celebrity raccoon with the celebrity. Well, you're going to hit her. You're going to hit them. No, we're not going to hit them. That's not a 90 degree turn. That's a 60 degree turn. 60 and two of you decided to turn, but okay. Tell me what you're going to do, Lee. I was just going to put victory music on. That's what I was honestly going to do when this made me think.
01:21:29
Speaker
But now, I wish I turned right, because I didn't know it was a 90 degree turn. I told you it was two 90 degree turns. How sugar she did, didn't she? Well, technically, if our car crosses the finish line, which it will, but it's a wreck, technically we'll win. It's not a homeless person or a raccoon. It's just the person who was waving the flag earlier, I think. So that sexy lady, she's in a bikini.
01:21:53
Speaker
2am in the morning. She's committing to her role. And she is looking terrified because she sees that you guys are headed straight for her. I'm literally gonna murder her. So we're gonna do a competition. If you guys roll, she's gonna try and get out of the way and you guys are gonna try. I guess I'm just gonna roll for her since you guys can't do any more actions at this point. I'm gonna roll for her and see if she gets out of the way.
01:22:17
Speaker
and she gets out of the way, even she doesn't. Maybe Oz, do you have her in her favor? Oh, I rolled a three, so she gets out. I was rolling the G6, but yeah. All right, so she manages to dive into the street, kind of like right in front of that car, actually. And you guys have passed the finish line, but not spectacularly, even though your music is blasting. So you- Stop, stop playing. Boom, crash.
01:22:43
Speaker
And then there was a building right there. So you hit the building full on at a speed of five and damaged five. So the car has stopped running, but it has passed the finish line. That poor ass Martin. No big explosion. No big explosion.
01:23:04
Speaker
as the car before it explodes. And then it explodes. And I will put the cardboard box on my head. Yes. Because I still have a cardboard box. We do. Can we all get in the cardboard box and scuttle away? And roll on the spare tire. Yes. I don't know. You guys don't want the winning money or like the prize money? Yeah. We'll have to get in our trench coat first and disguise our staff as Steve. There we go. Oh, well, you guys got to get out of here because the police are coming.
01:23:32
Speaker
Yeah, they're just going to find out that they're on the police car literally got there's a that police has got that dude. And there was another one that actually is actually still headed towards you. It's coming from the other side of the race track. We'll do what we did. Well, next race, we can get out, can't we? So you actually everybody is kind of running. If there's people here, they're they're running out of the way. Yeah, they can sort of cardboard box and a tire we can hide inside if we can't actually run away.
Conclusion and Acknowledgments
01:24:02
Speaker
100%. Those are the people they're running. Just because they realize they can't be at the car. And so you guys have come out of the car, and there's a police car headed towards you guys. Sweet. This man has the money. There's a man that you can see he's got the cash, and he's running into an alleyway. No, sweetie. Let's go after him. Yeah, there's the man with the money.
01:24:29
Speaker
That's our money. We earned it. We need a new Aston Martin. Toss the tire at him, encase him in it. Bring him down. What else do you guys have again? We're grappling his thing.
01:24:43
Speaker
This guy's going to get brutal. We knock him out with a gun, put a tie around him, get the money and then leave. Put him in a box and duck shaped that box. Is there a second place and third place winnings that we can also take? We can't rob the man. We just want our money.
01:25:04
Speaker
Well yeah, he has our money. We need to race again, Luke. We can't just rob everyone we see. Although we are raccoons. He's definitely a first place winner. I'm just going to take all the money and then we're like, well, technically no one finished. So we get all the money. So you're chasing the guy. Are you in the cardboard box while you're chasing him?
01:25:27
Speaker
What? I think that'll be hilarious. I honestly think that'll be even funnier. Are you hiding inside the cardboard box as a Jason? Oh, like under... Okay, I see. Like, Toy Story style. Yes. Like, the orange cones. I'm getting tiny rocks that are going to reference... The cardboard box with 12 legs. 100%. Okay. I'm 100% on this idea.
01:25:52
Speaker
and where the handle is, and where the handle is, pick up the cardboard box, we can see him, and we're following him. That's what we're doing. You guys are snout sticking out. You guys are those rocks. That's the guy you're going for. And they're in a cardboard box, okay? I feel like you have to roll for this. Oh, 100%.
01:26:08
Speaker
Because that feels like it's the first, maybe it's like, it's like, it's 2d6 plus a number outside the car. So it's 2d6 plus our move or whatever it's called. Cause I'm assuming we have to catch him. You have to catch him. Yeah. Alacrity. Is that speed? Alacrity. Yeah. That's speed. But we all roll. Yes, you all have to. We've all become one in the box.
01:26:35
Speaker
For a total of three, no, three, I don't know, it's gotta be more than that since all three of you are rolling. Probably five successes and that will throw off this guy who won't know that you're following him and the police won't know you're following him either. He won't recognize that you guys are raccoons in a box. Maybe he thinks the wind is blowing a cardboard box across the street. All right, so success of five, use your alacrity and
01:27:00
Speaker
Yeah. No, you don't get extra bond and sell it snake or pretty much the same person. No, no, no. Solid Snake and James Bond are not the same person. I have a question. Yes. We are using my box. Does that mean something? It's my box. I don't think so. I get an extra die. She just wants to be grommied in this situation. Let her be grommied. No, you don't.
01:27:27
Speaker
What if it, what if, I don't know, got nothing. Okay. Roll your, your lacquity dice. How many of you guys have, Ariana, how many of you have? One success. Lee? I have one success. Oh no. Luke? I got two successes.
01:27:43
Speaker
Oh, you guys barely made or you barely almost made it is what I meant to say. You almost made it. I'm going to say you tricked the policeman, but not the guy with the money. He is. He knows that you guys are chasing after him. He also knows that you guys won the race. So he's not running from you. He's running from the police, but he's not necessarily going to slow down, I think. Just throw him at the cash.
01:28:12
Speaker
You guys are very, you're very close. Give us the money. Give us our earnings. And say like, Hey, hide with us quick. Extra speed. And if you want to find a good hiding spot, you could probably try and do that. Let me see. Let him into our box. Let's Disney this right now. Come hide in the box with three items. He's human and he wouldn't fit in the box. Never said how big the box was.
01:28:42
Speaker
Here we go. Now Ariana is joining in with the bullying of the GM. If it also hid a human, then it would not be able to be carried by three small records. Oh, here we go. Look at this. We're not carrying it. We're pushing it forward as we walk. With our combined strength, I think we can move cardboard. I love this. I'm just going to put my glasses on. Well, actually, you know, technically. No, no, no, you cannot do that.
01:29:11
Speaker
He cannot hide, he cannot fit in the mud. Okay, so... This guy's perfectly fine with Raccoon chasing him. I think everyone's sane in this universe. Like, he's mad.
01:29:21
Speaker
but a man going in a cardboard box is far too unrealistic. Everything else. He is, he is actually almost to his car, which is parked on the side of the street. So he's, he's pretty close to his car. You guys are still behind him. Once he gets in this car, you won't be able to catch him. So you have a large Lamborghini yellow. This guy can drop out. He's knocking this guy out so we can have the Lamborghini for the next race.
01:29:49
Speaker
Has he been watching the race? Yes. So he knows how powerful this gun is and then pointed at him like a bond villain and be like, give us the money. Do not run or I will shoot. Stop. Can I just yell stop or my brother will shoot.
01:30:08
Speaker
You can, you can do that. Yeah, sure. Yes. I will. Yeah. Is that hood spa for yelling? Sure. Yeah. You guys can also attack, probably try and attack him too. If you want to do this, this would be my attack with my, I have two successes to yell. Stop on my brother will shoot. What will he do? Will he keep running?
01:30:31
Speaker
He'll pause, he'll stop. He's not gonna come towards you guys yet, but he is at his car. He's unlucky his car and he looks back at you guys.
01:30:39
Speaker
Does he look like he's going to try to escape? I love this. He's pretty scared at this point. So I think he's starting to get into his car. He says, I'm sorry, guys. Oh, I got to go. Because he does not want to get killed by those police. Leave the money and drive off. You didn't succeed in stopping him fully, but he hesitated. Wait, can I shoot? If you want to shoot, you can't. He's stepping into his car right now. I kind of didn't want to.
01:31:07
Speaker
But if you hit him as hard as you did, the bloody speedo guy or whatever it was called, you send him flying through that Lamborghini. And you are you would have to have two successes to hit. And he is in his car, so I guess you can hit his car instead. And this is an attack. Yeah, it's the ferociousness ferociousness. And and this is a villain. I would say it's a villain thing. Yeah. So you get an extra one. He's probably trying to escape the police from illegal activities, but we are trying to get our money.
01:31:38
Speaker
She said two successes. Yeah, two successes. Two successes, exactly. Oh, nice. All right. So you hit his car, labeling it so he can't do it. He gets out. He says, just take the money. He throws you guys the money and then he runs away. All right. You guys have got your winnings. Nice.
01:31:57
Speaker
nice all right so you won the race you got your winnings what do you what do you want to do now hey let's go on a night on the town actually there's loads of police everywhere and we've wrecked and asked in martins i don't know what to do actually right now we disappear into the darkness yes how much money is it uh a hundred thousand what that's not good dollars that's a lot of money shall i say that's a lot of cheddar right there
01:32:26
Speaker
Thank you. Keep the money. The money split. It starts off by buying a new car and then split into thirds. I'm not getting an estimate for a hundred thousand. I'm just giving you a heads up now. That is insane. Start with that and then split whatever's left in three.
01:32:45
Speaker
And then the lady comes up who was interviewing before, her name was Lily. She catches up to you guys, the police of like, you guys are kind of around the corner now, so you're a little bit out of the way of the police. And she says, wow, that was amazing. You guys, are you guys okay? You kind of like went into that crazy crash right at the end? Or are you like, how are you guys doing? What are you guys gonna do with the money? She's just interviewing you guys basically. So what is next for you guys?
01:33:15
Speaker
We need a new car. And she's just going to say, Oh yeah, of course. All right. Well, uh, the most awkward interview we're just like, exactly. All right. Well, we hope to see you back soon at the next race. Uh, try not to make too many crashes next time, because I think you guys learned at the place that we're doing racing here. So yay. Good day. Good day. You totaled the car. Yep.
01:33:44
Speaker
We'd hurt all the car, but also we've done quite a lot of damage in downtown LA for three years. Yeah, exactly. All right. You did it. That was it. That was hilarious. You all take a share of the winnings and go crazy.
01:34:01
Speaker
I finally have enough like evil lair. It could be like rescuers down under. We just live above like a really fancy place in a chandelier now. That's pretty much it. It would be funny to try and like put peace on my map, my scribbly map together. Although I drew on front and back of some of these.
01:34:22
Speaker
I felt like it was kind of like the way that I was drawing my map was very similar to how Will, from Stranger Things, draws the tunnels underneath the city. I love it. I love it. Mad scribbling. Mad scribbling is basically what it is. Do not judge me my art skills from this. I do not just scribble usually. I love it. We technically didn't have bananas. We had a spike strip that did turn out fine.
01:34:56
Speaker
Yeah, so thanks for playing Crash Pandas with us and thank you to GS Haru Haru. Now I'm not gonna be able to say his name. His name is Grant. Thank you Grant Howitt for
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letting us play your street racing raccoon game called Crash Bandits. And if you ever listen to this, which you probably won't, but anyway, thanks anyway. And we had fun. I hope you guys like listening to this. We are Rolling Across the Pond. This is a, just a little fun side RPG game and check out our website, rollingacrossthepond.com.
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If you want to listen to more either side quests or our main campaign, which is the animal kingdom and you can access the, the, the, the web, the podcasts on there or anywhere you listen to podcasts. And you could donate a little bit to us on Patreon or from our website. If you'd like, send us any emails, make better art than I did today. You won't see my.
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Horrible scribbles probably, but at least that you can probably draw some things that look better than this. Anyway, send us fan art to our email, which is hello at rolyacrossthepawn.com. And yeah, tell your friends about us and check out our Instagram and we will see you guys next time. Bye. Luke and Leah waiting. Thanks for narrating that. Usually Jesse says that.
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